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Royal Flush!!
Subject: DOLLY PARTON & QUEEN ELIZABETH = Enjoy !!! Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth die on the same day and they both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven. Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the Angel must decide which of them gets in. The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to Heaven. Dolly takes off her top and says, "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please the angels to be able to see them every day, for eternity." The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question. The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up, and gargles. Then, she spits into a toilet and pulls the lever. The Angel says, "OK, your Majesty, you may go in." Dolly is outraged and asks, "Wha

Royal Casino In Reno
Tables full of the cards This place is full of security guards People standing, money is demanding Yet this place of doom can quickly consume Everything dollar and every possesion in your room Noise is all around you, tv screens up in the air Bar on the left, a scenery you cannot compare To walk away with less then you walked in, is that fair? Question is why do people risk? Is it something they just cannot resist Everything is going well as many can tell People are drinking, eating and gambling as usual To think of a plan to disrupt such is cruel Here he with a mask, planning to carry out a diffucult task Camera's everywhere, this area is not prepared for a scare Why does this man think his actions are fair? Marches like a soldier, shooting every camera in sight 2 other men dressed just like him turn off the light People scream loud as they can Back up generator kicks in, interesting occurence tonight Masked men fire, shooting the guards killing them

A Royal Flush
You all know me. You all know my life is a cartoon. Going from one freakish thing to another. I thus relate this story. This weekend was my brother in laws birthday. He is such a wonderful man. He makes my sister happy, he's a good dad and has been very good to me. You know how there is always one defining moment that will forever stand out? It can make or break those family ties. On Friday night, I tested that moment. My sister, Sean and myself, went to Best Buy to purchase the BIL's dream. A television. Guys and electronics. The bigger the better. (Between you and I...I keep hearing bigger is better. Still trying to decide if so much emphasis should be placed on size rather then enjoyment. And I'm talking televisions here...). So the fun began when we lugged the tv back to my sisters house. The weather was nasty....snowy. Traffic was worse. Cars playing Bumper Cars all over the unplowed and unsalted streets. We took my Escape because,"You have more room". A

Royal Court
Derby Princess Diaries (Courier-Journal) These five young women were selected to serve as Princesses for the 2008 Kentucky Derby Festival. They are: Kathryn (Katie) Elizabeth Allen of Louisville, KY is a senior majoring in Management at Belmont University in Nashville. She is a Phi Mu Presidential Award Recipient, a member of the school’s Dean’s List since 2004 and a Vanderbilt Children’s Hospital intern. Charis Elaine Botelho of Ft. Campbell, KY is a senior majoring in Biology at the University of Louisville. She is a Provost’s Hallmark Award Scholar, a McConnell Scholar, a Cardinal Host for the U of L President’s Office and a Salvation Army volunteer. Talea Renee Drummer of Lexington, KY and Cleveland, OH is a Master’s Student majoring in College Student Personnel at the University of Louisville. She is a member of the Kappa Delta Pi International Honors Society for Education, a former National Pan-Hellenic Council President at Miami University and a vo

Royally Screwed
617pm PST Why does shit have to happen to me? What happened? I wish I could take things back and didn't do what I did. Here is what happened. It's simple, but difficult to talk about it. I'm crying while I type about it because it's one of my therapies. About a year and a half ago, i was approached by a person. I never really considered him a friend, nor lover, nor ex. He was just simply someone I'd known since I was 16 and years later, things happened. From the moment we started hooking up, I had a real bad feeling about what went on. It took me years to face up to it. i don't know what to say about it. So anyway ffwd until now... Guy calls girl. She is sick and doesn't want to go out. She knows she shouldn't go out with this guy. He has a g/f. She isn't interested in him. Mother dislikes guy. Guy dislikes girl's mother. She is stuck no matter what. Lose-lose situation. She decides she's going out. He takes her to his house. They're supposed to hang out.

Royal Hot Chicken Wings
Royal Hot Chicken Wings Ingredients: - 1 jar (16oz.) of hot sauce - 2 tablespoons horseradish - 16 - 20 chicken wings - 1/2 cup of Crown Royal whisky Preparation: Wash chicken wings and pat dry. Cut off and discard chicken wing tips; cut each wing in half at the joint. Preheat broiler at 400 degrees. Line inside of broiler pan with foil to catch drips. Arrange chicken wings on broiler pan. Broil chicken wings about 6 inches from heat for 15 minutes, turning frequently to keep them from burning. Combine hot sauce, horseradish with Crown Royal whisky. Bring to a boil. Brush wings with sauce; turn and brush the other side. Continue broiling and basting for 10 to 15 minutes longer, removing smaller, flatter pieces earlier as needed. (Serves 4) http://www.cocktailtimes.com/maindish/royal_wings.shtml

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Royal's Happy Hour
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Royalty
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Royal Highness Auction!
ATTENTION ALL ROYAL HIGHNESS STAFF AND MEMBERS!! WE ARE HAVING OUR FIRST AUCTION FEE WILL BE 15K FOR ENTRY!!! HIT UP MANSON WITH A PM FOR YOUR FEE AND YOUR OFFERS!! LETS HAVE FUN!! http://www.fubar.com/bluebangl1

Royalty
Royalty is becoming more of a mixed dream symbol in contemporary dreams. Three hundred years ago, it would have been a universal symbol of wealth and power. However, as we become more aware of the struggles royalty face, it is more common to dream of them in relation to our own daily struggles. Many times our dreams are a search for persons who can identify with our inner struggles. As royalty divorce, grieve, and grow-up in the public eye, we look to them as symbols to reinforce our own daily crises. Or we dream of them in an effort to attach the splendor of their lives to our normal lives. Becoming a member of royalty is often a wish-fulfillment dream for wealth. However, if your dream includes an element of returning to the era of monarchy, the dream may also include a desire to assert oneself more powerfully in a particular area of life, whether it be in a financial or emotional realm. Looking at who serve in your court and in what capacity would be a worthwhile examination.

Royal Pain Fam Level's 10 To 40
Need to level and want to join a family but can't deside which one you want to join well let me help you deside..... I have started a new family we are known as the royal pain levelers which is a family to help one another get to the next level weither it be level 11 or level 40.... the founder will be known as queen's or king's owner's are prince or princess co-owner's the same the greeter's will be nobles promoter's will be known as jesters YOU MUCT ADD FAN RATE ALL MEMBERS OF THE COURT BEFOR JOINING when a member of the family has a bomb please keep in mind the family should be bombed as well when a member has auto's on i wish for the family to go rate -re rate them DRAMA WILL NOT BE PERMITTED If you have a problem with a member please come to either the founder's or owner's founder's/co-founder's our job is to make sure all family is rated and happy Owner's your job's are to make sure all member's have been rated faned and added if not come find the founder and well w

Royal Pain Family
Need to level and want to join a family but can't deside which one you want to join well let me help you deside..... I have started a new family we are known as the royal pain levelers which is a family to help one another get to the next level weither it be level 11 or level 40.... the founder will be known as queen's or king's owner's are prince or princess co-owner's the same the greeter's will be nobles promoter's will be known as jesters YOU MUCT ADD FAN RATE ALL MEMBERS OF THE COURT BEFOR JOINING when a member of the family has a bomb please keep in mind the family should be bombed as well when a member has auto's on i wish for the family to go rate -re rate them DRAMA WILL NOT BE PERMITTED If you have a problem with a member please come to either the founder's or owner's founder's/co-founder's our job is to make sure all family is rated and happy Owner's your job's are to make sure all member's have been rated faned and added if not come

Royal Pain Family!!
Need to level and want to join a family but can't deside which one you want to join well let me help you deside..... We have started a new family we are known as the royal pain levelers which is a family to help one another get to the next level weither it be level 11 or level 40.... the founder will be known as queen's or king's owner's are prince or princess co-owner's the same the greeter's will be nobles promoter's will be known as jesters YOU MUCT ADD FAN RATE ALL MEMBERS OF THE COURT BEFOR JOINING when a member of the family has a bomb please keep in mind the family should be bombed as well when a member has auto's on i wish for the family to go rate -re rate them DRAMA WILL NOT BE PERMITTED If you have a problem with a member please come to either the founder's or owner's

Royal Jester
Royal Jester by Courtney Leigh Spruiell Being the jester in the crowdKings and queens surronds mePrince Charming never found\Feeling like a fool in front of youRunning back to your princessBuliding the castle you always promised\Jewels and coins could never add up to youThe sleeping beauty has your heartWearing your purple robes\Never giving up the one with the white horseLoving with this upside down smileWon't leave my knight in shining armor\Riding to save me on your royal steedBut she's locked in the tower, calling for youAs always, your royal heart runs back to her

Royal Flush©
I love to gamble. Walking into a casino is such an assault on the senses. Noise everywhere, lights flashing, people yelling for joy and crying in desperation. I can sometimes be sad though. You will see the very desperate, trying every thing they can, to win for a change. Bad luck can't last forever can it? I have always lover poker. It has become a double edged sword lately though. With the popularity of Texas Hold'em on T.V. every person seems to think its easy. So what ya have now are poker rooms full of wanna be's. It can be great in that you tend to win quite a bit more from the newbies. The other side is their usual lack of manners and table etiquette. Some people are the smart ones. Instead of playing they just sit back and watch. The only true way to always win,is not to play. Yeah, right. I had been sitting there for quite sometime. As usual, ya win some, you loose some. From other tables came the tell tale sounds of those loosing it all with very few cheers fro

Royal Invite?
Take this world over with me, my Queen. I will build for you a kingdom, where those of our integrity may live forever & ever. Be remembered by all as the beauty at my side, hold my hand always never ahead or falling behind. Move with me at light speed through the cosmos, lets let every existing soul able to feel affection see we created something stronger than "love". Represent my everything so before you I may lay everything else to be had, make me crave what defines you. Take this world over with me, my Queen; If I die alone, or rather without an outstanding love in my heart. It is because no woman could sooth my inner opposition, allowing me to truly be unstoppable

The Royal Forester
Note: This song first dates from the 13th Century. I am a forester of this landAs you may plainly see,It's the mantle of your maidenheadThat I would have from thee.He's taken her by the milk-white hand,And by the leylan sleeve,He's lain her down upon her backAnd asked no man's leave.Now since you've lain me down young manYou must take me up again,And since you've had your will of me,Come tell to me your name.Some call me Jim, some call me John,Begad it's all the same,But when I'm in the king's high courtErwilian is my name.She being a good scholarShe's spelt it o'er again,Erwilian, that's a Latin word,But Willy is your name.Now when he heard his name pronouncedHe mounted his high horse,She's belted up her petticoatAnd followed with all her force.He rode and she ranA long summer day,Until the came by the riverThat's commonly called the Tay.The water it's too deep my love,I'm afraid you cannot wade,But afore he's ridden his horse well inShe was on the other side.She went up to the king'

Royal Paper
Royal Paper The Princess of the Stationery Store Doesn't love me anymore; The Queen who taught my pen to sing Has taken off on broken wing. All the others I admire Have launched headfirst into the fire. No sympathy please, I beg and prithee, Simply one more round of whisky. I have no stomach for this sadness, So I'll go home and reek of gladness; While my poor neighbors bolt and flee The Minor Mode I'll shirk earnestly, And when that dour mood doth come, I'll drive it off with beat of drum; When thought turns in upon itself, I'll take the bottle from the shelf. "He is jolly," they will say, Others, "Merry!" and some "gay." None will take me seriously, Whilst I warble in the key of C; From my lips will drip anecdote, Bawdy tale, rhyme and joke. By the glass I'll drill where only I see, So none will guess how I loved thee.

Royal
God Bless Resist Calm down Contact Reach us Go Wild I'll taste your name I'll tell off these spades Watch This Calm down Teach us The roads Your contact it keeps us from roads Remove your veil Every last one I'm on your team Lets go Face to face not scared My custom made nightmares Armed with teeth in fashion Now all we need is nice shot God bless Resist Come down Our contact reach us go wild Remove your veil every last one I'm on your team I'll be in it too Rockets take you all to-tonight Its time TAKE ME! I LIKED YOU ALL! TAKE ME!

Roy Contacted Me!!! Hell No!
Roy had the audacity to call me! He (SEEMED) genuinly interested in how I have been. I was not happy. And showed it. I told him that I have been fine. No problems. (I didn't speak much.) The tone in my voice was apparent. I was very angry. I asked him if he received that LETTER. He replied he didn't understand what I was talking about. No he hadn't received anything. I told him it was months and months ago. He said no, that he didn't get anything back really from his old apartment. That he has moved to Dublin. He's not living with his sister but with someone else. I remember him telling me about a guy that he was trying to move in with. A possible roommate up in Dublin. I don't remember the specifics, but I do remember I wasn't happy with the arrangements at the time. Anyway, I was PISSED. If you recall in the letter I had expressely stated for him to never contact me in any way shape or form again. All this time, I assumed he understood. Well considering he's a backstabbing

Royksopp - Remind Me
It's only been a week, The rush of being home in rapid fading. Prevailing to recall What I was missing, all that time in England Has sent me aimlessly, On foot or by the help of transportation, To knock on windows where A friend no longer live, I had forgotten. Will remind, will remind, will remind me, Will remind, will remind, will remind me, Will remind, will remind, will remind me, Will remind, will remind, will remind me. And everywhere I go, There's always something to remind me Of another place and time Where love that travelled far had found me. We stayed outside til two, Waiting for the light to come back, But hid in talk I knew, Until you asked what I was thinking. Brave men tell the truth, A wise man's tools are analogies and puzzles, A woman holds her tongue, Knowing silence will speak for her. So now I'll never know, As you will only sleep beside me, And everywhere I go... It's only been a week, (Will remind, will remind, will remin

Roy Moore Makes An Ass Of Himself Again...
(Originally posted on December 22, 2006)Yes, that's right. Ex-Chief-Supreme-Court-Asshole Roy Moore (I just LOVE stating the 'Ex-' part) is now getting on Keith Ellison (the first Muslim congresscritter) for not being Christian.I've been telling these stupid religious people who WANT the separation of church and state abolished that sooner or later somebody NOT of their religion would be elected. But can't tell them ANYTHING.tag: religion, christianity, islam, politics-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!

Roy Miller
So, I just got a phone call from some guy that says his name is Roy Miller from the United States Government. He was trying to tell me that Fed-Ex is going to bring me a package with $4,160 in it. Not a check..pure hard cash. I am to leave the Fed-Ex driver at my house and go get a money order for $145. I was then to give the money order to the Fed-Ex driver so I could keep this money. And to make things even more clear, I was to use the same money from the "box of money". Since when does the government send people boxes of money? Since when do Fed-Ex drivers wait at a person's house? Also how did this guy get my address? The guy said it would be here within 2 hours. I guess I'll be waiting. I'd probably shit myself if Fed-Ex came here. No, I'm not stupid enough to believe this shit. You should call the number and see if you can figure out what the guy is saying? 1-202-657-6759

Roy Orbison:crying
Roy: I was all right for a while I could smile for a while KD: THEN I saw you last night You held my hand so tight WHEN you stopped to say hello Roy: You wished me well You couldn't tell that I've been crying over you, crying over you And you said "So long" Left me standing all alone, alone and crying, crying, crying, crying It's hard to understand But the touch of your hand can start me crying I thought that I was over you But it's true, so true I love you even more than I did before But darling, what can I do? For you don't love me And I'll always be crying over you, crying over you Roy: Yes now you're gone Both: And from this moment on, I'll be crying, crying, crying, crying Yeah, crying, crying over you

Roy Orbison "only The Lonely"
ROY ORBISON lyrics - "Only The Lonely" (Dum, dum, dum, dumdy-do, ah) (Whoa, yeah, yeah, yeah-yaa) (Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa-oow, ah-ah) (Only the lonely) (Only the lonely) Only the lonely (Dum, dum, dum, dumdy-do, ah) Know the way I feel tonight (Whoa, yeah, yeah, yeah-yaa) Only the lonely (Dum, dum, dum, dumdy-do, ah) Know this feeling ain't right (Dum, dum, dum, dumdy-do, ah) There goes my baby There goes my heart They've gone forever So far apart But only the lonely Know why I cry Only the lonely (Dum, dum, dum, dumdy-do, ah) (Whoa, yeah, yeah, yeah-yaa) (Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa-oow, ah-ah) (Only the lonely) (Only the lonely) Only the lonely Know the heartaches I've been through Only the lonely know I cry and cry for you May be tomorrow A new romance No more sorrow But that's the chance You've gotta take If you're lonely heartbreak Only the lonely

Roy Scheider Dies At 75
'Jaws' star dies at 75 08:29 AM CST on Monday, February 11, 2008 Associated Press LITTLE ROCK, Ark. -- Roy Scheider, a two-time Oscar nominee best known for his role as a police chief in the blockbuster movie "Jaws," has died. He was 75. Scheider died Sunday at the University of Arkansas for Medical Sciences hospital in Little Rock, hospital spokesman David Robinson said. The hospital did not release a cause of death. However, hospital spokeswoman Leslie Taylor said Scheider had been treated for multiple myeloma at the hospital's Myeloma Institute for Research and Therapy for the past two years. He was nominated for an Oscar for best-supporting actor in 1971's "The French Connection" in which he played the police partner of Oscar winner Gene Hackman and for best-actor for 1979's "All That Jazz," the autobiographical Bob Fosse film. However, he was best known for his role in Steven Spielberg's 1975 film, "Jaws," the enduring classic about a killer shark ter

Roy's Response...
----- Original Message ----- From: ROY HARVIE To: padam080808@ns.sympatico.ca Sent: Wednesday, July 23, 2008 12:17 AM Subject: Thanks for the great email Pauline you should get back into therapy you have definitely gone over the edge. I don`t know what your going through but you have lost all sense of reality. What you said in your email did not have one word of truth in it. If you didn't`t want us at the wedding you could just have said so. Please feel at ease we won`t be at your wedding and there won`t be any more stress on you from our side. As of this email please don`t contact us any more. Have a good life and do yourself a favor and get help.

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Rpg Freestyle Fightscene The Fall Of The Mulo Vampire
Don't be afraid as she pulled down the shadeSaid theres nothing to fear but the monster is hereSo just tell me the time, is it quarter of nineSince the suns gone away, now the creature will play-type-o-negative-12blackrainbows Imagine if you will a picture of a perfect fairy tale which has crossed over into the world of a necrophilia’s wet dream, an image in a coloured world where they be only tinted. Black on white, covered in the scents of lust, blood, and gore, faintly seeping like a pheromone the hint of a wild forest flower, her body fascinating those who see her pale white skin, she is one who will kill with a kiss, forever ravaging the world, killing never slipping into her grave, living without it seems a soul. A creation made by evil hands, brought to life again an angel for no one. She steps into the yard, no wolf moon above, her arrival is a spell cast, grace of a silver bullet, BANG, and you’re dead. Deadly as she stalks into the darkness surrounding the others, c

Rpg Games
Ok i am a Huge roleplay fan just cause i grew up to it. (i know i'm a nerd) but anyways just thought i'd through out some Roleplay games that i've Played and liked. i have to say them first cause they're the ones that got me into roleplay games and thats Square soft (at the time they were called that now they're square enix). Here are some games Square has Created. Final fantasy 3 i give props to that game cause thats the game that got me into them. Final fantasy 7(best game i have to say they made and thats just me), Final Fantasy 9 and 10 are some great games as well so check them out, Also Dragon quests is a fun game as well. Other roleplay games that are awesome are Magna Carta (i liked it), Castlevania is another grat group of roleplay games but fair warning...the first games of theirs can be a real pain in the ass to play. but try them. Ephemeral Fantasia is a lost treasure kind of game no one really knows of it but fair warning its messed up and kind of poorly made but fun. Atel

Répond à Tous Les Besoins: Des Applications De Téléphonie Mobile?
Smartphones ont remplacé l'utilisation traditionnelle d'un téléphone mobile. Une fois utilisé principalement pour recevoir et faire des appels, les téléphones mobiles ont parcouru un long chemin. Nous vivons et respirons à l'avenir de la technologie. Aujourd'hui, les téléphones mobiles sont le gadget le plus couramment utilisé. Les téléphones intelligents et de nombreuses fonctionnalités avancées de la nouvelle industrie est née application nommée. Avec des jeux passionnants et un accès facile aux produits de presse et un ?s favorites et sociétés iPhone d'Apple a été parmi les premiers à soulever le téléphone mobile et offre une plate-forme applicative pour ses clients. De la colère de la première boutique App iPhone est toujours l'une des activités préférées des utilisateurs. Avec Android et Windows 8 plate-forme est également disponible en utilisant des smartphones est en croissance exponentielle. Les entreprises du monde entier de trouver une application mobile comme un nouveau moy

R Private Pictures Really Protected
Do you have any pictures that you really dont want the public to see, you think you can label te folder private and no one will see. Well guess what, once a fubar member reaches level 28 they can unlock the private photo's and view them. Whats even worse is that they can save them and post them on the web so that every one can see them. Please be careful every one and protect your private picture. Vixxenn

Rp's Day Off.
so what to do??? other than find some trouble to get into... theres butt loads of fun stuff. so ima get off fu for another week or so and do some fun filled activities that require energy and stamina....HA! so happy memorial day fukrs. ill be seein ya'll @ red rocks

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O,GREAT SPIRIT, WHOSE VOICE I HEAR IN THE WINDSAND WHOSE BREATHGIVES LIFE TO ALL THE WORLD,HEAR ME! I AM SMELL AND WEAK. I NEED YOUR STREANGTH AND WISDOM. LET ME WALK IN BEAUTY,AND MAKE MY EYES EVER BEHOLD THE RED AND PURPLE SUNSET. MAKE MY HANDS RESPECT THE THINDS YOU HAVE MADE AND MY EARS SHARP TO HEAR YOUR VOICE. MAKE ME WISE SO THAT I MAY UNDERSTAND THETHINGS YOU HAVE TAUGHT MY PEOPLE. LET ME LEARN THE LESSONS YOU AVE HIDDEN IN EVERY LEAF AND ROCK. I SEEK STRENGHT,NOT TO BE GREATER THEN MY BROTHERS,BUT TO FIGHT MY GREATER ENEMY-MYSELF. MAKE ME ALWAYS READY TO COME TO YOU WITH CLEAN HEADS AND STRAIGHT EYES. SO WHEN LIFE FADES,ASTHE FADING SUNSET,MY SPIRIT MAY COME TO YOU WITHOUT SHAME. †ÇHÊRØKÊÊ ¶R‡ÐÊ†

Rr - An Intro
I've been doing the Rants for about 6 years now. I originally did it as a Columnist for a few Wrestling websites, and moved on to do it on my own. However, time passes, and I let the site go - But the Rant has been living on through Myspace. So, I've decided to bring it here as well. Most of the time it WILL be wrestling related, but at times I'll just be ranting at things like Life, Religion, Politics - You name it.

