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Confused And Scared? Definately......
sometimes other people can write down exactly how i'm feeling or trying to feel inside... **************************************************** Believe in your heart that something wonderful is about to happen. Love your life. Believe in your own powers, and your own potential, and in your own innate goodness. Wake every morning with the awe of just being alive. Discover each day the magnificent, awesome beauty in the world. Explore and embrace life in yourself and in everyone you see each day. Reach within to find your own specialness. Amaze yourself and rouse those around you to the potential of each new day. Don't be afraid to admit that you are less than perfect; this is the essence of your humanity. Let those who love you help you. Trust enough to be able to take. Look with hope to the horizon of today, for today is all we truly have. Live this day well. Let a little sun out as well as in. Create your own rainbows. Be open to all your possibilities;

How Much I Love You
you are you my mind every day and you are in my dream very night I love you so much more then words can tell You are women of my dreams I have been looking for all my life every time I talk with you. You make feel so wonderful like am am teen ager again you make so happy found you before I meet you I was so down now am so happy I found you I love you with all my soul you are my heart and soul I know you don't have be lonely anymore thank you for loving me like you do

What Cartoon Character Are You?
I'm Jerry Mischevious and cute - you're the most popular rodent on television despite what the folks at Walt Disney might say. Independent, witty and opportunistic, you use your sharp senses to your advantage. Sadistic in the best possible way, you truly know how to hand out justice to those who really deserve it.

9/11 Bully
7Th cïrclë Øƒ hëll With Much Respect & Love, We Want To Salute All Those Who Have Served & Are Still Serving This Great Nation. We Will Never Forget Please Remember To Stop For A Moment And Pay Respect To Those Who We Have Lost On This Day Several Years Ago Come Join Our Family While We All Remember Our Many Men & Women In The Armed Forces Then, Now & Tomorrow Hurry & Rock Out With Us (God Bless The USA click to enter) (repost of original by 'ïnkëÐÅngël~

What Song Are You?
You are Yellow by Coldplay. You are a kind loving person that really care about that one special person you love. You will probably do almost anything for them as well. Your heart is compelled forward towards passion and love and will most likely not stop until you get that.

First Blog Lol
Hi ya'll, doing up my first blog here tonight. I will be doing this more often now, that I realized there is blogs here. lol My bad, cuz I have been too busy at home and not on here much. Getting more time to where I can spend it here now, which seems nice. I have missed chatting with most of ya's. More later on, take care ya'll

Which X-men Character Are You...
Nightcrawler As Nightcrwaler, you are most likely a person of strong faith... you believe that things happen for a reason and in time, you'll realize that it probably work out for the best!!! You have a heart of gold and your very understanding. You know how it feels to be different from others! You love your friends very much despite the fact that you don't fit in well... People can certainly count on you and you know that you can count on them no matter how sticky the situation is!!!

Suprise!!!
So I logged in on here the other day cause I received an email alert. Havent been on in awhile but hey I was bored and decided wtf might as well have a looksie around. So I did the usual...a search to see if anyone I knew was on this site. Well come to find out my boyfriend had a page..so I was like cool I will check it out... well when I did I received a nice suprise...a few not so suitable pics of himself on his profile. I was like OMFG!!! Lets just put it this way...they were picks you don't post of yourself when you have a girlfriend for a year!!! Thing is when I confronted him he tried to LIE and say they were old...kinda funny when they were uploaded on the 27th of August and I could tell they weren't old. Thing is now I am wondering who exactly took these pics...I know I didn't take them and there is one pic that I know I did not take and that I know he couldn't have taken himself. On top of it all he claims he doesn't know why h did it but it was stupid and he removed t

Strawberry Ice Cream
When I was a child When I was a child Strawberry Ice cream Was made with a pound Of sugar and real Strawberries When I was a child The clothes hung On a line outside to dry And smelled of mom’s Twenty-mule team When I was a child Strength of Character was One can of spinach Away When I was a child My hero was A masked man Who carried guns and Had an indigent Indian as a friend When I was a child Sexual awakenings Were defined by A magazine centerfold And a right hand When I was a child Women were to Be bare foot, Pregnant and unhappy Now that I am a man I struggle to cast Off my childish ways But strawberry Ice Cream Still is my favorite poet

Master & His Brat Slave
I knock gently on Master's door and hear his footsteps approaching. He opens the door and welcomes me warmly. "Come in, Princess" he says. I smile my sweetest Princess smile and kiss him lightly on the lips. Master gently pulls me by the arm inside his apartment. Once he closes the door behind me his affect changes instantly. He grabs a handful of my hair and brings my ear closer to his lips. Master asks me if I remember what my safeword is and I nod my head while keeping my eyes lowered, my pulse starting to race. "Tell me" he demands and I whisper it to him. Then he asks "Are you ready, Princess?" Master inhales deeply and exhales fiery air on my neck. He takes my hand and traces the line of my spine, slowly, so as not to miss a curve. He makes his way down my back, lower, down over my ass, and rests his hand under the curve of my ass cheek as if he owns every part of me. He traces another line, down my throat, between my breasts, my belly, and finally between my legs.

In A Different Time
To hold you one more time To kiss your lips and say you're mine To feel your heart with mine Beating as in one time If in a different time We could know such happiness In a different life We could conquer all sadness To ask you to be mine On bended knee with perfect rhyme Take your hand in mine And meld your soul with mine If in a different time We could know such happiness In a different life We could conquer all sadness It will never be All I want and all I dream I will ne'er be free Of this gift you've given me If in a different time We could know such happiness In a different life We could conquer all sadness

A Single White Rose
A single white rose, lays next to a stone, a stone that tells a story, of a young man, who gave it all up, to make us all proud, they buried him, with a uniform on, and gave his mom a flag, but that uniform and flag cannot take, the place of they're youngest son. A young man, Looking for a better life, Walked into the office one day, He said,"I'd like to fight, For the red, white and blue," And started on his way, That's how this story began, He went off to learn, Everything that he could, And hopefully come back a man, They taught him to jump, They taught him to shoot, And even how to kill, But one thing they didn't teach him, Was how he would die. A single white rose, lays next to a stone, a stone that tells a story, of a young man, who gave it all up, to make us all proud, they buried him, with a uniform on, and gave his mom a flag, but that uniform and flag cannot take, the place of they're youngest son. After he finished, He was put on a

Passing Of An Angel!
MY MOTHER PASSED OVER TO THE SIRIT WORLD ON TUESDAY AND I THOUGHT I WOULD WRITE THIS TRIBUTE FOR HER. WHEN SHE WAS 55 YEARS OLD SHE WAS TEACHING 5TH GRADE AND HAD A STROKE THAT PARALYZED HER ON MOST OF HER LEFT SIDE. WHEN SHE PASSED SHE WAS 86 AND NOT ONCE DID I EVER HEAR HER COMPLAIN ABOUT HER DISABILITY. SHE ALSO RETAINED HER LOVE OF GOD AND THE ABILITY TO SHARE HER SELF AND GIVE LOVE TO OTHERS THROUGH 31 YEARS OF PARTIAL PARALYSIS. COURAGE THROUGH HER UNWAVERING FAITH IN GOD KEPT HER STRONG THROUGH THE YEARS. MY MOTHER AND I WERE CLOSE AND TALKED OFTEN THOUGH LIVING MILES APART FOR MOST OF OUR YEARS TOGETHERS. SHE WILL BE SADLY MISSED BY ME AND MANY OTHERS BUT I BELIEVE SHE IS BEING REWARDED NOW AND "WALKING ON STREETS OF GOLD" IN GODS KINGDOM WITH MY FATHER HOWL! SHE LEAVES ONE BROTHER ROY,TWO SONS DAVID AND DOUGLAS, FIVE GRANDCHILDREN MADELYN, CARLY, DAVID PAUL, HARLEY DAVID, AND COLE YOUNGER, AND ONE GREAT GRANDCHILD COLE DAVID. REST IN PEACE MOM AND THANKS FOR THE LIFETIME OF LO

Ok If You Ever Waxed You Know This
My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: "Maybe should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet." So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom. It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out. (YA THINK!?!) So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing each other stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, my genius kicks in so I get out the hair dryer and heat it to 1000 degrees. ("Cold wax,"yeah...right!) I lay the strip across my thigh. Hold the skin around it tight and pull. It works! OK, so it wasn't the

Hurricane
ok now this is some shit just had one come really close this one well it looks like it is going to hit right on us so to all that stayed last time like myself we all need to leave for real this time. My God Bless All of us and keep us safe.

Comments And Graphics..
here are some sites i use for comments and graphics .. will add more as i remember them or visit them myself http://www.suicidekiss.com/graphics/pictures/ http://www.twistedsiblings.com/ http://www.satanspace.com/

Unchained Melody - Righteous Brothers
Oh, my love my darling I've hungered for your touch a long lonely time and time goes by so slowly and time can do so much are you still mine? I need your love I need your love Godspeed your love to me Lonely rivers flow to the sea, to the sea to the open arms of the sea lonely rivers sigh 'wait for me, wait for me' I'll be coming home wait for me Oh, my love my darling I've hungered for your touch a long lonely time and time goes by so slowly and time can do so much are you still mine? I need your love I need your love Godspeed your love to me

For Just One Kiss
The thought of your kiss, Makes my lips tremble, The thought of your touch, Gives me goose bumps, The sight of your smile, Makes my heart skip a beat, If only you were here, Even for just one moment, For just one touch, Just one kiss, One smile, I can hope for that day, And pray that it comes, Before naught, You are a ray of hope, In my darkness, You lead me through, For just one kiss.

Love Me Dead - Ludo
Love me cancerously Like a salt-sore soaked in the sea. 'High-maintenance' means You're a gluttonous queen Narcissistic and mean. Kill me romantically Fill my soul with vomit Then ask me for a piece of gum. Bitter and dumb You're my sugarplum. You're awful, I love you! CHORUS She moves through moonbeams slowly She knows just how to hold me And when her edges soften Her body is my coffin I know she drains me slowly She wears me down to bones in bed Must be the sign on my head That says, oh... Love me dead! Love me dead! You're a faith-healer on T.V. You're an office park without any trees Corporate and cold Gushing for gold Leave me alone. You suck so passionately You're a parasitic psycho, filthy creature Finger-bangin' my heart You call me up drunk Does the fun ever start? You're hideous and sexy! She moves through moonbeams slowly She knows just how to hold me And when her edges soften Her body is my coffin I know she drains me slowly She we

Attention Fubar Buds :)
not really good at the whole fubar thing yet, if any of u have a myspace account, stupid as it is, u might wanna look me up under that,(im under Dark Dreamer) im more likely to respond, at least til i figure this out

Won't Go Home Without You - Maroon 5
I asked her to stay But she wouldn't listen She left before I had the chance to say (Oh-oh) The words that would mend The things that were broken But now it's far too late, she's gone away Every night she cried herslef to sleep Thinking: "Why does this happen to me? Why does every moment have to be so hard?" Hard to believe it It's not over tonight Just give me one more chance to make you right I may not make it through the night I won't go home without you The taste of her breath, I'll never get over The noises that she made kept me awake (Oh) The weight of the things that remained unspoken Built up so much it crushed us everyday Every night you she cried herself to sleep Thinking: "Why does this happen to me? Why does every moment have to be so hard?" Hard to believe it It's not over tonight Just give me one more chance to make you right I may not make it through the night I won't go home without you (Oh-oh-oh-oh) It's not over tonight Just give

Fuck Everyone
It seems that I can't go one day of my life without pissing someone off. This time, it was for being too sarcastic to someone, coupled with the fact that they had a bad day. I am sarcastic by nature, this is no suprise, but if people would let me know when to tone down, I can. But starting an e-fight and refusing to respond or try to reconcile? I give up. So now to everyone... you want to think I'm a bitch because of how I treated Poor Martyr Frankie? You want to dislike me because I'm honest to the point of brutality? You want to call me evil because I refuse to kiss ass to anyone for any reason? Go for it. I don't give a fuck anymore... to quote Bender, "Bite my shiny metal ass!"

Team 4 Fuangels (revised)
ARE THERE ANY ANGELS OUT THERE...HIT ME - HEART OF FIRE UP AND THEN FAN, ADD, AND RATE THESE ANGEL'S TO BECOME ONE OF THEM.LET'S KEEP IT GOING SO WE CAN ALL GET GOOD FRIENDS....ALSO, NO YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE NO GODFATHER OR BE PAST A CERTAIN LEVAL TO BE AND ANGEL. THIS IS JUST TO MAKE GOOD FRIENDS...REMEMBER TO FAN ADD AND RATE ME AS WELL LOL!!! "Heart of Fire" HOME OF THE FU-ANGEL'S~Co of E.D.F.B.~ Club FAR~I HOOK UP THE PIC'S LM~HeadGreeter@ Howl At The Moon Saloon~FuAngel~FU Owned By~DJ~ lonewolfjohn CHIP~STRIKER'S SWEETY~HEAD PROMOTER FOR CRAZY'S SANITARIUM!!! Tsisquo'ga ?Native American Queen? ~ Club F.A.R. ~ ~?LiL ShAwTy?~ (*BUST IT BABY*) FU-ANGEL! ? ? White Chocolate ? ? Wifey to ~Will~ ~Ms Taz~*~Owned By King Domino~*~Secretary~*~Force~3~Bombers~* Karena2001 ~~@~~FORCE 3 BOMBERS~~@~~

Help A Kid Out
reposted for my friend. Leah needs help raising money for school. She recently moved to AZ and has no family there to help her out. I would consider this a great personal favor if you could take the time to look at this and hopefully order something. XOXO Thanks, Adam This message is from: Leah N Verratti Our group is holding a fund raiser! We hope you can support us in our effort. Please use the following link to purchase items that contribute to my fund raising efforts: eZfundraising Shopping Or cut and paste the following URL into your browser's address box: http://www. eZfundraising. com/customer/customer. asp?evtId=77472&parId=109705 Personal Message from Leah N Verratti: I am trying to sell cookies to help my school any orders will help me reach my goal off 200 boxes. Thank you.

Update To Baby Jesus Blog 9-10-08
this is the update to baby jesus blog on stash and mumms for those who don"t read his blogs 9-10-08 subject: update on mumms, stashes, salutes, and more.. post date: 2008-09-10 14:29:54 views: 214 comments: 21 ratings: 0 hey everyone, just wanted to post an update in a new entry so it didn't clutter the old one. MUMM's the only thing that has changed is that points are no longer being awarded for voting on GLOBAL mumms. this is an experiment after hearing the feedback on my last blog post yesterday and we haven't decided if it's staying this way or not. everything else has remained the same, including friends-only mumms. STASH based on feedback from a bunch of members, i'm not going to reset the old stashes when we migrate to the new hardware. the stash limit will remain the same (1000). LEVEL REQUIREMENTS since so many people wanted it, i've turned back on the salute requirement to move beyond level 10. also, i just wanted to get up o

Voting On Mumms.
I think it's a real bad idea to take away the points for voting on MuMMs. Why should people bother to vote? Why should I spend $5,000 FuBucks to post a MuMM if I'm not going to get any points?!!! I think most people like to vote. What do you think?

Hmmmm Some Thought
Its pushing through, right below the surface No longer composed, No longer controlled by lies blood means nothing when secrets stir the waters Pretend games, hope for one day that will never come My thoughts are no longer with you you burned me, betrayed me look in the mirror and do not turn away we share things, small things but even those don't matter Tears have even stopped flowing

The Women Of Fubar
Let me start by saying I like tits and ass as much as the next guy BUT!I see a lot of pretty women on fubar who are so beautiful but cheapin them selfs for the entertainment of total strangers.Where has the self esteem of women gone? I dig the whole its for fun and points thing but ladys, a real man needs more then big boobs and a nice ass to be happy and kept.Not everyone is here to find that special some one and thats cool to...I just wonder if women realize that to many profiles make me wonder if there are any good women left.And also a lot of dudes are giving good men a bad name with the way they act to.I am not judging anybody this is just one mans opinion so take it as such.I do my share of pumping up fragile ego's here on fubar...but women used to be selfless,family first,faithful to a fault,and of the highest character and moral fiber and men used to admire that about women...and maybe its all mens fault as usual...but I know for me,I miss the days when more women could be look

Horny As Hell
Roses are red Lemons are sour Open your legs and give me an hour Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happened If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You don't multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Hickory dickory dock This bitch was suckin my cock The clock struck two I dumped my goo And dumped her to the end of the block Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style and 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid Sex is evil Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in!!! roses are nice violets are fine. i'll be the six if you be the nine. eat me beat me bite me blow me fuck me suck me very slowly if you

My Fu-anniversary Is Coming Up
My Fu-Anniversary is coming up in 2 days. My 2 yrs on Fubar... Wow seems like yesterday lol not really. Stop by and show me some love..... ~TotallyHugeObsessedMariahCareyFanatic4Life~@ fubar i do return all love that's given, if i'm not on you can send me a PM and let me know you rated me so i can stop by and show you some love back.

