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Divorcing Jimmy Finally
My heart is broke in two thanks to Jimmy...grrrrr
Tears For Bernie Mac
a teardrops what ever makes me cry whats it mean confused with these tears watching Bernie Mac am laughing so hard the tears are flowing but again tears are flowing tears does mean two things he has always made me cry from laughing so hard i cant see now i never see him no moe that does cause the tears to never see him no moe its terrible to go too early not to fade unnoticed there was something special about Bernie Mac show was a lesson learned comedy to drive it home my teardrop is shed i have shed many before but this was the worst when i was to cry he dried them his comedy was there when i need the worst who will be there when he pass i cry for Bernie Mac
* Chicks * Before * Dicks * !!!
** IF YOU HAD ANYTHING TO DO W/ THIS YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND YOUR NAME HAS BEEN EDITED...UNLESS YOUR NAME SHOWS UP AND IT WOULD BE BECAUSE THE PART YOU HAD IN IT IS REALLY OF NO CONSEQUENCE. TO ANYONE. ** ________________________________________________ Well apparently I'm the new topic of Dominy Hogan's new rants. I believe it's all stemming from the fact that I wouldn't come visit her in Oakland a few weeks ago. She also has ran her cock sucker about Porn too because he mwould'nt drive to nigger town to put it too the OLD NASTY JUNKIE RACE TRAITOR WHORE! She claims to be Proud and White yet she's slept with dirty spicks like Mike Muir and her buddy down the street an Armenian douche bag well just call him Slapnuts! I often wonder how her husband would feel about her sleeping with MUDS? Hope fully she can quit the tweeking and pull the syringe out of her arm long enough to detox and come back to reality. And then the funniest part
I'm in love with a lady who knows how i feel but is still going to marry another guy. @ one point the lady i fall in love with was seeing my ex girlfriend. I'm friends with both but i don't think i can stay that way for ever long time, i see her my heart skips a beat. in a couple of weeks she is going away an she asked my x and me if we would like to follow her. what should i do? this is a first for me.
Theatre Good, Drama Bad
The formula used for the sheep to memorize the basic of Animal Farms Seven Commandments four legs good, two legs bad makes sense since everyone on the set piece of George Orwells 1945 novel IS an animal doesnt make much sense among humans. (Birds on Animal Farm, incidentally, got their wings counted as legs because, to paraphrase Snowball, wings are organs of propulsion and not manipulation, like human hands are.) Nor does most of the drama that can proliferate among us online purveyors. I shouldnt say drama is that bad; Ive always loved acting in plays and monologues growing up and still do I just dont get a lot of opportunity to practice the craft. After my sophomore year at Stetson University, performing on stage partly left a bad taste in my mouth and I needed to buckle down to pursue my degree in social science education. Of course, I still use the skills I learned in theatre (sometimes too much, as my wife will attest) because you dont unlearn how to project
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Jerusalem (from 'milton')
JERUSALEM (from 'Milton') by: William Blake (1757-1827) AND did those feet in ancient time Walk upon England's mountains green? And was the holy Lamb of God On England's pleasant pastures seen? And did the Countenance Divine Shine forth upon our clouded hills? And was Jerusalem builded here Among these dark Satanic Mills? Bring me my bow of burning gold! Bring me my arrows of desire! Bring me my spear! O clouds, unfold! Bring me my chariot of fire! I will not cease from mental fight, Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand, Till we have built Jerusalem In England's green and pleasant land.
Hear The Voice
HEAR THE VOICE by: William Blake (1757-1827) HEAR the voice of the Bard, Who present, past, and future, sees; Whose ears have heard The Holy Word That walk'd among the ancient trees; Calling the lapsd soul, And weeping in the evening dew; That might control The starry pole, And fallen, fallen light renew! 'O Earth, O Earth, return! Arise from out the dewy grass! Night is worn, And the morn Rises from the slumbrous mass. 'Turn away no more; Why wilt thou turn away? The starry floor, The watery shore, Is given thee till the break of day.'
Hold On My Heart--genesis
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Cradle Song
CRADLE SONG by: William Blake (1757-1827) SLEEP, sleep, beauty bright, Dreaming in the joys of night; Sleep, sleep; in thy sleep Little sorrows sit and weep. Sweet babe, in thy face Soft desires I can trace, Secret joys and secret smiles, Little pretty infant wiles. As thy softest limbs I feel, Smiles as of the morning steal O'er thy cheek, and o'er thy breast Where thy little heart doth rest. O the cunning wiles that creep In thy little heart asleep! When thy little heart doth wake, Then the dreadful night shall break.
Faith, Science, And Communication
Well kids, It is I, yet again, here to dance on your foreheads and tantalize your brain. First lets start off with Faith. Yes, that all-important feeling of belief in something, anything that gives us hope.For some, its religion. The belief in a higher power, something that can do things for us and keep us safe, if only in our minds. The reason I bring this up is the LHC. Alot of people, are up in arms about the consequences it could have on religion and faith, as well as science itself. For me, science is a religion. It has its basics tennets, and its own verifiable beliefs. But, no one all powerful being controls anything in science. It is all a system of facts that provide a logical explanation for why things are, the way they are. But, i also have faith in people. Yes, im a sucker for believing in the goodness of the human race. Some woudl say that is a fault, others would call it naive and immature. But its what i believe. Change is constant in this ever-changing world. That i
Join Me
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The Words That Pete Likes
There are several phrases I have a particular fondness for, here are some that come to mind now. Occam's Razor - I brought this up in an earlier blog, so I won't define it again. You may see this as a cheap attempt to get you to go back through my old blogs, and maybe its that, and maybe it's not. Hobson's Choice - which basically states you'll take what's offered or you will take nothing at all. It is reminiscent of Henry Ford's comment "You can have any color you want, as long as it is black. This phrase goes back to Cambridge University, and people who would take horses back home for the weekend, trying to take their favorites whether they were promised to someone else or not. The stable master "Hobson" instituted the policy you will take the horse nearest the door, or none at all. Get Bent - I do not know the origins of this phrase, is it sexual? As in get bent over. Does it refer to some sort of metallurgy like bending steel? I do not know, but I love the simplicity and t
Team 1 Fu-angels , Cari Just Got Her Halo!!!
Wanna Be In An Auction
My Biggest Pimp Out Ever...
~Thank You~ It's amazing how two little words can mean SO much!
Well Im not realy a bloger but maybee I shoudl start doing them.. to help me out with my own mind..... Today I got to sleep in wich was F`in a AWESOME!!!! Now I have to go get a shower and then off to yep thats my blog...
Caa For Texas
Calling all angels please help us to send thoughts' and prayers to all our Texas friends in need. And may God help them to recover quickly and to recieve what is needed to get back to normal. Sunshine and Mare
A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out something 'exciting' and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy the teacher called on walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him what it was. 'It's a period,' he replied. 'I can see that,' said the teacher, 'but what is so 'exciting' about a period?' 'Darned if I know,' he said, 'but this morning my sister was missing one. Mommy fainted, Daddy got mad, and the boy next door joined the Navy.. so what do you think naughty&precioussub fu o/by"Hypnotic Star"& "fu o/of: Inkman876&Lostsoul&I am queen&ilov@ fubar
Remember Them
Turn up your volume too theres a song! .. You stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists...You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes.He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean
It's Amazing... How one person can change your life How a smile from you can erase everything bad How life seems less scary when you're holding my hand. It's Phenomenal... How fate brings two strangers together How I survived before I knew you How, whenever I'm with you it's like a great new adventure. It's Beautiful... How love can be so unconditional How learning about you is like reading my favorite story. How loving you is so easy. And I'm so thankful... That I'm able to know this Amazing Phenomenal Beautiful person And because... I LOVE YOU
I Don't Care Anymore--phil Collins
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'MEET ME IN THE STAIRWELL' You say you will never forget where you were when you heard the news On September 11, 2001. Neither will I. I was on the 110th floor in a smoke filled room with a man who called his wife to say 'Good-Bye.' I held his fingers steady as he dialed. I gave him the peace to say, 'Honey, I am not going to make it, but it is OK..I am ready to go.' I was with his wife when he ca lled as she fed breakfast to their children. I held her up as she tried to understand his words and as she realized he wasn't coming home that night. I was in the stairwell of the 23rd floor when a woman cried out to Me for help. 'I have been knocking on the door of your heart for 50 years!' I said. 'Of course I will show you the way home - only believe in Me now.' I was at the base of the building with the Priest ministering to the injured and devastated souls. I took him home to tend to his Flock in Heaven. He heard my voice and answer
Precious Photos
I want to thank everyone who has viewed my photos. Please continue to do so. I will upload more as I find them. My husband and I have been married for 33years. And I have loved this man for longer than that.But this is probably our last year together.He is dying of cancer. I don't know if he will live to see Christmas. I feel so helpless knowing we have done all we could for him. Renewing our vows was the only present for our anniversary I could give him, that I knew he would love. I am glad I put these photos here, where they can be wiewed and appreciated. He is so precious to me, and it breaks my heart knowing that one day I will have to say good bye. And these precious photos will serve to keep our love fresh in my heart.
I Finally Realized....
~ I finally realized it makes no difference who I am.... I am me and for some this is not enough. ~ I finally realized that it makes no difference if I am their for others because as soon as I need them they are not there for me. ~ I finally realized that no matter what I think about myself that others will always see things differently then I do. ~ I finally realized that one does not always get back what they give to others. ~ I finally realized that if you expect others to react one way then they will most generally react in another. ~ I finally realized that if you expect nothing from people then maybe you can actually be surprised by them and in return not get hurt. ~ I finally realized that even when you don't expect anything something can and normally does happen. ~ I finally realized that even what we want, no matter how small, is not what we ever get. ~ I finally realized that if we expect the worse then when the best comes around we miss it completely.
I Might Just Hate This
So my DVD player takes a shit the weekend I am stuck home. There are only so many computer games one can play in a day. But believe me, I don't want to do anything else. When it is a challenge to just go to the bathroom. Sleep through the night. A level of discomfort. But i elected to do a half dosage of my scrips. Well, except for when I wanna go to sleep. Then I will take the full dosage. Gets me roughly 3 hours of sleep. I am afraid to sneeze, cause even the littlest cough hurts like a muther. All in all, it is not too bad. I can walk, I can breathe on my own. Though my testicles are grossly swollen. Guess seeing since the surgery was in that area, they said some swelling may occur. It is amazing though how much you actually use your abdominal muscles in every day life. And to not use them is a challenge. I figure after a week, the walking will be easier, and I will start walking more, and start getting some exercise that way. Now i know why the Dr. laughed at m
Childish Boys, Watch Out
Can someone tell me why we have to have such stupid little boys on here, like this one "tommydavis66" hes 24 , he got mad at me and told me to go away after this conversation........... tommydavis66: hi ->tommydavis66: hi again tommydavis66: hows ur day? ->tommydavis66: im fine and u cnt talk here? tommydavis66: i can im saying this ....BYE BYE BYE BYE..hows that for talking here ->tommydavis66: suits me fine, i dont add plp that i dont k now and act like a child to my list anyway tommydavis66: exactly so go away far away awayawayaway so then he blocks me, lmao ffs grow the hell up!
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I Agree Do You?
"I firmly beleive that the Dom/sub relationship is mutual and equal. Although one is Dominant, the other willing gives up control. This of course is a widely held belief in the community, but I seem to be coming acros more and more "damaged" subs. What I mean by this is that they have been train and conditioned by bad Doms. Doms who's only interest in the lifestyle is to take full advantage of subs. To me this is just plain wrong, and is making me more and more angry. You need a licence to drive, these bad Doms are making me think that a licence to Dom might be for the best. Would some form of education for Doms, and a qualification be in everyone's best interest? Would subs be safer if a prospective Dom was vetted by their peers? I know there are places you can train in the ways of the Dom, but perhaps a lifestyle wide agreement that you can't be called a Dom unless you have been on one of these training courses is needed. I would gladly submi
this guy is disrespecting me because i wont let him see my nudes and he just called me a slut! so go show him the love that he needs! ~~mr fu king~~@ fubar
Well the big surgery day is coming up. I woke up early and got my blood work done, this is for clearance for the surgery. My personal doctor also upped my bp meds from 20mg to 40mg for 'optimum blood pressure for surgery'. I told her it was high during my physical because it was the day before our Disneyland trip and I was still packing. The down side is that the lesser dosage made me tired so this one does it faster. Other than that I'm just really nervous, as I dislike common surgery type stuff like, pain, cutting, bleeding, pain, not being totally under the anesthesia and did I mention pain? Oh yeah, speaking of pain, my mother decided to ignore my assurances that I would be okay by myself since she'd be caring after my aunt who is also having surgery this week (different kind folks, different kind) and TOLD my aunt about my procedure so now I'm really annoyed, too! Anyways, the surgery is Wednesday morning. When I am not sleeping away the unrelenting pain I will probabl
It's time to make another leveler GodMother! ♥ Lori ♥ Wife 2 ScOoTeR/ Real Gf 2 DaIrishPrincess@ fubar She's got about 557k to go! Get to pervin' Fu's! Brought to you by: lauria♥ShadowLeveler♥{{H&L BombersCo-Founder}}Owned byPassionman71♥R/L GFtoVinny@ fubar Please repost!
Update On Doc #2
Hey everyone talked to doc again this morning. He said he' fine the house is in tact. but he hadn't had his morning coffee yet was going to get some. Still has no power though. Sends his angels and all his friends his love Mare
My Love Secerets To Seduce Me/playful Insults
*best Divorce Letter*
Best Divorce Letter Dear Wife: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had gotten a new hair cut, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me any more, you don't want sex any more or anything. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me any more, whatever the case is, I'm gone. Your EX-Husband P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life Dear Ex-Husband: Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It 's true that you and I have been married for
*what She Keeps Hidden Inside*
When she stares at your mouth. [ Kiss her ] When she pushes you or hits you cause she thinks shes stronger than you. [ Grab her and dont let go ] When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tuff. [ Kiss her and tell her you love her ] When shes quiet. [ Ask her whats wrong ] When she ignores you. [ Give her your attention ] When she pulls away. [ Pull her back ] When you see her at her worst. [ Tell her shes beautiful ] When you see her start crying. [Just hold her and dont say a word ] When you see her walking. [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ] When shes scared. [ Protect her ] When she steals your favorite shirt. [ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night] When she teases you. [ Tease her back and make her laugh ] When she doesnt answer for a long time. [ reassure her that everything is okay ] When she looks at you with doubt. [ Back yourself up ] When she says that she loves you. [SHE REALLY DOES, MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND
*when A Man Wants You*
If A MAN WANTS YOU... If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesnt want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship thats not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you cant be friends. A friend wouldnt mistreat a friend. Dont settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Dont stay because you think it will get better. Youll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men whove got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didnt marry them when he got them pregnant, Why would he treat you any differently? Always h
You hurt me once, you hurt me twice, but all I did was shut my eyes from the reality which everyone can see that I love you more than you love me. ?? i hate the fact that you say you miss me, but you dont do anything about it ?? Be my weekend lover. Be my spur-of-the-moment crush. I want you like a bad habit. But I'm just not good enough. ?? It's hard to watch people change right in front of you. But the worst part is remembering who they used to be. ?? it's funny how most people become who they promised they would never be. ?? Don't settle for the one who kisses your ass. Wait for the one who pushes your buttons & pisses you off on a daily bases. Love isn't suppose to be easy. It's suppose to be worth it ?? Don't come running to me when that girl puts a hole through your heart again, because I'll just walk away and leave you stranded. Just like you left me when I needed you the most. ?? I'm mad at myself, not you. I'm mad for always being nice; always aplogizing for thin
Her Brother Was The Generous One!
Never Judge. 'Some people!' snorted a man standing behind me in the long line at the grocery store. 'You would think the manager would pay attention and open another line, 'said a woman. I looked to the front of the line to see what the hold up was and saw a well dressed, young woman, trying to get the machine to accept her credit card. No matter how many times she swiped it, the machine kept rejecting it. 'It's one of them welfare card things. Damn people need to get a job like everyone else,' said the man standing behind me. The young woman turned around to see who had made the comment. 'It was me,' he said, pointing to himself. The young lady's face began to change expression. Almost in tears, she dropped the welfare card onto the counter and quickly walked out of the store. Everyone in the checkout line watched as she began running to her car. Never looking back, she got in and drove away. Minutes later a young man walked into the store. He went up to the cashier an
*being Twenty-something*
They call it the "Quarter-life Crisis." It is when you stop going along with the crowd and start realizing that there are many things about yourself that you didn't know and may not like. You start feeling insecure and wonder where you will be in a year or two, but then get scared because you barely know where you are now. You start realizing that people are selfish and that, maybe, those friends that you thought you were so close to aren't exactly the greatest people you have ever met, and the people you have lost touch with are some of the most important ones. What you don't recognize is that they are realizing that too, and aren't really cold, catty, mean or insincere but that they are as confused as you. You look at your job...and it is not even close to what you thought you would be doing, or maybe you are looking for a job and realizing that you are going to have to start at the bottom and that scares you. Your opinions have gotten stronger. You see what others are doing
*saving Myself*
Is anybody out there Does anybody see That when the lights are off something's killing me I know it seems like people care Cause they're always around me But when the day is done and everybody runs Who will be the one to save me from myself Who will be the one who's there And not ashamed to see me crawl Who's gonna catch me when I fall When the show is over And it's empty everywhere It's hard to face going back alone So I walk around the city Anything, anything to clear my head I've got nowhere to go nowhere but home Who will be the one who's there And not ashamed to see me crawl Who's gonna catch me when I fall It may seem I have everything But everything means nothing When the ride that you've been on That you're coming off Leaves you feeling lost Is anybody out there Does anybody see That sometimes loneliness is just a part of me So I ask, who will be the one to save me from myself?
My Next Fight
Indiana Cage Fighting Seymour Fight Series 1 (3 Consecutive Weeks Multiple Thousands of Dollars given away) Title's on tha line. When: November 8th, 15th, 22nd Where: National Guard Armory 1925 1st Ave. Seymour Indiana
To Each Their Own
Love, a thousand, thousand voices, From night to dawn, from dawn to night, Have cried the passion of their choices To orb your name and keep it bright. --William Rose Benet We are each in the midst of unique lives, and our choices are based on our own experiences, so it's only natural that they all be different. One of us may choose to go to jail for protesting nuclear weapons; another may choose to pray for peace. Both are working for the same goal. It is a sign of our love to respect others' right to choose for themselves, even to make choices we may not agree with. Perhaps a brother or sister likes music we hate, or a son or daughter wants to wear an unusual style of clothing. How often do we, in the name of love, try to force our choices on others? When we give the gift of letting loved ones choose what is right for them, it strengthens our ability to choose what is right for us. Whose choices can I honor today, even if I disagree?
