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Drugged
I WILL NOT BE AROUND MUCH THE NEXT COUPLE DAYS...... I AM ON SOME PRETTY STRONG DRUGS.... TO GET RID OF THIS CRAP I HAVE... LEAVE ME SOME LOVE AND WHEN I GET BACK ILL GIVE YA SOME HEALTHY LOVE BACK ... LOVE YA ALL
Drugged Up And Happy
Well, if I sound messed up, it's probably because I am! Had a test today and boy, gotta love the new drugs! Anyhow, seems like all my friends are farther from me than I like. I'll put more down later once the drugs (Versed and something else)has worn off! Trust me! These 2 in combination are woooohooo! Hope everyone is haveing a good day and if you aren't well, just imagine me on LEGAL drugs! That should give ya a laugh or two! I'll type more later....did I already say that?
Drugged
THERE IS NOTHING THAT I CAN ADD THAT WOULD IN ANY WAY, MAKE THIS EPIPHANY ANY MORE MEANINGFUL. I DARE SAY, THAT SHOULD I TRY - IT WOULD LESSEN THE VALUE OF THESE REMARKS CONSIDERABLY. God bless mothers who drugged us > > The other day, someone at a store in our town read > that a methamphetamine lab had been found in an old > farmhouse in the adjoining county and he asked me a > rhetorical question, ''Why didn't we have a drug > problem when you and I were growing up?'' > > I replied: I had a drug problem when I was young: > > I was drug to church on Sunday morning. I was drug to > church for weddings and funerals. > > I was drug to family reunions and community socials no > matter the weather. > > I was drug by my ears when I was disrespectful to > adults. > > I was also d rug to the woodshed when I disobeyed my > parents, told a lie, brought home a bad report card, > did not speak with respect, spoke ill of the teacher > or the preacher, or if I didn't
Drug Facts
A bad workman always blames his tools, but in some cases this can be true of some rolling papers. The most vital piece of a spliff, after the green of course, is the paper that you use to roll your masterpiece. There are many different types of skins on the market, some good, some bad. Different length spliff, speciality spliffs burn-offs etc all require a good quality skin to stand any chance of success. So here is the guide to the most popular skins on the UK market, of course if you pop into your local tobacconist you will find a plethora of paper delights. Ease of rolling increases with paper weight/width, and the gum has to be reliable else the bastard will fall apart in your hands. 1. Rizla. The mainstay of successful caning for years, they produce the best papers. Quality subtle tasting paper and ultra reliable gums. Blue- Thin and light papers for the experienced caner, you don’t end up smoking much paper. The most popular choice for rolling due to its wei
Drug Names And Hilarious Take On Viagra
Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name o
Drugs
Goodbye marijauna, heroin, cocaine,and crack. I finally got my life on the right track.... I don't need you, and you don't need me, I feel good about myself. I am free!! You've been in my life for many years. You've caused alot of pain and a million tears. You use to be my lover, My best friend, But all good things must come to an end! Its over now between me and you! I finally found someone new, I've got God in my life.... And to him I will pray, Please stay with me Just For today...........
Drugs??!!??
Parents who drugged us!!!!!? ? The other day, someone at a store in our town read that a Methamphetamine lab had been found in an old farmhouse in the adjoining county and he asked me a rhetorical question. Why didn't we have a drug problem when you and I were growing up? I replied, I had a drug problem when I was young: I was drug to church on Sunday morning. I was drug to church for weddings and funerals. I was drug to family reunions and community socials no matter the weather. I was drug by my ears when I was disrespectful to adults. I was also drug to the woodshed when I disobeyed my parents, told a lie, brought home a bad report card, did not speak with respect, spoke ill of the teacher or the preacher, or if I didn't put forth my best effort in everything that was asked of me. I was drug to the kitchen sink to have my mouth washed out with soap if I uttered a profanity. I was drug out to pull weeds in mom's garden and flower beds and cockleburs out
Drug Problem
MOTHERS WHO DRUG US!!! The other day, someone at a store in our town read that a Methamphetamine lab had been found in an old farmhouse in the adjoining county and he asked me a rhetorical question. Why didn't we have a drug problem when you and I were growing up?" I replied; I had a drug problem when I was young: I was drug to church on Sunday morning. I was drug to church for weddings and funerals. I was drug to family reunions and community socials no matter the weather. I was drug by my ears when I was disrespectful to adults. I was also drug to the woodshed when I disobeyed my parents, told a lie, brought home a bad report card, did not speak with respect, Spoke ill of the teacher or the preacher, or if I didn't put forth my best effort in everything that was asked of me. I was drug to the kitch
Drugtest
Drugs
ok my friends talked me into going to monster massive and rollingfor the first time it was not fun ppl kept fucking up my high til like two in the morning lost all the friends for one thing and totally stressed the fuck out once i found them they had me drop another pill after the second pill i was feeling great i was have a great time but the come down sux major ass so its the last time i roll i hate drugs except for herb but i wouldnt call it a drug lol i think thats my last rave too
Druggie Ex
Ok so I'm kinda pissed off. I used to meet guys on line and they never worked out. So about 6 months ago I get introduced to a guy who is friends with my neighbors. He was definitely a hottie...all american looks, blonde hair blue eyes nice body...an electrician. So, after a couple of months of flirting around we decide hey lets try this dating thing. And we did. Of course we had to deal with his schedule. His company sends him out of town a lot. But he always called me...every night. But things started to change. The first was when he cancelled our date because he was stoned. I knew he drank and smoked pot. Back in the day he did hard core stuff but he cleaned himself up with the exception of pot. Even that he didn't do all the time though. So anyway, he knew I didn't like him smoking pot and he would chose to get high and cancel dates with me. Ok so now my family throws me a surprise 40th birthday party. He's supposed to bring me. He had to work late but he promises me(af
Drug Tests
Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test with which I have no problem. What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test. Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them? Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sitting on their butts, doing drugs, while I work. . . . Can you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check ?
Drugs And Addiction
(This was written by a young Aboriginal girl who was in jail for drug charges, and was addicted to meth. She wrote this while in jail. As you will soon read, she fully grasped the horrors of the drug, as she tells in this simple, yet profound poem. She was released from jail, but, true to her story, the drug owned her. They found her dead not long after, with the needle still in her arm.) Please keep praying for our Children, Teens, Young adults. Understand, this thing is worse than any of us realize... I AM METH I destroy homes, I tear families apart, I take your children, and that's just the start. I'm more costly than diamonds, more precious than gold, The sorrow I bring is a sight to behold. If you need me, remember I'm easily found, I live all around you - in schools and in town I live with the rich, I live with the poor, I live down the street, and maybe next door. I'm made in a lab, but not like you think, I can be made under the kitchen sin
Drug Personality
Your Personality Is Like Acid A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict. One moment you're in your own little happy universe... And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell! At your best: You understand the world completely, and every ordinary experience is sublime. What people like about being around you: You say and do the craziest things. You're very entertaining. What people dislike about being around you: You're unpredictable. Your mood swings are quite intense. How addicted people get to you: They pretty much don't get addicted to you. What Drug Is Your Personality Like?
Drug Bust.
This girl stole a perscription, had it filled and then ran from the cops but then she got busted HAHA AT MY STORE!!! Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 So whats the moral of this story???? DON'T STEAL OTHER PEOPLE'S PERSCRIPTION AND EXPECT NOT TO GET CAUGHT!!!!
Drug Addiction
The Drug Called Crystal Meth!
am reposting this for someone from the past, someone that has ruined the lives, dreams, hope and feeling of safety for so many of the people that have loved him the most. (This was written by a young Indian girl who was in jail for drug charges, and was addicted to meth. She wrote this while in jail. As you will soon read, she fully grasped the horrors of the drug, as she tells in this simple, yet profound poem. She was released from jail, but, true to her story, the drug owned her. They found her dead not long after, with the needle still in her arm.) My name: "Is Meth" I destroy homes, I tear families apart, take your children, and thats just the start. I'm more costly than diamonds, more precious than gold, The sorrow I bring is a sight to behold. If you need me, remember I'm easily found, I live all around you--in schools and in town I live with the rich; I live with the poor, I live down the street and maybe next door. I'm made in a lab, but not
Drug Problem!!!!
Drugs
Artist: jerk lyrics Song: love your drugs lyrics Jerk Music Videos Jerk - Love Your Drugs (Live @ Channel V) Music Video Ringtones left icon Send "Love Your Drugs" Ringtone to Cell Ringtones right icon Took you down for one more hit, when you gonna stop that shit? 'Till the next time it's OK, slowly watching your decay Just one more time, just one last time Deep inside the living dead, Zombie fucks, retarded head, I know just what you will say, Get the fuck out of my way Why can't you just love me like you love your fucking drugs, You tell me that you hate it but you never get enough Guess it only mattered when, I turn my back on you again For a second I felt fine So I tried to save you one last time Why can't you just love me like you love your fucking drugs, You tell me that you hate it but you never get enough Why can't you just love me like you love your fucking drugs You tell me that you hate it but you never get enough Without you I found
Drugs
Best of Marijuana Marijuana • Stands as a junction of drugs that affect anxiety and are hallucinogenic o Anxiolytic and hallucinogenic, but for the most part Anxiolytic, hallucinogenic in higher doses • Showed up in the west in the 19th century prominent among artsy types Marijuana Consumption • Most people consume the weakest variety, the dried leaves and flowing top “Bong” • A mixture of dried leaves and resin • Hashish Marijuana Methods of action • Mood enhancement • Word play • Incoherent thinking • Keen acute thinking • Synesthesia • Distortion of the perception of time • Enhancement of sensory perception Synesthesia • Cross talk between sensory systems • Gives insight on the nature of consciousness • Synesthetics: People who don’t have to take any drugs to experience the phenomena of Synesthesia • Color Organs: Instruments that when played the music is accompanied w/ colors Sensory Enhancement • Many hallucinogens have an overlay of the col
Drugs, Jail And Er Visits
Drugs In The Workplace.
Does everyone in your office burn?
Drugs - Videos [nsfw]
Dru Hill - I Love You
Druid Vow Of Friendship
Druid's First
1. God is neither man or woman, but is both, and yet neither. One of the perks of being omnipotent. He/she can portray themselves as whatever they like, whether it be male, female, or even a burning bush. This is seen in many other religions also, such as Zeus appearing as a bird to many of his female playmates. 2. God is the almighty, but is not the all lawful. God is the true neutral. Satan is true evil, but only because that is the card he drew. He did not try to overthrow God, God just assigned him to the nether realms because he trusted he’d be able to handle that job. The question is, who is true good? The Bible shows two different versions of God, maybe the true good person was replaced, got too high and mighty (no pun intended), or maybe God just wasn’t impressed with the job that was being done. The Bible starts off depicting God as being just, but cruel, with flooding the world and laying waste to Sodom and Gomorrah, I think the change came about the time of Christ,
Druids
In the Celtic religion, the modern words Druidry or Druidism denote the practices of the ancient druids, the priestly class in ancient Celtic societies through much of Western Europe north of the Alps and in the British Isles. Druidic practices were part of the culture of all the tribal peoples called Keltoi and Galatai by Greeks and Celtae and Galli by Romans, which evolved into modern English "Celtic" and "Gaulish". Modern attempts at reconstructing practising druidism are called Neo-druidism. From what little we know of late druidic practice it appears deeply traditional, and conservative in the sense that the druids were conserving repositories of culture and lore. It is impossible now to judge whether this continuity had deep historical roots and originated in the social transformations of late La Tene time, or whether there had been a discontinuity and a druidic religious innovation. The etymological origins of the word druid are varied and doubtful enough that the word may
Druids
In the Celtic religion, the modern words Druidry or Druidism denote the practices of the ancient druids, the priestly class in ancient Celtic societies through much of Western Europe north of the Alps and in the British Isles. Druidic practices were part of the culture of all the tribal peoples called Keltoi and Galatai by Greeks and Celtae and Galli by Romans, which evolved into modern English "Celtic" and "Gaulish". Modern attempts at reconstructing practising druidism are called Neo-druidism. From what little we know of late druidic practice it appears deeply traditional, and conservative in the sense that the druids were conserving repositories of culture and lore. It is impossible now to judge whether this continuity had deep historical roots and originated in the social transformations of late La Tene time, or whether there had been a discontinuity and a druidic religious innovation. The etymological origins of the word druid are varied and doubtful enough that the word may
Druids
hope you all enjoy! MUAH!
Drummer788
Lisa-Ann Said it Best, “Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.”
Drumming
drumming and drums are my life i have been playing drums for 5 years and i am actually pretty good i play a variety of metal rock and other things but no country for me but my drum set is really big i have 8 cymbals , 5 toms, 2 snares a main snare and an effects snare , a double bass pedal, a cow-bell and a tambourine and thats about it for my drum set for now --shaun
Drummer Needed
Local Blues Rock Cover Band Looking for a drummer. Influences are Led Zeppelin, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Eric Clapton, Joe Walsh, Elvis, AeroSmith, ZZ Top, Rolling Stones, Kenny Wayne Sheppard, Jimi Hendrix, Cream, Rick Derringer, Georgia Satellites, Allman Brothers, Bad Company, James Gang, Lynard Skynard, etc. If you think you are interested and want to see a song list, contact the band at rlg92766@aol.com or you can give me your info and I'll pass it on. Must be able to practice at least once a week. If you have practice space that would be a major bonus.
Drummer Needed
Right now my band is in desperate need of a drummer. So if anyone plays or knows someone that does play and lives or is willing to travel to the Natalia Tx area let me know. If interested check our site out @ www.myspace.com/filthykox . Thank u for your time Michael S.
Drumstix
hi all is there any females out there fancy a chat sometime or any 1 from glasow. hi all this is my first time on cherrytap and im still trying to figure what all the fuss is about
Drummerboy'z Blog
ATTENTION!!! Anyone in the Pasco County area in Florida in need of a drummer MUST contact me. I'm having SERIOUS withdrawl symptoms from the lack of playing that I've been suffering from. If this keeps up, I may have to resort to a clarinet or something worse! PLEASE HELP! Thanks. C.C.
Drum Circle
Fourth Friday Drum Circle is this Friday 7 to 9PM. Come as you are, come anytime within the two hours. Bring drums and other acoustic instruments. Or come and listen. We flow in rhythm. Belly dancing is good here. COST: Donation to pay the use of the large Yoga room. Topic: Sacral Healing (We dont discuss the topic, really, we drum and dance and sing and play it through our bodies, minds and spirits.) Location: B & B Yoga and Music Studios 546 W. Harwood Rd. Hurst, TX 76054 (corner of Hurstview and Harwood in NE Tarrant County) 817-281-8380 HOST: Bill Webb (El Lobo come to us.) Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss Bill Webb Music Director B & B Yoga and Music LLC www.billwebb.biz www.myspace.com/billwebbmusic B & B Yoga and Music LLC 546 Harwood Rd Hurst, TX 76054 817-281-8380 866-601-YOGA
Drums Kick Ass!
