The Fubar Lifestyle
Lately I've spent a lot of time watching and rating the mumms. At first I thought they were fun and thought they might add some points although I can't figure them out in that regard. One thing I have learned though is that there are an extremely large group of people over the age of 21 and up to as old as 50 something who have the maturity of high school kids. What makes it worse is that they probably aren't quite as smart. I don't hold lack of education against anyone, everyone has different opportunities. I do have a problem with people who are mean or inclined to put down everyone they contact. I don't see where it accomplishes a single thing. Could it be something that makes them feel like the badest person on the block? Maybe. Wonder how bad they'd be if they were presented the same opportunity and not have a computer to hide behind.

Thoughts Of Someone
mmm...thoughts of You thoughts of me wondering how good it would be To see You To feel You To taste You mmm... Fingers playing silent notes upon goosepimpled flesh Teasing past the point of begging Soft lips caressing, stealing kisses, touching innocence Tounges wrestling, leaving warm wet trails to secret treasures... mmmm....

Expression
Words can't express the person i really am. From what you see, your view of me can be exact, or far from it. My outer appearance doesn't describe the truth of me. Yet my first impression can convey me as something I'm not. You can't define me. My clothes can't define me. But my choices can. My actions will. I am who i am, and nothing more. And to be happy with who you are, is truly the best happiness this world can bring. I don't strive to impress you, for impressions are nothing but lies. Confess to the world, to your friends, an family. But mainly confess to yourself. Lt your true self come out and shine, because there is a reason for your place on earth. Stop trying to convince,assure, and indoctrinate. Be confident with yourself. Thats where the power lays. I am my own person. People will not change who i am.

It's Not Over Yet!!!!!!
For all my new friends...I have been working very hard to keep my lead in J-Roxx's Hottest Mummer Contest! If you haven't voted for me yet or weren't sure how just click this picture link and it will take you there. ALL you have to do it RATE the pic. NO COMMENT BOMBING! Just click this pic and rate it for me. THAT's ALL! I would greatly appreciate it! For all my friends that have been helping me thank you. If you haven't checked to see if it's been a week since you have rated and they have reset will you please do so. It's almost done guys and dolls! Just bear with me! And when it's over we can all say phew and then look at my prize blast for another 30 days. lol. Love you all. If you were able to rate it please leave a comment here on this blog and I will send you a lil surprise tomorrow to say thank you. xoxo

1/30/08 Angel's Rivised
ARE THERE ANY ANGELS OUT THERE... HIT ME HEART OF FIRE UP AND THEN FAN, ADD AND RATE THESE ANGEL'S TO BECOME ONE OF THEM. LET'S KEEP IT GOING SO WE CAN ALL GET GOOD FRIENDS.... ALSO, NO YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE NO GODFATHER OR BE PAST A CERTAIN LEVAL TO BE AND ANGEL. THIS IS JUST TO MAKE GOOD FRIENDS... REMEMBER TO FAN ADD AND RATE ME AS WELL LOL!!! ADDING THE NAME TO YOUR’S IS OPTIONAL!!! "Heart of Fire"~Co of E.D.F.B.~ Club FAR~ I customize pic's!!! ~?PH3NOM3N@L UNBR3@K@BL3 M3?~ CaSpEr...W.C. M.(under boss purdyfam) NO FAKE PEOPLE PLEASE!!!!I WILL BLOCK YOU’RE A** ~*Deliciously Evil*~ **Member of I.B.N** ******JUICY DEE****** Angel Eyes Club F.A.R MEMBER Special R Kay Brown Eyed Beauty~Club F.A.R. Member and Proud Official Greeter of Club F.A.R.~ ?Thyckie Thyck? Club FAR ? Baby-Gurl *FU wife to Cuppycake* ~FU- Bombers Family Manager/promotor~

~you're Lost~
You're lost I cant see you Nor can I hear you I Spotted a tear fall Your open eye Stares at me from afar Wondering why there is so much distance And in an instance I reappear Right in front of your eyes It's as clear as those drops of tears That I'm the one that clears you mind Brings you to a higher place Your fears only I erase I love you Yet I hurt you Tell you I'll stay true But yet I desert you Do I deserve you I don't know…

~my Ghost~
i see you smiling, and yet its genuine I hear your laughter, and it rings I feel your emotions, and they are true I hear your words, as just a memory I see your eyes, yet they look haunted I feel your pain, we share it well I feel your heart, yet torn, its beating I smell your scent, upon my life Once there were giggles Laughter of glee now there are memories Memmories of me. With my life so far away forgotten at night Remembered by day pleasure turns to pain yet its the only way Remember this forever 'cause there will come a day when the dark unfolds onto light and the truth shines forever in a day though I may be gone Nowhere around look into your soul there I will be found

~two Women~
Beneath the sheets of two women I've slept To whom I have been so deeply inside Both have sketched memories in my heart One sketched in my skin Both embedded in my mind Yet, ones more deeply within One is the meaning of my pain Yet one deepens my sin Stress springs from her Grows over my nature And pulls me down in it's grips And it's only love that dares Rescue me from the abyss Both lost in the labyrinth We cannot escape her attack So even with her love intact My heart simply remains trapped What will it take for the destruction to end Life of love I need help But with who to depend Should I stay on this path In which destruction ends Or should I go with my savior My heart will she mend … ?

How Do You Use Your Eyes?
"GOD GAVE US EYES TO SEE, IT IS OUR CHOICE TO USE THEM, OR NOT" Im wondering what everyone feels deep inside when reading this phrase which was written by an anonymous religious philosopher 1500 BC. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ My feelings are. I think that it is about seeing what people truly are and seeing past the obvious to each person's true being... its not about using your eyes to look at someones outer beauty BUT for looking nside their inner beauty. Also Don't go through life with your eyes only half open(your own choice) (Britney) friends feelings Hmm I dont know ! Probably has something to do with people always turning away instead of looking and facing all of the problems around them! IMO! (Jeff) friends feelings For me it means to see the persons inside, not just the outer appearance or the first impression. But to see deep down inside for what they really are. Their soul...their inne

Plz Read - Help Catch A Baby Killer For Sporks
this is a copy of my sticky bulletin that I put together to try and help. PLEASE READ - this is important and is for .. I Love Sporks Please use either of these pics has ur default to show support, u may rip it or save and re-upload it. thanks to Juicy the bouncer for making it. clink on them to get them ... thanks to whoever made it ... Sporks writes in her original bulletin ... I do not want condolences about this situation, I am posting this bulletin with a link that includes pictures of the man who murdered my 3 month old son in hopes that maybe someone has seen him somewhere....anywhere please take the time to go to the link and watch the news video which includes a description of the car he was driving and his picture...If anyone knows anything at all, please dont contact me...call 409-771-7488 please repost the hell out of this so as many people as possible can see this. and if someone could sticky this for me so even more people can see

Suffer In Silence
I hope you feel with this choice you took And feel the strain of what you began It should have been so different You need to find your path, he said I'm gonna watch and learn Taste the difference and imagine how I'd feel o prove you wrong If you play with fire you're bound to get burnt If you don't have a choice then we'll have to work together Never had it been easier to choose But somewhere you went wrong Claiming insecurity, unable to claw your way back Drowning in love I'll turn against the crowd and begin to walk home

The "f" Word
The "F" Word (Correct use of the "F" word) When is @#$% Acceptable? There have been only twelve times in history when the "F" word was considered acceptable for use. They are as follows: 12. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are Sinking?" -- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912 11. "What the @#$% was that?" -- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945 10. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" -- Custer, 1877 9. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." -- Einstein, 1938 8. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" -- Picasso, 1926 7. "How the @#$% did you work that out?" -- Pythagoras, 126 BC 6. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" -- Michelangelo, 1566 5. "Where the @#$% are we?" -- Amelia Earhart, 1937 4. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!" -- Noah, 4314 BC 3. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?" -- Bill Cl

People
Hey my fellow fubarians, you might not like what i have to say but i have to say it. I read a friends blog this morning and realized he's right. People come on here and want to be friends, and never speak to you again. I try my best everyday to get to my friends and post a comment on different people everyday. Some are are people on my top friends list, and then i move on. I'm tired of people who get in the shoutbox and want to cyber you, cus they didn't bother to read your profile or they would know you don't want to be bothered with that, or just get plain raunchy like all woman like that. Give me a break!! And crushes...how can you crush someone you don't even know?? You don't bother to read thier profile,and you don't bother to talk humanly a to them in the shout box. Why the crush?? Cus they look good...looks are only skin deep, eventually they fade and your left with a old shell of a person, with no teeth, hair, or sexual drive and shitting on themselves. Is tha

Thought For The Day Thursday 01/31/2008
A thought for the day from: Peter Britt "Another day comes, and darkness still pervades the light. No, more it devours it. Yes, that's better. Not that the light hides, it is eaten by the dark. My efforts to find it avail me little in my search. Despite every effort, it eludes me with a surreptitious nature, defying my best attempts of discovery. None know this darkness as I, it is mine to savor, to drown in. My name etched upon it, glowing to reveal its possession of me. Light, a faint memory in this heart. Somewhere, one day, it must return. It must be renewed, it shall be. Until then, where I dwell is the darkest place. Its misery, complete." ©2008 Peter Britt Krystal Vision Productions

Journey Poem
Journey Inside Gazing through the looking glass; I see that time has stood still. I was yours and you were mine; Thoughts sadly cross through. I now turn the hourglass; Reality Strikes! Letting my heart know the reasons we are apart. Images replace the misery; Smiling , I see that the memories, I vividly see , Will never leave me. Walking to the tree of life, I inhale deeply the air we still share. Sitting down under the shade; never wishing the memories to fade. I look into the clouds, each one different and unique. I see you in each and everyone of them. I stand up and walk slowly through the paths of my life, Growing with each tiny step. My mind reminisces back to a time, Where it was so hard just to survive. My spirit has awakened to this knowledge; Withpn every old memory I have built a sacred collage. I can now see just how far I have journeyed. My soul relaxes as I now know you will be proud of me. I start to smile aga

The Scariest Night Ever; Chapter 1
Ok folks, here is the first chapter of a story I wrote a few years back I was in 9th grade so about 8 to 9 years ago. This story made me realize that I wanted to be an author and made me want to write my first novel (no its not published yet). I promise my writing has gotten a lot better then this. I will post chapter 2 next thursday. THE SCARIEST NIGHT EVER THE GET TOGETHER .1. Ring, ring. “Hello?” “Hey Sammy, it’s me Sherrie. How are you?” I asked. “I’m ok, you?” She asked. “I’m great. Are you doing anything tonight?” “No, why?” “Because yesterday when I was on my way to see one of my old pals, that I haven’t seen in a while since he moved, as I was driving I saw this old abandoned house. I’m going to visit my friend again and I was wondering if you wanted to go with me and on the way back we can check out the old house?” “Sure, is Steve going to come with us?” She asked. “Of course.” “Ok, what time are we going?” “About 8:00P.M.,” I told her. “

Excuse Me My Dear
Twelve coffee enemas could not do to my bowels what the prospect of seeing you does to them. You are not an attractive man, but no-one has ever effected my digestive system the way you have. Or my reproductive organs. Or my brain. Running parallel with my excited anticipation of your arrival is the dread of knowing that in the short time we'll spend together, you will prove yourself to be immeasurably superior to me. You will astound all with your breadth of knowledge and your inimitable cool wit as you always do. Before you I'll just be the bumbling ball of mush who becomes ever mushier and more bumbling every time I see you. I'm the uneducated chambermaid who cleans the sheets of her Lord and master after another night of fun without her. I'm the air-headed fan at the movie premier who feels lucky when the leading man sneezes on her as he walks by her on the red carpet. I'm the court jester who considers it an honour to perform before the king not realising that everybody's

A Mother's Prayer
A Mother's Prayer Angels of Mercy hear my cry; Forgive me for taking my life for granted, as it was a big mud pie; Help Me, be the mother & wife I know I can be. Where Love & Patience is the only key. Help me strengthen all my motherly skills ; To give my family the love they need to feel. Guide me through the hard tasks of life. Grant me the knowledge of knowing how to be a good mother and wife. Lead us into the happily ever after, so we can hear love's sweet laughter. In loves name I pray Amen Sapphire Jewel Aka Valarie A. Laboy Copyright 2006

The Beginng
When A God Meets His Dream Girl , His Goddess......... The Beginning "I am a woman of great powers, I can with just a touch wipe away your tears, or take away your greatest fears. I am a woman alike no other; one who loves & hates equally. I am the lioness, who watches over her primitive jungle; protecting our cubs at any cost. I will dominate and reign over my kingdom with great pride and passion. I will walk with you hand and hand in our soft romantic dreams; loving you like the devil in the privacy of the moonlit night , while being your angel in the glow of the early morning light. I am the empowering Goddess you have longed for; devouring and possessing everyone and everything who gets in our path. Take my hand; fear not; for don't you see, by allowing me to devour and possess you; my Lord; we make our own destiny to our own paradise Sapphire Jewel Aka Valarie A. Laboy © 2006

The Chair
The Chair There he sits sitting in the chair; watching my every step. I turn on the music with a blare; gyrating into rhythmical depths seeing him ever more aroused, I feel very proud. I walk over to him every article removed; he smiles and asks , "What did I need to prove? " I unzip his jeans to free up his manhood; as I lower myself down over him as only I could. I straddle him while in the char; he now knows I'm not playing fair. He grunts as he enters my caverns with deep rhythmic patterns. We slowly gyrate to the seductive song ; as we make love slow and strong . Alas! The excitement overwhelms us as we mover hungrily in lust. Wild and free; our fiery passions melt in what will always be. Faster, harder ,deeper, we sinfully rock, When alas the ship has finally docked. Sweet juices flow; and the love for each other eternally grows. Sapphire Aka Valarie A Laboy © 2006

10000 Fubucks Giveaway
For every 100 comments someone will get 10,000 Fubucks... ...Click on the pic below and bomb away

What Do I Deserve?
what is it that i deserve? how do i know? see im dating adam, and he says that i am great! see the only problem is that i have never been told that or felt that i was a good person. i mean i am a good person cuz i care about others and am a good cemaritan and all but in a relationship 4 some one to say that i am great is unbelievable! with adam i am oh so nervous! i want this to last forever! i guess im nervous cuz i dont understand how or y i deserve him! hes the greatest person i have ever met and he wants to be with me!! WOW! y was i not great to my ex's? what did i do? i dont want adam to hate me in the end, hell i dont want an end with him! he is the best! he rubs my back and feet volentarally! kisses my hand and holds me close to him! talks to me AND listens to me! this is one of the text messages he sent me, youll see how sweet he is! Fr: Adam yur the most important and beautiful person in my lif and im not going to loose u no matter wut happens i luv u damn it!! Seriously!

Break Your Heart By The Barenaked Ladies
Special meaning for me.... It's exactly true... all the way through. The bravest thing I've ever done Was to run away and hide But not this time, not this time And the weakest thing I've ever done Was to stay right by your side Just like this time, and every time I couldn't tell you I was happy when you were gone So I lied and said that I missed you when we were apart. I couldn't tell you, so I had to lead you on But I didn't mean to break your heart. And if I always seem distracted Like my mind's somewhere else, Thats because it's true, yes it's true It's this stupid pride that makes me feel Like I have to follow through Even half-assedly, loving you Why must I always speak in terms of cowardice? When I guess I should have just come out and told you right from the start Why must I always tell you all I want is this? I guess cause I didnt want to break your heart And you said: "What'd you think that I was gonna do, Curl up and die just because of you? I

Soulmate's Path
Soulmates Path To the only man that has ever made me feel like a woman. Looking at our life's as we move along this dreaded path separate, I realize we are soul mates ; floating back to each other slowly. Fighting , to get to where we both so deserve. Come home to me my darling I will make it all better for you. I am your goddess of love... now its my turn to rescue you. As Always, Sapphire Jewel AkA Valarie Laboy Copyright 2006

First Love
First Love The day we met I was so young and shy; You walked up to me ; I felt my heart begin to fry. You had that glowing stare ; that set my soul a flair. You asked me my name ; I felt nervously inflamed, Butterflies took over as I tried to stutter. My name finally slipped out in a mutter. It was love at first sight; neither of us could deny, You asked me if I might; give you a try. We left hand and hand that day; love or bust come what may. Circumstances happened ,we drifted apart. Twenty years later your still in my heart, Waiting for destiny to come knocking at my door; for you to be standing there once more, I Love you forever until I die; I promise you I will never again say good bye. As Always , Aka Valarie A Laboy Copy Write 2006

Lover''s Regret
Lover's Regret I can't sleep, although I close my eyes; remembering the good times. Years come and go; I am still paying for the crimes. I never meant to leave you, I never had a clue. How can God keep punishing me ? For something I was too young to see. I paid dearly for what I had done; Never really ever seeing the sun. Why does destiny keep putting us together ? Places, times, in any kind of weather. Why don't we listen to our hearts following through, taking us back to where it all had start ? The beginning sure sounds nice; I want it back at any price. Wipe away my tears; as I calm all your fears. I am still the girl you once knew, Brighter with knowledge and power too. Sail with me once again off to the bight sunset. Back to the time where we first met I love you and you love me; What is stopping us to just let go to be free ? I promise you this time it will be forevermore; if you come knocking on my front door. We can have the happy ever af

Help Find This Fucker!!!!
PLEASE READ - this is for .. I Love Sporks Please use this pic in ur default to show support, u may rip it or save and re-upload it. thanks to Juicy the bouncer for making it ... she writes in her original bulletin ... I do not want condolences about this situation, I am posting this bulletin with a link that includes pictures of the man who murdered my 3 month old son in hopes that maybe someone has seen him somewhere....anywhere please take the time to go to the link and watch the news video which includes a description of the car he was driving and his picture...If anyone knows anything at all, please dont contact me...call 409-771-7488 please repost the hell out of this so as many people as possible can see this. and if someone could sticky this for me so even more people can see it i would really appreciate it thank you everyone this includes the news report video The News Report, please watch this is a picture of the man who murdered my baby

Him
Again here I am crying. (what else is knew right?) I don't know what to do. I can apologize over and over for the things I have done. I don't know what else it is I can do. I feel so helpless, so depressed. I can only do what I can to show him that I love him . My heart hurts so bad when he says the things he says, I feel so low, feel like I am nothing .Like I deserve this and things will never change no matter how hard I try. I really don't know what it is that he wants me to do. I don't want to be disrespected and I don't understand how someone who cares about me so much can keep making me feel the way I am feeling. I love him and don't want to lose him . I hate myself . My self esteem and confidence in myself is gone. My heart is on the table for him to do what ever he wants to. All I can do is let him . I feel like I am going crazy. I want to talk to him but it always turns back to what I have done to him. I ask myself why I am doing this to myself???? Why I am here??

Random Shouts Turned Into Thoughts
Sometimes just shouting or im'ing with someone. Can create a awsome thought to blog about. In this case it was talking about are you single with someone. Slowly just bits and pieces came out, and the talk of why your single ect was brought up. And during our little talk i had a thought. What is the key to Love or Loving someone. Well its actually two pieces. 1. Complete Trust of your partner in everything, that they will always try to treat you right, that they will always worry about your feelings, and finally that they believe you above all others. 2. Communication this is probably the hardest thing in any realtionship. Tring to find a way to talk, and talk effectivly even when emotions are high. Most couples break down because of a failure in this, when they forget communication was what brought them together. I am no expert on Love, and am no expert on communication. My only advice to everyone is remember the two above things must be present for Love to grow and be s

The Desk
You feel me under the desk. Sliding my hands slowly up your silky thighs.You flinch not wanting any 1 to know I'm there. I stroke your thighs with my nails and as each stroke your thighs open further exposing your moist lips to my view. I lean in and begin softly kissing your lips tasting your sweetness om my lipss. Your feel my tongue on your clit flicking harder you close your legs on me as you reach down gripping my hair mumbbling something. Feeling you pull my hands causes me to lick faster and harder I also begin to slowly slid a finger in side you. You feel your lips part for it and moan ever so slightly . And so my tongue licking and my finger teasing you then a second finger joins the first parting your lips further to accomadate the 2 fingers now sliding in and out again pain rips through me as you grip tighter on my Hair pleading with each pull to make you orgasm.... I hear your boss approach he is talking to you I take it as an opotunity to slip a third finger in

The Stupid Person's Idea Of A Clever Person.
I found out today that my assistant manager wasn't going to be in for two weeks today. That means that 3 girls get to pick up all of her hours. Isn't that fun? She is retarded, she doesn't do anything all day, everyone picks up her shifts because she is always "sick". She doesn't do anything all day, she smokes too much, and she's a bitch. Our manager is so pissed, I hope the ASS. Manager gets fired. Hate and war, Alicia.

Barak Obama
I got this from cr@sh's blog. Never will I sit idle while many, especially the young, are led like sheep to vote for anyone promising "change" who, at the same time: - refuses to take an oath on The Holy Bible - was raised as a Muslim (Bin Laden promised he would get America from the inside. Hmmm...) - belongs to a church that is committed to Africa, not America - refuses to honor our American flag during the National Anthem - refuses to pledge his allegiance to The Flag of The United States of America DOES THIS SOUND LIKE AN AMERICAN PRESIDENT TO YOU? This country was founded on a profound, undeniable belief in God and by the Grace of God we have enjoyed the blessings of prosperity and growth. Those who remember that can make a difference. Are we going to stand up or what?

Who Wants Me?!?!?
well i put myself in another auction lol...lets see how well this goes lol....starting bid is 50,0000 fu bucks and runs from Feb 1st-8th Here's what I am Offering... 1. Fu-Owned Added to Name for 1 Month 2. 1 SFW Salute, 1 NSFW Salute 3. Daily Profile Comments for 1 Month 4. Daily Gift or Drinks for 1 Month 5. Rate all Pics 11's During HH 6. Permanent Add to Family 7. Added to Yahoo Messenger things can be added if the bidder wants click me to bid :)

You Are So
To Inked It's funny how you Get Cranky When I tease you I know its not serious, But, somehow You make me laugh It's funny how you spend all day telling me You are horny It might be true But, somehow I don't think you play with it all day You are so genuine and true You are so understanding and cute I wish one day, I can stare in your eyes in person,saying You are precious to me

Passion
The charred remains of a soul That once was a blaze with passion, And as she fueled that passion, It grew hotter and hotter, Sucking the oxygen away from the air Surrounding them. His passion because an uncontrollable inferno, And she pulled away from the searing heat, He terrified her. Touching her soul in places Where she'd never been touch, And leaving his mark on her heart as well. His passion, like that for his life, Blazing uncontrollably until There was nothing left to burn. His own heart and soul consumed Until he was hers and hers alone, And then she put him out like Last nights campfire. She says I love you, but... I want you, but... I am in love with you, but... But nothing, his blazing passion Has brought him to the depths of hell, Where the searing heat Is consuming his soul. Let this be the day that it is learned, Passion without control Sends you straight to Hell. Robert J Nye (2008)

A Date For The Queen Angl
once upon a time... there was a beautiful queen named AngL she went walking in the enchated forest and found a magical lumberjack named skip he then took his magical axe and wisked you away to maine where you met up with a guy named tim. tim then proceeded to show her the sights and brought her out to eat at a romantic restarant where after dinner they got to ride a mechanical bull and when the eveing was through tim took her to the nicest little bed and breakfast where he bathed her in candle light and soft romantic music and soon after they popped in dirty dancing and cuddled on the king size bed all night oh yeah they lived happily ever after

So Much More...
Most of you that come to my site...do not read the small yet powerful little "about me" section on my page. Just a clue as to what will happen should you come at me twisted...this is a small banter between a gentleman(i will keep his name private for the sake of his ego)and myself that pretty much sums up every single one of you who dont give a fuck about me only about what i can do for you...have a nice day! Ishee Ruthless(oh hell yeah she is!!) What's good beautiful? I just wanted to show some Love, introduce myself, & let ya' know U caught my eye!!! Holla @ ya' Boi...I'm a 6'6" 245 lb French-Cherokee mix with a SIZE 17 shoe!!! Too BIG? xoxo Ever been to Cannon Beach Oregon? We can chat on Yahoo on my web-cam if ya' have IM...Much Love, (in this place was his yahoo which was quite explicit which drew me to the conclusion that he is a virtual porn star) ha ha thank you very much for the heartfelt message in my inbox...however i do see a problem with it...as you are talki

History
{Someone gave me this years ago. I finally found it! Thoughts?} Have an expert in history explain this, if they can... Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain 7 letters. Both men were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both of their wives lost their children while living in the White House. Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. Both were shot in the head. Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy. Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln. Both were assassinated by Southerners. Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson. Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy was born in 1908. John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839. Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy was born in 1939.

Joke
A young man goes into a Job Center in Jacksonville, Florida, where he finds a listing for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he asks the guy behind the desk, "Can you give me some more details about this?" The clerk sorts through his files. "Oh yes, here it is. The job involves getting women patients ready for their exams. You have to help them out of their clothes, lie them down, wash their genital areas, and then apply some body lotions. The annual salary is $45,000, but you have to go to Tallahassee.... about 150 miles west of here." "Tallahassee? Is that where the job is?" "No, that's where the end of the queue is."

A History Lesson
A little history lesson... Your Social Security Just in case some of you young whippersnappers (and some older ones) Didn't know this. It's easy to check out, if you don't believe it. Be sure and Show it to your kids. They need a little history lesson on what's what. Our Social Security Franklin Roosevelt, a Democrat, introduced the Social Security (FICA) Program. He promised: 1.) That participation in the Program would be Completely voluntary, 2.) That the participants would only have to pay 1% of the first $1,400 of their annual incomes into the Program, 3.) That the money the participants elected to put Into the Program would be deductible from Their income for tax purposes each year, 4.) That the money the participants put into the Independent "Trust Fund" rather than into the General Operating Fund, and therefore, would Only be used to fund the Social Security Retirement Program, and no other government program, and, 5.) That the annuity pa

Lessons I've Learned
~I've learned ... that no matter how much I care, some people just don't care back ~I've learned ... that it takes years to build up trust, and only seconds to destroy it ~I've learned ... that it's not what you have in your life but who you have in your life that cou ~I've learned ... that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better know something ~I've learned ... that you shouldn't compare yourself to the best others can do but to the best you can do. ~I've learned ... that it's not what happens to people that's important. It's what they do about it ~I've learned ... that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life ~I've learned ... that no matter how thin you slice it, there are always two sides. ~I've learned ... that it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. I've learned ... that it's a lot easier to react than it is to think ~I've learned ... that

Embraced
Embraced By DJ Shimmer Can you feel my breath upon your face.. Holding you so close, a tight embrace. Arms around each other, so soft and warm. In my dreams, I see your face; It's what I adore. And when I wake, I see you and the smile I love. Your arms are still around me, in a passionate snug. I turn to kiss your sweet lips and you look for more. I look you deep into your eyes and begin to explore. You grab me even tighter and we lose control. To think that this all started... With a loving hold.