The Next Step Forward
The next step forward Adversity is only adversity. Choose not to make it anything more. Adversity will affect the circumstances in which you live and work. Yet you do not have to let it affect who you are, or where you're headed, or what you're able to do. Take note of the setbacks and adjust to them. But don't expand on them by making them a part of you. Instead, use each instance of adversity as a reminder of why you have chosen to move in the direction you are moving. Use each setback as an opportunity to redouble your positive, forward-looking efforts. Every day brings new value and new possibilities. There is always a way to take the next step forward on the path you have chosen. Find that step today and take it. No mere circumstance can stop you from moving steadily and joyfully forward in the direction of your dreams. -- Ralph Marston
Paint It Purple!
Just wanted to know if anyone's caught a fart and painted it purple before........Lmfao:P
Team Usa
Yesterday, September 12, 2008 I received a letter in tha mail that has invited me to fight for Team USA in Cancun Mexico on March 14th 2009. It'll be Team USA vs Team Mexico. If I choose to accept this invitation I'll leave for Cancun March 12th 2009. Seeing how this is during Spring Break and will be in Cancun it'll be a widely watched event by those in Cancun attending their Spring Break. I have till October 1st to decide if I wish to attend or not. As it looks right now I will be there REPRESENTING USA.
Is loving yourself considered having gay sex??...........:P..........Lmao
I have power now!... i didn't for a while... its nasty outside.. lots of flooding and lots of power outages.. i live by a fire station so i got power quickly
The Man Rules Finally
The Man Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good. ) We always hear " the! rules " From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1 " ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1.. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Garden Of Love
=== 'tra71~W.I.S.E UK Friend~Pirate Leveller~Insane Leveller~25 to Life' wrote the following at '2008-09-13 10:31:32'.. > > > > > > > > > > Garden of Love Train > > > The Rules are simple > > 1. Go to Redneck Angel's contest page by clicking on the pic below... Rate her pic... > > > 2. Leave her at least 50 comments > > 3. Rate, Fan, Add, and Comment each person on the Party List. If you are already friends with someone, check to make sure you have re-rated him/her and leave a comment... "In the Garden of Love" > > 4. Private message Carrie when you have completed rating each party guest. She will make you a thank you tag... And add you to the guest list... > > 5. When new people join the party... You must rate/fan/add/comment them back... DO NOT just ACCEPT the friend request > > 6. Repost the bulletin so it can be seen by as many people as possible. > > 7. NO DRAMA... You agreed to the rules... So, be sure you follow through
Let It Rain
I don't mind when the rain falls down It washes my tears away And I don't mind the thunder's roar It drowns what I cannot say I don't care if it's cold and wet My heart has, has run dry If it floods away my dreams Then I don't have, don't have to try So let all the rain fall down And the skies turn to grey Let all the rain fall down And hide this darkened day Let all the rain fall down There's nothing left to say So let all the rain fall down Now that you've gone away Overcast skies and dark storm clouds It's all OK; I don't mind No forecast of sun for my heart I'll go on with no sunshine So let all the rain fall down And the skies turn to grey Let all the rain fall down And hide this darkened day Let all the rain fall down There's nothing left to say So let all the rain fall down Now that you've gone away
5 Levels Of Hang Overs
Five Levels of Hangovers One Star Hangover (*) No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 cokes and still feel this way. For some reason, you are craving a steak & fries. Two Star Hangover (**) No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay, but you have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are chugging is only increasing your rumbling gut, which is still tossing around the fruity pancake from the 3:00 AM Waffle House excursion. There is some definite havoc being wreaked upon your bowels. Three Star Hangover (***) Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the flavored schnapps shots your alcoholic friends dared you to drink. Life would be better right now if you were home in your bed watching Lucy reruns. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a
Want To Earn 1,000 Fubucks?
It's pretty simple. All you have to do is fan me. This offer is to new fans only. Please keep in mind that I only have library access for the time being so if you dont get your Fubucks right away, it becuase I haven't gotten to the library yet. Don't worry, my bar tab should keep track of all of you that fan me. If you want you can also Fu-mail me to let me know you've done so. This offer is for the first 200 people who fan me. Once I reach 200, the offer will be closed!! Get em while I got em!!
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Edge To Prove
i speak of two edges one that i lost and that of another that is pushed the one that is pushed is the most dangerous of which you can go over does one cause the other known of the losses is what that pushes the other not talkin of lovers lost even as i speak is that can be the cause of canst the lost loves cause the lost of the edge which canst push the edge while a love speaks of unconditional love forever even as i experienced steel clad steel was not as stainless i knew clad steel was not but made me think of others the other loves are not so ironclad i thinks while speaks of always be there what is of strings or no strings what of that with words of love or without wanting demonstration of love such is love to hurt never wanting love but the demonstration demonstration is proof stroke per stroke proof is the release if that is all i can get then give me the release better to be filled with love then feel
...myself and Ruby are getting a chuckle out of something right now. Its great to be able to share a joke with someone... a joke that pretty much just happened. :D Instead of being angry, i'm giggling.... Thank you Norma Jean!
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Friends Or Making New Friends...
Hello everyone I don't mind add people from time to time with a SALUTE! I am just wanting to look for true people talk once in awhile. If I delete you its just because I am always cleaning out my page of people who don't talk. It's nothing serious its just I am tired of fake people. I have over 1400 on my list again and long time ago it was a lot more then that. As we speak I have over 340 friends requests. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr! I am rating some of your pictures as I take one at a time. If I deny you don't get mad with me please. Have a great day its Saturday enjoy it. MySpace Graphics & MySpace Layouts
I always think about you even though you are not my mother or grandmother it is so hard to see you looking so sad an down an not happy I would hate to loose you in so many ways your son is the greatstest thing in my life an i love you all an it is so hard to know that you are in the hospitial I will always thing about you an i hope to see you soon , You are on my mind an i miss you so much i hope to see you soon love ya always an for ever
I love How the kind hearted jackasses are out this early on a Saturday morning that they pleasently stop by and show their love!!! This morning it was an old bag tht needs one to cover her head like the Clevland Browns Dog pound...who is this trifling thing that needs a 2 ply permanantly cemented over her mug..... That person is!!! Nah I dont bullshit people and make stuff up thus I'll leave her troll rate her e for ya!! SWEETPEA *CO O... rated your photo a '1'! 4 hrs ago People like this are those that I describe...they need to hmmmm get a life because they feel that degrading others makes themselves appear bigger. They among the lazy raters who then pose their half naked bodies for attention are a direct reflection of where society has gone
Angel God Princess 9 11 2008!
Hello everyone well as you all know or some of you know I made it to God Mother Level as of 9 11 2008 @10:45pm and BIG HUGE TY TO TWAUNE AND THE SHADOW LEVELERS! I am still getting rid of my VIP on September 15th. Anyone who wants them let me know I will give them to you or some. MySpace Graphics
My Take On It
We should all vote independents,as usual There is a choice of liers and cheats.And the most amazing thing is "they" think you are dumb enough to beleive their lies..
Garden Of Love Train
Garden of Love Train The Rules are simple 1. Go to Redneck Angel's contest page by clicking on the pic below... Rate her pic... 2. Leave her at least 50 comments 3. Rate, Fan, Add, and Comment each person on the Party List. If you are already friends with someone, check to make sure you have re-rated him/her and leave a comment... "In the Garden of Love" 4. Private message Carrie when you have completed rating each party guest. She will make you a thank you tag... And add you to the guest list... 5. When new people join the party... You must rate/fan/add/comment them back... DO NOT just ACCEPT the friend request 6. Repost the bulletin so it can be seen by as many people as possible. 7. NO DRAMA... You agreed to the rules... So, be sure you follow through... No cheating... Please... This is the Thank You Tag... Please rate all the tags in the folder and leave Carrie a message that you have picked up your tag... It is best to save and upload yo
Respect A Fuian
She worked her butt off in the Elimination contest and it was sad to see her go . Come on everybody lets show her we love her with just one rate no games not add fan just rate the pic is all she needs . Show the love today Good luck sweets hope you win it. You got mine and 4 more soon lol Sandee
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Last Poem Came Easy
tis came easy why is tat usually been fightin da words out ma head tis been a bad year i think some i dont remember been back on antidepressants fightin ma mind of headaches tis summer been worst ever weeks no poems spilled lost da edge not pretending to be back even larry da xanax popper was here wit comment larry i know da xanax feelings even da head wont clear tongue da meds n pretend to be sane tat may not work here yet ready to go right now painkillers too many can kill cannot tell da truth maybe i wished for no more while breath i cant catch scare was i no longer wanted tat no longer do i wish for death i became scare to think of again i push da edge not really a desire no
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I Must Go
Brittany's Prerogative
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An Anonymous Letter.
An Anonymous letter. Dear (blank) I am going to try to let you know. That is was hard for me to make that decision as well to tell you. We have been with each other for many years, but we have obviously have grown apart. Couldn't you really tell? Yes, I love you but I am not "in love" with you. It make have been, at first all fun, happiness and a great ball of sunshine. But as the years have gone by it was slowly Deteriorating.. The verbal fights, the frustration..Money problems. Really stupid decisions, the one sided decisions. The accusations. The yelling, the crying and sometimes I felt that there was lying. One person losing a job and still have not find one since. Yes, the job market here is hard. But have you looked every day, to everywhere, Not to a simple food establishment? and keep applying. Trying to help one(1) person out of debt, while making(@) ownself into debt. Only that number (1) turned around put himself into debt even after (2)
Lost N A Dream
Lost in confusion and total self bliss I've found the relation between dream and wish A dream is a fantasy lived only while asleep But a wish has a compass vast, far and deep. A dream can bring true the wish never thought As your mind wanders aimlessly and feelings are sought. But a wish is a simple, momentous undertaking A grasping of things while still in the making. Now my understanding of wish and of dreams Have broadened my scope - or so it would seem But still I'm confused and nothing is clear Because you are a wish, yet a dream so dear. With the breath of each day, I wish for your sight Visions of loveliness turned to dreams in the night You've become such a fantasy with realistic tones I long for your love and time spent alone Sadly enough my dreams cause confusion For all their purpose are meager illusion And though the dawn of each day may be cheerful to sight I fear the darkness and my continuing fight. For now its a war - a battle within A dreadful nigh
Well the Sheriff's dept finally decided to question my ex-husband. I've been dealing with crap from him for awhile. He violated probation and there was a warrant for his arrest. I got a lovely knock on the door this morning for them to talk to him. I am so pissed because this should have been done last year. Not now. He has been leaving me alone. It is just really crazy and I hate that the father of my children may be hauled off to jail. More importantly, there goes my child support. It's a double edged sword. I am so conflicted over this, because of what he did to me. I won't go into detail, but it is was not a good situation. It's better now and we are friends. He is a good father and they need him. I just spoke to him. They gave him a court date. Just as long as I don't have to be there, that's fine with me. I just want this bs to be over with. I hate people who try to possess others. I refuse to be in another relationship like that. It has been a very long and hard year and half.
Given Up On This
Today for the first in three years i cried...thats a long ass time not to show emotion...for once in my life i know what its like to be me and how i deal with people..i met the mirror image of me...i have to learn how to deal with people and work things out with people i care about..i just cant block or cutt those people out of my life like i have been doing for years...its very hurtful...i never knew..i lost someone i cared about but i learned a lesson..they says the hard ones are the ones u learn from...i will be leaving here to get myself sorry to anyone i have hurt on one f*cked up person! good luck u all and hope ur dreams are answered...laters!
For My Friend Tonie
PM/>Sure his weapons are clean.You go to the mall and get your hair redone.He doesn't have time to brush his teeth today.You're angry because your class ran 5 minutes over.He's told he will be held over an extra 2 months.You call your girlfriend and set a date for tonight.He waits for the mail to see if there is a letter from home.You hug and kiss your girlfriend, like you do everyday.He holds his letter close and smells his love's perfume.You roll your eyes as a baby cries.He gets a letter with pictures of his new child, and wonders if they'll ever meet.You criticize your government, and say that war never solves anything.He sees the innocent tortured and killed by their own people and remembers why he is fighting.You hear the jokes about the war, and make fun of men like him.He hears the gunfire, bombs and screams of the wounded.You see only what the media wants you to see.He sees the broken bodies lying around him.You are asked to go to the store by your parents. You don't.He does e
Haiku Poetry Trying Again
soon i am gone bye this by my own hand you think it is i think not soon it is all right i'm ready to go right now you see it is i think so soon i am gone bye give me the green light right now it is i think not soon it is all right no more two face lovers you see it is i think so soon i am gone bye easy come easy go i can see it is i think not haiku is style of poems consisting 3 lines with syllable count of 5-7-5 haiku in japanese has be easier cause each Hiragana is one syllable
Auctioning Ownership Of Myself
Ok here is what I am thinking the auction will be for, Of course ownership of me, a personnal salute to my owner, all pics rated 10's or plus, drunk everyday from me, A link to love your profile on my profile, As much gifts as one can handle getting, a top place in my friend and family 5 or higher, and a personal hand drawen picture of the winners choice form myself to them totally all new and original. The auction will run for 1 week form today so Saturday Sept 20th at approximately 10:30a.m. will be the final time to bid then the winner after that will e able to take possesion of me! Good luck to all, and happy bidding!
A Promise
I promise to love you I promise you my heart I promise you my life I promise we'll never be apart I promise not to hurt you I promise to never make you cry I promise to always trust you I promise not to lie I promise you forever I promise you tonight I promise you my respect I promise to do things right I promise to always be there I promise until the end I promise to always love you I promise to be your best friend I promise you my love I promise you my life I promise this forever I promise our friendship is my life your the PEANUT to my BUTTER , your the STAR to my BURST, your the M to my M, your the POP to my TART, your the MILKY to my WAY, your the FRUIT to my LOOP, your the MILK to my DUDS, your the LUCKY to my CHARMS, your the ICE to my CREAM, your the GHETTO to my BOOTY, but mostly.... your the BEST to my FRIEND
Too Damn Funny
Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, "You died in your sleep, Ralph. Ralph was stunned. "I'm dead? No I can't be I've got too much too live for. Send me back! St. Peter said, I'm sorry, but theres only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken. Ralph was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground. A rooster strolled past. 'So you're the new hen, huh? Hows your first day here? 'Not bad, replied Ralph the hen, but I have this strange feeling inside like I'm gonna explode! 'Your ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before? 'Never,' said Ralph. Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal. Ralph did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! Ralph was ove
My Son Is A Dork
Or I am a cool as hell Mom. :P I am sound asleep this morning and my phone rings. I rush to get it. I hear loud music and my son yelling........... "Mom, they're backkkkkkkk!!!!!!!" He had just picked up the new Metallica album! He didn't call his best friend, or his fave cousin. He called me. *Big smile* I haz teh happy.
The Perfect Woman
The perfect woman Doesnt fart Like a trumpet sounding But rather it is released Like shes gently sighing The perfect woman Doesnt belch Out the word Bulawayo But rather releases it Behind her hand delicate The perfect woman Doesnt sweat Or anything like as vulgar If they overheat The darlings just perspire The perfect woman Doesnt swear Only shit and maybe bloody If they stub their toe Its sod it or even buggeration The perfect woman Doesnt exist They fart and blame the cat They belch and blame the food They sweat and blame the change They swear and blame the man
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Cajun Sex
Those Southeners... Last May, Boudreaux married an attractive woman, Lola, half his age. After several months, Lola complained that she had never climaxed during sex; and according to her Grand Momma, all Cajun women are entitled to a climax once in a while. So, to resolve the problem, they went to see the large-animal Vet since there was no trustworthy doctor anywhere in Pierre Part. The Vet didn't have a clue, but he did recall how, during the hot summer, his Momma and Daddy would fan a cow with a big towel that was having any difficulty breeding. This would cool her down and make her relax. So, the Vet told them to hire a strong, virile, young man to wave a big towel over them while they were having sex. This, the Vet said, would cause the young wife to cool down, relax, then climax. So the couple hired a strong young man from the big city of Houma to wave that big towel over them as the Vet suggested. After many efforts, Lola still had not climaxed! They went back
Are There Really Angels?
It is said there are Angels In Heaven above And they shine with the light Of an inner love Of these things I had not a clue But that was Before I found you For in you Ive found A love that is so right It shines all around With the brightest of light It comes from somewhere So deep within That it has no beginning And knows no end Your love is a light That brightens each day Of all of the people You see on your way Where ever you go Or whatever you do All see the love That you have inside you That God sent you here To a place where youd be Sharing such love With someone like me Is proof for me That angels exist And are filled with a love That no man could resist I thank God each day For finding the time For looking down on me And making you mine So yes there are Angels In heaven above I know because God Sent me one to love
How To Sex A Dinosaur
How to Sex a Dinosaur Tyrannosaurus rex Has enormous pecs Whereas Tyrannosaurus regina Has an enormous ...tiara
Have New Photos 2 Download
Have new photos 2 download, but will do them when i have chosen the one's 2 load. 8 mths of healing n recooperating, but i'm coming back slowly. Miss my friends here. Have a great day, folks. If u live in Texas or any part of the Gulf Coast, Fla, Miss, etc, or anywhere up from the gulf, i wish u much luck in the days of those tropical storms.
Doing Away With Top Friends
I've decided to do away with it...How can I put a number on people that I'm close too...I can't..There are many people on here that I love to hear from and chat with...But to label all a number is completely unfair...Those on my family list...I'm closer too...And..there again...they are not numbered...And won't be...Each one special to me in one way or another...Some more than others for obvious reasons... I apologize if this hurts anyone's feelings...It's not meant to do that...I find that keeping people numbered hurts more feelings...