Hey, you know how it is. If you goof around at the back on the drums you gat the dumb ass gorilla label. Well, not for me babe. I'm freakin' rule on the drums. My stuff: pearl reference pearl masters pearl vision
Drunk At The Southside Pride
Drunken Stuper
I sit here in hopes that the phone will ring and your voice will be on the other end but it hardly ever does I know you're busy but dont you think you could just call and tell me you're ok? I wish you would. I wish would stop by my house to see me when you know i'm going to be the only one there (or you could call and we could arrange for you to come over) I feel closed out of your life I feel like you couldn't care less about me If you're going to leave me, do it...dont lead me on If you love me, stay...if you dont, leave. It's always better to have loved and lost, then never to have loved at all I know you're a grown man with a life but it doesnt mean that I dont have a life I just want to be with you all the time but right now thats not possible so I dont know what I'm going to do but it's hard for me to be away from you It hurts everyday that you dont call it hurts that I cant just wake up next to you every morning It hurts that I cant be there to cook your di
Drunkin
I found the bottle Had happy hour Cried for an hour Didn't know why Felt dizzy and wild piss ass drunk Didn't care what anyone thought Just wanted to live Threw up and cried Said sorry a million times Then fell to sleep Woke up not remebering everything Till later on Lived my life for a week Weekend came Had happy hour once again DEAR VODKA .... I BEG YOU TO SEE FROM MY POINT OF VIEW YOU SEE NOTHING BUT BODY I SEE NOTHING BUT MIND YOU SEE NOTHING BUT A BOTTLE WITH SUMTHING INSIDE I CANT STAY HERE FOREVER YOU SAY YOU WANNA BE MY FRIEND ASSUMING IM CRAZY CAUSE IM ME AN SPEAK WHATS ON MY MINE BROKEN PROMISES AN BROKEN GLASS BOTTLES WITH NO COTROL YELLING AN CRYING BLOWING MY NOSE SO I CAN BREATH THEN TAKE A SIP OF VODKA IT SOUNDS CRAZY BUT IM TIRED OF BEING THIS NOBODY LET THE WAVES ROLL OVER ME AN TAKE ME A DRINK JUST TASTE THAT VODKA GOIN DOWN THE WARM FEELING TAKIN OVER NOW YOU KNOW LET ME HAVE ANOTHER
Drunk Jokes
3 Drunk Women
Three women have a very late night drinking. They leave in the early morning hours and go home their separate ways. The next day, they all meet and compare notes about who was drunkest the night before. The first girl claims that she was the drunkest, saying, "I drove straight home and walked into the house. As soon as I got through the door, I blew chunks for 10 minutes." The second says, "You think that was drunk? Hell, I got into my car and wrapped it around the first tree I saw. I don't even have insurance!" The third says, "No, I was the drunkest by far. When I got home, I got into a big fight with my husband, knocked over a candle, and burned the whole house down!" She begins to cry. The room falls silent. Finally, the first girl speaks up: "I don't think you understand...Chunks is my dog!"
Drunken Stupers...
I was talking to my friend tonight... And wow... Am I really that bad??? "why don't you do anything for yourself?" Why? Becuase I don't deserve it... I really don't... I want everyone to be happy dispite what it costs me because others happiness is more important... all I kept hearing was why... and "what do you want?" It doesn't matter what I want becuase I can't have what I want... I'm never going to get what I want... and you know why? Because I wont let myself... I push everyone so far away becuase I don't want to get hurt and the times that I do well it ends up like this... Me alone... I'm not fine with that... I'm really not but I am at the same time.. .as long as everyone else is happy... so now I'm sitting here intoxicated thinking... and ya'll that's not a good thing for me... I just want everyone to be happy... I'm going to be selfish... and I'm going to go so far away that no one would even know where to find me... that no one would care... some of you say you do, but I'
Drunk Night The 13th!
Drunk Driver Joke
Drunk Driver joke A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer. ''I can't do that, officer.'' ''Why not?'' ''Because I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube.'' ''Okay, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station.'' ''Can't do that either, officer.'' ''Why not?'' ''Because I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup.'' ''Alright, we could get a blood sample.'' ''Can't do that either, officer.'' ''Why not?'' ''Because I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood I could die.'' ''Fine then, just walk this white line.'' ''Can't do that either, officer.'' ''Why not?'' ''Because I'm drunk.''
Drunk Drivers
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: BETTER TO BURN OUT THAN FADE AWAY. Date: Nov 13 2006 10:00 PM For THOSE WHO CARE ABOUT OTHERS AND WANT TO SHARE A DRINKING & DRIVING STORY THAT YOU WILL NEVER FORGET~ SIZE=5> This is Jacqueline Saburido on September 19, 1999. This is her and her Father, 1998. This is her on Vacation in Venezuela. Birthday party as a child. At a party with friends. The car in which Jacqueline traveled. She was hit by another car that was driven by a 17-year old male student on his way home after drinking a couple of hard packs with his friends. This was in December 1999. After the accident Jacqueline has needed over 40 operations. Jacqueline was caught in theburning car and her body was heavily burnt for approx. 45 SECONDS! With her Father, 2000. Getting treatment. Th
Drunk On You! A Poem I Wrote.
Drunk Stuff
Kylie Minogue, Robbie Williams and Elton John were crossing a bridge when Kylie tripped and got her head caught between the railings. Robbie glanced left and right, then pulled down her knickers and sh****d her. As he stood up, he told Elton John, "Your turn." Elton started to cry. "What's wrong?" asked Robbie. Elton sobbed, "My head won't fit between those railings!" A LITTLE FLAB !! One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her on the butt and said... "If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control top pantyhose." While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent. The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said.... "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra." This was beyond a silent response... So she rolled over and grabbed him by his 'DANGLER.' With a death grip in place, she said... "You know, if you firmed this up, we could get ri
Drunken Stories From The Road.
It's Christmas time in Michigan again, and the drunks are sure to show themselfs again for our ammusement. Last year I had the pleasure of watching a 40 year old man run around his car in the middle of the freeway. He had his pants down to his ankles, and was demanding the female Trooper on the scene take his breathalyzer. Two weeks later we had a 26 year old female wandering a neighborhood wearing a santa hat. She asked me to stuff her stocking, then jumped on the hood of my patrol car and showed me the way. My last, but not only fond memory from the jolly season last year involved a 24 year old male I found passed out in a finer restaurant's bathroom. This is nomally not too unusual, but this guy passed out giving himself a reach around. He may have been leading up to a dirty sanchez, but the alcohol may have affected his abilities. So in short if you are going to drink this holiday season, please ensure that you pass out with you finger out of your ass, if you plan on running a
Drunk
hey guys im drunk and bored hit mt up
Drunken Superman
Drunken Superman recipe Drunken Superman, invented by Jarrod Brecht, is a popular drink in South Florida, South Carolina and New England. 2 oz tequila 1 1/2 oz triple sec 2 oz sweet and sour mix 1 oz lime juice 1 1/2 oz 151 proof rum Combine all ingredients except 151 rum in a cocktail shaker and shake briskly. Pour over ice in a margarita glass, and add 151 over the top. Add a slice of orange, and serve..
Drunk .... Whoo Who ... !!!
Hey everyoene ... just saying hi tonight .. and peace out ... and stuff ... just hanging out and trying to make friends ... but making friend depends on the cards you get ....but that is the life I live ... and my day is nothing... I have nothing to show .. just another day at work ... and another day at the tables. .. and that is a day in my life .... nothing works .. and everythings sucks .... it shouldn't be this way .. but I suppose it must .. becouse if it isn't hard work ... it just doesn't count so .. for all you out there ... type later ... and ... type on....
Drunks Required
Da Yoopers ~ Grandpa Got Run Over By A Beer Truck ! Sing-a-Long: GRANDPA GOT RUN OVER BY A BEER TRUCK COMING OUT OF WOODY'S CHRISTMAS DAY GRANDMA GOT A JOB OUT AT THE BREWERY I NEVER KNEW THAT SHE COULD DRIVE THAT WAY 1. GRANDPA WAS OUT DRINKING WITH THE FLOOZIES SPENDING ALL OF GRANDMA'S HARD EARNED DOUGH HE DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TO PAY THE BAR TAB SO WOODY TOSSED HIM OUT INTO THE SNOW 2. GRANDPA STOOD THERE FROZEN IN THE HEAD LIGHTS HE LOOKED JUST AS HELPLESS AS A DEER I DON'T THINK HE WAS AFRAID OF DYING I THINK HE WAS AFRAID HE'D SPILL HIS BEER (REPEAT CHORUS) 3. WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT HE'D END UP AS A ROAD KILL SHE FLATTENED HIM RIGHT OUT ON THE CENTER LINE HE COULD HAVE MADE IT TO THE CURB IF HE WERE QUICKER BUT SHE BACKED IT UP AND SQUASHED HIM ONE MORE TIME 4. GRANDMA CRIED AND CRIED AT GRANDPA'S FUNERAL NOT BECAUSE WE PEELED HIM OFF THE ROAD ALL THE LOOT SHE GOT FROM HIS INSURANCE WENT TO PAY THE BAR TAB THAT HE OWED (REPEAT CHORUS)
Drunken Advice
Drunken Monkey
Hope everyone had a great 2006. My New Years was spent in Singaporem with my good friend. Now I am back in the hell hole New York. I think my resolution will be to get the hell out if here LOL
The Drunk One
Should 'the drunk one' Stop Drinking? People have been telling me lately that I should stop drinking. Thereore I have been pondering over wether or not I should stop. Top Ten Reasons to Stop 1. The hangovers. Inever get hangovers so this doesn't apply to me. 2. Legally forced too. Doesn't apply to me. 3. Mean when you drink. Not me I am very loveable and funny when I drink. 4. Medical Reason. I'm in tip top shape. 5. Keep waking up next to the coyote ugly. Never happened to me I never get that drunk. 6. Keep loosing your car. I always walk to the bar or drink at home, so I always know where it is. 7. Always over sleeping. I actually get up earlier if I've been drinking. 8. Really high bar tab. I get alot of my drinks for free. 9. The bar tender gets you your drink before you even sit down. That's a problem, huh I thought it was a good thing. 10. If you don't drink for a day the bar loses money. I don't think that has ever happ
Drunk @ Work
THIS HAS OFFICIALLY THE WORST DAY @ WORK IN 7 AND 1/2 YEARS SO I'M GETTING DRUNK IN MY OFFICE. AMEN!
Drunk
Youve ever been drunk enough to have three packs of open ciggarettes in front of you then you know what Im dealing with right now...
Drunken Salute Video Number 2!!!! (nsfw)
Drunkard
1.) Open and close a bar. Find one that opens its doors before noon. Stake out a comfortable seat and hunker down. Resist informing the bartender of your tremendous plan, as this will cause him to pour waves of pre-celebratory shots and you won’t survive happy hour. Pacing is everything. Watch the crowds come and go, watch bartenders rise, reign and fade while you remain like a cagey Methuselah. From that day forward, within the walls of that bar at least, your name will be legend. 2.) Go on a bender. I don’t mean a weekend binge. I’m talking a full-bore, hooch-bent, screw-work hoolihan. Dangerous, yes, but so is getting out of bed in the morning. True benders have gone the way of the snap brim fedora, which makes them all the greater currency in the world of drunks. It won’t be easy. You must start drinking the moment you wake up and carry on until you go under. Then start over again. In your grandfather’s day you had to drink two weeks straight before you could officially declar
Drunky Mcgoo
Hey all recently decided to not move, and the good news is that I'm becoming manager at my work. Pretty cool. I need to get to level 3 to send gifts and to do things to better my score on the tap. So yeah it's only named this because my friends like to call me that when I'm drunk. and by the way I have some new pics of me gothic, check them out and tell what you think. P.S. Stone Sour will be at the rave next saturday, come and see them. they're a kick ass band.
Drunk Drivers
I went to a party, And remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, Mom, so I had a sprite instead. I felt proud of myself, The way you said I would, that I didn't drink and drive, though some friends said I should. I made a healthy choice, And your advice to me was right. The party finally ended, and the kids drove out of sight. I got into my car, Sure to get home in one piece. I never knew what was coming, Mom, something I expected least. Now I'm lying on the pavement, And I hear the policeman say, the kid that caused this wreck was drunk, Mom, his voice seems far away. My own blood's all around me, As I try hard not to cry. I can hear the paramedic say, this girl is going to die. I'm sure the guy had no idea, While he was flying high. Because he chose to drink and drive, now I would have to die. So why do people do it, Mom Knowing that it ruins lives? And now the pain is cutting me, like a hundred stabbing knives. Tell sister no
Drun
finally got bk on the power went out in the neighborhood.Some1 hit a pole down the street.Power was out half the day. ~X~Just Meee™~X~S.B.A.B.~X~ĆŦ­­­­МǎҒїǻ~X~@ CherryTAP
3 Drunks Walk Into A Bar...
Dustin, Tawana & I decided to go to Alexandre's down on Cedar Springs one Thursday night to hear the wonderful Anton sing...so we drank, listened to great music, and wrote notes on napkins...good times!Dustin looks so smart in his glasses! Pinky & Blondie...Tawana says "Go Loopy"
The Drunk And The Preist
GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER >1. Sag, you're It. >2. Hide and go pee. >3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear. >4. Kick the bucket >5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over. >6. Musical recliners. >7. Simon says something incoherent. >8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy > >SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE: >1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale. >2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them. >3. You change your underwear after a sneeze. > >OLD IS WHEN: >1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. >2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to >go along. >3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today. >4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot. >5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee! > >Thoughts for the weekend >Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press >'Ctr Alt Delete' and start all over? >Just remember, if th
The Drunk And Priest
Drunken Choo Choo And 420 Caboose!!
