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I THINK THAT THESE PICS OF MINE THAT ARE BEING LABLED NSFW ARE TOTTALLY BULLSHIT!!!!!!!! CAN I GET YOUR HONEST OPINION PPL PLZ!!!
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Why the fuck are you on the internet @ work instead of doing your damn job! no wonder the economy is fucked.
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First off!!!!!!, I wish to thank anyone who has bought me a drink. I'll try to return the favor. But, in reality (yes I know that isn't here) I hate JD, and Bud! And I would even care that they are bought for me here, but I found out that they have Guiness, and Jaymze (pernounced James, refering to Jameson Irish Nector), two of my favorite drinks. I prefer ale to Guiness, but Jaymze (Oh, when you know as well as I do, you can call him that) and I go back! So if y'all wouldn't mind, I'd rather you bought those for me. I'll be doing the same in return, thanks! OK, I do dig nudes, and if you have them cool. But if you don't, and we're on eachothers friends list, TALK TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm a guy, so yeah, if you're naked, I don't really care if you talk to me. It would be cool though. However, I'm not a typical guy, so you don't have to be naked to get my attention. I like conversations too. So please, if you are going to friend me, talk to me too.
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Today (last night) Someone reported me to fubar support for having an unflagged nsfw photo and it was flagged and i was given a warning about this. I know who the person is and I feel that I should have been private messaged about this first. If not then you are NOT my friend. Why be a hater. Get a life! I want no drama and no haters. Jealously and Hate are sicknesses and I dont want a part of it. I have asked for clear definition on what nsfw is because I sure do see alot of it and its on default pictures. I dont need deleted over some idiot! NO DRAMA PLEASE Please help me out with defining what is nsfw. I thought that if a picture is covered by paint and you could not see skin is was not nsfw but having "skin" hang out of bikinis is fine for defaults ??? Im carefully going to go through my pictures but if you feel something i do is inappropriate be a friend and let me know and it will be flagged and/or removed. Due to this the following rules are now in plac
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I really hate to do this, but you have left me NO choice.... ~~**ALL NSFW PICS WILL BE LOCKED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE**~~ It seems that nobody cares about anything but NSFW pics, so until I start seeing ratings on things that MATTER, all of my NSFW pics will be inaccessable. DO NOT ask me to unlock them...if you want them unlocked, rate something else. There's more to me than tits and ass I'm proud of my body, that's why I have NSFW pics To those of you that HAVE rated my SFW pics, thank you. To those that haven't, you have some work to do.
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okay so this is pretty much a rant about a couple of different things... 1)what the hell is the point of females putting NSFW pics that say either "do not ask to see" if you dont want guys to ask, dont put those kinds of pics up! 2)telling guys if they wanna see your pics they have to buy you either a vip membership, or blasts. I know personally I will never use my own money to buy something of that sort. It's kinda like paying for sex. and if you guys pay for that, than that is pretty sad... 3)i am probably one of the only ppl who reads the "about me" part of a user's page and when you say you like to talk to and meet new ppl and then i send you a message in either your shout box or send you a message via your mail box, and you don't respond what is the point of saying that shit in your profile... sorry for the rant these things have just been bugging me for a while so i thought that i would finally say something about it...
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BEER'10. BAG OF WEED'20. CONDOMS '2.75. FINDIN OUT SHE SWALLOWS & HAS NO GAG REFLEX PRICELESS! FUCK MASTERCARD IT PAYS TO DISCOVER WHICH IS BETTER-THE BEST ENGINE IN THE WORLD IS A PUSSY. TAKES ANY SIZE, SELF LUBRICATES, STARTS WITH ONE FINGER, AND DOES IT'S OWN OIL CHANGE EVERY FOUR WEEKS OR CHINESE MAN CALLS HIS BOSS, ME NO WORK ME SICK. BOSS SAYS WHEN I'M SICK I FUCK MY WIFE, TRY DAT.2 HOURS LATER MAN RINGS BACK. ME BETTER!U GOT NICE HOUSE.
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Office Shop aka 'fubar shop' One of your photos has been marked as NSFW (Not Safe For Work). Please make sure ALL your NSFW photos are flagged as NSFW and placed in an NSFW album. Your photo was marked NSFW because it was either offensive or NSFW in nature. Also, your primary photo and all your background photos may not be NSFW photos. NSFW CONTENT IS NOT ALLOWED in the public areas of the CT. You can define a new primary photo and background photos by clicking on images link. Continued violation of 'fubar' policy, will result in your account being deleted without warning. Click here for reported image. i have left open my default pics and one folder of pics fubar says are not safe for work please comments there and here as to your thoughts on fubar being a little analretentive about what adults can view
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More Comments at pYzam.com More Free Graphics at pYzam.com OK, now really...do you think I'm actually gonna let you see my NSFW folder if you give me no rates, fans, etc. Come on Do I look like an idiot. I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine. You gotta do something for me first. If you don't wanna see it that bad, then don't ask. Come on that's why it says adults only...if you can't figure the above out, than take a cold shower!!!
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Let me know what you consider NSFW.. Im just corious now.... roflmao
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Yes I have NSFW pics, I will repeat it again this does not make me a slut, I don't want to suck you off, do you or hear what you want to do to me ok! These pics are for me to show the beauty of the female body, they are my art! New Rules 1. If I see that you are only rating them I block you. 2. If you are leaving really nasty comments I will block you. 3. If you ask to see me on cam or to send you "pussy shots" I will block you. 4. I will start a file with the offenders and make sure I post your picture for everyone to see, that way we all know who not to add. If that seems harsh then get off my page. I will make sure my friends know who are the offenders ok. Thanks again OzzyFreak The Goth EMT
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So where Can I get "morph" pics? ok so what the heck does NSFW mean???? and where can i get some lol???? Sorry Im just a little new to Fubar... so does someone wanna help me out...please????!!!! thanks
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WTF IS EVERY ONE SO PISSED OFF THEY HAVE TO REPORT EVERY DANG PICTURE I PUT UP , NOW MOST OF MY PIC'S ARE NOT AND I REPEAT ARE NOT NSFW!!!! GET OVER IT AND GET OVER YOURSELVE'S. WHAT'S WRONG WITH SHOWING ALITTLE SKIN? ATLEAST IM NOT SHOWING MY TIT'S,OR MY SNATCH, THAT I COULD UNDERSTAND BUT DAMN GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT THESE PICTURES OF MINE I DON'T GO AROUND REPORTING ALOT OF PICTURES THAT PEOPLE POST, BUT I WILL NOW
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Found this on another site! the guy messaged me.. (no i am not interested!) Could this even b POSSIBLE? lol
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ok yall, the NSFW auction is now open. please click the pic below and place your bids as well as see what i am offering!!!!! you have to add the host to bid, so here is their profile NYHA **Mari's Fu~Wife**@ fubar ok yall, i am in another auction, this one being a NSFW auction. Click on my pic below to go see what i offer and also place a bid. i hope to see the bids roll in lol.
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GROW UP if you dont like what it says leave the page. If it offends you that is your problem NOT mine as its like this I have the 1st amendment behind me FREEDOM OF SPEECH. I am not one of this fu ho's (oops are you going to mark that NSFW also) that are half naked on this site or showing everythin for something. so what I put a couple of pics that have a couple of comments on it cuz that is the way I feel and so dont say anything to people. I dont bug anyone here if anything I help anyone. So its like this if you dont like my stuff on my page remove yourself from my friends list or be ADULT enough to come to me and say you did it.
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By now you should know the rules. If you don't... Access to my NSFW pictures can be gained ONLY if I'm bought a VIP or a blast. Don't try to bargain with fubucks or fam for fam or anything like that. I don't do it. Blast or VIP that's it. And I would looove a VIP right now, if you're interested.
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so you want to view my naughty pics then ok hears the deal if you want to see my nude pics im asking for u to give me $14000 fubucs will get u a week in my family a 1 mounth vip will get u a mounth in my family $28000 fubucks dont bother with blast im not interested in them im only selling them to try and help out a few of my friends with saving for a spotlight and im trying to save for one after i help my friend out so if u can i rather have the fubucks for now if you dont have that much fubucks for one day im willing to let u view them for $2000 fubucks so come on ladies help me help my friend out im willing to work with you for you to be able to view them just send me a privet message if you want to view them and you need a better rate thank you
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Today 7 pictures were reported as NSFW content....one was the picture up now with my legs showing, the other was the animated picture of the snake and Eve, and another was the body picture of me wearing a long t-shirt and jeans (WTF), and the others were pics of me in halter or tank tops with sleeves and full coverage, but yet no actual nude pics were marked and all this after some asshole asked advice and another made a brief stop to my page...I am actually unsure of the exact person but is was odd all the pics had the same last viewer who has been deleted...So please let me know if my pictures offend because if me fully clothed is considered NSFW just imagine summertime coming up! HAHAH http://www.fubar.com/images.php?u=1150500 Ya...I think this is the one!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now this bitch tried marking me NSFW but yet has in her pics not to mark her!ROFLMAO ~ღ¤H¡Ṥ ßÊåµTîFµ£ ÅηgєL Fubar Girlfriend To Wasted™¤ღ~http://www.fubar.com/user/1480487
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well, i am going to say this one time and one time only... if anyone marks another one of my pics nsfw i will delete my profile... i have my pics for my friends only and i thought's that's what they were, friends... i wouldn't go to your page and mark one of your pics, so why should one of you get away with it either??? geeeeeeeeeez s
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Yes, I have a few. No, I don't post them here. But, I'm not opposed to showing them. And I will never push them on anyone by saying, "Rate my NSFW's". I'm sure if someone wants to see my dick, they'll ask ME... not the other way around. If you want to see them: A) you must be a friend B) you must be female and C) you must fubar mail or shoutbox me. I keep them in my personal e-mail folder and will have to e-mail them to you if you're okay with that... which means, I'd need your e-mail address. Okay? Good.
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We are laying on the couch watching a movie. You are laying behind me with ur arms around me. I can feel your hard manhood against my bottom as I move closer into you. Your fingers trace lines across my stomach sending chills through out my body.My hand is caressing your manhood through your pants.You continue your search of my body going up to find my bare breast tracing circles around my nipples teasing as my core grows moist. You continue to caress and tease my nipples twith light flicks and pulls from your fingers. A slight moan escapes my lips. I turn to face you placing a kiss on ur lips. You return my kiss as our hands roam each others bodies exploring. Our kiss deepens but still remains passionate. You pick me up and carry me to your bedroom,where you set me on my feet at the foot of the bed removing my clothes and treading kisses down my body as my clothes fall away to the floor. I stop you as your fingers slide under my panties at my hips for removal.I brush a kiss lightly
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Ok to all of you Fubar Narks....Do you report NSFW pics because you are ugly and are jealous of the people who are good looking and can? Or is it just because you are fucking PRUDE ASS BITCHES????? A wet white tshirt that you can barely see through is NSFW??? Now that is just fucking gay! Should we go around and report all the ugly ass people, which whoever reported me, Im sure you are one of them?! Get over it and get a fuckin life! If I want people to see my tits, OMG the world is going to come to an end because of it, that is MY FUCKIN PEROGITIVE!! YOU PEOPLE NEED TO GET A FUCKING LIFE!!!!!!!!!
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Everybody asks about my fam pics so I'm saving them for my girls for now unless you are a good friend. If your a girl just ask and men please buy me a blast,vip or bling pack for fam pics.
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SOOOOOO... you wanna see my NSFW pics? Well its gonna cost ya! Thanks to my webmaster Sexi Lexi, Ive decided to do what she does and make u pay for what u want! My naughtyness comes at a price.. For a month on my NSFW pics, it will cost 250,000 FB, or if u buy me a blast, the length of the blast will be the length of the time in my family, buy me a VIP, then the length of the VIP is the length u stay on.. catchin on?? Bling PACKAGE (not giving me a bling) will be a month! Other prices can be worked out! MUCH LUV!!
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good lord i just had someone report a pic ive had on my profile for mnths....it wasnt till i put it as a "primary" pic that it got reported for being nsfw...and thereis nothing dirty bout it...no naked boday parts or anything like that....my pic gets reported but some fat ass half naked bitch gets for fat ass in a blast that we all gotta be horrified over...wtf is with that bullshit?...thats some fucked up shit....its just simple fucking bullshit bc i gotta look at ppl who are half naked in pics scrolling across my screen...and inm blasts but i cant have one one pic...and it isnt even of me....thats just rediculous...
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No sooner did post a couple pics that, I did not think would conciderd to be NSFW. So I decided to say F--- it and open my NSFE files for you all. Enjoy Love Raylene
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While driving on a street in Fort Worth I am pulled over. The officer steps out of his vehicle and slowly approaches my car with his flashlight The officer asks for my license and insurance and I say, “What’s the problem officer? “ He responds, “Miss Do you know you were going 50 in a 30?” I smile and hand him only my license “yes” He looked directly at me with that response and said, “So you were aware you were speeding? Can I have you insurance card?” “Officer, I’m sorry I fail to have my card with me what will you do with me now?” and I wink at him as he looks at my license. “Just a moment” he walks to his cruiser for a bit and then comes back to the car “Miss you need to step out of the car.” Please step behind the vehicle lean on it forward with your hands on it and spread your legs. I asked, “Am I being arrested?” He replied, “You are being detained” As I leaned over my car with my legs spread and my ass out, he began at my ankles slowly moving up my legs
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"!!NAUGHTY APPLICATION !!! Your Name: Age: Location: 1.Favorite position: 2.Do you think I'm cute?. 3.Would you have sex with me? 4.lights on or off? 5.Would you have to be drunk? 6. Would you take a shower with me? 7.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 8.Would you leave after or stay the night? 9.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 10.Condom or skin? 11.Have sex on the first date? 12.Would you kiss me during sex 13.Do you think I would be good in bed /? 14.Would you use me as a booty call? 15.Can I use you as a booty call? 16.Can we take pictures of the act? 17.How long would we have sex? 18.Would you tell your friends about me? 19.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 20. Will you fill this out & send it back to me?" Also < IF YOU HAD ME ALONE, LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR A WEEK & I HAD TO DO WHAT EVER YOU WANTED ME TO DO, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET
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I have come to the conclusion that most women don't care to see nude men the same as we like to see nude women... I only allow Fubar Family access to view them but yet no one does. So should I just remove them completely?
