It's been a busy week folks, and even though it seems like I have alot to talk about, I'll probably get bored and cut it short...damn ADD.
A group of Georgia hunters claim to have found a body of Bigfoot. They have pictures, and have the body in a freezer. Next they will supposedly bring out DNA evidence.
Okay, I'll say it...why is it always in the south? And my next question, in the thousands of years man has been on earth, why is it the Yeti, Bigfoot, and Tooth Fairy are the only creatures in existance who can die, but right before doing so, hide their body and skeleton's so well, nobody has ever found them?
The creepiest dad on TV, Hulk Hogan, one a lawsuit against his ex wife, being released from paying for half of a condo they had discussed buying when married. His alimony has also been reduced. His lawyer had the nerve to say that the condo issue proved that Linda was more worried about self gratification than the important issues, like Nick Hogan being in jail. I wonder if it'll make Brooke Know's Best, when the Hulkster is on it each week?
Ali Lohan is believed to have gotten breat augmentation. She's 14. Her poor excuse for a mother is being blamed for allowing her to get it. Let me tell you. Before Lindsey went under the knife, she had a huge set of titties for her age. As a breast expert, I can honestly say that I would blame the hormones in the chicken she's eating.
I want to know why DCFS hasn't stepped in and taken these kids away from that friggin nut. She is the poorest excuse for a mother on TV. Lynn Spears should kiss her ass every day for taking the attention away from her. I've watched the Lohan show on TV (sadly), and that lady looks like white trash that hit the lottery...oh wait, that's exactly what she is.
RIP Bernie Mac. I may not have always agreed with your comedy, but you did have a bunch of funny bits out there. Your show was great, and your movies sucked. But you were a great stand up, and its a shame you were taken too soon. Hopefully your death will give more insight to the disease that you had.
Ellen and Portia are getting married. Isn't it great when two crazy kids can meet, fall in love, and have things work out for them? The bride will be wearing a man's tuxedo, with an odd bulge running down the leg. The other bride will be wearing a gown by a famous designer. Seriously though, I really hope that all goes well for these ladies, because they will be under such scrutiny, that the pressure will be incredible. And also so they can rub it into that fat pig Rosie's face that they made it, she didn't.
I recently read an article of the Jonas Brothers in Rolling Stone. Why is it every parent of every phenom kid band, is some sort of religious kook? I swear, if I had known Jesus would have gotten the boys to focus on music, and get a re
