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took a test and this is what I found out: Your Passion is Brown You are both a sensitive and sensual lover. Warm and deep, you are tuned into the needs of your lover. Verbal foreplay is crucial to you. Words can make or break your mood. For you, sex is a 24 hour a day thing - you can't separate it from love.
Dec, 8th 2006
Back home | Subscribe | rss | add to blog group | sign out Jenn Last Updated: Dec 5, 2006 Send Message Instant Message Email to a Friend Subscribe Invite to My Blog Gender: Female Status: In a Relationship Age: 25 Sign: Pisces City: Middleburg State: FLORIDA Country: US Signup Date: 03/21/06 Friday, December 08, 2006 Coming Home!!! Current mood: ecstatic Yay!!! My baby is coming home today. Right now he is currently 2 hours away in GA. I am so excited that he finally is making it back to Florida. Though granted we have talked everyday I still miss him. I don't know if we are going off this weekend. I don't really care if we do or not. If we do thats great if not then I can save some money for Christmas. I am trying to get him to stay home tonight and sit curled up on the couch and watch movies with me all night long. Tomorrow night we plan to go to our famous spot at Crazy Horse and do some great dancing and then Sunday
Quick Hello!
Quick morning greetings to everyone! It's turning into one of those days, again. Need to treat clients this morning. Then, "Mono Man" needs to go back to the Doctor. Mono is taking off and running again. Boy, is he pissed! He's got a head to toe bright red rash. Not overly attractive, lol! Hot lips will just need to take a breather, I guess! Everyone have a fantastic day! I will attempt to blog more later. Blessings to all!
Christmas Money???
I actually STUDY lotto data - and then people pay me for what I think is going to fall.... Here are my top 10 picks - at least one of which will hit today or tomorrow... Watch and win eh? This is for the MICHIGAN lottery - which you can play from anywhere in the world using online Casinos... No, they are not illegal, using credit cards to play is being halted - pay other ways then!! Duh! and yes - they do pay out on your winnings... just ask the people I have loaned THOUSANDS of dollars too by trasnfering money from the casino to thier banks.... 357,037,039,379,349,025,068,358,589,138, Like to say I also like 003 / 033
Ever Wonder?
Have you ever wondered why a person wants to hurt you or goes out of their way to piss you off? It happens everday... But the worse part is when you miss those people after they are gone. Evan though you are so mad at them to not ever want to talk to them again. That is who and when it hurts the most (you)... But we never think about that until we ourselves are in that moment of our lives. I miss alot of people everyday, but can't let myself go back to the days of my past. Only hope that I survive tonight. If that makes sence to anyone. Because I stress out on the little shit. And when I am mad, EVERYTHING bothers me. And I never get a chance to sit down to collect myself or my thoughts. And we all know the best advice is the best advice not given. Because when we give our advice, we normaly drive a person in the wrong direction. Life is short... Just live it up and do the things that make YOU happy. I am (at times). But I am a surviver in my everyday life. Even though at times
Strawberries And Desire
Strawberries and Desire My mouth is moist from strawberries, sweet, stained red. Like a woman I forgot all consciousness deep in my bed, needing. My breasts against silk sheets, your words caressed like intercourse, infused me. My lips Moist, I know how to make you forget, make you laugh like a little boy and moan like a lascivious man. I’ll take the place of the moon and the stars and slowly unveil you. You see me naked smooth, with abandon. I am in your arms. Will you kiss me here? Lightly, tender, taste, the angels near groaning with delight. Kiss me till I am undone. Languished to the bone. I am hummed and hammered pale breathed and full of morning dew. I am bare as a mermaid in the afternoon. My words find no translation for what I feel for you. 06kb
Santa's On Strike
A Christmas Story 'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear? The old lady bitches cause I work late at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter, They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money? And the kids these days--they all are the pits They want the impossible--Those mean little shits I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them, They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM! Flyi
If U Wouldnt Mind..
I've got absolutely no hope but even still id like to try... Can someone leave me a few comments and a 10 please MWUAH!! P x
Waves Of Passion
I hold you close in my arms and feel your soft silky skinagainst mine. I slide my hands around your slender waist andslowly down to your sexy little bum and caress your arsecheeks all over. Sliding my hand under your bum i run myfingers across your swollen pussy lips,feeling your juices Irub my fingers into your throbbing clit and tease you evenmore I slip your clity between my fingers and slowly slidemy hand back and forth across your pussy lips. OccasionallyI hold your clit between my finger and thumb and squeeze alittle, after that I begin to trace small circles all aroundour pussy and your clit with two of my fingers and graduallyincrease the pressure. You open your legs wider and liftyourself up on your toes, you take my hand and pull it upbetween your legs so my fingers can slide deep inside youraching wet pussy You moan out load and cry out - "O' Yes" "more, more don’t stop" !!!!! I bend you over and you placeyour hands on the floor and spank your arse so your cheeksstart t
Dec. 8th 2006
Last Updated: Dec 5, 2006 Send Message Instant Message Email to a Friend Subscribe Invite to My Blog Gender: Female Status: In a Relationship Age: 25 Sign: Pisces City: Middleburg State: FLORIDA Country: US Signup Date: 03/21/06 Blog Archive [ Older Newer ] 1234567891011121234567891011121314151617181920212223242526272829303120002001200220032004200520062007 Friday, December 08, 2006 Why I love him!!! Current mood: loved Why I love him? I love the way he makes me feel. The handwritten letters he leaves for me to find. The long and short emails that he loves to write to make my day brighter. The voicemail he lets me come into work and hear just to tell me to have a great day. How he will sit and listen to me complain about things that he has little concern for but he knows it means something to me. He helps me with advice and is understanding when I don't take it. He makes time to spend with me even
Stop The World,,,,i Want Off Here For A Bit
Stop the world....I want off for a little bit please!!! Okay......all the bad stuff.....all the crazy stuff....all the crap that is going on all over the place that is just messing with people's lives, needs to damn well stop! No more, you hear me now?? NO MORE!! I haven't yet figured out precisely what on earth is happening, but I'm here to tell you that the earth is off its axis in some manner....the ying and the yang are NOT aligned....there is something severly wrong with the chi....too many things taking place that are not only completely out of synch with one another, but that are starting to become incredibly troublesome. Enough already, I've had it.
D Grade Movie
My internship is doing so well..I'm doing bigger projects now Then something happens My ex got dumped by the person he thought loved him but only to find out that he is 10k poorer by her. Now he wants me to love him again and marry him. Drama mama indeed. How come I feel that my life is a stale D grade movie?
A Lovely Sonnet, Number 18
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate. Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, And summer's lease hath all too short a date. Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines, And often is his gold complexion dimm'd; And every fair from fair some time declines, By chance, or nature's changing course, untrimm'd; But thy eternal summer shall not fade Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow'st; Nor shall Death brag thou wand'rest in his shade, When in eternal lines to time thou grow'st: So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee. ~The one and only Master of sonnet, Mr. William Shakespeare
Life In My Eyes
I'm not gonna complain much i'm just sick of being treated like i dont know whats good for me and it seems like every fucking time i go see a doctor they give me a different one and this last one i had was a fucking moron and if i could get away with it i'd bash his head into a wall and tell him to kiss his ass goodbye.... but i cant and i wont cuz there idiots and i guess i will deal with it. All i have to say is watch what your doctor does and always ask for a second opinion
I am heading out for a week to be with my fience today 12-08-06... I hope you all have a wonderful week. And I will be back soon. And yes back to deliver all the various metals I can to you. Will miss my friends an fans I DJ for. An Miss my DJ family too. See you all soon. Kinky
Morning After Temptation
Wakefulness slowly steals over me with the sunlight from the window in our bedroom. I can feel your arms around me, holding me close to you. My head is in the crook of your arm, with your arm wrapped around my waist. My hand is on your chest, and I can feel the slow steady beat of your heart, and your chest rises with every breath. I move my hand up, and trace my fingers along your jawline, and the base of your throat. Then I slide my hand down, resting it on one of your nipples. I run my finger around it, and raise my head to blow on it just a little bit. I draw my hand down, tracing the line of hair from your belly that disappears below the sheet thats wrapped around us. I glance up at your face, still relaxed in sleep, and the release of tension last night. You've been so stressed this week, you needed a night of lovemaking to break the tension. I smile as I remember leaving my panties on your desk, and your eyes with that dark smile, telling me to prepare to be ravag
Love Quote!
I offer you peace. I offer you love. I offer you friendship. I see your beauty. I hear your needs. I feel your feelings. My wisdom flows from the Highest Source. I salute that Source in you. Let us work together for unity and love.
Thanks The Gods..
its friday! Buried at Tonight.. it me and My favorite London friend Buried at We should have a Grand Ole Time! Buried at So, to my friends.... Buried at
Dear Lord....
They're peeling off the old window stuff here in the office to put up new... The smell is awful.... I now have a blinding migraine and am sick to my stomach. If I start throwing up I'm going home. "Diane, Greg...I have to go home now." "Why?" *bleah* "Oh....okay....see ya monday."
Tresspassing Part 1
It was a smoldering summer morning, normal for Miami, when I chose to climb the wooden, six-foot-tall fence separating our backyard from our neighbor's, to retrieve the basketball that had inadvertently bounced into their yard the previous day. I absolutely hated going over to a neighbor's house, knocking on the door, and requesting something I'd lost in their yard. Looking back, I have no idea why I felt that way. When I was eighteen it just seemed infinitely easier to climb the fence, toss the ball back over, and return the same way. Even though we'd lived next to these particular neighbors for over five years, all I knew about them was that they were a family of four. Two absolutely stunning young daughters lived next door to us with their mother and father. I had never seen either of the girls at my school, but that was no surprise, since I went to a high school about 20 miles away, and most of the teenagers in the area went to the high school two miles south of the neighborhoo
Twas The Night...
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the domain, Not a subbie was stirring, (they were tied down with chain) The shackles were hung by the chimney with care, And the St. Andrews cross stood empty and bare. The subbies were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of floggers danced in their heads; The Dom in his leather, and I in my slave cap, Had just settled down after getting our whacks. When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I crept from the bed to see what was the matter. Away to the window I flew very quickly. Tripped over some handcuffs and cursed soft and thickly. The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow Gave the luster of mid-day to objects below, When, what to my sleep-crusted eyes should unfurl, But a miniature sleigh, pulled by eight pony girls, With a Dominant driver, so forbidding and stern, I knew in a moment I'd a great deal to learn. More rapid than eagles his pony girls came, And he whipped them, and shouted
Is This Your True Love? Taurus
Is This Your True Love? Check out your astrological sign's compatibility with another sign. By Dr. Turi M.D.S.U. Important note: This basic comparison chart is generated for the masses only. A Full Comparison chart involves a tremendous work and will help you to understand your business/emotional partner to great extend. Thus if you experience stress in your relationship a 90 MN taped Comparison chart between you and your lover or marriage partner is a must as to comprehend your celestial differences. This awareness will bring a huge difference in handling and understanding your partner and avoid heartaches. IMPORTANT note: the location of your Dragon’s Head and tail by birth is extraordinary important and CAN NOT be addressed in these files. There is more power in your Dragon Head and Tail alone than the entire complexity of an astrological chart. Thus a soft Cancer or Pisces who inherited a self centered aggressive Tail of the Dragon in Aries or Leo will be far more
My Brother's Backhanded Compliment.
My brother, Robin, told me the other day that I am the only person he knows that is just as comfortable walking into a 10 million dollar mansion as I am walking into a 1 thousand dollar mobile home. I had to sit down and think about that one. It really says a lot about me. I am just not impressed by money. I like people for who they are, not what their income might be. Personally, I have found that most people of higher income levels are more stuck on it than I will ever be. I am glad I have maintained my earthiness even when I was earning a 6 figure income. I would hate to be a snob. Of course I miss the income, but I hated the job. Now I make less, but love the job. Happiness rules!
Sperm Count
An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's like this - First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing." And then the mail man came and I asked his help too, but still he can't do it too. So I tried heating it on top o
A Little Bit Of A Helloooo :)
Right, down to it. I've only been on here less than a week, and have not had the opportunity to put pen to paper (or finger to keyboard, as it happens) because i've been working my little a*s of with an absolute ton of overtime recently. I work in the studio of a UK print factory, and we are currently on our 'run up to Xmas mad time'. So far, I have to admit, I've been pleasantly surprised by my time here on CT. I've had lot of little chats with lots of far flung people, had a good amount of friends request and even have a few fans, me, I know!!! :) Plus, and this is a big 'un, you lot have been kind to my pics, which helps.. Lol Anyway, I promise I'll try and jott my thoughts (if I ever have any...) in my little blog thingy, and hope that there will be enough interesting stuff in here to keep you rascals happy. Ok, well 1st one done, hopefully one of many... Take care boys and girls. Later, Davey.
The Best Chrismas Tag Contest Is~now Open~
The Best Christmas Tag contest is now open. Go and vote for your favorite Tag. The winner is on comments so go bomb the hell out of them. GOOD LUCK to all and thanks for entering! Koogerbabe~ RIDER ~@ CherryTAP
Nsfw Photo's And Rules - Must Read
OK people got the scoop on NSFW photo's... ONLY YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY CAN SEE YOUR NSFW PHOTO'S - YOUR FANS CAN NOT - NOR CAN OTHER VIEWERS WHO STOP IN ON YOUR PAGE - THEY MUST BE A FRIEND OR FAMILY - ITS A NEW SAFETY FEATURE ON CHERRYTAP.. just passing along the info. take care all... ALSO THE CHERRYTAP RULES ON NSFW PHOTO'S..there in HELP A photo is deemed NSFW if it is: * Explicitly sexual in nature (suggestive) * Overtly tasteless * Slandering to any person or ethnicity In addition to the above criteria, if a photo is a primary photo, it will be flagged as NSFW if it also contains a suggestive body part without the member’s face in the photo. If you have a borderline photo that is not considered NSFW and it was marked as such, there's a chance someone who has ripped that photo is using it as a Primary Photo. Remember: The Bouncers will be MORE STRICT with those used as Primary Photos. Accounts will be terminated for abusing the adult content policy. This
Christmas Tag Contest # 2
Come comment bomb me if you can... could you also pimp me out please... thanks contest ends on sunday thanks fireman
Brokeness Is A Tool In The Hand Of God
It is painful, but God supports and provides the strength you need to keep going. The amount of pain you experience in times of brokenness depends on what is being broken (jealousy, pride, greed, lustful thoughts and actions, etc.) and how long it has been a part of your life. God has given you His promises concerning brokenness. Brokenness is a sign of His love and activity in your life. He breaks your self-reliance because He loves you. He knows if you are left on your own, you would yield to pride and selfish feelings. Any discipline you experience in times of brokenness is God's way of changing and preparing you for future service. The consequences of sin may seem heavy at times, but God uses each one to sweep away the dross and bring glory to His name. (2 Corinthians 4:16-18) God always sets limitations on times of brokenness. It may seem as though the brokenness will continue forever, but it won't. Brokenness stops at the point where your spirit yi
Pimpin Fireman~best Christmas Tag
To Those Who Can't Be Open Minded
I've never understood the reasoning behind close-mindedness. What's the point you all decide that you're going to stick to one belief...and THAT"S THAT!!!....What's the fuck is that??!?!?! That's idiodicy is what it is...You people make me sick. Let's get on a rant about a few things. 1) Religion ( yes I know I've done this before) Why are you so adamant about not letting doubt into your mind? You all care only about your belief ...when someone mentions another you Clam up and get all huffy and puffy. You literally can't imagine anyone worshiping anything but YOUR god(s)! And, this may be my ignorance showing through, but, When did this Deity become your's and souly yours? The last time I checked WE were the one's who belonged to "your" deity...not the other way around. You all who are religious to the utmost need to shut the hell up for once and listen to what other's have to say about their god(s). It won't hurt you I promise. You might even like what they have to say and change
Poetry From Yours Truly
Lost and lonely Dark, Foreboding My heart bleeding, Throbbing, beating Hear me screaming See me thinking Of the One Who sits here blinking Watching, Waiting Calculating Looking for the Time to strike In the darkness Of this night From somewhere far I hear a sound Nowhere near Yet all around And then my heart Begins to pound To match the thumping On the ground I turn and close My eyes real tight And open them Into the light As they widen I see your smile And know I'm oka For atleast A little while. I hope you like it..if not this will be the last one
Love Quiz
                                                        Nightmare              You're a Nightmare on the bed as you seek the craziest                 sexual styles together with your huge appetite for sex. Your single                 mission in life is sex and it is almost correct to even use the                 word sex-crazed to describe you. Do try to tone down a bit but                 at the same time enjoy your sex life.              Go to Love Quiz Test to do more Quizzes!             
Body Image
Your Body Image is 8% Unhealthy, 92% Healthy You have a great body image. You know that no one looks perfect, and you're happy the way you are. Also, you don't judge other people on their looks... and it helps them feel better about their own bodies! How's Your Body Image?
Cherry Points
hey everyone, check me out, i wanna get up on cherry points. im new so hook a girl up! thanx
we got 60 cm of snow here all i can do is rate pics
Mistletoe Game
Now u gotta repost this as, "Mistletoe Game" The 1st person to message you saying "I'd kiss you under the mistletoe.", will be your cherrytap sweatheart. you'd be suprised just who wants to be ur
Bam Bam
im from missouri.lookin to meet people.i like being outside,camping,fishing,i'll add more later.
hey everyone check out my sexy pics
Shower Mmm
woohoo its friday my cat is trying to get my lizard.. i'm off to take a shower and get dressed i shall return
Takeing A Dump
The Perfect Dump Every once in a while everyone experiences the perfect dump. It's rare but a real thing of beauty. You sit down expecting the worse, but what you get is a smooth sliding, fart-less masterpiece that breaks the water with the splash-less grace of an Olympic high-diving champion. You use the toilet tissue to find that it was totally unnecessary. It makes you feel that all is right in the world and that you are in perfect harmony with it. The Beer Dump Nasty! Depends upon the dumper's tolerance and is the result of too many beers -doesn't matter if it was 2 or 22. What you get is a sinister, lengthy, noisy dump accompanied by an odious malevolent fog that could close the bathroom for days. Naked flames are ill advised.... The Chilli Dump (aka The Japanese Flag) Hot when it goes in and napalm when it comes out. It stays with you all daystinging yer ring and generally making your choccie starfish feel like the Shuttle's heat shield. Also makes your as
I Shall Rule The World
I have had a vision that one da i shall rule the universe. since earth is part of it one day i will rule earth. Muahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful. What makes life 100%? Let's use mathematics and logic to figure it out! If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 Then, H A R D W O R K 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98% K N O W L E D G E 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96% But, A T T I T U D E 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100% And, B U L L S H I T = 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103% So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top. So, the next time someone claims to be giving over 100%, you know what he is doing.
Thank You
i want to thank everyone so far who has wished me a happy birthday!
Aint Life A Bitch
only 17 days till xmas and i get laid off work worked there 5 years and i didnt get any notice just went into work monday and the wanker so called freind lays us off what a wanker and he aint even paid me the week money he owes wanker hope he chokes on his turkey oh well get to spend more time with the kids and missis i hear scrooge was a better boss
Dating Quiz
Your dating personality profile:Outgoing - You can liven up any party. You've got a way with people and have little difficulty charming your dates.Adventurous - Just sitting around the house is not something that appeals to you. You love to be out trying new things and really experiencing life.Liberal - Politics matters to you, and you aren't afraid to share your left-leaning views. You would never be caught voting for a conservative candidate.Your date match profile:Outgoing - Shy and timid people are not who you are after. You need someone with a vibrant personality to breathe life into a relationship.Practical - You are drawn to people who are sensible and smart. Flashy, materialistic people turn you off. You appreciate the simpler side of living.Athletic - You aren't looking for a couch potato. You seek someone who is active and who keeps his body in top shape.Your Top Ten Traits1. Outgoing2. Adventurous3. Liberal4. Practical5. Big-Hearted6. Funny7. Sensual8. Athletic9. Weal
Why People Block For No Reasone
i always wonder why people block you for no fucking reasone. they tell you one thing and then the next day they block you and ignore you. i wonder why. you know who you are if you read this. im fucking pissed at them for doing that.