Comes A Point
I never write my own blogs i always find good information about the lifestyle and post it...poems that move me or people i give props to....Today I am going to inspire myself! Due time dammit. I like to say i am broken hearted I like to say I feel the burn in my soul, that I am lost, unkept a mess. I am not. I may feel free, in an odd sort of deversion. Lies come forth, realization of reality that I knew was always happening was told to me. Other women come to me tell me I AM THE FOOL. I wont be played, I will be loved, cherished, honored, things you could never put forth to me. no mail ever came, no one showed up at my door, at my hardest times I find out where you really are...thank you to all my girls for showing and telling me things i would have never seen. My heart it may have broke if i let it. But I never hate I just walk away and know I can be loved and cherished, honored, admired, and be someone else's prize possesion......Thanks again girls for all the info
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Nikki's Dance
Dance Lets dance, On the surface of the moon With our heartbeats the rhythm Of the night. Lets dance, Arm in arm in one embrace Two friends entwined as one Through the love of two. Lets dance, Cheek to cheek smile entranced Whispering consideration of each Thinking as one. Lets dance, Until we go crazy With desire sharing one breath, Being one body. Lets dance, Like swans for life Eternally spoken for Never to want another. Lets dance For each others sake Not thinking of oneself but two, A tango. Lets dance, One for two two as one. Lets dance Just me and you. Poet
Grandma Sucks Off The Doctor
Hi Everybody This week I am releasing the first part of "House call" which stars the world famous Grandma Libby in hardcore b/g action! See Libby getting a check up by me (Doctor Wildfowler) after she had told me she was feeling unwell so I checked her pulse, breathing and examined her pussy with a speculum and found out that she was suffering form a lack of sex! So Libby asked me if I could prescribe a cock to fuck her with, which of course I could! Over 14 minutes of video and more that 70 photos of hardcore funny action To see the samples use this link Or to see the video clip use this link Enjoy James Wildfowler
Made For Me By Metal Sandy
Thanks Sandy you have done it again...your such a good friend!
Past Lives
Have you ever known someone for a short time but felt you've known them forever? Or felt an immediate dislike to someone for no apparent reason? Perhaps you suffer from an ailment that doctors can't seem to diagnose. Much of what's happening to you in your current life is rooted in the past, not just from childhood, but from past lives as well. Your talents, mental capabilities, feelings, fears and foibles are carried over from one lifetime to the next. What's more, the Universal law of cause and effect, or karma, means that you attract situations and people into your life because of your actions and feelings from past lives. A fear explained When Beth was a little girl, she had a profound fear of loud noises, which would send her into a fit of crying. To make matters worse, she had recurring nightmares of puppets dancing outside her bedroom window, followed by an explosion that always jolted her awake. She said that nothing in her waking life could account for these dreams.
Control To desire to please To be protected To trust entirely To be submissive Total acceptance Total giving Total responsibility To be dominant To give freely Of ones free will To care enough To share completely Is it control Or real freedom To be Without Judgment Poet
6:59 From Houston
I just heard a major crash. I don't know what it was but oh my god was is loud. This is intense. And the e is starting to kick in. luv u Tara
Ike Come Ith
Hello, It's 6:43am here in Houston, Texas, September 13, 2008, and Hurricane Ike is ramming Downtown Houston. My rent thought I went to Dallas with my friends. Instead I met up with my stalker. I'm chained naked to some pipes in an abandoned warehouse near downtown. My feet are spread chained to 2 different set of pipelines. My hands are cuffed together so I can type, and a chain connects them the a huge pipe He left me my computer and cell card, but took my He left all the lights on, and a trail of esctasy to a pile of other drugs. I've taken all the e that i can reach. Power went out about 2 hours ago. I won't be on long right now my battery is at 73%. I'm waiting for the e to kick in. luv u Tara
Sleep Deprived Thoughts, I'm Not Ashamed.
We've all been in one of those "If I could walk a mile in your shoes" type of scenarios. Those "Freaky Friday' hopes that we could spend the day in someone else's body to 'live their life.' There's only one problem with this hope. We're still us. Every time someone is shown to switch bodies, they maintain their personality and mindset, it's where the comedy and drama comes from in those movies. Even in Being John Malcovich they merely inhabited the man's brain... even if they didn't control it, they still saw the world from THEIR point of view. So what is the point? If we merely inhabit another body as ourselves, yes we may come to know and understand a piece of their life... But never TRULY understand them. We still perceive with OUR mind. I wish there was a way that you could completely switch with a person, and keep those memories once you switch back. Have the knowledge that it is YOU in THEIR body, but still have the personality and thought pattern of the body you poss
Moving Back . . .
Yup . . . after 15 years of wandering around the southwest, I'm moving back to New York. The beautiful Mohawk Valley. This is something that has just come up, there's a family issue that needs the big sister to take over and fix. Well, I can't fix it, but I'll be there to pick up the pieces when it all crashes . . . and it will. So I may have a white Christmas after all. Kinda nervous.
For Tinas Bling Giveaway
Wait Here
days go by and still i dream of you, and i hope you dream of me too, there has been too many lies, and far too many goodbyes, for us to be one again. you are the first thing i think of in the morning, and the last thing i think of before slumber, oh how i wish you would pick up the phone, and just dial my number. but there is too much pain, too much time has passed, too many promises broken, and our lives have changed. so i will stay here, dreaming of you, as days go by.
Get A Freakin' Clue!
Ok...maybe I need to clear up a few things....I came back to fubar because of some very precious friends that is on here...I am not against making new friends but I am also becoming so jaded against new people because of all the jerkwads out there that doesn't seem to get a FUCKING CLUE on how to respectfully treat a person!...wanna be my friend? then get to know me!...I don't want to give you my freakin email or IM!...Want to truly get to know me? Then I suggest you do it in the same manner that I try to get to know people...I look at ALL their pics...I look at the things they post...blogs, stash, etc....if you can't do these things then you are showing me by your actions that you don't fucking care to know me and all you want is eye candy and sex talk....if this is the case...move on down the FUCKING LINE! Don't waste my time when I can spend it on more fruitful things spending time with my friends who RESPECT me and CARE about ME... thanks you for your time Love to all
Stuff In General:}
Today's Wisdom from around the World: Where there are no swamps there are no frogs. German Proverb: Welcome to the year of the Dragon Your Horoscope for September 13 , 2008 Although you will start the day feeling subdued, you'll be full of optimism by the afternoon. This is all thanks to your friends' influence! Element: Earth Heading: East-South-East Color: Greenish-Blue Yin/Yang: Yin/Yang balanced Chinese Name: LONG Meaning: Luck Sign Order: Fifth Season: Spring Favorable Month: April Counterpart: Aries Friend: Rat, Monkey Foe: Dog Positives: Original, Confident, Resourceful, Adaptable, Valiant, Enthusiastic Negatives: Arrogant, Tactless, Hot-headed, Critical, Unpredictable, Quick-tempered Famous Dragons: Joan of Arc, Sarah Bernhardt, Faye Dunnaway, Pele, Paul Getty, Sandra Bullock, Count Basie, Tom Jones
American Insanity In Amsterdam
well it didn;t akw us long to find the first coffeeshop. it was right across the road from the train staion... so that was a grate start to the trip. but here's the itinerary of the ones we hit up and what we got in each. Day 1 central - northern lights 3.8grams mystery bud 4 grams greeen house 1 - jack harre 1 gram skunk 1 gram 4:20 cafe - white widow 1 gram nepal hash 1 gram bushman- jamaican 1 gram snow white 1 gram weed tea 2 paradise - mystrery bud 2 grams Day 2 rasta baby- silver haze 2.8grams barney's - G-13 haze 1.5grams De Kroon- bubblegum 1.5grams ak-47 2.4grams dutch flower-
What Kind Of Empath Are You?
What Kind of Empath Are You?created with You scored as UniversalYou are a Universal Empath, you possess all the qualities of the other seven empath groups. You are what is known as an "Implicate" or Imp, a product of evolutionary design and genetic mutation. You are a psychic hybrid. (from "The Book of Storms" by Jad Alexander at Universal 85%Judge 85%Healer 75%Shaman 70%Fallen Angel 70%Precog 60%Artist 55%Traveler 50%
Karaoke For The Deaf
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The Things Love Can Make You Do
Yes I found what I believe to be my Soul Mate we seem to compliment each other in every way even tho we have not met in person yet our paths crossed for a reason and the reason is so clear. I never thought that love can come in so many forms and can affect you in so many ways. Well I am a testiment to that theory because it happen to me and the woman I am in love with. Now granted we all have shared the same experinces in some form or fashion but they are unique in how they occured in your life, well in my experience we came across one anothers path and there has been so many road blocks but we blasted through all of them to remain strong and deeply in love. When you can sit on a phone with someone for hours on end and never get tired of hearing there voice or just can talk about anything well my friend you have found something special. When I say talk on the phone OMG!! I am talking about 12 1/2hrs worth yes you read right 12 1/2hrs. And when we talk time seems to just go by so fast w
Which Famous Dragon Are You Most Like?
I am Quetzalcoatl I am the Aztec feathered serpent god of the sun. The Mayans called me Kukulkan. Since my wings are rainbow colored, you can see a rainbow as I fly over head. As a diety, I am important, for I was the god of many things. I can bring rain or fire, am the god of twins and the wind, and much more. Read more . Which famous dragon are you? Take the test and find out now.
Light Or Dark Anime...surprised Aren't You?
Dark or Light anime?created with You scored as Both Good and EvilUr both...thats surpriseing. Well lets hope u dont want to take over the world. lol : ) Both Good and Evil 50%Good ♥ 50%Evil!!! 50%
Which Color Represents You?
Which Colour Represents You???created with You scored as PurplePurple is powerful, just like you. You are a very devoted person that likes to get things finished and you do this by balancing out fun and seriousness. This way you get the best of both and no matter what always end up winning. You are very competitive, driven and have an aura of mystery about you which sometimes people find astounding. Purple 94%Yellow 89%Blue 89%Black 83%Orange 83%White 83%Green 78%Pink 72%Red 72%
Chapter 2
Fade-in Music Lost Love 1st Movement (The precession from earlier arrives at the cemetery, zooms in on a Women (Sarah). The crowd around her begins to fade out of the picture in transition tot he 2nd movement, The Man remains as the crowd fades) Music Lost love 2nd Movement (Sarah begins to dance alone and The Man remains in the background) Music Lost Love 3rd Movement ( A chorus of dancers enter and dances with Sarah, The Man joins) Music Lost Love The Final Movement (The dancers begin to fade away but The Man remains dancing apart from Sarah) Music fades out (As the music fades, the crowd fades back in. When the music ends the crowd begins to walk away leaving Sarah alone with The Man in the background) Music Alone (Sarah not seeing nor reacting to The Man) Song Alone Sarah- Alone again Waiting to hear a word From someone who cares to say You are not alone (In the minds eye, walking alone at night under the street lig
What Is Your Sexy Halloween Costume?
For Halloween, you should be Pocahontas. What is your Sexy Halloween Costume? at
Once, When I Was Young
Once, when I was young, before I had sold my soul to cynical gods, I set memories afire and danced to the Dreamer's Moon.
Tripping A Time Slip
Tripping a time slip, I stepped back into yesterday and found myself lost. Where would I have found myself if I'd never left my past?
What Greek Goddess Are You?
What Greek Goddess are you?You are Demeter!You are like Demeter, goddess of agriculture, harvest and earth. You are very altruistic, as you have natural instinct to nourish and provide for those around you. Without "mother-earths" like you, this world would be without hope and underdeveloped, both mentally and physically. You are the foundation on which we stand and the sustenance in what we consume. How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
What Is The Hidden Meaning Of Your Name?
What Paulette Means You are influential and persuasive. You tend to have a lot of power over people. Generally, you use your powers for good. You excel at solving other people's problems. Occasionally, you do get a little selfish and persuade people to do things that are only in your interest. You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection. You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive. You have the classic "Type A" personality. You are a very lucky person. Things just always seem to go your way. And because you're so lucky, you don't really have a lot of worries. You just hope for the best in life. You're sometimes a little guilty of being greedy. Spread your luck around a little to people who need it. You are relaxed, chill, and very likely to go with the flow. You are light hearted and accepting. You don't get worked up easily. Well adjusted and incredibly happy, many people wonder what your secret to life is. You are friendly,
Thinking Out Loud
Is it too much to ask for people to care. Just to take a moment out of their busy day to think about someone else, or even stop to help a total stranger. When was the last time someone stopped to help a homeless person or even an elderly person. We walk down the streets of life totally oblivious to others around us. We are so concerned with the exteriors of life. When did we all get so vain? When did caring for others become a thing of the past and a total burden? We have all became so blind to the simple things in life. We pretend as we walk down the streets that we all are someone we are not. Whatever happened to showing repect to others? Whatever happened to true love and the sacried vows of marriage? When did we all forget about loving someone for who they really are and not what they can offer sexually or materialisticly. We all are so lonely and miserable deep inside because we have forgot how to look past the exterior of a person and see who they truely are.
Master's Slut
Dinner was excellent, the wine just right. The hotel room was very nicely appointed. But it was against the wall that he held her. Her dress pulled up so her legs easily wrapped around his waist. His left hand supported her butt. His right hand caressed her face and her hair as their lips kissed delicately yet deeply. Their tongues became familiar with one another. He dropped her legs to the ground. "Remove your dress" he said. She slid it to the floor evealing her sensual white bra and thong panties. She knew she must wear white. It made him feel that she was his innocent virgin. He examined her body with his fingertips and eyes. Touching it often and checking it closely. He slid her panties aside to confirm her pussy was smoothly shaved. Anything less then hairless perfection would mean punishment. A slap to the buttocks or a twisting of her tit was just a few of his many manners of control. "Face the wall and spread your legs" he said. She assumed the convict positio
Down With Love And Toss Me With It
Someone dig a fucking hole and let me jump in already. I'm sick of love. It has done nothing but cause me pain time and time again. I'm sick of it. And yes the holiday I wished would just go away is Valentines day. Just a fucking reminder that oh by the way you're alone and the universe wishes to say fuck you. I hate love so much it's not even funny. I keep trying to resist it but somehow it always seduces me back only to stab me in the back flip me of and say FUCK YOU!!!! HAHAHA. So it's a choice between feeling hollow inside or dead inside. Only with love and the deadening feeling that follows, you get a fucking weight to drag around. How nice. another fuck you thanks to love. Love and me are like Lewis Black's joke about candy corn. We both get altimers or something and try the thing we despise to just say oh fuck you again GOD DAMN IT. Since I seem to not be able to live without love and I can't seem to find anyone to give it to me the way I need it, do me a fa
I love life. Many of us just get caght up in the bullshit in life. People need to realize that we only live one time, so why not live life to the fullest. Living is a gift from God. We spend so much time worried about other peoples lives and do not pay attention to our own. Life is full of hills and valleys, so hang on for the ride. And remember, ride this motherfucker till the wheels fall off............Living! Jay-)
Best Friend And Boyfriend
I often find myself in this role of being the best friend. To be honest I don't really mind it most of the time but it does get rather lonely. I sit and hear everyone else's wants and needs and do what I must to be a good friend and take care of what they need and all is well with the world. Me I end up alone. Every now and then I find someone to give a damn but sooner or later it always blows up in my face. I get lied to or I start getting demands, things I don't like. I've even found myself in the situation of my gf hating me because she can't come to me and bitch about her bf. It sux being the best friend. Always left on the side line convienently a phone call away. Ready at a moment's notice. Don't get me wrong, I'd do anything for my friends and I'm glad I can help them in their time of need. Thing is though, it does get lonely.
My Wish
I was walking in the woods behind my house this morning and came upon an elderly lady who looked lost. I stopped and asked her if she needed help. She looked up at me with tears in her eyes and said that her grand daughter had run off and was lost. I told her I would help her look for the child. After looking for about three hours we found the little girl playing at the edge of the woods. The elderly woman thanked me and asked if she owed me anything for helping her. I told her no, and walked her and her grand daughter out of the woods. As I turned to go my own way, a blinding light appeared before me. In that light was two Angels. One of a Woman and one of a child. The older Angel spoke in a voice so pure it broke my heart. She said, "Because of your kindness in helping me find a child that was lost and now is found I shall grant you four wishes." I thought about it for a few minutes and asked. For my first wish, let it be Kindness, the kind
Night Begins
as the sun falls down wind singing a graceful sound hair dances across my face watching blue skys getting taken away the coolness of the air the suns fainting stair waiting for darkness the glowing in the skys misty clouds creep in the moon never lies And the Night begins
Some Say The World Will In End Fire. Some Say In Ice.
Taking shots of Ny-Quil like most chicks my age down shots of randomly assorted colorful liquor. Joy. Hoping this fucking migraine will go away. Stress does that sometimes. Since reading those stupid, horribly awesome books I've decided - if I had to choose one monster over another to "fall in love with"...I think I'd probably be a stupid girl and pick the one with less hair. And less of an anger problem. Well sort of less of an anger problem. Yeah. Vampires FTW. I really gotta get back to reading comics. Get my infatuation back for a real anti-hero like Johnny C. Or hell even finish No Man's Land. Could I be anymore of a fucking nerd? Probably not. P.s.; Hey, it's a big wall of text! If you didn't read it don't comment with something stupid trying to make you look like you have some intelligence. Idiot. P.p.s; Hey, reality. Fuck you.
Can It Fit My Camel?
Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Maude: What in the hell is that? Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Maude: Where did you get it? Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore. The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore nd announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarressed, looks at her kind of strangely then (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately sks what brand of condoms she prefers. "Doesn't matter sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel!" The pharmacist fainted!
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HowManyOfMe.comThere are2,064 people with my name in the U.S.A.How many have your name?
As Anne entered her car with her back to the door of the bakery. The baker walked from the back of the counter to the floor of the store with his eyes piercing through the front windows of the store at her. Anne felt him watching. She felt the heaviness of his old stank breath. She chose to ignore her urge to look back at him and ask What the fuck? Backing her lime green 94 Chevy Cavalier out of her park spot, she peeked through her rear view mirror and he was no longer in sight. I know you still watching me creep! Anne muttered in the general direction of the bakery. Who are you talking to? says a voice slightly out of Annes view. She tilts her head slightly downward to look at her son. An eight year old chubby boy. Hazel-brown eyes with a puzzled gaze. Cheeks that just screamed for attention, even though he hated having his cheeks pinched. His missing front tooth didnt affect the stock of his smile. It was still
Considering deleting your account? This is called "Fuicide". ANYONE with a VIP must wait until the VIP expires. If you are above level 21, you MUST do the following: Turn off EVERYTHING but your name and one photo, including all alerts. Make sure all information and photos are deleted. This means that you will just be numbers and there is no personal data on your page. Once that is finished, send a private message to FUBAR SUPPORT. We'd really like you to stay so please take 3 minutes to play this, read along and think about it first. If you'd still like to commit fuicide afterward, and you're level 20 or less, Follow the instructions at the bottom... Through early morning fog I see, visions of the things to be, the pains that are withheld for me, I realize and I can seeeeee... that FUICIDE is painless, It brings on many changes, and I can take or leave it if I pleeeeease. The game of life is hard to play, I'm gonna lose it anyway, The losing card I'll somed
Hop On My Birthday Train!!
