Fubar Blog Posts 4

And Life Just Sucks Alittle More
I just got back from the doctor! To be informed that i can not got back to work for another 2 weeks. Yes i will get paid from workmen comp. But wonder when i will recieve that check! So YEAH NO WORK but no money to do anything!! lol I have a brace i have to wear all day but sleeping and take prednisone (which can cause insomnia!) Oh yeah more sleep i might lose!! lol oh well on a bright note more time with my son while there is no school! One day I hope that life gets better!! SOON LOL

Senior Ads From Florida Newspaper
FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4" (used to be 5'6"), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus. ======================= LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, and am looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem. ========================= SERENITY NOW: I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times. ==================== WINNING SMILE: Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy. ========================== BEATLES OR STONES? I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar. If you were a groovy chick, or ar

The Kool Aid Man Is An Asshole
My rant today is on something that is as American as mom and apple pie Kool Aid! This is my rant Why the fuck do you have to be an astrophysicist to make Kool Aid? No matter how closely I follow the directions it still turns out either too sweet or not sweet enough. Ive attempted to make Kool Aid at least a thousand times in my 27 short years and to this day I cant get it right. I could make you Chicken Teriyaki or Cajun Chicken Pasta but ask for Kool Aid and you are shit out of luck. And of course it just happens that everyone you know is an expert at making Kool Aid, making you feel extremely sheepish. Sure we all have our shortcomings but should being impotent in the art of Kool Aid making be among them? Really, how hard can it possibly be to put water and powder together? If I can manage to piss off an entire bible belt community youd think I could do something so simple. I cant help but wonder what it is Im doing wrong. My friend has just informed me that perhaps a measuring cup w

I Wish I Was A Donut
I wish I was a donut And get eaten every day To stick on someone's fingers In a most delightful way I wish I was a donut Sugar coated just for fun Full and round for easy grip And a hole to put your tongue I wish I was a donut Long and filled with custard cream Delicious on the taste buds A succulent silken dream

My Previous Life
In me previous life well I was the wife of a farmer from Fogartys Creek. I was the type who did everything right: I was passive and placid and meek. There was nothin' to learn where he was concerned - just act as if he was a king (and keep sayin' 'no' when he fumbled below 'til I had me that little gold ring). Well, he had me alright on our weddin' night - been better if he was a bull! Some honeymoon, me stuck in the room and him at the pub gettin' full. We moved the next week out to Fogarty's Creek and I was a farmer's wife. I cooked and I cleaned and six babies I weaned. I'd no time to think about life. He got up at dawn, by six he was gone and for twelve hours a day no-one saw 'im Bar the sheep and the cows and the 'overing crows...whatever I said useta bore him. So I learnt to just listen and keep me mouth shut and say 'yes dear' and 'no dear' and 'maybe' And when now and then he behaved like all men it was Bingo: another new baby. The years passed away, the same

I Hate People
people are dumb. period. if you dont get it...why are you even bothering commenting?! okey okey...id better clarify or someone will bitch here too probably. i posted a mumm saying marky ramone is either a douche or a bitch. every single stupid mother fucker that responded was like "im lost" "who?" "what?"......why the piss are you even responding then?? some wanker even says "i never heard them before" and posts his own music playing device thing...asshole. one person bitched that "shouldnt this be posted as a blog?" FUCK YOU. ill post how ever i wanna post. people are stupid.

Hey All
I have joined many sites Darkstarlings, Vampirefreaks and My Space. I just joined here with my brother and Sister. They itroduced me to Cherry Tap. Looking forward to getting to know you all. HAPPY HOLIDAYS

Ty Had A Close Call
We went to get a tree last night and it was raining a bit so we sent the kids to the car after we picked out a tree. well Ty couldnt get in the car so he ran back across the parking lot without looking and a car was coming. I am not sure if me screaming for him to stop or what it was but he tried to stop and hit the front fender of the car. His head bounced off the car and he went down. He got up just as fast as he went down. He had someone watching over him thats for sure if he didnt try and stop he would be under that car. He is ok and has a nasty bruise on his check but thats it. I dont ever want to have to have that feeling again.

Brothers In Arms
I just read this in a bulletin, and had to BLOG it. To make sure it gets out to people. Ok,anyone that knows me knows that the only people that I am a fan of is Our Military past and present. I know that I could make "more points"for becoming fans of more people...but that is not what I am here for.Well,I have also been trying to make friends with as many of them as I can without feeling overwhelmed with to many friends that I can't show proper love to. So...I have some things that I have seen this past week that bother me and I wanted to get this off my chest. First...to many of my wonderful friends that are in Afghanistan and Iraq are apologizing to us for not being able to show us proper love.THEY ARE BUSY FOLKS!!! IT IS NOT THEIR JOB TO SHOW US PROPER LOVE AND IT IS NOT THEIR JOB TO KEEP UP WITH US!! IT IS OURS!!What a wonderful privileged we have to be in a time when they can share so much with us!I would much rather see the many pictures posted...the blogs of their t

Dear Santa
deer santa: I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Frend, BiLLy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about send you a frigging book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell! Santa Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody! Love, Sarah Dear Sarah, Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? Santa Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do. Love, Teddy Dear Teddy, Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid, fat mom, who rides his ass constantly? It's time to give up that dream. Let me get you s

All I Want Is You.....
All I Want Is You I'll wake in the morning And pray it will be Laying there beneath The Christmas tree There's one thing I want It's not a game or a toy It's allthat I need To bring my life joy No, it's not money Not a video game I don't want a fortune And I don't seek fame All that I've desired Each and every night Is to be taken From the dark into the light It's in every thought I have In everything that I do The only gift I'll ever want Is You....

The Girl No One Warned You About
No im not your average girl Yes im something else Im the girl your Mom forgot to warn you about No im not that wild girl You know the type Yes im sexy Yes im erotic Have you guessed what kind of girl I am Yes I am a Shemale Those sexy ertoic creatures No one thought to warn you about So take the chance and who knows We just might be friends! Caty

Yule
Happy winter solstice and yule blessings! Yuletide - Winter Solstice - Mean Geimhridh - Alban Arthuan December 21 known as: Yuletide, Alban Arthuan, Winter Solstice marks the longest night of the year. It is from this point that the days begin slowly to become longer and longer. The sun is at its most southeastern point over the Tropic of Capricorn in the northern hemisphere and has no apparent northward or southward motion. In the time of the ancient tribes this was a time of celebration, for it meant the turning point of winter and the eventual return of spring. Yule is the time when we honor the Goddess for giving birth to the sun once more. It is the time when the Oak King is victorious over the Holly King. The Holly King represents death and darkness that has ruled since Samhain, and the Oak King represents rebirth and life. The waning (diminishing) sun is overtaken by the waxing (increasing) sun, thus the days become longer after the victory of the Oak King. Yule is a ti

Your Worst Enemy
Found this poem...I'll say think abotu this one as well...tho it usually falls on deaf ears and i do believe since my blogs don't contain gossip etc noone cares to read them HOWEVER I shall continue on this crazy blog journey hoping that at least one person enjoys or takes something to thier hearts! Life Poem Your Worst Enemy © By Aaron S. Gendron Alarm bells ringing in your ears Protect yourself, hide from your fears A battle cry, a call to arms It's time to die, sound the alarms You've waited too long The weak give way to the strong The enemy comes at you What will you do? Wave after wave after wave If you give in you'll be a slave Your enemy was once a friend If you lose, it's the end You've been barricaded in Can you find a way to win? The enemy cuts off your power Waiting in darkness for hours Waiting for the final blow But your enemy doesn't show You crack the door, you peek out What you see makes you scream and shout Now you see the odds stacked again

Pitbulls Help Them
Against it. If any of you out there are my friends, I ask you out of the kindness of my heart to repost this. If you're not my friend, I ask you search for the source compassion in your soul and repost this anyway. More importantly, if you're in a position to, DO something about it. This is about California legislation being passed to exterminate pit bulls. If it passes in California, it could be on it's way to anywhere. Someone has to try to make a difference...what if it were your pet? It would be great if Myspace could be used for something good other than getting dates. Please pass the word along and post this...so as many people can see this as possible.