Scenario By A Tribe Called Quest Ft Leaders Of The New School
Dear Santa
deer santa: I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Frend, BiLLy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care.. How about I send you a frigging book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell! Santa Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody! Love, Sarah Dear Sarah, Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? Santa Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do. Love, Teddy Dear Teddy, Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid, fat mom, who rides his ass constantly? It's time to give up that dream. Let me get you some nice Legos instead. Maybe
Have a good weekend everyone. I'll try to get pictures from people from the last party and from this weekend. Underwear Twister and Settlers of Catan tomorrow night and then BT and Thomas Dolby Sunday night. Woo hoo!!! *hugs* to everyone
well i'm off for the weekend hopefully i'll get some christmas shopping done this weekend blake has his work christmas dinner this weekend so gotta go to that i shall return sunday hope everyone has a good weekend :)
The Rider Family
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My Hidden Tallent
Your Hidden Talent You have the power to persuade and influence others. You're the type of person who can turn a whole room around. The potential for great leadership is there, as long as you don't abuse it. Always remember, you have a lot more power over people than you might think! What's Your Hidden Talent?
So Its Cold
I am freezing. Its freezing out. Need to xmas shop. But its damn cold. Like umm I can't breath when the wind blows cold. So its like...should I even go? Anyhow heres a coolio song... I wish I had an Angel By Nightwish
Answering Machine
Answering Machine Silly But Funny Ever heard one of those corny, positive messages on someone's answering machine? "Hi, It's a great day and I'm out enjoying it right now. I hope you are too. The thought for the day is 'Share the love.'" Beep." "Uh, yeah... hello... this is the VD clinic calling. Speaking of being positive, your test is back. Stop sharing the love."
Why is it that when i let my heart lead the way down the path that i walk, that there is this 6foot deep steel wall that slams shut on my face. So i just stand there crying, looking at the door wishing i could be like dorthy with her magical shoes that could take her home but i wouldnt want to go home i would want to get on the other side of that wall hoping that there is feelings for me. But instead I turn around slowly walking back to where i started from to do the same thing all over again over another guy. Not this time I say, I am gonna sit and wait for that door to open. Once that door opens there should not be any fear or reget and should be accepting whats on my side of that wall with open arms. My question is how long will that take? Will i still feel the same way as when i started my walk down the path. I know if i waited that long then my reward should be great.
I Wish
I Wish I wish I could paint the sky green I wish I could paint the ground blue I wish I could make an ice sculpture I wish I had a sculpture of you I wish you were still there for me I wish I could feel your touch I wish that my life was easy and love was just enough I wish I knew how to talk to you I wish I knew where you were I wish that maybe you'd call me and tell me this separation is absurd I wish I knew what your feelings were I wish I knew what you thought I wish that you could hold me the way you did when you loved me I wish I had your heart I wish you hadn't crushed mine I wish you were near me so I could look into your eyes I wish I could paint the sky green I wish I could paint the ground blue But really, I wish you would love me the way that I love you.
love is all i gotta give to all my friends on lc , i miss ya all and have a very Merry X-mas and a great year to come .... xoxo love ya all
I'm Moving
The Truth Hurts
So I have had a strong case of the blahs lately, could not quite put my finger on why until today when I figured out a large part of the why. I try always to be there for the people I care about, even if it sometimes results in my harm. I listen to their problems and do my best to help them resolve them. One of many complaints that a great deal of them share is how no one listens to them, or cares about what they are going through. Upon much reflection this afternoon I realise that, that has been what happens to me. I am there for people but often when I need to lean on someone, they are not there to lean on and I fall on my ass. I have learned to pick myself up and move on. (morganika I exclude from this because when I needed an ear you were there I am sorry I have not been around the last few months to be there for you.) It is no wonder that I have taken to keeping thing pent up inside. When my grams died I tried to be the rock for my entire family, I could not let myself grieve b
Did You Know
We live in the age of the computer.... We can find out anything we wont to know.... Here is a little about your one Dollar bill copy and past this to go to the sight... Check it out... it's worth knowing..
A Warning To All Men!!! Serious Blog Here!
A Warning To All Men!! Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, partygoers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. A date rape-drug on the market called "Beer" is used by many females to target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs". "Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of "beer" and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. A fter drinking "beer" men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them
If You___me
IF YOU... love me................leave a message like me.................leave a comment wanna date me....... leave your number wanna marry me....leave a "will you marry me?" message think im cute.................leave a comment on one of my piics care about me ....................leave a caring message REPOST THIS AND SEE HOW MANY MESSAGES/COMMENTS YOU GET If U _______ Me
From Natural High...what A True Friend!!
2006-12-8 15:5:20 I notice Maria has over 1000 about some of you check this ladies blog in a x-mas competition and bombard her with votes and help get her a Rolex for how good would you all feel helping with that!!!! i am doing my share and hope you all do too...lets say 50 votes goal is 500 ...come on HELP ME HELP MARIA WIN A ROLEX PLEASE.... This can also be found on my user comments on my page!
Happy Holidays
hey happy holidays to everyone!!! even though its hard for some people to get in the christmas sprit for me its winding down i have baught all my presents just waiting to see my kids open them up they are going to be suprised :D its all good they will have a good christmas they are going back to Michigan after christmas to spend time iwth family if i didn't have to moe i might have went too but i want to spend time iwth my boyfriend too seeing as dad has them the last half of the holiday. so all is good. and shane you are a pain boy lol didn't know you join cool ima glad you did :D
What Kinda Piercing I Am :)
You scored as Labret Piercing. You probably intimidate a whole lot of people without really meaning too. If people could just get past the many tattoos, piercings, and sideburns I'm sure they'd love you. Or still be scared, who knows.Earlobe Piercing100%Labret Piercing100%Nipples80%Cartilage Piercing80%Nose Piercing70%Dirty Piercings70%Belly Button Piercing60%Tongue Piercing50%Lip Piercing50%What Piercing Are You?created with
25 Things To Keep In Mind
25 Phrases Of Wisdom 1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. 3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic. 4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. 5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. 6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. 8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission. 9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. 10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip. 11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. 12. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. 13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway. 14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. D
I hear the ticking of the clock I'm lying here the room's pitch dark I wonder where you are tonight No answer on the telephone And the night goes by so very slow Oh I hope that it won't end though Alone Till now I always got by on my own I never really cared until I met you And now it chills me to the bone How do I get you alone How do I get you alone you don't know how long i have wanted to touch your lips and hold you tight You don't know how long I have waited and I was going to tell you tonight But the secret is still my own and my love for you is still unknown Alone Till now I always got by on my own I never really cared until I met you And now it chills me to the bone How do I get you alone How do I get you alone How do I get you alone How do I get you alone Alone, alone
What My Eyes Reveal About Me!
You scored as Eyes full of Pain. People tend to overlook you, which makes you feel less worthy of their attentions. You sometimes wish you could just disapear from the world around you. You have been hurt very badly in the past and you just wish that someone would understand you, and what their cruelty is doing to you.Eyes full of Pain92%Mysterious42%Diamond Eyes33%Passion33%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with
My First Contest Ever!
OK, here it is. I cannot be the last one on Cherry to run a contest... so here goes. I am holding the Sexiest Christmas Costume Contest. The first 10 people to send me a link to a photo with them in a holliday costume will be entered. HECK, YOU IN A SANTA HAT and nothing else would work. ;) This contest will count 1 count for any rating 1-10) is worth one point. Also each comment will count as 1 vote. Comment as many times as you want. Pimp it out all you want. 1st place: 2 dinners for two (One for you and one for the Cherry Tap Member of your choice). AND A FREE SKIN MADE WITH YOUR WINNING PHOTO! 2nd Place: 6 bottles or cans of the beer of your choice or = cost of shot or wine... name your poison. AND A FREE SKIN MADE WITH YOUR WINNING PHOTO! 3rd Place: A FREE SKIN MADE WITH YOUR WINNING PHOTO! So start sending me the links to the photos if you would like to enter. Once I get 10 in I will set the start date for the contest.
I Am Happier Today Than...
I am happier today than I have been in a really long time! My husband sent me an email on MySpace today and we sent emails back and forth talking about things and we are FINALLY going to get divorced! And whats even better is that he is going to sign away ALL of his rights to our daughter! I am so happy!!!
Well from this point there is 15 days until Christmas! There is 24 days until school starts back up. I can't wait for that. I am tired of staying home all the time with nothing to do besides argue with Mike. Well me and have now been together for 3 months and still going strong...if you don't know that we are engaged....but marriage is not planned for a long time.
Merry Yule To All!!!! Mwahahaha ;)
The Weekend..
Well it here another weekend and Im going to dinner with friends then I sure I will come home ...Tried to go play the drums but I nearly coughed up a lung so I hit the electric's and I was fine for an hour then the same thing happened so I guess I better just take it easy. Two more days and I have to go back to work ..I hope everyone has a great day and a wonderful weekend!! ROCK ON!!
Much Better Thanks!
Thank you for all of your well wishes and good vibes/thoughts!!! My kiddo had to go back to the Dr. this morning but she is definitely over the worst part. She is doing much better! BTW- I still need more ideas for a contest!!!! ***kisses*** Sam
* Epic *
You are the the grail, Set your spirit free as you set sail You are the golden fleece The flame that burns for love and peace You are the philosopher's stone Worldbridger of Known and Unknown - what truth has shown Blessed with the powers of alchemical transmutation turning baser materials into gold -- The spirit of all that is embodied in your essence of being cannot be bought or sold Be bold, in the celestial fold, you enfold the powers to alchemize all you've learned, saught and been told. You are the cornucopia, a Synaesthesia - the essence of all fantasia The paradox of emptiness and harvest, embodied in all seasons and directions, north, south, east and west You are the still place that lies open and fallow, receiving the gifts. Freeing you from the gaps and bridging your consciousness through the rifts You are the gift of the beginner's mind in the fullness of union Returning to balance,
Gift For Holiday!
So busy recently to take photos of jewelry as the big Vacation will come. Here is a link what I took. Do you think them lovely?
I just wanted to say to those all lovely CherryTap on my list or not, I wanted to say thanks for your time and addin each other and wanted to say sorry I havent talk much to each of you ladies which I am working hard all three weeks for my full-time like 6 days straight and damn all I got one night off and then go back in next day, is that all I got, dont worry I will come back and check the comments that you left and will return a favor and keep it up babes and love ya ;-) And good night!!! see ya tomorrow muahhhzzzzzzz ;-)
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How Nerdy Are You?
You Are 16% Nerdy You are definitely not nerdy - in fact, you probably don't know any nerds. You probably care a little too much about your image. No one will know if you secretly watch Star Trek reruns! How Nerdy Are You?
Me And The Hospital
it's the day where you put the christmas tree and i spent it in the hospital :( ya, look at this pic CLICK yes, it's my new puppy that is scottish terrier, called Jade... but you can see in my arm is still the bandaid... i had serum with meds again and again i felt i couldn't breathe of the hard pain i felt yesterday i got the sonogram, and the doctor that took it, said i have no rocks in my vesicle, but then the problem is in my stomach or liver i'll know that next tuesday, when i have the video endoscopia done.... yucky.... :) later i'll post more pics!
A Rose
A Rose For You" -- I would give a rose to you, one kissed by sun and morning dew, to show you what you mean to me and how your love has set me free. I would give a rose of red to show you how my heart has bled with ruby drops of pain and then, with drops of love I found again. A yellow rose I'd give to you to show you how my dreams came true, dreams worth more than all the gold that treasure chests could ever hold. A rose of white, like pale moonlight, the way your love lights up the night then paints the day with purest bliss, I'd give to you and then, a kiss. The rose of pink I'd save 'til last. It's fragrance wipes away the past and writes anew upon the slate. Your love for me was meant by fate. Yes, I would give a rose to you to show you that my love is true. To show you that my love will stay, I'd give to you the whole bouquet!
International House Of Blunderence
this blog goe's out to all my fellow cherry tap people....May you all have a blessed holiday... n a happy new year... You all earned it...soo go out n celebrate the holiday n style...n if u can't... try to spend the holiday w/ a friend n need... Just always b safe no matter where u all go this holiday season...n if u drink... Please dont' drive.. would want to hear from you all alive n not hear about ya n some obituary in the news paper... God bless every1!!!
Ct's Hottest Ass Contest
do you want to see if you have the hottest ass on CT? here is your chance to find out just enter your pic(s) in the contest before dec.12
Do Not........
Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it. Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many. Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books. Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders. Do not believe in traditions because they have been handed down for many generations. But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conductive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it." -Buddha
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Good Friends
i have such great friends...thank all of you for helping my step daughter win the cutest kid contest...i think all of you are special and i just love all yall...sue
Hell Yes, More Tool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Music Video Codes - MySpace Layouts
So Now That Yahoo Is Down
Effin Yahoo
grrr............ fucking yahoo is down... if anyone needs me im on khakirock
Fucked Up
Life is so fucked up! Why do people insist upon lying and being cheap nasty bastards? I don't get how people can lie to your face and then turn around and pretend that it never happened and that you are the one with the fucked up fucking problem! It pisses me off royally! I can't believe my yahoo messenger is down right now. Apparently they are working on it. wtf! I am so bored right now! When will the silence break?
I'm Healing ! She!! Did'nt Ruin!!! This Wonderfull Song For Me. I Can Hear It Without Crying Again!!!! :)
Why do religious people get so enraged at the slightest criticism of their irrationality? And when we point out the real problems with their belief they tend to turn to personal attacks.
Hey Hey Hey ...muahhz
Ok Cupid Test - Politics
You are a Social Conservative (36% permissive) and an... Economic Liberal (21% permissive) You are best described as a: Totalitarian Link: The Politics Test on Ok CupidAlso: The OkCupid Dating Persona Test
Nothing Exciting
nothing too exciting happened today, work was chaos with lots of people and attempting to still get things done. i got paid, which is always good. not as much as i thought id get but then thats because i get killed with taxes but i should get it all if not more back at the end of the year which would be good and suchness. im a little worried about getting my bills paid atleast if i get my phone bill before my next paycheck. i have enough for my rent, but im not sure how much my gas bill is gonna be and then for my phone bill thats 50 plus a 60 dollar charge for my modem i had to get. so that 60 is gonna be iffy, hoping i dont have to pay any bills late or borrow money, that wouldn't be a very great thing. im watching the kids, they're spending the night so derek and doreen can go to a christmas party and then have the night alone, umm hmm not much else to tell. kim was seemingly accusing me for everything that was wrong today which was annoying, she kept saying things as if i was the o
blah.. im sick of my bf's mom.. hearing her voice makes me sick.. ugh.. i need to find a new place for me and my bf to live..
I'm New
I'm new to this site, just figuring things out cause it's a little different, so bare with me. Feel free to leave comments and messages, I'll get back to you. - Michael
Customizing My Site
how do I change wallpaper image, I tried putting CSS in my "About Me" section but that didn't work... Any help is appreciated.
Well we took a trip to Fayetteville I went there to look for a present for my brother. But a lot of fun and funny things happen. I'm just going to type things...not explain them so if you don't get them sorry. You can always ask too. Anyways here it goes. "Jen is like Hitler" "Ask for tickle me Elmo" "Do you have tickle me elbow?" "You know what they say about big feet?"..stranger walks by "It sucks" "Those aren't horses they are big reindeer." "Jen is walking to get some food." *She walked pass the car* "wheres the phone?" "Why?" *in whiny voice "I want to talk to my brother" Stacy hits her head on the glass window trying to check out the Army guy "Oh my God they have lil caesers here!" The military man barking... The old lady fart.. "I would have claimed it" "She out did the cats" I was dancing with the stuffed animals in toys and two army guys walked by and laughed "Wheres my airhead?".."Sitting next to you." *whispers* "He is in the
Ok Cupid Test - Personality. Lol
This is pretty funny, but the description of the same personality type Here is actually pretty true. My score on The Brutally Honest Personality Test: Crackpot - INTJ(50% Extraversion, 73% Intuition, 53% Thinking, 70% Judging)People hate you. Paris Hilton hates Nicole Richie. Lex Luther hates Superman. Garfield hates Mondays. But none these even rates against the insurmountable hate, people have for you. I mean, you're pretty damn clever and you know it. You love to flaunt your potential. Heard the word "arrogant" lately? How about "jerk?" Or perhaps they only say that behind your back. That's right. I know I can say this cause you're not going to cry. You're not exactly the most emotional person. You'd rather spend time with your theoretical questions and abstract theories than with other people. Ever been kissed? Ever even been on a date? Trust me, your inflated ego is a complete turnoff with the opposite sex and I am telling you, you're not that great with r
White Pride
So I'm White And I'm proud You call me "Cracker", "Honkey", "Whitey" and you think it's OK. But when I call you, nigger, Kike, Towelhead, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Gook, Spic or Chink you call me a racist. You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live You have the United Negro College Fund. You have Martin Luther King Day. You have Black History Month. You have Cesar Chavez Day. You have Yom Hashoah You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi You have the NAACP. You have BET. If we had WET(white entertainment television) we'd be racists. If we had a White Pride Day you would call us racists. If we had white history month, we'd be racists. If we had an organization for only whites to "advance" our lives, we'd be racists. If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships, you know we'd be racists. In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race and ri
***Your Lust Quotient: 62%*** You are a very lustful person - and it sometimes gets the better of you! You know how to hold back, but you hardly ever do. How Much Lust Do You Have?
I Miss You Mama
Going back to a tender age So full of Confusion and Rage My sister say's "John, Our mama's gone." There's a hand on my shoulder as I'm throwing dirt Someone says "Time heals the hurt. "Little man you got to Keep on keeping on." All I want is Mama's arms I ride back home In a Limozine The saddest car that I've ever seen my brother can not Look me in the eye Lightning strikes Thunder roars An early winter In that heart ours But I swear I won't Let them see me cry But all I want is Mama's arms Neighbors come and bring me pies Endless words and futile sighs and I run up to my room And lock the door And there i am In my sunday best.. The way my mama Woulda had me dressed and I realize It doesn't matter anymore Cause all I want is Mama's arms Round and round and round it goes The Season's change this young boy grows To understand It's all part of some plan I used to wonder what it's all about Now those are questions I can do without I laugh t
What Patten Is Your Brain?
Your Brain's Pattern Structured and organized, you have a knack for thinking clearly. You are very logical - and you don't let your thoughts get polluted with emotions. And while your thoughts are pretty serious, they're anything from boring. It's minds like yours that have built the great cities of the world! What Pattern Is Your Brain?
What Is Your Seduction Style
You are suave. You are attractive both psyically and mentally. You use your abilities to attract anyone you desire. 'What is your seduction style?' at
Sexual Iq
LOL. Not bad for faithfully having only ever been with one woman. You have a sexual IQ of 133 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at
Inside The Room Of Your Soul
Thanks to Kira for the link What Your Soul Really Looks Like You are very passionate and quite temperamental. While you can be moody, you always crave comfort. You are a grounded person, but you also leave room for imagination and dreams. You feet may be on the ground, but you're head is in the clouds. You believe that people see you as a bit small and insignificant. People pay more attention to you than you think. Your near future is still unknown, and a little scary. You'll get through wild times - and you'll textually enjoy it. For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn't fall in love with someone you didn't trust.Inside the Room of Your Soul
Dating Profile
And this is SO totally true right now! Once I'm done with the divorce, once I've caught my breath, maybe...Your Ideal Relationship is Friends Only Honestly, you're not really ready for a relationship right now. And you prefer to keep things platonic, for now. That's not to say that one of your friends could be dating material. You're just taking a break for now.What's Your Ideal Relationship?
The Five Factor Values Test
Your Values Profile Loyalty: You value loyalty a fair amount. You're loyal to your friends... to a point. But if they cross you, you will reconsider your loyalties. Staying true to others is important to you, but you also stay true to yourself. Honesty: You value honesty highly. You're unflinchingly honest, even when it's not easy. For you, integrity is very important - in yourself and others. People may not always like what you say, but they know they can trust it. Generosity: You value generosity a fair amount. You are all about giving, as long as there's some give and take. Supportive and kind, you don't mind helping out a friend in need. But you know when you've given too much. You have no problem saying "no"! Humility: You value humility highly. You have the self-confidence to be happy with who you are. And you don't need to seek praise to make yourself feel better. You're very modest, and you're keep the drama factor low. Tolerance: You va
When A Woman Cries
When a woman cries she can wash your world away When storms fill her eyes You never know just what to say Don't say a word Don't say anything She don't need your truth or lies Just hold her close And love her When A woman cries When A Woman cries There is no sadder song So you apologize Even if you Don't know what You've done wrong But if you really Want to make her happy To stop her sobbing And her sighs Just hold her close And love her When a Woman cries Now don't waste your Time thinking About the right Thing to say Just put your arms Around her Til the Clouds Roll away When a woman cries She can tear your Dreams apart When storms fill her eyes It can break a man's heart If you find that You are crying too Don't let it come As no surprise Just hold her close And love her When Your woman Cries.