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ok guys im sorry but i gotta raise the price a lil as u all know i am trying to get spotlight and its gettin expensive so i gotta raise my price a lil...so if u wanna see my nsfw pics i am asking for 50,000 fubucks to see them...im sure some of u read this before and saw it was cheaper but i am trying to get spotlight and its taking to long by charging so lil to see my pics...so again its 50,000,of course more is appreciated but not necessary...love all u guys and thank you for the help,i apprecaite it. ok so heres a lil more added to this.....if u donate more then the 50k i am asking i will also make u a salute....i dont mean donate 55k and i will make u salute...make it a reasonable amount and u will get a nice salute from me.
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Now I want to start off by saying that this whole nsfw category has gotten blown way out of proportion by the bouncers. I have seen them mark kitten pics nsfw and threaten to delete a user's account just because the word pussy was on there somewhere. That being said I did, however, want address some of you gals posting true nsfw pics. While I am dearly grateful for all the countless "entertaining" artistic expressions one can browse on here, what the hell is this hypocritical B.S. where you post nudes in you folders but tell guys not to flirt in your "about me" section? I mean come on, talk about mixed signals! While I admire a gal who has the balls to post a pic of a glass dildo up her hooha to the entire web, one has to ask the question, where the hell did morality and etiquette come into play? You basically issue an all-call to the pervs, (my peeps btw), and all the other horny little typists out there wishing their monitors had a built-in scratch and sniff! While I am on the
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Now you tell me how in the hell this can be nsfw!! The nsfw was lifted, and now its back on!!! WTF????????????????? CAN ANYONE HELP ME WITH THIS????????????? SHOW ME WHERE THE HELL IT IS NSFW????? SINCE WHEN DID X-RAYS BECOME NSFW. Instead of flagging stupid shit, where are the bouncers to get them 13-17 year old kids on here? Ive had that pic up on myspace before and NOT once was there ever a ban on it!! UGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! opps i better mark this nsfw as well.......... Go ahead look at the link and tell me where its nsfw??????????????????????/ http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=209304&albumid=0&i=477466134
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One of your photos has been marked as NSFW (Not Safe For Work). Please make sure ALL your NSFW photos are flagged as NSFW and placed in an NSFW album. Your photo was marked NSFW because it was either offensive or NSFW in nature. Also, your primary photo and all your background photos may not be NSFW photos. NSFW CONTENT IS NOT ALLOWED in the public areas of the CT. You can define a new primary photo and background photos by clicking on images link. Continued violation of 'fubar' policy, will result in your account being deleted without warning. This Photo here not NSFW According to a 5 yr.Old This 1 here a Drawing I guess it is According to many Ignorant Assholes of this Fucked up Society called Fubar. Vampire there are Whore's on here that show more than this. This Photo here I have had for 6 months finally NSFW it now Fucking Bullshit I guess this 1 is. Butterfy Porn Here Vampire Corpse no NSFW here That piece of shit in fubar shop
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ALL NSFW ASSHOLES SUCK & SHOULD BE PUT UP AGAINST A WALL AND SHOT!!!
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Glistening bodies entwined in an ageless erotic dance, seeking pleasures from each other, seeking wonder and romance. She touches his face with tenderness. He draws her body near. Aching, needing hunger will make their destiny clear. Their lips meet in soft kisses, their tongues begin passion's war. Forgotten now, the outside world. All is here, behind this door. He strokes her body tenderly, she arches up for his caress. He finds her silken portal and her womanly wetness. She moans in fiery desire and pulls his hand away, wishing to end this exquisite torture and get on with passion's play. She straddles his waiting body, eases him into her feminine hollow. She leads him on a rhythmic dance, his thrusting hips must follow. She rides him faster, even then, to hear his wondrous sighs. She shows him all the delights she has between her womanly thighs. They stare into each other's eyes and gasp as ecstasy unreels, and tangles them in a lover's knot that e
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OK HERE ARE SUM UPDATES.. OK.. AS U ALL CAN SEE I HAVE TOOKEN SUM OF MY NSFW PICS OFF.. THE REASON IS BECAUSE... I HAVE MY OWN WEBSITE. AND MOST OF THEM ARE ON THERE.. ON THIS WEBSITE.. THERE WILL BE PICS AND ME CAMIN TWICE A WEEK.. SO PLEASE DO ME A FAVOR.. PLZ COME BY AND SURPPORT ME.. THE MEMBER SHIP IS 19.50.. AND TRUST ME U WONT BE DISSAPPONTED.. MUAH.. OK TO ALL MY SEXY FRIENDS OUT THERE.. I HAVE 2 SPACES LET IN MY FAMILY. IF U WANT TO BE IN THE 2 SPACES.. FIRST U CAN.. RATE AND COMMENT ALL MY SFW PICS. AND 1. GET MY ANY BLING AND THAT = U IN FAMILY FOR 2 HRS... OR 2. GET MY A AUTO 11 AND THAT WILL LET U BE IN FAMILY PERMIT.. I DO UPDATE MY NSFW EVERY WK.. AND TRUST ME THEY ARE HOT SEXY PICS.. 1. U GOT TO GIVE SUMTHING.. EITHER IT WILL BE FU BUCKS OR BLING PK. OR AUTO 11 BLING. 2. BUT IN ORDER TO SAY PERMENT.. IN MY FAMILY U GOT TO COME VISIT THEM ONCE A WEEK. IF NOT. U WILL BE OUT.. OK 3. I WILL OPEN UP FAMILY WHEN I WANT TO.. *************TH
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come rate my new pics auction how much would you pay for a private web cam show would love to start showing my naked pics would u like to see them al u have to od is buy me a blast>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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OK, I HAVE RECENTLY HAD QUITE A FEW GUYS MAKE ME DECIDE TO HAVE MY PRIVATE PICS FOR MYSELF ONLY. THE REASON FOR THIS IS BECAUSE 1. THERE WAS NO RESPECT, 2. THE ONLY REASON THEY WANTED TO BE FRIENDS AND/OR EVEN RATE MY NON NSFW PHOTO'S WAS TO BE IN THE FAMILY AND HAVE ACCESS TO MY NSFW PHOTO'S. NOW THERE ARE SOME OUT THERE WHO ARE NOT OR WAS NOT LIKE THIS AND TO YOU, I APOLOGIZE FOR HAVING TO LOCK THEM UP, BUT YOU CAN THANK THE OTHER MEN ON HERE WHO HAVE MADE THIS HAPPEN! IF YOU WANT TO BE MY FRIEND, THEN BE MY FRIEND. IF YOU WANT TO ONLY SEE MY BOOBS, MOVE ON. I WILL DECIDE WHEN I OPEN OR IF I OPEN MY NSFW PHOTO'S UP. HELL I MAY EVEN TAKE THEM ALL DOWN! IF MY OTHER PHOTO'S AREN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU TO LOOK AT THEN, GO LOOK AT SOMEONE ELSE'S PAGE! SORRY TO BE SO BLUNT, BUT IT'S THE ONLY WAY I KNOW HOW TO PUT IT! THANKS, DEE JUST LETTING EVERYONE KNOW, I NO LONGER HAVE ANY NSFW PHOTO'S! IF YOU WANT TO BE MY FRIEND, BE MY FRIEND! IF YOU DON'T, TURN AROUND
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So this is apparently an "adult" site yet people cry like little babies when there is a cuss word in a picture and they report the photo... or someone doesnt like the topic of your MUMM and they report that too...honestly when did people on this site turn into little brats who run and tell mommy and daddy when you say a bad word. if you have a problem with NSFW content, go play in traffic...you shouldnt be on this site anyway and it seems like the rules are al subjective. some people can post anything they want and be mostly naked (not that im complaining lol) and not get a single thing called out. but you get one little goody goody whos trying to make the world a better place and all of a sudden something that says "hell" isnt safe for work...is hell even a cuss word anymore?! come on people. i can understand making naked pictures or somethings that can be marked as offensive to some (and i know then comes the arguement of where is the line drawn) but seriously, why are pe
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I dont get why people put up NSFW pics and then get mad when someone wants to see them. Now i get the fact that you dont want that to be the only pics u have commented on or rated, but your the one that put them there in the first place, so why be mad?
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I must have your attention, so if your looking here you must want access to my NSFW pics, well you need to either buy me a VIP, fubling pack, or blast to get into my family. How long your family status lasts will be discussed with me before you make your purchase! If you would like to have a lifetime of seeing my pics, as I will be adding more as I take them, buy me a Happy Hour... Please message me before you buy anything though, as I may have you give the gift to one of my many closest friends. Lemme tell ya... IM WORTH IT! xoxox Inked
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i just put some pics up if anyone wants to take a look. not sure how long they will be up for
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OK, I feel like an idiot for doing this. One of my friends here suggested I post a kinky story I wrote as a "kinky-turn-on laugh" online (you know who you are). Here goes....rate it if it's any good. She thought I could make money from writing them...LOL, not sure about that!!! (Names have been changed to protect the innocent, content very NSFW so don't read if you are easily offended) --------- You are busy working in your office, and sense someone behind you. Quickly you try to hide your window, but too late. Still on the screen is a picture of a naked guy and girl having sex. "Jane" he says..."what are you doing"? "Come and see me in my office right away". You swallow hard...Steve, is your boss and you know full-well that people in this company have been fired for smaller things than this. Slowly, nervously, you come into Steve's office. "Sit down Jane" Steve says. Slowly you sit down, the feeling of the leather on your thigh sends a pleasant shiver up your spine. S
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Some people are so pathic!!! Again my default pic was reported by some fucking moron. I have moved the pic to my NSFW folder. It's a pic of me in a mesh like black top, but my hands are covering my tits! I mean, if Myspace allowed it, what the fuck is the problem?? NOTHING is showing! NOTHING! Why the fuck are you even on this site if all you do is bitch and whine that something is NSFW! News flash limp dick, this whole fucking site is NSFW. Do us all a favor and get a life and get the fuck off here. I mean honestly, this is an adult site. I don't feel that any pics should be labeled NSFW b/c this is an ADULT site! Get over it, get over yourself, and get the fuck out!!!! Oh, and just so you won't be "offended" I did mark this NSFW, just for your dumb ass!
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I will share pics only if you have some to share back Fubucks also work feeling frisky anyone want to play????
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n.s.f.w. Mean's no nudety, no cussing word's, and drug's/gange's or subjective in nature. If A picture has nune of the above then why shuld it be allowed to be marked as such! IF YOU AGREE WITH ME LET ME KNOW! And we will see what can be dune about it!
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All you need to do is send me a PP of what your gift was after getting me 10,000 fupoints. I am looking for a HH, blast, or a VIP. Who wants to help a girl out? Please give me comments I love them.
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Please add me as your friend / Fan, rate all my pics and stash and send me an Msg when you are done and I will add you to the pics. Thank you
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Hello everyone, I have a treat for you. If you leave 100 comments in the contest pic below I will let you see my NSFW pics plus I will give you a one bling credit, for the comments. So come and help out, PS I will be watching to see. leave me love, Wicked
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Hi! Well if your reading this then that means your interested in seeing my pics. Well I have alot more pics that I want to put up but I need a VIP to add them all. So I will make ANYONE a deal. You get me a VIP and you will be in my fam FOREVER with access to any and every pic of me. Again, 1 month VIP and your in my fam for life! Note: If you harass me, stalk me, threaten me, or anything of the sort, then you will be kicked from my fam. Other than that there will be NO way that I will drop you from my fam. So let me know what you think! Becky!
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It's been interesting and firstly i have to say ty to all the sweet and lovely comments left. I have my own reasons as to why i chose to post mine as many others have their reasons but to have one person try to own me and lay a guilt trip on me is OUT of the ordinary to do so, and im not owned by anyone nor do i have to answer to anyone on here.Im me im single and what cracks me up is this very person may not post his own nsfw pics but has numerous women that drool over him in other ways. Ok point of the blog is DON'T judge me by what i do it's my life whether it be right or wrong for me to post them it's not yours to pass that kind of judgment on. Im a fun loving person and i dont cause anyone harm we are all adults on here and as i take the risk of my pics being copied so have you copied them im sure before today all i say in life is so simple is love me for who i am NOT what you expect or wish me to be. P.S i thought we were adults here on an adult site correct me if im wrong an
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my nsfw are for fam only you want in let me know i have something for you its delicious and nutritious and tastes just like chicken, wanna know what it is? .... my cock, the other white meat.
Nsfw Pics
just wanderin the opinion of others...should i create more nfsw pics? and if so does anyone have any ideas? cuz guys arent exactly like girls....girls have thousands of ways at lookin hot in pics but i cant imagine what i could do for pics....
Nsfw Auction
i am in a naughty auction click the pic below to see what i'm offering ::) HAPPY BIDDING!!!
Nsfw Pics
I have put up some new photos of myself...and if i get a vip or a blast or blingpacks or HH i will open them up for ya its the only way to see....
Nsfw Stash
(The video is here.) Find out where I've journeyedon the Map of Human Sexuality!Or get your own here!
Nsfw Pic's
Okay Ladies if you want access its free Just ask. lol! Guys if you want access You gotta pay. Buy me something from bling's, bling packs, blasts, happy hours, VIP's ect; If it costs money you'll get full access!
Nsfw Pics?
Well, first of all, thought I am not really new to computers by any means, I have never done a blog before. I hope I can figure it out later. But I am still waiting to see what people think about some NSFW pictures of myself. i am not shy, so I have no problems taking them or posting them. However, I must warn you all, some of you may be scared, some may cry, some may die laughing, and yes even a few my sit and say, "it looks like a penis only smaller....a lot smaller." But truthfully, most of you will be extremely turned on. Ladies only I hope, I don't swing both ways. So anyways, I will leave this up for a few days till I am off again, which will be Thursday and see how many response I get. If I do it, I will update the Blog with them being posted, and then they will only be available for a couple days before being locked away forever. Let me know what you think.
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In my "all me" album is a picture of me wearing a pair of Tweety pants and some crazy a$$hole marked it as a NSFW. Well I need your opinion is it really or is somebody just haten on me!
Nsfw Pics
Okay, things have changed. My NSFW pics will not be accessible even by my family although they are closer to viewing. The only way to family is to show commitment to Fubar, have a salute, and is willing on rating 10 or 11 everytime you enter my page. If you want to view these picsyou have to either get me either a bling pack, Happy Hour, or Auto 11's. Feel free to comment.