Friends
Friends are the ones who stand by you no matter what They love you like family If you move away, they stay in touch If you re sick, they bring flowers and cards They spend time with you when other don't dare Friends are the ones thhat help you out when u need it the most They make you smile when you are down They are the ones who really care Friends are the ones who stand by you no matter what

Ct Average Joe
Create Your Glitter Text I haven't done a contest in awhile. So this one is a bit different. This isn't for the sexiest or hottest guy. This is for the normal guys...the sweet guys...the average joes! So I am looking for 10 guys. Contest will be comments and rates...the only rule i have is NO shoutbox spamming. Do what you can to get votes! Comment bomb etc! The winner will get a one day cherry blast. IF the contest gets real popular I can raise the stakes :P Message me if you want in!! ♥Immortal♥ Love♥@ CherryTAP

Vaginal Rejuvination
LADIES IF ITS TOO PERSONAL DON'T ANSWER? ANYWAY IF YOU REALLY LOVED YOUR MAN AND HAVE BEEN TOGEATHER FOR YEARS AND HE TRUELY LOVES YOU AND DOES WHAT HE IS SUPPOSED TO AT HOME BUT U NOTICE HIS EYE WONDER OFTEN...AND HE HAS A CONVERSATION ABOUT MAYBE HE'S NOT FEELING TOO SATISFIED BUT IS AFRAID TO JUST COME OUT AND TELL U... WOULD U HAVE VAGINAL REJUVINATION SURGERY TO PLEASE HIM ? FEEL FREE TO COMMENT...IF UR NOT AFRAID TOO

Creation Of Woman
Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender, Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender Two lovely hips to increase his desire, And rounded and firm to bring out the fire. Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud, Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud. Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you, And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you. Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder, And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder. 'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing. Then he added a mouth, and ruined the whole damn thing.

So Check It
am i the only one that hate when people try to front you off cuz they wrong on some shit... that shit makes me wanna bring up my inner nigganess and slap the shit outta someone IN FRONT of the person they just tried to front me off in front of... like i didnt use the word front enuff lol... seriously though...that shit annoys the fuck outta me...stop trying to get over on me and act like im stupid or something...cuz im not... i swear these wierd ass folks i work with gonna see a side of me they ent seen b4... that is all and yea i said inner nigganess...sue me

Mulligan's Missus
Mulligan's missus was big, fat and mean A cruel and ugly man-killing machine She's the type of woman you'd be looking for If you wanted mercenaries for a guerilla war And if he came home from the pub after six She'd beat him senseless with her thrashing stick But he was too scared to leave the old bag He was much too soft and used to wave the white flag Well, me and the blokes, from down at the pub We'd had about enough of the way he'd been clubbed So we banded together, a vigilante team And we kept him at the pub until seven-fifteen We pinned him in the corner though he screamed and kicked "She'll bash me bloody senseless with her thrashing stick!" "Just have another beer, Bill, she'll be alright. All of us blokes are gunna' take you home tonight" So we piled into Darcy's ute and hit the dirt track Six clambered in the front and fourteen in the back And Mulligan was cursin', and screaming he'd be killed "Then she'll have to kill us all then" we reassured Bil

Take Time Out For Yourself..........
Around the Holidays it is not hard to get stressed out. After all there is so much to do get the decorations out, and put them up, make decorations with the kids, The cooking and the baking, sending and receiving Christmas Cards to people you know and some you don't know, Receiving Christmas cards from people you barely know cuz Christmas is the only time you hear from them is Christmas time. and the list can go on and on. I think that is so important for us to take time out for ourselves and treat ourselves around this time of the year. It is not being selfish to do so. And it can put us in better health. Weather we realize it or not. I think that when we take time for out for ourselves we tend to be a lot less stressed and it makes our lives better. We spend our time doing things for others and pleasing others that we forget about the things that we want. And sometimes we have that voice in our heads that says "I don't want to be selfish so I am not going to take the ti

Ofcourse,i Love You
How can you doubt that I love you? Didn't I marry you, eh? And though I don't say it too often, I show it in all sorts of ways. I'd take you out dining and dancing... Can you find me a mountain to climb? An ocean to cross? A boulder to toss? I'd do them if I had the time. I'd give you the shirt off me back, love, I'd give you me last pair of socks; And last time we went into town, love, Didn't I buy you a frock? I let you go home nice and early, So you have the time to cook tea; Remember that sometimes on Sundays I give you the afternoon free. I tell you when you're being bitchy, I notice when you're getting fat; I give you free rein in my tool shed, I let you wear my fav'rite hat. So next time you're thinkin' of leaving, Remember that I think yer great; And though there are times when yer grumpy... Fair dinkum, yer still me best mate. Who else would I trust with the cheque book? And who else knows just what I like? And when there are paddocks to m

The Bush Romantic
As I stick my sweaty arm up the vagina of a cow ... ... I think of your moist, warm lips ... and wish you were here now. The warm and friendly feeling of a cow turd on the ground ... ... Reminds me of your gentle warmth I feel all year 'round. The stinking, filthy carcass of a rotting feral pig ... ... Bloated in the sunlight ... like my love for you, grows big. The twitching, wobbly spleen of a freshly slaughtered sheep ... ... Reminds me of your lovely breasts - oh, it nearly makes me weep. The fresh ejected vomit of a cattle dog that's crook ... ... Makes me ponder on the tasty pots of stew that you can cook. As my lovely snow white stallion drops a rancid, roaring fart, I'm reminded of the music that is played within your heart. The rattling, untuned motor of my rusty Valiant ute, Jog my memory of your lovely voice, conversational and cute. The thudding of a turd in the outhouse dunny tin ... Makes me think of your soft footsteps, to the bedroom, coming

Just A Simple Leap Of Faith
lives led in quiet desperation day to day they ache alone searching for just one reason looking for a place to call home searching for a real connection for someone to share their soul hungry for some true affection a chance for a life made whole take me past the edge of reason make me jump into open space two hearts made whole together with just one simple leap of faith she looked up and saw him waiting he had lost all hope so long ago his eyes met hers he felt a waking a spark was struck, it began to grow just one look was all they needed eyes sparkled in the soft warm light love bloomed they both could see it both knew that this was oh so right take me over the edge of passion make me jump to you without fear catch me and be as one together with just one simple leap of faith

Come Down To Me By Saving Jane
Come Down to Me Words fall out of my mouth And I can't seem to trace what I'm saying Everybody wants your time I'm just dreaming out loud, I can't have you for mine and I know it I just wanna watch you shine. Tripping up on my tongue, It's all over my face and I'm racing Gotta get away from you Burning all the way home, Try to put it to bed but it chases Every little thing I do When the light falls on your face, Don't let it change you When the stars get in your eyes, Don't let them blind you. You're beautiful Just the way you are And I love it all Every line, and every scar And I wish that I could make you see This is where you ought to be, Come down to me. Spell it out in a song, Bet you never catch on to my weakness I'm singing every word for you. Here I'm thinking I'm sly Then you're catching my eye, and just maybe You're thinking what I'm thinking too When you see it on my face, Don't let it shake you I know better than to try and Take

Only Question I Ever Thoughr Was Hard/was "do I Like Kirk Or Do I Like Picard?"
I heart Weird Al. "White and Nerdy" You see me mowin' my front lawn I know they're all thinkin' I'm so White and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Can't you see I'm white and nerdy Look at me I'm white and nerdy I wanna roll with the gangstas But so far they all think I'm too White and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy I'm just too white and nerdy Really, really white and nerdy First in my class here at MIT Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D M.C. Escher, that's my favorite M.C. Keep you're 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea My rims never spin, to the contrary You'll find that they're quite stationary All of my action figures are cherry Stephen Hawking's in my library My MySpace page is all totally pimped out Got people beggin' for my top eight spaces Yo, I know pi to a thousand places Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces I order all of my sandwiches with

Ahhh, Exactly One Week Of Break...
Fall semester's finally over as of yesterday. Winter session doesn't begin until the 28th. Then I have about another week till Spring semester. A in Advanced Drawing and Painting, A- in Figure Drawing (I told her not to give me an A because I didn't do my homework). I'll get back to you on Painting and French. Also, Deb took three of my pieces to shoot for the school lit. magazine that comes out in the Spring semester and is also sending one of them off to Albany to be in the SUNY show. :) I think my project for break is going to be a piece based on the song "Ventura Highway" by America. Jason wants to do a piece too, to have a healthy competition. Anyone else wanna join? We can have a massive online 4-week competition, lol.

