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How Kinky Are You??
You scored as Biting. When it comes to being kinky, your biggest turn on is biting. You love the ectasy of teeth sinking into your flesh, and are probably willing to return the favor. Sex just isn't sex without using your teeth.Biting100%Bondage83%Blood83%Whips58%Chains/Handcuffs33%Blind Folds25%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

How Kinky Am I?
You scored as Demon. Demon: Darkness is your sanctuary. Demons are many and are all different in appearence and rank. The most common are the ones that feed off of human souls. They love to make someone fall into their inner darkness. Blood, wrath, murder... You name it they love it. These beings don't care who you are, if they set their sights on you, let's just hope you know a good excorist. They kill any love within you and pull you toward their side. By any means possible. You wish for chaos and hate, you are the Demon.Demon92%Angel84%Faerie84%WereWolf75%Mermaid42%Dragon42%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com You scored as Bondage. Your turn on is bondage... all out. You don't have a specific part of kinky sex that turns you on more than any other... everything working together turns you on. And why shouldn't it? Sex isn't sex without all the trimmings.Biting

How Kinky Hehe
My score on The Kinkyness Test: Pretty kinky!(Grats! You're 72% kinky!)You kinkscore is pretty high. Most likely you're up for trying anything at least once, which show open-mindedness. You're probably a great lay, so just keep doing that thing you do! Link: The Kinkyness Test (OkCupid Free Online Dating)

How Kinky
You scored as Very Kinky, You are very Kinky. Yuo are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will make a very fun sex partnerVery Kinky80% Average50% A Sicko10% A WUSS !!0% How sexual are youcreated with QuizFarm.com

How Kinky Are You?
You Are 85% Kinky If you've heard of it, you've tried it. You're that kinky. You're open to any and all sexual experiences, as long as they're safe. You see the bedroom as the primary place for all your adventures. But that's not to say that the bedroom is the only place you get kinky! Are You Kinky?

Howlings
I'm just not all that interested in online communities at this time. Full time job. My extended polyamory relationships various offlimne events and gatherings these all leave me with little time for Cherry, Myspace, Yahoo 360, etc. TW

How Lucky Are You?
Your Luck Quotient: 81% You have an extremely high luck quotient. Not only do you consider yourself lucky, probably everyone you know does too. But you're smart enough to know that you've mostly made your own luck. By being positive, open, and flexible, a lot of luck has come your way! How Lucky Are You?

How Love Can Be Fucked Up Sometimes
I sit here thinking how could this be all we do is fight are we really ment to be can this be true is my heart playing tricks on me or am i falling for the wrong person my mind has so much grief in it my heart has so much pain and hurt do you know i cry at night because i am afraid your not the one i thought you was i sit here thinking im lying to myself lying to my heart that you could be that perfect one you yelled i cried did you come to me no you played your game and left me all alone how could i have been dumb enough To fall in love with someone like you i didnt even know you and i told you i loved you i told you my life story and all you had to say was i love you and there i went right into your arms like a foul i was to have done that how could i have been a foul to let my guard down to fall inlove with someone i didnt even know he loved me you was just someone new you showed me a good time a few times but that was it

How Life Is Changin So Fast ...
im gonna need all the friends and support i can cuz next week on the 7th my brother gets married to this great girl and then less then 2 or 3 weeks later he goes off to Iraq and i have to start been the rock of the family see my brother has been since my fathers accident in 99 cuz he has been in a coma since and now since my brother is leavein its gonna be hard on my mom even more and i will have to be her rock i just need people to talk to from time to time anyone care to be that person hit me back

How Lil-shaq Would Find A Soulmate!
Someone asked me via e-mail....Shaq, How would you find a soulmater? Then I seriously thought of tips on How I would look for a soulmate: Finding your Soulmate Love at first sight is a myth - your eyes only see the similarity to a favorite movie star or novel hero. It's the time you spend together, where you share your innermost secrets, that builds the bonds of soulmates. Be Available It´s no good complaining about not finding a soulmate if you only go out with the same group of friends all the time, or stay at home watching TV. Your soulmate can´t see through walls to find you! Make sure you´re out in places where your soulmate has a chance of finding you, and doing things your soulmate would realize are important to him/her. Comfortable and Trustable Sometimes people expect soulmates to hit them like lightning out of the blue. They go on looking, while the perfect partner is there with them every day, listening to them, being available, being fully trusting

How Lame
How lame con some poeple get. If your going to be a low class moron and rate someone low, at least have the balls to admit and be a man. I was hoping this place wouldnt have as many gomers as yahell, but it isnt looking like it lately.

A Howl In The Night
Ok,here goes Yes I've been away for quite awhile now,been busy on yahoo mostly,my comfort zone I guess you could say,I did starting out send a lot time on fubar,but some things about it was just a tad wonky to work with,add to the fact I kept getting every few minutes some kind of request to install some thingy to be able to see all content was begining to brown me off to no end,So I decided to settle back in Yahoo! As stated when I first arrived here,I'm new to this place,not sure how all things work around here and all,it's not that I'm web illiterate by any means,I'm just one of those old fashioned types who believes things shouldn't need plug ins or any thing else to make it work properly,besides that,I do most my blogging on Yahoo! 360 but from the sounds of whats going on with that system,I may very well be dusting off my original home page and return to it,as I have no plans of joining multiply or any other outfit just to post blogs,but I did feel I did owe any of those whom

Howlin Hotties Auction
OOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! The Bad Wolfy presents "Howlin' Hotties" Auction Auction will begin 10:00 PM CST Monday June 30th and end @ Midnight CST on July 14th! > As an extra bonus the auction participant with the most rates will receive a 5 Credit Bling! Come get yer "Howl On" and Bid!

How Long Will You Stand Aside?
How long will you stand aside? I have stood aside and watched while the once greatest, most civilized, and most humane nation in history was being converted into a jungle. I have stood aside and watched white the greatest good will the world has ever seen between multiple white nationalities within one nation, was being deliberately changed into suspicion, dissension and hatred. I have stood aside and watched while this “land of the free and the home of the brave” was being conditioned by traitors to seek peace at any price-even at the price of independence and freedom. I have stood aside and watched while our courts encouraged and our press glorified the perpetrators of crime who have spread riots, vandalism, robbery, and murder across our land. I have stood aside and watched while our colleges have been taken over by misguided children without the slightest understanding of the civilization they have inherited, or of the evil forces by which they have been duped by

How Long?
OK, SO I SEE ALOT OF PEOPLE ARE HAPPY INLOVE AND LIVING LIFE! AND THATS GREAT I'M SOO HAPPY FOR YOU!,...BUT WHAT DOES A GOOD WOMAN NEED TO DO TO FIND "THE ONE" I AM SO TIRED OF BEING LONLY I COULD CRY!...I MEAN I'M NOT LOOKING FOR "JUST SEX"OR "BABY DADDYS"...I JUST WANT SOME ROMANCE, LOVE, HONOR,RESPECT,PASSION,AND SOME GOOD OLD FASION FUCKING!"WHEN THE KIDS ASLEEP OF COURSE!".....SO IF ANYONE HAS ANY SUGGESTIONS FOR ME ON HOW TO ACHIEVE THIS GOLE OF MINE,...IT WOULD GREATLY APPRECIATED!!

How Low Can Low-cost Wireless Carriers Go?
At a time when major wireless carriers are beginning to require expensive data plans for many of their users, low-cost mobile companies keep making their prepaid calling plans broader and cheaper. Cricket, the low-cost, pay-as-you-go wireless carrier operated by Leap Wireless (LEAP), said Tuesday that it would begin offering the nation's first $30-per-month unlimited nationwide talk and text plan. Coverage will be available in 125 U.S. cities across all 50 states. That's $10 a month cheaper than any other prepaid nationwide unlimited plan available in the United States. Low-cost rival MetroPCS (PCS) offers a $40-a-month plan and competitor TracFone Wireless' Straight Talk has a $45-per-month plan. As for the major carriers, Sprint's (S, Fortune 500) Boost Mobile has a comparable prepaid plan for $50 a month, and T-Mobile and AT&T (T, Fortune 500) both offer similar prepaid plans for $60 a month. Verizon (VZ, Fortune 500) does not offer a comparable prepaid unlimited talk and text pl

How Long For B12 To Take Effect
Vitamin B12 is known as a water-soluble vitamin that is seen in various meats, fish and also dairy foods and also adds tremendously on the production of red blood cells when supporting to help maintain a proper neurological system. In addition to that, this supports the improving the energy. Additionally, it has a significant task in the using any and all of the intake of folate. Some other B12 Vitamin health benefits would be the maintenance with regards to myelin (the actual material which provides coverage for the neural system as well as allows them to broadcast impulses amongst the neural cellular material through the body system) and also the amelioration of the fat reducing power (metabolic process) within your body which assists in getting rid of fats.Vitamin B12 InsufficiencyInsufficient B12 Vitamin could get possibly from the insufficient eating consumption as a result of an unbalanced nutritious strategy or even due to intrinsic factor deficit, which can cause pernicious ane

How Much U Know About 80s Music
You Scored 55% Correct You are a solid child of the 80s You'd never confuse Tiffany from Debbie And while you may not know Prince's first #1 hit You know every word to Little Red Corvette How Much Do You Know About 80s Music?

How Much My Life Has Changed In 10 Yrs. . .
You've Changed 60% in 10 Years You've done a good job changing with the times, but deep down, you're still the same person. You're clothes, job, and friends may have changed some - but it hasn't changed you. How Much Have You Changed in 10 Years?

