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Tax Refunds On Donations 4 Spotlight
As most of you know, I am taking donations 4 spotlight for breast cancer awareness...see other blogs for details. The thing I have heard the most from people who want to but haven't is the 20% rate FuPal adds to the transaction. Taking effect today, I will be giving that 20% back as a tax deductible rebate for helping me out, so if you donated 10000000 to me for example, you'd get 200000 back. So feel free to have that burden raised from your shoulders and as always, think pink.

The Under 30 Crowd
THE SPOILED UNDER-30 CROWD!!! If you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!! When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning Uphill... barefoot... BOTH ways Yadda, yadda, yadda And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it! But now that... I'm over the ripe old age of thirty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today. You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a Utopia! And I hate to say it but you kids today you don't know how good you've got it! I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have The Internet. If we wanted to know something, We had to go to the library and look i

Change Is Good
So I created my account on here in October but didn't get active until December. And I got active with vigor. I did what alot of people do when they first get on here. I looked and rated as many pics as I could, rated the blogs and stash, and blinged, fanned, friend'd, gifted and so on like a madman. And it was fruitful in relationship to the motivation. To enjoy what the site has to offer for someone looking to get into trouble and level. Then I did, what I expect alot of people do as well. I started to come to the realization that much of this is faux. And if you take it seriously, then you are headed for dramatic results. And I got them. As a result my reaction to the praise, the rank, and the "love" began to morph into disgust and a general feeling of distrust. Which is not me. I trust and I prefer that approach. Perhaps not the best way to be in life and certainly not here, but the alternative has never had much merit to me. So I've evolved on fubar. Removed t

Why In The Hell
why in the hell do women feel that they have to play people in order to get what they want. is it not enough to be honest with people and be straight forward especially when the guy is willing to give them any and everything they have?

I Got Bucks & Bling!!
I've got money and bling with your name on it!!!! It's so easy...so here's the deal. I really wanna level and get past this level and make it to Godmama asap! So I've got several ways for you to get Bucks and bling! Below are links to some of my folders. Click em and rate em! Easy $5,000 for 10's during Happy Hour and 10,000 for 11's during Happy Hour! Thats easy right! I will be giving out some random blings as well! Or you can garentee yourself a bling, a drink & $50,000 FuBucks by rating all my pics!! (NSFW is excluded) PM me when you finish for Fubucks and Keep rating to get that bling! I already gave out 2 before even posting this!!! Mz.ÇµffêÐ Ðê§ïrê™ Your Next Ex GF

Sociology Experiement
So I got bored the other night and posted a personals ad on craigslist....All I can say is OMFG it really opened my eyes to how superficial people are. Now the reason I say people and not men is because woman are guilty of the same exact thing. Why is it that now a days everyone is judged and criticized for evey little thing. From looks, to size, to every little detail. Granted the posting started out as just being a joke, but it has raised alot of question in my mind as to whether or not there are still decent unattached men in the world. Don't get me wrong I know there are, but where are they? Far too many times I see my friends settling for someone they aren't happy with, just because they want someone to care about them. I myself am guilty of this. It roots back to severe self esteem and insecurity issues, but working past those I have found alot that I was missing in my life previously. Ok Back on Track.... Here is a copy of the posting.... Don't laugh too hard, but I figure

Hot Love
I can just imagine- we go to a restaurant for a delicioud meal, I know she is not wearing knickers under her skirt she has on, her pussy is slightly moist from knowing that I know she has no underwear on. We finish our meal, get the bill and make our way back to the car. We drive a round for awhile. S he has her hand on my leg, stroking gently up and down, teasing with a brushing touch on my balls which are covered by my jeans and only my jeans. My cock is getting stiff with anticaption.she moves her hand to my flies and button, they come undone very easily and she now has access to my total erect member, she touches softly and teasingly again, knowing that I can’t wait to be sucked and fucked by her dripping pussy.But before I get deep and wet I want to bury my face in her crotch, lapping up those juices with my tongue, and nibbling at her lips and clit, but this was all to happen soon, first we find a good spot for our littlr after dinner excursion. A little later we find a per

Stop
stop telling me that your single and you cant find no one because no one wants you you choose to be single because other people dont fit your image people are so damn picky about every single thing about a person any more they forget to look whats in the persons heart and how well they treat that person iam just tire of a few people who shoutbox me it was ok for a bet but damn now its starting to piss me off so stop

Absence Of Heart
Absence of Heart Darkness lurks within depth of heart. Gone from home is your heart. Uninhabited is your conscious of truth. Devoid to feelings in words you use to gain your way. How can life or love be so exempted from your heart? Your heart has no existence to dare understance of my love. Missing is the compassion to see, hear and feel my words to you. Absence of heart is nothing but dull endless wandering abyss of selfishness. Your body is without residence of heart of reality. Contents filled only with self serving needs. Nowhere to be found…. Can your heart be? Omitted is the chance to dare love within my glowing light. Unoccupied will your heart always be from my love. Absence of heart is forever lost to me. ©2009 Firestar

Founders Message
Dear Members, Over the course of the last week and a half there has been a very steep decline in active participation on help of the blogs. Please rember we are here to help others. Lets all kindly get back up to the speed and make an effort we once had. Thanks, Dave Founder Llama Levelers

Jen And Nicole Cont'd
It was the silence that woke me. We hadn't turned on the the fans when we'd started playing, so once rested the silence in the room became unbearable. My eyes opened slowly, and as my mind shook off the sense dulling effects of sleep I began to notice things. I noticed Jen, spooned against my back, arm draped over me, her head nuzzled into the space where the back of my neck meets my shoulder. As she's not generally a cuddler in her sleep i found it to be a pleasant surprise. The other thing I noticed, also a pleasant surprise, was the woman I was holding in my arms. Nicole was facing me, her arms pinned between us, her palms resting on my chest. My cheek was resting against her forehead, and as I squinted I could just make out her features by the dim red light of my bedside clock. The three of us were covered in the thick green comforter Jen and I had gotten when we married. Surely it was her doing, she can't stand to sleep uncovered. I lifted my head slightly to see the time, it was

Be My Valentine?
Starting tonight One of the hottest men on fubar is up for auction!! I'm sure you're saying to yourself.. Who is it? It's This lovely guy below! Yup, It's Burg! This amazing man is worth owning. Who wouldn't want him as a Valentine? Now the auction ends saturday feb 14th 11pm est. So what are you waiting for,Click the pic below to bid on him. If you arent gonna bid, Please at least go rate the pic. Dont forget to show the host some love too!! This has been brought to you by ☆ αɾïвøø☆ Head of Graphics @Liquid City Ent☆@ fubar

Just A Quickie
Just a quickie to let people know whats going on in my life... All of you know the MAJOR problems I have had with the car since I got it in November. Well obviously there is a short somewhere that is causing the battery to drain all the time, so while it sits, the positive cable is pulled off. Last week I got a letter from Child Support saying it was a Certification of Suspension of my license, UGH!! Bad enough I can't get the car going good enough to look for a job that they have to suspend me as well? Then this week, I got notification that they were gonna hold funds that were in my bank acct, luckily I got the little that was in there withdrawn before the hold went on. GET THIS, all I am behind on is 1,077!!! Ugh! Well yesterday I did call CS and they sent me a letter stating if I sign this promise to pay 30 a month that when they get the letter back and the first payment they will release my license back. Sucky thing is, I will have to pay a $75 reinstatement fee to DOL. Yesterday

You Know You Are Living In 2009....
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2009 when... 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. 7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go get it. 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. 11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : ) 12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 13. Even wor

Me, Myself, And I
IM FULLY AWARE THAT PEOPLE DON'T TAKE THE TIME TO READ THESE BUT SINCE I CAN'T WRITE EVERYTHING ON MY PAGE, I THOUGHT ID POST A BLOG TELLING A LITTLE BIT ABOUT MYSELF. HMMMMMMMM WHERE TO START??? HOW ABOUT A LITTLE LIST 25, SINGLE, NO KIDS, BUT I HAVE FISH HEHE I CAN BE SELFISH, BUT IM VERY CARING I VALUE THE SMALL THINGS IN LIFE I BELIEVE THAT EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON I PEE IN THE SHOWER AND LIKE IT MY FAVORITE PHYSICAL FEATURE ARE MY EYES THEY ARE HAZEL I FREQUENTLY CHANGE MY HAIR, I GUESS ITS ONE OF THE WAYS I ENJOY EXPRESSING MYSELF I VALUE BEING ABLE TO EXPRESS MYSELF IF I COULDN'T I BELIEVE ID DIE IM VERY EXTROVERTED I GIVE OFF THE IMPRESSION OF BEING VERY OPEN, WHICH I AM BUT ONLY WHAT I REALLY WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW I ENJOY MOVIES THAT MAKE ME CRY I LOVE VARIETY (THE MEN I DATE, FOOD I EAT, MUSIC I LISTEN TO, ETC. I REFUSE TO LIVE INSIDE OF A BOX) I ENJOY BEING SEXY AND I DONT APOLOGIZE FOR WANTING PEOPLE TO WANT ME IM BRUTALLY HONEST I LOVE TO DANCE I A

Life
ME FOR WHAT I AM The rose is a symbol of love and The light a symbol of purity And black the color of darkness LOVE LIGHT AND DARKNESS I have always been Beauty And Love so this picture is a vivid description of who, what I am. Even though the love I hold inside will never die I am blue because there is not a day I do not cry there is a light that shines in me so bright it can pierce the darkness of my sins darkness of my sins. I have the ability to hear the words not spoken to see the hurt, pain and suffering in people and animals other than my own. I truly believe we are all equals that no one is less than their will to want to make a better life. Not only for themselves for everyone. I believe in you could you find it in your heart to believe in me as well? Together we can make the world a place we may live in harmony. Remove the extra an after the people and will see for what you truly are the rose of that shine's bright in the sun

Turkey N Veggie Stew With Dumplings
turkey n veggie stew wth dumplings 3 to 4 turkey legs 2 Tsp of vegtable oi 1 large onion [ diced] 3 carrots [sliced] 2 stalks celery [sliced] 1/2 lb mushrooms[sliced] 4 cups chicken broth [or make your own from boulion cubes and water] 4 or 5 good size potatoes[ cut into large chunks] 1/2 parsnip [optional] 1Tsp of fresh thyme or parsley 1 cup milk 1/2 to 1 cup of peas salt n pepper to taste cook the turkey legs in a skillet with oil till browned but not cooked through in another pot or slow cooker add the broth , potatoes , parsnip, and parsley or thyme cover and bring to a boil reduce heat to medium low and cook for about 10 minutes in a bowl blend flour, milk untill smooth stir into stew cook for about 5 minutes till thickened add the peas add the turkey that you have been browning Dumplings 1-1/2 cups flour 2 tsp baking powder 1/2 tsp salt 2 Tsp cold butter 3 Tsp of chopped parsley or chives or green onion in bowl sift flour baking powder and salt

Break Time
Hello fu peeps, just a quick message to let yoo know that i might not be on for a few days. For those who know me well they will understand, been a hectic week and a half so i'm going to just kick back and relax for a few days, well relax as much as a can since the wee one isn't feeling too well. I'll be back before you know it. hugsss Lo Lo x

The Closer.........
My baby, my baby, my baby, my love Come a little closer so we can see into the eyes of love Just a little a closer let me speak to you I wanna softly tell you something Here I am-- I just want you to come closer Come a little closer let me whisper in your ear ‘Cause I wanna tell you something Move a little a little closer we can celebrate The way we feel about each other’s lovin’… Wanna tell you words, words of love Words that make you wanna………..

616k To Godmother!!!
Starshine is running 11s right now and is trying to Godmother...she is only 616k away! Show her love!!! ~♥StarShine♥~2nd Alarm Hotties~ Fu-Wifey 2 »-(¯`v´¯)-»þ®ÌÑÇ€§$ ®Ã¢H€£Âññ3208»-(¯`v´¯)-@ fubar

Love
Too love so completely you hurt for all they do is this really worth it? To give yourself and feel lonely still is it worth it? Love can be the greatest thing yet also be the cause of so much pain, so is it worth it?

Gives You Hell
I wake up every evening With a big smile on my face And it never feels out of place And you're still probably working At a nine to five pace I wonder how bad that tastes When you see my face Hope it gives you hell Hope it gives you hell When you walk my way Hope it gives you hell Hope it gives you hell Now where's your picket fence love And where's that shiny car And did it ever get you far You never seemed so tense love I've never seen you fall so hard Do you know where you are And truth be told I miss you And truth be told I'm lying When you see my face Hope it gives you hell Hope it gives you hell When you walk my way Hope it gives you hell Hope it gives you hell If you find a man that's worth a damn and treats you well Then he's a fool you're just as well Hope it gives you hell Hope it gives you hell Tomorrow you'll be thinking to yourself Where'd it all go wrong? But the list goes on and on And truth be told I miss you And truth be t

Who Wants My Hand? On Ya Azzz Bebe
Incase you have not already tired to marry me you will see I have it set that no one can. However that does not mean I am not accepting applications or proposals I should say. I am not easy and or cheep to come by. The first 10,000,000 fubucks will have me as their wife.. it will show up in the spot in profile that says fu married to and next to your name if you want it to but it will NOT be next to my name at the top of my page.. Thats what it is and will stay that way.. So come on boys and more so girls who wants my hand on their azz the most? Nibbles N Lixxxsss April

When Depression Owns The Heart
It's a depression so deep it finds a way into the soul. Traveling through every pore of your heart. A depression so enlarged, it encompasses every bit of your reality. Leaving that reality, a mere cloudy memory. A depression so dense, it compresses every will you once had. Bowing you down to accept that will, as it's own. A depression so devious it takes you piece by piece. Consuming each piece, day by day. A depression so truly disheartening, it leaves you, with no other emotions. A depression so dangerous, it slaughters, everything, inside, of you.

Be A Butterfly Person
My path represents Peace, Love, Beauty, Harmony, Divine Faith and Balance… and I am a Butterfly Person. You may ask… “What is a Butterfly Person?” The butterfly has been used as a symbol for the human soul since ancient times. It represents the physical metamorphosis of a butterfly, which has been compared to the transformation process of spiritual rebirth. A Butterfly Person starts life as an egg and we are unconscious of our path, and suffer many injustices due to our vulnerability. We hatch as a helpless little caterpillar, driven by an uncontrollable hunger. We are obedient and never questioning the rules we simply do what we can to satisfy our hunger. We are at the mercy of our environment. When we are in the caterpillar stage of transformation, we may step over others in our path in order to reach our ego-centered goals. One day something happens and we are wrapped in a loving blanket of transformation. In the cocoon stage it is a time of rest

Kahlil Gibran – From "the Prophet" ... Self-knowledge
And a man said, "Speak to us of Self-Knowledge." And he answered, saying: Your hearts know in silence the secrets of the days and the nights. But your ears thirst for the sound of your heart's knowledge. You would know in words that which you have always know in thought. You would touch with your fingers the naked body of your dreams. And it is well you should. The hidden well-spring of your soul must needs rise and run murmuring to the sea; And the treasure of your infinite depths would be revealed to your eyes. But let there be no scales to weigh your unknown treasure; And seek not the depths of your knowledge with staff or sounding line. For self is a sea boundless and measureless. Say not, "I have found the truth," but rather, "I have found a truth." Say not, "I have found the path of the soul." Say rather, "I have met the soul walking upon my path." For the soul walks upon all paths. The soul walks not upon a line, neither does it grow like a reed. Th

The Country Is Getting The Change It Voted For
The federal government today announced that it is changing it's emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM, because it more accurately reflects the government's policies and political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a false sense of security while you're actually being screwed! Here is the "change" you voted for...

My Yahoo Pingbox
Hello :) Now when I am signed into yahoo you can come to my page and chat with me on yahoo from there. You do not need to have my screen name or give me yours. You just need to enter a name...preferably your fubar name into the box (so that I know who I'm talking to) and then we can chat. It is only viewable to me and you. Hope to talk to you soon! The box is located in the "about me" section of my page.

Have You Ever...
Have you ever met someone and thought to yourself that they werent your type, but yet you gave them time that you took out of your busy schedule just to see what was there cause you seem interested but didnt know why? Have you ever had someone walk into your life unexpectedly and you fall hard for them? Have you ever met someone that seemed so true and so real that you let your guard down and let them get close to you? Have you ever dated someone who you thought in the beginning was just another guy, but yet you got attached and everything seemed right,..like he was the one? Have you ever fell for all the I love yous? The you are the only one? You are my sweetums? I love you with all my heart? You have no worries? I have...Then all of a sudden everything that you have experienced comes shattering down.. You start to feel like something isnt right. You start questioning all the lil things. You start hearing rumors and getting emails and messages saying he is lyin

Coldhearted?
It seems as of lately people have not been able to understand my way of thinking. I guess I may appear to come off as "cold-hearted". For starters; I question everything. It is my logical side. Even if there is not a puzzle in front of me. My brain will event one. It will work overtime until it finds something in my life to question. People don't seem to understand why I don't believe the bull most people dish out. Along with being logical; I have to see some things in order to believe it. Of course there is my other side that is caring and emotional. Sometimes my logical side kicks that sides ass.

Is This Where We Are Heading?
My friend Chris (family) sent me this article, knowing I spent 10 years in the USAF, all I could so is shake my head and say... Is this this sad or what? Please read the letter below and comment. True Story…….. Luke AFB is west of Phoenix and is rapidly being surrounded by civilization that complains about the noise from the base and its planes, forgetting that it was there long before they were. A certain lieutenant colonel at Luke AFB deserves a big pat on the back. Apparently, an individual who lives somewhere near Luke AFB wrote the local paper complaining about a group of F-16s that disturbed his/her day at the mall. When that individual read the response from a Luke AFB officer, it must Have st ung quite a bit. The complaint: 'Question of the day for Luke Air Force Base: Whom do we thank for the morning air show? Last Wednesday, at precisely 9:11 A.M, a tight formation of four F-16 jets made a low pass over Arrowhead Mall, continuing west over Bell Road at app

My Path
I reach out to you in love and friendship… and I beg you, please do not turn away. I may walk a different path, but it’s the path set before me… and I must stay. I do not ask that you join beside me… and mirror every step I make. For mine is not your path to walk… it is MINE alone to take. I only ask that when our paths cross… that we will be loving friends. And share the wisdom that we have gathered, along life’s confusing bends. Then perhaps one day our shared wisdom will alter the paths we take. And our paths will expand and blend… and we can walk together... on a path that… We Make

This Is What We Do If You Dont Like It Dont Come Back
The average age of the military man is 19 years. He is a short haired, tight-muscled kid who, under normal circumstances is considered by society as half man, half boy. Not yet dry behind the ears, not old enough to buy a beer, but old enough to die for his country. He never really cared much for work and he would rather wax his own car than wash his father's; but he has never collected unemployment either. He's a recent High School graduate; he was probably an average student, pursued some form of sport activities, drives a ten year old jalopy, and has a steady girlfriend that either broke up with him when he left, or swears to be waiting when he returns from half a world away. He listens to rock and roll or hip-hop or rap or jazz or swing and 155mm howitzer. He is 10 or 15 pounds lighter now than when he was at home because he is working or fighting from before dawn to well after dusk. He has trouble spelling, thus letter writing is a pain for him, but he can field strip a rifle

My Daughter,
she has a cough, I asked her, "do you want to go to school" normally she says YES or a cute way to say no, but she said SOOL! attempting to say school. so I can't say no to that. getting her ready for school!!!!!!!

My Birthday
3 October 1972 Your date of conception was on or about 11 January 1972 which was a Tuesday. You were born on a Tuesday under the astrological sign Libra. Your Life path number is 5. Your fortune cookie reads: Don't forget, you are always on our minds. Life Path Compatibility: You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 1, 5 & 7. You should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 3 & 9. You may or may not get along well with those with the Life Path number 8. You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 2, 4, 6, 11 & 22. The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2441593.5. The golden number for 1972 is 16. The epact number for 1972 is 14. The year 1972 was a leap year. Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 2/15/1972 and ending 2/2/1973. You were born in the Chinese year of the Rat. Your Native American Zodiac sign is Raven; your plant is Ivy. You were born in the Egyptian month of Choiach,

I Can Wait Forever
I know that someone is there for you loving you caring for you i know that im no match for his charm to his good looks but i got one thing that he can't do when there is no one to love you when everyone else leave's you behind just look back and you'll see me standing you know that i can wait forever for your undying love...

Becoming
Becoming I'm always doing things for people I know, But to ask a favor of them, that can't be so, I will do anything for them, I aim to please, But they are pissing me off now, at ease Marine at ease. Taking advantage of my generosity, It's leading to a lot of animosity, They don't know what they are about to release, The devil inside me will be unleashed. Immeasurable amounts of rage, Inside me I keep caged, People will suffer without a doubt, If that which is in me, ever gets out. If it does, many will not speak to me again, For I know, I will send some to oblivion, I do not wish to hurt any of my friends, I want to keep the peace and make amends. Thus far the anger has remained unseen, But they will soon feel the wrath of this Marine, I could easily forgive and forget, When I am not being treated like a toilet. In the meantime, the tides are turning, The nice guy inside is slowly burning, Soon he will cease to

Think To Be Free(poem)
All that was to be shall never truely exist Shall we be free or will the pain only persist Can you anwser the questions that time has made for us Or shall it always be... hidden from most of us would you persist to question. Or sit and learn the lesson? i don't think we understand, that knowledge is the true weapon. Can we finally come to be... free like our nation percieves. Would you like to exterminate me... Merely for stating my believes. The pain shall persist. If we don't find the reason... Of the the poisonous cyst. Are you listening or are you just another demon? All that was to be, Will never come to be. For we don't use our minds. To make us finally be free.

I Found The Missing Horseman
Curse up a storm. Note: if you post a comment that is offensive, adult or NSFW (Not Safe For Work), your account will deleted [?]Bouncer ID check, please type the characters you see in the image. I still hate Mel. ♥ ♥ That is all.

Poem7
Little angel from heaven Came down So precious And tiny For me to care For one little thing Can change me forever Having her With me from now Till she is grown Emotions I did not know I had Till I held such a tiny precious being She is my little angel from heaven And I thank you for giving me her So precious and small So full of love and innocence Not know the dangers around I shall protect you Best I can Little angel of mine

The Way Things Are And How They Should Be
What ever happened to the way things used to be? When the strong lived and the weak didn't. The days when the world wasn't so Nerf-like. In the old days you read about strong leaders, things being done, people working harder and family's stronger. In the days where discipline was key and there was respect for others. I think some things should be changed back. I think everyone deserves a little help. Its the world today thinks that everything should be handed to them. I'm tired of the blame game. Take responsibility for what you do, work for what you want. I'm not trying to say everything was perfect back then, but things were better.

The Apple
"This is the best apple I've ever had". He plunged his incisors into a thin red waxy skin, piercing it with a crisp popping sound and letting a stream of sweet juice run down his chin and drip onto his shirt. She looked up and smiled, revealing a perfect row of even ivory teeth. This sent shivers down his spine, and he felt hairs stand on the back of his neck. There was something about that smile that made him uneasy. With semi squinting icy grey eyes unchanged by the smile and transfixed on him in a way a predator might eye its prey, it was primal and cold, almost animalistic. All of a sudden, there was nothing. With a vertigo-like sensation of a failing vestibular system, a blanket of darkness fell over his eyes, immersing him into a complete and perfect nothingness, his brain buzzing with electrical connections going haywire. Unable to be supported by weakened joints, his limp body slowly folded onto the ground.