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****Let me edit this just a bit... I feel I need to add some information... Do NOT get me wrong, it takes two to either make or break a marriage... I am not innocent by far... I have made my share of mistakes in the past 13 years, but I can honestly say that I have not deceived, lied, or forgotten the fact that I'm married... He has... I have tried in the past to make this marriage work... but a woman can only take so many times that her husband cheats on her... Twice he has been caught... Both times, he's denied it... Both times he threw it back in my face and made me the one to blame... There have been so many times that he's done this, but only twice has he been caught in the act, so to speak... OK, so maybe I am to blame for some of this, but does that give him the right to continue as he has done? No, it does not... ***** I do not even know how to begin this blog... I do not come to this site often anymore because of things that have happened, that I've seen, that I'v

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ok so why does everyone complain about down rating, who really gives a fuck, you get you precious points no matter what i rate you stupid. and another thing, why is it called down rating? im not a down rater, im a truthful rater, so if youre an ugly mother fucker, thats not my fault. go blame your parents, they made you ugly, i just confirmed it. the best paert about it is that the people who are really complaining about downrating arent ugly on the outside, you know who you are, leaving people shouts and comments about how fubar "works" kiss my ass, its time to go on a rampage people, tell these people who think that their shit dont stink exactly what we think of them. well them and the low intelligence ghetto bitches on here, oh and the juggalos and juggalettes, you like icp, who gives a shit, i like pickled eggs, doesnt make me a pickled eggalo. oh and the rednecks, we really dont have to say anything more about rednecks, they make themselves look like morons all by themselves. you

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Buckcherry ( Crazy Bitch)
Break me down,you got a lovely face going to your placenow yougot to freak me out//Scream so loud, getting fucking laid you want me to stay but i got to make my way//Hey! Your a crazy bitchbut you fuck so good Im on top of it/When I dream Im doing you all night scratches all down my back to keep me right on//Take it off, papper is your game jump in bed with fame another one night paid in full//You re so fine It wont be a loss cashing in the rocksjust to get you face to face/Get the video,Fuck you so good//Baby girl you want it all to be a star you ll have to go down/Take it off no need to talk youre crazy but I like the way you fuck me.

Wishing
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Sexy A$$ Mutha-fahka
Roses are red, Violets are korny, when I think of you Ohh baby I get horny, Eat me, Beat me, Bite me, Blow me, Suck me, Fuck me, Very Slowly, if you kiss me, don't be sassy, Use your tongue and make it nasty!!! **Pass this on to at least 8 people who u think r sexy......If you get it back atleast 5 times, you know your a SEXY ASS MOTHAFUCKA

Sooo Hotttt
I made this music player at MyFlashFetish.com. More colors.

Please Read Whole Blog (sorry So Long)
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Alright friends.. Here it is.. My last yearly review. What a year it's been... So many things to talk about. I started this Year off in Moline, Illinois.. Yeah.. Moline (one quarter of the Quad Cities).. Right on the Illinois/ Iowa Border. But how did you get there from Maryland Cornell? Glad you asked.. I fell in love. That's it. I met someone that reminded me of no one else in the world. She had my heart and soul.. I only wish that everyone knows what that feel like at least once. I decided without hesitation to pack up everything I owned and leave some of it and follow my heart. The best decison I ever made.. She was more than I could have ever dreamed.. Which led me to ask for her hand in marriage.. I will not go into great detail about it but I made that choice too fast for us and it cost us the entire relationship. After we broke up, I had a few wild days, but the point of engagement is to start to give up days like that, there I was back in the saddle. I did meet someone else th

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It has been a terrible day I have been vomiting for the whole day Just been to the doc And, he say that its a virus No solid food And if the vomiting continues, I will have to go for an injection....ahhhhh.. NEEDLES Anyway, if i have not been responding to any1 in the shoutbox or haven't been rating or doing anything, Pls understand I'm sick

What Price Freedom
I have always wondered what happened to those who signed the Declaration of Independence. Here I have reproduced part of the article which tells the story - of all those rebels - British citizens at time who pledged their lives, their fortunes, and their sacred honor to their new country. Of the 56- Seventeen fought in the ensuing war. Thomas Nelson was a colonel in the Second Virginia Regiment and William Whipple served with the New Hampshire militia. Oliver Wolcott led the Connecticut regiments sent for the defense of New York and commanded a brigade of militia that took part in the defeat of General Burgoyne. Caesar Rodney was a Major General in the Delaware militia and John Hancock was the same in the Massachusetts militia. Five of the signers were captured by the British during the war although only Richard Stockton of New Jersey is said to have been imprisoned solely for having signed the Declaration of Independence. He died after a year after he was released. Colonel Geor

Seduction Style Guide Results
Seduction Style Guide Results Passion Preludes: The Big Picture of Me Shady is not necessarily a prude or a “saint,” but the overall answer patterns suggest that Shady is probably very cautious about to whom and under what circumstances to surrender to romantic urges. People in this category may be inherently careful and skeptical by nature, may have been deeply hurt or had a negative sexual experience in the past, or may just prefer taking things slowly in making someone’s acquaintance or in getting involved in a relationship. In wooing such individuals, you may find that it takes them a while to “warm up” to you, though this should not be misinterpreted as disinterest. Sexually speaking, they may not appear easily aroused, despite being totally titillated, with many quite adept at subduing their response until you’ve gained their trust. Once their guard is down, you will find the rewards great, with these individuals often wildly uninhibited and receptive. What Makes This Ty

The Meaning Of Caring
If you say you care so much, why do act the way you do? If you think that caring means to jump all over someone that has done nothing, why do it? If being inconsiderate does not know that there is no knowledge of knowing something, what is considerate? If life is lived with fighting and bickering, why have life? If love is not knowing or wanting to know, why have love at all? The meaning of caring is a number of things each for a different person I guess, I know what caring means to me. Caring havin some hold u when your sad or upset. Caring is friendship, companionship, and love. I know that we all can care and not trust someone but why act the way we do?

I Love You Mom..rip
thank you to all my friends who have been patient with me, and there for me, its been a rough ride for me, now my mom has passed away this morning..thank you everyone for caring

Just Fucking Dont!!
Don't tell a girl you love her, if you don't Don't tell a girl she is your world if she isn't Don't tell a girl you'll call her if you won't Don't tell me i'm that girl again, i'll slit your throat. Don't befriend a girl to betray her, Don't feed her lies, to sway her Don't use your mind to get inside her head Don't call me that girl again, i'll see you dead. Don't think i can be bought with cheap romance and wine Don't think im the kinda girl, to slut about in line Don't mistake me for someone who's playing this fools game Don't play the girl, who can forget your name Just fucking don't.

Sick...again?
OMG. WTF? Ok, enough internet lingo. But seriously, what the heck...I'm sick AGAIN! This time it's my allergies. This makes three weeks that I've been sick with something. First it was a cold, then a horrible sinus infection, and now my allergies. I guess it's my allergies. My eye is watering, I'm sneezing like crazy, and I have a stopped up/runny nose. I'm eating pretty healthy, drinking plenty of fluids, and trying to get enough sleep. Yet I can't seem to get well. Grrr. This just pisses me off!! I'm tired of being sick. I've got so much to do this semester and I'm losing valuable time. I guess I'll stop at CVS on my way home and get some allergy medicine. It better be my allergies if I spend my hard earned money, lol. So, thanks for reading this. Obviously, you have nothing else better to do either. :P

From One Who Has Been There....
Please Watch The First Video PLEASE!! If you CAN watch the rest of these videos and would like to, you can add these to your stash/blogs by clicking on MENU then copying the embed code and paste where desired. You know people have all heard it before... "I came from an abusive home" "My mom/dad use to beat the living hell out of me..." "I was sexually abused, when I was a kid, by my..." Yes, we all heard it.. a lot have experienced it and lived to tell about it. I read all the comments how hurt and angry people are when they see a baby being murdered, or when a child is found dead. My question is... How many knew there was a problem before and did nothing because they did not want to get involved? How many have seen the warning signs? People didn't want to get involved when they seen me and my two brothers being abused. They thought that we were old enough to go to the police for help. We never thought anyone would believe us... would help us. We were too scared.

Wierdos
i haven't been coming on here as much as i used to becuas some wierdos started harrassing me. first there was this guy with a mullet then these to girls started messing with me,calling me fake. that's what that wierd guy was sayin to. saying i said i was a model and i never did. he was really crazy i think. so i made my profile private n changed my default pic. i dont need the negative attention. i jus come on here to vent someitmes, chat n have fun. i'm not makin it my life.

6200 To Level!
Ok I have a friend that needs help... If you are a true friend you will help him, becaseu hes a true friend to me..Hes taken the time to know me, and try and understand where I come from..hes only got about 6200 to level, and he doesnt have a lot of stuff cause hes fairly new to the point thing...Can anyone please show some fubar love? (oh and by the way,,hes kind of a homophobe so dont ask to se his nsfw..LMAO ) Give it to him good and level him..let him see what a rush it really is..:) echo_1971@ fubar

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Ok I have a friend that needs help... If you are a true friend you will help him, becaseu hes a true friend to me..Hes taken the time to know me, and try and understand where I come from..hes only got about 3000 to level, and he doesnt have a lot of stuff cause hes fairly new to the point thing...Can anyone please show some fubar love? (oh and by the way,,hes kind of a homophobe so dont ask to se his nsfw..LMAO ) Give it to him good and level him..let him see what a rush it really is..:) echo_1971@ fubar

My Weekend
First of all...Happy Birthday to me....Happy Birthday to me....blah blah blah...Which I wonder who in my family will actually call me on my birthday?? No one more than likely. Well I went on this trip with a girl named Darla. Whom I met online...whom I wish to never bunk in a room again. She is just too....ummmm....strange??? LOL To say the least. But we were civil. At least I tried to make it that way. This weekend was extremely interesting. I saw a old man in heels, garters, stockings and with his dick pierced then the next day see him in a polo shirt and khaki pants. Ummm yea! lol I also saw 2 transexuals. I met a lot of interesting people. Got to talk to Barak for a short bit of time. Him and Brat Sheba organized the event. I met 1 in particular that is a dom but lives in Chicago...which I am extremely thankful for. LOL. Friday the first nite of this event, I met this guy I will just call him R for my own purpose in case people may kno him. R offered to bea

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One of my pet peeve's is when people use "your" when they should be using "you're". It has two total different meanings and it probably shouldn't bother me but being a whiz in grammar....lol....it does. Should you require refresher courses in the English language and it's use, please feel free to contact me for lessons....lol. Serious contacts only....lol...j/k.

Four Balls For A Ball
I am an evolutionary phenomenon. I have 4 testicles. Yes, four. A Quad-Baller. Of course I can not provide proof of the goods, but nobody has concrete evidence of Big-Foot, the Loch Ness Monster, UFO’s, God, or Canadians being rude; yet these mythical creatures have fascinated nerds for centuries. Being gifted with a sack of rocks has meant I must make minor changes to my life. For instance: I don’t have a ‘left’ and ‘right’ ball – instead I have a North, South, East and West. Or sometimes if I sleep weird, I’ll wake to a misaligned marble. When this happens I put algebra to use and say something like “My ball in Quadrant IV has gone rogue!”, then carefully bitch slap it back into place. Still, these are small prices to pay for being able to walk proud, knowing I pack more heat than the US Army. But girls could be freaked out by the Barrage-O’-Balls. They could probably handle a 3rd nut, it’s like buying a box of Count Chocula with 50 percent extra marshmallows. But

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This is my first blog....I know some of ya are on my 360 and used to readin my blogs there.....I'll be back to bloggin soon....I think I got my puter fixed finally...or at least almost....I came to this site cause chillin and kell asked me to....and I like it here....sept as usual it lags me cause I'm on dialup......but imma try to come here once a day at least.....and try to keep up on the blogs.....to my new friends that aren't on my 360...ty for addin me and I hope I get to know ya....my blogs are usually a lil better than this one.....anyway....Have A Great Day Satin

It Will Make You Laugh.
Sat Feb 2, 12:00 AM ET yahoo news A collection agency tried to collect a $16.96 debt with an letter that addressed its recipient with a four-letter word for excrement. "Dear S---," began the letter attempting to collect from an old record club membership. The word was spelled out in the letter, which arrived in an envelope addressed to "S--- Face." "I've never seen anything quite so brazen," said attorney Kenneth Hiller. He said his client plans to sue Nationwide Collections Inc. of Fort Pierce, Fla., next week. Under U.S. law, debt collectors are not allowed to use profanity to collect a debt, Hiller said, nor are they supposed to threaten legal action over such a small amount. Nationwide President Phillip McGarvey said the October 2007 letter was automatically generated after his company bought about 350,000 Columbia House accounts. "S--- Face" is the name under which the account was opened and the way the coupon to start the club was filled out, he said. Hille

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Been seven months today since the old lady passed away. Some days are good, some days aren't so easy. Trying to do what she'd do today, having my morning coffee in her favorite cup, watch the game tonite like we would have. Maybe play some of her Pogo games that she liked. Yeah, I know.. I should just move on and deal with things. ..but its not as easy to do as it is to say.

Tag Your It
I got tagged by my lovely friend Ems AKA ET...lol Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I was born in Germany lived there until I was 2 2) I have traveled the US except for 7 states (Alaska, Hawaii, Maine, Massachusetts, N. Dakota, S. Dakota, and Montana) 3) I love to watch Hockey, Go Avs! 4) I am double jointed arms, hands, hips :P 5) My favorite past time for stress relief is coloring 6) I had an article written up about me when I returned to the states at the age of 2yrs. 7) I stopped smoking, April will be two years 8) I like collecting dragons 9) I find serenity in the ocean 10) I'd love to be a zoologist/ marine biolo

Tag Your It
I got tagged by my lovely friend Moon. Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I was born with no left hip socket, so to this day I can not sit Indian style. 2). I had an article written about me in the local paper when I was 11 years old. 3). I am a self taught ambidexteri due to breaking my right arm in the 3rd grade. 4). My place of solace is a baseball field. 5). I am a sports fanatic, my teams being are the Chargers, Mets and Devils!! 6). I love music and singing, everyone else wishes I wouldn't sing :P 7). I am a loner by nature, and have a very hard time making friends who last. 8). I enjoy walking on the beach 9). The sound of rai

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I woke this morning and had this addressed to me in my shout box.. hello... you are a good slavegirl material?? that was just a question... and i am not here to joke arround... when you are curious about that theme... and when you are curious to behave like a slavegirl... to act like one and to be treated like a submissive by a dominant... adress me as sir and give me your yahoo or msn id so that i can contact you... if not... have a nice day Link: http://fubar.com/user/1369265 Blogs:http://fubar.com/allblogposts.php?blogid=171799 What kinda of bullshit is this?? How could any woman degrade and disrespect them selfs as to be called a SLAVEGIRL? Its beyond me..And pretty well fucked up.. I will never lower myself to call a man "SIR" This is not who I am, I have high morals and great respect for myself and I do exspect my man to treat me in such away.To get respect you give respect right?? Now with love that you share with a man or a woman, Its a secret th

Poem For Someone Special
Close Here we are a world a part why do you feel so close to me you make me smile bring laughter too help wipe away a tear or fear you enrich my life with kind words kindred soul open loving heart amazed to find you in this world that can be unfair a twist of hand you are there swaying the balance

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1. You can't remember the last time you wrote an entire paragraph using a pen and paper. 2. You consider internet a basic utility. 3. Between your Internet and your TV, you would rather lose your TV. 4. Between your Internet and your phoneline, you would rather lose your phoneline. 5. The Internet IS your phoneline. 6. You carry a flash drivein your purse or pocket. 7. You carry a LAPTOP with you wherever you go-or you wish you could. 8. You have a callous on your right wrist, where you rest your hand when you use your mouse. 9. Your “diary” is not protected with a lock and key, but with a username and password - and it is open to be read by anybody in the world. 10. You've joined an online forum and regularly post messages on it. 11. You are - or have been - a member of a Yahoo group. 12. You've watched 1,500 orange-clad prisoners dancing “Thriller” on YouTube. 13. You know the meaning of the word “google” - and if you don't, you simply

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Come join with us as we get Fu Married Tonight at 10:00 p.m. Est in the Martini Lounge. We would love too have all our friends there too join us. ♥ BooBoo ♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.@ fubar gary1210WRR FAN~rl b/f of Christina~shadow levelers~FU OWNED BY~♥ BooBoo♥ Founder of@ fubar Standing for us.. Man of Honor ~yeahmon~[Shadow Leveler]~Please read profile and sign guestbook~@ fubar Best Women ♪LilBamaGirl♪~Shadow Leveler~Taken By BamasKeeper@ fubar Click on the Martini too enter the lounge. Pastor Andy will be preforming the ceremony stop by and show him some love. Pastor Andy ~LoL Family@ fubar

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The Girl Inside [A Perfect Lie] A perfect face Was said to be An imaged mirror That wasn’t me A perfect smile Not quite the same As the one I feel To hide the shame Of something they expect But I will never be Nevermore who I once was Trapped, I am not free A perfect world A perfect lie Trapped inside I awake to die For no one knows How hard I’ve tried.. No one knows The girl inside.

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ok, some of yall know me pretty well. ya trust men about as far as i can throw them because of what they've put me through in the past. i've been through hell, thanks to them and i'm afraid to do it again, i mean come one, my ex-husband was a drug addict and he'd get all coked up and beat the hell out of me anytime he wanted. i lost my first kid that way and it really tore me up. from there i went to a guy who tried to strangle me cuz he was hung over n in a bad mood, but i was smart with that one, he actually went to jail, then he called me cryin n stupid me took him back. that lasted about 4 more months then i couldn't take bein afraid anymore n i left. after that there was the guy that wouldn't let me out of the house without him, not even to work, which didn't last the usual 3 years, lol. i've been single since and not really lookin for another relationship. they scare the hell out of me, just the mention of marriage makes me run like crazy, but i do want to get married again, i wa

Sick..... Ick.........
I have been in bed for the last two days. I am still down and out but there is only so much of laying around I can stand. So the overwhelming urge to play on my new computer for awhile has won, and here I am, on my new computer, already contemplating going back to bed till I feel better. I have been spoiled, because while I have been sick, my hub and mom inlaw have been taking care of the kids and house, but in the morning, I have to get up because hub will be leaving for work at 6:30 a.m. my stomach is queasy, my body aches, head, shoulders, neck, back. I just feel completely icky from head to toe. I doubt anyone has noticed that I have been gone, but yep, I have and just incase anyone wondered, I thought I would come leave a note. Gonna try to stop by and show my true friends a little love before I go back to bed. xoxoxoxoxox everyone. love yas

Whenever A Woman Lies
Whenever a woman lies One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "My dear child, why are you crying?" The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family. The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble set with sapphires. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, "No." The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a golden thimble studded with rubies. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. Again, the seamstress replied, "No." The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble. "Is this your thimble ?" the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, "Yes." The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy. Some years late

Wiiiiiiiii
My mates brought their Wii over Friday night. By Sunday morning I had to get my neice to help me take my coat off.... So tomorrow is my last day on Fubar til Easter. Huzzah!! MuMMs about to get less annoying.

I Am Rich!
My riches consist not in the extent of my possessions, but in the fewness of my wants.

Not My Will But God's Will
How many times have we have we heard people say I t was my will that I do what I want to do "God"had no say only to turn around and admit that as Christians we first pray to God for guidence in all we do so let go and let god guide you Dennis George

Tag! You're It!!
I got tagged by my friend Moon! Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1)I was born in Fairfax Virginia and moved to NY when I was three. 2) I have an oler brother named Sam and an older sister named Marta. (yes- my mom loved that little girl from the sound of music!) LMAO 3) I love to skydive, but have only gone twice. 4) I have always wanted to be a stewardess but am not to keen on flying. 5) My favorite tv shows are little house on the prairie and threes company. 6) I have only had two boyfriends my entire life. 7) I tried out for my high school wrestling team, played basketball, andsoccer. 8) I lost my best friend ashley 3 years ago in

To Be Leveled
she only needs 13000 to level up ♦DBrown1004♦@ fubar

Ok Time To Pull A Roxy As My Friends Say
1ST OFF...I AM AN ECLECTIC PAGAN...NOT WICCAN..NOT DRUID..NOT CELTIC..DRACONIC..OR ANY ONE PHILOSOPHY ...GET IT STRAIGHT AND CLEAR... ___________________________________________________ AND FOR ALL THE ASS HATS OUT THERE WHO DONT FEEL LIKE READING ALL OF THAT HERE'S THE BREAK DOWN Modern nature religion Many current pagans in industrial societies base their beliefs and practices on a connection to Nature, and a divinity within all living things, but this may not hold true for all forms of Paganism, past or present. Some believe that there are many deities, which is known as pantheon or polytheism. By contrast, pantheism is the belief that the combined subconscious spirit of all living things forms the universal deity. Panentheism takes this one step further, incorporating the idea that the Universal Deity is both in everything (in the universe) but also extends beyond the known physical universe. Ancient Greek paganism, which tended in many cases to be a deification of th

T@g
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1)I was born in Summersville WV and uprooted to the big city (Indianapolis) when I was 1 month old. 2) I am the oldest of 2 children. My sister is 3yrs 9 months younger than me. 3) I love annoying my friends! (especially Hrt of gold lol) 4) I'm a processor for the Indianapolis Metro Police Dept. 5) I don't like complete darkness....but at the same time I also don't like brightness. 6) I love peanut butter. 7) I LOVE all kinds of music. 8) I try to be tough and deep inside I'm a softy and if I tell you NO.... ask me again in a day and I will probably say yes lol 9) I love drinking Diet Pepsi :) 10) I a

If I Could..
If I could I would take the hurt away, If I could I would throw it out the door.. If I could I would wrap my arms around u .. If I could I would be the one u turn to when u need a helping hand.. If I could I would be the one to hold u in my arms and love u . If I could..

Look What Hillary And Bill Get, Just A Little Fyi
I'm sure this one will warm your little taxpayer heart. If Hillary wins in 2008 and Bill is 'appointed' to fill her Senate seat and either live to retire 'they' (together or alone) would get two US Presidential retirement checks, two US Senate retirement checks, and a retirement check from the State of Arkansas. About the only thing they MIGHT NOT get is a Social Security check....but I wouldn't bet on it.... I understand Bill has earned $40,000,000 in the past six years. What a guy! AND THE REST OF THE STORY... Hilarious Rotten Clinton, as a New York State Senator, now comes under the 'Congressional Retirement and Staffing Plan,' which means that even if she never gets reelected, she STILL receives her Congressional salary until she dies. (Would it not be nice if all Americans were pension eligible after only 4 years?) If Bill outlives her, he then inherits HER salary until HE dies. He is already getting his Presidential salary until he dies. If Hillary out

Never Fails
Oh what a shitty day....Warning this is probably gonna sound whiny. Recently a girl messaged me on myspace. Very pretty, nice. We have been coorresponding daily and all was going very well....I thought. Lots of sweet messages, even some very intimate ones. We have even talked on the phone and hav been looking forward to meeting....I thought. She was making her interest in me very apparent. Even leaving messags about thinking about me, how she loved my voice, and a few more personal. We talked last night and everything seemed fine, said cant wait to meet so on.Said have a good night. Then todayI finally get online and found she had deleted me for some reason without saying a word. I give up....never fails. SORRY FALSE ALARM, PC ERROR.

Lost In Confusion....
Ever loved someone so much yet it caused you so much pain....give all you can give and they still only give you half....and yet everytime you try to walk away they pull you back...you try to ignore all yiur feelings and move on but everytime you see them it comes back to you....you cant help but want things to be the way they used to be, but no matter how hard you try to work it out it just dosent work....how is it pssible that loving someone can cause so much pain yet the thought of being separate hurts you just as much..the thought of them being with someone else would tear you to pieces....and you constant;y try to explain the way you feel and they just don't understand......sooo dam tired of shedding tears....but the good and bad memories both bring tears of what should have never been and what really could have been...

Contest
ok friends and people i am in a contest called "CutiePie Contest" please come and rate my picture and comment and bomb it as well i neeed all the help i can get i am tryin to win a VIP for 1 month here is the link to the site and u can't get it go to "Oibwan" and get it that way http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=858199&albumid=597813&i=3422160578 PLEASE HELP ME OUT PLEASE

Happy Valentines
Happy Valentines to everyone here ! Lots of Love Tina xxx

Misterfeet And I In The Matrix
Starring Tastyflutterby & The Footie Monster

Deer Head Superstar
Ok, so the other night I was sitting on the couch with the guys and I just start laughing my ass off, I mean I was laughing to the point I thought I'd pee myself because.... I had a thought. A great thought. First, a commercial for "Pet Smart" came on and it made me start thinking about the times I took my Wolf there and how people reacted to her. Everyone looked at me like I was crazy, some were fascinated, others scared of her and I started thinking.. You never really see people in there with exotic animals (cept me, really)You usually see the normal cats and dogs. So, for my thought... (and if you're a friend of mine, you know I am random and like to do and say crazy shit to get a rise out of people) I was thinking, it would be awesome to go into Pet Smart with something so off the wall that people wouldn't know what to think. I started thinking, what would be something really cool to take in there? I can't take an Emu, giraff, camel or anything like that because... well

Why Why Why??????????????
why is it so fucking difficult to upload pictures...i would have so many more uploaded if only the goddamn thing worked right!!!! any suggestions r welcome...

Pleaseeeeeeee!!
PLEASE GO AND HELP HER ALL SHE NEEDS IS A RATE NO COMMENT BOMBING!! TY IN ADVANCE!!

Please Me's Lounge
FOR THE FIRST 500 PPL TO COME JOIN THIS ROOM WILL GET ANY WERE FROM 100.00 FUBUCKS TO 300.00 FUBUCKS.

Why Women Love Assholes Part One
There are certain "compliments" in life that are just veiled doses of reality. If someone says, "You look fine." You really look like shit. If they say, "You got a haircut!" instead of, "I love your hair!" they hate it. For a guy, that line is, "You are such a nice guy." Girls mean it when they say it, but they also mean so much more. It really means, "I will give you all the attention in the world, until the guy I really want comes along." It means, "I love talking to you, but I would never sleep with you." It means you are a filler. How many times have you ladies said, "I just want a nice guy who will treat me right?" How many guys have been that guy only to see that girl end up with some asshole who treats her like shit? It's a cycle that puts men in a horrible conundrum. Why do women like assholes so much and why is being called a "nice guy" the absolute kiss of death? - Women love drama: Any girl who talks about how happy she is with her guy is really daydreaming about fucki

Contest Help Please
I am entered in a contest and need some help with comments and rates. Need to catch up as this started on Feb 3. Rates count as 5 comments, so please rate and comment as much as you can. Thank you all.. If you would like a tattoo pic crated as well just let me know upper back or lower back and what name you want. David

Be Like That By 3 Doors Down
He spends his nights in California, Watching the stars on the big screen, Then he lies awake and he wonders, Why can’t that be me Cause in his life he is filled With all these good intentions He’s left a lot of things He’d rather not mention right now (that's me.....i've left a lot things i'd rather not mention.....:() But just before he says goodnight, He looks up with a little smile at me, And he says, If I could be like that, I would give anything Just to live one day, in those shoes If I could be like that, what would I do, What would I do Now and dreams we run She spends her days up in the north park, Watching the people as they pass And all she wants is just A little piece of this dream, Is that too much to ask With a safe home, and a warm bed, On a quiet little street All she wants is just that something to Hold onto, that’s all she needs Yeah! If I could be like that, I would give anything Just to live one day, in those shoes If I cou

Not Returning The Favor.....
I am fairly new here to fubar. Been here less than a week.....FOr the most part, I love it here...one thing that REALLY gets me tho, are the people who say R/A/F me and I'll return the favor...then they never do. WTF is up with that?!!?!?I have tried to show every one love to me that has done it to me and I have also shown LOTS of love that hasnt been returned.......Sorry for rambling and complaining about what shouldn't really matter.......is just seems that if someone puts that the WILL return the love that they SHOULD do it.....but to ALL OF YOU who have hit me up with love, keep it comin and ill keep returnin it...and to all of u who promised and didnt deliver, suck it.

When The Teddybear Cries
Teddybear,Teddybear,hold me at night be there take away my fright, take away my tears talk to me ease my fears make me calm whisk me away to a dream together we are a perfect team. But,... What do you do when the teddybear cries? I'll do the same for you when I wipe your eyes, keep you safe hold you tight be your star your guiding light.