How My Brain Works.....or Doesn't
1. Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull? No - But have fed one. 2. Do you ever intentionally vomit after eating? Depends who I am having dinner with. 3. If you were working on a pirate ship, what would you most likely be? A Pirate or Semen 4. Have you ever called anyone a slut? Myself, looking in the mirror wearing female clothes. 5. How many people do you think would come to your funeral? One - A priest with a box of matches. 6. How many of them would come just to make sure you're dead? One - He is getting paid. 7. Do you have more enemies or more friends? Morefiends 8. Have you ever sent an anonymous letter? Yes to myself on Valentines Day. 9. Have you ever turned someone down for a date? No - Never been asked on one. 10. Are you smarter than your friends? What friends? My imaginary friends lie to me. 11. Have you ever had anything stolen by your friends? Yes - My heart. 12. Do you use your teeth when "doing it?" No - I take them out fi

How Much Blood Do I Need To Lose Before Someone Will Notice?
Let me give you a crash coarse about what is wrong with my mother... In Febuary she was diagnosed with terminal 3rd stage lung cancer and about October, she found out that it has spread into her liver. She is back on Chemo... Shr has had a feeding tube in her stomach since Febuary... She celebrated her 51st birthday in March. I celebrated my 21st birthday in January... so there u go... I am open about everything, so u gotta question- feel free to ask. I am about 20-45mins to finishing the "L Word Season 3"... This season has hit home for me closer than any other. I watched as Dana went to the doctor, then started on Chemo, then she started to recover- go out to places, then she started going down hill so quickly. (FYI to plp that have no clue what show I am talking about... it is a Lesbian show based in LA, Dana is a famous Tennis player and she is 34ish gets diagnosed with breast cancer) I am VERY frightened and scared that its gonna happen the same way with my mom. She starts to

How Much Lust Do You Have?
Your Lust Quotient: 55% You are definitely a lustful person, but you do a good job of hiding it. Your friends would be surprised to know that your secretly very wild! How Much Lust Do You Have?

How Memories Are Made…
I'm sure you all had memories like these. They can be good and bad memories, we all seem to think of the bad memories first. Well I would like to try making you think of the really good memories. Carol and I have two girls and a boy who are now successful adults. Paula became a teacher, Brenda and Philip both C.P.A's. When all three of my kids were between one and two years of age, I was at my heaviest weight, I would lay on the floor in front of the TV. Paula was our first born, she was about two, and she love to try and get up top of my belly. With a little help from me she did, she would put her little head on my belly and fall asleep. And that's when Daddy discovered nap time. (Smile) All three use to do the something, they learned from one another. We have a fireplace in the den, Carol and I sometimes like to start a fire when the family was in there. The three kids were 4, 6 and 8 years of age they loved going up to the fireplace and sit on the ed

Howmidoin
Ok so I finally hit that elusive 100 pound mark and it feels GREAT to be able to say ... I have lost 100 pounds! But that is only half of the good part of my life. I have been spending lots of time on CT and meeting some new people. Nice and fun people. Life is Good. :) HA!! Not that 9 months later but 9 months after my Gastric Bypass Weight Loss Surgery, I have lost 98 pounds. 98 POUNDS! I am so freakin psyched. Down from a size 26/28 to a 14/16 and even a few 12/14s. It is so exciting to feel healthy and look so different. I'm glad everyone seems to like my new photos. I'll try to get some new ones of my figure soon too. I still have a little ways to go but I'm willing to work for it and be patient.

How Men Choose A Wife Lol
Chosing a wife A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gave each woman a present of $5,000 and watched to see what they did with the money. The first did a total make-over. She went to a fancy beauty salon, got her hair done, new mak e up and bought several new outfits to dress up very nicely for the man. She told him that she had done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second went shopping to buy the man gifts. She got him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presented these gifts, she told him that she had spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man was impressed. The third invested the money in the stock market. She earned several times the $5,000. She gave him back his $5000 and reinvested the remainder in a joint account. She told him that she wanted to sav

How Many Idiots Are There!?!?!
HEYZ YAL!!! welp.. az sum of yal kno i have NO TOLERANCE for simple minded ppl much less thoze who think its ok to talk to u any way they pleaze {even vulger or sexualy} the VERY 1ST TIME they EVER shout box u.. so w/that all bein said.. herez yet ANOTHER DUMB ASS who cant seem to understand when sum1z TRYIN to give em the chance to STOP b4 they end up on MY LIST OF THE TOP FUBAR DUMB ASSEZ SO NOW I PRESENT TO YOU the profile & convo that gave him the #3 TOP DUMB ASS SPOT: Stephan@ fubar Stephan: hi beautiful girl...do u want webcam sex? ->Stephan: do ya wanna readt my profile 1st? Stephan: babe u accept? i ll sent u 5004 accept? Stephan: 500$ ->Stephan: READ MY PROFILE Stephan: are u bi? ->Stephan: are u an idiot who cant read? Stephan: babe do u want or not? ->Stephan: are u REALLY THIS stupid??? or r u jus uzed to GIRLZ? cuz *I* am a woman.. in fact A WOMAN WHO HAZ A PROFILE THAT EXPLAINZ the answerez to ur ?/z n IF ud have read it ud KNOW i dont webcam NOR do i tol

How Many U Done??
10 layers of me [[..THESE ARE THE 10 LAYERS OF ME..]] LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE Name: kristen Birth date: august 6, 1987 Birth place: new bedford Current Location: gulfport Eye Color: hazel Hair Color: brunette Righty or Lefty: Righty Zodiac Sign: Leo LAYER TWO: ON THE INSIDE Your heritage: french and english Wut Shoes Did You Wear Today: Flip flops Your weakness: eating what im suppose to Your fears: spiders, and ne kind of bugs Your perfect pizza: chesse Goal you'd like to achieve: get a degree in early childhood LAYER THREE: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW: Your most overused phrase: ur funny Your thoughts first waking up: what time is it?? Your best physical feature: ive been told my eyes and smile Your bedtime: when i can fall asleep Your most missed memory: my friends and family in mass LAYER FOUR: YOUR PICK: Pepsi or Coke: diet coke McDonald's or Burger King: neither cant eat there ne more Single or group dates: both

How Mean Can Some People Be
I can not see how people can get away with hacking in to people's acct's and they get away with it and furbar let them do it and it is not fair yes i did talk to some one about it and i feel some thing should be done about it i feel the one that did this to me and any one that has done it to othere's should be banned for life and (angelbaby~KARMA'S BITCH)I HOPE YOU AND YOUR BOYFRIEND ARE HAPPY FOR WHAT YOU DID TO ME i cought you both doing it and angelbaby you have done it to two or three people already and you keep getting away with it i hope furbar will banned her and everyone thathas hacked in to people acct's on here stay away from this girl this is her link http://fubar.com/user/1551361 she is drama and a user and she use's men she is trouble her name is CINDY

How 2 Mend A Friends Broken Heart?
My bf that is close to me has been chatin w this other person online. This person 4 some reason has made all of his days brighter, until 2day. Now all of the sudden he is down and sad and sayin that she requested to jus b friends. I think he reallythought that something was going to come of this pc affair! lol. I jus dont no how to tell him with out hurtin his feelings that this was jus a pc thing and he needs to move on or jus b friends! I dont understand how hecan really grow so close to someone he hasnt even eattin a meal with. I guess i need help......... plz tell me what to say as a good friend.

How My Life Is Going!!!
So I had my second daughter September 10th. She is so beautiful. We named her Haley Marie. My other daughter which is 4 1/2 loves her so much. She can't wait til she can play and all. Im actually excited having two girls. Don't have to buy new toys or clothes..LOL Im done having kids though. I had to have another c section so very painful again so im done. My first one was worse bec I was in labor for 14 hours then had to have a c section. Im enjoying life though now and happy with the way everything is going. Im still not talking to my oldest sister and I have tried but she doesn't care. Thats fine with me. She wants to be like this then I don't have to help her clean her apt anymore or hear all the problems she has. I guess she is talking about divorce again which doesn't surprise me but im not believing it until she actually does it. Now that I don't really talk to her anymore my life has been less stressful. All I can say is Im happy to be a proud mommy to two beautiful girl

How Many Ways To Say "i Love You"
Apache = Sheth she~n zho~n Cheyenne = Ne mohotatse Chickasaw = Chiholloli Hopi = Nu' umi unangw'ta Mohawk = Konoronhkwa Navajo = Ayor anosh'ni Sioux = Techihhila Zuni = Tom ho' ichem Arabic = Ana Behibek (male to female) Ana Ahebak (formal) Ana Bahibak (female to male) Armenian = yes kez shat em siroom Assyr = Az tha hijthmekem Bahasa Malayu (Malaysia) = Saya cinta mu Bangladeschi = Ami tomake valobashi Basque = Nere maitea Bavarian = I mog di Bengali = Aami tomaake bhaalo baashi Bisaya = Nahigugma ko nimo Bolivian = Quechua Qanta munani Bosnian = Ja te volim (formal) volim-te (informal) Brazilian = (Portuguese) Eu te amo Bulgarian = Obicham te Burmese = Chit pa te Cantonese = Ngo Oi Nei Chinese = gnoy oy na Goi Oi Lei (Hongkong) Wa Ai Li (Taiwanese) Danish = Jeg elsker dig Dutch = Ik hou van jou English = I love you Esperanto = Mi amas vim Estonian = Mina armastan s

How Much Has Changed
how much u changed in 10 years Body: How much I changed over the years -----------------10 YRZ AGO------------------- 1.) How old were you?: 17 2.) Where did you go to school?: Topeka West 3) Where did you work?: Best Buy and tuns of other places 4) Where did you live?: topeka kansas go figure went far hu 5.) Where did you hang out?: any where and everywhere 6.) Did you wear glasses?: nope 7.) Who was your best friend?: not going to say her name turned out she wasnt a very good friend 8.) How many tattoos did you have?: one 9.) How many piercings did you have? just ears 10) What car did you drive?:78 Ford Fairmont 11.) Had you been to a real party?: yes and way before i was 17 12.) Had You had your heart broken?: yes 13.) Were you Single/Taken/Married/Divorce?: Taken -----------5 years ago----------- 1.) How old were you?: 22 2.) Where did you go to school? no where 3.) Where did you work?: stay home mom 4.) Where did you live? Topeka, KS 5.) Where did you

How Much You Kno Me?....
My name: Who is the love of my life: Where did we meet: Take a stab at my middle name: How long have you known me: When is the last time that we saw each other: Do I smoke: Do I drink: When is my birthday: What was your first impression of upon meeting me: Do I have any siblings: What's one of my favorite things to do: Am I funny: What's my favorite type of music: What is the best feature about me: Am I shy or outgoing: Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules: Do I have any special talents: Would you consider me a friend/good friend: Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else (what): What is a memory we have once had: Have you ever hugged me: Do you miss me...do you think i miss you: What is my favorite food: Have you ever had a crush on me: If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be: What's your favorite memory of me: Who do I like right now:

How Much Can One Person Take
have u ever heard anyone say that sooner or later a person will believe what he is told if a man is beaten down enough then sooner or later he will believe that he amounts to nothing i have been physically, mentally and emotionally abused all my life by my step father and others and now this late in my life i have come to accept the fate that life has dealt me in believing that my life is in consequential to that of the one that i love so i am wondering whether or not i should change who i am an lose another piece of myself or should i bend and comprimise simply cuz i love the woman and give her her way i have always been the person to make the other happy at all cost no matter how miserable i was but now i am content in the fact of living my life to make myself happy instead of making others happy but i am still concerned about making others happy so i know deep down that i should jsut comprimise an all but i jsut dont want to change but hey i guess i should jsut go with

