The Verne Troyer sex tape has been settled, and surprise surprise, it's gonna get distributed. He has been in litigation with everyone from the ex girlfriend, to TMZ, to no avail.
I'm not surprised that it will be distributed. Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee's tape did, and they were actually big stars at the time, and it was admitted to being stolen by a worker. If that got out, and I'm sure a hefty sum was paid to them, then why not Verne's?
I've seen a PG 13 clip of the tape, and it's disturbing. I've also heard some audio, and it is downright weird. It sounds like a munchkin from the Wizard of Oz being molested.
Do you know what that adds up to? That's right, a must see porno!
The much rumored porn of Colin Farrel and a lady friend has surfaced again, and it is believed that it also might be released. This first appeared around two years ago, and apparantly Mr Farrell has great lawyers, because he had it sucessfully blocked. But now its kicking around that it might still be released.
Two blonde bombshells have rumored tapes floating around. Of course, the beautiful Brittney Spears has had the rumor going that her and K Fed made one. I don't care if she made one with Verne Troyer, I'd watch it.
Reports have also come out that people close to her are worried that she is a sex addict. As a man, I sure hope so! But these same people, not her family, also watched her put her career and life in the crapper, so why are they worried now.
The second blonde bombshell to have a rumored tape is Jessica Simpson. I'd watch it, but she doesn't do it for me. But I am not shocked that she has a tape floating around. Bam Margera's ex gf, on a radio show ripping him, mentioned that he and Jessica had sex. And that her and Johnny Knoxville had also had sex.
It seems like the new thing to do, when you career is waning, is to have a home sex tape released. And pretend to be offended. Or just laugh it off like Paris Hilton, and pretend its no big deal, so it goes away quicker.
With that in mind, here are a few stars that I hope NEVER feel so bad that they are forced to release one.
Rosie O'Donnel...I love lesbian porn, but even I have my limits.
Tyra Banks...it would obviously be of her masturbating, because who loves Tyra more than Tyra?
Jack Nicholson...I know, he's beddded tons of beauties in his time, but who the hell wants to see his wrinkly ass. He's proof that women will suck any cock if it has enough power or fame behind it.
Kathy Bates...she did a nude scene, and it was disturbing, yet brave on her part at the same time. Lets say I saw enough of her there.
The Olsen Twins...I'm happy that they have a Gazillion dollars, so that they'll never use this ploy to jumpstart their career. If you combined the weight of the two of them, you get a real woman.
Thats all I have for today. Have a great one everybody who reads this!