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My NSFW pics can be viewed but you have to help me out, Bling paks, VIP, or Blast please. More pics to come. I am trying to level up but being nice and leaving my pics veiwable by public hasn't worked so I had to resort to this. So help a fello fu friend out, show me some luv and I will gladly grant u the pleasure of seeing my pics, Thank You I have had several messages left for me, judging me for having NSFW pics, well to those who have left these messages I am going to continue to post NSFW pics( my art) so I would appreciate it if you would just leave my page alone I do not go on yours and judge you! For those of you that read this I would like to know your views on this, porn or art? I think of the adult human body as art and can appreciate anyone that isn't ashamed of there body ( male or female) The human mind sends signals to the rest of your body creating arousal, this is only triggered by the vision of beauty (art) So you that have judged me please leave that to me creater
Nsfw Pics
Anyone on my friends list that requires something bought for them in order to see their NSFW pics will be deleted. Thats just gay so no offense just hiow I feel
Nsfw Pics *-.read.-*
Okay Im guessing the only way I can get an Auto 11 Bling is to do what I just did. I've recently added new NSFW pics to my profile in the "u wish" album which is only viewable my ME! If you'd like to view them here's 2 things that will get u in ;) ( You Must Give 1 Of The Following ) ---------------- *AUTO 11 Bling *Happy Hour *VIP/Blast *Ticker *100,000 Fubucks --------------- Well not to sure on what else to say. I'll be adding more soon.
Nsfw. You've Been Warned
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Some clown comes into my photos today after this pic has been in my folder for almost a month now and the bouncers never marked it as NSFW but some wanker decides "oh lets have a report day on pics" and what do ya know BINGO the bouncers are up me ass and therefore send me the lovely message One of your photos has been marked as NSFW (Not Safe For Work). Please make sure ALL your NSFW photos are flagged as NSFW and placed in an NSFW album. Your photo was marked NSFW because it was either offensive or NSFW in nature. Also, your primary photo and all your background photos may not be NSFW photos. NSFW CONTENT IS NOT ALLOWED in the public areas of fubar. You can define a new primary photo and background photos by clicking on images link. Continued violation of 'fubar' policy, will result in your account being deleted without warning. Click here for reported image. WTF is up with some ppl are ya jealous of the person or the persons pic at the time ya viewed and reported? get a go
Nsfw Story
I am craving shower pleasure with you, multiple shower heads make water cascade from our bodies, our tongues mesh probing deeply and hungrily as we press our bodies together and your smooth skin rubs against mine, your nipples hard with excitement and my swollen lid is pressing against your belly, I lower myself as I am probing your wet pussy lips and I kneel down and you drape one leg over my shoulder as I hungrily bury my face into your wet spread lips, nibbling teasing with my tongue, my teeth and lips cradling your buttocks with my hands and pressing a finger against your rosebud teasing it. I can feel you getting closer as you press harder on to my face, your hands on my head I can now feel your first orgasm, you make such luscious noises when you come, now it is your turn as you lower yourself and want me to stand up, you massage my scrotum and let your tonge run along the length of my shaft teasing the swollen tip and your first take in the tip as your tongue plays around the sm
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OK, I'm getting so sick and tired of all the childish, petty NSFW FLAGGERS!!!!! WOULD SOME ONE PLZ TELL ME HOW IS THIS PIC NSFW??? I FIND IT SO AMAZING HOW I KEEP GETTING pics like this or a simple wolf pic flagged yet, my master/slave folder unflagged... I am very pissed and irritated with whoever goes round doing this......this IS AN ADULT SITE, IF THEY CAN'T HANDLE IT THEN THEY SHOULD TAKE THEIR TICKLE-ME-ELMOS AND GO BACK TO THE ROMPER ROOM!!!!
Nsfw Pics
guys can be added to nsfw pics for a small donation, pm me to find out, girls as usual will get in if they have nsfw ladies will get in only if they have nsfw pics, men maybe but you'll have to balst, vip, or auto 11 me
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Nsfw Contest 12/16/08
The best NSFW salute recieved that gets the most rates/comments gets 5 request block on the next 5 shows, plus 200,000 fubux! Salutes can be sent to mackdaddyseank on YIM or mackdaddyseank@yahoo.com on MSN, or just to that email. If you send via email make sure to send a private message here to alert me so i don't miss it. Contest ends 12/19/08. All salutes must have DJ Pitbull in them.
Nsfw Guestbook
Ladies and Gentlemen Feel Free to Sign!!
Nsfw Pics
ok here it go if u like to see my nsfw pics u have buy me bling and i get pick which one and i will not go over 10 credits. u get stay in my family list. and if u donot like this i'm sorry. if do sb or message me hug n kiss (1-10 credits)
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So lots of people ask to see my NSFW pics. There is a simple way to get them. You can Buy me a blast, the longer the blast the longer you stay in the family. You can buy me a bling pack, you can buy me a Happy Hour and you are in the family for life! You can renew my VIP, or if you are a girl, just let me know you wanna see hehehe.
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NSFW only viewable if you are in my family or buy me a vip
Nsfw Pics And The Women That Have Them
I have been on fubar for a few months now and all I continue to see are women with NSFW pics asking that men spend actual cash on them to see thier pics. Since when did fubar become an escort service? I am so tired of the so called "hotties" on here asking or begging for cash to be spent on them just so you might get to see them naked. I for one WILL NOT spend real cash on any woman on this site. I believe that if you put naked pics up then you should figure that men will want to see them and should at least make it to where they can get a view if they want. I am not saying that everyone should be able to view them but damn, at least be realistic when it comes to the price you ask for. You should have a figure in fubucks to see if guys don't want to spend real cash considering the economy of the country right now. I know I will catch flack over this blog but I don't give a damn, its my opinion and I am entitled to it. If you are on my friends list and this offends you then GTFO my list
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Some F'Tard just squealed on a pic...OK, that's their opinion and I'm fine with it. The individual is obviously too uncomfortable with the sexuality of others - and themself; because a quick, repeating clip of a well-endowed, but FULLY clothed/topped girl bouncing up and down (in a teasing manner) was turned in to the Fubar NSFW Gestapo Group, who agreed with them...Again, I'm fine with it.......My issue with the whole NSFW concept can be summed up with a few questions...(1) Is there really an employer out there that wants their workforce (hourly or salaried) messing around on Fubar (or ANY other site for that matter???)...(2) If so, are things really flagged as "NSFW" so that these liberal, 'payroll-spend-aholics' might go as far as to monitor (via their IT Dep't. or standing over the surfers' shoulders) exactly WHAT on Fubar they're looking at?...In a word A-B-S-U-R-D!!!...THanks for "listening" kids!
Nsfw Pics
all you gotta do is make me able to view your private pics, sounds fair right?
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So today I added quite a few really sexy pics from my newest set and typically one asshole has to ruin it for everyone and mark them NSFW. I'm not here for points but there is seriously no reason to have pics up if you get no points for them and people are going to mark them NSFW. From now on anything that might even remotely be marked will not be added to my page. If you want to see nudes or ass shots or any of that you will have to find them on the Suicide Girl's website once my pics are up. Yeah maybe I'm being petty but they are my pictures and it's my choice....and I choose not to have them here if they are marked. I'm glad that people on an adult site can't stand to see pictures that have no nudity at all. Sorry to those who liked the pics and can't see them anymore. Maybe I will feel generous later and start an NSFW folder with these pics again but for right now I'm not just in for the games. The funniest part is some of these pictures are on my myspace page and haven't even be
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I have gone to great lengths to tell everyone i know (ADULTS) about this site. everytime i talked to someone they ask me if i have a myspace. and i proceed to tell them about FUBAR because its to me the adult version of myspace. but one thing has gotten me, the whole NSFW. no this is not a porn site and i got that, but the plain fact is this is an ADULT site. you have to sign off on the fact that your of adult age to join. so if a person feels good enough about themselves to show themselves off a bit why should another ADULT have the right to make them put their photos in a folder marked NSFW or have to make them private because it has offended someone. what exactly is offensive? i looked at some photos just a few min ago that had been reported as NSFW(offensive to someone), and nothing and i mean nothing in those photos were the least bit offensive. i worked as a restaurant mgr for 5 years in florida 10 miles from the beach and the women that came in didnt have a 1/3 of the clothing o
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A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's >> office. The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?' The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?' The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees. When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.' He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says good bye. The next week, the same couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave. Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?' The man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything. She's m
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I think its a load of crap that people can have pictures of legs on here and not get marked NSFW yet I load a tasteful one with legs and some whino marks it NSFW. If you dont like the pics then don't look at them instead of running to fubar bouncers to report peoples photos
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1uniquemale: nigg fcking chicken to call me but owell ur loss this was left in my shout box by 1uniquemale....he is not unique there ae lots of ignorant people out there............. Just please refrain from leaving messages like this in my shoutbox. Almost all of us have had pics marked NSFW or had comments marked NSFW when they weren't. Most of it done by those who are jealous or pissed off about something. There has to be a way for Fubar Bouncers and Fubar Support to know who makes the NSFW reports, that are not valid and block them. It's about time trouble makers paid the price and not the innocent.
Nsfw Pics
Ok i'm sick of being asked 20 times a day how to view my NSFW pics so i'm putting it here. if you want to see you need to pay to get in. Bling packs are always welcome Blast VIP or Happy Hour talk to me first before you buy it. i know a lot of you want to see my pics so once you buy your way in i'll try to keep you in as long as i can Ladies talk to me first and i'll give you a discount on entry to family ok at the end of today all the guys are going to be kicked out of my family to get back in you gotta buy your way back in later this weekend i'll be putting more nawties up you won't want to miss message me and we can discuss how to buy your way back in and for how long
Nsfw Pics
To have access into the family to see the nsfw pics. VIP will get you in. Longer the VIP the longer you stay in. 1 Month VIP= 1 Month access and so forth. Blasts or anything else will get you in for the same amount of length. Those wanting to see on me cam, ask how for more details by sending a pm. Will be adding more pics from time to time.
Nsfw Fubucks Deal.
so here it goes. if you want a pair of my panites from my recent pictures heres the way to go. private message me and let me know what you would trade and we'll go from there. now anyone posting a hurtful comment just because im doing this will be blocked so please be nice im doing this as a request from quite alot of you. bi bi
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I AM AUCTIONING ACCESS TO MY NSFW FOLDER. AND THE BIDDING STARTES AT 200,000 FUBUCKS
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You and a bunch of your friends from high school decide to get together and rent a beach house for a month. You pack up and fly to some exotic place to set everything up. The next day everyone starts to show up and you see her walking up the front steps. You've had the biggest crush on her since junior high. The two of you were practically inseparable all through high school. You couldn't remember but you thought she went on to become a supermodel. You duck into the kitchen before she sees you, not wanting her to read the lust in your eyes. You open the refrigerator and pull out a beer, hoping for a little courage. Your best friend comes into the kitchen sayin, "Holy shit! Did you see Kat? She looks like she stepped off the front cover of VOGUE." "Yeah, I saw her, why do you think I'm hiding in here." "Damn, you still have a thing for her, don't you?" "Is it that obvious?" "Only to those who know about it. Let's go hang out on the beach. I brought Spike so we can throw the frisby
Nsfw Folder
If you pay me: 10K fubucks you will get in for 1 wk. 20K fubucks you will get in for 2 wks. 30k fubucks you will get in for 3 wks. 40k fubucks you will get in for 4 wks/1 month. 100k fubucks you will get in for 2 months. 250k fubucks you will get in for 4 months. 500k fubucks you will get in for 6 months. 1 mil fubucks & you will get in for as long as i have an NSFW folder! So before you send them be sure to Shout box me or PM me and let me know you would like to. I'll get back to you asap!   This is an oportunity that will only happen every once in a while. This time This method will only be open until 8pm EST Friday April 10th. So if you wanna get in Send me the fubucks!!!!   CLOSED FOR NOW UNTIL I DECIDE TO OPEN IT AGAIN!
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Nsfw Friends
Well here it is, I like to have lots of friends on here, like to chat with you when I can, love to see nsfw pics the more sike and the more creative you are the better i like them and the higher the rates and more comments I give. Girls or Guys you all are wecome, so invite me to your friends list. I am a stright married male who loves to show my ns pics also like your comments also. I do not or will not rate any pics that does not have you in them, I think it is a waste of space to post shit that you find on the internet or something that is not original to yourself. 
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This is more of a poll. So what is the best way to get to see nsfw's with out buting bling/blast and such?Some people like me cant afford to spend money on fubar because we just dont have it.What do you think? Or am I just a broke perv?
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OK so someone went on a flagging  spree, and guess what? I'm sick of it. Red names can hold fingers over their nips and have their whole effing bewbs hanging out, but my CLOTHED photos are a no-no. LOL. Eff you Fubar, you gd prudes. The gd newsletter with their slut of the month makes you think Fubar is all about nudies. Soo all future GGW teaser pics, or just "forbidden" photos will NOT be posted on Fubar, because won't someone please think of the children?! Fetlife.com is way better. And free! I should lock all my non-default albums to family only. At least they can be trusted
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If you want to see my NSFW pics, SEND ME A 25 BLING PACK and I'll automatically open it. If you'd rather send fubucks, then send me a Private Message and I might make a deal. =] (Offer in the millions) Also a 7day blast will do. (YOU DONT HAVE TO MESSAGE ME FIRST, IF YOU JUST BUY IT YOU'LL IMMEDIATELY BE LET INTO MY FAMILY TO SEE THE PICTURES) For those of you that don't know how to get me a Bling Pack: Go to my page, click "bling me", then at the bottom right it says "Give someone Bling Credits" click that, then click my name in the list of people and send me a 25credit one.   Also offering personalized NSFW salutes for a 25 credit blingpack. **This is seperate from the nsfw pics** Send me a blingpack with your email address and what you want the nsfw salute to look like/where you want me to write your name or anything like that, and I'll email it to you within a day or so.
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I'm wondering what would happen if I marked my baghead default pic as NSFW. Would they remove it and warn me? Should I make a mumm to help me decide? If I disappear this is why... Hi Scrapper,Okay, here's my little story:I got a picture of a fully clothed woman taken from behind marked NSFW. (see my default album) The only skin that was showing was her arms. I was angry, so I marked a fubar support picture NSFW. One of your bouncers - DollyDagger told me that act alone was against the TOS agreement. This seems like a double standard don't you agree? Then, she told me having NSFW Bouncer is an A$$ in my status is against the TOS agreement. BTW Ass is written in the bible and now allowed on TV and the radio. Look, I like this site. I come here every day. I don't want to cause problems but maybe some of these things should be reviewed an reconsidered. I'm writing this not only to give you constructive criticism but now I fear DollyDagger is going to delete my account over this sillyness!