Help Somebody
Well grandaddy was a hillbilly scholar, blue collar of a man... He came from the school where "you didn't need nothin' if you couldn't make it with your own two hands" He was backwoods, backwards, used words like: no sir, yes ma'am, by god, be darned, hell yeah I'm American.. and all the years he walked this earth I swear all he did was work. He said the devil dreams on an idle horse so you listen to me squirt.. Don't get too high on the bottle, and get right with the man. Fight your fights, find your grace and all the things that you can't change, and help somebody if you can Now Granny said sonny stick to your guns if you believe in something no matter what cause it's better to be hated for who you are Than be loved for who you're not. She was 5 feet of concrete New York born and raised on a slick city street. She'll cold stare you down, stand her ground, still kickin' and screamin' at 93 I remember just how frail she looked in that hospital bed taking h

Female Drivers
A MAN WHO KNOWS HIS MATH writes: I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver, who cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and gave the woman the finger. "Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why:

Coward
APPARENTLY I PISSED IN YOUR WHEATIES AND DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I DID CUZ U DIDN'T TALK TO ME AND LET ME KNOW YOU WERE UPSET, SO YOU DECIDED TO JUST HACK MY OLD ACCOUNT AND 'GET EVEN'. THAT'S SO GROWN UP OF YOU AND ACTUALLY I HAVE TO THANK YOU, YOU DID ME A HUGE FAVOR. LOL. BUT I HAVE TO ASK, WHY BE SUCH A COWARD? HAVE YOU ALWAYS BEEN A THUMB SUCKING CRY BABY THAT JUST THINKS THEY CAN ERASE EVERYONE THAT TICKS YA OFF .... ? LOL COME TO ME NOW, IF YOU HAVE THE BALLS, AND LET'S DISCUSS OUR DIFFERENCES..... BE A REAL MAN/ OR WOMAN, AND GROW UP! INSTEAD OF HIDING BEHIND YOUR COMPUTER AND HACKING SKILLS. YEA, I'M CALLING YOU OUT....... UP FOR THE CHALLENGE? (BTW THIS IS BS REALLY, I'VE HAD PPL THREATEN MY LIFE, BURN DOWN MY HOME AND BEEN THROUGH MORE THAN YOU THINKK YOU COULD EVER PUT ME THROUGH, NOT TO MENTION A STROKE A LIL OVER 2 MONTHS AGO, IF YOU THINK FOR ONE SECOND THAT I'M GONNA LOSE SLEEP OR WORRY ABOUT YOU AND THIS LIL PETTY ASS GAME, THINK AGAIN) :D

Always...
Hotter than hell even in the dead of winter Got a bullet with my name on it Using my hate to burn away yours Melt the ice from my heart Can't wash away my pain I never got the chance to show you my love You perverted all I was I once said "Always" You forced my eyes to turn You think you know pain? Before I go I want you to feel the thorns I once asked you to save me How can you? You won't even save yourself I once sought your smile Now I seek your tears You tainted what I tried to give you My poison is now a weapon I will use my anger I'll make you see what you have lost Push your face into the mud Break your smile with a hammer hand Life's not fair Neither am I...

To My Bishes.
Hot Chocolate - You Sexy Thing I believe in miracles Where you from you sexy thing I believe in miracles Since you came along you sexy thing Where did you come from, baby How did ya' know I needed you How did ya' know I needed you so badly How did ya' know I'd give my heart gladly Yesterday, I was one of a lonely people Now you're lying close to me Making love to me I believe in miracles Where you from you sexy thing I believe in miracles Since you came along you sexy thing Where did you come from, angel How did ya' know that I'd be the one Did you know you're everything I've prayed for Did you know evey night and day for Every day needing love and satisfaction Now you're lying next to me, giving it to me I believe in miracles Where you from you sexy thing I believe in miracles Since you came along, you sexy thing Kiss me, you sexy thing Touch me, baby, you sexy thing I love the way you touch me, darlin' You sexy thing, it's extasy Yesterday, I

Stacieology
***********FOODOLOGY*************** What is your salad dressing of choice?? Italian What is your favorite sit-down restaurant Olive Garden. [i don't eat out much, lol] What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of? Chinese What are your pizza toppings of choice? Everything EXCEPT olives and sausage What do you like to put on your toast? Peanut butter Chocolate or Vanilla? Vanilla ***********TECHNOLOGY*************** How many televisions are in your house? 3 What color cell phone do you have? Black Do you have a laptop? Sure do ***************BIOLOGY****************** Are you right-handed or left-handed? Right Have you ever had anything removed from your body? lol, yes What is the last heavy item you lifted? My oldest son Have you ever been knocked unconscious? Nah ************BULLCRAPOLOGY************** If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? No If you could chang

Live And U Learn
Just when u think ur life is bad , You find someone whos life is much worse and it open ur eyes to whats around u and u relize the grass isn't alway greener on the other side,They just just put down a lil more fertilizer lol. Its a live and learn process, and its up to u to pass or fail. I choose to pass, and move to the head of the class, and I've learned to appreciate what I have in front of me, and just use more fertizer to keep the bad weeds away.

Some Very Special People
I just want to say thank you to a few people for the consistent help they have been generous enough to provide to me in my quest to level. I hope everyone goes and shows them some love. These are truly beautiful people and have been a real pleasure to get to know. ღ Hollieollieoxenfree@ fubar j-OnE©@ fubar Å★44a☆Gir£★™@ fubar Rachelicious@ fubar RedneckPrincess*Owner of Red Hot*CoOwner of Ice*FuWife&RL fiance to Mad@ fubar ~Jenn~ {R/L gf of Irishguy81}@ fubar Cut_Up_Angel ♥ Please Help Me Get a HappyHour, Link on Profile/InBlog♥@ fubar Ghost_in_the_Machine@ fubar ~*NO FAN NO ADD~*Tinkergirl101*~ Owned By DarkDragoon86~@ fubar envyME007@ fubar ד®ÎÇk¥ÐÏÇK~ÕwñÈRs~ÇA®°£vï$ï°Ñ63 & MÏ§t®É§§ GõdÈ§§~§Tà£kêÐ ß¥ ©Änðy Gi®£

Life And Love
An Entrapment My love, I have tried with all my being to grasp a form comparable to thine own, but nothing seems worthy; I know now why Shakespeare could not compare his love to a summer’s day. It would be a crime to denounce the beauty of such a creature as thee, to simply cast away the precision God had placed in forging you. Each facet of your being whether it physical or spiritual is an ensnarement from which there is no release. But I do not wish release. I wish to stay entrapped forever. With you for all eternity. Our hearts, always as one.

Moving Up Together?
> > Moving on up together??? Auto 11's will be on through 7pm EST (4pm Futime) Tomorrow, Wed., Jan.28th!!!!! C'mon over and level up!!!! There are more than 140k in points and Fubucks available here..

Oh The Humanity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Friday, December 22, 2006 Alright now I am pissed...I odered my food at 6pm they told me I would get it 45 minutes from then...Here it is at 7:44pm and I just called the chinese place and they told me it would be another 10 to 15 minutes for my fuckin chinese food to get here...I can under stand the 20 minute delay a another fuckin hour...and on top of this tragedy its my chinese food man...I LOVE CHINESE FOOD!!!!These people suffocate me with there delays and all this other bullshit...I cannot understand how a buisness can run like that I mean I really just can't it is so upsetting to not think about this and so iritating to forget about it at the same time...I was even contimplating on getting pizza and cheesy sticks...If I would have ordered from papa johns then everything would be ok and i would be eating my pizza right now...Oh let us not forget the sympathy I have to show when the driver shows up when you just wanna strangle them....GGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRR

Come And Join The Party (please Repost)
please come join the party at the hotel erotic corenixcore lounge just click on the link lets party http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=65653please come and have a good time with us its alot of fun and join are famiy Thank u so much from dj tinkerbellowner@hotel erotic corenixcore lounge see u soon

Douche Bag Of The Day Pt. 4
theunforgi...: u know that pic about the dead juggalo baby u can go fuckurself u cunt that was just an innocent baby u can go to hell u fucking asshole i dont care if i get booted off for this that was low what u did man an innocent child and u got no sympathy wait till u meet the dark carnaval u aint going to shangrala for that shit man fuck All that over a picture I posted in some juggacunt's mumm. Apparently, this clown (pun intended) doesn't know about punctuation.

Can You Finish Strong?
I woke up this morning feeling pretty happy...well actually after watching this video I still feel happy, just a little melancholy thinking about past stuff etc. that I know your all tired of hearing lol ...including me..but time heals all wounds right. I was sent this video from a relative...and really feel it is important for me to share with my friends, enemies, and fubar peops. It won't take long...it made me laugh...it made me cry...but...it has an important message we should all really keep close to our hearts. To my friends, and family you know how I am with the words I Love You...and no matter who thinks what when I say that, I say it for a reason...from my past...to my future...Today is the first day of the rest of your life..so I say it so God Forbid if anything ever happend to me...know that you were loved by me. Anyway...enough of my mushiness...please watch this for me I am also going to put it on my Stash, and send it to anyone you feel may need this to remind them

Hey Ya'll - Please Read
IF YOU HAVEN'T REJOINED THE NEW SWEETWATERS SALOON LOUNGE, YOU'RE NOT STAFF, REMOVE THE NAME FROM YOURS PLEASE. STAFF ARE THOSE THAT SHOW UP AND DO THEIR JOBS. NOTHIN PERSOMAL, JUST 'BUSINESS'. THANX FOR BEING A PART OF SWEETWATERS IF U WERE STAFF IN THE OLD SWEETWATERS, CONTACT ME AND REJOIN IF YOU'D LIKE TO STILL BE STAFF.

'twas The Night Before Tampa
'Twas the Night Before Tampa 'Twas the night before Tampa, when all through the town, Steeler's fans were ready for the Cardinals to go down; The flags and banners were all hung with care, All Over Tampa, with the Steelers there; The players were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of Super Bowl danced in their heads; With Tomlin in charge, I had a night cap, And settled down for one more night's nap; When down at Tampa there arose such a clatter, Cardinals fans wondered just what was the matter; For at the stadium there was a great flash, Someone had entered with no ticket, not any cash; The moon on the breast of the grass and the sand, Gave the luster of mid-day to the man with a towel in his hand; When what to their wondering eyes should appear, Who this man was, it became quite clear; The smoke from his cigar made the air gloomy, But they knew in a moment that it was Art Rooney; He held the

Wtf?
wat iz it wit dis stuff.. getting dis stuff in ma email all da time now.. i know dis is very tantalizing.. mmmm yes i like her but she's not real.. its jst a come on to a website wantin visitors.. damm i fell for it.. i visited da site. now wat do i get ? just a matrix of more beautiful ladies .. all not real.. damm. if i register i get choice of which, mmmm i gets a choice. wat yo mean i hav to pay. whoa tats it. am not paying to see them tats not real. dis is the below is da tantalizing treat to entice me. yerp i fall for it. seems almost every time look i like the french nails mmmmmm

My Old Kentucky Home
Not many people can go out and simply stare Rolling hills of Bluegrass, mist is in the air When the sun shines down on fields of flowers God has spoken, I can feel all his powers! ading through creeks, rocks beneath my feet Heavens gates open, my joyous soul I greet Walking through a misty country haze Horses in the distance gather for a graze Fruitful soil that's soft and gentle A farmers delight, harvest is plentiful When it's time for me to leave there is one thing before I roam Please play for me my song My Old Kentucky Home

No Man's Land
John Michael Montgomery - No Mans Land via Noolmusic.com That house on the hill is long gone Now she's living in a trailer with an Astroturf lawn Got three little kids and no one to help Trying to be Momma and Daddy all by herself It's hard to hold down the fort when you're holdin' down a job She'd rob Peter to pay Paul but he's already been robbed She gets the food on the table and the clothes off the lines She'd break down and cry but she doesn't have time She got to be strong, life goes on Though it's nothin' like she had planned She's gonna be o.k. gonna find a way Living in no man's land Every now and then late at night She thinks of how it would feel to hold someone tight And there's a guy down at work he keeps callin' her up But she ain't ready for none of that stuff She's still sifting through the ashes of a love that's been and gone Looking for a clue, trying to find out what went wrong It ain't always easy, but she knows she's gotta try Every tim

Decisions
I decided last night that if my most current flirtation is not all that it seems, I didn't care. I didn't want to know the reality of it. All I cared about was the fantasy of it. If he decided he had no feelings for me whatsoever, I would rather he just disappear than try to crush me on the way out. Now I start seeing things that test that and I doubt my resolution. Part of me really does want to stick to it. But can I?

You Will Alway's Be In My Heart ~ I Love You My Friend~
We Have Lost A Dear Friend On Fubar she went by 719Brat but, those that knew her, know her as Natalie Johnson. Engaged To Chris Green aka Mullet Muncher & Colonel's Best Friend Since 2nd grade. She Was and Always Will Be A Very Sweet & Wonderful Person. She passed away yesterday Jan. 27 2009 From Pulmonary Edema at the age off 33. She has battled it for A number of years now, we take comfort her struggle is now over and she rest's in peace Please Pray For Her Family(3 Kids) and Fiancee They Were To Be Married In March After His Stationing @ Fort Carson in Colorado Springs, Colorado where she was living but, from Augusta, Ga This Was Her Fubar Profile Below 719brat@ fubar This Bulletin Brought To You By "Colonel" Fubars "MOST" Finest@ fubar

Dog For Sale
Dog For Sale Free to good home. Excellent guard dog. Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat. Most of them knew him as 'Holy Shit.'

Love
If I speak with the tongues of men and of angels, but do not have love, I have become a noisy gong or a clanging cymbal. If I have the gift of prophecy, and know all mysteries and all knowledge; and if I have all faith, so as to remove mountains, but do not have love, I am nothing. And if I give all my possessions to feed the poor, and if I surrender my body to be burned, but do not have love, it profits me nothing. Love is patient, love is kind and is not jealous; love does not brag and is not arrogant, does not act unbecomingly; it does not seek its own, is not provoked, does not take into account a wrong suffered, does not rejoice in unrighteousness, but rejoices with the truth; bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things. Love never fails; but if there are gifts of prophecy, they will be done away; if there are tongues, they will cease; if there is knowledge, it will be done away. For we know in part and we prophesy in part; but when the perfec

Wicked Game......
The world was on fire no-one could save me but you, Strange what desire will make foolish people do, I never dreamed that I'd meet somebody like you, I never dreamed that I'd loose somebody like you, No, I don't wanna fall in love.. No, I don't wanna fall in love.. With you. What a wicked game to play to make me feel this way, What a wicked thing to do to make me dream of you, What a wicked thing to say you never felt this way, What a wicked thing to do to make me dream of you, No, I don't wanna fall in love.. No, I don't wanna fall in love.. With you. The world was on fire no-one could save me but you, Strange what desire will make foolish people do, I never dreamed that I'd love somebody like you, I never dreamed that I'd loose somebody like you, No, I don't wanna fall in love.. No, I don't wanna fall in love.. With you. Nobody loves no-one........

The Steeler Our Father Prayer
Our Father, Who Art in Pittsburgh , Football Be Thy Game. The Kingdom Come, 5 Super Bowls Won, On Earth as it is in Heinz Field. Give us this Day a playoff Victory, And forgive us our penalties, As we defeat those who play against us. But lead us into a victory, And deliver us to Tampa ! A-Ben Go STEELERS

Haters
So... How many people out there really support our troops? Not the war because we all should know by now that even the soldiers (most of them at least) don't even support the war anymore. It's gone on way to long and we have lost way to many good men and women in the process. But back to the point... if so many people out there really support the troops, the soldiers living and dying so others can sleep in peace at night with the comfort of a loved one beside them, then why do so many people try to cause such bullshit drama for soldiers that at one time were "friends" as soon as they deploy or are no longer home? These people can't even have the decency to try and ruin a mans marriage, life, or friendships face to face and instead use the internet to try and accomplish such terrible things. If a mans marriage, life or friendship is gonna fail or be miserable then it will do so w/o any help from all you fuckin haters... so go ahead and hate, talk shit, just know... we ain't listening be

Calling All Friends
Ok i need your help. A real good friend of mine is in a contest and needs rates starting at noon/9am futime. His name is a true southern gentlemen and is a real gentleman and a true friend. He is the sweetest guy i have known on fubar and is completely dedicated to fubar. Please rate his photo, which you will find the details and his pic in the link, starting at noon. he needs 1000 rates or more to win and he deserves this. If you help him i will rate your pics *all of your pics*. http://www.fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=3062297519

If Its You And Me
I can't back down. I need to step up and tell you how I feel. there is a lot of people, but nobody makes me feel loved like you do. something about you that makes me smile. I can't keep my eyes off of you. everything you do is very sweet. you are so beautiful. I cant keep my eyes off you. you are inside my head. if it's you and me. I would be the happiest man in the world. there is nothing I wouldn't do for you. there is a lot of people but you are the only one I want. there are so many things I want to tell you but I just don't know how to say it. I don't know why I cant keep my eyes off of you. everything you do is beautiful. if it was you and me. I would spoil you forever. there is a lot of people but you are the only one I want in my arms. you have my heart now. do you want my soul? you are so beautiful. everything about you is beautiful. if its you and me. I would love you forever

Ok All It Time To Reveal This For You All
ok everyone.now that i have your attention lets get right to the point.i am a empath first of all and a very strong one.which means my heart will never belong to just one person.now to explain why.many years ago i started following a very dark path.i was part of the darkest arts and hurt alot of people on my way through life.and since then.with alot of help from close friends this year i was able to walk away from that part of my life.this past september i renounced the dark arts for good.and became what i am today a druid and a buddhist.i know not many of you will understand that.but that doesn't matter to me.since sam hain this past year the gods that be granted my request.but in payment i must now help all who need me.my close friends will understand this.so please if you are a woman looking to tame me for good please don't try.because it can't happen and it is my curse.and i accept it.for such is the cost when you have done the things i have done in my life.i will not go into detai

Click Me In A Contest!!!
I'm in a contest...my 1st~! Could I get a rate, and a comment pretty please? ♥ You need to add, fan rate the generous Hostess MsCharlotte2u ♥ 1. Add MsCharlotte2u, Fan her, Luv her~ 2. Click my pic & Rate me baby 3. Drop a few comments... Click me baby....I get a choice of Happy Hour, 135 Bling pack or 3 Autos! woooooooooo hooooooooo! Thank you thank you!!! The Generous Hostess offering these Awesome Prizes! Add her, Fan her, Love her! MsCharlotte2U~ No Rate~No Add~@ fubar Repost please.... ♥ ♥Heart Inspector♥ DirtySouthCrew~Owned by Gary of DirtySouthCrew & BhamBuggy~@ fubar Thanks for reading, reposting, rating...XOXO!

Fellatio May Decrease Risk Of Breast Cancer In Women...
Found Here Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women... (AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found. Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two. In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid, over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurrence of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform. "I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio i

Anguish
Anguish My head hurts I have no vision Of you nested In my arms Melding Into me Like peanut butter And jelly So natural Like gin and olives In a martini Intoxicating Like me Kissing that spot Between your legs Where you go Mmmmmmmmmmmmm It makes me smile Where are you? Fuck! Where are you? Sigh! poet

Patterns
I had a phone call from my dad tonight. I'll start by saying I don't talk to my parents a great deal. I never have, and I don't think I ever will. I respect my parents, and I respect the things they have gone through. I want their approval, but I like to find my own way in life. Sure I've made some mistakes, but I think I turned out pretty well. But, because of this we don't talk all that often. When we do, however, it always follows a pattern. After the how are you's and all that stuff: 1. Presentation of problem. Today their issue was that they are up for new phones on their contracts. I have an iPhone, he wants a phone that can do stuff like that, therefore he must know all that I know about phones. This is typically the case for the first part of the phone call, they have a problem that they need my help figuring out. I don't mind it, everybody asks me computer questions, I fixed a stranger's phone in a hallway before, just because I "looked like I knew what I was doing."

Omg!
Just announced at work two of our party by the pool entertainers :D EVERCLEAR AND BLUES TRAVELER!!! I WANNA GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO haha gonna take my paid time off lol oh well i gotta see who else is gonna be lined up :D

For My Crew
OK FAMILY...we have been doing a great job helping our own crew out...u have all been in the blogs and rate as much as u can...as a leveling crew we try to rate all pics and stash...ALL...PICS AT LEAST...i have had some tags made for u. our very own org. ponyboy made them. go into g.f.l.c and save them do not rip them cause when they get rated the rates for riped pics dnt count...make sure u rip yours and if u dnt c yours in there let me know.I WANNA START USING THEM WHEN WE RATE OUTSIDE OUR CREW. WE WILL SET THEM AS OUR DEFAULT PIC WHEN RATING THEN SET OUR REGULAR PIC BACK AS DEFAULT WHEN DONE. THANKS AGAIN ..sincerly yours, P.R.STUD FOUNDER OF THE GODFATHER FAMILY LEVELING CREW.......PS PLEASE RATE AND COMMENT BLOG

Kink Spectrum Analysi
Longcat is looooong...just like this test. Your result for The Kink Spectrum Analysis Test... Green (530 nm)You scored 43% self-confidence and 44% bandwidth! Not bad! You're probably not willing to try everything, but you have quite a few kinks. Or you strongly prefer one side of the fence. Look for another Green, or a Blue if you feel adventurous. Reds may be okay as well if they share one or two of your likings (see below). But stay away from Ultraviolets unless you want to radically spice up your sex life. You've been warned. But I promised you a more detailed analysis, so here it is. Note that most scales are twofold: There are separate values for giving (active) and receiving (passive). If you scored high on one of them, you should look for a partner who scored high on the other. If you scored high on both of them, go for someone who is similar (or for multiple partners if you're into that). If you scored low on both, this probably is not your k

Love Song
I love to fuck up songs...HEEhee. I'm good at it, too. So good I'm bad. I mean, AWFUL. Case in point, here is my latest love song, very romantic.... To the tune of Winter Wonderland... I really shouldn't be doing this without a copyright, but I trust my Fubar friends.. Hey there girl, I been thinkin', That I bet you been drinkin' I see yer a ho, but I bet you don't know Yer walkin' round with jism in yer hair. She said "In the alley we can score some blow, man! And a jug of wine to wash it down!" Later on, we'll ask him for some credit, He'll say "Get a better job then come around!" Later on we'll retire, and convulse and perspire, The coke is all gone, but we'll get along, and you've still got that jism in yer hair! Hey, I've got my revolver! It's a real problem solver! We'll walk in the store, Holler 'Get on the floor!' In a week we'll both have jism in our hair.

What Is My Story?
What is my story? I subconsciously scan the self written chapters that make up the ongoing book of my life. I cringe as I skim over all of my past mistakes. I ashamedly pause on each one, questioning whether or not any of them were ever worth it. It was a stupid question really. I already knew the answer. Each and every one of them were apart of the person I am now. I sit and read and reread the humorous parts and laugh at myself wondering why I never wrote a best selling novel out of those particular chapters! Then...there are the sad parts. With in these chapters I can still feel the tinges of hurt, resentment and tears and I fight back the urge to ask why? I already know the answer to this question too. There are so many chapters...preserving so many memories, experiences, and moments in time. But as I look back, one question keeps arising in the back of my mind: Has my story touched anyone else’s life? There are so many people who have made their way into the chapters of my life’s

The Most Beautifull Nightmare
Everything is still......the trees are not swaying, birds paused in mid flight, people frozen in their mundane existence, the world itself has stopped turning. I suddenly feel as if I am being pulled through a wall. “Hello, Beau.” I turn slowly and look, although I didn’t want to. I couldn’t help myself, something about the voice, like a choir of angels, but something a little more sinister." how do you know my name? “I asked, very much afraid of the answer.” I know the name of everything I own, "she said.” what do you mean? “What she said next put the rest of my life in motion. “You belong to me, or rather a piece of you does. “She held out her right hand, which was covered in blood “this is your heart, your world, and I hold it in my hand. I control its fate, your fate." as she said the words I felt a pain unlike any other I had ever felt. With tears in my eyes, clutching my fist against my chest in agony, I asked “where do you keep your heart then?” her eyes turned, from the piercin

Fu Party Tonight(1/30)in Nashville At The Foobar
Hello Nashville It is official The First Fu Party of 09 is at FooBar in Nashville on 1/30/09 The band starts at 9pm (The Black Lucys) You all know them so come see them :D You will miss them if you are late they took the early set to play with us afterwards :D 2511 Gallatin Pike Nashville TN 37206 C ya there~!

