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Total Hotties..meet The Kkgs
Meet CK2's Kandy Kiss Girls!!!!! *alwayspinknblack*Greeter @CK2 & KKG***FFM***@ fubar ★TX Best Barbie★ KKG ★ CK2FM ★@ fubar BarbieEK >KandyKissGirl< -CK2Promoter-@ fubar Butterfly KKG and Promoter For C2K@ fubar *~*Candy*~*KKG/Promoter/Greeter @ CK2*~*Best Lounge On Fubar*~*Love To All The CK2 Staff & Members*~@ fubar

Hotties!
Meet CK2's Kandy Kiss Girls!!!!! *alwayspinknblack*Greeter @CK2 & KKG***FFM***@ fubar ★TX Best Barbie★ KKG ★ CK2FM ★@ fubar BarbieEK >KandyKissGirl< -CK2Promoter-@ fubar Butterfly KKG and Promoter For C2K@ fubar *~*Candy*~*KKG/Promoter/Greeter @ CK2*~*Best Lounge On Fubar*~*Love To All The CK2 Staff & Members*~@ fubar

Ck2 Hotties - Made By Sweets - Kkg October
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With The Man Who Sold The World
we passed upon the stair, we spoke in was and when although i wasn't there, he said i was his friend which came as some surprise i spoke into his eyes i thought you died alone, a long long time ago oh no, not me we never lost control you're face to face with the man who sold the world i laughed and shook his hand, and made my way back home i searched for form and land, years and years i roamed i gazed a gazley stare, we walked a millions hills i must have died alone, a long long time ago who knows not me i never lost control you're face to face with the man who sold the world ... david bowie

Caa #32
This one hits close to home. A friend of mine alerted me that her friend needs special immediate prayers. It is someone I know also. So please, extra special prayers, angel power and especially lots, and lots of angel love for strength. Doc

Stupidy
I've been thinking a lot about this latest fiasco in the world of finance and how it impacts us all and the ways in which our elected officials are planning on handling it. It seems that our government is going to buy up to 700 billion dollars in bad debt, debt that some of the foremost and (self-proclaimed) most trusted, smartest investment, banking and insurance companies have managed to collect and spread throughout the entire financial system. Basically bankrupting the country and, in one single act of stupidity, doubling our national debt. According to the latest projections, every man, woman and child in this country has just been handed a bill for 2,300,00. Whether or not you wanted to play, you just anted up. And the Chinese (who most of this "bail out" money will be borrowed from) could not be happier. To add further insult to this Department of Justice and SEC officials have stated that the "Geniuses" that arranged this house of cards have done nothing illegal and th

My Dirty Poem
I wrote this in 1988, sitting in a cubicle in a Navy electricity/electronics school in Great Lakes, Illinois. I should have been studying, but who has time for national security when you have a bunch of dirty thoughts running through your mind? Most of you who know me have heard it at one drunken time or another. As I lay snuggling in my bed, on sheets as cold as ice. My lips were blue, my ass was red, and active were the lice. Which chewed and gnawed, upon my rod, and also on my balls. Despite my cries, they bit my thighs, and anus cheeks and walls. So I got up and did shampoo, my reddened pubic thatch. It didn't help, my nuts were blue, and eggs began to hatch, upon the sores that once were pores, but now were just abrasions. So my poor nuts, all filled with cuts, began to look like raisins. So I declared I'd never fuck, without the right protection. I wouldn't chance, or press my luck, and risk a worse infection. The time was here to mak

The Soldier Left Behind..
Here's something I wrote in an effort to let out some frustration.. : The Soldier Left Behind Did you know that you've left your brother behind? How can this be true you ask? Just stop and think. Who have you not seen or heard from or about? Where can he be? What is the story? Is he okay? Where can he be? Has he walked right by you and you didn't even see him? Who is it that you're missing? The one who has been left behind. Did he come back home with you or get lost in transit? Or did he just get left behind? He's usually kind of quiet. And tends to mind his own business. He doesn't always hang out with the crowd, but he was always there right by your side. Who have you left behind? Who does his job, yet you hardly ever see? Who is it that is missing? This brother that is in need... So have you figured it out yet? Who it is that you've left behind? The army has let him down. His fellow brothers in arms have let him down. I thought that the military would ha

She
Sometimes when she falls.... Sadness radiates from her every pore, except for the area where the dimples of her smile lay. There lays a pain masked by years of repression and forced doubt. A pain that begs to be stopped, but is kept on, due to not knowing any alternative action. Her eyes are heavy with every smiled turned to lie, and her face contorts between motions to reveal a hell known by no man, but by this one woman. The tears she cries in silence are dry and unnoticeable. The sighs she lets out are as loud as screams and as absent as oxygen in a vacuum. She lives to decide the next moment, hoping that in some way, the next moment will somehow decide her. She never really embraces anyone, and or really lets them go. If you're in her life you're probably there for the rest of it, whether you intend to be, or not. Or even if you're aware of it. But all she knows is horror. All she feels is pain. All she'll ever ask for is an hello. And all she'll ever expect is goo

The Taser
Just try reading this without laughing till you cry!!! Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety....?? WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. AWESOME!!! Unfortu

Curtain Rods
CURTAIN RODS----PRICELESS She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candle-light, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of spring-water. When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days.Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything; cleaning, mopping and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steam cleaned. Air fresheners were hung ev

Buttocks
Buttocks A married couple was in a terrible accident where the Man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the Husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body Because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate Some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body That the doctor felt was suitable would have to come From her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After All, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his Friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful Beauty! One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?"

Sleep.
I drift up out of slumber...on my back, in my bed...you are laying on my chest, straddling my hips, your breath deep and regular. Oh my god, my cock! It throbs! I remember now, falling asleep still embedded in you, your sobs of lust giving way to quiet moans of contentment, my cock softening, snug and warm inside your cunt, having just drained its copious load into you. Now I awake some time later, apparently, with my cock so hard it's uncomfortable! Throbbing inside that nasty cunt of yours, which drips its own juices around me. Grasping me. Stretching to fit. Even asleep, your cunt knows it's time to be used, and is ready. Waiting. Gently I reach up and hold you in my arms, one hand softly cupping your head on my shoulder, the other around your waist. Sliding down to caress an ass cheek. Such a gorgeous, round, slutty ass cheek. I hold it and slowly start to thrust into you. A tiny questioning maon escapes your lips, your breathing catches slightly as I stroke your cheek...Your cu

Amen!!!!
Since the Pledge of Allegiance and The Lord's Prayer are not allowed in most public schools anymore because the word "God" is mentioned.... Now I sit me down in school Where praying is against the rule For this great nation under God Finds mention of Him very odd. If Scripture now the class recites, It violates the Bill of Rights. And anytime my head I bow Becomes a Federal matter now. Our hair can be purple, orange or green, That's no offense; it's a freedom scene. The law is specific, the law is precise. Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice. For praying in a public hall Might offend someone with no faith at all. In silence alone we must meditate, God's name is prohibited by the state. We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks, And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks. They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible. To quote the Good Book makes me liable. We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen, And the 'unwed daddy,

The Difference ...oil Change..lol
Oil Change instructions for Women: 1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change. 2) Drink a cup of coffee 3) 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle. Money spent: Oil Change: $20.00 Coffee: $1.00 Total: $21.00 Oil Change instructions for Men: 1) Wait until Saturday, drive to auto parts store and buy a case of oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree, write a check for $50.00. 2) Stop by 7/11 and buy a case of beer, write a check for $20, drive home. 3) Open a beer and drink it. 4) Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands. 5) Find jack stands under kid's pedal car. 6) In frustration, open another beer and drink it. 7) Place drain pan under engine. 8) Look for 9/16 box end wrench. 9) Give up and use crescent wrench. 10) Unscrew drain plug. 11) Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil: splash hot oil on you in process. Cuss. 12) Crawl out from under car

True Friendship..lol
Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- just the stone cold truth of our friendship. 1 When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have. 8. When you fall -

Mating
Mommy Longlegs A father watched His young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled As he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears Formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of Nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and Stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had Captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders Mating. 'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked. 'They're mating,' her father replied. 'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked. 'That's a Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered. 'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked. As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question He replied, 'No dear, both of them are Daddy Longlegs.' The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then Took her foot and stomped them flat, saying, "Well, we're not having A

Mr And Mrs Fenton
Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired, and Mrs. Fenton insists her husband go with her to Wal-Mart. He gets so bored with all the shopping trips. He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Fenton loves to browse. One day Mrs. Fenton gets this letter from Wal-Mart: Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban both of you from our stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. All complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below. Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was shopping in Wal-Mart: 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s carts when they weren’t looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies rest rooms. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official ton

Who's Got Ur Back
I am a small and precious child, my dad's been sent to fight. The only place I'll see his face, is in my dreams at night. He will be gone too many days for my young mind to keep track. I may be sad, but I am proud. My daddy's got your back. I am a caring mother. My son has gone to war. My mind is filled with worries that I have never known before. Everyday I try to keep my thoughts from turning black. I may be scared, but I am proud. My son has got your back. I am a strong and loving wife, with a husband soon to go. There are times I'm terrified in a way most never know. I bite my lip, and force a smile as I watch my husband pack. My heart may break, but I am proud. My husband has got your back. I am a soldier, serving proudly, standing tall. I fight for freedom, yours and mine by answering this call. I do my job while knowing, the thanks it sometimes lacks. Say a prayer that I'll come home and remember who's got your back.

Lost
Lost in a world, that scares me to death, Lost in a crowd I’m losing my breath, Lost as a kid, lost as an adult I feel everything is falling apart and its my fault Lost as a person, cant find my way Lost in life every day, Lost in worry Who am I? I’ve lived a Lie Lost to Kindness, Lost to Love Lost in the sky, Like a lonely dove Lost in thought which I shouldn’t do It Winds me up, I can’t get through Lost to comfort all kind words Lost to advice that isn’t heard Lost to those who really care? All these people always there Lost in Me, I need a break Lost in wonder which road should I take? Lost in a place I don’t know well Where are you now? There’s no one to tell Lost here all alone To break these walls Lost in mind Lost in soul Lost memories, there just a hole Lost family, lost my place Still yet I’m full of hate Lost in boredom think I’ll leave There’s a lot in life I need to achieve

Monsters And The Weak
The sun beat like a hammer, not a cloud was in the sky. The mid-day air ran thick with dust, my throat was parched and dry. With microphone clutched tight in hand and cameraman in tow, I ducked beneath a fallen roof, surprised to hear "stay low." My eyes blinked several times before in shadow I could see, the figure stretched across the rubble, steps away from me. He wore a cloak of burlap strips, all shades of grey and brown, that hung in tatters till he seemed to melt into the ground. He never turned his head or took his eye from off the scope, but pointed through the broken wall and down the rocky slope. "About eight hundred yards," he said, his whispered words concise, "beneath the baggy jacket he is wearing a device." A chill ran up my spine despite the swelter of the heat, "You think he's gonna set it off along the crowded street?" The sniper gave a weary sigh and said "I wouldn't doubt it," "unless there's something this o

Deven Deadly Sind Murahhhaa
WICKED! GREEN! The WICKED GREEN finger of greed, Greed not man nor woman, Greed not human at all, Greed not beast either, To be fair Greed cannot be a demon, Greed is nothing more than an abomonation, A mistake, A Poison, A sludge, Its the PURE essance of garabage, Greed does more than take, Greed does more than take ample, Greed takes to the point that others don't just not have, But others don't even know what it is to have, Greed consums, Greed engulfs, Greed truly feeds off the failure of others, To have is to have, To want is to want, To need is to need, But Greed is to have and want, to the point were it is a Need, The Horns on greed, Long, Crooked, Curvy, Dirty, Foul, Horrid horns, The horn of one who has what is needed and wants more, A coin, A simple gold peice, Dropped on the floor, Makes a large mushroom cloud, A massive amount of fallout, In the eyes of Greed, Greeds assistant Gluttony thinks much alike, Envy and Luster want Greeds he

A Woman
A says Woman is attractive flower B says Woman is beautiful gift C says Woman is great source of comfort D says woman has a sweet dialect E says Eastern or western, woman is the worthy F says woman is central figure of family G says woman always glitters with the rays of her partner H says woman has holy spirits I says woman has basic institution in her lap J says woman is a full of joy K says woman is head of kisses L says woman is lovely thing M says woman is symbol of modesty N says nails increase the beauty of woman O says woman is an pretty ornament P says woman is princess Q says woman is queen R says woman is rare gift S says woman is a main source of survival the human being T says woman has true spirits of love U says woman is an peaceful umbrella V says woman is valley of love W says woman is wafer X says woman has sweet kisses Y says woman is your jewellary z says woman has great zeal

I Found It!!!
Weeeeee!!! I found my camera battery charger! Wahoo!! It was under a stupid box of wires! Yay me!!! Only took me a couple weeks!! Today, I went to that camera store to return that first charger I got, cause he sold me the wrong one. I didn't think I would get my money back but I did. Yay!! He didn't have one that I was looking for. I even went to 3 other stores!! No luck. At least I found it!! So happy! It's charging now.... Now I can do more youtube videos ha ha. We grannynapped Shirley today while they did pest control at her home. It was sooo nasty. She had a bunch of fleas all over her shirt and hair. YUCK! Didn't want to take her to our house like planned, so we took her out to eat at Wendy's and took her to see a movie. Saw Ghost Town which wasn't too bad. Was gonna go bowling, but Rich is passed out on the couch and I'm gonna let him sleep.

Wow The Nerve Of Ppl...
Well Well.. listen to this.. PukinDog143 was rating my pics.. so I went to his profile and rated his profile like always.. And he comes to me sayin Hmmm you can't rate.. I was like I will after this movie.. he says some shit like eastern time and I have to rate cause of the time and contests are over.. never heard of that before.. and then gets all bitchy with me sayin I should show him more repect.. Umm whatever... I don't even know this guy so i blocked him then he comes back sayin hes going to make a blog about me.. pls who cares......who the hell cares...LMAO Oh yeah.. he is under PukinDog143 and Trickdaddy...hehe

Sadist
Of laughter, I know little Except the smiles in your eyes. My own joy was there When you were happy. But oh so many times, In return for the joy I tried so hard to foster, You would turn And mock my efforts, Call me a fool, Laugh at me. Was that your pleasure? That was my pain. Your laughter, My tears.

Hate Anger Blahs
just FUCKKKKKKKKK I try so hard to please you, But everything I do Just makes a bigger mess of things, And sometimes I hurt you. I want to do my best with you. Instead I do my worst. The things I shouldn't bother with I manage to put first. I guess that I just care too much, Whenever you are near. Although you're always gentle So there's nothing there to fear, But since you mean so much to me I guess I'll always try, But botch up everything instead Until the day I die.

To Be A Friend!!!
Friendship needs no studied phrases, polished face, or winning wiles; Friendship deals no lavish praises, Friendship dons no surface smiles. Friendship follows Nature's diction, Shuns the blandishment of Art, Boldly severs truth from fiction, Speaks the language of the heart. Friendship favors no condition, Scorns a narrow minded creed, Lovingly fulfills its mission, Be it word or be it deed. Friendship cheers the faint and weary, Makes the timid spirit brave, warns the erring, lights the dreary, Smooths the passage to the grave. Friendship- pure, unselfish friendship, All through life's alloted span, Nurtures, strengthens, widens, lengthens, Man's relationship with man...

For Those Mercer County, Nj Friends!
For those Mercer County, NJ friends! Current mood: amused You know you grew up in Hamilton if... 1. You remember The Parfait House on Rt. 33. 2. At some point in high school, you worked somewhere on Rt. 33. Bonus points if it was at the Roy Rogers (now Applebee’s). 3. You know the Big Tree in the middle of Quakerbridge Road, and it doesn’t impress you anymore. 4. You remember when they had a movie theatre at the Quakerbridge Mall across from Space Port. 5. You run into old teachers when you go drinking at Bill’s Olde Tavern and it freaks you out every time. 6. You went on at least one date to the Golden Dawn. 7. You used to buy your school clothes at Clover and now it’s some fancy gym that you can’t really afford. 8. You went on a school trip to Safety Town by the Hamilton Police Station and you remember it like it was yesterday. 9. You know of at least five places to get a good pork roll sandwich, and you know at least five places

You Know Your From Jersey....
You know your from Jersey.... Yes I am a Jersey Girl and forever will be!!! Current mood: amused You Know You're from New Jersey When... ...you recognize or can relate to at least 10 of these: * You've been seriously injured at Action Park. * You know that the only people who call it "Joisey" are from New York (usually The Bronx) or Texas. * You don't think of citrus when people mention "The Oranges." * You know that it's called "Great Adventure," not "Six Flags." * You've ordered a hard roll with butter for breakfast. * You've known the way to Seaside Heights since you were seven. * You've eaten at a diner, when you were stoned or drunk, at 3 am. * Whenever you park, there's a Camaro within three spots of you. * You remember that the "Two Guys" were from Harrison. * You know that the state isn't one big oil refinery. * At least three people in your family still love Bruce Springsteen, and you know what town Jon Bon Jovi is from. * You know what a "jug handle" i

Economic Recovery Plan
Economic Recovery Plan Hi Pals, Iâ€™m against the $85,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG. These People put us in this position in the 1st place because of there Greed Instead, Iâ€™m in favor of giving $85,000,000,000 to America in a We Deserve It Dividend. To make the math simple, letâ€™s assume there are 200,000,000 bonafide U.S. Citizens 18+. Our population is about 301,000,000 counting every man, woman and child. So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up.. So divide 200 million adults 18+ into $85 billon that equals $425,000.00. My plan is to give $425,000 to every person 18+ as a We Deserve It Dividend. Of course, it would NOT be tax free. So letâ€™s assume a tax rate of 30%. Every individual 18+ has to pay $127,500.00 in taxes. That sends $25,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam. But it means that every adult 18+ has $297,500.00 in their pocket. A husband and wife has $595,000.00. What

911 System Down
IF YOU ARE LOCATED IN BERRIEN COUNTY MICHIGAN. MORE SO NEARBY THE BUCHANAN AREA THE 911 SYSTEM IS DOWN THEY ARE TRYING TO FIND THE PROBLEM! THE FOOLS MUST HAVE HIT THE CABLE LINE NEARBY WHILE DOING CONSTRUCTION. THIS NOT ONLY IS EFFECTING THE 911 CALLS BUT YOU CAN ONLY MAKE LAND LINE TO LAND LINE CALLS AND CELL TO CELL CALLS. WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO CALLING UDIG BEFORE DIGGING? THE PROBLEM LIES BETWEEN BUCHANAN AND THREE OAKS. WITH ANY LUCK IT SHOULD BE BACK UP BY MIDNIGHT ACCORDING TO THE NEWS IF YOU ARE IN THIS AREA AND UNABLE TO DIAL 911 YOU CAN DIAL 695-5120 TO GET HELP!!!

Team 1 Fu-angels , Sugar N Spice Just Got Her Halo!!!
ARE THERE ANY ANGELS OUT THERE...HIT ME - HEART OF FIRE UP AND THEN FAN, ADD, AND RATE THESE ANGEL'S TO BECOME ONE OF THEM.LET'S KEEP IT GOING SO WE CAN ALL GET GOOD FRIENDS....ALSO, NO YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE NO GODFATHER OR BE PAST A CERTAIN LEVAL TO BE AND ANGEL. THIS IS JUST TO MAKE GOOD FRIENDS...REMEMBER TO FAN ADD AND RATE ME AS WELL LOL!!! "Heart of Fire" HOME OF THE FU-ANGEL'S~Co of E.D.F.B.~ Club FAR~I HOOK UP THE PIC'S ~?PH3NOM3N@L UNBR3@K@BL3 M3?~ ?Thyckie Thyck? Club FAR ? The CoCo Diva (SpritLeveler) CaSpEr...W.C. M.(under boss purdyfam) NO FAKE PEOPLE PLEASE!!!!I WILL BLOCK YOU’RE A** ~*Deliciously Evil*~ **Member of I.B.N** Angel Eyes Club F.A.R MEMBER Special R Kay Brown Eyed Beauty~Club F.A.R. Member and Proud Official Greeter of Club F.A.R.~

Crush App
BASICS: Name: Age: Location: Height: Hair (color and style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: OTHER: 1. Where would we go on dates? 2. Who is your favorite artist? 3. Do you drink/smoke? 4. Do you like the rain?i 5. If so...would you play in it with me? 6. Do you like movies? 7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? 8. Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together? 9. Would you kiss my neck? 10. Do you play any sports? 11. If so...what? 12. Would you call me right after we saw eachother? 13. How would you rate your kisses from 1-10? 14. Favorite body part on you? 15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? 16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, prick)? 17. Would you give me a kiss just because? 18. Would u sleep in the same bed as me? 19. Would u take me home to meet your parents? 20. Would u have sex with me? 21. If so, whats the soonest into our relationship you'd have

Friendship
If i knew you and you knew me-if both of us could clearly see,and with an inner sight divine, The meaning of your heart and mine- I'm sure that we would differ less, and clasp our hands in friendliness; Our thoughts would pleasantly agree, if i knew you and you knew me. if i knew you and you knew me,as each one knows his own self, we could look each other in the face and see therein a truer grace. Life has so many hidden woes, so many thorns for every rose,the "why" of things our hearts would see, If i knew you and you knew me>>>>>NW..

My Confession
In love, I do not believe For it,like thousands mysteries Unanswered in my eyes In you, thou blessed There's imperfection Delighted as our hearts might be now Future is always a changing course The sensual love alone Cannot hold up to the wrath of love One day, Like many others, It too shall fall The tender feeling vanishing Together with our breath But Let me not fall I beg thee I despise my beliefs of love Prove me wrong Give me the faith That won't alter my path Let me believe thy love shall never fade Give me a hope That love isn't what I perceived

It's A Whimsical World!
Saturday Morning Cartoons - Violent Femmes - Eep Opp Ork Ah Ah (Means I Love You) The Jetsons.mp3 - It's a Whimsical World! Don't be one of those who take everything so seriously! Enjoy the little fun things that are everywhere! Hurry up and join and start enjoying the whimsical side of life! It's easy! First please rate the pictures in the Just a touch of whimsy folder starting with this one. Please leave a comment on the last one. Then just fan, rate, and add everyone who has joined before you... or leave a comment on their profile if they are already your friend. In the friend request, or comment, put "I'm ready for whimsy!" or something similar. When you receive a request or comment, please rate, fan, and comment back. When you are done with everyone on the list, send me a private message so I will know to add you. We're all here to have fun, so no d

Love Or Lust?
How many of us come online hoping to possibly find the one person we are looking for? Then 9 times out of ten it doesnt work out. Because the person we thought we found is either a liar or user which equals about the same thing. We place our trust in that person,believe what they tell us because we seek that love that they say they are offering.And then the big let down comes because we find out that we arent the only one they had been saying those loving caring words to,we werent the only one that they were spending time with online and on the phone. If by chance a real life meeting comes about ow many times does it lead to a lasting relationship? So is what we find here love or lust??

My First Aucion
I am in my first ever auction. I am very curious to see who will win me for a whole month. To the highest bidder will go: 1) 100 PIC RATES PER WEEK 2) DAILY GIFT 3) DAILY COMMENT 4) DAILY DRINK 5) WILL RATE ALL OF YOUR STASH AT LEAST ONCE So come on and show me your love and bid on me!