Nsfw's
Ok.. so since there is soooo much interest in my Nsfw files... i'm gonna open them to the public for 24 hours. R/F/A me... I need 225,000 to my next level help me get there.... Any downraters beware... i know where your photos are and I return rates like for like :D love y'all Ok Everyone I really need your help.... I entered my first online Fu wet t-shirt contest and I need the votes so PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE come to my profile and click on the Haunted Passions Profile in my Friends section... vote for me and help me win!
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She was asleep when he came in.... He was quiet in shutting the door and locking in securly behind him.Ben walked into the bedroom where she lay half covered by the bed spread her back lit by the mooncoming through the sheer curtains. He walked straight into the bathroom where he derobed and showered throwing ona new t-shirt and underwear he entered the bedroom once more she was still laying there undisturbed. As Ben crawledinto bed next to her he ran his hand around her back feeling the curves she was warm and smelled like an exotic island.He leaned closer to her breathing her smell it was invigorating and exciting he gently placed his lips on her bare shoulderletting his whiskers gently tickle her as he moved across her skin. She began to roll over on her side now there were no clothes to get in the way she was already naked, it must have been one of those nights when clothes were just uncomfortable,he began caressing her side gently, tickling her a little. She gave a small grin, sti
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N.s.f.w. Pics
Yes I enjoy all the comments.Makes a girl feel good. have alot of ppl asking to see my n.s.f.w. pics,so here it is.The prices are as follow.This will get you added to family for a day. 1. $150,000 fu$$ 2. A 14 bling pack 3. A V.I.P. and $25.000 fu$$ Other prices to follow as I learn more about the site.Ty very much.
Nsfw Info
Nsfw Folder
If you want to see my folder, dont be nasty about it or think I am gonna sleep with you if your in my family. All you have to do to see is offer me fu bucks, that easy....however the more you offer the longer you will get to stay on my family
Nsfw Pics
Nsfw!
I don't really understand that rating! I thought this was an adult site. If you're at work why would anyone be on this site!? Anyways if I were to put pics like that on here what would my/our friends want to see if anything?
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G-spot vibe....check dirty thoughts about him.....check orgasm??.... OH HELL YES!!!!!!!! Thank you I seriously would like SOMEONE to explain something to me about a brain freeze issue I have. I LOVE slushy drinks. ALL slushy drinks! I drink frozen cokes, or ICEE's whatever you call them in your area all the time. Yes, on occasion, you get the brain freeze. HOWEVER, at SONIC it is different. VERY different. My guess is that there is some ingredient in the slushies at Sonic that is not in other slushy formulas OR it has to do with the actual machinery they use there. When I drink any slushy from Sonic, I get MEGA brain freeze. I am talking about the kind that no matter HOW slow you try to sip it, or press your tongue to the roof of your mouth, take a sip of water after it, or whatever, it is a brain freeze SO intense, it actually makes me sick to the pit of my stomach, and I almost feel like I am going to pass out and/or puke. Slushies from Sonic don't slide down your throat fast
Nsfw? Want To See??
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Ok first off I want to ask a question this is an adult site right? I believe it is so next question if something says may contain NSFW and you see it and dont like NSFW are you going to open it? This is an adult site and photos are getting marked that myspace would allow just look at the adult film stars that are on there. So what is wrong with someone wearing a pair of jeans that the ass is ripped. Some of the photos that people mark NSFW i would like to know what people are thinking. I am going to say it once again THIS IS AN ADULT WEBSITE IF IT SAYS MAY CONTAIN NSFW AND YOU DO NOT LIKE THAT STUFF THEN DO NOT OPEN THE ALBUM. Come on people its common sense.
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Nsfw Stuff
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Nsfw For Bling And Whats Wrong With It
ya know i been off this site for a few years and when i come back i notice people are sayin "buy me this to see my nsfw pics." does anyone else see this as prostitution? i mean i cant afford that shit for myself why the hell would i buy ya a bling pack to see yer tits? seriously, its pretty lame. almost makes wanna say to hell with this site  
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As the week finally came to an end, we decided that a night out would be a good way to end a busy week. U came up with the idea of going out to eat, so u picked a place to go and eat. We arrive an we are seated and waiting patiently. I started to stare at u cause we have not had one night alone all week. U stare back at me and shake ur head no cause u knew what I was thinking, but I was nodding yes. I got up and walked away, u noticed that I was going to the bathroom so u figured that u would follow. As u walked in I locked the door behind you. I asked " If u are against it y are u in here"? You looked at me said "Icouldnt resist". U told me to get on the sink,and as a good girl I comply. U run ur hands up my shirt and gently kiss my neck, I start to wrap my legs around you and pull u closer. I grab onto to your back and start to scratch. I pull ur shirt up so that I can feel u alot better. You continue to kiss my neck but then u start to kiss lower. U stop and look at me and smile as
Nsfw Jokes
   Will I Live to see 80?> > Here's something to think about.> > I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I just turned 67.) A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'> > He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?'> 'Oh no,' I replied.. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'> Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?> 'I said, 'Not much... My former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'> 'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'> 'No, I don't,' I said.> He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'> 'No,' I said.> He looked at me and said,... 'Then, why do you even give a shit? NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN DAMNITOL Take 2 and the rest of t
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The warm light streamed down around her as the emerald blades tickled at her bare feet. She glanced about the quiet meadow and giggled, the sound of brush being disturbed behind her set legs in motion. She ran forward, her path weaving through the grass as it played against her bare thighs and the soft autumn breeze caressed her supple form. She had long since discarded what clothing she had been wearing when first arriving at the location, and although she was not quite sure where she was, she was sure she did not care. Hands clawed at the ground, her speed building as she raced towards the meandering brook that languidly made its way across the meadow, laughing in its own knowledgable way.Pausing at the stream she dipped close to it, full lips pressing to its crystal surface to drink softly of the brisk liquid before curling up on a sun warmed boulder. Ears twitched amidst cinnamon strands as amber gaze wandered about the meadow, she listened to the meadow lark complaining noisily fr
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Nsfw Pics
1 week 800,000 fubucks or 6 credit pack 2 weeks 1,600,000 fubucks 12 credit pack or blast 1 month 5,000,000 fubucks or 25 credit pack Never get deleted AUTOS BOMBS HAPPY HOUR VIP OR FUMARRIAGE PIMP OUTS 500K each 1 week 6 credit pack   2 weeks 12 credit pack 3 weeks a 15 credit bomarang bling 1 month  25 credit pack   Never get deleted AUTOS BOMBS HAPPY HOUR VIP OR FUMARRIAGE PIMP OUTS 500K each
Nsfw Pics Turn Bling
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Nsfw Crew!
Just a little info on our crew....   I have had many people asking what is *NSFW CREW*, it is simple to explain. 1) We have started a crew to help each other. 2) There are no *RULES*, so that means you can be in other groups. 3) Some groups make you do things, we are not like that! 4) Your picture will be posted in a folder and members will rate and like you daily if they can. 5) All we ask is help people if you can. 6) We don't require you to add *NSFW CREW* to your name, if you want to that is cool, if not it is cool too.   We are all here for the entertainment and to level up, so let's have some fun cuz we are *AWESOME*!   If you would like to join the *NSFW CREW* hit me or Asus up! YOU MUST HAVE A VALID SALUTE APPROVED BY FUBAR TO JOIN!! :) Peace Always. NSFW CREW
Nsfw Pics
IM SO SICK AND TIRED OF MY PICS THAT DON'T SHOW MUCH SKIN ALWAYS GET FLAGGED NSFW, AND THERE ARE A LOT MORE PICS ON HERE THAT SHOW MORE THAN JUST SKIN AND THEY ARE NOT FLAGGED NSFW. I AM WONDERING WHY THAT IS? ANYONE CARE TO EXPAND ON THIS? LET ME KNOW YOUR OPINION. MY FRIEND FORERUNNER IS TRYING TO SAVE THE ATV TRAILS FROM EXTINCTION. PLEASE VOTE AND HELP HIM BECOME THE SPONSOR FOR YOU  THROUGH PRILOSEC. http://www.officialsponsor.com/applications/view/4735. GO TO THIS LINK AND VOTE FRO BOB B. AND HELP HIM SAVE YOUR ATV TRAILS. IT WILL TAKE ALL OF US. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE HELP........  
Nsfw Salute Contest Starts June 14th And Ends June 30th
Nsfw Pics
Nsfw Fantasies
She'd had it all explained to her. She wasn't really involved in the lifestyle, but was curious enough that she thought she'd give it a go. Besides, she really liked my Master. i think she would have fucked Him in front of a live television audience if that was what He had asked for. But He hadn't. Instead, He had invited her to spend an evening at His home in the country. The home He also shares with me.One thing i was never denied as my Master's slave grrl was adorable outfits. i make so few demands. Fuck ANYONE you want, just please please please let me watch and get me a cute outfit so i am presentable. So i pick her up in my driving outfit, which is of course a black skirt and jacket with a white shirt. Corset, of course. Ball gag so i don't interrupt them. And we can't forget the collar. On this trip, Master had been kind enough to let me wear my vibrating underwear. He held the remote for it in His pocket and would occasionally change the setting to remind me that He is always i
Nsfw Auction
Im up for auction..Come bid and Own me....  
Nsfw
Please get rid of this NSFW nonsense!!! This is NOT a kid's site, that's why they have myspace, facebook, or twitter for. If u don't want to see adult photos on someone's profile, then either don't look or delete ur account on here...you can use those other sites that are censored. I'm sick of the idiots that cry and moan until someone's picture is removed...Get a freakin life and join the rest of those stupid holy roller hypocrites out there and stay off FUBAR!!! Censorship is definitely way too overated on here!  
Nsfw Pics For Bling Packs
Nsfw Makes Me Laugh
NSFW makes me laugh. Fubar is a website for adults, if you like someone you will add them so why would you want to go in to their pictures and start telling them that they can not have that picture on there as it has an adult theme to it. If you don't like adult pictures then dont click on the pic to look at it. lmao  
Nsfw Folders
Alright guys, here's the deal. I'm assuming you've went to my picture folders and saw the fam only folders, and if you're here, you would like to see them. Here's what I think. Family Spots : For a perm spot in my family, I will ask for: - A 65 bling pack // 50 credit fupal transfer or a HH For a temp spot lasting 6 months: - A 25 bling pack // 25 credit fupal transfer For a temp spot lasting 3 months: - A boomy // 15 credit fupal transfer For a temp spot lasting a month: - A 12 bling pack // 10 credit fupal transfer For a temp spot lasting a week: - A 6 bling pack // 5 credit fupal transfer  
Nsfw Crew
 New club called NSFW Crew, its just a club w/no requirements, sick of all these clubs making you do things, this one, if you want in I will put you in a folder & ppl can rate & like you, if you got time, sure they will get you back, if you wana put it in ur name NSFW Crew thats cool as well if not its kool, just let me know I will put ur pic in a folder & others in the folder will rate you & like you, if they have time & help others in the folder w/level requirements if they have time & no means do I need to level from it or give me stuff for it, just to have fun & help others if you got sum spare time. Peace Alaways.
Nsfw Crew
Must have an approved salute! BADassCHEVY Deadboy69 Vindictive Bytch SuperB Hypnotic Red Candi23 Angelize MissBehavin
Nsfw Stories That I Have Written
your sitting on a couch and a blindfold covers u from behind... you feel a set of hands undress you and kiss you... you feel a sent of hand and lips going all over your body slowly... you feel the lips go down between your thighs... until u feel ur clit getting sucked on and nibbled....you moan and groan as you get wetter and wetter... you beg for a kiss but the lips keeps eating your sweet pussy until you cant take it any more then you get a kiss so u can taste your sweet jucies... as u kiss u feel a hard cock slid in your wet pussy....it goes in and out slowly and goes faster and harder until u cant take it any more and scream in ectasy....you are then flipped over and the cock is slid in from behind you feel the cock going in harder and faster as you feel a spanking and your hair pulled you scream again as you cum harder then before....then u get a kiss and the person is gone... you take off the blind fold and fall asleep wondering if it was all a dream You come to the door of the h
Nsfw Folders And Pics
ok just feel like putting this out there.... Yes I do have Nsfw pics.... No you do not have to look at them... i do have 100's of other pics that are funny beautiful and worth lookin at. IF you do not want to see Nsfw pics then you have two options on Fubar.. you can either turn off "show NSFW content" or DO WHAT NORMAL PEOPLE DO AND JUST DNT LOOK! WOW that was easy.... dont add me and act like my friend and then take it upon your self to look in my nsfw folder and then block me.... i mean thats really childish... just because ppl have nsfw pics on here does not make them bad ppl... and before I jump off my soap box... IF YOU CAN READ THIS IS AN ADULT SITE SO YOU SHOULD EXPECT PEOPLE TO HAVE THOSE FOLDERS ON HERE AND IF YOU DONT LIKE THAT THEN GO BACK TO FACEBOOK OR MYSPACE !!!!!!    thank you for your time please have a great day!!!!   
Nsfw Pic Folder
Kk My Fu_Loves! My New NSFW pic Folder is officially up and running! It will only be open to a select few that send either bling credits, special ability blings, or limited edition blings... there are only a few atm, but more will be coming!! So to all of you who have been wanting to see the goods....come on over! :) Hope you enjoy! ;)
"nsfw" Titled Lounges
     Ok. So I've been to numerous "NSFW" lounges all with titkes like, "Cindy's naughty playhouse" or "Porn palace."  I jump  in expecting some limit-pushing scandalous stuff.  BUT!!! nooooo.   I've asked, "what makes this room 'NSFW'?" and the room goes silent for several minutes, or they respond with, "Well, its just in case some on here shows their boobs."  So if they ever do and they say, "Nope, never." WTF?!  I was told to go to "porn sites" if I want anything more than a cuss word here and there.  hmmm.  You might wanna re-name your lounge, dude.  I'm just sayin.  If I wanted to go to a chill lounge to just hang out, I sure wouldn't go to "monica's 69 place NSFW,"  I'd prolly go to "Star Wars Nerds FTW!"
