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Good Stuff!So I'm sitting up doing nothing at midnight and for some reason I'm having fun doing it. Everyone I know is sleeping but I'm not tired. I work night shift so I don't usually get tired untill like 3 am. It sucks but oh well. I'll write more tomorrow.
Good SummerGoing to see Nickelback with Hinder, Papa Roach and Saving Abel on Tue, Aug 11. @ DTE, Then Crew Fest 2 on Sat, Aug 15. @ DTE and Kid Rock with Alice in Chains and Cypress Hill on Jul, 18, @ Comerica Park. Look like a busy summer.
Good Bye!To all my friends,
the time has come for me to delete my profile - life has just crashed down on my in a HUGE way and I need to focus on saving my home and Fixing My life - if i can
I will miss my friends on here - but if you would like to keep in touch via email - then just send me a PM
thanks for all the fun - much love and good luck to all of you! may life bring you nothing but happiness :)
xo
rebecca
Goodbye Cruel World LolTo my friends-
There is just so much going on these days that, the time I spend here could be used for good, not perviness lol. I just want to say I love all of you guys. Even though I actually only talked to about 10 of you on a regular basis. I will still have my Yahoo messenger account that I will check from time to time. For those of you that don't have it it's
The Goodnight Kiss Part 2as he presses his lips against hers,he reaches for the lock,keys in his hand.Unlocking it and turning the knob,they both fall into the house,her still with her legs wrapped around his waist.she lets her legs touch the floor ,looks into his eyes ,hers FILLED WITH WILD CARNAL LUST,,,she places her hands on his chest ,shoving him back against the wall hard,grabbing his shirt,she pulls and rips it open,buttons flying everywhere,she yanks it down his arms,leaving his hands bound by the fabric.She looks him up and down,licking her lips,biting her lower lip,and groaning ,,,,oh hell yeah!!!!!She runs her hands ,slowly over his chest,,feeling it raise and lower as his breath quickens,,with a sly grin,she rakes her bright red nails ,slowly down his chest,,,purrrrrring ,tell me how bad you want me,as she pinches his nipple.she steps even closer and asks,,,do you want to take my body,and do as you please with me,as if i belonged to you?He can only stare at her,not saying a word,,wide eyed,he swall
Good JokesAdd your own :
Terns Of Endearment
The Big LebOWLski
Eagle-y Blonde
Betty Blue Tit
Every Which Way But Goose
~good Guys Only Win In The Movies~Yeah, It feels like this sometimes.....
I had a girl, And I treated her tenderly, Oh yeah.She pretended that she cared, While she only laughed at me.All my life she deserted, I never knew how she flirted.Now it's me that's hurting.What a lesson I've learned.Good guys only win in the movies.Yes they do, now.They ride white horses, girl, And they're friends with everyone.Good guys only make it in the movies.Because in life, They turn out sad and lonely ones.How sincere now, baby, Could your man have been?I stuck right by ya, honey, Both through thick and thin.Girl I did?You know you turned the table.I don't think I'll make it, But I'm gonna make it on my own.Girl, I'm tired of your lying, Tired of your alibi'ing, Now my love is dying, I'm gonna kiss your love goodbye.Sad and lonely ones... Sad and lonely ones...
PEACE.....
Good Girls Finnish Last...Men are quick to say that the good guys always finnish last...I beg to differ on that.. I think that the good girls finnish last as well.. Im a good woman.. Loving, caring, funny, and smart...I know imma big girl..come on ive been huge for a long time now..I know im a fat chick.. But i like being me...but try to be me and find somone who's going to look at you with out thinking
Good Advice* Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. *
* Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.*
* Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.*
* A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.*
* Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.*
* Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.*
* Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.*
* Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.*
* It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.*
* You cannot unsay a cruel word.*
* Every path has a few puddles.*
* When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty..*
* The best sermons are lived, not preached.
* Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.*
* Don't judge folks by their relatives.*
* Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.* {Wisdom has 2 parts -
having a lot to say, and then not saying it}
* Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back,
you'll enjoy it a
GoodbyeThe hardest part of any friendship is when it's time to say goodbye. As much as we might like things to stay the same, change is an inevitable part of life. The universe may seem huge and the rift between friends on opposite side of the world may seem a great distance. There are many tools available with which we can communicate, but even without these tools there is a secret that only real friends know, and it is this. All the mountains and valleys in the world cannot separate friends whose hearts are as one.
Good2priebeHey one more thing my B-Day is this saturday and i will be drinking my ass off i will be 31this year. Well to let eveybody know that im about to move up to Great Lakes Il. I will be up there for about 3 years. It will be the closest i have been to my family in about 10 years. I have 2 wonderful kids a timmy jr and monike diane. I also have a loving wife that is my soul mate for life. I have 9years left in the navy. I cant wait to be done so that way i can be with my family full time.. To all live life to the fullest everyday that goes by.
Good LovinSay Her Name – Women love to hear their man say their name. While “baby” and “sweetheart” are flattering, remind her of what it sounds like to hear you say her name. Be it unexpectedly mid-sentence or upon seeing her. Hearing you say her name evokes a certain closeness especially in moments of intimacy. Not to mention it’s effortless.Take Notes – if you know your girl’s habits then you know where she spends most of her time. Leave a little post-it note in her closet that says “I love you in the blue dress, wear it.” Or a note on the bathroom mirror that says “the red lace thong, please.” And finally a note on the door that says “You look beautiful, meet me at our favorite place at 8 and be ready for an all-nighter,” or something to that effect. She’ll be ready to devour you by the time the night is over.Fair Trade – lingerie is so cliche but it really doesn’t have to be! Buy your lady
9 Good Looking Guys Auction Stop BySo here it is girls im running an auction for 9 goodlooking guys
it is up and running now and goes until sunday sunday6th of september
at 7pm fu time so feel free to stop by and make a bid there is lots of rewards if you are the highest bidder and please just remember everyone is goodlooking in their own way this is purely for fun purposes not to be judgemental well take care everyone hope to hear from you all soon So here is it girls am running an auction for 9 goodlooking guys
come stop by and make a bid there are plenty of rewards if you are highest bidder
i ask that you remember that everyone is good looking in their own way this is purely for fun purposes
so drop by could be lots of fun
to make a bid go to my auction folder and leave a comment it will be approved
Goodbye DavidIt is with a very heavy heart that I pass on this news.Sometime early this morning, Thursday, October 8, 2009, my dear friend, David Michael Wolf, aka NC CHEROKEE WARRIOR here on Fubar, passed away in his sleep at his home in Joppa, MD.Those of you who knew David, knew that he had been dealing with terminal small cell carcinoma. David had continued to work, driving long hauls to help cover the cost of his medications. I knew David his entire life. His family and mine have been close for several generations. I used to watch David when he was a child, and I watched him grow up to be a very special man.David was first and foremost a poet. He turned many of his writings into songs, and he also wrote music to many of my poems. He had seven CDs of music that he recorded, and some of you here on Fubar were lucky enough to have received some of his music.
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Good Guys Finish LastWhy do good guys always finish last? It seems that the guys who put the most effort forth, get the least in return. Im not sayin that they NEED it, but every once in a while, they do really deserve it. Unfortunately, ive learned this first hand. Im the type of person that would give everything, for one person to be happy and safe, many times . Ive given everything, to the person that mattered to me, and i got nothin, but troubles. Id give up my time, when i had none, id give up my strength, when i was broken down, i would give up my last breath just to keep them alive, they, would give up.................me, just so they didnt have to lose anything or have to make a decision on their own. Is it wrong to want to help ppl, is it wrong to feel that sometimes in life, u have to give everything u have, to get something in return? At what point is it that u have to just stop, and give up, on urself? At what point is it that i will finally get what i deserve, even if it is just a thank you. I
2010 Good And Badi just moved back to D.C. from KEY WEST, FL after 14 and a half months............ damn
A Good WomanA GOOD WOMAN
A good woman is proud. She respects herself and others. She is aware of who she is. She neither seeks definition from the person she is with, nor does she expect them to read her mind. She is quite capable of articulating her needs. A good woman is hopeful. She is strong enough to make all her dreams come true. She knows love, therefore she gives love. She recognizes that her love has great value and must be reciprocated. If her love is taken for granted, it soon disappears. A good woman has a dash of inspiration and a dabble of endurance. She knows that she will at times have to inspire others to reach the potential God gave them. A good woman knows her past, understands her present and forces toward the future. A good woman knows God. She knows that with God the world is her playground, but without God she will just be played with. A good woman does not live in fear of the future because of her past. Instead, she understands that her life experiences are merely lessons
The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly"True friends stab you in the front" ~Oscar Wilde
I am opening this blog with that quote, which is one of my favorites for a reason. Those we call friends can sometimes disappoint more than those we once considered enemies. The ones that we didn't get along with for one reason or another suddenly become closer than those who always appeared to be nice, sweet friends who "like to help others."
I am blessed to call some women on here friends now that were once on the opposite side of that line. They were never quiet about their feelings about me, nor was I about them. The catalyst always came down to a guy (go figure). It was always out in the open though. Never was a word said that the other wasn't aware of. That is the reason that these women are so much respected by me.
It's the ones who smile in your face as they stab you in the back that bother me.
Fubar is like a small town, and everyone knows everyone else's business, or at least pretends to know, and states is as fact with
Good Vs EvilI am looking for some input on this but I just realized I am probably posting it on the wrong thing. it not like I have the 10 mil to pick anyways.... would it be wrong to ask for a donation :-) thanks for stopping by to take a loon anyways.
Goodbye My Sweet HeartbreakHOW MUCH LOVE I HAVE FOR YOU HOW MANY TIMES THAT I TOLD YOU HOW I COULD LET MYSELF WITHOUT YOU HOW COULD I SMILE WITHOUT YOU YOU CAME IN TO MY LIFE YOU SWIFT ME OF MY FEET SO SWEET AS ABABY FEET YOU ENTER MY HEART YOU SHARE YOUR SMILE THEN...... WELL THEN YOU ARE NOT FOR ME YOU ARE NOT WHO WILL BELONG TO ME SO...... SO WHY ALL THE WASTE YOU TOOK MY HEART FROM THE EAST TO THE WEST YOU LET ME SO IN TO YOU YOU LET ME USE TO YOU AFTER.. AFTER I WAS ALL BY MY SLEF WITHOUT YOU TO SHARE IN THE END.... AM SORRY AM NOT GONNA COME BACK AGAIN EVEN IF YOU WILL BE MINE AGAIN LET THIS TIME WILL BE THE TRUE LESSON I WISH THAT I NEVER LEARN THE LIFE THAT I WILL NOT LIVE AGAIN AND THE LOVE THAT I WILL NOT GO THROUGH AGAIN SO.....SO GOODBYE MY SWEET HEARTBREAK
Good For A LaughSeveral months ago, I came across a joke called "Waxing Woes", and up until now, I thought it was the funniest thing I had ever read.
Good Dealsplease remember prices vary by state and city, but these should come pretty close, i hope this helps ya marine. and if anyone else wants this type of layout let me know. i made this one for marine thinking of things he normally uses and knowing which coupons and stores he has available to him. but anyone is welcome to the ideas.
gillete pro-glide razor
price match cvs
use 4 dollar coupon from this sundays paper
total - 99 cents
Good ByeHello everyone, I know I've said this time and time again. As of now I have made up my mind. I'm leaving Fubar. I haven been here over a year. I dont have time for it. I've met some wonderful people here also the love of my life. I'm so sorry. Please dont try to ask me to stay. Love you my friends
Good ThoughtsI am the salt of the earth wherever I go I add flavor! Can you ever imagine eating food without salt? This world would be so bland without me, the happy, goofy, wonderful, awesome, unique, perfectly imperfect mess that is none other than me Tiffany. I am the one who loves hard and goes harder to make you smile. I am the beauty that was traded for ashes, more priceless than the silver and the gold. I can’t be bought or sold, I’m not young or old I am in my prime and just might blow your mind! One word, and one smile at a time. No I’m not a dime I’m a dollar and a sweet dream but I can be your beautiful nightmare if you dare try me! I’m the last of a dying breed that came from a hard shell pushing through it like a seed. I broke through years of struggles & pressure yet still I grew into a tree. I am all of me not what you want me to be. I am the loving, funny, beautiful, passionate, quite, observant, intelligent, mystery that is named Tiffany, Do you like w
A Good-ol'-boy's Guide To Computers!1. BACKUP: What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods
2. BARCODE: The fighting rules down at the local tavern
3. BUG: The reason you give for calling in sick
4. BYTE: What the pit bull did to cousin Jim Bob
5. CACHE: What you have to resort to when you run out of food stamps
6. CHIP: Pasture muffins that you try not to step in
7. CRASH: When you go to Junior's party uninvited
8. DIGITAL: Counting on your fingers
9. DISKETTE: A female disco dancer
10. FAX: The only thing the FBI is interested in
11. HACKER: Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking
12. INTERNET: Where cafeteria workers put their hair
13. KEYBOARD: Where you hang the keys to the tractor
14. MAC: Big Bubbas favorite fast food
15. MODEM: I.Q. comparison (as in "He's mo' dumb than y'all")
16. MOUSE PAD: Where Mickey and Minnie live
17. NETWORK: Scooping up a big fish before it breaks the line
18. ONLINE: Where to walk when taking the sobriety test
Good Point...wisdom Stolen From A BlastThis is so true...
