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Observations
Since being on fubar for a short while...I've seen probably not more than 1% of all the women available on this site. And of those I've seen literally thousands of pics of boobies and butts (some in bras n panties, some not,) thighs, backs, legs n toes, tattoed or clean, sittng, standing, or whatever, and most in sexually provocative positions...some real to life and others who have porn sites who are "selling it" here. To that end...I hate to tell ya, there's not a one of you that's got anything on anyone else. After awhile, it all begins to look the same. The ONLY real difference belongs to the ones who actually spend the time to have one on one conversations. Kinda like real life. I see ya'll dressed to kill out and about doing anything and everything imaginable...but the ONLY ones I remember are the ones who take the time to get to know me.

Obsessions~
She could remember when she longed for the gag to be removed, the thrill she had felt when the kitten worked at the strings and she thought she might be rid of it. Now that it was gone, Elyndria was more frightened that she would unconsciously make a sound or moan and be punished for it. Her captor had left no doubt in her mind that he would not stand for disobedience and restrained as she was, she had little choice but to submit to his demands. Still, she often found herself now licking her lips, or running her tongue across her teeth, savoring the sensations she had been denied before. There fact the gag had been removed gave her hope that other of her restraints would be removed, and then her chance would come to escape.She thought she heard movement off to her left and strained to listen for any sign of someone there. She started to call out a hello, but caught herself just as her lips formed the word, remembering her command to remain silent unless spoken too. The silence surround

Observations
You know, I've skimmed though a lot of women's asshats folders ands its become apparent that a lot of guys don't understand the concept of relationship status so I'm going to break it down for them. Single - means I'm in a relationship but I put single because when I leave it as in a relationship no one rates or blings me. Stupid men, they all want the same thing. It's complicated - same as above, just slightly more honest. Married/In a relationship - means I'm single but I put down I'm taken because I hope maybe fewer guys will send me pics of their peen. You know I'm not so sure its working. Widowed - I'm in a relationship but my boyfriend did something to piss me off, now he's dead to me.

Observations And The Way It Is
OK, it's no secret that I don't have, and don't want, a mobile phone. Can't live without one? Bullshit, we all did for donkeys years without a problem. I don't buy into pressure marketing. Anyway, leave that one there, not looking to alienate everyone. The matter in hand is this: We have a couple of friends who, when they are out with us, spend their entire evening busily texting someone else on their mobile.phone. Only these two people do it, not the rest of our friends, so it can't be our company! One of them always has an excuse, like "oh, it was just such-and-such, I really had to let them know (whatever)"; while the other one is even worse. Tell him how bloody annoying it is and he just laughs as though it's a joke. It is not a joke! It is bloody ignorant and mildly infuriating. So, what I want to know from anyone who can be bothered to read this, is: - Do you go out with people and then spend the time in their company texting someone else? If you do, why do you d

Obsession
YOU'RE MY OBSESSION AND I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY I CANT SEEM TO QUIT YOU NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY IN MY THOUGHTS BOTH NIGHT AND DAY MY NEED FOR YOU NEVER SWAYS I TRY TO THINK NEGATIVE MY MIND FILLED WITH HATE OPEN MY EYES TO THE OBVIOUS STATE MY FRIENDS SAY TO QUIT YOU WHY CANT THEY SEE WITHOUT MY OBSESSION WHERE WOULD I BE

Observationally Speaking
Since considering I do sports and political blogs nowhere near this site, I figured I'd throw out my two cents worth and ruffle a few feathers in the process. That being said, I would only start out on those on here that would probably walk through fire, have sex with a barn animal or do something bizarre that Stevo would accept for the next installment of "Jackass". Just to think all that for some credits, bling or some special powers item; wow, I'm so stoked to want one myself....NOT! Just making the point of what people will do on here to get some notority since maybe in their real, personal lives, the grass isn't so green and they are as relevant as that piece of dust that sits behind your favorite chair that you haven't cleaned behind since Clinton was in office. Surely most must think I'm weeding out the few and the proud but face it, there's real truth here and you see it everyday on here. people whining for bucks, bling, special abilities, whatever it takes to level up. I m

Obsessed Much?
This dude is completely obsessed with me. He deleted his mumm because I "kept it real"....now he was in my private message box. Can you say..."Wants the cock?" Obviously start reading from the bottom up :D === 'GeorgeFeelsgood Owned By TRISH' wrote the following at '2012-08-02 21:05:47'..>> > just as i thought, only bitches need gloves and head gear to fight. bare knuckles.....in the street in front of my salon.....come on bitch boy, let's box!!!> > > === 'Ronin' wrote the following at '2012-08-02 21:04:35'..> >> > Thanks for proving you are a moron. I am sure everyone is going to love this exchange posted in my blog for the Fubar masses to see.> > > > === 'GeorgeFeelsgood Owned By TRISH' wrote the following at '2012-08-02 21:03:17'..> > >> > > just as i thought, only bitches need gloves and head gear to fight. bare knuckles.....in the street in front of my salon.....come on bitch boy, let's box!!!> > > > > > > > > > > > === 'Ronin' wrote the following at '2012-08-02 21:01:2

Obsession
His body's on fire, his heart starts to race. By the touch of her skin, the sight of her face. He listens to her voice, and outlines her lips. But the words he hears, she isn't saying, each time the knife slips. Digging deeper in her flesh, he sees her tears fall. If I can't have you, then no one will at all. She doesn't understand, for he is the one in her heart. Until obsession kicked in, and tore them apart. He had her sweet taste, then sank his teeth in. Biting off pieces of her soul, leaving holes in her skin. He was blinded by love, taken over by rage. Unleashing his inner demon, from inside of it's cage. As soon as the door cracked, the beast took control. His obsession laid to rest, the other half of his soul.

Obsidian468
Well, as many of you, my faithful readers know, I've been under a constant attack from the users "NASA FAN" and "Firemyst" lately. Even though I completely owned Nasa in my last blog entry, he still insists on pushing things forward... this time, with the help of "To Protect and Serve", who is a newbie with a vendetta. I owned him last night in this mumm: http://cherrytap.com/blog/76314/353818 Today, he posted another mum here: http://www.cherrytap.com/mum.php?id=55914 whining about his block. When I posted a link to the old mumm, he deleted most of his comments from the old mumm, but apparently didn't know about the "show all comments" link. Hit that, and you'll see the bulk of his transgressions. This twit has sided with Firemyst, who posted a mumm today (which has been since deleted) along with a new blog entry, which can be found here: http://cherrytap.com/blog/76314/353818 The thing I find funny about all of this, is that the "To Protect and Serve" moron was posting

Obvious
Wow you know I knew most times I can keep my emotions in check or I'm not very emotional. Just came to be today that I've ignored a big part of me and that is my emotions. Typically I won't care about a lot of things but with today's manifesting day the emotions around me have doubled in how I feel. Whether it's happiness, anger, frustration or everything else I've had today it has been twice what it usually would be in intensity. This has helped me realize that I'm more complex then I thought I was since I ignored and didn't think I could have all these intense feelings. I want to thank all my friends who have supported me recently. So this is probably pretty obvious but goes understated a lot of time. Why is it in our society that when someone does something good or bad that they only time you ever hear anything is when the screw it up. It's not like you go out of your way to say thank you to someone that completed your order correctly but you know you are in the person's face

Obvious
OK, what I do here............. Quiet obvious that I need to spend more time here! Am sure u'all wanna get me drunk and take advantage of me. Shame on u.....:-} [or is it] Well I'm learning, so bare with me a min. Send me all u got!!

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O>c>b
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Occasion's & Holiday's
Well in October just next month my baby girl will be 5 year's old and it scare's me. Brandi is growing up so fast, she just missed the deadline for going to school this year and i am very happy that i have her one more year before she goes to school. Now here is the question...how do i keep her little and to stop growing up ?? I know, i know i can't stop that from happening but it feel's like she was this tiny little baby that i rocked her to sleep and i just blinked my eye's and BOOM she is 4 going to be 5 very soon and i'm scared that i'll blink my eye's and she will be a teenager and another blink and she'll be an adult and won't need me anymore. That basically is my biggest fear that when she grow's up she won't need me anymore so i just want to keep her young so that she will need me. I love her so much and she is so beautiful and my angel, and a beautiful and happy personality and i am gratefull everyday that i have her i just hope that she will alway's need me and that w

The Occasional Egghe
I think it's safe to say that anyone who may read this would agree that ones life is just better at times than others!! Case and point; The last time I wrote a post, my Redskins had just beaten Dallas (looking really good in doing so I might add) and were on their way to the playoffs. I'm feeling good, doing a bit more bragging than usual and starting to believe that things are finally turning the corner. Right???? Well, since then....The Redskins are gone from the playoffs (looking really bad in doing so I might add) getting their butts kicked by Seattle. And nowwwww Joe Gibbs calls it a day as far as the head coaching job is concerned!!! Somebody please tell me what the hell just happened?? Was it a dream, did I fall asleep for say...a week and a half, smoke some pot maybe or get slipped a mickey?? Just all part of being a die hard football fan I guess. The Skins are done for the year and Gibbs is gone for good and I'm gonna miss em both. At least as far as the team g

The Occasional Bitch
Internet relationships as a whole are a fucking sham... but FU-RELATIONSHIPS are the worst of all. People have really lost site of what relationships and friendships are for that matter and I am about to call you out! Nearly every day I am approached by someone that thinks they have it all figured out for me.. they are the one and I should abandon my real life and sink into their pit of lies. WRONG! You can tell me all day long how you would rub my feet and draw my bath and treat me like a queen - but WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU? You are not real... I cannot touch you - I cannot kiss you and you cannot do any of those things that you so freely talk about - perhaps that is why it makes it so easy to promise the world to someone. I am on to your game fuckers and you are gunna pay dearly! People string along four or five or sometimes more people to fill the void in their empty lives.. is that really entertainment?... an ego boost? What is sad is that many people easily fall into the trap

Occasional Thoughts, Poems And Other Crap
Beautiful Mess I am finding it hard, To try and hide, The emptiness and saddness, I'm feeling inside. The things in my life, That made my heart sing, Has been reduced to nothing, They don't mean a thing. How I felt inside, The love that I shared, has been pushed aside, Like no one ever cared. I'm reduced to silence, No Laughter, No song, alone in a world, That I do not belong. I wear a smile, In place of a frown, So I appear to be happy, To hide that I'm down. I deal in the day time, I cry at night, I should not have to feel this, It just isn't right. For me this is life, A daily routine,

Occupational Hazard
Okies, Sat 8/18 I'll be in Boston at the Cyclorama for the Fetish Flea! Come and join me in checking out corsets and stillettos and floggers OH MY!!!! Could always use a second opinion on how it looks and how it feels! You know you wanna!!!!!! Miao. OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!! The Fetish Flea is coming!!!!!!!!!!!! Will be at the Cyclorama in Boston Aug 18 from 12-6p!! And then..... The Winter Flea will be held in... wait for it chillin's.... PROVIDENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh I'm gonna be there and I just might have some kinky things to peddle while I'm at it!! Some of my purrrrrrrrrrrsonal friends will be there so check them out and have lots o money on hand: www.mikosexoticwear.com www.rapturefloggers.com

Occult
Abaddon - (Hebrew) Destroyer, Advisor. Said to be chief of demons. Sometimes regarded as the destroying angel. Abdiel - (Arabic) from "Abd" meaning slave. Lord of slaves/slavery. Abatu - An earth bound form of destructive/negative energy in the Order of the Nine Angles. Associated with rites of sacrifice. Abduxuel - (Enochian) One of the demonic rulers of the lunar mansions. Abigar - Can fortell future and give military advice. Abigor - (Unk) allegedly a warrior demon who commands sixty legions. Weyer names him as god of Grand Duke of Hell. Appears in a pleasant form. Aclahayr - (Unk) Of the fourth hour of the Nuctemeron, the genius spirit. Adad, Addu - (Babylonian, Hittite) god of the storm. Adramalech - (Samarian) devil. Commander of Hell. Wierius' chancellor of infernal regions. In Assyria where he was worshipped, children were supposedly burned at his alters. Adriel - Mansions of the moon among the Enochian demons. Aeshma, Aesma - (Persian) One of seve

Occurances That Mean Something??
I have a tendency to believe that there is meaning in most of the things that happen in life, I believe that there are many levels to the world around us that we do not see or understand...yeah to some it is mystical mumbo - jumbo but to me I can not believe that life or the universe is as simple as so many people seem to view it. So - today I am having a reflective day, a bit of a downer but not really and then... I was taking out the trash...when I opened the door - I bird flew out of the Christmas wreath on my door, into my house, landed on my Christmas tree and just sat there looking at me. I quickly locked the cat in the bathroom, left the door open and took out the trash...trying to figure out how I was getting that bird out. I came back in - walked close to the tree and the bird flew right out the door. Mind you - the tree is on the opposite side of the room than the door... Come on - is this just some weird thing that happened (I mean a lot of weird things happe

Occupy This
here in maine it is getting cold and still they occupy this and that. good for you. nothing like determination. pity your pleas will fall on deaf ears. i am poor cause i was born poor. thats ok though. i remain poor cause i had fun growing up. i will be poor cause i am studying for a good job to see out my working life. it is no one elses fault but mine. if we share the wealth like you say. we will all be poor. there will be no goals. tempers will rise. shit will hit the fan. go home have a hot cup of cocoa and plan on having some fun and sex. strike the cocoa, open a botlle of vodka and start having fun now. Dont get me wrong, i admire your kinmanship, spirit, faith and all the stuff like that. but really. you think it will change anything. all we can do is hope we remain a prosperous nation, be glad we are not in north korea where every one is an equal turd. i think holland has the best national model.

Occupy Wherever
I have waited for a couple months now to write this, but, I believe I have enough information to discuss this subject accurately. The Occupy "movement" has never had my support as I think a direction or objective is necessary instead of just protesting aimlessly. I can, and do, support the Tea Party because both of us want limited government, a cut in spending, a return to the Constitution among other things. For the last two months, I've watched Occupy Wherever with disgust. It seems the protestors want the government to provide them everything while they claim no responsibilities for themselves. They have left their parents' homes (where they demanded everything and provided nothing) to protest Corporate Greed. We know this because they used their corporate made smartphones and laptops to post on corporate entities such as Facebook and Twitter. They used pictures taken by corporate made cameras to document their trials and tribulations as they pranced around in their expensive,

O.c. Dating
Ok, i'm fresh out of a divorce and i am looking to start dating again however it's been so long i find it hard to get out there and not only find a date but i am no longer in the mood for games and immaturity that comes with the hunt. Is there anyone that knows what im talking about and are there any suggestions from women out there. I have not tried to pick up a girl in years now i am being thrown to the wolves so to speak. i would really like to hear imput. and who would date me if they could honestly...

Ocean's Whisper
Whispering breeze of ocean's air That peace of night without a care Sitting here with tranquil thoughts Thinking what the day has brought Taking a breath deep in my chest Smelling the salt and damp caress Thoughts come in from yester year Loves that was lost start to appear. Reaching my hand to Him tonight Hoping this time He will appear to sight Wanting to see His very Face Adoring the One I hold in Praise. Then I see the moon's bright glare Stars and planets in them I stare He created all in the sky And I know He is by my side. Lord let this moment never end Just Being in the Presence of You

Ocean Wave
She rolls over the ocean's surface with ease and gentleness. Her powerful force let's her glide upon the shore, and dampen the feet of those passing by. She let's out her anger by crashing against the sides of boats and against the rocky shores. She shows her generosity by carrying the surfers high above and letting the curious people swim with her ripples. This is an ocean waves beauty. She can be calm and peaceful, like a bird soaring through the sky. And just like that she can become harsh and bitter, like a tiger killing it's prey. She howls in the silent night as the moon reflects upon her shimmery surface. During the noisy days commotion she is silent and her persistent movement is inspired by many. She can be roaring one minute and completely bitter the next. This is an ocean waves mystery. By: Lucky to be Irish

The Ocean
I made this about the ocean just for you I know that you love the water With its many blues I too love the water There is much life and motion And the water so deep No wonder it is called the ocean With sounds that could put you to sleep The aquatic life is nice Some can go from land to sea There is even frozen ice Teeming with life you see The ocean can be calm Or it can be dangerous Near there are palms you never know whats in store for us People you meet are like waves Some are gentle and fun They know how to behave Other will beat you in the sun You can sit on a beach Let sand between your feet No worry's about a leach You can even bring something to eat The ocean likes sand As it rips it away Lending erosion a hand As it does everyday Bring an umbrella for laying in the sun Or just a fella to go have fun I must go now as the tide rolls in As for I do not swim It is fun to play games and hope that win There nice guys out there and

The Ocean By The Bravery
If We Had Sex....GAME. don't be scared. you never know who really wants to do you! (Reply so only I see it and Repost so others can fill it out). 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you let me pull your hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you from 1 - 10? 16. Would you want me to go fast or slow? 17. Where would you want it? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you mind if i licked you? 20. Would you Fuck me today? 21. Would you Fuck me tomorro

Ocean Breeze
Star crossed lovers, Never meant to be, Kisses sweet, Ocean Breeze, Do tell me whats on your mind, I have nothing but time, Touch so gentle, It won't last, Is it just some more of the past, Tell me no lies, I whisper my secerts, Enfolded in your arms

Ocean Lady
There is a lady who lives by the ocean, She loves it there but the connection is so much more, from the breeze to the waves she feels every motion. Having her toes in the soft warm sand is something she always did adore. She feels the animals of the sea and holds them as her own, She hears playing on the beach and creates sights for people to see, She keeps them al safe like children in her home, ensuring that there is no better place to be. She moves with this place, the people and the animals as they move with her they twist turn, ebb, and flow together. They share this bond bound by an unbreakable tether, It has always been this way and will go on until the end of forever.