The Valley ... Part 1..first Half
The Valley by Leviticus My best friend in life is Melissa. We've been friends since 4th grade when I, the new girl in school, found myself being teased by a bunch of boys who had me trapped alone. Melissa came to my rescue and chased them all off by threatening tell their moms. From that moment we were never separated. We went to the same schools, the same college, even dated some of the same guys (but never at the same time). I know every one of her dirty little secrets, and she knows all of mine. For instance, she knows I like to play around with bondage. Sometimes she'll even help me by tying me up from time to time, but she knows I prefer it when a guy takes charge so this doesn't happen often. Occasionally she will get me to tie her up, but even this is rare for it has never felt right for me to do the tying. A couple of my ex-boyfriends were pretty good at tying me up, but relationships for me don't last very long, and it wasn't long before each one drifted away. I h

Embracing The Light Through The Darkness
Through the darkness i see a deem light. stepping back away from the light in fear because i have never seen such a site. shrinking down in a corner as the odd brightness reaches out toward me always in darkness I have lived, hidden away from all . noone can see me for I blend in Looking at the oddity I wonder what it my behold. Should I embrace the light I see through the darkness or shall I leave it alone trapped in my misery from the past. Keeping my feelings and emotions all locked up tight. or shall I take the risk and grab ahold of the light and possibly see things Im only told about Do i deserve this light thats I see as I shake in fear. Will it be worse than living in the misery that im in here? I chose to embrace the light through the darkness and to my suprise there is little fear as my friends that i have made help guide me through life her in the light. To most people they may not understand how it feels to hide away in the darkness to some its a c

Are There Any Real Men Out There?
I have been on Fubar back when it was called Lost Cherry. I have met some wonderful people and then I have met some real losers. Men who claimed to be freinds but really wanted soemone to talk dirty to them, someone who wanted to have sex with them. Casue i have kids they thought I was lackign in sex and so therefore would jump at the chance to screw them! Guys you do not know me. Read my profile. Whatdoes it say? Why do you all coem ot me with this garbage? A freind on here was going to come meet me. Texted me and told me that they were just coming out of Huntsville. So I thought they would be here in an hour. By 6 they had still to show up and I couldn't get a hold of them. I knew i nmy heart that they weren't coming. That once again i trsuted someone to only get HURT. Why coem up with a BS story. Either you want to come meet me and my kids or not. Dont' lie! This so-called freind got online yesterday and BLOCKED me! WHY? He's sick. So here i sit. Valentines is

Keep Away
Sickness spilling through your eyes Craving everything you thought was alive, yeah Stab me in heart again, ah yeah Drag me through your wasted life, are you forever dead? Do like I told you Stay away from me Never misunderstand me Keep away from me Twistin' everything around that you say, yeah! Smack me in my mouth 200 times every other day Rag me, I don't hear you anymore, not yet Find out what it means to me, I don't know who you are Do like I told you Stay away from me Never misunderstand me Keep away from me Do like I told you Stay away from me Never misunderstand me Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Oh! Draggin' on so lonely, aren't you tired baby? Yeah! Breathing life into your lungs are you immune to me? Immune to me Immune to me Immune to me Maybe yeah yeah yeah! Do like I told you Stay away from me Never misunderstand me Keep away from me Do like I told you Stay away from me Never misunderstand me Ahhh. Yeah! Keep away f

Mumms An Stuff
I Recentlt Placed A Mumm The staff deleted The Name Of it Was Hash I Asked If Anyone Had Seen Any Latly? They Deleted It What A Bunch Of Bullshit!!!!! Also I Took A Survey Once For A Wallmart Card 500$ Never recieved It mmmmmmKinda Screwed Up I Dont Think Fubar Is Really Playing Fair But Thats Just My OPion Kinda Pissed About Now!!!!!!

About Leo`s
Leo July 23 - August 23 Element: Fire Quality: Fixed, a sign that provides consistency Motto: “I create” Planetary Ruler: The Sun, the planet of warmth and self-expression Sun’s Influence: Extroverted Leos radiate warmth and creativity without even trying. These fiery folks want to share their passions with the world—and have the world applaud. When properly channeled, Leo energy creates excitement and sets social trends. Misused, this sign’s quest for self-expression becomes a shallow or dictatorial quest for attention. Symbol: Lion Lion’s Influence: Like Lions, folks born under this sign roar loudly and often. They skip subtlety and make grand entrances, demand adoration, and relish life in the limelight. They love luxury and aren’t afraid of coming off as vain—in fact, they want everyone to know that only the best is good enough for them. They encourage others to play and indulge in life’s pleasures. These big-hearted folks love parties and drama, and wear th

Never Forget The Face Of Our Fathers
Never Forget the Face of Our Fathers As we grow up and learn about the world Our fathers are there to guide us on our way We learn and grow and learn and grow We learn the marks we get and the punishments were earned We learn we earn the right to go on and grow up Never forget the face of our Fathers As we grow up there are guides along the way Our father teach us how to treat others with respect We learn to treat others well We learn and figure out the way the world works We learn to treat others the way we want to be treated Never forget the face of our Fathers As we grow and learn some people never play fair Our fathers taught us to be kind We learn others never think that way We learn that fairness is there only if you take it We learn that the world goes on even without us Never forget the face of our Fathers As we grow in our later years we must learn how to be Our fathers are not there to guide us We learn as we trip and fall we are on our own We le

Conjectural Contemplation
It’s true. I spend too much time worrying about other people. I worry about their happiness, their health and the dynamics between them and I. I can honestly say that often, too many times, I place others before myself and in turn leave my own heart and health broken and at the mercy of the waves of the world. I have been really sick, in fact, I have a bleeding ulcer and possibly some other health concerns that are due largely in part to the enormous amount of stress in my daily life. Worse, I feel helpless almost every day and fight to hold on to the things that bring me joy, even though I often feel them slipping through my fingers like sand and slowly escaping me. I am in love, with someone whom I think is simply amazing. Yet, somehow I feel this sense of desperation and emptiness. His heart is a muddled mess of confusion and full of battle wounds from loves’ once lost. Each day I grow closer to this man and pray that I am enough, I want to help him, hold him and show him how goo

The Longing Part 2 Of Pieces Of Me
You sit there my prince waiting and longing to be seen Silent in shadows you lurk longing for arms to hold you close as they once did. I hear you breathe a small sigh parts your lips as you become impatient in your waiting. My blood begins to quicken as you step ever closer near Pressing your lips to my ear whispering to me... to be with you. Your hand graces mine and no one notices You walk back across the room, your eyes never losing its gaze upon me. Knowing surely that my will can never be stronger than yours. So sure of yourself you smile slightly licking your lips to increase the intensity of the flames gathering inside my veins. Deepening your gaze and holding my eyes captive to your will. Everyone is gone now... no one is here in this place No one but you and I as it should be I feel you behind me, I feel your eyes surveying the contours of my body Deciding which to ravage first. I turn to find you but nothing is there Only darkness awaits You to

Envy
ENVY Like greed, envy is characterized by an insatiable desire; they differ, however, for two main reasons. First, greed is largely associated with material goods, whereas envy may apply more generally. Second, those who commit the sin of envy desire something that someone else has which they perceive themselves as lacking. Dante defined this as "love of one's own good perverted to a desire to deprive other men of theirs." Dante's concept of envy is roughly equivalent to the meaning of the German word "schadenfreude," or to delight in the misfortune of others. In Dante's Purgatory, the punishment for the envious is to have their eyes sewn shut with wire, because they have gained sinful pleasure from seeing others brought low. Thomas Aquinas described Envy as "sorrow for another's good". "PRINCESS" (Maxima of the JLM)(Southern Sex Symbols Leader)(ENVY of the Se7en Sins@ fubar

Ive Been Banned
So I am in one of the rooms earlier and talking to some girl. I asked her how long she had lived in the town she lived and if she knew that Gary Allen ( the singer) went to the same high school. Well, her man started tripping on me ( it was his room) and they booted me from room. Then they invited me back and I wouldnt go. So I went back inlater to unsubscribe and then they banned me...WTF!!?!??!?!

Ehh Valetines Day...
Well it will be here soon. Dont get me wrong, anit got nothing agaisnt it, just think its sorta like a shitty reminder of still being single. Been in plenty of relationships n have enjoyed all but one of em. Treasure every wonderful woman i'ver ever had the pleasure to know. Just youd think after all those relationships i shoulda found the one. Guess it anit that simple. Good things comes come to those who wait........ n wait n wait....... Am i wanting to be married n all by now, ehhh dont know. Was married once n engaged another time, so whos to say. Makes no senses at all.... So happy Valentines to all you sweet n beautiful ladies,glad i'm friends with each n everyone of u

When Is Life Life
When is life life This is a very emotive question when does the life of a child start. No subject creates such emotion than in the debate between Pro life and pro choice groups or in the field of abortion and human stem cell research, this is why I wish to explore the question. The biggest questions are when does life start? And what is life? Perhaps the decisions with regard to the Pro Life and Pro choice are more colored by religious belief than scientific logic. The fact is that science is not entirely sure neither is individual beliefs after all we believe what we want to believe sometimes to the exclusion of logic. Is this a philosophical or scientific question? I do not think you can separate the philosophical from the scientific they both play a part in our thinking Pro life uses scientific as well as theosophical reasoning. Pro choice or Science tries to play the pure scientific reasoning we are not pure scientific beings we are so much more complex than science can exp

I Want To Get Away.
I wished I could just escape far away from here for a year, have my own house where I'd live with a girlfriend, work for 20 hours a week for pocket money, play soccer, and just chill with my female companion for hours and hours each day. I'd spend 50% just relaxing with her, we'd smoke weed, have sex, blowjobs, and just take it easy. It's ironic that I'm fasting to get closer to God yet strongly desiring to escape from Him, my family, and my responsibilities for a whole year. How great would it be if I could actually do this in 2009 after graduating this December.

Want Some Money? Read!
So, I'm already planning for another tattoo, or a series of tattoos with the same theme. I'm planning to get all "Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse" tattooed. I'm still debating on placement, but I have two options. Option A: ~Get a mural on my back (covering a majority of it) with all four of them in the same piece. or Option B: ~One horseman on each forearm and one on each calf. Now, as I debate this, I need to enlists help of any artists. Being that the horsemen symbolize bad shit (War, Famine, Pestilence, and Death) I need a tattoo with a dark vibe to it. Detail in the art would be nice. I'd like to incorporate the names of all four of them in Latin. However, since I have no history of using the Latin language, and being that I don't online translators, I'll need help in this field as well. Color isn't necessary for your draft. I can do that myself. So, if you're willing to participate in this deed, let me know whether you'll be going for the mural or the solo pi

Uncle Again!
Just got a call, close friends of mine just had a 8lb boy! Outstanding! I might not be blood kin, but he is my nephew, these folks r like family to me. Anyway after 8 hours of labour apparently she gave birth just under a hour ago.Bless ya Nichole i know yer glad its over. Anyway i got a new nephew yall! How can ya beat that.Welcome to the world Joshua, its a fine place full of wonderful folks n i pray yer hardships r few. Make the most of it son, youve fine parents n family, yer blessed lil fella.

Next Person Who Will Be Leveled When Happy Hour Starts
SHE JUST NEEDS A LITTLE LOVE GUYS.. SHE DONT HAVE A WHOLE LOT OF STUFF TO RATE SO WE NEED A LOT OF YOU TO HIT HER PAGE SO SHE CAN LEVEL... SHES A SWEET WOMAN.. OLINKA@ fubar OMG MY GIRL IS LEVEL 24 ALSO IM SO SPACEY.. LETS LEVEL HER TO GUYS.. LETS GO... *MsRetta*S*U*P*@ fubar FURBARS NEXT GODMOTHER RIGHT HERE... YOU ALL KNOW JUST WHAT TO DO... GIVE HER LOVE... Squirter Kayla Raynes@ fubar

Romance And Relationships
To the nice girls who are overlooked, who become friends and nothing more, who spend hours fixating upon their looks and their personalities and their actions because it must be they that are doing something wrong. This is for the girls who don't give it up on the first date, who don't want to play mind games, who provide a comforting hug and a supportive audience for a story they've heard a thousand times. This is for the girls who understand that they aren't perfect and that the guys they're interested in aren't either, for the girls who flirt and laugh and worry and obsess over the slightest glance, whisper, touch, because somehow they are able to keep alive that hope that maybe... maybe this time he'll have understood. This is homage to the girls who laugh loud and often, who are comfortable in skirts and sweats and combat boots, who care more than they should for guys who don't deserve their attention. This is for those girls who have been in the trenches, who have watched other g

My Ten Things
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. hehehehehehehehehehe my ten things 1.people call me babylove all my life dont know y but thats been my name forevea. 2.i cant drink cause every time i drink i dont remember thing of what i did or how i dpent my money lolz! 3. i dont like turtles ima scared of them when i was a little girl my sister used to chased me around the house with one and boy how i used to run fast into the bathroom so she dont get me hehehehe. 4.i have a big birthmark on one of my brest lolzzzz! shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh but dont tell anyone hehehehehehehe. 5.i am out going person and fun to b with but if u f***k with me im the devil.

I Love A Man Who's Far Away
I love a man who's far away Who's face I cannot touch I love a man who's far away Who's heartbeat I can't feel But although I cannot touch and feel The love I have for him is real I love a man who's far away Who wants to be with me I love a man who's far away Whose love is there for all to see But although I cannot touch or feel The love I have for him is real I love a man who's far away Who getting closer in every way I love a man who's far away And beleive he will Be mine one day

You Have Been Tagged
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I ALWAYS close the bathroom door, even if I'm home alone 2. I can ride a unicycle... 3. I can put my tongue in my nose 4. there isnt anything i can do right handed 5. I always put others first, to a fault 6. I love cats 7. I hate the Yankees 8. I love God and Jesus, I'm not perfect just forgiven 9. I get hollared at for my honesty 10. frozen hot dogs are awesome!! I tag Fuzzy Bunny,Sexy Chele, Learning to fly,Charmed Angel Paige and Consistently inconsistant!!

So Many Fakes
Why are there so many fake people on here?

Thanks For Checkin Me Out...
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Me as a person.... I am a flirt.. I love sending comments to all my male friends to make them smile n get a *rise out of them.. early morning especially Love giving my female friends one that ... make them smile so early in the morning as well. Am married, but have a CT husband as well... oppps.. did I say that? hehehehehe... Am very into my friends.. stop by n chat any time.. I am always cleaning up my friends list.. If I don't see a response from ppl.. as I have given them.. to bad so sad.. you gone! Friendship works 2 ways .. you get as well as you give... Doesn't matter how.. say gm.. once a week.. I can deal

Today!
Today... There was a time when I have lost a valuable thing. My heart still aches.. " A terribly painful event. Pain.. from the remaining painful events after losing a valuable person. But I am still searching. For one who will like me for who i am. Person of my own. And.. I have found that person. But that is a beginning of something more painful. It's painful to be with someone knowing that there's nothing you can do for that person. Watching that person in pain is painful.. So I disappeared from that person. Because i like him, I disappeared. But still.. not being able to see that person is more painful. Not being able to be with that person is more painful. Because I like him...i parted from him. " "You like him, but you're parting from him?" "That is for the sake of his happiness..." "Happiness....what is that?" "Happiness...that is..." "This is your happiness?" "My happiness is here? My happiness is only with that person." "Although it's painful...alt

Another To Tantalize And Tease
She felt so out of place. Walking around, and greeting her co workers but not really here. The company Christmas party was supposed to be a time of fun and family, but Debbie was as lonely here as she was at home. Her and her husband had grown apart. She didn’t know when, but while she still cleaned up after him, cooked, and went through the motions, she was alone. Debbie had never considered herself a needy woman, but she loved physical contact. She longed to feel the way a loved, wanted, woman feels. She deserved to be with someone who truly loved her and appreciated her love. She knew the problems within the relationship weren’t on her, he had done that, but she was suffering just as well. She knew out there somewhere was a man for her, the question was would she be able to trust enough to find him. No sooner had the thought run its course did he walk in. Jack had been working there less than a month. He had been quite shy at first but after you got to know him, he was funny

"you're It!"
Once you have been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts or habits about yourself. At the end you choose 5 friends to be "tagged" listing their names. Don't forget to leave them a comment sayin' "You're It!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. Can't tag the person who tagged you! 1. I have a slipper obsession! 2. I HATE Winter, onions, and mean spiteful people but not necessarily in that order. 3. I LOVE tatoos and Harleys! 4. Been divorced 8 years now...but still haven't given up on love...I believe there's someone out there for everybody. 5. Am a strong minded, soft hearted German girl with a "witty" personality (well some call it "smartass" I call it "witty")...lol who ACTS like she doesn't care what people think of her but...Shhhhhh...she does. 6. I believe in the Lord and thank him everyday for the blessings in my life. 7. My favorite holiday is Halloween and I go "crazy" decorating my house inside n out.

Love
love come in many way in friends and familys for me i have lots family but i lost in them and friends i donot have any. i'm home lone and bord out my mind and the friends who want to be my friends want sex and thats not want i need. i need friend who be their when i need them and i can be their for them. maybe i'm saiding is i need a friend who want to be my friend with no sex and said hey i got your back.

My Mom Is Hilarious!
I'm Adopted - I don't have proof, but I'm positive my parents cant have had sex. I don't even think my mom knows what sex is - I'm serious! Years back my sister and I were about talking to our mom about lord knows what. I was about 12, and my sister 14. Somehow homosexuality comes up as the subject, and my mom looks confused and says something along the lines of "I don't even know how they do anything with each other".... Ahhhhh....Ummmmm... So my sister and I looked at each other, and tried to explain to my mom that if a rabbit goes to his hole only to find out another rabbit is standing on it.....the rabbit goes to the "back entrance" (wink wink). We tried desperately to clue my mom in, but I don't think she ever got it. Years later we brought it up and my mom said "I still don't know how they do anything!"....and she wasn't joking....bless her innocent heart - lord knows I didn't inherit that trait. But then she was always the source of entertainment. I remember

No News!!!
I finally got the biopsy results back YAY!!! It to came back normal. This is good news, but doesn't help the fact I'm still in pain. I am waiting for the results of one more test to come back and then its a mere lets try something else. The great thing is I will not have to lab tested again until I'm 50. LMAO!!! Thank you for all your prayers and as always if anything else comes up I will let all of you know! I love you and appreciate all the support and love. I hope you all have a great week!! XXOO

"guess I'm It"
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I smile all the time, I really mean it all the time. 2) I'm the biggest suzzy homemaker you will ever meet. 3) I love to take care of everyone... 4) I don't have any OCD's 5) I love football and nascar and soccer 6) My sister and my mom are my hero's (and no they don't know that they are.) 7) I detest people who abuse, use or harm anyone for their own gain. 8) I love music, and books and poetry 9) I love to create new recipes 10) I love MY JOB!!

So You Like Oil?!!!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I Been Dee Jaying since i was 12. 2. I like to drive fast. (always buy Penzoil) 3. Seafood is my favorite dish. 4. Im a freak for long hair. (not oily hair i got my own Oil!) 5. Peanut Butter is my favorite snack. (hmm peanut oil) 6. I LIKE BOOOOOBBBBIIIIIEEEEESSSSSSS IN MY FACE TOO (with OIL a must) *wink* 7. I dont like to be angry i turn into The Incredible HULK! ("Mr. Magee dont make me angry, you wouldnt like me when i'm angry.") 8. I have a huge collection of model cars. (from my OIL Profits) 9. My hobby is Photography 10.And finaly... I know a 101 uses for OIL!!! (in the bedroom) So now... BRING ME THE OIL!

An Officer's Life
An Officer's Life...... You wonder why he pulled you over and gave you a ticket for speeding. He just worked an accident where people died because they were going too fast! ____________ _________ ____ You wonder why that cop was so mean. He just got done working a case where a drunk driver killed a child ____________ _________ _________ _________ You work for 8 hours. He works for up to 18 hours. ____________ _________ ____ You drink hot coffee to stay awake. The cold rain in the middle of the night keeps him awake. ____________ _________ _____ You complain of a "headache" and call in sick. He goes into work still hurt and sore from the guy he had to fight the night before. ____________ _________ _____ You drink your coffee on your way to the mall. He spills his as he runs code to a traffic crash with kids trapped inside. ____________ _________ _____ You make sure your cell phone is in your pocket before you leave the house. He makes su

You've Been Tagged
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. k, I guess I'll go for the 10 random things about me lol (hmmm how to narrow it down to just 10??) 1. I am a terrible multi-tasker..the funny thing is I'm actually good at being terrible at it. Totally disorganized, jumping from project to project, some get done, others fall into the black hole I like to call....someday! 2. At the age of 17, I had THREE flat tires in ONE day. 3. I still open car doors for women, doors for anyone, and call people I respect sir and mame. 4. I'm a fish out of water..swimming, body surfing, or just floating in the water! Hence, my ties to Neptune. 5. I have two tiny holes called macu

Tag You're It
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) Waheed brought Spanky coffee every morning when she was in Pakistan 2) Spanky is an elected Labor Union Official 3) Waheed is taking English classes 4) Our son is handicapped and in a wheelchair 5) Spanky and Waheed got married in a CAR at the Karachi City Courthouse in Pakistan ... hahhahaha. 6) Spanky works in the Administration Building of a Maximum Security Prison. 7) Waheed has a Master's Degree 8) Spanky has very short hair and Waheed has very long hair 9) On February 12th, Waheed and Spanky will have been married 3 months 10) Waheed is coming to the US, as soon as his visa is appr

Tag, You're It!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.) I am very outspoken & outgoing. 2.) People call me a city girl but I'm really a country girl. 3.) I love camping!! 4.) I have 4 tattoos and want more. (ALL can be hidden... nothing too big & tacky!) 5.) I enjoy gambling... manage to do it a couple of times a week. 6.) I fit right in with the 'gray hairs' at bingo! LMAO 7.) I'm VERY short... bet you can't guess my height. :p 8.) I'm a twin and I have twins. 9.) My favorite hobby would be throwing darts. I'm even on a dart league. =) 10.) As loud & obnoxious as I can be, I don't have to be drunk to do it. In fact, I don't drink very often

I Got Tagged, And I Guess I'm It!
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. *Thanks Suze....* 1. The biggest thing is.... the docs said that I'm technically missing a rib. They found this out when I was a baby.... 2. As the complete opposite from Mr. Windhurst, I'm not like a lot of girls: I'm entirely into sports, and I grew up around cars and racing, so I can be a gear head. I LOVE video/computer games, and I love lil techie gadgets. 3. Up until the 5th grade, I never had hair longer than my shoulders. This was at my momma's request when she realized how thick my hair is... 4. When I was in the 2nd grade, I fell in my school yard playground, and actually ended up busting a hole down to the joint in my

Lame Facts! Lol
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. One if my biggest fears is mice and rats! Traumatizing 2. I'm naturally blonde, no jokes please!lol 3. I hate the question so what do you do for fun?? 4. I melt for milk chocolate! Mmmmmm 5. I am disabled so no I don't work/ can't 6. I laugh very easily but also cry very easily too. 7. I love Purple!

When Will I Ever Learn?
I LEFT FUBAR ONCE BEFORE AND FELT IT WAS TIME FOR ME TO COME BACK THINKING THINGS WOULD BE DIFFERENT AND YET HERE WE GO AGAIN!PEOPLE WHO I HAVE BEEN FRIENDS WITH FOR AT LEAST A YEAR JUST WRITE ME OFF FOR OTHER PEOPLE THEY HAVE JUST MET. I HAVE ALWAYS TRIED TO BE A TRUE FRIEND AND BE THERE WHEN ANYONE NEEDED ME. MAYBE THAT IS THE PROBLEM.I AM REALLY BEING TAKEN FOR GRANTED. REALLY THINKING THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO GO AGAIN FOR GOOD. TIRED OF SO CALLED FRIENDS IGNORING ME AND PUSHING ME ASIDE FOR THEIR LITTLE FLINGS. WHATEVER. JUST KNOW KARMA IS A BITCH AND I CAN BE TOO!

Soooo Naughty!!!!!
If you could take a second out of your busy day and do me a favor by showing these lovely ladies some fu-love, i'd appreciate it :) Babyblueyz@ fubar purplesky proud member of "THE INDEPENDENT FAMILY"@ fubar *Country Girl 28*@ fubar ~*BlondePrincess8786*~2nd Alarm Hotties**If you dont like me.......get bent mother f**ker!!!@ fubar Lisa@ fubar ~ReNeA~OWNED by Quinton Allen aka 'þîËrcÉd GÛ¥§ D¤ φ ß놆e®@ fubar Boo-Boo~][D][][V][][D's WIFEY~Bluedemons Personal Assistant(DH)@ fubar SweetAngel~With Horns~Sweetwaters Greeter/Promoter@ fubar This pimpout brought to you by: $DJ BABY BOY$ { DIRTY SOUTH

Fxybrown Is The Bomb
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Have fun! 1.I am my own worst enemy 2.I got busted in the back seat of my car with my ex (when i was going with her ) parked in the turn around at a park picnic area 3.i was second chair violin in orchestra in 6th grade (but gave it up to become a drummer in band ) 4.

Tag You're It!!!!!!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I'm a mother of 1 son, whom will be 21 in a week! =( 2) I have a yellow lab. 3) I had chicken pox when I was 29. 4) A weird thing about me, I can laugh like Betty Rubble from the Flintstones. 5) I have been with my hubby almost 26 yrs. 6) I have a reindeer, Bunny and cow that poops candy jelly beans. 7) I have a secret desire to be a comedienne, but don't have the nerve to do it. 8) I share my birthday with my hubby and his twin brother... all three of us born on 10/3/62. 9) I had back surgery for a ruptured disc. 10)I still go tp'in, forking ppls yards and slumber parties... yessss at my age!!!! I

Yes,i Know I Am Ugly...oh Well
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My Hawaiian Name
MY HAWAIIAN NAME 1. The first 2 letters of your name: HI 2. The first 2 letters of your middle name: JA 3. The letter i: I 4. Double the 3rd letter in your name RR 5. The letter a: A 6. Put it all together: HIJAIRRA

Famliy First
Hi all, I may not be around much over the next month or two. Yesterday at the Doctors we got some news that my daughter is having complications with her pregnancy. How much i can be around will Depend on what the 2 sonograms say that we need to schedule. one sonogram is to make sure the baby is ok and the 2nd is to check on some of my daughters orgams to see if she needs surgery. We are just praying now that the baby is ok and that surgery will not be required before her due date the end of March. Any prayers/energies etc are welcome! So if i miss returing any ratings etc please forgive me as my mind is distracted and i may have to run at a moments notice to care for my daughter and first grandbaby.

Update 2/7/08
Hey Everyone people keep asking about this and i am tired of repeating myself so hey blog it! As of last week I was seen at the spinal clinic they did a series of x-rays called strech x-rays where they take films of your spine in different postions. However, they found more problems with my spine is not aligned correctly. And the spinal Steonsis is more complex then we had imagined. And with the syotic nerves in my legs being pinched my pain is out of control. After my Mri next week we are going to try the spinal Injections again, and if that doesn't work we will resort to surgery, which i am scared to death about because of all the stories i have been told about. Working is out of the question now my doctor has me on high doses of medication & Limited steps. Do not give me any sympthony on this spinal steonsis can effect anyone at anytime. this is just to let my friends know what's going on. David is still in the desert and will not be back for another week. so bare with me

Closed Minded People Suck...
Ya know, I try very hard never to judge anyone. I try to keep an open-mind and I believe strongly that everyone has a right to their own beliefs, religious orientation, sexual preference, etc, even if they aren’t the same as mine. Unfortunately, this world is full of ignorant closed-minded people. They think they are right and anyone who is different is wrong. I was recently subjected to one of these closed-minded individuals. This person took objection to one of my tattoos and because of that passed judgement on me. I was informed that I was a devil worshipper. I was told that I believed people could fly, that voodoo dolls worked, that you could turn someone into a frog, etc etc etc. All because of a tattoo. Wow, gee, I didn’t realize I believed all this, thanks for telling me I didn’t know. I feel soooooooooo much better now. NOT!!! Behavior and attitudes like this really piss me off. So to all those closed-minded people out there…if you don’t like what you see or what y

Report For Mda Family And Friends
As most know I was appointed moderator of the family...that means when the drama starts it gets brought before me and I am the one you deal with to get it sorted out and fixed. A drama problem was brought before me to handle by the owner of the MDA. I tried to contact the lady involved because this was inner family. No success. The owner told her that she was to set a meeting with me by Friday and she has never tried. Since it is obvious that the person in question refuses to try and work this out, It is only fair that I submit that the person be removed from the Leveling family and friends list, as all members know the rules no drama in the family. This is my report for whoever wishes to read and comment. For family members her is the person who is being removed and yes it is on my suggestion and any problems with this should be brought to me. DJ"LoneWolf"~ ~Co Owners Personal BITCH@ NO LIMITS~Owner of TL FL B Kindred To WhiteWolf@ fubar Thank you very much for yo

Why?
Why is it no matter how hard you try to please everyone it never works? Why is it in your process of making everyone happy you forget about yourself? Why is it no matter how many people you want to make happy the one that you 100% for sure you want to spend the rest of your life with winds up hating you? Why do you change who you are after someone close to you dies? Why can't I just get on with my life? Why can't I get her out of my mind no matter how hard I try? Why can't she see the way I cry?

