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It's so hard to sit back while you figure it all out, when nothing else makes sense we do beyond any doubt. However you are unsure of yourself and of life at the moment, so all I can do is be here with a sweet word or tender comment. To show you that I'm not going anywhere, and that if you put your love and trust and me you will be no worse for the wear. I never want to rush into something to try and make it real, it either is or isn't and that is just the deal. I'll fight for love and the one I care for, but true love shouldn't be a fight nor a war. It should be a blessing and a rare gift from God, where its just peace and comfortable with no need for a facade. There will be times when we drive each other insane, but ill always try to make you smile with the silly and inane. I know I'm not perfect or the prettiest girl you may have in mind, but I am real, caring, sensitive, and kind. I could be to you all that you never knew you wanted, in my mind and in my heart your hopes and fe
Do You Think I Have Sexy Eyes?? Then Please Rate!!
HELLO EVERYONE!! I'M IN A SEXY EYES CONTEST!! IT IS RATES ONLY!! CONTEST WILL RUN UNTIL 9/29/08 AT 7 P.M. EASTERN! PLEASE CLICK ON THE PIC BELOW TO RATE. THANKS SO MUCH! :-D This bulletin has been brought to you by.... Tennisgirl1987 - Club F.A.R. Member, Shadow Leveler, Still trying for the spotlight!@ fubar
Update 2
Help Stop Child Abuse If you want to end this tragedy please join in this to show your support. Just R/F/A everyone and if you have them then rerate and leave them a comment "Stopping Child Abuse". After you do that then let Soulja Gurl know after you have rated her folder to recieve a tag.Once you have R/F/A added everyone you will be added to the bulletin Start with this picture first: Tag imikimi - Customize Your World Soulja Gurl Soulja Gurl )@ fubar Tigerprincess Tigerprincess@ fubar tracey @ fubar hot lil mama @ fubar Cheryl @ fubar CAREBEAR @ fubar
It's So Epic...
My first ever World of Warcraft movie. Took me 2 whole days to edit, redo, upload, download, Flim, Kill people, Die a lot, etc..etc.. I've finished it though..finally.. For all you Fubarians out there.. I give you the most undergeared, most lamest Shaman to grace WoW... Xigor..The zomgspamtotemsdie!!
Cheech And Chong
I don't know if anyone knows but Cheech Y Chong are bck together on tour. Here they are in 1978 in San Diego, Ca
Kenny Pillowfighting With 2 Women!
http://www.trimflixx.com/showvideo.php?videoID=77685
She's The One
No matter how hard I try I can't get you out of my mind, constantly thinking how lucky I am for this incredible find. I have been thinking of you all day long, and just to remind the radio is playin your song. So I sit and listen with my mind on you, imaging all we could be and all we could do. You know I could be all that you want and need, your desires, passions, and soul I would feed. I want you to miss me the whole day through, and if you wonder why my dear it's because I really miss you. Your that one that tells me what you think, but you never judge nor will you let me sink. So please tell me you want and need me too, because there is no doubt I am a fool over you!
Fu-luv Auction
THE AUCTION IS OPEN FOR BIDS!!! COME AND BID ON THESE FU-LUV BOMB SQUAD HOTTIES! CLICK ON THIER PICS TO PLACE YOUR BID BLUE EYEZ YOUR ULTIMATE DESIRE CTGIRL CHUCK RESCUE DIVA WHISPERER BULLDAWG
War Wounds
War Wounds I remember the fear when we first moved to Oaxaca. I was only 8 years old (the same age as my own daughter now). I remember entering a land where no one knew what I was saying, I in an alien land. I remember the terrible first year. I remember the black widows, the scorpions, Daddy almost dying of Hepatitis, and then Rocky Mountain Fever. I remember shopping the open markets for food each day. I remember Mom's frustration over the lack of a refrigerator, washing machine, and all of the other luxuries we take for granted. Then life changed. As if by a miracle, all of a sudden I understood. I was no longer an alien on a strange planet. How I miss running as fast as I could over the hard dirt streets, feeling the wind in my face, climbing trees, playing Kick-the-can in the middle of neighborhood Oaxaca streets, hiding behind the "bardita" with Victor as he stole the very first boy kiss ever, singing little ditties with Merry Elva as we slapped our hands to the rhythm
Ripped From The Headlines
The Station nightclub fire in West Warwick, R.I., killed 100 people and injured about 200 others. It was the nation's fourth-deadliest nightclub fire. (David L. Ryan/Globe Staff/File 2003) By Jonathan Saltzman Globe Staff / September 21, 2008 Two years ago this month, one of two brothers who owned The Station nightclub in Rhode Island tearfully apologized in a packed courtroom for the February 2003 fire that killed 100 people and scarred many more, physically and emotionally. "This tragedy," Jeffrey Derderian said in a quavering voice, "has our name on it." Globe Graphic Breakdown of settlements in Station fire lawsuits But when the last of about 75 civil defendants tentatively settled lawsuits stemming from the inferno for about $175 million recently, the Derderian brothers and other central figures in the disaster promised to pay less - often far less - than defendants on the periphery of the nation's fourth-deadliest nightclub fire. Jeffrey and Michael Derderian, who
R.i.p. Wet Kitty Youll Be Misse Dnever Forgotten
> > > > R.I.P. Wet Kitty.... Oct 20,1977-September 21, 2008 She will be sadly missed by all > > Kitty (becca) brought a smile to many ppl on fubar and in real life, She was staff in Fantasia for about 2 years and i new i could always wake up go in and she would be the first to hand me a coffee and say good morning. > > Fantasia was her home away from home, she was a stay at home mom and never went out. She loved her children more then anything and her husband Ron, Family and friends ment everything to her. She was a fun loving person if you ever needed anything she was there. > > She will be sadly missed by her Fantasia Family, But Never Forgotten! She Loved her drinks i think everynight around the same time she would start drinking, So id like to celebrate her life by lifting a glass in memory of her! She wouldnt want to see anyone sad or unhappy that she is gone. > > I encourage you to get to know her family n friends so that the sparks of her spirit might shine through and tou
Rez Rats Drama And Trama
Well this weekend I had to go back to the rez that I am from for a wedding. My roommate married the love of her life and all that sick shit :(!! Nah thats love and I support it all ways. They both had shitty people before they found each other...I am just jealous. Neways I put up pictures of what I was wearing and I think that I looked good. I felt good about myself. I didn't have my mistress so I felt lost to say the least. My mistress gives me that support that I need. Before the reception and after the wedding I went to the local casino cause I had itchy palms (that means you are gonna get money). So I went to gamble and took a bathroom break before I planned on heading back to get tore up from the floor up. But when I was in the stall I heard some rez rats talking shit about me. Talking about how hideous I looked and they couldn't believe that I actually came back to the rez and I should have stayed under whatever man I was hiding under. I was really upset cause these little
I R Unique
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Help Level
=== '~Amanda~Recruiter for T&H Destroyers~' wrote the following at '2008-09-22 14:39:43'.. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Here is a sweet fu you should meet > her name is > Amanda! > > > > she is only 27,431 away from Henchman > can you help? > > rape.....i mean RATE her pix! > > > > > thumbs up her stash > > > click here for amanda's stash > > ~Amanda~Recruiter for T&H Destroyers~@ fubar > > show her love help her level > Please Repost this > xox > > > > > > > >
A Survey.
Lets test your memory, what color shirt were you wearing during your last kiss? IDK Are you single? Yes, don't know for how long this time Would you rather go to a party or go out of town? Out of town! What's on your bedroom floor? The carpet Do you like someone? I like everyone What did you wake up to this morning? Internal clock. What are you doing today? Hanging out at the library What are you wearing tomorrow? IDK What are you doing tomorrow? Watch videoes and go to work Describe your current shirt? Black Dragonball Z tee Funniest part about your love life? What love life again? Are you outgoing? I can be Would you ask out a perfect stranger if they were hot? Too shy Where are you right now? Library Are you alone? As always Next dance your going to? I can't dance Talk to any of your exes? Yes.......... Have you told anyone you'd marry them? Haven't found the ONE! What comes to m
21k To Level 300 + Pics
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50k To Go
Help Reeka Godmother today! Please and thank you! Reeka ~ Fu-Wifey / Future Fu-Ex of MRX@ fubar She has 50k to go! Bling her, rate her! Thanks!
Seamonkey Level Of 11k
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To The One I Hurt The Most
I have know this Special person since Jan of this year..I have had my ups and downs with this person in the last 9 months. the special person has been there for me every time i needed them to be. they would comfort me online and on the phone. Well lately I have not been myself, I don't know why I acted the way I do to this person cus they don't deserve it or me really as a friend or anything.. Most of you people know who I am talking bout and some don't.. But if not Im sorry.... This person has also been though alot in life also and I just come in a ruin it more for them. So I hope this Special Person will forgive me and take me back as a friend and as other things... I'm sorry and if you want to move on with your life i will understand
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I deleted my stickam account... I didn't much care for it.
One Month Vip And Blingy Package Contest
I Will Be Holding A Contest And I Am Looking For Dedicated Contestants That Want To Participate In This Contest! There Will Be One Winner And He Or She Will Take It All! The First To Reach 60,000 Comments Will Win A (1) One Month V.I.P, (1) One Blingy Pack And (1) One 3 Day Blast! There Is No Time Limit To This Contest! I Currently Have 8 Interested Contestants, I Am Looking For At Least 7 More Intersted Individuals! Rules There Will Be No Cheating Of Any Kind Whatsoever! Meaning I Will Not Tolerate Scripting! Nor The Use Of Fake Accounts! Meaning All That Help A Contestant Should Have An Approved Salute And BE Level 5 Or Higher! Anyone Getting The Help Of Someone Under Level 5 Or The Help From Someone Without A Salute Will Be Warned One Time And Then Will Be Removed From The Contest! No Excuses Will Be Excepted! I Want This Contest To Be Fair And Free Of All The Drama! If You Are Interested In Participating In This Contest Please Send Me A Private Message! I Do Not Nor Wi
Monsters
Monsters... In the corners of the world I call my own, there are monsters calling to me and disguising themselves as memories... In one corner this monster called himself uncle and touched me with unloving evil claws like blades ripping away my innocence... I close my eyes and pray for my mother, my father, God, anyone to save me from the darkness that he brings to my soul... Sometimes I float out of the body I myself did not know and now is violated to please the beast made of flesh and bone... I float to places other children live, where thier bodies are still untouched and they live without fear and confusion that wear on my little body... Places filled with Candyland and rootbeer floates... I return home after a night of terror and pretend I am like the others to save my family from the pain of knowing what they have not seen... I am visited even to this day on occassion from the memory of this monster on days when it pushes itself u
A Complicated Mind.....
I wish I could get a shot and fix my damaged mind.... Take out all the insanity that fills it to the brim.... I hate the way it works, how it makes my life so hard... Making every day such a struggle, remembering the simplest of task... Leaving me feeling so worthless and confused, my self esteem so damaged... People make jokes, get frustrated, dont understand how helpless I feel... To them its a learning dissability, to me a disease taking my life piece by piece.. I keep seceret how bad it really is, that my memory worsens by the day.... I want to ask for help yet cant imagine what can make it right again... The anger overwhelms me at times, no control over it, addicted to meds... Write yourself a note, get a planner, too bad I misplace or forget both.... Everyday I try so hard, feeling so stupid, pretending it does not tear me apart... I just want to be normal, think like I should, react as others, not feel like a joke.. I look normal, I do nor
And You People Want Her Why???
http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/09/21/palin.rape.exams/index.html Palin's town charged women for rape exams Story Highlights While Sarah Palin was mayor, Wasilla charged victims for their rape exams Interviews, review of records show no evidence Palin knew victims were charged Former state representative says it seems unlikely Palin was not aware of issue From Jessica Yellin CNN ANCHORAGE, Alaska (CNN) -- Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin's hometown required women to pay for their own rape examinations while she was mayor, a practice her police chief fought to keep as late as 2000. Former state Rep. Eric Croft, a Democrat, sponsored a state law requiring cities to provide the examinations free of charge to victims. He said the only ongoing resistance he met was from Wasilla, where Palin was mayor from 1996 to 2002. "It was one of those things everyone could agree on except Wasilla," Croft told CNN. "We couldn't convince the chief of police to stop charging them." Al
Updates
Help Stop Child Abuse If you want to end this tragedy please join in this to show your support. Just R/F/A everyone and if you have them then rerate and leave them a comment "Stopping Child Abuse". After you do that then let Soulja Gurl know after you have rated her folder to recieve a tag.Once you have R/F/A added everyone you will be added to the bulletin Start with this picture first: Tag imikimi - Customize Your World Soulja Gurl Soulja Gurl )@ fubar Tigerprincess Tigerprincess@ fubar tracey @ fubar hot lil mama @ fubar Cheryl @ fubar CAREBEAR @ fubar
My Love Style
Your Love Style is Agape You are a caring, kind, and selfless partner. Unsurprisingly, your love style is the most rare. You are willing to sacrifice your world for your sweetie. Except it doesn't really feel like sacrifice to you. For you, nothing feels better than giving to the one you love. What's Your Love Style?
19k To Level
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What We Are Doing In This World And For What We Came Here ?
ummmmmmmmmm tell me ????????
Kvinnen Som Er Redd Lysprer
I filmen Inland Empire dukker ved noen tilfeller en marerittaktig scene opp for hovedrolleinnehaveren. En mann kommer mot henne med en lyspre i munnen. Scenen er skremmende og symbolsk sier den noe om mrket. Jeg forestilte meg at dette kunne vre en reel trussel Nico hadde. Mennesker som hadde lurt henne. Dylan var den mest aktuelle kandidaten. Men hvis vi ser en lyspre som et symbol p lyset og derfra gr til Brians beskrivelse av sine fleser med mte Nico, Factory og etc som at hjertet var fjernet fra kroppen kan det vre den egentlige lsningen. Brians skrekk minner om aztekernes menneskeofringsvanvidd som sagt. Men Brians lsning p den skrekken var nettopp at hjertet hoppet opp i munnen hans. Det er snakk om en beskyttelse overfor det ukjente. Nico mtte ndvendigvis se den skrekken fra en motsatt vinkling. Hun satt inne i slangens munn og beskuet det besynderlige fenomenet.
Fuversary Thanks
I just wanted to say Thank you to everyone who stopped by,said hello and spanked my Ass Hard yesterday for my 1 year Fuversarry! Wishing everyone a Happy Monday, at least it is almost over.. kinda! With much Appreciation:MsCharlotte2U!~No Rate No Add~@ fubar
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Clueless
This Downrater didn't think there was anything wrong with giving me a 6. ->mysterious51: have a nice day ->mysterious51: right mysterious51: hypocrit ->mysterious51: was just returning the favor mysterious51: you gave me a 5 so does that make you a downrater ->mysterious51: people give sixes when they want to piss someone off mysterious51: im not a downrater i liked the pic just not that good ->mysterious51: I'm always sarcastic with downraters mysterious51: being sarcastic today???
Tough Ol Man
THIS TOUGH OL MAN HAS A TOOTH THAT IS DRIVING HI CRAZY SO HE DECIDES 2 GO TO A DENTIST. SO HES SITTIN IN THE CHAIR &THIS YOUNG DENTIST WALKS IN LOOKS AT HIS X-RAYS & SAYS OK SIR I TELL YA WHAT IM GONNA SEND MY NURSE COME IN 2 GIVE U A SHOT 4 PAIN & ILL BE BACK IN A FEW 2 PULL YOUR TOOTH. THE TOUGH OL MAN JUST SIGHS & SHAKES HIS HEAD & TELLS THE YOUNG DENTIST THAT HES DONE EXPERIANCED THE 2 MOST PAINFUL THINGS IN THIS WORLD & TIS WASNT 1 OF EM SO JUST PULL THE TOOTH. AFTER ARGUEING WITH THE MAN 4 A BIT THE DENTIST GIVES IN. SO THE YOUNG DENTIST IS JUST ABOUT STANDING IN THE CHAIR TWISTING YANKING & CUSSING & FINALLY SNATCHES THE TOOTH OUT THE OL MANS HEAD. THE TOUGH OL MAN DIDNT EVEN FLINTCH THE WHOLE TIME HE JUS GOT OUT THE CHAIR WALKED OVER 2 THE SINK & SPIT OUT SOME BLOOD. NOW THE YOUNG DENTIST IS JUST AMAZED HE LOOKS AT THE OL MAN &SAYS SIR I NO THAT MUST HAVE HURT LIKE HELL I GOTTA ASK WHAT DID YOU GO THROUGH THAT WAS SO PAINFULL. THE TOUGH OL MAN REPLIES I WAS HUNTIN 4 BEAR 1 DAY
State Of Me
I think that I've reached peace with the fact that there will be no more good days, as I remember them. It has been over a month that I've gone more than a few hours pain free, and now I can't even shake the pain and discomfort for a few hours it seems. To get to that state, I have to take too many Vicodin, and that just makes me sleepy. I used to have a few drinks with them, and that would help, but even that has lost it's luster. Our family has a history of addictions, and I have enough demons in my life, I'm fighting hard to keep medication at a minimum. But I've gotten used to the dull throb, or the knot feeling on the left side of my spine, that never loosens. I've even adapted to sleeping half the night in my bed, and the other half on the living room floor, with my feet resting on a chair, to relieve some of the pressure on my back. Wednesday, I get a shot in my spine. In theory, it will reduce swelling, and reduce pain. It may work, it may not, I don't know any
Poems
Played I can't believe that I was being played. I thought that I was happy until I caught my man the other day. I love him and I am too afraid to let him go. I guess I'll never find my true love, or maybe I'm just too young to know. It really hurts to be lied to, or even used. It hurts to played with, or even being accused. I can't believe that someone can be so cruel, but I see him as someone selfish,ridiculous, and untrue. To all the beautiful young ladys out there. Please know who your dealing with. There are so many perverted men out here. Choose the right paths or learn the hard way, like I did. The things you did! The things you did,really discraced me. It also told me,you didn't want us to be. Always use to come around,telling me how much you love me, but you was never around to even understand me. Guys like you think my heart is to borrow. Boo,you messed wit' my heart, now your days are gonna be so full of sorrow. You messed up my life,you pla
Hiring Bullie 1
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Well
I'm still afraid that some people on here don't get the fact that smokin is my 1 crutch . I like it n it also has medical uses (for me ) but I would smoke anyway . at least I'm not out drunk driving ........
Sex Parties
anyone know any sex parties in bakersfield
Vote Green
Vote for the green...my sister-in-law is blue..we are battling for nicest eyes
Controversey
The Egyptians were black and they enslaved the white race for more than 2000 years. They ended that slavery only after 7 plagues and even after letting the white man go they chased them down in an attempt to enslave them again only to perish by drowning. It took about 3000 years for the white man to turn the tables and enslave the black race. The enslavement of the black man lasted a mere 200 years so what are they bitching about? We managed to overcome slavery without affirmative action whats their problem?
Only 28% Support Federal Bailout Plan
Monday, September 22, 2008 Most Americans are closely following news reports on the Bush Administration’s federal bailout plan for the country’s troubled economy, but just 28% support what has been proposed so far. Over one-third of voters (37%) oppose the $700-billion plan, and nearly as many (35%) are undecided, according to a new Rasmussen Reports national telephone survey taken Sunday night. Details of the plan were made public on Saturday. Investors, who account for 62% of the nation’s voters, are evenly divided on their views of the plan: 36% favor it, and 36% oppose it. Twenty-eight percent (28%) are undecided. Among non-investors, only 15% support the plan, while 41% oppose it. A plurality of non-investors (43%) are not sure yet what they think of it (full demographic crosstabs are available for Premium Members). Adding weight to the large number of undecideds is the finding that 82% of Americans are following the bailout story, including 44% who
My Fantasy
This is my fantasy. I am sitting on the couch, dressed in a short skirt and a slightly loose white T shirt. I am very horny and want to get you hot by teasing you. I slowly start touching my nipples which are easy to see thru the shirt. My nipples are hard and I start to touch and rub them,,,,,,and look at you and say I am going to make you so hot, your going to want to finger my pussy, and rub your face in my damp panties. I)m really getting myself all hot. Do you like watching me rub my hard nipples They are so hard. I,d love for you to lick them.um um I am sooo horny. My pussy is getting really hot and damp. I wish I had another hand , so I could touch my panties.!! I now start to slide up My short skirt, teasing you as my white see-thru panties come into view, then I slide My other hand to the waist of my panties and give them a little tug, pulling them tight against my cunt. You can now see the outline of your lips pushing against my panties,My cunt lips look a little swollen. T
My Midget
For You, My Love On Our One Year Anniversary
One year ago I took your hand, Giving our vows & exchanging wedding bands. You were so handsome dressed in your tie, I knew then we'd be together till the day we die. Marrying you was my every dream come true, For you, my love, there's nothing I won't do. I love you more than my words could ever say, You're my every breath, in my every thought, the sunshine in my day. I made a promise to love you, honor you and be your wife, Never forget, you are my life. God knows we've had our share of good, But we kept our trust in God, like we should. Even in times of sickness & when trouble came, You love me, I love you, all the same. I never want to lose your love, After all we're together because of those from above. I want you to know that you bring out the best in me, So I wrote this for you my love on our One Year Anniversary. Written By: Lynn Diaz September 16, 2008 With all of my love Ramon, Happy Anniversary Sweetie!!!!