The Rrd Halloween 2008 Costume Contest Winner
COME CHECK OUT THE REAL RED DRAGONHALLOWEENCOSTUME CONTEST WINNERWHILE UR AT IT...COME HANG WITH US IN THE LOUNGE!!! DJ Mercury@ fubar Just click the lounge logo and hope to see ya there! CONGRATULTIONSDeath On Vacation AKA DJ Merc!!! HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT TIME!!! WE ARE HIRING FOR DJS...PLEASE LADIES COME!!

Rrdl Vs The Fu
This is the city, Red Dragon Lounge, Fubar. It's not a bad place to get some R&R. You can learn a bit about DJing, or just hang with the crew, and its free. With a brand new skin, and a newer one in the works, the scenery's hard to beat, And then there's the cams, That's free too. Theres a fair number of jobs open and we get along pretty good. Part time or full time, Its entirely up to you. A few Hours in the morning, and/or a set at night. We have all kinds of fun, in just about anyway you can think of. And a real community that some even consider family. Sometimes, none of these things is enough. It takes bigger challenges, and bigger excitement. When it gets too big, then it becomes my job, I carry a badge. --- DUN DA DA DAT. --- DUN DA DA DA DAAAA. The Story your about to see is true. The Names have been changed to protect the innocent. --- [ DRAGNET 1969 ] --- ---------------------------------------- If you remember this old show you may remember Joe Friday sayi

Rresponsibility
Responsibility does not only lie with the leaders of our countries or with those who have been appointed or elected to do a particular job. It lies with each of us individually. Peace, for example, starts within each one of us. When we have inner peace, we can be at peace with those around us.

Rr 2 - John Cena's Injury, How Does It Affect Wwe?
Welcome to edition number 2 of the Ringside Rant. Short one this time, as I'm a little out of sorts. John Cena was the WWE Champion until just before No Mercy. HOWEVER...during a match with Mr. Kennedy(...Kennedy...), Cena tore his pectoral muscle. He required surgery and 8-12 months of rehab. He'll miss Wrestlemania 24 in Orlando, FL. They then take the title, put it on Randy Orton (who was the No. 1 contender), then have him lose it to HHH, then regain it all the same night! YIKES...HHH didn't get more than a two hour title reign! So now we have Orton as champ, and the next night during an "appreciation ceremony" suddenly HBK comes out and gives Orton Sweet Chin Music! So now we have a Cyber Sunday match where Orton will either face Kennedy, Jeff Hardy or HBK. Is this great or what? Kennedy and Hardy have never held the WWE title. HBK has more than once. But what makes sense? HBK getting the vote. Why?? Orton put him on the shelf in May, so the feud lost ground for a few months. B

R & R Much Needed!!
I am so tired! Looking Forward to getting My Seabee home, spending time with all of the kids, settling back into life, then planning a trip (alone time) to the Mountains of TN. Gonna rent a Cabin for several days and Relax with My Man, and a bottle of Jack in the Hot Tub!! Cant wait.................... Much needed time off after being apart for the last 10 months! Get reacquainted and back into reality!! This has been a nightmare for me... God Bless Our Troops! and their families and loved ones for what they go thru trying to keep it all together here at home while worrying about them so far away!! TTUL Southern Bitch!!

Rroma
Things this far back are always foggy, but let's try a theory on for size. When the Rroma (the Gypsies) left India, some of them had Ravnos traveling with them. I don't think a lot did, but some did. When companies of Rroma traveled from kingdom to kingdom, they had to get writs of passage from local authorities. Sometimes they couldn't get the writs and sometimes the writs weren't of much use --- a note from the far away king isn't of much use against bandits on the road --- but for the most part they kept the Rroma safe. It seems a little strange that the Rroma, who were, by all accounts, generally mistrusted and accused of awful crimes, could easily gain audiences with kings and lords and obtain notes of safe conduct. That's where the Ravnos traveling with them came in. The Vampires had a much easier time gaining access, and earning writs. But of course, in Europe they didn't have such an easy time of things. Any given Ravnos was no more likely than his caravan herd to speak the lan

R&r (rest And Recovery)
This Friday and Saturday was very eventful for me, to say the least. I am still reeling from it all. My friend Juanita (Nee) came and picked me up from my house Friday afternoon for her Birthday party evening. I was unaware of the plans. All I knew was...we were Goin' Out!. She came and rolled into my driveway and it was off and Crackin' (We exchanged belated birthday gifts)...and onward, to Stockton, CA. We have a "Dezo" she said and I gave a Heart felt "Woot!!" As I raised the roof with my hands. (FYI Dezo: is our slang for a Designated Driver). We made a pit stop at Jack in the Box to put something in our tummies. I got a 3 piece Eggroll with BBQ sauce and she is on the ever Gay "Southbeach Diet" so she got grilled chicken strips. Fast forward 8pm, we were rollin' deep into our first stop "Barneys". A local bar with a nice lil atmosphere but no dance space. It was Me, Nee, Em (her niece who is 22 years old), Suzi (A gorgeous Mexican broad with 5 kids but she don't look

Rr Role Call Do Over
RATING REVOLUTION ROLL CALL! In order to become a member of our family, you must R/F/A all family members... In your friends request it must state joining RR by Mz. Liz, Lady St Claire, Queen Ice Cold, Dee75 or Tech N9ne. These are the only people who can put you through role call, so you must include your recruiters name in the request. If you are already friends with a member

Rrrrrriiiiiisssssseeee!!!!!
With society in this twist of genocidial hate forced to fear by a government that does nothing but regulate and propagate confusion within the weak to put words into motion releasing kept minds this used to be our priveledge now it is our crime SILENT NO LONGER with ignorant mentality up on a soap box with a plan for reality How can one stand? How can one speak? and yet find the strength to go out and preach? to teach? to RISE against NO MORE, say you shall we be lambs to the slaughter bleeding out to feed our father to fight his war which fuels his gain RISE RISE, I beg you don't be plain a wise man spoke before he was broke and said fear NOTHING but fear every great man who has had a plan has been reaped in the prime of their year this power is scared and the speaker can no longer be silenced for his message was given before they brought him violence So SPEAK i say you tell all who will listen that it is our duty and our mission as a people red,

Rrrrrrrrriseeeeee!!
With society in this twist of genocidal hate forced to fear by a government that does nothing but regulate and propagate confusion within the weak to put words into motion releasing kept minds this used to be our priviledge now it is our crime SILENT NO LONGER with ignorant mentality up on a soap box with a plan for reality How can one stand? How can one speak? and yet find the strength to go out and preach? to teach? to RISE against NO MORE, say you shall we be lambs to the slaughter bleeding out to feed our father to fight his war which fuels his gain RISE RISE, I beg you don't be plain a wise man spoke before he was broke and said fear NOTHING but fear every great man who has had a plan has been reaped in the prime of their year this power is scared and the speaker can no longer be silenced for his message was given before they brought him violence So SPEAK i say you tell all who will listen that it is our duty and our mission as a people red, wh

Rrrrrrrrrr!
10 things - one letter. Rules: Copy to your own note, erase my answers, enter yours. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real . . . nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question. Have Fun! 1. What is your name: Ron 2. A four letter word: Rock 3. A boy's name: Roger 4. A girl's name: Robyn 5. An occupation: Rock Star 6. A colour: Red 7. Something you wear: Running shoes 8. A food: Raspberry Jam 9. Something found in the bathroom: Rolling Stone (I do all my best reading in the can) 10. A place: Regina (it rhymes with Fun)

3 R's
Somebody once said that lives of people these days can be summed up in 3 words: HURRY, WORRY, BURY... A lot of people live in a HURRY and carry a lot of WORRY, and so find themselves early in the cemetery... It's time for us to rediscover the 3 R's in LIFE - RELAX, REFLECT, RENEW... good day to all!!! (",) _dYaNiKa_

R Season Ended Over The Weekend With The Moose Jaw Warriors Failing To Make The Whl Playoffs And Its Expected That He Will Join
The Toronto Marlies will get added support on the blue line later this week with the addition of defenceman Morgan Rielly. Riellys junior season ended over the weekend with the Moose Jaw Warriors failing to make the WHL playoffs and its expected that he will join the Marlies on Wednesday. The 19-year-old had 12 goals and 54 points during the regular season with the Warriors. "Any time Ive gone to Toronto theyve always told me that they drafted me for a reason - its because of what I am able do with the puck," Rielly told the Moose Jaw Times Herald. "Thats what they ask me to do. I want to play hard every night and try to get better." Rielly was the Toronto Maple Leafs first-round pick - fifth overall - in the in 2012 NHL Draft. The Marlies are in first in the AHLs North Division and third overall in the Western Conference with 74 points. jerseys nfl cheap . Hes like that nice new piece of furniture that causes the homeowner to redecorate the entire room -- just so everythin

R Semifinal. Robson, A Junior Wimble
French Open runner-up Sara Errani beat Irina-Camelia Begu of Romania 6-4, 6-1 to reach the Italiacom Open final on Saturday and shoot for her fourth title of the year. The top-seeded Errani has dropped just 16 games in four matches. She also won in Palermo in 2008. Her other victories this year were in Budapest, Barcelona and Acapulco. British teenager Laura Robsons impressive run was ended in a 2-6, 7-5, 6-2 defeat by eighth-seeded Barbora Zahlavova Strycova in the other semifinal. Robson, a Junior Wimbledon champion four years ago at 14, appeared in her first WTA semis. Zahlavova Strycova, a Czech, won her only WTA title in Quebec City last year. Wholesale Soccer Jerseys . Sorskogen team chairman Ketil Torp says the players denied making such remarks at the Stockholm Snipers, a team that prides itself for having members of different sexual orientations. He also says the match referee didnt hear the remarks. Wholesale Jerseys . Should he clear waivers on Thursday at Noon et,

Rsity In The Cis. He Was Named The Top Cis Offensive Lineman Twice In 2009 And 2010, Earning All-canadian Honours Both Years. "from Our Perspectiv
EDMONTON -- The Edmonton Eskimos have acquired the rights for offensive lineman Matthew ODonnell from the Saskatchewan Roughriders in exchange for wide receiver Greg Carr, the club announced Wednesday. ODonnell was drafted by the Roughriders in the second round of the 2011 CFL Canadian draft, but he opted to sign with the NFLs Cincinnati Bengals. He spent the 2011 season on the Bengals practice roster and was cut by the team this season. The Comox, B.C., native played college football with Queens University in the CIS. He was named the top CIS offensive lineman twice in 2009 and 2010, earning all-Canadian honours both years. "From our perspective, we are very pleased to gain the rights to a quality young Canadian offensive tackle," Eskimos general manager Eric Tillman said in a statement. "Matthews development began at Queens, a program we hold in high regard, and we feel hes made substantial improvement during his time with the Cincinnati Bengals, via two training camps and a full yea

Rsl?
Are you a Reason, a Season, or a Lifetime? Pay attention to what you read. After you read this, you will know the reason it was sent to you! People come into your life for a reason, a season, or a lifetime. When you figure out which one it is, you will know what to do for each person. REASON: When someone is in your life for a REASON. . . It is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally, or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend, and they are! They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrong doing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done.

Rss Feeds For Blogs And Status Messages
RSS and atom feeds is now available for blogs and statuses. The feeds links are located below the blog stats on the blog page and in the Status box header, to the right, on the public profile page.You can subscribe to blogs and statuses in Google Reader by simply pasting in a blog or profile URL into the subscribe box. Google automagically figures out the location of the feed.Please note that the profile and blog must be viewable by everyone to be accessible by Google or other news reader. You will be able to subscribe to restricted blogs and profiles if you are logged in and use in-browser functionally such as Fitefox's live bookmarks.Let me know how this feature can be improved.Tina

R.s.'s Smoked Turkey
12 to 15 pounds Honeysuckle White Whole Turkey, cleaned 2 oranges, halved 1. Set smoker to highest temperature. 2. Squeeze juice from the two orange halves onto the bottom of the bird. Rub the juice in and place orange halves in the bird's cavity. 3. Place bird on breast and place in smoker. Keep the smoker at highest temperature (cooking time is 30 minutes per pound). 4. After half of cooking time, squeeze the remaining oranges onto breast and rub juice in. Place the oranges on top. Place the bird, breast down, back into the smoker. 5. After cooking time is complete, take turkey out and let cool before carving. Makes 7 servings. Nutrition Facts Amount Per Serving Calories: 669 Calories from fat: 173 Total fat: 19 gm Saturated fat: 6 gm Cholesterol: 294 mg Sodium: 271 mg Carbohydrate: 5 gm Protein: 114 gm

Rss The Future Of E-learning
RSS the Future of E-learning RSS wears many a hats - rich site summary, really simple syndication - RSS or evenResource Description Framework RDF. RSS is basically a lighter XML format designed for sharing Web content. As it is one of the simplest uses of XML, RSS has become widely distributed. The RSS file can include a logo, a site link, an input box, and multiple news items. Each news item consists of a URL, a title, and a summary. Because the data is in XML, and not a display language like HTML, RSS information can be flowed into a large number of devices. In addition to being used to create news summary web pages, RSS can be fed into stand-alone news browsers or headline viewers, PDAs, cell phones, email ticklers and even voice updates. RSS files are created by content publishers and then delivered to people who have subscribed to that feed using a "feed reader" application also called a news aggregator. The feed reader program checks with the originator of the content regularl

21rst,22nd,23rd And 24th Of May
Many will come, few will stay. All have meaning in your life's journey. Love unconditionally, giving yourself to those you love. Continue to be true to yourself, your family and friends. Open your mind to others around you who need your acceptance and guidance.

Rsvp Now For Birthday Cruise Out Of Miami Florida !
RSVP NOW for Birthday Cruise out of MIAMI FLORIDA ! Now is your chanceif you want to get a GREAT priceon a cruise & meet me all at the same time !! We are booking a Birthday Cruise for Myself for October 2008 out of MIAMI FLORIDAOctober 19th 7 day cruise to Cozumel Mexico Grand Cayman , Cayman Islands Ocho Rios , Jamaica This will include food 24 hours $100 onboard credit for each cabin bottle of champagne & chocolates for each cabin and a shared cocktail party with one hour open bar & dry snacks Inside cabin is $429 per person Oceanview is $529 per person plus taxes, and tips Optional is also : alcohol, shore excursions, BINGO, casino , onboard photos YOU must reserve a cabin now to hold this price. Reservations are $250 deposit per person and you must use this booking number : must contact me for the booking number as only a few cabins are left at this price thats right !! to receive the onboard credits , and other extras that wer

Rsvp For Wedding Of Pimp And Chelle
Please No NSFW comments, and if you can attend, please let me know by saying so in a comment...if you are unable to attend, please leave you condolences here..also in the from of a comment.' Wedding is Friday the 26th in CK2 Lounge..at 9pm EST all are welcome... Thank you and we both hope to see you at the Wedding.

Rsvp Plz
PLEASE RSVP. THANK YOU. BET I GET THIS BACK. This is the sacred angel You MUST pass this angel on to at least 3 people within the hour of receiving this email.. After you do, make a wish. If you have passed it on, your wish will come true and love will come your way shortly. You're... My friend, My companion, Through good times and bad, My friend, My buddy, Through happy and sad, Beside me you stand, Beside me you walk, You're there to listen, You're there to talk, With happiness, With smiles, With pain and tears, I know you'll be there, throughout the years! You are all good friends to me and I am grateful to you. Send this to all your good friends online to show them you are friends. Remember, no man or woman is a failure who has a friend! If I could sit on the porch with God, the first thing I would do is thank him for you

R.s.v.p.
Fly on mocking bird So drunk, drunk again Thought my demons were my friends Broken wings can't fly too high Broken hearts can't hold Just give me one wish Remove me from this hell I feel It's buried deep within my past Hope to hell it doesn't last It's comething I don't ever wanna face There's nothing left, Fear is gone Before I make this final run I know I'm the lesser one Cut my strings so I fall Let me stay and decay here alone Leave me to fade out Don't care if your world is ending today I wasn't invited anyway...

