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The 10 Rules Of Life
The 10 Rules of Life 1. You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it, but it's yours to keep for the entire period. 2. You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full-time informal school called, "life." 3. There are no mistakes, only lessons. Growth is a process of trial, error, and experimentation. The "failed" experiments are as much a part of the process as the experiments that ultimately "work." 4. Lessons are repeated until they are learned. A lesson will be presented to you in various forms until you have learned it. When you have learned it, you can go on to the next lesson. 5. Learning lessons does not end. There's no part of life that doesn't contain its lessons. If you're alive, that means there are still lessons to be learned. 6. "There" is no better a place than "here." When your "there" has become a "here", you will simply obtain another "there" that will again look better than "here." 7. Other people are merely mirrors of you. You cannot love or h

Rules
Please read this and follow so that you will not be kicked or banned - we do not want to lose potintial members or actual members. Wicked Desires is not wanting to be one of those lounges with a ton of rules or such picky rules. Our rules are very simple and mature... This is why Lounges have Enforcers/Bouncers. If they have a reason to kick or ban you then they will and are allowed. Now if you feel that you have been banned or kicked for a reason not mentioned or dissagree please see The Owners. :: RULES :: 3 KICKS = BANNED AKA 3 STRIKES RULE #1. Racism or Discrimination towards one anothers Sexual Orintation/Race/Religion/Lifestyle will not be tolerated. #2.Harrasment towards another person being Sexual will not be tolerated. If we hear or see of you saying threats you will be banned no 3 strikes! #3. Please no LINK Dropping. We will tolerate Yahoo Name Dropping as long as it doesn't take away from Chatting in the Lounge. Also NO CYBERING. We don't care if y

Rules And Guidelines
DB CREW PROSPECT RULES: 1. DO NOT ASK TO BECOME A PROSPECT IF YOUR HEART IS NOT IN IT. THE DB CREW IS NOT A FUBAR STATUS TITLE. IT IS A REAL LIFE CREW. FUBAR IS WHERE IT ORIGINATED. SO I REPEAT, IF YOUR HEART IS NOT IN IT DO NOT ASK TO BECOME A MEMBER. 2. YOU MUST FREQUENT THE FOLLOWING LOUNGES ON FUBAR: DBC CLUBHOUSE UNHOLY CONFESSIONS KEG, LEGS, AND BIKER PEGS REJECTS IN THE RAFTERS THESE LOUNGES ARE WHERE THE DB MEMBERS HANG OUT. YOU ARE NOT RESTRICTED TO JUST THESE LOUNGES. YOU CAN GO TO ANY LOUNGE YOU WANT. THESE ARE THE LOUNGES YOU MUST FREQUENT IN ORDER TO GET TO KNOW THE DB CREW MEMBERS. 3. NO DISRESPECTING THE MEMBERS. DON'T GIVE THEM A REASON TO DISRESPECT YOU. DECEPTION AND DISRESPECT WILL NOT BE TOLERATED, WE HAVE 0 TOLERANCE FOR THAT SHIT. IF IT IS BROUGHT TO OUR ATTENTION THAT YOU ARE SUSPECTED OF FOUL PLAY THEN A MEETING WILL BE HELD AND THE SUBJECT WILL BE BROUGHT UP, YOU WILL HAVE THE CHANCE TO DEFEND YOURSELF AND THEN WILL BE JUDGED WHETHER YOU ARE

Rules Of Rural Michigan
THE RULES OF RURAL MICHIGAN ARE AS FOLLOWS (LISTEN UP CITY SLICKERS!): 1. PULL YOUR DROOPY PANTS UP. YOU LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT. 2. TURN YOUR CAP RIGHT, YOUR HEAD ISN'T CROOKED. 3. LET'S GET THIS STRAIGHT; IT'S CALLED A "DIRT ROAD." I DRIVE A PICKUP TRUCK BECAUSE I WANT TO. NO MATTER HOW SLOW YOU DRIVE, YOU'RE GOING TO GET DUST ON YOUR LEXUS. DRIVE IT OR GET OUT OF THE WAY. 4. THEY ARE CATTLE. THEY'RE LIVE STEAKS. THAT'S WHY THEY SMELL FUNNY TO YOU. BUT THEY SMELL LIKE MONEY TO US. GET OVER IT. DON'T LIKE IT? I-94 GOES EAST AND WEST, US-131 GOES NORTH AND SOUTH. PICK ONE. 5. SO YOU HAVE A $60,000 CAR.. WE'RE IMPRESSED. WE HAVE $150,000 CORN PICKERS AND HAY BALERS THAT ARE DRIVEN ONLY 3 WEEKS A YEAR. 6. SO EVERY PERSON IN RURAL MICHIGAN WAVES. WE THINK OF IT AS BEING FRIENDLY. TRY TO UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT. 7. IF THAT CELL PHONE RINGS WHILE AN 8-POINT BUCK AND 3 DOES ARE COMING IN, WE WILL SHOOT IT OUT OF YOUR HAND. YOU BETTER HOPE YOU DON'T HAVE IT UP T

The Rules Of The Female
1. The FEMALE always makes the Rules. 2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification. 3. No MALE can Possibly know all the Rules. 4. If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows the Rules she must immediately change some or all of the Rules. 5. The FEMALE is never wrong. 6. If the FEMALE is wrong it is because of a Flagrant Misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the MALE did or said. 7. If Rule #6 applies, the MALE must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding. 8. The FEMALE can change her mind at any time. 9. The MALE must never change his mind without the Express Written Consent of the FEMALE. 10. The FEMALE has every right to be Angry and Upset at any time. 11. The MALE must remain calm at all times unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry & upset. 12. If the FEMALE has PMS . . . all Rules are Null and Void.

11 Rules Of Fubar
THE fubar RULES ONE If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" "sexy bitch" "arnt i hot" doesn't convince anyone. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic. Make the bulletin once if you have to, and those who actually care about you will comment on your pics. SIX If all your pictures look the same, don't post them all. Please pu

Rules To Weight Loss
Denise Austin February 1, 2008 Here are five simple ideas to help you maintain your weight: 1. Keep a food and exercise diary. Writing down what you eat is one of the best ways to prevent poor food choices and useless calories. You’ll be amazed at how many calories you’re consuming—and identifying the culprit foods is the first step in eliminating them 2. Get more sleep. When you’re sleep deprived, you’re more likely to catch a cold or have an accident. Your work performance can suffer, too. A tired body is also less efficient at building muscle and burning fat. You may go through the moves, but your sluggish pace makes your workout less effective. Eight hours is the optimum rest for most people. If you have trouble adjusting to an earlier bedtime, turn the lights low and put on soft music one hour beforehand. 3. Eat breakfast. Skipping meals is a big mistake. You need food energy in the morning to get your body moving. Make breakfast well-round

Rules
1. if you plan on entering a contest then please let me know so i can get it all squared away before it starts if you chose not to let me know before hand then you may not get the help that you would have if i knew about it prior. 2. there must be bombing activity coming from you. i will be watching and seeing if you are.. if i see no activity then i will send you a warning if i see it again then you are out.. i understand that sometimes things happen just let me know so im aware of it. we like dedicated bombers the kind that max out their comments not the leave a few comments here and there. 3. there is to be NO drama what so ever if there is you will be asked to leave immediatly.. i will not tolerate that. this is for fun not starting trouble. 4. you must check the homepage daily to see if there is any new blogs for up coming contests and contests that are going on and etc.. please leave a comment so that way i know that you were there and you read about it. if there is som

The Rules & Guide Lines To Get On The Magic Bus
MAKE SURE YOU READ TO THE END... 1st. Fan, Rate, And Add Me, SHOW LOVE, TO The Magic Bus. ShuShu The New Driver Of The Magic Bus@ fubar 2. Fan & Rate & Comment My Part Time Driver Becky BlytheBecky(Southern Luv)@ fubar 2nd. Fan, Rate, And Add EveryOne On The Passenger List Now, IN MY BLOG. EVERYONE! Over 150 People On The Bus, NO Time Limit On You at your own time ok 3.All The Older Persons Who Are Already On The Bus, YES!! FAN, RATE, And ADD ALSO,SHOW LOVE TO THE NEW COMMER AND EVERYONE ON THE MAGIC BUS NOW, I Do MEAN EVERY ONE, I WILL BE CHECKING THIS TIME OUT :-) NO SHORT CUTS. IF NO FAN, NO RATES, NO LOVE, NO BUS !!!!!! :-) SIMPLE AS THAT. I WILL BE CLEANNING OUT THE BUS AFTER THIS SUMMER TIME RUN, SO IF YOU LIKE TO STAY ON THE MAGIC BUS, YES YOU MUST DO WHAT EVERY ONE DOES. FAN, RATE, AND ADD,SHOW SOME LOVE, EVERYONE, EVERYONE NEW & ALREADY ON THE BUS... 4. AFTER YOU FANNED,RATED,ADDED EVERYONE, I MEAN EVERYONE, ON THE OLD PASSENGER L

Rules For Slave
Entry for March 30, 2007 **taken from Master Wolfgang's page...thank you for these Rules and that I may see and learn them. Ten Rules for Dominants Ten Rules for Submissive’s Be patient! Until you enter into a contract with a submissive, you have no more right to order him/her around than does anyone else. Give your bottom time to get to know you and what you are like. Finesse and subtlety are major elements of dominance. Similarly, strength and gentleness go hand in hand. The sensitivity and awareness (or lack thereof) that you show in the real world is likely to be repeated in the playroom. Be patient! A potential top will let you know if she or he is interested in you or not. Keep in mind that your purpose as a submissive is to serve and to satisfy someone who will take into consideration the realization of your fantasies. Don't expect your top to be able to turn on like a light switch. The timing must be right for both of you. Be humble. You may be God's/Goddess' gift to

Rules For A Threesome
1. Always end up with your "Love" never ever have the Big O with the other person especially the first time, it will cause conflict.. 2. Always make sure you talk to your "other" and understand it is "JUST SEX" 3. Pay attention to your Other, no matter how different the new person feels and what they do, never ever ever say, Damn why couldn't you do that.. 4. When you have one on your face and one on your cock remember to be polite, share and switch places.. 5. It is not all about you, if you are just alying back and watching and not doing anything to assist " WE NEED YOU WHY".. 6.Make this as comfortable as possible, while I am totally at ease with what I do, your love may be scared this is normal.. 7. Even if you get started and you or anyone feels scared, uncomfortable, ill at ease there is a reason for feeling like that..it is totally acceptable to back off and away, anyone that has done this understands , sometimes it just doesn't " Feel r

11 Rules To Fubar
THE fubar RULES ONE If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" "sexy bitch" "arnt i hot" doesn't convince anyone. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic. Make the bulletin once if you have to, and those who actually care about you will comment on your pics. SIX If all your pictures look the same, don't post them all. Please pu

The Rules For The Contest That I Entered.
I only need a couple more people to start!! Ok I've decided to hold a contest. This is a bombing contest. It will last for 1 week. Self bombing is permitted and encouraged. Send me any sfw pic link. Absolutely no drama or you will be removed immediately. If your entry goes more than 48 hours without any activity you will be removed. Ok the prizes are as follows: 1st place (must have at least 20,000 comments) will recieve a 3 mo vip or 30 blast your choice. 2nd place (must have 10,000 comments)will recieve a 1 mo vip or 1 week blast your choice 3rd place (must have 5000 comments) will recieve 1 blink pack or 3 day blast your choice. Anyone else who enters if you have at least 1000 comments I will take your comment total and multiply it by 10 and send you that amount of fubucks.! As soon as I learn when it is going to start I will be posting updates for all my friends.

Rules For Women Motorcycle Passengers
Rules for female passengers. 1. If you have no bike but just happen to have your own helmet in your car we know your playing us for a ride. 2. If your going to go for a ride go with the nicest bike he's the one who is least likely to crash and kill you. If he has a nice bike he's probably been ridding a while. If you go with a tool who has a 86 ninja 250 we are all going to laugh at you. Plus use your head if his bike looks broke then so is he DUHHH! 3. If the bike is a "Stunt bike" or rashed up all over reconsider there is a reason its rashed up. 4. If you're FAT! Save yourself some embarrassment and save us the aggravation of trying to tell you no with out saying cuz "YOU'RE FAT BITCH!!!! We can only be sooo nice. Use your head. 5. If your friend is ugly or FAT (See rule 4) it is not my responsibility to get someone to take her. 6. If you have on a skirt then YES!!! We have to go first. No one else knows how to get where we are going... (Right guys?) 7. Showing

Rules Of Life
1. A day without sunshine is like night. 2. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 5. Remember, half the people you know are below average. 6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. 8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap. 9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have. 10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. 12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. 13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand. 14. OK, so what's the speed of dark? 15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. 16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. 17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges? 18. Eagles may soa

The 10 Rules For Cybersex
1. Before becoming involved in any kind of cybersex, please make sure your spouse, boyfriend, kids, etc. are out of the room at the time, (preferably out of the house and not during a major holiday when your in-laws are also present or at a time when all your relatives are in attendance). It really gets difficult to explain the moaning and groaning, while the buzz of various "toys" can be heard. 2. For men, before you begin, please check that your modem protector is on, along with the splash guard for your keyboard. It will stop the future embarrassment of telling the computer technician that your keys are "stuck" and you have no idea why. 3. For women, no matter what you are truly wearing, such as: sweatpants, sweat shirt, torn bathrobe, slippers, t-shirt with stains on the front, bloomer underwear that could cover a car or be used for a parachute, always tell your potential cyber partner you are wearing a thong, garter belt with black stockings, and your best Wonderbra (the one

Rules Of Lounge
The New Rules ------------------------ 1.WHAT HAPPENS IN THE LOUNGE STAYS IN THE LOUNGE! IF YOU ARE ASKED BY ANYONE OUTSIDE OF THE Lounge, WHAT HAPPENS IN HERE, ITS NUNYA....NONE YA BUSINESS! 2. SHOW RESPECT TO ALL WHO ARE IN HERE! ANY NAME CALLING, BAD MOUTHING, WHAT HAVE YOU WILL *NOT* BE TOLERATED AND IT CAN BE A POSSIBLE INSTANT BANNING! 3.NO DRAMA OF ANY KIND IS WANTED OR NEEDED SO PLEASE KEEP IT TO YOUR SELF ANY PERSONAL BUSINESS KEEP IT IN SHOUT BOX AND YAHOO OR ANY WERE ELSE BUT THE LOUNGE! 4.NO LINK DROPING IN LOUNGE,OTHER THEN BY LOUNGE STAFF AND PROMOTERS,OR BY PERMISSION BYOWNER OR KEY PERSONAL OF LOUNGE! 5.NO WEAPONES OR DRUG TALK AND CHATTER OF ANY KIND IS PERMITTED IN LOUNGE! 6.No DISSRESPECTING OR BASHINHG OF LOUNGES OR MUSIC IN OUR LOUNGE! 7.ANY ONE WHO HAS A PROFILE IN OUR LOUNGE THAT LOOK OR ACTS LIKE THEY ARE UNDERAGE USSERS OR TO YOUNG

Rules For The Lounge
" ~~~~~LOUNGE RULES~~~~ 1. NO DRAMA WILL BE TOLERATED. STAFF HAVE TO SIGN...(AGREE) 2. START DRAMA 24 HR BANNNENEXT TIME YOU GET BANNED FOR LIFE 3. STAFF MUST BE THERE @ SET TIMES 4. BAG HEADS WILL BE ASK THE 3 TIMES TO GET A PIC AND THEN EJECTED THIS IS INCLUDING STAFF AND MANAGEMENT 5. NO LINK DROPPIN UNLESS APPROVED BY OWNER OR MANAGEMENT 6. REQUEST CAN BE POSTED IN LOUNGE FOR TIME BEING DO NOT ALLOW FREQUENT REQUEST... MUST ALLOW A SONG TO PLAY THROUGH PLEASE 7. STAFF IF YOU NEED OFF ASK AND MAKE SURE IT 3HRS BEFORE SHIFT .. OR EMERGANCEY ... 8. RULES CAN CHANGE AT ANYTIME SO PLZ CHECK THEM ONCE A MONTH 9. AND HAVE FUN THIS IS A PLACE TO RELAX AND CHILLAX NOW HIRING ALL STAFF:DJS,PROMOTERS,GREETERS,SECURITY: PLZ JOIN THE FAMILY AND HAVE A DRAMA FREE TIME

Rules
Here's what I tolerate. Ratings of tens or elevens. thumbs up. Fans. Friends. Good Words. HERE IS WHAT I DO NOT TOLERATE Ratings of ones - I will block you for a bit then unblock you and I hope you will leave me alone, because YOU do not want to mess with me. Thumbs down - If you want to be a hater? Go to another site. Bad words like asking for naked photos or anything sexual or harsh - Go to a porn site. Negatory behind my back - Go to another site. Asking of Ims and/or email - I don't give that out to strangers. So don't ask.

Rules And Reg
ok been sick for a lil while but here we go here are the rules for The Brethern 1. you must rate everyones who is a member the the group (pic). 2. YOU MUST TRY AND BRING IN NEW MEMBERS 3. If a person with in the group is tryn to level(yeah i know we all are) what i should have said post that they are (status, bullitens ect.) do everything in there power to try and help. 4. have fun and want to take over fu-bar and make all other groups bow at our feet 5. if a person rates everything in a founding members page(pic,stash,blogs,ect)then i can give them one of 7 tribe flags. tribe flags are not of major importance but just coo lil add ons for the club. (you can only be in one tribe and you cant change) you may be askin who are the founding members well ill have a album with there pic posted ok here we go if you want to join make your mark here and let me know

Rule #1: Respect
You have to speak to me with respect. I AM A LADY, MEN. I don't appreciate CRUDE behavior... at least not until I am comfortable with you, and believe me... I'LL LET YOU KNOW WHEN I AM. It will get more for you to be sweet and take it slow! Thanks!

Rule #2: Rate And Comment
If you have made it to seeing all my pics, then you have made it past rule number one! Congrats! NOW RATE AND COMMENT THEM! DO NOT JUST USE MY PICS TO GET YOURSELF OFF! My body is sacred, and you are BLESSED to be allowed to witness it. Remember that.

Rules
Rules of WYKD RADIO Lounge 1. NO caps are to be used unless done by Rain or with permission from Rain .... 2. NO DRAMA 3. Keep lounge R-rated at all times, we have new people coming in and we want them to stay..... 4. Speak to everyone that comes in and make them feel welcomed...... 5. Encourage conversation and be helpful when possible, if you don't know the correct information let them know who they can ask........ 6. Do not abuse your staff position......if you have someone causing a problem : A. Give warning B. Silence them ( report this to management ) C. Eject ( if problem persist ) ( report to management ) BANNING IS DONE BY MANAGEMENT ONLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 7. Report to management means to Rain or

The Rules
NOW HERES THE RULES 1. YOU MUST HAVE A SALUTE PIC 2. MUST HAVE YAHOO MESSANGER 3. YOU MUST BOMB AT LEAST 2 CONTESTS BEFORE YOU WILL RECEIVE YOUR MEMBERS ID CARD 4. YOU MUST ADD DEMON DRAGON BOMBERS TO YOUR NAME BEFORE BOMBING FOR THE FIRST TIME 5. WHEN ONLINE (IF A CONTEST IS GOING) YOU MUST BE BOMBING 6. NO DRAMA ALLOWED 7. IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ANY OTHER MEMBER OF THE FAMILY BRING IT TO DEMONWOLF 8. IF YOU DO NOT BOMB WHEN ASKED YOU WILL BE REMOVED, THIS IS A THREE STRIKE SYSTEM 9. HAVE FUN 10. SHOW EVERY ONE THE RESPECT THAT YOU WISH TO BE SHOWN 11. YOU MUST ADD ALL FAMILY MEMBERS TO YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY

The Rules For Being Human
1. You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it, but it will be yours for the entire period of this time around. 2. You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full-time informal school called Life. Each day in this school you will have the opprotunity to learn lessons. You may like the lessons of think them irrelevant and stupid. 3. There are no mistakes, only lessons. Growth is a process of trial and errors: Experimentation. The "failed" experiments are as much a part of the process as the experiment that ultimately "works." 4. A lesson is repeated until learned. A lesson will be presented to you in various forms until you have learned it. When you have learned it, you can then go on to the next lesson. 5. Learning lessons does not end. There is no part of life that does not contain its lessons. If you are alove, there are lessons to be learned. 6. "There" is no better than "here." When your "there" has become a "here," you will simply obtain another "there

Rules For The Djbattle
subject: RULES! post date: 2008-05-14 11:10:22 views: 80 comments: 2 ratings: 0 1. Sign up must be done by the 29th of May. 2. 2,000 fubucks must be given to Harley among sign up. (please let her know you sent it just to assure she got the fee) This fee will be among the winnings. 3. Winners will be decided by votes. 4. You must play all request (Unless your about to switch djs) If request is not played that will be one vote taken away. 5. Reject staff members can not vote! 6. There can only be one vote per person and they must be members of the lounge. 7. Only metal and metal like music may be played. (Metal/Rock/Industrial/Punk/Alternative….ect.) 8. No Show= Automatic Disqualification 9. First place receives 75 % of fees, plus a pimped out bully as well as tags and a morph. 10. Second place receives 25 % of entry fees, plus a tag. 11. First and Second place will be decided through a bracket system much like the playoffs in sports. (example: If A an

The Rules Of Rural Illinois Are As Follows:
THE RULES OF RURAL ILLINOIS ARE AS FOLLOWS: (Listen up City Slickers!) 1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Turn your cap right, your head isn't crooked. 3. Let's get this straight; it's called a "dirt road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. 4. They are cattle They're live steaks. That's why they smell funny to you. But they smell like money to us. Don't like it? Get over it. 5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 combines and hay balers that are driven only 3 weeks a year. 6. So every person in ILLINOIS waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept. 7. If that cell phone rings while an 8-point buck and 3 does are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time. 8. Yeah, we eat t

Rules For Membrship
> > RULES FOR JOINING SPIRIT OF GAIA LEVELERS 1. RATE FAN ADD ALL STAFF WITH A MESSAGE THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO JOIN. 2. ONCE YOU HAVE DONE THIS PLEASE SEND A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO THE GROUP REQUESTING THAT WE ADD YOU TO THE NEW MEMBERS FOLDER. 3. ALL STAFF NEED TO VOTE FOR YOU TO BECOME A MEMBER. 4. ONCE YOU HAVE REQUESTED MEMBERSHIP YOU WILL NEED TO RATE FAN AND ADD ALL PRESENT MEMBERS. IF IT IS NOTICED ALL THE ABOVE RULES HAVE NOT BEEN FOLLOWED YOU WILL BE REMOVED FROM MEMBERSHIP WE ARE ALL HERE TO HELP EACH OTHER AND DOING THESE THINGS WILL SHOW US YOU ARE REALLY INTERESTED IN BEING A FRIEND TO AND HELPING OTHERS. THANKS

Rules For Using My Certificates
MY RULES FOR USING MY WEDDING CERTIFICATES & DIVORCE DEGREES 1. FIRST U MUST NOTIFY ME BY PRIVET MESSAGE THAT YOU ARE HAVING A WEDDING AND WHICH MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE YOU WOULD LIKE TO HAVE. 2. I MUST BE PRESENT AT THE CEREMONY FOR THE CERTIFICATE TO BE CERTIFIED BY ME. 3. IN THE EVENT THAT I AM UNABLE TO ATTEND THE CEREMONY THE PERSON WHOM PERFORMED THE CEREMONY MUST NOTIFY ME BY PRIVET MESSAGE TO MAKE THE MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE AUTHENTIC. 4. ALLOW ME AT LEAST A WEEK TO GET YOU’RE CERTIFICATE TO YOU AS I MAY BE BUSY AT TIMES IF I GET IT DONE SOONER I WILL NOTIFY YOU BY PRIVET MESSAGE. 5. YOU MUST ALSO ADD RATE AND FAN ME SO THAT I MAY BE ABLE TO FIND YOU WHEN YOU’RE CERTIFICATE ARE DONE. 6. IF YOU WISH TO HAVE SOMETHING CHANGED ABOUT THE ORIGINAL CERTIFICATE PLEASE LET ME KNOW AND I WILL SEE WHAT I CAN DO. 7. IF YOU WOULD LIKE SOMETHING SPECIAL DONE PLEASE ASK AND I WILL SEE WHAT I CAN DO ALSO IF U HAVE A SPECIAL PICTURE YOU WOULD LIKE TO USE THAT’

Rules To The Train... Very Simple
1) Please R/F/A all exsisting riders 2) No Drama.... Don't bug people because they dont R/F/A You Fast enough..... We are all busy people.... 3) Name Changes Are Optional But Liked! 4) Please repost the bulletins.... Im Only One Person and can reach only so many new people. Well Thats About It.... If Drama Starts And Your The Center... You Will Be Kicked From The Train! Enjoy Your Ride!! ♥SexyMel

14 Rules Of Life
1) Don’t worry about what people think; they don’t do it very often. 2) Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car. 3) If you must choose between 2 evils, pick the 1 you’ve never tried before. 4) A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good. 5) Men are from earth and women are from earth. Deal with it! 6) No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes. 7) There is always 1 more imbecile than you counted on. 8) Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. 9) Someone who thinks logically provides nice contrast to the real world. 10) It ain’t the jeans that make your butt look fat. 11) There is a very fine line between being on MySpace and mental illness. 12) People who want to share their religious views with you, almost never want you to share yours with them. 13) You should not confuse your career with your life. 14) The

Rules For Any Of My Contest !!!!!
A FEW SIMPLE RULES ... No NSFW Pics Or Course. Self Comment Bombing Is Allowed And Encouraged. Bombing Families Are Also Allowed To Help. NO DRAMA.I REPEAT NO DRAMA!NO ACCUSING PEOPLE OF CHEATING I DON'T WANT TO HERE GO TELL SOMEONE THAT WANTS TO LISTEN TO IT.BECAUSE IM NOT GONNA LISTEN TO IT! Anyone Being Disrespectful Or Bringing Any Drama To The Contest Will Be Removed Immediately. NO EXCEPTIONS IF SOMEONE COME TO ME ONCE I MIGHT OVER LOOK IT . THE SECOND TIME SCREENSHOT IT AND THEY WILL BE REMOVED FROM THE CONTEST Immediately. NO QUESTIONS ASKED! Happy Women! YOU HAVE YOUR 1ST WARNING NO 2ND CHANCE HAVE A NICE NIGHT EVERYONE HAPPY BPOMBING!! PAINTER

Rules - Read Often
INTRODUCING~OMEGA BOMBERS~We are a new family here on the Fu and want to have some fun.BUT...As with all families, we have to have some rules.#1 - Everyone is required to Rate/Fan/Add ALL family members. This can be easily accomplished because their is a folder that has every members picture in it. Each one is ripped so that you can go directly to their page. If it is found that you haven't done so, you will be asked to correct the situation or submit your resignation. Those are the only 2 choices.#2 - If you are CURRENTLY in a contest or have one coming up in the near future, DO NOT ask to join this family. The reason is, we are about fairness to all family members and if you are just joining for help, scroll on by.#3 - There will be NO MORE THAN 2 family members in a contest at the same time. Before you enter into a contest, please submit a request to the homepage for approval. ALSO, before submitting a request, you MUST be actively bombing for no less than 10 days before hand

11 Rules Of Fubar
Lets See Who Is paying Attention THE fubar RULES ONE If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" "sexy bitch" "arnt i hot" doesn't convince anyone. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic. Make the bulletin once if you have to, and those who actually care about you will comment on your pics. SIX If all your pictures look

11 Rules Of Fubar
So very, very True !!! THE fubar RULES ONE If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" "sexy bitch" "arnt i hot" doesn't convince anyone. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic. Make the bulletin once if you have to, and those who actually care about you will comment on your pics. SIX If all your pictures look the same

The Rules Of Leavenworth
1. If you don't have all your ID's and decals in order.....your fucked 2. If you drive over 50 miles an hour even when the posted speed limit says 65.....your fucked. 3. If you say Hi and not Howdy in leavenworth.....your fucked. 4. If you tell a cop that your just visiting when they've seen you around for a week....your fucked. 5. If you call soda, soda and not a coke....your fucked 6. If you actually have this thing called something to do and it's not working at the prison......your fucked 7. If your from the city and you come to the place called leavenworth which is out in the country......YOUR FUCKED

Rules For Dating My Daughter...
APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor. NAME____________________________________ DATE OF BIRTH_____________ HEIGHT___________ WEIGHT____________ IQ__________ GPA Grid_____________ INCOME TAX FILE NUMBER _________________ DRIVERS LICENSE ________________ BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES__________________________________________ HOME ADDRESS_______________________ CITY/STATE___________ POSTODE______ Do you have parents? ___Yes ___No Is one male and the other female? ___Yes ___No If No, explain: ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ Number of years they have been married ______________________________ If less than your age, explain ____________________________________________________________

The Rules!
Want some Goodies!! So it's simple...As most know My old account had thousands of friends and fans and was almost a Godfather...In an attempt to get back there this is what I will try... Refer your friends to me! I will have a blog to keep track of all this and you can check at anytime to see how many referals you have and who they were. To get a referal they must rate me a 10 or higher Fan me and send a request that says your name... Its gotta be your screen name so I know exactly who sent them. Ok so what do you get? $1000 fubucks per referal! Once you hit 10 you get an extra $5000 fubucks! Once you hit 20...you get a perm. blog pimpout and bully. Get 30 and then you get an extra &20,000 fubucks! once you pass 30 you get $2000 per friends request! With extra bonuses to be thrown in as well! How easy is this! make a blog or a bully and repost it a few times and get paid for it! Anybody on my friends list can play! Saving for a spotlight?

