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Wish Me Luck!
On Monday, December 11th, I will be going in the hospital for a surgery to help a medical condition I have, called Chiari Malformation. Due to this condition, I have had a host of problems, including dizziness, headaches, weakness in my legs and arms, excruciating pain in my neck, feet, and legs, among a host of other things. Please wish me luck with a speedy recovery. For those of you that pray, please say a special prayer for me, too. Anything, at this point, will be greatly appreciated. Hugs, Barb
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Sweet Dreams
Back to bed. Hopefully for good this time. See you all after work tomorrow. Buried at
Question To The Bloggers
hey is there a level to the blogging? Like there is a level to the regular tappers.. I have never blogged in my life. So I don't know how to ask this right? I know people have been saying there is the #1 blogger. That is not my question.. BUT are there different things we can do at different levels. because when I was first typing I could not see who was viewing me and now I that because I was too new? Or was did I just change a setting without realizing it?
I thought the walls I had built over the years would last a lifetime. There are so many of them inside of me. Each wall built after pain ripped through my heart. Walls of protection. Walls to block the next person from invading the already trampled tender ground. Then the next wave of pain would strike. And as each tear would fall, each minute would pass, I could feel myself building yet another cement wall. Protection around my tender muscle. Walls to stop the bleeding. Walls to protect the neighboring chambers. 31 years of cemented walls around my heart. Around my soul. Around my true inner pain. 31 years of hiding behind my walls. Smiling and laughing on the outside so that noone would know my pain. My outer muscles putting on the front to cover the walls surrounding my battered heart. Dying on the inside carefree fronting on the outside. And now, here I lay, 31 years later, with my walls streaming down my face. My walls have liquified and I'm drowning in what has
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What Is It That I Love?
If asked why I love her I would say Itís the sway in her hips, the thickness in her thighs. Itís the lust in her lips, the love in her eyes. Itís the softness of her skin, the silk in her hair. Itís the twist in her walk; itís the sweetness in her talk. Itís the way she loves me that makes me love her each day. That is what I would say. - Justin Hutchins -
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Layout Complete!
So I finished it. It's done. It's Holiday themed, and I FREAKING LOVE IT!! I spent 2 days working on it and I am extremely excited about it. So I'm doing a happy dance. wanna check it out? yeah I know, OMG myspace...but in all honesty all I use it for is to practice my graphic design and my css that's all it's really good for.
Why Men Like Head!The Daily Telegraph recently conducted a poll of malereaders to see what exactly each enjoyed from ablowjob.Seven per cent said they most enjoyed the sensations.Five per cent confessed their chief enjoyment camefrom the sense of domination.Eighty eight per cent said they really enjoyed the peace and quiet.*giggle* That's kinda funny!! All My Pics
What Is Your Seduction Style
You are suave. You are attractive both psyically and mentally. You use your abilities to attract anyone you desire. 'What is your seduction style?' at
I Got What You Want!!
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Secret Service - Everything Matters
A friend of mine forwarded this email. Remember that this is one, very insightful, viewpoint from many that had similar opportunities. While you need to take some of it with a grain of salt (since it is an opinion) if you do not perceive what they viewed and experienced in the same light at they did, it does go to show you that actions do speak louder than words. All actions do matter!! MY FRIEND COMMENTED: For those who don't know...Capt. Denny Keast (who writes the below) flies for UAL and flew many SAM's for the White House. ABOUT CAPT. DENNY KEAST (as written by himself): I flew 4 Presidential support missions in the C-141 out of Dover AFB, DE. Two for President Johnson and two for President Nixon. Johnson was a first class jerk and on the two occasions I flew for him, if the Secret Service and their Liaison in the Pentagon hadn't intervened, we would have had to stay on the airplane for hours while he (Johnson) was off somewhere. Nixon never required that and
Cool Survey! Check It Out!
A bunch of my fave survey questions10 things you love1:Purses 2:Sushi 3:My Friends 4:Sleeping Late 5:My MP3 Player 6:Techno Music 7:My Bed 8:Djing 9:Road Trips 10:Beach 10 things you hate1:Fake People 2:Ignorant People 3:Garbage 4:Dishes 5:Chicago Winters 6:My mom bitching 7:Fighting 8:Silence 9:Game players 10:Did I mention Fake People? 5 firstsBoyfriend / Girlfriend:Ed Crush:Tony Kiss:Ed Best Friend:Gabriella Pet:Gus - My Hamster when i was like 7 30 have you everPicked flowers from someone elses lawn?:yes Cheated on a boyfriend or girlfriend?:sadly, yes Had a close friend die?:yes
Help Me!!!!!!
Okay this will be the last blog of the evening. I have reached out to all my friends and have gotten some replies. i need some help in this contest, I can't do it alone like noone else can neither we all need your support. I would love it if you stopped by and comment bombed my pic in the sexy ms santa contest it would be much appreciated. >
i came here hoping to meet new people. i finally meet you. hoping you were the one for me but i just seems to good to be true. and i want you to know i love you but do you love me to?
Poem Number 1
here is my first poem for you all to read,, for friends only your lips are red like the red rose picked from the garden of eve, your eyes as dark like the midnight sky, you skin is whits like snowwhite and as soft as a snow angel, your heart is gold like the golden harp in the jack and the beanstalk, like that shooting start in the sky,, will you grant me one wish and will you be my friend ? doug
Rumsfield Being Replaced...
or so it may seem with a lot of talk about pulling the troops out of Iraq, but with an unknown rate. The thing that I am concerned about, too, is if the troops are pulled out of Iraq, will they also pull out the civilians who are working there too?? While I do want our troops home as much as anyone else does.... but I am also concerned about any action that may be turned towards the civilians working there. I don't know what the answer is....but, not only do I know folks that are in the armed forces, I also have ex-family members that are over there as civilians that have never shot a gun in their 54 years of their life. As long as the troops are there, I am comforted in knowing that the civilians will be as safe as they can be in a foreign country that is in a current upheaval of political change, which is hopefully for the good. Any ideas??? Do you think that the American civilians who are working there are being considered a part of the decision making process???
Cheery Points
Please help get me some cherry points!!!
I am SOOOOO obsessed with my new profile song here it is Ozzy Osbourne Music Video CodesNow Playing: Ozzy Osbourne - DreamerBrought you by: Music Codes
Xmas Holidays
Hello all, I just wanted to wish everyone a very happy holiday season and i hope santa will bring ya lots of pressies. Hugs sammy
Has Anyone Had Any Strange Things Happen To Their Page????
Hi all I signed into my page this morning and went to view some comments that were left for me and this strange song started playing, it starts off with 'i like you, i like you'. I didn't put this song on myself and this is the second time in a few weeks that this has happened to me. Has anyone else had anything happen and does anyone have any advice for me? I have left a message for babyjesus and don't know what else to do. Thanks Linda
A Different Christmas Poem
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, my daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, so I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, but I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, and I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, a lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty y
New Military Guy
Hey everyone!!...This isnt one of my usual bulletins... I met a guy named Justin and he just joined the Navy. I am as well as ALOT of other cherrytap members are proud of the Canadian and US Military Soldiers. So Go Show Him Some Much Deserved Love...ADD him..FAN Him..RATE Him. Thanks Everyone!! x0x0x -Ash JUSTIN@ CherryTAP Music Video:GOD BLESS THE USA (by Lee Greenwood)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone
Just Feeling Useless
ok , well , I have been sitting up late at night , for a very long time , just trying to figure out how to find someone to worship , and I have had such a person in my life and , for the life of me I cannot figure out why they have cast all that aside , yes , I have made some mistakes in the relationships of the past , and I know it is completely unheard-of , to have learned from them , and to have tried not to make the same ones again... I have for the last 19 years had real problems in dealing with loss , I have had a real hard time dealing with the fact that everyone I have ever cared about , at some point or another has abandoned me.. So when , it comes to me having a relationship with someone , it takes a while for me to really trust them and to give them the abused heart that I have, I had a beautiful woman once and she was the best anyone could ever hope to have in their life , and being the idiot that I have become , I had to screw it all up , I had no idea , at
Just Some More About How I Suck As A?
Was just getting in from what was supposed to be a fun night out, and they have been before, and I was really having fun with my cousin, (who I have never been out with, and have not hung with in a very long time, ) and it was sort of fun to a point, and yet it still suct ass, well not because of anything she did or did not do, it is me, I am the one who suks ass, I absolutely, just have the shittiest life, and no matter what I try to do I cannot ever change it, back to the other post, I am seriously starting to honestly believe , that I should just go live in a friggin' cave , somewhere and give up on ever trying, to ever have another relationship, first anyone could never even come close to the one I have lost and I am not so sure I deserve to even have anyone.......I have done all I think I should have done to meet some new people, and yet I have nothing, or no one to show for it, and I so absolutely hate being single, and I have tried not looking like everyone says , but either way
Thinking Of You:
Thinking of you, all the times I feel blue, to make me feel better, I'm thinking of you. When I am all alone, and can't get to the phone, to make me feel better, I'm thinking of you. When I need to touch the sky, and I feel I want to die, to make me feel better, I'm thinking of you. When I feel my world come crashing in, and think I might commit a mortal sin, to make me feel better, I'm thinking of you. When I think I cannot cope, and feel there is no hope, to make me feel better, I'm thinking of you. When I feel there is so much missing in my life, to make me feel better, I'm thinking of you. When I think I've gone insane, because of all of the pain, to make me feel better, I'm thinking of you.
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My One And Only Poem
so many thoughts haunting my mind how will this all unwind ? so many things i hope to see but i only wonder will you be with me never thought i would end up like this your thoughts are all i'm concerned with. hope i'll never be this lonely i hope you'll always love me, honey.
My Sins
Greed:Very Low †Gluttony:Low †Wrath:Very Low †Sloth:Medium †Envy:Very Low
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Xerox Showing Kindness To The Troops
If you go to this website, you can pick out a thank you card and Xerox will print it and it will be sent to a soldier that is currently serving in Iraq. You can't pick out who gets it, but it will go to some member of the armed services. How AMAZING it would be if we could get everyone we know to send one!!! This is a great site, please send a card. It is FREE and it only takes a second. Wouldnt it be wonderful if the soldiers received a bunch of these? Whether you are for or against the war, our guys and gals over there need to know we are behind them... Please pass this information on, it is too easy to not take part in.
Oingo Boingo As You Have Never Seen Them....
~~~ 12 Days Of A Bdsm Christmas ~~~
I think you will get a "Pinch and a Slap" out of this. A former submissive sent this to me yesterday and I thought I would share it. It is called : " 12 Days Of A BDSM Christmas " By; anonymous On the first day of Christmas my Master handcuffed me to a branch on a big pear tree... On the second day of Christmas my Master gave to me, two nipple clamps while handcuffed to the pear tree... On the third day of Christmas my Master gave to me, three good tugs on the two nipple clamps, while handcuffed to the pear tree... On the fourth day of Christmas my Master gave to me, four probing fingers, three good tugs on the two nipple clamps, while handcuffed to the pear tree... On the fifth day of Christmas my Master gave to me, five vibes that sing... four probing fingers, three good tugs on the two nipple clamps, while handcuffed to the pear tree... On the sixth day of Christmas my Master gave to me, six clitty rings, five vibes that sing... four
Why Do The Ones You Love The Most Hurt The Worse???
So my mom gets so drunk that she passes out with my 4 year old sister there. Her equally alcholic bf comes home from work & finds her foaming at the mouth. He calls 911. She has alcol poisoning. Now DHS & protective services have been called & moms bf is trying to act like big man on campus because it was the one time he happened not to be drunk with her. Now everyones calling me & asking me to take my sis, talk to my mom, & once again try to fix everything. A role I perfected long ago & despise with every ounce of my being. Sober I love my mom, she's a good person but drunk {which is 95% of the time} i'm really beginning to hate her. I love my lil sis but I have a 3 year old to raise & I don't have the time, money, or emotional energy to raise another one of my moms kids but I also don't know if I have it in me to just walk away. So what do I do???? Probably just sacrafice another piece of the light in my heart to fix her problems again.....*sigh* Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics f
Skunks And Such.
I've never been kissed by a skunk. And such. Which is pretty good when you think about it. I doubt they brush their teeth.
Well less than 3 weeks and I'll be out of a job thanks to Whirlpool they are shuting Maytag's doors forever but at least they have to pay for me to goto college Jan. 16th is when I start. Auto Service Tech is what I'll be taking I hope it's easy LOL
A Stash Update
Hi all Just to let you know i have updated the 'dunno' section of my stash! Hope you enjoy. Linda
Ch-ch-chapter One.
In the middle of a tease, his only slightly rough hands find her body. He traces his fingers up and down her curved sides as she lightly moans a response. She rests her hands around his neck, as he lovers her and himself down on the bed behind them. The picture of her boyfriend falls to the floor with a small shattering noise. He pulled away from her and backed off slightly, staring intently at the ground. She reached for him, taking him by the collar of his Bleeding Through t-shirt and pulled him back to her. The acceptance of what they had started clearly stated. He adjusts himself, placing his hips between her thighs. She could feel him becoming more erect. She blushed, knowing she's the reason. She kissed him, soft and sweet. A light tension flares between them again. As she moves, only slightly, to further comfort herself - her already swollen, moist outer lips created friction against her jeans which in turn rubbed against his erect member. They both moaned in ecstasy, as h
From Washington Dc
I arrived almost 2:00 in the morning (Central Time) it was a long day but I managed to get here. I had fun over there
Anyone In California Southern
im looking for well some fun i am getting very hungry these days and am craving something nice and sweet to eat.
The Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party. The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of the Harvest Festival, you Will be executed in three days. But, before I kill You, I will grant you three requests. What is your First request?" The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my Horse." The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silver's ear and the horse gallops away. Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful Blonde woman on his back. As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's Impressed. "You have a very fine and loyal horse but I Will still kill you in two days. What is your second Request?" The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the Horse's' ear. As before, Silver takes off across the
As useful as... ...a parapelgic lifeguard on a beach. ...hairspray for a bald man. ...George W. Bush. ...glow in the dark sunglasses. ...nipples on a man. ...tits on a boar. ...a chastity belt for an ugly nun. ...Catholics. ...a cripple in an uphill race. ... Makes about as much sense as... ...scratching your balls with a running chainsaw. ...the president's speeches. I understand ebonics more than I can understand what this fucktard is trying to convey. ...Modern day christianity. All 247 different branches OF THE SAME DAMN THING. Don't you know you've done just what your lord said not to do by forming your own versions of his word? ...the war in Iraq. Nuke these motherfuckers and get it over with already. Things I don't fucking understand... People always tell me I look like someone they would avoid, if they didn't already know me. WOW. Thanks for that confidence booster, ya fucking jerk. People tell me that I'm weird sometimes.
Heart Quiz
Your Heart Is Blue Love is a doing word for you. You know it's love when you treat each other well. You are a giving lover, but you don't give too much. You expect something in return. Your flirting style: Friendly Your lucky first date: Lunch at an outdoor cafe Your dream lover: Is both generous and selfish What you bring to relationships: Loyalty What Color Heart Do You Have?
Certified Gangstaz By Jim Jones Ft The Game
It's the way you say it... A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over the holidays. He went to a large party and met a pretty co-ed. He was attempting to start up a conversation with the line, "Where does you go to school?" The coed, of course, was not overly impressed with his grammar or southern drawl, but did answer his question. "Yale," she replied. The Georgia student took a big, deep breath and shouted, "WHERE DOES YOU GO TO SCHOOL??"
Kinda Lame But Cute
Sisters of Mercy A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It reads: ~SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 10 MILES~ He thinks it was just a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought. Soon, he sees another sign which says: ~SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 5 MILES~ He realizes that these signs are for real. Then he drives past a third sign saying: ~SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT~ His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a somber stone building with a small sign next to the door reading: ~SISTERS OF MERCY~ He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you, my son?" He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly doing business." "Very well my son. Please follow me."
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Texas Girls
A girl from Texas and a girl from the east coast were seated side by side on an airplane. The girl from Texas, being friendly and all, said, "So, where ya from?" The east coast girl said, "From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence." The girl from Texas sat quietly for a few moments and then replied: "So, where ya from, bitch?"
Leave Me A Voice Comment
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Looking For You
Wednesday, December 6, 2006 Looking for you The best things in life are looking for you. Are you in a place where they can find you? Life expects you to be who you most sincerely are, and life expects to find you where you most truly wish to be. It is at that place that life will deliver its richest treasures to you. However, you could miss out on those treasures if you're caught up in pursuing someone else's dream. Success will never reach you when you're busy following another person's idea of what it should be. There is a truly magnificent success that is meant for you, and that is right for you. Look beyond the mere outward tokens that are so often associated with success, and look at what truly matters to you. It is there that you will find fertile ground for great achievement. It is there that your best possibilities will be fulfilled. Life is looking to richly reward you. So get yourself in the place where life is looking. -- Ralph Marston
Flames Of Passion
What is this, if not passion The feeling of something unusual Waiting to be caressed, wanting to explode, What if I get that heavenly touch For which my body has been aching Will I remain what I am Or will the entwining of the bodies Lead me to something ethereal I am confused, do not know how to react But what I know is that I yearn for that touch A soothing touch of caress And a wild sensation of fulfillment. Author: Sangeetha C.R.
Love LOVE starts with a SMILE, grows with a KISS, and ends with a TEAR. DON'T cry over anyone who won't cry over you. Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. You can only go as far as you push. ACTIONS speak louder than words. The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else. DON'T let the past hold you back, you're missing the good stuff. LIFE'S SHORT. If you don't look around once in a while you might miss it. A BEST FRIEND is like a four leaf clover, HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE. Some people make the world SPECIAL just by being in it. BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God forgot to give us. When it HURTS to look back, and you're SCARED to look ahead, you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there. TRUE FRIENDSHIP "NEVER" ENDS. Friends are FOREVER. Good friends are like STARS You don't always see them, but you know they are ALWAYS THERE. DON'T frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile. What do yo
Every time I take this quiz, no matter from what website I always get the same answer: My rightful House is...Slytherin! Take this Quiz - Create a Quiz
i am a fallen angel of god himself im the wicked angel of death and destuction how did gods evil biding on earth the one who tormented and stole peoples worthless lives the one who people claimed to be the grim reaper but that is all but one name i go by i am nothing more than a shadow to most but to the few who see me fully i am the complete resercation of the dark side of god i am not the devil although he is evil i am so much worst than him for i have nobounders that i follow im free to do as i please but i must serve god or atleast that is till he forbaded me from my duties for now i am none other than the one and only bloodlessvampire the one who still torments and rips life apart the one who goes bump in the night the nightmare of childeren is not fake it is me and me only who torments there preicsous dreams for i have no heart its long been gone only god know were it is cause he himself took it from me so i could fulfill his will with out the pain of my heart for what i did
RapunzelRapunzel is known for her outrageously long hair. Yet for such a pretty girl it's a shame that she gets locked up in a tower by an old crone. AFter tricking the old woman however, and with the help of her prince charming, Rapunzel is able to escape the tower after losing a decent amount of her hair so that she could marry the prince and live happily ever after. Take this Quiz - Create a Quiz
You're... My friend, My companion, Through good times and bad, My friend, My buddy, Through happy and sad, Beside me you stand, Beside me you walk, You're there to listen, You're there to talk, With happiness, With smiles, With pain and tears, I know you'll be there, throughout the years! You are all good friends to me and I am grateful to you. Send this to all your good friends online to show them you are friends. If you get this back from: Remember, no man or woman is a failure who has a friend!