Rs With 19 Goals This Season, But Has Missed The Past Four Games With A Concussion And Is Out Indefinitely. Alfredsson Has Picked Up The Pace Since, L
(Sports Network) - Daniel Alfredsson has tapped into the fountain of youth a bit in an effort to replace injured leading goal-scorer Milan Michalek. The 39-year-old will try to give himself an early Christmas present with a milestone goal this evening and lift the Ottawa Senators to a fourth straight victory in a matchup with the Carolina Hurricanes, who are also without their top goal scorer. Michalek is pacing the Senators with 19 goals this season, but has missed the past four games with a concussion and is out indefinitely. Alfredsson has picked up the pace since, logging three goals and nine points over his last four games. Alfredsson scored the 399th goal of his career and logged two assists in last nights 4-3 overtime win against the Panthers. Bobby Butler was credited with the winning goal as his pass attempt to Erik Karlsson hit off of a Florida defender and in. Chris Neil and Karlsson scored while Craig Anderson made 32 saves. Ottawa gave up three one-goal leads, but is still

Rt 394
dark except for the stars in the sky and the embers of a dying fire its cold outside the blanket we shiver still everyone has long gone to sleep its just the two of us sharing a moment in time you lay your head on my chest I can tell you feel safe and for a moment there is no place you or I would rather be we whisper whatever comes to our heads and you giggle softly as I look back at the stars I can tell youve fallen asleep your body heavy against mine I pull the blanket higher so youre not cold I watch you sleep and realize youre beautiful and that you have my heart I lay my head back against my pillow and realize this is what god had in mind

"r-t"
"R" Radiophobia- Fear of radiation, x-rays. Ranidaphobia- Fear of frogs. Rectophobia- Fear of rectum or rectal diseases. Rhabdophobia- Fear of being severely punished or beaten by a rod, or of being severely criticized. Also fear of magic.(wand) Rhypophobia- Fear of defecation. Rhytiphobia- Fear of getting wrinkles. Rupophobia- Fear of dirt. Russophobia- Fear of Russians. "S" Samhainophobia: Fear of Halloween. Sarmassophobia- Fear of love play. (Malaxophobia) Satanophobia- Fear of Satan. Scabiophobia- Fear of scabies. Scatophobia- Fear of fecal matter. Scelerophibia- Fear of bad men, burglars. Sciophobia Sciaphobia- Fear of shadows. Scoleciphobia- Fear of worms. Scolionophobia- Fear of school. Scopophobia or Scoptophobia- Fear of being seen or stared at. Scotomaphobia- Fear of blindness in visual field. Scotophobia- Fear of darkness. (Achluophobia) Scriptophobia- Fear of writing in public. Selachophobia- Fear of sharks. Selaphobia- Fear of light flashes. Se

The Rtb's & Wtb's Familys
Come and join us this is the founders of two bombing familys the first three are founders of The Round Table Bombers and there home pic,the next two are founders of The White Tiger Bombers and there maskscot the tiger. this is the link to The Round Table Bombers Ţħę‡Ŗǒũŋđ‡Ţąbłę‡Bõmbèŗś@ CherryTAP this is the link to The White Tiger Bombers WhiteTigerBombers@ CherryTAP now both familys are looking for members and there are a few rules to joining u can read them on the home page of either family.u will be welcomed and treated with respect. so both are fairly new,but the White Tigers just got started where the Round Table has been around a little longer.we are happy u read and looked if interested please go to the home page u like and leave a comment and a founder will get back to u soon.ty very much, corky1952 Proud Founder of the RTB'S & WTB'S

R8tes 4 Buck'z
These are my standard rates for bux prices during HH...If you would like to rate during non-HH, please shout me....Please PM me after you rate and I will confirm your totals and pay you. If you do not PM me, I will assume you are rating out of the kindness of your heart. Thanx, Da Flirt All of these may be repeated daily until you run out of rates. 100 11's on pics...30K Fubux 100 10's on pics....3K Fubux 100 Stash Rates....3K Fubux 100 Comments....3K Fubux 1 Bling Credit...3K Fubux 3 Bling Credits...10K Fubux 5 Bling Credits....20K Fubux 10 Bling Credits....40K Fubux 15 Bling Credits....50K Fubux 20 Bling Credits....65K Fubux 25 Bling Credits...100K Fubux

R There Any Out There?
Are there any bi girls out there??If so hit me up!Friend me,I luv u!lol...I wanna meet all the bi girls out there I can,Lesbians welcome!!Make my friends list a womans haven will ya!And any close to me gets bonus points..LOL. xoxoxo

R They 4 Real
I have always seen life for what it really is. Ever since I was a child growing up, hard times are all I know. I had to sit back and watch my mother work from sunset to sundown. I had to sit back and watch my mother work herself to her grave. Nothing ever came easy for her. She always had a heart and kept a smile on her face. Life is like a newborn baby struggling to come out of its mother's womb, life is a struggle true enough, but after all the struggling you have done, and after all the hell you have been through, there is success. Life is nothing but a big struggle, but just keep the faith and focus on your goals. Don't let life beat you or you will be walking around like zombies. Keep on pushing, keep on trying, life can be whatever you make it to be. But life can also be a bowl of cherries with whip cream and apple pie. I say this again; life is what you make of it. You can achieve or conquer anything it throws at you, you can't quit or g

RëÅÐ Thï§ Vëry §lØwly... ït'§ Prëtty PrØfØünÐ.
Too many people put off something that brings them joy just because they haven't thought about it, don't have it on their schedule, didn't know it was coming or are too rigid to depart from their routine. I got to thinking one day about all those people on the Titanic who passed up dessert at dinner that fateful night in an effort to cut back. From then on, I've tried to be a little more flexible. How many women out there will eat at home because their husband didn't suggest going out to dinner until after something had been thawed ? Does the word "refrigeration" mean nothing to you? How often have your kids dropped in to talk and sat in silence while you watched 'Jeopardy' on television? I cannot count the times I called my sister and said , "How about going to lunch in a half hour?" She would gas up and stammer, "I can't. I have clothes on the line. My hair is dirty. I wish I had known yesterday, I had a late breakfast, It looks like rain" And my personal favorite:

R To The Challenges Of A Bus
Canadas best-known road cyclist is ready for the London 2012 Olympics, provided he is chosen to represent Canada. But Ryder Hesjedal has plenty of other things on his mind. Coming off his Giro dItalia victory last month, Hesjedal is currently in Spain, preparing for the 2012 Tour de France. The first Canadian to ever win a Grand Tour, Hesjedal will pursue the coveted yellow jersey as the lead rider for Garmin-Barracuda during the Tour, which begins on June 30. Hesjedal is no stranger to the challenges of a busy calendar. He raced the Giro, the Tour de France and the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games all in the same year. Every year since 2008, he has raced both the Tour de France and the Clasica de San Sebastian, a one day race held less than a week after the final stage of the Tour—just like this years Olympic road race. If chosen to represent Canada, Hesjedal will arrive in London just a few days after the end of the Tour de France, in time for the course test day on July 26, 201

"r" Troubles
A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing the letter ''R,'' and all the other kids were, of course, teasing him about it. To help him out, the teacher gave him a sentence to practice at home: ''Robert gave Richard a rap in the ribs for roasting the rabbit so rare.'' In class a few days later, the teacher asked the boy to recite the sentence out loud. The boy nervously eyed his classmates--many of them already laughing at him--then replied, ''Bob gave Dick a poke in the side because the bunny wasn't cooked enough.''

Ruadh Gu Brath! Redheads Forever!
Throughout history, redheads have been feared and revered, loathed and adored, degraded and exalted. No other human trait has provoked such a array of emotions in such a large number of fellow humans. It is like boiling is to freezing or despair is to hope. There are degrees of reddishness when referring to hair, including ginger, auburn (reddish brown), and strawberry blonde. Red hair is found most commonly at the western fringes of Europe. Leading the pack, Scotland, Ireland, Wales, and England have the most redheads. Scotland has the highest proportion with 13% having red hair and approximately 40% possessing the recessive redhead gene. Ireland is second highest with approximately 10% having it and 40% carrying the gene. The U.S. can boast (or not) anywhere from two to six percent of the population having red tresses. A seemingly insignificant figure, but with a massive population, this gives the good ol' USA the largest number of redheads in the world with 6 to 18 million. Compar

R U A Music Aritst Needing More Exposure ?
ONLY SERIOUS MUSIC ARTIST PLEASE!!!- DO NOT WASTE MY TIME !!! IF YOU WOULD LIKE MORE EXPOSURE FOR YOUR MUSIC...PLEASE CONTACT ME ON FUBAR OR YOU CAN E-MAIL ME AT lkndsugar@yahoo.com HERE ARE SOME THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW BEFORE YOU CONTACT ME. >FYI..THE SERVICES PROVIDED BY ME ARE NOT FREE BY ANY MEANS...HOWEVER...IF YOU ARE A FRIEND OF MINE HERE ON FUBAR ..I WILL CHARGE YOU A ONE TIME FEE BASED ON YOUR NEEDS...E-MAIL ME WITH YOUR NEEDS AND I WILL GIVE YOU A PRICE. >ALSO FYI...THIS DOES NOT IN ANY WAY GURANTEE YOUR SUCESS...YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT...IT IS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO CONTACT ME CONCERNING YOUR SHOWS YOU WILL BE DOING OR WHAT EVER YOUR NEED IS ...SO THAT WAY THEY CAN BE POSTED TO YOUR ARTIST PAGE. PEACE

R U An Unique Individual?
Are you tired of the world Looking down on you because your a Unique individual? If so you have come to the right place Introducing the newest group on fubar Unique Individuals We are looking for...... This is a Group For men and women If your gothic, pierced or tattooed then you have come to the right place If your intrested contact Toxic Tears or Smokie for more information

R U A Snob??
You Are Confident and Secure You are practically immune to insecurity and self doubt. You're comfortable with who you are, and if someone doesn't like you - that's not your problem. Some people think you're too confident, but that's just their insecurities shining through. Your confidence carries you through your worst moments, because you know you'll always come out fine. Are You Insecure?

R U A Seducer
Your Seduction Style: Sweet Talker Your seduction technique can be summed up with "charm" You know that if you have the chance to talk to someone... Well, you won't be talking for long! ;-) You're great at telling potential lovers what they want to hear. Partially, because you're a great reflective listener and good at complementing. The other part of your formula? Focusing your conversation completely on the other person. Your "sweet talking" ways have taken you far in romance - and in life. You can finess your way through any difficult situation, with a smile on your face. Speeding tickets, job interviews... bring it on! You truly live a *charmed life*What Kind of Seducer Are You?

R U A Slut
Congratulations your a REAL Slut! Your deffinatly not going to lose it becuase you sure are using it! Your Motto: "I'll try anyone or anything once or twice!" Your Sign: "Slippery When Wet!" * Don't forget to pratice SAFE SEX! Better stock up on condoms and lube!Take The Slut Quiz Now!"Slut Quiz - Female" is available here***starXtest v2.0***

R U A Slut?
Congratulations your ALMOST a Slut! Just a wild night away! Go out and rack up some points! Your Motto: "I'll Try Anything Once!" Your Sign: "Rest Area Ahead" Let's Park! * Don't forget to pratice SAFE SEX! Take The Slut Quiz Now!"Slut Quiz - Female" is available here***starXtest v2.0***

R U A Simple Bitch??
A simple bitch will take you where you need to go. *A real bitch throws you her keys and says it needs gas in it! *A simple bitch will tell you not to fight, it aint worth it. *A real bitch will say beat her ass and look at the crowd and say "better nobody jump in". *A simple bitch will let another bitch know she can back the fuck up or get knocked the fuck out. *A real bitch will just knock her the fuck out!!! *A simple bitch tells you, she's had enough to drink. *A real bitch tells you we need another shot, we bout to get fucked up! *A simple bitch goes to the club with you and sits down. *A real bitch goes to the club with you and says lets show these simple bitches how we do it. *A simple bitch wonders who your new man is. *A real bitch know that mutha fucka's first name, last name , his birthday, where he lives, who he's related to, what kinda car he drive's, where he works, how many babies mama's he has, and how many bitches he is talking to right now!!! *

Rub A Dub-dub...
Rub a Dub-Dub... by Daren © Rub a Dub-Dub, Three Friends in a Tub Gary and I had gotten lucky. We were at my house one evening. To be more precise, we were at the place where I was "house sitting" for the summer. I was occupying half of a brown shingle duplex. It was originally a grand, single family home, but had been illegally subdivided into two apartments. The owners had installed a door between the two apartments which, nonetheless, still allowed easy access between the residential units when it wasn't securely locked. The other unit was occupied by a single woman named Julie, someone I had known as a friend for several years. She referred me to the other renters as a reliable house sitter when I first moved to the area but hadn't yet settled in. Gary was a buddy with whom I shared many interests. He and I were entertaining Julie and another woman, Hannah, in the living room. The stereo was playing dance music and we were all sitting on pillows around a large coffee tab

Rub-a-dub-dub
Did you know that your skin is one of the body's largest organs? Skin wraps your body with about 640,000 sensory receptors. This means your skin is very sensitive to touch. It also connects to blood vessels and nerve fibers, and through these to many parts of your body's organs. If you take the time to learn the most basic techniques for massage, you can effect a positive change in the person receiving it.How you touch a spouse, a loved one, a friend or even a pet can enhance their health in subtle and delightful ways. You'll create a bonding as you help relax them and reduce their stress and discomfort. There are several different massage techniques that I will explain here, as well as a list of "goodies" you can use to make the massage experience as pleasant as possible for you and the person you'll be massaging. Simple massage is easy to learn, and you can practice on yourself, beginning by massaging your own legs, for example. Not only will your body be happier, it will help you

Rub A Dub Dub Three Subs In A Tub
I was thinking about how all subs are definitely unique and different. With that in mind I thought that it might be time to write about some of the kinds of subs, and their specialties. A few in this blog, and several more blogs to come. 1. Pleasure Sub - This submissive has a very strong sensual and sexual nature. In submission, they want to please and always work hard at doing it. A pleasure sub can be rebellious, and headstrong, but never when it comes to pleasing a Dom/Domme. I have found that this personality, and type of submission is more common among female subs than male subs. Having a pleasure sub, may appear easy on the surface, but a pleasure sub requires a lot of attention, they have a fragile ego, and are easily abused by Dom/Dommes who fail to understand the intricy of the pleasure personality. Owning a pleasure sub can be exhausting, and at times frustrating. But the rewards are many. This sub is often called a slut, and responds well to the term. 2. Forced Femini

The Ruba'iyat Of The Wyrm
Lines Reflecting Thoughts (The Ruba’iyat of the Wyrm) I On what modest page I write, In what fields I’ve sown my dreams, But when complete, the harvest reaped, They’re just thoughts upon a theme. II We can open our minds to colors, We can breathe a patient sigh, We can bend our thoughts to matter; Towers of Babel reaching high. III You can dive in the deepest waters, You don’t have to fold the sky. Nothing is real unless you dream it, Castles of clouds floating by. IV A common place, that state of grace, Toward whose shore this ship we sail. Through tides turbulent or becalmed, The human race will prevail. V Will you complete what is at your feet Or will you just curl up and die? Are you content or does fire burn yet Beneath that dead stare in your eye? VI Feverous fictions and deep suspicions, We have an inclination to that end. We think our souls are ever so clear, Yet Jealousy our mind suspends. VII Can’t

Rubber Ducky
well all my friends know i love gummie bears but theres something i love even more then them....can u guess what it is?.....NO?....RUBBER DUCKIES....wohooo yay me!...ok can u guess im bored, cha yeah i totaly am i have no other way to spend my time i mean i live in the middle or no where....kinda funny im still waiting for something exciting to happen but till then ill sing another song this time about the duckies......rubber ducky your so fun u make bathtime oh so much fun, rubber ducky your the one, ohhhh rubber ducky i love uuuuuu, oh u sexy duck lets go take a bath :D

Rubbing It...
Fuck I am HORNY!!! I would ask if any of the local ladies would be interested in saving me the trouble of jerking off and come over to fuck me…but that might be too forward…huh? ;P …But I mean…if you want to…Just let me know! heh ;) At the very least…Anyone willing to talk dirty to me? :D Fuck! Damn, I’m horny! And fuck do I need some pussy, real fucking bad!

Rubbing Elbows With The Greats And A Rockstar.
I have been to every sporting event that I enjoy both watching and playing, but yesterday was my first PGA golf tournament. My brother and I went to Warwick Hills in Grand Blanc,Michigan for The Buick Open. Although my favorite golfer Tiger woods wasn't there, because of the birth of his daughter I got to rub elbows with my other favorites in the game. My brother has seen the open like six times and his was my first and it was a time to remember for a lifetime. We arrived when the gates opened and had time to figure out an awesome game plan so we knew how we were going to spend our day. We had our tickets at the start of the tourney, but we wanted to save them for the final round so we could see the winner. My brother wanted to see Steve Flesch tee off on hole one and follow him for a couple of holes to kill some time until we could see one of our favorites John Daly tee off at 12:03 p.m. Good thing we decided to follow John Daly for a few holes because we were in for a huge su

Rubber Ducky--this Is So Cute
Rubber Ducky is a cute little aquarium display that sits neatly above your system tray. The elements of the aquarium monitor the state of your computer--fish for network traffic, plants for hard disk, bubbles for CPU usage, and water level/color for RAM usage. Whenever your system experiences a slow-down, just take a quick glance at Rubber Ducky and you will know what is holding it up at a single glance. Editor's review of Rubber Ducky This cleverly designed and free application monitors system activities to help you troubleshoot slow performance but doesn't get into specifics. The interface is a small yet colorful animated aquarium that hovers above your system-tray clock. Themed elements indicate certain computer-related activities. For instance, water level and color represent memory usage. Fish indicate inbound and outbound network traffic, plants show hard disk activity, and bubbles stand for CPU usage. When you right click the interface, you'll see a list explaining what al

Rubbed And Sauced Barbecued Baby Chickens
Difficulty: Easy Prep Time: 20 minutes Cook Time: 1 hour Yield: 4 servings 2 (3 1/2-pound) "baby" chickens Olive Oil Salt and fresh ground pepper or Classic BBQ Rub, recipe follows Favorite BBQ sauce or Sassy Brown Sugar and Bourbon Sauce, recipe follows Build charcoal fire or preheat gas grill. Using poultry shears or a chef's knife, split chicken down the breast bone to cut the chicken in 1/2. Brush lightly with olive oil on all surfaces and sprinkle with salt and pepper or Classic BBQ Rub. Set aside. Using a rib holder, place the 4 chicken halves vertically skin-side facing out in each of the 4 slots. The chicken in the holder will resemble slices of toast in an old-fashioned toast holder. Place the rib/chicken holder in the center of the cooking grate over indirect medium low heat (making sure no heat is directly under the chicken.) Grill for 1 hour, or until chicken registers 185 degrees F in the thickest part of the thigh. After 30 minutes, check the internal temper

Rubber Cushions
Maybe I'm just old-school, but I never caught onto to the "LOL LMAO ROLFMAOSDFJO" chat lingo, I always thought it was dumb to put a LOL next to everything, seemingly making you look like a vapid clown. On the contrary, I use it when something's actually funny, but I guess I need to get with the times or fade away like rubber cushions...whatever happened to those?

Rubber Ducky..
You're the one, that makes bathtime so much fun Rubber Ducky, you're the one for me! Who ever designed the QWERTY keyboard should have thought twice about putting the D and F next to each other. Good thing I kinda proof read... other wise we would have had an entirely different kind of rubber toy in that song. Anyways, not much is going on. Got a doctor's appointment on Tuesday. I'm excited and a bit scared at the same time. I don't know if I will be seeing the doctor herself, or just her nurse. Either way it's good because it's a start. I got my prenatal vitimins filled today too. Hopefully they won't make me sick. I have a couple of hints about what I can do to avoid that problem. Hung out with Jeremy the other day. I was tired and feeling a bit sick... the next day he called and asked me if anything was wrong the day before because I was quieter than normal. He's sweet. Its nice having people notice that kinda thing. XOXO

Rubbercity Bombshell Auditions Dec 9!
Hey Everyone! The auditions will be held at AKRON INK @ 6 PM ON DECEMBER 9TH!!!!!!! 752 West Market St. AKRON, OH 44303 The Rubber City Bombshells are looking for Guys and Girls for 2008! If you or anyone you know can dance or sing or have any talent and are interested - Please contact us! We are always looking for girls, but we current are looking for about 10 to 12 girls for our 2008 line-up. We have some huge shows planned and we need to expand our group! Some of the things we currently perform are Tribal Fusion belly dancing, we put on a full fire show, we do fully choreographed burlesque dancing from serious Old School skits to funny campy skits, Knives Juggling and other side show acts Our shows are choreographed with exciting costumes and Vegas style showmanship!. We are feisty and friendly who love to have a good time! We practice and teach ALL of our routines. If you have Talent and an awesome personality - WE WANT YOU. Some of our girls have been featured on TV such as

Rubber Gloves
Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when you think of this: A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. 'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked. 'No, I don't,' she replied. 'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size.' She didn't crack a smile. 'Oh, well. I tried,' he thought. But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing. 'What's so funny?' he asked 'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!' Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working!