Sts-122 Atlantis Fueling Complete; Eco Sensors Operating Normally.
STS-122 Atlantis Countdown on track. Image Above: Space shuttle Atlantis stands on Launch Pad 39A at NASA's Kennedy Space Center in Florida. Photo credit: NASA/George Shelton Feb. 7, 11:45 a.m. EST After arriving at Launch Pad 39A, the astronauts took a short elevator ride to the White Room on the 195-foot level, where one by one each crew member is being assisted by the Closeout Crew as they prepare to board Atlantis. Last-minute checks and adjustments will be made to the astronauts' flight suits before they crawl into the shuttle's crew compartment. Liftoff is scheduled for 2:45 p.m. EST, which is the middle of the 10-minute launch window. The timing is precise so Atlantis can catch up and dock with the International Space Station. Forecasters expect a cold front to move over Kennedy around launch time, bringing with it clouds and storms, resulting in only a 30-percent chance of good weather for liftoff. Further, there is a possibility that the fr

Hottie Alert!!
Come check us out!!! We are all in a auction that ends on the 15th at 3pm central time.. You can find us under PITBULL MAFIA FAMILY AUCTION in my pics folders.... Be sure to rate us and place a bid!!!!MAKE SURE TO CHECK OUT THE HOT ASS MOFO MEN IN THERE TOO YUMMMMMY!!!My link to my page is below just click it to come check out the auction..... Luv ya guys and gals! ☠Trâçý Mngr of Pîtbúll Mãfïå ☠/ Pròùd BBW of Fubar!@ fubar

Is She Out There?
I need a thug miss phattie girl with brown eyes that 5'5 ghetto love with thick hips and thick thighs stilletto dyme with thaick lips that catch eyes its no surprise if you fit the description Im wishin and itchin to get the chance to be yo man you aint gotta be roxanne ma do yo dance give the girl a hand eyes locked I knew Id have her goin first glance as I chilled in my b-boy stance I spotted you hangin witcha girls gettin you amped I followed suit meeting on half the distance bringin love to existance granting all of ya wishes fullfilling ya dreams

Great Friend
HEY EVERYONE SUGARSPICE NEEDS OUR HELP IN LEVELING TO FU-QUEEN~ SHE HAS HELPED ALOT OF US OUT SO NOW ITS TIME TO SHOW HER THE LOVE BACK LETS MAKE HER FU QUEEN SHE IS AN AWESOME FRIEND AND SO DESERVES IT JUST CLICK THE PIC BELOW By Hunter~ ♠ Dirty south Crew ♠ ~~Co-Founder of WTC@ fubar

Kitty Kat Lounge
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02/07/08 New Fu-angels
ARE THERE ANY ANGELS OUT THERE... HIT ME HEART OF FIRE UP AND THEN FAN, ADD AND RATE THESE ANGEL'S TO BECOME ONE OF THEM. LET'S KEEP IT GOING SO WE CAN ALL GET GOOD FRIENDS.... ALSO, NO YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE NO GODFATHER OR BE PAST A CERTAIN LEVAL TO BE AND ANGEL. THIS IS JUST TO MAKE GOOD FRIENDS... REMEMBER TO FAN ADD AND RATE ME AS WELL LOL!!! "Heart of Fire"~Co of E.D.F.B.~ Club FAR~ I customize pic's!!! ~?PH3NOM3N@L UNBR3@K@BL3 M3?~ CaSpEr...W.C. M.(under boss purdyfam) NO FAKE PEOPLE PLEASE!!!!I WILL BLOCK YOU’RE A** ~*Deliciously Evil*~ **Member of I.B.N** ******JUICY DEE****** Angel Eyes Club F.A.R MEMBER Special R Kay Brown Eyed Beauty~Club F.A.R. Member and Proud Official Greeter of Club F.A.R.~ ?Thyckie Thyck? Club FAR ? Baby-Gurl *FU wife to Cuppycake* ~FU- Bombers Family Manager/promotor~ BABY BLUE EYES GIRL **CLUB F.A.

Underwear
Underwear Written By me I do not care What type Of underwear A young woman May wear. Are they A rare pair Of underwear? I do not care! Are they A spare pair Of underwear? I do not care! Do you Have a tear in Your favorite pair Of underwear? I do not care! Can you see hair Through that tear? I do not care! It is not fair, When a woman Dares to go bare. I tend to stare. I like it when A woman wears No underwear! Does she use Nair? I do not care! As long as I do not receive a scare, When it is time to share, What is under that Underwear!

As Long As They Aren't My Own...
Today's fortune: You are a deep thinker with a knack for problem solving. Must be why I'm an engineer, I guess...

Extra Extra Read All About It! Hahaha
AND SO IT SHALL BE... I HAVE GONE AND FULOPED! No Fu Hubby this or Fu Wifey that. Instead Kingslut and I have decided to run away together. No, I'm not preggo or at risk of losing my citizenship! I just wanted him to know that I care for him bunches and it's been my style to mock some of the cheese on this site even though I consider myself a super cheesy kind of girl. So, from this day forward ...until he and I are bored with it (haha) I will be: PebblesinAZ AKA Queenslut! ~PebblesinAZ~AKA QueenSlut!~ OwN3d by Domking123~@ fubar and he will be : Kingslut AKA BamBaminOH KiNgSlUt~BaMbAmInOh@ fubar Gotta love it! OH!!! And, as I am saving for the spotlight ...I have registered at FUPAL!

Life
Guess in life from the very moment were born were taught to believe in love ... lil did they tell us that one day u would find it and it would all be ripped away from u because of fear ...i was always taught to forgive the person u love not just anyone u love "the one " u love ... i ran into the one i know is the one for me ...but every lil mistake i do is wrong and it ends up getting me kicked out and while i know i made the mistake but isnt love supposed to conquer all? and i mean how do we know that this isnt one of gods tests to see what we do with the sit. and how can we make the best of it ... to me this person has made mistakes which have led me to have feelings that i just had to try and prove wrong in any other time i wouldnt forget but with him i feel he is my true soul mate and my dumbass can still see it all workin out ...ive never been one to keep the faith as strongly as i am now and have never really seen or felt it the way i do now guess it takes mistakes to see it

That Fabulous Word
That Fabulous Word Perhaps one of the most interesting and colourful words in the English language today is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive Mary was fucked by John). It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary). It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid). As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "fuck". Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations: 1. Fraud "I g

Attitude
this goes out to ev1, friends and family. im not here for popularity, or points.....im here to have fun and joke around, and yes i do speak my mind, so if you all dont like it......delete me now and i have 2 words on your way out.....FUCK YOU!!!!!!!

Catching A Tiger By The Toe...
has anyone ever actually tried to do this? :D personally, and I will be dead honest here (otherwise I might just plain be dead, lol), I would not have the balls to try. just think, a tiger has how many toes? 20? You catch one, you still have nineteen more to worry about, PLUS its teeth, lol... Nope, I would not have the balls to even try it :D

10randomthings
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.My worst fear(besides being alone) is asphyxiation, whether it be from drowning or strangulation. 2.I have a Freckle on my right ass cheek. 3.My left boob is bigger than my right. 4.I just want to be a mommy and wife that makes art when I grow up. 5.I love to sing. I have recorded some songs myself, poor quality but I wouldn't mind singing more or being in a band. 6.I hate my stepdad even though he has taken me as his own since i was 3 because of my deadbeat biological father, 7.I am afraid of love so i find little things ands make them big so it won't hurt when the love fades. 8.I really want to be pregnant right now. 9

Trapped(1991)
No space around me Stifling walls Closing off my view Numbing thoughts Aching soul Suffocating dreams Memory stirs Pain wells up Trapping me again Nowhere to go But inside myself Devoid of any aim Too scared to move Barriers raised Hearts freedom restrained Tentative Withdrawing hand Fear of hurt again Thick breath and clouds Within my head Oppressive atmosphere Numbing thoughts Aching soul Suffocating dream Jerry 6/30/91

Getting All Spiffed Up
Well yall getting all dressed up n ready to go out. One of my friends whom i have known all my life is moving back home. Shes a sweet wonderful woman whom i think the world of, n said i cant be a hermit no more lol. So getting all dressed up n ready to go out believe it or not, kinda nervous. Anit been out like that since i been home. know some of yall said i need to get out more too, so its time anyway i think. Anyway wish me luck yall. Like i said just kinda nervous is all. Talk to you all soon!

Greed
GREED Greed (or avarice) is, like lust and gluttony, a sin of excess. However, greed (as seen by the Church) is applied to the acquisition of wealth in particular. St. Thomas Aquinas wrote that greed was "a sin against God, just as all mortal sins, in as much as man condemns things eternal for the sake of temporal things." In Dante's Purgatory, the penitents were bound and laid face down on the ground for having concentrated too much on earthly thoughts. "Avarice" is more of a blanket term that can describe many other examples of greedy behavior. These include disloyalty, deliberate betrayal, or treason, especially for personal gain, for example through bribery. Scavenging and hoarding of materials or objects, theft and robbery, especially by means of violence, trickery, or manipulation of authority are all actions that may be inspired by greed. Such misdeeds can include Simony, where one profits from soliciting goods within the actual confines of a church. A Beautiful Mess *~*~S

Sporks Charged3
Some saw this coming..some didn't... http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/metropolitan/5523074.html ...the latest.. Source: Murdered baby's mom in mental institution 05:54 PM CST on Thursday, February 7, 2008 KHOU.com staff report The mother of a baby found murdered in Galveston last week now faces charges in the case, according to an 11 News source. 11 News An unconfirmed source says Caren Kohberger, 27, has checked herself into a mental institution in New York. FBI agents are expected to serve her with an arrest warrant tonight charging her with endangering a child in connection with the death of her son, 3-month-old Alijah Mullis. Meantime, the baby's father, 21-year-old Travis Mullis, remains jailed in Galveston on a capital murder charge.

Tag!!
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 random things, facts, goals, or habits about yourself. At the end, choose a few people to be tagged, listing their names and why you chose them. Don't forget to leave them a comment (you're it) and to read your blog for instructions. You can't tag a person who has tagged you. Since you can't re-tag me, let me know when you've posted your blog so I can see the answers! HMMMM what 10 am I willing to reveal about myself??? 1.) I have learned that looking for a job at '40' really sucks. 2.) I am a very trusting person, until you break that trust. 3.) You can't undo the past so don't let it undo you. 4.) I have a twisted side. 5.) I am a model railroad nut. 6.) I don't sweat the small stuff. 7.) I love summer time. 8.) Baseball is life..LOL. 9.) I like meeting people 10.) IF you met me on the ballfield you wouldn't like me...GAME FACE...LOL Who am I taggin?? Texas Twister aka Texas Harleybabe

Blocked?
So I've noticed on here that many people, most of which I've NEVER once spoken to, have blocked me on here. Can anyone tell me why someone is so ignorant as to block someone who hasn't done one thing to them? I can understand if I was harassing them and what not, but I've done nothing. Jealousy maybe?

Tag
So here's how it works: Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I sleep walk and talk 2. I still love comic books 3. I used to have an irrational fear of mirrors (grew out of it) 4. My little brother (same mother) is white 5. I write and have been published 6. I like to combine macaroni and cheese with creamstyle corn (it's alot better than it sounds) 7. I love to cook 8. I work for one of the most visited websites in the U.S. 9. I was born a twin (Michelle was stillborn) 10. I have a brand on my right arm

Life
Today, my senses and feeling go hand in hand with the weather today....sunny, with the cooling breeze of spring... My senses have come alive once more...and not just because the weather is the best it will ever be...but because I am beginning anew...Like spring...my life starts fresh...With the wind that blows, it carries away the cold days of winter, and bring again life in my heart. Grass grows green, and the leaves bud on the trees...as feelings begin to grow deep within...ready to sprout with the smile of who I desire...or the warmth in his eyes...can this be???? We do not yet know, but there is the kindling of a fire brewing....a fire that could become a blaze, something that I would hope will burn a lifetime, but never ever go out... It will burn Hot at times, with passion and settle in the night to warmth and love and comfort as it enfolds the body’s it possesses...to once again break free of the boundaries and burn hot again...the cycle continues. But I get ahead of mysel

Mommy
Why did you leave? How bad could i have been? I was 6 months old Why did you carry me that long? Why didn't you kill me when you had the chance? you could have aborted.... could have ended it all before it started. You chose not to. Instead I'm left living with this . Wondering,eager,doubting my own self worth. Was that your plan? Did you want to hurt me that bad? Why? What did i do? Even if it wasn't my fault.... why have i not heard from you? the only time you heard me talk was when i asked you to come see me And all you said was... "I don't drive" If you're on here I hope you find me And I hope you read this. I hope you see what I've become. I hope you regret what you've done. I hope it eats at you Like a cancer uncureable terminal I hope you're happy with the new life you have With the kids you were kind enough to keep. I will always resent you And all that you are I hope you're happy W

Eat, Drink And Shut The Hell Up
A cottage industry has sprung up around villifying food. We've been Mens Healthed and Cosmopolitaned to death. Every damn day, there's a news article from some bunch of busybody, half-assed pseudo-scientists proclaiming that every morsel of food you put in your mouth is one step closer to an early grave. It's gotten to the point where we're being warned the fumes from our microwave popcorn are going to kill us deader'n a doornail. The Catholics have already done a wonderful job of instilling a sense of shame in a large part of the world's population when it comes to good, old fashioned fornicatin'. The folks who are attempting to do the same with food can kindly suck my fat, butter eating, beer drinking cock. A personal trainer friend of mine, a great chick who admittedly has the kind of body you'd pull out from under your mattress and smack Pedro around to in middle school, is of that philosophical view that putting calories in your body is a necessary evil whose only purpose is

Tag Your It
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I will live a long happy life knowing Krissy will not sign at my funeral. 2. Lifes a bitch then you marry one 3. Life is what you make of it 4. Laughter is the best medicine even when you dont feel like laughing. 5. FYI. I am the nicest guy I know....lol shaddup Krissy 6. No matter how much money you make, you cant take it with you 7. I love to hunt, fish and play golf 8. I love to help people, even if they don't help me 9. I'll try anything once, twice if it feels good 10. I try to find humor in everything, my glass is alway's half full

Repost --- And My Thoughts
""When fubar decided to become an 18 and over site long ago it wasn't because we thought it'd be cool to see naked people all over the site. Instead, we thought it'd be nice for adults to have a place to go and socialize without running into their children and teenage counterparts, like on all those other sites. With this said, fubar is NOT an adult site. fubar will be cracking down on adult-style PRIMARY photos. This means that if we come across your primary photo that looks like it belongs in an adult magazine, it will be flagged, and we will not un-flag it once it is moved into a different folder. Consider this your warning. Primary photos that are found to be sexually suggestive, crude, and otherwise tasteless (as will be decided by fubar admin and will not be arguable) will be flagged and/or deleted. Please share this support blog with all your friends and family so they're not caught by surprise..."" I agree with the idea that photos on primary shouldn't be pussies

Unconditionally
Strong arms, Comforting hold, Tears vanishing into cloth Pain fading to nothing Trying to draw her pain to him He whispers as she moves away Soft so only she hears, "I love you." Said with a smile, So she knows what he means Not romantically, but as friends, or siblings maybe Saying he'll be there Wether in the room, over the phone, or emotionless internet He'll be there when needed To free the pain. It's not love that makes the world go 'round It's caring for each other, unconditionally

Ocean Lady
There is a lady who lives by the ocean, She loves it there but the connection is so much more, from the breeze to the waves she feels every motion. Having her toes in the soft warm sand is something she always did adore. She feels the animals of the sea and holds them as her own, She hears playing on the beach and creates sights for people to see, She keeps them al safe like children in her home, ensuring that there is no better place to be. She moves with this place, the people and the animals as they move with her they twist turn, ebb, and flow together. They share this bond bound by an unbreakable tether, It has always been this way and will go on until the end of forever.

Polar Bears And Spork Duels.
I have some of the most asinine dreams. Spork dueling, mammoth white Ursa. At Taco Bell. I suppose it's what happens when one orders a Chalupa with guacamole.

Do You Still Feel The Pain Of The Scars That Won't Heal?
The reason I lamented my own experience was to let you know that it will eventually become a sweet reminiscence. For me, it's been ongoing, and I started seriously dating again about 2 years after my love passed. You just gotta let go and give up before it becomes possible for love to find you again (by give up, I mean, give it up to your higher power). Personally, I believe that I have already had the one thing many people spend their entire lives searching for and never find. That comforts me and some may say it makes me a cynic, but in my mind, I have already lived the sweetest romance and overcome the hardest of losses (aside from a child). If I can do that, well, I can do anything. And, you will as well...in your own time.

Falling In Love
ALL ABOUT wildaboutu1964 Lovers find it easy to fall in love – it’s your favorite pastime! It’s easy for you to think up ideas for romantic dates. In fact, just the thought of the romantic evening ahead makes your pulse race. You’re an incurable romantic. Caution is for the faint of heart, and that’s not you! In fact, your heart is an open book, and you’re just waiting for the right person to come along and read it. IT TAKES TWO Plan together: Sure, you can think of romantic dates with one hand tied behind your back. But you’ll have even more fun – and more romance – if you plan as a team. Start small – try cooking a simple meal together. Plan it, shop for it, cook it and enjoy it. Don’t forget the candles! All you need is love: Show that your heart’s in the right place – volunteer together at a local shelter or charity project. A sure way to win the heart of the one you love is to show that you have lots of love to give. Make beautiful music: Want to see how well you real

Thinning List
Ok so I've decided to start thinning my friends list and I really should have posted this before I started lol so the ones that are gone will know why ...But since they are only Friends with people that will buy them Blasts or Happy hours..ect they prolly don't give a rats azz anyway I've met some really cool people on here and would like to be able to keep in contact with them and don't have time for those that don't have time for me so regardless of what you have in your title HOT/SEXY/Blah Blah Blah your not too Hot or Sexy to be friendly and if you really think you are LMAO then get some help but your gonna be off my list to make room for Real People so if your gone in the next week or so you know why

For You
HE makes me smile! HE is amazing... HE makes me crazy! HE is intelligent... HE makes my heart beat faster! HE is ambitious... HE makes parts of me throb! HE is a FREAK.... HE fills my every thought! HE is strong... HE has quickly won my heart over! HE is my Daddy... HE has my trust.

Phase 2
I felt the love inside my heart, I saw the future the joy I sought.... I felt the love I thought would last, Yet another chapter in my pass..... I played my part and o so well, Like victoria secret, I was under a love spell... I fanticized so vivaciously, My heart would beat harmoniously..... How Could This Be? It'll never appeal...I'm falling in love & I know That it's real... "I have to hide, Keep it bottled inside,Is there something really there? Does he even care? Is it just lust? Do I have his trust?" I want you to feel me inside & out, Get deep in my mind...know what i'm truly about.... Learn all of my secrets and my deepest fears, learn about my childhood and what i've experienced these years.... My fear of loving cause my family never gave me that, my many motivation and the reasons why I slack..... The things that make me laugh, and why i'm happy all time... Why I learned to hustle, turn a nickle to a dime.... The PAIN is not the stuggle, it's

You Could Have Heard A Pin Drop
You could have heard a pin drop You've got to love these!! When in England at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was asked by the Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an example of empire building' by George Bush. He answered by saying, 'Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in return is enough to bury those that did not return. You could have heard a pin drop. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Then there was a conference in France where a number of international engineers were taking part, including French and American. During a break one of the French engineers came back into the room saying 'Have you heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What does he intended to do, bomb them?' A Boeing engineer stood up and

10 Random Things About Me
1- I'm left handed but bowl right handed 2- I am the middle child 3- Also a Army Brat 4- I hate peas 5- I snore 6- I'm only 4'10 7- I'm very impatient 8- I have a bad temper 9- I do not drink 10-I am a great cook

Tag Your It
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.FATHER OF 3 2.4 GRANDKIDS 3.ONE SON IS A RANGER IN THE US ARMY 4.DAUGHTER IS A DRUG SALES REP. 5.OTHER SON WORKS FOR A WINDOW AND SIDING CO. 6. LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE 7.FOLLOW THE YANKEES, AND PACKERS 8.BIG SOONER AND SHOCKER BASEBALL FAN 9.ENJOY MEETING DIFFERENT PEOPLE 10.I'M SINGLE TAGGED TERESA,LORI,MYSTIC,JEN,DAWN

So,.... I Am A Little Disappointed!
I posted a few times this morning and spread the word that with some love and reposts I could easily level today but ummmm, here I sit. BLAH! I'm gonna have to go on a point whore spree. So, the auction ends tonight at 7pm FUTIME, make sure you get your bids in. I just got back from some errands and will be getting in touch with high bidders and last bidders to keep it movin'. There's some great bids up there. Thanks to everyone who is showing love for my friends. I will put together a contest update and get that posted as well. OH, and the spotlight fund is in full effect. If you donate $5000 or more not only do you get a salute and ty pimp from me you also get a graphic made for you by the lovely Tinkerbell. So send me lots and lots of bucks. (The salutes also remind me who all has helped me so when you need help guess what, YOU ARE A PRIORITY!) Much love to all my friends. OH YAH, I HATE THE IRS BY THE WAY. xoxo

Global Air Conditioning
As everyone knows I am filled with el brilliante ideas. Well today I figured out how to save the whole frickin planet. I am a truly a mortal among men. There are 3 main problems facing Earth today (besides the French) 1. Global Warming 2. Ozone shit 3. Not enough Taco Bell’s Most hippies would have you believe that global warming is even more real than Big Foot’s G-Spot. However if you’ve ever been in Michigan in February you’d agree that the world isn’t yet warm enough. I for one am all for melting the polar ice caps to fill my swimming pool but alas we visionaries are in the minority. One day when global warming IS real they can put my solution in place. Here’s how it will work. Figure 1A 1. Stop the Earth from warming up by building a pollution chimney into space. Just like the fan above your oven…except instead of going to your roof, it goes into the vastness of not shit. Or just nuke China…either or. Every time I see a global warming piece on TV it

Ok Bitches.
So. I just used the term 'bff' About my most favorite girl in the history of the world. Wicked Raven~ Devoted Mistress to Bob (NIN fan)@ fubar So i want you too humiliate me. Cause seriously....i deserve it after that. Well not too much humiliation....i have to go out tonight. Possibly get drunk. And who wants a weepy drunk around? huh? Yeah...thats what i thought.

My Sexual Sensei
I was 19 and I thought she was way too good looking to be with me. It showed the first time we had sex. The moment she started moaning was the moment we were done and she had no problem voicing her displeasure with how long it lasted. Up until that time, the only long sexual relationship I had been in was the girl I lost my virginity to and she was a virgin too. Other than that my sexual history was a collage of drunken after parties and the back seats of a lot of cars. Once I stared sleeping with this new girl regularly I realized something… I sucked in bed… BAD. Luckily we were pretty into each other so she tolerated it, for a while. But as time went on she started to want more in the bedroom so I started to dive in head first to please her… Blind and stupid. One would think that trying new things and failing is better than do the same old thing. Well it’s not. It’s like fucking putting salsa on pancakes. You realize quick, that plain old maple syrup isn’t bad. But I tried,

Tagged Again!
1. I can't use a pen, unless it's black or red ink. 2. I get freaked out by that sound the girl made in the movie "Grudge"...you know, the one that sounds like ragged breathing. 3. I have a very low pain tolerance, yet I love being pierced and tattooed 4. I hate wearing make-up. 5. Texting is my preferred method of communication. 6. My favorite genre of movie is stoner comedy and favorite munchie is chips and guacamole. 7. I hate the way I smell after having been in the sun all day. 8. Some of my favorite people in the world I have met through FUBAH (yeah stfu about that.) 9. I think too much. 10. I would probably die if I coudn't have chocolate anymore. ~Tagged By Kara~

I Got Tagged. Yay, Me.
Thanks a lot, Jae. As if my profile wasn't full of enough random weird shit. Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I hate wearing socks too, Jenn. ^5 on the sandals thing. I actually do wear them all year round. 2. I only own six pairs of shoes.. two of which are sandals. 3. I bake reeeeally good chocolate/butterscotch chip cookies. Mhmm, mhmm. 4. I don't really like Christmas. Bah humbug. 5. I love fishing! I even bait my own hook. Weeeee. 6. While I appreciate girly things, I am most certainly not a girly girl. I don't freak out over broken nails, I have a very foul mouth, and I don't mind getting my hands dirty. 7. Most disney movies ma

Auction Results Are In!!!
The Auction is OVER!!! Here are the results!!! Hypnotic Starr is the Fu-Owner of ~ Dungeon Master MustangDos~ w/ the winning bid of 30 day blast, 200,000 fubucks & 2 nsfw salutes ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ That Girl is the Fu-Owner of chevy1514--> w/ the winning bid of 1 MONTH V.I.P, 3 DAY BLAST & 100k fubucks ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ~Thcknluvit~ is the Fu-Owner of Mr. Cuddles.....*~ FU Hubby to da_finest_cali_chik_420~* w/ the winning bid of a 7 day blast ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ DKnight13=^_^=Security@Envi =^_^= is the Fu-Owner of ~DJ~BJ~CO-OWNER OF ENVI/HOMIE4LIFE2DJSEXY(OWNEDBY RADIOGUY)SIS2BLAIRMAREw/ the winning bid of 150k Fu-bucks & a 7 Day blast ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ DJ NightMare is the Fu-Owner of ~*~LadyMel-Sister

To My Friends And Family
i just wanted to my friends & family know that i am sorry for not being on much lately. i suffer with major depresion and the past week its been getting worse. i am hoping that in a few days i will be back to my old self. thank you all for understanding. dolphin

Food For Thought
JUST GOT THIS IN AN E-MAIL It's frustrating. You just cashed your check, paid rent, paid the electricity, bought the weeks groceries, the phone bill, gas, daycare, cable, internet, diapers, wipes, and whatever else came up this week, you walk out of the grocery store and someone is sitting there with their hand out, asking you, a total stranger, for money. Why should you give them money? You still have to go home and take out the garbage, wash the dishes, put the kids to bed, and pick up the house. By the time that your work day is over, it's ten o'clock and you have just enough energy to go to bed. Day after day this continues, but you keep working, doing your best. Have you ever stopped and considered what it feels like to have to ask a stranger for their money? Do you think that panhandlers don't know how hard it is to work and pay all the bills? Do you really believe that they aren't trying to take care of themselves? I am now a stable, self sufficient family man who is

Comfortable
it usually takes a lot to make me feel comfortable...especially with a guy. but not him. he somehow just does. and i honestly dont think he tries to. i feel completely comfortable openign up to him about everything and i know he would never judge me from anything he learns. hes willing to accept me for who i am and understand all the things i have been through. if something doesnt make sence to him he wont ask but thats oly becasue he is afraid of making me uncomfrtable. he does such a good job at making me feel comfortable. i have no worries when im talkin to him. he just makes me feel free, feel open and alive...not many can do that but he can:P

I Just Don't Know How Much I Can Take
Why is it that people will tell you things you would rather not know to make themselves feel better? A few weeks ago a man I realized I truly loved (not i love him and i want to be with him the rest of my life, but I love him and would do anything to make him happy even if that one thing is leave)told me to get out of his life. I was under the belief that we had grown apart, out lives were too diffrent and we worked too much and it was just better that way. Last night he informed me that he left me and broke my heart over an internet affair, right here on fubar. He chose what could have been a fat 40yr old man over the flesh and blood woman that had proven time and time again that she loved him. I just don't understand it? How can it hurt so bad, and why don't I have the urge to break him in any way that i could? Why can't I say that if he asked me to come home that I would refuse? Why after all of this do I still wish he were mine, and will it ever go away? He told me this

Please Pray For My Brandon
He is only 30 and is having open heart surgery as we speak. please keep him in your prayers. I need all the prayers I can get. Thank You Love Puma

Tag Your It
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I love Dr. Pepper. 2. I am DEATHLY afraid of midgets. Like I mean they seriously scare the hell outta me :( 3. Blue would be my FAVORITE color :) 4. I prefer woman over men ;) 5. Greys Anatomy is my guilty pleasure 6. IM extremely flexible. I can put my body in any position imagined 7. My eyes change color according to weather and my mood, and what i wear 8. I hate the lil slivers of tomato skin in Spaghetti sauce, thats why i dont eat it. 9. I can do gymnastics VERY very well :D 10. I took an eternity to do this

Evironmental
It is extremely unfortunate that the concept of our 'environment' has become such a controversial and heated topic in society today. Whenever something becomes controversial, the two main political sides split into their respective 'camps' and the entire subject becomes tainted with political mudslinging and obfuscation of the facts. We should not allow ourselves to become blinded by rhetoric, propaganda or outright lies. Few things are more important than the actual planet on which we live, without it we would literally have nothing. We would not exist. So no matter how you see our Earth, as a spiritual motherly caregiver, or as a hunk of spinning rock on which life evolved, it should be equally important to us all to make sure that we keep it healthy, keep it protected and sustainable. The truth is that in many ways we are polluting our planet, poisoning parts of it, cutting down and paving over vast areas of it, toxifying our air, rivers, lakes and oceans, overfishi

Why Women Love Home Depot And Lowes
Women love Home Depot and Lowes. Why. Because they love tools. What kind of Tools? All kinds. What is a Tool you may ask? A tool is a man who doesn't know how treat a women properly, but she loves them. Will never leave them, and always go back to them. Because they love Tools. A group of Tools together is known as a Tool Bag. Normally found hanging out in groups of 3-5, with their women in the back ground. Typically seen outside. While the men are all bundled up in a jacket, they can be seen shivering (because the always want or have to look good for their Tool), and the Tools don't care. A group of Tool Bags together is known as a Tool Shed. This is normally found in a group of 6-10. You can find them normally on a Friday or Saturday night at the local club or bar. While the tool bags are hanging out having a good time, the girls are left alone with each other to talk about how much there personal Tool doesn't life a finger for them, but how much they

How Can You Change
How can you go from saying I love you to hurtng that one you love??? HOW?? Im getting ready to give up on love & getting fu-married. Nothing but heartache. Sick of crying..see what you caused?