I'm Not Dr. Phil
Why is it that when someone has a problem with their girlfriends or boyfriends they come to me for advice? Its like I have a solution that will help them. Well I don't because whatever I'm telling may not work. I mean I'm just tellin you what I would do in that situation (But like I will ever be in that situation cause I can't keep a relationship or have anyone interested to save my life) (figure of speech) Its up to the person to do what they want to do. If you are in a relationship where there is lying I will be blunt and I will tell you its not worth stayin in it because he/she is lying its not worth the effort and it always goes bad in the end. If the guy hits you or beats the crap out of you GET RID OF HIS ASS!! You don't need that. If your getting tired of how they are acting, let them know, and if you are fed up with it and want to end things even if you still love them do it, don't just say you are goin to do it, you have to take act

Hair Wax (too Funny)
Its been a while since I have posted a Blog. I have yo share this with you guys cause it is so hilarious. It is an eamil that I received today from my aunt and uncle in Texas. I cried while laughing so hard. THIS IS HYSTERICAL! (I don't have a clue as to who wrote this, but....WHAT A HOOT!) Hair Waxing Story: All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal - The Epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now ...the wax. Read on......... My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet. So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom. It was one of those 'cold wax' kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you

Short Story 4
We are excited because we are in florida going on a cruise. we have been planning it for a while and finally we have decided we are going to the islands on a 7 day cruise. we drove to florida and now we are boarding the ship. you are wearing a tight blue skirt that comes just below your knees and a pwder blue top that shows just a lil cleavage. your hair is flowing at your shoulders and you have mid heel sandals on. i am wearing jean shorts and a white pull over sihirt and basket ball shoes. we walk to the plank and board the ship the bar is open and we go there first instead of waiting in the long line to check into our room. you get a glass of wine and i get a vodka and 7-up. you sit at the bar on my right and face me on the bar stool with your legs slightly open looking at me with open excitment. i am excited you can tell cuz my eyes are wandering around the ship and looking at all the things around. you lean over and kiss me after you sip yor wine and say ' hey you still here with

9 Words
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your

Short Story 3
imagine if you will.... you get off work and come home to find me laying on the bed naked. soft music is playing in the bedroom as you walk to the bathroom to get in the tub. the water is already ran and i walk into the bathroom and hold you close from behind. you feel my dick throb on your back as i unbutton your top you lean your head back on my shoulder as i cup your breasts in my hands and lick and nibble your neck. you reach your hand back between us and run your finger over my dick as i suck harder on your neck and begin to raise your shirt over your head.you raise your arms and i pull your shirt off and begin to remove your bra you moan lightly as i slide your bra off and squeeze your nipples teasingly. i move around you and sit on the closed toilet and begin to undo your pants as you stand in front of me. you play with your breasts caressing them as i lick your belly and undo your pants and slide them over your hips. my head dips lower and you feel my tongue slip between you

Bear Hunting
Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting. He travels up to Alaska, spots a small brown bear and shoots it. Right after, there was a tap on his shoulder and he turned around to see a big black bear. The black bear said, "That was a very bad mistake. That was my cousin and I'm going to give you two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have s*x." After considering briefly, Frank decided to accept the latter alternative. So the black bear has his way with Frank. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip back to Alaska where he found the black bear and shot it dead. Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said, "That was a big mistake, Frank. That was my cousin and you've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have rough s*x." Again, Frank thought it was better to cooperate w

Short Story 2
My eyes open and you are layin next tome neked. you are sleep and you are on your side my arm is under your head and your back is to me.i slide my free hand over your breast and your nipple is hard. you are dreaming and having a wet dream you are crooning in your sleep lightly moaning and your hips are grinding the air ever so slightly. i struggle not to move and wake you and just listen to you and watch as you get more deeply into your dream. you roll over just a bit away from me giving me the chance to move my arm fom under you without waking you.your legs part a lil bit more as you kick the covers off. i can see all of you now and your ass looks so inviting as it moves in and out slowly like you are being fucked in your dream with nice long slow strokes. your hands absently go between your legs. not fingering just resting there. i gently play with your nipple just barely touching it and your body reacts. i must be doing the things you are dreaming about. you roll over onto your back

Meet My Friend Please
This is Diamond she is new and in need of some fubar love. She is a real life friend of mine so please stop by and show her some love. Thank you so so much. She is a sweetie, I love her and I know you will. Thank you so much. Jami

Short Story
Knight in blemished armor A lonely freeway and she drives alone. Her brand new suv eating the miles as she heads to her new home. Sheâ€™s tired but presses on trying to reach her mountain home. She notices the fatal red and blues flashing at her in the rear view mirror and pulls over, shut off her engine and places her hands on the steering wheel. The officer steps out of his car and approaches. Gabby is part asian part black 5â€™6 125 pounds with long jet black hair. Her green eyes could make emeralds jealous. She waits patiently half dozing while the officer approaches. She notices he has his hand on his weapon but in the darkness cant really see his intent. The officer reaches the window and gabby relaxes a bit as she sees his tall black frame. Thinking a black officer would probably let her off with a warning. She has always flirted her way out of tickets before and since this one is cute he may be her first date in her new town. â€œ Do you reali

Rockers Bully
7Th cïrclë Øƒ hëll Dj Rocker Is Sooo Hot She's Settin Fubar On Fireeeeee... Join Us In Hell Where We Know The Meaning Of Family OMG You're Not Here Yet... WTH?? We Are Hiring Staff For All Positions, Inquire Within..... We Seeee Youuuuu (click the pic to enter) (repost of original by 'ïnkëÐÅngël~ wïfë ïn lïfë & fü TØ Twï§TëÐÐrÅgØn ~ Co Øwnër & prïë§Të§§@ 7th cïrclë Øf hëll' on '2008-09-10 11:18:33')

Stateside!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Last night was fun. Lots of fun. I finally got all of my crap repacked (minus one set of ACUs, and a stuffed puppy) and we got headed towards the airport. It was Troy, Jenn, and I. Everything was going good, we were having fun laughing and joking while Troy drove, and then we realized he missed the exit. About the same time, a pretty serious dust storm blew in. (I was worried about my flight but could not let on.) Troy found a spot, turned around, and I continued to reassure Jenn that I was leaving. (part of me thinks she wishes I wasn't able to get out.) Well, as we were driving, we all continued talking, and then realized that Troy had again missed the exit. We again turned around and got the exit right this time, after some backing up and all of that. It was kind of funny, my last trip on the roads in Kuwait was a typical trip in Kuwait. Got to the airport, and the dust storm was pretty danged bad. My duffel bag still has quite a bit of sand on it as does my suitcas

Ok Points Issue Resolved
ON BJ'S PAGE, IN HIS BLOGS THERE IS ALMOST ALL WE NEED TO KNOW. I HAD BEEN EVACUATED SO DIDN'T KNOW WHY CHANGING MY NAME THE WAY I WAS DIDN'T WORK. ALSO POINTS NOT BEING GIVEN FOR MUMMS GO READ BJ'S BLOGS. MY HEAD IS MUDDLED ENOUGH...LET'S KEEP ON ROCKIN THIS FU!!!!!!!!! MANY THANKS TO SWEET AILINA THE BOUNCER WHO HELPED ME.

[we Have A Problem]
Uh... I have nothing to do no one to screw and I'm fresh out of ambition. I'd drink myself into a coma, but I can't afford to. I need work... real work. I need friends. Real friends. I need life. Real life. I need love. ... meh, not so much. I need a drink. I don't wanna be... but for some reason in my idle hours, I sure am thinking a lot about my ex. And not JUST the betrayal, injuries, cheating, lying, and money bleeding. *sigh* What the fuck do I do now? This whole time I've been so detached, so divorced because of the HUGE scab of life that crusted over it. But now that's deteriorating... I dunno where my thoughts and feelings are, but they're not mine. Not... well... they are mine, but I don't want them. I want to be free.

Jokes
The Ice Cream Joke (A woman walks into ur local ice cream parlor) Hi how r u? may i please have 1 gallon of chocolate ice cream please? Clerk: O im sorry miss but we r all out of chocolate ice cream. woman: Aww well in that case Ill have a half gallon of chocolate ice creams please. Clerk: Im sorry ma'am but maybe u missunderstood me, we dont have ANY chocolate ice cream! woman: OK FINE!! FINE!! ...........well then Ill just take one scoop of Choc Clerk: Wait miss!!! Can u spell the van in vanilla? woman: sure "VAN" Clerk: Can u spell the straw in strawberry? woman: yea "straw" clerk: WELL CAN U SPELL THE FUCK......IN CHOCOLATE? woman: but....there aint no "fuck" in chocolate... clerks: THATS WAT I BEEN TRYIN TO TELL YO ASS THERE AINT NO FUCKIN CHOCOLATE!! Racist Joke (change to ur advantage) Theres an asian, hispanic, black, and a white man on top of a tall mountain, mount killa mojarro, mount killa yo momma...watever!! The

Update On Mumms, Stashes, Salutes, And More..
hey everyone, just wanted to post an update in a new entry so it didn't clutter the old one. MUMM's the only thing that has changed is that points are no longer being awarded for voting on GLOBAL mumms. this is an experiment after hearing the feedback on my last blog post yesterday and we haven't decided if it's staying this way or not. everything else has remained the same, including friends-only mumms. STASH based on feedback from a bunch of members, i'm not going to reset the old stashes when we migrate to the new hardware. the stash limit will remain the same (1000). LEVEL REQUIREMENTS since so many people wanted it, i've turned back on the salute requirement to move beyond level 10. also, i just wanted to get up on my soapbox and clear up a few things for anyone who's forgotten, or is new and doesn't know the history of this site. the site was originally created for *my* friends. everyday i'm amazed that other people end up liking it and wa

Night B 4 X Mas
THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS JOKE A 'Twas the night before Christmas, and boy was it neat. The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook, It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy and I in the nude, Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube. When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner, and momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of the sled, A sock in his ear and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was high as a kite, Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts. Look out for the lamp post, and don't hi

Love
What is pain? Is it when love is slain? When it goes who are we to blame? Sometimes we just want to forget? But it stays and sticks. Pain hits us hard like bricks. And there is no way to get out the way. People play with out hearts like its a game. When they get caught their excuse is lame. Can love just disappear. Even though we feel it so near. Or is it an illusion? Where do we find love with out the lose? Or is pain always the cost? I wish someone could tell me whats real. Tell me whats the deal. Are we curse to be alone and cold? Is all the love in the world already sold? Please tell me how we should feel. Or are we to busy trying to kill. Kill our hearts and souls. Just trying to find that person to remove their clothes. Is that all there is? With out sex love can't fit? I want more the just physical enjoyment. I want peaceful, passion, love and a commitment. Is that to hard to find? Could that ever truly be mine?

The Old Lady
There's an old lady in the carpet store and she bent over and touches the carpet and she farted, When she gets up she notices that there is a salesman standing behind her. She then asks the salesman, "How much is this carpet?" The salesman replies, "Well, lady...if you farted just touching it, you're gonna shit when you hear the price."

For Us Ladies
QUICK WOMEN BASHERS PT1 JOKE How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time your woman brings it to the couch. A man complaining to a friend: "I had it all - money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a beautiful woman... then... pow!... it was all gone!" "What happened?" asked the friend. "Ahhhh... my wife found out..." Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on. A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, "Martha, pack up your things! I just won the National lottery!" Martha responds excitedly, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?!" The man responds, "I don't care ... just so long as you're out of the house by noon!" Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street bald and still think they are beautiful. I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her. A man without a woman is like a fish wit

Fubar Points Are Going Down
IT HAS JUST BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION BY THE FIRST FRIEND I EVER MADE ON LOST CHERRY, ELI..THE NICE GUY IN TEXAS--AND HE IS; THAT OUR POINTS ARE GOING DOWN. I HAVE MANY FRIENDS TRYING TO LEVEL ME TO GODFATHER INCLUDING HIM. THIS PISSES ME TO NO END. PLEASE DON'T RATE ME TILL I KICK SOME ASS.

Abnormal Events
Every time I go see my neurologist, one of the first things I am always asked is are you having any hallucinations? Up until recently I would say no, but this is about to change. For months I have been seeing out of the corner of my eye what appears to be some sort of human walking past my bedroom door in my living room. When I whip my head around to see if anyone is there *poof* not a single thing there. There are also times when I see out of the corner of my eye something that looks like a white dog or cat peeking it’s head around the corner to look at me. When I look to see if the same the animal is there, the same thing happens to the "animal". The most disturbing thing happened last night, and continued through the morning. I practically woke up screaming because I was terrified that I was even having a dream like this.I was walking down the street in what looked like New York in the dark roughly around midnight. I was looking for a store to get a new flashlight because the

Pee
WHY MEN STAND AND PEE JOKE God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two extra things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up while urinating. "It's a very handy thing", God told the couple, "I was wondering if either one of you wanted that very ability." Adam jumped up and blurted, "Oh, give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems a sort of thing a man should do. Oh please, oh please, oh please, let me have that ability, It'd be so great! When I'm working in the garden or naming the animals, I could just stand there and let it fly. It'd be so cool, I could write my name in the sand. Oh please God, let it be me who you give that gift to, let me stand and pee, oh please..." On and on he went like an excited little boy who had to pee. Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted that so badly, that he should hav

When The Darkness Won't Lift...
DEPRESSION It's a word we use casually, lightly ignoring the fact that true depression---whether its cause is biological or brought about by life events---can be utterly devastating. The depressed person is emotionally paralyzed, cut off from the stream of daily life. And the condition is self-perpetuating. Just finding the energy to seek help can seem like an insurmountable task. So how do people find their way out of the darkness and into the light? The motivations to seek help and the ways people find to lift themselves out of the pit of depression are as varied as individual personalities.

Womens B J Etiquette
BLOW JOB ETIQUETTE ( BY A WOMAN )PT1 JOKE 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1- So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw; it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule #3- No I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule #5- do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get' it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to #8 - "Blue balls" might have worked on high school girls - if your that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol. 10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair

143 Day? Give Me A Break.
SUBMIT YOUR RESUME AND LIST 143 DAYS EXPERIENCE AND SEE JUST HOW MANY JOB OFFERS YOU GET! Subject: 143 DAYS > > You couldn't get a job at McDonalds and become district manager after 143 days of experience. > > You couldn't become chief of surgery after 143 days of experience of being a surgeon. > > > You couldn't get a job as a teacher and be the superintendent after 143 days of experience. > > > You couldn't join the military and become a colonel after a 143 days of experience. > > You couldn't get a job as a reporter and become the nightly news anchor after 143 days of experience. > > > > BUT.... > > > > 'From the time Barack Obama was sworn in as a United States Senator, to the time he announced he was forming a Presidential exploratory committee, he logged 143 days of experience in the Senate. > > That's how many days the Senate was actually in session and working. > >

Peter
In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day. Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenage son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and wa

The Show
She lay on her back, pale flesh barely enclosed in the lace trimmed black slip. Her sandaled feet in a vee, he sat between her knees, alternately watching her face and her hand. Although her eyes were closed, she could feel his on her as certainly as she could feel her own finger. He sat mesmerized, now and then whispering, "so sexy...." She tilted her hips, spread her knees a little further and gasped as her finger deepened its pressure ever so slightly. She could feel herself getting closer and closer to the edge. She held back, enjoying the sound of her own moans, the weight of his gaze. Heart racing, she arched her back and plunged her fingers into the wetness. She opened her eyes to meet his, to make certain he was still watching. She closed her eyes again and concentrated the pressure of her middle finger. Moving fast enough to be a vibration she brought herself over the edge and into his embrace. True story.

Hiatus
I think it's time for me to take a Fubar Hiatus. I think for all the good that being here has done for me there has been just as much bad. I find myself not really knowing who I am lately or what I'm supposed to be doing with myself and this is very much the result of living a life that isn't really 'real' here on Fubar. I allow myself to believe I am someone who I'm not right now. Maybe I can become that someone someday but not today. I think in order to find out who I'm gonna be I need to refocus on what's away from the computer screen. I've made a lot of wonderful friends here. People who I'd like to be friends with for as long as I live if possible but that friendship will have to be in a different form then this social networking site. Those of you who have become close to me know others ways to contact me if you want to stay in touch. For anyone else I'd be happy to stay in touch through different means so please let me know. I don't expect for people to understand wh

Kisses
I wrote this a million years ago...my first attempt at teasing someone through my writing.... Kisses. Soft, sweet, whisper soft kisses. Sucking the breath out of me with their lightness. Making me dizzy. I can no longer focus my eyes I’m so drunk on kisses. The blindfold helps me enjoy the spinning of the room. Soft cloth pressing against my eyelids, making everything velvety dark. Each button, unbuttoned with agonizing slowness. I feel the heat from the hands, but not the touch on my skin. Sweet, cool metal closing on my wrist with a soft…click, click, click… Thank you, I feel anchored now. I’m not floating. I’m attached to the bed so I won’t evaporate. Coldness now, ice. Frozen rocks resting on my nipples. They may pop from being so tight. Slick circles skating around each breast, down the middle, into my navel. Keep going, its too hot down there. Circles now, out of my bellybutton, around the hollow between belly and bone, missing the delta by millimeters. Down

A Horse Story...
A Horse Story Just up the road from my home is a field with two horses in it. From a distance, each looks like every other horse. But if you stop your car, or are walking by, you will notice something quite amazing. Looking into the eyes of one horse will disclose that he is blind. His owner has chosen not to have him put down, but has made a good home for him. This alone is amazing. If nearby and listening, you will hear the sound of a bell. Looking around for the source of the sound, you will see that it comes from the smaller horse in the field. Attached to her halter is a small bell. It lets her blind friend know where she is, so he can follow her. As you stand and watch these two friends, you'll see how she is always checking on him, and that he will listen for her bell and then slowly walk to where she is, trusting that she will not lead him astray. When she returns to the shelter of the barn each evening, she stops occasionally and looks back, mak

Define More....
Recently I told someone I like them...They in turn said they liked me more...So I asked them to define more and this is what they said... Define more? More is the way I like you each day we continue to talk. More, is the more I see your pretty face and hear your soft voice I grow more fond of you. The more I get to know you the harder it becomes to resist your adorable charm. The longer we talk the more I smile. Well....I guess they told me...and I couldn't be more happy...

Sami
a great friends of mine who helped me to get my spotlight is like 39,842 Points away from leveling, she got me over 4 million fu-bucks to win spotlight was wondering if you lovely ladies and guys could help her out please!!!!! SaMi ♥ ^-^~~~~Surreal~'s ANGEL♥ MRS. Hotcha Wat@ fubar

I Don't Care-apocalyptica W/adam Gontier
Try to make it through my life, in my way, there's you I try to make it through these lies, that's all I do Just don't deny it Just don't deny it and deal with it Yeah deal with it You try to break me, You wanna break me... bit by bit, That's just part of it If you were dead or still alive I don't care, I don't care And all the things you left behind I don't care, I don't care I try to make you see my side Always trying to stay in line But your eyes see right through That's all they do I'm getting tired of this shit I've got no room when it's like this What you want of me just deal with it If you were dead or still alive I don't care, I don't care And all the things you left behind I don't care, I don't care (nothing can care about, nothing can care about) (you won't be there for me, you won't be there for me) If you were dead or still alive I don't care, I don't care And all the things you left behind I don't care, I don't care If

Confident Airline Attendant
An award should go to the Virgin Airlines desk attendant in Sydney some months ago for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. A crowded Virgin flight was canceled after Virgin's 767s had been withdrawn from service. A single attendant was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, 'I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS'. The attendant replied, 'I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out.' The passenger was unimpressed. H e asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, 'DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?' Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: 'May I have your attention please, may I have yo

Hump Day, Not So Humpy
So, today has been a long boring day. Work has been just that, work! And nothing really exciting is happening. I wish I had my own office because I'd be perving alot more than I am, but those are the breaks I guess. Don't you hate days like this? Just the same old shit, hour after hour... seems like time is stanging still and nothing exciting is happening. I need something to spice up my day. I went out and got a coffee... but that was just as boring, nobody got hit by a car, no skirts blew up because of the wind. Any suggestions? Any help? Anyone else having a shitty day?

