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Phat Tat (tattoo) Contest
OK THANKS EVERYONE ONCE AGAIN!!! I WON IN THE TATTOO CONTEST :-) MUCH LOVE MUAHHH OK GUYS IM IN YET ANOTHER CONTEST SO SHOW ME SOME MORE LOVE... IT IS THE PHAT TAT CONTEST... ONCE AGAIN COMMENT BOMBING ALLOWED SO COMMENT TILL YOUR FINGERS HURT LOL!! THERE WILL BE 3 WINNERS AGAIN LETS GET ME ANOTHER WIN... TOP WINNER THE JUDGES WILL DECIDE AGAIN THEN THERE WILL BE A WINNER ON RATING AND ONE ON COMMENTS!! HERE IS THE LINK MUCH LOVE MICHELLE AKA HOOVERGIRL OK GUYS IM IN YET ANOTHER CONTEST SO SHOW ME SOME MORE LOVE... IT IS THE PHAT TAT CONTEST... ONCE AGAIN COMMENT BOMBING ALLOWED SO COMMENT TILL YOUR FINGERS HURT LOL!! THERE WILL BE 3 WINNERS AGAIN LETS GET ME ANOTHER WIN... TOP WINNER THE JUDGES WILL DECIDE AGAIN THEN THERE WILL BE A WINNER ON RATING AND ONE ON COMMENTS!! HERE IS THE LINK MUCH LOVE MICHELLE AKA HOOVERGIRL
Cherry Bomb
Am I Too Nice???
Sometimes I have to wonder if there is such a thing as "too nice". When you're too nice, people think they can walk all over you. When you're too nice, you get hurt. When you're too nice, people get the impression that you're a push over.
Its My Birthday
Ziko
Ryan's Blog
Hey there Fu-Barians. The Metalhead Lover here with some more bad news. Well it's been another few weeks of constant disappointment. I should be used to it by now, but I have too many friends who keep trying to
The Tale To End All Tales
Dream of Death A time to die When all hope has past And all that lies ahead is misery Is there any point in continuing to fight Time always runs out eventually for the lonely Single meals heated in the microwave Single seats on planes surrounded by happy voices Only half a lifetime But its time to call an end Euthanasia would be a simple solution But they make it harder for human kind No lethal injection to take away the pain Nothing to lose, nothing to gain Just drifting through the days Waiting for something to happen But it never does, it never does, So all I do is wait in vain A dull, nagging, long endured pain The pain of lost opportunities The pain of stupid mistakes Only the foolish wait for their lives to change You have to make it happen So take the knife And end this life And come tomorrow There will be time for sorrow It is easy to die when you write it down Put down the pen and wipe away that frown Go to sleep and dr
A Big Fuck You!!
OK this is how this is going to go... Tonight I was told something that by some means should have offended me which to a point it did but to another it has resolved me to make the following statement... Tonight I was told in a shout box that I am a "HUGE BITCH" and that I shouldnt have my pics on here... Now Im not the type of chick to copy and paste the box thats just not me but I will say the following... So listen up you know who you are! You dont know me... You dont know what I was, what I have gone thru, or what I am now... When you can say that you are going towards a Masters program in Political Science with a 3.87 GPA we can talk... Yes I am a thick chick but HUGE I am not... Not only am I working on the Political Science program but Im also claiming a Major in Dance... And Im damn good at it to... I used to weigh alot more than I do now... But I work day in and day out to work towards my goal of NO not being twig miss size 3 but rather always being that thick c
Things That Come To Mind
I know some of you were wondering where I have gone. Well I have moved on to another program that simply blows everything else I have seen in the past 25 + years of doing compters away. That program is called second Life at www.secondlife.com. I would take the time to explain it to you but you have to experience it on your own. So I hope you will stop by and see me over there. Cheers Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for ROY the wonder dog at Wal-Mart and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog? On impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nugge
Who Has The Best Breast In The World
Humor And Stuff
Women's Advice to Men The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear. The next time you and your buddies joke about armed women in combat, take a poll to see which of you successfully aim at the toilet rim. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever you have to say after the movie. Don't fret if you find out that the milkman delivers more than once a day. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime. If only women gossip, how do you and your friends keep track of "who's easy"? Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care. In a zoo in California , a mother tiger gave birth to a rare set of triplet tiger cubs. Unfortunately, due to complications in the pregnancy, the cubs were born prematurely and due to their tiny size, they died shortly after birth. The mother tiger after recovering from the delivery, suddenly started to decline i
I Need Your Help....please!!!
I'M IN MY FIRST CONTEST...PLEASE HELP ME OUT YOU GUYS, IT LOOKS LIKE I'M ALREADY SERIOUSLY BEHIND. YOU CAN COMMENT BOMB! I'LL GLADLY HELP ANYONE OUT AS WELL, JUST LET ME KNOW! THANKS EVERYONE!! EEVILGURL > > >
Blue Skied And Clear
I still have to read about the swinging sixties! sighhh. books go back in 8 hours and i have 20 pages of economics to read. funny how none of this relates what so ever to my dissertation. isnt my life just so funny. anyways i hope no one reads this, its just me starting out here. if anyone is reading this i hope you go to bed earlier than me! sleep well Gits
Shit
so yeah this is just a random blog... filled with random shit... yup... so heres a statement for you to ponder... if from the lips of babes comes pearls of wisdom... then from the lips of angles comes clods of shit... and yeah i already know that im going to hell... ive been going there for a while now... and when i finally get there... im going to take it over... and if for some reason i dont get to hell and i go to heaven ill try and take that shit over to... hehehehe... yep
Dreams
Through My Eyes...
Sapphire and I went to an erotic arts ball. The ball was kind of boring so we left to go fuck. As soon as we got to my car I bent her over and fucked her a bit and then quickly got her back to the hotel and got my dick in her mouth. She sucked it real good for Daddy so I rewarded her by bending her over a chair and then letting her sit on the dick I finished things off by busting all in her mouth and like a good girl she swallowed every drop. EuftisEmery at Rude I’ve had the opportunity to check out Club Onyx and I must say that I’m very impressed. The first thing that I’d like to mention about the club is the security. Before you can even drive into the parking lot you’re stopped by armed security that checks your glove compartment and trunk for drugs and weapons. So don’t drive to the spot dirty.Once you get past the security in the parking lot you then have to get a pat down before you walk through the door and walk through a metal detector. Securi
A Declaration Of The Independence Of Cyberspace
Governments of the Industrial World, you weary giants of flesh and steel, I come from Cyberspace, the new home of Mind. On behalf of the future, I ask you of the past to leave us alone. You are not welcome among us. You have no sovereignty where we gather. We have no elected government, nor are we likely to have one, so I address you with no greater authority than that with which liberty itself always speaks. I declare the global social space we are building to be naturally independent of the tyrannies you seek to impose on us. You have no moral right to rule us nor do you possess any methods of enforcement we have true reason to fear. Governments derive their just powers from the consent of the governed. You have neither solicited nor received ours. We did not invite you. You do not know us, nor do you know our world. Cyberspace does not lie within your borders. Do not think that you can build it, as though it were a public construction project. You cannot. It is an act of nature
Http://www.runescape.com/
Hello all, Are you looking for a good Online game. to meet people to play the game with. RuneScape - the massive online adventure game by Jagex Ltd RuneScape is a massive 3d multiplayer adventure, with monsters to kill, quests to complete, levels to gain and treasure to win. You control your own character who will improve and become more powerful the more you play. well if you looking for one. just go to http://www.runescape.com/ CLick on create A Free Account New User. It's 100% free for Unmembers. If you enjoy the game. and want to learn more of the game. you can pay for a membership. that gives you more armour, weapon use And items to wear. Such as Dragon battle axe. dragon mase and lots more. And it only cost $5.00 a Month US only by credit card. to pay by phone. witch goes on your phone Bill 6.99 a month US only. To see other ways to pay for a membership see http://www.runescape.com/lang/en/aff/runescape/members/subscribe.ws for more details. here are some screen shots
All About Me !!
Cyber Mates Meet
I had been active of the net for a long while. I had hundreds of cyber buddies. I had kinky ladies that I chatted to about outrageous things. I even had a cult following on the forum. I was even respected. Yet I was so afraid! Against all my better judgment, I had agreed to meet one of my cyber mates! We had been chatting for over four years. I backtracked, yes, she had posted, and I had sent a PM in 2003. She had responded and we had exchanged views and opinions in increasing confidence over those four years. She shared her favorite fantasy with me. I told her about my favorite kink. I started a thread on the forum for her about shoe fetishes. She started one for me about golden showers. I looked at all her posts and smiled surely it was no big deal to meet such an honest forthright young woman. Now I am not going to make any excuse, but I will try floating one. I somehow got caught up in the St Valentines hoo haa. And before I could stop it, I had agreed to meet this cyber m
A Single White Rose
He looked down where she lay, looking so peaceful and serene in the soft light. In his hand, he held a single white rose. His eyes misted over as he silently acknowledged her beauty. Even at seventy-four years of age, she looked just as beautiful as she had on their wedding day fifty-six years ago today. Elizabeth had been a beautiful bride, both inside and out. Robert had wanted to get married as soon as he'd asked her on Independence Day but she had stubbornly insisted on a Valentine's Day wedding. Those five months had seemed like an eternity to him, but he would have given her the world just to be with her. She had often said he did just that. Robert smiled to himself as he thought someone should have warned him about this woman. Elizabeth was a stubborn woman, and though her stubbornness was often thoroughly frustrating and the cause of many an argument throughout their lives, it was one of the charms that had pulled them together. She was a strong, independent woman who had
Little Monster
It Is Monday!