Plans For The Day
Plans For The Day Sitting on the porch drinking coffee in the morning sun speaking of dreams, hopes, & fears making plans for the day to come Take my hand in yours as we walk in the park along the beach looking out to the deep blue sea Wrap your loving arms around me hold me tight & tender kissing me softly you show me all that love has to offer Laying beside you my head upon your chest at nights end run your fingers thru my hair soothing away all the hurt easing years of pain you teach me that it's okay to give yourself completely by helping me to completely trust with all my heart & soul As we drift off to sleep in each others arms in complete contentment, peace & happiness for true love can conquer all

Rip Whitney
Since I can't add any pics, I'll add these here. I know some of you may think I'm crazy, but when I got on fubar a little bit ago and read about Whitney I just burst into tears. I'm already emotional right now, and this just made the flood gates open up. I had just gotten pretty close to Whitney. We texted every so often and had some lengthy shoutbox conversations too. I was so happy for her engagement and all the milestones Lium had reached. I was just talking to her Monday night about him not taking the sippy cup and now she's gone. I know Shawn will never get over this. I'm praying for Liam right now because he needs someone strong to take care of him the way Whitney did. She was so young with so much ahead of her. I had to call my mom because I just needed someone that loves me to talk to. My mom is the most amazing woman and she listened to my story and listened to me cry and was just so wonderful. I'm still crying some. These are the times that I really miss my mom and I

Government Bailout?????
This will NEVER happen - makes too much sense! This guy hit it on the head !!! I’m against the $85,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG. Instead, I’m in favor of giving $85,000,000,000 to America in a We Deserve It Dividend. To make the math simple, let’s assume there are 200,000,000 bonafide U.S. Citizens 18+. Our population is about 301,000,000 counting every man, woman and child. So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up.. So divide 200 million adults 18+ into $85 billon that equals $425,000.00. My plan is to give $425,000 to every person 18+ as a We Deserve It Dividend. Of course, it would NOT be tax free. So let’s assume a tax rate of 30%. Every individual 18+ has to pay $127,500.00 in taxes. That sends $25,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam. But it means that every adult 18+ has $297,500.00 in their pocket. A husband and wife has $595,000.00. What would you do with $297,500.00 to $595,000.00 in your family? Pay off your mortgage - hous

The End Of An Era
In the past year and a half of being on fubar I have had alot happen. I have fallen in love, been fu-married, r/l engaged to someone I met on here and had them move in. I have also gone to school, this being my second year in college. I have finally decided on a degree. Accounting and Business Management. But mainly I have found that I am not who I think I am. I have been told I am funny, kind, selfish, spoiled, artistic, a singer, beautiful, smart and the list can continue. Most of those things I believe about myself. But mainly my point of this blog is to inform you of my dismissal. Despite of finding love and feeling I could have it for forever. I lost, by my own doing. There are probebly many people on here who do not like me at this point in time because of this. Do not get me wrong though. I love this man. I honestly do, but people change, and grow and in the end I was not ready for what he wanted. I could not give him forever no matter how hard I wanted my heart to say I could.

Made For Me By The Beautiful Hard 2 Handle
Betty Davis eyes TC house rmx-128bpm (master) - DJTOPCAT Hey! lets make this quick... Hey gang!!! Its almost the end of the contest and i am soooo close!! Please come by and rate my pic. Just click it below and help me out!!! Thanks! PLEASE REPOST Thanks so much! You may now return to you normal fulife! (repost of original by 'Hard 2 Handle ~ La*La's FuWife~ **Can't Be Owned**' on '2008-09-24 18:00:07') (repost of original by '�☆Çðñ£ïÐêñ¢ê ï§ whå† måkê§ mê §êx¥ ÖWñÈÐ ß¥ §êx¥§åvïð®☆ &Thisisnot☆' on '2008-09-24 18:02:22') (repost of original by 'Hard 2 Handle ~ La*La's FuWife~ **Can't Be Owned**' on '2008-09-24 18:38:30') (repost of original by '♥ ©hristinÅ4U aka The Original Béªütifùl Ðí$ª$tër™ ♥' on '2008-09-25 08:19:59') (repost of original by 'Hard 2 Handle ~ La*La's FuWife~ **Can't Be Owned**' on '2008-09-25 08:23:06')

Confessing Dirty Sins..
We're all aware that when you cross the border, you have to declare certain items. Fruit, etc... anything that could contaminate. Its funny how we feel the need to do this -- in general-- when purchasing potentially embarassing items. Like the guy at the store buying tampons for his girlfriend.. seems like he always feels the need to mumble the word "girlfriend" under his breath, or something of the sort. Or when you go to one of those gag-gift sections of the porn shop. No one ever buys a blow-up sheep without explaining it to the check out clerk. Loudly. So anyone seeing him from the counter to the car knows that hes specifically buying that blow up sheep to be the hilarious one at his pals bachelor party. The catholics had it right. Confessing your sins sort of puts the blame on someone else. Makes you feel better. Cheers to the people who drink wine in church!

True Love
Love is patient and kind. Love is not jealous or boastful or proud or rude. It does not demand its own way. It is not irritable, and it keeps no record of being wronged. It does not rejoice about injustice but rejoices whenever the truth wins out. Love never gives up, never loses faith, is always hopeful, and endures through every circumstance. Remeber these words of wisdom before you utter the word "Love". if you can not say yes to everything on this list then it's not "Love" that you feel These words I hold dear to my heart and hold true to them to even this day. This is the reason I can finally hold my head high when I say that I have found true love. I never thought I would see the day that another being would truely love me in the same depth that I am capable of loving. Together our hearts and souls sing together in the most beautiful melody known to this world.

Team 3 Fu-angels (revised)!!!
ARE THERE ANY ANGELS OUT THERE...HIT ME - HEART OF FIRE UP AND THEN FAN, ADD, AND RATE THESE ANGEL'S TO BECOME ONE OF THEM.LET'S KEEP IT GOING SO WE CAN ALL GET GOOD FRIENDS....ALSO, NO YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE NO GODFATHER OR BE PAST A CERTAIN LEVAL TO BE AND ANGEL. THIS IS JUST TO MAKE GOOD FRIENDS...REMEMBER TO FAN ADD AND RATE ME AS WELL LOL!!! "Heart of Fire" HOME OF THE FU-ANGEL'S~Co of E.D.F.B.~ Club FAR~I HOOK UP THE PIC'S ~Ms Taz™~Co-Founder Omega Bombers~*~Fu-Angel*~{CLUB UNITED}{SHADOW LEVELER}~R/L LDL to King Domino~ Karena2001~~@~~Secretary Omega Bombers~~@~~Greeter@Hip Hopz~~@ LM~HeadGreeter@ Howl At The Moon Saloon~FuAngel~FU Owned By~DJ~ lonewolfjohn CHIP~STRIKER'S SWEETY~HEAD PROMOTER FOR CRAZY'S SANITARIUM!!! ?Thyckie Thyck? Club FAR ? The CoCo Diva (SpritLeveler) CaSpEr...W.C. M.(under boss purdyfam) NO FAKE PEOPLE PLEASE!!!!I WILL BLOCK YOU’RE A**

See What Happens When You Lie;p!!!
Telling Husband You're going out for the night with the 'Girls'... Nothing... Red Leather Jacket for night out with the 'Girls'... $200.00 Car wash and Wax.. $20.00 Getting a Radar photo speeding ticket while out with the 'Girls'. $150.00 Having husband open the mailed radar photo citation, and seeing You with another mans dick in Your hand........PRICELESS!!!!!

Leaving Fubar~~~~~~~
For anyone who cares.. I am leaving Fubar. hopefully not for good. They found the monster who raped me. and my case is going to court. Im erasing every profile i have so the defense cant turn anything around on me and make me out to be the bad guy. my email is blessumyou@yahoo.com my cell is 817-909-0095 for anyone who cares. to my family and friends.. i love you. Ill miss you.

Calling All Friends!!!
IF YOU WANNA STAY ON MY FRIENS LIST YOU NEED TO LEAVE A COMMENT!! TOMORROW NIGHT ANYONE WHO HAS NOT REPLIED WILL BE DELETED!! SORRY ALL IT”S JUST THE WAY IT’S GOTTA BE RIGHT NOW!! HOPE YA’LL UNDERSTAND!! YOU CAN PERSONALLY THANK THE ASS WHO IS STALKING ME UNDER DIFFERENT NAMES BECAUSE OF THIS!! UNFORTUNATLY FUBAR WON’T DO ANYTHING!! BROUGHT TO YOU BY: Redneckbabe529**2nd Alarm Hottie Prospect**OWNED by Risky~* OwNeR-FuWiFe & RL GiRl To BoNeS*~and~* M@ fubar

Test 2
=== 'Poisonflightledr ~ Fu owned by Mink ~Member confederate bombers family~' wrote the following at '2008-09-24 19:02:44'.. > > > > WELCOME TO FUBAR! > > > YOU ARE INVITED TO COME MAKE NEW FRIENDS AND ENJOY THE GREAT MUSIC AT THE DOO ROCK INN LOUNGE. > > THE BEST PLACE ON FUBAR TO GET SOME HELP, HAVE A DRINK AND MEET SOME FRIENDLY FACES. JUST CLICK THE " ON THE AIR" IMAGES BELOW TO GET STARTED. > > > DJ Brokenangel > > > > > > > > >

Simple Truths On Tragedy And Suffering.
The one thing you can not isolate yourself from is tragedy and suffering. They will come no matter what. There is no way to avoid them. They will come in the own season, in there own time, and for there own reasons.When they hit, they will immobilize you and you will be overwhelming. When everything is going well in our worlds, which are small and a controlled experience bounded by our daily activities and rituals.When tragedy and suffering rare their heads, they shatter our tiny boundaries and break our worlds into pieces. When this happens, we feel as though we are living in a scream, where there is no exit, only echos. The things that seemed so very important yesterday, become unimportant and those daily things become petty and irrelevant. Then when we finally reclaim ourselves from them, we find we have changed. These experiences of tragedy and suffering seem to carry us into a larger realm where we see that which is truly important. This then becomes our responsibility to

Fyi.......to Women......and Men Need To Know
Subject: FYI....To Women...And Men Need To Know Body: By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, 'Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable e, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart-and she will do everything with only two hands. " The angel was astounded at the requirements. 'Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish. ' "But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days. " The angel moved closer and t

Vip Her Plzzzz...show My Girl Mad Love!!!!!
PLEASE HELP HER WIN VIP!!! DROP MAD COMMENTS ON HER!!! THERE IS NO ONE SUITED BETTER TO BE A VIP THEN DUSTY!! SHE ALWAYS SHOWS LOVE AND HELPS HER FRIENDS AND IT HELPS THAT SHE IS THE SEXIEST CHICK ON FUBAR!!! SO GO AND DROP SOME COMMENTS ON HER!!!! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO LUV UP ON HER, WELL I KNOW I DO!!! JUST CLICK ON THE PIC BELOW AND LEAVE AS MANY COMMENTS AS YOU CAN!!! HELP HER OUT EVERYONE!!!MUCH LOVE!!

My Bish Needs Help!!!
I'm going for a 3 month VIP... ~NATURAL_WITCH~ JUST CLICK THE PIC AND RATE PLEASE. EVEN IF YOU DONT LIKE TO BOMB, THE RATE WILL HELP A LOT!!! IT'S TIME TO RE-RATE THE PIC TOO PLS...I WANT TO THANK EVERYONE WHO HAS HELPED ME OUT SO FAR... THANK YOU SO MUCH AND HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!

Alone
Have you ever been in love with someone but they was not in love with you? Have you ever wanted just to be happy with that one guy or woman but it's not going to happen. Your friends and family keep telling you one day it will happen but here you are still alone and unhappy. Or you fall for the wrong guy or woman that is just a loser and get hurt over and over again. Everyone around you is finding that speical someone and you wonder why not me. You tell that person you are happy for them but inside you are saying why them and not me. You go to bed at night and wake up alone you leave and the house is empty and you come home just to relize there is noone there to say hi to you. You eat alone and hang out with friends but you go home alone. The bottom line is I'm never going to fine that guy I can be in his arms at night or treat him like a king so who am I fooling and what is so wrong that I can fine someone. Tell me your story would love to hear from you............

We Have One Of Our People Back!!!
Mz Attitude had to take some time away to deal with some things going on in her life, but she has gotten stuff straightened out and she is back. She is back in her crew leader chair so now we are gonna have 4 crew leaders instead of 3. This is good because we are back to taking on new members and we are gonna need all the leadership help we can get. Please welcome her back...And newer members please make sure you have her R.A.F. Thanx your friend Scooter!! Mz Twisted & Disturbed aka Mz Attitude~ DCF & Rating Revolution Member~@ fubar

Test
=== 'Poisonflightledr ~ Fu owned by Mink ~Member confederate bombers family~' wrote the following at '2008-09-24 18:45:23'.. > > > > WELCOME TO FUBAR! > > > YOU ARE INVITED TO COME MAKE NEW FRIENDS AND ENJOY THE GREAT MUSIC AT THE DOO ROCK INN LOUNGE. > > THE BEST PLACE ON FUBAR TO GET SOME HELP, HAVE A DRINK AND MEET SOME FRIENDLY FACES. JUST CLICK THE " ON THE AIR" IMAGES BELOW TO GET STARTED. > > > DJ Broken Angel > > > > > > > > >

I Press My Lips To The Sky
You weren't always the nicest Your were stubborn Hardheaded I get alot of it from you You took me in no questions asked And raised me like your own daughter I put you through hell We were always yelling and fighting Even though the words weren't said As often as we'd both would have liked I knew you loved me I hope you knew I loved you two You have made me the strong woman I am today I couldn't have done it without you I miss you There is so many things I wish I could say All I can do now is press my lips to the sky And hope it carries my words of love to you I know your watching over me And I hope through everything I do I still make you proud That's all I've ever wanted to do But for now I'll press my lips to the sky And let the wind carry my love to you

To The One Who Made Me Who I Am Today
I wish I could tell you How much you changed my life How much you pulled me through How much you made me who I am I wish I could tell you I love you Just one more time I wish you were here So I could run to you Like I always did When I was scared I wish I could hear you say It's ok, it will get better I wish I could hear your voice Just one more time I wish I could show you How you taught me right from wrong Even if I didn't want to listen How you taught me family comes first Before anything else They will always be number one Not number two You were my rock No matter what I was going through You were always there to make it better Even if I didn't think you did I look back on all the years I would choose to fight with you Instead of seeing that you would give up everything for me I was your little girl and would always be your little girl I wish just one more time I could have that feeling Just one more time

Just A Girl
Broken by the world Others think she's immune But, she's just a girl Flesh and bone Tears and gone... She's just a girl She spits her pain out Lets the whole world see Scars on ivory She's buried herself far too soon She cries to the sky each and every night She's just a girl Alone in this world Only she can see what no one sees She feels what no one feels She scars her skin to feel it again Shes just a girl after all.....

Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus??
We all know about the theory that MEN ARE FROM MARS AND WOMEN ARE FROM VENUS but after careful research we have come to conclusion the facts are not true. We now know the truth and want to share it with all of you. WOMEN ARE FROM MARS AND MEN ARE FROM PEENUS. We have found the leader of Planet Peenus and he has confirmed our findings. As usual please rate all the pictures in the folder and then rate/fan/add all the residents of Planet Peenus. If the resident is already on your friends list please leave a comment telling them you are moving to Planet Peenus where all the fun is. Our Leader has made the official drink of Planet Peenus Vodka & Red Bull so please make sure Our Leader has his share. A drunk leader is a happy leader. Click on the link below to visit Planet Peenus. WOMEN ARE FROM MARS MEN ARE FROM PEENUS

"wish"
If I could make a wish And have it last forever and a day, I would take you in my arms And this is where I'd stay. For ther's no one else I know That holds my heart like you, And I know someday, Baby, You'll realize this is true. If I could make a wish Your lips would be on mine, I'd slowly sip and savor you Like only the finest wine. For there's no one else I know That gives me so much pleasure, And I know someday, Baby, You'll see that you're my treasure. If I could make a wish Our bodies would unite, There's nothing I'd love more Than making love all night. For there's no one else I know Who gives me passion like you do, And I know someday, Baby, All my wished will come true. If I could make a wish I'd start by making things right, I'd take away all your doubts, And hold you through the night. For there's no one else I know Who with me, Makes the perfect rhyme, And I know someday, Baby. In another place in time. If I could make a wish I'd go to the next lifetime endless

When I Think About You
When I'm thinkin of you, eternity is a step away, my love continues to grow, with each passing day. This treasure of love, I cherish within my soul, how much I love you... you'll never really know. You bring a joy to my heart, I've never felt before, with each touch of your thought, I love you more and more. Whenever we say goodbye, whenever we part, know I hold you dearly, deep inside my heart.

Thinking Of You
I sit here quietly and watch the sun set Thinking of someone that I've never met I wonder does he think of me too Needless to say I am thinking of you Wanting to hold you, to see your face To take you away to a better place You feel so right, too good to be true I just can't stop thinking of you My friends say that I might regret Losing my heart to a guy I've not met I say there is nothing I can do I cannot help thinking of you I believe you were made special for me But wonder if that could possibly be I'm tired of being so alone and blue But I always smile when thinking of you

Rip Aunt Lynn
Our hands held you ever so closely,to the lovestrings of our hearts We never thought we'd lose you or that, so suddenly, you'd depart. Memories of you strengthen us as we continue on with our lives. Not a single day, a single hour goes by,that the image of you isn't before our eyes. It seems as only yesterday,you held so tightly onto my hand.And now, you've gone to live in Heaven, and are now one in the Angels' band. If love alone could have saved you you would be with us still.We loved you ever so deeply, and we always will. Though death has come between us,you shall always be here in our hearts.We hold you close in memory, just as we did,before your journey to Heaven, you embarked. R.I.P Aunt Lynn

Happy Birthday Missing U Song: He's My Brother
Missing you is so hard this time of year. We shared our Birthday's throught out the year's. I look back at the pictures and see, how happy we both could be. But now every year The Bithday comes to just me. I miss you more than you could ever imagine I am so glad you r safe in Heaven. Tim my brother i miss u so i know your with me in my heart and soul. But every year its not the same my life without you make's the word Birthday a sad thing. But this year I made it throught the 23rd so i know on my Birthday my song will be heard. The song you that you play me every birthday since you have been gone. Will make tear's and smiles flow while I hear the song. Missing you is so hard this time of year. We shared our Birthday's throught out the year's. kisses your sister

Pocket
as i move my hands my my pocket i have noticed you are watching my activity,,,mmmmm... i found my boy toy and and moving it around with my hand in my pocket,,,you smile but dont say a word,,, yes some one is happy to see you again,,,,,,,,,,

Your Killing Me!!!!!!
there's nothing that I care for and even less to say You throw out words of love that just get in my way to say that you don't tell the truth is only half the tale To say that you exagerate and in all your words you've failed You leave all swinging on a noose your own neck sinched in tight You left the sceen of our dead love your own blood on the knife.

If You Ever Wondered Who I Am...
[The Basics] First Name: Charlene Date of Birth: 1/29/80 Nicknames: Charlie, Nene, Sweet Pea, Firned, Frick, Croissant.... Where were you born?: Washington, PA Are you Male or Female?: Female What time were you born?: 8:38 pm Astrological Sign: Aquarius Job?: Title Clerk/Accts. Payable Where do you live right now?: At home Eye Color: Mostly green...technically hazel Describe your hair: I swear its brown...and long...and thick Height: 5'3 Righty or lefty?: Righty Heritage/Race/Nationality: Heinz 57 baby! Innie or Outie?: Innie Age: 27 Sexual Orientation: Straight Tattoos: Nope Piercings: Ears [Childhood] Is there anything that was weird about your birth?: Not really, but everyone followed me out of the room and they left my mom there freezing with no blankets! How old were you when you started talking?: Not even a year What was your first word?: dunno...but I could spell my last name before I could say it! Who was your first best friend?: Kiley Stanish How di

Quickie
Please don’t cover my body With tender kisses Use me. Can you? No foreplay or sweet words Whispered in my ear Lift my skirt right here Use me. Will you? Pull my panties to my ankles. Push me down roughly On top of your desk. Use me. Please. Bend me over Crush my breasts Into the unyielding hardness Smooth cold wood in complete Contrast to your hard, hot c o c k Use me. Now! Boldly Deeply Completely Use me. Hard! My needs are unimportant right now Only what you want matters Use me! As you wish. F u c k Me... Here... Now Spill your cum and walk away Leave me wanting more... ~M~

What Is It
My babi wrote this 4 me............ What is it about you that makes the guys want to know more about you is it your style, your smile or just the way you carry yourself that drives them wild? Or is it your charisma that makes them drool with desire or is it your sultry voice that makes them burn like fire. What is it about you that makes them jump? Is it the sway in your hips or the junk in your trunk? But whatever it is it has them wanting to jump to you to give you a shout out so bring that thing you do this way so we can work it out. Now I’m no playa or a pimp but the game you spit has got most walking around with a limp you broke there spirit you provoke there desire but whatever you did I would like to walk into the fire to see what it is you got that has them hooked or crazed with desire. Is it the way you hold a conversation or is how you can use your persuasion to get a man to do what you like? All I know is you definitly got my attention so now that we b

In Memory
Kept in corsets is how we all knew her now she is keeping others as an angel to us she was a welcome smile and a familiar face part of our daily interactions and laughs Our hearts will hurt and for a time our tears will fall for a time. We will remember her and we will honour her memory . For those who she was a daily part of their lives her son ...her parents ...the ones who were fortunate enough to hug her and hear her laugh their lives have just been altered in ways they can only imagine and the hole left is permanent. They will not be missing a witty comment or a cheerful email they will be missing the total her. To all that had to let her go in any way shape or form may comfort find you and may she be remembered with a mixture of a heavy heart and a smile. Bless you Whitney

Away & Lost
Inhaling the scent of cologne on your warm skin as I bury my face in your neck chases the memory of singed flesh burning oil streaming from the bows of the hell... The seemingly tangible memory of your moist lips pressed against mine holds me here as the merciless sun pushes down on me unending The sound of your voice deeply etched in the vortex of my soul keeps me going As the rat a tat tat smoke screams cries of desperation explodes surrounding me Sing sweetly in my ear today, tomorrow, eternally Oh how I long for cool sheets your strong arms warm body a cold drink... Yet I am here again lamenting dreaming struggling surrounded… you are here captured in memory and you are there far away and I am lost... ~M~

I Could Be Yours...
Yup! Last and final Auction... Here is My list of offers.. Sponsored in Name 2 Weeks Rate 200 pics a week 11's Rate 250 stash a week Crush 2 weeks Add top friends 2 weeks Add to family 2 weeks (opens up SB) 1 swf salute 2 blings (my choice) Random gifts Permanent Blog Pimp out Weekly Pimp out 1 StickiedIf Cash Bid Sponsorship becomes 1 mo Add 100-11's (300 total) Add 2 blings (4 total) Crush 1 mo Add 250 Stash rates (500 total) Link in profile in mine Auction Hosted By:PebblesinAZ...Hosting New Auction.....Get your Fanny in Here! xoxo@ fubar I did this:

True Love
Anotha poem my babi wrote 4 me...... As I look into your eyes as the sun rise, I realized that it was you that made my life complete I don’t need to compromise my love for you to compete with a man that makes his words sound unique and sweet I captured your heart by being genuine and loving as well as being kind But I know it goes much deeper then that, I captured your spirit as well as your mind Now on a much deeper level I want to implant my expression on your soul for you to ponder when the days are cold Let the warmth of my presence bring you security and make you feel safe within my arms Then as we talk you are amazed at my glowing smile and my wit that often goes with a good mans charm When I look at you I say to myself how blessed I am to have such a radiant flower in my mist, then it grows much deeper when our lips touch passionately for our first kiss It may sound like a fairy tale but i

Stunna
A poem my babi wrote 4 me......... I was stopped by the most beautiful creature that appeared before my eyes she was 5’4 sexy as all outdoors, eyes that had that hazel look that could make your mouth hit the floor, voice as soft as two love birds singing in harmony skin tanned a nice brown ebony, when she spoke her lips moved gracefully her words escaped her mouth so gently, when she walked it was effortlessly with a swagger that made men stagger to take a glimpse of this sexy woman who blessed us with her presence. She looked at you with a stare of confidence a attitude that had a touch of arrogance she spoke with intelligence vocabulary so vast makes the average person gasp a breath of amazement that her rhetoric had such depth that make you take a deep breath and think before you spoke a word to insure you had your words chosen carefully. When men approached her without hesitation they take her hand and gave her a proper introduction. Their eyes met and then it was done a new

Someone Finally Said It
ll bet this doesn't go very far on the email circuit. Unfortunately, it is so very true......... Proud To Be White Someone finally said it. How many are actually paying attention to this? There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, Native Americans, etc. .....And then there are just - Americans. You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You Call me 'White boy,' 'Cracker,' 'Honkey,' 'Whitey,' 'Caveman,' .....And that's OK. But when I call you Nigger, Kike, Towel head, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink, .....You call me a racist. You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live? You have the United Negro College Fund. You have Hispanic History Month. You have Martin Luther King Day. You h

Mccain Campaign Suspension
Yes we all know how much McCain knows about the economy. So much 'he needs to suspend his campaign' to focus on the economy 'all the sudden.' How long has Fanny Mae been an issue? When did AIG go bankrupt and the government pour 84 billion into AIG to take over control? But 3 days before the debate he needs to suspend his campaign, because of the 'crisis.' wow.. This is basically, getting on a plane doing the debate, and getting back on a plane. But we all know he is geriatric and it is an activity issue? He can't do basic travel to do a debate and travel back? He should know the issues back and forth up and down. That is going to be a majority of the debate the 'economy,' ... how is he going to go save it if he can't debate about it? whoa.. I call shananigens... Comedy Central is going to have a field day with this. South Park, LiL Bush, and MADTV --- all over it. So comical, but so sad, because he is trying to get away with it. When the smarter educat

Wanna Get Lost In My Eyes..........
Hey yall, just wanted to remind you to vote on my eyes in the sexiest eyes contest on fubar............here is the link GO PERV ME lol :P http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=1722991&albumid=1228593&i=2997082151&idx=41 Thank you for your time :D

I Need Your Help!!!!!
ARE YOU READY? The sexy eyes contest is almost finished. Stop by the Playmates homepage and rate my sexy eyes!!! I am currently in second place but want my first place spot back!!!! Please help me 1st place-70 credit bling pack 2nd place-25 credit bling pack 3rd place-12 credit bling pack REMEMBER THIS IS A RATES ONLY CONTEST. HOWEVER FEEL FREE TO LEAVE A COMMENT AS COMMENTS WILL BE THE DECIDING FACTOR IN THE EVENT OF A TIE. USE THE LINK BELOW TO CAST YOUR VOTE

Women Are From Mars
We all know about the theory that MEN ARE FROM MARS AND WOMEN ARE FROM VENUS but after careful research we have come to conclusion the facts are not true. We now know the truth and want to share it with all of you. WOMEN ARE FROM MARS AND MEN ARE FROM PEENUS. We have found the leader of Planet Peenus and he has confirmed our findings. As usual please rate all the pictures in the folder and then rate/fan/add all the residents of Planet Peenus. If the resident is already on your friends list please leave a comment telling them you are moving to Planet Peenus where all the fun is. Our Leader has made the official drink of Planet Peenus Vodka & Red Bull so please make sure Our Leader has his share. A drunk leader is a happy leader. THIS IS OUR LEADER Yeahmon™Shadow Leveler Co-Leader{Keeper of Yeahmons Angels}PLEASE READ PROFILE@ fubar RESIDENTS OF PLANET PEENUS Scarlett{Shadow Leveler}{Yeahmon's Angels}~Proud ow

Avon...it's Not About Make-up Anymore!!
From skincare, bath & body, haircare and jewelry to collectibles, childern's room decore and back school...Avon's got it all. Even the 2 new fragrances: Bondgirl 007 for women and Derek Jeter driven for men. To see all that Avon has to offer and to place your order, click on the link provided. http://www.youavon.com/cembree

Goodnight Y'all...
It's been a great first day back... now I'm off to go take a nice hot, steamy bubble bath. Afterwards I will lather up with lotion, and then maybe paint my toenails... Anyone wanna join me?? *giggles* Nite nite everyone!

R.i.p. Whitney
Woman killed in Lawrence County crash Wednesday, September 24, 2008 By Daniel Malloy, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette A woman was killed when the car in which she was riding pulled out into the path of a tractor-trailer in Lawrence County last night. Northwest Regional Police Chief James Morris said Whitney Jo Maguire, 21, of Ambridge, died in the crash shortly before 7 p.m. at Routes 551 and 422 near Edinburg. The driver of the car, Shawn Geisinger, 22, of Tarentum, and Ms. Maguire's 2-year-old son were taken to a hospital for treatment. The truck driver, Daniel J. Hill, 33, of Brackenridge, was not injured. The crash closed Route 422 for five hours. --------------------------------------- An Ambridge woman died yesterday when the car in which she was riding slid under a tractor-trailer in Mahoning Township. Whitney Jo Maguire, 21, of 10th Street, was pronounced dead at the scene. Chief James B. Morris Jr. of the Northwest Lawrence Regional Police Department said

Forget It!
I know I screw up from time to time, and some of my screw ups can be very hurtful to people I truly care about and never intended to hurt. Sometimes, I am forgiven for the damage and the hurt I cause, but I am beginning to realize that the forgiveness isn't always complete. I find myself now seeing that in some way, people do still hold my wrongs against me. I was always taught that when/if you forgive someone, you wipe the slate clean, let go of whatever this person did to you (not necessarily forgetting, but looking past it wihout letting it affect how you are with him/her in the future), and move on, yet several times since the beginning of this year, I have found that to be a fallacy or maybe just a pipe dream. I usually forgive people and give countless chances (unless the wrongs are so horrific that they're irreparable), yet I only ask for two chances - one to prove myself and one to redeem myself because I messed up, but now I wonder if I should even do that! If I'm not g

The Time Has Come ( The End Is Here Bitches )
Well here is some good news for all that used to listen to me dj i maybe making a come back i only need a lounge to blast my shit thru if you think your lounge can handel me let me know i am here my tunes bring mofo's in and make them come back time and again i will review the offers that is right you have to make me an offer before i even say yes or no i have to have a good offer to join your dj staff so hit me up and i will let you thanks

Life
i dont understand life. why is it we can love someone so much we would do anything for them, but they dont see it. or how we can love them so much it hurts, but they dont care.why do good women get bad men, amd good men get bad women but the good men, and women seldom find each other. i guess it is a few of the things we don't know and may never know, but i was just wondering so thought i would ask thanks for looking at my blog hugs for you all

Daylight Nightmares
I can feel the crimson flow Draining color from my face Steel slicing deep within me Let the flow purge what I have become You can't hold me down Give it up son, I'm doin this my way Been here before, many times I've bled so much in my past I've dreamed so long of this day Razorblade dreams Spawned from daylight nightmares...

Team 2 Fu-angels (revised)
ARE THERE ANY ANGELS OUT THERE...HIT ME - HEART OF FIRE UP AND THEN FAN, ADD, AND RATE THESE ANGEL'S TO BECOME ONE OF THEM.LET'S KEEP IT GOING SO WE CAN ALL GET GOOD FRIENDS....ALSO, NO YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE NO GODFATHER OR BE PAST A CERTAIN LEVAL TO BE AND ANGEL. THIS IS JUST TO MAKE GOOD FRIENDS...REMEMBER TO FAN ADD AND RATE ME AS WELL LOL!!! "Heart of Fire" HOME OF THE FU-ANGEL'S~Co of E.D.F.B.~ Club FAR~I HOOK UP THE PIC'S ~?LiL ShAwTy?~ (*BUST IT BABY*) FU-ANGEL! ? ? White Chocolate ? ? Wifey to ~Will~ LM~HeadGreeter@ Howl At The Moon Saloon~FuAngel~FU Owned By~DJ~ lonewolfjohn CHIP~STRIKER'S SWEETY~HEAD PROMOTER FOR CRAZY'S SANITARIUM!!! ?Thyckie Thyck? Club FAR ? The CoCo Diva (SpritLeveler) CaSpEr...W.C. M.(under boss purdyfam) NO FAKE PEOPLE PLEASE!!!!I WILL BLOCK YOU’RE A**

Army 10miler (team Ft Myer Military Community)
Big race coming up next week. I missed last yr's registration for this race in 2007, but I did go to watch, and it made me want it even more. So here I'am this year running it in 2008. It's going to be even sweeter because I'm running it on a Army running team,(hehe i'm the only Marine on the team). I will post pictures and results next week after the race, and also pictures leading up to the race.

Hey
I know today was a sad day for a lot of people, and my heart goes out to you all. Can't stay long, just wanted to explain my abscence from here lately (in case anyone noticed :P). Been working again this week, so not had a chance to be here during the day, and then don't really have the inclination to be here when I get home, even though I miss the place and the people. But yeah, there ya go. Might not be working again by late next week but that remains to be seen. So have a good night, a good rest of the week if possible and I'll be around when I can.

Just Right
She isnt perfect Not by a standard Not by a mark or measure But by my heart she is By my soul she is the key That fits the lock She is the tooth that precisely times the gear And sets the ratio And the timing For whether it is pleasure Or whether anguish Or whether mirth She impacts me so greatly as to Alter my very essence What ever she does What ever I feel It is real and it is moving And it inspires And it warms But most of the time it soothes You know who you are, who has my heart You who has chosen me As I have chosen you You are perfect to me And perfect for me

Cake Disaster
Many years ago my just married young cousin moved into an upstairs apartment and invited some of her women friends over for the evening. She put out snacks and then came out with a cake that looked like a disaster. She apologized and said she didn't know what happened to the cake because, she explained, "I even used the high altitude directions because I live upstairs."

Shadow Bombers Must Read This!!!!
Bratt is the enforcer of the shadow bombers. she has as much say so as i do on where ppl should go to bomb and etc. if you have a problem with this that is not our problem at all its your own. im tired of ppl not doing their part in this family and it needs to stop or else im going to start booting ppl. most of you are doing it so please dont take offense to what i am saying :) i want everyone from the family to comment on here so i know you were here. this is to see who actually really pays attention and wants to be in this family. thanx Hollie aka Chaotic Princess

Birthstone Train
NOTE:if this was already made someone please let me know, this way i can come up with something else. i looked but i didn't see anything i don't want to copy off anyone thanks ~Lynn~ BIRTHSTONE TRAIN in order to join the birthstone train [Glitterfy.com - *Glitter Photos*] rate these pictures: http://www.fubar.com/images.php?u=229107&albumid=1090548 [Glitterfy.com - *Glitter Photos*] then go- RATE ADD FAN (unless your at your limit) if the person is already on your list or your not friends yet leave a comment saying something like "BIRTHSTONE TRAIN" then send a PM to me TotallyHugeObsessedMCFanatic in the PM subject line put "BIRTHSTONE TRAIN" please don't put hi. it will help me move through the list much faster. Also please include (this is for your tag) the name you want on your tag a photo if you want one the month you were born conductor/Person you PM: ~TotallyHugeObsessedMariahCare

Team 1 Fu-angels , Cutefacechubbywaist Just Got Her Halo!!!
ARE THERE ANY ANGELS OUT THERE...HIT ME - HEART OF FIRE UP AND THEN FAN, ADD, AND RATE THESE ANGEL'S TO BECOME ONE OF THEM.LET'S KEEP IT GOING SO WE CAN ALL GET GOOD FRIENDS....ALSO, NO YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE NO GODFATHER OR BE PAST A CERTAIN LEVAL TO BE AND ANGEL. THIS IS JUST TO MAKE GOOD FRIENDS...REMEMBER TO FAN ADD AND RATE ME AS WELL LOL!!! "Heart of Fire" HOME OF THE FU-ANGEL'S~Co of E.D.F.B.~ Club FAR~I HOOK UP THE PIC'S ~?PH3NOM3N@L UNBR3@K@BL3 M3?~ ?Thyckie Thyck? Club FAR ? The CoCo Diva (SpritLeveler) CaSpEr...W.C. M.(under boss purdyfam) NO FAKE PEOPLE PLEASE!!!!I WILL BLOCK YOU’RE A** ~*Deliciously Evil*~ **Member of I.B.N** Angel Eyes Club F.A.R MEMBER Special R Kay Brown Eyed Beauty~Club F.A.R. Member and Proud Official Greeter of Club F.A.R.~

Year Of The Dragon's Birthday
We have a special FUBAR birthday coming up on the 27th!! She will be out of town celebrating(wink wink), but we wanted her to know that we are thinking about her before she leaves! YoTD has a special place in my heart, as my mentor, my sister team mate and my bestest friend. Please show her the love that she deserves. Year of the Dragon™"@ fubar So hit her up and love the hell out of her! Have a ROCKIN Birthday T. LOVES YA BUNCHES!! Jack and Dolly Jack and Dolly@ fubar (repost of original by '†DollyDagger†™' on '2008-09-23 14:20:53') (repost of original by '

Men Grrrr
I WOKE UP TO THE CLOCK GOING OFF AT 6:30 AM. AND MY HUSBAND WASNT HOME YET.....25 HOURS NOT HOME.... SO WHERE CAN HE BE .... HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO SCHOOL AND WILL BE BACK AT 10PM THAT NIGHT .AND HE WASNT ANYWAYS I HAD TO GET JACOB UP AND DRESS THEN WAKE THE OTHER 2 KIDS UP JUST SO I COULD TAKE JACOB TO THE BUS STOP.ON OUR WAY DOWN THERE I FELL WITH EVA IN MY ARMS AND HURT MY KNEE PRETTY GOOD...DAMN ROCKS..LOL...SO WHEN HE CAME HOME HE ASKED HOW I HURT MY KNEE SO I TOLD HIM.... THEN HE LAUGHED AT ME.... SO NOT FUNNY.IF HE WAS HERE I WOULDNT HAVE TO WAKE THE OTHER 2 UP AND I WOULDNT HAVE FALLING DOWN. TURNED OUT AFTER HE GOT OUT OF SHOOL HE WENT TO THE TRUCK STOP TO SLEEP. SO SHOULD I BE MADE HE DIDNT TXTED OR EMAIL ME TO SAY THATS WHERE HE IS???MAN, BEING MARRIED IS HARD WORK... FEEL FREE TO COMMENT.

Happy Birthday Hannah
It's DJ Kasper's birthday!! She only needs 61k to level, so lets celebrate her b-day by leving her!!! R/F/A/Bling her!! Tell her silentlizard sent ya!! Love you Hannah hun!!!! DJ Kasper692 @ Dirty Deeds Radio (Fu-Angel)/ Owned by DJ HighTides This pimpout brought to you by: Silentlizard - Greeter for Dirty Deeds Radio - Bodyguard to Mikey - Fuowned by Puffz

Dj Nightmare666
EVERYONE SAY HELLO TO DJ NIGHTMARE666THIS GUY HOLDS A SPECIAL PLACE IN MY FRIENDS! HE WAS MY 1,000TH FRIEND ON THE FU. SO GO AND SHOW HIM HOW WE LOVE ON PEOPLE FU STYLE. I'M TALKIN FANS, ADDS, RATES, CRUSHES, BLING, COMMENTS THE WHOLE 9 YARDS. WHEN YOU GET TO HIS PAGE TELL HIM THAT DIRRTY GIRL SENT YOU AND HE'LL RETURN THE LOVE. CLICK ON ANY PICTURE OF HIM TO BE TAKEN TO HIS PAGE.DJ.nightmare666 @ The Candy Shop {Shadow Leveler} Owned By The Sexy Dj Terra@ fubarTHIS PIMPOUT BROUGHT TO YOU BY:DiRRty ԍirL®™ **ChIeF oF gRaPhIcS 4 Fu-LuV BoMb SqUaD**@ fubar

Are My Eyes The Window To Your Soul?
THEY SAY EYES ARE THE WINDOW TO A PERSONS SOUL...WHAT DO YOU SEE IN MY SOUL? I'VE BEEN TOLD I HAVE KILLER EYES...BUT WHAT DO YOU THINK? COME BY THE FORBIDDEN PLAYMATES HOMEPAGE AND LET ME KNOW!! CLICK THE LINK BELOW TO RATE MY PIC BUT DON'T BE STINGY...MAKE SURE YOU TELL YOUR FRIENDS SO THEY CAN ENJOY THE SEXINESS TOO!!

Lost.
I don't know why I signed on here tonight. I had no interest in messages. Or photo comments. Or requests. And then I saw the blog. And I thought... WTF? Let me just ramble a fukkin spell. Today I feel all out of faith. My spirit broken into too many pieces to repair. Just the weight of the world on my shoulders, and no reprieve from the madness. I pulled my hoodie over my face today and cried. Wished it all away but it never goes. Seems there's no time for living, when all you're doing is scraping to survive. It's hard not to feel like a failure... When you know in this life, the sad truth is, it doesn't matter who you are but what you have. So in one week I will once again pack my children's toys into boxes. And fill their backpacks with the necessities. And I will try to find a place to go. If I could close my eyes and be done I would. But how do you do that when you have two small boys depending on you? How? But how do you keep smiling for them, when your hear

Cancer
Yesterday my cousin bacame a widow at the age of 39. Her husband was told he had lukemia in June of this year, and gone by the end of Sept. She also lost her Mother to luemia in Nov. of 2005. My heart is breaking for her, and their small daughter. So I will be back at the Relay for life in the Spring. It is time to find a cure for this horrible disease.

The Perfect Day
The sun touches my face Morning dew still on the ground Warmth fills my heart It is a perfect day. You make me smile Laughter fills the air Special is what you make me feel It is a perfect day. Holding hands while we sit Bodies so close when we sleep Passion ignited and exchanged It is a perfect day. Leaving now to go home To see your other family Make love to your other girl It is not a perfect day.

To My #1 Girl!!!
*SIGHS* GEE WHERE DO I START....I JUST WANNA START OFF BY SAYING THAT I AM SOOOO VERY THANKFUL THAT I HAVE BEEN BLESSED TO HAVE YOU IN MY LIFE..I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR ALL THE TIMES YOU WERE THERE FOR ME AND U REALLY DIDNT HAVE TO BE..I NOTICE....FOR THE TIMES I NEEDED ADVICE AT ONE IN THE MORNING WHEN U HAD ALREADY WENT TO SLEEP...WHO STILL ANSWERED ..YOU...FOR THE TIMES I NEEDED A SHOLDER TO CRY ON ...WHO DID I TURN TO ..AND WHO WAS ALWAYS ALWAYS THERE..YOU...I WANNA SAY THANK YOU FOR THOSE TIMES...THANK YOU FOR BEING THAT LIGHT IN THE DARKNESS..MY 1 IN A MILLION BESTIE...I REMEMBER THE FIRST NIGHT I SAW YOU..*SIGHS* U WERE SOO DARN KUTE..I WAS SOOO NERVOUS TO TALK TO YOU..HENSE THE REASON WHY WE DIDNT THAT WHOLE NITE...I JUST LOOKED AT YOU FROM ACROSS THE ROOM..LOL...WE STARTED OFF AS AQUANTENCES THEN TO FRIENDS ...BEST FRIENDS THEN TO EVEN BETTER FRIENDS..HEHE WINK WINK...AND I LOVE IT!!!!! nO ONE BUT US WILL EVER QUITE UNDERSTAND WHAT WE TRUELLY HAVE..I REALLY CANT EXPLAIN IT TO

We Have A Temporary Recruiter
As of right now my recruiter is not online so for the time being Lori is gonna take over the recruiting duties til DJ Lucifer comes back so if you know of anybody that wants to join please send there link to Lori..Her link is below.. ¢¾ Lori ¢¾ Wife 2 ScOoTeR/ D.S.I.P's Babygirl@ fubar

En Sang Til David Bwie
Her er en sang fra barndommen som jeg var veldig glad i. Etter min mening var kun den og Life On Mars brukendes i 1972. Den fantes på baksiden av Metal Guru-singelen, men er etter min mening enda bedre, selv om den ikke fikk plass på The Slider, albumet Bolan nesten totalt skrev til Bwie. Kan denne være skrevet til Angie? Vi har jo Stones' Angie-sang fra den samme perioden og Bwie ER the Metal Guru. Ingen tvil om det. Stones' er etter min mening imidlertid God-Awful ettersom den helt garantert ble skrivet av svirrehuet Jagger. Lady, like a like a lady like a like a I'm gonna give all my love to you Lady, like a like a lady like a like a I'm gonna dance in the rain for you Got the feeling, mama Got the feeling, mama Got to dream about it, yeah, yeah Shaking, my bones are aching I'm like a scampering train for you Baby, like a like a baby like a like a I'm gonna give my pain to you .... Metal Guru - Tin Man Enkelte ganger får man aha-opplevelser.

The Ride
The Ride This is one of the craziest wild ride, and also one of the stupid things I done in my younger years. We all could have been injured or killed, even worst we could have injured or killed inasent person. Please don’t try doing this could end up in jail, injured or dead or even kill an inasent person. It all started at a small party at my cousin’s apartment. We were all drinking and smoking weed (Pot). My cousin turns to us, and said with a drunken weed induced smile “Road Trip”. I know this is a bad idea; even so the three of us look at him and reply “Hell yea”! Next thing I realized we all were loading the cars trunk with ice, beer, wine coolers, Jack Daniels. Whatever we had left in the house we had been drinking most of the day. The four of us, my cousin, his wife, my brother, and me jump into the car and headed to Eagle Creek campgrounds in Carlton Kentucky where the family’s old campground was. We had also decided to go there this one last time before Grandma sold it.

