Fubar Blog Posts 4

Love
what is love now n days there is so many meanings for it n i dont get none of them cuz im alwayz gettin told im loved n everything but sometimes i wonder if i really am cuz of all the pain n hurt i go thru n since im alwayz bein hurt by ppl i love the most i dont know the meaning of love ne-more n wonder if im gonna be really loved n showin the way im suppose 2 be loved

The Park
It started with a simple walk in the park which led to a nice talk that lasted past dark.. as the time got later the conversation got deeper... the conversation ended with a hug and a smile.. which in turn led us to decide to sit down and relax for a while.. the relaxation led to a little more conversation.. which led to a little exploration.. as my hands wondered your body shuttered.. as I ran my hands over your hips I decided it was time for me to use my lips.. a gentle kiss here a gentle kiss there.. before I'm done I'll have kissed you everywhere... finally you told me to stop cuz your body couldn't take anymore... I then told you to relax cuz I plan on doin a whole lot more... you told me not here cuz people could see.. I told you the only people that mattered were you and me... cuz this is our world our own little kingdom.. and that before it was all over our bodies will look like one... then I told you

Nut Cracker
What's Between Your Legs? The little boy came into the bathroom while his mother was taking a shower. He asked, "Mommy what's that between your legs?" She told him that was her squirrel. Later that day he was in the bathroom again while grandma was taking a shower and he asked, "Grandma what's that between your legs?" She replied, "That's my squirrel." The little boy said, "Mommy has one too, but hers is not as grey as yours." Grandma replied, "Well, your mommy's squirrel hasn't cracked as many nuts as mine has!"

Picture This
Picture this.. Me and You alone in a candle lit room soft music in the background and rose petals spead all around the ambiance is set I'm startin to rise and you're gettin wet... Now picture this I pull you close to me and I whisper in your ear I want to make love to you right here! right now! but I don't just want to do it one time, two times or even three... I want to make love to you for what will seem like an eternity... I want our bodies to come together as one forever entwined never to come undone.. I'm already trapped in your lust and I now I want to be lost in your love our bodies will fit together like a hand and glove.. I will love you from now til infinity and I'll make love to you constantly... Now.. what would you do if I touched you here? would you touch me there? what about if I kissed you here? would you kiss me there? and if I licked you

How To Get A Goodnights Sleep
I want you to touch yourself the way you would want me to touch you..I want you to caress your body the way I would caress your body..start with your breasts and work your way down but make sure you're gentle as you move your hands around..cuz remember you're touchin yourself as if you were me and you know I'm as gentle as can be...now slide your hand between your legs and play with yourself the way you'd want me to play with you..now push your finger inside yourself the way I push myself inside you, and make love to yourself the way you'd want me to make love to you..start off nice and slow and then go fast and deep..and if you do it the way I do it you'll soon fall asleep..

Pregnant!!
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Bored...lol
i took this from kristi!! Rules:Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the following...They MUST be real places, names, things...NOTHING made up! If you can't think of anything, skip it. Try to use different answers if the person in front of you had the same 1st initial. You CAN'T use your name for the boy/girl name question. 1. Athletes: michael jordan 2. 4 letter word: mean 3. Street names: miller street 4. Color: mauve 5. Gifts/presents: money and lots of it 6. Vehicles: mustang 7. Tropical Locations: miami 8. College Majors: marine biologist 9. Dairy Products: milk 10. Things in a Souvenir Shop: marbles?? 11. Boy Name: michael 12. Girl Name: michelle 13. Movie Titles: money pit 14. Beers: miller 15. Occupations: monkey trainer 16. Flowers: milk weed...but i think that is a weed 17. Celebrities: michael jackson 18. Magazines: ??? 19. U.S. Cities: milwaukee 20. Pro Sports Teams: marlins

Breakdown
A blonde's car breaks down on the Interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Out jump two men in trench coats who walk to the rear of the vehicle where they stand facing oncoming traffic and begin opening their coats and exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers... Not surprisingly, one of the worst pileups in history of this highway occurs. It's not very long before a police car shows up. The cop, clearly enraged, runs toward the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What the heck is going on here?" "My car broke down," says the lady, calmly. "Well, what are these perverts doing here by the road?!" asks the cop... And she said.... (This is good...) (Ready?) (Remember, she's a blonde...) "Those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.

Dreamer
'All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes to make it possible.'

Proverbs From The First Grade
A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She had twenty-five students in her class and she presented each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. While reading these keep in mind that these are first graders..... 6-year-olds, because the last one is classic! 1. Don't change horses.....until they stop running. 2. Strike while the ..................bug is close. 3. It's always darkest before ............ Daylight Saving Time. 4. Never underestimate the power of ... termites. 5. You can lead a horse to water but..... how? 6. Don't bite the hand that .......... looks dirty. 7. No news is .........................impossible. 8. A miss is as good as a ................... Mr. 9. You can't teach an old dog new ..... math. 10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll ....... stink in the morning. 11. Love all, trust........................... me. 12. The pen is mightier than the .......... pigs. 13. An idl

I'll Just Say Goodbye...
Look me in the eye/ call me a liar/ show me the fire and gusto you've got/ I've traveled many roads/ many times lost my soul/ but I fought to regain control/ to become my own man/ and finally I can stand/ tall and strong/ independent all along/ I really didn't need you/ you didn't do much/ in fact, as I recall/ "I was just your crutch/ and you used and abused me/ just left me to cry/ but guess what bitch? I'm over it/ so now I'll just say goodbye...

Long Sex Quiz
Do you like it rough or sensual? Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both? How often do you like to have sex? Is sex a top priority for you? Do you have sex face to face with your partner? How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger? How do you feel about one night stands? How many one night stands have you had? What's your favorite position? Where's your favorite place to have sex? Do you prefer to make love or fuck? Have you ever watched porn while having sex? How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed? Do you get off first or do they? Do you like kissing during sex? Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quite? Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quite? Does size matter (for girlz-- dicks/for guyz-- boobs)? How old were you when you lost your virginity? How many sexual partners have you have in the last month? What does your favorite fore

Do You Belive In Miracles???
> Three years ago, a little boy and his grandmother came to see Santa > > at Mayfair Mall in Wisconsin. The child climbed up on his lap, holding > > a picture of a little girl. "Who is this?" asked Santa, smiling. > > "Your friend?" Your sister? > > > > "Yes, Santa," he replied. "My sister, Sarah, who is very sick," he > > said sadly. > > > > Santa glanced over at the grandmother who was waiting nearby, and saw > > her dabbing her eyes with a tissue. > > > > "She wanted to come with me to see you, oh, so very much, Santa!" > > the child exclaimed. "She misses you," he added softly. > > > > Santa tried to be cheerful and encouraged a smile to the boy's face, > > asking him what he wanted Santa to bring him for Christmas. > > When they finished their visit, the Grandmother came over to help the > > child off his lap, and started to say something to Santa, but halted. > > > > "What is it?" Santa asked warmly. > > > > "Well, I know it's really too

Lyriscim
Poetry flows for me at dawn; Spider in a drum, Monitors enslave dogs to chew on: "You-can-lip-this." I am the architect, You are the game master; Whole, in a sock, Like a sweater got snagged. Life's whoopin' my @$$: But it ain't won yet. Its only victory be death. Transversificationalism's Psyche'Lyrical health food, Ordered-on-line's: "Too busy for the phone?" Advertised' designs consume a child's mind, A cheap world's cigarettes make the beer taste better; Crowbars and rollerblades, keep'em lit and let'em lay there. Go ahead: ruin my life, I ain't done much with it yet. Consider it short-lived Made all you can, Unite the Serephim, A throne a thought away. Off to another beautiful brilliant beginning, Where are all the flower soldiers? I got time to pay attention. No changing the future due a chance for the worse; Life eternal does'nt mean you don't die

Playlist For The Week Of 12/5/06 - 12/12/06.
Anatomy - Twisting Depths Of Horror Atheist - Unquestionable Presence Black Witchery - Desecration Of The Holy Kingdom Bloodbath - Breeding Death Bloodbath - Nightmares Made Flesh Cannibal Corpse - The Bleeding Coroner - Mental Vortex Cynic - Focus Deathwitch - Dawn Of Armageddon Deicide - Deicide Deicide - Legion Deicide - Amon: Feasting The Beast Grave - ...And Here I Die...Satisfied Hallows Eve - Tales Of Terror Hallows Eve - Death & Insanity Hallows Eve - Monument Iron Maiden - The Number Of The Beast Kiss - Destroyer Kiss - Rock And Roll Over Kiss - Animalize Kiss - Alive III Megadeth - Peace Sells...But Who's Buying? Megadeth - Cryptic Writings Mercyful Fate - The Beginning Mercyful Fate - Time Noctuary - For Salvation... Overkill - Under The Influence Pestilence - Spheres Possessed - Seven Churches Possessed - Beyond The Gates Rare Form - So Ends Another Scatterbrain - Mundus Intellectualis Stormtroopers Of Death - Speak English Or Die Testament

Holiday Eating Tips !
HOLIDAY EATING TIPS ! 1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls. 2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. Like fine single-malt scotch, it's rare. In fact, it's even rarer than single-malt scotch. You can't find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an eggnog-alcoholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas! 3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat. 4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like buyi

Little Ralphy
LITTLE RALPHY ON MATH (Part 1) A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Ralphy. He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot." The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking." Then little RALPHY says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?" The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone." To which Little RALPHY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on," but I like your thinking." LITT

New To Me
I have never been in a more friendly site. I'm so glad a friend of mine told me about CherryTap. Like some of you, I started out on MySpace (my kids hooked me up on it), but I got tired of the kids games and bullshit. I'm still there, but to keep tabs on my kids, kinda. BTW, if any of you see something on my page or in my photo's section that you want, go ahead. I love to share. I hope everyone has a Happy Holiday Season. Hugs, Cindy

Pin Number Reversal (good To Know)
If you should ever be forced by a robber to withdraw money from an ATM > > machine, you can notify the police by entering your Pin # in reverse. > For > > example if your pin number is 1234 then you would put in 4321. > > > > The ATM recognizes that your pin number is backwards from the ATM card > you > > placed in the machine. The machine will still give you the money you > requested, but unknown to the robber, the police will be immediately > dispatched to help you. > > > > This information was recently broadcasted on TV and it states that it > is seldom used because people don't know it exists. > > > > Please pass this along to everyone

Memories
Purest Beauty of Autumn go and sail the skies, get some stars and decorate your hair with them lotus essence bathed in the moonlight for once upon a time Darling a teardrop fell... in love’s wishing well… MEMORIES... Memories are Precious...

Wow Makes Me Laugh
OK IF ITS THAT BIG OF A DEAL I CAN MOVE ALL MY PICTURES TO PUBLIC SO YOU CAN RATE THEM AS LOW AS YOU WANT...YOU SEE IM NOT HERE FOR YOUR PERSONAL PRAISE, WILD I KNOW, RATHER HERE CAUSE OF MY G/F AND OTHER FRIENDS ACROSS THE WORLD... SO PLEASE FEEL FREE TO SB ME AND LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT ME TO MOVE ALL MY PICS OUT SO YOU CAN RATE THEM 1'S. /SARCASM OFF p.s. SORRY EVERYONE IM NOT GONNA GET MAD ANYMORE. I FOUND SOMEONE WHO MAKES ME TRUELY HAPPY.

Fragile
I fall too easily, then end up in tattered shards of my former self. By the time I stand back up, I fall once more, and the shards remain. As sharp as glass, I cut those around me, spreading their vital fluids like rain. Never again will I feel the pain if I just remain broken.

First Flag
omg, i forgot to mark one nsfw and got yelled at, wtf? thats stupid, took like 10 seconds too, i didnt even have time to minimize after i uploaded. if you are that easily offended then dont look at my pics, grrr

To My 'arkie' Friends!
AN ARKANSAS CHRISTMAS Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the shack, not a thing was a movin', from the front to the back, The kids were in bed, I believe we had nine, The wife in her curlers, was lookin' real fine. A cold wind was blowin', up the holler it moaned, All seven dogs on the porch howled and groaned. The boys were all dreamin' of weapons and guns, for killin' God's creatures, there's no better fun. The girls in their feminine dreams were attuned, to getting those gallons of Wal-Mart perfume. The wife wanted jewelry, like rings with big rocks, I wanted my Chevy, down off the blocks. Then in the yard, such a noise did commence, like something was caught, in the barb-wire fence. I ran to the window, and saw pretty quick, the man makin' the racket, was Good Ol' St. Nick. You may think of Santa, in your own mind's eye, dressed in a red and white suit, But I've got a surprise. That old boy's an Arkie, our fair

For Everyone
Words Words, words brought our first encounter, the look into her glowing eyes, the caress of our bodies together, the kiss of her sweet lips to mine, the first I love you, the memories that will last to infinity, misspoken words took her away in a heated moment, and the only feelings left are from the memories of our love, and always remembering the words, the words not spoken. BT

Subject Not Sure
why do people who say they are your friends get mad at the stupidest shit in the owrld just cause u do something and they treat u like u are 10 when u are clearly older than that and can make your own decissions abotu what u do and who u do and were u go and they think they have control over you when u are just a friend and nothing more than that to them in the end they treat u like u are nothign to them and that u cant make up your own mind up about anyhting at all and that they think u are so stupid that u are a a little speck of dust on the ground that they sweep up and throw away ........ and treat u like u knwo nothing it jsut pisses me off than not speak to you casue they are pissed off at you for more than one or two reasons jsut casue u wont do something they think is right and u have your own oppiions and u are very open and tell people things stright upa nd not sugar coat shit any more and u are so tired of being pushed around by everyone that u jsut dont give a shit any

Star To Dark
Lifes a crock and then you die so why dont you just pass me bye you stop and stare and say how sad you must be so lonely down there in your dark little world you call a life so come up and join me in the light

I May Lose Friends Over This But.....
I may lose friend over this, but ya know what? I don't care, my true friends are the ones who will be left. I am not going to help anyone level up, win contests or repost bulletins anymore. If I take the time to do it for you, and you don't return the favor, well, you're not as good a friend as you let on to be. lets see how many people even repost this bulletin so it gets around....prob none. you want to show you're someone who can be a true friend......devote as much time to me as I devote to you

Everything Has A Gender
EVERYTHING HAS A GENDER You may not know this but many non living things havea gender. Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed,but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed. A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's oftenover-inflated. A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part. Sponges are Female, because they're soft,squeezable and retain water. A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on. A Subway is Male, because it uses the same oldlines to pick people up. An Hourglass is Female, because over time, theweight shifts to the bottom. A Hammer is Male , because it hasn't changed muchover the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have ar

A Master's Contract
I, (Real name of Master), on the (Date) day of (Month) in this year of 200?. ........ Do hereby offer this pledge to one: (submissive' full name) My Pledge to My slave (name)............whose mind and flesh are Mine. As I introduce Mine to new horizons, I will do nothing to jeopardize the mutual trust and keep her physical and mental safe............ALWAYS. Mine's emotional, mental, and physical needs and condition are My Utmost Concern and I Will Safeguard them No matter Who objects. I will seek to fill both Mine and My (slave's) needs, that I will never use Mine to satisfy My ego. I will Communicate and know My (slave's) thoughts and desires, That she will given freedom to express herself. That she will bear My mark on her flesh.... I will treat Mine with dignity and respect for I know of what has been entrusted to Me. Punishment will be appropriate for the offense committed and Will Never be done in anger. That I Will Not coerce in anyway, either mental

Dark Fire
dark fire smoldering within my soul starving for fuel to make it whole hot, searing heat within my veins needing to give receiving only pain dark and lonely it hungers for care someone to feed the fire in there dark and evil striving to be seen buried as if just a bad dream scorching me with silent heat knowing I will never meet a soul with fire such as mine a soul with passion as dark and divine longing, needing to share the flame with he who smolders just the same unable to speak or to cry out buried inside a silent shout do i have enough strength to try? no, deep inside me the embers die fire turns to ice in my heart crystals forming ripping me apart building up those icy walls protecting me from scary falls walls of ice as strong as stone protecting me keeping me alone content in my prison my walls, my jail making my own living hell no hope no giving why do i go on living? small embers of flame protected by ice

My Life
First off this is probably weird to say on here but I just thought I would start off by saying that I have a great life I have a good job and a girl who loves me...don't get me wrong I am happy that she loves me but I have put her through some rough shit as well as she has me!!! We are meant for each other!!! Sometimes we fight so much and it gets really bad and I feel like giving up and know she does also!!! But somehow we are able to stick through it!!! I love her so much and i wish she can see how much I do love her!!!! Baby I know you probably won't see this but I LOVE YOU!!! With all my heart and soul!!!! Thanks for giving me the chance out at the bar that night!!! almost 4 years ago!!! I love you and always will!!!!

Surrender
His touch warms my body, the passion in his kiss releases all my fears, His voice speaks to my soul and puts me at ease. I resist but only find that I must submit, to the one who speaks to my soul, hears my thoughts and caresses my heart. I tell myself to resist, but with in his touch I can only surrender, my body, my heart and my soul. I convince myself that I don't need him, but I know that I belong to him, I have no choice, am his, to leave would to be lost. For his touch warms me his voice soothes me and his kiss surrounds me. I swim within his passion and know this is where I belong.

Take Me
Take me, Play me as Your instrument. Fingers lightly caressing my neck Fingers pressing down on strings The bow poised Ready to touch me The moans escaping my lips Are the notes of our song. Make me Your music. Take me Maestro, Enslave me to Your desires My body is Yours to mold. Instruct me Teach me how to move, And tune me to Your will. Take me Care for me Caress and keep me pure Hold me close Touch me and caress my soul Entwine my spirit in Yours So that we never part Make me a part of Your essence Impress Your spirit to the core of me Make me Yours. You are my passion This passion, all I see My love all I trust myself to feel I search the world to find what Brought You to me, Master to my body and soul Lover, Mentor, and friend You alone have my heart. Your voice causes my pulse to quicken And my heart to open wide... Makes me long to feel you, Tangible. Your presence Engulfs my love like kindling. Your kiss makes my flesh dance Your hands e

The 3 Roses
the gift i give to you is the gift i give to no other the joy you bring to me is the joy no other has filled me with.... the Love i give to you brightens my day the love you give to me brightens my life.... the single rose i give to you holds the single desire of my life to be yours.... the single rose you receive is a hope that you share my desire.... the second rose i give to you holds the second desire of my heart.... to be your best friend, held by you, comforted by you and to walk beside you.... the second rose you receive is a hope that you will always walk beside me, comfort me and be my best friend.... the third rose i hold out to you is the gift of my complete submission to you, my power turned over to you.... the third rose you accept from me is your acceptance of my gift the gift i give freely without reservation my life held by you and only for you!!

Found
This moment in time is what i have waited for, It's as if i have held my breath, until You found me. Emotions numb, longing for release, Searching for the place i belong. i remember the start of my path, All i saw was twists and turns covered with thorns. Reservations rushed to the front of my mind, i moved forward one timid step at a time. In a strange place, i found you.

