dravendebrae's blog: "Gosh, Halo, The Debit, and Heck"

The Lard thy Gosh and his 8 bad ideas Current mood: amused Category: Religion and Philosophy The Lard thy Gosh came to Mostfresh one evening to play a game of cards and drop some wisdom on the young puppet tatting up what were to be known as the 8 bad i deas on his chest that he not forget these profound words. 1.)It's a bad idea to make up other gods , it makes me jealous and want to stab people.... like you! 2.)It's a bad idea to worship an object it makes me jealous and people will look at you and think you are just stupid. 3.)It's a bad idea to use my name to curse with cause i might smite thee.. not to mention that saying fuck sounds so much better its just so Gosh damned funny...oops 4.)It's a bad idea to kill people...thats my fucking job....see fuck is so versitile 5.)It's a bad idea to cheat on your wife casue that bitch might just cut you dick off or divorce your ass and take all your damn money....unless its Angelina Jolie , that bitch is hot 6.)It's a bad idea to steal....unless you know you wont get caught...but i will know ...and ill make you feel like shit....i gotta hasve fun some how. 7.)It's a bad idea to lie about shit cause we you will get caught and then you just look like a dumb fuck... i love that word fuck fuckidy fuck fuck fuck 8.)It's a bad idea to fuck your neighboors wife because your ass might get shot Half way through the tatto Mostfresh passed out cause he was a pussy ass bitch

Praise the Lard !!!!! (funny ass shit) Current mood: amused Category: Religion and Philosophy Brothers and sisters of the constipation, I am but a humble puppet of the Alrighty Lard. He who sent his only forgotten nephew Jebus Rice to die by the Floss that we might not drown in the yellowy piss of Heck but enter through the chartruse gates of Halo. Fear not Gosh the Alrighty Lard but instead, fear the evil dirty bad rotten fallen angle(<--not a typeo) Licorice(lucifer) better known as the Debit(devil) and his Seamons(demons), for they are out to corrupt and steal your hole. so let us bob our heads in prayer to Gosh the uncle, the nephew and the Hollow Post Ahchew. Rev. B.S.Shitalker