I'm Worth It
Click here and bid on me winner owns me for a month,& also gets to see some NSFW pics of me...Show some love to this redhead!!

Always Yours
Waiting in this moment. For something I can't describe. As the thought of what can happen. Teases my mind. Wanting that dream of us. Floating just beyond my grasp. Unable to comprehend the power of what we could be together. While the thought of you drives me to distraction. Time and time again. Craving to feel your lips pressed against the back of my neck. As your breath tickles my bare flesh. Causing me to bite back a moan. Not wanting you to know the extent of the effect your having on me. Your hands lightly glide up my sides. Making my body shiver, and my mind cry out for you to take me. As I quitely stand, letting you do what you will. I can feel your body, the great length of it pressed against my back. Every part of my being longing for you to turn me around and reveal yourself to me. As your hands encircle my breasts. Your thumbs flicking back and forth over the areola. Unrelenting in your desire to tease my nipples to buds. Feeling your arousal grow. Beckoning a moan to fall

30 Things To Never Do.
Well I been thinking alot lately and I have finally compiled a list of my own personal "Never to Do's" .. in no uncertain order. 1. Never put a man on the spot. 2. Never make your GF the brunt of your jokes. 3. Never Lie to your GF, she is smarter than you and you will be caught. 4. Never tell the truth to your GF when the answer will be hurtful to her even in jest. 5. Never tell your Boss to get fucked, unless you mean it. 6. Never gamble on your grocery money. 7. Never go to sleep angry youll just wake up pissed off again. 8. Never call a Cop a Pig to his face, wait till he gets back in his car. 9. Never fight over things you can easily replace. 10. Never stop watching her sleep. 11. Never stop Learning. 12. Never play the follower. 13. Never play the fool. 14. Never start a list of 100, they will only read 10 or so at best. 15. Never burn a bridge you cant rebuild. 16. Never stop going the extra mile. 17. Never stop ALL of your childish ways as the

A New City!
Looks like the State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantains may shrink by July 2009! The State currently consists of 39 Cities and Towns but a new line of this years election ballot looks to change that. State Rep Nicholas Gorham (R) [Coventry] says that merging the communities of EXETER, FOSTER, GLOUCESTER, SCITUATE, W. COVENTRY, & W. GREENWICH into a new city; the City of Westconnaug will save the State money. This will reduce the number of Cities and Towns in from 39 to 35. Gorham believes that such a merger will save the State and the effected Communities in the long run. This will create a unified School district, Police, Fire, and City Government. Rather then the finical burden of 6 towns they will combined their resources in to a single entity. What does this mean, it means a loss of jobs for many! Right now there are 6 police Chiefs, Mayors or Town Managers, School Superintendents, Fire Chiefs etc. The unification of these towns would change that to 1 of

Tag You're It! 10 Things...
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1: I'm adopted. 2: I have to eat m&m's, mints, any small candy in even numbers. 3: I'm afraid of the dark. 4: I'm claustrophobic. 5: The smell of tequila makes me vomit. 6: I've had stomach problems my entire life. 7: I'm deathly allergic to cantelope. 8: I'm allergic to gold. 9: I played softball for 10years. 10: I donate on a regular basis. REL

Thinking Alot Again
Not everything is always as it seems. Sometimes things don't go exactly as we wish. That is what life is all about after all. Learningt and growing from it all. Regardless if it is good or bad. Each experience is a learning one, and something to grow from. Sometimes the pain can be more than we think we can bare, but remember this, no matter how much the pain is at the time, it will fade eventually and it will make us stronger in the end. Just live your life doing the best you can. Be true, honest and forgive as much as you can. Smile, be happy, and grow strong in the things that come your way. Knowing that you did your best in every way..

A Dream Of You
I dream a you as I close my eys. Wishing it was you I was holding at night. I know deep donwn this will never be, but just let me dream this dream for me. Some will tell me i am being wrong to myself, that all I am doing is causing myself pain in the end and just more heartbreak. But really does anyone really understand what it means to me to be able to dream and just almost believe. And truly no one has ever died from heartache and pain. It heals, it mends all in time. And you will grow from it in the end. Believing in you makes me smile, and dreaming of holding you keeps me happy inside.. I dont know if it is right or wrong, but I know that I am happy with you and my dreams of you. So just be true and honest always to me and let me always have my dreams..

Sexy Story
SPEAKING SOFTLY… Speaking softly,, I call you “please meet me”, you know where already, we meet there often, but it is our secret. I have been texting you all day just to tease you, to keep the love and excitement alive. We are the ultimate secret, you are in class, it’s driving you crazy to leave, to feel me on top of you, owning your every move… The class is over, you hurry through the halls with the ultimate destination in mind, our hot spot, and it is hot, so hot outside. You arrive to find me laying in the grass, water dripping off my entire body, you pull your shirt off as you walk slowly towards me, your chest pounding, your heart beating fast, but only for me, no one else since you first saw me, your secret love, your secret life, the woman who owns your heart. The sweat is dripping down your forehead, I walk slowly to you. My hands touching your chest slowly down, down, down my fingers travel to unbutton your jeans, I whisper “come baby” , I nibble on your lower

Slim
Hmmm he blocked me?!?! What a douche! He rated me a bunch of 1s and then turned into a pussy when I confronted him. LOL slim: stfu nazi ->Mrs. Robinson: what's with all the 1s ->Mrs. Robinson: thanks for the points http://fubar.com/user/1214863

My Prayer
My Dad wrote this the year before he died I hope you love it as much as I do I treasure it I have only two the he wrote he had wrote others but they were lost after he died these two were they only ones that survived. My Prayer and Three Loves Have I. Please enjoy these I know he would be honored to have you read them My Prayer Let me not die till I’ve done for Thee My work here on earth whatever it be Call me not hence till my mission’s fulfilled Let me not leave my ground untilled Impress this on me that no other one Can do my part that I leave undone For each in Your garden, has a spot To labor for life and tire not Give me strength in my faithful toil To bring fruitfulness from the barren soil An instrument for You I want to be To bid man to my table to dine with me To be the means one soul to save From the horrors of a hopeless grave Yet may my spirit be content To do Your will wherever sent Whether at home or in

Upsetting
Its kind of upsetting to me that a number of people that i used to talk to on a regular basis on fubar dont really say much to me anymore. Maybe a "Hi" and "Bye" occasionally... but this is from talking for hours every day. I just dont understand. I see them online all the time... so what gives? Ugh :(

Why Even Bother Anymore
you know i am just like anyone else on here i rate, comment, profile comments and i even put MUMMS out and people don't even vote or comment on them anymore. so why should i even bother with them seems like to me that we all do this to get views and comments and even advice on them but when i do it seems like no one cares to even help me out. but hey i try and do my best to just be me and it gets hard sometimes to even do that anymore.

My Dad Is Better Then Urs Lol
HEY FUBIES! HAVE U MET MY DAD? IF NOT U NEED TOO! MY DAD IS THE BEST,... HE'S SOO ROCKIN THE FU'..COME ADD~FAN~RATE HIM! THANKS ~DREAMS~ RATE~FAN~ADD!! RATE~FAN~ADD!!!! rain's bow@ fubar RATE~FAN~ADD!! RATE~FAN~ADD!!!! CLICK HERE THANK YOU SOO MUCH BrightEyedArtist FOR HELPING ME WITH THE CODE'S PLEASE GO SHOW HER SOME LOVE TOO! ☠☠☠BrightEyedArtist☠☠☠

Tagged!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. My real first name is Grace; I inherited it as a family name. 2. I majored in English Literature in college, but ended up with a career in finance. 3. My knees bend the other way too. Not far, but far enough to be gross. 4. I used to work as a program director and a DJ in college radio. 5. I've been legally divorced for less than a month. 6. I'm a horny and forgetful drunk, so I monitor myself carefully. 7. I won first place in our area's adult spelling bee three years ago. 8. I took four years of Latin in high school and have written poetry in Latin in dactylic hexameter. 9. I love bad horror movies.

I've Been Tagged
by both manly and Rosie Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Ok...so here they are.. 1. I make snow angels every time it snows. 2. I am a perfectionist. 3. My first lover after my divorce was a Chippendale Dancer who travelled the world with the troupe. Damn, that guy had some great moves!! 3. After making love, I NEED one piece of dark chocolate, in the shape of a heart, wrapped in red, gold or silver foil. It has to be cold and straight from the frig. (acquired this quirk from my Chippendale friend) 4. I once, by accident, had sex live on the radio, which was broadcast over the entire state of Indiana. The weird thing was...I really enjoyed

Feeling Fucked!
Yeah WOW...........My FIRST blog. This week has been an absolutely Fucked up week. My boyfriend of over two years left me for some ugly ass bitch on here........My grandpa died who I loved more than anyone else on this earth. I really expected to have my man by my side through this awful ordeal but no such luck. Its all good, I will recover!!! FUCK YOU KYLE AND YOUR DUMB BITCH!!!!

I Didn't Reach Goose In Time
I've been tagged, so I have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about myself. At the end, i'm suppose to choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names but since i'm H2 if u'r in my recent viewers i expect to see u make this same blog, a'ight? Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "I did it!" on my profile and ask me to read your blog. You can't tag me, ever :p 1)I'm sleepy now but i sometimes don't go to bed til morning, like 7am-ish, crazier days 12-2pm. 2)My legs felt like linguine after my first workout with a trainer today. 3)I over think and over plan things to where i sometimes end up not doin' them if it's not perfectly thought thru. 4)I'm not a playa, u jus think i am :p 5)I'm probably too nice to everyone, but i trust only a few. 6)Out of site out of mind is a sad fact about my character, the most present ppl get my attention unless ur ultra interesting. 7)I play bass by ear but i can learn a song after about 2 listens.

Basic Facts On Wicca [from A Group Post]
Keeper of the Northern FiresDate: Feb 9, 2008 8:29 PMBasic Facts on WiccaWicca is an earth-based religion that is centered around the respect of all things living.Goddess or Great Mother Goddess: That is her name to me; usually I just call her Goddess. To others she might be Aphrodite or Kuan-Yin. She is in everything, in every person or plant or rock. You can speak to her and pray to her. She takes many forms. She is the moon, and is often thought of as the Triple Goddess as manifested in the Maiden, the Mother, and the Crone. Her symbol is a full moon flanked by crescent moons. According to Wicca, there is both a Goddess and a God. (However, I only believe in a Goddess.) The God is the Sun. He is the hunter and Green Man; the father.Goddess and God:Traditionally, the Goddess and God are lovers. They are equals. Almost anything can be categorized as either in the Kingdom of the Sun or the Kingdom of the Moon. They are in everything, according to tradition. Wiccans in no way worship th

Ten Random Things
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) When I was a little girl I had a stuff Miss Piggy. One day when I was sleep she came to life and bit me. True story. 2) I'm a chocoholic 3) I have a fear of spiders...(eeeeewwwww) 4) I've never dated someone younger than me until now... 5) I'm into earthly science 6) I have 3 boys and now I'm about to have a girl....(scary) 7) I'm addicted to sucking things. 8) I cry very easily...but I kick azz too 9) I have a fear of sharing dairy. 10) Deep down inside I carry a deep dark secret

Trendy Shit That’s Stupid: Goths
Goths: Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails is the only man who can pull this look off without looking like a gerbil shaver. Anyone who is not Trent Reznor and is ‘Goth’ is fucking beyond retarded. Goths hurt my eyes like the band “The Darkness” does my ears. Why are Goths inherently albinos? Is it because they think they are vampires? and they can’t go out in the sun? Then they dress head to toe in black - the one color that makes them look even whiter – if that’s possible. Goths wear black cause they’re so evil and/or depressed. If I’m depressed, I’m not going to dress in all black and hang around boring people who are void of personalities. That’s adding insult to injury, or more appropriately, adding even more stink to shit. And if I hear one more Goth justify the way they dress & act because they are “different” and don’t feel the need to adhere to the norms of society, I’m going to harpoon them in the neck with a jumbo Crayola Crayon. When you buy mass produced clothing at Hot

About Who I Am
WILL AS YOU WILL THIS IS NOT ONE OF MY PEOMS . I NO I HAVE NOT BEEN MYSELF FOR ABOUT THE LAST TWO MONTHS . BUT HERE GOES . ON FEBRUARY 8TH 2008 . MOST OF YOU KNEW THAT I WAS TO BE HAVEING SURGERY THAT DAY . WILL THEY REMOVED A LUMP FROM MY RIGHT BREAST . . THEY HAD TO SEND THE LUMP AWAY BECAUSE IT DARK IN COLOR AND THEY SENT IT AWAY TO HAVE TEST DONE ON IT AND THEY SHOULD ALL BE BACK ON THE 19TH OF FEBRUARY . THE FIRST SURGERY WAS ON BUT ABOUT 12:30 AM ON FEBRUARY 9TH I HAD TO GO BACK TO THE HOSP. BECAUSE THE SPOT WHERE THE SURGERY WAS BROKE OPEN SO THEY HAD TO DO SURGERY AGAIN TO CLOSE IT BACK UP .. SO I AM LITTLE SORE . BUT PLZ JUST KEEP ME IN YOUR PRAY BECAUSE IT MY BE IBC AND FOR THE ONES THAT DOES NOT NO WHAT IBC IS IT iNFLAMMTORY BREAST CANCER . SO I GUESS I CAN SAY THIS MUCH I DO NOT WANT NO ONE TO THINK OF ME ANY DIFF. THEN WHAT I HAVE BEEN I AM FIGHTER AND I WILL FIGHT WHA

The Day I Met You
The day I met you I found a friend - And a friendship that I pray will never end. Your smile - so sweet And so bright - Kept me going When day was as dark as night. You never ever judged me, You understood my sorrow. Then you told me it needn't be that way And gave me the hope of a better tomorrow. You were always there for me, I knew I could count on you. You gave me advice and encouragement Whenever I didn't know what to do. You helped me learn to love myself You made life seem so good. You said I can do anything I put my mind to And suddenly I knew I could. There were times when we didn't see eye to eye And there were days when both of us cried. But even so we made it through: Our friendship hasn't yet died. Circumstances have pulled us apart, We are separated by many miles. Truly, the only thing that keeps me going Is my treasured memory of your smile. This friendship we share Is so precious to me, I hope it grows and flourishes And last

Ten Things About Me
1. I hate to be late, but I also put things off til the last minute. 2. I am about to turn 40, but don't feel any older 3. I started playing the cello in 5th grade in order to get out of taking gym in elemetary school. 4. I am a hasher, (google this one if you aren't familiar with that term) It has nothign to do with drugs just in case you were worried. I mostly bike hash. I never did enjoy running. 5. I didn't learn to ride a bike until I was 19, but within a couple years I was working in a bike shop and ended up managing a couple of them. 6. I have sold cars that are more expensive than my house, but I drive a 99 Honda Civic. 7. I learn by listening, never was good at taking notes. Its hard for me to do more than one thing at once I suppose. 8. The older I get the more I sneeze ( you can tell I am running out of stuff here, I guess I am not that intersting either) 9. I had my wisdom teeth out last year, I wasn't smart enough to have them removed w

I Need Blogging Material!!!!
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All My Poems Dont Rip Or Copy Please Just Read
Love You When heaven opens up the tears Fall from all their loved ones of You and me. They are so happy. I may go before you but I will Always love you. Second by second, minute by minute, Hour by hour, day by day, and year by year My love grows for you. The tears I shed for you is just love for you. So when I am gone before you remember all the Memories and love for you I had. When the rain comes down it is just My tears of love and happiness for you. Written by: Tim Starman The Worry The Pain The worry the pain. Am I fine or am I worse off. I pray day in and out that I am fine. I don't feel fine. I feel worse off. I might die. I might not ever work again. What should I do? I want to be here forever. I want to watch my kids grow up more. It is rough on them any my husband. I wander how far did it spread. I say I might die. But everybody says I will be fine. I miss being the o

I Got Bored...
Instructions... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1~ My nose twitches like a bunny rabbit for no reason at all... 2~ I hate Odd numbers...they're so harsh with no rythym or flow 3~ Always the first to laugh when I hurt myself...I'm not really a clutz, but I end up making others laugh at my expense lol 4~ I've only ever broken 1 bone in my entire body...my middle toe on my left foot 5~ I have quite an affinity for Stars & Sparkles 6~ My favorite color is also my eye color and my birthstone 7~ My hair has been so many colors in the last 7 years that I've lost count 8~ I have about 12-15 different nicknames that I go by 9~ I have 3 Legal last names 10~ I have a few weird O

Blow Your Load! A New Weekly Show!
Ok kids! This is the show comments are welcome, I'm just getting this started, from the ground up, so bare with me, show some love, share it with your friends, and also, you pick the topics, the day the show airs, hell even what I wear, taping the show! This is your show, you tell me what you want! Make on Snapvine | Copy This

True Love
I "stole" this from J... too damn funny. 1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "Could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that. 2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (Or--if she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.) 3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up. 4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is say "You better be." Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care. 5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement. 6. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. Then--when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. Because jewelry

Turning 40/420/and Route 440.
Yea. So last night I turned 40. I had the traditional Birthday Dinner with the Folks (the parents not the gang). It was good….even got a wee bit tipsy on vino. I came home and did the Fu thing for a bit….whatever that entails. Looked at assorted nonsense on line, btw, for me Synths – PORN! ;) A friend I shall call Rui, heck that is his name messaged me and asked me what am I going to do for my birthday? I told him probably nothing, just some hot n heavy Nintendo DS action. Nothing gets me worked up than a good game of Tetris. A couple of ideas were bandied about and we decided to goto my nemesis of nightclubs..Qxt’s. Of course Eric wanted to go as well but I had to pick him up (that’s code for Eric wants to get utterly and completely mind f*cked) and I was again relegated to the designated driver status. So the Honda is gassed up and I’m on my way to Herr Eric’s lair. Apparently nothing has changed in his apartment since the last time I was there (which has be

She Is Awesome!
PLEASE go show this very special lady lots and lots of love for me. Jennifer ~ Club F.A.R. Member ~ Fan~Add~Rate... Fu~Angel@ fubar Rate her pics, stash, fan and add. Whatever you can do to help say Thank You for me! She just donated $200,000 to my Spotlight Fund! This Thank You brought to you by: ~PebblesinAZ~ OwN3d by Domking123~@ fubar

Mmmmmmm
Hello everyone, Sorry I didn't write sooner. Being cuffed to a bed can cause a problem. Ok dream stalker might be fun but tons of kandi and tweak, and more dick past the dream stalker up so bad, The friend I told you about had tons of surprise for me including spiked drinks, handcuffs, and tons of abuse for my little body. No, I didn't get a stun gun to my clit but i did get tons of beatings and pain. I'm so sore and I really don't know the details.

You've Been Tagged
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Damn..Here Goes... 1.I absolutely detest unfaitful friends 2.I am probably one of the best friends you could ask for. 3.I wear my heart on my sleeve 4.I despise BS 5.I have an ex who won't let go after 4 yrs apart 6.I hate game playing on here or any other site 7.I became a grandmother at 35 8.I managed the same store for 15 yrs 9.I have a bad temper if pushed too far 10.I am a....CORRECTIONAL OFFICER Giggles Karen Curt In My Dreams Hvac Tech

Tests Results
I went to the specialist this past Wednesday, and the news I got wasn't the greatest . I was told that I have nerve damage in both of my hands , and carpal tunnel only in my right wrist . The worst of the damage is on my left side the damage on the left goes all the way up my elbow. I will know more on the 5 of next month. That is when they an on telling me if I am facing surgery.

Looking For Members
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To All Juggalos And Juggalettes
this isn't a preaching, just take my words to heart. i'm just repeating what you've all know from the start. we're all in this together. the dark carnival brought us here. so why is it that we still hide in fear. theres so many of us now, we should not be ashamed. we should rise together, or was all this just in vain. your family act like it, when you go out do you see your brother n not say hi? then why do it to your juggalo family? when you bump in to the one you call mom at the store. don't you catch up? why not do this to your juggalo family? i'm so tired of seein family treat family like SHIT!!! we are just that. we are family. brothers n sisters under the dark carnival. i know you say you belive n follow this. but why don't you show that you do so through actions. i see so many of you come in here n go "oh ignore that fuggalo over there he's poser" just because he doesn't know as much as you. TEACH HIM!!! don't push him down and away from the dark carnival. brin

Tag Your It!
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. ok heres my list of wacky shit!!! 1... I love to sing to music as loud as I can as long as I'm by myself. 2... I started using chewin tobacco to quit smoking 3... I like to think I'm the best @ everything 4... I love soggy Ramen noodles 5... I'm a closet astrology buff 6... Scorpios are the best lovers ... and I'm a scorpio..lol 7... I drive like speed racer 8... I hate stupid people, to the point of breaking them in half if i could 9... Popularity contests make me vomit!!! Yea fubar! 10... I am shy as hell in real life I'm going to tag PHIGracious DJ Hutch LDSMCH buccaneerhottie kellij85 get ready biatches

10 Idiotic Things......
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1- I always count the number of paper towels I pull out of a dispenser to dry my hands with.. It's usually 4. 2- I hate the color pink, yet I secretly wouldn't mind wearing it because it actually looks good on me. (But I'm just too hardcore for that!) 3- I've always wanted to dress and pose for Goth and really bazaar magazines. (In really fucked up poses such as a gun in my mouth and bound with electrical tape) Don't ask why, I really don't know the reason.. And no such pictures of me exist..so don't ask for them.) 4 - I've always wanted to watch a guy bang a blow up doll and two midgets fuck.. (Again, another thin

Sword Of The Broken Heart
Alas, my old friend, you have finally found me after all these years. I am sorry for breaking my vow I had made these many years ago. I have failed on keeping my vow of falling in love. It is time to receive my punishment. Lift me up, arms outstretched, naked with nothing more than what I came to this earth in. No matter how much I plead my case to you. Her long brown hair glistens as the sun strikes it. Thrust Her eyes are deep with passion which I can swim for all of eternity. Cut Her laughter is like a soft melody on a summer wind. Slash I can never feel the soft touch of her of which I can only imagine. Bleeding from my body, my spirit, and my heart. As I feel every inch of your ice blue sword. Love for me is never meant to be. This is my vow I have made. Even though I thought just by opening up to her just a little, I did not think it can hurt so much. I was wrong. Please end this misery quick. End this suffering. I beg you onc

Tagged!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1- I can drive a standard car better then i can drive an automatic 2- I Cannot and i mean CANNOT drive with any type of footwear on my feet. If im wearing shoes ill take the time to remove my shoes (and my socks) before i start the car. 3- My daily lunch Mon-Fri is a can of green tea, 3 snickers bars, and 2 things of string cheese 4- I prefer slow paced bars rather then fast paced clubs...too many youngins! 5- I love to drive fast and crazy, but i cant be in the car as a passenger with anyone that drives the same way. 6- Im a natural brunette but i swear ive had ALOT more blond moments then any blond i know

Another Poem From My Good Friend Jim
Hair as dark as a moonless night To look at her is my biggest delight Her grin looking sheepish on her sweet loving face She makes me long for that far away place Eyes big and oh so brown like big pools where my emotions drown Her lips so full of love they glisten in the light oh to feel them on mine just once tonight I think of a woman so tender and fine I only wish I could make her mine Just to think once again of her hair radiant and black like a widow in her web waiting to attack.

