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River Of Change
i went down to the river with my guitar i must have sat there all night sang a song about wishing on a falling star and I hope every things alright every note I play and every word I write are little pieces of you I let them all out in the hopes that in time some will make it to you so river of change please take me away as i sit here til dawn let your water wash my cares away as my heart slowly moves on now back to that river i always go its my only friend and just like the water nice and slow my heart is on the mend so river of change please care for me and make sure im gone so many moments in this life are worth it to carry on

River Trip
At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together the next day. The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to his fishing boat and started out on their adventure. They were riding down the river when there was a fork in the river, and the gentleman asked the lady, Do you want to go up or down?" All of a sudden the lady stripped off her shirt and pants and made mad passionate love to the man right there in the boat! When they finished, the man couldn't believe what had just happened, but he had just experienced the best sex that he'd had in years. They fished for a while and continued on down the river, when soon they came upon another fork in the river. He again asked the lady, "Up or down ?" There she went again, stripped off her clothes, and made wild passionate love to him again. This rea

Rivergard Playing At Jersey's In Independence This Week!
Hey Fubarians! This week my band RiverGard will be playing back at Jersey's Sports Cafe in East Independence (Susquehana) off of East 24 Highway on Friday and Saturday November 16th and 17th from 9pm to 1am. We hope to see everyone of you that can come at the Jersey's this weekend. This is a very special gig as we will be doing a LIVE Webcast for the first time. This will be a test for possible future Live Webcasts. This time we will be offering only 1 view...in the future we would like to offer multiple views to those that stream our shows. Information will be posted as soon as it becomes available. So stay tuned if you can't make it to the show but would like to view the webcast. For more up-to-the-minute details visit the RiverGard website at www.RiverGard.com. Hope to see you all at the show. As always, mention that you heard about us on Fubar to recieve a FREE personally autographed 8 1/2 x 11 color photo of the band (supplies limited so come early). Sincerely,

The River Of Tears
The river of tears, the one we form with the tears we cry. The one we form when hard times hit. The one we form when friendships are lost. The ones we form when we dont know which way to go. The one we form when we get lost and cant find our way home. The River of Tears. The one we often get caught in. The one full of pain, and heartache. The one where dreams are shatterd, and promises broken. and loves are lost. The river of tears when will they stop falling and when will the good times be back again. The River of Tears. lets wipe one another's tears so we can stop this River if Tears.

River Of Tears
Its three miles to the river That would carry me away, And two miles to the dusty street That I saw you on today. Its four miles to my lonely room Where I will hide my face, And about half a mile to the downtown bar That I ran from in disgrace. Lord, how long have I got to keep on running, Seven hours, seven days or seven years? All I know is, since youve been gone I feel like Im drowning in a river, Drowning in a river of tears. Drowning in a river. Feel like Im drowning, Drowning in a river. In three more days, Ill leave this town And disappear without a trace. A year from now, maybe settle down Where no one knows my face. I wish that I could hold you One more time to ease the pain, But my times run out and I got to go, Got to run away again. Still I catch myself thinking, One day Ill find my way back here. Youll save me from drowning, Drowning in a river, Drowning in a river of tears. Drowning in a river. Feels like Im drowning, Drowning in

Rivera Accepts Yanks’ $45m, 3-year Offer
Nov 19, 7:13 PM (ET) By RONALD BLUM NEW YORK (AP) -Mariano Rivera told the New York Yankees he is accepting their $45 million, three-year offer and will remain with the only major league team he's ever pitched for. The closer, who turns 38 on Nov. 29, gets an average salary more than $4 million above what anry other reliever currently makes. Rivera's agreement is pending a physical. The Yankees also have a preliminary agreement on a $52.4 million, four-year contract with catcher Jorge Posada and are trying to finish off a record-setting $275 million, 10-year deal with Alex Rodriguez, who won his third AL MVP award. "We've got everybody back," Yankees senior vice president Hank Steinbrenner said Monday. "It's good to have both Jorgie and him back." Rivera was coming off a three-year contract that paid him $31.5 million. He had hoped for an extension before the start of this season, but the Yankees decided not to discuss contract extensions with any of their players u

The River
Down at the river, as the wind blew thru her hair, It was as if a Goddess was standing there. Her eyes they sparkled, as tho diamonds were in her eyes, All I really remember is how she made me feel inside. I felt like a young school boy seeing his first love, Feelings swept thru my being as clouds moving in the wind above. We didn't say a word, yet we knew what we did say. All we had to do is look each others way. I think on that day our souls were joined, mixed and entwined, regardless what would happen, we were soulmates, till the end of time. With each passing day, that moment at the river grew, In my heart I felt love, as if for the first time, My heart felt happiness again, it seemed so right. A woman, A Lady, A moment in time, When down by the river our souls were combined. I know whatever happens, there will never be a day, when my heart and being, doesn't think of her in this way. Even tho we're apart, my heart still shines, when I think of that moment we

The River.
Down at the river, as the wind blew thru her hair, It was as if a Goddess was standing there. Her eyes they sparkled, as tho diamonds were in her eyes, All I really remember is how she made me feel inside. I felt like a young school boy seeing his first love, Feelings swept thru my being as clouds moving in the wind above. We didn't say a word, yet we knew what we did say. All we had to do is look each others way. I think on that day our souls were joined, mixed and entwined, regardless what would happen, we were soulmates, till the end of time. With each passing day, that moment at the river grew, In my heart I felt love, as if for the first time, My heart felt happiness again, it seemed so right. A woman, A Lady, A moment in time, When down by the river our souls were combined. I know whatever happens, there will never be a day, when my heart and being, doesn't think of her in this way. Even tho we're apart, my heart still shines, when I think of that moment we

Rivergard Live Webcast In The Kc Host Radio Network Lounge Fri/sat December 7th & 8th From 9pm To 1am Cdt
Hey everybody! This weekend my band RiverGard will be playing at Jersey's Sports Cafe in Independence, Missouri and we will be Webcasting the show both nights. Audio only from this event as there are issues with the router at the location blocking the port needed to stream video. The whole show will be available in the KC Host Radio Network Lounge at http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=51264 right here on FUBAR!!! You can login to the lounge anytime you like. We will probably have the stream up about 30 minutes prior to the show. We will also have a laptop there so that we can chat with anyone hanging out in the lounge LIVE. Requests can be difficult but if you would like to make a dedication we can probably get that done (depending on traffic). We will also be giving shouts out to those people who login and let us know that they are listening. We hope to see EVERYONE in the KCHRN Lounge either Friday or Saturday night or both. Here's a copy of the show flyer for

River Flows Ocean Waves Crash
The river flows The ocean waves crash My love gets stronger and harder to hold in The river flows The ocean waves crash Everything that I know everything I feel makes me think is this feeling real or fake The river flows The ocean waves crash My days are cloudy and dark The river flows The ocean waves crash My nights are unclear and I hold back the tears The river flows The ocean waves crash Everything I see around me makes me want to cry The river flows The ocean waves crash I feel empty and alone the more I scream noone answers is there anyone out there or am I alone The river flows The ocean waves crash Will I find the one or am I to be alone The river flows The ocean waves crash Everything I have to offer is it enough or is it too little The river flows The ocean waves crash My mind heart body and soul is all I have to give along with my love someone please tell me is that enough

Rivers Questionable For Afc Title Game
Rivers questionable for AFC title game By BERNIE WILSON, AP Sports Writer Mon Jan 14, 9:33 PM ET SAN DIEGO - The euphoria of the San Diego Chargers' stunning win against the defending Super Bowl champion Indianapolis Colts was replaced by reality Monday. While two-time NFL rushing champion LaDainian Tomlinson said he should be able to play in Sunday's AFC championship game, the Chargers know quarterback Philip Rivers will be gimpy with a sprained right knee if he's able to play against the undefeated New England Patriots. Rivers was listed as questionable. He injured his medial collateral ligament when he landed awkwardly after completing a 56-yard screen pass to Darren Sproles for a touchdown on the final play of the third quarter in Sunday's 28-24 upset of the Colts. Coach Norv Turner compared Rivers' situation with that of tight end Antonio Gates. Gates dislocated his left big toe in a wild-card win over Tennessee, sat out practice all week and then pla

Rivergard Live At Timbercreek Bar & Grill
This weekend "RiverGard" will be playing at the Timbercreek Bar & Grill in Louisburg, Kansas. We hope to see all of our FUBAR friends come out and have a blast with the regular crowd at Timbercreek. We always have a great show at this club and this time around we are going to do a LIVE Webcast. If you can't make it to the club you can STILL enjoy the show right from your computer! You can tune in to the LIVE Webcast by going to the KCHost Radio Network Lounge right here on FUBAR or by going to www.rivergard.com and clicking on the Web-Cast link. The stream should be live approximately 30 minutes to showtime and playing music with possibly some background noise from the bar right up to showtime (8pm cdt). We will be in the KCHost Radio Network Lounge chatting with anyone who stops by to say "HI". We can't promise to fill requests, but we'll do our best and will be accepting any dedications and giving "shouts" out to anyone hanging out with us in the Lounge. We hope to see

Riven
riven by LateNiteFantasy© chilling sound of thunder rumbles barren cove devouring inland tranquility. animated flat sea exposes braided bridle laced with gold, decorating lush mane of a sleek black stallion, captivating wide eyes of curiosity as pale blue lightning rises from the deep seaweed curls round wading hooves as green weeds trim emerald velvet cloaked in mist round amber haired maiden hungry urgency licks moist trembling lips as sulfurous eyes pierce ageless alpha matching his intensity in lithe magnificent agility, he captures her steed in the breakers and mounts its powerful frame in one leap grasping her reins swiftly, she dives into her deepest aquatic lair as rough hands clench curling mounds of wavy hair in mastering boldness as he binds her tightly against his length of rippled arms cracking spine feels changeling of a virile chest as her heart shares rhythm with his shameless swells "what alchemy creates such a space lauri

River Of Our Dreams
We are no strangers to melancholy having drained the dregs of bitter cups and felt sickening sloshing of sorrow in the depths of our weary souls yes love’s pain is the most excruciating when laughter and touch are but memories and yet love’s joy cannot be measured even if memories are all that are left to us Ethereal the touch of reverie’s fingers yet real enough to cause the heart to sigh and the ears to anxiously attune themselves to whispers borne on winds of adoration butterflies flit from sweetness to sweetness or offer motionless magnificence cased in bell jars wings yet splashed with summer’s palette delicate colors, their beauty timeless, eternal If the scent of daffodil and wild rose fades and the sound of river’s gentle flow is silenced then rest once more beneath the oak with me if only in the wildflower meadows of your mind where none can obscure or steal our secrets where weariness and war are distant dreams and reality a brush of lips warm agains

Rivers Of Thought
Rivers of Thought by LateNiteFantasy© Sitting down with paper and pen pondering thoughts to write; thinking it to be so simple yet finding it a fight. The thoughts like rivers flow through my head; and to choose one from the many only makes that one then dead. The minutes creep by slowly and seem to take hours; as the pen touches paper another thought turns sour. That's what it's like to write words that are there but not; words sinking deeper and deeper, drowning in rivers of thought.

*~river Of Tears~*
I'M DROWING IN A RIVER OF TEARS. ONE THAT HAS BEEN BUILT, THREW OUT THESE MANY YEARS. THE TEARS WERE FOR THE JOY YOU FIRST, BROUGHT INTO MY LIFE. THEN LATER ON, FOR ALL THE STRIFE. THEY WERE SHED AS WE, BROUGHT NEW LIFE, INTO THIS WORLD. YOU WERE THERE. WITH EVER TEAR I CRIED IN PAIN, YOU STOOD BY ME & TOLD ME , WHAT WE WERE TO GAIN. THREE BEAUTYFULL CHILDREN. AND WITH THEM CAME, TEARS OF JOY & TEARS OF PAIN. YOU STOOD BY ME THREW IT ALL. UNTIL YEARS LATER, WHEN YOU MADE THE WRONG CALL. YOU LET A WOMAN, COME IN BETWEEN US. AND DOWNWARD OUR REALTIONSHIP DID FALL. ALONG WITH TOO MANY TEARS TO COUNT. EVEN THOUGH I FORGAVE YOU, THE TEARS STILL FALL. FROM TIME TO TIME. CAUSE I KNOW THINGS CAN TURN ON A DIME. WE HAVE MOVED ON WITH OUR LIVES, WITHOUT THE WHORE, AND ALL HER LIES!!! SO AS I STAND HERE TODAY. I STAND WITH MY HEAD HELD HIGH. BECAUSE I KN

The Rivers Of For Gotten Memories.
As we Sit next to a river just watching the water pass by us day or night, we see visions that we for gotten in our past some good, some bad, or others worse than others. We stare into the water starting to remember what great things we lost during our childhood and the friends we haven't seen since we moved away or they moved from us. Some memories we try so hard to block out and think we done that but we really diden't, and done so hard to get over it as well. Sad memories are very hard to get over, even the worset ones that we had to face its almost as if we wanted to cut that part out of our minds forever, But rivers cannot keep your memories locked in your mind for ever. It starts new ones for all. Thats why we see some people stare at the river passing on by with out saying a word because sometimes the are starting to remember something they for gotten. Memories of your past cannot change your future if you do not let them change your future life. You cannot let your bad history

River Of Sweetness
It was a late Thursday afternoon and she was working on some paperwork, trying to lessen the pile, when across her computer screen came the words SWAT. Her soft pink lips upturned immediately as a fantastically euphoric feeling ran through her body causing her skin to tingle from the word and its meaning. She immediately responded, "hello my Master. Hopes Your day has been well so far". He responds, "Yes pet, it has, but knows it shall only get better once I've returned home. For when I return, I shall find my sweet slut waiting for me as I require of her and I'm thinking of giving her a sweet surprise tonight." Her body flushes with heat as her hips unconsciously roll forward slightly. "Yes my Master, Your slut shall be waiting for Your return." She then glowed and smiled brightly at His next words, "Good girl. I'll be home around 6 pm." "Yes my Master, be safe," she replies. "Always My pet." He then ended the message. Her mind races as she looks around to m

River Of Blood
WAR CHANGES THE LAND ONE SIDE KILLS MORE BLOOD RUNS THICK BODIES LITER THE GROUND HEADLESS AND MAGGOT RIDDEN SOME HAVE BEEN THERE A WHILE ALMOST NO SURVIVERS CANIBALS ARE COMING TO FEAST ROB THE BODIES TAKE THE VALUABLES BUSTING OPEN THE CHEST EATING THE INSIDES STILL WARM ALLOWING THE BLOOD TO ESCAPE DOWN THE HILL SIDE TO THE WATERS EDGE TURNING THE RIVER DEEP RED POISIONING EVERYTHING STILL WATCHING FROM A FAR AS THEY DINE ON THE DEAD DAYS AFTER THEY START TO ROTT THERE OUT IN THE OPEN BLOOD STILL RUNNING DOWN TO THE RIVER OF BLOOD

A River
If a broken heart could cry a river To float my boat upon I would cry all night my love and in the morning be gone to travel far away from here where no one knows I cried because you told me you don't love me and a part of me has died If I could sail my boat upon that salty sea and leave behind this hurt I feel I'd take the chance and flee but no...I'd love you still If a broken heart could cry a river to float my boat upon I would cry all night my love and in the morning be gone If I could sail my boat upon that salty sea would you change your mind and go with me come sail on my salty sea... come sail away with me...

The River
The River my love flows like a river starting at the top of the mountain flowing slowly but with each passing moment growing in strength flowing over the rocks and land as it makes its way to its destination crystal clear and cool like a fall day moving faster now as it flows down hill wanting to reach its destination i can hear it flowing now every moment youre in my heart and mind that river flows never to be dammed up never wavering as it closes in on your heart i cant help but feel excited about your touch your kisses your love invading my body and soul as the river exits into the ocean of your unending love i feel your arms wrapped around me as you kiss my lips it seems like the first time all over again as the river of my love empties itself into your ocean of love you are my ocean baby doll each and everyday my love flows to you

River Song
River Song Author: cswandering Word count: 114 Walkin' to the river looking for adventure Walkin' to the river Watchin' the clouds go by Goin' to the river Playin' in the water Goin' to the river watching the waves roll by Splashin' in the river Chasing all the fishes Splashin' in the river makein' lots of wishes Spashin' in the river watchin' the fish swim by Jumpin' in the river picking up a pebble throw it in the water watching your cares roll by slidin' on the big rocks Finding lots of sea shells throw them in the water watching the waves roll by Walking from the river had a big adventure walkin' from the river Casted our cares aside.

River...
River… The river of so many memories. To watch the swiftness of the current, but feel the calm on the shore. See the colors of the sunset & embraces the warmth of the aura. Feed the fire, want the closeness of touch. So many memories to come, so many desires.

River Walk
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."

Rivers Of Sorrow
This is the land of heartbreak,Where the rivers slowly drown in sorrow,The leaves bow their heads in shame,The crickets sing their songs in depression,The clouds sob in despair,The sun refuses to show his face,The thunder bellows out his frustration. This is where I must stay,Stay, till you return to me.And when you do, The rivers will rush,New leaves shall be born,Crickets will dance,Clouds will clear,Sun will shine,Thunder will sleep… And I will smile. Poem By Tammy C.

"river On Fire" By Adam Again
What would you say if you knew what I was thinking? Maybe you do, but you know not to dig too deep What if i knew what you needed for sure? I've seen in your eyes you need more, much more And I could be happy, and you could be miserable I'll grab a metaphor out of the air The Cuyahoga River on fire What can you say? The impossible happens What can you settle for? What can you live without? I remember the night I first darkened your door And I swore that I loved you My heart was pure You could be happy, and I could be miserableI'll grab a metaphor out of the air The Cuyahoga River on fire My open window, a dream in the dark My fingers, your face A spark, a trace I know a lot about the history of Cleveland, Ohio Disasters that have happened there Like the Cuyahoga River on fire

The River
Today I am in one of my low moods.Actually it is the only time I write.It came on last night,out of the blue.I wish I could stop these swings.I don't like them.With all of the events that have happened during this summer I am trying my hardest not to revert to what I was in my earlier life.The best analogy I can give here is the movie Unforgiven.So right now I am listening to Evanesence.Amy's voice brings me peace to my unsettled spirit.It's all about vibration I guess.Last night when I felt this mood coming on I went to the river.The York River.I would always go there whenever I start questioning my life.It is beautiful especially at night when the moon is over top or setting.The best part about that is where I am living now all I have to do is is walk outside and I am there.I have a bench that sits about five feet from about a twenty-five foot straight drop down to the beach.I stood at the very edge looking at the waves twinkling in the moonlight along with a very strong southeast wi

River
standing by the river looking at myself in the water. i see a girl there that i do not know. in my mind i know shes me... but she is so unrecognizable. i remember a girl, wild and free, careless and spontaneous. always surrounded by people. people she thought were here friends mostly. she did stupid thing, made bad choices and didnt really seem to care about what the out come was. she was always in love, always trying to find "the one", the next hit, the next fuck, the next party. next next next. the story of her life. she wanted to be like a leaf in the wind. she was a moth to a flame. danger was her favorite thing. she wanted a good life but always chose the bad one. she was never happy truly, no matter what lies she told herself. the men she laid next to seemed like pawns to her, she wanted a knight, or even the king. she would do what she had to get to were she wanted. in the end she was the pawn. just an easy girl to pass the time. she had her heart broken more times than she coul

Riverbend
A little girl and her father were strolling down a river bank. The father was kind of scared so he asked his little daughter,'Sweetheart, please hold my hand so that you don't fall into the river.'The little girl said, 'No, Dad. You hold my hand.''What's the difference?' Asked the puzzled father.'There's a big difference,' replied the little girl.'If I hold your hand and something happens to me,chances are that I may let your hand go. But if you hold my hand, I know for sure that no matter what happens,you will never let my hand go.'In any relationship, the essence of trust is not in its bind, but in its bond.So hold the hand of the person who loves you rather than expecting them to hold yours...This message is too short.......but carries a lot of Feelings.

River Of Light - Gordon Lightfoot
Heading off on a river at peace in the cool of an evening, heading off on a river of light, be a part of a river at night. Nice to be on a river sometimes, like a junebug traveling, heading off on a ribbon of song, been away from the river too long. Good to be on a river somewhere, like a milkweed traveling, Heading off on a ribbon of dreams, be a part of a river it seems. Can you tell me how long must I travel on? I won't be looking up old friends, I won't be looking up old friends ever again. I spent my life taking my time and I can't change anything, take a look at my river of light, be a part of a river at night. Nice to be on a river at peace, like a junebug traveling, heading off on a river at last, my tears will be all in the past. Good to be on a river somewhere, like a milkweed traveling, heading down where the water runs deep, down deep where the fish are asleep now. Can you tell me how long must I travel on? I won't be looking up old friends, I won't be looking up old friend

The River Of Life
The River Of Life The more we live, more brief appearOur life's succeeding stages; A day to childhood seems a year, And years like passing ages.The gladsome current of our youth, Ere passion yet disorders, Steals lingering like a river smooth Along its grassy borders.But as the careworn cheek grows wan, And sorrow's shafts fly thicker, Ye stars, that measure life to man, Why seem your courses quicker? When joys have lost their bloom and breath, And life itself is vapid, Why, as we reach the Falls of Death Feel we its tide more rapid?It may be strange—yet who would change Time's course to slower speeding,When one by one our friends have gone, And left our bosoms bleeding?Heaven gives our years of fading strength Indemnifying fleetness; And those of youth, a seeming length, Proportion'd to their sweetness.

Rivers Of Her Soul
Bleed me,she pleaded,her tears flowed hot, so river wild,so river violent.Take me,she cried,bleed me,make my heartas cold as stone,as cold as ice,I can no longerstand the painof living;and yet,I cannot die,I am too young,I am too fair,there's far too muchI haven't tasted,touched and made my own.Bleed me,my lord, I beg of you.I swear I will be true.I swear that I will serve you,gladly and with fervour.I'll take my youthand all my questions.Through me,you too will feelalive again,you will once morediscover how it waswhen first you saw the night,when first you raised your wingsand soared into the singing,into the radiancethat others never could perceive,I heard you speak of it,I know your wonder is alive,my Lord, I beg of you,take me this nightand bleed me,bleed me,make me whole.The ancient vampire lordstood still and cold,in silent white of ages,already did he knowthat he would take her tears,that he would drink her tears,and leave her drainedbut not of that,her burden,destiny, the river

Riverside Resort Hoi An
Hoi An Riverside Resort & Spa là một khu resort đạt chuẩn quốc tế 4 sao đầu tiên Hội An. Nằm trong khu vực rộng 9.000 m2 bên bờ sông, tọa lạc tại vị trí giữa bãi biển Cửa Đại và khu phố cổ. Bãi biển riêng thuộc khu resort này rộng 800 mét. Và, để đến được đây, bạn chỉ mất khoảng 10 phút đi xe từ sân bay Quốc Tế Đà Nẵng (khoảng 35km). Bar tại Riverside Resort Resort ReaturesKhách sạn có hồ bơi, phòng tập thể dục và sân cầu lông, dịch vụ spa. Các phòng đều có ban công riêng nhìn ra sông và một khu vườn yên tĩnh. Đây là nơi mà bạn thực sự có thể thư giãn thoải mái. AccommodationHoi An Ri

Rivoluzionare Il Modo Di Lavorare Con La Tavoletta Tycoon
Rivoluzionare il modo di lavorare con la tavoletta TycoonCon un mondo sempre più veloce e tecnologicamente avanzati, è ovvio che i sistemi informatici crescerà piccoli, sottili durante l'esecuzione di un sacco di funzioni. Compresse, come il Tablet Tycoon, sono l'ultimo di questi dispositivi informatici di piccole dimensioni. Ci sono diverse compresse disponibili oggi sul mercato, ciascuno proclamando di essere meglio degli altri. Prima si inizia a scegliere quello perfetto per le vostre esigenze, è importante capire tutto quello che puoi su queste tavolette, i loro usi e benefici, nonché gli svantaggi del loro utilizzo. Le compresse sono il più piccolo dei computer, che è in primo luogo uno schermo, anche se ha la sua tastiera touch screen. Si ritiene che nei primi giorni del suo design e di avvento, queste compresse sono stati molto utili per mantenere l'inventario e la lettura. Tuttavia, oggi, con i vari progressi nella tecnologia, questo non è più vero. Tuttavia, è importante nota

Rizer
This time, it was random, and i didnt have to bait... ->rizer: so, now you agree to being a pedophile too? I see your stay on here is going to be long and fruitful rizer: ok ->rizer: Me, a homo? Your the cross dressing pedophiliac who just admitted you wanted me to fuck your ass dress as my mother. Just wait, until others see your faggoty words rizer: homo ->rizer: I must correct you. Its "Faggot", Faggot...now, bend over, and lets get the party started rizer: ok fagget ->rizer: OH!..i get it. You want me to dress like your mom, and fuck you with my penis, JUST like she did!? ->rizer: that makes no sense. Why woudl you call me a name youd use as a term of endearment when addressing your mother? rizer: you wish whore bag ->rizer: Into your ass i go, they said ->rizer: you wanna fuck you said? rizer: stalk you to smash your face not to give you a kiss rizer@ fubar

Rj
you mount me from behind and treat me like your little fucking porn star! pulling at my hair like a horse reign! then I wake up in the morning and my chest is bleeding from the hole you left in my heart "I'm not your fucking love puppet" plez stop useing me!!! and yes this is real my tears my blood my love they all really exist plez don't dismiss me

Rj
im rj tall blonde hair blue eyes 19 years old looking for a fubar gf. i love to swim read write wants to be an author im always on online so i wont never be on my yahoo messenger is ravenzala232@yahoo.com add me and talk

Rja - Your Guardian Angel (dedicated To The One Who Makes Me Smile)
I pretty much want to dedicate this to one of the few guys on here that hasn't treated me like a peice of meat, the one who makes me smile almost regularly now... He knows who he is.

R Jayson Nix Cleared Waiver
NEW YORK -- Speedy outfielder Brett Gardner and the New York Yankees have agreed to a $2.85 million, one-year contract that avoids salary arbitration. Gardner can earn $150,000 in performance bonuses under Fridays deal: $25,000 each for 375, 400, 425, 450, 475 and 500 plate appearances. Gardner was limited to 31 at-bats last season because of a right elbow injury that sidelined him from mid-April until late September. He made $2.8 million. New York also announced infielder Jayson Nix cleared waivers and was sent outright to Triple-A Scranton/Wilkes-Barre. Wholesale NBA Jerseys . Vogelsong allowed one hit in seven scoreless innings and drew a disputed hit by pitch in San Franciscos four-run seventh as the Giants beat the Oakland Athletics for the 11th straight time at home, 4-0 on Saturday. Wholesale MLB Jerseys . -- The Chicago Bears have signed their top pick, defensive end Shea McClellin, to a four-year contract with an option for a fifth year. http://elevatedcolor.com/h

R Kelly No. 1 Fans Snap Up 'double Up'
R. Kelly's No. 1: Fans snap up 'Double Up' R. Kelly’s salacious Double Up, boosted by single I’m a Flirt, enters Billboard at No. 1 after selling 386,000 copies, according to Nielsen SoundScan.