"nsfw" Titled Lounges
Nsfw!!(consider Yourself Warned)
I have been a little sick these past couple of days.....you know the drill: emotional, achy, feeling like crap, and the whole "why me" feeling-sorry-for-yourself kind of thing...BUT..(yes, that should last about 10 minutes, not ONE second longer!! in MY book..) minute 11, I thought..(yes, sometimes, in rare occasions, "ideas" come flashing by..and being, well, ME, I HAVE to share them: Really?!?! "why me?" there are a LOT of others, unfortunately, that have it even WORSE than us, some of them, unfair as it sounds, children...and in these times of the "memememe", "what are we going to eat?" "what are we going to drink?" "how many presents will I get?" there are people like us, who don't even have a roof on their heads,much less food to eat, or presents for their kids.....and isn't it better SHARING than HAVING? we are all looking (yes, VERY guilty: ME... ) to be "understood" and "loved"...but I want to turn it around, if only for the holidays..(hey, who knows, it might stick with me...w
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Nsfw Rants
If a man isn't attracted to a woman, he's not going to lower his standards.   If a woma isn't attracted to a man, she's a shallow bitch. http://geeksdreamgirl.com/2008/10/14/deadly-sins-of-online-dating-profile-pictures-the-shirtless-guy-and-the-art-of-the-self-portrait/   Amen! When I was on dating sites, any guys who posted photos of himself flexing or shirtless got deleted. I didn't bother to read the mail. This is insecurity at its finest. "Look at mah hot bod, wanna fuck?" The gym rat is the dumbest, shallowest, and flat-out repulsive thing to me. Think of Guidos from Jersey Shore. Jesus fucking CHRIST.   Cam shots are also annoying, but forgiveable. To find out if a person is overweight and all they have is head shots, look at their cheeks and under their chin. "Myspace angles" can be a bitch, but an obese person usually has a "fat face" as well. On Tagged I get 4 page of mail a day. This is because my ap on my phone connects to the site, showing me online almost all day. I
Nsfw Series Folder Access Rules
In an effort to get some credits, I am willing to make you an NSFW Salute. The charge is 3 Bling Credits per Salute, or 2 Salutes for 5 Bling Credits.   You will get to choose the series the pic is from, but I will choose the actual pic. Choosing a series does not give you access to the actual series of pics. The available series are: Kitchen Bath Window Black and White Bed Roses Friends (If you want to make it look like lots of ladies want to give you NSFW Salutes   I will then use Microsoft Paint to put your name on my body somewhere. If you have a request as to where, I will do my best to get it in that spot.  I do have my reasons for using existing pics, and kindly ask that you not inquire. If we become friendly enough that I want you to know, I'll tell you.  The Salutes will go in a designated folder for you to rate/comment/rip/save, etc.   
Nsfw - Romantic Poetry By Shadow Wolf
I have these dreams that come each night,that give my heart a guiding light.Thoughts so sweet and feelings true,with each and every one with you.The feelings I have feel so right,I am dying until I hold you tight.To this point dear right from the start,this is only whats in my heart.The rest includes your body so hot,I'll desire you deeply right on the spot.To kiss you and lick you from toe to head,out in the woods or in your bed.Your unclothed skin tight against mine,I wish to put a freeze to time.To show you passion I've held for you,and make your wildest dreams come true.I'll tease you with my tongue and lips,you screaming in pleasure, squirming your hips.Begging to have me deep inside you,but I'll wait for another orgasm or two.This dear is how I do want it to be,me loving you, and you loving me.This will be yours each time that we may,then when it can be, it would be everyday.Until then dear I wish our time be,the most we can make of you and me.-Shadow Wolf
Nsfw Albums
It is 25 credits for sexy time folder or 35 credits for both. I prefer credits over anything. Rockstar Bling will get you access to both God Mode Bling will get you access to both, a perma fam spot, and a very dirty NSFW Salute 65 credit bling pack will get you access to both and I will give you my points for 12 hours. I do run auctions from time to time to get in with FU bucks. **Please dont ask me if there is any other way, this is just the name of the game ;)**       If you wanna give this just dont even ask to send, just send them and I will take care of the rest. If I have any questions I will ask ya.
Nsfw Album
i have a teaser album and to get access to my family only nsfw album i either need 65 credits or a God Mode ability bling!!  heres the link to my teaser album to see what your missing!! i make it worth your while!!!! http://fubar.com/myimages.php?u=897675&albumid=2509658   if you want in my family just send the credits or the God Mode!! its that easy!!!
Nsfw Girls Welcome
Nsfw
Should I, or should I not post some semi naked, or full monti pics?
The Nsfw Debate
Nsfw F/f Story
One of my fav stories I've written **Warning: explicit material** ~Wanton Desire~ I place my hands gently on your face and kiss you tenderly. Our mouths open and we taste each other slowly. I move down your neck with light kisses and tiny nips just above your breasts. We kiss again, more passionately this time. I take my hands and lift your shirt off, then your bra. "You are beautiful" I say. I take your breasts in my hands and start to rub and pull on your nipples. They are becoming hard under my touch, craving my attention. I start to pinch and tug on your hardening peaks. You moan "Oh yes, show me how much you want me". I cannot deny you. You take my face in your hands and kiss me with such need, so much passion, moaning into each other's mouths! I move my hand to your side, caressing your soft skin as I move my way down to your ass. I begin rubbing and massaging one cheek. My other hand finds your hair. I pull it back and place featherlight kisses along the back of y
**nsfw Pictures**
Ok my rules to see my nsfw pictures!   #1. You must send me 100 credits as it shows in my pictures to be added to my family. #2. Dont send me any kind of bling that wont help either. #3. Fubucks wont work either. #4. If you ask me without reading the rules here i will block you no questions ask. #5. Same goes for the girls out there must send me 100 credits i dont give a fuck if you think im fucking hot or you wanna make a deal 100 credits is my only deal take it or leave.
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The road was scenic … High cliffs, talk pines and ocean beaches … surf crashing on rocks and high plumes of water jetting up . Twist in the road keeping my focus and the woman leaning against me holding me and my desire. A sign came into view . Scenic turn out one mile . I made a fake yawn … “ I need a little break from driving.” I said. “Good idea ! I could use a stretch .”, She purred . I slowed and eased off the road and followed the turn out up to the off the road parking . She let go of me and I zipped my fly . We got out of the truck … there was a picnic table set on a white cement slab over looking the ocean and pacific coast highway below . A short rock wall surrounded the cliff overlook . Except for the manicured perfect look of the place it was obvious that it was not used much . We walked out to the rock wall and stood there hand in hand watching the surf pound the rocks . The jetting water made me think of sex and cumming .. The ocean always has had a unique sexuality
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To the asshole who likes to mark things NSWF...you are officially an idiot. Tell me why a carebear w/ a weed plant is NSWF...yet a pussy picture is acceptable...stupid fuck...I swear stupidity should be a crime...you know who you are STUPID.
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Inner City All-Stars take tunes to Apollo Lyndsay Knecht Staff Writer Issue date: 3/31/04 Vocalist Nikki Velonis will not take the stage at Fair Park Thursday with the band who hired her as their singer last fall. The eight remaining members of the Inner City All-Stars Brass Band of Denton will try to win the crowd over without her at the Showtime at the Apollo Tour in Dallas. An auditor at the preliminary tryouts designated the New Orleans-style funk band to compete as the only instrumental group of 15 acts that made the cut, 10 of which were singers. Velonis, a former NT student from Bedford, insisted that she and the All-Stars "tore it up" in the audition room. Still, it came as no surprise to her that diversity amongst the acts affected the judges' final decision. "For some reason, I had a sneaking suspicion ... I've been to so many of those kinds of auditions," she said. Velonis also performs with the Denton jazz band Rare, one of the groups feature
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Nubcake
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Nuclear Testing Must Stop
We must all be aware of the fallout caused by nuclear testing. To many cases of mutations have been observed lately. Here is one that has really broken my heart and made me eat my heart out! Fw: The Alabama Death Penalty I'm only sending this to those I know are in favor of the death penalty. The Alabama Death Penalty Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Ralph.' Ralph was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!' St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.' Ralph was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home. The next thing he knew, he was co
The Nuclear
One act play The Nuclear East London; within earshot of the church bells at Bow. A nuclear sub (English pub), early evening. Players: Angus-older fella Nigel- older fella Connor-young bloke Neil-young bloke Braden- man at the bar Andrew- man at the bar Stanley- drunk Scot sitting at the bar Bartender Waitress Door to the pub opens widely, two young men in their mid twenties storm in laughing and carrying on. They sit at the end of the bar. Two older fellas sit at a table; they are regulars to the establishment. They watch the young men. Connor: Let me buy ya a pig, me old china! (Let me buy you a beer my friend) Neil: I’ll take an Andy Pandy on the rocks. (brandy on the rocks) Connor: Waitress, hey bird, come here The waitress is on the phone, ignores the young men Connor: She just keeps rabbiting (talking) on the dog and bone (telephone). I want me drink! The men hears the waitress laugh Connor: I don’t Adam and Eve it, (I don
Nuclear Victims Day
NUCLEAR VICTIMS DAY
Nuclear Super Power
For the sake of giving complete information, we are including what all is involved with arming Nuclear Submarines. These missions you can do when you reach level 100. They take a lot of energy and a lot of experience points and a lot of time. You also win armed subs for completing missions to Diamond level on the regular missions. They become obsolete at about level 150 when you are able to recycle the subs that you have for Amphibious Assault Vehicles. We don't recommend arming subs but if that is how you choose to build your toon, here is how it is done.   I was asked to write a bit about the nuclear Program & what you need to do to arm the sub. Well lets go thru it from the 1st thing to the end.First off, you can own submarines without arming them, you will gain attack & defense point as with any other vehicle, 14 attack points, 10 defense points. They Cost $750,000 each, & lets not forget the $3,000 an hour to have the upkeep. Minuses, they are not cheep, & they do not have the d
Nude Camping Trip
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Nude Runner
Nude Runner A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One Wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, She heard her husband's car pull into the driveway "Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window My Husband's home early!" "I can't jump out the window ~ It's raining out there!" "If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied. He's got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your Problems!" So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and Jumps out the window! As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered He had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon, so he Started running along beside the others, about 300 of them. Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend In as best he could. After a little while a small group of runners who Had been watching him with some curiosi
Nude Santa
Scroll down and you'll see Santa's willy! Whoo hoo gonna love this. * * * * * * * * For Crying out loud.........Act your age........ there is no Santa
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Nude Ladies For Headsick
Headsick Productions is currently looking for FEMALE pinup models and adult (hardcore) actresses. If you are interested please leave us a private message on Cherrytap. All the bloody best, Headsick Productions
Nude Photos
Sorry guys but I had a change of heart so I deleted the nude pictures. Do not ask me to post anymore as I do not wish to portray myself in that manner any longer and on top of that I thought about the chance no matter how slight of a child getting on here under someones name and seeing them. Maybe you should consider that too. Thank you all.
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Nude Auction
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Nude Pics
Why is it that women don't express that they like seeing men nude? I took some pics and haven't posted them yet...I'm not sure if I should.
Nude Contest
Wantin to Do A Nude Contest...If ur Interested In Doin It Send Me The Link To One Of Ur Sexi Nude Pix Gotta Be Full Body Pic Thou.....Gotta Have Atleast 10 Interested In Doin It...  The Most Votes And Or Comments Will Win A Month VIP And Or Bling Pak   Will Start Monday And End Friday 12/9-12/13   Ok So You Can enter Either Full Body Pic Or Jus A Clear Cock Pix
Nudist Club
Who are nudist, and interested in nudism. You can contact me or add comments here, I am glad to hear that hehehhehe lo,oloo
Nudity Allowed????
Nudity Is Welcome
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Nudism
What do u think about my default photo here!? "Naturism is a way of life in harmony with nature, characterized by the practice of communal nudity, with the intention of encouraging respect for oneself, respect for others and for the environment." Naturism promotes a wholesomeness and stability of the human body, mind, and spirit. This comes most easily to those who shed the psychological and social encumbrance of clothing, to see and respect the human body as created. Naturism also promotes optimal health through complete contact of the body with the natural elements. It is practiced as much as possible in environments free of the pollution and stress of modern society. It is therefore associated with an enlightened, holistic approach to nutrition, physical activity, mental health, and social interaction. Naturism is founded on family participation. Children in naturist families learn to appreciate the body as part of their natural environment. They grow up with healt
Nudist Colony
Have you ever been doing something and have a song or something remind you of someone or sometime in your life…well as I was driving home today this song reminded me of a friend I thought I had lost…hope you enjoy it she’s a great singer!! Faith Hill - Breathe And for a a little humor today I leave you with this.. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nudist Colony A man joined a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he took off his clothes and started to wander around the area. A gorgeous petite blonde walked by, and the man immediately got an erection. The woman noticed his erection, came over to him and asked, did you call for me?" The man replied, "No, what do you mean?" She said, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me." Smiling, she lead him to the side of the swimming pool, laid down on a towel eagerly pulle
Nudity?
Ok, is nudity yay or nay on this site? I haven't uploaded any pics yet and I don't want to get kicked off before I can have any fun. SomeBody let me know. Kisses
Nudist Camp
Where is a lady go to find a nice place to relax with others and also have a little privecy when need be?
Nudism
I was wondering how many people in this secular world is OK with nudity and nudism as a lifestyle. This society seems to frown upon it. But in other parts of the world, a whole family can be nudists and It's O.k. I have visited nudist colonies, camps, and resorts and I'm actually fascinated....lol! Go figure! I would like feedback on your thoughts on nudism and family nudism. Basically, the lifestyle itself. Feel free to share any personal experiences as those can act as a good learning tool. Just be open with your entries...I really wanna know what a secular world thinks about this subject. By nudism , I dont mean being nude just around your hubby. I mean Nudism as a total lifestyle...alone, around family, at resorts and camps. My ears are open Fu-America!