Peep Show At The Dollar Store
Peep Show at the Dollar General (A.k.a Pam’s Boobs) This event in my life happened somewhere in 1998 to 2oo1 one of the four years I worked for Dollar General. I can’t remember the exacted year. However, this is a true event that happened in my life. The day started out just like any other day going to work at Dollar General in Milford, Ohio. First let me tell you a little about Pam. She was my boss about five foot, short blond hair late 40’s early 50’s nice big boobs perfectly round and not sagging. Not a bad looking woman for her age. I was in my late twenties early thirties and married. In fact, my wife worked there as a cashier and Pam’s assent manger. That day I was stocking the store working out stuff from the back room and helping customers found what they need? My wife was working the cash register. Pam was in her office in the back doing paper work. I start bringing out sweats shirts and sweats pants folding them putting on the table for sale. When Pam

Sexiest Eye Contest Ii
ARE YOU READY? The sexy eyes contest is now open. Stop by the Playmates homepage and rate your favorite set of eyes. The top 3 with the most rates at the end of a week will win a prize. 1st place-70 credit bling pack 2nd place-25 credit bling pack 3rd place-12 credit bling pack REMEMBER THIS IS A RATES ONLY CONTEST. HOWEVER FEEL FREE TO LEAVE A COMMENT AS COMMENTS WILL BE THE DECIDING FACTOR IN THE EVENT OF A TIE. CLICK THE LINK BELOW TO CAST YOUR VOTE http://www.fubar.com/images.php?u=1722991&albumid=1228593&idx=0 ALSO DON'T FORGET TO VISIT THE PLAYMATE HOMEPAGE AND SHOW THE GIRLS SOME LOVE!! PLAYMATES @ FORBIDDEN INC.@ fubar

I'm Scared Of Next Week 9/30/08
I will be in the hospital on the 29th of this month for a week. I'm not dying (I think) Scince my second son (Jamal) was born I've been having seizures and there getting pretty frequent and pretty bad from what everybody tells me. I can't remember too much after them and my man (Tom) is usually there to ease me back into a reality... ...It sucks I have to be hooked up to an EEG (Electrodes all over my head) for a week on 2 video camera's 24 hours a day and I will only be allowed to sleep for 4 hours a day if I don't have a siezure for them in tre first two days. While I'm gone. If you pray for me pray for my kids too. CPS took them from me. I am not a bad Mom but my family has its problems that are beyond my control. My man will be standing by me so I'll have a little support I may be a lil new to fubar but to the friends I do have here you all have been the best.

Im That Girl
ITS SO FUNNY HOW PPL JUDGE ME WHEN THEY DONT KNOW ME. THEY LOOK AT ME AND ASSUME SO MUCH BEFORE THEY HAVE EVEN TLKED TO ME YET. I USED TO CARE BUT NOW IDGAF CAUSE IM ME AND THATS ALL U NEED TO KNOW. AND FOR YOU FELLAS THAT THINK IM JUST A PIECE OF ASS.....IM SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT. SO LETS KEEP IT REAL................ SEE IM THE GIRL HE GIVES HIS HOODIE TOO IM THE GIRL WHO DOESNT PLAY IM THE GIRL THAT COULD MAKE UR DAY IM THE GIRL THAT STAYS ON YA MIND IM THE GIRL THAT U WANNA BE WITH THRU TIME IM THE GIRL YOU NEVER WANNA LEAVE DONT FRONT YOULL SEE

When Friendship Ends...
It might seem like the worst thing in the world: losing a friend. But I promise you time is a great healer,things will get better. Losing a friend can be very stressful especially if you’re not sure why it's happening. There may be reasons you will never know but you just have to remember that if you were friends once then it couldn't have been anything to do with who you are. There may have been something that you have done or said that has hurt your friend without you realizing it. Or maybe it could be someone else who is getting in the way of your friendship.Either way don't be too worried as everything happens for a reason, if you are meant to be friends again then you will be. If not then you won't, it might be hard but believe me you will get over it. On the other hand it might be you who is causing the falling out. Your friend has possibly said or done something that you don't like. Don't take it to heart, ask them to explain what they meant or why they did it. I am sure there i

Rate My Eyes
PLEASE HELP ME OUT IN THIS WEEK LONG CONTEST. JUST CLICK THE LINK AND RATE AND COMMENT ME FOR SEXIEST EYES. I WOULD APPRECIATE IT SO MUCH AND PLEASE PASS THE LINK TO YOUR FIRENDS TO RATE AND COMMENT AS WELL. TYVM XOXOX http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=1722991&albumid=1228593&i=2071219614&idx=48 THE PERSON TO GET ME THE MOST VOTES /RATES WILL GET 400K FUBUX AT THE END OF THE CONTEST JSUT HAVE THEM SAY WHO SENT THEM.

Voice Of My Heart....
I've learned this from someone special to me that we should never say sorry for how you feel coz’ that’s like apologizing for being real. Feelings are not to be suppressed...Feelings should be expressed ...Feelings are there just to feel...but admitting it is a good deal. So now I am writing the feelings felt by heart… Feelings meant for you which I'm afraid to show…Feelings that I have for you only both of us know…only us understand! I know meeting you was fate…becoming your friend was a choice but falling in love with you I had no control over it.

Rip Whitney (kept In Corsets)
This post is dedicated to the wonderful Whitney, or as many of you knew her, Kept In Corsets. She was killed last night in a fatal car accident. Whitney, or Whittey as I called her, was a wonderful person. Everyone who knew her knew that. She was funny, caring, beautiful. As soon as she got in your presence you couldn't help but put a smile on your face. I'm one of the lucky ones that got to meet her off of here, and I must say that it was an experience I will never forget. We had so much fun together. Her and I actually had plans for this upcoming weekend to meet up and hang out. For all of Whittey's family and friends, I know how hurt and saddened you are by this, as am I. I'm going to keep everyone in my thoughts, as I hope you will do the same for me. I love and miss you Whittey! See you someday! I'll try to keep people updated on the situation as I get information. News Story: http://www.pittsburghpostgazette.com/pg/08268/914646-100.stm Kept In Corsets - F

Vanishing
I have thought long and hard over this but when I get everything kosher , I am thinking of trying to disappear for a week. My only problem is if I go anywhere she thinks she has to go . I need to get away from everything to recooperate, and actually find myself again. My life is a complete mess and I am the only one that can fix this mess. I have listened to the wrong people for too damn long , and I need to refocus on everything.

Each Day Is Never A Waste...each Smile Is A Wealth.
Behind your smile I know there are sorrows…behind your laughter I know there are tears, but I want you to know that behind you, there are friends who always there for you to comfort…families who will support all the way and God who will always protect you from harm. As long as we have memories, yesterday remains;as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have love, each day is never a waste.

Hymn #365
This is a hoot, but I suspect the minister didn't appreciate it. A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' Sermon complete, he sat down. The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River. '

Dance Wondering Fairy
the morn-full wind she does blow as the setting sun fades to dusk arise to greet the sullen moon dance wondering fairy twinkling in the glade a river plays your celtic song sweet scent of berry taste of wine here is your vision do you see mine

The Perfect Rose
The Perfect Rose Why I Like Giving Rose to you. The perfume sent of a fresh cut rose reminds me of you.You smell so good to me!The red petals remind me of your long beautiful red hair. The long stem of a rose reminds me of your sexy body. The throns reminds me of your sharp wit and humor. You are my Perfect Rose! By; Mike Estle

4 Blondes By Candace Bushnell
Plot Summary: The author whose name is synonymous with her novel Sex and the City weighs in again with four loosely linked tales that form a sexually charged and withering analysis of how New York'sAand London'sAwomen work feverishly at their relationships, meanwhile trying desperately to make their names. In the first chapter, the bluntly scheming, semisuccessful model Janey Wilcox is in her 10th year of charming powerful, rich men into installing her in their Hamptons homes for the summer. The mutual benefits are obvious: the moguls get a gorgeous sex kitten to display and bed, while she summers in high style. When this arrangement leads to a few humiliating encounters, however, Janey tries her hand at screenwriting and attempts real estate school, but eventually she finds her fortune in a more realistic endeavor: a lucrative lingerie modeling contract. The next story features Winnie, a successful columnist married to a mediocre literary journalist. The victims of relentless ambition

The Battle With In
The Battle With-In The demons with-in want to keep me in that deep dark hole in my soul. I fight every day to stay alive. I struggle to stay happy and smile. Every time I think I am close to healing and filling the deep dark hole in my soul, those demons with-in pull me back in. I can’t win. I push them away and they just keep coming back for me again, and again. I cry out, lord help me! There’s no answer. He can’t hear me over the screams of pain. The demons with-in cause scars and pain to my soul. I cry out Lord Help me, somebody help me, anybody, please. The demons with-in pull me deeper into the hole of my soul. They will never release me. They won’t let me be happy. The pain, I just want to die, and be done with all the pain. Then two faint voices cry out, over all the screams of pain. They sound as if they are crying and saying. Daddy please don’t give up; keep fighting the demons with-in for us. We love you very much. So I keep battling the demons with-in. It’s an every da

Missing Pieces
Life is like a difficult puzzle, you can try to solve it all, but there's always gonna be those missing pieces. Like now, I have opened a new account here after I have been deleted but I’ve already lost my special friends…surely gonna miss them all!

The Thief
The Thief Life has many twist and turns this is one of mine My life has been a whirlwind of heart ache until the Thief entered my life. The Thief at first didn’t appear to be so! The Thief appeaered to be a good hearted person We soon became friends, the Thief and me As time went on, I found myself talking and sharing feelings with the Thief. Feelings and things I hadn’t shared with anyone else!That’s when I realized Iwas dealing with a Thief of hearts.You are that Thief because you stole my heart the frist time we met Sweetheart! By: Mike Estle

A Simple Smile From You Can Give Hope To Everyone ...
Always be strong...remember, not everything has a happy ending and endings don't mean STOP! It's just a way of telling us that there's a new beginning ahead of us. We should always be ready for the unpredictable and expect the unexpected. It's easy to fall...hard to get up. But once we're up and back on track, we will be better persons. That's the way of life! We don't just live it, we learn from it! Just enjoy every minute of life....no matter what you have or how you'll do it. Grab every chance or opportunity to share your life with others...remember, each smile you have can bring happiness and hope for others!

Some "donts" To Remember....
Don't start a game if you can't finish it...Don't enter into someone's heart if you'll just leave it broken...Don't say a word that you don't understand...Don't use someone to move on...Don't get married to someone you don't love for whatever reasons...Most of all...You don't need to please everyone...just be yourself and prove your worth!

American Pride
Old Glory will live forever Our flag stands for freedom for all who believe. Our flag is the oldest decorated veteran to serve and defend our country. Our flag has flown over every battle field in every war our country has fought in. It has been ripped, shot, spit on and even burned yet still stands tall and proud. Flying high and free for those who believe in its colors. Those colors will never run or back down. The blue is for all who served. The stars are for the fifty beloved states it protects. The red strips are for the ones who died fighting our battles. The white strips are for all the ones who never made it home, missing in action. Old Glory is still beautiful for her age and all she been through. Old Glory is still as beautiful as the day Bessie Ross first made her. God bless Old Glory Our American Flag! The Great American Eagle A symbol of freedom The Great American Eagle. I wish I could fly like The Great American Eagle. Flying and so

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If Love be only kept among lovers, that may be too limited or tunnel-visioned ...Love from Mother Nature -- feel the gentle light breeze; see the clear blue skies; bees, butterflies and little daisies -- all kinds of everything, we realize the beautiful creation from our loving God...Love from parents -- they love you so they have punishments for your wrong doings, to let you know what is right and just...Love from peers and friends -- supporting and sharing and caring whenever you are in need, doesn't matter how often you meet, they are right readily offering help when you ask...Love from oneself and then to each other -- self respect for one's own value and dignity, so that one learns to respect numerous other 'ones', about their thoughts, their values, their feelings and perceptions -- so to live in peace and happily together...Surely, I am not denying Lovers' love -- such love is great and awesome. Strong as death with zeal like fire. Ideally, its loyalty and purity would be able t

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The Man in Black The person who trurned me on to country music would have to be my mother and grandmother. Growing up in our house my mother played the records of all the greats. Hank Williams, Johnny Paycheck, George Jones, Charlie Rich, Charlie Pride, Dolly Parton, Tammy Wynnet, Patsy Cline, Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, Kenny Rogers, and many others. My favorite has to be the Man in Black Johnny Cash. The twang of his guitar and heavy base lines were before his time. They labeled him Rock-A-Billy. Johnny Cash was born one of five kids to his parents in Kingsland Arkansas on February 26,1932. He grow up on the family farm. He was real close to his brother Jack Cash until a saw mill accident killed him in 1943. Johnny would take his brothers death hard. Johnny Cash Graduated high school in 1950 not knowing where his life was going he joined the Air Force. When he got out he bought a guitar moved to Memphis Tennessee with his new wife. Johnny Cash started out singing

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Unnamed Feeling -- Metallica
Been here before Been here before couldn't say I liked it Do I start writing this down? Just let me plug you into my world Can't you help me be uncrazy? Name this for me, heat the cold air Take the chill off of my life And if I could I'd turn my eyes To look inside and see what's comin' It comes alive, It comes alive, It comes alive And I die a little more It comes alive, It comes alive, It comes alive Each moment here I die a little more Then the unnamed feeling It comes alive The the unnamed feeling Takes me away I'm frantic in your soothing arms I can not sleep in this down filled world I've found safety in this loneliness But I can not stand it anymore Cross my heart hope not to die Swallow evil, ride the sky Lose myself in a crowded room You fool, you fool, it will be here soon It comes alive, It comes alive, It comes alive And I die a little more It comes alive, It comes alive, It comes alive Each moment And I die a little more Then the

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A true Friend Why is it so hard for to men who are friends to say how they feel about one another without worrying about what others think? I guess it’s because there afraid someone’s going to accuse them of being gay. I am not afraid to share my feelings, and I am not gay, However Know if he knew I was writing this he would tell me to cut the mushy crap off. I just had to put it down in words incase I don’t get the chance to say it. A true friend only comes around so few times in your life. I am talking about a friend who never puts you down, even when you make stupid mistakes. Someone who always there when you need them always got your back. When you talk about a friend like that I can say I have only one true friend. He has been there through everything with me, the good, and the bad. He never complained or wanted anything in return. I can honestly say I haven’t always been as good a friend to him as he has been to me, and for that I am truly sorry. Yet he always stuck by me.

Evel Keneviel
Evel Keneviel (1938-2007) You can’t talk about, or think about the stunt cycling in the late 60’s and 70’s without speaking his name and telling a story of Evel Keneviel. He was born in Butte Montana in 1938 with a passion for Motor Cycles and stunt driving. Most of his early stunt was jumping over rattle snakes and lions. He later moved up to jumping cars and trucks. Imitation they say is the most sincere form of falter. Many young boys who grow up in that era pretended to be him while riding there bikes jumping home made ramps. I know I did. I had all the Evel Keneviel toys, my Evel Keneviel action figure and the Evel Keneviel stunt cycle. A child of the 70’s myself I remember watching many of Evel Keneviel jumps on television , his specials and on the television show Wide World of Sports. Evel Keneviel most famous jumps were his Genius book records like jumping 13 Pete built trucks at that time it was never done before. His rocket attempt across the canyon. H

New Schedual
To all my friends & family, starting next week my job will be switching my working hours to the grave yard shift! for the entire month of Oct. Starting Sept 29th, I will be working from 7:30pm - 5:30 am so U wont be seeing me on here at night at all for about 5 wks. I will check in from time to time during the day so if U need to get a hold of me leave me a msg or send me a email at etaylorzoo@aol.com & I will try to get back to u as soon as I can. Will miss U all and hope that U will still be here when I can come hang out again! Sending all my love and hope that U all have a great month!

Mitt Navn Er Knoph
Det var navnet på Bullls eneste kriminalroman fra 1913. Ganske sikkert et hint til Elvestads detektiv-helt Asbjørn Krag. Elvestad skrev (som Stein Riverton) nærmere 100 krimhistorier. Det fører over til Elvestads tur til løveburet i 1906. Hans kollega og kamerat M. B. Landstad hadde skrevet i en konkurerende avis at Elvestad hadde planlagt å intervjue løven Mustapha. Og etter at Elvestad virkelig gjorde dette skrev han et svar: "Da M.B Landstad fik høre om mine studier i løveburet, ble han saa interesseret, at han paa stedet tilbød sig at gaa ind til den store numibiske tiger. Han har lyst til at se, hvordan tigeren tar det med et fremmed menneske. M. B. L. skal etter hvad jeg erfarer, gaa ind i tigerburet torsdag ettermiddag kl halv 6. Hans eneste vaapen bliver en sølvknappet stok og en nystrøget sylinder." Landstad møtte ikke opp. Et underliggende tema i denne historien er de kristnes feighet overfor realitetene. Landstad var sønnesønn av salmedikteren, og løven er et

The Intimidator
The Intimidator Kannapolis North Carolina, a man works to make ends meat for his family. Working at the cotton mill and dirt racing on the weekend. That’s all there was to do in Kannapolis North Carolina. You earthier worked in the cotton mill or raced. Ralph Earnhardt made a name for himself as one of the best dirt track racers in the history of racing. He tore up the dirt tracks in the 50’s and 60’s. Ralph Earnhardt had five kids, two boys and two girls. The middle child a son named Dale Earnhardt, who likes his daddy he had a passion for racing. When Dale Earnhardt reached high school he couldn’t stand it he had to race. He loved it so much, watching his father race; he had to get out on the track and race himself. Dale Earnhardt quit school, even though it was against his mother and father’s wishes. Dale Earnhardt started tarring up the dirt tracks along with his father. He had such aggressive driving style other drivers gave him the ni

My Job
I have for a year now worked at a facility that specializes in Alzheimers. I see them daily and get close to them and their families, and in return it's like they are a part of my family. I take my job seriously, and try my best every day to make things easier on them. During the last month we have lost 3 residents. Each of them will always have a special place in my heart. And I will never forget them. But this past month has tested me. Almost broke me emotionally, and I wonder at times how I can do my job. I do my job because I love it. I love those residents like they were family, and have come to be a part of theirs. I do my job, because there's not alot of people out there that can handle doing what I do. Then I realized something today after the 3rd resident passed away. Something I never thought of before. Even though they suffered having Alzheimers, and the hurt that goes with it for them and their families, that after they pass on, they aren't suffering anymor

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Tears of a Native American Indian The sun raised up in a beautiful haze of pink, red, purple and blue through the clouds. Over the Purple and white mountain tops. A eagle soars high in the sky then darts down fast and furious and snaches a fish out of the clear mountain stream. The stream runs through the prairie at the foot of the mountain. A proud Cherokee Indian Warrior sit on a rocky cliff in front of his teepee smoking a peace pipe. His Indain bride new with child sits breast feeding there child. The Cherokee Indain Warrior looks down into the prairie. He watches the buffalo, deer and elk grazing on the prairie grass. A bear fishing in the stream off in the distance. The lush green forest surrounding the whole prairie valley. A proud Cherokee Indain Warrior who loves all Mother Earth has to offer to him. If the Cherokee Indain Warrior had a mistress Mother Earth was her. He loved her clear blue skies, clean flowing mountain streams and rivers. The lush green forest filld wit

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A REDNECK LOVE POEM SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE, SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE. SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL, SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO. PAPPY TOLD HER, 'SUSIE GAL, YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER. I'D JUST AS SOON YO' MA DON'T KNOW, BUT JOE IS YO' HALF BROTHER.' SO SUSIE PUT ASIDE HER JOE AND PLANNED TO MARRY WILL. BUT AFTER TELLING PAPPY THIS, HE SAID, 'THERE'S TROUBLE STILL; YOU CAN'T MARRY WILL, MY GAL, AND PLEASE DON'T TELL YO' MOTHER. BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL MO' I KNOW IS YO' HALF BROTHER. BUT MAMA KNEW AND SAID, MY CHILD, JUST DO WHAT MAKES YO' HAPPY. MARRY WILL OR MAR RY JOE; YOU AIN'T NO KIN TO PAPPY. Brings a tear to yer eye, don't it?

Sealed With A Kss
Sealed With a Kiss A man and a women sit crying at there only daughters high school graduation. Tears of joy and happiness rolling down there faces. They couldn’t be more proud of her. They sit thinking of all the future may hold for their daughter. Later that day the daughter tells her mother and father she has joined the Marine Core. She is leaving for Boot camp this weekend. Time goes on a few months later the mother and father sit in the stands watching there daughter graduation from basic training. They soon learn there is no time to celebrate there only daughter is being sent over saes to fright in the war. All her mother could do is cry, my baby is only eighteen years old. I don’t want her to go. The father holds his wife and replies I know I don’t want her to go earthier. She made the decision to join and has to go.Over the pass two years many letters came in from there daughter. Most of them just saying she was doing fine despite the harsh desert condition. She tells

The Portrait
The Portrait She walks into my studio. I’ve seen her before. When she came in to make arrangements to pose nude for a Portrait, she said it was for a friend. I kindly showed her to the changing room she tossed her long fiery red hair back as she walked to the changing room. Her hair flowed like flames flickering in the wind. I think to myself how I’d love to run my fingers through that long lovely red hair. I thought what a vision of beauty. I wait for her to come back out so we can begin are session. I look up from my artist table to see her standing in the spot light. The light bouncing off her long red hair. Shined all through it. It appears as to give off an orange glow around her. She turns with her back to me and drops her robe, reveling her tight perfect apple shape butt. She then turns with her back around and smiles. She said where and how I would like her to pose. I think to myself how I would like to make wild, sweet passionate love to her right here and now. I respond h

Corsets. :(
I don't pretend to know her any better than anyone else. Truth be told we really only started talking a few months ago. In that time i grew to like and respect her. I don't like sharing my feelings, and there are many blogs out there about her. I just want to explain my default. It's how i deal with things. I make pictures. Makes me feel better. So you can say i'm an attention whore, or whatever. It's my expression of how i feel. Whitney, i'll miss you. My prayers go out to your family. :(

Enslave Me
It Has Been A Long Ass Time Since I Became Anyone's FU-SLAVE... REMIND ME! REMIND ME! But The Thing That Ponders Me Is.... Do You Have What It Takes To Own Me? imikimi - Customize Your World CLICK ENSLAVE ME! WHOOOT WHOOOT! ALL BIDS ARE NEGOTABLE WITH ME!

Plz Ill Do Just About Anything Plz I Really Do Love My Friends
I NEED HELP PLZ PLZ IM WILLING TO DO JUST ABOUT ANYTHING FOR HELP NOW.. MY FRIEND COMES TO ME IN DESPERATION BEGGING FOR HELP HES DOWN BY 6K AND WE ARENT HALF AS STRONG AS WE ONCE WERE. I NEED HELP NOW IF ANYONE COULD. I HATE TO SEE MY FRIENDS NEEDING STUFF AND I CANT DO ANYTHING TO HELP.. SO PLZ HELP ME TO HELP THEM PLZ.. ONE DAY IT MAYBE ME ASKING THE SAME PLEA ON YOUR BEHALF... BOMBS PLEASE AS MUCH AS YOU CAN. THANK YOU PLEASE WHAT DO I NEED TO DO IN ORDER FOR YOU TO HELP? THANKS

Save 5 Million!!!
How To Save the Government $5 Million A president's pension currently is $191,300 per year, until he is 80 years old. Assuming the next president lives to age 80. Sen. McCain would receive ZERO pension as he would reach 80 at the end of two terms as president. Sen. Obama would be retired for 26 years after two terms and would receive $4,973,800 in pension. Therefore it would certainly make economic sense to elect McCain in November. How's that for non partisan thinking???

Wed Sept. 24, 2008 From Tarot.com
LIBRA: "Instead of thinking about everyone else's needs, put yourself first for a change. This is not about being unconsciously selfish. It's about acknowledging that love of others begins with developing your self-esteem. If you don't take adequate care of yourself, then you won't have very much to give anyone else." how very true this is for all of us...*nods* blessed be

Rip Whitney
This is not fucking fair! Whitney was such a great friend to me, an awesome listener and one of the few people I would open up to. Liam needs his mom, and I feel so terrible right now. I can barely see, crying too hard. She was so sweet, kind, honest, respectful, loving and caring. It sucks, it really does. I've never been close to anyone that has passed on... but this hits hard. This is... just whoa... fucked up... my thoughts and prayers go out to her mom, Shawn and those two wonderful little boys, Liam and Jonathan. RIP Whitney! I'll always love and miss you!