The Ocean
DYK: the reason why the ocean is so salty is due to whale sperm? yea i said it WHALE SPERM!! Every time a male whale does his woman. about 20gals of sperm misses the target there for making the ocean salty. Every time you accidently drink ocean water- your drinking whale sperm. Some may see it also getting a facial. Any who i wanna say hey to my closest friends for still being there even tho i'm twizted at times!!!

Ocean
As destructive fishing practices, deadly underwater noise, and toxic pollution take a mounting toll on the health of our oceans. The Natural Resources Defense Council is leading the fight to establish the equivalent of national parks in the sea, Which will safeguard vital marine habitats from devasting threats. LWe are making progress with protecting the oceans but when countries like Canada and Japan get in the way of progress of protecting life in our oceans we need to turn to organizations like Greenpeace and The sea Sheperd. I will start with Canada's commercial seal hunt. It is the largest slaughter of maring mammals in the world. This year between March and April, Canada will allow 270,000 harp seals to be killed. During the previous three years, the government of canada delivered the death sentence to over one million baby harp seals. This should not be even called a hunt. Sealers simply walk up to the baby seals and bash the seals on the head with a metal spike attached to

Ocean Of Insight
His Holiness the Christ is like unto the sun; his light issued forth from his own identity. He received it not from another person - therefore we give him the comprehensive title of the "word." By this we mean the all-comprehending reality and the depository of the infinite divine characteristics. This "word" has an honorary beginning and not a beginning of time. For instance, we say this person has precedence over all. This precedence comes to him through the station and honor which he now holds in life, but it is not a precedence of time. In reality the "word" has neither beginning nor ending. The letters of the "word" are those qualities which appeared in Christ and not his physical body. These attributes were from God - like unto the rays of the sun reflected in a clear mirror. The rays, the light and the heat of the sun are its qualities which have become manifest in the mirror. It is evident that these qualities were ever with God, even at this time they are with him, they are in

Ocelotsblog
When you get to my age (hah I'm trying to sound old here but I'm not), and if you got nothing to your name - no wife or kid(s), life is pretty boring and pointless. So when this occurs, you begin to wonder if what you're doing in life is really worth it. I mean, you go into work, work a day, and do it again tomorrow. Been thinking lately. Since I feel this way, I'm wondering what I can do to fulfill a meaningful purpose in my life. Been thinking of joining the military lately. I'd need to get into some serious shape, though. Where the fuck is Mickey when you need him? My right eyelid suddenly got real itchy just now. I was called into work yesterday afternoon. Said I could make it, but yesterday some renovation guys were supposed to show up from 8:30am to 5:00pm or something like that. They didn't show up. Bastards. Now I was waiting for them to show up this morning. I had to call in saying I won't make it to work for these guys, once again, they didn't show up. Oh well,

The O.c (roleplaying Room)
Hello everyone I just opened up a roleplaying room it's called The O.C. If you have seen the show and like it you will like this room if you haven't seen it or don't watch it you can still join in the roleplay and be a character I will help you on what to say so will Heather that is on the top of my friends list lol. These are who I still need yet. Hope to see some new people if you want to join just e-mail me and let me know at XMagicalWolfX@gmail.com or you can message me on AIM MagicalWereWolf or MSN MagicalWolf4382@hotmail.com. Just let me know which character you want to be and I will give you the password for your character and you can change it once you get the password ok thanks :). Oh and the people that have available by there names are the characters that still need roleplayers for ok just to be clear thanks. The Address to the site http://s130320758.onlinehome.us/chatz/priv/theOCroom/index.cgi Characters: Kirsten---Not Available Marissa----Not Availabl

Ocs
Just wanted to let everyone know that I received orders for Army Officer Candidate School, and will be leaving for Fort Benning on the 15th of June. I'll be there at least 3 months, so you probably won't see me on here. So wish me luck, and I hope all of you have a great summer! Bye for now!

Oct 23, 2006
well. My nephew turned two on saturday- I took my son to his b-day party. And boy did I have my hands full!! He threw a temper tantrum because I didn't want him to just go and open the kids presents.... so luckily my sister let him help. then when we went to leave, he threw another tantrum because he wanted to take toys with him!! I wish he could understand that those aren't his - and he can play with them - not take them home. What upset me is the brother in law that molested me, was there, and was gonna yell at my kid when he had a tantrum. I hate having to even be around him!! and I don't want my kid around him either. I don't know what to do, Am I suppose to cut off the family from seeing my son if the guys there? or is that just hurting him? this really sucks! well, I just can't wait for him to be old enough to be able to explain to him certain things..

Oct.
¢À OCTOBER = SEXY Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind. repost in 5 mins & you will excel in a major event coming up sometime this month. A DCA airport ticket agent offers some examples of 'why' our country is in trouble.1.... I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman (Carol Shea-Porter) ask for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window. (On an airplane!) 2.... I got a call from a Kansas Congressman's (Moore) staffer (Howard Bauleke), who wanted to go to Capetown. I start

Oct/5 Assorted Poems
Mon Cheri So we turn the lights down low turn the key on the lighted torch. as soft light pulses, reflects, echo’s across the walls corner to corner. There in the window, the stars bare whiteness to the deepest love, and the darkest sin. They are the eyes of angels, to pass judgment on our souls. Soft pillows, I see the linen flash between the dark of your flowing sexy hair. And the dim light not only echo’s through the home, but reflects those same stars, in your gleaming eyes. So green and clear that I feel watched, as we love. I feel accused, for this sin. Oh sweet blasphemy! I rejoice in your embrace again, and I love you, Once Again. I love my left breast. Take it in your hands. Grope me. With your pianist fingers. It's perfect. I know you strive for perfection. Look at how it curves from my chest. How it falls. Cascades into your cupped hands. Soft Sensual. Run your smooth thumb over my tender rouge nipple. Slowly at first. Building in intensity. Sig

October Is Domestic Violence Awareness Month
I AM TRYING TO GET EVERYONE TO TAKE NOTICE AT THE SERIOUSNESS OF DOMESTIC VIOLENCE. BUT, IT SEEMS LIKE THEY MOSTLY CARE ABOUT TITS AND ASSES. I HATE THAT!! TITS AND ASSES ARE FINE TIL THEY GET TIRED OF YOU AND BEAT YOUR ASS. BEAUTY IS ONLY SKIN DEEP AND DOESN'T LAST FOREVER, SO, THEN WHAT?? click here PURPLE ROSE IMAGE PLEASE JOIN THE PURPLE RIBBON CAMPAIGN TO END "DOMESTIC VIOLENCE" BY COPYING A PURPLE RIBBON OR A BANNER TO YOUR PROFILE. OCTOBER IS NATIONAL DOMESTIC VIOLENCE AWARENSS MONTH! " I am doing this in honor and loving memory of my mother Margarita and my sister Linda Anne Regan. And for all the victims of Domestic Violence." Banner codes can be copied from my profile. Ribbon pics can be downloaded from my pics. Thank you soo much for your support GOD BLESS SUSANA M. REGAN BIG SIS OF LINDA DAUGHTER TO MARGARITA PURPLE RIBBON COULD YOU PLEASE SIGN MY PETITION, I WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE IT. HUGS SUSANA http://www.Pet

October 2006
So first, I would like to inform everyone that Halloween has only been celebrated in Sweden for the past decade, but has established very fast here, mainly as a marketing ploy.. "The occasion is mainly celebrated by children and teenagers. They go to fancy-dress parties and ghost parties, light lanterns and venture forth into the streets to scare the life out of the neighbourhood. Many pubs and restaurants stage Halloween parties and decorate their premises with fearsome attributes. Halloween has come to stay. On the island of Öland in the southern Baltic, the arrival of Halloween has led to an upswing in pumpkin growing, and the giant fruits are now quite readily available." ~Sweden.Se Now a Little on the history of Halloween itself: "The term Halloween, and its older spelling Hallowe'en, is shortened from All-hallow-even, as it is the evening before "All Hallows' Day" (also known as "All Saints' Day")." ~Wikipedia "Origin: Celtic observation of Samhain According to w

October 17= Very Important Day!
A cosmic trigger event is occurring on the 17th of October 2006. This is the beginning, one of many trigger events to come between now and 2013. An ultraviolet (UV) pulse beam radiating from higher dimensions in universe-2 will cross paths with the Earth on this day. Earth will remain approximately within this UV beam for 17 hours of your time. This beam resonates with the heart chakra, it is radiant flourescent in nature, blue/magenta in colour. Although it resonates in this frequency band, it is above the colour frequency spectrum of your universe-1 which you, Earth articulate in. However due to the nature of your soul and soul groups operating from Universe-2 frequency bands it will have an effect. The effect is every thought and emotion will be amplified intensely one million-fold. Yes, we will repeat, all will be amplified one millions time and more. Every thought, every emotion, every intent, every will, no matter if it is good, bad, ill, positive, negative, w

October Hottie!!! Lol
OCTOBER=HOTTIE Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month,hold on to them because their one of a kind.

October
Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind. Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 21) -- HOLEE SHIT! here comes the masters and mistresses of FUCK! Sorry Leo, but Scorps ARE the leaders in the Kink O Rama factor (Hey Lions, you are the kings and queens of everything ELSE...let it go...OMMMMMMMM) Scorpios KNOW how to seduce. They KNOW what is kinky. They are highly manipulative. They KNOW how to get you to do what THEY want. They KNOW how to fuck. And they are making room for modifications. All they have to do is wa

October= Hottie
¢À JANUARY =SHYNESS Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you. You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5 mins and your repu

October
What does your birth month reveal about you? (Pics) OctoberOctober Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn'tpretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children. Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by myYearbook.com

October_saint
Almost seven months have passed in a blink of an eye. Seven months?!?! Damn- been away from home for that long? Feels like that part of my life never happened. Like it was so distant dream I barely remember upon wakeing. Do I even remember a life back in Chicago?? Feels like I've died and all this time has been spent in purgatory. Just waiting for something to happen, anything. I'm numb. Can you belive that just last December, I was working at FORD MOTORS? Now thats gone and Im just waiting. I know that by takeing the buyout was the right decision, but just to fill that space. I do'nt know, maybe Im just down tonight. I miss my fucked up life from time to time, becuase I knew that everthing has it place. The fall season came early this year; thank god, with the premire of ROB ZOMBIE's HALLOWEEN. Thank God for that. This summer, though was one of the best I ever had, it was also quite the longest. Got to relive my summers past by enjoying

October Poems~
October Poems... OCTOBERLo, sweetened with the summer light,The full juiced apple, waxing over-mellowDrops in a silent autumn night.MERRY AUTUMN DAYS‘Tis pleasant on a fine spring mornTo see the buds expand,.‘Tis pleasant in the summer timeTo see the fruitful land;‘Tis pleasant on a winter’s nightTo sit around the blaze,But what are joys like these, my boys,To merry autumn days!We hail the merry Autumn days,When leaves are turning red;Because they’re far more beautifulThan anyone has said,We hail the merry harvest time,The gayest of the year;The time of rich and bounteous crops,Rejoicing and good cheer.AUTUMNI love the fitful gust that shakesThe casement all the day,And from the glossy elm-tree takesThe faded leaves away,Twirling them by the window paneWith thousand others down the lane.I love to see the cottage smokeCurl upward through the trees,The pigeons nestled round the coteNovember days like these;The cock upon the woodland crowing,The mill sails on the heath a-going.AN AUTUMN

October Is "breast Cancer Awareness" Month
As some of you know.. I am a survivor of breast cancer and I celebrate that I fought it and won..so far.. so.. if you know of anyone that has had breast cancer and survived or someone that is fighting it now.. Call her or him .. (Yes breast cancer is on the rise with males too.. it isn't just a female illness anymore. Men have been know to die from it as well.. just not spoken about. Which is wrong.. men need to get their check-ups just like us women do, to be safe) Anyways.. call them today and tell them that you love them and you support them. Hugs and Loves Cassie.. aka Angel

October Is Breat Cancer Awareness Month
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m Happy Thanksgiving To All My Friends! Love, Teresa To all my fubar friends, October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!! As a daughter and niece of Breast Cancer Survivors I urge everyone who has women in their lives to discuss Breast Cancer issues. It could be the most important talk you will ever have. My mother and all 4 of her sisters are survivors of Breast Cancer and that makes my chances of getting breast cancer very high and I will be only 37 as of Thursday. At the age of 30 I started getting regular mammograms to help prevent that from happening. I love my girls and want to keep them. I am adding a link to a wonderful website who with every click that is made helps women who cant afford to get a mammogram for free. Or if they dont have health insurance. My birthday wish would come true from every person that takes this blog to heart. Thank you. Teresa Hart http://www.thebreastcancersite.com/clickToGive/

October Sucks Ass
Well for those of you who has actually taken the time to get to know me know that both of my parents are deceased. They both passed away in October. My dad died October 7th, 1995. A gun shot, self inflicted. He was bipolar, as well as me and one of my sons. He couldn't take it anymore. My mother had had a brain aneurysm a year prior and he was taking care of her, which wasn't easy. She was EVERYTHING to him and it literally killed him. He died of a broken heart. At first the only way I remembered the day was because his birthday is December 7th, so when the 7th came around.....I went down. Now I remember for other reasons. My mom was in great health except for what the aneurysm did. She was in a wheel chair, gained weight, had NO short term memory at all! But with the aid of the home I put her in, she was fine. Then cancer hit. The home did routine physical exams including chest x-rays. We found out on my birthday that she had cancer of the lung. So I went out and made arrangeme

October Holiday
I will be away from Fubar for the next seven days. I will be spending the time on holiday with the family. We are staying in the South of France as we did in October last year. Will be staying just outside of Nice again and as last year will be enjoying the delights of both Monaco and North West Italy. I hope everyone will have fun while I am away. Take care and I will look forward to speaking to as many of you as I can on my return. Oh and yes I will try to take lots of photos on my travels.

October 24th
Your Birthdate: October 24 You understand people well and are a natural born therapist. A peacemaker, people always seem to get along when you are around. You tend to be a father or mother figure to friends, even to those older than you. You enjoy your role, and you find that you are close to many people. Your strength: Your devotion Your weakness: Reliance on others for happiness Your power color: Lilac Your power symbol: Heart Your power month: June What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

October Is Breast Cancer Awareness Month
October is breast cancer awareness month. Early detection can save lives. When breast cancer is found early, the 5-year survival rate is 98%, which is why there are over 2 million breast cancer survivors today. Whether you are 20 or 80, you need an early-detection plan. Do those monthly self check exams!

October 15th
As very few people know, October 15th is Pregnancy & Infant Loss Awareness Day. This is of course a relatively rough estimate from the CDC: The number of Infant Deaths from January 2007- January 2008 was 33,300. Infant deaths include SIDS, & Stillbirth (babies who die in utero), I'm not sure if miscarriages (before 24 weeks gestation) are included but I doubt that since they give death certificates to parents of stillborn babies. I personally have 4 babies who play in heaven. My son was 32w3d gestation, I miscarried at 6 weeks, Had a "late miscarriage" at 19 weeks gestation (My daughter) & another early miscarriage at 7w5d (another daughter, found out gender through genetic testing). Some things you might not realize: Unless a mother is in harm, the OB will make you deliver the baby the natural way, unless you have a really nice doctor, but I didn't have one. These babies have heartbeats, I saw my child's heartbeats at 6 weeks gestation. They are living beings, they ar

October Auction Benefitting Sinful Brat, Buy Me~
ALL in the name of Great cause Her World is Hosting An Auction!! Auction ENDS TODAY!!! all these fu's need a buyer...come see what they offer you!! they are already AMAZING cause the fee for this was a spotlight fund Hew World will morph anyone who donates 10K or more to her and if this is too much ANY rates u have LOVE shown ALWAYS helps!! SinfulBrat~Owned By PebblesinAZ~@ fubar repost if u ROCK!! thanx again xox GET BRAT IN THE LIGHT! (repost of original by '})i({ HER ✌ WORLD })i({ ® ღ* ஐ*ღ FuAngels Co-Captain Team 3 ღ* ஐ' on '2008-10-11 22:38:10')

October Auction
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Octoberfest! New Contest Starts 10-29-08
Which Brew will U do? The Easiest Contest Ever!! Everyone is a Winner!! Here's how to Play: I have a picture folder filled with 50 Mugs, Tankards, Steins, Glasses, Etc. Your job rate all 50. While doing this, decide which brew is yours. Private message me with the number. After you contact me, comment your particular drinking vessel 50 times. That's it! I will mark that it for you and it is off limits to anyone else. So for 50 comments and 50 rates (rate em all 10's, does not have to be 11's) you can win a Fabulous prize. When all have been claimed, I will reveal what all the prizes are. The prizes have already been determined and are stashed away in a separate folder. Prizes include: Blings (1,3, & 5 point),Ticker, Fugifts, Rate ups, Morphs, Pimpouts, and so much I can't list it all. Every brew has a prize! What will yours be??? Music provided by

Octopsycho
Octomom is just a mess and ought to have her head examined. Who in their right mind has 6 kids already that they can't afford and thinks it's a good idea to add to the group. If you want to be around a bunch of kids, and aren't independantly wealthy, then work at a daycare. I feel sorry for the kids and wish there was some way they could get help and that wouldn't benefit their psycho of a mom

October Is Speak Up Month. Are You Brave Enough To?
I met him when I was 16. We started dating in December 2005. I thought that life couldn't get any better. He was handsome, and funny. He cared about me, truly cared about it. It wasn't about sex. Fast Forward to February, things started going down hill, and FAST. At first it started out just pushing, eventually pushing led to pushing off of a 5FT tall porch flat on my back. He apologized, as he had SO many times before. I forgave him, I'm clumsy and I always know how to push his buttons. Soon after he began the hitting. It kept getting harder and harder. Mostly after we talked about "having children". He NEEDED a son. He wanted to be a father. Granted, I was 16, I was an only child, I wanted NO kids. I wasn't even sure if I wanted children down the road. I was young, I wanted more out of life. That's when it started getting REALLY bad. I was used to covering up black eyes and bruises on my body. I was used to covering up busted lips. I was NOT used to going to the emergency room for br

Oct 19th
These fabulous 7 people r having a happy hour right behind each other and each of them have a auto 11 bling that they will be using for there happy hour. The first happy hour for these fabulous five starts at 2 pm Sunday Oct 19th Fubar time. ~ EchoAngel™ ~@ fubar Kelly ♥ Jade's BFF ♥ ~Bandit Girl~ {{ The Pink Ladies }}@ fubar ♈ J A D E ♈ 〈 nates munchkin 〉 ♥ ~Bandit Girl~ {{ The Pink Ladies@ fubar

Ocxdutchess - ♥ - Blonde Mafia♥
OCxDutchess - ♥ - BlOnDe MaFiA♥ fubar page http://www.fubar.com/user/1282830 BUSTED a FAKE until a legitimate salute is accepted by fubar or a cam session with a reliable source is made by the self named "cam whore". We have no verifiable link to where the pictures were taken from. Due to the amount of people contacting us, different stories this person is telling different people, constant back stepping trying to cover her tracks of mistakes when she is called on something she said, the obviousness that there are at least 3 different womens pictures that she uses claiming all to be her and the obscene tit size change and facial feature changes from picture to picture we are Busting this FAKE.