The First Ever Blonde Guy Joke
The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait!!! An Irishman, a Mexicanand a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building.' The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, 'Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too.' The blonde opened his lunch and said, 'Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too.' The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well. At the joint funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, 'If
Baked
Two robins were sitting in a tree. 'I'm really hungry,' said the first one. 'Let's fly down and find some lunch.' They flew down to the ground and found a nice plot of newly plowed ground that was full of worms. They ate and ate and ate till they could eat no more. 'I am so full, I don't think I can fly back up into the tree,' said the first one. 'Let's just lay back here and bask in the warm sun,' said the second. 'O K,' said the first. So they plopped down, basking in the sun. No sooner than they had fallen asleep, when a big fat tomcat sneaks up and gobbles them up. As the cat sat washing his face after his meal, he thought... (ready??) (you're gonna like this one) | | | 'I JUST LOVE BASKIN ROBINS.'
I Need You!
That's right! I need you and your rates people. We've got a friend who is within firing distance of the big Godfather status! So lets all take a few minutes and hit her like a Mack truck, and give her the love she has always given us. Reeka is about 200k from leveling, so lets get her there today, as we have done for so many others around here. Don't pull that lazy ass horse crap with me, because I don't buy it for one second. Reeka ~ Fu-Wifey / Future Fu-Ex of MRX@ fubar WTF are you still sitting here reading this for?! Go...go now dammit!!
Killer
DJ CerealKiller.. is rippin it up.. Thats right.. it's.. Come join Our dysFUNctional family!! (click here to enter)
Party Was Good, But Boring
So my husband's Aunt and Uncle had their 50th year anniversary. Overall, it was boring, but kinda nice. I didn't really know anyone, so I tried to strike up conversations with people. It was fun trying to see how everyone was related and such. I was particularly interested in the guests of honor. They got married in 1958!! I got to look through their wedding photos.. omg it was like out of a movie! It was so unreal looking! Everyone looked fab!
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Life...just Freaking Wonderful
the weekend was ok...god i did so much it flew by.. friday i went to the local high school football game ..we lost as always but its always nice to get out and talk to everyone...saturday i went to a bridal shower for a girl at work..it was long but good...it was all the girls at work and it turned into a wine fest but was a great time..then off to the stock car races for me woohoo..i had not been in a month and it was a blast from the past..after i went to the local bar for Tequila time. well really corona time..but it was a blast also..met up with the other from work..got up the next morning to baseball with a hangover..woohoo what a wonderful morning that was! then i get the phone call that my uncle isnt doing well and i need to get to the hospital which i did..and hes not well at all..hes keeping a good outlook but im really not sure whats going on with him..anyway the big one today i go to work and figure..im going to make full circle now and end up in the dept i started in..so im
What Would You Do For Me?
What would you do for me? When you told me you would do anything for me, did you mean it? How much time, I wonder, would you spend finding out what anything is and proving that you would, in fact, do anything? Do you truly know what I want? How creative and gentle a lover can you be? Would you trace every curve, every corner, every crevice of my body with your fingers and then follow with your mouth, your lips, your tongue? Would you be willing to cover my body with chocolate syrup? How about at your parent's house? In your childhood bedroom? On your mother's white cotton sheets? Would you tongue paint my nipples in chocolate? Would you dribble that sauce on your cock and outline my mouth, glossing my lips with that syrupy tipped head? Would you let me lick you clean then, or would you make me wait? Could you make both of us wait? Would you surprise me when I least expected it and roll an ice cube around my clit and then trace my pussy lips with it as you did my mouth?
Writing Exercises...
Okay so me and Tinker decided we're gonna do a writing exercise every week and anyone who is interested can do it, too. We have ten items that we write into a short story. Those will be chosen randomly by other people who aren't participating. We will post by every Sunday night, here in the blog so everyone can check it out. So now all we need is ten items. 1.Broken French horn 2.Tape dispenser 3.Cocaine 4.Blue M&M 5.Hand Sanitizer 6.Pinleaf Oak 7.Polka dot bra with broken strap 8.Banana Bobble Heads 9.Sickle 10.Calculator And bonus word...sock monkey! Alright, the exercise is due by Sunday at midnite. UNTITLED EXERCISE #1 Skye took a gulp from her water bottle, eyed it dismally, then tossed the empty contianer onto the floor. Wth one hand on the steering wheel, she fished around the seat for more refreshment but found only one blue M&M. "Fucking heat!" She stomped on the accelerator but quickly eased up as the temperature gauge
Tigger Tribute
Come On And Help Us Stop Child Abuse
Help Stop Child Abuse If you want to end this tragedy please join in this to show your support. Just R/F/A everyone and if you have them then rerate and leave them a comment "Stopping Child Abuse". After you do that then let Soulja Gurl know after you have rated her folder to recieve a tag.Once you have R/F/A added everyone you will be added to the bulletin Start with this picture first: Tag imikimi - Customize Your World Soulja Gurl Soulja Gurl )@ fubar Tigerprincess Tigerprincess@ fubar (repost of original by 'Tigerprincess~Owner of Love Shack~25 to life~' on '2008-09-22 11:03:18')
Baba Ghanoush
I made this yesterday, now my whole kitchen smells like garlic. 1 lb. of eggplants, doesn't matter the size as long as it's about a pound 1/4 cup lemon juice 2 cloves garlic tahini paste or sesame seeds and sesame oil 1/2 cup toasted pine nuts salt and pepper Roast eggplant at 500 degrees until the skin is all wrinkly and the eggplant is soft. Might be 15 minutes for small eggplants. I got one big one, so it took 30 minutes. After it cools, scoop out the flesh and pulse in a food processor with the rest of the ingredients. I like it with toasted pita chips, ten minutes in a 400 degree oven.
Wicked Intentions
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My Chemical Romance - Cancer
Touch Yourself For Your Health
I'm in a walk a thon, seeking sponsors for this very important cause to support Breast Cancer research. Making Strides Against Breast Cancer - 2008-2009
Just Breath...
Is what I want to do now. The scary part of Alien's surgery stuff is over. I think sometimes we lose sight of just how much we love another until we see a chance of watching their body decide not to breath. Not good for the lungs, you know. Just want to breath and see over my Alien so he will keep getting better. The demerol and phenegren made him not want to breath right because he has sleep apnea real bad. At least he didn't hurt and wasn't sick. Guess that's all for now. thanks for listening.
15k To Level
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Umm Ok ...
Had a weird dream last night. I had a tattoo on the back of my right hand (a red and green yin & yang) that I had had for a while when suddenly the black ink around the edges started peeling off almost like it was tape and the red and green ink welled up onto the top of my skin, turned the consistency of wet paint and poured off of my hand. I can usually interpret my dreams (many years as a psych major), but I have no idea what this one means. It should be noted that I don't have a tattoo in that spot and would never get one. I had an IV stuck into the back of my hand some years ago and given how much that hurt, I can only imagine how bad a tattoo would be.
Simple Truths On The Spiritual Journey.
SIMPLE TRUTHS- THE SPIRITUAL JOURNEY THERE IS ONE THING THAT WE ALL HAVE IN COMMON WITH EACH OTHER AND THAT IS, THAT WE ARE BORN WITH A BELIEF IN GOD. WE ALL CALL IT BY DIFFERENT THINGS, SUCH AS SPIRIT, GOD, HOLY SPIRIT, CREATOR, ECT, BUT IT IS ALL THE SAME IDEAL. GOD IS DIVINE LOVE AND HE LETS US KNOW HE IS WITH US ALL THE TIME. HOW DO WE SEE IT, THINK OF THE FEELING YOU GET WHEN YOU SIT ND LOOK AT NATURE IN AWE. HE TALKS WHEN WE ARE FEELING A LOVE BUT WE CANT PIN POINT EXACTLY WHERE IT IS COMING FROM. GOD IS THE MYSTERY OF THE BEGINNING OF TIME, AND HE GOES BEYOND THE LIMITS OF SPACE. IT IS THE SENSE THAT WE KNOW WE ARE MORE THAN THE PHYSICAL THAT MAKES US ALIVE. WE ALL KNOW THERE ARE SOME THAT WILL SAY THERE IS NO GOD. THAT THOSE OF US WHO BELIEVE ARE LOOKING FOR A FAIRY TALE OR CRUTCH TO HELP US THROUGH LIFE. THESE ARE THE PEOPLE THAT WE SHOULD NOT ARGUE WITH. THIS IS BECAUSE THEY LOOK FOR EXPLANATIONS THROUGH SCIENCE. THESE ARE THE PEOPLE WHO THE CHINESE PHLOSPHER CHUANGE
Pooh's Corner Train
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Spooky
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Dear Mr Obama
Decisions
For the past 3 months i've been pretty depressed and i have had no clue why i've been depressed. I finally figured it out and now i have a decision to make. Do i ask my boss for a transfer and move back home? OR do i keep sticking it out here and keep being depressed? at work, my focus is completely gone. I think about what my family is doing what my friends back home are up to. I've been so home sick that it has put me into this rut. Even when i've talked to my ex-boyfriend, part of the reason i left ny in the first place, he even told me it sounds like it is time for me to come home. And i'm starting to agree with him. Every day is another struggle for me, how am i going to get this paid? how am i going to get that paid? how am i going to get food for the month or even the week? I'm not exactly sure what to do anymore and I've come to the conclusion that there are two choices, 1) to stay here and keep sticking it out and struggling every month. 2) go back home and start o
Lateralus-tool
Video has images from the Hubble Space Telescope, pretty amazing. Black then white are all i see in my infancy. Red & yellow then came to be, reaching out to me, Lets me see. As below, so above & beyond, i imagine. Drawn beyond the lines of reason. Push the envelope. watch it bend. Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind. Withering my intuition, missing opportunities & i must Feed my will to feel my moment drawing way outside the lines. Black then white are all i see in my infancy. Red and yellow then came to be, reaching out to me, Lets me see there is so much more & Beckons me to look through to these infinite possibilities. As below, so above and beyond, i imagine. Drawn outside the lines of reason. Push the envelope. watch it bend. Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind. Withering my intuition leaving opportunities behind. Feed my will to feel this moment, urging me to cross the line. Reaching ou
Karen Carpenter- A Song For You
What Hurts The Most
Free At Last
So I basically ended a relationship with an immature, stupid, unintelligent, chicken-fryer Mexican who kept controlling me. I feel like a ton has been lifted off of my chest. He is an ugly person inside AND out. I can't believe that I had sex with the ugly, fat bastard that he is. He is a sad little person, and he is a constant lier and ALWAYS made me cry all the time when I did nothing.< First, he said that I couldn't even talk or text my best friend Tim, simply because Tim is in-love with me. That is a sign he didn't trust me or my best friend. Second, he forced me to take down all my pictures I had with Tim, and if I didn't, he would get mad and make me cry until I did. Oh, and when I said bye to him the first time, he was like "No, you did not say that. Forget what u just said." And he crawled right after me. And two Wednesday's ago, he threatened to call the police on me because HE wouldn't allow me to go into his apartment and get my things that I had left there. And he
I Kissed A Girl Amv
Just One Rate Plz
i just ask yu one rate for a good friend of mine tyvm 2 all helpers
Sober-tool
Probably one of my all time favorite songs. There's a shadow just behind me Shrouding every step I take Making every promise empty Pointing every finger at me Waiting like the stalking butler Whom upon the finger rests Murder now the path called "must we" Just because the Son has come Jesus, won't you fucking whistle Something but what's past and done? Jesus, won't you fucking whistle Something but what's past and done? Why can't we not be sober? I just want to start this over Why can't we drink forever? I just want to start this over I am just a worthless liar I am just an imbecile I will only complicate you Trust in me and fall as well I will find a center in you I will chew it up and leave I will work to elevate you Just enough to bring you down Mother Mary, won't you whisper Something but what's past and done? Mother Mary, won't you whisper Something but what's past and done? Why can't we not be sober? I just want to start this
Slam Penguin
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Do You Want To Own Me ???
im up for auction , click on the link below to see what im offering and of course to bid lol xxxxxxx
Mass Aka Rocker
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Para Elton Chi
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Stinkfist-tool
Something has to change. Un-deniable dilemma. Boredom's not a burden Anyone should bear. Constant over stimulation numbs me But I would not want you Any other way. It's not enough. I need more. Nothing seems to satisfy. I don't want it. I just need it. To breathe, to feel, to know I'm alive. Finger deep within the borderline. Show me that you love me and that we belong together. Relax, turn around and take my hand. I can help you change Tired moments into pleasure. Say the word and we'll be Well upon our way. Blend and balance Pain and comfort Deep within you 'Till you will not want me any other way. It's not enough. I need more. Nothing seems to satisfy. I don't want it. I just need it. To breathe, to feel, to know I'm alive. Knuckle deep inside the borderline. This may hurt a little but it's something you'll get used to. Relax. Slip away. Something kinda sad about The way that things have come to be. Desensitized to everything. What became
Benny Death Metal
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Babydoll Rum
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I Am A Real Friend If You Doubt It Try Me?
Many on fubar want points fubucks and I am not against that just when that becomes the only thing that matters. people matter not things. The sooner you realize that the better off you will be and a lot more mature than you were. I am for knowledge;understanding just plain progression in the most positive form no matter for what long as it helps people and humanity to move forward and not backward, we have enough of that going on as it is. I see people in the cliques as some people may see it, not all of them are bad and one day soon I will have my own and will run it the way I feel is just.
Monday Madness
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Natalia Boa Vista: The Voice Within
My Big Move To Florida
Well all i made it to florida i have found some things very interesting i have 2 dogs a some wonderful neighbors. but im still not satisfied not until i get further south so i can be near a special person. I am building things out of wood. sheds and doing odd jobs to make that happen.
A Little About Me
I was given a test to find out what kind of personality type that I am and this is what my answers said about me. I am an ISTP. I= Introversion, people who prefer introversion focus more on their own inner world. When you are introverting you are energized by what goes on in your inner world, and this is where you tend to direct your own energy. Introverts tend to be more interested and comfortable when their work requires a good deal of their activity to take place quietly inside their heads. They like to understand the world before experiencing it, and so often think about what they are doing before acting. S= Sensing, one way to "find out" is to use your sensing fucntion. Your eyes, ears, and other senses tell you what is actually there and actually happening, both inside and outside of yourself. Sensing is especially useful for appreciating the realities of a a situation. Sensing types tend to accept and work with what is "given" in the here-and-now, and thus become realisti
Trying To Help A Friend
I have come to the conclusion that not all friends are worthy of help expecially the ones that lie to you and love to cause trouble.
Umm... Hrm.
So there's this cute, cute girl that just recently my writers' group. She's a very pretty half-asian girl who I have to admit I've been kinda crushing on since she joined. Anyway, this morning I'm chatting with her on AIM. After a bit of talking, I ask her what she's doing today. Here's the conversation that ensued... Her: Oh, it's ok I'm about to go do a photoshoot (what??) with a friend You? Me: what?? lol what kind of photoshoot? Her: Um, that's privileged information :D Me: haha. I see... and what would one have to do to become so privileged? Her: Be the photographer :) Me: Well I am pretty handy with a camera ;) Her: haha This is a professionaL! Me: Hmm, no room for extremely talented and devilishly handsome amateurs, then? Her: :) Me haha. I don't mean to bug you about it. But my curiosity is piqued! Are you the photographer or the photographee? Her: The photographee I'll be back in 10 Me: I see. I suddenly feel I should b
Going The Distance-cake
Reluctantly crouched at the starting line, Engines pumping and thumping in time. The green light flashes, the flags goes up, Churning and burning, they yern for the cup. They deftly manouver and muscle for rank, Fuel burning fast on an empty tank, Wreckless and wild they pour thru the turns, Their prowless is podent and secretly stern. As they speed thru the finish the flags go down. The fans get up, and get out of town. The arena is empty except for one man, Still driving and striving as fast as he can The sun has gone down and the moon has come up, And long ago somebody left with the cup, But he's driving and striving and hugging the turns, And thinking of someone for whom he still burns. He's going the distance. He's going for speed. She's all alone, all alone in her time of need. Because he's racing and pacing and plotting the course, He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse. He's going the distance. Yeah! No trophy, no flowers, no flash
Beaches - Wind Beneath My Wings
Love Is Like A Rose
Love is like a rose At first it seems so immaculate and pure But underneath it has thorns Thorns that symbolize the strife That can cause trouble between two loving souls Prick their fingers and their hearts Causing pain and suffering Yet the glistening drops of the morning dew Will wash away the pain and anxieties of love Leaving only the beauty of the rose The soft petals caressing the face Of their one true love For without love or without roses The world would be a dark and dismal place - Me
Nickelback How You Remind Me
I Will Survive-cake
At first I was afraid I was petrified I kept thinking I could never live without you by my side But then I spent so many nights Just thinking how you'd done me wrong And I grew strong I learned how to get along So now you're back From outer space I just walked in to find you here Without the look upon your face I should have changed my f-ing lock I would have made you leave your key If I'd have known for just one second You'd be back to bother me Oh now go, Walk out the door Just turn around now You're not welcome anymore Weren't you the one who tried to break me with desire Did you think I'd crumble Did you think I'd lay down and die Oh no, not I I will survive As long as I know how to love I know I'll be alive I've got all my life to live I've got all my love to give I will survive I will survive Yeah, yeah It took all the strength I had Just not to fall apart I'm trying hard to mend the pieces Of my broken heart And I spent oh so many nights J
Eiffel 65 - I'm Blue
Incredible Truth From Myspace Blog.
PostSecret Mini-Movie
My Mammogram - Feel Your Boobies!
For those who did not know, I had a Mammogram done recently that detected something "dense and nodular" in my left breast. I had to get another Mammogram to look more into it to see if it might be cancer, then an Ultrasound for another look. The tech examined the scans and measured a dark hole appearing spot I too saw on the screen (a scary sight), plus whatever else she did to get the images the doctors needed for a better diagnosis. This scared the hell out of me while waiting almost a week (twice)for the results. I worried, I cried and I also wondered what I would do if I had cancer..... Well the results came in today and I just wanted to let all the wonderful people who encouraged me to stay strong and positive and to keep my head up, that they were here to support me.... I DO NOT HAVE BREAST CANCER!!!! My nurse said the mammo results was negative and that the dark appearing spot was a benign fatty cyst! THANK YOU EVERYONE! YOU ALL ARE A BLESSING and I AM SO VERY
Detachable Penis-king Missile
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. This happens all hte time; it's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time; I can leave it home when I thnk it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning, I can't, for the life of me, remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it, so I called up the place hwere the party was, they hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet , 'ccause for some reason, I leave it there sometimes, but no this time. So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either. I was starting to get desperate I really don't like being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak. After a few hours of searching the house, and ca
Rolling Stones ~ Sympathy For The Devil ~ Live
Sugar Rush
Rape Me
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Pepsiman Auction
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Awsome Steven Gerrard Compilation
Contest Now~1 Rate 1 Comment
HI My Friends! My first contest ever! All I need is for you to be a friend/fan of Stephanie Lynn...(she would love some FuLuv too!) One Rate & One COMMENT please..It is in the folder contest of 100 + 100 = $500,000....she would love to meet all of my Fubar Friends!!! Click HERE! xoxo ~heart Please remember to spoil Stephanie Lynn too...she is a Sweety to do this fun contest for us! ty ;-)
Crazy But True...