Sunday, September 14th is MY birthday! Help me celebrate by rating my salute picture folder. Leave a comment on last picture saying you rated them all. Start with this picture: Here are the riders helping me celebrate my um 39th(?) birthday! Leave them all a comment; if you need to F/A/R them, please do so, if they need a re-rate, hit them up!Woot! Of course, you can't forget me: Tulsa's Angel~ Sarge's Bad Girl ~ Club FAR Team LOVE Captain ~ Fu Owned by Steve!@ fubar (wife is running my page for me)@ fubar ~Blueroses~ Sarge's Bad Girls~@ fubar Brown Eyed Girl Sarge's Bad Girls@ fubar
Farting Preacher
Can I Please Get An Amen? LMAO!!!!!
(diamond Dandy Randys)world Famous Maple Bacon Beer Ribs Recipe Mmmmm
(DIAMOND DANDY RANDYS) MAPLE BACON BEER RIBS RECIPE....YUMMYYYY. ------------------------------- Ze Ingredients ============== Das Ribs: 3 x 1 1/2 lb. racks ribs 3 tbsp Barbecue seasoning (use your favorite gourmet seasoning) 2 oranges, sliced 2 bottles Beer (Honey Brown Lager) Ze Sauce: 8 slices bacon, diced 6 cloves garlic, minced 1 small onion diced 1 bottle Honey Brown Lager 1/2 cup Maple Syrup 1/4 cup orange marmalade 1 cup ketchup 1/2 tsp cayenne pepper 1 tsp mustard powder 2 tbsp hot sauce 2 tbsp Worcestershire sauce 1/2 tsp liquid smoke salt to taste DAS DIRECTIONS ============== Step #1 Using a sharp knife diamond score the membrane on the backside of the ribs. Rub with BBQ seasoning, pressing the seasoning into the meat. (Preheat oven to 325 degrees F. ) Lay the ribs, meat side down, in a roasting pan. Lay 3 to 4 slices of orange on the back of each rib. Pour in the beer and cover with lid or aluminium
$true$life$poem$ By$me$the$true$one$
Dear lord forgive me on the things that i have done, Cause when i was active i thought i was number one! The devil came out an he was my friend, At that point i thought my life had came to an end! Bein sober now is a dream come true, Bein homeless did not know wut to do! There is alot that happened throughout my life, I'm sorry Lord for all the strife! It's not so easybein addicted to drugs, Growing up with all the thugs! Mom still drinks and Dad is clean, It's not easy being a young fean! I could not stand being an addict an a drunk, Cause it's not cool filling your body with alot of junk! Always wondering why i led my life this way, The street life game is not one to play! Came out of lock-up with alot of morals an respect, Please lord let your light shine and reflect! Can't wait until my soul can shine, Cause of the fact that it will be the Lords not mine! Liveing the homless life getting ready to buy the gat, Always knowing that if i would kill i would be doi
Update On Doc
Hi everyone Doc wanted everyone to know that he's doing fine.However doesn't have any electricity, he will be back as soon as he is able. watch his blog for hurrican Ike updates. He sends his lovve to his Angels and all of his friends. thanks Mare
Recipe For Making Love
How To Make Love Ingredients: 4 Laughing eyes 4 Well-shaped legs 4 Loving arms 2 Firm milk containers 2 Nuts 1 Fur-lined mixing bowl 1 Firm banana Directions: 1. Look into laughing eyes. 2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms. 3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently. 4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers. 5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight). 6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls. Notes: 1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use. 2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use. 3. If cake rises, leave town.
Haven't Been On In Awhile, Who Is Still Here?
I haven't been on this account in almost 2 years was wondering if I still matter or if I am even missed. So hey I am back.
New Mortal Kombat Fatality.
This is just too funny. I laughed my ass off when I saw this. Hope You Enjoy. See more gamer videos at PWN or DIE
Zodiac Signs - I'm Capricorn And It Fits For The Most Part
CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter (Dec 22 - Jan 19) Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be Good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimistic. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be Unfriendly at times. Hold grudges. Like competition. Get what they Want. AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart (Jan 20 - Feb 18) Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality. PISCES - The Dreamer(Feb 19 - Mar 20) Generous, kind, and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague. Tends to be overly-sensitive. Doesn't like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful. ARIES - The Daredevil (Mar 21 - April 19) Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and
Just Do It!!!
talent aint got nothing to do with it just do it and if u like it then thats all that matters others will fallow...
New Hope New Desires...
What can i write when these past few days ive been at peace?... The darkness clearing from my eyes my life turning out to be better then i previously thought... I have goals i have things to work towards... I'm not perfect, no one can ever be... I will work towards the things i want most in life least what most take for granted i will gain in time... I have a new flame burning an this time it won't be extinguished this time... i only have hope love an happiness to look forward. My hands will get dirty but i will come through as i always have this time with the best of friends backing me yes you all know whom you are... Thank you for everything an all the helped you've given me. My thoughts an ideas still a bit jumbled but i know what i want an eventually i'll see that day when i'm looking up at the moon by your side an we just smile cause that moon is what kept us close through hard times.... Thinking of you always it seems.
I Am In Aw (newstory)
"Have you fallen in a black hole? Somewhere theres a universe of missing stuff. . ." ~*~ Lindsay Lohan~*~ I first heard about it from a girl in my math class Wednesday night, and then asked her if she had been reading Dan Brown, of course she said no. But for me I couldn't believe it, it sounds like something out of his novel Angels & Demons. I can't wait to see what all happens and what they come up with afterwards. Multibillion-dollar collider to probenature's mysteries * Story Highlights * Large Hadron Collider will have first attempt at circulating a beam September 10 * It's the largest particle accelerator in the world and costs about $9 billion * Lawsuits allege it could generate black holes that could eat the Earth * Scientists say these allegations have no merit By Elizabeth Landau CNN (CNN) -- Deep underground on the border between France and Switzerland, the world's largest particle accelerator complex will explore the world on smaller scales than any hu
Ike Hurricane
If you're wanting to tune in and watch what's going on go to or these show video even live what's going on each day on the coast.
Bubba's Sure-fire Pick Up Lines
1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em. 6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole. 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 8) Man - 'Fat Penguin!' Woman - 'WHAT?' Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.' 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room... 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til aft
Friend Of Mine Has 5k To Level Please Help Him
~~CANNABIS SATIVA~~@ fubar 4k to level her as well gapeach08~ Sister to Butterflytats/ fu gf to bleedin_love~member@ fubar
Smokie On Air
Rules Of The South - Learn 'em!
THE RULES OF THE SOUTH ARE AS FOLLOWS: 1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Turn your cap right, your head isn't crooked. 3. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get the damn thing out of the way. 4. They are cattle. That's why they smell to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-40 goes east and west, I-75 goes north and south. Pick one. 5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 cotton strippers that are driven only 3 weeks a year. 6. So every person in the south waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept. 7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of doves are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time. 8. Yeah, we eat catfish & crawfish. You really want
This Menas War.
Alright I'm not one who usally likes to fuck up a system but the bullshit the administration of FUBAR is pulling right now is out of fucking controll. Why the fuck should I have to deal with taking a pictuer with my screen name and some fucking number to prove I'm real? It's absolute bullshit that we as human beings have to prove what they are. I asked a bouncer what's with the new policey and he said it's to prevent bots. Bot's are you fucking serious? Listen if you are to fucking stupid to tell when a person is real or a bot that's a personal fucking issue. We shouldn't have to suffer for these dick mouths. Please if you agree with me add comments to this and repost it so word gets around. If we want change we are going to have to fight for it and I'm pulling my guns out and taking the first fucking shot!!
Breif Intro
So Im Nikkilee, 19, proud owner of a vagina. Im an Aussie and have been living in Tennessee for since June of 08. I have a passion for animals and their welfare, aswell as Music and singing, but shh dont tell anyone. In australia I had alot to do with promotions of local events and gigs, aswell as a little event management. Ive been riding horses since I can remember. Im a sarcastic bitch, and you either love me or you hate me, either way my name is on your lips. I love my friends more than life and miss the aussie gang TERRIBLY. I have a stickam account, ask for the link. Im live a few times a week. I have a cat named Kitty and a chowXshar pei dog named Lucy. They are way cooler than your pets. I live on myspace, yes I know.. ghey.. dont care. I live with my mother and stepfather, have lived out of home for the last 3 years in australia and came here for a new start. YAY. =/ Anyways thats me.. well all you need to know.. and im fucking exhausted so.. good
Bad Manners
I was informed by one of my freinds to watch out for falcongtho. She had a conversation with him where he was out and out rude. His profile (I went to it) is offensive to weomen in general. I thought you should know
If You Haven't Seen This You Should
Hey Joe
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This Says It All....
i dont know if u have seen this..but if u havent u should!
Back After Move
Peeps, after a 2 week layoff with the move and unpacking, i'm back up and running. thanks to those who showed luv and stopped by my page while i was gone. and always remember... I am XX The Genetic Freak XX! I am your Fubar hookup! Holla if ya hear me!
Solidarity As Americans
It is two months until the general presidential election, an election that will decide the next President of the United States. The person elected will be the president of all Americans, not just the Democrats or the Republicans. It's time that we all come together, Democrats and Republicans alike. To show our solidarity as Americans, let's all get together and show each other our support for the candidate of our choice. Here is how: If you support McCain, please drive with your headlights on during the day, or, If you support the policies and character of Senator Obama, please drive with your headlights off at night. Thank you and God Bless. (Author Unknown)
The Lemon Song
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Conga Line
Conga - Gloria Estefan Join the offical Fubar Conga Line! It's easy! Just fan, rate, and add everyone who has joined the line before you... or leave a comment on their profile if they are already your friend. In the friend request, or comment, put "Joining the Fubar Conga Line!" or something similar. When you are done with everyone on the list, send me a private message so I will know to add you. We're all here to have fun, just don't let go! In my dreams...or yours? ~Head Hippie~~CONVOY leader~*~Fantasy Flight Pilot~*~ Shadow Leveler ~*~@ fubar ~vitamin de~ ^get your daily dose^ DSC~ I.B.I.C. ~ N.A.P **Fu Angel**@ fubar ~sensual-breeze~@ fubar
Between The Miles
Between The Miles by Heather Stoop Because existence can become severe in one day, just sense me and I'll be there. In the minds eye, I'm not so far away. If you hold out your hand, in the whispers, I'll become the zephyr. and besiege you. If your eye's upon the stars, in the crystalline darkness, I'll become the moon. And the light shall guide you. If you rest upon the ground, in the warmth, I'll become the grass. And embrace you. If you turn outside, in the wetness, I'll become the rain. An upon your forehead, kiss you. If you free the air, in the light of day, I'll become the sun. And smile for you. Between the miles- if you need me. If you need a friend. Let me be the friend, I want to be.
[been Cookin]
Nothin but lentils and ... what else did I eat this week? Oh, and some leftover oats for variety. Now let me say this about lentils... -Non Foodies, you can check out here- The beauty of Lentils is that they adhere to any damn broth you're using. If I've got some spare chicken parts- I've got chicken soup lentils If I'm trying to get rid of this ... GIANT JUG OF BEEF BOULION then I've got beef flavored. A big friggin hunk of bone-in ham- hey, I'm set. I'm gonna try cookin it WITH my shank recipes... see where that takes me. Anyway- point is kids for about every 1 1/2 cups of lentils, sorted, rinsed, and inspected give em about 4 cups of your favorite broth- about 2-4 cups of meat, I put in about a table spoon of my favorite red pepper 1/2-1 table spoon (and maybe a couple seeds) of cumin a bit of salt, a bit of pepper about a table spoon of garlic salt but DAMN IT there's plenty of room for adjustment and additions. I've had this same white onion for... a damn
Atomic Love
Atomic Love Andrew and Lore, Who knew cupid was lurking in Fubar. Looking at profiles and rating them, you saw each others and it was instant 11's. Entering the Atomic Bomb Lounge, the conversation typed perfectly, you typed forever. The love emotes being exchanged back and fourth. As Alison Krauss sings, "It's amazing how you can speak right to my heart." So as you your love for each other. Bryan Addams states its best. "Now our dreams are comin true, and now nothin can take you away from me." Stephanie Fiske 9/12/08
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Disturbing The Peace (erotic Fiction)
This year, my wife was a cop for Halloween. After we got home from a costume party, we decided to have a little fun with her costume. Here is what we acted out: We pretended that I was up late one night, and I was watching porn and jerking off in my apartment. I had the television on a little too loud. As I am watching a great anal scene with my pants around my ankles, my doorbell rings. I pause the porno, pull up my pants, and answer the door. This hot female cop is at the door. She tells me that my neighbor called to complain about some unusual noise that was unusually loud coming from my apartment. The cop explains that she rang my doorbell because the noise was too loud and it sounded like I was having some crazy party. The cop is hot, and her perky breasts are keeping my erection from going down. She looks way too hot to know how to use her billy club or gun. How wrong I was. The whole time she is at the door, she is obviously staring at my cock, which is still hard. She does
Because We Are Americans
Because WE are Americans Written by Keith Partney To be enriched by the passion of Glory To bear true faith and allegiance to the same To be entitled to a Declaration of Independence Of all wealth and cause for Freedom To thank the lucky stars to be living in a Free Land Because the flag stands for Freedom and that will never be taken away Pride of an American Dream To be known that your Free and to have that Freedom mean something And to not forget the men and women who gave their lives for your tomorrow To stand up for your Country and defend the Red, White, and Blue To a blessed land of knowing boundaries Unit, Corps, God, Country----the true meaning Untouchable Freedom that time has weathered its source Bearing the knowledge from brother to brother To achieve the best of all worlds To introduce new life and the meaning there of To Conquer and to not be Conquered Understanding wealth,health,and happiness On the road to many horizons Riding the Eagle home t
These Storms Are Making Me Mad....
yeppers there is a another storm..... we just got back to normal around here and a damn storm is coming straight up our asses again.... if we don't watch the weather channel ..we would be screwed it is insane the weather channel is getting higher ratings than any other show.... lol....... this thing is coming directly for galveston which in turn lets us get the east side of this fucker and end up wiht tornadoes and no power for weeks probably.... soooo ummm that means no internet friends for a lil while.... the cell phone lines are already busy do muh verizon card isn't even gonna work once the cable goes out.... dumb shit.... and then the people that had to be rescues.... blows my mind.... thank u muh MOJOE for my security and all the other troops coming in to be here to help out the people in trouble..... well needed to vent and let ya know if i am not on it is because muh verizon is busy and muh freaking lights r out and cable is out and i am living like i am in the stone age.....
Devo-whip It
Devo - Whip It - Devo
41 Things On Sex
1.gotten laid this week? yes 2.had sex in a public place? YES 3.ever laugh during sex? Yep 4.ever cry during sex? NO to cuddle after sex? YES 6.regret sex with someone? Yep 7.ever faked it? Yes, but not in a long time 8.had a threesome? NO WAY!!!! . 9.ever thought of someone else? No old ur first time? 18 i think . 11.who would u like to have sex with right now? Pedro....but i lost my passport >>>lol 12.69? never done many partners? that is sticky 5-6 . sex in the car? forplay yes sex HAVE YOU SEEN MY CAR dont think it can be done 15.ever talk to ur first? yes he is a good friend 16.ever been with a cheater? Yes 17.ever slept w a coworker? Yes..but i was dating him and was with the other b4 he started working with me 18. had sex in a park? not sex but a lot of fun in the mule park at cabel's 19.pool? NO 20.ho
Ppl Ho Lie
why is it some ppl think its ok to lie about everthing even love. Life is hard as it is then we have ppl who are just out to fuck you over because they think they can, well grow up.....fuck heads....
Reflecting Lies
The wind brushed against the daisy's in the window, and filled the bathroom with their dewy scent. The air freshener released its mist of coconut fumed perfume, with a hissing sound coming almost a second after the cloud entered the air. A candle, colored red and scented with raspberries. The flame dancing slowly, as if to a tune only it could hear. But she did not smell the raspberries, or the daisy's, or even the coconut, despite it being only inches from her head. Instead she was face down in the toilet, smelling the bile she had produced just seconds before, to rid her body of the breakfast she had just an hour before that. Wiping her mouth on her a small yellow towel she had purchased at K-mart, she stood up and looked in the mirror. She doesn't see the sunken cheeks, the bulging eyes, or the almost purple bags located just beneath them. Instead she see's what she has always longed for, and is so close to having. Beauty. Beauty that would make the previous boyfriends sor
The Specimen
Whether you believe you did it or not, I was still your specimen. Burned from the bright light of your microscope. How did I look under 32x magnification? Did you find what you were looking for? You cannot change the color of the white overcoat you wore. Cute angelic "sorry's" do not change the legacy of your lore. This was not a circular argument, Where you debate the sharpness of your scalpel. You left me with incision after incision fair maiden. Now I get to spend everyday hereafter, Thinking those precise carvings on my spirit were my self inflicted affair. Maiden explain to me exactly what about this is fair.
A Reveiw Of The New Metallica Album...death Magnetic.
To be more than fair, I must say that after the every last metallica album Since "THE BLACK ALBUM" I uttered the same refrain ...Never Again! Having said so since 1986's Master of Puppets I have bought every new Metallica album on the day of it's release, WITHOUT FAIL! Does this make me a fair weather Metallica Fan. NO It makes me a Highly cynical, Critical and skeptical fan...Who ever hopes they could recapture the LIGHTNING they had for 4 short years and 3 short albums in the 80's. For me Metallica essentially ended Sept of 1986 with the death of Cliff Burton and the long dry spells between overly anticipated albums that failed to meet each of the expectations one would expect from the GREATEST THRASH BAND EVER. In 22 years since the release of Master metallica has only had 5 albums with Death Magnetic becoming number 6 and a2 live dvds A box set and a cover tune cd. I know that perfection is a wonderful thing to obtain, but 3-5 years per album is a little much. Presidential terms
Naughty Toy Chest
Naughty ToyChest Train You've been invited to join my train I'm hosting..The Naughty ToyChest Train.. So if your up for the bumpy ride, click the picture below & jump on in and travel across our FU world! Rules For Naughty Toychest First, rate the naughty Toychest train folder. Folder link is below. There are only 35 pictures so it won't take you long. Leave a comment on the last picture in the folder so that I know that you rated all 35 of the pictures. Start with this picture. Second, r/f/a all the members on the bulletin/blog so that you can get a lots naughty love with us!!! If they are already on your friends list leave them a comment like "Naughty ToyChest" or "Playin in Naughty Toychest" Who's Enjoying the Naughty Toys ~~Tat2BunnyLuv~~@ fubar LilAngelBaby Proudly Owne
Who Is Stalking Who Here?