Read This....
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. my ten: 1~ I love the History Channel 2~ I am a writer 3~ I have lived in 7 different states 4~ I have a SERIOUS needle phobia 5~ My Grandfather called me Tony all my childhood (NOBODY knows why). How's that for random? 6~ I used to be a preacher 7~ I am a pyromaniac ( I take meds for it, the neighborhood is safe!!) 8~ I love to drive aimlessly, sometimes for days straight 9~ I was the smallest kid in my class, every year of school, until the 8th grade 10~ I am not impressed by women's breasts, no matter how nice they are I am going to tag: Rollie Joy Proud Mary Daisy Dark Desires

Why Women Love Assholes Part Two- Be An Asshole ~ Read And Listen!!!!
Sometimes in life there are things you have to do even if you don't want too. This is one of those things. A reality of life is that women don't want the nice guy. The problem is, most guys at the heart of it, really are nice. Balancing being an the asshole every girl wants with being sweet enough to her to keep her from leaving is some tough shit. Here is how you get it done from asshole 1. - Make your time precious: When dealing with your woman, you have to give her the impression that every second you dedicate to her is a gift. When you are on the phone, always be the one to end the call. When you are out, be the one to say its time to leave first. Be the master of what time you spend with her and it will make her want to get more out of you. Abruptly ending an evening or a phone conversation will make the girl feel like she is not a top priority and she will fight to be one. - Always make the plans: Say Friday night is open. She wants the two of you to go dancing with her fri

Tagged
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. i love chocolate in the mornings with coffee 2. i see the best in people first 3. never met a stranger 4. sshhh i enjoy my job 5. but i want to retire 6. redheads ary downfall 7. 20 year old super models do nothing for me 8. i like a lady in frills 9. this is my first bogg 10.i've the gift of gab! missy foxy pat eyes neon

Playing Tag.....
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I say “Dude” or “WTF” way too much. 2. I chew gum all the time. 3. I would rather listen to music from the 80’s or 90’s instead of what is playing on the radio now. 4. I met Gwen Stefani last May, she is not as pretty in person as you would think, and way too SKINNY!!!! 5. When going on vacation I have always chosen to go back to Las Vegas instead of going somewhere new. 6. I am addicted to Michael Kors shoes – 4 ½ inch heels or higher. 7. I get pissed off at all the slow ass drivers. If you’re gonna drive slow, get the fuck out of my way!!!! 8. I give my kids way too much, but I can’t help it. 9. I have gotten 4 tatto

A Lesson For All Of Us
There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She told her boyfriend, 'If I could only see the world, I will marry you.' One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages came off, she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend. He asked her, 'Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?' The girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't expected that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life led her to refuse to marry him. Her boyfriend left her in tears and days later wrote a note to her saying: 'Take good care of your eyes, my dear, for before they were yours, they were mine.' This is how the human brain often works when our status changes. Only a very few remember what life was like before, and who was always by their side no matter what the situations. Today before you comp

Tag You Are It
thanks to Greg and Daisy who tagged me...here it goes Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1 - Fact, I am super sensitve and emotional once I care about someone or something 2 - Fact, I have an attitude problem, I act fast without a second thought, working on that though 3 - Fact, I am addicted to toothflossing, I have to do it a million times a day 4 - Fact, I love my PHAmily and what I do in and for the PHAmily 5 - Fact, I am a tv junky 6 - Fact, I fell in love with my mummer friends, they are part of my daily routine and I enjoy them all, even the mean ones :-) 7 - Fact, I hate getting up early with a passion, yet I get up at 0500 hours monday throu

Cannibus Why Is It Not Legal?
In your home on your own property Why can I not enjoy the taste of the good old Mary jane.

...why Does V-day Even Really Exist....(part 2)
Lets just remember V-Day is not just a day to show a person love cause its V-Day alone. You should always show the person your with how much you really care each and every single day. I'm not saying you have to be around each other 24/7 but just show the person your with that you really care for them. It can be with occasional gifts. Weekends out and most importantly telling them how much you care with your own words being real sincere and faithful. Many people just hate V-Day and that's that or just not ever do anything for it, But even though you may really hate it or just never do anything, someone is mostly likely thinking of you. It doesn't have to be someone you that you were once with. It could be anyone. Sometimes some people just don't have the courage to really go and do something cause there's just so much fear of rejection and many other reason. Valentines sometimes may only be a strength booster for some people to get the ability to put there heart on the line and re

Wtf People
i see things still havnt change since i was on here last year people lie and say add rate and comment so people do and they dont and if you have pics on here show them when added and the ones that say buy me a blast why would any one pay to see a pic isnt that like a internet hooker thats my out look and then you have the ones that say they are for my fubar husband what the hell is that all about is he paqying you rent or car payment please and then you have the one that say dont even ask my eyes only well if you dont what anyone to see them or ask take them off this is an adult sight im sorry if you people on her are upset with what im say but its the truth so rate and comment and sign the one that add you and i will not rate or comment if the pics are not you or husband or kids or family or boy friend

Tagged
I have been tagged by soul. This means that I have to write a blog about 10 things that relate to my life. 1. I Love my kids 2. when I am in love I love to much 3. I may jump into the fire to fight for and defend my friends 4. I cant stand hypocrisy and cynicism 5. the simple things are the best, sea, flowers, walk with no shoes, the wind on the face, laugh till cry...... 6. Football (The real one, The european kind) is a passion 7. I love music 8. I am to old to regret anything 9. Live in a desert island is my dream 10. I hate when I feel weak I am tagging Terminal Carrotop Ryche Sillyazz Flame All of you please do the same: write 10 things about you, and spread the tagging to 5 others

Tagged By My Friend Phoenix
I will try to write 10 things about me ok?? 1.- I´m a scorpion 2.- I have a 7 and 9yr old boys 3.- I fear snakes 4.- I love music 5.- I love summer time.. 6.- I like swimming, and reading 7.- I am shy in person but not on here 8.- I am to serious most of time 9.- I am boring 10.- I especially hate talking about myself. ok, im tagging whoever reads this! leave answer in comments !

Tag, You're It
Hmmm, ok, here we go,,, 1. I have big tits 2. I have a big ass 3. I am bisexual 4. I am a naughty lil salute slut for Fat Sonny and Devilgirl 5. I smoke too damn much and don't drink enough 6. I spend way too much damn time on Fubar and not enough time getting laid 7. Fat Sonny is my Hero 8. I have the hots for Sherrylicious 9. I masturbate so much my hand is starting to complain 10. I had the biggest and best orgasm of my life watching Fat Sonny and Devilgirl on cam,,,DAMNNNN that was fucking HAWT !!!!! Now I am Tagging Sherrylicious FuBrat Draconis Chaos The Poet Doomsday

Tag You're It
The rules are: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 5 people to be tagged. No tag backs. 1~I snore lightly 2~I love the outdoors 3~I like to cook 4~I believe in ghosts 5~I was raised in Sacramento Calif. 6~I am a big flirt 7~I look for the best in everyone. 8~I enjoy making others smile. 9~I enjoy good friends. 10~ I enjoy dressing nice. I'm Tagging 1~Sexytatt 2~One Hot MILF 3~OKieGal 4~Whatever 5~Special K

I Was Tagged.....10 Random Things..
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1~ I dont let things on my plate touch, if it does I wont eat it. 2~ I'm a sucker for anything cheesecake! 3~ I absolutely love sex, if I soon dont get sex, I am going to burst. I think I really have a problem, I mean for real...needing REAL HELP! 4~ I hate shopping(I know a woman that hates shopping!) 5~ I Love gangsta movies The Godfather, Goodfellas, movies with lots of violence. 6~ I hate wearing shoes. 7~ I absolutely love Mt. Dew 8~ I have been in jail twice (indecent exposure is a bitch) 9~ I am a closet neat freak. 10~ I am very insecure about my looks.

My Weekend
so friday i dont remember doing anything except sleeping and chillin wit kelsey, ben, and ben's gf and friend. kelsey left for the night so i had the room to myself (YAY!) and i basically didnt do anything. well, i slept, a lot. it was a LONG week. saturday i didnt do much all day and then it was SNOWBALL!! i got all dressed up but i didnt do much makeup cuz i was in a hurry to meet up wit shatera, trice, brianna, charmonique and jermarco. but we all headed over and i guess jermarco was drunk already because he offered me his vest (it was cold and i had no jacket)...well it was more of "ace, would you like my jacket?" all of us staring at him funny and charmonique being like "ya like that's gonna do anything". the girls were running in heels and i was attempting to walk faster to keep up. heels and me dont mix well. so we get in and i see angela and nav in the coat room. we go find places to sit at tables, and i see deonte and wayne over at a cardboard eiffel tower decorate

Friendship
Ok, I had a friend from theend of last year. we met right after christmas. she would hate for me to tell you any of this but why hide my life. when we met she was horny and needy. she made comments (cyber type) about sucking my dick. told me what she would do... we knew alot of people from az chat room. ended up leaving together because of thre drama and bullshit in that chat room... for a year almost we spent helping one another mentally and physicly. she was and still is my best friend, no matter what she says. but like a month ago she told me that we couldnt be friends. she is 47 i am 20. we have had sex multiple times. have had phone sex countless times. i love her to death, and i will until the day i die... i want to be her friend no matter what. but she doesnt see that we can because of my age. i dont think that is right. i dont care if i have fucked her. i care about her. it wasnt about5 sex. it was about people who cared for one another... no matter what. i j

Good News Everybody!
Just got my cancer screeeening back. I'm still in remission! Six months of no cancer! Cheah.

Lighthouse
Lighthouse I have a daughter some where, eighteen summers past, life's possibilities a vista, sunflower fields, impossible mountains, mercury seas under azure skies. I see a slim face, liquid cornflower eyes, raven iridescent locks framing alabaster skin, a smile warm, as endless summer days, her countenance a reflection of her mothers memory. Hope projected onto the icon of my longing. She stares through discerning eyes, oblivious. In granite cast, I struggle. a butterfly against my nature I reach forth wings out stretched an endless spiral Guilt writhes inside, lost opportunities, battle lost for stolen rights. I awake, slick, drenched, the creak of rigging, a gull cries despairs song, a thin wail, unanswered, lost on itinerant wind. She is always there my anchor my future, life's helix shared. I have a daughter some where, heavens spark mirrored. We spin a course shared, through heavens volatile sphere. I know one day we will meet

10 Things About Me
Here is 10 things about me. 1. My two favorite foods are shrimp and stuffed shells. 2. My two favorite colors are black and dark purple. 3. I have two tattoos and one piercing. 4. I love guns 5. I can be outspoken sometimes. 6. I don't go out much unless i'm going to watch a movie. 7. I have been in the army for almost 4 years 8. I am originally from Missouri 9. I want to own a harley someday 10. I love horror and action movies. Now that you know a little about me here is 10 people that i'm going to tag. EastTnchic69 Playtime Ozzy Babygirl 71 cuda Anglewithtornwings Drake Cierros Soldiers Sweetheart RuByLiPs65 daengifiknow1957

Taste So Good...........
Come here! Closer because what I got say I need to whisper it in your ear. Girl I want to taste every inch of your body from the nape of your neck to the sole of your feet. When I see you naked my inner voice yells let’s eat! I smack my lips and begin to munch. Girl your body is an all day meal breakfast, dinner and lunch. Mmmm, in between your thighs is where dessert lies. Smoothed on the outside but inside is a wet delicious surprise. Now after your cum drips all over my tongue and your clit goes back under its’ hood. I only got one thing left to say girl, you taste so good.

I Tried
I tried I tried to trust you I tried to ignore the voices going on around, including my own head telling me that something wasn't quite right. No one could want me and only me. No one could think that I was so desirable that I would be all they needed. I know this just couldn't be right, and was just to good to be true. I let you inside my walls, and now I feel like they have been crushed (note to self make the walls thicker next time). Knowing that I have brought this all on myself doesn't make me feel anybetter, doesn't help ease any kind of sadness that I feel. I am pissed off, I DO NOT GET LIKE THIS.. this isn't who I am.. No one will control me.. I am my own person and she doesn't like this feeling... I DO NOT CRY.. this isn't who I am.. the person I have created for myself for the outside world to see.. she is strong, she is confident, fearless.. Fuck this and fuck you.. I don't want to deal with this kind of crap.. I don't want to feel warm tears running down my

Highlights From Marijuana Myths
Marijuana Myths and Facts Highlights from Marijuana Myths, Marijuana Facts*. MYTH: MARIJUANA'S HARMS HAVE BEEN PROVED SCIENTIFICALLY. In the 1960s and 1970s, many people believed that marijuana was harmless. Today we know that marijuana is much more dangerous than previously believed. FACT: In 1972, after reviewing the scientific evidence, the National Commission on Marihuana and Drug Abuse concluded that while marijuana was not entirely safe, its dangers had been grossly overstated. Since then, researchers have conducted thousands of studies of humans, animals, and cell cultures. None reveal any findings dramatically different from those described by the National Commission in 1972. In 1995, based on thirty years of scientific research editors of the British medical journal Lancet concluded that "the smoking of cannabis, even long term, is not harmful to health." MYTH: MARIJUANA HAS NO MEDICINAL VALUE. Safer, more effective drugs are available. They include a syntheti

Good Vibes
This is from my girl Katrina.. Thanks girl! Love ya! - Vibrators don't have problems with gas ... Nor do they hog the remote ... Nor the computer! - We can get a bigger one or one that has better options whenever we want without being called a slut. - Vibrators never go limp and rubbery, you simply replace the batteries when it tires. - Position is your choice, not his. - You don't have to suck it. - It works "while" the sports games are on. - It always is hard. - It doesn't leave a mess behind. - You don't have to wear an ill fitting teddy to excite it. - It doesn't care that you gained 10 lbs. - It doesn't fall asleep and snore in your ear afterwards. - You don't have to clean up the apartment before bringing it home. - You don't have to cook it breakfast and pretend to be interested in it the next morning. - You can throw them in a drawer and only take them out when you want to! - They don't get tired after the first time. - They n

What Do You Do???
So you meet a guy/girl and in the begining are happy and fine. You fall deeply in love with them and then to the next stage and get married. The marriage seems wonderful, at first, and you have no second thoughts about it. Then you one day realize maybe you were not ready for it and take a look back on all the steps before the actual marriage. You start to realize it was more of the other persons idea then yours and you just got caught up in the excitement. The excitement of being with someone you love for the rest of your life, excitement of spending days with that person because you really do love them, or so you think. One day you are sitting there and having second thoughts. You no longer know if you love this person or if you don't. Other things begin to factor in. You don't talk as often and when you do it is short or very few words. They insist they could not live without you and you tell them the same but deep down you have this feeling that things are not the same. Tha

Dogs
The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. A dog's disposition stays the same all month long. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. A dog's parents never visit. Dogs do not hate their bodies. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk. Dogs seldom outlive you. Dogs can't talk. Dogs enjoy petting in public. You never have to wait for a dog—they're ready to go 24-hours a day. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk. Dogs like to go hunting. Another man will seldom steal your dog. If you bring another dog home, your dog will happily play with both of you. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died would you get another dog?" If a d

My Rant
You know what really bothers me, is your so called friends on here that only talked to you when you were single, but as soon as you become "not single" anymore they forget about you.. what the hell is that about? To me that shows you who your true friends are.. fuck all you fake as friends!

Staff Needed
I am looking for staff, i need bartenders, promoters, and greeters, please come into puma's lair and club life to inquire thank you, times to have fun, any i also need bouncers. we have a great place in both place and please subscribe to both of them as well as Moonlight lounge, club solitude, and the strippers lounge Thank You , Puma

Valentines Day.
I have never in my life gotten something on this day. Not from my ex or significant other.Yeah,my divorce was finalized on this day,but whatever! I want something damn it!! Overrated holiday!!! I am going to buy my self something for a change. Now to figure out what the hell to get?!?!?!

10 Years Ago On Valentines Day
Just to think 10 years ago on valentines day I did not get candy or flowers I recived something so much better I had my daughter Summer I dont think there is anything i would have wanted more on such a special day I named her Summer Valentine She is such a sweetie Just cant understand where the time has gone . I am thankful every day for having her Mommy loves you so much Summer Keep being you

Creative Term For Older Men
There are several terms to describe mothers and hot older women. We use MILF and Cougars just to name a few. What about the mature male? I have not seen anything for this select group of fellows whose flames still burn bright. I think it's time for a term. I'm sure someone can come up with a creative label. Give it a try. By the way, "old fart" in NOT acceptable neither is "dirty old man" - lol.

Omg
If it isn't one thing, it's another that pisses me off on here. Today it happens to be people that beg you to add, fan and rate them. What is the deal with that shit? Is it possible to seem more desperate for "fu-lovin" or whatever the hell people call it now. If someone wants to add you they will, if they wanna rate you they will, if they wanna fan you...SHOCK, GASP, DISBELIEF! they will. I've seen tickers, blasts, even happy hours of people begging for all this shit and it makes me sick. Now that the almight BabyJesus, oh im sorry CoolBreeze decided to make it harder for people to reach a certain level around here, I've also noticed that people will beg to be leveled as well. Umm, forgive me for being an ass, but if you have over 100,000 points to go before you level, whats the sense in begging for someone to help you? It would take alot of people to much time to help in that case, and is pointless in most cases because people never seem to want to help in their own cause. D

. . . Real Life Friends . . .
Here's A Few New Faces To Fubar. These Are Some Awesome Real Life Friends Of Mine. They Don't Have Much Yet, But Show Them Some Love For Me. Fan them, Add Them, Rate Them, Give them a Gift!! aly@ fubar Princessjewelz80@ fubar WiglnJiglnBalls@ fubar Let them know reLLa sent you!! XoXoX [reLLa] RaW@ fubar

Uh Oh I Got Tagged
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1)I think like a man when it comes to sex! ..lol! 2)I have tons of book smarts and no common sense! 3)My favorite fruit to eat is a pear ! 4)I didnt lose my virginity till i was 18! 5)I've only been with 3 people... suprise im NOT a whore lmfao! 6)I love carebears... hence (neabear)! 7)I have a pet turtle!! 8)I like when rj kisses my buttcheeks lmfao (read his blog)!! 9)my name is pronounced re-nay... not re-knee-a, nay-bear not knee-a-bear!! 10)I LOVE SOAP OPERAS..DAYS OF OUR LIVES AND PASSIONS!! ******************************************* My tag hit list !! flawless punky shadow hunter ph

If You Were Tagged
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Have fun! 1: I love angry girl music. 2: I could not live without peanut butter. 3: Clowns freak me out. 4: I think violently. But i never act on it. 5: I drink coffee almost all the time. 6: I still wish on stars sometimes. 7: I am completely in love. With who is a secret. 8: Halloween is the only holiday I don't hate. 9: I watch infomercials late at night. 10: I never sleep in my bed. Passed on to.... mzchevious anarchyannie KiLlEr EyEz nick kameleonss

Wisdom
I found out recently that a dear fried whom I had lost touch with had died last year. We had once been very close...we were bridesmaids in each others' weddings... we were fast friends in college...and supporters of one another through our early years of post graduate adulthood...but then our lives drifte apart in the way no one ever plans for... and we always think there will be time to reconnect and find a way back into one anothers' lives. Sadly this is not to be in our case... She was a writer and I am now in the process of reading through some of the articles she left behind...here is one I thought worth sharing with those of you who care to read... http://www.newsday.com/ny-hscol1205,0,6114698.column LIFE WITH CANCER Secrets from the alternate universe Lauren Terrazzano | Life, With Cancer December 5, 2006 I've never understood the people who insist that getting cancer was the best thing that ever happened to them. I could have done without this so-called epip

Lt Class Tonight (for A Change)
- Alio, aš esu Bruno - Alio, aš esu Girlish K, Aš esu iš Lietuvos. - Jums užsakytas kambarys viešbutyje, viešbutis vadinasi "Žaliasis tiltas", Jis mažas, bet patogus. - Kur yra viešbutis? - Lengva surasti, jis netoli ... - Aš Jūsų laukiau, Jūsų kambario numeris 211, Jis antrame aukšte ... - Štai Jūsų kambarys. - Kambarys puikus. - Ant lovos - viena pagalvė, ar norite antrą? - Ogi ! ... - Laba diena, galiu Jus pakviesti puodukui kavos? - Ačiū, Jūs labai maloni. - Pyragaičiai labai skanūs, norite dar gabaliuko? - Ne, ačiū. Tik juodos kavos, prašom. Galite man paduoti cukraus? - Prašau - ačiū ... - Malonu Jus matyti. - Labai šilta šiandien, ar ne tiesa? Galite nusirengti, jei norite. - Kur galima pasimatuoti? - Štai ten, prie didelio veidrodžio. - Ačiū. ... - iš tikrųjų. Bet aš mėgstu šiltą orą. - Tikrai karšta šiandien. Ar norite išsimau

Tag
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Have fun! 1: I hate country music. 2: I am leaving for couple of days. 3: Fubar is first site like this i joined. 4: I have grey hair lol. 5: I am bored right now. 6: I like pizza lol. 7: I hate the cold. 8: christmas sucks. 9: I spend a lot of time on computer lol. 10: I told something to someone today that maybe i should not have. Passed on to.... sara satan is back fatal squishy butterfly

The Pain Women Go Thrue For Men
Life All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal - The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...the wax. My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, and play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: "Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet." So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom. It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a Genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out. (YA THINK!?!) So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing each other stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, my genius kicks in so I get out th

For St Valentine's Day
I made this one myself...

On Top Of Everything
LIFE, WITH CANCER Feeling on top of everything, briefly Lauren Terrazzano Life, With Cancer March 20, 2007 Like many things, it seemed like a good idea at the time. It was a 50-degree day, the sun was shining and I woke up and felt like going for a hike, something I loved to do long before cancer. Upstate Bear Mountain was no big deal for a girl who had once spent nearly a week hiking in the Canadian Rockies, sleeping in alpine huts. Or who had once climbed the Grand Tetons with a group of rabid female journalists. But I had two lungs during those treks. Now I have one. So we set off that Sunday morning a week ago: my husband, my trusted friend and I, up the Palisades Parkway to the trailhead. There were few hikers making the ascent; most people gathered there were heading indoors for the carousel at the base of the mountain. I need to get to the top of this mountain, I told myself and my two compadres. I needed to feel alive. There's nothing like climb

A Soldiers Carole
'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, THEY LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES SOLDIER. WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED? I REALIZED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT, OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS WHO WERE

Haters
alot of you people on here can be real haters. you sit back and when you see someone post a mumm or bulletin and start running your mouths about it. well you can run your mouths all you want. i bet you wouldn't leave the comments you leave if everyone started doing it to you. it's almost like you envy all of us, because we have a life and you don't. also you sit there and complain about everything like capital letters and other stupid stuff. if your so worried about it then you write something and see how many mistakes you make. you people make me sick but your still giving me point's so keep it up. i like it when people envy me.

An Old Joke
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, “When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.” So next Sunday he took the monsignor’s advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door: 1) Sip the vodka, don’t gulp. 2) There are 10 commandments, not 12. 3) There are 12 disciples, not 10. 4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated. 5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass. 6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C. 7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the spook. 8) David slew Goliath; he did not kick the shit out of him. 9) When David was hit by a roc

Tagged Again Damnit
The rules are: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 5 people to be tagged. No tag backs. 1. The only person in my family I talk to is my baby sister. 2. I find it hard to truly trust people 3. I have very low self esteem 4. I LOVE the pain from tattoos and piercings 5. There are changes I need to make in my life that I am afraid to make. 6. I love anything with cheese 7. I flash my tits way to much 8. I am bisexual(not confused,or alcohol induced) 9. I have had MFF threesomes and enjoyed them :O 10. I wanna be a fluff girl in porn I'm not tagging anyone cause lord knows everyones done this at least once, some of us twice :P

Tag Your It
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Weird/Random Facts 1.- I AM A BIG FLIRT 2.- I HAVE A VERY TALENTED TONGUE 3.- I HATE STUPID PEOPLE 4.- I HATE WHEN PEOPLE PUT THEMSELVES DOWN FOR SYMPATHY 5.- I AM A VERY GOOD LOOKING MAN 6.- I AM BALD AN SMOOTH 7.- LOVE EXTREME SPORTS 8.- WANTS A GOOD WOMAN TO GET OLD WITH 9.- I LOVE TO TALK SHIT AND HAVE A GOOD TIME 10.- HAS SKILLS INFARRED MISS HONEY COCA COLA GIRL SCSWEETIE KATY LUV

E = Mc2 And (~ V~ ) = K+b
tonight, i came back from work, like always... but for once, i thought about checking my mailbox; of course a lot of stupid papers in it, adverts for pizzerias, promotions in this mall or that supermarket, and so... and there was this small square white pack, with a stamp coming from another country, envelop was marked with "Air Mail" of rourse, i did not need to check the name of the back of this envelop, and it's a good thing that the mailbox is hidden behind the door giving to the street because i probably made the same face Einstein made when he wrote the final "E = Mc2" on his blackboard... yes you know, when he pulls his tongue in such a stupid kiddish but so sweet way... so maybe that was me when i opened the pack and read the card joined : JE T'AIME aujourd'hui, plus qu'hier, moins que demain .....

Tagged
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.)my dream vacation- tropical island-whitesand,warm blue ocean-HEAVENLY!that or VEGAS BABY!!!! 2.)IM THE WORLDS WORST BOWLER 3.)I love pillow fights! 4.)Math was my best subject in school 5.)I took 4 yrs of french 6.)I have sang solos in church choir 7.)I cant stand 2 faced people-come real or not at all! 8.)I love the "old school" video games- pacman, galaga, donkey kong, and pinball! 9.) I'M a movie addict! besides TONS of rentals, we go to the theater at least once a month 10.) Im terrified of heights but you can catch me at the front of the roller coaster lines-my all time favorite- the drop on top of the Stratosphere in Vegas! I ta

Trust
SOME OF YOU KNOW HOW TO AND WHEN TO TRUST RIGHT? WRONG..... YOU THINK YOU CAN, BUT IN REALITY THERE ARE SECRETS THAT SOMEONE ELSE ISN'T TELLING YOU.. I TRY TO OPEN UP AND BE WHO I AM FOR A BRIEF MOMENT, BUT I'M NOT GONNA LET IT BRING ME DOWN CAUSE THERE WAS ALWAYS THAT THOUGHT IN THE BACK OF MY MIND... OH WELL, FUK IT. TRUST NO-ONE!

Tag! You're It!
first... let me say I hate these damned things. that being said, I am a trooper and will play along: Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am absolutely addicted to In N Out burgers and when I am back home, I eat it almost non-stop. 2. I hate black licorice. 3. I like giving head to women and could do it around the clock. 4. Every time I wear an emo kid wearing girl pants, I feel this urge to give them a wedgie. 5. I am a Catholic who absolutely loves blasphemous humor. 6. I detest reality TV. 7. Dexter is my favorite TV program. 8. Whenever I eat Mexican food, I order Chile Rellenos. 9. I married someone I didn't love because I felt

Tomorrow...
...Begins the rest of my life So in less than 12 hours, at 7:43 am tomorrow morning, I get on a plane to depart the life I lead here in Vegas, heading for what promises to be not only the best Valentines Day I could ever hope for, but also the Man who completes my heart, mind & soul. I couldn't be happier... I thought I would be scared, apprehensive, doubtful, worried...and a million other feelings that would cause me to pause, take a second or two before I get on the plane and consider what I'm doing there... But I am not afraid, I have no doubts...I am totally at peace with myself. I don't remember the last time I felt so perfectly balanced, so happy, so ready to embrace the unknown...and that feeling of easiness and perfection is because of him...his Love, his affection, his respect, his honesty, his faithfulness, his sense of humor, his strength, and his ability to make me feel secure and make me smile the brightest smile I have within me from almost 2,000 miles away are

Being New On Here
I"m new to this site but I"m totally trying to figure it out.. Still struggleing with the salute photo but I'll get there.. Its nice coming on line and meeting so many people.. Anyone have any advice about fubar they are welcome.. Appreciate all the opinions or advise..

* Tag *
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.)i was born i hollywood, ca. yes. i'm as native as any angelino can be... 2.)my middle name is rawn.(which is danish) 3.)my mother was an off-road race car driver. 4.)fishing is my favorite "recreational" endeavor. 5.)i am an ordained minister and have no idea why...but i have been for over 10 years. 6.)i read tarot and runes. it will cost you if you want a reading...it'll cost you lots n lots! LOL 7.)i am a widow...literally and figuratively. 8.)i have true contempt for most females. 9.)the cure used to be one of my faves.i even saw them when i was in brasil...i'd do robert smith. hehehe (fuck you for even thi

*tag*
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.i'm basically a loner,never really liked hanging out w/ alot of ppl 2.i am a bully ever since in high school i hated being picked on so i was forced to change. 2.i still am a bit of a nerd so go ahead and laugh,i know how to do things w/ a comp most of you dont know how to do. 3.i have real low self-esteem problem and saying nice things to me isn't gonna change the fact that i think i'm a loser. 4.being on fubar sucks but, at the same time i'm glad i'm here because i met some really cool ppl on here. 5.i love animals and i would die for them as well and idc who thinks thats weird or strange. 6.i used to love swi

Friends
When you’re hurting don’t be afraid, Cause I will help you along the way, To be you’re shoulder when you need to cry To be you’re rock when I’m close by To give you strength day by day, To get rid of the hurt, suffering and pain. To give you advice when I can, To lend you my hand like a gentleman, For now is the time not to hurt, Because I am here when you need me most. I am you’re friend till the very end, My friendship will last throughout the years, I will be you’re tower to hold you up Or hug you close like a buttercup. To wipe away all you’re tears For I am you’re friend and I’m always here. To stand by you when things get rough. To stand by you when things get tough. Once everything fades away I’ll be here you’re friend always.