Hungry
aha... i'm losing weight but only drinking tea, juice and soup is not good for me i feel kinda weak and tomorrow it's the sonogram... i just pray it shows something because i'm starving!! stupid diet and the good news are, that the treatment for gastritis is basically 3 months but i have to be very carefull for 1 year.... 1 year without alcohol and fried food, or anything like that...... this will be a VERY LONG YEAR :'( it was a very tiring day, and i guess tomorrow will be the same geez this is not going anywhere

Thursdays Quote....
Live your life each day as you would climb a mountain. An occasional glance towards the summit keeps the goal in mind, but many beautiful scenes are to be observed from each new vantage point. -----------------------------

Contest ....im Hosting...lol
Kimberly as soon as possible with your pic for the contest...winner's prize to be determined...contest will be decided by comments so comment bombing is allowed...will run for one week after all contestants are entered... ~*KIMBERLISIOUS!!!*~@ CherryTAP

If I Die...
...and you make a memorial picture of me, post it as your default image, and fucking offer CT gifts to people for using it as their default picture, I swear to all things holy and unholy I will come back from the dead and kill you in the most horrific manner possible.

Why Do Men Go For Just Looks
I don't Understand Guys in here or Anywhere for that matter....They all go on looks and it's dumb,They should look at what's inside a person.I am a very Sweet Loving Girl and I'm very caring too,But I get Judged on my looks all the time and That's bullcrap.Does anyone else think that guys are stupid for going based on looks cause that will one day fade on a woman.I think I am a good caring person and Have alot to offer Any guy that can look past looks,But I know most won't..Will someone tell me what you think of this...

Thanks To Everyone That Voted For Me!!!
I just wanted to take the time to thank everyone that voted for me. I came in 2ND PLACE....which is totally cool. I won a pair of diamond earrings :) Plus I was only 30 votes away from 1st place. So it was really close. I could not of placed at all with out everyones support. Everyone's vote really meant a whole lot to me. I have much luv for all my friends and fans. Thank you all again for your support :) I hope everyone has a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Jess

Pea Story
Pea story Babs Miller was bagging some early potatoes for me. I noticed a small boy, delicate of bone and feature, ragged but clean, hungrily apprising a basket of freshly picked green peas. I paid for my potatoes but was also drawn to the display of fresh green peas. I am a pushover for creamed peas and new potatoes. Pondering the peas, I couldn't help overhearing the conversation between Mr.Miller and the ragged boy next to me. "Hello Barry, how are you today?" "H'lo, Mr. Miller. Fine, thank ya. Jus' admirin' them peas. Sure look good." "They are good, Barry. How's your Ma?" "Fine. Gittin' stronger alla' time." "Good. Anything I can help you with?" "No, Sir. Jus' admirin' them peas." "Would you like to take some home?" "No, Sir. Got nuthin' to pay for 'em with." "Well, what have you to trade me for some of those peas?" "All I got's my prize marble here." "Is that right? Let me see it." "Here 'tis. She's a dandy." "I

Feelings...ranting...damn Kids!
Have you ever thought that your life didnt mean anything? That when you woke up in the morning you wondered why in the hell you were even put on this earth? You ever get that feeling that god is looking down on you and punishing you for things you have no clue that you did? Or maybe someone else in your family did something and you get to be the one to take all the blame for it? I am soooo lonely, yes I have a man, he is in jail right now so its like I have nobody. I sit here in the house at night and WISH that someone would want to talk to me other than sexually, or want to be my friend becuz I look like someone they would like to know. It happens everyday that someone hits me up and tells me that Im pretty or that I have a sexy bod, but could u tell me what color my eyes were? Or how many kids I have? I want some CONVERSATION damnit! Someone that I can tell my shit to and they sit there and listen to me. My kids drive me nuts...to the point where if I have to go one more minute wi

Poem
'Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude. Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner and poor momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of his sled, A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite. And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I'll cut

The Pink Dress
Don't let your day go on without reading this first, no matter how busy you may be!!! The Pink Dress There was this little girl sitting by herself in the park. Everyone passed by her and never stopped to see why she looked so sad. Dressed in a worn pink dress, barefoot and dirty, the girl just sat and watched the people go by. She never tried to speak. She never said a word. Many people passed by her, but no one would stop. The next day I decided to go back to the park in curiosity to see if the little girl would still be there. Yes, she was there, right in the very spot where she was yesterday, and still with the same sad look in her eyes. Today I was to make my own move and walk over to the little girl. For as we all know, a park full of strange people is not a place for young children to play alone. As I got closer I could see the back of the little girl's dress. It was grotesquely shaped. I figured that was the reason peop

The 12 Days Of Christmas(coldking Style)
Sing this song like you would on any other song!! 1. Big ol sack of Money 2. Buckets of chicken 3. Bags of weed(like I would really smake that sh-t) 4. Rap CD's 5. Golden Cadilacs 6. Sexy strippers 7. Swords a clashing 8. Turkey sandwiches 9. Cups of egg nog(I hate egg nog) 10. Slices of pizza 11. Kung-Fu movies 12. Cena look-a-likes asking Jackyln to marry her Now sing this song starting from the 1st day to the 12th day!! Enjoy!

Pasties And Such
If you haven't seen the pictures from my birthday and the day after check them out. I'm deleting them tonight. Although they are some of my favorites they have apparantly become quite the conversation piece around the workplace so bye-bye they go. As well as some of the naughter ones in the pic gift and contest folders. They're NSFW obviously so no I'm not doing this as a stunt for all my haters. For the millionth time you don't get points from those pics! Off to shower and take more pics...clothed ones..sorry boys :)

Darkness
The coming of the Darkness Soothing, comforting darkness. Blood pools of death, creeping away. Screams of uttered silence, never to be heard. Prayers from an old heart, screams of a new existence. Old and new, refined love. Evil tainted, light abandoned. Ever living darkness, Turning from all. Denial, darkness reckoning. Light shining, dying away. Swift death at hand. Chattering madness, startling scream. Loneliness, a shattered heart. The darkness awaits.

Busy Freakin Week!
So ya this week has been busy as f*ck. I almost hate the holidays. I bitch amd moan groan about all this shit yet I still have the dinner every year and we have a big family so alot of gifts to buy and WRAP and we also have 3 kids so thats alot of gifts to begin with! But in the end I dont think it would feel like christmas with out all the hustle and bustle right. So here is to all the christmas joy and family and friends now PLEASE pass me the whisky!!