_Anne ~Miss FU-... just checked you out! Nice,she says I stalk her and she is coming to my page?! blah! _Anne ~Miss FU-Fabul... ("WANTEDDEAD ORALIVE" G.W.B. 09-11-01) So pleasant,she is....
The Eventual (playlist)
The Eventual
"Lacrymosa" Out on your own, Cold and alone again. Can this be what you really wanted, baby? Blame it on me, Set your guilt free. Nothing can hold you back now. Now that you're gone, I feel like myself again. Grieving the things I can't repair and willing... To let you blame it on me, And set your guilt free. I don't want to hold you back now love. I can't change who I am. Not this time, I won't lie to keep you near me. And in this short life, there's no time to waste on giving up. My love wasn't enough. And you can blame it on me, Just set your guilt free, honey. I don't want to hold you back now love.
Testing A New Actress
Was at a freind's house,she likes to shot video for me. At the time I had a girlfriend who wanted to get into the porn biz. That day was every man's dream in a bedroom with two women. Anyway, we were working different postitions and she was doing very well. I wanted to cum two hours, but I doing my best to hold back. We were trying to do a reverse cowgirl, one of my favs. The way she was moving it was hitting right spot and then I popped out and then I popped. I managed to cover her freshly waxed pubic mound. My friend who was holding the camera, her mouth just drops and she say's "when was the last time you came?" and my girlfriend giggles and says this morning. She starts to inform me that she never seen a man cum that much.
Some Levelups For Our Brothers And Sisters
32k to level greeneyes proud Member of the Confederate bombers family...@ fubar 31k to level Georgie Girl@ fubar 17k to level Josh ~Member Of THE CONFEDERATE BOMBERS FAMILY OF CT ~@ fubar 39k to level newt53@ fubar
Me Singing In Italian (old)
I doubt this is very pleasant but it goes with these blogs and I'm organizing. + you don't have to listen :P Comment | Copy This
My Friend
My Friend He was so strong ,brave and true to our country when he served for it . Now he lives with the anger , hate and fears that he seen and fought for . But for the country he knew he had a duty to do so he would do his mission and pray he would be one to be going home at the end . He loves in so many different ways , caring and ginving for and to his friends. With each face he meets a new friend , new name thinking that there is one that will be perfect for him one will be his companion for life one day to be his wife . now i am a friend of this man and i care so much for deeply I understand some of the pain but not all and he does not like to share often.. But when he does it makes you think why is there so much hat in this world? Why cause others so much pain in the world who fought for our country ? He shares through his music you could ask him the name of a song and he could tell you the date time and where the band came from and maybe if he had seen
Stalker Alert! Block Immediately~!
I Am At A Total Loss!!
I have had a bit of crush on a certain woman, she is amazing in every wich way, athletic, head strong, smart, sexy...the whole package. but she seems to not know how to pick out a guy. and when ever I ask her out she says I'm not her type....whatever the fuck that means, I have saved her ass on a few occasions....anyway's. She called me saying that she was stuck at a bar in downtown long beach, so I went to give her a ride, but to my surprise there was a huge fight in the middle of the bar and she was stuck in a corner with her BOYFRIEND cowering in fear BEHIND her. I went through the middle of the brawl taking and giving a few punches of my own in self defense. Got her and her looser boyfriend out of the fight and the bar without them BOTH getting hurt, they were untouched the whole way through. The side of my face and shoulder are still sore because of the stool I ran through as some guy was swinging it at me. i used myself as a human shield to protect her and her BOYFRIEND duc
Becoming The Archetype-elegy (audio)
Elegy - Becoming The Archetype
Initiating The Coworkers....
For the past few weeks, I've been trying to get together a band of locals to charter a sailboat for a week next spring. Knowing my real life friends, we're talking pirate re-enactors, renaissance faire junkies, and living-history specializing historians. As I'm ultimately looking for a crew of six (myself included) to charter from one of the various rental locations along the Chesapeake to Virginia Beach and back for a week (a reasonably easy sail, even if we go 20-30 miles offshore to do it), I want a few experienced people, and to round out the crew with a bunch of bluebloods (I grew up on sailboats, so I'm all good for the experienced crew). This week, one of my big-bosses started posturing with me regarding the local renaissance festival. He announced up and down that he'd have the most authentic pirate outfit there during pirate weekend (he was upset when he found out that he couldn't wear his two 16th century pistols (while historically accurate - and his are real vintage
Poem 2
thnking of us thinking of us nd wondering why why did it take me solong to find ya why do i know we are meant to be why does evrything seem so right thinking of you an destinee i know i am a father to be but why me why me thinking of wat is to come why does life go by so fast why does it always work for the best if we foget about all the rest thinking bout the future who knows wat is to happen thinking of us, thinking of us
Rush-closer To The Heart (live)
When we are motivated by goals that have deep meaning, by dreams that need completion, by pure love that needs expressing - then we truly live life. - Greg Anderson When I hear somebody sigh, Life is hard, I am always tempted to ask, Compared to what? - Sydney Harris The only thing that stands between a man and what he wants from life is often merely the will to try it and the faith to believe that it is possible. - Richard M. DeVos If you live for love you spread kindness and compassion everywhere you go. When you stop believing in your heart you are but a sterile vessel wandering in the wilderness. - Francis Hegmeyer Life can be found only in the present moment. The past is gone, the future is not yet here, and if we do not go back to ourselves in the present moment, we cannot be in touch with life. - Thich Nhat Hanh
Rush-spirit Of Radio (live)
Fu Fu -fu Fu
fuwell i fuwanna fu tell u bout fusuzybeths and fusassi's fufriday funight well fu where fudo i fubeagin we fumeet at fuhendricks fufor fudinner fucame fuhome fuhad a fusmoke and fumany fudrinks and fulaughed our fuasses off fuwe decided to fu go fu to fubed fubecause fuwe are fu fucked fu up so fu fuck fuya fusuzybeth and fusassi
2112- Rush (live)
Life is Like A Butterfly slowly waking up from the fantasy of a dream my hand searches in vain for the dream to be a reality dreams are like a flower only when they bloom we realize how wonderful it can be! or how horrible its going to be! i sit upon a dream patiently waiting for it to bloom nurtured it for a long time, with all things good! time, i have spent! love, i have given lots of! hope, i have infused into it! confidence, i have plenty of it! from a cocoon that i built around myself i changed into a beautiful little butterfly waiting to soar into the light of the day taking my dream along with me! perched on the flower that is now my dream, i wait for it to bloom to seal my fate - life or death!
Don't You Hate It When...
Don't you hate it when you meet new people... and you find they aren't who they seem to be? and they make excuses for their actions? and they tear you down just because they find it 'fun'? and they blame other people for their inability to act like an adult? and you find out they are a Democrat? and they don't consider your feelings at all? and they just want to lie about everything?
Dad Chases Nude Boy From Daughter's Room With Pipe
I love the news..... DELTONA, Fla. - An angry Deltona father whacked his teenage daughter's boyfriend with a metal pipe after finding the boy naked in his daughter's room. Authorities say the father, 45, didn't even know his daughter had a boyfriend or that the youngster had been sneaking into the home for more than a year. When he heard noises coming from his daughter's bedroom Thursday morning and saw a stranger standing naked on the girl's bed, he swung a metal pipe. He then chased the teen out the front door and called police. The boy was taken to the hospital where doctors closed a head wound with staples. The father was charged with aggravated battery on a child and bonded out on $10,000.
Marlboro Is Paying For All 100-11's
We're A Dying Breed
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every guy that reassured h
Rush "tom Sawyer" Live
Set In Motion
Our fears ring true We're on a march towards the end Cover my eyes But I still hear the deafening drums of war Onward every twisted spoke Let's make history Let's make history stop When there's nothing left We'll be fed our father's dreams And I find every time I face this skyline I picture it in ruins It's not going to stop Our fears ring true We are numbered with the dead When I finally come apart Every piece will melt holes into the streets Onward every twisted spoke Let's make history Let's make history stop When there's nothing left We'll be fed our father's dreams We can't let it happen like this Burn it down Burn it to the fucking ground It's not going to stop
My Will Be A Dead Man-project 86
Start Me Up
The Results For Today Are In
MESSAGE FROM PHAROH hey hun as u can see this is becomming harder and harder as the grand prize is getting closer and closer. Yesterday u had accumulated 15399 points and today u have a grand total of 18607 points keeping u in the game and in the semi-finals for the prize. i am so thankful for u playing and look forward to tomorrows elimination as this is such a good fight for top. keep up u are so close now pharoh Ps the person eliminated was 240 points less then u hun
Poem For My Dad
Dont wheep for me, know i am already gone My spirit is flying high above the pain my body is in, Know I love you and will always watch over you, When you look opon me now see through the tremors and the dark vacant eyes, See that my soul is free and with all those i have loved that have gone before me. They guild me towards a brighter light, A land of gardens and trees. Know that they are waiting to celebrate my life just as i hope in my passing you celebrate my freedom. If you must cry, please let it be tears of joy, knowing that i am now feel of the pain and terrible weakness. When stupid things happen look to the sky and know I am laughing, When bad things happen and you ask why I will try to answer. Whether good or bad know I am always with you held deep within your heart.
Spy Hunter-project 86
There is a smile of love There is a smile of deceit There is a smile of smiles In which these two smiles meet There is a frown of hate There is a frown of frowns Which you strive to forget in vain For it sticks in the hearts deep core It sticks in the deep back bone No smile that ever was smiled But only one smile alone That's between the cradle and the grave There only one can be But when it once is smiled There's an end to all misery
Help Sundae Level Up
PLEASE HELP! please stop by and leave some rates fan/add/rate. everything is greatly apprecaited. she needs 75k to level shes an awesome lady with a huge heart she will help you in anyway . ty all Click the pic to show SUNDAE SOME LOVE!
Little Green Men-project 86
Up Until Dawn
Build me a bridge, burn me a fire Rest something in my empty hands Fill it with light, fear me tonight A figure that you would not understand Up until dawn Sweat on your palms Feeling you pour me in Under again, under my skin Guiding me through this fear Sweet things, build on these Sweet things, build on me Swinging my head, an appertain Circling momentum, round and round Crunching my thirst, first for my thought Second to fill my silent mind Sweet things, build on these Sweet things, bring to me Up until dawn Guiding me through this fear.
Situation Decides
A dream cannot be shared Contradiction holds on tightly I won't give the facts away Like the brightest shooting star Can't give the dark the light of day Situation decides It won't always hold you tightly Still your mind Is beyond the reach As a child has no plans to grow Foolish forecasts self indulgence No future only fairground rides Fear of pain desire for pleasure Situation decides It won't always hold you tightly You always seem to drive me Back inside myself Our dreams Should not be shared Fantasies are only temporary The facts never clash It surrounds me Like loves subtle protection But I can still hear The war next door Back inside myself
Chimes-project 86
One Armed Man (play On) Project 86
Cleaning Friends List
if u want to stay on my friends list let me know, if not good bye and good luck
Those Born 1930-1979
Those Born 1930-1979 READ TO THE BOTTOM FOR QUOTE OF THE MONTH BY JAY LENO. IF YOU DON'T READ ANYTHING ELSE---VERY WELL STATED TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking. As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and
Overwhelming Sadness
Dunno where it came from or why, but it just hit me like a brick to the face. Not the music i'm listening too, nothing anybody said, just bam, sadness. I'm confused...
Wake Up America
Greeting to all. What has society become to have the ability to create war.For what? This land was founded on people that made America what is is today, please, lets not forget that ok? I can do without a Caddy, but not a fatty... Feed the poor, create no more... -- Tax this Bush....
Control (live)
Obsolete (live)
Pharohs Elimination Contest
What Finger Are You?
You Are the Index Finger You are ambitious, driven, and capable. You aren't afraid to take responsibility for your actions - or place the blame on whoever deserves it. You are honest, free thinking, and objective. You see things in your own way - and you aren't afraid to let everyone know about it. You get along well with: The Thumb Stay away from: The Ring Finger What Finger Are You?
Stall Out (live)
T Shirts That K Mart Can't Sell.....
Plan B (live)
Hi, thank you for the gifts... being new I tried to return the favor by gifting back what I received... but i couldn't find the drinks section... AND I don't think I have enough Fubucks yet. Ugh! I am FUBAR
I wonder about allot of things, things like if you love someone so much, why do you treat them the way you treated me? After I got this job, the only thing that made me make it through the day was knowing I got to talk to you that night. Us making plans about me coming out east forever... But I guess that was for nothing... Still to this day I replay your voice, look and even the setting of us in your bed talking, and you saying "baby your the best thing to ever happen to me, and your the best Ive ever had"... What happened, why did you "loose your mind"? like you told me? If you wanted our relationship to end then it should of ended then... I still picture your face at the airport the day I was leaving... You crying and telling me I had 1 year to be back to you in your arms forever... Well that has all changed hasn't it? I noticed in your email to me today that you must of taken his last name. I remember the notes (that you threw out) of you writing my last name wi
Dolla Dolla Dolla!
Denniece doing the "Cent Dance" at work haha Yeah, today was a slow day :P -REL
Have You Heard This Rumor?!
Georgia's Finest is one of the raddest people on Fubar. She'd love to get the spotlight and I think we should see her there. Don't you? Georgia's Finest((Fu-owned by Timothy))@ fubar Fan, Rate, Add, Bling her!Send her your fubucks, because seriously, how many e-drinks can ya buy? LOL PLEASE REPOST!!!! Peria, ETid, FuGF of Ruby Cairo & xXSedative Death DemonxX ? CounterB!tch to Trancy@ fubar Blueprints For Future Homes - Norma Jean (repost of original by 'Peria, ETid, FuGF of Ruby Cairo & xXSedative Death DemonxX CounterB!tch to Trancy' on '2008-09-08 19:39:03') (repost of original by '~DevilGirl~ Sonny's Keeper' on '2008-09-08 20:14:48') (repost of original by 'Peria, ETid, FuGF of Ruby Cairo & xXSedative Death DemonxX CounterB!tch to Trancy' on '2008-09-08 20:35:08') (re
This Fit Me To A Tee
The Great Bear is found on every continent and comes in many sizes and colors. The bear is revered on every continent, especially North America where the indigenous people who believe it was once human and Great Mystery lives in the spirit of bear. Many American Indian tribes have bear clans and bear ceremonies. Bear people use herbs and other plants in healing. Bear medicine is powerful and without peer among the animal people. The bear is a guide to the river of meaning. BEAR MEDICINE * Bear is spirit keeper of the West, the place of darkness, maturity and good harvest. From this place, Grandfather Bear gives strength, introspection and knowledge. * Bears are active during the night and day. This symbolizes its connection with solar energy, that of strength and power, and lunar energy, that of intuition. It enhances and teaches those with this totem how to develop both within themselves. * Grandfather Bear is a solitary dweller a
Memories Photos
Break The Same (live)
Stare At The Sun- Mutemath (live)
Take Time To Look, They Blow Your Mind
Warning From Bank Negara!!
For your information. Please give wide publicity ! Bank ATM's Converted to Steal IDs of Bank Customers A team of organized criminals are installing equipment on legitimate bank ATM's in at least 2 regions to steal both the ATM card number and the PIN. The team sits nearby in a car receiving the information transmitted wirelessly over weekends and evenings from equipment they install on the front of the ATM (see photos). If you see an attachment like this, do not use the ATM and report it immediately to the bank using the phone on the front of the ATM. The equipment used to capture your ATM card number and PIN are cleverly disguised to look like normal ATM equipment. A 'skimmer' is mounted to the front of the normal ATM card slot that reads the ATM card number and transm its it to the criminals sitting in a nearby car. At the same time, a wireless camera is disguised to look like a leaflet holder and is mounted in a position to view ATM PIN entries. The thieves copy the cards and use th
Chapter 1
Remember me? The forgotten one with the penchant to help lost souls; even though I, myself am lost. They say that that which does not kill you only makes you stronger.or makes you mad enough with a vengeance to find that which tried to kill you in the first place. Am I mad? Am I mad because I have tried so very hard to find that very thingDeath? Death is no stranger to me. He comes in the middle of the night to steal away the only ones that I have truly loved. My mother, my father, my precious, beautiful, princess Carrie. He stole them right from under my grasp. Yes, I mourned for my mother and my father. But not nearly as deeply as I mourned for my Carrie. Some say circumstances change people, sometimes down to the very core. And I am not the same man that I was in 2005. Not the same gentle, kind, loving soul who would literally give the shirt from his very back to someone in need. No. I am much different now. More callous and cautious. All the deaths death sa
Mutemath Amazing Keytar Solo!
Energy Alert - September 12, 2008
This is the newest Energy Alert, issued today! Enjoy! Remember that this is Karen's interpretation on what is going on energetically. Be sure to run it by your own "truth meter", lol....whether it feels like truth to you. Much love, warm hugs, and blessings, one and all! Greetings! The energies have not changed much over the past few weeks, so even though there is not much to tell, in a strange way, there is. We are still in a stage where we have unplugged from one outlet, and our plugs are hanging in mid-air until we plug into a new outletbut the glimmerings are arriving for that very new outlet in strange and sometimes subtle ways. This is an exciting time indeed. While we are in the unplugged stage, we are preparing and re-aligning in preparation. We are preparing for a whole new us with a very new role, or new aspect to our current roles. So then, being unplugged means that things are still, as we bottom out before we begin again. W
Mutemath-collapse (live)
I know you're thinkin this is guna be some sordid little message but i'm afraid you're wrong! I'm so tired now guna sleep in tomorrow oh joy! hum saturday... sounds promising! got to visit the family soon new addition... baby alphe how lame is this my uncle is called al and my aunt is call phe... why would you do that!? what if they have another child what will they call one pheal?! Sounds pervy to me!!! anyways bedtime rant over hope everyone who reads this has a peacefull sleep... ooohh and doin more photos tomorrow never know whats comin next think I need to up my game I want to be godmother asap! Also if anyone wants to buy me a blast they are more than welcome!!! love you all sweet dreams xxx
Mutemath-noticed (live)
6 More Months
S C O R P I O: The Bitch
Once you have opened this bulletin, there's no turning back! Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist predictions; Read your sign, then repost this in a new bulletin with your zodiac sign and label; If u don't repost this, u will have bad luck for as long as it says in your description :) -S C O R P I O: The Bitch Can be mean sometimes, and will Probably knock your ass out, if crossed the wrong way!! EXTREMELY sexy Intelligent, Energetic, Predict future, Most erotic, Freak in bed, GREAT kisser, Always get what they want, Creative, Very Down to Earth, Sexy, Attractive, Easy going, Loves being in long relationships, Talkative, The sexiest ever; Romantic, Caring && 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost this! -V I R G O: The Freak Dominant in relationships, Sexy, Someone loves them right now, Freak in bed, Always wants the last word, Caring, Smart, Intellectual, Attractive, Lo
Mutemath Live On The Late Show
The Deadman Is Back
After a long time buried in a divorce and all life can throw at you.....big evil is back.