Odaat (one Day At A Time)
The most loving form of detachment I have found has been forgiveness. Instead of thinking of it as an eraser to wipe another’s slate clean or a gavel that I pound to pronounce someone “not guilty,” I think of forgiveness as a scissors.’ I use it to cut the strings of resentment that bind me to a problem or a past hurt. By releasing resentment, I set myself free. When I am consumed with negativity over another person’s behavior, I have lost my focus. I need not tolerate what I consider unacceptable, but wallowing in negativity will not alter the situation. If there is action to take, I am free to take it. Where I am powerless to change the situation, I will turn it over to my Higher Power. By truly letting go, I detach and forgive.

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Odd
Beyond myself, some ware, I still wait for my return, And while I wait I see, in the far, far away something of a wonder, it lies just above the quick of my life's darkened heart, so close that in fact, it risks being devoured by what can only be explained as everything I have ever,EVER, refused to feel. I am terror stricken, so many good things have met such horrid and bleak fate to that heart. I can not risk being taken in aswell, and made to feel, not now, not while this new wonder has set its-self so near doom. .Now I can no longer wait for myself here, near this place, so dark and hungry. I must discover what or who that wonder Is, and what it means. How? how dose one pass there own darkened heart to the wonder that awates without being consumed? I so desperately want to know that wonder but I am in fear of my own darkened heart. ....................I wonder, is that wonder waiting for myself as well? With this pass time of hatred I will paint my once white life

Odd
Zombreeze!: Leeds International Film Festival To mark the beginning of this year's Leeds Young People's Film Festival, festival organizers are trying to set a record for the most zombies gathered at a single event. From their FAQ: What is a zombie? A zombie is a dead person that is brought back to life through a curse or a mutation. They are a bit silly and have little reasoning power, though many can perform "remembered behaviours" from their mortal existence, like the ability to walk. Zombies are talked about in ancient folklore but more recently, zombie films have exposed new theories according to which man-made viruses or genetic experiments are held responsible for the creation of zombies. What is a zombie gathering? A zombie gathering is simply a collection of Zombies. In order to beat the Guinness World Record TM, we have to beat the existing record of 1100 zombies who must all be in one place for at least 15 minutes. Some adjudicators wi

Oddest Profile
What an odd person and profile... he appeared i my shoutbox with the following: ->texascount...: LOL texascount...: hi are you single? do you like to talk on the phone? do you have yahoo messenger? what's your id? can you please answer all 4 of my questions please? I thought he was just joking (as my profile clearly states that I am married and says not to ask for my Yahoo ID) so I said LOL...and then went to go read his profile...and seriously thought there was going to be a punch line to his long pathetic rambling... but I guess not...because he blocked me for my simple "LOL" reply to his shout! What a fu-cktard!!!! http://www.fubar.com/user/1305039# Eric Smith aka 'texascountrysinger22' 23, Male, Lubbock, TX Status: (Online) Buzz: 0% -- dry, get them a drink! Birthday: March 4th Joined: November 5, 2007 Marital Status: Single Level: Friend of fubar (10) [?] Friend of fubar --> Barfly 12,886 Points to go! Points: 37,114 Profile Views: 1,360 (last 10

Odd Facts About Me.
Odd Facts about ME DO YOU SNORE?: No, but I laugh in my sleep. LOVER OR A FIGHTER?: Both. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?: Losing my eyesight or limbs. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?: Yes! WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY TV"?: It's mostly stupid. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?: Yes. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?: Yes? HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?: It's great, but I don't mind a decent relationship either. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?: Black. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?: Every time. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?: Yes. ANY SECRET TALENTS?: Secret? Um... I can pick a lock? WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?: A hidden island, or those hot springs in iceland. HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?: Hell yes. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?: Hell yes. DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?: Sure, but it won't change anything. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?: I just bite them... CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?: Don't care to try. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE

50 Odd Facts
1. Do you like blue cheese? NO! 2. Have you ever smoked heroin? HELL TO THE N-O! 3. Do you own a gun? NO 4. What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic? HUH? 5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? No 6. What do you think of hot dogs? Alright 7. Favorite Christmas song? Jingle Bells 8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? COFFEE 9 Do you do pushups? SOMETIMES 10. Do you have a piggy bank? No 11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? NECKLACE 12. Favorite hobby? WRITING 13. Favorite City ? NYC BABY!!! 14. Do you have A.D.D . ? NO 15. What's one trait that you hate about yourself? I am a bitch. 16. Middle name - ANNE 17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment. - IT'S HOT, I'M TIRED, IT'S TOO HOT TO SLEEP 18. Name 3 things you bought yesterday? Nothing 19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink. COFFEE, WATER, ICE TEA 20. Current worry right now? HOMELESSNESS 2

Odd Formaly Known As Bunny's Bloggy Blog Blog.
Why is it still hard to be on a date? Each time I'm on a date all I can do is knitpick in my head about what's going on. I get truend off by a guy so quickly it's sad. You'd think I'd not be that picky but I am. This guy is nice but when i mentioned to him how i've been in the mood to get drunk he said he gets violent when he's drunk. downer. also each time i looked away and looked back he was stairing at my breasts. They are average size for crying out loud. The way he was looking at them they could have been a feast and he someone who hasn't eaten in 30 days. I'm so sick of hearing this from people I went to high school with. I look the same as I did only with better hair lmao that's saying a lot since it's still horrible. The only thing i've changed is how i dress. I actually wear stuff that shows my body off. Lol I came up with a weird game I wish I could make but I can't so if you can by all means take this idea take the credit I just want to know if it gets made lmao

Oddities
You scored as Demon. Demon: Darkness is your sanctuary. Demons are many and are all different in appearence and rank. The most common are the ones that feed off of human souls. They love to make someone fall into their inner darkness. Blood, wrath, murder... You name it they love it. These beings don't care who you are, if they set their sights on you, let's just hope you know a good excorist. They kill any love within you and pull you toward their side. By any means possible. You wish for chaos and hate, you are the Demon.WereWolf100%Demon100%Dragon58%Mermaid50%Faerie50%Angel25%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com

Oddities At Night
My eyes are heavy my head is shaking the music is getting too loud but its my own & still i dont turn down the vollume i feel my foot start to go to sleep like it feels just as its waking up but not as intense and most people really dont notice it and still i leave it underneath my other leg the memory i have is very short and not much lived occasionally something comes back to me but perhaps its filtered like much of the other large masses of information not much info going in now my fingers tremble and then they shake things happen and then i dont notice for a longer amount of time than ordinarily it was the cat shit i gotta go turn off the sprinkler well ill give it a few minutes longer because as you cant yet see it will drown the lawn and we cant have that now can we? i need a snack now i got the damn munchies mmmmmmmm cheese sharp cheddar and swiss now i think ill retire to the couch who am i again? Mostly thinking of the co

Oddities
Sitting along in the dark. I wonder why im here. maybe its to meet someone. maybe its to loss someone. Maybe its both.... To find the fates. The ones who seems to cut the cord way to early. Then i will loss not one but all 9 lives.. Why is it? That life seems to meaningless unless you loss your Social Security Number? That number seems to drive people Insane and sane at the same time.. Well in this darkness. I seen things which the boogie man is even afraid of!!! Yet I still sit here and keep watching. Not scared! But some how in comfort. I giggle to myself. Wondering whats else is here, I get up. Not sure what thing would bump into or I come across. but i still walk away. Leaving my body behind. Not realizing it. I keep walking. Finding out the darkness holds more for me then anything else. So i head deeper... Feeling this drive I turn left. Finding a set of stairs. Up or down I ask myself self. Looking down and up to see what i might see. I think down.. Its full

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Odd Laws
#1 In New Jersey it is against the law to “frown” at a police officer. #2 In New Jersey Car dealerships are forbidden from opening on Sunday. #3 In New Jersey Automobiles are not to pass horse drawn carriages on the street. #4 In Florida Unmarried couples may not commit “lewd acts” and live together in the same residence. #5 In Florida It is illegal to sell your children. #6 In Florida Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner. #7 In Florida If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. #8 In Florida Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown. #9 In Florida Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. #10 In Florida It is illegal to skateboard without a license. #11 In Florida When having sex, only the missionary position is legal. #12 In Florida Oral sex is illegal. #13 In Florida You may not kiss your wife’s breasts. #1

Odd News
TULSA, Okla. - Singer Clay Aiken apparently got into a dispute with a woman during a flight to Tulsa, drawing some scrutiny from FBI agents but no charges, a newspaper reported. ADVERTISEMENT The 2003 "American Idol" runner-up was on the Saturday morning Continental Airlines flight for a evening show, and concertgoers said afterward that Aiken joked on-stage about being beaten up by a girl earlier in the day. FBI Special Agent Gary Johnson told the Tulsa World there was a dispute between a male passenger and a woman on the flight. He said the man was a former "American Idol" contestant but did not give his name. Johnson said the dispute was over the male passenger's foot resting on the woman's armrest. He said there was an allegation the woman gave the male passenger a "minor shove" during the argument. "At that point the flight crew was able to resolve the situation," Johnson said. Tulsa Airport Authority spokeswoman Alexis Higgins said the passengers were held until F

Odd Poem
Flying up high in the sky Far above the ground below Staying in the clouds Being held by their soft touch At night reaching to the stars Holding one tight Before sleeping in the crook of the moon Hidden by the dark of night I awake and stretch my wings and see What the day ahead will bring to me I then swoop, soar, turn and dive Laughter ringing through my heart and mind I sit upon a cloud and smile Content with my peaceful world Far from all the clatter of the bustling people The people that hurry too much in order to enjoy life I then soar up so high And I drink from the milky way Just as I think that everything is perfect Suddenly I awake just to find that it all was just a perfect dream MaLinda Stevens 08-04-05 Age 26 Okay, here goes. Don't shoot me over the dumbness of this. This poem was turned into a rap song in a WWE themed dream I had last night (I am extremely weird I know) You think you know me? You know nothing I am the Raven Flying through t

Odd Ramblings...
i'm scared... terrified... i love him... more than anything. he makes me feel like nobody has ever made me feel before... completely and totally loved. like i have no flaws... perfect. my mind reels with thoughts that shouldn't be there... thoughts of love, marriage, and forever. we've only known eachother for a few weeks... yet he's all i can think about... all i can dream about. i actually dread going home... because i won't be with him. i honestly don't think i could live without him now... well i guess i could... but i sure as hell don't want to... and it scares the hell out of me... and god forbid i say anything like this to him... because knowing my luck it would scare him away. he talks of moving in together come christmas time... and my heart feels like it will burst out of my chest. i lay here while he is at work and hold his pillow close to me... reveling in the scent... his scent. as i drifted to sleep last night i did so with his arms around me and a smile on my face and a

Odd Romance~
I was a nervous, but I was prepared. In a new tuxedo with two dozen red roses, I rang the doorbell. Shela answered the door with shock written allover her face, "Jerry, wha..." "Excuse me Miss, I know it may seem forward but I would like to ask if you would care to accompany me to dinner some evening," I asked as I presented the flowers to her. She could barely see over the bouquet, "Jerry," she said questioningly. "Shela," I questioned back. We did have dinner, that night and every night thereafter. I found that she was everything a woman should be, sweet, kind, loving and most of all, we could talk. I found a best friend first, we were and are so compatible. I think the love was there from the start, but I let Shela set the pace. She had some trust issues with men, but we jumped that hurdle together. Shela finally opened up and bloomed like a flower. She no longer tries to hide her beauty behind those frumpy clothes. As for me, there is only so much that success or mon

Odds And Ends
It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go bag the first deer of the season. He walked down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he found his wife, Alice, sitting there, fully dressed in camouflage. Jake asked her, "What are you up to?" Alice smiled. "I'm going hunting with you!" Jake, though he had many reservations about this, reluctantly decided to take her along. Later they arrived at the hunting site. Jake set his wife safely up in the tree stand and told her, "If you see a deer, take careful aim and I'll come running back as soon as I hear the shot." Jake walked away with a smile on his face knowing that Alice couldn't bag an elephant, much less a deer. Not 10 minutes passed when he was startled as he heard an array of gunshots. Quickly, Jake ran back. As Jake got closer to her stand, he heard Alice screaming: "Get away from my deer!" Confused, Jake raced faster towards his screaming wife. And again he heard her ye

Odds And Sods
I have noticed that a lot of folks have recently been putting their settings to "comment approval". I don't know the reason for this latest idea, but I feel that friendship shouldn't need any approval. I hope that I don't offend anyone with this, but I won't be leaving any profile or photo comments on anyone who has this setting activated. I know that there is the argument that it keeps nasty or NSFW comments off of our pages, but it is very simple to delete them, or put our settings to friends and family only. The last thing I want is to fall out with anyone here,but as I said earlier, why should friendship need approval or vetting? Once again I want to reiterate that I never want to fall out with anyone, but I have decided to say what I think rather than hold it in and end up getting possibly pissed off and leaving a site that I truly like. Thank you for taking the time to read this...and I would like to hear your opinions. Adam...aka chains Havig problems with the damn

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Wow! Hard to believe it's been so long since I post anything here! My last post was made from Illinois last year. A lot has gone on since then. Not only did I come back to Scotland, but I got married, as well. I arrived back the middle of March. After months and months of snow, the weather in Ilinois was finally getting warm (81 degrees the day I left). I came back to rain and wind and temps seem to never warm up. It was wonderful to be back. I'd really missed John. Once we got things back on an even keel and he was feeling better (he'd been sick the entre time I was away) We started making plans for he wedding. We pushed it to the limit and set the date for May 1st, the earliest possible day the paperwork would be cleared. Right up until 6 pm the night before we waited for a phonecall from the registrar telling us we'd have to postpone things because there was a snag of some sort. Everything came off without a hitch... well, except for us getting hitched. It was small and qu

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Just wanted to post a blog of the 12 zodiac pics i have. If you want one of these pics of your zodiac sign let me know. Sagittarius Scorpius or Scorpio Libra Virgo Leo Cancer Gemini Taurus Aries Pisces Aquarius

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WHAT TREE DID YOU FALL FROM? Find your birthday and then find your tree. This is really cool and somewhat accurate. Then send it to your friends, including the one that sent it to you, so they can find out what tree they fell from, but don't forget to change the subject line to your tree. Find your tree below and see what you are like... Dec 23 to Jan 01 - Apple Tree Jan 01 to Jan 11 - Fir Tree Jan 12 to Jan 24 - Elm Tree Jan 25 to Feb 03 - Cypress Tree Feb 04 to Feb 08 - Poplar Tree Feb 09 to Feb 18 - Cedar Tree Feb 19 to Feb 28 - Pine Tree Mar 01 to Mar 10 - Weeping Willow Tree Mar 11 to Mar 20 - Lime Tree Mar 21 (only) - Oak Tree Mar 22 to Mar 31 - Hazelnut Tree Apr 01 to Apr 10 - Rowan Tree Apr 11 to Apr 20 - Maple Tree Apr 21 to Apr 30 - Walnut Tree May 01 to May 14 - Poplar Tree May 15 to May 24 - Chestnut Tree May 25 to Jun 03 - Ash Tree Jun 04 to Jun 13 - Hornbeam Tree Jun 14 to Jun 23 - Fig Tree Jun 24 (only) - Birch Tree Jun 25 to Jul 04 - Apple Tr

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water falls and ice forms layer upon layer stifling, choking keeping me from feeling a frigid survival panic resides coiling amongst my insides a cold existence finding niches within the dark recesses of my being suffocation sets in as the ice builds causing pause icicle restriction stripping me of all resolve denying me peace limbs heavy with pressure breaking me down tears would be wasted at this point frozen upon my cheeks mocking me for the need to release the pressure storming inside always deliberately frozen fairy house nature hewn twigs and rocks natural building blocks pod's and thistles creating columns dragon fly windowpanes iridescent dancing light floating across little sprites forest floor brushed with pine sweeping motion delicate and divine carefully carpeted in soft pink thistle broad leaves for cove