Oh joy of joys it is another Valentines Day. This holiday gets on my nerves. I absoulutly hate the jewlery tv ads for VD. I mean honestly if my husband can only show me one time a year how much her loves me then we (me and him) need to have a serious one on one. Dont get me wrong I like jewelery the bling bling is nice. But in my line of work I really can not wear it. Personally the way to my goodies is through my stomach. Take me out to eat at a killer steak resturant and omg I am golden. HMMMMMM.......Meat......yummy and a couple of cold beers. Oh yea, he does that for me and yepper when we get home it is game on. Any ways Happy Valentines Day to y'all!! AHHHH another monday in the dental clinic. Now dont get me wrong I love where I work and I truely do enjoy what I do. Let me explain I work the a free dental clinic that offers services to those whom can not afford dental care, and as you all are aware of dental treatment is very expensive and there is nothing worse than
My Daughter's 18th Birthday
My daughter would be turning 18 on the 15th this month, but I lost her to a car accident when she was 14 on November 8, 2003. This would have been her senior year. It has been a roller coaster ride to say the least. Grieving all the things she would have done this year, prom, basketball, planning for college, graduation.... all of it. Her friends have been awesome and have included me in their lives, but it's not the same. We are having a gathering at my parents house this coming Saturday to celebrate her life. She is trully missed. My arms ache everyday to hold her, my ears yearn to hear her voice, my heart yearns for the love I have for her.
Songs I Like
We make music out of a sense of hunger Sort of a desire Through that desire We expose the pain and struggle But we accustom to live it So, we feel without this music, we have nothing So we offer you, well: we offer you our lives So how you gon' take it? See everybody wanna rise to the top these days A lot of people might come and try to take your place Oh you know that All you gotta do is keep rising, rising Don't look back and keep shining, shining I had a little struggle I had a little pain Now make it rain, make it rain, make it rain Rain on me (rain on me) Lord wont you take this Pain from me I don't wanna live I don't wanna breath till you just Rain on me (rain on me) Lord wont you take this Pain from me I don't wanna live I don't wanna breath yeah I stop and think how life could be so raw Sometimes I just don't wanna fight no more Oh you know just All you gotta do is keep rising, rising Don't look back and keep shi
Prom
Call On Me
Call On Me! Current mood: Blessed Category: Blessed Religion and Philosophy When the world gets You down, Know that I am always around. Just call on My Name, and feel My Loving arms around You. When deep in the Vally and can't see the way out, just call out My Name, then reach up for My hand, for It will be there for You to hold, as I guide the way out. When You have been Blessed, with Rich's and Health, call out My name with Praise, For I am Your Father, I will be with You, threw Vally's and Hills and Blessing galour. With every step You take, along the path of life, I will be beside You, to help guide the way, threw good times and bad, for the rest of Your days. For no matter what, I will Always Love You, You are My children, one and all, sing out my praise's threw it all. written by, ~Cheryl~
Blessed
WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES When I close my eyes, I see you, I feel you in my heart, deep down inside, and I know you are out there. When I close my eyes, and I see you, I know who you are, the one my heart desires for, to love me for me. Gods showed me you are there, He says you are waiting, and when we meet, the Love we have been waiting for, will be ours, for the Love we share for God, will be our guiding light to each other, the path we must take, to find one another. When I close my eyes, I see you, My hearts desire, with time and patience, We will one day, Dance the Dance of Gods Love, and We will be Blessed. written by, ~Cheryl~ The gifts we recieve, are forever and always changing, as God Bless's us with one, He has another waiting. The gifts we recieve, come in Gods order and not ours, learn to accept the gifts as they come and the greatest gift will be yours. The gifts we each recieve, were planned for us before birth,
My Little Tatto Story!!!
SOOOO I figured Id start it off with letting everyone know that yes ME the PIERCING QUEEN got a tattoo .... I know AMAZING right ... haha ... well it all started in Seattle Washington... I was visiting my best friend Brian and Kathleen. I had decided I wanted to do the tourist thing and do the underground tour... and Kathleen was telling me that they had a ghost tour also ... so on the 14th of Oct. I did the underground tour and it Finished about 6. Now you must be asking why am I going into detail? the answer is ... Because I can and if you dont like it well stop reading ... so anyways ... I get done and find Kathleen and basically tell her if I dont eat soon Im going to eat my own arm ... and since I saved her ID credit card and apartment key from the bar the night before I wanted sushi. If you dont know me very well ... let me explain to you that sushi is heaven and its just a step away from an orgasm for me, and Sake OOOOO yes SAAAAAKKKEEE is the best :D ... so yes after explaining
Inside This Crazy Mind!!
Well as most of you should know that I just got 2 reverse madisons to add to the original one that i had ... but what most people dont know is why i get pierced .... I had someone ask me ... Nicole ... Why do you enjoy getting piercings and do you think you will take them out any time soon ... I sat there for a minute and thought of why I like getting pierced ... and had come to the conclusion of this... I have gotten pierced for many many many different reasons ... first and foremost ... I had the normal little girl ear piercings that most people had ...Then I wanted to be part of a trend... my first non-traditional piercing was of course the navel ... EVERYONE started to get them not just the people who enjoyed being pierced but nearly every girl i knew that was a little older then me was getting had or seriously wanted their navel pierced ... so with the convincing of my mom when I was 15 I went down to Nothing Shocking in Fullerton on April 28 2000 and got pierced ... I completely
Chambers Of My Soul
This is the place where I sit This is the part where I love you too much Is this as hard as it gets? 'Cause I'm getting tired Of pretending I'm tough I'm here if you want me I'm yours, you can hold me I'm empty and taken and Tumbling and breakin' 'Cause you don't see me And you don't need me And you don't love me The way I wish you would The way I know you could I dream of worlds Where you'd understand And I dream a Million sleepless nights I dream of fire when You're touching my hand But it twists into smoke When I turn on the light I'm speechless and faded It's too complicated Is this how the book ends, Nothing but good friends? 'Cause you don't see me And you don't need me And you don't love me The way I wish you would This is the place in my heart This is the place where I'm falling apart Isn't this just where we met? And is this the last chance That I'll ever get? I wish I was lonely Instead of just only Crystal and see-through And no
Secrets..
Like 50cents sang... " in a candy shop, don't when to stop' hmmm sound yummy to me..... what your flavor of the day or year..... come to my candyshop, i tell you what i got...lol I am Bored right now............ just trying to fix my pc updates and other crap..but give me a holla if you as bored as i am... nani as in the movie "forrest gump" life is like a box a chocolate. you never know what you are goona get some have cherries some have lemons... well for now i am inbetween... life at time flys by so fast you wonder where the hell yesterday went... i find my self days in and out.. wondering where it all went... then by that time another day has past........ well what shall i do?
Funny Bulitens! ^_^ Lmao
70 Ways To Tell You've Been Online Too Long 1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help. 2. Someone at work tells you a joke and you say "LOL". 3. You watch TV with the closed captioning turned on. 4. You have called out someone's screen name while making love to your significant other. 5. You keep begging your friends to get an account so "we can hang out". 6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome. 7. You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet some folks face-to- face. 8. You have to get a 2d phone line just so you can call Pizza Hut. 9. You go into labor and you stop to type a special e-mail to let everyone know you're going to be away. 10. You have a vanity car tag with your screen name on it. 11. You no longer type with proper capitalization, punctuation, or complete sentences. 12. You have met over 100 AOLers. 13. You begin to say "heh heh heh" instead of laughing. 14. When someone says "What did you say?" you reply "Scroll up!" 15. Yo
My First
stacy5480-Bartender-The Scooter Bar-@ CherryTAP
Mens Sexy Booty Contest
THE WINNERS AREEEEEE...... JUDGES CHOICE MJBLETTE ..... 2 OF THE 3 JUDGES PICKED THIS BUTT MJBLETTE ALSO WON ON RATINGS WITH 18 PEOPLE THAT RATED HIS PIC WTG MJBLETTE YOU WILL BE GETTING A 4 DAY BLAST FOR WINNING 1ST AND 2ND PLACE AND BILLY WON ON COMMENTS WITH 1052 WTG U WILL GET A 1 DAY BLAST!! THANKS TO ALL OF YOU GUYS THAT WHERE IN MY FIRST CONTEST AND HOPE YOU HAD FUN!! GIVE A SPECIAL THANKS TO MY JUDGES AND CHECK THEIR PAGES AND PICS OUT... DREAMEYED GYPSY KANDI KANE THANKS LADIES FOR YOUR HELP :-)!!! I WILL GET YOU GUYS YOUR BLAST IF NOT TONIGHT WITHIN THE NEXT FEW DAYS!! THANKS AGAIN EVERYONE HUGS AND KISSES MICHELLE AKA HOOVERGIRL I HAVE CLOSED THE MENS SEXY BOOTY CONTEST AND WILL ANNOUNCE THE 3 WINNERS IN JUST A LITTLE BIT AND GET PRIZES OUT TO EVERYONE IF NOT TONIGHT WITHIN THE NEXT FEW DAYS ;-)!! THOSE GUYS THAT HAD PICS MARKED NSFW WERE UNABLE TO VIEW THE PICS SO I HAVE UNMARKED THOSE PIC AND S
Fuckin Sad
it is fucking sad when none of my "friends" can wish a 2 year old happy birthday
First Blog On Cherry Tap
Hello to all that may read this! I'm still real new to cherry tap so I'm not quite sure how to do alot of things yet. My friend from work talk me into getting on here and said it is pretty cool. I do like the setup it will just take some time getting used to it! Well thanks for taking time to read. Hopefully more blogs to come later!