Rules & Guidelines
Rules And Guidlines 1. We are here to bomb, no drama! We are simple, and want to keep it fun. 2. If you would like to enter a contest please message the group to get your name on the list. We will have 5 ongoing contests / giveaways at a time. Once one is finished the next person on the list will be put in that slot. You can be put on the list no matter how long you have been a member. So long as your helping others! If your time on the list comes up and you chose not to do a contest, you will be moved back to the bottom of the list. 3. Please add our name to your title 4. You must Fan / Rate / Add everyone on the list once you are accepted. Please let them know you are a new member so they will accept. 5. All members will have their photo put into a pic folder. 6. We know everyone has lives outside of fubar. We do not expect you to bomb 24/7. But we do expect you to do your share. If we feel you are not pulling your share you will be removed from the group after

Rules Of Washington D.c.
- If it's worth fighting for, it's worth fighting dirty for. - Don't lie, cheat or steal...unnecessarily. - There is always one more son of a gun than you counted on. - An honest answer can get you into a lot of trouble. - The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant. - Chicken Little only has to be right once. - "NO" is only an interim response. - You can't kill a bad idea. - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried. - The truth is a variable. - A porcupine with his quills down in just another fat rodent. - You can agree with any concept or notional future option, in principle, but fight implementation every step of the way. - A promise is not a guarantee. - If you can't counter the argument, leave the meeting.

Rules & Regulations
RULES & REGULATIONS FOR STAFF OF FORBIDDEN INC. 1. ALL STAFF.. FROM THE OWNERS TO THE GREETERS.. HAVE TO GREET PEOPLE AS THEY COME INTO THE LOUNGE. YOU NEED TO SAY HI AND WELCOME AT THE MININUM. TRY TO STRIKE UP A CONVERSATION WITH THEM ESPECIALLY IF YOU NOTICE THEY HAVE NOT JOINED IN OR IF NO ONE ELSE HAS STARTED ONE WITH THEM. 2. ENFORCERS... YOU ARE THERE TO BE SECURITY FOR THE LOUNGES BUT YOU ARE TO GREET AND WELCOME AS MUCH AS ANY OTHER STAFF MEMBER. 3. ENFORCERS... THERE ARE PROPER DROPS TO BE USED IN THE CHAT DEPENDING ON THE SITUATION. WHATCH FOR THOSE SITUATIONS TO OCCUR AND DROP THE PROPER DROPS. USE THE DROPS THAT HAVE THE LINKS TO THE TUTORIAL IN THEM IF YOU DONT HAVE THOSE HIT SOMEONE WHO DOES UP AND GET THEM.DO NOT BE MEAN AS YOU DEAL WITH PEOPLE IN THE LOUNGE. TAKE THEM TO SHOUT BOX AND STILL BE NICE. EVEN IN A SITUATION WHERE YOU HAVE TO EJECT OR BAN SOMEONE BE NICE ABOUT IT. 4. ALL STAFF... NO ONE IS TO CALL DOWN ANOTHER STAFF MEMBER IN THE LOUNGE FOR ANY R

Rules For The Ladies
Rules Girls Need To Live By • Most guys aren’t even worth it. • Boys that are good in bed are never good boys. • Never wait by the phone. NEVER! • Sometimes when you’re single it’s good to make your friends in relationships jealous. • It’s ok to have a mouth on you that can make a sailor blush. • Believe in second chances, but not thirds, because they usually cheat on you then, too. • Fuck regrets, there’s no such thing. • You can tell everything about a person by the way they kiss…..EVERYTHING. • Know at least one person that you could end up in jail with because you’re just that crazy together. • There are only a few things in life more genuine than the smile you get when you think about THAT crush. • There is absolutely nothing wrong with tattoos. In fact, they’re pretty damn sexy – to some people anyways. • Never go after a guy with baggage. Who needs the drama, really? • Text messaging and phone calls should NOT be allowed while drinking. • Learn from your mista

Rules For Happy Hour Contest
OK HERE ARE SOME BREIF RULES FOR MY CONTEST. 1. IS YOU ABSOLUTELY MUST BE A MEMBER OF HIP HOPZ TO JOIN OR WIN.. 2. THERE WILL BE 3 DISTINCT PRIZES AND 3 SEPERATE POSSIBLE WAYS YOU CAN WIN THIS WILL DETERMINE WHAT YOU WIN.. 3. WHAT YOU WILL BE REQUIRED TO DO IS THROUGHOUT HIP HOPZ STAFF PROFILES WILL BE CLUES AS TO WHAT YOU NEED, IT COULD BE IN THERE PICS IT COULD BE ANYWHERE ON THERE PAGES( I WILL NOT TELL ANYONE WHERE THESE ARE WELL ONE PERSON BUT SHHHHH)THIS IS WHERE YOUR WORK WILL BE CUT OUT FOR YOU. 4. EACH CLUE WILL TAKE YOU TO A SPECIFIC PERSON WHERE U ASK THEM A QUESTION OR GIVE THEM A ANSWER TO A CLUE U HAVE FOUND...IT COLD BE FOR EXAMPLE YOU NEED A PIC OF YOU IN YOUR BEST 70S DISCO WEAR SHOW SMOOTH HOW U DO THE JOHN TRAVOLTA STAYING ALIVE DANCE (THAT IS JUST A EXAMPLE).... 5. I WILL HAVE A BONUS QUESTION AND THIS IS HOW U WIN THE HAPPY HOUR..THERE IS ONLY ONE WINNER. TO WIN A PRIZE YOU MUST HAVE ANSWERED EACH QUESTION AND HAVE KEPT THE PICS OF EACH CLUE U ANSWERE

Rules For Every Man....
1) You should always know the following items about your woman/partner/girlfriend/wife (it will come in handy for rule 4). -Her favorite color (ie purple) -Her favorite flower (ie calla lillies) -Her favorite sweet (ie white chocolate covered oreos) -Her favorite treat (ie hanging out at the book store with a wad of cash) -Her jewelry preference (ie simple, silver or gold - no frills) 2) You are in control of the mood of your woman and your house (if you live together). -How you treat her directly impacts her mood and that of your household. What is even better is that she amplifies your mood 10 times over! If you are kind and sweet to her she will be that and more to you, your children, your friends, anyone that happens to interact with you. 3) If you have children, remember they belong to BOTH of you! You do not babysit them AND you should be responsible for finding daycare at least half the time. 4) Every woman needs unexpected random acts of kindness ( like v

Rules To Get On The List......
Ok, To get on my family list it is rather simple. you can do it in one of a few ways, 1) buy a happy hour (lifetime and Top Family rating) 2) buy a blast (gets a lifetime add) 3) give 100K fubucks (gets 18 months) 4) give 50K fubucks (gets 6 months) once you do one of those, i will add you to the family list, and then you can see all the pics that are family

Rules For Tonight Contest
OK THE RULES ARE FAIRLY SIMPLE... I WILL ASK 3 QUESTIONS EVERY 30 MINUTES I WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS IN THE LOUNGE AS WELL AS POST THEM IN HERE. THE QUESTIONS WILL BE ABOUT VARIOUS HIP HOPZ MEMBERS YOU WILL NEED TO LOOK AT THE CLUES AND GIVE THE FUBAR USERS NAME AND THE PIC OR WHATEVER THE CLUE IS TALKING ABOUT. EXAMPLE: HOW YOU WOULD ANSWER--DJ T SMOOTH AND PIC JUST ME AND BILL COLLETCORS.( THAT IS A EXAMPLE OF HOW YOU COULD ANSWER.) YOU CAN NOT ENTER IF YOU ARE NOT A MEMBER. YOU CAN NOT ANSWER IN THE LOUNGE THIS WILL GET YOU IMMEDIATELY DISQUALIFIED. THERE WILL BE 3 QUESTIONS WE WILL ASK INCASE OF A TIE THE FIRST TO ANSWER WINS. PLEASEEE WAIT TILL THE END OF THE CONTEST TO HIT UP COURTNEY WITH ALL THE ANSWERS TO YOUR QUESTIONS... YOU MUST BE HERE FOR THE DURATION OF THE CONTEST (NOT COUNTIN THE FUBAR GLITCH WHERE YOU JUST LEAVE AND RE ENTER AT RANDOM THATS IT GOOD LUCK ANDPLEASE HAVE FUN!!! HERE ARE THE FIRST 3 QUESTIONS 1.this girl can be seen fatal

Rules
Guys...your not hearing me..when were in the shout box..remember..there could be 5-6 other peeps in there with u..I NEED TIME 2 RESPOND BACK 2 YOU...I CAN ONLY GO SO FAST...I KNOW U WANT MY ATTENTION..THAT'S KOOL....BUT SOME OF U R GETTING MAD CAUSE I DON'T GET BACK 2 U IN ONE SECOND. IF I HEAR 1 RUDE COMMENT..OR WHAT I EVEN THINK IS RUDE...OF ANY SORTS....YOUR GONE.....DELETED....FINISHED..THAT FAST...THAT APPLIES NOT ONLY 2 ME..BUT TO ALL OF MY STILLETO GIRLS AS WELL. THERE'S PLENTY OF OTHER GIRLS ON HERE U CAN TALK TO I'M SURE. KISSES..jenny GUYS....DO NOT HOUND..ANY MODEL U TALK 2 ON HERE..& ESPECIALLY ME..BY HOUND I MEAN KEEP ASKING 4 ME 2 BE YOUR GIRL WHEN U LIVE 3000 MILES AWAY & KEEP ASKING WHY NOT 10 TIMES. IT TAKES TIME 2 TYPE U A RESPONSE & ONCE I CAN SEE..BUT 2 ASK ME THE SAME QUESTION OVER & OVER.. I WANNA BE NICE 2 U & FLIRT & MAKE U HAPPY..SO KEEP ME HAPPY... July 15 2008...Today I just blocked 2 former fans 4 being rude.. I was on my si

Rules Part 2
Ill start over again here 1. Salutes: You NEED to have one. For Me 2 Add You (if u only have US listed as where you live.. I wont add you either) 2. I clean Out my list monthly..So: No Salute, I Dont Talk To You Everyday,I'll Delete you...... unless: You live in ohio.. Or VERY close to me in Northern Ky... 3. Again I don't want to be your fu-anything, not you fu girlfriend, not ur fu wifey, not ur fu ANYTHING.. 4. I'm very close to some people on here. Which means I'd do anything for them. They know who they are. And what they mean to me. 5. YOU WILL NOT SEE MY NSFW Files. Just because you add me to YOUR family. Dosnt mean I'll add you to mine. (I SOMETIMES have them open to everyone on my friends list) 6. Don't try and start a "war" with me on here. With your lounge BS drama. I'm very loyal to mine. Always will be. If i hang out in yours. Its more then likely because I'm friends with the staff in there... 7. Dont call me fucking call me pet names, again im

Rules
1. Any Disrespect of Staff and Members will result in an automatic BAN 2.NO DRAMA ( thats your First Warning ) One more and you will be banned 3.NO LINK DROPING ( with out Permission from owner or staff) 4.NO Racial comment ( automatic Eject and Ban) 5.NO Bad Mouthing Other Lounge/Groups/Family/Stations (One Warning then eject and Ban ) 6.Out and Out Sexual Conversation is an automatic eject and Ban 7ANY Harassing of the Members Will Result in a eject and ban 8.NO BAG Heads Must have a Profile Pic 9.Every New Member Must Comment that they have read and Understand the Rules 10. IF YOU HAVE MODS AND ARE FOUND TO HAVE EIDTED ANY THING YOU WILL BE BANNED ON THE SPOT (unless told to do so by owners ) 11.ALL Members Must Repost the Promo Bulletin at least twice while on line delete

Rules To Live By
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often. 3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car. 4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. 5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. 6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. 8. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention! It never fails. ) 9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. 10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip. 11. Bills travel through the mail at t

Rules
I live my life by my own personal set of rules it makes things work a whole lot better for me that is . But there are those out there that constantly ask me why I do things by rules. Me, its simpler to have rules that a person lays down for themselves or in business. But you will always have people who will try to have you break your own personal rules of conduct. And to them I tell them to back off I will never break my rules for anyone for any reason . If they want to think that way I will personally show them the door. The person will have to understand this at the time they hire me to do a job . People have also asked me why I will not work for money , my answer is I really don't need it , I believe in the old barter system of favor for favor . If they can't understand that I am not interested

The Rules For This Album
Sexy Silky Picture Album Here's the rules... You must be added to my family to see it... ~ Bling packs, blasts, hh and other fu goodies ~ ~ Rate 200 or more of my photos 10 or better~ ~ Rate my Whole stash.~ Message me for other ways that I will add you to my family. Absolutly no crude or in appropriate comments. I must give credit where credit is due, My b/f was kind enough to take most of those photos, and it is with his approval only that I will post in that folder. Thanks for understanding, Judy

Rule Of 3 = 0
Does it flow like a waterfall, and in some twisted way do you feel beauty in it, because of the way it flows. Flows to perfection taking your will with it and everything that life was and making you live in a reality where the past nor the future exists to where you can even think about it. This is what I felt one Sunday. All I could think about was the fate that God made a rainbow for ensuring me and wondering how anything could change that. I was thinking of an unborn child and though it was impossible in my brain to even think of why i felt this pain for a child that I was TOLD was not mine, I felt its death inside my soul mate that never was. I didn't know it at the time all I could see was rivers upon rivers of sadness. What purpose did it serve to obey and yet it never was? I sent her a picture of the water we looked at as we held each other, and as I saw the happiest woman that there ever was...along with words-phrases-lyrics , 5 of them from 3 songs that only we know what

Rules
LOUNGE RULES 1. No bashing of staff, other loungers, or other lounges 2. Absolutely NO drama! If you have a problem with someone or something, take it outside the lounge to the shoutbox or IM. 3. DO NOT ask the ladies on cam to "go private". 4. Do not drop links or plug anything in the lounge without permission from the management. 5. Most importantly, HAVE FUN! A FEW THINGS TO REMEMBER 1. Be respectful and show some class. Paying someone a compliment or flirting is perfectly fine, but there is a line. If a girl tells you she is taken, or doesn't respond to your comments in a positive way, take a hint. 2. NO means NO. Don't repeatedly ask someone in the lounge for their YIM or to see their pic folders that are set to private. Give your hormones a rest, if a girl wants you to have her YIM she will give you her info. FAILURE TO FOLLOW THESE SIMPLE GUIDELINES WILL RESULT IN YOU GETTING BOOTED AND/OR BANNED.

The Rules Have Changed
So it would appear that the rules have changed quite a bit regarding the salute picture that is required to level. They have decided to make it easier for liars and fakes to use FUBAR. I don't agree with this and have decided to change my own rules just a bit. If you are a level 10 or higher and you don't have a salute picture to prove who you are or you refuse to get on cam in some way that I can see you are who you say you are. You will be removed from my friends list. Unless I have talked to you for a while and know who you are, you are gone. I don't deal well with fakes and liars. If you are too much of a chicken to prove you aren't a liar then you might as well remove yourself from my list ASAP. I don't mind people adding me that are new but if you reach level 10 and you refuse to salute then you will be removed as quickly as you were added. NO QUESTIONS ASKED!!

Rules
LOUNGE RULES FOR 1. THIS IS A COUPLES ONLY LOUNGE 2. OUT AND OUT SEX WILL GET YOU EJCETED AND BANNED 3. ALL COUPLES MUST JOIN TOGEATHER 4. NO LINK DROPING 5.SHOW STAFF AND OWNER RESPECT 6. HAVE FUN AND ENJOY THE LOUNGE ***CLICK THE LINK TO REJOIN THE LOUNGE***

Rules Rules Rules
Well I think I just officially broke my blog cherry guys and gals, but I figured this would be the best way to get out my message if anything would. First I'd like to say that I truly appreciate any and all gifts that are sent my way, but can I please ask for a simple favor? 1) Please do not put NSFW profile comments on my page. 2) Do not send me private or anonymous gifts. I think I'm an open enough book that if you can't send them to me out in the open, then I'd rather you not send them at all. I do have a very good reason for asking this, and out of respect for me, I'm asking you to please abide by it. Thanks again, Brad

Rules
LOUNGE RULES 1. Any Disrespect of Staff and Members will result in an automatic BAN 2.NO DRAMA ( thats your First Warning ) One more and you will be banned 3.NO LINK DROPING ( with out Permission from owner or staff) 4.NO Racial comment ( automatic Eject and Ban) 5.NO Bad Mouthing Other Lounge/Groups/Family/Stations (One Warning then eject and Ban ) 6.Out and Out Sexual Conversation is an automatic eject and Ban 7ANY Harassing of the Members Will Result in a eject and ban 8.NO BAG Heads Must have a Profile Pic 9.Every New Member Must Comment that they have read and Understand the Rules 10. IF YOU HAVE MODS AND ARE FOUND TO HAVE EIDTED ANY THING YOU WILL BE BANNED ON THE SPOT (unless told to do so by owners ) 11.ALL Members Must Repost the Promo Bulletin at least twice while on line ***CLICK ON LINKTO TAKE U THERE***

Rules Of Engagement
Been a while since I've sat here and just rambled. Suppose tonight is as good a night as any. What's the topic of discussion for the night...Hmmm how about common sense.I know you people have it or you wouldn't be able to read this. literally. since I got such a response to the spring cleaning bulletin thought I woudl set the record straight. of course I'll do it with a question. After knowing me for a moment any fool can tell there is one thing I value greatly, freedom. So why in god's name do people think that's it's cool to attempt to control, change or other wise mold me? I'm going to go with: 1) they have absolutely no common sense and can't put it together that I'm not only offended but the governments attempt to control me but by any attempt made against my freedom. 2) After talking to me for a while they become comfortable and think I won't eliminate an issue. 3) They have forgotten that I'm a huge fan of the truth. or 4) as one of my best friends once said : Your IQ mu

The Rules *pls Read*
PLEASE READ 1.) IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME, PLEASE REFRAIN FROM CALLING ME BABE, BABY, SWEETIE, HONEY, ETC. ITS REALLY ANNOYING WHEN YOU GET CALLED THAT A 100 TIMES A DAY ON HERE. 2.) PLEASE DON'T ASK ME QUESTIONS YOU SHOULD ALREADY HAVE THE ANSWERS TO. LIKE HOW OLD ARE YOU OR WHERE ARE YOU FROM? THE ANSWERS ON MY PROFILE READ IT. 3.) I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU ON CAM. 4.) BY THE WAY I DON'T WANT SEE YOU ON CAM (JUST IN CASE YOU MISSED IT THE FIRST TIME) 5.) I DON'T RATE OR COMMENT ON NFSW PICS. 6.) WHICH MEANS I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR PENIS. SO DON'T EVEN ASK. 7.) I DON'T HAVE ANY MESSENGERS, YAHOO, AOL, MSN, ETC. SO NO NEED TO ASK. 8.) I DON'T WANT TO HELP YOU GET OFF EITHER. SUSCRIBE TO PORN IF YOU WANT THAT. 9.) I DON'T WANT TO TALK DIRTY WITH OR TO YOU SO DO EVEN TRY. AND IN CASE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT DIRTY IS THAT WOULD BE ANY SEXUAL CONVERSATION. 10.) AND YES I DO HAVE A N.S.F.W. PIC. NOTICE I SAID A PIC WHICH MEANS 1. AND YOU CAN'T SEE ANYTHING IN IT. SO

11 Rules Of The Earth
1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked. 2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them. 3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there. 4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy. 5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal. 6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved. 7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained. 8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself. 9. Do not harm little children. 10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food. 11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If

Rules
1. The Female always makes THE RULES. 2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice. 3. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES. 4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some of THE RULES. 5. The Female is never wrong. 6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong. 7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding. 8. The Female can change her mind at any time. 9. The Male must never change his mind without the express written consent of The Female. 10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time. 11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset. 12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset. 13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times. 14. At all times, what i

10 Rules For Being Human
Ten Rules for Being Human by Cherie Carter-Scott 1. You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it, but it's yours to keep for the entire period. 2. You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full-time informal school called, "life." 3. There are no mistakes, only lessons. Growth is a process of trial, error, and experimentation. The "failed" experiments are as much a part of the process as the experiments that ultimately "work." 4. Lessons are repeated until they are learned. A lesson will be presented to you in various forms until you have learned it. When you have learned it, you can go on to the next lesson. 5. Learning lessons does not end. There's no part of life that doesn't contain its lessons. If you're alive, that means there are still lessons to be learned. 6. "There" is no better a place than "here." When your "there" has become a "here", you will simply obtain another "there" that will again look better than "here." 7. Other people are merely mir

Rule Changes
Major Stash and MUMM changes coming soon... post date: 2008-09-10 05:23:59 views: 2559 comments: 264 ratings: 0 hey everyone, STASH: in the next week or 2 i'll be moving the Stash to some new equipment. instead of trying to get all the old stuff onto the new gear, we're just going to start fresh. once we move to the new equipment, the old stash entries will be gone forever. if you have anything important in your Stash that you'd like to keep, go into your stash, edit the entry, cut & paste it and mail it to yourself. when the new stash is live, you can then cut & paste the old items into the new stash and you'll be set. in addition to running on new equipment, i'm going to tweak some of the settings on the Stash's so that we can add more features to it later. one of these changes will be reducing the number of total stash entries you can have on your account. it will be a small number, probably around 15 to 25. the idea is to keep the important/good stuff in it and le

Rules And Prizes
Ok To let everyone know each month we will have a prize for our best bomber and for our best level helper. The Prizes you will have your choice each month: *$20 bling pack *7-day blast *1-month V.I.P. During the month we will be giving small prizes when you least expect it for any reason. Show your family your hard work and dedication and you will be rewarded. thank you all Thank you Angel Eyes, MsBratt, BassTracker

Rules Of The South - Learn 'em!
THE RULES OF THE SOUTH ARE AS FOLLOWS: 1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Turn your cap right, your head isn't crooked. 3. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get the damn thing out of the way. 4. They are cattle. That's why they smell to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-40 goes east and west, I-75 goes north and south. Pick one. 5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 cotton strippers that are driven only 3 weeks a year. 6. So every person in the south waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept. 7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of doves are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time. 8. Yeah, we eat catfish & crawfish. You really want

Rules For The Destroyer Of The Day (d.o.d.)
D.O.D. is the person in the family that gets all the sttention for one day!!! Everybody needs to go and rate this person, pictures, stash, etc. The thing is the person who is the DOD will pick the DOD for the next day. So it is important that you hit that person hard to give yourself a good chance of getting picked. Be patient though, everybody will have a chance at this. Just make sure you rate the DOD and you will get your chance at being the DOD. Once you get the DOD once then you cant get it again. Also the person who is the DOD for the day does not have to return rates they can if they want but they dont have to. Also the crew leaders and cofounders are not eligible for this!! Thing to remember.. Rate the DOD everyday and you will get your chance at being DOD..Thanx your friend Scooter!!