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Alone From childhood's hour I have not been As others were-I have not seen As others saw-I could not bring My passions from a common spring. From the same sourse I have not taken My sorrow; I could not awaken My heart to joy at the same tone; And all I lov'd, I lov'd alone. Then-in my childhood-in the dawn Of a most stormy life-was drawn From ev'ry depth of good and ill The mystery which me still: From the torrent, or the fountain, From the red cliff of the mountain, From the sun that 'round me roll'd In its autumn tint of gold- From the lightning in the sky As it pass'd me flying by- From the thunder and the storm, And the cloud that took the form (When the rest of heaven was blue) Of a demon in my view. Alone By: Edgar Allen Poe I've always loved this poem. Lost I feel it deep inside my bones, A weiriness that grows and grows. I've felt so happy i could cry, I've felt so happy i could die. It ended before it could begin, My love for you my only

Odd Shit
The possibility seems real but don't drop your guy just yet By Brian Alexander |MSNBC contributor I normally don't spend a great deal of time thinking about my sperm. But recently a team of scientists announced they had made artificial sperm from human bone marrow, and media reports abounded with the dire news that my goodfellas (and by extension, me) had been rendered unnecessary. If a woman chose to do so, speculated tabloid journalists, she could make sperm from her own bone marrow, fertilize another woman's egg — and voila! "Men could be completely sidelined," according to Britain's Daily Mail. "Women to Self Create," blared the headline in Australia's Daily Telegraph. "Men beware!" began a story on one U.S. news Web site. There are at least half a dozen reasons why such speculation is silly, some scientific and some practical. For example, as long as sex feels good and remains no more expensive than dinner and a bottle of wine, most people will use nat

Odd Strange Weird
I feel like a sleazy weirdo being a fan of strange women, that I don't actually know. Ha. Well well well.......racked (moved) my fermenting beer to the secondary fermenter. Has a good amber ale taste. My hydrometer reading is at about 1.015......This is a good thing. Means the sugar is being converted into alcohol. The hydrometer flask sample was ofcourse, tasted thrice. It is rather hoppy, but thats exactly what I expected. It has a slight alcohol flavor to it, which while not smooth, is not going to bother me too badly. Anyways, I am anxious to buy another 6.5 gallon carboy and ferment lock, so I can get the batch of dry stout a goin'. :D

Odd Stuff
2 OLD NUTS 1 LARGE BANANA 2 LOVING EYES 2WELL SHAPED LEGS 1 FUR LINED MIXING BOWL. 2 MILK CONTAINERS LOOK INTO 2 LOVING EYES PART 2: 2 WELLSHAPED LEGS GENTLY SQUEEZE 2 MILK CONTAINERS GREASEFUR LINED BOWL ADD1 LARGE BANANA AN COVER WITH 2 OLD NUTS WORK GENTLY TELL WELL GREASED. BE SURE TO WASH MIXER DO NOT LICK THE BOWL IF CAKE STARTS TO RISE LEAVE TOWN. TAKE 2 WITH 8 INCHES FOR 5 FIVE MINUTES 9 MONTHS=1 KID

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Let me start by saying.. Zombies shouldn't be allowed to carry concealed weapons. Never. I mean how is that fair? Really, if you think about it.. It's not fair at all. They already have the advantage. The whole "Grrrr" thing totally counts as an advantage. And the eating you alive.. Also counts. But a gun? Really? It's not fair I tell you! - Clears throat. - So.... That wasn't completely random. I have just watched the best movie EVER. Best zombie movie ever. Best sword fighting movie ever. Best bad versus good movie ever. The best EVER! It was.. Oh. Words fail me. It went from having me squealing loudly to covering my eyes and Ewing. Gasp! The gore! The gore was awesome. Almost as awesome as the fight scenes. And the humor? AH! BEST EVER! So, so! You have to go watch it! I don't care how you see it, but you just must! Tis called Versus. And I will be ranting, and raving about this movie for many, many, many years to come. I repeat. And stress this point. BEST. MOVI

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Some come here to shit and stink, Others come here to sit and think, But I come here to rest my balls and write this bullshit on the walls And those who read these words of wit find themselves in this cyber pit drawn to this graffitti stall masturbating with utmost gall and so they knock knock they do you have to flush and leave this zoo. “The more arguments you win, the less friends you will have” Stand close,the next man may be barefoot.

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* Stage 1 - Clever: This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known universe. You know you know everything and you want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always right. And, of course, the person you are talking to is very wrong. This takes for an interesting argument when both parties are CLEVER. * Stage 2 - Attractive: This is when you realise that you are the most ATTRACTIVE person in the entire bar and that everyone fancies you. You can go up to a perfect stranger knowing that they fancy you and really want to talk to you. Bear in mind that you are still CLEVER, so you can talk to this person about any subject under the sun. * Stage 3 - Rich: This is when you suddenly become the RICHEST person in the room. You can buy drinks for the entire bar because you have a bottomless wallet. You can also make bets at this stage, because of course you are still CLEVER so, naturally, you will always win. Anyway, it d

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The translation is a little rough but its been a while since i have written in french. The english version is at the bottom and yes this is something i wrote myself. Je la convoitise l'obscurité, quand le mal vient environ. Toutes choses toute feuille pure avec la lumière Ma cruauté est des pensées libres et délié Condamnables grandissent épais dans mon esprit mes feuilles Tachées de sang, ma chair déchirée, la petite mort Les flotteurs d'odeur cuivrés dans l'air Sont Tombés le liquide cramoisi épais glissant en bas mon menton Le ravissement qui a causé le si beaucoup de fuseau La douleur qui est fourni avec le plaisir traînera jusqu'à ce que le jour casse le titillation De l'angoisse délicieuse de l'heure enchanteuse kiss crossbones Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m I lust the dark, when the evil comes around. All things pure leave with the light My wickedness is free and unbound Damnable thoughts grow thick in my

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14 Signs Your Online Relationship Isn't Working Out 14) You discover that "Chesty McBust" isn't her real name, and she's dialing in from Langley, VA. 13) You: Large, hairy man. Your online girlfriend: Large, hairy man. 12) Her postmaster rejects your e-mail not as "undeliverable" but as "unlikely to get you anywhere." 11) After months of shared experiences and emotional investments, she attacks you in the Mines of Quarn with a Vorpal Sword when she learns you're worth 45,000 points. 10) "Returned mail: User unknown and never wants to hear from you again." 9) Your cyber-lover is just too busy editing that silly little Top 5 List. 8) Getting perhaps a bit too comfortable, she lets a reference to cutting her chin shaving slip by. 7) You discover that she has been cutting and pasting her orgasms. 6) You can barely make out your C. L.'s face in the JPEG she sent because she's obscured by her 25 cats. 5) He claims to be the richest man in the world, but

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This got to me...Talk about a dumb-ass coming onto fubar to check chic's out. Of course he says with me being pregnant I am not sexy! So I was rated a 1. Then he gets hell for it an came back to rate a 10 and then re-rate a 1. :P To the dumb ass...here is the screen-shot of what he had stated about me being a military wive vs to him being the military. Doesn't matter that I had served overseas as well. *SHITHEAD* Plus his profile link! JimmyV@ fubar FU-BUCKS are in need for my lovely friend below. She has been stationed with husband overseas. One day I will get the chance to meet her. So if you can spare some FU-BUCKS to help her get a spotlight. It is very hard to come up with that much money those bids are going for!!! *DONT USE PROGRAMS - DONT SPAM - NO CHEATING REFERRALS MANY THANKS IN ADVANCE!!!!!! IF U CAN THROW SOME HER WAY OR EVEN RATE HER STUFF TO HELP HER ALONG FEEL FREE TO TELL THEM "MJ" sent ya!!! :D *MUAH* ~army princess~@ fubar we still have dial up. t

Odd Sex Facts
Murphy’s Laws in sex 1.The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings. 2.Nothing improves with age. 3.No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again. 4.Sex has no calories. 5.Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. 6.There is no remedy for sex but more sex. 7.Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got. 8.No sex with anyone in the same office. 9.Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last. 10.A man in the house is worth two in the street. 11.If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow. 12.Virginity can be cured. 13.When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him. 14.Never sleep with anyone

Odd Stories
BERLIN (Reuters) - A 21-year-old German man has been convicted of sending a photograph of his penis to an unknown woman via mobile phone, authorities said on Wednesday. "We all had a bit of a laugh when we saw the thing," said Christian Kropp, presiding judge at the court in the eastern town of Sondershausen. The woman reported the sender to police after receiving the photo attachment of the man's genitals, the court said. Officers found evidence he may have sent similar images to other women. The man did not explain his motive but expressed remorse for the photo, Kropp said. He was fined 150 euros ($220) for distributing pornographic material MINNEAPOLIS - A man who robbed a woman of her keys and cell phone, then licked her toes, was sentenced Wednesday to five years' probation. Carlton Jermaine Davis, 26, faces 21 months in prison if he fails to complete probation for the robbery charge in Ramsey County District Court. According to a criminal complaint, Davi

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true very true 1 question 1 chance. 1 honest answer. Thats all you get. You get to ask me 1 question. (TO MY INBOX) Any question, anything, no matter how crazy dirty or wrong it is. No catch. But I dare you to repost this. And see what people ask you

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A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me." Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10lbs. as promised. He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful,sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can

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I thought it time to put a few of my election thoughts down. 1. I'm proud that our country has actually been able to elect a black President. Maybe we have actually made some substantial progress in the past 40 years. 2. I am proud that we had a serious candidate for Vice President who also happened to be a woman. I hope next time less is made about clothing and family role and on substantive issues. This applies both to the Sarah Palin AND Hillary Clinton treatment of this year. 3. I'm concerned about the socialist leanings of our president-elect and hope his views moderate. I believe that people should be able to work to get ahead and decide how they spend their own money. 4. I want to see both parties start to work for us, not just their own team/party. 5. I hope the Democrats stop blaming everything on Bush and that the Republicans don't start blaming all on Obama. There is plenty of blame and credit to go around, just get the job done! 6. I hope that peopl

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men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. NJ Nice Guy is one of the sweetest fu's I know. He won Me in the Fetish Auction and I want YOU to go show him some love f/a/r/c Him Today.... you won't regret it !!!1 He is one of the best Fu-Pals a Goddess can have !!! For anyone in the Seattle area... I have a puffer fish and 10 gallon tack with all the do dads that go with it. if you are interested please let Me know

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.... ..... THIS IS A ROUGH BUT FOR SOME REASON I CAN ONLY UPLOAD TO SOUNDCLICK & OUR STAGE HOPING TO GET A BETTER RECORDING IN THE VERY NEAR FUTURE Momma I'll Never Be Like Him ©2006 Jody Dickey/Ben Burton/Ric Ledford Momma...it's been awhile, since we talked things through But some memories still haunt me; I had to be near you I was thinking of the bad times, when I used to pray That daddy would stop hurting you, how I wished he'd go away (c) Momma I'll never be like him, that's a promise I will keep I thank you for who I am; that your warm heart is in me In my loving tender arms, my family will always be I will never hurt them, 'cause Momma...I'll never be like him (V) The sad day came when I was ten, I found you lying on the floor You told me not to worry; soon you'd be at Heaven's door He could never hurt you up there and one day soon I'd understand "You'll have a family of your own, be a gentle loving man" (Chorus) (v) I've brought you some dandelions and for

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Well since we have been out of heat for two days and it looks like its going to be another two before we get heat, we will be offline and staying somewhere else. Leave some luv and we will hit you back as soon as possible. Dave and Tiff - DnT I will be turning 34 in a few days and I am not all that happy about it. I have 4 kids that I adore with every fiber of my being. I have a loving wife that understands enough about me to tolerate my stupid moments. Sometimes (and only sometimes) I wish I had all the answers. But I am mostly happy to still be able to be amazed in life. I am very happy with the abilities that I have, but I can feel my age creeping up on me. Am I being too hard on myself or do I need medication? Dave of DnT Recently, I started a new path for making money (also known as a job) and I cannot believe how hard it has been on me. For those that know me well, you know that I have been working in the security industry for over 10 years. My new career path i

Odd Stuff
Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly neologisms, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words. The winners are: 1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs. 2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained. 3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. 4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk. 5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent. 6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown. 7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp. 8. Gargoyle (n.), olive-flavored mouthwash. 9. Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller. 10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline. 11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam. 12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists. 13. Pokemon (

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Slow Dance This is a poem written by a teenager with cancer. It is quite the poem. Please pass it on. SLOW DANCE Have you ever watched kids On a merry-go-round? Or listened to the rain Slapping on the ground? Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight? Or gazed at the sun into the fading night? You better slow down. Don't dance so fast. Time is short The music won't last. Do you run through each day On the fly? When you ask How are you? Do you hear the reply? When the day is done Do you lie in your bed With the next hundred chores Running through your head? You'd better slow down Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last. Ever told your child, We'll do it tomorrow? And in your haste, Not see her sorrow? Ever lost touch, Let a good friendship die Cause you never had time To call and say,'Hi' You'd better slow down. Don't dance so fast. Time is s

Odds And Ends From The Edge Of Everything
This is your life and its ending one minute at a time.. This is your life and it only happens once... This is your life and you don't get another one... This is your life and it gets shorter with each breath.. You are not your job... You are not your paycheck... You are not your bills... You are not your college degree... You are not the car you drive... You are not the house you live in... You are not the state you live in... You are not your clothes.... You are not the music you listen to... You are not your friends you hang out with... You are not the way you talk.. You are not your exercise routine... You are not your cleavage.... You are not your penis.... You are not your waist line... You are not your own home porn pictures... You are not your hobby... You are not your myspace profile... You are not your profile pictures... You are not your friends list... You are not your point total... You are not your fu level.... You are not your fucking bling... Y

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i wanted to ask anyone when you go to any site does it say http:// or https:// is theyre any free programs that i can download since limwire is no longer in use i have frostwire it aint that great ive tried it always says its corrupted any other ones out theyre who has fb let me know

Odds 'n' Ends
Lingering within my memory His senses i command Intoxicated by his desire Entranced by his demand So secure against his chest Surrendering to his touch Satisfying his hunger His need i crave so much His eyes burn deep inside me Mesmerized by his stare Unbridled passion flowing free Transfixed within his glare Our bodies moved in harmony Locked in passion as we were I couldn't tell the you from me Our sense of time began to blur in the heady afterglow his scent upon my skin the taste of him i'll always know i felt him from within. Aching..that crushing feeling when you feel like your life is slipping into the unknown, reaching out to someone, who you hope, is willing to give you a helping hand...Trust..hoping that this time your heart would be safe from hurt, but realising that if you don't take that leap of faith your life would always be in a state of suspended animation..Hope..the one thing that every soul clings onto in order to survive, the one thing that gives

Odd Things
Ok, now I've finally showed my face for everyone to see, sorry. On Tuesday Sept. 19, I got a call from my 5 year olds teacher letting me know that he had taken it upon himself to draw a picture with crayon on the carpet. Suppressing a giggle, I let her know that I would be there to try to help clean it up. When we got there, we saw the lovely picture of a window and a building. My husband sat down with him and scrubbed it away (a magic eraser from Mr. Clean acually worked on cheap carpet!). Not much more was said. The next day I asked him if it was a window he had drawn, he said "No, it was Grandma Jane". About then my heart jumped. Jayne was my mother-in-law who passed away Sept. 19, 2000. Harley (my almost 5 year old) wasn't born until Oct of the next year. He proceeded to tell me that he has seen her and talked to her here in our house. She died in Missouri, we live in North Carolina.

Odd Things
- Leave her sweet texts to wake up to. - Sneak up behind her. - Grab her by the waist. - Do anything to make her smile. - Always make her laugh. - Tell her shes beautiful, not sexy. - Tell her she has amazing eyes. - When your friends walk by say this is my girlfriend. - Say i love you to her face not JUST over the phone. - If she's sad take her in your arms and tell her everything will be okay. - NEVER cheat on her. - Kiss her on the forehead. - When you walk with her, walk slowly. - Tickle her even when she says stop. - Don't say I love you unless you mean It. - Listen to her when she talks. - Tell her your secrets. - Protect her.