Eric Clapton - Let It Rain
The rain is falling through the mist of sorrow that surrounded me. The sun could never thaw away the the bliss that lays around me. Let it rain, let it rain, Let your love rain down on me. Let it rain, let it rain, Let it rain, rain, rain. Her life was like a desert flower burning in the sun. Until I found the way to love, it's harder said than done. Chorus Now I know the secret; there is nothing that I lack. If I give my love to you, you'll surely give it back. Chorus

I Would Do Anything For Love - Meatloaf
And I would do anything for love, I'd run right into hell and back. I would do anything for love, I'll never lie to you and that's a fact. But I'll never forget the way you feel right now, oh no, no way. And I would do anything for love, But I won't do that, No I won't do that. And some days it don't come easy, And some days it don't come hard, Some days it don't come at all, and these are the days that never end. And some nights you're breathing fire. And some nights you're carved in ice. Some nights you're like nothing I've ever seen before or will again. And maybe I'm crazy. Oh it's crazy and it's true. I know you can save me, no one else can save me now but you. As long as the planets are turning. As long as the stars are burning. As long as your dreams are coming true, you better believe it! That I would do anything for love, Oh I would do anything for love, Oh I would do anything for love, But I won't do that. No, I won't do that! I

His Feellings
To all the stars in the sky, hear my cry. I only wish I could feel her touch, stand by her side, hold her hand, and thank god that it is real. My dream, to be one with her for eternity, for I know in her I found myself, my soul. She will never be alone for I am always with her, my soul mate. Live as you’ve never lived, love as you’ve never loved. And enjoy life with me by your side, tonight I will be dancing with her in my dreams, as I sleep her scent fills my nose, her taste, my lips, her touch my body, and her love my heart. Today I pray that she feels the same for I have never loved someone so deeply, truly, unconditionally. Only in my dreams have I ever imagined a love so pure, so magnificent, I only hope that I am not a fool for believing that my dreams could become reality. Someone said that every man has his fairy tale, but also said it can be to good to be true? So what is a heart supposed to do in the face of adversity? I question the universe and wait for a response

So What, Im Still A Rockstar
Im about done with putting up with any and all bullshit from everyone. my fuse is getting even shorter. anyone who knows my track record knows thats a bad thing haha right now i want: -crisp fall weather -a beer -the day off work -philip to b home from school -to go see julie in lansing -to go to a football game -to get in a fight -a bonfire I just wanna be reckless, nothing more, nothing less

Okay I Think I've Finally Snapped.
on the phone with Ruby since no one here seems to wanna talk and uh we're just goofing around. Me: Do you think I should do it? Ruby: What play with fire? Me: Yeah I like playing with fire. Ruby: Cause it's shiny. Me: yeah and it crackles and it's warm and makes funny noises... *silence* .......... *very loud incesent giggling.* yeah..... i don't know where the hell that came from.

Jokes
Ashley, a young blonde woman, was seen going into the woods with a small package and a large bird cage. She was gone several days, but finally she returned. Her friend, Susan, never saw Ashley looking so sad. "Heard you went off in the woods for a couple of days. Glad you got back okay. But you look so sad. Why?" Ashley said, "Cause I just can't get a man." Susan replied, "Well, you sure won't find one in the middle of the woods." Ashley said, "Don't be so silly. I know that. But I went in the woods because I needed to find something there that would get me a man. But I couldn't find it." Susan said, "I don't understand what you're talking about." Ashley replied, "Well, I went there to catch a couple of owls. I took some dead mice and a bird cage." Susan asked, "So, how is that gonna help you get a man." Ashley answered, "Well, I heard the best way to get a man is to have a good pair of hooters."

Love
How I long to hold you in my arms so tight, And let you know everything will be all right, I want you more now then ever, do you feel the same? If you said no I’d have to go, because without you I cannot continue, My love is true to you, and only you. For this I will uphold until I die Every time I close my eyes, I see your smiling face I feel your tender kiss, your loving touch, When I sleep your always there, Never out of reach, I only wish this was the case, Because I long for your embrace, Donna I love you with all of my heart, I would do anything for you, I only hope that you feel the same way I do. Till I hold you in my arms and our souls embrace remember this! I’ll love you forever, I’ll like you always, As long as I’m living My baby you’ll be Forever yours

Off To A Better Place
Just wanted to let everyone know that I won't be on here much anymore. I have found a much better social site built just for mummers. I'm tired of the Fubar crap. If they want to destroy this site and lose PAYING members due to their stupid fuckin rules and regulations, so be it. I won't be a part of it anymore. This will be my last VIP, I won't support a site that caters to point whores and whiners. I'll probably get deleted due to BabyJ's new implemented censorship, I refuse to censor my thoughts or feelings. If you are interested and you are a true mummer then let me know and I can send you an invite. Otherwise, have fun whoring for points...

Two Sparrows In A Hurricane - Tanya Tucker
She's fifteen and he's barely driving a car She's got his ring and he's got the keys to her heart It's just matter of time They'll spread their wings and fly Like two sparrows in a hurricane Trying to find their way With a head full of dreams And faith that can move anything They've heard it's all uphill But all they know is how they feel The world says they'll never make it, love says they will There's a baby crying and one more on the way There's a wolf at the door with a big stack of bills They can't pay The clouds are dark and the wind is high But they can see the other side Like two sparrows in a hurricane Trying to find their way With a head full of dreams And faith that can move anything They've heard it's all uphill But all they know is how they feel The world says they'll never make it, love says they will She's eighty-three and he's barely driving a car She's got his ring and he's got the key to her heart It's just a matter of time They'll

Chicas Dj Bully
7Th cïrclë Øƒ hëll Dj Rocker Is Sooo Hot She's Settin Fubar On Fireeeeee... Join Us In Hell Where We Know The Meaning Of Family OMG You're Not Here Yet... WTH?? We Are Hiring Staff For All Positions, Inquire Within..... We Seeee Youuuuu (click the pic to enter) (repost of original by 'ïnkëÐÅngël~ wïfë ïn lïfë & fü TØ Twï§TëÐÐrÅgØn ~ Co Øwnër & prïë§Të§§@ 7th cïrclë Øf hëll' on '2008-09-10 11:18:33') (repost of original by '§nØw~Ångël69*cØlØ*♥Rïp bÅbŸ IëÐën♥*(hëÅÐ prØmØTër@7Th Cïrclë Øƒ Hëll)öwÑ3d bŸ dJ wöögs' on '2008-09-10 11:25:47') (repost of original by 'ïnkëÐÅngël~ wïfë ïn lïfë & fü TØ Twï§TëÐÐrÅgØn ~ Co Øwnër & prïë§Të§§@ 7th cïrclë Øf hëll' on '2008-09-10 11:43:00')

Midnight Dreamer
Come see us again in the Midnight Dreamer Lounge! Come listen and chat with our wonderful members and staff! You'll keep comin back! Midnight Dreamer Midnight Dreamer Lounge... come for the company... stay for the tunes... keep comin back for the FUN! OWNER @ Midnight DreamerCO OWNER @ Midnight Dreamer Midnight Dreamer...Please come join in the fun!!!

Episode 9
Narrator Wrote: Today on Popup Xiaolin Showdown.... WHAT?!? Is this right?! Narrator Wrote: D and Kuro go off to find the church and see what evil is being forced upon the people. Narrator Wrote: Meanwhile in another part of town, the potty zombie makes a break for it. Narrator Wrote: Things get crazy in the kitchen as Wolf and Adene realize there's only one cup of coffee left in the pot. Narrator Wrote: Kuro and Maes give an ultimatum to the potty zombie after they wrestle him back into his bathroom prison. Narrator Wrote: It's good to know everything is under control, and once again the day is saved! Thanks to The Powerpuff girls! Oh hell, w

Episode 8
Narrator Wrote: Tonight on Silent Hill Insanity Theater, a new menace threatens our heroes in their tavern fortress in Sushi! Squidhead Attacks! Narrator Wrote: All is quiet in the bar as Vivi and Yume talk amongst themselves in the kitchen over coffee. Narrator Wrote: Meanwhile, Adene awakens and enters the main tavern room to be greeted by the new menace. Narrator Wrote: Insulted, and feeling less threatening, Squidhead moves on to the next area to encounter Darque, who's brusque manner catches him complete;y by surprise. Narrator Wrote: Finally feeling defeated, dejected and left to devise a better plot, Squidhead leaves the bar, only to encounter the ferocious Wolf.

Path-apocalyptica
I want to live in fire With all the things I desire It's all good if you let me dive With some sharks on the ground You lose your routine You lose your routine 'cause i found my path What the hell are you trying (now i know there is something more) What happened to you (still staying on my path) Are you still denying (now i know there's something more) That this is the truth (it's all in you) What do you came for What did you expect to find So boundless I feel And boundless all my fears Stop running back to old times Stop running back to old times You lose your routine... cause I found my path

Episode 7
Narrator Wrote: Today, on Silent Hill Insanity Theater, Wolf falls under the dire spell of the nightmare realm! Narrator Wrote: Wolf goes with Darque to explore the streets near the bar, when an evil curse takes him over. Narrator Wrote: Later inside the bar, a commotion breaks out in the potty zombie's bathroom. Adene rushes to the scene to find Wolf locked in battle with it. Narrator Wrote: All is quiet for a while in the bar. D has a question for Wolf, but can't find him anywhere and asks Vivi for help. Narrator Wrote: The hellish night over, Wolf meets up with Adene and explains the odd 'dream' he'd had. Narrator Wrote: On the next

Episode 6
Narrator Wrote: Today's episode finds our heroes dealing with their worst nightmares in, Deception! Will the real pyramid head please stand up? Narrator Wrote: Our story opens as the dreaded pyramid head stalks the street of the ghost town, searching for souls to take. Narrator Wrote: The micro pyramid breaks into the bar and the call to action goes out! Kuro and Darque arrive on the scene to break up a future alliance between the micro pyramid and the potty zombie. Narrator Wrote: Later, Adene, Rave and Wolf encounter the evil little beast, known as the micro pyramid inside the school. Narrator Wrote: Shortly after, micro pyramid disappears in a puff of smoke and a maniacal laugh, our h

Sperm
A lot of people ask me what happened to my spawns (yes i called him my spawn) father went. Well I tell people he went to japan most of the time . Then they give me the O.o look. So here is the story where I got the whole japan thingy from. The night I told him I was pregnant, he was all hyped up to have sex. Yea well telling him I was carrying his fetus kinda killed that mood. So he told me he had a headache, and was going to get asprin. I assume that he walked to japan to get it, cause it's been 9 years since he left and still hasn't come back. o.O (i love that face)

Episode 5
Narrator Wrote: On today's episode of Silent Hill Insanity Theater, all is not as it should be among our cast of heroes. Zap! Electroshock Therapy for everyone! Narrator Wrote: Adene and Wolf discuss their feelings while a confused D stands by. Narrator Wrote: Meanwhile, out in the main tavern hall, the dreaded Doctor Porken Beans makes an appearance to take on Vivi and Rave. Narrator Wrote: Kuro and Darque attempt to show the newest addition, Kaira the ropes on the streets of Silent Hill. Narrator Wrote: Back at the bar, Kuro introduces Kaira to the vile Potty Zombie residing in the bathroom. Narrator Wrote: STAY TUNED FOR ANOTHER MIND BOGG

A Broken Hearted Lover's Plea
I would follow you into the deepest depths of hell As long as you’re by my side it would be swell. I want to be there for the darkest times in your life And walk beside you through your times of strife. It’s not fair for me to have to watch you fight alone. And it hurts me so much to only talk on the phone. Let my love be a mercenary for you in this fight. And allow it to put an end to your melancholy plight. Depression and dark times are things I know of. Never, before you, have I known these feelings of love. You released new things when you opened my heart. The beating has stopped, possibly to never re-start. If it doesn’t, there’s no reason for you to feel bad. Just please remember the exciting times that we had. Life is a cycle with hard times that come and go. And being with you is worth it just so you know. I want you to be here where you can cry in my embrace I want to be close to wipe the tears from your face. Please allow me to be your strength when it fails

Vampyres Den
WELCOME TO THE VAMPRYE'S DEN!!!!! Click anywhere on the pic SO COME CHECK OUT THIS HOT NEW LOUNGE WITH SEXY DJ'S AND HOT MEMBERS!!!! WE ARE ALSO HIRING ALL STAFF IF INTERESTED PLZ GET A HOLD OF ONE OF THE OWNERS OR STAFF MEMBERS

Episode 4
Narrator Wrote: Tonight on Silent Hill Insanity Theater. Kaira makes an appearance, but who exactly is this mysterious kitsune? Narrator Wrote: Inside the bar, Kuro and D are enjoying a quiet evening, but that serenity is about to be shattered! Narrator Wrote: Moments later... All hell breaks loose! Narrator Wrote: The team decide to test out Kaira's powers and take her deep into the Midwich Elementary School... Narrator Wrote: A short while later, back at the bar, Adene and Wolf get their first introduction to Kaira. Narrator Wrote: On the next Silent Hill Insanity Theater, shock therapy for everyone!

Alzheimer's Association Memory Walk 2008
As some of you may know, my late grandfather suffered from Alzheimer's, so I have seen firsthand what this disease can do. I will be participating in the Alzheimer's Association's NJ Chapter Memory Walk on September 27th in Point Pleasant, NJ.Currently more than 5 million Americans have Alzheimer's. Unless we find a way to change the course of the disease, 16 million Americans will have Alzheimer’s by 2050. I want to do my part to fight this fatal disease – but I can’t do it without your help. Memory Walk funds help the Alzheimer's Association advance important research into better treatments and a possible cure for Alzheimer’s. And for the millions already affected by the disease, the Association offers care, education, support and resources in communities nationwide.On behalf of the millions of Americans who are living with Alzheimer’s, and in memory of my grandfather, thank you for supporting my efforts.CLICK HERE TO DONATE, OR EVEN TO WALK WITH ME! :)Thanks for your help and suppor

Episode 3
Narrator Wrote: Today on Silent Hill Insanity Theater.... Oh crikey, this one is just too wierd to narrate! Check it out for yourself! Narrator Wrote: Passion! Shall we give our lives for more coffee?! Narrator Wrote: If you ask me, that's about the ONLY way Wolf can think... Meanwhile, down in the lair of the potty zombie... Narator Wrote: Oh no, poor Maes too?? Narrator Wrote: And the race is on! Narrator Wrote: And the race is on! Next time on Silent Hill Insanity Theater... Oh No!! Dr. Porken Beans again??

Episode 2
Narrator Wrote: On tonight's episode of Silent Hill Insanity Theater, we show you reasons why our band of heroes suspect they should never feed KuroTora after midnight! Narrator Wrote: Our story unfolds one night just after midnight in the bathroom no one ever enters without the intent of killing the potty zombie. Narrator holding his nose Wrote: Later, we find Wolf and Seb going for coffee in the kitchen, when... Narrator Wrote: After a power nap, Kuro goes with Darque and D to the school to search for clues, only to encounter the dreaded Pyramid Head! Narrator Wrote: Finally, after the darkness clears and all appears to be safe, Adene and Rave go for a walk just outside the bar to disc

Fubar Saff Only!!!!!!read!!!!!
For all the Fubar "STAFF"do not care to help me and just get in the way!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for deleting my mumm fubar staff, I fail to see where my mumm offended anyone. I guess it is ok to call people "niggas in lounges, in my opinion the word should not be allowed but if I say wetback I offend or kracker but nigga is ok but all the rest offend, I don't even use those words in here to other members, I use examples of them but people seem to think I am some kind of trouble maker of som kind. Could the people in fantasia lounge get more ignorant about racism, plainly if someone is offended in your lounge you you should use a special chat room just for discussing issues that arises, I am not an asshole in my opinion. I am for htings going forward to progress in a positive way now my way I do it my seem strange but if I was off or offended tell me what or how I did otherwise it might be repeated not out of vengance but out of sheer ignorance it something to

Dump Cake
Ummmmmm, Goooooood Dump Cake Recipe INGREDIENTS: 1 (20 ounces) can crushed pineapple, undrained 1 (21 ounces) can prepared more fruit cherry pie filling 1 (18.25 ounces) box yellow cake mix 2 sticks of butter or margarine, each cut into 12 slices 1/4 cup chopped nuts (your choice - optional) PREPARATION: Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (325 for glass baking dish). Have a 9 by 13-inch baking pan ready. Dump undrained pineapple baking dish or pan and spread it out evenly. Using a spoon, dump globs of cherry pie filling evenly on top of the pineapple. Sprinkle the cake mix evenly over the cherry and pineapple layers. Cut butter into slices with a butter knife and place slices evenly over cake mix. Sprinkle nuts on top if you're using them. Bake for one hour. Use heavy oven mitts to remove the dump cake from oven or let your older helper do it. To serve, scoop cake out with a l arge spoon like a cobbler, and dump it on a nice plate. A scoop of

Secure Password Tips
SECURE YOUR FUBAR, AND OTHER, SITES, APPLICATIONS, AND SYSTEMS. I have seen scores of complaints that profiles have been hacked into on this site and to me it's not only disturbing, but very, very, very, unlikely that there can be so many. I have been an I.T. Security Professional for 25 years, and I can say with 100% certainty that in all that time I can count the number of attacks I've encountered at work and on my systems on one hand, and still have fingers left over to pick up a cup of coffee. Maybe it's because I was trained in the military, or maybe I'm just so skeptical that I don't even trust my closest friends with my passwords, whose to say. But, I've been on Fubar a long time and in my opinion there are only a handful of people smart enough to pull this off on such a large scale, so I can only conclude that (1) People are being lazy with their passwords, (2) People are giving their passwords out to anyone, or (3) People are lying. Of course there is the possibility that

Has It Really Been 2 Weeks?
Two weeks since my Dad slipped away to wherever it is one goes in death. Strange how being a daughter changes to being a caregiver/parent as the body's abilities fail in that long downward slide. Mentally agile, modest and proud until the end he hated having anyone take care of him but cancer laid waste to that independence sucking the life and vitality from his towering strengths both physical and cerebral, leaving him thinking coherently in a body far too frail to carry out his wishes. Death was a friend to my father. He now rests, pain-free again. Here's to you Dad !!