R. Kelly - You Saved Me
This song really inspired me when I was going through hard times when I was trying to pass college. God saved me and I thank Him for helping me through those times and getting me through college and helping me graduate in 2005. And I know that God will help me get a job. "U Saved Me"I was riding in my car one dayIn the express lane rollin on the freewayAnd suddenly the phone rings then IReached down beside me then i lookOn the floor felt on the backseatSee I was drinking while I was drivingNever thinking bout what I was doingI turned around and before i knew itHere comes this truck nowDoctor said don't think he gonna make itFamily said make the funeral arrangementsUnplug the machine he's gone now Then told my wife to be strong nowThen a small voice said told meIf you promise to stop drinkingI surrendered on that dayNow for ten years i've been straightYou saved me [4x]Gave me a second chanceYou saved me [3x]You saved meNow i've been sitting in this chairWaiting on the phone to ring

RØÇk-fÚ Is My New Owner! Check Him Out!
Come meet the COOLEST owner a Sweet_Thing could ask for!!! He is a real sweetheart and always helping others so go and love him up he doesn't have a whole lot of stash or photos so it wouldn't take long to rate them all! He's less than 150K from Fuberlord so lets go help him out and tell him Sweet_Thing sent ya! RØÇK-FÚ! [PRØÚÐ MÊMßÊR ØF Ç£Úß F.Á.R -- FU-OWNER of _SWEET_THING]@ fubar _Sweet_Thing_ ~~~Fu-Owned~~By~~'RØÇK-FÚ!~~@ fubar (repost of original by 'TinkerbellMN84 (MY ACCOUNT GOT DELETED PLEASE HELP ME GET BACK TO FU-KING)' on '2008-04-13 19:21:03')

Rk Hair Designers
RK Hair Designers Limited Time Offer to 1st time customers Receive 40% off any service With Professional Hair Designer DAVID WHEELER Call to schedule your appointment today 936-539-6200 We are located at: Park Place, 3401 W. Davis, Conroe, TX 77304 Offer expires: July 4, 2010

Rkkennedy
Rkkennedy84 is hosting a birthday Happy Hour in hopes to level to Disciple. Special thanks to Inkman876 for giving her Auto 11's. That's right, its DOUBLE the POINTS for rating this hotties pictures! Her Happy Hour will be on November 30, 2008. She will have a few albums setup to rate for $$FUBUCKS$$ And if she gets a BiRtHdAy donation of a niced sized Bling Pack, she will be offering BLING 2 those of you who rate all her ALBUMS. Sexy Goddess♥rkkennedy84♥ *Owned By PhotoBug*Slave2T* And remember, its her 24th Birthday, so RATE her HARD & BLING her hard... SEND her GIFTS galore!! She deserves all the lovinzzz she can possibly get... She will also have a blast up promoting her Happy Hour. Catch it in a snapshot (not while its her HH) and get 50k fubucks.. If its her Happy Hour, snapshot it with her BLAST, and receive 150,000 FUBUCKS! Pimped with love: Tappinit

Rkkennedy84's New Years Auction
New Years Auction Will be taking entries until December 24th @ 7 pm Central time. 50k entry fee Must have your list of offers and SFW picture (preferably a close up of your face) by the 24th unless you make arrangements with me otherwise. Heres what your auction pic will look like and your offers will be in a comment from me as the first comment. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ imikimi - Customize Your World ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Auction will start at 7 p.m. Christmas night (central time) & will run until 7 pm central on New Years Eve. I will be promoting HEAVILY & encourage all to do the same for themselves. If I can get a Happy Hour to promote the auction I will be running it Christmas Day sometime hopefully, or that night. BLING PACK DONATIONS are being accepted for me to help get the bids up. NO DRAMA! If there is any drama in any way shape or form, you will be BANNED from ALL of my AUCTIONS. I am

Rk3188 Quad-core Starting Pipo M9
RK3188 quad-core starting pipo M9 Pipo M9 with a narrow frame design, although not as good as the iPad mini as exaggerated, but nobody can match the current 10.1-inch flat-panel does, so I see the real machine first reaction is "this screen really 10.1 inches?" The ...... of course we do not have to worry too much about such a narrow frame will affect the use of touch in our hands lateral grip two thumbs can just take in the top do not have any impact on the operation. In the The M9 front camera next hole is the machine's light sensor, it can adjust the screen brightness according to the light, to ensure that the change in the light was still able to have a good visual experience. And the actual use of the machine light sensor sensitivity is high, there is a strong practical value. tablet android Products platinum M9 screen using a 10.1-inch 1280 x 800 resolution IPS screen, this screen configuration abound in the domestic flat-panel, viewing them slightly grainy. But read the M9 of

Rl Fam On Fubar..welcome Her Please
Newbie alert..Newbie alert... yup got another newbie here.. this time it's different.. i finally got one of my real life fam members to join.. introducing my sister-in-law.. go show her sum fu love.. fan/rate/add her.. she's pretty cool..i guess:P lol oh and i'll get her to post a salute soon.. Ang3L_25@ fubar Tell her i sent ya.. i'll make sure she returns all the love..lol pimp out brought to ya by: dina rocks | Owned by Texas Camaro Nut@ fubar now my real life brother just joined.. do the same for him please:

R/l Family
Ok, I am not in this best mood atm so my rambling may not seem to fit. My sister and mom are jumping my case and shit over something that my bf said in a video about my kids. I am so sick of being made out to be the bad guy. They always do this shit to me when my kids are invloved. THEY'RE MY KIDS AND I BROUGHT THEM IN THIS WORLD! I am a great mom! I bust my ass to do what I can for them and myself. OMFG I am so sick of being degraded by my own fucking family. SMFH

Rl Friends
So, I have a good friend. A year ago, she moved to CA, and we havent seen each other in a while. She came to visit Chicago 2 months ago, and out of 10 days that she was here, we managed to hang out once. When we hung out, unexpectedly she had some major issue at work, and was totally devastated and crying about it. So I offered her a shoulder to cry on, and told her to let me know how it resolves. She goes back to CA, and nothin. I call her the next day to find out whats up, and she tells me she'll call me back later. That was 2 months ago...

R.l. "good Man"
You could catch me in the Gentlemen's club Substitutin' lap dances just for love, love, love goin' home to an empty house Thinkin' who should I call for some fun, hey I never knew love until you, love Never thought that I'd fall in love Till you brought out of me The man I always knew I could be, baby I can count the lovers that I've had And all of those relationships gone bad I wanna thank you for guiding me And showing me the love I was just a boy and not a man Falling deep in love was not the plan Baby, because of you and what you do You made me a good man, oh, baby Used to change my numbers every other week Gettin' crazy crank calls from them freaks i'd meet In V.I.P with a bottle of somethin' Tryin' hard to push on some heat 'Cause I-I never knew love until you, love You showed me a true love You gave me the chance Now I understand how to be a good man, oh, yes I can count the lovers that I've had (I've had) All of those relationships gone bad

þðr¢¥lïñ Ððll
This porcylin doll sits in my head observing all life but crowling with dead Dust rots its temptuouts veins Dripping through blood entering brain This porcylin doll it sits in my heart seeping with posion stabbing with darts Choking my air as I long for escape Returning to darkness my only embrace falling with stars in this flash of demise bleeding with joy to the tears I cry Filling its beauty with hauntidly strife gaining my weakness my scream to my life This porcylin doll it is my own self stealing my thoughts but sharing its wealth Leaving my corps through dusting ashes my porcylin doll and my many own clashes

ñð¢†µrñål MïñÐ §ê†..
Awake in the nocturnal hours, while everyone else seems dead to me. I sit here with all my thoughts, alone letting my mind get the best of me. some would say I think to much. that i overanalyze every little thing, but I cant seem to help it god knows im only a human being. first I dwell on the past, and think of what I could have changed. I think about my future and wonder what might be in store for me. I then become afraid, because in my mind the future I can not see. so then.. I go back to my past, reminising and regretting at the same time, "we learn from our mistakes" God im so tired of hearing that line. I think of friends I have lost and decisions that I made out of haste, but then I think of friends I have made and time i didnt let go to waste. ok yeah.. I guess I do think to much..but oh well thats just me, and now all this thinking has got me tired. so I'll be able to fall asleep. sweet dreams xoxo

Rl Romance Thanks To Fubar.
> My name is Kenna and I would just like to tell you a story. I will keep it as brief as possible. > > Around September 16th, 2008 I stumbled into Dirty Deeds Radio, where I was greeted by a former user who went by BigJon64us. He greeted me and I began to converse with the other patrons in the lounge. I inocently flirted with "BigJon64us" until I later found that he had been seeing someone from the same lounge. Well about a couple weeks passed his gf and I became friends as well as he and I became friends. Things went sour between him and his GF at the time and I was there to comfort him. Eventually he started to call me everyday and things began to happen a relationship started to build as friends and progressed to a romantic interest. October 9th, 2008, was the day he told me he loved me for the first time, and by November 7th, 2008 I had moved in with him and have been with him ever since. > > I just wanted to thank whoever needs thanking for this site, had I not heard about this si

Rlsson. The 36-year-old Stens
JOHANNESBURG, South Africa -- Henrik Stenson closed in on a first tournament win in three years Saturday, taking a three-shot lead into the final round of the South African Open despite George Coetzee shooting a course-record 63. Stenson had six birdies and three bogeys in a 69 for a 16-under total of 200, three clear of Coetzee and Swedish compatriot Magnus Carlsson. The 36-year-old Stenson is looking for his first title since the Players Championship in 2009 but will have to hold off a fast-finishing Coetzee on Sunday. "George (Coetzee) was on fire today, so Ill obviously need to watch out," Stenson said. "But the final round is about focusing on your own game and playing well, and what happens happens. Im focused on playing well ... and winning this championship." Coetzee had nine birdies and an eagle to break the course record at Serengeti Golf and Wildlife Estate despite having bogeys on two short holes on his back nine, the 12th and 15th. The South African recovered f

R/l Stuff!! Please Help
FIRST I WANT TO SAY THANKS SOOOO MUCH TO ALL OF YOU THAT HAVE BEEN VOTING DAILY... YOU ALL ARE AWESOME!! THIS MEANS A LOT TO ME AND I TRULY APPRECIATE EACH AND EVERY SINGLE VOTE.. LOTS OF LOVE & HUGS TO YOU!! This means SOOOO MUCH that I am willing to pay you... ~*THIS IS R/L STUFF HERE*~ **we are currently in second place** QUALIFICATION ROUND... MAY 15TH--JUNE 20TH **during this time** i will give you $1000 fu-bucks per vote... i will bling you for your first vote (1000 pts + 1000 fubuck YOU ARE ABLE TO VOTE ONE TIME PER DAY!! Click on the bottom of the player and vote.. once you vote message me and I will send you $1000 fu-bucks... **i will bling you as often as i can** PLUS... EVERY 40th vote (from fubar) will receive a 3 day blast ~OR~ bling pack so be sure to message me once you have voted ~~MY FRIENDS KICK ASS~~ I know we can get this record deal.. with a little help from you **THANKS IN ADVANCE** ~~MUCH LOVE~~

The R'lyeg Text
THE R'LYEH TEXT Hidden Leaves From The Necronomicon There's plenty of transcriptions of Liber Logaeth out there, but none of it's seque - "l The R'Lyeh Text". For this reason I have decided to upload my own transcription of the text, researched, transcribed and annotated by Robert Turner. The text below has been checked and any apparent mistakes or misspellings are present in the original edition (eg. Zkauba being spelled Zakubar). Phil Their Hidden Place I have seen much unmeant for mortal eyes in my wanderings beneath that dark and forgotten city. It is not the splendours of Irem that haunt my dreams with this madness, but another place, a place shrouded in utter silence; long unknown to man and shunned even by ghoul and nightgaunt. A stillness likened to millions of vanished years pressed with great heaviness upon my soul as I trod those labyrinths in terror, ever fearing that my footfalls might awaken the dread architects of this nameless region where the hand of time

Çrïm§ðñ §ïñ
I live a Scarlet Life, Due to evil portrayed not by black, but by a color much more volatile. Mysterious and fragile, I live for Crimson. The Existance of sin began in the words of a bible pretending to be from the thoughts of a god That succeeded in revenge; If only people did not believe we were created in the image of him. Faith is not found through praying, but by playing.Believe in a god almighty? this is a game where the loser is bought. The decision of who is worthy of heaven, and who is not.. A set of rules and regulations, bondaged limitations, in the form of commandments- The job writers were handed! A creation of a society full of judgment; hypocrits to their own faith Purity.. a disguised lie to your own shame Hidden behind the treachery played daily, don't forget to say grace. I wear my Sin proudly- Let your sins be as white as snow, While mine will forever shine Scarlet walk ignorantly into a world you pretend to know, Forget the co

Rmblings From My Dememnted Life.
OK..........I have not been on line much in the last month. I appologize to all who I have been keeping in regular contact with here. It has been a busy time for me. I am working at Guitar Center in Independence, Mo. and this is the busiest time of the year. Currently I have been working 48 to 50 hours a week selling musical gear. So once again, I appologize to all who I have been in regular contact with. In other news here, My friend Jon is returning home from Iraq. He is currently in Hawaii and will be here in Missouri on the 11th. His nic name used to be PeeWee. But he is now a Sargent in the army. So I do not think that Peewee fits himany more. "Sargent PeeWee" just leave a little left off, you know? LOL My friend Dan, who is a civilian contractor in Iraq, was home recently as well. However it was for his mothers funeral. Not as good of a return. Sorry if I sound so unaffected by it all. This happened over a month ago and I have already delt with the loss. I have been in touc

Rms
I'm part of a group called Recreation Mainstreaming Services, an adult arm of the Ithaca Youth Bureau - people with physical or mental conditions/disabilities are eligible to join groups, in this case- tonight- a movie group which if plans are still on will see me back rather later than I thought I'd be! But fun (last time was Spiderman 3, which was enjoyable.)

~+ÐrÀmÀ WhØrÊ Øf ThÊ WËÉk+~
CONGRADULATIONS JESSA!!!YOU HAVE JUST MADE NUMBER 1 DRAMA WHORE OF THE WEEK!! OH AND JUST INCASE YOU READ THIS =] HERES THE DEFINITION FOR YOU OF "OWNING" SOMEONE LIKE YOU SUPPOSIDLY SAID YOU DID =] OWNING-TAKING OF ANOTHER INDIVIDUALS YAHOO,MSN,AIM ETC SCREEN NAMES WITH A PROGRAM KNOWN AS A CRACKER =] ITS NOT CONSIDERED OWNING SOMEONE IF YOU ALREADY KNOW THEYRE PASSWORDS YOU DUMB BITCH HAVE A NICE FUCKING DAY =] ☆J£§§Å ♥ §µãÐýj ***♫§ñãKê êýê ®ãÐ¡ø♫***@ fubar AND HERES THE PROOF THAT SHOWS IT!! JUST SO THAT ALL YOU PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO THINK LITTLE MISS JESSAS ALL THAT CAN SEE SHES AN ATTENTION STARVED FUCKIN DRAMA QUEEN Look Its Even Time Stamped Straight And Fresh And Brand New Out Da Archives =] See How Mrs Drama Whore Spewin Drama In A Mass As Usual And Anyone Whos Got This Bitch On There List Knows What Im Talkin About jessafarris (10/27/2007 9:34:31 PM): untill im not pissed anymore.. since you think I have serious issues bane.i have confiscat

Rn
I took the NCLEX-RN exam today. The test is anywhere from 75 to 265 questions, and the computer cuts off when it finds that you are either competent or incompetent as a nurse. I answered 75 questions, and the computer shut off. I don't know if this is good or bad, because at 75 questions, they either decide you passed beyond their expectations, or you failed miserably. I feel pretty good about it, but I just have to wait. Hopefully I will know in 25 hours or so, but until then, I just have to chew my nails and wait! LOL

Rnc Games
http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/08/30/rnc.protest/index.html ST. PAUL, Minnesota (CNN) -- Police raided a rental hall used by a group organizing protests at the Republican National Convention in St. Paul, Minnesota, on Friday. Police on Friday raid the hall rented by a group planning to protest the Republican National Convention. The RNC Welcoming Committee, which describes itself as "anarchist/anti-authoritarian," accused St. Paul police of trying to disrupt their protest planned for Monday, the day the GOP convention is set to begin. Although no one was arrested, the group said police temporarily detained and photographed at least 50 people who were inside the building. St. Paul Police spokesman Tom Walsh said they were executing a search warrant. "The cause for the search warrant is not public at this time," Walsh said. As many as 30 police officers entered with guns drawn, according to witnesses in the building. Watch members of the group at the scene of

Rùng Rợn Với Truyện Ma Trong Game Bigone
Hãy đến với game bigone để có cơ hội trải nghiệm cảm giác rùng rợn với kho truyện ma nhé!. Bạn là một người cá tính, bạn luôn muốn trải nghiệm những cảm xúc mới lạ để thêm hương vị cho cuộc sống. Vậy bạn có muốn thử nghiệm những cảm xúc mới với bộ sưu tập truyện ma (kinh dị) trong kho truyện củabigone không nào? Tôi đảm bảo bạn sẽ có những giây phút giải trí tuyệt vời nhất tại đây. Đến với bộ sưu tập truyện ma trong bigone bạn sẽ có cơ hội thưởng thức truyện của các tác giả nổi tiếng trong nước như: Nguyễn Th&#

R Now Hes Content To Be A Key Contributor On Hi
HOUSTON -- Jeremy Lin doesnt know if hell ever perform as well as he did during his charmed February with the New York Knicks last season. For now hes content to be a key contributor on his new team. James Harden scored 33 points and Chandler Parsons had a career-high 31 to help the Houston Rockets coast to a 131-103 victory over the Knicks on Friday night. Lin added 13 points, seven rebounds and three assists in his first game against his previous team. The Rockets carried a 12-point lead into the third, and scored 10 straight points later in the quarter to extend their lead to 21. Carmelo Anthony scored a season-high 37 for New York, which has dropped consecutive games for the first time this season. Lin went undrafted out of Harvard and became a sensation with the Knicks last season with a remarkable stretch in February when he scored at least 20 points in nine of 10 games. A high point of that span came when he had 38 points and seven assists in a 92-85 victory over the Lakers on F

Rn9(poem)
So what to say? Regrets... None. Except life itself. To understand... impossible. Empathy... an unknown entity. Confined within a space that I alone own. Somewhere over a grey rainbow. A familiar darkness... so safe, still and calm. Unlike the raging storm within my heart. Stolen pain, where conclusions leap. My punishment, for srange love. Truth is beautiful... but only known to thee. Was real. Was true. Was my angel heaven sent A mind of selfless love in an unforgiving world. Shards of sorrow embed my soul. My choice. My life. My loss. I sit and wait in the silent night. Til it finally wraps itself around my existance. ...then I pray and forgive me. ...and my silent soul sleep ...

Roach Science
Do you ever feel deep frustration when in the morning, as you arrive to work, you start feeling completely lost, unable to concentrate even on simplest tasks, and generally completely out of sorts? However, once you arrive home after the tedious work day, all over sudden everything seems to fall into places: your memory becomes sharper than cheddar (oh, if only your boss could see you now), your reaction becomes like that of a rattle snake (but please don't forget to wipe that drool streak off your chin), and your IQ increases by 100%, almost dipping into triple digits. Annoying, isn't it? Well, do not feel perturbed or left out, as you are not alone in feeling this way. So do roaches. As it turns out, studies performed at a Cocroach University of TN (actually called Vanderbilt University, but CU has a better ring to it), showed that roaches are just not morning individuals. Apparently, a roach IQ, which on a scale of IQ's sits between that of a mealworm and a member of MoveOn.org, is

Roadside Trouble
So Kim's driving across country on her way to meet Dan, this really great guy that she met online. They seemed to connect on so many levels, that it was crazy. Movies, books... and more importantly, what turned them on. Kim was getting wet just thinking about it. The things they had talked about. Jealousy. Getting spanked. Fucking in public. Kim looked down at the speedometer, and realized that she was going over the speed limit. In thinking of Dan, and the dirty things she wanted to do with him, her foot had pressed down harder on the gas pedal, her subconscious literally driving her to get to him more quickly. All of a sudden, the car jolts, and Kim hears the familiar "flub flub flub" of a flat tire. Oh well, at least she was close enough she could call Dan to come help here. Their first time meeting would be at the side of a highway, instead of at his home. Kim calls Dan, tells him the situation and where she is located, and turns on the radio to chill until Dan gets

The Road To Freedom
I remember the day when there was shock on everyone’s face, As we stood there all in fear we could hear the screams and the sirens roar. Dust and debris covered the streets, day had turned to night, everyone was in fright. Millions were killed for no reason at all, This is the day the twin towers would fall. The Pentagon was all mangled in shreds, as people thought they were safe all tucked in their beds. The planes were crashing to the left and to the right, one of them even fell in mid flight. But our country isn’t a weak one, even though we took the time to mourn. United we stand, divided we fall To all you sorry bastards we promise to get you all. Joined with the United Kingdom We are on the road to freedom We vow to get our country back, to the way it was in the past. When everyone was happy, not afraid to live their lives. When everyone had their sons and daughters, Also their husbands and wives. To all of our troops out in the middle east we don’t

The Road
Somwhere in the west beyond Glaciers glimmering white, Beyond cities of modern suffocation and delerium, settled upon rocky beaches that kiss only the waves and the forgotten creatures that wash upon it's hearth. This is where you'll find "the Road" as the locals may call her, Winding desperatly to find her ending, somwhere between a seashore and an eternal green forest. Her shoulders covered in the emerald moss that claims the trees and the earth surrounding. Though "the Road" may go nowhere she is well versed and well traveled. She listens quietly as the youth, entwine unskilled fingers in tangled hair And on those bright summer days that never actually become summer she is trampled by visitors who laugh shunnigly at her length. But still it watches as the winter sun never rises and in the spring weddings march down to her chapel. Late at night when Juneau rests peacefully in her mirth "The Road" laughs for she is the heart to the beauty of

Road Trip
Yep gotta make the run. I have some family stuff that I need to go take care of. If anyone one wants to meet up on the way up or back... Let me know. I hope the good weather holds out to make it a good ride.. haell they areall good.. just some better than other.

The Road Not Taken- Robert Frost
Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth; Then took the other, as just as fair And having perhaps the better claim, Because it was grassy and wanted wear; Though as for that, the passing there Had worn them really about the same, And both that morning equally lay In leaves no step had trodden black Oh, I kept the first for another day! Yet knowing how way leads on to way, I doubted if I should ever come back. I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: two roads diverged in a wood, and I -- I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference.

Road Adventure
I was free for the evening so I called up Kim to see what her plans were. She said she was going to the bar with the girls. I told her I would call her when I was done attending a birthday party I had agreed to go to. A few minutes into the party I was already bored. I text messaged Kim and told her I was ready to leave. She told me how to get to the bar they were at. I said my goodbyes and made my way to the bar. After the 30 minute drive I called her to tell her I was outside. Minutes later she met me outside and kissed me hello. Soon we were walking through the bar towards the table of her friends. Pulling me by my hand we reach their table and I am soon introduced to several of her friends. After I get a beer to catch up with the girls, we are all out on the dance floor. Guys and girls all just dancing together not caring who with. I dance with several girls and Kim dances with several guys. I watch and get excited from the action on the dance floor. The beers start taking affect o

Road Called Loneliness
I heard you call my name today, I just ignored it and went along my way, I found a road called loneliness, now if fate's hand opened, and called me there, would God almighty judge me fair? It's the road called loneliness, and what of fate, now in the essence of prayer, we would know for fact that we never belonged there, walking this road called loneliness...

Roadkill
Is it just me or does a disproportionate amount of roadkill these days happen to be skunks? I must have passed 7 or 8 of them today. Pungent, stinking messes that make you nose burn as you drive by. So I started wondering why skunks make up such a high percentage of roadkill and what I came up with is this: They are suicidal. It has finally come to the point where even the skunks can no longer stand their own stench, and in fits of misery and dispair they are hurtling themselves into traffic in unprecedented numbers. Sound far=fetched? Perhaps, but answer me this: When is the last time anyone saw Pepe LePew? I think all of his unrequited love affairs, all failures do to his overpowering B.O., have finally driven him to place that white hankerchief across his eyes, light a cigarette, and step in front of the tractor trailer travelling 65mph. One can only hope that, at the rate they are going, the skunk species will exterminate themselves soon and save us from having to roll down

Road Trip!
I'm going away for a few days to Spokane, WA. I'm driving there and it's pretty far (600 miles roundtrip)... I live a little south of Tacoma... I'm looking forward to driving across the state... Never done that before. here is a pic! See u all on Tuesday!

Road Trip
My thought for the day is>>> I dont wanna drive any more !! After being on the road today for darn near 5 hours, Ive decided driving sucks..specially when you have 2 kids in the back fighting and the radio wont even drowned them out. The worst part is not knowing excatly where your going and have to watch for the signs and the dang trucks block your view if your going 80 they go 80 if you slow down they slow down. then finially getting close to home just in time to hit rush hour traffic.. Lets talk about being irrated.. OMG that so sucked. I am just so glad to be home so I can listen to the family bitch and complain that they wanna go back to where you just came from. what a lovely trip. Yah Right !!

The Road To Travel
**~The Road~** **~The Road to Travel~** Success is a journey not a destination, ...the fortune cookie said. I wonder what's in store this life, whatever the future ahead. I met a 'Seer' along the path, and all his predictions came true, is life just so easy in fact, that I don't even have a slight clue? The road to travel is long & strange, with dangers at every bend, it will make you strong & very wise, and the test is right at the end... You can go off the path, and make mistakes; but you'll pay the price if you do, should you be wise and not hypnotized, anything in this world can come true!