Cool Web Site
totally different then myspace and the other web sites like it, im really liking all the features on the site.
Poetry
as i sit in this chair and ponder what to write .so many words pass threw my head like an endless train. this train passing between my ears. i hear the words makeing sence makeing this poem as i sit in this chair. i see the screen these words apear on. i see the colors of my background and i see the words as i sound them out to the typeing of my fingers on the keyboard that is connected to the brain box of this computer. that wich links the monater to the keyboard that makes it posable for me to write this poem .and to see all the work of the poets that pore there heart and soul into what they write. then i think of my friends and how they inspired me to keep trying evey time i went to spoken word at five points .every tuesday night when it was at fuel. now all i have is my train of thought passing between ears makeing so much noise i had to put it into writing just for some piece of mind just to have my brain explode with more things to write. then when i r
Show Some Love
ITS MY BDAY BIATCHES!!! SHOW ME SOME LOVE!!! CAN I GET ANY LOVE!!I MEAN I WANT GIFTS I WANT COMMMENTS PIC COMMENTS RATINGS!! I DONT GET ENOUGH LOVE!! SHOW SOME LOVE TO ME PEOPLE...check out the pics..comments...
Vodka Lovers !! New Reasons To Have Vodka!!
SO the next time someone says you are an alcoholic cause of ALL that awesome Vodka in the house simply tell them all the Helpful uses it has!! 1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves adhesive. 2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew. 3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs. 4. Prolong t he life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting. 5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, then blot dry. 6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores. 7. Add a
Taxes~ Finally Getting Filed, Yay!
Hey there all, I know most of you have been reading my blogs on taxes and the mess they have been. I just found out today that our CPA friend Mike is gonna file YAY!!! Then we will file an amended one to state to let them know that the company messed up and all that good stuff so they will go visit the company and see that they are doing it wrong, and have been for the past 8 years or so. I just wanted to let you all know what was going on and that I am all excited now, just want to get all this business handled as quickly and painlessly as possible. Thank you all for your support and caring words. Hugs and all my loving ~Jilly~
You Know Your In So Cal When...
YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA WHEN............ Your monthly house payments exceed your annual income. You drive next to a Rolls Royce and don't notice. You don't know anyone's phone number unless you check your cell phone. You speak Spanish, but you're not Mexican. Or if you are Mexican but don't speak Spanish at all. You begin to "lie" to your friends about how close you are when you know damn well that it'll take you at least an hour to get there (see below). Getting anywhere from point A to point B, no matter what the distance, takes about "twenty minutes". You drive to your neighborhood block party. In the "winter", you can go to the beach and ski at Big Bear on the same day. You eat a different ethnic food for every meal. If your destination is more than 5 minutes away on foot, you're definitely driving. Calling your neighbors requires knowing their area code. You know what "In 'N Out" is and feel bad for all the other states becau
Pics And Stuff
test test http://www.myheritage.com hey everyone i was going thought some cds today looking for pics for psp when i came across a disk that had all my pics on it that i thought i lost so come on over to my default and my naughty and my babyboy album and check it out, i also have some pics added in my tags i made for friends album and stuff made for me album so cum on over check it out make sure to leave comments i love reading what you all have to say love ya all lots embyr pls repost this embyr ~Lioness of The Flesh Of Lestats Dark Covenant Family~*~*CT Wifey to onmyown*~*@ CherryTAP
Kitty's Purrin!!
Graceli Kopanyi
SORRY, I KNOW THIS IS RANDOM, I WAS BORED FOOD-OLOGY Q. What is your salad dressing of choice? A. RANCH Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant? A. BURGER KING Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant? A. APPLEBEE¡¦S Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant? A. 5 BUCKS PER PERSON OR 20% WHICHEVER IS HIGHER Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of? A. PIZZA Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice? A. CHICKEN AND CHEESE Q. What do you like to put on your toast? A. STRAWBEERY JAM Q. What is your favorite type of gum? A. ORANGE TECHN-OLOGY Q. Number of contacts in your cell phone? A. NOT THAT MANY, I JUST GOT THE PHONE AND I HAVE BEEN LAZY Q. Number of contacts in your email address book? A. DON¡¦T KNOW, DON¡¦T CARE Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer? A. STONEHENGE Q. How many televisions are in your house or apartment? A. TOO MANY BI-OLOGY Q. Are you rig
Man Help Me Someone
man i am new to this whole net thing and all do some time away from the real world so how the hell do i get to make some morphs or who can do one for me like i said i am new to this shit so please someone look out for me
My Next Book..
I thought on, why i not write a romantic book..I wrote till now horror, thriller, sci-fi, i know in hungarian language, but i thinking on now, i write a book in english..Not easy, i living in the usa only just half years ago..I make blogs in mí míspace, i make here now also, and send there the book's new chapter..I want to know, what you say all!:) Fight for your dreams! Written by Leslie Szalay Chapter 1. Arrived The plane just arrived to the terminal..slowly stopped, the airport is waited the new peoples from the passageway..The peoples came..Like always, the life is not stopped after the 2001 terrible things..Lot of reasons, who why came..But he don’t thinking on this..After the checking found a taxicab..He not was a Bond, never thought this..But his ideal was, hence he a man who is lived always like a gentleman..Leslie tried everything, to not see the driver don’t care, what said for him…He had new thoughts.. Leslie are you crazy?..firstly you came
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Confused
Understand death has no use for time. No time is any better, any worse. Cancel twenty years or eighty-nine, Love's a loss one cannot reimburse. Each of us lives for an eternity, Dying only after our forever. Early or late, we vanish equally, All unconscious of the ties we sever, No longer either separate or together i feel lost my best friend is dead.he was shot and killed over a misunderstanding he was a father of 3 and he was only 28 he will be missed i love you e-lo rip
Drama Here ..no Way !!
EVERYONE IS FILLING UP MY BULLETIN BOARD WITH STUPID BULLETINS BITCHING ABOUT THE 10 CHERRY BUCKS TO REPOST!!! STFU ALREADY. EITHER YOU GET OVER IT AND GO RATE MORE PICS TO PAY FOR YOUR DUMB CHAIN LETTERS, OR LEARN TO CLICK REPLY TO BULLETIN AND COPY THE CODE INTO A NEW BULLETIN. JESUS. THIS NEEDS TO BE REPOSTED. HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN BE DRAMATIZED OVER THIS AT ONCE? - Hypie This is my 2 cents. To get your $10 back you would have to rate about 2 or 3 pictures during Happy Hour and maybe 5 without a Happy Hour going on. That takes all of 15 seconds. If $10 is really that much to you, then you are obviously not doing anything to help yourself get more points. BabyJ is doing this most likely to stop people from flooding the bulletin boards with the same reposts people see all the time, therefore making the boards annoying as hell at times. - Sporks My 2 cents also, Sparks has a very good point & I am fed up also but for different reasons.... I an about ready to start deleting peop
Sweet
Nana@ CherryTAP
Confused
TIRED OF THE LIES AND THE GAMES IF THATS THE ONLY REASON UR TALKING TO ME THEN GO ON CAUSE IM DONE WITH ALL THE GAMES IM JUST VENTING TIRED OF PEEPS TELLING ME STUFF AND IT ALL BE LIES I HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT TOLD THE TRUTH SO ALL I ASK IF UR GOING TO TALK TO ME IS TO BE HONEST how do u know when its ok to trust sumbody after u been hurt? how long should u wait till u date if ur saprated from ur hubby/wife. if u do do u trust them do u open up to them what do u do cause i just dont knwo what to do any more im so confused got mixs feeling sum peeps say date sum say no wait till the divoce but i need sum fun u know so i just got mix feeling so what do yall think There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved. The Magic Of Love Love is like magic And it always will be. For love still remains Life's sweet mystery!! Love works in ways That are wondrous and strange And there's nothing in life That love cannot change!! Love can transform The most commonplace
Lizette's Bullshit
The Journey I can smell the sweetness, the nectar of god-like beings; their sanctuary calling me. Limitless consumption, my body craves the bosom of sedated knowledge. Lost in confusion, my thoughts are adrift within realms of twilight and the lies it tells. I ride the waves to the land beyond, the tide carrying me farther until I can no longer see the edge of reality, its blinding coldness just a memory etched upon my soul. © Lizette Sinclair 2007 You know what people? I get sick and tired of seeing women put themselves down or go out of their way to please men. What the hell makes them so god damn special anyway? Lets get this straight. We're suppose to be 5'8", 125 pounds and blonde. Why are women so hell bent on trying to be something they're not? Hey, if this describes you, great! Now get the fuck out of here so the rest of us can discuss! What amazes me is this. The majority of men that demand this type of woman are so fucking gross i
The Battlefield I Walk Upon
Sighs. I don't mind my job..I truly don't. My pay is actually pretty damn good for what I do. But you know, this isnt what I want to do. This isnt what I am meant to do and it drives me nuts going there every damn day. I have my goals, I have my dreams..I know what I need to do to be able to make a difference in this life but you know what I dont have? MONEY. It is sad that I am unable to do what I am needing to do...it is sad that I am not being given the chance. I will be 22 in April, I am still young and I still have time, but I am truly beginning to wonder if my time will ever come. Hopefully, starting tonight, I will be able to post a little more in this specific blog. I would like to use Cries of the Spirit for my poetry and other writings, however, I am discovering my life is a giant battle and I would like to get into that alittle more in this blog. I am realizing that I do not have too much time to post right now as it is almost 6am and I have to be at work at 7am
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Good & Evil Mere Concepts Of Morality!!!