Episode 1
Narrator Wrote: Tonight's Episode of Silent Hill Insanity Theater.... Narrator Wrote: On tonight's episode of Silent Hill Insanity Theater, Yume, D and Kuro decide it's time to put an end to the potty zombie once and for all. Narrator Wrote: Meanwhile on the other side of the Bar, Adene, Wolf and Vivi discuss the impending battle. Narrator Wrote: Moments later, the trio enter the bathroom where the zombie resides, and all hell breaks loose!. Narrator Wrote: The battle over, the trio return upstairs, where Adene asks what happened. Narrator Wrote: Next time, on Silent Hill Insanity Theater, What happens when you feed Kuro after dark? Stay t

Cats And Dogs
For those who read the previous bolg this is a follow-up. Talked to the vet this morning and Nutter did respond well to the IV. Food seems to be staying down and after some diareah her stools are now firming and - Most Importantly - are blood free. She purrs at anyone who talks to her, seeking human attention and the vet has given orders that the staff is to do so, including petting and stroking her having first washed hands so that no other smells intrude. This important because even the sound of a dog's collar rattling sends Nutter into a total fear reaction. So the vet says that it is unlikely that we can safely return her here until the dogs are gone, nor are we likely to be able to have any dog, even a tired old non-chasing critter for as long as Nutter lives. So we are paying to have her baorded there until Snoopy and Harley are gone. The sorta good news on that is that BRAT has responded quickly and the head of it here in WA will come get them tomorrow night after she gets

Issues
Long story short......... My mom and I bought a house in 2006. Mortgage split me 2/3 and her paying the other third if she babysat my child. In July she stops contributing to mortgage to save for vacation (I was okay with this because it may be her last long drive). She comes back from vacation and within days she is not living there. By the end of August she picks up her things. She has not stated her reasoning. She left me holding all the financial responsibility that I can not afford. She left me without daycare without any warning. There are other things these are just the main things that bother me most. I have not spoken to her since this, I was hoping that she would come around and at least apologize and try and make things right in someway even if it is small. Effort would be appreciated. She has sent me a text message and voice mail requesting to see my kids, I have not responded to this and I have no idea how I should. Any help or advise would be greatly

Congratulations Sweet ♥ Judy
Congrats to Sweet ♥ Judy on becoming Fubars newest Godmother. Stop by her page and congratulate her. Thank you to all that showed her love to get her there. Hugs and Love Sweet ♥ Judy@ fubar

Jimmy The Turtle: Crimefighter Gets Busted
Today, law enforcement officials have announced the arrest of “Jimmy The Turtle,” the crime fighting tortoise who helped authorities lead them to the arrest of a 19 year-old who was caught with 10 pot plants last Wednesday. “Yes, it disappointed us and the community when we learned that “Jimmy” was caught smoking pot and drinking beer at a park in Maryland with some other losers”, said Park Ranger Louis Canseda, a spokesperson for Parks and Recreation. When asked by local reporters how “Jimmy” felt about his arrest, he said, “Hey what’s the big deal, I’m just your average turtle that likes to get high, and have a Budweiser every hour or so.” “Jimmy The T will be mandated to do 30 hours of community service, and is court ordered to attend 18 AA meetings. According to authorities, this is “Jimmy’s” 3rd alcohol and drug related offense.

09/10/08 - My Chemical Romance - Teenagers (100th Post To The Blog Edition Woo Hoo!!!)
SONG VERSION BELOW Teenagers - My Chemical Romance VIDEO VERSION BELOW Teenagers - My Chemical Romance LYRICS BELOW They're gonna clean up your looks With all the lies in the books To make a citizen out of you Because they sleep with a gun And keep an eye on you, son So they can watch all the things you do Because the drugs never work They're gonna give you a smirk 'Cause they got methods of keeping you clean They're gonna rip up your heads, Your aspirations to shreds Another cog in the murder machine They said all teenagers scare the living shit out of me They could care less as long as someone'll bleed So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me The boys and girls in the clique The awful names that they stick You're never gonna fit in much, kid But if you're troubled and hurt What you got under your shirt Will make them pay for the things that they did They said all teenagers scare

Need Your Vote Please !
PetFinders is giving away a $5000 grant to the shelter that receives the most votes. PLEASE! Go to http://www.petfinder.com/disasterprep and vote for us. When the voting window pops up, please enter Arizona from the drop down menu. The put Kingman as the City and choose the Exotic Heritage Cat Association of America as your shelter of choice. We really need the funds. We have 46 cats that we recently took in that need to be spayed and neutered (at approximately $100 each). We also need money for our TNR program. There is no donation necessary for you, personally. All you need to do is vote for us. Thank you, in advance, for your help. Taymie Exotic Heritage Cat Association of America

Poor Baby!
On Monday, September 8, 2008 I felt totally helpless. I was sitting on the computer talking to friends when something told me to look out my window. So I went over to my window and I didn’t realize what I saw at first. My dads girlfriend has been emptying the pool out since we aren’t going to go swimming in it for the rest of the year.. She got it where it was just a little over ankle deep in water with the tube on it still blown up. There was a squirrel what I thought at first swimming in the pool. I just thought it was soo cute. Then I realized as I poked my head out the window that he wasn’t doing so good. He was actually drowning. So I panic. I feed these little cuties every day. I either feed them peanuts, bread or cereal. There are several of them that will almost take the peanut right out of my hand. I have them pretty much spoiled rotten around my house. But anyway, I jump out my bedroom window with the garage key in my hand. I run in there and try to think of som

Election Fubar Talk
I'm curious to see the opinions and sentiments regarding the upcoming November Presidential elections. I'm kinda one of those skeptics who believes that the system isn't only broken, but it was designed that way with the bicameral party. Will Obama make any changes, or will things just be the same as the free world baton is passed along to another ONE, no different than the others? Is McCain using his Vietnam appeal to pity too excessively, or is this an appeal that will help him gain the presidency? I think personally they should have left him to stay put at the Hanoi Hilton..Anyone who leaves his disabled wife to marry a millionaire budweiser girl is kind of weak. But he's a politico opportunist that employs Machiavellian tactics to achieve his power goals. Now Obama, he's clever, with his change and there appears to be little dirt on the guy, although don't be deceived he's got a huge ego and he is about the power..So will it be the whiner McCain with his great foreign policy t

I Give Up!!!!!!!
I have tried to reach out fro some solutions and communicate my situation several times seems that each attempt is invalid or of no effect. People either make usless commentary or practice their jerk skills. I am feed up with the bull shit and the negativity and the no help get of my your ass kind of comments that only worsen my mood my day and just does not help. Those that have hearts here on fubar must be hiding or non existant, except for a small select few. It sucks i hate the games and I generally pissed. I drink coffee like alcoholics drink beer but I am afraid I my die from coffee overdose.be right back gotta get my coffee cooking.Well now that my coffee is on all is well. Anyway back to what I was saying. I made this mum that people a making stupid comments on; I also made this bully that may offend some but it explains the situation i am currently in. I am in my mind a writer that would like to do some blog reporting with my own style, telling of good things that happen in a

Some Things Are Sacred
I just found out today that MTV is planning on remaking The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Was anyone asking for this?! I mean the original is no cinematic masterpiece but it has retained a sort of dirty do-it-yourself charm. There are no great special effects, there are cheesy sets and a cheesier script. But that's its charm. (I borrowed this paragraph) There are now generations of us who have gone to see this movie time and time again. We have memories of throwing toast and putting newspaper over our heads. We did that jump to the left followed by that step to the right. I cannot imagine the butcher job that will be done to a movie that has a special place in so many people's hearts. The rumor is they will even be adding new songs. Makes me cry...hey, hey, hey. It seems that most folks involved in the original are not behind this idea and there is an online petition which may not accomplish a thing, but adding my name to it made me feel better. If you put stoptheremake.com into your

Remember This Week !
I believe that everything you do bad comes back to you. So everything that I do thats bad, I'm going to suffer for it. But in my heart, I believe what i'm doing is right. So I feel like i'm going to heaven. Tupac Amaru Shakur ("thankful to God") June 16, 1971 -September 13, 1996 don't forget to help carry on the legacy and help out! DONATIONS CAN BE MADE ONLINE AT WWW.TASF.ORG OR YOU MAY SEND YOUR DONATIONS PAYABLE TO: TUPAC AMARU SHAKUR FOUNDATIONC/O JEFF PITTS / SPRING ASSET MANAGEMENT17711 W. STRACK DRIVE, SPRING, TEXAS 77379

09/10/08 - Faith No More - Midlife Crisis (wring My Neck Edition)
SONG VERSION BELOW Midlife Crisis - Faith No More VIDEO VERSION BELOW Midlife Crisis - Faith No More LYRICS BELOW Go on and wring my neck Like when a rag gets wet A little discipline For my pet genius My head is like a lettuce Go on and dig your thumbs in I cannot stop giving I'm thirty-something Sense of security Like pockets jingling Midlife crisis Suck ingenuity Down through the family tree You're perfect, yes, it's true But without me you're only you (you're only you) Your menstruating heart It ain't bleedin' enough for two It's a midlife crisis It's a midlife crisis... What an inheritance The salt and the Kleenex Morbid self attention Bending my pinky back A little discipline A donor by habit A little discipline Rent an opinion Sense of security Holding blunt instrument (midlife crisis) I'm a perfectionist And perfect is a skinned knee You're perfect, yes, it's true But without me you're only you Your menstr

Saw The Specialist Today...
Ok, just got home from the orthopedic specialist. Once again, I have managed to stump the drs. Dr isn’t sure why it’s a problem, BUT apparently the tendons in my shoulder have all stretched out and that’s why my arm keeps falling out of socket. Dr doesn’t want to do surgery at this point because the cons outweigh the pros. At this point, I am going to have to start physical therapy twice a week for at least 4 weeks and go from there. Hopefully, this will help. Dr is hoping that the PT will strengthen the muscles enough to compensate for the stretched out tendons. Wish me luck, because I REALLY REALLY don’t want to have surgery! I’ll keep you all updated on everything. Thanks for all your support.

Touche!
i'm sitting here watching TV with Bebo and he gave me one of his lollipops. so as we're watching TV he tells me to show him my lolli, so i take it out of my mouth and show it to him............ then proceeds to take out his lolli and basically toast mine. since he's a baby i put mine back in my mouth but i may have turned green for a second there. lol

Hvordan Kan Ux Slås (part 2)
Hvis vi ser dronning Elisabeth som en morsfigur for Ux, og kun synlig ved det opplagt håpløse i en mannlig farsfigur og konge i England for Ju blir noe annet tydelig. Prinsen. Charles. Charles Manson identifiserte seg med den kommende kongen, og så seg selv som en morderisk menneskesønn. Ux står overfor det morderiske vannvidd i øyeblikket de mister sin morsfigur og står igjen med en farsfigur de intenst ønsker å gjøre opprør mot. De øver seg på å klare å holde ut det forferdelige ved å bruke David Niven som sitt konge-emne. Jackie dro til England for å gifte seg med Ux' valgte konge... Han ville ikke ha henne... Ux ville ikke ha henne heller... Hehe.

Preacher's Horse Racing Exploits
A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase one and enter it in the races. However at the local auction, the going price for horses was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third! The next day the local paper carried this headline: PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time it won. The paper read: PREACHER'S ASS OUT IN FRONT The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in another race. The paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S ASS This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey. The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The paper headline the next day read: NU

New Windfall Tax
Adding a tax to your retirement is simply another way of saying to the American people, you're so darn stupid that we're going to keep doing this until we drain every cent from you. That's what the Speaker of the House is saying. Read below............... Nancy Pelosi wants a Windfall Tax on Retirement Income. In other words tax what you have made by investing toward your retirement. This woman is a nut case! You aren't going to believe this. Madam speaker Nancy Pelosi wants to put a Windfall Tax on all stock ma rket profits (including Retirement fund, 401K and Mutual Funds! Alas , it is true - all to help the 12 Million Illegal Immigrants and other unemployed Minorities! This woman is frightening. She quotes...' We need to work toward the goal of equalizing income, (didn't Marx say something like this), in our country and at the same time limiting the amount the rich can invest.' ( I am not rich, are you) When asked how these new tax dollars would be spent, she repl

Ike Pa #38
1100 AM EDT WED SEP 10 2008 ...IKE GROWING IN SIZE AND STRENGTH IN THE SOUTHEASTERN GULF OF MEXICO... A TROPICAL STORM WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR THE CUBAN PROVINCES OF MATANZAS...LA HABANA...CIUDAD DE HABANA...PINAR DEL RIO...AND THE ISLE OF YOUTH. A TROPICAL STORM WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM WEST OF KEY WEST TO THE DRY TORTUGAS. FOR STORM INFORMATION SPECIFIC TO YOUR AREA...INCLUDING POSSIBLE INLAND WATCHES AND WARNINGS...PLEASE MONITOR PRODUCTS ISSUED BY YOUR LOCAL WEATHER OFFICE. AT 1100 AM EDT...1500Z...THE CENTER OF HURRICANE IKE WAS LOCATED NEAR LATITUDE 23.9 NORTH...LONGITUDE 85.3 WEST OR ABOUT 225 MILES... 365 KM...WEST-SOUTHWEST OF KEY WEST FLORIDA AND ABOUT 430 MILES... 690 KM...SOUTHEAST OF THE MOUTH OF THE MISSISSIPPI RIVER. ALTHOUGH THE CENTER OF IKE MOVED LITTLE OVER THE PAST FEW HOURS... THE HURRICANE IS GENERALLY MOVING TOWARD THE WEST-NORTHWEST NEAR 8 MPH...13 KM/HR. A WEST-NORTHWESTWARD MOTION IS EXPECTED TO CONTINUE FOR THE NEXT

Naughty Buglady's Hh Tonight At 6
EVERYBODY KNOWS THE NAUGHTY BUGLADY.AND IF YOU DON'T THEN NOW IS YOUR CHANCE TO GET TO KNOW ONE OF THE NICEST PEOPLE ON THE FU.SHE IS HOSTING A HAPPY HOUR TONIGHT AT 6PM FU-TIME SO SAVE YOUR 11'S AND BLING FOR OUT NAUGHTY BUGLADY AND LET'S SHOW HER ALL THE LOVE THAT WE HAVE. COMMENTS,BLING,RATES,CRUSHES,FANS, THE WHOLE 9!! REMEMBER HER HAPPY HOUR IS AT 6PM FU-TIME!!CLICK ON THE PICTURE OF HER AND BE TAKEN TO HER PAGE (¯`·._.·☀ NaughtyBuglady ☀·._.·´¯) DSC ☀ Proudly Owned By Jolly Roger ☀@ fubar MESSAGE BROUGHT TO YOU BY: DȉЯrΤΥ ԍirᴸ®™**ChIeF oF gRaPhIcS 4 Fu-LuV BoMb SqUaD** PrOmOtEr 4@ fubar

Our Bullitin For Connections Lounge And Promotins
COME CHECK OUT CONNECTIONS LOUNGE AND DJ PROMOTIONS AND LET US PROMOTE YOU, YOUR LOUNGE,AND YOUR FAMILY... Tantiedrage Owner of lounge and conecctoins productions The gambeler co-owner and designer of connections We are in need of graphic spicelest and coders of all type to join family and help with promotions if intrested please see Taintedrage or DJ gambeler and let them know we would love to have ya if you love working with graphics or coding...

Edjo Fra Buto
Kvinnen ble laget av Adams ribbein. Vi må se den jødiske religionen som et opprør mot Egypt, men også som et forsøk på å løse E's problem. Det problemet handler om kvinnens forhold til Isis, og det vistes i guden Amons vei mot undergangen i perioden jødene besøkte Egypt og Amon var knyttet til solguden Re. GT lukker jødene ute fra Egypt i de forskjellige historiene. Noahs Ark er et bilde på sjøreisen fra Afrika og at alt (dvs troen de rømte fra) gikk under samtidig. Skapelsesberetningen er et bilde på deres nye liv med Jahve. Adam og Eva er selve løsningen og låsen på problemet. Det at Seth benevnes som barn av Adam viser at sviket sees i forhold til deres egen historie, ikke i forhold til religionen de dro fra. På samme måte viser legenden om Kain og Abel at de bruker Osiris og Seth bevisst i den nye oppbygningen. Seth er nøkkelen til kvinnens problem i tilnærmingen til Isis. Kvinnen var nødt til å møte svikets problem hvis hun skulle lykkes med en Amons seier eller virkeliggj

Other Girl
When I'm feeling down and out it is you that makes my day Perplexed about life and its obstacles, you help me find my way. While she looks at me with them big bright eyes. And gives me a soft subtle touch that give me shivers inside You tell me about life and encourage me to change. And make it a redundant statement till it seeps in my brain. while her lips look the same but feel nothing like yours incapacitated by a kiss and my eyes scream for more You have yelled at me and I yelled at you from moring to night And then we talked it out i look in them big bright eyes i knew it would be alright But then she comes along out of the clear blue as if i blink one time and there she was With happy tears in her eye as if i've been gone for days showered me with kisses and hugs A twisted situation I guess you could somewhat say so. Oh but the agony i would feel if i let either one go. But its funny how much you too look alike. I have to stop som

Come Hang Out With Us!!!
Come see us again in the Midnight Dreamer Lounge! Come listen and chat with our wonderful members and staff! You'll keep comin back! Midnight Dreamer Midnight Dreamer Lounge... come for the company... stay for the tunes... keep comin back for the FUN! OWNER @ Midnight DreamerCO OWNER @ Midnight Dreamer Midnight Dreamer...Please come join in the fun!!!

Jokes
Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end? A.) So men can be open minded. Q.) What's the speed limit of sex? A.) 68 because at 69 you eat it. Q.) What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick? A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck! Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego... A.) "Is it in?" Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy? A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection. Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex? A.) One of his fingers is clean. Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers? A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q.) What do bungee jumping and hookers have in common? A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.

Time Wasting Away
Time is there really enough of it We go about our daily not really thing of it. Kids grow up people grow old. You think you have all the time in the world. I will get to that later I got time to do that. You never have time to hold a grudge or be mean to someone but at the time you may feel lost or hurt . You never know when it to late to say goodbye. Love the one your with and never take them for granted. Do or try and do everything you set out to do and reach your goals that you set for yourself and dont let anything get in the way. Time 24 hours in a day is not enough hours in a day but make the best out the time you have on this Earth and leave with no regrets. Time is wasting away dont let it slip away.

Friends
I guess I was supposed to meet up with my friend from on here, but he never called. Flakiness is my peeve, and he better have an excuse for not calling. Oh, well, its the netz. Yesterday I have talked to my best friend in California. I hate the fact that she is all the way there, and not in Chicago. There are a few people that I totally click with, and she was one of them. Both of my best friends have moved away, so I am kinda stuck. I like meeting new people, but more often than not I end up in disappointment. I am just a picky asshole I sppose.

Come Join The Fun
http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=61098 Come see us again in the Midnight Dreamer Lounge! Come listen and chat with our wonderful members and staff! You'll keep comin back! Midnight Dreamer Midnight Dreamer Lounge... come for the company... stay for the tunes... keep comin back for the FUN! OWNER @ Midnight DreamerCO OWNER @ Midnight Dreamer Midnight Dreamer...Please come join in the fun!!!

Goes Both Ways
'Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply it. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.' So - if you give her crap, you will receive more shit than any one human being can handle. Love and appreciate all the women in your life.

Tag! You're It!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I'm addicted to having cats around me. 2. I love my Diet Coke, but try to limit myself to two cans a day. 3. I'm not so secretly lusting after a Nikon D-90 or D-300 camera. 4. I HATE working in retail! 5. Most days when I'm not working, I take a nap in the afternoon. 6. I read three to four books an month. 7. I'm hooked on ABC Family's "The Secret Life of the American Teenager." 8. I generally hate television. 9. I need to lose a LOT of weight! 10. And I'm starting to actually lose that weight! YAY!! I will tag: Marcie, Special K, Kittie, Enchanted_Lady_UK and Mella!

