Well I been thinking alot lately and I have finally compiled a list of my own personal "Never to Do's" .. in no uncertain order.
1. Never put a man on the spot.
2. Never make your GF the brunt of your jokes.
3. Never Lie to your GF, she is smarter than you and you will be caught.
4. Never tell the truth to your GF when the answer will be hurtful to her even in jest.
5. Never tell your Boss to get fucked, unless you mean it.
6. Never gamble on your grocery money.
7. Never go to sleep angry youll just wake up pissed off again.
8. Never call a Cop a Pig to his face, wait till he gets back in his car.
9. Never fight over things you can easily replace.
10. Never stop watching her sleep.
11. Never stop Learning.
12. Never play the follower.
13. Never play the fool.
14. Never start a list of 100, they will only read 10 or so at best.
15. Never burn a bridge you cant rebuild.
16. Never stop going the extra mile.
17. Never stop ALL of your childish ways as they keep you young once you grow old.
18. Never stick your nipples to jumper cables.
20. Never point an unloaded gun at someone.(bullets are in the top drawer)
21. Never assume she will __________.(she hates it when you do that)
22. Never believe her when she says "Go ahead, Its ok."
23. Never get too messed up to defend yourself.
24. Never 2nd guess yourself. (unless you known for making mistakes the first time.)
25. Never forget to tell loved ones "I love you" .
26. Never turn the channel when football is on. (Accident? They dont happen during football games!)
27. Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.
28. Never forget where you came from.
29. Never forget to go back there sometimes.
30. Never forget your NOT ALONE.