I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go. Things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right. You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.
A Good ReadDon't wash your hair in the shower!It's so good to finally get a health warning that is useful!!! It pertains to the shampoo that runs down your body when you shampoo in the shower. WARNING TO US ALL!!! Shampoo Warning! I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner! I use shampoo in the shower! When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning,"FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME." No wonder I have been gaining weight! Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with Dawn dish soap instead. Its label reads, "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE." Problem solved! This is a long one, but well worth the read. A NYC Taxi driver wrote: I arrived at the address and honked the horn. After waiting a few minutes I honked again. Since this was going to be my last ride of my shift I thought about just driving away, but instead I put the car in park and walked up to the door and
Good39Who is in the mood to party? Who is feeling Hot and crazy right now? Who want's to party and get wild with each other? Please feel free to say what you want no hold backs and no need to be shy have a great day and party on.
Good Times BlogUse this blog to share all the good times you had I love to hear stories of wild and wackey out there hope to here from you if you want to share want to rant or just need a shoulder to cry on Im here.Joe
GoodI wanna go fishing. And drink some beer anybody wanna go
Good Bye FuLet me 1st start off by thanking the handful of ya's that have been real with me.
Good Seo Company In IndiaSearch Engine Optimization has become the latest trend and the most affordable and easiest way to lead customers to the required website. For establishing in an online business, the help of an SEO is very much important. SEO companies in India mainly targets the Indian customers. Selecting an seo company india , one should look for result, experience, skill and also the history of the service. One should always talk to a technical expert to know about the different trends that happens in the online area.
Like other SEO services, india seo company also has two types of optimization. On-page optimization which includes a complete examining of the website, content and image optimization, Google and various other search engine setups, Meta tags etc. Off-page optimization includes submissions like manual, directory, article etc, press releases, posts from forums and blogs, social bookmarking etc. They know the pulse of the Indian customers and would know what they would look for. The calcu
"goodbye Life"each days my thoughts keeps thinking nothing but ways to hurt myself...i might actually say goodbye to myself...for not being stronger to continue....Sunday is my last day...i really hope "she" can at least try to stop me and shows me that she still cares about me as a "friend only"...would be sad to say goodbye to myself...
The Good The Bad The UlgyThe good is being back on fubar:) the bad is wondering wtf ppl thing anymore! The ulgy is when some perve gets on cam and shows his wanker to the whole and starts to jack off seriuos dude wtf
GoodbyeEveryday when I see the lines upon your face
I hear the echoes of a place so far away
I learned the scars left by loves embrace
So many goodbyes
Good FridaySLOW REDEMPTION
NO AMBITION
LIFE IS NO SURPRISE
The Good Things.Leave out the ; & type the &code to get the symbol in your text
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Good Distribution Practice TrainingParadigm Shift Consulting Limited offer a range of GDP Training solutions, to fit all businesses, and pockets. Whether you are a pharmacy skimming model with a requirement for Responsible Person/RP refresher training (now part of the EU guidance 2013/C 343/01) or want to GDP train your new staff, we can help. With low recurrent service rates we can build in annual training to your costs. For those with a larger site we offer Driver GDP Training, Warehouse Operative GDP Training, and Basic GDP Training for commercial staff, and Advanced GDP Training for your managers or RPs and DRPs.
Good MorningEarly morning.
Your hardness
pressed against me
I wake with a craving,
a need to feel you inside
Your fingertips,
like butterflies
Barely there,
everywhere
Your lips on mine
eroticism in the flesh
so tantalizing
so inviting
Tongues intertwined
slow penetration
deep, searching
rhythmic in our
newfound ecstasy
Coming to that place
the space between
not wanting to,
and needing to let go
Motionless concentration
It hits hard
and sudden
Unexpected rapture
From the depths
Passion unleashed
Your body warm,
snuggled into mine
Pure relaxation
contentment
and adoration.
Good morning.
Good WordsLove, you have truly won my heart today,Love, I am by your side and here I'll stay.As we leave our lives behind and enter anewA place where we two can now rise,Take hold of the morning.Love and devotion walking hand in hand,More than emotion this is in His plan.I'm amazed at how He's placed you in my life.There was a time when my eyesCouldn't face the morning.Honey, I'm thankful cause you loved me.Darlin', I'm thankful cause you needed me.Oh, what a wonder, oh, what a wonder you are,Now we are under the everlasting arms.The everlasting arms.Love is a lady living for her man.Love is a man who really understands.As we leave our lives behind and enter anewA place where we two can now rise,Take hold of the morning.Honey, I'm thankful cause you loved me.Darlin', I'm thankful cause you needed me.Oh, what a wonder, oh, what a wonder you are,Now we are under the everlasting arms.The everlasting arms.
Words by:
Good WomenSo my question is... Where have all the good women gone to?
Goodwill TreasuresIt's Sunday and the last day of 2017. On Sunday, Goodwill chnges the half off color.. so, while I was out getting lunch today, I decided to stop by and do a quick look around. The first thing that caught y eye was a Hip Hop styl oversized jean jacket. I can't really explain it.. I have an eye for 90s Hip Hop style fashion. I love finding clothing in new to gret condition and mixing it up with my everyday style. This jacket is black with gold stiching. Made by Mega Maxx jeans, It's size XXL and is kinda a rare find. As soon as I tried it on a gentlemen across from me said "Yeah, thats right. fits you good". So, I decided to get it.. It's very comfortable too.
GoofycacaI'm shitfaced and not afraid to admit it.
And I'm not just drunk. I'm so drunk that my feet are tingling. So drunk that my lips are numb.
I stopped at Whataburger for breakfast. For those of you that don't have Whataburger, you're worthless! Living without Whataburger is worse than living without Jack in the Box. And living without Wienerschnitzel is actually worse than living without Whataburger.
I'm so drunk that while drinking out of the milk carton (fuck you, I'm single) I almost fell over when the room started spinning.
Now, I'm going to bed while Augen licks the remaining cheese out of his fur that fell while I was eating my breakfast burrito.
should you choose to accpet it.
I need music ideas. My new job will require some travel. Some of that travel will be by car. My car.
What I want to do is put together a mix CD.
Difficulty - Heavy Bass
Trance, techno and dance are all welcome.
So what do you suggest?
I was really planning on going out t
Goofy's GarageHere’s a brilliant piece of animation history. Disney’s Goofy character was originally called Dippy Dawg. He was re-named Goofy and this is his first cartoon under that name. Called “Goofy and Wilbur”, the cartoon was released in 1939.
Goofy MeOk.. had enough stuff to get me down today..so I brought goofy nikki out. I seen someone was trying to view my youtube I done a week ago..but I deleted it..so here you go! Enjoy!!
Goofylady To OracleGoofyLady to Oracle Train
The Rules:
1. Stop by GoofyLady's page, rate the Default folder of pics... She will be hosting a Happy Hour at 6pm Fu-time... She will have an Auto 11s running as well...
Start with this one...
While you are there... Rate all the tags in her pic folder and pick yours up. Please leave her a comment that you have gotten it...
2. Rate, Fan, Add, and Comment each person on the Party List. If you are already friends with someone, check to make sure you have re-rated him/her and leave a comment... "GoofyLady to Oracle" or something like that...
4. Private message Carrie when you have completed rating each party guest. She will make you a thank you tag if one is not already made for you... And add you to the guest list...
5. When new people join the party... You must rate/fan/add/comment them back... DO NOT just ACCEPT the friend request
6. Repost the bulletin so it can be seen by as many people as possible.
7. NO DRAMA..
Goofy StuffOk, I couldn't get this thing to work here, but, click on the link and you should be able to see it.
Hope this made you all (or y'all) smile.......
(Let me know if this worked, and feel free to leave a comment.)
http://sendables.jibjab.com/view/eIMYKqwam1bjxDD7zCJ7
Google Phone BookGoogle has implemented a new feature which enables you to type a telephone
number into the search bar and hit enter and you will be given the person's name
and address. If you then hit MapQuest, you will get a map to the person's house.
Everyone should be aware of this! It's a nationwide reverse telephone book.
If a child gives out his/her phone number, someone can now look it up to find
out where he/she lives. The safety issues are obvious, and alarming.
Note that you can have your phone number removed or blocked. I tried my number
and it came up along with the mapquest and directions straight to our house. I
did fill out the removal form for myself, and encourage all of you to do the
same. Quite scary.
Please look up your own number.
In order to test whether your phone number is mapped, go to: google
(http://www.google.com/) Type your phone number in the search bar (i.e. 555-555-1212) and hit enter. If you want to B L O C K Google from divulging
Google Map...Ok so go to google.com.
Click on maps.
Click on get directions.
From New York, New York.
To Paris, France.
Then read line #23.
Google EarthI have a bunch of photos that are used in Google Earth that I take on rides and a lot of them are not on here .. I have some High Resolution ones on there that are to large for Fubar.. Drop by the page and peek and some of those shots and let me know what you think.. http://www.panoramio.com/user/4364739
Go On U Kno U Want ToThis is fun to do. Just read the 'offence' and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
NOTE fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it.
Smoked weed -- £10
Did acid or pills -- £5
Ever had sex at church -- £25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- £40
Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo etc -- £25
Had sex for money -- £100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- £20
Vandalized something -- £20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- £10
Beat up someone -- £20
Been jumped -- £10
Cross dressed -- £10
Given money to stripper -- £25
Been in love with a stripper -- £20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- £0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- £15
Ever drive and drank -- £20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- £50
Used toys while having sex -- £30
Got drunk, passed out and do
Gooooooooo PackersA PETS 10 COMMANDMENTS1. My life is likely to last 10-15 years. Any separation from you is likely to be painful.2. Give me time to understand what you want of me.3. Place your trust in me. It is crucial for my well-being.4. Don't be angry with me for long and don't lock me up as punishment. You have your work, your friends, your entertainment, but I have only you.5. Talk to me. Even if I don't understand your words, I do understand your voice when speaking to me.6. Be aware that however you treat me, I will never forget it.7. Before you hit me, before you strike me, remember that I could hurt you, and yet, I choose not to bite you.8. Before you scold me for being lazy or uncooperative, ask yourself if something might be bothering me. Perhaps I'm not getting the right food, I have been in the sun too long, or my heart might be getting old or weak.9. Please take care of me when I grow old. You too, will grow old.
GooseSometimes it may seem easier 2 tell a lie. But its really easier to tell the truth in the long run! To all the fakes and foneys who think they have everyone fooled, remember, what goes around comes around, 10 fold!
GoosebumpsAFTER A FEW OF THE USUAL SUNDAY EVENING HYMNS,
THE CHURCH'S PASTOR SLOWLY STOOD UP,
WALKED OVER TO THE PULPIT AND,
BEFORE HE GAVE HIS SERMON FOR THE EVENING,
HE BRIEFLY INTRODUCED A GUEST MINISTER
WHO WAS IN THE SERVICE THAT EVENING.
IN THE INTRODUCTION, THE PASTOR TOLD THE
CONGREGATION THAT THE GUEST MINISTER WAS
ONE OF HIS DEAREST CHILDHOOD FRIENDS AND
THAT HE WANTED HIM TO HAVE A FEW MOMENTS
TO GREET THE CHURCH AND SHARE WHATEVER
HE FELT WOULD BE APPROPRIATE FOR THE SERVICE.
WITH THAT, AN ELDERLY MAN STEPPED UP TO THE
PULPIT AND BEGAN TO SPEAK.
"A FATHER, HIS SON, AND A FRIEND OF HIS SON WERE
SAILING OFF THE PACIFIC COAST ," HE BEGAN.
"WHEN A FAST APPROACHING STORM BLOCKED ANY
ATTEMPT TO GET BACK TO THE SHORE.
THE WAVES WERE SO HIGH, THAT EVEN THOUGH THE
FATHER WAS AN EXPERIENCED SAILOR, HE COULD NOT
KEEP THE BOAT UPRIGHT AND THE THREE WERE SWEPT
INTO THE OCEAN AS THE BOAT CAPSIZED."
THE OLD MAN HESITATED FOR A MOMENT,
MAKING EYE CONTACT WITH TWO TEE
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Go Out With MeTO ALL REAL MEN
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait"
To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town
(or across the state) to see her.
To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that did what she wanted to do.
To every guy that cried in front of her.
To every guy that she cried in front of.
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with meaning.
To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours
just to see her for ten minutes
To every guy that would give his seat up.
To every guy
Go Out And Get Me My MoneyI told you before, you ain't gotta be a hoe, but woman you got to go get my money,
i love your children. even though their dad is still in prison, but woman-you got to go get my money, like when it rains it shines, and when it snow- you know it's cold.The wind shouldn't stop ya, remember the coat that i brought you, so make sure you go out and get my money.