Rubber Pants
I'm sure you regular MuMMers have seen this rubber pants fetish guy before. He just made a MuMM and I asked him if he wears rubber pants because he has a bladder problem and I got this response: ->Suga Lips: you've sent me shouts about your rubber pants fetishist ...: where from do you know me? ->Suga Lips: nowhere close to you, hopefully fetishist ...: where from? ->Suga Lips: unfortunately fetishist ...: cool that you already know me

Rubber Ducky Race On May 17th
It is time for Debbullan's FOURTH ANNUAL RUBBER DUCKY RACE! May 17, 2008 http://debbullan.org/annual_rubber_ducky_race.htm In 2007 Debbullan placed the cause of raising positive awareness for the families, friends and victims of Hepatitis C in front of over 200,000 (TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND) people in 13 Countries. The only focused fundraiser we have held every year has been this Ducky race. Help us to continue raising awareness it only takes a minimum of $5.00. To learn more visit this webpage: http://debbullan.org/annual_rubber_ducky_race.htm If you already know Debbullan's work and wish to participate straight away here is your link to the rules and regs page, just click on Debi Duck to make a quick payment. A Pay Pal account is not necessary. Debbullan Rubber Ducky Vital Info To mail participation send check to the address at the closes of this email. Be sure to note the check or money order is for participation in Debbullan's Annual Rubber Ducky Race. In closin

Rubber Traits
I want to always be on film, To be caught in the cut coffee sober Ding-di-di-ding-di-di-ding-ding-boom-boom-boulder One scratched lens of... Of a brand new prescription Drawing dates from a stacked deck of cards And doom-doom-doom I should cut down my caloric intake I should go to sleep hungry And wake up with my guts knotted up And ears open like a burnt down hut I want my mouth to always taste ablate But i want, but i want, but (ooooooh) I want to kiss like taffy Hump gentle on a bed of nails and Feel salt to widen eyes like a cut-up clam's tongue does I wanna dump early on that bmt the rest I want a patch of blue sky to follow me Unfold an oragami death mask And cut my dna with rubber traits Pull apart the double helix like a wishbone Always be working on a suicide note I don't want to (oo-ee-oo) When i feel like i could have gone longer (repeat x3) I don't want to (oo-ee-oo) When i feel like i could have gone... Productive, fully-charged, co

Rubbers And Schnapps
1 MAN, NAKED 1 WOMAN, CLOTHING OPTIONAL 1 CONDOM, UNLUBRICATED 1 BOTTLE PEPPERMINT SCHNAPPS 1 RUBBER BAND 1. Unroll condom half way and fill 2/3 with schnapps. 2. Have man sit in chair. Push on base of penis so it is pointing downward. 3. Carefully work condom upwards onto penis until snug. Place hands, one next to the other, around condom, completely covering penis. 4. Alternate hands, squeezing and releasing, sending schnapps rushing from top of condom to bottom. 5. Bite tiny hole in condom reservoir. Position your head 8 to 10 inches away. Have man squeeze schnapps into mouth. 6. Remove condom and perform fellatio

Rubbish
I keep reading in magazines and I hear it in movies that......If you love something then set it free, if it returns it is yours to keep, if it doesn't it never was.!! WELL....I say rubbish If you really love something then hold it as near to your heart as possible and never let it go

Rubber Duckie Train
As with every other train out there - drama will NOT be tolerated! 1. Fan each person below. 2. Rate their profile. (If you have rated their profile recently - rate one of their pictures) 3. Leave them a comment telling them you are riding this train. **You DO NOT need to add the riders as friends.** When you have rated everyone message aGEM4life to be added to the list and for your tag to be made. Rate this folder of pics to receive your personal tag. Start with this one... 1. aGEM4life ღWife of Ike™ღ 2. The BULLdaddy 3. HersheyK 4. Dee75 Member of RR, SBG & llama levelers !! Fu Owned by Texas Twister 5. jc9764, Fu Owed by Katt1114 , Promoter for Sinners Paradise 6.

Rubbing One Out.....
some of you have been wondering where i have been and its kind of a shitty story but arent mine usually like that???? well you all know i was living in CT but im not anymore and heres why..... so y'all know i was living on a friends parents farm helping out...well when there is nothing to do i would browse the interwebz to stifle the boredom...last wednesday afternoon i was partaking in some quality andy time in my room when her mom decided to barge in and im there with my dick in my hands...yes thats right i was flogging the hog when i got walked in on because apparently a closed door means to just walk right on in..apparently the word respect doesnt apply to the bish but oh well she was fuck crazy as it is so its kind of a good thing apparently what i was doing was wrong because she wanted me out that night but thankfully her dad gave me an extra day to get stuff taken care of...the following day he dropped me off in downtown hartford with $7 and said good luck... so i w

Rubber Duckie Your The One And The Many Things People Like
Here I am its almost 7 am and I havnt gone to sleep yet. I just cant get someone off my mind. Its rather silly I know, since I hardly know her and we just barley started talking. She just seems so down to earth and cool. Granted most people start out like that but thats not the point Ive sat here the last few hours since she went to sleep just thinking about her. Now granted I think shes way out o my league..Its been a while since Ive had a little crush on someone and it just feels really nice. Heres to hoping she doesnt stop talking to me.

Rubber Bordello Bouncing Off The Womb Room Walls!
Kelly Staxxx, Tiffany Starr, Dr. Suzy, Fat Mike of NoFX, Goddess Soma Snakeoil, Tef Dollaz (row 1), Tasia Sutor, Suave, Jamie French, Sinn Sage, JuxLii, Mistress C, Amina Noir, Mike Beadle (row 2). Photo: Nordov Length: 01:37:33 Date: 02/18/2012 Take one punk rock star, two tranny stars, assorted porn stars, dom stars and Munkey-Barz, stir ‘em up in the Womb Room with music, politics, flogging, Agwa, sizzling hot anal sex, kinky hijinks, a Peter Piper and plenty of bodacious bare booty bouncing off the rubber walls, inspired by the classy (yet deliciously nasty) new film, Rubber Bordello, and what do you get? An amazing show, and a suitably awesome climax to more than a year straight of live 3-camera Womb Room broadcasts. Now we’re taking a few weeks hiatus while Captain Max embarks upon his great and treacherous journey into the high seas of neo-bladder surgery. Oh, but what a sensational and heartwarmingly outrageous Speakeasy send-off it is! Featured Guest

Rubberized Protection Security Protection Protection Protection Safety Safety Gloves - Pet Mitt
Do you own a pet? Maybe a dog or a cat? I use to have a pet dog. His name was Friend. He was a Bernese hill dog. His fur was lengthy and it always reduce because of the warm. When I came house from perform, I would invest some nights washing his fur with the sweep and his fur will be mostly traveling everywhere which was a stress washing up after. This rubberized handwear cover for animals are useful as the guys are developed to orthopedic the locks shampoo quickly when it is added onto your dog's fur and also providing your pet a awesome soothing massage. As you are using this handwear cover, it allows eliminate the troubles and keeps their fur totally without any loss. At the end of the self care period, all you need to do is take off the fur that is trapped to the guys. This reduces the washing of fur from the ground or tub. The Pet Mitt allows both methods, with the washing of fur and when having a bath. It is like a little massager as well. For creature fans, this is a option yo

Rubbing Those Silky Hose
All dressed up in soft silky pantyhose and sheer lingerie. Teasing you with those long legs and nice round ass. You just cant keep your fingers off those hose of mine. Come listen to my sexy voice as I tell you exactly how I like it.

The Rubes And The Carnies
by Dr. William Pierce In our last two broadcasts we have talked about the Jewish trade in White slaves and about why the Jews engage in such activity. Today we'll expand that discussion to some related subjects. First, however, let me tell you that after last week's broadcast, just as after the broadcast of the previous week, a number of listeners wrote to me that I am wrong about the Jews, that they really are not the evil and destructive creatures I have made them out to be; they are clever and sensitive and creative and have made many important contributions to our society. They reminded me of Jesus and Freud and Einstein and suggested that our civilization is based on the contributions of these three Jews. I don't know why they forgot to mention Karl Marx. A few years ago, when communism was still fashionable, the apologists for the Jews used to list Jesus, Marx, Freud, and Einstein as examples of great contributors to Western civilization, and then they would slyly mention t

The Rubenesque Woman...
Quite frankly, beautiful women come in all shapes and sizes. And today, when most people think of an attractive woman in the fashion sense, they usually imagine a slim-hipped waif with hollow cheeks, narrow shoulders, and a rather unremarkable bust line. This is what commerce has brainwashed modern society into believing is the ideal woman. It is a lie, propagated by marketing forces and fashion designers who use the obsession with a slender female form as a means to earn millions of dollars selling weight-loss products and other health routines. But some of us know better. There is another female form that has been idealized for centuries. She is the familiar hourglass or pear-shaped woman of wide hips, an ample bust, plump cheeks, soft-full lips, and a generally healthy profile of alluring curves and crevasses. She is the Rubenesque Woman. Elegant. Cultured. Educated and Beautiful. In fact, the very word "rubenesque" originates from the adorable plump women so

The "rubenesque" Woman
What makes a woman Rubenesque? Quite frankly, beautiful women come in all shapes and sizes. And today, when most people think of an attractive woman in the fashion sense, they usually imagine a slim-hipped waif with hollow cheeks, narrow shoulders, and a rather unremarkable bustline. This is what commerce has brainwashed modern society into believing is the ideal woman. It is a lie, propagated by marketing forces and fashion designers who use the obsession with a slender female form as a means to earn millions of dollars selling weight-loss products and other health routines. But some of us know better. There is another female form that has been idealized for centuries. She is the familiar hourglass or pear-shaped woman of wide hips, an ample bust, plump cheeks, soft-full lips, and a generally healthy profile of alluring curves and crevasses. She is the Rubenesque Woman. Elegant. Cultured. Educated and Beautiful. In fact, the very word "rubenesque" originates f

Ruber Ducky
One day this kid was scared so he asked his dad if he could sleep with him he said "Yea sure but i sleep naked so dont look under the covers" the son looked under the covers and said wats that daddy thats my rubber ducky. can i play with ur rubber ducky. not right now son. the kid woke up in the middle of the night and said "can i play with it now?" the dad was haft asleep and said "yea sure". that morning the dad woke up and said wat happend to his wife and she said ask ur son he said "son wat happend"?he said "i was playing with ur rubber ducky and it spit at me so i bit its head off".

The Rubix Cube Blind
rubix cube whispering in my ear. making me feel like i cant be touched by my fears. i look into your eyes and see deep inside your mind. figuring you out is like doing a rubix cube blind. someday ill understand why we couldn't withstand the test of time.

Rubia's Sexxii Older Male Contest
Rubia's Sexxii Older Male Contest RUBIAS ROCKIN NYC/ '' K..O..T@ CherryTAP sexxii older male contest I'm lookin for 10 entries. Contest will start sunday 12 pm est. Prizes: 1st rolex 2nd mens ring 3rd mens bracklet

Rubis Big Mans Contest
Big Men Contest Looking for Big men that want to enter.It starts Sunday April 8th at 3pm est time.The rules are the same no cheating, no freshmeat accounts level 4 no down raters. No drama tolerated.The prizes will be 1st place will be Mens rolex 2nd Place will be mens ring and 3rd place with get a mans bracelet. All entires will be allowed to comment bomb themselves.If you are interested send me a private message. please help repost bulletins, also make sure you send your friends the links , if you have any Questions please feel free to ask me, good luck to all , i will send your links 30 mins before the contest opens

Rubias In Sexxii Ct Contest
I'm in the Sexiest Lady Of Cherrytap Ccontest Winner Will Be By Rates and Comments. Show your love and help me out. (repost of original by 'Her Papi RH (rate, fan, then add me)' on '2007-04-02 16:39:12' click here thank you all i will return the favor

Rubias Big Man Contest
Here all the sexxii men that has enter please show all of them love. IF YOUR IN THE CONTEST MAKE SURE U HELP REPOST THE BULLENTINS PLZ RUBIAS ROCKIN NYC/ '' K..O..T@ CherryTAP Contestants Contest Prizes 1st-Mens rolex 2nd-Mens ring 3rd-Mans bracelet (repost of original by 'RUBIAS ROCKIN NYC/ '' K..O..T' on '2007-04-09 09:56:53') (repost of original by 'Papi RH (Entries Need in-Sexiest Texan Girl Contest)' on '2007-04-09 11:09:40')

Rubias Sexxii Bbw Contest
Rubias Sexii BBW Contest RUBIAS ROCKIN NYC/ '' K..O..T@ CherryTAP Callin all Sexii BBW's Rules Sexiest SFW photo To vote you must be level 4 or higher No down rating Starts April 15 at 4pm EST There will be three winners Prizes Big pimpin gifts (repost of original by 'Papi RH (Entries Need in-Sexiest Texan Girl Contest)' on '2007-04-11 12:42:28')

Rubias Bbw Contest
Rubias Sexii BBW Contest RUBIAS ROCKIN NYC/ '' K..O..T@ CherryTAP Callin all Sexii BBW's Rules Sexiest SFW photo To vote you must be level 4 or higher No down rating Current Contetants Starts April 15 at 4pm EST There will be three winners Prizes Big pimpin gifts (repost of original by 'Papi RH (Entries Need in-Sexiest Texan Girl Contest)' on '2007-04-11 12:42:28') (repost of original by 'RUBIAS ROCKIN NYC/ '' K..O..T' on '2007-04-11 19:16:15') (repost of original by 'CurveeNCute' on '2007-04-11 20

Rubias Bbw Contest( Plz Repost)some Of The Sexxii Ladys
Rubias Sexii BBW Contest RUBIAS ROCKIN NYC/ '' K..O..T@ CherryTAP Callin all Sexii BBW's Rules Sexiest SFW photo To vote you must be level 4 or higher No down rating Current Contetants

Rubias Bbw Contest
OK LADIES THE CONTEST FOR YOU SEXXII BBW ENDS TOMOROW AT 4PM EST . THANK YOU ALL VERY MUCH FOR NO DRAMA , IM HOSTIN A MOTHERS CONTEST SO IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE PART OF THE CONTEST PLEASE SEND ME A PVT MESG , HAVE A GREAT EVENIN RUBIA

Rubia Entered Into A Contest For A Blast!!
hey family here a good friends of the nite hawks that need our help for a hour a half they will return the love we do work with hawks as did do for us in the blast i was in gso go now do ur thing with our tags

Rubias Sexii Ink Contest!!!! No Bbw/bhm Bombers Can Join!!!
Rubia is having a SEXII INK contest and we are not goin to have any BBW/BHM BOMBERS join this contest, we have had a ton of contests and we need a break so we dont get burnt out. SEE YOU ALL TONIGHT AT THE MEETIN!!!!! Ms.MAINE...

Rubias Ink 2 Blog
-*- RUBIA'S SEXIEST INK CONTEST!! -*- YOU THINK YOU GOT? SHOW IT & LETS SEE WHAT YA GOT!! -*- MEN AND WOMAN ENCOURAGED TO ENTER. I AM TAKING 20 SEXY PEEPS TO ENTER. THE CONTEST WILL RUN FROM: AUGUST 1ST 7PM/EST TO: AUGUST 17TH 7PM/EST RULES FOR CONTEST: *U HAVE TOO HAVE A SLAUTE *LEVEL 7 TO ENTER *LEVEL 7 TO COMMENT BOMB *NOOOOOO DRAMA AT ALL *NO DOWN RATERS *NO PROGRAMS,BLASTERS *SELF BOMBIN WILL BE ALLOWED *RATES WILL BE USED IF THERE IS A TIE *THIER WILL BE SOME ONE WILL WATCH FOR {ANY & ALL} CHEATING PRIZES: THERE WILL BE 4 WINNERS: 1ST PLACE: A WEEKS BLAST 2ND PLACE: BIG PIMPING GIFT 3RD PLACE: BIG PIMPING GIFT 4TH PLACE: BIG PIMPING GIFT PLS SEND ME AN EMAIL HERE IF YOU ARE INTERESTED & THINK YOU GOT THE SEXIEST INK. I LOOK FORWARD TO HEARING FROM ALL THE GREAT PEOPLE ON FUBAR! PRESS MY LINK BELOW TO GET OT MY PAGE. (((HUGS))) RUBIAS RUBIAS ROCKIN IN NYC WITH KG/OWNER/BBW/BHW BOMBERS AND LOUNGE/KOT@ fubar (repost of

Rubias 3 Day Contest
to all my friends ffamily im in a contest for a 3 day blast can u plz come and show me love ill return the favor im in the lead so please help me stay thier Yung BergSexy Lady RemixMusic Video Codes By Music Jesus.com

Rubin "hurricane" Carter
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Jump to: navigation, search For the football player of the same name see Rubin Carter (football player). Rubin "Hurricane" Carter (born May 6, 1937) was an American middleweight boxer between 1961 and 1966, although he is better known for his controversial convictions (1967, 1976) for three June 1966 murders in Paterson, New Jersey, and his subsequent release from prison in 1985. The question of Carter’s actual guilt or innocence remains a strongly polarizing one. However, this much is certain: either the criminal justice system released a triple murderer from the punishment that two separate juries had recommended, or it imprisoned an innocent man for almost 20 years Pre-boxing life Carter grew up in Paterson, New Jersey, a middle son among seven children. His parents had a stable, long-lasting marriage, provided well for the family, and raised their other six children without significant problems. Only Rubin seems to have acquire

Rubik's Cube In Center Of Earth?
Rubik's Cube In Center Of Earth? Computer Simulations Support New Model Of Earth's Core By Science DailyFeb 12, 2008 - 1:34:32 PM sciencedailySwedish researchers have presented evidence to support their new theory about the structure of the earth's core. The findings may be of significance for our understanding of the cooling down of the earth, and of the stability of the earth's magnetic field. "We found that the body-centered cubic structure of iron is the only structure that could correspond to the experimental observations," says Börje Johansson, professor of condensed-matter theory at Uppsala University.It has long been known that the inner core of the earth, a sphere consisting of a solid mass with a radius of about 1,200 km, is mainly made up of iron. However, seismic observations have shown that elastic waves pass more rapidly through this core in directions that are parallel to the earth's axis of rotation than in directions parallel to the equator-a phenomenon that has not b

Rub My Head
Does anyone want to rub my head? If you do all you have to do is send me 10,000 fubucks or whatever u can handle and ill send u a pic saying that you RUBBED MY HEAD. In doin this your day will become full of happiness and luck. So if you want to RUB MY HEAD you are more then welcome too.

Rub My Nipples
A woman went to a K-Mart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming, 'RUB MY NIPPLES, RUB MY NIPPLES, RUB MY NIPPLES!' The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front of a growing crowd of customers. The manager comes to the woman and asks,'Ma'am what's wrong?' She explained the problem with the toaster, and he also told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screamed, 'RUB MY NIPPLES, RUB MY NIPPLES, RUB MY NIPPLES!' and doing so draws an even bigger crowd! In shock, the store manager pleads, 'Ma'am, why are you saying that?' In a huff, the woman says, 'BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES RUBBED WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!' The crowd broke into applause and her money was quic

R U Bored?
If your bored, we are having a Blast in HRR lounge.... let me see, whips, strap on's, rubber chicken's...lotsa flirtin..Come join us for our Grand Opening..... DID I MENTION I AM NUDE? http://www.cherrytap.com/lounge.php?l=7148#

R U Bored? Want To Be Entertained?
check out my lulu website at http://www.lulu.com/fifileigh buy a copy of my novel at http://www.lulu.com/content/337004 a light, entertaining, in-ur-face raw honesty, get-a-reality-check novel with a sociological twist. can u handle the truth? or do u prefer to remain in ur fantasy world of make believe? wake up to reality and dare to be you, the real you, not what society or the media wants u to be. accept ur-self and others for who they really are and be a happier you.

The Rub Of Things
i suffer from bipolar affective disorder as some of you may or may not know. i have been medicated and not had an episode for nearly 6 months. well last week my medication was changed and i am in transition between the two and it has not been going well at all. i have been paranoid to the nth degree , i cant sleep or eat and i have been slowly destroying all my personal relationships with family etc... its causing me problems on here too in other ways. i have been remedicated with some tranquilisers in the meantime to ease the transition between the two drugs. if i have offended anyone in the last 3-4 days , i am sorry. and if i haven't don't worry you are on my list of to do's

Ruby Red Layered Salad
Prep Time: 15 Minutes Ready In: 3 Hours Servings: 8 (change) INGREDIENTS: * 1 (3 ounce) package raspberry flavored gelatin mix * 2 cups boiling water * 1 (10 ounce) package frozen raspberries * 1 pint sour cream * 1 (3 ounce) package cherry flavored gelatin * 1 (8 ounce) can crushed pineapple, drained * 1 (16 ounce) can whole cranberry sauce DIRECTIONS: 1. Dissolve raspberry gelatin in 1 cup hot water. Add frozen raspberries, and stir until well mixed. Pour into a glass bowl. Refrigerate until almost firm, about 30 to 60 minutes.. 2. Spread sour cream over firm gelatin. Refrigerate. 3. Dissolve cherry gelatin in 1 cup hot water. Stir in crushed pineapple and cranberry sauce. Chill until partially set, about 20 to 40 minutes. 4. Spoon cherry gelatin mixture over sour cream layer. Chill until firm, another hour or two.

Rubys In Hospital
hey everyone its tyanna, ruby is in the hospital and will be there for a week. she has a bad flu, and theres something wrong with her heart, so eather me (tyanna) or rubys brother jeff will be on, mostly jeff will. so im sad and not happy. i hop she feels better.