While We Are Recounting Stories From The Past
I had gone down to Florida for a few days to visit my best friend J back in June. While down there I made some observations and by the end of the trip realized that there was a whole world of difference between Florida and Detroit. One of the things I noticed was that florida has alot of wildlife...and most of it wants to eat you. Alligators, Crocodiles, spiders, sharks, mosquitoes and man eating Lizards all waiting for you to make a false move so they can have thanksgiving dinner a little early. I for one didn't put much stock in the dangers of the monitor lizard as its name really doesnt strike fear. HOWEVER when I saw what I thought was a small dinosaur at the edge of the trees and J told me it was a monitor lizard I nearly wet my pants. Apparently they have no problem taking a limb or two off an unsuspecting human. The other thing I noticed was that compared to Detroit the homeless people in Cape Coral look independently wealthy. One night J and I were driving throu
Dont Read If Easily Offended..
Blehh...hoping I get the good thing tomorrow it says I will Body: DON'T READ THIS IF YOU'RE GONNA GET OFFENDED: A hug leads to a kiss...a kiss leads 2 a finger...a finger leads to a a hand...a hand leads to a lick...a lick leads to a suck...a suck leads 2 a fuck. So tell me how many people are you gonna hug after you heard this cuz sex is like math...u add the bed...subtract the clothes...divide the legs...leave your solution...and pray you dont multiply! . Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth Having nice sex burnes 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth..............
I Need Help Tryna Find Out How To Get Into Contest And Stuff!!!
Looking for you The best things in life are looking for you. Are you in a place where they can find you? Life expects you to be who you most sincerely are, and life expects to find you where you most truly wish to be. It is at that place that life will deliver its richest treasures to you. However, you could miss out on those treasures if you're caught up in pursuing someone else's dream. Success will never reach you when you're busy following another person's idea of what it should be. There is a truly magnificent success that is meant for you, and that is right for you. Look beyond the mere outward tokens that are so often associated with success, and look at what truly matters to you. It is there that you will find fertile ground for great achievement. It is there that your best possibilities will be fulfilled. Life is looking to richly reward you. So get yourself in the place where life is looking. -- Ralph Marston
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The Death Of Common Sense
I just copied this from a MUM. I think it is awesome. Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Mr. Common Sense. Mr. Sense had been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such value lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm and that life isn't always fair. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable Parenting strategies (adults, not kids, are in charge). His health began to rapidly deteriorate when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Mr. Sense d
Friendship is the kind of love that never can grow old. Warm and cozy it will stay when other things are cold. Friendship is a love so true it won't be denied, Because a friend will always be there close by your side. Boyfriends and lovers come and go in this game of life we play, But a true friend, no matter what, in your heart will always stay. So hold these friends dear to you, and never let them go. Think how much they mean to you, and make sure to tell them so.
Make's Me Want 2 Scream!!!!
Just my mood @ times right now... Like the lyrics with this...yeah I know what you all are thinking but I still think he is the King of Pop!!! With him performing with Janet is one of my favs!
Which Do You Choose??
I ask myself whether I want to be As open as a rose fresh and fragrant or to be hard and cold like a rock That weathers all that comes. For an open rose is thrown into A weathering storm torn and shredded it shall be. While a rock can be hit by lightning, Rolled by thunder, blown by wind, and poured upon Yet it dries and seems to be unharmed. Some say you can't be charmed? While others are only harmed. For I do not know any answers I only have the questions in my mind Those of which swirl like the sand In the middle of the Sahara Desert. For I do not know which I favor The rose or the rock.
I Am Your Perfect Reflection
I am your perfect reflection I wish there was a way for me to peel away your layers and expose you to the love and light that dwells deep within you so you would know that the light doesn't burn and that love has nothing to do with pain so that I can show you that all those layers were just mountains of fear tricking you into thinking you knew what was best for you tricking you into thinking the layers were protecting you I can not peel those layers off for you but I can expose you to the love and light that dwells deep within you because I am your perfect reflection... I will be the love and light that dwells within you so you can know who and what you truly are so you can know that the light doesn't burn and that love has nothing to do with pain I will reflect so you can seen beneath those layers I will reflect what is beneath those mountains of fear that is tricking you into thinking you know what is best for you I will reflect and show you that love is your on
The Passing Storm
The Passing Storm (The way it was meant to be recorded) Greetings, Some of you know that I recorded a cancer benefit cd a few years ago called the Passing Storm. Ive always been self conscious about my vocals on that cd and It has always fallen short. The music is good no doubt but I had bigger plans for it when I set out to record it and due to lack of funding couldnt acheive those plans. I feel that the time is right now to perform the songs and record the vocals the way I always dreamed. It is with great pleasure and a certain amount of nervousness that I announce my plans to re-record the Passing Storm with an intro and a few bonus songs. This will take me a great while to do as the lack of funding is still an issue but the time is right and my heart is in the right place for this to happen. The track listing is below and I will keep updates when possible. 1. Intro 2. The Dark Ride 3. When Angels Cry 4. Carpe Diem 5.Thought I knew it all 6.One Kidney 7. I Am 8. Hel
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Whack-a -convict
Ok there has been a debate going on for years about the death penalty specifically that Lethal Injection is too soft for the death penalty. I am here today to end this debate. Before I get started I would like to thank the people that invented the Whack-A-Mole game for the inspiration. For those of you who dont what the whack-a-mole game is here is a quick description. Its a game consisting of a table like machine that has lots of holes on the top. Through these holes pop up these plastic mole heads. You are armed with a foam mallet and your job is to whack the shit out of the mole before the head disappears and another one pops up. Now on to my idea. Basically its the same concept just bigger and bloodier. Instead of mole heads you get convict heads. Each head will pop up for three seconds and unlike the mole game it wont be the same convict popping up everytime after all we cant show favoritism in our penal system. Basically the way it works is you get 2 teams in at each table. Each
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Omg This Kid Is Only 15!!!/this Asshole Is Handing Out 9s/ My Pussy Hurts!
Yeah... and? What the fuck do you want me to do about it? How about clicking feedback! and reporting them? Seriously, posting their link isn't going to accomplish a damn thing, other than giving them the attention they want. Hell, it might even result in you getting kicked off the site, since harassment is against the rules.
This Weekend (starting Thursday, Actually)
This weekend, my hubby is going out with a friend to a dance, and might be getting laid. Well, that leaves me all by myself...He leaves Thursday, and won't be back until Saturday...SOOOOO....If anyone lives nearby (male or female), and feels like hooking up soon, PLEASE let me know!! I would love to have my own little adventure this weekend...
Falling For Someone....
something id die for something i cry for something i walk toward i cant even talk forward i cant explain but im willing to fall for them anyone that hurts them id give it all to em i cant understand why a hand so far distance by car couple hours by plane its insane whos to blame but my brain like a game one wrong word its the end thats why i send my words across a virtual plain now my points across its over what did i gain....
If Only I Had Some Help
You know its fucked up how things have turned out at this point in my life. Two years ago I was with a sorry ass boyfriend who treated me like a whore and a fool and was never going anywhere in life. Our last year together all I did was fight with him, spend all my time at home when I was away from him praying to the lord and lady to help me find true love or open the eyes of the one I had currently to the fact he was torturing me day after day. Everything else besides my love life was great. I had a part time job and was going to college full time making the Dean's List and getting along great otherwise. Then one night it seemed that my endless prayers, chants, spells, were finally heard and I was contacted by Dallas through Myspace (who is now my finace). I left the deadbeat I was with my love life has been perfect ever since. Its been a year and half. No fights, no problems, just love and understanding. So things should be great all around right? Wrong. Everything
Another Battle At Home
Another battle at home for Iraq war veterans By Brian MacQuarrie, Globe Staff | December 5, 2006 For Iraq veteran Scott Hayes, a car salesman from Norwood, even the Ford dealership where he works can be a minefield of reminders of danger and death. Last week, after an American flag had been taken in during bad weather, Hayes passed the place where the banner had been placed carefully over a row of boxes. But what Hayes saw, in a searing flashback to his friend's military funeral, was a flag-draped casket instead. "That gave me a rough few minutes," Hayes said. Hayes, a former US Army staff sergeant deployed twice to Iraq, is being treated for the nightmarish effects of post-traumatic stress disorder. For Hayes, 29, even a drive down a traffic-free highway can revive fear of roadside explosions. He is not alone. A 2004 study of combat units found that 17.1 percent of returning Iraq war veterans showed evidence of post-traumatic stress, outstripping the 10.1 percent
Unleashed Once Again
For the last so many days,i have been driven and passed through the extreme hell and pain coz someone was stabbed me in the back. i was in so much desperation that i didn't figured out what to do and not to do. The stabbing had swere effect on my life. i was in the continuous search to find out that cause. and 2 days ago i have found that cause. I wasn't suppose to do anything but the pain and thirst of my soul which was demanding me to give answer. i did which i left long ago coz i was totally changed my way. i Unleashed hell on that person once again. i hit him like 30-40 times and was screaming while hittin him. was mad and totally insane that i had no idea what i am doing. after everything settled down. it was like that someone lift up the heavy weight from my soul which made together again. but i am still out of track and keep moving in search of the right track.
Such A Great Friend
Daddy Roush@ CherryTAP
See the pretty girl, in the pretty dress. such a pretty life, such a pretty mess... prety little fingers, pretty little toes. funny that she cries, funny that she knows... pretty little lips, pretty little skin. ever such a child, she has been hurt again. In her pretty eyes, there's a deep distress. There was a pretty heartbreak that left her a pretty mess. He was a pretty rebel, he was a pretty boy. he was her pretty world, but she was his pretty toy. She loved her pretty man with all her pretty heart And on the day he left her, it tore her heart apart. Now our pretty heroine In her pretty dress Takes up her pretty little knife and dies a pretty death.
WOOT!...Updated my music list....God I love days
The Dukes Of Hazard
DVD Movie Review: The Dukes of Hazard Watched this movie on Sunday. I have had this one since it has been out but was kind of leery on watching this movie because of many people telling me how bad this movie sucked. I guess I must be a real simpleton as I actually enjoyed this movie. The real downers about the movie were Jessica Simpson. If they could have just filmed her from the neck down and kept her from talking it would have been even better. The other downer was all the cussing. Yes I cuss but in the sense of this movie it was uncalled for. Like many others I grew up watching this show. The cussing in the movie was a bad portrayal of what life was in the days of The Dukes of Hazard. Burt Reynolds did a fair job of playing Boss Hogg. As soon as I realized Johnny Knoxville was in this flick I knew that he would be getting roughed up and my expectations were right on the money as he took many a bang through this movie. Willie Nelson playing Uncle Jessie was great! He
Well What They Always Say>>>
We are getting back together. I went to the police and reported the harrassment and stalking they are helping me get a TPO...that way she can't bother us any longer...Well, I feel alot better now. My husband knows who is going to love him and take care of him. I mean come on now...we have had 5 yrs together.
hi there.. well im new to all this sooo please bear with me... if i make mistakes .. please tell me... but be gentle with thanks saucy xx
A Vanished Friend
A Vanished Friend Around the corner I have a friend, In this great city that has no end, Yet the days go by and weeks rush on, And before I know it, a year is gone. And I never see my old friends face, For life is a swift and terrible race, He knows I like him just as well, As in the days when I rang his bell. And he rang mine but we were younger then, And now we are busy, tired men. Tired of playing a foolish game, Tired of trying to make a name. "Tomorrow" I say! "I will call on Jim Just to show that I'm thinking of him." But tomorrow comes and tomorrow goes, And distance between us grows and grows. Around the corner, yet miles away, "Here's a telegram sir," "Jim died today." And that's what we get and deserve in the end. Around the corner, a vanished friend. So everyone that gets this will hopefully remember thier frinds this Chreistmas, both mew and old friends that you havent seen in a while. I hope and wish from the bottom of my heart that you a
The 75 Bands
I put that bloody picture in my photos just to entertain you. If you can see any bands stick them in a comment. I think I have hundreds but it took a large part of my life up.
Freedom Of Speech? On My Internets? It's Less Likely Than You Think.
Here's the complete First Ammendment: Ammendment I: Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances. I found this on another site, but it applies all over the internet. I have a right to free speech! What right do you have to delete my messages? Yes, you may have a right to free speech, but not here. When you signed up for [this site], you voluntarily gave up the right to certain kinds of speech in return for the ability to use [this site]. If you do not feel that you can follow the rules here, you have the right to create your own [site] and make your own rules there. [This site] is a private business, and if you'd actually read the Bill of Rights, you'll see that "Freedom of Speech" applies to the government, not here.
Fairy Houses
fairy house nature hewn twigs and rocks natural building blocks pod's and thistles creating columns dragon fly windowpanes iridescent dancing light floating across little sprites forest floor brushed with pine sweeping motion delicate and divine carefully carpeted in soft pink thistle broad leaves for covered sleep bumble berry pillows rich and sweet please have a seat upon our mushroom stools be entertained by our buzzing bee hum Mr. cricket as he strums softly quacking Mr. wood duck acorn hats for tiny heads wispy dandelion fairy thread roly poly boots galore acorns, berries, nature's honey nectar fairy feast laid out in splendor babbling brook a serene sound filtering sun highlights crowns flower petals adorn this home making it pretty for magical fairies once this is built it must be blessed by little girl smiles little girl breath dancing circle
My Love Storey ,lol
Your Love Story (detailed results) GIRLS ONLY You fell for the shy guy!Your Name: MarissaHis Name: CodyYour Story...How you first met:It was your first day at this new highschool. It was such a dramatic change for you, since you were originally from a big city, and were now in a highschool with only 100 kids. You already felt like the odd one out, but what was weird, was how everyone was so interested in you. You weren't the average girl anymore, you were the girl everyone wanted to be with. When lunchtime came, you sat down at an empty table and your new "friends" joined you, where they started talking to you about themselves. You weren't really listening, because your eyes were preoccupied. You were staring at a boy who was sitting alone at the other end of the cafeteria. He was pretty cute, but it wasn't his looks that caught your eye. It was the way he sat there, so lonely. He looked at you, and you quickly looked down. 'That was humiliating' you thought. You looked again
"the Hot Sex Fairy"
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy! 7. Sex is the safes
William Wallace
Sir Willliam Wallace formed an association among his fellow students for defending themselves and punishing the aggressions of the intruders, whenever the opportunity arose. Having been publicly insulted by a youth named Selby, the son of the governor of Dundee, Wallace drew his dagger and struck him dead on the spot. Although surrounded by the friends of the dead man, he was able to escape and killed two or three other Englishmen who attempted to stop him. Because of this action he was proclaimed a traitor, outlawed, and forced to hide in the woods and mountains. He had extraordinary personal strength, undaunted courage, enterprising spirit, and dexterity. Those atributes coupled with his ardent attachment to his native country and his inextinguishable hatred of his oppressors, rendered him well fitted to be the leader of a band of patriots burning to avenge the wrongs of their suffering fatherland. He soon attracted to his side a number of broken and desperate men, who, weary of the
Alcohol Warnings
Due to increasing products liability litigation, beer manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers: WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you
Have you ever felt as though life takes a turn for the worst when you least expect it to..I am usually always the one that is very optimistic about things and hopeful of a change. I often sit and wonder here recently how i can change or make my life better, but in the end its never changed. Im on this spirling rollercoaster of fate and for some god aweful reason im scared to death that im going to fall off of it at any given moment, and if i do where would i land? I am 26 yrs old and im not able to get out and enjoy life, yeah i go to work and stuff but hell thats hard on me to do now. I fear every night when i go to bed if i am going to wake up to see the next morning. My fears have overcome me so much in the last month..I just wanted to write this and get it off my chest..Thanks for reading if you did and commenting if you did also.later
Yes You.. Faker
This is a first time for me.. But, Thank you little miss faker. Without your low self esteem and bad looks i wouldnt have found my Soul Mate and love of my life. He'll be home to me soon, date is set and ticket is bought. I've NEVER thanked a fake before but for all of this that i've been blessed with in my life... THANK YOU!
Vibrators don't have problems with gas ... Nor do they hog the remote ... Nor the computer! - We can get a bigger one or one that has better options whenever we want without being called a slut. - Vibrators never go limp and rubbery, you simply replace the batteries when it tires. - Position is your choice, not his. - You don't have to suck it. - It works "while" the sports games are on. - It always is hard. - It doesn't leave a mess behind. - You don't have to wear an ill fitting teddy to excite it. - It doesn't care that you gained 10 lbs. - It doesn't fall asleep and snore in your ear afterwards. - You don't have to clean up the apartment before bringing it home. - You don't have to cook it breakfast and pretend to be interested in it the next morning. - You can throw them in a drawer and only take them out when you want to! - They don't get tired after the first time. - They never poke you in the back in the morning to see if you are in
ok so i'm sick as hell and have bronchitus, a sinus infection and the flu. YUK! i hate being sick. i'm off to take another nap for the day after i eat some more soup. ROCK ON BITCHES!
A Big Thank You
hiya can i thank you all for the great comments left on my profile pics i hope to add more soon and hope u all like hugs and kisses to you all from the uk x x x x x x xx sweet x x x x x
Boy Genius
A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 28 ) was having trouble with one of her students the teacher asked,"Boy what is your problem?" Boy. answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade.My sister is in the third- grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!" Ms Neelam had enough. She took boy to the principal's office. While boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed. Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Boy.: "9". Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Boy.: "36". And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells her, "I think boy can go to the third-grade."