This crazy nightmare involved not only me, but two other people. [NOTE to JIM...You won't like this story, so stop reading now :P] So one night I was trying to travel outside my body...whether you believe in that stuff or not it's a really enjoyable feeling of relaxation and weightlessness. I started imagining I was traveling along a deserted highway, but I started moving too fast and freaked out. The next thing I know I was having a nightmare about a knife stabbing through our small bathroom window in the shower. I grabbed the kids and we ran to my mom's room to hide. The dream transitioned and then I was at a camp in the woods. I was in the shower room hiding from someone or something and across the room I saw blood dripping in one of the shower stalls onto the floor. I managed to get out and ran into this cabin trying to get them to understand that there was a killer and we needed to do something. Yeah, it was totally like a movie with the plot and even the differen
Just One Rate Please
Hi everyone Ive been offline a bit due to recent move. Im back now and thought id start up with an easy contest and cause Steph rocks If you have a second please stop by and leave just one rate on this picture if you could and a few comments For me and to help out steph with some points Thanks Steph for giving us fun stuff to do!!! Here's the link Just one rate and a few comments Thank you all so much I love you guys HOPIGALERIN
Another For Everybody
I had been out in Europe for a week and decided to drop in on Jane and Brads house in Texas on the way back. It was Brads birthday and they were having a party to celebrate. I arrived just before the party was due to start and after the usual greetings Brad lugged my suitcase up to the guest bedroom. He dropped the suitcase on the bed and started telling me where everything was in the room. The shower control is a little temperamental Sara; it takes a little getting used to. Be a honey and start it running please Brad, Im dying to grab a hot shower. As he started to run the water I walked back into the bedroom, pulled off my top and slid my jeans down my slim legs. I was just unfastening my bra when Brad came in from the bathroom. Okay, it should be at about the right temperature, woah! He exclaimed. I tossed the bra on the bed and hooked my fingers into the sides of my string bikini panties before easing them down over my hips. Youve seen me naked
Do You Need To Get A Life?
Your score is: 40 What does your score mean? You usually dont let life pass you by but youre also not one to seize every single opportunity life has to offer. One needs a sense of stability as well as exhilaration. You enjoy trying new things and experiencing life to the fullest, but youre also content lying low every now and then to enjoy some downtime. Granted, life has a lot to offer and you want to conquer as much of it as you can you just dont want to do it all in one weekend. Keep in mind however, that if you find yourself cooped up in your house telling your cat about a funny joke you heard that day, you may need to step out a bit more and find some human contact. Pronto! http://www.queendom.com/queendom_tests/transfer?req=MXw5NTh8MzM5MDI4NHwwfDE=&refempt=1
X For Prez
How can we fix the problemz with the economy? Its very simple and common sense. 1. Lets get a law passed making it illegal for corperationz 2 outsource work simply for financial gain or cutting down on labor costs. Out sourcing of labor should have to be approved by the government and the qualifications for being able to outsource work ahould be for reazonz o not being able to employ americanz for a fair wage, or for the work being specialized to where it would need to be outsourced. 2 Tighten down on the illegal immigrants and the people hiring them. 3. Cut top government employee wagez on the federal and state level. When state budget cuts take place and emergency service workerz loze their jobz, the top people in government should not be getting raisez. 4. Put a cap on the cost of medicine, surgery and hospitalization. When doctorz are scheduling surgeriez around their many vacationz and when a day in the hospital costs over $10000....something'z wrong. 5. Put a cap
Contest
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Easy Fubucks!
Fairly simple. Want 1,000 fucks? You can get them one of 2 ways. 1.) Fan me. 2.) And if you are already a fan-make me a salute. 3.) If you do both, you will get 2,000 fubucks! See how easy that is?
My Depression (read This Instead Of Asking Me What's Wrong)
I thought I would write this to explain to everyone why I'm so depressed lately. My father passed away in 2006. I've been doing OK I guess until recently. I have been having dreams about him that cause me to be up most of the night crying. I thought that time is supposed to help you heal, but it's making things worse for me. I think I might just have to break down and take pills from the Dr. I really didn't want to but this is hell for me.
~ You And I ~
~ You And I ~ You and I are connected in a way that goes beyond Romance....Beyond Friendship, Beyond what we've ever had before. It will Defy Time, Distance, and Changes in Ourselves and In Our Lives. And It will defy every explanation ...........Except One: Purely and Simply...We are Kindred. We Are Soul Mates. I can't explain it...I just Feel It. It's there in the way my spirit subtly lifts whenever we talk, how the sound of your voice brings me home in a way I can't explain. It's in the delight I feel when we laugh at exactly the same things. When I'm with you, it's like a tiny part of the Universe shifts into the plac it's supposed to be, and all is right with the World. These things, and so many more.... have made me understand that this is a Once-In-A-Lifetime, Forever Connection that could only exist between You and Me. And Deep In My Soul....... I know that our relationship is A Rare Gift..... One that will bring us an
Are You A Giver?
Your score is: 25 What does your score mean? On the generosity scale, you're a Scrooge - giving is just not your cup of tea. Whether it's intentional or not, you don't seem to have that natural impulse to offer a helping hand or make compromises to please others. You prefer that things revolve around you - your needs, your desires, your whimsnot anyone else's. While this attitude likely prevents people from taking advantage of you, it could also be doing serious damage to your relationships. If you don't make the effort to offer time, thoughtful gestures or the occasional spare change, who will be willing to do the same for you? There will certainly come a time in your life - there's no avoiding it - when you'll be the one counting on someone else's generous spirit. If you keep up your present behavior, you might find yourself all alone in your time of need.
Bye
iam going to be leaving fubar too many issues yep i no for thos who do know me very well it seems i do this at times however i need to do a few things for my self rather then being stuck here or other sites gaia.darkness@yahoo.com deicide_24@hotmail.com ill be gone within a week so that should give you enuff time to notice this blog
Perl And Prime Numbers
Recently enrolled in ITT Tech, one of my instructors asked me to use the Sieve of Erathosthenes to identify all the prime numbers between 2 and 200. In case you don't know, the Sieve of Erathosthenes is a process of elimination that can be very time consuming. While only doing from 2 - 200 is pretty easy (takes less then 5 minutes if you can count to 17). However, like all things school, it usually leads up to something much larger. I figure for my final I'll likely have to apply the same process to a larger range of numbers. With that in mind, wrote a short perl script with the help of Math :: Prime :: XS. #!/usr/bin/perl use strict; use warnings; use Math::Prime::XS qw(is_prime sieve_primes); printf("\n%s", "Calculating primes to: $ARGV[0]"); my @primes = sieve_primes($ARGV[0]); my $tabs = 0; my $tabstop; if (defined($ARGV[1])) { $tabstop = int($ARGV[1]); } else { $tabstop = 8; }; foreach(@primes) { if ($tabs < $tabs
Love
"You say you have no faith? Loveand faith will come. You say you are sad? Loveand joy will come. You say you are alone? Loveand you will break out of your solitude. You say you are in hell? Loveand you will find yourself in heaven. Heaven is love." - Carlo Carretto
Emptiness Is My Friend Now
light grenades past me tonight as I took flight back into the clouds that just got done combusting for me because I could no longer try to believe that love was something real for me to hold on to eternally. my sickness is still greater than yours even though those patterns don't like to share our heart's desires getting more and more lost along the way; so we just try to relax with portraits portraying of what use to like us to smile before the camera failed of its purpose. left here for the dead to show the angel's wings that love was only meant to mislead me away from you; and now as the sky starts to fall so do I as my heart is left here to bleed dry by the world just so it will become complete again. emptiness called me my friend today as I stood here all alone with nothing but wiltered flowers inside my corrupt little soul to try and take back those same old feelings of disbeliefe before I turned back around into a close
I Commend Her Restraint....
So yesterday Sibi tells me that this boy in her kindergarten class that has been bothering her has resorted to pulling her hair and slapping her in the face. Her father has already been sent to talk to the teacher and take care of this, and if need be to talk to this kid's parents. Sibi goes to me yesterday: "I told the teacher, but what I reall wanted to do was this!" *Insert swift kick between the legs motion here* LOL She's worked hard on controlling her anger, because the old Sibber would've beat the holy hell out of him. This boy needs to keep his hands off of her before I tell her it's okay to mop the floor with him.
Listen To Your Heart - Roxette
Listen to your Heart It will never betray you. Your ego will But never your Heart. Whatever you are giving your attention to already has a vibration of its own, and as you give your attention to it, you include its vibration in your vibration...and then your point of attraction is affected. Music Is a window to the Soul
Will Not Be Here Much But Will Do What I Can When I Am
HEY EVERYONE,I'M IN THE PROCESS OF FIXING MY HOUSE AND GETTING READY TO MOVE SOON SO I WON'T BE ON MUCH.I WILL DO WHAT I CAN IN BETWEEN WORK AND MOVING.THANKS SO MUCH FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING.LORA
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IM FOR SALE YEAH IM TRYING THE AUCTION THING AGAIN SO CLICK THE PIC LINK AND GIVE ME A BID YOU KNOW YOU WANT TOO IM WORTH IT WELL ATLEAST I THINK SO The Man Without Fear - Drowning Pool w/ Rob Zombie
Are You A Good Friend?
Your score is: 20 What does your score mean? When it comes to friendship, you seem to have missed the boat. You are certainly not the most dedicated or giving of pals. In fact, others could easily accuse you of being a fair weather friend, the type who comes and goes on a whim. When amigos need your help, you are more likely to bolt for the door than pitch in, and the idea of offering to lend a hand is foreign to you. You generally have low expectations for camaraderie, which may stem from a variety of sources: bad experiences that have left you bitter, an untrusting nature, lack of what you consider "true friends", or simply a self-involved attitude. Whatever the root, your attitudes are preventing you from experiencing the value of real, lasting friendship. You don't have to suddenly dedicate all your time and attention to pals, but putting your own desires on hold from time to time will show them that they mean something to you. Things like remembering birthdays or helping som
Auction
Well finally in another auction. I am trying to recoup some of the points and fubuxs I lost when this profile was reset to 0. I am ding it under my new profile. Please go bid on me and help me out. Thanks, Marvin
Garfield For 9/22/08
New Auction
I am in an auciton please come and bid on me. Thanks, Marvin
~hold On To My Heart~
~Hold On To My Heart~ There's a flame, flame in my heart And there's no rain, can put it out And there's a flame, it's burning in my heart And there's no rain, ooh can put it out So just hold me, hold me, hold me Take away the pain, inside my soul And I'm afraid, so all alone Take away the pain, that's burning in my soul Cause I'm afraid that I'll be all alone So just hold me, hold me, hold me Hold on to my heart, to my heart, to me Hold on to my heart, to my heart, to me And oh no, don't let me go cause all I am You hold in your hands, and hold me And I'll make it through the night And I'll be alright, hold on, hold on to my heart Peace.
My Days Are Numbered!!
Well it's back! Didn't take her long to come to my page and be her normal self. Apparently I am improtant enough to her to go off on once again. _Anne ~Mis...: your days on this iste are limited. they are seeing thru u _Anne ~Mis...: nice mumm comments cunt. you fat hogs stick together like the pack of wild dogs u r. im back & will NEVERbe gone. you act so fucking innocent. even fireman915 came to me a couple of months ago, apologized, asked me o forgive him for how he treated me & told me he had finally seen what a fake trouble making cunt u r
People On Here
what I have found out from people on here is that most everyone is very insecure and cannot except honesty. They like people to tell them what they want to hear. and wow people get in a tiss if you don't give ALL their pictures a 10.....are we all so stuck on ourselves that we cant take the truth, just because someone give a picture a lower rating does that mean its bad......NO! Can people be mature enough to handle real people and people who are honest for a change......... sorry people I will not give every picture a 10 and that doesn't mean you are less than who you are. I know I have pictures that might get a 1 or whatever because not ever photo will turn out that good. the only thing that matters in life is you like you for you. It will refreshing to know real people in life, people that refuse to be puppets without their feelings on their sleeves.
Finding My Way Around
Hey everyone. Looks like a great place to hang out and I'm working on finding my way around. In the meantime, if I don't answer a message or return the Luv--it's probably because I'm having a little bit of trouble navigating in here for some reason. I'm sure I'll learn the "ropes" and be able to come a little closer to keeping up soon. Never sure what to put in a blog so I guess that's it for now. More later maybe LOL.
Make Me Hot
COMMENT MY PICS LOVE CANDIE!!!
"car Free Day"
So to all of you "green" types, I hate you all today. Today was "Car Free Day" in DC, I guess as some kind of "save the environment" initiative. Now, I'm all for reducing emissions and whatnot, but this was a horrible, horrible idea. See, some of us already take crowded public transportation to work every day. So today, in addition to the herds which normally pack the Metro (that'd be "subway" to some of you) to capacity every day, not to mention all the tourists which routinely clog up the system, we had precisely one metric fuck-ton of additional people trying to save the planet or something. My ride to work is normally about 20 minutes, give or take. Today it took me an hour and fifteen minutes. An hour and fifteen freakin' minutes. Trains were breaking down all over the place, which caused backups and delays. Then all the people on those trains had to offload and crowd into others, which caused even more delays and broken trains... I think the term is "cascade failure." As
Fake A$$ People
Not everyone that gets on the world wide web is looking for a hookup...(friends with benefits, phone sex, etc...) You try to be honest with people just as you would expect them to be. Put so many are fake ass people. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!!(looking for honest people, new friends,thats what alot of your porfiles say ) First of all try being what you are looking for first.(LMAO) So please if this describes you keep on stepping. Dont have time for games, lies, and fake ass people.
Family
so my mother has a new man ... he's not new to our lives she dated him off and on through out my child hood ... then her and my dad got married when i was 11 and we never heard from this guy again ... until my dad passed (rip) my dad was NOT the nicest dad and i say dad because he was very nice to people on the outside of his ex wife and children by the way there is 5 of us we are pretty much grown now ... my dad passed July 22 2006... there are 3 girls my being the oldest then 27 yr and 24 yr and twin boys at this time are 19 ... as i said my dad was NOT the nicest and i watched my dad verbally abuse my mom for as far back as i can remember ... the death was hard due to people treating us like we were bastard kids and all meaning his family did ,... soo on the this new man ... my mom USE to be an alcoholic this guy IS one when he drinks he is an ASSSSS big time and i have a big mouth and im a strong woman so i dont keep quiet when i see my mom being abused all over again ... when i to
Best Song Ever Lmao
Defense And Defeat.
A 5th grade teacher asked some students to put Defense and Defeat in a Sentence... Pablito rose his hand and said, 'Miss, yes-turday I wuz playing wit my friendz and i climbed on De-fence and then landed on De-feet....
Lynns Comment
Bad Girl Of The Week(summer)
Let Me Introduce You To The Sarge's Bad Girl Of The Week For The Week Of 9-22-08 Summer Here Is A Bit About Her Be Sure To Stop By Her Page & Show Her Some ♥ ..She Will Be Sure To Return All ♥ Summer ~ABOUT ME~ *Basics* Name/Nickname: summer /Heather Birthday: august 21 Zodiac Sign: leo Hair Color: red but dyed blonde Eye Color: light blue Tattoos: yes 4 Piercings: yes my ears *Favorites* Color: purple Season: summer Day Of Week: sunday Animal: cat and dog Flower: rose *Have You Ever* Danced In The Rain?: nope Laughed So Hard You Cried?: yes Smiled For No Reason?: yes Sat On Your Rooftop?: lol no *This 0R That* Computer 0R T.V?: depends what's on Phone 0R IM?: phone McDonalds 0R Burger King?: none Summer 0R Winter?: summer CDs 0R IPoD/MP3?: CD's and mp3 XBox 0R PS2?: none RANDOMS... Your Perfect Pizza?: don't like pizza Your Fears?: spiders Your Weakness?: sexy men lol Do you like Thunderstorms?: yes i
Nookie Train Members
JOIN THE NOOKIE TRAIN. YOU AREN'T SKEERED OF NOOKIE ARE YOU??!!! THEN WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR??? MEMBERS MUST: 1)F/A/R/ ALL OLD AND NEW MEMBERS 2)RATE THE NOOKIE TRAIN FOLDER IN MY ALBUM 3)BE KIND TO ALL MEMBERS. NO DRAMA WILL BE TOLREATED. ANY DRAMA ERUPTS, BRING IT TO MINE OR METAL BABY'S, DARK PRINCES' or DJ TOWMAN1231 ATTENTION!! ~ PICS ALBUM~NOOKIE ALBUM TO RATE AND COMMENT LAST PIC~ ~MEET THE OWNERS~ IronicaKittyGurl/Fu-Wifey Of Metal Baby & Dark Prince /OWNED BY METAL BABY!!!@ fubar (ENFORCER/BOUNCER #1) ~Metal Baby~CLUB F.A.R. Team Greatness Capt (#1 FAMILY)~ LDC Family~Vampyrez Rave Vixenz~@ fubar (MY PARTNER IN CRIME) MEMBERS: Enchantin~rose~Collared~To~Lady Phoenix~And~ SlaveTrainer~Co~Founder~Rating Revolution ~@ fubar CrazyMama45**FU-Bomber Family Manager**Fu Bad Girls*/Fu-Wifey to sTaRr///Fu-Owned by SLDC, Madd Dogg@ f
My Sex Matches
Looking For Some Fun
Im always looking for people to hang with and have a good time. I hate being bored. boredom is evil.
Paramotoring Around Levenmouth
paramotoring around levenmouth
Levenmouth From Above
Gooood Mornin!
Wahoo! It's my day off. I'm up early on my day off and don't plan on going back to sleep. Got back from eating breakfast at Sharies. I had a omelet thingy, hash browns, and wheat toast with raspberry ice tea. Mmm. I have to get back to working out again. So I'm going to go on a walk in a while. Once it starts getting brighter out. Hopefully it doesn't rain though. I've planned out where I'm going to take a walk at. It's along a busy road so I don't have to worry to much. I rather be out along where there's more people than being on a empty like road again.... One time I did that, two punks threw their soda at me yelling that I was fuckin ugly. Assholes..... at least it missed me. Seriously, that's what they said too but I didn't let that get to me. I just don't want to be bother by anyone or any pervert Mexicans....not being racist or whatever, but the Mexicans here are just bad. Yesterday for lunch at work, I decided to bring in a slim fast, apples and yogurt. A few people noti
Contest Now Open Any One That Wants To Enter Is Welcome
Here are you fubuck Contestents GaPeach Fear Dot Com CIN ShadowBomber DJ DemonSkull DJ Outsider Please Rember to Fan and Rate the Host ***JUST CLICK THE PIC *** DJ DemonWolf ~ FuWifeOfDragonPoet~fuGFofCIN~OwnerofPhantom@ fubar center> BROUGHT TO YOU BY Chaos&Mayhem Creations@ fubar
New Drug Survey Demolishes Drug Czar’s Claims
Well, now we know why federal officials chose to release the 2007 National Survey on Drug Use and Health (NSDUH) on a day when the Republican convention’s climax and a string of hurricanes is likely to keep it out of the headlines. The survey pretty much dynamites Office of National Drug Control Policy chief John Walters’ claims of success in reducing marijuana and drug use during his tenure, which he’d like us to attribute to his aggressive policies , and particularly ONDCP’s near-obsession with demonizing marijuana. First, some raw numbers: The total number of Americans (aged 12 and up) who have used illicit drugs is up from 108 million in 2002, the first full year of Walters’ tenure, to 114 million in 2007. And the number of Americans who’ve used marijuana has passed the 100 million mark for the first time — up from 95 million in 2002. Rates of drug use have gone up as well. In 2002, 46.0 percent of Americans had used an illicit drug at some point in their lives.
Leven - Crail Leven Were I Am
Hardcore Rave
hardcore rave
Dj Hixxy -- A-hahaha
DJ Hixxy -- A-HaHaHa
Wakey Wakey
wakey wakey
Bonkers - Do It Like We Do [al Storm Remix]
Bonkers - Do It Like We Do [Al Storm Remix]
09/22/08 - Anberlin - Feel Good Drag (exclusive New Album "new Surrender" Out September 30th Get It!!!)
SONG VERSION BELOW Feel Good Drag - Anberlin LYRICS BELOW "i'm here for you" she said And we can stay for awhile, My boyfriend's gone, We can just pretend. Lips that need no introduction Now who's the greater sin, Your drab eyes seem to invite (tell me darling) where do we begin. Was this over before Before it ever began Your kiss Your calls Your crutch Like the devils got your hand This was over before Before it ever began Your lips Your lies Your lust Like the devils in your hands Everyone in this town Is seeing somebody else Everybody's tired of someone Our eyes wander for help Prayers that need no answer now I'm tired of who i am You were my greatest mistake I fell in love with your sin Your littlest sin Was this over before Before it ever began Your kiss Your calls Your crutch Like the devils got your hand This was over before Before it ever began Your lips Your lies Your lust Like the devils in your hands Failure is
Bonkers 17: Darwin - Floor Damage
Bonkers 17: Darwin - Floor Damage
Wtf Did I Expect ???