Nudism
  NC12 Jr. Teen Beauty Pageant   We are born naked. Everyone knows that. But the moment we leave the womb, we are wrapped in a blanket, and the skin hardly ever sees the light of day again. For the next 70+ years of life, we wrap our skin in a cocoon of fabric. Is this healthy for our bodies? Were our bodies designed to be forever clothed? If you believe in evolution, the answer has to be no. Of course evolution didn't create a body designed for clothing. If you believe in the Judeo-Christian divine creation of the human body, the answer must still be no. Adam and Eve lived naked in the garden of Eden. That's what their bodies were designed to do. Why have this magnificent organ of skin enveloping our entire bodies, every square inch of it covered with delicate sensory nerves and sophisticated temperature regulation pores, then wrap it up 24/7 in artificial coverings so it's all useless? Clothing can keep us warm in extreme conditions. But in other
Nudist Pink World
Feeling totally free. The feeling of the air, sun, breeze on your body. Nowhere else can you feel totally free, without the constraints of clothing. Imagine swimming in the pool without that uncomfortable bathing suit, then getting out of the pool without that wet, soggy suit clinging to your skin. Then lying in the sun and getting a tan without those unsightly tan lines. As you walk around, your dried off naturally by the sun and breezes, what a wonderful feeling. Body acceptance. Being accepted for who you are, not how you dress, your shape or size, or your walk in life. None of us have the, so called, "perfect body". We are all normal everyday people. The media and advertising that we are constantly bombarded with, has created a stigmatism, of what people should look like. They constantly tell and show us how women and men should look. But how many people do you know that look like the people in the adds on TV or in magazines? Not that many. You will not be judged or looked at diffe
Nudist Experience
I recently got into outdoor nudism. After many years of been rather exhibitionist and willing to show my endowment at any oportunity for compare, contest and just showing it off to women, I decided it was time to give full outdoor nudism a try. I visted some nude beaches last summer and had a great experience. Got alot of attention, got on chatting to alot of women and familys and all round enjoyed it. Looking to vist alot more nudist venues/nudist freindly areas come the improved weather i.e. the summer. Hope to have more to tell in the future...........
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Nuevajess Poems
  The Last Smile   I would die happy if... Many thoughts rush to be first in line to finish that sentence. Like kids clamoring around the ice cream truck, or racing to the next amusement park ride. Hell bent on just getting there and damning the consequences.   Sound familiar? How many sweet visions do you miss by keeping your eye on the prize? First place ribbons and trophies gather dust as do your memories of what made those victories worthwhile.   When was your last smile? No, not that one. Just being polite doesn't count. The smile I'm talking about is not just lips open wide chock full of teeth.   The smile that sends your blood rushing like river rapids toward the edge of a waterfall where sensations are too numerous to name. The one where everything stands still just to enjoy the deluge of happiness.   Climbing my favorite tree to find my special spot; Walking into any library or bookstore; Every time I step onto a plane heading anywhere, everyw
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WOW IS ALL I CAN SAY ABOUT THE TURN OUT OF THIS PIMPOUT. LET THE SPANKINGS BEGIN.... SOME OF THE BEST PEOPLE I HAVE MET ON THE FU!!! ♥ Sweet ♥@ fubar ~ CynzDreams ~Owned by Southern Outlaw Biker~Shadow Leveler~@ fubar JoJo™ aka 1 of the badass bad*girls of fubar...Fu-Owner of Codeputy@ fubar BlondePrincess@ fubar ☆})i({☆@ fubar Submissive Bi Brat =Fu Owner of Ms Priss, Candy@ fubar ♥ Destiny's lil secret ♥Fu-Owner of Jimmie Mac ♥
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Nullify
i hope everyone has a safe and wonderful christmas! so i sit here trying to crack my neck, that since i have had the accident have yet been able to. i begin to realize something, if i do infact end up cracking my neck who is to say it wont get worse? i know when i crane my neck to the side it almost feels like redemption is just waiting for me just past the point where i cant turn anymore, if only i could make my neck go that way again it might pop back in place and i wont have to put up with constant strain. i'm wrong, even if i do crack my neck i will probably be on bed rest for another week or two if not blowing the disc out completely. this makes me think about how people act and react to certain things. is it possible to put enough pressure on a person psyche to make them injur or worse kill them selves? dont ask why, but all my life i have had this weird fasination with controling the human body. i have gone to great lengths to able to do what some might say is incre
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Living in a flat has lots of advantages & one time you are converted to the idea it is hard to imagine living any other way. However, when you are at the stage of looking for a property, whether in order to gain more space or to relocate, it can appear a daunting task. Before you set out to look at the multitude of apartments on offer in Maida Vale, first draw up a list of features that you cannot do without. List your preferences for storage, stairs, and number of lifts and so on, and be sure to measure those standards against where you live now. While you may compromise on some points, it is best to know exactly what you do insist on from the outset. It is advisable to evaluate your storage needs first & foremost. It can be all simple to forget how much 'stuff' you have & how much you have acquired since your last move. When taking a look at new properties, also think about how much scope there is to expand storage space by generating additional cabinets or adding freestanding she
Number One
So I thought I would just sit down and type some nonsensical bullshit in this blog thingie just to make myself feel important and to see if i really have anything to say but i guess i really dont so yeah...Here I am my ass in a chair after standing all day at work..it's nice really...my thoughts now turn to what will i drink tonight rum vodka whiskey...AHHHHH yes!!!! Whiskey it shall be with brisk tea i believe the poor mans long island ice tea...Isn't it funny how there is no tea in a long island...so why call it tea??? and on that note .......bubye
Number 2 Poem
How sweet the moonlight sleeps here i sit,and i let the sound of music creep in my ears and the soft stillness of the night become the sweet touch of harmony look how the floors of heaven is so thick inlaid with patterns the sound of the birds like a angels song the wind blows in such harmony and the whislt muddy sand oh look the water is closing in
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Hello all my friends and fans. My friend cB_sTuD entered his two boys in a Cute Kid Competition. I would like you to go and Vote that picture a 10 and also comment on it. You can comment as many times as you want. Maybe there is a special treat in for you if i see you have voted and commented alot. Love you all Ann Click on this picture to go vote and comment
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Numb
Numb After the last tear is shed, you become shut down cried out and gratefully numb The feelings come back but oh so slow but with each re-awakening they begin to grow You will never be the same how could you be but the choice of better or worse is made individually
The Numb Extremities
Packets shar the opening With antique action preferred Smoke clouds multiple optics Shatter the pupils Being monstrous in size. Picture snaps capture The unmarked, unchartered map for the treasure we behold. We can resurrect This unworthy fashion Of sensory planes Roaming into the skies above. Groping around the sleeves, For abandonment, In a manner The natural aura can't perceive This single blemish must, Be contagious. A array of passive soldiers Await the fierce line ahead. We can resurrect This unworthy fashion Of sensory planes Roaming in the skies above. Times near They will not bow to our bodies. Arsenal of mounds and created forces Provide a jail, for eternity. Just to satisfy your amusement. We can resurrect This unworthy fashion Of sensory planes Roaming in the skies above. The hills split in size, The laughing stock Flames the cigarettes, In their black owned hands, Are condemned to an aggravated shroud. Now a smirk with untol
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Number 1
It's... ...for the NERD in all of US! Some good clean FUN AND FANS FOLKS! Rate, Fan and Add Request each of the FUs on this Bulletin to take part in the fun! Be sure to show everyone lots and lots of love and give everything you get back! If someone is already on your list, be sure to leave them a comment! For the Guys... Your add request or comment should say, "GIMME UR PANTIES!" or if you try to keep the nerdy perv in ya on the low say, "I'm a Panty Raider!" I suppose if you are FAR'in a DUDE YOU CAN SAY...ummm...whatever you are comfortable with. HAHA! For the Girlies... Your add request or comments should say, "HE TOOK MY PANTIES!" or if you are a little shy say..."My Panties were Raided!" So, join the silliness and show me the NERD that lives inside you! Be sure to private message me when you are done! ~PebblesinAZ~FAN ME BABY! xoxo@ fubar AND REPOST THIS BULLETIN! Now, go get them Panties and make some new FRIENDS! *Pink0828
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Numb (a Song I Just Wrote)
(Intro) WELL, I AM NUMB, N- I'M NOT COLD, BUT I'M NOT WARM, ANYMORE..... (Verse1) AND NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, N- THOUGH I MAY LOVE YOU, WELL, I'LL NEVER BE IN LOVE, I BURIED WHO I WAS, GIVEN UP ON CRAZY LOVE, I'M LIVIN MY LIFE SAFE, (Chorus) WELL, I'M JUST LIVIN IT NUMB (2) HEY, I'M JUST LIVIN IT NUMB, YEAH, I'M JUST LIVIN IT NUMB.... (Verse 2) AND WE'RE NO LONGER US, CUZ I'M NO LONGER ME, YOU CAN BLAME IT ON THE GAME, BUT IT'LL NEVER BE THE SAME, CUZ I'LL NEVER TAKE THE RISK, I'M LIVIN MY LIFE SAFE, (Chorus) WELL, I'M JUST LIVIN IT NUMB (2) I'M JUST LIVIN IT NUMB, YEAH, I'M JUST LIVIN IT NUMB.... (Bridge) ANOTHER NIGHT, ANOTHER DAY, I'M GOIN ON AND ON THIS WAY, WELL, I DON'T CARE - WHATEVER IT TAKES, WHATEVER'S GOOD FOR ME, WHATEVER'S GOOD FOR THEM, CUZ I'M JUST LIVIN MY LIFE, (chorus) WELL, I'M JUST LIVIN IT SAFE, WELL, I'M JUST LIVIN IT NUMB, YEAH I'M JUST LI
Numbness Creeps Upon~
I feel your stare upon me from afar...sending thoughts to my mind.Knowing it is forbidden to have me but yet wanting nothing more.The burning sensation from within you grows,Needing to feed now I call to you...I feel you standing in the shadows watching me where I lay...Passions within you build to extreme levels of excitement or just pure lust of wanting...My body is naked and warm to the touch,moist from excitement knowing you are close...I close my eyes and feel you walking towards me,Cautious like a beast but curious you circle me like a wolf ready to pounce on his prey...My breathing is faster as my heart pumps more blood through my body.Needing to feel you,Wanting nothing more for you to taste me...You jump ontop my body and grab my head,Kissing me deeply,Growling wildly,Pulling at my lips as I feel your hands quickly open my thighs...Trying to stop you BUT knowing I want nothing more but to feel you inside my body...Flesh on flesh,You penatrate my inner soul...Scratching the lay
Numbs My Brain.....
..And the sunlight shining through the cracks in the window pane---- numbs my brain....
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time for another installment in my ever growing series. hope y'all enjoy! ----------------------------------------------------- Here we are walking hand in hand through Schenley Park, around 11:00 at night. I am wearing my favorite khaki shorts and an orange polo shirt, sandals on my feet. You are in your usual 'out-on-the-town' uniform of a short, black skirt and white tank top, your red-lace bra showing through. In deference to the heat, you have forsaken you normal thigh-highs and are carrying your heels, since we are currently walking the middle of the ninth fairway. Taking your hand in mine, I pull you to me and kiss you deeply, my tongue first running over your lips and then as you lean into me, slipping between them. Our tongues dance between our mouths for awhile until we grudgingly break the kiss to spread the blanket I've been carrying. "Are you sure we'll be safe here?" you ask in a whisper. "Not really, but that's half the fun. We'll just have to take the chance
Number One Cherry Tapper..thank You Jodi..
This blog is for my personal use.I wanted to keep it. she is always there to help everyone else out when needed. Go show her some kickass cherry love!!! BooBoo...Rate,Fan, Add, So I can return it:)@ CherryTAP (repost of original by 'wishful thinking' on '2007-07-08 18:14:17')
Number 1
You're at the center of a whirlwind of positive energy, so enjoy the gusts! You may find yourself blown in an entirely new direction, and if so, expect to hit the ground running, surrounded by good people. Ok well. here's my first blog.. I have new pictures up.. I just got my hair cut yesterday.. and im gettin pretty good feedback:) Thats always good, right?? Im bored.. I hate this town.. there is nothing to do.. someone give me something to do.. and nothing nasty! lol... Without realizing it, you've drawn a fair number of people over to your way of thinking. Today is perfect for pushing forward with this momentum and seeing how far you can take things in the right direction.
Numbers Game
GET A CALCULATOR PUT IN THE FIRST 3 DIGITS OF UR PHONE NUMBER (NOT UR AREA CODE) X'S IT BY 80 ADD 1 X'S IT BY 250 ADD THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF UR NUMBER (EX.6917) ADD THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF UR NUMBER AGAIN SUBTRACT 250 DIVIDE IT BY 2 AND THE ANSWER SHOULD BE UR PHONE NUMBER
Number Line
If making love occurs along a number line, some moment between the night and the rising sun each hand along her spine, every lip upon a risen nipple, all feral sounds shared slipped the midpoint from slow hello to a long goodbye - do not leave me now became I know you must go - and now he is a shadow in her bed. © All rights reserved
Numb
I wait for a change from day to day But the story... It always ends the same way Falling asleep next to the phone Day light breaks, waking up alone Waiting to hear the reasons why Finding yourself to tired to cry He had to work late, no time to call So numb to the fact, you've heard them all When do the lies become too much When do you decide it's time to be tough Fairy tale romance, does it really exist Have I become so weak, I accept this I've begged and I've pleaded I've given my heart Yet day after day he tears me apart He refuses to listen When I want to talk So he'll sit now, in silence Cause today I walk He can save his excuses And all his lies Because today is the last Of my good byes! ***copyrighted 2001 Written by BinnieBluEyes
Numbers
Name:_____________ Number:_______________ Best time to call:____________ text messaging (yes or no): _________ I dare you to copy and paste this and see how many numbers you get.
Number
i want your number... Body: I Don't care who you are, I want your number. Name: Number: Best time to call: Text messaging (yes or no): Phone service: I dare you to copy and paste this and see how many numbers you get. If you don't, you will get bad luck for 7 years =]
Number Of The "beast"
Number Of The "Beast" OK, you know that 666 is the Number of the Beast, but did you know that: 660 Approximate number of the Beast DCLXVI Roman numeral of the Beast 666.0000 Number of the High Precision Beast 0.666 Number of the Millibeast /666 Beast Common Denominator 1010011010 Binary of the Beast Beast1-666 Area code of the Beast 00666 Postcode of the Beast 1-900-666-0666 Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now! Only $6.66/minute. Over 18 only please. $665.95 Retail price of the Beast $699.25 Price of the Beast plus sales tax $769.95 Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul $656.66 Target price of the Beast Route 666 Way of the Beast 666F Oven temperature for roast Beast 666mg Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast Netscape 6.66 BetaBrowser of the Beast i66686 CPU of the Beast 666I BMW of the Beast 668 Next-door neighbor of the Beast
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I detach myself from the pain, return to the numbness, slowly melt into the dark. The light shifts as the figure approaches. I shift to adjust to the piercing rays. Stay where I can see you. Do not come any closer. You will not inflict your pain upon me. You will not break me. I stand alone in the shadows, but only I choose the path that I walk. And I remain in the numb.