Funny As Hell Survey
The American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's Penis was larger than the shaft. After 1 year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason that the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the US published the study, the French decided to do their own study. After $250,000 and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the woman more pleasure during sex. Canadians, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, and 2 cases of beer, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting himself in the forehead.
Your results:You are Supergirl Supergirl 90% Green Lantern 80% Wonder Woman 80% The Flash 75% Iron Man 75% Hulk 70% Catwoman 60% Robin 55% Batman 55% Superman 55% Spider-Man 40% Lean, muscular and feminine. Honest and a defender of the innocent. Click here to take the "Which Superhero am I?" quiz...
Well the day is working out nicly and I have to grab something to eat then hit practice..House work and things are filling my day after all my workouts.. Im feeling better today and talked with a dear friend I haven't seen in months.. Still looking for an advanced percussion player who teaches still no luck lots of numbers and emails but none work ..Its kind of frustating.. All the members have been found for my guys who needed a singer but I'm still keeping the add up in case this one can't pull it off.. Life is good but frustrating lol have a great day!!
Your Face !
Central Auditory Processing Disorder. Now it all makes sense. My poor little monkey.
Britney Spears ...
Britney, my darling--- Oh, Britney, Britney, Britney! Where did it all go wrong? I know that times have been tough for you lately. What with your failed marriages, your dropped lawsuits, and your dropped babies, it's been hard to be Britney these days. So much attention, so much scrutiny, so much odious sex with a creepy pothead...I know you wish you could just erase the last few years and start all over again. Well, my dear Britney, now you can. With me. I'm here for you, baby. And always have been. You know that I've loved you, truly, from the very beginning of your career (er, once you turned 18, that is). I've been supporting you from the start, admiring your talent, respecting your professionalism, and masturbating to your Rolling Stone covers. I've bought your CDs. I've watched your videos. I've driven around Malibu trying to find your house. Yes, you drove me "Crazy." Yes, I do know that you're "Toxic." Yes, I was a "Slave 4 U" for you. Yes, Britn
A Different Christmas Poem
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, my daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, so I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, but I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, and I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, a lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty y
Rape/attack Scheme Criminals Are Using!
At first I didn't go to the police or anyone with it because I didn't realize how serious this encounter was. But since I work in a jail and I told a few people about it, it wasn't long before I was paraded into Internal Affairs to tell them my story. It was proximately 5:15a.m. in Opelousas, La. I had stayed with a friend there and was on my way to work. I stopped at the Exxon/Blimpie Pie station to get gas. I got $10 gas and a Diet Coke. I took into the store two $5 bills and one $1 bill (just enough to get my stuff). As I pulled away from the store, a man approached my truck from the back side of the store (an unlit area). He was an "approachable-looking" man (clean cut, clean shaven, dressed well, etc.). He walked up to my window and knocked. Since I'm very paranoid and "always looking for the rapist or killer," I didn't open the window.I just asked what he wanted. He raised a $5 bill to my window and said, "You dropped this." Since I knew I had gone into the store with a
$20.00 Bill
Sometimes we just need to be reminded! A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this $20 bill?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do this. He proceeded to crumple up the $20 dollar bill. He then asked, "Who still wants it?" Still the hands were up in the air. Well, he replied, "What if I do this?" And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. "Now, who still wants it?" Still the hands went into the air. My friends, we have all learned a very valuable lesson. No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20. Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way. We feel as though we are worthless. But
Chatting These Days
I remember years ago when I first rediscovered the computer and the age of chat, early 90's, and I realize I had needs at that time of my life and finding friends online and chatting and what Now I sit just scrolling through Cherry tap, meeting some nice folks, trying to figure out how to work the 150 darn dials..LOL And some young 'thang' decides to come along and by his standards...pays Me a backhanded compliment.... yet...ignorantly...I ask what is MILF....and then he proceeds to tell Me..gasp..duh..I should have known better.. so here is My comment to young "thang" the next time you decide to pay an older gal, with greying hair a compliment, trying after the first time, seeings you have already stepped on your tongue, to be gracious enough to take the hint that your crude pick up line,that works for all the ladies in the bar, just ain't gonna get it... learn to READ BETWEEN the LINES? hmmm? Never know what the grey hair Lady might be into...perh
Take Some Of You Ladies Back
sing it loud ladies
Countdown Starts
Music Video:THAT GIRL (FT. CHAMILLIONAIRE & MANNIE FRESH) (by Frankie J)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone good music video. anyway, today was pretty normal. had my test first period, hopefully i passed. i have an oral test in spanish tomorrow (GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER!), wish me luck even tho i know the language (she's grading on verbs which are hard for me). finished "an inconvinient truth" in science and musical theater was reading through some scenes in the script to kill time cuz david and emily have to cast the show (i think we get cast friday). review has started already...our midterms start a week from this friday. hopefully i'll be in tenley town on friday afternoon but i guess it depends on if zack s. wants to drive me and john back to the starbucks. lol, all wat we did was smoke and drink coffee which i ran around being like "omg! i know you!!" to all my friends from wilson. lol. feeling ignored...meh, my fault. i hope to watch "dawn o
Such as it is i got an update they did finally call and he went in for more tests and they are doing a biopsy in the morning
I Hate My Job
When you have a "I hate my job" (or my life) day try this: On your way > > home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section. > > > > You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by "Johnson and > > Johnson." Be very sure you get this brand. > > > > When you get home, open the package and remove thethermometer. Carefully > > place it on a table so that it will not become chipped or broken. > > > > Take out the written material that comes with the thermometer and read it. > > You will notice that in small print there is a statement: "Every rectal > > thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested" > > > > Now close your eyes and repeat out loud five times: "I am so glad I do not > > work for quality control at the Johnson and Johnson Company." > > > > Have a nice day folks and remember, there is always someone with a worse > > job than yours.
What Women Reall Y Mean
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given by Women (and what they actually mean...) 10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance") 9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You are one Jurassic geezer.) 8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon) 7. My life is too complicate right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing) 6. I've got a boyfriend (who's really my male cat and a half gallon of Ben & Jerry's) 5. I don't date men where I work (Hey bud, I wouldn't even date you if you were in the same solar system, much less the same building) 4. It's not you, it's me (It's not me, it's you) 3. I'm concentrating on my career (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.) 2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off *only* the men like you.) .....and the #1 rejec
Whoot Hehe, the trailer for Epic Movie. I think it's hysterical, a parody movie, since it has most of the movies I've liked in recent years.
F*@#ing Pix!
everytime I try to upload pix it gives mr a runtime error and closes IE. It's piss'n me off! I know it's not because of Vista! I uploaded my current pix while running Vista! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
50 Cent Is A Pussy!
This Guy deserves an MTV, BET, and and American Music Award for this song!
It Hurts So Bad
It hurts being away from the one I love. Im so affraid that hes going to find another girl. He proposed to me after I left but I cant smile cuz hes not here with me to do it in person. I wanna spend time with my dad especially now that hes back in my life. But I also wanna be with my fiance. If I have him convenced to move to where I am it wont be till June or July that I get see him, because of getting a car, job, and maybe starting college. I love this man alot, and im trying make it without him by my side but tonight i just couldnt hold back the tears. Its almost 7 pm and he still isnt home from work which is weird cuz he normally gets home by 5. So if anyone can give me some advice or just someone to talk to i would appreciate it greatly.
I Wanna Die
today i saw a little girl that looked like my daughter. i miss my babies soo much it hurts. why is she doing this to me? why wont she let me be with my babies. i am dying inside without them. i would gladly cut out my own heart to be with my babies.
To A Lady Who Spoke Slightly Of Poets
TO A LADY WHO SPOKE SLIGHTINGLY OF POETS by: Washington Allston (1779-1843) H, censure not the Poet's art, Nor think it chills the feeling heart To love the gentle Muses. Can that which in a stone or flower, As if by transmigrating power, His gen'rous soul infuses; Can that for social joys impair The heart that like the lib'ral air All Nature's self embraces; That in the cold Norwegian main, Or mid the tropic hurricane Her varied beauty traces; That in her meanest work can find A fitness and a grace combin'd In blest harmonious union, That even with the cricket holds, As if by sympathy of souls, Mysterious communion; Can that with sordid selfishness His wide-expanded heart impress, Whose consciousness is loving; Who, giving life to all he spies, His joyous being multiplies, In youthfulness improving? Oh, Lady, then, fair queen of Earth, Thou loveliest of mortal birth, Spurn not thy truest lover; Nor censure him
The Gift Of Friends
There are days when bubbling from us comes the innocent child within, who giggles at the little things and wears a silly grin. There are days when melancholy comes to visit for a while; the mind feels tired, the body weak; we have no strength to smile. There are days when joy abundant grabs a hold of you and me; wraps us up in all it's splendor, lifts us up and sets us free. There are days when sorrow wraps us in its cloak of grief and fear, 'till our hearts ache to the breaking, 'till our eyes can't shed a tear. There are days when love bestows us with its wonderment and light; with its beauty and its mystery, its power and its might. And there are days when life rewards us and seems to make amends by granting us a marvelous gift, the precious gift of Friends. by Karin Schaefer
Santa Facts
Santa Facts No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule our flying reindeer, which only Santa has ever seen. There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. But since Santa doesn't (appear to) handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total - or 378 million according to the Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that is 91.8 millions homes. One presumes there's at least one "good" child in each. Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels East to West (which seems logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of t
Calling All Alkies!!!
So I'm looking for ppls fave drinks! I only like to drink liquor - no beer or wine. All my alkies - what's ur fave drink??? As long as it has liquor - i'll try it!! Grassy Ass, Fashion Whore!!!!!!!!!
So I get out of the shower not too long ago, get all dressed, and other things and I look at myself in the mirror and I think to myself, "Why can't I see what other's see?" I stand there studying every bit of myself. Sometimes I think that I may see something but it just fades. So I try getting that thing whatever I saw back into my head but it doesn't return. I continue to study myself. I look at my hair, my eyes, face and down towards my belly. I do that stupid sideway look towards the mirror and pat my belly. I just hate what I see. I can't see what other see so when I can't see it, I feel that they're lieing to me. Why do I worry so much of how I look? Why can't I just deal with it? Or why can't I just see what other's see. I know that I put myself down a lot, and I honestly hate it when I do that but I can't help it. Sure, sometimes I get bored and I take random photos of myself, trying to find something that's semi decent and when I do...I share it...then I learn
One Of Thoses Days
omg i think i'm going crazy wait i'm already there lol i'm having one of those days where i feel like crap.. anyways last night my friend made me sooo happy she siad she is going with me to the taste of chaos tour in march.. i get to see my fave. bands the used and aiden.. also we maybe be going to see fallout boy in jan. if they don't sell out before we get tickets.. i'm always picking out concerts for us to go too..
The Holidays
Just wondering what everyone does for the holidays. For me it's usually just me, my daughter and her 3 children, all of whom live with me. It's very warm and quiet except for the hour or so when the children unwrap their gifts. This year, more so than most, I cannot seem to get into the swing of things. I've put up the tree, and decorated the house, but I have done no shopping and don't even want to. All I want to do this year is escape it. Get in the car and head somewhere warmer, where no one knows me and I can hide. It used to be so wonderful and easy. There was lots of family and friends to share it with. Aa the years have passed the friends and family have become fewer and fewer, and the season harder and harder to celebrate. This is my first Christmas since the breakup of my 11 year relationship. For him it's perfect I'm sure, he has a new companion to share it with and a bunch of new friends. Am I bitter? YEP. So... what do you think? Run away this year, or buck up?
For Those Who Lost Hope
there has Been a rash of children killing themselves here ... I wrote this after the first one ...there has been 5 more. Pull me close and hold me tight I need to feel you through the night The comfort of you and your touch To my soul mean so much Feeling lost in a world unfair Like no one will ever care And all life holds is more pain Lost innocents driven insane No freedom to be and live in peace Only death look like a release Put the gun to the head Who will care about the dead Passed so young and without hope No solution at the end of the rope Did he matter to any at all Who felt the pain of his last fall Weep and cry your bitter sweet tears You thought you knew him through the years Yet none could ever cross the line So all who knew him thought him fine Till he lost what mattered most Drove him to give up the ghost What a waste to quit life they say But did we know him on that day Did we care and look deep inside For all the pains that he did hi
Waiting On A Woman
Sittin' on a bench at West Town Mall He sat down in his overalls and asked me You waitin' on a woman I nodded yeah and said how 'bout you He said son since nineteen fifty-two I've been Waitin' on a woman When I picked her up for our first date I told her I'd be there at eight And she came down the stairs at eight-thirty She said I'm sorry that I took so long Didn't like a thing that I tried on But let me tell you son she sure looked pretty Yeah she'll take her time but I don't mind Waitin' on a woman He said the wedding took a year to plan You talk about an anxious man, I was nervous Waitin' on a woman And then he nudged my arm like old men do And said, I'll say this about the honeymoon, it was worth it Waitin' on a woman And I don't guess we've been anywhere She hasn't made us late I swear Sometimes she does it just 'cause she can do it Boy it's just a fact of life It'll be the same with your young wife Might as well go on and get used to it She'll tak
Rayman Raving Rabbids Scientific Facts
this is the type of shit that makes me laugh. I am so fucking retarded!
Two widows, are talking at the Bowling Alley. Martha says, "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer." Edna: "Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7 P.M. Dressed up like such a gentleman in a fine suit. And he brings me such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs and what's there but a beautiful car.. a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes me out for dinner. . .marvelous dinner - lobster. Then we go see a show. Let me tell you, Martha, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure! So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL!!! Completely crazy. He tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me two times! He's a retired Marine!" Martha: "Goodness gracious! So you are telling me I shouldn't go out with him? Edna: "No . . . I'm just
Depeche Mode-freelove
If you've been hiding from love If you've been hiding from love I can understand where you're coming from I can understand where you're coming from If you've suffered enough If you've suffered enough I can understand what you're thinking of I can see the pain that you're frightened of And I'm only here To bring you free love Let's make it clear That this is free love No hidden catch No strings attached Just free love No hidden catch No strings attached Just free love I've been running like you I've been running like you Now you understand why I'm running scared Now you understand why I'm running scared I've been searching for truth I've been searching for truth And I haven't been getting anywhere No I haven't been getting anywhere And I'm only here To bring you free love Let's make it clear That this is free love No hidden catch No strings attached Just free love No hidden catch No strings attached Just free love Hey girl You've go
Sergeant Major
A crusty old Marine Corps SgtMaj found himself at a gala event downtown, hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the SgtMaj for conversation. She said, "Excuse me, SgtMaj, but you seem to be a very serious man. Are you this way all the time, or is something bothering you?" "Negative ma'am," the SgtMaj said, "just serious by nature." The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action." The SgtMaj's short reply was, "Yes ma'am, a lot of action." The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little - relax and enjoy yourself." The SgtMaj just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?" The SgtMaj looked at her and replied, "1955." She said, "W
Helpi Need Cherries
Whats Yours
Whatís up to all. What the hell is up with all the bull shit about politics and religion. My thoughts on it are why are we in everyone elseís business. If you want to believe in god thatís your choice if you donít that is also your choice. For all you holy rollers out there I do believe in god. But where your messing up with todayís younger generation your forcing your beliefs on every one. That tends to push us away. For all you non believers you donít want to believe in it then thatís your business and we should respect that. However I donít think that anyone should take god out of the schools heís not hurting anything there. Once again if your kid grows up and wants to believe then it will be his or her choice and if not then their choice. Its another option for them to learn about something and open their mind. If your kid wants to be a doctor youíll respect that wont you. We have to start respecting each other period. This world can be a great place if we all lean to get alon
Screaming for the dancing healer Dance for me again Dance your way into reality Straight out of my head Suck on burning spices Acrid smoke fills the tent Guardian angel Demonic presence Perform with me acts of black magika Iíve been a cult leader, a prophet, a savior, a messiah Grand Magnus seems like a logical step But every coven with which I intersect Doesnít seem to like whatever is floating around my flesh Burn too brightly for someone who hasnít been subjected to your tests So I meditate and wait For my projection to show itís self Set about collecting fetishes And writing the text For the grimoire of -----------
An unemployed stripper begged her agent to find her work. He cautioned her that the only job available was at a longshoremen's convention-- typically a rough gig. Because she was broke, she took the job anyway. That evening, the agent walked into the hall just as the stripper began her act. Before long, the unruly crowd began pelting her with crushed beer cans and cigarette butts while shouting obscenities, issuing lewd catcalls and trying to manhandle her. Halfway through her performance, she ran off stage, sobbing. "Look, they don't mean anything by it," the agent said consolingly. "They've just had too much to drink and----" "No, no it's not them!" she exclaimed. "Did you hear that fucking band?"