Road Adventure
Road Adventure I was free for the evening so I called up Kim to see what her plans were. She said she was going to the bar with the girls. I told her I would call her when I was done attending a birthday party I had agreed to go to. A few minutes into the party I was already bored. I text messaged Kim and told her I was ready to leave. She told me how to get to the bar they were at. I said my goodbyes and made my way to the bar. After the 30 minute drive I called her to tell her I was outside. Minutes later she met me outside and kissed me hello. Soon we were walking through the bar towards the table of her friends. Pulling me by my hand we reach their table and I am soon introduced to several of her friends. After I get a beer to catch up with the girls, we are all out on the dance floor. Guys and girls all just dancing together not caring who with. I dance with several girls and Kim dances with several guys. I watch and get excited from the action on the dance floor. The beers s

Road Trip Part 3
well. what a great time I have been having on my road trip. I been to cape hatteras via ferry boats, played on the beaches of the Atlantic ocean and watched fisherman fish from the beaches, checked out the lighthouses on the way and just a fun time. next stop was in kitty hawk and kill devil hills. seen another lighthouse and found a town called DUCK. lol got some great pics I'll add later from that little town. I went to see where man 1st flew at kitty hawk. the Wright Brothers greatest adventure. its winding down a bit as I get closer to NYC. will be spending a few days in Maryland/Delaware areas and then to new jersey highlands a few days. Tuesday I drove thru the Chesapeake bay bridge, which is about 26 miles long. what a great drive as I drive thru Virginia city in Virginia. saw a few more light houses and stopped at a wild life sanctuary and saw lot as of ducks and geese. well that's it for now hope everyone is having a great time as I am for sure.

Road Trip
hello so here i am preparing and ready to go i hope i bring my all girly stuff lol kidding well were all specially me... im sooo excited and were anticipating this for two weeks and finally its here.... hooorah hmm ill take as much pics as much as i can and ill share them to u all my dearest fren.. you know why im excited this is first time for me to do so [not that i never done this b4] its so diffrent coz its not back home, but totally new country for us, [they sound dangerous] but there were the fun will kick in lol ok till then i hope this trip will be safe and totally fun.....

Road Trip!
Ok from the looks of it if we decide to go to a infertilty specialist we are either going to have to go to lexington or louisville! fun fun! the cost is what is getting me but, hell if it gets me a baby than I would sell my own mom! just kidding (maybe) I think my main this is a horomones so, that can hopefully be treated with little effort on everyones part....some of these procedures are like really complicated and really costly....but, you got to do what you got to do...

Roadtrip
some times i wish i could pack my bags & take a train to new york i could rent an apartment where the heat doesn't work the stars dont shine and the hoes stay up late partyin i could bar tend at the run down bar around the corner dance on the tables like coyete ugly & earn tips & at the end of the night i'll know i'll be ok because even though im not living a dream im far away from everything that has harmed me everyone who has brought me down & i wont be afraid to be myself i know that if i save enough money meet the right people & wait for the time to come i can get out of this hell hole & start living my life i can start over a new page & maybe just maybe that empty feelin deep inside wont feel so empty anymore

The Road To Tyranny
The State Thrives On Hate, Genocide and Racism Steve Watson | November 02 2005 Dr. Kamau Kambon. a Raleigh, N.C., activist, book store owner, and former professor at North Carolina State University recently advocated the "extermination of white people" while speaking at a Pro-black Media Forum at Howard Law School, in an event that was covered in its entirety by C-SPAN. The so called Doctor commented that whites have an "international plantation" for blacks, making "every white person on earth a plantation master." He continued, "You're either supporting white people in their process of death, or you're for African liberation." Brit Hume reported for Fox that Kambon stated to the audience that white people "’have retina scans, they have what they call racial profiling, DNA banks and they're monitoring our people to try to prevent the one person from coming up with the one idea. "’And the one idea is, how we are going to exterminate white people because that, in my est

Road Trip (a Poem I Wrote For My Best Friend For Her Birthday)
Friends, all together for a fun adventure. On our way out from our boring routines. We sit together in a bus, reminiscing over last times; just being close to each other. we look out the window, watching life pass us by. We watch as the scenery, the weather,change. But we remain the same. But sometimes some of us find the outside world appealing and yearn to explore it, see more than what the glass that separates the two worlds can let them glance at. Some of us may leave, others may stay. But the journey continues, the friendships never end.

The Road Of Life
The Road of Life All of Humanity Moving towards one goal in life Yet few think on what it is For when you achieve it You can never come back From birth you move towards it Many fight against it Yet they don’t understand why They assume it’s bad Some achieve under bad circumstance Others walk towards it Beckoning it closer But they don’t know why They assume it’s good Because they think pain may be eased Most don’t worry about it They sit and let it sneak on them Like a tax collector of the damned Waiting till it hurts worse And you least expect it And forever on the road of life People moving towards their death

The Road Not Taken
wrote by robert frost Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth; Then took the other, as just as fair, And having perhaps the better claim, Because it is grassy and wanted wear; Though as for that the passing there Had worn them really about the same, And both that morning equally lay In leaves no step had trodden black. Oh, I kept the first for another day! Yet knowing how way leads onto way, I doubted if I should ever come back. I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I - I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference.

The Road Before Us
Before us lies a road that neither of us is sure of Yet together we are more than ready to walk it It looks straight from where we’re standing now But both of us know there are curves and bumps ahead There will be days when neither of us feels like talking Days when we would probably like to just walk away from each other But in our hearts we know that we will make it through With God at the center of our lives we can do anything We can make it over the roughest most difficult spots in the road Everyday I fall deeper and deeper in love with you And I know in my heart that we will walk hand in hand for years to come Come rain or shine, sleet or snow we will be together With each breath we take, each step we step we will grow closer and closer So now I not only give you my heart but I give you my hand Walk with me, not matter what for that is what love is about Each of us will have our turns leading down certain parts of the road

The Road Not Taken
THE ROAD NOT TAKEN Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth; Then took the other, as just as fair, And having perhaps the better claim, Because it was grassy and wanted wear; Though as for that the passing there Had worn them really about the same, And both that morning equally lay In leaves no step had trodden black. Oh, I kept the first for another day! Yet knowing how way leads on to way, I doubted if I should ever come back. I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I- I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference. Robert Frost

The Road Less Travelled
"I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I -- I took the one less travelled by, And that has made all the difference." --- Robert Frost I dont' know whether to agree or disagree with him. I certainly have been known to take the road less travelled, and the experiences have been indeed different from the road most people travel and experience; however, I am not sure if it has been all that much of a benefit to my career -- or not??? The final verdict is yet to be seen -- probably another 40-50 years down the road. :)) LOL...

Road
THE ROAD TO FEAR the road to fear is old and well worn it leads out from ignorance where hatred was born the road is direct it diverts not all..all straight through the woods where the banshees call when traveling this road this warning you need it is best that you walk do not bring a steed for beasts have more sense not to rush into fear they know it's one place that they should steer clear so if you are walking a dark road at night and notice a sign which reads "FEAR" in your sight then perhaps you should know which way you are bound for if it's towards fear it's best you turn around.

The Road Ahead!
The Road Ahead Never hide your LOVE from me, It is there, it's plain to see! Am I in your sights? Do you miss me? I think you might! My heart skips a beat, Each and every time we speak. Am I in your thoughts & dreams? I wish I could see you,,baby please oh please! We don't see each other enough. The road ahead,,,it will be rough. You are there and I am here, Oh! how I wish I could be near. Don't be sad, just be glad, For the life that we will have. Look ahead to the life we'll share, And always know how much I care! I Love You, I Need You, I Miss You. These feelings I carry are so true. Maybe fate is keeping us apart. Please be good to me...Don't break my heart! Deb

The Road To Success
The road to success is not straight. There is a curve called Failure, a loop called Confusion, speed bumps called Friends, red lights called Enemies, caution lights called Family. You will have flats called Jobs. But, if you have a spare called Determination, an engine called Perseverance, insurance called Faith, a driver called Jesus, you will make it to a place called Success.that trial is only a force,and not a full stop in your life..... This was sent to me by a dear friend, thanks Joe! I had to share this with all of you! Take care! Have a truely blessed and wonderful day! :-)

Roadside Angels
Roadside Angels Years after an angel gave my car a 'jump start,' I was able to pass on the kindness to a blue-eyed stranger. By Holly Hale-Haug My son and I have had at least two experiences we believe were with angels. The first incident happened when my son was about 6-years-old. I had finished shopping at K-mart and was getting into my car when I discovered the battery was dead. I propped my car's hood up and asked everyone who passed if they had jumper cables, but no one did. We waited for what seemed like an eternity, but no one else came. Suddenly, an older truck appeared out of nowhere and a man asked if I needed a jump. When I said yes, he told me that years ago his car battery had also died and someone had helped him. Ever since then, he carried jumper cables to help others. We talked about the community, about where we lived, and about churches. He said he had gotten a little put off by church, and I told him he should "keep the faith" and go back to one, even if

Road Rage...
so today im goin 2 work and this big ass truck that im followin in to the parkin lot stops in the middle of the road... im like y isnt this fool goin straight to part and so i can park... he then puts it in reverse so he can back in to a space when theres not enuff room to back up... im like wth... this man cant just go fwd and park... so i get pissed cuz im in a rush right... and i end up flippin im off... i park i go in side (rantin and ravin mind u) and then i c one of my close friends clients comin in to the building and i think OMG i just flipped her client off... lmao... i was so embarassed... but thank goodness this guy was cool... i went ova and apologized for my outburst... tho i know i wasnt completely in the wrong lmao... ok so i shouldnt have flipped him off and give him all the dirty looks in the world... but dammit to hell lmao... he shouldnt have tried to back up on me lmao... he was cool about it we laughed if off... but i will NEVER flip someone off again in traffic...

The Road I'm On
She said life’s a lot to think about sometimes When you’re living in between the lines And all the stars are sparkling, shine everyday He said life’s so hard to move in sometimes When it feels like I’m in the line And no one even cares to ask me why I feel this way And I know you feel helpless now, and I know you feel, hold on That’s the same road, the same road that I’m on, yeah He said life’s a lot to think about sometimes When you keep it on between the lines And everything I want and I want to find one of these days But what you thought was real in life Oh, it somehow steer you wrong And now you just keep trying and trying to find out where you belong And I know you feel helpless now, and I know you feel, hold on That’s the same road, the same road that I’m on What you thought was real in life, somehow steer you wrong And now you just keep trying and trying to find where you belong I know you feel helpless now, I know you feel, hold on That’s the same, t

Road Trip©
Those of you that are familiar with Texas have experienced the beauty of the Hill Country. For those of you not lucky enough to have ever seen the beauty that Texas has to offer,it's the reason we call it "God's Country". Imagine if you can, picturesque oak trees, the type you see in movies or in pictures, someome 200+ yrs old. The Hill Country of Texas is at its prettiest during the springtime. We have a tradition here of covering all of our higway medians and road shoulders with native wildflowers. Imagine whole roads covered in the purplish blue of bluebonnets,the reds of the indian paint brushes,and the bright yellows of the black-eyed susans. The back roads of the Hill country twist and wind through the hills, parks and rest stops everywhere. Little towns here before there was a Texas, full of friendly people and history. Vast expanses of hunting,farming,and ranch land. In fact, lots of places to go and visit. The most fun I ever had was with a couple of friends riding Harleys. Wi

The Road To Recovery
I have finally decided the start the long road of recovery from my eating disorder. I decided that writing about the recovery process would help me in the long run. I know in my pictures I don't look like I have an eating disorder, but you don't have to be skin and bones to finally have someone realize that something is wrong. I have been fighting this silent monster for about 5 years now. I starve myself, sometimes I would not eat for days or maybe have a light snack to have some strength. I used to drink hot chocolate nonstop at work to replace the food I was not eating. And at the time I worked with my dad, who says there is nothing wrong with me. He doesn't know what is going on in my head. He doesn't hear the voices that go off in my head that are saying if I gain weight that I am going to look pregnant and my mom is going to start yelling at me. I am afraid to gain weight. I have gone for weekends not eating. My boyfriend is helping me telling me I have to eat even tho

Roadtrip
I recently went to Birmingham, AL to visit my best friend. While I was there, her boyfriend took me to the shooting range. it was the first time I had eve shot a gun. Steve started me off with a barney fife .38. I didnt do so well. Next, he coached me on a 380- again not so well. Finally, the .45 came around and yep not so well. After a few more rounds- I gained the 'line of sight' and it was on. Head shots rang out on my targets and I was having fun. The next pictures I load up will be of the final targets LOL just to prove that I did it- and there is a picture of me posted as well. Girls- you have to try it at least once--me?? I 'm gonna do it again!!

Road Trip!
Well have to hit the road this morning! Hate it too! One of my lovely little Granddaughters(7 year old Brianna) is with her druggy Mom, and she called Late Monday night and told me to come get her!Of course they live in Indianapolis, Ind. too! So, am getting ready to leave in just a little while, found out we ( RERE & I) will be running into a LOT of snow!Please, if you are a friend of mine or miss RERE, keep us in mind today and pray for a safe journey. The trip takes about 10 or so hours depending on the weather , and we plan on getting a room for tonight then hitting the road home in the morning! So, keep us in mind , and hopefully we will talk to you wonderful folks upon our return! Hugs & Thanks......Lily

Road Rage
A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the Right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have Beaten The red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in Frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, Dropping her cell phone and makeup. As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked Up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered Her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger Printed, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of Hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was Escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was Waiting with her personal effects. He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You s

Road Trip
Well the time has come for me to go to the coast once again.... YEA!!! I do like to take little road trips turn up some great music, light it up and enjoy the drive.... It makes me happy to get out and on the road.... Well it is South for now, maybe I can go North next time...

Road Trip,part 2©
WOW! Now that was fun. What a way to end the day. Start off driving through the hill country and finishing it off naked in the middle of nowhere. The sun was beginning to drop in the west and the wind was picking up. Slowly removing ourselves from each other was almost painful. Slowly I withdrew from her and got off the bike. Extending a hand and helping her off as well as allowing her to get her legs again. Reluctanly we got dressed and back on the bike. As we slowly glided along the road the only sound was the rumble of the bike and the wind whistling by our ears. The temprature was slowly dropping and it was getting cold. She snuggled in tighter as we drove along. After what seemed to take forever we made it back to the hotel. We both wanted to get inside and wash the dirt off. Tossing my jacket in the chair the warmth of the room was welcoming. She brushed by me to the heater and turned it on full blast. Hugging herself,her hands rubbing her goosed bumped arms as she tri

The Road Trip
What a busy day I had today. Surprised? Me neither. So it started out when I woke up at 5 a.m. and went to my first day of training. What an amazing workout I had, I've never worked out like this before, it felt like I used every single muscle in my entire body. It was a bit odd going into the gym in the dark, and coming out in the light. Came home at 7 a.m. and hopped into bed for 5 minutes. I realized I wasn't tired and had too much to do before my meeting. I'll fast forward to 11 a.m. when the V.P. of Evil Angel called us and needed to be picked up at the car detailer. Aiden ran out to get him and we were on the road to the San Diego area by 11:30 a.m. The germans were also along for the ride... ready to capture all that I had to offer. The ride took about 2 hours and talked about why we were on our way down there among other things, so time went by fairly quickly. We arrived at the studio and met the C.E.O. He took us on a tour and showed us how the dolls were made. It's very cool

Road To Peace - The Fundamentalist Killing On Both Sides Is Standing In The Path Of Peace
Pitchfork.com says about Tom Waits single, "Road To Peace" -"...It's also quite the political scamp, going on for a good seven minutes about the Israeli-Palestinian conflict and questioning the ethics of the sitting U.S. president. At times it sounds like Waits is reading straight off the CNN ticker, but we forgive him, because these are vital topics that ought to be on folks' minds."If you havent heard this song. go Here to listen to it NOW.Road to Peaceby Tom Waits (off the new Brawlers album) Young Abdel Mahdi (Shahmay) was only 18 years old, He was the youngest of nine children, never spent a night away from home. And his mother held his photograph, opening the New York Times To see the killing has intensified along the road to peace There was a tall, thin boy with a whispy moustache disguised as an orthodox Jew On a crowded bus in Jerusalem, some had survived World War Two And the thunderous explosion blew out windows 200 yards away With more retribution an

The Road Trip (erotica Explicit)xxx
I was 16 he was 32 and he road a motorcycle Played a 12 string guitar we went to a bike show in southern California on the way we stopped on the cliffs over looking the ocean it was a warm day I was in a short top and very low cut jeans the top kept blowing up exposing my breast to the traffic on the road the wind felt good against them I was very arroused when we stopped I leaned into him and caressed his chest we kissed several times my hand slid down his front as he held my breast I felt him he was so hard so large I thought he moved under my hand and kissed me harder I wanted him so badly I pressed my breast to his chest clawed at his back his hands on my ass by then pulling me closer I told him I wanted him there and now we were not far from the traffic but enough they would have to be looking to really see us I unzipped his pants reached inside stroked him feeling him grow even more I pulled his firm shaft out of his pants as they were t

The Road Behind
Today I am a stable man on a path of great success. In the past I have been brash, foolish, rude, and painful to be around. I left the mother of my child just after I turned 19. I did not finish college as I had planned to because of my self-destructive ways. I was a loser for a long time, until I met Chris C, Joe C, and Mike S. These three men not opened my eyes to the world of politics, but gave me a goal that was hard to obtain. They kept me busy and working long hours. They kept me challenged and gave me near impossible tasks to complete. They made sure I completed them. After six weeks of nearly sleepless nights I saw my work come to fruition; all our candidates won their races! After the campaigns, I worked at Jiffy Lube for a few months until I could get hired by November Inc, a political consulting company; Mike S founded it with two other partners. I remained with November Inc until 2005 and then started my own company, Punkdgeek Consulting. I did alright, but

Road Trip, Part 3©
Now that's the way I like to shower,lol. I love spoiling my girl and sometimes just making it all about her. After showering we took a short nap,then dressed for dinner. Nothing special mind you,but clean clothes. I love how my toy smells. The perfume is so light and airy,not sweet and over powering. She was dressed in a cute denim skirt and a button down blouse with me in my jeans and an oxford shirt. Closing the room's door behind us, I opened the truck door for her again catching her intoxicating scent. Climbing in and starting the truck away we went. After discussing what we were in the mood for we settled on some of Texas' finest fares, bar-b-que. Finding a place that looked somewhat questionable but with a parking lot full of cars and truck, we figured not to judge a book by it's cover. We were surprised to find the it was not only a restaurant but a bar and dance hall as well. Getting seated I enjoyed the fact that my toy was quite the attraction. Following her and the h

The Road Not Taken By Robert Frost
Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth; Then took the other, as just as fair, And having perhaps the better claim, Because it was grassy and wanted wear; Though as for that the passing there Had worn them really about the same, And both that morning equally lay In leaves no step had trodden black. Oh, I kept the first for another day! Yet knowing how way leads on to way, I doubted if I should ever come back. I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I- I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference.

Road Trip
Ok If I never have to go back to Vancouver Washington I will be sooo happy. This weekend I went to Vancouver to watch my daughter perform in a color guard competition * she is a flag girl* Grantted I had alot of fun watching an supporting my daughter, but damn that is a long ass drive LOL. Specially when ya got a 3yr an a 11 yr that fight like cats an dogs! The highschool here an the middle school here took home First place for the marching bands. We get to find out tuesday what my daughter school got. I am not sure who is more excited me or her LOL. Any ways I just wanted to share my weekend with all me lovely friends out here. I hope you all had a good weekend. HUGS Teasin

4 Roads To Decide...
I stand here in the middle of the road pondering on which way to go, To my left I see nothing but past misery An awaiting to see the unseen. I shiver with the thought of reliving my past, and in regretfulness I turn my back. Now facing the right I slowly took apon A road full of laughter and my own backyard. Feeling the sense of comfortness, I must look away; there are other roads I have missed. To the left of my right, a road lay before me, I am shocked to find things I do not wish to believe. I see death of loved ones, solitued amoung friends, fear and hate, for I know I must make haste... Alone with the only road left unviewed, I turn fast wishing it ascued. Nothing can be seen, prehaps a blank page, then rememberence of a wise man told me; I chose my own fate. So with steady hands a heart of hopes, I am off to teach others what I know. For those who stand in the corner of the streets, chose your own blank page... you chose your ow

The Road To Success...ambition And Persistance
Many people fail in life because they believe in the old saying "if you don't succeed, try something else." But success eludes those who follow such advice. The dreams that come true did so because people stuck to their ambitions. They refused to be discouraged. They never let disappointment get the uper hand. Challenges only spurred them on to greater efforts. You will be judged by what you finish, not by what you start. I you dont see results right away, dont worry, you will get paid in the end. All great achievements require time and tenacity. Be persevering because the last key on the ring may be the one that opens the door. Hanging on one second longer than your competition makes you a winner. Become famous for finishing important, difficult tasks. If you are ever tempted to stop, just think of Brahms, who took seven long years to compose his famous lullaby. Woodrow Wilson once said, "I would rather fail in a cuase that will ultimately succeed than succeed in a cause that

Road To Your Heart
ROAD TO YOUR HEART By: Daniel J. Maag IT’S STRANGE THAT WE ONLY JUST MET AND YET I LONG TO BE CLOSE TO YOU TO FEEL YOUR TOUCH AND HOLD YOU CLOSE PRECIOUS TIMES WITH YOU WITH NO REGRET YOU’RE AN ANGEL FROM ABOVE AND YOUR BEAUTY IS BEYOND BELIEF YOUR EYES TOTALLY CAPTIVATE ME IT WOULD BE WONDERFUL TO FALL IN LOVE I WONDER IF YOU’RE THINKING OF ME IF YOU’RE FEELINGS ARE GROWING AND YOU HAVE THE SAME LONGING TO HOLD ME CLOSE, IS THIS DESTINY YOU ARE INTELLIGENT AND A LOT OF FUN A PASSIONATE FIRE BURNING FROM INSIDE WE SEEM TO BE PEAS FROM THE SAME POD A LIFE WITH YOU WOULD BE A JOYOUS RIDE YOU ARE SPECIAL TO ME AND VARY RARE I AM LUCKY TO HAVE YOU IN MY LIFE TO SHARE THESE TIMES AND CHATTING AWAY I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I REALLY CARE

Road To Nowhere
There is a way to find me, but most don't have the heart, the journey into my world, is lonely,cold and dark, if you are searching for me, make sure the task, you can achieve, you'll find a path of sorrow, wrecked and fadeing fast, so unless you care for me, if your love is not true, save yourself the bother, cause it's hell finding your way through, this road I'm on is shattered, broken and unkind, the only road I've ever known, to reach this world of mine, for there is no turning back, and many trails to take, if you still feel the need, to somehow find a way, I'm here in the darkness, every night and every day, if your heart is true, I'll be here waiteing, to spend always with you, just take the blackest path, I'll be waiteing there, you'll find me at the end of, The Road To Nowhere...

Road Rage !!!!
Had my second only incident of road rage this morning..taking the kids to school..sitting at a red light...you know the story...chatting away and accidentally missed the EXACT SECOND ..the light turned green.... Well...that was enough obviously to send the driver behind me into a fit of rage..he tooted his horn..gave me the finger..could see his mouth moving im sure he wasnt wishing me a wonderful day...and all of this in about 5 seconds of me pulling away from the light !!.. Obviously wasnt enough for him, he then proceeded to overtake me..on a two way intersection... he put one wheel up on the medium strip and pulled infront of me..slammed on his brakes and proceeded to travel at 30km/hr ....ok...Im normally a pretty calm person..but this sorta irritated me a lil... The Kids said hey mum ..wats he doing..I mumbled something like *$&%($*#$()%$...and then proceeded to raise my pinky and mouth the words..."Little Dick"...and I dont think this helped his mood...he slowed to 20k

Road Trip-day 1
4-20-07 It was a 4am trip to the airport, with lots of coffee and a special friend who generously offered to make that long drive in the early morning hours. An uneventful plane change in Charlotte North Carolina, finally arriving at Greensboro, NC at 3 pm. A very friendly guy named Kenny met me there, handing over the keys to the brand new 15 seater Mercedes van which was to be my transportation for the next 10 days. Exhausted but excited, I began my trip of a lifetime across the country, covering 13 states and Canada...final destination, Denali Park, Alaska. North Carolina was incredibly beautiful, with very friendly people. Virginia was picture postcard perfect with rolling green hills and serene pastures of grazing horses and cattle. I drove straight through a mountain by means of a very scary and claustrophobic tunnel, that brought me into my 3rd state for the day, West Virginia. Ready for some rest, I pulled into a Holiday Inn, skipped the bar with sounds of bad kariok

Road Trip-day 2
Today, traveling through 4 states...West Virginia, Kentucky, Indiana & Illinois, I have learned that there is sooo much more to this planet than the small bubble that I have created for my comfort zone. I saw the amazing Ohio River (& being a good southern girl, I mistook it for the Mississipi!). I guess I slept through that part of geography class. Thousands of people were sitting along its banks watching paddle boats and an antique air show and listening to patriotic music. I watched deer feeding along side the road and saw sleek, shiny horses grazing in thier pastures. Bluegrass music entertained me all the way through Kentucky. Indiana with its rolling hills and farmland, white farm houses and red barns with laundry actually hanging on clotheslines and blowing in the wind, was such a surprise and delight for me. I've passes several vineyards along the way with big signs trying to lure me to their tours and private tastings. Wine is one of my passions, but driving a company veh

The Road I Have Traveled
The road I have Traveled. Bridges I have crossed. I've gone the extra mile, I've come to many stops. I had a few road blocks, toward what I thought, could be the end. But had to be brought back a mile or two again. So when closure comes, I do know what it will mean. I'll finally have peace of mind, I'll be able to feel,think, and breathe I probably won't believe it. I'll think it is all a dream. And although the journey will have ended. I'll never forget What I've learned along the way, or how I learned to take it day by day

Road Trip -day 3
Mother Earth was partying today for her day (Earth Day). Traveling through Missouri, Iowa and Nebraska, I experienced incredibly strong winds and rain. My arms feel like I held up 100 lb wieghts all day long from trying to keep the van on the road. I was under tornado watch for most of the day. Everyone I met along the way was very supportive. I think we all felt like we belonged to the same club...the "living through mother natures revenge" club. Anyway, a glass of wine, an episode of Desperate Housewife's and I will be ready for tomorrow's big adventure. Wyoming here I come! To be continued....