Ruby!!!!
I'm hereing this as I type I see her body move in deadly positions Her fingers graze my neck for the last time Her lungs are spilling out What's keeping me alive? What's keeping her alive? Let's see, let's cut of all her long blond hair Listen sweetie You never meant that much to me Hope your eyes can see What you did to me You'll always be my enemy I see the victims of the deadliest poison My face has turned her skin chalk white My lungs are spilling out What's keeping her alive, but was she ever dead? Let's see, there's footprints trailing out of the morgue Listen sweetie You never meant that much to me Hope your eyes can see What you did to me You'll always be my enemy I see her body move I watch her body move She's deadly poison My only poison I see her body move I watch her body move She's deadly poison My only poison Let's see, let's cut of all her long blond hair Listen sweetie You never meant that much

Rubyhorse - Fell On Bad Days (great F*cking Song)
Fell on bad Fell on bad days Oh your wicked Oh your wicked way Left me cold Left me cold Oh your dark Oh your dark hair Weaved for me Weaved a cold snare Left me hung Left me hung I know its there but I still can't see I feel my faith disappear Touch your skin and raven hair Oh the devils deviled way On the west On the west wind I hear a voice Still it's tempting Like a siren Like a siren I know its there, but I still can't see I feel my faith disappear Touch your skin and raven hair Oh the devil's deviled way It doesn't feel so bad now It doesn't feel so bad now It doesn't feel so bad now It doesn't feel so bad...

Ruby In Fuschite
Ruby is know to amplify all emotions. It can be very helpful for bringing deep or buried emotions to the surface. Ruby also sparks a passion for living life to the fullest. Fuschite typically helps enhance the power of other crystals and minerals and is therefore a wonderful stone to have with you during times devoted to healing, either physically or emotionally. While Ruby brings long held emotions to the surface, Fuschite will amplify awareness and ultimately help restore balance. Ruby in Fuschite offers a blend of the energy, stimulation and equalizing effects of Ruby with the intuitive and reflective energies of Fuschite. This crystal will help you become aware of problems in how you interact with other people, problems with your physical health, your lifestyle, and your stress level and then will help you find solutions and balance. Physically, Ruby in Fuschite helps to balance the red and white blood cells and has been used in the treatment of carpal tunnel syndrome. It is also k

Ruby Reds
She walked into Starbucks in a tailored raw silk red business suit, with her long dark red Mane flowing like waves of silky dark wings, as she floated by. Her pencil skirt so tight that I could almost hear her legs rub against each other as she made her way to the ordering line. I sat off in a corner watching, my eyes glancing over my Macbook pro. She turned and caught me staring at her length, and made as if she hadn’t. My eyes closed briefly and when they opened I saw her ruby red six-inch stilettos. She was wearing Ruby Red heels, and they were sparkling something serious. I mean this was no Dorothy from OZ... this was no innocent light blue Kansas spring dress... this was surreal. My innocence had been assault by this early morning sexuality. Frrruu…Frrruu…went the sound of her stockings as she walked over to the sugar and napkin island, which was right next to me. It was as if all the busy hum of the crowd had muted itself and all I could hear was this&hellip

Ruby Red Lips
Missy Is in The Calendar Girl Contest All She Needs Is A Rate Please Go SHow Her Some Fu Lov It Runs From June 21st to July 5th .. Come On Everyone A Rate Takes Only A Few Seconds Show Her How Great Friends Can Be !!!! Brought to you by:

Ruby Swears I'm On Drugs.
so i'm on the phone with ruby, i know when am i not. anyway we were wondering why men name their parts, right? so i go "you know i dont get it. i dont name my parts. they're just there. i mean i never looked and went 'Hey! You look like a Sally!'" so seriously... what's up with that?

Ruby Tandoh's Sweet Dough Recipe
All that is virtuous or spartan about bread quickly disappears when butter, sugar and eggs are kneaded into the sticky dough. Enriched dough requires a little more work than normal bread might, and takes longer to rise, but it's well worth the effort. The addition of fat and sugar lend the bread a tender, yellow crumb, and a soft, deeply coloured crust. A couple of things to bear in mind when working with enriched dough: it's imperative that you take the time to knead the dough thoroughly. Resist the temptation to add more flour to it. It will be heavy, it will be sticky, it will weld itself to the work surface and to your hands. Be patient with it – put on some music and knead for a good 10‑15 minutes. You'll find that with a little work, the dough will begin to lose its stickiness and become smoother and more elastic. You can swap the first rise for a far longer stint in the fridge. At a cooler temperature the yeast's activity will slow even more, but the bread will tas

Ruckus
just writing this blog cos i got asked to write ne, and only thing thats really happened is me getting a bottle smashed in my face lol, and then hit with a knuckle duster, (i won the fight though i think, as i didn't get knocked down at all, or even moved lol, and i almost sparked him out with one kick :D) but anyways, thats everything thats happened recently, :D xxx

Rucrazy
I have a dilemma.Not really a dilemma just need advice. I have decided to meet someone that I have spoke to on several occasions in the last few years.Since this is my first Internet meeting do you have any advice.I feel I have covered all my bases. Meeting in a public place,well lighted etc: I am meeting him this Saturday,so give me your thoughts or are you thinking RUCrazy. Good Caption isn't it,since I use it a lot on different things,but it fit this entry. Friends only BTW.

R U D¢
2 my baby i love you & you love me 2gether as one we shall be i cant wait till we get married cause over the threshold youll be carried i want us 2 spend our lives 2gether bein there 4 each other we are compatible we are a set you are my everything & this you can bet

Ruddy Rotten S**w!!!
I'm stuck at home today. The roads had better be cleared by the time I need to leave for yoga in the morning! I could hardly get out of here earlier, and couldn't get above 25mph most of the way. The main roads are fine, but the intersections are just like driving in a Slurpee, and the roads near the house are really bad still. So, yeah. Me, three teenagers and nothing to do. Bored redhead isn't a good thing. And with Sweetie out for a couple of days, I really am left without any entertainment. *big sigh* I misses my Sweetie.

Rude Insults
I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works! I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others? I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside. I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter? I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing there. I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you. I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo. I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high. I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in? I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it! I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV. I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying. I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time? I've seen people like you before,

Rude People...
This goes out to all those people who think everything should be perfect and can't handle things in a nice manor when they aren't. I'm mainly talking about people who have one little thing go wrong and then bitch about it instead of just moving on. Those people who make others have a bad day because something isn't just the way they like it or think it should be. All I have to say, " Are you fucking kidding me". I know you've seen those people or hell maybe you are one of those people and I am glad your reading this. I'm talking about the people who are in line behind you at a grocery store and they get charged .50 cents more then they should have and they make a big deal about it. They go on and on about how the price tag says a different price and are more then happy to run all the way back to where they got it to prove it. All this time making the clerk who is trying to just get through their own day with there own problems upset or sad. Who is just trying to sell you the things

Rudeness...
ok so i am on the phone with my mom today and left my computer for about an hour and a half or something.. i come back and i have messages in my shoutbox from this guy who says he rated my pics and asks me to rate his. (it might help to say that i reposted someone's message earlier about rating their pics. i did not ask anyone to rate my pics, i was trying to help this other person out. thank you anyways to those who did come rate them.. i do appreciate it) well i guess since i was not here and did not read his message he got mad and said something like "that is what i thought. i did not rate your pics. bye bye". ok first of all.. i do try to rate people's pics and try to comment people and stuff.. especially if they ask. i so would have rated his pics as soon as i saw the message. why did this guy have to be so rude? so i said that to him, that i would have rated them if he had not been so rude, but then i decided i would go rate them anyways. and i did. and not nasty. i gave him 10's

Rudeness
So I'm sitting here tonight and a dear friend of mine messages me and tells me how this guy messaged her calling her a bitch and a c@#! and all this other vulgar shit just because he decided to take offense to the fact that she already had a boyfriend. What the fuck is the matter with some people on the internet? Somehow some people have got it into their heads that they can get on the internet and be complete assholes just because they don't have to face the person at the other end. I can not count the times I've heard female friends tell me about how the first thing out of a guys mouth on the net is "Hey, you got a cam?" or "I'm so masterbating to your pics right now" or some other such nonsense. If you are reading this and you happen to be one of those guys, all I have to say to you is GROW THE FUCK UP! I don't understand how people can lose touch with reality the second they get on the net. But I suppose I'm probably refering to the same people I've already ranted about before,

The Rude Boys Are Coming
Carrying on from previous blog which the conversation somehow swung itself round to talking of fear I found a track called Fear by Skindread which is obviously been inspired by London Calling by The Clash so thought i would post it for you. Also one of their others is called Pressure I wasnt sure whether i had ran out of space with the hosting so here you go, happy listening and I guess this would be called interactive blogging, brings a whole new meaning to "we know a song about that dont we" hahahahahahahaha The Fear by Skindread Pressure by Skindread

Rude People
Hello all. This is my fist blog on here ... Well, this passed Saturday me and my family went to a a tree lighting and it was nice. But when it was over a bunch of people were walking back to there cars that was in a parking lot near by. Well, anyway there was stop sing there and there was car trying to get out. Well, there was this one lady that was blowing her horn like a crazy person because the van in front of her was letting the ppl walking go passed . I mean come on now .. why do ppl have to be like that it the holiday season and every one was all happy and having fun at the tree lighting and this lady had to go and be a big ass and blow her horn like she was in a big hurry well just waned to share that all with you and would love to hear what you think

A Rude Awakening!
After the events of yesterday morning, which found my darling girlie having a short spell of taking herself for a walk!! she stayed in the kitchen last night whilst we try to figure out HOW the hell she actually got out!! Having found no holes under the fences the only conclusion we can come to is she managed to open the back gate and somehow it's closed behind her! (It was shut when she blatently parked her wagging fat arse on the doorstep at 8.30am yesterday morning!!) So we're kind of at a loss!! If someone had opened it I'm pretty sure I'd have been having to clean up the blood or dispose of the body by now So anyways hubby went to work this morning let Reef upstairs as he always does and wedged the kitchen door shut to keep raven off the new couch in the living room. Now she's a big lass is Raven, she weighs about 80lb in hard muscled condition and at present she's as we say, in her outdoor winter garb (more like about 95lbs and 3 inch of coat which makes her look bloody h

Rude People
What has happened to world today that simple courtesy is no longer applied? A simple thank you or pardon me has now turned into a screw you cause I can mentality. Driving down the interstate has become a combat zone because of narrow mind self-centered people. They think they can change lanes with a turn signal. When you get upset, they flip you off as if YOU did the wrong thing. Now I drive over the speed limit on the interstates and I am aware that I may get a ticket if I becuase I do drive fast, but who authorized that person to drive in the fast lane at 5 miles below the limit? I thought the slower traffic should be on the far right, am I wrong. I may drive fast, but I am also the person that drives in the fast lane and that will move out of the lane once I have passed the slow people. What about the people that sit at the traffic signals with the radio so loud it cause my windows to shake. Hint, if your music causes me to miss part of my AC-DC song, then yours ma

Rude People
ok look if you dont like a pic dont rate it or dont lok there no need to go and rate a perfectly good pic a 1 i know im not miss canada by any means but be nice fucker.... anyways i think its shit too that u can see people that u a 10 but when you get lower scores u cant see who did that BS anyways whatever fuck you haters

Rude People
It is amazing how I always check the new members and give everyone I have time for good ratings yet they do not bother to repay the act once they get too. Let alone how many times I give good ratings to a crap load of pics and they stop my page and then do not even return that favor. Some people on here are just asses. Just so everyone knows. I am pretty much just talking about those not on my friends list. You on my list are great people that I enjoy associating with.

Rude, Crude, And Tattooed!
I'm already crude, don't like to be rude, and partially tattooed. One of my New Year's Goals ("Resolutions" sets you up to fail!) is to get more tats this year. I also want to get my labret pierced and my nose re-pierced. New Year's rocked! I got happy without getting idiotic so I actually remember my festivities. My sisters and my one sister's hubby were there so it was awesome. Got more pics but I have to put more time on my cell phone in order to download them. I won't put pics up of other people because they'll get mad and they know where I live and I'm little and cute! My sister Nora gave me books! They're books she either already read or didn't want to read but they're mine! I started reading "The Magician's Tale". It's a serial killer story so I'm excited! Which reminds me, what the hell is a "chiaroscuro"? Is that like a chalupa? Or like those Argentinian smorgasbord resteraunts? The exact line is "Along the way, she finds the chiaroscuro of culpability". I'm

"rude/crudecomments"
At almost 65 years of age I have always attempted to treat women as special. I am not a prude and I love the female form and it's inherent beauty. I do not think or feel women are pieces of meat or boy toys but fellow human beings on the road of life. Most certainly we are different. But I find these rude, crude, demeaning and degrading photo comments offensive. Or am I wrong?

Rude Fucker's
First of i like this place dont get me wrong. Ppl come here 2 make friends...cool. But my problem is (guys especially) wanna get pissy bout scores and comments ppl give 2 their wives or girlfriends (ive left tons). If shes that good looking and all these ppl r sayin nice things that arent vulgur or disrespectful 2 you (like some mine has gotten) BE PROUD. I am i LOVE the fact guys and girls find her attractive. Have a lil security in who and what you are 2 that person,no 1 600 miles away is gonna change that. Relax,have fun,enjoy the views (girls and guys) and dont let others admiration of "what belongs to you" make you look like a bigger jerk. My apologies to my friends and fans on here,i made it short 2 get it off my chest (im sure another rant will come) good bye 4 now all you BEAUTIFUL ppl> And you Jerks can FUCK OFF.

37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day. 2. Nice legs...what time do they open? 3. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package. 4. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more? 5. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? 6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you. 7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher: have you seen one? 8. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight. 9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me. 10. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter. 11. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag. 12. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked. 13. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven? 14. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is o

Rude Ass Poeple!!!!
Have you ever noticed that people feel they have the right to be rude or an ass. However, when someone does the same to them they get offensive. Maybe they should treat people as they want to be treated(or at least pretend that they are an adult).

37 Rudean Crude Pick Up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day. 2. Nice legs...what time do they open? 3. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package. 4. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more? 5. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? 6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you. 7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher: have you seen one? 8. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight. 9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me. 10. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter. 11. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag. 12. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked. 13. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven? 14. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is o

Rude Ppl!!!
IF UR GONNA BAD MOUTH SOMEON AND OR RATE THEM LOW ON PURPOSE AT LEAST HAVE THE DECENCY TO LET THEM KNOW WHO U ARE AND Y U MAY JUST BE BEIN AN ASS OR U MAY HAVE SOME GOOD SUGGESTIONS DONT BE SCARED AND DO IT ANONYMUS !!!THAT JUST SHOW HOW CHILDISH AND ASHAMED YOU ARE OR THAT YOU HAVE SOMETHIN AGAINST THE PERSON.

Rude Awakenings.
I woke up three times from nice deep REM sleep to intense hunger. Thank goodness for the first two I had a muffin on my nightstand. The third one involved me getting up and finding something in the kitchen as fast as I could. It's really incredible how hard that hits me. The second wake up was worsened by Ericka's alarm going off and Klunk wanting to play. 5:30am? NO! I do like that I went to bed at 10:30 instead of my usual 1am bullshit. I actually feel like I can do something with my day off now. I have this feeling I may be travelling out to Forestville soon...

Rude
An award should go to the Virgin Airlines gate attendant in Sydney some months ago for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been > >withdrawn from service. A single attendant was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS". The attendant replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out." The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?" Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: "May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please

Rude
I go on to others pages to rate them ( mostly women's) and to look, and what do I see, men who will leave the rudest comments to women, what is wrong with these men?? what is going on in their lives that they have to say the filthiest things to women in most cases they don't even know.. Lets take this into real life, your at the corner and your waiting for a cab, bus, person and a man come up to and says, hey your hot can I see your pussy?, A women goes out to eat with her husband / boyfriend and the waiter comes to the table and says, hey want to see my menu I have a wonderful tub steak you might be interested in.. well this is not acceptable behavior in the real world why is it ok on the internet?? MEN on here are fucking rude assholes with very little minds and too much time on their hands mostly there dicks in their hands, I am over whelmed with the disgust and filth that comes from the keyboards of 90% of the men here I am taken back by this sick and twisted sense of reality,jus

Rude People On Ct?
well, I guess it's finally happened, there are enough people on here now that there are bound to be some nasty ones that clique together and gang up on people. When I joined here originally, there were ess than 200,000 people registered on cherrytap. Now, there are over 700,000. I made my first mum today and got an introduction to the nastier side of cherrytap. I knew it would happen. I knew the grownup atmosphere of the site could only be a facade. Check out my mums if you'd like to see the action LOL :D

Rudeness
CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME, WHY WOULD A MAN APPROACH A PERSON ON CT, WITH THE EXPRESSION, "HEY BLACK GURL", UMMM DUH, TO ME THAT IS QUITE RUDE, PLAINLY A PERSON WOULD NOT KNOW OR MUCH LESS CARE WHAT RACIAL HERTIAGE I HAVE UNLESS THAT ASK, TO ME APPROACHING ME WITH "HEY BLACK GURL" WAS JUST RUDE, SO MEXICAN RAPPER BLAH BLAH BLAH WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS GET A GRIP , JUST HAD TO VENT THAT BEFORE I BECAME TRULY HOSTILE....

Rude People
Ok...I am new here...but to me the whole point of this site is to make friends and be nice. Everyone has been so great to me so far....except this one woman who chose to come on and rate everything I have with ones. It's not that I think I am special...or that I deserve 10's on everything...but if you are going to intentionally be rude and rate someone you have never spoken to and know nothing about with 1's...just skip my page. I have no desire to know you. I am here to have fun...not participate in drama. I know she has done this to several people...I think she just needs a life. :)

Rude And Inconsiderate People Just Piss Me Off
they ask for the world give nothing in return, and don't even have the decency to say goodbye before logging off. they are not worth my time, they are not worthy of me and all i have to offer.

Rude Customer
For all workers who work with Rude Customers An award should go to the Virgin Airlines gate attendant in Sydney some months ago for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been withdrawn from service. A single attendant was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS" The attendant replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out." The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?" Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address micropho

Rude People
My thoughts are if you go in and look at pics and then rate them a 1 at least have balls enuff to admitt you done it instead of hiding from it..Thats The Chicken Shit Way Out..not to mention the one whi rated my photo a 1 "you probably arent no damn better".

Rude
OMG I JUST GOT ASKED IN MY SHOUTBOX IF I COULD DEEP THROAT,,,,I IGNORED IT AND ERASED IT,,HE CAME BACK WITH "I BET YOU COULD DEEP THROAT MINE"...I WAS LIKE WTF,,,I TOLD HIM HE WOULD NEVER FIND OUT IF I COULD OR NOT,,,,SO HE GETS MAD AND CALLED ME A NASTY WHORE. LMAO,,, AINT IT A BITCH TO BE A CT REJECT..LOL

Rude, Very Rude (but Funny)
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. ____________________________________________ 2) How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from. ____________________________________________ 3) What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everybody at the party; A bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you. ____________________________________________ 4) What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off? Spitting, swallowing, and gargling. ____________________________________________ 5) What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry. ____________________________________________ 6) What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. ___________________________________

Rude And Funny...
RUDE TO VERY RUDE 1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. ____________________________________________ 2) How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from. ____________________________________________ 3) What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everybody at the party; A bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you. ____________________________________________ 4) What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off? Spitting, swallowing, and gargling. ____________________________________________ 5) What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry. ____________________________________________ 6) What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The

Rude People
im not the most polished person in the fuckin world .i dont wear suits ties and i curse alot so fuckin what.i have the time and visit peoples pages and they dont have the time or energy to say anything i suppose thats means "FUCK OFF".i may not like some or hate there page music ect,least i have the balls to send a remark or message ..no wonder i fuckin hate people ..