Come Join The Fun
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Beauty For Ashes
Today I was riding in a car and we passed a mound of dirt that was full of trash. The trash was poking out all over. It was about 20 feet high, like a little hill. But growing on top of the mound was a large bunch of sunflowers, big giant yellow happy blossoms. Part of Isaiah 61:3 says: "to give unto them beauty for ashes". That scripture came to my mind as we drove past the mound. I thought I would take a picture of it when we passed it on the way back, but I just forgot. Maybe I'll go back there. I said to my husband "Did you see those sunflowers on top of that trash heap? It reminds me of that scripture....." And then he said, "Well, ashes can be like fertilizer." Hmmm, that made me think. Maybe, we go through difficult years, trying times, downright hell, so that beauty can come out of our lives. Maybe if it wasn't for the ashes, we wouldn't produce the beauty. Yes I'm going to go back and take that picture.

A Brand New Start
My dearest and long missed friends, I am finally back from my travels, trials and working through certain tribulations back home (for now) touching base with new technology. Yes, I finally gave in to Vista and a new laptop after more power surges in the lightning capital fried my tower and the storms of Fay, Gustav and Ike wreak more havoc on humanity and the coast. So much has transpired, and I don't want to bore anyone with too many details of my endeavors but I wanted to thank all who have stopped by to show love and will catch up as soon as I can. I am limiting my computer time so please bear with me while I continue to live outside the box and update all I need in order to get my new toy working the way I want to and attempt to recover material from the old and transfer to the new. For all those who's Birthday's have transpired in my absence, A Very Happy Belated and celebrate each and every day in love and light... I have missed many terribly and hope is well. Send

Relationship Quiz
NOW YOU HAVE TO DO IT OR YOU'LL NEVER BE WITH THE PERSON YOU TRULY LOVE, AND BE HONEST, (: DON'T CHICKEN OUT 1) single, taken, or sleeping around? independent baby 2) are you happy with that? yerps very 3) would you kiss your most recent ex?? no ! 4) have you ever had your heart broken? yea 5) would u go back out with one of your ex's ? naw 1chance is enough it aint work the 1st time why would it the 2nd 7) have you ever talked about marriage with another person? yea lolz 8) do you want kids? yea but not now 9) if so, how many? 2 boy n prolly a girl 10) if someone likes you right now, would you want them to tell you? i dnt reallt

09/10/08 - The Gorillaz - El Manana (brings A Tear To My Eye Edition)
SONG VERSION BELOW El Manana - Gorillaz VIDEO VERSION BELOW El Manana - Gorillaz LYRICS BELOW Summer don't know me no more Eager man, that's all Summer don't know me He just let me love in my sea Cause I do know, Lord, from you that Just died, yeah I saw that day, Lost my mind Lord, I'll find Maybe in time You'll want to be mine Don't stop the buck when it comes It's the dawn, you'll see Money won't get there Ten years passed tonight You'll flee If you do that, I'll be some To find you I saw that day, Lost my mind Lord, I'll find Maybe in time You'll want to be mine I saw that day, Lost my mind Lord, I'll find Maybe in time You'll want to be mine Maybe in time You'll want to be mine Maybe in time You'll want to be mine

38th Mp 08-09
On August 4th, 2008 we lost two good soldiers to an EFP. Menke was a young college kid whom postponed college to come here. Henry was a Cpt. on the Indianapolis Fire Department and on the Emergency Dive Team. Both are missed by the unit, friends, and family. Can't say much more now...

Something To Piss Everyone Off!
SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirt bag. Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? One US leader. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts. Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities. What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 45 lbs. What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? 45 minutes. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has the biggest boobs? The

What Ever You Do Just Vote
Selma to Montgomery The Road to Equality It is astounding what the people of today takes for granted, as if the rights that we have today were just given to us like a privilege we are born with. I am talking about the right to vote, a right that was fought so hard for not so long ago. It is as if we as a body of people have forgotten that march that took place not even forty-one years ago. The year is 1965 and it has been ten years sense Rosa Parks had decided to stay seated on that bus and it is almost as if time has decided to stand still where civil rights were concerned. For every step that was taken to secure civil rights equality it was as if the African Americans lost a mile. African Americans had been given the right to vote but the odds were still against them considering the world was still extremely segregated. Things were not getting better and would not without the ability for them to vote in order to make a change. With severe intimidation tactics

One Wish
I had just one wish That I was allowed to make It would be as simple as this I would wish away your pain The pain that haunts you in your sleep And brings you tears when you're awake One wish to set you free One wish for sweet dreams sake For your past to never haunt you No more fear when you close your eyes Peaceful nights would be renewed A new hope when you arise So until that day comes When all wishes will come true I'll keep making this one Until my days on earth are through

What About Me?!?!?!?
It's not easy being me.. I know everyone feels this way and I'm not alone, but it's NOT easy being me! It's hard for me because I'm constantly told I'm the greatest Mom, funniest person, the best friend, so dependable and someone that will take care of everyone! I'm EXPECTED to be everything to everyone but no one understands how hard that truly is!!! To be always be THAT one person everyone counts on. I'm not.. a rock, superwoman, super-Mom or super-nurse- I am just a woman! I know people love me but it's because how I take care of them. Will anyone ever love me for me and not the nurse, funny person or being just Mom? I'm so busy taking care of everyone else and everything else no one knows or has time to know how I feel. Yes I cry alone at times. I'm the most popular person in every room yet at times the loneliest one too. Maybe because everyone knows and expects what I will do for them! BUT will anyone just care about me for me?! exerpt & thx to MW I concur.

Hellzangel Howls
http://www.fubar.com/user/1280569 Now that the group is up and running, I think it's time some of us should introduce ourselves. HellzAngel here. Alpha Bitch and resident morphologist. (That jackass morph of Boogeyman and Moon? I just made them look more natural. They were already a coupla jackasses. Luvz ya guyz! :D) Anyway, if there is a particular animal and/or pic you want as your morph, PM me here. I'll be more than happy to do what I can. If there are any questions you have, feel free to PM me. There are a lot of things I know, and a lot I'm still learning. This group is all about that. Learning and growing. I will say this once. Offensive behavior will not be tolerated in this group. If I find someone abusing the privilege of being a pack member, I will say so one time. If there is no correction of behavior, I will delete friendship and block the offending account. I'm here to make friends. I may be of some help to you. Or I may not. It depends

Maybee
* Maybe... we are supposed to meet the wrong people before meeting the right one so when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift.* Maybe... when the door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we don't see the new one which opened for us. Maybe... It is true that we don't know what we have until we lose it, but it is also true that we don't know what we have been missing until it arrives. Maybe... The happiest people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything they have. *Maybe... You should dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go; be what you want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you dream of and want to do.* * *Maybe... There are moments in life when you miss someone a parent, a spouse, a friend, a child so much that you just want to pick them from your dreams and hug

Thoughts On Vicodin
The Verne Troyer sex tape has been settled, and surprise surprise, it's gonna get distributed. He has been in litigation with everyone from the ex girlfriend, to TMZ, to no avail. I'm not surprised that it will be distributed. Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee's tape did, and they were actually big stars at the time, and it was admitted to being stolen by a worker. If that got out, and I'm sure a hefty sum was paid to them, then why not Verne's? I've seen a PG 13 clip of the tape, and it's disturbing. I've also heard some audio, and it is downright weird. It sounds like a munchkin from the Wizard of Oz being molested. Do you know what that adds up to? That's right, a must see porno! The much rumored porn of Colin Farrel and a lady friend has surfaced again, and it is believed that it also might be released. This first appeared around two years ago, and apparantly Mr Farrell has great lawyers, because he had it sucessfully blocked. But now its kicking around that it might s

Blonde Joke..or Is It?? Lol
One hot summer day, a blonde came to town with her dog, tied it under the shade of a tree, and headed into a restaurant for something cold to drink. Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the restaurant and asked, 'Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside? The blonde said it was hers. Your dog seems to be in heat' the officer said. The blonde replied, 'No way. She's cool 'cause she's tied up under that shade tree. The policeman said, 'No! You don't understand. Your dog needs to be bred.' 'No way,' said the blonde. 'My dog doesn't need bread. She isn't hungry 'cause I fed her this mornin.' The exasperated policeman said, 'NO! You don't understand. Your dog wants to have sex!' (Your gotta love this) The blonde looked at the cop and said, 'Well, go ahead. I always wanted a police dog.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
Our leading minds explain: BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE! JOHN McCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road. HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me....... GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here. COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road... JOHN KERRY: Although I

*funny Girl Is The Birthday Girl Today*
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FUNNY GIRL...THIS IS A HOMEMADE MADE FROM SCRAP CARD FOR YA ...=) ADD, FAN, N RATE THE HELL OUT OF THIS WONDERFUL GIRL AND VERY FUNNY FRIEND...SHE IS ONE FRIEND WE WISH WE ALL HAD. Funny Girl~~Read profile before going any further~~@ fubar

Station Fire Settlements
A lot has been in the news regarding the Station fire lawsuits, and many of the defendants offering settlements. The latest has included the State of RI, Town of West Warwick, Great White, the club owners Jeffrey and Michael Derdarian, and several insurance companies who insured the nightclub. Settlement totals have reached over $176 million. Lawyers for the plaintiffs are submitting a plan next month for distributing the settlements, in hopes to moves things along. The biggest question concerning the distribution of monies is who gets what. A Duke University law professor, Francis McGovern, has met with roughly 236 plaintiffs and has devised a plan for distributing the money. According to this plan, after lawyers and outstanding medical bills are paid, most monies will go to survivors with lung problems, survivors with burns, then to the families of the victims who had dependants, then to the families of victims who had no dependents. But there are also other factors. A point system

Celibacy On Strike
CELIBACY ON STRIKE Category: Writing and Poetry Drip.. Drip…. Drop ….. Listening to The lusts of Water dripping from you Makes me want to be the water too dripping from you Wanting to shower you Drip.. Drip…. Drop ….. With completion of mystery Mediation of curiousity Solitudes of fantasy Together with your earth No manure is needed There has been enough shit here When it begins to rain Drip.. Drip…. Drop the Droughts end when The 2 components blossomed to Participate in a romance hydrating a dry coordinate to make it past the Rendevous point of extreme Emptiness That time that was never dreamed of Just imagining The excess of Cream sticking to you I want for you to absorb me with Drip.. Drip…. Drop with Sponged affections To Explore me & This erection of interest Don't ignore the facts The perfection of the Outlines of you and I In shadows of nudity The candlelight is our clothing With the night peaking through the blinds To Be

Givin Up My Baby
i think i'm goin to have to give up my baby b/c i know i dont got a job and other things to help support me and my baby so. its just hard on me. but its the right thing for me to do is give up my baby, so someone that has what the baby needs b/c i dont have the money to to take care of my baby.

The Senator
While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. 'Welcome to heaven,' says St. Peter. 'Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you.' 'No problem, just let me in,' says the man. 'Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity.' 'Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,' says the senator. 'I'm sorry, but we have our rules.' And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him. Everyon

Expectations..time To Re-read Them!
SAYING I TRY TO LIVE BY... "In the course of living, many people are disappointed when others do not live up (or down) to their expectations. In order to be happy, some expectations must be dropped. These unrealistic and unhealthy expectations are three of the main culprits. 1. Do not EXPECT appreciation. When others say, "Thank you," or in any way show their gratitude, be happy. It is a gift! 2. Do not EXPECT others to make you happy. They simply cannot do that. Make yourself happy and share your joy with others. 3. Do not expect NOT to be let down. At times, people will simply not come through for you in the way you need. Forgive them and move on. Get rid of these three expectations and you will be getting rid of daily disappointment!"

I Will Possess Your Heart
How I wish you could see the potential, the potential of you and me It's like a book elegantly bound, but in a language that you can't read just yet You gotta spend some time love, you gotta spend some time with me And I know that you'll find love, I will possess your heart You gotta spend some time love, you gotta spend some time with me And I know that you'll find love, I will possess your heart There are days when outside your window, I see my reflection as I slowly pass And I long for this mirrored perspective, when we'll be lovers, lovers at last You gotta spend some time love, you gotta spend some time with me And I know that you'll find love, I will possess your heart You gotta spend some time love, you gotta spend some time with me And I know that you'll find love, I will possess your heart I will possess your heart I will possess your heart You reject my advances and desperate pleas I won't let you, let me down so easily, so easily

Can We Still Have Children ?
Frequently Asked Questions Question: Can a man or woman who has Hepatitis C still have children? Answer: Yes, hepatitis C does not prevent a man or woman from having children. The hepatitis C virus infection does not cause infertility in either sex--it does not affect a woman's ovarian or uterine function, or a man's sperm production or sperm characteristics. Also, it is rare for a hepatitis C-positive mother to infect her baby. Only 1-5% of babies born to hepatitis C-positive mothers acquire the virus, and it makes no difference whether the newborns are delivered vaginally or by cesarean section. A hepatitis C-positive father can't pass on the virus to an embryo at all. The most important consideration for couples wanting children when one partner has hepatitis C is the timing of drug treatment. One of the drugs used to treat hepatitis C (ribavirin) can cause severe birth defects in the baby. This is true whether it is the man or woman being treated

Plz, Warn Anyone And Everyone You Know!
If a person with the screen-name of DreamWeaverGrey contacts you, do not reply. DO not talk to this person; do not answer any of whispers or requests for private chat in Pogo. Whoever this person may be, he/she is a suspect for murder in the death of 56 women (so far) contacted through the Internet. Please send this to all the women on your buddy list and ask them to pass this on, as well. This screen-name has also been seen on Yahoo, AOL, AIM, and Excite so far. This is not a joke! Please send this to men too...just in case! Send to everyone you know! Ladies, this is serious. Jennifer S. Faulkner Education/Information Specialist Roanoke Fire-EMS 541 Luck Avenue, Suite 120 Roanoke, VA 24016 540) 853-2257 (phone) 540) 853-1172 (fax)

09/10/08 - Eminem - Kill You (gonna Get Me In Trouble Edition :d)
SONG VERSION BELOW Kill You - Eminem LYRICS BELOW [Eminem] When I just a little baby boy, my momma used to tell me these crazy things She used to tell me my daddy was an evil man, she used to tell me he hated me But then I got a little bit older and I realized, she was the crazy one But there was nothin I could do or say to try to change it cause that's just the way she was They said I can't rap about bein broke no more They say I can't rap about coke no more (AHHH!) Slut, you think I won't choke no whore til the vocal cords don't work in her throat no more?! (AHHH!) These motherfuckers are thinkin I'm playin Thinkin I'm sayin the shit cause I'm thinkin it just to be sayin it (AHHH!) Put your hands down bitch, I ain't gon' shoot you I'ma pull YOU to this bullet, and put it through you (AHHH!) Shut up slut, you're causin too much chaos Just bend over and take it slut, okay Ma? "Oh, now he's raping his own mother, abusing a whore, snorting coke, and

Why
It's all happening so fast. Seems like just the other day I found out my daughter was sick and now she is in the hospital with a major infection. They dont know if she is going to make it. Now I am on a flight not knowing what will happen. Hoping I will get there in time!Please every keep us in your thoughts.

The Future Of Gaming Is All In The Mind.
By Mike Steere For CNN LONDON, England (CNN) -- Be excited, but be scared. A world of mind-blowing possibilities is suddenly being thrust upon the world of video gaming. Detecting your thoughts: the EPOC headset is a breakthrough in brain - computer interfaces. Detecting your thoughts: the EPOC headset is a breakthrough in brain - computer interfaces. The era of thought controlled games has arrived, and soon you could be required only to 'think' to operate a video game. Maybe you'll even have the chance to be completely immersed in a video game 'world'. The Emotiv EPOC headset - the first Brain Computer Interface (BCI) device for the gaming market is the technology behind the revolution -- and the company claims to have already mastered thought control. The EPOC detects and processes real time brain activity patterns (small voltage changes in the brain caused by the firing of neurons) using a device that measures electric activity in the brain. In total, it picks up

Echoes-pink Floyd
Overhead the albatross hangs motionless upon the air And deep beneath the rolling waves in labyrinths of coral caves The echo of a distant tide Comes willowing across the sand And everything is green and submarine And no one showed us to the land And no one knows the wheres or whys But something stirs and Something tries And starts to climb towards the light Strangers passing in the street By chance two separate glances meet And I am you and what I see is me And do I take you by the hand And lead you through the land And help me understand the best I can And no one calls us to move on And no one forces down our eyes And no one speaks And no one tries And no one flies around the sun Cloudless every day you fall Upon my waking eyes Inviting and inciting me to rise And through the window in the wall Comes streamin in on sunlight wings A million bright ambassadors of morning And no one sings me lullabies And no one makes me close my eyes So I throw the windows

Ldc Family Love For The Week Of 9-10-08 To 9-17-08
Please show each of these members love this week……†FяuмØ§ Ά£ε®ĩã ĐØΜĩиãиt†@ fubarXX The Genetic Freak XX~FTW~The Virus You Can't Cure~LDC Family~@ fubarSweething~Patience West~Minerva of The Gibbet Crossroad of Lestat's Dark Convenant Family~Member@ fubarMoose Jockey@ fubar

Stash And Mumm Info!!
BABY J'S BLOG: hey everyone, STASH: in the next week or 2 i'll be moving the Stash to some new equipment. instead of trying to get all the old stuff onto the new gear, we're just going to start fresh. once we move to the new equipment, the old stash entries will be gone forever. if you have anything important in your Stash that you'd like to keep, go into your stash, edit the entry, cut & paste it and mail it to yourself. when the new stash is live, you can then cut & paste the old items into the new stash and you'll be set. in addition to running on new equipment, i'm going to tweak some of the settings on the Stash's so that we can add more features to it later. one of these changes will be reducing the number of total stash entries you can have on your account. it will be a small number, probably around 15 to 25. the idea is to keep the important/good stuff in it and let the random crap go away. i'll also be making some tweaks to the points involved in the Stash an

Another Thought For 9/10
Be thankful that you don`t already have everything you desire. If you did, what would there be to look forward to? Be thankful when you don`t know something, for it gives you the opportunity to learn. Be thankful for the difficult times. During those times you grow. Be thankful for your limitations, because they give you opportunities for improvement. Be thankful for each new challenge, because it will build your strength and character. Be thankful for your mistakes. They will teach you valuable lessons. Be thankful when you`re tired and weary, because it means you`ve made a difference. It`s easy to be thankful for the good things. A life of rich fulfillment comes to those who are also thankful for the setbacks. Gratitude can turn a negative into a positive. Find a way to be thankful for your troubles, and they can become your blessings.

Minister Call
A woman was trying hard to get the catsup to come out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her four-year old daughter to answer the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her mother. Then she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone right now. She's hitting the bottle."

091008 Virgo Horoscope
Trust your creative instincts today, for they will lead you in the right direction today. Instead of spending lots of time in careful analysis of the current situation -- as you are often prone to do -- the best way to handle the uncertainties now is to just do what feels right. Don't let your head talk you out of what is in your heart.