Oops...
i was having a moment. in a act of retarded drama, i went to delete my account. have been thinking about it of late. life happens. people make mistakes. i forgive and forget. i'm a silly man, and love everyone. the joke: i tried to delete my account, in front of someone, it was a significant act, and i'll be fucked if i knew that you cannot delete yer account if you have a VIP. i deleted my very first cherrytap account. i know how it works, and i looked like a complete dumbass, when it didn't let me, and then i fell further into my own pathetic self, and posted a mumm about it. i really was perplexed, and yeah, should have never mumm'd about something so dumb, but i kinda like announcing and sharing my idiotic experiences. it's funny. makes me laugh. i'm my own audience. anyfuckingways....ya'll are sweet, and i'm done being a ballbag. xxx~~~ooo - yer fave Hoe.

Cow Urine Can Cure Many Diseases
Cow Urine Can Cure Many Diseases By Dr. Vi render Kumar Jain Published 04/20/2006 Article Viewed 6739 Times Cow is a mobile dispensary. It is the treasure of medicines. The cow urine therapy is capable of curing several curable and incurable diseases. The holy texts, like At harva Veda, Chara k Samhita, Rajni Ghuntu, Vridhabhagabhatt, Amritasagar, Bhavprakash, Sushrut Samhita contain beautiful description about these things. Cow Urine Treatment and Research Center, Indore has conducted a lot of research in the past few years and reached at the conclusion that it is capable of curing diabetes, blood pressure, asthma, psoriasis, eczema, heart attack, blockage in arteries, fits, cancer, AIDS, piles, prostrate, arthritis, migraine, thyroid, ulcer, acidity, constipation, gynecological problems, ear and nose problems, abortion and several other diseases. The analysis of cow urine has shown that it contains nitrogen, Sulfur, phosphate, sodium, manganese, carbolic acid, iron, silic

My "want A Happy Hour" Bulletin
WANT_A _HAPPY_HOURI am doing my second Happy Hour Contest since my first one was a great successLike the last one all you do is contact me at the link below, and send me the link of a S.F.W. picture that i can Save and upload to the contest folder, My last contest i had 30 people i would love more this time around...As Before the contest is First to 50,000 comments will get a Happy hour.Of course you can bomb yourself, have friends bomb you, if you are apart of a family they may bomb you...PLEASE NOTE:To ensure that this doesn't last forever there will be a ending date, note if by this closing date no one has gotten the 50,000 comments required NO HAPPY HOUR will be given outStart DateFebruary 29nd9 PM cst/ 10 PM est7 PM Fubar TimeEnd DateApril 11th9 PM cst/ 10 PM est7 PM Fubar TimePlease Note:Once the folder is opened you are responsible for getting your own picture link to your picture to get people to comment your contest entry Any QuestionsClick Here To SendMe a Private Msg Click H

Stop This Shit
I FOUND THIS CRAP IN MY BULLETIN BOARD THIS MORNING: AS YOU CAN SEE BY THIS COMMENT I LEFT: THAT THIS SHIT HAS NO PLACE HERE, THAT PERSON IS NO LONGER A FRIEND. TAKE A HINT PEOPLE READ WHAT I SAID. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT CLICK HERE!!! BTW DON'T SHOUT ME LINKS TO LOUNGES OR OTHER BULLSHIT=AUTOMATIC BLOCK NUFF SAID

Perhaps
Perhaps I will write a quick story about Friday night after listening to the Sex Hypnosis CD to give you guys some insight on what it is all about and just how intense it can be sexually after being hypnotized.

Want To Own Me? Come Place Your Bids~!~!
Auction runs from Friday Feb.8th thru Feb. 22nd (7 pm pacific time/9 pm cst/10 est) Heres the link to bid on me This is what i have to offer~! Rate stash during HH Rate pics during HH Fu-Owned in name Fu-Owned by bidder's name in name Salute pictures: SFW Pimpouts: on page, in blog, in bulletins Add to family during "owned" time Top Friend during "owned" time Crush during "owned" time daily fu-gift daily comments keep you sh!tfaced Yahoo Messenger name tags of your name Pictures taken ONLY for them SFW 50 11s per day for 1 month(as long as i still have my VIP) Here are some of the things i can make (for you)

Texas Mother Of Slain Seawall Baby
02:16 AM CST on Wednesday, February 13, 2008 KHOU.com staff report Click on video for an update from 11 News reporter Shern-Min Chow The mother of a baby boy, whose body was found dumped near the Galveston Seawall last month, has been arrested by federal agents in New York. Brazoria County District Attorney Jeri Yenne confirmed to 11 News that Caren Kohberger was arrested by FBI agents Tuesday afternoon. A FBI spokeswoman said Kohberger was arrested after she was released from Bellevue Hospital’s mental ward Tuesday afternoon. She is being held in a New York City jail awaiting extradition back to Texas. Kohberger was wanted on charges that she handed her 3-month-old son over to the man who is accused of stomping the boy to death. Yenne filed endangerment charges against Kohberger last week. 11 NEWS Travis Mullis is charged with capital murder in the beating death of his baby son. The probable cause affidavit for the arrest warrant alleges that Kohberger han

Prison Are Full Of Childkillers
IM ON A ROLL TODAY DAMN IT .THERE WAS ANOTHER BABY MURDERED LAST NITE .WHY IN THE HELL SHOULD WE AS TAX PAYERS PAY TO HOUSE FEED AND CLOTH THESE ANIMALS ....... THEY MAKE MY STOMACH TURN .I GET SICK PHYSICALLY WHEN I HEAR ABOUT THIS .I THINK A BULLET TO THERE FREAKING HEAD IS TO GOOD FOR THEM ..... I THINK THIS COUNTRY IS LETTING THESE ANIMALS GET OUT OF PRISON TO EARLY AND I DO BELIEVE IF THEY HAVE MOLESTED A CHILD OR RAPED A WOMAN THERE HAS TO BE A BETTER WAY TO DEAL WITH THEM I SAY WE PUT THEM ON A DESERTED ISLAND WITH NO FOOD AND SALT WATER .AND LET THEM GO AT IT WITH EACH OTHER . SOON I WOULD HOPE THERE WOULD BE NONE LEFT.DO YOU KNOW IF YOU HAVE A CHILD MOLESTER LIVING NEXT DOOR TO YOU WATCH YOUR CHILDREN AND LOVE THEM WITH EVERTHING YOU HAVE .............IM SORRY IVE HAD THIS BOTTLED UP INSIDE FOR ALONG TIME AND NOW IM JUST PISSED .I WOULD BE THE FIRST TO PUT THE BULLET THROUGH THE ANIMALS HEAD IT WOULD BE SO EASY .....IF IN FACT YOU KNEW BEYOND A SHODOW OF DOUBT THAT WAS THE PE

What Life Of Mine...
I awake just to watch you pass So I have you stuck in my head for the rest of the day What life of mine... I don't even know who you really are and yet you own and I spend the rest of the day imagining your laugh... What life of mine... I don't know what to do, to be the air around you that touches your skin I just want to talk, I just want to know you Give me sometime to convience I just want to be your friend and Im dying to go out with you give me a sign, just give me a glance if your be my side, nothing else really matter I just want to be in your arms and I am dying To try your lips, red, and full of you... Just tell me alright... I stay up just to think of you, And if I sleep it's just to dream that your near... What life of mine... I have all of this love and it's just for you, And I could do with just looking at you another day... What life of mine... I don't know what to do, to be the air around you that touches your skin I just want to talk, I jus

I Was Tagged 3 Times Lol
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. WHEN IM TIRED I GET CRAZY HYPER. 2. I LOVE TO MAKE PEOPLE SMILE. 3. I ONCE CRIED CUZ OF A COMMERCIAL LOL 4. I HATE MY FEET. 5. CLOWNS SCARE ME LOL. 6. ( STEALING THIS FROM JUICY BUT CHANGING IT LOL) I LOVE DOING LAUNDRY.. BUT I HATE FOLDING AND PUTTING IT AWAY... 7. IM A PUSH OVER TO SAD EYES.. LOL.. DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT LOL... 8. I HAVE THE WORST MEMORY KNOW TO MAN LOL 9. I HAVE TO LISTEN TO MUSIC AT WORK.. OR I WILL SERIOUSLY START TO TWITCH LOL.. 10. I LOVE BALLONS DONT ASK ME WHY.. OK IM GOIN TO TAGG STACI SARA JUSTIN LICIA

Tagged
Ok I have been tagged and have to come up with 10 random things about me.....hmmmmmm ok lets give it a whirl...... 1. I did not pass my driving test until I was 42 2. I once wanted to be a priest.........yes..HONESTLY!!! 3. My one dream is to do route 66 on a harley 4. I once did a charity run dressed as a french maid....LOL. 5. I am truly in love with someone, she knows just who and one day may just realise it!!! 6. I would do anything for anyone accept die for them. 7. I am just as you all see me....warts and all 8. I do not watch TV...whats the point, nothing but rubbish. 9. I cried when John Travolta died in the film Phenomenon 10. The real me is not as complex as some would think, you just have to know me to understand that fully. WOW..Ok thats that over with....now your turn....BUT REMEMBER....you can not tag me back....so my 5 ppl are...... coeurblesse Mistress of Wolves Crystal Welcome to Joy" Christy So Gals.....over to you

I'm Up For Auction
Click this pic to place your bid....Good Luck!!!

What If...
If we woke up naked together, using only 3 words. What would you say? Tell me and pass this on to see how many crazy answers you get...

Different Kind Of Drug Problem!!!!
DIFFERENT DRUG PROBLEM These words appeared on the internet and was viewed by many readers. Many felt it would be appropriate for ALOT of readers. The other day, someone at a store in our town read that a metamphetamine lab had been found in an old farmhouse in the adjoining county and he asked me a rhetorical question, ‘Why didn’t we have a drug problem when you & I were growing up?’ I replied, I had a drug problem when I was young. I was drug to church, drug to family reunions and community socials no matter the weather. I was drug by my ears when I was disrespectful to adults. I was also drug to the woodshed when I disobeyed my parents, told a lie, brought home a bad report card, did not speak with respect, spoke ill of the teacher or the preacher, or if I didn’t put forth my best effort in everything that was asked of me. I was drug to the kitchen sink to have my mouth washed out with soap if I uttered a profanity. I was drug out to pull weeds in Mom’s garden and flower beds

I'm Here And Its Sooo Nice =-)
Hello my Fubar friends. I have arrived in Telluride and there is so much snow. Sun is hi in the sky and so is my spirits. Once I have my first smoke and a drink I'll be cruising for another sweet vacation. The New Sheridan Hotel is my home away from home. Its so good to be back here again. I'll upload all my new pics once I get home to share. Hope all is well for you all. Big hugs til I get back =-)

About My Brother
this is my brother brandon he just had heart surgery sunday morning n the doctor did say he was doing great but now he not doing great like he surpose to please pray for him with me thanx you so much love alway michelle

Teez Blog
Hottie Contest Host!!!@ fubar If you click that link you can see the hotties contest!Just go to his albums and you can see.There are alot of really good looking girls!I didnt enter cause i didnt know! but it would mean alot to me if you went for 15 or 20 minutes and dropped some comments to help TEEZ.She is in a sexy NAUGHTY SCHOOLGIRL outfit second row last pic.You cant miss it her sexy ass is showing! Every guy that drops her comments for awhile gets a pic of me in my new years sheer dress.i am practicaly naked!lol..so Just copy and paste anything hot in the comments to her pic!ty so much!

Way Behind On My Contest. Please Help
I an in a contest that ends on Feb 17th. First place is a VIP for a month or 7 day blast. I need to have at least 10000 comments but also have to win with the most comments. Currently way behind. Rates equal 5 comments. Please help and repost or make sticky. Thank you, David (repost of original by 'President Lincoln(DJ E-Pars' Mentor)Team TNT~Vigilante Radio & Original Love Shack Owner'' on '2008-02-06 18:31:17')

I Believe
Have a seat...relax...and read this slowly. It kind of sums up what life is all about I believe- That we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. I believe- That no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and, you must forgive them for that. I believe- That true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love. I believe- That you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I believe- That it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. I believe- That you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them. I believe- That you can keep going long after you can't. I believe- That we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel. I believe- That either you control your attitude or it controls you. I believe- That regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is

This Island Of Me
My tears they fall Like the lonely rain Alone in my head Tormented by my pain Behind the facade of a smile I hide my intense sorrow My own daily torture of What will come tomorrow? Incoherently I travel on this train called life A cavity replacing my soul The product of my strife I am my own island isolated yet not free I wonder how I became This island of me Copyright ©2008 Waynette M Redwing I wrote this about 5 years ago when I was going through a very tough time and had completely lost who I was due to the situation I was in.

Tag You're It
Ok I have been tagged and have to come up with 10 random things about me.....hmmmmmm ok lets give it a whirl...... 1. My names NOT Joey ...... 2. I AM a dad ....... 3. I DON'T live in CO. ....... 4. I WAS married .......... 5. I DON'T smoke crack ........ 6. I DO occasionally enjoy the "smell" of cocaine .. 7. I DON'T kick dogs ......... 8. I DO kick people ........ 9. I ALWAYS mean what I say ........... 10. I HARDLY ever say what I mean .......... WOW..Ok thats that over with ( harder than u might think ) ....now your turn....BUT REMEMBER....you can not tag me back....and u have to send a message or shout to your 5 telling them they have been tagged and to read your blog . so my 5 ppl are...... Wishes to Fly..... IMHELLBOUND... V!kka... ~*JessicA*~... & wt...? ...

Valentine's Day
So is it just me or does Valentine's Day really suck?So maybe it doesn't if you have someone you love and you get to spend the day together being romantic. However if you are single it is just a sucky reminder that you have yet to find a special person to share your life with. It can be sickening to see all the lovey dovey people out on this day and watch the constant commercials about all the things you can buy to show that person and everyone else in the world how much you love them. It is a shamelessly commercialized holiday that Hallmark is making a killing on. Btw Hallmark sucks too!!!! I think it is incredibly cruel to point out to people who have lost their loved ones or are not able to be with their loved ones, that this holiday is the end all be all way to show your love. So know that you all know I am a rambeling crazy person I will leave you with this... VALENTINE'S DAY SUCKS UNLESS YOU ARE HALLMARK!!!!!

How Absurd Is This?
I would toss my lover's salad before brushing my teeth with her toothbrush!

Fn People...
well ok today is my birthdayand i have had the shitest week ever i lose a friend got stood up a few times im brok and it seems like all my friends use me?? i guess i had my hopes set on high, i was supose to hang out with my girls tonight. we where going to go somewhere and have a few dranks, but one of my friends wanted to hang out and watch a movie.....so i asked my girls if it would be ok if i hung out with him cause i dont get to see him that often and we could go out later..they where cool with it told me it was my birthday be happy...so well he told me we could hang out after 6..it is now almost 9 and he wont answer my calls or my texts? you know its my birthday guys why do ppl have to do this one day a year i have to myself and i had to babysit and clean so much...im just so tryed of peoples shit you know they want so much out of my its killing me all i wanted was someone to be a true friend and the one person i thought was my true friend desides to ripe my heart out and dance o

Many Kiss's N Hug's Baby
LIKE THE SONG SAYS AND ITS TRUE BUT YOU KNOW , IM NOT GOING NO WHERE AND NEITHER IS MY HEART .ITS 8 MOS TOMORROW WE HAVE BEEN TOGETHER AND TO BE THATS AWSOME . " HAPPY VALENTINE' DAY N HAPPY ANNIVERSARY OF 8 MOS TOGETHER . FROM YOUR BABYDOLL CHERIE'

17000 To Win My First Ever Happy Hour
I needed 60000 comments to win my first HH and i am now at 43000 i'm on everyday and as i am out of comments i give rates bak to all my great helpers (ty again to all of them) I'm going now to holyday's house for a few from to morrow till sunday 25 of february and i've no internet there so yu will not see me since about one week on fubar. I give yu the link to my giveaway, perhaps it will be done when i will be back ? I wish yu all agreat Valentine's Day

A Little Bit About Me
OK I really don't like to do these about me things because 95% of the time no one reads it anyway BUT...I am going to put something you should know about me. I am 100% real I don't like games I HATE liars, I am who I am if you like me you'll grow to love me if not then guess you're gonna hate me because I don't make apologies for who I am. I am very honest and loyal to my friends, you r/f/a me great I'll do my best to return all love given me, but I'm only one person and can only do so much. Some guy got mad because I only rated one of his photos when he rated like 8 of mine. I do my best to return the same amount of love or more that is shown to but sometimes I am busy and just don't have the time to do it all. Anyway he got an attitude about it...got blocked came back on a bogus name and rated me and a couple of my photos 2,3,4 wow that hurt...NOT I still got points & I posted a bulletin letting my friends know so they wouldn't have to deal with his stupidity. This is a website it's

Basic Magical Protection
Basic Magickal Protection & Psychic Self-Defense. -------------------------------------------------- [posted in one of the groups i belong to] Merry Meet, all! Magic works. This is the first thing you have to learn. If you don't believe that magic gives you the power to reshape the universe, you're wasting your time. Because if you believe a spell or ritual won't work, it won't. Period. And if you do believe in the power of magic, then you need to realize that when you use it you are putting your hands on the same forces that move the tides and spawn tornadoes. And that by doing so, you have the potential to harm yourself or others. I have often compared working magic to rock climbing. It takes years of study and practice before you're ready to try it. It is fairly safe, if you know what you're doing and take appropriate safety precautions. At the same time, a mistake can ruin your whole day or worse. In this article, I will outline a few basic techniques for protect

For The Romantical Peoples.
Happy Valentine's Day true love cannot be found where it does not exist nor can it be hidden where it truly does :::♥love is friendship caught on fire♥::: :::♥it's friendship set to music♥:::

Friggin Tagggggged
The rules are: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 5 people to be tagged. No tag backs. 1. I have lived in 2 homes my entire life :) (soon to be three, damn moving sucks...lol) 2. Im the youngest of 4 children, oldest(only brother) is 50. 3. I was an auntie when I was 5 years old. 4. I love PARROTS :) 5. I write poetry, and songs. 6. I can be extremly emotional and sensitive. 7. I dont like most people, but the people I do care about I will walk to the end of the earth with :) 8. My family is the most important thing to me. Well and my feathered kids ....lol 9. This one time at band camp.... lol I love the color GREEN. 10. Im a JUNK FOOD JUNKIE ! 11. which happens to be my favorite number, is for my MISTERFEET...for Taggin my azzz. Up until I was 19 I always wore socks, nobody except probably my Mom saw my feet. As fate would have it I

Ive Been Tagged....again...grrrr ;p
I have been tagged again so I need to come up with 10 more thingz none of youz knowz bout me.... This is really cramping my mystique... 1. I wear my heart on my sleeve. 2. Brutally honest 3. Never smoked crack or shot heroin....everything else I have basically tried 4. I have a twin sister, her name is Brooklyn...yes yes Dallas and Brooklyn awwww (rolls eyes) My younger sisters name is Mercedes 5. Played a year of Junior A hockey up in the Peg (Winnepeg) 6. I hate pretentious broads 7. Really hating the pretentious phoneys on this site who are on my friends list. They come to my profile but do not rate or say anything. They just want me to see their status "New pics rate plz" And they will do it for 3 straight days until they figure out Im not gonna look anymore 8. I trust nobody but a very very select few in my life 9. My fav color was always purple but now its a combo of powder blue and yellow like the San Diego Chargers Jerseys...I'm designing a hockey

Tryin' To Catch Me Ridin' Dirty Fitness Machines
Look at these idiots... dollars to donuts they got those bodies doing other exercises. More collective energy is expended developing workout machines that can be used in the home while sitting down than collective energy will be spent using these contraptions by the target market. How lazy must you be to need an ab workout CHAIR? More engineering man hours go into figuring out how these devices will fold and fit under a bed than towards the mechanics of how these things will help trim a waistline. What's next, a fucking bicep curl hammock? Even more absurd are the belts that will give you an electric shock so you can sit around eating chee-tos while the pounds and inches just melt away. This is what they used to do to criminally mental patients once they figured out labotomys weren't the best idea and before they realized that it was inhumane. I'd like to juice one up to the level of a tazer gun, video some re-re trying it out and post that shit up on youtube.

A Valentine Is Nothing Like
A Valentine is nothing like A chocolate or a rose. For in a week these shall be gone, But Valentines remain. If love were always sweet to tongue Or fragrant to the nose, Each day would be like Valentine's, And we would go insane. A Valentine just hangs around Waiting to be kissed Long after special days have passed And every days are here. So one is wise to choose one well And chocolates to resist. For in the midst of mania It's nice to have one near.

My Best Friend
I have this wonderful best friend in the whole world, she is an amazing person who has gone thru some of the same shit as I have and maybe more. She is a strong person an excellant mother daughter and friend! I was able to connect with her over this past summer and now I live with her she has taught me to open my heart and soul again to friends and people in general I have lost alot of happy thoughts over the years and watching her go on in daily activities with a smile on her face has taught me to smile again my boys have never been happier were they are now her kids have taught my to be happy again were I have failed them jess and her kids have taught them. I feel like I am such a burden for her and everytime I have mentioned this to her she says I am wrong. When I am in pain ie my teeth I see her look at me with understanding and thoughts of making it all go away for me. Jess you have made me feel special again I love our freindship and would not trade it for the world. You are spec

Australian Slang
Australian slang a sparrows fart - at dawn (got to get up at a sparrows fart) ac/dc - bisexual arse over tit - fall heavily.. he fell arse over tit! arvo - afternoon ay? - dont u agree? awning over the toy shop - beer belly on a male person being on the knocker - being exactly right barbed wire- xxxx beer beaut! - ecxellent! berko - angry in an unreasonable way.. he went berko at me!! bit of alright - attractive person bizzo -business...none of your bizzo!!! black stump - long way away bloody oath! - yes!!!! blotto - very drunk blow me down! - expression of amazement boofhead - stupid person brown trouser job - frightening or scary came out like a shower of shit! - very fast! cark it - to die carpet grubs - children chuck a spaz - get angry clobber - clothes coffin nail - cigarette crikey! - unbeleivable! cooeeee! - gretting to someone at a distance crash hot - good..not feeling too crash hot today mate

Dear Valentine
Dear Valentine By: Treat Williams Dear Valentine, come away with me. If I had a day with you and you only, I would enjoy the simple things. The things that bring joy to the drudgery and the mundane, the things that, in the end, when time steals the rest away, are the only things we'll remember. I would paddle you across a still lake in a rowboat and read poetry to you until you fell asleep, and I would never ever think about the hours. Dear Valentine, if I had one day with you and you only, I would admire every line of your face, every strand of your hair, every graceful movement of your hands or your eyes or your body. If I had one perfect day. Don't you see, my heart beats only for you? Dear Valentine, these are the things I remember, my love... A warm hand, your warm breath, your warm mouth, your arms around mine. I remember feeling safe, ceaseless, like one person, the two of us, still, at rest, entwined. I remember how I felt the first time I kissed you. It felt like..

Writings
Shrouded in a fog of mystery I weave my tangled web Your blood is the foreplay Your insanity is my triumph. Notes: This is just a beginning thought, nothing finished. I just had to get it down.

Antidisestablishmentarism And My Thoughts On It
So around comes the farce that is Valentines day again, the day big business tells us we need to tell those close to us we love them. Now call me Mr Grumpy but i have a few problems with this day, and i will explain them. Firstly 'St Valentine' was a martyr, these in my book are never a good thing, be they Christian, Muslim or whatever. I hold people who will die for a book of fairy stories in quite low regard. To make things worse he was a Roman Catholic martyr, and i do have a major problem with the whole Roman Catholic church and it's set of child molesting, corrupt and backwards looking "staff", but what i really hate is the policy on condom use or lack of support for condom use in Africa. I also hate Chaucer, who made the whole dam day popular and i hate the fact that the church manipulated the day for its own ends (they invented the whole dam thing to piss of and undermine the Pagans). Another classic case of the church fucking everyone over for power and the coin. So

The Origination Of Valentine’s Day
The Lupercalia was a very ancient, Etruscan pastoral festival adopted by the Romans, observed on February 13 through February 15 to avert evil spirits and purify the city, releasing health and fertility. The Lupercalia was believed in antiquity to have some connection with the Ancient Greek festival of the Arcadian Lycaea (from Ancient Greek: λύκος – lykos, "wolf", Latin lupus) and the worship of Lycaean Pan, the Greek equivalent to Faunus, as instituted by Evander. The Lupercalia festival was in honor of the She-Wolf who suckled the infant orphans, Romulus and Remus, the founders of Rome. Explaining the name of the festival, Lupercalia, which translates out into "Wolf Festival." The festival was celebrated near the cave of Lupercal on the Palatine (where Rome was founded, see Livy, Book I), to expiate and purify new life in the Spring. The Lupercal cave, which had fallen into a state of decay, was rebuilt by Augustus; the celebration of the festival had bee

I Will Miss You
On Feb. 10th 2008, and she was buried yesterday. Someone very dear to me had Passed away. Someone that will leave an emptiness in my Heart. I will miss her dearly and I am not afraid To say she was the number lady in my life. I Love You Mom and I will greatly Miss You

Today Thru Monday
dont expect me to be online much until monday...maybe even monday. from what i'm being dragged into...or so i HEAR, this will be a weekend my cellphone should be out of my reach at all times. i'm sorry in advance to anyone who gets a drunk dial, but if you wanna know how to tell when i'm drunk, ask me why. my reason will be because either you or me or us are awsome. trust me. i drunk dialed one dude i knew from fubar and every reason i gave was cuz i was awsome. lol! so tonight, i'm going to hang out wit katelin. FIRST i need to get this paper done and hand it in around 5. but yea, me and katelin decided we didnt wanna spend vday in our respective rooms so we're going to her favorite restaurant and go see "step it up 2" cuz she wants to. i have no issue wit this. anything would be better than me driving (that would require me to clean off my car) or me sitting here while my roommate is out with her boytoy. hopefully she wont come back tonight and that will make it 3 night

Life As I Know It
Ok I am now in my 49th year of life, up till i was 21 i was a fit hardworking bloke (Blacksmith.in summer flour miller in winter) i worked out 3 or 4 times a week, then in middle of an English winter i fell 30ft and severly damaged my spine the muscle went to fat then my glands gave up so since then i have had a running battle with increasing weight gain,Today 14th feb I finaly got the letter to tell me they will operate to remove most of my stomach,in an effort to save my worthless lifeI go to see the specalist s to see how much novocain etc ill need, and here is the problem , i react to most drugs,but as i live on a constant drip of Morphine maybe ill get a better life afterwards, hey!! maybe ill walk again (( LOL some hope there))...so if your reading this , Thank you....just treat it as an old man rambling and smile xxx

Love Is In The Air
Happy Valentines Day everyone! I hope you all have someone to cuddle up to tonight or at least a stuffed teddy bear. I usually don't care too much about this day. But being on Fubar has made me realize how many people that don't have a valentine and it made me appreciate mine even more! I would rather receive chocolate over roses. Or pink roses over red. I am not into tradition. Surprises me on a Tuesday when it is raining instead of doing something you are supposed because it is a Holiday. I did get up this morning and find my card in front of the espresso machine. Apparently he knows that is a place I go to first when I wake up. I wonder why? lol It was really cute this morning. My son Anthony (the 15 yr. old) got up with his Dad and they went to the store so they could buy cards. He bought one for his girlfriend. Then he was all ready for school early! He also was dressed in a nice shirt with a collar, something he hasn't done in a long time! I was impresse

New Men's Valentine Day!!! .. Hahaha
NEW MENS VALENTINE'S DAY? Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Secretly...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. This is why a new holiday has been created. March 20th is now officially 'Steak, Blow job & Shut the Fuck Up Day.' Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so you ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak, a BJ & shut your mouth for the rest of the day! That's it! This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak, Blow job & Shut the Fuck Up Day will usher in a new age of love

Tagger
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourselfAt the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. I hate things like this...BUT this little "fuzzy bunny" added me to her list then shook her cute little ass at me as she hopped away. So now I have to. So here it goes. 1) I almost always have something camouflage on. 2) I have a really hard time falling asleep if I have any clothing on at all. 3) I get obsessed with anything new that I learn. I will practice until I can beat everyone I know. I will sit down with a puzzle or book and wont stop until it is finished. 4) I play/practice pool 6 days a week. 5) I live to make friends laugh and to insult/embarass morons. 6) I move

Our Bodies
Written Feb. 14th, 2008 Two years ago today my husband Gus was cremated. I decided last night however that as of today I will no longer associate that with Valentines Day. Gus wouldn't want that. I hear him saying "Sugar, I didn't save your life to watch you spend it wallowing in sorrow and self-pity. You saved my soul with your love and that's why I know you'll find better love, because that's what you deserve. So do me a favor, get out there where someone else who can appreciate the gorgeous, loving, giving, amazingly unique woman that we both know you are, can find you." Our Bodies Can Be Separated But Our Souls Can Not If You Can't Get Somebody Off Your mind, Maybe It's Because They Belong There... ALB 2-14-08 copyright ©2008 by the author. All rights reserved by author. PLEASE REMEMBER ME When all our tears have reached the sea Part of you will live in me Way down deep inside my heart The days keep coming without fail A new wind

A Poem
One day a loved one died. And on that clear, cold morning, in the warmth of her bedroom, the young girl was stuck with a pain of learning that sometime there isn't any more. No more hugs, no more lucky moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat, no more "just one minute" Sometimes, what we care about the most goes a way. Never to return before we can say good-bye or say " I love you" So while we have it... it's best we love it... and care for it & fix it when it's broken & take good care of it when it's sick. This is true for marriages... and friendship,.... and children with a bad report cards. And dogs with bad hips. And again parents & grandpaents. We keep them because they are worth it. Because we cherish them! Somethings we keep-- like a best friendwho moved away or a classmate we grew up with. There are just somethings that makes up happy, No matter what. Life is important, & so we keep them close.