So here it is... the coolest people on CherryTap... Go check these people out!! They are by far some of the best people i have met!! MAKE SURE YOU RATE AND FAN ALL MEMBERS... OTHERWISE.. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT OF THIS!! 6 Days To Nowhere (Please all fans sign guestbook!)@ CherryTAP Silhouette {6 Days to Nowhere Hitman }@ CherryTAP †Ruiner†∞6 DAYS TO NOWHERE©∞Graveyard Family∞(XDementor of the Graveyard GuysX)@ CherryTAP lowend breakdown {6 Days Bass/ Screamer}@ CherryTAP king for a day, fool for a lifetime@ CherryTAP ~*~Yandra~Coyote Ugly Bartender/Beauty Crew~Asian Sweetheart~*~@ CherryTAP I`m Falling and I Can`t See the Ground~CT Divorce Lawyer~Matts Wife@ CherryTAP Krissy@ CherryTAP TeXXas
Drunken Nights
Ok so get this, had a kick ass time at cinco de mayo up here in lovely ole Waterville Maine. I was the soberest one of the bunch, they were like 3 drinks a head of me, but i was still trashed. this car pulls up ahead of us and takes up two fucking lanes. so im like ok this truck is alittle bit bigger than im use too, ill just go over the curb...IN FRONT OF A FUCKING COP!! He then decides he wants to pull out behind us. I realized i was going like 80 in a 65 and slowed wayyyy down. he turns his blues on...im thinking FUCK we're all fucking trashed beyong believe. Ask how we are and where we had just come from...im like Pete and Larrys, im driving these drunk people home, when in reality im driving myself home and they were gonna sober up adn drive themselves like 45 mins away. He takes my registration, insurance and lisence back to the other officer and was like "they sped past us going way too fast" then the other officer was like "its not them." so in reality they pulled us over for n
Drunk
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Sunshine Date: May 20, 2007 3:27 PM ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: I thought of just your face Date: May 19, 2007 8:16 PM ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- This is Jacqueline Saburido on September 19, 1999. This is her and her Father, 1998. This is her on Vacation in Venezuela. Birthday party as a child. At a party with friends. The car in which Jacqueline traveled. She was hit by another car that was driven by a 17-year old male student on his way home after drinking a couple of hard packs with his friends. This was in December 1999. After the accident Jacqueline has needed over 40 o
Drunk
ok... about the sh*t i rock... and about my playlist... each song on my playlist has a reason why i chose it. every artist on it is outstanding. the individual songs were chosen for a reason. i feel it's necessary to explain myself to those who maybe haven't been paying attention. a couple examples + a brief ex[lanation of songs on my ppl: walk away by dropkick murpheys; i've been alot of places and seen alot of faces, some people i wish i had a chance to reunite with. there's some i've re-connected with thanks to myspace and other resources, i'm thankful for that. but "the ones who you love the ones who you left behind" i just hope you can forgive me for being the one to bail on good friends and never properly say goodbye when i left town. black enforcers by gutternouth; this song is about how hip hop and r&b control clubs and radio. what the hell is left for those of us who don't really dig love songs and booty shaking? "that's it" tortured soul by the ducky boys; it sounds realy
Drunk Minds...speak Sober Thoughts
I saw the perfect graphic tonight I mean seriously what DO you do when the only one who can make you stop crying is the one who made you cry? You try everything you can to make everyone think you're not broken when everyone sees that you are.You keep going as though nothing ever happened wearing that fake grin saying how much better off you are without them when deep inside you...you wonder how they are and if they think of you. When did "I'll love you forever" become "I'll love you if?" when did "I'm in love with you" become something that you can just turn off? These days the word LOVE is just tossed around like it has no real meaning it's just something people say to get what they need at that particular moment.I'm not sure that most people understand the impact that one little phrase can have on a person's life it's like a saving grace...a finality on a long life of pain.. a new hope of something and someone to believe in, but what happens to that person when the one they thought
Drunk And Rowdy
I'm just sittting here listening to some new music, drinking a few brews and wondering what everybody's doing
Drunks
Drunk Dailing
The Rules of Drunk Dials & Text Messages 1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 3.If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. "Mom I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you" 4.Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking them to bend you over something. Especially call your lover, they will get a kick out of you and your new found kinkyness. 5. Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6. Drunk texting is all right... If you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 7. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had
Drunk Dialing
Rules of Drunk Dialing: 1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 3. If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. "Mom I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you" 4. Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking them to bend you over something. 5. Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6. Drunk texting is alright... If you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober 7. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night. 8. You can also ca
Drunken-sober
A Playaz Game (Mine is Betta)I'm sittin on stacks, I'm rollin high.Gettin that paper while you gettin high.I know you see me bitch so just ride on by.Keep watchin me do what I do.I'ma smoke on by you.I gotta stack full of that green in my right hand.Bitch you know how I do it out here in "da Land."I'm sittin on stacks, I'm rollin high.Gettin that paper while you gettin high.I know you see me bitch so just ride on by.I gotta stay on that grind, it's an everyday struggle.Workin two jobs just to keep up with my hustle.Nothing about me is just plain ordinary.'Cuz the game that I got is extraordinary.You think you know the kind of life I live.Poor little sap you ain't even got a dolla to give.You got no job, four kids, and now one on the way.Maybe I'll feel a little bit sorry for you one day.I'm sittin on stacks, I'm rollin high.Gettin that paper while you gettin high.I know you see me bitch so just ride on by.Everywhere I turn all I see is these haters.I'm gettin that money!Boy what you th
Drunk Squirral!!! Lol.. :)
......First Round Of Drinks Is On The Squirral.............. LOL!!!! :)
Drunk Blogging
Ok so it is the night before we gotta go to the family values tour and I am straight up rock star drunk. I have no clue how I am typing but I am doin just that right now. I am feeling very numb and tried to carve through my leg with a childs punkin carving kit. Needless to say my efforts have failed and I still have a leg. I have no clue why I am still typing but words are fun. I wish all of you could be here drinking with me but my house is not that big and I have no airconditioning right now. well night night all and play nice with one another.
Drunk!
Dude, so drunk right now. Lovin' life. Great friends, and great times. Just a chill post for ya'll. Night.
Drunk Texting
Sexy Text Messages Sexy Text MessagesGet your partner in the mood before you see them with these passion-filled sayings perfect for sending a surprise text message! 1. I could describe you with one word... delicious! 2. Nothing is more beautiful to me than you wearing only the moonlight and my kisses. 3. I dream of you here with me with nothing on but our imaginations. 4. I can almost feel you here... caressing me... touching me... 5. You are the fire burning inside of me; you are my passion for life. 6. In the deep of the night I dream of your touch. 7. I am dying to feel your touch all over my body. 8. I can feel the fiery passion of desire begging to be shared in a blissful night of paradise. 9. I love the way you love me! 10. Our nights together send me to new heights. 11. I want to evoke such a passion within you that leaves us both breathless. 12. You are the fire that burns the passion within my soul. 13. Loving you makes me d
Drunk Dial Or Why Do You Call In The Middle Of The Night....
Drunkin' Words Are Sober Thoughts!!!
Don't you ever realize that when your drunk you say what you think about a person...for example...I went out with a few of my co-workers and I've always wanted to get with one of my male friends so anyway he drops me to the hotel that I'm staying at and stupid me asks him does he wanna come up...not thinking that there was someone with me...nut anyway at work we don't really talk but when after hours come and were getting drunk together..boy, you can't shut us up...
Drunk And Bored
im jsut kinda sittin here at my friend eugenes cp a little buzzed still from like 2 mikes hards, two shots of sky melon, and some bacardisilver strwaberyr stuff. im sure compared to some of yalls drinking abilityds thats is not alot but whatever. im kinda bored but im talkin to people on yahoo im. someone talk to me. add me if u like. dont if ur a douche. rockinrob88@yahoo.com
Drunk Again
Drunk Friends
Ok so my night was all planned sit at home and relax all night but No I have to get a call from a friend who was drunk as hell. Who asked me to pick them up at the police station! I go cause thats what friends do and low and behold she needed bail money..lmao.... This is what happens when your boyfriend is dating two chicks...his other lady friend found them at the bar. well needless to say the fight was on..so its 4:30 in the morning I havent slept and the bitch who ruined my evening is snoreing in my car cause she is to big for me to move!!!! So how was everyone elses friday night?????? P.S. What pisses me off is I was planning on having a chat online with a very nice Aussie I know!!! Ok I went and removed some people from my family due to the fact that I dont chat with them much. I left all the people I speak to on a regular basis. Didnt remove anyone to be mean just cleaning up my list and it makes it easier to find my friends this way..Hugz and Kisses to u all..
Drunk Dizzy Stumbling
I'm grain liquor drunk dizzy stumbling in with her, her soft hands melting into the skin of my back my chest my... ...oh my Lord I love this feeling feeling her flesh against me, gone in gusts of her sweet breath warm across my neck. We are smiling through our kisses slowly slowly swaying to some inner rhythm roiling - I could take her touches everywhere I go. I'm going to try. © All rights reserved
Drunk
Drunk
well girls night out was great and i am trashed and had lots of fun !!!! 58 more days till my honey is home. the quater was full of gator fan but we all know lsu is going to stomp that ass
Drunken Ramblings
So I'm still groping my way around the 'bar, getting to know people, and apparently getting sh*tfaced in the process. Thanks so much to all the people who've given me lovin' (not to mention drinks!) and to my fan-freaking-tastic roomie for getting me hooked! I'll post some new pics after a few nights out. I'll try to remember the camera.
Drunk Dialing!
Rules for Drunk Dialing 1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 3. If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. "Mom I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you" 4. Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to you to bend them over something. 5. Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6. Drunk texting is alright... If you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 7. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night. 8. You can also call this same ex a
The Drunk Dial
DRUNK DIALING RULES... 1.Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2.It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 3.If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. "Mom I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you" 4.Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something. 5.Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6.Drunk texting is alright... If you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 7.It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night. 8.You can also call this same ex a
Drunkeness
hey ppl tonight is the night im going to take the cam out and see what the night life is all about i hope i dont get punched in the face for it but it shall be fun wish me luck
Drunk Thoughts
Here's to everyone having a great week and a Happy Thanksgiving!
Drunk
How many of you have that friend that gets drunk and then tries to fuck you? LOL Well I have this friend.. she is awesome. Well tonight she ripped 2 shirts off my body. Pics of this will probably surface soon. Since I had to take pics so she would remember. LOL.. well Just wanted ya'll to know for some reason... It was fun I laughed alot but now I am tired from fighting her off... I'm going to bed. Night all!!!
Drunken Monnkey
WAT UP ALL U HOT AND SEXY PEOPLE HIT ME RATE ME COMMENT BE MY FAN ILL BE URZ AND ILL BE SURE TO RETURN ALL DA FAVORS WATS CRACKA LACKIN BOOTY SMACKIN PEOPLE HOLLA
Drunk Driving
Too Young To Die Is that me lying on the ground? Why are people screaming? Is that blood coming from my body? Why doesn't somebody help? Is that sirens I hear? Maybe I'll survive Who is the drunk man? Why are the police talking to him? How could he think he could drive When he can't even stand up I remember it now The headlights coming so slow I couldn't move or cry for help My legs had turned to lead The pain in my legs As I flew through the air My lifeless body bouncing Along the ground I remember the angels Coming to carry me away Tell them Ma, I'm too young To Young to die this way ©Crazydave 2003
The Drunk Driver
i didnt see the traffic lite. or hear the tires screech. i was drinking with my buddies. on the way back from the beach. i could hear the siren blaring. as i senced the smell of gas. i could see the twisted metal. and shards of broken glass. i could see them pull my body. from the bloody grousome wreck. i could see the blood was gushing. from the gash inside my neck. i watched the paddles shock me. i knew i must be dead. i screamed for them to save me. from beneath the bloody sheet. no one seemed to hear me. just a body in the street. i knew they were preparing. to lay me down to rest. but i hoped that i was dreaming. and this was just a test. then im in a casket. as people sobbed and cried. thats when it finally hit me. i really must have died. dedicated to all the lives lost due to sensless drinking and driving. my heart goes out to those who have lost loved ones this way.
Drunkeness
ive been sober for too long on friday itll be 2 weeks someone plz save me for this horrable soberness tonight get drunk with me
Drunk Driving
TOLEDO (AP) -- A head-on collision between a drunk pickup truck driver going the wrong way on an interstate and a minivan killed five people in the minivan, including two children from Michigan, officials say. The accident occurred late Sunday night when the minivan, traveling in the southbound lanes on Interstate 280 near the I-75 interchange, collided with the truck, going north in the southbound lanes, assistant fire chief Luis Santiago said. Officials at Toledo Municipal Court say the truck driver's blood alcohol count came back as .254, more than three times the legal limit in the state of Ohio, which is .08. The driver of the pickup, Michael Gagnon, 24, was taken to a hospital and released the next day. He has been booked on five counts of aggravated vehicular homicide. Bits of gift wrap and toys were strewn about the highway, suggesting the minivan was carrying a family heading home from the holidays, Santiago said. "It was among the worst I've seen," he said of t
Drunk Again With No Friends
i was just sitting here getting drunk on Captain Morgan, and realized that more than half of the people on my so called "friends list" weren't my friends at all. they just added me so they would get points. it's all about winning some prize i guess. everytime i would send a message or shout or gift to some of the people on my friends list i would get no response at all, even when i could see they were logged in. this really pisses me off. so to all of the ones who never replied have been deleted....to those who have been "friendly" you have been spared from the chopping block. this is a warning. i will not help anyone level up anymore unless they are my friends. so don't even bother adding me to your friends list if you won't even talk to me.
Drunk
so i'm sittin here drunk still kinda in a pissed mood about beth cuz i love her so much it seriously makes me wanna cry but everyone else is going or has gone to bed. i'm too drunk to go anywhere so i'm just here to bitch and continue drinking until i pass out
Drunk Dialing Rules
1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 3. If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. "Mom I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you" 4. Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. 5. Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6. Drunk texting is alright... If you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 7. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night. 8. You can also call this same ex and let him know, that you know, that he still loves you. The
Drunk Talk
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK… 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. Anti-constitutionalistically 3. Passive-aggressive disorder 4. Transubstantiate THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex. 2. Nope, no more booze for me! 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type. 4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry. 5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight? 6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke. 7. I'm not interested in fighting you. 8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool! 9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road. 10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
***drunk Dude***
*********A Real Ball Buster.********* A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud blood curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. A few minutes after that another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate what the drunk is screaming about. "What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring my customers! "I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls." With that the bartender opens the door, looks in and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!!!" *Don't Laugh Too Loud..you may know him.....LOL* Peace.
Drunk People Lol
YOU'VE GOTTA LOVE DRUNK PEOPLE A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks. "No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!" "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!" The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?" "Yes," comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband. "Yes, please!" comes
Drunken Stories
To start this blog off, I am finally among the living. I had a wild Saturday night and paid for it all day yesterday! Having to be around family all day long with a hangover and 4 hours of not so good sleep does not make for a fun Easter. Saturday was a busy day of cleaning and shopping and appeasing Peter's sister by showing up to her house for their BBQ(even though I didn't go)but Peter did for a short while so that made it ok. We then went to our friends house for dinner. We had planned to get together for some drinks that night but she bought salmon and shrimp for dinner and invited us over for that as well. Dinner was delicious and we started in on the margarita's. We were having a good time. Their older son left and their younger son was asleep, passed out up stairs in his room because he had stayed up all night at a friends house the night before playing xbox live. We really only intended to drink 2 bottles. We somehow went through them pretty fast. The stuff i
Drunk
Check out this video: Shawn getting tazered
Drunkness
Drunkeness Is A Temporary Suicide
Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don't drink too much. Then again, don't drink too little. ~Herman "Jackrabbit" Smith-Johannsen Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. ~Ernest Hemingway A hangover is the wrath of grapes. ~Author Unknown I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk. ~John Marcellus Huston If you must drink and drive, drink Pepsi. ~Author unknown, as seen on a bumper sticker Draft beer, not people. ~Author Unknown The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity. ~Author Unknown Wine is bottled poetry. ~Robert Louis Stevenson When the wine goes in, strange things come out. ~Johann Christoph Friedrich von Schiller, The Piccolomini, 1799 If drinking is interfering with your work, you're probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you're probably an alcoholic. ~Author Unknown If you know someone w
Drunk Driving Penalties
Drunk Driving Penalties in other Countries Australia: The names of the drivers are sent to the local newspapers and are printed under the heading "He's Drunk and in Jail". -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Malaysia: The Driver is jailed and if married, his wife is jailed too. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- South Africa A 10 year prison sentence and the equivalent of a $10,000.00 fine -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Turkey Drunk drivers are taken 20 miles outside of town by police and are forced to walk back under escort -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Norway Three weeks in jail at hard labor, one year loss of license. Second offense within five years, license revoked for life. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Finland & Swede
Drunken Gardening
I've lately decided to do some drunken gardening. Figuring out which are weeds to keep, and which ones are plants to let there, sucking up all my water. Weeds are taking up my air, and I need it. I don't have much to spare, and I hate when weeds suck the life out of the good plants and leave them withered and weak. I need the sun for my good plants, and the sun is my only source of energy. Quit blocking my sunshine, you nasty weeds! You lay your roots all over the place, making it nearly impossible to get rid of you. I will dig you up and rip you out. No longer will you have the power to choke out the rest of the good plants. At least the good ones give fruit. All you do is kill the fruit and suck the goodness out of it. I need my fruit, and I refuse to let you impose. You try to get the plants to come to the dark side. Your force no longer has power in my garden. Darth Weeder, you must lay your roots elsewhere, you are not welcome in my yard. Find a yard with a dog to shit on you and
Drunkin Rant
Ok. I'm 26 and yes I've been to many war fronts. I have seen alot and done many things. Yet, I come back here and find that people that are older than me, that should be more mature than me are acting like they are back in the hallways of their old Hish School. GROW UP. Just because you feel the need to bitch and moan about all the petty shit in your life and the meaningless banter that exists around you doesn't mean that you need to draw everyone in around you to feel the same. Take some time to reflect on your OWN life and deal with the problems and affections that live with YOU. Sort your fucking life out mate!
A Drunk Mind Speaks A Sober Heart.
Hahaha. I just totally went online and found out what fubar meant!!! Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition I think that is going to be my new saying. Fubar... yeah. Okay, so I was talkin to an ex of mine the other day and he was totally smashed. And he said some things that really caught me off guard but I knew at one point or another they would have come up in conversation. What do you do in that type of situation? You know in your mind that it would never work between you but at the same time because of the unique situation you arein with him you can't help but wonder if you made the right decision by leaving them behind. What are you supposed to do?