OK, this concept came to me as I was reading different things on-line, both on CT and other places. We have things in our society that is counted as illegal, or against the limitations set down by whatever religious bonds you may have placed yourself in. Yet how does that justify labeling it wrong, or right? We have laws that are still on the books in some states that say its illegal for me or anyone to practice witchcraft. I think it would take a severely anti-pagan official to attempt making any arrest or fines based on this old law. Yet we also have laws guiding the use of substances. It seems perfectly OK that solid or liquid drugs, chemically altered materials, and filled with "may cause" warnings can be legal. Yet such things as marijuana, shrums, or even peyote are made illegal. Thus we have the War On Drugs telling us these things naturally made are just as bad and illegal as these other drugs such as meth, E, heroin, and the such. A case could be made for both sid
Hi To All!!
Well I stoped on here for some because of a girl friend. I think she didn't want me to have friends left? Well as it goes it didn't work out. I have I think given up with g/f b/f thing. I seem to find the really wacked out one for some reson. It is so hard when you have kids to find one that love you and your kids. And that treats all of you good and your kids good to. Lifes sucks some times its a good thing theres more good times then bad! Call me stupid. Well hell is this really intail?? Its not like I haven't been here a long time.But I really not what this is or isn't!! This is getting to much!! was updating my profile and as we all know you have put the code. Well got IDed for that!!! this getting stupid!!! What next???
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No Doubt About It
Step one you say we need to talk He walks you say sit down it's just a talk He smiles politely back at you You stare politely right on through Some sort of window to your right As he goes left and you stay right Between the lines of fear and blame And you begin to wonder why you came Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend Somewhere along in the bitterness And I would have stayed up with you all night Had I known how to save a life Let him know that you know best Cause after all you do know best Try to slip past his defense Without granting innocence Lay down a list of what is wrong The things you've told him all along And pray to God he hears you And pray to God he hears you Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend Somewhere along in the bitterness And I would have stayed up with you all night Had I known how to save a life As he begins to raise his voice You lower yours and grant him one last choice Drive until you lose the road
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How To Save A Life
Just Me
i thought that my life sucked until about a year and a half ago i was married for 5 years got a divorce due to his drug and alcohol problem and still stayed with him and thought that that was all i would ever have in my life my father was a drunk so i assumed that was the way life was meant to be for me but then i met DOUG and my whole life changed for the better well actually i knew doug for about 10 years he was my husbands friend and i know what your thinking ugh she dumped him for his friend but it wasnt like that doug was more my friend then the ex husbands and then when we broke up i waited to start dating him in fact i told him when he asked that i wasnt ready for a relationship right yet and he waited for me to be ready and im so glad that he did cause my whole life is better now i finally have everything in my life that i truely deserve and i love him with all my heart and he is always there for me and my kids. he moved us out of the ghetto and is slowly building up the confid
Philliphines Soil Drenched By 6000 Long Kisses
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I Would Make A Good Fat Guy
I recently read somewhere that 64 percent of adult Americans are overweight or obese. And it got me to thinking: If I had to, not only could I put on the extra weight, but I'd actually be a pretty impressive fat guy. I've already got the eating part down. I love food. Who doesn't? And the prospect of eating three Denver omelets with extra cheese for breakfast, a Big Mac for lunch, a bucket of fried chicken for dinner, and a cheesesteak for a midnight snack, all the while sucking down four or five 32-ounce Mt. Dew's, is too inviting to resist. I heard that many fat people eat when they're not even hungry. That could be a challenge at first, but if I really focused, I could pull it off. Who knows, someday I might be able to consume a pack of uncooked hot dogs in one sitting. My frame is nearly ideal for accommodating excess pounds. I'm tall and a little broad across the shoulders, so the weight would be evenly distributed. And I already have about a dozen belts. I love 'em! I
Heartbroken :(
I AM SAD THAT ONE OF MY GOOD FRIENDS IS NO LONGER ON THE SITE BECAUSE OF CERTAIN PEOPLE..HE WAS A REALY GREAT GUY..SO IF YOU READ THIS YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE..MISS YA :( AMBER
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Being Sexy Isn't Ez
Well It really isn't.
Contest
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Inspiration
After that night You should have left it at that Not drag me along Just for your fun Putting me through this Over completly nothing. I knew it was less then anything But I still went along Trying to believe in you Trying to believe in something Grasping for hope For anything more But I just dropped down into reality The truth taking a hold of me Like realization of death Knowing it is there Not wanting to see. Sitting here Going over All the lessions I have learned All the people that have tought them And with all the teachers I have gone through Yet every time There's someone new I learn it all again Every bit of pain All the knowlege to regain Suddenly forgotten Just to remember To feel all over One more time Just as before Nothing more An Argument for Peace One that shall never seace People against people Fighting for the same thing But for a different world. However diferent the minds How much the same of ideas Though both sides may not see
If You Will Ever Need Me
If ever you need me, I'll be right here, To chase away the sadness, And wipe away a tear. If ever you need me, I'll be two steps behind, To follow in your footsteps, And hear what's on your mind. If ever you need me, You'll never have to fear, That your presence isn't important, And your love isn't dear. If ever you need me, I'll always be around, To bring back the laughter, Where deep in your heart it's found. You will never have to worry For I will always be here To chase away the sadness And wipe away a tear ....
If I Could Catch A Rainbow
If I could catch a rainbow I would do it just for you And share with you its beauty On the days you are feeling blue If I could build a mountain You could call your very own A place to find serenity A place to be alone If I could take your troubles I would toss them in the sea But all these things I am finding Are impossible for me I cannot build a mountain Or catch a rainbow fair But let me be what I know best A friend that's always there
What Can I Send You My Friends?
What can I send you To show you how much I care? What could I give you to let you Know how very special you are to me? I could send you A rainbow, to shine as a bright promise, The sunshine, to chase away any dark clouds, A hug, to hold you when you feel afraid. I could send you A smile, to surround you with happiness, A flower, a symbol of beauty, friendship and life, A butterfly, with strong wings to lift your spirits up. But maybe I'll send you my friendship And with it you will find all of these. May your wishes and hopes all come true My dear friends!
A Lil About Me...
I'm new to this so just bare with me on here..I haven't figured everything out just yet but in time I will.. Ok about me...I'm 5'3 about 107 lbs. I have blue eyes and brown hair..I have 2 wonderful boys that I devote my life to..They are 5 and 3... I am a home health aide and I am on the road to L.P.N. school. Well if you want to know more just let me know...
Pagan Stuff
A Pagan dies and, to his great surprise, he finds himself standing before some pearly gates. The Pagan asks, "Where am I?" Peter says, "You're at the gates of heaven." The Pagan says, "But I don't believe in heaven." Peter frowns at him. "You're one of those Pagans, aren't you?" "Yes. I believe I'm in the wrong place; I'm supposed to go to Summerland." Peter says, "Sorry. We took over Summerland, and it's temporarily closed for remodeling." "What should I do now?" Peter says, "Well, since we don't allow Pagans in heaven, you have to go to hell. Sorry. Just follow that path that leads downward and to the left." The Pagan walks down to hell, where the gates are standing open. He walks in and finds beautiful meadows, happy animals, and clear streams of water. He walks on in and begins exploring, and after a few minutes a courtly gentleman walks up to him and bows politely. "Hello, I'm Satan. You must be the guy that St. Peter phoned me about. Are you a Pagan?" "Yes, I am. What'
Poetry
"Again" You're tearing me apart Crushing me inside You used to lift me up Now you get me down If I was to walk away From you, my love Could I laugh again? If I walk away from you And leave my love Could I laugh again? Again, again... You're killing me again Am I still in your head? You used to light me up Now you shut me down If I was to walk away From you, my love Could I laugh again? If I walk away from you And leave my love Could I laugh again? I'm losing you again Lacking me inside I used to lift you up Now I get you down Without your love You're tearing me apart With you close by You're crushing me inside Without your love You're tearing me apart Without your love I'm doused in madness I can't lose the sadness Can't lose the sadness Can't lose the sadness You're tearing me apart Crushing me inside Without your love (you used to lift me up) You're crushing me inside (now you get me down) With you close by I'm doused in madne
Hey!