Always Wanted
I've always wanted One who saw my potential, One was in tune to my thinking, and loved me for it. I've always wanted One who inspired so much trust and respect that I could give my love totally and completely to Him, knowing that He would find it a special gift and cherish it. I've always wanted One who knew who He was and liked Himself. Who wanted a woman like me that embraced Him just as He is. One to whom i could give control, knowing and trusting that He would always keep in mind what was best for me, and us. Not a selfish, cruel man but one who accepted that level of control because He wanted it, needed it, and knew how to use it--and did it out of love. I've always wanted One who could handle my passion, not run from it or think it strange. One who understands that sometimes my needs and desires are so intense that they frighten me. One who enjoys putting my desires to rest. One who can take complete control of me, that makes me feel every bit a woman, and not ashamed of

Please Hear What I'm Not Saying
Don’t be fooled by me. Don’t be fooled by the face I wear. For I wear a mask, I wear a thousand masks Masks that I’m afraid to take off, And none of them are me. Pretending is an art that’s second nature with me, Don’t be fooled, for Goddess sake don’t be fooled. I give You the impression that I’m secure, That all is sunny and unruffled with me, Within and without, That confidence is my name and coolness my game, That the water is calm and I’m in command, And that, I need no one. Don’t believe me. Please! My surface may seem smooth, my surface is my mask, My ever – varying and ever – concealing mask. Beneath lies no smugness, no complacence. Beneath dwells the real me In confusion, in fear, in aloneness. I …. hide this well. I don’t want anybody to know it. I panic at the thought of my weakness And fear being exposed. That’s why I frantically Create a mask to hide behind, A nonchalant, sophisticated façade, To help me pretend, To shield me from the glan

The Master Of My Path
You reached out your hand, closing my eyes i reached to grasp you, You unlocked my heart, and set my mind free to dream. You are the words that echo in my mind, You calm my nerves and chase my fears away. You are my light that pierces the darkness, You show me the way, never letting me fall. Your gentle eyes pierce through my soul, Your Control makes me breathless. Your touch that molded me by your hand, Your work of art takes it's shape. i am your creation.

Submissive Owner's Manual
~ I need to feel safe. Before I can begin to open my submissive nature to You I need to feel safe and have reason to trust You. To let down my walls and give You control of my will may take time and testing before I feel safe enough to permit either of us to go beyond the initial stages of our relationship. Even after I've given myself to You fully, I need to be reminded I am safe with You. I may like to feel the thrill and excitement of fear and the unknown, but I need to be sure no matter how You stimulate those emotions during an intense scene or situation, I will remain safe in Your care. ~ I need to know You accept me for all I am. I will be many things to You as our relationship grows and I need to know You accept me as a person during each transition along the way. I need to know You accept me as a friend, lover, companion, and Your submissive but also accept me as parent, child, employee, community member or other roles I fill in my obligations to family or society. ~ I nee

If You Want A Slave...
If You want to keep a slave, You must show her Your strength as well as Your compassion... if You would be beloved by her, You must show her Your love... if You would be adored by her, You must cherish her... if You would have her devoted to You, You must inspire her gratitude... a slave gives You her heart, as well as her body she gives You her trust, as well as her submission never forget that what You want from her must be earned.... must be mented.... are You worthy of such a slave as You desire? do You treat her with the degree of respect You expect of her? there is such a fine line! love and devotion can turn to anger and resentment if trust is betrayed, if power is abused, if Your freedom becomes careless... discipline is not for submissives alone! control of a slave depends on control of Yourself... never lose sight of Your grave responsibility to one who gives herself over to You! never lapse into callousness or carelessness to one who has dropped her last barri

Empty Nest Or Menopause?
just had two kids leave in april now holidays am not very happy though am qiute depressed,and many ups and downs. have to call miles away just to get a laugh,but that really dont last long. hubby about to trough me to the wolfs.not his fault though i yell and scream lots , he just goes to polebarn and leaves me to my ranting. i ask is it fair to be going trough this all at once? they say life not fair, guess they are right. so to anyone who hasnt reached this stage yet beware of the shifting moods you really dont know when they are going to attack you. so just smile and think to self hope tomarrow will be better. oh to try to seprate empty nest and memopause because i cannot difine the difference. well enough ranting hope you injoy the info, because you really dont want people to really think you are crazy now do we.

Acts Of Kindness
At this time of year, we’re a little more sensitive, and a little more aware of the people around us. The season may even inspire us to be more kind than usual, and isn’t that a nice thing? I came across an organization that promotes kindness all year round. It’s called The Random Acts of Kindness Foundation. On their website they have all kinds of ideas for ways that we can practice kindness in our home, school, workplace or community. There are even lesson plans for teachers, and it’s all free of charge. The philosophy of the foundation is that as people tap into their own generous human spirit and share kindness with one another, they discover for themselves the power of kindness to effect positive change. When kindness is expressed, healthy relationships are created, community connections are nourished, and people are inspired to pass kindness on. CLICK BELOW TO GO TO THE SITE! The Random Acts Of Kindness Foundation

I Got This From Exquisite Omg, Thanks Girl!! Woot Haha!
THINGS TO SAY WHEN STRESSED! ............. AND WHO ISN'T???? 1. "Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you" 2. "You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing" 3. "Well this day was a total waste of make-up" 4. "Well aren't we a bloody ray of sunshine?" 5. "Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after." 6. "Do I look like a people person?" 7. "This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting" 8. "Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose." 9. "Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control?" 10. "I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years." 11. "Sarcasm is just one more service I offer." 12. "Do they ever shut up on your planet?" 13. "I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable" 14. "Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet" 15. "Back off!! You're standing in my aura." 16. "Don't worry. I forgot your name too." 17. "I work 45 hours a

Desire
Passions revealed desires sedated never once believed such pleasures awaited Romance claimed lost desire now greed no estatic long nights just fullfilling a need But with lingering glances on satin smooth skin through the night we languish in the erotica of skin A candle lit dinner alone to test our will champaine on ice inhibitions to chill A fire in the hearth our only light yet hold back the urge as passion fills the night Caressing your hair a masage designed to please your breathing grows soft a sensual tease Lips finally meet so tender and hoping tounges intertwine searching not groping Finger tips trace from your neck down your spine awakening nerves the pleasure devine Cloths whisper as they fall to the floor bringing pleasure in the skin they show no rush no hurry all night to take it slow A trail of kisses the soft backs of knees bodys aching yearning eager to please By the light of the fire two bodys join in an a

Finals Suck.
It's 5:10am I slept for three hours yesterday. I have a final in three hours at 8am. I have another final on Thursday morning at 11am which I haven't gotten to study for yet. So instead of sleeping after today's final I need to study. But I also have to work from 4-9pm tonight. I probably won't be able to go to sleep until after the final on thursday. But I have to wake up on Friday and take my last final at 8am, which I also need to study for. The moral of the story is Finals suck.

The Gym
Well its morning.... sun still has not risen, yet I'm all packed up and ready to hit the gym. Once again... didn't really sleep much.. hopefully after a few workouts my body will just go ahead and get the sleep it needs.. Today is legs and abs... should be fun on my feet all day after making my legs feel like jelly.. lol...later all

Turn Of Events...
A turn of events has happened once again for me! Today I got my 4 y/o off the school bus to keep till his dad comes to pick him up. As most of you know, my youngest son lives with my ex due to certain reasons I won't go into. But as you most all also know, I have had a really hard time living with that decision to let him go live there. Not that its bad in any way. It has actually helped since my other two have so many issues to get through and that in itself makes it hard for me to get by with all the stress from day to day. Anyway, when he came in tonight, he talked to my son for a few mins while he was helping mommy decorate the christmas tree. He took pride in where he put the decorations on the tree too btw :) Anyway, I was still putting lights on the tree when my ex came, and I was letting my son put at least a few things on the tree before he had to go, when my ex asked if we could go talk somewhere. Now usually when we need to "talk" it means he is upset at something that I hav

This Was Just Rude
I normally do not complain about people on here, but this guy was rude to me and i just want people to know. And I understand now why he doesn't have any friends, but I don't understand why he is on Cherrytap. This guy BOB, stopped by my page, so I went to his page and rated him, and sent a request to be friends. He then sends me a shout stating sorry i do not add ppl i dont know or never talked to, sorry goodbye. i i responded by okay sorry i even asked, was just trying to be nice since you stopped by my page, so next time do not stop by people's pages if you don't want to talk to them. I don't know, maybe he just caught me too early in morning and i haven't had enough coffee or what, but anyways i blocked him now because he just pissed me off. bob@ CherryTAP

Midweek Madness
If a man will begin with certainties, he shall end in doubts; but if he will be content to begin with doubts he shall end in certainties.- Sir Francis Bacon Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather The world's as ugly as sin, and almost as delightful - Frederick Locker-Lampson

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wanted my hair done for my christmas party, and you would think that having it booked 2 months in advance would be enough time for my hairdresser to get the hairdye she needed to do it. Sadly, they didn't, and I left the hairdressers really rather miffed. This was on Saturday, just 3 days before the works Christmas do. On Sunday I managed to get a consultation with a new hairdresser's in town, and although they couldn't do the colour I wanted, they 'lifted my hair colour for me so that I could apply the correct hair dye myself, which I have at home. Needless to say, I haven't actually done anything else with it, except wash and style it last night. No-one at work recognised me at first, and they all thought it looked great :) So I think I'll be staying blonde for a while to come yet ;) Look out for new pics soon!!

Personalized Pics & Comments
Dec. 13, 2006 Good Morning All, After having browsed hundreds of profiles, chatted with many, made friends with some, I have noticed something. A lot of people have Personalized Pics or Sayings they leave in comments to friends. Now we all know there is some awesome tags out there that can be used.The only problem is they are so generic and lack originality. With the help of a few of my friends here I have learned how to Personalize Pics and Comments. So now I want ot as they say Pay It Forward. If anyone would like a pic or a comment done I will be glad to do it. Yeah I bet you are sitting there wondering why right? Well it's like this... I do it simply because it's fun, I love being creative, and what nice gift to share with friends. I don't charge for doing it so it's not like I am making a living off it. All I do ask is that you allow me to display it for a little while. So why not join the rest of those with special pics? If you would like one done just con

Are You From Ohio?
Are You From OHIO ?? After several decades of living in Ohio, I know how to be an Ohioan. While I was learning, written guidelines would have been helpful. So I've written some to assist others: 1. Know the State casserole. The State casserole consists of canned green beans, Campbell's cream of mushroom soup and dried onions. You can safely take this casserole to any social event and know that you will be accepted. In fact, Neil Armstrong almost took this casserole to the moon in case he encountered alien life there. NASA nixed the plan out of concern that the casserole would overburden the Apollo rocket at lift-off. 2. Get used to food festivals. The Ohio General Assembly, in an effort to grow bigger offensive linemen, passed legislation years ago requiring every incorporated community to have at least one festival per year dedicated to food. Thus, Sugarcreek honors Swiss cheese, Troy delights in Strawberries, Waynesville has sauerkraut, Bucyrus has a b

Think My Daughter Tried This On Me..
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?" The mother says, "It's my daughter, Debbie. She keeps getting these cravings, she's putting on weight, and is sick most mornings." The doctor gives Debbie a good examination, then turns to the mother and says, "Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but your Debbie is pregnant - about 4 months, would be my guess." The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can't be, she has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you, Debbie?" Debbie says, "No mother! I've never even kissed a man!" The doctor walked over to the window and just stares out it. About five minutes pass and finally the mother says, "Is there something wrong out there doctor?" The doctor replies, "No, not really, it's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill. I'll be darned if I'm going to miss it this time!"

13
Unlucky for some. Why 13 is famous as Unlucky? Alexander wanted to be a God and accordingly made a 13th statue on the place of his capital. He died and people considered that his will to be a 13th God (12 gods, one for each month were known) was the reason of his death. After that this number was considered as unlucky. According to historians, there were 13 people at Christ's Last Supper and Christ was crucified on Friday 13th. So, Friday 13th is considered as Unlucky. What did YOU get in the 13th window? Black Cat? Single Magpie? Mirror Cracked? Or a Chocolate Body Paint

Me
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Rainbows
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin. ~anonymous~

Day 3 So Far So Good!
so far so good ..today is day 3, been putting in my traz by trail and error! more error than ever LOL! well, am still a roadkill..and still cant rate or become someone's fan ....gosh! how long do i still have to be a roadkill! tried referring friends over here lol to lure in some cherry points but no avail..geeess... so, gonna rest awhile and hop to the movies wth me boys for the preview of "eragon" something about a Dragon..hopefully I dont fall asleep and let the Dragon fire up my Butt!!!!!

Contest Commets
These are the most current contest going on here that I found in my bulletins. They all win by commets well duh? If I go and bomb each of these contest and post all the commets I can make about 220 commets on each before my commets run out. Yet each day the same bulletins float by in my bulletins COMMET BOMB ME Well what about the other friends that I have and want to say hello to? This would take all day to just commet on the same pic time after time some of you do it. I know but really can't we find a better way to be in a contest without all the begging for votes just keep the bulletin going with all the people in it maybe it will get to more people. And all this whining like a baby I helped you and got my friends to help you and now you want help me. WELL WILL YOU PLEASE TELL ME HOW THE HELL I AM SUPPOSED TO HELP EVERYBODY OUT ALL THE TIME AND STILL FIND TIME FOR MYSELF. sexy older man contest The Best Childs Christmas Tag Contest ANGEL CONTEST......

Thermostats...
I'm never going to figure mine out! Sometimes it can be 50 degrees outside, and I have it on heat to 68 and it gets hot as hell in here. Other times that same situation ends up being freezing as f*ck! The A/C is only a little more consistent...

Dear Santa
Dear Santa, I've written you for three years now asking for a fire truck. Please, I really really want a fire truck this year! Love, Joey Dear Joey, Let me make it up to you. Christmas Eve, while you sleep, I'm gonna torch your house. You'll have more fire trucks than you'll know what to do with. - Santa Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do. Love, Teddy Dear Teddy, What, and ruin that hot affair your dad's still having with the babysitter? He's banging her like a screen door in a hurricane, son! Let me get you some nice Legos instead. - Santa Dear Santa, I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots or your reindeer outside the backdoor. Love, Susan Dear Susan, Milk gives me the shits and carrots make the deer fart in my face. You want to be a kiss-ass? Leave me a glass of Chivas Regal and so

If You Have Kids.....repost This
the only one i turly loved in the world has been taken from me by a cold heart bitch.....i hate to call my ex wife.....if you have kids or know someone whos lost there heart and soul repost this!!!!! i will love my little girl till my every last breath!!! Cool Slideshows

Ways To Help Deployed Troops
http://www.clermontyellow.accountsupport.com/flash/UntilThen.swf During the holiday season, I hope everyone will keep our troops who are deployed and their families in your thoughts and prayers. I know that the war in Iraq is an extremely controversial topic these days, but whether you support the war or not, our soldiers deserve our respect and our support. Unfortunately, because of the war controversy and many peoples dislike of the situation in Iraq, this contempt gets placed on our troops and they are coming home to a country that no longer shows support and thanks to them for the service they provide. We take many things for granted in this country, including our freedom, which we would not have if it was not for our fathers and grandfathers, etc., and which we won't have in the future if it wasn't for those who selflessly volunteer to serve their country. Please remember that it is the people that we elect (which I hope EVERYONE voted) who decide for these men and women

One Special Horse
Most horse lovers have a special horse who defines their life. It could be a fuzzy pony from a summer vacation or a quirky rascal, that once reformed, becomes a soul mate. Such special horses not only give meaning to our lives, but in many instances, enrich our existence with passion, perseverance and a will to meet the next day. They must be cherished because like the ever-changing seasons, they are with us in full bloom for what seems like the briefest of moments, and then they are gone.

I Am 2
I AM I AM LOVED I AM BEAUTIFUL I AM SEXY I HAVE BIG THIGHS I HAVE BIG HIPS I HAVE LOTS OF CURVES AND SEXY FULL LIPS I AM A WOMAN I AM A FRIEND I AM A LOVER I HAVE ALL I NEED DEEP WITH IN I CAN HOLD MY HEAD UP HIGH I CAN AND WILL LOOK YOU IN THE EYES I WILL NOT LOOK DOWN AT THE GROUND WHEN YOU WALK BY I AM NOT ASHAMED OF MY SIZE I AM NOT A SIZE I AM NOT A WEIGHT I AM A BBW…. AND PROUD OF IT!!!! I AM… By Candi Fox 08/15/05

Riddle ( Women Are A Riddle Also...)
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Michael J. Fox has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. The Pope has one but doesn't use it. Clinton uses his all the time. Bush is one Mickey Mouse has an unusual one. Liberace never used his on women. Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his. Cher claims that she took on 3. We never saw Lucy use Desi's. What is it? Answer below! (this is pretty good) . The answer is: "A Last Name."

Ways To Help Our Deployed Troops!
http://www.clermontyellow.accountsupport.com/flash/UntilThen.swf During the holiday season, I hope everyone will keep our troops who are deployed and their families in your thoughts and prayers. I know that the war in Iraq is an extremely controversial topic these days, but whether you support the war or not, our soldiers deserve our respect and our support. Unfortunately, because of the war controversy and many peoples dislike of the situation in Iraq, this contempt gets placed on our troops and they are coming home to a country that no longer shows support and thanks to them for the service they provide. We take many things for granted in this country, including our freedom, which we would not have if it was not for our fathers and grandfathers, etc., and which we won't have in the future if it wasn't for those who selflessly volunteer to serve their country. Please remember that it is the people that we elect (which I hope EVERYONE voted) who decide for these men and women

A Letter From Starzhaloz To All
I write this with a heavy heart. I want you all to understand a few things..I have closed the Welcome Committee and I am no longer part of the Family. I feel a great need to disassociate myself from the family. Some of you know the reasons why. Some say it makes no sense, others sit in bewilderment.. Some say closing the Welcome lounge does not break a family and I agree . But disloyalty, mistrust, disrespect,deception does!. Most of the people that became part of our family were my friends. Many met others and the family grew.. Soon we were a few hundred. For the most part it was a really nice family. Our religion is based on unity, kindness and love. Our motto. "Harm None" I Have lived that all of my life. I have been taught not to judge. Not to disrespect or lie. I enter a family who claimed to live by the same rules. The reason I am so well liked and respected is because I do abide by my teachings. I treat all the way I wish to be treated. Now in the midst of the game, the

Ammunition For A Home Defense Shotgun.
Taken from: http://www.tacticalshotgun.ca/ballistics_shotgun.html Shotgun Terminal Ballistics Introduction Terminal ballistics is the study of the interaction between penetrating projectiles and body tissues. Evolving in tandem with small arms development, most of our current understanding of terminal ballistics has come from the hard work of dedicated trauma surgeons, starting with Dr. Emile T. Kocher's groundbreaking work towards the end of the 18th century up to contemporary times with Dr. Martin L Fackler. Unfortunately, much of their work is relatively difficult if not impossible for the general public to access. For the most part, the science of wound ballistics has focused on military small arms ammunition (ie: centerfire rifle ammunition in common military calibers such as 5.56 NATO, 7.62 NATO) and pistol ammunition (such as the ubiquitous 9mm, .40S&W, and .45ACP). Shotgun wound ballistics seem to have been somewhat neglected in the available literature; somthing t

What Santa Wishes He Could Say
What Santa really wants to say after all these years... Dear Santa, I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer. yer Frend, BiLLy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a friggin' book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell! Santa ____________________________________________________ Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody! Love, Sarah Dear Sarah, Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? Santa ____________________________________________________ Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do? Love, Teddy Dear Teddy, Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a

Politically Correct
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES." You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS And furthermore.. HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE." 3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY." 5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." 6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED." 7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED." 8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED." 9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE." 10. She is not

Help My Only Child Out!! Lol Woo Hoo
/photobucket.com/" target="_blank"> SHADOW SENDS EVERYBODY PUPPY LOVE EVEN IF YOU DON'T VOTE FOR HIM 'CAUSE HE ROLLS LIKE THAT!! HERES THE LINK TO VOTE FOR HIM http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=101621&i=3652795701