Have you ever found yourself wondering WTF just happened ?? Found yourself somewhere you didn't expect to be ?? Lived your life for one thing and been side swiped by another ?? Focussing on where you should be going and wound up somewhere else ?? I have. I think it is because I thought that if I undertook certain actions in certain situations I was in, the situation and people involved would react accordingly. Expectation is a bitch. I kicked her ass to the curb. For my sake and others'. Now I live my life doing what is right for me and dealing with what comes from that. Sometimes the things we seek come from the sources we least know and least expect it to come from. I no longer dismiss what another may have to offer, for the very thing we need often comes to us disguised. The only reason I can think of is for us to determine just how much we need it and what lengths we are prepared to go to in order to obtain it. Life is one big test. The test is to se
American Pride One Nation Under God Lounge Invites You
HEY ALL YOU CRAZY FU'S WE HERE IN THE NEW LOUNGE AMERICAN PRIDE ONE NATION UNDER GOD WANT TO INVITE YOU ALL TO COME CHECK US OUT AND JOIN US FOR SOME ALL TIME GREAT MUSIC AND WONDERFUL PEOPLE WE ARE THE NUMBER ONE LOUNGE FOR OUR UNITED STATES MILITARY AND FIREFIGHTERS AND EMS/EMT AND ALL FIRST RESPONDERS OF THIS GREAT NATION WE LIVE IN WE ARE ABOUT TRUTH HONOR AND RESPECT AND WE WELCOME ALL SUPPORTERS OF ALL THESE GREAT UNIQUE PROFESSIONS AND WE'D LOVE TO HAVE YOU ALL SO COME ON IN AND HAVE A DRINK WITH US AND ALLOW US TO SHOW OUR TRUE SUPPORT FOR OUR AMERICAN HEROES JUST CLICK ON THE PIC AND IT WILL BRING YA RIGHT INTO OUR LOUNGE HOPE TO SEE YA ALL THERE....GOD BLESS YOU ALL
Iam X-ray - Pretty Rave Girl (with Lyrics)
Iam X-Ray - Pretty Rave Girl (with lyrics)
Liverpool Fc Goals
Other Places To See Me!!!
Feel free to visit me at one of the below: Y! my name there is snglgirl276 MySp my url there is becca999 if you can't find me on one of these, then ur not looking hard enough! xoxox
Linkin Park - What I've Done (transformers)
The Time Frequency - Real Love '93 (totp)
The Time Frequency - Real Love '93 (TOTP)##
Tigger Show
"i Need..."
I need you to tell me you loves me I need you to tell me everything is ok I need to be in your arms I need you to tell me I'm beauitful on my bad days I need you to kiss me just for no reason I need you to hold me tight and say "I'm here,baby" I need you to wake me up in the middle night just to say "hi, i want you" I need you to hold my hands I need you to tell me you need me I need to be with you I need....YOU!
The Tigger Song
Rez Room At The Top 22/12/07
Poor Little White Tigers
"my Fears"
Now that I finally opened up my heart to someone, Will he even want it? I have put my heart on the table Will he take it? I have said my words Will he even listen to them? I had sent my kisses Will he kiss me back? I had given my hugs Will he hug me back? I shared my feelings Will he understand my feelings? I had given my body to him Will he cherish it? I had given my soul to him Will he preserve it? My fears would be--- He would close his heart to me He would put it in the trash It would go to one ear to another ear and laugh at me He would wipe off my kisses He would just handshake me instead give me hugs He would walk over my feelings like a doormat He would treat it as if he rapes me He would allow it to became rotten Then whom am I to him? What do I became to?
"you Sparked My Love"
After these years, the feeling of love start to fade away-- The word "love" had became non exist in my vocabulary list-- I had became numb-- I had forgotten what it means-- I also forgotten how it is suppose to be and forgot how it works-- Until I met you, Even if I only knew you for few days, Something, just something about you catch my attention-- From the corner of my eyes-- The more you made me smile, you put a spark-- In my heart, it started to heat up-- Just like the car in the winter where it became so cold and freezing over the years-- Took a while for it to remember how to warm up-- The more I talk to you, The fire started to scream a bit-- When I see you and the more often I see you, The fire had started a bonfire--- The question is... Should I put the fire out? Should I allow it to continue blazing? Is it wrong of me to allow it happening and take the risks?
"i'm Afraid..."
I'm afraid of you being gone I'm afraid you'd fade away I'm afraid you'd became insviable I'm afraid you'd slip out of my heart and my hands I'm afraid you'd disappear I'm afraid you'd leave me I'm afraid you'd escape I'm afraid you'd run I'm afraid you'd hide I'm afraid of losing you the MOST
"i Cry"
When I cry My heart bleeds I know for the facts that if I cry Means that I do love you. It's hard to hold back tears when I do not want you to see me cry I have to swallow it quickly before you catch me shed a tear. I do not want to show I'm the weak one. But at the same time I am feel the weak one
"you Ii"
You, my sexy stud You, are my life You, are my love You, are my world You, are my everything You, are amazing
"you"
You has given my life back. My love and my heart just want to grasp on you and dont want to EVER let you go You're my M to M You're my peanut butter to jelly It's hard to hold back my tears. I do not want you to ever see me cry because it's not me. I had to swallow my tears back, even if it fights it's way out It hurts but I rather to be hurt than seeing you feel bad. I'd never want to make you sad, hurt, confused, mad, upset, or pissing you off.
"wanting You"
I need to feel you around me I want to feel safe in your arms I need to feel your chest, your heartbeats I want to smell you Knowing that you are real to me My desires for you had increase everyday, just by thinking of you Wondering if you will ever come to me I want your lips on my lips, feeling the spark I want to look into your eyes deeply and tell you that I'm here for you So many thoughts and feelings start to stir inside of me Wanting to burst Is it selfish of me, wanting all of those from you? I wonder It's not only the sex but I needs YOU-- Just please come to me....
"i Will..."
I love you so much that I would take a bullet for you Will die for you Will jump into the incoming traffic for your life Will even give you my heart if you need it (medically) Will give you my coat in a blizzard off of my back for you Will even be hostage for you so you can go free Will even drive thousand miles for you Will even swim across Atlantic and Pacific Oceans for you Will even walk across the world for you Will jump off the bridge for you Will even choose you over million of money Will give up anything and everything for you, including my life
"you Are My Dream That Came True"
After years of dreaming, Wishing for someone that would come by and just sweep me off the floor With sweetness like honey, With the magic touch to melt my heart, Just like MM's that melts in your mouth not in the hands-- I just realized that it was YOU, Where you have always been, In the front of my face ... I had seen you before but never thought it would be YOU I am glad that I had the courage to talk to you, The risk I took, Came out what I wanted and hoped for, Again, I thought I was dreaming-- I had to tell myself, YOU are not dreaming, It's the dream that came alive and true. The more I talk to you, You brought back the warm feeling I thought I'd never felt again, I thought I'd always be cold forever, You melt me like ice, Knowing that you are real to me. The more I see in your eyes, Bring the joy back alive, The spark had been sparked with a strong feelings that wouldn't fade, You are the dream that came to me and real. Now, I know for the facts
Love...
It's so powerful and overflowed.. It's like if it's a diamond that you'd know it's true/real by starch it on the glass... You'd have no problem getting out of a juggle.. it beats any fears that comes to you or in your face. You'd have NO problem overcoming any difficult or conflicts. Nor couldn't never be scared of anything that comes into life because you KNOW the love is there to protect you. So inspiring that you have this into your life. I treat it as a treasure, so value. It's valued much more than gold and silver. I know I'd NEVER in the world I would abuse it in any kind of forms or ways. It is not something you toy with. I feed the love with much of caring, understanding, patient, comforting, desires and lust to make it grow bigger and stronger. It's like math.. heart+soul+you+me=love. You know, there's different kind of cryings... Hurt crying, upset crying, mad crying, joy crying, happy crying, and there's even definitely a love crying. When I think how much I love you, I can
"simple Words"
You are the most wonderful one to me. I can go on forever on how much you means to me but I can sum it all up in simple words: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!
Anime Love
"irrac To Carri"
*I SAID THAT I WRITES MANY POEMS AND I DECIDED TO PICK OUT FEW OF THEM SOME TO SIGN, THIS ONE I CONSIDER AS ONE OF MY BEST ONE EVER-- ITS CALLED IRRAC TO CARRI" You had sparked and brought my heart back alive after years of being dead. You had painted the colors back into my black heart just if it has became so colorful again after being in the darkness for so long time. You brought the lights back from the darkness where I was lost for years. You turned my frowned face to a smile face and I have been smiling ever since the day 1. You turned silence into sound back in my heart where it had been deafen. You has given my sight back after being so blind to the meaning of LOVE. You taught me to LOVE again when I thought it was useless. You turned cold feelings into warm feelings just like if it had been finally thawed from the cold. You had wiped off the sadness and brought happiness back into my life where I thought it would be alway remain a sad story with no happy en
Maxine's Thoughts About Thongs
MONDAY'S SUBJECT..( THONGS ) Would you like a thong..?? ( LOL )..The depth of the thong was suited to the human body for obvious reasons...duh.Thongs can be a pain-although believe it or not,they don't torment me personally too much.It just feels like something is up my butt all the time...lol.The thong has touched off a raging debate in the scientific community.Oh Yeah??.A thong is something that you just have to get used too.Apparently,not everyone enjoys thongs as much as other's do.I can't find my thong right now,but can summarize it.Am I too old for thongs?.Hell No..!!..Thongs can be learning opportunities and can be good practice for dealing with life's setbacks.Thongs don't oppress me,they just irritate a little.Thongs usually symbolize an obstacle,i.e.,a struggle against personal conflict,but with eventual success.Although thongs can be pondered,they are better to be worn...LOL.A thong is not so much a matter of position as disposition.SOOOOO.....Where is your thong????.....
Auction Link
http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=1892123&i=204339381&albumid=1211171
Thanks Everyone
hey all just wanted to say thanks to everyone who has Rated,Added or become a fan...i'm still tryin to learn this thing and will hopefully get to spend sum time on here soon to R/F/A as many pics as i can and put up more about me and life...i usually have nothing but time cause i'm a 32yr old male left in a wheelchair after a car accident almost 11yrs ago so i got no job and hardly ever get out in this small shit hole of a town...If anyone wants to know anything about me or Questions about my injury feel free to ask i'll answer anything i'm far from shy plus i've talked to hundreds of ppl and their families over the yrs about life in a chair...i've seen sum askin for things in order to see parts of their pics and from what i've seen most look worth every penny but I cant be spending Cash on here I hardly get crap from Disability Pay so Plz dont take offence if I dont give much..Its not that I wouldnt Its I cant But I'll Rate/Comment as many Other Pics As I can...If thats not enough And
Priorities
You would think by now I would have learned. But I try to see the good in everyone and seem to always give people to many chances. Its amazing how people will act like your friend when they need you for something....babysit their kids, or help them after surgery or a car accident. But when I need them to be just my friend they aren't there. I've started turning off my phone during certain times of the day so these so called friends can't reach me anymore. The most recent was a "friend" who is moving out of town. When we met we started hanging out about 3 to 4 times a week and then all sudden when she got involved with a guy she stopped hanging with me. She got pregnant and I saw her once during the pregnancy and now they are moving. I was not invited to the baby shower so I did not get a gift for it either. They tell me that they are gonna be at this place to say goodbye, well I showed they didn't. She has done this several times before. So I sent her an email telling her I
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Natacha Atlas ~ Leysh Natarak
Jah Wobble ~ No Change Is Sexy
Fucking Motherfuckers
Ok, have anyone ever noticed how people drive in large traffic? Some people actually start honking at the person in front of them as if the person can move there car any faster! Some fuckers actually think they have the right to get in front of u at walmart because their kid is waiting in front of u, as if the kid is saving their spot! Some fuckers think it is okay to cut you off when you are getting in line to get gas, maybe you are angled wrong and have to straighten your car out and they just rush in! And the worst motherfuckers of all the one who actually think that you give a flying rats ass about their problems, as if you do not have enough bullshit hanging over your own head! I am just kidding everyone is just fine in my book............LMFAO!!!!!!!
Ok Whatever
WELL I FIGURED OUT THAT YOU ONLY NEED TO BELIEVE HALF OF WHAT PEOPLE SAY AND NOTHING PEOPLE PROMISE ON HERE. I LEFT THIS PLACE AND THEN I DECIDED TO COME BACK FOR SOMEONE I WAS INTERESTED IN AND REALLY THOUGHT HE WAS IN TO ME, WELL I GUESS THATS NOT THE CASE AND REALLY NEVER WAS,AND THAT REALLY HURT MY FEELING BECAUSE HE HOOKED UP WITH SOMEONE AND BOTH DELETED THEIR ACCOUNTS. AND HERE I AM, WELL I DON'T KNOW IF I WILL KEEP MY ACCOUNT, I MEAN ITS PRETTY SHITTY FOR SOMEONE TO DO YOU THAT WAY. SO IF I DO DECIDE TO STAY,I AM NOT GOING TO LOOK FOR NO RELATIONSHIP ONLINE I DON'T NEED THE BULLSHIT OR THAT KIND OF HEARTACHE IN MY LIFE.
Stewie Griffin Best Quotes
Thank You Akamrs. T And The Dream Team Family For The Birthday Wishes
> IT A SPECIAL LADY BIRTHDAY AND WISHING HER MANY MORE FROM FAMILY AND FRIENDS, THE DREAM TEAM. New Nintendo DS Lite Its Your Birthday - Uncle Luke
Lookin For Member's And Staff.
Hello, EveryOne. Here is a lounge that needs some fun, We are looking for staff members, Some one that can help be in the lounge with us. To help us get these Panthers to come out to play. If you think you might like to help in the PANTHER'S DEN jump on in with us wild cats. Click on any of the pic's and join us. For staff you need to talk to PURPLE (OWNER) PURPLE PANTHER'S DEN OR JIM (CO OWNER) PURPLE PANTHER'S DEN
Did You Know???
Although i'm an expensive Cubby. Thanks Alice :D I still wanna pimp out DaisyBlue's and LarryB's Auction. So even if you can't afford me, stop by and give her some rates. Maybe there are so of your friends in the auction and you can buy them. :P PS, Happy Monday...
This Song Is So True Listen To The Words
911 5th Anniversary Very Moving And Sad
Birthday Blues
Every year it seems less and less friends call The day hasn't changed, and its still in the fall Sitting and sulking about getting older where's that friend to cry on thier shoulder Are they busy with family and work? Maybe they just decided to be a jerk Maybe I expect to much to be in thier thoughts All I know it that it really rots Don't get me wrong my honey was great bought me a gift took me out on a date My mom brought me a gift and even some cake The kids were good acted perfectly fake I love them for that at least they tryed they were so sweet I could have cryed. Still only one friend called me that day So should I call them or make them pay?
Thats How You No
I Am Here And My Heart Is Gone
I AM HERE AND MY HEART IS GONE I am torn in to, Dont know what to do. Here I am all broken hearted, It all happened the day that we parted. Not knowing that I would feel this way, After all these years and still this day. The feelings that I have for you just will not go away. I know that you have gone your way, No, matter what I write in these poems youre gone and that is where youll stay. My heart is truly yours; you had it since that first day. I may go my own way, But, somehow I am not there to stay. It is you that my heart longs for, Hope that someday in my dreams that you will walk through that door. You are the only on the has that key, I am still in love with you as you can see.
Sweet Child Of Mine
Your Love For Me
YOUR LOVE FOR ME You ask me if I love how much you love me, Let me see if that I can answer that so that you can see. You tell me that you have never loved someone this way before, All I had to do was walk through that door. What it is about be me, I cant see. But, the question wasnt about me it was about you, I can tell you that, And it would be a true fact. Your love for me is strong, And you have waited so many years for me to come along. I now that I have and I am here, You want to treasure and keep the love for me dear. But still that didnt answer your question. I am the first person that you want to see each day, You would fight to the end to get it that way. I am the last person you want to be with at night, So, you can be safe in my arms so tight. When I am sad your that someone, That wants to be by my side to make me glad. When I cant be around, Youre not looking at the ground. Because its in your heart that you know I can be found.
All Summer Long
The Sky And You
THE SKY AND YOU As I look up into the heavens and see the stars, I wonder to myself just where you are. And I ponder on the place that I would like to be, Anywhere when you right beside me. As I look into the sky, I ask myself the question why. That someone like you loves someone like me, The only answer that I come up with is how I feel about you and hope that you can see, That what you really mean to me. When I look up to the sky at night, I want to hold you with all my might. From all the pain and fear, And to pray that our end is never near. The love we share is so very dear. When I see the sun rise, It brings tear to my eyes. For a new day begins, And gives our love another chance that will not end. When the sun goes down, Hopefully that our love has won that extra round. Then day turns into night. All I have is you in the end Ill win that fight. To see you when the morning comes,
I Want To Love You
I WANT TO LOVE YOU The way that I love you can never be explain, When I am away from you there is always pain. When I think about you it sends a strange feeling slowly down my back, Its like you took my heart and gave it an attack. To start beating and to give it lives back. To you alone I give thanks to, For you love me and I love you. I want to love you like there is no tomorrow, To take away all your pains and sorrow. I want to love you like there was no yesterday, And there is no one that is going to stand in my way. I want to love you like the is no next week, I never what to stop and miss a beat. What am I saying that I want to love you for? I am already and willing to walk through that door. What I am saying is this my love. I am going to love you like all the above
First Love, True Love And You
FIRST LOVE, TRUE LOVE AND YOU FIRST LOVE That day we first meet, Try hard as I could I couldnt forget. Didnt mean to have it go this far, Now my heart carries a battle scar. For I have lost the battle and war. The first love in someones life, The memories are good and full of strife. Because, try as one may they never truly get over their first love.. TRUE LOVE When ones love is true, Theres nothing that they couldnt or wouldnt do. My heart and love belongs to only one, The feelings that I feel the spell could never be undone. To actually tell this special someone about the way that I feel I was scared and didnt dare, Or was it that I didnt know how she will react maybe she didnt care. I was wrong and know that she did and felt the same about me. Once again True Love can never die YOU Panda, now you know just what you really mean to me, Its been 9 long years I couldnt just let my love for you free. To have you is to know you, To hold y
Your Beauty, Hands, Eyes And Smile
YOUR BEAUTY, HANDS, EYES AND SMILE Your beauty, Is all that I see. Everything else is just an extra to me. I love you and theres no doubt I would go a 100 rounds to win this title bout. Your hands so soft to the touch, I miss that way too much. I remember walking hand in hand, Our days started on a whim we never made any plans. Youre Eyes. What can I say? I long to look into them each and every day. If only I could look into those beautiful eyes of yours, You have me wrapped around your fingers and lead me to Heavens Doors. Your smile, Can go on for miles. It can make a blind man see, Or stormy weather turns calm out on the open sea. There is one more thing that I must say, Please sit and think dont walk away. Off all the things mention from above, You being you is what I truly love.
My Vows
MY VOWS I can remember the first time that I saw you, Didnt know that you were the one at the start, You walked into my life and stole my heart. Years came and gone, But my love for you carried on. Now, here we are here today, Praying in front of God and our families that you dont run away. As we look at each other in our eyes, I see the days that our life to come slowly passing by, To grow old with you is what I was meant to do, I never told you before how I felt. Now, that you are standing before me, You make me weak at the knees. But, this is our day where we make two into one, And our lives together just ready to begin. As we say I dos, With all love in my eyes I look at you. And I see your smiling face, Nothing in this world could ever replace. As this Beautiful Angel besides me with Amazing Grace.
Dreaming Of..
DREAMING OF.. Each night that I sleep, I am in dream land and have your love it is mine to keep. In these dreams I can see things more clearly, I found the way to unlock your heart listen closely don't you hear. It is saying that you love me and here to stay, Forever and a day. Starting fresh and a new, I see your love for me when I look at you. As we walk hand in hand, Our days start we have no plans. No more broken hearts you see, For I have you and you me. When we are apart, We give each other the others heart. To make it through another the day, And face whatever may come our way. I hear a sound as you are saying that you love me, Heard this sound before but what can it be. Holding you as I can, Keeping you in my arms as I wake, The thought of you not being here is the risk that I must take. As I open my eyes and you are not here The thought of losing you is my only fear. But, now I am awake, It was only a dream that I must take.
Once In A Lifetime
ONCE IN A LIFETIME Once in a lifetime I and you found true love, With no rhyme, reason or answers from above. I once had your love, And it was true. But then I went and taken that feeling away from you. It seemed like our hearts were as one, And so it seems that our life has only begun. You held my heart within your hands, Nobody knew what was in store for lifes plans. As I held your heart in my hands, I was already making my little plan. To love you for the rest of my life, And someday making you my wife. But as you can see now it will never be, You are not mine you have set me free. As I walk through this life that I call my own, I cant deny that my love for you has grown. I tell you that I am sorry and you say that it is ok, But, I realize that this debt I will never be able to pay. As a single tear falls from my face, The love I have for you could never be replaced. And when I am at the end of my life, When going through my stress and strife.