The Drunk
THE DRUNK A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand. He is stumbling back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, "Can I help you, sir?" "Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrrr," the man replies. The cop asks, "Where was your car the last time you saw it?" "It wasss on the end of thisshh key," the man replies. About that time, the cop looks down and sees the man's weiner hanging out of his fly for all the world to see. He asks the man, "Sir, are you aware that you are exposing yourself?" Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch, and without missing a beat, blurts out, "Holy shit! My girlfriend's gone too!!"
Drunk
When girls drink too much.... 1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.. and for some reason, it's okay! 2. We believe that dancing around with our arms overhead and wiggling our butts while yelling "WOO-HOO" is truly the sexiest move around. 3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe we would do it too. 4. In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess we were just four hours ago. 5. We start crying and Telling telling everyone we see that we love them sooooo much. 6. Our eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so we keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy. 7. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song plays because "Oh my god! I love this song!" 8. We've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to us. 9. We've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it. 10. We yell at the bartender, who we be
Drunk Caravan, Getting Everyone Home Safely!
DO YOU DRINK? ARE YOU DRAMA FREE? DO YOU WANT TO BE A PART OF THE NU-FU DRUNKEN REVOLUTION KNOWN AS THE DRUNK CARAVAN? YOU KNOW, THOSE NIGHTS, FOLLOWING YOUR FRIENDS TAIL LIGHTS, KNOWING THAT IF THEY ARE GONE, YOU'D BE SCREW'D. SO LETS HELP EACH OTHER OUT, AND CREATE A LONG LONG CARAVAN, SO EVERYONE CAN GET HOME SAFE! TO START, ADD ME... I'VE GOT SOME EXPIERIENCE AND CAN LEAD WELL *grins* SO ADD ME, OF COURSE RATE AND FAN ALONG THE WAY Drunk1¢â@ fubar NOW THERE ARE A COUPLE CARAVAN "LEADERS" SHOULD THE PACK BE BROKEN UP BY RED LIGHTS, PEDESTRIANS, DEER CROSSING etc. CARAVAN LEADER #1 Alison {{ The Pink Ladies }}@ fubar Turd Furgeson~R/L BF Of Celesteee~Fu-Misfit~FuBombers@ fubar ★KØ£ë™★Pu$$ycat PlayMate★HeadPromoter@Cowboys&CowGirls From Hell★@ fubar celesteee~R/L GF Of Turd Furgeson@ fubar ☺ Mz.B☺ - Member of Rating Revolution@ fubar ^sin^ Fu wife 2 sultry♥Fu slave to easye02476♥FU owned by vanessa
Drunkin Night
K so i passed out at like six in the morning. I want to repeat this weekend again the girls an i had probabley a lill more fun then intended but hey we are aloud to once an a while lol the lack of sleep will hit me when i get home :( oh well beyound worth it
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Drunk Poem
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Drunk Words, Sober Thoughts..
I'm so tired of everyone thinkin they got one up on me. Well I'mma be the one with the last laugh f*ckers. My lawyer thinks he's gonna charge me an arm n a leg for doing absolutely nothing. I got somethin else for that arsehole. I contacted him in September to get started on my case and it's now December 1st. Nothing is done. (If anyone knows of a good personal injury lawyer in Georgia or Florida lemme know.) He doesn't return my phone calls. Then my chiropractor, wow! newhoz..on another note.. When I lived in my hometown I was the quiet girl in school. No one wanted anything to do with me. Now that I'm married and in another state they all want me. How does that work? To late for them, they had their chance to get with me. HAHA. Sometimes I think that it's better for me not to have anything to do with the outside world but for work. Am i right? I don't know maybe it's just my drunken thoughts that are runnin through my head that make me this d*mn crazy. How did my life get this f*cke
Drunk Again!!
hungover again damnit! can't get shit done. long nite of drinkin, had hella fun. lookin at titties and ass all nite, came cross 2 dudes, they both was white. one was a dickhead, the otha was drunk, struck up conversation, i showed him no punk. this dumb mufucka started buyin mad shots, guess datz his only way of gettin in twats. my style is diff ain't gotta say shit. look da bitch in da eye, then she on my dick. dumb fuck kept spendin and gettin nowhere. i'm slammin his shots like fuck it dont care. it got so ridiculous i gave drinks away, here bitch drink this fast so i dont look gay. like i cant hang with drinkin all night, but itz a diff when u with someone white. had my own tab, he said yo i got it bro, u're my bro from another mutha, i don't even know u yo. was all in my head. i nodded 2 my bartender, he heard wat he said. said thanx 2the white boy, before stumblin 2 the door, "hey bro u get me next time", he said, i'm like for sho. knownin goddamn well this dumb prick wont re
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"drunk Drivers"
"DRUNK DRIVERS' I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly, and the little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring
Drunky Cubby
No, i will not be singing tonight. Vixen was complaining so i had to give her a little something. Grap your ear plugs and run.... Sorry for all you non smokers... Fuck i need help. Carrie said Creep. Why the hell not...I havent watched it yet As always i post it, then watch it, so this might be bad. I dont remember all the words... OMG my throat hurts. I might have to leave after this Lmaooooo last one
Drunk!!!!
GET ME THERE ON FUBAR CAUSE IK I M RIGHT NOW AT HOME!!! idk how this sit works at all i am to trashed when i get on somebody try and help lol
Drunk On Monday
well its monday and im drunk again looking for something to do if you know what i need to do on mondays let me know
Drunken Thoughts
Friday I wake up on my last five-day workweek looking forward to a three-day weekend. I head to the office, picking up jew donuts for the coworker who gave me a $20 Einstein's giftcard. Besides her and unlike previous years, no one has done anything for me at the office. Not that I expect extravagant gifts, but at least I gave them birthday/gift cards when their bday came around. The day goes at a snail's pace until it's time to go home. There's a package in the mail, it's my sis/hubby's bday present: Industrial goggles from Cryoflesh.I can understand they are a couple but only one gift?I bought each of them $70 bday gifts, although I'm sure they'll make it up when I visit this summer. Most of my family/friends are out of town, the others are too broke or too busy to do something. It is what it is and I cant put my happiness in the hands of other people. My brother sent me a $50 to BestBuy, he's been broke since his fiancé's work hours were cut so I appreciate it.Not easy to afford g
The Drunkin Blog
Ok so I will only write here when I am totally shit faced andt i cant think of anthing better to do i will not edit and i will not spell check so some may be nt readable. Today in this blog ive had two shots of jack three long islands and about 3 pitchers of beer its my weekend so fuck off if you disaprove I like to drik OH YEAH the only reason Im writing is becse im waiting for some friends to get here so we can drink some more so your lucky ha ha I wont be here writing often maybe never again but i just wanted to take the time to tell all the readers of this blog That IM DRUNK AS SHIT so there you have it imdrunk and you should be so Cheers and salutaiones and all that ood stuff ima go drink more my friends are here PARTY!!!!
Drunken Rant
ALrite listen u cocksuckers. I'm drunk as fuck right now and I don't give a rat's ass right now. I'm pissed about men cuz they fucken suck. They tell u one thing but then u tell the truth and they get all fucken weird and shit. What the fuck is with that?? If u feel something about someone u shouldn't care, yaddamean?? I'm trippin due to this idiot and I have feelings for the dumbass. Well now he is being all weird and shit. I just don't know... I'm also pissed cuz the economy sucks and everyone is losing there jobs. In like 10 years we are gonna be homeless. WTF?? You think Obama could help us out. He promises this and that and doesn't come through. WTF?? But besides all that, I am feelin pretty good, and I'm having a fucking blast. I'm DRUNK bitches and I really don't care right now... So party hardy and keep it real. I'm out! PEACE!
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Drunk Radio San Diego
another drunk radio night in san diego...give a listen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  "Transition from Arkansas to South Carolina"! Part 1 Current mood:  drunkCategory: Life Dude's, after my divorce I've been lost for the last 6 years.  So after 15 beers, 3 shots of Jager, 2 pints of Vodka, 3 Twinkies and a Snickers bar with a shot of Jack I decided to go on a quest and I figured out it would be a hard one.  After my 16th beer and 8th shot of Jack I decided "Ohh well, I'll take a piss and we'll get this show on the road!"  Unfortunatly my water was shut off, so don't drink the worm...  So I walked to the door and realized that it's 16 below 0 out there and I lost all my clothes in the damn divorce.  Thats when I came to the conclusion that there's still half a bottle of Jack, 2 beers, a shot of Jager, 3 twinkies and half a snickers bar.  So I looked at the dog, petted her, and let her know I needed to take yet another piss, damn worm.  After I peed in her water bowl, thinking it was my bathroom, forgetting I didn't have one (damn worm again!). 
Drunken Antics
So. I had a long written piece prepared for you, but i realized the stupidity of it all before i posted it. It went on about how you can meet people on here and they be cool enough for real homie status. At this point I believe im wrong. Sure, I enjoy the random chit-chat. I love the voyerism to it all as well. But there is a thing or 2 i do not appreciate: 1. Pretending to be cool just to see NSFW pics.  -- Lame. I wont post any. I've only taken 1 ever. If i did have something to share like that, u would never kno until u saw it. 2. Pet names. -- I've been known to sock people in the face for calling me babe or honey. I don't dig it. 3. My own honesty. -- I didn't realize it would bite me in the ass like it does. I have feelings for 2 people on here -- 1 makes my pants want to fall off and the other makes me wanna get out and explore life. The hard part is how it's taken lightly. Im glad it is, but it makes the actual feelings cheap. hmmmm wait... that might not really b a problem
Drunken (again) Prodigy
The point behind this is to give me a place to spew all my drunk shit. Usually I'm embarassed the next day, so in this zone, I'll never hold it against you if you don't against me, okay? HeD   Ain't no more sunshine, just rain and cold sufferingGeneration born to die with their eyes wide openThe clock strikes The wrong rightsThe mob rules The second Armageddon, igniting the lit fuseNo turning back& every soldier is on pointReady to die, the confrontation coming, ready of notIt's on again, It's time to say your prayers againIt's not the end, just the beginning of the endIs it hard?Yea, I can hold it down like thatIs it real?Yea, You know I break it down like thatIs it rough?Don't even try to front like thatI'm on fire baby, a big dog will hunt like that Another day, another buster wanna battle meAnother mamma crying, now her baby is a casualtyI'm ready nigga, slice like a machete nigga, got fetty nigga, never spend it on Betty niggaI hit and run, never stressing to look backWhen I loo
Drunkmantalkin
drunk man talkin thay say he tells no lies n that hes lived threw it by tha look in his eyes yea thats just a drunk man talkin  
Drunk Drivers
When I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back, the boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'' The little boy turned to the old woman next to him, ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' She replied, ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it
Drunkpie@ Fubar
so this is the love of my life i have never met anyone like her ever i will love a cherish you for ever baby....I LOVE YOU
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A Drunkardz Dream
http://www.saltvalleytally.com/campaign/detail/202  Pondering the lightning strike at the chicken coop, the farmer reached down and had a bite of Fried Chicken. Jesus, golf, architecture, Four, and Fubar!   My Kids. Ashley Daly Emotional Intelligence   Mike Daly  Pure fuckin Genius   They inherited my love of words They are my greatest teachers Friday the thirteenth in Fu..... Recently I found myself standing right smack in the middle of life with my pants down. I enjoyed it so much that I just stayed there.   As darkness descended upon the land of Fu, I ran to hide in a cave just outside of Fu. Although I was by myself in the cave, I felt a presence. Then from the darkness came a voice like that of a female. "You are not alone."  " What the Fuck? Where in the hell are you?" I yelled. She continued " I see that you are troubled."  "Roight." I said. " What the fuck you got spirit girl, Night Goggles?"  She whispered" I seeth not with mine eyes nor heareth with my ears
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Drusylla's Boring Life. Get Used To It.
...place this is. Seriously. It's like a darker, drunken version of MySpace. I guess it'll give me something else to do!
Dr. Vanilla Bear's Works Of Art.. In Words!
Racing and striving, and aching in pain, Left in the dust with nothing to gain. Forgoten and buried by the ones you love, As if glad of what their free of. Pain nags on heightening the torment, Waiting in patience for the impending lament. Always suffering, always aching, Slowly minds simply start breaking. To gaze at the former love, Now nothing more than something to be sick of. To be led on a path full of lies, Always in nothing more than a clever little guise. When the flame of life is smothered in shit, the lifeless body is thrown into a pit. Left there to rot, only to be forgot. By ones who loved, & by ones who hated, they've been cast aside to be permanently gated. Even if the body dies in a peaceful manner, the body will remain like a bloodstained banner. Remembering the times of flesh & blood, only to de stepped over like a puddle of mud. Everyone agrees, life sucks then you die, but even though you do, its not your final goodbye. Night turns to day,
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Dr.3v1l:the Man
Christmas Time again! This time it's a little better because I will be getting a Real Trailer! Some might say Big Deal! Well here's the Stitch;I'm 6'3" 260 and I've lived in a Travel Trailer for 4 Years!! My last one is a 27' Fold out Prowler,talk about Close Quarters! Well my Real Trailer is a 1Br,1Bth with a nice size Bathroom compared to a Bathroom Built for small children,I'll be a lot happier! Now I won't be embarrassed ta invite someone over.
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Dr. Who
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Dr. Wright Is In
Ok... so the hubby told me the other day that I need to go back to school and become a shrink. Not a bad idea considering that I am the one all my friends come to when they need help/advice with a relationship/life problem. I do my best to give advice and be a good listener, but there are times when I can't do it anymore. If you are a friend of mine, you know I am here for you no matter what. BUT, if you come to me and spill your guts and tell me things that are going wrong...then you let me give you advice...DON'T the very next day be an ass to me. That just bothers the hell out of me. I try to be nice to everyone, but once you cross that line... there is no turning back...if you want to be mean to me... I might forgive you but I don't forget and my fuse just gets smaller and smaller. AND if you seriously feel the need to tell people that you want to kill yourself... that is just someone looking for attention... I know I have been there... I, if you don't know, was diagnosed 5 years a
Dr3w87's Blog
Well its my first blog here on fubar and I have to say so far I like fubar so much more than any these other social sites which are just bland and blend all in together. Anyway so yeah I'm a 21 year old male, I'm about 5'6" and 140lbs, hazel eyes and auburn brown hair. I work a lot ;( I mean like 50 hour weeks, but you know, work play and play hard. but yeah I don't really feel like filling anything else out right now, guess I'll just have to add more later, peace out everybody
Dry!!!