Rules
INTRODUCING~OMEGA BOMBERS~We are a new family here on the Fu and want to have some fun.BUT...As with all families, we have to have some rules.#1 - Everyone is required to Rate/Fan/Add ALL family members. This can be easily accomplished because their is a folder that has every members picture in it. Each one is ripped so that you can go directly to their page. If it is found that you haven't done so, you will be asked to correct the situation or submit your resignation. Those are the only 2 choices.#2 - If you are CURRENTLY in a contest or have one coming up in the near future, DO NOT ask to join this family. The reason is, we are about fairness to all family members and if you are just joining for help, scroll on by.#3 - There will be NO MORE THAN 2 family members in a contest at the same time. Before you enter into a contest, please submit a request to the homepage for approval. ALSO, before submitting a request, you MUST be actively bombing for no less than 2 weeks before hand

Rules
WYKD lounge has decided to start enforceing some rules. 1. no cyber 2. respect staff 3. no atacking other members others will be added later. if you break rules first time you will be silenced second you will be ejected again you will be banned. this goes for all staff and members no matter who you are you are not above the rules. to staff if you break rules it makes the lounge look bad.

86 Rules Of Drinking.
1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during Happy Hour. 2. Always toast before doing a shot. 3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast. 4. Change your toast at least once a month. 5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake. 6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb. 7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night. 8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails. 9. Get the bartenders attention with eye contact and a smile. 10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink. 11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now Im going to get drunk. I hate shots. It's coming back up. 12. Never, ever tell a bar

Rules To Live By
1. If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Don't worry about what people think; they don't do it very often. 3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. 4. It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat. 5. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. 6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. 8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission. 9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. 10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip. 11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. 12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good. 13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway. 14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it. 15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

Rules Of Combat
USMC 1. Bring a weapon. Preferably, bring at least two. Bring all of your friends who have weapons. Bring their friends who have weapons. 2. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive. 3. Only hits count. Close doesn't count. The only thing worse than a miss is a slow miss. 4. If your shooting stance is good, you're probably not moving fast enough, nor using cover correctly. 5. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral and diagonal movement are preferred.) 6. If you can choose what to bring to a gunfight, bring a big weaponand a friend with a big weapon. 7. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived and who didn't. 8. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating, reloading, and running. 9. Accuracy is relative: most combat shooting is more dependent on "pucker factor" than the inherent accuracy of the weapon.

The Rules Of Love..
1. Oral Sex does not count. 2. If you can't remember the person's name the following day, doesn't count. 3. If you failed to call the person back to have more sex, doesn't count. 4. If neither of you achieved orgasm, doesn't count. 5. Sex with a friend, doesn't count, it's just another thing you share. 6. If the act was so lame, you leave thinking "did I shave my legs for this", doesn't count. 7. An old flame, doesn't count. 8. An ex-spouse, doesn't count ,refer to this as a "pity ****". 9. Masturbating in front of someone while they do the same, sorry, not sex...not cheating. 10. Cyber-sex - NO WAY - this is glorified masturbation. 11. Two heterosexual women having fun, not sex. 12. Kissing body parts is not cheating. 13. An act to make a married person feel good about themselves, not sex, BUT only if you do not know their significant other. 14. An act committed while you were intoxicated, doesn't count. 15. An act committed with a family memb

16 Rules To Live By
1. Get and stay out of your comfort zone. I believe that not much happens of any significance when we're in our comfort zone. I hear people say, "But I'm concerned about security." My response to that is simple: "Security is for cadavers." 2. Never give up. Almost nothing works the first time it's attempted. Just because what you're doing does not seem to be working, doesn't mean it won't work. It just means that it might not work the way you're doing it. If it was easy, everyone would be doing it, and you wouldn't have an opportunity. 3. When you're ready to quit, you're closer than you think. There's an old Chinese saying that I just love, and I believe it is so true. It goes like this: "The temptation to quit will be greatest just before you are about to succeed." 4. With regard to whatever worries you, not only accept the worst thing that could happen, but make it a point to quantify what the worst thing could be. Very seldom will the worst consequence be anywhere near as

Rules?
Due to some recent events in my life and in the news I have become disgusted with the state of how men act and how they treat women these days. I understand that to some degree some women are at fault for the things that happen but that isn’t an excuse in my book. Some of you know me well enough to know I was raised old-fashioned. For those of you who don’t know me, I was raised to respect women and be a gentleman at all times.Now I admit that in these days and times it is hard to be a gentleman but I still do it as much as possible. I don’t care if people see it as a joke or something out of date.... cause how can respect be out of date. So to this I have decided to start a list of rules to pass around here and everywhere else I can to try to bring back the idea gentleman and manhood in its best forms. For those of you who read this I thank you for taking the time and I hope this idea takes off like I want it to. Please leave any comments that you think may help me out... I will rea

Rules Of Drunk Dialing!!!
1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2.It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 3.If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. "Mom I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you" 4.Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something. 5.Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6.Drunk texting is alright... If you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 7.It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night. 8.You can also call this same ex and let her know, t

The Rules Of The Drunk Tank Marquee Style
Rules of the lounge No bagheads,No link dropping unless approved by staff Only Steven Drunk1 and Jessa are aloud in the coding Just dont be a douche and enjoy,No Emo's Rules of the lounge No bagheads,No link dropping unless approved by staff Only Steven Drunk1 and Jessa are aloud in the coding Just dont be a douche and enjoy,No Emo's Rules of the lounge No bagheads,No link dropping unless approved by staff Only Steven Drunk1 and Jessa are aloud in the coding Just dont be a douche and enjoy,No Emo's

Rules
RULES HIS OR HER’S Yes Sir….. As you wish….. Upon your command….. Only to please you…. Who needs who? Who is taking what? She gives her all He takes all she has… Who is wrong or right? Who really wins? The ultimate desire to please Or The insatiable desire to be pleased? His rules or her pleasures?

The Rules Of The Fu
This is great...you should read. The fuck you's of fubar! Fuck You#1 OK PEOPLE STOP POSTING Bulletins saying GOODNIGHTS ON Fubar . ITS NOT LIKE Fubar IS UR FUCKING HUSBAND OR WIFE TO SAY GOOD NIGHT To DUMB ASS. Fuck You #2 To the people who have like 25,000 friends;Are you fucking serious? You're stupid. Go play in traffic.point hoe's Fuck you #3 Don't ever post pictures and say: "OMG, I'm so ugly" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. If you do you're a fucking moron. Fuck you #4 NOBODY cares about threats over the internet, so don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the Special Olympics; Even if you win, you're still retarded. Fuck You #5 Quit crying because you're not on someones 'Top friend or family memeber '. Who cares?!? ITS Fubar !!! If you really cared that much, you would pick up the damn phone! Fuck you #6 Who really cares if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don't

Rules For The Non-military
Dear Civilians: 'We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance: 1. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem - kick their ass. 2. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest - kick their ass. 3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull t hem aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass. 4. (GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing

The Rules
SO YOU THINK YOU ARE TO GROWN TO SIT ON SANTA'S LAP AND TELL HIM THAT U BEEN GOOD OR BAD AND ASK HIM WHAT U WANT THIS YEAR, WELL YOUR IN LUCK. SANTA HAS TAKEN TIME OUT OF HIS BUSY SCHEDULE TO MAKE HIMSELF AVAILABLE TO EVERYONE ON FUBAR. WELL EVERYONE THAT WANTS TO MAKE A SALUTE LETTING HIM KNOW WHAT U WANT. YES ITS A XMAS SALUTE CONTEST HOSTED BY SANTA.THE CONTEST STARTS AS SOON AS U READ THIS AND ENDS AT 6PM ON XMAS EVE. THE WINNERS WILL BE CHOSEN BY A PANEL OF JUDGES. THE THREE JUDGES WILL REMAIN ANONYMOUS AND WILL BE JUDGING ON ORIGINALITY, SEXYNESS AND WELL WHAT ONES THEY THINK ARE THE BEST. FIRST PRIZE WILL BE AUTO 11 BLING AND SECOND PRIZE WILL BE A 1 MONTH VIP OR 7 DAY BLAST AND THIRD WELL THANKS FOR PLAYING. SANTA WILL LEAVE IT ALL UP TO THE JUDGES. RATES AND COMMENTS HELP BUT THEY WILL NOT DETERMINE THE WINNER. TO ENTER PLEASE PRIVATE MESSAGE ME A LINK TO UR SALUTE AND I WILL POST IT IN MY CONTEST FOLDER, TWO SALUTES PER PERSON MAX.

Rules For The Non -military
Rules for the Non -Military Dear Civilians, 'We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance: 1. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem - kick their ass. 2.When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest - kick their ass. 3.Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass.

Rules For Non Military - Thanks Oldfart77!
Rules for the Non -Military Dear Civilians, 'We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance: 1. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem - kick their ass. 2.When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest - kick their ass. 3.Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass. 4.(GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend tha

Rules
> 1. Whenever you see me online or i call it is your job to drop whatever you're doing, (unless you absolutely can't) and get me off. > > 2. Whenever you hear my voice the first thing you will do is touch your pussy, directly if alone, discreetly and quickly if not alone. > > 3. Whenever you cum you will call just before you do and leave me a short voicemail and cum for me. > > 4. You are my slut, will refer to yourself as such, and will do what I ask when I ask. > > 5. You will give yourself 20 lashes each morning. > > 6. Every now and then when you can, send a pic on my phone > > 7. Whenever you have sex, you will call and get me off ASAP, either live or by voicemail. > >

The Rules And Regulations
The rules are simple. 1. It is mandatory that you be a member of Chocolate Desires. So if your not a member join up. http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=60284 No Purchase Neccesary. 2. No copying or cheatin off somebody's elses find. Please be original and look for your own. 3. Please do remember this a contest where only 3 winners will be determine. This is also a time event the first 3 that come up with the correct submissions will be declared the winners.In case of a tie the Judges will detemine winner by another show off. Those in the show off will be notified at the same time to ensure fairness. 4.Please post each find in its proper place. This will make it easier for us to determine who the winners are. 5. Please make sure you follow the rules to this event or you will be disqualified

Rules For Being Human
1. You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it, but it's yours to keep for the entire period. 2. You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full-time informal school called, "life." 3. There are no mistakes, only lessons. Growth is a process of trial, error, and experimentation. The "failed" experiments are as much a part of the process as the experiments that ultimately "work." 4. Lessons are repeated until they are learned. A lesson will be presented to you in various forms until you have learned it. When you have learned it, you can go on to the next lesson. 5. Learning lessons does not end. There's no part of life that doesn't contain its lessons. If you're alive, that means there are still lessons to be learned. 6. "There" is no better a place than "here." When your "there" has become a "here", you will simply obtain another "there" that will again look better than "here." 7. Other people are merely mirrors of you. You cannot love or hate someth

The Rules.
these rules are passed down thru the net and ear and mouth of anyone who has ever served. THANK A POLITICAN FOR YOUR TAXES, THANK A VET FOR YOUR FREEDOMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Recoiless rifles...aren't. Suppressive fire.....won't. Friendly fire.....isn't. Automatic weapons....aren't. Incoming fire has right-of-way. If the enemy is in range, so are you. When in doubt, empty the magazine. A sucking chest wound is nature's way of telling you it's time to slow down. Never draw fire, it irritates everyone around you. Anything you do can get you shot...including doing nothing. Make it tough enough for the enemy to get in and you won't be able to get out. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself. Professionals are predictable, amateurs are dangerous. The easy way is always mined. Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo. No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy. If you're short of everything but the enemy, you're in a combat zone.

Ruler Of The Whole Everything
Okay. So there was this one time, when I was like 20 years old or so. I worked in a dumpy little retail store as a manager. I thought I was hot shit because I was a senior store supervisor and I could boss people around and whatnot. One of my job duties as “ruler of the whole everything” (by which I mean Sr. Store Supervisor of course) was to take the monies from the previous days’ sales to the bank to deposit. Which, hello… as ruler of the whole everything was the most major of responsibilities you could lay on a 20 year old, right? This only served to further encourage my (apartment sized) authority complex. Because really, what other 20 year old was in charge of thousands of dollars every day? I didn’t know any. You point him out to me, and I’ll just knock him down a peg and explain why I ruled more than he did. True facts. Anycrap, back on subject here. Although I was the ruler of the whole everything, I wasn’t in charge of the scoping out of new employees, or else I would have

Rules For Nsfw..
IF U ALL WANT TO SEE MY NSFW PIC.. BEFORE I OPEN THEM FOR EVERYONE.. THIS IS WHAT IM WANTING.. IM NOT BEGGIN OR BEIN A WHORE ON HERE.. ITS ONLY FAIR..IF U GET TO C ME NAKED AND WELL I GET SUMTHING IN RETURN.. 1. U CAN RATE AND COMMENT ALL SFW PIC.. YES THAT MEANS.. 424 PIC.. PLUS. 2. U CAN BUY ME A BLING PK.. IT ONLY COST 11.99.. NOT THAT MUCH. OR 3. U CAN BUY ME A AUTO 11 BLING.. OR A BLST.. FOR 7 DAYS. IF THIS PISSES U OFF.. THEN MOVE ON.. OK.. I LUV ALL OF MY FRIENDS.. AGAIN IM NOT BEGGIN OR BEIN A FU WHORE.. IF WHAT U ALL CALL IT..

Rules! Very Important! Read First When Joining!
1. I (Vamp) expect you to r/f/a everyone in roster blog. They're ALL members of the group. 2. If anything comes up that you have a ? about hit up Vamp Morticia, JDHUNT or Carnage (when he's back online) on here or their main pages! They're in top family! 3. Treat EVERYONE in the group with respect. 4. EVERYONE should have Vamp Morticia's Victims in their name or VMV. OR display their tag as main pic 5. Make sure you keep up on the blogs and repost bulletins if needed. 6. YOU MUST HAVE A VERIFIED SALUTE! Or talk to Vamp about getting in on a trial for a week. THEN you have 1 week to get a salute done! 7. If someone needs help leveling help them out. That's what we're here for. :) I will post a blog for everyone to leave comments on if you're CLOSE to leveling. 8. Send me a picture link of a pic you would like in the group pictures folder. 9. There IS a group saultes folder. You MAY do a salute for the page but it's NOT required! 10. I don't

Rules On Johnny's Giveaways
PLEASE READ VERY CAREFULLY IF YOU WANT IN MY GIVEAWAYS!!! I never thought I would find myself doing something like this. But because of a few bad apples, everyone must pay the price now. THE HOST RESERVES THE RIGHT TO AMEND THE RULES WITHOUT NOTICE!!! 1} I have up to 7 days to pay *Tho I have never gone past 3 days of completion* 2} NO DRAMA A} If you are caught or if you bad mouth Starry, other entries or myself, you will be removed, reguardless of how close or far away you are from being completed with no reimbursement or payment of any kind! B} Your friends or people helping you do any of the following above, they WILL be blocked! 3} It is your responsibility to notify me in a PM of your completion of the giveaway. A} And if your giveaway is on Starry's page, AGAIN, notify me, not her, as I am the one who pays for the giveaways on her page. 4} If your giveaway is going to be given to someone else as a gift from you, it is your responsibility to n

The Rules
The first rule of this game is that it is not a game. Everyone must play. You must love us. You must go on living. Be yourself, but play a consistent and acceptable role. Control yourself and be natural. Try to be sincere.

Rules & Regulations
So after listening to my fellow FH's bitch and moan about not having rules set, I've decided to bullshit up some rules, that's what this is, if it makes no sense to you, you should probably just stop reading now, because it won't get any better! Rules 1. DON'T ASK TO JOIN!! If you don't know what FHSG stands for, don't ask to join, we're an elite group, that do absolutely nothing for each other but give each other a hard time and laugh at asshats on fu, we're not here to bomb you, level you or stroke your ego amongst other things. 2. ASHLEY'S ALWAYS RIGHT Under no circumstances is Ashley ever wrong, it's a hard concept to grasp at first, but soon, everyone gets used to it. ***REVISED*** Ashley can only be wrong under one circumstance, and that's when she proves herself wrong. Thank you very much smartass mofo's :P There's your update! 3. NO FECKIN EMO'S! Face it emo's aren't cool and i don't want them in my group. Sorry kids :) 4. I have no other rules, a

Rules For Broadcasting On Live365
LIVE 365 RULES/VIOLATIONS: 1a) Too many tracks from a single artist 1b) Too many consecutive tracks by the same artist For each three hours of length, your playlist should include no more than four songs (and not more than three songs in a row) from the same recording artist. Please either (a) check your playlist and replace or remove some of the tracks from the artist(s) named in the message, or (b) add more tracks to your playlist to make it longer. 2a) Too many tracks from a single album 2b) Too many consecutive tracks from same album For each three hours of length, your playlist should not intentionally include more than three songs (and not more than two songs in a row) from the same recording. Please check your playlist and either (a) replace or remove some of the songs from the album(s) named in the message or (b) add more tracks to your playlist to make it longer. IF THESE RULES ARE NOT FOLLOWED COMPLETELY, WE GET KICKED OFF OF LIVE365, UNTIL IT IS CO

Rules Of My Family... To Be In..
1. U GOT TO GIVE SUMTHING.. EITHER IT WILL BE FU BUCKS OR BLING PK. OR AUTO 11 BLING. 2. BUT IN ORDER TO SAY PERMENT.. IN MY FAMILY U GOT TO COME VISIT THEM ONCE A WEEK. IF NOT. U WILL BE OUT.. OK 3. I WILL OPEN UP FAMILY WHEN I WANT TO.. *************THE BREAKDOWN IN FAM************ 3,0000 GET U 3 DAY 5,0000 GET U 5 DAY WELL U GET THE POINT. BLING PACKS, AUTO 11 BLING, HAPPY HR. WILL GET U PERMENT IN FAMILY.. BUT THEN AGAIN.. BUT IN ORDER TO SAY PERMENT.. IN MY FAMILY U GOT TO COME VISIT THEM ONCE A WEEK. IF NOT. U WILL BE OUT.. OK I HAVE SO MANY FRIENDS ITS NOT FUNNY.. AND THEY ALL WANT TO C.. PLZ WORK WITH ME..

Rules Enforced As Of 01/22-2009
These rules apply to new and existing members unless otherwise specified. If you have any questions or concerns, please use the comments section below and a member of management will contact you to discuss any and all problems you may have. 1. For new/exisiting members: You are REQUIRED to post a salute to the FUBAR's MOST FINEST page. This salute needs to be sent to Colonel for approval and posting. If you do NOT follow this directive, you will be removed from the FUBAR's *MOST* Finest. THis is to ensure that there are not any fakers, posers, etc. You have two weeks when you are accepted into the group. From the time you become a member of the FINEST, you have 1 week to get your salute to Colonel. If you do not follow the specified guideline, you will be removed from the group. Again, this is to ensure that you are 1000% real. 2. All members are to have Yahoo Instant Messenger in order to effectivley communication with management. If you do not have Yahoo Instant Messenger, plea

Rules By Men!!
We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note ... these are all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE! 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 day

Rules For Life
This is the code I live by, and what I teach my children. For my children Current mood: determined Category: Life THE INSTRUCTIONS OF KING CORMAC GRANDSON OF CARBERY. oh Cormac, grandson of carbery, what were your habits when you were a lad? "Not hard to tell", said Cormac. I was a listener in woods I was a gazer at stars I was blind where secrets were concerned I was silent in the wilderness I was talkative among many I was mild in the mead hall I was stern in battle I was gentle towards allies I was a physician of the sick I was weak towards the feeble I was strong towards the powerful I was not close, less I should be burdensome I was not arrogant, though I was wise I was not given to promising, though I was strong I was not venturesome, though I was swift I did not deride the old, though I was young I was not boastful, though I was a good warrior I would not speak about anyone in their absence I would not reproach, but would give praise I would no

Rules Of The South
"Rules of the South" are as follows: 1. Pull your saggy pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Turn your cap around right, your head ain't crooked. 3. Let's get this straight; it's called a "dirt road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. 4. They are called cows & hogs. That's why they smell to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-75 goes north, I-10 goes west. Pick one. 5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 cotton pickers that are driven only 4 weeks a year. 6. So every person in the south waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept. 7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of doves are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time. 8. Yeah, we eat catfish & crawfish. You really want sushi & caviar? It's available at the

Rules
For those of you new to fubar we would like to have you in our family. we can help you grow and you can help our other members grow. To keep everyone on the same page Im adding this blog so everyone knows how we operate. We don't have many rules so thats how it keeps things simple. 1.The biggest rule...NO DRAMA..If you have a problem with something or someone come too me and let me know. 2. Help on Level ups when you are available. We all have real lives off of Fubar and can't be here for everything. But if you are here and can help please do so. 3.Out of respect to members they should be Fanned, Rated and added. No blocks on levelers. If there is a reason you have a leveler blocked please advise me as too why. 4. All Wolf Pack Levelers are required too have it in there name on there profile. If you need help on that please let me know and ill help you. This is due too some members deciding they no longer want too be a leveler but forget too tell us. 5. We have f

Rules
Im guessing I could turn this into a mumm, but whats the point. I am coming up with rules that I feel should be followed by my soon to be xhub and his new gf when they move into together. My kids are the reason for this. I dont want her over stepping her bounds with them. Maybe after they get married I will lighten up. SO any suggestions...Id really appreciate the help here.

Rules For The Non-military
*Dear Civilians, ' We know that the Current state of affairs in our great nation has many Civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you Can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where we Would like your assistance:* 1. The next time you see any adults Talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem - kick their ass. 2. When you witness, firsthand, Someone burning the American Flag in protest - kick their Ass. 3. Regardless of the rank they held While they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all Veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull Them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the Very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many Sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their Ass. 4. (GUYS) If you were never in the Military, DO NOT pretend

Rules To Love By:
Take me don't break me. Forgive me don't forget me. Have me instead of want me. Trust me and I will protect you. Play with me don't cage me. Have patience with me not a lecture for me. Confide in me don't hide from me. Pray with me not for me. Marry me don't carry me. Change with me not for me. Shine with me not for me. Want my compassion not my body. Feed me don't deny me. Tie me up don't tie me down. Please me don't tease me. Look at me don't lust for me. Be tolerant not judgmental. Adore me don't ignore me. Love me and I love you forever. Give me your heart and I will give you mine forever. Cut me and I bleed forever. Love me in your heart not in your mind. Dance with me and I will sing you a song. Yearn for me and I will burn for you. Travel with me don't run away from me. Obey me don't betray me. Defend me don't blame me. Fight for me not with me. Have passion for me not desire for my gifts. Keep me and I will cherish you f

Rules
so i make these rules for myself, things i can and cannot do, rules i try very hard to follow. these rules are formed from experiance, things like don't date men you meet at the gas station, or don't sleep with your best friends brother. these rules keep me from getting into trouble. usually. see the thing is, lately i dont much care to follow the rules. mine or anybody elses. i feel a lil restless. a lot restless actually. something needs to change. i need a change... rules are meant to me broken, right?

Rules Of Mississippi
1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. 3. They are cattle. That's what they smell like to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-20 go east and west, I-55 goes north and south. Pick one. 4. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 cotton strippers that are driven only 3 weeks a year. 5. So every person in every pickup waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept. 6. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of doves are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time. 7. Yeah, we eat catfish &; crawfish. You really want sushi &; caviar? It's available at the corner bait shop. 8. The "Opener" refers to the first day of deer season. It'

The Rules Of Fubars Most Finest
THE RULES OF FUBAR’S MOST FINEST!!! First off, we are here to have fun and make new friends. We are here to support each other in any way possible. We are not here to compete against other groups, or people. Now for the RULES & REGULATIONS: 1. Before becoming a Fubar’s MOST Finest, you must rate, fan and add your officers. Once this is done contact one of the officers and let them know. Once you have done that feel free to add FMF to your name! *NOTE: We do not vote people in or out of the group, this is not a competition. 2. Please add Fubar’s MOST Finest to your name! It is nice to see the name in yours, but we realize it is a lot to put. If you would like you may use FMF for short! 3. Make sure you have a posted and a Fubar approved salute on your page. If you do not have one, we will give you a week to make and have one posted. If after a week, no salute is posted, we reserve the right to dismiss you from the group. This is not to be mean, but in the past

8 Rules For Dating My Daughter
Join the World's Largest SEX and SWINGER Personals Community. Join for FREE. 8 Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter Who Is Estranged from Me. Lucas Held. Don’ t hit her. Take it from me, that makes her super estrangey. ... Nov 2, 2006 ... A guide listing the titles and air dates for episodes of the TV series 8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter. 30 groups and 34 messages. First message: RE: [DMD Pioneers] Re: CSI and poisoning dmdpioneers: DMD Pioneers Mailing List ... Raymond, 8 Simple Rules for ... Created by Tracy Gamble. With Katey Sagal, Kaley Cuoco, Amy Davidson. Visit IMDb for Photos, Showtimes, Cast, Crew, Reviews, Plot Summary, Comments, ...

#1 Rule Of Life
LIFE HAS 2 RULES #1, NEVER QUIT!; #2 ALWAYS REMEMBER #1. LIFE IS GOING 2 B A CHALLENGE. THERE WILL B ROUGH TIMES, DIFFICULT SITUATIONS, THINGS YOU'LL FALL IN2,MAJOR OBSTACLES,HURDLES,NEXT 2 STUMBLING BLOCKS. FORKS IN THE ROAD,KNIFES IN THE BACK,MOUNTAINS 2 CLIMB,THINGS&PEOPLE 2 GET OVER,FIGHTS 2 RESOLVE,FEELINGS 2 UNDERSTAND, DISAPPOINTMENTS 2 ACCEPT, MYSTERIES 2 SOLVE, WONDERS 2 UNFOLD & PROMISES 2 KEEP 2 YOURSELF. NOW THAT U KNOW WHAT 2 EXPECT, PREPARE YOURSELF. GET READY! THE ONLY WAY 2 GET 2 WHERE U WANT 2 B IS 2 DO WHAT NEEDS 2 B DONE 2 GET U THERE. DO IT FAST. DO IT SLOW.DO IT RIGHT. DO IT UP. DO IT ALONE.DO IT WITH OTHERS.DO IT 4 YOURSELF. DO IT 4 FREE. DO IT 2 GET PAID. DO IT 4 THE WORLD. DO IT 4 YOURSELF.THE MOMENT U GIVE UP ON DOING IT, IT WILL NEVER GET DONE. I AM DOING IT, AND DOING OVER AND OVER AGAIN UNTIL I GET IT RIGHT.