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Can you sing for me one last time? With lexis that will forever be etched in my mind? Remind me that I was wrong. Tell me that you evoked me. Whisper to me your qualms. Bawl your feelings out and aid me into thinking it was all a vast blunder. Hold my hand like you're not secluded. Touch me like you've never touched me before. Smile to me like it's your first time. Cry to me like you heed for me. Please, make me believe that you were real. That you were there... authentic and existent. That I was once entirely happy. Please, see me like you still love me
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trying to better myself in my current situation. I'm surrounding by backstabbers and assholes at work. It really fucking sucks but the bills are getting paid I suppose. On the a sidenote home life is no better. I need change.
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With You I need you boo, (Ooh) I gotta see you boo (Hey) And the hearts all over the world tonight, Said the hearts all over the world tonight [x2] [Verse 1] Hey! Little mama, Ooh, you a stunna Hot..lil figure, Yes, you a winner And im so glad to be yours, You're a class all your own And.. Ooh, little cutie When..you talk to me I swear..the whole world stops You're..my sweetheart And im so glad that you are mine You are one of a kind and.. [Bridge] You mean to me What I mean to you and.. Together baby, There is nothing we won't do Cuz if I gotchu, I don't need money, I don't need cars, Girl, you're my all. And.. [Chorus] Oh! I'm into you, And girl, No..one else would do, Cuz with every kiss and every hug, You make me fall in love, And now I..know I can't be the only one, I bet theres heart's all over the world tonight, With the love of their life who feel.. What I feel when i'm With you [x5] Girl.. With you [x5] [Verse 2] Oh Girl!
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WELL LET ME JUST SAY THAT I AM TRUELY NUMB TO THE CORE NOW THAT I AM LOSING MY FATHER LESS THAN 2 YEARS AFTER MY MOTHER. IT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN WITH THE EXCEPTION OF LOSING MY DAUGHTER. I JUST SIT HERE AT HOME AWAITING THE DAY THAT I GO HOME TO BE WITH MY DADDY BEFORE HE PASSES AWAY, ITS THE HARDEST THING IN THE WORLD FOR ME TO DO AT THIS POINT. I JUST NEED FOR THIS TO BE OVER SO THAT I CAN GO ON WITH MY LIFE AGAIN.
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Am I a bad mom if I have to let my ex husband have temporary custody because right now I'm struggling so much finacially I can't support my child? Is it wrong for me to give him up while I go and pursue a career in the Navy as active duty trying to make a better life for us? Only a few people on here who may or may not read this understand where all of this is coming from. I am not just struggling finacially but emotionally and I need some true friends to let me know if I'm a bad mother for this? As of right now I'll be leaving Fubar for awhile if not for good. Thank you to all of the wonderful friends I've met here. Many of you know my number or yahoo im. I am not sure if I'll be on yahoo. Due to some personal issues I'm having to deal with I need to leave and be alone for awhile. Again thank you so much to all the wonderful friends I've made. If anyone who wants to im me I'm at erlane@yahoo.com. If I don't respond just give me time, just right now I need to leave this site and some
Number One
Ya ever wonder wha it's like to be someone's number one? I do every day! I wish I knew what that feeling was like. I'm sure it's good... I've never been someone's everything, never had someone's world revolve around me. Believe me, I've revolved my world around a few people but not gotten it in return... Ya kno, everyone has had their share of heaertbreaks but come on! When you don't have ANYTHING good happen in between it ALWAYS feels worse! And I'm pretty much scarred!!! For example, there is this guy that I'm really starting to like this guy and I'm being pulled in 2 totally different directions! One part of me wants to talk to him all the time like usual. I think about him alot! And the other part of me is tellin me to back off and let it go cuz I'm so scared he is gonna hurt me like everyone else has! It's jus so deja vu in the beginning that I think it's jus gonna end up bein the same thing. Ya kno?? I dunno wha to do anymore! I really don't wanna push him to the side cuz he real
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Name:___________________ Number:_________________ Service:________________ Text messaging: ( )yes ( )no Picture messaging: ( )yes ( )no Can I text you?: ( )yes ( )no Can I picture message you?: ( )yes ( )no Can I call you?: ( )yes ( )no Best time to call:___________________ I dare you to copy and paste this and see how many numbers you get
Number
You made me a number A cold nothing An object of amount not worth You made me a number Lured into the mass you have collected me Now to forget who I am So lost am I Written By: Labyrinth aka Teresa 11/8/2008
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Have you ever heard a story, one of a love so beautiful and so real, that you cannot live without that love? Here is a story of that kind of love, the kind that can’t even be expressed in words, the kind that if you lose that love, your heart is so broken, that you cannot go on. If you are not a pet lover, you may not relate to this story. If you have ever loved an animal, then you know that losing your pet, is losing a member of your family. Here’s my story… Amanda Aaliyah was my mother’s day present in 2000. I remember responding to the ad in the paper and going to see the litter of mini schnauzer puppies. When I saw the pups, they were all just balls of cute furriness…so tiny; they could fit in the palm of your hand. The pups were feisty and giving their mom a hard time, all except one. There was one pup all by herself in a corner; she was the runt of the litter. When I saw her I slowly approached her, she smelled my hand and crawled toward me with apprehension. At
Number 6
You Are 6: The Loyalist You have strong relationships and are intensely loyal. People find you easy to love and care for. You like your world to be stable and secure, no surprises. You're cautious. You prefer your inner circle to the outside world. At Your Best: You are courageous, a positive thinker, and expressive. You can take on the world. At Your Worst: You are secretly insecure - which makes you sarcastic, cold, and argumentative. Your Fixation: Doubt Your Primary Fear: Abandonment Your Primary Desire: Security and support Other Number 6's: Mel Gibson, Woody Allen, Jay Leno, Marilyn Monroe, and Julia Roberts. What Number Are You?
Number 1 Club
Come join my Pic Club - The #1 Club! This was an idea my ex and I wanted to try, a photo album of all our friends flipping off the camera. And Fubar is the perfect place to set it up! If you want to join you will need to have a salute; rate/fan me, send me a pic of you giving the bird, the name you want on the card, your zodiac sign, your favorite drink, and your male/female preference. If you want to add to or change any of the info please include it. Come join my Pic Club - The #1 Club! This was an idea my ex and I wanted to try, a photo album of all our friends flipping off the camera. And Fubar is the perfect place to set it up! If you want to join you will need to have a salute; rate/fan me, send me a pic of you giving the bird, the name you want on the card, your zodiac sign, your favorite drink, and your male/female preference. If you want to add to or change any of the info please include it. Come join my Pic Club - The #1 Club! This was an idea my ex and I wanted to try, a p
Numbers
I am hating the number thing in my family and friends. People seem to take it personal so I am removing the numbers except for one and that would be Jacqui. She and I have mushed boobs just so ya know. If this is an issue for you...I don't know what to tell ya. I have too much happening at home to worry about numbers on my friends here. If your really a friend you won't care where you are. :)
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I've taken all I can take, by no means am I giving up but with all the shit you're pullin it feel's as if everythings a mistake. I can't wait around anymore. sitting here watching my life pass me by while you go out and do your own thing tears me up inside. Being the person I am I grin and let my emotions hide. "Drawn together like moth's to the flame you left me and you were to blame, no longer the same, the old me long's for a change. Dead and gone is what I am, No longer here to give a damn. Tired of the bullshit and game's, I'm on the fucking verge of losing it..."All thing's aside in the end none of this will matter, I'll be the one to pick up the pieces and mend your brokenheart. A heartbreaker all along soon it'll be your turn to feel the pain that you once so unwillingly dished out.
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Numbness & Sacrifice
You make me feel more alive than I ever have, Yet you're slowly killing me more than I'd claim. How can that be possible both at the same time? 'Sometimes our hearts make the wrong and right thing the same' Love is never simple in the easiest of situations And this one is no exception to any rule; I'm hoping with everything I have that you're honest Otherwise I'm left to look like the naive fool. I'd rather be able to leave you behind Without a trace of the warm memories we shared, Which linger, with the sound of your solemn voice And the way it made you seem like you truly cared. At times I wish there was a way I could numb myself, From not just the lows, but the highs we can feel too. Be able to turn that numbness off whenever I want, Because being cold hearted isn't a good trait unless on cue. Then I wouldn't have to miss you at all once you're gone Or have this love left in my heart on a one way street, Then I wouldn't have felt the way I did when I was in
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Looks like things are gonna be ok with my brother. There has been nothing much on tv lately cause they keep going on about Michael Jackson dying so I decided to sit and write a quick blog on my feelings on his passing, so here goes. Although I never knew him personaly or seen any of his shows I felt I came to know him through his music. I used to sit and play his Thriller song over and over again during Halloween while I sat on the front porch to hand out the goodies to the trick or treaters that came to the house (it was my mom's idea). As I said in other blogs, hearing of Michael Jackson's Passing is like loosing a friend even though we never knew eachother on a personal level. He was part of my generation and I grew up listening to his music. It was because of him that I picked up a guitar for the first time and started to learn how to play, He inspired me to do so. So I now say to you my friend, good bye and R.I.P. You were an inspiration to so many. Tday was a long day as it was F
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           I am quite annoyed by the antics of some and I am sure others are annoyed with me, but I most of the time try to correct and do better.  What I can not understand or have mercey on is someone that is a hopeless train wreck.  I simply mean someone that has never tried, never done a damn thing for themselves, and someone else always gets stuck with the baggage.  We are stuck in a world full of half assers, quiters, complainers, screw ups and so on with the descriptive language.  I realize I have bitched about this before, but it has gotten on my nerves once again and it branches to those people that are whiners and beggers.  Also this rant stems to those people that are on here and abroad that simply think they are better than someone else.  I bled the same blood you do and sweat the same kind of sweat as you do if you even know what hard work is.  I usually would leave this to karma and say it would come back to your sorry ass, but I am far past that.  If you(meaning anyone)
Numbing The Pain
Dreams torn to pieces, broken like glass Hope faded away, withered like leaves Not knowing is blessing, ignorance the only protection Nothing is numbing my pain The fragments of my faith Became the blade in my hand Just darkness my eyes see Pushed me to the end of all dead-end-streets A curse - cannot lie to myself I'm doomed - cannot silence my heart Fear is the tool, conformity our medicine How can I smile as this age dies, like everybody else Dancing around the fire, that burns this world Cannot bend down, I would just break I hate myself for playing their game Parents poison their children, never teach them to question If it only wasn't for this certainty in me I am a giant in their tiny world
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Numb………… If I could be so lucky Instead I hear echos I feel the hole in me Growing and taking- More and more. I’m not numb I feel the pain and burn I feel the depth of the hole in my soul I see where it should have gone But it will never be. Numb………… I should be so lucky
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The custom originated in Germany during the seventh century when the triangular outline of a fir tree was used to illustrate the Holy Trinity. Five centuries later the fir had replaced the oak as "God's tree" and was hung upside down in  houses during the festive season.   source: Jacquie Lawson dot com   This list is for informative purposes only and does not constitute an endorsement or recommendation by the United States Department of Vetrans Affairs. The United States does not warrant or guarantee the products, services or information provided.    Applebee's- free meal, Friday, Nov. 11: Applebee's is offering a free meal to military veterans and active-duty service members on Veteran's Day, Friday, Nov. 11. 2011. There will be 7 entrees to choose from. Military ID or proof of service required. Find locations at http://applebees.com/. Chili's- free meal, Friday, Nov. 11. Chili's is offering all military verterans past and present their choice of one of 6 meals. This
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Numb, broken, stabbed in the heart. The ONE that made it whole, has torn it apart. I know what I am, I just never dreamed he'd realize it to. I regret not being, good enough for you.
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Write me a private message to my inbox, with a number as the subject line.   I will answer your question truthfully in my status.   It's fun: people try to figure out what the question is and who asked it. Plus...it makes for interesting statuses.   Ok, now....GO!!
Numbered Ghost Bling Accounts
Just needed to change the name on my profile page. I heard nobody comments on blogs hardly. Oh, Well. Happy 2013 FuLand....YEE HAW(Y)(Y)(Y) WHAT IS A NUMBERED  GHOST BLING ACCOUNT YOU MIGHT ASK?  It is an account with a number as the name because the owner of the account has been locked out of settings by fubar due to questionable impropriety.  The ghost bling account has the following properties: 1.  No ability to change or access SETTINGS.  Therefore, the ower can not delete the account.  2. No ability to rate, like or comment. 3. Receives chats but can not send chats. 4. Ability to fan and add friends and manage family. 5. Abiltiy to activate bling and move bling but when polishing bling, only receives one point per polish.  The owner of the polished bling receives 3 points.  This is why I refer to it as a ghosted bling account. LOL I need some input. Should I list the ppl that have stiffed me?  Given me absolutely nothing or nearly nothing for up to 24 ponies to polish.  Pleas
Numero Uno!
Do you know who has the upper hand in the realm of desire, attraction, and romance? The answer is simple and easy: Women There is proof all over the internet...Men spend bilions a year on pornsites and dating sites, all because of their lust for the opposite sex. Oh sure, women have to deal with a lot of prejudice in the workplace etc....They have to deal with a menstrual cycle that can be very uncomfortable once a month.... But you know what? Even if a girl is missing half of her teeth, and is 100lbs overweight, she can still snap her fingers and get a line of candidates who are sexually attracted to her. And yet they will still complain that they can't find a guy who loves them for who they are, or that respects their feelings, or is willing to commit, etc... Maybe they should look on the brightside...Many guys have trouble even feeling wanted in the first place. So, here is my first Blog. How sweet. Though I seemed to have joined this site about 5 months ago, I
Numerology
THE PERSONAL YEAR The Personal Year is helpful in evaluating the trend of the coming calendar year. For a clue as to what lies ahead in the coming year, calculate your personal year using this formula: First, reduce the month and day of your birth, your birthday, to a single digit. Using my birthday for example, February 8th, that single digit would be 1 (2+8=10; 1+0=1). If your month and day total comes to 11 or 22, the master numbers, in this instance, reduce the number to 2 and 4, respectively. Next, reduce the year for which you are making the calculation to a single digit. The year 2003 would become 5. Now, add the single digit representing your birthday to the single digit representing the year in question. Thus, 2003 is a 6 personal year for me. Calculate your personal year and see the likely trend of events for the year Personal Year 1. . . .A New Beginning In Your Life The current year is the beginning of a new nine year cycle for you. It holds t
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Numerology, Numbers Don't Lie....this Is For Other Number Geeks Out There..