Rudeass People
CuteQuoteGraphics.com When someone gose and says shit about someones eles u stand up for them. I fucking hate people who make fun of someone that is disresepctful and rude. I dont put up with that and never should anyone eles grrrr.... Quote Images From CuteQuoteGraphics.com

Rude Ass Comments:
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of crap. 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 3. How about never? Is never good for you? 4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. 5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way. 6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. 7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message. 8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant. 9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying. 10. Ahhh, I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again. 11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid. 12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. 13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a darn. 14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. 15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you. 16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and cha

Rude Customer
For all Employees Who Work with Rude Customers An award should go to the Virgin Airlines gate attendant in Sydney some months ago for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been withdrawn from service. A single attendant was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS." The attendant replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out." The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?" Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: "May I have your atte

Rude Boy's Prayer
momma said too rude boy so you live so you die , and if you dont come back i hope you drown and then she cry's , but i got to say save me, oh lord say (save me) now that your free c'mon and save me am a weaping soul ; i do what am wanted i 'am wanting so bad i shoot up shanty town & shoot all over town (save me) oh lord now that your free , save me.... ------------------ Mmmmmm unreleased song this doesnt exist no where... so here is lyrics & song from the early years of bob marley and the wailer's recorded 1966... at studio one kingston jamaica ------------------------------

Rude .... Obnoxious ... Ugh
I really thought things were different here ..that people were kind .. and for the most part they are .. but .. i've been going thru mumms .. ( of which ive posted and others have ) .. and different blogs and bulletins . and have noticed people are rather rude .... Didn't anyone ever hear the saying If you cant say anything nice don't say anything at all ?? Guess not .. This really makes me wanna toss my fubar ID card out .. and move on from yet another childish crowd .. Who gives a flyin flunk if someone posts something during HH .. Who cares if someones bulletin isn't the works of Poe .. and who gives a rats ass if someone is honest enuf to post that they are doin something for Points . if you don't wanna help point them up .. Move on It never fails you get crowds you'll find cliques .. You'll get the obnoxious and you'll find them no matter what their age acting like Jr high Tweens .. Lawd People .. Get over it already !

Rude People
So yeah, I understand that I'm not 100 lbs, but that doesnt make me a horrible person and that doesnt make me nasty. So if you dont like me, dont sit there and send me "shouts" with rude and mean and degrading words. if you know casanova, and want to kick his ass for me, I'd totally appreciate that. If you dont like what you see, move on--dont sit there and put me down.

Rude To Very Rude
RUDE TO VERY RUDE 1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. ____________________________________________ 2) How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from. ____________________________________________ 3) What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everybody at the party; A bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you. ____________________________________________ 4) What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off? Spitting, swallowing, and gargling. ____________________________________________ 5) What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry. ____________________________________________ 6) What makes men chase

Rude People
You know, I've always wondered what it is that makes people want to be rude or mean to other people. I mean, what is truly the point? For most, I think it's a way to make them feel better about themselves by putting someone else down. And for me, if that's how society is, people really need to get a frikkin life! If you have nothing better to do with your time and energy than be rude, inconsiderate, and just downright hateful, GET A HOBBY! I don't appreciate rudeness and I sure don't care about having those types of people in my life. A positive attitude goes hand in hand with a happy life. Negativity breeds negativity and someday, it will bite ya in the ass! Remember, the toes you step on today might belong to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow! Have a great weekend!

Rude People
Ok, so I'm new here. I'm taking a break here at work, and I click on the "I'm Bored" link. That takes me to some pics to rate. So, I come to this pic of Sledge, called The Reaper. It had some pretty rude things written under it, so I only give it a low rating due to what his caption is. I then see that he is rating my pic. Ok cool, np, I figure he will give me a 5... I'm totally ok with that. NP... But, NOOOOO he gives me a 1, calls me a faggot, and then goes to my profile, and proceeds to write this to me... "**ck you, you lousy excuse for a prick. eat shit and bark at the moon, because face it, thats all you are really good for on this earth. cock sucker" Well... I tried to go back and say Im sorry if I offended him. Hell, I didn't know that you are supposed to give every pic here a 10. (Why call it a rating sytem, and just call it a 10 system) He of course did the mature thing, and blocked me so I couldn't respond to him. Very nice. I have to say, I'm pretty impressed a

Rude Customer
An award should go to the Virgin Airlines gate attendant in Sydney some months ago for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been withdrawn from service. A single attendant was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS". The attendant replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out." The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?" Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: "May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please," she

Rude Or Not Part 2 Same Guy
This guy just doesn't stop. He's being mean in a nice way. After waiting for awhile for his repy to my question as to why he was asking me if it was hard to lose weight, I finally got one. This si what he said:: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Because, you have a very pretty face. Keeping in shape isn't an easy thing to do. As a matter of fact, it is very hard. It takes tremendous self discipline to both work out when you should and refrain from eating what you'd like to eat. Unless you have a problem with your thyroid or your estrogen levels you should be able to keep the weight off. I hope I don't sound like I'm beating you up because I'm not trying to do that. I'm just trying to say how much fun it would be to see you look the way you could. I imagine you could be quite lovely. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ So being sick and in pain and cranky bcause it's damn near 5pm and I haven't eaten all day this is my reply back

Rude People
Wow, this is really sad that ppl. have to be rude when you do things on your mmmmmmmmmm's and all, for me this is for having fun and meeting people, I thank you for your comments and sorry that I've bothered you but you really don't have to respond to what I put up. I hope you all have a wonderful day and a better one tonight :-)

Rude Comments !
WHY DO YOU FEEL IT NECESSARY TO POST RUDE COMMENTS ABOUT PEOPLE YOU DONT EVEN KNOW. MUST MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE BIG MEN AND WOMEN PUTTING OTHERS DOWN. OR IS STEPPING ON OTHERS YOUR WAY OF COMPENSATING FOR YOUR OWN INADEQUANCIES

Rude People
Every morning while I'm waiting for the train, there are these two men that feel the need to stand directly in front of me on the platform. They even back up to the point of being less than 3 feet away. Obviously have no concept of personal space. They have actually backed into me on more than one occasion. And its not like they don't know I'm there, because I get there before they do. These aren't kids either, they are in their late 50s or early 60s. You would have thought they were raised better than that. Although, I think rudeness must be prevalent in this town, because I've had another man bump me out of the way so he could get on the train before me. Its not like the train gets that crowded that he won't get a seat!

Rude Kids
My daughter started dance school this past Monday.She didn't know anyone else there so she was trying to mingle and say hi to the other girls.The girls didn't even act like she was there,which I found to be very rude.If some one said hi to my daughter and she didn't respond back with at least a hi back.I would tell her it was rude.I felt bad for her, I could tell she felt like the outcast there.Most of the other girls had friends there or at least knew some one else there.Should I move her to another class or see how it goes after a few more classes?

Rude
ok so I kinda like fubar it is a fun way to make friends,but I have a small problem with it aswell. You know If I wanted rude or perverted comments I on my profile or my pics or in my mailbox. I would have said he I'm free for the taking but I can't stand that kinda stuff. Seriously if you are going to rate a profile read it maybe you will actually find something out about that person. Before I rate someones profile I like to read it to find out something about them. I grade it on whether the person seems kool and how the profile looks not on if they are hott. If your going to rate on hottness go to Hott or Not; not here. guys if you leave a comment at least be respectful about it, and ladies do the same. Not every girl/guy on here wants to hear you say oh i wanna do this to you i wanna do that specially if they are with someone. It only causes comflict. Sorry if I come across lame it just annoys the hell out of me.

Rude People
Ya know I have found that some people on here are very fuking rude ... Noone on here knows me from Adam so why would you make rude comments or say mean things? didnt your mother ever teach you if you aint got nothin nice to say dont say nothing at all? true this is only the "net" but people do have feelings and when rude comments or rude things are said some people tend to have a complex and then they question things about themselves....I think some people really need to grow up and stop being so godamn full of themselves and quit thinking there superior to everyone else! I have met some pretty cool peeps on here and i wanna ty all of you for your support! Much Much Love

Rudeness
If there is one thing I do not care for it is rudeness. I try to be nice and polite to everyone I talk to If you are on my friends list I expect the same from you in return. If I should not be able to get online for some reason and decide to have someone come and catch up on my bar tab for me( I like to try to rate people back promtly). Be it my hubby or a friend and If while they are on my account and u shoutbox me and they inform you that they are not me and You call them offensive names you will be blocked. I have no desire to chat with poeple who would do this. For all my great friends I have on here I love You.. Judi

Rude People
I never dreamed of people getting so rude! I posted a follow up mumm to my first one about change my hair color. Come to find out after talking to my sister she told me she had some boxs of hair color I decided to try it out. Then took some pic' and posted a mumm to see if it was just me or if the hair color session was a dude. Some people got right down nasty - so I deleted the really bad ones only to get rammed about deleting the comments. Then got I accused of being a "point whore". I mean wtf, if you think something is stupid then dont comment or rate it. Some people are sensitive about being called a "whore" or being told to shave your head before hair dye didnt take. I for one didnt like it to much so I deleted the darn thing. Which is rather pety if you think about about, they called me a "point whore" and there they were getting points for voting and commenting... So I wonder if you think the worst of me and think I was posting to get points then I ask who is b

Rude People!!
Hey all.. I don't usually send these out unless it's important to me.. well.. there is someone out there that got so pissed off at me because I would not let them see my NSFW folder, that they created a new page to get past my block and left all kinds of nasty things on my page... on their page, they copied my pics and wrote lude disgusting things all over them..... I know thatI am a big girl, but come on... Then this guy got his girl to send stuff on my page.. can you all help me out and set these people straight?? thanks the page that has my defaced pics on it: f@t azz@ fubar the girl leaving the messages on my page/pics Dete ~FU-Wife of Rob~@ fubar

Rude Shoutbox Stuff..
The reason you can't use this feature with me anymore is because I'm sick of.. -Pervy comments. -People calling me rude when I don't reply because I'm offline. So, it's limited to family, and the only people in that category so far are two girls I've known before I even knew what the internet was!

The Rude Customer (nsfw)
The Rude Customer An award should go to the Virgin Airlines gate attendant in Sydney some months ago for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been > >withdrawn from service. A single attendant was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS". The attendant replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out." The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?" Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: "May I have your attention please, may I have y

The Rudest Guy Whom Wants Care Packages On Earth! Wtf? Now Rude!
LMAO! He just moved back in you jerk. I support my troups just not rude jerk's ! and I will be posting this nasty mess for all to read ! so TYVM! On 11/12/2007, fu550063@fubar.com wrote: sorry you have REAL ISSUES,,, SEEK PROFESSIONAL HELP....WOW GLAD YOUR SORRY ASS IS OUT,... THIS IS MY 3RD IRAQ, 2 AFGHANISTAN AND 1 PANAMA... REAL LIFE WARS... THANKS FOR YOUR RUDE SUPPORT..NO WONDER YOUR HUSBAND LEFT YOUR UGLY ASS,,, YOUR A BITCH.... On 11/12/2007, sexyface@fubar.com wrote: remove your self . I do not remove friends and I damn sure do not cam! sometime in Jan. I will be having my back cut open so I will not even be online much 4 a while and being deployed does not give you the right to be rude. I am ex military and my ex was navy! I did not write him every day and send care packagers! So why would I with a stranger? Get a damn life and grow up. we are not all damn whore on line! Now rude so I got rude back! Sorry but that is just life

Rude Joke?
She whispered "will it hurt me?" "Of course not" answered he "It's a very simple process, You can rely on me." She said "I'm very frightened, I've not had this before. My friend has had it five times And said it can be sore." It was growing rather painful Tears formed in her eyes It was hurting quite a bit now It must have been a size. "Calm yourself" he whispered "His face filled with a grin "Try and open wider So I can get it in." "It's coming now" he whispered "I know" she cried in bliss Feeling it deep within her now She said "I am glad I'm having this." And with a final effort She gave a frightened shout He gripped it in anguish And quickly pulled it out. She lay back quite contended Sighed and gave a smile She said "I'm glad I came now You made it worth my while." Now if you read this carefully The dentist you will find Is not what you imagined It's just your dirty mind!!

Rude Bird!
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful f

Rude People Suck
I hate when people are rude, there should be a hunting season opened up on them, put a huge tag on them that says "I'm rude" so everyone can take a shot at them. Maybe then people would try to be a little nicer to everyone, and that might just be crazy enough to work!!!

Rude Customer
For all Employees Who Work with Rude Customers An award should go to the Westjet gate attendant in Kelowna some 12 months ago for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. A crowded flight was cancelled after Westjet's 767s had been withdrawn from service. A single attendant was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, 'I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS'. The attendant replied, 'I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out.' The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, 'DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?' Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: 'May I have yo

Rude
I woke up this morning and jumped in the shower, still sleepy i grabbed my razor and shaved. As one of y hands reached done to scratch my balls i noticed i needed to shave them again so i did. fter my showe i went online with my towel around my waist and booked a flight to the states, last minute so i'd be able to arrive there the same day. on my way to the airport and in the plane the only thing i could think of was looking you in your gorgeous eyes and tears your clothes from your body. Appearantly the stewardess noticed that my line of thoguhts wasn't completely pure cause she kept walking by and gave me a few winks and smiles. But i was too much in lust to pay much attention to her. Finally the plane landed and i was able to get out and run to the gate to see if you were their waiting... When i finally got my bags and cleared through customs, i saw you standing a bit in the back, rather close to the public restrooms. Slowly i walked up to you and kissed your lips forcing my

Rude To Newbies
Ok so my friend posted her first Mumm and her computer screwed up when viewing a comment and it accidentally got deleted. The comment was rude any way so good riddens right? well this person wouldn't leave it alone and kept being rude. So being the good friend I am I stepped in and rated the bitch a one and blocked her because I don't care to associate with people that are rude to my friends. Now she's got a whole army of people after both me and my friend. LMAO! It's so high school right? *roll my eyes* Why are people so rude to newbies anyway? I try to help people because it's rough starting out. There is a lot of crazy chit going on here to figure out. I've seen it over and over especially on Mumms. So rude people, Fuk off and bite me! Yours truly, ~The Kiki

Rudeness
I have noticed so many mumms over BBW people. I do not know why.. I can see maybe once it coming up..but it has been constant. Just now I seen a rude mumm, that I do not very much appreciate. I am not a BBW.. but I am overweight. The rude comments can hurt. It just gos to show though.. that some grown ups have nothing better to do then insult each other. Damn, age of 43.. and they still do it. We are not kids anymore.. grow up idiots. Heres link to that mumm: http://fubar.com/mum.php?id=274190#

Rudeness Is Annoying
Okay, i can understand i'm cute and people want to see me on cam, but don't assume i'm going to let you. and if you decide you're going to call me stupid for my lifestyle choices, don't even bother to talk to me. and the reason for this rant is as follows (some names and details have been removed) ... i have edited the sb convo so you can read from the toip down with a little info at the beginning a guy sb'ed me and he asked if i had a webcam and i said yes, but i couldn't let him view it because i didn't know him and my master wasn't around to give me permission to give out personal info or to allow me to let him view ... he sais okay, then said wait a minute, master???? ...and i said yes, master the rest of the convo was as follows ... [name removed]...: may i ask why????????? ->[name removed]...: becuase i am a sub, so of course i have a master [name removed]...: sounds stupid [name removed]...: thanks for nothing then really wanted tosee you on cam [name removed].

Rude Men On Here
Ok lately I have been coming across rude men on cherrytap (fubar) when they dont seem to get there way they tend to start with degrading remarks or they go and post pic comments that are rude AKA ugly your fat disgusting ect.. like today there has been a guy everyday that shouts can I see your private pics and thats the only thing he says and nothing more well today I told him no that he was just getting on my nerves and def would not get in to my private pics by just saying can I see your private pics.. and so he responds I dont care anyway your on the chubby side.. so I have resorted to changing all my pictures to friends only and it sucks because Im not one of those people that has set everything to private to get points on here.. I mean I have gotten my profile flagged by the people that look for stupid shit like you can see the very top of my bra and it gets flagged for nsfw content.. I mean its sad to think that the men on here act like grown toddlers when they dont get there w

Rude, Uncouth, Uncivilized People With Iq's Lower Than A Snails That Make Snap Judgements About The People That Post Mumms
To all you people out there that responded negatively to my mumm: Did I strike a nerve so hard that you had to personally attack me by calling me ugly, or even a senior citizen (which by the way, I am nowhere close to being)? I think you people that posted those kinds of replies need some lessons in abusive communications and learn how to communicate appropriately! Maybe in addition, you should check the person's profile before calling them the c-word, a senior citizen, or even ugly. Your words all hang over your heads in the scope of eternity, and I pity you.

Rude Awaking...
i went to bed last nite watchin blue crush... which is a surfer movie well any way i musta smoked good last nite and slept like a champ cuz i woke up this mornin rubbed my eyes threw on some board shorts and went outside... that was when i really woke up cuz its in the 30's and rainy and i am in pennsylvania. so basically this is the first time since i moved back from florida that i subconcitously liked it there maybe :| which sucks cuz when i am awake i hated florida cuz of the heat and humidity.

Rude People
Why do I feel like I am constantly drowning in a sea of inconsiderate assholes. I swear every single time I go somewhere I almost (or do) end up in a verbal or physical fight. I try to be a pretty easygoing guy most of the time. But I just don't know how to bite my tounge. If it isn't someone being rude to a poor minimum wage employee, it's someone walking right in front of or into me at the grocery store without so much as a glance or a nod. Am I the only one that actually cares how my actions affect the people around me. I have decided to modify the Golden Rule a little and practice what I like to call "Proactive Karma". From now on I shall do unto them as they do unto others. Instead of simply waiting for the universe to give these assholes what they deserve. I'm going to make sure it does. Hey, maybe its me, or maybe I'm wrong. What do I know anyway... --I'M JUST BITCHIN

The Rude Parrot
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. In desperation, John threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerel

Rude Comments To The Max!
This F*cker has nerve.....he left all kinds of rude and crude comments on my husbands profile about me! He also rated me a 1 and my defualt pic a 1. He has me blocked already so I can not return the favor....slimy coward. http://fubar.com/user/1767761 Here is a screenshot of what he left my husband multiple times for a comment.

Rude People And Mean
I came online today to just have fun and relax and wasnt here that long before the BS started....First off let me say I come on here, to chat and meet new people and just have fun and relax....There were 3 guys within 15mins that rated my profile pic a "1", to me that is just mean and hateful....I have learned to deal with people online that wants to start drama, I go right back to their page and whatever the rate was they gave me, I go back and rate them the same thing....I just don't understand if ya cant even read my profile or look at my pics, why start downgrading me at all........I have met some wonderful people on here, and many have my back, so if ya wanna come to my page and start that kinda BS, you will be BLOCKED.......I spread love not HATE!.............I am a lover not a fighter and wont play those kinda games at all............If ya cant be nice, then dont even come by my page....Much love to my family and friends......YALL RAWKKKKKKK!