Military And Civilian Friends
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk. Military FRIENDS: Will post 360 security so you dont get caught CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr and Mrs. Military FRIENDS: Call your parents Drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. MILITARY FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route. CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. MILITARY FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but hey, that shit was fun as fuck!" CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you. MILITARY FRIENDS: laugh at you and tell you to put some vagasil on your vagina. CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. MILITARY FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody remembers who bought i
Being In Love With You
BEING IN LOVE WITH YOU Now, when did it start? Dont ask me ask my heart. But, I will tell you that my heart would say, It happened on the every first day. You had it then and you have it now, But, recently it seems that you are trying to make my heart turn around. You never could and never will, Change the way that my heart feels. It has never been your physical side, The way you looked yes Ill admit you caught my eyes. That part never matter and Ill tell you why, The reason why that I was in love with you then and now is because the person that you are inside. You can change the outside in a person but not the in. Try your hardest it can never begin. All I ask from you it take care of it as I have tried, Without you my heart would simply die. Believe me I have tried to forget but it never happed, So, I give up, I quit, fighting the way my hearts feels. It is yours, take it, break it, or love it, do as you will For now you have two hearts and I have no
I Lost My Heart
I LOST MY HEART I lost my heart last night, Wasnt looking for someone right. Not looking for that fact, You walked in you took it without even trying and please I dont want it back. Its yours to do with what you may, Just keep in mind I am thinking of you everyday. Your voice is something that I cant explain, But, you just being in my life I have something to gain. When you left my sight, I tried to fight it with all my might. But, my heart wouldnt let me be, You dont know just what you do to me. Now, it feels something new. I really dont know how or why, All you did was that you took it just by walking by. Maybe you can take care of better than me, Please, whatever you do, dont set it free. My heart was locked, but somehow you found the key, I wish I know myself what it is that you do to me. But, I am glad that it is you that it wants, All I ask from you is try to take care of it better than I have done, For you have two and
Short Lived Happiness
One moment you can be completely happy then all of a sudden its all taken away, I get that lifes not fair, but Fuck give me a break dammit >_< Why does the one that doesnt work hard get everything!!!! Why does someone always screw me over. So many times i've been at my happiest and like always someone or something takes it all away :'( its hard to stay positive about life when there is nothing but sadness and dissapointment. Theres nothing I can do just to even stay a little happy. Nothing can make me trully happy, theres always something out to get me....sigh I just want the shits to leave me alone and let me be.
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Now I Know What Homicide Sounds Like
+ Friday. A 19 year-old and his girl, walking by my house. The dude got pumped full of lead four times, his girl got hit in the legs. Right outside my house...we heard the gunfire and hit the floor. I can't get the sounds of her blood-curdling screams and moans of pain out of my head. He was silent. The guy died at the hospital, the girl made it. I remember the assailants yelling "I got him!!" when they ran back to the waiting get-away car. First 48 dudes knocked on our door for interviews and some leads...we didn't answer. I feel bad for not helping, but the fear of being fingered as a snitch trumps that. Besides, we know NOTHING. Right now there's a beautiful altar constructed in Dude's honor on our fence. I wonder, will the poor kid haunt my sidewalk now? Maybe I should perform a Ceremony of Rest. Any Wiccan reading this, please tell me something, a spell I can do perhaps..... +
Securitas
Jeg fikk en henvendelse fra Securitas om overvkning av bygget her. Det virket fristende med mulighet til direkte bildeoverfring av innbrudd og ran s vaktmannskapene kunne se nyaktig hva som skjedde. Og video-overfringen ville kun skje i tilfelle utlst alarm, selv om selvflgelig teknisk kyndige kunne hacke seg inn p systemet som selgeren sa. Only kidding. Det virket ikke fristende i det hele tatt. Jeg har hatt nok vaktmannskap inne i min privarte bolig rotende rundt i mine private ting allerede. Jeg trenger ikke vite at de ikke engang trenger mte opp in persona. Og nettopp det at jeg skulle f den private overvkningen gratis og at fyren tok det bryet med komme tilbake hit for opplyse om det fikk meg til stusse opp litt. Han avtalte komme tilbake en uke senere for skrive under. Jeg bestemte meg derfor for prve ut fyren litt. Hva var han ute etter? Var det en maktdemostrasjon? nsket han virkelig beskytte meg da han la frem tilbudet, var det et re
Erasus- Subkulture Feat. Klayton From Celldweller
Let me breathe check destroy and upset On focusing destractions tear me open All the thoughts in my head are constantly haunting me I hope that I don't bore you while I whine about it I hope you won't be saddened while I cry about it I keep telling myself that there's something more I keep telling myself that there's something more I'm lost in this place it's such a waste I can't watch things further complicate So if it all fails just throw it back in my face and bury me I can't take another complication Have mercy please God eraseus I can't take another complication Have mercy please God eraseus Eraseus Everyday I wake up to stagnant bullshit As soon as I escape there's more stagnant bullshit This endless propaganda corporate agenda I'd like to think there's more something more I hope that I don't bore you while I whine about it I hope you won't be saddened while I cry about it So if it all fails just throw it back in my face and bury me I'm lost in this plac
Masters Talented Little Slut
I love the sensation of your freshly waxed pussy against my face. The way it feels against my fingers, lips and tongue is a massive turn on. Almost as much of a turn on is the physical impact of the waxing on your groin. Your cunt looks almost vulgar with the red glow of the after-effect of the wax being torn off your body, especially your lips which look even fuller and a brighter red than usual. Strengthening my desire is the knowledge that the only reason you had it first done was because I required it from you. It pleases me greatly that, like so many other things in the past, you subsequently incorporated it enthusiastically into your life. Your list of new achievements reads almost like a sexual CV: sex in public, be it against a warehouse wall or on a train between stations; not swallowing my cum until given permission; licking me clean after every fuck; taking my cock up your ass; becoming a bondage slut; burying your tongue deep in my ass; finger fuckin
Woman & Wolves
Women and Wolves A healthy woman is much like a wolf, strong life force, life-giving, territorily aware, intuitive and loyal. Yet seperation from her wildish nature causes a woman to become meager, anxious, and fearful. The wild nature carries the medicine for all things. She carries stories, dreams, words and songs. She carries everything a woman needs to be and know. She is the essence of the female soul... With the wild nature as ally and teacher, we see not through two eyes only, but through the many eyes of intuition. With intuition we are like the starry night, we gaze at the world through a thousand eyes. It does not mean to lose one's primary socializations. It means quite the opposite. The wild nature has a vast integrity to it. It means to establish territory, to find one's pack, to be in one's body with certainty and pride, to speak and act in one's behalf, to be aware, to draw on the innate feminine powers of intuition, to find what one belongs to, to rise wi
Alone
As I sit and ponder through the darkness, I think of memories past and how they reflect me now. Some are a glorious splender while others are of torture and sorrow. What lies in the future for us? Will we grow old or be reincarnated back to our youth to start over? Though I cherish many thoughts, some end up causing me to hold back a tear. We are simply gears to this machine known as life, once we're used up, we just get tossed aside. But what happens if the gears after our time are completely used up? Do we get another chance to keep the machine running? I can't help to think this way because we all live in a society where everybody is doing the right thing for the wrong reasons, but who's to say whats right anymore? Sure, I'm not ashamed to admit when I'm wrong, but I've done the math inside and I've come to the conclusion that 92% of the time...I'm right, but at what cost? Sure this world isn't perfect, thats why I believe with time, this world could be flawless in every way imagina
Rest In Peace Wet Kitty
Rest In Peace Wet KittyWET KITTY~ FANTASIA HEAD GREETER~Wet Kitty was hospitalized in Florida 11 days ago, she was stricken by a Staff infection which moved into a condition known as Sepsis. Wet Kitty passed away at 9:00 pm Eastern time on Sunday, September 21, 2008 Funeral plans will be announcedas soon as they are availablePlease leave your respects for Wet Kitty on her page, she will be missed by all who know her.
Who Got The Better Deal
A new intern is getting a tour of the hospital he is working in. The intern walks past a room where a man is vigorously masturbating nonstop. The intern asks the doctor he is with why that man was doing such a thing out in the open. The doctor answers, Oh, he has a medical condition where the sperm builds up so quickly in his body he has to masturbate constantly or he will explode. Oh, I see, says the intern. They walk past another room where the intern sees a man laying on a stretcher getting a blow job from a nurse. Again, he asks the doctor, What is up with THAT? The doctor says, Same condition, better medical plan. a. the first guy b. the second guy
Polish Divorce
A Polish man moved to the United States and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following questions: Have you any grounds? Yes, an acre and half and nice little home. I mean what is the foundation of this case? It made of concrete. I don't think you understand. Do either of you have a real grudge? No, we have carport and not need one. I mean, what are your relations like? All my relations still in Poland. Is there any infidelity in your marriage? We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player. Does your wife beat you up? No, I am always up before her. Why do you want this divorce? She going to kill me. What makes you think so? She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.
Little Mark
LITTLE Mark ON MATH A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?' She calls on little MARK. He replies, 'None , they will all fly away with the first gunshot.' The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.' Then little MARK says, 'I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice.The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.Which one is married?'The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.' To which Little MARK replied, 'T he correct answer is 'the one with the Wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking. LITTLE MARK ON ENGLISH Little MARK goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have
Patriotic Duty
MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY! As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife, and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol,a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. GOD BLESS AMERICA It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. Are you patriotic will u par
Gun Controll
Butte, Montana November 5, 2007 Two illegal aliens, Ralphel Resindez, 23, and Enrico Garza, 26, probably believed they would easily overpower home-alone 11 year old Patricia Harrington after her father had left their two-story home. It seems the two crooks never learned two things: they were in Montana and Patricia had been a clay shooting champion since she was nine. Patricia was in her upstairs room when the two men broke through the front door of the house. She quickly ran to her father's room and grabbed his 12 gauge Mossberg 500 shotgun. Resindez was the first to get up to the second floor only to be the first to catch a near point blank blast of buckshot from the 11-year-old's knee crouch aim. He suffered fatal wounds to his abdomen and genitals. When Garza ran to the foot of the stairs, he took a blast to the left shoulder and staggered out into the street where he bled to death before medical help could arrive. It was found out later that Resindez was armed wi
Beautiful Disaster
Letter To The Bank
A 98 year old woman wrote this to her bank. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the New York Times. Dear Sir: I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations, three nanoseconds, must have elapsed between his presenting the check and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honor it. I refer, of course, to the automatic monthly deposit of my entire salary, an arrangement which, I admit, has been in place for only eight years. You are to be commended for seizing that brief window of opportunity, and also for debiting my account $30 by way of penalty for the inconvenience caused to your bank. My thankfulness springs from the manner in which this incident has caused me to rethink my errant financial ways. I noticed that whereas I personally attend to your telephone calls and letters, when I try to contact you, I am confronted by the impersonal, overchar
Sent To Me By My Brother. Did He Do It? No, I Don't Think So.
Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. Hmmm. Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 22nd anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Toni. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were suppose to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety.... WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two triple-a batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. Awesome!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Toni what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave. Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking
Generic Drug Names
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:
No Way Out-dope
Sick of all the weakness And all the pain Sick of all the bullshit And the shots and the blame Sick of all the losers And all their lies Sick of all the people That want to know why You gotta get away You gotta get away But theres no way out No Theres no way out Here we go again Sick of all you ingrates Who just complain Sick of all the stupid You push in my brain Sick of all thoes who follow But don't know why Sick of all you assholes And I wish youd all just die You gotta get away You gotta get away But theres no way out No Theres no way out I'm so sick of it Solution Light a match Add fuel and burn Sick of all the sorrow Without a doubt I'll be sick of it no tommrow But theres no way out No Theres no way out I'm so sick of it
Wedding Anniversary Wish
A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table saying,'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband." the wife said.The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands. The husband' thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.'The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! the husband became 92 years old. The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.
In Reality We Suffer
Darkness surrounds us soon will descend Grey decay living dead dark are the days ahead Conserve that precious hatred for later Dark are the days ahead the walls we face are growing heavy to carry its name Carved in flesh the rage If this is it let the apocalypse begin Grey decay living dead Dark are the days ahead a thousand destinies made one and nothing If this is it let the apocalypse begin So alike so alone we suffer DGTFB 1975
What Married Women Should Avoid Girls Night Out
If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of humor. The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door,the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself f or coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh
Black Roses
i sit on my own in my small black room, a single rose laying on my lap. i listen to the music pouring out my stereo and think about the world, outside my small room, filled with evil nasty faces of people out to get me, out to torture me, to make life living hell just for people who are different... as i think i shrink away into the corner and hug my knees close to my chest, losing myself in my world of paranoia and lonliness, in a world full of black roses surrounding me, with peircing thorns, waitin to pierce into my skin, into my heart. DGTFB 1975
Blood Beauty
As I stroll along the walk a soothing breeze brushes my face I smile. This night is refreshing as the diamonds high above shine down their sparkling song of whisper... the sweet chimes reaching my ears turn my thoughts from light to dark, snugly drunk off the beckoning aroma of enchantment leading me to your presence My pace quickens...not only my steps, but my heart as well Anticipation burning through my nerves, each sense is at full attention, aware of even the slightest shift of temperature My blood is boiling as I break into a sweat A feverish wave of frantic feigning as I muster all the strength and speed I can as I race to the calling of my captivation Rounding the final corner I stop short Blindsided by the magnificent yet terrifying image before me: you. Streaming lines of ruby tears and succulent lips of pout Your eyes like crimson discs floating in a pool of cream pleading me to succumb to thei
Super Bowl Tickets
A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down, a man comes down and asked the man if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "No", he said, "the seat is empty". "This is incredible", said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl , the biggest sport event in the world, and not use it ?" Somberly, the man says, "Well... the seat actually belongs to me. I was supposed to come here with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we have not been together since we got married in 1967." "Oh I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else - a friend or relative or even a neighbor to take the seat?" The man shakes his head, "No. They're all at t he funeral."
Answered Prays
theres was a christan man that had a bird and all it would say is "fuck me, fuck me, fuck me" and he didnt talk like that and didnt know where the bird had learned to say it. he tried everything to get the bird to be quite but nothing worked. one night the man had bible study at his house,he was worried that the bird would bother the people in the bible group so he put the bird in one of the bedrooms. when the bible study group was over the preacher walked down the hall to use the bathroom and as he walked passed one of the rooms he heard "fuck me,fuck me, fuck me" he looked in the room and saw the bird in its cage. he walked back out to the living room shaking his head. the man who owned the bird started to blush and said " u heard my bird didnt u" the preacher answered " yes i did, but i think i know something that might help. i have a bird too and all it dose is sit quitely in its cage with its wings together in front of its face like its praying maybe if we put the two of them toge
Catholic School Girl
Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic school. Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. "Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?" When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret. The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her class. A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" But Mary didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt. "Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again said, "Very good," and Mary Margaret fell back asleep. The Nun asked her a third question..."What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me on
An Interesting Obituary
Common Sense *Remarkable Obituary* *Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend,Mr. Common Sense. Mr. Sense had been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such value lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain,why the early bird gets the worm and that life isn't always fair. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable Parenting strategies(adults, not kids, are in charge). His health began to rapidly deteriorate when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Mr. Sense declined even further when schools were required t
Our Leader Cutemommy82
our Leader cutemommy82 I'm his diamond and the queen of his heart!!! ~*~ but I'm still cutemommy82 ~*~ love u baby@ fubar is in a giveaway for a blingpack (most comments win) it is not open yet but will start soon (the date for the start will be updated as soon as she knows it) the host from the giveaway is ****Di aka PiNkLaDy the Original****Fu Wife to Paul****@ fubar pls show her some love and R/F/A her pls help our cutemommy win so she can have it maybe hopefully on her bday (oct 6th)
Vip
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And They Wonder Why Kids Quit Believing
LETTERS TO SANTA & REPLIES Deer Santa, I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. I'v ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Friend, Billy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a book so you can learn to read and spell? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell. Santa ***************************************************** Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody! Love, Sarah Dear Sarah, Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? Santa **************************************************** Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do. Love, Teddy Dear Te
New Contest Start Soon
new contest where im in starts so so can ya pls get ready to leave me lots ofcomments on my pic once the contest is open?? it is a most comments win for a blingpack the host is ****Di aka PiNkLaDy the Original****Fu Wife to Paul****@ fubar pls show her some love R/F/A her she cool u wont regret it btw it would be nice if ya help me win cuz i would like to have the blingpack to show ya some sweet loving back on my bday :) i will keep ya upday when the contest start have a wonderful start in ur week and a great monday
This Is Gross But Real
This is real. Check your kids and grandkids hair bands and make sure they do not put them in their mouth (or yours!!) while trying to plait or tie their hair. Be cautious of hair bands at open markets around the city too they are probably from China since they are purchased in bulk very very cheap!!!! Take a good look before buying hair bands in future specially like the following kind.. These Hair bands were made from used and/or rejected at the factory condoms and threads. See article below BEIJING (AFP) - Used condoms are being recycled into hair bands in southern China threatening to spread sexually-transmittable diseases they were originally meant to prevent, state media reported Tuesday In the latest example of potentially harmful Chinese-made products, rubber hair bands have been found in local markets and beauty salons in Dongguan and Guangzhou cities in southern Guangdong province, China Daily newspaper said. 'These cheap and colorful rubber bands and hair
Church Organist
The church organist was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat faci ng her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a CUT -glass bowl sitting on top of i t. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl. "Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the Park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet a
In Memory Of Dream Weaver Aka Wet Kitty!
Rest In Peace Wet KittyWET KITTY~ FANTASIA HEAD GREETER~Wet Kitty was hospitalized in Florida 11 days ago, she was stricken by a Staff infection which moved into a condition known as Sepsis. Wet Kitty passed away at 9:00 pm Eastern time on Sunday, September 21, 2008 Funeral plans will be announcedas soon as they are availablePlease leave your respects for Wet Kitty on her page, she will be missed by all who know her.
Three Black Ladies On A Plane
There were three black ladies getting ready to take a plane trip for the first time. The first lady said, 'I don't know bout y'al, but I'm gunna wear me sum hot pink panties beefo I get on dat plane.' 'Why you gonna wear dem fo?' the other two asked? The first replied, 'Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dare laying butt-up in a conefield, dey gonna find me first.' The second lady said, 'Well, I'm a-gonna wear me some floeesant orange panties.' 'Why you gonna wear dem?' the others asked. The second lady answered, 'Cause if dis hare plane is goin' down and I be floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me first.' The third lady says, 'Well, I'm not gonna wear any panties.' 'What? No panties?' the others asked in disbelief. The third lady says, 'Dat's right girlfriends, you hears me right. I ain't wearing any panties, cause if dis plane goes down, honey, dey always look for da black box first.'
Airing Grievances
I have been told that I am beautiful,sexy,sweet,kind,understanding,intelligent...Sexy eyes & lips,pretty face & style...Positive sexually...Diverse in conversation...Creative & talented... So why is it no man is proud enough to have me on his arm? I feel like I'm an after thought... I am good enough to look at and a short chat but what it all boils down to is sex? I get approached for sex chat,phone sex,or casual sex...all after hours of course,by extremely young or married men...then there are men who want to spend time with me only in the shadows away from the public eye...I'm searching for that one pearl amongst all the endless amounts of clams?