Always In My Head
now it is a night for me i am sleepless have to think so much. Always in my Head are my love from the United States "Tawnya" wish moment ever i think about her i feel happiness she make me smile just if i see her, she make beat my heart faster every sense i think about her and i feel so much love. I cant wait till she is here and i can hugh and kiss her, feel her heart beat, hear she breath feel her skin and look in this amanzing eyes. I think all time about Tawnya and we will be together soon here in Germany. Tawnya i love you so much and i am proud of you ..... good night
No Title For This Song
Sucked deep into the void No time to be annoyed What I was has been destroyed Yet I remain the same Life happens hard and fast The dice roll once their cast Things I love arenít meant to last Yet I can not be tame Wonder why I feel lost Was it ever worth the cost Run from love emotions tossed Yet I still wear the blame Do the fears consume the soul Is this why I canít be whole Ask not for whom this bell does toll Yet I always feel the shame Try hard to give up the fight Try to live what is right The line blurs within my sight Yet unaware of what I became Unsure of what to do I just canít let go of you All this is something new Yet I burn within the flame How you scare me so deep When you call me yours to keep And yet for you my heart does leap Yet I remain the same By R. Thomas Dinsmore
Listen To My Old Music
Note from DT to all readers. I arrived in London in September 1972, I could not speak of word of English and the Piccadilly Circus metro station in London was my home for a few months. I played guitar and sang to survive and after many months of serious struggles started a normal life working and learning English in the UK. I did a myriad of dirty job and finally was able to afford to pay for my music tuition. After many year of hard work I finally graduated from the Royal School of Music in London in December 1976. I earned the Silver Distinction Cup in front of 400 other students. (see pic on CT) I got my first recording deal with She Is Not Yours and signed up a recording contract with Phonogram Philips Record Company in Paris in 1982 and sold over 100.000 copies. She Is Not Yours - I wrote the song, sang it and played keyboard. I had the French philharmonic orchestra and about 20 violins to back me up. Sad enough I was young and innocent and signed myself i
Slippery When Wet
Im not sure if its just me. Doesnt it kinda suck that you have to be a level 5 to post a mum and a level 10 to start a lounge. I really surprised that I can post a blog at only level 3. And why Im on that subject I totally love each and everyone who help me become a 3. I really am trying to get to each and every one who has became a friend or fan. I been having trouble with the site being a little slow. But I will do my best to get back to everyone soon. Thanks so much for the Love Guys and Gals. Sweets
I just wanted to say thanks you to all my friends that vote and commented for me in the chest contest well good news is i won and i would have not been able to do it with out all of you Thank you Tammy
To All The Ladies
This one is to all the ladies out their who have been getting the raw end of the deal lately. With everything that is going on in this world their is still a few good guys out their. With everything that you are looking for in a guy that you may not notice because of who they are. Their are guys out their that are only out for themselves and nothing else. And to them I say sucks to be you. To the ones that get looked pasted most of the time I say get off your asses and do something about it. DOn't sit around hoping to be with someone if you don't put alittle effort into going after her. Ladies sometimes the best person for you sometimes is standing right in front of you or right next to you. Or you may talk to them on the phone for extended periods of time alot, or you go out with them all the time. Next time you are out with your friends, check out the people that you are with. You never know who will impress you the most. With every moment that passes by another man
Who Am I
hi, well i just ended a 3 year relationship my si-n- law thought i might enjoy this sight so here i am i'm not real good with writting this stuff, but here goes nothing. it will take me a little bit but i hope i can get back to who i was before this relationship. a little wild and full of life
Feel No Love
ok ok ive been away but feeling no love need an ego boost show me some sugar and ill def return the favor muahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Im Going To Be Away For A While
HI all you wonderful Kind folks Just wanted to leave you a note to let you know im going to be away for a while im having back surgery on dec 12 and i wont get to be here alot .Please know if you leave me a message i will respond as soon as i possibly can, and I hope you all have a wonderful holiday season and may the new year bring you every wish and dream you hold, please take care and talk to you soon....Angel :)
Passionate Kiss
Passionate Kiss Ingredients: 1 oz. Southern Comfort 1 oz. peach schnapps 1 oz. raspberry liqueur Pineapple juice Preparations: Add first three ingredients. Fill remainder of glass with pineapple juice. Serve over ice in a highball glass. Makes 1 Love Drink.
Chocolate Kiss
Chocolate Kiss Ingredients: 1/2 ounce Creme de Cacao 1/2 ounce Frangelico liqueur 1/2 ounce vodka 6 ounces vanilla ice cream Preparations: Combine liquor with 2 scoops of vanilla ice cream, blend with ice and garnish with chocolate sprinkles. Makes 1 Love Drink.
Im The Real Toni!!
People are strange creatures. The human kind is made to live in groups. But sometimes we forget we are individuals. As a matter of fact, when it comes to it, we are alone. Everybody has the task to take care of him- or herself and to grow in life, learn their lessons and find their true self. But what I see is a big blur of people and it's like there is no you, me, him or her, only us and them. And that is where the unnecessary hurting starts, because if you and me are really one person, you can easily hurt me. And because you are hurting me, you hurt yourself. Do you see my point? Of course, we all get hurt sometimes, but that's part of life. It makes us grow to become a whole person. I see it this way: we all have our own world that we've created in our lifes, with our own feelings, emotions, memories, believes and convictions. My world ends where yours begins and we share a lot, but not all. Because my world is mine and yours is yours. Now, when someone is saying something to me
Jack In The Fucking Box!
okay you know what, i SO want to move outa this hell hole! but i can't, cause i have no where to go!! Im now sharing a room with my little sister which sucks ass cause she's 10 years younger than me and she has sooooooooooo much shit and she still has stuff in boxes cause she hasn't done anything with them, but thats not my fault my step dad has her doing so many activities that she has no freakin time to put stuff up in her room and my mom is getting pissed and wants to like rearange my WHOLE ROOM!! She's saying that my sister has no where to put anything which is BULLSHIT cause i made it so we have equal shelving! so fuck this shit i want to move out so bad! If anyone has any advice ill accept any of it!!! thanks for listening to me rant ill talk to ya'll later! ~Christine~
Woo Hoo!
Finally. The person who I wanted to win a reality show actually did. Caridee won America's Next Top Model!! YAYYAYAYAYAYAYAY!
I Love Reba Lmao
Reba Mcentire Lyrics Why Haven't I Heard From You Lyrics (Sandy Knox/T.W. Hale) Back in 1876 an ol' boy named Bell Invented a contraption that we know so well By the 1950's they were in everybody's home As a crazy little thing they call the telephone Now there's one on every corner, in the back of every bar You can get one in your briefcase, on a plane or in your car So tell me why, haven't I heard from you Tell me why, haven't I heard from you I say now: Darlin', honey, what is your excuse Why haven't I heard from you Well there's no problem gettin' to me Baby you can dial direct I got call forwarding and call waiting You can even call collect The service man he told me that my phone is working fine And I've come to the conclusion trouble isn't with my line I'm sure the operator will be glad to put you thru So dial zero for assistance if this all confuses you So tell me why, haven't I heard from you Tell me why, haven't I heard from you I say now: Da
I'm Not Saying She's East, But.....
She's been on her knees more times than Billy Graham. She's been laid on more kitchen floors than linoleum. She's done more screwing than Black and Decker. She's responsible for more merry men than Robin Hood. She's turned more tricks than Harry Houdini. She's been boarded more times than Amtrak. She's been mounted more often than Trigger. She's been involved with more animals than Marlin Perkins. She's entertained more troops than Bob Hope. She's been at more bedsides than Dr. Kildare. She's been turned more ways than Rubik's Cube. She's spent more time under men than barstools. She's seen more traffic than the George Washington Bridge. She's had more turnovers than the International House of Pancakes. She's been under more sheets than the Ku Klux Klan. She's had more marines land on her than on Iwo Jima. Her body has been declared a national recreation area. Her diaphragms come with a service contract. She has an
Fuck This Shit
This Poem Is Nsfw
My Fantasy I begin with the slightest and gentle caress touching you softly our breathing becoming distress anticipation of the next touch and what is to come divine I need to taste you and feel your tongues sweetness in mine nibbling your ear and working down your sweet neck arriving at your breast and licking the nipples erect I desire to taste you so much deeper I move to your hips I go further down and lick at your sweet lips a stirring inside me that makes hardens me completely I have to bring you off so I lick your clit hard you taste so sweetly Bucking and trusting with wild abandon you grind I insert a finger your sweet spot I find I work it to make you cum harder than you ever have done after your orgasm I slide in my cock and we become one We grind hard together and the pace is just right we could keep this up for the whole night Nothing has ever felt this good and no other woman could to what we have as I thrust deep and hard wi
Vocabulary Lesson
Variance - NOUN: 1. A state of disagreement and disharmony: clash, conflict, confrontation, contention, difference, difficulty, disaccord, discord, discordance, dissension, dissent, dissentience, dissidence, dissonance, faction, friction, inharmony, schism, strife, war, warfare. See CONFLICT. 2. The condition or fact of varying: difference, variation. Fabian Ė Faēbiēan ADJECTIVE: 1a. Of or relating to the caution and avoidance of direct confrontation typical of the Roman general Quintus Fabius Maximus. b. Cautious or dilatory, as in taking action. 2. Of, relating to, or being a member of the Fabian Society, which was committed to gradual rather than revolutionary means for spreading socialist principles. AUTHOR: John Milton (1608Ė1674) QUOTATION: Abashíd the devil stood, And felt how awful goodness is, and saw Virtue in her shape how lovely. ATTRIBUTION: Paradise Lost. Book iv. Line 846. AUTHOR: Dante Alighieri (1265Ė1321) QUOTATION: The wretched souls of those
Hey, Hey! I'm Nekkid!
...and that is the day I realized that sitting naked in the middle of a major interstate was not a very good idea.
Wow. I Am So Going To Get Made Fun Of For This.
Your Language Arts Grade: 100% Way to go! You know not to trust the MS Grammar Check and you know "no" from "know." Now, go forth and spread the good word (or at least, the proper use of apostrophes).Are You Gooder at Grammar?Make a Quiz
well goodnight you all, take care, and no trouble! see ya the next time on!! leave a comment or two and surprize me if ya want!! night night
Is Inspiration Brought On By An External Creative Force Or Is It Something That Sparks Inside Us?
Is inspiration brought on by an external creative force or is it something that sparks inside us? Each day when I awake in the morning, I lie still in silence. Not only because I'm too lazy to get out of bed and start my day. Not only because I'm still sleepy. Not because it is too cold outside of my covers and I would rather stay in a place that is warm and comfortable. We all sometimes prolong our mornings for those reasons but I try to find a much higher reason to start my day. I lie in silence and try to create what my day would be like. I wait until my mind reveals to me what I need to do that day and I imagine the task completed. I try to imagine what I need to do that day being completed. I focus on the feeling I get after finishing the task. Once I get a feeling that inspires me, I jump out of bed with excitement. I love starting my day like this. Rather than going through the day taking things as they come, I create what my day would be like and I would get ins
How I Feel About You
lay me down . for i have lost my soul. i took it out of it dark hole and let the angel of light take it to a safe home.... the angel of light you have taken my soul and my heart... i would never wish more in my life ... not my soul my life i dream of someone who knew me for me and i got a dark angel who ribbed me down to my knees but befor she could kill what i have left you picked me up and slow me heaven ... i would like to keep you forever... but i know if i have to let you go i would i may cry i may not make it tho ... but i know sometime when you love something you have to let it go to that day i will hold you close love you like no other could just a dark soul trying to fine my way in the red sea of hell .. you make me smile like no other befor u... you make me dream warm dreams once again ... to hold you when i sleep if this is a dream please oh please no one wake me this dieding angel want to died in your arms my soul is safe now just remeber my angel of light im here
I hate the winter cause if the cold,wierd hey cause i love to snowboard and i love snowflakes i just hate the cold. :P
Mental Masturbation
Seep deep into every crevice of my head, Fill it with thoughts of us screwing in bed, I see you sucking me, enjoying me, engulfing my imaginaton! This lustful, sinful thought is what I call mental masturbation Taking my brain to heights and all the nerve endings tingle I'm excitingly back to the days when I am single Mental Masturbation makes my head spin, Mental masturbation is a totally unnoticable sin, So I pretend to sit at my desk at work, But the truth is mental masturbation is drivng me beserk No one knows, I'm 900 miles away In a lustful fantasy land reliving our Rendezvous from the other day. Sweet Mental Masturbation My Love!!
Gorgeous Friend
Hey Everyone!! My GORGEOUS Friend Bobbi Is In The Hottest CherryTap Girl Contest!!! She Needs LOTS Of Comments..PLZ GO SPAM HER FOR AWHILE!!...She Defiently Deserves To Win..Go Show Her Some Love Please Thanks Lovlies x0x0x -Ash Music Video:THE QUEEN AND I (by Gym Class Heroes)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone
This Is Also Nsfw
Warning do not read if you hate sexually explicit Poems ! PHYSICAL LOVE Resistance is futile when lost in the rush passions entwined rapture, breathless and hushed lost in the mixing of your sent with mine your sweet deep kisses are euphoria divine electric intensity at the feel of your touch never has my passion been this much I desire more my thirst yet unquenched I drink in you beauty my lust is drenched in the juices of love shared by the fire two become one in the dance of desire moving to the beat of our quickening pace pressing together as sharing the same space low moans become louder as breathing is intense ecstasy's shudder racks you with waves and suspense as to the coming orgasm you rush to the goal I feel you convulse around my hardness as you loose control I can't wait any more I keep driving hard and fast I need the release I don't know how much longer I can last I feel it coming and it is beyond belief it pounds me with pleasure it brings m
One For The Wives Out There
Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules, limiting access to flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9 but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and HouseCleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. Signed: Desperate Wife ---------- REPLY --------- Dear Troubled User: Keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command: C:/I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications: Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to
ok so i am a guy who gets turned on by a woman having an orgasm on me. i cannot get off if i don't have that happen,which is rare but happens; so my favorite is to give a woman oral and please her twice before i even begin intercourse. Should i change if i have a girl who doesn't like oral for some odd reason?
Bed Time - Again, Lol
I'm going to bed. For real this time. I just got off the phone with an old friend of mine, and I'm so emotionally drained from talking to him, that I dont even want to see this place for the rest of the night. Hope you all have sweet dreams. Buried at
New Night
I think ill move along before the night closes in and ill be singin that same ole song about a man and his gin I feel the coldness from your eyes I see fear inside as you pass me by remember when we sat and sang that song about makin love and a love so strong but now the past is gone and the end is here Ill be happy to say goodbye to this year Ive got a new song now and a new guitar im singin by myself under the stars i think ill move along before the night ends ill be singin a new song before the night closes in
i have no idea how to use this thing! haha. defintely different than myspace but still in some ways.. similar. idk. i'm confused.
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Hey Everyone
hey y'all .....i live in texas and i'm new to this whole cherry thing....i'm engaged to a wonderful man. i'm bisexual so really i'm only lookin for cool people to kick it with and/or be friends with.... anyone interested?
To All My Cherry Friends..
good nite and sweet dreams all my friends...hugzz and big dragonlvr kisses......
lol idk just felt like makein one for no reason at all so its my first one here lol not sure what its for but if you got me then fine if not drop an add peace
Why Is It Soooo Hard?
Why is it much harder for a guy like me to meet women or most importantly have sex or one night stands? All you women have to do is dress up and walk into a place and you have every guys attention. Guys like me we have to work at getting your attention and being a short overweight guy that is very hard to do. Everyone keeps telling me to just be myself, but if I can't interact with a women how the hell will she know I'm a nice guy or whatever? I am just so sick of seeing couples and everyone getting some everywhere I look. Well thanks for listening to me rant!
I'll Never Reform My Thoughts (don't Try To Make Me)
"Don't remember me in daisy-dream dresses, reality-wrecked trails of mascara, and the utterings of star-stapled syllables," I want to growl beneath my breath as the world spins me insane with monsters that thrive on the shadows of anger and hearts that quit beating decades ago (when a thousand goodbyes have speckled my dimples depressed and left me pondering how it could be that the sunrises of tomorrow promise nothing new) "Don't recall me in tones that don't fit me, make-believing I'm worth more than a dust-monkey's tail when my lips have dropped nothing but lies," I want to share with the ears that will listen as I'm stripped of all will to survive the storm beneath shoulders weighed down with echoing heartaches and paranoias of the creatures that lurk in the past (because I lose my breath when the nightwhispers start, and I can't hear myself in silences if I've been blinded by unmovable hands) "Don't you dare bring back the
How Can I Promise Forever (when I Know It's Just A Lie)
I could promise you forever as I stuttered through hellos we've said one too many times while avoiding the fallings of goodbye from our tangled, twisted tongues, but we both know promises snap like thread when faced with fates that might come true and I can't lie to you when your eyes are twinkling smiles across my cheeks. Truth be told, I don't know what to think when it seems that hearts fail just as easily as alcohol-dependent livers when words are whiplashed from the tonsils to break upon the eardrums, but at the same time that stars are shooting through the sky with all the couples torn apart by spiteful sentences, souls separated mere moments before the plunge have linked their fingers through someone else's palms and are claiming they have found eternity in the constellations of another's midnight canvas. And I don't know what to tell you when it would appear that moving on has become as simple as the art of adding two and
Do Me A Favor...and End This
You said goodbye, allowing the word to slide from your tongue, making it obvious you'd said it before. Bent out-of-shape with departure, you leaving prematurely molded my already mangled vertebrae into never-ending knots. Walking on one hand and my head, I find it difficult to hold my chin up, preferring to shadow my eyes from the sun. Memory's distorted phantom, invisible within the dungeon of my brain, plays hop-scotch across thoughts and echoing moments. With the stone lying between "forever" and "always", you skipped over your promises and landed directly on "leave". As your glowing aura faded to mist, my deadened heart leaped from chest to concrete, splitting the way Humpty Dumpty must have. I've forgotten how to dream in techni-hued rainbows, though the black and white raindrops, falling from water-logged lashes, taste faintly of broken blooms and cold clouds. When you left, you took c
wonder what some people think the meaning of friends or making new friends are...well i know what it means...and knowing that..i dont think that ill be rating much of anything on here..there might be a couple of people i would do that for..but thats about many times have you took time to thank someone for rating a pic,or prove to myself a point..i took over 2 hours just to do that..rate pics,blogs,stahes,etc..and i think maybe i got 1 thank you..friends?..maybe to the 1 thanks i got...but thats about my question is cherry tap all about making friends or is it just a race to see how fast one can climb the cherry ladder...i know who i am,what i am,what makes me tick,..i think there might be 3 on my list that has took time to find some of that out..bottom line...take time to find out who i am..and if im not friend material..then PLEASE do me a favor and leave the comments for someone else...
Plan A Goal And Seek It Through!
Okay so I am going to pick my goal for today and I will need some help from all my friends, family, and fans. I have 4499 more points to go to become an EPIC cherry. So I will be out there rating and commenting as much as I can today, but PLEASE return the favor to me also and PLEASE help me reach my goal. MMFWCL baby girl~~Juggalo family~~@ CherryTAP PLEASE repost for me!
Good Mornign
Good Morning loca_chula2000 I see you are up to par on your stalking. Are you enjoying all that you see and read. Good, I am so glad for you. LEAVE ME can you read that clear enough. Quit checking my profile out. Quit checking MY HUSBAND's profile out. LEAVE US THE HELL ALONE. The police said that is considered stalking. Go away..get the pic...go away now.
Good Morning!
Morning all you happy ppl!