Friday -----9:30 Am
so theres an appointment come this friday at 9:30am... for a truck driving company.. only thing that sucks is its all the way out in bfe sanford and its something that untill im 21 ill have to be doing it with my mom... whcih isnt to back my moms pretty laid back and its only be for a few months but if its what i have to do to get to that place faster hey..ill do it...lol so yea.. i guess jsut wish me luck lol... :) ---- until next time

Proud To Be White
Partner, do yourself a favor and read to the end. Proud To Be White Someone finally said it. How many are actually paying attention to this? There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, Native Americans, etc. .....And then there are just - Americans. Some pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. They Call me 'White Boy,' 'Cracker,' 'Honkey,' 'Whitey,' 'Caveman,'.....And that's OK. You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live? They have the United Negro College Fund. They have Hispanic History Month. They have Martin Luther King Day. They have Asian History Month. They have Black History Month. They have Cesar Chavez Day. They have Ma'uled Al-Nabi. They have Yom Hashoah. They have Kawanza. They have the NAACP. And BET. Yet, if we had WET (White Entertainment Television).....We'd be racists. If we had a White Pride Day.

Shock And Saddness
You know people say you can't find true friends online or have true feelings for people you have never met face to face. I call bullshit on this because of this woman. She was an amazing friend and I am still in shock over her death. Please remember her family and her son. Woman killed in Lawrence County crash Wednesday, September 24, 2008 By Daniel Malloy, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette A woman was killed when the car in which she was riding pulled out into the path of a tractor-trailer in Lawrence County last night. Northwest Regional Police Chief James Morris said Whitney Jo Maguire, 21, of Ambridge, died in the crash shortly before 7 p.m. at Routes 551 and 422 near Edinburg. The driver of the car, Shawn Geisinger, 22, of Tarentum, and Ms. Maguire's 2-year-old son were taken to a hospital for treatment. The truck driver, Daniel J. Hill, 33, of Brackenridge, was not injured. The crash closed Route 422 for five hours. First published on September 24, 2008 at

Kept In Corsets
Woman killed in Lawrence County crash Wednesday, September 24, 2008 By Daniel Malloy, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette A woman was killed when the car in which she was riding pulled out into the path of a tractor-trailer in Lawrence County last night. Northwest Regional Police Chief James Morris said Whitney Jo Maguire, 21, of Ambridge, died in the crash shortly before 7 p.m. at Routes 551 and 422 near Edinburg. The driver of the car, Shawn Geisinger, 22, of Tarentum, and Ms. Maguire's 2-year-old son were taken to a hospital for treatment. The truck driver, Daniel J. Hill, 33, of Brackenridge, was not injured. The crash closed Route 422 for five hours. First published on September 24, 2008 at 12:25 pm http://www.pittsburghpostgazette.com/pg/08268/914646-100.stm Kept In Corsets - Fu-owned by SexySavior & Pedro El Loco, Fu-owner of KatieMae @ fubar

Rip Kept In Corsets
RIP Whitney...You will be missed SO much. I ♥ you! ---------------------------------------- Woman killed in Lawrence County crash Wednesday, September 24, 2008 By Daniel Malloy, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette A woman was killed when the car in which she was riding pulled out into the path of a tractor-trailer in Lawrence County last night. Northwest Regional Police Chief James Morris said Whitney Jo Maguire, 21, of Ambridge, died in the crash shortly before 7 p.m. at Routes 551 and 422 near Edinburg. The driver of the car, Shawn Geisinger, 22, of Tarentum, and Ms. Maguire's 2-year-old son were taken to a hospital for treatment. The truck driver, Daniel J. Hill, 33, of Brackenridge, was not injured. The crash closed Route 422 for five hours. First published on September 24, 2008 at 12:25 pm http://www.pittsburghpostgazette.com/pg/08268/914646-100.stm

The Cork
The Cork . . Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt. If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?" I regret I cannot", lamented the first Arab. "It is permanently stuck in my butt." "I do not understand," said the other. The first Arab says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an American flag attire with a white beard and top hat came boiling out. He said, "I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish." I said, "No shit?" God Bless America

Speaking English
Why it's important to understand English... I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank. In the shortest line there was just one lady in front of me...an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations". The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people, too!"

About Me
well im 20, 110lbs, 5'2 1/2 lol yes the 1/2 matters!!! I am not short! Im funsized!!! lol I have two daughters, and a hubby. I love making friends and talking to people. I dont care what people rate me on here. be honest....I know what I look like, and I accept it so its all that matters :) neways...be happy!!!

Where Are The Socrates, The Kiplings Of Our Day?
Okay, my chosen title for part one of our vacation to Seattle last week may not make sense. But in the back seat of my in-laws’ 2008 Chevy HHR that we rode to Seattle and back in, there’s quite a bit of space to stretch out in. In lieu of the CDs the four of us (my wife Martha, her parents Robert and Sharon, and myself) didn’t bring and Robert’s refusal to play the radio at all so he could focus on the road, we had time when Martha and I weren’t double-checking the directions to either work on sudoku puzzles (or the letter-placing equivalent, wordoku) or snuggle or just read. I took part in the last. The first book I finished in the back seat that I had started before I got there was Bayly Turlington’s 1969 study of “Socrates: Father of Western Philosophy” (SBN 531009521). Perhaps the subtitle’s a little misleading at least to me, but it’s a basic study of Socrates’ life – no armchair philosopher, he was also a veteran of three military campaigns – as well as a simple presentati

Redneck Computer Terms
REDNECK COMPUTER TERMS.!! *BACKUP..What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods. *BAR CODE..Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern. *BUG..The reason you give for calling in sick. *BYTE..What your pit bull dun to cusin Jethro. *CACHE..Needed when you run out of food stamps. *CHIP..Pasture muffins that you try not to step in. *TERMINAL..Time to call the undertaker. *CRASH..When you go to Junior's party uninvited. *DIGITAL..The art of counting on your fingers. *DISKETTE..Female disco dancer. *FAX..What you lie about to the IRS. *HACKER..Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking. *HARDCOPY..Picture looked at when selecting tattoos. *INTERNET..Where cafeteria workers put their hair. *KEYBOARD..Where you hang the keys to the John Deere. *MAC..Big Bubba's favorite fast food. *MEGAHERTZ..How your head feels after 17 beers. *MODEM..What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall. *MOUSE PAD..Where Mickey and Minnie live.

Again With The Begging
Seriously. I thought this was a site with adult people. Maybe I'm mistaken. It does happen on rare occasions. Like when I've gone 3 days without sleep. But these people that are constantly begging for Bling or VIPs or Blasts or Happy Hours? Come on! Buy 'em yourself? Oh sure, I'll admit to giving some friends Bling. And yeah, I've gotten a few VIPs as gifts for others. However, none of them begged for it and all were pretty much surprised by it. Maybe it's just me. Maybe I'm just feeling more bitchy than normal. But I'm tired of it and people will be poofin' from my list. All I got to say. *hops off my soap box*

If Im In A Shitty Mood Or Dont Feel Good This Is Why!
So I have polycyctic ovarin syndrome! I've been on my period for almost four months!!! it's horrible!!! Im very tired all the time but im still having to work!! And my line of work only makes it worse! So pls if im not in a good mood I hope you understand!! ~Mel

Master's Bag Of Tricks..............
She was in the shower, going through her ritual bathing preparation, when I began my own preparations in the bedroom. I pulled down the bags and opened them up one by one, laying them side by side. I had cleared off a table and covered it with a white towel, then covered that with white paper towels for the perfect (and reminiscent of a gyn office) prep table. I reached into the bag and selected 4 dong/dildos of different sizes and textures, 2 vibrating bullets, a vibrating butt plug, a rubber flogger, and a set of restraints to tie to the legs of the bed. I went to the sink and sprayed each of the dildos, bullets, and plug with toy cleaner and rinsed each in hot water, wrapping each in a clean paper towel and placing them neatly in order by size on my special table. I went over to the cabinet and selected 3 lubes from my collection, one flavored, one thin and super slick, and one thick and gooey. I checked the bottles on each to make sure they were compatible with the latex jelly

"girlfriend Application"
EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiEND OR GIRLFRiEND- REPOST THiS! SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! Ladies Title it "Boyfriend Application" Guys Title it "Girlfriend Application" 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5. Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8. Hair (color and style): 9. Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11. Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would u take a nap with me? 16. Do you think I'm cute? 17. If you could change anything about me -would you? 18. Wo

Ok What Ya Think Of This???
here's the situation. got a call from a tenant the other nite. said there was a bottle of pills out in the hall way all over the place... he had no idea what they were... so said call the cops and he did. the chief of police comes takes a look and said the landlord should take care of that!!!! the tenant calls back so pops goes down to take care it. came back and said he threw them away.. ma went to work today and dug them out and took the to the pharmacy... and they told her that the pills ritilin!!!!! schedule 2 narcatic!!!! and the cops told the tenant that we are responcible for it... how fucked up is that... didn;t even look to see what it was...

Whats In My Head
when I wake I wonder what the day holds and hope for the bestbut expect the worst.When my mind races I wonder what makes me tick most of my thoughts are good and at times my head gets full of dark thoughts. Try to get the dark thought to go away but they end up getting pushed back into the furtherest places in my mind.It takes the heavy music to put me into a place of peace ppl wonder why is that when ur mind runss a million mile per second and u cant stop even on a peaceful day.U can find peace in a chaotic momment.I know I worry some of my friends when I get to bad place but I dont mean to worrie ppl.It does away as fast as it comes to mind. That is my twisted mind.

Bleeding Heart
a red river of hearbreak pours from my open wound so frail and weak i reach for your hand but you are not there you have left me to bleed, alone and cold i look for shelter struggling to make it through the day one day you will see my feelings are true one day you will see i truly need you my heart will mend, life will go on without you in my life.... Im just wandering on life seems so dim, the nights ...too long, i wonder if i will ever feel again a love so strong my pain shall subside my tears will dry but until then, Ill continue to cry i need something to hold on to something real do you still love me? Do you care? Do you feel? Ill hold you in my thoughts until the night comes then ill dream of better times when we both were in love.

1
Our lips to meet, A thought so sweet Your hands in mine The thought divine A soothing touch A sweet embrace A tender kiss Upon my face Tell me you love me With just one kiss Make me believe In genuine bliss Loving arms Hold me tight A pleasant dream To fill my night Wish to touch you If just one time Tell me forever That You’ll be mine **For a love long since passed,but never gone.**

More Reason To Bitch(army Pt 2)
So who do you go to when your COC sucks? Why do people get chapters because they want out so they threaten to kill themselves, yet others have to die of heart problems to get out? Does it make sense to have to go to deployment related training when you are non-deployable? Doesn't to me. Does it make sense that you have many months time in grade, plenty of points and awards and don't get promoted? Yet the other guy has been in 2 years and is already a SGT? Who is losing here? I swear I am going to create a website dedicated to removing the sugar coating on the image of the Army. For the record, I support all those who have made themselves respectable, but I refuse to respect those who abuse their rank.

Fubar Rhapsody
Is this just real life, is this just fantasy caught in a landslide, our escape from reality open the mumms look them up to see ones just a poor boy in need of sympathy shes just easy come easy go, little high a lot low He's asking how women blow,doesn't really matter to me Baby J did you kill the mumms, put a gun gainst the point whore head Killed the points now they seem dead ooohhh they are just for fun but now you've gone and thrown it all away Baby J ooohhh did you mean to make them cry they might not be back this time tomorrow well carry on carry on it doesn't really matter To late the deed is done, sends shivers down my spine broom of justice sweeping all the time Goodbye to the haters they had to go had to leave us behind to face the truth ooohhh ( any way fubar blows ) I like to see them cry,I sometime wish they had never been born at all. I see a little silhouette of a man vamoose vamoose will you take your mumm and go thunder bol

The Army Is A 4 Letter Word
So, I am so angry at the army that I skipped the entire chain of command and wrote a letter to the Colonel. The beauty of being a wife is that I have no one to answer to. So he responded immediately to my first e-mail and encouraged me to continue relaying my concerns, so I wrote him another lengthy e-mail. I explained everything. It's not hard to look at my husbands record and see that I am neither lying or kidding about the things I told him. Of course, his answer to the second e-mail was so vague that none of my issues were explained, and it almost sounded like a "sucks to be you" reply, although he said he started an inquiry. Yesterday, my husband got the results of his latest heart test and his back MRI. Now mind you, back in April the docs said the back wall of his heart was weak, and in '03 he was diagnosed with Lumbar Degenerative Disc Disease. Yesterday the doc told him that his left heart ventricle was dilated, but it was "nothing to worry about", and his back "had a bulge

I Got My Shot
Today at 9AM, i was the lucky receiptiant of steroid shots into my spine. I got theere at 830am, and was out by 10ish, in time to eat a bagel. So far, so good. I came home, took a nap, and I'm not in the pain I started the day with. Granted, I was in big pain this morning for some reason, but I do feel somewhat better. He did say that I would really know in the next few days if it worked,and today might not show me any results, but I have some improvement. Tomorrow would be awesome if I awoke with no pain, but thats a pipe dream. So thats where I'm at, I shall keep you all posted tomorrow if there is any change.

*ozzy* Needs Our Help ,lets Be There For Him Friends
*OZZY DON'T ASK FOR THAT MUCH HELP FROM NOONE BUT IS THERE FOR YOU IF YOU ASK HIM SO LETS MAKE SURE HE WINS THIS CONTEST.. HE HAS BEEN THRU A LOT LATELY AND DESERVES IT!! SO FRIENDS, YA KNOW I ALWAYS RETURN THE FAVORS WITH BLINGS OR HELP....THANKS ALL! RATES ARE WORTH 3 COMMENTS WORTH 1 COULD YOU HELP PLZ.............

A Little Game...
Gonna play a little game....there is a patient in my ER right now for alcohol intoxication...He states he drank a gallon of vodka this morning....He took a breathalizer test...lets play guess that number! whoever gets the closest in the next 15 mins gets a bling at HH! lmao.

Lawyers Want Until Monday To Review Settlement Plan
By Tracy Breton Journal Staff Writer PROVIDENCE –– Lawyers for some of the parties sued by the victims of the Station nightclub fire are asking a federal judge to give them until Monday to respond to a proposed plan for reviewing settlement offers that have been made to those who lost loved ones or were injured in the disastrous blaze. The victims have been offered more than $176 million by a raft of defendants they have sued in connection with the Feb. 20, 2003, fire. If the court and all the victims approve the settlement offers and a plan of distribution for the proceeds, there will be no trial of the civil suits. One hundred people died in the nightclub blaze; more than 200 others were injured. A special master is devising a grid that would apportion the settlement proceeds among the victims based on such factors as severity of injury and number of dependents. Some of the victims say they have scheduled meetings this week with their lawyers regarding the settleme

Still Waitn On New Baby!!
I just wanted to post this and say thxxxx to all who have left love on my page. I am still @ Mandi's...no baby yet. She is due saturday...but was hopin he would come by now..LOL This laptop is sooooooo hard to leave comments on ppl's page using the fingertip option cause my mouse don't work here....and i just hate it that i can't return all the love...so plzzz take this thank u and know all is appreciated!!!!! U All RAWK!!!!! Laura ♥

The First Of Many (i Hope Lol I Do Have A Short Attention Span)
So, I have decided to actually post a blog on here for my Fubar friends! I stopped posting them on myspace because I never thought anyone actually ever read them lol. We'll see how things go here. I'll try and keep you posted on a day in the life of you're one and only, which for the most part is sometimes pretty interesting. I guess I should start off with the most recent thing thats been happening which is of course the break up which happened a couple weeks ago and my ex wasn't too happy when he found out I had been seeing another guy so soon after a 3-4 year relationship. Someone had made a pretty threatening phone call saying they're watching me and coming to get me and when they do I'm going to wish I was never born and that I'm a fucking whore and all sorts of other stuff... All with a voice disguise machine and of course using a private number. And who else would it be if he works at a Halloween store and has recently called me a whore? Lol. So I called the cops and if it

Three "working" Days Later...
So I did it. I started working online at MFC. It’s a great, very model friendly site. At least from what I’ve heard and experienced so far. There is the occasional asshole, but I’ve seen more good than evil in this scenario. Not exactly what I was expecting. I earn 50%, which is better by far than any other site I’ve looked into and so far by regular means have made a serious killing. The only thing that’s been irking me is people are very fickle. Let me rephrase…men are very fickle. I’m sorry, but if you don’t specify what you want and exactly how you want it before we go in to private I won’t know what to do and I will take the time to find out so I can make your experience as good as it can possibly be. I’m a cam girl for Christ sakes not a damn mind reader. Don’t get mad at me if YOU didn’t take the time to tell me what you wanted before hand and I take the time to ask to make sure I get it right. They aren’t all assholes of course. A lot of the guys on there are sweeter than

!!!!!!!!!!
LIFE IS A GAME,LEARN AS WE GO. FRIENDS R GREATS,A LOVER IS WONDERFUL. LOVE IS TO CHERISH UR SOULMATE IS TO CHERISH.. WETHER ITS MALE OR FEMALE,IF UR TRULY WITH THEM.CHERISH THEM.LIFE'S TO SHORT TO PLAY,LIE,CHEAT,MISUSE. I FOR 1 IS NOTHIN BUT LOVE &CHERISHER..

Just Get Your Own!
Maybe it's me...but if you want something...why not get it yourself. All I have seen on here today...and granted I haven't been here long...are a bunch of my friends saying "own me" or "buy me this" WTF? Why? I mean...what's in it for me? No one "owns" anyone on here...it isn't like you are going to come over and blow me. You ladies rank up fast as hell, but it takes guys forever...same with getting fubucks...so forgive me if I am not anxious to hand over all of mine just to see your ass. Or buy you a bling pack. Do something original...buy your OWN bling pack or VIP or something. And let me stress this isn't directed at EVERYONE...as I know some of you DO buy your own..and don't "sell" your naughty pics...god bless your sweet asses :) All these auctions and shit to see your boobs...you all know porn on the net is free right? LOL.

Obscure Book Meme
So I found this floating around teh intarwebs, and, being a book junkie (I can't say "bibliophile" because there's already one of those, and she's way cuter than me) I couldn't resist. So here it is! What ten books do you own that you think no one else on your friends list does? Well, unless some of you are sci-fi junkies, there are probably quite a few. But here's some of the more obscure ones. 1. The Essential Ellison: A 50 Year Retrospective by Harlan Ellison. Not exactly a "best of," though it does include many of his best print works, it's more of an overview of the careeer of one of the most prolific--and polarizing--living writers. Some absolutely stunning material in this hefty tome, stuff to make you laugh, stuff to make you cry, stuff to make you shiver in the dark. A must have! 2. The Bahir, edited by Aryeh Kaplan. One of the oldest Kabbalistic texts, thought to trace back to the first century. A fascinating look into an amazing mystical system. The edition I

Auction Thoughts
I was thinkin of holding an auction...talking to a few people about it, Alien, Ms.D, Fish etc... and im thinkin about maybe wanting something to do somethin different around here yanno? seems kinda fun. i think i would hold an FU bux only one. I think it gives everyone a chance to participate yanno? Or maybe Fu bux and bling packs only? I was origianlly thinkin of a Bling pack only auction...but meh...i dunno. also, thinkin of not making it too long...i dunno about you guys but one week on here feels like a month to me. So the pets would only be tied up for like two weeks instead of a month. thinkin about makin it an "Adopt a FU Pet" auction and with Aliens help :P putting the boys in doggie graphics and the girls in kittahs? the pets can have "Adopted by ___" in their names? not sure about any more details but it already makes me giggle. Should i wait until some of my friends become free from their current ownership? Which is a month from now? or is it

Pebblesinaz Nicety Auction! Come & Join!
Come check it out you won't regret it! Lets see who can spoil these sweet, sexy, awesome fu's. You will find only the best there! We have some nice ones and some naughty ones :) Lets spank them all with lots of love! Oh yea while you are there don't forget to spank PebbleinAZ hard! SHE IS DEFINITELY GOOD FOR IT!!!!! Here are the entry's :) Come and show them some love and make a bid on them.

09/24/08 - T.a.t.u. - All About Us (yes It Isssss)
SONG VERSION BELOW All About Us - Tatu VIDEO VERSION BELOW All About Us - t.A.T.u. LYRICS BELOW They say They don't trust You, me, we, us So we'll fall If we must Cause it's you, me And it's all about It's all about It's all about us (all about us) It's all about All about us (all about us) There's a thing that they can't touch 'Cause ya know (ah ah) It's all about us (all about us) It's all about All about us all about us We'll run away if we must 'Cause ya know It's all about us (It's all about us) It's all about love (It's all about us) In you I can trust (It's all about us) It's all about us If they hurt you They hurt me too So we'll rise up Won't stop And it's all about It's all about It's all about us (all about us) It's all about All about us (all about us) There's a thing that they can't touch 'Cause ya know (ah ah) It's all about us (all about us) It's all about All about us all about us We'll run away i

Wanna Be A Wicked Kittie????
all you have to do to join is put "Member of Wicked Kitties" in your profile and make a salute with your fubar name and that as well... see no flaming hoops here so callin out to the tattooed and pierced sex kittens....and callin out to the bbw and the thick chicks...and anybody who thinks they can show the group respect...no long list of rules....no voting in....just a real group with real ppl..... SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR???? BE THE FIRST ON YOUR BLOCK TO RUN TO THE WINDOW AND SAY" IM A WICKED KITTIE"!!!!!!!!!!!! (ok dont really do that they might call someone)

O5
And again I havnt been on here in ages, plus no ones been messaging or commenting me since the last time I was here. Its as if back when this site was CherryTAP more and more messages were being piled up in my inbox and on my page. Back when things where more fun and exciting. But since things have been changed less and less have been comming through, wich is pretty sad if you think about it. I guess nobody here loves little ol' Jams anymore. Well anyways, I better get going... hopefully next time I make a Fubar appearance there will be something. ♥ Jams!

~ Oral Caress ~
***Oral Caresses*** Cradled between your tender thighs I lift you to my mouth. The abundance of your wetness greets me and my mouth overflows with your warm essence. Your sweet taste is on my tongue and your fragrance delights my senses. No gentle lick this visit. No bashful cautious approach..... For I Wish To Consume You...... Peace.....

Bailout???
bailout?? So now we are looking at paying the top 10 % 700 billion dollars....this is a very big number and some people don't have an idea of how much money that is. So to start i thought i might put it in perspective. if you work for minimum wage all year 40 hours a week you bring home 10,712. a single billion would pay for 93,353.25 (rounded to the nearest hundredth) minimum wage workers for a year. to put this into further prospective. according to bls.gov (bureau of labor statistics) there are approximately 1.9 million people working in the us at or below minimum wage. this bailout would pay for all their salaries (actually i rounded up to 2 million) for 32 years. One last approximation for you to consider. The war in Iraq has cost us less than this bailout will. the way this "bailout" is looking to be termed is just plain a bad idea. basically the mortgage backed securities that are running all our businesses into the ground are going to be bought by the us government,

Wednesdays Menu
For breakfast today NY strip pan seared in bacon renderings, seasoned with Montreal Steak seasoning, accompanied by mushrooms and onions, topped with over medium egg. Side of breakfast potato's, peppers onions garlic paprika

Ooops...i Did It Again...
Yup its true i did it again...what did I do you might ask...well I joined another great auction of course So here is your chance to own me and let me spoil you for a good amount of time So what do you say come on by and place a bid on me and make me yours... Let me love you and spoil you the way you deserve to be Just click the link and bid,bid,bid

Songs We Luv To Drive Fast To!!
Ok so I need some input I'm gonna do a show Monday night 9/29/08--8-11 est @ dirty deeds radio lounge(you can also find us on the web dirtydeedsradio.com)...here is what I'm asking..What are the songs that while driving you just can't help but pick up speed, one minute your following the law and doing the limit then you look down and bammmmmm your quickly reaching them triple digits!!! leave me a comment and I'll put your song on my playlist, then of course show up and jam out with us, drinks are on me!!! ty rock on dani!