Road To Nowhere{1998}
You come to me,drunk as I remember you to be youvebeen looking for answers,in the bottom of your bottle,you drank away another dream,Now your looking for some comfort,the kind that can't be bought.You know I'll take you in,you know I'll I'll treat you right.And in each others arms,we try to take this road to nowhere,somewhere for a night. Now I remember being warned,by our buddy John, he said,your not the type to count on,he drinks to much and he's always wanted by the law,he's just not what you need.At the time,he was all I ever wanted,wish I would have listened to my wisened mentor.Cause for 3 years now we've been basterdizing this road to nowhere,trying to make sence of our situations. I've been running in circles,looking for you in every corner,and the shadowson my walls,are the shadows in your heart,that keep you from loving me Everytime I think your really gone,I find you coming back around again.I think I've telling you good-bye,but your something I can't quit.No

Road Trip - Day 4-5
It is 5 am and I am exhausted. Just woke up from a too short nap, somewhere in southern Washington state,heading to Bellingham to pick up a friend, and then continuing on to the Yukon. The past 2 days have been filled with awe and wonder as well as disgust and bewilderment. Wyoming looked just like it does in the movies. I kept expecting the Apaches to ride up over the ridge with thier war paint on. Idaho smelled like cow manure and the sight of all those poor animals jammed together in disgusting pens just cemented my desire to become a vegetarian. No living thing should have to live like that...in filth just waiting to die. Oregan rose to the top of the list of plases that I have seen that I want to return to. I think I would like to check into the possibility of living there. The air smelled like, well, like something I had never smelled before...so sweet and clean and pure. The trees and the mountains and the streams were so beautiful. It brought tears to my eyes. It is hard t

Roadside Memorials
I have an issue.... And it's with roadside memorials. I don't understand why you would want to drudge up pain like that everyday. There are cemetaries for the dead. Places we can memorialize them. There is a headstone and their name on it. I mean that's as permanent as you can get. But these roadside memorials, I mean what do they do for the person or people that lost someone there? You drive by it a lot, or everyday, and all it will ever do is remind you that the person is gone. I understand it must have been hard to lose them, but how do you ever expect to move on, get through the pain, if you are constant reminded of it? Pain is best dealt with by time. But it's just like a wound. If you keep playing with it, picking at it, it will never heal. Get over it and move on. That's my rant for this week.

The Road Not Taken
What does this poem mean to you?? The Road Not Taken Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth; Then took the other, as just as fair, And having perhaps the better claim, Because it was grassy and wanted wear; Though as for that the passing there Had worn them really about the same, And both that morning equally lay In leaves no step had trodden black. Oh, I kept the first for another day! Yet knowing how way leads on to way, I doubted if I should ever come back. I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-- I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference. -- Robert Frost

The Road Not Taken...
Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth; Then took the other, as just as fair, And having perhaps the better claim, Because it was grassy and wanted wear; Though as for that the passing there Had worn them really about the same, And both that morning equally lay In leaves no step had trodden black. Oh, I kept the first for another day! Yet knowing how way leads on to way, I doubted if I should ever come back. I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-- I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference. by Robert Frost

The Road
The Road Not Taken Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth; Then took the other, as just as fair, And having perhaps the better claim, Because it was grassy and wanted wear; Though as for the passing there Had worn them really about the same, And both that morning equally lay In leaves no step had trodden black. Oh, I kept the first for another day! Yet knowing how way leads on to way, I doubted I should ever come back. I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I- I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference. By: Robert Frost

Road Trippin'
Road trips were long in my past. Having children makes getting up and going kind of hard. They need to walk, they need to be changed, they need and need and need. So I stoped going on road trips a few years ago. Never really had a friend to go on one with. All my ex's were great big losers who would rather play video games then go explore. So here I am, in less than 12 hours I'll be on the road for 6-8 hours. Driving my Best friend to Pa to meet a guy she likes. To add to the excitement I get to take my kids! Henry should be fine, But the baby Gavin will need one of us in the backseat with him at some point this I know. I'll get home ready for bed and have two highly wired children who need to run off some excess energy. I will most likely have a Andrea Yates evening. Wanting to put my head on the pillow, and having two of the worlds best kids still want mommy time. These are the times I miss having a signifigant other. Someone who would let me sleep for an hour or so, an

The Road Home
in this small town i live in i here people crying over anything and everything i know a few people waiting on road home money and there complaining its taking to long well people i lost my house to and my insurance is not paying off road home is not helping im rebuilding all by myself so please shut up about it already and for every one else im sorry to put you threw that

The Road To Universal Slaughter
"How is a military drilled and trained to defend freedom, peace and ahppiness? This is what Major General O'Ryan has to say of an efficiently trained generation: 'The soldier must be so trained that he becomes a mere automoton; he must be so trained that it will destroy his initiative; he must be so trained that he is turned into a machine. The soldier must be forced into the military noose; he must be jacked up; he must be ruled by his superiors with pistol in hand.' This was not said by a Prussian Junker; not by a German barbarian . . . but by an American major general. And he is right. You cannot conduct war with equals; you cannot have militarism with free born men; you must have slaves, automotons, machines, obedient disciplined creatures, who will move, act, shoot and kill at the command of their superiors. That is preparedness, and nothing else." : Emma Goldman, Preparedness: The Road to Universal Slaughter

Road Trip
Oh the excitement is brewing I tell you. Have been planning a road trip with my friend for months now and this weekend we're hitting the road and heading for Pinnaroo !!! 6km from the Victorian border, this dot on a map minuscule town is our destination. Why you may ask? Well one of our friends from university lives in this town. She spends two weeks in Adelaide then goes back up to Pinna' for the weekend. We've always said one day we'll come up and get pissed drunk in her one pub town and meet the local lads. That time has come. Ignoring my circumstances, Ive decided fuck it all, I am not canceling the Pinna' road trip come hell or high water. About the only thing that will stop me though is if I do not finish my HTML and Design assignments by weeks end!

Road Rage
An honest man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman hit the roof--and the horn--screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection. As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects. He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while yo

Road Trip
I will be leaving San Francisco CA and driving to St Petersburg FL this summer. I will leave June 16, and arrive 1 July. I would love to hear from everyone, giving me ideas on my trip. Where should I stop, what should I do, and where should I eat. I want to hear what I should pack, who I can stop by and see, and who wants to ride with me? Please feel free to leave all comments and suggestions!

The Road To Wisdom
It's funny how we look at others and think how wise they are, or how much more someone might know than we do. When the reality is that we are all wise in our own way. What makes those that seem wise to us different from ourselves is that they lived more. It's not always about how long someone went to school, or how long they've been on their job, or even how old they are, but it is about how much they've lived. It is living that brings experience, and experience that brings wisdom. True a five year old shouldn't know more than a Fifty year old , but they will if that Fifty year old had never done more than gone to work each day , and watch television every night. I have had the privilege of doing things and going places that has given me knowledge that is immeasurable. It is those experiences that make it easy to help others, but I never forget that there is always more for me to learn, move life to live, more people to meet, and more places to see. Yes, there will always be some

Road
Road the road I travel on is full of pain the end is death the middle is broken promises and scars on my skin blood on the rags I’m traveling down this road all the signs and craving come back the constant itching of my skin when something bothering me the picking of the scab and wounds when I’m sad but as I travel down this road I’m strong and hold out I am the one in power not my pain or sorrow at least not yet I will survive I still have one dream I wish to do before I say good bye good bye to everything by JNA

Road Head Anyone???
You and your girlfriend are driving around, it's the middle of the night and the moon is full, shining through your windshield. She leans over toward you and starts to undo your pants. She carefully pulls down the front of them and wraps her lips around your growing erection. You lean back and groan, loving the feel of her hot moist mouth on your erection. You start to rub her butt with one hand but it's not enough, you want to be touching her bare skin. You shove at her jeans, trying to get them off of her. She undoes the buttons and helps you shove them down, not taking her mouth off of your erection. She runs her tongue along the tip, making you twitch. She runs her tongue down the length of it, causing it to jump even more. She wraps her lips around you again and continues to suck, her head bobbing up and down. You run your hand over her behind and between her legs until you find the spot that makes her jump. You begin to rub that spot, making her moan around your quivering erectio

Road Trip
From the 24th of June to the 5th of July, I'll be on the road again. Going from Virginia, to North Carolina, South Carolina, Lousiana, New Mexico, Las Vegas Nevada, Colorado, and Utah so far. Driving across Texas, but no one to see or hug yet. Anyone want to meet and be hugged? ~Feldar

Roads Of Love
Roads of Love Traveling this road of memories past, Thinking of love that always should last. Giving your love and feelings with care, Then finding out their love was not there. Two sharing in love that you feel was the same, One shares in love and the other a game. Playing this game with love that will be, Surely will bring sadness to them you will see. The Love that is gone, they have no one to blame, Their feelings have changed and now it's a game. So traveling this road of Memories past, For some brings sadness that will always last. But the ones with love in their hearts that you know Will surely have happiness in their life as they go.

The Road To Hell Part 3
The Road to Hell part 3 The Road To Hell (Part three) Dreams are the stuff of fantasy, right? I had these dreams, horrible and erotic. The things that had happened to me there, the things that I did. This was not entirely fantasy. I have memories of sugeries, injections, salves, ointments... the medical list goes on. The memories of the sex, hehehe, well you saw what happened the first time. Trial was there through it all, a nightengale of metal and heat, she was what I could only consider as a perfect woman. If I report as to the treatments and things available that I had received you would all want to try it, and that would be wrong. Mostly wrong anyways, because you would learn the trick of "Humanopolymerisation". I awoke as one person stronger than before, however, a bit of a differnt color. My flesh tone was copper, shiney, and solid. The ammount of days that it took has me perplexed, to put it simply, I had spent five years in Hell, and still don

The Road To Hell Part 2
The Road to Hell part 2 The Road To Hell (Part Two) The Moment In The Styx Trial was there standing in front of the crowd, they all were chanting my name then hers Dane Trial etcetera. The chant building to the crescendo a scream of desire that was our names.Trial grabbed me and pulled me through the crowd, my guess was a westerly direction. You should know that the closer you get to the sea the more hazardous and erotic life is in hell. We must have gone a mile on foot, the heat was terrible as we closed on the western perimeter. You could see the flames even through the 4 ft thick aluminum dome wall, at the base there is this flow of magma it is about 18 feet wide and flowing at a rate faster than I could run. A supercooled retaining wall about 12 feet high holds the true hell of what could be killing this city, they call it the river Styx and nothing could be closer to the truth. The Styx runs the perimeter of the dome it's total length is seventy miles and

The Road To Hell Part One
the Road To Hell part 1 The Road To Hell I had been filled up to here with the skin pits and the fuck lounges here in the city. I was in the mood for something different, something not normal. > So I jumped the maglev and headed out to the firewalls of what used to be New Jersey When the Firewall was built it was actually to keep the incoming crafts from landing little did they know that half the damned soil at the coast was saturated with enough toxic chemicals, it turned into a real wall of flame. The Coastal families that were trapped on the other side had evolved into these almost Metallic skinned beings, silvery smooth and damn sultry Their Evolution was one of need more than desire They had tried several forms of liquid metals as ointments and on accident they had filled there pores with a combination of metals that galvanized them in such a way it made them a bit tough skinned > Due to this Toughness they found needs for feeling pain occasionally > and ther

The Road
The road we often travel is not the best way to go So many of us are lost that it makes our spirits low We know not where to turn,or who will help us thro We just keep on going cuz that's all we know to do We wonder as we go, where did I go wrong? And for the life we used to have , we wish and we long At what point in my journey did I make a mistake? That now all my actions and expressions make me feel like such a fake Where did all the people go that used to be with me? They are on a better path, and it's them I long to see How do I get them back and turn my life around? How do I explain to them the darkness that I found? I want to see the light again and all the friends I lost I realize how much I hurt them and how much of my life it cost I finally realized where i went wrong Now I can start over and sing a brand new song The road that so many take is not the best way to go Please listen and believe me,you can trust me cuz I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Road I've Chosen
Once before I have been pushed down, and hit hard into the ground.. But I knew I had to continue on, so I picked myself up and went along.. As I went along the road began to get longer, but i I knew if I kept going it would only make me stronger... I knew my destination was so far away, I cant give up, I will continue this road day after day... Suddenly up ahead, a crossroad was found, and which ever I continue down, I cannot turn around... I chose the road that looked easier for me, the obstacles ahead I could not see.. The road began to get narrow and thin, and I began to tire, not knowing what will soon begin.. My belief in continuing started to die, I could no longer walk with my chin high.. Storm clouds forming in the sky, all around me, dusk began to fly.. And as the rain began to fall, I slowed down and began to stall.. Gusting winds began to surround, all I could hear was a thundering sound.. My feet turned into heavy bricks, and my arms felt as

Road Rage At Its Best!!
http://www.sptimes.com/2007/07/17/Floridian/When_drivers_are_mad_.shtml When drivers are mad at the world Road rage changed her life in an instant. But a Land O'Lakes mother of three isn't campaigning for revenge - she hopes to find a way to stop senseless anger. By LANE DeGREGORY, Times Staff Writer Published July 17, 2007 LAND O'LAKES - Sundays are the hardest, Laura Houk says. That was always their day. "Family Day," her husband called it. They'd take the kids to church, then come home and he'd fire up the grill. Eric made great ribs. And marinated chicken. "If you ate one bite," his 9-year-old son says, "your mouth would go right to heaven." Sunday nights, they'd all pile on the big couch and Eric would surf the TV channels until he found a rerun of M*A*S*H. His boys love the show too. Except for that one episode, the one when Col. Henry Blake finally gets to leave Korea, but his plane crashes and he never makes it home. On Feb. 18, Eric Houk went to the D

Road Trip
There's nothing like taking a weekend or longer and just riding...a motorcycle that is...That's what I like to do with my free time when I get some. It doesn't matter where just as long as the weather is nice and the roads are curvy...I like curves ;)...That brings me to my next road trip, don't know where it will end up but do know that it will be a long one. Going to do what they call an Iron Butt Ride.. 1,000 miles in 24 hours, hope the weather is nice. I'm going to go places I haven't been yet and hopefully meet some good people along the way! So far I am looking at going through AL, MS, AK, MO, KY, IL, IO and then taking my time coming back through OK, Oklahoma City of course, KS, and TX, before crossing back over LA, MS, and AL....Who knows I may even run into some of you out there!! If you know of any must see things along the way let me know I am looking for sights along the way. The trip is going to be the end of September so I have alot of time to plan...Can't wait, I'l

Roadie69 - Fff
OK - here's the deal. I have gotten into a contest and could use all the help I can get. If you can comment for me it would be appreciated greatly. Another fubar member with an ax to grind has sworn to keep me from winning by rallying her friends to bomb against me - not being very fair to anyone really, but oh well. Several friends, including myself, have used up all their comments and one wonderful friend is in there on dialup commenting by herself. Could someone please go in and at least keep her company??? Thanks Roadie

The Road Runner
The Road Runner The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other female roadrunners around, he decided to look around. He happened to spot a lovely dove. Bzzzzzz... down he goes and feathers are flying, lots of dust in the air and the dazed dove is lying there with a smile and says, "I'm a dove and I've been loved!" The Roadrunner is still not satisfied. He spots a Lark flying around and zooms down on her. Again, feathers are flying around and dust is in the air and the dazed Lark is lying there and said, "I'm a Lark and I've been sparked" The Roadrunner is still not satisfied and spots a Duck. He zooms down and again feathers are flying and a lot of squawkings and dust flying in the air, and the roadrunner takes off. The Duck is lying there really pissed off, and says "I'm a Drake and there's been a mistake!

Roadtrip
The real glasses came in yesterday , a week early (see the most recent few pics in my default folder).:) I think the guy who fitted me in the store over adjusted them a bit because, after wearing them for a few hours, I had a pair of dents on either side of the bridge of my nose. I may have to bring them back to have them adjusted again. Other than that I like them. I also yesterday finally met up with my friend Michelle who I met on here back in February. We only live about an hour away from each other and we've been trying to organize this for about a month, but one of us always had to cancel for one reason or another. Of course, it wasn't without ... complications. First, we were supposed to meet at 3 and I overslept until 2:17. Then, as I was racing to the movie theater where we were supposed to meet to see Order of The Phoenix, she calls and tells me that she's lost. Turns out I was a bit confuzzled about the parkway (I haven't driven it in years) and so I screwed up the direction

Road Rage Or Stupid Drivers?
OMG!! who else out there is annoyed by those lil granny-type drivers? the ones that drive 20miles under the limit, out in the fast lane none the less. then theres just the idiots that drive out in the fast lane..not passin anyone, just crusin' that when u have to pass them in the slow lane they flip ya off!! What the hell is up w/ that shit? and another thing...what the hell is up w/ the people that are out in the fast lane and take the exit from that lane cutting others off?!!! not sure if its lack of proper med dosages or if its just road rage, but damn...i just wanna have a big ol' monster truck and show these idiots a few lessons. I have been in several accidents...NONE OF WHICH WERE MY FAULT!!! Now whats that tell ya?

Road Trip To Kentucky
okay so in a week and a half, Im on my way up to Kentucky to see Jimmie for the first time. Im nervous as hell yet excited at the same time. We talk EVERY NIGHT and I'm falling more and more in love with him. He is sending me money so I can check my brakes, tire rotation, etc and gas up there. Ive told my family and most of them don't want me going because its a state Ive never been to to meet someone Ive never met before. Ive given them his SSN, Birthdate, Cell number, Address.. everything to help ease their minds. I know they are just concerned for my well being, but Im 27 years old, my mother said she realizes that and just doenst want me to get hurt. I love Jimmie Berryhill.. Im still falling for him. I would do anything for real love and I feel this IS REAL LOVE. Anyways.. Ill be gone for a week or two or three.. get at me if you dont have my cell and you want it to check up on me.. EEEEEEEEEEE!

8-11-07 Road Trip
Well, I feel like a silly school kid, and at my age that is saying something. Here is what happened last weekend. I belong to the Intermountain Chapter of the Porsche Club of America and last Saturday afternoon we had a road trip and a BBQ scheduled. I had plans and was not going to attend, however as time drew near to the scheduled meeting time I was out and about and thought that it would be fun just to stop by and see some of the other cars. I am an introvert so it was out of my comfort zone to stop and chat with others, but I thought that I could even though I don't know very many other members. The club’s plan was to meet next to a busy intersection in a large mall's parking lot. Once 530pm came they were going up Big Cottonwood canyon to Brighton ski resort, and to a BBQ at a members house after that. We are fortunate to have some of the prettiest scenery, mountains, and canyons to drive through in the country all within an easy driving distance. The drive was only goin

The Road Less Traveled
The Road Less Traveled by Kit McCallum How often we must bear the challenges of life; The endless roller coaster between happiness and sorrow; The constant ups and downs of daily strife. And always the question remains .... why? Life is not an easy road for most; It twists and turns with many forks in the road, Although always, and inevitably, we are given a choice ... Do we turn to the right ... or the left? Do we take the high road ... or the low road? Do we take the easy path ... or the difficult one? Decisions are not easy for those struggling for direction ... And sometimes the many choices and signs become overwhelming. While standing at a crossroads in life, The urge is to take the most comfortable path; The road with least resistance ... The shortest or most traveled route. And yet, if we've been down that comfortable road before; Have gleaned its lessons in life, and learned from our experiences; Do we yet again follow the known? Or does our de

Roadhogs North America
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The Roadhouse Presents David Statzer
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: David Statzer Date: Sep 1, 2007 1:41 AM Hosted By: The RoadhouseWhen: Saturday Sep 08, 2007 at 9:00 PMWhere: The RoadhouseRoute 46Fort Ashby, WV 26719United StatesDescription:The RoadhouseClick Here To View Event

Roadkill (repost From 10-11-06)
Is it just me or does a disproportionate amount of roadkill these days happen to be skunks? I must have passed 7 or 8 of them today. Pungent, stinking messes that make you nose burn as you drive by. So I started wondering why skunks make up such a high percentage of roadkill and what I came up with is this: They are suicidal. It has finally come to the point where even the skunks can no longer stand their own stench, and in fits of misery and dispair they are hurtling themselves into traffic in unprecedented numbers. Sound far=fetched? Perhaps, but answer me this: When is the last time anyone saw Pepe LePew? I think all of his unrequited love affairs, all failures do to his overpowering B.O., have finally driven him to place that white hankerchief across his eyes, light a cigarette, and step in front of the tractor trailer travelling 65mph. One can only hope that, at the rate they are going, the skunk species will exterminate themselves soon and save us from having to roll down our w

The Road
We have no idea what's in store for us on the road called life..... But we do know this..... The road has many twists and turns..... Someday..... Sometime..... We will get burned..... From this we must live and learn.... Because whatever it is that we take from this life.. We will have earned.

Road Trip
Okay I leave Arizona tomorrow morning and will get in Tennessee Thursday night. I wont have access to a computer for the next three days. I dont know if I will be on the computer Thursday night, since I will probably crash as soon as I get in. I will have the cell, but it will be on and off to save the battery. So dont freak out if you dont here from me in a the next few days. I promise I will get back to ya...

Road Trip
Highway Dream The car speeds down the open road In summer sun and all blue sky You sit beside in relaxed mode And watch the scenery go by The day goes on, the heat has built With the roof down you want a tan The highway’s clear, you have no guilt Undue your blouse, you have a plan So there you sit, blouse open wide Your breasts receive the sunshine’s rays I watch you, eyes closed, at my side So beautiful, these summer days Now as you doze, your skirt rides up Your legs ajar, show well toned thighs Nipples are hard, a breast you cup And from your mouth come little sighs I watch the road, no-one around Your nipples and your breasts you feel I glance at you, my heart does pound Watch hands caress, mind in a reel! What’s in your dream I’d love to know As tween your legs a hand does roam And at your crutch your fingers go To explore now, that hot wet home What’s in your dream? It seems to work! Pants to the side are pushed with ease At you cunt lips,

Roadrash
scents of rubber oil mingle with my blood along the scared road asphalt grasps at me Leather smothers and protects boots stomp and fight gloves grab and save jeans scrape and slide White Dodge from nowhere Turning left for Iron Chrome twisted bent scratched Flashing lights and pain Questions always being asked displacement fogs my tounge blue clothes with braceletes blamed for being innocent

Roadblock At The Browns: Brown Supporters Arrested
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Ed & Elaine Date: 15 Sep 2007, 14:44 http://www.keenefreepress.com/mambo/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=613&Itemid=36Roadblock at the Browns: Brown Supporter Lauren Canario Arrested Saturday, 15 September 2007By Kat KanningFederal Marshals set up a roadblock on Center of Town Road in Plainfield today and are refusing to let anyone visit the Browns. In a deliberate act of civil disobedience, Lauren Canario began walking to the Brown's home from the roadblock and was arrested. According to Jim Johnson, Lauren's husband, what happened was:We left Keene about 12:15 and got there about 2 hours later. We got up there and there were about 20 officers at the roadblock and waved the van down to stop. There were at least 4 guys up the hill dressed in green with weapons. We pulled up and they asked us where we were going. We said we were going to the Brown and they handed us the notice and said we needed to read it.

Road Block At Ed & Elaine Brown By Jack Booted Thugs
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: 9/11 Sponsored by the US Government Date: 15 Sep 2007, 19:33 From: JerryDate: Sep 15, 2007 3:14 PMWhy don't everyone who disagrees with this that is within the area of Ed And Elaine Brown go out there and protest? Why aren't we doing more to help these people? Why aren't we demanding more press? Where are their supporters? I don't see any.....Let's get busy helping these people....JerryThanksFrom: AndrewDate: Sep 15, 2007 7:06 PM----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: OWN-the-NWO (Hostilis-Pugnator)Date: Sep 15, 2007 3:19 PMFrom: XPIOLTDate: 15 Sep 2007, 15:17From: Ed & ElaineDate: Sep 15, 2007 5:44 PMhttp://www.keenefreepress.com/mambo/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=613&Itemid=36Roadblock at the Browns: Brown Supporter Lauren Canario Arrested Saturday, 15 September 2007 By Kat Kanning Federal Marshals set up a roadblock on Center of Town Road in Plainfield today and are refusing to let

Road Rage
A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. >Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right >thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red >light by accelerating through the intersection. > > The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in >frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, >dropping her cell phone and makeup. > > As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked >up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her >to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where >she was searched, finger printed, photographed, and placed in a holding >cell. > > After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the >door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer >was waiting with her personal effects. > > He said,

The Road Less Traveled
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his year I celebrated my second year of living in Rhode Island. I moved to RI back in June of 2005 after living in Arizona for 4 years. So today I decided to see how far I have come in those 2 years of being here. First of all, I am not going to the school I originally came back to RI to go to. I dropped out of URI not even half way into the fall semester. I know stupid me. But now I am working on my second semester at BCC towards my Associates in Legal Administrative Assistant. Yea, I liked the major I was going for in URI but it just didn't seem to fit me anymore. I am capable for doing the crazy high mathematics it calls for, but I don't want to. I want to help people. Speaking of helping people, I celebrate my 10 month mark at Panera Bread next Wednesday. Damn. My track record with jobs normally isn't that good. I find some way to move on a get another job, mostly because I get bored at one thing if I do it too long. My longest job was working at Wendys during high school and

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Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, and sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth; Then took the other, as just as fair, And having perhaps the better claim, Becasue it was grassy and wanted wear; Though as for that the passing there Had worn them really about the same, And both that morning equally lay In leaves no step had trodden black. Oh, I kept the first for another day! Yet knowing how way leads on to way, I doubted if I should ever come back. I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I- I took the one less traveld by, And that has made all the difference Robert Frost To those who don't know me well this is one of my favorite poems! I try to live by this poem.

Road To The Isles
Road to the Isles Today I sat on a hillside beside a loch and a monument Below me a clan's dead slept a history laid to rest Tides have come and gone washed clean the shore a myriad times Remembered in this effigy those who fell in world war one Gravestones when I clambered down were crowded close as if for warmth Some stood black and sleek others rough enlichened stone Grand monuments within the chapel echoed out great chiefs long dead Around the hills looked on in grandeur unchanged through these many lives

The Road Not Taken
The Road Not Taken Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveller, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth; Then took the other, as just as fair, And having perhaps the better claim, Because it was grassy and wanted wear; Though as for that the passing there Had worn them really about the same, And both that morning equally lay In leaves no step had trodden black. Oh, I kept the first for another day! Yet knowing how way leads on to way, I doubted if I should ever come back. I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-- I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference ...Robert Frost

The Road Not Taken
The Road Not Taken Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth; Then took the other, as just as fair, And having perhaps the better claim, Because it was grassy and wanted wear; Though as for that the passing there Had worn them really about the same, And both that morning equally lay In leaves no step had trodden black. Oh, I kept the first for another day! Yet knowing how way leads on to way, I doubted if I should ever come back. I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-- I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference ...Robert Frost

The Road Not Taken
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Chapter 1 A normal life I dont have a story to tell. There is not great tragedy in my life. At least not one that stands out from anyone else's. Sure there was once a woman. She meant more to me than any other. I cherished her. But to say that I treated her as such would be a lie. I always believed she was beautiful. I felt it. Until the day I die I will believe she is, rather, was my soulmate. But she is the past now. Now I am every man. I live alone. I am the guy next door. I have a few friends. I rarely get to see them tho because of the hours I work. You see, I work the night shift. Lets just say I work as technical support for an internet company. Its rather boring so I wont deluge you with the details. Life is simple there. I come in, I answer phones and varying degrees of difficult questions. It is the drive to work that I love, however. Its roughly a forty-five minute drive from my home to the office. Oh, but how I love that drive. Its starts jus

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Traveling down yet another country road. Funny how I always end up on one. Two lanes of blacktop. Usually a few pot holes. The lines hardly visible. I was wandering this day. Just driving around by myself. My family was in the city “shopping” and I had made an excuse to get away for awhile. As I drove, I was struck by how things had changed yet were the same. It had been years since I’d been here. Since 1976? Thirty years? Had it really been that long? Yeah it had. Just out of High School, feeling immortal, I had moved to South Georgia to live with my Dad. It had been like stepping back in time. Everyone drove up and down the main drag (Shotwell Street) on Friday and Saturday nights. Maybe take in the Drive In. Try to buy beer. That was my endless summer. 1976. As I drove it occurred to me where I was. Out close to El Dorendo. Not a town just a wide spot in the road. I smiled. Barbara. I laughed. Of course. She lived close to here then. I had met her on one of those

The Road Not Taken
Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveller, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth; Then took the other, as just as fair And having perhaps the better claim Because it was grassy and wanted wear; Though as for that the passing there Had worn them really about the same, And both that morning equally lay In leaves no step had trodden black. Oh, I kept the first for another day! Yey knowing how way leads on to way, I doubted if I should ever come back. I shall be telling this with a sign Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I - I took the one less travelled by, And that has made all the difference.