If you are reading this you are obviously not busy..So while you are sitting stop by this gorgeous ladies page and show her some love!! dbri@ fubar What do you do when you like a girl...like alot...and you want to be with her..Just the thot of another guy holding her makes you cringe...But you dont want to put yourself out there and ask her out bc you donnt want to go thru the rejection and you dont want the akwardness between the frienship??I was asked that question and I have no clue how to answer it.. Sup ope everyone has a Happy Valentines Day!!Have a good week.
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OK SO ITS HUMP DAY AND IF I DONT GET HUMPED FUCKED OR ANYTHNG ELSE I AM GONNA SCREAM!!!!!! OK I FEEL BETTER NOW...I AM GOIN CRAZY OK SO I FUCKIN LOVE HUMP DAY AGAIN....SORRY I THAT THIS WASNT POSTED SOONER BUT I WAS ALL FOLDED UP AND LOVIN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLLA BACK IF YOU FEEL ME!!!!!!! Sunshine@ CherryTAP
For All My Friends And Fans
The Real You
The True You You want your girlfriend or boyfriend to be more relaxed, calm, and composed. With respect to money, you spend as little as possible. You think good luck is something you won't attain - you expect bad luck. The hidden side of your personality tends to be methodical in your ways - with trouble adapting to the rules of society. You are tend to think about others' feelings a lot, perhaps because you are so eager to be liked. When it comes to finding a romantic partner, you base your search on information from your friends. Who's The True You?
Essence
We are all prompted by the same motives. All deceived by the same fallacies. All prompted by hope, obstructed by danger, entagled by desire and seduced by pleasure. Sticks and stones may break my bones Words may fuck my mind Grab my hair, force me down Take me from behind... "The dewdrop" The dewdrop on a bamboo leaf stays longer than you, who vanish at dawn. Izmui Shikibu Love Song My love, we wil go, we will go, I and you, And always in the woods we will scatter the dew; And the slmon behold,and the ousel too, My love I and you, we will hear, we will hear, The calling afar the doe and the deer, A the bird in the branches will cry for us clear, And the cuckoo unseenin his festival mood; And death, oh my fair one, will never come near In the bosom afar of the fragrant wood. W.B.YEATS "TH
Another Life
Heart and mind transcend many realms. What elaboration could make it any more so understood? The heart in this sense is not the organ within the physical body that pumps blood any more than the mind is the squishy gray matter contained within the skull. They are elements of spirit, which also incidentally, transcends many realms. Dare to dream that most dangerous dream To reach out again for that wil'o whisp light Fae will mislead into mists unseen Whilst hoping a warm haven's plight c2007, Anhkah aka Lara; Consort of Angels of Lestats Dark Covenent Family Perhaps it is a certain resonance; a thrumming that blots and blurs rational thought. This and that and then the other; but in what order were they meant? The concepts skew and loose definition whilst they swirl through the sieve of thought, slipping through the whole into an oblivion of never having been.
Life And Why Is It So Damn Hard
So yea I am so over whelmed. Im tryin to get out on my own so I look to the state for help but they will not help untill I move out. Yet, the whole reason I have to ask for help is IN ORDER TO move out. It just doesnt make since to me. Im also really stressed over child support drama. I have no one who will help me and it looks like a lot of shit that Im gonna be goij through. Dna testing on Daniel and his son Aiden then court dates and of course the best part of all the waiting game. God why does everythign have to be so damn hard right now and confusing. ANother reason IM totally stressed my whlel body is TOATLLY fucked up. After the miscarriage last month (Which I STILL have not told my mom about) my whole cycle has gone topsy turvey. It has no damn clue what the hell it wants to do now. Im also soooo over these damn B/C pills they gave me. WHats the point if Im not with anyone, right? Aiden is stressin me out like usual. I know he misses his daddy. I wish I could
Family
F A M I L Y I ran into a stranger as he passed by, "Oh excuse me please" was my reply. He said, "Please excuse me too; I wasn't watching for you." We were very polite, this stranger and I. We went on our way and we said goodbye. But at home a different story is told, How we treat our loved ones, young and old. Later that day, cooking the evening meal, My son stood beside me very still. When I turned, I nearly knocked him down. "Move out of the way," I said with a frown. He walked away, his little heart broken. I didn't realize how harshly I'd spoken. While I lay awake in bed, God's still small voice came to me and said, "While deal ing with a stranger, common courtesy you use, but the family you love, you seem to abuse. Go and look on the kitchen floor, You'll find some flowers there by the door. Those are the flowers he brought for you. He picked them himself: pink, yellow and blue. He stood
Confused....
This is just a vent so I may just babble. Last night I was talking to a man I had been talking to for a little while now, who I may mention I find amazing except for one small flaw, he angers quickly. I could totally see getting to know this person and hitting it off because we are so in each others heads. I did some things last night that I should'nt have and again I apologize to him. I'm Sorry! I am really a very good person and I want him to know this. He will probably never speak to me again and that makes me sad because we are both losing out. Anyway, if you read this, I hope you can forgive me. I want to be a lost poem in a stranger's coat pocket that conveys the importance of you, To assure you of my desire, To assure you of my dreams. I want all the possibilities of you in writing. I want to give you your reflection. I want your eyes on me. I want everything before you to follow us And leave a trail behind us. I want never to say good-bye to you, Even on
Future
heart so tender kiss so sweet your arms around me when next we meet the love i have undying its true forever my goal to be with you no mountain too high for love to climb no valley to low for you to be mine i fill every crevice in you, every way your heart runneth over i love hearing you say soon we'll be together of this i am sure and i'll say to you welcome to our future

Why is it that when you trust someone with your secrets they choose to use them to hurt you?? Im learning its so much better to hide, never let anyone know how soft you truly are. Safer that way less pain for all involved. There are some people you never let know the real you and then there are those that you do that can stab you in the heart with that knowledge...... and definitely when you cause them pain whether intentional or not Friendship isnt supposed to go away just because you have a fight with someone. True friendship stands through all the b.s. that happens in our lives, and doesnt do spiteful things just to get a lil bit of revenge on the other person. I don't know maybe Im the only one who feels this way. Just bugs me when people get all spiteful over a disagreement and get ugly instead of fighting over what it is they are upset over. Thats my rant fot the day.
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Luv Me
Ok ALL my Cherry freinds ! I just added the voice recorder. So please stop by and leave me a message. All messages will be returned. SHOW ME THE LUV !! (Do I really need to get on my knees and beg ? ) Hmmmm now that could be a plus. OMG!!!! Did I just say that ? Now I Said ! LOL Ok, this is really starting to piss me off. For peeps that have a high speed connection, it takes all but 2 seconds to get a pic to come up when you are rating stash and/or pics. But you constanly get the assinine error message that your rating is ignored because your rating too fast ? How irritating is that ? Anyone else agree that they need to do away with this stupid shit? I know I'm not the only one on CT that gets irritated to no end by this, am I correct ????? OK y'all. I need some serious lovin'. Rate me, Fan me, and bring on the LUV. MyHotComments / HotFreeLayouts
Relationships
10. If the date goes bad, changing your Screen Name is easier then changing your real name. 9. Bathing, dressing, supplying atmosphere is optional. 8. If you get drunk and blackout, you only wake up next to a keyboard. 7. You can exercise your offensive habits without embarrassing yourself. 6. Viagra! Who needs Viagra? 5. Your partner could have more of a personality than your inflatable friends. 4. Three words: No shotgun weddings. 3. All guys look like George Clooney and all women like Pamela Anderson. 2. They never have to know you live in your parents basement. 1. If you catch a virus, only your computer dies! Any questions? LMAO Recently I have been playing counselor to my friends. It seems alot of my friends are having issues with dating. I am no expert in this area. On the other hand I AM an expert in this area. It is a paradox of life. We are all experts ,yet none of us are qaulified to speak. I have had some of the worst relationships on record. I ha
Valentine's Day
Hey All, Well tomorrow is Valentine's Day, my thoughts on that..it's not just a day of love..it's a day to gain weight, with all that chocolate those guys are feeding ya lol Anyway just my thought lol, hope all your men are good to you..Have A Great Valentine's Day!!!! I need to go find a good movie to watch tomorrow lol cya all, love ya!!