The Raven
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore, While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. "'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door - Only this, and nothing more." Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December, And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor. Eagerly I wished the morrow; - vainly I had sought to borrow From my books surcease of sorrow - sorrow for the lost Lenore - For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore - Nameless here for evermore. And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain Thrilled me - filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before; So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating, "'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door - Some late visitor entreating entrance at

Wow, What Do You Know
holy shit, my very first Blog. hmmm, what to talk about??? well, the economy fucking sucks, politics are still filled with more criminal than my grandmother's pies are with cherrys, and the cost of gas can suck my balls until my dick becomes inverted. when did it become that the less you make the more you have to fucking pay??? hmm, lets see, and why is it that you can walk into the department of family's and children services, and if you make too little they can turn you away from helping, but any friggin bumb aff the street can walk in and have three jobs, by himself no kids, and get all the help he wants. i absolutely love what America has turned into. (sarcasm) i am up to my eye balls with petriotism but for some damn reason, a military man can get out and because of all the political B.S. that is going on and the economy, he can't find a better job than working at fucking Wal-Mart, and making barely enough to keep food on the table. my Patriotism is not for this damn country but t

It Hurts.
I never thought that rejection would hurt so bad. Unfortunatly, for the first time in my life I have put myself out there and I was totally shot down. And needless to say it hurt like hell. I really liked this guy but surprisingly I guess he didn't feel the same way toward me and quickly moved on to another girl. The pain that I am feeling right now will go away eventually, and I know that I will be ok over time. The lesson learned is that I will never ever again make myself vulnerable to any guy again.

For Everything There Is A Season..
For everything there is a season, And a time for every matter under heaven: A time to be born, and a time to die; A time to plant, and a time to pluck up what is planted; A time to kill, and a time to heal; A time to break down, and a time to build up; A time to weep, and a time to laugh; A time to mourn, and a time to dance; A time to throw away stones, and a time to gather stones together; A time to embrace, And a time to refrain from embracing; A time to seek, and a time to lose; A time to keep, and a time to throw away; A time to tear, and a time to sew; A time to keep silence, and a time to speak; A time to love, and a time to hate, A time for war, and a time for peace. - Ecclesiastes 3:1-8

A Senior Moment
A SENIOR MOMENT: I HOPE I HAVE THEM LIKE THIS A 98 year old woman in the UK wrote this to her bank. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the Times. Dear Sir, I am writing to thank you for bouncing my cheque with which I endeavoured to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations, three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the cheque and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honour it. I refer, of course, to the automatic monthly deposit of my Pension, an arrangement, which, I admit, has been in place for only thirty eight years. You are to be commended for seizing that brief window of opportunity, and also for debiting my account £30 by way of penalty for the inconvenience caused to your bank. My thankfulness springs from the manner in which this incident has caused me to rethink my errant financial ways. I noticed that whereas I personally attend to your telephone calls and letters, when I tr

Janis Joplin - Ball And Chain
Ball and Chain S-sitting down by my window, Oh, looking at the rain. S-sitting down by my window now now, All around I felt it, All I could see was the rain. Something grabbed a hold of me, honey, Felt to me honey like, lord, a ball and chain. Yeah! hey! you know what I mean, But its way too heavy for you, You cant hold it tomorrow. Say, whoa, whoa, honey, it cant be Just because I got to want your love Please please please please, whoa please, please. Whoa, honey it cant be Just because I got to need you daddy. Please dont you let me down, no, please, lord! Here you gone today, but I wanted to love you, I wanted to hold you, yeah, till the day I die, Till the day, till the day, Yeah! hey! hey! all right! Say, whoa, whoa, honey this cant be Not anything I ever wanted from you daddy Tell me now, now, now, now, oh, tell me now, yeah. I say, whoa, whoa, honey this cant be No, no, no, no, no, no, no ... yeah yeah, hey! And I want someone that could tell me

I Whisper To The Leaves
I whisper to the leaves, confessions . . . of admiration for the soul . . . the spirits free, overwhelming me, confusing all of which I know . . . I whisper to the leaves of beauty Observe the inner depths . . . invade my mind . . . and what you'll find . . . is passion that must be kept . . . I whisper to the leaves discoveries . . . of thoughts too brazen to share . . . although in silence, I seldom speak . . . please trust me that I care. I whisper to the leaves, goodbye . . . with a prayer that the soul stays true . . . with the world behind, the heart stays kind . . . and the temptations of sins are long through.

True Love Exists
There will always be things in life that will stand the test of time... True love is one of those things. I used to wonder about alot of things, but love and whhether or not true love existed were never something I ever worried about. I suppose it is because I never truely loved anyone other than my children before. It wasn't that I didn't want to love anyone, it was just that love in the since of true love had never presented itself before, and I wasn't going out searching for it. I have always felt that if something was ment to be then no matter what you do it will happen. I just so happen to run smack into true love on March 5th of this year and oddly enough I ran into him on here. This is not your typical place to find true love, but obviously he was the man who was ment to be my true love, and this was the place I was ment to find him. Several circumstances lead up to our running into eachother, but they all happened in harmoney together to make for a perfect meet

What The Hell!?
I don't normally care what anyones status is one here,but there are just days when I am amazed at the stupidity of them. I don't think saying "machine guns protect our borders well" or "Happy Ramadan..shoot an Iraqi" is really tasteful. I mean damn,that really tells someone about you,now doesn't it? Just my opinion,which doesn't really matter.

One Year Into Forever ♥
So today marks our first Anniversary of being together.. not our wedding ann. (which is March 6 :D) So within this past year... I met the man of my dreams,fell head over heels for him. Got him to come to Canada within 2 months of knowing me for his birthday presant from his mother..well now OUR mother lol. Flew for the first time ever!! to meet him and his family in summy FLordia and got to meet a beautiful little girl by the name of Charlene, got married while there..had a beautiful wedding that I could never ask for a better one. Had my handsome hubby drop everything ..Just to move to canada to be with me and his new found family..in May. Didnt think I could be happier. Till our daughter arrived in here in augs with a visit from mom :) This past year besides my sons being born, has been the best year of my life, and its only goin to get better. I would like to thank again everyone that said we could make it work..and to all those who thought we were foolish a

Uga Is At It Again!
GOD I LOVE COLLEGE FOOTBALL!!! Running back Knowshon Moreno was a hot topic of conversation during this week's teleconference with Georgia coach Mark Richt. Moreno's 18 carry, 168-yard, three-touchdown effort in Saturday's 56-17 win over Central Michigan obviously wowed the sellout crowd at Sanford Stadium, but it was his hurdle of Chippewa safety Vince Agnew to complete a 29-yard run that dropped jaws. It was a play that Georgia fans will no doubt be talking about for quite a while, but it was one that many in the country watching ESPN did not get to see except for a brief glance during a quick preview of the Bulldogs highlights to come following a commercial break. Knowshon Moreno's hop over Vince Agnew wasn't the highlight fans thought it should be.When the network did its Top 10 plays, Moreno's highlight was not included. Richt was asked about the omission. "I think they missed the boat or didn't do their homework or something," Richt said. "Normally they do a

Weekly Love Sept 10 To Sept 17
Please show each of these members love this week……†FяuмØ§ Ά£ε®ĩã ĐØΜĩиãиt†@ fubarXX The Genetic Freak XX~FTW~The Virus You Can't Cure~LDC Family~@ fubarSweething~Patience West~Minerva of The Gibbet Crossroad of Lestat's Dark Convenant Family~Member@ fubarMoose Jockey@ fubar

Swing Life Away-rise Against
Am I loud and clear or am I breaking up? Am I still your charm or am I just bad luck? Are we getting closer, are we just getting more lost? I'll show you mine if you show me yours first Let's compare scars I'll tell you whose is worse Let's unwrite these pages and replace them with our own words [Chorus] We live on front porches and swing life away We get by just fine here on minimum wage If love is a labor I'll slave 'til the end I won't cross these streets until you hold my hand I've been here so long; think that its time to move The winter's so cold summer's over too soon so let's pack our bags and settle down where palm trees grow I've got some friends, some that I hardly know But we've had some times I wouldn't trade for the world We chase these days down with talks of the places that we will go [Chorus] We live on front porches and swing life away We get by just fine here on minimum wage If love is a labor I'll slave 'til the end I won't cross these str

Golf Vs Sex
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes. 'Boy, I'd give anything to sink this putt,' the golfer mumbles to himself. Just then, a stranger walks up beside him and whispers, 'Would you be willing to give up one-fourth of your sex life?' Thinking the man is crazy and his answer will be meaningless, the golfer also feels that maybe this is a good omen so he says, 'Sure' and sinks the putt. Two holes later, he mumbles to himself again, 'Gee, I sure would like to get an eagle on this one.' The same stranger is at his side again and whispers, 'Would it be worth giving up another fourth of your sex life?' Shrugging, the golfer replies, 'Okay.' And he makes an eagle. On the final hole, the golfer needs another eagle to win. Without waiting for him to say anything, the stranger quickly moves to his side and says, 'Would winning this match be worth giving up the rest of your sex life?' 'Definitely,' the golfer replies, and he makes

Your Own Disaster-taking Back Sunday
Just think of this and me as just a few of the many things to lie around to clutter up your shelves And I wish you weren't worth the wait because there's some thing's I'd like to say to you... And I don't think that you know what you've been missing 'Cause I don't think that you know what you've been missing And I dare you to forget the marks you left across my neck from those nights when we were both found at our best Now I could make this obvious, and you, you could deny me all in one breath you could shrug me off your shoulders... And I don't think that you know what you've been missing 'Cause I don't think that you know what you've been missing And I don't think that you know I said I don't think you know I said I don't think you know what your missing Hey, lush, have fun It's the weekend Hey, lush, have fun Hey, lush, have fun It's the weekend Hey, lush, have fun I don't think that you know what you've been missing I don't thi

In The Real World
In the real world, You are never with me. In the real world time moves on, And so do I. I have been on my own for so damn long, Love is only a figment of my imagination. You are the one I wanted so bad, The one I knew could love me. Similar we are and when I look at you, I see a mirror image reflecting back at me. We are the same in an unusual way. It was all so good, At least from my view. My mind can dream, It can dance with you. In the heavens above, The way it use to. I will make mercury rise, Of that you can be sure. You don't need to worry, I will take care of you. I will do all those things we use to do. Then I am back in the real world, Moving on with things. You are not my reality, You are only a dream. Dee Parenti All Rights Reserved.

For The Office/work
40 things you'd love to say at work 1 I can see your point, but I still think you're full of sh*t. 2 I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 3 How about never? Is never good for you? 4 I see you've set aside this special time to publicly humiliate yourself. 5 I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way. 6 Who lit the fuse on your tampon? 7 I'm out of my mind at the moment, but feel free to leave a message. 8 I don't work here - I'm a consultant. 9 It sounds like English, but I don't understand a damn word you're saying. 10 Ahhh. I see the Fuck-up fairy has visited us again. 11 I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid. 12 You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. 13 I have plenty of talent and vision - I just don't give a damn. 14 I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. 15 I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had abou

Crushes
Ok I really have yet to really speak to many people on here and I don't think it's going to let me have a crush on myself. Is there really a point, online dating is like the sims with cyber sex. Sorry I can't type with one hand.

Light Switch-jaime Wyatt
A rare occasion when you come on the phone It's like a holiday I celebrate alone Remember every detail when you spoke The way my name drags across your throat You've been a burden all at once Sometimes I can't find the light switch Sometimes I'd rather dwell in the darkness Sometimes I'm better off alone Sometimes has become a home Well you don't want me and i should have known My heart can't seem to let you go You're not so special, you're not even close You mean the least but you take the most You've been a burden all at once Sometimes I can't find the light switch Sometimes I'd rather dwell in the darkness Sometimes I'm better off alone Sometimes has become a home I hear your words so sweet, secure and flattering I stare into the sea, as your waves crash over me Almost upon the shore Your words don't flatter anymore Sometimes I can't find the light switch Sometimes I'd rather dwell in the darkness Sometimes I'm better off alone Sometimes has become

09/10/08 - The Doors - Alabama Song (mmm Whiskey Edition)
SONG VERSION BELOW Alabama Song (Whisky Bar) [New Stereo Mix] (Advanced Resolution) - The Doors LYRICS BELOW Well, show me the way To the next whisky bar Oh, don't ask why Oh, don't ask why Show me the way To the next whisky bar Oh, don't ask why Oh, don't ask why For if we don't find The next whisky bar I tell you we must die I tell you we must die I tell you, I tell you I tell you we must die Oh, moon of Alabama We now must say goodbye We've lost our good old mama And must have whisky, oh, you know why Oh, moon of Alabama We now must say goodbye We've lost our good old mama And must have whisky, oh, you know why Well, show me the way To the next little girl Oh, don't ask why Oh, don't ask why Show me the way To the next little girl Oh, don't ask why Oh, don't ask why For if we don't find The next little girl I tell you we must die I tell you we must die I tell you, I tell you I tell you we must die Oh, moon of Alabama

How To Be Dead-snow Patrol
Please don't go crazy, if I tell you the truth No you don't know what happened And you never will if You don't listen to me while I talk to the wall This blanket is freezing, it's been out in the hall Where you've had me for hours Till I'm sure what I want But darling I want the same thing that I wanted before So sweetheart tell me what's up I won't stop no way Please keep your hands down And stop raising your voice It's hardly what I'd be doing if you gave me a choice It's a simple suggestion can you give me sometime So just say yes or no Why can't you shoulder the blame Coz both my shoulders are heavy From the weight of us both You're a big boy now so let's not talk about growth You've not heard a single word I have said... Oh, my God Please take it easy it can't all be my fault I haven't made half the mistakes That you've listed so far Oh baby let me explain something It's all down to drugs At least I remember taking the and not a lot else It seems I've

Cleaning Ou Tmy List
Well the time is come for me to clean off my friends list. So if you wish to stay on let me know cause I am taking people off of the list. To be honest I can't keep track of everyone and it is not fair to those who are really good friends to me. So if you would like to stay let me know.

Ella Fitzgerald-cry Me A River
Now you say you're lonely You cried the long night through Well, you can cry me a river Cry me a river I cried river over you Now you say you're sorry For being so untrue Well, you can cry me a river Cry me a river Cause i cried, i cried, i cried a river over you You drove me, Nearly drove me out of my head While you never shed a tear Remember? I remember all that you said Told me love was to plebeian Told me you were through with me Now you say, you say you love me Well, just to prove you do Cry me a river Cry me a river I cried a river over you You drove me Nearly drove me out of my head While you never shed a tear Remember? I remember all that you said Told me love was too plebeian Told me you were through with me.. And now, now you say you love me Well, just to prove you do.. Come on! And cry cry cry me a river... Cry me a river Cause i cried a river over you If my pillow could talk Imagine what it would have said Could it be a river of te

My First...
My First... The first "song" I actually wrote was kinda auto-biographical...it was about my first divorce, and a "friend" who'd heard about it...I made a comment, in a chat room, one time about wanting to "put a bar in my car and drive myself to drink" ..one of the other chatters thought it should be a song...so...with that in mind..here is my offering for Toby Keith's next single... I’ll Put a Bar in My Car (And Drive Myself to Drink) Lance Kirtley My world’s been turned upside down Since she went away She packed her bags, took the kids, And left me bills to pay I didn’t know what to do I could barely even think I’ll put a bar in my car and drive myself to drink I’ll put a bar in my car and drive myself to drink And it’s all because of her that I had to see a shrink My money’s gone and I’m in debt But I ain’t gonna fret I’ll put a bar in my car and drive myself to drink She came to me with a smile Her

Love Is Free-sheryl Crow
One Two One, two, three! She got a shack Floating down the Pontchartrain With the water rolling in You gotta swim before the levees start to crack Another day Another dollar down the drain You go to town No one's around Cause if you drown there ain't no hope for coming back It ain't no big thing if you lose your faith They kinda like to keep you in your place You never know what might be coming your way Oh everybody Devil take your money Money's got no hold on me Oh oh everybody's making love cause love is free You go to church and pray to God for no more rain A Cadillac A paper sack well hey there Jack you want some bourbon for the pain Hey tambourine Ain't no rhythm on the street With the voodoo What do you do when the radio just plays on anyway? Those crazy fingers in your jelly jar They'll jack your money while you sleep in you car They got the karma they ain't getting too far Oh everybody Devil take your money My money's go

Cleansing Rain
Cleansing Rain I need a cleansing rain. I want it to wash away my pain. I want a new begining, One that empowers me. I need to heal from what you have done. Will I ever open my heart again? The walls are there, Is there anyone who will be willing to climb them, To find what is deep within. Can they bring joy and fulfillment, Back to my life again. There is a hole deep inside of me, I don't want to leave it there. As time goes by this ending will become faint, Leaving me wanting something new again. Dee Parenti All Rights Reserved.