Teams That I Like
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Bad Boys Love Em Or Leave Em!!!
What causes bad boys to treat women like shit? I don't know, but here are some thoughts. They do it because they can. They have no need to treat women well because they have an endless supply. They are gifted with qualities that women admire, so they're never without a woman, no matter how bad they treat them. Nice guys usually don't have the charisma women flock to with a snap like Fonzie, so they value and appreciate them more. Still, why doesn't their own internal sense of right and wrong tell them it's wrong to treat women this way? Or why didn't their mother teach them? They probably are aware on some level that it's wrong, but the rewards they get from it outweigh any twinge of conscience they feel. What are the rewards then? For men, having beautiful women is a status symbol. Men admire and respect the man who not only has lots of women but who manipulates them and controls them and disregards them. To have a cavalier attitude toward your trophy only makes men admire and en

Genesis-misunderstanding
There must be some misunderstanding There must be some kind of mistake I waited in the rain for hours And you were late Now it's not like me to say the right thing But you could've called to let me know I checked your number twice, don't understand it So I went home Well I'd been waiting for this weekend I thought that maybe we could see a show Never dreamed I'd have this feeling Oh but seeing you is believing That's why I don't know why You didn't show up that night There must be some misunderstanding There must be some kind of mistake I was waiting in the rain for hours And you were late Since then I've been running around trying to find you I went to the places that we always go I rang your home but got no answer Jumped in my car, I went round there Still don't believe it He was just leaving There must be some misunderstanding There must be some kind of mistake... ---------------- Genesis - MisunderstandingMusic Code provided by Song2Play.Com

Great White Pussy
I first met her in the grocery story. She was so sexy. Classy lady with a body like a goddess. Her white complexion gorgeous to me. From her nice size breast to her well kept feet she had my attention. My dick immediately stood at attention. This was kind of emmbarassing cause this was suppose to be a quick in and out run to the store so I had on sweats with no draws, so naturally my big black cock poked out of my sean john sweats slitely giving away my thoughts but the baggyness from my tee shirt helped me out a little. She spoke first asking me the basic question I get when I go out, "How tall are you?". I responded" I'm six foot nine." Her eyes lit up. "That is really tall. Do you play ball?" "No I dont" with a smile on my face. " I play soccor". She smiled. "Are you from around here?" she ask. "No I'm not. I just moved out here a few weeks ago. So I'm new. " She asked me how old I was and said I look rather young. I told her that I was 24. She smiled again. I asked her if she knew

How To Get A Wife (according To The Bible) :)
Finding a Wife The Top 15 Biblical Ways to Acquire a Wife http://www.catholic-pages.com/grabbag/wife.asp Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes. Then she's yours. -- Deuterononmy (Deuteronomy 21:11-13) Find a prostitute and marry her. -- Hosea (Hosea 1:1-3) Find a man with seven daughters, and impress him by watering his flock. -- Moses (Exodus 2:16-21) Purchase a piece of property, and get a woman as part of the deal. -- Boaz (Ruth 4:5-10) Go to a party and hide. When the women come out to dance, grab one and carry her off to be your wife. -- Benjaminites (Judges 21:19-25) Have God create a wife for you while you sleep. Note: this will cost you a rib. -- Adam (Genesis 2:19-24) Agree to work seven years in exchange for a woman's hand in marriage. Get tricked into marrying the wrong woman. Then work another seven years for the woman you wanted to marry in the first place. That's right. Fou

A Woman In Love
i love to see you naked,that pink firm cheeky ass better a feeling than maybe being high and on grass i love making you rigid and stand ever fully on end knowing i can do this,i surely often take loan or lend i love it too when you play or tweak my pert nipples, softly and gently causing me endless little ripples suckling away as i'm looking down wanting you my favourite part of love making yes this is true running your tongue tip,along the crease of my thigh i want to wrap my thighs around,makes me oh high when you hit me there,in the exact little soft spot the warmest sensations run and makes me truly hot that tongue tip of yours,has a mind of it's own as up and down my thigh,it will endlessly roam easy on the feet though,as this really tickle me makes my tummy tingle,all butterflies you see straddling across your face while sitting on my knees i rarely ask this,but when i do i always say please for then as your tongue works that magical passion hands wan

Wondering
I sit here wondering What is going on It's all to new Yet so familiar I'm comfortable Yet afraid It's a battle within This fight Will ne'er be won. You look into my eyes And I'm whole This world is right. And I'm lost Wondering again.

Jim And Edna
Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news, she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged. Since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness." "The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead." Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there t

Seriously.
I dont know what im doing anymore. I dont have a clue. All that i even care about anymore is waking up, going to work, doing my job, seeing the peapot, and going to sleep. Nothing else matters anymore, i cant do this. I really cant. Im sick of everything. I just dont wanta deal with it. I have off friday, im probably gonna just go walk around the mall, or the park or something and just deal with things step by step. When i got home from work this morning i layed on the middle of my bed and just watched the rain, the rain is probably one of the few things that leaves me at ease and gives me peace. Everyone thinks they know me, everyone thinks they know how i feel, they think they understand but they dont. Theres not one person out there that knows everything. Not one. Only me, and my heart. Which most days i wish i could cut out and survive without it. Cause all it does is FUCK me over. And im really sick of it. Well i should say the people it lets in fuck me over. Even when they

Photos
Yep i added a few more, and before anyone says, no they are not nudes LOL. I forgot when i got back from my last visit to Dee that i had them on there and it was only today that i thought oh lets upload the last pics i took and then found them. Still a certain somone will remind me and make fun of my bad memory LOL. I think with the amount i am starting to take, its about time i use one of the pic sharing sites that i have looked at. Which one is a good question, but then all i need is a simple sharing site, nothing spectacular. Ah well if anyone has any tips or recommendations, then let me know before i get lost researching :D

Rub-a-dub-dub
Did you know that your skin is one of the body's largest organs? Skin wraps your body with about 640,000 sensory receptors. This means your skin is very sensitive to touch. It also connects to blood vessels and nerve fibers, and through these to many parts of your body's organs. If you take the time to learn the most basic techniques for massage, you can effect a positive change in the person receiving it.How you touch a spouse, a loved one, a friend or even a pet can enhance their health in subtle and delightful ways. You'll create a bonding as you help relax them and reduce their stress and discomfort. There are several different massage techniques that I will explain here, as well as a list of "goodies" you can use to make the massage experience as pleasant as possible for you and the person you'll be massaging. Simple massage is easy to learn, and you can practice on yourself, beginning by massaging your own legs, for example. Not only will your body be happier, it will help you

Firefighter
Creation of the Firefighter When the Lord was creating Firefighters, he was into his sixth day of overtime when an angel appeared and said, "You're doing a lot of fiddling around on this one". And the Lord said, "Have you read the specifications on this person? Firefighters have to be able to go for hours fighting fires or tending to a person that the usual every day person would never touch, while putting in the back of their mind the circumstances. They have to be able to move at a second's notice and not think twice of what they are about to do, no matter what the danger. They have to be in top physical condition at all times, running on half-eaten meals, and they must have six pairs of hands." The angel shook her head slowly and said, "Six pair of hands...no way." "It's not the hands that are causing me problems", said the Lord, "It's the three pairs of eyes Firefighters need to have." "That's on a standard model?" Asked the angel. The Lord nodded. "One pair

How To Tell Your Girlfriend What She Doesn't Want To Hear
Taken from my blog at http://tweekerchick.blogspot.com A general problem I find when talking with my guy friends is the one of honesty in relationships. Now, don’t get me wrong, the men in my life are smart smart people. They know for an undisputed fact that honesty in relationships is key to success. They also know that if they are honest, they will never, ever, EVER get laid. So what is a guy to do? How do you bring up something sensitive while still maintaining a sex life that consists of more than just your right hand? I consulted a few of my favorite horny bastards and came up with decent solutions to some of your more pressing issues. You can thank me later when the sex is over. What you’re too much of a pussy to say: I don’t want to hang out with your girlfriends. This is a pretty easy one. Tell her that you love spending time with her. Now, lie through your teeth and compliment her friends, especially that one femi-nazi who makes your nuts shrivel and

Home From The Hospital.... Finally
Hey to all of my family, friends, and fans.. Thanks for all the luv you have shown while I have been away.. I got really sick last week and ended up in the hospital.. I came home this morning and am feeling better but still need to rest A LOT.. So I will be periodically logging in to check on all of you so just keep in mind that i fall asleep at the drop of a hat right now so PLEASE don't be offended if I don't get right back to you.. Thanks again to all of you who make my days on a daily basis.. I hope to be better soon and have things get back to normal.. I don't like being sick and hospitals suck when you are the patient!!!! Take care and everyone have a good day.. Trish

~the Real Me~
You know what I let you know, I show only what I want to show. You see what I let you see. It can never be that you see the true me, because I keep it locked up for eternity. I keep it deep down buried in my soul. I'll never let my true feeling's free. I fall in love and try to show him, but then I go and get screwed over. I put you before I put myself, but you act as if my love for you was never felt. My heart get's abused, as I am being used. Alway's afraid to open up, because I alway's get hung up. Always looking for a friend, one that I can trust and depend on. Trying to forget my past, but I alway's seem to finish last. Constantly remembering what Mi Familia went through. Wondering if it will happen to me too. Can true love really work out? Or will there alway's be doubt? As the one who get's hurt cries out. My love never seemed to mount to anything at all, Big or small. I highly recommend that you don't go off the deep end. And pretend to amend, and say you are in love when you n

Star Of Wishes And Hopes
Star of wishes and hope When I wishupon a star... It ranges from near to far... But my wish never comes true... Because I never end up with you... So now I have is hope... And thats all I can do... Instead of only wishing to be with you... I can hope for it to. Heather Ann Taylor Copyright ©2006 Heather Ann Taylor

Him
All alone in a room full of people I scan searching for a familiar face My eyes connect with a beautiful woman A woman I have seen before This woman holds yet another flower Dark, dull, and almost colorless I know this one very well The flower of depression A man, also keeps focus on me I tall, seemingly dark man He catches my interest I feel like I need him The woman hands him my flower He almost glides across the room Standing in front of me he reaches for me Instantly I know who he represents I look into his eyes and he whispers "Take my hand, it is your time" I place my hand in his All emotion and pain, gone No more tears, no more heartache Just silence, peace of heart and mind I would have searched for him sooner Had I known this feeling I could obtain It's all over now, no more worries Just the feeling serenity I can now smile again Because now all is as it should be

..ah.
i am tired watching chase 7am til 6pm is wearing me out he isn't even my baby but he is the cutest thing he is 11months today he isn't feeling well so he isn't taken naps like he always does now he is in the trash he keeps me busy ahh h e keeps h.itti ng th e en ter b uttto n omg baby an keyboards don't go together 3. . . . 3.3.3.3. 3. 3.3.3. . .. gezzzzzzz i didn't . go e ee. hhhhh. ..3.

A Solder's Father
Slain Soldier's Father Paints Jeep In Honor Michigan City Indiana A father aiming to honor his son who was killed in Iraq had the soldier's Jeep professionally handpainted with protraits of the young man. Pfc. Brian J. Schoff of Manchester, Tenn. was standing near his military Humvee when a roadside bomb exploded Jan 28. He was assigned to the 101st Airborne Division, based at Ft. Campbell, Ky. His father Brian L. Schoff of Michigan City, had an Arkansas company paint the 2001 Jeep Wrangler with his son being comforted by an angel in one and surrounded by his fellow solditers in another. "It's touching," saod Schoff. He said people often give a thumbs-up or honk their horns whenever they see the Jeep and offer condolences. The outstretched wings of an eagle and an American flag decorate the hood, and Army tanks and helicopters are on the driver's side. On the rear fender is a biblical verse from John 15:13, "Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay d

The One
I wonder were you are near or far away I wanna be with you every night and day I’m lookin for an answer in your eyes I’m searchin for your love deep inside your love is everything i live for your voice is what i hear your touch is everything i dream of cuze you are the one i need the one i need i wonder how you feel my love for you is true id walk a thousand miles just to be with you I’m lookin for an answer in your eyes I’m searchin for your love deep inside your love is everything I live for your voice is what I hear your touch is everything I dream of cuz you are the one I need the one I need

Yay
I'm getting new glasses today weeee! my old pair died and i couldn't find any other frames like them, but i found two new pairs. i hads to go to the eye doctor today to make sure the new contacts she gave me were good and so i paid for my frames as well and am picking up one of the pairs today. the other pair i'll have to wait since they only have one lens for it in stock there. I miss wearing glasses. they're fun sometimes. of course i'll mainly wear contacts..mainly... they mostly come out at night..mostly.... errr...i mean...the end.

High On You
Whenever I hear that sweet voice of yours it makes my heart beat Our love is all so new without you im incomplete I love you with all of my heart I know it to be true I hate being apart You are my other half without you I am nothing You always make me laugh making me feel something Something way down deep down inside Whenever your around I start to glide

Rules For Christmas!! Lol
Rules for Christmas: 1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls. 2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. Like fine single-malt scotch, it's rare. In fact, it's even rarer that single-malt scotch. You can't find it any other time of year but now. So drink up. Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip. It's not as if you're going to turn into an eggnog-aholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it! Have one for me. Have two. It's Christmas. 3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat. 4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like

Come A Little Closer
come and get some closer or leave me here alone do you wanna save me and heal my broken hearth? do you wanna save me now you've got the chance do you wanna brake me come and take my hand come and get some closer so I can tell you more come rescue my lovely couse in my head it is a war do you wanna save me now you've got the chance do you wanna brake me come and take my hand come and help escape me from every problem in this world come and get out of here together or alone .....

Random Questions
who was your last? 1. Hungout with? Jade 2. Rode in a car with? mum 3. Went to the movies with? it was with either mum or dad and liz 4. Went shopping with? Jade 5. Commented? Dustin 6. Text Messaged? Jade 7. Hugged? Mum A N S W E R. T R U T H F U L L Y. 1. Do you like anyone? yeah 2. Sun or moon? moon 3. Winter or Fall? fall 4. left or right? right 5. 10 acquaintances or two best friends? 2 best friends 6. Sunny or rainy? rainy 7. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? chocolate ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- A B O U T . Y O U. 1. What time is it? 20.37 2. First Name? Anna 3. Where do you wanna live? anywhere thats closer to Dustin 4. How many kids do you want? 2 5. Do you want to get married? yeah but not for a while 7. Have you ever eaten spam? not that i remember but that doesn't mean i havent lol 8. Favorite ice cream? chocolate fudge brownie 9. How many kinds of cereal are in your cabinet? 2 or 3 10. Do

An Indiana Farmer In Hell!
A farmer from the cornfields of Indiana dies and goesbto hell. Once he's there, the Devil notices that this farmer is not suffering like the rest of the folks are. He checks his gauges and sees that it's 95 degrees and about 80% humidity. So he goes to the farmer and asks why he's so happy. The farmer replies, "I like it here. It's just like plowing my fields in June." Unhappy with the farmer's response, the devil goes back to his controls and turns the temperature up to 105 degrees and 90% humidity. After making the adjustment, the devil goes looking for the farmer. Finding him just as happy as can be, the frustrated ol' Devil asks the farmer again why he's so happy. "This is even better now! It's like pulling weeds in the fields during July!" says the farmer. The Devil, now quite upset and deciding to make the farmer really suffer, returns to his controls and cranks the heat up to 115 degrees and the humidity to 100%. "Now we'll see if that farmer is smiling!

To Those Who Survived... From The 50s Thru The 70s...
TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED THE 1930s 40s, 50s, 60s and 70s !! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking . As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts, or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this. We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter, and drank koolaid made with sugar, but we we

On Every Journey There Is A Meaning.... A Poem I Wrote
On Every Journey There Is A Meaning Sometimes life seems to just pass us by, Leaving our tomorrows with endless why's. Our minds race to see what lyes ahead on the journey's we make, But we cant pick or choose what paths we decide WE want to take. We knew from the start what we were chosen to do in our heart, But the future is blinded to us as we must start at the beginning part. Each path would take us to places unknown and we would face fears, There are even paths that lead us to waterfalls made from our tears. Every day we continue on one step at a time always getting a little farther, Even tho some steps and some days seem to be getting harder and harder. Some search for different things, maybe even a kind of healing, But if we trust in the Father we know and accept *On Every Journey There Is A Meaning* written by: Debbie Frensley

More Random Stuff
who was your last? 1. Hungout with? Alison and Allen 2. Rode in a car with? Coley 3. Went to the movies with? oh wow.. um.. either Allen or April.. loooooong time ago 4. Went shopping with? can't remember 5. Commented? Anna 6. Text Messaged? Anna.. lol 7. Hugged? Alison A N S W E R. T R U T H F U L L Y. 1. Do you like anyone? yes =) 2. Sun or moon? moon 3. Winter or Fall? fall 4. left or right? right 5. 10 acquaintances or two best friends? 2 best friends 6. Sunny or rainy? rainy 7. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? chocolate ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- A B O U T . Y O U. 1. What time is it? 15:10 2. First Name? Dustin 3. Where do you wanna live? anywhere, as long as I can be near Anna =D 4. How many kids do you want? 1 of each =D 5. Do you want to get married? yeah but not for a while 7. Have you ever eaten spam? i don't think i have.. 8. Favorite ice cream? chocolate chip cookie dough woot 9. How many

You Piss Me Off
you piss me off are you stupid your decisions are rash with no thought behind them sometimes i wonder how im your child i think before i act it seems both of you forget to one of you just stood by as the world hurt me the other watches closely with control over my life this is the worst evnvironment never knowing your reaction and you wonder why im not the prize child why i dont go ouut of my way to make you happy its because you piss me off in almost every way its like a fight you vs me who will win you will of course you have the money the house and car so once again im under your control it never fails no matter what i do i cant escape you and you wonder why i want to leave to go across the country its to get out of your grasps but no, everytime i get close to reaching this goal you pull me back in and make me dependent so i accept it and go on until you piss me off just as you did last time but no more! i wont fall back into your web th

The U In Jesus
Before U were thought of or time had begUn, God stUck U in the name of His Son. And each time U pray, you'll see it's trUe, You can't spell out JesUs and not include U. YoU're a pretty big part of His wonderfUl name, For U, He was born; that's why He came. And His great love for U is the reason He died. It even takes U to spell crUcified. Isn't it thrilling and splendidly grand He rose from the dead, with U in His plan? The stones split away, the gold trUmpet blew, and this word resUrrection is spelled with a U. When JesUs left earth at His Upward ascension, He felt there was one thing He jUst had to mention. "Go into the world and tell them it's trUe That I love them all - JUst like I love U." So many great people are spelled with a U, Don't they have a right to know JesUs too? It all depends now on what U will do, He'd like them to know, BUt it all

Nothing Yet
A porcelain doll has always been the face of perfect beauty Silently staring out of their sightless eyes Never knowing its perfection to all EVeryone wants to be perfect like them That flawless smile and eyes so bright But lifeless in every way People like that have no center Nothing to keep them in one place Let them be who they really are on the inside Not just some spineless creature pretending to be That's why we can no longer be my friend For you are the porcelain doll And I the rag doll

I Can Only Be Me........poem I Wrote
All the things in life we wish we could be, My heart still says I can only be me. Im not perfect nor do I wish to be, See all I can do is only be me. Im not a dress up doll to sit around for all to see, What you see is....I can only be me. I dont make empty promises of love that can never be, I love with all I am as I can only be me. Full of love, hopes, dreams, wants, needs to be shared this is my plea, Is there really anyone out there that can hear and see this as I can only be me. For until that day comes, alone ill walk for all eternity, Waiting for that other heart beating the same beat of I can only be me. by Debbie Frensley.