Love is blind, and yo mama sho is still fine. Her man ain't treat'n her right.i saw yo dad at the neighbor hood cock fight. And he was talk'n about gettin yo mama, her money.Damn,Damn, Damn i don't eat green eggs and ham.I'm a meat and potatoe man. Not them chumps that chose Spam..so please woman- go out and get my money.
Now i'm a lover between yo legs, you never lay there half dead.And when we sweat it's the best, i'll even hit you without no rest, So boo-make sho you go out and get me my money..
Original Piece,by
Jpzgosh
Go Patriots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Yawkey Way, Beacon Rd., "The Hub", Fenway Park. These are names that every New Englander can associate with fo 8 months out of the year. It's BOSTON, home of the 2007 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS, the RED SOX!!!! But now that October has come to a close, and we're already holding one trophy, fans refocus their attention just a short drive south west of BOSTON.
Gillette Stadium, Foxboro, Massachusetts. Football fans all over the country are now being familiarized with more New England geography as the NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS are well on their way to an undefeated season! And Sundays now are nothing but loyal fans glued to the TV once again to cheer on their team as they try to acomplish what only one other team in history has done...a perfect season.
But when Miami did it, the season wasn't as long. There are 2 extra games now. And Sunday would prove to be quite a test as the only two teams in the league still undefeated would meet each other, and as luck would have it, it would b
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~gor 101~basic Q & A~"If one is not strong, it is natural to make a virtue of weakness." ~Savages of Gor~p 235~ ............
"It is said," said Samos, "that only weaklings, and fools, and men who deserve to be slave girls, fall slave to women." ~Hunters of Gor~p 13~ ............
"He who surrenders his mastery surrenders his manhood. I wondered what those who flocked like sheep to their own castration received in recompense for their manhood. I supposed it must be very valuable. But if this were so, why did they feel it necessary to shrill so petulantly at others, those who scorned them and had chosen different paths?" ~Players of Gor~p 176~ ............
"We met in the center of the room and embraced. I wept, and he did, too, without shame. I learned later that on this alien world a strong man may feel and express emotions, and that the hypocrisy of constraint is not honored on this planet as it is on mine." ~Tarnsman of Gor~p 21~ ............
"With weapons and courage.... They were truly free m
GordieThe days are long and hard
they drag on and on
I long to see your smiling face
to hear you laugh
to see you stomp up the stairs
to hear that door slam
to hear the funny jokes you tell
I miss you my son.........
I dont understand why
are you a pawn in a game?
or just loved that much
am I selfish to want you home?
or would I just be giving up?
I do all I can
though sometimes not enough
I miss you my son...........
I am prepared for the worst
but hope for the best
its been a very long month
not knowing
not understanding
but praying everyday
longing to say
welcome home my son..............
Gordon Fan Not Jr.For all you JR. fans out there think of this jr. is not his daddy he has not earned a dam thing that his daddy didn't give him. GOD BLESS DALE SR. and until JR. earns it on his own piss on him. AND yes JEFF GORDON is number one because he has EARNED his position and this year he will get 5 CAMPIONSHIPS and whats that oh jr. will still be JUST A BUSH campion ROFLMFAO Hell yes thats number 78 just incase all you JR. fans didn't see the race today. LMAO
Gordon LightfootWreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald, music and lyrics c1976 by Gordon Lightfoot
The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
of the big lake they called "Gitche Gumee."
The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead
when the skies of November turn gloomy.
With a load of iron ore twenty-six thousand tons more
than the Edmund Fitzgerald weighed empty,
that good ship and true was a bone to be chewed
when the "Gales of November" came early.
The ship was the pride of the American side
coming back from some mill in Wisconsin.
As the big freighters go, it was bigger than most
with a crew and good captain well seasoned,
concluding some terms with a couple of steel firms
when they left fully loaded for Cleveland.
And later that night when the ship's bell rang,
could it be the north wind they'd been feelin'?
The wind in the wires made a tattle-tale sound
and a wave broke over the railing.
And ev'ry man knew, as the captain did too
'twas the witch of November come stealin'.
Gorean Quoteskajira: female slave
barbarian: a native of the planet Earth, usually used in a derogatory sense in reference to slave girls from that planet. Also defined as slave girls captured from outlying regions or cities. Barbarian slave girls from Earth are considered shamelessly sensual.
"Assassin of Gor" p. 20 & "Savages of Gor" p 83
bath girls:are slaves at the public and private baths. They wear a chain and plate collar. The plate gives their name and cost. They wear towels with nothing beneath them. While swimming, many wrap a long broad strap of glazed leather about their heads like a turban. The bath girls are there for the pleasure of men. Sometimes the girls will pretend to swim away from the men and try to escape but are easily caught by the men. This is done on purpose as most girls could easily avoid the men if they wished. They become excellent swimmers.
Assassins of Gor, pages 158 - 166
below deck girl: the term used for slave girls transported in the hold of a ship.
Gorean Slave Types"Cernus smiled. 'Our Physicians ascertained,' said he, 'that she is only a Red Silk Girl.'
'I scarcely supposed,' said I, 'that you would permit a White Silk girl to go alone on the streets of Ar.'
Cernus chuckled. 'Indeed not,' he said. 'The risk is too much, sometimes as much as ten gold pieces.'"
Book 5, Assassin of Gor, page 45
" 'But,' had said Ute, 'if a man seizes you, you are not to yield yourself to him, for you are white silk.'
A flash of irritation passed through me. 'I am charged with the protection of my market value?' I asked, ironically.
'Yes,' said Ute, matter-of-factly. 'Though I, if I were a man, would pay more for a red-silk girl.'
'I must do nothing,' I said, 'to diminish the investment of Rask of Treve?'
'That is correct,' said Ute.
'What if I am simply seized, and my attacker is not prepared to listen to reason?' I asked.
Ute laughted. It was the first time I had seen her laugh in the camp. I was pleased I had made her laugh.
'Cry out,' said Ute, 'and
Gorean Life- Many of the positions are not seen on a day to day basis, but it is wise for all slaves to know them for if commanded to take position, and if so, you will be pleasing in the eyes of your Master.
It is also good that Masters and Mistresses know these positions so that they will know when they are or are not being performed correctly.
1. Kneel resting upon your heels when not otherwise occupied.
2. Keep your back slightly arched when kneeling.
3. Keep your neck straight
4. Keep your eyes downcast.
5. Rest your palms, face up, upon your thighs, when kneeling and while kneeling the further apart your thighs the more 'red silk' you are.
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Bara Position: the slave lies down on her belly, face turned to the left (she may also rest her chin on the Master's feet) her breasts, legs, and knees are against the ground, legs widely spread, crosses her wrists behind her back, or similarly crosses her ankles, her legs straight, in preparation
Gorean Thoughts/dreams/fantaciesHave rejoined Paltalk Gor
and
Have joined the Home of Master Thorgards Palace (MTP)
I am Under the name LadyWolf_FW_MTP
I am hoping to get the rest of the home on here so far got two to join ;) ya know who you are.
about 2 years ago I had a large Gorean Community I was a part of online and off and after being offline and moving to Florida I lost contact with allmost all of them and now that i am bnack online I been looking and as of yet have been unable to find any of my old friends let alone the current online chat forums of the lifestyle. What happened where they all go?
Names I have been known as :
Ubara Wolf shadow
Lady Wolf Shadow
tirsa{WM}
jemina{SIF}
athena{COS}
ferral tuchuk girl
gentlelarlcub
gentlewolfcub
Ravena
chianaligrr{TC}
ANY Goreans out there rember ME???
looking for old friends and new ones and Homes to visit.
Go Read Your Bulletins PleaseIf you are one of the many friends who have your bulletins turned off on your home page...for me, real quick, go to your account settings under MY profile and turn the bulletins ON on your home page, and REPOST the bulletin I posted a few minutes ago, please. When you repost it, it goes out to all your friends, some or all of which may or may not be on my friends list. This the value of reposting a bulletin for someone. I would appreciate it.
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Here is what you need to do, go to who's online and then hit new members. That will take you to all the new members that are online. Click next, next, etc. To you get to the very last page of all the green members. Then you work your way back, you can rate over 1000 profiles a day. Most leave a comment, but damn that takes way to damn long with the bouncer checks, so make up a cute little saying (Welcome to fubar and that you rated their profile etc..something cute and something that will make them want to rate your profile back)then send that to them in a drink! Fubar kegs is the cheapest because during happy hours it cost only 50 fubucks. You pretty much will make that back too when you get rated back and some w
GoregasmHORRORFYING DELIGHTS
NIGHTMARISH FRIGHTS
DARKEST NIGHTS
GOREGASMS
SCREAM QUEEN SCREAMS
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Gorean Written DanceThe sweaty thrall stumbes quitely back under the area holding his side were a burse is forming because of the fight.Smiling widely as the boy knows he has just own his inticing Mistress many golden tarns in the betting.With his tongue tastes the salty blood that trickles down the side of his puckerd lips.Running a strong finger over the cut lips knowing that there will be punnishment for allowing his face to be marked up in the fight.Making is to the kennels beneath the area sitting astride the bench as removes the leather pants leaving his bottum half bare.The gaurds close the chains to his collar and to the ankle clamps.Laughs as he does a fake charge to a gaurd who is chaining him jumping back and almost falling to the dusty ground.As he also feels a whip hitting his wide strong shoulders hearing the loud. (CRACK)The five ends of the whip tickle his olive skin under the hard leather armared chest plated vest.Taking the hard leather armared chest plated vest off,as one mu
~gorean Humor~ Let's Laugh A Little! ~~DISCLAIMER~PLEASE NOTE~ this is a parody~ a joke~ a humorous lampoon~ it is not serious and these quotes are not real~ enjoy and laugh!
~THE "LOST SCROLLS" OF GOR~
I looked at her, and replied with a stern voice. "On Gor," I continued, "all men are stoic and without flaws, and all women are docile slaves."
"Yes, Master," she replied.
~Boring Numbskull of Gor~p 234~
~gorean Things~"I turned her head, from side to side. How exciting were the earrings, penetrating the soft flesh of her ear lobes. I looked at the tiny wires vanishing in the minute punctures and then emerging, looping the ears, as though in a slave bond, making them the mounting places from which, thus fastened upon her, by my will, dangled two golden rings, barbaric ornaments enhancing the beauty of the slave. I smiled to myself. On Earth I had thought little of earrings. Yet now, in the Gorean setting, how exquisite and exciting they suddenly seemed. Perhaps then, for the first time, I truly began to sense how the Gorean views such things. Surely these things are symbolic as well as beautiful. The girl's lovely ears have been literally pierced; the penetrability of her sweet flesh is thus brazenly advertised upon her very body, a proclamation of her ready vulnerability, in incitement to male rapine. And when she wears the earrings, he can see the metal disappearing in the softness of her ear, lite
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Gory Shit Blog!alright this is going to be a weird blog but...here goes...
well it starts when me and my son's dad split up...i felt i had no meaning in life...i've had people going in and out of mine and my kid's life but it seem as thought sooo much shit has happened to me and no one was going to keep their promise to actually stay around...i felt as though i didn't have a care in the world anymore about anything..i started taking anti-depressants to feel good..more like a fake ass smile and living a lie of being happy...well years of being pushed down by people i thought actually gave a damn about me and my son...just when i thought i could just lose any emotion i had in my body...losing people in 1 yr and having no help with allen really as a father figure for him to go by...well i felt my life was going nowhere and i thought i would just end up being alone in life...he walks in..Chris sean horstmann...he brought out the real true happines inside that i never thought exist...he has taken my life
Gosamer The PhilosopherIf
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream -- and not make dreams your master;
If you can think -- and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two imposters just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools;
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve
Go Sarah!!Tale of the Tape:
Sarah Palin vs. Barack Obama
Office being sought Vice President of The United States, President of the United States and Leader of the Free World
Full name:
Sarah Louise Heath Palin
Barack Hussein Obama II
Nickname:
Sarah: Barracuda
Barry Obama: "The One"
Public opinion:
Smoking hot in a "naughty librarian" sort of way
May be The Messiah
Age:
44
48
Children:
5: two sons, three daughters
2: two daughters
Religion/Church attendance:
Evangelical Christian; attends Juneau Christian Center when in Juneau and grew up attending Wasilla Assembly of God
Attended Trinity United Church of Christ for 20 years, a "black liberation theology" church formerly led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright and governed according to the Black Value System
Current Job:
Governor of Alaska
Junior Senator from Illinois
Previous Public Jobs:
Mayor of Wasilla, AK (1996
Go Sell Crazy Somewhere Else...We're all stocked up here...a couple of weeks ago Zak called and said, "Hey let's go have a beer!" So of course, A beer turned into another...and then another...and then a shot...you get the picture...LOL! A bonus for the night was Anton was performing at the Hideaway...and sang every song I requested! YAY! IF you've never seen her perform, you are missing out! Anyway...here are the pictures and you can tell as they go on how drunk we were getting...LOL!TishaTeetah & Bubba...aka Tisha & Zak
Go See My Son's Band!!LIVE IN TEXAS!!!My son and his band Dead Rebellion will be in central Texas for two nights only!!! The first show is a free acoustic show in Ballinger Texas at the Ballinger Park on Tuesday the 23rd of June. Their next show will be in San Angelo Texas at the Bill Aylor Sr. Memorial RiverStage which is located on the banks of Concho River at 16 E. Avenue A. Tickets are $6.50. Doors open at 7:00 p.m. show starts at 8:00 p.m.