Cat Cuts Jobs.
Caterpillar Announces Additional Layoffs for Employees at Three Illinois Facilities PEORIA, IL – To bring production levels in line with current demand, Caterpillar Inc. (NYSE: CAT) today notified full-time production employees at its Aurora, Decatur and East Peoria, Illinois, manufacturing facilities of permanent layoffs. A total of 2,110 production employees will be laid off at the three facilities as a result of this decision. The layoffs for production employees announced today are in additionto a wide range of other workforce and cost-reduction actions that were outlined by Caterpillar on Monday, January 26, 2009. In Aurora, where Caterpillar manufactures wheel loaders and hydraulic excavators, 500 production employees will be laid off. In Decatur, where the company manufactures off-highway trucks, motor graders and wheel tractor scrapers, 1,026 production employees will be laid off. In East Peoria, wher

The New And Improved Flirtations
I just wanted to let everyone know that Flirtations has been reopen now for a few months now and it has been nice to see some new faces and some old ones too (has nothing to do with age). I wanted to extend a special hand out to past staff and members that we would love to see you come back in and hang out. We have let the past go so if there were problems before, we are giving everyone a clean slate. Hopefully if it was us that made you mad then you will do the same for us. There is a new design to the lounge so if nothing else, come on in and take a peek. As far as people that have never been in before, we would love for ya to come in and check it out. We have been reopen for almost 6 months now and have 2 people on the ban list. That should show that there isn't any drama. If you would like to meet some down to earth people that love to have a good time then stop on in. The link is below. Click Here or the graphic above to visit FlirtationS Hope to see al

Interesting New Evidence Ladies
CNN Edition Health SEARCH The Web CNN.com enhanced by Google CNN.com enhanced by Google Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women Thursday, October 2, 2003 Posted: 9:19 AM EDT (1319 GMT) Story Tools Save a link to this article and return to it at www.savethis.comSave a link to this article and return to it at www.savethis.com Email a link to this articleEmail a link to this article Printer-friendly version of this articlePrinter-friendly version of this article View a list of the most popular articles on our siteView a list of the most popular articles on our site RELATED • New England Journal of Medicine external link • American Cancer Society external link HEALTH LIBRARY Mayo Clinic • Health Library • Fellatio • Breast Cancer • 6 steps to cancer prevention YOUR E-MAIL ALERTS (AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to t

Another Journey Into The Mind Of A Clown
As I sit nothing but my mind. What I come across seems to frighten even me. I have finally discovered what most seem to find. This ever growing sense of animosity. Now I only hope that it doesn't materialize. Because then I will be a true Monstrosity. The very thought makes me feel atrocity in my eyes. All of these feelings are almost making me realize. That I don't want to not be bright even though. Seeing someones mental anguish brings me delight. Will my hopes get crushed and lead me to death row? Maybe not, could it be possible that I can see the light? I don't think this to be so, so maybe I should just go. Now I take several deep breaths. Inhaling the carbon monoxide smoke. From the devices I've chose to bring death. So hopefully soon I will finally choke. Don't cry this ahs to be the END!

What Did You Expect
You came into my life As quickly as you left. You grabbed a cutting knife And sliced right through my breast. You didn't mean to hurt But what did you expect? My heart now cut in two It feels beyond repair. Injury done by you God, life just isn't fair. You didn't mean to hurt But what did you expect? So here we are, just friends, But I long to be more. Desire with no end Throbbing from my core. You didn't mean to hurt But what did you expect?

Conflicted
The view from here is always breath taking. With the sun rising from my back, casting a long shadow before me, I draw my sword sit and wait. With last nights events weighing on my mind I try to focus on the days events. With a smile I see in the distance my reason to continue the fight. Such a strange contrast of the beauty she posses and the blood stained battle field. This time the two little faces aren't standing behind her, but in front watching my every move. This poses a serious issue (since problems always have solutions). How to win this battle and not let them see. She smiles and reads my mind, sending them off to play. That smile, that beautiful smile, lights a fire of burning desire in my heart. A passion, A pain. A fear. Kingdoms would fall just to see it. Clergy would sin just to feel its warmth. A warrior would gladly give up his life for a glimpse. I would fight through hell itself just to see it more often. That smile. I wonder

Nsfw
We live in a politically correct (or even corrupt) world where we're constantly told what to do/eat etc what is right and what is wrong... Anyhoo... Fubar... I have 2 pics up with me holding a plastic toy gun (not even one that shoots) larking around with it, not being aggressive etc and they were flagged NSFW even after a week of me having them as my default... anyhoo... I hate people who moan about NSFW pictures and pictures getting flagged but damn now I see why... Theres a lady hosting HH at the moment in just her underwear... and it is not flagged NSFW yet my pictures... in clothes!!!! is... I would prefer my boss stumbling on me looking at a picture of a fully clothed woman with a toy gun than a half naked woman in her underwear... which would get me fired on the spot... "Not Safe For Work" means it isn't safe for you to view at work as your boss may murder you with an axe... but how is it safe to look at a woman in her underwear but not of me fully clothed?

Awkwards
One thing I hate about my job is when people as introverted and shy as I am come up to the front desk to chit chat. It leads to massive amount of awkwardness. A middleaged dude from Canada came up to the FD at 5 30am, and said hi. Ofcourse I got super shy, since I am not very good at communicating with strangers. I said hi back, and commented on a sucky Chicago weather. He said he is used to it, since he is from Canada. The whole convo was so stretched and awkward, since none of us was sayin much, and he wouldn't leave. Then I was putting in the data into the comp, and he just stood there, lookin at me. I went for a smoke, and he did too, so the awkwardness continuted yet. Grrr... Afterwards, his wife and granddaughter came out to join him for breakfast. Weird scenario.

If You Don't Know Me But Yet Believe Everything Said About Me...
If you are truly a true friend, than you would not let what others tell you about a person base your opinion of that person. If you are a true friend, or a true human being, you will get to know a person YOURSELF and not what others say. Be grown...and don't let your online g/f or friends control your life or your friendships. I have been on this site for well over a year and unfortunately, I have alot more haters than I ever imagined. I don't bother these ppl and I let them be. Most of the hatred stems from me and my bubbly personality and me being able to be friends with men more easily than women. Now we all know how Fubar seems to be the new hook up spot and ppl are falling in love thru the computer more now without even meeting ppl. So when I become friends with a man and they seem to like my honesty and just who I am a person, their "online" lover gets upset and hence becomes my hater and feels the need to make up lies and talk shit about me. That's when I exit left....my hater

O Cecilia!
Making love in the afternoon with Cecilia Up in my bedroom, I got up to wash my face When I come back to bed, Someones taken my place. My grandmother is named Cecilia, so as a kid, I kinda thought that song was about my grandparents. I was all like, "Why's grandpa got to wash his face?" Silly man. Anyway, Cecilia's going to turn 91 in less than a month. And in a chat with a friend, we got to talking about baking and cookies and whatnot. Girl stuff. I promised her that I'd send her my grandmother's cookie recipe, but then decided I'd just share it with everyone. The recipe is pretty basic, but delicious. And since chocolate chip cookies ought to be the foundation for any sensible food pyramid, you'll now have a very balanced diet. Cecilia's Chocolate Chip Cookies 2 sticks butter, softened (on the counter, asshat, not in the microwave) And yes, my grandmother uses margarine, but you shouldn't. 1 cup brown sugar 1 cup white sugar 2 eggs 1 teaspoon baking powd

The Two Wolves
An old cherokee man is teaching his young grandson about life. "A fight is going on inside of me" he said to the boy. "It is a terrible battle between two wolves. One wolf is evil-he is anger, sorrow, envy, regret, greed, arrogance, self pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority and ego". "What about the other wolf?" asks the boy. The old man responds "The other wolf is good-he is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith. The same battle is within you. And all others as well". The young boy takes this in and asks one more question...."Grandfather, which wolf will win?" The old cherokee simply replied "The one you choose to feed".

Dreams
I cannot stay here, I cannot leave. Forever imprisoned, I am deceived. Bleeding souls of hatred, Are kept from their graves. I would do more, Just to be saved. And I sit here today, Although I'm alone. I dream of the blue sky, And joy carved in a stone. But these are just dreams, I wish could be real. Because in reality, I cannot feel. These drugs do not work, Nor do your lies. Don't tell me I'm fine, When everyday I cry. I used to believe in, I used to amuse. But these are the moments, That get abused. I sure would smile, But I don't care. Why won't you help me? Why must you stare? Can't you see that I'm blinded, Beneath all these dreams. I'm drifted away, As like it seems. Dreams can be happy, Dreams can be sad. They could be good, They could be bad. An epiphany shames me, I cannot stand. I am consumed, In my own wasted land.

Night Casts A Long Shadow...
having been left to fend for himself, the young boy stood at the crossroad, barely illuminated by the old and yellowed streetlight. it was dark alright....starless and still, serving only to accentuate his sense of dread, as he waited for the last bus to appear. how was it possible that he could have allowed for this to happen, to be out so late, in a town he barely knew, and especially on this of all nights? just moments before, the fluttering sound above and behind him had caught him by surprise, and as he jumped he turned to see a bat disappear into the dark. he shivered and stood even closer yet to the lamp post, all too aware of his vulnerability. the light, meant to be a source of comfort, now seemed more a beacon for everything beyond its tired glow, announcing his presence to all obscured. and waiting. where was the bus? where indeed. unbeknownst to the boy, the bus was no longer, having been turned into a fireball from which no one survived. the fire had blazed bright

Tagged
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? desk 2. Your significant other? Divorced 3. Your hair? middle 4. Your mother? BESSIE 5. Your father? DAVID 6. Your favorite thing? life 7. Your dream last night? nothing 8. Your favorite drink? SPRITE 9. Your dream/goal? happiness 10. The room you're in? LIVING ROOM 11. Music? 70's 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? not sure 14. Where were you last night? here 15. What you're not? healthy 16. Muffins? Blueberry 17. One of your wish list items? money 18. Where you grew up? South Carolina 19. The last thing you did? Fubar 20. What are you wearing? jeans 21. TV? 242 22. Your pets? cats 23. Your computer? DSL 24. Your life? hectic 25. Your

What Is The Point
Why must our inboxes get filled with messages of an admirer from some random person that we don't know. Then we need to try to pick who it is??? This is FUTARDED!!!! Why must my inbox get full of SPAM here too??? Turn it off

"doubt"
Doubt There’s places people never go, yet not all of them are real Things the soul won’t touch or hold, or ever grasp or feel And feelings never shared aloud in a whisper or a shout Because lurking in the shadows is a killer known as “doubt” There’s lands our eyes will never see, and food we’ll never taste Times when we decide to crawl, when we should move with haste Moments we should jump back in when we are climbing out Blame it all on simple fear and a little thing called doubt Often love and hope is standing there, just outside the door But many never heed it’s knock so it passes by once more And once again we miss the meaning, what it’s really all about To the victor goes the spoils, and this victor’s name is doubt But it’s not that hard to beat this foe, if one does it right Because the one thing that it fears the most is illuminating light That shows it’s face and tears away the darkness of it’s lair And then we see that “doubt” is just a small child hudd

Bling And Bucks For Rates (closed ... Thank You!)
Bling and fubucks Giveaway! I ascended to Angel ... Thank you everyone! I am giving away 10K for every 100 rates while Auto 11’s are on! Rate all ez-rates and get 110,000 fubucks plus a 1 credit bling. Rate everything and get 200,000 fubucks plus a 3 credit bling. Just send me a message when done. Messages only so I don’t miss anyone through comments or shouts. Click now and get started! Be sure to rate my lovely future bride. Let's keep Mona #1! Ms. Mona Doll ღ Dangerous Curves Member ღ

Crazy Love
I can't find a decent version dammit. This is as close as I could get. Dylan kinda taints it for me, but I prefer Van Morrison aged....the gravely voice. Enjoy. Or not. I still fuckin love this song. I can hear her heart beat for a thousand miles And the heavens open every time she smiles And when I come to her that's where I belong I'm running to her like a river's song Chorus: She give me love, love, love, love, crazy love She give me love, love, love, love, crazy love She's got a fine sense of humor when I'm feeling low down And when I come to her when the sun goes down She take away my trouble, take away my grief Take away my heartache, in the night like a thief Chorus Yes I need her in the daytime Yes I need her in the night Yes I want to throw my arms around her Kiss n hug her, kiss n hug her tight And when I'm returning from so far away She gives me some sweet lovin' brighten up my day Yes it makes me righteous, yes it makes me feel whole

1st.
ive been listening to the super 21345 song shuffle on the ipod lately. stuff comes up and im like 'oooooooooooooooh yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.' first up. steppin' razor by sublime. off of robbin' the hood. that is some good shit.

Reoccuring Dream
I have this reoccurring dream Of me being with you Finally after all the years of Just being friends Of People saying you two are so cute together Everyone knows you love me But the only place you show this Is in my Dreams Where I'm the only one to see. I keep holding onto this dream So I know I have a part of you Always with me In this reoccurring dream

For My Friend Dj Akasha
Step In To The MoonLight Revenage Lounge And See D.J. Akasha The Vampire Queen Let her bring you to the dark side and back again with a whole new understanding of music so click either pic if you dare but beware she bites

Only 1 Word
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? Kitchen 2. Your significant other? Yes 3. Your hair? Highlighted 4. Your mother? Angel 5. Your father? Stunna 6. Your favorite thing? Dogs 7. Your dream last night? None 8. Your favorite drink? Pepsi 9. Your dream/goal? Independence 10. The room you're in? Spare 11. Music? Vary 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Chilling 14. Where were you last night? Home 15. What you're not? Loud 16. Muffins? Blueberry 17. One of your wish list items? Car 18. Where you grew up? Wilson 19. The last thing you did? Laugh 20. What are you wearing? Robe 21. TV? Off 22. Your pets? Babies 23. Your computer? Packard 24. Your life? Exciting 25. Your mood? Mell

Re: Sorry You Are Rating Too Fast!
*****FROM SCRAPPER'S BLOG***** Fubarbarians.... I am getting flooded with people who think our system is broken because they are getting the error "slow down you are rating too fast." Actually, it is pretty simple. You need to slow down you are rating to fast. Gone are the days of ez-rates!!! I do not really want to hear complaints about this. Nothing is broken and we are not changing it back. Viva fubar!

The Guardian Pt. Iii
Fly across her face as a shadow Meet me on the darkside See her there each and every night Her very presence soothes even the raging sea Let her light glow deep into your soul She has always been a comfort to me Kept me true on my path into the future She has shown my way in the darkest of times Her smile chases away all fear My goddess glows on all I see Listen to the rain as it falls Dream and she will share her story She speaks to me as I drift away She fills my sky from dusk till dawn Though I can't see her I know she sees me Each night she gives me her love I breathe her into me She sets me free...

The Adversary To Your Soul
Conceal your deepest worries Confine your thoughts inside The walls you built of damaged pride The light in your eyes failing Like you're adrift Like night pretending to be day These storms subside Though the past The unwanted memories are holding onto you All the power in the universe conspires to carry you Truths you find through your adversities will defend you As your powers all your energies conspire to carry you The adversary to your soul The blackest thoughts That try to poison you These storms subside Lay down your greatest burden Relinquish that which has control of you And let yourself through Though it seems the past and the future look the same Suffice to say you're still here

Idiots ...
Look, i realize its normal for people to just ignore someones profile. Myself, i take the time to READ almost everyones profile, and as stated in mine i want people to read mine also before speaking to me or sending me a friends request. Some of you fucking dumbasses obviously dont, especially when you send me a friends request or a shout saying something pertaining to " SPOIL ME" or "SEE MY NSFW FOR BLING PACK". That sorta tells me you nasty bitches havent read my profile. So yes not only am i going to DENY your request, im going to go out of my way to express just how fucking ugly and nasty your ass is. If that hurts your feelings, good thats what it was meant to do dumbass. If you dont have any respect for me, why should i have any for you? While me denying your friends request might not bother you, know that i actualy enjoy ripping into you and your pictures. Pro tip, your not a sex goddess, your a virtual entity and your pictures are just pixels not something so errotic

Want To Be My Date?
check out blog and leave me your idea of perfect date...rate pic while there and dont forget to show love to Sarge too:-) http://www.fubar.com/blog/172118/965249 http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=1466345&i=2587512069&albumid=1467001

Validation
If I had one wish the rest of my life it would not be for money or fame. It would be that all my friends took 15 minutes to watch this video. It's not sappy, but I honestly believe it can make a difference.

A Friend Needs Some Love
This sweet young lady just got her 2nd AUTO 11. Shes sitting at 925,440. When her AUTO's run out she would like to be under 500,000. I know I have friends who like rating PPL with AUTO's so go show her some mad love. Nevaeh RLW of Slimreb ·@ fubar

When I Die And Old People
Man.......I just wish when it's my time to die ....I hope I go peacefully in my sleep just like my grandfather did........and not screaming like his passengers. I hate weddings cuz old people always walk up to me,poke me and say " YOUR NEXT !! " so to get even with them senior citizens.....I started doing the same EXACT thing to them when they attend funerals......just sayin

Test
MEET [[PER]]A TRULY AMAZING WOMAN, AND GREAT FRIEND. AND THAT IS NOT IT, SHE IS ALSO MY NEW OWNER! FOR THE NEXT 30 DAYS, I AM HER SLAVE! SO WITH THAT COMES THE RESPONSIBILITY OF HAVING TO SHARE HER WITH THE WHOLE WORLD, SO .. HERE IT GOES!! CLICK THIS LINK HERE! [[Per]]™@ fubar YOU WILL FOLLOW DIRECTIONS AND GO LOVE THIS WOMAN TONS. SHE DESERVES EVERY LAST RATE, PERV, BLING, CRUSH AND ALL THAT OTHER STUFF!! BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE ONE AND ONLY: Drunk1™ --Fu Own'd By [[Per]]@ fubar FINE PRINT: When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.

What A Pussy
http://fubar.com/user/1461933 rhino here made a mumm about the price of drinks or something of that effect...he didnt like the comments he got....called me a punk in my sb and blocked me! woooohooo i mean, my widdle e feelers are hurt..... why do they even make mumms if they wear their emo sleeves on the internet?

Sorry, You're Rating Too Fast -- Ignored!
I am sick and tired of getting the damn message! I can't help that the rate bar thing loads before the picture does! I just want points for rating the picture like everyone else does and I really don't give two shits what the picture is really. 90% of pictures on here are just for rating purposes anyhow, so there is no use in changing the way people rate pictures. If its not fixed I will just not rate any because it's a waste of time otherwise.

Have You Shown Your Love
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you' re just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU... The one who turns to his friends and says, thats her... ???HAVE YOU SHOWN YOUR LOVE THIS VALENTINES??? ???NO??? START SHOWING YOUR LOVE TODAY ADD / FAN / RATE THE LINKS BELOW Echo Angel Two souls with but a single thought, Two hearts that beat as one

So Tired
(Exactly my thought's and feelings, so get over it if it's not written pretty :P) Let's see i'm fighting sleep again, I just dunno I get really depressed and anxious when I start getting sleepy. And lately, just hasn't been the best part of my life. Between work, school, and managing self time, and my own problems I feel so out of control. Most people would say i'm crazy but i'm not cause I can't help how I feel. Anywho today been a real bitch and right now I feel just like an emotional overload. I'm one I hate talking about my feeling's I keep them bottled up, because I don't like to bother other people with my small shit. I'm a complicated bitch, I love to joke and laugh, but most people don't understand the real me. I don't trust people easy, if I even trust one person at all. You may think I like you, but I am strict to the saying "keep ur friends close, but ur enemy's closer" Hell I cry when I'm pissed, when i'm sad, but never in happy occasion. I've had so much shit ha

Maine People
65 above zero: Floridians turn on the heat. People in Maine plant gardens. 60 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Maine sunbathe. 50 above zero: Italian & English cars won't start. People in Maine drive with the windows down. 40 above zero: Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in Maine throw on a flannel shirt. 35 above zero: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Maine have the last cookout before it gets cold. 20 above Zero: People in Miami all die. Mainers close the windows. Zero: Californians fly away to Mexico . People in Maine get out their winter coats. 10 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Maine are selling cookies door to door. 20 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in Maine let the dogs sleep indoors. 30 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Mainers get upset because they can't start the snowmob

Closing Sweetwaters
ANNOUNCEMENT: It is with a heavy heart and really great memories that I'm announcing that SWEETWATERS, will be closing the doors....on February 24th, 2009 , at Noon (EST). We've had a great run and lotz of fun, made some great friends and I thank every one of you for either being a member or being staff. But, I'm being charged $2500 fubux each week now to keep the lounge, if it's not 'active'. That's a ridiculous charge, but that's what Fubar has decided to charge now instead of the $250 fubux previously being charged. I would love to keep the lounge open but there's not enough staff to help run it and honestly just not enough members being brought in. Thanx to the staff that have helped and done such a wonderful job, Sweetwaters became my home and was home to a lot of others, at one time......cheerz to good memories, fun times and some of the best friends anyone could hope for. Thanx once again and love to you all...Jade Jade_Rose_Forever ~*MNGR OF BETRAYED SOULS

Valentine Contest/auction?
I am in a Valentine Auction of sorts. You tell me your best idea for a Valentines date and if I pick you you send/recieve 100 pic rates, a personalized salute (sfw), 3 comments a week for the month of Febuary, and anything else we agree on **evil grin** Click on the pic to go to original blog...good luck ;)

Sinfulbrat & Heartinspector Need One!!!
MsCharlotte2u Contest~1000 Rates or more~! HeartInspector & SinfulBrat ~Click our pics to get there!~ Please Rate or ReRate~ Winner is highest rates OVER 1000 Wednesday is the END! Let's do this....Rate HeartInspector & SinfulBrat! YEP>>>>RATE us both! LOL...she is great Fu! 1. Add hostess MsCharlotte2u, Fan her, Luv her~ 2. Click our pics & Rate us baby!!! 3. Drop a comment... Click us baby....Thank you thank you!!! The Generous Hostess MsCharlotte2u is offering these Awesome Prizes! Add her, Fan her, Love her! and tell her we sent you! MsCharlotte2U~ No Rate~No Add~@ fubar â™¥Heart Inspectorâ™¥ DirtySouthCrew~Owned by Gary of DirtySouthCrew & BhamBuggy~@ fubar

Insanity Defined
I have heard several times recently that the definition of insanity is: Doing the exact same thing over and over again, each time expecting different results. Someone even attributed that to Albert Einstein. I'm not convinced he said it, but I AM convinced it's a valid observation. And I must be the MOST insane person upon this rock. At some point, I will need to get off the merry go round simply for the sake of self preservation. I once did a little bit of research and corresponding with an Al-Anon group, strictly for my own benefit. It seems that their main thought is that one must emotionally detach from their addict/loved one in order to survive and preserve their own sanity within the relationship. My thought is this----why on Earth would I WANT to maintain a relationship in which I must detach my heart in order to merely survive? And survive what? Being the lowest priority on someone else's list, if I make the "list" at all? Isn't the entire idea of relationship to share intim

Ty Ty Ty
February 4th Show This Birthday Boy Some Love! We All Know Him, We All Love Him and He's Done So Much For Each and Every One Of Us In Some Way Along Our Journey's...Whether It Be To Level Or To Just Be A Friend Chiina_Whiite Please Sign (comment) This Birthday Card (bulletin) Showing Your Love And Support For This Wonderful Man :) Go By and Show His Page Some Birthday Love, He Deserves It!