How Many ?!?!!!!!
Contest has Begun! Rate/Comment at will. Click the pic of me bellow to vote on me - Aussie73. Still getting to know people here after being away for a year or so, so I need all the help I can get!!! Happy New Year!! RULES :: No Time Limit, First 10 People to reach 17K comments win This is a comment bombing contest, comments count as 1 point and rates count as 3 points Self bombing is allowed and encouraged Absolutely NO DRAMA Anyone caught cheating using blasters or scripts will be immediately disqualified

How Much Does Love Cost????
How much would it take to hear "I love you"? How much is the price of what was lost? How much is the fee of joy? How much does love cost? Does it take a broken heart? Or maybe just the tears? Does it cost your happiness? Or maybe just the fears? Is a commitment too much to ask? Or maybe not enough? Is loving you worthless? When life seems so tough? So does love have a price? Even though you cannot buy it? How much does love cost? Is it the fact you cannot deny it? There's nothing I wouldn't do, To retreive what was lost, Just tell me one thing, How Much Does Love Cost? done by christine

How Much Do You Really Want To Know?
Why did you leave? How bad could i have been? I was 6 months old Why did you carry me that long? Why didn't you kill me when you had the chance? you could have aborted.... could have ended it all before it started. You chose not to. Instead I'm left living with this . Wondering,eager,doubting my own self worth. Was that your plan? Did you want to hurt me that bad? Why? What did i do? Even if it wasn't my fault.... why have i not heard from you? the only time you heard me talk was when i asked you to come see me And all you said was... "I don't drive" If you're on here I hope you find me And I hope you read this. I hope you see what I've become. I hope you regret what you've done. I hope it eats at you Like a cancer uncureable terminal I hope you're happy with the new life you have With the kids you were kind enough to keep. I will always resent you And all that you are I hope you're happy W

How Much Do You Cost A Nite?
Natural hair color: []Brown..$100 [] Blonde-$50 []Black-$15 [] Bald-$5 [x] Others-$75 Eye Color: []Brown-$50 []Green-$75 [x]Blue-$150 []Hazel-$100 []Other-$5 Height []Over 7..$200 []6'8"to7--$175 []6'to6'7"--$150 []5'4'to5"11'--$85 [x]Under 5"4-$95 Age [x]50 to 56-$175 []46 to 50-$150 []41 to 45-$125 []31 to 40-$100 []26 to 30 -$75 []21 to 25- $50 []19 to 20-$25 []0 to 18-$100 Birth Order [] Twins or more then twins-$750 [] First born-$320 []Only child-$250 []Second born-$150 []Middle child-$100 [x]Last born-$100 []Third born-$550 []Forth born-$300 []Fifth born-$400 []Sixth born-$215 Drink? []I did like once-$400 []Only Holidays-$250 [x]Sometimes-$215 []Yes-$200 []Only weekends-$300 []Everyother day-$50 []Once a day-$15 []I live from the bottle-$Bankrupt$ [Back to Zero] []No-$600 Shoe Size []13+-$300 []12.5 to 13-$250 []11 to 12- $400 [x]7 to 10-$500 Under 7-$450 Favorite Colors(two) []Green-$750 [x]Red-$600 []Black

How Much Work Does It Take To Be Ajerk
SS BUT I AM GOING TO VENT VERY BADLY!! HOW FUKIN SICK CAN A SO CALLED HUMAN BEING BE!!! THIS IS NOT EVEN HUMAN IN FACT A FUKING ANIMAL CANT EVEN BE THIS SICK.I WAS ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED WHEN I SAW THISWHOEVER THE MENTAL CASES ARE THAT ARE INVOLVED IN THIS SHOULD BE DE:NUTTED AND THEN SHOT TORTURED SOMTHING.... Lessons on Life There was an Indian Chief who had four sons. He wanted his sons to learn not to judge things too quickly. So he sent them each on a quest, in turn, to go and look at a pear tree that was a great distance away.. The first son went in the Winter, the second in the Spring, the third in Summer, and the youngest son in the Fall. When they had all gone and come back, he called them together to describe what they had seen. The first son said that the tree was ugly, bent, and twisted. The second son said 'no' it was covered with green buds and full of promise. The third son disagreed; he said it was laden with blossoms that smelled so sweet and l

How Many Agree
Every Global Mumm I have ever Posted in almost 3 yrs has been Removed. How many Agree with me That the Hatred they Display Towards others.is uncalled for? How many agree with me if a mumm is removed they should refund your fubucks? How many agree with me that fubar is becoming very Anal? How many agree with me that the Rulers of fubar should mind there god damn business? For an Adult site we are mostly treated like Children. How many agree with me we should be allowed atleast 2 mb morphs? How many of you all like this Picture I had Custom Made. Do u like this 1 with the Evil Eye? An u all know What?I nolonger Give a Damn either. The Owners of this Site took a great place away when they changed the Name from Lost Cherry then to CherryTap.But the Name Fubar Sucks Ass.Ty Blessed be Nice Vent now it's Jim Beam Time (

How Many Time Can U Take Your Heart Being Broken
HOW MANY TIMES DOES A PERSON HAVE TO GET HEARTBROKEN BY DIFFERENT PEOPLE. HOW CAN THE HEART TAKE SO MUCH HEARTBRAKE. SOME PEOPLES HEARTS HAVE BEEN BROKEN AND NEVER COULD RECOVER. I MYSELF TRY AND RECOVER BUT I ALWAYS DO, AND MOVE ON TOO SOMEONE ELSE, WHICH IS SAD HARD THING TOO DO BUT I DO IT. THEN GET HEARTBROKEN AGAIN. LIKE YESTERDAY I GOT MY HEART BROKEN BY THIS PERSON. WHO I THOUGH I WOULD BE WITH, BUT I GUESS NOT. SO I AM STILL THINKING THAT I WILL NEVER BE HAPPY WITH SOMEONE.

How Mush Do You Know About Usmc
Marine Corps History On November 10, 1775, the Continental Congress passed a resolution stating that "two battalions of Marines be raised" for service as landing forces with the fleet. This established the Continental Marines and marked the birth of the United States Marine Corps. Serving on land and at sea, early Marines distinguished themselves in a number of important operations, including their first amphibious raid on foreign soil in the Bahamas in March 1776, under the command of the Corps’ first commandant, Capt. Samuel Nicholas. The 1783 Treaty of Paris ended the Revolutionary War and as the last of the Navy’s ships were sold, the Continental Navy and Marines disbanded. Following the formal re-establishment of the Marine Corps on July 11, 1798, Marines fought in conflicts with France, landed in Santo Domingo and conducted operations against the Barbary pirates along the "Shores of Tripoli." Marines participated in numerous operations during the War of 1812, includ

How Many Do You Know?
How many of these did YOU know about? A sealed envelope - Put in the freezer for a few hours, then slide a knife under the flap. The envelope can then be resealed. ( hmmmmmm...) ============================================ Use empty toilet paper roll to store appliance cords. It keeps them neat and you can write on the roll what appliance it belongs to. ============================================ For icy door steps in freezing temperatures: Get warm water and put Dawn dish washing liquid in it. Pour it all over the steps. They won't refreeze. ========================================! ==== To remove old wax from a glass candle holder - Put it in the freezer for a few hours. Then take the candle holder out and turn it upside down. The wax will fall out. ============================================ Crayon marks on walls? This works wonderfully! Use a damp rag, dipped in baking soda. Comes off with little effort (elbow grease, that is!). ===============================

How 2 Make Love!!!
how to make love: ingredients: 4 laughing eyes 4 well shaped legs 4 loving arms 2 firm milk jugs 2 nuts 1 fur-lined mixing bowl 1 firm banana directions: 1. look into laughing eyes. 2.spread well shaped legs with loving arms. 3.squeeze and massage milk jugs gently. 4.gently add firm banana to mixing bowl,working in and out until well creamed for best results countinue to massage milk jugs. 5.as heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak. 6.the cake is done when banana is soft.if banana does not soften repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls. notes: 1. if you are in a unfamiliar kitchen,wash utensils carefully before and after use. 2.do not lick mixing bowl after use. 3.if cake rises leave town

How Much Is Enough?
Okay so I've been dating this girl for about a month now. We have had a few bumps such as... It's okay for her to flirt with other guys but if I even so much as talk to another girl or get a txt from a friend I'm a player! I am constantly having to defend my past and the things I have done, but her past is the past and it's no big deal. we work together and no one can know about us for some reason! I have been on my best behavior treated her very well, but no matter what I do it's not the right thing! In the past I would have said fuck off a longtime ago, but for some reason I really like this girl there is just something about her that makes me.... well anyway the other night she really pissed me off! At this point I don't know what to do keep trying or tell her to go jump off a cliff?

How Many Remember??
Ok, so I'm laying in bed last night and began thinking of my childhood and of all the fun things back then. I finally fell asleep after going through TONS of different things (ahhh arent the "mind spins" great when you're tired? ) - Let's see how many of you remember the things that you did when growing up! Feel free to add to the list! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Licking the bowl and beaters of batter w/out dreading "raw eggs" Eating raw hotdogs 13 Channel TV's and NO remote or cable Rabbit ears (tin foil was optional) Actually only having ONE TV in your house and having to take turns to watch your favorite show! School House Rock Afterschool specials Little House on the Prarie Grizzly Adams HEE HAW Saturday morning cartoons 8 Track tapes 33 and 45 LP's (you were lost when you lost the little disc to play a 45!) Reel to Reel Drive In Movies Your first scary movie (mine was Jaws) Mud Pies Playing outside til the street light came on (dinner

How Marriage Works
A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right back.' 'Where are you going, coochy cooh?' asked the wife. 'I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I' m going to have a beer.' The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?' She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany , Holl and , Japan, India , etc. The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, 'Yes, lollipop ....but at the bar...you know...they have frozen glasses....' He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, 'You want a frozen glass, puppy face?' She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it. The husband, looking a bit pa

How Much Am I Worth?
So here's the deal. I have a pre-paid phone. This is currently my only steady means of communication with the outside world. I didn't miss having a phone while I still had internet at home. Now that its gone, I'm burning through minutes like wild fire. I'm hoping to find a way to get some minutes and possibly provide a service (wink wink) at the same time. Here's my thought: Either from Walmart directly or from the cell company's website, re-load increments can be purchased. You text me when you buy them. All you need is my cell number to add minutes. When I get the text that I've been loaded up, I call you and we'll get to talk about whatever you want. Just a thought. PM me if you're interested.