What Kind Of Kisser Are You?
You're a Romantic Kisser For you, kissing is all about feeling the romance You love to kiss under the stars or by the sea The perfect kiss involves the perfect mood It's pretty common for kisses to sweep you off your feetWhat Kind of Kisser Are You?
How Peaceful Are You?
You Are 83% Peaceful You are the epitome of inner peace and total calm. You are grounded, emotionally mature, and very wise. While no one's life is perfect, you have a great amount of perspective on the world - and you place in it.How Peaceful Are You?
What Kind Of A Friend Are You?
You Are A Good Friend You're always willing to listen Or lend a shoulder to cry on You're there through thick and thin Many people consider you their "best friend"!What Kind of Friend Are You?
How Much Life Experience Do You Have?
You've Experienced 72% of Life You have all of the life experience that most adults will ever get. And unless you're already in your 40s, you're probably wise beyond your years.How Much Life Experience Do You Have?
What Color Is Your Passion?
LOL. see: Depression. Your Passion is Gray Your sexual attitude is best described as apathetic. Often joking that you're asexual, you can go months without getting any. For you, great sex does not make or break a relationship. If it happens, it's just the icing on the cake.What Color Is Your Passion?
How Emotionally Mature Are You?
The recommendation is more amusing than they know... You Are 82% Grown Up, 18% Kid Your emotional maturity is fully developed, and you have an excellent grasp on your emotions. In fact, you are so emotionally mature - you should consider being a therapist!How Emotionally Mature Are You?
How Honest Are You?
I usually try to warn people, "If you can't handle an answer that you don't like, please please do not ask me." Famous story told on me by friends: One of my friend's wives asked if the jeans made her butt look big. My unthinkingly honest assessment (followed quickly by an apology (sigh)) was, "No your butt makes your butt look big, the jeans just compact it." You Are Very Honest You tell it like it is, no matter what. Even if the truth hurts, you'll dish it out. And while some may get hurt by your honesty... At least everyone knows where you stand!How Honest Are You?
What Is Your Eq?
Third possibility: I'm not lying and I'm just me. Your EQ is 153 50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick! 51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese. 71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely. 91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that. 111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt. 131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin. 150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar.What's Your EQ (Emotional Intelligence Quotient)?
What Is Your Celtic Horoscope?
This is far more accurate than most horoscope things. Odd but then I'm mostly Welsh in ancestry You Are A Hazelnut Tree You're a charmer with a killer sense of humor. You are very demanding, but you can also be very understanding. No matter what, you always make a lasting impression - you're quite popular. Passionate, you are an active fighter for social causes and politics. In general, you are moody, honest, a perfectionist, and very sexual.What's Your Celtic Horoscope?
A Christmas Present
A Christmas Present by windwriter I sat down on the couch contemplating what took place this evening. My boyfriend Tony and I have dated for three months now. He's a great guy, intelligent, good looking, witty and very capable in the bedroom. Tonight I asked him what he wants for Christmas, but he didn't answer. Instead, he looked off in the distance like his thoughts were a million miles away. I tried hard to think of things he has mentioned in the past trying to figure out what to get him. His clothing is impressive, his apartment is beautiful and he has enough money that he buys whatever strikes his fancy. He isn't one to talk about wanting something; he buys what he needs. Suddenly a wicked smile crossed my lips. I knew what to get him, but getting it may be more difficult so I would have to start making calls. He arrived the Friday before Christmas, dressed in jeans and a casual sweater. We discussed staying in to make popcorn over the fire in the fireplace and sip some
These Are To Funny
************************* I thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met your brother. ************************* Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. ************************** Of loving beauty you float with grace. If only you could hide your face. **************************** Kind, intelligent, loving and hot. This describes everything you are not. ****************************** I want to feel your sweet embrace, But don't take that paper bag off of your face. ******************************* I love your smile, your face, and your eyes. Damn, I'm good at telling lies! ************************************ My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life. ************************************ I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I a
And I Am The One In The Wrong?????
Yahoo Blows
I'm going the fuck out. Happy Friday!!
Letters To Santa
Dear Santa, Do you see us when were sleeping? Do you really know when were awake, like in that song? Love, Jessica Dear Jessica, Are you really that guillible? Good luck in whatever you do. I'm skipping your house. Santa Dear Santa, I really want a puppy this year. Please please please PLEASE PLEASE could I have one? Timmy Timmy, That whinney begging shit may work with your folks, but that crap doesn't work with me. You're getting an ugly sweater again. Santa Dearest Santa, We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get into our home? Love, Marky Mark, First, stop calling yourself "Marky", that's why you're getting your ass kicked at school. Second, you don't live in a house, you live in a low-rent, ghetto apartment complex. Third, I get inside your pad just like all the burglars do, through your bedroom window. Sweet Dreams, Santa Dear Santa I want a new bike, a Playstation, a train, some G.I. Joes, a dog, a drum kit, a pony and a
I thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met your brother. ************************* Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. ************************** Of loving beauty you float with grace. If only you could hide your face. **************************** Kind, intelligent, loving and hot. This describes everything you are not. ****************************** I want to feel your sweet embrace, But don't take that paper bag off of your face. ******************************* I love your smile, your face, and your eyes. Damn, I'm good at telling lies! ************************************ My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life. ************************************ I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming. *
I don't know whats happening. I have that weird feeling that I've upset my girlfriend. I was with here earlier tonight but had to go to do some volunteering that I do on a semi-regular basis, when she dropped me off .. something just didn't seem right. I've been kind of weird all night .. not really paying attention to whats going on around me because .. I'm freaked that I might have fucked up. Believe me, I love this girl more than anything on this earth .. and I don't want to lose what I have with her. I wouldn't be the same without her .. she has made me a much better person. I'm so fuckin' confused right now ..
They Don't Know By Jon B
Just A Note To My Friends
I've been swamped with work. I will get back to everyone by next week. The Sex business is very busy around the holidays:) Lots of Luv. Don't think I'm not talkin to you please! Next week I promise! Xuxa
May Art Rise To Impossible Needs
I can still recall the way I felt when I first heard your voice And though we've never met the connection is insane I write songs and poems that you may never read Something tells me though we're bound for better things Whether they be together or apart, this is do not know My next relationship is my last - this i somehow guess Good or bad - it doesn't matter - there will be no rest Why does every conversation come back to you And every smile reminds me of your eyes Your lips hold this seductive mystery I would like to indulge in How do you understand the me that no one can really see And why do i trust you, am i so naive Fire under water.. how true Impossible is not allowed, let ambiguity shine through
Lookin' For Laughs
As I am new to this site,I am going to let everyone know up front that I am not looking for anything,but fun.I have an outrageous sense of humor,can laugh at most anythig and will.I mean no offense to anyone,I am a very easy going person.I like most people on the spot,some it may take a second look, lol.I wasnt sure if I'd find any laughter here but I have and for the ones that gave me that I truly thank you.Laughter is one of the great free things in life,and god help you if you don't take advantage of it.So for everyone that have shown me a warm welcome my wish for you is a lifetime of laughter.
So, I looked at my best friend and told her we need to talk. She looked back at me like she did someting wrong so I quickly asked her if she wanted to get a piercing with me. "What?" We then went to Wingnut and asked about this specific peircing we wanted to get and they thought I was crazy cuz my hands were flying everywhere... I was a lil nervous... We wanted to know EVERYTHING!!! Being the smart girls that we are, before we actually got peirced, we went back to my place and checked it out on the internet. Pictures, stories, and jewelry. Thinking that I wasn't actually going to get it done for two weeks! But she says, "Hey, lets go get it done in the morning! I'll pay." We shaved and prepped that night and enjoied looking at our woohoos in the mirror all night long. The next morning we did one last quick shave and were off to get peirced! Lucky me, I got to go first. Our peircer was really hot so I didn't mind taking my pants off :D He didn't tell me when he wa
New Original Erotica- One Nighter
Yay! My first original erotica online, and now you can find all the erotica I've written at! But, for now, enjoy the erotica! One Nighter By Christy Disclaimer: This story is an original work of fiction. Duplication can only be made with the permission of the author. Summary: Two people meet up in a bar for a one nighter...or do they? He sat there, watching her. The brunette had been in last night, and with it having been Halloween, she'd come in dressed in a cowboy outfit. A leather fringe bra had hugged her upper curves and the matching chaps certainly defined her curves lower down. He smiled in memory of the looks of pure satisfaction from most of the males, and even some of the females, that she'd been getting in her fetching get up. He himself had definitely not been immune, going up to dance up against her and had grabbed her by her hips as he enjoyed the sight of her ass framed by black leather. As they'd danced, he'd whispered in her ear what
Brown Sugar By D'angelo
Here's Another 1
Getting ready to go to Dallas for the Cowboys game on Sunday night. I am soooooooo excited can't contain myself. So happy I had to tell anyone who is willing to read this gibberish. I plan to have a really good time especially since I have family that live about an hour away. Do you think they might come and visit? I could only hope. I am going over 98% of the way. I'm sure the can do the other 2. I doubt if they would. Probly expect me to go that extra little bit. They know I am coming this weekend. I hope they will be there. I haven't seen them in 8yrs. That's a loong time. Well I guess that's all for now. GOOOOOOO Cowboys!!!!!!!!
I keep hearing that I need to add more pics and I promise... I'm working on it. They're on the camera and I'm a lazy fuck... so be patient :-) Stay tuned...
Alanna Blinn Fast Draw Artist
Alanna Blinn The fastest women alive! ST. ALBERT - It was a wet and wild time in St. Albert on Saturday, as the 42nd annual Rainmaker Rodeo lived up to its name. Just minutes before the main rodeo event was set to begin, the sky opened up and the mud soon started to develop. The ensuing slop led to slippery footing for the animals and some quick exits for the cowboys. "Thankfully, the only thing injured (because of the rain) was a little cowboy pride," said Jim Oscroft, the event chair. Alanna Blinn made sure to keep her powder dry during the brief rainstorm so she could perform during intermission. The 21-year-old is world champion in women's fast-draw shooting. How long would it take you to whip your gun from its holster, cock the hammer back and fire? Two seconds? One second? Even at half a second, you'd still be left with a smoking hole in your chest if you pulled pistols against Blinn. Her world-record time is 0.26 of a second. Only a handful of male fast-draw competito
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Christmas Contest Help Me Out My Friends
All my Cherry friends Can you find it in your heart this holiday season to come and vote for me in the Christmas contest I would appreciate all my friends help. The more comments the better but make sure you rate pic . Just copy the link and paste in browser and come vote. Happy Holiday's.., or just click on it
omg!! such a fuckin awesome concert....went to see godsmack, soil, and shinedown on the was fuckin sick, im not a huge concert goer but this fuckin made my night, got 2nd row on the floor got pushed, got fondled, got the crap beat out of was grand
Honey Im Home
Since im workin two jobs now its gonna be hard ta talk but I will do my best ta holla as much az I can, but az 4 now im home.;)
December 2006
Lets see I live in Manitoba Canada I love Ford F150 F250 and if I was tall enough to get into 350 I would .. My favorite car is the Mach One.. I am going to do highway driving one day hopefully next year I am going to get my liscense for it .. I Love Music ... end of that subject I am not here for any bull shit If you dont like what u see then move on to the next not into mind games ... If I was I would still be with my EX but said the hell with his phys and mental abuse ......... Umm lets see I guess thats it for now and I love to ride on Harleys ,, Want to know any more just ask ..
Lost Friends
i cant keep friends the best ones i had turnd on me after 18 yrars becouse they done some stuped stuff and blamed me for it so that beat the hell out of me and now thay wont to come fore more and ant going to stop to thay hur me bad thay wont to do ganeworfar to take me not going down with out a fight i know that im just one agents what can i do but hope and pray for sme help from somewere els but non is hereso i will fight on with my back to the wall like i have for so long...i had there back for so long now iv got to watch mine...well how know what is next not a fighter maybe it is time to move friends is what i kneed
Bad Boy!!
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question... WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" HUSBAND! : "Of c ourse I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look) HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house." WIFE: "Would y ou sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new." WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?" HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own." WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?" HUSBAND: "No,
What The..?
Whats with all these guys checking out my profile, lately? And, most of them are country cowboy types... I HATE country music and cowboys! This guy at work, the other day, was telling me, that if he got me drunk enough, that I'd be two steppin to some country in no time... Yeah right, get me drunk enough and I will prolly bad mouth your music with words you'd never even heard me speak, before, sober... LOL! Pfffft! Country music and cowboys are the bane of that is all bland, boring, and regurgitated That is all.. for now.
Fuck Yah Jenjen's Soap Opera Lifestlye
oh baby oh baby this life i call mine its full of soap opera grade a+ stuff! exs who made my life a living hell! a crazy family who makes living with a party! wacky ass friends who never make my days lame! weird love affairs that will make ur mind spin! a dog who thinks she is the queen of the house! leo my man dog thinks no one should yell or he will have nevers break down and a cat who thinks its funny to hide in small place even thoe he is fat can't make my mind about what color and what length its going to be dreams of rocking it out and marrying a musician which will never happen dating guys who like other girls so sucks but is all i get lol relising my life is made of mostly of the internet work music and movies the most fun i have in my day is stripping my clothing food in my bedroom late at night to my music and then dressing myself up thinking i am a model from frace how is skinny and beaitful now that funny so yah jenjen isn't my real n
So What The Hell No One Talks On Here
why is that?
I'm Horny
I'm horny
My Dumb Ass Computer
My computer iz fucin up big time so If i didnt say good night ta anyone u sleep well & i'll talk in tha morn
Ah Just Another Day
ok so I'm home from work and as usual it was busy as crabs on a whore. and its officially saturday dec. 9th which meeeeeeeeeeeeeans , its the day before my birthday and hopefully I'll be goin out tonight although I havent been given confirmation yet weather im goin or not. anyway I'm home and relaxed for the time being, dunno how long I will be awake, due to it bein busy tonight..... if i dont respond i passed out before i could put that status msg up.
Is it me or does it feel like everyone is waiting for someone to come to their profile and comment, and i don't mean your friends or family. Just seem to notice a lot of new faces on the site too, which isn't a bad thing. Still I can't complain as I am not being very proactive and commenting lately, probably due to the fact that my last lot of comments were ignored LOL. Anywho, i finally have a weekend off *big grin* and not far off chrimbo. Well today was the last day for the contractors and it was sad to see them go as we made some good friends. Thgere is also the fact that they worked harder than the some of the staff that are permenant. Just seems strange that they work harder, but they know that if they get the push from this job, the agency will find them another job. I suppose because its harder to get rid of the perm staff, the perm staff will try to exploit that. Sometimes they can be like little kids. Well some of the staff wanted to organise a party for the sgency s
The Confession
I have a friend that is going through a bad break-up. He's taking it hard, I do therefore the good friend thing, take him out, talk to him, strip clubs...the works (tonight's adventure cost me 120$ on him. I do this because nobody else will and my friend, he needs this. I do this because it needs done. Nobody else sees this, I usually do. I've got this empathic little twinkle. It makes me be the person needed at the right time. A little, exhausting, gift. Mostly because nobody has that little emapthic twinkle for me. I'm always the one with confessor collar, the $20 for the lapdance, the ear over six beers. Don't get me wrong. I like that I can be that guy, it just gets burdensome at times.
Best Reply In The Court-room Of The Year
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial--it went like this: Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene? A: No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender running several blocks away. Q: Officer, who provided this description? A: The officer who responded to the scene. Q: A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers? A: Yes sir, with my life. Q: WITH YOUR LIFE? Let me ask you this then officer--do you have a locker room in the police station--a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties? A: Yes sir, we do. Q: And do you have a locker in that room? A: Yes sir, I do. Q: And do you have a lock on your locker? A: Yes sir. Q: Now why is it, officer, IF YOU TRUST YOUR FELLOW OFFICERS WITH YOUR LIFE, that you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with those officers? A: You s
I Feel Bad
my ribs hurt like a motherfucker and i'm depressed. this is fucking great
Tiktok Kill The Clock
Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse Your Result: War When the second seal is opened, you will ride forth on a red horse carrying a sword, unleashing war and destruction. Your mission is to take peace from the earth, so that man will kill one another. The color of your horse represents the blood spilled on the battlefield.Death Pestilence Famine Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse
Just Words.........
I said "I love you" today I tried hard to make you believe it I tried hard to believe it myself But the truth is that I hate you my love I hate you now and I hated you when I said it When I look into your eyes all that I can see is a string of broken promises lies stacked upon lies things that you wanted to do but never tried and the countless missed opportunities created by the millions of precious moments I'll never get back Yes, I hate you I hate who you are I hate what you've made me and most of all I hate what we've become Even if I could love you and all of your cruel ways I could never love what we've become a sickening, rotten display of denial a putrid example of naivete run amok and a horrid case of idealism gone too far I don't love you but I love who you were supposed to be I love what I thought you were but you never understood yourself you never make an attempt to understand me and now no one not even the Gods above can understand us So why,
Updatez On Me
Well I have been doing ok and great.. trying to get things out of my damn head.. Now I do have a head ache and trying to get in the mood to get back on here.. But yahoo groups are in the way and working on them and trying to update for them it is really to much.. I have and will keep on checking in and seeing how is every doing.. I will comment off other peoples pix and profile, if I did not get to you for give me I have way to much to do.. My life is ok and doing well but grandma is getting worse.. She is really sick and she is alot of pain.. I do come on here to get things off my mind of what is going on ok.. Well I will check back soon ok.. Virgo24
Way Too Early
Seems I just went to bed to get a few precious hours of sleep and now I'm wide awake again.. Sleep seems to be the one thing that eludes me. What will it take for me to sleep a full night?? I refuse to take anything to help, and warm milk doesnt help either. Maybe all I need is someone to hold and to hold me through the night... that would be a start at least..
A Little Bit Of Everything
Right now, I am a little bit of everything. I'm irritated, frustrated, upset, happy, but yet at the same time I just want to rip a few people's heads off! I don't want to explain the reason for all these emotions cause honestly I don't see the point! Oh but than why even bother saying anything right? Because I feel like it! The way I am feeling right now is for me. But saying how I am feeling might be the one thing I need to get some sleep tonight. I don't know. I'm half tempted just to delete this thing and go to bed...but than again...FUCK IT! I'm posting it. Maybe I'll come back at a later time and reveal what has made me feel this way, I guess time will only tell.
A Tip For My Brothers
"Ten Worst Gifts To Buy A Woman" Hey guys it is like this; if we are to survive and keep our manhood intact (and all that happy horseshit), it would be a prudent thing to never piss of anything that is capable of bleeding for a week without dying. And to the ladies I say this, there are still a few of us guys left who despite our zany exteriors, are not totally foolish. Anyhow just consider this just another one of my irregular public service announcements with a special thanks to Shayla for sharing this one with me. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is going to make "housework" easier. For instance, a blender, a toaster, a new vacuum, one of those mops they advertise on TV that does everything but suck the life out of you, anything in a informercial. One allowed choice is a new washing machine with a turbo spin cycle. (Makes laundry day go by pretty fast when you can at least sit on it during spin-dry and end up smiling the rest of t
Nature Contest
Believe it or not, I actually entered a contest. I'd appreciate all the help I can get. Contest runs until Tuesday midnight CST.
Chanel Z.....
Chambers Of Shame 1
Only fifteen, loosing her virginity, Resulting in a teenage pregnancy, She was hiding it well from her family, Cause it went seven mouths, before they got to see, The size of the belly containing me, A BASTARD That wasn’t suppose to be. So here goes the story, With out the glitter and glory, The chambers of shame, That my arrival brought the family name. Oh how I’ve wished, it somehow wasn’t right, Cause no matter how it seemed, it really wasn’t bright, And it sure as hell “ain’t” fun, But it’s the true story, of how my life began. On a Friday the 13th, Was when I was born, It’s the day of bad luck, It’s when dreams are torn, One time, one mistake, Yeah, that’s all it took, I’m a reminder in flesh, Why don’t you take a good look.
So Not Ready....