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Untill We Meet
Until we meet, My nights will be a little colder My days a little shorter My heart will beat a little less rapid Until we meet I know that my arms will be empty My mind hurting from the constant thought of you Minutes will seem to be hours Hours will seem to be months While months will seem like eternity Until we meet The stars in the sky will not affect me with its gleaming sparkles of life Until I am gazing at them in your arms And the food that I eat will not be as fulfilling and nourishing Until it is you that I share the my food with And Until we meet I will not feel whole My world will seem incomplete Until that wonderful day When our eyes make first contact And our bodies and souls collide in blissful whirlwind The words will roll off my tongue like a sweet love song "Hello, my love, I couldn't wait to meet you.
I Really Feel Heart Broken Now
Valentines Day
The following is a fairly good ritual for the Upcomiong Full Moon which falls this year on March 3rd (3-3). Although there are many who would argue with me, I would in the STRONGEST terms caution against using this or anybody's else's ritual verbatim. You have to make it your own. The imagry and symbolism must be something that creates an emotional response in you. Hey, what can I say,,, I am eclectic - LOL Blessings, Eugene March Full Moon Ritual Moon of the Wind Setup Items needed for this ritual include: A besom broom or a bundle of twigs, straw or heather; Six gemstones or crystals to use in place of candles for the altar. One in each color for directions/elements according to your tradition. Two white quartz or purple amethyst for the Goddess and God. Background March is a time to make ready for spring. Waters run freely from snowmelt, and bright yellow daffodils beckon the sun’s warmth. Nights are still tinged with frost, but it is time to begin prep
Lets Be Friends
To find a true love is so hard to do. It takes so much time and energy to put into. With the love from another your world can come true. Just trust in yourself and they will come to you. You sit there and wonder if you will ever find one, just to find out that the person is wrong. they can lie, and decieve you, or love and be faithfull to you. So no matter what comes your way just remember to be careful and watch every move they make as well as you. For sooner or later your one true love will appear right before your eyes and you wont even know it. But if you feel like your legs grow weak, and your heart skips a beat, and your hands get all clammy, and you cant speak, you have more than likely found your mate. Take the time to get to know him and take it real slow, for your sure to find that special someone in him and will last a life time. For this will make your love for each other grow, and grow!!!!! Well hey there if you are reading this that means you are
Who Has A Crush ???
ok its eating at me who has a crush one me I want to know ....... so Pleas tell me !!!!!!!!! Bird (:>
Viagra And Grandpa
There is a family gathering, with all the generations around the table. The teenagers put a Viagra tablet into Grandpa's drink. After awhile, Grandpa excuses himself because he has to go to the bathroom. When he returns, however, his trousers are wet all over THE FRONT "What happened, Grandpa?" he is asked by his concerned children. "Well," he answers, "I don't really know.... I had to go to the bathroom.... .... So I took it out and started to pee, but then I saw that it wasn't mine, so I put it back!"
The Angel
Don't let your day go on without reading this first, no matter How busy you may be!!! There was this little girl sitting by herself in the park. Everyone passed by her and never stopped to see why she looked so sad. Dressed in a worn pink dress, barefoot and dirty, the girl just sat And watched the people go by. She never tried to speak. She never said a word. Many people passed by her, but no one would stop. The next day I decided to go back to the park in curiosity to see if the little girl would still be there Yes, she was there, right in the very spot where she was yesterday, and still with the same sad look in her eyes. Today I was to make my own move and walk over to the little girl. For as we all know, a park full of strange people is not a place for young children to play alone. As I got closer I could see the back of the little girl's dress. It was grotesquely shaped. I figured that was the reason people just passed by and made no effort to speak to her. Deformi
A Few Random Thoughts From The Mind Of Fat Tiny
From a guy's point of view: We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait Till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/cute/stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood I'm in. Let us pay for you! Don't "feel bad" We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Just smile and say
Dont Kow What You God
Dont Know Wat You Got
well just got the news my younger brother signed papers for the marines this week right this moment is her at a base doing his physical. I dont like this my older brother was a marine and just rejoined and im mad at him for that and now josh yeah right what the hell is going thru these guys mind. josh says his reasonin is he wants to go to iraq and fight for his country ok i understand BUT i dont want to have to worry every day about an attack in iraq and spend time wondering if its him if hes ok. i dont want that. AND on top of this my older brother john just informed us hes being deployed to japan with his whole family of course but that makes him on the ohter side of the country with my niece ill get to see her then shell be gone for 3years ill miss all her first her first words her first steps. ill miss it all and that sucks ive always wanted a close relationship with my nieces and nephews and one i cant see and the other isnt going to grow up knowin me yes she will know she has a
Freak Of The Week
Please check my new guess book and sign it REP yourself!!!!!! i wounder were are my freaks at? hit me up, show some love or something. drop me pic or two i do the same scandle
Pimp Outs
Hello everyeone out there I am Letting you know that The Sexy Lingerie Contest has started So Please come and Vote for the these sexy ladies that are in the contest. Help them win the contest because they can win a 3 day cherry blast. Please come and bomb, Comment as many times as you can, comment on your self, bomb yourself, Even leaving a couple comments are going to help these ladies. The ladies Have a full week to have comments so please Enjoy.
Yellow
I Figured It Out
I have figured out something... and maybe ya'll have already figured it out.... but I always thought that when someone said that a relationship was give and take that both parties gave a lil so they could take a lil.... well no it isnt that way.... it is I give you take.. well no more dammit... I am gonna take... and you can give it all... lets see how you feel when your on the other side of the bridge... and no this really is not directed at one certain person but if the shoe fits... well you know what they say....
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My Perfect Woman!
My perfect Woman... NOTE: Now i am just describing what i usually go for physically in a chick, and what i think goes well with me mentally on a chick. But as we all know the heart wants what it wants, and you could be NONE of these things and still have me wanting you. Life is silly like that... Mentally: Smart, not a procrastinator (because I am), feminine (you know girly), affectionate with good motherly instincts, likes to take care of her man and support my choices. Good sense of humor. Knows how to talk. A sprinkle of jealousy (just a sprinkle tho not a scoop). Good listener. DOES NOT DISTRUST ALL MEN! Loves movies, travel, and yummy restaurants :) Would not mind doing my bills, basically would be a part time personal helper because I am useless J A girl that does not really NEED me to be with her, but wants me to be with her. There is a difference, some girls got no friends and they base their life around yours, i need to be able to go hang out with my frien
How Do You Play Your Roles?
"What concerns me is not the way things are, but rather the way people think things are." -- Epicetus When we are basically unconscious, we live according to social roles. We perform as sons and daughters, mothers and fathers, husbands and wives, employers and employees, as society expects us to. As we grow in awareness, we gain the freedom to bring our own unique perspectives to these roles. We can express ourselves authentically and creatively, without letting our roles dictate how we should behave. "Risk! Risk anything! Care no more for the opinion of others, for those voices. Do the hardest thing on earth for you. Act for yourself. Face the truth." -- Katherine Mansfield Awareness is the key to all change. Penetrate blocks and find your authentic self. Open to new possibilities using your imagination and intuition
**~spice~**
Hit this link to help out the lounges contest, THANKS SO MUCH...BOB http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=173090&i=3192083234 a few ppl have been sending me here; http://thesecret.tv/home.html looks interesting e'nuff, but I don't have the space to dwn-load...soo, thought I'ld ask what others thought today 2nd last:(, have all friends nail this ID for me:) http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=605581&albumid=248066&i=3239848987
You Smiled, You Spoke, And I Believed
You smiled, you spoke, and I believed, By every word and smile deceived. Another man would hope no more; Nor hope I what I hoped before: But let not this last wish be vain; Deceive, deceive me once again!
Radio
Life
I have one question...How come when someone says that they are to good for you they dont even approch you..dont you think that you should at least get the courage to give that person a chance.. Happens all the time men say they dont have a chance well how do you know if you dont give yourself enough courage to go up and say something to her..i see it all the time excpecially at bars on the weekends..it funny because the girl can really like you and think you are hot..and yuou wouldnt even know.. so in conculsion men you have to grow some balls and go after what you want..dont give up because then you are a quiter..and quiter are not sexy..quiters are just chicken shits and well if you read my other blog then you know how i feel about chicken shits..women need someone that is not going to be afraid to go after what they want..women love when a man chases or really goes after something. i need some comments on what you guys think and why this happens.. i would first like
Dark Betrayal
Valentines Day
i feel well ugly, cos nobody has a crush on me!! out of how many 1000s of people!! who on cherry tap, would like to be my valentine? xx
Im Leaving Cherry
I'd like to say thank you for all the comments and messages people have left me. As of Wednesday ill be leaving Cherry, ive made some great friends on here esp one. Chase is a gorgeous woman so show her some love. Thanks Again PK
Dangerous Virus!
Izaiah Shane will be here tomorrow, March 8.. My daughter will be goin' in at 6:30 a.m to get prepared for surgery, than at 8:40 a.m it shall begin! Tomorrow night pictures will be posted on my profile, stop in 'n take a look at lil man. I can't wait to see the lil guy!! Woohoo There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer(WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Re-booter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

Valintines Day
Word Of caution only read if your not easily offended!!!! Had to redo had some typos lol Roses are Straight, Violets are twisted, Bend over love, Your gonna be fisted. Roses are crap, Violets are wanky, Oooh i've just cum, Pass me a hanky. Roses are stupid, Violets are silly, Grease your flaps, Cos here comes my willy. Roses are awful, Violets the pits, Lift up your shirt, And show us your tits. Roses are crap, Violets are shit, Sit on my face, And wiggle a bit. Roses make me laugh, Violets make me titter, You're a dirty bitch, And love it up the shitter. Roses are red, But i like carnations, You're so crap in bed, I fucked your alsations. Roses are red, Violets are finer, Chickens are fowl, Just like your vagina. Roses are red, Its elementary, Lets phone a friend, And try double entry. Roses are shit, Violets are crap, Show me your clit, And i'll cum in your lap. Well funny or shit????