For Lost Loved Ones....poem I Wrote
So full of love and life and hopes and dreams, So much happiness my heart continues to sing. Living for today and waiting for tomorrow, Praying for love and hope for no sorrow. Friends come and friends may go, Hopefully families stay for their all you know. Grandma's and Grandpa's, uncles and aunts and more, Growing up we saw many come threw the door. Some touch your heart in a special way, Finding a special place in our heart always to stay. Then all at once time stands perfectly still, Our loved ones have done his perfect will. Our Father calls and happily they go, The reason we are not yet to know. Sometimes I sit here so sad and blue, I wonder do you know how much I miss you. Comfort comes from the Fathers love inside of me, Only threw Him do I know your free. So as I sit here thinking of the love I miss so dearly, Always and forever I'll remember you clearly. Sadly missed but never ever forgotten......... For my dad july 6th 2005, my da

Website
hey everyone, thanks for all the support on here :) got a new friend with a nice website I will be on soon, his page is http://www.cherrytap.com/user/292712 his website is chucksmodels.bravehost.com tell us what ya think mmuuahhhhh xoxoxox

Mindless Self Indulgence-i Hate Jimmy Page
I'm just another little faggot with a problem Fucking around over someone else's hard-on I got the balls with the foul-smelling dj Suckas gonna reach out and touch me and eat me (I lick clit, I like it!) Lookin' for love in all the wrong places Black ala mode with the mummified faces Am I animal, vegetable mineral or (ooh) I'm a bad ass tell me i'm a bad ass I don't need you and i don't need a break If i wasn't here i'd be out getting laid Please, please play the whole damn song cuz A 2 minute song is just 1 minute and 59 seconds too god damn long yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I hate Jimmy Page yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Kick us faggots off the stage yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Bite the future and fuck the past yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah My whole shit will never last I hold the microphone with my butt now Who like that song 5-year-old Pantyshot Yeah, yeah, yeah that could be a real big record Cause its got the bump with the molestation I'm lower than most animals And

Need To Ask Everyone A Question.
well if someone came to u and told u that your house was a mess and u were doing drugs and drinking in front of your kids, would u flip out and get mad and starting yelling at this person?

The Answer Is
well some one is trying to get me in troblem with the law and this person has not been in my house and they are saying shit to get my kids taken away from me. i can't drink cause i have a stomach problem and i smoke everyonce and a blue moon when my kids are gone and the house is very clean. so why would people say shit like that?

Silverchair-freak
No more maybes Your baby's got rabies Sitting on a ball In the middle of the Andes Yeah, i'm a freak of nature Yeah, i'm a freak If only I could be as cool as you As cool as you Body and soul I'm a freak I'm a freak Body and soul I'm a freak Try to be different Well get a different disease Seems it's in fashion To need the coldsore cream Yeah, i'm a freak of nature Yeah, i'm a freak I don't really know How to put on a "cool" show As boring as they come Just tell me where to go If only I could be as cool as you as cool as you as cool as you as cool as you body and soul im a freak, im a freak body and soul im a freak, im a freak Freak --------------- Silverchair - FreakMusic Code provided by Song2Play.Com

Wishing
I wish I could help you But you push me away. We're all so worried About what you may do. I wish you would talk But you close yourself off. We're all here for you But we're not enough. I wish you would go Get away from all this. You don't need the drama And neither do we. You push us away And we forgive, We push you away And you're gone.

Honestly What Would U Do
Im in Norfolk Va and im moving to Pa this weekend 1 month early cause im over this place but anyway i would like to know if u had problems in your home town would you try to change or just be the same old you .You have the chance to be the person you always wanted to be or at least wanted to try to be would u?

O.o Ahh
you know those commercials about "IOf you or a family memor took (insert medicine name here) and suffers from (insert ailment here) you could get (insert stuff you could get)" and to call a such and such law ferm? I saw one today on a medicine I took.

Slipknot-vermilion Pt. 2
She seemed dressed in all of me Stretched across my shame, All the torment and the pain Leaked through and covered me. I'd do anything to have her to myself, Just to have her for myself. Now I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do When she makes me sad. She is everything to me, The unrequited dream, The song that no one sings, The unattainable. She's a myth that I have to believe in, All I need to make it real is one more reason. I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do when she makes me sad. But I won't let this build up inside of me. I won't let this build up inside of me. I won't let this build up inside of me. I won't let this build up inside of me. A catch in my throat, choke, Torn into pieces, I won't. No. I don't want to be this but I won't let this build up inside of me (won't let this build up inside of me) x4 She isn't real. I can't make her real. She isn't real. I can't make her real. ------------- Slipknot - Ver

We Are Women!
Fine tuned body Hung with silver and silicone Dress to impress in sequined halters And mini mini hiked up skirts Diamonds slink from earlobes and manicured fingertips just to hook a Sugar Daddy Appearances speak louder than those Feminist bumper stickers They fail to realize the meaning behind As busty bronzed bimbos blow kisses from brothel windows It's all love and chocolate 'Till someone calls her a bitch The only objection we have these days Then you're off to another steetcorner Bar club party To find another set of tits From which you suckle your machismo No broads boy No broads No baby girls for you to smack No more empty sex in bathroom stalls To make up for the nads you lack It's time we put our foot down Spike heeled as it may be We're no longer just Dressed To Impress We're WOMEN And we will make you see

Eerie Night
The wind, it whistles and blows throughout the eerie evening to raise a doubt The chill sets in as the sun goes down I feel a presence though no ones around In the dark I see two lights peering at me through the lonely night The howl is distant, but from afar I hear it clearly inside my heart Soon I feel its breath upon my neck this wicked and evil threat The pounce was quick his jaws were fast it was something I knew wouldn't last... Dazed and Confused - 12/13/06

Looooong Survey
---------------LAST PERSON WHO-------------- x. Slept in your bed: Me. :) Unless you count my cats. Last person other than me or my cats? My friend Nick. Who may read this. *waves to Nick* x. Saw you cry: Umm... I probably cried at something on TV in front of somebody or other. I'm sort of a sap. x. Made you cry: Cody. Or Andrew. x. You shared a drink with: CiCi Lee x. You went to the movies: Umm... my ex-husband Greg. x. You went to the mall with: My friend Donna, for Halloween costume stuff. x. Yelled at you: I don't know. Does internet yelling count? Otherwise, probably my dad, last Christmas. x. Sent you an email: CherryTap! Alerting me to a new email message. :) Before that, um, work email. Boring stuff. Last interesting personal email was from a friend in South Carolina asking for my address for Christmas cards. -----------------HAVE YOU EVER--------------- x. Have you ever liked someone who hadn't like you?: Sure. Who hasn't? x. Said "I Love You" and me

Soul Asylum-runaway Train
Call you up in the middle of the night Like a firefly without a light You were there like a slow torch burning I was a key that could use a little turning So tired that I couldn't even sleep So many secrets I couldn't keep Promised myself I wouldn't weep One more promise I couldn't keep It seems no one can help me now I'm in too deep There's no way out This time I have really led myself astray CHORUS Runaway train never going back Wrong way on a one way track Seems like I should be getting somewhere Somehow I'm neither here no there Can you help me remember how to smile Make it somehow all seem worthwhile How on earth did I get so jaded Life's mystery seems so faded I can go where no one else can go I know what no one else knows Here I am just drownin' in the rain With a ticket for a runaway train Everything is cut and dry Day and night, earth and sky Somehow I just don't believe it CHORUS Bought a ticket for a runaway train Like a madman l

Don't Drink The "elmo" Kool-aid!!!!
I did in 98 when the original Elmo came out and what a mess that was. Now there's a new version of Tickle Me Elmo out and it's freakin hilarious!!! But let me gi ve you a time/money line on the old Elmo before you run out to the bank to get more money to buy him on the street...... 12/15/98 "Tickle Me Elmo" Retail Value - $29.95 (Unavailable) Black Market Value - $500 12/25/98 "Drool All Over Me Elmo" Retail Value - $15 1/7/99 "Ignore Me for The $1.29 Plastic Fire Chief's Hat Elmo" Retail Value - $7 1/13/99 "Step On My Head To Reach The Cookies Elmo" Retail Value - $3 1/22/99 "Stuff Me In The Back Of The Closet Cause I Don't Laugh When You Tickle My Fuzzy Little $500 Belly Anymore Since You Stepped On My Freakin' Head Elmo" Retail Value - $1 5/24/00 "Find My Dusty Red Non-Laughing Ass In The Closet While Spring Cleaning Elmo" Tag Sale Value - 50 cents (no one bought him) Don't let this happen to you!!! Learn from my mistake an

Can Death Touch Me?
Death cant touch this My state of insecure bliss Is by death grazed Why is it my eyes arent glazed Over with the look in my eyes of death With every breath I intake These fake Friends around me you see tryin to harm me please i cant be taken droppin to my knees to pray im not forsaken I stroll on but not with ease Even if i lay down bleedin i breathe pray one day to relax and relieve my pain i conclude what would i gain if into deaths sanctuary i intrude....

Forgettable
I'm always here in your world hanging around in the backdrop. I'm always here in the back of you mind at the end of the line. I'm always there waiting for you at the train station that no longer runs. I'm always looming in the picture of this twisted where's waldo world. I'm always here on the shelf you put me on to collect dust. I was always let go of when someone held me. I was always forgotten when i wanted to be remembered. *two most painful words to ever say is "I forgot". It makes you wonder am i really that important, or am i just something that you stumble over from time to time and say "oh yeah"

December 13
I speak not of what is on my mind but of random nothingness.....He pretends to listen, but he does not truely hear.....I walk the halls of our dominion with a heavy heart....yet I do not look for escape.....it's the wanting that keeps me here....it is as if I would only have to do something trivial and i would find what i do seek

Homesforourtroops.org
For all of you troop supporters out there. please log into home for our troops. giving back to those who sacrificed for us. Not just me but many soldiers like me who are unable to get around in a conventional house. Thank You.

Fantasies
At my door with flowers And a charm of no one else, You come on in and please me so Your company a must. You grab my waist so gently And caress my tender cheek, You warmly kiss my luscious lips The excitement has to peek. You lead me to the bed With a glimmer in your eye, You slip beneath my silky blouse And the pleasure starts to fly. We kiss with unending passion As you explore my breasts, I gently stroke the creases Of your warm and sculpted chest. I slip off your pants And the boxers right behind, Mine are stripped from my hips As you begin to unwind. The fury of our bodies In the warmth of the small house, The moans and groans that from it stray No longer quiet as a mouse. You begin to lick my neck And move lower still, My legs upon your shoulders Up my spine it sends a chill. You move back up my torso As I feel the presence of something hard, You push it gently into me As I moan from pleasured heart. Harder and harder we fall in syn

****let It Snow****
Oh the weather outside is frightful But the fire is so delightful And since we've no place to go Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow! It doesn't show signs of stopping And I've bought some corn for popping The lights are turned way down low Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow! When we finally kiss goodnight How I'll hate going out in the storm! But if you'll really hold me tight All the way home I'll be warm The fire is slowly dying And, my dear, we're still goodbying But as long as you love me so Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!

Hand Of Trust
Hand of Trust Close now your eyes and see this view Imagine me, imagining you Stature tall, engaging its true Fluidly moving to the tune that you groove Large, long fingers, nailed longer on one Callused and toughened by bass strings play Watch these hands move in the most amazing way Firm yet gentle is the caress Stroking, calming away all unrest Worshiping and altering to smooth away Strongly gripping notion bold Stroking hair with a tug, tug, tug Lifting the soul, floating on air Gently transported arrival unto cups-like forms Landing place secures faith Hold onto thee for no wall be Totally filled with blissfulness Souls lighter than air Place in tender, loving care of the One who put it there Molding, sculpting, transformations Rugged, velvet smooth clutch Trailing vapors of desire Chanting motions to treasure Awakening scenes assured pleasure Linger this touch needing so much Feeling flesh burn and tingle Aura’s mingle and dance Exploring Tracing

Rules For Sex
RULES FOR GUYS 1. NOT KISSING FIRST. Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A properly passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay. 2. BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts. 3. NOT SHAVING. You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance. 4. SQUEEZING HER BREAST. Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them. (This may vary from girl to girl). 5. BITING HER NIPPLES. Why do men fasten onto a woman's nipples,

More Updatez On Me
Well after I wrote that poem I am ok and fine.. NO I did not have a fat head break down.. I don't wont one and that is going to wait long long time.. lol.. I am feeling a little better feeling having a headache and I am way to damn tired. I am usually up all night long but I could not sleep.. I am just tired of drama that rolls around and starting fucking shit here.. I don't like drama and I can not stand people who talk back to my grandma.. Grandma is really sick and she is dying and all people fucking do is yell at her.. Well I don't do that now more and than god.. Well give you more updates on me ok..

Vicious (the After Party)
Bodily remains are dropped at feet This is the beginning of the aftermath party Discard the skulls but keep the teeth Light the fire to cook the meat Everyone fits into some category The bled, the bleeding, and those about to bleed Rotting entrails line the street Scum choke on a stench that I think is sweet Emptiness consumes me So I fill up on pieces of your body You will be my devouree Surging urge depraved priority SEARING FLESH I BURN THE WRETCH PLAY WITH THE MESS OF YOUR SLOPPY DEATH Skewer you from ass to mouth You’re the centerpiece of a cannibal’s cookout Impatiently my vision clouds As you spin on the rotisserie round and round You give me strength when I’m filled with doubt You lift me up when I’m on the ground Your body serves me so beautifully You’ll live forever in your sacrificial glory PEELING FLESH GOES IN MY MOUTH YOU WERE THE BEST NOW WHO THE FUCK IS NEXT?

Locked Up
P Styles] Locked up, they won't let me out, And I had a long day in court shit stressed me out, Won't gimme the bail they can't get me out, Now I'm headed to the county, Gotta do a bid here, im used to living luxurous, I don't wana live here, the walls is gray the clothes is orange, The phones is broke, the food is garbage, A lot a niggas is livin with these circumstances, SP's the same i still murk ya manz'z , Drug money to rap money work advances, Niggas ran and told that i shoulda murked to kansas, Niga got popped for a murda attempt, Knocked me on d block when i was burning the hemph, Had a brick in the stash hope they don't take to a further extent, Locked up and they wont let me out, When i hit my cell block, niggas know to get me out. [AKON] Im steady tryna find the motive, Why do what i do, Freedom aint gettin no closer, No matter how far i go, My car is stolen,(stolen) no registration,(registration) Cops patroling, and now they done stop me, And i get

Run Down Burnt Out So Done And I've Just Begun
I’m not real I’m just here to provide you with a bit of fun I’m not real I’m just here to make you tired as you watch me Run run run run Down Running down Shutting down Falling down Laughing as I drown Laughed at by a clown Groping for an answer Getting fistfuls of doubt I’m not real I’m just here to amuse you as I squirm I’m not real I’m just here to give you warmth as I Burn burn burn burn Out Burning out Blacking out Snuffed out Turning out for the parade Turning into a good slave I feel so repaid As you piss upon my grave I’m not real I’m just here to give you light as I glow I’m not real if you really want me gone then make it So so so so Done So done Undone Redone Hiding from the sun Crushed under a collapsed lung Repay the love Of a bitch-slapped runt Retreat hastily to the last bastion of safety Doping up on apathy inviting you to rape me Encourage you to hate me, you cannot fucking break me I’m demolished and rebuilt before yo

It Is The End..............
TheRH@ CherryTAP Ok now that I your attention please read. I am not a friend collector, all though I feel some people on my friend list are. All do all the following for you: Rate Pic Comment on Pics Read Blogs Rate Blogs Read ever Bulletin Rate Every Bulletin And Comment Bomb for you in contests. I feel some people don't appreciate me, and you take advantage of me. So can you please do the same as I stated for me. Please. Thanks RH

Another Poem
A Soldier's Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, my daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree, I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep in perfect contentment, or so it would seem. So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eye when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, and I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled,

Wed 13th Dec 2006 Now 1015 Pm
WELL THANKS AGAIN ALL THE CT PEEPS.. THANKS FOR THE NEW FRIENDS AND SHARING THEIR PICS WITHTHE WORLD AND ME...... YOU ALL HAVE A SAFE NIGHT AND WE WILL SEE YA IN THE AM .... HAVE HAD A WONDERFUL DAY ON CT... MET ALOT OF NICE PEOPLE TODAY....LOV AND PEACE OVER AND OUT TIMOTHY

These Three Friends
These three friends went on vacation together. To save money, they decided to sleep two to a room. No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first guy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night." The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing -- hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I just watched him all night." The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning," He said. They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what ha

The Farmer, The Nagging Wife And The Mile
Farmer Jake had a nagging wife who made his life miserable. The only real peace that he got was when he was out in the field plowing. One day when he was out in the field, Jake's wife brought his lunch to him. Then she stayed while he quietly ate and berated him with a constant stream of nagging and complaining. Suddenly, Jake's old mule kicked up his back legs, striking the wife in the head, and killing her instantly. At the wake, Jake's minister noticed that when the women offered sympathy to Jake he would nod his head up and down. But when the men came up and spoke quietly to him, he would shake his head from side to side. When the wake was over and all the mourners had left, the minister approached Jake and asked, "Why was it that you nodded your head up and down to all the women and shook your head from side to side to all the men?" "Well," Jake replied, "The women all said how nice she looked, and her dress was so pretty, so I agreed by nodding my head up and down. Th

~ Contest On Cherrytap Pretty Nais And Toe Nails ! ~
Attn: Lady's with painted toes or finger nails join my contest and win prizes I count comments and count rates for everyone! starts this friday ends next friday Will be first, second and thrid place winners send me a link to ur pic in my message box and i'll enter you! thanks maria

Blah
Time ticks away I can see the last drop of hope fall and hit the floor I am but a molecule of dust in this churning world of darkness and despair The sun disappeared behind a thick and hazy red cloud The earth has opened up and from within its depths I can hear the cries Cries from the Souls who have lost their bodies along the way, Lost their path, Lost their light. I turn but to see the creature itself Hinged within the perfect balance of life Picking and choosing Placing and throwing No care No emotion No fate for him

To Stand Your Own Watch
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled,

Reasonably Priced Byproducts
….and now for a word from our sponsors Please excuse this execution, we did not mean to mess your shoes We will soon return you to your doom already in full bloom The extinction of distinction between intolerance and rule Governance of a coven of smiling ghouls Beautify and purify until the reek of bleach and ammonia burns your eyes Capitalize upon the recently unguarded prize Standardize the test that turns maggots into flies Contestants on a quest to see who’s the biggest parasite A choice beyond reproach, dropping A-bombs on a roach Follow the orders of a ghost still complaining about burnt toast Keep the host on their toes, stealing protein, and stunting growth Age of hope has given way to the age of the gross (domestic product) Such a wonderful consumer who has consumed the most Claim your reward, this year’s catalogue of brand mew products tailored for the average dope All new packaging and three new speeds In this cycle’s edition of the retardation mach

Things That Make U Go Hmmmm....
~Can you cry under water? ~How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? ~Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? ~Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? ~Why does a round pizza come in a square box? ~What disease did cured ham actually have? ~How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? ~Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? ~If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? ~Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? ~Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? ~Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you

That Was Nice. Mmm.....milk.
I just woke up from a nap. i didnt even even know i dozed off. turns out ive been asleep a couple hours.lol. I'm an insomniac so i dont usually dont go to bed seriously until like the early morning hours. First thing i craved milk when i woke up (i tend to do that) and on top of that like nearly all americans waking up meant also needing to piss like a racehorse :-P Im surprised the bf hasnt called yet. well it is only 11. he likes to call really late so id give it a couple hours. We'd talk about an hour and 1/2 on the phone then before nearly passing out i tell him i gotta go. lol. well thats all. done typing gonna go browse around Tap a while.