Sucide
i just found out a friend commited suicide an hr ago he was 35 wit 2 lil girls still in highschool. yesterday i was plannin on doin the same thing. as i look back at me i realize i was stupid. i have tryed 30 times in 4 yrs and faild all 3o times. this was his first attempt and he succseded. he was very sucessful wit a net worth of $45.81 million a gorgeous wife 2 beautiful girls and 1 lil granddaughter. he had everythin we all wish 4 so y did he do it?????? it turn out he had cheated on his wife and couldnt live wit the guilt. he never told her and the guilt just built up. i knew he had dont it and had told his wife she was just waitin 4 him 2 tell her. i only bring this up cuz wit wut happened 2 me and now findin this out i now realize suicide is not the answer just a piece of the puzzle. death is not a way out of ur problems... so 4 those of u that read this wit thoughts of suicide dont do it u will hurt more ppl than u realize
Dig Pinpoints Stonehenge Origins
Dig pinpoints Stonehenge origins By James Morgan Science reporter, BBC News The excavation is documented in a BBC Timewatch special Archaeologists have pinpointed the construction of Stonehenge to 2300 BC - a key step to discovering how and why the mysterious temple was built. The radiocarbon date is said to be the most accurate yet and means the ring's original bluestones were put up 300 years later than previously thought. The dating is the major finding from an excavation inside the henge by Profs Tim Darvill and Geoff Wainwright. The duo found evidence suggesting Stonehenge was a centre of healing. Others have argued that the monument was a shrine to worship ancestors, or a calendar to mark the solstices. A documentary following the progress of the recent dig has been recorded by the BBC Timewatch series. It will be broadcast on Saturday 27 September. Date demand For centuries, archaeologists have marvelled at the construction of Stonehe
Army Recruit Found Hanged At Camp
Army recruit found hanged at camp Alexander Barracks at Pirbright opened earlier this year An Army recruit has died after being found hanging at a barracks, police have confirmed. The 29-year-old man, who has not been named, died despite attempts by paramedics to resuscitate him just before 0800 BST on Sunday. It happened at the Alexander Barracks at Pirbright Army camp, Surrey. Surrey Police have launched an investigation and a post-mortem examination will take place later. Next of kin have been informed. A Ministry of Defence spokesman said: "It is with deep sadness that the MoD confirms the death of a new recruit at Pirbright Training Centre in Surrey. "Our thoughts and sympathies are with the deceased individual's family and friends at this difficult time. "Surrey Police are conducting an investigation so it would not be appropriate to comment further at this stage." Improved conditions Alexander Barracks opened earlier this year and was desi
Lifes Sick Game
Y DOES LIFE HAVE 2 B SUCH A BITCH???? I FELL IN LOVE AND IT GOT FUCKED UP. I GOT HER BACK BUT IN THE TIME WE WERE APART LIFE WAS HELL... Y DOES LIFE HAVE 2 PLAY SUCH FUCKED UP GAMES WITH US???? WUT DO WE DO 2 DESERVE THE SHIT LIFE HANDS US???? I KNOW LIFE GOES ON AND IT HAS 4 ME I HAVE SUM HAPPINESS BACK NOW BUT HAD 2 HURT OTHERS 2 DO SO.... I WILL NOT CHANGE WUT I HAVE DONE CUZ IN MY HEART I FEEL IM RIGHT AND SO THERE I STAND I DO HOWEVER APPOLOGIZE 2 THOSE I HURT IM THE PROSSES HOWEVER I AGAIN WILL NOT GIVE UP WUT LIFE JUST GAVE BACK 2 ME AT ANY COST. TRUE FRIENDS WILL 4GIVE AND THE FAKE 1S WILL LEAVE.... THAT AGAIN IS LIFES SICK GAME!!!! I KNO THIS WONT MAKE MUCH SENCE 2 MOST THAT READ THIS HOWEVER I HOPE 4 THOSE THAT UNDERSTAND THIS MSG IT WILL HAVE SUM INCITE 4 U.
A Sad, Sad Day
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough,
W.h.y???
putting your heart n soul n life into something n watch it go away like u was never there around or anything y try when all u get is a brokeen heart n nothing out of the thing u once loved n cared about???...
Your Mistake
I'm not right And I'm not fine I wanna be rain that tastes like wine I wanna be good I wanna be great I wanna be everything except for your mistake Send me inside your mind I wanna know what you're thinking This time I'll try to be the one you always thought you knew It's true I'm blue And without you - I'm not right I'm not fine I wanna be rain that tastes like wine I wanna be good I wanna be great I wanna be everything except for your mistake Let me into your view I wanna know how you see this thing that's "us" I must keep managing my madness over you It's true I'm blue And without you - I'm not right I'm not fine I wanna be rain that tastes like wine I wanna be good I wanna be great I wanna be everything except for your mistake And I don't want your sympathy; just understanding We'd be better off if I just took some time to try to understand you I'm not right I'm not fine I wanna be rain that tastes like wine I wanna be good I wann
Beautiful
"An Angel does not always have soft fluffy white wings, As it can be your best friend, where pure happiness to you they bring, Someone who you keep close in your heart, Being a part of each other and never falling apart, An angel can be big or it can be small, Just look around and you will see them all, For they don't always need to fly, And when you see one you will get a sparkle in your eye, An angel will be there when you need a helping hand, They will always stay beside you where ever you may stand, Then when you feel like no one about you don't care, Just turn around for there will be an angel standing there, An angel will be with you even if the sun don't shine, As you will feel their tender sweet loving touch and you will be fine, So what is an angel you may ask, They are all the earth's people just hiding behind a mask, For many angels walk all around, Walking real quiet without making a sound, They will be with you even when your life ends, As you have so ma
Relationships... Some Work And Some Just Don't !!!
People come into your life for a reason, a season, or a lifetime. When you figure out which it is, you know exactly what to do. When someone is in your life for a "REASON", it is usually to meet a need you have expressed outwardly or inwardly... They have come to assist you thru a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally, or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend, and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrong doing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up or out and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled; Their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and it is time to move on. When people come into your life for a "SEASON", it is because your turn has c
Top 10 Of Things That Are Wrong...
same old stuff, 1.bengals lost to giants in overtime season = 0 wins /3loses next game at home in cincinnait vs cleveland browns, 2.laptop is so fucked up now i have to by a new one,3.my knees are killing me cant stand up to long,4myspace boring =slow=really really boring,5val is getting married this coming saturday not this pass saturday post was wrong,6.power went out last sunday at 1:15pm when i was watching the game and came back on friday at 2:36pm=people cross from use had power days befor we did and it went out all at the say time ?=bull shit!!! 7.fubar n myspace both=suck... 8.trying your best to have a good day and letting people get to u trying to fuck it up for u.9.tv /cable is really fucking boring. and 10.send people emails /comments/other stuff or show love to them and dont get it back is =bullshit...
Hmmmmm... Interesting.
There was this Taliban man that was wandering around lost in the desert and out of water. The Taliban man mustered up the strength to walk up to this stand where the Jew was selling ties. The Jewish man asked him if he needed a tie for $5.00. The Taliban man got very upset and began yelling at the Jewish man..."You Infidel, you idiot...I don't need a stupid tie I need water." He continued in his anger, "I should cut off your head but first I must have water." The Jewish man was very calm and smiled kindly. He then told the Taliban man that he was going to be the bigger man and tell him where he could get some water. The Jewish man told him, " See those hills there to the West? Follow them for about two miles, there you will find a restaurant and they have all the water you can drink." The Taliban man followed the direction to the restaurant. About two hours later he comes crawling back to the Jewish man and he was crying. When he got to the Jewish man he cried out, "Your brother won't
Roses And Baskets
ROSES & HANGING BASKETS A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that! The teenager tells her 'Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your rose buds show!'and out she goes. The next day the teenager comes down stairs, and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on. The teenager wants to die. She explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over and that it is just not appropriate.... The grandmother says,'Loosen up,Sweetie. If you can show off your rose buds, then I can display my hanging baskets.'
This Is So Unreal
go check this out it is so gross. i dont see how anyone could ever live like this. http://www.houston-imports.com/forums/showthread.php?t=486637
A Mother's Reason For The Little Helpers.
Dear Mom, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Mom she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Mom. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to
Ok Here's The Deal, We All Know What Emoticons Are, So What About These?
We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where: :) means a smile and - :( is a frown. - Sometimes these are represented by :-) Or :-( - Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?' Here goes: (_!_) a regular ass - (__!__) a fat ass - (!) a tight ass - (_*_) a sore ass - {_!_} a swishy ass - (_o_) an ass that's been around - (_x_) kiss my ass - (_X_) leave my ass alone - (_zzz_) a tired ass - (_E=mc2_) a smart ass - (_$_) Money coming out of his ass - (_?_) Dumb Ass You've just been e-mooned. Have A Great Day!!! Oh and one other thing. A new emote is out for the homosexual male (don't get your panties in a bunch it's just humor) C:enter:###
Pierced Princess Please Read
HEY TY FOR RE-ADDING ME BUT PLEASE UN BLOCK ME
Happy Birthday Nyce-n-slow Form Friends And Family!
> IT A SPECIAL LADY BIRTHDAY AND WISHING HER MANY MORE FROM FAMILY AND FRIENDS, THE DREAM TEAM. New Nintendo DS Lite Its Your Birthday - Uncle Luke
Nsfw Update
my fam is full for several lvls so no one new can see my nsfw pics for a while thanks guys
Cuz I'm Checkin' Stupid Guys Who Do..
I'm about fed up with men period. Especially men on here. Do not ask me if I want to see your penis, if I want to I will go look at your nsfw pics on my own. Do not tell me you wish you were at my home with me because I wouldn't let you step in my got damn door. I'm not like other women. I refuse to parade men in an out of my kids lives. The men who get to meet my kids mean something to me, and are ones that are friends for the long haul otherwise I wouldnt let them in their lives. I do not want to hear how I make your dick hard, and how you wish you could pound it in me. Knowing my luck you couldnt last long enough to get me off. Trust me, it takes alot to get my kitty purrin' and it aint YOU buddy. I dont want to tell you what I'm wearing. Let me clue you in, it's nothing sexy that's for sure. I'm a mother of 4. I am not parading around in a thong and bra 24/7 jackass. Either you motherfuckers start coming at me CORRECT or you get off my page. I am not going to
~attn: Ldc *important Info*
An Owner in our family is in need of our prayers and well wishes. Her father is having difficult medical problem at this time. She needs our family's support. Plz go show her our support for her in her time of need. shaniqua~Owner of LDC~@ fubar
My Youngest Nephew
He just turned 18 he graduated high school this past may.I lost touch with him being I was going thru things over the summer. I learned yesterday when he called that right now he is in basic training for the Marines. When asked if I am proud I told him I wish I could reach thru and smack him. I am proud but I am afraid. The only two men who ever made a difference in my life I lost because they were Marines. Now the only thing running thru my mind is how to deal with the fact my favorite nephew is gonna be a marine.
Happy Birthday Nyce-n-slow Form Friends And Family!
> IT A SPECIAL LADY BIRTHDAY AND WISHING HER MANY MORE FROM FAMILY AND FRIENDS, THE DREAM TEAM. New Nintendo DS Lite Its Your Birthday - Uncle Luke
Another Little Old Lady
Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm Spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me. Defense Attorney: Did you know him? Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly. Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down? Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him? Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 Years ago. Defense Attorney: What happened next? Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then? Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Littl
Sweet Friend,wife Mother,daughter
LOVING MEMORY THIS SWEET INNOCENT ANGEL WAS TAKEN FROM US THIS EVENING NOT ONLY WAS SHE A LOYAL TRUSTING FRIEND BUT A LOVING MOTHER WIFE,AND DAUGHTER.. THOUGH I MAY NOT HAVE NOT HAVE GOT THE CHANCE TO MEET THIS SWEET ANGEL BUT FOR WHAT I HAVE HEARD I WISH I HAD SHE A SMILE THAT CAN BRING SMILES TO OTHER HER EYES SPARKLE LIKE THE STARS IN THE SKY REBECCA YOU WILL BE DEARLY MISSED AS YOU LOOK DOWN FROM UP ABOVE YOU WILL SEE YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY LOVE YOU SO DEARLY SO SWEET INNOCENT ANGEL R.I.P AND BE THE ANGEL AS EVERYONE SEES YOU AS WE ALL MISS AD LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!! WRITTEN BY: DJ SEXY HAZEL EYES
Little Old Ladies
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips, and every once in a while a $20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says, 'Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of your bag. 'Oh, really? Darn!' said the little old lady. 'I'd better go back, and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me.' 'Well, now, not so fast,' says the cop. 'How did you get all that money? 'You didn't steal it, did you?' 'Oh, no', said the little old lady. 'You see, my back yard is right next to the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans come and pee through the fence into my flower garden. So, I stand behind the fence with my hedge clippers. Each time some guy sticks his thing through the fence, I say, '$20 or off it comes'. 'Well, that seems only fair' laughs the cop. 'OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other
Ga #17
T&L giveaway #17! We need 10k comments for a 1-month VIP for EoTwP! This one already has over 2k comments on it, so let's knock it on out! woot! (repost of original by 'CinDragon~Founder of ClubMystic~CoFounder of Thunder&Lightning Levelers~CoPilot of Fantasy Flight' on '2008-09-21 20:59:54')
Vip Contest
VIP Contest Do you want to be pink or blue? Want to win it instead of buying it? Enter Willie's VIP Contest ********************************** The Rules: 1. Send Willie a Private Message saying you want to be in the contest. He will be accepting 10 participants. Be sure to send him a link to the picture you want to use for the contest. 2. Contact your friends and get them ready to bomb your picture. All comments must be SFW. 3. The person with the most comments on September 30th at 8pm CST will win a one month's VIP. ********************************** Private Message NOW to enter. There is NO entry fee, either. Willie - Squad Leader @ 76th Nighthawk Leveler ( Owner of Party Pad ) (repost of original by 'Carrie' on '2008-09-21 21:14:29')
A Sad Day....
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/recap;_ylt=AmS1UOKQkl_5QSYiQWNBe8QRvLYF?gid=280921110 Yankees stave off elimination in Stadium AP - Sep 21, 9:17 pm EDT 1 of 7 MLB Gallery NEW YORK (AP)After all those championships in this celebrated place, all those unforgettable moments, the New York Yankees werent about to be knocked out of the playoff race on a night like this. Mariano Rivera finished what Babe Ruth started 85 years ago, and New York bid farewell to fabled Yankee Stadium with a 7-3 victory over Baltimore on Sunday night that prevented postseason eliminationat least for a day. Derek Jeter was lifted with two outs in the ninth and jogged off the field to a raucous cheer before coming out for a curtain call. A loss would have officially ended New Yorks run of 13 straight playoff appearances, and a Boston win Monday night against Cleveland would still do the trick. But on a beautiful Bronx night dripping with history and nostalgia, the Yankees refused to ru
Wet Kitty (r.i.p)
WET KITTY~ FANTASIA HEAD GREETER~@ fubar
Id Check
Yes this is a on line bar but should we have a ID check aswell after all their alot of young PPL fnein out how fun it is
Just Words
I drive past the trees and admire the colors changing. Then when I park I hear the crunch of the death under my shoes. What started as a pretty site, turned to something that reminds me of the past. I see wild turkeys, squirrels, and deer in the fields. Only to see the carcasses on the side of the road, taken for reasons unknown. What started as a pretty site, turned to something that reminds me of the past. I give a dollar or two to a homeless person. Only later to see them lined up outside of a mission waiting for a meal or a warm bed. What started as a moment of gratefulness, turned to something that reminds me of my past. Life has given me much to be thankful for, lessons learned and mistakes to be made. It's when I forget about the past is when the moments of here and now are less meaningful. Remembering that the death of something is the fuel to power the future of another. Be it a decaying leaf to fertilize the ground or the carcass of dead wildlife fe
My So Called "friend"
K so i was dating this guy im totally in love with him and we get in a fight.. i tell my "best friend" some things *out of anger mind you* and the next day after everything is fine she goes and tells him everything i said! Then we fight again and he breaks up with me... im totally heart broken over the whole thing anyway! Its been about a month ago now and we get in a huge fight today because i wasnt there when she needed me! *i called to find out where she was so i could go get her and she freaked on me and told me im the bitch and hung up on me* thus causing a huge fight! then she tells me that im not the same since we broke up and she wants her best friend back! I tell her that her "best friend" would never have gone away if she hadnt fucked things up with him and ruined everything we had! Then im a bitch for bringing up the past! and i need to let it go or let her go... am i right to be pissed that she ruined shit with me and him? I love him and would still do anything for him even
Updated Up For Auction
I am officially up for auction. Please click the link above and place your bid. Promise you won't regret it. Thanks. =)
U Will Be Missed Becca Sis R.i.p
R.i.p To A Goog Freind
Rest In Peace Wet Kitty WET KITTY~ FANTASIA HEAD GREETER~ Wet Kitty was hospitalized in Florida 11 days ago, she was stricken by a Staff infection which moved into a condition known as Sepsis. Wet Kitty passed away at 9:00 pm Eastern time on Sunday, September 21, 2008 Funeral plans will be announced as soon as they are available Please leave your respects for Wet Kitty on her page, she will be missed by all who know her.
- Takayuki Ikkaku, Arisa Hosaka And Toshihiro Kawabata
Exercise relieves stress. Nothing relieves exercise.
John Kenneth Galbraith
Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.
Emo Phillips
Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
My Turmoil......my Vent....screaming Out
I'm sitting here on the floor, propped up against a wall watching as yet another day without you passes and with it a piece of my heart! With every passing day without you the more lost I becme and the more alone I feel.... I hear your words in my head, I feel your touch in my dreams yet when I wake there is nothing there... I go through the motions of my day, not really there, not really living.... Sometimes I feel like I'm on the outside looking in at my life as it goes on... Where are the dreams you promised? Where is the love that was meant for me? Where is the man who promised to be the father to my kids who have never known what it felt like to have a father? You missed my birthday last year and all i've heard this year is how you were not going to miss this one. But the truth is that you probably will miss it...I've stood behind you thru many obstacles, and i'm still here. But I
Charles Schultz
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia
Ellen Degeneres
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
Peter Ustinov
If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can't be done
092108 Plato
The partisan, when he is engaged in a dispute, cares nothing about the rights of the question, but is anxious only to convince his hearers of his own assertions.
Stop The Abuse
Is This Love?
Is This Love? They say that love comes from the heart, Its a feeling you never forget, But right behind love is the word hate and with both you often regret! When you find true love you feel it in your gut, Its like a knot that keeps twisting and turning, wanting to be around that person Always that feeling of yearning. It puts a smile on your face makes you dance on the clouds makes you feel things you never thought youd feel But sooner or later on down the line is when you know if this love was for real. Is he still talking to you like he does to his friends or is he short, quick and right to the point? Does he still make you laugh like he does with his friends or does he make you feel all out of joint? If he tries to control you and gives you that look and says he knows how you feel. If you hurt all the time and just want to cry than you know that the love was not real. Shelly- Written by my sister Sandy, I love ya' sis your awesome!!
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Bryans Domain
Hello i'm Bryan a 37 yr old recently divorced father of 2 lovely daughters Kylie and Krystal,Love the outdoors especially the water I try to take boat out with friends much as possible and wake board.Other then that i'm just a down to earth guy who is willing to meet new people..So if you would like to get to know me buzz me anytime and i'll try my hardest to get back to you,till then have a wonderful day...Sincerly Bryan
Help The Fight
Sun Sept. 21 Feelin Underweather
I feel under the weather I thingk maybe a cold but, anyways that has not got me glum mostly that I want to make a difference in the lives of others cause people don't seem to care now a days. I wonder why I focus so much on making a living from home when I like being out doing things with people helping those in need, I should not wave it like a badge that I did this or that. It has been a while since any of that helpful spirit has come back but I seem to still care, The question is how long? We go through life doing what we do mostly worried only bout the bills we have; why our day wasn't better or why our boss doesn't pay us more. Vanity is the worst drug you could ever subscribe to. I used to say give me a comment or something but I won't cause folks are too concerned about themselves to pay attention to anything else.
I Dont Know What To Do Anymore
My husband and I have been split up for about 5 months now after being together for 7 years. I found out about a month and a half ago that he has been living with another woman for about 3 and 1/2 months now. When she found out about me she pushed for him to file for divorce so we met up and signed papers. He insisted on being the one to go turn them in to the court for whatever reason (normally he would have left something like that up to me). Well when I call the court to make sure everything was turned in and right they say he turned in everything but the page that was signed and notarized (the most important paper) and a paper that only he had to fill out. Tell me he didn't do that on purpose! Well now he won't talk to me and he avoids me at all cost even when I am trying to sign new papers. I don't understand what is going on. He is the one that left and said he wanted a divorce so despite the fact that I still love him with all my heart I have tried to just get it over with. I ha
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What It Is You Do To Me
There you sit smiling And it's you I watch wanting But you don't even know What it is you do to me So I keep on watching and wanting as I bleed Every time I look at you Every time I talk to you Every time I smell you My heart continues melting And I am forever dreaming Whenever you pass me by Whenever you catch my eye I feel like I want to cry Because of what it is you do to me Your eyes gleaming And your lips pleading And your hands exploring While my heart remains bleeding Every time you look at me I wonder what it is you see Every time you talk to me And I hear that your voice My knees get weak My stomach flutters My chest collapses My neck hairs tingle And I stop breathing Just in that moment in time When you do what it is you do to me As I sit here yearning I imagine you sleeping And I want to hold you endlessly Forever in my arms for eternity I'll continue dreaming As long as you are living breathing being
It Needs To Stop!!