How Much You Mean To Me ..
From The Moment I Saw You... From The Moment I Looked Into Your Eyes... There Was Something About You... I Had Found A Once In A Lifetime... And A Treasure Thats Is Impossible To Find...When I'm With You, I'm Complete... To Hear Your Laugh... To See Your Smile... To Listen To Your Beautiful Voice... To Stare Into Your Eyes... Makes Me Complete... All I Want From You Is To... Hug You... Kiss You... Hold Your Hand... Hold You In My Arms... Why... Because You Are Everything To Me... To Me, Your My Friend, My World, My Heart, My Soul... I Want To Spend The Rest Of My Life With You... You'd Never Know How Far I Would Go For You... I Would Give My Life In the Place Of Yours... I Want You To Know... I Will Always Be There For You... When You... Need Someone To Talk To... Need Someone To Cry With... Need Someone Who Will Listen... Need Someone To Be Mad At... Need Someone To Lean On... Anytime You Need Me... Day Or Night... Know That... I Will Always

How Many Are Fakes On Here?
Ok so just how many people on here are fakes? I am sure a bunch of you now know about the fake nc cher/dok thing but recently we have come to the realization that it was more than just those two profiles and the one person doing them. I just have to say I sat and cried all day on Thursday when I found out about one of whom I thought at the time was a very good friend to me dying. And then come to find out it was all a joke and made up, and the person isn't even REAL!!! I mean wow I helped with his Happy Hour to remember him, and all the blings and stuff that he received and bombs and autos I just sent to him because I felt bad for him. I am just sitting here in awe and it's already been two days, but every time I get on I hear more and more and it disgusts me that someone can treat so many the way he did. I do strongly believe in Karma and I hope it gets you very good!!! Also if you want to even read more about it read this blog. http://fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=1486248432

How Many Licks?
My status yesterday was the famous "How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?" In the spirit of the above phrase I set out to see if I could answer the question that many said couldn’t be done. So I set up my station at work and as luck would have it I was assigned Timer Test calls. What does that mean to you? Well unless you have an alarm system, it means nothing. However, to me it was the opportunity to seek out the answer. Because it was going to be yet another boring night making senseless calls to those that pay for a service however get pissed when you call to let them know there could be a problem.

How Much Is Washington Willing To Tax America?
The Obama administration risks overseeing the largest tax increase inhistory if it allows the 2001 and 2003 tax cuts to expire at the endof the year. Low-income families will see their income tax rate jump fivepercentage points, while everyone else will see increases of three to4.6 percentage points. Capital gains and dividends tax rates -currently 15 percent for most investors - will leap to 20percent and 39.6 percent, respectively. The death tax, which isfinally gone, will be re-imposed at a 55 percent rate.Not only would these increases hurt families during stable times, butthey will further devastate our already-wobbling economy. Instead ofraising taxes to previous high levels, which will dolittle to control the rising deficit, lawmakers should tighten theirbelts and rein in spending. Tax hikes only encourage morespending and higher deficits.

How Many Calories Should I Be Eating
The number of calories you need each and every day differ from one individual to another and to work these details you'll want to know many parts of specifics about your self that can help make your own calculations. Beneath within our what number of calories should you have a day to burn fat calculator segment we will give you a straightforward description as to ways to have your particular calculations to find out what number of calories you need to have a day. Simply by giving answers to the question 'the number of calories can I require a day?' then you're just discovering the sheer number of calories that the system necessitates to function normally, for almost all the operations that happen in the body daily to happen correctly. The quantity that you receive from that calculation can see you retain the very same body weight for those who take that specific number of calories every day, in case you eat much more you can expect to gain pounds and in case you consume lower than that

How Much Should I Weigh Calculator
The most typical uncertainties obtained in your email messages is actually - exactly how much do i need to weigh with regard to the height? Outlined in this article, we are going to clarify the most typical ways this may be measured. To figure out just how much you ought to weigh numerous components might be of interest, which include years of age, muscle-fat percentage, height, sexual category, and also bone mineral density. A lot of people advise that determining your Bmi is actually the the easy way determine if one's body weight is perfect. Other folks claim that Body mass index can be incorrect since it doesn't consider muscles and the hip-waist rate is best. A particular persons perfect bodyweight could possibly be totally different from another's. In the event you do a comparison of yourself to relatives and buddies a person risk both looking way too high if you're encompassed by overweight as well as fat people, or even far too low when every person near you does the job like t

How Not To Be Strangled
I hear self-proclaimed 'nice guys' bitching all the time about how women never want to date them, and they always finish last. I have a few things to say about that. Nice guys DON'T finish last, pussies do. You can still be nice and maintain a backbone. It's when you're morbidly acquiescent and a pathological whiner that women do not want a mother fucking thing to do with you. Don't give me that 'woman pussy wet for bad boy only' shit. GIRLS want bad boys, women want MEN. Quit chasing the shetards who are just going through a damn phase. And for the guys who swear they are 'too nice' and are actually pussies-Part of what attracts women to 'bad boys' is sexuality. Sexuality is VERY important, yet 'nice guys' don't exhibit themselves as sexual because they are afraid of the way the female will react to it. Cutting off your penis to spite your love life is not appealing in any potential lay. The other part that attracts women is confidence (not to be confuse

How Not To Rob A Bank
Here are some lessons learned from the experiences of a number of would-be bank robbers. Pick The Right Bank: You don't want to make the same mistake as the fellow in Anaheim, CA, who tried to hold up a bank that was no longer in business and had no money. Study Your History: Don't try to stick up the First National Bank of Northfield, Minnesota. Jesse James tried it 111 years ago, and the townsfolk took just seven minutes to kill two and capture three of his gang. Nobody tried again until 1984, and the customers chased the guy down. They're tight with their dollar, those Minnesotans. Speak To The Right Teller: One robber in Upland, CA, presented his note to the teller, and her father, who was in the next line, got all bent out of shape about it. He wrestled the guy to the ground and sat on him until authorities arrived. Don't Sign Your Demand Note: Demand notes have been written on the back of a subpoena issued in the name of a bank robb

How Not To Make A Website
Ok so you decided you want to make a website. Step 1 Do not buy a turn key site these are normally a waste of time with limited control over your server and emails. A lot of these turn key site scripts are blocked on search engines Step 2 Find a host provider. (server) Try and get a server that offers unlimited bandwidth per month this is used for visits to your site veiwing photos, vids and so on. Most providers offer over 400gigs of space but you will never need it. Try not to get a free servers or quick build server. Most sites now are runing with css and combined html. (later I will put some good links on here for help) So make sure you get php and cpanel with your server. £5 a month for server is very good that is what im paying for my server. if you want the link I.M me Step 3 Find your self a good programe for uploading files to your server. A great free programe is filezilla, google for it. You will also need some decent photo editing and web site cr

How Not To Dispose Of A Christmas Tree
BERLIN (Reuters) - A German man threw himself out of an apartment window along with a Christmas tree during a late-night attempt to dispose of his festive decorations. The man fell 22 feet after he lost his balance throwing the tree onto the street Saturday, police in the western city of Moenchengladbach said. The tree did not break the victim's fall. "There's a TV advert showing people having fun throwing their old Christmas trees out the window," said police spokesman Willy Thevessen Monday. "But you're not supposed to jump with them." The man was taken to hospital in critical condition with severe head injuries after witnesses saw him fall. (Reporting by Erik Kirschbaum; Editing by Giles Elgood) © Reuters 2008 All rights reserved

How Nice Guys Become Assholes
Entry for April 27, 2008 How Nice Guys Become Assholes Category: Life This is that fastest way to make a nice guy become an asshole. Sit there and play mind games with him. Tell him that you have feelings for him. flirt with him and then turn around and go running back to your ex when it is aparent to start dating him. Most women ask me where are all the nice guys at. Well right here is one. But I need to warn you of a few things first. One don't play your mind games with me. First reason for this is that i am tired to the BULLSHIT that comes with it. If you like me tell me. don't go beeting around the bush until you get what you wanted from me . Second thing I hate is when people start off doing things and don't finish. women you do not know how much it hurts men when you don't finish what you start.I have a high tolerance for pain but damn, that really hurts. if you start finish third thing I hate is when my friends get stuck as the middle man. If there is so

How Old Am I
Comments made in the year 1955! That's only 52 years ago! 'I'll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are, it's going to be impossible to buy a week's groceries for $20.00.' 'Have you seen the new cars coming out next year? It won't be long before $2, 000.00 will only buy a used one.' 'If cigarettes keep going up in price, I'm going to quit. A quarter a pack is ridiculous. 'Did you hear the post office is thinking about charging a dime just to mail a letter?' 'If they raise the minimum wage to $1.00, nobody will be able to hire outside help at the store.' 'When I first started driving, who would have thought gas would someday cost 29 cents a gallon. Guess we'd be better off leaving the car in the garage.' 'Kids today are impossible. Those duck tail hair cuts make it impossible to stay groomed. Next thing you know, boys will be wearing their hair as long as the girls.' 'I'm afraid to send my kids to the movies any more. Ever since they let

How Often Do You
Just wondering how often some of you check back in here to my page... once a day? more? less? when you see things added/changed? while i'm on that topic... should i try to get things together to get more up at once ... or should i just do what i do now and just post things randomly? i don't know i'm in a curious mood :p ~~Sin

How Old Is Grandpa
> > How old is Grandpa??? > > > > > > Something to ponder, as we head towards the future > > > > > > > > How old is Grandpa??? > > > > Stay with this -- the answer is at the end. It will blow you away. > > > > One evening a grandson was talking to his grandfather about current > > events. > > The grandson asked his grandfather what he thought about the shootings at > > schools, the computer age, and just things in general. > > > > The Grandfather replied, 'Well, let me think a minute, I was born before: > > > > ' television > > > > ' penicillin > > > > ' polio shots > > > > ' frozen foods > > > > ' Xerox > > > > ' contact lenses > > > > ' Frisbees and > > > > ' the pill > > > > There w ere no: > > > > ' credit cards > > > > ' laser beams or > > > > ' ball-point pens > > > > Man had not invented: > > > > ' pantyhose > > > > ' air conditioners > > > > ' dishwashers > > > > ' clothes dryers > > > > ' and the clothes were hung out to dry

How Obama Is Making Gas Prices Higher
Yesterday, for the first time since September 2008, the price of a barrel of crude oil topped $100 on the New York Mercantile Exchange. But while the recent unrest in the Middle East has had some marginal effect on rising prices, the most significant factor has been increased oil demand worldwide. That is why, long before the recent protests even began, analysts were predicting $4 a gallon by this summer and $5 a gallon by 2012. Anyone could have predicted that the recovering world economy, coupled with the continued growth of India and China, was going to push oil prices higher. So if an Administration wanted to keep gas prices down, they could have mitigated increased oil demand by increasing domestic oil production. But that is not what the Obama Administration has done. Instead of increasing domestic oil supplies, the Obama Administration has cut them at every opportunity, and Americans are now suffering because of those choices.Back in February, when the protests in Egypt were fir

How People See Me
People Envy Your Compassion You have a kind heart and an unusual empathy for all living creatures. You tend to absorb others' happiness and pain. People envy your compassion, and more importantly, the connections it helps you build. And compassionate as you are, you feel for them. What Do People Envy About You?