I'm not ready for x-mas. Like we have the gifts and all but I'm just not ready. It's comming up so fast. I work today.. and I don't want to. I'm very tired and Keeva wouldn't let me sleep. I have til 9 am to sleep.. she woke me up at 6:30 am. Fun eh? I so wanna take a nap later. I need to take a shower but Judy isn't up yet and I don't know how much I just wanna let her sit in a room ya know? I'm excited to go to my mom's in a few weeks. I miss being around her. I really wish I could move there but there just isn't the room. It sucks. Anyway, I don't know what to say.. I'm tired as fuck.. I'll write later...
Wow This Article Just Makes Want To Go Down A Bottle Of Vodka And Go Smoke A Pack.... I am all for taking care of myself. I get enough exercise, eat in moderation, take vitamins and assorted other healthy things. But I highly resent the tone of this article. It implies that I should take care of myself not for myself...but because I may get knocked up tomorrow and well think of the fetus!!! Bloody hell, I am a lot of things...but a walking baby factory ain't one of them!! I will take responsiblity for my healthcare (And that includes my reproductive health you sanctimonious bastards!!) not because some rogue sperm will invade my womb whilst I am unawares (If that happens...well chances are I was aware of that)...but because I want to live long enough to be a pain in your collective go do something approve a morning after pill....
I Always Wanted To Be The Chick In This Video....
What Card Are You
You are The Sun Happiness, Content, Joy. The meanings for the Sun are fairly simple and consistent. Young, healthy, new, fresh. The brain is working, things that were muddled come clear, everything falls into place, and everything seems to go your way. The Sun is ruled by the Sun, of course. This is the light that comes after the long dark night, Apollo to the Moon's Diana. A positive card, it promises you your day in the sun. Glory, gain, triumph, pleasure, truth, success. As the moon symbolized inspiration from the unconscious, from dreams, this card symbolizes discoveries made fully consciousness and wide awake. You have an understanding and enjoyment of science and math, beautifully constructed music, carefully reasoned philosophy. It is a card of intellect, clarity of mind, and feelings of youthful energy. What Tarot Card are You?Take the Test to Find Out.
Me, You And All Our Friends, Such A Lovely Human Race
We were above You standing underneath us We were not yet lovers Dragons were smoked Bumblebees were stinging us I was soon to be crazy Eat, drink and be merry For tomorrow we die cause were tripping billies Were wearing nothing Nothing but out shadows Shadows falling down on the beach sand Remembering once, Out on the beaches we wore Pineapple grass bracelets So why would you care To get out of this place You and me and all our freinds Such a happy human race cause were tripping billies We are all sitting Legs crossed round a fire My yellow flame she dances Tequila drinking oh our Minds will wonder To wonderous places So why would you care To get out of this place You and me and all our friends Such a happy human race Eat, drink and be merry For tomorrow we die
Living Bible(sent To Me By A Dear Friend)
THE LIVING BIBLE Now this is the Living Bible: His name is Bill. He has wild hair, wears a T-shirt with holes in it, jeans, and no shoes. This was literally his wardrobe for his entire four years of college. He is brilliant. Kind of profound and very, very bright He became a Christian while attending college. Across the street from the campus is a well-dressed, very conservative church. They want to develop a ministry to the students but are not sure how to go about it. One day Bill decides to go there. He walks in with no shoes, jeans, his T-shirt, and wild hair. The service has already started and so Bill starts down the aisle looking for a seat. The church is completely packed and he can't find a seat. By now, people are really looking a bit uncomfortable, but no one says anything. Bill gets closer and closer and closer to the pulpit, and when he realizes there are no seats, he just squats down right on the carpet. By now the people
T-minus 14 Days....
2 weeks til xmas. So much to do. Theres never enough time or money. It's bitter cold. I need to grocery shop too. Gonna finish up the baking this weekend. We have lotsa cookies. lol. Five Terrible Fake Christmas TV Specials 1. A Scaled-Down Christmas: Going Through the Motions with Martha Stewart 2. The Town That Forgot to Ship Early 3. Kazuki Takahashi’s© Yu-Gi-Oh™ Cardtastical Action Holiday Tournament® 4. Rudolph’s Shiny New Prince Albert 5. E!’s “Background Noise for Drinking Alone” Marathon Five most depressing “Christmas Gifts” for sale at Walgreens * Fiber Optic Angel (with five-color oscillating ass-wings) * Celine Dion “Parfums” * Neon Guitar Wall Art * Electronic-Eye Santa (joylessly croaking “Ho, ho, ho” when it detects motion) * Advanced Formula Toe Fungus Cream
Christmas In East Haven
This song was banned on the radio here! It offened Italian americans...I am the latter and it doesnt offend me. I love this song:) So listen to it and tell me what ya think! Don't hit and run just hang out and listen to the whole song! EAST HAVEN — Christmas still will be celebrated in town this year, but for some people the holiday just isn’t the same — for better or for worse. That’s because after nine years as one of the hallmarks of the holiday season in Greater New Haven, "Christmas in East Haven" — maybe you know it as "Christmas Time in ’Staven" — isn’t on the radio this year. Hamden-based KC101, the Top 40 radio station, created the song in 1996 and ever since has fended off criticism from some offended locals, as well as from the likes of the Washington-based National Italian American Foundation. This year, the station, at 101.3 on the FM dial, retired the song.
I Traveled Time By The Click Of A Cursor
clink blink wink! zoom and theyre gone. today is december 6th. but the date is 7 like angels calling but I changed the day why would one want to change the day? Arent flesh auto motive? dont we spin with the same ferocity that the spokes fight against? Oh im so sorry, sorry for discarding safety gear. sorry for delving into the only fetish that sets me free. when that ice moment occurs the synapses fire a 21 gun salute to the rush of living! when the zip of gnashing rubberflesh against the ground and a tiny film of waterice the sideways motion bullies the body left, kicking right, (right kicks left) And the true meaning of free realizes it is real Finds its self aware is wholly pure and beautiful no previous convictions Remain unsurprised. Im still the same mind controlling the same body at the same time in the timeline. reguardless of clicks, clacks, and cursor moves.
Naughty Twas The Night Before Xmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God was it neat, The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook, It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Mama in her teddy, and I in the nude, Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube. When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner and poor Mama went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and 8 mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver half out of his sled, A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite, And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts.
Happy Holidays
May all your holiday wishes come true!Merry Christmas Comment Graphics
The Big Wheel
In September 1960, I woke up one morning with six hungry babies and just 75 cents in my pocket. Their father was gone. The boys ranged from three months to seven years; their sister was two. Their Dad had never been much more than a presence they feared. Whenever they heard his tires crunch on the gravel driveway they would scramble to hide under their beds. He did manage to leave $15 a week to buy groceries. Now that he had decided to leave, there would be no more beatings, but no food either. If there was a welfare system in effect in southern Indiana at that time, I certainly knew nothing about it. I scrubbed the kids unti l they looked brand new and then put on my best homemade dress, loaded them into the rusty old 51 Chevy and drove off to find a job. The seven of us went to every factory, store and restaurant in our small town. No luck. The kids stayed crammed into the car and tried to be quiet while I tried to convince whoever would listen that I was willi
I Miss My Bike
The thing I hate most about winter is that I can't ride my bike .... I'm thinking about taking a hair dryer to my drive way and riding in and out of the garage, anyone know of a better solution?
Uh Huh!!!
so next friday i'm going to see Ten the Pearl Jam tribute band. which is gonna be pretty cool, i hope. I got some exciting news yesterday but i'm not going to tell you what it is. I'm excited though. Well that's all that goes on in my exciting life. ROCK ON BITCHES!!! JAX
2 down. 2 to go. Deviance shouldn't be a prob. That was an easy class. Calculus, we'll see how that went. Grinded it. Hard. No lube even - bitch. Maybe I'll pass. Just gotta get through Chem on Monday and Bio on Thursday. Not worried about Bio. And now - I relax for the day. Tomorrow is Chem HW grind day. =D
The Road Before Us
Before us lies a road that neither of us is sure of Yet together we are more than ready to walk it It looks straight from where we’re standing now But both of us know there are curves and bumps ahead There will be days when neither of us feels like talking Days when we would probably like to just walk away from each other But in our hearts we know that we will make it through With God at the center of our lives we can do anything We can make it over the roughest most difficult spots in the road Everyday I fall deeper and deeper in love with you And I know in my heart that we will walk hand in hand for years to come Come rain or shine, sleet or snow we will be together With each breath we take, each step we step we will grow closer and closer So now I not only give you my heart but I give you my hand Walk with me, not matter what for that is what love is about Each of us will have our turns leading down certain parts of the road
Winter Solstice - Yule : Facts And Misinformation
The following contains elements of a work authored by Mike Nichols, a Welsh Witch from K.C., Missouri. Go to: for the original text. Lady Cerridwen Gawr, June, 2002 GENERAL INFORMATION Gwyl Canol Gaeaf or Yule: December 21-23 (the Winter Solstice) is the festival of the Divine King's death and rebirth. This is the time which marks the vanquishing of the Holly King, the God of the waning year, by the Oak king, God of the waxing year. At this season the powers of light (Oak King) grow strong as they battle the powers of darkness (Holly King). Each clan elects a Shape Shifter whose job it is to balance the festival of Gwyl Canol Gaef. At this time the White Goddess gives birth to the Sun God, the child of promise, who will re-fertilize her and bring back the warmth and light to the kingdom. The Oak King rules. Although still young and weak, the days are getting longer now. This is the time for family. The traditional solstice
I Dont Get It Sometimes
you work your ass off with someone and together trying to make something work (no i am not talking about the wife, ex-business partner actually) and you think you know them. next thing you are getting screwed and your own livihood is in jeopardy! how can someone be so damn mean and not give a rats ass about someone's family?!?! not to mention even their own???????? word to the wise here people, you never know just who you are dealing with and who you can truely trust.
Here We Fuckin' Go Again
This time, the rant I'm creating is not towards homophobic dumbasses. This one is pointed towards racist pigs and bitches who know nothing about the "wonderful" country we live in. First off let me say this, I come from a very large family. I have two families that I claim as my own. One is my real family, which is big in itself, and my foster family, where I was placed at the age of 14 so they could force me to go to school. Anyhow, when I think of my families, I combine them into one. Which means I have 17 or 18 brothers and sisters. yes, that's right 17 or 18. I have 3 younger siblings who are mixed. They are black/white. And alot of people don't understand why I accepted them so quickly. It's because I love them like they were my real family. Anyhow, they come home almost everyday crying their eyes out because someone called them a "nigger" or a half breed. I can't tell you how many fights I got into at school over just those two phrases. You don't see many white people at my schoo
Winter Soltice - December 21-22
The time around December 21 or 22 is a very important day for our planet and its relationship with the sun. December 21 is one of two solstices, days when the rays of the sun directly strike one of the two tropical latitude lines. In 2006 at precisely 7:22 p.m. Eastern Standard Time on December 21 (00:22 UTC on December 22) winter begins in the Northern Hemisphere and summer begins in the Southern Hemisphere. The earth spins around its axis, an imaginary line going right through the planet between the north and south poles. The axis is tilted somewhat off the plane of the earth's revolution around the sun. The tilt of the axis is 23.5 degrees; thanks to this tilt, we enjoy the four seasons. For several months of the year, one half of the earth receives more direct rays of the sun than the other half. When the axis points away from the sun from December to March, the southern hemisphere enjoys the direct rays of the sun during their summer months. Alternatively, when the axis tilt
People Posting Don't Add If Asked
I have a question for you , why are you here ? to make friends to meet people or just to have a place to be ? I'm here because I like to be around people who are diffrent it would bore me to tears id we all were the same , some people are extroverts and other are introverts , personally I fall in the middle , but I come here to say hi and have a great day coz thats my hope for everyone , not to say that " don't add a person who is only in it for their own glory because maybe they have a problem that they are truly afriad to talk about. I'm old and remember alot of things but I try to live by a few things I have heard first is the Desderata google it if you are courious about what it says and the old saying from star trek the needs of the many out weigh the needs of the few or the one the last one is that through others do you discover self , so to the ego people out there don't tell me not to add some one because maybe that person needs to talk to an old balding fat man o
How Horny R U?
You scored as Super Horny. You are extremly horny. A little too much for your own good. Don't let it take control of you, try to keep those hormones in check ;) Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do!Super Horny100%Very horny81%Normal Horny75%A little horny25%Not horny0%How horny are you? (with pics)created with
A Christmas Story
A Christmas Story 'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a goomind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear? The old lady bitches cause I work late at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter, They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money? And the kids these days--they all are the pits They want the impossible--Those mean little shits I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them, They want computers and robots...they think - I'
Indian Thriller
i'm sssssssoooooooooooooooooo bored. anyway. i got kicked out of toys-r-us last night...hehehe. that was actually pretty fun. first time i've ever been kicked out of somewhere...anyway. went to zee bar with mikey, john, shane, and john. phil was there too...but i don't really like phil. he's a nice guy, but when he drinks he just gets so loud and obnoxious. anyway. around 11:30 john wanted to go to toys-r-us to buy a christmas present for his girlfriend tina, so we all ended up going and playing tennis with a spongebob soccerball...and we somehow managed to knock over a shelf of toys..luckily we didn't actually break anything. one of the chicks working there called security on us though...damn you bitch. mikey bought me the CUTEST stuffed giraffe EVER. i love giraffes. fo seriousssssss
New To Cherry's...
Ok, This is my very first Blog here...just wanted to say something...Uhm..."something". There..all done. HAHAHA!!!!
Sweet Naughty Girl :)
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What Color Is Your Aura
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Sweet Naughty Girl 2
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My Knight In Shining Armor...
I recently met someone here on the tap..and I can honestly say that he's become my best friend..borderline only real friend. He's the sweetest person to talk to, and can really tell when I need to talk..and the sad part about it is..he's thousands of miles away, or might as well be.... He saved me the other day...I was so down and upset..and he actually took the time to call and make sure that I was ok..let me cry on his that's what a friend is actually listen, and feel your pain and try to understand what you're going through..granted, sometimes it doesn't always happen that thanks to him and his life is much better... I just wanted to post this so that others out there will know that this is more than just a place to get a's also a place to make "real friends"...and when he reads this..He will know who it is... I LUV YA!!! Thanks for everything...
What A Joke Removing People
It's Been Awhile
I wanted to say hello to all my friends, fans and family. I know I haven't been on in weeks. I got a new job and have been working CRAZY overtime. I just wanted everyone to know I have not forgot about ya and I miss ya all. I put up some new pictures as promised when I first got on CherryTap. Hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving. I wish you all a great Holiday season. ~AZSGIRLYGIRL~
I love having 'em and I treat them nicely ;-) *hint hint*
Rabbit Thoughts Ii: One Minute Poem
Pockets It's silent contortion of madness, not rememdered. No broken blindness A balanced mind is uncanny Rare So take nothing from this And leap into the abyss Another time begins New Year 2007. Antique Winter On a windy day I wondered the open meadow Softy not knowing Like a shoe tossed amoung the pebbles Nothing to really do but roam Whisper futile secrets softly Closer to the antique bridge Down where the dry havoc of leaves crowd A day easily forgoten but never lost As I watch the blue gaze of the waters edge Its difficult to imagine that everything makes an impression (inspiredMrsJ) White Poem Blue Jewel I drink water, and cut fruit Plunge my hand through the wind's foliage Green birds cut through my dreams A morning like no other With a boundless gaze where the world becomes new Beautiful again from the beginning My sky is deep and unchanging I know the night a little longer But the morning is always there to greet me Unless i
Aura Color
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i have to read my employee manual for pier 1 before monday...and i haven't even started yet.'s only 125 pages long but i have to like...STUDY the policies n shit. stupid everything, i just want to cuddle & smoke a joint.
Jenifer Lopez
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Babysitting For Mr. Allen
True Story, First Time, Young, Non-consensual sex, Virginity, Rape I still remember what I was wearing that night. Black skirt and button up white shirt. I babysat for Mr. Allen (a friend of the family) and his wife all the time. It was my only way to get spending cash since I was only 13. I liked babysitting for them, the kid went to bed at 7 and they didn't come home till midnight. It got even more fun the night I was board and looking through random drawers and found a stash of porns. I had masterbated before but never to a porn so this was a major perk when I came over here. Anyways this night I came over and as usual they gave me the run down. Mrs. Allen rushed out the door "Have fun Amy" and Mr. Allen (tall dark hair and eyes kind fatherly face) "Yeah have fun" he said it in a kind of knowing manner but I figured whatever and the night went as usual. Put the kid to bed popped in Barely Legal and started to rub my wet pussy. As usual at midnight Mr. and Mrs. Allen came
And Now We Wait
I Stand Alone
Still, oh so, sad and depressed about where my life stands, right now.... And, where its been for awhile, now Almost a decade of not knowing the feeling of love sure has deadened my nerves and vanquished all sense of hope I want love and your never going to give me it, are you...? You wont let it find me... WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *shakes my fists towards the skies in furious anger*
Well This Really Me?
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My Cherrytap Madlib!!
Choose a word for each number and then fill the words into the paragraph. No changing the words after! Then send it to will be fun!! 1 adjective to describe someone- 2 noun (like car, profile, nose etc…)- 3 adjective to describe someone- 4 noun (like car, profile, nose etc…)- 5 verb of action (like run, sing, read etc…)- 6 noun (like car, profile, nose etc…)- 7 noun (like car, profile, nose etc…)- 8 adjective to describe something- 9 noun describing relationship (like friend, rabbi, teacher etc…)- 10 noun (like car, profile, nose etc…)- 11 noun (like car, profile, nose etc…)- 12 noun describing relationship (like friend, rabbi, teacher etc…)- 13 place- 14 noun (like car, profile, nose etc…)- 15 thing (like car, profile, nose etc…)- 16 noun (like car, profile, nose etc…)- 17 adjective to describe something- 18 verb of action (like run, sing, read etc…)- 19 place- 20 something to do- 21 noun (like car, profile, nose e
Does It Make Me A Bad Person?
My husband's sister started a whole war over property that they inherited when their mother passed away. She then turns around and lies to the whole family so that they will ride my husband's ass. I have all the paperwork to prove she has lied and big time. So, my question is, does it make me a bad person to post all the documentation for any family member who wants to know the truth to see? I will of course post a warning on the opening page to not read unless they really want to know the truth. Comments on this one will be really appreciated.
Any Ever Feel Like This ?
sweet anticipations reward tied up in knots waiting for time to pass stuck in this place waiting to move my ass to get out to where my heart belongs there with you we will write the songs of love that leaves us breathless and hushed taking our time with the act that is best not rushed two who become one that began with a word feelings so much deeper than anything ever heard entranced in a touch and held by a kiss none ever knew the glory of this taste the sweet nectar from each other in embrace of that wonderful spot and so special a place that belongs to each other forever divine enhanced by the love of your heart and mine in tune with the things that we both like to do never has there been anyone for me like you we know the desires in each of our hearts unafraid to lay claim to each others parts knowing we belong to each other for all time makes the act of love making all too sublime electric intensity and the feel of your touch you drive me so wild and i need
The following are HACKERS and have waged a war against the wiccans/pagans: Wiccan Priestess, Malicious Animus, witch bitch, wiccan warrior, Steghra, witch hunter, Mystic Goddess, Cheshirecat666 Do not allow beach under any circumstances to be friends! If you do not want your hard drive wiped and your friend list infiltrated, please forward this warning to any and all those you trust in a private message - no bulletins! They are cunning and looking to get thru back doors - so lets all be wary of who we accept as friends and do not automatically accept any new friend requests without checking anyone out first! The welcome committee lounge (Starzhaloz) as well as wiccans and pagans lounge (Lady Isis) is a good place to check if in doubt. Hold off is someone seems odd! Let's show them that our "family is smarter than them..." Brightest Blessings, Lady Isis
Wow Im Stupid
You know I do the stupidest things when I'm drunk.. i have a myspace profile also.. and i was getting some comments from a guy friend (Matt) that really sorta upset me and they were really sweet actually.. i was flattered he cared so much but there was so much that it was a lil over welming.. Well a friend of mine (Jaymes) that i knew for years posted a comment saying how much they missed me and they loved me right.. (only cause we hadnt seen each others in years) well anyhow Matt seen it and got really upset.. and asked me what the fuck was going on with this jaymes guy.. what got me.. was that matt was asking if i was cheating on him.. and wow.. I went off on him and it wasnt nice at all.. i couldnt understand why matt would think that we were together nor ask me wtf was going on with Jaymes... well i said some pretty roiten thigs to Matt when i went off on him.. i mean matt was like a really good friend to me.. Well I finally figured it out.. matt showed me something.. I was rea
Working Too Much !!