R.i.p. Linda
Just found out one of my Fubar friends passed away at 1 pm on 9-21-08, She had luekemia and had never told me, apparently she hardly told anybody. 25 days before her 26th bday. At least she passed on to a better place and wasnt alone, I was told by her sister this morning and she was with her. I wish the best to her Kids and her family. R.I.P. Mami... http://www.fubar.com/user/1887696

Wish List
ok guys this is just my wish list.....if any of you guys would like to buy me any of these outfits below let me know an do it in a private message with the subject line saying outfit...let me know which outfit you would like to get.I will reply back with my address so that you can mail it,i will let you know the size an all when i know what outfit you are getting....the link for the site will be below the pic....i would apprecaite it alot....any outfit you buy u will get to see me in i will take a pic of me in it an post it up on here....i will do a dedacatied salute to you to with me in the outfit if ya would like.thank you for those that will do it if you need fubucks i can give you fubucks for you buying a outfit..ill give you 200,000 fubucks. http://www.flirtcatalog.com/p-84624-eyelet-short-set.aspx?pagenum=1&pagesize=50&sortby=name&prevurl=on-sale.aspx&prevcategoryid=875 http://www.flirtcatalog.com/p-82711-halter-top.aspx?pagenum=3&pagesize=50&sortby=name&prevurl

Thanks Everyone!
I want to thank everyone that helped me level. I take pride in the fact that i didnt ask anyone to help me out. That being said it means a lot more to me that people helpd out on their own accord. SO here is a list of people that helped out recently and made the big push towards me levelling. Show them lots of love and hell, molest em too :P Angi *~*The Fu-King Tramp of Fubar~Head Promoter @ CWP~*@ fubar ¶•DrEwLz•¶ ™ READ PROFILE FIRST!!!~Iz • Delerius •'s Bish~@ fubar .violets.@ fubar China_Suzy@ fubar ~~Kissed by the Sun~~@ fubar ♒Vixen260♒@ fubar misfit@ fubar LavenderLove@ fubar cara|ìn@™¹@ fubar ___I££uSioN™___@ fubar Sproet@ fubar

Racing
hey ya'll im starting a race team next after xmas..i need guys(or chicks) to help build the car in the new orleans area...if yall are interested send me a message to my sb or a private message to my email... i will discuss details only if your realy interested in helping..thanks guys and while your at it please show love to my family and top friends... thanks BAMF

Running On Empty
A dark and lonely road, that we walk alone Will I ever see that place. A desert made of sand reach out to grab your hand But I can not see your face An empty beach at night, lit by the pale moonlight. Take me there again I am broken, I am down on Empty Will I ever find my end I am broken, I am down on Empty Will I ever fight again Can I stop and make my case What is this that you say, the love has gone away But I still can’t see your face Oh its what you wanted Take me there again I am broken, I am down on Empty Will I ever find my end I am broken, I am down on Empty Will I ever fight again

Waiting...
I am still wandering In front of you here I am still waiting For you to appear Pre Chorus I need someone to see me standing here I need someone to save me from my fear Doesn't matter to me Doesn't matter to you anyhow No one can see me standing here No one can save me from my fear Doesn't matter to me Doesn't matter to you anyhow I'm still waiting for you to NOTICE ME NOW NOTICE ME NOW Weak and powerless thats who I am I can not stay here And I understand

U Will Onl,y See The Best In Here/come Get The Real Good Stuff!
pebblesinAz is pimping out this princess! Come check it out u wont regret it! Lets see can spoil this princess the most! while u are there check out all other awesome fu's u will find only the best there! some nice one and some well naughty ones..hehehe spank em all with at least a rate! oh yea i cant forget to say this BE SURE TO SPANK PEBBLESINAZ HARD WHILE YOUR THERE! SHE IS DEFINITELY GOOD FOR IT!!!!! If you wanna be spanked by a princess you have to spank her hard...lol

Paper Planes
"Paper Planes" [x2] I fly like paper, get high like planes If you catch me at the border I got visas in my name If you come around here, I make 'em all day I get one down in a second if you wait [x2] Sometimes I think sitting on trains Every stop I get to I'm clocking that game Everyone's a winner now we're making that fame Bonafide hustler making my name [x4] All I wanna do is (BANG BANG BANG BANG!) And (KKKAAAA CHING!) And take your money [x2] Pirate skulls and bones Sticks and stones and weed and bongs Running when we hit 'em Lethal poison through their system [x2] No one on the corner has swag like us Hit me on my burner prepaid wireless We pack and deliver like UPS trucks Already going hell just pumping that gas [x4] All I wanna do is (BANG BANG BANG BANG!) And (KKKAAAA CHING!) And take your money M.I.A. Third world democracy Yeah, I got more records than the K.G.B. So, uh, no funny business Some some some I some I murder Some I so

Another World, Another Sky
there is another sky ever serene and fair and there is my sky though it be darkness here never mind my faded forests never mind my silent fields there there be a little forest whose lear is ever green here there be a dismal garden there frost has never been i hold fading flowers there i hear the bright bee hum i must find the other sky

The Storm
the storm rolls in with you by my side i stand adamant i face the coming destruction the storm comes bringing pain and sorrow it crushes the hopes and dreams of those caught by its fury but i remain unwavering, untouched, with you by my side

Sweet Emotion
i'm missing you already you're simply a memory silence in a crowded room that's calling out to me a distant cry inside of my heart always tracks me down it will never want to part it will never let me down thorns of emotion sting me everyday they remind me of you and tell me to stay tears of sweet hope run down my young face they sing to me softly and show me your face sorrow fills my empty soul and tuck me in at night it fills my room with silent screams and holds on to me tight my heart has only one love one love to give pure as the feathers of a dove pure as the way we all shall live

Mary Poppins Train
1. START HERE AND RATE ALL PHOTOS IN THE MARY POPPINS FOLDER, COMMENT ON LAST PHOTO THAT YOU ARE DONE... 2. Rate, Fan, Add, and Comment each person on the List. If you are already friends with someone, check to make sure you have re-rated him/her and leave a comment... "Spoon Full Of Sugar " 3. When new people join the list... You must rate/fan/add/comment them back... DO NOT just ACCEPT the friend request 4. Repost the bulletin so it can be seen by as many people as possible. Start with me: Hot Lil Mama Then My CoHost: ?Heart¡×OfLove? Private Message Her 2 Get a Tag Please Rate All Them And Under Urs Please Tell Her U Have it These Are The Riders CrazyMama45

Love And War
You take it You take all that they throw at you, and you keep going no matter what you push on You find a way to make it through this day, and then the next, and nothing is going to stop you That's what it is all about. The here and now "No," is never an option! You make the sacrifices, you fight, but you never give an inch You never show your weakness, 'cause I tell you this, they feed off your fear. You find love, and you fight for it, damn it No one ever said this would be easy, and it sure as hell isn't Bleed man, feel the pain, but use it to fuel you, use it to power you. Broken hearted and feeling disregarded, you make that step the hardest of them all, That first step towards a better tomorrow If she's worth it then you go all out If she's worth it, you make it happen Ask yourself this question, "Is she worth dying for?" Damn, If she's worth it, then you might die trying You do what ever it takes to show her, and then some. You will fight boy will you fight. B

Life Isnt Very Beautiful
so i realized today that i havent written anything here lately.....actually i havent done much of anything lately...its depressing as hell. day in and day out its the same routine. not something i'm unaccustomed to but something that i dont enjoy when the routine is left to the whim of my own boredom. well i've decided to try to change that along with a few other things in my life. first and foremost theres a 98% chance i'm going to re-enlist with military this month. which means i'm headin for MP school in september. i have annual training coming up in august which should be fun. i must say as much as i've hated the military at times and wanted to get out now that the time has come that my enlistment is ending i realize that the military actually helped me in ways i couldnt see until now. it gave me structure to my life. something to do. help when i needed it. and at this point if i do re-enlist and they want to send me back overseas well fuck it i'll go in a heartbeat.

Otep - Confrontation
CONFRONTATION don't be..... silent. FIGHT. (violence, mêlées, & disturbances of the peace) v1. here's your introduction to destruction & the hate sustaining me are we safer or in danger? drowning in atrocities? riot gear, the slaves are here piling corpses high its the rich man's war but its the poor that fight more capitalist crimes, more enemies than allies no WMD's - who gives a fuck if they die just kill em all - watch em fall skin the world with their lies its a rich man's war but its the poor that fight (chorus) stand up speak out strike back stand up speak out strike back they don't know what they started CONFRONTATION. v2. my religion of resistance challenging everything radicals & dissidents of creativity we are the children of the siege you hide in this rich man's war where the poor just die more deception & greed more wars & disease more lies from the hive mind that seek to deceive

Birthday
well momma its getting close to ur birthday again. i just wanted to take this time to say happy birthday. And tell u how much i miss spending ur birthday with you. but i know as u watch over me from heaven that we are together on ur birthday. i miss ur warm loving smile that always made people laugh and helped comfort me thru some rough times in my life. i miss all the mother son things we used to do i will remember those till the day i die. my life was never perfect but some how u always made it seem like it was. ur grandkids are getting older and we are all missing u more and more as the days and years pass. but remeber this momma no matter how many days or years pass i will never forget u. your momories will be in my heart and soul forever. the funnest memory i have of u is getting up every morning and seeing ur warm caring smile and for some reason i always knew my day was going to be good. i also remember that u never turned anyone away. we would bring friends home u never met and

Insatiable Fire
Soul afire, Heart like ice, nothing makes a more deadly combination than this. Burning for something...something to quench this pain, only intensified more then suffocated by my mind. Touch me with your expressions feel my only weakness. can you find it... do you have what it takes to quench my thirst?

20 Weeks! Its A..........
at first she didnt want to show us. she had her legs crossed thru the whole ultrasound but thank god we had a persistant ultrasound tech and she kept trying and finally she uncrossed them and we could see that she is clearly a girl lol. she is 10oz and totally healthy.Everything looked great. It was so clear and you could see her little hands and feet and her opening and closing her mouth. it was so neat. I couldnt be happier. Im still -4 lbs from my prepregnancy weight so i must be losing it elsewhere cuz my belly is huge. ULTRASOUND PICS IN MY BABY #2 ALBUM!

Cancer
Cancer is a diease that claims many peoples lives. It dont matter what age, race, religon,gender. cancer moves through the population dealing devistating blows. Everyday hundreds of people are dignosed with cancer. sometimes the treatments help sometimes they dont. there are several fundraisers out there today but how much of the money you donate goes to cancer research. depending on the type of fundraiser that your giving to. or the merchendise you buy like pink ribbons most generally unless stated other wise they give maybe 10% of what you spend to cancer research. My Family has been devistated with cancer for years. Im just wondering will it ever stop will they find a cure. im thinking of orginazing my own fund raiser for cancer 95% of the proceeds will go to cancer research. the other 5% will go for materials for the fundraiser let me know what you think thanks

Tear Filled Eyes
My eyes begin to fill with tears, As my heart is full of sorrow. as yet again i watch cancer take away another that i love. the life energy is getting ready to depart from the painful human form. Although we may feel saddness and great heartach and devistation over losing a loved one. but sitting here watching unable to do anything leaves a miserable feeling knowing there in terrible pain.

Funny Stuff
In Pharmacology, all drugs have 2 names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol has a generic name of Acetaminophen..Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amocicillin. And Advil is also called Ibuprofin. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of..Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were...Mycoxafailin...Mydixadroopin..Dixafix..and of course...Ibepoken. Pfizer corp. announced today that viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviosly we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails". "highballs".and just good old fashioned soft drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of MOUNT & DO. Th

I Love Hiim
U NO THAT I LOVE YOU AND I DONT WANT TOO BE WITH NO ONE ELSE AND I AM HAPPY AND I NO THAT WE WOULD BE HAPPYER IF OUR SON WAS HOME AND I NO THAT MUCH BABY I LOVE YOU AND I DONT WANT PPI THANKING THAT THEY CAN COME BETWEEN US BEC THAT ANT GOING TOO HAPPEN EVER AGAIN I NO THAT MUCH HE IS MY WORLD AND SO IS OUR SON CHASE

*le Sigh*
So I'm trying to find a new job. The one I have now is not challenging enough and I'm bored silly. I uploaded my resume on this website, filled all the silly little questionaires out, then I clicked that lil button that says "best picks" and got this awesome message that said "we're sorry, we cannot find any picks for you at this time." *sigh* I have failed at life. I am doomed to be patient registration until the end of time.

What Happens When We Die?
What Happens When We Die? By M.J. STEPHEY Tue Sep 23, 6:40 PM ET A fellow at New York City's Weill Cornell Medical Center, Dr. Sam Parnia is one of the world's leading experts on the scientific study of death. Last week Parnia and his colleagues at the Human Consciousness Project announced their first major undertaking: a 3-year exploration of the biology behind "out-of-body" experiences. The study, known as AWARE (AWAreness during REsuscitation), involves the collaboration of 25 major medical centers through Europe, Canada and the U.S. and will examine some 1,500 survivors of cardiac arrest. TIME spoke with Parnia about the project's origins, its skeptics and the difference between the mind and the brain. What sort of methods will this project use to try and verify people's claims of "near-death" experience? When your heart stops beating, there is no blood getting to your brain. And so what happens is that within about 10 sec., brain activity ceases - as you would i

North Korea Nuclear Seals Removed
North Korea nuclear seals removed A sticking point in talks has been how to verify North Korea's disarmament The UN's atomic watchdog says it has removed seals and surveillance cameras from North Korea's main nuclear complex at Pyongyang's request. North Korea says the move is part of a plan to reactivate the Yongbyon plant, and that it plans to return nuclear material to the site next week. The move comes amid a dispute over an international disarmament-for-aid deal. A similar step in 2002 sparked a crisis which eventually resulted in Pyongyang testing a nuclear weapon in 2006. The removal of seals and cameras "was completed today" at the site, a spokeswoman for the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA) said. IAEA inspectors will have no further access to the reprocessing plant, she added. The US said North Korea's decision to exclude UN monitors was "very disappointing" and urged Pyongyang to reconsider the move or face further isolation. "We s

09/24/08 - Dido - Thank You (i Know Its Sappy But Its A Great Song)
SONG VERSION BELOW Thank You-Dido - Amour For Love VIDEO VERSION BELOW Thank You - Dido LYRICS BELOW My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all the morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all And even if I could it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wall it reminds me that it's not so bad it's not so bad I drank too much last night, got bills to pay my head just feels in pain I missed the bus and there'll be hell today I'm late for work again and even if I'm there, they'll all imply that I might not last the day and then you call me and it's not so bad it's not so bad and I want to thank you for giving me the best day of my life Oh just to be with you is giving me the best day of my life Push the door, I'm home at last and I'm soaking through and through then you handed me a towel and all I see is you and even if my house falls down now, I wouldn't have a clue because you're near me and I want to th

Come Join The Newest Family On Fubar
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Syn
so i came acrossed this while rating pics http://fubar.com/images.php?u=1935022&albumid=0&idx=0 sooooo i went to her page http://fubar.com/images.php?u=1874557&albumid=0 http://fubar.com/user/1956094 http://www.fakersbusted.com/Females-Commonly-Faked-Pics3.html look for DTQ-F-0058 that lead me to these http://fubar.com/images.php?u=31822 http://fubar.com/user/73478 http://fubar.com/images.php?u=94908 and http://www.fakersbusted.com/Females-Commonly-Faked-Pics7.html look for DTQ-F-0126, DTQ-F-0132, DTQ-F-0134

Observation...
Ever noticed that its never attractive people who have sex on cam? *i realize its a huge generalization...but ffs...everytime i see someone offering to fuck on cam they are about the most hideous things ive ever seen.

Life
Seem's like no matter how hard i try in life no one see's and seem's i have no one there for me to support me. I been through hell it's seems all i really know was being in the military and being told what to do. When i was sent to 911 and Iraq i been through alot it's not like it is now where you can call family and friends and get online i have lost alot of friends when i was there seen lots bad things happen had friend that was next to me get killed and i wonder why they spared me sometimes i feel like it should have been me. I keep having nightmares from there they where getting better but i guess because i been hurting and depressed they keep getting worse i never thought i could be out in the real world now that i am I feel a little better but seem's like there is no one there to support me in what i do i miss what i do saving people and helping people but why am i the one to keep getting hurt by others. I wonder why im still here sometimes even in the coast guard i lost a really

My Friends
HEY MY DEARS. JUST WANTED TO TAKE THE TIME TO REALLY THANK MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY. MY ACCOUNT WAS DELETED ON SEPTEMBER 5TH SO I HAD TO START ALL OVER. I HAD OVER 900 PICS AND LOST THEM ALL...WORKIN ON MORE! :D HAD OVER 1000 FRIENDS THAT I WAS TOO LAZY TO DELETE. SO THANK YOU FUBAR FOR THAT. LOL. ANYWAYS, I KNOW IT MIGHT SEEM LIKE IVE BEEN ALL ABOUT LEVELIN LATELY BUT I WAS ALMOST LEVEL 23 WHEN I WAS DELETED SO I WAS TRYIN TO GET BACK THERE. IM OVER IT THOUGH. YOU GUYS REALLY ARE AWESOME. ON MY OTHER ACCOUNT IT TOOK ME 4 MONTHS TO GET WHERE I AM TODAY ON HERE. AND MY FRIENDS LIST IS AWESOME. YOU GUYS ACTUALLY TALK TO ME....BOUT SOMETHING MORE THAN GETTIN WITH ME. THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. BIG HUGS AND KISSES TO ALL OF YOU!

Feelings
Feelings Sometimes I sit and stare I think and hope that life would be fair Nobody seems to get it They just have no clue That I can be a friend that is really true Everybody whispers All the laughs, the jokes, nobody cares The way they all make fun of my frizzy red hair If only life could be easy I wish that life could be fun I wish I didn't have to run and hide

Whore
Today I was a hair away from murdering my boss. The only thing that prevented me from doing so was the knowledge that he is being very miserable right now, after his right hand (not literally) worker-the AGM-left to another property. Seeing him mope around, blabber about, and try to keep his shit together truly warms my heart, and I can't help but smile when he is faced with a dilemma of any kind. Today he called me to his office to finish a report from his computer, and I finally saw my hero! Actually, it is more like a Colombian whore that he dates when he goes to Colombia, and that has dibs on a lil thing called...no, not his penis...a green card. I have to give her props for finding such a douche and being able to do ANYTHING with him, and I am sure that one of the reasons besides her trying to get into the US is the fact that she probably doesn't speak English. Hence, she can't understand what a fucktard he is. I saw him trying to make a human expression in the picture, and her

May Not Have Home By Next Yr
IM SORRY I HAVE NEVER MADE A BLOG SO PLS BARE WITH ME AS SOME OF U KNOW I LIVE IN A SMALL TOWN HAVE TO HIDE IN MY HOME AND I LIVE 2DOORS DOWN FROM COPSHOP AND MY APT IS 24STAIRS UP SO I OVERLOOK THE COPSHOP AND FIREDEPT OF THIS SMALL CRUKED TOWN I NOW BEEN BEATIN 2TIMES BY THE COPS IN HERE AND NOW I HAVE RECENTLY BEEN JUMPED BY MY EXSTEPDAUGHTER AND HER FRIENDS-BOYS 5 I THINK TOTAL SHE BUSTED MY CELL PHONE IN 2 SO NO MORE CELL AND I HAVE HAD BACK SURGERY IN 2003 ON MY L4-L5 DISCES AND VERTEBRE I ALSO HAVE FIBRO MYALSIA AND MY KNEES ARE ALL DAMMAGED MY CARTLIGE? IS FULLY DAMAGED AND I HAVE NOW FULL ARTHRITUS IN THEM BOTH I AM JUST TRYIN TO LIVE EATCH DAY I WAS DUMB AND TRIN TO STIK UP FOR MY ESD WHEN SHE ATTAACKED ME I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN IN THE DV CYCLE THEY DEFEND THIER ABUSER I TRIED CALLIN THE 911 BUT WAS BUSY SIGNAL WTF? HER BF GETS THRU IM SCREAMIN FOR HELP AND SO ON ANYWAY NOW MY HOUSING HELP WILL TERMINATE BUT I MUST FIGHT OR I AM HOMELESS SO PLS ALL FORGIVE ME IF I AM NOT ON L

About Me!!
I am from the TN area. Love to travel, meeting new people, and exploring different cultures. Love to hang out with family and friends, always on the go. I am self-employed: work in the Performance Arts(as a talent) field. I am a very fit, out going, observer, love new and different things. Anyone can drop me a note

Police Humor Lmao Funny (time To Make The Donuts Haha)
Police Humor Posted: 9/24/2008 9:38:29 AM A police officer stops a man for running a red light. The guy is a real jerk and goes running back to the patrol officer and demands to know whyhe is being harassed. So the officer calmly tells him of the red light violation. The motorist instantly goes on a tirade, questioning the officer's ancestry, sexual orientation, etc., in rather explicit terms. The officer, being a professional, takes it all in stride. The tirade goes on without the cop saying anything. When he gets done with writing the citation, he puts "AH" on the bottom; He then hands it to the violator for his signature. The guy signs the ticket angrily, tearing the paper, and when presented his copy points to the *AH* and demands to know what it stands for. The officer then removes his mirror sunglasses, gets in the middle of the guys face and says, "That's so when we go to court, I'll remember you're an A** Hole!" Three months later they're in court. The v

What Cusswords Really Mean?
WHAT CUSSWORDS REALLY MEAN? : mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "bitch" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a bitch and a bastard?" and the mom says "well, a bitch is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?" His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "shit" and billy said "Dad, whats shit" And then his dad says "Well billy, shit is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "fuck!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats fuck?" "Well billy fuck is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello

See Me!!!
Great site babyjesus. I love the background. Wanted to say hello to everyone on the site. For those who already are added as friends, hello to you too, hope that you are having a great day. The "See Me" thoughts, I love to stay in front of the camera and write poetry or non-fiction stories. If you would like to see more pics, drop me a note, i can add them to the site. Also the writings.