The Road Begins
Let no man dare to ride the winds, as mothers children do. Let no man dare to tempt , the fires their way. Let no man think the waters will, obey him and be true, nor order up the earthquake in his day. For the children of the Goddess, walk a very special road, To speak the truth, its not an easy way. But to one who hears the calling, and has felt its gentle good, There is no other path, For she is joy. So filled with joy you follow her, although the path is long, and hum the ancient Lay or merry tune, And your burdens grow much lighter, for you know you are not wrong. And the children's ,children's, children, say the ancient Witches Rune, Your the one to ride the wind, that answers your command. Your the one to ride the wind, that answers your command. And you'll force the fire , the others say is wild. And the waters will obey you, and the earthquake will seek your hand. And you will smile , for you will know, then

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My company had just informed me that they were sending me on a business trip to the Caymans. I was so upset, NOT. They did say I was allowed to take my wife. This would work great we needed to get away for a break. Her firm had been working her pretty hard. I was so excited about the trip I called Karyn to let her know. Of coarse I had to leave a message on her phone. When I got home that night she had already gotten there. We kissed as I walked in, but I could sense something was wrong. She told me that she would not be able to go with me on the trip. Her firm just picked up a new client and she was assigned the job. She could see the disappointment in my eyes. But she said she had an idea. She asked me if it would be ok for me someone else? This shocked me, then she explained. She wanted me to take a friend of ours, (her best friend) Jill. This really shocked me! She told me that Jill really needed a vacation and could never afford a trip like that. I told her I could work it out,

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The road is hard and long Our journey has only just begun The sounds in the car are of music Each bump in the road Every motor vibration is felt The space between us is limited The void there seems like you are miles away The sun is peering down on us as we navigate the road Cars and trucks passing us by Eighteen-wheelers linger over as we pass them by The combination of voyeurs and sounds Feelings and warmth I am drawn to be near you Your smell is enticing My lips press against your neck The softness of my lips pressed against the throbbing of your heartbeat Brings a tingle to my insides As I press myself as close to you as I can My hand resting gently on your thigh Through the corner of my eye, I see a smile cross your face The heat of your body beneath my hand reminds me of your touch I begin to rub the inside of your thigh Brushing up and down just enough for you to sense it through your jeans Each pass I brush upward a little more I feel how much you are en

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Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveller, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth; Then took the other, as just as fair, And having perhaps the better claim, Because it was grassy and wanted wear; Though as for that the passing there Had worn them really about the same, And both that morning equally lay In leaves no step had trodden black. Oh, I kept the first for another day! Yet knowing how way leads on to way, I doubted if I should ever come back. I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-- I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference ...Robert Frost

Road Less Taken
where do i go from here? what choice do i make? i know what i want and yet to actually fight for it, feels like its too much. i still love you, and you know who you are. every time i look at you, it gets harder to forget the past. when i look into his eyes, i only see what we once were. is there ever a chance that we might be together? or is it just a dream that i want to come true. i see people fighting for something they want and it only leads to heart break. so should i take that same path or should i travel down the road less taken?

Roadside Sobriety Test
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Road_block
ACCEPT | DENY Road_Block 2008-01-18 13:00:44 Hey you have some sexy and hot photos keep em coming (also if you have NSFW/Private photos would you consider adding me to the list of people who can view them thanks) stop in and check out all my stuff

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The great thing about berry tree is is like a credit system if people are use to that you get 2 credits the month after you join and then half a credit everyday once you get 10 credits then it gets fun cause you can start making money very quickly.If anyone has ever seriously though of joining a good honest home business that works as a team and that can really make money and no matter what 6 months from now you will start getting a check and then it can get bigger and bigger or whatever every month this is a great business for you. The possibility's are inless. Ionce heard a very rich man say this and i will never forget it he said i was living my life pay check to pay check with my same job and nothing ever changed and then i came to this road were i had the chance to get in a great home business. So i was left with these options take the road to a very wealthy life style even though it sounds to good to be true or take the road to the same job same life and car and just think i have

The Road To A Great Future Or The Road To The Same Life And Job
The great thing about berry tree is is like a credit system if people are use to that you get 2 credits the month after you join and then half a credit everyday once you get 10 credits then it gets fun cause you can start making money very quickly.If anyone has ever seriously though of joining a good honest home business that works as a team and that can really make money and no matter what 6 months from now you will start getting a check and then it can get bigger and bigger or whatever every month this is a great business for you. The possibility's are inless. Ionce heard a very rich man say this and i will never forget it he said i was living my life pay check to pay check with my same job and nothing ever changed and then i came to this road were i had the chance to get in a great home business. So i was left with these options take the road to a very wealthy life style even though it sounds to good to be true or take the road to the same job same life and car and just think i have

The Road To A Great Future Of The Road To The Same Job And Life
The great thing about berry tree is is like a credit system if people are use to that you get 2 credits the month after you join and then half a credit everyday once you get 10 credits then it gets fun cause you can start making money very quickly.If anyone has ever seriously though of joining a good honest home business that works as a team and that can really make money and no matter what 6 months from now you will start getting a check and then it can get bigger and bigger or whatever every month this is a great business for you. The possibility's are inless. Ionce heard a very rich man say this and i will never forget it he said i was living my life pay check to pay check with my same job and nothing ever changed and then i came to this road were i had the chance to get in a great home business. So i was left with these options take the road to a very wealthy life style even though it sounds to good to be true or take the road to the same job same life and car and just think i have

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Wednesday, March 21, 2007 Road Home contractor researched wrong titles By David Hammer Staff writer At the beginning of this year, Road Home administrators sought to jump-start tedious title searches and other end-of-the-process checks that had gummed up the distribution of aid to homeowners. The idea: to get its contracted title company, First American, to start working on checking applicants’ land records before the program’s administrators could separately complete some 40 steps of inspections, appraisals, calculations and verifications. That way, the often lengthy title searches would be accomplished simultaneously. Trouble is, Road Home contractor ICF international and the title company have been working almost exclusively on separate cases — so 10,000 files ready for closing, the vast majority, don’t match the 26,000 title searches now completed.A spokeswoman described the apparent disconnect as an unlikely coincidence. “For whatever reason, they just have

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There is a curve called failure, a loop called confusion, speed bumps called friends, caution lights called family, and you will have flats called jobs. But, if you have a spare called determination, an engine called perseverance, insurance called faith, and a driver called God, you will make it to a place called success!Live for something: Do good, and leave behind you a monument of virtue that the storms of time can never destroy. Write your name in kindness, love, and mercy on the hearts of thousands you come in contact with year by year, and you will never be forgotten. Your name and your good deeds will shine as the stars of heaven. Pearls of Wisdom:Don't love the Heart that hurts you and don't hurt the Heart that loves you. Don't cry over anyone who won't cry over you. Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. Most people walk in and out of your life, but only friend's leave footprints in your heart. True friendship "never" ends. Friends ar

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The road to state was a rough one to say the least. I had just filled up and me, Dalton and some of Justin's friends were headed out of town to go to the tournament and a woman decided to pull out in front of me from the turning lane she was in and in the blink of an eye, my car was totalled... so I'm in a rental car for now. Everyone is fine but I'm bruised from the air bags. We did make to Columbia but maybe it was a sign. Justin I think, let the experience of being at state overwhelm him.. he came in 6th.. but you know what? My baby is a state medalist! His first time there, I am sooooooooooo proud of him!!!! And just think , next year, he will probably be 6ft 7 and be close to 265 lbs! A monster :) And as I'm sure there are so many that are sad when football season is over or when NASCAR is done until Feb.. I will miss it.. but only for a few months.. then we start Freestyle and Greco-Roman!!! Woohoo!!

The Road Not Taken
THE ROAD NOT TAKEN by Robert Frost Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth; Then took the other, as just as fair, And having perhaps the better claim, Because it was grassy and wanted wear; Though as for that the passing there Had worn them really about the same, And both that morning equally lay In leaves no step had trodden black. Oh, I kept the first for another day! Yet knowing how way leads on to way, I doubted if I should ever come back. I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I- I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference.

The Road
THE ROAD NOT TAKEN by Robert Frost Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth; Then took the other, as just as fair, And having perhaps the better claim, Because it was grassy and wanted wear; Though as for that the passing there Had worn them really about the same, And both that morning equally lay In leaves no step had trodden black. Oh, I kept the first for another day! Yet knowing how way leads on to way, I doubted if I should ever come back. I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I- I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference.

Road Trip/cruise
Just to let my friends and family know.... ....I'm leaving tonight...... Later tonight 10 of us are piling into a passenger van and starting the 30 plus Hr road trip to Miami, FL. Jumping on the Cruise Ship Sun, for 7 days. Then, the following Sun, enjoying the wonderful Road Trip yet again. I hope all goes well, It's a big family venture, and we all know how those end up!!! (lol) It will be Me, My wife and Two of her sisters, their husbands, Two nephews (2 & 14yrs), one niece (7yrs.), and of course my beautiful daughter (10yrs)(the only one that I'm NOT worried about having fun with)(lol) Well either way, wish me luck, and show me some love in my absence..... J.

The Road Less Traveled
The Road Less Traveled How often we must bear the challenges of life; The endless roller coaster between happiness and sorrow; The constant ups and downs of daily strife. And always the question remains .... why? Life is not an easy road for most; It twists and turns with many forks in the road, Although always, and inevitably, we are given a choice ... Do we turn to the right ... or the left? Do we take the high road ... or the low road? Do we take the easy path ... or the difficult one? Decisions are not easy for those struggling for direction ... And sometimes the many choices and signs become overwhelming. While standing at a crossroads in life, The urge is to take the most comfortable path; The road with least resistance ... The shortest or most traveled route. And yet, if we've been down that comfortable road before; Have gleaned its lessons in life, and learned from our experiences; Do we yet again follow the known? Or does our destiny lie in a

The Road Ahead
The Road Ahead... The Distance We've Gone Current mood: hopeful Category: Life For most of 2005, 2004, and 2003, home and life had become sojourn, running, living in one domestic violence shelter after the next, packing up the kids in the middle of the night, being shipped off to God knows where each time he found us. Living?., only exsisting to say the very least, looking over my shoulder in fear, fearing he'd find us, fearing what he'd do next, he's already done too much, too much to write (without a copy right), too much I can't erase, TOO MUCH of their innocense has already been lost. This time, I packed up the kids, and all I could carry, kissing one son good bye (he's ran enough for 12), this time was different, I was not running, tucking my tail between my legs as they say, this time, this would be the last. 3000 miles we traveled, distination--- FREEDOM, life of the living kind, making my own tracks along the way, the fears, anxity, and pain flying out t

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It's almost time for another road trip, last year I left out on my bike and before I knew it was about 1,300 miles away in Des Moines, Iowa. Why Des Moines, I don't know just seemed like a destination. Sometimes you just have to head out into the wind and see where you end up..This year I am thinking of trying to go about 1,600 miles before I stop..don't have a destination in mind just don't really want to head across Texas, I hear it can be a bitch to drive across.. Last time I made stops in Kansas City and Dallas for the weekend...both were so cool. Hit some really cool bars in both...Don't really remember the names of them though...hmmmmm. Thinking of heading towards Sturgis, or Denver or something this time...Any suggestions??? Maybe I will run into some of you all along the way and share a drink....

The Road Ahead
The Road Ahead And I began my journey with the innocence of a child, my face unlined, my hair not yet tinged with grey, and my laughter filled with the unblemished joy that only youth knows. The soft light of the moon seemed to be beckoning me, and spoke to me of the love I would find on that long and lonely road, a love that would strengthen and support me, and make the journey one that would forever remain in my memories. As I look backwards through time to that day long since passed I wonder what difference to my enthusiasm might a knowledge of the future have made. If I had known how hard it would be to hold on to that innocence through all the dangers and perils I would meet along that road, and just what that great love would give, then take away, as is love's want, would I still have prepared so eagerly for that epic journey, or, with the naiviety of youth, would I have raced just as rapidly ahead as I did on that day so long ago? I wish that I could travel back

Road Trip.....
Driving down back country roads has always been something we both enjoyed. Stopping in the small towns, seeing the scenery, making unexpected stops. This particular day was a cool autumn day. We decided to go for a drive to take in the changing colors of the trees and to spend quality time with each other. Our weekdays have seemed to drain the energy from both of us and we both knew we needed a short get-a-way. While driving along the countryside, our hands were always clasped together...letting each other know the love and passion is still there. The radio was barely audible so we could talk and laugh with one another like we hadn't done in a long long time. Not sure how long we had been driving but we were coming up on a cross road that led to a grove of trees and I could hear a change in your voice as you said to me, "lets go toward those trees, baby". Looking at you from the corner of my eyes, I could see a smile that not only meant you were happy, but meant you had something on yo

Road Trip!
OK, so, Im now at my grandmothers how, and Im stoked about going on this trip. We are going camping and whatnot. Have no fear my sweet loves, I will have crap load pics that I will be uploading when I get back on Wed, I prolly wont be on till Thurs tho. What with the getting unpacked and doing laundry, and im going to be super super tired.....so yea, I wont be on till Thurs. But those of you that have my number, feel free to text me Wed! Totally, yea! I would love it....Send me some while I am gone too.....I don't know if I will get them tho. I don't know how well I am going to do because Im not going to be around technology....lord have mercy on me! But I'll have my handy dandy CAMERA and that will be all I need. Im sure I can entertain myself with the clicking of the cam, and the picture taking. LMFAO. Yes, you all finally get to see what my brother, sister, mother, grandmother and maybe my grandfather look like. Then you can be like, ho shit girl, you don't look nuffin li

Road Trip!
I am heading out to a retreat for a few weeks. Need to recharge my spirit and be closer to where my husband is working in Mississippi. I have been in a funk without him being around and it's almost a month now we have not seen each other. I am planning to take all the dogs and cats with me so may stay there for some time, as it is also an animal rescue and food pantry for the poor in the area. We are looking to build a new sweat lodge and have several events planned with a number of special guests to participate in circles to help heal and spread positive energies globally. Camp Sister Spirit is also a Folk School and this retreat is just what I need to recharge as well as do what I love, commune in nature in a safe environment and find some peace from all that is negative and wrong in society and the planet. I have a few presentations I have prepared to also help teach and educate others of some traditions as well as harvesting the grapes and crops that are growing nicely. It's

The Road Trip Test
The Road Trip of Your Life You see life as precious and special. Heritage and family are very important to you. Your life is quite hectic. You try to slow down when you can, but it's not easy! You don't like a lot of risk or randomness in your life. You prefer to stick with what's known, even if it's a bit boring. You tend to be a workaholic. You overwork yourself without ever realizing it and sometimes suffer the consequences later. In another life, you could have been a great artist. You trust your creative instincts enough to let them lead you. The Road Trip Test

Road Trip Test
The Road Trip of Your Life You see life as precious and special. Heritage and family are very important to you. Your life is quite hectic. You try to slow down when you can, but it's not easy! You don't like a lot of risk or randomness in your life. You prefer to stick with what's known, even if it's a bit boring. You tend to be a workaholic. You overwork yourself without ever realizing it and sometimes suffer the consequences later. In another life, you could have been a great artist. You trust your creative instincts enough to let them lead you. The Road Trip Test

Road Workers’ Apparel Must Reflect New Law
Road workers’ apparel must reflect new law Sunday, 06 July 2008 By BOB KALINOWSKI Staff Writer In a few months, anyone working on a roadway that receives federal aid will have to wear a reflective safety vest. The federal mandate applies to police, fire and ambulance crews who respond to accidents or other incidents, and also road crews, tow truck drivers and members of the media covering a story. Area Pennsylvania Department of Transportation crews are already abiding by the requirement. Volunteers who clean up litter on roadways will have to begin wearing them, if they haven’t already, by the Nov. 24 deadline. "Safety is a part of our work, yet workers are killed regardless of what they are wearing by aggressive, impatient or distracted drivers. Any effort to help anyone stay safe while on our roadways is just plain good, common sense," said Karen Dussinger, regional PennDOT spokeswoman. The mandate, by the U.S. Department of Transportation’s Federal Highway

The Road We Take
Travel the road never finding what we are looking for. Standing still makes us lose our place. Changing the path we take lands us in a new place. look forword and never looking back makes us forget who we are. Looking in someones eyes there we are.

Road Trip!
Going on a Road Trip! Well in a few weeks I will ne traveling to the great unknown north!! hehe . Will be doing some photoshoots, and site seeing :) Im super excited!!! I will be gone a few weeks sooo yea Leave some Love! Aug. 2008 19th: Jackson, MS 20th: St. Louis, MO 21st - 23rd: Madison, WI 24th - 25th: Detroit / Clinton area, MI 26th - 27th: Chicago, IL 28th - 31st: Twin Citys, MN September 2008 1st - 6th: Twin Citys, MN 7th - 8th: Fargo, ND 9th - 10th: Billings, MT 11th: Missoula, MT 12th: Spokane, WA 13th - 17th: Seattle, WA 18th: Boise, ID 19th: Salt lake City, UT 20th: Boulder, CO 21st: Dever, CO 22nd: Wichita, KS 23rd: Oklahma City, OK 24th: Shreveport, LA

Road Trip,part 3©
Now that's the way I like to shower,lol. I love spoiling my girl and sometimes just making it all about her. After showering we took a short nap,then dressed for dinner. Nothing special mind you,but clean clothes. I love how my toy smells. The perfume is so light and airy,not sweet and over powering. She was dressed in a cute denim skirt and a button down blouse with me in my jeans and an oxford shirt. Closing the room's door behind us, I opened the truck door for her again catching her intoxicating scent. Climbing in and starting the truck away we went. After discussing what we were in the mood for we settled on some of Texas' finest fares, bar-b-que. Finding a place that looked somewhat questionable but with a parking lot full of cars and truck, we figured not to judge a book by it's cover. We were surprised to find the it was not only a restaurant but a bar and dance hall as well. Getting seated I enjoyed the fact that my toy was quite the attraction. Following her and the

The Road Ahead
I walk the road of uncertainty It used to be so clear I realize that Im surrounded by wire Is it to keep bad out or keep me in Surrounded by the war machine I cant think anymore all this used to be so worth it I led the men they were brillaint and will always be but now I walk one foot in front of the other with no one by my side my blackend wings hang in disgrace I here the gunfire its nothing to me anyore I here the explosions its nothing to me anymore maybe Im already dead I know Im not but the fight continues anyways and alone I clench my gun

Road Of Life
At first, I saw God as my observer, my judge keeping track of the things I did wrong, so as to know whether I merited Heaven or hell when I died. He was out there sort of like a president. I recognized His picture when I saw it, but I really didn't know Him. But later on, when I met Christ, It seemed as though life were rather like a bike ride, but it was a tandem bike, and I noticed that Christ was in the back helping me pedal. I don't know just when it was that He suggested we change places, but life has not been the same since. When I had control, I knew the way. It was rather boring, but predictable. It was the shortest distance between two points. But when He took the lead, He knew delightful long cuts, up mountains and through rocky places at breakneck speeds. It was all I could do to hang on! Even though it looked like madness, He said, "Pedal!" I worried and was anxious and asked, "Where are you taking me?" He laughed and didn't answer, and I started to learn to trust. I forgo

Road To Easy Street
A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932, the depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel. I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents. The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 PM for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I'd accumulated a fortune of $3.50. Then my wife's father died and left us ten million dollars."

Road Trip©
Those of you that are familiar with Texas have experienced the beauty of the Hill Country. For those of you not lucky enough to have ever seen the beauty that Texas has to offer,it's the reason we call it "God's Country". Imagine if you can,picturesque oak trees. The type you see in movies or in pictures, someome 200+ yrs old. The Hill Country of texas is at its prettiest during the springtime. We have a tradition here of covering all of our higway medians and sdies with native wildflowers. Imagine whole roads covers in the purplish blue of bluebonnets,the reds of the indian paint brushes,and the bright yellows of the black-eyed susans. The back roads of the Hill country twist and wind through the hills. Parks and rest stops everywhere. Little towns here before there was a Texas full of friendly people and history. Vast expanses of hunting,farming,and raching land. In fact lots of places to go and visit. The most fun I had ever had was with a couple of friends riding Harleys. Wind in m

The Road Not Taken
Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth. Then took the other, as just as fair, And having perhaps the better claim, Because it was grassy and wanted wear; Though as for that the passing there Had worn them really about the same. And both that morning equally lay In leaves no step had trodden black. Oh, I kept the first for another day! Yet knowing how way leads on to way, I doubted if I should ever come back. I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-- I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference. Robert Frost

The Road Dog
The Road Dog Category: Writing and Poetry Hundreds and hundreds of miles I drive to deliver this heavy load, Yes! To say the very least I have to have a bit of money to fold. But I don’t drive because I need the cash that bad, I do it because so I can see all the wonders of the road which I am very glad. I do it because of the beauty of the fields, rivers, and mountains that I drive by, Be very happy that you don’t have to hear me sing out loud to help me make the miles fly. I do it because to see all the villages and towns that I pass through, I also do it because I don’t need the hassle of working for a factory crew. I do it because the love of the road makes my heart shake, But I am very greatful that I haven’t been in L.A. during a 7.2 earthquake. I do it because I can stay up late, I do it because petro has become my fate, And I do it because I love to look at other people passing me, Do I

Road Trip
So yesterday after work my coworker, me, and her friend went to Warren Dunes in Michigan. I was spposed to go to sleep at that time, but I can't ever say "no" to a road trip! It was a lot of friggin fun. Made my week :)

The Road Less Traveled
How often we must bear the challenges of life; The endless roller coaster between happiness and sorrow; The constant ups and downs of daily strife. And always the question remains .... why? Life is not an easy road for most; It twists and turns with many forks in the road, Although always, and inevitably, we are given a choice ... Do we turn to the right ... or the left? Do we take the high road ... or the low road? Do we take the easy path ... or the difficult one? Decisions are not easy for those struggling for direction ... And sometimes the many choices and signs become overwheliming. While standing at a crossroads in life, The urge is to take the most comfortable path; The road with least resistance ... The shortest or most traveled route. And yet, if we've been down that comfortable road before; Have gleaned its lessons in life, and learned from our experiences; Do we yet again follow the known? Or does our destiny lie in another direction? The f

The Road I Have Traveled
The Road I Have Traveled © By Regina J. Broker The road I have Traveled. Bridges I have crossed. I've gone the extra mile, I've come to many stops. I had a few road blocks, toward what I thought, could be the end. But had to be brought back a mile or two again. So when closure comes, I do know what it will mean. I'll finally have peace of mind, I'll be able to feel,think, and breathe I probably won't believe it. I'll think it is all a dream. And although the journey will have ended. I'll never forget What I've learned along the way, or how I learned to take it day by day.

Roadblock13
Hey BrainNinja you have some seriously hot and sexy photos up keep em coming and stop in and check out my stuff some time also if you use yahoo messenger (I hate the shoutbox and how touchy it is most of the time is the only reason I am adding this info) my id is road_block@sbcglobal.net that is my regular email as well. have a nice day hottie ------- Are ya freakin kiddin me?

Road To Nowhere
We've all been on the road at one time or another. Some like me seem never to get off it. No matter how hard we try to take an exit ramp off for something better it always seem to be blocked. Even when the ramp up ahead is wide open, someone or something cuts me off and forcing me to stay on the road to nowhere. Such is life no matter how hard I try I’m knocked right back down. I'm tired of being on this road. I've been going down this road far to long. But what can I do, what can I say? I'm stuck in the fast lane to no where. The thing is I don't have anyone to blame but myself. I'm not the kind of person who will lose total control of myself and turn into a total road rage freak and slam back into the obstacle. I will cuss and rant but as getting totally physical it just doesn't happen. Maybe the mere threat that I would lose all control and not only hurt other but myself included. Maybe I'm just weak? I don't know?

Road Less Traveled
How often we must bear the challenges of life; The endless roller coaster between happiness and sorrow; The constant ups and downs of daily strife. And always the question remains .... why? Life is not an easy road for most; It twists and turns with many forks in the road, Although always, and inevitably, we are given a choice ... Do we turn to the right ... or the left? Do we take the high road ... or the low road? Do we take the easy path ... or the difficult one? Decisions are not easy for those struggling for direction ... And sometimes the many choices and signs become overwhelming. While standing at a crossroads in life, The urge is to take the most comfortable path; The road with least resistance ... The shortest or most traveled route. And yet, if we've been down that comfortable road before; Have gleaned its lessons in life, and learned from our experiences; Do we yet again follow the known? Or does our destiny lie in another direction? The fe

Roads
I cannot speak for all who stem 'Long roads less traveled as their way, Nor question choices made by them In days long past or nights long dim by words they spoke and did not say. Each road is long, though short it seems, And credence gives each road a name Of fantasies sun-drenched in beams Or choices turned to darkened dreams, To where each road wends just the same. From North to South, then back again, I followed birds like all the rest Escaping nature's snowy den On roads I've seen and places been, Forsaking roads that traveled West. This journey grows now to its end, As road reflections lined in chrome Give way to roads with greater bend And empty signs that still pretend They point the way to home sweet home. But all roads lead to where we go And where we go is where we've been, So home is just a word we know, That space in time most apropos For where we want to be again. For even home, it seems to me, Is still a choice we all must face From d

Road Rage
To all the people who enjoy incite road rage when I'm driving: 1. Fuzzy dice and mardi gra beads dangling from your mirror scream "white trash" and are another reason for me to cut you off besides that cell phone glued to your ear and a speed of 5mph. 2. That stupid "baby onboard" sign is not a permit to drive like an asshole, thinking that someone cares enough about your precious spawn not to run you off the road for your assholeness. 3. If you attempt to look legal, do not wrap your aqua Metro in Mexican flags, stuff your entire village in your car, and blast a local Mex radio station while driving 10 mph when I'm in a rush to get to work. 4. You are a soccer mom and you drive an SUV. 'Nuff said I think. Oh, and yesterday you were Asian. 5. When your rims cost more than your car and your windows are tinted solid black, do not pull your race card out when all they are asking for is your registration. 6. Is being a douchebag asshole a prerequisite at a BMW dealership?