If your in the area please go!!!
-Heather
Go Show Some LoveHelp him out even if its just a few comments, it's help.
The contest will start Saturday, Jan. 26th @ 8:00pm (eastern)
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At the end, the person with the most rates gets 50,000 fubucks!
If the third person doesn't make it to 10,000 comments within 2 days
of the other contestants, the contest will end @ 8pm (eastern) on the
second day.
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I am not asking everyone 2, BOMB this. I would hope that all that read it would at least leave 5 comments. Is that a lot to ask? ANymore than that is gr8!!!!!!
Gosh, Halo, The Debit, And HeckPraise the Lard !!!!! (funny ass shit)
Current mood: amused
Category: Religion and Philosophy
Brothers and sisters of the constipation, I am but a humble puppet of the Alrighty Lard. He who sent his only forgotten nephew Jebus Rice to die by the Floss that we might not drown in the yellowy piss of Heck but enter through the chartruse gates of Halo. Fear not Gosh the Alrighty Lard but instead, fear the evil dirty bad rotten fallen angle(
Go Show This Mermaid Lots Of LoveHER BRITHDAY IS TODAY SPANK HER HEARD LOL
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THIS BULLY WAS MADE WITH LOVE
Go Sox!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Game 6, ALCS, THE SOX facing elimination in a must-win situation, and all hope falls on the shoulders of BOSTON's veteran pitcher, Kurt Schilling. THE SOX trail in the series 3-2, needing a winning performance from Schilling and run support from the rest of the team. But the question on everyone's mind is, "Can Schilling come through while recovering from a recent surgery to repair a tendon in his foot?" Bloddy sock and all, Kurt takes the field and, quite possibly, pitches what can only be described as the best game of his carreer.
That was the scene at Yankee Stadium 3 years ago as THE SOX were tryin to come back from a 3-0 deficit in the ALCS against the YANKEES and advance to the world series. And now 3 years later, THE SOX find themselves in the same situation, trailing Cleveland 3-2 in the series. The only differences, no bloddy sock this year, and we're at FENWAY insteadda NY. But the same question still lingers, "Can Schilling repeat his marvelous performance?" And ALL of RE
Gossip GirlThe worst feeling isn't being lonely, it's being forgotten by someone you could never forget What is the best engine in the world?
answer- A vigana. It lubricates itself. Accepts any piston. Takes only a finger 2 start it & changes its own oil evey month. lol A baby monkey asked his mom why are we ugly? His mom said thank god we look this way u should see the motherfucka reading this. jk people lol
Gossiping Moms Of Junior HighI had something happen to me last night that made me realize that people of all ages are ignorant and heartless at times. I need honestly to learn to let it slide or take revenge. Right now Im debating on which i want to do.. here's how the story goes...
We have moved into Jeff's house so to make Johnathan feel comfortable I invite him to have sleep overs on the weekend.. This week he decided to pick Elio. Now a little about Leo's mother is a registered nurse and has been raising him on her own for years. Because of these reasons you would think we have a connection but we don't. I like Elio hes a good kid but hes sensitive and I
Gosse DavidVitamin D is important for strong and healthy bone as well as our teeth. Lacking the correct concentrations in your body system, difficulties of weakened bones and sensitive teeth may happen. Throughout the next few lines we will look at what exactly are the most crucial positive effects of this kind of vitamin.Useful Resource : TheVitaminMag.comSoaks up Vital Mineral depositsCalcium mineral and also phosphorus that are a pair of excellent mineral deposits which have been a factor for healthy and strong bone tissue tend to be utilized by the system because of the levels of vitamin D within the system. It activates metabolic activities for ingestion of vital minerals such as calcium and also phosphorus. The deficit causes bad ingestion of calcium as well as phosphorus so therefore raises threat of rickets illness in kids. Grown ups might be at risk from persistent issues for example weak bones because of deficit. Suitable resources of this particular vitamin can easily confirm that bone
Gota Min?Please steal a moment to fill this out with your opinions (and we all know what those smell like) in a comment sluts
1. Who the hell are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me or have i ever bit your nipple?
5. Would you suck my toes? (theyre very clean)
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
7. Describe me in one word.
8. What was your first impression?
9. Have I ever licked you?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. Would you give me your last beer?
13. When's the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
15. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?
Got A Few QuestionsDeep thoughts…
Is there another word for synonym?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
If quitters never win and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while your ahead"?!
How much deeper would the oceans be without sponges?
Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive, anyway.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids.
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him - Is he still wrong?
Got A Dogwhere is everyone? I DECIDED TO GIVE YAHOO ANOTHER TRY.
JOEFRESH86......ADDD ME PLZ I DECIDED TO GIVE YAHOO ANOTHER TRY.
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thank you
chris
Got An Effing PromotionI finally got the promotion I've been working on for like three years now...I am so going out to party this weekend..woooooohoooooooo. I am the happiest I have been in a lonnnnnnnnngggggg time..I could just explode.
Go Talk To Kellyhere is a blog for some to enjoy is from a very great friend of mine
http://fubar.com/blog/38178/470493
I just want to frist say that this person here has had my back with alot i have been dealing with lately Kelly thank u so much and if u have any question about anything then maybe u need to hit her up and she will tell u just how to take ur candy asses on some were
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Got Blog?Beerology 101:
Beer Term Dictionary
Bait-and-switch - When an attractive person invites you to his or her table then steers you to a less attractive friend.
Barley sandwich - Beer for lunch. Also called a slurp sandwich.
Bayonetting the wounded - Gamely drinking the half-finished beers the morning after a party.
Booze coupons - Money.
Bedspins - The variety of spins that occur while lying prone. Putting one foot on the floor usually helps. If you are already on the floor, may God have mercy on your soul.
Beer bitch - The person sitting closest to the cooler or refrigerator at a party whose sole purpose in life is to grab another beer for you whenever you go empty.
Beer Buffet - Any bar with more than ten different beers on tap.
Beer blinders (Beer goggles) - Ones perception when under the influence of alcohol. Often causes unattractive people to look hot, long distances to look jumpable, and also makes break dancing moves look easy.
Beer Pressure - The
Got Boredafter work last night my roommate an i were bored an decided to watch movies witch lasted till 430 in the morning well somewhere in the middle of it i decided i wanted more piercinfs on my ears so i pierced a hole in both my ears yay!!! now i'm up to13 piercings! thinkn bout piercing one more hole in em tonight if i'm bored again
Got Boredhttp://folding.stanford.edu/
Work group 90213 Got new and old pics of the kids up - feel free to make off color remarks about my hellions if you want since its only half my fault!!! gremlindeath@hotmail.com
gremlinmaester@yahoo.com
Due to adverse issues, these are how you can contact me
Got Bored Wrote ThisLove is fragile
But the heart is strong
with each new love it comes in battered n dented but still whole
whole with the hope of being made like new again
but with each hurt each mistake there are cracks made throughout
with time each crack can be healed til the heart is like new again
but if the cracks come too often or are too great the heart is broken to that love forever
and only time can heal it to be made whole again
a bit more dented and a bit more battered
but still whole for the next love that comes along
Got Bad News Todayok finally got aliitle more info.. she didnt have heart attack i was told ... which is good news... she is doing better now.. she going to have to have surgery.. something to do with bleeding in her stomach... hopefully will know more about this later tomorrow...my dad said she was more like herself today...thanks 4 all your prayers and support... love you all, Evonne
Gotcha "also"Instructions......
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.
1) I "ALSO" hate doing these chain blog.
2) I "ALSO" am pretty straight forward and tell it like I see it.
3) I "ALSO" tend to use the F bomb on more than one ocassion in a conversation, but I don't cuss around my kids.
4) Oh, yeah, I have two awesome squirts, ages 13, 11, and 6.
5) I "ALSO" have been married for almost 15 years but have been separated since November.
6) I "ALSO" think you have to be an awesome kisser to be good in bed.
7) I "ALSO" try not to judge other people unless I've walked in their shoes...
8) I like chocolate pop tarts.
9) I "ALSO" think a whimpy hand shake is a sign of a whimpy personality.
10)
Got Coke?Drink Coke
or Powerade
Don't throw away those caps
Email me any un-used Coke
or Powerade Mycokerewards cap codes
and I will pay you 500 Fubucks for each
Got DumpWell, I was seeing a guy that lived in St. Louis, Missouri. Well, tonight he told me he didn't know what he wanted and broke up with me. So Here I am Single again. It sucks not having someone to hanging out and stuff. Starting to think I belong being single.
Got Debt Problems?Nearly everyone in just about every industrialized nation is experiencing some level of debt right now. Some of us are in it more severely than others. Whatever your level, you will probably find something interesting on my blog/website. Here is some of what is discussed: credit card relief, zero percent credit cards, credit card debt relief, 0 percent credit cards, zero percent balance transfer, zero interest credit cards, 0 interest credit cards
Gothic Bbws JournalLadies Don't be shy..
let me know if you would like me to rip your picture into the picture gallery...
Gothic PoemsA dragon flew out of his cave,
and killed a corpulent knave.
He ate the fat man in four bites,
then said, "Oh, that didn't taste right."
The dragon sat by his cave wall,
and wished he had Pepto Bismal.
"Unforgiven"
And the sky, it burns like fire
My world it comes apart
You're up there now, just laughing,
Laughing
'Cause you ripped out my heart
Slowly I am giving in
My heart is black as coal
You've left me cold and empty
You've destroyed my very soul
So now I stand here screaming
My mind is lost to rage
My only wish
For death to come
So I can turn that page.
By:kiss-bang_x@hotmail.com
"These Thoughts"
So many thoughts that run through my head,
so many of them that had me wishing i were dead.
You came to me so fast,
but now your gone and in the past.
I loved you so much that it kills to live,
so many days i wish it were you to have lived.
When i think about those days we were together,
our love was strong and could be held on forever.
Was i
Gothic Love PoemsWhen, my fingers searching,
I whisper in your ear
it doesn't mean what last night
it meant: the pressure of the skies
demanded a venting; tonight
I need to go it slow.
Slide my fingers along the fur
of your stomach chills,
saliva cooled.
That taut canyon of muscle
channels my tongue to
damper ravines.
Could you lick and kiss me yes--
this is the sensation.
Here is my gasp.
We have become of eachother one;
this fluid is our snowmelt.
By Jason Paul Fox I'm smothered by a memory tonight,
entangled in your finger's phantom touch,
the filgreed chills of your delicious bite,
trapped in the comfort of your drunken clutch--
for what your ardent kiss meant yesterday
seems so clear it stings like shards of glass
that slash my eyes to hear your echoes say
"what is now, what was then, this must pass."
If lost, these words are simpler than they seem;
simply listen to the echo when they pass:
they say I want to haunt your every dream--
it says "dream on, y
Gothic Angelpain cause i love you
pain cause i cant have you
cry cuse i love you
cry cause i love you and cant have you
i try to get my feelings out
out on pper
but i just cant seem to write
cuse i cant exsplain how i feel about you
i cry i cry i just cry
i will love u till i die My fiance and my best friend like a brother is coming to ,live with me and my friend brandy,and tam and cat. I cant wait till next thursday i think it is. I went to go see my mom and get some stuff today and this is after she had knee surgary and she was in alot of pain and it made me depresse cuse i cant o shit about it and it seems that they are liveing a happy life without me. I know my dad dont care cause he is an ass. but i hate being depressed. it makes me feel that no one cares
Goth Womengoth women are so pretty. i wanna be goth. but i need help!! ideas please.....
Goths!You scored as Yes. You seem to have an understanding as to what goth is. You may be goth yourself or maybe not, but i congratulat you for knowing the differance between goth and some sterotypes.
Also if your are as sick of all the fakes just following sterotypes try joining: http://www.livejournal.com/community/neo_goths_suck/, it's not as bad it might sound, just us goths tring to teach these neos a bit of something. :)Yes92%Nope4%Do You Know What Goth Actually Is? (since nobody on this site seems to)created with QuizFarm.com
Gothic Little Girl - By - DarknessBeautifully wicked and insanely intense,
The purest of gothic bliss.
Immaculate radiance from tender skin,
and lips too hot to kiss.
Eyes shine bright but deep within,
Passion and desire run wild.
Hair that flows of silky strands,
Her presence seems so mild.
Deception Her cover behind a wall,
She hides eternal rage.
Lust and pleasure surge her veins,
Her body is Her cage.
Unleash Your dark and sexual fury,
Find Darkness within Your World.
Give unto Me Your entire soul,
My Gothic Little Girl.