To Myself
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from I can't believe I'm 30 today
Private Messages
Was just sitting here thinking ( as I am sending some private emails )how many people are actually sending emails all over this place??? Think about the 50 zillion comments ya see each day and then mulitply that by 200 for how many emails people are sending each other!!! Must have some great computers for servers here... Speaking of servers -- where are my Cherry Babes when I need one!!!!!!!!!! :) I love a woman to serve me.... Filet of Breast Cherry Pie :)
My Moon
it is anther beautiful day with you my angle i wake up today with ur eyes how much they beautiful how much i love u hello cherries i missed all of u it just i feel some thing special inside my heart and i want to say i love all of u my friends so i write some thing for all of u i wish u all doing well i love all of u and i wish i have to take care about all of u but iam so far but i think my heart with all of u iam so happy cause i have all of u my friends i think u all helping my life here thanks from full my heart and thanks to u my princess always u with me 3 b w trible_xxx-alfa-fox-99
Pissed Off
This family is ridiculous. How can adults be just stepped all over be a freaking 14 yr old girl. This whole fiasco started about a month ago when my cousin Amber and her mom got into a fight and Amber decided that she just wasnt going to live at home with her mom anymore and went and lived with my grandparents and since she has our aunt wrapped around her little finger my aunt pressured my grandparents into letting amber stay with them and that her own mother couldnt take her home. So her mom did try to make her move back home but amber threw such a fit that she said if she was forced to move back home shed run away and theyd never find her. Personally I wouldve taken her home and if she ran away then I wouldve just let the police find her and put her in DH. YOU DO NOT LET YOUR CHILD TELL YOU WHERE THEYRE GOING TO LIVE. So now its been a month... Ambers been suspended TWICE has had numerous aftershcool detentions and has failed the first semester of school and now has to retake it agai
Im Not Dead
just havent been online much for those of you who care
JURY DUTY SCAM: This has been verified on (link listed below) and by the FBI (their link is also included below). Please pass this on to everyone in your address book. It is spreading fast so be prepared should you get this call. Most of us take those summons for jury duty seriously, but enough people skip out on their civic duty that a new and ominous kind of scam has surfaced. Fall for it and your identity could be stolen, reports CBS. In this con, someone calls pretending to be a court official who threateningly says a warrant has been issued for your arrest because you didn't show up for jury duty. The caller claims to be a jury coordinator. If you protest that you never received a summons for jury duty, the scammer asks you for your Social Security number and date of birth so he or she can verify the information and cancel the arrest warrant. Sometimes they even ask for credit card numbers. Give out any of this information and bingo! Your identit
We lie in bed wrapped in each others arms, whispering of love and need. We embrace,come together,,join our bodies and seek that sweet release. Our souls intertwine as we come alive,heartbeats in rythm, breaths mingle;we are one. As passion peaks sharply,there is love,we float back to earth. I hear as I drift off to sleep,your softly spoken, Goodnight love and I smile as I begin to dream. 7/3/2006
Feed Up
ok thats it i am completely done !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tell Her
How Can You Ask Someone To Marry U If Your Not Divorced Yet!!! I Don't Get It
< Back home | Subscribe | rss | add to blog group | sign out Jenn Last Updated: Dec 5, 2006 Send Message Instant Message Email to a Friend Subscribe Invite to My Blog Gender: Female Status: In a Relationship Age: 25 Sign: Pisces City: Middleburg State: FLORIDA Country: US Signup Date: 03/21/06 Who Gives Kudos: Evee (2) Tuesday, December 05, 2006 Missing Him!!! Current mood: busy Well, last night was my first night in 4 months that I did not spend it with my wonderful boyfriend. I have decided that I don't like this new job and I think he might have to quit so he can be home with me. I talked to him for a while last night and I know he hates it as much as I do. He is so cute. He tells me ever few minutes that he misses me. He is trying so hard to get me to go out on the road with him. Unfortunately with my job it's hard to take the time off and just go. At least he will be home on weekends. I can't wait for F
Good Vs Evil.
hey all come show some love please....i'm on the evil side, u can rate once and comment as many times as ya like, both will b added up in the end......PLEASE show some love wld be appreciated unless u'r just to chicken. heres the direct link click on the pic and show the love *wink*
Does anyone ever question where life is taking you? Something most people dont know is my biggest fear is not being in control of my enviornment or situation. But when you really look at life, do you have any control at all? Im not a strong believer in God, and i really dont believe in fate. It just seems that no matter what i want to say, my body acts on its own accord. I dont know, maybe im just stoned o_o. lol anyways peace
Whats A Gurl To Do ?
Gah ok first lemme start out by sayin this is my first blog on Ct so forgive any goofiness lol Anyways I have one question for the guys out there ,....... If ur wife is runnin a pretty much succsesful bussiness WHYYYYYYYYY do some of yall ( yes SOME NOT ALL ) but SOME....... preceede to put their noses in it and mess up my books n payroll and everyyyyyyyything GRRRRRRRRRRRRR Im so mad right now I coud spit nails and build 3 houses okies well Im sure noone wants to hear ranting ........... A nyways Im new to Cherrytap ad so far just loveing it!!!! drop by see me n rate me = ) Jamie (Mistafied1)
To All My Friends On Lostcherry
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Danger Ranger!
Oh, dear! I'm out of cough drops. That's just as well. Now's an excellent time to start living off of food and whatnot. It's just somewhat difficult to eat when one seemingly has a lung perpetually lodged in one's throat. I don't know. Maybe a plunger would work. A new plunger, mind you. We're not going for the whole "used/icky" deal. P.s. I'm currently discussing a super personal bit of fluff with one of my online pals. Who woulda thunk it?
My Alterego Jorge...
I'm waiting for my vintage car to warm up. I estimate about three hours of being able to blog... A fresh layer of pure, white snow on the ground this morning. Then I enter the yard and muck it up with filth and deep scars in my wake. My legs itch. Not a normal itching sensation either. I scratch them and my skin falls off then they itch even more. Before the day is over I should be all muscle and bone from the waist down. So I've already called work once this morning to check up on my store and see how things are going without me. Maybe I should have put this much attention into my failed relationships...nah. They gave me three hours off this morning, but as soon as my car is warm I'm headig in to work already. They tell me I'm married to my job, but the way I see it I'm a reverse vampire whoremonger: I spend all day with my job and leave my mark everywhere I can then, when it's quitting time, I punch out and disappear faster than Mel Gibson's fans. Alright, my wireless t
Words That Spew From Your Mouth
I sit and listen to all the lies that spew from your mouth. they flow like honey from you sweet and smooth. You cant help yourself even though it is destroying all happiness you have. One lie comes then another and another. Each one easier than the last to flow past your lips. I sit and i listen and i never say a word about what goes through my mind. Even when i know it is only lies spewing from your mouth i hold my tongue. If you want to lie so be it. In the end when your not expecting it your lies will come crashing down on your head and all will learn the truth of how you are.
Pig Tossing Incident Costs Man Big Bucks
Pig tossing has the police stumped in West Point, Miss. Kevin Pugh, 20, was fined $279 this week for tossing a 60-pound pig over the counter at the Holiday Inn Express on Nov. 12. West Point Police Lt. Danny McCaskill said, "It must be some redneck thing." McCaskill said no one was hurt, including the pig. He said it's silliest thing he's ever seen. Pugh pleaded guilty Tuesday in city court to a charge of disturbing the peace. There's no evidence intoxication was a factor. McCaskill said Pugh called the incident a prank. It's the second recent pig throwing and fourth animal tossing incident in town. Two of the incidents involved possums. MY TAKE: The one thing I love above all else when it comes to the human race is that there is an endless supply of stupidity to draw from. I've heard of pitchers lobbing balls at batters Ive heard of people throwing shoes, coins, and batteries at each other but a PIG?!?!? Ive seen alot of crazy shit in my lifetime but I have NEVER seen someone
Support Global Warming
It is time we face facts ... Gas prices are way too high and the only way to use less is to be warm ... Global warming has advantages too ... no more going to the beach it will come to you... think of the savings in gas .... so next time you hear global warming look for the positives ... right now it is ten degrees outside ... think about it !
The 343 That Lost Ther Lives That Horrible Day
THE FOLLOWING IS A LIST OF FIREFIGHTERS AND RESCUE WORKERS THAT NEVER MADE IT HOME AFTER RESPONDING TO THE BUILDING BOX IN NEW YORK CITY 9-11-2001...NEVER FORGET. Joseph Agnello, Lad.118 , Lt. Brian Ahearn, Bat.13 Eric Allen, Sqd.18 (D) Richard Allen, Lad.15 Capt. James Amato, Sqd.1 Calixto Anaya Jr., Eng.4 Joseph Angelini, Res.1 (D) Joseph Angelini Jr., Lad.4 Faustino Apostol Jr., Bat.2 David Arce, Eng.33 Louis Arena, Lad.5 (D) Carl Asaro, Bat.9 Lt. Gregg Atlas, Eng.10 Gerald Atwood, Lad.21 Gerald Baptiste, Lad.9 A.C. Gerard Barbara, Cmd. Ctr. Matthew Barnes, Lad.25 Arthur Barry, Lad.15 Lt. Steven Bates, Eng.235 Carl Bedigian, Eng.214 Stephen Belson, Bat.7 John Bergin, Res.5 Paul Beyer, Eng.6 Peter Bielfeld, Lad.42 Brian Bilcher, Sqd.1 Carl Bini, Res.5 Christopher Blackwell, Res.3 Michael Bocchino, Bat.48 Frank Bonomo, Eng.230 Gary Box, Sqd.1 Michael Boyle, Eng.33 Kevin Bracken, Eng.40 Michael Brennan, Lad.4 Peter Brennan, Res.4 Capt. Daniel Brethel, Lad.24 (D) Capt. Patrick Bro
Living In 2006
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2006 when... 1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. 7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. 11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : ) 12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 13. E
Redneck Ghost Story!!!
REDNECK GHOST STORY A professor of paranormal phenomena at the University of Arkansas is giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands. "Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands. "That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" 15 students raise their hands. "That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raise their hands. "That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?" One student way in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He takes off his glasses, takes step back, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has
Dear Friends
I again want to apologize for not showing the love you all deserve but i have been busy most of you know My husband and i are raising five kids and with the holidays here its hectic. So i have only been on is spurts. Please forgive me when it gets a little less hectic i will show you all the love youve been missing Erin
I Hope Everyone Has A Good Christmas
Today was a waste of perfectly clean clothes! I went to work...Worked maybe an hour or so..."Kath..You can go ahead and go on home today..Its really slow!"..I was happy about leaving though!! Its f'in colddddddddddd out there. Its been snowin like a real bytch. My hair was CRUNCHY and popsicle(ish) and frozen from waiting outside for a bus for 25 minutes. Old Man Winter needs to leave and go some place else! Worst part when Rush Hour hits this evening...the snow is supposed to be even worse. UGH!! Oh well...I'm home and warm(ish.... So I'm going to try and get to as many peoples pages today...Hopefully I'll get a good amount visited. If I don't get to yours today, I'm sorry. I'm only one person.
Cradle Of Freaking Filth!!!!
Ok so this space was reserved for another rant but I just received some of the best news musically that I think I've ever gotten. Cradle of Filth is embarking on a US tour in the first few months of 2007 hitting Detroit Feb 2nd. No big deal there HOWEVER I was just informed by the VP of the online music site that I write for that I have been granted a SIT DOWN INTERVIEW with Dani Filth a few hours before the show. Stay tuned cradle fans if you are lucky some of you might get to see it before it even gets posted.
The Day Every Parent Regrat
on July 25,2005 my son and his mother's friend were out walking in North east Minneapolis,Minnesota. there was a gang be hide them in a park and then there was a car that drove by at a high speed and someone started shooting and my son was a victim in a drive by shooting. My Son Jacob die on the way to the hospital. on November 11,2005 we bared My son Jacob Richard Till If he was alive today he would have been 6 year old today is is birthday.
How Do You Feel?
How do you feel? It may seem that the way you feel depends on how things are going in your life and in the world in general. Yet the exact opposite is true. The way things are going in your life depends on how you choose to feel. Your feelings are your most sincere expectations. Every part of your life picks up on those expectations. Your thoughts, your actions, your words, and the results that come from them all take their cue from the way you feel. Some people see a challenging situation and feel dismayed. Others will see the same exact situation and know that they can choose to feel energized and inspired. Life does not arbitrarily impose itself on you. Rather, through your feelings, you select which of life's many offerings you wish to accept. How do you choose to feel about things? Whatever it is, that is the way your life will play out. -- Ralph Marston
Shes Like The Wind!
Woot! A real daily blog! Oh oh howd that happen. Well lets see i called out of work cause i was sick this morning. I didnt get much sleep last night. Tis why youre getting a blog. Haha. So first off im gonna post a video at the bottom, and its gonna have a guy in it, whos got the orgasimic "fuck me" eyes. SERIOUSLY though. When you look at him its like you could look in those eyes all day and just be like fuck me. Haha. Hes deffinetly fucking gorgeous. And another one is mario vazquez. His ass is just totally fucking roar. Hes one that when he moves his hips youre whole body wants to move with his. Okay lets move on now :P Wheres my stalker! He hasnt called me :O oh no! Haha. -insert giggle here- Okay so im gonna tell you all the sweetest girl on here, seriously hands down she is awesome. And i love her and im going to steal her lil man haha. *ANGEL~BABY*ģô PLZZ RATE MY PROFILE TO SEE MY PIX..TY@ CherryTAP Go add her. Rate her. Show her love. she deserves it more
Warning: getimagesize( 404 Not Found in /home/www/quizilla/htdocs/codepastes/showQuiz.php on line 376 What color is your soul?(9 results) Blue....Your soul is very smart and quiet at make quick calculations and judgements about people.Everything has to be up to par in your are very judgemental and self ritcheous even though that tends to be what you hate most.Your a very nice person willing to help others in most see fitting that is.You love literature and books....knowledge is one of the most important aspects in your life..When you have a book there are endless possiblities and that is what you love.Knowing so much you tend to come off as a know it all..but you arent you just LOVE information.Your good traits are that you are smart and calm and easy to get along with.The downside is that you tend to be very hypocritical when it comes down to it..though we all are.Your best feature i
What I Was Born With
I was distorted with a disorder called FAE what most of you are asking what does FAE stand for well it stands for Fetal Alcohol Effects. The disorder Fetal Alcohol Effects is cause by someone drinking a lot of Alcohol while that person is pregnant. My life for 23 years has been a challenge everyday. I can have mental function problems where I will sometimes lie to make people believe I am not that fucked up But to tell the truth I am not fucked up people normal judge me by my cover and don't try to understand or know me as who I am inside my head. But then I met someone who wanted to get know how I am on the inside of my body and I love her with all my heart and soul. She knows who she is if she reads this Blog
Crazy Broad
I knew she was nuts by the look in her eyes. Also, the way she was screaming at flying monkeys that only she could see was a good clue as well.
If Only
If only i could find a way to say the words I've kept for a long time Oh if only i could stay to make you Feel the way i do With us not parting i can If only i could let you know I love you so Oh i love you so much Oh if only i could find a way To say it easily Oh god, please let it be If only we could have more time To learn, to love, to know our feelings If only time could slow down and in every minute We are in each other's arms Oh if only Oh if only i can
Back In Hell
hey all, its been a while since i have written, i just got back to iraq from my 15 days of R&R. it was sutch a beautyful trip. holding my little girl every day, my little girl walking up to me and raising her arms, giveing me hugs and kisses. it amazes me just how smart she is. she is only a 19 months old, but she already helps put her toys away when she is done with them, she knows you have to turn a door knob to open the door (most of the time she isnt strong enough to do it, but she knows) she knows that the one thing in the pots and pans cubbard that she can play with is the folding steamer thing, and that is the only thing she will grab out of there when she goes in it. seeing some of my friends amazed because she will put her toys back when she is done with them, she usaly has to be told to do it, but she knows where they go and will do it. my friends are amazed because their six year olds usaly need more prompting than she does. it was hard the last three times i had to
Shit That Pisses Me Off
Look at your garbage can....go ahead...go look at the one in your kitchen. Is it a 13 gallon type can??? Probably is. Mine is too. Now, take out a fresh trash bag. Open it. Notice anything or am I the ONLY ONE who can't figure out WHY THE HELL the SOBS who make the 13 gallon trash bags to "FIT" the 13 gallon trash can, make the freakin' bags WIDER INSTEAD OF TALLER....if they did, THEY WOULD ACTUALLY FIT THE FREAKIN' CAN AND STAY UP!!!!!!!!!! DAMN, THAT SHIT PISSES ME OFF. So either someone needs to start making little, short fat garbage cans or think longer and harder about the effienciency a trash bag should be providing.
Prayer For Those Who Are Contemplating Suicide
O God of eternal life, bless all who contemplate taking their own life. Grant them peace from the internal fears and doubts, from the turmoil of failures, from the pain and suffering in their souls. Endow them with hope for the days ahead, courage to make new beginnings, and love to strengthen their resolve to live. In Jesus' Name,the one who beleives we were worth dying for, Amen
Which Movie..
Which movie best define your current relationship? The NotebookDefinitley in love. Both of you admire each other deeply and cant keep your hands off each other. This relationship is filled with romance and yet when problems occur both of you overcome them quickly. Take this test
Having Mum For Dinner
HAVING MUM OVER FOR DINNER You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one......... Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was. Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Stephanie, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs. Hester started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Stephanie than met the eye. Reading his mum's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Stephanie and I are just roommates." About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure." So he sat down a
Aids Awareness
well tomorrow i have to stand in front of the 9th through 12th grade along with kwmane and give an assemble presentation so i hope that i don't fuck up that would sux so wish me the best of luck i guess xxx star xxx
Are We Meant To Be
Are you and your partner really ment for each other you guys are a difinite matchyou are so in love with him and he is head over heels in love with you..what more can i say.your relationship is the true meaning of the word love...100%:match made in heaven. Take this test
Classic Bombshell...
What Classic Bombshell Are You? Marilyn MonroeYou are Marilyn Monroe! You are a true sex goddess. Men want you and women want to be you. Your body is flawless and you are the epitome of beauty. You love being in front of the camera and it shows. Take this test
The Best Chrismas Tag Contest!