14 Rules Of Life
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Rules & Date
MUST HAVE AUTO 11'S ON BOMB ANYONE WHO HAS BOMBED YOU FIRST SATURDAY MARCH 21, 2009 AT 4PM CHICAGO TIME POST YOUR LINK SO WE CAN BOMB QUICKLY & SO WE KNOW WHO TO BOMB FIRST LET HAVE A BLAST 2MILLION IS MY GOAL WHAT IS YOUR'S

Rules Of The Game
There are certain fundamental rules one must employ when you are programming with a relational database. These are the concepts that will not only allow you to survive the process, but also come out with that minty feeling. 1. Set the proper atmosphere. Techno music is a must. Unfortunately working in an office space, the volume must be kept down, unless there are headphones involved. Fundamentally speaking the louder the music, the better a program is written. 2. Caffeine. Lots of it. This is not a situation in which moderation is useful. The goal you are going for is that of a squirrel having ingested several tablets of speed. Flighty, tweaked out, and ready to jump out of your skin are the keywords here. 3. Confuse your co-workers. This is an industry that is quite difficult to follow, let alone understand. Most people have no clue, or know what you know. Identify the clueless, prey upon them with your skills, and leave them twitching in the wake of your glory. No mercy.

Rules Of Engadgement
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Rules For A Gunfight!
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Rules && Requirements
#1 You have to be a girl #2 You have to be Beautiful but also be BRUTAL.. you have to have the attitude that we are looking for. #3 You have to be voted in.. by ALL members of the mafia... (we have to all agree that u fit into our circle.. becuz we are all best friends and we don't just accept ANYONE) #4 if u want to be in the mafia... you must be an ACTIVE member of Beautiful Brutality Lounge #5 You must make a "tranny Hamster" and name it "baby~ w/e ur name is" & then u must give it to another member of the mafia for safe keeping and they'll give u there's... we want PICS of ur tranny hamster... #6 Put "cupcake mafia prospect" in your name until we have all made our decision... #7 Your page must remain open until we have all had the chance to meet and get to know you. ...thats all the rules so far... sooo sign below that u accept... if ur already IN the mafia... sign anyways... haha (manwhores this does NOT apply to u.. but u can sign if u want)

The Rules Of Chocolate.....mmmmmmmmmmm!
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OK AGAIN MY SEXY FRIENDS.. IF U GET ME A AUTO 11 BLING.. U WELL BE PERMENT. (BUT I GOT TO SEE U N MY NSFW AT LEASE ONE EVERY TWO WEEK)IF I DONT C U N THEM.. IM TAKIN IT.. THAT UR BORED WITH THEM.. AND TAKE U OUT OF FAM.. AND PUT A NEW PERSON IN.. I GOT LOTS OF MEN THAT WANT TO C THEM.. SO LUV THEM.. MUAH.

Rules For The Non-military
Rules for the Non-Military; Make sure you read # 13 *Dear Civilians, 'We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance:* 1. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem - kick their rear. 2. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest - kick their rear.3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great.. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their rear! 4. (GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO N

Rules
INTRODUCING~TORNADO COMMENT BOMBERS~We are a new family here on the Fu and want to have some fun.BUT...As with all families, we have to have some rules.#1 - Everyone is required to Rate/Fan/Add ALL family members. This can be easily accomplished because their is a folder that has every members picture in it. Each one is ripped so that you can go directly to their page. If it is found that you haven't done so, you will be asked to correct the situation or submit your resignation. Those are the only 2 choices.#2 - If you are CURRENTLY in a contest or have one coming up in the near future, DO NOT ask to join this family. The reason is, we are about fairness to all family members and if you are just joining for help, PLZ DON'T#3 - There will be NO MORE THAN 2 family members in a contest at the same time. Before you enter into a contest, please submit a request to the homepage for approval. #4 - You must NOT have your bartab turned off. It will be the biggest way to contact you and when the

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i have thought long and hard about things that have been going on in my life and have come to a few conclusions. because of this i have started making a list of truths about myself. i am sure and certain you have all heard these things come out of my mouth but i think i should put it in a consolidated list.1) my name is James not Mr Fix It Man. your problems are not mine you fix them i'm too tired to.2) the truth is easier to handle than something you think i want to hear. so tell me the truth or shut up. too tired of people thinking that i am too tender to hear the truth. i'm not that breakable so tell me the truth not what i want to hear.3) do or do not there is no try. it seems that everyone i meet and become friends with i try to make better. this ends now. do it or not but do it your own damn self.4) money is not a high priority in my life. get over it.5) i am here to make friends and maybe meet a few special people. so guess what? you already have impressed me enough to get me to

Rules For Your Morph
If you rate ALL! of my pics, I'll make a morph for ya. The rules are simple. 1) After rating all pics in a folder, leave the comment on the last pic in the folder saying "Rated". If you don't leave that comment in every folder, sorry, but ya don't get a morph. I'm going to be busy with this, so make sure you leave that comment. 2) Make sure you rate the pics in every folder. The only exception is nsfw folder. 3) When you've rated all pics in every floder, send me a private message letting me know you're done. In the message, include the pics you want morphed together. Sorry, I won't have time to look through your pics to find somethin good. If ya don't send me the pics, Ya won't be gettin a morph. 4) The absolute most important rule is to HAVE FUN! This is me. After rating the pics you'll know alot about me. It'll be great havin you all as friends. Enjoy!!!!!!!

Rules! (1)
okay here it is if i do not want you in my fam you will not get in so do not repeatedly ask me you will get blocked. next do not ask for pictures of me topless or nude. you will not get them but you will get blocked. dont ask for my im if i wanted you to have it you would. you will get blocked. these are very simple things that i ask so plz do not do ne of these things i hate blocking people but when it comes to my personal space i do want your respect.

The Rules For All Of Us Cullens For Our Fans
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10 Rules
haha im getting this laminated and put up when my daughter starts dating. 10 Rules For Dating My Daughter Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose his compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However,

Rules
Lounge Rules: No Douchebags - Respect us and we will respect you. No Drama/No Bullshit - take it to the shoutbox. DO NOT flirt with the owner. No caps lock except for staff. Please do not post links with out mgmt approval. Click here for Cam Rules

Rules For Eating Out
Rule #1: When you sit down at your table, don’t wave at us, don’t holler and yell at us, and don’t sit with your arms crossed. We see you sitting down, and if we’re busy, it might take a minute. Rest assured, we know you’re there. If we don’t happen to be in the area when you sit down, someone WILL let us know about it. You pay our bills, we don’t like making you mad. Rule #2: When we walk up to the table, and say “How are you guys doing today?” or “How are you today?”, we really do want to know how you are doing. That helps us to judge how the course of the meal is going to go, and what we need to do to stay on your good side. Grunting or immediately starting your order is not acceptable, and sets a tone that most of us just don’t want to deal with. Getting on our bad side is a bad way to start your meal, because at that point, we know you aren’t going to tip, and no longer care. Rule #3: When we start our

Rules For Dj's In Blue Moon
1. All staff will respect other staff and members. 2. All staff is expected to greet others 3. You picked your shift, if you are unable to show for it you are required to give one of us two hour window to find someone to cover it...if you don't show up for two shifts in a row and do not let someone know u will not be there, you will be terminated. 4.Arrive for yur shift 5-10 minutes early so u can take air. 5.Follow chain of command...ie steve, mari, then tj. DO NOT go to Angel for any reason at all. 6.DO NOT run Autos. 7. If you have a mic, use it. 8.Play all types of music, weather you like it or not. Others may want to hear it 9.Play all requests. If u don't have the song, someone else probley will have it. 10. If there is a reason that you will not be able to pull your shift please let steve, mari, or tj know..You can send us a shout, pm, or leave us a message on yahoo. One of us is always on here. 11. Make sure you have everyones yim names, especially steve, mari, and tj

Rules For Men
1. The Female always makes The Rules. 2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification. 3. No Male can possibly know all The Rules. 4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some or all of The Rules. 5. The Female is never wrong. 6. (If the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the Male did or said wrong.) 7. (If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.) 8. The Female can change her mind at any given point in time. 9. The Male must never change his mind without express written consent from the Female. 10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time. 11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female Wants him to be angry or upset. 12. The Female must under no circumstance

The Rules
1. I will lay out a scenerio and that is all the information i will give you. 2. You can ask me any question you want as long as the only answer i give is yes or no. 3.Solve the mystery by thinking outside the box. 4. This is strictly for fun and the exercise of the mind. These are murder mysteries so if you don't want to look then don't but you have been warned!!

17 Rules Between Men And Women
1. The Female always makes THE RULES.2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.3. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES.4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she mustimmediately change some or all of THE RULES.5. The Female is never wrong.6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrantmisunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately forcausing the misunderstanding.8. The Female can change her mind at any given time..9. The Male must never change his mind without the express, writtenconsent of The Female.10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wantshim to be angry or upset.12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male knowwhether she wants him to be angry or upset.13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times.14. At all times, what is important is wh

[rule 6]
Rule six is simpledon't drink when you need to.I remember a time when I was prescribed pocketfuls of diazepam and other slow releases of BenzSomedays I really miss itthen I discovered the wonderful lowfive of alchohol.And of course years of self awareness and well practiced relaxation techniquestoday was a minor meltdownfor 8 hours.My mom wants me back in therapy because I can't force myself to like boring women.I kinda laughed.... and made a secret list to myself of what I should really be back in for.Maybe if they gave me a piece of cheesecake every time I talked to a nervous neurotic unremarkable woman, I'd learn to hate cheesecake :/But back to the meltdownI think the best (worst) part of my condition is that the symptoms are so vague but intense, you can confuse it for food poisoning, having a gun held to your head, an adrenaline dose, low oxygen levels, liver failure and toxicity all to what you're experiencing; but lets not also forget that you get to go to reallyreallydark plac

Rule #1- Never Mary A Crazy Bitch
Penis fire led to death, court told A JEALOUS wife who allegedly set her husband's penis on fire will answer a murder charge in October. Rajini Narayan appeared briefly in the Adelaide Magistrates Court today, charged with the murder of her husband. The mother of three allegedly set fire to the genitals of her husband, Satish Narayan, in December last year. Mr Narayan suffered major burns in the blaze and died several weeks later. The fire also gutted the family's suburban Unley home leaving a damage bill of $1 million. A previous court hearing in January heard Ms Narayan had told neighbours: "I'm a jealous wife, his penis should belong to me, I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else ... I didn't mean this to happen." The case against Ms Narayan, 44, was adjourned until October 30, when she will answer charges of murder, arson and endangering life.

Rules For Life
Rules for Life By Anthony Robbins, entreprenueur 1. Give People more than they expect and do it cheerfully. 2. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. 3.Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. 4. When you say, "I love you", Mean it. 5. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye. 6. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. 7. Believe in love at first sight. 8. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much. 9.Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. 10. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. 11.Don't judge people by their relatives. 12.Talk slowly but think quickly. 13. When someone asks a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, " Why do you want to know?" 14. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

!0 Rules Of Fubar!!!
Fuck You number ONE. To the people who have like 25,000 friends; Are you fucking serious? You're stupid. Go play in traffic. Fuck you number TWO. Don't ever post pictures and say: "OMG, I'm so ugly" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. If you do you're a fucking moron. Fuck you number THREE. NOBODY cares about threats over the internet, so don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the Special Olympics; Even if you win, you're still retarded. Fuck you number FOUR. Quit crying because you're not on someones Family. Who cares?!? ITS FUBAR!!! If you really cared that much, you would pick up the damn phone! Fuck you number FIVE. Who really cares if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don't send me another request or message asking "What's up with you not adding me?" I don't want you as a friend, that's what's up, Asshole.... Fuck you number SIX. 6th graders who have FUBAR and look like sluts

Rules
Alright people, this is a contest to find the prettiest feet on fubar. The rules of this contest are pretty simple. 1. First place gets a 6 month VIP!!! 2. No NSFW pics. Showing off your goodies will not help you win. There mihgt be children watching. With that being said... 3. You must be 18!!! I don't want the FBI jumping through my window at 3 am becacause of some 15 year old. 4. Ladys only!!! No explaination needed. Now heres how to enter. It takes 2 pics to enter. The first pic is a salute. You know write your url on a paper and take a picture next to your face. Thats so we know its you. The next pic is of your feet with the same paper your used in the salute. This way you won't go out a get a pic of tyra banks feet to try to win. Thats cheating. After you have the 2 pics upload them to your pics on fubar, and send a link to the pics in a private message to me. I'll then reply to let you know if your in the contest. You can enter until Oct 30th. On halloween the win

Rules Of Dating
There is something you should know while on a date. Although many do not have a clue. If we are out on a date and you keep looking at your phone for any text messages or is texting someone back and forth - As far as I am concerned the DATE is OVER and you will find your own way home. People you do not disrespect someone by being on the cell phone while you are in the company of someone in front of you. It is not cool and it is certainly not Romantic. Many of you gals are always crying why you cant get a good guy. Stop and think why? If I am in your company, I will place my cell in silent mode and leave it at that until such time as we depart, then will I check it. If you disagree with what I am saying here then you are not worth my time!!!

11 Rules
A friend brought this to my attention. These are "The 11 rules of Life" as written and spoken by Microsoft CEO Bill Gates Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it! Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself. Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice president with a car phone until you earn both. Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity. Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault; so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them. Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before

86 Rules To Drinking
86 Rules to Drinking If you somehow manage to not break any of these rules, then you my friend, are in fact, a fucking rock star motherfucker!1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.2. Always toast before doing a shot.3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.4. Change your toast at least once a month.5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.1

Rules For Women !
Rules men think women should follow.... We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us griping about you leaving it down. 2. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again! 3. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it. 4. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 5. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her. 6. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 7. Crying is blackmail. 8. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints d

Rules For Kickin' Ass. Civvie Style.
Rules for Kickin' Ass Rules for the Non-Military Make sure you read #13 Dear Civilians, 'We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance:

Rules For A Good Life, And Amazing Life Changes
A while ago, while I was doing some soul searching, and thinking about ways to change my life for the better, I came up with a set of rules that I am trying to incorporate into my life. I try to live by them, but I'll be honest, its difficult. But if you can successfully incorporate these into your life, I promise you that you'll see a lot of good changes going your way! Each rule will come with a short explination, if you should have further questions, please feel free to ask me...Rule #1... Put yourself 1st for a change...You have to make sure to consider your needs before you ever consider anyone elses needs. How do you expect to possibly do something for someone else if you can not even meet your own needs. I find that the best help is rendered when you yourself are whole and complete. If you are not stable and are an emotional wreck and your needs arent taken care of, how can you possibly hope to take care of someone else?Now I am by no means saying dont think of others...

Rules For Survival!
1 Cardio 2 The Double Tap 3 Beware of Bathrooms 4 Wear Seat belts 5 No Attachments 6 The “skillet” 7 Travel Light 8 Get a Kick Ass Partner 9 With your bare hands 10 Don’t Swing Low 11 Use your foot 12 Bounty paper Towels 13 Shake it off 14 Always carry a change of underwear 15 Bowling Ball 16 Opportunity Knocks 17 Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero) 18 Limber Up 19 Break it up 20 Its a marathon, not a sprint, unless its a sprint, then sprint 21 Avoid Strip clubs 22 When in doubt Know your way out 23 Zipplock 24 use your thumbs 25 Shoot First 26 A little sun screen never hurt anybody 27 Incoming! 28 Double-Knot your shoes 29 The Buddy System 30 pack your stain stick 31 check the back seat 32 Enjoy the little things 33 Swiss army Knife

~rules For Being Human~
Rules for Being Human 1. YOU WILL RECEIVE A BODYYou will like it or hate it, but it will be yours for the entire period(This time around).2. YOU WILL LEARN LESSONSYou are enrolled in a full-time school called life. Each day in thisschoolyou will have the opportunity to learn lessons. You may like thelessons, or not.3. THERE ARE NO MISTAKES, ONLY LESSONSGrowth is a process of trial and error, of experimentation. The "failed"experiment is as much a part of the process as the experiment thatultimately"works."4. A LESSON IS REPEATED UNTIL LEARNEDA lesson will be presented to you in various forms until you havelearned it.When you have learned it, you can go on to the next lesson.5. LEARNING LESSONS DOES NOT ENDThere is no part of life that does not contain lessons. If you arealive,there are lessons to be learned.6. "THERE" IS NO BETTER THAN "HERE"7. OTHERS ARE MERELY MIRRORS OF YOUYou cannot love or hate something about another person unless itreflects toyou something you love or hate ab

The Rules For Staying In My Family
ok people some of u seem to forget what the rules are for being in my family on here so here they are: 1). family add for family add!! and yes i do check to see if im in ur family, if i am not.... i will not give u warning but remove u from mine without hesitation 2). NO STEALING MY PICS!!!!! if there is one of my pics that u would like to have, just ask. 3). No going for more then a week without chatting with me or at least lettin me know that u was on my page (for those that are on a different schedule then me) for those of u that were lucky enough to get in my family, u know how u got there so please continue to be respectfull and dont break these simple rules. thanks, jami *aka*swtnsxyj

The Rules Revised *may 2010*
THE RULES OF FUBAR’S MOST FINEST!!! (A group of men & women looking for friends, support and fun) Not a lot of revision, but more like a review and refresher!! First off, we are here to have fun and make new friends. We are here to support each other in any way possible. We are not here to compete against other groups, or people. Now for the RULES & REGULATIONS: 1. Before becoming a Fubar’s MOST Finest, you must rate, fan and add your officers. Once this is done contact one of the officers and let them know. Once you have done that feel free to add FMF to your name! *NOTE: We do not vote people in or out of the group, this is not a competition. 2. Please add Fubar’s MOST Finest to your name! It is nice to see the name in yours, but we realize it is a lot to put. If you would like you may use FMF for short! 3. Make sure you have a posted and a Fubar approved salute on your page. If you do not have one, we will give you a week to make and have one posted. If after

Rules Of The South
"Rules of the South" are as follows:1. Pull your saggy pants up. You look like an idiot.2. Turn your cap around right, your head ain't crooked.3. Let's get this straight; it's called a "dirt road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow youdrive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way.4. They are called cows & hogs. That's why they smell to you.They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-75 goes north, I-10 goes west. Pick one.5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 cotton pickers that are driven only 4 weeks a year.6. So every person in the south waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept.7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of doves are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope youdon't have it up to your ear at the time.8. Yeah, we eat catfish & crawfish. You really want sushi & caviar? It's available at the corner bait shop.9. The

Rules For Bombing
1) Read status of bomber for christ sake!!!! Leaving status comments, gifts, and rates dont help if they want you in the sb!!! 2) Make sure if bomber asks for links that they work!!!!!! And I'm sorry, if your skin has no contrast and I have to hunt for your bomb folder, you will not be bombed period, no exceptions!! 3) Do not link your profile...link a bomb folder!!!! 4) Do not hit my sb more than once during a single bomb!!!! I know this is a hard one to keep track of but it sucks when I have already bombed you and I get a message that says: "Hurry up! You've already bombed this person" 5) If I ask for autos only in sb....it means im trying to level....ALL I WANT IS AUTOS IN THERE!!!! I dont care how much you are willing to pay. Read the friggen status first. 6) Sometimes I will repay bombs...sometimes I wont. If you have autos on...I will most likely bomb you!! I dont ask for bombs when i dont have autos on...please dont ask me for a repay of bombing

Rules For Bikini Contest
ok its like this you promote your self i will be going by the votes you get it will start next friday at midnight if you want out of the contest i will take you out and i dont want the ladys coming to me about she the only one geting votes and not me it called you promote your self

Rules And Guidelines
What we expect from all members that want to join this Family...1. You must help with all level ups that are posted when you are on line.2. You must rate the MOD every day at least 100 pictures..All members need to have A MOD folder made and titled TINY HUGGZ folder3. You will have to R/F/A all members of this family..No one can have another member Blocked!4. You must comment on all Blogs and Stash stating you have read and understand...This is so we know you are in compliance.5. You are expected to be kind and curteous to all members and staff..We dont want members to state negative things in their status..this family is all about showing Love not drama!6. All add requests need to have JOINING TINY HUGGZ IN IT7. We expect all our members to stay active..if you are going to be gone for a few days we will need to be notified by a private message stating the reason for your inactivity so you dont get removed for not helping with the level ups or doing the MODFounderDJ RUSTY

Rules & Guildlines
What we expect from all members that want to join this Family... 1. You must help with all level ups that are posted when you are on line. 2. You must rate the TOD every day at least 100 pictures..All members need to have A TOD folder made and titled CTL folder...If you can not do this you must contact Dee75 and explain the reason why! If you don't want to put 100 folders you will NOT be picked TOD! 3. You will have to R/F/A all members of this family..No one can have another member Blocked! 4. You must comment on all Blogs and Stash stating you have read and understand...This is so we know you are in compliance. 5. You are expected to be kind and curteous to all members and staff..We dont want members to state negative things in their status..this family is all about showing Love not drama! 6. You must have a Salute. If you DONT have a salute you can Join BUT if you don't have a salute you will have 30 days to get 1 or you will be removed from CTL 7. All add requests need to h

14 Rules Of Life
1) Don’t worry about what people think; they don’t do it very often.2) Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.3) If you must choose between 2 evils, pick the 1 you’ve never tried before.4) A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.5) Men are from earth and women are from earth. Deal with it!6) No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.7) There is always 1 more imbecile than you counted on.8) Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.9) Someone who thinks logically provides nice contrast to the real world.10) It ain’t the jeans that make your butt look fat.11) There is a very fine line between being on MySpace and mental illness.12) People who want to share their religious views with you, almost never want you to share yours with them.13) You should not confuse your career with your life.14) The 1 thing

Rule's To Follow In A Lounge
Staff Expectations http://fubar.com/blog/335453/1127072 For starters, we do not use a DJ system in Granny's Panties and we don't use cams. If those are the types of jobs you are looking for sorry we wasted your time. The lounge rules, shown as 'Guidelines' inside the lounge, apply to staff as well as visitors and members and are as follows. These are subject to change so be sure to check them in the lounge at the start of each of your shifts.~ Granny's Panties Guidelines - please take a second to read ~~ No profanity please ~~ Lurking is allowed 24/7~ We don't really care if you actually join the lounge as long you enjoy yourself while you are here~ Hassle my staff and you will be banned~ Problems or issues with other lounges don't belong here!~ Please do not post links in here~ Make yourself at home and Stay as long as you like~ Our music plays non stop for your listening pleasure~ Sorry, we do not accept song request~ If you do not get a reply we had to step away ~ All of

The Rules
After God Made Adam And Eve He Sat Them Down For A Talk, Ok God Said I Have Only One Rule So Pay Attention, We Are Listening Adam And Eve Said Together, Good God Said My One Rule Is Dont Eat The Apple, Ok They Said, God Said Now Do You Have Any Questions, Eve Kept Silent But Adam Said I Do, Ok What Is It God Asked, Adam Said Can I Put My Weiner In Her Butt ,God Said Ok I Changed My Mind There Are 2 Rules Dont Eat The Apple And Adam Dont Stick Your Weiner In Her Butt, Then Adam Said What If I Stick The Apple In There, God Said As Long As You Dont Eat It Thats Fine

Rules To Live And Love By..
I am sure some of you have seen this a million times over. Read it again. A Master's Creed ~ The Dominants Creed ~* Above all else a Dom cherishes Their submissive, in the knowledge that the giftthe submissive gives Them is the greatest gift of all. * A Dom is demanding and takes full advantage of the power given to Them, but knowshow to share the pleasure that comes from that precious gift.* A Dom is in control of Themself first and foremost, so that They may control others.* As a stern and demanding Dom, They can cause Their submissive to cry real tears.* As the consummate lover, They will then kiss the tears away, without stepping out of character.* In times of trouble, a Dom will leave the roles behind, to be a supportive friend and partner, neverforgetting that this is still a loving relationship between two caring individuals.* A Dom is quick to understand the differences between fantasy and reality.* A Dom would never ask a submissive to put Them before their career, or f

Rules I Live By, Rules I Teach My Soldiers, I Have Made It To War And Back, More Times Then I Care Ti Admit Now, And These Rules Never Betrayed Me, Th
1) I am the War Load, the wrathful God of Combat, I will always lead from the front not from the rear. 2) I will treat you all alike-just like shit! 3) You will do nothing i will not do first,and thus you will be created Warriors in My Deadly Image. 4) I shall punish your bodies, because the more you sweat in training, the less you bleed in Battle. 5) Indeed, if you hurt in your efforts and you suffer painful dings, then you are doing it right. 6) You don't have to like it-You just have to do it. 7) When it comes to planning, Keep it Simple,Stupid! 8) Never Assume Anything!! 9) You are not paid for your methods, but for your results,which means you will kill your enemy, by any means necessary, before he kills you. 10) Deep in your Warriors Mind and Soul, always remember MY Ultimate and Final Commandment: THERE ARE NO RULES-YOU WILL WIN AT ALL COST!!!!!!!!!

