The Ice Cream Joke
(A woman walks into ur local ice cream parlor)
Hi how r u? may i please have 1 gallon of chocolate ice cream please?
Clerk: O im sorry miss but we r all out of chocolate ice cream.
woman: Aww well in that case Ill have a half gallon of chocolate
ice creams please.
Clerk: Im sorry ma'am but maybe u missunderstood me, we dont have ANY chocolate
ice cream!
woman: OK FINE!! FINE!! ...........well then Ill just take one scoop of Choc
Clerk: Wait miss!!! Can u spell the van in vanilla?
woman: sure "VAN"
Clerk: Can u spell the straw in strawberry?
woman: yea "straw"
clerk: WELL CAN U SPELL THE FUCK......IN CHOCOLATE?
woman: but....there aint no "fuck" in chocolate...
clerks: THATS WAT I BEEN TRYIN TO TELL YO ASS THERE AINT NO FUCKIN CHOCOLATE!!
Racist Joke (change to ur advantage)
Theres an asian, hispanic, black, and a white man on top of a tall mountain,
mount killa mojarro, mount killa yo momma...watever!!
The Asian looks at the guys and says "This is for my people" and jumps off the mountain.
The Hispanic says "this is for my people" and jumps off the mountain!
The Black man says "this is for my people" grabs the white guy and throws his ass off the mountain.
Deressed sad guy walks into your local bar.
"Bartender give me 6 glasses of the most expensive drink u got"
Bartender comes and lays the 6 glasses down and as soon as the bartender turns his head
the guy drinks them real fast!!!
Bartender turns around "man u sure did drink them fast"
Guy: yea u would too if u had wat I had
Bartender: wow what you got?
Guy: 50 cent