Yule: Winter's Solstice
YULE : WINTER'S SOLSTICE After Samhain when the Oak King has been slain, the Holly King Reigns with the Winters Queen, and the Wheel of the Year turns now to Yule. Yule is the day marked by the subtle shift of the light-dark pattern. From this day forward, the Dark recedes and the light increases. On that day, the new Sun is born, the new Oak King and the Divine Child. It is for the latter reason the Christian Church took December 25th as the day of the birth of their Divine Child. More often, Yule will fall on the 20th or the 21st of each year, the day of the Winter Solstice, rather then on the 25th. This is also the height of the rule of the Horned One, Herne, the Hunter. It is at this time of the year that most people are surviving on either stored grains and preserved items or on the hunt of game such as deer, hare or pheasant. Most of the lower class of people probably did not eat much deer, but relied heavily on other animals such as badger, hare

21 Dec 06
21 Dec 06 - Thursday birthdays: 1879 Joseph Stalin 1935 Phil Donahue 1937 Jane Fonda 1940 Frank Zappa 1946 Carl Dean Wilson 1948 Samuel L Jackson 1956 Lee Roy Parnell this day: 1937 1st feature-length color & sound cartoon premieres (Disney's Snow White) 1946 Frank Capra's "It's a Wonderful Life" premieres 1959 Tom Landry accepts coaching job with Dallas Cowboys (stays until 1988) 1962 US & Cuba accord, releases bay of pigs captive 1968 Apollo 8 (Frank Borman, Jim Lovell & Bill Anders) 1st manned Moon voyage 1968 David Crosby, Stephen Stills & Graham Nash premiere together in California 1988 New York bound Pan Am jumbo jet (Flight 103) explodes over Scotland , killing all 259 people on the plane and 11 people on the ground 1991 Soviet Union formally dissolves 11 of 12 republics sign treaty forming Commonwealth of Independent States quote: Without deviation progress is not possible. Frank Zappa

Imprisonment Of The Heart
Missing the sound of his voice Missing the smell of his skin Intoxicating thoughts of him My sweetest sin Feels better than any drug Feels better than any blade to the flesh Just one kiss; I could be happy with death Though it hurts to much to hold all in I cannot say a word For it could be held against me Incriminating to my heart Tears fall when he is gone Shackled by embarrassment Bound by fear In my mind it haunts me Afraid to never have him near In the end I wish he could just see How much he really means to me But would it really matter Maybe I'll never know So until then I'll keep my feelings locked inside Never to be shown © Sorrow 2006

Sexual Iq Test
center>You have a sexual IQ of 123 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Debase; The Apology
I’m so sorry; I’m going to feed now I’m sorry I have to pull things out of you with sex, but sex provides the closeness I need to properly feed I’m sorry that while I’m fucking you, I’m sucking your veins on the astral plane I’m sorry you’ve never felt that before I’m sorry you can’t be my release I’m sorry I’m going to force you to release I’m sorry you’re blind I’m sorry you can’t see what I’m doing to you beyond the façade of space and time I’m sorry your soul has no spine I’m sorry it won’t defend itself against mine I’m sorry you can’t close your eyes and step off the linear line I’m sorry that this orgasm is different then the others I’m sorry you’re crying I’m sorry you don’t understand why you’re crying I’m sorry my own orgasm is only me spitting your chewed soul back at you I’m sorry you can’t even taste me the way that I’m consuming you whole I’m sorry you’re the meat to a cannibalistic, nymphomaniacal whore I’m sorry about the mind push that made you take me

Vertical Horizon-you're A God
I've got to be honest I think you know We're covered in lies and that's OK There's somewhere beyond this I know But I hope I can find the words to say Never again no No never again [Chorus] 'Cause you're a god And I am not And I just thought That you would know You're a god And I am not And I just thought I'd let you go But I've been unable To put you down I'm still learning things I ought to know by now It's under the table so I need something more to show somehow Never again no No never again [Chorus] I've got to be honest I think you know We're covered in lies and that's OK There's somewhere beyond this I know But I hope I can find the words to say Never again no No never again [Chorus] ------------------ Vertical Horizon Music VideosMusic Video Codes by VideoCure

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All True Things :)
Holiday Eating Tips-Part 1 1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls. 2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. Like fine single-malt scotch, it's rare. In fact, it's even rarer than single-malt scotch. You can't find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an eggnog-alcoholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas! 3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat. 4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like

Aries Tidbits
Health Each sign has a part of the anatomy attached to it, making this the area of the body that is most sensitive to stimulation. The anatomical areas for Aries are the head, face, brain and upper teeth. Ruling Planet The Ruling Planet for Aries is Mars. This powerful planet rules ambition, force, power, competition, animal nature, desire, sexual energies, war, tools, violence and courage. Color The color of choice for Aries is red. Gemstone Aries' star stone is the diamond. Lucky Numbers Aries' lucky numbers are 1 and 9. Compatibility Aries are most compatible with fellow Aries, Leo and Sagittarius. Opposite Sign The opposite sign of Aries is Libra. The Perfect Gift The best gifts for an Aries are athletic items, clothing or things work-related. Likes Coming in first, championing causes, initiating, taking action. Dislikes Waiting, admitting error, tyranny, dependent people. House Natural sign of the First House. This house focuses on beginnin

You Know You’re A Biker When:
YOU KNOW YOU’RE A BIKER WHEN: - Your best friends are named after animals. - Your best shoes have steel toes. - You have motorcycle parts in the dishwasher. - Your idea of jewelry is chains and barbwire. - You can tell what kind of bugs they are by the taste of them. - You ever bought saddlebags so you can carry more beer. - You’re only sunburned on the back of your hands. - You carry a picture of your bike in your wallet. - Any day you ride is a good day. - Your other vehicle is a truck with motorcycle ramps in it. - Your three piece suit is Chaps, Leather Vests & a Leather Jacket. - Your kids learn to ride on the back of your bike before they can walk. - Your garage has more square footage than your house. - Your coffee table collapses from the weight of motorcycle magazines - You throw a party and more bikes show up than cars. - Any one of your bikes is worth more than your car. - You carry around a crushed beer can in the case of soft tar when you park the bike.

So Stupid!
The Motherfucking dumb ass drug store lost our fuckin meds that we droped off this morning that stabelizes the damn abses in my moms lungs....shes gota have it tomorrow morning....and when i went to get it today..They have no record what so ever of getting it....or no record of her at all, Im so mad and frustrated and fucking pissed off i could scream. All the stupid lil girl did was say 'im sorry its not here nothing i can do' ok...i understand she cant do anything about it...BUT....shes the one that took the damn thing this morning and said it would be ready in three hours! The hospital wrote this and we got no idea what actual doctor wrote it...soooo ya this is gonna be fun trying to go up there early and explain...but nothing we can do about that, this is necessary. People fucking suck.

Vote For My Beautiful Friend Mel
ladies and gents my freind mel needs yalls help to wint a beauty contest please have kind hearts and give her the best love you can http://www.insearchoftheworldsmostbeautifulwoman.com/profile.php?Contestant=2262

There Has Been A Death In The Family--poem
There has been a death in the family. There has been a death in the family. No eulogy, no coffin, No funeral, no black. And yet, there has been a death in the family. No undertaker, no hearse, No cemetery, no grave. And yet, there has most assuredly been a death in the family. No belly, no fullness No lifeline, no baby. There has been a death in the family. By Linda Wasmer Smith

Never Wrap With Cats
you know its really hard to wrap a persent with two cats attacking each other and my box whiched i wraped and putting holes in my paper gezzz hopefully blake will get his robot with wraping paper on it i spent $214.00 on him he better like what i got him

My Little One
My Little One When I noticed the change of my body, I suspected that there was something inside of me, a tiny little one. Two months passed by it confirmed, that you were growing inside of me. I was excited and so was your Daddy, Our hearts jumped with happiness and joy. We were a little apprehensive of how our lives would be, But we loved you very much from the moment, We knew you were there growing. And then one day unexpected night came, I noticed that something was wrong, Blood spot came out scared but calm. I went to sleep but cramps woke me up, Bleeding was present red in colour. Your Dad took me to the Midwifery Care, I lied down on the table scared and hopeful. The Midwife looked for you but you weren’t there. I put my hands on my tummy to feel your home, But it wasn’t there where it was supposed to be. I couldn’t accept that you were gone, We listened to your heartbeat with Doppler, But never heard your heartbeat. I was devastated. The mid

Damned?
Some nights I lay here and wonder why I was cursed to love. Why was I given a heart capable of so much love when it has no outlet, no one to bestow it upon... Everyone I care for is either taken or doesn't want my affection. I feel as though I were damned...destined to be alone...