How 2 Piss Off A Cop!!!
1) When you get pulled over, say "What's wrong, officer, there's no blood in my alcohol?" 2) When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you wanted to race. 3) When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf. 4) If he asks if you knew how fast you were going, say no, my speedometer doesn't go that high. 5) Touch him. 6) When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you had to buy a hat. 7) Ask him where he bought his cool hat. 8) Refer to him by his first name. 9) Pretend you are gay and ask him out. 10) When he says no, cry. 11) If he says yes, accuse him of sexual harassment. 12) If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is, but in a nice way. 13) If he asks you to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood. 14) When he asks you to spread them, tell him you don't go that way. 15) When he puts handcuffs on, say "Usually my dates buy me dinner first" 16) Ask to be fingerprinted with candy, cause you don't like

How Pot Became Demonized
A history of the battle between politics and science over the use of marijuana as a medicine. The following is an excerpt from "Dying to Get High" by Wendy Chapkis and Richard J. Webb (NYU Press, 2008). (c) 2008 NYU Press. For many modern critics, the concept of "medical marijuana" is a contradiction in terms. Medicine is standardized, synthetic, and pure; marijuana involves the unrefined and promiscuous coupling of more than four hundred components rooted in the dirt. Medicine -- in its most powerful and privileged forms -- rests in the hands of men, while the most potent form of marijuana is found in the female flowering plant. Medicine engages in heroic battles against death. Marijuana claims only to enhance the quality of life. Medicine presents itself as an objective science safeguarded by the ritual of the double-blind, randomized clinical trial. The therapeutic value of marijuana relies largely on the "soft science" of subjective experience and anecdotal evidence. From

"how Quickly Life Is Passing Us By"
My Brothers Best friend Stacey was killed 2 nights ago. She was only 21 years of age. A beautiful girl who i only met a few times, but each time i would see her, it was like a breath of fresh as she would walk in the room... see below for pictures and a report in the news. From this point on, i will think twice before complaining about the " pathetic little dramas" that happen in my life and all of the stuff that i shouldn't take for granted and appreciate alot more than i do. I will put my every effort into making my Boyfriend Nate from Fubar - My real life boyfriend and so much more than that. Appreciate the good times, love, laugh and be happy... because we dont know when our time is up or the loved ones around us. Seek and strive for what you want out of life, so there is no time wasted. Nate - we will be together soon :) I love you so much..... :) Fun-loving Stacey's last party: STACEY WRIGHT was finishing her shift at the Unity Hall Hotel in Balma

How Romantic R U?
"Girls vs Grown Women" Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits. Girls want to control the man in their life. Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling. Girls check you for not calling them. Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't. Girls are afraid to be alone. Grown women revel in "me" time and use it as a time for personal growth. Girls ignore the good guys. Grown women ignore the bad ones. Girls make you come home. Grown women make you want to come home. Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man. Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man. Girls try to monopolize all their man's time (i.e., don't want him hanging with

How Random Can I Get ?
As I stand my knees go weak as you kiss me until my nerve endings are on fire, I want to drown in the way you surround me as you take my clothes off me kissing as you go, you then lay me down on the bed. Your hands run unchecked all over my body, learning every curve and hollow. You start kissing my neck and work slowly down my chest , going to each side to leave kisses on each of my breasts. Your tounge darting to each peak, teasing me until I can't stand it. I arch my back trying to get closer to you, but you keep moving further away. Your breath is hot on my skin, goosebumps cover my bare skin as you get closer to it. Your hands slide down my sides, working down to my knees as you slide to the inside of my thighs. They move closer to my center, but not quite touching yet. You start kissing down my stomach, working closer to where your hands are, my back arches high and my knees part hoping to feel you touch me. You move to place your body between my legs and run

How Real Are You?
You Are 73% Real You know who you are, and you're pretty darn comfortable with yourself. Like everyone, you struggle with the parts of yourself that aren't so great... But you're good at accepting who you are and not dwelling on your faults. As a result, you're confident, optimistic, and very real. How Real Are You?

How Romantic Are You? My Results
Quiz Result Yes, you are a hopeless romantic. You need a lot of of emotions and warmth. Daydreams and fantasies intrigue you and mesmerize you. You focus on your fantasies as they provide a way out of the ordinary. You are a dreamy person who is very prone to infatuation.

How Rude People Are
I met a guy last night we hit it off and he tells me last night that he wants to talk to me today. I try to talk to him all day and when I finally do he is fuckin rude and blocks me. He tells me that its 300am and people are trying to sleep. Well if he was why be online? He blames me or not contacting him earlier when I did try to do that. Love the names he came up for me, hmm lets see asshole. Try to get a new word you fucktard! Here is the conversation that happend a bit ago. Names have been deleted to protect me! umm hello (8/23/2008 12:24:29 AM): excuse me it is after 3am here eastern and some are asleep (8/23/2008 12:24:45 AM): sorry talk to you later then (8/23/2008 12:26:35 AM): love the mood change from last night oh well (8/23/2008 12:26:45 AM): excuse your as (8/23/2008 12:26:47 AM): ass (8/23/2008 12:26:54 AM): it is fucking what time again (8/23/2008 12:27:12 AM): almost 0330 (8/23/2008 12:27:16 AM): um wow you turned out to be rude (8/23/2008 12:27:30

How Rare It Is To Find Someone Like You?
How many times in life do you find someone that is just like you in life?Have you ever let someone go that is just like you? I ask myself this all the time.It is very rare to find someone like you ,dont everyone want another half thats just like themselves? I know i do i rather have someone that has the same interests that i have in life or even in my dreams.But i do believe in sometimes things arent meant to be . I hear what could of happend if we stayed together what would the future bring us ?It aint bring us nothin in the past nor the future you keep on coming in and out of my life for 8 years its getting old all i can do is move forward and keep you in my past i cant do this anymore theres a reason why we keep on loseing touch ..i wanna keep it that way .I know we have so much in common we both are in love with hip hop we think alike but can can never get along anymore and you always put the blame on me when it isnt me but its all good tho ...all i can do now is move forward ill

How Relationships Are These Days?
Relationships are part of our life. It's not just with our life partner, relationship exists between us and everyone we know in our life. Some are worth it, some are not. My first blog today will be on relationship with our life partner. Over years the concept of relationship has been so vastly studied that now it became a science. There is a set procedure of relationships to work out and I feel sorry to say this, but it is true that ladies are the ones that suffer the most in it. To be honest, it is not the guy's fault either. It is the fault of following the science in relationship instead of heart. In this blog, I will compare and contrast how relationship works in the US and many western nations with my country, Bangladesh (a small third world country). As a warning, I might upset some of you, please refrain from reading further if you are not interested in finding out the truth. To start, I find it really funny to see how people in the bigger countries, such as US, are so obesses

"how Sucky Was Your Day?"
My day has been pretty sucky! I had to take the Bus today cause my other mode was not working. I also got hit by some fool getting in to the parking lot. He just kept saying. How can I hit you. You were 20 feet away!. No he was so much closer! He was such a Git! Errr! Gerrrr! The Bus was late.. Man, I hate the city Bus! Out here in Arizona. It cost 1.25 to get on and then get a transfer that lasts 1 hour. So, by the end of the day. You pay up to 3 Bucks! So, You can br late and sticky hot! So, Anyone else out there have a bad day? Post: Put your gripe here->

How Sexy Do I Feel
Mmmm Today i have woken after a wonderful nights sleep..And wonderful dreams, The sun is shining and it's a beautiful day . Ive woken with such a new out look on life .. Ive decided that im not that bad a looking woman , a bit curvy in places . But all the better to hold.. And i enjoy life to the full..So instead of looking for love , im going to wait for it to find me .. And enjoy what i have at the moment... x everytime i come on here , it always makes me horny, im not sure why , But i always do . think cos ive made some hot friends on here ... I love you all thankyou very much for making me feel welcome. I have been working realy hard at the moment.. To get the look i want. And eventually im getting there.. I have a perfect 38 c bust .And i size fourteen waist. with a tight bum.. Watch my photos .. I will be posting new ones eventually xx

Hows It Goin??
On halloween night I got into a really bad car wreck. We flipped the car 1 1/2 times. We had to go to the hospital and get some x-rays done. We both are ok, but we are really really sore right now. My neck and my knee are killing me. They gave me some pain killers for it but it seems like their not doing anything at all for me. The insurance company called. The girl I was riding with has full coverage so all my bills are taking care of and I also will be getting up to $1000.00 for pain and suffering. That is fucking awesome. But I'm going to wrap this on up. TTYGL Sarah How is everyone doin??? I am new to lost cherry... Yes I am still addicted to myspace... I think you should know alittle bit about me... My name is sarah and i have a 2yr old little girl... I am also in the middle of a divorce... I like to party in my free time and hang out with my friends and just get down and crazy... I love to listen to Rock music nothing else I absoultly HATE hip hop and rap and all that s

How's Your Karma?
You Have Good Karma In general, you like to do the right thing when it comes to others. Your caring personality really shines through. Sure, you have your moments of weakness - and occasionally act out. But, all in all, you're karma is good... even with those few dark spots. How's Your Karma?