My Fine Is 650
This is fun to do. Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. When you are done, post it in your notes. Change the header to "My fine is $........" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. Smoked pot -- $10 Did acid -- $5 Ever had sex at church -- $25 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40 Had sex with someone on Facebook -- $25 Had sex for money -- $100 Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20 Vandalized something -- $20 Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 Beat up someone -- $20 Been jumped -- $10 Crossed dressed -- $10 Given money to stripper -- $25 Been in love with a stripper -- $20 Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10 Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15 Ever drive drunk -- $20 Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50 Used toys while having s

Colors
My blood bleeds red, red like my anger, and my face is red when my blood boils, but often times that red anger leads to blue sadness, blue sadness that turns days into bleary dark murkiness shades of black an grey an abysmal yellows that sicken the eyes. Then we have the green, green like the night that lacks color the street with only a small light, everything bathed in a murky green with shadows that remain unseen, the dangers of life not yet known, the dangers of becoming green with envy of others, being consumed with things that are not yours whether it be material or your status in life. Try not to be concerned with things you can't control, like the variables of life that can't be predicted, do not be consumed in the red anger because it leads to the blue sadness. Hazy days and dark lonely nights will consume your happiness, an eater of color till everything is all black, a empty hole, no color equals no emotion at all, just depression, not caring about tomorrow or if to

Joke
A SMALL BOY WOKE UP 3 NIGHTS IN A ROW WHEN HE HEARS A THUMPING SOUND COMING FROM HIS PARENTS BEDROOM. FINALLY ONE MORNING HE WENT TO HIS MOTHER AND AND SAID "MOTHER EVERY NIGHT I HEAR U AND DADDY MAKIN NOISE AND WHEN I LOOK IN UR ALWAYS BOUNCING UP AND DOWN ON HIM". HIS MOTHER REPLIED "OH WELL IM BOUNCING ON DADDYS STOMACH BECAUSE HE IS FAT AND IT HELPS HIM GET THIN AGAIN" THAT WONT WORK REPLIED THE BOY WHY NOT THE MOTHER ASKED BECAUSE THE LADY NEXT DOOR COMES OVER AFTER U LEAVE AND BLOWS HIM UP AGAIN

Edition One 02/04/2009 (weekly Updates)
The Time Has Come and The time Is NOW!!! Hey all my fellow Fubarians. These individuals some you know some you don't know but you should really get to know them thier a bunch of great fubarians both male and female. Some i have known for awhile and some i have not known for long at all. As Of now I am Gonna Be Doing a Weekly Pimpout For My Friends, Fans and Family. Also These I Pick Are Not At Any Certain Order Fan, Rate, Add, Bling Show these Fellow Fubarians Love. $!® L!©k Â¤LØ† Wyld_Angel_Hearts Is My FU-Angel From Heaven~Luv On Me I'll Return All The Luv@ fubar ♥ŦĦÅŇĠŹŹ™ ♥RR MEMBER@ fubar .:*♥F£IRTØ£ØGI§T♥*:. Ço•FöùNd€r «oƒ»DånGê®øuS CürVèS@ fubar Your Ultimate Desire™ Owned by Abraxas & ღDangerous Curvesღ Memb@ fubar Johnnydevil Ð¡T¥@ fubar ™©ღCantSleepClownsWillEatMeღ☆☆♪@ fubar ~*§ynalicious*~*Musical Muse*~General Manager / DJ @ Di

Why Not
The Time Has Come and The time Is NOW!!! Hey all my fellow Fubarians. These individuals some you know some you don't know but you should really get to know them thier a bunch of great fubarians both male and female. Some i have known for awhile and some i have not known for long at all. As Of now I am Gonna Be Doing a Weekly Pimpout For My Friends, Fans and Family. Also These I Pick Are Not At Any Certain Order Fan, Rate, Add, Bling Show these Fellow Fubarians Love. $!® L!©k Â¤LØ† Wyld_Angel_Hearts Is My FU-Angel From Heaven~Luv On Me I'll Return All The Luv@ fubar ♥ŦĦÅŇĠŹŹ™ ♥RR MEMBER@ fubar .:*♥F£IRTØ£ØGI§T♥*:. Ço•FöùNd€r «oƒ»DånGê®øuS CürVèS@ fubar Your Ultimate Desire™ Owned by Abraxas & ღDangerous Curvesღ Memb@ fubar Johnnydevil Ð¡T¥@ fubar ™©ღCantSleepClownsWillEatMeღ☆☆♪@ fubar ~*§ynalicious*~*Musical Muse*~General Manager / DJ @ Di

Saturdays Auto 11's Running
AUTO 11'S RUNNING TODAY. HERE ARE SOME TO START OFF WITH AND WILL BE ADDING AS I SEE THEM. AS ALWAYS, IF YOU HAVE THEM FEEL FREE TO LEAVE A COMMENT IN HERE IF I HAVE OVERLOOKED YOU! THESE ARE IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER. A PAGE AND BLOG RATE WOULD BE MOST APPRECIATED AND MAYBE MY SALUTES? LOL ** PLEASE REMEMBER IF I AM HITTIN YOUR PAGE AND DOING "NOTHING" I AM JUST CHECKING TO SEE IF YOU STILL HAVE AUTOS ON OR GETTING YOUR LINK FOR THIS BLOG, IM NOT A BOT, IT'S POSSIBLE I COULD BE BOUGHT BUT I'M VERY EXPENSIVE ROFL!! REMEMBER WHEN RATING IF YOU HIT THE "RATING TOO FAST" DO NOT GO BACK TO RATE, YOU DO NOT GET POINTS, KEEP ON GOING FORWARD. Shadow {{Autos on/15Kper100rtsPmMeAfterDone/radomlyGivingOutBling2Raters}}@ fubar SPIKE@ fubar BIG DADDY~Git~R~~Done~ bombsquad leader&ZODIAK LEVELERS@ fubar SouthernOutlawBiker~DSC~OutlawsAndPu$$ycats~Owned By Cynz Dreams@ fubar MЯ♣PΔÜŁ@ fubar ☆ ♥ Dawn ♥ ☆Fu-Wifey to ♫Roc

Its Okay On A Wensday
I am actually pretty tired. I mean I look in the mirror and think "Damn Lauren get some shut eye". I hope I`ll get around to getting a new piercing this week or next...but thats if like the guy is there. Anyway.....I`m kind of mad at some of the chicks who are dressing like they are 21 but they are....42...84...years old. Seriously wearing heavy eyeliner and a pink strip in your bleached out mop doesnt knock 20 years off your face. Now I don`t care if you are...42...84..years old nothings wrong with it but when you like wear lil thongs with fucking hello kitty on the back flap of fabric...its kind of nasty. It reminds me of that whole hard candy thing...you know men who want to fuck lil girls? I watched Hello Kitty when I was little and it is kind of a shame to see her image being flashed at me between the legs of a old twat. Personally when I was little I thought I was Hello Kitty....yeah. Anyway I`m tired of seeing cleavage of any kind as a default picture...I`ve seen too much on fu

Landslide
took my love and I took it down I climbed a mountain and I turned around And I saw my reflection in the snow covered hills The Landslide brought it down Oh mirror in the sky, what is love? Can the child within my heart rise above? Can I sail through the changing ocean tides Can I handle the seasons of my life? Mmm mmm I don’t know Mmm mmm Well I’ve been ‘fraid of changing ‘cause I Built my life around you But time makes you bolder Children get older, I’m getting older too Soo I’ve been ‘fraid of changing ‘cause I I built my life around you But time makes you bolder, children get older I’m getting older too I’m getting older too Soo take this love, take it down Ohh if you climb a mountain and you turn around If you see my reflection in the snow covered hills Well the landslide will bring it down, down And if you see my reflection in the snow covered hills, Well maybe, the landslide will bring it down W

Xxx Fantasy
as i walk slowly into the bedroom, i see you watchin me. sending chills throughout my body, from my head down to my feet. I could feel the tension in the air and see your nature rise. with the look of 'fuck me' glaring from your eyes. I see you eye'n my body while seductively lickin your lips. I began to walk towards and u watch my swiviling hips. Now im only 1 step away from u as u reach out your hand and cup my breast. I real my head back with enlightenment as my heart beats rapidly through my chest. I feel your hands creep over my curves until it finds its destination. Between my moist thighs, im lovin the sensation. your fingers conversate with my wetspot...twistin and turnin nonstop. Lickin my neck, kissin my lips, makin me very hot. You stop caressin my sweet pot and bring your fingers to ur lips to savor my flavor. I grab hold to your thick pipe and decide to return the favor. I stroke and strok until i fiend to feel you, to have u deep inside of me. Listening to u whispering th

The Bleeding By Five Finger Death Punch .
This has got to be one of my new favorite songs !! Read the lyrics too understand why . I remember when all the games began I remember every little lie,and every last goodbye Promises you broke,words you choked on and I never walked away .It's still a mystery to me Well I'm so empty . I'm better off with out you and your better off with out me . Well you're so unclean I'm better off with out you and you're better off without me Chorus: The Lying ,The Bleeding,The Screaming! Was tearing me apart! The hatred!The beatings!Its over! (end) Paint the mirrors black to forget you I still picture your face and the way you used to taste Roses in a glass dead an

Emotion Codes
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The Bathtub Test
During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup." "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?" ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE ? i said the bucket, who is going to be getting the bed next to me?

I'd Give You
I would give you the sun so you would have light. I'd give you the moon to guide you at night. I'd give you the stars so you could see All of the beauty that is heavenly. I'd give you a river with waters running deep. I would give you the fruits of the trees I reap. I'd give you the oceans and all of their treasures. I would give you all of this world's pleasures. I would give you my home for a place to live. Anything I have, to you I would give. I would give you my heart, my soul and mind. I'd give you these things because you're so kind. I love you.

Can't Resist This Rant
I can't resist ranting about this. My profile is logged in almost all day and night. I have internet access 24/7. That doesn't mean that I'm available to talk or want to talk to you 24/7. So you pop into my shoutbox during my work hours. When I inform you that i'm WORKING instead of shutting up and leaving me to my work you ask "what do you do". TRY READING MY FUCKING PROFILE! This happens to me on here every single freaking day. It doesn't matter if I put in my status that I'm working or not.

I Missed You
Washing dishes looking out the window at the field so still and quiet. My thoughts consume me. Your car pulls into the drive way and the front door opens. My thoughts have me so consumed I don't even hear you. I haven't seen you in weeks. Your job keeps you away so long sometimes I feel so neglected. I need to be in your control under your spell. I long for your attention. The gratification of pleasing you. Just as my thoughts start to fade I feel your breath on my neck at first I think its my imagination , than I feel the cold metal on my wrist as you pull my arm behind my back. Than not as nice the other arm wrist now both locked into place. I look at you.. My eyes are saying, "I miss you", but I dare not to speak. I know the routine. Not until I am spoken to. My heart flutters. Your touches send me to the edge. You push me down onto the kitchen floor. You tell me you brought a present home for me. You reach into a satin bag and pull out a collar. I never had one before. Its a sma

2009 Gets Started Friday
Softball sets sights on returning to top of Southland Conference this spring Courtesy: UTSA Athletics Release: 02/04/2009 Krista Is my 21 year old Stud Softball player .Please feel free to check her out all season at UTSA.com Go Runners Lori Cook, who owns the highest winning percentage in school history, begins her fourth year as head coach in 2009. With eight letterwinners returning, including four all-conference performers in senior outfielder Leanne Risberg, junior second baseman Rudi Cantu, junior first baseman Krista Sitka and sophomore pitcher/utility player Danyé Holmes, and a promising group of nine newcomers on campus, prospects for the 2009 UTSA softball season are high. Sitka has become a familiar face at first base, starting 106 games at the bag the past two seasons. She collected honorable mention All-SLC accolades last year after hitting .270 — .297 in conference games — with 41 hits, six doubles, seven h

Living Life
Here the deal. I always see people depressed and say how life is so ruff and it can be ruff but you know what i thought of something to say to that. Life is only as ruff as you let it be. You cant be worring about the past casue if you thinking about what happen and not what can happen you will be miserable like me all your damn life. Hell ive already at 26 years old been threw 2 lung surgerys, 1 kidney biopsy, ive lost me dad when i was 19 plus when i was 24 my kidneys starting failing due to a illness i have when i caught when i was only 18 months old. But you know yeah ill prob be on dialysis by the time i 40 and never be able to do shit again but guess what i dont think of it like that i look at is i have 14 or mort years to live my damn life the best i can. Hell stop worring about she loves me or he loves me and finding that person. Trust me fuck that person live your damn life look in the mirror and take care of that person first. Well no more ranting this is just for all the peo

To My Peoples
To all of you that i truly trust and luv out there. The people who are real with me and with others no matter what that i would kill for. Hell yall know who yall are one of you for sure. If i get irated or got some shit on my mind all you have to do is look at me and you know and never fail to ask whats goin on man. Hell yall even call at 2 or 3 in morn to make sure i ok and get pissed if i dont answer lmao. Those are the reason i love yall and i would kill for yall i always have your backs. If we all lived next to each other we would all have to move cause there no way one place could handle all of us. But just saying thank you for making me smile and laugh everyday people much luvs and stay badass.

My Mom Is Sick
Just so I dont have to continue to repeat the entire story every time I talk to people individually, My mother is sick and in the hospital.Shes been diagnosed with Pulmonary Embolism.Normally theres options like thrombolytics or anti coagulants but she has other complications such as a bleeding ulcer. So this is why I haven't been around or why we haven't spoken and its most likely going to continue that way for a while

Ez Rates - Easier To Rate
JUST TO CLEAR UP THE "EZ RATES" THING, EZ RATES MEANS ......SMALLER PICS, ALL THE SAME SIZE OR ALL OF SMALLER SIZE, HENCE " EZ RATES ", THIS DOESN'T MEAN THAT THE RATING SYSTEM WILL BE DIFFERENT OR THAT THEY'RE LITERALLY EZ TO RATE, THEY'RE EASIER TO RATE CUZ THE SCREEN ISN'T JUMPING AROUND FROM A SMALL TO A BIG PIC. I HAVE SEVERAL ALBUMS WHICH ARE MARKED 'EZ RATES' , FEEL FREE TO RATE & COMMENT, IF YOU'D LIKE.IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO COPY THEM, PLEASE DO SO AFTER RATING THEM, THANX.

Another Soldier In Iraq New To Fubar
tbrnes01@ fubar He's in Iraq and joined fubar to meet new people and have a getaway while in the sandbox. Please help me welcome him and show him some love. Thanks everyone. :) XOXO - Support the Troops

Valentine Application
Just send me a msg with your qualifications....I will pick 1 person the day before valentines day...winner will get all pics rated 11, added to family, FUBLINGS equaling 10 credits, and a personal poem written just for you! use your imagination and tell me something that you think will seperate you from every one else!

Simple Lil Poem
"Why,Is All I Ask" Why does it have to be that when you care so much for someone,it has to hurt?Wanting ever so desperately to scream out I Love You, but knowing they shall never feel the same. Praying that in time,they shall see just how much they truly mean to you.Always asking yourself if it is worth the pain and heart ache that will come from their rejection. Maybe some of us are truly never meant to have the one we love in our life.Having to sit from afar and only wish to yourself some how you could prove your love for them. Having eyes always so swollen and full of tears because you can not get them off your mind or out of your thoughts.All i would like to know is why must love hurt one so much!! P.J. 2/5/09

Another Simple Poem
"A Restrained Love" The love I so deeply and truly have for another,I must as all times keep under lock and key.For I know that she can not reciprocate because this lady honestly does not feel the same for me. I see all of the pain and agonyshe is having to deal with in her life,and I feel at a loss because there is nothing I can do to erase her troubles or wash away the tears from her beautiful eyes. There is nothing I would like more than to be her knight in shinning armor.To protect her from the evils of this world as I keep safe and truly loved in a society full of such bitterness. Hopefully one day in the future,when it is the right time or place,I can allow myself to truly tell her just how i feel. Until that moment arrives,all I can do is give her unconditional support!! P.J. 2/5/09

Fubar Is A Sin..so He Wont Date Me Cuz Of It-lmfao!
Storm Tracker Weather Forecast Office: I need to talk to you Stacie Arnold: ok Storm Tracker Weather Forecast Office: I found out what you typed down on I guess it was blogs, and it has made me want to end it with you. I have a hard time you truly care about me and love me. I truly loved you, but yet, I believe I maybe have been deceived. Don't tell me this aint true, because you are going to have to prove to me that you it isn't true. The main thing I want other than the Lord is to have a passionate relationship with the woman that God wants me to marry. I've been hurt too much and based on what I found out from the blogs, I don't want to be with you. I highly suggest that when you and your parents come down to Martionville, you stop by and get your ring. I want ot be done with this and move on with my life. I've got better things to make of my life than to be used and to be durt like I've been hurt. Stacie Arnold: I dont understand what your talking about Storm Tracker

A Lost Love
A Lost Love I thought it was over, I thought I could move on, I wish this would've never happened, I tried to move on with my life, I even moved out of state, Still my heart breaks and my life feels fake, Ever sense the day our relationship came to an end, I had to make a new beginning, Somewhere or someway, I put my sorrows at the bottom of those empty bottles many times, I tried leaving thinking this would be for the best, Well; Here I stand, There was many flings with relationships in between now and then, But, My feelings still stand, Something has held on this long, It's something between me and you; "Was the past really that bad?"; I will always find myself loving you! By: Jess L. Burris Jr.

Valentine's Day
First, to set the mood. Kick up the MP3 player with that love song CD I got a couple of years ago from someone that had my heart firmly twined around her finger, maybe a couple of sad songs to soothe the troubled soul, and a hopeful outlook on the future. That's right, it's that time of the year, when the country focuses on the one thing that I don't think any one person really understands: love. Today marks the "loveliest" day of the year, and for some, one of the saddest, another reminder that despite how hard we try, we cannot make love work for us. It is enough to drive the most stable person batty, but this year, I am going to walk a different path, because honestly I really cannot stand to hash out how I cannot make any kind of real relationship work for me. So lovesick or not, stick with me for the next thousand words or so, as we explore the truth about this month. Our language fascinates me, how we derive words from things that seem to have nothing to do with anything. One

Sexy Red Head Up For Bid, Hurry And Come And Put Your Bids In
GlitterMaker Heres your chance to own your very own -slave for a month. Have you owned Red Headed Temptress yet? What are you waiting for? Click the picture below and BID BID BID This auction is an all type bid auction. Bi

When Such Was Life...
A stout young fellow spoke of a fairy tale society, lost in a labrynth of disfigured Bugs Bunny puns. With a single clasp of its mighty wings, the great wurm over took the maiden and pinning her to the ground... ... "the school called again. They say he..." I sit here day in and day out waiting watching. I'm like some cat awaiting its prey. Waiting, watching memorizing its schedule then... "So do you think," he stammered, "maybe you'd"... falling twisting turning sounds have color "CAPITULATE!!!!" On his knees in the pew the child knelt. Struggling against the pain that began to bite into his knees to keep his back perfectly straight as the nuns had taught him. He did not cheat and hold himself up with his elbows. Tears streamed down his face. "Why, God?" he prayed as he wept. "Never, I aquiesce to none" sights tinkle with notes flying pirouetting wracking ...shaking so hard he nearly vomitted he managed a weak smile, "go t

Feeling Good
I know I haven't been on as much lately. I will try to start..but been busy working..and exercising..and just bunch of running around. Today I did my first week weight in at weight watchers. I lost 6.8lbs. I know I can do it on my own..I have in the past..but I need a little incentive..or inspiration I guess. This way,, I know I am spending 12 a week.. I will want to do it LOL. I did 3 1/2 hrs of exercise on my wii this week. I am starting to really enjoy it. With all been going on though..by this time at night..I am usually extremely tired. On another note.. just to let you know..I will be having a HH tomorrow. Stop by and show some love please. Hugs...

Happiness
Happiness.... I am not sure that any one thing or person can provide true happiness... Although...you add family, kids, husband/wife, and great friends and you have the perfect recipe for happiness.... I know some ppl believe that money can bring happiness or that material things can bring happiness....but all of these things can be got and lost in a day....where as family friends kids a mate these things are not so easily lost if loved and treated well.... So in this regard my one thought to you is this....Do you have true happiness and if so what does it stem from and is it replacable or is it not?? In my world my happiness stems from so much more than from the money I have or the possessions I own....it comes from my kids, the ppl I love...and my true friends....

In Blackest Night...
I have a shadow in my mind It floods me through and through There is no corner left in which to hide I am inundated by the darkness I keep There is no light at the end of my tunnel I see no way to be free of this I've come to accept this inevitablity This one truth I hold above all else There is no freedom on the horizon In brightest day In blackest night No release ever is in sight How can I stand this any longer This crushing dispair bears down on me Swallowing all I am There is no end to this torment I've begged for it all to be over Tried to end it myself I've been denied my peace So be it...

Girls.. ..read!!
"Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you' re just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU... The one who turns to his friends and says, "thats her"....

Idiot Of The Day - Hopefully The Only One
So this guy ... JoeS sends me a shout that says "nsfw?"... so i'm like "was that a question???" he says "yes do u have sexy pix?" ... ok keep in mind, he hasn't talked to me ever before, no rates, no conversation... apparently he's too lazy to add someone and check the albums... so my response... "wow, you really are just a typical jackass aren't you. there's plenty of porn sites on the net, even if i had access to my old acct that has hundreds of them, i wouldn't give you access" ... he starts rating me 1's... i'm thinkin "seriously? am i supposed to be hurt by this? rofl!!!" all i said was "lol cute, hunny, truth hurts like a motherfucker doesn't it" ... and blocked him, i was going to leave him unblocked but i figured god forbid he responds, my iq might drop. love ya'll, sin

My First Auto 11 Today Around 3 Pst...lvl Up With Me...thank You
This is a reminder that my Auto 11s will be on TODAY around 3p PST til Sunday. Please help me out and you know it helps you out as well. :-) (B) Please pass on to your friends and fam too. Thank You in advance for the help...

Nipple Pics
Ok, so ppl that know me should know that i have a bit of a nipple fetish....Nothing is as sweet and sucking, licking and bitting a pair of nips(pierced ones OMG) I made a folder on my page and now i just need your help to fill my folder with your hard nipples(drools thinking about it) Private message me for my email address and i will be more then happy to give it to you. FEMALE OR MALE

Ferris Wheels
I have always loved Ferris Wheels. The way you have, that anticipation.The way your hands holds mine just a little bit tighter. the look on your face if the wheel is turned making it spin. Feeling you slide over to me cause your "scared." Your laughter when we got to the top and see everything around us. Then the kiss you get just because you did it with her.Its just a ride at the fair. I Love Ferris Wheels! Original By "Spiritwolf"

More About Me
I like to write...that's a way to relieve my stress. If someone hurts me, I journal to get it off of my chest. I usually shred it afterwards, but feel better to have written it down. It's a good way to vent. I love the outdoors. You won't offend me one bit if you tell me to GO TAKE A HIKE!(lol). I love the mountains, the rivers, the lakes, the beach. I enjoy picnics and camping and collecting rocks and hiking and even walking in the rain. I strive to get along with everyone. Some people are miserable, so they want everyone else miserable too. I try not to take it too personal, but sometimes it does hurt. I like to find the humor in every situation. I don't want to dwell on the past.

Fantasy 4 Part 2
as they are lying there holding each other close.alucard gets up walking to the bathroom and cleans himself off.comeing back into the room he sees her laying there smileing at him.as he walks over she pulls him close leaning up kissing him deeply.she slide her hand down around his cock,takeing her down and slideing him into her mouth.feeling his body shake a bit and knowing he is enjoying it.she takes his cock deep going all the way down,forceing his dick down her throat.feeling his cock grow hard she pulls back smileing.as she gets up she pushes him down on the bed.she climbs on top of him,slideing his cock back deep into her pussy,and starts rideing him hard.smileing up at her,he lets her keep going feeling her slam her body down hard on his cock.looking at her he says"let me do this"she looks to him smileing as she gets off of him adn he gets up and has her get on her hands and knees.he comes up behind her slideing his hard cock back deep into her pussy.he starts thrusting hard slam

Are You Leaving Fubar Or Know Someone Who Is?
I really hope no one is reading this becaue personally, this site is full of quality people and I hate to see anyone go. I kinda hope this blog doesn't get any views, however, life happens and life decisions must be made. As most of you know from reading my blogs, I am accepting donations for spotlight for breast cancer awareness so not going to beat around the bush here or be shy in posting this blog, but if you or someone you know decides to leave fubar in the near future, don't let your fubucks go to waste! Instead, consider making a donation here as part of distribution out to your or their friends...I know this is forward, but I feel it is better the fubucks get used for something instead of being unused at all...yes, this is that important to me. Thank you for your attention and cooperation and as always, think pink! Love you all.