Contest Please Help Me Need Rates And Comments
still trailing...still appealing....please... just click my pic below and comment bomb me... Smoochessss, Crystal Ice hey all I am in a cherry contest and am asking for all my friends help. please go comment my pic ty for all your help! Smoochessss, Crystal Ice I still really need help in this contest....I will return the favor for any help that is given...just click on my pic under here and comment my pic on contest site...Thank you all! Smoochessss, Crystal Ice
How To Say I Love You In 100 Languages
English - I love you Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief Albanian - Te dua Arabic - Ana behibak (to male) Arabic - Ana behibek (to female) Armenian - Yes kez sirumen Bambara - M\'bi fe Bengali - Ami tomake bhalobashi (pronounced: Amee toe-ma-kee bhalo-bashee) Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo Bulgarian - Obicham te Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah Cantonese Chinese - Ngo oiy ney a Catalan - T\'estimo Cherokee - Tsi ge yu i (Thanks Nancy!) Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse Chichewa - Ndimakukonda Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male) Creol - Mi aime jou Croatian - Volim te Czech - Miluji te Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig Dutch - Ik hou van jou Elvish - Amin mela lle (from The Lord of The Rings, by J.R.R. Tolkien) Esperanto - Mi amas vin Estonian - Ma armastan sind Ethiopian - Afgreki\' Faroese - Eg elski teg Farsi - Doset daram Filipino - Mahal kita Finnish - Mina rakastan sinua French - Je t\'aime, Je t\'adore Frisian - Ik h�ld fan dy Gaelic - Ta gra a
Boredom Is A Cruel Mistress
Been playing WoW and Sims 2 alot lately. Joined a very nice guild, lots of cool ppl. Yes, I am a nerd and a geek, but I think I'm kinda cute in spite of it LOL So HEYA! to any guildies If only I could stay home and have sex all day instead of having to work.... but in any case, I made the National Dean's List this year so I suppose it's a good thing I don't have sex all the time but damned if I could LOL One day I will be able to sit at home on my lil ass, smoke weed and have sex all day long and never have to worry about bills oooh such a fantasy So here I sit, bored out of what's left of my mind. What's up in my world? Not much, but here's to hoping.
New
Ok well i know a'lot of people out there think Chris Benoit is this monster and all, I have had some ask me why i have him on my page so much, I will set the record straight, the truth is I knew him in person he was my friend, if he did what they say he did or not will never change how i felt about him, he was my friend and always will remain my friend, I will miss him and honor what he stood for and what he did for wrestling, if people are not happy with that im sorry but I will never turn my back on my friend. i love you Chris and hope to see you again someday tinkerbell@ CherryTAP
Love Or Infatuation
You've never seen my face, but you know me better than anyone. I've never felt your touch, but I know you're gentle. Your voice rings in my ear like an echo, but when I shout back you rarely reply. Even though you've never seen me, I'm always there. You may not know but I am. No. I'm not a stalker, and no I'm not hiding. I just can't be seen. I'm not physically there, but my soul was there. My very spirit. You made me happy, and you, happy as well. When you felt bad I felt ten times worse. My heart skipped a beat. My heart ached. My heart sank, and then faded away. My heart has disappeared just to find you, not giving up hope. Then when it finds you, and sees that. I have some slopey-hill days that go up and down, but that dark day was a mountain. At first I was confused. Why me? Why us? But now I'm..... Happy....I've learned that my love with this stranger will never end. I will love her eternally, I loved her enough to say "It's okay". As long as someone loves her,
Never Ask My Friends For Anything Until Now..
How 2 Be A Player!
Now iam not no player...But I thought it would be funny to see what everyone else can come up with.So here it goes.....U are dating/seeing a girl/guy with money (u want him/her 2 spend it on u).U like them as a friend(with money) but they are crazy anbout u (and say they will do anything 4 u)..HOW DO U GET THEM TO SPENT MONEY ON U,ON WHAT U WANT-GOTTA HAVE OR NEED....(without having sex)...????? (i know there are sum players out there in this world..tell all...)
Mr. Nobody
Just My Thought
does anyone else get tired of fake people... they say they are something they are not? all they want is sex so they say what ever it is you wanna hear.. get you intrested then you find out they are just out for sex? People need to be open and honest.. if Your a Dom then Dom .. if Your out for sex then say that geez dont pretend to be something your not to get your rocks off.. sorry im ranting agian... just wanna meet real people hello anyone out there lol im so glad to have the friends i have.. they are real and genuine as can be.. so to all my friends reading this thank you for keeping it real.. i keep seeing commercials for a show that catches child predators online? im wondering! if there are predators out on the net meeting young kids and abusing them? yes they are sickos but where are the parents of these kids? why are they allowing them to be chatting? why arent they watching what they are doing online? my daughters computer is in living room and i keep an eye of h
Sonofa !
Crazy
So I decided today that my patients come into the office to torture me. They all get together over coffee in the morning and discuss which certifiabley insane people will come to see me on which day. I believe that the conversation goes something like: Patient 1: So, you have an appointment today? Patient 2: Yes. I have determined that the girl up there has had an easy week, so today I am going to go in and make her think that she is crazy.......ha ha ha Patient 3: I have an appointment too, I think I will yell at her and tell her that she is the reason for all of my problems in life. What about you? Patient 1: I am going to cancel and show up anyway and say that I didn't cancel, then get irate and insanly beligerent, then when someone else walks in pretend that I don't know what the hell she is talking about. I think this week we can break her..... While all this is going on I sit completely oblivious to the chaos that is about to slam into me. I am evidently the ro
Wow
Bobbi Doll@ CherryTAP
Cherrytap
cherry tap is sweet. i need more points though. and more cash to "buy" all my firends nice "things" so comment me, become a fan, w/e thanx ;)
No More....
my love is poison turn from me... can't u see? we weren't to be? we are like Fire and Ice water and oil... never to be here in this world... things that have happened cannot be changed... no matter the view it's always the same... to love me it seems makes "monsters" of men... lieing and violent claiming Love even then... if that be "Love" i want no part... no more tears and pain from another broken heart...
Save Me
please save my heart from the nothing i've become... tears refuse to flow feeling only numb.... all i have are "yesterdays" to fill my restless dreams... reminding me once more nothings as it seems... where is joy and laughter that used to fill my life? now just eerie silence that cuts you like a knife.... lonliness and heartache are all thats left behind... bittersweet memories of things that once were mine... grasping for a hand that will pull me back to life... filling me with hope again banishing the strife.... will there ever be a brighter day i can only pray... happiness returning taking hurt away...
Keeper Of My Soul
~A Cold Winters Night...~ staring out the window another lonely winters night... missing you...the part of me that makes everything seem right... i close my eyes and see your face those eyes i love so much... the ache i feel for you pains me as you i long to touch... i wonder if you think of me or feel anything i do? is it just my fantasy my wishing it were true? trapped in this lonely prison you...my one ray of light... my love for you i cling to thru the cold and endless night... If you choose to walk away i wont have loved in vain... the love and happiness you gave to me in my heart will always remain... where art thou gentle spirit? keeper of my soul..... do not yet abandon me youre all that makes me whole...
Rants
OK...I have had many many people ask me if I will add them to my fmaily list so that they can rate my private pics. Normally this wouldn't bother me, but when I get 5 people asking me this within 2 minutes of me adding 3 pics it's a little rediculous so... #1) If you ASK to be added you WILL NOT be added! Plain and simple. Those on my family list are people I have enither known since childhood or those that I actually TALK to! #2) There are NO NUDES in my private albums! I DO NOT do nudes! The only person who sees me naked is my husband (and a few select others I have slept with in my life)! #3) STOP ASKING! I really really fucking hate the fact that people can not take the time to read my damned profile enough to see that a) I don't do messenger and b) I'm not here for sex! The fact that I had to change my damned name to get people to stop asking is pretty fucking rediculous! What's worse is I still get assholes asking me to add them! WTF! IF you want on my fami
Fallen
Just A Thought On A Thought
The bitter sweet end to a days light is all one can take to find your smile. And though you've cried, because they have lied, nothing shall ever be good. But because you cry is all the more on why your smile is always beautiful. And the beauty of thought is all it will take to halt this bittersweet moment. I was rolling along when I saw a microphone, So I picked it and sang about the stars and the freebirds and then to my surprise came such a size... Of thought and courage, so I sprang to the end and leapt off a whim to fall on my own again.