Odd Thoughts, Rants, Or Poetry
ok, got my fricken tooth pulled it hurts going to bed... Well the 4th of Sept has approached with a vengence, to some around here it signals the well earned break from thier children to me it means I'm back to work.. Last year it was 350 students, this year I have a feeling there will be more, but we shall see..Hopefully this year since I'm "offical" my pay checks will be a bit better.. It's funny actually, without the "offical" school badge my pay was crappy but with it, it jumps up a whole 2 dollars..lol..oh well I'm in it for the pay I'm NOT in it to help mold young minds and not reinforce the prejudiciares that thier parnets have instilled in the sponges that lay between thier ears. Well it's been almost 2 months since my grandfather passed onto the next life. I have been refusing to deal with it, for my own personal reasons I guess something about today has said it's time. He lived a good life, he was 92 years old and well passed ready to go and join grandma. I guess no one else w

Odd To My Family
Band : Cranberries Song & Lyrics : Cranberries Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo... Understand the things I say, don't turn away from me, 'Cause I've spent half my life out there, you wouldn't disagree. Do you see me? Do you see? Do you like me? Do you like me standing there? Do you notice? Do you know? Do you see me? Do you see me? Does anyone care? Unhappiness where's when I was young, And we didn't give a damn, 'Cause we were raised, To see life as fun and take it if we can. My mother, my mother, She hold me, she hold me, when I was out there. My father, my father, He liked me, oh, he liked me. Does anyone care? Understand what I've become, it wasn't my desing. And people ev'rywhere think, something better than I am. But I miss you, I miss, 'cause I liked it, 'Cause I liked it, when I was out there. Do you know this? Do you know you did not find me. You did not find. Does anyone care? Unhappiness where's when I was young, And we didn't give a d

Odd Thoughts...
1. Whats my middle name? 2. How old is my son? 3. What kind of car do I drive? 4. What style of underwear do I wear? 5. Do I have any tattoos or piercings? 6. Whats my football team? (hint: its an east coast team) 7. What school do I go to? 8. Whats my biggest turn on? 9. Whats my favorite TV show? 10. Who's your daddy? :) Send me a private message with your answers so no one can cheat. Good luck :):):) My profile is no longer private...add me and then I will return the favor since I don't know who all of you are yet. :) DEPARTMENT OF THE NAVY HEADQUARTERS UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS WASHINGTON, D.C. 20380 From: Commandant of the Marine Corps To: All General Officers and All Commanding Officers - Active and Reserve Subj: Marines Don't Do That 1. Early this month I received the following note from a distinguished friend: General Chapman: "Recently I was in an air terminal......(Most people there presented a pretty sloppy appearance) - coats

10 Odd Things About Me
1)I love to do crosswords...and I do them in ink. 2)I'm a mix of many different nationalities...I see it as a bonus since I can make fun of more than one race....hahahahaha 3)I am far more shy than most would expect from me. 4)The underside of my hair is shaved. 5)I've been accused of being mildly OCD. LOL 6)I am a Diet Coke fiend. 7)I hate when other people take pictures of me. 8)I consider myself high maintenence...and if I think so...then I must be a real handful! LOL 9)I don't usually wear makeup if I can get away with it. 10)Of course, they're real and they're spectacular! LOL

10 Odd Things
Cut-n-paste and repeat yourself. Don't fuss, DO IT!!TOP 10 "ODD" THINGS ABOUT YOU OR SOMETHING YOU HAVE DONE IN YOUR LIFE THAT DEFINES YOURSELF 10. I like watching girl on girl porn....for hours......by myself *blushes* 9. I have to have my toe nails painted all the time or I basically have a panic attack. 8. I have to put an even amount in my gas tank(my sister put $30.07 in and I wanted to choke her) 7. I'm terrified of needles but I have 17 piercings. 6. I straighten my hair everyday even if just to put it up. 5. I have to tuck my foot under my knee in order to fall asleep. 4. I don't leave the house without lip gloss. 3. I hate socks! I own like 3 pair. 2. I love boobs. I have to look at mine atleast 6 times a day...ok more like 10! 1. I own 10 watches but cant bring myself to wear any of them. So here's what you do. Go to www.urbandictionary.com and do a lookup of your name. Then blog the definition! 1. crystal a fr

Ode!!
mistakes Today there are tears. Tomorrow they're dry! Today there are fear's, Tomorrow they die! Today there are dreams. Tomorrow they fade! Today we'll erase. the mistakes we've made! Author D.D. Followed my dreams, lead by my heart. Knew it was love, right from the start. Fast spoke words , captureing my attention! Warm hands , embraceing my heart. Yet here i sit broken hearted. With your fingerprint forever etched on my heart! 6-28-07 D.D. Ode to life. What a silly lie. What is life? but to live,then to die! Ode to death. What a silly fear. It's only sleep, with no more tears. D.D

O' Death
Such a fucking bummer. First Frank Frazetta goes which is utterly devastating in and of itself - I still had this crazy dream that I'd still get the chance to meet him. I did not. His wife had died last year and he had closed down his museum and website and I kind of knew that he may go soon after her, She was the main inspirado for his female figures and being together for so long I would imagine just a huge support to him altogether. He was quite old and had a very long and fruitful career and did what he wanted to do. "When it came to my art, I kind of went my own way - I didn't follow trends."

Ode De Sade (poetry)
My deviant libido suffers like candle drips on the deepest slab of marble keeps. Goddess of rays- Did I slip from your quickening into the mundane corners inhabited by obedient citizens? Fear can be intoxicating... for those that plan on dying. Waiting for spontaneous combustion is nonsense- Guide the match in my lips to the acceleration of your carnal fires, where emptiness is filled with celestial bodies and all substances are ambrosia.

Ode Dear - Collection Of Silly Poems
Whoooweee this was a tough one! Reading the news one morning over breakfast I learned that his first name was "Muammar", and suddenly, without really thinking about it, I had four verses in my head to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody. So it had to be done. Go grab your copy of Bo Rhap, and sing along! If anything doesn't appear to fit perfectly, listen more closely to the original vocal delivery. It does match spot on, I promise! Worked hard on this bugger, would appreciate some comments :) BOHEMIAN GADDAFI Are you a real man Or a caricature Don't you understand You're not wanted any more Open your eyes As your regime dies And see... You're just a crackpot You'll get no sympathy Ruling by the gun, laying low Time to go, don't you know Natives have had enough Days are getting rougher For you, it's true Mu

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Odes Of The Toledo Knight
The Dark Seas Reprisal~Part IV~ Made it to sanctuary The storm churns all around me My raft left as tattered pieces Lost here on the shores I'll be The clouds push higher and darken I'm the calm in this storm Yet alone here I'm weak In no direction am I torn Waves rise higher, white water crest I struggle with myself again Lightning strikes and thunder reigns I wonder sometimes if I'm really sane This turmoil within me This singular struggle with life The seas are rising around me Inflict me with my own strife I cling to what I have To me, so little it seems Perhaps I should give in Just await for what life deems The tears tear into my skin I can't wait much longer I have to live in sudden mortality This is supposed to make me stronger I can see it on the horizon The wave of discord looms high The wave of pain, crested white The wave of reprisal, now I cry I turn to run away again It makes no matter where The water comes and crushes all T

Odessa
Ok, so I'm currently planning my trip to the virgin islands. I have no idea whether to go to St. Thomas or St. Croix. I'm leaning towards St. Thomas but I'm not sure. I can't wait though. So here I am trying to find a good hotel but I don't know after looking at the Villa's We may get one of those. However I dunno it's going to be like 5 times more to rent a villa than to stay at a hotel. I don't know what I want to do. LOL but never-the-less, it'll be fun no matter what I choose. :)

Odes
Time is of the essence within my realm. Time is a wasted energy being alone. But alas even time stands still for a moment. Offering tribute perhaps? Who knows? In the vampire realm Time is of the essence Time is everything Time is wasted on eternity being alone. Senseless really. So what if time stood still Can mortality handle it? Can immortality handle it? Only Time knows the answer. Time...Tick Tock Tick Tock Time...To Countdown on our lives. Time...To Spend every waking moment we may have left Time...Tick Tock Tick Tock

Ode To The Outhouse
“Ode to the Outhouse” The little house that was out back, had two seats and a wooden floor. With last years Sears catalog, and a half moon upon the door. A busy little place it was, things were always brewing. And everyone that went inside, knew what they were doing. A place of quiet and solitude, while seeking some relief. You’d feel a great accomplishment, though your stay was always brief. There’s nothing left but shambles now, it’s crumbled down by time. But it still is standing straight and tall, in the outback of my mind. P.N. The Sheriff The bad guys were making a get-a-way. Got out clean with all their loot. But there was no time to dally, there was a posse in hot pursuit. The Sheriff told the posse, to keep going and stay on their ass. I’m gonna take a short cut, and cut them off down at the pass. The Sheriff ran right into a war party. He was sure he was gonna be dead. He fought like a demon. while

Ode To Warblade
He is The Ultimate True Warrior of Warriors Warrior King perhaps, and indeed Powerful Untouchable he is, his strength surpasses all Standing Tall, Strong and Firm Always in his Convictions Brute Strength & Agility he Possesses & never ever Lacking. He is My One & Only True Friend He is My Companion He is My Lover He is My Consort He is My Warrior King.

Ode To Winter
Hi Everyone. With fall upon us and the days getting shorter, I thought you all would appreciate this superb, evocative, masterfully penned ode to the coming winter season. So grab a coffee, a comfortable chair, relax and scroll down to enjoy the warm feelings and pleasure that this wonderful poem will bring... " ODE TO WINTER " A poem by Abigail Elizabeth McIntyre " SHIT It's Cold!" The End

Ode To Jugs
Just sitting here and gazing off At Breasts What a wonderful and beautiful Diversion To the everyday mystery of life Rounded, Supple Large or small Some have too much Others None at all They can be natural or Enhanced I would choose either If given the chance Their purpose is to provide Nourishment For a young life Yeah! Right! They are for playing with All day And All night I love to see pictures When they are bare For hours and hours I sit and I stare If you believe in a God Of all creations Then you must agree The best thing he made Was the pair of titties My angel My demon My best addiction She lubes me And doobs me To reduce friction I am her shoulder To lean on My waist She wrestles When it gets To heavy In peace we nestle I may pull Her hair But never scold her The best part Of each fix Is when I hold her I tap it And slap it At her request She is open And listens And treats me best Her

Ode To A Great Woman.
I just added the Chapelle Show episode with Charlie Murphy's Rick James skit in it. Hope you enjoy. Memories of her course as a tear flows down my cheek. Her small frame stuffed with strong will, flowing heart, sharp mind, encouraging words, heroic tales, and commanding presence. All qualities that will be burned in my mind. Each day I wake to follow her examples left. Completing every day I try carrying on her lagacy. I can only hope she looks upon me with proud eyes. As I walk the earth may her spirit live on through me. I love you Great Grandma and you have not been forgotten. Dedicated to: Inger Elizabeth Irvine 1901-1994

Ode To '06
Well sitting here playing hooky from work (yeah not the best idea but it's one of those days), I just feel like writing, getting some things out. I've been thinking a lot for the last few days about the year that just passed, how very much my life has changed in so short a time and how very much I have learned. I had some of the best, most awesome experiences and some of the worst possible nightmarish experiences, ones that brought me to my knees. As some know, I graduated medical school in May 06. If one only knew my past, well let's just say it's quite an accomplishment and I am very proud of myself. *pats self on back* lol There were times I didn't think I'd make it (8+ hellish years of school) but it was one of the highlights of my life to walk up on that stage and hold that long awaited hard earned diploma in my hands. It's on my wall now, dusty as hell and getting smoke stained I am sure lol but it's still a beautiful piece of paper. I did my first 6 months of internship in 06

An Ode To The Virtual Friends We Chat With On The Internet
Its not mine.... But its great.... Read and think about it.... We sit and we type, And we stare at our screens, We all have to wonder, What this possibly means. With our mouse's we roam, Through the rooms in a maze, Looking for something or someone, As we sit in a daze. We chat with each other, We type all our woes, Small groups we do form, And gang up on our foes. We wait for somebody, To type out our name, We want recognition, But it's always the same. We give kisses and hugs, And sometimes we flirt, In MIRC we chat deeply, And reveal why we hurt. We do form friendships But why we don't know, But some of these friendships, Will flourish and grow. Why it is on the screen, We can be so bold, Telling our secrets, That have never been told. Why is it we share, The thoughts in our mind, With those we can't see, As though we were blind. The answer is simple, It's as clear as a bell. We all have our problems, And need someone to tell. We can't tell

Ode To Drama
I’m getting tired Of closed-minded idiots So angry for no apparent reason Poor souls, Misguided by their own ignorance Believing that they’re all knowing. Seeing only one side of reality Unable to give a chance To common sense, Struggling with their own emotions Suffocating in their own stupidity. They could’ve been so different…

Ode To The Broken Hearted Submissive
i glance about with wondering eyes saddened and shaken i raise my gaze up to the skies seeking beyond the clouds what lies i ponder my worth to nobody there from the moment of birth did anyone really care my gaze drifts to the sand the cold sea nipping my feet the shifting of the land the depth there to greet was this the way it was meant to be lonely and alone in the sunset welcoming the coldness of the sea as it rises to envelope me i think of the silent masses that never gave a second thought i watch as the time passes my last breath in my throat was caught eyes closing to the darkness below the wetness of the sea rising for it is my time to go with no one realizing myself i grant one last look and then the waves cover the sand below shook and finally, it was over

Ode To Cannibus Sateva
Everytime I try to overcome And shw them a sign That I have changed They find something A small parcel of doubt Seraching... for anything Searching, searching all the time I just want to follow In my sister's footsteps And not feel so hollow Always searching for a way I guess it's true Nobody cares about what they can't kill That's why I turned to you And your beautiful aroma You're beautiful in every way When you're around I feel level headed all day Just waiting for that eternal peace Even when you aren't visible That beautiful smell of yours Gets my adrenaline pumping Making me feel invincible With you there are no bad times Even those are care-free And full of wonderous chimes Laughing all the while When you're with me I get the wonderful urge To talk anybody Into sharing you with me So many shades of that colour So many different scents You're mine forever "They" just don't understand fully You help me do my work Completely

Ode To Coffee
ugh! THe AlARM! How i hate it so shattering what little silence i'm owed. slide out of the sheets and into some pants if only i can make it a small distance press the button, ahhh the sound of brew it won't be long, bu it won't come too soon i like my coffee, much like i lyke my women hott i don't care if your sweet sour, green or hazzle nut just do your job and wake me up

Ode To Tom Hodges
People quickly passing by Their faces all a blur Remembering very few Amongst the aisles that stir I go about my day Not taking note of much Until I see this man A gentlemen, of such His face shines like a beacon Across this crowded sea This man of grey and silver Begins approaching me His smile...sort of innocent His eyes, a child like fear I think about my grandpa As he starts to near His words are softly spoken Though repetitive they are As he tries to ask my help In searching for his car His confusion comes and goes Just like a summer's breeze As I walk with him and reminisce To put his fears at ease A mind full of knowledge And stories of the past A life lived to the fullest Not much time for it to last He searches for a friend As he journeys on his way A simple touch of kindness To get him through his day I open up the car door and I help him climb inside He starts up the engine To begin his final ride Before he drives away

Ode To A Fart
A drunk man in an Oldsmobile They said had run the light That caused the six-car pileup On 109 that night. When broken bodies lay about 'And blood was everywhere,' 'The sirens screamed out eulogies,' For death was in the air. 'A mother, trapped inside her car,' Was heard above the noise; Her plaintive plea near split the air: 'Oh, God, please spare my boys!' She fought to loose her pinned hands; 'She struggled to get free,' But mangled metal held her fast In grim captivity. Her frightened eyes then focused 'On where the back seat once had been,' But all she saw was broken glass and Two children's seats crushed in. Her twins were nowhere to be seen; 'She did not hear them cry, ' 'And then she prayed they'd been thrown free, ' 'Oh, God, don't let them die! ' Then firemen came and cut her loose, ' 'But when they searched the back, ' 'They found therein no little boys, ' But the seat belts were intact. They

Ode To My Television Set
Oh my Wonderful Television Set, how beautifully you sit, your screen flashing the colors of the rainbow. How fine you look with your antennas perfectly lined and your cable box set directly in the middle. Oh Sweet Television, how I love to feel your remote in my hand. I caress the cold buttons under my thumb, knowing that with just a flick of my nail you'll do as I say. You know, my dear friend, it's the only control I have now. Oh Great Television Set, how brilliant you are to have me drown in your programs day after day, to let the world pass me by with each and every channel. I know you will always be my side, and I will leave only during the commercials. Oh Magnificent Television Set, you've grown to be my addiction. For I shudder without your rays pumping through my veins. You've taken the place of everything else, as I bask in the light of your screen. Oh, My Stable Television Set, how much I depend on you. To tell me what's wrong. To tell me what's right. You are my

Ode To My Hat
I'm only a hat And I stay in my place Up there on your head Making shade for your face I'm only a hat The mark of true wit I sit slightly askew Just awaiting each tip I'm only a hat And my uses are many As to questions of style. . . You know I have plenty. August

Ode To Agnes Depesto
Part I. You called me on the telephone, But as you can tell, I'm not at home. Now don't begin to whine and moan, Just leave your message at the tone. Part II. You might be tired, you might be hurried, You might even, be scared or worried. I'm not here now, but don't you weep, Just leave your message, at the beep. August

Ode To The Unknown
She stays there where I prepare for every dream- She's the scheme to every plan, she's the reason that I'm a man. The unknown place within my head- that special place where things seem dead; I was whitewashed, now I paint it red- I paint her face upon my bed.

Ode To My Love Angie
The time has come,finally, to say unto you; The love that I feel,is eternaly true. We'll write our own vows, our time has now come; To show our love,pushed apart by no one! You are my light,in my darkest of days; Pushing me forward, out of my haze. I now say to you,with no doubt in my mind; Our happiness lies ahead, our sadness behind. "Forsaking all others", I feel when I say; I'll not change my heart, neither tomorrow,nor today. I'm ready for us , to be man and wife; I'll not feel for another, for the rest of my life! I see your love shining, deep in your eyes; It's always been withyou, where my happiness lies! Now comes the time when I say"I DO"; And spend the rest of my life,loving only you. No distance will stop me, from pulling you in; No darkness will cloud my days,ever again!