A Gothic SlaveA dark lady that roams endlessly through the night,
She bows to her one true master that completes her life,
She is a slave to none yet a slave to one,
The one she searches for relentlessly under the moon or sun,
She longs to feel his embrace to take her from from this place,
She calls to him even though yet hes not there,
She wanders through the shadows of darkness that only she can share,
It calls to her and calms her fast beating heart,
Knowing that no matter what the shadows that comfort her will never part,
She continues to search for the one master that will call her his own,
Through her darkened eyes and the chill felt in her bones,
She feels his presence as he begins to stare deep into her soul,
Then she falls completely under his control,
She has longed for his touch and waited for this day,
When her master would finally come and take her away,
Yes master, She says I am yours to control,
Bend me, break me, make me feel it deep within my soul,
Then all of a sud
Gothic's Ghettoso this is new ... give me a few to figure shit out, aight ...
- GothicGhetto
GothicThis once-peaceful city is under siege. In the space of six short months eleven people have been brutally murdered, their bodies drained of blood and dumped in different public places. Many more have vanished into the shadows of the night and might be lying beneath the streets of Santa Fe, their lifeless bodies decomposing in the lonely dark.
Officials can't account for the gruesome killing spree. They do not believe the murders to be the work of one man, but nor have they been able to link the crimes to any known criminals. In the largest single police operation in New Mexico History, most local gangs have been broken up, religious cult leaders arrested, and the doors of secret orders, and brotherhoods smashed down.... to no effect at all!!! Chief Inspector Bruce of the whole police operation hates it when he is queried about the lack of results and responded with his own brand of bluntness," We've been working like silly clown," he snapped.
"Everyone's on unpaid overtime. Nobod
Gothic Vampirelife as a gothic vampire is a great life to live.u make a lot of friends and some people who make u feel like u dont belong.my life as a gothic vampire is sometimes depressing and happy to.i get judges on how i look wear my makeup and my clothes.i just wish people would think before they speak.gothic vampires and regular goths are just as nice,kind and friendly as everybody else is.we bleed,cry and also have feelings just like everyone else does.everybody is diffrent nobody is the same.i am glad to be a gothic vampire and not to be like everyone else.so just take my advice and everyone just get alone and the world would be a better place.
Written By:Gothic Princess 1975.
being a goth is a great life u get to be whoever u wanna be
in this life
u get to express urself like no other can.
my life as a goth is good i wear black make-up black
clothing
listen to g
Goth Halloween Partythrowing a sexy goth costume party if interested i comming then im me on yahoo sn blade198069
GothicThis once-peaceful city is under siege. In the space of six short months eleven people have been brutally murdered, their bodies drained of blood and dumped in different public places. Many more have vanished into the shadows of the night and might be lying beneath the streets of Santa Fe, their lifeless bodies decomposing in the lonely dark.
Officials can't account for the gruesome killing spree. They do not believe the murders to be the work of one man, but nor have they been able to link the crimes to any known criminals. In the largest single police operation in New Mexico History, most local gangs have been broken up, religious cult leaders arrested, and the doors of secret orders, and brotherhoods smashed down.... to no effect at all!!! Chief Inspector Bruce of the whole police operation hates it when he is queried about the lack of results and responded with his own brand of bluntness," We've been working like silly clown," he snapped.
"Everyone's on unpaid overtime. Nobod
Goth Life...What have we done
o. to leave
fail... was I...
more to cover me
o. one
o. tear
Oblivion beneath, passion of all pity,
more than the barren tears
which your blood wept,
can't you see, there's no beloved
they're just helpless, another pale abuse
left in all...
I can't live for you
o. we can't, we hold our fault
we must die in
divinity, help me
help me, I wasn't your heaven
all you, all your tears you've once shed
Gothic N DarknessEmbrace Me With The Darkness
by LateNiteFantasy©
Embrace me, oh, close darkness; well-remembered friend.
Cloak me in your depths
Your silent fingers twist and twine their way into my consciousness
Embedding themselves within the secret recesses of my core.
Fibrous lengths bind me intricately
Elaborate patterns
Attempting to make themselves permanent fixtures
Cut them not—they’re pretty, aren’t they?
I stroke them
Enjoying their gossamer beauty
Wallowing in their deceitful comfort
Leave me! Leave me to the pondering s of their placement.
Ah! Allow me the luxury of fondling their presence
Turning them over
Admiring them from every angle carefully
‘Til I am forced to release them—once again.
Gothic Poem # 2the night falls as if slain by the sun, entwined are we.
the emotion for which you lust
flares once, then dies,
taken by madness.
all hope must end.
your heart beats no more.
how could you not understand?
shadows surround us, crying,
save us from ourselves.
Gothic NightmareWell I am jazz.... I know this do you?? I make my dreams and nightmares reality, or does my life make my dreams nightmares? hmm that will be the question I guess that will be answered in time, whitch for the moment I am very short on.
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Goth Bitch BlogEvery time you get mad, you take it out on me like it all my fult , Every time things dont go your way its my fult , You dont understand when you bitch all the time and yell all the time you hurt me , you know little me who you say you love every night , Its not my fult you are having a bad day , why do you sit here and say you love me when in fact all you do is hurt my feelings all the time when i talk about laevein you dont want to do that and i have done is try to make things work out and i feel like i keep hitting a brick wall ,a dead end , no way out you name it i feel like it . I will keep tryin ether untill i am stoped or dead but i will keep trying no matter what i wont let my family fall apart . i love you alot and i know you will never read this but at leaset i got to say something somewhere and i really dont feel any better. Maybe later i will hopfuly .
Got It DoneFinally lol got it done got everyone on my friends and family list rated and fanned wooooooo hoooo lol if for some reason i ahve left someone out please send me a shout and i will correct this oversight. love to all
Got It Up!!!! My 1st Hhon wednesday, march 12th at 2pm PST is my happy hour running!!!!
pls remember the time n show me and hole fubar some love or lots of love???!!!!!!
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Got Luv On My Mindi'm sitting here unable to sleep
so i thought i would write you a letter.
i cannot begin to tell you how wonderful you have made my life the last several weekz.
weekz..............i am at a loss for time.
it is as if everything from the starz in the heavenz to the flowerz in the fieldz has stopped in time to witness us discovering each other.
every moment with you is like a breath of crisp fresh air.
it kindles every sence in my body and soul. it stirs me like an autumn wind rustles the leaves.
it is an awakening to the realization that i have found a love that knowz no boundariez.
i may never be very successful or be able to spoil you with giftz, but i can and i will give you every last breath of my soul.
all that i am is yourz. i am not here to tease you, i am not here to patronize you or tell you i can relate when i cannot.
i am not here to lie to you or fill you with half-truthz about myself.
i am only here to love you,
protect you,
and try to make every 2morrow bett
Got Myspace.This is Only For The Ladies.
So Fellasz Sorry.
Add My Myspace Acount.
www.myspace.com/exclusiivekiid
Got Myself In A MessPeople come into your life for a reason, a season, or a lifetime. When you figure out which it is, you know exactly what to do.
Got Nothing To SayAbout Lost Cherry, I have Seen a few Old friends in Here and they Have gone by before I could say hi :(
People come and go so quickly around Here.. Sheesh!!! Just sayin hey.....
i dont write in these cause i Havent got much to say!! LOL
my daughter is in school and Loves it.. i think she is going to be Alot differant than I EVER was!!
There was nowhere i Hated in the world was School.....
I Bet theres others who Wish they could do it all Over again... not me., I Would Be In Detention every other day Now Or Be Suspended every other Week!!!!!
Got Nuked?I've cleaned out about 20 dead friends from my list which isn't too bad. Most of the people here are cool and return the rates.
I even had one person ban me off their list because I mentioned that the webcam needed tweaking that was being used to take pics with because it was grainy and out of focus. I guess when I didnt offer to buy her a webcam like she asked she didnt like that...fuckem. I rated about 800 or 900 of her pics and got promises of rates on mine and never got them. Im no ones slave or buttboy either.
Go To See The DocWELL THIS JASON I HAVE TO GO SEE THE DOC THIS MORNING I GET TO HAVE A NEEDLE SHOVED UP MY SPIN FOR MY BACK PROBLEMS THEY SAY IF I MOVE WRONG I COULD HURT MY SELF PRETTY BAD SO ET HOPE EVERTHING GOES RIGHT OK PROBLY TALK TO U GUY TOMORRW THEY SAY I WONT BE ABLE TO DO MUCH TO DAY
Go To Get Some SleepHi everyone,
Just a quick note to say i hope you all had a great Valentines day. Tomorrow i have a crazy busy day which will start at 4am in the morning. I am sorry if i have not got back to replying to messages and comments etc but will do tomorrow night or friday. When I finish work tomorrow i have a big exam to take so I will not be here until late on...but i do have the day off on Friday. If you want to comment or message me or I havent yet commented on your pics etc please send me mail so that sometime over the weekend I can do it.
You all have a great night
Stay safe
Huggers
Go To Bed And Sleep Or Get Some ???here is a link that was shared with me to help with profile layout...good luck
"How To" blog on ripping/creating skins:
http://www.fubar.com/blog/10463/715358
Im a little tired so should I go to bed and get so
me sleep or have some wild sex ??
a) get some
b) go to sleep
Got R Did Bomber MembersI have made numerous attempts to contact all of you with little success. We have members here that are not doing their part and not participating. I have stressed more than once that we did not want to make anything mandatory to be a member but unfortunately that must be changed. There are only three of us who are bombing and this is unacceptable. So, from today on you MUST bomb at least 50 comments a day to remain a member. Sad that I must do this but the members who aren't helping are just wasting time and space. This is a FAMILY...do your part. If you choose not to be a member then let either myself or the homepage know so you can be removed and other members notified. Also, if I see you have not helped within the next 3 days I will remove you myself and notify the other members.
Thanks,
Nocturnal
Got Some Thinking To DoSo my wife is leaving at the end of the week. Not sure what to think about it. She hates the job I have, not as much as I do, but she has a need to be with friends back home. So I am not sure what to do. On one hand I understand what she is doing cuz I want out of here too, but on the other hand I feel like her place should be with her husband before her friends. It kinda hurts my feelings to know that I am not as important as her friends. I am not sure what I am suppose to do in this situation. It really puts me in a bind.
Got Stood Up AgainTHIS GUY INVITES ME OUT AND THEN FUCKIN BAILS ON ME AT THE LAST MINUTE I GOT ALL DRESSED AND WHEN I CALLED HIM TO FIND OUT IF HE WAS READY HE NEVER ANSWERED I CALLED TWO MORE TIMES AFTER THAT AND NOTHING I SWEAR WHY ARE MEN SUCH LOSERS SRY TO THE ONES WHO ARENT
Got Some Great Friends!would like to thank some of the ones yesterday who helped rate my stuff..and those today that I just met. You are all awesome. Although , I was more or less joking in yesterdays blog..it would be nice to be a godfather..but really not all that important. The fact that you wanted to help..was more important. .or that you cared. I wanna wish you all a wonderful friday! I will be busy most of it..working..and baseball opening day is tomorrow. Yee Haw.. no wonder I am so tired.
Gotta Love Random Im'sI just had fun with a random IM......
Him: hey gorgeous
Me: howdy hoo
Him: whatcha doing
Me: playing online
him: oh got toys
Me: yup i gots lots
Him: superb :D wanna share what you're doing with me
Me: well barbie is smacking ken right now:/
Him: wtf who?
Me: barbie you dumbo like barbie doll:/
Him: i mean the other toys babe
Me: oooh i got a train set:D is that what you mean?
Him: Um whats your asl?
Me: whats a asl?
Him: Your age?
Me: Oh im 12:D
Him: omfg you're kidding me right?
Me: no:/ would you like to talk to my daD:/
Him: Him has now logged out your session has ended.
Gotta Read!http://memoriter.net/flash/test.html
check this out. Very interesting if you answer honestly. well 10 years ago my life changed drasticaly....my son was born. Now normaly this would be a happy day, but for me it was scary. you see as soon as I gave birth to My son, they rushed him to the neo-natal intensive care unit. I was not told anything but he still had fluid in his lungs. I did not see him until the next day. I did not even get to hold him that day he was born. The next day I was able to, but he had leads and lines attatched to him. This was also the day I knew something was wrong with him. When babies spit up, it is usualy just a little bit, well James could hit something two feet away. The nurses told me it was normal and that it would get better. It didn't. He was losing weight, and sleeping 23 hours a day. The homecare nurse came and I showed her what he was doing. She assured me that it was not normal. We ended up going to the ER for something and the nurse told me it wa
Gotta Love Jenn!So sad....
There was an amber alert yesterday for a 16 year old girl that disappeared from her job at a diner yesterday morning. She was said to have dissappeared with a 51 year old man with whom she worked.
She was found murdered and raped last night, about 2 miles from the diner.
It turns out that the man that is said to have committed the crime, was just released from a 25 year prison term in April, for committing the same crime.
The jackass at the diner, knew his record and still hired him to work with this 16 year old girl.
I am so very sad about this.
Having 3 daughters myself, it scares me to death to think of things like this! This site has become my obsession. I find that I have to get points, no matter what!
Thanks Jenn! I have determined that I no longer have patience! All the braty kids wanting candy and such. My own children included.
It seemed to go over well for the kids, although it was really cold out.
Glad it is over though.