What Kills Me
What is killing me so bad inside is seeing my big brother like this. He is my everything. My father left us when we were kids so Jake took care of me and made sure that I was safe. Why could not not make sure that he was thats night? Why did the driver have to drink? Why did the driver walk away and my brother has to live in a wheelchair? When I saw Jake before he they did sugery he just keeped on looking up to mom I did not thing bad mommy I swear. Its just to much for my family to take on. I would give anything to take the pain from him and his place. He's so younge only 26 plays every thing that he can. I just dont know how to feel or what to do. I want my big brother. *Holly Ann*

Daughter Of The Goddess, Part 2
I am a daughter of the Goddess! I am my Mother's daughter: I am the Mother. I carry our hope, the next generation, within my body. With Joy, I birth my young ones and nurture them at my breast. I am Strength of Will, defending and protecting those within my care. Protecting, yet permitting choice. All learn from the lessons, from the choices made. Choice equals knowledge equals growth along the Journey!

**my Soldier**
**MY SOLDIER** I need a soldier that’s not scared to stand up for me One that doesn’t play games, himself he can just be. I need a soldier that wears his heart on his sleeve One that in true love, he can make me believe. I want a soldier that stands out in a crowd He screams of personality, not cocky but proud. I want a soldier that tough on the outside, passionate on the in He’s a gentleman w/ a purple heart to show where he’s been. I need a soldier that captivates me with his intellect mind Intrigues me in conversating by keeping up, never falling behind I need a soldier that can camouflage with the best of them He’s more than meets the eye, such a rare to find gem. I want a soldier that is in a category all his own A king of hearts that touches lives of those he’s known. I want a soldier that is a one woman kind of man Not interested in having himself a one night fan. I need a soldier that’s built to last He can balance living life in realms of slow and f

Daughter Of The Goddess, Part 3
I am a daughter of the Goddess! I am my Mother's daughter: I am the Crone. No hag, to torment and frighten. I am the Beauty of Wisdom, of time spent learning the lessons of Maiden and Mother. I am the Keeper of the Cauldron of Life, gently guiding all in the fullness of time to their rest. Peace, and Rest, until called forth to continue the Journey of Ages. I am the Bringer of Death in it's Season. A dread Companion at the end, I escort one and all to the Cauldron, with whispers of Wisdom within their minds. A gentle request,"You have earned your Rest. Be at Peace." I am a daughter of the Goddess! I am my Mother's daughter. Maiden, Mother, Crone: all three in flux, flowing with the ebb and flow of life's journey. Never completely one or other, all three in dynamic balance. All lessons flow, one to the other, never forgotten. I am a daughter of the Goddess! I am my Mother's daughter. So I say! So it is! Blessed be.

These 7 Words
When I'm with you, eternity is a step away, my love continues to grow, with each passing day. This treasure of love, I cherish within my soul, how much I love you... you'll never really know. You bring a joy to my heart, I've never felt before, with each touch of your hand, I love you more and more. Whenever we say goodbye, whenever we part, know I hold you dearly, deep inside my heart. So these seven words, I pray you hold true, "Forever And Always, I Will Love You."

Deception
DECEPTION SMILING LIPS & LYING EYES INNOCENSE TAKEN IN SWEET SURPRISE I LET HIS LUST B MY DEMISE MY YOUNG HEART BROKEN BY HIS LIES NO LONGER HIS VICTIM, I AM WISE NEVERMORE TO COMPROMISE OR BE DECEIVED BY SMILING LIPS & LYING EYES.

You R
YOU R THE SONG OF THE THORNBIRD BEAUTIFUL, WITH DOOM HE SINGS HIS LAST AND NOW IS DEAD HIS EMPTY LIFE MY GLOOM YOU R THE SERPENT , ME , I AM EVE YOU OFFER TO ME JOY WRAP AROUND ME THEN TAKE LEAVE THE FOOLISH UNLEARNED BOY MY LONGING FOR YOU THE CHILD STARVED FOR AFFECTION THE CRAVING OF AN ANOREXIC TO A SWEET CONFECTION BUT YOU'RE A BOY, NOT A MAN YOU OFFER NO PROTECTION. STANDING WITH YOU IN SUMMER SHOWERS SO SOOTHING, THEN YOU LEAVE ME IN THE DRENCHING HARD, COLD RAIN I'VE LET MY HEART DECEIVE ME. AND IN THE SPRING YOU RETURN A "CHANGED MAN" BUT I'M CLEVER "WILL YOU TAKE ME BACK?" YOU ASK FROM MY LIPS, "NO, NEVER." BUT YOU R 1,000 RAINBOWS OF HOPE I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER. TAMMI

Another Funny
Three Wise Men... Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said, "You may pass through the pearly gates." The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's glasses. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" The man replied, "They're Carol's."

Hey Everyone
I just wanted to say hello, and see what everyone else is up to. Im sittin here at home in my boxers...just hangin out hopin for something to happen. Hopefully i will have a good reason to get the toys out tonight. Take a peek at my pics, tell me what you think, request something if you would like!! Send me a message or a shout if you want to talk!

How To Install Love!
HOW TO INSTALL LOVE Customer: I'm not very technical, but I think I am ready to install now. What do I do first? CS Rep: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located you HEART, ma'am? Customer: Yes I have, but there are several programs running right now. Is it okay to install while they are running? CS Rep: What programs are running, ma'am? Customer: Let me see...I have PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right now. CS Rep: No problem. LOVE will automatically erase PASTHURT.EXE from your current operating system. It will remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOWESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGHESTEEM.EXE. However, you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. Those problems prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those off, ma'am? Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tel

Drink Myself Numb
settle in like a noose around my neck close off the life I once had drink myself numb passing out again all is said and done watch time stumble in I see that look in your eye feel the whip on my back unlink the chain of illusion slither in along the cracks but i cant look at your face cant see the soul within see the scars you cant erase freedom rings once again black night love affair simple minded fears sit alone and stare counting all the wasted years

I'm A Monster
You are Frankenstein! You are a sensitive and misunderstood creature. You are incredibly kind and more human than people who were created through natural means. But unfortunatly, you have a nasty revenge streak and therefore everyone is afraid of you. Take this quiz at QuizHeaven.com

Update & Poems
Well.. we got our pics today... yay! She's gettin so big and adorable... I guess what hurts the most is that I cant be there in her time of need... she's my little angel.... Well... christmas is 4 days away and i still havent done any shopping for anyone but domanic... Ive got him covered... thanks to the childsupport checks.... since his fuckstick of a father cant be bothered to buy him anything, i'll just use his money to buy domanic stuff ... i dont know what Im gonna get for my friends... if anything besides cards... blah... I wish I had a job... but oh well... I cant afford to have a job... does that make sense??? Actually if you all knew my perdictiment it would, Im one term away from being on academic probation and being kicked outta school... I have a 1.8gpa. I got the letter in the mail today. Merry fuckin christmas huh? All I want for christmas... blahIm feelin a little poetic right now... those who kno me well, know that 2 years ago, i used to write poems to cover my emot

Keep Ur Nose Out Of My Life
I am sick of everyone butting in my life. Its my life, stay the fuck out of it. To all ya'll on my friends list........if u have no idea what I'm talkin' bout, then this aint pointed toward u. The others, back the fuck off. I'm gonna do what I wanna do. I am trying to make me and my kids happy, and if that pisses u off, then go fuck urself. I dont give a rats ass anymore. I am tired of trying to pls everyone. Its my time. I'm takin time for myself and my kids. Its long over do. I cant pls all ya'll and I refuse to try anymore. Yeah I'm throwing away 7 years. Who fuckin cares. I'm not happy, my kids arent happy, and thats all that matters to me anymore. Our happiness. I'm tired of ppl flapping their lips on shit they no nothing about. Unless it involves u, stay the fuck out. And just to clarify something, I'm not out fuckin someone. Even if I was, it aint none of ur damn business, so back up, and stay out of my shit. I apologize to the ones reading this and r wonderi

First Day On Cherry Tap
i am so excited. it is my first day on cherry tap and i am already a cherry grunt. my daughter and my sister in law said it took them longer than that. i am enjoying the people i am meeting and the conversations.