How Sexual Are You, Do The Test
You scored as Very Kinky. You are very Kinky. Yuo are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will make a very fun sex partnerVery Kinky70%A Sicko40%Average30%A WUSS !!0%How sexual are youcreated with QuizFarm.com

How Sad
How Sad is it when a boyfriend comes along and warns you off about leaving comments on his girlfriends space, then comes back and deletes the comment so nobody else can see it. Makes you wonder if its all worth it

How Sex Starts
Gwen Stefani Wind It Up This is pretty funny! ...a smile leads to a laugh ...a laugh leads to a high 5 ...a high 5 leads to a hug ...a hug leads to a kiss ...a kiss leads 2 makeout ...a makeout leads 2 finger ...a finger leads to a hand ...a hand leads to a lick ...a lick leads to a suck ...a suck leads 2 a fuck. ...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math. ...u add the bed ...subtract the clothes ...divide the legs ...leave your solution ...and pray you dont multiply! post this right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!! Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years. If you post this in 15 mins, your safe. Something good will happen tonight at 1:11a.m. REPOST THIS WITH THE TITLE AS "How

How's Your Attitude?
Your Attitude is Better than 35% of the Population You have an average attitude. You take the good and bad in life as they come. Though sometimes you could use a little more good.How's Your Attitude?

How's It Gonna Be?
It started with an invitation, will you be my friend? the more we talked, the more the walls caved , I somehow let you in, We talked away the hours, we laughed,we joked, we cryed, we shared our heart felt feelings, I told you things that no one knew, with every word we spoke, my love grew for you, now we have our problems, we argue more then we should, I wish things could be diffrent, I would change this if I could, Do use both one favor, before you just walk away, and search your heart, ask your self, HOWS IT GONNA BE? How's It Going To Be ( Third Eye Blind ) by flycodes.com

How's Your Karma?
You Have Fantastic Karma You are a kind, sensitive, and giving person. And all your good deeds will pay off - if they haven't already. But you're not so concerned with what you get in return anyway. You have an innate caring nature - and nothing can change that! How's Your Karma?

Hows It Going Everyone
Hows it going, fans of the show Family Guy might get a kick out of this picture. Take it easy everyone. Hows it going everyone, I have just joined cherrytap and so I am new and checking things out here. It certainly does look different, and looks like it has some cool features. Anyways a bit about me, I am in the Toronto Canada area with long brown hair and eyes and stand at 5'10 with a slim build. I have been told that I have a good sense of humour and I like to watch a good movie and I mostly listen to classic rock and some metal. I'm just out here to chat and make a few friends along the way. I have posted some good blogs on Yahoo 360 (thats what I have been told anyways lol) and I will be posting some of them here. If you have a good sense of humour, then you will like some of them. So welcome to my page,a nd if you want to chat sometime, drop me a line. Take it easy.

How Sexy Are You??
a new contest i entered just opened today go comment and rate my pic!!! just click the pic and go nuts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > > > > Take this survey and find out. http://www.howsexyareu.com/test.php?177622 I had what I did amusing last night, I was walking down the street minding my own business then all of a sudden some dumbass came up to me (obviously drunk or on something) and said "I'm mad, gimme money" I told him no, so he repeats himself ordering me to give him money. (i hardly carry cash on my so i didn't have any money on me) Standing my ground I told him no again, then he holds his cigarette lighter up at me and told me if i din't then he was going to brun my hair, again I told him no...then he just shouts "GET OUT OF HERE!!!" and telling me to leave town (WTF??? lol). At the same time he was yelling at me, he flung his arm in the air pointing in a direction, I flinched because at that second I thought he was going to try and take a swing at me, so I just got

How Stupid Can People Be
OKAY HOW FUCKINF STUPID CAN SOMEONE BE TO TAKE AND MARK 3 PICS OF A MAN WITH HIS NIPPLES PIERCED AS NSFW ? MEN WALK AROUND ALL OVER THE WORLD WITHOUT SHIRTS ON AND ONE TAKE OFFENCE TO IT . COME ON PEOLPE .........IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE PIC PEOPLE HAV UP DON'T FUCKING LOOK !!!!! IT IS THAT FUCKING SIMPLE .

How Sexy Are You
You Are 98% Sexy Your Sex Appeal Is: Off the Charts! Let's face it... you're one of the sexiest people around. And you don't let anyone forget it. You're crazy hot, and you deliver on what you promise. You are definitely one wild ride. How Much Sex Appeal Do You Have?

How Sexual Are You?
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How Stupid People Can Be!
Hungman101: i love the perfect quality in ur pics wow lol ->Hungman101: thanks! Hungman101: u have to be a model wow... Hungman101: oh gah ur soo hot obviously none of the pictures ive posted have been me. dee dee dee!

How Sexy Am I?
Take the Superhero Quiz at QuizRocket.com!Make Your Own Quiz You are Wolverine! You possess animal-keen senses, enhanced physical capabilities, and a healing factor that allows you to recover from virtually any wound. You are also a master of hand-to-hand combat and martial arts. Take the Sexy Quiz at QuizRocket.com!Make Your Own Quiz Raunchy Sexy You are full on sexy! If you were a dinosaur, you'd be a sexasaurus. Men can find it hard to compete with your one-track raunchiness. Just remember, you don't need to be a rip-roaring sex goddess 24/7 to be a turn-on. Sometimes, there's nothing sexier than a woman who is comfortable just being herself.

How Should I Feel???
Okay, you say you care about me, yet right under my nose, you are asking other women if you can see their chest, if they will strip for you, if they will "play" games on cam... I want more than just to be some toy for you to play with, then toss to the side when a new one comes along.. I'm good enough when nobody else is around, or to do things with that you don't feel comfortable doing with anyone else... You only consider me a friend, while I thought of you as so much more. Why am I worth so little to you? What have I done so wrong? I've always been there for you to talk to. Always been someone you could count on, tried to show you my love. Only to have it thrown back in my face again and again. You hide what you do, sneaking around in front of my face. You treat me like crap, and expect me to be thankful for what little you give to me... No, I won't settle for that. I won't be played with. I want something more, and if you can't give it, then I will look e

How Stupid Some Some Guys Be
read from bottom to top....he even blocked me now after all this...lol stupid Da Sox: ok drama cunt ->Da Sox: not goin to give it out first thing being asked on here ->Da Sox: sorry if ya dont like that Da Sox: whatever dude ->Da Sox: its just my thing i do i talk to whoever on here a bit then if i think they are cool then i goto messenger Da Sox: and i am not here for auditions, games, etc... ->Da Sox: i dont give it out right away Da Sox: wt your yahoo messenger name is ->Da Sox: find out what Da Sox: can u find out? Da Sox: not sure ->Da Sox: y they do that Da Sox: what's your yahoo/msn? Da Sox: people have stolen them...I have them on yahoo/msn messenger ->Da Sox: how come no pics on here Da Sox: to chat better...what' syour yahoo? ->Da Sox: ya y Da Sox: u got yahoo or msn messenger? Da Sox: sexy eyes? ->Da Sox: what Da Sox: someone tell u there? Da Sox: question for u ok?

How's The Weather ?
As some of you may know I live in the Greater Grand Strand Area (Myrtle Beach SC). I don't have this on my profile because the thought of searching people out by zip code kind of freaks me out. You may also know we are expecting tropical storm Hanna to make landfall close by late tomorrow. I am not particularly worried, but I want to get some thoughts out of my head. Home Our home is a few miles away from the beach, and not very vunerable to high winds, but we woln't take foolish chances. So today after work I went about preparing the ouside. I tied off the swing set, put the kids yard toys in the shed and brought lawn furniture inside (if the winds get high enough, that stuff goes flying). I have plenty of drinking water, batteries and food. I will pick up ice (to pack in my freezer) and fill both bathtubs with water (for flushing toilets and cleaning while the water is turned off) tomorrow after work. Evacuation Our governor has called a voluntery evacuation for the strand.

How Selfritightous Are People
I have been on this site since June the 24th of 2008, and I have tried to friend 2,078 fubarians of those only 1,596 have accepted. I have fanned every person who's page I have been on, of those 2,078 people only 636 have returned the favor of fanning me back. Before I decided to delete any one that was not my fan from my friends list I only had 560 that had fanned me back. How self-righteous are these people that they are to good to return the favor of being my fan? I put it in my online status that I was going to delete anyone that was not a fan of mine on 11/25 and I had a few people come into my shout-box and tell me to go ahead and delete them which I gladly obliged by removing my fan of them and then unfriending them as well. Who the hell do these people think they are, they want me to be their fan and be their friend so they can have the points and don't want to return the favor, what is the big deal? Are people so self centered that they actually feel they are to good to be som

How Stupid Are Some People?
I have 3 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in

How's Your Sex Life
HEY PEOPLE IM NEW TO THIS SITE SO HELP ME OUT ALONG THE WAY.IM A DOCTOR OF PLEASURISIM THAT EXCUTES SEX THERAPY I BELIEVE PEOPLE EVEN THOSE WHO HAVE YET TO RECIEVE INTAMACY WITH ANOTHER HUMAN BEING EVEN IF YOU ARE MASTURBATING.SEX SHOULD BE A WANT OR DESIRE NOT SOMETHING THAT SHOULD MAKE YOU NOT FEEL GOOD INSIDE AND OUT.WHAT IS YOUR BEST SEXUAL EXPERIENCE

How Things Change
Sorry, this is not a sex story. More of a rant. I have come to the conclusion that with all of the technology provided to us we have become less personal. Sometimes it seems that the normal courtesy of even saying bye is lost in the world of instant messaging and email. If you were on the phone or talking to someone in person, would you just walk off and leave? Would you not say bye? If someone walks up to you would you just ignore them like you aren’t there? How did we become so impersonal? No wonder our kids today don’t have any verbal communication skills or an idea how to act in a group of people. They are sitting behind a computer or a phone text messaging. Personally I miss the days of a proper conversation. It is sad to see such a wonderful trait lost in this technology world.