Ode To The One Before......
Ode To The One Before............. The night you left you thought I was finished. I guess I fooled you, I celebrated life for the first time. You see, you did not break me, on the contrary , you made me! Look at me! See how strong I have become. I am everything I could have dreamed for , And more! Look at me! I encourage and demand without rage, But with pity. You are the one missing out. No, your not dreaming, I am real. Yes, I have grown while you stayed the same. "I AM "!!! " Who?" you ask. The "Goddess" Of the Strength, Of the beauty, Of the sensuality, Of my own being, Everything you have always feared. Now it is YOUR turn to "WORSHIP " ME!!!! Sapphire Jewel AKA Valarie A Laboy © 2006

Ode To A Trailor Park Wife
Ode to a Trailor Park Wife As I sit here thinking of something witty to write; I think of all whom I could give such a freight.. Just to see me at my most natural; curlers in my hair ,eating a crueler. To just a laugh at such a deploy; maybe I could get a decoy. one who is like a step ford wife; one who is always alert and alive. Tell a man he is her only god; with nice big kahunas, and a killer bod.. But what would that prove to the men out there; would she have a mind of her own to compare. Realizing her most undesirable fears; she pop a tops another beer. Gives a toast to her big bellied fella; as she comes to understand, she is his trailor park bella. Sapphire Jewel aka Valarie A. Laboy Copyright 2006

~ode To Friends~
My Dearest Friend, ...Should I draw you the picture of my heart it would be what I hope you would still love though it contained nothing new. The early possession you obtained there, and the absolute power you have obtained over it, leaves not the smallest space unoccupied. I look back to the early days of our acquaintance and friendship as to the days of love and innocence, and, with an indescribable pleasure, I have seen near a score of days roll over our heads with an affection heightened and improved by time, nor have the dreary hours of absence in the smallest degree effaced from my mind the image of the dear untitled friend to whom I gave my heart. Peace.

Ode To Ian
DIAMOND IN THE DUST Do you remember, the 24th of September? What happened on that cold autumn day? A man was slain, lan Stuart was his name, Zionist agents took his life away. Now the tears have dried, but the pain deep inside, It still lingers on, Gambled with Tumbling Dice, made the ultimate sacrifice, Against the house of treason. lan Stuart always in my heart, Just what did you do so wrong? Sang of love of your race, a green and pleasant place, Murdered just because of a song. You spoke the truth, to Aryan youth, That was your only crime, The pain I feel, it will never heal, No matter how much time. lan Stuart Donaldson, you will never be forgotten, Your name we will always cry, The lyrics that you penned, will live on until the end, Your memory will never die. We will carry on your fight, against the endless nights, Until all our peoples are free, And on that fateful day, the bands will play, Hail Victory. So the batt

Ode To The Bouncer
I'm Rating Photos, I move to fast, and there you are to bust my ass. just doing your job. I understand. no appreciation for the man. but don't you remember, Don't you know. you just stop me five minutes ago. so give me a break. you know my face. as long as i have been in this place. so to all the bouncer let me say. i'll try to slow down and you have a nice day. *** just being silly, but i thought it was funny so I had to write it here. lol

Ode To The Woodchipper
You chip up branches, and limbs...I've even seen you destroy credit cards in that one cheezy commerical but one thing is certain is that I'm in love with you woodchipper. You make my life complete. Without you I could never dispose properly the frozen bodies that are in my basement. Now if only I could get that fat bitch frozen so we could toss her in. I hate stalkers...

Ode To Orphans
searching never finding a hole inside for hiding a grave site if your lucky a place to contemplate nothing everything is not how it should be all i remember is the fucking chemotherapy i watched you take your last today its all too fucking real today.

An Ode To All My Haters.
TO ALL MY HATER'S.............. YOU'R WORD'S MEAN NOTHING TO ME. YOU'R HATING ON ME ONLY BECAUSE YOU AINT ME. THE FACT THAT ALL YOU CAN DO IS BELITTLE ME IS JUST THE THING THAT MAKES ME STRONGER. THE SIMPLE TRUTH IS YOU ARE FEELING LOW ABOUT YOU'R SELF SO TO FEEL BETTER YOU HATE ON PEOPLE. THE ONE THING THAT MAKES ME BETTER THEN YOU IS THE FACT THAT I CAN BE MYSELF, AND NOT FOLLOW THE TREND. THE TREND IS THE HATERS....YOU WANT TO BE SOMEONE SO YOU HATE ON OTHERS, AND FOR WHAT REALLY....TO FIT IN WITH WHAT THE LAST HATER SAID. I SAY WHAT I HAVE TO SAY POINT BLANK, NO COPY CAT B.S. GOING ON HERE. THE FACT THAT YOU HATE ON ME AND MAKE A BIG THING OF IT ONLY MAKES ME BETTER IN EVERYWAY POSSIBLE. AND TO THOSE HATERS THAT LOVE HATING ON THICK WOMEN REALLY GET A FUCKING CLUE AND GET OVER YOU'R FUCKIN SELF, REALLY IT'S GETTING OLD AND YEAH SO WHAT I AM A BIG GIRL, AND WHAT!!!!! PEOPLE ARE NOT BLIND. AND FOR THE FACT THAT MY WEIGHT IS THE ONLY FLAW YOU CAN PICK ON

An Ode To Deep Thoughts By A Guy Whose Last Name Was Handy
ive always wandered what color would a smurf turn if you choked it? while setting on a river i always wandered if when a human falls into the water they call it drowning. so do you think that when fish get on land they calling drying? another random thought to be posted as i see fit

Ode To Thy Crush
Dearest crush, I want to bite you when your sleeping, smother you with thy boobies, I want to do u in many positions on your lunch break from work...I wana spank your tushie cause I really love to touch it. I wana let you know that I will make you so happy every day of our fubar life together...Till death do us part

Ode To Melanie!
I am dedicating this blog to my friend Melanie.....I know how you love you some tunafish......NOT!...lol....Not fair to love the trout so much and not the tunafish!(the trout is a troutlike looking pillow)....So in your honor I am making the biggest tuna salad sandwich ever babes!............lol:P....without further ado I am off to enjoy my tasty lunch!:P

Ode To A Lifetime....
I know in my heart this love is forever your body your soul I will cherish and treasure, Like a best friend and sometimes as a lover I can hope and I can try that no one ever will discover, My passion for you is the blossom of a flower bursting with beauty and color whilst awaiting your eminent power, Welcome to my bottomless heart for this empty soul of mine is filled with love and happiness could only be withdrawn as a fine, The choreographed movements of our melodramatic lives to retrieve our blessed love the rest of the world strives.

An Ode To Shoe Throwers
Oh Mr. Reporter, You are a hero to us all, He reflexes were to fast, For you to make him fall. But you threw you shoes, In hope, not in vain, that you would hit the devil, and cause him great pain, So Mr. Reporter, My hats off to you, But just one last thing, WHO THROWS A SHOE? I mean come on that really hurts.

Ode To Love...
i just want to say a few things about the word love..it is all fake and lies....how does a women say she loves you and turn around and bring another man home right in front of your eyes....and still have the balls to say i love you give me a kiss and hug...tells you she will call you later and ends up sleeping with the other guy... the one i am talking about is on this site and she knows who i am talking about...i have been in and out of her life for two years or so but it has been my worse two years that i have dated a women...i have been with some wrong women in my life but this one takes the cake and i can say i am done with it ....so love is not worth the heartaches that comes with it because when you fall in love they use it as a tool....so love stinks i'll just start a new 4 f club thing...

Ode To My Lil Girl
> Dear World, > > I bequeth to you today one little girl...in a crispy dress... > with two blue eyes...and a happy laugh that ripples all day > long... and a flash of light blonde hair that bounces in the > sunlight when she runs. I will trust you will treat her well...> > Shes slipping out of the backyard of my heart this morning...and > skipping off down the street to her first day of school....and > never again will she be completely mine....prim and proud she will > wave her young and newly independant hand to say "good bye"....and > walk with little lady steps to the schoolhouse.> Now she will learn to stand in line ....and wait by the alphabet > for her name to be called. She will learn to tune her ears to the > sound of school bells ...and deadlines... and shell learn to > giggle ... and gossip... and look at the ceiling in a > disinterested way when the little boy across the room sticks out > his tongue at her....and shell learn to be jealous. And shell > learn how it

Ode To Tiger Woods!
Twas the night of Thanksgivingand out of the house,Tiger Woods came a-flyingchased by his spouse.She wheeled a nine ironand wasn't too merry,cause a bimbo's phone numbershe found on his Blackberry.He been cheating onpoor little Elin,and as each day went byanother woman came out squealing.He'd been on Holly, on Jamie,on Rachael, on Corrie,on Joshlyn, LaliekaTMZ had the story.From the top of the worldto above the fold,Tiger's evermore sordid taleit was told.With hostesses, waitresseshe had lots of sex,and when he wasn't hosin' 'emhe sent 'em hot texts.He crashed the Caddybut didn't call OnStar,yeah, he played "spank me Daddy"with a skanky ole porn star.He's been naughtyso with Santa he hasn't a chance,'cept a big lump of coalto match the lump in his pants.But despite all his cryinand beggin and pleadin,Tiger's wife went right outbought a new house in Sweden.And I heard her exclaimas she packed the Escalade,"if your gonna get laidthen I'm gonna get paid".And now she's not poutingin fact s

The Ode To Our U.s. Marines
Ode to a Marine.In a crowd you're bound to spot him, He's standing so very tall Not too much impresses him; He's seen and done it all. His hair is short, his eyes are sharp, But his smile's a little blue. It's the only indication Of the hell that he's gone through. He belongs to a sacred brotherhood, Always Faithful 'til the end. He has walked right into battle And walked back out again. Many people think him foolish For having no regrets About having lived through many times Others would forget. He's the first to go and last to know, But never questions why, On whether it is right or wrong, But only do or die. He walks a path most won't take And has lost much along the way, But he thinks a lot of freedom, It's a small price to pay. Yes, he has chosen to live a life Off the beaten track, Knowing well each time he's called, He might not make it back. So, next time you see a Devil Dog Standing proud and true, Be grateful for all he's given; He's given it for you. Don't go

Ode To Babyj
Dear BabyJ You are a pretty decent guy if you ask me, not the selfish asshole others say you are. Thank you for providing us all with some way to escape reality, a place where even ugly people are "beautiful", fat people are considered "BBW's", and a place where horny old men can spends obscene amounts of real money to buy "the love of their life" bling. You're the man!! (y)

Ode To My Grandfather
LAND OF THE FREE. THIS LIFE IS FULL OF HAPLESSNESS, ANGST AND PENT UP RAGE. MEN, WOMEN AND CHILDREN TRAPPED, HELD HOSTAGE IN A CAGE. HISTORY WILL TELL THE TRUTH THE ANSWERS MIGHT BE CAUSE FOR SURPRISE. LET THE RAIN FALL FROM THE HEAVANS AND CLEANSE THE SK...IES. OH, YES BACK IN THE DAY TEACHER WARNED, BEWARE OF THE DARKNESS OF DECEIT; SEARCH FOR THE LIGHT AND BE BOLD LEST A FALL TO DEFEAT. IF INDEED, IF THE ANSWER IS SOME HOW, JUST BLOWING IN THE WIND, YES IN THE WIND, CAN WE HARNESS A REMEDY AND ERASE THIS SIN? MAKE A PLACE, YES, EVEN A HOME IN THE HEART, FOR THE NOTION OF FREEDOM AND PEACE. TODAY, TAKE LEAVE FROM THE TOIL, THE STRIFE AND FEEL THE COMFORT IN RELEASE. IN ALL THINGS GOOD AND WHOLESOME FIND THE CHANGE THAT THE MASSES SEEK. IT IS THERE IT IS RIGHTEOUS AND IT IS A STRONGHOLD FOR THE MEEK.

Ode To An Outhouse
I come from a very large family, I myself only have two siblings, a brother and a sister, but my mother is the oldest of 16 children. Understand she grew up in Saskatchewan, Canada out on a farm where big families were the norm and though it meant more mouths to feed, it also meant more helping hands. My grandparents eeked out a living on a small farm in the 90 day growing period their region allows. The standard joke is that there are four seasons here, Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter and Hell aka Pothole Repair Month. I never spent much time in Saskatchewan when I was younger, I only actually recall two visits, though I'm told there were at least four. Family reunions were large and often posed a major strain on the well system that our grandparents had, all guests were told 'if it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown, flush it down' in order to try and save from flushing the one running toilet the house had from over taxxing their well, (feel free to make a scrunchy nosed

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odin is my best friend and an all around nice guy if you need someone to talk to hes there for you and hes a hawtie too :P. So add him,rate him,crush him,fan him. Hes a baseball player and a college student who loves makin friends so plz add him.Love you all ~katt~

O'dog
I met you at a time of distress To you I know must confess. You’ll never know how much it hurt my pride To depend on you to be by my side. You were always there through the sorrows of my divorce And comforted me while I cried until I was hoarse. You never once expressed a negative opinion Or acted like I was merely a minion. For some reason you can not see All of the things I view you to be. You always feel like you’re a user But I’ll never view you as an abuser. You’ve always been there with open arms Y

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Odyssey Of The Devil Horns
Kick Ass Show Tonight!!! Ten Year Scar got our Blood Boilin'!!! By Demon Be Driven fucked shit up, Yeah!!! Blood Masque enialated the Place!!!!!!~;)>!!!!! Tragedy Unfolds tore the place Down!!!!!!~;P>!!!!! can't wait till the next Cookies show~;I> till then this was HEM... Have an AWESOME weekend everyone... and be safe~;)> ODYSSEY OF THE DEVIL HORNS Who is responsible for bringing metal’s famous hand signal to the tribe? ~ By STEVE APPLEFORD ~ It is called the mano cornuto, the horned hand, with index finger and pinkie raised proudly as the sign of the beast, ready for an unholy wave to your favorite demon king. The Horns of Cernunnos. The woolly Goat of Mendes. And the edifice of Scaccia Scalogna, source of the ancient code to defeat the “evil eye” and its power to wilt the fruit on trees and the mojo of men. Or, it means nothing at all – nothing beyond the international greeting to heavy metal ecstasy, aimed at all the flawed rock gods with their Marshall

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Of Absolute No Importance
A group of military Officers are standing around talking when a Lieutenant said, "I feel that making love is 80% fun and 20% work." Captain responded by saying, "No, I think that making love is more work than that. I would say that it is 60% fun and 40% work." Then a Major says, "No, making love is definitely way more work than that. I would say that it is 20% fun and 80% work." They are all contemplating these revelations when a private walks by. The officers call the Private over to ask his opinion. The Major says, "Excuse me, Private, we are having a discussion and would like your input. The Lieutenant says that making love is 80% fun and 20% work. The Captain says that making love is 60% fun and 40% work. I say that making love is 20% fun and 80% work. Private, what is your opinion?" The Private smiles and says, "Sir, you are all wrong. Making love must be 100% fun because if there was any work involved, you would have the enlisted men doing it for you." For

Of All Guys
and of all guys you will be the first I miss and of all guys I will remember your kiss guy of all guys this one is the only that can compare how I loved you how I loved to and how I loved to, I loved me but guy of all guys it was only temporary I wish you the best at whatever you do I will never swim in your eyes no matter how blue I thank you for changing my neurochemistry and look forward to the day another guy occupies my dreams

Of All My Nights
many years ago my life was different and was as others ..then a tragedy struck and my 8th life had come to an end and with but 1 life left i sit here tonight......i once touched the soul of an angel and the angel touched mine.....a life was formed.........end of storie....when i joined this site i saw a lot of rock and roll but country is where my heart lies ...i picked out a few cm lounges .....one with to many rules and 1 with to many rules and least one more with too many rules .......on that day i saw something i knew nothing of but a common ground was benieth ..........anouther night i saw an angel glistening in the clouds........in the dark she touched my soul leaveing a calm feeling with me .......i long for the day to touch another angels soul........your reach is beyond the stars

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Ofcorsican
All Blessings Pure and Abundant, to You Dearest Beloved One of the mysteries of life is relationship. Since it exists between two persons it depends on both. Whenever two persons meet a new world is created, just by their meeting a new phenomenon comes into existence. One which was not before, and thru that phenomenon both persons are changed and transformed. Unrelated you are one thing, related you immediately become someone else. In the beginning when you touch the person from without, when boundaries meet, you become acquaintances. If the relationship becomes closer, becomes deeper, grows intimate then centers start meeting. When centers merge, it is love! Acquaintance is not love, this is fallacy, love is very rare. To meet one at their center you have to allow that one to reach your center also, you will have to become vulnerable, absolutely vulnerable, totally open. It's risky, to allow someone to reach your center for you never know what that person will do to y

Of Danielle... (poem)
Of Danielle... was written the summer before last summer. It is a poem about conflict in infidelity, i'm trying to make people feel how torn one can be by both being in desperate love with somebody, and not wanting to be the "other party". Of Danielle... Chaste not caress of loving hands, and act this very day. Then bow to passions sweet demands, lest treasures slip away. Fear not betrayals you've been through, lies told to hide desire, but let this thing take hold of you, consume you like a fire. What sweeter torture could we take than to let love grow in vain? Then what sweeter love could we then make, but to consumate the pain? Some play it safe, some twist the rules, some throw up walls of stone. I'd rather be laughed at by fools, than die bitter and alone.