Diamondjo's Casino Trip
I recently booked a trip to Chicago with my friend from Canada and i was very impressed how accompanying the bus was. I was certain that it was going to be full like before and hoping that they didnt screw things up like the last trip This time there was another wheelchair and she called them the night before and told them she was riding so hopefully they would know that she was riding this time. She got on and the driver did not know how to work the lift so so he had to call in and get walked through for her to get lifted up in the bus because again the driver was not informed that there was going to be a wheelchair , not to mention two including me. Then she was on and I had to get on so she had to move to the other side. So the driver had it down pat when the time came to me because he had a wheelchair just before me. We ride to Dubuque and the lady from the casino walked out to our bus and handed us our Player Club Cards and a ticket for a free lunch which had a salad b
Iron Maiden - Flight Of Icarus
Artist - Iron Maiden Song - Flight Of Icarus Album - Piece Of Mind Album Cover - Song Length - 3:49 Info - Taken from Wikipedia "The song is loosely based on the ancient Greek myth of Icarus who was imprisoned with his father Daedalus in a tower on Crete. So the pair fabricated wings for themselves from feathers and wax. Unfortunately Icarus, not heeding the advice of his father, flew too close to the sun, melting the wax that held the feathers together and thus fell to his death in the sea. Vocalist Bruce Dickinson admits that he had modified the original tale to make it an allegory of teenage rebellion against adult authority (which caused the death of Icarus in this case). The first solo in "Flight of Icarus" is played by Dave Murray whilst the second solo is played by Adrian Smith. The ending solo is played by Dave Murray." Video - Lyrics - [Smith/Dickinson] As the sun breaks, above the ground, An old man stands on the hill. As
Club Insanity
Blue Man Group-berlin Music Awards
Women Drivers
I know everyone reading this will enjoy it - no matter which sex you are. This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a Woman In a brand new Cadillac Doing 65 mph With her Face up next to her Rear view mirror Putting on her eyeliner. I looked away For a couple seconds! And when I looked back she was Halfway over in my lane, Still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped My electric shaver, Which knocked The donut Out of my other hand. In all The confusion of trying To straighten out the car Using my knees against The steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important cal
Loving Someone Afraid Of Commitment
Loving someone afraid of commitment.hoping someday they will see,you love them unconditional
Please Help Find Him
Hurricane Ike!
OK so my friend Kevin (who is actually sitting in my living room right now...) set up a web cam to show whats going on in my front yard LOL here ya go! Express Yourself LIVE
Please Help Find Him
Fire If not contained Is like the plague that engulfs everything thats in its path. Its bright yellows, blues and greens Is of passion untold, uneventful Unrevokably sought after folds of warmth. Fire contained can be controlled Beautiful with its bright hues of Yellows, blues and greens. The way it lightly dances on and slightly kisses the logs and timber in The fire place or pit or coal. Scorches to the touch as if by only given as a Forbidden treasure to watch over, to keep forever alive, and to never die out But when that fire dies, that all hope and warmth dies along with it
Things To Do When Your Isp Goes Down.
1. Dial 911 immediately. 2. Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past 2 years. 3. You mean there's something else to do? 4. Threaten your ISP with an impeachment vote. 5. Work. 6. Re-introduce yourself to your immediate family. 7. Get that kidney transplant you've been putting off. 8. Sleep (and dream about surfing the Internet)!
Ashley Far Away
Toby Keith Speaks His Mind On 9/11 Anniversary
ATLANTA -- If you were wondering what Toby Keith had to say on the seventh anniversary of the 9/11 terrorist attacks, here you go: "Never apologize for being patriotic. F*** 'em!" And with that, he finished his concert here at the Lakewood Amphitheatre on Thursday night. Keith has never been shy in front of a microphone, but he was in rare form throughout the outdoor show, dropping numerous expletives in his lyrics and within his off-the-cuff remarks. A surprising number of kids in the audience were hanging onto every word. However, he saved his patriotic remarks until the encore. "Somebody said it was something about 9/11," he declared, after returning to the stage a few minutes after the main set. "It's not a celebration, but that's a holiday we should never forget." Before he began singing his last few songs, he extended his gratitude to American soldiers in uniform, as well as "to all your families and all Americans who appreciate you." He slightly amended the lyrics to "
2008 Election please check this out.
"ike" I Just Don't Know!
OK I REALLY DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE TO DO THIS! I realize this may not be Hurricane IKE warnings, alerts, or the like. But Hurricane's do bring rain and lots of it, wind, water surges and the like which all can result in flash flooding. According to the weather channel only 50% chose to take warning and evacuate. Not only are they putting their own lives at risk, but also the lives of the rescuers that come to help. We have lost so many people in the world because of tragedy's like this. Why do people think they can weather the storm and ride it out. They are saying to expect lives lost. The 20 foot sea wall they built after the 1900 Galveston Hurricane has settled since it was erected. If they are lucky the say it's 15 foot. With the high tides,water surge and wave heights there is going to be some major flooding with Galveston. I only hope and pray that everyone has or will vacate to safer grounds. We just spent a day in remembrance of what happened on September
Please Help Find Him
This Is Bullshit...
So I had this friend... and yes, I say had because we're no longer friends... who lied about me, started a whole ton of drama, and was just generally hurtful, rude and condescending. I've got tons of examples of the shit she pulled, and it's mostly stupid and petty shit, but it's just the matter that over the 3 years that I've known her, she's never once just been able to be happy for anyone but herself. Case in point... I'm small. I've always been small. It's not like I'm actively trying to stay thin, but I have ADHD and my metabolism is pretty fucking high. I've been like this my entire life. I used to try to be a pothead, hoping that I'd gain weight... but it's seriously like the more I eat, the more I stay the same weight. She would always make comments about force feeding me, and calling me a "skinny minnie..." I told her point blank that that shit was hurtful. She blew it off because "everyone wants to be skinny." I was hospitalized earlier this year, basically about to di
Rules And Prizes
Ok To let everyone know each month we will have a prize for our best bomber and for our best level helper. The Prizes you will have your choice each month: *$20 bling pack *7-day blast *1-month V.I.P. During the month we will be giving small prizes when you least expect it for any reason. Show your family your hard work and dedication and you will be rewarded. thank you all Thank you Angel Eyes, MsBratt, BassTracker
ya'll wanna own me?? ...............FUCKIN TOO BAD! ...........but i am still selling my nsfw pics.... or trading them for boobies idk ......kinda drunk so forgive me ..............and thats all i got
In the Amazon forests of Brazil and Venezuela, women of the Yanomami believe that for a child to grow strong they need to copulate frequently with many men during pregnancy. Combibophobia is the fear of sucking. Phagophobia is the fear of swallowing. Ptyalophobia is the fear of spitting. Sperm banks keep their donor semen at approximately -321 degrees Fahrenheit. Teachers are eight times more likely to be infertile than men with any other job. Twenty-eight percent of men feel they reach sexual climax too quickly. The Ancient Greeks believed semen was stored in a man's cranium. Film legend Marlene Dietrich claimed to have slept with John F. Kennedy when she was 62. A castrated male reindeer is called a bull. In a sex study, 45 percent of American men said they prefer to make love with the light on. Only 17 percent of American women prefer it that way. It took Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette seven years to consummate their marriage. During the fil
Every Breath....
I awake each day with a smile And greet it with a laugh; The world is a treasure to me Because of you. Every time I think of something sad, I replace the thought- with you! My mind is instantly changed And my heart is filled with gladness. Every breath I take is meant for you, I live this life surrounded in joy And I bathe in the promise of your love, My soul belongs to you. Each time I see something beautiful I want to take it and bring it to you; My life has so much meaning now All because of you.
This Can't Be Good
Simpson Jurors Selected: Nine Women, Three Men ROFL!!!!!!
Bush Set The Usa Up!!!fucking Dumbshit
everything = 11... 1. new york city=11 letters same with all of these....afghanistan,george w bush,twin towers,and a terrorist leader RASMIN YESUB...IS THAT CRAZY OR WHAT?here is some more flight 11 had 92 passengers 9+2=11 and flight 77 had 65 passengers 6+5=11...all of the four planes had 254 passengers together is that...oh some more september 9/11 9+1+1=11. it equals to our emergency number 911.september 11th is the 254 day of the year 2+5+4=11 and madrids bombing was 911 days after 911 happend here...get this jet fuel burns at only 1800 degrees steel can only melt at 3000 degrees but,c4 can burn 3000 degrees...there was c4 in the towers and some one herd a fireman say "pull it"after he did it collapsed it was rigged and the planes that hit had extra fuel tanks on them.the wtc #7 was 2 blcoks away and it feel to the ground at 5:00 pm,after every thing else...EXPLAIN HOW ALL OF THIS IS A LIE.....
I Promise Baby
I promise baby I'll love you with you forever I'll stay I'll do anything and everything To keep harm to you away I promise baby I can give you hugs That only I can give I'll honor and protect you As long as I shall live I promise baby I'll give you kisses So sweet forever you'll taste I'll kiss you until tomorrows here No kisses for you to waste I promise baby I'll be here with you Like I know you'll be there for me I'll bring happiness to your eyes Love deeper than the sea I promise baby I'll never hurt you forever have no fears I'll give up everything To see you cry no tears I promise baby you can trust me I'll give you the world and more I'll be your fairytale suitor You shall be my Cinderella girl I promise baby I'll treat you As every women shall be My beautiful royal princess Show you off for everyone to see I promise baby this to you Promises so deep than he said, " But I'm truly sorry, there isn't one that I did keep."
Seductive Temptaions Bulletin
Movies Of Note For 2009
X-Men Origins: Wolverine (Hugh Jackman, Liev Schreiber, Ryan Reynolds -- 'nuff said) He's Just Not That Into You (You've read the book, now see the movie!) Friday the 13th (Because the other 25 movies just didn't cover it) Terminator Salvation (Don't ya just love repetition?) Land of the Lost (some things just shouldn't be found) The A-Team (Why come up with an original plot when you can just recycle an old TV show?) Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (... or an old cartoon for that matter) Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (Them Weasley twins have gotten pretty darn hot since they've growed up!) Piranha 3-D (Because everyone knows there are Amazonian Piranha lurking under Lake Havasu in Arizona) G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra (Again with the old cartoons!) Final Destination 4 (If its the Final Destination, why are there 4 of them?) A Nightmare on Elm Street (Again 25 ...... in this installment, Freddy comes over to borrow a cup of sugar) Astro Boy (A
Secret Thoughts
In my secret thoughts each day, that's where you linger, that's where you stay. I daydream constantly of me and you, of special times, of all we could do. One of these days If I do let it show. Hesitant at first, the excitement will grow. Ahh, the stolen moments and emotions we'll share. The compassion and tenderness that shows we do care. The passionate abandon will soon overcome, and once it get's started can't be undone. When it's all over and morning draws near, reality sets in and all becomes clear. We'll think we're in love, could it be true? No, you don't love me and I don't love you. No matter reality, this thing that we started, locks us in memory banks and can never be parted. We knew when we started what was at stake, and with each passing glance both our hearts ache. So to myself I will keep these desires, of times and those moments that gravitate higher. To myself I will dream, to myself I will yearn, to avoid those hard lessons I d
Within a few minutes all of these people leveled, no happy hour right now either. I was just sharing the oddness with you. friend judos just moved up to level 20 -- Rock Star! friend Fish just moved up to level 17 -- Pimp! friend hellz monster just moved up to level 17 -- Pimp! friend Iceman4484 just moved up to level 13 -- Bad Fu! friend DJ TBONER just moved up to level 15 -- Idol! friend Boliver McShagn... just moved up to level 14 -- Minion! friend HUMPER - dont u... just moved up to level 15 -- Idol! friend chipsahoy just moved up to level 14 -- Minion! friend You know me ..d... just moved up to level 15 -- Idol! This song reminds me of a sweet friend.
Model Vikki
Hello FubarFolk! Sorry I've been offline for a few days. Had to get my husband packed and back on a plane, he's in Southern Germany at this moment (hellloooo James!). We had a great time while he was home this time, bags of sex and prezzies for Vikki!! Hurray! I've been made a mad offer through my Facebook profile from a guy in Leeds (about two hours from here) who wants me and Jon to drive down there sometime over the weekend so he can takes pics of me or me and Jon together. James is ok with it if I am and as long as Jon looks after me while I'm there. The guy is an amateur photographer and assures me he just wants some pics of me for his own personal, ahem, pleasure! The maddest bit of all? He's offered me 500 plus expenses for a couple of hours of me posing in front of a camera!! If I do it, it's not about the money's about having fun and living life to the full. I'll let you know what we get up to... Vikki xxx
Goin Blind-kiss
Legendz Never Die !!!
ThAy- R Re-Born! Get Your Own Player!
A Little Respect-erasure
One Step Ahead-split Enz
Ball And Chan-janis Joplin
A woman went into a bar in Newfoundland and saw a Mountie with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen. She asked him if was true what they say about men with big feet. The Mountie grinned and said, "Sure is, little lady. Why don't you come over to the barracks and let me prove it to you?" The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him. The next morning she handed him a $100 bill. Blushing, he said, "Well, thanks, ma'am. I'm real flattered. nobody ever paid me for my services before." "Don't be flattered...take the money and buy yourself boots that fit."
Bikers Wife
Happily Married Biker Badass Biker Bob wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Bob looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you." So he goes to the kitchen, and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Bob asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious, broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door." Confused, Badass Bob asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
7 Degrees Of Blonde
Seven Degrees of Blonde FIRST DEGREE: A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up. The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know! It was some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear." -.,_,.-:*?`?*:-.,_,.-:*?`?*:-.,_,.-:*?`?*: SECOND DEGREE: Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk and leaned down to pick it up. She opened it, looked in the mirror and said, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second blonde said, "Here, let me see!" So the first blonde handed her the compact. The second one looked in the mirror and said, "You dummy, it's me! *:-.,_,.-:*?`?*:-.,_,.-:*?`?*:-.,_,.-:*?`?*:- THIRD DEGREE: A blonde suspected her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she went out and b
Couple Updates To The Site Today..
for those who haven't noticed, we just enabled some updated tooltips. they look about the same as before, but we redid a bunch of the javascript and other logic that made them work. hopefully they're much smoother, more reliable and easier to use than before (this includes the tooltips used in the shoutbox). if things seem weird for you, hold your shift key down and hit the 'refresh' button on your browser. that should force your browser to download the newest javascript if it missed any earlier. let me know if you notice any problems with the updated tooltips, or if they seem to work better. also, i'm just about done with the top dudes and chicks of fubar page. i'll probably make it public tomorrow afternoon. the rankings will be generated every week (probably wednesday nights). we have a couple other good enhancements that will hopefully be ready before monday.... stay tuned! -mike
Lessons Learned After Hurrican Gustav
~Lessons Learned After Gustav ~ 1. No matter how many times you flick the switch, lights don't work without electricity. 2. Vienna sausages only appear on the food pyramid during hurricane season. 3. Gas mileage is recalculated based on miles per fume. 4. Lovebugs do not disappear in 80mph wind gusts. 5. Disasters can cancel one LSU football game but there will be even bigger casualties if we cancel two. 6. Despite protests, kids can re-live their parents' youth when there were only 3 tv channels! 7. Cats are even more irritating without power. 8. Baton Rouge without traffic lights resembles Mexico City, Rome, Los Angeles and New York City all rolled into a single snarl. 9. A 7 lb bag of ice will chill 6-12 oz beers to a drinkable temperature in 11 minutes, and still keep a 14 lb. turkey frozen for 8 more hours... 10. There are/were a lot of really big trees around here! 11. Just because you're 18 doesn't mean you can stay out as la
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Ooooh Child-the Stairsteps
Lost Realisr
"Lost Realist" My independence is calling my name A doubtful voice divides my faith My independence only hesitates An unsure choice I can't embrace You're gonna have to carve me, Carve me from stone Right to the bone or I'll end up alone Playing the role Of someone in control Why do I rush to slow down Why do I rush to slow down everything Why do I rush to slow down Why do I rush to slow down everything Will the dice ever roll When will I ever know Will the plot ever twist Or will I still resist I've been playing the part of a lost realist My indepednce is turning the page Tomorrow comes we start to fade My independence only complicates It's not enough to meet half way You'll have to carve me Carve me from stone Right to the bone Or I'll end up alone Playing the role Of someone in control Why do I rush to slow down Why do I rush to slow down everything Why do I rush to slow down Why do I rush to slow down everything Will the dice ever rol
Slangen Som Spiste Lvinnen (og Hinsides Det Ukjente Territoriet)
Sett som mtet mellom to kontinenter og to problemstillinger fdt separat (Egypt og Aztekerne) kan nazismen sees som Slangens spisning av Lvinnen. Hvis vi beskriver Slangens virkemte som forgiftning, sluking av noe helt og opprettholdelse av (en kvinnes) maske er dette tilfelle i nazi-Tyskland. Masken ble opprettholdt av Hitler som helt og Gud. Men ogs av kvinnens rolle som tilhengere og heiagjenger. Konsentrasjonsleiren kan sees som Slangens mage hvor konsumeringen av ofrene holdes skjult. Forgiftningen er ikke vanskelig finne i karikaturteiningene av jdene, i propagandafilmene. Hele ideologien handler om forgiftning. Hvis vi klarer godta Slangen som en historisk del av kvinnens vesen og at nazismen er det "hyeste" en kvinnelig Slange-kult kan drive det, er det mulig snu p problemstillingen. Er det mulig for en Lvinne spise en Slange? Ja. Nr slangen har spist sitt offer ligger den dorsk og venter i timesvis p bli slank igjen. Det var tilfelle med n
Papa Was A Rollin Stone-the Temptations
"Stories" I found a line and then it grew I found myself still thinking of you I felt so empty and now I'm fine But still it's burning, when will you be mine? [Chorus:] Too much of the same stories in our lives I think it's time for change, don't you? Too much of the same stories in our lives (I think it's time for us to walk away from here) Stories in our lives, we keep them all inside [x2] Look at me still in your mind Our memories so intertwined Well you broke through and found your way And so did I no need to stay The same old picture, tried and true Been through there, let's look for something new Too much of the same stories in our lives I think it's time for change, don't you? Too much of the same stories in our lives (I think it's time for us to walk away from here) [Chorus] Do you remember lying on the beach so late at night Do you remember running through the sprinklers that night Do you remember all the songs that I have wrote for you,
Students Place Flags To Remember Lives Lost
Students Place Flags to Remember Lives Lost Thu September 11, 2008 - FALLS CHURCH, Va. marshall high school september Students at Marshall High School in Falls Church decided to plant a garden of American flags in remembrance of the lives lost during the September 11 terrorist attack seven years ago. From a distance it looks like a garden, but the flags that adorn the front of George C. Marshall High School are a sign of reverence and hope. Marshall senior Matthew Martz had the idea for the project, and wanted the act of placing a flag for each life lost to make people stop and think of the horrific events of that day and the men and women who gave their lives to help others. "I believe no one should forget about 9/11 and what happened that day," Matthew said. And students did just that by planting 2977 American flags in front of the school. Eventually the entire school became involved. Even the principal was impressed by the
Boondock Saints!