How Much It Costs To Connect To The Internet
Hello All, This is my first ever blog so here goes. I am still reeling from being hit for a monthly interner bill for January of $2200.00 Yes, one month connection charge of $2200.00 and all I did was spend my time on Fubar and no where else. As you may therefore guess I wont be spending very much time on Fubar everyweek, maybe a couple of hours every weekend. Sorry I wont be doing mass rating anymore as this seems to have been one of the things that burn up my connection allocation. I can be reached on my Yahoo, email and messenger at islandguy2008@ymail.com I do hope you will drop by or send me an email, it maybe paradice here but gets bloody lonely. Kisses and Cuddles Alexxxx

Echos....
Two hearts long to embrace two souls to entwine to bring low the distance that once did divide. To play symphonies of desire, love and passion their orchestras concertoing the realities of what was once merely imagined. Lamented by lovers in poem, prose and song since time unremembered ...in this lamentation doth all they feel, need desire...belong. For when their dreams doth become their reality The sharing of all that is their body, soul and being will resonate with the lamentations of all the lovers since time unremembered and echo unto eternity.....

Stuff Updated 2-7
hey all, i uploaded a bunch of my older pics... since it's been asked more than once: my computer is broken right now, so unless a power supply magically appears on my porch, i will not be uploading the ... more risque pics... or the rest of the regular ones either - not to mention the fact that i'll need a vip if i'm going to upload any of those because quite frankly, those that don't act like assholes can find those pictures if i want them to, and everyone else can wait ... so in closing, unless you want to pay to fix my computer and get me a vip, there will be no nsfw's on my acct for quite a long time at this point i think i'm back around to stay, but this is ME we're talking about so i'm not sure of anything, as per usual. love you all, sin

Help Her Out Please
I met her just a few weeks ago and shes been rating my profile for over a week now. She cant seem to get it done in one day cause she keeps running out of rates. Lets see if my friends can get her leveled up enough to rate and post more pictures. Errbody_know_my_name@ fubar

Jen And Tom
Jen stood in front of the mirror applying the rest of her make up. She looked in the full length mirror and fixed her shirt making it wrinkle free. She tugged at her skirt so that to is wrinkle free. She put her glasses on and slid her high heels on, ready for another day of work. She grabs her keys and purse and heads out the door. Driving the half hour commute to work stopping to pick up coffee. Jen arrived at the office juggling her coffee, purse, laptop, and cellphone and attempting to open the door. A man came around the corner whom was in a hurry and runs right into her. Jens coffee spilled all over her and him and she landed on the ground. " I am so sorry, here let me help you up." the man said to jen Jen reached up with one hand and he helped pull her to her feet.She bends down to pick up her laptop and purse. Her cellphone lay near the door in 2 broken pieces. "Thanks for helping me. I'v never seen you around here. Are you new?" Jen asked the man "Yes i am, my name is To

Bbl??
i know shame on me for not being on here its to nice top sit in the house. and if you were on my family list and yoour not now, dont take it personal, i took everyone out the other night for a few and havent been on to put people back on so quit sending butthurt messeges or i wont add you back, its just fubar people.... ok ill be back when im back

Mommie Dearest
You taught me how to hate myself it seemed your source of pride insulted and belittled me no matter how i tried called me stupid worthless lazy and then mocked me if i cried my mothers way of loving me made me wish that i had died you betrayed me and disgraced me just to serve your selfish lust humiliate me castigate me to see my pride ground into dust you made damn sure i had no idea of what it means to trust and what you tried to say was love was really only lust i am exactly what you made of me your special little boy i am your worthless broken battered little toy. you taught me i should hate myself it seems your source of pride your twisted way of loving me made me wish that i had died. ( a work in progress.)

"gold" Evans Blue
Hello, I'm your martyr, will you be my gangster can you feel my trigger hand, moving further down your back when you hide, hide inside that body but just remember that when I touch you the more you shake, the more you give away cold, but I'm still here, blind, ‘cause I'm so blind, say never we're far from comfortable this time cold, now we're so cold, mine, and you're not mine, say never we’re far from obvious this time wait, another minute here, time will kill us after all now can you feel its second hand wrapped around your neck so fall into my eyes and fall into my lies but don’t you forget the more you turn away, the more I want you to stay cold, but I'm still here, blind, ‘cause I'm so blind, say never we're far from comfortable this time cold, now we're so cold, mine, and you're not mine, say never we’re far from obvious this time you’re so endearing, you’re so beautiful, well I don’t look like they do, and I don’t love like they do but I don’t hate

Airport Letter
Picking you up from Airport has gotten to be one of my favorite things to do after your lil trips. I am always excited to see you again and occasionally hear tales of your fun adventures when you wanna share them, but i know never to push too much incase you aren't wanting share. As your planes arrives, I am even more excited and when i finally see you walking down the walk-way torwards me i can hardly keep from running thru security to meet you with open arms. Atlats you reach me and I give you a huge hug and long deep sensuous kiss to let you know i missed you dearly. We get your luggage and head to the carso we can be on our way home. You look stunning to me in a new dress I haven't seen before and I know it must be a gift from trip and you look amazing in it. we stop to grab some dinner after your long flight and its a nice sit down restaraunt with a great atmosphere with low lighting and candles on tables that have fancy table clothes covering them. as we sit and look at menu, my

Ok...here It Goes.
I want all of you...you know who the hell you are...to get off my ass. PLEASE STOP messaging me and shouting me and bitching at me because I "didn't give you a chance." If I wanted to...you would have already had it. BUT I didn't want to...that's right I said it! I didn't want to give you a chance...any of you. For heavens sake...I don't think a few fubar shouts here and there would amount to anything. So please. Stop with the guilt trips, and calling me brutal. I did nothing. I'm happy. So be respectful and get off my back. thanks.

It's True
Suffering from memory lose is very true. It can happen at a moment's notice. I'm experiencing it first hand. I'm not enjoying it because some people i don't remember and other's i'm starting to remember. Talking to people that knew me has helped me but I'm still trying to remember. With the help of my friends it's going to work. I may not have alot of them, but with the one's i have that know me it's going to help me. I'm glad to have friends like them. But i'm not sure on how long it will take to remember everything. I'm Hoping that with the help of everyone i talk to it will come back soon. But if i don't remember you off hand it's just that i don't remember. You will just have to help me remember. That's all i have ta say but if you are a friend maybe you can help.

Valentines Auction Im In!
Hey everyone I am in a Valentines day auction...please drop in and maybe place a bid on me...you WONT be disapointed!! IT JUST TAKES ONE RATE PLEASE RATE THIS PICTURE FOR A CHANCE FOR ME TO WIN A AUTO-11 BLING! ***JUST CLICK THE PICTURE 2 TAKE YOU THERE***

Light My Fire
It's simple really - love makes you tick and you enjoy exploring your sensual side. Sex is very important to you and central to your relationship. You know what you like and you're getting more and more confident about asking for it. But having said that, you're still just as happy taking it easy with cutesy cuddles on the couch now and then.

Ingrid..
Your result for Are You a Jackie or a Marilyn? Or Someone Else? Mad Men-era Female Icon Quiz... You Are an Ingrid! You are an Ingrid -- "I am unique" Ingrids have sensitive feelings and are warm and perceptive. How to Get Along with Me * Give me plenty of compliments. They mean a lot to me. * Be a supportive friend or partner. Help me to learn to love and value myself. * Respect me for my special gifts of intuition and vision. * Though I don't always want to be cheered up when I'm feeling melancholy, I sometimes like to have someone lighten me up a little. * Don't tell me I'm too sensitive or that I'm overreacting! What I Like About Being an Ingrid * my ability to find meaning in life and to experience feeling at a deep level * my ability to establish warm connections with people * admiring what is noble, truthful, and beautiful in life * my creativity, intuition, and sense of humor * being unique and being seen as

Another Poem Lol
Death Death in the end is peace for the tormented souls For us with that soul we live in pain everyday We might dream the good dreams but we know its not reality We have suffered hardships and heartaches that are beyond your understanding I might be your best freind but I'm really here to help you not to become like me I hope you never do end up this way but if you do I will be here to walk next to you guideing the way

Los Amorosos / Jaime Sabines
Los amorosos callan. El amor es el silencio más fino, el más tembloroso, el más insoportable. Los amorosos buscan, los amorosos son los que abandonan, son los que cambian, los que olvidan. Su corazón les dice que nunca han de encontrar, no encuentran, buscan. Los amorosos andan como locos porque están solos, solos, solos, entregándose, dándose a cada rato, llorando porque no salvan al amor. Les preocupa el amor. Los amorosos viven al día, no pueden hacer más, no saben. Siempre se están yendo, siempre, hacia alguna parte. Esperan, no esperan nada, pero esperan. Saben que nunca han de encontrar. El amor es la prórroga perpetua, siempre el paso siguiente, el otro, el otro. Los amorosos son los insaciables, los que siempre —¡qué bueno!— han de estar solos. Los amorosos son la hidra del cuento. Tienen serpientes en lugar de brazos. Las venas del cuello se les hinchan también como serpientes para asfixiarlos. Los amorosos no pueden do

Resistance...
I'm up here so high I can see the world bustling below me Someone once told me love would bring me back I don't know if I can get back home She needs the love of a hero Thats why I fear mine won't do How can I save her What I have inside won't let me save myself My thoughts crawl like vermin inside me I dig my nails into my eyes How can I keep these images at bay What was has poisoned what has yet to be The blackness inside me shines through my eyes Please don't let me infect you all I'll push as hard as I can I'm getting sucked deeper into this monster I fight to get to heaven Slow decent to hell Resistance is futile...

Proud To Be White?!
WHITE This is great. I have been wondering about why Whites are racists, and no other race is. Proud to be White Michael Richards makes his point... Michael Richards better known as Kramer from TVs Seinfeld does make a good point. This was his defense speech in court after making racial comments in his comedy act. He makes some very interesting points... Someone finally said it... How many are actually paying attention to this? There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, etc. And then there are just Americans. You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You call me 'White boy,' 'Cracker,' 'Honkey,' 'Whitey,' 'Caveman' ... and that's OK. But when I call you, Nigger, Kike, Towel head, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink ... You call me a racist. You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you... so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live? You have the United Negro Col

What The Missing Man Table Means
Missing Man Ceremony We have some honored guests who cannot be with us that deserve to be honored with our attention and respect. This ceremony calls for designating a POW/MIA place setting as a physical symbol of the thousands of American POW/MIA's still unaccounted for from all foreign conflicts. May we all be reminded to spare no effort in securing the release of any American prisoners from captivity, the repatriation of the remains of those who died bravely in defense of liberty, and a full accounting of those missing in action. The ceremony explains the symbolism of the POW/MIA Place Setting. THE TABLE- The table is small, symbolizing the helplessness of one person, alone against his oppressors. THE CHAIR- The chair is empty, for they are not here. THE CLOTH- The tablecloth is white for the purity of their intentions in responding to their country's call to arms. THE SALT- The salt is symbolic of the tears shed by those who wait. THE GLASS- The glass is inverte

Four
A night scene, walking on the sidewalk, i walk a distance as it seems I noticed a person in front of me as the camera becomes unblurred "A Girl"... she seems to walk a little faster..., i can feel her scared She comes at a cross walk, she turns around to see if i am still following her I am not there.. She turns face-ward.. a City Buss passes by, revealing me on the other side of the street --Facing her... She notices me, and screams for help and points in my direction... but ppl think she is nuts because there is no one there, except an old woman "Crack whore", "Junkie" as a few words that are spread under peoples breath "What are you people staring at, im not crazy".. the Girl says in her defense She turns and runs down the street with out crossing, she figures she will cross at another crosswalk She comes to a bar and walks in, thinking she can buy time.. hopefully the perpetrator will have been gone Few hours pass, with a couple of drinks ordered she finds

~* My Country; Dorothea Mc Keller *~
The love of field and coppice, of green and shaded lanes, Of ordered woods and gardens is running in your veins. Strong love of grey-blue distance, brown streams and soft, dim skies I know but I cannot share it, my love is otherwise. I love a sunburnt country, a land of sweeping plains, Of rugged mountain ranges, of droughts and flooding plains. I love her far horizons, I love her jewel-sea, Her beauty and her terror - The wide brown land for me! The stark white ring-barked forests, all tragic to the moon, The sapphire-misted mountains, the hot gold rush of noon. Green tangle of the brushes, where lithe lianas coil, And orchids deck the tree tops, and ferns the warm dark soil. Core of my heart, my country! Her pitiless blue sky, when sick at heart, around us, we see the cattle die - But then the grey clouds gather, and we can bless again The drumming of an army, the steady, soaking rain. Core of my heart, my country! Land of the Rainbow Gold, For flood and fir

5 Types Of Guys To Avoid... Which Is Me? Lol
1. Rebound Guy Knowing how bummed I’ve been since my ex Claudia left for Europe, my buddy tried to set me up with his “hot coworker.” Very kind of him, but I declined. With my heart stuck in international customs, there’s no way I could make a connection. Not that I wasn’t tempted. We men secretly hope we’ll never have to deal with our feelings and instead can “fix” our sadness with a new woman. Problem is, we’re always comparing her to the ex—how she is in bed, how her butt looks in jeans. Real mature stuff that you’d be wise to avoid by dating us after we’ve healed. 2. Disappearing Guy Some seemingly normal guys have a bad habit of vanishing. Excuses like “work’s really busy” may be true, but there’s often something else going on. My old roommate tried to woo his new girlfriend while still dating his old one. I also know someone who told a woman he was single in New York, although he was married in Ohio. Both guys checked out for days at a time. When you’re just starting to d

*sigh*
For those that have asked, he did in fact screw me over. And then had the nerve to ask a friend of mine "how I'm doing?" How am I doing? Seriously? How the flip do you think someone is doing after you lied to them, cheated on them, proposed and broke it off, racked up some money on your credit card and left you to deal with it all?! Seriously? Actually, I'm great. I've never been better. For the first time in my life, I've learned to focus on myself, care about myself, love myself. I needed out of the hospital and I possibly have a new job, a better paying one, ect. I'm probably scarred for life in the dating scene, or at least for quite a while. But what a dumb fucking question. He cost me my job, my sanity, my entire life. I gambled it all to be with him. I'd say I'll never trust somebody like that ever again, but I know it's not true. I'm very committed to the people I'm with. I open my heart pretty wide as a gesture to show that I care about them, and I'm will

Reality
Clouds bellow in the distance Burst of wind ravages the meadow Uprooted, tossed away --Rewind On the edge, a tree stands tall Flourished in beauty; strucked Slanted, falls -- Rewind 2 Squirrels play along side a tree Jaguar in the shadows strikes; swipes Echos, avalanche -- Rewind A honey bee makes its rounds "Buzzzz", Flying; Dodges leaves Spider web, caught --Rewind You and I, camping trip Lost of Direction; Arguments We split into different paths [Press Play]

~secrets~
~Truths~ I shared with a friend yesterday that I enjoy reading the insights and words of wisdom from books and prophets and philosophers....she told me about 'Osho' which I have yet to read. Thank you Black Widow. Here are a few 'Truths' or 'Secrets' I have found along the way that can lead you the life of your dreams if you are pliant and allow life to be dynamic for you day to day............peace *To changer your life FAST...use Gratitude to shift your energy. When you put all your energy into gratitude....You will see Miracles take place in your life. *To Change things QUICKLY...commit to writing 100 things you are grateful for each day, until you see the change, And FEEL the Gratitude. Your Power is in the FEELING that you put into the words of gratitude. *Whatever feelings you have within you are Attracting your Tomorrow. Worry attracts more worry. Anxiety attracts more anxiety. Unhappiness attracts more dissatisfaction. AND.... Joy attracts more joy. Happin

Heartbeat
Heartbeat Words and Music by Robby Romero as the purple sunset fades are we really here alone on the main street of the world relocated from our homes and all that's real seems so far away sacrificing tomorrow for yesterday there's a heartbeat louder than thunder revolution is in the air there's a heartbeat deep inside our mother are you too cool to care you one so clever never speak too soon you one who knows better to be sliding in and out of the room with your friends close your enemies closer be careful now not to force her there's a heartbeat louder than thunder revolution is in the air there's a heartbeat deep inside our mother are you too cool to care roll back the darkness we've been blind for far too long in this socialist communist democracy it can't be right when it's all wrong and the spirit they could never really see you can't take away from me there's a heartbeat louder than thunder revolution is in the ai

Valentine's Bling Bux - Autos Open
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My Lonliness
Alone I sleep, And alone I wake, Alone I dream, And alone I ache, Alone I live, And alone I cry, Alone I think, And alone I'll die, Alone I try, And alone I fall, Alone I fail, And alone I crawl, Alone I break, And alone I sit, Alone I was, Alone I am, And alone I'll always be.

I'm Not Perfect...
I've never claimed to be perfect I make mistakes No one understands what it's like to be me Why can't anyone accept me as I am I just live my life the best way I know how Why can't that ever be good enough I love like there's no tomorrow Yet, that's still not good enough I am who I am I will never be who you want me to be Please, accept me as I am I'm not perfect...and will never be

Help A Great Rater Oracle Please?
Cute Myspace Generators I need assistance, getting ready for my Party, tentatively planning on Throwing my Party Thursday 12 February 2009, to Saturday 14 February 2009. A 2 DAY EVENT!!!! I need assistance, any help would be greatly appreciated!!!!! Please if you can assist with making the following b4 then contact me, show me your skills: Items needed: I need Invite's to fu-mail telling people about the PARTY graphics make it soooo much better, Blogs using graphics, that Promote my running Auto 11's During Happy hours, on Thursday 12 Feb, thru Saturday 14 Feb,,,,,and longer if the hh's run out, I will be using 2 Count em (2) Auto 11's Also Blog's with graphics, thanking everyone for coming to my Party, and enjoying the Auto 11's, Helping me ORACLE!!! (You read that RIGHT) I am shooting 4 the Stars, trying to ORACLE in 2 day's ON 2 Auto 11's!!! WATCH ME DO IT!!!! I will also need Bulletins, with graphics, doing the same promoting, and thanking ALL I wi

Sooo
well im sure some people are wondering why im anot answering texts but if you would read what i posted once in a while you would know...i see most of you commenting on people blogs and what not yet you blow right by mine and then get all pissy when something happens u dont know why....so personally i dont give a fuck what you do or if you talk to me or not everything is being shut off but my mail so piss off

February 10th
How are you? Feeling stressed? Feeling disturbed? Feel sick? I don't really care, but now I made you think about your misery. See talking about just the mere hint sends a suggestion to your brain. Odd stuff eh? Oh well, Today I would like to impart something on ya, but do me a favor when you finish reading this.... Take a shower, I can smell you from here. Hell the dirt is jumping onto your pc right now!!! Don't believe me run your finger across the bottom of your monitor.....see the dirt...yeah told ya so. Oh yeah, I signed up for school, Figure hell more school, more money..... I am definitely intelligent enough for it, Hell I was invited to the National Honors Society......so I know I'm smart. There is proof!!! Where is yours......j/k. Don't mind me just feel like harassing you for even looking at this blog..... And oh yeah, I'm going out to run in the Virginia is for Lovers 1.4 mile this weekend. Come on out and check it out or google it and see what it is all about. Running ro

White Guilt Is Dead
not writen by me but i agree WHITE GUILT IS DEAD Look at my fellow conservatives! There they go, glumly shuffling along, depressed by the election aftermath. Not me. I’m virtually euphoric. Don’t get me wrong. I’m not thrilled with America ’s flirtation with neo socialism. But there’s a massive silver lining in those magical clouds that lofted Barak Obama to the Presidency. For today, without a shred of intellectually legitimate opposition, I can loudly proclaim to America : The Era of White Guilt is over. This seemingly impossible event occurred because the vast majority of white Americans didn’t give a fluff about skin color, and enthusiastically pulled the voting lever for a black man. Not just any black man. A very liberal black man who spent his early career race-hustling banks, praying in a racist church for 20 years, and actively worked with America-hating domestic terrorists. Wow! Some resume! Yet they made Barak Obama their leader. Therefore, as of Nov 4th, 2008, wh

V-day
Only once in the 9 years that I've actually had the pleasure of experiencing Valentine's day with a significant other (intermittently) have I had a Valentine's day worth remembering. I fucking hate this so-called holiday, no matter whether it's to celebrate love for a member of the opposite sex or someone you're in a relationship with, or to your family...my Valentine's days have all consecutively sucked dirty donkey balls. I waited and waited for someone, friend or more, to come along and make a good memory for me...even to try and make one for myself has been difficult. I have 3 final words: FUCK VALENTINE'S DAY

Tell Me Everything!!!
YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW YOU...I want to know 47 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine...You're on my list, so I wanna know you better! 1. What is your full name? 2. When is your Birthday? 3. What is your e-mail address? 4. Do you smoke? 5.How many sexuall partners have you had? 6. If you can't answer, is it really that many? 7. Can you cook? 8. What was your dream growing up? 9. What talent do you wish you had? 10. Favorite place? 11. G-strings or thongs? 12. What was the last book you read? 13. What zodiac sign are u ? 14. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 15. Worst Habit? 16. Do we know each other outside of Fubar and if not why don't we? 17. What is your favorite sport? 18. Pesimist or Optimist attitude? 19. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me

Why??
Why do women cheat when they have it all? For that matter, why does any! cheat when they have it all?? Why do some guys have all the luck??? why do some guys get the attached women?? Why do some guys only get girls when they are with some 1?? why is it when they are single no1 wants to even hang out..........

Analogies
Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their love lives. One woman said, "I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can drill like he does." The second woman giggled and confessed, "I call my husband the miner because of his incredible shaft." The third woman quietly sipped her whiskey until her friend asked, "Say, what do you call your husband?" She frowned and said, "The postman." "Why the postman?" "Because he always delivers late, and half the time it's in the wrong box."

Cheese & Point....
For those of you that know me, my goofy smile with me pointing is a typical photo of me... a friend of mine took a photo with the same pose and named it cheese & point... It seriously made me laugh out loud... So I started a new photo inspired by her.... If you wanna be in my "cheese & point" folder, let me know and send me a link to the photo to be used... LOL...