2/14/08
"Too Late For Love" Somewhere in the distance I hear the bells ring Darkness settles on the town as the children start to sing The lady 'cross the street she shuts out the night There's a cast of thousands waiting as she turns out the light But it's too late, too late, too late Too late for love Yes it's too late too late, too late Too late for love London boys are staring as the girls go hand in hand With a pocket full of innocence, their entrance is grand And the Queen of the dream stands before them all She stretches out her hand as the curtains start to fall But it's too late, too late, too late Too late for love Yes it's too late too late, too late Too late for love Standing by the trapdoor aware of me and you Are the actor and the clown their waiting for their cue And there's a lady over there she's acting pretty cool But when it comes to playing life she's always playin' the fool But it's too late, too late, too late Too late for love Yes it's

Proven Again
So yet again, i , the good guy sit here, hurting. I guess I laugh and joke around so much that people don't understand that I actually have a heart and that heart actually has feelings. Well, guess what, I do , and those feelings are hurt right now. But fukk it, its all good, ya know.Water under the bridge. But, who the hell am I trying to kid, this chit hurts. It sux when you pour not only your OWN heart out to them, but also have them open up to you, or atleast you think they do. It hurts when you find someone and REALLY open up to them and feel that theres a connection...BAM SNAP BACK TO REALITY........what gets me is that it hurts every time. You'd think eventually your heart would build up scar tissue to the pain. Kinda like a carpenter, after he works with his hands enough, eventually they dont hurt so bad when he hits em with a hammer, or slams em in between two boards. So , thank you Angie in Ohio for showing me that dispite all the candy hearts, Hallmark cards, and FYI Flowers

You Know Who You Are This Is For You Sm
i think about you all the time day and night when im walking when im sleeping every minute of tha day you make me happy somehow just thinking about you calms me down a whole lot i want ot hold you in my arms just one last time if i could tears me up i can't realy talk to you all that much i wish i was spending this v day with you.You take the pain away . Sometimes i wish me and you can just go away and never look back spend the rest of our lives together i love you with all my haert even know we can't really talk to each other or hang out i love you so much oxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo muah 4 ever

Surgery
It's been nearly three weeks since I shattered my right wrist. Tomorrow I'm having surgery to screw a metal plate into the palm side to hold the bones together. They aren't staying where the ER Doc set them initially, they're getting worse every day and aren't healing. I'm told I will definitely have some loss of range of motion, but just how much remains to be seen.

"if" By Rudyard Kipling
If you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you; If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too; If you can wait and not be tired by waiting, Or, being lied about, don't deal in lies, Or, being hated, don't give way to hating, And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise; If you can dream - and not make dreams your master; If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim; If you can meet with triumph and disaster And treat those two imposters just the same; If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools, Or watch the things you gave your life to broken, And stoop and build 'em up with wornout tools; If you can make one heap of all your winnings And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss, And lose, and start again at your beginnings And never breath a word about your loss; If you can force your heart and nerve and sin

Best Ever...
For those who know me..You know that I am in the military. This June I was looking at having to retire from something that I have truly enjoyed doing for 24 years. The Navy has something that they call(HYT) High Year Tenure. Twenty four years is the maximum amount of time that a Chief Petty Officer can stay around in the Reserves. Well today I received the BEST Valentines Day present that one could ever get. And it was not flowers or candy.The Administration Department of my Reserve Det sent me an email. It was the Navy saying that I can stay in until February 2011. You could have knocked me over with a feather. A very small feather at that! Next project is to buy a house and finish up my Seabee Combat Warfare pin..... And also put a star on the top of my anchor (Senior Chief)!!! Did I say that I LOVE what I do in the Navy ?!?!

Behind The Hollywood Characters/eoisode 7
Well we are back with behind the scenes of our favorite hollywood characters of the "AUAD" (Against Under Age Drinking) "ADA" (Against Drug Abusing) and the "ASCD" (Against Senior Citizen Drivers). we have an exclusive report on our beloved Kristin Sortier. just last week our favorite character Kristin was caught by the police for underage drinking. this time it was for real, not an act but in real life caught in the act. red handed and tipsy at the most. boy were her hands red right after they slapped them cuffs and tossed her in the back of the police car. Our hollywood character obviously doesnt set the example of her important roll in real life. we have a picture of the mug shot that says fellony charge written all over The corperation that she was contracted to was broken, right after the inccident. The head executive of the corperation ( Cloie ) said she spoke to Danold Trump and he said i quote " This is an out rage, we cant have these out of control

Valentines
Hope everyone had a great Valentines day. Me, I spent my night rollin my little ass off on ecstasy.....yummmmm. Naked, handcuffed and blindfolded in the VIP Room of a strip club. Why do married guys go to strip clubs on Valentines.....they should be home fucking their wives........Oh, yeah no I get it, that's why they go to the strip club. For some reason married guys like ripping into my little body. Mark, made a ton of cash last night due to his blackmail. After I was cuffed to bar in the VIP Room one of Houston's finest enjoy beating the fuck out of me as he got his nuts. We know who was serving. Thank God Mark now has someone to Protect him. Mark knows he has me trapped, and every day he's making sure I know how helpless I am against him. What he is enjoying most of all is forcing me to match what he was paid. I'm still rollin my ass off. This shit was extremely strong. Stalker up date - lol I HAVE TO SLEEP FOR THAT. Hey guys I luv you all - Hope you a

Morphalicious(thanks Johnnydevil & Amnesia)
..sometimes good people get overlooked in the swarm of drama and selfishness that sometimes overcomes Fu and real life...good people should not be taken for granted nor their accomplishments and work overlooked...ever...period. So with that in mind, this awesome morph-maker took it upon himself to make me and mine a special morph for Valentine's Day and didnt even ask for anything in return...imagine that around here?..so with that in mind, I bring to you this Fubarian, and he'd be more than happy to make you all somethin as well, all ya have to do is ask...:D ~Morpheus01~" Extreme Morphs"@ fubar .....this bit of happy bought to you by: A m N e S i A@ fubar & Johnnydevil@ fubar (repost of original by 'Johnnydevil' on '2008-02-14 21:31:22') (repost of original by 'A m N e S i A' on '2008-02-14 21:33:05') (repost of original by '~ Echo Angel ~' on '2008-02-14 22:04:32')

Fubar The Cyber Bar
Ok so after an evening of drinking like a fish, two things have become apparent; I blog like a king when I've drank, and I'm really hung over! Thanks for understanding my way of thinking, and I'm back and ready to make shit real uncomfortable around here and raise as much hell as humanly possible! Now..... On to what I do best!!!!! CLUB Fubar: I have come to view the social scene here on Fubar as one big giant bar. There are so many complexities to meeting people on line, and I have found a way to liken it all the things we do, say, and act like when we go to a real bar. Did you pay your cover? Well order a beer and lets walk around this place together and see what the fuck is going on. Welcome to Club Fubar. The Opening Line = The First Fubar Email: These are actually very similar to one another. This is where you just try and say, "Hey, whats up?" but do it in some kind of original way if you hope on getting a response. But some tools, just like at

Tag Your It
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you... 1.I spent most of my life living overseas 2.I speak German 3.i am to this day afraid of the dark!! 4.I'm really bad at math..no really bad!! 5.I have ocd..I have a certain place for everything and when moved I get out of control!! (jr find this funny and likes to move shit around) 6.I've had a blood transfusion 7.I've been married twice. 8.I'm a recovering drug addict. 9.I have panic attacks when in a big crowed. 10.I eat mayo on my fries and put ketchup on EVERYTHING els!! (wow after reading this I think I might be a mess!! lol) who gets this, dj nilla sweetiepie trish lacey dj tazman

So Sick
I must have caught that bug that is floating around out here on the west coast. I am just feeling terrible all over. What a Valentine's Day... could not even enjoy it. So we have delayed it. Hopefully this weekend I will be feeling better to really enjoy the full IMPACT of a good Valentine's Day. I did give my husband his Sex CD to start planting hypnotic suggestions into his subconscious before we do have any fun. I am going to experiment with his fantasies using the CD to give him even greater satisfaction. Oh yeah... this is going to be FUN. But, after I am feeling better. Thanks for all the get well cards and bowls of soup from my friends on Fubar.

Tag Ur It
TAG YOU'RE IT !!!!! Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you... 1. I'M A HUG NIKKI SIXX FAN....LIKE U COULDN'T FIGURE THAT OUT BY LOOKIN' AT MAH PAGE...LOL 2. I SPEAK, READ AND WRITE FLUENT GERMAN...YAY ME...WHATEVA 3. I'M A REGISTERED NURSE AND ABSOLUTELY LUV MY JOB 4. I LIVE IN THE SOUTH, DRIVE A BIG ASS TRUCK, BUT AM PROLLY THE ONLY ONE THAT HAS ROCK N' ROLL BLASTIN 24/7 WHILE DRIVING 5. I'M A HUGE ADVOCATE FOR THE ETHICAL TREATMENT OF ANIMALS 6. I HAVE 3 HORSES, 2 GREAT DANES, 2 CATS, A MINIATURE PINCHER, BIRDS, FISH AND A HAMSTER...YES...I LIVE IN A ZOO 7. HMMM...WHAT ELSE.... 8. I LOVE TO READ 9. FAVORITE SHOWS....CSI VEGAS, GREYS ANATOMY, 48 HOURS 10. MY

2 Hours Left In $1,000,000 Challenge Contest
Just 2 hours are left, before the Valentine's Day $1,000,0000 Contest closes. Contest ends at 12 noon est today. We would like to say to the 3 contestants and to their bombing crews, "Thank you for letting this contest be drama free. We hope that everyone has had fun. We just wanted for everyone to have a chance to have fun and a fair, drama-free contest. Congratulations...you all have met that challenge and all were winners." Once the contest ends, we will post a bulletin and a blog announcing the end of the contest and the winners. Be on the lookout for another $1,000,000 Contest announcement in the next month. We will be holding another and hope that all contestants will join in that one along with a few more contestants. Again, Thank you all for making this a fun, drama-free contest. You all have been absolutely awesome!! Much Love & Respect, RebelBreed & Rebel Lady Founder & Co-founder of the Confederate Family

Be Mine
Be Mine I thought long and hard of what I'd write in this card. You already know how I feel I told you in "Seal the Deal". Things going the way they are I know you and I will go far. When we met I held back my desire now I feel it raging like a burning fire. So much to say in so little space I wish I could say this to your face. Sometimes the words just won't come I try and try and get none. Other times I feel inspired it's almost like I'm wired. Before you it had been awhile since I wrote anything in this style. Now that I have you I know exactly what to do. It's so easy to see all I've got to do is be me. No other person would ever do all I want is to be with you. I hope you take this as a sign I want you always to be mine. Be my Valentine! Written by: Michael Garcia For: My special someone

Rain Outside Of The Kwaj. Lodge
Rain outside of the Kwaj. Lodge

1 More Important Fact
I really felt the need to add this... My dad was 64 when I was born...I was his last pride and Joy...he died 6 months later!!!

My Fetishes...
So another useless ranting of mine... So I'm looking at all these fetishes. The most wacked out one is the drinking of blood while having sex with them. It's so twisted it is an instant block account for me. Maybe I'm just too much of an average Joe. Most of the fetish stuff does nothing, absolutely nothing for me. What I like? Besides brunettes followed by redheads? Well not and I mean NOT skinny women. For those of you guys who like Paris Hilton you show me that you've never been with a variety of women. A girl that skinny feels horrible pressed up against your body. Seriously, if I wanted to be uncomfortable I would go fine a steel rebarb and fuck it. She's got no shape, just the twiggly features of a 10/11 yr old and I have NO, NO desire for girls. Give me a woman. Every guy I've ever known who's really been in bed with all shapes and sizes no longer wants the twigs. No longer do they buy into that whole twig shapeless idea. America's Top Model? More like Ame

Dad
Mr. Willie B. Green August 8, 1930 - February 14, 2008 Visitation: Monday, February 18, 2008 from 7:00 - 9:00 p.m. at Cox Funeral Home Funeral service: Tuesday, February 19, 2008 at 2:00 p.m. at Cox Funeral Home Chapel

The Very Definition Of Strength
Fubby to the beautiful Deb **I Love you baby** xx@ fubar I came across this guys page a few weeks ago and I just wanted to share him with everyone. His name is Ross and he has terminal cancer. He's only got a limited time on this world but after reading his page and his blogs, I'm inspired by how he deals with it. He's in love with a woman called Deb and he shows it in everything he says. He's not afraid to tell her how he feels and he honestly seems like one of the nicest people around. I just want to ask anyone who reads this to go over to his page and have a read. This guy is a REAL man. Thanks everyone xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Help Level
Hey yo my homette Belle needs help to level she got like 8700 left roughly. Let's help yea? Beautiful Belle THE BBMILF---STALKED BY MASTERDRAGON!---@ fubar Appreciate it ~~SUPERMAN~~

My Love
I have this urge to write/type. I haven't had it in a very very long time. So I'm sitting here trying to think about what it is that i want to write/type. Theres only one thing on my mind right now and thats him. It's an amazing and scary thing to have someone just come into your life and steal your heart without you even knowing it. Then the reality hits you and you have one of those "holy shit I'm in love...how the fuck did that happen" moments. I've pretty much given up on even looking for a guy because they all turn out to be douche bags, stalkers, and/or losers. The whole thing started off as a joke and somehow turned into something more then that. He's quickly become one of the greatest people in my life. He's one of the few people that asks about whats going on in my life. When theres something wrong he helps me make sense of it. When I'm upset he calms me. He doesn't let me run away from anything. Instead he works through it with me. He's always on my mind. He makes me smile al

Lou's Hosting A Happy Hour
So my friend Lou is hosting the happy hour that's up next. I would so greatly appreciate it if you could stop by & at least rate his profile for me. You know if you tell me you showed some love his way I will return the love with ratings of my own or I'll toss a drink your way or perhaps both. Lou@ fubar Hugs & kisses to those that read & respond. To those that don't you know I love ya regardless!! ~*~XOXO~*~ Lizzy

Pullin My Hair Out!
OK So here is my day thus far. I've spent the entire damn day arguing with someone...over my house, my sister, money....I've had enough. Today is one of those days that I should have stayed in bed with the covers pulled up over my head. My roommate was laid off today which is fan-fucking-tabulous....I think I am going to start doing shots so that I may possibly chill the fuck out a little before I beat the ever living hell out of someone or something.

Lifes A Bitch
yeasterday was great for me yes I went to the doc which was kinda sucky but my wonderful husband went to the hospital chaplin and got him to marry us right there in the hospital in my pjs.well today i got on fubar and the guy who was supposed to fu own me got mad cause i wasnt on yeasterday and now wants his fubucks back.I dont have all of it cause I paid someone off I owed money to.I am going to give him his 300k fubucks back.So my day starts off bad.It gets worse of course.I finally heard from my lawyer who is not representing me any more and I have to get a new one by june 1st even though the trucker hasnt been caught.I was told the state put a lien on the insurance money I was going to use to get me a new car so now I cant get one.Im at the end of my rope.I cant take anymore.

Listen Up Here
im gettin tired tat ppl complaine bout ratin dem bac.. if i have da time i will rate em bac..i neva ever wud complaine bout shit like dat!!

There She Stood
There she stood She stood there, in the midnight air The moon beams shining in her hair They walked and hand in hand She talked and sometimes they would stand The lines on her face disappeared As she talked about her hopes and fears He held her tight and very tender Her shape looked so slender He held her safe and sound As her life became outward bound She let him know her better Her worries started to unfetter The years fell away from her face Young lines her face did grace She was held as she slept A new life to her crept The stress and fears were gone For now her life was a new song She was happier and did smile Because a friend went that extra mile R. Alford Stewart 4/11/2004

Y Do Ppl Tease Big Grls
Hi my name is Vickie and I am a bigger girl but i dont understand y ppl make fun of bigger girls i mean every one says that they are insucure bout themselves but you know it really hurts ppl and its just freakin retarded plz comment thx

Angel Of My Own
IN MEMORY ~ PRINCE OF DARKNESS Angel of My Own I’m happy as can be, An Angel watches over me. Keeping me safe each day, Guiding me all the way. I know I’m really special, Loved by my Guardian Angel. As Angel wings unfold, My riches aren’t of gold. Sprinkled with the Angel dust, So I believe and trust. I’ll never walk alone, I’ve an Angel of my own! Jessica Orrillo

Wanted To Say
I will be erasing my account as soon as my vip is up. I just don't have the time to keep up anymore I have met some great people and thanks for the friendship you can look me up on myspace under daysha220. Love to all, xoxo

Idiots Among Us...
(reconstructed from my best recollection) this is a conversation that occurred after i entered a yahoo chat room and proudly announced my presence by saying "hello lades. dam im so durnk an horny id even do me one them fagits". i had the following photo on my profile: ku_guy_24: hi angus_beef: howdy ku_guy_24: i'm horny too angus_beef: that's good cause im about to splode in my pants ku_guy_24: where are you at? angus_beef: i'm at daddy's pig farm ku_guy_24: no, i mean what town angus_beef: cempoplis angus_beef: centoprols ku_guy_24: i'm in lawrence. is that close to lawrence? angus_beef: bout 20 miles ku_guy_24: cool angus_beef: you wanna screw? c'mon boy... i ain't gonna hurt you. much... ku_guy_24: that's good. i like the rough stuff. angus_beef: you like getting kicked in the side when you're taking it in the ass, boy? ku_guy_24: please don't call me boy. i'm black, and it offends me when you call me that. angus_beef:

Painful Regrets....
I will never forget the days we once had, The days when you were everything to me. My mind used to tell me we'd be together forever, But now I realize that was all a big dream. The feelings I have for you will never go... I wish I could take back that one regretful day, The day when I willingly let you slide from my arms. Never did I think of the astonishing pain of regrets, That I would once have to live through. The thought of you in someone else's arms, Makes my heart shatter into a million pieces. I sometimes wonder if you still love me as much as i do you, Or if to you, our perfect love is forever gone. I wish so very much that one day we can have it all again... But for now, I'll sit here silently, Remembering all the memories we once shared. Everyday my love grows much stronger... Hoping that one day you will take me back, And put back the pieces of my broken heart. ============================================ There once was a time if I just closed my eye

When The Lord Made Paramedics
When The Lord Made Paramedics When the Lord made Paramedics, he was into his sixth day of overtime when an angel appeared and said, "You're doing a lot of fiddling around on this one." And the Lord said, "Have you read the specs on this order? A paramedic has to be able to carry an injured person up a wet, grassy hill in the dark, dodge stray bullets to reach a dying child unarmed, enter homes the health inspector wouldn't touch, and not wrinkle his uniform." " He has to be able to lift 3 times his own weight, crawl into wrecked cars with barely enough room to move, and console a grieving mother as he is doing CPR on a baby he knows will never breath again." "He has to be in top mental condition at all times, running on no sleep, black coffee and half-eaten meals. And he has to have six pairs of hands." The angel shook her head slowly and said, "Six pairs of hands...no way." "It's not the hands that are causing me problems," said the Lord, "It's the three pairs of eyes a medic has to

Update On My Niece
Ok I'm seriously tired so I'm going to try to keep this short. They released Kylie from the hospital today, I'm happy she's home but at the same time it worries me. She is still having a LOT of seizures and having to be give emergency medication anywhere to every other day sometimes everyday and on days like today twice a day. The emergency medication is $100 dollars for TWO doses. Not to mention they haven't even been able to get the money together for the monitors to monitor her at night so someone isn't having to stay awake watching her 24/7. Please keep up the prayers especially now that they are back home for the seizures to at LEAST not be so many. And that the doctors will soon find a better way to control them so she won't be having 20-50 a day. Thank you everyone for your prayers for my darling niece who for those of you that don't know just turned 5 months old on the 11th.

My Family Here On Fu Bar
I started on Jan. 2nd going thru my family list and removing all the people that have been nothing close to friends let alone family like. This morning I have finally finished removing and adding. Some of my remaining family have been a bit impatient and now you all will know where my truest friends and even my one possible love interest stands in my heart here on fubar . Next is the friends list. Anna

Wtf Have I Done!?!?!
Hey there loves. I have gone and done something so insanely stupid and now I need the help of my friends. I entered into a fubucks giveaway sponsored by none other than the wonderful Stephanie Lynn. If I get 45,000 comments on my photo in 6 weeks I get 5 million fubucks. That would give me enough to see a spotlight in my near future. I just want it once to be able to say I had it. After this I am so over bombing contests. LOL. So what do you say? Will you help me? Yes? Okay, here's what you do. Stephanie Lynn@ fubar This is Stephanie Lynn. She is awesome and holds the very best contests fubar has to offer. She asks that you add her as a friend in order to help me. A rate and fan would be sweet of you too. Alright... friends with Steph? Great. Now just click the above picture and it will take you straight to my photo. Bombs away! Thank you in advance for anyone who leaves even one comment. Every one counts. If this isn't really your thing I completely understand. A

Hot Monkey Sex
Hope everyone had a Happy Valentine's Day :) Turn up the volume. REL

Wanna Vote
Prove your intelligent and vote Republican

Broken Heart
BROKEN HEART WRITTEN BY CHARMED 2/15/08 YOU GIVE YOUR HEART OPENLY YOU THINK THE ONES YOU LOVE WILL NEVER BREAK IT, OR RIP IT OUT YOUR CHEST. YOU GIVE IT CUZ THAT IS HOW YOU FEEL, YOU LOVE THEM. YOU ARE THERE FOR THEM. EVEN WHEN THEY ARE NOT FOR YOU. WHY DO U DO THIS? DO U HAVE TO? OUR DO U DO IT CUZ YOU WANT TO? WELL I DO IT CUZ ITS ME. FAMILY AND FRIENDS ARE IMPORTANT. EVEN WHEN U ARE NOT HERE FOR ME, I WILL BE THERE FOR YOU. I KNOW THAT IM NOT AS IMPORTANT AS THE ONES YOU TRUELY LOVE, BUT I LOVE YOU. I WOULD DO WHAT EVER YOU NEED ME TO DO. IF YOU ARE SAD, I WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH. IF YOU ARE MAD I WILL MAKE YOU HAPPY, AND IF YOU ARE LONELY I WILL BE THERE TO KEEP U COMPANY. THEN WHY IS IT THE WAY I LOVE YOU, YOU DONT SHOW IT. WHY AM I FORGOTTEN TO BE INVITED TO A WEDDING, OR A BAPTISUM. OR JUS A GET TOGETHER TO JUS HANG OUT. I KNOW THAT IM JUS PLAIN ME. I HAVE NO RICHES. I HAVE NO FAMOUS FRIENDS, I DONT HANG OUT WITH IMPORTANT P

Have You Fu-barred Your Bouncer Today?
I've recently had the pleasure of interacting with a very decent guy who also happens to be a Bouncer. A friend of mine who has had some trouble navigating fubar and understanding some of it's requirements spoke to me this morning. She raved about a very nice man, Sgt. Tex, who went out of his way to answer her questions and make her feel welcome here. He didn't have to go out of his way. He could have answered whatever question she had and moved on, but he took the time to recognize that she is a person and made her feel special because he truly made her his only priority at that point in time. I've held a similar job on a different site and all too often you get slammed for the bad aspects of the job and never acknowledged for the good that you do. The bouncers are easy to make fun of and pick on, but if you can then the next time you see a bouncer take a second, say hello and thank them for the great job they do in keeping fubar a fun and enjoyable place to be. Sgt Tex, my ha

A Sadden Heart
My heart aches as death raises in me My sadden heart Beats with hope of deaths sweet embrace My heart can hardly wait to leave the sadden place behind You always leave and disappear and leave me to my sadden heart and my empty bleeding heart No matter how hard I try you are never Happy and you always leave and this is not my world my home my happy heart its my dark and sadden heart and my blood shed tears for the longing of a warm sweet touch of the purest love one can get.

Passion
Passion Runs threw my veins as we touch for the first time Passion flows threw us when we kiss and make love Passion runs threw me as the blade touches my skin as you left again. I feel the passion of the pain when i feel the blood run down my arm and falls on the floor. Passion comes in many forums. It comes in rough sex, pain, pleasure,kissing,touching.killing,holding on to something that is not really there anymore. But the most Passoin I feel is when me and some one i hold close have the most passionate sex one can have.

A Poem My Daughter Wrote.
I'm Beautiful, & I'm Kind, I speak what's on my mind, I'm precious & I'm sweet, Please don't walk all over me, I'm funny & I'm smart, I won't let you break my heart, I'm everything I want to be! But...I'm not anyone except for me, I like to laugh & I love to smile, I'd like it if you'd stick around for awhile, I've been hurt but...I'm not broken,. There's too many words I've left unspoken

Hummmm
So how does one get in with all the popular people? I've always wondered. What am I doing wrong? I will never know. And thats O.K. ... I guess. If you're bored - feel free to hit up my stash with some luv.

Stop Child Abuse
Increased awareness of abuse It's important we get the facts about child abuse, so we're aware of the dangers and can protect our children, but it's just as vital we don't panic and overprotect them. Types of abuse There are four main types of abuse: Physical - when parents or other adults deliberately injure a child or do nothing to prevent it. This not only includes physical violence but also giving children alcohol or drugs. The most serious cases can result in brain damage and even death. Emotional - when parents continuously fail to show love and affection to a child. This might include sarcasm, threats, criticism, yelling and taunting. The effects are serious and long-lasting. Neglect - when parents fail to meet a child's basic needs for food, warmth, clothing or medical attention. Neglected children may be very withdrawn or very aggressive, and can develop health problems or have difficulty coping at school. Sexual - when an adult, or sometimes an older child, uses a