Got To Read Thissubject: Rough Sex DON'T READ THIS IF YOU'RE EASILY OFFENDED: (repost)
date: 2007-01-10 05:05:39
Rough Sex DON'T READ THIS IF YOU'RE EASILY OFFENDED:
Body: Body: DON'T READ THIS IF YOU'RE GONNA GET OFFENDED:
A hug leads to a kiss...a kiss leads 2 a finger...a finger leads to a a hand...a hand leads to a lick...a lick leads to a suck...a suck leads 2 a fuck. So tell me how many people are you gonna hug after you heard this cuz sex is like math...u add the bed...subtract the clothes...divide the legs...leave your solution...and pray you dont multiply!
Send this right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!!
Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years.
If you send this in 15 mins. your safe. Something good will happen tonight at 11:11pm.
This is not a joke...someone will either call you or will talk to you online.
Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....whi
Gotta Love ItHey everyone. I am having a Passions Party on Sat. If you can make it message me and I can give you more info. I am in Oshkosh, WI for those who don't know. If your from out of the area go to this website and put Lisa R in the comment box.
www.tanya.yourpassionconsultant.com
Thanks It is hard to believe I am actually happy and content with my life. For those who know me things haven't been to great for me lately but are really getting better. I am soooo freakn' happy. I got this new job which I love and apparently they love me as well. Things are sooo looking up.
Well have to attend to my kids.
TTL
Gotta Have CartoonALL I NEED IS 2500 COMMENTS TOTAL AND I HAVE 1270... PLEASE I BEG YOU TO HELP ME WIN A PLATINUM CHERRY!!! I WILL DO ANYTHING!!!! ANYTHING I SAY FOR A HELPING HAND... JUST NAME IT... IF YOU COULD ONLY SEE ME I AM DOWN ON MY KNEES GRAVALING OUT OF CONTROL FOR YOUR COMMENTS.... AS ALWAYS THE LOVE WILL BE RETURNED... MUCH LOVE AND THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH JUST FOR READING THIS EVEN....
CLICK ON PIC AND BOMBS AWAY!!!!
Gotta Love Texans LolGabriel went to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you. We have some Texans up here who are causing problems....
They're swinging on the Pearly Gates, My horn is missing, and they are wearing T-shirts instead of robes; There's barbecue sauce and picante sauce all over everything, especially their T-shirts; their dogs are riding in the chariots and chasing the sheep; they are wearing baseball caps and cowboy hats instead of their halos." "They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clean, and their boots are marking and scratching up the halls of Wisdom. There are watermelon seeds and tortilla chip crumbs all over the place. Some of them are walking around with just one wing; and they insist on bringing their horses with them."
The Lord said, "Texans are Texans, Gabriel. Heaven is home to all of my children. If you want to know about real problems, call the Devil."
So Gabriel calls the Devil who answers the phone and says, Hello---hold on a minute." When he retur
Gotta Luv It!give me sucky..
give me fucky
rub me down with rum and vodky...
taste the salt
taste the sugar..
dowse my body with jagermeister....
flip me over
make me weep..
give me more of that sex on the beach...
make me moan
make me gasp...
and end the night with a sweet piece of ass! give luv and kisses to all the peeps
make em hot..
make em weep..
line the shots along the bar
one by one..
watch them fall...
lick the salt and suck the lemon
make em horny..
and keep em guessin......
pour some more.. keep em comin..
cuz I ain't leavin
til my bodys hummin!
Gotta Love CopsI just have to vent off steam. I want to know if I am the only female that think cops are way too hot. Is it the uniform and attitude? I ain't no groupie and yes some do not fit the bill but the ones that do..Holy Shisters. Any other person feel this way.
Guys you can say how you feel about chick cops!!!
Gotta Start SomewhereThis site is new to me, gotta thank my real sister for inviting me to it and my Brother by choice for inviting her. :) Vlachus you scandral.
Gotta Love This NurseA highway patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well.
However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch.
Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.
Taped firmly across his pubic hair were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that takes everything with it when you pull it off.
Written in large black letters across the tape was the sentence: "Get well quick..... from the nurse you gave a ticket to last week."
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Gotta Check This 1 Out!!!!!WANT MONEY$$???? REAL MONEY NOT FU MONEY.. YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE TRY IT,I GOT AN ACCOUNT THERE IT'S PRETTY KEWL ACTUALLY
CLICK ON THE ONE HUNDRED DOLLAR BILL TO ENTER,THANX TO ALL WHO DROP BY
WANT MONEY$$???? REAL MONEY NOT FU MONEY.. YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE TRY IT,I GOT AN ACCOUNT THERE IT'S PRETTY KEWL ACTUALLY
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Gotta Love FubarWow, looking back I can't believe I've been here on Fubar a year now(well technically it's tomorrow Dec. 2nd). It's been a crazy year. A lot of ups and downs, amongst learning experiences. I survived though and i'm thankful I did. There were many times I thought about deleting my account to have some of the many wonderful friends i've met, come to me and tell me how much i've meant to them and how much they appreciated me. That alone was reason enough to stay.
I came here to meet new friends and that I have done. In fact two of my best friends i've met here...Omallesygold and devil man....I love you guys you have been there for me 100% and I will always be there for the both of you on the site and off.
The guys in my family are amazing and i'm thankful they are in my life. Over the next week or so I will be going by your sites and telling you why I think you are so special to me. I really want to say thanks to those that didn't bail on me when my life seemed upside down.
Gotta Love Ignorance !!You know , i have been on this site now for about 1 year and i have acquired many friends here on fubar . But there has been something that has just started to discuss me with this site . There are way to many people on here rating pictures , and mumms NSFW for when they should not even be rated like that . Alot of times it has to do with many pictures by women and some men . Women on this site may like to show them selves off for there reasons . When they take pictures of them selves or have others take them for em , they submit them in for a default pic or in a non-nsfw folder and get them flagged being nsfw . If a woman wants to show a little cleavage and show the goods while she is at it then go for it . I personally dont see why some people just have to be haters of some people out here maybe cause jealousy or spite , i have no idea . These pics should not be marked like this and should be allowed to be in a default folder unless choosen by the owner of the pic .
Now some peo
Got TaggedJables fault :p
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1. i somke herb
2. i used to smoke crack
3. i used to use meth
4. im so hooked on fubar but who isn't
5. i like to look at boobs
6. i to hav fun
7. i hate to wirte about myself
8. i luv to stumbleupon
9. i met a great girl here on fubar
10. im a TAURUS
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Got To Luv It!!u kno, i had to block this guy the other day. for whatever reason, i just felt i needed to. well, after tht, i guess he couldnt take the hint. he first sent me an email to yahoo. than tried to have me add him back to yahoo under another name. he than proceeded to have a "friend" on fubar send me , not one, but 2 emails here askin what was up. ok, no i didnt tell him i was going to block him. i dnt have to!! it is my choice! but, if i have blocked u, shouldnt tht be a sign to leave me the hell alone? so now, i am weary when i get friend's request on here. what if its him? oh well, guess if i turns out to be him, i would juat have to block again n again n again! DRAZ FOREV...: WANNA SEE MY COCK
this was in my shoutbox this morning!! got to luv the wonderful guys who think their cock is sooooo much better than ones i have already seen! if i had wanted to see it, i would have asked to see it, right? i am thinking he needs reassuring tht it is worth looking at?? i dnt kno!!!
Got The 2nd HhHello everyone!!!!!
I'm back and I got my 2nd Happy Hour set up for sunday, march 23th at 1pm PST!!!!
So ya all come and party with me and level up!!!!
A special Thank you goes out to Chuckiiboo
Thank you for always having your Happy Hours up!!!
chuckiiboo@ fubar
So now everybody get ready and we see us on sunday!!!!
I'm the queen, who are you? Im your Diamond!!! ~*~ cutemommy82 ~*~@ fubar
Have a great rest of the week the weekend is almost there and we party together on sunday!!!
Hugs and Kisses
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Got Throwed!!!!!Ok, so the hell wit anyone trying to say phillies taste like crap. I say, Hell wit swisher, hell wit white owl and hell wit wraps. Wraps taste good but tear all gaucho. Philies are like baskin and robbins but way cheaper. White owl....STAY THE FUH AWAY!!!! Phillies, Phillies, and More Phillies!!!!!!!!! Haha, we bought a 20 case of budweiser, a 12, and 6 of XX and a 12 of Bud light lime......Man WE GOT THROWED. My boy didnt close the deal wit dat hottie he was wit cuz he blew chunks. LOL! WOrst of all, our boxer pup started throwing a munch on it. haha, i guess the pup needed some brewskies too........
Got This From TiffanyDo you sleep with socks on or off:
Always off
Do you flip your pillow to the cold side?
Sometimes
Do you like to hold or be held?
I’ll take either. As long as there is cuddling.
Do you want a small or big wedding?
I was married once, but I do want to get married again. I am flexible on this issue.
What type of girls / guys do you usually go for?
I like a woman with a sweet personality and someone who can make me laugh. Intelligence is very important. One thing that usually first attracts me to a woman is her eyes and smile. Eyes that I could get lost in and a smile that makes me go gaga.
Would you rather be rich and unhappy or poor and happy?
As long as I am happy, I don't care if I am rich or not. Money isn't everything and it can't buy you happiness.
What are 3 things you want to do before you die?
Travel to England
Get married and spend the rest of my life with a special woman.
Have Kids
Have you ever churned Butter?
No.
Are you trusting
Gotta Run 4 A Bit!!Hey Everyone...
I thought by now I would be able to spend more time on fubar while the kids are in school, but things have come up and I need to be offline for a while. I have some things that need to take priority. I will return... promise...
I will try to check back... to check messages and such... to try to return the luv!!!
I luv all of you guys...
Much Luv To All...
AngL
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Gotta Read ThisA Drunk
> A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling
> back and forth.
>
> A cop on the beat sees him and approaches,
> 'Can I help you Sir?'
>
> 'Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr', the man replies.
>
> The cop asks, 'Where was your car the last time you saw it?'
>
> 'It wasss on the end of thisshh key', the man replies.
>
> About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's wiener hanging
> out of his fly for all the world to see.
>
> He asks the man, 'Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?'
>
> Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without
>
Gotta TypeSo I have this problem. I have to write. Whatever is in my head, it has to come out somehow. The issue is that I like when people read what I write so I keep putting it in somewhat public forums.
This keeps turning out badly! I would love some suggestions as to how to purge without stepping on toes and hindering my social life (among other things, but that's a WHOLE other story!), but still get the input of some really smart and/or snide people!
Have a great day everyone!
Gotta Do SomethingHave you ever felt like you have nothing...yet you do have so much? Have you ever felt like chasin something that you feel you've been missing your whole life, but there are so many things that could and should hold you back? Have you ever wanted something so bad that you would risk anything to have it even though you hardly know anything about it? Have you ever realized that , that something doesn't really want you as much as you want it. Have you ever felt like the whole world is trying to drive you to the edge and then push you off? Have you ever felt like saving it the time of pushing you and just jump on your own? Have you ever felt like your living to die? Have you ever felt like theres just nothing else you could possibly take on...and then more stuff just keeps piling up on you just to keep you down. Do you ever wonder if its ever gonna change?..Do you ever wonder if your ever gonna be happy in life? Do you ever wish you could just disappear? Do you really think that theres one
Got TaggedYou Can Only Type ONE Word.
Not as easy as you might think.
Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED.
It's really hard to only use one-word answers!
1. Where is your cell phone? purse
2. Your significant other? none
3. Your hair? red
4. Your mother? living
5. Your father? heaven
6. Your favorite thing? music
7. Your dream last night? none
8. Your favorite drink? water
9. Your dream/goal? soulmate
10. The room you're in? bedroom
11. Music? all
12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? married
14. Where were you last night? hospital
15. What you're not? complete
16. Muffins? no
17. One of your wish list items? money
18. Where you grew up? VA
19. The last thing you did? work
20. What are you wearing? clothes
21. TV? off
22. your pets? doggy
23. Your computer?Dell
24. Your life? incomplete
25. Your mood? happy
26. Missin
Got TaggedOnce you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.
1. I love snow but I hate tha cold.
2. I watch more cartoons than tha average kid.
3. I'm allergic to cats. I don't mind them, they jus fuck me up.
4. I drink alot of Jones Green Apple Soda.
5. In high school I was a skateboarder.
6. I can't play basketball to save my damned life. I'm bout as coordinated as a dead rat.
7. I've broken 4 bones ridin' bikes and 3 on a skateboard.
8. I hate raw tomatoes. I can eat 'em cooked, but tha raw ones make me puke.
9. I can swim, but I can't float for shit.
10. I don't wanna turn out like my parents. My old man is a alcoholic and my mom's a bitter old hermit.
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Gotta Love The Shoutbox : /I have never had anyone write me a song before, but today a user thought I deserved a song. I am not the only one who has received his loving words, so I want to share with everyone this oh so great man and his "thoughtful" words.