Cranberry Nut Bread I
A moist quick bread with a faint hint of orange flavor, and the tang of bits of cranberries. Original recipe yield: 1 -9x5 inch loaf INGREDIENTS * 2 cups all-purpose flour * 3/4 cup white sugar * 3/4 teaspoon salt * 1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder * 1/2 teaspoon baking soda * 1 cup chopped cranberries * 1/2 cup chopped nuts * 1 tablespoon orange zest * 1 egg * 2 tablespoons vegetable oil * 3/4 cup orange juice DIRECTIONS 1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease one 9x5 inch loaf pan. 2. Combine the flour, sugar, salt, baking powder and baking soda. Add the cranberries and chopped nuts, stir to coat with flour. 3. Combine the egg, oil, orange juice and grated orange peel. Add the egg mixture to the flour mixture and stir until just combined. Spoon the batter into the prepared pan. 4. Bake at 350 degrees F (175 degrees C) for 50 minutes or until a toothpick comes out clean. Let bread sit for

French Fruitcake
This fruitcake needs no aging Original recipe yield: 1 - 9 x 5 inch loaf cake INGREDIENTS * 3/4 cup candied orange peel * 1/2 cup coarsely chopped walnuts * 1/2 cup raisins * 1/2 cup golden raisins * 2 tablespoons all-purpose flour * 1/2 cup butter, softened * 1/2 cup white sugar * 2 1/2 tablespoons honey * 2 eggs * 1 1/2 tablespoons light cream * 2 tablespoons dark rum * 1 teaspoon vanilla extract * 1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour * 1/2 teaspoon baking powder DIRECTIONS 1. Toss the candied orange peel, walnuts, and raisins with 2 tablespoons flour. Set aside. 2. In a large bowl, cream the butter with the sugar and honey. Beat in the egg, then the cream or milk, rum, and vanilla. Stir together the remaining 1 1/2 cups flour and the baking powder; beat into the creamed mixture. Stir in the fruits and nuts. Turn the batter into a greased and floured 9 x 5 inch loaf pan. 3. Bake in a preheated 350 d

Caramel Pecan Cookies
Original recipe yield: 4 dozen PREP TIME 25 Min COOK TIME 8 Min READY IN 1 Hr 33 Min INGREDIENTS * 1 cup butter or margarine, softened * 1 cup white sugar * 1 cup packed brown sugar * 2 eggs * 2 teaspoons vanilla extract * 2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour * 3/4 cup unsweetened cocoa powder * 1 teaspoon baking soda * 1 cup chopped pecans, divided * 1 tablespoon white sugar * 5 rolls chocolate-covered caramel candies DIRECTIONS 1. In a large bowl, cream together the butter, 1 cup white sugar, and brown sugar until smooth. Beat in the eggs one at a time, then stir in the vanilla. Combine the flour, cocoa, and baking soda; stir into the sugar mixture until well blended. Stir in 1/2 cup of the pecans. Cover, and refrigerate dough for 1 hour, or until firm. 2. Preheat oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C). In a shallow bowl, combine the remaining 1/2 cup pecans and 1 tablespoon of sugar; set aside. 3. Press 1 t

Cream Cheese Christmas Cookies
Original recipe yield: 60 servings INGREDIENTS * 1 cup butter, softened * 1 (8 ounce) package cream cheese * 1 cup white sugar * 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract * 2 1/2 cups all-purpose flour * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 1/2 cup chopped pecans * 1/2 cup green sugar crystals * 1/2 cup red sugar crystals * 1 cup pecan halves DIRECTIONS 1. Cream together the butter and cream cheese. Add sugar and vanilla; beat until light and fluffy. 2. Combine the flour and salt; gradually add to creamed mixture, beating until well blended. Stir in chopped pecans. Cover bowl with plastic wrap and refrigerate for 15 minutes. 3. On four sheets of aluminum foil, shape dough into four 6 inch rolls, 1 1/2 inches in diameter. Wrap each roll tightly in foil and refrigerate over night. 4. Preheat oven to 325 degrees F (165 degrees C). Line cookie sheets with foil. Remove rolls of dough from refrigerator one at a time. Coat each roll with red or gr

Chocolate Peanut Butter Bars
Original recipe yield: 72 servings PREP TIME 30 Min READY IN 30 Min INGREDIENTS * 3 cups sugar * 1 cup light corn syrup * 1/2 cup water * 1 (18 ounce) jar creamy peanut butter, melted * 1 1/2 pounds milk chocolate confectionery coating* DIRECTIONS 1. In a large heavy saucepan, combine sugar, corn syrup and water. Cook and stir over low heat until sugar is dissolved; bring to a full rolling boil. Boil, stirring constantly, until a candy thermometer reads 290 degrees F (soft-crack stage). 2. Meanwhile, place melted peanut butter in a large greased heat proof bowl. Pour hot syrup over peanut butter; stir quickly until blended. Pour onto a well-buttered baking sheet; cover with a piece of buttered waxed paper. Roll mixture into a 14-in. x 12-in. rectangle. While warm, cut into 1-1/2-in. x 1-in. bars using a buttered pizza cutter or knife. Cool completely. 3. Melt confectionery coating; dip bars and place on waxed paper to harden.

True Man Facts....
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is ok for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master. b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. c. After wrecking your boss' car. d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game". e. When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. 8: On a road trip, the stro

Blonde Lotery
A blonde went to buy a lottery ticket, and sure enough, she won! She goes to lottery headquarters to claim it and the man verifies her ticket number. The blonde says, "Great! I want my $20 million now please." The man replied, "No, sorry lady. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today, and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years." The blonde said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it." Again, the man explained that she would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years. The blonde, furious with the man, finally screams out, "Look, I want my money! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my dollar back!"

Another By Lord Byron
Loves Last Adieu The roses of Love glad the garden of life, Though nurtur'd 'mid weeds dropping pestilent dew, Till Time crops the leaves with unmerciful knife, Or prunes them for ever, in Love's last adieu! In vain, with endearments, we soothe the sad heart, In vain do we vow for an age to be true; The chance of an hour may command us to part, Or Death disunite us, in Love's last adieu! Still Hope, breathing peace, through the grief-swollen breast, Will whisper, ÒOur meeting we yet may renew: With this dream of deceit, half our sorrow's represt, Nor taste we the poison, of Love's last adieu! Oh! mark you yon pair, in the sunshine of youth, Love twin'd round their childhood his flow'rs as they grew; They flourish awhile, in the season of truth, Till chill'd by the winter of Love's last adieu! Sweet lady! why thus doth a tear steal its way, Down a cheek which outrivals thy bosom in hue? Yet why do I ask?---to distraction a p

"what Do You Mean There's No Santa?"
I remember my first Christmas party with Grandma. I was just a kid. I remember tearing across town on my bike to visit her on the day my big sister dropped the bomb: "There is no Santa Claus," she jeered. "Even dummies know that!" My grandma was not the gushy kind, never had been. I fled to her that day because I knew she would be straight with me. I knew Grandma always told the truth, and I knew that the truth always went down a whole lot easier when swallowed with one of her world-famous cinnamon buns. Grandma was home, and the buns were still warm. Between bites, I told her everything. She was ready for me. "No Santa Claus!" she snorted. "Ridiculous! Don't believe it. That rumor has been going around for years, and it makes me mad, plain mad. Now, put on your coat, and let's go." "Go? Go where, Grandma?" I asked. I hadn't even finished my second cinnamon bun. "Where" turned out to be Kerby's General Store, the one store in town that had a little bit of just about everyth

Dwarfs!!!
Two dwarfs go into a bar where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that from the next room he hears his little friend shouting out cries of "Here I come again... ONE, TWO, THREE..... UHH!" all night long. In the morning the second dwarf asks the first "How did it go?" The first mutters, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get an erection" The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing? I couldn't even get on the bed!"