You entered: christopher jacob rikli There are 21 letters in your name. Those 21 letters total to 112 There are 7 vowels and 14 consonants in your name. What your first name means:Shakespearean Male 'King Richard III' Christopher Urswick, a priest. 'The Taming of the Shrew' Christopher Sly, a tinker. Latin Male With Christ inside. Greek Male From the Greek word meaning carrier of Christ, Famous bearer: St Christopher, patron Saint of travellers, is believed to have carried the Christ-child across a river. English Male He who holds Christ in his heart. Famous Bearers: actors Christopher Plummer and Christopher Walken; explorer Christopher Columbus. Your number is: 4 The characteristics of #4 are: A foundation, order, service, struggle against limits, steady growth. The expression or destiny for #4: Order, service, and management are the cornerstones of the number 4 Expression. Your destiny is to express wonderful organization skills with your ever practical,
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The Numerology of 44 (Dealing with my new age...)44 is a powerful number. Know why? Because the 4 vibrates with paying attention to detail and building a solid foundation for the future. In 44, that effect is doubled. Plus, the two numbers (4 and 4), adding up to 8, have an umbrella vibration of effective management, controlling group dynamics, building large structures (buildings, bridges, organizations), and financial control.44 is a “master number” in numerology, meaning it has an extremely potent vibration, but also falls back into its lower vibration when not held appropriately… In a nutshell, I find it to have meanings of sacrifice and balance, work and structure, yet exertion and decay.Impeccability, desire with insight, wisdom with reason, intensity, conviction, adeptship, heroism, self-control, discipline, controlled energy focused.44 is magnificence and manifestation - the master architect and alchemist who can transform an idea and structure into a powerfu
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It's freezing, overcast, and windy in my neck of the woods. Good day for some gaming and browsing in my jammies :) On the topic of gaming, what's your favorite?  Mine would be BioShock. I have tattoos from the first game :) Can't get enough of the underwater world known as Rapture, kicking Splicer ass and rocking a Big Daddy suit. Yep, it's my crack.  Don't get me wrong though. BioShock might be favorite but there are very many close seconds. Like Skyrim, which I am now off to play. NinjaKitties ftw
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Nun At Hooters
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom? The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf." Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun. So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?" "Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, "Would you l
The Nun And Shekky
Sorry about the delay in production but Shekky got lost in the land of dust bunnies under the couch again. It took almost a week to fish him out this time As I walked hand and hand with my new voluptuous friend through the seedier section of Ball Suck. (actually the alley behind Jack’s bar) I heard the sound of glass breaking and noticed movement from behind the dumpster. The bedraggled form of Ruth Buzzy emerged wearing a tin foil hat and holding the neck of a broken bottle. “Beat it bitch. I need to talk with the Nun” she told my raven locked cutie. “I’ll wait for you around the corner.” the corn fed beauty said her eyes caressing me as she continued on. “Listen and listen good.” Buzzy began when we were alone in the alley. “You need to get your midget friend and leave right now.” She continued. “If not you’ll be trapped in this town as an undead zombie movie usher forever” She went on to relate a story right out of a low budget “B” movie. It seemed she had stopped in Ba
The Nun At Hooters
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters.   The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while ‘the lights would turn off.’   Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.   However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.   She walked up to the bartender, and asked, ‘May I please use the restroom?   The bartender replied, ‘OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.’   ‘Well, in that case, I’ll just look the other way,’ said the nun.   So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.   After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. !   She went to the bartender and said, ‘Sir, I don’t understand.  Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?&rs
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A Nun Grading Papers
Can you imagine a nun sitting at her desk grading papers, trying to keep a straight face and maintain her composure! THESE EXCERPTS ARE FROM A CATHOLIC ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TEST ABOUT MIRACLES IN THE OLD AND NEW TESTAMENTS. THE FOLLOWING STATEMENTS ABOUT THE BIBLE WERE WRITTEN BY CHILDREN. THEY HAVE NOT BEEN RETOUCHED OR THE SPELLING CORRECTED. 1. IN THE FIRST BOOK OF THE BIBLE, GUINESSIS. GOD GOT TIRED OF CREATING THE WORLD SO HE TOOK THE SABBATH OFF. 2. ADAM AND EVE WERE CREATED FROM AN APPLE TREE. NOAH'S WIFE WAS JOAN OF ARK. NOAH BUILT AND ARK AND THE ANIMALS CAME ON IN PEARS. 3. LOTS WIFE WAS A PILLAR OF SALT DURING THE DAY, BUT A BALL OF FIRE DURING THE NIGHT. 4. THE JEWS WERE A PROUD PEOPLE AND THROUGHOUT HISTORY THEY HAD TROUBLE WITH UNSYMPATHETIC GENITALS. 5. SAMPSON WAS A STRONGMAN WHO LET HIMSELF BE LED ASTRAY BY A JEZEBEL LIKE DELILAH. 6. SAMSON SLAYED THE PHILISTINES WITH THE AXE OF THE APOSTLES 7. MOSES LED THE JEWS TO THE RED SEA WHERE THEY
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Nunna Daul Tsunny
Introduction "There were ten million Native Americans on the American continent when the first non- Indians arrived. Over the next 300 years, 90% of all Native American original population was either wiped out by disease, famine, or warfare imported by the whites." The relocation of the Native Americans to the Oklahoma Territory that became known as "The Trail of Tears", "The Trail Where They Cried " ("Nunna daul Tsuny") by the Cherokee, represents one of the darkest and saddest episodes of American history. It is a tragic tale of force winning out over decency and power winning out over justice. To understand the infamous Trail of Tears it is not enough to know about the long and cruel journey of the Native Americans to their new home west of the Mississippi river, but it is also necessary to understand the historical background. Historical Background Early history of the Five Civilized Tribes The insatiable desire of white settlers for lands inevitably led t
A Nun's Tale
A nun gets into a cab and the driver keeps staring at her through the rear view mirror. "You know, Sister," the cab driver says, "I hope you aren't too offended, but I've always had this fantasy of getting a blowjob from a nun." The nun thinks for a moment and says, "I'm not too offended. I just have two requirements. One, that you be single, and two, that you be Catholic." "Oh yes, Sister, I am single and Catholic," the cab drive replies, so they pull into an alley and the nun proceeds to satisfy the cab driver orally. After they're done, the cab driver begins laughing. "What's so funny?" the nun asks. "Ha ha!" the cab driver annnounces, "I fooled you sister. The truth is I'm really married and I'm Jewish!" "That's okay," the nun replies, "My name is Bob and I'm on my way to a fancy dress party."
2 Nuns And A Paint Job
Two Nuns and a Paint Job: Two Nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even one drop of paint on  their habits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude.  In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. 'Who is it?' calls one of the nuns.   'Blind man,' replies a voice from the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each other and shrug and deciding  that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door. 'Nice boobs,' says the man, 'where do you want the blinds ??'
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hey, i'm new to lostcherry. i seen an advertisement on a diff website. n checked it out because i have a mad obsession wit cherries. so if ya'll could give me sum pointers to help me master the website... that'd be splendid. n if ya'll r wondering... i do got a man. he lives in chi-town. n goes to college at south suburban. n i go to college here in the wisconsin fox valley. *kisses to my bitches* *slaps to my haterz* mwah xoxo
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Nursing
Get Your Music Video Code Here | MySpace Codes | Free HOPE (please play as you read this blog) MySpace Polls 30,000 Music Video Codes | MySpace Layouts THE NURSING HOME WERE I WORK YOU CAN SEE HOW BIG IT IS SHOWN FROM DIFFERENT ANGLES THE HOUSE IS OVER 100 YEARS OLD HAS MANY CORRIDORS TO GO DOWN, LITTLE OUT THE WAY TURNS, LITTLE HIDDEN ROOMS, THIS IS THE SLUICE ROOM, ONE UP STAIRS ONE DOWN LITTLE WINDY STAIRS LEADING TO BIGGER WINDY STAIRS DOWN STAIRS, MORE CORRIDORS,LOTS OF ROOMS THIS IS WERE ALL THE RESIDENTS MEALS AR
Nurses
Anybody want to share there stories about being a nurse?
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Nursing... - when using a public restroom, you wash your hands with soap for a full minute and turn off the faucets with your elbows. -- when you tell a man you meet for the first time you're a nurse, you're expected to laugh hysterically when he asks you for a sponge bath, as if it was the most original and wittiest thing you've ever heard. -- your favorite dream is the one where you leave a mess at a patient's bedside and tell a doctor to clean it up. -- men assume you must be great in bed because of the 9 billion porn movies about nurses. -- everyone, including complete strangers, tells you about each and every ache and pain they have. -- you want to put your foot through the TV screen every time you see a nurse on a soap opera doing nothing but talking on the phone and flirting with doctors. -- you can watch the goriest movie and eat anything afterwards, even spaghetti with lots of tomato sauce. -- you use a plastic 30cc medicine cup for a shot glass.
Nursery Rhymes Updated
Mary had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two hunks of bread. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ JACK AND JILL Went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill And now they have a son. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings' horses, And all the kings' men. Had scrambled eggs, For breakfast again. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle, All over the bedside clock. The little dog laughed to see such fun. Then died of electric shock. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie, Kissed the girls and made them cry. And when the boys came out to play, He kissed them too 'cause he was gay. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Nurses Night Out...
9 of us from work decided to get together to help celebrate one of the girls birthdays. It was a royal riot. If you could picture 9 nutty nurses ... hootin n hollerin in the local bar in Prescott, Ontario. We started out with beer, rye and some wacked out drink ..all I can remember of it was...that it green..LOL From there we graduated to shooters with peppermint schnapps and tequilla. Whoaaa...them is mighty powerful. Of course throw in a few B-52's ..and yep Boo was pretty snookered..lol We danced..played pool..well I think I played pool..LOL ..think I jus kinda stood there with the pool stick. The band was okay...played a lot of blues. I know I kept shouting at them to play..."One burbon, one scotch and one beer" ..bastards never played it...lol I know I ended up at a friends place...drinking till 3:30 am...am still at a loss as to how I got there..lmao! Gonna have to ask her at work tomorrow. The highlight of my night tho was meeting one of my friends from
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A little 8 year old boy wanted to be circumcised when he realized he looked different than dad and his friends. The day after the proceedure he returned to school. During class, he became uncomfortable and asked for permission to go to the nurse. When he arrived at her office, he hesitated and finally just asked if he could call his mother. Sensing this was personal, the nurse stepped into the hall and closed the door to allow him privacy. Several minutes later the little boy came out of her office and the nurse noticed his penis was sticking out of his pants. "Where are you going?" she asked. "Back to class," said the boy. "But you can't go back like that!" explained the nurse. "I have to," stressed the boy. "My mother said that if I could just stick it out until lunchtime, she would come and pick me up." Do you know the difference between a nurse and a nun? The nun only has to serve one god. ********************************************* Did you hear about the nurse who died and we
Nurse Tracy And The Old Man
An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living the last of his life in a Nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong. "Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Wallace, "My private part died today, and I am very sad." Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace, please accept my condolences." The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his private part hanging out his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy. "Mr. Wallace," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your private part back inside your pajamas." "But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Wallace, "I told you yesterday that my private part died." "Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?" "Well, he replied, "Today's the viewing."
Nursing Research Survey
Would you kindly go to the given link and take the survey? It is for my Nursing Research class this semester. Thanks!!!! Click Here to take survey http://www.surveymonkey.com/s.aspx?sm=noOtXI_2bMh7jH8ypzLnCTiw_3d_3d
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I'm now licensed to practice nursing in the state of Georgia...yay! Now comes the task of finding a job and relocating to a warmer climate. Wish me luck!
Nursery Rhymes 2007
Mary had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard. ******************** MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two slices of bread. ******************** JACK AND JILL Went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill And now they have a son. ******************** SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the Pie man, "What have you got there?" Said the Pie man unto Simon, "Pies, you Dumb Ass" ******************** HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings' horses, And all the kings' men. Had scrambled eggs, For breakfast again. ******************** HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle, All over the bedside clock. The little dog laughed to see such fun. Then died of electric shock. ******************** GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie, Kissed the girls
Nursery Rhymes
Mary had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard. ******************** Mary had a little lamb. Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two chunks of bread. ******************** Jack and Jill went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill And now they have a son. ******************** Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the pie man, "What have you got there?" Said the pie man unto Simon, "Pies, you dumb ass" ******************** Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings' horses, And all the kings' men. Had scrambled eggs. For breakfast again. ******************** Hey diddle, diddle, the cat took a piddle, All over the bedside clock. The little dog laughed to see such fun. Then died of electric shock. ******************** Georgie
Nurse????????????????
Ok lol....My name is Cindy and I am not a Nurse I was playing one on here but........Peeps think I am so I choose 2 change...I do take care of my Daughter and help her w/her diabetes shots doing insulin vials and insulin pump supplies...so I sorta am at home....lol...So yes I did change it and that is why I did I dont want 2 offend the ones that are a Nurse themselves!!!!!!!!
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Today Nursey has a funeral to go to. Her aunt died. Please show her some extra luv today. I know you will. You guys rock. :) http://www.fubar.com/user/1887057
Nursery Rhymes We Should Have Had!!!
Nursery Rhymes we didn't have as kids....... Mary had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard. ******************** Mary had a little lamb. Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two hunks of bread. ******************** Jack and Jill went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill And now they have a son. ******************** Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the pie man, 'What have you got there?' Said the pie man unto Simon, 'Pies, you dumb ass' !! ******************** Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings' horses, And all the kings' men. Had scrambled eggs, For breakfast again. ******************** Hey diddle, diddle, the cat took a piddle, All over the bedside clock. The little dog laughed to see such fun. Then died of electric shock. ****************
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Nursery School Gurgaon
Nursery school Gurgaon is an educational institution for kids. It’s common place where children’s play, meet, and spend their time together under the guidance of a teachers. Nursery school Gurgaon aren’t for a formal education but a common place where kids feel their taste of Independence. Nursery school Gurgaon are more as workshops, where the nursery teachers are as craftsman who molds the child’s character and make him physically, mentally, ethically and psychologically strong enough. Childhood is one of the chaste stages when a kid is takes decisions in his life with single mind without any thinking of worldly counter aspects. This quality fades as kid develops into adults because there’re a plenty of influences and other aspects which come into play while a kid’s decision is made. Nursery school Gurgaon is an educational institution for kids. It’s common place where children’s play, meet, and spend their time together
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