Always Believe In Miracles...
Always Believe In Miracles!!! Three years ago, a little boy and his grandmother came to see Santa at Mayfair Mall in Wisconsin. The child climbed up on his lap, holding a picture of a little girl. "Who is this?" asked Santa, smiling. "Your friend? Your sister?" "Yes, Santa," he replied. "My sister, Sarah, who is very sick," he said sadly. Santa glanced over At the grandmother who was waiting nearby, and saw her dabbing her Eyes with a tissue. "She wanted to come with me to see you, oh, so very much, Santa!" The child exclaimed. "She misses you," he added softly. Santa tried to be cheerful and encouraged a smile to the boy's face, asking him what he Wanted Santa to bring him for Christmas. When they finished their visit, the Grandmother came over to help the child off his lap, and started to say something to Santa, but halted. "What is it?" Santa asked warmly. "Well, I know it's really too much to ask you, Santa, but .." the old woman began, shoo
I'm Done!
I'm done sending comments for today. If I didnt get your page today, I'm sorry. I'll try my darndest to get there before the weekend is over. I've gotten to at least half of my friends list today...I'm just worn out, and my back button is getting kinda tired from that too lol. I think I am going to play in my stash and add some new stuff there. Any other ideas for making some quick cherry points? It feels like I've been stuck on my current level for a lonnnnnnnnnng time. I'm ready for a new one.
Nexts, Lasts And Firsts
NEXTS 1. Next person you'll kiss: who knows? lol 2. Next movie you want to see: I still wanna see saw 3. 3. Next person you want to go out with: hmmm 5. Next time you're going out: i'm out now lol 6. Next place you'll take vacation: Hopefully England to see my homie Anna!! 7. Next thing you are going to do after filling this survey out: shower eventually 8. Next thing you are going to eat:just ate some soup. lol. 9. Next time you plan to be drunk: tonight? LOL 10. Next thing you are going to do outside: freeze my ass off 11. Next person you'd like to see fill this out: don't know. lol -------------------------------------------------------- LASTS: 1. Last kiss: Z 2. Last person you hugged: Lisa 3. Last person you spoke to: Lisa 4. Last alcoholic beverage: Mailbu Rum 6. Last movie: Click 7. Last person you thought of: =) someone. lol 8. Last school you went to: Wright College 9. Last person you said I love you to: someone special. 10. Last run in with the Law
Wow alot have changed since i have been on here last,i guess i have alot to learn! I have been busy with life,and didnt come online for 2 months. My life isnt as busy but i just dont come online as much. I hope everyone is well
Hello Ct
This is just a blog entry to let out some things. Lately I've been hounded for nude pictures here on CT. Yes I have some on the computer, but the only person allowed to see them is my husband. I love to make new friends, but if all you want is to see me naked, then I'm sorry keep moving. I'm a soft spoken person until I get pissed off. I don't like to cause trouble, but I'll never back down once I feel I've been backed into a corner. Some people take my patience and understanding for granted. Let me assure you, I will not tolerate racial slurs, sexist attacks, and above all I hate child molesters, rapists, woman beaters, liars, and cheaters. I'm gonna state this once more, I'M MARRIED therefore I am only looking for friends. If you can't handle that then keep to steppin'. Another thing I cannot stand is homophobic dumb asses who know not what their talking about when it comes to the topic. I'm bi and I'm proud of it. I have a gay pride flag hanging on my wall. My family is open and th
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Being Away
Sorry to all that i've been away. My dad's been in the hospital. To those of you that don't know my story, my dad has spent the past year almost going thru chemo and radiation. His immune system is still not up to par. In fact it's almost still at zero. It's been about 3 months since he's finished his treatments. He went into the hospital on Mon. He thought he was having a heart attack. After bloodwork and testing, it came back that he has pneumonia in his left lung. He's doing good now and is expected to make a full recovery. He's out of the hospital now. This is why i haven't been on in a while. Thanks for your patience and understanding. love to all. Larayna
Isn't It Funny...
Isn't it funny how things that were once near and dear to you can later serve as life lessons and comic relief?
For A Bitch Names *$&%#
you know who you are..... i wanted to tell you that i am not saying you slept with David. what i am telling you is that you need to stop talking about me. this has nothing to do with him. you are the one that feels quilty for not telling me anything. you sit there in tennessee and wouldn't tell me anything, but you went behind my back and told david. that is something that would make a girl not think nothing right. everything that you done and said was nothing but to get up to fighting. you thought that by putting on your thoughts into our relationship that it would be better for you. well, you are nothing but trash. people mistake you for a piece of trash. i never thought that you would go this far as in to trying to hurt someone. i am not the one that had ice thrown at me and told to leave that they didn't want you. david did tell me that he wanted me there through all these things. you think that you have friends in this life, but guess what. you dont!!! people try to hurt yo
God Bless America.
¢¾MA...: A SECOND?? FAKE?? ->¢¾MA...: IT`s bullshit, you know it, you only need a second ...(they call it fake) ¢¾MA...: I EVEN HAD THE RULES IN THE BULLETIN BEFORE U SENT ME UR PIC TO USE ¢¾MA...: OK IM NOT LYING I HAVE HAD THE RULES SINCE DAY ONE ->¢¾MA...: OK delete me you lying whatever ¢¾MA...: I HAVE A BLOG WITH THE RULES READ IT ->¢¾MA...: OH, I thought that is normal ¢¾MA...: STOP VOTING ON URSELF God bless America. If that is typical for Americans, you will loose your last friend in the world... If you want to know, why you will loose World War III, take a look: ♥MARIA ~SEXY ~NUDE LETTE ♥@ CherryTAP H.
You Babygirl
i find myself longing for her. longing for her like a mother longs for her newborn child. every time i close my eyes she is there. i want to be with her so badly. she is the one i was meant to be with. i want to touch her,i want to feel her lips pressed passionatly aginst mine. i want to run my fingers through her hair. i want to feel her breath on my face when she whispers i love you. ive never felt this strongly about anyone. you my babygirl are the one and only for me. I Love You
Much Needed Help
Santa's Lap
I like to visit Santa Claus When Christmastime is near. It's fun to climb up on his lap And whisper in his ear. He says, "My dear, have you been good? Have you done what Mother said you should? Do you brush your teeth and hair each day? Are you kind to others when you play? I listen to each question And answer every one. Although I am ashamed to say I must say no to some. But Santa never scares me; He doesn't even scold. He just says, "Try again, my dear, You're a fine lad, I am told." Gee, I like to visit Santa Claus When Christmastime is near. It's fun to climb up on his lap And whisper in his ear...
For Reposting A Bulletin
my friend buckeye cherry was attacked.and that isnt kool at all.i reposted the same says repost at the top,so usually that means they took it from someone else and reposted it right?so why attack her over a freakin about childish behaviour.and of course pureknight got the blame as well.hhhmmm how did he get involved in anyway? he didnt repost anything or even comment on the bulletin! and you all want to say he and buckeye cherry are the childish ones.why is it ok to say something about some one you know nothing about? yet if you have something said about you,all hell breaks many people on this site and yet 2 people get singled out for something,one for reposting and one for no reason at all.that is so freakin funny.oh btw,fatsonny was one of those attacking.after he went off on buckeyecherry,he started in on my roommate for repostin that bulletin also
Every year at just this time, In cold and dark December, Families around the world All gather to remember, With presents and with parties, With feasting and with fun, Customs and tradtions for people old and young. So every year, around the world In all lands and nations, People of all ages love December celebrations!
Christmas Canceled
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Tell Me Something I Don't Know!
The product's full name is WD-40 Water Displacer, which was perfected on the fortieth attempt.
Please Please Please Help Me
I have never ever ever been in a contest B4. So, Um.... will youhelp me out. Im NOT asking for you to actually vote for me. Am asking you to vote for the BEST one out of all of them. Hoping that I AM of course BUT I'm sure there are MANY beautiful pictures there. It starts Dec 17th, 2006. THANKS alot. Blessed Be TAFfyGurl
Trying To Make Since
I have things on my mind and my head feels like it will explode if i do not say it. If its either saying it aloud or writing it down. I often wondered what dreams are. I wonder if they are signs of things to come or something from your past lives. What do they mean is my real question. I have been have having wierd ones as you can read on the past blogs. Some of them i remember but some of them i do not. I have had some that are like premanitions. A week later and someone would say exactly what they said in dream I had. I wonder if ne one truly knows what dreams mean, I would like to know so I can make since of mine. Well for another day good bye and good night and oh yeah sweet dreams.
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How Embarrassing
Speak up, sir...You need the extra small condoms? Fri Dec 8, 8:21 AM ET NEW DELHI (Reuters) - Condoms designed to meet international size specifications are too big for many Indian men as their penises fall short of what manufacturers had anticipated, an Indian study has found. ADVERTISEMENT The Indian Council of Medical Research, a leading state-run center, said its initial findings from a two-year study showed 60 percent of men in the financial capital Mumbai had penises about 2.4 cm (one inch) shorter than those condoms catered for. For a further 30 percent, the difference was at least 5 cm (two inches). A poor fit meant the prophylactics often didn't do the job they were bought for, and led to some tearing or slipping off during use. "One of the reasons for a failure of up to 20 percent (of condoms) is the association of the size of the condom to the erect penis," the council's Dr. Chander Puri told Reuters, adding another reason was couples often put them on
It May Be True
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Who Started Christmas?
A woman was Christmas shopping with her two Children. After many hours of walking down row after Row of toys and after hours of hearing both her Children asking for everything they saw on those Many shelves, she finally made it to the store Elevator with her two children in hand. She was feeling what so many of us feel during the Holiday season time of the year - getting that Perfect gift for every single person on our shopping List, overwhelming pressure to go to every party, Every housewarming, taste all the holiday food and Treats, making sure we don't forget anyone on our Card list, and the pressure of making sure we Respond to everyone who sent us a card. Finally the elevator doors opened revealing a crowd in the car. She pushed her way in and dragged her two kids and all her bags of stuff in with her. As the doors closed she couldn't take it anymore and blurted out: "Whoever started this whole Christmas thing should be found, strung up, and shot." From the
Just A Piece Of The Book
Confessions of a West-EnderWith east-end girls Yuletide season once again. Some people say it has a magic all its own. I call it the Christmas spirit: the wish/urge to get something for Christmas. My urge has been satisfied already. The one known as the Beasely woman has captivated the slumbering knight once again. A timeless rift to the core of my being now fires with ancient energies, for I am once again hers! Updates: Shirley Ann has shrugged off the title of girlfriend because of news that I may perhaps become Trese’s baby-daddy. This is unofficial word. So do not take such to heart. Felicia Michelle Holmes is also stating that I am the true father of her first born. This is horrendous. Tango Katrina? She has no hope of sustaining or maintaining me. Her fatal flaw was baby daddy. Ugh! Unusually festive, I realize that this euphoria might be short lived. But pardon me as I bask in this glow. -> I have yet to catch wind about a certain Jeraldine though
Any 1 Like Jazz??
If I lay here... If I just lay here.... Would lay with me and Just FORGET the world ? Forget Them Forget problems Forget feeling at all Forget to keep falling Forget who and why Forget everything Forget even dying Forget living Forget being alive Forget thinking Forget to ever try Forget..Forget The whole World
Pulp Fiction - Short Version - Bad Language Warning
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Bloggity Blog....
Blah, so Im at the ocean to help out with my some things for him so he can break away to go spend time with my grandma up at the really sucks I mean I dont mind helping but this whole situation really does blow, I think I am really the one whos tryin to be the strongest for everyone and its hard I mean I have my teary moments...but blah when we got here yesterday we cooked my grandpa some dinner over here in the club house so I went to his camper "they run a camp ground down at the ocean" so anywho and Im sittin there he seems kinda ok, more tired like then anything but then he broke down started cryin tellin me how sick my grandma really is...he hadnt said much to my mama or aunt I guess not to worry them and so I figure he thought he could talk to me cuz theres no one to talk to...and what do you say to someone? Whos wife may be dying? Ive never seen him cry before its just gut renching it hurts to see him like this Im good with my grandma but its I dunno c
The Road Not Taken
THE ROAD NOT TAKEN Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth; Then took the other, as just as fair, And having perhaps the better claim, Because it was grassy and wanted wear; Though as for that the passing there Had worn them really about the same, And both that morning equally lay In leaves no step had trodden black. Oh, I kept the first for another day! Yet knowing how way leads on to way, I doubted if I should ever come back. I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I- I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference. Robert Frost
The Us Potals Service?
Okay used to be at one time you could ship things up from the United States using the US postal service and they would waive the clearance fees at the border. Well now that has all changed. I don't make much money and I am the full bread winner for my family. I can't afford the 75.00 bucks now to clear the damn thing. This is because of tighter restrictions thanks to that goddamn Osama BinLaden and 9/11. Now my major Christmas gift will not come and I am so pissed off. I am not a terrorist nor am I getting secret weapons. I am an ordinary Joe who is trying to make ends meet and getting screwed by 2 damn governments now.
Tigger The Tiger
Tigger Tigger Your a Tiger Piglet Piglet Your a pig Donkey Donkey Your quite wonky Pooh Pooh Your quite big Owl Owl your quite foul maybe thats why your an owl rabbit rabbit but Elma Fudd calls you wabbit!!!
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My Heart
MY HEART found a resting place I finally found a woman who loves me for who i am not for what i have. It took me awhile to realize but i am @ peace finally with this. The past is behind me and the future is dead ahead so to all that have been my friends may u find what ur lookin 4 in life and it brings u the same peace sooner then later. My best to all GOOD NIGHT
Where The Sky's Clear
Pull me out, lover, bring me home, Take me to our places, where I didn't feel alone Beside my hopes, where they could subtly shine, Now a thousand raindrops on this split white line. With your tender hands still climbing up and around my spine, Lover, bring me home. I can take my baggage and leave this by the porch, If it's dark where I' going, will you place a torch Above the case with our names printed on the back. Love, if you're not coming, at least help me pack, Lift my anger and your silence from around my neck And leave this by the porch. These roads breed ice in hopeless summers, I'm headed where the sky's clear, And, recalling how you calmed me when I felt the fear, Our light blurs, then nothing, now I'm dancing with eternal ghost, The spirit of the days we shared, the days I've loved the most. Let it thaw; the coldness of the last post, I'm headed where the sky's clear.
Your Mistake
I’m the thing that haunts your dreams As you wish you hadn’t believed her Lies You were always unsure about her shaky words when she promised And promised always promising Broken hearts and new loves was all you found She was wrapped up in another’s arms that looked nothing like you Then you found me nearly a ghost basking in the sun. I had too many loves to count none true none you Wasting away everyday my promise to you I was thin and bones But it made me feel Beautiful with out you I kept promises She kept lies Your grave mistake Your single nightmare She had walked away I was wasting away It’s too late to learn from your mistake
Texas Pecan Chicken Recipe.
Ingredients: 4 boneless, skinless chicken breasts 3/4 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon freshly ground pepper 8 ounces fresh mushrooms, chopped 1/2 small onion, diced or 6 green onions 2 tablespoons butter 4 ounces cream cheese, softened 1 tablespoon French style mustard 1 tablespoon snipped fresh thyme or 1 teaspoon dried thyme 1/2 cup butter, melted 1 1/2 cups finely diced Texas pecans 1 cup fine bread crumbs 1/4 cup minced fresh parsley Directions: On hard surface with meat mallet, pound chicken to 1/4 inch thickness. Sprinkle with salt and pepper. Sauté mushrooms and onions in butter. Cool. Mix with cream cheese, mustard and thyme. Divide into 4 equal portions and spread on each piece of chicken. Fold over ends and roll up, pressing edges to seal. Mix pecans, bread crumbs and parsley in a bowl. Dip chicken in butter, then into crumbs, turning to coat. Place on greased baking sheet seam side down. Bake at 350 degrees for 35 minutes or until done. Makes 4 servings. Serv
Lets Dance You And I
the lovers' dance the dreams of lovers dancing in the flames the world is still stuck in this moment warmed by the embers while we fan the fire spinning endlessly our hearts' music gives us rhythm the mystic melody let it overcome splendour grip tight blind to the world we alone breathe tonight words fall away unused a look, a touch, every carress a language still known wordless volumes spoken tell me it never ends our forever dreams the endless melody the lovers' dance. by john m
This Sad World
Why does it have to be this way? This world is a terrible place All cruelty with no grace That woman begs for a dollar or two While she walks around without a shoe Why does it have to be this way? This world is a terrible place All cruelty with no grace That man hobbles down the street With a sick child he needs to treat Why does it have to be this way This world is a terrible place All cruelty with no grace In school's in the hall A child is beaten against the wall Why does it have to be this way? This world is a terrible place All cruelty with no grace Countries go to war without a thought Forgetting the peace we once saught This world is a terrible place All cruelty with no grace I wish there was some way to change what I see But I can't help but be glad that I'm me This world is a terrible place All cruelty with no grace But while some whither in despair Some dance around without a care That girl there With the brown hair, Has witnessed many things you
A Christmas Story
A Christmas story "Twas the night before christmas--Old Santa was pissed. he cussed out the elvesand threw down the list. Miserable little brats, ungreatful little jerks i have good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my ass for Damn near a year, instead of "thanks Santa" --what do i hear? the old lady bitches cuz i work late at night. the elves want more money--The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when i think things will get better those ass holes from the IRS sends me a letter, they say i owe taxes--if that aint damn funny who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money? and the kids these days -- they all are the pits they want the impossible -- those mean little shits i spent the whole year making wagons and sleds assembling dolls... their arms,legs, heads i made them a ton of yo yo's -No request for them they want computers and robots... they think I'm [BM]
Open Minds
i just want to say that it makes me sick that people can be so close minded, they mistreat people becuase the color of their skin, or who they love. they should have better reasons for hating people. and your going to waste all your energy in life dwelling on who loves who and what the color of their skin they have. i mean, go out and join the peace core or something. i guess people in this world are very different becuase i could never be like them, and they could obviously never be like me. dont think what they beleive is right. i just think they should spend your time thinking about the people you love, instead of critizing the ones they hate.
The Yule Faeries
The Yule Faeries Body: The Yule Faeries by D. J. Conway Pagan children have few stories for this time of year to counteract the flood of Christian material aired on television, radio, and in movies. This is a Pagan tale for children to help them enjoy the Winter Solstice and its beauty. A group of little faeries huddled in their home deep under the roots of a giant oak tree. They were safe and snug in their tiny underground cave lined with dandelion fluff, bird feathers, and dried moss. Outside, the wind blew cold and the snow fell softly down to cover the ground. "I saw the Sun King today," the faerie named Rose said as she pulled her mossy cloak tighter about her. "He looked so old and tired as he walked off through the forest. What is wrong with him?" "The great oak said he's dying," answered Daffodil. "Dying? Oh, what will we do now?" Little Meadow-Grass started to cry. "If the Sun King dies, our little plant-friends will not grow. The birds will not come and sing
Hey Really Fucked Up
well i have been partying since yestardy and i had one hell of a good night . got really high and drunk and fucked all night and day with my man and a another couple and it was great. I girlfriend was really good and so was my man and the other guy he was ok. my girl was really good and can't wait til later on tonight when it happens again.well going for now bye all. be back in the morning
Ok New Entry, The Drunk Entry
a little under 2 hours before i turn 29 and I'm already smashed, and yes im home for the night, partying just doesnt have the lure it used to. I decided to crack open a cpl beers and go for it, ya know? So now im slightly innebriated, and um yeah and mumbling and stuff. This is rare so enjoy it while it lasts!