Of Deception And Lies
Friends? Friends. What is a friend? I used to think that a friend was a person, not related to you, that you could count on to be there for you. Someone that is respectful and courteous to your feelings. Someone that understands you, is there when you cried, shares in your happiness and, in turn, shares his/her happiness with you and cries upon your shoulder. I have even had a few friends, here and there, that I thought would show up at my hospital bed if I were sick or injured and, possibly, a few more that would come to my funeral if I died. Until recently, I had even managed to keep in touch with a few from my high school days. But over the past several months, some of my 'friends' have been drifting. Well....maybe drifting isn't the word. More like...slapping me in the face and stabbing me in the back. I've even had a couple of them rip out my heart, crush it into throbbing pulpy mass of quivering tissue, throw it on the ground under the tire of their black Dodge Durango, jump in

Of Drama
Drama and self importance rain the immature make public their pain Delusion that the world does care Of all the doings they would dare Sickening the mess they live inside Sane souls would instead hide Too many think their live matter most Their past chases them they see the ghost For when childish minds refuse to see There lives are their own making to be Lived in the moment and not in fear They past up the gift to us so dear life free of the burden self centered thought Drama is a choice and not worth all it’s brought By R. Thomas Dinsmore

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Off Again...
Well ya'll, here we go again... Just got my traveling orders from Dispatch for next week. Headed for Atlanta. Have to shuttle trailers back and forth from Knoxville, TN. to Atlanta for a Big convention. Sooooooo.....If you see a Big Red Peterbilt with "Doug Andrus" all over it....HONK AND WAVE!!! But please wave ALL your fingers at me K??? LOL Hi Ya'll... Just wanted to give everyone a heads up.....I have decided that if you just wanted the points, or, the ego trip for being on my friends list, but you won't take the time to say hi or actually be a "Friend" i am going to start deleting. I appreciate everything, but I really don't need "Points Getters" as friends. So if your Picture all of a sudden disappears you'll know why. I'm here to REALLY make friends, and I could care a rats arss about points, fanning, or any of the other ego crap. Well here it is....Thursday Morning 7:15 my time, 9:15 Atlanta time and I'm still here. Why did I EVER take this gig I will never know. I have be

Off Again...
well... i am on the road again... off to work, relax and find all sorts of fun and craziness... going to ohio to work and hopefully save up some money cause devlin wants to come home to his mother (thank god!!!) so i have to get bills paid up and save some to find a house so wish me luck and do an awful lot of prayin' for me cause, yes, we all know i need it... muah, ttysoon babies... s

Offcial Announcement
Official Announcement: The government announced today that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed! You know, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!

Off Color Jokes
A foursome is waiting on the men's tee while another foursome of ladies is hitting from the ladies' tee. The ladies are taking their time, when finally the last lady is ready to hit the ball. She hacks it 10 feet; goes over to it, whiffs it; and then hacks it maybe another 10 feet; and then hacks it another 5 feet. She looks up at the men who are watching and says apologetically, "I guess all those Fucking lessons I took this winter didn't help." One of the men immediately replies, "Well, there you have it lady. You should have taken Golf lessons instead." Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The man said, "I do Father." The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall." Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to got to heaven?" "Certainly, Father," was the man's reply. "Then stand over there against the wall," said the priest. Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and

Off Cherry For Awhile...:(
HEY, I WILL BE OFF THE NET FOR AWHILE FOR HAD A REALLY GOOD FRIEND KILLED THIS WEEK IN THE SANDBOX. HE WAS A CONTRACTOR, HE AND I HAD SERVED IN THE ARMY TOGETHER. SO I WILL BE GOING TO CALLY FOR THE FUNERAL. ( QUICK SIDE NOTE JUST NOTED WHILE TYPING THE WORD FUN-eral the word FUN IS IN IT....NOT SO COOL). JUST REMEMBER. " ONLY THE DEAD HAVE SEEN THE END OF WAR " IT TIMES LIKE THIS THAT MAKE YOU REAL WHAT LIFE IS WORTH LIVING AND WHAT MAKES THE WORLD GO AROUND, FOR LIFE IS TO SHORT TO SPEND IT UNDER A ROCK OR IN YOUR LITTLE CUBICAL, OR NEVER FEELLIBNG THE GRASS UNDER YOUR FEET.. SORRY I AM JUST VENTING..SO BEAR WITH ME. THIS MAKES NUMBER 5 OF GUYS, WOULD HAVE TRUSTED WITH MY LIFE FOR A POLICE ACTION, OR AN ILLEGAL WAR. FOR THE PEOPLE THAT KNOW MY EMAIL WHILE I AM GONE. PROB BE GOING FOR AT LEAST A WEEK MAYBE MORE.

Off - Centered, Unbalanced...
DO NOT GET OFFENDED BY THE FOLLOWING BLOG. IT IS MY POLITICAL OPINION. LIKE BUTTHOLES, WE ALL HAVE ONE. BUT I DO LIKE POSITIVE AND NEGATIVE FEEDBACK. PLUS THIS IS AN OLD BLOG I FOUND AND I FIGURED I WOULD SHARE IT ON FUBAR. ------------------------------------------------ I do not wish death on anyone. NO MATTER WHAT. I believe that everyone gets in return what they do indeed deserve. Karma if you will. Good - or - Bad. Saddam was executed at 10pm our time tonight. I am saddened because, this is a new war for us. Many do not want the think about what might happen. But, it's something we need to wake up to. This single death, just sentenced an ENTIRE nation of innocent people to their own deaths. I'm not sorry for what I am saying, feeling, thinking. That's the trade off by letting Iraq hang him. We don't need to be bombed from outside the country. We have many Saddam followers right here, in our neighborhoods. I am not saying all Muslem are terrorists. Not even

Offending
ALOHA SILKIE HERE AND I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY SORRY TO EVERY ONE ON HERE. IF THERE IS ANY ONE THAT I OFFENDED THEN I AM SORRY. I DID NOT MEAN TO DO THAT. I WILL BE MORE CAREFUL IN THE NEAR FUTURE. I WANT TO ADD I AM HERE TO HAVE FUN SO I DO NOT WANT PEOPLE TO BE OFFENDED BY ME!. IF THERE ARE LC MEMBERS THAT ARE NOT MAD THEN PLEASE KEEP ON STOPPING BY BY PAGE AND RATING MY PICTURES AND TELLING ME HELLO. ONE MORE THING LET'S KEEP ON BEING FRIENDS. LOVE SILKIE

Offended By People Saying You're Sexy???
I keep seeing that people are being offended by others telling them they are sexy... Frankly, this baffles me. If you post a pic and I say, "Damn, you're ugly as a two headed moose!", you'd be offended...on the other hand, if I say, "You're sexy !", you're offended. WTF?!? I'd be tickled if someone thought I was sexy...I damned sure wouldn't be offended!! Someone please explain this to me. Why post a pic that you know is going to be thought of as sexy , only to be offended when someone else points out the obvious? Geez...the rules must have changed while I was asleep.

Offensive Material... I'm Ranting...do Not Read If You Are Easily Offended.
I was pondering the world in which we live, one of my many obsessions, and my thoughts turned to 'The War on Drugs'. A war which has a cost of hundreds of billions of dollars$$$, but which has no end. Then I began thinking about why anyone would wage a war like that, knowing it could not be won. It was then that I realized that the governments of the world are not against drugs at all. They are against anyone else selling them...they just want their cut! Let me explain: There are only a few drugs that the governments have a problem with, Cocaine, Marijuana, Opiates, and what I call Chemicals or Synthetic drugs. There are, however, thousands of drugs you can buy each and every day at your drugs store, food store, liquor store, etc...The governments have a hand in the pharmaseutical companies, and thus profit greatly from all the sales of these 'legal' drugs. Again, if you try to sell them without a license you will be arrested...they want their cut. So I followed the argu

Offered You
My world it was a shamble My world it was a mess and to all of this a few can atest but when i am in your arms my world is at rest because you are my Master because you are the best you hold the key which is my heart which i gladly give to thee and that which i give i give so submissively i offered you my heart i offered you my soul i offered you my subbissiveness and with this you took control you light up my days and also my nights within your eyes i see strength and delight I submit to your power and draw from your strenght and look to the days and the time we have spent your control is so powerful that even when not around you still make my heart pound the ties that bind me no one will ever see because they are within you and within my need to please!

Offer
To her I offer reason to believe love is action truth beginning blossoming between us and my hand my arms this kiss - I offer funnel cakes overfilled with everything sweet sugar candies candlelight and wine flowers faded by her beauty and a warm bath bubbles to the top - I'll wash her back above below be everything she needs wants asks and I will work to earn her love deserve her touch become for her the dream she thought forever would remain ethereal. © All rights reserved

Offering
I don't know what to offer you. I'm a poet, So you know I'm not rich. Any good looks I have, Are merely a trick of the light. I don't know what to offer you. I'd be your champion in war, But my warring days are in my past. I'd be your genius, But when I look at you, I know that will never be. I can't even offer you witty conversation. You turn me into a fool. In your presence I'm soaring, Flying, Falling, Drooling, Giggling, Dying, I'll be your fool. And that's my final offer. August

Offering My Services To Fubar Members
I'm a freelance artist offering my services to all you good people on FUBAR. If you need a tattoo design or portraits or even character designs and concept art don't hesitate to contact me! For a reasonable fee I can help create a masterpiece for you. The only limit is your imagination !!!! Here's a link to some of my work: http://www.doomsmith.netfirms.com If you like what you see then let me know !!!!! Can't wait to hear back from you!

Offensive People
Being a psychology student, I am not surprisingly interested in why people behave the way they do. This site is a dissertation waiting to happen. For example: Have you noticed the amount of people that make rude offensive comments with no provocation and seemingly no good reason for doing so? Have you noticed that people say nasty things to others apparently just to be saying something..anything? I rarely interact with others on this site...and that's not necessarily by choice. The main reason I don't is because most everyone seems to have an agenda for being here...not interacting, but getting votes, or blasts, or rank, or popularity. This is another interesting facet of this site for me. The amount of people who are on this site to fulfill some need for attention without giving something of themselves. The idea that if you post some naughty photos of yourself, you'll instantly gain status. And it appears that most people are base enough that it works more often th

Offensive Offended
I posted a mum earlier, about christians in my area and how they harass everyone. Some prick must have found it so offensive that they had to have it deleted. That backs my claim even further. Then fubar said that they would delete my account if I posted something else like it...wtf...is there anywhere a man can speak his mind without worrying about people being so sensitive. People say things that could be considered offensive to me all the time. But I am not a puss. I am pretty offended that my mum was deleted, cuz it cost me 5000 fubucks to post the damn thing. Can I get some back up here? Or am I the one being intolerant?

Offering / Short Story
All the candles in the living room are lit, white ones and deep red burgundy. Laid out on the sofa are a 6 tailed cat, the taws, Your canes, soft silk rope, clamps, soft spongy ball gag, riding crop and a bowl of ice. Tonight is special because i am going to offer You myself completely, total control of every facet of my life. A night of total trust and power exchange, showing You what i want more than anything in the world. You have told me to wear my long black velour nightgown and thigh highs and my black ankle strap heels, nothing else. And You have told me when You arrive i am to be laying on the floor face down, arms above my head, eyes covered. You come through the door, and i smell You immediately. I feel You walk around me and i feel Your eyes moving over me. You tell me to sit up and uncover my eyes. Your face is so stern i have never seen You look so intense before. My eyes lower and i hear You ask me if there is anything i would like to talk to You about. And i repl

Offers
hey big poppa offers blings click the pic rate it and leave 150 comments then send a private message to him BIG POPPA Ya Heard : if i aint caressing them im undressin'em@ fubar and let him know u got 150 comments done he will bling u ASAP so come on help this great guy out he so deserve it!!! Hey all my old and new friends, this is now your chance to get me very easy! Its a easy game.... The person who is the last who rates me or does anyhing i get points to level up before i increase level 25 will be my fuownder for 3 Months,I will rate everything from u a lot of times, make you pictures (if I'm a VIP), Bling you if i got bling credit, have a Blog for you, have you very big on my page, etc... So now lets get the race started!!! Come and start rating me, comment me, bling me, VIP me, Blast me, HH me, whatever brings points do it to me, n i will do u real good....

Offers And Stuff
price reduced, hit me up for details...i will work with ya on this!!! famps start later tonight, get in on this now!! I have 24 fam spots to sell at 10mil or 10 creds each!! (YES 10 mill or 10 creds is ALOT for a fam add, I know and I realize this is a lot to read but I want to be thorough so anyone interested knows exactly what theyre paying for and I wont have too many questions to answer lol) So here's whats up...I'm gonna rock the fu blings and others stuff on Friday/Saturday and part of Sunday w/approx 36hrs of famps/gm and a HH with all ability blings running. (PLUS I just had my 30 day Blast activated yesterday and thats making me points and $$...that has nothing to do with the fam add cost...it has everything to do with me being fu-broke lol) so ok....this Saturday coming up, the 25th...i have a HH at 11am. on Friday at 11:45-11:50am i am turning on an auto, then at 4am Saturday i am turning on a boomy and at 6am I am starting a famp(might even start one at midnig

Offer Led Lights For Cars
Since the 2012 Mazda3 with led lights for cars enter the market,the specail design and equipment of the new car really attract a large number of people. Some service such as “whole car warranty classic” and 24-hour free roadside assistance service yearly.To the car model,it really have its own features.The Classical 2012 Mazda3 is equipped with electric sunroof.In addition,the Classical 2012 Mazda3 has full standard department:view mirror driving side with convex mirror ,CD play with MP3 function, and remote control key , and steering wheel that can control in four sides, and driving side Windows a touch type lifting both anti - clips and delay function , and anti - dazzle within rear - view mirror , and car within opened tank cover , and Hou seat 46 percent stack placed pour , and large lamp is not closed alarm , and full size preparation fetal and so on. Classical 2012 Mazda3 has be equipped with led fog lights for cars, automotive led tail lights,led dash light.The Cla

Offertemagliecalcio
Manchester United Trasferta Maglia 2013-14Manchester United club di oggi a Osaka , in Giappone , il club ha annunciato ufficialmente la nuova Maglia 2013-14 stagione, a seguito della scorsa stagione domestico Jersey , squadra nella prossima stagione sarà più il coraggio di portare plaid camicia , ispirazione tracciata dal Manchester City diligenza lottare storia .Dalla metà del 18 ° secolo, Maglia calcio è nato un gran numero di fabbriche tessili , così l'industria tessile fiorì . Questi mulini producono il suo classico pattern a quadretti a scacchi con lo stesso rispetto come la squadra di calcio del Manchester United famoso in tutto il mondo , nuova stagione il Manchester United Maglia in cotone nuovamente adottato questo modello , e utilizzando la mezzanotte audace simbolo blu-nero della città . La nuova stagione del collare è progettato per essere un girocollo a costine nero , modello di collo esterno è piccolo classico logo Red Devils , che è il simbolo d

Off For Awhile
I am sorry to say that I will miss you guys...only for a little while though. I am moving into a new and better condo and I have been told that my cable will not be hooked up for at least a week. I have my phone-cable-internet all through my cable company and so after tomorrow I will not be able to post or check my profile until next Thursday. I can do a quick check at the office maybe Monday but after that I will be out of reach til Thursday. I will miss all of you, as Lost Cherry has become a constant fixture in my everyday life. I wish you all well and may your days be extremely blessed and I hope to see you all well next Thursday. I will be on for a real short period tomorrow...please take care, Galen

Off For A While
I am going to be off here for a while prob a month at tops i think anyway i might pop on every once and a while to see what is going on intill i return i love ya all and consider u all to be a big part of my life to everyone i leave u with this i can never leave ya forever i shall be back and we will have all the good times in the world much mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh to ya all ashley

Off For The Rest Of The Day And I Wanna Go Swimming!!!
ITS TUESDAY AND IVE GOT THE REST OF THE DAY OFF, SO I MUST RESORT TO MY OTHER PROFESSION, MAN WHORE! BECAUSE ITS TUESDAY AND I LOVE YOU LADIES SO MUCH I AM OFFERING THE SPECIAL LOW PRICE OF FREE 99. YES THATS RIGHT FREE 99, BUT YOU MUST ACT NOW. IF YOU ARE TIRED OF SITTING HOME WONDERING WHAT TO DO YOU CAN ENJOY YOUR DAY BY HAVING A HELL OF A TIME WITH ME, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO, EXCITING THRILL RIDES, EATERY, AND PRIZES ( MAY TAKE NINE MOS. FOR DELIVERY ). GAURANTEED TO HAVE THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE, ITS THE ONLY TIME YOU WONT HAVE TO LEAVE HOME TO GET THE THRILLS YOUVE BEEN LOOKING FOR. SO ACT NOW AND BE THE FIRST TO EXPERIENCE YOUR VERY OWN MAN WHORE TRAINED TO DO WHATEVER YOU DESIRE WHEREVER YOU MAY BE.