hello all you fine people I'm feeling a little dry here and I just thought that you would like to by me a little drink to make me feel better. I thank you early for my drink and it doesn't hurt to comment on some pictures while your at it thanks everyone love ya
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Anyone wanna buy me a drink im new in town xxx always up for a laugh or whatever
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Dry Country
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Dry Eyes
"dry eyes" my eyes are dry now, I cry for you no more. I've learned to get over you. I've shown your heart the door. I can move on now, even tho the pain is still there I can smile again, in just knowing that you cared. My eyes can see clearly. without these tears in my eyes. I can be happy, just to be alive. Dry eyes By: Jennifer Fischer
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Anger This morning I went to UPS at 8am until a little after 9am and those a$$holes still not have my f*ing package. I am so livid. Then I had to sit in traffic going to work-thank god I don’t have to come in the office again this week. But I want package so bad and like they close at 6pm and there is no way I can make there before they close unless…mmmm..no I can’t. Then two assholes tried running me off the road today on the freeway-I was so made I honked a lot and yelled a ton…hehehehe….. next time I’ll let them hit me My car won’t go over 70mph-but I don’t want a new car with gas at $5 a gallon And btw why aren’t people getting off the road with gas so expensive-I mean I haven’t seen any less people on the road at all with gas so high…aren’t the poor suppose to stay at home or take the bus now? Ha ha hah…… Back to wORK for a few hours then I am on vacation WHOOHOOOO THOUGHT THAT EVERYONE SHOULD BE AWARE OF THIS ON GAS PRICES. I FOUND IT INTERESTING. I ju
D/s
If anyone were to ask what 'Dominance and submission' is, they would receive almost as many answers as people who practice it. D/s consists of a consensual relationship that is based around a power exchange between two people. One person is the controlling one, known as the Dominant; the other person is the controlled one, and is known as the submissive. The submissive gives a certain amount of 'power' to the Dominant over their lives. This can be as simple as the Dominant telling them what to wear each day, or can be as complex as the submissive having to ask the Dominant for permission to leave the room. The rights of the submissive are not taken from them, they are given freely, a submissive is with a Dominant by choice. The submissive wants to obey. If they did not want to be given guidance and instruction, they would not be with a Dominant. Many new people to the lifestyle think that being a dominate is very easy but in fact it is not. There is more to being a Dom than telling
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Seems hard to believe but 25 years ago today, as a senior in high school, 4 of my friends and I left for our big spring break trip to Florida.  First time doing anything like that on our own.  We didnt have any wild & crazy plans and we didnt have a lot of money to spend.  We had been saving all school year and planned on camping at a campground near Daytona. We planned on leaving about noon but one of the guys who was driving decided to get his car repaired that day and didnt show up until much later.  We did finally get on the road about 3 oclock with plans on driving straight through to Florida without stopping.   The trip was a blast.  Hanging out in a car for that long doesnt seem so bad when you're with your best friends.   As we drove down I-75 through Knoxville TN at about 3am still laughing and making fun of our friends in the other car over the cb radio, my friend, Bob, who was driving noticed a bunch of police cars coming up behind us all with the flashers and sirens going.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GARY - Owner of Dirty South Crew & Dirty Addiction ALL DSC- FAMILY AND FRIENDS LETS ALL PULL TOGETHER AND TRY TO MAKE GARY GODFATHER BEFORE HIS BIRTHDAY GARY - Owner of Dirty South Crew & Dirty Addiction@ fubar BIRTHDAY WISHES BROUGHT TO YOU BY $Dj' BABY BOY${D.S.C } PU$$YCAT*PLAYMATE P!MP@ fubar "INFARRED"~~~~DIRTY SOUTH CREW 4 LIFE~~~OWNER OF DOWNTOWN BOMBERS~~@ fubar Thats Gangsta - Bun B feat Sean Kingston (repost of original by '$Dj' BABY BOY${D.S.C } PU$$YCAT*PLAYMATE P!MP' on '2008-09-16 20:20:58') (repost of
Dsc, Family And Friends Please Help Our Sister Lady Raven
MY GOOD FRIEND AND SISTER DSC MEMBER LADY RAVEN WAS AT DOCTORS TODAY AND SHE IS HAVING SOME HEALTH ISSUES, SHE NEEDS TO REST AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE AND WILL NOT BE ONLINE MUCH FOR A WHILE I AM ASKING NEE PLEADING WITH MY FRIENDA AND FAMILY TO STOP BY HER PAGE, SHOW HER SOME LOVE,RATE HER, FAN HER, RATE PICS & STASH AND ANYTHING TO BRING SO SMILES TO HER ALL LOVE WILL BE RECIPROCATED JUST DROP ME A MESSAGE AND LET ME KNOW JUST CLICK ON PIC,IT WILL TAKE YOU TO HER PROFILE Lady Raven~~ DIRTY SOUTH CREW~~I.B.I.C.~~{Fubar's Dr.Satan's real life wife}V@ fubar THANK YOU SO MUCH IN ADVANCE FOR SHOWING SOME SOUTHERN LOVE
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    This is the DIRTY SOUTH CREW The BEST of the BEST on fu     Before any new member is added here, they will have to add, fan and rate the profile of ALL members before them.   **If you do not see yourself on this list, please contact me for an explanation**   If you don't have either DSC or Dirty South Crew attached to your nickname, I will assume that you have left the crew and you will
Dsc One Of Our Own...
I am sorry that I have not been on lately and I hate to bring more sadness to a day that is already filled with bad memories, but I have not been on much due to the fact that my wife had surgery in July to remove a tumor from her spine and is now wheelchair bound due to paralysis. It has been a job taking care of her, due to the fact that our house is not handicap accessible. I will try to keep in touch as much as I can. This is a great guy that is having a rough time right now.. I rarely ask for much and have never asked for you to go to another profile for me. But this hits close to home for me, and i know the Hell he and his family are going through! Everyone drop by and show him some love and support. One loving word can lift his spirits.. And he will pass the love to his wife.. He is a really sweet guy and is struggling with a hardship right now.
Dsc Wedding
Dirty South Crew Wedding!! Recondoc and Jada are getting Fu-married in the Dirty Addiction Lounge! On October 6th at 11pm...10pm Central. They would like all friends and family to come and join them!! CLICK THIS PICTURE TO TAKE YOU TO THE DIRTY ADDICTION LOUNGE!! COME JOIN THE WEDDING!!
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D/s Etiquette
Isn't there anybody real out there anymore? All thse so-called "wanna-be" Doms. People seem to have become too good at reading what the other person wants and mold themselves to become that. I don't want someone who's faking being what they think I want...newsflash! You're usually wrong anyway!! I know what I want. Unfortunately I'm begining to realize it may be all a dream...an unattainable fantasy... Do you ever feel like you don't belong anywhere? That everyone tells you one thing...yet never act on it? Sometimes i just feel so unwanted. Un-needed. Out of sight/out of mind. It's a strange feeling...like being in a crowded room and feeling so alone. I know part of this feeling today comes from it being day 3 of gloom outside. The dreary weather always fucks with my moods. But another part is definitely my need to be owned...and my complete LACK of ownership! Seeing others happily taken/owned/controlled...collared. And knowing I don't have that. I feel like a
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D/s Help & Info
I was asked today about the rules that I set forth in My relationships with submissives. While trying to explain certain things,I remembered something that John compiled starting with 77 rules in 1992, expanding to 128 in 1996, and a complete rewrite again in 1997 while maintaining the number of rules at 128 for which the set is well known. To anyone interested I have added a copy of Johns 128 rules and some of the notations that may be of help to any novice or expierenced Dom(me) or sub.This is definately not for those of you in the "Vanilla" world. Now while some regard these rules as steadfast and firm,I tend to use them as a guide,because each individual sub/slave that I deal with is just that...an individual,with her own thoughts and actions that she brings into the relationship.Not every submissive is into everything,that is why there are negotiations,contracts,limits and checklists.(I'll get to those in a later blog).That way everyone is on the same page from the start,an
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D/s In The Real World
Our journeys are diversified, but our paths have led us to experience and learn a great deal of information and knowledge about a lot of the various aspects of the lifestyle. However, it's also important to note that even with all of this experience and knowledge, we're not experts. We don't hold degrees in psychology or human behavior, nor have we written any books or workshops. We did want to share with all of you what tidbits of knowledge and experiences we've seen, read about and gone through so that it may offer a different ideas and approaches of how to maneuver around the major lifestyle obstacles. It's important to note that there's no right or wrong way in handling much of the issues and situations we are going to bring up today. As the caveat goes "your mileage will vary" and some of these ideas may or may not work for you. In the January 19th, 2004 edition of Time Magazine, a journalist interviews a bdsm couple about how they love one another through a D/s, M/s relationship
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Introduction The term ‘Acid Test’ is an old prospecting term.  A powerful acid can dissolve most base metals in a matter of minutes.  However, gold will stand up to most acids.  So the ‘Acid Test’ was an easy way for people to make sure they had a real nugget of gold and not a lump of the ‘fool's’ variety.  In the same way, these tests are meant to be quick ways to identify fake Doms.  Passing all these tests is no guarantee either, there is no replacement for getting to know your prospective partner as well as possible BEFORE YOU EVEN MEET IN PERSON. Now most of these tests are designed in mind for a submissive female trying to sort through men claiming to be Doms online.  They are largely based on the many questions I get asked by my female friends still searching for a Dominant partner.  Some of them can probably be used by male subs as well, but for the most part, these tests are best for ferreting out male fakes. Vanilla males are usually aft
D/s Lifestyle
THEORY OF SUBMISSIVE SERVICE   The basic principle of submissive service can be summed up in one word: Attentiveness. Your behavior should reflect your attentiveness to the dominant's needs and desires at all times. Your role is to serve those needs and desires. Is your dominant about to light up a cigarette? Is your dominant's coffee cup empty or has the coffee grown cold? Does he or she need a chair to sit on? It is your job to ensure that the dominant's comforts are served by making any and all appropriate arrangements to make the dominant's life easy.Similarly, it is your joyful task to demonstrate, through your attitude and demeanor, that the dominant's needs come first. Your ability to devotedly serve your dominant is a standard by which others will judge you AND your dominant. Not only will your attentiveness please your dominant but it will impress those you meet both with your dominant's power and your submissiveness. In other words, you will be a submissive who a dominant
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D/s Online Red Flags
A "Red Flag" is any indication that you should steer clear of a particular person, either Dom/me or sub. These can pop up at any time, though most often in the beginning of a potential relationship. They can be obvious or they can be subtle. Some common examples might be... 1. Inappropriate questions or comments during the initial conversations, such as do you want to play? or what are you wearing? or what do you look like? or asking for your phone number immediately, etc. Such questions have nothing at all to do with D/s, but rather indicate the person is looking for cyber or phone sex. 2. Moving too quickly: if the prospective Dom/me or sub seems to be in a hurry to begin a relationship, or to advance it faster than seems reasonable or comfortable for you. Like if they want to meet you within the first 10 minutes online. Trust is the cornerstone. and cannot be rushed. Clearly, there is no arbitrary time frame, but most long-lasting relationships take several weeks if not mon
Ds Philosophy
D/s PHILOSOPHY This will usually appeal to the women who are mature enough to understand that intimacy is not physical...but mental and emotional, who understands the difference between power and strength, and is strong enough to be able to reveal to the right man, her vulnerabilities, weakness, and insecurities, so he can accept, cherish and protect them... There should be a Dominant. Since he (assuming it is a man that is the dominant, not always true) has the power, he has responsibilities to the submissive. These include giving her pleasure, knowing and doing what makes her happy, prodding her to be her best, helping her reach HER goals and dreams, etc . He does not try to shape her in his own preconceived image of what she should be, but instead helps her blossom into the complete and wonderful person that she is. He knows what is her best, what she wants, what is best for her because they have totally open and honest communications. The Dom should respect th
D"s Place
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D's Rants
I love Fubar it's a great place to come chat, and all that, but there are some people on here that make me laugh. for instance I seen a status change on a friend of mine's profile asking someone else why he blocked her without chance to reply! from what I was told by my friend she had rated him already before, he doesn't even return the favor of rating her back, she later returns to his profile not remembering who's she has rated already, because she likes to rate and help out friends. Well she realizes she can't rate him again so early so she ends up leaving him. so I figure from what it looks like on his screen that she just visits him and does nothing. (now I would say ok whatever you don't want to rate me, I don't care.) maybe he didn't see her rating him before because when you get so many rates I'm sure he's gotten plenty when on auto 11, he didn't see her early rates. but what he does is laughable and made me laugh. he blocks her after leaving a message on her profile :-O  
D/s Relationships
by Sergeant Major All relationships have both a domination and submission component. This is true for all types of relationships, work, and business, personal or intimate. They may vary in degree and change in roles played at any given time but remain present throughout. Even in avowed "equal" relationships there comes a time when one dominates and the other submits. Attempts at true consensus end in chaos, someone finally takes charge and a decision is reached. This may not be obvious on the surface but the dynamic is nevertheless present. It is an intellectual fantasy to insist that it not. In the realm of sexuality, either heterosexual or homosexual, this dynamic may be overt or covert. In its covert form there is no acknowledgment of its existence, accepted by the partners but not identified as such. In its overt form it ranges in degree from simple acknowledgment to an open willingness to include various degrees of consensual non-mainstream sex play. The partners determine b
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Dss And My X Is Trying To Take My Kids From Me
SomeOne please help me!!! I just got my devorce from my X the 13th of dec and I got the Kids, house and car, and my X is pissed off at me and called DSS on me and she is telling them all kind of camp about me that is not true just to get mty kids taken from me, I have 3 kids 2 boys and a girl they are 14 boy 13 boy and my girl is 10, my X is telling them all kind of crap to descredit them so they can not watch my kids for me, they told my 19 year old nice that has a new born 2 months old that she does not have enough expereance to wath them and she needs to give all her attention to her own child, and I have a nephew that will watch my kids but they say he can not watch them because my daughter has been exposed to inapropreate materail on the internet Aint that a bunch of crap, my step daughter was going to watch them but my X talked to her the morning of are meeting and at the meeting she said she could not watch them suprize there hmm, then I ask about my other niece and they said
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D/s Stories Writen By My Pets
"Today, you will be cleaning the kitchen floor. It could use a good cleaning so a mop won't do; you will use a scouring sponge. I expect nothing less than a thorough cleaning. Are you listening to me?!" "Yes Mistress" "I ask because you were looking at your nipples, not at me. If you are not going to look at me when I am addressing you, I could always blindfold you. Do you really think you could clean this floor to my satisfaction if you were blindfolded?" "No Mistress it probably would not be good enough, although I would try my best". I had been looking down at my nipples because of the clothes pins pinching them, I was wondering if I was going to be able to clean the floor without hitting one and causing me more discomfort. My mistress called me over and told me to turn around and face the kitchen, she was now behind me. She reached around and pulled me against her. This was nice as I was naked and beginning to get a bit chilly waiting there. She t
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D/s Tops And Bottoms
Sometimes you learn really who has control. Ahh how funny when so many tops think they have the control but, they do not realize that the bottom is the one in control. at any point in time they might use their safe word. But when you ask the bottom if they remember their safe word and they respond that they have no need for it, even when they are in pain and You as the Top are being careful of their body. It Makes You realize that You as the TOP are in complete control and the bottom has given herself completely to You. Nothing phases her. no matter what you do. And what You do to her makes You fel more confident and strong each and every day. Sometimes that's all a Top needs once in a while is to feel like they have the complete control. I feel that I can take control at any given point and have it until the time has passed and W/we return to the nature of the civilized world on the outside to put up the front. Even though W/we both know Who owns who completely.