Life Is Pain
This sensation I feel is nothing new for me, The darkness surrounding my heart is here to stay Slowly I wander the depths, no purpose to be My path, swallowed in shadow, eats my soul away Each new day dawns only to bring nothing Where are all the people that I used to know? Pain in my head throbs to block the screaming Years of this torture and with nothing to show The emptiness consumes me, creating another Enemies say I’ll suffer once I’ve reached hell My suffering is my life, so I look no further Sorrow and grief have no place within my shell Happiness not even a memory, the void only to remain Like shroud, I block the light till there’s only despair I mock the agonies of others simply to lessen my pain Even as evil as I may seem to be, I am really unaware Humility and compassion do not cause me to ache The nothingness sticks to the back of my throat Everywhere I turn anguish finds me till I break I need an escape, so I look back to what I wrote.

Whispers Of Suicide
It’s there, It always has been. Such a fragile side, Brittle… Broken too many times, By those who say, I love you… I have considered it. They say those who talk about it Don’t do it, Inside I just smirk, Stupid bastards, What would they know? It’s like a lover, A lover that lies dormant, Until you need them. To date, I have avoided it… It reminds me of a black rose, Dried dead brittle, If I dare touch it… I’ve toyed with the idea, Just when my hands get so cold, I can’t warm them. The park is dark where its’s kept. All blacks, greys frosted whites. Littered with broken altars, Where blood has dried, Black on white worn marble. Unrequited love- deaths last kiss Upon an iced breath …. Whispers… I will love… I smile to his death wish Not tonight my love. Closing the ancient gates, I don’t mind their screech of metal on metal, …I walk away Again.

Butcher Knife
I take this shiny butcher Ponder the value of my life See my reflection in the blade Think of all the mistakes I've made Ponder what my life is worth Been a problem since my birth Mother always was a bitch Said I was a problem she couldn't fix And if she ever get the chance She'd get rid of me without a second glance Lived my life looked down apon Told I was of demon spawn This butcher knife my only friend And is my begining as well as my end Run the blade then down my arm Causing very little harm Make shallow cuts here and there As bright red blood spreads on my skin so fair Slowly the pain starts to sink in And now my pleasure will begin Repeatedly I cut myself Been told that I should seek some help To late now I'm almost gone From this wretched world that tortured me for so long

I'm Sorry
I'm sorry if my boobs aren't big enough to "satisfy" your needs. I'm sorry if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs. I'm sorry if I'm not tan enough for you I'm sorry if I'm not a playboy model so I can't act like a porn star for you. I'm sorry If i don't have a dream body that turns you on. I'm sorry if im not tall enough. I'm sorry if my hair is not long enough. But most of all... I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are. If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry". If you're one of the few GUYS with enough balls to repost, and you would never make your girl feel this way, repost as "I love you just the way you are"

Slang Sex Terms
i found this on a website browsin around the net and some of this shyt made me laugh my ass off. so hope you all get as good a laugh as i did, however i know some of you will probably be learning something... Here is a fairly extensive compilation of some of the extraordinary sexual activities that can be performed by men: 1. Hot Lunch - While receiving head from a woman, you proceed to shit on her chest. (A.k.a. the Cleveland Steamer) 2. The Stranger - Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else. 3. Western Grip- When jerking off, turn your hand around, so that your thumb is facing towards you. It is the same grip that rodeo folks use. Hence, western. 4. The Blumpkin- You need to find a real tramp to do this right. It involves having her sucking you off while you are on the shitter. 5. Donkey Punch - Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, sticking your d

Risking Your Heart
Your eyes hid behind glasses The first time they met mine I sat there staring, You didn’t seem to mind First comes dreams of you and me Followed by heavy breathing, Oh, she sees me looking Quick, stare at the ceiling She doesn’t know she moves me I just can’t explain it, But she does something to me If anybody cared to look, They’d see right through me I’d never think to deceive her If she lied through her teeth, I'd be the one to believe her Thoughts of her raining in my head, It feels like a pouring storm Like a song in the wind, I’ve been lost since the day I found her How could this happen, She’s a goddess and all know I just don’t fit with anyone Maybe I should just let her go I wish I could’ve told her, All the things I kept inside Now I guess it’s just too late She’s gone away from me And I’m left alone Part of me died then, And I’m not moving on No friends of mine care Because I’m alone in the world Everyone has somewhere else

Whispers
I heard my name in the Wind. softy it called me It took my breath away, I leaned again the tree I looked to the Moon I looked for you The wind whispered to me lean on me, can't you hear me calling I reached for it the sound was sweet it stroked my face and whispered My heart quicked my soul was touched all in a whisper from the wind!!! So I will take flied, I will listen I will be touched I will be lifted to a place I have never been So are you listening to the wind?

You Changed My World…
At times the days seemed so long; I thought I'd never make it through, Then suddenly, out of a dream, I have met someone like you. I had locked up all my feelings and I'd thrown away the key, Until your heart spoke a thousand words I knew were meant to be. When times turned rough and lonely, and despair fell upon my face, You comforted me and kept me safe in that loving special place. You don't realize what you have and what you've done for me, But the way you managed to steal my heart is what has set me free. You've given me a feeling that no one else could ever change, Your love has touched a place in me that I always found so strange. It's as if you were cut right out of a spell cast upon my heart, Because the crazy thing about it is, I've loved you from the start. No one in this wide world could touch the feelings we share; To the seconds I spend with you, nothing can compare. You've opened my eyes and heart just enough and let me live, You've changed my world wi

Soul Mates…
When you meet your soul mate, this person will have an instantaneous effect on you. A soul mate is someone who makes your knees go weak and takes your breath away. With but a single glance they lessen your burden, and but a smile, touch your heart. You will feel a sense of total connection with this person. They will touch you so deeply on so many levels that you will want to share you innermost secrets. For the first time in your life someone will make you feel almost like a god. Once you have met your soul mate, for better or sometimes worse, your life will never be the same... One of the things which makes this encounter so unique is the sense of a profound spiritual experience. You both feel like this is meant to be and that you've been together before in a past incarnation. When you meet your soul mate something happens — the deep yearning, the compelling energy drawing you to become physically intimate overwhelms many... Nothing will have ever felt so right.

Endless Dreams
Oh, these marvelous, endless dreams! They make me so anxious To go to bed at night; Not even ever wanting to wake In the bright morning, it seems! In these dreams I’m with you. We’re walking, talking, Holding hands; We’re dancing to some silly love song Or just singing with the band. In these dreams I’ve kissed your lips And whispered my fantasies In your ear. I’ve held you So very close to me Your heartbeat is all I hear. When I awaken From these dreams I am so lost and all alone. I drift aimlessly Throughout the day; As I beg the night to come, Only then, can I be with you Leaning into your loving arms Letting your love carry me away. To a place so safe and warm.