> > > > > > > > > > CHRISTMAS TAG CONTEST > > > > > > Im having another contest for the best Christmas Tag designed by you! > > > > Koogerbabe~ RIDER ~@ CherryTAP > > > > Lets see how creative you can be. > > The contest will start > > Fiday December 8th at 12:00pm EST > > and finish > > Sunday December 10th at 8pm EST > > > > 1st prize will be a Mens ring or a Ladies Diamond ring > > 2nd prize 5000 CB gift and > > 3rd prize 3000CB gift > > > > If you're interested in participating > > in the contest please send me your > > Christmas Tag in a pm. > > Winner will be the one with the most comments > > GOOD LUCK > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
Inner Angel
What's Your Angel Seeking For? .:BEAUTIFUL Anime Pics AND Music!:. IndependenceYour angel seeks for freedom. Your angel is part of you. Thus, you are the kind of person who values your indepence than most things in this world. Don't get angry if I'm wrong, but you may be a pained person. Problems in your life have caused you to be depressed, or, shall we say, greatly saddened. You may have lost hope many times, but you still manage to keep your independence. You don't listen to anyone but yourself. People may look at you in a "different" way, but inside, you want all the pain to stop, but you have a hard time expressing it. I wish you well!Please Rate and Message!Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
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Heels Test
You scored as Violent. You are violent. To you there is nothing better than a good spank. You like scratching and biting 'cause that's what people are for.Violent100%Hot94%Exciting63%Soft56%Wet50%Shy38%Sweet19%Awkward6%What is your sexual style?created with
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I'm On A
You scored as Biting. When it comes to being kinky, your biggest turn on is biting. You love the ectasy of teeth sinking into your flesh, and are probably willing to return the favor. Sex just isn't sex without using your teeth.Chains/Handcuffs100%Biting100%Bondage75%Whips67%Blood42%Blind Folds42%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with
To All
I just wanna let you know that I'm very happy to be here, please give me sometime to figure things out an I will show some love like you wouldn't again for all that ya'll have sent me so far, I enjoy having new friends!!!
Just a note, if you aren't watching 'Dexter' on Showtime you are missing out. In my opinion it is the best show on the air right now.
Last Day For Round One Sexiest Southern Gurl Contest
Something started by a jealous fool who cant help themselves but think of you they want the life you lead today while they go out and party everyday You work so hard to get to the top and they want all that you've got they spread little lies around town until they realize you'll soon find out they are supposed to be your friend through thick and thin but they don't know what a true friend is you have always been there to help them out i've always given her the benefit of the doubt they know all your secrets and twist them around they cant help but want to be you somehow usually slutty and whorish out of spite she's slept with more guys than i have thats right in a 6 month span shes slept with 10 in a 8 year span i've slept with less than that she shows up at your house when your mans home alone and waits to be shocked until you get home shes no longer welcome in my house.... thats right bc she decided to start telling nasty rumors one night
You scored as Fire. Sometimes people are afraid to approach you, either because of your reputation, how you look, or how you act. People under the \"Fire\" category often tend to stand out from the crowd. Either being very loud and bossy, or dressing extremely. Either way all Fires make excellent friends and would stand up for them no matter what. At first you may seem hard to approach but everyone who knows you, would hate to lose you. You can be posessive and clingy but a lot of people like it that way! You often prefer touch, like hugs or using your hands while you talk. You feel it expresses what you feel better than words. (I totally agree with you on that!)Please Tell me what you think! Negative feedback VERY welcome! Tell me how to fix it! :) Fire69%Darkness63%Earth63%Light44%Ice44%Air31%Water31%What Element Are You? (BOY+GIRL ANIME PICS & DETAILED ANSWERS)
Two Songs For Victoria.
Victoria, my dear, these are for you. Stock Trading | Video Hosting | Funny Videos | Secrets Lyrics: u ne la nv i u we tsi i ga go yv he i hna quo tso sv wi yu lo se i ga gu yv ho nv a se no i u ne tse i i yu no du le nv ta li ne dv tsi lu tsi li u dv ne u ne tsv e lo ni gv ni li squa di ga lu tsv he i yu ni ga di da ye di go i a ni e lo hi gv u na da nv ti a ne hv do da ya nv hi li tsa sv hna quo ni go hi lv do hi wa ne he sdi Stock Trading | Video Hosting | Funny Videos | Secrets Lyrics: Cherokee Morning Song Wi Na De Ya Ho Wi Na De Ya Wi Na De Ya Ho Ho Ho Ho He Ya Ho
My Goal May Have Too Far Fetched
Well i don't know if i am going to make my goal today, cuz i reached my picture rating limit and my stash rating limit for the day, so I will try to get more comments out to my friends. I am not too worried reaching my goal today, because I know i will have tomorrow or the next day or the next day to reach. Much Love to all that have came by my page and rated my pics and stash items.
New Friend
My new Friend.. Pretty cool guy.. only four pics go rate them add him and fan him.. lets show him some cherry loving!! Mr. E@ CherryTAP
Going To Doctor
i look like a chimpmunk now
Ok People Lets Get This Rocking
Ready to get down and dirty lets have a blast and lick some cherries aye
"placebic Phallicies"
"Placebic phalicies" -------------------- -Glimmering devilish eyes, Sends a shivver down my spine. Luscious diamond glossed lips, Sending your libidoed senses through my mind. Difficult to neglect when I can see down inside, Your pupils dilate with careless accent, And yet you walk with your sexual conceded pride. Second glances, Acceptance for further advances, All sins begin with this irridescent moment. Subliminal movements, Chemical structuralization, A phalic symbolism runs this embalming moment. Drowning in feminism, Gasping for a true exposure, An item is lost, But yet, the moment hasn't begun, Lying gracefully, Lying with that look in your mestrual eye, Your devilish cries greet with an exotic smile. Silky to the touch, A beautiful curiosity lay before my eyes, This first touch lasts an eternity, As the lips of sexual sin, I slowly creep between your thighs. Liquid soaked mind games keep running through my mind, A
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Flatulence Forces Plane To Land
NASHVILLE, Tenn. (AP) - An American Airlines flight was forced to make an emergency landing Monday morning after a passenger lit a match to disguise the scent of flatulence, authorities said. The Dallas-bound flight was diverted to Nashville after several passengers reported smelling burning sulfur from the matches, said Lynne Lowrance, spokeswoman for the Nashville International Airport Authority. All 99 passengers and five crew members were taken off and screened while the plane was searched and luggage was screened. The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal a "body odor," Lowrance said. She had an unspecified medical condition, authorities said. "It's humorous in a way but you feel sorry for the individual, as well," she said. "It's unusual that someone would go to those measures to cover it up." The flight took off again, but the woman was not allowed back on the plane. The woman, who was not identified, was not charged
Is It Something Evil Or Just My Fears
there was always something wrong in my mothers home but i am so creeped out and scared by it so much. i begining to believe it so. It's been really strange my mother has dementia and its only gotten worse since august and last night my best friend called and this mornin her dog started having seizures for no apperrant reason, though its been said so many times before from my daughters friends and people i bearly know something is very wrong a bad presence something evil.i never really believed and dismissed it it wasn't until i had a ghost that i started to wonder if maybe there is something the ghost is another story but this bad luck started a long time ago . Way before my father died i guess . let me start the history of my story in 1981 my brother robert died they say hit and run but i think suicide. than again in 1986 a 2nd brother anton did commit suicide in our garage that put me over the edge i broke down completely i could not function because of it in 1989 my father died
Free Ebook About Our Favorite Subject - Hemp!
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While Child Predators Walk, Marijuana Consumers Nailed DENTON ó For those of you who retain faith in our justice system, it may shock you to learn that my hometown of Denton, Texas is home to dozens of predators convicted of sex crimes against children 13 and younger, all the way down to age four, who never served a single day in jail. Some of these rapists have been convicted of multiple offenses against multiple children. This same dynamic is occurring across our nation. Sit with that a moment. The system that sentences prostitutes, vandalists, and marijuana consumers to jail might release a convicted child rapist right back into your neighborhood ó as if personal property and morality were more important than public safety, and pilferers and potheads were more threatening than perverted predators. This disparity is not for lack of resources. The United States leads the world in incarceration rates. Thanks to Draconian penalties for consensual crimes (implemented in the name of "p
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What Would Life Be!!!!
What would life be with out friends like thee I'll tell you, like no longer being free. Imagine what life would be so sad and blue To go through life without that special you. And I know we live so far away Through the internet we are like castaways Never get to touch or hug you for this I only pray For some day I hope we can meet To hug and laugh and dance to the beat I know this would be a treat For now this is all I see Is my good friend here with me Just think what life would be Without friends like the
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Spookygirls/chaoschicks/blackmetalbitches Now On Cherry Tap
the spookygirls/chaoschicks/blackmetalbitches are now on cherrytap!! has a bunch of my photowork and much more hehehe ;) join it, check it, comment it, and rub one off to it ;) -kristoff
What American Accent Do You Have?
What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Midland†"You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.The West†The South†Boston†North Central†The Inland North†Philadelphia†The Northeas
Omg I Can't Believe I Made It!
Today was the last day of school!!! YEAH I made it to winter break! Next week is finals week. I have 3 finals to take as I've already taken 2 finals this week. All I have to do now is make it through finals week! Then one more semester at this level and I head off to the professional level of schooling! I am trying to decide if I want to walk to receive my associates, part of me feels yes because I have earned it and the other part feels I should wait until I receive my BS or my MS. Hmmmm..... what to do?!?!?!?! Stac
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Cool Test
This test is based on how cool you were in High School and what crowd you ran with, etc................., but it's still pretty accurate by today's standards. You may want to send it to your friends to see if they've changed. LET'S SEE, ARE YOU A STILL A COOL PERSON? Cool Person Test - Click Link below... )
The Law Of Attraction, Service Related Quotes And My Views On Them
The Law of Attraction We are creating our reality, every moment, every day. There are three elements that go into helping us achieve our goals: our thoughts, our feelings, and our actions. When we understand the law of attraction and consciously use these tools to attract what we want into our lives. Just think of all the possibilities in life, all the potential that is available to each one of us all the time. Empathy ďAll altruism springs from putting yourself in the other personís place.Ē - Harry Emerson Fosdick Itís all about empathy. We are all one. We share so much that we can understand another personís heartache or sorrow. We can relate to each other. We want to do what we can to alleviate pain. This is how service begins. All the Good ďIn the time we have it is surely our duty to do all the good we can to all the people we can in all the ways we can.Ē - William Barclay I believe that it is our duty to serve. I also believe that it is our nature to serve. We ar
Ladies Tattoo Contest!
Ok everyone,I am in a contest,n I need you to rate me,n comment! coment bombing wasn't allowed at 1st,but is now,so hit me up! all votes are greatly appreciated!
What Rock Chick Are You?
Which rock chick are you? (girls only plz, pictures!) Gwen StefaniYou're Gwen, you have your own style and you don't give a fuck what other people think of you. you're into the more pop/rock music, and you have a strange liking for japanese style.. stuff.. good for you :) Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by
Okay I Need Your Help Now
Shall....We....Play.....A......Game!..... I'm playing a game that my blogger buddies are participating in... Sounds let the games begin! Leave your name... 1. I'll respond with something random about you. 2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you. 3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle you in. 4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me. 5. I'll tell you my first memory of you. 6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of. 7. I'll ask you something I've always wondered about you. 8. If you do this you MUST post this on yours. You MUST. It is written. Dare ya...... As always I could care less if you post this to your own blog or not.Just leave your name as a comment and I'll send ya a message with the answers if ya wanna play.Just thought it'd be something fun to do.
Changing Times
what would happen before and after... Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack. 1966 : Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack"s rifle, goes to his car and gets his to show Jack. 2006 :School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers. ++++++++++++++++++++++ Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school. 1966 : Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled. 2006 : Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students. 1966 : Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by Principal. Sits still in clas
Three Days Grace - Animal I Have Become
I can't escape this hell So many times I've tried But I'm still caged inside Somebody get me through this nightmare I can't control myself Someone if you can see The dark inside of me Noone would ever change this animal I have become Help me believe, It's not the real me Somebody help me tame this animal (this animal x's 2) I can't escape myself So many times I've lied But there's still rage inside Somebody get me through this nightmare I can't control myself Someone if you can see The dark inside of me Noone would ever change this animal I have become Help me believe, It's not the real me Somebody help me tame this animal I have become Help me believe, It's not the real me Somebody help me tame this animal Somebody help me through this nightmare I can't control myself Somebody wake me from this nightmare I can't escape this cell This Animal x's 7 Someone if you can see The dark inside of me Noone would ever change t
I Wish I Could Let Go.
I've been so hurt so many times. I'm so afraid he's going to hurt me. That, maybe, he doesn't really love me. I'm afraid all he wants is someone to call forth his mother, to be her and allow their incest to thrive. I am scared. I'm scared of loving for fear of hurt, yet I love him, and I can't let go. I wish I could let go of the pain. Sometimes he looks at me like he hates me. Why? He says he loves me. Does he realize what I've give up for him? I hope he will. Maybe it's just me?
~ngrom~ No Game Ran On Me
I CatCh everything Everyone around tryn'a play me or something Sittin here thinkin my life amounts to nuttin Evil thoughts fill my head i want to start cuttin Never known shit on the planet but shootin If you see it on my hip its a gat im totin Shits got me stressed im trippin im chokin Six seconds away from gettin my gat to smokin Bladesixinch six seconds from my wrists dey pokin My mind is bleedin Blood seepin From the holes in my wrist im keepin Im not gettin played anymore no fleein Gona settle not as a playa its 1 thing im seein Love on the baCC of my mind inside im kiccin And screamin My thoughts be tag teamin On my heart they keep reamin Got love on my mind dont fuCC me over whoever reads this knows the meanin
The Bombing Of Pearl Harbor
People stood peering over the silent water at the sunrise, Little did they know what would soon happen, Suddenly, Japanese planes were flying toward the harbor, Many gasped and ran away from the shore, For some it was too late, All of a sudden, loud crashes and screams were heard, Everyone hid and ducked under tables, People went back outside and saw what had happened, Ships were sinking and planes were on fire, The people were sobbing and some were hurt, many were angry, People weren't ready to go to war, but they did. By Ricky L Back to Student Index
What Would Life Be
What would life be with out friends like thee I'll tell you, like no longer being free. Imagine what life would be so sad and blue To go through life without that special you. And I know we live so far away Through the internet we are like castaways Never get to touch or hug you for this I only pray For some day I hope we can meet To hug and laugh and dance to the beat I know this would be a treat For now this is all I see Is my good friend here with me Just think what life would be Without friends like thee
Writing 3
Scars on the Inside You don't witness my pain But it doesn't mean its not there You think you see me so clearly But I stand in the dark mists of my pain I took the chance on you Thought you might be the one Maybe you could see past it all Shattered soul and twisted fears Scars on the inside I took the chance on you Thought you might be the one I would have given it all to you And asked for nothing in return You will never see me cry I could slowly fade away And you would never comprehend what you once held Shattered soul and twisted fears Scars on the inside But you are like all the rest I could just fade away And you would never know what you once had Your perception of me is so screwed up Just because you don't see the scars Just because you don't see me bleed Doesn't mean a thing You will never see the real me Never see me cry Shattered soul and twisted fears Scars on the inside...
Writing 4
Reflection The dark clouds burst above Sheets of rain like needles I sense you here with me And it makes me tremble And the rain comes pouring down, Its resurrection A reflection of what used to be And Iím just a reflection Damp ground beneath my feet I feel your intense stare I close my eyes, sinking down And I am consumed by you there And the rain comes pouring down, Its resurrection A reflection of what used to be And Iím just a reflection And the rain comes pouring down Its all deception A reflection of what used to be Just a reflection of me Thunder crash and lightening flash Rain and tears upon my face Wash it all away Wash you away And the rain comes pouring down Its all perception A reflection of what used to be Just a reflection of me Rising spirit, ascend the storm My eyes unobstructed now Youíre not there Just a reflection of you And the rain comes pouring down Itís my salvation Just a reflection of what used to be The
( This I Have To Get Off My Chest )
MY PARENTING SKILLS ( This I have to Get OFF my CHEST ) So you all are aware I have two little Girls , and They can be a handful ( like all kids ) But there is a certain person in my life THAT insists on tellin me HOW TO RAISE MY KIDS , What Im doing Wrong and How to Correct them. And the WORST part is this PERSON - Does NOT have Children. ( No offense to anyone of my friends that dont have kids, This is NOT about any of YOU !! ) This Person keeps saying "If they were my kids, they would not be goin to bed past 8pm" or " Theyre Homework would be done as soon as they get home from school" -- Let me just say - All kids are different , and IF youve never been a parent or have spent 24/7 with a child , you should NOT be tellin me what to do with MY KIDS and how PERFECT my kids would BE if they were yours. They are Not yours they are MINE and I will do with my kids as I see FIT . Not How you or anyone else thinks they should BE . Now considering I am a Single Mom and am
Fighting On The Internet.
Someone once told me that. "Fighting on the internet is like competing in the special olympics. Even if you win, you are still retarded." (Before anyone gets upset, it's a quote and I don't mean it as a slam against the special olympics which is a wonderful organization. Jesus, quite sad when you have to clarify so much in a free speech society.) I have seen many people fight on the internet. It's pretty stupid. I mean how does anyone win when everyone else can't tell which one is the idiot? Again, if you are so involved in the internet that you can't stand to hear one thing said against you, it's time to shut off your computer, step out your door, see what else the big wide world has to offer, and get a real life.
Hey Japan!!!! Remember Us Bitch
this is my ship i served on, and she was a BAD ASS--- WE BOMBED LIBYA IN 1986--- this is just another reason why japan cannot have a navy any more In rememberance of pearl harbor
Beer Testing
> > Beer contains female hormones > > > > Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the > > results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female > > hormones in beer. > > > > Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. > > > > The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain > > phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. > > > > To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 > > hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects: > > > > 1) argued over nothing. > > > > 2) refused to apologize when obviously wrong. > > > > 3) Gained weight. > > > > 4) Talked excessively without making sense. > > > > 5) Became overly emotional. > > > > 6) Couldn't drive. > > > > 7) Failed to think rationally > > > > 8) Had to sit down while urinating. > > > > No further testing was considered necessary.
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65 Years Ago Today..