Christmas At A Gas Station
Christmas At The Gas Station The old man sat in his gas station on a cold Christmas Eve. He hadn't been anywhere in years since his wife had passed away. It was just another day to him. He didn't hate Christmas, just couldn't find a reason to celebrate. He was sitting there looking at the snow that had been falling for the last hour and wondering what it was all about when the door opened and a homeless man stepped through. Instead of throwing the man out, Old George as he was known by his customers, told the man to come and sit by the heater and warm up. "Thank you, but I don't mean to intrude," said the stranger. "I see you're busy, I'll just go." "Not without something hot in your belly." George said. He turned and opened a wide mouth Thermos and handed it to the stranger. "It ain't much, but it's hot and tasty, "Stew ... made it myself. When you're done, there's coffee and it's fresh." Just at that moment he heard the "ding" of the driveway bell. "Excuse me, be right

My New Poem
Why is it that we do the things we do Is it because we’re jealous and live our life’s with hate Is it because we forget to think and learn from our mistakes Why do people judge everyone even those that they don’t know Guys see a girl walking down the street and just assume that she’s a hoe Why can’t we all just be happy for one another Live, love ,and laugh that is just hatred undercover Why do we put ourselves through depression and despair Why do we listen to others when they don’t really care We put ourselves in agony when others let us down Why do we depend on them when they just make us frown Hatred is a dirty word that I really don’t like to use But when you have been hurt as bad as I There is no other word to abuse

The Lost Room
I just watched the last installment of 'The Lost Room' on the SciFI channel and I have to say that I've really, really enjoyed it over these last three nights. It is slightly surreal, occult fantasy kind of stuff, centering on a motel room that exists outside of reality and the objects that were removed from it. There is a bit of secret society stuff around the objects themselves and an involving backstory as to what the hell the room is and what the objects themselves do (they each seem to have weird powers). They leave it a tad open ended (as seems to be the way of mini-series these days, the constant fly-fishing of the networks looking for enough interest to generate a full series), but it stands strongly enough on its own. SciFI will re-air the entire 6 hours on Sunday so I strongly suggest checking your local schedules and setting your DVRs or VCRs to record on that day if the show sounds interesting to you at all. (oh and it stars Peter Krause of Six Feet Under if you are

How Many Of You Can......
How many of you can take a walk in the middle of December with no jacket on??? Took a walk a little while ago and it was an awesome night.... just a slight sprinkle, but it soon quit.... very nice night out tonight!

The Advanced Bonewits’ Cult Danger Evaluation
The Advanced Bonewits’ Cult Danger Evaluation (Version 2.6) Copyright © 1979, 2001, 2004 c.e., Isaac Bonewits Introduction Events in the last several decades have clearly indicated just how dangerous some religious and secular groups (usually called “cults” by those opposed to them) can be to their own members as well as to anyone else whom they can influence. “Brainwashing,” beatings, child abuse, rapes, murders, mass suicides, military drilling and gunrunning, meddling in civil governments, international terrorism, and other crimes have been charged against leaders and members of many groups, and in far too many cases those accusations have been correct. None of this has been very surprising to historians of religion or to other scholars of what are usually labled “new” religions (no matter how old they may be in their cultures of origin). Minority groups, especially religious ones, are often accused of crimes by members of the current majority. In many ways, for example, th

A Paper I Had To Write For School
This semester I had to read some Native American creation stories in an American Literature class. After reading them, we were assigned to write our own creation story based on the conventions that the Native Americans used... in mine I used good vs. evil, supernaturalism, and animals. I got an "A" for it. Enjoy..... The Creation of Music In the beginning was the Spirit in the Sky, a creator of all marvelous things. He handcrafted the world and the animals to inhabit it. The sun, moon, and stars enveloped the Earth. He created two children for companionship – the eldest with good intentions, and the younger with wicked. The Spirit in the Sky named his children Elvis (eldest) and Ozzy (youngest). He gave his sons dominion over the inhabitants of the Earth and commanded them to dwell there. Upon their departure, he secretly advised his youngest, "Carry on my wayward son. There will be peace when you are done." Earth was not populated with human beings; the

Attention Walmart Shoppers...
Saw this on a bulletin this evening, loved it so much Im sharing with you all :) Enjoy!! ~~Melissa~~ Attention Walmart shoppers.... A man was in a long line at Walmart. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register. She asked, "What size condoms?" The customer replied that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did. She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over the intercom, "One box of large condoms, Register 5." The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of us, was up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the register, he told the checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have some brought to the register for him. She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did. She gave him a quick feel, picked up

I Saw Myself Through His Eyes
For so long all i could see Was the image mankind reflected back to me Nothing special, not pretty at all Sometimes too short, at others too tall I could not measure up to what i saw No not a beauty-not at all Sometimess too fat, sometimes too thin Not even content with the color of my skin But then i saw myself through his eyes A beauty to behold, just the perfect size Not a blemish or spot to mar me He created me so perfectly. There's nothing wrong with the way i am I am Valuable-a rare gem A woman beautiful in his sight A woman special in her own right His Creation-one to behold Made from his perfect mold And here i stand proud to be The woman he formed in me Yes i saw myself through his eyes A beauty to behold, just the perfect size Not a blemish or spot to mar me He created me so perfectly.

Everyone!!!
Hey all...I am having surgery tomorrow and will be in the hospital for about 2 days...dont know if i will be able to get on here for awhile...will be out for 6 weeks recouping...Wanted to wish everyone a Merry Christmas and a great New Year!!!

Burning Whispers Remind Me Of The Days.
When passion's lost, and all the trust is gone, way too far for way too long. Children crying, cast out and neglected... only in a world so cold, only in a world this cold. Hold the hand of your best friend, look into their eyes, then watch them drift away. Some might say we've done the wrong things for way too long, for way too long... Fever inside the storm, so I'm turning away. Away from the name (calling your names) Away from the stones (throw sticks and stones) Cause I'm through mending the wounds of us. Keep your thorns, cause I'm running away. Away from the games (fucking head games) Away from the space (hate this head space) The circumstances of a world so cold... Burning whispers remind me of the days. I was left alone in a world this cold. Guilty of the same things, provoked by the cause. I'm left alone in a world so cold! Fever inside the storm, so I'm turning away. Away from the name (calling your names) Away from the stones (throw sticks and stones) Caus

Proof Of Life, Posers, Liars And Fakers Suck.
Proof Of Life! It’s amazing to me how many people have fake pictures and stories on line.. I mean, hell.. What is the point? Why fake it and be something you are not. Why go to the trouble, chaos and conflict. I am writing this because myself and a few friends here and on other sites have run into this stuff. These are nice, caring people, they are on here to pass the time and maybe make someone smile or make someone’s day better, maybe make their own day better knowing they made someone else smile I know at least that’s what I am here for. One of my favorite things here on Cherry Tap is the Salute photo. I am almost to the point that I am not gonna get to deeply involved online with anyone unless they have at least 1 Salute Photo. The Salute photo is not perfect, it’s not the end all be all cure, but hey.. At least the site cares enough to check things and people out on here and make it a better online pub for all of us that do have some fun here. Back to the POSERS

Proper Konduct 4 Da Club
1 If ur in da mood 2 fight take ur ass 2 da hood & stop fukn it up 4 da rest of us!!( us meaning da folks dat actually came 2 have a good tyme & cut sumthing) 2 Just because u buy someone a beavrage doesnt mean ur entitled 2 sum ass!(this applies 2 male & female) 3 Ladies(only applies 2 big women) STOP!!!! Wearing ur lil sister,cusin,niece or just #### u know dont fit ur ass!(NOT PRETTY ON DA EYES THERES SOMETHING CALLED 2 MUCH SKIN DAMMIT!) 4 Dont go 2 da same spot with ur significant other if u dont have da mental capacity 2 deal with real playas coming at yo u dig(STRICKLY 4 DA HATERADE TYPE U KNOW WHO U ARE!!!) 5 Dont get geeked if someone bumps u or steps on ur kicks!(ITS A CLUB GET OVER IT,HOW WOULD U FEEL IF DA SPOT EMPTY DOUCHBAG!) 6 Just because someone offers ur significant other a dance or drink doesnt give u da right 2 flipp da #### out !(C RULE #4 IF HAVING THESE PROBLEMS) 7 Quit with the pickup lines expecia

Ipod Song List N-z
iPod Song List N-Z If anyone's actually heard of all of these bands, let me know. I'll be really impressed. :) Natalie Imbruglia - Pigeons & Crumbs New Order - True Faith Nightwish - Over the Hills and Far Away Nina Gordon - The End of the World No Doubt - Don't Speak Pat Benatar - Wuthering Heights Patty Griffin - Making Pies Paula Cole - Where Have All the Cowboys Gone Peter Gabriel & Kate Bush - Don't Give Up Phil Collins - We Said Hello, Goodbye (Don't Look Back) Pink - Just Like a Pill Pink Floyd - A Great Day for Fredom Pink Floyd - Comfortably Numb Pogues - Fairytale of New York Pretenders - Hymn to Her Proclaimers - I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody Queensryche - Silent Lucidity REM - It's the End of the World As We Know It Radiohead - Fake Plastic Trees Roberta Flack - Killing Me Softly Rosanne Cash - Rules of Travel Roy Orbison - In Dreams Rufus Wainwright - Hallelujah Saint Etienne - You're in a Bad Way Sarah McLachlan - Blue

~~politically Correct Holiday Greeting~~
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The Popcorn Song (karaoke Version)
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Something To Offend Everyone
Here are some things to offend everyone. WHAT DO YOU CALL 2 MEXICANS PLAYING BASKETBALL?? JUAN ON JUAN. WHAT IS A YANKEE?? THE SAME AS A QUICKIE, BUT A GUY CAN DO IT ALONE. wHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HARLEY AND A HOOVER?? THE POSITION OF THE DIRT BAG WHY IS DIVORCE SO EXPENSIVE?? BECAUSE ITS WORTH IT WHAT DO YOU SEE WHEN THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY BENDS OVER?? DOUGHNUTS WHY IS AIR A LOT LIKE SEX?? BECAUSE ITS NO BIG DEAL UNLESS UR NOT GETTING ANY. WHAT DO YOU CALL A SMART BLONDE?? A GOLDEN RETRIEVER WAHT DO ATTORNEYS USE FOR BIRTHCONTROL??? THERE PERSONALITY WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A G/F AND A WIFE?? ABOUT 45 LBS WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BWRWEEN A B/F AND HUSBAND?? ABOUT 45 MINUTES WHATS THE FASTEST WAY TO A MANS HEART??? THROUGH HIS CHEST WITH A SHARP KNIFE WHY OD MEN WANT TO MARRY VIRGINS?? THEY CANT STAND CRITICISM WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A NEW HUSBAND AND A NEW DOG?? AFTER A YEAR THE DOG IS STILL HAPPY TO SEE YOU W

"caught By Sirens"
"Caught by Sirens" --------------------------- -My everyday routine Tainted By the monotony of dedications Seeking Refuge through Others becoming significant Mirrors reflect my Exterior Missing All thats underneath I hide once again From this mutiny As immaturity surrounds Like a moat Enclosing me within This once again Cold-Hearted Shell of protection I CLOSE MY EYES AND ESCAPE...... ......And hear this Beautiful, Hypnotic, Yet soothing song. Coming from this Light I hear voices of Beauty They call my name As I Surcome To thier Songs Following Temptation Thier spell glazes upon my soul Pulling me to the Appetite of Desire of Sin Twisted in thier web I'm nude With intent Singing thier lost Melody Thier song of Sirens

"irreproachable"
"Irreproachable" --------------------- -Deciphering through this mess I find myself once again Agnostically arising from my ashes I appear again reborn Into this image of complacency Drained from my antecedent This shower of purity Washes away my fears My doubts And any discrepancy I feel in unease Staring through crystal windows I find your soul beneath Shining purely Shining innocently Like a child hiding Beneath securely covered sheets I hold out my hand Allowing for your grasp Your Trust Your pacification Trying to set you free Your acceptance Blatantly paves your path Setting forth in motion Without attrition Prospectively where you wanna be Temperament sets you apart From extortion From any charlatan And the other cheaters Who try to decieve Your heart is pure Your heart is light Intentions pulling me closer I see this clarity Of your inner light Can emotions cloud sight? You ask ill-adv

A Title With No Name In It
See you I do from time to time Gliding through my mind Smearing passion in my eyes Stealing breath from inside Chest beating, heart racing Flying but never able to close the time Idling, and never able to form a straight line Hiding and somehow found without the use of light Synching binds tight No escape tonight… Or the next, or the…. Blinded by a crimson blush Shining off aluminum, of a brushed nature Resting, reclining… the green I think is nature Dreams seem to be seeping into forums not intended So I’ll stop there and not very worried if this makes any sense

R.i.p Frankie
Its 4am and the phone rings and all I hear is pain Please my friend you've got to help me out I hear the sound of the rain I get up and I put on my coat I grab my kees by the door I take a breath as I light my last cigarette I cant go through this anymore I see you standing out in the rain I pull the car to the side You start to shiver but it not because your cold Its the poision your craving inside I can remember those days When I would look in your eyes I saw them shine and it made me smile But not today, only pain Its hurting me that yout killing youtself You wipe a tear from my eye Its hutting me that your killing yourself I start to breakdown and cry Why is it you cant see This shit has got to end Cause I wont be there to bury you Your my oldest fucking friend I always said Id die for you Im loyal to the grave But I never thought Id watch you die..... R.I P. Frankie

Read Previous Blog
it went okay... i assume it's a good sign that after we went through the songs i'm supposed to learn 1) he gave me a cd to listen to at home so i can practice their songs at home 2) we got along better than ever expected 3) we pretty much have the same music taste 4) i stayed a couple hours later than planned just hanging out with the guys and playing video games the guy seriously has a recording studio in his house... the soundboard alone worth 70k or so... at least 13 guitars, both acoustic and electric. electronic and regular drumset. amplifiers, speakers, and mics everywhere... and he's really talented. the whole thing sounds amazing and everyone else is just as talented. insane. i really want to be part of this...!!!

"desolate Landings"
"Desolate Landings" ---------------------------- -Playing life with a tainted deck, Obstacles round every corner, With trializations of infinite abundance. Vocalizing these virtues of indifference, Creating this life a simpler bliss, Standing here with a psuedo prestigious stance. Inner demons rising with the cries of resentment, Cashing in these drained thoughts of pale investments, Causing the fall of a confused angel. Clipped wings bleed the purity of these sins, Never wanting to fly this emotion again, Disabled to the crucification of this hell. Events supercede to this granduer of complication, Leaving persons to elevate trusts, Then demoralize allocations. Actions take forms of mistrust, Words turn to interrogations, Weeping the affections of deprivation. Opening curtains, To a once bright and vibrant playground, Complete with fragrant emotions. Peaking again to see a downward spiral, Drowning with simple greys and off whites,

"these Angel's"
"These Angel's" ------------------ *Body* -Virbrant shimmer of beauty, Eclectic to the sight, And priceless conjures of an entity. With wings of platinum sensation, The hearts of purity, They possess my house of sanctity. Archangelic and righteous, Consumed into secrecy, Images of intamacy settle peace of mind. To be held into celestial comfort, Priceless to the soul, Pricless and unconditional for an inward bind. *Eyes* -Merely figments by imagination, These phantoms beautifully elude. With thier hidden sense of security, Tracing your every step, Never to taint your predilective moves. Drowning with thier depth, Thier sincerity, Losing body and mind to their reverie. Like gazing into the heavens, Comfort has no boundaries, Uplifting the putrid soul into thier endless sea. Can you feel thier effervescent Loving touch? *Voice* -More ethereal than mourning waves, Touching deep within, Moving life to a harmonic angelic beat

What I Am
What animal-spirit lives inside of you? WolfInside of you, the spirit of the wolf is sleeping.The wolf is a lonesome traveler in the lonely prairies, the deep woods and the never-ending deserts of ice and snow of the Rocky Mountains, Alaska,the North pole and so on...The wolf is fine with being on his own and managing his days.So are you.But be aware of, that wolves also live in groups often , to support each other and to defend against their enemies with greater success.Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by myYearbook.com

The Room - Chapter 3 - Meet The Guests
Later that day as we were sitting outside by the pool lounging under the warm Summer afternoon, I was reviewing the guest list. First there was Gary who was the best man and my best friend ever since grade school. I remember all the trouble that we got into growing up and how we each stood by the other person’s side no matter what the punishment or consequences were from our actions. It had been a few years since we have talked over the phone and even longer since we had seen each other. I wondered how his life had been. Next on the list was Sheldon, the total party animal at the wedding. Well not only at the wedding but always was the party animal. This guy could drink anyone under the table. We met while both attending State University. I walked into the dorm room on the first day of college and knocked over a garbage can of beer cans. I asked the guy laying on the bed looking half passed out if there was a party in here last night. He told me that those were just from t

Sexual Horoscope
Taurus You are very stubborn, and your withdrawn nature makes you irresistible to hotties. You like sex to be romantic and passionate, and you know just how to make it that way. Your partners cannot resist your spontaneous and gentle nature. Sex matches: Cancer, Virgo, Capricorn Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

7 Kinds Of Sex
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you". The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife/Hubby any more. She/He takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. OOPS. Don't forget the 7

I'm Fucking Bored!!!
Ok I just made the bed picked up my room and bleached the bathroom sink and the toilet... I am soooooooo bored... I want to go clean the kitchen but my girlfriend is asleep down stairs on the couch so I dont want to wake her.... I'm bored......... Soooooooooooooooooooo fucking bored. Did I mention I am bored?

Please!
Come vote for me in the Best Cross Eyed Pic contest - Hosted by CrazySane! I need all the votes I can get. If you vote your hiney off - I'll buy you a present from the CherryTap gift-shop! I'll go broke if I have to lol! I wont be on again till tomorrow after work sometime,so if you do comment bomb my contest picture, leave me a message telling me you did so and i'll send ya something!....so keep on a voting... I'm off to bed now though.

Cherrytap, I Don't Get This Place.
I guess it's kind of like a myspace for adults? Here is what I don't get 1. The points thing? I guess this is to keep people browsing myspace. 2. How is this better than myspace? I guess if you're collecting "friends" it's pretty much the same. The biggest diffrence for me is that I know pretty much everyone on my myspace friends list. it's easier to actually do worthwhile networking. and easy to find people from your past, provided they are on myspace and that they want to be found. I only know one person on my friends list here on Cherry Tap from somewhere else. Not that I mind meeting new people. But thats seems to be the only point to this site. Does it have any practical uses? -D

I Do Believe You're Trying To Wake Me Up
Words so secure screaming like an alarm Are you trying to wake me up Now what was that you were trying to pull Is it my arm I do believe you're trying to wake me up Now could it be maybe It's not me sleeping Could it be maybe you awakening Sleep this time tonight Sleepwalk in the light Sleep this time tonight Sleepwalk out of sight Now here I am, but I'm just sleepwalking Yes here I stand But I guess I'm just sleeptalking for myself Now could it be maybe It's not me sleeping Could it be maybe you awakening Sleep this time tonight Sleepwalk in the light Sleep this time tonight Sleepwalk out of sight One day this world will see me at the horizon One day from a distant light And just before I stand to face my love I'll turn around And with a smile I'll say my goodbyes Just one last goodbye Goodbye Goodbye Goodbye Sleepwalk in the light Sleep this time tonight Sleepwalk out of sight Sleep this time tonight Sleepwalk in the light Sleep t

14
For todays present you get to see a window into my world (see what i did there?) and see a transcript, illustrating how much fun it is to be me. Taken from my Shoutbox EroticBlon...: hey there handsome, wanna see me play with my toy on cam? - >nobby...: hello - >nobby...: thats forward EroticBlon...: hey there! - >nobby...: hey EroticBlon...: wanna see my cam? - >nobby...: sure - >nobby...: my mum said never turn a girl down EroticBlon...: great! do you have paypal? it's $20 for 10min and i'll do whatever you;d like! - >nobby...: whats the toy? have you got one of those new Wii? - >nobby...: I dont normally charge that much, but if you are willing then I'll take your money - >nobby…: hello? I still haven't had a reply, how rude! She could have at least bargained

I Put It On A Faultline, My Day To Die Wasn't What I Thought It Was.
Help me if you can It's just that this, this is not the way I'm wired So could you please, Help me understand why You've given in to all these Reckless dark desires You're lying to yourself again Suicidal imbecile Think about it, put it on the faultline What'll it take to get it through to you precious Over this. Why do you wanna throw it away like this Such a mess. I don't want to watch you. Disconnect and self destruct one bullet at a time What's your rush now, everyone will have his day to die Medicated, drama queen, picture perfect, numb belligerence Narcissistic, drama queen, craving fame and all its decadence Lying through your teeth again Suicidal imbecile Think about it, put it on the fautline What'll it take to get it through to you precious Go with this, why do you wanna throw it away like this Such a mess, I don't wanna watch you... Disconnect and self destruct one bullet at a time What's your rush now, everyone will have his day to die

Housework
Housework was a woman's job, but one evening, Jenny arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer and another in the dryer. Dinner was on the stove, and the table set. She was astonished! It turns out that Ralph had read an article that said wives who work full-time and had to do their own housework were too tired to have s e x. The night went well and the next day, she told her office friends all about it. "We had a great dinner. Ralph even cleaned up. He helped the kids do their homework, folded all the laundry and put it away. I really enjoyed the evening." "But what about afterward?" asked her friends. "Oh, that ..., Ralph was too tired.." God is good.