Rude Awakening..........
Have you ever been woken up by a cup of water in your face at 1:30 in the morning??? well it happened to me I could have killed my Kitty this morning grrrrrrr Yup my Kitty dumped water in my face while I was sound asleep this morning and I was laying on my back and it wasn't fun :( sometimes my BF leaves a cup of water on the head board of the bed and My damn cat knocked it off. that was a shock, and My bed was soaked and my pillow was soaked and it was sad :( and I had a hard time getting back to sleep. and thats all true story

Rude Fucking Ppl
Manners - why don’t we all have them? So yeah...maybe I'm getting older and a bit jaded (lol)....or maybe I'm just sick of seeing people be absolutely clueless when it comes to having manners. Is it just not taught? Are peeps retarded or just plain selfish? I don't know but it's not that difficult to say thanks when people hold the door open for you, or to hold the door open for others....it's not too much strain on your arm to wave thank you when someone lets you pass them in your car....it's not too time consuming to take a moment to thank someone for their kind word or open ear or any form of flattery or help. Shit we're ALL busy in life, we ALL have stress, bills, schedules, meetings, plans, obligations, family, friends, partying, sleeping, venting, jamming, exercising and living to do, but damn I just don't get why people can't take the time to return a nice gesture when given to them. I couldn't tell you how many people I encounter on the street that are oblivious to this, and

Rudeness
I met a guy last night we hit it off and he tells me last night that he wants to talk to me today. I try to talk to him all day and when I finally do he is fuckin rude and blocks me. He tells me that its 300am and people are trying to sleep. Well if he was why be online? He blames me or not contacting him earlier when I did try to do that. Love the names he came up for me, hmm lets see asshole. Try to get a new word you fucktard! Here is the conversation that happend a bit ago. Names have been deleted to protect me! umm hello (8/23/2008 12:24:29 AM): excuse me it is after 3am here eastern and some are asleep (8/23/2008 12:24:45 AM): sorry talk to you later then (8/23/2008 12:26:35 AM): love the mood change from last night oh well (8/23/2008 12:26:45 AM): excuse your as (8/23/2008 12:26:47 AM): ass (8/23/2008 12:26:54 AM): it is fucking what time again (8/23/2008 12:27:12 AM): almost 0330 (8/23/2008 12:27:16 AM): um wow you turned out to be rude (8/23/2008 12:27:30

The Rude Pick Up Lines** Use These And U Will Probably Get Kicked In The Balls**
Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew... Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out! Do you sleep on your stomach? [any answer] Can I? Do you take it up the ass? Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm? Excuse me, have I fucked you yet? Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or should I apologize? Fancy a fuck? Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist. Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before? Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you? Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura? Go up to a someone at a bar or a dance and ask her: do you want a fuck... (wait for a second gauging her reaction)...ing drink? Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to? He

Rude People
I WAS JUST CALLED A C**t AND A B**** BECAUSE I WOULD CAM OR I WOULDNT GIVE OUT MY NUMBER AND YAHOO IS THIS WHAT I SHOULD EXPECT FROM A CHAT SITE HE LIKE TO CALL WOMEN NAMES WHEN THEY WONT GIVE HIM WHAT THEY WANT richieinflorida7@ fubar

Rude Azz User Mnw1989 (aka Mitch)
First of all if you have seizures and flashing lights affect your eyes and hurt your head so badly then why in the world would you get onto a site that has tons of it? Good lord....use your brain! As far as you being in a wheel chair due to a birth defect....what does that have to do with someone being nice and friendly to you and merely reaching out to become your friend? I never asked to have sex with you I merely invited you to be a friend and to invite you into a lounge I work in. For the love of God get over yourself and you need therapy to deal with your anger issues. My own husband has seizures, two different forms to be exact, and is in and out of the hospital about every other week because after 2 years they still can't get them under control. One more seizure and he could die! We have a 9 month old child and I'm expecting my 2nd child with him in a few months and it scares the hell out of me that I could walk into a room where he's at and find him dead. Yeah you think

Rude Comments
if you do not know why i write then leave your comments aside do not bother to tell me what you think if you are going to be rude in the comments you leave do not even bother i do not want to hear it i am not a bitch i swear this is true i am just tired of people being rude i write to get my emotions out yet some people use what i write to hurt me instead so if you are going to comment on what i write try to be nice do not be rude in things that you say if you can do i promise that everything will be alright

Rudeness
I just post a mumm , .. And I am totally amazed at how many rude as well as flat out disrespectful replies I got , .. to something that was just done in fun , .. now note there was noting rude , degrading , disrespectful , in what I wrote , .. It was on my favorite cartoon , .. And I already know I will get flack for this but , .. If you are unable to be respectful , why even waste your time , .. Oh I forgot , .. they give points to rude people here , sadly that can't be changed ... I have a saying of mine in my home, it simply reads " If you can't respect me , or the people who are here , at least be respectful enough to leave " .. In this case if you can't be respectful , why comment , .. Your just show your true colors , .. But what do I know ... Mikeal -aka- Milo Bloom

Rude Perverts
i really get the shits of people that think everyone is on here to meet and have sex if you see on someones profile they are married then keep your lude photo comments to yourself and further more get a fucking life not everyone is on the net for sex and to hook up

Rude And Crude People
Why is it that women and men on here have to put up with people that think it's just fine to come across your shoutbox with rude,cude,nasty,comments and statements? I realize that this site is for adults,but damn....! My 14 year old acts more like an adult than some of the people on here! My blocked list is getting longer than my friends list. I don't feel that I should have to lock the shoutbox down and limit it to just family and friends,but it looks like it's coming to that point.

Rudeness
I hate it when I come on here and I've messaged someone and I get no reply. That's rude if someone takes the time to write to you you should reply to them. I also hate people asking me to shoutbox them when they are on and when I do I don't get a reply.Another thing that's pissing me off is when people ask for help to level up and I help them out but never get it back in return.I'm on fubar to make friends and have people to talk to. I'm not here for leveling up I only do that to add pics. I'm not here to play games or to deal with drama queens and players and liars. I'm am down right honest person and very blunt and as nice as I can be and I will tell you how it is and I'm telling you now I'm not playing with no one you wanna start you'll see how much of a b*tch I can be.

Rude People..let's Kill Em All!
So i was on msn before and noticed a couple friends off here on and sent a hi and nothing!...or they just switch off. i get a gut full of rude people in reality let alone in cyber. anyway, answer me or i'll fucking delete you! hahahaha! shud up!

Rude, Ignorant Fu Peeps
I've decided just for my own peace of mind and getting things off my chest, to creat Buggzy's rants. This is generally for me . So many things about this Fu bar I find in poor taste, and lack of substance and moralality, and child like tendences. I am sure many people with a oz of moral's, substance and acting like adults and not junior high wanna be a adult but cant get my head out of my ass to do it. Shake their heads when they come across some dum shit wanting to know when your having a bowel movement , do you look at the shit on the toilet paper. You have to ask your self, what kinda idiot would post such drivel. Are you that immature that you cant actually think beyound a 1st grader ? There is so much to chat about and shit isnt one of them. Or you get men (cough) who think its amuzing at best to make fun of over weight woman. Hummm maybe !!! we should start putting down over weight men who scratch their balls and look at their fingers, ya theres a vision ..ewwwwwwwwww

The Rude Adoptive Mother
Ok if you have read any of my other blogs then you should know that i dont have my daughter. Well she was adopted due to having too many issues going on in my life. Anyways yesterday both me and and my daughter's mother get either more then one message on different sites and they came from my daughter's adoptive mother. The messages came about to tell us that we had to take down any or all pictures of our daughter on any sites that we might have pictures on. I honestly think its wrong cause she is technically only adopted by that woman but she is of our blood and i think she has no right telling us to get rid of what helps me remember my daughter. Plus the big issue that i have with it is that she didnt ask nicely she said in exact words take down the pictures on any or all sites of my daughter cause she is no longer your daughter and i dont want any of her pictures on the internet. So i dont know what to do about it

Rude Ppl
hmm does everyone get many rude ppl on here if so what too do i will tell you i will not put up with rudness its just not right respect beacuse i will tell you off iam 37 a mom and very single i put up with alot of shit from my exhubby i will not put up with that shit ok

The Rudest Good Morning Ever!!! Epic Douche Baggery!!!!
It's men like this...that make women like me...want to be lesbians...JFS :) Bren: fancy sucking on my hard cocksilver69 X NL: would you greet a woman on the street in the same way?Bren: sure wouldsilver69 X NL: must be why you are asking for head online then i would guessBren: hahaha, you have a personalitly too i see, very godsilver69 X NL: well i would hope that i would have a personality seeing as i am a living breathing human being and most of us at least claim to have some sort of personality. just a matter of if someones is worth my time He didn't say nothin after that...oops...maybe i was rude lmao

Rude People On Fubar
Ok this is my first blog so bear with me. Ive noticed alot on here that people come right of the blue and unwarranted and just start verbally attacking random people for no reason at all. They throw all kinds of insults to people they dont even know. I feel like your life must suck pretty bad in real life for you to attack random people or perhaps the nasty insults you throw towards others is actually how you feel about yourself.I mean i dont take any of this seriously and i dont get my feelings hurt. why should I or anyone for that matter the majority of the people online regardless of what site you are on are insignificant and why would you let yourself get hurt by a bunch of insecure idiots dictate how you feel . Im just saying cant we all just get along

Rude Comments
This afternoon I have had to spend time deleting and blocking people. This is after they requested friendship etc . If you are going to request friendship why leave rude comments? Let me address some areas of comments that were left! 1. I only have one arm and hand and a stump of an arm. Why? About oct 2009 I came down with cellulitis in my right elbow which got infected. I went thru 11 wash cut and drain operations and at one point also had a major flap surgery where they took a muscle from my back and fed it into the arm. It was healing well..until during the winter I fell which caused a setback and the infection returned the bone became infected completely. So i had a choice. A. Keep the arm and take the chance at going septic (meaning infection spreads thru blood and i would die) B. Amputate and have the arm heal. I chose to amputate which means i got rid of the infection. Am i anorexic? The answer is no. I also am not bolemic. I was a premie by 2 months and i was only 1.5 lb

Rude Ass People
People need to learn to curb thy tongue before someone comes along and rips it out . Take for instance the people who claim they are respected by whom may i ask cause it sure as hell isnt from me . You have to earn mine I dont toss that to just anyone . When you can mouth off and claim it then you really dont have it .....think bout it . As for the asshats who like to shout out rude ass comments did you forget your manners or brain at home . I am a woman who has busted her ass to become her own woman ..no man has to support me . As for dating good lord get a grip on yourself ....A person has the right to date whomever and whatever they want its called freedom of choice ....you know like my right to say this in a blog . Until you walked in a persons shoes for a while then you dont know them ....I have scars from past some are worn on my skin to remind me of those times and choose wisely who i give my trust and respect to others are scars deep inside ...Ive loved and lost ...I know what

Rudi
You walked into my life like a wind in the night having to deal with me put up a fight I have never had a prince charming before someone that I can simply adore You held out your hand, as I pushed it away but now my love i will take it each day. Walk with me and beside me, hold me tight and pull me even closer in the dead of the night. An Angel with wings you must be I have never had anyone as special to me Soon our heartbeats will become one As our new found love had just begun.

~~rudolph The Reindeer Suspended For Season~~
Brawl Erupts at Reindeer Games The epidemic of sports violence spread to the North Pole last night as a brawl erupted between fans and reindeer at this year’s reindeer games, resulting in the ejection and suspension of Rudolph for the remainder of the season. The games, a holiday classic that dates back to 1949, had a mostly uneventful history until 2002, the year that beer and other alcoholic beverages first became available for sale at the event. Since then, fans say, the reindeer games have drawn increasingly unruly crowds who aggressively goad the hoofed creatures with catcalls and obscenities. “Given how wasted the fans are, it’s amazing that something like this didn’t happen sooner,” said Harlan McDougal, a fan who makes the trip from Pittsburgh every year to see the reindeer play. Rudolph, who was fined by the league for spitting in the face of Blixen earlier in the season, was the object of the fans’ ire from early in the first period. “Fans were shouti

Rudolf Hess: The Monster Under My Bed
I now beg more of the Reader’s grace, as I take a stroll through my memory, but I invite the Reader to join me, for I really do promise to make my case. Many people felt sorry for Rudolf Hess. Even Winston Churchill. While I can have compassion on him and all that, I can tell you that I had nightmares about him until he killed himself in 1987. Rudolf Hess was the Monster Under My Bed. He haunted me, quite literally. In my nightmares, I was locked in his cell with him, and he would sit on a stool, and read to me from Mein Kampf. It was awful! I would wake up crying. When you're 14 or 15, and you try to explain to your parents why you're fixated on the person of Rudolf Hess, and why he scares the shit out of you, it's pretty depressing when they just patronize you, pat you on the head, and absently say, "Oh...stop! It was just a dream." Some people date their lives from where they were and what they were doing when JFK was shot. For myself, I know where I was the day I

Rudolph The Red-nosed Cupcake
Your family will shout with glee at the sight of this fun and simple treat --a cupcake fashioned after a certain Christmas Eve sleigh guide. RECIPE INGREDIENTS: A cooled cupcake (baked from your favorite recipe) Chocolate frosting Round, red lollipops (we used a Blow Pop) M&M's candies Black decorators' gel frosting Pretzels Red shoestring licorice 1. To make one, first frost a cooled cupcake (baked from your favorite recipe) with chocolate frosting. 2. Unwrap a round, red lollipop (we used a Blow Pop), trim the stem slightly, and stick it into the center of the cupcake for Rudolph's very shiny nose. 3. For eyes, set 2 M&M's candies in place, then dot them with black decorators' gel frosting. Carefully break large thin pretzels into antler shapes (this may take some practice!) and insert them into the top of the cupcake. Finally, add a short piece of red shoestring licorice for a mouth.

Rudolphs' Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas and we were all in a hurry No one had seen Rudolph Santa started to worry. We looked everywhere both high and low and we knew we needed Rudolph for the big show. When he was found he looked sickly and pale He said that he partied too hard and spent 3 days in jail. Santa told Rudolph the big night was here so go take a shower and put down the beer That's when Rudolph told Santa "I don't think I can" and Santa said but you have to, "Cause I love you, man" And if you don't listen to what I'm telling you tomorrow for lunch we'll have Reindeer stew! So Rudolph said "fine, let's pack up and go" but before we do there's something you should know This is the last year I'll pull your darn sled Because after this I'm retiring to bed The day after Christmas Santa threw a big feast we had cakes and pies and even roast beef But then with a sly grin Santa said we should try something new Mrs. Claus has cooked all day a

Rudoph's Misfit Toys Train (18 Riders Room For More)
visit videodetective.com for more info To join this train all you need to do is F/R/A (that's Fan/Rate/Add) EVERYONE on the train Please be sure to put something in the friend request like "Save the misfits!" or "Helping Rudolph to save the misfits!" Well you get the idea! If you already have them on your list be sure to re-rate them if you can and leave a profile comment on their page saying you are "Helping you on Misfit Island!" or something of the sorts! You must F/R/A everyone on this train! Also everyone that joins after you as well! Or you may be removed from the train! Official Rudolph & The Misfit Island Train Tag If you would like an official tag for the train please rate the folder starting with this picture. Leave a comment on the last picture so I know you have rated all 45 of the pictures and that you wish a tag to be made.

Rudolph's Mistfit Toys Train Tags
Rudolph's Misfit Toys Train Tags for new riders joining December 8, 2008 and on With the economy the way it is and the Holiday Season among us I have chosen to drop my VIP to put the money towards other much needed things. With that being said, I will be posting all new train tags in a separate blog entry with the train for new riders to right click on their tag and save to their PC to upload to their account for use. alabamafirefly CrazyMama45 MscFrk The link to join the train if you wish is just below: Train Blog

Rudra Group New Launch Project "aqua Casa"
Rudra Aqua Casa Sector 16 Noida Extension Rudra Aqua Casa is new super luxurious residential project launching by 'Rudra Group’. This New housing development Rudra Aqua Casa situated at Sector 16 Noida Extension. Rudra Aqua Casa Noida luxurious residences and Flats. Rudra Aqua Casa presenting the totally furnished 2BHK and 3BHK flats with trendy amenities. Rudra Aqua Casa is that the authenticity. Rudra Aqua Casa Noida flats offers to all or any various amenities & facilities within the swimming pool, Gymnasium, kid`s play space, Wi-Fi connectivity and Sports facility and more . Located in Sector 16, project enjoys a wonderful connectivity from all the most hubs of Delhi-NCR. Well connected through railway, pike and varied highways, Aqua Casa was strategically planned by the builder so its residents can't solely relish the living at the guts of town however can also connect with the remainder of the NCR. There Square measure Buddha Chowk, Park

R U Dum, Bro?
So this chick matches with me on secret admirer http://fubar.com/ghostlywitch Then the following riveting covnversation ensues... 5:36am Vortex of ...: How disappointed were you when you found out it was me? 5:20pm Mysti: Just so u know I judge NO ONE. 7:07pm Vortex of ...: COOL! Can you poop on my face? 9:14pm Mysti: That's discusting... sorry dont message me again.

Rue Mcclanahan
NEW YORK (AP) - Rue McClanahan, the Emmy-winning actress who brought the sexually liberated Southern belle Blanche Devereaux to life on the hit TV series "The Golden Girls," has died. She was 76.Her manager Barbara Lawrence said McClanahan died Thursday at 1 a.m. of a stroke.She had undergone treatment for breast cancer in 1997 and later lectured to cancer support groups on "aging gracefully." In 2009, she had heart bypass surgery.McClanahan had an active career in off-Broadway and regional stages in the 1960s before she was tapped for TV in the 1970s for the key best-friend character on the hit series "Maude," starring Beatrice Arthur. After that series ended in 1978, McClanahan landed the role as Aunt Fran on "Mama's Family" in 1983.But her most loved role came in 1985 when she co-starred with Arthur, Betty White and Estelle Getty in "The Golden Girls," a runaway hit that broke the sitcom mold by focusing on the foibles of four a ging - and frequently eccentric - women living togethe

Ruff Not Sure If Connolly’s Ready
http://www.buffalonews.com/111/story/47879.html Buffalo Sabres center Tim Connolly has proclaimed to the coaching staff he’s ready to play. It’s foreseeable doctors will clear him to return for Saturday’s road game against the Washington Capitals. That doesn’t mean Sabres coach Lindy Ruff will feel comfortable enough to use the itchy triggerman. “A doctor can clear him to play, but let’s be realistic,” Ruff said Thursday before the Sabres played the Boston Bruins in HSBC Arena. “The conditioning part could be an issue.” Everybody knows Connolly’s medical history by now. He hasn’t played for 11 months, his status vacillating between encouraging to demoralizing sometimes on a daily basis. Now that the Baldwinsville native is tantalizingly close to making his long-awaited return, the Sabres indicated they would be cautious in re-inserting him. “The overall question still is conditioning,” Ruff said. “There’s nothing else. He hasn’t played in [11 months]. You can try

Ruff Sex
rough sex Body: Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard ........................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor.................8 cal

A Ruff Month!!
ALOT OF MY FAM, FRIENDZ, & FANZ ARE ASKIN ME AM I OK & WHTZ WRONG...WELL HERE GOEZ, SEPT & OCT ARE VERY RUFF MONTHZ 4 ME SEPT IZ MY MOMZ B-DAY (R.I.P) & OCT IZ MY LIL GIRLZ & I B-DAYZ(WERE A DAY APART).THA THING WIT THAT IZ I DONT GET TA C MY LIL GIRL----HATEFUL ASS BABY MAMA...LONG STORY, SO THESE TWO MONTHZ ARE THA MONTHZ THAT I KEEP TA MYSELF & TRY TA STAY STRONG ABOUT THA WHOLE THING, BUT I GETZ HELLA HARD AT TIMEZ, SO DONT THINK I LOVE U ALL ANY LESS THIS IZ JUST HOW I DEAL WIT THINGZ THIZ MAJOR 2 MY HEART, SO DONT BE CROSS WIT ME.

R U F'in Kidding Me????
How the case .. You are beautiful and magnificent beauty, I think you have a good heart .. I look for you a long time ago .. please give me the chance and only one .. I admire you greatly and wish to be servile servant in you only you can provide help me .. I am a person without a degree I would be ... I just wish to give me the Emill address for you please ... please ... I am Osamah State of Jordan lies in the Middle East 36 years old .. Never-married .. Height 180 cm and weight of 80 Kg ... I work in the field of sports, especially tennis Sport .. I am also in the time of the night Chief of the Division of Environmental Protection .. look beautiful woman and a good heart like you love life .. I admire your many wonderful beauty .. You .. Please, if there is any interest can be kzaaz99@yahoo.com or asooomh999@hotmail.com thanks osamah This is a friend request I received today...wtf?? Is this a joke?

The Rug
I know I am not smart and I may not be too bright. But when did I loose my sight. How could I not see what was right in front of me. She wore her quilt on her face. I knew she liked him, what was I to do. Her guilt was not from her feeling for him, but from what she had already did with him. Clueless and blind I could not see, that he was actually to be with someone who is beneath me. With devastation and shame, I know I am not to blame, but how did I fall for their game. They meet online without me in mind. They claim to care but how cant that be, when they pulled the rug out from under me.