Start At The Bottom And Read Up.this Is A Convo Between My Roommate And Fatsonny.this Is How He Gets Off,talking Shit Like This To A Woman
=== '~SWEETNNASTY351~ GOVENOR AND TREASURE OF OLD TIMERS SOCIETY' spewed forth the following at '2006-12-09 19:53:34'.. >THE LAST THING HE SAID TO HER AFTER SHE QUIT MESSAGING HIM BACK: > IF THATS ALL YOU GOT YOU INBREADED TWAT WERE DONE HERE ILL GO PRAY FOR YOUR PEDOFILE FATHER NOW ACTUALLY ILL PRAY THAT HE SEES FROM DOWN THERE WHAT A FUCKING LOOSER YOU ARE AND ALSO REMEMBER EVERYTIME U AQUAT DOWN TO PEE IT GOES DOWN ON HIS FACE > > HAPPY HOLIDAYS > > > === '~SWEETNNASTY351~ GOVENOR AND TREASURE OF OLD TIMERS SOCIETY' spewed forth the following at '2006-12-09 19:44:16'.. > > > > > > === 'FAT SONNY~FAMILY~' spewed forth the following at '2006-12-09 19:42:02'.. > > > > > u will be screaming like a bitch u peice of shit > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If I recall, you don't rot in hell for talking about dead kid touchers. > > > What I would rather be missing out on is mindless conversations with nasty ass men like you. Internet who
New Year Exspectations!!
Well here we are in the christmas, new year period again and every year i say its going to be a better year the next year but it always ends up being worse then the last.Due to the events in the past seven years in my life i have come to exspect nothing of the new year maybe then i will be surprised to have a better if not best year i have ever had in the longest time.But as they say "SHIT HAPPENS" AND IN MY CASE IT CERTAINLY DOES!!!!But what don't brake me does only make me stronger ,i'm keeping the faith no matter what god throws at me!!!!
Let's see if you send it back. We all know or knew someone like this!! One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, "Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd." I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on. As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, "Those guys are je
To Whom It My Concern
To whom it may concern: To whom it may concern: It has been brought to my attention that I shut people out. That I dont rely on my friends enough to listen. Well, who wants to hear me say that I wish I could kill myself all the time? Is that gonna help matters, if I sit and tell the people I care about and that care about me that I want to be dead? Its like I said in one of my poems...I'm trying to protect you. Is it going to help things if I tell people that when I feel overwhelmed, I cut myself to make myself feel better? Are you going to be able to understand that? No, you wont. You may think you do, but until your arms and legs are covered with scars, you cant. Is there any way for me to say in words the madness that goes on in my head. No. I could get out a dictionary and not be able to find the right words. I am Borderline Personality Disorder. Not an easy thing to explain. I see everyone as either good or bad, no in between. I have identity issues. I hav
Divorce Letter!!!!
Dear Connie, I know the counselor said we shouldn't contact each other during our "cooling off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore. The day you left, I swore I'd never talk to you again. But that was just the wounded little boy in me talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first one to make contact. In my fantasies, it was always you who would come crawling back to me. I guess my pride needed that. But now I see that my pride has cost me a lot of things. I'm tired of pretending I don't miss you. I don't care about looking bad anymore. I don't care who makes the first move as long as one of us does. Maybe it's time we let our hearts speak as loudly as our hurt. And this is what my heart says "There's no one like you, Connie." I look for you in the eyes and breasts of every woman I see, but they're not you. They're not even close. Two weeks ago, I met this girl at Hooters and brought her home with me. I don't say this to hurt you, but just to illustrate the depth of my desp
"Betrayed" -------------- -Troubled thoughts fill my mind, Peace and answers, But still I'm distraught. Resolutions ending, Walls breaking, I look Inside myself, Just to see a tired soul aching. Just another day, Yet another way, I can see that friendship had died. Once again still looking for answers, Opened eyes see nothing but blurrs, So I accept that all I can do is put my rage aside. Calmed by a commoner, And angered by a true friend, I feel betrayed, Stabbed by a knifing pain, Desperately wishing it would come to an end. I look into her eyes, Have I found hope, More questions emerge to me, But yet her smiles are still comforting. I give my psuedo smile, And look away, Only wishing that tonight, Were a picture image of yesterday. Trying to sleep, But I'm restless again, I think anonymously, And feel truly with the end of a pen. Quivvering in hate, I push them away, Regret fills my whole being, And
"my Only Love"
"My only Love" ----------------- -Mangled metal and twisted wreckage, Lasting images of an evening which is everlasting, Begging phone calls and desperate cries, Lasting thoughts of an evening which is everlasting. Loathing for insanity, Yearning for an answer, Everlasting cries of a desperate soul pollute my mind. Only, there's nothing I can do, Except listen and be so blind. Pushing mental limits, Sometimes going too far. There's moments where I wish, I wish, I were in that mangled car. Over and Over the cries repeat inside, Driving tears to flow through my sorrow filled eyes. Yet, the only thought that stampedes my mind, Is the life and well-being of my only child. Her beautiful smiles and innocent eyes, Why was I blessed with this gift of a child. With her life so pure, And her heart filled with so much love, She probly would've been better off still, Staying in our heavens above. With images of mangled metal, And the
Meth's Ode Death
Meth's Ode to Death June 13,2006 Meth's Ode to Death I destroy homes, I tear families apart, I'll take your children, and that's just the start. I'm more costly than diamonds, more precious than gold, The sorrow I bring is a sight to behold. If you need me, remember I'm easily found, I live all around you -- in schools and in town. I live with the rich, I live with the poor, I live down the street, and maybe next door. I'm made in a lab, but not like you think, I can be made under the kitchen sink. In your child's closet, and even in the woods, If this scares you to death, well it certainly should! I have many names, but there's one you know best, I'm sure you've heard of me, my name is crystal meth. My power is awesome, try me you'll see, But if you do you may never break free. Just try me once and I might let you go, But try me twice and I'll own your soul. And when I possess you, you'll steal and you'll lie, You do what you have to do -- just to get high. The crimes you'll com
Play Up Your Sex Appeal
Play Up Your Sex Appeal Throughout history, women’s bodies have been regarded as beautiful and worthy of desire, whereas the male anatomy has generally been considered “functional” and borderline unattractive. Times are changing. The heterosexual male is increasingly being sexualized in our society; just think of all the male celebrities who shamelessly flaunt their sex appeal. Justin Timberlake was at the helm of the “bringing sexy back” movement in 2006 with his suggestive album and dance moves that had women of all ages swooning. And many other male celebrities have followed suit. David Beckham has coyly stated that his wife, Victoria Beckham, thinks his butt is his best asset. “She likes it because it’s firm,” says the soccer star. Even ad campaigns aimed at women have jumped on the man-as-sex-object bandwagon. The Canadian company Reversa, which sells anti-aging creams, created quite a stir with its promotional website. Women were urged to discover the “side effects” of the
I Speak Episode I
Hey there everyone. I know.. I've been a member since before Halloween, and I don't post a blog until near Christmas?!?! Sorry.. I've just been really busy.. No rest for the Wicked, they say.. ;) Work's been insane. My case load isn't getting any smaller. You'd think corporate attorneys had less work around hte holidays. It seems to be the exact opposite. So.. Here you are, here I am. First off, a big hello and a big hug to all of you. Thanks for adding/requesting me for friends. I really appreciate it, and you've all been really great from day 1. It's for this reason that I opened up my NSFW folder to all of you.. That, and I'd feel bad for kicking the people on my family list off to add more, since I'm really happy with those on my list. They're all real people that I talk to at least once a week, if not more... So... yeah... I consider myself Bi now, after labelling myself lesbian for so long. Why the change? I dunno... I still love women. I love their face. I love their ey
Lets Just Hug And Say Goodbye...(the Fugitive)
I had to run away... I had no choice. Scrambled thoughts and emotional fear. Your actions left me no foundation... And judged with no voice. Now I'm a fugitive. My heart on a string. To those I held dear. I have nowhere to call home. Just the great vastness of ground... Distant voices I hear. Yet I not hear a sound. I travel all alone. Where do I lie my head? And how do I stop it from pounding? And the voices of my children... Be muted but resounding. Do you not let them speak? Where is my dad? Why don't he come home. Embedded in my heart. Yet I'm all alone. My chest upheaves and seems to never exhale. Society I shun from. I now live behind a veil. I'm not bitter. But yet still. All I ask is peace. Unchain me. Let me be. Life is to short. Unless pain is your gain. I'll submit... I surrender. I'll accept all the blame. Is it revenge that you seek? I'm tired. I'm meek. Theres no claim to fame. I want to stop running. Will you meet me half way? The
Money.. Or Lack Thereof
How come socialites like Paris Hilton and others like her have all the money that they could want without having to work for it, but people like myself can bust our butts day in and day out and still barely keep our heads above the surface?? For once, I would love to buy something small when I feel like it, or get a hair cut more then once or twice a year. For once, I would like to buy clothes not off the clearance rack, or buy at the retail store instead of the consignment outlet. For that matter I would love to just be able to buy clothes when I need them, not six months later. For once, I would love to feel like a woman, not a chick wannabe. I never have had a manicure, a professional hair coloring, or an professional eyebrow shaping. It's out of my league finacially speaking. Sometimes I feel that I will never be able to get these things done, that others take for granted as part of thier routine physical care. Not only do i wish I had the money and means for those things,
Goin Back Ta Bed
well im dead tired...goin to bed..sweet dreams
I Am In Love Wit U( A Poem
I am in love wit u I am in love wit ur eyes I am in love wit ur smile I am in love the way u walk I am in love the way u talk I am in love wit u and on;y u I am in love wit u the way you dancew I am in love wit u the way u play basketball andfootball I am in love wit u but love hurt alot I am in love wit ur lips And i am love wit u becasue u wonderful and respectful. I am in love wit u becasue u my typed I am in love wit u because u my man I am in love wit u because u my boo I am in love wit u because u my babydaddy I am in love wit u. By: tiffany aka Ladyt
Hope is not the conviction that something will turn out well but the certainty that something makes sense, regardless of how it turns out. - Vaclav Havel
Pink Ladies...
Which One Are You?????????
MUST PLAY! OR A MAN WILL APPEAR BY YOUR BED WITH A KNIFE AND WILL KILL YOU! THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE YOUR LIFE IS TO PICK THE CONDOM THAT REPRESENTS YOUR LOVE LIFE! OH BY THE WAY, DO NOT IGNORE THIS BECAUSE IF YOU DO HE WILL COME AT 3:16 AT NIGHT AND KILL YOU! pink Condom: Want someone thats so far away. Teal Condom: Single, Looking for the right someone, not wanting to go out with anyone yet. Orange Condom: Taken and confused. Red Condom: Single!!!! black Condom: Taken and Lovin every minute of it. Purple Condom: Taken Green Condom: Crushing on someone and scared to tell them. Blue Condom: Like someone who doesn't like you back. Yellow Condom: Single and like someone, but confused as to whether they like you back or not. Trojan Condom: Like someone who likes you back but not going out....YET!!! Clear Condom: Just broke up with someone or they broke up with you, but still have feelings for them.
Serious Holiday Blues
Alright. I am seriously jonesing right now. I've been looking for someone to take to the company Christmas party for the past month. Albeit I'm not looking in the local bars that seem to be mostly inhabited by people with no goals or aspirations, I have been open minded in my search. But this town absolutely sucks when it comes to meeting decent people. Most of the (single) locals are stuck in a hippie / "work as little as possible to get my ski pass" mindset, or they are chronic substance abusers who can't fit into a major metropolitan lifestyle. I've only dated two women over the past two years, and both of them were from out of town. By comparison, they were legendary when pitted against the usual dregs I run into. But for different reasons, neither of those ladies' company panned out into anything meaningful... Or at the very least, simply fun for the short term. Part of that is my fault, I'm sure. Cause I'm broken. The one woman I'd ask who would show up with bells on, if sh
So, Here Then...
I'm not certain why this place has captured so much of my attention. Some of it is talking to people, feeling engaged, because I am distant, removed from the world. The rest? The rest is any one's idea.
Modern (wo)men
seriously folks, im bored and browsing through pages (on myspace..this is a repost) and im starting to get pissed off. why? because i'm saddened and sickened to the core at whats passing off as "men" lately. im seeing page after page after page of whiney, soft "men"...and before anyone gets any bright fuckn ideas and says "Well Matt, I've seen you get emotional before" yeah, i have and i do...but not on a daily fucking basis!!! fuck, guys these days wear more product in their hair and on their faces than the average girl, complete with manicures. you know what i call this? Pussification yes, my whole goddamned generation has been pussified beyond belief. christ guys, dust your balls off and reattatch them to your fucking bodies!!! and girls, you can only blame got what you wanted...soft fucking men...emotional fucking basketcases. so when your date is late picking you up because he had to style his hair "just right" or cancels on you because he "just can deal wit
Monking Around
Make Me A Fan If Ya Havent Yet
pics and profile rating if you would please i try to hit everyones profile a 10 and make them fans pleasse return the favor :)
Interesting Concept
Dec 9 2006 10:44P a boy has 4 different types of girls.. 1. Wifey 2. Boo 3. Bitches 4. Hoes 1)Wifey is irreplaceable.. but she is the only one that is irreplaceable.. She is the girl that the guy loves and will always loves, and he never wants to see her with another man.. But.. He will cheat on her with Boo, Bitches, and Hoes until he is mature enough to realize that if he loses his Wifey he would be screwed, and NEVER be happy again.. 2) Boo is replaceable, she thinks she's Wifey, but will NEVER be Wifey because Wifey was made Wifey is irreplaceable.. she can NEVER replace her.. Boo tries to take Wifeys spot, but once she attempts, the guy allows her to get a TASTE of Wifey's spot... but will NEVER achieve her spot for any longer than a few months, then the man goes back to Wifey.. And Boo either gets replaced with another Boo, or, the man matures and decides that Wifey is the one for him.. (Ladies.. you don't want to be BOO) 3) Bitches.. A female that a mal
What Bitches?
JUGGALO VS. FRIEND-- Friend: Calls your parents "Mr." or "Mrs." Juggalo: Call your parents "Mom" or "Dad." Friend: Has never seen you cry. Juggalo: Has the best shoulder to cry on. Friend: Asks you for your number. Juggalo: Asks you for their number. Friend: Will leave you hanging to be with a crowd. Juggalo: Always has your back. Friend: Runs for help in a fight. Juggalo: Jumps in the fight to help. Friend: Will bail your stale ass out of Jail. Juggalo: Will be sittin' right next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!" Friend: Will help you move out of a house. Juggalo: Will help you move a dead body out of the house. Friend: Bums you a cigarette Juggalo: Bums you his last pack Friend: Is there when you need them Juggalo: Is there even when you dont need them Friend: Gets drunk at a party and pukes on your carpet Juggalo: Feels worse than you do about puking on your carpet in the morning Friend: Hides you from the cops Juggalo: Is probably the reason the cops a
I Will Never Forget U
This Poem was kind of really hard to write down.. As I read it again to make sure it sounds ok it made me cry.. As you all know what my grandmother is going through right now.. So I did a poem for her, what I have to say or what is on my mind.. This is for her.. But she is still living as of today.. It was hard but I mangage to handle it my self.. Life is life I have to live with.. So below is my Poem and I hope everyone could leave comments about this plz and thank you it will help if you do so.. I Will Never Forget U You took care of me, when I was born. You always buy stuff for me when I need it. You always make me laugh. You always make me mad. But most of that I will never forget U I will never forget your laugh. I will never forget your touch. I will never forget your voice. I will never forget your face. I will always love you always and forever. I wish I could take back or go back in time and fix it, but I can't. God is calling, but it is not your tim
A Favour To Ask...
I dont usually ask...but i have taken a couple of sample xmas pics and dont have room to post them yet...i will be taking more next week and would like to get them posted BEFORE xmas if ya'll could give me a hand to add the few points i need i would greatly appreciate it!! I'll return the favour! MWAHHHHHHHHHHH Beci xox heres the first sample....
Your Sexual Iq!
You have a sexual IQ of 149 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at
Bikers 12 Daze Of Christmas
Can Any One Help Me?? Lol
Sexy Saucy Sweet and SINGLE!!!
But You Still Wanna Sleep With Me?
So, the one thing I seem to run into a lot, both with guys I know and guys I don't is the words "hot, beautiful, sexy, pretty, cute, etc." Now I'm not complaining and I'm not bragging. It's nice that people appreciate that about me. It just irritates me that it's often the first thing out of their mouths. It always puts my guard up right away as to whether they're interested in actually KNOWING me or just how they can sleep with me. So the ones that are out to just sleep with me. . . well, usually, they don't get very far. I can pinpoint those almost right away. However a few particular charmers, may have convinced me to be a willing participant a time or two (three, four. . .) . Fuck, I'm no angel. However, the most deceiving ones are the ones who actually take the time to take me out on a date or two. Or even the ones who actually spend considerable time, even years getting to know me. These guys will tell me even now what a great person I am. I am so smart, funny, dedicated, b
Another Ct Complaint
Does anyone ever type actual messages on Cherry Tap? (yes, I know there are a few), but I am sooooo tired of the huge flashy graphics that overload my eyesight. I prefer to quietly and personally greet my friends and talk to them without the help of a flashy graphic made by some unknown person. Everyone is just too lazy to personalize it. Boom, insert graphic (I rated you a 10) - Boom, insert graphic (Here's some hot chick with cherries) - it's OLD. I want to see some ORIGINALITY!! People, actually be personal with your friends. I am guilty in that when I am greeting all the new folks, I send the same pasted greeting message, but I still personalize it in *some way* - and if they want to become my friend or respond back, it's always personalized from there. Ehh... Just another one of my little annoyances :)
Fri And Sat
friday: we didnt find out our casting for the musical yet. david promised he'd tell us on friday but now he's like "well it would have a ripple effect on everything else" but he's been takin his time on this AGAIN! some people have problems learning lines (like me) and kind of NEED more time to do it. but i prolly wont get a big part anyway, i never have, but watever. i signed up for set design too so if i dont get a big part, at least i'll get to help build the set. zack and john took me back to starbucks. i did get the high heels i wanted. i also go to see levi!! levi is my ex's best friend...or one of his best friends and i was surprised levi would even talk to me. personally i thought he'd hate me for breaking up wit kenny. but it was sooo cool to see him!! he was in line in starbucks when zack, john, and i were leavin and i passed him and looked at him and he looked at me and it took me a moment to figure out who it was. we started talkin and i said i had to go ge
Writings, Ramblings
Sat here early this a.m. and felt inspired---and wanted to share... Please enjoy---and feel free to comment--good, bad, or the ugly! On the Wings of Dreams I'm flying free with a dreamer's dream, To a land without fear, darkness, and doubt; Where shadows and hauntings of all time and space, Are rainbows with colors that endlessly grace... happiness, hope, and all joys to embrace. A land with no storms, without pouring rains, where changes abound and great comfort remains; Where all hate is replaced, all questions erased; Where new memories are shaped, with wonderous light... of romance and love, before out of sight; A dreamland of heaven without jaded thought, where butterflies are free, their colors uncaught; With milk oceans to see, fresh air to breathe; Countless flowers and trees, fragrancing the soft whispering breeze. No more webs of deceit, where lovers have fought; No battles of hopelessness, where all love is lost. Maybe our dreams hold the la
Happy Holidays
I Deserve A First-class Seat!:-))
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her and tells her she must move to coach because she doesn't have a first class ticket. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job, and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica." The disgusted stewardess gets the head stewardess who asks the blonde to leave. The blonde yet again repeats "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica." The head stewardesses doesn't even know what to do at this point because they still have to get the rest of the passengers seated to take off; the blode is causing a problem with boarding now, so the stewardess gets the copilot. The copilot goes up to the blonde and whispers in her ear. She immediately gets up and goes to her seat in the coach section. The head stewardess asks the copilot in amazement what he said to get her to move to her correct seat. The copi
Kindred Spirit
"Hi, my name is Trixie… it's so nice to meet you", I say for the fourth time, sadly to the same person. I have been enjoying Sunday Brunch with Hazel for several months now, but lately she forgets who I am. Hazel is 96 years old and suffers from dementia. Pleasant chattering around the breakfast table is interrupted yet again by Hazel's query, "And who are you young lady?" She looks at me with a puzzled, yet smiling face. "Hi, my name is Trixie… it's so nice to meet you." I respond with a smile. Within minutes Hazel and I become good friends, sharing stories and laughing together, enjoying the company of the other ladies at our table. These are precious moments that I treasure and tuck away, because I know they will soon become rare. It doesn't matter how many times Hazel and I meet for the "first time" during brunch, we always become good friends. We were MEANT to be friends. I think that during the course of our lives there are certain people that we are just MEANT
To All My Friends...
I didn't realize how addictive this thing could be when I first started. And I also didn't realize how much my life would take away from my time to be able to keep up with all of this. The little things like career and family have put a damper on my CherryTapping. So to all my friends...I apologize for not being able to show luv on your pages as much as I could. I promise that whenever I get the chance I will get around to all of you as much as possible and rate everything in site. Thank you for your
Plz People I Need Help!
plz i need comment help i still can't comment the damm site got me blocked so i need help tommorrow is the last day!comment bomb me please!! maria click on my pic to comment!