Racism
Andrew M. Manis is associate professor of history at Macon State College in Georgia and wrote this for an editorial in the Macon Telegraph. Andrew M. Manis: When Are WE Going to Get Over It? For much of the last forty years, ever since America "fixed" its race problem in the Civil Rights and Voting Rights Acts, we white people have been impatient with African Americans who continued to blame race for their difficulties. Often we have heard whites ask, "When are African Americans finally going to get over it? Now I want to ask: "When are we White Americans going to get over our ridiculous obsession with skin color? Recent reports that "Election Spurs Hundreds' of Race Threats, Crimes" should frighten and infuriate every one of us. Having grown up in "Bombingham," Alabama in the 1960s, I remember overhearing an avalanche of comments about what many white classmates and their parents wanted to do to John and Bobby Kennedy and Martin Luther King. Eventually, as you may recall, in

Know Thyself
I woke up early this morning. A rarity for me indeed, as my night owl tendencies are beginning to show again and I push that bedtime back later and later. There is nothing better than the feeling of waking up before the alarm clock and just laying there for a few minutes, feeling refreshed. Partially I think my sleep has been thrown off by the lack of having someone with me. Once you are accustomed to rolling over and feeling that person next to you, not having someone there is a hard adjustment to make. I always felt better in the morning when I woke up that way, but that's off subject. So the day started just fine, I was upbeat and chipper. I got into the office to find that my co-worker's wife had gone into labor, a possibility he explained to me yesterday. It's their first child, and so I was excited to hear that. I could feel myself beginning to weary, though. No necessarily from being tired, but the stress of work, life, and other things beginning to tug at me. I'm not unha

The Ultimate Whorior!
Violet's Auto 11 Auction! Violets will auction off an auto 11 bling this Friday, Feb. 13th from 8 am to 8 pm! The highest bid wins! Fubucks will go to Whoremaster for his spotlight fund. .√iolets. Donate Using FuPal, just click! It's Easy! If you dont want to bid, then please feel free to donate any amount to help! Maître de putain™ Hubby to ~Master's Whore~ A BatM Creation

Why Gravity Is Not Our Friend!!!
I have a firm belief that whoever came up with the aging process as the way we evolve on this planet was misguided and not thinking clearly. Sorry God, I know I am going to burn in hell according to all your various representatives here on Earth, but I just don't get this little system you came up with here. I spent much of my working life as an Advanced EMT. One of the first things we were taught was that a patient not breathing is a bad thing. So this morning when I was having some trouble breathing and dizziness, images of thousands of patients I had cared for over the years flashed in front of my eyes. I knew instinctively to call the doctor. Unfortunately my doctor is at the Veterans Administration. Now I go to the VA because I got a couple Purple Hearts in Vietnam. One for getting shot, the other for getting bit by a snake. The snake was poisonous and my Commanding Officer assured me it was a Communist snake trying to infiltrate our unit. I accepted the award. The ot

My City Council...
Christ, while I'm sitting here trying to find a time to log off and grab a quick nap, I've got the local talk radio station on. Quick synapsis of my hometown of Akron Ohio, crime is going up while jobs within the APD is going down... Now, this local talk radio show is about the ONLY un-biased news source that probably ANYONE has in this leftist state of Ohio has anymore... ...and who calls in while I'm listening?!? The city council member from... shit, either 4 or 7, but the council member who preachs AGAINST the Akron Police Department. The council member who speaks AGAINST funding more police on the streets... The council memeber who got caught trying to take a gun onto a flight last year. ... And this "council member" calls in to this radio station, and pretty much sounds like any other ragged getto idiot while the radio host tries to keep the conversation at least somewhat intelligently..... ...I'm thinking I shoulda ran for city council when I had the ch

Try This One More Time
ok the first time didnt work out to well, i only had 7 salutes. i know i got more friends than that who would love to show me love and have love returned. so i would like to know who out there would like to make me a salute. same thing goes, nsfw for nsfw and sfw for sfw. hit me up and let me know if you wanna show me love. and let me know when you take the salute so i can rip it to my folder. and i will hook u up with love! thanks to all my friends who wanna help!

Care Pakage...
*** UPDATE *** Spoke with quite a few crew members and decided to include everyone in on this. If youd like to send a care package to noone in particular, here are some requests that were made. smoked oysters kipper snacks toiletries books/magazines cd's dvd's candy snacks cigarettes smokeless tobacco powdered drinks dunkin donuts coffee starbucks coffee video games (ps2, ps3, xbox) UFC fight MIR vs LESNAR sunscreen ( in the gulf and its hot as hell ) downloaded music (cd or on thumb drive) stuff for women..we have 8 officers on here pens SOMETHING SHOWING THAT WE ARE SUPPORTED AND APPRECIATED BACK AT HOME! Any kind of PORN (straight that is) china markers (grease pencils) stationary stamps calling cards Okay...so here goes nothing. As some of you may know, I am on active duty in the US NAVY and currently deployed for longer than a "normal" deployment. Have you EVER wanted to send something to some of the troops but didnt know how to do it? I

For Valentines Day
Hi, beautiful do you see visions of red this a made for you and I. The day starts out with you and I get'n in the shower then then we we go out to breakfast of your choice. Then we take a walk just around then I have made plans for you to get taken care of from you head to your feet I drop you off at a spa where you spend most of the afternoon at. I pick you up so we can go to a movie then to dinner then back home to enjoy one another. As we lay in the bed we kiss, we play and start teasing and pleasing each other as I start caressing your beautiful breasts as i start down your body get right between your legs of course so that I can may lick, kiss, suck on your pretty lil kitty katts, OOOO, baby so,so,so moist i want to taste your cream. then side my dick inside of you as you R already so wetttttt as we do out freaky thang as we fade off to sleep.

Politics 2
OK, so now i watching the news again last night, and a Republican Congressman named something Issa ( if you watch old movies this is very ironic) was talking about the Democrats grabbing power. What he was referring to was the the head of the census beruo now reportig directly to the cheif of staff. I was thinking how ironic that he could even comment on thi subject. Over the last 8 years one of the tactics the Republicans have been redistricting states to ensure they get more seats in congress and electoral votes in heavily Republican districts. A great example of this is Texas. Texas was redistricted to give Republicans about 10 more seats in Congress. Here's an example Austin the capital of texas leans very heavily Democrat. If you look closly it breaks down that South Austin is predominantly Democrat and there are more Republicans in North Austin. So what they did was broke Austin into two or three didtricts now south Austin votes with El Paso, El Paso is about 800 miles aw

I Love
To have sex to music. Kinda weird to some peopl but I know a few songs get me turned on for different reasons. Voodoo by Godsmack is my FAVORITE song. All I have to do is listen to Sully's voice and I am ready to go at it. Then there is the hardcore music I LOVE. I mean I like the music for more than that but having sex to that makes the guy go just that much faster, like they want to keep up with the rhythm.When I go to hardcore shows I go to have fun but something about being there turns me on too. Maybe its the violence emitted at the shows in the pit, or how rough the guys are in the pit, but something does it to me. Am I the only one who can just get turned on by music??

Thinking Outloud
i dont understand when you have something happen that becomes, shall we call it public knowledge, that suddenly people you know seem to get the impression that it may have something to do with them. as if you cant be friends with someone, and have a problem completely unrelated to them with out it bleeding in to that friendship. im trying to understand how this works. is it not possible to maintain a friendship with people, if one or more of your friends dont associate with someone else? does everyone have to be a clique? i woke up to a msg today about how everything was fun until someone showed up basically. and one thing had nothing to do with the other directly. and feelings got hurt and im not sure how this is connected. all i know is that im here to have some fun and the last few weeks have been up and down and i really dont know why. Im just going to let it go and keep to myself. end vent...

Wtf Is Going On Here ?
Beaners: Recently on the side walk in front of our local court house there was this gentleman carrying a sign that had an arrow pointing south and under it , it said Beaners : homes 2500 miles that way . Well being the calm person I am I thought to myself , self : This man has a point , if all the people that arent from here left and went back where they came from maybe it would be a better place , first all the black people should go back to Africa , then all the Spanish people should go back to Mexico, Puerto rico , or what ever latin country their from . After that how about all the asians , ya there we go were really cleaning up the place now , and what about those Germans ,Irish, Polish, Hindu, Canadian, and all the other people that "came" here , the ones not natural citizens ! Who would be left? They would be the true Americans, the purest of the pure !!! Guess that means we should all learn Native American then because those are the only true Americans , the rest of us a

Today's List 02/12/2009
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Pudding
I fell down the hole in your paper heart. It was the size of two chasms and three where was I going with this? My head is vacant. All the words fell out in a jumble. Like a puzzle shook up in the box. Pieces jammed where they don't belong. Some upside down Very much like my on again off again romance with success. Nah, not even that direction. My on again off again romance with sleep. One day she's cool the next night she's inescapeable terror. Strangulation in the sheets. Dry sweat and wet gasps tangled and creeping into every part of me. Every last engorged pore rupturing with bile and so much fear. Fear of being alone. Fear of waking. Fear of every knife wielding stranger. Blades of unkind. Chipped on bone and stoney hearts. Sharpened on tears frozen immortal. The everliving daylight of cruelty. The cruelty we all know in an unloved heart. Another hour of overtime. Another highball. Another headache. Another sadistic grin as you twist it in an

Stars That Shine
when you look up at the sky and see the stars... and the beautiful bright lit moon.. when you think that your alone.. with nobody there to veiw the night with you..when your at all wits end ready to give up hope.. ready to stop caring.. just think.. somebody is out there doing the exact the very same thing...somebody like me... i want my rockstar... i dont usually care about valentines day..ive never really gotten anything from it in past maybe a rose one time... im not usually very girly.. but eventually id like something that shows real meaning..something that wont die... something that isnt a last minute idea all the time...it wouldnt even have to be fancy.. im a pretty simple person..eventually id like to get to that ...that place in life that i find mr romantic.. that doesnt mean a girly man..although.. i could get a good laugh outta making fun of little things at times lol.. but seriously.. going into doing the cdl/truck driving thing... i doubt im gonna find or even g

I Hate Valentine's Day
seriously... this year i hate it more than christmas, which i hated because i didn't have the money to buy anyone a damn thing... which sucks because usually i spoil certain people (brother/sister/certain close friends)... but really, i hate being single... but given the divorce's destruction of my concept of anything lasting forever (which hit me alot harder than i expected it to considering we'd been separated over three years) i can't figure out how to be in a relationship right now either. so yay for all of you in loving relationships that are so happy and in love... but for me... i want to wake up and have it be sunday already. ~sin

My Love To You
I have hide away in the darkness lurking in the shadows of how I long to show you the love no matter where we was I spent hours of countless hours on the phone making you laugh wishing to hold you in my arms and to get lost with in your eyes no one makes me more happier in life then you your my universe my world my life my one and only true soul mate that I would do anything for I will not hide in the shadows no longer if I lose you it is because I lost my world I want the world to see how happy you are I would love to have your hand in marriage I hope I will never lose you for if I lost you my world will crumble into a million pieces I would not expect no one to put it together but just let me sit and watch as people go by life it self will pass on bye with out I Love You Nocturnal Kitten and nothing will change that you are my heart and soul.... Will You Marry Me? To Top This All Off Here Is The Poem I Wrote Just For You!!!! Here I Am Yours To Take, Not Knowing What To Say,

He's Just Not That Into You
So I saw this movie yesterday and i must say my eyes are open fukn wide. I took all my fav out my phone. I'm not calln,txtn,im, or email anyone i've known for less than a year unless they show true interests. And yes I have to agree, If I'm not getting a phone call he's just not that into me...... Believe what you see and don't ever make up an excuse...

How I Feel....
Shut off the t.v and peel off those sunday gloves And I'll stain the clean that you've been counting Old mr. fletcher passed by here today After 40 years of toil he just up and walked away Fantastic the panic that showed in his eyes He shrugged when I asked him about it He said "young man pay heed, you listen well to what I say Now there comes a time for a man to walk away" Walk away, I'll be a parade And I'll be determined that no one shall dissuade on my way I'll take my sweet time and burn all the bridges that I'm leaving behind He passed by again and he was shivering from the cold I'm not sure but I think that he was trying He told me about the weather and something old to pay "But tomorrow", he said, "I'm gonna surely walk away" Some days I just wanna walk away....thanks to Bad Religion for the words....

Anger
subject: Explanation of Format for "Anger" post date: 2007-09-06 07:32:22 views: 18 comments: 0 ratings: 0 The poem "Anger" is in the style of a Rictameter Visual structure is important This is how it it formatted. It is structured by syllable as follows: 2,4,6,8,10,8,6,4,2... the first & last verse are the same word. The Poem "Hope Reciprocated" is also a Rictameter. Both poems were written about 4 years ago, when I was on a mission to win contests and be published...a mission I am thinking of taking on again actually! I challenge you to write your own Rictameter! Toodles for now, *Sereana* subject: Anger post date: 2007-09-16 06:59:09 views: 26 comments: 1 ratings: 0 Anger It's the small things That eat me up inside Wish I could just let them all go But nuances of rage cloud the water Leaving murky doubt in their wake Peace is upstream, so far from this place of Anger

The Peace In Nature
subject: The Peace in Nature post date: 2007-10-08 08:50:55 views: 15 comments: 1 ratings: 0 The Peace in Nature Life Is Full Of complex Contradictions Only Nature's beauty can soothe my woes To sit beneath a tree and feel the wind Passing the day Pondering My own Sins And Sins of Evil men Who destroy the Harmony and balance with their carelessness We should seek to protect places of peace Killing the world We once loved So much More

Future Real Fu
This is how I imagine the fu would be in real life; The result of a thought process that started with how social sites work and how we end up creating real relationships despite the fact that the only thing we have of the people we meet is an online persona. It's a long story; do as you please. The year is 2099, in some place. I’m on the Highway, in my electro car, on my way to the fu, passing dusty road signs and huge led screens, advertising some product or other. My gps beeps, and in a friendly voice says” Arrr you be near the fu matey, take the next exit and ye be at the booty, park where x marks the spot” Yes, I confess when the voice software came out for the gps, which allowed you to put different types of voices, like pirate or ninja, male or female, I was one of the first to give hard earned credits for it. I was going with male pirate that week, because female bimbo got old after a while. The Highway rises and I can see down from the right hand lane, the Fu g

Just So You Know
Phat$o is the best. If you don't think so stay the fuck away from my page an we won't have no beef. (lol I said beef. P.S. Nothing made me write this blog but my feelings of love for my owner. P.S.S. more like sex on the ditch bank....lol you know we all done it.

Lack Of Specific Gene Plays Role In Autism, Study Shows
Lack Of Specific Gene Plays Role In Autism, Study Shows ScienceDaily (Feb. 12, 2009) — It is estimated that three to six out of every 1,000 children in the United States have autism – and the number of diagnosed cases is rising. Autism is one of a group of series developmental problems called autism spectrum disorders (ASD) that appear in early childhood, usually before age 3. Through symptoms and severity vary, all autism disorders affect a child's ability to communicate and interact with others. It's not clear whether this is due to better detection and reporting of autism, a real increase in the number of cases, or both. That's why researchers at Case Western Reserve University, led by Gary Landreth, a professor of neurosciences and neurology at the School of Medicine, have pulled together a number of recent findings that link a common genetic pathway with a number of human syndromes and a newly-recognized genetic form of autism, publishing them in the January 29, 2009, iss

13th Facts About Friday The 13th!!!
If you fear Friday the 13th, then batten down the hatches. This week's unlucky day is the first of three this year. The next Friday the 13th comes in March, followed by Nov. 13. Such a triple whammy comes around only every 11 years, said Thomas Fernsler, a math specialist at the University of Delaware who has studied the number 13 for more than 20 years. By the numbers Here are 13 more facts about the infamous day, courtesy of Fernsler and some of our own research: 1. The British Navy built a ship named Friday the 13th. On its maiden voyage, the vessel left dock on a Friday the 13th, and was never heard from again. 2. The ill-fated Apollo 13 launched at 13:13 CST on Apr. 11, 1970. The sum of the date's digits (4-11-70) is 13 (as in 4+1+1+7+0 = 13). And the explosion that crippled the spacecraft occurred on April 13 (not a Friday). The crew did make it back to Earth safely, however. 3. Many hospitals have no room 13, while some tall buildings skip the 13th floor. 4.

Fubar Problems
for the past 3 hours, i have tried and been unsuccessful at getting on fubar.com from my computer. i am currently on here using a proxy server.... and this is extremely slow..i went to fubar support lounge and realized a lot of others are having the same probs. i just wanted to say sorry i am not able to chat at the moment..just trying to figure out what the problem is..anyone have any opinions as to what the prob could be? my friends and family are awesome

Boring Day At Work This Is What I Do With My Time
Roses are red Violets are blue When I am in bed I rub one off thinking of you I think about your cock And your clean shaven balls And how you make my bed rock Until the echo of your name reaches my halls I think of your dick It makes me so wet I want you to lick I want you to pet I want it so fast I want you to pound But you want to make it last Until I'm so weak, I can't make a sound.

A Valentine's Miracle?
I know this will be hard to believe,but everything I'm about to tell you is true. On January 26,2009 we received our first measurable snow.On January,31,2009 I noticed the following image in my Driveway.It was not deliberately made,and as you can see there are at least three different tread patterns. As the weather warmed and the snow began to melt I noticed the trails made by the vehicles that had come in and out of my driveway had made the image of interlocking hearts.You could only see the image if you looked at it from one spot,and I guess that's why I hadn't seen it until fourteen days before February,14. I know it looks like it was made purposely and that's why I wrote this Blog. Happy Valentine's Day Thank You for taking the time to read my Blog.As you can see I'm not very good at these,but I wanted to share my Valentine's experience with my friends.

Possibilities...
Sometimes... I’m not sure of just what  I believe in anymore… but I do  Believe in Possibilities.  I believe in   The possibility that sparks can turn into  Flames. I believe in  The possibility that  Strangers can  Become the  Best of  Friends.   I believe in the possibility that my  Dreams are not smoke and mirror  Fantasy / Terrors, but  Moon-glowing realities,  Unrealized.   I believe my soul knows the hidden  Answer to these questions my  Eyes have yet to perceive,  My heart has yet to  Sense, my mind has  Yet to conjure. I   Believe my body’s own private  Skin can cloud perception  And whisper in a deceptive  Language… yet in quiet  Contemplation, I  Can make sense  Of deceit &  Mince meat of  Bullshit.   Yes. Granted. I don’t know much.  But if you ask

A Valentines Message To All My Friends & Family
Happy Valentines Day To All My Friends & Family On Fubar Im So Gratefull For All The Wonder Full Friends I Have And Just Want To Say Thank You To You All For The Gifts I Have Received This Valentines Day Im Sorry I Haven't Named You All But It Would Take Me All Day .... So I Send Love To You All And Hope You All Have Great Day imikimi - Customize Your World!

Spending Bill, Get Ready
OK, it begins. Inflation starts next. You, Your kids, your Grandkids will be paying for this long after you're dead. Write back a year from today and let me know how wonderful life is then. Democrats have already started blocking access to meetings. They just passed the biggest bill for money spending and NOT ONE either Republican or Democrat has read the bill. It was even blocked by the Democrats from being read on the floor of Congress. It had to be passed quickly so Pelosi could go see the Pope. It was supposed to be posted on the net for everyone to read for 48 hrs. (Campaign promise already broken). It wasn't. This is one of many promise broken already and many more will follow. A few more but not all are: No Lobbyists will be nominated for any cabinet position. He even suspended his own ethics guides made on his inauguration. "I will hold myself to a higher standard of openness," said Obama. This is going to be a great 4 yrs...yeap sure is.

To The Lonely On Valentines Day
Here's To the Lonely! It's Valentine's Day...funny how being alone is not a disease or a criminal offense but on this one day all of us who are alone are painfully reminded that we are somehow different or unique because we are not out buying chocolates and flowers and stressing over whether we are gonna get laid or not. Being alone is very hard. But it is also hard to be be stuck in an unfulfilling or loveless relationship. At 46 I believe that unless i can be loved for who I am that it's probably better for me to be by myself till I find the person who can. I reflected alot today on things. Not only is it Valentine's Day its my deceased mother's birthday. So many different emotions. Wondering about the parallels of our lives she and I. Wondering since she passed at the young age of 56 about my own mortality. Wondering why it is when you want to be loved so much that you tend to push it away when its offered. Of course trust is a big issue but I also think its havin

My Soul
my soul lies in purgatory a gate way between heaven and hell roaming the waste land searching for a way to heaven looking for a way to find redemption reflectin on life past wishing i done things differently hiding from the demons of hell to keep my soul from going to hell written by BLUE EYEZ

Spotlight Blog
Ok, if you are reading this...this means I am in the spotlight now. As most of you who know me, this is something I have wanted to see for sometime on here and the time is now. So now, some business to tend to first, I want to thank those of you who supported my dream and gave donations to make today's spotlight worth it. Those people can be found in my family so go give them some love as well. Also, to those of you who feel the same way I do, for today, if you have an awareness thing amongst your pics, use that as your profile pic...If you do not, feel free to rip one from my folder. Let's truly make this a Think Pink day here on Fubar. I am also setting up a separate blog from here in dedication to those to whom you can also give your love...info to be found in that folder. I will be checking back from time to time and will try to return all love given to me on this day. Have a great Sunday everyone, and as I always say.. Think Pink!

Ok Ok Ok Yes Its True Im Finnaly Naked.
HELP HELP HELPS ME PLZ All I need from everyone is just one rate on each of these pics plz.. As you see there are only two of them so it wont take but a second.. Thank you all so very much.. Its an action also so if you like what either one is offering you might want to place a nice little bit there for them to but that's not necessary.. What is needed above that is the rates.. plz at least take that sec to rate them.. Thanks all. rock on Lets get both these people here to win this.. We can do it..

Hospital Again, Again.
Weaning her off the breathing machine today, hopefully. She played with her poop this morning. Playing with her normal toys as well. In a decent mood most of the time. Doctor says she sounds clear. I'm still very, very sick. My biggest complaint is not having chap stick. PS3 is working in the hospital. Can play online. My ears are itchy on the inside. I hate that. Left my lights on in my car. Car died. Rear break drum exploded on my other car. Both managed to get fixed yesterday, at least. I'm so broke right now it hurts.

Dictionary Of Dating
Dictionary of Dating DATING: The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future. EASY: A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man. EYE CONTACT: A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest. FRIEND: A member of the opposite sex who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing. INDIFFERENCE A woman's feeling toward a man that is interpreted by the man as "playing hard to get. " IRRITATING HABIT: What the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a

"slide Show" - Remembering Many Fu-trains!
Over the last 2 odd years I've been on many Fu-Trains ..... now with home life I've had to hang up my "fu train boots" lol ... So I've compiled a slide show of all the train tags I've had made for me :-) .... i'd like to add at this time a huge thankyou for the time and effort people put into making these .... I've also added the slide show to my profile page and the pics to my stash ..... Hugs Sandy xx

Men
A hard man, is good to find, A good drink, is great find, A good time, is what I want to find!!! Hello everyone! I am new to this sight, and just looking to kick it with some new friends. Glad to be here. Lookin for a few good men! And women too, gotta have drinking buddies! So what is on the menu for today? football is over, so what are the boy toys gonna use for an excuse to be at the bar? I don't think woman need an excuse, we belong at the bar!!!!Work up a mighty thirst after all that housework funnnnnn! And if want us to stay sexy, we need liquids. So tell me what your favorite part of this sight is? And tell me how much fun you have mixing it up at fubar! And tell me what kind of drink you like? And tell me boy toys, what are you doing to keep the girls happy?

How The Spirits Move
How the spirits move Free spirits, two move through life with the grace of a hurricane’s tail wind. Ever tasting, the spice that is ……variety. reaching for the unseen, but ever spoken, just ……… beyond reason’s touch. Spirits move, they swim in and out of reality, still without warning they ram into each other, head long. At first the two look confused, stand off, back away. they bump again, only to find that they are linked by common threads loneliness …….fate ……lust ….. passion …….love. They mingle, the two touching mind and body twisting deeper into each other’s souls like the spinning of a child’s toy. Only to move in different worlds to live separate lives. Still there, but not the years mean nothing, between them, yet everything. And the bond grows ……. like time, And the spirits move. May the spirit always move you. By Anita L. Hart

Episode 88- Valentines Gone Wrong
Ok, it just isnt a saturday night without some kind of technical difficulties. Hellermoon is MIA again, and Nightshade was late. So Mamma Helle donned the cochair and didn't do a bad job. We covered our pool league, Best of the Beast, our Top 10 pickup lines used on a city bus, our Drink of the week- Iceberg in a radioactive water, our Haunt of the week, King of the Hill, Good deed of the week, movie review of pink panther2, Hellcast Trivia #9, Sextalk with TMI, Mad Lib- A Man of Many Things, Fractured Fairy Tale #9, Country of the week- Suriname, On this day in history, Presidential Weekly Address, Comic of the Week- Christopher Titus, and 60 second science. Our Drink of the Week- Iceberg in Radioactive Water 3 oz Midori melon liquer 1 oz Malibu coconut liquer 1 oz Banana liquer 6-8 oz Pineapple Juice 1 scoop vanilla ice cream Place them all in a glass, and finish off with the ice cream

Refurbished...
Why do you want this? What can you gain from seeking? This is my mess to clean I feel so weak when you come around Powerless in your swell I'm seeking solace in this new beginning Carelessly tripping through my mind Take care that you remember the way out Take me with you when you go See, I've lost my way... Can't keep my ends together Please push me till I break Let the inside out Bleed me Take what I hate Throw it all away Help me make a new face Re-mold me in the vision you see I am yours...