Rugburns
from our first encounter, when i stumbled off the chair trying not to let you know that i was lost in the haze around you on the ride to the hospital i thought, gettin casts on both arms isn't how i pictured our first date. you read my thoughts and laughed i was gonna thrill you but instead i took the fall. i shocked you with my randomness, i believed, so a better suiter is what i tried to concieve i thought you wanted inscents to enhance the romantic mood when all you wanted was me, some beer and the tube. i feel as if i know from the things that i conjure up on my own, i think they are your thoughts your thoughts to roam so i will do you the favor and let me down softly for you. no matter how much you resist i will end this for you because i figure that your heart will insist while you lips will resist I'll be the one that will ruin our love then curse the heavens for taking away my true love i will call you tomorrow and totolly deny today and ask you to come over and if you might wa

Rugby World Cup
Pool A England, South Africa, Samoa, USA, Tonga Pool B Australia, Wales, Fiji, Canada, Japan Pool C New Zealand, Scotland, Italy, Romania, Portugal Pool D France, Ireland, Argentina, Georgia, Namibia .................. 7 September: France v Argentina, Stade de France, Paris, Pool D (2000 BST) 8 September: England v USA, Lens, Pool A (1700 BST) Australia v Japan, Lyon, Pool B (1445 BST) New Zealand v Italy, Marseille, Pool C (1245 BST) 9 September: Ireland v Namibia, Bordeaux, Pool D (1900 BST) Wales v Canada, Nantes, Pool B (1300 BST) South Africa v Samoa, Parc des Princes, Paris, Pool A (1500 BST) Scotland v Portugal, St Etienne, Pool C (1700 BST) 11 September: Argentina v Georgia, Lyon, Pool D (1900 BST) 12 September: Italy v Romania, Marseille, Pool C (1900 BST) USA v Tonga, Montpellier, Pool A (1300 BST) Japan v Fiji, Toulouse, Pool B (1700 BST) 14 September: England v South Africa, Stade de France, Paris, Pool A

Rugby: The Basics
A BRIEF HISTORY Rugby has its roots firmly in a public school environment. It is widely regarded as William Webb Ellis who started the revolution in 1823, when during a football match at Rugby school (no prizes for guessing where they got the name) he picked up the ball and ran the length of the pitch, triumphantly smashing the ball into his opponents net. The idea caught on, and many different versions of the same game emerged. Decades after Webb Ellis' antics (1871), these versions were unified by Rugby playing clubs, giving rise to the Rugby Football Union (RFU), which is still the governing body today. Although it took time for the game to develop, it seems fitting that the 'Webb Ellis Trophy' is awarded to the winner of the four-yearly Rugby World Cup Final, which has been running since 1987. A TEAM OF TWO HALVES A rugby team consists of fifteen players, separated into forwards and backs. The forwards are generally big and burly, utilised in the scrum/line out/close-quar

Rug Burns
Just before the yellow dawn, I spent six hours, aglow and double down on Anna's carpet, teaching her theories of flight and falling - between gulps of dandelion wine I said: "I am who am, baby." (She thought that was a hip thing for me to say.) I remember thinking: Jeez, I'm always teaching little birds the sting of rug burns - will this never end? At sunrise, I saw her blink from the smell of burning cake and I went into her pink hell bathroom, yelling behind me: "Back in five minutes." Yeah, right... Out the back door. © All rights reserved

Rugby World Cup
Tonga hold on with 13 men to beat Samoa Try time: Tonga's Epeli Taione crashes over in his team's victory over Samoa.MONTPELLIER, 16 September – Tonga have held on with 13 men to defeat Samoa 19-15 in a tough match at Stade de la Mosson. Tonga blindside Hale T Pole was red-carded in the 73rd minute for rough play and replacement prop Muliufi Salanoa received a yellow card moments later. Samoa tried in vain to capitalise but poor handling at crucial moments cost them. A converted try to inside centre Epeli Taione in the 59th minute, the only five pointer of the match, proved decisive. Tonga opted to go for the touchline instead of kick the penalty and Taione crashed over following a maul to make it 16-12. The Tonga number 8 Finau Maka then made several storming runs after the restart, with one ending in another penalty. Fly half Pierre Hola slotted the goal, his fourth penalty of the match, to extend his team's lead to 19-12 with 13 minutes of the match remaining.

Rug Burn..........
I got me a bitch whom I want to 'show up' so tew speak and I need a few million FU bucks......... Now, you can relate to the need...............now give in to the WANT. I love you all with tons of Cyber Heart.................dig it (on knees)

R U Ghetto ?
YOU KNOW YOUR GHETTO IF… -THE BATTERIES IN YOUR REMOTE CONTROL ARE HELD IN PLACE WITH A PIECE OF TAPE -YOU HAVE PROJECT HEAT -YOUR FURNITURE IS COVERED IN PLASTIC -YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO THE DENTIST -YOU WEAR YOUR CLOTHES WITH A TAG ON THEM -THE ONLY ART YOU OWN IS YOUR FINGERNAILS -YOU NEVER LEARNED TO SWIN BECAUSE YOU COULDN’T GET YOUR HAIR WET -YOU HAVE TROUBLE SPELLING YOUR CHILDREN’S NAME, AND YOU NAMED THEM -YOU’VE EVER DROPPED ANYTHING AND KISSED IT UP TO GOD BEFORE YOU ATE IT -YOU ADD “ED” OR “T” TO THE END OF A WORLD THAT’S ALREADY IN THE PAST TENSE (E.G., TOOKED, LIGHT-SKINNEDED, KILT, RUINT) -YOU TALK LOUD ON THE PHONE BECAUSE ITS LONG DISTANCE -THE BEST PAIR OF SHOES YOU OWN ARE SNEAKERS -YOU WEAR COLORED CONTACTS. PERIOD. -YOU WEAR A WATCH THAT YOU KNOW DOESN’T WORK -YOU ADD SALT TO YOUR FOOD BEFORE TASTING IT -YOU’RE ALWAYS EATING AT OTHER PEOPLE’S HOUSES, BUT YOU NEVER BRING ANYTHING -YOU THOUGHT COFFEE WOULD MAKE YOU BLACK -YOU EAT COUGH DROPS LIKE THE

Rugs And Squirrels
Ever wonder how many squirrels would it take to lift you off the ground? And I dont mean big super hero squirrels. Those just dont count! Also why do people need rugs and if they do need them how many do they need? Whatever that number is (of the necessary rugs) Is it really a good number or is it too many rugs in the life of a person?

Ruhgeena... I'd Want Somebody To Live With Me...
I went out to rescue my stepfather... after my mother gave up and fled the coop! I know he didn't means he wasnt Jesse Jackson.. the one REAL "SOMEBODY"... he needed someone to stay at the house he'd chosen to rent BECAUSE the rent he was paying for it was EXTREME. Unfortunately that sems to be the trend for everyone or anyone wanting to have their own roof over their heads.. mortgaged or leased.She jumped out and asked us, one at a time, if we might stary there to "help" him out. My son moved into one of the rooms and no sooner than he could begin to register mail to come to the Oxford Drive address, the computer he had on the dresser for college homework was "messed with." It had to go into the shop for repair before he could do any homework on it. I movedmine into the room so that he would not have to UNenroll from classes he'd already started... mine was nuked soon after. By nuked, I mean the computer would not respond to the command promt. I took mine in for repair as well. He une

R U Hideing From Me Or The World
i know you are out there in your own world maybe i know you tink , but are you thinking of me i know you have hard times and everyone knows that are you hideing from me or is it just the hole world that is so anoying to you i know how it feels to just want to be alone i find you sleeping and wish i could kiss you im outside waiting where are you

R U Hot But U Just Dont Realize U R?
You scored as yeah u r but u shud get ur eyesight checked. u r a fukin bombshell but u just dint c it, tho unblind ppl do! so u might consider the idea of gettin ur eyes checked... or maybe u hav an evil mirror who reflects the opposite of wut is being seen but deep inside u kno ur better lookin than others... yeah u r but u shud get ur eyesight checked46%self -esteem exremely HIGH!!36%r u hot but u just dont realize u r?created with QuizFarm.com

Ruh Roh, Silver Is Thinkin Again!! Lol My Take On What's Been Happening On Cherry Lately.
Ok folks, I'm prolly gonna get a BUNCH O'shit for this, which is why I'm blogging it as opposed to posting a bulletin, but here goes: My stand on some things on CherryTap that have made the bulletins lately: 1.Downraters~ I say, "Bring 'em on!!" Since being on Cherry, I'll admit, I have become a bit of a point whore! I want points. Simple as that. I don't care WHAT rate I get, I just want points. Points, points, points. The more the merrier. I am NOT one of those that look at the overall rating of anyone's pic. I don't care if my pic's overall rating is a 10 or a 6.1!! Give me a 1, I still get the points!! Keep 'em comin!! I am also NOT a downrater, so don't panic!! I always give 11's to default and salute pics, and 10's for everything else(just to conserve my 11's!). But I will never go hate on someone JUST because they rated me or anyone else a 1. So don't ask me to go give someone a bad time cuz you got rated a 1. 2.My friends list~Everyone on here has the right to have wh

Ruh Roh
I have come to the conclusion that I am becoming an official point whore here on CT. I don't think my addiction has gotten all THAT terrible just yet, since so far all I'm doing is mainly using the I'm bored feature to boost my points. Although if anyone has any great, get points fast ideas, you can let me know. LOL ~Hugs~

Rượu Huyết Hươu Bổ Cho Sức Khỏe
Hươu nai không những cho ta nhung hươu – vị thuốc quý mà còn cho ta huyết hươu khi cắt nhung cũng là thuốc bổ dưỡng. Chúng ta cùng tìm hiểu rượu huyết nhung có tác dụng như thế nào?- Rượu huyết hươu là sản phẩm tinh túy. Khi các trang trại cắt nhung hươu thì họ thường lấy được một số huyết từ sừng hươu và đem pha vào rượu. - Máu hươu rất bổ nên rượu pha huyết hươu là món khoái khẩu của phái mày râu, nên nó được đặt một cái tên nghe rất vui là “rượu đẩy”.- Rượu nhung hươu có nhiều công dụng quý như bổ toàn thân, trị suy n

Ruiens
i guess i shud b thankful dat i am alive, but for what all of my lyfe the people i trust n love stab meeh in the heart. not haterz, sidewayz biotchz, or random men! my family, loved ones. my kids father. so i began 2 ask my self what is my purpose here? n even up til now i can not figure it out. i have tried to take the easy way out twice, n FAILED!.... so i guess my purpose is to find that purpose n do it movn leavn behind all negitivity...n trust NO1!!!

Ruined By Demetrius Gwyn
I will never get over you; tears- because I'm passionately, arduously desirous of the music that plays me love- sinking so deeply in love; offers were made, but I would deny the opportunity to be pulled out of my dungeon for the love of you. Loving is my joyed, imprisoned affections: if I'm attacked, waged upon by the military to surrender my love for you, I would face the fact of total annihilation -to be bombed. Yes, I'll be physically nothing but ashes, oh, I'm ruined, I'll love you to the death. No, no! no!! I don't want to be rescued, allow me to weep and wail for the love I have for you which damages my reasoning. You're very precious, for you have twisted me, blistered me, scalded me in love's fire. My devastation is only to love with a love that will throb, rob me of my sanity, and give my blood, hot fires of love. So you see, dearest of my soul, you have left me abandoned with other broken hearts; lonely nigh

Ruining Our Youth
Just a short rant.. The quality of music being released and MADE POPULAR is destroying the minds of our youth... The non-musicians who can get away with looping a beat and setting their casio keyboard on "House".. I mean Jesus... I've been playing guitar for years, and I guess it's my fault that I'm not recording and on the road. but still.. The people running this rediculous show should at least have the mental abilities of a 10 year old.. What are these morons thinking, recording super modles and whores who get caught on video tape sucking their mans balls. How does that equate to "they must be able to create music"? I can only hope that the internet music releases that are so popular will do something to save our children. If you know anyone that makes creative, real music.. Please encourage them to record it and get it out there. even if it's a shitty recording, get it out there.. Save us all from the morons they keep shoving down our throat.

Ruined
Bend me until I break Your vacant eyes disregard my despair Correct me, my life is a mistake Consume me now, for I have become aware Your empty, hallow promises always broken Betrayed from the moment they're spoken Though your flesh is warm and alive There's nothing left inside...

Ruined Orgasm
A ruined orgasm is a technique, usually used by a woman (the stimulator) who is dominating a man (the stimulated), however, it can be adapted for use on women (further details needed on female ruined orgasm). The power of this technique allows the physical release of sexual climax while denying or minimizing the satisfaction and pleasure associated with orgasm. With men, the stimulated is stimulated to the moment that ejaculation is inevitable. Stimulation is then stopped by breaking all physical contact with the genitals the moment orgasm begins (i.e. past the "edge"). Alternatively, the stimulator may bring up decidedly non-erotic or nonsexual topics during the orgasm, inflicting non-erotic pain, or stimulating the submissive with an unpleasant smell. Another technique is to interfere with the ejaculation by some sort of constriction. The term was first coined by Rob and Jill as she used it to describe her "Hands Free Orgasm". Ruined orgasms expanded to include such methods as Thu

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Ruined Dreams
my tomorrow crashed, fell to the floor. blood dripping from it's severed wings, white feathers float down on hevenly wind. golden halo lies tarnished, ground into the mud. ripped off a pedestal thrown down to the earth my tomorrow lies in ruins it is of no use to me now. once the dream is broken, no glue know can repair the damage. how is it no one saw? did it now wobble first? did they not care? or did they not know it's importance? this world is so much work.

R U In Love?
Be honest If you really like/love someone right now, and you miss them at this moment, and you can't get them out of your head, and you really wanna see them & just cuddle then re-post this titled "r u in love" within one minute. And whoever you are missing, will surprise you in a good way... tomorrow. **BREAK THIS, AND YOU WILL HAVE THE WORST LIFE STARTING IN 2 HOURS COUNTING..........NOW within 1 minute

R U In Love?
If you really like/love someone right now,and you miss them at this moment,and you can't get them out of your head, and you really wanna see them & just cuddle :-) then re-post this titled "r u in love" within one minute and whoever you are missing, and love, will reply 2 u in a heartbeat **BREAK THIS, AND YOU WILL HAVE THE WORST LIFE STARTING IN TWO HOURS COUNTING

Ruined Trip :(
We went up north this weekend so see Shaun's parents before he leaves town. He promised to take me to SnowBowl to see snow and make snowmen, blah blah blah. Here some pics: Before we left, his stepdad John, who's a miserable man and takes it out on everyone, started talking shit and how he thought we were stupid for wanting to play in the snow. So he ruined my mood. He didn't go but Shaun's mom decided to go and she's just as bad as John is. Always complaining, always talking shit and very VERY racist. She kept making fun of me the entire drive up there and then while we were there. I finally lost it and told her to "Shut the fuck up". Yeah, it was bad. I hate these people. I HATE them. Being around them and being bombarded with negativity makes me sick. Literally sick. Don't let the smiles fool you. They are the devil :/ REL

Ruinning Holiday Spirits...
Now wouldn't you think this is the perfect way to ruin your holiday spirits??? I got a Christmas card in the mail today. Nothing out of the ordinary really right? At least that is what we all thought. Till you open up the card and find a little note attached on the inside. Which was not of Christmas spirits at all. On the complete opposite, it was saying that there was a death in the family. Granted not blood family, but still family none the less. This happened to take place a few months back but just heard of it today, from a Christmas card in the mail. Now if you don't think this could ruin the spirits of the holiday season then I don't know what will. Oh and to make it worse, a friend of mine has been told that a very sweet friend of hers has cancer once more. So all in all I'm not into the holidays anymore. I'd think that all this news in one day this soon to Christmas, would be ruin the holiday spirits of all in the house.

R U In A Questionable Relationship..read With An Open Heart N Open Mind
For you..ladies ( or men, just change the sex!! for u, Mr..u know who u r..thanks for the suggestion!), read with an open heart n open mind IF A MAN WANTS YOU........nothing will keep him away If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve to be treated then heck no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you c

"ruin."
“Ruin” Constructed with care, now just old weathered planks This crumbling façade for which we used to give thanks It once was a haven, a shelter, a home And now just a ruin of timber and stone The doors are ripped off, and they lie on the floor And now they are walked on and not through anymore All the rooms vacant, and blending as one Filled with a darkness never gifted by sun It used to be that the basement was the only thing damp But now nothing is dried by the flame of our lamp Because the light it has withered, sputtered, and died In spite of our efforts, and the things we had tried Now other creatures are sheltered in there Amidst old peeling paper and the floors cracked and bare With red glowing eyes both brimming and sad They lord over the ruin of this thing we once had. Copyright 2008 by Steve Santini. All rights reserved.

R U In Love
WHAT EACH KISS MEANS: - Kiss on the Upperchest: I’m ready. - Kiss on the Forehead: We’re cute together . - Kiss on the Cheek: We’re friends. - Kiss on the Hand: I adore you. - Kiss on the Neck: I want you, now. - Kiss on the Shoulder: Your perfect. - Kiss on the Lips: I like you, alot. ____________________________________________________ WHAT EACH GESTURE MEANS: - Holding Hands: We definitely like each other. - Touching on the Butt: Your fun. - Holding you tight pressed against each other: in love - Looking into each other’s Eyes: I like you, for who you are. - Playing with Hair: Let’s fool around. - Arms around the Waist: I like you too much to let go. - Laughing while Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you. ____________________________________________________ ADVICE: - If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you’re definitely in Love.

R U Kiddin Me???????
IVE ONLY BEEN ON FUBAR SINCE THE MIDDLE OF AUGUST AND IVE NEVER SEEN SO MANY BROKE ASS PEOPLE! I KNOW IT MIGHT NOT SEEM LIKE IM NICE BUT I AM , IVE COME ACROSS A CHIC ON HERE WHO IS THE BIGGEST BITCH IVE EVER SEEN ON HERE IF U ASK HER A SIMPLE QUESTION U GET A REPLY OF " UR QUESTION WAS RUDE THERE FOR U GET A PIC IN MY BITCHFILES" FOR THOSE OF U WHO ITHER DO R DONT KNOW HER HER NAME ON HERE IS " HARD TO HANDLE" SHE CONSTANTLY ASKS IN HER STATUS FOR PPL TO GET HER A DANM VIP OR BLINGPACK AND IN MY OPINION IS VERY SORRY.....I ASKED HER COULD SHE NOT GET A DEBIT CARD AND GET HER OWN , I ASKED AS NICELY AS ICOULD AND SHE HAS NOW BLOCKED SEEMS TO ME THAT SHES A ALMOST 40 YEAR OLD WOMEN ACTINGT LIKE SHES 21 WITH SKANKY PIX AND THE ONLY WAY TO LOOK IS TO BUY HER A DANM BLINGPACK! WTF...........WUTS UP WIT SORRY ASS PPL?????????

50 Rules For Women
This is a list of rules that guys wished women knew... 1. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down. 2. Don't cut your hair. Ever. 3. Don't make us guess. 4. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 5. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it. 6. He's never thinking about "The Relationship." 7. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat. 8. Dogs are better than cats. 9. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 10. Shopping is not everybody's idea of a good time. 11. Anything you wear is fine. Really. 12. You have enough clothes. 13. You have too many shoes. 14. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it. 15. Your brother is an idiot. 16. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work. 17. No, he doesn't know what

Rules Of Retail
I'm going to be helpful tonight because I'm feeling the Christian inside of me. Let me let you in on a few secrets of the rules of retail: 1-When you send a clerk to look for something for you in the back, they are doing one of these things: A- Taking a shit. B- Smoking a cigarette. C- Telling the other clerks how much of a douche bag you are. D- Rubbing one out (my personal favorite). 2- If you're being helped in the store and need to take a phone call because you're so fucking important, release the clerk from his duties and don’t get pissed off when you finish your conversation 5 minutes later and they're gone. I'm not going to wait around for you to have an argument with your wife about the fucking casserole in the fridge. These people need to wear T-shirts that say, "Use condoms" on them. 3- Here are some more cell-phone wankers: these fucking blue tooth people. Come on now. Do you fucking people have any idea how ridiculous you look when you're walking around i

26 Rules To Flying
1. Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory. 2. If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If you pull The stick back, they get smaller. That is, unless you keep pulling the stick all the way back, then they get bigger again. 3. Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is what's dangerous. 4. It's always better to be down here wishing you were up there than up there wishing you were down here. 5. The ONLY time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire. 6. The propeller is just a big fan in front of the plane used to keep The pilot cool. When it stops, you can actually watch the pilot start sweating. 7. When in doubt, hold on to your altitude. No one has ever collided With the sky. 8. A 'good' landing is one from which you can walk away. A 'great' Landing is one after which they can use the plane again. 9. Learn from the mistakes of others. You won't live long enough to make all of them yourself. 10. You know you've lande

Rules Of Engagement
Okay I am pissed right the hell off, What the fuck are we doing with this war, there was a Taliban funeral today and there as 190 Enemy Soldiers and we DIDN'T'T FUCKING KILL THEM!!!! I'm sorry but how the hell do we fight for our country if we sit there and give in to these basterds. Oh it's okay there is almost 200 Enemy troops in one spot and we could of killed them all! but no no let them do their thing, Mind you we could be taking a crap in the bathroom and they'd come in and kill us. Here is something for any government officials out there. We can't be kind anymore ladies and gentlemen. This is not a war of being nice , this is not a war of being kind and caring. These assholes will come into our comes and kill us all at the drop of a hat. We need to stop kissing Usamas ass and start taking these basterds out. God damn i cant believe this i am so pissed at our so called government!!! I thought Bush said we would not show any Mercy. That's obviously bullshit!!