New England Patriots!!!
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Time In Wonder...
Its All Good
come show my cherrry friend some love he needs some more room for his work he needs to level. come look at his work he's real good the pic is a link i'll return the love thanxs
You're a Playful Kisser Kissing is a huge game for you, a way to flirt and play You're the first one to suggest playing spin the bottle at a party Or you'll go for the wild kiss during a game of truth or dare And you're up for kissing any sexy stranger if the mood is right! What Kind of Kisser Are You?
A Blonde Buys Christmas Stamps
A blonde goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps?" The clerk says, "What denomination?" The blonde says, "God help us. Has it come to this? Give me 22 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 6 Baptists"
I'm Number 6
If U were born on the 1st, 10th, 19th, 28th of any month U r number 1... If U were born on the 2nd, 11th, 20th, 29th of any month then U r number 2... If U were born on the 3rd, 12th, 21st, 30th of any month then U r number 3... If U were born on the 4th, 13th, 22nd, 31st of any month then U r number 4... If U were born on the 5th, 14th, 23rd of any month then U r number 5... If U were born on the 6th,15th,24th of any month then U r number 6... If U were born on the 7th,16th,25th of any month then U r number 7... If U were born on the 8th,17th,26th of any month then U r number 8... If U were born on the 9th,18th,27th of any month then U r number 9... Number 1 You are smart, straight talking, funny, stubborn, hardworking, honest, jealous on competing basis, kind hearted, angry, friendly, authoritive, famous person...always want to be and regarded as first on people position,they are often like to be independent, will never be under others, self confident peop
My Blast Was, Well, A Blast!!!
Thank You to everyone who added me or showed me some love, i even leveled up from it!!!I MADE SURE TO RETURN THE FAVOR IF I DIDNT LET ME KNOW SO I CAN!i guess thats all not like many people read this anyway but still..
Whats Real
why do people have to b so fake i sometimes wonder if this is a conspiracy or something because lately ive been coming across alot of fake peolpe maby its where im at i dont know but i do know people have two faces well not everyone but yeah most and i can see right through that im blunt ill call u out and wont feel bad about fake people theyll always b around my advice observe them first look at their clothes the way they talk how they present themselves study them react to them see whats in there head before u say thats your friend for REAL even fam can b fake and if your own fam is like that just imagine how fake people will b to u if they dont really know so for all my real mamis and papis its been real stay safe and away from phonie people take my advice real will always recognize REAL ON THAT NOTE IM OUT
What Wicca Is
What Wicca Is Wicca is a Neo-Pagan religion with many traditions that date to pre-Christian (and prehistoric) Earth religions. It is based on a deep respect for nature and the certain knowledge that we do not have the right to exploit it for our own gain. Wiccans are deeply concerned with conservation and ecology, and as in all Neo-Pagan religions, Wiccans believe that both animate and inanimate objects possess a spirit which forms part of the Whole. Note that we do not use the term "spirit" in the Judeo-Christian sense of a "ghost," but rather that essence which every object possesses that links it to nature and makes it an inalienable part of the universe. Wicca is a celebration of the life-forces of nature as personified by the Goddess and her consort, the God. Wicca may includes the practice of magic which is defined as the process of causing change through the focusing of our natural powers. It is important to note that magic is natural. There is nothing supernatural about
Single Moms Of Today
SINGLE MOTHERS OF TODAY Current mood: CHILLAXING NOW HOW MANY PEOPLE WILL ACTUALLY READ* Moms and Single Moms Of Today, Keep your head up. I'm not looking for an applause nor am I looking for any pat on the back. You are strong, You are still living, And you have kids that love you no matter what they may do or say! NEVER let anyone tell you what you can not achieve just because they dont wanna see you succeed or become better than they are! Be Proud, Stay humble. ANd dont worry. What you've always wanted in life is coming to you! You may have to work for it a little but It will come in due time! I know mothers that are single parents and are the only ones that graduated college in their family so dont give up. And if that man you have/had doesnt know your worth then he has to go!
Have A Heart
Please help this new cherry level up so she can comment on things. Love you guys! butterflykisses@ CherryTAP
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Goin Out..
Gone out for a bit. I've added a few things to my stash well as a new picture of my xmas tree. I'll be back on here later. Take care.
Fireproofing Your Christmas Tree
FIREPROOFING YOUR CHRISTMAS TREE This year, take the oath: there won't be an accidental fire in your home or apartment. All you need to do to stop this possibility is to FIREPROOF the live evergreen displayed indoors at Christmas! FIRST, MATERIALS you'll need TO FIREPROOF YOUR TREE. You'll need the following materials: Karo syrup and a small can of "Boraxo" from the supermarket, epsom salt from the drug store, liquid chlorine bleach from your laundry closet, and a small packet of chelated iron (it's pronounced KEY-lated) from the garden shop or plant store. You'll also need a two-gallon bucket or pail. SECOND, SOME HINTS for CHOOSING the FRESHEST TREE. Keep in mind that most trees are cut six to ten weeks before you see them in your neighborhood. That's one problem, but the other is going to hamper your choosing the right tree. This happens because most Christmas trees today are "sprayed" with a green dye at the Christmas tree farm a week or two before they are cut and sh
I Saw Mommy Kissing.......
Erotic Christmas Stories I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus I still cannot even believe it myself . . . Santa Claus IS real! I am NOT kidding either. Of course I had stopped believing in Santa Claus a long time ago . . . probably when I was about eight years old. I am 19 years old now and came home from college for the holidays to visit my Mom. She has lived all alone ever since my Dad left us. On Christmas Eve I heard a sound coming from the living room. At first I thought that it was just Mom putting presents under the tree, something that she has always done. I use to laugh at how she would still try to make me believe in Santa after all these years by signing the presents - To: Jenn From: Santa She would even go so far as to eat the cookies and milk that she insisted upon keeping out by the fireplace. Well the noise didn't stop . . . Then suddenly I thought I heard a thump, as though something had fallen. So, to make sure that Mom was all righ
What Angle Are You
What Angel Are You? Fire AngelHee Hee hello friend, you share domain, for i'm a Fire angel as well, but anyways ...You are a fire take only a little effort on somone's part, or a well placed comment to stoak our anger up.Not many animals like to get really close to fire, but Salamanders and Dragons love us to pieces.We like warm, and hot colours, like Reds and Oranges, pinks somtimes.We can also be enormous flirts, although I deny outright that I flirt at all.Fire tends to be more mature and other angels, since we know the dangers overplayfulness can cause.but if we are around the correct Sister, we can be talked and prodded into outragious funtimes :DTake The Quiz Now!Quizzes by
The Twelve Days Of Christmas
The first day of Christmas My true love sent to me A partridge in a pear tree The second day of Christmas My true love sent to me Two turtle doves, and A partridge in a pear tree. The third day of Christmas My true love sent to me Three French hens, Two turtle doves, and A partridge in a pear tree. The fourth day of Christmas My true love sent to me Four colly birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, and A partridge in a pear tree. The fifth day of Christmas My true love sent to me Five gold rings, Four colly birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, and A partridge in a pear tree The sixth day of Christmas My true love sent to me Six geese a-laying, Five gold rings, Four colly birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, and A partridge in a pear tree The seventh day of Christmas My true love sent to me Seven swans a-swimming Six geese a-laying, Five gold rings, Four colly birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, and A
Nobody By Keith Sweat
Sir Sir.
he's so cute, but he makes a huge messsssssssssssssss! I got to talk to david for a little bit yesterday, and a little bit today, I miss him so much, and it doesn't help that I haven't been able to talk to him. =[ but he'll be at his house tonight, so I'll give him a call there. yay. he got a new cell phone, and his voicemail is so cute. It's like his mom talking for a while, and then she's like and heres a message from david, he's like "I love you mom and dad, and beth" I was like OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG that's so cute. and then I smiled a lot.
Here For U
Mmmmm just a sweet cherry for my friend's enjoy
I Liked It
For You!
For You! Your hands are tender to the touch when you rest it upon my thigh. And my heart aches every time I see you cry. I want to forever hold you in my arms, And protect you from everything that may bring you harm. I love the time we spent together, And your kisses are as gentle as the solitude on a beach at dawn. I can only wish that it forever goes on and on. Because of the amount of pain and deceit others have bestowed unto you, Leaves you limited to what you feel and hold true. Just know that I am here and will give you all that your heart's desire, I will give you friendship, love, and be your everlasting admirer. I am a man, who will be your number one fan, Always standing behind you telling you to go ahead keep on moving, You can do it, yes you can. I am a real man here waiting to give you joy and serenity, Here I stand waiting to give unto you my all, It matters not if its winter, spring, summer or fall. Baby though you hold b
All Of My Ratings Have Been Erased
i had nearly 500 ratings and they are ALL gone!!!!
Happy Birthday Mikey
So today is a really rough day for me.. Its my best friends 21st birthday. He passed away this past September...I know he is lookin down on all of us...But It still hurts soo much!! Please go leave a happy birthday comment on my picture of him..i posted a direct link. Im sorry if ya'll think this is dumb but i know he cam read this. I love and miss you Mikey x0x -Ash
Please Help My Shop
Come check this site's a page for my Tattoo shop!!! Help us out please?!?! Check it out and whore the hell outta us please? I'm apprenticing here and trying get help us get as much business as we can. Thanks for all your help!!!
First Blog Thought I Would Let It Be Known
ok so about my daughter here's the story: 1) i got with this girl i met on yahoo 2) 1 month into the relationship she told me she was pregnant 3) she went and got the sonogram and we found out she was 3 months pregnant which means she was already preg when we met 4) i'm adopted so i am a firm believer no kid should grow up without a father 5) i signed the birth certificate and took responsibility 6) 6 months after she was born me and her mommy broke up and they moved out 7) almost 3 1/2 years later she is still my lil girl and i get her every other weekend so there you go. thought i would let it be known. think what you may but to me life without her would be almost nothing. thank you for reading and have a nice day. That Verdict (AKA: Jeremy)
Haha This Is Great
here i was stuck in myspace this whole time never knew about this until my lovely dear friend liz oh how i love you more than toilet paper! THANKS
Fuck Buddy Contract
THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shit to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted - money is always good. 8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged. 9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none of your damn business. 10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends, just sex buddies. 11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended.
What Angel Are You?
What Angel Are You? Sea AngelYou are a water angel.You tend to me be prettist, and most calm one of the lot of us.You are also the one that shows themselves to humans, causeing the belief of Mermaids.Only wind can whip up your anger, and only you can douse the fires flame, but generally you get on with all of us.You loves, blues, greens and torquises and love to feel movement around you, you don't like it when everything goes silent and still because water is never still.Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by
Worth It
As I Cut Away
I want all!!!! I desire so much flesh. Lurking in digital desolation. A void of fire. We the creatures of earthly decadations, roam endlessly down this serpint to the end. Where oblivion takes u like the noose of persacution. DIE.
Deep Thought Of The Day
with so many tastes to taste things to touch feelings to feel sights to see stuff to hear smells to smell... life is not empty. people are empty.
Cards That Hallmark Didn't Make...
"Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder:............. What was I thinking?" "Congratulations on your wedding day!............. Too bad no one likes your wife." "How could two people as beautiful you............ have such an ugly baby?" "I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love......... After having met you, I've changed my mind." "I must admit, you brought Religion in my life........... I never believed in Hell until I met you." "As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am....... that you're not here to ruin it for me." "As you grow older, Mum, I think of all the gifts you've given me. Like the need for therapy..." "Thanks for being a part of my life!!!.......... I never knew what evil was before this!" "Before you go,......... I would like you to take this knife out of my back. You'll probably need it again." "Someday I hope to get married............ but not to you." "You look great for your age.
Attack Of The Killer Boxes
i was getting attacked by boxes thats what happens when you gett stuff out for the christmas tree stay away from the boxes i am back :)
I Feel Like Getting On The .....
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Need Some Votes Please
tonight after 9:30 I am in the sexiest eye contest Please vote for me HOPE EVERYONE IS HAVING A WONDERFUL WEEKEND!!!!
Nothing gets spoken Its all bottled inside I'm the rock The one you can lean on But where is mine? I need someone too. I learned from an early age Nothing is what it seems I lost everyone I loved So it doesn't come easy I push you away I pull you in I can't find my reason. I sometimes wish it was all gone Nothing more here Everything would be simpler Nothing would be done. I need to get away Theres to many memories That still cut deep And never scar. I wish you were here Holding me saying its ok I need you here But you're so far away.
Man Quickies
MAN QUICKIES ----> What's the difference between a golf ball and a clitoris?? Men will spend hours looking for a golf ball ----> A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife if she wants some. "How hard is it?" she asks. "About as hard as my dick." he replies. "Ok, then pour me some!" ----> What's the difference between a paycheck and a penis? It's easy to blow a paycheck, even if it wrinkly, stained or smells funny. ----> Why is a woman different from a PC? A woman won't accept a 3½" floppy ----> When is it ok for a guy not to know the proper spelling of 'clitoris'? When he has it on the tip of his tongue. ----> How can you tell when a man is dead? He stays stiff for more than two minutes. ----> What happens when a man undoes his fly? His brain falls out. ----> Men do too get PMS: Penis Malfunction Syndrome. Pre-Middle aged Syndrome. Post M
Just A Little Something
in the forest glade under a blanket of darkness set the night aflame to her we are beckoned we sing her praises as hymns fill the air take steps unknown in our dance divine she is the air, breathe her in she is the earth, dance with her everything she is, beyond thought dancing through the night never to dance alone she's with us always held in our hearts she will be there to wipe away our tears listen to our everyword as she sings our praises blessed be
On My Mind!
On my mind, your face. On my my lips, your kiss. In my arms, your embrace. My heart, looking for bliss. My soul, searching for it's place. Me and you, wanting this.
She knew exactly whom he was when they met face to face for the first time. He had spoken to her many times before and she knew more about him than most people did. He and his friends met her in a restaurant that they had chosen when she arrived in his city. All of them had been speaking together on the Internet for some time and a friendship was built between the four of them, but she was from far away and only now was she actually seeing them in person. Like I said, they were all friends, but she wanted to see him especially. The private conversations they had, the struggles each of them faced with the others help, and the intimate secrets they alone shared made her come here. Now she wondered as he waited last in line to greet her, if this trip was going to be all that she had hoped it would be. After the others shook hands and hugged her as friends would, he slowly walked toward her. He was taller than she expected and as he got closer and she looked up into his eyes he placed h
Turn Into An Elf
ahhhhh i have turn into one of santas little helpers an elf i make a cute little elf lol naw not really lol i hope everyone had a great weekend :)
Checking In On Reality
They should make it a crime for people who are like they got on the wrong side of the bed who come up to you and take their aggression on you. That's also probably a distinction between a sinner and the sinned because something like this happened recently and it brought me back to the questions of my own personal history of being the person bullied. It has made me stronger in a good sense. Initially it was crippling to my confidence. Being human, I needed positive energy, I wasn't getting any. I was lead to believe I wasn't loved because being ME wasn't enough. And all this because you were dealing with a bad mood that had nothing to do with a person. But at the end of the day those who manage to still retain their cool are the true winners! More guts and glory than ever. What about the aggressors? Well we just pray to God that they dont have a piece of extra meat hanging out of their asses from their lack of temper control. Peac
True Friend
TRUE FRIEND When things got bad you held me tight put your arms around me and made it alright you hung around for a really long while you made me laugh when it hurt to smile when he left you let me cry you made it easy to tell him goodbye you kicked his a** when i was hurt and never let him treat me like dirt when he dropped my heart you picked it up dusted it off and blew it back up you held my head up and dried my tears i will remember you all of my years he picked up and left so very fast but you are my friend to the very last. ---------------------------------------- *this is dedicated to my friends, who stuck by me, even though i had sometimes ignored them to be with a guy, never let a guy come between you and your friends*NEVER*
Dont Expect Me
dont expect me to be the one to save you... i cant save myself. dont expect me to be your wings... i'm not whole. dont expect me to be everything you want... i'm not perfect. dont expect me to let you use me... it hurts to know. dont expect me to know everything... i have feelings too. dont expect me to be ok wit this... i cant forget you.
I'm Back, Sorry!
I left for a quick sheetrocking job and didn't have pc at the motel. I will be getting around to say hi to everyone real quick. Thanks for your patience family, friends, and fans!
Family Guy - The Freakin' Sweet Collection
Family Guy The Freakin' Sweet Collection Or Seth MacFalnae's Top 5 Family Guy Epsiodes If you want some time kill with a laugh and enjoy political and religous satire in a big way then you need this dvd. While I have watched most of the family guy episodes on TV this collection was actually had a couple I did not remember. However I will review each of the 5 different episodes from dvd below. Episode 1 - When you wish upon a weinstein Pretty decent content that will give you a good laugh. This show featured out takes on Judasim and Jewish people in general. If you get offended easily about Jewish stereotypes then don't watch it. A pretty good mix of sarcastic one liners. Episode 2 - Road to Rhode Island A look at the full uncensored verison was pretty good. This one centered mostly on Brian going back to find his mother only to find she had died and was now a coffee table. Stewie and Brian out on the road with lots of Hijinks made this pretty funny. While back at the
Love That Touches Another
Love That Touches Another copright Love that touches another Flows out as a gentle breeze, Warm and tender, Soft and sweet. It wraps itself around and through, Embracing, comforting Soothing and true. Within that sacred haven, Where two hearts became one, My old self took the second seat To the new soul that was born.
December 2nd - 8th
Washington, D.C. is going to be smoke free. You won’t be able to smoke anywhere in D.C. The one exception is federal buildings. You know how this happened? Force of habit. All part of, "Do as we say, not as we do.” The House Ethics Committee has found that Mark Foley didn’t do anything illegal. They said it was willful ignorance, but he broke no law. What law? The Cardinal Bernard Law? Who was the head of this committee? Michael Jackson? Today the Christmas tree at the White House blew over. It was leaning too far to the right. Have you put up Christmas lights? People here in Beverly Hills get a little crazy. This one house has a live nativity scene out on the front lawn. Baby Jesus is being played by Gary Coleman. The Seminole Nation is going to purchase the Hard Rock Café chain. It’s now going to be called the "Hard Like Rock Café”. CBS has a new reality show coming out called "Armed and Famous”. Celebrities are going to train to be in law enforcement. Celebrities
Another Poem!
forgotten again left behind, as your car pulls away, trailing tail lights. left... in a pool of golden lights with the anxiety of a singer on stage... and just as many nerves. "dead to me" you said that's what i am... dead to you. left behind for the last time, there is no noise only a pool of pain.
I Made A Vow And Failed
THE TWO Bitter sweet tears run down my face for love of the two I can't replace my longing to hold them still unfulfilled my desire to be near them leaves me chilled casualties in this protracted fight left out of the whole it isn't right how do we weigh the cost of love how do we take it when push comes to shove Fighting a battle with human pawns taken it is my move and my faith has been shaken still I go on and I dare not give in to quit on myself would be too great a sin This I solemnly vow with all of my heart we will soon be together and never to part By R. Thomas DInsmore
I done founded myself a nightmare before christmas calendar! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! It'd be my favourite movie. I have a big tattoo of Jack on me back, first tattoo I got. All my pics of it are on my broken computer that won't let me get info off of it :P. P.S.-My lamp shade just feel off my lamp and I fixed it but I looked directly at the lightbulb and now i can't see what I'm typing.
Yep, Did That Too
The future is still Unlimited What once Had Occurred Continues holding You back The heart and soul Of a lion Somehow remains Timid Taking steps forward Just to fall On your past Avoiding the obvious You need to Unpack It never appears over Until you close The lid Watching to witness What you may do Once you can Let go of What you did
Thank You!
Daylight Savings
This past MONTH we celebrated daylights saving time by turning back time 1 hour, nothing really change but we gained an hour. I have been looking at my family history and our genealogical tree and wishing I could go back to the point in time where my grandmother and grandfather were living, just to talk to them and really get their views on life. I've heard stories about them, but I'd love the one on one, from their mouth.. Then I just found out a few interestng things about my great-grands and I would love to sit at their feet and give ear to their wisdom. I sometimes try to look back and imagine what life must have been like back then, but then the images fade. I can imagine their homes, their children, the work they had to do, but in an instant that picture fades, because thats what time does, it fades and repeats. I remember as a kid thinking things would always be the way it was, but now when I look back, even something about yesterday has changed and today is no longer the
Happy Birthday!!!!