~men Such Ass Holes~
Men have know respect for us lady's! They only think about 1 fucken thing, you know what im talken about. They try so hard get in are pant's, rather try get pussy than love us for who we are! I say fuck men who need's them. I date some guy on here thought would be sweet heart, shit he was a player, every time left he would flirt with other women just get them join his new lounge room!! He was so rude, the only thing had on his mind was my ass and pussy. And he said he loved me, which i new was a lie!!
Places To Find Nettiesmiling!
http://www.myspace.com/nettiesmiles THIS IS ANOTHER PLACE WHERE I LOVE TO BE! HAVE A GREAT VALENTINES DAY EVERYONE! ALWAYS NETTIESMILES
Freedom
DADDY'S POEM HER HAIR WAS UP IN A PONY TAIL, HER FAVORITE DRESS TIED WITH A BOW. TODAY WAS DADDY'S DAY AT SCHOOL, AND SHE COULDN'T WAIT TO GO. BUT HER MOMMY TRIED TO TELL HER, THAT SHE PROBABLY SHOULD STAY HOME. WHY THE KIDS MIGHT NOT UNDERSTAND, IF SHE WENT TO SCHOOL ALONE. BUT SHE WAS NOT AFRAID; SHE KNEW JUST WHAT TO SAY. WHAT TO TELL HER CLASSMATES OF WHY HE WASN'T THERE TODAY. BUT STILL HER MOTHER WORRIED, FOR HER TO FACE THIS DAY ALONE. AND THAT WAS WHY ONCE AGAIN, SHE TRIED TO KEEP HER DAUGHTER HOME. BUT THE LITTLE GIRL WENT TO SCHOOL EAGER TO TELL THEM ALL. ABOUT A DAD SHE NEVER SEES A DAD WHO NEVER CALLS. THERE WERE DADDIES ALONG THE WALL IN BACK, FOR EVERYONE TO MEET. CHILDREN SQUIRMING IMPATIENTLY, ANXIOUS IN THEIR SEATS ONE BY ONE THE TEACHER CALLED A STUDENT FROM THE CLASS. TO INTRODUCE THEIR DADDY, AS SECONDS SLOWLY PASSED. AT LAST THE TEACHER CALLED HER NAME, EVERY CHILD TURNED TO STARE. EACH OF THEM WAS SEARCHING, FO
What Would You Do?
Friend
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Quotes And Questions
When you put 'THE' and 'IRS' together, it forms 'THEIRS'. Coincidence? I think not? "whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...." "When you lose someone, you realize just how much that person means to you, So maybe its a good thing they're gone. So you can see just how much that person means to you." -Anonymous. Guys are like port-o-potties. All the good ones are taken and all the bad ones are full of crap! -Anonymous You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!" -Homer J. Simpson On top of a pickle relish jar: I relish the thought of meeting your buns. There is a light at the end of every tunnel....just pray it's not a train!. life isnt a garden ........ so stop being a hoe. when ya got em' by the balls...their hearts and minds will follow. Don't think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautifu
My Attitudes
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Is There Anyone Interesting Out There?
I need something new for doing a photo shoot, if you have any ideas please let me know Ok so I have been looking to move and so I went to check out a few places like apt, roommates, houses. Now this is my problem, a friend of mine said his friend was wanting roommates. She already has a 2 year old and is 3 months preg. When I went to go check out her place it was trashed and stunk, I can't see how people can live that way. I also know people that spend all day in their room and there is trash and food everywhere.............NASTY! I am working on building my portfolio as a photographer so if anyone out there is interested in setting up a shoot with me let me know.
Sorry
hey people. go check out the new stash that i put up called drive. its so fuckin sweet. sorry guys... i kinda turned into a stash whore there for a minute.
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Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com
Joke
A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door with my seeing eye dog and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me and out I go with the dog." "But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked. "I have a very keen sense of smell, and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground" he answered. "But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked. He quickly answered: "Oh, the dog's leash goes slack." Things to do in the bathroom stall... 1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?" 2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that." 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise. 4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before." 5. Drop a m
Joke
Joke
What Is Your Idea Women?
Okay u guys out there....If U could create the women of your dreams..(NOT BY LOOKS)...Describe what the most important things about her would be?? And what the less importance thing would be??
My Baby
CyberPunk85@ CherryTAP
Tales Of A Broken Heart And Sword
As the fighting continued sparks flew across the sky lighting the night, both fighters weary with fatigue as their epic battle raged on. "Even if you strike me down my victory is complete." said the White Knight. "And with my last breath, I will kill you and honor will be avenged." said the Black Knight. Both knights fighting for honor with every breath. Swords clash as bone and sinew move like a deadly symphony. Utter hatred kept these two going, hatred that god could not stop. Both began to chant, "Our life for honor, our blood for hatred, our heart for love, we will both die here my brother." As a lone woman watched the battle she wept with the breaking of her heart. That's all I wanted to put up, let me know what you think and I might start doing this on a regular basis.
Joyz Bloq
Please go to my page and add yourself to my guestbook! Thank you. While you're there, feel free to rate, fan and add me. I LOVE blasts! Then again who doesn't. If you're feeling generous, you can always get me a blast.Thank you sooooo much! MUAHZzzz Joy ... FAN Me & i'll fan you back TY @ FuBar I still don't get the point value system for FuBar, can anyone help me out? Exactly how much do you get for rating photos, stash, fanning, adding etc.... So far this is what I've gotten...please correct if wrong and add to where I don't know yet... I don't know why they don't have this stuff already listed in the FuBar Bible. Anytime I get more info on this, I will update this bloq, so keep checking if you're interested. Thank you!!! ~PROFILE~ 1. rating a profile gets you ~6 points {if you rate their profile a 10} ~ they get 12 points 2. they rate your profile, you get ~5 points 3. commenting a profile gets you ~4 points~ they get 12 points 4. they comment you ~5 points 5. you fan the
Bye Bye
A WEEK AT THE GYM: ONE MAN'S STORY If you read this without laughing out loud, there is something wrong with you. This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular workout routine. Dear Diary: For my sixty-fifth birthday this year, my wife (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me. Although I am still in great shape since playing on my college football team 45 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try. I called the club and made my reservations with a personal trainer named Belinda, who identified herself as a 26-year-old aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swim wear. My wife seemed pleased with my enthusiasm to get started! The club encouraged me to keep a diary to chart my progress . .. MONDAY Started my day at 6:00 a.m. Tough to get out of bed, but found it was well worth it when I arrived at the
From Life Love And Everything
The fist public blog.Valentine day..14th of February..A day that means love, feels in heart, you in love, and you try to make this day perfect for your love..Be beauty if means this, but till today, the day is changed..Valentine day now a MUST day, i must send card, i must buy flower, i must buy big present! The first is so sad, but the money..But who make this?..We..We are accepting this..I not! I not say, not buy present, flower, and make the day perfect..But not only tomorrow, not only on 14th of February! You love him or her? REALLY?..Show it every day and every way! Not the money make happy your love! The feels make her him happy, to feel it, you love him or her! What i say?..A kiss, a minute to see in the eyes and whispering: I love you! This is more than any diamond or 100 rose! A poem, a message, mail you write her him what she he means for you, if you write it trully, means everything! And a dance with him her in home, maybe in the garden, why not, under the skys,dancing for
Love 2 Meet New People
Lornalurex
Just saying hello in my first ever blog. helloooooooooooooooooooo :)
Pome
Life's to Short. Life's to short to play silly games, But beware of the player's, Cause they'll play anyway They'll take your heart with their old leather glove And toss it out in the field, long There it will lie till fate finds the player Who'll pick it up and decide what to do with it later Cause he's busy now, He and his mates Working out a game plan, drinking till late You wait by the phone, wait for his call It gets to midnight, and you think he won't call at all You're tossing and turning in your feversish sleep Then you hear the phone ringing, you jump to your feet He slurs in the phone, he loves you, he wants to come over For once it would be nice, if he'd call me when he's sober But a player he is, that's all he'll ever be! And really aren't I worth more? Heavens Be! I tell him, 'Do me a favour if you want to come round? ' Take a hike and jump off a cliff, if there's one around! And if you can't find a cliff in your drunken state Do t
Want 2 Know More About Me...then Read
*My name is Olivia *I AM STRAIGHT!!! *I'm 16 yr. old 17 in nov. *I'm half black half white *I'm from the bay area *I'm 5'8" *I love to sing, dance, act/perform *I love shoes I have over 200 pairs of shoes from nike dunks 2 charles david I have every type of shoe *I love fashion *I love animals I have a dog, 3 cats and a horse *My fav. place 2 be is on the beach *I love meeting new people *humor is everything to me *I love driving *I'm crazy and loud when I want 2 be....mostly with friends, but I'm quiet and like to keep 2 myself while I observe things....but I still like talking hahaha. *I love piercings I have 5, I use to have my tongue...not 4 that reason that u mite be thinking but I'm getting my bellybutton pierced! *I love tattoos I'm getting one on the back of my neck when I turn 17! *I dont smoke, drink or do drugs I'm not gonna mess myself up. *I spend most of my days in my house in the music studio *My heros are my family and friends *I am single but I am
Cupid
i am fucking him up on site. he sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!