Feels Like Rain- John Hiatt
Down here the river meets the sea And in the sticky heat I feel ya' open up to me Love comes out of nowhere baby, like a hurricane And it feels like rain Underneath the stars lying next to you Wondering who you are baby How do you do? When the clouds blow in across the moon And the wind howls out your name Feels like rain We'll never make that bridge tonight Across lake Ponchartrain Feel like rain Batten down the hatches But keep your heart out on your sleeve A little bit of stormy weather, that's no cause for us to leave Just stay here baby, in my arms Let it wash away the pain Feels like rain Feels like rain - John Hiatt

Slow Dancing In A Burning Room-john Mayer
"Slow Dancing In A Burning Room" It's not a silly little moment, It's not the storm before the calm. This is the deep and dying breath of This love that we've been working on. Can't seem to hold you like I want to So I can feel you in my arms. Nobody's gonna come and save you, We pulled too many false alarms. We're going down, And you can see it too. We're going down, And you know that we're doomed. My dear, We're slow dancing in a burning room. I was the one you always dreamed of, You were the one I tried to draw. How dare you say it's nothing to me? Baby, you're the only light I ever saw. I'll make the most of all the sadness, You'll be a bitch because you can. You try to hit me just to hurt me So you leave me feeling dirty Because you can't understand. We're going down, And you can see it too. We're going down, And you know that we're doomed. My dear, We're slow dancing in a burning room. Go cry about it - why don't you? Go cry about it -

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Nobody's Wife-anouk
I'm sorry for the times that I made you scream for the times that I killed your dreams for the times that I made your whole world rumble for the times that I made you cry for the times that I told you lies for the times that I watched and let you stumble It's too bad, but that's me what goes around comes around, you'll see that I can carry the burden of pain 'cause it ain't the first time that a man goes insane and when I spread my wings to embrace him for life I'm suckin' out his love, 'cause I, I'll never be nobody's wife I'm sorry for the times that I didn't come home left you lyin' in that bed alone was flyin' high in the sky when you needed my shoulder you're like a stone hangin' round my neck, see cut it loose before it breaks my back, see I've gotta say what I feel before I grow older I'm sorry but I ain't gonna change my ways you know I've tried but I'm still the same I've got to do it my own way It's too bad, but hey, that's me what goes aroun

Comfortable-john Mayer
I just remembered that time at the market Snuck up behind me and jumped on my shopping cart And rode down Aisle five You looked behind you To smile back at me Crashed into a rack full of magazines They asked us If we could leave Can't remember What went wrong last September Though I'm sure you'd remind me If you had to Our love was Comfortable And so broken in I sleep with this new girl I'm still getting used to My friends all approve Saying she's gonna be good for you They throw me High fives She says the Bible is all that she reads And prefers that I not use profanity Your mouth was So dirty Life of the party And she swears that she's artsy But you could distinguish Miles from Coltrane [live version] But you could distinguish Me from Jack Johnson Our love was Comfortable And so broken in She's perfect So flawless Or so they say She thinks I can't see The smile that she's faking And Poses for pictures That aren't being taken

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Thought For 9/10
"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light not our darkness that frightens us. We ask ourselves 'who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented and fabulous?' Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small doesn't serve the world. There's nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It's not just in some of us; its in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others." - Marianne Williamson

Why Nice Guys Finish Last..
Why do nice guys always seem to finish last? I know most of you have always wondered, pondered and pontificated about this very question. Well today is your lucky day! I'm going to once and for all answer this very question for you. Ready? I know you've been waiting for a long time for this answer, so I hope you're sitting down. No wait, stand up. That way if you get overly excited and feel the need to jump up and down or do cartwheels, you're already half way there. On second thought, the answer might be so shocking that you could faint and if you're standing, then you could fall and really hurt yourself. You better sit down just to be safe. Actually kneel, it's a halfway point and that way you are prepared either way. Ok, on to the answer. Wait; do you want something to eat first? I know sometimes I like to have a full stomach when I get a life changing answer to a question that has plagued me for years. Why don't you go have a quick snack, or make yourself a sandwich? Its ok,

My Computer Went Capooie
I am currently using my buddies computer, my motherboard shot on my computer... It costs $298 plus tax to buy a new tower @ Wal-Mart... I either have to wait til december, in hopes I get a check from ssi for my son.. or wait til january til taxes... or hop on the fu and ask for donations!!! :D I can still check my fubar stuff at my friends house, so please message me if you need my home address to donate to my computer fund... it would be greatly appreciated!

The Note.
You left that note in my room Where I would find it later ...........when I was alone "When you read this, know I'm thinking of you- This very moment." (tears) Of course I still have it and read it often. Making sure you never forget me.

My Land
This land that lays barren Spreading out before me Like a feast for ghosts No substance for the living There is no longer life Here in this empty world There's nothing left of hope Just dust and ash and bones I would gladly give All of this I have But for another chance To have my heart restored But no one wants this now A wasteland bereft of love A corpse that walks alone Resembling that which was You can have it all I'll give you all I own And also you can have My bloodied crown of thorns Salvation has been taken Replaced with emptiness A death less suited for a thief The pain never eases To taste the sweet richness From love's golden vessel And the flesh given Freely from the temple The essences of life Flowing freely for a time Feast replaced with famine A plague upon my land

Ike Pa #37
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Wednesday Opie And Anthony Links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Bill Burr, Boobs On Paltalk And Ratemywow, New Videos Online
Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday boys and girls... most importantly to the Girls on Paltalk, who have been making with the full-frontal nudity on their webcams lately. They'll keep doing it if you're nice, guys... so don't be too pushy. And who are we bullshitting anyway, right? 90% of you are on PalTalk to see NAKED LADIES ON THEIR WEBCAMS, so why sugar coat it, right? log in to your Paltalk and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now! Today on the Opie and Anthony POgram, we welcome back our red-headed funny friend, Bill Burr, who is promoting his new CD, Why Do I Do This?, which is also coming out on DVD in September. ...and of course, it wouldn't be WEDNESDAY without some girls Whippin' 'em out! New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks to our friends in the adult bidness and many fine topless ladies across the world, we have hundreds (if not THOUSANDS) of new boobs in all shapes and

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Success For 'big Bang' Experiment
Three decades after it was conceived, the world's most powerful physics experiment has sent the first beam around its 27km-long tunnel. Engineers cheered as the proton particles completed their first circuit of the underground ring which houses the Large Hadron Collider (LHC). The £5bn machine on the Swiss-French border is designed to smash particles together with cataclysmic force. This will re-create conditions in the Universe moments after the Big Bang. But it has not been plain sailing; the project has been hit by cost overruns, equipment trouble and construction problems. The switch-on itself is two years late. We will be looking at what the Universe was made of billionths of a second after the Big Bang Dr Tara Shears, University of Liverpool What is the Large Hadron Collider? The collider is operated by the European Organization for Nuclear Research - better known by its French acronym Cern. The vast circular tunnel - the "ring" - which runs und

Never Forgotten
Twenty-nine Palms Marine dies in Cima car crashSeptember 8, 2008 - 3:11PMFROM STAFF REPORTSCIMA — A 21-year-old Marine from Twenty-nine Palms died in a single-vehicle crash on a remote road near Cima over the weekend.Jason Verta was found dead in his car by a passerby who saw a 2006 Pontiac Solstice lying in a ditch off of Morning Star Mine Road, four miles east of Cima Road, at about 9:20 p.m. Sunday, according to a California Highway Patrol report.According to the CHP report, Verta was heading east on Morning Star Mine Road when his car left the road as he went around a curve. As he attempted to get back on the road, the car skidded and began to roll across the roadway and into the open desert on the north side of the road.A passing driver saw the collision and called 911. Verta, who had major head, neck and chest injuries, died before emergency personnel arrived at the scene, according to the CHP report. Verta was wearing a seatbelt.The CHP is investigating the cause of the crash.JA

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News About Stash And Mumms!
I've just seen BabyJesus' latest blog, so thought I'd pass on this info for any others who may want to know about it but haven't seen it. Major Stash and MUMM changes coming soon... hey everyone, STASH: in the next week or 2 i'll be moving the Stash to some new equipment. instead of trying to get all the old stuff onto the new gear, we're just going to start fresh. once we move to the new equipment, the old stash entries will be gone forever. if you have anything important in your Stash that you'd like to keep, go into your stash, edit the entry, cut & paste it and mail it to yourself. when the new stash is live, you can then cut & paste the old items into the new stash and you'll be set. in addition to running on new equipment, i'm going to tweak some of the settings on the Stash's so that we can add more features to it later. one of these changes will be reducing the number of total stash entries you can have on your account. it will be a small number, probably ar

A Poem I Wrote For My Baby Corky
MISSING YOU CORKY My heart aches within from missing you, My lips long for the feel of missing you, Right now all I need is to gently touch your skin, To look into your eyes and see deep within, Just one warm embrace, Just to look upon your face, Just one little touch, From the one I love so much, If I could gaze upon your smile, For just a little while, To know that you miss me too, As I'm thinking of you, To hear the sound of you breathe, Knowing you'll never leave, To see you walk up to me, Then embrace you tenderly, To just be with the one who's sent my heart feeling, And brought about this downpour of emotion and feeling, I sit here alone in my office tonight, And pray that somehow this all turns out right, I've never been one to do more talking than giving, I'm not well off but I work hard for a living, I've told you many thoughts that weren't borrowed or bought, And in lifetime, who would have thought, That I have found someone who was just meant for

Im Up For Auction
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Lotsa Randomness About Me!
1) Single,Taken, Crushing, Heartbroken? TAKEN!!! by the best Damned Juggalo in the whole Fucking world! 2) Are you happy with that? DO bears shit in the Woods? 3) Would you kiss your ex? YUCK!!! That would involve not only seeing him, but smelling him, GROSS 4) Have you ever had your heart broken? once, maybe twice... 5) Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating is ok? only if you REALLY want to have sex with someone else. not just kind of want to. NO, Are you fucking retarded? 6) Do you want kids? Someday...when I have a house and a husband... 7) How many? maybe like one, or two.. 10) If someone liked you right now would you want them to tell you? umh, yeah I would, not that it would change my relationship...I would just like to know.. 11) Have you ever fallen completely in love? I have been in love with the idea of being in love with someone...I have realized that it wasn't true love.. 14)

Home.. (critter & Morgana....... Critter & Abyb)
Somethin' in your eyes, makes me wanna lose myself Makes me wanna lose myself, in your arms There's somethin' in your voice, makes my heart beat fast Hope this feeling lasts, the rest of my life If you knew how lonely my life has been And how long I've been so alone And if you knew how I wanted someone to come along And change my life the way you've done It feels like home to me, it feels like home to me It feels like I'm all the way back where I come from It feels like home to me, it feels like home to me It feels like I'm all the way back where I belong A window breaks, down a long, dark street And a siren wails in the night But I'm alright, 'cause I have you here with me And I can almost see, through the dark there is light Well, if you knew how much this moment means to me And how long I've waited for your touch And if you knew how happy you are making me I never thought that I'd love anyone so much It feels like home to me, it feels like home to me I

Look @ The Boobs On This Chick
My BFF I would like everyone to meet my BFF Karma aka Dragonchild dragonchild@ fubar She is my real life best friend and you couldn't ask for a better friend then her. She's kind, sweet, loving, funny, adventurous, smart, and beautiful. It's been 6 years since I moved away and almost a year since we've seen each other and I miss her very much. She has had internet connection problems and hasn't been on much and so she has been stuck at level 20 now for sometime. So please can you take a minute to F/A/R her please. Hey what the hell give her a bling too while you're at it lol. You won't be sorry. Guys she has some pretty HOT pics!!!!

Live Life
Seeing deaths around me now, my cousins new hubby committing suicide exactly 4 months ago, and two of my friends passing away just last week in a car accident makes me realize how short life can really be. You can loose friendships you built ovre a long period of time through fighting. But what is the point. What is the point of life in general. To grow, and experiance things. Whatever your beleifs are this can go for. if your in heaven, do you want to look back at the good life you had with good memories? more then likely yes. So make more good memories then bad ones. Forgive eachother, and live life to its fullest

In Memory Of 9/11 Victims "we Never Forget"
In Memory Of The Victims Of The 9/11/2001 Terrorist Attack May It Be - Enya Before I say anything I want you guys to see this! I was Very Surprised when I found this Video of a Beer Company being so respectful to the 9/11 Terrorist Attack please enjoy! Seven years ago the most catastrophic terrorist attack to ever happen in the U.S. occurred. Today; my man and I, put our thoughts together to commemorate this TRAGEDY and to REMEMBER all of the men, women, and children who lost there lives on that TERRIBLE morning. Many of us remember the POLICE OFFICERS and FIRE FIGHTERS who lost their lives, but we SHOULD NEVER FORGET the people in the planes and the buildings who also died. September 11, 2001 was a day of TRAGEDY, not only for those living in the U.S., but also for Americans and their children living outside the country. As a daughter of a Sargent in the U.S Air Force who was born on a Military base in Panama, I am connected to this TR

Salt, Pepper And The Spices Of Life
*You're sitting at a table, having a meal with some friends. Bowls of soup are served to everyone at the table. Before tasting the soup, the person next to you reaches for the salt and pepper, and for the next 20 seconds vigorously shakes into the soup more salt and pepper than you would use in a month. You have a pained look on your face. These thoughts immediately go through your mind: "Why would you put salt and pepper in soup, or on any dish, BEFORE you taste it? How do you know how much to add?" You might also think, "How can someone put so much salt and pepper in their food?" Of course, the roles could be reversed. You might be the one who loves to put a lot of salt and pepper on your food and the person next to you eats the soup without adding salt or pepper. In that case, you think, "How can she eat this bland soup without putting any seasoning in it?" When it comes to salt, pepper, onions, garlic, curry or just about any type of seasoning, we tend to see things only

Sex Iq
You have a Sexual IQ of 142 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com

Linkin Park - In Between
In Between (M-Tz rmx) - Linkin Park Let me apologize to begin with Let me apologize for what I'm about to say But trying to be genuine was harder than it seemed But somehow I got caught up in between Let me apologize to begin with Let me apologize for what I'm about to say But trying to be someone else was harder than it seemed And somehow I got caught up in between [Chorus] Between my pride and my promise Between my lies and how the truth gets in the way And things I want to say to you get lost before they come The only thing that's worse than one is none [End Chorus] Let me apologize to begin with Let me apologize for what I'm about to say But trying to regain your trust was harder than it seemed But somehow I got caught up in between [Chorus] Between my pride and my promise Between my lies and how the truth gets in the way The things I want to say to you get lost before they come The only thing that's worse than one is none The only thing

Linkin Park - My December
My December - Linkin Park This is my December This is my time of the year This is my December This is all so clear This is my December This is my snow covered home This is my December This is me alone And I Just wish that I didn't feel Like there was Something I missed And I Take back all The things I said To make you Feel like that And I Just wish that I didn't feel Like there was Something I missed And I Take back all the Things I said to you And I give it all away Just to have somewhere To go to Give it all away To have someone To come home to This is my December These are my snow-covered trees This is me pretending This is all I need And I Just wish that I didn't feel Like there was Something I missed And I Take back all The things I said To make you feel like that And I Just wish that I didn't feel Like there was Something I missed And I Take back all the things I said to you And I give it all away Just to have

Sex Inteligence
You have a Sexual IQ of 142 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com

Linkin Park - Leave Out The Rest (with Video)
Leave Out All The Rest (Video) - Andrew Picken I dreamed I was missing You were so scared But no one would listen Cause no one else cared After my dreaming I woke with this fear What am I leaving When I'm done here So if you're asking me I want you to know [Chorus] When my time comes Forget the wrong that I've done Help me leave behind some Reasons to be missed And don't resent me And when you're feeling empty Keep me in your memory Leave out all the rest Leave out all the rest [End Chorus] Don't be afraid I've taken my beating I've shared what I made I'm strong on the surface Not all the way through I've never been perfect But neither have you So if you're asking me I want you to know [Chorus] When my time comes Forget the wrong that I've done Help me leave behind some Reasons to be missed Don't resent me And when you're feeling empty Keep me in your memory Leave out all the rest Leave out all the rest [End Chorus]

What Star Trek Species Are You?
What Star Trek Species Are You?created with QuizFarm.com You scored as CardassianYou Are Cardassian, You demand respect. You want power but can't figure how to get it. You'd rather tan. Peoples pain is a show for you Cardassian 70%Federation 60%Dominion 60%Vulcan 50%Klingon 20%Romulan 20%Borg 15%Ferengi 10%

My Personal Thoughts On 9/11
You Know I Sit Here Thinking ... .. I think alot apparently BUT This is about 9/11 and it's Memorial, since it's coming up I personally think that our own government was behind it BUT That's just my own thought, I know many people share this and just as many, if not more Do Not share this point of view That's all fine and dandy, I'm not here trying to convince you otherwise I've gotten off track I think anyways ... Regardless of who did what and for what ever reasons ... .. Alot of people were killed needlessly and on a decently sized scale @ that I do feel for the families that lost some one that day I weep with you. The U.S.A. Weeps With You I'm Sure Parts Of The World Weep With Us I think I may have forgotten my point I was trying to make ... hmm .. OH I remember ^_^ I've seen in a few places where if you don't think it was terrorists and that it was an inside job you're condoned as a "none patriot" or what have you That you

Get Inside - Stone Sour
Seed, gotta let it grow, why ya gotta watch when I let it feed? Better look into the mirror for the face you hide away, everyday But I don't give a fuck; I let it roll - I smoke the old Gotta run, gotta rend, gotta maim, gotta make it through another maze STAY AWAY! Please... wring the blood from my hands Don't pretend that you understand me I don't even want you looking at me Motherfucker, GET INSIDE! Get inside, get inside (motherfucker) Christ, have you seen this guy? Make ya sick, gonna peel away all the impurities Cuz all you wanna do is keep curin' me, but I don't give a fuck I'll kill everyone You'll have enough blood and guts and shit when I'm done Isn't this fun? Gimme a gun and I'll tell you all the secrets I hide BEFORE I RUN! Please... wring the blood from my hands Don't pretend that you understand me I don't even want you looking at me Motherfucker, GET INSIDE! Get inside, get inside (motherfucker) (solo: Josh) Maybe if you look away, I ca

Surgery
For those of you who saw the last blog on the subject, my girl's surgery went well yesterday, and as of last night, she was doing fine and was very comfortable (ie doped up) and back on the ward. Needless to say, I am experiencing a profound sense of relief. Thanks for the kind thoughts.