How To Finish Life As A Orgasm
I think the life cycle is all backwards You should start out dead and get it out of the way. Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School.You go to primary school, you become a kid , you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and then, you finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case

How To Sponsor Tgamm Fm Radio
Dear Friends of Radio: As you listen to TGAMM FM, you begin to understand that we are commercial free. This was a directive from our global pro-active audience when they sent in their requests for music. " Please, just play music and not a bunch of silly commercials that insult my intelligence." " Here's my request. Could you just play the tunes and not a lot of car commercials " " I really like your station. Just don't jam me up with a lot of ( curse word deleted ) commercials. I already have one of those that I pay big buck for." " Awesome. You want to know what I like ? Well, I like more music and less commercials. You do that dude and I'm as loyal as a puppy dog." After we read those and others email, we decided to create conservative yet effective shopping Malls where affiliates and clients could be promoted in lieu of airing actual spot announcments ( commercials ). If I may continue. Today we were presented with a wonderful opportunity. It came in the

"how To" On Lost Cherry
Per "Mr. Edit", at the LostCherry Lounge: goto: http://www.lostcherry.com/stashAccount.php Define what it is, per the titles in "Stash" In the case of "hosted pics" or Videos, Type in the URL for a picture (has to be hosted online already). then type in a title (name it whatever you want). then you'll see 'add to my stash' at the bottom of page. This may not make perfect sense, 'cause I've already modified what MR. EDIT wrote, but I will work on it, as I use it more.

How To's
skins..< you need two windows open for this> rip a skin from me that i created and use this as a starter, go into your skins scroll until you see "my skin" to the right it says "edit skin", click it this opens a new window with the skin coding inside. right click and hit select all hit the back button hit create a skin at the top and it opens a new skin delete everything in the blank skin paste the skin you copied there name it and save it this is the one you will be using to make changes to instead of changing the original now in a different window open your pic hosting site (photobucket.com or pictub.com go to the pic you want to use you need to copy the IMG code then go back to the skin you are working on scroll down about a quarter way down the page should be about the 10th or 15th paragraph it says body background(it is much longer than the rest) that is where you paste the IMG code at just replace the http:// so forth from http: to jpg it will shove in the

How To Get A Woman To Have Sex With You
Games suck. Everyone agrees but we all play them. Face it, if you were one hundred percent honest from the very beginning, you'd scare someone off. Picture it. You're on your first date, all is going well, and you ask what she wants out of life. She says something like this: "Well, actually, I'm planning to be married within a year and pregnant within four months after that. I'd like two kids, a dog, and a house in the suburbs, preferrably on the west side of town. Do you have a minivan?" I've been out with men who didn't play games. They call themselves "direct." I met a guy one night who really impressed me at first. He asked for my phone number and called an hour or so later, drunk, saying he just wanted to come see me. "Not to have sex or anything," he clarified. Just to see me. That classy move cost him -- the next time he called, I didn't answer. Then there are the men who start dropping the sexual innuendos right away, pushing to see just how far they can get you to go o

How To Be Romantic With Food
Have a plate engraved with a message for the one you love without them knowing about it. When you take them out to dinner, ask the waiter to serve their meal on that plate. Wrap up a small gift for your sweetheart and put it in his/her favorite box of cereal. Call a restaurant where your love lives and have them deliver a nice meal to him/her. Surprise your sweetheart one day when he/she expects you to be at work with a picnic lunch at a local park. Make your love breakfast in bed and serve it with a rose, a love poem and a sweet kiss. You can make it extra special by feeding it to him/her. Cook dinner in your fireplace. Eat and enjoy the evening in front of it with no distractions other than a sweet romantic music playing in the background. Make some heart shaped sugar cookies and decorate them. Then leave them on your sweethart’s passenger seat in their car, so they go to work knowing how much they are loved. Go to the beach and bring a blanket and a r

How To Speak Sothren
How To Speak Southern Hah Tu Spek Suthun) BARD - verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow." Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck." JAWJUH - noun. A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjah bard my pickup truck." MUNTS - noun. A calendar division. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I aint herd from him in munts." IGNERT - adjective. Not smart. See "Auburn Alumni." Usage: "Them N-C-TWO-A boys sure are ignert!" RANCH - noun. A tool. Usage: "I think I left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago." ALL - noun. A petroleum-based lubricant. Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck." FAR - noun. A conflagration. Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh doesn't change the all in my pickup truck, that things gonna catch far." BAWSE - noun. A supervisor. Usage: "If you don't stop reading these Southern words and git back

How To Make A Salute For Ct
Directions for making a “SALUTE” A “Salute” is a voluntary procedure for members who would like to verify they are a real person. We do respect any member’s freedom to be anonymous. Salutes are submitted to be verified by CT staff to ensure authenticity. Members can “salute” in the following ways 1. Please make a HANDWRITTEN sign that clearly states: CHERRYTAP.COM and your SCREEN NAME and your MEMBER ID along with a clear picture of YOU in the photo. The CT staff should be able to clearly read your sign and see you in the photo. Please use a dark ink/ marker to make your sign. (Example www.CherryTAP.com/Scrapper, ID #22) 2. “Photo shopped” and typed salutes will NOT be accepted. If it looks misleading, it will be rejected. 3. The following items WILL be allowed in your photo as part of your verification if you wish. Please add your member URL and ID as mentioned above under number one to the photo: a) Your LostCherry T shirt. b) You sitting next to your

How To Let Go...
My mom is in the final weeks of her life though to be perfectly honest and even though it brakes my heart to say this I think her last week. She's refusing food, chokes on drops of water and has let her body switch to dead weight when trying to lift her. She's talking to people that are not in the room, have passed on or you just don't even know what she is talking about. I am up right now be she is restless, in no pain but restless. She has thrown me out of the room because I won't get her out of bed to use the restroom. I tried explaining to her that she has a cathiter and it is okay to just go pee. She yells at me to get her out of bed. I tried and her legs gave out on me before she could at least stand and now she starts to slip from your arms. Damn it brakes my heart to see her this way. In her sleep I tell her that even though we will be sad, if she's ready to let go and join my grandfather in a better place to go ahead. She deserves her rest and to have her heart at peace. In t

How To Cybersex
Cybersex, computer sex or net sex is a virtual sex encounter in which two or more persons connected remotely via a computer network send one another sexually explicit messages describing a sexual experience. It is a form of role-playing in which the participants pretend they are having actual sexual relations, by describing their actions and responding to their chat partners in a mostly written form designed to stimulate their own sexual feelings and fantasies. It sometimes includes real life masturbation. The quality of a cybersex encounter typically depends upon the participants' abilities to evoke a vivid, visceral mental picture in the minds of their partners. Imagination and suspension of disbelief are also critically important. Cybersex can occur either within the context of existing or intimate relationships, e.g. among lovers who are geographically separated, or among individuals who have no prior knowledge of one another and meet in virtual spaces or cyberspaces and may even r

How To Spif Up My Profile
Ok guys I am new on here and not sure where to get stuff for my background and profile things. Could you help me out a little, is this like myspace, yahoo 360. I would like anyone who is willing to help a lady in distress. Thank you. Kristi

How To Keep From Getting Sick
How to Keep from Getting Sick Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and He could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl. "Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the Park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions s

How To Shower
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN: Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown If you see Husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -- make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint-conditioner. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes Until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex. Get out of shower. Dry with a towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super

How To Say I Love You In 25 Diffrent Places!
>> > > Subject: How to Say I love you in 25 languages >> > > >> > > >> > > How to say 'I love you' in 25 languages..... >> > > >> > > English >> > > I Love You >> > > >> > > Spanish >> > > Te Amo >> > > >> > > French >> > > Je T'adore >> > > >> > > German >> > > lch Liebe Dich >> > > >> > > Japanese >> > > Ai Shite Imasu >> > > >> > > Thai >> > > Phom rak khun >> > > >> > > Italian >> > > Ti amo >> > > >> > > Chinese >> > > Wo Ai Ni >> > > >> > > Swedish >> > > Jag Akar >> > > >> > > Alabama >> > > Arkansas >> > > Texas >> > > North Carolina >> > > South Carolina >> > > Georgia >> > > Oklahoma >> > > Tennessee >> > > Missouri >> > > Mississippi >> > > Montana >> > > Virginia >> > > West Virginia >> > > Kentucky >> > > parts of Florida >> > > >> > > Nice Ass , Get in the truck

How To: Female Ejaculation
Most women, if not all, have the ability to experience female ejaculation – or squirting. Female Ejaculation should not be confused with urinate although it may feel very similar when highly aroused. How many of you have been so turned on during sex that you found the sudden, inexplicable urge to urinate? Thinking that you are about to pee, you have restrained yourself and held back the sensation – thus depriving yourself of an ejaculate of fluid that goes along with an intense orgasm. Female ejaculation, to me, is extremely erotic and is a pleasure both for the person ejaculating as well as the person in your company while you ejaculate. It can be related to the thrill of having a man squirt all over you (for those that are into that sort of thing), or sucking or jerking a man off and watching the results of your ministrations explode into his cum spraying out of his cock. As mentioned earlier, the first step to achieving female ejaculation is the realisation that you can ac

How Tos And How Don'ts
- She holds her head high with pride. - No one needs to tell her she looks beautiful because she believes in herself. - She is intelligent. - She speaks only when she really has something to say. - She knows when and where adult activities are appropriate. - She keeps an open mind to please her partner in and out of the bedroom. - She walks with style and grace. - She feels no shame in expressing her inner most self.

How To Become A Member
If you are having a problem with a family member, please bring it to My Attention or Maria's Attention. If someone is having a problem with a user outside the family, please try to resolve it between you and whoever else you're having the problem with. Please note that the only ones that are in charge of accepting members into the family is me and maria. If you are unsure if someone is a member of the family, look for the following: the (Angel Family) name in their nick name Their photo in the lounge under lounge members. Now because anyone can use the (Angel Family) name in their nick name, (which we do not aproove of without our consent) all members photos are uploaded into the Angel Family photo album. If you wish to become a member of the Angel Family, follow the steps below. Send a friend request to the Angel Family Founder Contact me or maria through private message or the shoutbox on one of our pages Contact Me OR Maria Once you have contacted Maria or Me and

How To Give A Sensual Massage
If your special lady has had a rough day or you just want to do something nice for her, treat her to a sensual massage. Set the mood by dimming the room's lights and lighting a few candles, scented if you have them. Don't overdo it. You only need a few. Turn on soft soothing music. Instrumental is usually best because it has no words for your partner to focus on and comes in a variety of calming renditions. Make sure the room is warm since your lover will be naked and uncovered during the massage. You'll need oil of some type because your hands will glide across her skin much easier with lubrication. Any kind of massage oil, or even baby oil will work. Before you get started, keep in mind that you are doing this as something special for your lover. Though there will be genital stimulation included, don't take that to mean that sex is a given once the massage ends. This is all for her pleasure. Begin by having your lover lie on her stomach on the surface you have chosen, which wil