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Blindfold The taste of fear is somehow sweet not completely real . . . perhaps anticipation of the unknown, the vivid flash of imagination low tones, words barely whispered against a straining ear by unseen lips heated by desire of a slave for her Master she answers with silence, behind the blindfold only her heartbeat speaks of her need as it pulses hot in her neck yet He knows . . . words unneeded, unwanted. hot flashes of pain, a nipple compressed by strong fingers air sucked between clenched teeth a dark laugh echoes in the silence the sweet bite of the clamps over turgid flesh, throbbing, aching satisfaction in her soul, fire in her blood hands held firm by a leather embrace outstretched from her sides like a female heretic on the cross what will He do? Giddy with curiosity spread . . . bound by the shackles of her submission and His iron control the warm glide of fingers over flesh masculine touch, the scrape of a finge
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It’s been a week past the due date and the blessing that’s been nesting inside me has not come out yet. My doctor made a decision to induct me. Well, although I heard a lot of mother’s before saying that giving birth is really hard and all that, I didn’t really think it’s a big deal… in other words, I was more excited than scared. They said it’s unusual for first timers to be really excited. But me, I just can’t hide the thrill that’s flowing in my vein. Especially that my induction was scheduled the night of February 13, I was thinking, I’m going to have the baby on Valentine’s Day! I’ll be having a valentine baby woo hooo!!! And then, I was induced! The contractions came every 40 seconds and yes! It’s harder than I thought. It hurts a lot, plus the baby monitor belt that was wrapping around my belly adds up to the suffering. I just couldn’t take it. So the doctor decided to remove the drug they put inside me to stop the strong contraction. They injected a pain killer in my hip,
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Hi, Bash me if you want, but this blog is going to be a guys point of view.  This is due to two men in my life, John Bias, and Tom Leykis. One I know personally, the other is a celebrity personality to me. You figure out which is which.   So, I begin this with Rule #1: Never Spend more then $40 on a date. Especially the first date, probably second and third as well.  But, the key to this is....make her THINK  you can spend more, its just you dont want to. This makes you intriguing, like...why wont he spend more money on me??  Its great when girls have this thought about you, it means they will stick around to find out the answer. ^_^.  If they never find out the answer, hey, they will stay until they do. So, remember, the bottom line on this one is, a girl firgures out in the first 5 minutes if she will sleep with you or not. NO ammount of money you spend on her will change her mind. So, spend as little as possible for the first date and have fun, she will sleep with you no matter h
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Dubai
    i thought if i come to dubai and find a good job, ill be happy and contented..... But NO, im wrong, my homesickness killing me here, everynight i always cried, missing my family specially my kids. How i miss them so much. I miss my life in Philippines, my pc, my pillows, my bed and everything. but here dubai, everything are expensive. im living with a small room and have an eight room mates. eventhough, its small the important to me is the cleanliness... imagine my friend, i pay my bed monthly for 650dh excluding the light and water bill, see, very expensive.....my food and my needs...ahhhhhhh sometimes i called my family to help me coz as of nont have job.....im still looking for a job here.... inshallah, i can have a good job one day.....
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Dubbz
This is the first of very little I suspect. I currently am wasting my vacation time and could not find much else to do except lurk on this stuff. I am in Phoenix tomarrow for New Years, fam and what not. Other then that be safe and hopefully there is something to tell when I get back.
Dubbyah-isms
"I think we agree, the past is over." - George W. Bush May 10, 2000 The governor's comment after meeting with Senator John McCain. Quoted in the Dallas Morning News.
Du Bist Das Beste....
THIS IS THE LYRIC OF A GERMAN SONG WHICH I TRIED TO TRANSLATE , A WONDERFUL DEFINITION OF UNCONDITIONAL LOVE I found a treasure...and this treasure carry your name So beautiful and precious…not all the money in the world could pay it up You fall asleep beside me…I could look at you all night long To see how you are sleeping and hear your breath Until we wake up in the morning You took my breath away again…. If you lay beside me I cant believe it…. That someone like me….have something beautiful like you You are best that could happen to me It feels so good how you love me I forget the rest of the world if you are with me I cant say it enough…it is nice to have you Your laughter makes me addicted…like it is not from this earth And even if your close-by would be poison…I would be with you until I die Your leaving would destroy worlds…but I wont think about it It is tooo nice with you and spend love to each other… Recharge my st
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Dublin Slang
Dublin is the capital of Ireland, and has been home to some of the finest writers in the English Language. But the locals often speak in a dialect of their own, and a visitor may well be confused by what they hear. Dubliners are often heard playfully berating each other! "Don't be acting the maggot," one might say to another. To which the witty Dublin retort would be: "You're goin' around like a constipated greyhound. Shut your bleedin' cakehole." "I will in me arse" Our friend may well reply. "You talking to me or chewin' a brick? Either way you're going to end up in a dentist chair!" might come the response. "If bull-shit was music, you'd be a be a brass bleedin' band." "And if brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose." A concerned passerby might be engaged in the interaction by one of the participants asking: "What are you gawking at?" "I don't know," the passerby might answer, "But it looks like a pair of banjaxed pox bottles."
The Duckmans Blogs
well. what a great time I have been having on my road trip. I been to cape hatteras via ferry boats, played on the beaches of the Atlantic ocean and watched fisherman fish from the beaches, checked out the lighthouses on the way and just a fun time. next stop was in kitty hawk and kill devil hills. seen another lighthouse and found a town called DUCK. lol got some great pics I'll add later from that little town. I went to see where man 1st flew at kitty hawk. the Wright Brothers greatest adventure. its winding down a bit as I get closer to NYC. will be spending a few days in Maryland/Delaware areas and then to new jersey highlands a few days. Tuesday I drove thru the Chesapeake bay bridge, which is about 26 miles long. what a great drive as I drive thru Virginia city in Virginia. saw a few more light houses and stopped at a wild life sanctuary and saw lot as of ducks and geese. well that's it for now hope everyone is having a great time as I am for sure. 1 month and 1
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The Duck's Release
Hey People, just figured it was about time I get my blog rolling. I know I haven't had the chance to come by everyon'e page yet to say hey and show my loving. I'm getting there slowly slowly so bare with me. Just wanted to say thanks cherries for all the love! You guys are the bestest! Don't know what I would do without you guys! Love; The Duck xxoo
Ducks
A man walked into a quiet bar. He carried three ducks, one in each hand and one under his left arm. He placed them one beside the other upon the bar. He had a few drinks and chatted with the ducks, and with the bartender. The bartender was surprised, but experienced and had learned not to ask people about animals they bring into the bar, so he didn't mention the ducks. They chatted for about another 30 minutes before the man with the ducks had to go to the restroom. He left the ducks there on the bar. The bartender was alone with the ducks. There was an awkward silence as they all looked at one another. The bartender decided to break the ice and try to make a little conversation. "Say, what's your name?" he asked the first duck. "Huey," replied the first duck. "How's your day been, Huey?" Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day! What else could a duck want?" said the duck. "Oh. That's nice," said the bartender. Then he said to the s
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just step out of your self for just a minute , and see what its like to be some one else. to no all ther pain and sorrow ther joys ,how they live day to day . then mabye some of us will stop and try not to say those hurtful word,s that we tend to say . just think if you would like some one to tell you some of those things that we us on others . just step out of your self and the world will be such a beautiful place that you wont want to go back . to every one out ther . my ya be 7 days in heaven before the devil knows your dead . and a little gaelic toast [ sluncha ] means drink well. when i die barry me hang my balls on a cheery tree when there ripe tack a bite dont blam me if they dont tast right.
Ducks And Resturaunts...
ok, so i finally had something happen that is completely blog worthy...so on tuesday night after the bitch was calling me satanic, joes came and got me. we went to riverside park in billings (as there was nothing else to do) and we walked the trails for a while...it was getting dark, so we finally got back up to the parking lot after walking a lot. then we just chilled on the grass...after laying there for a while and hearing weird noises, i sit up, and there happens to be a 4 some going on! its the fucking ducks! so after my stomache stops hurting from laughing...i decide those porn monkeys should quit their "fucking around." after chasing all the horny bastards away, we went up to the outback steakhouse. so we eat, and they have this really awesome bread...so im so full i start gagging since i cant hold anymore food down, but we have this crazy waiter that keeps giving us this bread, and on top of that, he keeps taking off with Joe's soda, even when hes only taken 3 sips out of it, (
Ducks And Rats
If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck most likely its a rat in a duck skin!Anything sweet soon gets devoured!Some peoples reality is in truth nothing but fantasy!The winds of time will always seperate the chaff from the wheat!You will meet many new acquaintances on your journey and of these but a few will become real friends and maybe if you are lucky one will become your love!Believe in angels,they are here you just need to know who they are,(I know one already,she knows how True that is)!To be continued as my journey through the cyber world continues.......
Ducks Top Redwings To Reach Cup
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Duck Family
Well, 6 hatchlings are now part of the family. Still more eggs so ....we wait. Impatience is driving me crazy! My duck started laying these eggs on June 11 and we are now waiting for the hatching. Momma duckie has been on the roost since Saturday almost non stop so anyday now....
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Duckinfruck
This is intense!  Do drunk peole actually do this?  I think i had my first epilectic fit, which is amazing considering my alcohol intake.  Ihope this gets easier, ifeel petarded.  Thank you fubar for making me feel stupid.  Am i in the right place? 
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Duct Taping Up A Friend
Duct Tape Or Red Tape??
So here I am.. a dumb hammer-swinging construction-type dude.... and now, suddenly, I need to deal with TWO different governments, immigration laws, etc. If I want to be with this beautiful Aussie Angel, I am left with two options {hence the title of this blog!!}: A> Pay someone to duct tape her, throw her into a steamer trunk, and bring her to me in the States! or B> Wade through the red tape, and go spend some time in Oz, the LEGAL way!! ~NEVER been good at paperwork, or phone calls, or stuff like that. _HERE'S the rough part: I made a bad choice or two in my younger years, and this has created a load of baggage that is, seemingly, too much to travel with!! _HERE'S where yall come in: I KNOW that out there in Fuland there has got to be a person or two that has dealt with this, works in this field, or that is just a hell of alot smarter than I!!! I(we) could really use some advice, some direction, some tips from experience, that would help us in our venture. I am NOT
Duct Tape
Duct Tape Is Not For Nipples
Growing up i pretty much had to pay for anything that my parents felt was not a necessity. Which was fine i worked two jobs and that was enough to keep me in dime bags and gas money. Sometimes it did seem that I was making difficult choices. Like, I could buy the really cool, slightly punk rock dress but not the necessary under garmets to go with it. And when i say necessary, I mean it. My first bra was a B cup and that was when i was 11. I have only moved down the alphabet since. I owned one strappless bra. It was horrid. It was a bright white, quilted number, so stiff that it could go out to the party on it's own. After consulting with my brain trust, which consisted of several flat chested, pot smoking girlfriends, we decided the the best course of action would be to deconstruct the current bra into a new, one-time use bra. We gathered together the required equipment. Scissors, weed, masking tape, and safety pins. The end result was a torn up frankstien bra that would make the ma
The Dude's Daily
I now have my first story on digg. Here is the post and you can digg me up right on my blog by clicking the little yellow button. http://0nestop.wordpress.com/2007/03/02/web-2obama/ If you know the terms, Joost, Twitter, MSDN then you'll enjoy my last few blog posts at
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Dude! What Are The Ufos?
"What are UFOs? Time Machines, with people from the future. Where do they keep going? To the past." What if there was no higher power controlling our fate or destiny, but instead a team of humans from the future, keeping time in the order it happened, never changing anything?
Dude...i'm Roadkill....there Goes My Self Esteem
Well, this is my first blog and I just found out that I am roadkill(which is just wrong on so many levels...who came up with that classification?) ....I have decided that I will not let this get me down because even though I may be roadkill...I am still afrolicious and I rock..so there cherrytap...ha
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The Dude Dean
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Dude This Is Fun
This is gooooood times. Am I a level 1 yet?
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im so pissed off and depressed im not pregnant like i thought i was and it really really sucks because like im with the love of my life and all i want is for it to be me him and our kid and thats all he wants too the last 2 nights me and him both passed out crying about it ok and yea im young (only 18) but if u only knew how amazing he is and how truley happy he makes me and how hes the only one i ever wanna be wit coz i almost broke up wit him but i cant even go a day wit out talking to him and its just like we were both so excited when we thought i was and not that im not its sucha huge let down i cant even explain it but its like i just wanna die i feel like i let him down' even though i kno its not my fault and ive been so snappy on him and its fucking retarted coz its not his fucking fault either so i feel like total shit for that and i feel like shit for not being pregnant =[ im loosing my mind like seriously
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Its saturday. i have a few things going on. I just dont know with who this evening. LMAO. a month ago i couldnt get anyones attention. Now i cant get any free time LMAO. NO complaints here !! i find it odd how every site now has a blog section. As if my thoughts are not spaced out enough LOL!! Its all good . nothing that a shot won't solve. So blog away. Soon we will no longer have an original thought. It will already have been blogged somewhere by someone.
Dude This Site Is The Shit
thank you ghetto you have me hooked to this site now.. im just getting started so ya..
Dude Seriously
Alright heres the thing.. if you dont like me or i dont talk to you or you dont talk to me.. delete me.. im gettin sick of bein on peoples list and you dont talk to me.. im the kinda person you have to talk to me. or i will just sit in my pretty little corner.. there are some people that have been on my list for ages and im just staring to talk to them.. just stop by and say hi if you want.. i dont bite.. lol odd but i can be a lil shy .. i but again . if you dont talk to me. or your pissed that i dont talk to you.. all you have to do is DELETE! OK so wiff all tha talk on fu lately about controversy..oppresion..loss of our rights,,etc etc,,i guess ive been in thought mode..i coulda made a fancy ass bully..but theres no need,,all i ask is u take 4 mins to listen to tha song...watch tha video and think... think bout it....a few of us lost our right and freedom on a website...a manner of oppression possibly.. i guess i jus wonder..the ppl in the 3rd world...where r their rights?...fu
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All i can say is WTF! Why do some people seem to think that its OK to say dumbass things like this to people you don't know. April ♥
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Dude A Lil Less Skank A Lil More Class
alright so ive only been on here for a week..i joined bc my roommate said i should try it out. a lot of the people are cool as hell. but some people are putting all their shit out there and come on now.. its a lil ridiculous. there should be a lil more class and less skank with some of the people.. LEAVE A LIL MYSTERY!! thats sexy not some of the hoochie shit ive seen. alright im just trying to give a lil advice. whatever u put out is what u attract! haaha.
Dude Check It Out
This is the response i got from joe rogan when i asked him about my comedy omfg this is sooooooo awesome
Dudes!, Don't Let This Happen To You!!
OK, heres the funny for the Week!!!.Enjoy! Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
Dude's With Naked Dude Comment Photos?
OK guys check it out. Putting a half naked buff dude on a girl's page will not make her panties magically disappear for you. Now if you are gay, I am obviously not talking to you. Now if you are a straight guy, why in the fuck are you putting half naked men on people's pages? You might want to double check your sexual preference there, tiger! In a nutshell, half naked men HTML on a girl's page will not make her want you. If you are interested, quit commenting on her T&A and compliment her eyes or just strike up a normal conversation. STOP PUTTING UP NAKED DUDES ON HERE...IT DOES NOT WORK!