Stone Sour - Made Of Scars
This one came from looking This one opened twice These two seem as smooth as silk, flush against my eyes This one needed stitches and This one came from rings This one isn't even there, but I feel it more because you don't care Yeah, Cut right into me Yeah, Cause I am Made Of Scars Yes I am made of scars This one had it coming This one found a vein This one was an accident, but never gave me pain This one was my fathers and This one you can't see This one had me scared to death, But I guess I should be glad I'm not dead!! Yeah, Cut right into me Yeah, I am made of scars Yes, I am made of scars God, Don't you believe the hype? And I will find a way Everything you are I will betray Oh, I swear that I will find a way Everything you are's inside me This one was the first one This one had a vice This one here I like to rub on dark and stormy nights This one was the last one, I don't remember how But I remember blood and rain AND I NEVER SAW IT COMIN

Stone Sour - Bother
RELATE Wish I was too dead to cry My self-affliction fades Stones to throw at my creator Masochists to which I cater You don't need to bother; I don't need to be I'll keep slipping farther But once I hold on, I won't let go 'til it bleeds Wish I was too dead to care If indeed I cared at all Never had a voice to protest So you fed me shit to digest I wish I had a reason; my flaws are open season For this, I gave up trying One good turn deserves my dying You don't need to bother; I don't need to be I'll keep slipping farther But once I hold on, I won't let go 'til it bleeds [Solo: Corey] Wish I'd died instead of lived A zombie hides my face Shell forgotten with its memories Diaries left with cryptic entries And you don't need to bother; I don't need to be I'll keep slipping farther But once I hold on, I won't let go 'til it bleeds You don't need to bother; I don't need to be I'll keep slipping farther But once I hold on: I'll n

Stone Sour - Through Glass
I'm looking at you through the glass... Don't know how much time has passed Oh, god it feels like forever But no one ever tells you that forever Feels like home sitting all alone inside your head How do you feel? That is the question But I forget.. you don't expect an easy answer When something like a soul becomes Initialized and folded up like paper dolls and little notes You can't expect a bit of hope So while you're outside looking in Describing what you see Remember what you're staring at is me Cause I'm looking at you through the glass... Don't know how much time has passed All I know is that it feels like forever When no one ever tells you that forever Feels like home, sitting all alone inside your head How much is real? So much to question An epidemic of the mannequins Contaminating everything When thought came from the heart It never did right from the start Just listen to the noises (No more sad voices) Before you tell yourself It's just a diffe

Breaking Benjamin - So Cold
Crowded streets are cleared away One by one Hollow heroes separate As they run You're so cold Keep your hand in mine Wise men wonder while strong men die Show me how it ends, It's alright Show me how defenseless you really are Satisfy an empty inside Well that's alright Let's give this another try If you find your family Don't you cry In this land of make believe Dead and dry You're so cold but you feel alive Lay your hand on me One last time Show me how it ends, It's alright Show me how defenseless you really are Satisfy an empty inside Well that's alright Let's give this another try Show me how it ends, It's alright Show me how defenseless you really are Satisfy an empty inside Well that's alright Let's give this another try Its alright (x9

"sooner Or Later" -- Breaking Benjamin
I want a normal life just like a new born child I am a lover hater I am an instigator You are an oversight Don't try to compromise I'll learn to love to hate it I am not integrated [Pre-Chorus] Just call my name You'll be okay Your scream is burning through my veins Sooner or later you're gonna hate it Go ahead and throw your life away Driving me under, leaving me out there Go ahead and throw your life away You're like an infantile I knew it all the while You sit and try to play me Just like you see on tv I am an oversight Just like a parasite Why am I so pathetic I know you won't forget it [Pre-chorus] Sooner or later you're gonna hate it Go ahead and throw my life away Driving me under, leaving me out there Go ahead and throw my life away Sooner or later you're gonna hate it Go ahead and throw our life away Driving me under, leaving me out there Go ahead and throw our life away Throw our life away Ooooo Throw our life away

The Top 14 Moments On Tony Stewart Live On Sirius Nascar Radio
14: Roger Penske after winning the 50th Daytona 500 (Feb. 18, 2008) 13: Tony's Goodyear Rant (Mar. 10, 2008) 12: Reggie Jackson takes heat for being all-time strikeout king (Feb. 26, 2008) 11: Kevin Costner on acting, racing and riding buffalo bareback (June 30, 2008) 10: Jimmie Johnson talks guns, Halloween and hot dogs (Oct. 30, 2007) 9: NASCAR legend David Pearson (Feb. 11, 2008) 8: A.J. Foyt prank call (Jan. 2, 2007) 7: The Stewie Awards (Nov. 27, 2007) 6: TSL road trip: Graceland (May 12, 2008) 5: John Force unleashed (Nov. 20, 2007) 4: Carl Edwards goes bowling (June 12, 2007) 3: National Motorsports Correspondent Ford Martin (2007 & 2008) 2: Lee Roy Mercer gets under Tony's skin (Oct. 23, 2007) 1: Operation Wax Smoke (Mar. 17, 2008) LEE ROY MERCER & TONY STEWART - Martinsville Speedway - 2008 Photo By Jon Holtz

Battle Zone
those who fight with all their might those who kill its such a thrill those who steal its all so real those with swords and knives who kill others for their lives those with armour silver and gold who buy and sell slaves with every hold sex slaves for pleaseure are top sellers of the trade as they march them around like its a parade men for warriors to fight in the games women to cheer and yell as they scream out their names as they call upon the dragon to blow the red hot flame to kill and eat the weak who are not quick but let alone they feed the tiger the sick children scream and cheer as the men get mawled and and eaten as men let alone get beaten the guards throw a woman into the arena she screames and yells out her name is SERENA the dragon stops and gazes as if he was in a few mazes she walks to him and whispers her name he looks at her like she is part of the game he chases her through the arena she screams but i am serena, the great warrior the one wh

Dammitdave Is Leaving The Circle Due To Illness...
~~~This is a letter I received from DammitDave~~~ "sorry but i am leaving the friendship circle. its nothing anyone has done i am just very sick right now. Ty all so much" Show him some get well Fu Luvin dammitdave

Garfield Everydays Newsletter
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I Am Thankful To All Them
ALL THE SWEET FRIENDS WHO HAVE HELPED ME IN LEVELING UP TO ROCK STAR....THEY R ALWAYS AWESOME AND SO SWEET TO ME < /fubar.com/photo.php?u=1098497&i=1431021574&albumid=1109704" target=_blank> href="http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=1815442&i=234674968&albumid=1046179" target=_blank> THE FIRST BLING SHE GAVE ME, MWHAAAAAAAAZ

Is My Willpower Strong?
You Have a Fairly Strong Willpower Temptation doesn't get the better of you all that often. If you set your mind on a goal, you'll do your best to achieve it. And while you don't have a perfect record with willpower, you do okay. If you fall off the wagon with something, you're usually not off the wagon for long. Is Your Willpower Strong?

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Not To Sure Of This One Lmfao??
WOW IS ALL I CAN SAY ABOUT THE TURN OUT OF THIS PIMPOUT. LET THE SPANKINGS BEGIN.... SOME OF THE BEST PEOPLE I HAVE MET ON THE FU!!! LET THE SPANKINGS BEGIN... SOME OF THE BEST PEOPLE I HAVE MET ON THE FU!!! Much love & Respect, rate fan add ♥ Sweet ♥@ fubar ~ CynzDreams ~Owned by Southern Outlaw Biker~Shadow Leveler~@ fubar JoJo™ aka 1 of the badass bad*girls of fubar...Fu-Owner of Codeputy@ fubar BlondePrincess@ fubar ☆})i({☆

What's My Bedroom Personality?
Your Bedroom Personality: Healthy In the bedroom, you are open, honest, and giving. You are the ideal partner in many ways! Anyone is lucky to be with you. You see physical intimacy as an opportunity to grow and connect. You are up for experimentation, but you don't require it. What's Your Bedroom Personality?

My Love
My Love by BlueWolf51 © Come to me, my love, you're my heart's desire tonight. Embrace me in your loving arms until the morning light. Bring with you your passion, love that's hidden deep inside, Then shed the mask of shamefulness, there's nothing left to hide. Bring with you the smile that illuminates the sky, and leave behind the sadness, no more tears you'll cry. Don't forget your heart, love then gently open wide, close your eyes and kiss me, and let me come inside. Come to me, my love the yearning is just too much, Don't make me live another day, without your gentle touch..........

Am I Afraid Of Commitment?
You Are Ready, Willing, and Able to Commit You are not scared of commitment in the least. In fact, there's a good chance that you're already committed to someone you love. You are willing to give up a little freedom for relationship stability. And once you're in a relationship, you'll do almost anything to make things work. Are You Afraid of Commitment?

What Hand Gesture Am I?
You Are an "A-OK" Your life philosophy can be summed up as, "Whatever will be, will be." Your greatest wish is to live each day a little better than the next. You are naturally calm and stable. Some people would call you a rock. You feel one with the world. You are a spiritual person, though no one who knows you would guess it. What Hand Gesture Are You?

Come On And Own Me
The Candy Shop Is Now Open For Buisness! And Buisness Is Good! Whiskey Girl Has All The Right Flavors To Satisfy Your Sweet Tooth! ~Whiskey Girl~Fu-Wife To ¢¾Jason¢¾ DJ @ The Playground@ fubar Go To Your Hostess's Page F/A/R Her If You Haven't Already Then In The Pictures See The Candy Shop Auction! 14 Flavors To Choose From! Whiskey Girl Addictive Jason Dirrty Girl CtGirl Fiesty Momma Blue Eyed Brat NytFallen SinfulBrat Pink0828 DJ Spindles IslandGirl IcyWhitey Wills The Doors Opened On 09/7/08 And Will Close Forever On 09/13/08! Come Get Your Favorite Flavor While They Last!

Dj Super Tony
CAN WE GET HIM LEVELED?? ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ THIS WONDERFUL MAN IS IN NEED OF SOME HELP. HE IS ONLY 37,961 POINTS AWAY FROM HENCHMAN. IM ASKING ALL MY WONDERFUL FRIENDS AND FANS TO GO SHOW HIM MAD LOVE. HE IS A AWESOME PERSON TO GET TO KNOW AND HE RETURNS ALL LOVE SHOWN TO HIM. HE HAS HELPED ME LEVEL AND A FRIEND OF MINE ALSO. HE IS SIMPLY AMAZING! SO GO NOW FAN/RATE/ADD HIM AND IF YOUR FEELING REALLY NICE BLING HIM ALSO. SHOW HIM LOVE AND SEND ME A PM SAYING U DID AND ILL RETURN SOME LOVE TO YOU ALSO. ALSO TO MAKE THINGS EASY SEND HIM A PM IF YOU SHOW HIM LOVE AS WE ALL KNOW THE BAR TAB ONLY HOLDS SOO MUCH. HERE IS THIS WONDERFUL FRIEND OF MINE ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ DJ Super Tony.......THE VAULT ......@ fubar GO NOW AND SHOW HIM MAD LOVE PLEASE? AND THANK YOU IN ADVANCE! THIS PIMP OUT BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE ONE AND ONLY ME LOL ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ DEVIL'S ANGEL....PHAN

All Truth
HERE'S A STORY FOR YOU PEOPLE. A KID GREW UP AND NOT IN THE BEST CIRCUMSTANCES. HE HAD ALOT HAPPEN TO HIM AND EVENTS THAT CHANGED WHO HE ONCE WAS "YES SHIT CHANGES PEOPLE" SO WHEN YOUR SO FULL OF HATE YOU LOOK FOR ANYTHING TO TAKE IT OUT ON. RATHER THEN JUST WORK ON YOURSELF AND GROW AS A SOUL YOU TURN INTO NOTHING BUT HATE AND TEARS. YEAH THAT'S ME, I HAVE BEEN A ASSHOLE AND BLOWN UP ON PEOPLE FOR SMALL SHIT AND A RACIST FUCK. IM ACTUALLY NONE OF THOSE BUT WHEN YOUR OVERTAKEN BY DEMONS "YEAH THAT SHIT IS REAL" YOU...YOU JUST ARE NOT YOU AND YOUR A DEMON YOURSELF. YEAH I HATE ALOT OF WHAT GOES ON IN THE WORLD BACKSTABBERS AND ALL BUT YOU CANT FIGHT SHIT AND HAVE THAT ISSUE GO AWAY, ONLY YOUR OWN SHIT CAN BE FIXED...NOT THE WORLDS ISSUES YOU WANNA CHANGE. IT'S ALL GOOD TRYING TO BE A MARTYR BUT IT JUST DOESENT WORK WHEN YOUR ALREADY A MESS YOURSELF AND NEED REPAIRS. THIS IS A OPEN APOLOGY TO ANYONE IVE WRONGFULLY HURT AND BS I SAID TO THEM AND ALL, TAKE IT HOWEVER YOU WISH BUT THIS IS R

You Save Me
Every now and then I get a little lost My strings all get tangled, my wires all get crossed Every now and then I'm right up on the edge Dangling my toes out over the ledge I just thank God you're here 'Cause when I'm a bullet shot out of a gun 'Cause when I'm a firecracker comin' undone Or when I'm a fugitive ready to run, all wild-eyed and crazy No matter where my reckless soul takes me Baby you save me It's hard lovin' a man that's got a gypsy soul I don't know how you do it, I'm not sure how you know The perfect thing to say to save me from myself You're the angel that BELIEVES IN me like nobody else And I thank God you do 'Cause when I'm a bullet shot out of a gun When I'm a firecracker coming undone When I'm a fugitive ready to run, all wild-eyed and crazy No matter where my reckless soul takes me Baby you save me I know I don't tell you nearly enough That I couldn't live one day without your love When I'm a ship tossed around on the waves Up on a

Which Of The Five Senses Am I?
You are the Sense of Sight You are a very observant, detail oriented person. You are able to take in a lot of information at once. You often see things that other people never notice. You have a good eye for design and aesthetics. You love to be surrounded by beauty - natural or not. When you imagine how something should look, you see it clearly in your mind. Which of the Five Senses Are You?

Badly Scammed With $fraud:{fck!!
Today i gotta check that turned out 2 be a Fraud scam,yet it wasn't from the sweepstakes I s'posedly w0n 2nd place prize in.I'm Grateful Wachovia Bank Caught it though or i would've been in deep shitt.The check itself was made out for $2,950Dollars & looked truely real,but was total counterfeit..Ppl,If any of you get somethin' from the mail from a place called "Info Direct Grant"_Listen right now!I'm Posting against these Frauds..They'll snd a chk 2 you'r mailbox enclosed w / a letter that has a # to call,This fagot Daniel Reed will tell u 2 deposit the check in2 your checking account,right away then ask you to call them back(so he can possibly withdraw the $$ from your account and get rich off of you!)The check (if deposited}would come back No good & backfire against you_then you'd owe the bank & be out the money alltogether!on the check i rec'd for the shown amnt above,is an address of which it came/"Erickson International LLC/330E.Warm Springs Road/Las Vegas,NV89119.The tel.# listed

Enemies Be Warned
all those who are my enemies and i am writing this for you this just came to me enemy of hate those who broke my heart die in hell and fall apart or you who don't know me you never will because i am evil and you shall see for those who find me shal suffer a worse fate on a much later date FOR I AM TAKEN AND YES I AM FORSAKEN i love my new life and i love causing strife so if you fuck with me i shall ruin your life forever and make you leave me alone and disapear and run away making you say NEVER so be warned those who cross me and who want to know me because there is nothing like me AND DARKEST NIGHTMARES!!!! there will be more when i think of it

1991
As I boarded the plane in my own thoughts and on the lips of the others around me there was one unified thought. It's not done. Why can't we finish the job. Sigh, we'll be back. Well before the thoughts of 9-11 there were many of us that already knew it was not a matter of if but when we would be returning to Iraq. Now as the troops reductions have begun the slow deliberate draw down as things stabilize it all threatens to come tumbling down as one of the candidates says get out, get out now. Will these soldiers to forever have to choke down that angry lump in their throat, feel somehow to blame for something that they could have finished but instead they have grown old and useless for the fight. Now having to watch as others again are kept from finishing a job you should have finished. Getting on a plane will they have the same thoughts, will the same words come from their lips..... It's not done. Why can't we finish the job. Sigh, we'll be back. Ðð

Do I Live In The Past, Present, Or Future?
You Live in the Present You take things one day at a time. And it turns out, that's a pretty great way to live. You aren't consumed by the past, and you're aren't obsessed with the future. You live in the now, and you enjoy each moment. While most people don't live in the present enough, make sure you don't live in it too much. It would be a mistake to forget your past or neglect to plan for the future. Do You Live in the Past, Present, or Future?

Im Off To Bed ...
Nothing fancy .... My fingers hurt ... eyes are blurry .... I've got permagrin plastered to my face. Hell, I'm Tapped out. THANK YOU Everyone. I have had a HELL of a KICK ASS day. It's gonna take me weeks, if not months to return all the love. Rest assured, I will. From the inital rush of actually WINNING the Spotlight (I'm NOT going into details there .. UGH!) to the CRAZINESS of my page going BERSERK, Culminating in an EXCELLENT dinner with my kids for my Birthday. Looks like I've gained 176 new friends (Not too shabby for not having bewbs !!) .. I will rate and fan in the coming days, I have 316 pending messages .... GIVE ME TIME !!! LOL, and numerous photo comments. Im off to bed .... Thank you all, again. Goodnight.

Amanda
We're asking everyone to give us a hand for a great friend. She is always there for helping as a Shadow Leveler and now she needs our help. She's an awesome person and in a giveaway for a 3 month VIP and she needs your help! Please click the link and help her out! Thanks! This bully brought to you with love from her fellow angels: ~Farscapecat~Shadow Leveler~Yeahmon's Angels!~R/L wife of Passionman71@ fubar Kat1114 {SHADOW LEVELERS} Owned by YEAHMON, Owner of Yeahmon, Blueeyes, Farscapecat & Amanda@ fubar (repost of original by '~Farscapecat~Shadow Leveler~Yeahmon's Angels!~R/L wife of Passionman71' on '2008-09-10 07:24:55')

I Am Just Here .....
So, another year has gone by. Another year of pain and depression. Another year of feeling worthless. My birthday is in 9 days and again. I will be doing nothing. I will be at home, alone, yet again. I feel so alone. So incredibly sad. Why do I cry so much. Why do I have these thoughts. Of jus saying fuck it. I end my life to end this emptyness. No matter how hard I try, I still have no one. Im tired of sleeping alone, night after night. Im tired of not having anyone to spend time with. Im tired of feeling this emptyness inside me. The days just run together. Day after day, night after night. Its all the same. Drink myself into oblivion. Make myself so high I don't care. My enemy is myself. How do you escape yourself. How do you fill this emptyness. This loneliness. This blood reminds me that I am alive, but what if I bleed to die.

Good Bye To The Dogs
Today goes into my records as one of the saddest in recent memory. As many of the folks here know we have been trying to adopt two rescued basenjis. We have spent just over a thousand dollars all told to get them carry cages, beds, collars, leashes, food, vet bills, 2 steel "baby gates" and a host of toys and treats. We were as committed to making this their forever home as we could get. We have 2 cats and we made it clear to the shelter and to BRAT (Basenji Rescue and Transport) that we could only deal with cat friendly dogs. We were lied to about this. The dogs refuse to not chase the cats. The gates we got to divide our home into areas in an attempt to give the cats some ability to roam, tho never the freedom they gave up. It has become a bit like living in a state of siege. and the cats are losing. Today Almond Nut, our little girl cat - who has lived huddled on a top shelf of one of the bookcases in my office since the dogs came here, venturing out only if she though they

Island Fever, Part 2©
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Island Fever©
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Fourth Grade completed, woohoo and I am 10 and living in a foreign country, Germany. A lot happens this year in the world. I remember watching the moon landing and staying up late. I got a 10 speed bike for Christmas. Some friends and I on the way to the rec (recreation) center in the daytime hear of a wild boar stalking the woods. We are living on base at Landstuhl Germany, 3rd floor. Me and my peeps are going to go out hunting the boar (luckily we never find it, but it has been taken care of). One night on the way to the rec center, which was down a small hill there was a patch where the water ran that had frozen over. We would surf –like slide down here, and have been doing it for a couple of weeks, but this night one of us falls and breaks his arm. The summer was good for the most part. Ricky Gordon, my bud (who still lived on the economy) and I formed a “band”, lol. He had a guitar and I had tin cans for a drum set. We did this after our Beatles summer on post having wa

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I occasionally (once, maybe twice, a month) get an urge to look at nsfw. I do not ask for anyone to give me access that they do not wish me to have. I am very serious about rating and commenting on pics that are available to everyone. I am, however, on dial-up (which is EXTREMELY slow on Fubar) and not leveled very high (I am still new to fubar) but I am learning. Although my goal is FRIENDS,my interests do sometimes get prurient. If that offends you, I apologize but I will NOT apologize for being a red-blooded, Texan, Amercan male who enjoys appreciating the female anatomy. I thank you for reading this and even if it doesn't give me access to 'dirty' pictures, I am gratified that you took the time to maybe understand me a little bit better. Please have a nice day... and a better tomorrow!!!