Gotta Go!!well...once again im off..but at least to a much better location.should have internet while im there so should be online in the evening..will try and take some more pics of this beautiful island...when i get back have to leave right away to rhota spain...yup poor me...lol be safe while im gone..and hopefully see you soon
The GovOk so you all know that the biggest 3 auto makers are begging the government for loans to help their manufacturing firms survive in the economic down turn... while these top execs are arriving in the 6 billion dollar jets!!! I truely am sick of hearing about all of that!
I say we tell the Board members to cut back on costs starting with themselves and their xtra large salaries!
Why should we the taxpayers and fellow workers of the UAW have to pay for their luxuries and their outrageous strategic organization!
Please feel free to leave a comment!
Goverment Bull Shit4. Court Says FBI Can Use Your Cell Phone To Spy... On You
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http://www.ktre.com/Global/story.asp?S=5777429&nav=2FH5
12/06/06
Court Says FBI Can Use Your Cell Phone To Spy... On You
by Vic Walter and Krista Kjellman, ABC News
Cell phone users, beware. The FBI can listen to everything you say,
even when the cell phone is turned off.
A recent court ruling in a case against the Genovese crime family
revealed that the FBI has the ability from a remote location to
activate a cell phone and turn its microphone into a listening device
that transmits to an FBI listening post, a method known as a "roving
bug." Experts say the only way to defeat it is to remove the cell
phone battery.
"The FBI can access cell phones and modify them remotely without ever
having to physically handle them," James Atkinson, a
counterintelligence security consultant, told ABC News. "Any recently
manufactured cell phone
Government Schools - What A Joke!WELCOME TO THE CONTINUING COLLAPSE!
Home of the Anti-Shahada: There is no god called "Allah", and Mohammed, barbecue sauce be upon him, is his false prophet.
Oh Canada!
A Montreal-area school board is defending one of its principals who asked four elementary school students to each write a 10-line essay about fellatio after they were taunting a fellow student.
Board lawyer Nathalie Marceau says the students had been bullying the boy since the beginning of the school year and the most recent incident involved taunts about performing fellatio.
She added the school had made numerous attempts to educate the Grade 4 students on harassment and had even met with the parents earlier in the year.
Finally, a note was sent home with the four students about the sex essay following the most recent incident at school.
Le Journal de Montreal reported today that the parents of one of the boys wasn’t happy with his nine-year-old stepson having to write the assignment.
The Government Knows Best?A cocky Department of Agriculture agent stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer, saying, “I need to inspect your farm.”
The old farmer said, “Okay, but don’t go in that field,” motioning to a pasture off to the west.
The DOA agent said, “I have the authority of the United States Government with me. See this card? I am allowed to go wherever I wish on agricultural land.”
So, the old farmer went about his farm chores. Later, he heard loud screams. Then he saw the DOA agent running for the fence in the west pasture. Close behind him was the farmer’s prize bull and the bull was madder than a nest of hornets at the intruder, gaining on the agent at every bound.
The DOA agent screaming for help!
The old farmer yelled back, “Show him your card!! Show him your card!!”
Government Stealing Money From EveryoneDear Fellow Friends & Countrymen,
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Government More Like Organized Crime!In lieu of my constant let downs by State, Federal and local
government I've decided the following !! I will rip off all tags from pillows and
mattresses in my home challenging all authorities in total disregard of the consequences..
They now will find out not to test my resolve..
The very thing the government trained me to do which is never say die
will now be there demise!!!I feel as i've been cast out by my own country so there
for feel as though i have one. pretty sad for 13 years of my life!!!! Paying into a system that only helps
those who A) Are not from this country.. B) have never worked an honest day in
there lives.. or C)just plain fucking lazy!!! so someone please tell me where
on gods green earth is the money i paid into a system supposedly designed
for this very situation.. As sad as it may seem every day you read about someone just
going off and everyone who makes policy wonders. Yes there are some sick crazy
fucking ones out there but what about the
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Gov Fix Solutionpoint one:
well i have noticed a few things from the news and also being over seas myself. the biggest thing i noticed is other govs make cash hand over fist when anything is brought into thier country. for example korea when i was stationed there has a double tax policy on cars made from out side thier country so 80% of the cars there are made there. like if they bought a car in the us and paid lets say 50k then they have it shipped to korea they have to pay 50k in taxes. so if we adopted this policy out US car companies would be able to basicly sell more cars and would beable to creat more jobs to make these cars since no one would wank to buy a 30k handa and then pay 30k in taxes. it would bost the econamy a lot.
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ou both are in my prayers as well as my grand baby Ember. Please god I ask of you to please take care of such a beautiful girl like Ember, now that she has made her way up to you. I now place her into your loving hands. To all my family and friends, please bow your heads in silence just for a minute or so for my son and his wife and pray, for there loss of her lovely baby girl Ember. Please if you like my little good bye, please share my memorial to my grand baby please and show my son and his wife some love please. ♥
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Grab Your Crayolas And Color With Us Train (40 Riders Plenty Room For More)Hop on Board
Come
Color With Us!
To join this train
all you need to do is F/R/A
(that's Fan/Rate/Add)
EVERYONE on the train
Please be sure to put something in the friend request like
"I Love Coloring!", or "I color alot!"
Well you get the idea!
If you already have them on your list
be sure to re-rate them if you can
and leave a profile comment on their page
saying you are "I'm coloring with you!" or something of the sorts!
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Also everyone that joins after you as well!
Or you may be removed from the train!
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If you would like an official tag for the train please rate the folder starting with this picture. Leave a comment on the last picture so I know you have rated all 50 of the pictures and that you wish a tag to be made. Also please include a link to a colored picture that either yourself, child, or grandchild has colored and I will add it place of my
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FOOD-OLOGY
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
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Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. BURGER KING
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. APPLEBEE¡¦S
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. 5 BUCKS PER PERSON OR 20% WHICHEVER IS HIGHER
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of?
A. PIZZA
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. CHICKEN AND CHEESE
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. STRAWBEERY JAM
Q. What is your favorite type of gum?
A. ORANGE
TECHN-OLOGY
Q. Number of contacts in your cell phone?
A. NOT THAT MANY, I JUST GOT THE PHONE AND I HAVE BEEN LAZY
Q. Number of contacts in your email address book?
A. DON¡¦T KNOW, DON¡¦T CARE
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. STONEHENGE
Q. How many televisions are in your house or apartment?
A. TOO MANY
BI-OLOGY
Q. Are you rig
Grace For Allwhen you have tasted possibilities, it is very difficult to settle for impossibilities......... Once you're tempted you've got to be touched........ Its one of those things you got to experience to know what i'm talking about, this goes with everything you have not tried.........
Gracemerry christmas to al.. and happy new year... and GOD BLESS ALWAYS...
The Graceful OneGraceful beauty yet untouched
Not ever truly seen
Beneath the gossamer veils
The beautiful chaos lives
It breathes and grows
A beautiful contradiction
Words that cannot truly express
Never what people see
Nor able to be what they want
Not perfect, not beautiful, always wrong
The graceful beauty of chaos in my soul
Grace"Grace is a wonderful and peculiar thing, changing always until the precise Moment it decides to manifest itself upon us. It lingers timidly in the background of our lives, blending in so well with our daily scenery that we never recognize it as such. It ever closely watches for the Time, sometimes cruelly looking upon us as we endure the many cruelties this world has to offer. When least we expect to see it, when we truly feel that hope is lost, only then is it
GracamcdFor what they did in Spring of 92. ( bored of trustees vis staff)
Rich kids, using drugs/drinking on campus & getting way with it.
For alumi thinking that Debrach B. was the 1st pres.
For accation for taking way to long ( thanks to bored of trusttess)
I am frustered by a lot of things in my life now. I have an eye condition for two years now & it wouldn't go away. two years ago, I went to the best Rienta Specialisted in. Los Anglese county. He gave me light treatment for me last year ( it worked for only 3 months) for me right eye. Since, I lost my job ( 1 year now) I have Obama Care which sucks when it comes to referrals. It took me about 2 months to final see a reinta doctor. He turned out to be a jerk. He made me feel like I didn't know my medical issue with my eyes. That since he was a doctor he has the right of way.
Last fall, I losted my job thanks to the State of Cailfonia. Make along store short a former co- work falsel
Grace ChanBeim Pixel C ist alles Highend: Der Prozessor verspricht Hochleistung, das Display scharfe Bilder, die Tastatur wird magnetisch gehalten und drahtlos geladen. Billig ist das allerdings nicht. Lohnt sich die Investition in Googles Vorzeigetablet?
Als Google im September das Pixel C vorstellte, hat der Konzern nicht viel
Graduation Day TodayI just got my main pic rated as a 1....
Generaly I don't say anything...but If I rate someone I give them a 10. NO reason to go around rating people low..this is for fun and making friends on line....
~*Yung Don*~ Ok this is my first blog....I have been sitting here thinking about today...My oldest is graduating from high school today. I have never been one to brag, but I am so proud of her.
She had a hard 4 years. Had lots of issues going on with her dad/stepmom. She doesnt even hardly talk to her dad anymore. In the past 4 yrs of her life she has been to court 5 x's and been put down from her stepmom and her dad isnt allowed to have much to do with her. I know alot of kids go threw all this...but she could have turned to drugs/alcohol or hit the streets....and she didnt. She is going to be walking across that stage in about 7 hrs. And I know that when she does I will prob start crying the second they call her name....
Ok I know I am being a sentimental mom bu
GraduationToday was our award and graduation ceremony at my school...even though I am not officially graduationg I am the class of 2007 so I recieved an award for perfect attendence and for yearbook but that is all I am going to write for now.
GraduationOk it is getting closer and closer to my last day of school. I can't believe I am almost to the very end. And yet at 33 I am so nervous...But I know it will pass its just been such a long road and now I will finally make it to the end. I have so many mixed emotions the closer it gets to the last day. Last qtr. some of my friends completed it. Now its my turn...I cried then at their party most likely I will do the same. July 12th is looking so good to me at this point...Yes of course I am counting down the days, and marking them off on the calendar. lol...In October will be the time for the official graduation ceremony which is gonna be awesome. I will have so many of my family members and my friends there. My boys are really excited that they will be able to see me walk across that stage. I just recently found out that I will be recognized at graduation as an official member of Lambda Alpha Epsilon--Delta Gamma Psi chapter(National Criminal Justice Association)..We recently received ou
GraduationWhat a day i have had, had to get used to the fact that my son is growing up and to top it all off he graduated nursery today. The gowns and caps did it for me. Where does the time go?
Graduation Is Here!!!Its been 18 long months! Crazydebi and I finally made it. We are Gibbs College Graduates!! We are so excited and happy to be done and soon to be starting new jobs. A new chapter in our lives is about to begin and Crazydebi and I are going to be life long friends. I'm so glad I met her. Can you tell that we are right next to each other posting this blog? lol
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GraduationOk All I amDreamwisher, mother of Blueflame. I am graduating on May 31, 2009 with a BS in Information Technology/Multimedia Visual COmmunications. I have also recently started my Master degree for Business.
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GrafittiPosthumously
slitting your wrists in the rain
a clean start
washing your life down a storm drain
the world doesnt care
your parrents were never there
the anticipation of death subdued the pain
his watter-logged corpse litters the street
you thought they would say
yet her broken heart thought you ere sweet
your crystalized eyes
bring tears to countless lives
your mother and father have wept for weeks
blue flowers cover your grave
you were oblivious to all teh lives you touched
your secret peers mutter your name
you denied yourself happiness
by suffocating yourself with loneliness
if you hadnt been so blind
you wouldve seen you were one of a kind
and seen all teh lives you touched
why did you refuse to see
all those who offered a helping hand
and help set you free
from a life of self inflicted torment
countless nights your tears ran like a torrent
your reasons were irrational
seven days of paradise
the we
Graffiti: Finding Your SignatureIn Rare Form
Why are we attracted to graffiti? It is unique and has its very own genre of artform, yet is it also a never-ending challenge being a graffiti artist. The art is very misunderstood and can be hard to get full support based on the fact that some of the general public still views it as being destructive. Graffiti artist want to re-interpret the world in their own design, while giving back to their communities, while trying to build a reputation and self-esteem to progress to the next level. A good masterpiece to a graffiti artist is summed up into three parts: the character, the lettering and the background.
Graffiti "characters" are something that will not be found in the comics section of a newspaper. The easiest way to understand graffiti based characters is by searching for them under "Urban Cartoons". Since graffiti characters are similar to cartoons, the artist don't have to worry about anatomical perfection, that is the difference between "real" and "abstract" cha
Graham's Fubar BlogFor those that happen to read this, I am going to explain what is going on and would like for you to give me your honest opion as to what you think I should do.