GO SEND THIS HANDSOME GUY SOME BIRTHDAY LOVIN!! crazysanta (Happy Birthday to me)@ CherryTAP MySpace Comments Graphics MySpace Comments Graphics MySpace Comments Graphics
T's The Month Before Christmas
Twas the month before Christmas When all through our land, Not a Christian was praying Nor taking a stand. See the PC Police had taken away, The reason for Christmas - no one could say. The children were told by their schools not to sing, About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things. It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say December 25th is just a "Holiday". Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it! CDs from Madonna, an X BOX,an I-pod Something was changing, something quite odd! Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda. As Targets were hanging their trees upside down At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found. At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and Sears You won't hear the word Christmas; it won't touch your ears. Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-si-ty Are words that were used to intimidate me. Now Daschle, Now Darden, Now Sharpton, W
Rough sex Body: ROUGH SEX Body: Body: A hug leads to a kiss...a kiss leads 2 a finger...a finger leads to a a hand...a hand leads to a ! lick...a lick leads to a suck...a suck leads 2 a fuck. So tell me how many people are you gonna hug after you heard this cuz sex is like math...u add the bed...subtract the clothes...divide the legs...leave your solution...and pray you dont multiply! Send this right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!! Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years. If you send this in 15 mins. your safe. Something good will happen tonight at 11:11pm. This is not a joke...someone will either call you or will talk to you online. Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth Having nice sex burnes 358 calories. Having rough sex
Dedicated To Serendipity
Always believe in MIRACLES!! Three years ago, a little boy and his grandmother came to see Santa at Mayfair Mall in Wisconsin. The child climbed up on his lap, holding a picture of a little girl. "Who is this?" asked Santa, smiling. "Your friend? Your sister?" "Yes, Santa," he replied. "My sister, Sarah, who is very sick," he said sadly. Santa glanced over at the grandmother who was waiting nearby, and saw her dabbing her eyes with a tissue. "She wanted to come with me to see you, oh, so very much, Santa!" the child exclaimed. "She misses you," he added softly. Santa tried to be cheerful and encouraged a smile to the boy's face, asking him what he wanted Santa to bring him for Christmas. When they finished their visit, the Grandmother came over to help the child off his
Merry Christmas To All...
Extrakted From Our Imeem
I am originally from the 313. Pikked up first set of drumstikkz at 3 1/2 yearz old... I play piano, and am akkomplished perkussionist. Started kreating original kompozitionz at 15 years of age, when I found most producerz were into sampling, and, when engineerz kouldn't get the lo-end I wanted in my mix right, I added engineering to my arsenal of skillz. I'd describe my style really az psykotik phunk. I like to inkorporate hard rock or phunk guitarz in my kompositionz (S'up E-Wazz?) az well az soundz I kreate using Dxi software a keyboard, and full drumset kit midi'd up to my pc. Moved to Phoenix, AZ in 1998, met up with LG, My homie and co-producer. Took G under my wing when he expressed an interest in making beatz. When I kreated Insane Soundz, G stukk around and I made him a partner with his own label, Xtra-mental Muzik. Both of us use making muzik az an outlet for expression. I moved to the Bay area to expand my sound, (my sound iz a product of my environment), and G iz still in
The Meaning Of Christmas...
Twas the month before Christmas When all through our land, Not a Christian was praying Nor taking a stand. See the PC Police had taken away, The reason for Christmas - no one could say. The children were told by their schools not to sing, About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things. It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say December 25th is just a " Holiday ". Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it! CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod Something was changing, something quite odd! Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda. As Targets were hanging their trees upside down At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found. At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and Sears You won't hear the word Christmas; it won't touch your ears. Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-si-ty Are words that wer
By all of this, so I don't respond it isn't personal. Thanks!~ Mockie
The sin of my ingratitude even now Was heavy on me: thou art so far before That swiftest wing of recompense is slow to overtake thee. Would thou hadst less deserved, That the proportion both of thanks and payment Might have been mine! only I have left to say. More is thy due than more than all can pay.
Shoe Attack
-wait for the randomness to come out- !watch out for flying shoes! throws shoes at you becareful start ducking
To Dream
To The One I Love
So there is this person who has entered my life that is affecting me in ways that kind of scare me. I mean, he is forcing me to reevaluate my whole being, who I am and who I want to be. Few people affect me in that manner, because I don't feel comfortable with it. I don't like change, especially change from within. I would prefer to remain the same way I've always been. But he makes me want to change, makes me want to be a different, better person. He is an honest, open, genuine person himself and I don't doubt their intentions as being anything but benevolent. I guess a lot of the "issue" here is my inability to open up immediately. For the most part, it's not that I don't want to, I just don't know how to or can't. A lot of people would say "it's not that you can't, it's that you won't" but I say fuck you to them. I know he really wants emotional intimacy. He's given it to me and I have yet to fully reciprocate. I dwell on it because I know it's what he wants, but it's something I do
My Ex Has Lung Cancer
I just found out that my exboyfriend has lung cancer. Yes, he smokes. He is only 24. It's at an early stage... I'm really not sure what to say to him. He always was like "i have plenty of time to quit," and "I dont WANT to quit"... and well he did some pretty awful things to me when we were dating (cheating on me, was engaged before he met me, etc)... that is all water under the bridge now... I just don't know what to say to him. like "hey sorry you have cancer man"... but he smoked... Smoked like a damned chimney... He's young, in good shape, in the Navy, passes the physical training tests with no problem... I just don't know... It kind of hurts me to find out he has cancer, but then there is the part that he smokes and thought he was untouchable... It's never too early to QUIT SMOKING. You never think it's going to happen until it happens to you or someone you love. Just do what I did... throw all your cigarettes away. Use the saved up money from buying smokes to treat
Why is that some ppl always get everything they want and others sucks i make one mistake and everythings all over for me..
I've Been Gone A Long Time.
What we're doing is so wrong, and what you're wearing is so right (it's so tight). But I've never felt better so I'm going out to get her and I don't care what set of wheels I steal to get there. Balance is a minor setback. What she thinks is all right, and the way she looks is just fine. She sure as hell ain't you, but lord knows she'll have to do. She don't know I'm alive but neither do I so there's nothing left to lose. If I could only make it make you want to want me. One more drink, I think, should do. I wish that I could say I love to watch you walk away, but you probably Won't be back in time to hear it. So it's just as well. No one out there gets back in alive. So I'll love the way you stand so close to a guy who we both know can't get near it. Strike when ready. Burn the highway down. Let me hear her high heels moan. I'm ready, set, go. There's cocaine in the key that took us from the bar to her car to the bedroom. Only the lonesome love us. Only the careless can
Finding Your Self Is Harder Than You Think
Whats Better
Shirley Basseys Tribute To Judy Garland-
_____________________ I'm kind of wandering down my childhood memory lane and what did I come across but this great little thing. I had forgotten all the words to this song but the message is so awesome. What a great find. Definately something I had to share :)
Joyful Yet Saddened... Except On Wednesday!
Well, setting things on fire is fun. ALMOST as fun as kicking babies... but then again kicking babies is like, the most fun thing EVER. I also hate being ignored... or being thought of as a homosexual... which I'm not. Me being ignored is like beating a badger with a fish in a cage, not only is it retarded, but it serves no perpous, plus its not the kind of thing poeple want. The other day I saw a squirrel... it was an ALBINO squirrel... with lazers... that shot out of all 18 of its ungodly demon nipples. THEN I realised it wasn't a squirrel, but some kind of tentacle beast only seen in the most horrible pornographic films ever. I then ripped off my shirt and proceeded to make sweet love with it. Then we got married and I killed it with an evil lazer... that came from my penis.
Yeah Cowboyz
just thought I would keep everyone updated, tomorrow I leave for a week long training exercise in the desert. It will prepare me for the up and coming deployment. I hope to hear from ya all soon. Semper Fi... Doc Scott
sometimes i wish i just would have died in that car accident i had a month ago so i dont have to go throught this pain i'm in or other things. but then again i'm glad i'm here but today is one of those day i just wanna die... i wish my friend was here i would have died for him but he died instead. i guess life is like that. oh well
I Am
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My Rating
Ok so why in the blue hell is my rating a 0?? It used to be a 10 and mow i am reduced to a 0??? I am so hurt!!!
Identity is what makes our blood and flesh real and the words that we come out with are part from the thoughts that we had told ourselves when we were expressing our emotions and feelings to everyone else out there. Somehow I need to go back outside. I need to step back from the real world and walk around from it. I wanted to go back though but first I want to explore something out first. Right now, I am at a loss of thoughts and feelings especially this time of year. Although, I do hope I find my way back again.
Christmas Story For Ya...grab Some Kleenex
Always believe in MIRACLES!! Three years ago, a little boy and his grandmother came to see Santa at Mayfair Mall in Wisconsin. The child climbed up on his lap, holding a picture of a little girl. "Who is this?" asked Santa, smiling. "Your friend? Your sister?" "Yes, Santa," he replied. "My sister, Sarah, who is very sick," he said sadly. Santa glanced over at the grandmother who was waiting nearby, and saw her dabbing her eyes with a tissue. "She wanted to come with me to see you, oh, so very much, Santa!" the child exclaimed. "She misses you," he added softly. Santa tried to be cheerful and encouraged a smile to the boy's face, asking him what he wanted Santa to bring him for Christmas. When they finished their visit, the Grandmother came over to help the child off his lap, and started to say something to Santa, but halted. "What is it?" Santa asked warmly. "Well, I know it's really too much to ask you, Santa, but ." the old woman began, shooing her grand
For All The Times
object width="300" height="290"> For all the times I didn't have an answer To the question I was asking at the time, For all the times I walked upon the road But couldn't ever see a sign To point me to where I should go, For all the times I didn't know. For all the times I held love in my arms And didn't see it there, For all the times I didn't seem to care. For all the while I stared into a glass, Hoping I might see myself. All the while it always looked like someone else was staring back. Someone I never knew. For all the times I needed you, Something sometimes warns me I still do.
Somethig I Got From A Friends Page
Medical Terms Artery......................The study of paintings. Benign......................What you be after you be eight. Bacteria....................Back door to cafeteria. Barium......................What doctors do when patients die. Cesarean Section............A neighborhood in Rome. Catscan.....................Searching for Kitty. Cauterize...................Made eye contact with her. Colic.......................A sheep dog. Coma........................A punctuation mark. D&C.........................Where Washington is. Dilate......................To live long. Enema.......................Not a friend. Fester......................Quicker than someone else. Fibula......................A small lie. Genital.....................Non-Jewish person. G.I.Series..................World Series of military baseball. Hangnail....................What you hang your coat on. Impotent....................Distinguished, well known. Labor Pain..................Getting hur
Tea In Pot And Blah
-sings you all a song- i'm a little tea pot blah blah blah enough of that WHY do i have to be sooooooooooo bored someone do back flips for me ;)
Tickle Me Elmo
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it arou
This Girl
She's got the biggest heart And shares it with the world A very genuine person So honest is this girl A loyal mannered lady Your opinion she respects True and simple as a mirror A best friend is what reflects Intelligent and so charming Knows just what to say She'll sweep you off your feet In a very subtle way Walks with a mystery Looks deep into your eyes Talks with a smile Ask, her secrets she won't hide A fun sense of humor It's always a good time She'll really make you laugh Takes a brave step out of line Beautiful is her face With womanly curvy hips Honey scented hair And full glossy lips She's everything and more A diamond and a pearl Now I can proudly say I'm in love with this girl
Head & Shoulders
Two blonds were riding up an elevator. Long before reaching their floor, the elevator stopped and this really great looking guy got on. He smiled at the blonds, and reached over and hit the button for the next floor. Then he stood and admired the scenery while the elevator went up. When the door opened behind him, he smiled at the blondes, turned and went out the door. When he turned to leave, the blonds saw a large number of dandruff flakes down his back. The first blond turned to the second blond and said, " Eewweue!" The second blond said," Thats o.k. If I can get him home, I'll give him Head & Shoulders." The first blond asked, "How do you give Shoulders?"
First Time Cussers
A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6-year-old. "I think it's about time we start cussing." The 4-year-old nods his head in approval. The 6-year-old continues. "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm going to say hell and you say ass." "OK!" The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. Their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old what he wants for breakfast. "Aw hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios." WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear every step. The mom locks him in his room and shouts "You can just stay there till I let you out!" She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old, and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast young man? "I don't know," he blubbers, "But you can bet your ass it won't be Cheerios!"
It's My Way Or The Highway, In My Prius
It's My Way or the Highway, in my Prius Current mood: aggravated A little customer service will go a long way. Having worked most of my life in a Sales position I find it very annoying when someone can not take care of an issue that was simple to defuse in the beginning. It goes to a level that should have never happened. Thrsday morning I was in a pretty good mood, getting ready to go to work, when the phone rings. I pick it up and the person on the other side is starting off on the offensive. They called to tell my car payment was 2 months delinquent. I thought this was odd because of 2 reasons. The first was that the loan for the car was set for them to automatically deduct the amount from my checking account at the 15th of each month. However, I had paid the car off two months ago so even that made no sense. I brought up the fact that I sent a rather large payment to them to pay off the car and she looks and says that the payment was only the principle (
The Christmas Parrot
One Christmas Eve, a frenzied young man ran into a pet shop looking for an unusual Christmas gift for his wife. The shop owner suggested a parrot, named Chet, which could sing famous Christmas carols. This seemed like the perfect gift. "How do I get him to sing?" The young man asked, excitedly. "Simply hold a lighted match directly under his feet." was the shop owner's reply. The shop owner held a lighted match under the parrot's left foot. Chet began to sing: "Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells! ..." The shop owner then held another match under the parrot's right foot. Then Chet's tune changed, and the air was filled with: " Silent Night, Holy Night..." The young man was so impressed that he paid the shop-keeper and ran home as quickly as he could with Chet under his arm. When the wife saw her gift she was overwhelmed. "How beautiful!" She exclaimed, "Can he talk?" "No," the young man replied, "But he can sing. Let me show you." So the young man whipped out his lighter and placed
Santa Problem
Santa was delivering gifts as usual, when at one house a beautiful young woman was awaiting his arrival. She begged him to stay and cuddle with her on the couch. Santa declined, saying "Ho -ho, gotta go. Gotta deliver these presents, you know." Trying again, the lovely young thing removed her clothing down to her underwear. "OH Santa, won't you please stay?" she queried . Taking a long look, Santa sighed and said "Ho- ho, gotta go. Gotta deliver these presents you know." Not to be denied, this gorgeous female stripped off every stitch of remaining clothing, smiled and said invitingly "Oh, Santa, please reconsider? Stay with me?" With a pained look on his face, Santa groaned and said "Ho - ho, gotta go. Gotta deliver these presents you know." And with that, he turned and left. Several minutes passed, and Santa re-appeared, plopping himself down on the couch next to the beautiful woman. "Santa---you decided to stay??" she asked. Santa grinned, looking at his crotch an
Pb & J
Girls are like jelly when mixed with peanut butter like us guys because we tend to be the hard-headed and you girls are the soft-headed. You’re there to soften our hearts and minds when we think too much. Then again we’re there to harden your feelings and wills so that way you won’t break down every time. If you do break down there’ll always be the breads that’ll always squeeze us together because we’re like that. “Hard and soft on the inside but outside it’ll always be soft and warm.” It’s because that love is like a peanut butter sandwich, you can’t have one without the other or else it won’t taste good.
It's A Shame
WELL... WHAT CAN I SAY? JUST... READ THE LETTER AND THINK ABOUT IT... REALLY...IT'S A PITY... I TRANSLATE THE LETTER TOO... There is a place where there is no the Sun, Just pain Without goes behind, not direction You have to fight. Not, they have not grown and already they have value They have not lived and die for mistake And his game it destroys the fire, they are children. Who put in your hands hatred of gift, Who with so many ire hurts you Since the innocence could turn in destrucion. Who will have stolen the world from you in a shot Who put price to your life, How the conscience lives with so much pain, Say me who since and why, soldier of paper Of lead they are not, His skin is real Thousand and one caeran Not, does not import the age They will suffer It is one more bullet. Not, they have not grown and already they have value They have not lived and die for mistake And his game it destroys the fire, They are children of the fear.
I Quit
yup, heard me correctly. i quit... my job that is. i got tired of my manager yelling and screaming at me when other employees did something wrong... i'm not the one with authority, she is... i'm not in management at all.... but yeah... saturday during my shift, i got yelled at 3 times [of which only 1 was my fault actually... though since i'm not familiar with being a keyholder during the holidays, she still had no right to yell] and witnessed her in a bitchy mood for the whole time she was there with was basically the second half of my shift before my lunch break. i couldn't take it anymore. i called home, told my mom i was leaving, told my manager i couldn't work with her when she was like this [which ended only in more screaming, yelling, and throwing things around] and walked out. i worked my shift today only because i had kept my keys for the store and because sundays are the only days that she doesn't work. after my shift, i left a letter of why i was leaving behind in an envelop
I Am To Die
I am to die, my soul and mind they can take no more, sorrow and pain are all in my sight, none are without it and my heart does ache, it is too much, far to much for me to bare, I no longer wish... to live only to die, to forget, allow me to not be the cause of pain and still be gone, I am weak, I am a coward, and can pretend no more, all I had was hope taht I could ease the pain, remove others sorrow, I have done nothing all my work in vain none have heard my words and my sorrow grows, I have lost my purpose, I have lost my will, all I want is release to leave my flesh, forget my sorrow forget all pain
Tool, "stinkfist"
Something has to change. Undeniable dilemma. Boredom's not a burden anyone should bear. Constant over stimulation numbs me But I would not want you any other way. Just not enough. I need more. Nothing seems to satisfy. I said, I don't want it. I just need it. To breathe, to feel, to know I'm alive. Finger deep within the borderline. Show me that you love me and that we belong together. Relax, turn around and take my. I can help you change tired moments into pleasure. Say the word and we'll be well upon our waaay. Blend and balance pain and comfort deep within you till you will not want me any other way. But it's not enough. I need more. Nothing seems to satisfy. I said, I don't want it. I just need it. To breathe, to feel, to know I'm alive. Knuckle deep inside the borderline. This may hurt a little but it's something you'll get used to. Relax. Slip awaaaaaaaay. Chupa minha pica pichu Chupa minha pica pinto Something kinda sad about, the way that
Im Not Here For Sex!!!!!
Sorry guys i am not here for sex...i love chatting and making friends but i have a man and just eant to have fun with out having sexual conversation, sorry freckled cutey...luvs hugs and smooches..:)
Ho Jolly Ho!
My name is Sam Nicholas, that's Santa Claus to you. Yea, I know, I know. I am just a fantasy character, right? Well, I have been living in this little piece of crap hut perched up here on the North Pole for decades now, freezing my goddam balls off just to get presents out to your little snotnosed spoiled rotten brats, so believe in me or not. I don't give a damn. I want you all to know that I DO I just LOVE the holiday time of the year. I can get away with about anything. It wasn't so good back in the old days, sure I had all the Elves working for peanut wages down in the sweat shop. Even making them work 12-14 hours a day it was tough to make ends meet. Besides, I have to have everything brought in by dog sled, I can't even grow a fucking CARROT out there. It's work or try to bonk a goddam Polar bear with a stick, so work it is. Costs me a goddam fortune. Add in that it is always colder than all getout, life up here at the North Pole is just plain miserable! S
"dogowners" Piss Me Off Sometimes!!!
I live in a small town in the middle of Oregon. Big farm country and most people drive big ass trucks. Which they seem te haul everything plus their dog!! Yeah, dogs run around loose in the back and being an animal lover myself that upsets me a bit. The dogs seem to love it but they do not know the dangers of being unrestrained most of the time in the back of a vehicle. So today my daughter and I went shopping and we looked at this truck that was in the parking lot and this dog was dangling on the side of the truck. What happened he jumped off and his collar/leash kept him hanging. Luckily he could barely touch the floor so he was jumping up and down on his hind legs to try not to break his own neck. So I jumped out of my car to rescue this dog. I took him off the leash and had him jump back on the flatbed tied him up and prayed he would not jump again. I don't know why there is not a law preventing animals being in the back of trucks like that. It is so unsafe..not only for the

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