I Know I'm Ugly So Why Bother Telling Me Someting I Know
Seriously ppl online are lame I'm only on here in fun !!!! telling ppl they are ugly online just makes that person ugly But on another note why tell me something I already know? Bam Bam out........

I Have Realized
I have realized people can change unexpected.Sad part is they change and they dont even give a shit who they hurt. Some people just blow it off as no big deal. But to me it is a big deal. I know I'll eventually I will move on because, i always do. They pain will still be there but, I learned never to stare at the passed. Just look at it and learn from it.

Blow Up Babes!
Ok, well let me start my saying I work in an adult shop, and about to share some of the funny behind the scene experiences with you. There's this one customer comes in every week, now I'm not being mean in saying this but he is a 6 pack short of a carton, sweet guy, but not all together. Anyway he calls in every week for a couple of dvd's and a blow up doll. (Don't ask, as I really don't want any mental images - but apprently, he keeps popping them.) Now as if it's not hard enough to sell these with a straight face, this poor dear on this day he stopped by last week was stuck with me serving him. He picks a doll off the shelf comes up to me and says "Is this one any good?" "Yeh, she any good?" (repeated himself about 5 times) Now with keeping that inmind, let me inform you a little about me... I am known for any thought that pops in my head, tends to come straight out of my mouth, regardless, be it good or bad (often gets me in trouble.) Anyways, with this poor dude aski

Wanna Know Something?
What year were you born? 1969 (but just barely!) What holiday is closest to your birthday? John Morales Day (well its not technically a holiday YET) What is your name if you spell it without the letters "e" "y" and "t"? Betty If you named a band after your birth-month and your pet, what would it be? Sneezy December (doesn't Counting Crows sing that?) Who is your 9th contact in your phone? NA Have you had your birthday yet this year? No How old will you be in 5 years? I don't know like 50?? How about in 20 years? I guess like 80 or something. Where was the last place you went? Lowes Do you have a twin? Not that I am aware of What was the last movie you watched? Episode 2 (Star Wars marathon on Spike today) Are you afraid of shots? No What color are the walls of the room you are in? Tan sort of I guess How many letters are in your middle name? 4 Is your last name longer than 6 letters long. I guess so

I Am Never Going To Eat A Twinkie Again!
Ok kinda funny serious story here...Weve been doing this thing at work to encourage our cashires and other team members to get people to open a target credit card, if they get one they get to smash a twinki in a managers face.. wich i did yesterday was great fun, but apparentlly today when a cashire went to do it they found Tacks yes Thumb Tacks in the twinkies, this box was not opend at all befor hand soooo...fair warning to those who eat those things, probablly wanna look inside em befor u eat them!

The Noose
So glad to see you well overcome them Completely silent now With heaven's help You cast your demons out And not to pull your halo down Around your neck and tug you off your cloud But I'm more than just a little curious How you're planning to go about Making your amends to the dead To the dead Recall the deeds as if They're all someone else's Atrocious stories Now you stand reborn before us all So glad to see you well And not to pull your halo down Around your neck and tug you to the ground But I'm more than just a little curious How you're planning to go about Making your amends to the dead To the dead With your halo slipping down Your halo slipping Your halo slipping down Your halo slipping down Your halo slipping down [repeated] Your halo slipping down to choke you now

Gross But Funny
I was looking around on the net..and of course me.. I came across a gross but funny site. For some shits n giggles..go here! http://www.poopreport.com/Ask/Content/stinks.html?from=280&comments_per_page=140

Hello .......
Just stopping by to let you know that i will be back on fu soon .... :) I have to do some alterations as i am not renewing my vip, so i have to delete alot of my photos. I have made and have had stuff made for me and i am sad that i can't keep them. But i am pinching an idea from a very good friend .... Metal Sandy....lol and picking a cross section of my favourites and putting them in a slideshow. The slideshows will be in my stash under 'shows' and in some blogs. I may also put one or two on my home page. Don't worry i won't make hundreds of shows ...lmao. I still have alot going on at the moment so don't expect me to be here for hours at a time .... i just can't do that. However, i have missed all my lovely friends and am so looking forward to being back. Thank you so much for all your understanding and support during my abscence. Hugs Linda xx

Auto 11's And Hh
THIS IS AN EXCLUSIVE Has Auto 11's and a Happy Hour on Tuesday. Hey Everyone! I'm working my way up to Oracle. I have about 18 million to go. To help close the gap, I will have Auto 11s on Monday night around 6pm fu-time. And hosting my 3rd Happy Hour on Tuesday at 1pm fu-time. So come and get your rates on. If you haven't already, Fan/Add me to your friend list while you're at it. So tell your friends, its a great way to level up, I know personally that is how I got to where I am at now. Also, I will be paying fuBucks for rates...10k/100 rates. For payment, you must comment the last pic in each album and PM me with the total number rated. Only PM if you want payment. ♥DaddyBear♥@ fubar

Birthday Donations
My birthday is coming up in 3 weeks and I was trying to get enough fubucks to try and get the spotlight for that day. So I'm taking fubucks donations, and I'm also willing to do things for fubucks too. Rating, fanning, adding, giving you all my *REAL* 11s for a day, making a salute for you. Let me know I'd love help from people Thanks to everybody willing to help me with this

Top 10 Reasons Why A Body Pillow Is Just As Good As A Man
10. A body pillow doesnt mind when you hog the blankets. 9. it doesnt mind when you hog the whole bed. 8. It doesnt shove you away if you snore. 7. You dont have to worry about offending it with your morning breath. 6. you dont have to worry about looking gorgeous when you wake up in the morning. 5. you never wake up in the mornings looking at it thinking "oh my god what the hell did I drink last night?" lmfao 4. You can wear sweat pants and a sweater to bed without it complaining. 3. Your friends wont discuss who you "sleep" with....(AMBER!!!!!! Leave me alone lmao) 2. You can go days without shaving ur legs and the number 1 reason........ 1. You dont have to worry about drooling all over it while ur asleep!!!! Lmao....ok so I was super bored and thought this would get a few laughs! How many of you can agree with any of these???

Coughing Up Blood.
His fingers trembled as he reached for his smokes. He had to struggle to get his smoke lit, it was windy you see. As the window tore between the buildings, it made a high pitched whine that sounded like someone far away was screaming thier head off.

This Is So True
I know way too many really beautiful girls who think they don't look good... It hurts... because it's our fault, guys I mean. We make girls feel like they have to be perfect. You know what I mean, flat stomach, big boobs, round booty, long legs, sexy lips, and on top of all that, they have to dress like a whore, and be one as well... nobody can measure up to that... and its not fair... because nobody should have to. Girls prefer being called beautiful instead of hott or sexy. The little imperfections are what make people special. If everyone was perfect the world would be so boring, variety is what makes life interesting. So guys, stop making girls have to live up to your, I'm sorry, our... deluded fantasy visions of perfection. Stop acting like boys and start being men... realize that women don't exist to fufill our sexual desires. Stop talking to them solely to get with them, be nice to them because you want to be their friend, not because you want to hook up with them. Say nice thin

As Promised .......
I wrote a blog about my photo's having to be cut because i'm not renewing my vip and as promised i have turned some of my favourites into a slideshow .... lol Some of my favourite creations, made by me! These are also in my stash under 'shows'. Enjoy! Hugs Linda xx

Sex
Two deaf people get married and during the first week of marriage they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out since they can't see each other signing, or reading lips. After several nights of fumbling around and many misunderstandings, the wife figures out a solution. She writes: "Honey, why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast two times." The husband thinks this is a great idea. He writes back to his wife if she wants to have sex with him, reach over and pull on his penis one time. If she doesn't want to have sex, pull on his penis two hundred and fifty times.

Inner Pain
I USE TO THINK I MATTERED I USE TO THINK I INSPIRED NOW MY SOUL IS SHATTERED WALLOWED IN THE MIRE I USE TO THINK I HAD MIGHT I USE TO THINK I HAD LOVE NOW ALL I FEEL IS SPITE OF HAVIN NONE OF THE ABOVE LIKE A PHOENIX AROSE FROM THE GRAVE I CONQUERED MY OWN PLIGHT NOW I FEEL LIKE A SLAVE A SPIRIT THAT HAS NO RIGHT BROKEN DOWN AND BATTERED A SHELL WITH OUT A LIGHT MY WHOLE BEING TATTERED WILL I EVER WIN THE FIGHT CONSUMED BY GRIEF CONTROLLED BY FEAR ALONE AND EMPTY FILLED WITH DESPAIR I USE TO THINK I HAD HOPE I USE TO THINK I HAD GIFTS NOW MY SOUL IS SHATTERED AND I WATCH MY SPIRIT DRIFT I USE TO THINK I HAD JOY I USE TO THINK I HAD LOVE NOW ALL I HAD IS DESTROYED HAUNTED BY THE ECHOS FROM ABOVE

Services Pending
An important announcement on this day of Feb.16 2009 Whispers has lost her pc because of it's untimely death...due to hard drive failure...she flat-lined out this morning in her home at her desk at approx. time noted 10 A.M.C.S.T. Ms Dell was rushed AQAP (as quickly as possible) to the nearest closest puter shop where she was pronounced DOA...She'll be replaced as early as tomorrow afternoon...Services are pending... The Family(Whispers) is asking in lieu of the usual flowers plz send fubucks(via fupal) and or bling All gifts will be appreciated... So remember folks any time you hear clicks coming from your tower...just dont say to yourself...WTF was THAT noise...Act on it!! Before it's too late. Don't let this happen to YOUR PC!! Musical arrangements have been taken care by the Late Great King himself....Elvis P. Music chosen: Let There be peace in the Dell Valley

"...collaring Kitten".......
The words and language of submission had run through her head for many years. The rhythmic cadence of them haunting her waking hours and invading her mind at night. The fantasies had been with her for so many years that they were a comforting old friend. Created from the darkest desires of her heart and from the vivid images from her online research and the endless stories she read. The words were important to her. The way they had connected with her soul and aroused her for so long made her long to belong to him body, mind and soul. She'd found him, the Master she'd dreamt of for so long. The one to whom she could belong and serve. She loved the sound of the diminutives from his lips, calling her his pet, his little one, his kitten. The words caressed her mind and provoked an intense physical reaction in her, raising goose flesh on her body and causing her to shake with desire. She closed her eyes and imagined the planes of his face and savored the emotions brought about by the bond

Catch & Release
Catch & Release The Pornstar COME ON LETS HELP HIM BACK FOR ALL HIS Love And Sexiness He Has Shown Us mmmmm Catch & Release Wifed & Owned by the Magnificent Sherrylicious@ fubarcenter> JUST CLICK ON THE LINK AND GET HIS ASS WAHOOOOOOOOO

March '09
Join The Party! March 20th AND March 21st! Fu Party in Rowlett, Texas! You get TWO clubs for the price of one! Weekends for those wanting to rock the night away, AND The Crazy Horse Saloon for those who want to two-step! Price? There is NO cover charge! We had a blast the last two parties we had! Check out party pics below and on many of our pages. Let Blueroses or Tulsa's Angel know if you will be able to attend! Those Attending This Affair: Debbie ~Blueroses~ Barbara from Tulsa ღTulsa's Angelღ Amber Sexy Green Eyes ~ Shari ¢¾Brown Eyed Girl ¢¾ ¢â Beth From Ohio ♥ ÐJ ÇÚÐÐLÊ GØÐÐÊ§§ ♥ Bonnie from Oklahoma ÐJWîççâ Dale *Phantom*

Caa #85
This one is personal dear angels. Just got email from my mom and her brother-in-law, has had the lung cancer has come back with a vengeance. He is in hi second of three chemo's and hopefully it will put it into submission. He has had a good life, being able to serve as a police officer and sheriff and is now retired. Please send plenty of angel love, healing, support and prayer for him. God bless you Uncle Lenny, I admire you and respect you. Get well! Love, Doc

Pics
I think its a load of crap that people can have pictures of legs on here and not get marked NSFW yet I load a tasteful one with legs and some whino marks it NSFW. If you dont like the pics then don't look at them instead of running to fubar bouncers to report peoples photos

St. Patrick's Day Auction
I'M UP FOR AUCTION :p YUP, you heard correct MMMMHMMMM... THE RUMORS ARE TRUE BID TODAY!! YOU THINK YOU CAN OWN ME? COME GET ME! WHEN YOU GO TO CLICK TO BID ALSO CLICK THE YELLOW LINK UNDER THE PIC TO VIEW CURRENT BIDS WITH BABY'J'S NEW CODING AUCTION ENDS MARCH 16TH AT 9PM FU-TIME

Vindicated.
A little known fun-fact about me is that I am one of six straight males in the Midwest who have impeccable, if not exquisite, taste in women's shoes. Today, an Italian professor put some science behind my near fetish. So a big thank you Dr. Curruto and to the world's best, not the finest, news source for providing some science behind my lust and for publicizing that science. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7225828.stm

Why Do I Even Bother???
So I'm kinda on the fence with the whole relationship thing....It seems I keep hooking up with these guys who either can't commit themselves fully or can't commit becuz they have trust issues!! HELLO!!! DON'T WE ALL HAVE TRUST ISSUES?? DO THEY REALLY THINK THEY ARE THE ONLY ONES WHO HAVE BEEN FUCKED OFF BY SOME ONE THEY THOUGHT LOVED THEM AND WANTED TO SPEND THE REST OF THEIR LIVES WITH?? I HAVE ALWAYS BELIEVED THAT LIFE IS WHAT YOU MAKE IT AND LIFE IS ALL ABOUT TAKING CHANCES!! AM I FUCKING WRONG?? I MEAN AM I THINKING THIS WHOLE THING COMPLETELY WRONG?? I DON'T THINK I ASK FOR MUCH....I WANT TO BE LOVED FOR WHO I AM....NOT FOR WHAT THEY EXPECT ME TO BE FOR THEM TO FEEL BETTER ABOUT THEMSELVES....I DON'T THINK IT'S TO MUCH TO ASK FOR A LITTLE RESPECT!! OK SO MAYBE I'M WAY OFF BASE WITH THIS ONE...AND ALL MEN SUCK!?!?!?! NICE TO KNOW THEY CAN BE INTO YOU ONE MINUTE AND THEN THE NEXT THEY DON'T EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR EXISTENCE!! I FUCKING GIVE UP!! ****OK SO I FAILED TO SAY WOMEN ARE JU

White Pride
read all the way to the end....................................... This e-mail does contain wording that is meant to express an open opinion to a major problem in the USA , and other countries throughout the world, It is estimated that only 11% of those receiving this e-mail will read it all the way to the end. In addition, it is estimated that only 1% of non-white color will read this past this point and 99% will blow it away because of the title. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "WHITE " Pride" This is great. I have been wondering about why Whites are racists, and no other race is..... Proud to be White Michael Richards makes his point.............. Michael Richards better known as Kramer from TVs Seinfeld does make a good point. This was his defense speech in court after making racial comments in his comedy act. He makes some very interesting points... Someone finally said it.

Auto 11 Auction
Oh, the coveted Auto 11.... If you would like one, I am holding an auction for an auto 11 bling. Opening bid is 3 million fubucs.... Click on the pic to come place your bid... Auction ends Saturday, 2/21 at 9:00 PM PST.

Hey, Hey, What Can I Do
Wanna tell you about the girl I love My she looks so fine She's the only one that I been dreamin' of Maybe someday she will be all mine I wanna tell her that I love her so I thrill with her every touch I need to tell her she's the only one I really love I got a woman, wanna ball all day I got a woman, she won't be true, no I got a woman, stay drunk all the time I said I got a little woman and she won't be true Sunday morning when we go down to church See the menfolk standin' in line I said they come to pray to the Lord With my little girl, looks so fine In the evening when the sun is sinkin' low Everybody's with the one they love I walk the town, Keep a-searchin' all around Lookin' for my street corner girl I got a woman, wanna ball all day I got a woman, she won't be true, no no I got a woman, stay drunk all the time I said I got a little woman and she won't be true In the bars, with the men who play guitars Singin', drinkin' and rememberin' the times

Society In General
Why do institutes decide to conduct massive studies about the effects of violent cartoons on children? It's disgustingly obvious that all these "scientific" studies are designed to vindicate parents from accusations of being horribly inattentive. It's time to realize that kids will not be a product of what they see on television if parents actually gave a damn and taught their children the difference between fiction and reality and even more important the difference between right and wrong. I am just sick of the piece of shit parents of my generation getting a free pass for raising little hell-raising pieces of garbage. OH IT'S TELEVISION. OH IT'S VIDEO GAMES. BULLSHIT! It's your inability to parent children. Stop the BS. Don't blame others.. look at yourself first you lazy fucks.

Here Is A Poem I Wrote
Endless chase We all have caught it Slips away everyday It comes big and tall Then comes and stays We enjoy it but then we get hit It lifts us up Then throws us into a pit. It gets us through life And leads us to death Illuminated by some Devoured by others This is the curse of love It finds us behind closed doors Curses us is how it flows In life until death is the way it goes. Love is a difficult thing

If You Think You Know What This One Is About Take A Guess
Sorrow Pip, plop, drip, and drop It comes from the sky Within your house Even from yourself It is warm and soothing Cold and depressing It is the one most important thing in life Everything needs it. It shows emotions It drops down your face Plush it falls into a pool It comes with happiness But most of the time It comes with sorrow.

10 Second Poem
Do you love me? I ask of you Do you love me? Is it true, you say you do. But when I turn around You are gone. Do you love me? I ask again just to make sure you say yes with a smile and like the fool I am I believed you. I give you a kiss, you give me a hug. We walk to school, we go to class I miss you so but I know it won’t last For I’ll see you again right after class I look for you after school, but you aren’t there. I go to my friends and find you there Naked answering the door. He’s in his room yelling who is it I shake my head and turn away she tells me wait So I stop and turn she asks me do you love me I did was all I could say As I walked away.

Don't Read!!!
CAUTION NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART! I will start our decent, Show you my true intent! I yearn to rip flesh, only when it is fresh! Taking you by the mandible, Bystanders saying please be reasonable. I tell them in a stern tone, Leave and I can get this done! They all stumble and run, I use only hands and blades, You will hear of me using no gun, There will be no escaping this escapade! Ripping into the skin, Your mandible is starting to show. What is being held there in, The look on my face getting an evil glow. I kick you in the sternum, Knocking you to the ground. Nothing will help you become numb, I take the straight razor without making a sound! I begin to carve you like a canvas, As I write my name you yell, Please I don't understand this, Do you feel that I do if so I won't tell! I rip a big K in the center, of what was your left cheek. Laughing at my banter, Telling you that you are weak! I break my restraints, Giving a y

Meh...
Hmm what can I say .. 2009 so far has been nothing but disapointments after another, I mean one thing I can't stand is people who turn out to be not what they seemed they were.. I HATE LYERS, FAKERS, all that non-sence. For ONCE I would love to come across someone worthy of knowing. I mean are those types of people out there? Realisticly I 100% think not. Men say Women don't know what they want, but in reality it's MEN don't know what they have until they go and stick their dicks into another hole. I might be venting & being upset but realisticly it all boils down to that I miss my Mum, I would give anything in my LIFE to bring her back, to hear her wisdom especially thru the worst of times, but can't do that; life's not fair.. but then you learn & move on.. Can't wait until Europe '09 ... cuz that will be a trip of a lifetime.. I have fully 100% learned .. TRUST NO ONE BUT MYSELF!!! .. Unless care to prove me wrong.... ????

Going Away
Hey guys; I am just letting everyone know I will most likely not be on till sometime Sunday. My grandpa's brother died and he has to go to Virginia for the funeral and my grandma isn't well enough to take the trip so I am staying with her until my grandpa returns. They don't have internet, and I doubt I will have much time to access it at school. Leave me lots of love to return to and see you crazy fukers next week !

Judith- A Perfect Circle
RULES: 1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle. 2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. 3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS. 4. Tag 10 friends. 5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing. 6. Have Fun! IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY? "atomic" blondie HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF? heartbreaker- pat benatar WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? all my love- led zepplin HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? original fire- audioslave WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? one way or another- blondie WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO? you spin me round (like a record)- dead or alive WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? that's the way love goes- janet jackson WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? heart of glass- blondie WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? kashmir- led zepplin WHAT IS 2 + 2? kids in america- the muffs WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? the pirates who don't do anything- relient k WHAT IS

Wanna Join In???
I'm going to be holding a St. patricks day auction. Its gonna last for 2 weeks. It doesnt cost anything to join all you need to do is write me a message. Auction will start Feb. 19th and end March 5th 8pm EST. Getting bidders to bid on you is all on you once i get everything set up and I give you the link to your bidding page. Once the auction is over, everything between you and your new owner is between you and your new owner, I am not responsible for anyone's action. Contact me with a picture and your offers if you're interested ASAP tyvm. DJ SexySheila

These Are The Rules Girls.... Heehee
The Man Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear " the Rules " From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 3. Sunday sports, It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 4. Crying is blackmail. 5. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 6. Yes or No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 7. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 8. Anything we said 6 months ag

Anti-valentine
If love is in the air Im holding my breath I do not long for love Id rather wait for death Flowers eventually die Candy just makes you fat Cupid should be executed Sweet nothings smell like shit Leave the crying to babies Love songs make no sense Anti-valentine, I do have one wish To be left alone, forgotten, and to not be missed

Return Of The Prodigal Spammer
Obviously I wasn't mean enough to this guy (see previous post), or maybe he just enjoys abuse from mean porn womens, but he sent an ICQ message to my friend and coworker Lizzums. This is her verbal beatdown, but I feature it proudly cause I lurves her. (10:06:52 AM) Cooperation: hi (10:07:13 AM) Lizzums: hello (10:07:19 AM) Lizzums: with whom am i speaking? (10:07:59 AM) Cooperation: I am Dude from Company (10:08:19 AM) Cooperation: do you have your own website? (10:08:31 AM) Cooperation: I am here looking for cooperation (10:08:41 AM) Lizzums: with whom do you think you're speaking? (10:10:28 AM) Cooperation: I think you are the affiliate manager (10:11:25 AM) Lizzums: but you've no idea with who, or if we are a corporation? (10:12:17 AM) Cooperation: I just got your information from your website (10:12:48 AM) Lizzums: thank you for your time, but if you can't be bothered to know with whom you're speaking, i can't be bothered to invesitage your payment options (10:

The Valentines Day Colonoscopy.
So was feeling a little bit under the weather last week and my doctor decided I should have a colonoscopy. I told him I was feeling dizzy and that was at the opposite end of my torso, far be it from me to tell him his business, but he said I needed one anyway at my age and so we might as well get it out of the way. Now I am a smart man and know he is right but the thought of them putting a pair of scissors and a camera in me from that persective gave me the shudders. I have some friends I suspect might enjoy that but not me. Now the thing about me is I am a pilot but also an artist. So I understand science but have a lot of feeling about it. So my feeling was that this was last place I was a virgin and thought maybe the night before I should have some candles and wine..sort of a celebration of the last place I was untouched in my life. Call me a hopeless romantic. Well let me tell you, their idea of wine is a jug of stuff you have to drink...all of it and it does not taste like

Arrrgh
so i just got off the phone with the florida dept of labor telling them i STILL havent received my final pay check and they told me it was sent back to the hotel by none other than the stupid twat that is my daughters mom....she wouldnt send it to me she just sent it back to the hotel...so i gotta wait even longer than i have already.... plus i called the IRS on the hotel because they havent sent out the W-2's then they tell me they need to know how much i made plus the taxes taken out and when i told them i couldnt tell them because i didnt have my final check they said to call back when i did and then hung up on me show boobs

I'm Back...
I'm back now, but on a shitty Rent-A-Center puter til I buy a new one, and with my finances that may be awhile unless Dell accepts my credit application. Anywho, my old Dell's motherboard blew from the storm, not from a surge but powering off and on 3 times improperly... Anywho great to be back, and thanks to all who showed me love on my week off... and get me shitfaced pls, will return all the favors.