Rules To Be A Great Boyfriend
The greatest boyfriend would be in a way like this;; When she walks away from you mad=[Follow her] When she stare's at your lips=[Kiss her ] When she pushes you or hit's you=[Grab her and don't let go] When she starts cursing at you=[Kiss her and tell her you love her ] When she's quiet=[Ask her what's wrong] When she ignores you=[Give her your attention ] When she pulls away=[Pull her back ] When you see her at her worst=[Tell her she's beautiful] When you see her start crying=[Just hold her and don't say a word ] When you see her walking=[Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ] When she's scared= [ Protect her ] When she lay's her head on your shoulder=[Tilt her head up and kiss her ] When she steals your favorite hoodie=[Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night] When she teases you=[Tease her back and make her laugh] When she doesn't answer for a long time=[reassure her that everything is okay ]

Rules Of The South
"Rules of the South" are as follows:1. Pull your saggy pants up. You look like an idiot.2. Turn your cap around right, your head ain't crooked.3. Let's get this straight; it's called a "dirt road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow youdrive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way.4. They are called cows & hogs. That's why they smell to you.They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-75 goes north, I-10 goes west. Pick one.5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 cotton pickers that are driven only 4 weeks a year.6. So every person in the south waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept.7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of doves are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope youdon't have it up to your ear at the time.8. Yeah, we eat catfish & crawfish. You really want sushi & caviar? It's available at the corner bait shop.9. The "Opener" refe

Rules
I broadcast my friend and I having fun watching tv and smoking. She will not flash and I do not flash with her in the room. Dont be rude. Say please. We will zone out and I may forget about the cam and laptop althogether. I am sorry but this is just what happens lol.

Rules Of Texas
Rules of TEXAS:1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot.2. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. 3. They are cattle & oil wells. That's what they smell like to you. TheySmell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-20 and I-10 goEast and west, I-35 goes north and south. Pick one.4. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 cotton strippers that are driven Only 3 weeks a year.5. So every person in every pickup waves. It's called being friendly.Try to understand the concept. 6. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of doves are coming in, weWILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time.7. Yeah, we eat catfish & crawfish. You really want sushi & caviar? It's available at the corner bait shop.8. The "Opener" refers to the first day of deer season.

Rules Of Life
I've taken to exploring a new web site/tool called 'stumble'. It's a tool that supports me in exploring the web. I identified subjects I like, and stumble finds sites that have those subjects. I will share things I have found now and then...below is the first thing I want to share... http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1KqEZe/www.tickshady.com/code_of_conductt/ A few rules. 1.Never stop thinking. This is important. If someone ever says to you ‘You need to stop thinking so much,’ call them ignorant in your head and keep thinking deeper. It is this mentality that breeds stupidity and sheeple. Your mind is the most important tool you have, if you stop using it, it will atrophy. Question everything. 2. Stare into space blankly and don’t mentally punish yourself for doing it, even if it is for that split second. If you have a problem with staring blankly, think of it as daydreaming.3. Root Beer sucks after having spicy food.4. Everything is going to be just fine. If

Rules Of Fubar: As Told By Me.
Rule #1: Don't be a heifer. Rule #2: Don't suck. Rule #3: GET THIS KID OUT OF ME! (In observance of my pregnant sister) Rule #4: If you feel like talking to me, ALWAYS go f*ck yourself instead. Rule #5: I do not want to cam, get over it. Rule #6: If you have bad spelling and grammar, I will correct you. I don't want to "chat wit u." Go get hooked on phonics. Rule #7: If you're a bigger girl, you do not look good posing from the tits up, you look ridiculous and classless. If you want to pose sexy, do some sit-ups.

Rules And Guidlines For Family
RULES AND GUIDELINES FOR FAMILY1. WE ARE HERE TO HELP EACHOTHER AND OTHER MEMBERS.. IF U NEED HELP LEVELING OR SUCH HIT US UP AND WE WILL HELP YA AS WE CAN...2. NO DRAMA WILL BE TOLERATED FROM EITHER OUR STAFF IN THE LOUNGES OR OUR FAM MEMBERS SUCH DRAMA WILL RESULT IN TERMINATION OUT OF SUCH..3. WE DO NOT DISCRIMINATE AGAINST ANYONE AND WILL NOT TOLERATE SUCH BEHAVIOR..4. WE ASK THAT AS A FAM MEMBER U JOIN AND BE ACTIVE AS U CAN BE IN BOTH cLUB LIQUID AND FREAK SHOW LOUNGES..5. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO JOIN OR KNOW SOMEONE THAT DOES PLEASE LEAVE US A PM AND WE WILL BE GLAD TO ADD YA..6. PLEASE MAKE SURE TO CHECK THE STASH FAM LIST AND ADD AND RATE THEM DAILY SO WE CAN ALL HELP EACHOTHER OUT.7. LETS REMEMBER WE ARE HERE TO HELP OTHERS AND HAVE A GREAT TIME NOT TO COMPETE OR DESTROY ANYONE...8. IF U HAVE ANY QUESTIONS PLEASE DIRECT THEM TO THE FOUNDERS TWIZID/TOXIC OR FOREVER HIS/JONDO31 AND WE WILL GET TO U AS SOON AS WE CAN THANKS...9. IF YOU HAVE A FAMILY IDEA OR SOMETHIN

Rules To Buy Your Plus Size Formal Gown Online
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Rules And Regulations
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The Rules Of Buying Prom Dresses Online
The best apparel is only a click away! It's the event that every single teenager appears forward to - frequently for any quite extended time! The boys are examining out the most recent in tuxedos and artist suits; the girls are pondering colours, elements and style; the head of hair salons are rapidly filling up with appointments; and limousine businesses can't consider the bookings rapid enough.What are we speaking about? Prom night, of course. Prom evening is definitely an crucial occasion for several - not just the young adults themselves, but for your parents, who consider every single chance to reflect back again on their personal prom nights.A-Line Wedding Dresses. Unfortunately, some moms and dads will also whip out their outdated prom outfits and attempt to convince their sons and daughters which they will seem stunning inside of a prom outfit that will be the height of style - or, at least, it absolutely was a few of decades ago. Understandably most young adults favor to dis

Rules & Wisdoms Of A Lady
The Rules of a Lady Rule #1. Stay Classy ;) Rule #2. Always cross your legs when wearing a skirt. Always. Rule #3: Chew like you have a secret. Rule #4: Smile, it helps you get your way. Rule #5: Leave the rumor-spreading and trash-talking to Gossip Girl. Rule #6: Respect yourself. If you don't, he won't either. Rule #7: Leggings are not pants. Rule #8: Keep your heels, head, and standards high. Rule #9: If he doesn't treat you like a princess, then he doesn't deserve to be your prince. Rule #10: Love your body. It's the only one you've got. Rule #11: Never reveal your age, weight, or bra size. Rule #12: Proper grammar will get you far in life. Rule #13: No, passing out drunk on the floor is not sexy. Rule #14: Being beautiful is a choice. ...and it's never too late to choose it. Rule #15: Never dumb yourself down for a boy. Rule #16: Being single doesn't make you weak; it means you're strong enough to wait for what you really deserve. Rule #17: Always know how sho

Rules
As soon as I get enough contestants...20ish...I will start the contest... Ist prize will be a Polisher 2nd Place will be a Boomy Winner will be determined by a point tally.. Number of rates times average rating plus number of comments times 5.. (rate x avg) + (comments x 5) If you are interested and want to enter PM me or comment here and i will add you.. Thanks, Barry

The Ruler
Her eyes are darker, that's the only difference. She has my face, my voice, my persistence. She's headstrong, independent with a soft heart. Beautiful, talented, fun loving and smart. Oh how she brings new meaning, to my life. She makes me proud, makes me smile, brings tears to my eyes. But I wouldn't change a thing, about my babygirl. There is simply no one else, I'd rather have ruling my world.

The Rules Of A Gentleman
1. If she's amazing, she won't be easy. If she's easy, she won't be amazing. If she's worth it, you won't give up. If you give up, you're not worthy enough. 2. Whatever you give a woman, she is going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. So -- if you give her crap, you will receive a ton of shit.3. A man's biggest mistake is giving another man an opportunity to make his woman smile. If you love her, you shouldn't be giving any guy that chance. It should be you making her smile. 4. If a girl admits that she likes you, know that it took every ounce of courage in her to say that. Don't take her for granted. 5. Don't tell her your love is forever unless you have no doubt it is.6. Make holding her hand too tight be the only way you can hurt her.7. When hugging her, lift her off her feet and spin around ...she'll love it. 8. Never underestimate a girl's ability to find things out. It is always better to be honest beca

The Rules
Death of a marriage 2004 Cause- Money-refusal to work, that is a man's job......Women's job, spend the money Communication-bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch Sex-before marriage, I love and want you baby..After marriage, I have a headache or stop, it hurts Results- divorce, distrust in women and no dating since 2004 Cure-Tell the woman, sorry honey...I am no sugar daddy and have no more money....only get invovled with a woman who is your soul mate and realize a relationship is a partnership 50/50 give and take...No one is perfect, just human and we all have our faults. Reality-stay single, shave your head and become a monk. Reality sucks Reality-stay single, shave your head and become a monk Men are from Mars, women are from Venus

Rules Guys Wish Women Knew
1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us. We refuse to answer.2. Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, Put it down.3. Do not cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then, you are stuck with her.4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!5. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you do not want to hear.6. Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it.7. Do not ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.8. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or thechanging of the tides. Let it be.9. Shopping is not a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it that way.10. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. R

The 5 Rules Of Life
The 5 rules of life: 1. Money can't buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle. 2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the fucker's name. 3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again. 4. When in doubt, keep shooting until the magazine is empty. 5. Alcohol doesn't solve your problems, but nor does drinking milk.

Rules And Schedule
If you are going to be a DJ in our lounge you need to commit to at least 2 sets per week , unless you are a guest djay. Every Effort should be made to play all requests whenever possible . If you cannot do your set please make every effort to have it covered and you must yim DJ MIGAMORSE OR TELL A MEMBER OF UPPER STAFF and let them know you can't make your set at least 3 hours in advance. All DJ`s should be in the lounge 15 mins before their set begins . Stop taking request 15 mins before your set is due to end . All new djays will have a one week probationary period.

Rules For The Non-military (stolen From A Friend.)
Dear Civilians, We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance: 1. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem - kick their ass. 2.. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest - kick their ass. 3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans and their families made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass. 4. If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle dress u

Rules Of Drunk Dialing
Before you go out getting sloppy drunk and start phoning every friend, family, relative, or random person you can come across - there are a few rules you must know. Etiquette is very important, especially when drunk dialing. Only drunk dial when you're drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. It's okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. If you're going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. "Mom I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you." Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to get bent over? Voicemails are always better. This way your friends can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, or even weeks to come. Drunk texting is OK, but only if you're prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you sober up. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were

Rules For Lesbians. Installment 1.
Last night may have been one of the strangest nights I've had in quite a while. I fucked the shit out of my friend while her girlfriend was trying to sleep in the same bed. Awkward much? I mean permission was had by all, but really? Join the festivities next time! You don't just lay there while I have my fingers buried in your girl's cunt. That's just rude. I think I need to give classes on what it means when you ask a horny chick for a threesome with you and your partner. Because rule 1 would be: Get involved. Oy. Lesbians. Also, rule 2: Stay awake!

Rules To Live By
Rules that should be lived by When she stares at your mouth [ Kiss her ] When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you [ Grab her and dont let go ] When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff [ Kiss her and tell her you love her ] When she's quiet [ Ask her whats wrong ] When she ignores you [ Give her your attention ] When she pulls away [ Pull her back ] When you see her at her worst [ Tell her she's beautiful ] When you see her start crying [Just hold her and dont say a word ] When you see her walking [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ] When she's scared

The Rules.....lol
"THE RULES1) The female ALWAYS makes the rules. 2) The rules are subject to change at any time, without prior notification. 3) NO male can possibly know all the rules. 4) If the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she must Immediately change some or all of the rules. 5) The female is NEVER wrong. 6) If the female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong. 7) If rule (6) applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding. 8) The female can change her mind at any given time. 9) The male must never change his mind without written consent from the female. 10) The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time. 11) The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be upset or angry. 12)The female must under NO CIRCUMSTANCES let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset. 13) IF FEMALE HAS PMS ALL RULES ARE NULL AND VOID. 14)

80 / 20 Rule Of Relationship
Italian princes...: In most cases, especially in relationships, you will only get 80% of what you NEED and you will hardly get the other 20% that you WANT in your relationship. There is always another person (man or women) that you will meet and that will offer you the other 20% which is lacking in your relationship that you WANT. And believe me, 20% looks really good when you are not getting it at all in your current relationship. But the problem is that you will always be tempted to leave that good 80% that you delete know you have, thinking that you will get something better with the other 20% that you WANT. But as reality has proven, in most cases, you will always end up with having the 20% that you WANT and loosing the 80% that you really NEED and that you already had. Be careful in deciding between what you WANT and NEED in your life.

Rules
These rules are to be followed at all times while in the lounge and is as follows.... Members only on cam, please bang the join button! NO droping links in the lounge unless ur staff. NO drama off any kind or u will be banned . You get one warnning, 2nd warning is a ban. Respect all staff, members and Dj's No talking about othere lounges unless u are a owner or co owner or staff No slaging any one off to owner or co owner Otherwise, have fun!

Rules (clarified)
RULES #1: NO Advertising Other Lounges. We Don't Care About LINKS Being Dropped, or Yahoo IMs being Dropped. Just Don't Try To Invite us to Another Lounge. #2: No Non-Metal Requests. Rock is NOT Metal! You Are NOT ENTITLED to Hear NONSTOP REQUESTS. Try not to Overwhelm the DJ. Try to keep the requests spaced apart by about 15 minutes to ensure that everyone gets an opportunity to make a request. Remember that these DJs are not being Paid to Serve YOU. They are here Voluntarily to make your stay in Excito more Enjoyable. This doesn't mean you will be banned for Requesting a song every 10 minutes. This merely means that the DJ has the right to refuse requests that he/she considers Excessive. #3: No Heated Disputes in the Lounge. We do not want to hear or participate in any of your negativity. If you have a complaint, Do Not Voice It In The Lounge. Voice it HERE in the comment Section, or take it into SB with the person you are having a problem with. WE WILL NOT BAN PEOPLE

The Rules Of Bedroom Golf
Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls. Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole. Object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the owner is satisfied play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play again. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival. Experienced players will normally take time to admire the entire course, paying special attention to well formed mounds and bunkers. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course being pl

10 Rules For Friends With Benefits
I saw this on another website and instead of just posting a link, I thought I would share my own mashup on this subject. There are many reasons to start a Friends with Benefits relationship. The problem is, these things have a tendency to go south pretty quick, in a bad way. Maybe you just got out of a relationship and aren’t ready for something serious. Maybe you have a really hot friend. Maybe you live alone and don’t have cable. No need to fear. Just follow these rules for a mess-free Friends with Benefits arrangement! 1. Pick someone you wouldn’t normally date. Okay, this is important. This will ensure that you don’t accidently fall in love, or at least postpone it for as long as possible. I suggest someone you dont feel socially compatible with. Maybe even someone of an alternate race, ethnicity to spice up the intrigue. 2. Insist that things will not get complicated. It’s just sex. What’s complicated about that? All you’re doin

Rules For Dating My Daughter Shared From Fb And My Brothers New Set Of Rules Lol
Rule One:If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.Rule Two:You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.Rule Three:I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your wai

Rule #1
Vigorously seek out and attend to what pleases your lover. If you don't, someone else will. Ask questions in a way that makes him feel safe and secure, so he knows he won't get "in trouble". Explore. Find out what makes him tick. And then begin integrating what he likes into your bedroom, your texts, your eye contact, your "unintentional" brush against him.

Rule #2
Getting the boy you've had your eye on to hit on you is as simple as saying, "You should buy me a drink" with eye contact and a smile. Men assume the best women are taken... and this lets him know you're single and that his company is welcome.

Rule #3
Throw your personal rules out the window. The more difficult you make it to connect and share intimacy, the more likely it is the guy will find you not worth the trouble. It isn't about putting out on the first night, or getting your skypebone on the first time you vidchat - but if you aren't willing to meet halfway on ANY issue, then you should get used to being alone.

Rule #4
OWN HIS DICK. Men who are with women that do it just the way they like, that special trick only you know, at the time of day he likes it, hitting that certain spot while you do that one thing while your leg is hanging over that one part... what else is there for him to go looking for? (Pathological cheaters are exempt from this one of course.)

Rule #5
If he asks you to make plans (be it dinner or video chat) and you accept, if you have to cancel for whatever reason or worse don't show, its 100% YOUR responsibility to make the next plans - if he will even talk to you anymore. Hard to get is over. You aren't the only one with options.

Rules To Life
18 Rules of Living 1. Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk. 2. When you lose, don’t lose the lesson. 3. Follow the three Rs: 1. Respect for self 2. Respect for others 3. Responsibility for all your actions. 4. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck. 5. Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly. 6. Don’t let a little dispute injure a great friendship. 7. When you realize you’ve made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it. 8. Spend some time alone every day. 9. Open your arms to change, but don’t let go of your values. 10. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer. 11. Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and think back, you’ll be able to enjoy it a second time. 12. A loving atmosphere in your home is the foundation for your life. 13. In disagreements with loved ones, deal only with the current situation. Don’t b

3 Rules If You Want A Free Morph
1. I Do Not Morph People Into Random Crap Like Flowers, Dragons, Butterflies etc. Basically Crap That Isnt The Human Form. Certain Animals Like Dogs, Cats, Wolves etc. Are Acceptable 2. Continuity. Both The Pic Of You And The Pic You Want To Be Morphed Into Need To Be In The Same Pose Or Close Enough That Way Arms And Legs Dont Appear Cause Ive Seen Alot Of Shitty Morphs On Here And Their Just Embarrassing. If You Dont Have A Pic That Matches I Can Raincheck You Till You Can Take A Pic In The Pose. 3. No I Repeat NO "Surprise Me" If You Dont Know What You Wanna Morph Into How The Hell Should I? If I Hear "Surprise Me" Im Just Gonna Say "I Showed You The Rules And You Broke The 3rd One So Your Not Gettin A Morph Right Now SURPRISE!!!"

Rules On My ***nsfw Pictures**
Ok my rules to see my nsfw pictures! #1. You must send me 100 credits as it shows in my pictures to be added to my family. #2. Dont send me any kind of bling that wont help either. #3. Fubucks wont work either. #4. If you ask me without reading the rules here i will block you no questions ask. #5. Same goes for the girls out there must send me 100 credits i dont give a fuck if you think im fucking hot or you wanna make a deal 100 credits is my only deal take it or leave.

Rules
ya know when us lounge owners tell our staff not to allow something and a staff member breaks that rule and gets butthurt over it, its really sad. I know on fubar we are not suppose to allow non fubar links in lounges. So when i make it a rule that rule is for all staff including myself so why does this person get all bent out of shape about it?

The 10 Rules Of D/s
1. Be Patient “To the Dominant, I say this: Until you enter into a relationship with a submissive, you have no more right to order him/her around than does anyone else. Give your submissive time to get to know you and what you are like. Finesse and subtlety are major elements of Dominance. Similarly, strength and gentleness go hand in hand. The sensitivity and awareness (or lack thereof) that you show in the real world is likely to be repeated in the playroom. “To the submissive, I say this: A potential Dominant will let you know if She or He is interested in you or not. Keep in mind that your purpose as a submissive is to serve and to satisfy someone who will take into consideration the realisation of your fantasies. Don’t expect your Dominant to be able to turn on like a light switch. The timing must be right for both of you.” 2. Be Humble “To the Dominant I say this: You may be God’s gift to the world, but no one needs to hear it

Rules
Rule #1: I reserve the right to reject friend requests from people without Salutes or if the request is empty. Under certain circumstances I may accept them, the choice is mine. Rule #2: Conversations should occur in comments or drink messages. Private messages may be accepted, but it is preferred that you be invited in my SB...I will block you in a fuck'n heart beat Rule #3: My Family is for people I associate with most, there will be no ranking amongst them as I see all my friends equally. They are typically a great group of people, but I reserve the right not to add someone or to remove anyone at any time when the association becomes null! Rule #4: If you have a problem with a friend of mine, you should keep said opinions to yourself. Until someone screws me over, I reserve the right to get along with them. Attacking a friend of mine is pretty ugly and shows more about your character than theirs. Rule #5: NO DRAMA! For the love of God. If you have a prob

Ruling By Judge William Young U.s. District Court.
Remember the guy who got on a plane with a bomb built into his shoe and tried to light it? Did you know his trial is over? Did you know he was sentenced? Did you see/hear any of the judge's comments on TV/Radio? Didn't think so. Everyone should hear what the judge had to say. Ruling by Judge William Young U.S. District Court. Prior to sentencing, the Judge asked the defendant if he had anything to say. His response: After admitting his guilt to the court for the record, Reid also admitted his "allegiance to Osama bin Laden, to Islam, and to the religion of Allah," defiantly stated "I think I ought not apologize for my actions," and told the court "I am at war with your country." Judge Young then delivered the statement quoted below, a stinging condemnation of Reid in particular and terrorists in general. January 30, 2003 United States vs. Reid. Judge Young: Mr. Richard C. Reid, hearken now to the sentence the Court imposes upon you. On counts 1, 5 and 6 th

Ruls Of Drunk Dialing
Rules of Drunk Dialing: 1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 3. If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Example: "Mom I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you" 4. Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 A.M. asking to bend them over something. 5. Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6. Drunk texting is alright... If you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 7. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night. 8. You can also call this sa

11 Rulz Of Fubar
THE fubar RULES ONE If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" "sexy bitch" "arnt i hot" doesn't convince anyone. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic. Make the bulletin once if you have to, and those who actually care about you will comment on your pics. SIX If all your pictures look the same, don't post them all. Please pu

Rum
You scored as rum. you are rum. you are adventurous and fun loving, but laid back and cool. you like to travel and love good times. rum92%vodka83%midori83%bourbon75%beer67%wine58%whiskey50%daiquaries42%absinthe42%champagne42%what alcoholic drink are you (pictures)created with QuizFarm.com

Rum Balls
Makes 25 rum balls 2 tbsp cocoa 1 cup powdered sugar 1/4 cup rum 2 tbsp light corn syrup 2 1/2 cups vanilla wafers, crushed 1 cup chopped pecans powdered sugar 1. Sift together cocoa and powdered sugar. Combine and stir rum with light corn syrup. Add and mix vanilla wafers and chopped pecans. 2. Roll ingredients together into balls. 3. Dip each ball into powdered sugar, or put them in a plastic bag and shake them in the sugar.

Rumblecat
So I am sitting here bored outta my wits listening to one of my cats purr. She sounds like an outboard motor. She's laying on top of a couple of books, and due to the way they are stacked she has the topmost one tilted so that every time she she inhales it tips down, when she exhales it tilts up. Yep. I told you I was bored. I'm going to go work on some knitting.

Rumble In The Streets
The word in the street is there is a bad ass contest coming to Fubar. Wow, well here we go again. Hell, we even got an invite to this. Now I looked at it and found some very serious bragging from some families about how bad the ass kicking is going to be. Well now I think that is going to be a problem, for when there is a rumble in the streets we are there, and lightly is not our motto. For you need to bring your best! We have been there before and hell we even furnished the body bags. So now with all of that being said here we go; lets get down to the real thing. We are here for it is the battle of the best, the cream of the crop, the best of the best etc. Get it yet? Well you will, so lets get it on my friends for there is a big rumble coming down. You can find it in the squared circle and when the smoke clears and the bell rings you will be sore and very tired, your whole body will hurt from the beating you are about to take part in. For there are no prisoner

Rumble In Teh Streets@!!!
YES ITS CALLED BATTLE OF THE FAMILES! NOT FAMILY! THE OTHERS HAVE BEEN KICKING BUTT AND TAKING NAMES NOW THEY NEED TO SEE WHO IS THE BETTER ONES! COME JOIN ME AND LETS SHOW THEM WHO IS THE BETTER! BELOW IS WHERE YOU WILL FIND ME UNTIL THE END! BEFORE YOU JOIN ME PLEASE ADD FAN AND RATE THE HOST BELOW! JOHNNY@ fubar

Rumblings From Cindragon
Greeting to everyone! Once again, I want to thank those of you who are staying on track, bombing and rating to help you to get closer to leveling. Great job on leveling Merlyn, and thanks to Merlyn for stepping up to assist me as a team captain. A few other things that I would like to address... 1) Some of you do not have Club Mystic in your name...please add it now, or be removed from the member list. 2) It is your responsibily to check for new blogs whenever you are online. I usually put it in my status, but not always. 3) Please check to see who we are helping to level, or which members have auto-11's on...I noticed only one other person besides myself rating Lynne's auto's today....she will have them running all day tomorrow and into Sunday evening, at least, if she does not activate another one. She needs the help to get back the points she lost when she was reset. 4) Most of you know that I gave Danger an auto-11 bling when we finished the big bling giveaway

Rumble In The Faux Ghetto
Lovely area I live in, full of all those little kids who wish they were from the ghetto. Was out playing football today, absolutely baking hot. About 10 of these aforementioned kids roaming about throwing water at each other. At some point they take it upon themselves to throw water in the general direction of some parents/children in the youngsters play area. Fairly enough, said parents get a bit annoyed and ask them to stop, with which a torrent of abuse is thrown their way. During this "disagreement" our football happens to land nearby, and here's where things get a bit fuzzy. For reasons unknown to us, one of the guys that was playing football decides to attack one of the dads with a log, and somehow ends up with a split lip. So he's going around trying to beat this guy up until all of us put a stop to it. I hate kids...