09/24/08 - Jon Licht - Die This Way (dexter Starts Up This Sunday Ya Better Watch It Or He'll Get You!!!!)
SONG VERSION BELOW Die This Way - Jon Licht and Daniel Licht LYRICS BELOW Jon Licht: If you look close, you can see his disguise He's got the mind of a killer buried deep in his eyes It's a different mind than you and me One fueled by a pure sense of apathy Ta-Ta-Take blood just to get his fill He's got a demon inside he can't seem to kill Another day, another dead Slash his knife 'til he sees red There's nothin' left but a drop between glass to stay Another life is taken away But not in haste, or for waste Just in time for him to get another taste Lost in a state of mind Lost looking for another of his kind But his lonely mind is his only friend His lonely friend will be with him to the end And she sang [Chorus]: A lonely whisper in your ear Saying the things you don't want to hear With a breath, you hear him say On this night, you will die this way You will die this way Jon Licht: Yo it's a chilly evening on the westside And D E X is snoo

I Could Not Be You
i could have been anything you wanted me to be.... but what you wanted was insanity. you knew from the start i was ruff round the edges yet you tried to polish them down... in the end all you did was make the edges sharper. i can admit i did the cuttin with the butter knive turned carver. is the wound deep? it must not be deep enough cuz ya still want me to be a clone. so lets dive the blade in deeper!!!!

A Womans Worth
By the time the Lord made woman,He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said' Why are you spending so much time on this one?'And the Lord answered, 'Have you seen my spec sheet on her ? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart and she will do everything with only two hands The angel was astounded at the requirements. 'Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish. 'But I won't, ' the Lord protested 'I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days. The angel moved closer and touched the woman. 'But you have made her so soft, Lord. 'She is soft,' the Lord agreed,

I Need Chat N Love, Seee!!! Lmaoo
Daily Overview: September 24, 2008 LIBRA September 23-October 22 It's an intensely social time for you right now and you just don't feel right if you're not active with other people in some way. You don't need a ropes course, but at least a little chat is essential. Libra is symbolized by the Scales. You're romantic but particular, diplomatic but indecisive, but ultimately happiest when you're in love. You don't really like to be alone, period. You abhor conflict, and have a highly developed sense of objectivity and conflict resolution. The Element of Air is attached to the Signs Gemini, Libra and Aquarius. It also rules the Third, Seventh and Eleventh Houses. It is rarefied air which usually surrounds those graced by this Element, as this is the marker of the intellectual. Airy people are smart thinkers and handle abstract reasoning well. They love to analyze, synthesize and probe. Do you have a dilemma? Hand it over to an Air Sign and watch them go to work. Ai

Update For Stop Child Abuse 9am
Help Stop Child Abuse If you want to end this tragedy please join in this to show your support. Just R/F/A everyone and if you have them then rerate and leave them a comment "Stopping Child Abuse". After you do that then let Soulja Gurl know after you have rated her folder to recieve a tag.Once you have R/F/A added everyone you will be added to the bulletin Start with this picture first: Tag(let Tigerprincess know you rated folder as well,she makes the tags) imikimi - Customize Your World Soulja Gurl Soulja Gurl )@ fubar Tigerprincess Tigerprincess@ fubar Holly HotBox Holly HotBox ~The Owner of "The Love Shack",25 to life@ fubar tracy @ fubar hot lil mama @ fubar Cheryl

To Those Who Miss Understand Me?
If I rate your page;blog;stash or whatever on my own it is cause I want to, do not think I will do anything for anyone anymore without some fubucks attatched to it, why you ask cause since I have been here on fubar I have been one who helps people without being asked but when people I have rated can not find there way to my page for whatever reason to return the love I gave them or some that say thank and that is it, thank me for the help I give you and you can't show me the same. This will end today and I am going to start taking names of those I rate that do not rate me back, if you don't rate me back I block you plain and simple. It is like an unwritten law that people on Fubar go by and it is no secret either. I excuse the newbies cause they still don't know but all the rest know better!!!! I said this before and I will say it again if you can't help me what do I need you for? someone answer that question?

Opening Auction
FOR SALE!!! I will be hosting an auction starting on Sept.26-2pm fubar time and ending on Oct.4-2pm fubar time. If you wanna enter send me a message with your picture, what you have to offer and 20k fubux. You can choose to end you auction earlier if you got a bid you would like to accept. Most rates will receive a Silver Heart bling from me. If you have any questions message me. Remember i’m just the HOST.i’m not responsible for whom and what bids and if they pay or not. Come get your own sexy fu-slave! Pimp out brought to you by: ♫BlackWidow♫@ fubar

Want Fubucks? Need Fubucks? Get Them Here!
DO YOU KNOW THESE AMAZING PEOPLE? IF NOT, THEN YOU DEFINITELY NEED TO! THESE ARE SOME OF THE VERY AWESOME FU-FRIENDS I'VE MET IN THE PAST SEVERAL MONTHS. THEY'RE TRULY THE KINDEST, SWEETEST AND MOST CARING FRIENDS YOU COULD ASK FOR! SO I WANT YOU TO SHOW THEM LOTS OF LUV! FAN, RATE AND ADD EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM....MAKE SURE YOU TELL THEM THAT "IMAGINE" SENT YOU! THEN... CLICK ON MY LINK AT THE BOTTOM LETTING ME KNOW YOU GOT EVERYONE ON THE LIST AND I'LL THANK YOU BY GIVING YOU $20,000 FUBUCKS! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GET STARTED!!! pip1966 Owned By Coppertop@ fubar ~ ЯΏϮΕd ΒkÖ~@ fubar sstanley1 Owned by Bella@ fubar GulfCoastGuy@ fubar bud103aim Owned By The Lovely SWEET CHERRI PI@ fubar slowsensation29@ fubar

Cowboy Fans~vote Felix Jones Rookie Of The Week!
TO ALL MY DALLAS COWBOYS FRIENDS IT IS TIME TO VOTE FOR FELIX JONES AGAIN HE IS UP FOR THE DIET PEPSI ROOKIE OF THE WEEK FOR THE SECOND TIME IN TWO WEEKS. HE WON LAST WEEK. WE NEED TO VOTE FOR HIM SO HE CAN WIN IN BACK TO BACK WEEKS. YOU CAN VOTE FOR HIM MORE THEN ONCE SO LETS VOTE AND MAKE HIM THE WINNER AGAIN. GO TO NFL. COM UNDER PROMOTIONS OR CLICK ON THE THIS LINK... http://www. nfl. com/partner?partnerType=rookiesCOME ON ALL MY TRUE BLUE DALLAS COWBOYS FRIENDS LET VOTE FOR HIM. AWESOME 60 YARD TOUCHDOWN RUN!!!!!!!!!! HE IS GOING TO BE THE ROOKIE OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~PLEASE REPOST SO ALL THE DALLAS COWBOYS NATION CAN VOTE THANKS~~

Peoples Feelings
Ok so here goes. There is a point and time to realize that people really do have feelings. There are a few people out there that I do really care about. One of those hurt me greatly and you know who you are. You really should consider people around you, their feelings as well. You shouldnt lie to them, cheat them, or overall be a jerk to them. Sometimes the return attention is what you wanted. And those of you know who I love dearly and I dont mean "luv" I mean love. I dont usually write blogs but this time I think it was necessary. I will not be on much for the time being, give some of you that care or dont care a time to think about what you have done. I do have a life outside of the computer and will be tending to that. Thank you and have a nice day and if you are one that fucked with feelings thank you and fuck off. Love always (*smile*) Pieces

Do What? For How Many Twinkies? Behind What Quicky Mart?
What is your name??? Jojo are you named after anyone??? a crazy clown from killer clowns from outer space if your best friend knew your boyfriend liked somebody else would you want them tell you? no, as long as he aint fuckin her he can like her all he wants what song are you listening to right now? one of violent j's new solo songs what is your favorite band/singer? dont have just one who was the last person to tell you they love you? troy what was the last thing you ate? a creamy chicken spinach pasta thingie... mmm breakfast of champions hah! what was the last movie you saw in theaters?? superhero's would you ever date your number 2? uh no, we lived in ky but we aint FROM ky.... when was the last time you were on the phone after 2AM? bout a month ago with chris where was the last house you went besides your house???? angels what was the last thing someone threw at you? a shop rag What are you gonna do today???? work the pole a

I'm In Love With A Stripper!!!
hahaha anywho i went to a strip club with nakie chicks for the first time last saturday and there was this chunky girl like me there dancing... angelina.. aahhhhh angelina her big ass and thunder thighs made me realize i too can be a stripper!!!! soooo..... since i am in what seems to be endless debt due to be allowing assholes to put me there i have decided to start shoppin torrid and other chunky girl sexy crazy cool stores and get my wardrobe up to become the next big girl stripper of l.a. county!!!! wo0p wo0p i will be going to this strip club weekly to take notes on pole dancing and floor humping and trashy make-up and keep ya'll posted on my progress hehehe never fear though when i am rich and famous i will always remember all you chubby chasers that made it possible!!! mcl and plain luvs too

Intro & Hello (new Here)
Sooo My name is Nicoel. I write dirty shoot em up vampire end of the world kind of shit. Author in progress I like to say. If you want to read some of my chit just ask. I'm 6ft tall. Entirely too intelligent for my own good. I live on Lake Erie in Michigan. I was moving to Florida to run dive charters when my driver's license got revoked for a 17 year old case they lost all the paperwork too because that is what you do with 17 year old cases--you toss them out... Not Florida. Anyway. I am biding my time here in the burning Michigan hell hole that is this shitbag economy and trying to get through winter now it looks like. I like pretty cocks... not ugly ones... eeek... you know who you are... I just can't sit on an ugly cock. This cat is pissing me off so I should end this before I say something horrible I don't really mean--or at least won't mean for long.. wha hahahha

Thanks Scorpioqueen
Tulsa's Angel is truly an angel.....Please show her some love by rating this pic for her Thanks, Lynne aka Scorpioqueen61 PS by Tulsa's Angel...hit this pic up for scorpioqueen and browneyes Thanks! (repost of original by 'Scorpioqueen61~Club F.A.R.*Fu-Angel* The Zodiac Bombers*' on '2008-09-23 19:01:09')

Bound
Bound I am in time and space I strain my bonds in this lonely place Darkness enfolds and holds me fast I glimpse the future I remember the past Till in the dark a flame appears It lights my way and quells my fears A star explodes in the depths despair And in that instant I see you there In this prison my cell expands I travel back to distant lands I see illuminated by your light Moments past within my sight I reach forth my will to touch your hand In that strange and distant land We walk in sunshine free of care Thoughts of you they take me there With your love my bonds fall free I am once again who I should be Darkness for me holds no fear My thoughts of you are crystal clear And in the end I know for sure For my despair you are the cure

Drugs, Weapons, And Islamic Extremists
As I walk to my vehicle from the main terminal at Kabul International Airport, I felt a sense of jubilation, excitement, and simultaneously, worry. Afghanistan, one of the world's most historically rich countries is spiraling out of control with an enormous narcotics problem. 93% of the world's Heroin originates from this poor ridden country, 93%, no that's not a "typo". My job, to attempt to turn the corner on this crisis before it gets out of control, which many experts believe it already has, by providing keen insight to senior military and civilian leaders. Some believe my experience, albeit limited, will greatly assist the Afghan Government in taking back control of this enormous problem. I understand the problem, I've been tracking it for years. That's a lot of pressure for anyone, let alone a 28 year old. But that's what I am fascinated by this challenge, as great as it may seem, I'm up to the task. I have always been, since my days of a young adolescent been intrigued by immens

Wednesday Opie And Anthony Links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Boobs On Paltalk And Ratemywow, Patrice Oneal, Little Britain, Stoner Spelling Bee - Sig
Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday boys and girls... most importantly to the Girls on Paltalk, who have been making with the full-frontal nudity on their webcams lately. They'll keep doing it if you're nice, guys... so don't be too pushy. And who are we bullshitting anyway, right? 90% of you are on PalTalk to see NAKED LADIES ON THEIR WEBCAMS, so why sugar coat it, right? log in to your Paltalk and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now! Today on the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram, we welcome back our large pal Patrice Oneal, as well as a few guys from the British sketch Comedy group Little Britian. ...and of course, it wouldn't be WEDNESDAY without some girls Whippin' 'em out! New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always gathering content for his site Load My Mouth and Cover My Face (so very NSFW, so don't click on thos

Thunderstorm
The sun disappeared so quickly it was like it went from day to night in the blink of an eye. The large, black clouds rolled in from the horizon, casting a shadow over the dusky sky as deep as night that seemed to cover the entire town. The wind picked up, causing my hair to fly wildly around my face. With the first sound of thunder, my heart began to race. With the second, my body came alive with excitement. I love a good storm. I watched with amusement as people began to run for their cars. Not a drop of rain had started, but a sense of urgency had overcome the atmosphere. For me, it would be the perfect end. The not-so-trusty weather man had predicted storms the last couple of days, and it had seemed to me we wouldn't be getting them. How I ached for the rain, the thunder and the excitement of the lightning! And finally it was here; the storm that had been brooding just beyond the horizon had announced itself, and had brought with it a deep desire within me. Another l

Wednesday...holey Smokes Three Days Left Ov Inventory Crap
Wednesday wisdom…go back to bed… Did you know that In July, microbiologists writing in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences reported that the Malaysian pen-tailed tree shrew subsists on a diet of fermented palm nectar that is roughly the equivalent of 100 percent beer. I had no idea myself…I did not even know there were Pen Tails anywhere, oh I digress…"They seem to have developed some type of mechanism to deal with that high level of alcohol and not get drunk," according to one researcher, who hoped further study could help with human cases of alcohol poisoning (and other rare instances in which people ingest alcohol for purposes other than getting drunk). I want to take up their diet…however…my last weekend bout with the guys golfing left me first off not knowing the proper way the card key fits in the hotel door…that would have been embarrassing enough however I took it one step further… I needed assistance from a sweet ole Amish lady who was concerned with my abili

Need Help?
Are you close to leveling and would like some help? We would like to help you get to the next level. Do you have less than 20K to level, have 150 pictures non ripped and over 50 stash? You are required to fan, rate and add all that help. You must be online to get help. Please leave a profile comment with yours or the link to who needs leveling and the amount needed to level and we will help you. SHADOW LEVELERS.. Please repost (repost of original by 'Yeahmon™Shadow Leveler Co-Leader{Keeper of Yeahmons Angels}PLEASE READ PROFILE' on '2008-09-24 02:19:18') (repost of original by '~ Shadow Leveler Team Leader~ Passionman71~R/L Hubby To Farscapecat~ &~Proudly owned by~ Anna~' on '2008-09-24 02:53:48')

People Need To Grow The F*#k Up
Wow... I can't believe some of people's maturity level on here. Last night was so unbelieveable and just a waste of my time. The conversation said by this individual was just... wow... lost for words. Okay maybe ONE word to describe it.... CHILDISH!!! This is the second time that this person had pulled this shit over me, but me being the good person that I am (he more than ever think I'm some lying bitch), removed him from block after months and attempted at another shot at a friendship. It seemed to be fine. We don't talk as much as before but a few hello's on yahoo, a few texts. The time that I met this person, I was with someone else. There were times that I thought.. just maybe... but never pursued anything. I continued to be friends with this person but unfortunately he was so hung up on hopes. I stayed with the person that I was with until things started to get sour and things just ended. So here I am... no relationships of any sort. I'm starting to get back in touch with friends

It's Been Hell
This last month has been nothing but pain, nothing but a sinking depression I felt myself sinking deeper and deeper into... yet, I remained hopeful and I tried my best not to show it. The last few months have been hell out here in Yakima, and I grew to hate this town with a passion. I'm not one to talk myself up, but I am over qualified for this town, making it hard for me to find a job... which is sad. Then there was the whole bilingual thing... no offense or anything, but you wanna live here, fucking speak the language. Ahem... Finding out about Baby, then having it ripped from me has literally destroyed me. I blame myself. Darryl says to much. I am still having a hard time sleeping at night, re-living that day is something that is going to constantly haunt my dreams. I've been bleeding for a month, chunks of lining from my uterus still falling out at the most inopportune times... My body has been going through massive hormonal changes and all I've felt like doing

Thoughts, Prayers, Well Wishes Etc
My brother's partner went into labour yesterday, 5-6 weeks early. Not unexpected, the baby was crowning, and I'm given to understand that's within a window where, though they'll keep a much closer eye on stuff, it's still no cause for alarm. So today I could become an uncle for the fifth time. But a few good thoughts wouldn't go amiss, my friends.

How To Join
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Anyone Wanna Buy This For Me?
So I bought a new digital camera a while ago. I was so very happy with it cause I can put videos on it on youtube. Then my battery died when I tried to find my charger....it was missing. I don't know if I misplaced it or accidentally put it in the goodwill donation box. *pouts* So last week or so, I go to this camera store, tell the guy what I needed and he gave me a charger for 30 bucks. YAY!!! So, yesterday, when I decided to charge my camera...it was the wrong one!! GRRRRR. It had all the right fittings for other batteries but not for mine. Mines a casio and it only fits a fugi. Grrr.... the other battery chargers are for both, but noooo not the 60. Gah!! And now I can't find my receipt. So I'm gonna go back to that store, maybe give them some puppy dog eyes and see if he can exchange it if they have what I need.... I found this on ebay..... it's cheaper...but I dno't have a paypal account....and I Don't remember my ebay account. Gah!!! http://cgi.ebay.com/Battery-Cha

Read It If U Want To Know!!!
WANT TO TALK TO ME???READ THIS: DONT WASTE UR TIME TRYING TO HOOK UP WITH ME, U HAVE NO CHANCE!!!! So i think is time to write something more about me... Who am i? I can be Heaven or Hell, depends on how U treat me. I can be the best friend ever, i can be the girl you ever wished for ...or not! I can make someone Hate me with the same intensity he Loves me!!! I hate these words "I LOVE YOU TODAY, I DONT LOVE YOU TOMORROW!" or worse, "I DONT KNOW" and they make me appear insecure coz i keep asking things to clarify my mind. I AM NOT INSECURE!!! On the contrary, i know what i worth and I say this without being the "fubar biatch" type. I have eyes and I can see very well my own reflection in the mirror. I LOVE WITH PASSION, WITH DEDICATION AND WITH A POWER THAT THE MAJORITY OF YOU NEVER EVER EVEN DREAMED EXISTS! Sounds scary?? IT IS! ASK TREAZON, HE DEALS WITH THAT EVERY DAY! This PASSION scares me too but might be my zodiacal sign, my nature, the stars, call it how you want,

Get Serious
To feel or not to feell , how i came upon such an emotion i donot know why. i walk the path onto salvation and bring the truth to light.. how really can we ask ourselfs does really emotion insist or is it just and made up excuse to say hey i love you be my friend.. lol ya it sound poatheric but be real ... to with emotion that runs through my veins and the pooring blood draining out of my soul how it came upon the emotion of coldness from the fromt he dark angel within ...

Only ...
Ok people this is a song I sort of wrote. I have the melody in my head, so it looks more like just words or a poem, but it's a song. let me know what you think =) You can't imagine what my heart is feeling I am risking it all by staying away Always wondering, never saying Just keep walking past you. Somewhere, deep inside, I think you know Nex thing I know you've stolen a sweet kiss As I feel your tender lips kissing mine Suddenly I realize it was all just a dream Knowing it won't happen in reality Only you can make me feel this way Only you can take my fears away Even though you don't know this Somehow, I know you love me too. Now, as I'm standing right next to you Hoping that you'd notice me Suddenly I realize, it was all just a dream Knowing it won't happen... to a silly girl like me Only you made me feel this way Only you took my fears away Even though you barely noticed Somehow, you always knew you loved me too Take my breath away with a kis

Sick Mo Fo
Evangelist: 'Puberty' is age of sexual consent Six children being interviewed following raid on Arkansas compound Evangelist Tony Alamo denies wrongdoing, compares self to Jesus Alamo, a convicted tax evader, has a long history with law enforcement LITTLE ROCK, Arkansas (AP) -- Since Tony Alamo's start as a California street preacher more than 40 years ago, the self-styled evangelist's story has been colorful and checkered. When his wife died of cancer, Alamo claimed that she would be resurrected and kept her body on display for six months while their followers prayed. It would be 16 years before her body was returned to her family. For a time, his elaborately painted denim jackets were a must-have in Hollywood, but sales contributed to tax problems that landed him in prison for four years in the 1990s. Alamo was charged but not convicted of other crimes, including child abuse. Now the 74-year-old is accused by former church members of abusing children and running

How Our Media Covers The News. . .
A biker is riding by the zoo when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his bike and runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl. The biker brings her to her terrified parents who thank him endlessly. A New York Times reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter says "Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life." The biker replies, "Why, it was nothing really. The lion was behind bars and I just saw this little kid in danger and I acted as I felt right." The reporter says, "Well I'm a journalist from the New York Times and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page. So what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?"

Help Us Get There!!!!
So as many of you know my brother is going into the army. just found out that his graduation for basic training is in Oaklahoma.......so needless to say im am actually trying to start now to raise mula so Myself, mother and other family members can make the drive up there to see him graduate. its a long shot but with gas the way it is and probably having to rent a car it is going to be really hard to get there. he graduates, we believe, the date is December 18th so with holidays its going to be crazy. so yea this is a huge longshot but if yall can help us get there even if u can only donate a dollar it all counts and adds up! it would be greatly appreciated thank you ~~~Robin Paris~~~

Omg!!!
YOU HAVE TO READ THIS FIRST BEFORE LOOKING AT PICTURE. Family on holiday in Australia for a week and a half when husband, wife and their 15 year old son decided to go scuba diving. The husband is in the navy and has had some scuba experience . His son wanted a picture of his mum and dad in all their gear so he got the under water camera ready to go. When it came to taking the picture the dad realized that the son looked like he was panicking as he took it and gave the 'OK' hand sign to see if he was all right. The son took the picture and swam to the surface and back to the boat as quick as he could so the mum and dad followed to see if he was OK. When they got back to him he was scrambling onto the boat and absolutely panicking. When the parents asked why he said 'there was a shark behind you.' The dad thought he was joking but the skipper of the boat said it was true but they wouldn't believe him. As soon as they got back to the hotel they loaded the picture onto the laptop and t

9/24/08 2am'ish?
well monday was frikn nuts. im drivin dads tracker and it catches on fire.....and the exeter(ri.) fire dept. puts it out. ...apperently 1 of the ff's was driving on the other side of the free way and saw it on fire...turned around and followed me..... so when i got out of the car....there was a fire truck no more than 2 minutes behind me....... he said they were on the way back from putting out a house fire and saw me...so they pulled a u-turn and poof....no more fire... but other than th@.....it was a hard day forme without mom....i walked around outside and was remembering times over the years when she was there.....was kinda like watching home movies in my mind. so that was rough i guess. other than that ...pete n i went for sushi at lunch...and pretty much hung out 4 the rest of the day. so now i go to bed. i have to work willie nelson 2morrow @ the mohegan...so i need sleeps. rp

Asses
This person rates you a ten then tries to add you and most of you all know I just don't add people....people that want to be around on my friends list ...I rate...rate fairly and keep rating them but this juvenile 25 yo non-respectful type of just not people in general but this Vet ... needs to be rated differerantly... I always do my best and I asked her earlier if she would rate anymore and this is what I received... michele ¢¾: I take back my 10 then biatch hahahahahaha michele ¢¾: what http://fubar.com/user/1989623 Then again from another 2 accounts: ¡¤ Vanessa rated your photo a '4'! 1 min ago ¡¤ Vanessa rated your photo a '1'! 1 min ago ¡¤ Vanessa rated you a '1'! 1 min ago ¡¤ Vanessa just checked you out! 1 min ago ¡¤ sneaky rated your photo a '4'! 5 mins ago ¡¤ sneaky rated your photo a '1'! 5 mins ago ¡¤ sneaky rated your photo a '4'! 5 mins ago ¡¤ sneaky rated your photo a '1'! 5 mins ago ¡¤ sneaky rated your phot

Grrr
so i'm sitting here at 0135 and chad left. it's ok i asked him to. we were arguing over stupid shit!!!! and he kind agot in my face, for a second i thought he was gonna hit me, so i made him leave. and he can just stay gone. i don't need his anger around my child! anywho....i'm single again

Save A Soldier's Family
60% of U.S. troops are getting divorced within their first year back from Iraq. The Gottman institute is a science based group which helps married couples get back on track, rather than studying only disfunctional couples, they were the first scientists to study functional couples in a lab and to teach the good habits to couples in trouble. They are extremely good (I know, my wife and I have taken their weekend workshop) The Gottmans are sending their books to U.S. soldiers to help relationships with online excercizes for them and their spouses. These books are paid for by people like you and me, the Gottmans are selling them at cost, they make no profit https://gottmancatalog.orderport.net/1450/productpage.asp?id=2456 For $7.50 you can maybe save a soldier's marraige. Please copy/paste the above link.