Poem Third Edition
[I Can't] Loneliness in the shadows of my mind, wandering aimless through the folds in time. Beyond my fears and my hopes are lost, the past I had and destroyed in my thoughts. I wanted to hold you and you pushed me away, and with every step my heart did break. Now im shattered, broken, and lost in the wind. But it was my own doing, with this web I spin. how can i change how can things be changed when i am so drained by the things that I've drained I gave a chance, and in my dreams, I lost the chance, I try so hard, but I can't, I just can't.

When Bad Goes To Worse
Started out with a simple problem and then it has just gotten worse. Started in October when my computer crashed and hard drive was fried, no more contact with the ones I love and no more Cherrytap. No biggie started working nights in a factory to save up and just when I'm short of coming up with the money to move the Washington the factory closes down and I loose my wallet with everything. So here it goes with the computer fixed now and the holiday season around I'm here stressing out and about to fight to work my arse off. Washington or bust.

Death
Blah...FINALLY! It's over, it's all over. At this point I don't care how I did, as long as it is all over, thank the Lord and whatever other gods maybe listening to me! I still have things to do: ~Go to RM today ~Come back to Gville Friday for a friends party ~BACK to RM Saturday ~Get naked for Ravenspedigree for fun photoshoots and goofing off this weekend! ~Spoil my pets ~Try to not get on my Parent's nerves...O_o ~Perhaps get a new car, even though it wont be new, it's still going to be old as myself and my parents can't afford a down payment on a car, so it'll be new to me, but not to the world...and eventually it can fall apart as well...goody So for the past two nights my sleeping habits have been atrocious, no idea why, I wish I knew, but theres nothing I can do about it now other than pray it didn't affect my exams any. So cross your fingers that I've passed the rest of my classes, and I am going to go to bed, because I really really need it for later today w

Love In The Afternoon
Love in the Afternoon Spirit longs Psyche bruised Ears hear song Heart is moved Lungs will breathe Slow, then faster Passion mounts Hard to master Moves controlled Minds merging Both together Thrusting, urging On and on Emotions soar Comes the climax Soon, for sure Joy unfolding Trembling thighs Lovers smile 'Tis in the eyes Hearts are pounding Both as one Love eternal Bright as Sun Glowing bodies Legs entwined Murmurs, kisses Sweet as wine Gently floating Back to Earth Each love-making Brings re-birth.

Naughty Pics
Well i for one get immense pleasure taking "naughty pics" of my wife and I,as well as viewing other's.I am definately a self proffessed voyeur and know many out there are the same.So why is it that many women who enjoy looking at other people's candid photo's are so shy about admitting they like to look.Is it so taboo that there is a need to hide such an innocent indulgence?

~~ A Hearts Fear~~
Something wonderful happened to me a while ago. A special someone made my heart smile again, and I let him in. The look I got from the depth of his eyes, The warmth I felt when he embraced me from behind, The feeling I got from him kissing my lips, The sensation I felt when he said I was special... Tell me, Am I wrong letting him into my heart? Am I wrong when I think I see the look in his eyes? Am I wrong when I feel the warmth in his embraces? Am I wrong feeling like I do when he kiss me? And am I wrong trusting his words....? My heart is scared of getting hurt, And my soul just the same... Am I doing the right thing when I listen to my heart? Should I leave it open or should I close it up again? Cause you are the one that makes me feel all these things, And the one that makes me ask all these questions.....

Movies
Hi all ok I'm a big American Pie movie freak i got the 4 but now the 5th one is the naked mile still nothing to do with the others band camp kinda did but the only one from the others in this one is Eugene Levey as jims dad should be the American Baby or Reunion and hve them all in it it suckes ok so let me know wht u all think. rain.

Poll
HOW MANY MEN WOULD STEAL FROM THEIR CHILDREN DO WHATEVER THEY COULDFOR THEIR STEPCHILDREN LEAVE THEIR NATURAL DAUGHTER STRANDED NOT HAVING MONEY TO HELP WHEN ASKED AND THEN SAY THAT THEY LOVE THEIR NATURAL CHILDREN

About Me
Well I am 18 and From North Carolina.... It sucks here most of the time... I am single been broken up with my x for 2 months now the longest i have been single in 4 years... I am enjoying it though... I love my life... My job is easy its just where it is at... I work at perdue in condemned, I weigh the buckets and see how much good meat is in them... then i dump it down a shoot and it is sent off to make dog or cat food... yummy huh... My life has always been hell and yet i haved turned out perfectly fine... i realize what the world is about and how is it is to be fucked over by people. Most people my age have to get it done to them over and over just to realize it... I am mature for my age but believe that seriousness is only needed in a serious situtation... I can be your best friend or your worst enemy... i can be anything you want me to be on the outside but you can't get the inside... I don't care what people think about me if the love me good if they don't they can fuck off...

I'm Sorry
I'm sorry if my boobs aren't big enough to "satisfy" your needs. I'm sorry if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs. I'm sorry if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl". I'm sorry if I'm not tan enough for you I'm sorry if I'm not a playboy model so I can't act like a porn star for you. I'm sorry If i don't have a dream body that turns you on. I'm sorry if im not tall enough. I'm sorry if my hair is not long enough. But most of all... I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.

My View
1. Cigarettes: Marlboro Reds 2. Sex: whatever 3. Relationships: yeah 4. Your Last Ex: we hate each other 5. Power rangers: the pink one 6. Crack: sucks 8. Food: depends on what it is 9. The President: sucks 10. War: doesn't all add up 11. Cars: trucks 12. Gas Prices: expensive 13. Halloween: rocks 14. Bon Jovi: hate them 15. Religion: have fun with that 16. Myspace: my perspective on life 17. Worst fear: Being alone 18. Marriage: not no time soon 19. Paris Hilton: can you say whore 20. Brunettes: been one 21. Redhead: been there 22: Politics: don't like them 23: Pass the time: party 24. One night stands: not my deal 25. My Cell phone: stays with me 26: Pet Peeves: a bunch of peeps near me 27: Pixie Stix: good 28: Vanilla Ice cream: sucks 29: Porta Potties: won't use 30: Highschool: skipped most times 31. Pajamas: shirt and underwear 32. Wood: many types 33. Wet Socks: hate them 34. Alc

A Poem By Me
Broken Tears Broken tears, though I show no fears, it all brings me unimaginable pain, although I cannot explain, all this agony and distress, it has put me to a test, of finding myself, all over again I lost myself, in a far away place, and these thoughts seem not to cease, but bring me closer to sanity, all I blame for this is you, A living hell for those who do not know, questions I have never been asked, run rapidly through my blood, thoughts unspoken, dying to escape, though I show no fear, for these broken tears... ~Jessie Marie Goodwin ~December 20, 2005

Hey Every One
hi i wanted to inform everyone that im going away this weekend so i wont be a ble to speak to any one so i will return on monday hope everyone has a great and fun weekend as i am going to so have fun enjoy life talk with you later

Push Me Over The Edge....
hey my sweet friends.....so close to the next level.... if ya haven't already would ya rate and or comment my pics.....this way i can add more pics and more to my family.... hugs, just becky

I'm As Dead As Dead Can Be The Doctor Tells Me
as we kiss goodbye Joy fades to black as we kiss goodbye say these farewells before I venture into the void lost in your absence how has this become what brought us to this point searching a new path find our new lives we bury the remains of our life here at these fateful crossroads as we kiss goodbye. by john m

~nothing Compares 2 You~
NOTHING COMPARES 2 U (Sinead o'connor) (God I love this song!) It's been seven hours and fifteen days Since u took your love away I go out every night and sleep all day Since u took your love away Since u been gone I can do whatever I want I can see whomever I choose I can eat my dinner in a fancy restaurant But nothing I said nothing can take away these blues `Cause nothing compares Nothing compares 2 u It's been so lonely without u here Like a bird without a song Nothing can stop these lonely tears from falling Tell me baby where did I go wrong I could put my arms around every boy I see But they'd only remind me of you I went to the doctor n'guess what he told me Guess what he told me He said girl u better have fun No matter what u do But he's a fool `Cause nothing compares Nothing compares 2 u All the flowers that u planted, mama In the back yard All died when u went away I know that living with u baby was sometimes hard B

Christmas Gifts...
So....only two more people to buy gifts for....I really need to get cracking this weekend. And my friend Doug asked me what I want for Christmas. I've had to put a lot of thought into what I'd really like....stuff-wise. I'd like to add to my collection of anime cels. I've got cels from Ayashi no Ceres, Fushigi Yuugi and Jubei-chan but I'd love to have more as well as cels from Trigun. I'm not too picky yet. I mean, I have favorite characters and episodes but gift-wise I wouldn't be picky. So at least I can finally tell people what I want. *laughs*

Slave Screams, Thing He Has Something To Say
bringer of the dawn Floating on the air beyond the clouds she reaches smiles of the sun twilight in her eyes sunrise in her trail beckoning a new day she brings life to the dying heart is she an angel a goddess in disguise enchantress from below questions best unspoken answers left unheard for I care not to hear spellbound and enchanted finding bliss within her touch always wanting more waiting for her approach she's the bringer of the dawn. by john m

Females Bullshytt
Why is it when your on the internet .. And you come across a page and see a happy couple .. and all that that most not all females ..Dont respect that.. They still have to come on to your husband. They take a simple compliment like your beautiful or sexy as being a pick up line. First off.. If My man was here to pick UP anyone.. Which he dont need to be because he could easily find it on the street here.. But second. Half these people are fake.. and second.. obv if OUR pics and his profile reads IN a Relationship IT means just that. Hes not leaving me .. Hes not looking .. He loves me .. and Thats the end of the story. RESPECT PEOPLE.. WHERE is it in this World today. And its mostly young 17 and 18 year old females who I cant understand if they are so pretty and all why cant they find a man where they live they have to look in other states Makes you wonder right whats wrong with them or if that is really them at all..All Im saying.. Respect.. Damn..

It Seems Everything Is Grey And There's No Color To Behold
corridors walk the empty halls shattered dreams these empty frames pictures of my life broken hopes scattered among the debris can i overcome this face these obsticles clear a new path through this place the corridors of my mind. by john m

"dreams"
Dreams are wanted reality Dreams are definitions of wha people want to be Dreams define heart Dreams define evil Dreams are the mental link to many different people Dreams are trajic Dreams are romantic Trajic dreams begin with romantic endings Romantic dreams end with trajic beginnings Dreams define life Dreams introduce peace Dreams are eternal bliss Sometimes dreams begin and then end with a gentle loveing kiss Without dreams there is no life Without dreams there is chaos Without dreams I shall die Only with dreams shall I be revived

Note From The Universe
A Note from the Universe You know, you've been blessed with a great number of gifts. Your insights, good taste, and savoir-faire. Friends who adore you, elements that support you, and spiritual laws that serve you. Yet, in my book at least, what really takes the cake, is that you get to be you. I pulled a few strings. The Universe

Raise 'em Up!!!
ODYSSEY OF THE DEVIL HORNS Who is responsible for bringing metal’s famous hand signal to the tribe? ~ By STEVE APPLEFORD ~ It is called the mano cornuto, the horned hand, with index finger and pinkie raised proudly as the sign of the beast, ready for an unholy wave to your favorite demon king. The Horns of Cernunnos. The woolly Goat of Mendes. And the edifice of Scaccia Scalogna, source of the ancient code to defeat the “evil eye” and its power to wilt the fruit on trees and the mojo of men. Or, it means nothing at all – nothing beyond the international greeting to heavy metal ecstasy, aimed at all the flawed rock gods with their Marshall amps and electric guitars. It is there that the horns still carry some tribal significance, and where the local monster metal fest might carry a giant foam-rubber facsimile of the horned hand to be waved from across the arena, as harmless as a pillow. Satan must miss the attention. It had been his for centuries, used with conviction jus

Compassionate Actions
When we come into contact with the other person, our thoughts and actions should express our mind of compassion, even if that person says and does things that are not easy to accept. We practice in this way until we see clearly that our love is not contingent upon the other person being lovable. ~Thich Nhat Hanh

Soul Enslavement
Crooked pictures Broken glass Abstract paintings of my past Not quite sure of how I feel Before the crusifix I kneel Torn up photo's scattered about I raise my voice to scream and shout Injustice to the weaker ones Both the daughters and the sons The mothers and the fathers too Brothers, sisters, me and you Forgiveness for the judges please The one's who hold the shackle keys Captives relesed and free to go With guards still posted, high and low Kelley Michelle Turbyfill Copyright ©2006 Kelley Michelle Turbyfill

The Wiccan Rede
These Eight words the Rede fulfill: "An Ye Harm None, Do What Ye Will" "And It Harm None, Do As Ye Will" or "Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law, Love is the Law, Love under Will." I relate the Rede to the Golden Rule "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you" and the folksy "What goes around, comes around." I also relate it to multiplicity, in that what you send out is returned to you magnified according to the intensity of what you put out. The use of the number three (what you put out shall be returned to you threefold) that Gardner introduced is symbolic of multiplicity and not an actual number. I also believe that people who are trained in the magical arts or are simply highly aware are held more accountable to this universal law, since they cannot claim they "didn't know the gun was loaded". In other words, if you are fully aware of your actions and the consequences then you will reap the reward or the backlash. On the other hand, a child or a mentally

"life"
Life is the beginning Life is the end For most, life, to them is a sin Life is the creator The creator is life The creator creates life Life creates the creator Life is the dream Life is a reality Life is meaning Life has no meaning Life is living Living is not life Living is hell Hell is a book In this book is life Life is hell Our creator created this hell So who or what is our creator????

Simple Vs Real
A simple friend identifies himself when he calls. A real friend doesn't have to. A simple friend opens a conversation with a full news bulletin on his life. A real friend says, "What's new with you?" A simple friend thinks the problems you whine about are recent. A real friend says, "You've been whining about the same thing for 14 years. Get off your duff and do something about it." A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears. A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book. A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean. A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed. A real friend asks you why you took so long to call. A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems. A real friend seeks to help you with your problems. A simple friend wonders

"tested Moon"
We bring back the refurbished vision os slitude. Emotional laws were broken with provisional scars. Scarecly seeing any enlightening light from this poor broken soul. We are the men of the moon! Our translucent bodies entrap the ineer part of our being. Trapped souls; Captured by an almighty force. Kept and deprived of lifes' sweet nectar Voyuering spirited minds met their goal, but was never to accomplish it. Infinite thought, infinite time and being alone triggers a seperation Mind and body lose their neumonic connection and become part of my world. Welcome to "Tested Moon!"

Special Lady
Baby, for every time that you felt love was taken for granted And I didn't care Well, these are just a few words To let you know how I feel Hey, yeah (Let me be the first to let you know) Oh, I had an awful dream That you were needing someone else's love to take the place of mine So I over came the distance That challenged my persistence I let my ego go and drowned my pride And you ask why You're such a special lady Though I haven't told you lately So let me be the first to let you know Such a special lady Though I haven't told you lately So let me be the first to let you know One more thing I need to say Is that I need you every day It's not the same 'till you come back to me Girl I've loved you from conception So if you follow my direction I'll lead you where you always need to be Right next to me, oh You're such a special lady Though I haven't told you lately So let me be the first to let you know Such a special lady Though I haven't told you lat

"halls Of The Blind"
I can see what you see not Peice of mind can not be sought Vision milke; Then eyes rot When you turn they will be gone Wispering their hidden song Trying to see what you fear most A shadow moves without a pulse Then you see what can not be Shadows move where light should be Running from darkness will take forever Chance to make it; Maybe never Out of darkness; Out of mind Cast down from the halls of the blind.

Lamar Hunt
Chiefs' founder Lamar Hunt dies Visionary owner changed face of professional football By RANDY COVITZ and KENT PULLIAM The Kansas City Star Lamar Hunt was a sportsman. A visionary. An entrepreneur. A gentleman. And a bit of a rebel. Hunt, founder of the Kansas City Chiefs and one of America’s most innovative and creative sports figures of the past half-century, died about 9:40 p.m. Wednesday at a Dallas hospital of complications from prostate cancer. He was 74. Hunt’s decision to relocate the Dallas Texans of the fledgling and struggling American Football League and rename them the Kansas City Chiefs in 1963 helped establish the region as a major-league community and ensured big-time sports would continue here for generations to come. His belief in Kansas City was rewarded by the club’s appearance in two of the first four Super Bowls, with the Chiefs winning the NFL championship in 1970. “He changed our way of life,” said civic booster Bill Grigsby, a member of the Ch

So...yesterday Sucked..
If you have read my other blogs [bruises of many etc:] then you would know about my relationship with my mother [or lack there of] She's always dont things to tear me down and I have always forgiven her.. in june [haven't talked to her since]..I had my last straw..I am over being there to sacrafice my pain [caused by her]so that she can feel better about herself....or atleast thats what I keep telling myself. Yesterday was her birthday, and maybe some of you would just think "fuck her" ..but she is the one person in my life that I have let screw me over more then I can count and still have a peice of my heart left for her. As I was finishing up the last bit of christmas shopping I found myself looking at things that I would have gotten her for christmas and her birthday.. and it only made me think of the loss I felt. later yesterday I was listening to punch much and heard the Christina song "hurt" ..and being the emotional type person I am I let a few tears fall from my eyes because

My Sex Score!
You scored as Hot. You are Hot, you scream and are wild, people love doing anything sexual with you. Hot 100% Soft 100% Sweet 100% Wet 69% Exciting 50% Violent 38% Shy 25% Awkward 13% What is your sexual style? created with QuizFarm.com

New To This Site
single male here bored tired of bots and game players lookin for a woman for freinds and more not real sure bout this site seems cool as hell been on it a day and already love it lookin for people from MI real people for real meets and real fun so holla back and lets start rakin up them cherry points seems thats the main goal here so tell me how you help me Ill help you holla back

Wedings
A woman who had been married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding. "Of course, madam," replied the sales clerk, "Exactly what type and color dress are you looking for?" The bride to be said: "A long frilly white dress with a veil." The sales clerk hesitated a bit, then said, "Please don't take this the wrong way, but gowns of that nature are considered more appropriate for brides who are being married the first time - for those who are a bit more innocent, if you know what I mean? Perhaps ivory or sky blue would be nice?" "Well," replied the customer, a little peeved at the clerk's directness,"I can assure you that a white gown would be quite appropriate. Believe it or not, despite all my marriages, I remain as innocent as any first-time bride. You see, my first husband was so excited about our wedding, he died as we were checking into our hotel." "My second husband and I got int

Top 10 Worst Company Urls
Top ten unintentionally worst company URLs. 1. A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is www.whorepresents.com 2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com 3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at www.penisland.net 4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at www.therapistfinder.com 5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company… www.powergenitalia.com 6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales: www.molestationnursery.com 7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always www.ipanywhere.com 8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is www.cummingfirst.com 9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website: www.speedofart.com 10. Want to holiday in Lake Taho

Tis The Season For Sickness
To all my friends out there. I will be gone for awhile due to having surgery. I hope that things go ok so that I may continue to talk and have fun will all my friends. May you all have a wonder Christmas and Happy New Year ! Courtesy of MsTags.com

Car Carma - Horoscope
Car Carma When bad things happen to good drivers, is your "Astrological Sign" to blame? Car Carma describes the influence your astrological sign has over your driving. What Drove Me To Write The Book "Car Carma"? Click here for the book: http://www.insurancehotline.com/carcarmahome.html I wondered why some drivers always get into accidents and others always get tickets. So I compared 100,000 driving records to the driver’s astrological sign and it showed a clear trend. Here are the rankings, from worst to best: Number 1 Worst: Libra - Sept. 24 to Oct. 22: Libra is the "sign of the scales", it craves balance and consensus. Libra doesn’t like to make snap decisions. But rush hour traffic is not a time for seeking driver approval, or for being indecisive. 2nd Worst Position: Aquarius - Jan. 21 to Feb.19: They’re impulsive, and ruled by the Planet of speed and rebellion. Aquarians need to get a better grip behind the wheel. 3rd Worst Position: Aries - M

Why Is It??
Why is it that when you find someone you really care about n wanna be with it never seems to work?? Why is it that everyone else finds true love n when i think it comes to me it really isnt?? I dont know what else to do anymore...i wanna love someone i want someone to love me! I just want to take care of someone n be with that one special girl for the rest of my life...Ever sence i met my ex i thought it was true love but then shit happened n i didnt know anymore...I had a good thing for me n i fucked it up! I dont wanna be alone anymore i wanna feel loved i wanna love someone...i just dont know what to do or think anymore! Im depressed n always cry myself to sleep at night bcuz im alone n have no one to talk too. i just want to give up on everything, on life, on love...i just dont know!