Road Trip Lol
Well I leave tomorrow morning.. for a 6-7 hour road trip with 3 kids under the age of 4 an 8 year old & a 19 year old that acts like shes 10... yay me! lol thank God for TVs in the car... and maybe they will sleep half the way *cross your fingers* lol. anyways imma miss u all xoxo to everyone ... *lix && bites* Yummiie

Road Trip
I AM LEAVIN ON MONDAY WILL BE GONE A WEEK FOR ANYONE WHO CARES.... I WILL BE GOING TO OHIO FOR THE WEEK... I WILL TRY TO GET ON AT TIMES WHEN I CAN I AM TAKING MY LAPTOP WITH ME HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A GREAT WEEK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Road Walked...now A Mission
Growing up in the streets Getting by with what little food I have to eat Collecting cans from day to day Makes life sad in a way Hopeing for a bed to lay Hopes and dreams fade away Tired of this life Cause nothing good seems to come my way Start the hustle Game of life and death Jackin cars, Ring fightin, Getting cash Partying the night away. Playin' everything by chance Gettin' carried away in this life of sin Suppose to be a good role model To my youngest of kin Too late Followed in my footsteps, dancing this dangerous dance But he wasn't as lucky as I have been An amature mistake he did make He lay's in my arms, screamin', bleedin' His last breath escapes A pain that will never go away, Cause I am the one to blame. I shoulda said stay Said no I look up to the sky above There I see a lone dove Peace settles the ache within Starts to wash away my sin Simmering lights of hope It my choice to make it shine Here's my words for you They're taking on a

Roadtowar
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Roadblock
now you see how your deeds effect afterlife next journey maybe wont be so easy heart at the scale of judgement sins as your evidence the road is closed you have to find another way you placed it yourself roadblock to Heaven no chance to go around it no chance to move it away you have to choose another path knocking on heaven’s door but no-one opens not until you’ve set your sins to others the weight is lighter others burned grinds them down forgiveness shall be given before you die roadblocks shall be lifted away gates shall be open

The Road Not Taken
Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth; Then took the other, as just as fair, And having perhaps the better claim, Because it was grassy and wanted wear; Though as for that the passing there Had worn them really about the same, And both that morning equally lay In leaves no step had trodden black. Oh, I kept the first for another day! Yet knowing how way leads on to way, I doubted if I should ever come back. I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I- I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference.

The Road To Freedom Is Paved With Disobedience
The Road to Freedom is Paved With Disobedience You have most likely broken the law. As you sit there right now, reading this, you are probably doing or have done something recently that has transgressed some statute, some rule of government. You haven’t done anything to harm another, you haven’t stolen or damaged the property of another, and yet it is likely that those who rule over you have written some words down on a piece of paper somewhere, called it a law, and now they expect you to know this and obey its dictates. The absurdity of this system is clear for all to see, and yet you are at the mercy of those who call themselves “servants” of the people but then act as if they are the masters. They are a frightening group of people and if they set their sites on you, for whatever reason, you will end up being punished in some way.If you have somehow violated some “code” (a very appropriate word for small details to a larger law or set of laws sinc

Roadtrip For Mother's Day
I'm heading to Cali to see my younglings for Mother's Day weekend....woohoo! it's a long ass drive but very well worth it. I even get to see my oldest son perform in his high school marching band.

Road Of Life & A Journey Of Fate
the ROAD of LIFE & a JOURNEY of FATE As I travel down this Road of LIFE, I look 'round, and see not a Soul in sight. Feeling all alone, wondering if i took a wrong turn, so i slow it down, try to look at my Map so tattered and torn Full of self-doubt,not trusting the way i took,but how can it not be right when its gotten this far...... Not sure what to do,or which way to go, feeling quite LOST, i resign myself, to accepting the fact, i must go this Alone, why i don't understand, traveling in a pair , i cannot command...... So i get up, dust self off, take a deep breathand getting ready to go...down the Road of Life.....STILL all Alone...... But before I can start again,I can Feel before I see, a Strongand Gentle HAND reaching out and grabbing mine, startled, i look up into the Eyes of a Handsome Stranger, who looks 'lil LOST, like He'd been traveling Alone too....... He offers me smile and wipes a smudge of dirt off my cheek and asks...."Fair Maiden, why is it that You trav

The Road Less Traveled
The Road Less Traveled glitter-graphics.com How often we must bear the challenges of life;The endless roller coaster between happiness and sorrow;The constant ups and downs of daily strife.And always the question remains .... why?Life is not an easy road for most;It twists and turns with many forks in the road,Although always, and inevitably, we are given a choice ...Do we turn to the right ... or the left?Do we take the high road ... or the low road?Do we take the easy path ... or the difficult one?Decisions are not easy for those struggling for direction ...And sometimes the many choices and signs become overwhelming.While standing at a crossroads in life,The urge is to take the most comfortable path;The road with least resistance ...The shortest or most traveled route.And yet, if we've been down that comfortable road before;Have gleaned its lessons in life, and learned from our experiences;Do we yet again follow the known?Or does our destiny lie in another direction?The fear

Road Trip
I was on my way to the beach for a nice, relaxing overnight stay. The first time in forever I was going to be alone, and able to enjoy complete solitude. I was speeding down rt. 1 when this weird noise started. It was coming from the engine, but I had no clue what it was. It was dark out, drizzling, and just not ideal circumstances to be stuck on the side of the highway. I stopped the car, as the noise was getting louder, and popped the hood. I was muttering to myself how stupid this was, since I had no clue what I was supposed to be seeing. As I stood there staring at the engine, I saw a car pull over ahead of me and stop. My stomach started churning, and I was thinking all sorts of horrible scenarios, ending in my death, or rape, beating…damn, I watch too much tv. As I looked up a man got out of the car and started toward me. I couldn’t see what he looked like in the dark, but he didn’t seem menacing. He was carrying a flashlight, and shown it on me as he approache

The Road Not Traveled...
He's walked this road before, he ponders Back when the petals seemed to fall forever And never hit the ground And strangers weren't so unwelcoming And he would find comfort in the arms of shadows That were always there for him... ...Or so it seemed But that is when he stops his crying And halts his decent into madness That is when he stops walking And makes a pivotal decision... ...He doesn't believe in luck anymore Because luck is for those Who have felt it And he decides he never has It is why it always rains On their numbered vacation days And he knows they were merely lovers When both were on holiday But soon they had to return to reality It is why he let himself believe That this was his reality And not just simply a fantasy A clouded haze of broken glass and crimson kisses Where he could scream her name and no one would hear And she would whisper those three words For the world to hear And that is when he makes a pivotal decision... ...He doesn't believe in love anymore B

Road I Won't Take
A mind wanders a heart strays another road I won't take. Choices made pointless atempts to get laidThings that matter seem to fadeAs night turns to dayI am still here. in the mirror.the crow caws there go the law.Sirens and light flashI better hide my stash. Cause there minds wander on my cash.I see my guy So fucken HIGHPressing up on some thighHis heart straysCause you know what Thats messed upAnother road I won't make.

Road To Recovery
The pain is starting to ease.It's still so hard to look at you.All I can think of when I look in your face,Is how badly I want to kiss you.We were so good at it.I suppose I will never have the answers I've searched for.I know I deserve so much better than this.I just want to be happy again.Like before.Everything was new and fresh.Now it's dark, cold and empty.I've developed a new emotion out of all this.One I'm not too happy about acquiring.It has been hidden all this time.But now it has become my friend.And not a good friend at that.No wonder I kept you locked up for so long.Am I capable of unleashing my new friend on the world?I don't know.But now that I know it is riding my coat tails,I have a new found wall put up.This will be a tough one to penetrate.Will anyone try?I doubt it.

The Road Less Traveled
How often we must bear the challenges of life;The endless roller coaster between happiness and sorrow;The constant ups and downs of daily strife.And always the question remains .... why?Life is not an easy road for most;It twists and turns with many forks in the road,Although always, and inevitably, we are given a choice ...Do we turn to the right ... or the left?Do we take the high road ... or the low road?Do we take the easy path ... or the difficult one?Decisions are not easy for those struggling for direction ...And sometimes the many choices and signs become overwhelming.While standing at a crossroads in life,The urge is to take the most comfortable path;The road with least resistance ...The shortest or most traveled route.And yet, if we've been down that comfortable road before;Have gleaned its lessons in life, and learned from our experiences;Do we yet again follow the known?Or does our destiny lie in another direction?The fear of the road less traveled is tangible and all too r

Road Trip! From Here To Oracle>>> Sell Me Some Goodies!
Hi everyone :) Soooo I'm really tired of being stuck at level 27 and really could use some help leveling! I'm looking for blasts, HH, CB, bling packs or Autos...And since I don't ask for something for nothing, here's my offer: Smaller bling packs of 5 or 12: 3 days of 30 elevens and daily page rates for a week.,,And/or Fubucks...make me an offer, I'm willing to negotiate! Bling packs of 25 or more: 1 week of 50 pic rates per day, daily page rate, pimp you in my status, and/or Fubucks(for 65 pack or larger I will put "owned by" in my name) ..also willing negotiate other trades! HH, Blasts, Cherry Bomb or Auto Elevens: All of the above PLUS 2 weeks of daily page rates, 2 weeks of 50 elevens per day ...or negotiate! I really want to make Oracle and pimp out my friends... so PLEASE HELP!!!!!

The Road Not Taken
My favorite poem, by Robert Frost... an assertion of individualism. The Road Not Taken TWO roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth; Then took the other, as just as fair, And having perhaps the better claim, Because it was grassy and wanted wear; Though as for that the passing there Had worn them really about the same, And both that morning equally lay In leaves no step had trodden black. Oh, I kept the first for another day! Yet knowing how way leads on to way, I doubted if I should ever come back. I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I— I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference.

Roadblocks....
Road BlocksIt seems like no matter what we tryand do there areroad blocks putin our way..Plans we makeseem to be pushedfarther away.It makes us hurtand makes us longto end this roadwe have been travelingup on..to see our dreamscome true. to seepast the come to pastso that we can live our our lives at last..the roadblocks. keep comingand we will find a detourbut our love will remain strongthat is for sure..Roadblocks..Can not keepus apart. because we belongtogether.. soul and heart...

The Road To Repeal Is Well Underway
“We have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it,” Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) told us just weeks before Congress passed President Barack Obama’s health care plan. Well, the nation’s post-passage Obamacare education continued yesterday when the Congressional Budget Office (CBO) confirmed that the federal government will have to spend an additional $115 billion implementing the law, bringing the total estimated cost to over $1 trillion. The estimate had been requested before passage of the bill by Rep. Jerry Lewis (R-CA), but the CBO was too overwhelmed with the Democrats’ other constant revisions to the law to get back to Lewis before the final vote. This is by far not the only nasty little surprise that has come back to bite Obamacare after passage. Shortly after it became law, U.S. employers began reporting hundreds of millions if dollars in losses thanks to tax changes in the bill. AT&T and Verizon alone pegged their Obamacare tax losse

A Road To Long
I walk down the shattered roadFilled with broken dreams and liesAnd tears form behind my eyesBecause I knowYou lead me hereAnd to you I'm no longer dear And you don't care what I doBecause I mean nothing to you So I walk this road sad and alone With no place to call my homebecause you don't love meAnd I'm starting to think you never didSo step by stepInch by inchI try to move onBut the road is long And when I start to think I'm getting along I see your face and realizeI'm just not that strongEvery turn I takeI see you there And the pain is something I can no longer bear You were my everythingBut now I have nothingThe pain feels like daggers crashing through my heartBut still I goStep by stepInch by inchI walk up the lonely road Trying to push your memory away But still I trip and fallAnd then I remember it all Every smileEvery kiss Every stupid thing I missAnd I cry myself breathless one more timeAnd so I'll walk the shattered streets Facing my defeat On a road to long Singing my sorro

Roadtrip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so, I just moved from long beach cali to springfield missouri. It was one hell of a trip. I went to vegas first and won some money, lots of it. My game is blackjack, and I left vegas with 10,000 in my pockets, after spending 800 of my own. it was still a good taking. After that I went through new mexico. I got pulled over for a broken tail light, the cops searched my car and found my gun in the backseat in my lockbox. one of the cops freaked out, and before i knew it there were ten squad cars and a bunch of police screaming at me to get on the ground or they'd shoot. After being kneed in the ribs and smacked in the back of the head I was arrested. I'm pretty lucky considering I DID fight back and knocked out four of them before they got the drop on me. I only fought because I was in the middle of the desert and they were talking about taking all my money and leaving me to the wolves. I paid them off with my winnings from vegas and let them keep my .357 ruger gp/100 r

The Road
I walk this lonley road, the only compiny that I keep is the wind and my shadow.Its not perfit or complet, its full of potholes, deadends and spot are onley dirt and over grown with grass and weeds. Its been a long time sent I have walked with any one, But dont get me roung there has been a few who have walk with me time to time, but not for very long most leaving when a better and falsly britter road opens up. There run up haed an the gone forever. The skys normley turn dark and sart to wheep for days on inn it seems, but then it clears up. The road is a mirrror of my sacred and wounded heart, showing all how pass by what i have been though.But yet I still walk on day and night hoping one day that some one will walk with me to the end. rye the drifter

Road Side Drinks (from The Grass To The Glass)
- Bash'em Brandy from the fender to the bender - Red Swipe a splotch of mice on ice - Freeway Frappe' swirl of squirrel with a turnpike twist - Strawberry Quackery fermented foal fruit - Slipper Sipper creme d' windshield & elk stool gruel - Rubber Rum tread of the dead - Pigeon Collided the taste with an impact - Road Runner Slammer for the run through, rundown, runover feeling - Squirrelly Temple I.Q. brain juice - Squirming Organ isms critters you can't keep down - Crushed Coyote Cooler you'll howl all night - Gravel gimlet guess the mess Median Microbrew - Tire Tread Red a mashed, slow brand of rabbit hops - Porcupine Porter a quill-fully crafted brew that sticks to you - Possum Tail Ale

[roadrash]
I'll never forget the first time I set off a bomb in MGS4.The way Snake just...sailed into the airand slidIt was worth setting my own claymores just to walk in front of em.*Boom*HURK!*thump*AGH*scraaaaape*/falls limpNever get tired of that.I just drove in a random direction today.Wound up... north of tecumsehadjacent to some bumblefuck offshoot of the kansas riverand after about 30 minutes eventually made it back to highway 40.That was some pretty country.The bad news is I've got zero energy.A mexican coke, a cup of coffeetwo meals and I'm still flatlined. Been like this all month.It'd probably help if I got up and out a bit.I'll probably wind up flipping a coin to see if I'll play Demon's Souls or Fallout 3.Leaning towards Fallout 3 since I want to get all the supermutants hunted, and all the Bobbleheads collected, and I can play that game offline, I've got a HUGE download of the MST3K collection going on.I'm just... bleh.Oh yeah... first coat of primer is down on about ... 1/3 of my

The Road Less Traveled
How often we must bear the challenges of life; The endless roller coaster between happiness and sorrow; The constant ups and downs of daily strife. And always the question remains .... why? Life is not an easy road for most; It twists and turns with many forks in the road, Although always, and inevitably, we are given a choice ... Do we turn to the right ... or the left? Do we take the high road ... or the low road? Do we take the easy path ... or the difficult one? Decisions are not easy for those struggling for direction ... And sometimes the many choices and signs become overwhelming. While standing at a crossroads in life, The urge is to take the most comfortable path; The road with least resistance ... The shortest or most traveled route. And yet, if we've been down that comfortable road before; Have gleaned its lessons in life, and learned from our experiences; Do we yet again follow the known? Or does our destiny lie in another direction? The fear of the road less travele

Roads? Where We're Going We Don't Need Roads
Ten years ago … Today that pastor guy at my church [Bryan Simpson, then at How Memorial United Methodist Church in Crescent City, Florida] turns 49! No, I’m not as irreverent as I sound, but Bryan Simpson is a really great guy to know. Like Kirk said of Spock in “Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan”, “Of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most … human.” Though the last time I saw him, he didn’t give me the impression he was anything else. Far different (or not) would be a character like Tik-Tok, the mechanical man who had to be wound up in order to think and speak and act (all separately, too). Today this mechanical man would be called a robot – a term which wasn’t coined until 1923, almost twenty years after Tik-Tok’s first appearance in “Ozma of Oz.” How much can we, do we, often act like robots in our desire to please others, to act good as though we didn’t have a

Road Trip
It was the end of the week, it was rough for both us. Not wanting to stay home for the weekend, as the walls were dingy with familiarity and the windows tainted with sameness. I proclaimed "Road Trip! Let's go and get out of town. I don't care where, you'll drive and I'll navigate. Let's see where the road will lead us." She hesitates "I don't know, the last time we did this we ended up in that one horse town and had to shoot the horse." "Well, how I was supposed to know how to shoe a horse, besides the horse needed that tetnus shot anyhow" I replied. We pack our backpacks with camping implements of destructions. sleeping bags, water purifying pills, cast iron pan, spacious tent GPS locator and satellite phone. Seeing how expeditions can turn into an adventure real quick, I decided we're not too proud not to have modern luxuries. She packs an extra bag and I inquired about it "Never you mind, it'll be a surprise." Great. just what I need. With destinations unknown all I need now is

Roads - A Poem By Yours Truely
there are many roads in this game of life some lead to bliss and many to strife the hurdles thrown in your way make you stronger with each passing day so live and learn and then move on til you find where it is that you belong. Sometimes it may seem like this doesnt exist keep faith in yourself dont get lost in the mist those clouds r heavy and they weigh on your mind keep walking soon leave them behind open your eyes to a brighter day only then will you see the way

The Road That Leads Away
i took the road that leads away from you. i took the road that took me far away. although there was so much to say, looking across the open bay. i took the road that leads away, from the people that really cared. i wonder where you are? have you forgotten; how it use to be. i took the road that led away from you, and i now i only wonder why.

Road Trip
Hey all, How are ya? I'm not bad. Just packing, I am going to the states for 2 nights and 3 days, starting tomorrow. Just to shop really. My bf/fiance gets to have time to himself this weekend!!! Isn't he lucky lmao Well catch ya later.

Roads? Where We're Going We Don't Need Roads ...
Happy Mother’s Day tomorrow! I still haven’t seen any reports of developing a Mr. Fusion Home Fusion Reactor or heard about Mattel designing a hover board or seen or heard about a hover conversion process for your car. And 2015 is four years away! The date we see in “Back to the Future Part II” is actually Wednesday, October 21 of that year, so you could say four years, five months, and two weeks, but why quibble? I got home from the last Breakfast With The Boys until fall with fourteen other guys and Martha and the kids were watching the “Back to the Future” trilogy – the first film had just ended and the second one was starting. Now when I was growing up in the 1980s, I got to see the first and third films at the theatre but didn’t see the second until years later … since each sequel picks up right where the previous film left off, it can be hard to follow if you watch it in order. The closer at the end of the first film

The Road
The Road of Life Sometimes the road of life becomes unbearable and it seems easier to give up than to go on.But you should always remember that there is a light at the end of the tunnel.For every tear;You will smile,For every rainy day;There will be a rainbow.And for every moment of everyday, forever and always there will be someone there to love you and to confide in.I will always be there for you.To carry you over the rocky roads and lead you through the tunnels.To share with you the smiles, the tears, the rainy days and the rainbows.Whenever you need me,I will be there for you.

The Roads We Travel...
My Friends....WrOte This For My Friend Tube Screamer aka Heavy Equipment he Is Going through alot as we speak...I will always be here for him n everyone of u...Each day we make a choice to live our lives....where we go..who we meet...who our friends are....who we care about....who we love....the job we have.... how we treat others....the life we lead.....each of these things makes up the roads that guide us on our life....we may not know where we are going and we may not know where we will end up...but we can live life and do the best that we can. No one is perfect, we all make mistakes...its what we learn from those mistakes that helps guide us through life.....all I can promise is to be who I am and who I will be and wait and see how life will be...but I know..it will be. So as we travel the roads today....I like to remember that each person I meet is a friend, and each friend has something to share with me...and its what I do with what they share that matters....because each frie

Road Rage
I have a big commute every day. I travel over 65 kilometers each way between my home and my office. I see a lot of jackasses on the road. People that don't signal lane changes. People that think they're actually going to get someplace a lot sooner by changing lanes every 30 seconds. People that stop in front of you in the curb lane, next to the "no stopping" sign, during rush hour and then proceed to give their loved one a long goodbye kiss while you lose your mind trying to get around them. Here's one tip that I think should be engrained in everyone's mind when they're driving in heavy traffic. If I have to slow down and/or hit my brakes to let you in, the courteous thing to do is to wave to acknowledge that I did something nice for you. I do it. You should too.

Road Trip
nope, i didnt go to laughlin... seems like anytime i want to do something for myself or fun it never works out. oh well being a loser, havin no fun, no friends/social life is easy to get used to these days... so anyway, we waited for the bus and they sent the wrong one. it was not wheel chair accesible. so the driver left to get the right bus n that took over an hour.. almost 2 hours. all the time im sitting in the lodge and there are all these photos of past events and such and i see Everett in a lot of them... started to hate being their.... when the bus does arrive all these other people started to get on, we had a few seats short of a full bus... most of these idiots brought coolers of beer n crap which took up room.. people scrambling to just sit down n be comfy... the birthday girl who created this havoc really didnt have a battle plan for things.. im not blaming Kelly but way to many beers coolers and no real seating assignment for her and her family was put together

'roadrunners' Installment One
“In order for something to live, Another life must often be sacrificed.” ---Ancient Indian Tradition “The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few … or the one.” ---Mr. Spock ---From Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn “If you know the future, you can change it.” ---Philip K. Dick ---From Minority Report Prologue “Jack, you have to speed up.” “If I speed up, they’ll just ram us again.” “We have to outrun them!” “In an Escort? Are you kidding?” “Well then, what the hell do we do?” “I’m gonna take the next exit I see … then we’ll get the police.” “We’re in the middle of fucking nowhere!” “Marcie! Please calm down, you’re scaring J.J.” The little boy in the back seat le

The Road Less Traveled
How often we must bear the challenges of life;The endless roller coaster between happiness and sorrow;The constant ups and downs of daily strife.And always the question remains .... why?Life is not an easy road for most;It twists and turns with many forks in the road,Although always, and inevitably, we are given a choice ...Do we turn to the right ... or the left?Do we take the high road ... or the low road?Do we take the easy path ... or the difficult one?Decisions are not easy for those struggling for direction ...And sometimes the many choices and signs become overwhelming.While standing at a crossroads in life,The urge is to take the most comfortable path;The road with least resistance ...The shortest or most traveled route.And yet, if we've been down that comfortable road before;Have gleaned its lessons in life, and learned from our experiences;Do we yet again follow the known?Or does our destiny lie in another direction?The fear of the road less traveled is tangible and all too r

The Road Not Taken - Robert Frost
Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,And sorry I could not travel bothAnd be one traveler, long I stoodAnd looked down one as far as I couldTo where it bent in the undergrowth;Then took the other, as just as fair,And having perhaps the better claimBecause it was grassy and wanted wear,Though as for that the passing thereHad worn them really about the same,And both that morning equally layIn leaves no step had trodden black.Oh, I marked the first for another day!Yet knowing how way leads on to wayI doubted if I should ever come back.I shall be telling this with a sighSomewhere ages and ages hence:Two roads diverged in a wood, and I,I took the one less traveled by,And that has made all the difference.

Road To Nowhere - Talking Heads
WELL WE KNOW WHERE WE'RE GOIN' BUT WE DON'T KNOW WHERE WE'VE BEEN AND WE KNOW WHAT WE'RE KNOWIN' BUT WE CAN'T SAY WHAT WE'VE SEEN AND WE'RE NOT LITTLE CHILDREN AND WE KNOW WHAT WE WANT AND THE FUTURE IS CERTAIN GIVE US TIME TO WORK IT OUT We're on a road to nowhere Come on inside Takin' that ride to nowhere We'll take that ride I'm feelin' okay this mornin' And you know, We're on the road to paradise Here we go, here we go CHORUS Maybe you wonder where you are I don't care Here is where time is on our side Take you there...take you there We're on a road to nowhere We're on a road to nowhere We're on a road to nowhere There's a city in my mind Come along and take that ride and it's all right, baby, it's all right And it's very far away But it's growing day by day And it's all right, baby, it's all right They can tell you what to do But they'll make a fool of you And it's all right, baby, it's all right We're on a road to nowhere

Road Kill
-a couple driving home run over a possum, they get out to find its still alive, but freezing cold, the man goes to his wife, quick stick it between ur legs to warm it up, the wife replies 'but its all wet and stinks", husband goes "well hold the fucking possums nose then...."

Road Game, Which Is
NEW YORK -- No matter who plays, who rests or how he structures his lineup, manager Terry Collins cant get the New York Mets going at the plate. Tom Brady Elite Jersey . Jordan Lyles won for the first time in two months and the Houston Astros snapped a seven-game losing streak Friday night with a 3-1 victory over the sluggish Mets, giving Tony DeFrancesco his first win as a major league manager. David Wright hit his 200th homer for the Mets, who have lost six straight and nine of 11. Despite facing the NLs two worst pitching staffs over the past five days, they have gone seven games without scoring more than two runs for the first time since September 1982, according to STATS LLC. "Its a humbling experience and what youve got to do is fight through it," Collins said. "We had the guys in there we felt was the team to get it done tonight and it doesnt seem like its the right lineup any night." Even new uniform tops on Merengue Night didnt help. New York wore special blue jerseys that rea

Road Killers
Guys like me are always talking about which women they think are beautiful. And although some might take us as shallow, it is also part of being visual males. Guys look at hot looking cars and probably wonder what it would be like to be driving inside it. Same way they admire beautiful ladies. And I have assembled here some of the best looking cars that I have seen. Im not a snob who thinks that they have to be foreign either... 2012 Chevy Camaro SS 1970 Chevy Chevelle SS

Road Block
Not one clear thought Stuck Shackled to the emptiness without a key No hairpin, no tool I could use to remove this weight The pen stops Nothing Re-read, and read again No word comes easily Where is the inspiration I had yesterday? The muse of my past has abandoned me But what of the future? Irrational are such hopes And I’m out of Ink Copyright 2011 Ella Valentine

The Road
The road you are traveling may be a bit scary at times, but don’t lose faith. Don’t listen to your fears and the fears of those around you. Don’t let old setbacks work their way into your present thinking. And most of all, don’t give up on what’s important to you.