By Chance
If I were to pass you by on the street I would wish to have your eyes staring at me sweet As then maybe I could capture your smile perhaps a laugh as well if you stayed awhile If I were to meet you in a supermarket produce isle I would wish my heart was just your style As there it would be readily for your picken and if I was lucky certainly be willing for your licken If I were to dance in to your view in the club I would hope to introduce myself E Dub It would be my pleasure to endulge finally in a true woman and perhaps you would also enjoy the company of a real man If I were to lay there with you in the early morning I would wish an eternity to pass while I was in your king As you certainly would be my beloved Queen and I would try to fill all the moments with love to be seen
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You Scored as WhipsYour turn on is the "good ol'" whip. You either like to feel in charge during sex, or you like to feel pain. Sex isn't sex unless it's rough. Whips 83% Blind Folds 67% Bondage 58%
When You Love Someone
When you love someone so deep inside, It seems like it's so easy to hide. Seems you've loved him for so very long, You would think he could do no wrong. Every day you would hope and pray, That he would always stay this way. He treated you like you should be treated, You thought your life was finally completed. You thought your love was growing true, And then one day it was all so blue. He started putting you down and it hurt, You thought all you were to him was dirt. He started ignoring you and you wondered why, All you wanted to do was curl up and die. You thought your relationship would never end, But that was all so fake and pretend. One night he was so sweet to you, You thought all those things were maybe untrue, Two days later he was back the same, You thought you were the one to blame. He thought the relationship was getting too serious And that you had become a little too cooky. By this time you knew it wouldn't last, All the nice things he said
Sleeping Angel
Sleeping Angel In your bed at night I watch you sleep in peace And think how you Have changed my life For all eternity You've given to me As much as I have tried Tirelessly to impart to you A never ending spring Of love, hope, patience and fun Shared by two You've come to me In the fall of my years Yet transported me to springtime With your tiny fears Making me remember How simple life can be To a winged little angel of three Suddenly I am the focus Of your needs and desires Making me stand taller To the task and never tire So sleep my little angel, I'm here for you always You have given me the gift of Springtime and sunny path ways Dian Hall
A Child's Angel
A Child's Angel Once upon a time there was a child ready to be born. So one day he asked God: They tell me you are sending me to earth tomorrow but how am I going to live there being so small and helpless? Among the many angels, I chose one for you. She will be waiting for You and will take care of you. But tell me, here in Heaven, I don't do anything else but sing and smile, that's enough for me to be happy. Your angel will sing for you and will also smile for you every day. And you will feel your angel's love and be happy. And how am I going to be able to understand when people talk to me, if I don't know the language that men talk? Your angel will tell you the most beautiful and sweet words you will ever hear, and with much patience and care, your angel will teach you how to speak. And what am I going to do when I want to talk to you? Your angel will place your hands together and will teach you how to pray. I've heard that on
A Mother's Love
A Mother's Love There is no love, like a mother's love, no stronger bond on earth... like the precious bond that comes from God, to a mother, when she gives birth. A mother's love is forever strong, never changing for all time... and when her children need her most, a mother's love will shine. God bless these special mothers, God bless them every one... for all the tears and heartache, and for the special work they've done. When her days on earth are over, a mother's love lives on... through many generations, with God's blessings on each one. Be thankful for our mothers, for they love with a higher love... from the power God has given, and the strength from up above.
Lets Stop This From Happening
LETS KEEP THIS GOING GUYS THIS IS SOMETHING HER MOTHER WANTS IN MEMORY OF HER BABY GIRL.. -Turn your sound on too !YOU HAVE NO HEART IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS !December 4th, 2007, Jessica Sherwood had to do something no mother should ever have to do.At 2:29 pm Jessica made a very tough, but the right decision to take her little 3 month old daughter off life support In memory of little London Marie, i thought id start a little forward..Jessica had a message that i want every one to know..This is what Jessica said:"If anyone has kids, make sure that you keep them with you the whole time. Don't give then to anyone that you don't trust. Trust me, I thought that I trusted Josh. But now as of December 4, 2007 at 2:29 AM, she is gone. My one & only baby . & He is going to pay FOREVER, even if he gets out of jail scott free, he will be dead no matter what. & To all my friends that know London, I am very angry & upset that I lost the love of my life, my babygirl. She died on her three month birth
Fragile
why does your heart grow doubtful dear? tense and beating full of fear i keep with me your everlasting love and bless the day you were sent from above. you remain my angel and i feel that i must tell you that within you, you have my trust my love is the tide your soul is the shores you have my heart, do i have yours? i'll belong to you til the very end and you will forever stay as my lover and friend it has been so good like this from the start so darling please trust me with your heart.
Self Pity
Lonely is this place I have built Completely entangled inside my quilt Pushing out the laughter I so enjoy Embracing the sorrows I now employ Remaining still while time moves on Dredging up memories very long gone Keeping me safe from anything new Trapping me here away from you A trick I had learned early in life With a mind as sharp as a knife Hiding here now I am once again As I withdraw a paper and pen Thoughts tumble to paper with ink Selfish tears I shed with a blink Pitying myself I will not rest But you see, at this I am the best I see myself as I was once before When shall I learn to do this no more?
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What Victoria Means...
What Victoria Means You are very hyper. You never slow down, even when it's killing you. You're the type of person who can be a workaholic during the day... and still have the energy to party all night. Your energy is definitely a magnet for those around you. People are addicted to your vibe. You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing. You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for very long. You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start. You are very open. You communicate well, and you connect with other people easily. You are a naturally creative person. Ideas just flow from your mind. A true chameleon, you are many things at different points in your life. You are very adaptable. You are a seeker. You often find yourself restless - and you have a lot of questions
Beautiful Women
she has no special talent no special beauty mark no invention with a patent no voice of a comely lark no hourglass physique no sunbeam likened smile no lingering mystique no manicured nails to file but what she has she flaunts with the style of a fur lined stole with the chic of a runway model she flashes her beautiful soul.
Champagne, Cheese And The Yellow Brick Road
Champagne, Cheese and The Yellow Brick Road DETAILS & PHOTOS MAPS & WHAT'S NEARBYEvent Photos (close) Select photo file to upload: Add a title: Add Photos from Flickr Tag a public Flickr photo with: Your photos will appear on this event page automagically in a little while! See all 1 photos Add Photos Thursday September 25, 2008 at 6:30pm New Orleans Center for Creative Arts (NOCCA) 2800 Chartres New Orleans, Louisiana 70117 Category: Media Website: http://www.projectlazarus.net/ Price: Donation $15 Join In the Adventures of Dorothy & Her Courageous Friends All In Support of Project Lazarus!!! A Rare opportunity to View the Classic "Wizard of Oz" on the Big Screen Also Featuring Short Works By NOCCA Students "Ruby Slipper" Raffle Designs By Krewe of Muses & Participating Artists CHARACTER COSTUMES ENCOURAGED BY CHILDREN OF ALL AGES! Special Thanks To Our Generous Sponsors! The Goldring Family Foundation East Jefferson General Hosp
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So Sweet
I have imagined the beating of your heart radiant ways but were taken for a loop by your wonderful haze Although no mere abundance of words could match your beauty priceless are the moments we share in serenity Though brief are these moments we past the time expectation are left nothing short of mountains lovers climb As I know of nothing sweeter than to be right there with you indulging in what would be sultry hours of blissful view Thought these words seam to come with ease my body would be the instrument that would be used to please To massage and swelter with the night as one no part of your silkness would be left undone I have imagined the days when we would spend spend nights and perhaps we could laugh at the men in tights either way the mere presence would be delightful as long as you know your the one thats so beautiful
So Sweet
I have imagined the beating of your heart radiant ways but were taken for a loop by your wonderful haze Although no mere abundance of words could match your beauty priceless are the moments we share in serenity Though brief are these moments we past the time expectation are left nothing short of mountains lovers climb As I know of nothing sweeter than to be right there with you indulging in what would be sultry hours of blissful view Thought these words seam to come with ease my body would be the instrument that would be used to please To massage and swelter with the night as one no part of your silkness would be left undone I have imagined the days when we would spend spend nights and perhaps we could laugh at the men in tights either way the mere presence would be delightful as long as you know your the one thats so beautiful
Dream Lover
she wakes every morning with a smile on her face she felt his love in her sleep dreamed of his embrace. although shes never met his body his heart she does feel anytime she has loved before he has never felt so real there is no explanation for it not one has she loved before has never felt so real not one has she yet found but oh the feeling she gets when he is around although it may end tomorrow the memory will not fade for in her heart a life long friend she feels she has made she hopes it will last forever she prays that they do meet she dreams of the day her online love sweeps her off her feet.
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The Reaper By ~tigerwithwings
The Reaper ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Forget what you think you might have known. Because those thoughts I cannot condone. What I am and what I'm not. Life and Death my every thought. For those who live. This is the gift I give. Cut your strings and make you lifeless. The look on your face will be quite timeless. Just sit back and enjoy the ride. For the world has yet to know that you've died. Because, you see, the clocks of death have no numbers. Where time goes one often wonders. And now it seems I must be on my way. For yet again it is time to slay. But young child do not fret and fight. For death has come upon you quickly this night.
The Reaper By ~ifallgoeswrong
Ron Walker stared down the same empty street he looked down everyday, except today was different. Today he was going to kiss this dull and dreary world goodbye. His life had been nothing but boredome. Same thing every single day. There was simply no point to it. Or at least that was what he thought. Ron pulled out his knife, and placed it on the floor so that it was standing straight up. He didn't want to hang himself, that would cause some pain, and he didn't want to shoot himself in the head, too messy for the people he left behind to clean up. A quick fall on a knife would be quick, painless, and some might think of it as an accident. They would all learn soon enough. He took a deep breath and took one last glance around his house. This would be the last time he'd ever see it. His body moved forward and the knife potruded into his heart. There was a slight piercing pain, but then it was all over. There was only darkness. Then a light. A small, glorious beam of light. May
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Harvest The Music
Harvest the Music: Edwin McCain with Kevin Kinney DETAILS & PHOTOS MAPS & WHAT'S NEARBYEvent Photos (close) Select photo file to upload: Add a title: Add Photos from Flickr Tag a public Flickr photo with: Your photos will appear on this event page automagically in a little while! See all 1 photos Add Photos Thursday September 25, 2008 from 5:00pm - 7:30pm Lafayette Square 602 Camp Street New Orleans, Louisiana 70130 Category: Music Second Harvest Food Bank of Greater New Orleans and Acadiana announces its new fall concert series, Harvest the Music, to raise awareness and funds to highlight the ongoing crisis of hunger across southern Louisiana. In addition to food and drinks from local favorites, artwork and crafts from regional artists and designers will be available for purchase. Second Harvest Food Bank's Harvest the Music is made possible through the support of Chevron, the New Orleans Hornets, Winn Dixie, Entercom, the Lafayette Square Conse
*words To Live By*
Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle
*what Matters*
There comes a point in your life when you realize: who matters, who never did, who won't anymore... and who always will. So, don't worry about people from your past, there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future. Give these flowers to everyone you don't want to lose in 2008, including me, if that's what is in your heart. Try to collect 12; it's not easy!
George Takei Marries Longtime Partner
In this image released by The Rafu Shimpo, a bagpiper leads Brad Altman, second left, and actor George Takei from their wedding at the National Center for the Preservation of Democracy to a reception at the Japanese American National Museum, in the Little Tokyo section of Los Angeles, Sunday, Sept. 14, 2008. Behind Takei are fellow 'Star Trek' actors Walter Koenig, partially obscured, and Nichelle Nicols. (AP Photo/The Rafu Shimpo, Mikey Hirano Culross
Tourtured Heart
I try not to reminisce but my mind moves to fast. In my dreams I am lost in your eyes. I'm swallowed by your smile. I'm tortured by your lies. I'm tangled up in you. Whatever you have done? What spell have you cast? What game have you won? I'm tangled up in you. Reminded of your laughter Not to have forgotten your silence My heart broken with your slander. I'm tangled up in you. Warmed by your kisses Missing your skilled touch Casting pennies while making silent wishes. I'm tangled up in you. Longing for your return. Your fingers laces in between mine. When will I ever learn? I'm tangled up in you. But you have since forgotten. My posts never answered. Your heart is not wanting I'm tangled up in you. Dreaming of our future Even though you're just my memory. My heart still tortured...
Deep Desires
I didn't know it from the first time I set eyes on you but as time went by there was nothing else so true Lost was I in your gaze and found was I in your touch this love grew more each day that we clutch Even though we were later seperated by miles I never let go of your dazzling smiles I held them close to my heart as time stood still while we were apart Through the abscence of your hand holding mine my dreams always flared like a big sign Willingly looking past the misery of the day knowing my fingers would flow through your hairs sway It was the worst of times and it was the best of them as I held every moment we spent like a precious gem Ever the while knowing you might never cross my path again but I would hold onto the truth of those moments till the end
Lost Love
For five months I have waited And held all my tears But last night I let them flow I never again wanted to cry for you Because of what you did You don't deserve my tears Because of what you did I Gave up I find no hope in humanity Because of what you did I see no love in a heart I look for the corruption Because of what you did I no longer care I try not to feel I try not to cry You don't deserve my tears Because of what you did I lost the only thing that made me happy You were what got me through each day But because of what you did I don't know what to do All that is left is tears Tears that have been waiting to fall Waiting for me to break Waiting for me to admit That I miss your love But you don't deserve me Because of what you did I am now lost Alone without you or anybody else You don't deserve my tears But I still cry for you
Selena
This Song...i cant help.. but think of a certin person IN here..foolish i know.. but its true.. im not metioning ANY names.. maybe that person will clue in.. I Could Fall In Love lyrics I could lose my heart tonight If you don't turn and walk away 'Cause the way I feel I might Lose control and let you stay 'Cause I could take you in my arms And never let go I could fall in love with you I could fall in love with you I could only wonder how Touching you would make me feel But if I take that chance right now Tomorrow will you want me still? So I should keep this to myself And never let you know I could fall in love with you I could fall in love with you And I know it's not right And I guess I should try to do what I should do But I could fall in love Fall in love with you I could fall in love with you Siempre estoy soada en ti Besandos mis labios, acariciando mi piel Abrazadome con ansias locas Imaginando que me amos Cmo yo podia amar a t
Sept 21 2008 My Time Away From Fubar !!
Im really depressed more heartbroken then anything. Everything up to now has been one hell after another I havent had one piece of happiness in my life since i met james and even that went bad....im tired of being caring sweet loving friendly charisma. James left and moved to texas without even finding out for sure with a paternity test that his son is his and is just forgetting about our friendship and the fact he left me when i need him cause he is all i have and knows my situation im going threw...the one and only person that i have loved and in love with and cherished and was there for me in my life moved ans i cant take it he is leaving our friendship to be in texas around someone that left him and their engagement cause all she wanted was a child I cant take this im the only one that was there for him last 6 years i cant take anymore Im done I have decided that im going to be off fubar and myspace for a while. those of u that have my number can call me those of you that dont have
The Demon & The Pagan
You... the demon who haunts my dreams in the hours just before the dawn when shadows and shapes emerge to taunt my imagination... and desire dances like flames... I am drawn to all that you are I hear only the sound of the hunger within and the soft whisper of your call Demon\angel most favored of all the children you speak to my soul in a language both ancient and seductive. A siren's song that undulates through the air, like the waves that ebb and flow... hypnotic and soothing it washes over me in a sultry rhythm that slithers down my spine and encourages the inner unevolved spirit to be reborn Blacker than midnight hair falls across dark eyes that lie below half closed lids distorted by the pattern of long come hither lashes... at once inviting and frightening... lips full and tempting... open... hot sweet breath washes over my senses an unspoken promise of pleasure, contained within to be shared... teasing and torturous... The height... the edge of the preci
Anti-war Protesters, And Voting.
The fact is I'm sick of these mother fuckers who protest war, who have never fought or even been willing to fight in one. If you didn't vote even if you are FOR the war SHUT THE FUCK UP. You have NO right to speak. Voter turn out in the US is SAD and yet people cry and bitch about what is going on in their country. Voter turn out in 2004 was a sad 56.70% that means only 56.70% of the American population should even have a right to bitch about what is going on. In the first Democratic elections in Iraq 79.6% of eligible voters turned out, only 70% of eligible people in the US even bother to Register to vote. The age group 18-24 has the lowest registration rate of only 58%, while most protesters fall into this category, you will pick up a picket sign which has ZERO weight at all, other than getting you a blast of teargas to the face, but you wont pick your ass up off your couch watching CNN to go cast a fucking ballot that WILL make a difference. You lazy fucks. 73% of US Veterans cast
Plz Send Your Prayers And Thaughts
Many people know her,and I have been asked byher husband to relaya very sad message WET KITTY~ FANTASIA HEAD GREETER~ Wet Kitty was hospitalized in Florida 11 days ago, she was stricken by a Staff infection which moved into a condition known as Sepsis.At this point in time she is in ICU, the doctors are saying that her body is failing. Her kidneys stopped working a few days ago, as did her liver. Her brain is receiving no oxygen. After consulting with Wet Kitties Mom, the decision has been made to remove her from life support. Please leave your respects for Wet Kitty on her page, she will be missed by all who know her. Truly Madly Deeply - Savage Garden
Hi, How Are You Doing?
Hi,How are you doing? This is a problem ive been having since ive worked at target, im sure any of you who have ever worked Retail especilly as a cashire can relate.... I greet all my guests when they come to my check lane, i say Hi how are you doing today? like any normal person would....but i dont always get the normal polite responce of im doing good, im great, how are you? or something along those lines..... here are some of the responces i get on a daily basis when i greet people who come to my check stand... 1.. they just ignor me.... 2. IM FROM OREGON (and shove there licence in my face) (get this one alot) or TAX EXEMPT! 3. they try to speak spanish to me and when they reilize i dont speak spanish they get mad. 4. be quiet im on the phone! 5. GRRRRR (yes some one has accully growled at me when i greeted them) 6. No i dont want to open a target card (im required to ask when it prompts me to when they are paying) 7. i want this much on this gi
In Memory R.i.p.
IN LOVING MEMORY...YOU WILL BE MISSED !
White Night Dream
High upon a hill above the town, They gaze at early evenings hazy glow. The rumbling drums begin to pulse and sound, A rhythm born in sultry fires below. It pulses from the earths dark secret heart, It undulates and reaches toward the sun. And lovers who once found themselves apart, Are joined with kiss, entwine and become one. Their dance so pagan-drunk on this White Night, Engorged with essence from their lust distilled. Like Earth and Sun these lovers bathe in light, And on that hill their dreaming is fulfilled. The seasons heat ignites a roiling flame, And in its burning, cleanses, lovers pain.
For All The Yankee Fans!!!!
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Dirty Dirty Dirty Whores.
man. last night was my buddys bachelor party. one dude was like i know a couple strippers. one dipped out as soon as we got home. AFTER something went on in the back with my buddys old man....yeah, fucked up. the other one thought it would be swell to eat a kaleidoscope, or cornucopia rather, of pills. so shes passing out. dances for the bachelor a little bit. oh...her grill.......HOLY CHRIST ON A CROSS. her teeth were gray. her gums were a darker shade of that. it was FUCKED UP. this chick is probably just a walking disease. but my buddy had fun and thats what matters. still though. those teeth.... shit will haunt me for a LONG time.
Ike
for those that havent seen me. ike kicked our ass. didnt have power for 8 days and some home damage. we were lucky, there were alot of people worse off than us. pictures from the storm and damage will come soon.
Weekend From Hell...
Let me set the stage for you. 0630 friday morning, I wake up in agonizing pain. I figure it's my back I deal with back pain on a daily basis. It doesn't go away, I go to the doctors office. They send me to radiology to do an ultrasound of my upper GI. Turns out I have a huge gall stone in my gallbladder and have to go in for emergency surgery. (Yay) Anyway, they remove my gallbladder in a 2 hr surgery, and I'm doing much better. Not as much pain, feeling better. Stitches out next tues, jpdrain out tomorrow. I'm sorry if I worried anyone, cause I know some of you, my friends, I told what was going on. Just so you know tho...I am doing fine. Thanks for the calls and texts wishing me well. Dan
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Sugar Cat Collection!
I Am Sorry To Say
Due to my inability accrue income for the past ten days due to weather issues, I will not be able to keep my promise to appear with the Serpentarium at Beyond Vanilla this weekend. My family will still be represented by other Siblings. Please join them Friday for the midnight wrestling match and catch their shows on Saturday. I am just too fucking poor. Bottomline. Without any hope of child support while he is in the hospital, and no time alone in the apartment to work thanks to my kids school being w.o power, I am totally fucked. This sucks. I was really looking forward to it, but I would be extremely irresponsible if I just took off right now. I hate not being able to keep my volunteering commitment, but I just can NOT keep it at this time. Lv M
Gone For 2 Weeks
I just wanted to let all my friends know that I'll be gone for two weeks. Sorry I haven't been around much. But, the second of this month I found out I'm pregnant. I'm excited but, scared at the same time. I'm three months so it was a surprise. On a more sad note my grandma passed away last night. While I'm sad that she is gone. I know she is no longer in pain. So I'm leaving Tuesday after my husband gets home from work. He is staying for the funeral Wednesday but, coming back here to go to work Thursday. I'll be there for two weeks. Randy's job has a house out of town they have to work on. They will be staying there. It will take around three days. So I'll be with my family until they are done. I doubt I'll be able to get on here often. But, when I get back I'll let you all know.
Pimp Out Blog #6 zz ߵ Pmt @ Wpk
zz ߵ Pmt @ Wpk@ fubar hey people here's another pimp out blog this time it's for my cool friendd Lizzie Bunnie she's currently a t level 21 and has a long way to get to level 22 so show her some fubar loving and she'll return the love to you all rate,fan and add her if you don't have her on your friends list be sure to rate her pics and blogs and profile 10's or 11's if you're a vip on here she's an amazing friend so show her some fubar loving people from Bruce.