How To Say I Love You In 100 Languages
English - I love you Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief Albanian - Te dua Arabic - Ana behibak (to male) Arabic - Ana behibek (to female) Armenian - Yes kez sirumen Bambara - M\'bi fe Bengali - Ami tomake bhalobashi (pronounced: Amee toe-ma-kee bhalo-bashee) Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo Bulgarian - Obicham te Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah Cantonese Chinese - Ngo oiy ney a Catalan - T\'estimo Cherokee - Tsi ge yu i (Thanks Nancy!) Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse Chichewa - Ndimakukonda Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male) Creol - Mi aime jou Croatian - Volim te Czech - Miluji te Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig Dutch - Ik hou van jou Elvish - Amin mela lle (from The Lord of The Rings, by J.R.R. Tolkien) Esperanto - Mi amas vin Estonian - Ma armastan sind Ethiopian - Afgreki\' Faroese - Eg elski teg Farsi - Doset daram Filipino - Mahal kita Finnish - Mina rakastan sinua French - Je t\'aime, Je t\'adore Frisian - Ik h�ld fan dy Gaelic - Ta gra a

How To Be A True Friend
I miss you being here to talk with everyday. To "make it all better" when troubles cloud my way. I miss the way you always knew without a single word, that something was bothering me or somehow I was hurt. I know your'e always with me no matter where I go, I feel your presence near me,my heart lets me know. I miss you so much Daddy,not a minute passes by, without thoughts of you racing through my mind. I know your'e in a better place, pain you never see, living your life with Jesus now,and this comforts me. Someday my journey will end,my work on Earth through, I want to come up there, so I can be with you. I know you'll be there with others who've gone before. Just remember, wait for me,on Heaven's Beautiful Shore! ALTHOUGH IT TAKES SOME EFFORT IT IS EASY TO BE A FRIEND TO GIVE SOME OF YOURSELF IS WELL WORTH IT IN THE END LEAVING A MEMORY WITH SOMEONE WHEN YOU ARE THEIR FRIEND WILL BE A LIFETIME TREASURE ON THAT YOU CAN DEPEND SOME PEOPLE LAST FOREVER OTHERS COME

How The Fuck?
We dragged clinton through hell over a blowjob,how come bush has yet to be tried for treason? Television has given us all the evidence needed to convict,sentance & execute him for his involvement in 9/11,plus the illegal occupation of Iraq. How did we end up in Iraq? Aint bin laden in pakistan? How do we the people hold accountable a person who defies congress? I say we all go to K-mart,buy some whiffle bats,go to your local government office,and whoop the holy dogshit out of anyone wearing a tie,tell them as an employee of the people,their incompetent ass' are fired,~N kick em in the nuts! Eventually we'll end up with a responsible government.Rather than the disfunctional,fraudulent piece of shit we got defiling our country now.

How To Eat A Gina
Sex 101: How To Eat a gina! Hey, I have a lot of respect for all you guys who like to eat pussy because there are too few of you out there. And I'm not the only woman who says this. Furthermore, some of you guys who are giving it the old college try are not doing too well, so maybe this little lesson will help you out. When a woman finds a man who gives good head, she's found a treasure she's not going to let go of too quickly. This is one rare customer and she knows it. She won't even tell her girlfriends about it or that guy will become the most popular man in town. So, remember, most guys can fuck, and those who can usually do it satisfactorily, but the guy who gives good head, he's got it made. Most women are shy about their bodies. Even if you've got the world's most gorgeous woman in bed with you, she's going to worry about how you like her body. Tell her it's beautiful, tell her which parts you like best, tell her anything, but get her to trust you enough to let you down b

How To Deal
Hello all, I shall introduce myself, i am gerrit (garret) and i am living in the netherlands. I am 37 years old and i have an bit off an disease (bipolar disorder). I became depressed after an takeover by another company, they tryed to sack me first. Two days before christmas two years ago i had to defend my work. I won because the attorney of the old company backed off because they had some imperfections in their case. I recieved an log from an friend where my old boss told him that he wanted to blow of the 300 million euro deal because he had to pay 100.000 euro for me and another one. He said that he wanted to blow off the deal because he thinked i was less worth than an dime. I got to work in an new work enviroment and their they start to harrass me because i was not wanted, i became even more depressed. The next year was an bit better, but something went again wrong. Because my depression my wife could not longer cope with the situation and wanted an divorce, i agreed but not w

How To Build A Sandcastle
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Ok for those of you who DON'T know about or how to use the new FUPAL feature here is a simplified tutorial. Step 1: visit users profile Step 2: scroll down the page until you see the little FUPAL button located under said user's default picture Step 3: Click on little FUPAL button (it is green) Step 4: Enter desired amount to transfer to said user ((( NOTE there is a 20% transfer fee for each transaction ))) Step 5: Send a lil message along with your transaction so the said user knows you care! Step 6: YOUR ALL DONE NOW YAY!!! DON'T FORGET THE RATE THIS BLOG! THANKS SO MUCH! What would you get a naughty girl for christmas ? Do I even bother puttin new hot pics up >> when all fubar will see my labels on pics sexy ass upload ? or nakid ass upload pic ?? so much for tryin to be naughty on here LOL

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To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. .... To every guy that she cried in front of... To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes..... To every guy that would give his seat up... To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what. To every guy wh

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Would you even notice if I was swept away in a raging flood of unrequited Love's tears Would you throw me a line? Would you even notice if I faded away losing those emotions that color the soul Would you fill me back in? Would you even notice if I didn't come in standing alone and cold in the pouring rain Would you let some sun in? Would you even notice if I no longer cared apathy filling the spaces where love once dwelled Would you long for it still? Would you even notice if I wasn't here an empty seat, a paper one line, "I will love you forever" Would you miss me then?

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As men we tend to overlook our ladies. Not just in the usual way for not telling them that we love them. If you are married, this means she put you before everyone, for the rest of her life. Not only do they give birth to our children. They remember birthdays, run homes, work themselves, at times are nurses for us and our children. They're a lot of ways of showing them they we do appreciate them, a lot are small too. Well at least small to us, but important to them. Some examples are. 1). Open and close doors for them, surprise them call them from work just to remind them how wonderful they are. 2). Send them presents to their work, flowers, candy, stuffed animal, something. 3). Take a day off just for her and spend the day doing things she likes to do. 4). When she comes home from work have a nice hot bath drawn for her. 5). Make her a very nice dinner. 6). Offer to do some of the house work and do it. 7). When she is in a new outfit,

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The poem below is written in memory of my high school math teacher Miss Maxine Henley, that your name reminded me of. It’s made in the form of an acrostic on the name Maxine Howard, with middle initials S.F. (for saving faith) added. I interpret Prov 10:5 as relating to the old saying: "Make hay while the sun shines". Harvesting Our Smiles ( Prov 10:5 ) -------------------- ( C 1996 ) Josie Roberts Make hay while the sun shines, find the truth sublime. Heal your wounds by listening to his voice divine. Answer LORD give me something beyond my daily grind. Envy those experiencing God’s 24-hour sunshine. X Cross your eyes and dot your teasing to be at ease. Amble on over and say pretty please. Inspect yourself but realize there’s no need to freeze. Victory is ours, the enemy is on his knees. Never get lazy, be sweet as a daisy. Every cloth we wear is made of paisley. Envy those who’ve got the courage to act crazy. Notions of potions, they’ve got the gra

How To Create Ezrate Picture Folders
Everyone who's been here a while knows the value of having ezRate picture folders! The best ones are about the same size, not too large but not too small (I still like to see what I'm rating!), and usually have a central theme to attract different people to different categories. If you have a VIP you can have 2500 pictures, so you want to set up folders that have 250 pics to maximize on cherry bombing. The max # of pics a bomb can hit is 250 so that # provides the best value to both bomber and bombee. 250 seems to be a good size for click by click raters too, but it helps if you have a variety of categories because that provides some incentive for people who are into different things to rate your pics. Typically they will rate a few folders then move on to help another fubarian, but the easier it is to rate your pics the more likely it is they will rate more. When pics change sizes or take too long to appear it slows down the process and they may get frustrated which means they m

How To
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How To Treat A Woman
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How To Give A Woman "felatio"
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How To Throw A Lightning Bolt
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How To Hurt The Economy
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How To Make A Woman Happy
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How To Stop Excessive Sweating
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How To Kiss
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How To Get Rid Of Genital Warts
Trying to get rid of genital warts is hard and frustrating. There are so many products to pick from. And you want to get rid of them because they are causing embarrassment, they get itchy and you have to scratch them, they also cause pain. Finally here is the solution

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How To Quit My Job
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How To Grip A Golf Club
The key to a good golf swing starts with knowing how to grip a golf club. There is no one right way to do it although there are some definite wrong ways to go about it. The important thing is to understand your own grip and how it affects your swing. Then you can make changes to fix any problems you are experiencing. Here we will tell you about some basic grip styles and also discus ways to make changes to fix common problems.There are three basic types of grip styles: baseball grip, overlapping grip, and interlocking grip. As I mentioned at the beginning of this article, there is no one right grip and in fact some people will use different grips with different clubs. The first, the baseball grip, is just like it sounds. Your two hands grip the club individually with each balled into a fist right next to each other. This is a very natural feeling way to hold a club and that is why many people start with it, especially if they do not have any lessons to start. The problem with the baseb

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How To Be An Alpha Sub
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How To Love A Woman
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How To Tick People Off
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There are two types of statuses that you can change. One is your relationship status. You can change this when you click on the "MY" tab above your Live Feed box. A drop down box will appear and you will select "Settings" from that menu. It will take you to your Settings page where you will click on the box marked "Relationship Status" and a drop box will appear. There are eight (8) statuses to choose from and they are:

How To Treat A Lady
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How To Make Your Girl Feel Amazing
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How To Remove My Photos From Default Profile View
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How To Get Your Bar Tab To Show Your Likes/rates Again
If you clear your Bar Tab & afterwards it doesn't show what's been done to your profile, such as Rates & Likes, it can be fixed like this: clear your cache (Shift + Ctrl + Del) click the Trash can on the My

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For years, men and doctors have been baffled by a sudden decline in male libido after a particular age. Did you know that most men start to experience a decline in testosterone levels as they near the age of thirty, when men leave their sexual peak that lasts from puberty well into the late 20s? Until not long ago doctors were unsure of this drop in sexual libido that left many men and their sexual partners wanting.

How To Make Money With A Blog
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How To Register A Website
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How To Be Happily Married
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How To Build A Website
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How To Make A Website
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How To Tag A Photo
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