Rumeur: Microsoft Surface Pro Serait Libéré Le 29 Janvier
Des sources au sein de l'industrie et très proche de Microsoft ont révélé que le lancement prévu de Pro surface est prévue pour Janvier 29,achat tablette tactile , d'être libéré dans les vitrines un jour plus tard, le 30 Janvier, l'ouverture de leur disponibilité pour le public officiellement, qui peut être dans ce dispositif à un prix qui débutera à 899 $ et 999 $ par atteindre la meilleure performance technique. Et même si nous savons que nous ne devons pas croire tout ce que vous lisez sur l'Internet, nous savions que Microsoft avait promis le lancement de ce dispositif pour le mois de Janvier 2013, après la surface RT frappé le marché en Octobre 2012 et nous a quittés voulant prouver à son frère aîné, qui viennent avec un Intel x86 sous le capot et le système d'exploitation Windows 8 Pro dans sa version traditionnelle pour PC En outre, le Pro surface apportera une résolution Full HD de 1920 × 1080 pixels et USB 3.0, alors dans ce cas, nous aurons une tablette qui e

Rum Garlic Shrimp
One of my favorite recipes that I picked up in the Bahamas, and of course, had to put my New Orleans spin on it! Ingredients: 2-3 lbs Large Peeled, deveined, and butterflied Shrimp Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum (Or a spiced rum of your choosing) Chopped seasoning Diced garlic Diced tomatoes (one large can of petite diced is plenty) zucchini fresh mushrooms, pre-sliced and cleaned (optional) Cayene Pepper If you have it: Liquid crab boil Butter or margarine Linguine Prep: Dice your zucchini and steam it. Ziplock and Glad make wonderful microwaveable steamer bags. If you use them, cut 1 minute and 30 secs off the cooking time. Pasta: Follow directions on the box. Always add a small amount of olive oil to your water and stir frequently to prevent the pasta from sticking together. Directions In a Large Saucepan (use one with higher sides), melt the butter/margarine in the saucepan over MEDIUM-HIGH heat. Stir in the chopped seasoning and 2 table spoons of garlic. If y

Rumi
LIVING WITH HEART: LIVING WITH AUTHENTICITY. APPRECIATING THE MYSTERY OF LIFE. EMBRACING JOY. CULTIVATING SACREDNESS IN EVERYDAY LIFE. EXPRESSING DEPTH AND VISION. BUILDING INTIMACY AND FRIENDSHIP. ACCEPTING AND LEARNING FROM DIFFICULTY. PERCEIVING THE WORLD WITH AN INQUISITIVE, FLEXIBLE OPEN MIND. -RUMI

Rumi
my friend introduced me to the poet Rumi and now i am showing you just how great he is =] check these out comment on them please!!!! I am in Love! I am in Love with him. All this advise-- what's the use? I have drunk poison. All this sugar what's the use? You say hurry, tie up his feet. But its my heart that's gone crazy, all this rope around my feet-- what's the use? ================================================= Love rests on no foundation. It is an endless ocean, with no beginning or end. Imagine, a suspended ocean, riding on a cushion of ancient secrets. All souls have drowned in it, and now dwell there. One drop of that ocean is hope, and the rest is fear. ================================================= By day I praised you and never knew it. By night I stayed with you and never knew it. I always thought that I was me--but no, I was you and never knew it.

Ruminations And Ramblings...
More observations and meanderings from moi : So apparently being a geek/dweeb or nerd is considered hip now. Yikes. That being said, i'm sure the "hipster" types will all now become "nerdy". Where does that leave me? Not that I aspired to become a nerd but I am what I am... so now I'm considered "trendy" or dare I say "hip" ? Yay for me. Or not. Not that does me any good. ---------------- I see that fubar is a microcosm of society. The "pretty" girls on Fubar ask or rather, flatly say..bling me or get me a blast or so on. So even in the realm of online geekiness..things remain the same. At least things are consistent. Sigh. ------------------- It's been relatively nice as of late...weather wise. In the mid 70's...light breezes,etc. Anyways, I've noticed that the weather becomes nicer, the moron's seem to come out of thier respective holes. I hear the guys on the rice rocket motorcycles wizzing by the apartment ..and the tricked out Honda's with

Rumi
Love Said to Me I worship the moon.Tell me of the soft glow of acandle lightand the sweetness of my moon. Don't talk about sorrow, tell me of that treasure,hidden if it is to you,then just remain silent. Last nightI lost my grip on realityand welcomed insanity.Lovesaw me and said,I showed up.Wipe you tearsand be silent. I said, O LoveI am frightened,but it's not you.Love said to me,there is nothing that is not me.be silent. I will whisper secrets in your earjust nod yesand be silent. A soul moonappeared in the path of my heart.How precious is this journey. I said, O Lovewhat kind of moon is this?Love said to me,this is not for you to question.be silent. I said, O Lovewhat kind of face is this,angelic, or human?Love said to me,this is beyond anything that you know.Be silent. I said, please reveal this to meI am dying in anticipation.Love said to me,that is where I want you:Always on the edge,be silent.You dwell in this hall of images and illusions,leave this house nowand

Ruminate
You look, but nothing is there.You fight the urge to blinkfor fear that whatever it iswill become harder to find.You search the mirror, but come up empty.You know it's something.You can feel it.You ask your friendsif they can see it. They just throw arms up in the airand walk away.You look back,trying to remember how it all started.Was it carelessnessor a wreckless throwingof caution to the wind?Or was it just the winddoing what the wind does?Time stops while youpace the floor,caught betweenneeding to know what it isand wanting it to go away...this unrelenting burn,persistent gnawing, scratchinglike a thirst you can't quenchor a tear you can't cry.Until finally, there's nothing leftto do, but give up on it.Let go of the needing to know...the who, the what, the how, the why. The meaning of life. Poem By Tammy C.

Ruminations.
I want to go outside and open my arms and spin around in a circle until the world becomes a blur of colors and shapes. I'd laugh as the wind slithered through my hair in soft wispy carresses and the grass beneath my feet trembled as my feet moved across them into the dirt below. I'd smile and watch as you copied my every move and giggle with each circle we made, and when you got too dizzy I'd catch you before you fell. I dream sometimes that we'd sit together on a pile of blankets reading together, and you'd ask me questions and look onward diligently as the story was weaved by my words. I imagine how much you've grown, how much your eyes sparkle with the light, and how much you've changed. We would race to the kitchen and make breakfast in the mornings, and i'd teach you how to flip pancakes and watch your eyes light up in awe. You'd try to take a peek and talk my ear off about how much you liked food. I imagine two faces smiling at me, and sometimes I can even hear their l

Rummy, Bush, & Fema
Sunday, December 24, 2006 Current mood: Disgusted The Bronze, Ex-Sect. of Defense Donald Rumsfeld - When asked if he had read the Iraq Study Group report, he mentioned that he only skimmed it. And there is the reason for him to go. The Silver, President Bush - Ignores the Iraq study group and wants to keep making it up as he goes along. Then decides not to make any sort of decision on Iraq until next year. Seems to me that there was a lack of thought on what to do with Iraq prior to the invasion. The Winner, FEMA - They are currently challenging a court ruling that would force them to continue to house Katrina refuges. That's right, they don't want to pay for it anymore. They want to evict these people right before Christmas. They did win a suspension of the ruling which means they can go ahead and do it anyway. Bah Humbug! FEMA, Today's Worst Person In The World!!!

Rumors
I am so sick of the he said she said shit. All it does is ruin friendships and spred lies. Im just done with them. So, just as a reminder, if you hear something about someone and you want to know if its true ASK THEM. Dont go spreding it around. The second thing is if you find out the person who "said" something about you, why not go to them directly? I mean really whats it going to hurt to ask? You may just find out that the person who"said" something, really didnt say anything at all. Just go to the root of the rumor people, because all the drama that rumors create really isnt worth it. Not to mention if YOU know its not true, leave it alone really. Just drop it.

Rumors.
♥ ♥ Kay so whoever is spreading all the lovely lies. Stfu. Im here to set the rumors straight. 1. I have not now or ever been a fucking LESBIAN. ( No offense to them ) Its just not my choice. I prefer penis kay? 2. I am not or will i be anytime fucking soon be engaged kay? 3. I am not with some guy from fucking Japan ARE YOU INSANE? Dumbfucks. 4. I did not kill my father when i was 13 years old. Last time i knew he lived about 10 mins from me. Kay. 5. I do not have 3 kids. Are you fucking insane! I can barely deal with me. Shit last thing i need is 3 kids. Morons. 6. Kim is not my lover. I do NOT have sex with her. She lives in texas you assholes. Get a fucking clue dipshits. 7. I am not now have i ever pretended to be someone i am not. And im not fake. Dumbass. I have a webcam assbags. I know about 15 of the people on the site offline and in real life, and they can vouche for that. You guys are idiots if you even for one second believe any

Rumors
Something started by a jealous fool who cant help themselves but think of you they want the life you lead today while they go out and party everyday You work so hard to get to the top and they want all that you've got they spread little lies around town until they realize you'll soon find out they are supposed to be your friend through thick and thin but they don't know what a true friend is you have always been there to help them out i've always given her the benefit of the doubt they know all your secrets and twist them around they cant help but want to be you somehow usually slutty and whorish out of spite she's slept with more guys than i have thats right in a 6 month span shes slept with 10 in a 8 year span i've slept with less than that she shows up at your house when your mans home alone and waits to be shocked until you get home shes no longer welcome in my house.... thats right bc she decided to start telling nasty rumors one night

Rumor
A rumor, sometimes the quickest way to achieve U.S. Government action. What begins as a rumor in the federal government, often times, will become fact. The reason for this phenomenon is unclear, but speculation persists that it is a method employed to avoid embarrassment. Akin to the saying, "They say it's so, so it must be so." Classically, rumors spread from person to person by word of mouth, as in gossip. Cheap postage rates and then telephone services fomented the pace and range of the swirling of rumors. With the advent of the Internet many rumors have started to spread via email and more recently through blogging, as also occurs with various hoaxes and urban legends. While many rumors begin or continue to spread as a part of natural human communication that occurs when people discuss something they find funny or interesting, some are started in an intentional attempt to disseminate specific information. Viral marketing campaigns often depend on rumors, as do many political

The Rumors Of My Death Were Greatly Exaggerated =)
guess whos back =) ok.. so im in arizona.. got the new apartment.. got most things unpacked. sorry i didnt post an update on my wherabouts after springfield illinois - once the van had been checked out and paid for ($600 =( ) we were on our way again - after a couple day delay.. but once on the road we made good time through the other states overall - it did turn a 3-4 day trip into nearly a week though.. but we were in no hurry really - it was sortof a vacation afterall. stopped off in amarillo texas for some ribs at Dyers ribs and then caught a cab to Grand Central Station - a local bar which is actually seven bars.. you can choose from country, country, salsa, or country - nah, jk.. it was a cool place overall - and i was after some chick at the karaoke bar. we got trashed - fun night. didnt really stop at a whole lot of other places along the way - just hotels.. i got a few videos on my phone from it all - but i also didnt film a whole lot.... well anyway - fun trip.. ex

Rumors Rumors
RUMORS RUMORS > > > > > > > > > > I want to thank all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me your chain letters over the past two years. Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy. > > > Because of your concern... I no longer can drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains. > > I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr Pepper since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans. > > I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer. > > I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS. > > I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like water buffalo on a hot day. > > I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with perfume sample and rob me. > > I no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise. > > I no longer shop at

Rumor Control
Despite what few rumors are floating about these days ..I,Jezebel Tempting, am here to set all the records straight.So listen up darklings and pay close attention as I speak the truth of such matters that pertain to me. 1)The Rhode Island show: Yes I have actually cancelled the show. No it has nothing to do with my health. Yes I am actually still alive and breathing(despite some people's darkest little heart's desires) 2) Domcon Atlanta:Yes I am a model for Domcon Atlanta in October. Yes I will be staying with Savage Ron and his pet Emily while there. No I have not lost my mind!!!(altho I must admit there are times I wish I could) 3)Taboo Masquerade: Yes I am still in the line up for performing. Yes I already have my troop put together for this event(thank you) Yes I have faith that Evan Christopher and team know what the hell they are doing.I have faith in his vision. 4)Personal Life: Yes my health is doing quite well. Yes I am a lucky bitch as I get massage thera

Rumors...gossip
Okay folks I know some of you I had on my old cowgirl in pink account and well until recently I thought I had made a mistake bringing back the cowgirl in pink but you know what I have been finding out some very serious an vicious rumors that he been told about me to others on this site. Well you know what its all lies an bullshit you shouldnt judge me until you have spoken to me and most importantly don't believe anything on this site until you have seen proof of it yourself. I am come on people you all have known me for almost 2 years and I have never hurt anybody or went after someone without good reason I am a truth seeker always have been I am not afriad to say what I feel and think. I make no lies about myself or hold anything back and it was just until a few day's I realized that I had done nothing wrong a few months back when I deleted the old cowgirl in pink account. I am sick of the lies an rumors that are going on about me on this site if you have something to say to me or ha

Rumors And Lies Are Pissing Me Off
Hello everyone, how's it going? I am really pissed off. Why is it a big freaking deal that I have guy friends? Just because I would rather hang out with guys than with girls, does not make me a whore. It just makes me happy. No I do not screw any of them. I would just rather hang out with guys than girls. Someone named Doug that has a page on here, called my little brother and told him that I was a whore. Well I am not, and if I was, I would have all the money I need to take care of business. maybe he is just pissed off because I don't want him. I don't sleep with anyone but my husband. Yes, I am married. I have always gotten along better with the guys than the girls. My little brother called me and actually asked me if I was a whore. Even though he knows better. I could never be a whore, hooker, or what ever you call those girls that sell themselves. Yes I enjoy hot sex as much as the next person, but I do not hook. I just enjoy hot sex with my husband. He is happy with the way our li

Rumors Going Around That Gene Simmons Passed, Isnt True, Hes Alive And Well
FROM http://www.genesimmons.com/ November 18th - I AM ALIVE AND WELL!!! Thank you all, for the kind words and condolences...but I am alive and well. Recently, there has been a rumor spread on the internet of my passing. Our legal team is actively looking into this and I intend to sue the people off the face of the Earth. Can everyone say "Bye, bye" together? But, thank you for the kind words. All is good. GENE SIMMONS FROM KISS IS ALIVE AND WELL I leave you this partial story from Fox News, about "Jumpin Gene Simmons", He died Tuesday at North Mississippi Medical Center in Tupelo after a long illness, according to Holland-Harris Funeral Directors. Simmons — not to be confused with the Kiss bassist with the same name — was in show business for more than 50 years, working with such names as Sam Phillips and the Bill Black Combo. More recently, he co-wrote "Indian Outlaw," which became a big hit in 1994 for country superstar Tim McGraw. But his biggest succes

Rumor Has It (2005)
Fun Rob Reiner-directed movie inspired by the book and movie "The Graduate". A woman and her fiancé travel in from New York to Pasadena to meet her family- and she begins more and more to wonder why certain quiet family facts seem to have been taken, names changed, from the pages of that book.

Rumor Has It... Wet T-shirt At Ihs Come Take A Look
Joker is putting a contest together for all female memebers in the iron horse saloon a "WET TEE SHIRT CONTEST " if your not a memeber please join before march 1st to enter. And you will need to have a salute pic. To join the IHS just click on the pic and it will take you there. The contest will start on march 1st to march 7th. There is 4 judges that will judge the pics. To submit pic please send it to JOker in his fumail and he will tell you how to do the rest. There is going to be 1st, 2nd and 3rd place winners that will be paid in fupaypal. The amount of the prizes will be told on the 1st before the contest opens up. If you have anymore questions about entering feel free to ask Joker by clicking on his pic below. Joker "Offical IHS Wet - Tshirt Contest Judge"@ fubar (repost of original by '"MG" the angel and head promoter in IHS' on '2008-02-20 11:54:44') (repost of original by 'Joker "Offical IHS Wet - Tshirt Contest Judge"' on '2008-02-20 12:26:02')

Rumor Going Around About Me.
i have not nor will i ever capture women on cams,etc...i don't even know how to do it.it amazes me how people believe someone without seeing evidence or facts.it seems to me that slander would be against site policy.i have had allot of people bloc me just because of a false rumor.i really don't care if a stranger blocks me.but im just saying there blocking me from a lie spread by a man thats jelious of me.im a lady's man.he can't stand that.so he got jelious of me and is spreading rumors about me.i think his name is texas_hubby.

Rumors
So as everyone knows I am married...if you don't know I am!! I love my hubby very much...my hubby is away and stupid people need to stop making up rumors and saying that I am single...WFT anywhoo if this is the site they thought I was on...then know that your a bastard to spread a rumor like that ex. being where you are!! How dare you try to make our marriage one of your toys..shame on you!! I love my hubby more then anything in the worl I would like to let everyone on her know that~~!! Mrs.Perry

~ Rumors ~
WORD....... How do rumors get started, they’re started by the jealous people and They get mad seeing something they had and somebody else is holding They tell me that temptation is very hard to resist But these wicked women, ooh, they just persist Maybe you think it’s cute, but girl, I’m not impressed I'll tell you one time only with my business please don’t mess (When you) look at all these rumors surrounding me every day I just need some time, some time to get away from From all these rumors, I can’t take it no more My best friend said there’s one out now about me and the girl next door Did you hear the one about Tina, some say she’s much too loose That came straight from a guy who claims he’s tasted her juice Did you hear the one about Michael, some say he must be gay I tryed to argue, but they said if he was straight he wouldn’t move that way Did you hear that one about Susan, some say she’s just a tease In a camisole she’s six feet tall, she’ll knock you to y

Rumor Control
My ex fuhubby "steviec" steviec@ fubar has took it upon his self to spread rumors about me calling me a bling whore and saying a lot of bad things about me. Just for the record I did not ask for bling. He came to me and always said "what bling u want?" I never ASKED! I didnt block him because he "couldnt afford anymore" hes never said that. I blocked him because he flat out lied to me! then proceeded to insult me and even drug my baby into this saying he was happy I got rapped. He has major issues........beware! and again I DIDN'T ASK FOR BLING!

Rumors And Contemplation: The Mumms
seeing as how I'm somewhat new to the mumms, I don't really know how things were in the past. what I do know is seeing several complaints about not wanting to play in the mumms anymore. yes, this is old news. there's something that really bothers me about the whole thing. was there really control and a whole different approach and general feeling of the mumms. would another way of mumming like a advice column or a open forum poll debate type things be something people would like to be doing? something where there aren't as many topic and other restrictions. where it's less likely to get IP banned or what ever is done when an opinion isn't agreeable to others. when I have trouble making a decision and I make a mumm, it is frustrating as hell to go through the chat and discussion that has NOTHING to do with my topic. this is probably a feeling shared with others. maybe there can be a button that brings you aside from the main topic to start babbling and then there an option to go off to

Rumors Revealed
SOme of you may be asking Are you the real freezie? why were you banned? What happened? as most know i was a crazy bomber, spent lots on this site as well as lots of support, bombed everyone not just autos it didnt matter who you were i randomly picked ppl to bomb, once i got moved up in rank to the 50's some womans account was hacked - how i got blamed for it is stil a mystery but hey the person that did it got away with it right? I took the fall for it, I was also accused of cheating - and i was reset when I was cheating - at that time there was an admin on site that hated ME with a passion for what i dont know but that admin had a huge grudge over nothing. I was Incriminated for a crime I did not do. so to answer all of your questions at once - Yes i was banned for being incriminated for a crime i did not do and i lost everything i spent/worked hard for - because sum lil cheater was sacared to lose they spot in ranks - hope this helps clear things up for u all - comment

Rumor
I once heard a rumorAbout a man with a tumorThe tumor was bigBig and shaped like a pigThe pig was really pinkThe pink pig knew a minkThe mink was white and blackHis parents named him JackJack also had a twinThe twin name was sinSin was evil and badBad and always madMad and sad was PanPan is the wife of the manThe man that had the tumorBut the tumor was just a rumor

Rumpelstiltskin
Once there was a miller who was poor, but who had a beautiful daughter. Now it happened that he had to go and speak to the king, and in order to make himself appear important he said to him, I have a daughter who can spin straw into gold. The king said to the miller, that is an art which pleases me well, if your daughter is as clever as you say, bring her to-morrow to my palace, and I will put her to the test. And when the girl was brought to him he took her into a room which was quite full of straw, gave her a spinning-wheel and a reel, and said, now set to work, and if by to-morrow morning early you have not spun this straw into gold during the night, you must die. Thereupon he himself locked up the room, and left her in it alone. So there sat the poor miller's daughter, and for the life of her could not tell what to do, she had no idea how straw could be spun into gold, and she grew more and more frightened, until at last she began to weep. But all at once the door opened, and

Rum Runners - Closed
This game is now closed. Thank you for playing! Game F.A.Q. Who can I order for?You may order for ANYONE on Fubar, with the exception of yellow staff, and anyone that refuses play. Anyone who wishes to be removed from the game may do so by requesting such through private message at any time. Not all people play for the win - most play simply to give the tokens as gifts to those they care for :) Please request removal ONLY if you do not desire to receive more tokens. Can I order more than one at a time?Yes, you can order as many as you want, for as many people that you want. To keep it organized, please send the appropriate amount of fubucks with a list of how many tokens are meant for each person. For example, if you send 5000 fubucks (enough for 10 tokens) you would say "5 to Dawn, User # 975528 and 5 to Cali4nialovin01, User # 884702." If you have earned tokens, you can say something like "Rated Love Box #1 10s. 100 tokens for Dawn #975528". How long does it

Rumsfield Being Replaced...
or so it may seem with a lot of talk about pulling the troops out of Iraq, but with an unknown rate. The thing that I am concerned about, too, is if the troops are pulled out of Iraq, will they also pull out the civilians who are working there too?? While I do want our troops home as much as anyone else does.... but I am also concerned about any action that may be turned towards the civilians working there. I don't know what the answer is....but, not only do I know folks that are in the armed forces, I also have ex-family members that are over there as civilians that have never shot a gun in their 54 years of their life. As long as the troops are there, I am comforted in knowing that the civilians will be as safe as they can be in a foreign country that is in a current upheaval of political change, which is hopefully for the good. Any ideas??? Do you think that the American civilians who are working there are being considered a part of the decision making process???

Rumsfeld Tops List Of War Criminals! Tvnl News
HUMAN RIGHTS WATCH : http://www.tvnewslies.org/news/#rights ***In Search of a Criminal: Donald Rumsfeld's Name Tops the List of Accused of War Crimes - "Rumsfeld is no longer untouchable," says Wolfgang Kaleck, the German lawyer who filed the complaint along with the New York-based Center for Constitutional Rights and the International Federation for Human Rights. "He is now deeply connected with claims of abuses and torture. We have taken the first step to begin the legal discussion on his accountability." WAR : http://www.tvnewslies.org/news/#war

Rumsfeld Charged With War Crimes In German Court
Rumsfeld Charged With WAR CRIMES In German Court There is HOPE! Jeremy Paxman talking about Rumsfield, Being charged with war crimes. As the German lawyer said, first go after Rumsfield and then the "Others" Will follow

Rumy, Bush, And The News
Saturday, November 25, 2006 Current mood: blah We start with Donald Rumsfeld - Underfunding the training of Iraqi military and police personel. He thought he could do Iraq on the cheap. Only got fired 3 years too late. Then there's President Bush - Completely ignoring the situation in Iraq and the American publics wishes. Instead of facing the problems in Iraq, he decides to take a Asian tour where he reminds all of his critics that he does not know history and just does not get it. The Winner, News Corp - For trying to buy off OJ Simpson dead wifes family so they could air the interview and publish the book anyway. And somewhere Satan is just stoking the fires for Rupert Murdock. News Corp and in extension Rupert Murdock, Today's Worst Person In The World!

R U My Friend
This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it everyday. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true. 1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. You are special and unique. 8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look. 11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. So........... If you are a loving friend, send this to everyone, including the one that sent it to you.

Run
where do I run who do I see how can I be there for you? which way to go how long must I wait for you to know the truth I see that you can feel what I thinking But really do you know How long it been Ive tried let someone in but all I did was push them away as I run into your arms I see the truth inside that what I need was closer than a heartbeat away OH Lord I run into your arms again letting show me what I need for each and everyday this my desire to be more like you and nothing I can do will push you away your forgiveness abounds and even when I dont understand the things that have happen to me I still can see u there in amist the storms and the pains im going through so I say thank you Lord For who you are! For who you are Thank you for being there and showing me the way Never let me go! Jeremy Michael Caverley Mc Cloud

Run
I called your name, I knew your face. As time goes further, we'll keep drifting away, you don't believe me then thats ok. I tried to save you, wish I could save myself, but its ok now with the choices you made. We've drifted apart, I remember saying don't worry, it was the last time we'd ever meet. You said we should part our ways, I said ok. I knew the truth, I can't look at you the same way,you've made your bed now sleep in it. You've broken dreams, now sleep in them. You said I made you cry tears, now drink them.You said I scared you, I was your fear, now face these bad dreams, or run like you always do. Run from everything when it crashes down on you,run from the sun like its chasing you.

The "run"
I THOUGHT I WOULD SHARE ONE MORE TALE ABOUT MY DAYS RIDING WITH THE BANDITOS. THIS LITTLE EPISODE BEGAN ABOUT A YEAR OR SO AFTER MY INITIATION. IT DIDN'T TAKE ME VERY LONG TO GET A REPUTATION AS THE "DRUG-DOINGEST" BANDITO IN THE CLUBHOUSE. THERE WAS NO CHEMICAL THRILL I DID NOT SEEK, NO DRUG-INDUCED STUPOR I DID NOT PURSUE WITH TOTAL ABANDON. MIGHT EXPLAIN WHY I ONLY HAVE ABOUT 17 BRAIN CELLS LEFT. ANYWAY, ONE OF THE WAYS THE CLUB, AND ALL CLUBS FOR THAT MATTER, SUPPORTED ITSELF WAS WITH CONTRABAND ............ DRUGS, GUNS, VEHICLES, WHATEVER WOULD SELL. BEING THAT I HAD A REAL "FEEL", SO TO SPEAK, FOR THE DRUG TRADE, I WAS QUICKLY "ASSIGNED" AS IT WERE, TO DRUG RUNNING. NOW LET ME SAY RIGHT HERE, I WAS A "MULE", NOTHING MORE. I DID NOT STAND OUTSIDE SCHOOLYARDS AND "HAWK MY WARES" OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. I MADE THE BUYS THAT SUPPLIED THE FOLKS THAT DID THAT SORT OF THING. I KNOW ITS NOT MUCH OF A DISTINCTION, BUT IT'S HOW I JUSTIFIED IT TO MYSELF. HEY !!!! I TOLD YOU

Run
I lost faith in trying. I found truth in your eyes. I lost strength by lying. I found weakness in my mind. I believe in something I can’t see. I love someone I can’t have. I made friends with an angel. Now I’m paying for my sins. From a distance, I run again.