Kinda Blond
Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk. I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They looked so lifelike you wouldn t believe it! They were in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers. To my surprise, cars started slowing down looking at my lifelike men. And of course, traffic started backing up. Everybody was tooting their horns and waving like crazy. It wasn t long before a state trooper pulled up behind me. He got out of his car and started walking toward me. I could tell he was not a happy camper! What s going on here? My car has a flat tire , I said calmly. Well, what the hell are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road? I couldn t believe that he didn t know. So I told him, Hellooooo, those are my emergency flashers!

How Do You Enjoy Your Coffee
We all enjoy a good cup of coffee every now and then. Some enjoy it more often than others. We’re not talking your average everyday cup of coffee here though. We have found ways to code sex using coffee terms. Coffee = sex Decaf coffee = sex that is so-so; it’s still coffee but lacking the hype Grinding beans = dry hump or foreplay Jitters = orgasm Steam wand = cock Steaming pitcher = pussy Instant coffee = quickie Coffee with legs = bootie call Barista = hooker Espresso = phone sex Red Eye = cybering Please feel free to add to our list in the comment section below My friend and I were talking about coffee one day and this is how this all came about we decided to write this hope you enjoy Co-Writer show her some fu-luv JustAnAngel8671 ~Greeter/Promoter @ America's Brave & Proud@ fubar

Http://www.scribd.com/doc/11057958/hr45-blair-holts-firearm-licensing-and-record-of-sale-act-of-2009-
http://www.scribd.com/doc/11057958/http://www.scribd.com/doc/11057958/HR45-Blair-Holts-Firearm-Licensing-and-Record-of-Sale-Act-of-2009- Check this link. This is absolute fucking bullshit!

All About My Birthday!!!
13 June 1982 Your date of conception was on or about 20 September 1981 which was a Sunday. You were born on a Sunday under the astrological sign Gemini. Your Life path number is 3. Your fortune cookie reads: We cannot do great things; only small things with great love. Mother Teresa Life Path Compatibility: You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 3, 6 & 9. You should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 1, 2, 5 & 11. You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 4, 7, 8 & 22. The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2445133.5. The golden number for 1982 is 7. The epact number for 1982 is 5. The year 1982 was not a leap year. Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 1/25/1982 and ending 2/12/1983. You were born in the Chinese year of the Dog. Your Native American Zodiac sign is Elk; your plant is Mullein. You were born in the Egyptian month of Mesore, the fourth month of the season of Sh

Something I Can Never Have (still)
It's no secret, if you know me... ...you know I love Trent Reznor's work. It's amazing how he can play an instrument, so structured and inline... ...yet voice his lyrics... chaotic, emotional, at the same time... If you care, here's Trent on piano doing "Something I Can Never Have" from NIN's first label album "Pretty Hate Machine"... (yeah, I'm not expecting this blog to be popular, but at least you can never say I wasn't opening up to you all...)

Fearless Leader
As a professor at Texas A & M, I taught during the day and did research at night. I would usually take a break around nine, however, calling up the strategy game Warcraft on the Internet and playing with an on-line team. One night I was paired with a veteran of the game who was a master strategist. With him at the helm, our troops crushed opponent after opponent, and after six games we were undefeated. Suddenly my fearless leader informed me his mom wanted him to go to bed. "How old are you?" I typed. "Twelve," he replied. "How old are you?" Feeling my face redden, I answered, "Eight."

Poem Called : My Past
Before you came into my life I never saw the point in living I did what I wanted with no regret Until you became my everything I kept being told I have so much to live for But the truth was I had nothing I wanted to live for I didn't care and I started to destroy myself I was becoming a party girl and wh**e So many people tried to reach out But all their efforts were invain I didn't care because of my corrupted past I has no means or desire to change I began to fall deeper down I began to try and take my own life I tried so many times to end it all I would test my luck with fights and knives Then it all changed when you came I felt happy and alive for the first time You gave a me reason to live I was so happy to be yours and for you to be mine I want to quit it all for you When I found you I saw my future in you You are my heart, world and my everything You gave me and are my reason for living If I didn't have you, I would be someone everyone once kne

You Don't Complete Me
You Don't Complete Me You told me to love another. But don't know how much that stings. You couldn't see the pain in my heart. For what those words do bring. You asked me too look into eyes. Eyes I don't belong in. To pour into the wrong cup. All of my love that I am feeling. To taste the kiss of another. Lips that cannot compare to yours. To be at home with the wrong woman. To throw open my closed doors. But there is something you must know. Something i need your heart to see. I don't complete you My Love. You don't complete me. But there is something our hearts do. Something our souls can trust. That all of me My Love And all of you can complete US.

About Me
1, I love Harleys, own 4 of them 2. I LOVE snow 3. I am down to earth, enjoy the simple things in life. 4. I love long haired guys, n bald headed men, I know wierd 5. I have 2 sons, 1 grandson, 6. I work in a Porn Store 7. I am a natural blonde, and very intelligent 8. I grew up in a childrens home 9. I retired from Mental Health after 14 years of service... 10. I am 52 years old

Very Important And True
VIRUS WARNING!! There is a BAD virus going around fubar! DO NOT open ANY mail that has a YOUTUBE video in it! If you have already opened it, DO NOT click on it, just delete it! Even if it is from your #1 friend, DELETE it!! Once you get this virus, it will automatically start sending the video to everyone on your friends list! When you restart your PC, it will auto log you into fubar and start generating PMs to everyone! Please REPOST the hell out of this so that everyone will know!

My Hero
Dad We all have heroes One we wish we could be Mine is my dad He's a hero to me When He is scared He doesn't run and hide He stands up for what he believes Showing nothing but pride we share the same genes and suffer the same fate where he learned to love I learned to hate his courage is uncanny his fight is unreal I want to be like him I want to feel he has managed to turn bad into good I am trying to be like him I know that I could my hero is my dad he is the real McCoy I love him to death my hero named dad

Pouring Rain
Pouring Rain Left like a child on the doorstep Of and abandoned home In the darkness of the night In this basket all alone The thunder clapping hard The gale unrelenting and violent A note pinned to my blanket Was a blank piece of parchment This is how I was left by you Like a thief in the night you disappeared Now my dreams are plagued By all of the worst I have feared You pursued what you wanted That pursuit led you far away Now I stare at the blank spot in my bed I have become a miserable pathetic display I long to feel your touch again That kiss that drenches my soul Feel your skin pressed to mine But this emptiness is taking it’s toll As I turn to cold hard stone Unable to bear all of this pain I can no longer see through the hopelessness As I am batter by The Pouring Rain

Life
Life is very strange, just when you think things are going in one direction, they go in a total different direction. Life isn't about who wins or loses, it's about getting back up and trying again. I've learned a lot of hard lessons in life, and i'm still learning. what i'm trying to say is, happiness is not a present that someone holds in their hands waiting for us to take it. happiness is something we all posess, and can have if we just grasp it. I've spent much of my life struggling with that aspect, and have come to the conclusion that it is a very true statement *hugs* to all

Tagged
Instructions......(I was tagged by ღ~Sweet Addiction®: ~Beautifully Insane~ღ ! Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I was in a rodeo when i was 12. 2.when i was a kid i was champion pig catcher three years running. 3.i broke my right wrist at the age of 5 hanging upside down on the monkey bars at school. 4. i had sex for the first time at 18. yeah i lie about it sometimes to make the storey better lol 5.I went to a beauty school . i can cut and perm hair lol 6.I sometimes shave my chest. 7.i have a hard time doing math in my head. 8.I was a new wave punk in the 80's black hair and fingernails, lipstick. the whole works. 9.I clench my teeth all the time (bad

Tagged Again!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. I did this one before and here's that link for those of you who want to see: http://fubar.com/blog/186863 Now, because I was told it was cheating if I didn't do it again - here it goes: 1. I drink unsweetened tea - it's my favorite that way. . . . I got out of the habit of drinking it sweetened a few years ago, and I just prefer it that way now. Hot or cold and many different varieties of the hot kind. Peppermint tea is my fav hot tea. 2. I love to learn, I hate school - conforming has never been my thing in that regard.... so college is really hard for me. 3. Boundless enthusiasm - if you can tell me what that

The Call By Michael Anthony
All I wanted to hear was his voice again.I didn't care what he said. I just wanted to know if he was safe. It had been a week since I'd heard from him, and our last conversation had been less than promising. We had talked about everything for about five minutes and we hung up. My thoughts were running into each other. I just wanted some form of contact. I was so worried. The phone rang. "Hello?" "Hello this is Vorizen East, and we would like to talk to you about a..." I did not want to hear it. "Fuck off!", I hung up. I normally did not blow up on the phone. But I didn't want to hear it. It was not who I was hoping for. Why won't he call me back? I had called him 3 days before, got no answer and left a message. The last three days had been horrible, filled with worry, depression and doubt. I couldn't take it anymore. I couldn't sleep and felt sick. The phone rang again. "Hello," "Hey how's it goin? Long time no hear from.", i

I Was Tagged...
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I grind my teeth. I grind them when I am sleeping and when I am awake. I have been doing it so long that my teeth are completely flat. Sometimes I do it so much I get a headache. 2. I think I am afraid of heights. I don't know I am am necessarily afraid of heights or falling. But I definitely don't like to be up high anywhere. 3. I love kissing. I think it is the most intimate expression of desire. 4. Whenever I borrow a DVD from someone it takes me forever to return it. I love watching movies, but hate having to watch a movie. 5. I believe in ghosts and spirits. I believe they are everywhere around you at all times.

Nsfw
WELL, YOU KNOW IT IS SAD THAT PEOPLE WOULD MARK OTHER'S PICTURES AS NSFW. WHEN THEY THEMSELVES WOULD SHOW MORE SKIN THEN THE PICTUER THEY MARKED. BUT , HEY THIS IS FUBAR. PEOPLE GET SELF OCONSCIOUS AND SEE SOMETHING THEY THINK IS BETTER LOOKING AND THEY HAVE TO "MARK" IT NSFW. WELL, PLEASE IF MY PICTURES OFFEND YOU STAY THE FUCK OFF MY PAGE.

Keeping Up With The Times
Gates vs. GM For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon." In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this part): 1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash........Twice a day. 2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car. 3. Occasionally your car would die on the free-way for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you coul

In A Twinkling Of An Eye
In A Twinkling Of An Eye Forever will I have questions about my past forever will I wonder why didn't things last In a second, in a moment and in a twinkling of an eye have things withered it's way out of my life I always say things happen for a reason, and maybe it was my season. my season to go through, feel pain, hurt and sorrow, all those things that once gave hope for tomorrow, gone in a second, in a moment and in a twinkling of an eye. This reason for my season of grieving has allowed me to put my faith in much more it is much more than what money can buy it is much powerful than the president. It is God himself that even when those things leave in a moment, in a second, and in a twinkling of an eye he's there watchng over my every move when those things have withered it's way out of my life it was the very God himself watching over me because He's there in a second, in a moment and in a twinkling of an eye

I Was Tagged
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. So here we go 10 things about me.... without mentioning underwear or lack there of! lmao 1)I have a thing for penguins! Just love the little suckers! 2) I have a teddy bear that I call "my boyfriend" and no he doesn't have another name. lol 3) I claim that romance makes me want to puke, but secretly I love it! Love notes are the best! 4) I hate wearing pants. lol 5) I've found it's easier to fall in love with a friend then with anyone else in the world. 6) I like to dance in the rain in my nightie. 7)I love to watch sports and yell at the tv and get rowdy. 8)I once did a traveling play with an off broadw

Tagged
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I can make my weinis dance without touching it. 2. I own a pair of Gene Simmons destroyer boots. 3. I'm the best cook I know. 4. I crave sushi so bad,sometimes i dream about it. 5. I only like country music if its sung by a beautiful woman or Johnny Cash. 6. I LOVE MY MOTHER LIKE NO OTHER. 7. I'm a poet and i know it. 8. 4 kicks I sing in a band called GANG BANG BOOM and am the only guy in the group. 9. I hate to sleep alone and have insomnia when I do. 10. My favorite love song is "Kiss me softly". The five lucky souls I'm tagging are JDW JODI LILY KATYLUV @ SOUTHERN CHARM

Guitars.
man. i want a new guitar. a mosrite. like the ventures and johnny ramone used. theres one on ebay right now. actually, its a univox. but its sweet. i also want a 50's stratocaster. oh yeah. and a jazzmaster. a telecaster would be swell too. an SG would be cool....but i want a fender first. or the mosrite. or the univox mosrite ripoff. the univox. the 50's strat. the jazzmaster. out of those three...the 50s strat is probably the one i would chose......but that univox is just mean lookin. lol

Excitement
Last night at 2am I was outside smoking at work, when I heard this terrible barking noise, like 2 dogs are getting hit or something. Then they were howling. It completely freaked me out, since it sounded just a coupla feet away in the woods. They were goin nuts, and I called the cops. Thats when they said that those were...coyotes. I was freaked out that those things would come into the lobby (it already happened once) in a pack or something, so the cops said they would send in the patrol car to check it out. Since I'm typing this, I wasn't mauled or anything But I was expecting to. Whats worse than coyotes? A pestering guy that wouldn't leave me alone at work. He is from India, and is super nice and funny. But it gets stale when he comes up to the FD when I just get there, then tries flirting for hours. Dont you get the hint that I dont feel like talkin when I'm messaging to my friends on yahoo and not even lookin at you?? Last night he asked me out to an Indian res

Tag...
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.) I am very shy around pretty women 2.)i have been clinicly dead twice, once at birth and 10 yrs. ago, i died at age 7 but it wasn't in a hospital. 3.) I lost a sibling when i was 12, he was 21. 4.) I've seen ghosts and the house i owned when i was married was haunted. 5.) I am a card carrying member of the Democratic Socialists of America. 6.) I am a card carrying member of the NRA and hold a sharpshooter bar 9. 7.) I was in the seminary to become a Catholic priest, when I became a father... 8.) I've been published but not under my own name, and my pseudonym is just one word. 9.) I have been told by

Tagged (again) By Jai-bear
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I like frilly things 2. I used to bite my nails til they bleed 3. I hate cooking 4. I think penises look hawt 5. I hate sappy shit 6. I hung out with Cannibal Corpse and got a ride home in a tour bus 7. I am super unflexible, like a wooden board 8. I hate piercings 9. My dad lives a floor above me 10. I once kicked someone in the nuts, causing him to pass out. im tagging the following: Jai-bear Jai-bear Jai-bear Jai-bear Jai-bear

Oh Please. Just Grow Up!
My boyfriend has this rather annoying habit that is a throwback to teenage years. Remember when you first started dating, and saying those three little words was embarrassing? Girls would blush when they said it, guys wouldn't say it at all if their friends were around, because it wasn't "manly." Ken has never been big on PDA's and he won't even hold my hand after 8 years. He says it feels weird, but that's fine. That isn't what bothers me. What annoys me is that he will NOT say "I love you" over the phone if he thinks someone else is listening. He is a Semi Truck driver, and he trains people so if you do the math that means: 1-we speak on the phone most of the time and 2-he has a student on the truck most of the time and therefore I have like a 1/50 chance (or less these days since he has two students on the truck this month) of hearing him say it. Its not just in the Semi truck when he gets ILY shy. If we have company over or we are out in public, he won't say it ei

Ugh
I am starting to think...that no one really wants a good person in life. Everyone says they want someone who treats them right and loves them back...but I really don't think people do. If you do why would you go back and let someone have another chance who has hurt you. I just really dont get it. Even friendship wise...you say you want someone to care for you and love you...but when they express their concern u flip out on them ...I just dont get it...maybe i should turn into a bitch and not give a shit about anyone or anything and maybe i will find a good man to do anything for me!!!!

What It Is!
WHAT IT IS! Some years ago I was at Kennedy airport with my teacher Pir Vilayat Inayat Khan. We had to take a long walk between terminals and I took the opportunity to ask him a question that had been on my mind for some time. I tend to puzzle over very broad patterns in how humanity evolves and, at the time, I had been thinking a lot about the coming age and the effect on the relationship between men and women. I was aware that patriarchy had been the main force for several thousand years but I could feel a slight slippage in its power. From my reading of history it was obvious that matriarchy had at one time been the norm and had been replaced by patriarchy starting around 3000 - 4000 years ago. It seemed to me that, as modernity really took hold, the next phase would be one of balance between the sexes. So I asked Pir Vilayat if this would be so. He got this very disgusted look on his face and said, "No, matriarchy will be the next stage." He did not seem at all happy a

Freakin Tag!!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I'm a freak 2. I like to go to the extreme 3. I usually don't play these games, but I'm being a good sport 4. I LOVE, and I mean LOVE skydiving 5. I have a tough exterior, but I'm kinda a softie.. shhhhh don't tell 6. I'm a passionate person 7. Would love to settle down, but I'm not holding my breath 8. I like to fight, yeah, I'm a scrapper 9. Favourite drink, right now is rum and coke 10. I HATE dishonesty, and dishonest people

You've Been Tagged
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.I enjoy meeting and adding new friends 2.feeling the wind from riding is awesome 3.I am very proud of having served my country (decorated member of Special Forces) 4.sharing random acts of kindness give me great pleasure 5.enjoy helping others 6.am very into stopping child abuse 7.love to cook for my friends and family 8.tequila is my drink of choice 9.my lady means the world to me 10.the greatest joy in life is To have loved and be loved I AM TAGGING... ÐJ §Å§§YHÅrlëYLÅÐY, 'ßêåñ'****rlf/gf of johnnyreb, ~ AXE_THROWER ~ "LOVE in a SPIRITUAL SENSE ,may mean SEDUCTION to a HIGHER LEVEL ", MB..fu ho to the awesome Big Papi!, johnnyreb~

Tagged!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I'm Faithful 2. I like pistachios 3. I hate Fubar, but find myself on it daily. 4. I wish I kept up with skating...I was damn good at it! 5. I love singing! 6. I'm a horrible friend!!! 7. I don't have a gall bladder, and yes you really do need it! 8. I am into MMA fighting 9. Favourite drink, right now is pretty much anything with alcohol in it. I'm easy. 10. I want a frikkin bike!!!

Come Show Me Luv
I AM IN A HOTTEST GIRLS ON FUBAR CONTEST, PLEASE CUM AND LOVE ON MY PIC AND LEAVE ME COMMENTS...IF YOU THINK I AM HOT CUM HELP TYVM...THE LINK IS BELOW CONTEST ENDS MARCH 7TH @ 12PM EASTERN TIME TY

Join The Pegasus Project Promotion Team
Join The Pegasus Project'sNew Promotion TeamAttn: The Pegasus Project Members, If you have Bully/html experience and would like to help us to promote those special times in the lives of our sisters.Please private msg Dove Goddess and lether know that you are interested.r />Dove GoddessThe Pegasus Project Co FounderHead Of Promotions Team(click on pic to send Dove a msg)You will need to be able to create (or learn)background bullies which include custom picturelinks of our members, and be willing to submitan example of your work. Dove has templates available for you to use, if needed. We are also looking for members who can create custom graphics and tags for the family. Any member who would like support from The Pegasus Project should visit the "Please Let Us Know" blog located at http://fubar.com/blog/257555/922250 and post a comment letting us know of your current need.If you are not yet a member,or would like to be friends with the ladiesof The Pegasus Project, please visitThe Peg

My Grandma 2
Very few people on this site have read this elsewhere. Some of you have read a blog I put up not too long ago about my Grandmother and how close we were, and how hard it was for me when she passed away. This is the full blog I wrote before about her, I wrote it on Valentine's Day 2007, it's about her and called "My Forever Valentine." From what I've been told before, make sure you have a tissue available when you read this..... For those who have not yet seen this, my forever Valentine is my Grandma Joyce, who passed away when I was 12. Those of us who grew up with her will never forget her, including all the stories we all have. She is missed more & more each day, no matter how much time has passed. Those in our family that arrived after she was gone have no idea what they missed. There is a song I listen to every Valentine's day and has special meaning- Angel's Son, by members of Snot and Sevendust. The song is about the lead singer of Snot- Lynn Strait, who died

Just Wondering What You Think
I have recently taken some naughty pictures. I don't usually do that kind of stuff but someone I was texting asked for some and away I went. Clicking and posing and before I knew it I was like damn...did I really just do that. Well whats done is done. And I have been wondering if I should put those images up on here. I would either have to get a vip or delete some pics. I could do either but I haven't decided yet. What do you think?

Tagged
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I fricking hate writing about myself...... 2. I like to do gardening 3. I really hate snakes 4. I use to climb hills and steep ditches with my 4x4 Truck when i was younger. And wrecked it 3 times. 5. Does anyone really care what my habits are..lol 6. Cannot stand whiners...Unless its the drinking kind...lmao 7. I live on a Ranch and love the peacefulness it gives you. 8. I HATE DRAMA !!!!!!! 9. Was in the military for 20 years 10.I love German Beer.... okies you peeps get to do this to 1. Broken Wings 2. Krissy56 3. Eyez4him 4. Joelle (Jo Jo) he he 5. kitkat

I Got Tagged By Tra71
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I do most of my grocery shopping at Whole Foods Market (Healthiest grocery store chain in the U.S.) 2) I don't own a car, ergo I do lots of walking. 3) I have had two rotary engine cars however. 4) I have my computer hooked up to a surround sound music system and a high definition tv. 5) My pinky fingers are crooked. 6) My favorite beverage is Sambazon organic energy drink (no doubt tra71 will dispute this). 7) Skiing is my favorite outdoor pastime. 8) I have a degree in psychology. 9) I prefer tea over coffee. 10) I recently had a picture I took published in the Indianapolis Star. I tag...

Holy Fuck...tagged. O_o
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I have dreams about zombies on a regular basis. I have yet to ask a therapist about this because I'm a cheap ass. 2. The only real friends I have are online, my job is essentially a very social one, but again is online and yet I have poor social skills in the real world and not trying to improve them really. 3. I can only smoke a cigarette with my left hand. To do it with the right makes me feel odd and kills the joy of even smoking one. 4. I drink soda & energy drinks more than I drink water or juice. 5. When I'm old, fucked up, and sagging I want to be an art teacher for 1st graders. 6. I've almost broken m

Romeo And Juliet
ok people lets ask the age old question, do u ever wish you had an awesome love like romeo and juliet but without the death in the end? even those hard core people would probably say if they had the chance to love like that they would. i wish i could love and be loved like that. i thought there for awhile i was, but the sad thing about romeo and juliet was they had the same problem then as couples face now a days; lack of communication. did you ever stop to think instead of the love they shared so deeply for each other that they would die by their own hands to walk together in the afterlife, that if there was a little communication there we would be dreaming of rugged men and fair maidens that Shakespeare wrote about? that is why most couples who get married end up in a heap of trouble, lack of communication. so why couldnt my ex come to me sooner and say, honey you know this has been on my mind for a couple days and i would really like to talk to you about it, instead he let it

Tagged
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names 1. alls fair in fighting 2. big girls dont tell 3. blame it on the rain 4.love my mommy dearest 5.spank and tell 6.you could have won an oscar for that performance slip n sliding 7.skydiving without a net 8.the wars over pesce n love 9.ideas come in groups 10.i won the lotto how many friends do i have piedaddy nick norcalcrazyWB bd4ever nascarsucksballs

Tagged
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.) If my daughter is havin a rough day, I take her to the pet store to play with pupies... It always cheers her up! 2.) I've had sex in the hospital while being a patient as well as returned the favor when 'they' were a patient. 3.) I got skillz in the kitchen, can cook pot roasts, enchiladas, ribs, fried chicken, hams & turkeys, best potatoe salad ever, and bake just as good as any Betty FuKing Crocker, lol... 4.) I have 6 piercings, 2 unmentionables.. 5.) I'm the only girl out of 4 brothers 6.) I'm a born & raised Oregonian 7.) I graduated HS a year early, in 1995, from an alternative high school called Arts & Communications

Pointsupdate
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