Wtf
I just got this message from a married woman who stalks me: You suck, In Theory no In Reality yes very much so. Why it is you question youself ( On Sucking) well that is easy to see in blk font. You asked not to long ago never hold anything back, You quoted saying you hate when people judge. But what have we here a Preacher who preaches not tho he acts on himself. I let you in just a bout the size of a ant, but when it came to one act and one act allow you shunded me away in a howling matter because of oneself that smoked. But all the while BEFORE I had peeked your intrest but perhaps that was a shallow assumption on my behalf or the tales you told me. So I guess I can learn a lesson from this not let anyone know the REAL you on the internet always lie. For you shall be judged Is this how it ends? no fubuddy Does anyone speak whatever language this is?

Completely Bored...
Learning all kinds of things about this site and its kinda fun. But still completely bored! Quickly learned how seriously fu people take their picture ratings! Better be a 10 or higher or you'll hear about it! Lol...

Pray For Kitty And The Twins
I've never had surgery before in my life. But all of you have seen the obnoxiously large boobies on my chest. And they have gotten in the way of cheerleading for about forever..not to mention...custom bras cost way to much for this little girl..so on October first......they are getting chopped off. Well no not really...I'm just gettin a reduction. Instead of being an overly huge 48DD I'm going to a D. Nope I'm not going to have little A cup boobies...I promise! So please pray for me....I love you all.

I Still Miss You
Verse 1 We talk online ‘til very late Hoping to make a date Then you tell me how you feel And I reply that it’s real Then you leave to another state For your love, I will wait To achieve your all time dream And so am I, as it seems Chorus Now you’re gone, and I still miss you When you return, I will kiss you When you come back, anything I’ll do All because, I still miss you Verse 2 You’re worth my love, all I’m saving You’re good to me, you’re so amazing I don’t know, why I’m a lucky girl To have you in my world So I will wish upon a star To be where you are For your love, you know I yearn Waiting for you to return Repeat Chorus Bridge I still miss you, your gentle smile I still miss you, your latin style I still miss you, your loving face I still miss you, your warm embrace Repeat Chorus 2x

Fiver Rules For Men. . . .
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE: 1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job; 2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh; 3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you; 4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you; 5 . It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

Come To Me
Verse 1 You make me feel so good Just like any woman should You know just the right spot Get ready baby, here I come ready or not I can’t wait to meet you for the very first time To feel your body pressed against mine Chorus So, come to me And feel this love inside It’s all yours Something I can’t hide I want you to feel All this loves for you So, come to me Make my dream come true Verse 2 I’ve never felt this way before I yearn the feeling and so much more You’ll never know how you make me feel Let me prove these feelings are real You’re the only one who truly understands That’s why I wanna make you my man Chorus I can’t wait to feel your lips You caressing me with your fingertips You holding me, inside your arms You with me, I know no one can harm

If You Haven't Notice,
If you haven't notice, I have been there for you throughout the years,, If you haven't notice, I still feel like I am in the shadows. If you haven't notice, in my eyes there are tears. If you haven't notice, I hung onto every promise. If you haven't notice, it is you that I have missed. If you haven't notice , all the notes I left your way If you haven't notice, it's almost every day. If you haven't notice, everytime I said ,"Hey!" If you haven't notice, the things I have done for you. If you haven''t notice, I have no ideal what else to do.

Mental Masturbation.
I feel like writing so i guess I shall. The problem is however: What to write about? I mean I like this kind of self-examining/musing writing on writing. But besides merely being literary masturbation, I wonder where I could go with this. Some of the auto-ethnographers do this type of thing all of time. Frankly, staying in this voice I find rather awkward. I mean there is no action, no agency in this writing. Its like a conversation in the empty caverns of my brain. But, I still don't know what i should write about! So I shall write about what i think of society and its blatant attempt to make every human being the same. Why is it that there are people out there that think that every person has to conform to the way that they think? wasn't the point of even starting this country the fact that it is supposed to be free? I think not... I personally think that it was a way to get certain things the way that other people wanted them. This is not a free country, I will give cre

All The Things.
All the things you tell me is it another lie? All the things you promise me are you trying to keep me in line? All the sweet endearments are you trying to make me stay? All the things, all the things are they just some twisted fantasy? Or are they going to go poof! in my face.... some day? ______________________________________________ Don't mind me trying out a poem.. Kind of. fast written.

Eddie, A Song I Wrote For My Brother
Chorus I can't take Another heartache Just like the day They told me you went away I fell to the floor And then I crawled along I fell to my knees And begged the LORD please Bring my brother home Verse 1 We were so happy, you were getting a new heart Because your old one, fell apart We were in the waiting room, the hours turned into days We were waiting for you to, live all of your days Repeat Chorus Verse 2 I looked around the room, everyone started to cry Because the moment they told us, that you died And suddenly our hearts were, filled with sorrow Knowing that you wouldn't be, here with us tomorrow...and Repeat Chorus Ooh-Everytime I see your picture I start to cry Ooh-I remember I never got to tell you goodbye Ooh-I remember I never got to tell you how I felt Ooh-And now I'm filled with pain, and I just can't live with myself I want to see you again No, No Repeat Chorus twice

Jass Is Up For Auction... Don't Miss Out!
I Kissed A Girl - Katy Perry Jass is up for auction. Don’t miss out on your chance to own her. She’s in stormwoman’s Auction. Click the picture below and check out her awesome offer. Don't be shy.. you know you want a chance at all of the things she’s offering. I can promise you won’t be sorry! Thanks so much for your time! This bulletin made with love by: ♫AngelGurl♫ Proud Member of The Spankers, T&L & Club Mystic@ fubar

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Help Make Me Godmother During My Happy Hour
Come One Come All And Rate This Awesome Fubar User DJ DarkAngel During Her FIRST HAPPY HOUR This Saturday. Lets Blow This One Out Of The Water Guys And Make Her Godmother Before Her Birthday!!! MEET DarkAngel Right Here Just Click Her Pic ♥ÐårkÄñgêl ♥ £µWï£ê ♥ R/L G/F †ð Ä¢ê ♥ ÖWñÈR Ö£ ÐÄRK ÈñÇÖÚñ†ÈR§@ fubar Click anywhere on the pic SO COME CHECK OUT THIS HOT NEW LOUNGE WITH SEXY DJ'S AND HOT MEMBERS!!!! WE ARE ALSO HIRING ALL STAFF IF INTERESTED PLZ GET A HOLD OF ONE OF THE OWNERS OR STAFF MEMBERS (repost of original by '♥Á¢e$Áñgèl♥ƒµWîƒè Tº Á¢è♥¶®îñ¢è$$ Áñgèl♥Øwñè® ØƒExitToEdensEroticZone' on '2008-08-03 19:40:05') (repost of original by 'DJ Virtigo Owner Of High Voltage Lounge & Dark Voltage Radio And Owned By DJ Sweet Temptation And Da' on '2008-09-23 21:08:42')

Twisted Dreams
when i woke up today with the residue of a dream hanging in my mind lingering on the edge giving me insights into the secret mysteries just as life offers up with many types visions of love, success and happiness I always wake to find them a dream just out of reach as hard as i try to remember to grasp to pull to fight for those dreams begin to fade then when i have given up pushing them away from me they begin bubbling back up to the surface their scent, fame and peace tempting me teaching me discovering new lessons the hidden meanings intertwine with reality showing me how life is a complex fabric woven threading loved ones in and out of the cloth with passion, glory and wisdom

My First Contest
this is my first contest and I have never had a VIP before. I'm a Shadow leveler and u know those 11's will come in handy !! So PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEE comment bomb me. here is the link to the photo !! muahhhhhhhhhh kimjo

Found Soul
Dig Deep for the soul Past the level from where the deepest hole all the demons come You will find a place That tells a story Of your past dark space Hidden mystery Spells not to be shown Secrets left unsaid Bare picked dry bones Hidden beneath bed Expose the soul out Hold it bare to all Those religious spout Question whether fall Decide who you will Follow to the depths Darkness above spills or Lightness blight trips Here is where they know Question is to spite To Lightness is foe If darkness is right Time is a false dream Prentend you exist Play others do scream Hold the question fist Before many have pass After many follow Their essence sense last Passing knowledge sown So... why question Who's right, Who is wrong Your soul to defend Die alone is the song Then will you know if Life starts within new Fresh, creative sift To enjoy fresh dew Or sit alone up silent eternity insane quiet trump questioning all me This pat

Live Cam Right Here Boys Rate Blog A Ten Plz
ILL BE ON ABOUT 9:30PM PST. OK EVERYONE THIS IS ME ON CAM.. YOU CHAT WITH ME LIKE YOU NORMALLY DO.. YOU ALL CAN SEE AND HEAR ME BUT I CAN NOT SEE OR HEAR YOU... YOU NEED TO USE THE SHOUT BOX WHEN TALKING WITH ME.. PLZ REMEMBER THERE USALLY IS A LOT OF PEOPLE CHATING WITH ME AT THE SAME TIME WHEN IM ON CAM.. SO I WILL DO MY VERY BEST TO KEEP UP... PLEASE TAKE TIME TO RATE MY STASH.. IT TAKES A LOT OF TIME TO LOAD STASH SO ITS COOL WHEN PEOPLE RATE IT... http://redcherrytags.com/tags.sexy?category=Fubar++Comments

Something Sweet
Look to the west sky they said You will find what your seeking Sweet smells of something not dead Of how your heart will be fed Fall, Spring make my soul to rise The scent of love brings me joy Daily thoughts that harken sighs Know my soul is just a toy When the flowers do attract Lovers enjoy their aroma Promises made with their pact Sealed by stars shooting 'bove Some true, some false sworn true love To be there always forever Pure as a white morning dove Hope against hope to not sever Lay in the grassy meadow Whisper secrets only they know To the end we mean to sow Till we separate from low

Level 7, You Whores
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very LowLevel 2 (Lustful)Very HighLevel 3 (Gluttonous)HighLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)ModerateLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very HighLevel 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Low

Epic Fail
I am just doing muble jumble mostly cuz im at wits end....my kids are making me nuts my no job ass is making me more nuts....I am a brat I am a bitch I am the nicest person you may ever meet...I do good for good and shit on those who deserve it I see through everything. Even i can fake the front...I look at the scroll bar and see mostly smiling happy people and a red ? mark why is it red? Red means anger why cant it be blue or green...I been in love out of love dragged through the mudd stepped on slapped punched smiled like no other and cried like a baby... Am i nuts no i think that is normal and makes sense...my senses another thing i canrt barely see anymore i sure cant feel reality. my hearing was shot at age 5 and my taste well i tast numb.. i love you all but alas i am defeated

The Twelve Days Of Christmas
The Twelve Days of Christmas On the first day of Christmas, the good Lord gave to me: a child with a disability. On the second day of Christmas, the good Lord gave to me: a heart full of love for my child with a disability. On the third day of Christmas, the good Lord gave to me: an ache in my heart and a heart full of love for my child with a disability. On the fourth day of Christmas, the good Lord gave to me: a tear in my eyes, an ache in my heart and a heart full of love for my child with a disability. On the fifth day of Christmas, the good Lord gave to me: an unsuspected strength for the tear in my eyes and the ache in my heart and my heart full of love for my child with a disability. On the sixth day of Christmas, the good Lord gave to me: a ray of hope, an unsuspected strength for the tear in my eyes and the ache in my heart and my heart full of love for my child with a disability. On the seventh day of Christmas, the good Lord gave to me: a sense of h

Ok
So my monitor on my laptop just broke off completely so I probably won't be on for a while. I know people are telling me duct tape but the hinges are gone completely. I'm typing this with one hand and holding the screen up. On top of that the power cord and power button would be in the way. I'll try to get on but no promises. Leave me a message if you rate or fan me or anything so I can return the favor in case I miss.

In A Comment Contest Need Help Plz
I AM IN A COMMENT CONTEST I NEED 20'000 COMMENTS TO WIN A 3 MONTH VIP AND CANT DO IT ALL BYE MY SELF AND THEY OTHER FEW FRIENDS TAHT ARE HELPING ME I NEED SOME BIG TIME HELP PLZ GO COMMENT ALL YOU CAN EVEN IF ITS JUST ONE PLZ HELP ALL YOU CAN ALL LOVE WILL BE RETURNED CLICK ON THE PIC TO TAKE YOU THERE

How A Man Should Ask For Sex
Asking for sex can be an awkward thing for a man to do. A straight man, anyway. That is unless you've known the girl for a while and feel comfortable enough to just come right out and say that's what you desire. But for most guys, when they've just met a lady not too long ago, asking for either intercourse or oral can be…rather… embarrassing. Especially if done the wrong way. Here are a few tips that may help speed up the process. It's the art of asking subtly without asking! Try kissing first. I guess this is a no-brainer here. If she pulls back it can mean one of two things. Either she's not feeling you, or your breath is napalm-esq. In order to find out which is the case, pop a tic tac and try again later. If she resists once more, it's you. And you should stop right there and cut your losses for the night. Fake an illness, text message your buddies to call your cellphone and say there's an emergency. Get out of dodge. It's a wa

Stand Tall
With all the voices of the angels in heaven above they sing with our desires of this true love With our hands entwined there is no denying our hearts as we would be best friends from the starts With rainbows hanging from blue skies each color would represent the array of our radiant ties The abundance of would be that pot of gold at the end only we wouldnt see this bond ever pretend With all the immense energy harness from the sun my love is only focus on the one You the are the universe that revolves around us all and I am lucky enough to your strength help me stand tall

Fleas Vs Lawyers
There are several good reasons to keep from them: 1. you don't like they eat your blood 2. they tend to be promiscuos. 3. once they got you never know how to get rid of them. fleas, on the other hand, are tiny bugs which leave bites all over your body. :)

Poem-dark Knight~
Those Dark eyes,that handsome face-Leave me reveling in moments that I cannot erase-You looking down from above me-Is a branded visual continue to see-Your hair falling across my skin-Your touch is the sweetest sin-My body tingles,I feel like Im on fire-You tell me to look into your eyes,As I feel your desire-You literally lift me off my feet-Then you whisper take a breath my sweet-The sounds you make as you come inside-Leave me feeling sensations that cannot be denied-There is a fire coming from within your soul-Consumes me from the insode out,and has take me in whole...

Life's Been Good
I have a mansion, forget the price Ain't never been there, they tell me it's nice I live in hotels, tear out the walls I have accountants pay for it all They say I'm crazy but I have a good time I'm just looking for clues at the scene of the crime Life's been good to me so far My Maserati does one-eighty-five I lost my license, now I don't drive I have a limo, ride in the back I lock the doors in case I'm attacked I make hit records, my fans they can't wait They write me letters, tell me I'm great So I got me an office, gold records on the wall Just leave a message, maybe I'll call Lucky I'm sane after all I've been through (Everybody say “I'm cool”......”He's cool”) I can't complain but sometimes I still do Life's been good to me so far I go to parties, sometimes until four It's hard to leave when you can't find the door It's tough to handle this fortune and fame Everybody's so different, I haven't changed They say I'm lazy but it take

Thank You
For reminding me of what I am gothic thank you for reminding me what I cant escape that I am disposable and you never even had to kiss me to lift me up or drop me down to cast me back to the shadows where I have dwelt so long Im sorry I beleaved that I was anything more but with you it was easy to dream and for me the dreams were reality but now I am returned to the nightmares that is my reality I am alone without you and forgive me if I mourn for losing you is a great a terrible wound upon an already injured spirit but now you truly understand the gothic cowboy but for what you gave me what breif moment we had in that time I lived and laughed and loved and flew and forgive me if I liked beign with you forgive me if I still ache to touch you and see you but once but thank you for what you could give of yourself

A Must Read!!
Think about this for a minute... If I happened to show up on your door step crying, Would you care? If I called you and asked you to pick me up because something happened, Would you come? If I had one day left, to live my life; Would you be part of that last day? If I needed a shoulder to cry on, Would you give me yours? This is a test to see who your real friends are or if you are just someone to talk to you when they are bored . I just Did.....because you are my friend. Do you know what the relationship is between your two eyes? They blink together, they move together, they cry together, They see things together and they sleep together, BUT THEY NEVER SEE EACH OTHER..that's what friendship is. Your aspiration is your motivation, your motivation is your belief, your belief is your peace, your peace is your target, your target is heaven, and life is like hell without it It's 'world best friends week'. Who is your best

Surviving Ike
HURRICANE IKE DIARY AN INSIDERS PERSPECTIVE Thursday, September 11, 2008 3:30 PM City sent us home and closed City Hall. Got home and saw roomies off. I stayed on the computer talking to my friends on Fubar until about 2 AM. Friday, September 12, 2008 4:30 PM I lost power. It came on for about 15 minutes, just enough to reboot computer and Cable, just as I was getting ready to make coffee it went off for good. Went out back and heard the popping of the transformer. What really sucks is that I can see lights in the subdivision across the drainage ditch behind still has power and I can see the glow of street lamps, it just killed my subdivision. My daughter had called right after that said it looked pretty bad. 7:30 PM Daughter called again no change so far and they say it is flooding Galveston. Passed news on to ex-father-in-law and his girlfriend of what was going on; they said they would be going over a friend’s house to stay. 9:30 PM Daughter called back, Fo

Gonna Be Gone For A Few Days.
Just letting everyone know that I won't be here from tomorrow morning until probably Saturday night. My mother's place sold in the middle of everything else going on with her. My sister and I are going up in the morning to pack up everything for her and get it to storage on Saturday. She will be coming home with me to stay the last week until surgery on Oct. 7, then will be in the hospital for at least a week after surgery. She will then be coming back home with me to recover. Later on, my sister and I will help her find her own apartment. Soooooo. Will you miss me? :P

Noise Complaint At Luke Afb, Az
Luke AFB is west of Phoenix and is rapidly being surrounded by civilization that complains about the noise from the base and its planes, forgetting that it was there long before they were. A certain Lieutenant Colonel at Luke AFB deserves a big pat on the back. Apparently, an individual who lives somewhere near Luke AFB wrote the local paper complaining about a group of F-16s that disturbed his/her day at the mall. When that individual read the response from a Luke AFB officer, it must Have stung quite a bit. The complaint: 'Question of the day for Luke Air Force Base: Whom do we thank for the morning air show? Last Wednesday, at precisely 9:11 A.M, a tight formation of four F-16 jets made a low pass over Arrowhead Mall, continuing west over Bell Road at approximately 500 feet. Imagine our good fortune! Do the Tom Cruise-wannabes feel we need this wake-up call, or were they trying to impress the cashiers at Mervyns

So Tired
I FEEL SO LOST AND EMPTY LIKE IM MISSING SOMETHING. I AM SCARED CAUSE I TOTALY FELL FOR SOMEONE. THE KIND OF FALL U NEVER WANNA GET UP FROM. THIS GUY TOTALLY HAD ME FROM THE START. AND I FELT SO WEAK IN THE KNEES FOR HIM. BUT HE TOTALLY PLAYED ME. IM SO INTO HIM AND I LOST HIM...LIKE I WASNT GOOD ENOUGH. I JUST WANTED TO BE IN HIS ARMS...TOUCH HIM FEEL HIM KNOW THAT HES MINE.....BUT ITS ALL GONE AWAY AND I CANT EVEN BREATH.....IM SO LOST RIGHT NOW

Update For Child Abuse (10:00pm
Help Stop Child Abuse If you want to end this tragedy please join in this to show your support. Just R/F/A everyone and if you have them then rerate and leave them a comment "Stopping Child Abuse". After you do that then let Soulja Gurl know after you have rated her folder to recieve a tag.Once you have R/F/A added everyone you will be added to the bulletin Start with this picture first: Tag(let Tigerprincess know you rated folder as well,she makes the tags) imikimi - Customize Your World Soulja Gurl Soulja Gurl )@ fubar Tigerprincess Tigerprincess@ fubar Holly HotBox Holly HotBox ~The Owner of "The Love Shack",25 to life@ fubar tracy @ fubar hot lil mama @ fubar Cheryl

You May Be Right
Friday night I crashed your party Saturday I said I'm sorry Sunday came and you trashed me out again I was only having fun Wasn't hurting anyone And we all enjoyed the weekend for a change Ive been stranded in the combat zone I walked through bed stuy alone Even rode my motorcycle in the rain And you told me not to drive But I made it home alive So you said that only proves that I'm insane You may be right I may be crazy But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for Turn out the light Don't try to save me You may be wrong for all I know But you may be right Remember how I found you there Alone in your electric chair I told you dirty jokes until you smiled You were lonely for a man I said take me as I am cause you might enjoy some madness for a while Now think of all the years you tried to Find someone to satisfy you I might be as crazy as you say If I'm crazy then its true That its all because of you And you wouldn't want me any other way You may be righ

I'm Playing Madison Square Garden With Weezer!
yes--tomorrow nite 9/24--i'm taking the stage with Weezer playing the flute--at that famous nyc venue madison square garden in front of like 20,000 people! gotta go learn all these songs--they use notes i never use in punk flute playing--love ya's

Woo Hoo! Getting On Cam, Come Say Hi!
Not sure what I'll be wearing, possibly a costume, maybe just a nice matching bra and thong set w/ thigh highs! MyFreeCams Go sign up, it's free for a standard account, just need a valid email addy. I am on nearly every night around 10:30/11PM est. (I'm off Wed night tho, so :P) My name on there is AthenaH

Lol, Yeah I Did
My offer includes: crush for the month add to family top friend rate stash & pics* during hh *with 11's* {add more when I think of it or as bid increases} I do not need a VIP but bling would be great! oh and by the way............... He has 664,697 Points to go to be an Insider! He is a sweetheart. He can even personalize pics and such. I am not so good at that. So, come join me on his page and show him a lil' b'day love. I love this song,lol. Lovable_Perv@ fubar

Pimp Out Blog #7 Nicckiebabie
nicckiebabie@ fubar this is my wonderful original friend on this site and she will always return the loving to you all and i made her a special birthday present for her 30th birthday which is today so please Show Nicckie my wonderful,amazing sexy,gorgeous,beautiful etc friend some fubar loving people from Bruce.

Emo-scene-al
ha for some reason i'm very emotional right now, and not like sad emotional, like weird emotional. i know, ask me no questions, and i'll tell you no lies. i'm odd. :D what's everyone else up to tonight? Lose It - Atreyu