Run
Run today my enemies wait today i bear my fate today i face my fears and i cry all my tears today i want more more than ever before to give u everything that your eyes can see today we met and the stage was set today we fell in love and look back we never did John Everette Mills Copyright ©2008 John Everette Mills

"run"
We "run" to find somthing wetheir its something simple like an item we left behind that we forgot about but nomatter how big or how expensive if it has centamental value to us we can not leave it behind. This finds its way in my heart with past relationships nomatter how bad it ended or how wrong the terms are even how long ago it was I have to worry about them thats both girlfriends and just friends. I tend to have a really kind heart and soul so most people walk all over it lke a rug that noone ever pays any attention to. Im starting to throw away the true me and replacing it with some world hating asshole. I have thoughts about doing this and of how simple it would be but I the end i would endup looseing everything and everyone that i care most about. The one person that i thought was accepting me for me turned out to be nothing more than false hope.I have many friends of both sexes the ones that i have made in the last year have proven to be both good and badon the whole aspect of

Run
"Run" Run and hide again I want to wait this time Don't wonder why you can't clear this final sin You know this story was over before it began This is a battle you're not going to win Welcome the end I've spent a lifetime planning out your destruction You're never gonna witness another day A lonely lifetime planning out your destruction, with no other function You really don't know how long I've waited for your destruction I'm telling you, you just can't get away A whole lifetime planning out your destruction, with no other function You really don't know You better run! Ask me why again, nowhere to go this time Revenge will be mine again Say good bye, my friend Don't run away this time and die like a man There is no escape from my plan Welcome the end I've spent a lifetime planning out your destruction You're never going to witness another day A lonely lifetime planning out your destruction, with no other function You really don't know how long I've

Run
The quiet sadness of the people of the north Echoes silently around the cold grey places. Ecstasies undared tremble upon the edge of the tightly, respectably unfulfilled Who drink to excess in order to forget what never happened. Brave faces, Well dressed ordered minds on suicides edge Reflected in the rain skimmed slate grey, battleship grey, hardship grey... I'm further south, and homeless, Here I am. Globally-altered and dishevelled. Oh darling, I've done it all, An antithesis of sorts. And yet bound together and hopelessly in love With the inevitable loss And the end How can we run from ourselves?

Run
RunI'm broken and bruised, punished and used, my spirit and heart have been crushed.It was bad for so long, I tried to hold on, to the few things i had felt. I finally ran,I far i ran fast,trying to out run the pain.Now I can't stop running,can't stop running, No matter how happy I feel.I know it will end, and once again, the pain and the hurt will come back.So i won't stop running,I can't stop running, some hearts will get broke in the end.So i'll run till I'm safe, I'll run till i'm free,I may love and be loved again.Until then i run,I run far i run fast,trying to our run the pain.

Run....
Run she see the clouds over the sky so soft over her as she moves to the heart beat... Run she thinks she made it to the end... sky is so blue and true the only thing to hang on to..... Run by 1,2,3 4 houses dogs singing out to her... cars driving to no where.... clouds moving faster to dark air cool wind on her face.... Run faster run faster to make the light cross the street to no where.... make to the green tall grass smell the sex over her.... Run faster run faster... run faster last last so fun for her no thoughts over her this night... she made it to the end... Run out the madness at last ... runner high is a blast... you have no clue what she is talking about.... Run she see the clouds over the sky so soft over her as she moves to the heart beat... bY cHristine ......... just let go...

Runaround
Crazy......Tell The truth. Whimsical.....though you lack the proof Faithfull....Always drawing near Caring...nothing left to fear Beautiful...Nature is so fair Truthfull as visions declare I runaround inside my head This dream of mine is almost dead Trusting spinning hypnotize I know you see beyond the lies Fame and Fortune in your eyes I runaround inside my head This dream of mine is almost dead. I runaround inside my head This dream of mine is surely dread.

Runaway Train
Call you up in the middle of the night Like a firefly without a light You were there like a slow torch burning I was a key that could use a little turning So tired that I couldn't even sleep So many secrets I couldn't keep Promised myself I wouldn't weep One more promise I couldn't keep It seems no one can help me now I'm in too deep There's no way out This time I have really led myself astray Runaway train never going back Wrong way on a one way track Seems like I should be getting somewhere Somehow I'm neither here no there Can you help me remember how to smile Make it somehow all seem worthwhile How on earth did I get so jaded Life's mystery seems so faded I can go where no one else can go I know what no one else knows Here I am just drownin' in the rain With a ticket for a runaway train Everything is cut and dry Day and night, earth and sky Somehow I just don't believe it Runaway train never going back Wrong way on a one way track Seems

Runaway
One day i will come for you, cause you know that i still love you. I will ask for you to runaway with me, to abandon your fears and sadness. Look ahead to horizon and that is where we will go. Lets become twin tigers once more hand in hand. Retire to a place where there is much sand.

Run Away....
Im jus sitting here, Throwing my life away, Living my life, Day by day, Wishing and wanting, So much more, This life, I no longer adore, I don't like these faces, The glares that i get, To run and hide, Would be my best bet, I will run, Run away, I've ran so long, Now I'm a stray, I will come back, Maybe, someday, But for now, I will remain far away,

Runaway Passion
Runaway passion, flash threw fall fashion, gust's graze the face of mother earth, with such grace, far surpassing, any who might fall within her ranks it would be against her better sense not to raise the stakes raise your hands to wash your face as a new day now awakes its up to you what you will make this blank canvas of a day for your memories to overlay this potential masterpiece a coup d'grace.

Run Away
nothing seems to go the way planned when you think its great something goes wrong you dont want to hear it but everyone says "i told you so" you cant get away here all you wanna do is be alone you think of running away but what good would that do you know you cant run from your problems and that the depression will follow so you act fine hiding the truth from those that really love you thinking in time it will just disappear but in the end all your doing is making it worse and you dont even see it you need to get it out but running away isnt' the answer all that will do is bury things farther til one day you cant take it any more and snap come to me in your time of need but please dont run away

Runaway Husband
This Middle aged man was going through his mid-life crisis so he went out and bought him a new bright red Porsche. So he decided to take his new Porsche on a test drive down the interstate one day. He got up to about 85 mph and all of a sudden he saw this highway patrolman with his blue lights and siren blaring coming toward him. He decided he and his new Porsche would outrun the officer. So the man sped up to 95 mph,and then to 105 mph, but the patrolman was still coming. The man finally came to his senses and said to himself, "This is crazy, I could go to jail for this," so he pulled over. The patrolman came to the car and told the man, "It has been a long day and I am tired. If you can give me an excuse no one else has ever given me I will let you go." So the man told the officer, "Last night my wife ran off with a patrolman and when I seen you chasing me I thought you were trying to bring her back." The officer looked at the man and said, "Have a nice day."

Run Around
Once upon a midnight dearie I woke with something in my head I couldn't escape the memory Of a phone call and of what you said Like a game show contestant with a parting gift I could not believe my eyes When I saw through the voice of a trusted friend Who needs to humor me and tell me lies Yeah humor me and tell me lies And I'll lie too and say I don't mind And as we seek so shall we find And when you're feeling open I'll still be here But not without a certain degree of fear Of what will be with you and me I still can see things hopefully But you Why you wanna give me a run-around Is it a sure-fire way to speed things up When all it does is slow me down And shake me and my confidence About a great many things But I've been there I can see it cower Like a nervous magician waiting in the wings Of a bad play where the heroes are right And nobody thinks or expects too much And hollywood's calling for the movie rights Singing hey babe let's keep in touch Hey

Runaway, Baby
i've always wanted to just runaway and start over. part of me still wants to but the other part knows that i'll still be the same person i am today. i'll still remember the same crap that i'd like to forget and forget the same crap that i'd like to remember. Runaway, Baby Runaway, baby From the pain that you feel From the constant bickering From the bottomless bottle Runaway, baby From the demons on you back From the darkness in your heart From the thing you are becoming Runaway, baby From the love that you fear From the anger that drags you down From the will that refuses to give in But, baby, before you go Allow me these parting words No matter where you go, there you’ll be No matter where you run, you will always be you No matter where you hide, your memories will always find you Be strong, baby Stand up Turn to you demons Spit in their faces Throw the first punch Fight to the death if you must Take a walk, baby Into the fire Let it bu

Runaway Love By Ludacris F/mary J. Blige
[Hook - Mary J. Blige] Runaway love [8x] [LISA] Now little Lisa is only 9 years old Shes tryin' to figure out why the world is so cold Why she's all all alone and they never met her family Mama's always gone and she never met her daddy Part of her is missin' and nobody will listenin' Mama is on drugs gettin' high up in the kitchen Bringin' home men at different hours of the night Startin' with laughs--usually endin' in a fight Sneak into her room while her mama's knocked out Tryin to have his way and little Lisa says "Ouch" She tries to resist but then all he does is beat her Tries to tell her mom but her mama don't believe her Lisa is stuck up in the world on her own Forced to think that hell is a place called home Nothin' else to do but some get some clothes and pack She says shes 'bout to run away and never come back. [Hook - Mary J. Blige] Runaway love [8x] [NICOLE] Little Nicole is only 10 years old She's steady tryin' to figure w

The Runaway
This is no place for u my dear, Turn around and leave, u hear? U left your mamma’s warm embrace, She longs to see your pretty face. Young and sweet, u lost your way, But “Private” means u cannot stay, Grab your sack and walk on by, There’s the door, and don’t ask why. Go home baby, don’t turn back, They’ll eat u like a midnite snack, Smother u like candy cream, Their latest, sick, perverted dream. They’ll chew u up and spit u out, And snicker while they watch u pout, Then lick your wounds and lap u up, You’ll become they’re newest pup. Words of comfort, sugar and spice, And all things warm, inviting and nice, Is what your ears will hear at first, Then you’ll feel your bubble burst. They’ll cast their eyes on your sweet lips, Then have u shake your naked hips, Throw u in the lions cage, Right up on their centre stage. They’ll Kiss u Love u Hug u Hold u Then Wine u Dine u Grope u Fuck u Listen hard and listen well, This place will be your

Runaway Soldier
A soldier was running down the road, and came to a fork in the road, where he saw a nun standing there. Out of breath he asked, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirt for a few minutes? I'll explain WHY later." The nun agreed. Just a moment later, two Military Police came running along and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier running by here??" The nun replied, "He went that way." After the MP's disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq." The nun said, "I think I can fully understand your fear." The soldier added, "I hope you don't think I'm rude or impertinent, but you have a great pair of legs!" The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls. I don't want to go to Iraq either!"

Run And Hide
Run and Hide I just wanna run and hide. Lost all love. Lost all hope. I just wanna run and hide. Ran out of love. Ran out of hope. I just wanna run and hide. Where can I go. Where can I hide. Lost my heart. Lost my soul. I just wanna run and hide. Ran out of trust. Ran out of affection. I just wanna run and hide. Was always used. Was always abused. I just wanna run and hide. God don't want me. Devil kicked me out. I just wanna run and hide. Where can I go. Where can I hide. No family to hold me. No friends to turn to. I just wanna run and hide. Gonna crawl into my shell. No reason for my life. No reason for my soul. I'll just crawl away and find somewhere to hide. Cause god don't want me. Devil kicked me out. I just wanna run and hide....run and hide. I'm gonna crawl away and hide....just get away and hide.

Runaway
She says she has to run away She can't take the pain Says she has to leave town Hopping on a Greyhound Tired of being chased by her fears Oh, God here come the tears The days turn into hours, minutes, seconds, moments I miss her at just the thought of her going This hurts so bad, I hope it's not showing Forcing this smile on my face But I am losing something that can't be replaced Trying to put a circle where a square should be Hard to see the forest for the trees My joy is in her happiness In my heart I know she needs to do this She is the one thing in my life that makes sense I just hope the grass is greener on the other side of her fence Counting down the days Until she has to run away

Run Away
nobody gets it noone understands they see everything but are blind to the truth my pain is an open wound i cant close it up inside its gonna split me in 2 my head is aching my heart is breaking i cant take anymore the days seems to flow together in a river of continuous struggle i try to catch my breath before i sink under loosing what i had left of me im tired of being what you want i want to be me but with you i cant be i have to break free i need a new shot to find myself again ive lost who i am who i thought ive become along the way watching as i drift away a little more everyday im stuck with you why cant they see??? im tired of "fixing" this pretending the abuse isnt there hiding the truth of who you are to put on this false front of pretending i cant and wont do it again so i will leave and disappear noone cares around me so why let them know

Run Away
Wants to run away from it all Wants to not have to worry for one night Wants to have a night filled of happiness Wants to not have to worry about money issues Wants to not have to worry about ebing short of rent Wants to cry on a shoulder that cares Wants someone to pay atteion to me and only me Wants tommrow never to come. Wants to never go back to a current job situation Wants to be told it will be ok Wants to be married and taken to a land somewhere

Run Away
"Run Away" (feat. Pusha T) I was gonna take my life Where I wanted to go Wich was with your life No you'll ever know Now I can't do that No with the heaven found Cause when I was ready You no were around [chorus] Said I wanna be with you Why do you have to go and run away Is it cause you were not true And you never had plans to stay Or is it cause you had a girl On the other side of town Make plans to be with you Why the hell are you not around You said I was special Special to the world And made you special Cause I was your girl Now I cant do that No with the heaven found I thought I was special Where are you now [chorus] Said I wanna be with you Why do you have to go and run away Is it cause you were not true And you never had plans to stay Or is it cause you had a girl On the other side of town Make plans to be with you Why the hell are you not around Remember that go You said I was yours And then I was ready Your heart an open door

Runaway
All the pain you caused me All the tears I shed as I laid down in the darkness All the time I wasted on someone who was evil All the stress I endured do to your hands All the closeness I lost with in myself All the family I deserted due to your game All the loneliness I felt at your hands All the time I wasted hoping it would change All the breaks I felt as you pushed me down the stairs All the tears I shed as I iced my wounds All the times I felt like I was worthless because you said I was All the lies I believed You think I would not survive would you? Guess what, I am happier now than I have been in 10 years. You can do the math a thousand ways but you cannot erase the facts. I am not scared just changing. You think I care but I don’t? All respect was lost the day you put your hands on me. Cry little baby that you lost me, live with yourself and what you could have had. I don’t play your rules, I make my own. You talk real loud but you don’t say any

Runaway
I've got my things packed My favorite pillow Got my sleeping bag Climb out the window All the pictures and pain I left behind All the freedom and fame I've gotta find And I wonder How long it'll take them to notice that I'm gone And I wonder How far it'll take me To run away It don't make any sense to me Run away This life makes no sense to me Run away It don't make any sense to me Run away It don't make any sense to me I was just trying to be myself You go your way I'll meet you in hell It's all these secrets that I shouldn't tell I've got to run away It's hypocritical of you Do as you say not as you do I'll never be your perfect girl I've got to run away I'm too young to be Taken seriously But I'm too old to believe All this hypocrisy And I wonder How long it'll take them to see my bed is made And I wonder If I was a mistake I might have nowhere left to go

The Runaway . . .
I am a teenage runaway . . . or at least I believe I am . . . . Let me explain . . . approximately 5 months after my brother was born in 1984. I ranaway, the problem is, I don't even remember running away . . . sometimes it is difficult to remember things anymore. The last thing I do remember of that day, was flying through the air (not with the greatest of ease) and crashing into something. (Learned years later that I was thrown into the China Cabinet.) After that, I don't remember a thing. I wasn't until days later, I woke up in a strange room (it wasn't the hospital) with a strange person (not strange weird - strange unknown) bandaging me up with all the cuts and lacerations on my back. I am still not fully cognizant of the event (or various other portions of my life), but I was found in the streets injured and bleeding; and was taken in by a lovely lady . . . My Angel . . . who took me in and took care of me. When I was well enough, I realized that I must of ran

Run Away
Sometimes I feel like the word is looking over my shoulder I feel my patience growing shorter I dontwant to know I dont want to feel I dont want to be I dont want to sound crazy! I dont want to sound insane! Have you ever felt the same? I cant take the pressure Just want to run away I make believe Im feeling better Cause I cant take the pressure Just need to run away

Run Away
Can we run away tonight And hide from tomorrows The glass is cracking tonight Shattering our fears away The silence in here fades And it's only your eyes that I see Take me, pull me all around Break me, I'm yours Can we run away tonight And hide from tomorrows We die in this moment And I don't want to wake from this I can barely breathe Suffocating on what you gave me Take me, pull me all around Break me, I'm yours Can we run away tonight And hide from tomorrows It's quiet now Whispers confess Can we run away now And hide from tomorrow Can we run away tonight And hide from tomorrows

Run Away
I want to be the rabbit bouncing away from the confusion startled I froze with a case of lock jaw clearly my throat is not slit breath still lies in my body the same body that betrayed me to be held with your gaze eyes evaporating to cold steel pinned to a bed until atonement is achieved by my screams i am a rabbit trapped just waiting for you to skin me.

Runaway Train
Call you up in the middle of the night Like a firefly without a light You were there like a blowtorch burning I was a key that could use a little turning So tired that I couldn't even sleep So many secrets I couldn't keep I promised myself I wouldn't weep One more promise I couldn't keep It seems no one can help me now, I'm in too deep; there's no way out This time I have really led myself astray Runaway train, never going back Wrong way on a one-way track Seems like I should be getting somewhere Somehow I'm neither here nor there Can you help me remember how to smile? Make it somehow all seem worthwhile How on earth did I get so jaded? Life's mystery seems so faded I can go where no one else can go I know what no one else knows Here I am just a-drownin' in the rain With a ticket for a runaway train And everything seems cut and dried, Day and night, earth and sky, Somehow I just don't believe it Runaway train, never going back Wrong way on a one

Runaway Lawnmower Kills Monk
Runaway lawnmower kills monk Mon Feb 25 A Buddhist monk from Japan was killed after slipping and falling under the blades of his runaway tractor lawnmower, an inquest into his death has found. The Reverend Seiji Handa, 50, was cutting the grass around his peace pagoda in the English city of Milton Keynes when the accident occurred last August. He got out of the tractor to inspect something but the vehicle, which was pulling a multi-bladed grass cutting machine, slipped its handbrake. The coroner's office in Milton Keynes, northwest of London, said it had recorded a verdict of accidental death. Handa, from Niigata in Japan, came to Britain in 1978, when he began building a pagoda to promote peace. He had tended the pagoda with the help of nuns ever since. His main job was to trim the 12 acres of lawns around the monument. (Reporting by Luke Baker; Editing by Charles Dick)

Run Away
run away I know I have my problems but I don’t understand why it is your leaving me. am I that bad of a man? I know we have our issues but in time I am sure we can work them out. Maybe things aren’t perfect and maybe they’ll never be. Instead me of making you smile I fill you with uncertainty. I will never be a hero a role model is not what I am. But I will always be there for you and I hope that you still give a damn So baby take me by the hand and run away with me Or tell me that its over and leave me to my misery Cause I cant take this feeling of not knowing What’s in store for me anymore Maybe he finally won this game? Maybe I’m the one to lose and have no one but myself to blame. Maybe I am not the man you needed and just maybe I will never be. Or maybe I’ m the one you need to take you, far away from all this damn insanity. All I know is I would never hurt you can that man you call yours say the same?

The 3 Runaways
There were three boys. one named zip, one named willy and one named pee. they ran away from school but they were chased by the headteacher so zip hid on top of a wardrobe, willy hid inside it and pee stood next to it. soon enough, the headteacher saw the cupboard and at that moment it was break time so all the kids were coming out of class. the headteacher was unaware of this and shouted ZIP DOWN! WILLY OUT! PEE IN THE CORNER!

Runaway Suv Knocks Man Off His Toilet
Just when you thought you could enjoy a nice morning shit. . . WELLINGTON, New Zealand (AP) ¯ A New Zealand man got the fright of his life when a runaway SUV crashed into his house and knocked him off the toilet, a newspaper reported Friday. The vehicle had been parked with its emergency brake only half on, and rolled backward down a 32 foot bank into the house Thursday in the southern city of Christchurch, "The Press" newspaper reported. Police said a building contractor working next door had parked the vehicle at the top of the bank minutes earlier. "He came back to his vehicle and found it next door, basically," Christchurch police Sgt. Kim Reid was quoted as saying. The paper said that when the homeowner was asked how the builder might be feeling, he said: "What about me? I got knocked off the toilet. I got a hell of a fright." The man asked not to be named because he is selling the house and did not want the incident to interfere with the sale. Police sa

Run Away Dwellings.
Deep in Europe, A place where they fled, Hiding are two souls, Whom most think are dead. At night some hear laughing As they play hide 'n' seek; Running through the night, And crossing the creek. Some hear whispers As they softly talk, Playing in the woods, And taking their walk. Cracking sticks, A soft yellow glow, Shadows are seen, But few truely know. Some think "Apparitions!" Others say "Who knows?" It could be true, For they are wandering souls. But souls that have warmth, And are together everyday, And roam the cities, And with children they play. Spinning in circles, Knowing they won't be found, Going so fast, They seem to lift off the ground. The story of their past, Is purposly untold. They ran away, Waiting for life to unfold. Away they went, Away from home, Caught a midnight flight, And decided to see Rome. The reasons why Nobody knows, Even though some wonder, It never gets told. Loving the cards life handed, They

Runaway Train
Call you up in the middle of the night Like a firefly without a light You were there like a slow torch burning I was a key that could use a little turning So tired that I couldn't even sleep So many secrets I couldn't keep Promised myself I wouldn't weep One more promise I couldn't keep It seems no one can help me now I'm in too deep There's no way out This time I have really led myself astray CHORUS Runaway train never going back Wrong way on a one way track Seems like I should be getting somewhere Somehow I'm neither here no there Can you help me remember how to smile Make it somehow all seem worthwhile How on earth did I get so jaded Life's mystery seems so faded I can go where no one else can go I know what no one else knows Here I am just drownin' in the rain With a ticket for a runaway train Everything is cut and dry Day and night, earth and sky Somehow I just don't believe it CHORUS Bought a ticket for a runaway train Like a madman l

Run Away Or Head On Collision??
I have an issue with 2 family members who I love more than life its self...but laltely it seems that they love a drug more than their lives... I have given into the fact that one of them is just dependent on this drug and she will never say no to it...she tried and she failed. The other family member has just barely started with this nasty drug but is far from ready to leave it alone because of who he hangs with....... Am I guilty for them being dependent on this drug?? Yes I am...I admit...I have given them both money to deal with their urges, purely because i did not want to deal with their come downs. But lately I have come to realize that I just cant do it anymore...and I dont wanna do it anymore...Laltely I have been telling both of them what I think of them and yes it has caused some tension. My relationship with them has changed dramatically. It seems like I cant go more than 2 days with out talking to one of them and getting into a fight...I cant walk away from them

Run Away With Me
Your Ideal Island Vacation is Fiji On an island vacation, you prefer to get the full beach experience. And for you, that means staying somewhere with few people and lots of beach. With over 300 islands, you can find your own private spot in Fiji. Relax by the crystal clear water, or venture off to find a waterfall. What's Your Ideal Island Vacation?

Run Away Bar Stool
In this photo released Tuesday, March 31, 2009, by the Newark (Ohio) Police Department, a motorized bar stool is shown. Police in Newark, 30 miles east of Columbus, say when they responded to a report of a crash with injuries on March 4 2009, they found a man who had wrecked a bar stool powered by a deconstructed lawn mower. Police say Kile Wygle, 28 was charged with operating a vehicle while intoxicated after he told an officer at the hospital that he had consumed 15 beers. Wygle told police his motorized bar stool can go up to 38 mph.

Runaway
Run Away I want to be the rabbit bouncing away from the confusion, startled I freeze with a case of lock jaw clearly my throat is not slit breath still lies in my body the same body that betrayed me to be held with your gaze eyes evaporating to cold steel pinned to a bed until atonement is achieved by my screams I am a rabbit trapped just waiting for you to skin me. - Nicole Lilly

Runaway
Runaway by Kenneth Matlock on Thursday, January 12, 2012 at 8:49pm I don't know where i'm going. Someplace far from here. Someplace where the somethings nothing and the days aren't so queer. They're short puffs of levity sprinkled with delight. Mountains of wishful thinking and winding trails of light. Follow along the melody as it bring you near the known.. You hear the subtle ringing or your God damned phone. It was all a dream this place you want to play. You try to make it back inside, but life is in the way. Push through the drizzling, oily, clinging thoughts. It's set in the back of your mind.. and it's there it rots. Until you come home...

