Well we took a trip to Fayetteville I went there to look for a present for my brother. But a lot of fun and funny things happen. I'm just going to type things...not explain them so if you don't get them sorry. You can always ask too. Anyways here it goes.
"Jen is like Hitler"
"Ask for tickle me Elmo"
"Do you have tickle me elbow?"
"You know what they say about big feet?"..stranger walks by "It sucks"
"Those aren't horses they are big reindeer."
"Jen is walking to get some food." *She walked pass the car*
"wheres the phone?" "Why?" *in whiny voice "I want to talk to my brother"
Stacy hits her head on the glass window trying to check out the Army guy
"Oh my God they have lil caesers here!"
The military man barking...
The old lady fart..
"I would have claimed it"
"She out did the cats"
I was dancing with the stuffed animals in toys and two army guys walked by and laughed
"Wheres my airhead?".."Sitting next to you."
*whispers* "He is in the Airforce"
*About the AF guy* "He smiled at mom not you Heather."
"Get your lazy ass out of the car and get your own pop."
"STOP ELBOWING MY BOOB!!"
"Oh I blocked it!"
"He is use to working with a dumb blonde"
"Idiot." "Mom did you just call me an Idiot?"
"Well tell Jen she can go to Ft. Bragg." "Yeah I know I can." "Oh"
Jen hit my butt and I said "ooo"
"I got a finger."
The way he laugh "huht"
"There was this guy in the military, he was shorter then me."
"You're special cause you were blessed by me."
"Do we have rudolph?" "We don't have the Grinch." "WHAT?!"
Singing My Wish off key...
"Bleh"...kid in the car
"I'm going to rub his head now"
"It looks like a booger" "You have a booger."
"My eyebrow can touch my nose." "I'm going to braid it"
"Is that Hank?"
and last but not least....
The Santa Dildo
so yeah that is some stuff from te Fayetteville trip. If you have any questions or want to know anything about any of those...I'll tell ya if you ask. Thanks for reading.