Dudes Playing Chicks
Dudestock '08
EVERY YEAR’S HOUSE PARTY GETS BIGGER AND BETTER!!! NO SLEEP TIL BROOKLYN! YEAH THATS RIGHT...BROOKLYN WILL B IN THE HOUSE AUGUST 23RD! ITS CONFIRMED THAT FEFF FROM BROOKLYN WILL B COMING ALL THE WAY FROM NYC TO ROCK THE STAGE AT THIS YEAR’S DUDESTOCK ’08 ALONG WITH: ADEPT (WHO WE THOUGHT WERE GOING TO BUSY IN PITTSBURG) FEFF from NYC FLESHSUIT SILENT SON and hosted by the fellas in KILL THA MESSENGER. HUGE STAGE, LIGHTS, AND A BIG PA SYSTEM !!!!!!! WE WILL ALSO HAVE A SUSPENSION FREAK SHOW PERFORMED BY THE STAFF OF "ABSTRACT DERMAGRAPHICS" FROM MUNCIE. THERE ARE ALSO OTHER BANDS WHO WILL BE JOINING THE LINE-UP AS WELL.WE STILL HAVE ROOM FOR A BAND OR TWO IF YA KNOW OF ANY GOOD ONES. ALL PATRONS WELCOME JUST LEAVE THE VIOLENCE AT HOME WHERE IT BELONGS. FOOD WILL BE COOKIN ON MANY GRILLS, SO THERE WILL B ENOUGH TO FILL YA BELLIES AND GIVE YA ENERGY FOR THE DAY AND NIGHT. THIS EVENT IS A B.Y.O.B( bring ya own bottle) . THIS IS UNFORTUN
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hey nice pepole! my name is Magga..! sorry if I dont awnser you gays im not good at this :D but its awsome nice to get to know all these píps :D just whanet to say thanks for all the welcomes :D kisses and hugs maggie :***
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its amazing how many people can meet in just a short time
Dude Not Cool
friends? what is a friend? is it someone that is there for you? is it someone that will pick you up when you fall down? is it someone that is there no matter? is it someone that cares for you no mater what you are going through? -- yes it is... but it don't always work like that friends use friends hurt and friends in general just don't always care i can't seem to be nice enough yet i always get treated like crap i want to be a friend but sometimes i am to busy to do the things they want i can't be everywhere at once not at their beckon call i am not their servent i do have a life but no most don't understand this i get shit on time after time i get fucked over no matter what i do its never good enough no matter how hard i try it not the best why can't they see that what they say and do hurts me why don't they know that they hurt me they break me can't they see it no they don't cause if they did they would stop they would care
Dudes Need To Stop Stressen Me
Ex and I split after an almost 6 yr relationship 5.5 yrs to be exact.. been split now for 5 months... and the fuckkery starts.. whats the point in stressing me now? You wasnt concerned with me when we were together and letting ur cock slide up in other chicks u wasnt concerned about me when u was rollin them chicks round in my new whipps... yet now that we are done your oh so concerned with me and what I am doing.. 5 yrz it as ME who fed, clothed ad nursed you back to health it was Me who bailed u out when no one else wanted to look at u, it was me who packed ur wounds three times a day and yet you chose the world wide whores over a faithfull woman who treated you like a king.. you took the power that u were given and ran the streets with it thinking i would just lay at your feet and never stand up and walk away ..Your regreating it once again now arnt you? To bad for you this time. You should have been concerned with me way back when not out acting like a teenager on a rampage with a
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Hey You blast all day Soft and hard Ill feel so great Or end up sad In what form you are Your always to be there To change my mood With the energy of your blast Where to go? No where to hide Its lovely to feel the heat once more Hoping it wont come crashing down The air breathes life to all who accepts Just to tease but always to remember How blessed the day has been, tommorow always another.     Speak to me for your silence scares me Unsure of what you want Scared you are hurt Speak to me for your silence makes me mad Its hard to react, I just feel alone Speak your mind People tell you not to So speak to me please so im not scared Scared that we together wont speak for all the others who wont Your voice can be heard We all want to hear Dont think its not valid I want to hear
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Duel With The Demon
I found myself alone that night when the darkness began to surround me. Though I had tried to forget and run away once again the demon had found me. I've never seen the demon's face but I'm sure the evil does show. For he hides in the shadows all day and at night he follows everywhere I go. What is it that he wants from me? I want him to be gone. Why did he ever come to me? Why won't he leave me alone? I hear his shallow breathing and feel icy fingers touch my back. Why does he just linger there? When will I feel his attack? As I try to yell for help I find no sounds can I get out. Still my lips keeps moving as my mind continues to shout. The demon begins to talk to me with a hollow ragged wheeze. When his words finally become clear I suddenly become weak in the knees. "There's no use to run or even try to hide or think you can ever escape me. Together now we are joined as one even if you forever hate me. Some days you may not hear me and thin
Duel Time
hey people names kris and just thought id leave a blog sayin how much i like dueling and well i love dueling every chance i get anyone got a problem with that dont have to add me to friend list but fact is either like me for who i am or hate me cause i play yu-gi-oh i dont care savvi buds?
Due To The Climate Of Political Correctness
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES." You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS. And furthermore .... HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE." 3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY." 5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." 6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED." 7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED" 8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED."< BR> 9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE." 10. She is not a "TRAMP" - S
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READING MY BULLETINS AND NOT HELPING OUT .. I HAVE TURNED THEM OFF...IF WANT MY HELP WITH SOMETHING THEN YOUR GOING TO HAVE TO ASK.....
Due To A Bad Experirnce...
Okay, so as you get on Fubar here and start building points you click on everyone's profile and as a woman all these men start sending friends requests and messages back to you. Only on ocassion do I send a friends request. I'm really looking for the rates for points and already have some pretty special people in my life that keep me busy so I'm not looking to add to the dating schedule. There was someone that lived close by that recently started sending me messages which was fine. They wanted to meet sometime and I said maybe but wouldn't the woman in her bra on your profile mind that (2 pictures up one of him and one of the woman in the bra)? He deletes the picture and says it is someone that he thought was cute...hmm. So he sends a few more messages but no real chatting going on and definitely no committment to meet (I just don't do that people until I can check you out the best I can- it's not a safe world). So with no committment to meet, no real conversation ever taking pla
The Duet
AngelNChains How painful,is lonelinessan empty streetall that stressmy feethurt from walking in shoesnot tailored for meall I wish isi would be allowedto fly, and befree How painful to watchpeople pass me bytheir faces, gray, just shadowswith lifeless eyestheir facesjust maskstheir bodiesbut empty hullsnone of them manyhave ears, to hear me weepnor eyes, to see me cry In me rages a passiona fire, a torchhow I want to be possessedhow I want to be yoursyour jewelby your feetbowing just to Younever brokennever defeatchained but freedallowed, encouraged, cherishedfor being me in me rages a beasthow i crave to possesto have you crawl before medistressed, in pain, possessedby the only desire to serving meto make me happy, aliveto live the realityof dreamy ecstasy Those streets of dullness i despisethose lifeless, empty, shallow eyesthose hulls, cannot stand my fireI need to meet my true desirethose streets and skies I leave behindand just be trueto myself, my one of a kindand be the sea
Duffman Says....
...really sucks. I'm still learning. Please be patient with me... :) Thanks everyone! xoxo
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OMG...How F*&$ing boring are you lot??? Hmmm, its ok to come running when a person first joins up but then thats about it! Im not gonna act like some cheap nasty two bit slut like others just to make friends and recieve comments and messages or just to get the "ATTENTION". Thanx but no thanx....I dont need to be a web whore just for the attention!!! Lmao...maybe i should be a FAT UGLY bitch to get some blasts or attention.....roflmfao!!!Hey fat cows..how do u do it??? Ok...no messages, no comments, no Fubar for me...thanks peeps but no thanks..im outta here in 24 hours....would it make a difference if i joined the countless amounts of whores and dirty sluts on here and do what they do....im not a prude or nothing but to whore yourself to practically half the world...and most of them you dont really know..is a lack of self respect to yourself and to other women. Oh and to the girls here who r like that...WHY DONT YOU TRY SIGNING UP ON SMUTVIBES.COM
Duh.
Alright so I was wandering the dank and dreary halls of early morning fu and I see this blast up in the corner. Gag. Why do ugly people have to post their condition online? It's not my choice to see your face plastered on my computer. First of all, you are ugly. Second, quit asking for me to help your ratings... I don't come here for you to give me props or for me to give you props. I come here to hang with my sister and entertain her friends with our amusing banter. While you're at it why don't you uglies get together and start your own club. I've noticed that most of you have similarly ugly friends. that's good. It will keep you away from the rest of us. Start your club, Angi and I will bring the kool aide. In fact, why don't you take the kool aide one step further and spike it with something toxic (any appropriate poison will do) and drink it. All of you. Drink it. Perhaps someone will mistakenly think you're doing some mass suicide for your righteous cult. Of course
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I'M REALLY NOT GETTING WHAT THIS SIGHT IS ALL ABOUT. SEEMS LIKE A LOT OF PEOPLE THAT ARE IN LOVE WITH THEMSELVES. LOTS OF EYE CANDY WICH IS NICE, BUT NO, REALLY WHAT'S THE POINT?
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Dad..So many images come to mind whenever I speak your name; It seems without you in my life things have never been the same   What happened to those lazy days when I was just a child When my life was consumed in you in your love and in your smile   What happened to all those times when I always looked to you No matter what happened in my life you could make my gray sky blue   Dad, some days I hear your voice and turn to see your face Yet in my turning...it seems the sound has been erased.   Dad, who will I turn to for answers when life does not make sense Who will be there to hold me close
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"DUH" I had a blonde woman walk up to me the other day when i was on my computer, and she said: "I don't undrestand all this computer stuff" and i asked her "What do you not understand"? she say's, "Well every one i see that get's a e-mail they read and respond by that re; re; stuff on the same message". and i said "so whats the problem with that"? and she asked' "well why don't you guy's just start a new message to answer the mail wouldn't that be easier to read"? i replied to her, "were doing are part to help the earth". and she goes," what's that"? i told her ,"We are saving paper". she gives me a hug and say's "That is so cool". "DUH"
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The Duhhhhhhhhh Files :here's Ur Sign:
OK , I KEEP SEEING THESE WOMEN WITH THEIR TITS HANGIN ALL OUT FOR ALL TO SEE N SHIT THEN YA HEAR THEM COMPLAIN ABOUT THE MEN THAT JUST STARE AT THEIR TITS........ WELL, EHEM, HELLOOOOOOO DORKETTES!!...... QUIT PUTTIN THEM OUT THERE AND MAYBE, JUST MAYBEEEEEEE THOSE MEN *WILL* FIND YOUR EYES INSTEAD OF YOUR TITS!! DUHHHHHHHHHH : HERE'S YOUR SIGN! : LMAOOO!! PRETTY SAD WHEN CERTAIN PEOPLE ON HERE HAVE TO PLAY CHILDISH GAMES , TELLING LIES AND DECIEVING PEOPLE THAT THEY CLAIM TO BE FRIENDS WITH, AND THEN GET THEM TO BLOCK OTHERS THAT THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW. LOL THIS GOES OUT TO THEM........ HATE ME IF YOU WANT, LOVE ME IF YOU CAN! BUNCH OF CHILDISH BS!! LOL YOU KNOW WHOM YOU ALL ARE ( C.C. AND B.A.T.M. OWNERS )
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ok, so about a week ago i started getting weird comments on here about coffee like "coffee does rock". i've been getting them every few days and thinking, do i know this person? well, today i figured it out, i looked at my profile pic and was like duhhhhhhhh lol. i can be such a dork some times lol
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Dui At Its Best!!!
Now here's a hard core drinker and  one tough Dodge truck. The driver hit and sheared off the light post, and then kept driving about 2 miles to a bar, where he stopped for more beer! How impaired do you have to be to NOT notice that you are carrying a stop light? (I wonder if the light was green?) The truck was towed about 2.5 miles to the towing yard, with the light still pinched between the two tow hooks and the bumper bent around it It took several good hard pulls with a backhoe to get the pole free. Now that's what you call drunk driving!
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Dui North Carolina Style
DUI - NORTH CAROLINA STYLE Only a person in North Carolina could think of this. From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Kinston, North Carolina. After last call, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as som
Dui Ohio Style
From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in COLUMBUS,OHIO after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--,flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot,
D U I Oklahoma Style!!
From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Tulsa,Oklahoma after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--,flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot
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D.u.i. This Would Ony Happen In Texas
DUI - TEXAS STYLE Only a person in Texas could think of this. From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Austin , Texas after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot f or a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. H e sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and t hen switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the othe
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...duke Jone's 1st Blog From Hell ??...
.... hi fubar reader's.... i'm an old school blogger, viewer, and you could say just a perv??.... YES!!...but a perv??... long ago i dreamed walking around with a p.c. the size a pack of smokes !!.... looking & picking up on women and getting laided ??....with this small thing !!....well i have my black~berry and have a lap~top and use them too have sex ??.... yes some of you use for work or games i use my p.c.'s for getting my nuts off and i'm freaking good at it ??....i've live all over the world and these great united states !!.... and there are women all over doing the same ??....i'm not into little girls or kids i'm in to older women and maybe some slutty 27 year-olds or older!!.... i just love it??.....hope too blog and meet some women here and GALS if you are in the L.A. area and want a man too make you hott drop me a e-mail.... love you duke jones.....
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NO DRUG TALK NO RACIST COMMENTS NO LINK DROPPING NO DISRESPECTING STAFF AFTER A FEW WARNINGS YOU MAY BE BANNED
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Duksy Nights And Lips Stained Red
this is not an exit stupid bullshit that ruins me i am more than either ever will be hypocrites its too late now to do anything should i even care about it killing the dying can't see in the dark bringing round what should have been brought out in the light long ago now it tears at my insides bullying my brain hypocritical cunt i am more than you the flesh it sells itself while you sit alone i hope what has been chosen is what can be lived with no turning back now for either of us point your finger and tell your tale while i sit back and laugh i know something that could ruin you more things than i should have it, have it all, let the disease grip you i am the mirror in which you can see the shit you swim in HYPOCRITE liar, pathological fucking whore who do you think you are fooling with that mask of stupidity and filth nothing can fix what you have behind my back was it everything comes out in the wash i eventually know all should i even care but
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(Vietnam Family Tours)Breathing the absolute purity of fresh air beneath thick canopies of flora, along paths winding through hills and mountains sounds nice. Those interestede in romantic adventure should read on., During this trip, visitors will have many marvelous opportunities to record a peaceful short break from city madness by taking photos of breathtaking, picturesque scenes. Those who are spectacularly lucky may just get a chance to see the famously elusive "unicorns" that live deep in the forest. Pu Mat National Park, which covers an area of 91,113ha, bordering Laos on the west and spreads across three districts in Nghe An province –Tuong Duong, Con Cuong and Anh Son. It takes about three and half hours to get there from Vinh city or about eight hours from Hanoi, by either coach or train. From Con Cuong township, travellers embark on a long winding, narrow path leading to the Kem waterfall, one of two popular destinations for visitors. The sealed path zigzags through
Dull
DULL IM LOOSING GRIP AS I START TO DRIFT I CANT COPE IVE LOST ALL HOPE IM DULL DULL LIKE THE RAZORS SLICE ONE & MANY MORE TO GO SLICE TWO IM GETTING NUMB SLICE THREE IVE LOST CONTROL AS THE RAZOR FALLS THE BLOOD FLOWS FROM MY ARM IM LOOSING MY SANE 11/30/04
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Duluxdeman
just booked two tickets to see Ozzy Osborne live at the wembley arena london 19th june 2007 with black label society in support.so looking forward to it. dear friends please would you vote for me by leaving a comment and a rating thanks very much duluxdeman http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=176548&i=275742887 duluxdeman Expensive Gigolo 'What will your sex business card say?' at QuizUniverse.com
Dumb Shit!!
Akurit -- [noun]:An oral sex master 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com Ok, this cat lost all his credit after he spit the very first line! SINCE WHEN DID MCDONALDS HAVE LETTUCE ON A DOUBLE CHEESE BURGER??? GHETTO RESUME Rozonda LaQueeta "Pookie" Jenkins 2036 South Side Skreet Projects Compton, CA 11122 Phone: Cut off right now but will be back on by the 15th. OBJECTIVE To one day fulfill my dream of becoming a SoulTrain Dancer and, you know, just gittin my life togetha and stuff. I also hope to one day be the best cosmotologecalist in the 'hood.' SKILLS I do hurh and nails in my kitchen and I use my glitter and weave bonding glue for arts and crafts and stuff. I do braids in any texture or color; synthetoc or human hurh. EDUCATION The "GET YOURS" Home Correspondence Course, INC: Big Mamma's House of Hair 'N Nails 'N Fried Chicken 'N Stuff (Gradiated with honors for the most extensions don in a year's
Dumb Shit
Here is the good part of it all!!! Now she want to apoligize to me HAHAHAHA fucking HAHAAHA KNOW YOU REALY MIGHT NOT CARE WHAT I HAVE TO SAY RIGHT NOW. BUT I JUST WANT TO, FIRST AND FAR MOST APOLOGIZE FOR MY ACTIONS EARLIER. THAT REALY IS NOT HOW I AM. AND I KNOW IT WAS UNCALLED FOR. I HAVE KNOW JAMES SINCE I WAS ABOUT 14 YEARS OLD. I HAVE LOVED AND CARED FOR HIM FOR YEARS! WE BOTH HAVE HAD FEELINGS FOR EWACHOTHER. YES, IM MARRIED. IM IN A VERY BAD MARRIGE THAT IS BOUND TO END. I RECENTLY (FOUR WEEKS TODAY) GOT BACK IN TOUCH WITH JAMES (WOODY). AND THOSE FEELINGS ARE STILL THERE. AND SO, YES IT DOES HURT SEEING HIM CHAT WITH OTHER FEMALES. AND I KNOW I MAY HAVE REALY MESSED THINGS UP BETWEEN ME AND HIM. BUT I LOVE HIM AND CARE FOR HIM FAR TOO MUCH TO EVER GIVE UP ON HIM. I JUST CANT! I LOST HIM BEFORE, AND NOW THAT HE IS BACK IN MY LIFE, I CANT LET HIM GO. IM SORRY FOR ACTING LIKE A FOOL. I REALIZE HOW STUPID MY ACTIONS WERE. THATS NOT THE REAL ME! I have to blog about this, I
Dumb Pc
ergh i hat alergies!! bought sum painkillers for my back 2day... didnt notice had penaciling i it... dizzyness sucks :( cant think strate :( (i know my spelling sucks) stupid bloody pc does nothing but crash! god knows whats wrong with it! almost threw it outta the bloody window today, really pissed me off -.- oh well ran virus crap and adawear but no luck :( any ideas? please?