I have known a special women for the past 16 years which we have been very close. Through out these past 16 years, we have had times of no communication because of each other's life where she has had various boyfriends and for some reason during this time when she has hit rock bottom, we would cross paths, and we would start to talk like we have never lost communication. I have loved this women for all of these years and until recently since she has been single, finely told her how I have felt for her. In her mind, she did not believe me and has not believed any of her guy friend for these past years when they told her that they seen that I was in love with her. Her comment to them is he does not and that is just the way he is. This women is a single parent with a 15 year old daughter. Since I found out 1 year ago that she w
Grains Of SandPLEASE DONT PLAGERIZE...this was written by me~
Grains of SAND
Like slipping sand seeping through my fingers I feel our love starting to fall. Grain by grain it falls out of my reach and beyond my sight. Unnoticeable until its almost gone and by then, to late to save. I'm desperately search trying to find it, but each morsel so tiny with its own significance is single until pieced together to create a more significant, explicable form, that then grows and takes home in a heart, and is called love. It takes each piece, each grain to complete the puzzle, anything less is far too incomplete. Each is named compassion, soul, willing, giving, caring, concern, hope and so on. Once the pattern breaks and one grain is lost, like children the others follow, until everything you thought you lived for, everything you would have died for, is gone.
Out of sight, out of reach, out of mind and requires much faith and worlds of searching to again find.
Grammies DiaryDHHS is trying to shut my daughter up by taking away her constitutional right to free speech. They are threatening to keep her baby away from her and her fiance for as long as they insist on
making their voices heard. My daughter has been continually harrassed by the department of health and human services for 2
years. My daughter has 2 other children who are also in state custody due to her ex-husband not wanting to pay her child support when my daughter told him to take a long walk off a short pier. My pervert former son in-law now has the older 2 children living with
him at his mommy's house in Raymond. He doesn't support those children his mother and his step-daddy do with help from the state. This so called man was allowed to withhold money from my daughter for 8 years and made her and my older 2 grandchildren basically starve. He also almost allowed my daughter to die on her livingroom
floor because he refused to bring her to the hospital when she was pregnant with my gra
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GrandfatherHappy Mother's Day
You always clean the fingerprints
i leave upon the wall
i seemto make a mess of things
because i am small.
the years will pass so quickly
i'll soon be grown like you
and soon my little fingerprints
will surely fade from view.
so here's a special handprint
and a picture of me ,too
so you'll recall the very
year i made this just for you!
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this is a poem from my kids on this very day
one day in september
not too long ago
things were calm
no way to know
it was no matter then seconds
life as we know it would change
the terrorist dirty actions
is what we had to blame
many dear loved ones perished
when taken by surprised
as heartless men of terror
came thru our own blue skies
destroyed so much ,so many
but it didnt break our faith
thi country stands united
thats what makes america great
in god we t
Grandma Times 3Check out my new Granddaughter!
Peyton Ryleigh was born 4/27/07
6lbs 14oz
18 1/2 inches
I have another Granddaughter due at the end of May! I'll keep you posted!
Laura Hey Everyone!
I just found out that both of my daughters are going to have babies! Within weeks apart!
That will make 3 grandchildren for me!
I can't believe it! I just feel very old!
Laura
Grandmother SaidWhatever you ardently desire, sincerely believe in, vividly imagine, and enthusiastically act upon, must inevitably come to pass.
GrandchildrenTo those of us who have children in our lives,
whether they are our own,
grandchildren,
nieces,
nephews,
or students...
here is something to make you chuckle.
Whenever your children are out of control,
you can take comfort from the thought that
even God's omnipotence did not extend
to His own children.
After creating heaven and earth,
God created Adam and Eve.
And the first thing he said was
"DON'T! "
"Don't what? "
Adam replied.
"Don't eat the forbidden fruit."
God said.
"Forbidden fruit?
We have forbidden fruit?
Hey Eve..we have forbidden fruit! "
"No Way! "
"Yes way! "
"Do NOT eat the fruit! "
said God.
"Why ? "
"Because I am your Father and I said so! "
God replied,
wondering why He hadn't stopped
creation after making the elephants.
A few minutes later,
God saw His children having an apple break
and He was ticked!
"Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit? "
God asked.
Grandpa!!A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders
a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table.
He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest,
meanest, biker in the face and says: "I went by your grandma's house today and I saw
her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!"
The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are
confused,
>because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat.
The drunk leans on the table again and says: "I got it on with your
grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!"
The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker
still says nothing.
The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell you
something else, boy, your grandma liked it!"
At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders
looks him square in the eyes and says ........
"Grandpa ,......
Grand OpeningWe are going to be putting up Leather on the website. the site will be up and running fully in the next month . Stop by sign up for a free account and get all the latest news on what is going on . hope to see you there
GrandfatherHello All:
Yesterday afternoon around 140 or so my daughter had a baby girl. Her name is Brandy Janelle she was almost 8 lbs and almost 21 inches.
Mom and baby girl are doing fine today and should be coming home tomorrow morning.
Grandfauther My Dads Side Obituary For Anyone Who Is InterestedHarry ‘Frank’ Whaples,
World War II veteran
Harry “Frank” Whaples, 79, of Rehoboth Beach, passed peacefully from his residence into the loving arms of Jesus Christ his Savior, Wednesday, Sept. 13, 2006, after a difficult battle with cancer.
He was born in Wilmington, Feb. 16, 1927, son of the late Fredrick N. Whaples and the late Nina Hastings Whaples Bird.
Frank was born, raised and lived in Delaware all his life. He served three years in the Navy’s South Pacific Fleet during World War II and as an Army Airborne squad leader in the 82nd Airborne Division. He was a member of the American Legion Post 28 as well as the Veteran of Foreign Wars Post 7234, where he was part of the honor guard. He was an avid Phillies fan, but even more so he enjoyed playing softball for Delmarva’s Olde Tymers Softball League. Frank was a born-again Christian and an active member of the First Baptist Church of Lewes.
He will be dearly and lovingly missed by his wife of 49 years, Liv Hegdal W
GrandparentsGrandparents
Grandmas are moms with lots of frosting. ~Author Unknown
What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change,
and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure. ~Gene Perret
Grandmothers are just "antique" little girls. ~Author Unknown
Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild.
~Welsh Proverb
A grandmother is a babysitter who watches the kids instead
of the television. ~Author Unknown
Never have children, only grandchildren. ~Gore Vidal
Becoming a grandmother is wonderful. One moment you're just
a mother. The next you are all-wise and prehistoric. ~Pam Brown
Grandchildren don't stay young forever, which is good because
Grandfathers have only so many horsey rides in them. ~Gene Perret
When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.
~Ogden Nash
Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see just
you all day and now the day was complete. ~ Marcy DeMaree
Grandma's BoyfriendA 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, He looked up and said,"Grandma, how come you don't have a Boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?" Grandma replied,"Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend."
Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the
problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door. There stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?"
The little boy replied, "Yep , she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."
The minister fainted.
The GrandbabyFinally have pic of Dad, Mom and Baby...
All are healthy and home now and lovin' it...
Introducing, The Beautiful Ms. Kylie Rayne...
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She arrived at 7: 26 this morning and is healthy and BEAUTIFUL !!!
Will keep ya'll updated and will have pics soon....
Mother and daughter are fine and resting well...
Huggs, Kisses and Much Mad Love To All ~ Sadie Grace
Granpa Thondor!Amber In The House!!My New Grandaughter
To your success!
Have A Happy Day!!
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GrandpaYesterday morning, as I was headin to see my grandpa, my mother and I got a call that said he had passed away.. He went peacefully ... ate breakfast closed his eyes and never opened them again... no pain... I will miss ya grandpa WILD Bill!
Grandsons 1st BirthdayWow where has this year gone? My grandson Owen, turns 1 year old July 2, 2007. Seems like only yesterday I was bringing his mother home from the hospital. Now she is a mother with 2 beautiful children of her own.
My grandson has made some mile markers this past week, he has starting walking without holding on to anything. His words he is saying is baby but he says it like baaay bayy. Ni ni for sleepy time. mawmawmaw for me yours truly. mum mum for mommy, da da for daddy and pa paaaaa for grandpa Mike.
Although they may not be perfectly pronounces we all know exactly what he means.
We are so excited about him walking , all the girls walked at 9 months but Owen was born premature, so really he is on time considering his start in life.
Today we had his birthday party, there were so many people at my house I didn't even know half of them.( his mom and dad did the guest list) It was a great time had by all I think.
Lots of food was consumed ,with all the normal grill out fi
Grandma In CourtLawyers should never ask grandmas a question if they aren't prepared for the answer .
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In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand.
He approached her and asked; " Mrs.. Jones, do you know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you're a big disappointment to me.
You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher.
Yes, I know you."
The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, " Mrs.. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"
She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster. He's lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyon
GrandpaLast Night(Aug.8,2007)I became a grandfather for the second time.My son & his wife had their first son.Little Stephen was 7 lbs 19 inches long.I'm sure he'll grow to be a big strong man like his wrestling father.Little Stevie's sister will be a year old this Sunday.Now I'm the proud grandfather of 2 beautiful children.
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~GrAnDaO A.K.A.
GrandpaYou always taught me how to love and cherish every passing moment because you never know when its going to slip away. If I take it for granted I could lose my world in the Blink of an Eye.
You are the reason I wake up and breathe everyday.
You are the reason I can go out into this cold, fucked up world and survive.
You taught me how to be strong and stand up for myself and my beliefs.
I cherish every passing moment I got to spend with you, you taught me everything.
You are my strength and the reason I keep on keeping on.
You are my soul, heart and passion in all that I do.
You are my everything and when you died, I died too.
I don't know how to survive without you there to help me.
You will live on forever in my memory...
Grandpa, I Love You and Miss You so much!
by Lucky to be Irish
Grandpa JoeCheck out some pictures leave comments, I just joined and looking forward to hearing from you.
Grandchildren Are Grand!!!!!!!I have a new grand son he's 2 months old. he has his own website parkersakurai.com. I also have a new house to live in here in NY! In Feb.'08 I will be a grandma for the 6th time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All boys!!!!
Granddaughteras promised here a picture of my new grandbaby
cameryn makenna crowe
8 lbz 6 oz 20 inches long
cameryn mckenna crowe born at 5:20 pm est time 8 lbs 6 oz 20 inches long curly blonde hair...ruff time making an entrance but doing well now ...mom and baby doing fine
Granny & GrandpaThere was this old couple who have been together for 60 yrs. Every morning they sat at the very same breakfast table together. One morning the old lady said to her husband of 60 yrs "honey, do you remember when we used to sit at this very table naked 60 yrs ago? Do you remember the passion? the Fire we felt?". "Yes i do dear, very well" he replied. "Well honey, lets do it again, today, right now! Lets strip down naked and see if we cant rekindle that long lost fire!". The husband agreed and they stripped down naked and sat back at the table. Granny has this pleased look on her face as she said "oh honey! its working! my nipples are burning hot just as they did 60 yrs ago!" "Well its no wonder." said the husband "you have one in your oatmeal, the other is in your coffee"
"grandma's Cookies""GRANDMA'S COOKIES"
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A LIL BOY WALKS UP TO HIS DAD AND ASKS,"DAD,CAN I GO OUTSIDE AND SHOOT THE GUN BY MYSELF?"
THE FATHER RESPONDS,"I DON'T KNOW SON,YOU SHOULD BE OLDER AND,IT TAKES ALOT OF RESPONSIBILITY;CAN YOUR DICK TOUCH YOUR ASS?"
LIL BOY RESPONDS,"WELL OFCOURSE NOT DAD."
FATHER,"SORRY SON,MAYBE WHEN YOUR A LIL OLDER"
THE FOLLOWING DAY THE LIL BOY WALKS UP TO HIS DAD AND ASKS,"DAD,CAN I GO OUTSIDE AND DRIVE THE CAR BY MYSELF?"
THE FATHER RESPONDS,"I DON'T KNOW SON,YOU SHOULD BE OLDER AND,IT TAKES ALOT OF RESPONSIBILITY;CAN YOUR DICK TOUCH YOUR ASS?"
LIL BOY RESPONDS,"WELL OFCOURSE NOT DAD."
THE NEXT DAY THE LIL BOY IS WALKING THROUGHT THE LIVING ROOM WITH A PLATE FULL OF COOKIES HIS GRANDMOTHER MADE HIM,AND HIS DAD SEES AND SAYS,"WHAT YA GOT THERE SON,SOME COOKIES;WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME SOME?"
LIL BOY RESPONDS,"I DON'T KNOW DAD,CAN YOUR DICK TOUCH YOUR ASS?"
FATHERE RESPONDS,"WELL OFCOURSE IT CAN"
L
GranddaughterLast night me an my 7 yr old granddaughter were talking about going to louisiana with the family for Christmas. Then I told her that I was going to be gone for 2 weeks to Ark for Thanksgiving to see my family there an that her Aunt Trinity was again preg an due in april. She said Mawmaw my bday is in April!! I said no hon its in Aug, "YOUR crazy pawpaws is in April the one that dumped me lol.She looked up at me an said to me "mawmaw you just need to find you another husband"!! I laughed so hard i was hurting , kids do say the cutest things!!
Grandson!!I had just walked in the door at 10 am in the morn from a hard night babysitting kids, with hardly any sleep at all..
I turn to go to the ladies room an my grandson walks out of his room which I didn't see an said to me MawMaw are you NOT suppose to tell me something today??? I then got a big grin on my face an hollered to him "Happy 9th Birthday M". An then he was happy he just started smiling really big. It dont take much sometimes to make a child happy does it?