A beautiful Preyer, and a great movie!! :D "and shepherds we shall be. For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from thy hand that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to thee and teeming with souls shall it ever be. E nomini patri, et Fili e spiritu sancti."
My Heart Bleeds!
My heart bleeds Its funny how some one can break your heart and you still love them with all the little pieces.
Guys...please Read!
Never. Never say I love you If you really don't care Never talk about feelings If they aren't really there Never hold my hand If your going to break my heart Never say you are goin to If you don't plan to start Never look into my eyes If all you do is lie Never say hi If you really mean goodbye If you really mean forever Then say you will try Never say forever Cuz forever makes me cry...
A Poem Of Hope
This is a poem of Hope Time ticking by slowly thoughts of a better future fade everything hazy eyes closing drifting, lazily, into the darkness of sleep fading dreams, overcoming happiness then suddenly a flash of bright light a strong sudden sigh of relief
Turn Me Lose-loverboy
Look!! U Too Can Own Ur Very Own Shedevil!!
How Much I Feel-ambrosia
Kewl Video
Don't Go Away Mad-motley Crue
Get Up And Dance
Lost Hollow footsteps, cloaked by night Of sadness known through tortured sight The willow weeps for solitude As Owl moans a gloomy interlude. - Reflection in the glossy lake If I should die before I wake A tear shatters the silent face That seeks solace in this deserted place. Wind whispers through the willows leaves, And Owl, perched high, silently grieves. The glow from city lights afar Swallow whole a falling star. A wish upon the trembling lips For peace. A raven gently sips The water near his honored guest, But soon flies to his hidden nest. Weary beneath the flowing cloak, The traveller rests against an oak And fights the lure of heavenly sleep -I pray the Lord my soul to keep Forever lost, each journey taken Plagues the mind; the nights awaken Troubled visions, thoughts of yesterdays, That seem like beacons - lives away. Random comforts cannot ease this soul, For knowledge takes its weary toll Pon one who suffers with each breath,
I Hate Everything...-ugly Kid Joe
What Is Love
Confused Girl....
The girl sits, thinking. Alone, as always, in a crowded room. Now its time for her to make up her mind. Does she stick to the path shes on, the one where nothing will happen, where everything will stay the same, or does she stray for comfort and follow her heart back to the land of hurt? The one she wants is far away yet so close, and the one she has is close yet so far away. so the gtirl sits a little longer, crying softly in the dark, confussed and alone.
Hero Worship-the B's
will some one please tell me why!! I can't stand this any more...I know I'm a good person, but I keep getting F*cked over... I just want to be trusted, and not lied to... and cared about. Is that so much to ask for? *sigh* wtf ever.... I hate reno!!!
Hit The Road Jack-ray
Ike Pa #47
Here there is no rain and winds are about 5.5 with gusts to 6.3. In Galveston the storm surge is equal to a Cat 4 due to the width of Ike, but rain has not yet started. It is on the edge of the hurricane winds. Once again, thank you all for your prayers and i will remain online until power goes out (if it does). It does look like the storm has shifted a little and I will be on the good side of the hurricane (west) but the speed has picked up, which means that it will remain at a Cat 2 until after it passes Houston and somewhere between there and Conroe it will become cat 1. Now for the update: 400 PM CDT FRI SEP 12 2008 ...IKE'S FURY AIMED AT THE UPPER TEXAS AND SOUTHWEST LOUISIANA COAST... A HURRICANE WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM MORGAN CITY LOUISIANA TO NORTH OF PORT ARANSAS TEXAS. HURRICANE CONDITIONS ARE EXPECTED TO REACH THE COAST IN THE WARNING AREA LATER TODAY. A TROPICAL STORM WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM PORT ARANSAS TO PORT MANSFIELD TEXAS. A TROPICA
Mein Herr-liza
Holiday Was Fantastic
I have just come back from my holiday to Britiande, Portugal. It was fantastic its a small town in northen portugal, deep in the mountains. There are lots of bars to visit, and a shop there with a beautiful girl helping her parents in their shop. I will upload pictures of the area tomorrow but right now I am heading to bed.
Vast And Empty
In the dark corner she sits alone silently crying, waiting Time ticks by, he never shows alone, afraid, to tired to care the light seeps in touching her face no smile no thoughts of happy just a girl and her tears alone
Wish You Were Here
A poem for my special guy! I hope you like it! My Winged Lover. By Cassie Hester lie with me, my winged lover and gather all my tears whisper with me darling and promises in my ears tell the moon your honor and the sun all of your lies kiss me once my winged lover to forever close my eyes
Kevdog Promo 2
DJ KEVDOG IS RIPPIN UP THE AIRWAVES IN OUTLAW RADIO 4 - 6 PM EST Take a few minutes Stop by Say Hello & Leave Him Some MAD LUV! ^^ CLICK TO ENTER ^^ Bully brought to you by: & The Rest of the Outlaws Cant wait to see you!
well im home and really looking forward to seeing my baby boys.. Im irritated and repressed but i dont care. my boys are the most important to me and everything else can wait i guess! my soon to be ex wife decided shes a lesbian now and im happy that she is happy. Im just ready to mmove on with my life and be me. Im tired of changing myself for other people and ending up tired, hurt, and alone!
Dj Kevdog Promo
Dancer For Friday Night
i need one gurl 21 or older slim build who would like to dance on cam friday nights from 9pm eastern to 12am 250 fu bucks weekly pay out contact me if you want the job requires you to have a cam
09/12/08 - Avenged Sevenfold - Beast And The Harlot (last Call For The Week Fuckers)
SONG VERSION BELOW Beast And The Harlot - Avenged Sevenfold VIDEO VERSION BELOW Beast And The Harlot - Avenged Sevenfold LYRICS BELOW This shining city built of gold, a far cry from innocence There's more than meets the eye 'round here look to the waters of the deep A city of evil. There sat a seven-headed beast, ten horns raised from his head Symbolic woman sits on his throne but hatred strips her and leaves her naked The Beast and the Harlot. She's a dwelling place for demons, She's a cage for every unclean spirit, every filthy bird and makes us drink the poisoned wine to fornicating with our kings. Fallen now is Babylon the Great. The city dressed in jewels and gold, fine linen, Myrrh and pearls Her plagues will come all at once as her mourners watch her burn Destroyed in an hour. Merchants and captains of the world, sailors navigators too Will weep and mourn this loss with their sins piled to the sky The Beast and the Harlot. Sh
Arousal From Being Spanked! She Loved It.
She didnt know why shed left the bar with him, nor why she had agreed to get in his car; however, most of all, she didnt know why she was now standing in his living room, watching him pour a glass of wine for her. Youre beautiful, he said, and handed her the glass of red wine. He brushed the back of his hand lightly across her cheek, admiring her, once she took the drink. She couldnt help but smile and began to thank him for the compliment, but he cross her lips with a finger to silence her. Dont speak he whispered, leaning close to her. He was so closeshe could smell the wine coming from his breath. His finger fell from her lips, running his hand along her jaw, cupping it. Her eyes fell closed as he kissed her, quite gently. She found herself wrapping her free arm about his neck, leaning closer to him as their kiss became more passionate. Meanwhile, his hands caressed her voluptuous form, squeezing the cheeks of her rear. He finally pulled away, only to set her wi
I Am Looking For Friends, Family, Or Any Bombing Families To Help Special Gift
Okay it has been a while since I have entered a contest much less won one. But the one I am entered in is for a good prize and I like the shot of trying to win. I am not good with with bullys so if you can make me one I will pay with fubucks and even more if it is made sticky for me... Okay here is the contest I need 75k comments which sounds like a lot and it is but it is for a great prize...and if won will have no problem sharing it with those who have helped me get it. I have some ideas I was thinking of tags for those that rate between at least a 100 or more and get their friends to come and help. I have helped lots of people level and have always helped those in contest even the ones that I did not know for friends that have asked me too now I am asking for some help. So I am offering to the person who gets me to 75k a 7 day blast. If you are with a bombing family and more than one of you are bombing I will buy it for the family. Just a thank you towards the family th
09/12/08 - Rob Zombie - Superbeast (original Sin Edition)
SONG VERSION BELOW Superbeast - Rob Zombie VIDEO VERSION BELOW Superbeast - Rob Zombie LYRICS BELOW Shriek the lips Across a ragged tongue, Convulsing together. Sing violently, Move the jaw Cry out loud. Bound up the Dead Triumphantly The ragged they come and The ragged they kill! You pray so hard on bloody knees. The ragged they come and The ragged they kill! Down in the cool air I can see. Hey, Yeah - I'm the one that you wanted Hey, Yeah - I'm your Superbeast Hey, Yeah - I'm the one that you wanted Hey, Yeah - I'm your Superbeast Stir the limbs across the wrist, Full possession of memory. Bury me as a dog, Icy hands surrounding me. The ragged they come and The ragged they kill! You pray so hard on bloody knees. The ragged they come and The ragged they kill! Down in the cool air I can see. Hey, Yeah - I'm the one that you wanted Hey, Yeah - I'm your Superbeast Hey, Yeah - I'm the one that you wanted Hey, Yeah - I'm
My Update
I have lost 70 lbs since May 6th and I am feeling so much better ... Thank you my friends who have been supportive through this whole thing ... I love you all :-)
3rd Annual Memorial Planting Tomarrow !!!!!
3rd Annual Memorial Planting September 13, 2008 10AM Celebrate the life and legacy of Tupac Amaru Shakur! On September 13th, exactly 12 years after Tupac's death, his legacy lives on through the Tupac Amaru Shakur Foundation's 3rd Annual Memorial Planting. Bring a plant in memory of your loved ones and join us in commemorating their lives. *Bring perennial plants that do well in the sun in Georgia's climate* suggested plants: Evergreens, Purple Cone Flowers, Blue Anise Sages, Lantanas, Pink Dianthus' and GA Blue Veronicas. If you are not able to bring a plant, a plant or seed will be provided for you. A Certified Master Gardener will be on site. Community Businesses & Volunteers please RSVP by September 10, 2008 Tupac ShakurJune 16, 1971 - September 13, 1996The Legacy Continues We Still Need Your Help! This year marks the 11th year of the Tupac Amaru Shakur Foundation as a registered 501c3 non-profit organization and we could not have come this far
All The New News
My sons dad has joined the Army at 36 yrs old, no worries he is in excellent shape and will show the young ones how its done, this means I get to retain ownership of the place we bought when we were together. Which means I will be saving money by not paying rent but probably spending it all repairing the house once I move back in. This does not mean I am back with their father I dont see that happnening. I Dropped my bf for turning out to be a Friggin Loser, something I have no time or emotion to waste on. I could rant on about that but I won't, I will get my sons full time (YAY) and they are the most special men in my life. If I'm single for the rest of my life I'm fine with that cause I have the love of two lil men that will never change. This is all good and bad news and I consider it just another spirituality test to overcome, with the love of my sons I can make it through anything.
Ruba Dub Dub
Ruba dub dub u and me in da mf tub who knos what we mite do in da mf tub ruba dub dub lol
Purposeful Determination
Purposeful determination What is the difference between desperation and determination? The difference comes from having a positive, meaningful direction. The energy of desperation is wasted on self-pity and negativity. That can lead to destructive behavior, which only makes the sense of desperation worse. Yet by choosing a positive orientation, you can always transform the self-defeating energy of your desperation into solid, potent determination. By applying that energy toward a positive purpose, you can make great and valuable improvements in your world. If you become dismayed, discouraged or even desperate, recognize that there's a positive opportunity. For it signals that you are ready and willing to be genuinely determined. And when determination fuels your actions, those actions bring real results. Persistence, effectiveness and power flow naturally and solidly from purposeful determination. Just one step away from desperation is the energy of determination. Take t
09/12/08 - Papa Roach - Getting Away With Murder (i Am Really Doin It Guys)
SONG VERSION BELOW Getting away with murder - Papa Roach VIDEO VERSION BELOW Getting Away With Murder - Papa Roach LYRICS BELOW [Verse 1] Somewhere beyond happiness and sadness I need to calculate What creates my own madness And I'm addicted to your punishment And you're the master And I am waiting for no disaster [Chorus] I feel irrational So confrontational To tell the truth I am Getting away with murder It is impossible To never tell the truth But the reality is I'm getting away with murder Getting away, Getting away, Getting away [Verse 2] I drink my drink and I don't even want to I think my thoughts when... I... don't... even... need to I never look back 'cause I don't even want to And I don't need to Because I'm getting away with murder [Chorus] I feel irrational So confrontational To tell the truth I am Getting away with murder It is impossible To never tell the truth But the reality is I'm getting away
The Now
No yesterdays are ever wasted for those who give themselves today. --Brendan Francis We often find ourselves yearning for tomorrow. We get carried away thinking about the next day's big game or camping trip. We find ourselves daydreaming about how much fun we'll have with friends or what animals we'll see in the park. The next day comes and perhaps the excitement about the game diminishes because our friends can't make it or the camping trip is cancelled because of bad weather. We feel cheated and begin regretting the missed opportunities of yesterday. When we find ourselves concentrating only on tomorrow, we need to stop and look around. We'll begin to notice the joke a friend is telling, or the bird flying overhead. We will begin appreciating the joys of the moment. When we live in the moment, we have no expectations about the next moment, and without expectations, we can't be disappointed, only surprised. What is delightful about this moment right now?
What's In A Word?? (lol This Is Too Funny)
An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian Family." No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression. " Again all was quiet. Then slowly, a drop dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets." The preacher fell to his kn
Pablo Neruda
POEMA 15 Me gustas cuando callas porque ests como ausente, y me oyes desde lejos, y mi voz no te toca. Parece que los ojos se te hubieran volado y parece que un beso te cerrara la boca. Como todas las cosas estn llenas de mi alma emerges de las cosas, llena del alma ma. Mariposa de sueo, te pareces a mi alma, y te pareces a la palabra melancola. Me gustas cuando callas y ests como distante. Y ests como quejndote, mariposa en arrullo. Y me oyes desde lejos, y mi voz no te alcanza: djame que me calle con el silencio tuyo. Djame que te hable tambin con tu silencio claro como una lmpara, simple como un anillo. Eres como la noche, callada y constelada. Tu silencio es de estrella, tan lejano y sencillo. Me gustas cuando callas porque ests como ausente. Distante y dolorosa como si hubieras muerto. Una palabra entonces, una sonrisa bastan. Y estoy alegre, alegre de que no sea cierto.
Disciple Darlin!
Whats Wrong
Whats wrong with me i offten say an i cant answer that question i allways wonder what is it that im doing wrong an ya now its not me its the ladies i get with im the one allways gettin hurt not them they allways get treated like queens from me 4real so my question is what am i doing wrong i mean seriously what am i doing wrong Whats Wrong by cleon
Show And Tell
A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy the teacher called on walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him what it was. 'It's a period,' he replied. 'I can see that,' said the teacher, 'but what is so exciting about a period? 'Darned if I know,' he said, 'but this morning my sister was missing one,my mom fainted, my dad had a heart attack, and the boy next door joined the Navy
all i wanna do right now, is smoke a joint and listen to pink floyd. but i quit smoking weed. :( i'm still gonna listen to pink floyd tho.
09/12/08 - Bullet For My Valentine - Tears Don't Fall (they Crash Around Me Edition)
SONG VERSION BELOW Tears Dont Fall - Bullet For My Valentine VIDEO VERSION BELOW Tears Dont Fall - Bullet for my Valentine LYRICS BELOW [LETS GO] With blood shot eyes I watch you sleeping The warmth I feel beside me is slowly fading Would she hear me, if I calls her name Would she hold me, if she knew my shame There's always something different going wrong The path I walk is in the wrong direction There's always someone fucking hanging on Can anybody help me make things better Your tears don't fall they crash around me Her conscious calls the guilty to come home Your tears don't fall they crash around me Her conscious calls the guilty to come home The moments died, I hear no screaming The visions left inside me are slowly fading Would she hear me, if i calls her name Would she hold me, if she knew my shame There's always something different going wrong The path i walk is in the wrong direction There's always someone fucking hangi
Say It Right--nelly Furtado
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Fucking Men...
Not that women are innocent, because by no means are we even close to innocence, but men, are general assholes. I really don't know what else I can say other than that. I'm very close to just munching carpet..if you catch my drift. Now this could just be because I'm angry right now, but I'm seeing vagina in my future...
once again, the only hatred i see being promoted is by someone claiming NOT to be prejudice. no one in any comment either last night or today that i have seen that is 14/88 has spouted any mention of hatred, disrespect, or prejudice. only pride. it seems the poster of this mumm continues with it and also wants to drag others into her hate filled view all to prove she is right. sucks when ur too ignorant too admit ur mistake and learn from those willing to teach. the only lesson of hate in this mumm is from the one who posted it
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Pantera--this Love
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Big B "Somebody"
you have no clue the pain inside I felt i'd lost my love and friend no matter what the weight is gone and I feel like i can breathe again I know it's new, but dammit girl you scared me something bad I'd never hurt so deep before from someone i just barely had haters will come, and they will go don't act like you don't know it one of the things i love of you your mean and aren't afraid to show it Behind your smile you mind's like mine well.... hopefully yours is a little more right and if it is, you think of me... all day and you see my smile when your dreaming at night You stole the thoughts right from my mind and replaced them with your laugh,your smile so much like me... except beautiful, of course I hope you do want me... I'm gonna be here awhile...