Far Away Love
he calls to me across the miles night winds carry his whispers they float on the breeze and through my windows falling gently upon my ears -hush- i hear him now he calls to me from the heavens glittering stars cannot compare to the sparkle of his eyes when he looks at me i am consumed by the fire i see him now he calls to me through my dreams dancing together in the shadows of my sleep where we laugh and love once again i am in his arms i feel him now he calls to me every moment of every day distance couldn't keep us apart when destiny drew us together i'll hold him for eternity as long as he keeps calling
Military Life As We Know It
AMEN!!!! GOD HOW SELFISH WE ARE SOMETIMES.... Body: Your alarm goes off; you hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes. He stays up for days on end. You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at, as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. You talk trash on your "buddies" that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls. He walks the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists. You complain about how hot it is. He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe the sweat fro
Vacation Away
I just wanted to let all my friends and family know that I'm taking a break away from fu for a while. I don't know when I'll be back but if you need or want to get in touch with me, my yim is Fireeyes197632.
Be Amazed @ Texas Music Mania's Roadhouse With Dj T-bone!
Click on above banner and come on in to the Texas Music Mania for a whole new experience!! :D See if you can have the best comic line for the evening on Wednesdays, Name that Tune on Thursdays, and so much more!! :D Hiring all staff to join our awesome team!!! Let me know if you are interested! Created by DJ Devine ~Owner @ Texas Music Mania Lounge & Lucky Hearts Chapel - Come on in... Check us out!!@ fubar
Far Away Love
as i am saying good night at the end of the day and you are not here but many miles away my heart is so empty and so lonely inside as i wipe away a tear i am trying to hide. i close my eyes and try to go to sleep but with the sadness inside i begin to weep suddenly i remember what you once said to me just meet me in the stars waiting for you i will be. when distance tends to keep us apart remember i still hold you near in my heart when the night together cant be ours just close your eyes and meet me in the stars. meet me in the stars i'll be waiting there for you with a bottle of wine and glasses for two just close your eyes and there you will see waiting in the stars just for you i will be.
Fubar's Strip Club Tags
Fubar's Strip Club Tags (there are not all only ones made last night) if your tag isn't here PM me, then give me at least 24 hrs to have it made thank you.
40k To Level Over 600 Pix
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3rd Week Games Part I
L-Kansas @ Atlanta-W W-Oakland @ Buffalo-L W-Tampa @ Chicago-L L-Houston @ Tennessee-W L-Carolina @ Minnesota-W W-Miami @ New Englind-L L-Cincinnati @ NY Giants-W L-Arizona @ Washington-W L-Detroit @ San Fransico-W L-St. Louis @ Seattle-W L-New Orleans @ Denver-W L-Pittsburgh @ Philadelphia-W W-Jacksonville @ Indianapolis-L L-Cleveland @ Baltimore-W Still Waittin' For Sun @ 5:15pm Dallas @ Green Bay Mon @ 8:30pm NY Jets @ San Diego ~P!p0~
Honor!
Whoever appeals against his fellow man Is either a fool or a coward Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both For wounded man shall say to his assalent If I live I will kill you If I die you are forgiven Such is the Rule of Honor
The Girlfriend
we have a friend living with us originally to help her get on her feet. she and i became good friends. we began talking and the conversation turned into things we like and sexual preferences. i told her that i am bi and find some women attractive. and that my husband and i were wanting a third for us. she showed interest but had never done that sort of thing so she backed away from it. although she was/is more than willing to share my husband just not involve me. being that i have been thru this situation before in my first marriage (before i was comfortable with my own sexuality), and still insecure; i approached both of them and said they could be with each other so long as i knew when and what they were doing. the first time neither one said anything so i stopped it. but then we talked and i set some ground rules. above all honesty and truth. and i need to know pretty much when it happens not hours or days later. they agreed. oh yeah, and gotta wear protection. not to mention the wi
Mommy-isms
A recent conversation I had with my mother: Aurelia: I hate getting old. Mom: Just wait till you get to my age. Mom: I'm sixty years old. Aurelia: Mom! I'm half way there! Mom: *GASP* You're thirty??!! HA. I love my mommy. -REL
A New Story
I walk into the office and greet everyone as usually. I make the turn to get to my cubicle and I see her Jennie. Jennie is an older woman (mid 50s) that works in my office. She has average looks, lovely DD breast (Im a breast man), and this air of sexuality about her that drives me crazy. I hurry and drop my bag at my desk and check and see if the coast is clear before I sneak over to Jennies desk. We have this thing where I give her a hug and kiss almost every day. She often complains if I miss a day. I know to some this may sound boring, but every time I give Jennie a hug I get engulfed in her intoxicating smell, and get the chance of sneaking a feel of her oh so lovely breast. So I sneak to her desk and give her, her daily hug and kiss, and at the same time copping my usual feel. On this particular day the office cleared out earlier then usual which left me and Jennie in the office all alone. Me be the horny young man that I am (mid 30s), I prance over the Jennies desk and
6k To Level
T.R.STARR - SLAYER@ fubar
Lsu Tiger Football
ONCE AGAIN THE LSU TIGERS ARE ON TOP OF THEIR CONFERENCE AND SHOULD BE #1 IN THE COUNTRY,I MEAN,THEY ARE THE DEFENDING NATIONAL CHAMPIONS!!!!!WELL,A LACK OF RESPECT FOR LSU WILL BE A PRIME MOTIVATOR IN US RUNNING THE TABLE AND THEN BEATING WHOEVER SHOWS UP AGAINST US IN THIS YEARS CHAMPIONSHIP GAME.USC,OKLAHOMA,TEXAS,WHOTHEFUCKEVER!!!!!!!!!!WE WILL BE REPEAT CHAMPIONS AND IF YOU ARE NOT AN LSU FAN,OH WELL,GET USE TO THE PURPLE AND GOLD RULING COLLEGE FOOTBALL FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE!DID YOU SEE HOW WF CAME BACK AND WON AT AUBURN LAST NIGHT?OUR QB LEE CAME OF AGE IN THE SECOND HALF AND IF HE CAN PLAY LIKE THAT EVERY GAME,OOPS,WE'LL DO IT AGAIN!!!!.......WELL,NO NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP FOR US THIS YEAR,WE ACTUALLY VERY NEARLY SUCK,BUT IT'S JUST A NEW QB AND LOSING OUR DEFENSIVE CORDINATOR THIS YEAR,SO NEXT YEAR WILL BE BETTER...I HOPE!!GO LSU,I STILL LOVE YOU!!
Men Are Stupid, Stupid, Creatures
Fresh from the shower, a friend of mine's wife stood in front of the mirror complaining to him that her breasts were too small. Instead of characteristically telling her it was not so, he uncharacteristically came up with a suggestion. 'If you want your breasts to grow, he told her, then everyday take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.' Willing to try anything, she fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. 'How long will this take?', she asked. 'They will grow larger over a period of years', he replied. Puzzled, she stopped rubbing and asked, 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts bigger over the years?' Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your butt, didn't it?' My friend is still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again. Stupid, stupid, man.
Steel
Today I heard steel in your voice. I felt it in the air. Today Steel ran through my veins and threatened to harden me. Today I noticed that the rose you gave to me was not the only rose in the world. I saw that there are more, and that what we have is not the only gardener that grows them. Today I needed you, and you were not there. Today I noticed that it is my fault. Today I saw that sleep brings not rest, but sorrow. Today, I will not only remember the steel I heard and saw. I will feel it.
Magick Music Making Muse
He is my essence. My soul in another. My creative drive. My love. Everything that comes out of me now is him. Everything I see, touch, feel, project. It is no longer art. It is an extension of my love.
Giveaway
im givin away fubux if u wanna know more then hit me up & on another note im cleanin up my friendz list yes thats rite im deletin ppl if u dont like it then delete yourself if u wanna stay say so now or your loss i really dont care have nice day everyone
Dragons, Princes, And Crayons
My life has been a virtual rollercoaster. Full of rises and falls. Of upheavals and remodels. Of crowds and loneliness. Of silence and screams. I have hurt, healed, and learned. Bled. And cried. Laughed. And now I feel, It's crazy. I love it. The dragons in past are really Princes. Pointing me on my way to happieness. Here's to new boxes of crayons. And the colors they paint my world with.
Sexual Fetishism
Sexual fetishism, or erotic fetishism, is the sexual attraction to materials and objects not conventionally viewed as being sexual in nature; the term was first introduced by Alfred Binet, the psychologist better known for inventing IQ testing. Fetishism is diagnosable as a paraphilia in the DSM and the ICD, but only if the fetish causes significant distress for the person or has detrimental effects on important areas of his or her life. Many people embrace their fetishes rather than seek treatment to attempt to be rid of them. Body parts may also be the subject of sexual fetishes (also known as partialism) in which the body part preferred by the fetishist takes a sexual precedence over the owner. Sexual fetishism may be regarded as a disorder of sexual preference, or as an enhancing element to a relationship. In a review of the files of all cases over a 20 year period who met criteria for an non-transvestic fetishes in a teaching hospital, 48 cases were identified, and the objects
Newbie
ok i am new to all this here so if someone can help me out i would much appreciate it
Black Writing On White Walls
One should be able to see into the soul of a loved one. To read his heart like bold black letters upon alibaster walls. I seem to lack this talent. To me, it is written in the palest of greys almost transparent upon white parchment. Sometimes, if the light of the day is strong, I am able to make some sense out of the chaos. Only to find that the writing is in another language, one unknown to me. Am I blind to the prose of my love's heart? Or does he refuse to write? One can easily decipher the rants of my soul, for they are splashed in red graffiti, like blood, on the walls of my prison. One only needs to enter with a willingness to read...
Hiya....
My first blog.... ever!!! Believe it or not... Well here goes, some personal history... I was born in the Napa Valley in California, and when I was 10, my parents were forced to move to a little place called Tooele Utah.. that is pronounced too elll ahh... 33 miles Nevada side of Salt Lake City. Just after President Kennedy was killed, we were moved to Huntsville Alabama. I still have some of the Southern draw in my speech, and some ladies actually like hearing it. But, in my last two weeks of High School, we were moved to Warren Michigan, just north of Detroit. Gee this is fun... detroit riots in 1968!!!! Uncle Sam decided he wanted me, and I was drafted into the Army in 1969, spent a year in Vietnam from 1970 to 1971, was in Desert Storm in 91, and was even in the Post Office in Royal Oak Michigan on November 14th during the tragic shooting where 5 people lost their lives. I have seen enough crap and violence in my life. Not only two wars and the shooting, but I foun
From The Bulletin Board, How Sad :(
Many people know her,and I have been asked byher husband to relaya very sad messageWET KITTY~ FANTASIA HEAD GREETER~Wet Kitty was hospitalized in Florida 11 days ago, she was stricken by a Staff infection which moved into a condition known as Sepsis.At this point in time she is in ICU, the doctors are saying that her body is failing. Her kidneys stopped working a few days ago, as did her liver. Her brain is receiving no oxygen. After consulting with Wet Kitties Mom, the decision has been made to remove her from life support.Please leave your respects for Wet Kitty on her page, she will be missed by all who know her.
Picture Marked As Nsfw
One of my pictures was marked as NSFW.This pic was of me kissing a girl. My thing bout that is,dont that count as prejudice. Im bisexual and yes I kissed girls,so what. Markng this pic makes me wonder what this site thinks bout gays,lesbians,bisexuals,whatever. It was a clean pic,no nudity or nothing but yet it was marked. You would think that this day in age,kissing the same sex would be not frowned at,but I guess this site is diff.Wonder what else this site frowns at,mixed couples? If so might as mark my pics with my bf cuz we r a mixed race couple. Some people need to grow up and realize that more and more things r execpted in society now. Marking the pic of me kissing a girl should not of been marked.
Im Here!!!!!!!!!!!!
hey everyone :) Just wanted to let everyone know that I am here in North Carolina finally. My flight was a good one, and over all trip was pretty uneventful and safe :) *hugs* to those of you that have sent messages to me saying you miss me. I really miss you all too but I have to let you all know that I will not be online much until I find myself a job/car and get myself set up on what I need to get in order here in NC. Ill try to peek in from time to time and check on messages but please dont take offense if i dont respond right away. I have to get my stuff straight before I can play on fu :P~ Luv ya'll!!!! Desi
I'm Still New Here
I signed up to this a long time ago but haven't been online in ages. I can see how this place is fun but I'm having a lot of difficulty navigating my way around, so if you send me a message or a drink I may take a while to respond to it. So be patient. And I don't want any pervy guys pm'ing me asking for nude pics or telling me about your massive cock, I'll just ignore you if you do!
Get Involved
We all need to get involved to put an end to child abuse
The Dance
The wind was cold and biting. The sand soft beneath our feet. The stars sparkled above. There was noone else on the beach that night just two crazy 19 yr olds enjoying thier first date. We walked slowly away from the water tryin to put the wind at our backs. As we walked we talked, so many years ago I don't recall the conversation. It was so cold, so you pulled me into your arms and what started as a hug turned into a slow dance. A dance that lasted only a short time but the memories remain forever. As the stars twinkled we fell into the slow rythem of nothing but the sound of the waves and wind.
Pj Harvey ~ Long Snake Moan , Live :(
Echo And The Bunnymen ~ The Back Of Love
Why
Why is it when I think everything is starting to work out for me that something has to come along and complicate shit? I have a good guy now, hes good to me and my daughter even if there are times when I wonder what the truth really is...but then again thats probably just my paranoia kicking in like always. Things are going really good with him. And then my ex has to walk back into my life and tell me how he really feels. When the whole reason I left him was cuz I didnt think he was serious about us.... Now Im not going to leave my man for him but it still hurts. I mean I really did like him but I couldnt handle not knowing the truth when he was so far away. And now that he says how he feels its too late. Then to make things ever worse, the one guy I was trying to hold a friendship with even though his family hates me has once again started his bullshit with me. Trying to blame me for his marriage failing. When I had nothing to do with it. I may not have liked the fact t
Ever Get A Song Stuck In Your Head??
here's what's been stuck in mine since i woke up hahaha Lyrics | Dear Maria, Count Me In lyrics
Pictures Of You-the Cure
I've been looking so long at these pictures of you That I almost believe that they're real I've been living so long with my pictures of you That I almost believe that the pictures are All I can feel Remembering You standing quiet in the rain As I ran to your heart to be near And we kissed as the sky fell in Holding you close How I always held close in your fear Remembering You running soft through the night You were bigger and brighter and wider than snow And screamed at the make-believe Screamed at the sky And you finally found all your courage To let it all go Remembering You fallen into my arms Crying for the death of your heart You were stone white So delicate Lost in the cold You were always so lost in the dark Remembering You how you used to be Slow drowned You were angels So much more than everything Hold for the last time then slip away quietly Open my eyes But I never see anything If only I'd thought of the right words I could have held
How I Get Their Attention...
You Are a Tiny Tease You like to flirt and show off your body, but what confident woman doesn't. You enjoy male attention, and you're usually pretty good at not leading men on. However, there are times when you get carried away with your sexy behavior. It's okay to use your amazing flirting powers for good - but never for evil! Do Men Think You're You A Tease? You Are a Coy Flirt You may not seem like you're flirting, but you know exactly what you're doing. You draw people in, very calculatingly, without them even knowing. Subtle and understated, you know how to best leverage your sex appeal. A sexy enigma, you easily become an object of obsession. What Kind of Flirt Are You?
2400 To Level
~Jenna~@ fubar
Lovesong-the Cure
Whenever I'm alone with you You make me feel like I am home again Whenever I'm alone with you You make me feel like I am whole again Whenever I'm alone with you You make me feel like I am young again Whenever I'm alone with you You make me feel like I am fun again However far away I will always love you However long I stay I will always love you Whatever words I say I will always love you I will always love you Whenever I'm alone with you You make me feel like I am free again Whenever I'm alone with you You make me feel like I am clean again However far away I will always love you However long I stay I will always love you Whatever words I say I will always love you I will always love you Dedicated to my baby!
Wanting To Scream
so since my band dissolved back in july i've not gotten to really keep my voice up to par for screaming. and it sucks cuz i really want to just let loose and howl like a mad man. i think it'd make me feel alot better about everything. one of the downsides to being a vocalist, is that there always seems to be more "singers" than bands....and of coarse the number of decent vocalists are limited...but we have to contend with a number of suck ass ones. it's a little frustrating to have all this pent up aggression and no way to vent it. i scream in a band and write angry/spiteful lyrics. that's how i vent. and lately i've been wanting to just roar like a caged animal and scare the fuck outta everyone. it's hard to practice screaming when you live with other people, and don't have a car of your own to just drive around and scream along to the music as you drive....i miss being able to do that.
For Me From Some Awesome Women
***Happy Fuversary 2 MsCharlotte!!*** Stop by and Show lots of love to her!!She is an amazing friend to have!!f/r/a her if you havent yet!Spank her page real hard with lots of rates!comments!and gifts!! and dont forget bout that shiny Cha bling blingggggggggggggg!!!! MsCharlotte2U!~No Rate No Add~@ fubar Charlotte is one of the sweetest gyrlys i know on fu!!She's Honest!True!Real! and has a heart of gold! Show her the love she deserves!! This pimpout was brought to you by.......... �☆ wh mk m x W ߥ xv☆ &Thisisnot☆@ fubar With Lots of Love and respect also from..... Hard 2 Handle ~ La*La's FuWife~ **Can't Be Owned**@ fubar T_ owns ~~>☆Wonder_Woman☆♥ s her Suggadaddy@ fubar Umbrella (feat. Jay-Z) -
I'm Like A Strawberry
You Are a Strawberry Daiquiri You're a fun, playful drinker who loves to party. You may get totally wasted, but you're always a happy drunk! What Mixed Drink Are You?
Can I Get Closer To Leveling Before My Birthday
I was helped so much leveling to Godmother but I have not been able to get closer to the next level.. So with all my friends that I have I want to see how close I can come to leveling before my Birthday on Thursday the 25th All the love will be returned...
Because Animals Can't Make Chocolate Milk
Click the link. If you dare. If you care. If you have a soul. Watch the ENTIRE thing. EARTHLINGS "We enter as Lords of the earth bearing stranger powers of terror and mercy alike..but Human beings should love animals as the knowing love the innocent, and the strong love the vulnerable. When we wince at the suffering of animals, that feeling speaks well of us even when we ignore it, and those who dismiss love for our fellow creatures as mere sentimentality, overlook a good and important part of our humanity. But it takes nothing away from a human to be kind to an animal. And it is actually within us to grant them a happy lifeand a long one." I need to make more changes as well. -REL
5,000 To Level
☠Staind With Ink ☠@ fubar
2 Chances To Own Me Or Win A Lingerie Salute!
I'M BACK UP FOR AUCTION!!! NOT ONCE, BUT TWICE!!! 1ST TIME EVER, YOU HAVE 2 CHANCES TO OWN ME! PLUS, BID TO WIN A SFW LINGERIE SALUTE FROM ME TOO! COME ON OVER AND BID, BID, BID ME UP AND TAKE YOUR CHANCE AT WINNING ME! DONT PASS UP THIS AWESOME OPPORTUNITY!!! I DONT GO UP FOR AUCTION OFTEN SO NOW IS YOUR CHANCE! I WONDER WHO MY NEXT LUCKY FU-OWNER WILL BE? OR WHO WILL WIN A LINGERIE SFW SALUTE FROM ME? WILL IT BE YOU??? I CAN HARDLY WAIT TO FIND OUT! GOOD LUCK! AUCTION #1: THIS AUCTION IS OPEN TO BIDS OF FUBUCKS, GIFTS OR ANY COMBINATION THEREOF! BID TO WIN A SFW LINGERIE SALUTE: AUCTION #2: THIS IS A GIFTS ONLY AUCTION!!! NO FUBUCKS!
Tight Cherry
Your Adult Film Star Name Is... Tight Cherry What's Your Adult Film Star Name?
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My Thoughts... (real Blog)
1:31pm Not that any of my posts aren't normally real, I just decided I'd take some time to type it all out. I've had a pretty ok year. It was a bit better than others, but the difference is I'm single. Oh, and another thing, I have a crush on one of my friends, but he lives super far away. I've been talking to him for over a year now. Or maybe it's barely been a year? I'm not too sure. It's been a long time, that's for sure. Anywho, I truly have a crush on him. He knows it too. It's a mutual feeling. Anyway, I've been at my job with a law firm for about 5 months now. Time surely flew by. Oh well... I still feel out of place at the job, but hey I'm thankful to have one even with the drained economy. I've had a lot of time to think, and I spent some time trying to re-evaluate my thoughts and my feelings about things in my life. I decided that I was going to change many things, which I have changed. Little by little, everyone will. Everyone meaning all the good

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