The Road Traveled Leads To Nowhere
The road traveling life is long n rocky , We pass many lefts n rights, around the curves , And under the bridges n to the sea's And in the space you see only me at the end. I'm waring a smile tho' cause at the end is when I'll find Who n what I'm lookin' for. I'm lookin' for gentleness , with the touch Of a feathers breath. A touch of compassion , Not to excite but to connect what is right , On this road to nowhere in sight. I see the Ocean beckoning me , It says "my darlin' , come into me. I'll take you deep into waters unknown , Where I'll share the joys that's grown. If you only knew the way I felt , When you weld the lash n stinging blows , To me it only shows , the love that you feel but......... Refuse to weld , the power of love will win it all

The Road Traveled , Leads Back To You .....
When the road gets to hard to tread , All I do is remember you instead , Then I know that there's nothing to dread, I think of your strength , your honor of might , I remember all you've taught me of love an of life , So I'll hold on and never let go , no matter the strife , No matter the role , To me your love was the purest kind , You never took and your light always did shine , How did I get so lucky to find , a man of your sensual kind , Thats what you taught me , yes , you taught me to feel , And I'll always have you right here , my heart will recall, Don't let your yesterdays ,use up too much of your todays , Because we can't win them all ........

The Road Not Taken - Robert Frost
Two road diverged in a yellow wood and sorry I could not travel both and be one traveler, long I stood and looked down one far as I could to where it bent in the under growth; then took the other, as just as fair, and having perhaps a better claim, because it was grassy and wanted wear, thought as for that the passing there had worn them really about the same, and both that morning equally lay in leaves no step had trodden black Oh, I kept the first for another day! yet knowing how way leads on to way, I doubted if I should ever come back I shall being telling this with a sign somewhere ages and ages hense: Two road diverged in the wood, and I- I took the one less traveled by and that has made all the difference.

Roaming For Fun
Hi there everyone, ive been signed onto LC for a while now and am still trying to learn how to navigate this site. Its been a while since ive logged in here because i love to go out hiking and camping for days on end, and lately ive been out hiking and camping as much as i possibly can. Which has lasted around 2 months this time around. I love the outdoors, and will always enjoy it, now if only i can find a lady who loves it as much as me,

Roaming Deep In The Woods
Roaming Deep in the Woods (Bi-Guys) I was out walking through the woods one late fall afternoon, when I came up on a campsite. It was a group of guys, from out of state, doing some hunting. Not having any luck that day, they all came back to camp early. They invited me to sit and have some for coffee. As we are sitting around the fire chatting, they tell me the eight of them, are high school buddies, who meet up once a year. They take turns picking the place, a different place every year. It gives them time away from the wives and families. So, even on slow days, they still can sit back and relax. Sometimes they find a place near a lake, for some fishing too. I was a warm afternoon, so some of them were just wearing shorts and t-shirts. After an hour or so, I notice that one of the guys has the head of his cock peaking out the leg of his shorts. It looks huge, I can't seem to look away. He catches me staring and grins. He gets up and walks over to where I am s

Roaming Deep, In The Woods (bi-guys)
Roaming Deep in the Woods (Bi-Guys) I was out walking through the woods one late fall afternoon, when I came up on a campsite. It was a group of guys, from out of state, doing some hunting. Not having any luck that day, they all came back to camp early. They invited me to sit and have some for coffee. As we are sitting around the fire chatting, they tell me the eight of them, are high school buddies, who meet up once a year. They take turns picking the place, a different place every year. It gives them time away from the wives and families. So, even on slow days, they still can sit back and relax. Sometimes they find a place near a lake, for some fishing too. I was a warm afternoon, so some of them were just wearing shorts and t-shirts. After an hour or so, I notice that one of the guys has the head of his cock peaking out the leg of his shorts. It looks huge, I can't seem to look away. He catches me staring and grins. He gets up and walks over to where I am s

Roaming Lost Souls
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The Roaming Heretic
CALL ME A HERETIC AND I DIE FOR THESE HERESIES I WILL STAND AND SHOUT THERE IS NOT A CATHOLIC TRINITY! NO THREE TRIPLET UNISON OF A SPIRIT ALL AGREEING NO THREE TRIPLET UNISON WHO IS ALL SEEING THERE IS ONLY ONE! THERE IS ONLY ONE! I WILL STAND IN THE FOREST AND SEE THRU THESE TREES SHOUTING TO THE ONE GOD AND NOT THESE FALSE THREE! THERE IS ONLY ONE! THERE IS ONLY ONE! I SHALL STAND IN THE MIDST OF THIS CROWD OF FLAPPING LIPS AND DEAD EYES SHOUTING THAT MY GOD CAME IN FLESH, HE DIED AND THEN HE DID ARISE! IN THIS ARID WILDERNESS OF SICKNESS AND DECAY I WILL STAND FOR TRUTH AND THE NOBLE WAY I WILL STAND IN THE CONGREGATION OF THE HOPELESS AND BE A FRIEND BECAUSE WITH LOVE THERE IS NO END I WILL LIFT THESE EYES UP TO THOSE WHO DOUBT MY KING AND SAY "REMEMBER THAT MY KING WILL JUDGE YOU ONE DAY." WHEN THEY STAND TO ACCUSE ME BEFORE THERE PIOUS WAYS I WILL STILL CHOOSE TO STAND AND SAY "REMEMBER THAT MY KING WILL JUDGE YOU ONE DAY." THIS IS THE MANIFESTO OF "THE RO

Roarrr!
Im tired. Seriously but im not ready to sleep. I am ready to just take a deep breathe and relax though. I think i wanta take a shower, but my hair will come out curly cause im to lazy to straighten it. Ive got work tommorrow hopefully it goes better than today. Cause today was hell and i was one moody bitch. I kept getting puked on, and kicked. Some old lady cut me with a knife she had in her purse. She was all drugged up and attacked me as i was trying to put a bandaid on her iv thing. My hands all cut to hell and my wrist is bruised. They're making me wear a santa hat and they want us to wear the candy stripper like uniforms but thats not happening. Im not walking around 12 hours a day in a mini skirt doing my job. Just isnt happening. They will get over themselves. Seriously. Im excited. I get to see nick on sunday. Which makes me woah amounts of happy. Cause he rocks < 3 And i missed him ♥ He better get here early enough though cause i got work monday. And i wanta spe

Roar
My boobs hurt. I know tmi. Anyway i really am getting a tad sick of assholes :) Would it kill you to respect my feelings for like five minuetes? I really think it would. Exspecially [[you]]. -rolls eyes- I told nick not to come im to tired and have to much to do to deal with him. Ill go see him on onea my days off. He only lives like 45mins from here. No biggie. I gotta go cook dinner. And finish decorating my living room. Im getting a different tree since mine really went evil and it just didnt like me. Oh. Seriously to [[you]] i hope you choke :) And im not just saying that. =] Muah to the rest of you ♥ Sammie baby! I love you ♥ Oh and i just listend to your voicemail from the other night it was all cute and stuff! Danielle = my new lover ;) Haha. ♥

Roar
My tummy hurts. And anthonys being mean to me on 2way -growls- I work to much i need a vacation. Seriously. ♥ ♥ ♥ I have a stalker. But hes hot so he can stalk me haha. Im his stalker too. -stalks anthony- roar. Some people on here are seriously idiots. :) And ignorant. Who wants to do the rest of my wrapping for me? Cause i sure the hell dont. Mhmm. Im thinking i wanta go to maryland :) haha.

Roaring Tigers!
> Meet the Tigers of Temptation! TIGERS OF TEMPATION ARE WONDERFUL MEN THAT HAVE GOODNESS IN THEIR HEART AND ARE FULL OF HONESTY AND INTERGRITY...SOME OF THE BEST PEOPLE YOU CAN MEET. STOP BY AND SHOW THEM SOME LOVE, THEY LOVE BACK!! ♂~♠~ÐårɮɸɅɳgҾl~♠~♂@ fubar B-randon Spirit Warrior~W.W.S. and a TIGER OF TEMPTATION@ fubar 'TOM G ĦÈĦßÈR õҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ@ fubar Marine23 FU-HUSBAND OF BLAKKIE@ fubar Mark ~ Tempting Tiger ~@ fubar CAVEMAN2.0 (Tempting Tigers)@ fubar ·×·ßGÁMÊ6³·×·@ fubar Mikey The Pіŧßull МãҒiã Hitman & Club F.A.R. A Tempting Tiger

Roar On The Shore
I just returned from a great event in Erie, Pa. It is a motorcycle run called roar on the Shore. It was for a great cause the Shankville ZFlight 93 Menorial fund. It starts on a thursday with a parade of bike. Over 6,000 this year! It goes from the casino down to the waterfront on the shores of lake erie. I was so suprised when we got there there was even more bikes there! They are saying over 10,000 motorcyle were there for the 4 days and over 65,000 people. The neat part of the parade is that it takes country road into the city. I was so surprised how many people line the route we took. Yooung and old, males and female and gay and straight alike, some with American flags waving. Groups were having a party into the parade reached them. One person told me it told over 30 minutes for all of the bikes to pass by them. People still love this counttry no matter what shape we are in financially or even with all of the crap that goes on in Washington. People are what make this country str

Roasted Eggplant Rolls
Ingredients 2 medium eggplants (3/4 pound each) 2 tablespoons lemon juice 1 teaspoon olive oil 4 tablespoons (2 ounces) fat-free cream cheese 2 tablespoons fat-free sour cream 1 green onion, minced 4 sun-dried tomatoes (packed in oil), rinsed, drained and minced 1 clove garlic, minced 1/4 teaspoon dried oregano 1/8 teaspoon black pepper 16 fresh stemmed spinach leaves 1 cup meatless pasta sauce 1. Preheat oven to 450°F. Spray 2 nonstick baking sheets with nonstick cooking spray; set aside. Trim ends from eggplants. Cut eggplants lengthwise into 1/4-inch-thick slices. Discard outside slices that are mostly skin. (You will have about 16 slices total.) Arrange slices in single layer on prepared baking sheets. 2. Combine lemon juice and olive oil in small bowl; brush lightly over both sides of eggplant slices. Bake 22 to 24 minutes or until slightly golden brown, turning once. Transfer eggplant slices to plate; cool. 3. Meanwhile, stir together cream cheese

Roast Loin Of Pork With Fan-shaped
4 to 4 1/2 lb. pork loin roast with bone (or 3 to 3 1/2 lb. boneless) 5 cloves garlic 1 tsp. salt 1/2 tsp. pepper 1/2 tsp. thyme 3 to 4 lg. baking potatoes 1 tbsp. butter (melted) GLAZE: 1/2 c. apple jelly 1 tbsp. vinegar 1 tsp. mustard 1/2 tsp. ground ginger Note: If your roast is not boneless, have the butcher remove the connecting shin bone to allow you to cut individual chops. Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Cut peeled garlic cloves into thin slivers. With point of knife, make slits all over roast. Insert garlic in slits. Now combine salt, pepper and thyme. Sprinkle half of mixture over roast and rub it in with fingertips. Reserve remaining half to season potatoes. Insert a meat thermometer in center of roast so it doesn't touch bones. Place roast in a large roasting pan (make sure it will accommodate baking potatoes). While roast is baking, prepare potatoes. Peel, then halve crosswise. Shape edges to form ovals. To make fan shape, cradle 1 at a time on a woode

Roasted Poblano Guacamole With Garlic And Parsley
2 medium (about 6 ounces total) fresh poblano chiles 6 ounces (1 medium round or 2 plum) ripe tomatoes 2 garlic cloves, unpeeled 3 tablespoons chopped flatleaf parsley 3 medium-large ripe avocados Salt to taste 1 to 2 tablespoons fresh lime juice 2 tablespoons finely crumbled Mexican queso anejo, or other dry grating cheese like Romano or Parmesan Radish slices for garnish Preheat the broiler. Place the poblanos, tomatoes and garlic on a baking sheet. Set the sheet 4 inches below a very hot broiler. Roast, turning every couple of minutes, until the chiles and tomatoes are soft, blistered and blackened in spots and the garlic is soft, 12 to 13 minutes total. Place the chiles in a bowl, cover them with a towel, and let them stand 5 minutes, then wipe off the blackened skin. Pull or cut out the stems, seed pods and seeds; rinse quickly to remove any stray seeds and bits of char. When the tomatoes are cool, peel off and discard their skins. Slip the pape

Roasted Peppers
Mixed Red, Green and Yellow Peppers Olive Oil Salt & Pepper Minced Garlic Fresh Chopped Parsley Wash and dry the peppers. Cut off the tops, and cut in half, removing seeds and membranes. Place on a baking sheet and put under the broiler until the skin is blackened and blistered. Place them in a plastic bag and let sit for 10 minutes. Remove the skin (it should slip right off at this point), and cut into the size of strips you desire. Place in a bowl with the minced garlic, a little salt and pepper and enough oil to lightly coat. Serve at room temperature. Cooking Tip: Peppers are also great roasted over the barbeque if you are grilling meat for dinner. Just follow the same procedure. If you are interested in reading more about vegetables, as well as learning to cook them in the traditional Italian manner, then please check out my index of Vegetable Articles where everything is discussed from cooking with herbs, to various specific vegetables popular in Italian cu

Roasted Octopus
4 Tablespoons Olive Oil 3-4 Cloves of Garlic, Minced Salt & Pepper to Taste Red Pepper Flakes 2 Pound Octopus 1 to 2 Wine Corks Extra Virgin Olive Oil Fresh Chopped Parsley Preheat the oven to 300 degrees F. In a large ovenproof pan, mix the olive oil, garlic and pepper flakes. Heat on a stove burner on high, and once the pan is hot, add the octopus. Brown the octopus well on all sides until it has released it's juices. Add the wine corks, and cover the pan with aluminum foil, and bake in the oven for 1 1/2 to 2 hours, or until the octopus is tender. Cool to room temperature. Remove the tentacles from the head and cut into 2 to 3 inch pieces. Cut the head into pieces as well. Season with salt and pepper and mix. Arrange the pieces on individual plates, and drizzle with a little good quality olive oil, sprinkle with the parsley and serve.

Roast Beef And Roast Potatoes
INGREDIENTS 1 and half lb (675g) of medium sized potatoes 4 lb (1.8kg) forerib of beef 2 tablespoons of olive oil half level teaspoon salt quarter level teaspoon of freshly ground pepper half level teaspoon of mustard powder INSTRUCTIONS Preheat oven to (220 C), (425 F), Gas Mark 7 Cooking Time Rare: 50 minutes Medium rare : 70 minutes Well done : 90 minutes 1) Put beef into a large roasting tin 2) Brush with oil 3) Mix mustard, salt and pepper with a little water to make a paste 4) Rub meat with paste 5) Roast in the center for 20 mins reduce heat to (190°C), (375°F), Gas Mark 5 6) Wash, peel and halve potatoes, put into a pan 7) Cover with lightly salted water and boil for 10 minutes 8) Remove and place in oven around meat, cover with fat (Another roasting tin can be used if needed, cover bottom and potatoes with fat) 9) Roast potatoes for 60/70 minutes until crisp and golden 10) Coast with fat from meat every 20 minutes Serve: with Yorkshire Pudding and Hor

Roast Turkey With Giblet Gravy
Glaze this turkey with a plum or red currant jelly glaze, or leave it plain. INGREDIENTS: * 1 turkey, 10 to 14 pounds * salt and pepper * butter * chunks of carrots and celery, to make rack * Plum Glaze, optional, recipe below * . * Giblet Gravy * turkey giblets * 2 to 3 tablespoons flour * 2 to 3 cups water and chicken broth * salt and pepper, to taste PREPARATION: Wash turkey inside and out; remove giblets and set aside. Lightly salt and pepper all over and inside. If desired, cut a tablespoon or two of cold butter into small pieces and slide under the skin, using your finger or a wooden spoon handle to gently loosen skin at the same time.Rub a little oil on the skin. Cut a few carrots and celery sticks into large chunks and place in a roasting pan to form a rack, or use a lightly oiled roasting rack. Place turkey on the vegetable chunks or rack. Fold wings under the turkey; tie drumsticks together with twine if not alread

Roasted Garlic And Parmesan Pasta With Chicken
Roasted Garlic and Parmesan Pasta with Chicken With garlic and parmesan French bread Just thought id share this with you this is what you need. 1 jar Prego Roasted Garlic and Parmesan pasta sauce 1 bag pasta (anything you like) 4 to 5 boneless skinless chicken breast Some grated parmesan cheese for topping and the bread Some garlic salt Butter Salt Pepper Preheat oven to 400 degrees f. Place chicken on a backing sheet season with salt and pepper bake for about 30mins Cook your pasta to the point you like While letting the pasta sauce heat in other pan Let the chicken cool just so you can touch it then cut it in to chucks Place in a big bowl with the pasta sauce and pasta when it is done and strained then toss together tell it is all coated. (Serve) For garlic and parmesan French bread With your oven still at 400 cut your French bread in half long way Place on a cookie sheet In a small bowl combine about 2Tbls of butter with e

Roast Goose With Baked Apples
Ingredients: 8 firm medium apples, cored 1 cup mashed cooked sweet potatoes 1/4 cup packed brown sugar 2 tablespoons melted butter 1/4 teaspoon salt Dash of pepper 1 whole wild goose, 6 to 8 pounds Seasoned salt Salt and pepper 1 carrot, cut into 1-inch pieces 1 stalk celery, cut into 1-inch pieces 1 medium onion, cut into 8 pieces Apple brandy Directions: Remove a thin strip of peel from the top of each apple. In medium mixing bowl, combine remaining apple ingredients and mix well. Stuff apples with sweet potato mixture, mounding on top. Place in shallow baking dish. Set apples aside. Heat oven to 325 F. Pat goose dry with paper towels. Sprinkle cavity lightly with seasoned salt, salt and pepper. Place carrot, celery, and onion in cavity. Tie drumsticks across cavity. Tuck wing tips behind back. Place, breast side up, on rack in roasting pan. Sprinkle outside of goose with seasoned salt, salt and pepper. Roast, basting frequently with pan juices and sprinkling oc

Roast Pork With Raspberry Sauce
Ingredients 1 pork, boneless loin roast 1 teaspoon salt 1 teaspoon pepper, black ground 1 teaspoon sage, dried 12 ounce(s) raspberries, frozen 1 1/2 cup(s) sugar 1/4 teaspoon cloves, ground 1/4 teaspoon ginger, ground 1/4 teaspoon nutmeg, ground 1/4 cup(s) cornstarch 1 tablespoon lemon juice 1 tablespoon butter Preparation Heat oven to 350 degrees F. Sprinkle roast with salt, pepper and sage. Place roast on rack in shallow roasting pan. Roast for 1-1/2 to 2 hours or until meat thermometer registers 155 degrees F. Meanwhile, drain raspberries; reserve liquid, adding water to make 3/4 cup, if necessary. Combine 1/2 cup raspberry liquid with sugar, vinegar, cloves, ginger and nutmeg in a medium saucepan. Bring to a boil. Reduce heat; simmer, uncovered, 10 minutes. Blend cornstarch and remaining 1/4 cup liquid; add to saucepan. Cook over medium heat, stirring constantly, 1 minute or until thickened. Stir in raspberries, lemon juice, butter and food coloring. Place

Roast Chicken With Rosemary
Original recipe yield: 6 servings PREP TIME 10 Min COOK TIME 2 Hrs READY IN 2 Hrs 10 Min PHOTO BY: Allrecipes US METRIC SERVINGS About scaling and conversions INGREDIENTS * 1 (3 pound) whole chicken, rinsed * salt and pepper to taste * 1 small onion, quartered * 1/4 cup chopped fresh rosemary DIRECTIONS 1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). 2. Season chicken with salt and pepper to taste. Stuff with the onion and rosemary. Place chicken in a 9x13 inch baking dish or roasting dish. 3. Roast in the preheated oven for 2 to 2 1/2 hours, or until chicken is cooked through and juices run clear. Cooking time will vary a bit depending on the size of the bird. Wine Tip Try with a California Sauvignon Blanc . number of stars READ REVIEWS (227) * REVIEW/RATE THIS RECIPE * SAVE TO RECIPE BOX * ADD TO SHOPPING LIST * ADD A PERSONAL NOTE * POST A RECIPE PHOTO * POST A FAVORITE FOODS LI

Roasted Quartered Chicken And Shallots
Ingredients Serves 4 * 1 tablespoon unsalted butter, softened * 4 pounds chicken quarters, skin on * Coarse salt and freshly ground pepper * 4 large shallots, peeled and halved lengthwise Directions 1. Preheat oven to 450 degrees. Lightly brush a rimmed baking sheet and the chicken pieces with butter. Lay chicken, skin side up, on sheet; season with 2 teaspoons salt and the pepper. 2. Roast chicken 20 minutes. Remove from oven. Carefully arrange shallots, cut side down, around chicken; season shallots with salt and pepper. Return to oven. Continue roasting, basting chicken occasionally with pan juices, until an instant-read thermometer inserted into thickest part of the thigh (avoiding bone) registers 165 degrees and shallots are tender and caramelized, about 20 minutes more. Transfer to a platter; loosely tent with foil. Let stand 10 minutes before serving.

Roasted Chicken With Cheese Tortellini
Ingredients Makes 4 servings * 1 3 1/2- to 4-pound organic whole chicken, rinsed, patted dry, neck reserved * Coarse salt * 5 garlic clove, peeled * 2 fresh thyme * 2 day-old bread, cut into 1-inch cubes * 3 tablespoons unsalted butter, cut into small cubes, room temperature * 8 ounces store-bought cheese tortellini Directions 1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees;. Remove wing tips from chicken and place in a small roasting pan along with neck; set aside. Season cavity of chicken with salt; stuff with garlic, thyme, and bread, making sure to cover opening with some of the bread. Spread butter evenly under the skin, covering the breast meat. Truss chicken with kitchen twine, and season with salt. Transfer chicken, breast-side up, to roasting pan on top of neck and wing tips. Roast, basting frequently, until juices run clear, 1 to 1 1/2 hours. 2. Remove chicken from pan; let cool. Place roasting pan on stove over medium-high heat. Add 1/2 cu

Roasted Garlic Turkey Burgers With Portobello Mushrooms
Roasted Garlic Turkey Burgers with Portobello Mushrooms For these delicious turkey burgers, cloves of garlic are browned in olive oil, which mellows their bite and imparts a deep, savory flavor. Warning: You may never make regular hamburgers again! Servings: 4 Ingredients: * 1 tablespoon olive oil * 6 cloves garlic, peeled * 1 red onion, thinly sliced * 6 ounces Portobello mushroom, thinly sliced * 1 tablespoon balsamic vinegar * 1 pound ground turkey * 1 tablespoon Dijon mustard * 1 teaspoon dried rosemary, crushed * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 1/2 teaspoon pepper * 4 sourdough French rolls * 3 tablespoons blue cheese, crumbled Directions: Prepare the grill for direct-heat cooking and remove the grate. In a nonstick skillet over medium-high heat, heat the oil. Add the garlic cloves and cook until lightly browned. Turn the cloves as needed to brown evenly. Remove to a cutting board to cool, leaving the oil in the s

Roast Beef With Carrots And Potatoes
1 roast (beef) Peeled carrots (fresh) Peeled white potatoes Yellow onions Wash roast, then rub meat with Accent. Sprinkle garlic powder, a little Lawrey salt, a little tenderizer and black pepper. Place meat in cooking bag or wrap with foil. Put carrots, potatoes and onions in bag. Cook slow. Flavor goes through. Bake at 300 degrees.

Roast Beef Tenderloin
Rub cut clove of garlic over a 4 to 6 lb. beef tenderloin. 4 to 6 lb. beef tenderloin. Remove surface fat and connective tissues. Rub cut clove of garlic over the tenderloin. Brush the meat with bacon fat and roast at 450 degrees for 45 to 50 minutes or internal temperature of 140. A hot oven gives a crusty outside and rare pink inside. If necessary, baste during roasting. 1/2 lb. mushrooms sauteed in butter is nice with the roast when served.

Roast Peppered Rib Eye Of Beef
Trim the fat from a 6 pound boneless rib eye of beef. Mix together 1/2 cup coarsely cracked pepper and 1/2 teaspoon ground cardamom. Spread the mixture thoroughly over the beef and press it in with the palm of the hand. Marinate the beef overnight in a mixture of 1 cup soy sauce, 3/4 cup vinegar, 1 tablespoon tomato paste, 1 teaspoon paprika, and 1/2 teaspoon garlic powder Wrap the beef in aluminum foil and roast it in a slow oven (300 degrees) for 2 hours for medium rare. Serves 6 to 8.

Roasted Rack Of Lamb With Artichokes
Yield: 4 servings 1 lemon, quartered 4 artichokes 1 pound Jerusalem artichokes (sunchokes)*, peeled and cut into 1-inch wedges 4 medium red onions, cut into 6 wedges - leaving enough of root ends to keep wedges intact. 16 unpeeled garlic cloves plus 1 tbsp. finely chopped garlic 2 tbsp. plus 2 tsp. extra-virgin olive oil 2 frenched racks of lamb** (8 ribs about 1 1/4 lbs. each) trimmed of all but a thin layer of fat. 3 Tbsp. fresh oregano leaves or 2 tsp, dried oregano, crumbled 1/2 tsp. kosher salt (coarse) 2 tsp. freshly ground pepper 1/2 cup chicken broth *available at specialty produce markets and many supermarkets ** available by request from butchers Into a bowl of water, squeeze juice from 2 lemon quarters, dropping squeezed quarters into water. Break off and discard stem from 1 artichoke. Bend back outer leaves until they snap off close to base and remove several more layers of leaves until pale inner leaves are reached. Trim base and sides of artichoke wi

Roast Chicken In Lemon - Rosemary Marinade
Out of many recipes for roast or grilled chicken, this remains my all-time favorite. It's easy to prepare ahead of time, and the lemon juice gives the chicken a piquant, crispy taste that rivals that of any butter-basted bird. 1 whole lemon, halved 4 sprigs fresh rosemary. FOR THE MARINADE: 2/3 c. freshly squeezed lemon juice 2 tbsp. olive oil 3 tbsp. crushed black peppercorns or coarsely ground pepper 4 tbsp. fresh, chopped rosemary or 2 tbsp. dried Combine all ingredients for the marinade. Pour over the chicken and marinate in the refrigerator for at least 3 hours, or overnight. Place the lemon halves and rosemary sprigs in the cavity of the chicken if a whole bird is used. Roast chicken in a 425 degree oven for 15 minutes per pound. Do not open oven or baste chicken during roasting. If chicken is to be grilled, grill for approximately 20 minutes, turning once. Legs and thighs should be grilled an additional 5 minutes or until meat is not pink. Serves 4.