09/12/08 - Chevelle - I Get It (how Dare You Edition For Kira :d )
SONG VERSION BELOW I get it - Chevelle LYRICS BELOW So you say you're ignored As it is, Well, give us your sad, sad trip You're right, I get it It all makes sense, you're the perfect person So right, so wrong Let's all live in your imaginary life Assumed it's whether We're right, or wrong We're doomed, and there's plenty for all How dare you catch me counting How dare you call at all How dare you call this suffering How dare you call at all You're right, I get it It all makes sense, you're the perfect person So right, so wrong Let's all live in your imaginary life Press on these tannins They double in time The touch of life, once failed to mention so far Of course the law is fountains Of face to face remorse Of fast and restless blackmail Like pent up fetish force You're right, I get it It all makes sense, you're the perfect person So right, so wrong Let's all live in your imaginary life Do you want it enough? Do you want it
Especially Me
I am tired and sick and sick and tired of everything, especially me; To smart for my own good, I talk without being heard, and hear without listening; I just want to be loved is what I say but what I really mean is I dont want to be lonely; Giving my heart to dreams of what could be; hoping, praying but never demanding anything in return I want to be loved for who I am, what I do, and how I do it; but does this really exist beyond God? Im trying, giving up, trying, failing, trying, letting go, nothing to hold onto thats real; I live in my music, my books, my movies: searching for an answer...or perhaps just to know that I am not the only one... Needing, yearning, even making up answers to their hearts questions, but never quite finding the answers I am lost between what should be what I want to be and what actually is. I left no bread crumbs behind, so I am feeling around in the dark with only solemn prayers that the path I choose is t
Redneck Train Roster
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To My True Friends
To my true friends im deleting my account on sunday and if you are my true friend you will ask how we can still talk but if not ask and i will tell you sick of the shit on here and im trying to change my life and have a good life with my family. i will post some pics of my wedding on herer if you want to see them but on sunday it will be deleted im sorry missy
She Needs To Be "god Mother" Lets Do It
Lori is the Rating Revolution's weekend level up project. She is currently 750K from GodMother. With eveyrone's help we can get her leveled. She has a ton of pictures and stash to rate! Do what ever you can, rate, bling, comment, etc. Every little bit helps out. Lets get this done!! ♥ Lori ♥ Wife 2 ScOoTeR/ Real Gf 2 DaIrishPrincess Brought to you by: vl glemon rew Μ hift Leader Rating Revolution Crew Leader {Shadow Leveler} Please Repost! 100K to Sticky in My Name! (repost of original by 'vl glemon rew Μ hift Leader Rating Revolution Crew Leader {Shadow Leveler}' on '2008-09-12 07:44:55') (repost of original by '$()TR-(Lori's Hubby)-{Demon Crew recruiter}-[Co-founder of the Rating Revolution]' on '2008-09-12 12:48:23') (repost of original by 'earthdaughter*Fu- Bomber *Rating Revolution~ R/L/G/F 2 harleyryderkev~BAD GIRLS CLUB & Green Team~' on '2008-09-12 13:02:13')
Things That Make Me Wonder...
I sometimes sit here wondering why life works out the way it does. Is everytyhing we do predestined or is it by simple chance that we do the things we do meet the people we meet and become close to the people we do. Is there one special someone out there for each of us and do we have the power to find them ourselves or do we leave that up to fate and chance. If we acheave greatness while we exist o this earth were we destined to do so, or did we just so happen to decide to choose the right paths to go sdown and that is what created the greeatness. Is it actually as some people say that GOD is sitting up in heaven and he already knows how we will live our lives and end our lives, or can we by spontaniously doing something even change his grand perseption of things. Are any of our spontanious acts even truely spontanious, or are they something GOD, the univers, fates whatever has already desided for us. I wonder are our lives truely our own or are we just puppests to a la
The Bells--the Originals
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Caa #23
A friend of mine has her daughter and family heading east out of Texas for Ike. She is in an older car. Pray that angels help them get safely to their destination and protect them on this trip. Doc
Here alone in this house In a strange place So far from those I know And those I love. So lost inside with noone to talk to And no one to make it better. Wishing for someone To hold me tight And tell me that things Will be alright. I am so lost Without the comfort Of a love of my own To get through the good and bad.
Foamy - Drugs In Your Head
What Have I Done
all i can think about is what men have told me......"I WILL NEVER HURT YOU", OR " I WILL ALWAYS BE HERE"......ETC. but ya know i came to realieze guys well some guys can lie a lot. laughs....i know i laugh at what i been through just recently but im not gonna let it bring me down because like my friends say"HOPE, YOU ARE MUCH BETTER THEN THAT." and i beleive them..... no longer am i gonna stress over a male. but i can not help but wonder what have i done to deserve this kind of treatment? in a relationship i give all i can....i always sit myself up for gettin hurt... what have i dont do get this kind pain over and over?
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Our Welcome Letter
Hello, and welcome to our family Devils Advocates Bombing and Leveling Crew. Im so Happy To have you all in the family I will tell you what we expect as a family. First of all We are going to be a bombing and leveling family so please keep an eye on the blogs for any info on either side. BassTracker will be in charge of our bombing side of the family so when he posts on where we need to bomb please all be there. Angel Eyes is in charge of the leveling side so when she posts on who to work on please support them by being there. MsBratt is in charge of our recruiting for our family so anyone wanting to join our family must go through her. The three of us will be watching everyone each month to see who is helping where needed and will decide who each month will receive our monthly prize. Thank you, Angel Eyes, MsBratt, BassTracker
My Rules
My Rules Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?" His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night.. whether you're here or not."
Two Cannibals
Two Cannibals Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path. Before long, along came this little old man. The son said, "Ooh dad, there's one." "No," said the father. "There's not enough meat on that one to even feed the dogs. We'll just wait." Well, a little while later, along came this really fat man. The son said, "Hey dad, he's plenty big enough." "No," the father said. "We'd all die of a heart attack from the fat in that one. We'll just wait." About an hour later, here comes this absolutely gorgeous woman. The son said, "Now there's nothing wrong with that one dad. Let's eat her." "No," said the father. "We'll not eat her either." "Why not?" asked the son. "Because, we're going to take her back alive and eat your mother."
Need Samples
Need Samples An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample." The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?" "What did he say? What's he want?" His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."
The Faith Healer
The Faith Healer Two women were sitting in the doctor's waiting room comparing notes on their various disorders. "I want a baby more than anything in the world," said the first, "But I guess it is impossible." "I used to feel just the same way," said the second. "But then everything changed. That's why I'm here. I'm going to have a baby in three months." "You must tell me what you did." "I went to a faith healer." "But I've tried that. My husband and I went to one for nearly a year and it didn't help a bit." The other woman smiled and whispered, "Try going alone, next time, dearie."
Labor Pains (lol)
Labour Pains A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favour of it. The doctor set the pain transfer dial to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a
Advantages Of Being A Woman
Advantages Of Being A Woman Why it's better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 5. We can cry and get off speeding fines. 6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. 7. Taxis stop for us. 8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. 9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point). 11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. 12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. 13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. 14. It's possible to live our whole lives withou
A New Format
From now on, my blogs will be on a more personal note, with names and things that you won't recognize. I tried to be general on here, and entertain, but nobody reads my crap anyway, so I'll just write them on here, and copy and paste them to a site where I actually have people read them. I did a small experiment, and posted the same blog on both sites, and the results were overwhelming. I'm wasting my time blogging on here lol. So if you're confused by something I wrote, or don't get a reference, because you actually read some of my crap, feel free to ask, and i will explain.
The Bride Tells Her Husband
The bride tells her husband The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison. And then they made love for the first time. Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped." Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him." After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!" The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal. Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted. She nudges him and says,
Welcome These New Members To Our Family
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10 Husbands, Still A Virgin
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he
If I Was President The Third
Hey FuBarBarians: How aren't you doing? I am not unwell thank you kindly. Where we last left on in my rants and tirades about the things I would do if I were the president ( barring all logic about how I am unqualified and far too independent to get enough votes) For this edition I'd like to address certain things that really should be done in spite of what I would do as president. First off as I am sure the few that read these previous blogs would know. I do not like either candidate ( But Obama is less scary in my opinion, and McCain will do anything to get into office, so that is why he should never make it there. Rather than put my name in the hat ( despite my laundry list of things I put in the two previous Presidential blogs on how to fix our economy) I think we should examine what a president needs to be and who should fill those shoes. 1) The President is the head of the Executive branch..There for it has to be a successful Executive. That being said lets look
101 Ways To Annoy People
101 Ways To Annoy People 1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage." 3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..." 5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. 6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. < 7. Speak only in a "robot" voice. 8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly. 9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub". 10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies. 11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. 12. Sniffle incessantly. 13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles. 14. Name your dog "Dog." 15. Insist o
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0 To 200 In 6 Seconds
0 to 200 in 6 seconds Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday
Chocolate Sings!!
CHOCOLATE SINGS!!!!!! One day I had a date for lunch with friends. Mae, a little old 'blue hair' about 80 years old, came along with them---all in all, a pleasant bunch. When the menus were presented, we ordered salads, sandwiches, and soups, except for Mae who said, 'Ice Cream, please. Two scoops, chocolate.' I wasn't sure my ears heard right, and the others were aghast. 'Along with heated apple pie,' Mae added, completely unabashed. We tried to act quite nonchalant, as if people did this all the time. But when our orders were brought out, I didn't enjoy mine. I couldn't take my eyes off Mae as her pie a-la-mode went down. The other ladies showed dismay. They ate their lunches silently and frowned. The next time I went out to eat, I called and invited Mae. I lunched on white meat tuna. She ordered a parfait. I smiled. She asked if she amused me. I answered, 'Yes, you do, but also you confuse me. How come you order rich desserts, while I feel I must be sensible? S
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This Is Great....
Let me begin by saying not everyone I've met down here is like this. I don't want any NC fuckers bitching @ me about how offensive I am. But....come on.... "Wow....that's a strange accent. Where are you from?" My response: "I'm from New York, On Long Island. And I'll insist till the day I die that everyone else has the accent, not I." I chuckled a bit and smirked, trying to be as pleasant as possible while being faced with a question I hear at least once a day for the last two years. He listened intently to my answer then paused for a moment, tipping his head slightly and staring at me like a lost dog before finally speaking.... "Oh, you surely are far from home. How does it feel to be livin here on the east coast now? Must be God awful hard to get used to, I reckon" He then nodded a bit, completely self-assured in himself, before turning his head to the left and spitting (Oh so attractively I might add) on the ground next to him. I, on the other hand was taken a
New Boots
New Boots!!!! An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas . Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, 'Notice anything different about me?' Margaret looked him over. 'Nope.' Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything different NOW?' Margaret looked up and exclaimed, 'Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow!' Furious, Bert yelled, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?' 'Nope', she replied. 'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!' Without changing her expression, Margaret replied, 'Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat.'
T&l Ga #16
Thunder and Lightning Giveaway #16 This one for Cathy, aka purpledolphinxox BOMBS AWAY! LET'S KEEP THE THUNDER ROLLING! SEE YOU THERE! CINDRAGON
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Mariah Carey (lambs 4ever)support Club/butterfly Train
--MARIAH CAREY'S (Lambs 4- Ever/Supporters) Butterfly Train-- *RULES* - NO bashing Mariah Carey - NO Drama You MUST like her in some way, in order to join this when i say support, i mean support her not matter what she does or goes through in life. You don't have to be a huge obsessed fan (like me) to join. I do support Mariah Carey and everyone who knows me knows this. So trust me if i find anyone joining just to bash her, I will remove you faster then i added you. rate 50 of these photos to join
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Soundgarden - Jesus Christ Pose
Awesome song Artist - Soundgarden Song - Jesus Christ Pose Album - Badmotorfinger Album Cover Song Length - 5:52 Taken From Wikipedia: "Many people believe that this song is anti-Christian, to the extent that the band actually received death threats about it on a UK tour in the early 1990s. In reality, though, it is anything but anti-Christian. The song is actually a criticism of the way rock stars use the image of Jesus and the "Jesus Christ Pose" to try to identify themsleves with the idea of the Son of God. Cornell in particular wrote the lyrics as a parody of Jane's Addiction lead singer Perry Farrell, whose majestic on-stage demeanor Cornell found pretentious." Video: Lyrics: [Music - Cameron, Shepherd, Thayil, Cornell; Lyrics - Cornell] And you stare at me In your Jesus Christ pose Arms held out Like you've been carrying a load And you swear to me You don't want to be my slave But you're staring at me Like I need to be saved In y
Hurry And Bid
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Why Are Some People So Ignorant??!!
Some people are so pathic!!! Again my default pic was reported by some fucking moron. I have moved the pic to my NSFW folder. It's a pic of me in a mesh like black top, but my hands are covering my tits! I mean, if Myspace allowed it, what the fuck is the problem?? NOTHING is showing! NOTHING! Why the fuck are you even on this site if all you do is bitch and whine that something is NSFW! News flash limp dick, this whole fucking site is NSFW. Do us all a favor and get a life and get the fuck off here. I mean honestly, this is an adult site. I don't feel that any pics should be labeled NSFW b/c this is an ADULT site! Get over it, get over yourself, and get the fuck out!!!! Oh, and just so you won't be "offended" I did mark this NSFW, just for your dumb ass!
Donate A Free Mammogram (it Costs Nothing)
A favor to ask, it only takes a minute.... Thanks ! Please tell ten friends to tell ten today! The Breast Cancer site is having trouble getting enough people to click on their site daily to meet their quota of donating at least one free mammogram a day to an underprivileged woman. It takes less than a minute to go to their site and click on 'donating a mammogram' -- for free (pink window in the middle). This does not cost you a thing. Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate a mammogram in exchange for advertising. Here's the web site! Please pass it along to people you know. AGAIN... PLEASE ASK 10 FRIENDS TO TELL 10 FRIENDS. Thanks.
Pain Meds And My Job.
So, me being the dumb ass that I am have gotten myself into one hell of a pickle. I had a minor accident at work and got popped with U/A. The results came back that I was possitive for opiates, no surprise there to those who know me... Anyway, I won't be fired but I may have to attend drug and alcohol classes for a week before being allowed to return to work. Having been clean and sober for one week now and thinking clearly, I honestly believe that this turn of events is for the best. I was at the point where I was taking as many as twenty vicodin/percocet at one time. And thats way bad! Way, way bad! I am most greatful that I still maintain my good standing at the foundry and will be allowed to continue working for Atlas. At any rate. I guess the point is that nothing is worth losing a good job over, NOTHING!!!! And did I mention that those little pills are spendy? For reals! I'm glad that it's over now. I can focus on what's really important to me and get on with things. Here's to fo
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The Shoe Man
We shouldn't be so judgemental. You don't know the journey of the person next to you. They might be there just for you. To test you, to teach you a lesson. Or it could just be a stranger needing a kind word. ____________________________________________________ This touched me. I showered and shaved....... I adjusted my tie. I got there and sat......... In a pew just in time. Bowing my head in prayer......As I closed my eyes. I saw the shoe of the man next to me..... Touching my own. I sighed. With plenty of room on either side...... I thought, 'Why must our soles touch?' It bothered me, his shoe touching mine... But it didn't bother him much. A prayer began: 'Our Father'...... I thought, 'This man with the shoes, has no pride. They're dusty, worn, and scratched. Even worse, there are holes on the side!' 'Thank You for blessings,' the prayer went on. The shoe man said ... ............ A quiet 'Amen.' I tried to focus on the prayer....
Hurricane Ike's Surge
This is the local Highway! TURN UR SOUND DOWN! the wind is strong!~ As you can see the Burger king driveway runs straight into the water.. yeah.. thats where hwy 90 is.. Thanks to Ike's surge in the Gulf....
Angels Are Watching
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Yahoo Horrny, Pt Ii
Bottom to Top ->liteitup: i'm always ready for you, I've dreamt about a man like you my whole life. In fact, I secretely think that you were the reason I moved from Russia liteitup: will be ready for me liteitup: week ->liteitup: oh, I can't wait to meet you; you are just fascinating liteitup: i come to chicago next weed end ->liteitup: for you, always liteitup: you single ->liteitup: ofcourse, I always am liteitup: you go be nude ->liteitup: a second liteitup: you go on yahoo
Bees Knees Go Bye Bye :(
for those of you who care you might have noticed there has been a serious lack of bees knees on the fu for the past week or so....that is because mr. bees knees who hardly ever touches a computer seems to have let some kind of virus onto my comp. now that i have stopped sobbing and telling him i hate him etc. etc. i have accepted the fact that i wont be able to talk to my friends for a bit...until i can find out whats even wrong with it or worse case scenario he buys my lovely ass a new and better one to make up for it. neither of these things will be happening soon enough for my liking as it seems without my computer i am lost. evennow sitting here on my moms nice laptop i cant help but missing my crusty crappy computer...this one doesnt feel mouse either, very hard to get the hang of. well anyways, ill try to hop on here as often as possible which wont be often enough at all...till things get resolved i better not be forgotten...not 1 tiny bit. now is time for the persona
My Fear Of Bridges
I took these photos to challenge myself. I face my fear every day, every morning, every evening. For some people phobias might seem like a joke. But other people will know how real they can be. My fear has been with me as long as I can remember. Which is to say that there isn't a timeframe in my memory I can look back on when I was not afraid of bridges. I wish there was. I have had hypnosis therapy to deal with a traumatic experience of seeing a bridge collapse in Connecticut when I was about 9 or 10 years old. The root of my fear is that it will collapse while I am on the span. My secondary fear is that I will witness it collapsing and people dying but I myself will be spared. My lower level fear is that I will one day see a jumper. I've been in traffic because of one, I've read about them, but I haven't seen one. And I hope I never do. I hear New Yorkers shout at them to jump. Can you imagine? The edge of the fear, the very worst, the complete paralyzing and hyp

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