Dumb Asses
Dumb Laws
10. It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing 9. A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. 8. It is unlawful for a person to consume an alcoholic beverage while operating a motor vehicle upon a public roadway, if the person is observed doing so by a peace officer. 7. The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home. 6. When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone. 5. It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers. 4. You can be legally married by publically introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times 3. It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a h
Dumb Stupid People Tag Files Correctly
I need some help. My dad owns a radio station, so I am constantly trying to download songs form the net mstly using Limewire; and I keep running into the same problem..... IDIOTS!!!! They tag Knocking on Heavens Door as Led Zepplin or Pink Floyd, IT'S Guns N' Roses peopleI found Sweet Home Alabama once, tagged as Jimi Hendrix, don't know what dumbass did that, but anyways, I have thousands of songs on my computer of wich likely 75% of are improperly tagged, also causing many duplicates. Does anyone know of a good, FREE, program that can automaticly find the info and tag them correctly and delete the duplicate files?
Dumb Person Leaving All Ones
chronik_gurl@ CherryTAP This thing is leaving nothing but ones... guess jealousy is overcoming it.
Dumbass
Who's goin?? See whoever at the chameleon club on thurs, n crock rock on dec 4th. BOUT TA BUBBLE so about 1 1/2 wks ago i got my 1st speeding ticket. 75 in 55. in 8 yrs of driving my 1st ticket. then over this past wkend, i got me another speeding ticket. this time i was doing 110 into 65. lol. so now my dumbass has to go to court in jersey, to find out what my fine is n i guess how many points im getting. y am i so dumb!! lol but let me tell u, jersey state troopers are assholes!!! he was a prick on a power trip. all well what can u do, but laugh. hehe
The Dumbass Ex
today i saw a little girl that looked like my daughter. i miss my babies soo much it hurts. why is she doing this to me? why wont she let me be with my babies. i am dying inside without them. i would gladly cut out my own heart to be with my babies. I just had the worst bday of my life. It was the first bday since i got married that i was alone. I as not saying that I wanted my ex there, i am saying that i wanted my babies there. Last year I was working at a local Walmart in the tire dept. and my daughter woke up early and got my clothes ready for me on my bday, even though she got dirty clothes because she did not want to wake me...lol. She went and got me clean clothes as soon as told her that. My son made me breakfast that day. Ya know I dont remember what I got for CHRISTmas in 1998, and 2000. Why? Because in 1998 my son was a year and a half old and sitting in my lap as i helped him open his gifts. The look on his face was all i needed for my gift. Same in 2000 with
Dumb Ass Peeps!!!
Dumb Stuff I Ask
You scored as Slut. Slut94%Popular Bitch56%Goth50%Athletic Tomboy50%Preppy Girl38%Loser25%Nerdy Girl19%Hippy13%What type of girl are you?!!created with QuizFarm.com Ok, just got out of the shower, and it's FREEZING in my house. Sadly my clothes are in the laundry room and there's some guy helping my mom with her oxygen machine, so I'm stuck in my room, in my towel. I swear I'm going to freeze. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Had to vent. Brr. It's cold. Brr. welll im about to take some pics last chance to give me some ideas while the cameras on oh yeah they have to be good ideas...eh? so lets give this another try lovelovelove mandi
Dumb Laws...stupid Laws....
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Dumb Law Suites
Edward Ranset, Plaintiff, v. Linford Richardson, Terry Frizell, Ronald O. Loveridge, and Jack Smith, Defendants, in the United States Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit Edward Ranset broke into a house, tied up the occupants, shot two of the people (one of them point-blank in the neck), and then fled the scene. One of the victims managed to untie himself and call the police. Officers responded quickly and chased Ranset on foot. When he ignored their orders to stop, Ranset was shot by the cops. He pled guilty to numerous felony counts (it turns out he had permanently blinded one of the men he had shot) but wondered why the police had to be so rough. This incredulous criminal sued the chief of police and three others, accusing them of excessive force. The Verdict, Please . . . Perhaps demonstrating the need for higher juror standards, a Riverside jury found in favor of the plaintiff and awarded Ranset $184,000. However, a trial-court judge shot down their dubious decis
Dumbest Philly Drafts
#1. 1990 NHL DRAFT 4 Mike Ricci (C) Canada Philadelphia Flyers Peterborough Petes (OHL) - 16 year Veteran 5 Jaromir Jagr (R) Czechoslovakia Pittsburgh Penguins Kladno Poldi (Czech) - 2 time stanley cup winner, hart trophy (1999), 5-time Art ross Trophy, 3-time lester b. pearson award winner, 8-time all star, All Rookie team 1991, Olympic Gold and Bronze Medal Winner. He holds 16 NHL Records. 16 year NHL Veteran. 20 Martin Brodeur (G) Canada New Jersey Devils Saint-Hyacinthe Laser (QMJHL) - 3 time Stanley cup Champion, 2 Time Vezina Trophy, Calder Trohy, 4 time William M Jennings Trophy winner, 9 time all star, All rookie team 1994, Holds 9 NHL Records, 30 Franchise Records, youngest goaltender in NHL history to reach the 300 and 400 regular season win plateaus, 2 Olympic Silver Medals, Gold Medal, And World Cup of Hockey champions in 2004. #2. 1991 NHL ENTRY DRAFT 1. Eric Lindros Canada Quebec Nordiques Oshawa Generals (OHL) - NHL All Rookie Team 1993, Hart trophy win
8 Dumb Things Men Believe About Sex
AS PART OF MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTION I AM GONNA ATTEMPT TO EDUCATE SOME OF THE MEN ON MY LIST ABOUT WOMEN...lol...NO THIS DOESNT REFER TO ALL OF YOU..BUT MAYBE U MIGHT LEARN SOMETHING TODAYS LESSON~ 8 DUMB ASS THINGS MEN BELIEVE ABOUT SEX.... True story~ I know one guy that told me women have to take a tampon out to pee....no joke....my friends 28 yr old brother asked her if a uterus was an organ or just an "empty space" where a baby could fit....my buddy Dan (who is 33 I might add) INSISTS that the G-spot and the clitoris is the same thing...LMFAO..sorry dan..apparently about 99% of men didnt pay attention in sex ed...so here we go.... 1. THE LONGER I KEEP AT IT, THE MORE SATISFIED SHE'LL BE. um..not necessarily. Some women like quickies and enjoy that...longer isnt necessarily better...which is probably good news for some of you..LMFAO 2. WOMEN NEVER WANT MEANINGLESS SEX. Sometimes chicks are just horny, like you!! lol...Please consider this a possibility. Most of us upfr
Dumb Ass Of The Week!
Hey look. Everyone does stupid shit, and I'm no exception. So this week, I'm the dumb-ass of the week. Now let me tell you why. (You're gonna love this.) I went to the park with my sister and her little boy (6) Saturday. Well you know those things that have an animal sitting on a big spring? You know so you can sit on them and rock back and forth? Well the park had a big one that was big enough for an "adult." So I jumped on it and was rocking it back and forth until it was almost touching the ground. Well mt little nephew saw me doing it, and thought it looked fun, so he started yelling at me "I wanna do it!" So I got off and put him on it. He starts rocking back and forth, but doesn't have enough weight to move like I did. well he says I wanna go fast like you. So I thought about it for, like a second. And I grabbed the front of it, and tell him to hold on tight! (Because I was worried that I would catapult him off the ride.) And I pull the head down as far as I could, and let go
Dumb Ass!
So it's Sunday and I'm feeling like Shit! The flash backs from last night are pretty fuzzy. And my never ending struggle of worshiping the porceilin God are Wonderful! (That was sarcastice incase you didn't catch the undertone)But boy was I having Fun though! ..at least that's what I keep telling myself. So I went out with a girlfriend to a near by country bar last night to drink some beer. I said I had no intentions of getting drunk because I was going to come into work today. But I'm guessing about the third pitcher I had thrown out the concept of making it to work. So a couple more pitchers, about a dozen shots of rumpelmintz , I was apparently the life of the party. And so was my CREDIT CARD! I was buying shots for the table. I guess it was like 1:45a.m and "Last Call" was announced so I decided to close my Tab out! My freaking bar tab was $185.00 I almost sobered up for a minute! Na..not really! Thank God for Credit!.. So my lesson learned!..Only take cash from
Dumbest Stuff Youve Ever Seen
Dumb Luck
I got lucky. That is all that happened. I am just some guy who changed into something more than the self-important piece of crap I used to be, into an almost decent human being who cared. When I remembered a relationship with a woman did not have to be all or nothing, the ones I started to meet melted my heart. I saw life in my eyes for the first time in years. Nice. Then, you meet one that gets all the way in. I got to know the most beautiful person. The individual that changed everything. For all time. It was never like a fairy tale, but I did try to save her from a dragon. I put myself in harm’s way to try and salvage my friend’s life. Like I said, I got lucky. Unconditional described love, not just a money back guarantee. No pressure. None ever. Just compassion. It was never a secret, so it was never a problem. On good days, I still see the world the way she taught me. On bad days, I see it thru her eyes. As time elapses, the view changes, and in some way, seems to get better. Ther
Dumb Bitches :(
I have come to the conclusion (not recently, but you know,just reinforced), that the south is primarily for inbreeding, thus spawning ass backwards individuals. Oh yes, "Lana", this is for you sweetheart. You see, bitch, when you check out my profile, I'm gonna check out yours, and when you send your other dumb bitches to check out my profile, chances are I'm gonna check em out too. So as long as you keep doin' it, so will I. However you may want to go to the bookstore, if you have one down there, and pick up a dictionary. There, you will look under S and find the word "stalker", which you referred to me as to the bitch you had check out my profile. Sadly for you, I'm not it :(, but since you forever go around looking at mine and sending others to my page as well, you do seem to fit the description better than I do :(. PS, I love your profile name. I REALLY love it, that you are so threatened by me, that you feel the need to make your profile title ABOUT me. It makes me feel warm and f
Dumb People
Dumbasses
Don't send me pictures of your dick in my private messages! That is so gross and I was eating breakfast. Yuck. If I wanted to see it I would ask. I hate it when you go into someones pics and start to rate and then all the sudden it is private. I was just on someones page where every other one is private and it is dumb. So I gave up on the rating and left lesson to ya! Don't be a dumbass if it is private put it in a folder marked so. xoxoxo Are on my friend or fan list and are a vic please come rate my PROFILE. I need some 11's to bring it back up! Thanks..............
Dumbass
y do we love the 1s we do wats the attraction is it the way they act there voice on the phone the way they make you feel or is it the way u feel knowing that they are better off without you well every1 i think im going to take my peircing pics off of here just kinda to the point where im sick of having them on here so as of tommorow im most likey taking them off
Dumbass's
on saturday nite my cuzzin asked me to take her to another party and i was like after the last one hell yea ill take u and im gonna watch this one. big mistake on my behalf. i ended being at an all blood party , these niggas then stole a bike from a bum and hes drunk as hell talkin shit.so he leaves and comes back wit a chain in his hand talkin bout he dont give a fuck he gone beat who ever he can til he gets his bike back.but all the kids are 17 and under so im like ok cuz u swing that muthafucker at any of these kids u wish u took yo drunk as home cuz im a slide yo ass all over this street. so i take my jacket off and throw my gloves on and out of nowhere some body pops up wit his bike. then i seen this lady whos a friend of my aunt. the bitch dont know how to shut up so my black ass got ghost and ended up wit 9 people in my aunts neon i was already drinking, so how i did that i dont know,then i got this little nigga from the hood talkin bout we cant leave him at the party cuz its
Dumbass
So I've been accused of using a blaster in the contest I'm in by this idiot... L D C Who just so happens to have been referred by.. ~*~AnGeLHeArT~*~~*~ ILLINOIS GOD MOTHER~*~ Founder Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~ FoUnDeR Of~ * AnGeLs Of MeRcY BoMb SqUaD~ * ~ Check out her referral path... Most of them are freshmeat & only 1 has a salute. Prolly all of them are her. http://cherrytap.com/referrals.php?u=144590 Stupid bish can't even say it to my face!! What a pussy! If you are gonna accuse me of shit u better have proof & the fawking guts to say it on your "own" account!! Not your "fake" account. & for the record, I have been bombing my contest but I have 2 other friends in contest this week so I've been helping them out. How the hell would you know if I've been bombin my own contest or not?? You just sit your ass on my pic all damn day?? Yeah, that's what I thought!! I don't use, nor do my friends use Cherryblaster & we actually have salutes.
Dumb Things People Do
You know What I hate the most? It's when people make plans with their kids and friends, and at the last min change their plans to do what ever THEY want to do. You see whats fucked up about this situation is. You decide that you want you child there so you make plans to keep them longer then you are supposed to and you only have certain days that you can keep your kid. To make the long story short The thing that you were supposed to do you try to postpone. When the other person is told that you can't do it when they want you to do it they start acting childish that's whats fucked up not to mention you made a Promise to a fiive yearold child that you where going to do this on a certain day and you don't because obviously their parent doesn't care about promises made to their child that's not right. In fact that make the child look at that person as a LIER and I"M NOT!!!!!!
Dumb Blonds Anonymous
Dumb Bitches
LMAO dumb bitch wtf is she thinking leaving me threats in my mail......I'm having toooo much fun with her.
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The Dumbfuck Files
Dumb Shids
-clown- FUBAR HUBBY TO seX^X^X^kitten #464642@ fubar see this fag? I told his "fubar wife" some facts about herself earlier. We got into it. She then 30 mins later insulted me on a pic of me kissing Erin. To me that crosses a respect line that should not be touched(bringing someone else in on it). Now hours later this ass is comin to my profile "downrating me" (like I really care) calling me names in my comments. All because I stated some facts about a fat ugly piece of trash that feels that by callin herself a sexy kitten it makes it true. So, if anyone feels like postin some rude crap on this fags profile, please do. It will make me feel a little better. Thanks
Dumb Guys.
Ok what is ur oppion about a guy that plays 3 girls at once and then breaks up with all them and then goes to a girl that has Herpes and dose stuff with her and says he cant get it lol.
Dumb American
You Are a Smart American You know a lot about US history, and you're opinions are probably well informed. Congratulations on bucking stereotypes. Now go show some foreigners how smart Americans can be. Are You a Dumb American?
Dumb Stuff
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Dumb Shit People Say...
This was said to me hours before I was stood up. For about the third fuckin time this week. "In just a few moments, we will be covering the press conference from City Hall, downtown Fairview Heights. We will bring that to you live, as it happens." (OK, I'll bite. WHEN THE FUCK ELSE COULD YOU BRING IT TO ME LIVE?) (this was asked to my by a 27 year old mother of two, whilst I was ...well...doing dishes.)

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