Off For A Bit
Just wanted to write a little note to those i care about on her letting you all know that i wont be around after tomorrow for a bit---probably for about three months. Those who are close to me know why. I will miss you all and hey while i am gone show me love hehehe! XoX

Officer Sees 'perfect Storm' Brewing In Military's Mental Health Care System
By Allison Batdorff, Stars and Stripes Pacific edition, Friday, September 22, 2006 YOKOSUKA NAVAL BASE, Japan Gaps in care combined with the stress of combat in Iraq and Afghanistan are creating a perfect storm within the U.S. military mental health system, according to a Navy commander who spoke at Yokosuka Naval Base on Wednesday. Quick to say that his opinions are unofficial the product of his 24-year military career and not the U.S. Navy or Department of Defense Cmdr. Mark Russell gave a well-attended lecture called Broken Promises: The Unspoken Truth of Mental Health Care in the DOD during the final day of the Multinational Medical Conference. Russell, a child psychologist and director of Educational and Development Intervention Services for bases across Japan, painted a picture of unmet needs and unrecognized opportunity stemming from the global war on terrorism. We are in a crisis situation, Russell said. And it's going to get worse. We're making progress but

Official Wicked Apparel Clothing Line
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The Official Ask Hollie Anything Blog
I posted this blog so my friends can ask me questions about anything & everything...can be a question about myself or if you are just seeking advice about something. so ask away... Disclamier: All answers are based on my opionions so I can't promise that you will like them ;)

The Official Rich Kuka Blog
As an individual who's inspiration is based largely on nostalgia, I would ask that everyone reflect on what Bob Barker and The Price is Right has meant to them. I got the chance to watch the show this morning, and even though it was done like most of the other shows, it was meaningful because it may have been Bob Barker's last. I remember watching The Price is Right when I was very young, and every time I'd be sick from school, it was almost ritual that I take the hour out of my day to watch it. Hopefully, Bob Barker will change his mind and come back because the show wouldn't be the same without him, and I'm positive that everyone would agree with me on that. Chances are I'll never been in the audience for an episode of The Price is Right or make my way up to Contestants Row, but hopefully one day, I'll be able to thank Bob Barker personally and tell him what The Price is Right meant to me. Well, one thing about my life is for sure. One minute you're comfortable with the way things

The Official Band Of Brothers Member List
THE FOUNDERS♂МдяQ v.2.0@ CherryTAPAchilles@ CherryTAP(PLEASE NOTE if your NOT on this LIST your NOT in BAND of BROTHERS) 68 MEMBERS please ADD and/or FAN all other MEMBERS in group!This is NOT a BOMB SQUAD or FAN ME bullshit....This group of people inform and protect each other from down raters,Stalkers,Drama People.What we do is after someone in our group was been down rated we go and up rate or FIX the photo's that have been down rated and BLOCK the USER that did it ...also posting his link.We need VIC'S to drop 11's on the PHOTO.For now I'm going to use my C.T.A.F members to ACT.All the people who join I will add to my ALBUM (BAND OF BROTHERS) from there you can see other members and click the name to go to their profile.Please NOTE we DO NOT ACCEPT cherries on the TOP 50 or DRAMA people.MUST have a SALUTE ...last of all WE DON'T UP-RATE NSFW photo's .Also please note I must RIP your main photo for ID,It will be placed in my B of B album with NO RIP option

Office Meeting
As I am about to get into my Jeep, I see your reflection. You turn me around and back me against the truck. I am still only in my heels and coat, completely naked underneath. You push against me and say "I've decided I'm not done with you yet. I need more now. You must still come to me tonight but you must also give me what I want now. That's your job." I look at you and respond "We are out in the open, in the parking lot...." Before I could finish you state "As I told you before in my office, you are to do as your told when you're told." You reach thru the front of my coat and slide your fingers across my pussy, playing with my lit as you go. You look at the truck... "Unlock the back." I do and you lead me to the back of the Jeep. You open the back door and bend me foward into the Jeep, still standing. You move my coat off to the side and start to play with my pussy again. I gasp as you shove 2 fingers in fast and hard. I can hear you unzip your pants. You take your co

Office Sunblock
I sometimes Walk by her Just for the view Not lustful thing Or just something To do I can sense Something special A different kind Of soul She just kinda Warms you While your taking A stroll The exquisite beauty That emits from Inside Is better Than sexy It helps you Feel alive When you glance Over at her You see a true Piece of art A tiny speck Of my journey One of my Favorite parts

Office Humor
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN". 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write " For smuggling diamonds". 7. Finish all your sentences with " In accordance with the prophecy". 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 10. Order a Diet Water (with a serious face) whenever you go out to eat. 11. Specify that your drive-through order is " To Go". 12. Sing along at the opera. 13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day at work. 14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poe

Offical News Today
Well its offical , for all your Nascar fans. Dale jr will be driving the # 88 car. Yates is retiring it after this yr and Hendricks motor sports is picking it up. It will be the Mountain Dew ,National Guard,AMP power drink. If your intrested look at my more nascar pics to see what it will look like.

An Officers Life
You wonder why he pulled you over and gave you a ticket for speeding' He just worked an accident where people died because they were going to fast _________________________ You wonder why that cop was so mean He just got done working a case where a drunk driver killed a kid ____________________________________________ You work for 8 hours He works for up to 18 hours _________________________ You drink hot coffee to stay awake. The cold rain in the middle of the nite keeps him awake. __________________________ You complain of a 'headache', and call in sick. He goes into work still hurt and sore from the guy he had to fight the night before __________________________ You drink your coffee on your way to the mall. He spills his as he runs code to a traffic crash with kids trapped inside __________________________ You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket before you leave the house. He makes sure his guns is clean and fully loaded and hi

The Official Bio Of Bobby Blaze
The first time Bobby Blaze revealed his talent, his musical skills were recognized immediately. Freestyling was something he did just for fun at parties and gatherings, but those who were exposed to his lyricism and remarkable word constructions not to mention his exciting delivery, a mesmerizing blend of tempo and rhythm spoke to Bobby the catalyst for the creation of a new star. His listeners told him his talent was being wasted as long as he kept it as an among-friends thing at social events. And they were right. Now, Blaze is taking on the tough world of hip-hop and coming out on top. He's Darwin for urban music. Blaze brings his chosen genres to the next stage of musical evolution. Hip-hop, R&B, soul and gospel have a new and vital chapter in their history and there's more to be written. The real communication that goes on within music is an endless cycle between artist and listener. The listener receives the full gift of music when he devotes his full attention to it and appr

Official Zombie Fund
Ok well here goes... To all of you that know me, and even those that don't... its pretty obvious that horror is a huge part of my life. I got asked to do a shoot for a magazine add that would be in 3 - 4 natinal horror mags. I get there with my best friend ( who absolutely hates horror shit, btw) only to be told.. well your friend is skinny and she seems more into this stuff than you, so we wanna use her. And being the great friend that she is, she said .."omg...fame? of couse ill do it!" ...bitch... SO nows she their spokes girl or whatever, and ive said fuck you to all those involved. But the point os this is, i have arrangements to do an insanely brutal, bloody, sexy shoot. Cus i wanna make thier add look like shit, and show them all that this shit is my life, and just cus i don weigh 20lbs, i'm still a good lookin girl. Well the guy i am doing a shoot with is named brian demski. He has worked on house of 1000 corpses, as well as like..every mushroomhead video ever. So this

Official E-book Of Kristin Roth-davis
I have been writing for over a century and I do have some published accomplishments as well. I wanted to see how promoting (some) of my poetry here would do. You have some options - click on the icon below and it will direct you immediately to one site that I use regularly. (wished I had my own website, but at this time I don't) If you find you enjoy my work, feel free to download my E-book. You'll find the E-book @ the top right hand of each page you click on with my name on it. It is safe and bug-free! There is an updated biography briefed included in the E-book as well. Hope you all enjoy! Have a pleasant reading, Kristin

The Official Song Of The Day Blog!
Simple Design - Breaking Benjamin I live a chemical life I'm on a mission to try You went insane for the day I'll have to shove it away My only option is gone Smile as they break and they fall You want a simpler life You can't erase what was mine You must be out of your mind This was a simple design You fuck it up every time How could you leave me behind It's all right, It's all right 'Cause I know what you want But you'll just have to wait If I had it to give I would give it away I'm living it up While I'm falling from grace There's no way, there's no way That I'm running away I'm used to making it worse Made up of four letter words You want know what it was Now isolated and gone You fall apart at the seams I'll never know what it means Try not to pull it apart You're aiming straight for the heart You must be out of your mind This was a simple design You fuck it up every time How could you leave me behind It's all right, It's all right

The Official "reasons Why You Should Date Me!
10 reasons why you should date me: 1. You’ll never have to worry about driving illegally in the carpool lane again 2. When you're around me I've got the sex drive of a 16 year old boy 3. You love my dorkiness 4. I won’t swear around your family 5. I’ll grant you three wishes 6. I've never been in one of Tommy Lee's movies 7. I like porn 8. I take a shower every day 9. I'll let you beat me at pool (LET you cause if I try, you're going down) 10. I've never cried over spilt milk 11. You’re safe with me 12. I'll lick the envelope for you 13. I'll carve your initials in a tree 14. I've never read Playboy for the articles 15. My heart will jump every time you walk through the door 17. I’m a good listener. 18. I seldom pick a fight with inanimate objects. 19. As of yet, I have never overlooked the importance of regular, continuous breathing. 20. I can have it my way at Burger King. 21. I will administer chocolate whenever you feel the need. 22. Halloween is the only

Officalblogonblago
"I intend to answer every allegation that comes my way. However, I intend to answer them in the appropriate forum -- in a court of law. And when I do, I am absolutely certain that I will be vindicated," Rod Blagojevich, 12/19/08 He promises to fight, and calls the rest of the state a lynch mob. Today, the Governor made it clear he will not resign, and will remain in office while he faces a federal case unless impeached. He then asked us, the lynch mob, to give him the same rights as a child, to presume he is innocent. I know, from the selfish view of a child, it is smart of him to remain in power even though it hurts the state. He could use the office of governor in someway, whatever. But, how the hell am I part of a lynch mob? Is it a smart thing to turn on the people of IL when you're facing impeachment?

Office Hours~
I've been working for our company for 10 years. I'm not sure how long you have, but when I was transferred into your division it seemed like you were on a first name basis with everyone from the President to the maintenance guys. I was intrigued by your presence...your sense of self that immediately came across when Jim introduced you to me. "Mike," he said. "This is Donna. She's in charge of building operations." You smiled and tilted your head that way that drives men wild and shook my hand. Yours was soft but your grip was firm. Your eyes captured mine and I looked deep and knew I had to have you. But you weren't going to make it easy. Over the next few weeks I settle into my new responsibilities and more importantly always found excuses to walk by your desk and say hi. You always smile and acknowledge my greeting but you wouldn't take my invitations for small talk. I could see you want to but I could tell you were waiting for something. Finally out of frustration I stomp u

Officers
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Officer Harrassment And Civilright Violations
On Saturday Oct 7th at 11:00pm to 1:30ish on stand off with 15 offericers carrying M-16s and police dogs. The Situation begins while I was sleeping I woke uo to police surrounding my aunt and uncle that I help take care of as both are very sick and uncle is not looking to last much longer. Anyway my uncle shot three round from a pilot gun into the side of sheild to scare stupid as cats of the property because we own wolfs. Anyways this drug dealer setting down at the end of our drive thought some how 30 rounds of shout guns went off at her which was not the case. This lady called and stated we had high power guns which we aren't even carrying. Next thing I hear is offers surrounding our house and using blow horn for my uncle and myself to come out with hand up. Get this my uncle was little over 200lbs just about a year ago and now weighs less tahn 135 lbs. He was sick on the toilet and can barely move around because of having a broken back a while back. I had to help in out of the ho

Official
Hello cowgirl in the sand Is this place at your command Can I stay here for a while Can I see your sweet sweet smile Old enough now to change your name When so many love you is it the same? It's the woman in you that makes you want to play this game. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2griwId2CY

Officer
You used me for good. To protect and serve! To lay down the law and hold all that’s true. You loved me to the fullest. I could see this right away! You Oiled and cleaned me almost every day! To the range we would go. And boy did we put on a show! As a team we couldn’t be beat! Bull’s-eye, Bull’s-eye, bull’s-eye! We would laugh in the eye of defeat! A great team us two! Protection this is my function simple and true. I had your back! I loved you! What you used me for was to never be. Simply put, you abused me. You made me doing something I never thought I could do; you made me put a hole in you. rip-ger I look for you and you are no where to be found. I listen for your laugh but there is no sound I long for your embrace but will never feel it again I will never get lost in your eyes again or feel your sweet breath on my neck what I am left with will not do when I am left with everything, but you Your memory haunts me pain

Off Line For A Few Days
Will be back online fully Feb 1st, i sucks not having internet, but I have this sucky wireless connection, miss you all so much kisses, Hi it snowed today alot packign up and movig tomorrow so I may be off line for a few days, but not to worry I will be back and hope to find lots of sexy comments and friends request!!! Kisses I will miss you. Alyse

Offline
I gotta get rid of my internet for a while, at least until i can get a better paying job. just got a new car and that has priority over internet. I will try to check my stuff as often as possible, but im not sure how often. I hate doin it, but i promised i would get rid of it if a new car was got. I got much love for all my fellow cherrys, and ill see you on the flip side!!

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Gig review. Toots and the Maytals. Carling Academy Liverpool. 25 July. 2007 “Toots”is a rare breed. A true living legend. One of the greatest innovators of reggae….. so much so that "Do the Reggay," a 1968 single by Toots and the Maytals, is credited with giving the genre its name. His songs have been covered by (amongst others) other heroes of mine, Clash and the Specials. …and here he was, as I live and breath (in my first smokeless gig) In Liverpool! I go to the gig in charming company..friends old and new. Good start. A few bevies in the the Head of steam bar and in we go. More good news, the venue is already more than half full for the excellent support band, local upcoming Ska-cers (Scousers/Ska-cers) The STOPOUTS. Full of energy mixing a little punk in with the bouncing basslines, The Stopouts put on a brilliant show, pleasing the army of young fans and hopefully gaining a new fanbase from the delightful mix of ages and genres. They do a swift 30 minute set full of ska/

Offline
To all my friends, I’m writing this to let everyone know that after September 20th, I will be Offline and homeless. I don’t know how long it will be before I’m back online, but I will periodically be checking my email and when I am back, I’m sure you will ALL know it! (Lol) Thank you all for being my friend and for some, a great source of support for me. I shall miss you and be thinking about you. For those who may not know, here’s what has happened in a nut shell, My husband left me and moved in with another woman, he left me no money, no food and no transportation, he was gracious enough though, to leave me with an eviction. Things all happen for a reason and this is no different, who knows, it may be a blessing in disguise! I’ll see and talk to you when I return. Lovingly Your Friend Angel

Off Line For A Few Months
Hey all just to say that sorry I haven't been on in a few days but internet has been switched off at home so using a friends comp at min only on to say that due to finacial problems I will most likely be away for a few months. I hope that I can get sorted and be back on in the new year. Love to you all and sorry mum love and miss you loads xxxxxxxx

Off Line
Just wanted you all to know i'm gonna be offline for a short time in the middle of moving and settling in will be back soon and will be checking my fubar from the library for a few days have a blast and don't think i have givin up on fubar. miss ya babe talk to you soon

Off Line
Just want everyone to know i am going to be off line for a while someone had broken in to my apartpemt when i was at work and stole my computer and everything...going to take me a lil while to get things back together and i will be moving here soon i hope take care and laters.... Satondra

Offline
Sorry everyone about not being able to get to you all for so long... we are offline at the moment and do not know when we will be able to get internet back... money has been tight since i lost my job back last june from a place that was making us the money... i am getting ready to go sell cell phones for a company this wednesday and hopefully we will be able to get things paid off and get ourselves back up and running soon... miss everyone!!!!

Off Line .
Wanted to take a chance and say hi to everyone . I'm sorry I have not been around much lately. Just having $$ problems and can only get online here and there . I'm doing ok . I do miss everyone. I will try to get back as soon as possible . Thank you to everyone that has not forgotten about me . Have a great weekend and please take care. Thanks again, Tom

Off Line
going offline as of the 1st week in dec. not sure how long it will be before i can afford to have internet again.. anyone that wants to keep in touch with me can call me, will always have cell phone, 207-659-0062... will miss talking with everyone, love my fu friends...have met some great people, love you all...beth

Offline
Just wanted to say that I am not likely to be online here much for a while. Been sick off and on for a long time and doesn't look like I'll be getting better for a long time either. So, love all of you and hope things are going GREAT! take care. xoxoxo, skl

Offline
Starting no later than the 12th I will be online only on Friday night. Sat, Sun and briefly Mondays. This will last for at least a couple months. My bills are piling up and I have to focus on getting on my feet and getting my divorce done. Rent to own pc's just dont fit into this budget. I will check my email as often as work permits. message me for my cell

Off Limits
Just when you think you've seen it all, yet another inbred, sister fucking pedofile rears his ugly head... Someone actually believes it's ok to approach people on here and tell (in great detail) how they'd love to get hold of their children AND them at the same time.. Reported, blocked, and if they weren't across the ocean I'd LOVE nothing more than to castrate the mother fucker with a spork and let him choke on his own testicles... Here's to hoping for the opportunity... Due to this all pictures with my children and other family members will be moved to a folder accessible only to family members..

Off My
Yesterday I read, voted and commented on a MUMM from some asshole that has no respect for our military and what they do. Let me just say this; If you don't like it here and you don't support our men and women of the Armed Forces then I'll help you pack your shit and get the F out. But, everyone has a right to their opinons. I fought for that freedoms as well as those before and those that will follow me. This person was speaking about the war in Irag. No, I don't like that our men and women are over there any more than any other person does. But they choose to do this job, when you wouldn't. Let me just add this, would you rather be fighting the insurgants on US soil instead??.....I DIDN'T FU-KING THINK SO.... I am a veteran of the US Army, I am the daughter of a US Navy Verteran, the Granddaughter of a Veteran of the US Coast Guard, the widow of a US Army Veteran, and MOST PROUD MOTHER OF A US ARMY SOLDIER in todays fighting team of men and women. We as AMERICANS have God tha

Off My Brain....
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog&Mytoken=54BB2BE3-CFCE-4925-9BAF70F24990754821269558 use this link to go str8 to my MYSPACE blog page and read all my wonderfull poems and stuff that happend to me so far... i thot i was in for a deep caring position... to my suprize i was turned down the feeling hurts and the pain subsides in the sponge of ur absence making me feel worser then i did b for. yeah there is a big hole in my chest there was something there but icant remember what it was then you stand at the corner of every corner holding what i had that was mine but now is yours for the time... it beats its red and i need it back so i can get it taken from me again...