"Mr. Vice President, Mr. Speaker, members of the Senate and the House of Representatives: yesterday, December 7th, 1941 - a date which will live in infamy - the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naval and air forces of the Empire of Japan." "The United States was at peace with that nation, and, at the solicitation of Japan, was still in conversation with its Government and its Emperor looking toward the maintenance of peace in the Pacific. Indeed, one hour after Japanese air squadrons had commenced bombing in the American island of Oahu, the Japanese Ambassador to the United States and his colleague delivered to our Secretary of State a formal reply to a recent American message. And while this reply stated that it seemed useless to continue the existing diplomatic negotiations, it contained no threat or hint of war or of armed attack." "It will be recorded that the distance of Hawaii from Japan makes it obvious that the attack was deliberately pl
Longing for the human touch Desire that I need so much Confusion as to what to feel Lost in all that is not real A fantasy of mind and light Found lacking by so far a sight For I need to touch a flesh so true yet I canít reach out and touch you All I can do is sit and wait Sit for hours second rate Behind the wall of distant glass It drags on slow and never fast Till in this place I see you near The one I always hold so dear The one who touched my heart and mind The one who is the greatest find Now I see there is more I need my heart for one alone does bleed Loneliness does surely grow I wonder if inside you know The hold you do have on me And how these eyes do truly see One I can never ever hold I think of waiting till I am old It would be worth all to hold one time And feel the joy one moment sublime Where I could gaze into those eyes And know the wonder and surprise But this is just what can not do I need the touch from only you By R. Thomas Dinsmore
Gift Game? Shall We? Winkwink
Here's a fun game for everybody-it's called the gift game :) Whoever posts or reposts this bulletin will receive between 0 and 8 gifts depending on how much the reader loves you. Give cherry lips if you want to kiss me Give a rose if you think im pretty Give a shot of something if you wanna party w/ me Give a teddy bear if you like me as a friend Give a dozen roses if you love me Give a private gift if you think im sexy Give a condom if you wanna fuck me Give a V.I.P gift if you think im awesome enough. =D Ok now...on your mark, get set.....GO!!!! And have fun with never know what you'll get :)
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Amazing People Really Do Exist
Someone wonderful bounced into me, on this site, the other day Her name on here is BLicious, and may I say that she is just the sweetest girl on the face of the planet! I know that I'll never get the chance to ever be with her, but, god, what I wouldn't do for the chance.... Even though I just met her This girl, though.... Is truly amazing to me, in every way And, what impresses me most, about her, is that she holds very high standards on how she has men react to her... She doesn't let them just hang all over her... I respect that a great deal UNLIKE SOMEONE ELSE I USED TO CARE ABOUT..... But, thats enough mention about... that I think my new dream fantasy is, now, to go out on the town, dancing with my new girl, B, by my side, all night long... And, then come back to my/our place in the early wee hours of the morn and take the hottest shower evar, together, before we hit the sack, to continue the steamy endeavours until our last bit of energy was spent *Longing,
Fear By Sarah Mclaughlin..(luv This Song)
Artist: Sarah McLachlan Lyrics Song: Fear Lyrics Click here to send Sarah McLachlan polyphonic ringtone to your cell phone. Morning smiles Like the face of a newborn child Innocent unknowing Winterís end Promises of a long lost friend Speaks to me of comfort But I fear I have nothing to give I have so much to lose Here in this lonely place Tangled up in our embrace Thereís nothing Iíd like Better than to fall But I fear I have nothing to give Wind in time Rapes the flower trembling on the vine Nothing yields to shelter it From above They say temptation will destroy our love The never ending hunger But I fear I have nothing to give I have so much to lose Here in this lonely place Tangled up in our embrace Thereís nothing Iíd like Better than to fall But I fear I have nothing to give I have so much to lose I have nothing to give We have so much to lose...
Spirits Of The Dead....
Thy soul shall find itself alone 'Mid dark thoughts of the grey tomb-stone -- Not one, of all the crowd, to pry Into thine hour of secrecy: Be silent in that solitude Which is not loneliness -- for then The spirits of the dead who stood In life before thee are again In death around thee -- and their will Shall then overshadow thee: be still. For the night -- tho' clear -- shall frown -- And the stars shall look not down, From their high thrones in the Heaven, With light like Hope to mortals given -- But their red orbs, without beam, To thy weariness shall seem As a burning and a fever Which would cling to thee for ever : Now are thoughts thou shalt not banish -- Now are visions ne'er to vanish -- From thy spirit shall they pass No more -- like dew-drop from the grass: The breeze -- the breath of God -- is still -- And the mist upon the hill Shadowy -- shadowy -- yet unbroken, Is a symbol and a token -- How it hangs upon the trees, A mystery of m
Origins Of Yule And Christmas--a Wiccan/pagan Must Read
THE SPIRITS AND GHOSTS OF YULE By Montague Whitsel Synopsis: The Winter Solstice has long been associated with ghosts and sprits in Pagan as well as Christian Traditions. "Christmas" has its ghosts, as does the Yule; when there are spirits behind every door and in every closet as well as dancing in the flames of candles and hearth-fires. What are these spirits and who are these ghosts, and why are mortals haunted in the tides of Winter's Solstice? In this article we will explore these questions, becoming acquainted with some of the more traditional Yuletide ghosts in Celtic traditions as well as reclaiming one of the more well-known spirit entities in our secular western "December Holiday" celebrations. We are all familiar with "Christmas" ghost stories from Charles Dickens "A Christmas Carol to Tim Burton's "The Nightmare before Christmas." I have often been asked, though, why there should be ghosts and hauntings at this time of the year when many people want to be focused on f
I'm Not A Lawyer Either
A guy walks into a bar and announces "I hate laywers. They're all assholes." He rants for a while about how he got screwed by laywers and gets hammered. After a while, a woman walks over to him and says, "I've been listening to you go on about laywers and I resent it." He looks at her and says "What should you care if I think all laywers are assholes. Are you a lawyer?" She says, "No, I'm an asshole."
Writing And Poetry
Go Merry Mary go round Drown what you found and so frantically bound A life in the gutter A mine in the coal A heart doesn't flutter When it's dead in the soul Go Mary Merry go round Down on the ground is the safest of sound If death is a doorway He wants a way out Double pained windows Inaudible shout Go Merry Mary go round Drown what you found and run fast into town
December 7th
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This Week's Stuff
So I have been searching very diligently for a job for a few weeks now. I finally am getting some responses from quality companies and am having some good interviews, so that's good! Very good! I should also be FINALLY getting the fiber optic connection hooked up tomorrow and I can't wait to drop kick dial-up back to the cesspool from whence it arose. Unless something happens to delay it until next week. It will be nice to finally see how well CT runs with an ultra-fast connection, dual-core processor, 2Gigs of RAM and a widescreen display. Until then, I have to deal with partially loaded pages, no sounds, and frequent 404s and random disconnects. Have a good evening everyone!
A Very Wry (objective!!?) View Of A Relationship Gone Bad
Its been four months since you gone away. my bed is empty and my heart still feels the pain. I see your pictere in a magazine. i look away still see you starin' at me. i walk the streets at night and theres no one else in my sight but you, in my mind. cause i still love you. buy a ticket to a subway train. a one way token just to end my pain from you. ticket says destination unknown. the car stops and im back at home all alone. with out you. i saw you at a resturant down on 42nd street drinkin' red wine and laughin'. i kept walkin' by myself with a bottle of rye. i dont need you baby. and your foolin' yourself when you say you dont need me. and im lyin' fallin' down in the ally. yeah im lyin' to myself as im screamin'. i saw some chick the other day. she had a smile that looked so cool. it looked like you so i walked away. my eyes are tired but i still look cool. my tears are past and i dont need you.
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Survey As Asked
. Ever punch someone in the face? No but I had a buddy punch me in face after i told him a horse was a nice doggie. 2. How old are you? 37 3. Are you single or taken? taken 4. Eat with your hands or utensils? yes 5. Do you dream at night? yes 6. Ever seen a corpse? yes 7. have you ever wished someone dead? yes 8. Do You Like Bush? the president or in the naughty sense... i think hes an evil man HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 9. Whats your philosophy on life? and death? I think that when i die I am going to turn into dirt 10. if you could do anything with me, and have no one know about it, what would it be? even you? cause that wouldnt be very fun now would it 11. do you trust the police? 12. Do you like country music? no 13. what is your fondest memory of me? when you told me all your dating problems 14. If you could change anything about yourself would you? yes 15. would you date me? yes 16. What do you wear to sleep? bri
More About Me..
Random Facts to know and tell 1.I never read instructions, I prefer it to try things out till it works. 2.I'm afraid of spiders. 3.I don't like the word "Hot". Sometimes people mistake my quietness for rudeness. 4.I can change my mood within seconds. 5.If i'm in a bad mood you'll never notice because I won't show it. 6.I'd rather talk to people online than on the phone. 7.I won't trust you until you prove me that you are worthy of being trusted. 8.I am impatient. 9.I don't like having attention drawn to me. 10.I don't take compliments well (I know that's weird). 11.It embarasses me when people say i'm hot. Music is like my oxygen. 12.I'm short, only 5'1". 13.Most people don't take me seriously. 14.I look younger than I am. 15.I don't like the word "cute". 16.I hate talking about myself. 17.I hate being bored. 18.I'm terrified of heights. 19.I can only sleep when it's cold. 20.I'm musically talented, somewhat. 21.I don't like the word "Hot". 22.It annoy
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My Love
My Love In the darkest of the night hear me call your name. The longing of my heart, As heaven cries like rain. Close your eyes My Darling, My breath against your ear. Whispered words, ďI Love You.Ē My presence, Oh so near. I touch your skin, so gentle. Sweet seduction of our kiss. Darling can you feel it? On wind, love comes as this. Feel my love upon your soul, passions' burning sun. Flash of lightning through the sky. Our hearts now beat as one.
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Kids In Church
KIDS IN CHURCH 3-year-old Reese: "Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I had been teaching my three-year old daughter, Caitlin, the Lord's Prayer for several evenings at bedtime. She would repeat after me the lines from the prayer. Finally, she decided to go solo. I listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word, right up to the end of the prayer: "Le
A Reply To Someone's Journal Entry
She was debating leaving her current life, for a man somewhere's else she, basically, just met, I figure... The following is my advice... My advice is to staaay awaaaay, unless you have known them AWHILE... I have run into many a freak dressed in sheep's clothing... One's, even, that I've known online, for years Do not drop your life for a man... He should be dropping his, for you Women have made enough sacrifices, in history, already, to have to sacrifice their life, to the man, once more Its up to the man, to be a real man, and be the one to step up... Effort is everything!!
For My Sunshine Tawnya
My Sunhine, life can be cruel but when it all comes together there is no moment as sweet. That is how I feel about you entering my life. You have rekindled the flame called love in me. You have given one more reason to look forward to tomorrow. Now, you are a significant part of my life and I look forward to the day when we can make it permanent. I love you so much. I love you for your kindness, for your caring and giving nature, for your beauty - both inner and outer, and most of all I love you because you are you. The fact that you show me who you really are and not what you think I may want. Tawnya, let this letter be a testament to my true feelings for you. The whole world can see and know how I feel for you. I love you, Rudi
More Poetry
In this house I'm a prisoner In my own head In my own room And in my own bed Like circular walks And disfigured clocks These rooms of my doom Harbor pain in the rocks And I look out these windows To see streets that unwind Only to find that they're all in my mind The Calico watches With a penetrative stare She frequently asks me If I'm really there I know that I care And I know that I want To see my reflection In a mirror that I haunt But the truth is I wait For an ambigious date When questions are answered At an alarming rate The depths of the deep The nightmares I sleep The places I go When I'm counting the sheep They wander away Until night turns to day And when light touches them Why I ask them to stay How I hunger for peace In my restless mind And I long for this ivy To relax and unwind Growing fast past my windows And over the roof A prisoned palace Showing me proof That its all so organic And easily torn How fragile the mind When it
Merry Christmas
deer santa: I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Frend, BiLLy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a frigging book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. You get a lawn mower! Santa ++++++++++++++++++++++ Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody! Love, Sarah Dear Sarah, Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? Santa ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do. Love, Teddy > Dear Teddy, Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid, fat mom, who rides his ass constantly? It's time to give up that dream.
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You Guys Are Jerks!
Thanks for not telling me my fly was open all damn day. Rat bastards.
I Would Do Anything For Love.. I'd Run Right Into Hell And Back...
Alright, since life is absolutely pissing me off at the moment, I've decided I might as well give this blogging shit a try. Today was so horrible, that I'm having a hard time even typing right now without breaking the keyboard upon making spelling mistakes. I'm just reaching the end of my lines. I am a VERY understanding, patient guy... But even I have limits. Woke up this morning, and felt a bit ick... No biggie... Then about noon-ish, I started feeling faint. Thankfully, we ended work a little early, and I got to go home an hour and a half earlier than usual. So I came home (a bus, 2 metros, and another bus) feeling like I was about to face plant the whole time. Got home, took a nap to help the feeling pass. Woke up to the sound of my cell receiving a text message. As usual, my hope was that it was from my gf, whome I only get to see on weekends since she's currently 3 hours away on course for another week or so. Well... I'm wishing now that it hadn't been her. To shorten this a
Shadow Tears
I weep. You do not see it. I scream. No one hears it. I boil. Only you know. And they run, coursing my deepest fears, these Shadow Tears. I lock you out. And you break down the door. I push you away. And you bind my arms. I walk alone. Yet you are always there. And they fall, like dead soldiers, until my face molders. These Shadow Tears. I sow seeds of silent remorse. You do not provide the rain. I willingly die of thirst. You force me to drink. I bleed blood that isn't there. You give it name, and substance. And they break away pain that cries and leers, always, Shadow Tears.
I Passed
ok so tonight went to class and i had nto finished my work: ~things had to do~ vocabulary: didnt finsh 80 words reading log for SSR: not sure if i got 40 hrs spelling # 13: nope only got first page done had to do 10 essays from 1-2 pages so i did all 10 and got an A on all of them im very happy excited.. i dont have to do my final im excited.. OH AND i didnt miss any class good..well i try just very excited.... later jessica
hey everyone~! im gonna hold a contest~! its gonna be the cutest hairstyle contest!! it will start as soon as i get 20 entries!! send me a message in my inbox with a link to the pic you would like to use...or just let me know you wanna join. message Krazii K aka Cassandra Lynn for this contest Miss Cassandra Lynn......aka Dj Krazii K....aka Khaki Limbo@ CherryTAP
Don't Let Go
.. width="300" height="290">..> There isnít a single thing I wouldnít do Iíd run to the edge of the world for you Iíd do anything and everything I must Thereís no rationality in true love Imagine the grief when I heard the worst I was unknown to that amount of hurt But I refused to sit and watch idly by Whilst you laid there about to die Donít let go Iíll be there soon And Iíll whisk you away to the moon Just hold on tight, hold on tight Iíll be there to make everything right Donít let go, Donít let go Donít let go, Iíll be with you Only love now rings true Just hold on tight, with all your might Iíll steal you from the numbing fright Donít let go, Donít let go What once was wrong now doesnít matter I just want to hear familiar laughter I just want to escape from all the woe To take your hand away from tomorrow Iím running, running as fast as I can Throughout the fields about the land My sides hurt and my lungs are screaming But itís not as bad as th
Just Part Of My Soul,showing!!
Would you love me even if I wasn't the one!! Would you even care if I told you that your wrong!! Would any of this make sense if you knew the truth!! Would you be so sure of yourself if you knew!! I twist and turn for you!! I ripe out my soul for you, I lie to myself for you!! I know the truth you don't!! Say one thing and do another Show yourself to me!! See how far you can push!! Do you care, for anyone eles, live for anyone eles, die for anyone eles. Or are you so far gone, that you feel nothing at all. I doubt if you burn, yurn, turn for anyone but yourself!!
Two Things
Thanks for all of the good thoughts and vibes! Seriously, my daughter has very much improved over the last two hours. It's amazing what people can achieve together. Secondly, I think I want to finally host a contest. I just can't decide what type of contest to host. Give me some ideas. Some original ideas if at all possible. Thanks! ***kisses*** Sam G'night all!!!!
Please :|
I have and still am giving you my heart...Are you going to brake it or keep it? Please if your going to brake it then end it now so it ownt hurt as bad!But please keep it if your not going to brake it..I really care and love you so much and I cant explain how much!and ill always care and love 4 you no matter what tho.. Love, Mandy
Having To Find All The Programs I Lost
Well.. Another case of Dipshititis !!!! .. I lost all my programs friends have sent me .. If Any of you still have them and are still willing to share . please do .. Theres Lots'a hugs n Smooches in it for ya ;)
i have no idea what im doing lol
The Birth Of A Baby!
Im not a proud grandmother or anything....but I had to stop just long enough to let everyone know. My Grandson was born today December 7, 2006 at 3:29 PM. He weighs in at 7lbs and is 19 1/2 inches long. He is very healthy. We give our thanks, Love and appreciation for the friends and family who were praying the hardest for him last night. I will do further updates as soon as I can take time to type more. Thank you again. Love To All. This is a great day. I hope everyone elses was as good. Thanks you.. Love, Joshua, Sharon and Amber.
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I plan on donating. I admire james as he was on tech tv then moved on to cnet. Any geek or tech guru should know james kim.
Just More Of My Soul
It's early in the morning ,your time of the day. As it rains outside, I hear the echo in my soul. As if the world outside was intune with my insides. It's that time of the year,the time you loved so. As the rain falls, the brids sings. As if they knew what was on my mind. You were the summer brid of my life. Now as if the world was laughing at me. The rain that I love,the brids song that soothed my soul. They all seem empty and worthless to me now. I wish I know how to stop the death in my soul. As it slips from my mind,just like dream that has ended. As I wonder what it was that I had dreamed, the answer does not come. So as I sit here listening to the rain ,my soul go's on dieing. I wish that I could leave this death behiden ,even for a few hours. But at last the gods laugh at me,for even in sleep the death remains. It is as if Death himself, has sweeped me to him. Always close to him ,he keeps my leash tight. I wish he would cu
L0ove Pledge
When was the last time you pledged yourself to your partner? On a piece of paper write out every single thing you would like to promise to bring into a relationship with your current partner. If you are not in a relationship, you can still do the exercise by writing down the things you will bring into your next relationship. When your list is complete, circle one quality or item on your list you'd really like to focus on. Place your list somewhere you can readily see it daily. For the remainder of the week make every effort to improve the thing you circled!
Another Thursday
Music Video:BOULEVARD OF BROKEN DREAMS (by Green Day)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone i was on a hunt for emo songs, and i found one. the one that made me cry was "wake me up when september ends" by green day. i suggest you go watch takes awhile for the music to start but it's good. so, yea...*wipes tears away* sorry, the music video was really me. maybe not to others....ok anyway, today was good. i went thru all of it fine. it went by pretty slow tho. hopefully i'm gettin some high heels tomorrow...hopefully! i need some that will actually stay on my feet. well, zack is takin me and john back to tenley town for starbucks and i can run into payless and get them. john will have to deal wit it...and he can smoke while i go get the shoes. i hope to finally watch "dawn of the dead" tomorrow cuz i dunno when else i'll be able to. mara and i are gonna go ice skating in like...two wednesdays...hopefully everything works out.