Help!!
I Only Need 1,393 Points Before I Get To Level 18..Please Stop By And Rate My Pics!!...Then Leave Me A User Comment Saying You Did So And I Will Hit Ya Back. Thanks Lovlies x0x -Ash Mrs.Flyhead@ CherryTAP

My World
hello cherries hello my friends just i want to drop some love to all of u there we are so far from us but i feel that we really like familly here thanks for all of u about every thing u do for me there are many nice ladies in there and many gentelmens i wish the luck for all of u so please all of u sat safe and keep in touch it is like i cant live without any one from all of u with all the love on the world i say merry christmas my friends and for all the world trible_xxx-alfa-fox-99

Refreshing!
I met a girl from online today. She was the greatest! We met, we went parking, and she sucked my cock and swallowed my whole load. After that, I took care of her needs. She's a busy woman with her own life and just wants to get laid like me. She said that she had met other guys from online, but they all have some other motive. I was honest, and told the truth, I'm horny and want nothing else, and the truth set me free! I guess it goes back to being a biker and living the way I live, god it makes life much less complicated! I'm having a great day, how bout you?!

Drizzle
Drizzle Lightly sprinkle all about Falling like sugar spun silk threads Drizzle on my frazzled nerves Cause me lose my mind Like a confection forbidden sweet Drizzle now dessert complete Whipped up frenzy, oh that¡¦s me Oh please give and satisfy--be The cherry on my sundae dish I won¡¦t waste my promised wish Lips of hunger need to know What is in this sugary flow Covered on a sticky spoon With each lick my body does swoon¡K Lick my lips won¡¦t waste one bit Suck my fingers, yes each tip Drizzle fine this sugar sweet Good thing I am kneeling Not standing on my feet¡K Oh I enjoy this tasty concoction No guilt do I feel As I sup this delicious treat For it¡¦s a gift from my dear sweet „¦ Dawn Marie 2006

Darn
Well I have played for a long time my husbansd is going home and my kids are fighting like crazy...I have no patients for whining....grrr hopefully I can come back in a bit but I will leave my status as away....hehehe

Three Staples
Sean is back at work today, though he's not supposed to be yet. He needs the money. I don't blame him. He's fine as far as I can tell. Three staples on top of his head, that's all. I missed him. He's wondermous. I have a cigarette burn on the corner of my mouth. I saw Robbie yesterday and he tickled me while he was smoking and I doubled over and hit the damn cigarette. Hurts like hell. Let me tell you. Kinda looks like I have herpes now. FAB! Hate it... I'm not mad at him though. It was just nice to see him, and kissed it when he realized what happened. He's sweet... I've missed him a lot. He told me he's an asshole now and that he uses people. He told me about his gf (one month on the 15th) and asked how my boy-luck is. It really sucked to tell him I had yet to find an actual boyfriend and that I just basically sleep around. He didn't seem phazed. We walked around the Southlands and then I tried to jump his car for him. I failed but I made an effort. I miss him a lot still... I wis

"busy"
I have come to hate the word "busy." One of my friends who I have talked to and known for three years (online, we did kind of run into each other a few times when we were living in Hawaii)... has been busy CONSTANTLY since I went to visit him in Eastern Washington two months ago. He hasn't called once since I drove 600 miles round trip to see him. When I did go to see him, I had planned on staying for two nights in a hotel and well he called me the 2nd morning from his school and said he would be busy with college and classes until 8 pm. OK. WHAT the fuck... I drove across the entire state and yes, I know that college is very important but he had told me before I came out that he had the day off. So now that he met me, suddenly he can't hang out? It made me feel very, very bad inside. I ended up leaving Spokane at around 3 or 4 pm. Anyway to make a long story short, he said he felt bad cuz he was sooo "busy." I think it was just the fact that he met me, and that I'm n

♥from My Baby To Me♥
He saw her over the gulf of eternity Sitting under the great oak. Her body swathed in pure white chiffon and lace, White and pure and soft. Her legs up Her body cradled over the box... the box of gold.. her gift. She sat there crying, Her sobs touching every fibre of her soul. For inside the box, was her gift, of love, her soul, her desire, her need. The precious seeds of her womanhood. With love those seeds would grow, venture out of the box into the sunlight, and through their growth fill her life with color the beautiful perfume of flowers, the wonder of birds and butterflies attracted by it's beauty. But her box was grey, Covered with years of neglect, the seeds resting on bone-dry soil. Her heart in hibernation. Her tears tracing lines down her cheek. He watched her. He understood. She fell asleep. She woke to see him there The box cradled lovingly in his lap Toolbox by his side. He was a million miles away across the great gulf yet see

Thank You
Please pass on to all your friends/family. Thanks. Something cool that Xerox is doing If you go to this web site, www.letssaythanks.com , you can pick out a thank you card and Xerox will print it and it will be sent to a soldier that is currently serving in Iraq. You can't pick out who gets it, but it will go to some member of the armed services.

Let Us Pray...
Prayer for our soldiers. Prayer: "Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need. Amen." Prayer Request: When you receive this, please stop for a moment and say a prayer for our troops around the world. Of all the gifts you could give a Marine, Soldier, Sailor, Airman, & others deployed in harm's way, prayer is the very best one.

If You Wanna Reach Me
With right now not being at home and crashing at friends house, I sometimes get on web messenger, but its hard to type, Yahoo messenger is not working at the libary and the only one is msn if you want to reach me add me on msn mine is beargurl_1973@yahoo.com (yes that is my msn)

Ignite
Ignite Eruptions ignite inside the soul¡K Lick the flames they take there toll¡K Fingertips spark moistened skin¡K Feels like the flames are rising within¡K Burn flame of power¡K Burn strong in this hour¡K Hot, spilling over like lava to flow¡K Nerves feel like chords being plucked as you go¡K Go from my lips to the nape of my neck¡K All in an instant my senses a wreck¡K Ignite, place your match to the place that you seek¡K Your touch is the fire that makes my body weak¡K Shivering, but not from cold¡K Your body now to me you mold¡K Melting¡K Dripping¡K Molding¡K Bending¡K Blended senses awaken and rise¡K Hold on tight this would be wise¡K Colors, yellow orange and red¡K Your touch is making me lose my head¡K Lava flow just bubbling hot¡K Waiting, and hanging in one dark spot¡K Burning the core slowly and pure¡K Can¡¦t stop--can¡¦t stop of this I am sure¡K Wails from the flames that lick at my nerves¡K Spinning and churning, oh this I deserve¡K De

This Little Girl Rocks!
Follow this link to watch Alanna Blinn. Bob Munden look out! Shes damn fast with a gun. http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?p=alanna+blinn&ei=UTF-8&oid=c53f8226046d9de8&rurl=www.fastdraw.org&vdone=http%3A%2F%2Fuk.video.yahoo.com%2Fvideo%2Fsearch%3Fp%3Dalanna%2Bblinn%26ei%3DUTF-8&fr=&.fdbk=rev:0

If You Are Unhappy
IF YOU ARE UNHAPPY Once upon a time,there was nonconforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter. however, soon the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly started to fly south. In a short time ice began to form on his wings and he fell to earth in a barnyard, almost frozen. A cow came by and crapped on the sparrow. The sparrow thought it was the end. But,the mature warmed him and defrosted his wings. Warm and happy,able to breath,he started to sing. Just then a large cat came by and hearing the chirping,investigating the sounds. The cat cleared away the manure,found the chirping bird and prompley ate him. THE MORAL OF THE STORY: EVERYONE WHO SHITS ON YOU IS NOT NECESSARILY YOUR ENEMY. EVERYONE WHO GETS YOU OUT OF THE SHIT IS NOT NECESSARILY YOUR FRIEND. AND, IF YOUR WARM AND HAPPY IN A PILE OF SHIT, KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!!!!!!!

A Marriage Poem
The Art of Marriage A good marriage must be created In the art of marriage the little things are the big things It is never being too old to hold hands It is remembering to say “ I Love You” at least once a day It is never going to sleep angry It is having a mutual sense of value and common objectives It is standing together facing the world It is forming a circle of love that gathers in the whole family It is speaking words of appreciation and demonstrating gratitude in thoughtful ways It is having the capacity to forgive and forget It is giving an atmosphere in which each can grow It is finding room for the things of the spirit It is a common search for the good and beautiful It is not only marrying the right partner, It is being the right partner Author: Unknown

How Is Your Self Esteem?
You Have Low Self Esteem 48% of the Time While you sometimes feel good about yourself, you tend to struggle a little with self esteem issues. It's not about changing who you are, it's about accepting your faults. You just need to be less critical and demanding of yourself! How is Your Self Esteem?

People
You know what is funny???? People..... People are the funniest thing on this earth... God must be rolling in either laughter or tears because of how stupid people can be. HA HA HA HA. I mean look at us: we have been so screwed up since the fall of Adam and Eve. Now 6,000 years later you have people who are either one of the falling. 1.Childern of God 2. Unbelievers 3. Lost people in a dying world 4. Lovers 5. Haters 6. Friends 7. Enemies 8. Dreamers 9. Losers 10. Winners 11. Military 12. Gays 13. Tattoo people 14. Thinkers 15. Drifters 16. Bitches 17. Whores 18. Crackheads 19. Those that are dying from some kind of Illness 20. Those that what all the attention and can't get it 21. Those who are WAY to bossy and demanding 22. Those who don't listen to anything 23. Those who don't care about others feelings 24. Those who stick up for people and get knocked down 24. Goverment officals 25. Republians 26. Dems 27. Libs 28. And those who jus

A Woman
A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, "I've some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order. The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting. "Well daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things don't go well. In this case, things aren't well. I have cancer. Let's head to the club and have a martini." After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less somber. There were some laughs and more martinis. They were eventually approached by some of the woman's old friends, who were curious as to what the two were celebrating. The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end. "I have been diagnosed with AIDS." The friends gave the woman their condolences, and they had a couple of more martinis. After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whispered, "Momma,

Separated By A Common Language
I have just learned something very important today. Nobody speaks in the exact same language as you do. We may all think we speak the same language, but we do not. I learned this from an interaction with someone I cared about very much and who I thought loved me. We have known each other for many years and had some very rough times. Heck, we have both been told by mental health professionals to just stop trying because there were too many issues between us. But stupidly, we both kept trying. This did teach me an important lesson in communication. The lesson in it's simplest form is this: if you do not say EXACTLY what the other person wants to hear at the EXACT RIGHT TIME and in the EXACT RIGHT WAY then you may as well never say anything to them at all. Why is that? I do not exactly know. My guess is that we all have this strange little view of the people we have in our lives that gets fixed in an instant and anything that happens AFTER that image is imprinted gets

Vote For Me!!!
HEY Y'ALL!!!!! COME VOTE FOR JASON AND I IN THE CUTEST COUPLE CONTEST! IT STARTS TONIGHT AT 7PM AND GOES THRU SUNDAY AT 12 AM. COMMENT COMMENT COMMENT US!! WE APPRECIATE ALL THE LOVE! UBER CHERRY QUEEN@ CherryTAP

She's Broken Inside
Crashing waves Erupting volcanoes Do not compare to the fire raging inside Her heart ripped from her chest As she hears those words spoken That her sister has passed Opera highs Organs notes Do not compare to screams bursting from her mouth As she stubbles to the ground Shaking like a mountain tumbling down Dark clouds roll in her head Thunder and lightning are singing to her in melodies Deep in her mind Blanking eyes stare forth Her soul shattering like diamonds Pieces of her fall to the floor Like a broken mirror she is reflected A million and one pieces Never to be whole again

A Tale Of Tease
A Tale of Tease I walk slowly about the darkened hallway, as you are standing there waiting for me by the doorway to the bedroom. The candlelight inside the room flickers invitingly from behind you. The outline of your beautiful body magically leans there against the doorway, and I can barely make out the smile on your beautiful, full lips. The smell of sweet musk floating about me, as I drop my overcoat to the floor on the way towards you. Your arms extend outward to wrap themselves around my neck, as you draw me in for a deep kiss, that has me ignited the moment my lips touch yours. Effortlessly you spin me around, to pin me to the wall, as you start sliding down my body, unbuttoning my shirt with your teeth and tongue, one by one, and with each button freed I hear the sigh of sweet relief. The shirt gets thrown open so that you can immediately start devouring at my chest. The kisses, and the nibbles turn ferociously to biting as your hands have freed me from my pants, and you

My First
Tada! here it is. my first blog EVER! lol. today im feeling anxious cause im planning a stagette for my cousins wife-to-be, im the maid of honor so i get to be the head instigator this weekend >:-P the only thing i need now is some "entertainment"...any takers? lol well i wil let you all know how it goes. have a great weekend ;-)

Tarzan And Jane
When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex? " Tarzan not know sex " he replied. Jane explained to him what sex was. Tarzan said " Oh,....Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree. " Horrified Jane said, " Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly. " She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground. " Here " she said, pointing to her privates, " you must put it in here. " Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch! Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she managed to grasp for air and screamed " What did you do that for ? " Tarzan replied, " check for squirrel first. "

Honey...
I'm home... Tired as hell tonight. I feel like I did the work of all our stock people today. But - good news is, I have a four day weekend. Which means that I'll have some time to catch up on cleaning, and decoratin for Christmas. I am really into the holiday this year. Which hasn't happened since the last Christmas I spent with my dad. He was the big guy that liked the holidays...He'd decorate and get festive. Right now - The only reason my mom and me visit with the rest of my dads brothers and sisters is because of my brother and my cousin. I really think if they weren't born - our family would not celebrate the holidays. In the previous years, that would have been just dandy with me. Today one of my moms aunts, sent us a Christmas card...and in it was a picture of me and my parents from when I was a little girl. I almost cried...I could not stop staring at it...If I can get my scanner to work, I'll scan it and post it here.. Sorry this turned out to be such a long post.

What Baggage Do We Carry?
WHAT BAGGAGE DO WE CARRY? What do we carry? What mostly burdens our hearts? What ghost lies in our closet? Or are we failing from from the start? The baggage that we carry, Weighting us down day by day, Or the emotional roller coster, And games people play. Is it self preservation, That's put you on this road, Escaping what is familiar, Trying to loosing our load. Can you turn that one eighty, And not look back, Breath deep my friend, It is not dibnity you lack. What about that baggage that you carry, Is it lined in bear skin, Is it toughen by weathered years, Can it with stand the force within, Is it cushioned by tenderness, That seeps out from our eyes, A lonely heart that is weeping, there is no disguise. We all have our own baggage, It is what makes us who we are, It is what makes us who we are, It is our triumphs and our failures, That makes each and every scar. Now breath deep again my friend, And see, I have my own baggage too,

Tears Fall
I try so hard to fight back the tears It doesn't work it never has They just fall on their own Like a waterfall Old memories come back up And the tears take over I don't want to cry But i just can't help it There's too much stuff i left held back in my heart I can't open up It hurts too much No one understands They just tell me to suck it up Well i have news for them One day they'll be a wreck like i am now And i won't help them They didn't listen Which made me who i am I hate to cry I always tell myself i won't Then what do i do? I cry

Ct's Sexiest Daddy 2006...plz Read
OK HERE IS THE DEAL I WILL OPEN CONTEST AT 9 PM EST. THIS IS MY FAULT WHILE MAKING YALL A NICE PAGE, I SEEMD TO HAVE SPAMMED THE BULLETIN BOARD, AND NEARLY GOT DELETED FROM CT. SO THEY SAID IM LUCKY GAL AND HELL FIX IT TOMORROW, SO FOR NOW WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE BLOG THING... IF YOU DONT ALREADY HAVE YOUR PIC LINK CONTACT ME ASAP SO THAT I MAY GET IT TO U IN TIME. 1ST ROUND IS BASED ON RATES ONLY 2ND ROUND IS BASED ON COMMENTS ONLY THE 2 WILL BE AVERAGED TOGETHER AND THE WINNER WILL RECIEVE A NICE SEXY DADDY TAG AND A GIFT FROM ME YOUR NIGHT ANGEL. THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE...AS USUAL

So Many Friends
Well I have met so many great people on here. Just to bad that nobody is close enough to meet or single if they are. Anyway just some wishful thinking for Christmas....You all have a great weekend.

From My Eyes
There are people who I just don't like Sluts whores cocky asses and more When people are ignorant and stupid They just don't listen and cause disturbance Judgemental hypocryites from religion and life All should just suddenly fall down and die Polititions are all corrupt and annoying These kind of people shouldn't have the say in what our country can or can't do or whose other buisness we neddle through Why is it when I just act like me I get stares of disgust from "normal" people I'm dark and disturbed according to them But they just don't understand why I am the way I am People need to learn to walk in others' shoes and learn how to see the perspective of those who the majority claims as "uncool" or "outcast" We can only take so much pain in one life If and when we hit the breaking point of our time will seem all but wasted existance was pointless No one cared no one loved no one worried Everday there are those who take their lives That could still

What Dose Your Middle Name Mean?
L : Everyone loves you. O: awesome kisser. U : You really like to chill. I : You Are Great in bed. S : Fuckin crazy. Delete the other person's middle name and repost this with the title "what does your middle name mean?" in 11 minutes and something wonderful will happen A : You like to drink B : You like people. C : You are really silly. D : You like to drink. E : You are a party animal F : You are dead sexy. G : You never let people tell you what to do. H : You have a very good personality and good looks. I : You Are Great in bed. J : People Adore You K : You're wild and crazy. L : Everyone loves you M : best kisser ever. N: You like to drink. O: awesome kisser. P : You are popular with all types of people. Q : You are a hypocrite. R : Easy to fall in love with. S : Fuckin crazy. T : Easy to fall in love with. U : You really like to chill. V : You are not judgemental. W : You are very broad minded. X : You never let people tell you what to do. Y

New Pc
I have finally got a new (free 2nd hand) PC. This one is flasher, it runs Win XP instead of Win 98. Now I finally have PC so can get back on the interweb thingy I am going away for 10 days so won't be on anyway.