Runaway - The Corrs
"Runaway" Say it's true, there's nothing like me and youI'm not alone, tell me you feel it tooAnd I would run awayI would run away, yeah..., yeahI would run awayI would run away with youCause I am falling in love with youNo never I'm never gonna stopFalling in love with youClose the door, lay down upon the floorAnd by candlelight, make love to me through the night(through the night, through the night...)Cause I have run awayI have run away, yeah..., yeahI have run away, run awayI have run away with youCause I am falling in love (falling in love) with youNo never I'm never gonna stopFalling in love with you...With you...And I would runawayI would runaway, yeah..., yeahI would runaway (runaway)I would runaway with you

Run Away
I'd run away with you tonight if I had the chanceLeave this old, dusty town behind without a second glanceCatch a plane, bound over this endless, wide seaAnd fall gently into your arms, just you and me I'd grab your hand and we'd run deep into the nightHiding from the stars above, shining so brightThey'd give away our secret, that we've ran away like thisInstead of mark a new chapter as we're wrapped up in a kissWe'd catch a plane out of town, going somewhere sweetA place where we can kick back, just us two, and kick around our feetA careless place for the two of us to slowly settle downRelax and slowly get used to the places all aroundHidden from our families with their disapproving staresWe'd have each other, near and close, the source of all our caresOur life would begin, sooner than we thoughtBut the one we truly wanted would have finally been sought Perfection finally received, if this could be trueSo, I'll give you a proposition and see what it is you doMy love for you grows stro

Run Baby Run
She was born in November 1963 The day Aldous Huxley died And her mama believed That every man could be free So her mama got high, high, high And her daddy marched on Birmingham Singing mighty protest songs And he pictured all the places That he knew that she belonged But he failed and taught her young The only thing she's need to carry on He taught her how to Run baby run baby run baby run Baby run Past the arms of the familiar And their talk of better days To the comfort of the strangers Slipping out before they say so long Baby loves to run She counts out all her money In the taxi on the way to meet her plane Stares hopeful out the window At the workers fighting Through the pouring rain She's searching through the stations For an unfamiliar song And she's pictures all the places Where she knows she still belongs And she smiles the secret smile Because she knows exactly how To carry on So run baby run baby run baby run Baby run From the old

Run Down Burnt Out So Done And I've Just Begun
I’m not real I’m just here to provide you with a bit of fun I’m not real I’m just here to make you tired as you watch me Run run run run Down Running down Shutting down Falling down Laughing as I drown Laughed at by a clown Groping for an answer Getting fistfuls of doubt I’m not real I’m just here to amuse you as I squirm I’m not real I’m just here to give you warmth as I Burn burn burn burn Out Burning out Blacking out Snuffed out Turning out for the parade Turning into a good slave I feel so repaid As you piss upon my grave I’m not real I’m just here to give you light as I glow I’m not real if you really want me gone then make it So so so so Done So done Undone Redone Hiding from the sun Crushed under a collapsed lung Repay the love Of a bitch-slapped runt Retreat hastily to the last bastion of safety Doping up on apathy inviting you to rape me Encourage you to hate me, you cannot fucking break me I’m demolished and rebuilt before yo

Run Down, Toe Up, And Feeling Damned Good About It.
Well, last night I got the breaks beat off me at work. But it was great. The night was profitable, and now that I am home, all I want to do is go to sleep and wake up to reap the rewards of a long successful night. Good night to all. My best wishes to everyone. And like you have heard before, be good, and if you can't Jennifer is a REALLY good name. Always, Jenn

.rundown.
i think...i died. seriously. except im sitting here typing... so i must not be dead... i must just...uhm...feel dead yes that must be it. did yard work for a few hours this morning/early afternoon... then of course one must take a shower to rid themselves of sweat... then i ventured the 1/2 hour drive to the Walmart to pick up an aquarium for Meems...and all the stuff we needed...in order to turn it into a terrarium for her venus fly trap...n the other carnivorous plant i cant remember the name of... its actually pretty cool. she's trying to feed it flying ants. muahahahaha bought mahself another mini rose...a yellow one this time...AND a big ol John F Kennedy. if you dunno what a JFK rose is...go lookit up...im too tired to explain it to you. got some sheers n stuff like that too. and a closet thing...cuz Meems closet is just a diaster area and when i have more money i really need to just re-do the entire thing. maybe next month. oh! speaking of next month...

The Run Down
I have this little dog that is about 16lbs and she is scared of everything, if the doorbell rings she runs under my bed and just barks if you clap to loud she pisses on the floor if you look at her to long she starts to cry if its cold and i make a fire in the fire place she hides under my bed cause the popping of the fire freaks her out. Any dog she see makes her piss on her self like it was going to eat her or something. As far as i can tell the only dog she is not scared of is the one next door it is a lot smaller than her and when i take her outside if it is out there she runs up to it and it runs away from her and won't let her get close to it. Now i know all she wants to do is sniff its butt it just won't let her even get near it. It's kind of like me with women, the only ones i want are the ones that run from me, i try to get close to them and they just run away and i just keep running after them, all i want to do is sniff their butt or something like that. You know what i'm

Run-dmc-rock Box
[Run] Run.. (Run..) D.. (D) M.. (M) C.. (C) Rock.. (rock.. rock..) For you! (for you.. for you..) Fresh (fresh.. fresh..) [guitar solo] [Run] For all you sucker MC's perpetratin a FRAUD Your rhymes are cold wack and keep the crowd cold lost You're the kind of guy that girl ignored I'm drivin Caddy, you fixin a FORD My name is Joseph Simmons but my middle name's Lord and when I'm rockin on the mic, you should all applaud Because we're (wheelin, dealin, we got a funny feelin) We rock from the floor up the ceilin We groove it (you move it) it has been proven We calmed the seven seas because our music is SOOTHIN We create it (relate it) and often demonstrate it We'll diss a sucker MC make the other suckers hate it We're rising (suprising) and often hypnotizing We always tell the truth and then we never slip no lies in No curls (no braids) peasy-head and still get paid Jam Master cut the record up and down and cross-fade [guitar solo] [Run] Because the rhyme

Run Deep
Deep in the heart of this Cherokee, burn the legends of time. Written in the history books I bring forth the stories in rhyme. A peaceful nation upon the land content to roam and be free... no threat to the power of any race, just free to be. I did not write the legends. I did not see them fall. I did read the history books... the stories of horror recalled. A quiet nation of peoples herded across the vast land... herded across like cattle, their possessions taken from their hand. The Cherokee was not the only nation so treated. All American Indians were badly mistreated. I fight for recovery for all of them. I stand tall that they may take heed... Until we stand united......... we all suffer from the greed. Whatever your tribe your heritage wear with pride. Join with me fellow brothers. We will not go and hide. We are proud. We stand tall. We will stand united...... and claim for us all. American Native

Run Dry
Words not longer flow, When a heart cannot rest. Minds are pushed to there limits, Now fail the test. Hearts like a well, Can dry over time. Down to my last few drops, Is this the end of mine. My lands sun scortched, Burnt before my eyes. As I reach for my last pail, And wait for my goodbyes.

Run Double Was The Go-ahead Blow
ST. LOUIS -- Nothing was working for Jake Westbrook, a groundball pitcher who gave up three sacrifice flies. No worries with the St. Louis Cardinals offence ringing up 17 hits against a team thats still waiting for the adrenaline charge that usually comes with changing managers. David Freeses three-run homer snapped the teams seven-game long-ball drought and Matt Hollidays three-run double was the go-ahead blow as St. Louis beat the Houston Astros 13-5 Thursday to complete a three-game sweep. "I was in trouble the whole day, really," Westbrook said. "Our offence came through and really picked me up. Picked this team up." Freese and Matt Holliday each had four RBIs and Allen Craig had three hits and three RBIs. The Cardinals shrugged aside a 4-0, fourth-inning deficit and sent Houston to its seventh straight loss. "This team, they get the blood in the water and they can pile them on," Cardinals manager Mike Matheny said. The Astros are 0-4 while getting outscored 32-8 since

The Runes
The runes are the alphabet or futhark of the Norse and other European tribes. There are many variations of them. The set shown here is the Elder Futhark which has 24 runes each, has a phonetic as well as esoteric meaning. The runes can be used for writing words or casting for divination. They can also be used as charms or for meditation. Ansuz: an-sooz (A) Signals, Messenger and Loki's rune Berkana: ber-ka-na (B) Growth, Rebirth and Birch Tree Dagaz: tha-gaz (D) Breakthrough, Transformation and Day Ehwaz: eh-waz (E) Movement, Progress and The Horse Fehu: fa-hew (F) Possessions, Nourishment and Cattle Gebo: gay-bo (G) Partnership a Gift Hagalaz: ha-ga-laz (H) Disruption, Elemental Power and Hail Isa: e-sa (I) Standstill, Withdrawal and Ice Jera: jer-a (Y) Harvest, Fertile Season and One Year Eihwaz:a-waz (EI) Defense, Avertive Powers and Yew Tree Kano: ka-no (K/C) Fire and Torch Laguz: la-gooz (L) Flow, Water and Th

The Runes
The Runes This is a very basic introduction to the runes. The correct name for the runic alphabet is the Futhark. It is the old Scandinavian/viking language.The Futhark consists of 1 blank & 24 runes. The best type to use are those made by yourself using wood, it doesn't matter what shape you make them, as long as you carve the runes onto them correctly, alternatively, you can buy them, but they are not as personal and as ideal. What follows is an example of the runes and basic meanings, I would recommend buying a good book on runes, the only problem is there are many variations of the meanings. THE ELDER FUTHARK f....fehu/feoh......possessions, nourishment....wealth, responsibility u...uruz/urisaz/ur...strength, man/womanhood, power th...thurisaz/thorn...gateway, place of non-action, a test to overcome fears a...ansuz/os...signals, messenger rune, represents the god loki, inspiration r...raido/rad...communication, re-union, a journey, a change k/

Rune Magick
Through out esoteric study, we find symbols in every thing. Runes and cards, Even tea and sand have been used to define the divine. The power of the symbol, is the focus most of us need to bring out our innate inner magick. I have used Runes to bring about positive change. It is the faith that brings about the magick, faith and an empathy with things around you, and the desire to make changes in your life. Runes do have one power that few others have. It is well understood and well documented. In other words, you don’t have to go far to find information about them, which is a great advantage for those of us who do not wish to create our own script. In this community, there is a look at the runes and there basic meaning. It does not take a great knowledge to start experimenting with rune magick and this very basic spell is a good start, it was the first I ever did some about 25 years ago. What you need. You will need a candle of Corresponding color, an oil burner with oil t

Runes
She was so beautiful when I fond her. Goth, bored, and piss. I made her my BBW but keep my feelings locked away. I let my past pain rune something that could of been great. I let my current fuck ups lock it all away. I should of been happy with what I had but I let it pass me by. I should of worked on it, I should of fix my problem. It's to little to late now. I do wish her the best, the very best. Hopefully soon my feelings well pass so as not to get in the way. Sorry sweetheart, sorry I'm me.

The Runes
The Runes An Introduction The runes are the script of the Norse people. Their straight, angular form is due to their being a carved, rather than written, form. They are far more than a form of writing, however. They are the base for the Norse magical system, which combines runes, chants, posture and poetry. Like the Hebrew and Greek scripts, but unlike the Roman (English) alphabet, each rune comprises of a phonetic value and a name-word. Each rune therefore has a particular meaning unique to it, and it is this that forms the basis of rune magic. In both Old Norse and Old Celt the word rún, from which rune derives, translates as ‘secret’, ‘hidden’ or ‘mysterious’. Many inscriptions still survive to show how they were used and the order of the runes themselves. The secret, hidden meanings would only have been known to the runemasters of old. Runemaster does not mean that they were all men however. It was a title used to denote rank, not gender. A Runecutter was qualified to do i

Runemasters Of The Tree
Runemasters of the Tree Every once in a while, a door is opened into Ginnungagap, and something comes through. The first opening of the door was Surt, and no one speaks of this, not even Surt. There were others, but they are lost in the mists - of Niflheim, of history. It may be that the Vanir opened the door and entered, and made their own world. It is certain that the Alfar came from outside, from whatever layered fey-worlds came also the Sidhe and other elven races. The door opened, and something - someones - came through But to open that door from the outside is one thing. To open it from the inside, to call something in through the blackness of Ginnungagap, that is something else entirely. Only once has it been done in the Cosmos of the Tree, and that was when Odin offered himself up as a sacrifice, and wrenched the door open from his side, and pulled through the spirit-powers that are the Runes. It is known th

Runes? What Are They?
The most common and easily recognized virtue of runes is their magical and divination abilities. It was believed that by calling upon the appropriate rune one could thereby make contact with the force in Nature in which the symbol was representing. It is this combining with nature that has enabled insights and even prophecies for centuries, right up to the present times of today. Today, you can see runic symbols everywhere, even when you don’t realize you are looking at them. Trees, buildings, talismans, even the written word can be recognized as runic symbolization, be it a natural coincidence or not, it simply shows that runes are a part of our everyday lives and we only have to take a moment to recognize their very existence to feel their impact. Consecrating Your Runes After you have taken your runes home, the next thing that you may want to do is to consecrate them. This is a small dedication that will add your personal power to your runes. If you're using th

Runes & Other Resources
Runes "Discover Runes" by Tony Willis *After I discovered a certain book that comes with a particular runeset was not all it was cracked up to be, I turned to this book and was satisfied. Mr. Willis explains each rune in detail, and he offers lots of interesting and intricate multirune casts. You can't go wrong with this rune book. - Lady Phoenix "Northern Mysteries and Magick" by Freya Aswynn *You can't go wrong with this book either. The author is originally from Holland, so she's lived in Rune Central for most of her life. Her book really digs into the ancient history of the runes, and she is focusing on Northern traditions and gods such as Odin, Thor, Loki, Freya, and the like. If you are working with this pantheon at all, you should really read this book. - Lady Phoenix Other Resources "Everyday Magic," by Dorothy Morrison *This book is great for practical magick in every aspect of life. It's one of the most-referred to book I have for spells. It covers everything f

Run From Me
My arms, so empty My heart grows cold Is this how it is to be? Never to grow old? I'll die here Can't you see? Drowning in fear All alone, only me. I don't belong here This is not my place You deserve more, dear, Than this jaded face. I fell before And it cost me you I became a whore I couldn't be true. You deserve better than this I'll walk away I'll cry and I'll miss You, who loved me anyway.

Run For Your Life!
Back to work from 30th. Well, life goes on....but nothing going to change. Its the same old me...back in full swing at thursday & poof at saturdays. Dont know how my poor gprs could support....but, looking forward to it. Cheers. Leo

Run From Love
You can run from LOVE and if it's REALLY LOVE it will FIND you CATCH you by the heel... But you can't be numb for LOVE. The ONLY PAIN is to feel NOTHING at all... How can I hurt when I'm holding YOU?!!!

Run For President?
I tell you I've about had it with these career politicians! I am so fed up with them running our country into the ground I am considering running for president in 2012! I am a nobody but I raised 2 kids on 9 bucks an hour for many years with no help from anyone, how hard can it be to get rid of wasetful spending and useless programs and tighten up the budget? Now is the time to downsize government not expand! Protect our rights under the constitution, and make all bills amendments written into plain english so we the people can understand what they are trying to do with OUR money! So tell me what you think people? (I will be making this a mumm too)

Run Fast
Lying in the middle of the woods lissioning to the wind blow from the trees. Thunder clouds roll in as a shower is soon to happen. Should i just keep laying here and allow the rain to melt my pain or should i fight threw the winds and fight to be free. Awe but the rain feels so good in the noon day heat. My mind tells me to stay but my body tells me to fight. The rain is coming and reminds me of better days as a child at play dancing in it as my mother would call out to say come in. Awe but were have those days gone now. They seem so lost and forgotten. Is that why i choose not to run and fight. No matter the comfert of it all it is an illution to keep me from where i need to be. So i stand and run as fast as i can trying not to look back for every time i do it seems something is trying to pull me back in. The srapes and scratches that are riping threw me mean nothing but only go get away to find a way. Only what way. It doesnt truely matter as long as you find that place that keeps yo

Run For Your Life It's Super Bug!
Do you know how many people there are on this earth of ours? I do know that it numbers in the billions. So the chances of you getting drug resistant bacteria is slim to none. I will vote for none. What’s the point you say? The media is again is doing its best to scare the hell out of you. They are promoting this supposed “super bug” bacteria that killed one guy in Pakistan. One guy! And in some far off country no less. Next thing you know they will demand we all wear facial masks like some in Japan do. Give me a freaking break! If you want read about it http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,599389,00.html BlastFM is a friendly gathering for music lovers. Hit us up for a rockin’ good time www.live365.com/stations/blastcasterfm

Run For Your Lives.....
I guess its about that time... once again. You fuckin people out there have outdone yourselves in some shiny new effort to piss me off. 1.) Lady with a half pint of perfume on JUST to go to the grocery store. Bitch... No one in a grocery store standing in line to check out, ever wants to fuckin deal with the gaggle of bees and mosquitoes that lurk around you. Knock it off. A subtle fragrance goes a long way... just in case you have OCD and cant help but pump the bottle an odd or even number of times before setting it down, start off with a dryer sheet, just rub it around the neck and go from there. Step two, is shedding the frumpy trailor park queen Moo moo you got out of the blair catalog last spring. Get a clue. 2.)You whiny ass Non-smokers. I smoke. Fuck you. I can no longer smoke indoors cause of all of your tears and letters written, so now I'm forced to do it outside, 110 degree heat index or 4 foot of snow. So when I'm standing outside of a bar and you walk

Run, Going Up
AUBURN HILLS, Mich. Perry Riley Womens Jersey . -- The Orlando Magic can shoot after all. J.J. Redick scored 23 points, including a go-ahead 3-pointer with 42.8 seconds left, and the Magic rallied to beat the Detroit Pistons 110-106 on Friday night. Arron Afflalo scored 19 and Jameer Nelson added 13 points and 10 assists for Orlando, which had each of its starters score in double figures. Glen Davis had 17 points and 13 rebounds, and Nikola Vucevic finished with 11 points and 13 boards. "This is great for our team," Davis said. "Our young guys played really well, and Nik finished strong." The Magic began the day averaging just 88 points a game, with only the Indiana Pacers below them. But they got 66 in the second half against the lowly Pistons. "Thats a great team win," Orlando coach Jacque Vaughn said. "The key was making stops in the second half, because that was why we were able to get so many good looks at the offensive end." Orlando shot 55.8 per cent from the floor in the second

Run In The Rain
Run in the Rain Current mood: calm A little girl had been shopping with her Mom in Wal-Mart. She must have been 6 years old, this beautiful red haired, freckle faced image of innocence. It was pouring outside. The kind of rain that gushes over the top of rain gutters, so much in a hurry to hit the earth it has no time to flow down the spout. We all stood there under the awning and just inside the door of the Wal-Mart. We waited, some patiently, others irritated because nature messed up their hurried day. I am always mesmerized by rainfall. I got lost in the sound and sight of the heavens washing away the dirt and dust of the world. Memories of running, splashing so carefree as a child came pouring in as a welcome reprieve from the worries of my day. The little voice was so sweet as it broke the hypnotic trance we were all caught in "Mom, let's run through the rain," she said. "What?" Mom asked. "Let 's run through the rain!" She repeated. "No, honey. We'll wait until

Runic Half Months
Nauthiz "now-these" n as in "need" Nov 13 - Nov 27 For all forms of success and all types of achievement. However, remember that a gift, and take note of the associated god. Useful for harnessing internal power, intuition and creativity, the ability to achieve, as with a sudden rush of adrenaline or creation of momentum. The fourth of Odin's runes frees one from locks and fetters, which ties in well with the meaning of nyd. Cooper, Esoteric Rune Magic. Need fastens on the nameless, With naught of wealth or near kin, Nith seizes a landless one, with none to serve, A useless wight, and woeful for it, In hunger and shame, hearthless, shivering, The one who lacks longs for warmpth, For hard from the north night winds are howling: Like iron bands

Run In With The Law
Today pretty much blew goats. I'll spare you all the stories of the negative numbers in my bank account, or the fact that one of my best friends can lean on me whenever she needs something but if I'm not in top form she acts like a huge raging bitch (she's had a bad few days too..She's sick..But not too sick to ditch me to get laid). Instead, I'll give you the icing on the cake. I got a speeding ticket. I may have been going a little fast. Fine. After getting shit from the cop as to why the car doesn't trace back to my name (it traces back to my dad's, we have the same last name and look exactly the same) this woman starts grilling me about why my car has plates from Minnesota. I almost told her that it was because that's where I stole it from. Tell them what they want to hear, that's my philosophy. She then writes me a ticket for the speeding, the taillight that some asshole broke with a beer bottle, and get this. Not wearing my glasses while driving. Anyone who

Runic Alphabet
I work with the "Elder Futhark", the runic alphabet which is a composite of the runic symbols most commonly used in northern Europe. The names of the runes of the Elder Futhark are speculative recreations of what linguists call "proto-Germanic", which stems from "proto-Indo-European". There are many versions of the runic alphabets. Each has variations in names, shapes, esoteric meanings and magical uses. One should not mix futharks, or the intent or meaning becomes confused. The Elder Futhark, the Anglo-Saxon Futhorc, and the Younger (or Scandinavian) Futhark are the most frequently seen versions of the runic alphabets in use today. The runes are broken into three sections or groups of eight, called aett (aettir, plural). This helps one to remember their order, and later, you will see, has significance in magical uses. First the rune name is given, then its phonetic value, its symbolic image, and finally the esoteric meaning used in divination. Rune users disagree on whether o

Runic Vengeance
Wrong ye did, aye, grievous wrong. Thus I claim Vengeance Of the Left Hand Path, Of the Runes writ in Red. Crimson for malice, Vermillion for despite, Scarlet for hatred, Cherry for desire for Blood Vengeance. For wrongs repaid. Blood calls to blood, And blood shall extinguish blood. Vendetta hath called, No remorse. Pain I'll write upon you, Such as you cannot comprehend. Much like you cannot comprehend, Your sins. I call upon Old Ways, And even OLDER Gods, Thus you shall know The burn of Runic Vengeance. The things Outside, We've made a deal. Yoiu'd make a nice snack/slave. And vengeance would/will be/is mine. Gaze upon my face one last time. Know your damnation.

Runic
runic \ROO-nik\adjective; 1. Having some secret or mysterious meaning. 2. Consisting of or set down in runes. 3. Referring to an interlaced form seen on ancient monuments, metalwork, etc., of the northern European peoples.

RÉunions Du Gouvernement
9 octobre • Le Conseil de Guam inscription pour ingénieurs, architectes et arpenteurs-géomètres ou des éclats, réunion extraordinaire prévue pour 16 heures le 9 octobre dans la salle de conférence du conseil, située dans le D-Suite de l'Unité Est-Ouest Centre d'affaires. Pour des aménagements spéciaux, appelez le 646-3138 ou 646-3113/5. • La Commission consolidé sur Utilitaires tiendra une réunion ordinaire sur la Power Authority Guam à 17h30 9 octobre, à la salle de conférence au siège du Conseil de GPA activité principale dans Harmon. Les personnes nécessitant des aménagements spéciaux, aides auxiliaires ou services peuvent appeler Lou Sablan au 648-3002 kit machine a tatouer. 10 octobre Conseil Guam • des médecins légistes de réunion session ordinaire à 16 heures le 10 octobre à Guam Memorial Hospital Dan L. Webb salle de conférence. Agenda disponibles au bureau du conseil de licences. Réunion du Comité exécutif peut être convoquée si nécessaire. Les personnes ha

Run Joyfully Toward Life
Monday, June 30, 2008 Run joyfully toward life Run joyfully toward life and embrace it with open arms. Each day brings its own treasure in the flavors, aromas, sights, sounds, situations, experiences and interactions that come your way. Don't get bogged down attempting to resist or deny what has already happened. Put your energy into using what you have to make life better than ever. Embrace the beauty, the joy, the wonder and the abundance of life. At the same time, embrace the challenges, the setbacks, the disappointments and the difficulties. Be genuinely thankful for every moment, whatever it may contain. For in each moment is your opportunity to fully live, to grow, to learn, to experience, to share and to create unique, lasting value. Welcome the ever-changing richness of life as it dances before your eyes in ways you've never seen before. Join passionately in that dance and be a part of the richness. Follow the winding path as it moves up, down, over and aro

"run Like Hell"
"Run Like Hell" Run, run, run, run [repeat line four times] You better make your face up in Your favourite disguise With your button down lips and your Roller blind eyes With your empty smile And your hungry heart Feel the bile rising from your guilty past With your nerves in tatters When the cockleshell shatters And the hammers batter Down the door You better run Run, run, run, run [repeat line four times] You better run all day And run all night And keep your dirty feelings Deep inside. And if your Takin' your girlfriend Out tonight You better park the car Well out of sight 'Cos if they catch you in the back seat Trying to pick her locks They're gonna send you back to mother In a cardboard box You better run

Running Out Of Time - I Need Your Help...please!!!!!
Please Help Me Save Lives Light The Night Walk is The Leukemia & Lymphoma Society's nationwide evening Walk to build awareness of blood cancers and raise funds for cures. Walkers carry illuminated balloons-white for survivors and red for supporters - to celebrate and commemorate lives touched by cancer. Funds raised by participants support the Society's mission: cure leukemia, lymphoma, Hodgkin's disease and myeloma, and improve the quality of life of patients and their families. I'm participating in the walk on September 30th in honor of all individuals who are battling blood cancer especially Nicholas Kakolires, who lost his battle with this disease on March 4, 2006 at 9 years old. This walk is very near and dear to my heart. I knew Nicholas for many years of his short life. I am asking you to help me raise funds to help fight Leukemia so little boys and girls like Nicholas don't have to go through what he did. Please make a donation to support my participati

Running Late, Monday Morning
Good Morning My Friends Just a little note to let you know that I did not forget about my morning comments, just woke up a little late, hitting the ground running already..... Will make it up when I get home.....Hugs M'Lady Tina

Running On Little But No Sleep
Well I went to the doctor yesterday cause I was having some bleeding probs. And the doctor said my body just isn't cloting like it's suppost to be. So I'll prob get some blood when I go to the doctor today. But before I went to the doctor I had to take Alex to the doctor. And we had a scare about him having to have open heart surgrey but the doctor said that the whole in his heart is smaller then it was last time so he's not going to do surgrey right now he said he's going to give it a chance to close up on it's own. So I'm really happy about that. WooHoo. Then I went and brought me a new desk and desk chair. And when I got home I had the probs of having to put everything together so me and Alex set down in the living room floor and put the chair together and then we had the desk just about together when David got home and he helped me finsh putting it together while I feed Alex and got his dinner ready. But anyways I got up late this morning I got up at twenty minutes till 4. So David

Running From The Cops
Running from the Cops A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Mercedes convertible. He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. "This is great," he thought as he roared down I-75. He pushed the pedal to the metal even more. Then he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a highway patrol trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I can get away from him with no problem," thought the man and he tromped it some more and flew down the road at over 100 mph. Then 110, 120 mph. Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing." He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the trooper to catch up with him. The trooper pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked up to the man. "Sir," he said, looking at his watch. "My shift ends in 30 minutes and today is Friday. If you can give me a reason Why you were speeding that I've never heard befo

The Running Imaginations
In the darkness of the light A stranger calls to say goodnight Erotica is the conversation theme You realize this is not a dream My voice can put you in a trance As your body begins to dance My words can paint pictures of desire I alone will take you higher I hold the greatest power And every minute of every hour You will feel the magic of me Touch yourself and you will see Imaginations running free Passions burn my cherry tree I'll help you taste the pleasures As you open my box of treasures So close your eyes and think of me Enjoy another fantasy Word games can be so much fun Especially when you want to come