Roasted Chicken With Honey-rum Glaze (pollo Asado Con Glaceado De Ron Y Miel De Abejas)
INGREDIENTS: 1 3 to 3-1/2 pound chicken Adobo to taste 2 tablespoons golden rum or spiced rum 1/4 cup honey1 Preheat the oven to 400 F. Season the chicken with the adobo and set aside. Combine the rum and honey and brush the chicken with a light coat of the glaze. Sprinkle more adobo over the chicken. Place the chicken in a roasting pan and cover with aluminum foil. 2 Bake for 20 minutes. Remove the foil and brush the chicken again with the glaze. Bake, uncovered, for 30 minutes more, brushing the chicken with glaze every 10 minutes. Let the chicken cool a little before carving.

Roasted Chicken Stuffed With Mofongo (pollo Asado Relleno Con Mofongo
INGREDIENTS: 1 whole 3 to 3-1/2 pound chicken 2 tablespoons Adobo 2 tablespoons corn oil 1 recipe traditional Mofongo 1/2 cup chicken broth 1 Preheat the oven to 350 F. Season the chicken with the adobo and brush with oil. Combine the chicken broth with the mofongo and mix until it is moist. (Add more stock if needed.) Stuff the chicken and loosely sew up the opening. 2 Bake for about 1-1/2 hours, or until the meat is very tender.

Roast Pork Loin In Beer Sauce
Roast Pork Loin in Beer Sauce Marinade: 1/2 cup Dijon mustard 1 large onion, chopped 1/2 cup honey 3 cups beer (not dark), preferably German 3 1/2-pound boneless pork loin, tied (3 to 3 1/2 inches wide) 2 tablespoons vegetable oil a beurre manié, made by rubbing together 1 tablespoon softened unsalted butter & 1 tablespoon all-purpose flour Directions: Make marinade: In a large saucepan stir together marinade ingredients. Bring marinade just to a boil, stirring (marinade will rise and foam), and remove pan from heat. In a blender, puree marinade in 2 batches, transferring it as pureed to bowl. Cool marinade to room temperature and spoon off any remaining foam. In a large heavy resalable plastic bag combine pork and marinade and seal bag, pressing out any excess air. Put bag in a baking pan and marinate pork, chilled, turning bag once or twice, at least 8 hours and up to 24. Let pork in marinade comes to room temperature, about 40 minutes. Trans

Roasted New Potatoes
Makes: 6 servings Prep Time: 30 minutes Cook Time: 45 minutes Ready In: 1 hour, 15 minutes Store potatoes in a cool, dark place with ventilation and they will keep for weeks. My parents had a shed (all dark and cool) which we used to store our crop for the winter. I can still remember the smell of the soil of the potatoes that ended up in the shed and of course the one potato that would spoil and give off an aroma that made it easy to find; so we could easily discard it. Do NOT store them in the refridgerator or they will turn brown and have develop a strange flavor. Aim for 45-50 degrees F, warmer and the potatoes will sprout and shrivel. Light causes potatoes to turn green, which imparts a bitter taste. You can store an apple with a potato to help prevent it from sprouting. How to prepare: Scrub exterior gently if they are to be cooked unpeeled. bake, boil, deep-fry, fry, puree, roast, steam, stew. Matches well with: bacon, basil, butter, caviar, cayenne, celery root, chard, ch

Roasted Pork Tenderloin And Vegetables
Roasted Pork Tenderloin is surrounded with tender vegetables in this easy one dish meal. INGREDIENTS: * 1 pound pork tenderloin * 1/2 teaspoon seasoned salt * 2 onions, cut into wedges * 3 carrots, cut into chunks * 2 Yukon gold potatoes, cut into wedges * 1/2 teaspoon dried Italian seasoning * 2 tablespoons butter PREPARATION: Preheat oven to 425 degrees F. In 9x13" pan, place pork tenderloin and sprinkle with seasoned salt. Arrange vegetables around pork, then dot with butter and sprinkle with Italian seasoning. Bake, uncovered, at 425 degrees F for 35 minutes.Then cover pan with foil and bake 10-15 minutes longer until pork is cooked and vegetables are tender.

Roast Duckling *romantic Dinner For 2*
INGREDIENTS: * 1 frozen duckling, thawed * 2 oranges, peeled * salt and pepper * 3 tablespoons fresh orange juice * 3 tablespoons champagne * 3 egg yolks * 2 cups heavy cream * salt and pepper * orange segments for garnish PREPARATION: Wash duck and pat dry inside and out. Stuff with peeled oranges. Prick skin all over with fork. Season lightly with salt and pepper. Place on rack in roasting pan. Roast in a preheated 350° oven for 30 to 35 minutes per pound.Remove and cut into 4 sections; discard orange pulp. Arrange on a hot serving platter and keep warm while preparing sauce. Place cream and egg yolks in a shallow pan; heat gently. Add orange juice and champagne a little at a time. Add a little salt to taste. Allow sauce to come to a simmer; continue to heat for 15 seconds. Do not boil. Pour sauce over duck and garnish with fresh orange sections. Serves 2.

The Roast Beef Poboy
20 min 5 min prep Change to: servings US Metric 1 large crusty loaf French bread 1 tablespoon butter 3 lbs real slow cooked beef (like Louisiana Roast Beef or Daube French Style) 1 cup au jus sauce (juices from cooking roast beef) or beef stock 1 teaspoon vegetable oil, heaping 1 teaspoon all-purpose flour, heaping 1/4 cup mayonnaise 2 cups iceberg lettuce, largely shredded 1/4 cup kosher dill pickle slices 1 large steak tomato, sliced (ripe or red) Not the one? See other The Roast Beef Poboy (And How to Make Any Poboy) Recipes * < 30 mins Sandwiches * Creole Sandwiches * Beef Roast Sandwiches * Savory Sandwiches 1. Heat oven to 400°F. 2. Cut french loaf in half lengthwise and place in oven for 4-5 minutes or until LIGHTY toasted. Spread butter on both the inside halves of toasted bread. It should melt on hot bread. 3. In a sauce pan whisk the vegetable oil with the flour on med-high heat for about 5 minutes or until just ligh

Roasted Garlic
Roasted garlic can be prepared easily at home. The store-bought varieties tend to have lost a lot of their flavor by the time they are purchased. Pre-heat your oven to 400. Loosely wrap whole garlic bulbs (skin on), a little olive oil, a dash of salt and a few grinds of fresh pepper in aluminum foil. Place on a cookie sheet and bake for 45 minutes. Cool slightly and squeeze the garlic from its skin. Place in a covered container and refrigerate until needed.

Roast Beef With Horseradish Sauce
Roast Beef with Horseradish Sauce 1/2 cup whipping cream 1/3 cup A.1. Original Steak Sauce 1/4 cup chopped green onions 3 Tbsp. KRAFT Prepared Horseradish 1 beef eye round roast (2 lb.) Salt and pepper (optional) PREHEAT oven to 325°F. Beat whipping cream with electric mixer on high speed until soft peaks form; set aside. Mix steak sauce, onions and horseradish in medium bowl. Add whipped cream; stir gently until well blended. Cover. Refrigerate until ready to use. SEASON meat with salt and pepper; place in roasting pan. BAKE 45 minutes to 1 hour 15 minutes or until cooked through. Cut meat into thin slices. Serve with whipped cream mixture. Let roast stand, covered loosely with foil, at room temperature for 10 to 15 minutes after removing from oven to retain the meat juices and make carving easier.

Roast Turkey With Sausage-apple Stuffing
Prep Time: 30 min ; Start to Finish: 5 hr Makes: 12 servings Holiday turkey can't get any better than with this flavorful stuffing that's perfectly seasoned and dotted with apples and raisins. 1/2 lb. bulk pork sausage 1/2 cup chopped onion 1/2 cup chopped celery 8 cups (about 14 oz.) unseasoned stuffing cubes 2 tablespoons finely chopped fresh parsley 2 teaspoons poultry seasoning 1 teaspoon salt 1/4 teaspoon pepper 1/4 cup margarine or butter, melted 2 cups chopped peeled apples 2/3 cup raisins 2 cups chicken broth or water 1 (10 to 12-lb.) whole turkey 1 . Heat oven to 325°F. In small skillet, brown pork sausage with onion and celery. Do not drain. 2 . In large bowl, combine stuffing cubes, parsley, poultry seasoning, salt, pepper and margarine; mix well. Add apples, raisins, broth and sausage mixture with drippings; mix well. 3 . Remove and discard neck and giblets from turkey. Rinse turkey inside and out with cold water; pat dry with paper tow

Roast Bourbon & Mustard Glazed Turkey
12 to 14 pounds Honeysuckle White Whole Turkey Salt and pepper to taste Cornbread Stuffing 3/4 cup bourbon 1/4 cup Dijon, plus 2 teapoons (or spicy brown mustard) 1/4 cup brown sugar, packed 2 tablespoons cornstarch Giblet Stock: 1 package giblets and neck, from turkey 1 teaspoon vegetable oil (preferably canola) 1 medium onion, chopped 1 medium carrot, chopped 3 1/2 cups chicken stock 2 cloves garlic, unpeeled 2 to 4 sprigs fresh parsley (a few sprigs fresh thyme or 1/2 teaspoon dry) 8 whole peppercorns 1. Preheat oven to 325 degrees F. Place a lightly oiled rack on the bottom of a large roasting pan. Lightly oil a 2-quart baking dish. 2. Remove giblets and neck from turkey cavity and reserve for the stock. (Discard the liver.) Remove any visible fat from the turkey. Rinse it inside and out with cold water and pat dry. Season the cavity with salt and pepper. 3. Spoon about half the corn bread stuffing into the turkey and neck cavities, securing the neck ca

Roast Turkey
RECIPE INGREDIENTS: 1 14- to 16-lb. turkey, fresh or defrosted 2 carrots, peeled 2 celery stalks 1 small onion, quartered 11 cups stuffing Salt and pepper to taste 2 cups low-sodium chicken broth or water Fresh herbs and orange slices 1. Heat the oven to 325 degrees. Rinse the turkey with cold water and blot dry, inside and out, with a paper towel. Place the neck, giblets, carrots, celery, and onion in a large roasting pan and arrange the turkey on top, breast-side up. 2. Loosely pack the stuffing in the neck cavity and inside the body. Fold the wings back and under the body of the turkey. Fold the neck skin under to enclose the stuffing and tie the legs together with butcher's twine. 3. Season the turkey with salt and pepper. Pour the broth into the roasting pan. Roast for 3 3/4 to 4 1/2 hours, basting frequently and tenting the turkey with aluminum foil two thirds of the way through the cooking process. 4. Test for doneness with a meat thermometer. The tempe

Roastid Guinea Pig
Roasted Guinea Pig skinned, gutted and charcoal roasted on a spit. They are just a snack really, and you should get at least 3-4 for a full meal. You eat Guinea Pig just the same a squirrel, starting with the hams, and working your way forward, making sure to scrape all the meat off of the ribs.

Roasted Vegetable Soup
I think I've come up with the world's greatest vegetable soup. I'm telling you this as much as anything because I can't find a pen and I need a place to write this down in case I forget it. If you're interested, though, give this a crack. It won't let you down:- Ingredients: ------------ 2 large carrots 2 small leeks 1 medium/large onion 1 medium/large rooster potato, peeled and diced 8 radishes Half a punnet mushrooms 250g (9oz) Lentils 1 tin chopped tomatoes 2 vegetable stock cubes 2 tsp crushed garlic 2 tsp crushed jalapeno chillis 4 tsp tarragon, chopped finely 1 tsp black pepper 1 tsp salt 1 large knob of butter Directions: ----------- - Fairly coarsely slice the carrots, leeks, onion and mushrooms. Finely slice the radishes. Place in a roasting tray, preferably without it all overlapping too much. - Melt the butter and add to the vegetables. Turn them over and mix them to coat. - Place in the oven at 200C (400F) until the veg has all started to brown (30

Roasted Chicken With Paprika And Garlic
Serves 4–6 / My sister-in-law Margie makes this chicken for Friday night Shabbat dinners and Sunday night family get-togethers. For a complete meal, roast chunks of butternut squash and small, quartered potatoes alongside the chicken. 1 roasting chicken, 4–5 pounds 1 small apple 1 small onion, peeled 3 tablespoons canola oil 1 tablespoon paprika 1 teaspoon ground cumin 1 teaspoon kosher salt 1 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper 3 tablespoons coarse garlic granules Rosemary sprigs, for garnish 1. Preheat oven to 375º. Rinse chicken and pat dry. Place chicken on a rack in a 9x13-inch roasting pan. Quarter the apple and onion and place chunks in chicken cavity. 2. Stir oil, paprika, cumin, salt, pepper, and garlic granules in a small bowl to form a paste. Rub paste all over chicken. Roast chicken for 60–90 minutes, or until juices run clear when thigh is pierced with a knife. Transfer to a serving platter and let rest for 15 minutes before carving. Garn

Roasted Wild Turkey
wild turkey, 8-10 pounds Salt and pepper to taste 2 small apples, sliced in half 1 medium onion, cut in half 2 stalks celery, sliced 1 teaspoon sage 6-8 slices bacon Melted bacon fat Preheat oven for 20 minutes at 325F. Sprinkle turkey inside and out with salt and pepper. Place apples, onions and celery slices into the cavity. Sprinkle inside of the cavity with salt, pepper, and sage. Pull legs upward and tie them together with a string. Turn the wings under the bird and secure with toothpicks or a small skewer. Place turkey breast up on a rack in a roasting pan. Cover breast with bacon slices and a cheesecloth soaked in melted bacon fat. Roast in the preheated oven 20 to 25 minutes per pound or until the joints move freely. Baste often with pan juices. Remove from oven and let stand 10-15 minutes before carving. Serves 8 to 10 http://ppisces17.ning.com/profile/2dso0jfli7ve3 I AM INVITING YOU TO COME AND JOIN ME AT MY NATIVE PRIDE NING PAGE I AM THE OWNE

Roasted Asparagus And Mushrooms
INGREDIENTS * 1 bunch fresh asparagus, trimmed * 1/2 pound fresh mushrooms, quartered * 2 sprigs fresh rosemary, minced * 2 teaspoons olive oil * kosher salt to taste * freshly ground black pepper to taste DIRECTIONS 1. Preheat oven to 450 degrees F (230 degrees C). Lightly spray a cookie sheet with vegetable cooking spray. 2. Place the asparagus and mushrooms in a bowl. Drizzle with the olive oil, then season with rosemary, salt, and pepper; toss well. Lay the asparagus out on the prepared pan in an even layer. Roast in the preheated oven until the asparagus is tender, about 15 minutes.

Roasted Chicken With Sage Dressing
2 C. unseasoned dry bread cubes 1/2 C. chopped onion 1/4 C. chopped fresh parsley 3 T. chopped fresh sage 1 egg, beaten 3/4 C. chicken broth 1 (3 to 4 lb.) roasting chicken Melted butter or margarine (optional) In a large bowl, combine bread cubes, onion, parsley, sage and the egg. Add enough broth until stuffing is moistened and holds together. Stuff loosely into chicken. Fasten with skewers to close. Place with breast side up on a shallow rack in roasting pan. Brush with butter if desired. Bake, uncovered, at 375ºF for 1 3/4 to 2 1/4 hours or until juices run clear. Baste several times with pan juices or butter. Prepare gravy if desired. Diabetic Exchanges: One serving (prepared with egg substitute and l ow−sodium chicken broth, without butter or margarine, and skin removed after baking) equals 4 lean meat, 2 starch, 1 vegetable 359 calories, 128 mg sodium, 85 mg cholesterol, 26 gm carbohydrate, 42 gm protein, 8 gm fat

Roasted Vegetables
2 medium potatoes, peeled and cut into 1/2−inch cubes 2 medium carrots, cut into 1/2−inch slices 1 large zucchini, cut into 1/2−inch slices 1 large sweet red pepper, cut into 1−inch pieces 1 tablespoon olive or vegetable oil 1 teaspoon each dried basil and oregano OR 1 tablespoon each minced fresh basil and oregano 1/2 teaspoon salt (optional) 1/4 teaspoon pepper 2 garlic cloves, minced In a mixing bowl, combine the first 4 ingredients. Combine the remaining ingredients; drizzle over vegetables. Stir to coat. Transfer to an ungreased 13 x 9−inch baking dish. Bake, uncovered, at 375ºF for 30 to 35 minutes or until tender. Serves 6. Nutritional Analysis: One 3/4−cup serving (prepared without salt) equals: 80 calories, 13 mg sodium, 0 cholesterol, 14 gm carbohydrate, 2 gm protein, 3 gm fat Diabetic Exchanges: 1 vegetable, 1/2 starch, 1/2 fat

Roast
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Roasted Chicken Thighs W/ Brussels Sprout Pasta.
I just made this, it tasted awesome and you can either feed a ton of people with it or eat it for over a week. I live alone, so that means I don't have to cook for the next nine days. Score! Ingredients: pack of chicken thighs, around 10 3 tbs. mayo 1 tsp. spicy mustard Worcestershire sauce hot sauce dried rosemary dried thyme dried parsley salt & pepper 1 lg. onion, chopped or sliced 1 lb. Brussels sprouts, sliced 1 1/2 tbs. extra virgin olive oil 1 1/2 tbs. butter 1 tsp. allspice 1 tsp. dried sage 1 bag shredded mozzarella Preheat oven to 400 degress. Mix mayo, mustard, Worcestershire sauce, hot sauce, rosemary, thyme, parsley, and salt and pepper in a bowl. Smear on chicken and put skin side down in a metal baking pan. Cover with foil and bake 1 hour. Remove foil, flip chicken skin side up, and bake an additional 20 mins. Start boiling water for pasta. Heat skillet over medium-high heat, put in oil and butter. Saute onions until soft, then add brus

Roast Beef With Gravy
From: Campbell's Kitchen Prep: 5 minutes Cook: 1 hour 5 minutes Serves: 8 Ingredients: 3 1/2- to 4-pound boneless beef bottom round roasts or chuck pot roast 1 3/4 cups Swanson® Beef Stock 3 tbsp. all-purpose flour Directions: Place the beef into a roasting pan. Roast at 350°F. for about 1 hour or until the beef is cooked through, basting occasionally with 1/2 cup stock. Remove the beef from the pan and keep warm. Pour off any fat, reserving 1 tablespoon drippings. Stir the drippings and flour in the roasting pan. Gradually stir in the remaining stock. Cook and stir over medium heat until the mixture boils and thickens. Season to taste, if desired. Serve the gravy with the beef.

Roasted Dijon & Apple Glazed Turkey With Fruited Stuffing
From: Campbell's Kitchen Prep: 20 minutes Cook: 5 hours Serves: 12 Ingredients: 3 cups Swanson® Chicken Stock 2 small Granny Smith apples, chopped (about 2 cups) 1 medium onion, chopped (about 1/2 cup) 1 pkg. (14 ounces) Pepperidge Farm® Sage & Onion Stuffing 1 cup apple cider or juice 1/2 cup packed brown sugar 1/4 cup coarse-grain Dijon-style mustard 12 -to 14 -pound turkey 2 tbsp. oil 2 cans (10 1/2 ounces each) Campbell's® Turkey Gravy Directions: Heat 2 1/2 cups stock, apples and onion in a 3-quart saucepan over medium-high heat to a boil. Reduce the heat to low. Cover and cook for 5 minutes or until the onion is tender. Add the stuffing and stir lightly to coat. Heat the remaining stock, cider, brown sugar and mustard in a 2-quart saucepan over medium-high heat to a boil. Reduce the heat to medium. Cook for 8 minutes or until the glaze is reduced by one-third. Remove the package of the giblets and neck from the turkey cavity. Rinse the turkey with

Roast Turkey With Sausage Stuffing
Prep Time: 15 min Total Time: 3 hr 30 min Makes: 16 servings What You Need 1 frozen whole turkey (10 lb.), thawed 1 lb. pork sausage 1-1/2 cups hot water 2 pkg. (6 oz. each) STOVE TOP Stuffing Mix for Turkey Make It HEAT oven to 325°F. Do not stuff turkey until ready to roast. BROWN sausage; drain, reserving 1/2 cup drippings. Stir hot water into reserved drippings in large bowl. Add stuffing mix and cooked sausage; stir just until moistened. Stuff neck and body cavities lightly with stuffing. Truss turkey; place, breast-side up, on rack in large roasting pan sprayed with cooking spray. Place any extra stuffing in separate lightly sprayed covered baking dish. BAKE 3 to 3-1/4 hours or until internal temperature of thigh is 180°F and breast and center of stuffing are 165°F. Bake any extra stuffing with turkey during last 30 min. of turkey baking time. Kraft Kitchens Tips Serving Suggestion Balance this special occasion entree with smart side dishes. For

Roast Stuffed Chicken
Prep Time: 10 min Total Time: 1 hr 50 min Makes: 10 servings What You Need 1-1/2 cups hot water 3 Tbsp. margarine or butter, cut up 1 pkg. (6 oz.) STOVE TOP Stuffing Mix for Chicken 1 roasting chicken or capon (5 lb.) 1/4 tsp. dried thyme leaves or dried tarragon leaves Make It PREHEAT oven to 325°F. Mix hot water and margarine in large bowl until margarine is melted. Add stuffing mix; stir just until moistened. Set aside. (Do not stuff chicken until ready to bake.) STUFF chicken lightly with prepared stuffing; close openings with skewers and string. Place, breast-side up, on rack in baking pan; sprinkle with thyme. BAKE 1 hour 40 min. or until chicken is cooked through (180°F) and stuffing is heated through (165ºF), basting occasionally with the pan juices. Kraft Kitchens Tips Serving Suggestion Serve with sauteed vegetables and a glass of fat-free milk. Variation Substitute a 3- to 4-lb. roasting chicken for the 5-lb. roasting chicken; stuff as d

Roasted Pears With Blue Cheese
Ingredients 3 ripe but firm Anjou pears Freshly squeezed lemon juice (3 lemons) 3 ounces coarsely crumbled sharp blue cheese such as Stilton 1/4 cup dried cranberries 1/4 cup walnut halves, toasted and chopped 1/2 cup apple cider 3 tablespoons port 1/3 cup light brown sugar, lightly packed 1/4 cup good olive oil 6 ounces baby arugula Kosher salt Directions Preheat the oven to 375 degrees F. Peel the pears and slice them lengthwise into halves. With a small sharp paring knife and a melon baller, remove the core and seeds from each pear, leaving a round well for the filling. Trim a small slice away from the rounded sides of each pear half so that they will sit in the baking dish without wobbling. Toss the pears with some lemon juice to prevent them from turning brown. Arrange them, core side up, in a baking dish large enough to hold the pears snugly. Gently toss the crumbled blue cheese, dried cranberries, and walnuts together in a small bowl. Divide the mi

Roasted Carrot And Chicken Salad
Prep Time:20 min Start to Finish:25 min makes:4 servings 1 lb large carrots, peeled and cut into 1/2-inch diagonal slices (2 cups) 1 tablespoon packed brown sugar 2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper 2 boneless skinless chicken breasts, cut into thin slices (about 12 oz) 1/4 cup snipped fresh chives or sliced scallion greens 1 tablespoon + 1 teaspoon cider vinegar 1 medium shallot, thinly sliced 2 cups baby arugula 1 bunch watercress, tough stems removed 1 1/2 cups halved red seedless grapes 2 tablespoons unsalted shelled chopped pistachios 1. Heat oven to 325°F. Spray 11x 9-inch rectangular baking pan and a rimmed baking sheet with olive oil cooking spray. 2. Place carrots in baking pan. Sprinkle with sugar, 1 teaspoon of olive oil and 1/8 teaspoon each of the salt and pepper. Toss to coat well. Roast, stirring several times, 25 minutes or until carrots are tender and lightly golden at edges. 3. About 5 min

Roasted Red Pepper Pasta Sauce
I made this the other night, nice break from tomatoes. 5 roasted red peppers (jarred or fresh), I roast my own, the jarred ones don't taste the same, but I'm also a fresh produce Nazi 1 onion, diced 2 garlic cloves, minced salt & pepper 1/4 tsp hot red pepper flakes extra virgin olive oil 1/2 cup white wine grated parmesan Saute onions in large skillet over medium heat in the oil until transparent. Add garlic and hot pepper flakes, cook for another two minutes or so. Add wine and bring to simmer. Cut roasted peppers into bite size pieces (skin them first if you're doing the roasting yourself) and add to skillet. Season with salt & pepper. Cover and simmer 15 mins. Pour into food processor and pulse until peppers are in small pieces, don't paste them. Pour over pasta and top with parmesan.

Roasting, A Good Idea?
I've been thinking about this. Would it be a good idea, once a week or so, to roast one of the mummers here in a blog? Do you think other mummers would be for it? Can mummers stay in a blog that doesnt have boobs in the title for more than 5mins? And if so, who should we roast first?

Roasted Butternut Squash Bisque (that's Right, I Said Bisque Bitches)
Many of you know that I like to cook. With winter fast approaching I thought I'd share one of my favorites. This one gets me rave compliments when I make a batch... enjoy! Roasted Butternut Squash Bisque 1 whole butternut squash (about 3 pounds) 2-3 tablespoons olive oil 1 medium sweet onion-minced 2 cloves garlic-minced 3 stalks celery-minced 3 tablespoons bu

Roasted Potatoes, Carrots, Parsnips And Brussels Sprouts
Total Time:1 hr 0 minPrep20 minCook40 minYield:6 servingsIngredients1/3 cup extra-virgin olive oil3 medium carrots (about 3/4 pound), cut into 1 1/2-inch thick circles1 1/2 cups Brussels sprouts (about 1/2 pound), halved4 cups red bliss potatoes (about 1 pound), cut into 1 1/2-inch thick slices3 medium parsnips (about1 pound), cut into 1 1/2-inch thick slices1 cup sweet potatoes (about 1 pound), cut into 1 1/2-inch thick slices1 tablespoon dried oregano1 tablespoon dried rosemary1 teaspoon dried thyme1 teaspoon dried basil1/4 teaspoon sea salt2 tablespoons freshly ground black pepperDirectionsPreheat oven to 400 degrees F.Grease an 11 by 17-inch baking sheet pan with extra-virgin olive oil. Place vegetables in baking sheet and add the dried herbs, salt and pepper. Toss well, evenly coating all the vegetables with the seasonings and oil. Add more oil if the vegetables seem drySpread the vegetables evenly on a large baking sheet. Place on middle rack in oven and bake for 35 to 40 minutes