Love Your Enemies
She didn’t really like me I really don’t know why She made mean remarks Whenever I passed by She did it all the time And I just did it right back But that didn’t help The situation was still black It’s so hard to love them Those you almost hate If it were somewhat easier It would be almost great It makes it so hard When they say those mean things When ignored you get embarrassed Wishing you could fly if having wings Instead of ignoring Reply with a word that’s kind It will make a difference You never know what you will find

Life
They always say you cant write A poem About life but poems are everything about life people write to learn from their experinces with life love death and everything in between that matters to you the most life isnt just something to do just to say you did life is real real situations have to be taken in consideration life is life nobody can write about it well guess what? i just did Everybody does wether they think so or not everybody writes about life and the fact of living

I Dyed Me Hair Again
So like I dyed my hair again..Its not blue no more its all one color....ITs bright blonde like really bright blonde with to red stricks on the top becuz the red was from when i mixed it with my blue but it looks really cool...lol...pics will be coming soon thought you guys would want to know oh and it brings out my eyes really good

A Passion...it's Part Of The Art
Something I got into years ago, about 7 now, is ballroom dancing. It became a passion of mine. I quit a decent paying job to teach simply for the thousands of dollars of free lessons I'd get while a begginer instructor. It's a time to express me as I am, mentally, physically and spiritually. A time to make an art out of the atmosphere I'm in. I hear the music and it guides me. I feel my partner and I sculpt her. Combined comes this expression of what's being spoken to my heart at the time. It could be alive and vibrant with much zeal for life! A translationa and celebration of freedom and life. Swing! Swing hard and wild and free! Mix it all; jive, lindey, jitter bug, east coast and create your own style! It's all about you being you. Maybe someday I'll be as great as one of the greatest swing dancers of all time - Jimmy Stuart! Other times a waltz will play and I'll want to flow with how much I feel as all become right with the world. Beauty of life, friendsh

My Messenger Ids Girls Only
MY YAHOO MESSENGER ID IS rick_willis2001@yahoo.com AND MY MSN MESSENGER ID IS knightrider_777_77@hotmail.com PLEASE READ ALL MY PROFILE IN LOSTCHERRY GIRLS AND LOOK AT ALL MY PICS GIRLS

Some Girls
Some girls are just born with glitter in their veins Never knowing how to grow up or change their fate Forever sparkling and glowing in the shine of this life Skipping along never knowing wrong from right It's a damn shame for anyone to have come this far To just smear their faces with dark black makeup And leave the house too late at night Some girls are just born with ribbons in their hair Not a care in the world Weaving in and out of random parties And crawling out of foreign beds every other night of the week Attempting to find their too tight pants In someone elses dark disgusting bedroom Some girls are just born with a cigarette in their mouths Looking like forever permanent groupies Scribbling their nails with semi permanent nothings Waiting for some boy that will never come around To sweep them off their dirty sneakered feet Some girls are just born with fake rings on their hands Letting the jet set life get to their head And forgetting to eat when th

Life ...
I a wahy i dontlike to talk about this or not even to think about that But sometimes i feel that i will explode or go crazy again . _The last week was a nightmare , i didnt sleep at all and the pain was to grreat , the lever ghot twice his size and it was like a rock inside my body Sometimes i whist to takeit out and finish whit all this shit I allmoust call a friend again to ask him if he can ghet me some cocaine to sleep for a few hours . I did that bafore but i dont want to ghet use to that shit . My medication it dosent help anymore my body start to ghet use to that and hawe no efect I dont know what to do anymore i try allmoust everyting posibile in this word and is not helping me ( only for a short period ) But i will do like i did untill now fight and control this fucking pain Sorry if my spelling sucks but right now i am so tired and so fuckt up that i bearly see and heare i am like in a thick fog FUCK !!!

Drunk
Indubitably Innovative Preliminary Proliferation Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK: Specificity British Constitution Loquacious Transubstantiate THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK: Thanks, but I don't want to have sex. Nope, no more booze for me. Sorry, but you're not really my type. Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight. Oh, I just couldn't....No one wants to hear me sing

Chip And Dales
WoW hell yeah I am going to T-Town tomorro night.. I am going to see the GEORGIOUS Chip and Dales.. Yes they are sexy.. I got V.I.P tickets so I am going to have some fun... I wish everyone could come with me.. If you are in the Texarkana area you should come to Shooters.. Other then that I got my hair cut today. I didnt think it was all that really. I wish I just didnt do anything to it. I will have pics later to show. I am real tired and there is nothing to do.. Well I am thinking of a name I could use on here I need a new Alis.. LOL.. I just dont know.. Well peace out.. MaMi

Me First, I Guess!!!!
ok, let's fess up. What is the most embarrassing thing that has happened during sex. Could be 1 on 1, thressome, orgy, masturbation etc.... I have two that I can think of, but I will start off with one and if we get reponses I will post the other. I will start with the more mild of the two, that was embarrasing for both of us: It is during the college years and me and a girl I hooked up earlier in the evening went to this party. We got hammered and started to fool around. This was on the couch in the middle of a room full of people. One thing led to another and she started giving me a blowjob as a laid down on the couch. Things were going great, then I asked her to deepthroat me. She said that she never had tried it before, but I coaxed her into giving it a try. SO,m she slowly tryies to take all of me in, but then starts to gag some. After a moment she tries again, then with no warning, one small gag and then she hurls over my dick, balls and my stomach. All of this in

Thoughts Of You
It's always nice to see your sweet face and the glow in your eyes... The smile on your face is worth a million words... I wait to hear the sound of your voice... and the touch of your hand... And one day be safely wrapped in your loving arm...

Anyone In The Lower Michigan Area!!!
so if you check out my profile you will see that I am in fact a tattoo artist...and I am extending the offer of some sick-ass discounts to those of you within my area or even to those who want to travel to me....if you come in and get some work done (tattoo or piercing). the discount only applies obviously if I do the work. and if you bring in a group of people your discount may be even greater. but for those of you who are not familiar with were I am at or what the shop is called it is as follows: Fat Scott @ N2SKIN Tattoos 30709 W. 12 Mile rd. Farmington Hills, MI 48334 (248)478-3404 so again...if anyone of you out there in cherryland would like a PROFESSIONAL tattoo or piercing, I am at the adress/number above and I am available 12n-9pm tues-thurs, 12n-11pm fri-sat, and 12n-7pm sun. so come one come all....AND GET A FUCKING TATTOO OR PIERCING. be safe, live life fAT sCOTT

Plane
Dece 22, I well be going out of town. In this will be my first time getting on the plane. People told me that I should stay up that whole night in just go to sleep on the plane, so I could have my sleep that I need. So, how can I get a 3 hours sleep if my plane is a 3 hours filght? I just want to know what people think about that

My Son, The Veteranarian
Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000 in the collection plate. It went on for weeks until the priest, overcome with curiosity, approached her. "My dear, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate," he stated. "Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money, and what I don't need I give to the church." "That's wonderful, how much does he send you?", the priest asked. "He sends me $2,000 a week," she replied proudly. "Your son is very successful, said the priest. "What does he do for a living? "He is a veterinarian," she answered. "That is a very honorable profession," the priest assured her. "Where does he practice?" "Well," she replied, "he has one cat house in Kansas City and another in New Orleans.

Woman Power
There were 11 people - ten were men and one woman - hanging onto a rope that came down from a helicopter. They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn't the rope would break and everyone would die. No one could decide who should go so finally the woman gave a really touching speech saying how she would give up her life to save the others, because women were used to giving up things for their husbands and children, giving in to men, and not receiving anything in return. When she finished speaking, all the men started clapping. Never underestimate the power of a Woman.

Saved
Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all of the bickering. Finally, God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test that will run two hours and I will judge who does the better job. So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They sent faxes. They sent e-mail. They sent out e-mail with attachments. They downloaded. They did some genealogy reports. They made cards. They did every known job. But ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured, and of course, the electricity went off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming "It's gone

Naughty Or Nice?
You Were a Little Naughty This Year! While you're not likely to greet Santa with sucker punch... He's still not too jolly about coming to your house. You might get a small token from Mr. Claus Like some detox pills for your liver. Were You Naughty or Nice This Year?

Sad
HEY ALL I'M SAD Y U ASK BECAUSE I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE MORE FRIENDS AND FANS,AND IM NOT HAVING ANY LUCK. I COMMENT ON PPL AND RATE THEM ALL THE TIME AND I'M NOT GETTING ANY WHERE. I UNNDERSTAND U ALL PICK YOUR FRIENDS WISELY,BUT I'M NOT THAT BAD OF A PERSON REALLY. SO IF U COULD HELP ME OUT HERE I WON'T LET YA DOWN.HAVE YOUR FRIENDS AND FANS CHECK ME OUT. I WOULD DO A BLAST BUT I DON'T HAVE THE MONEY FOR THAT PLZ HELP LOVE JAMIE :) :)

Level!!!
Go help her out guys plz rate her commment her and fan her, hell even add her if you like she is a coo person and very sweet, she only needs 326 points left to level.. ty soo much!!! here is her link. http://www.cherrytap.com/user/152928

Side Effects (do You Love?)
If you love me let me know, show it, scream it, shout it to me to your heart. Make me feel it, mold me. Try to make me feel your pulse on my hands in my head in my own heart. I want to wake up every morning feeling, hearing your heart beat. Seeing a peaceful smile on your face. Knowing that I helped cause it, knowing your heart beats, and it beats for me. Love, love it, love is what? What do you feel when you look into my eyes what do you see? My soul, my love, my heart? Tell me what you see. Tell me what love means. Does you heart beat? Who does it beat for, does it beat for me? Love, tell me what love means. If you don’t love me then let me go stop holding onto something if you don’t want it. Let it go if you have no interest in it, if you have no interest in me. Please let me go if you don’t want me if you don’t need me. I am a big girl I can take the words, your hints “I’m sorry I don’t love, I don’t love you, I am leaving

Concert News
yay.. my sis is my concert buddy for saturday...that was the original plan anyhow...but since she was a bitch b4 i switched it up....now there wasa huge fallout between me and my cousin so my sis is coming with me now.... rate me a 10 bitches~!

I Wanted This To Be Your Utopian Masterpiece
Sighs spew out of my lungs like an experation date, I need to file some of those emotions creeping out into a sillouhette that you will spangle on the door. I thrash my mind into circles to forget what poetry truly is, that I was so prilvaged to have a chance to cry from such spun beauty. I felt alive and sparked with little flares as I hungrily read away and away. Can I stay forever in the creeping worlds that are created, my heart and soul is stolen into words that were created by a magical being, with gold fingertips, that spun cottoned beauty. My mind turns naughty and thinks of devious ways to capture that magic and find out what creates such majectic creativity. I felt like a light switch that turned colors feeling sorrow, love; passion glory in large amounts of speckled dust that captured my eyes into hazy lookings. I wish on a star to feel some kind of remorse, to not crave each word; that spins me out of reality making me feel alien

Reflected Soul(w/the_tara)
I wanted you to know that everything in me said I love you. You were my soul, my entire being. The glowing star on my shoe that promised a better tomorrow. I breathe on the pane of glass waiting for you to appear on the other side. I know your there for your my other half. I wanted to see the sparkle in your eyes as we we're deja vu'd into each other. When I wake up in the morning I stare into the mirror. Endless gazing, I know that I am everything with you by my side. I couldnt stand with out you holding me up. All the nights I just wanted to give in, Fall to the floor I heard a soft whisper and felt a faint kiss and for that moment my life was complete bliss. Life would never be small with you around, the darkest days became lighter because you shared each moment with me. Someone to hold my hand and reassure me that today will be okay. Mindless daze as you're reflection comes into focus. I sigh for not another day will pass where I'm not

Adrenaline
All works of Razorwolf are produced by Wolf himself using MadTracker 2.0 A lot of people asked me to move my songs to where they could be commented on and such. Before now, the best they could do to give their opinion was leave a message they ripped them, lol. That was ok with me, but I'm getting HOUNDED! So, here they are in the blogs. I'll leave a description as to the emotion that should be evoked with each song. As for this one: This one is meant to be one that slowly builds your blood. There's no deeper meaning to it. As it builds to the end, it should hopefully get you more and more ready to experience the body's natural drug.

Contest Rules
1. 1ST ROUND IS RATES ONLY YOU MAY LEAVE A COMMENT BUT THEY DO NOT COUNT THU-SAT 2. 2ND ROUND IS COMMENTS ONLY (ONLY 1 PER PERSON) SAT-MON 3. 3RD ROUND IS BOTH AND YOU MAY SPAM YOUR FAVORITE IN THIS ROUND MON -THU CONTEST RUNS FROM TODAY TILL THURS DEC 21 AT 9PM WINNER WILL GET A SEXY DADDY TAG AND A SPECIAL GIFT FROM ME YOUR HOST. OK KIDS PLAY NICE AND HAVE FUN!!

There Is No Spoon
All works of Razorwolf are created and produced by Wolf himself using MadTracker 2.0 Meant to drive the blood and stir the senses as to what defines real. "What is real? What is it that defines real? If real is what you can feel, smell, taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain"

Contact Me
HEY IF U WANT TO CHAT WITH ME U CAN I AM EASY TO TALK TO AND ALL IF WE TALK HERE FOR A WHILE AND U STILL LIKE ME U CAN CHAT WITH ME ON AOL OR YAHOO TenderHartBare73@aol.com or TenderHartBare73@yahoo.com if u want to email me use aol and i will get it toehr wise i dont check yahoo mail too much i am on aol more tho just so u know k laters

:-) A 16yr Old Dream
Your eyes so soft,skin so white. Beauty fell upon me that cold october night. The wall that keeps me from my love The chains he is shackled to,not only did he free himself. He freed me from "the blues" I still walk alone but alone my heart does not feel. This is why I know God exists For I have never seen beauty so real. Dreams may not come true Dreams may end in a flash For I can always hope for one thing This dream will forever last.

Cutest Couple Contest
Okay Ya'll Lets Get to Bombing ..Sinister's Sweetie & Sinister Hellian are in the Cutest Couple ..Both good friends and good people .. So lets show them some Luv and Bomb the hell outta them !!!! .. Click the Pic below to go to their Pic :)

Fortunately I Use My Powers For Good.
You have a sexual IQ of 152 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Wanna Spice Up Your Day?
Then get ur ass over to this Spicy Cherrys page now!! She needs a lil help making it to the next level!! Come on guys !! Lets show this cherry what true CherryTap Luv is all about!! Comment her.. rate her.. fan add her and comment and rate her pics!! You will absolutly LOVE them.. I PROMISE!! This really is ONE SPICY CHERRY!!! So get over there now! Click the link below to check her out!!! ~Pain Is My Passion~ Spicy Cherry@ CherryTAP

Summary Of Life
Summary of Life GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. 5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food. 6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. 7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time. 8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. 9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. 10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap. GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED: 1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree. 2) Wrinkles don't hurt. 3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts. 4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground. 5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside. 6) Middle a

Rate My Blog A 10!
i am in a pissy mood tonite... i wrote my dad an angry letter... thats his christmas present from me...basically stating that he needs to stop doing drugs and grow up and be resposible..ugh remember ladies...any man can father a child but it takes a real man to be a great dad...so choose ur baby's daddy wisely... rate my blog a 10 to cheer me up!!

I Thought This Was Pure Genius...
This poem was written by my friend Dana. I thought it was awesome, so I'm putting it here. Twas the Night Before Finals Twas the night before finals, and all through the college, The students were praying for last minute knowledge. Most were quite sleepy, but none touched their beds, While visions of essays danced in their heads. Out in the taverns, a few were still drinking, And hoping that liquor would loosen up their thinking. In my own apartment, I had been pacing, And dreading exams I soon would be facing. My roommate was speechless, his nose in his books, And my comments to him drew unfriendly looks. I drained all the coffee, and brewed a new pot, No longer caring that my nerves were shot. I stared at my notes, but my thoughts were muddy, My eyes went a blur, I just couldn't study. "Some pizza might help," I said with a shiver, But each place I called refused to deliver. I'd nearly concluded that life was too cruel, With futures depending on grades ha

Guys Self Examinaion Lmfao
GENTLEMEN!! IT'S TIME FOR YOUR ANNUAL "AM I GAY?" SELF-EXAMINATION 1. If you are over thirty and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet. 2. If you have a cat, you are a flaaaaming homo. A cat is like a dog, but gay - it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog... "Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here, Killer!" Now think about how you call a cat... "Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!" Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed, you're so gay. 3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on bar-b-que ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish guts, pickled pigs fe

Santa's Prayer Answered
Santa's prayer Answered? Merry Christmas!!! Always believe in MIRACLES!! Three years ago, a little boy and his grandmother came to see Santa at Mayfair Mall in Wisconsin . The child climbed up on his lap, holding a picture of a little girl. "Who is this?" asked Santa, smiling. "Your friend?" Your sister? "Yes, Santa," he replied. "My sister, Sarah, who is very sick," he said sadly. Santa glanced over at the grandmother who was waiting nearby, and saw her dabbing her eyes with a tissue. "She wanted to come with me to see you, oh, so very much, Santa!" the child exclaimed. "She misses you," he added softly. Santa tried to be cheerful and encouraged a smile to the boy's face, asking him what he wanted Santa to bring him for Christmas. When they finished their visit, the Grandmother came over to help the child off his lap, and started to say something to Santa, but halted. "What is it?" Santa asked warmly. "Well, I kn

Giving Head
Penis breath, A lovers dread, Is what you get when you give head, Unpleasant as it tends to be, Be grateful that he doesn't pee, It's times like this, You wonder why, You bothered reaching for his fly, But's it's too late, can't be a tease, Accept the facts, Get on your knees, You know you have a job to do, So open wide and shove it through, Lick the tip then take it all, Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl, Slide up and down, Use your tongue, and feel the precum start to run, Your jaw it aches, your neck is numb, So when the fuck's he gonna cum, Just when you can't take anymore, You hear your lover's mighty roar, And when he hit's that real high note, You feel it oozing down your throat, Salty, fishy, sticky stuff, Okay already, that's enough, Let's switch you say, before you gag, And what revenge, Your on the rag!

What My Mouth Says About Me
What People Think of Your Mouth People see you as both seductive and intimidating. Other women are especially put off by your womanly powers. And men either fear you or obsess over you - sometimes both. No way to fight it - you're a natural vamp. What Does Your Mouth Say About You?

City Tavern Loses License For 10 Days
The Uptown Tavern lost its liquor license for 10 days after bar officials yesterday admitted alcohol was served to an intoxicated, underage Manchester woman who later fell to her death from a third-floor window. Attorney Marc Pinard of Bedford, who represented the bar at yesterday's State Liquor Commission hearing, said his client was not "admitting in any way" that the offenses were related to the 2001 death of Rachel Gallien, 19, of Manchester. Commission Chairman Anthony C. Maiola said the commission was approving the agreement but told Roy Arseneault, secretary for Somers Inc. which operates the bar, to be more cautious "because your record shows you are not doing a very good job." Eddie Edwards, chief of the Bureau of Liquor Enforcement, recommended the settlement, which includes a $3,000 fine. The tavern will lose its liquor license from Jan. 3-10, which covers only one full weekend. It means the 1301 Elm St. bar will be open during the Christmas season, New Year's E

We Should Have Known...
REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeers grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeers retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.