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Not Sleeping
Form a word of lust on the tip of your tongue, and stick it out Push it into my mouth Stroke me, coax me, pull me out, excite me, use me up I doubt it Itís 3:30 a.m. and Iím still canít sleep My bodyís screaming at me My head, heart, and groin are hurting me Not a hurt I find very interesting I miss you ya know? I guess it was just novelty to you The first attraction passion that enabled you to keep up But thatís been used up That wasnít novelty to me that was justÖ Me The me I always was The me Iíll always be Youíve become a better you Iím blessed to know someone as generous and giving as you So selfless, and thoughtful, you impress everyone around you Problem is you come home and thereís little there to sink my teeth into Which is a joke because Iím not even allowed to bite you as hard as I want to All your shirts are low-cut, and you worry about what people think No bite marks or hickies And if Iím lucky enough for you to actually have sex with m
Onions And Christmas Trees
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions". "Onions?" The Boy asks. "Yes, you see them and they make you cry." This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree". "A Christmas tree?" The Girl asks "Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration."
I hate that you make me feel something. I hate that you can hurt me so easyly. I hate that I feel more alive with you. I hate that I can't stop thinking of you. I hate that you lie to me everytime. I hate that through all of it I still need you. I hate that you leave all the time. I hate that I dream of you. I hate that you never say I love you. I hate that you run from what you feel for me. I hate how sick and empty I feel without you. I hate that you never let me tell you,I love you. I hate that my heart breaks everytime your not here. Most of all I hate the fact that you make me feel so much hate. No this is not aimed at anyone, just more of my soul sliping out.
This Is Serious...deff. Crying...i Love You In Peace : ...{
lets throw a party on my page like i said i'm bored party time woohooo
New To Cherry
I'm new here and was just checkin out the place.not real sure what the heck to write here so laters:)
*shrugs* I Dunno
Leading with the head Shoulders pushed back This is the stance Of defenseless attack This is the battle march Of a monster called Zac Waiting to get hit So I can hit back Eyes burning of rage Keeping pace like Iím racing And for some asinine reason I donít get why people find me intimidating
I'm only pretending not to care. haha. Just kidding. I really don't care.
I want more points
Woohoo I Love Being 40 Nd In The Ilf Contest..good For The Ego..
My 1st Contest......please Join It...i Have 13 More Spots Available
hey everyone~! im gonna hold a contest~! its gonna be the cutest hairstyle contest!! it will start as soon as i get 20 entries!! send me a message in my inbox with a link to the pic you would like to use...or just let me know you wanna join. message Krazii K aka Cassandra Lynn for this contest Miss Cassandra Lynn......aka Dj Krazii K....aka Khaki Limbo@ CherryTAP
Blow Pops
hell yeah i got a sour apple blow pop all mine all mine *starts licking*
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Let's Role Play
I found this very interesting bulletin a couple days ago that I decided to turn it into a role-play. Hope you all enjoy it. One day a girl asked her boyfriend some questions. She asks them impulsively that the boy couldnít answer her completely. She starts asking him. Do you think about me every night? Nope. Do you always love hanging out with me? Nope. Who else do you think besides me? I donít know. Do you ever enjoy talking with me on the phone? Nope. Would you ever be able to see me from a distance? Nope. Even if I was calling at your name? Nope. Are our kisses even worth more than anything? Nope. Shocked to hear everything bad news to her the girl ran away crying. The boy sighs deeply as he went empty-handed of the day with her feeling down from the girl. As soon as he gets home, he grabs a piece of paper and something to write and started writing.
White Trash Xmas
My Night Just Keeps Getting Worse!!
Well, I just found out that this girl I use to work with somehow found my site online, and has already told people I use to work with all about it. My mom works there too, and told me if I ever did this again, I'm gonna be kicked out. (I went my apt. from my parents) So now, I'm gonna be homeless, broke, and just all around fucked. I know it is risky having a website, but it kills me that this all had to happen right around the holidays. I'm just going to say it again, I hate to beg, but right now I'm in desperate need of money, I just got hired at a new job today but don't start working for at least two weeks or so, the restaurant hasn't opened yet. If anyone can help me, I would so appreciate it, you have no idea. I'm desperate. Please help if you can.
Good Night
good to everyone i'm taking my cold self to bed to my warm covers.. nights ps leave me some lovings so i can wake up and be happy you all know what to do :) night night
Hun.. Think About What You Say Before You Say It... :'(
so.i just read my boy dericks blog on myspace and I'm really sad about it.. like on halloween.. him and a friend vandalized the town they live in which is 30 mins from where i live.. and he got ratted out so he is looking forward to 3 months to 2 years.. but in his blog he said that he wished he never left texas to come here.. and that got me upset and crying because he didn't take into consideration that if he didn't leave texas to come here then he would of never met me and we wouldn't be together.. i know i'm a fucking cry baby as so my brother says.. but it just got me really upset and my mood went from REALLY fucking happy to REALLY fucking depressed.. gosh.... peace people much love! Alex Carter~
I Don't Wanna Be Me
im going to attempt to sleep soon, i have to be up early and it seems i havent been getting a whole lot of sleep lately. today was kinda meh, ok i s'pose. i felt somewhat exhausted half the day, dustin was commenting on how i seemed like a zombie tho i didnt think i was that bad n saying how thatd seem bad when i have a review, but i dont act like a zombie with customers, they had me checking in grocery and running till for 8 hrs straight what do you expect? i didnt move around at all i stood in the same hour the whole time, thats enough to melt anyone's brain staring at a piece of paper and dealing with ppl for 8 hrs with out being able to sit. and i don't do great with morning's the manager is aware that my mind wont wake up before 4 pm. ive told her ill do what ever she needs me to do, ill work whenever but i cant help if my brain feels mooshy all i can day is work around it the way i have done all my life. i may be losing my midnights too because the manager's son is now workin
Fyi: Condoms (seriously Not Everyone Knows This Suff)
It can be difficult to talk about using condoms to your love ones, or teenage children. But ppl shouldn't let embarrassment become a health risk. The person you are thinking about having sex with may not agree at first when you say that you want to use a condom when you have sex. But if you are not going to commit to some one, These are some comments that might be made and some answers that you could try... EXCUSE / ANSWER Don't you trust me? Trust isn't the point, people can have infections without realizing it. It does not feel as good with a condom. I'll feel more relaxed, If I am more relaxed, I can make it feel better for you. I don't stay hard when I put on a condom. I'll help you put it on, that will help you keep it hard. It just isn't as sensitive and I can't feel a thing when I wear a condom. Maybe that way you'll last even longer and that will make up for it. I don't have a condom with me. I do. Putting it on interrupts everything. Not if I he
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Need I say more?
wassup just thought i'll post this to all my peeps, if you would like to conyact me you leave me a voicemail mes at 509-368-7176 would like to hear ya voices we talk but i hear no sound! i would luv to hear you ladies or should i say women voices hit me up! much luv yah!
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A Tribute
This is a tribute to the most wonderful woman on Gods green earth. Her name is Hannah and she is the most precious angel God has ever created. Hannah is not only wonderful in every sense of the word but she is the most beautiful woman that my eyes have ever seen. God definately spent a little more time oh Hannah because she turned out perfect. This angel from Ohio is loyal to her friends and shes also a loyal buckeye football supporter too. Me being from NC finds a bit of fault there but I can live with it lol. Hannah is the very best there is out there. She is like no other and no other even comes close to her. I just wanted to pay tribute to the most wonderful human bein on the face of the earth. I love you Hannah! Youre The BEST!
12:41 Am Friday
as i kill the lights,and the smoke slowly clears from the chamber of my bong,i will driftaway in my bed alone.dreaming of the day,my soulmate lays beside me. sweet dreams all
Bored Lonely
well im bored and lonely. nobody to talk to on here or on yahoo. might just sign off and watch a movie. well if you want to chat just im or email me. bye for now.
A Little Christmas For All Of You:)
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I put up a small vidio of my band godless rising let me know what you think!
Cant Take It
well im sitting here in my room by myself and i cant help but think back to that da my dog passed away. did i do something wrong to lose him? did i do the right thing by letting him go? i miss him so much i cant bear it. i love him and want him back. all this is building up getting a bit teary eyed thinking about it. im so sad right now. i dont know what to do.
Ummm Just Writing
So, I'm new to the whole Cherry Tap thing...and let me tell ya...I have alot of questions! What's the point of "cherry points" or "cherry money"? Is there a light at the end of the tunnel or is it just a popularity thing? It's a cool site...I've met some really cool people, so, I'm not complaining. Ok so, now I am going to introduce myself! My name is Nicole. I live in Houston, Texas and am a hairstylist. I love my job BUT it's not what I want to talk about when off of work. So please don't ask for hair advice! Unless you are paying me of course! I have an extremely laid back personality. I don't care for gossip, confrontation, rudeness, men with long hair, or ketchup on my hamburger! I made a list of what I do like on my profile page. I pretty much get along with anyone....I'm ALWAYS civil anyway. I tend to avoid people who complain alot though. I don't like to ruin my positive aura! Hahaha! Anyway, if you'd like to know more always feel free to contact me!
~~twas The Month Before Christmas~~
Twas the month before Christmas When all through our land, Not a Christian was praying Nor taking a stand. See the PC Police had taken away, The reason for Christmas - no one could say. The children were told by their schools not to sing, About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things. It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say December 25th is just a "Holiday". Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it! CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod Something was changing, something quite odd! Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda. As Targets were hanging their trees upside down At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found. At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and Sea
Will You Stand Proud
will you stand on the highest moutian top , the tallest building to declare your love for me. will you say it with a great shout of joy and pride or will you barely whisper it in a stadium full of ppl when a touch down has been made. Will you SHOUT THIS IS MY WOMAN. THE LOVE OF MY LIFE THE WOMAN I CHOOSE AS WIFE. or will you be slow to say this is who i love and want. will you tell everyone you know of your love for me or will you hide it away like a secret shame. as for me I WILL SHOUT IT AS LOUD AS I CAN FROM HEAVEN ABOVE FOR ALL TO HEAR THAT I LOVE YOU . YOU ARE THE HUSBAND OF MY HEART.
I dont know I am just feeling a little depressed =( oh well.
What Kind Of Stoner Am I?
You are 53% stoner You are a fairly regular stoner. You are probably the kid who is always smoking up at the back corner of the parking lot of your high school. You like experimenting with other stuff Ė although you are too clever to really get addicted to anything. Take this quiz at
I Got A Dog Eat Dog Sly Smile
Loaded like a freight train Flyin' like an aeroplane Feelin' like a space brain One more time tonight Well I'm a west coast struttin' One bad mother Got a rattlesnake suitcase Under my arm Said I'm a mean machine Been drinkin' gasoline And honey you can make my motor hum Well I got one chance left In a nine live cat I got a dog eat dog sly smile I got a Molotov cocktail with a match to go I smoke my cigarette with style An I can tell you honey You can make my money tonight Wake up late honey put on your clothes Take your credit card to the liquor store That's one for you and two for me by tonight I'll be loaded like a freight train Flyin' like an aeroplane Feelin' like a space brain One more time tonight I'm on the nightrain Bottoms up I'm on the nightrain Fill my cup I'm on the nightrain Ready to crash and burn I never learn I'm on the nightrain I love that stuff I'm on the nightrain I can never get enough I'm on the nightrain Never to return
Everybody Needs Somebody
November Rain When I look into your eyes I can see a love restrained But darlin' when I hold you Don't you know I feel the same 'Cause nothin' lasts forever And we both know hearts can change And it's hard to hold a candle In the cold November rain We've been through this such a long long time Just tryin' to kill the pain But lovers always come and lovers always go An no one's really sure who's lettin' go today Walking away If we could take the time to lay it on the line I could rest my head Just knowin' that you were mine All mine So if you want to love me then darlin' don't refrain Or I'll just end up walkin' In the cold November rain Do you need some time...on your own Do you need some time...all alone Everybody needs some time...on their own Don't you know you need some time...all alone I know it's hard to keep an open heart When even friends seem out to harm you But if you could heal a broken heart Wouldn't time be out to charm you Sometimes I
Merry Christmas To All My Friends
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That Time Of Year, This Shit Sucks
its that time of year, me and the wife start going at it for no reason axept for the fact that it's that time of year, we fight, she does this , i do that, christmas tax time blah blah blah, she wants a divorce, i want a life she hates me i hate her, why does this shit happen every year?,... i hate this shit, i love my wife and i'd like to believe she loves me, but the same shit every year, is it me, is it her, is it life?,... god only knows, i wish he would fill me in ... any body else feel this shit or just me?,,.....any ways , life sucks right know...
Workplace Diversity: An Update
Well, friends, it appears as if we have a small victory. Apparently, this afternoon at my place of employment, the whites have achieved a small victory. The director of human resources, discussed in my "Workplace Diversity" blog, has had his employment terminated. Apparently, after the knife fight that took place between two recently-hired felons in our lunchroom, the president of the company finally took issue with the HR director's "If it's White, it ain't right" hiring policies. Hopefully, the new director of human resources will weed out, rather than recruit, convicted fellons and sex offenders in the hiring process. 88/14 Brothers and Sisters.
No Zzzzzzz's
Hey what's up. Not much here. Just sittin here. Cody's at Ashley's again drunk off is ass. So that's where he can say. I'm so done with his ass i swear. I was stickin around thinkin maybe he would get some common sense. But i guess not. He just wants to be hurt again and again. Fine be that way. I'll just move on. I thinkin that maybe i'm going to stop datin for awhile. Tired of getten cheated on. Screaw that. Who needs them. Cody want's to talk about how much he hates cheaters well i guess he can start hating himself sense he just became what he didn't want to. Who cares. Well i guess thats enought for now talk to ya all later. -Amanda
#5 Of The 88 Precepts
5. Secular power systems protect and promote religions, which concentrate on an afterlife. Thus, people are taught to abandon defenses against the predators of this life. OK, friends, thankfully this one is brief, as I'm about to collapse from exhaustion. Therefore, this will be a brief blog. So let's first look at the statement "Secular power systems protect and promote religions..." Here in the United States, we fancy ourselves a secular nation. There is no "State religion." However, religions are protected under the First amendment of the United States constitution. The power system of this country (the government and it's agents) want people to have the freedom to choose and practice whatever religion they wish. Some could even argue that the United States government promotes religious belief. Now, most religions focus on an afterlife. It's a punishment/reward system. Follow our teachings, do as you're told, and you'll go to heaven. Ignore our teachings, go against our wil
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Christmas Story
What A Wonderful Christmas Story There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job it was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about. The letter read: "Dear God, I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension. Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had $100 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension check. Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited two of my friends over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with. I have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope. Can yo u please help me? Sincerely, Edna The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all the other workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few dollars. By the time he made the rounds, he had collected $96, which they put into
Birthday And Love Life
Your Birthdate: December 11 You may watch someone from afar before you finally decide to make your move. It takes a long time for you to develop an attraction to someone. Generally, you prefer to pick who you love. Anyone who tries to rush you is in for some heartache. Number of True Loves You'll Have: 1 Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 1 You are most compatible with people born on the 2nd, 11th, 20th, and 29th of the month. What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life?
I Wanna Reach Level 10 Already!
So that i may make my own lounges. I can't believe there isn't a lounge for what I like...
I saw Dana Carvey at disney about 16 years ago and he did this song!
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Christmas 1960
Subject: Christmas 1960 In September 1960, I woke up one morning with six hungry babies and just 75 cents in my pocket. Their father was gone. The boys ranged from three months to seven years; their sister was two. Their Dad had never been much more than a presence they feared. Whenever they heard his tires crunch on the gravel driveway they would scramble to hide under their beds. He did manage to leave $15 a week to buy groceries. Now that he had decided to leave, there would be no more beatings, but no food either. If there was a welfare system in effect in southern Indiana at that time, I certainly knew nothing about it. I scrubbed the kids until they looked brand new and then put on my best homemade dress, loaded them into the rusty old 51 Chevy and drove off to find a job. The seven of us went to every factory, store and restaurant in our small town. No luck. The kids stayed crammed into the car and tried to be quiet while I tried to convince whomever would listen
My Baby's Gone And I Am All Alone
Well, here it is. my own personal D day. Jason left this morning at 6:45 a.m. I don't know what to do right now. I don't know what to think. I am sitting here alone in my bed trying to make sense of all of this. The one thing that makes the most sense is that I have a man who is committed to his children. So committed that he left a great job to go be closer to them. I would never intentionally try to stand between him and his children. They need him he needs them. I need him too. Here I sit trying to figure out how I am going to make this work. I miss him so much that it hurts, but he has my heart and I am not giving up on him. Not today, not ever. I have to thank my friends who have been trying to help me through this. If it were not for you, I wouldn't survive. I love you!
Christmas Poem
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the ni
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friends lost as today starts i become sad as i remember the events of two years ago i think back now upon the lost of my friends and cant help but wonder why mayhem and dime were two of a kind never a person did they that they did not leave an impresion on but everyone who knew dime knew that and he will always live on in our hearts and thru all the music we here and as for jeff thompson that all who knew him simply called him mayhem i remember back to the days in the bars in deep ellum sitting in the angry dog eating a burger before work when he walked in and a voice behind he bar called out to him as jeffery very few called him that but the man was special that way me and mayhem became good friends thru the bar life and i looked forward to seeing him on his goldwing as he rode down main street for another night of work and we bith knew that whereever our paths crossed there was a hug and a shot of crown or jager for us i learned alot from him over the years and still miss him
Just Some Thoughts..
So, I found out that ppl actually do read my blogs! YAY..I'm happy about that....just hope I don't offend anyone :) Well what should I write about today? I could tell about putting Walker back in school yesterday and how the school was calling by 9:30 wanting me to come pick him up. But they left me a message to actually come get him at 12:30. So by the time I got there, he threw a small fit and then calmed down after I was there for an hour talking to the teachers. I am just not sure the poor child is gonna make it in school this year. He's had such a rough start. But the good thing about yesterday was after he calmed down, they decided to let him stay. This is good since they have to count every time he's suspended as unexcused and I have already gotten a truancy letter on him for missing so much school. The sad thing is he's only actually been out of school a few times for being sick or dr appts, etc. So I guess we will see if they send me to court over this shit or not. GAWD, the s
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My Infection
the sweetest perfection is the coldest reaction to the blood stained skin the hardest fall the deeper you crawl you have found my infection I cannot show where its been it just emerges here and within Protecting me within my wall My infection will surpass it all

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