Wanting You
There's a hole in my soul a thought falls through, when I can't get passed the things, I don't understand the things, I thought I knew when you said the words to me. But, then the story changes and I wonder why, you thought I'd forget, or was it the truth you left unsaid? I can't seem to go forward, can't seem to believe the things I thought were true, when the day changes the night, like a Leopard changes it's spots or the shift of light, changes the view. Can you just say the words, and not feel my pain, or is the truth strived for by me, in vain? I need to know this is love, I'm offered... not just a need, at this moment, that it's not something you have to sustain... just so you can, get by day to day, that I am the man you've always needed, I am the everything you craved deep down inside. I just need to feel, I can make/keep you happy, and you want to feel my heart, sleeping in your arms. Lying next to y

Walls
Are you listening? We write a thousand pages, they're torn and on the floor Headlights hammer the windows, we're locked behind these doors And we are never leaving, this place is part of us And all these scenes repeating are cold to the touch My hands seem to deceive me When I'm nervous or when I'm healthy The scenery's all drawn... They hang here from the walls dear, Painting pictures, bleeding colors, blanket the windows... Sometimes it gets so hard to breathe. Your eyes see right through me. These fights with your arms left beside. One thing and one more says goodnight. You've got the map come get to me. These knuckles break before they bleed. Tear out these veins that own my heart. This skin that wears your lasting marks. I've built these walls come get to me, come get to me. Is this your lesson, a slight discretion, The lines that keep you, the lines that sweep you. Lock the doors from the inside... Your face is so contagiou

This Will Make You Realize....
The young mother set her foot on the path of life. "Is this the long way?" she asked. And the guide said "Yes, and the way is hard. And you will be old before you reach the end of it. But the end will be better than the beginning." But the young mother was happy, and she would not believe that anything could be better than these years. So she played with her children, she fed them and bathed them, and taught them how to tie their shoes and ride a bike and reminded them to feed the dog and do their homework and brush their teeth. The sun shone on them, and the young Mother cried, "Nothing will ever be lovelier than this." Then the nights came, and the storms, and the path was sometimes dark, and the children shook with fear and cold, and the mother drew them close and covered them with her arms, and the children said, "Mother, we are not afraid, for you are near, and no harm can come." And the morning came, and there was a hill ahead, and the children climbed and

Stuck In The Bathroom Window.
Its late afternoon and my son, Matteo, has decided that he wants a frostie from Wendy's. Okay no problem, he deserves it. We put on our shoes and I grab my wallet. Matteo is chattering away about, "daddy look at this" and, "daddy look at that." My mind wanders a bit. I get him outside and then I lock and close the door to my apartment. I feel like I forgot something.. hhmm. Oh yeah my keys. Crap! I jiggle handle hoping that maybe it isn't really locked, but it is. I try to pry open the kitchen window but it wont budge. I live 8 blocks away from my work so I decide to walk to work and get my spare key. So we walk the distance and the whole time my son is chattering away about everything in sight. We get to my office and the secret key lets us in. I'm searching the shelves, cabinets, filing drawers, desktops and bathroom for my spare apartment key. I can't find it. It must be inside of my apartment. I find a key that somewhat resembles my apartment key. So we start the hike back. We get

Questioned By The Police
Questioned by the Police Its 11pm and I am wide awake. So I decide to get a movie from blockbuster and a $1 chicken sandwich from Jack in the Box. I drive back home and pull up to my Apartment. As Im getting out of my car the Davis Police roll up on me. I know I have made complete stops at every sign and have been going the speed limit so whats the problem? Police: Can I see some ID please? (Hand on his gun.) Me: Ooookkay.. here you go. (Giving him a puzzled and annoyed look.) Police: I will explain in a minute. (Sensing my confusion.) My ID: Henry Chambers, 222 G Street, Davis CA. Police: Do you live here? (What the hell?? Your holding my official drivers license and you cant figure out that I live here?) Also note that I have an Official City of Davis X-Parking Permit sticker on the bumper of my car. The ONLY way to get this permit is to take a copy of your lease into the Police Station and pay $10. So isnt it freaking obvious that I live here????? Duh. Your not going

Clothes Make The Man
Items of clothing I've bought because I dreamed myself wearing them in some situation or another. -A fez. -A pair of overalls. -a black beanie cap with a skull and cross bones (can be found in photos) -A red courderoy smoking jacket. -a pair of black woolen mittens. -a green t-shirt.

2 The One That Was The Best Thing 2 Ever Happen 2 Me
I wrote this on NOVEMBER 23RD 2006 I LOVE Her with all my Heart & Soul, She is the only one that i've ever loved like this & Meant it in my Entire Life. She is the only person that can make me smile when im down in the dumps no matter how sad or depressed i am she's the one girl that I know for a Fact i could Spend the rest of my life with & have no possible regrets for the rest of my life. Knowing she is by my side. No one truly knows the real meaning of a DREAM COME TRUE or the meaning of HEAVEN ON EARTH until they've met this BLUE EYED ANGEL. I will never be able to find anyone else like her for the rest of my life even if i tried to find another like her. People Leap hoping that they'll fly & not drop like a rock, SHE IS THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN MAKE ME FLY and make me truly realize that i am a lucky guy to have such an amazing girl in my life. I LOVE HER. I ALWAYS HAVE & I ALWAYS WILL

Have You Ever Needed Some One So Bad
Here I am, I'm in the wrong bed again It's just a game I just can't win There you are breathin' soft on my skin Still you won't let me in Why save your kisses for a rainy day Baby let the moment take your heart away Have you ever needed someone so bad, yeah Have you ever wanted someone You just couldn't have Did you ever try so hard That your world just fell apart Have you ever needed someone so bad And you're the girl I gotta have I gotta have you baby There you go, midnight promises again But they're broken by the dawn You wanna go further, faster every day baby But in the morning you'll be gone And I'm alone Every dream I dream is like Some Kinda rash 'n' reckless scene To give out such crazy love You must be some kinda drug And if my time don't ever come For me you're still the same Damned if I don't, damned if I do I gotta get a fix on you Def Leppard

The Distance Between Us.
Some of you may have noticed that I have been MIA this past week. Not to go into detail, but I was unavoidably detained...and that's a bit of an understatement. It hasn't exactly been a stellar week for me, but it did give me the time to reflect on things as they are in my life and to realize a few very important things about myself. The main one is this. During my absence, I missed alot of the people and things in my life. I missed my children. I missed my dog. I missed my bed. I missed my computer. But most of all...I missed HIM. I missed the long talks on the phone about what essentially amounts to nothing. I missed the sound of his voice, a relaxing cadence of laid back island boy mixed with clipped southern overtones. I missed the way he calls me "sweetie" and "boo"...he's the only person alive I would ever allow to call me "boo". I missed his laugh and his smile...the way it starts off slow and gradually lights up his face...and my world...the way that, even when I can't see

Sex And Diabetes
Sex and Diabetes While sex seems to be everywhere --television, billboards, Movies, music, and advertising--americans are still reluctant to go to the doctor to talk about a sexual problem or issue. However, many people, whether they have diabetes or not, have sexual problems. The Journal of the American Medical Association reported in February of 2000 about a survey conducted of 1,749 women and 1,410 men aged 18 to 59. The survey found sexual dysfunction is more prevalent for women (43%) than men (31%). This is one of the disease's that effect the African-american community the most as well as heart diease.(will detell later) Diabetes is a chronic disease that affects as many as 16 million Americans more then half is Afreican american. For reasons that are not yet clear, diabetes is increasing in our population to the point where public health authorities are calling diabetes an "epidemic" that requires urgent attention. You're not going to believe this, but nowhere on the

The Kitchen Bitch
Got this from a friend (ty!) It was too funny not to share......... A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, "all you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now. cause this is the last stop!" And all you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train cause we're going down the tracks." A horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS." "When you come out, you may play with your train.. but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say. "All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again

Crashed.constellations.
The weeks go by with drowning existence. And I’m still thirsting for something I couldn’t be the one to taste. Walking down a street just to forget that my legs are moving. Just to hear the leaves still crinkle as I walk. A noise to make sure I can still feel something between my bones. I crashed into the sun and broke up the solar system. And I can’t see mornings anymore without you. I hate the stars sometimes and wish for clouded nights. Just because I can’t erase them from your eyes. Just because symmetry isn’t the same when you’ve erased all the lines. I still forget to breathe and maybe I don’t want to. I rather listen to distance heartbreak just to remember that shatter. Faulting only me while tripping over the bridge. Feeling the adrenaline shock every nerve. Feeling what it felt like. What it feels like… To actually want to live. I noticed you on the highway crossing every destination. But never stopping for a

Holidays
Hi everyone, im currently in NY now to have the Christmas holiday with my family. It has been a long time since i have had Christmas home. Id like to wish everyone a happy holiday season. and Id like to wish everyone a very happy New year , be safe and healty and ill talk again soon. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!

Bushmen
The scars were embedded deep in his hand's from year's of work upon the land. his skin was cracked his lips were changed from a lifetime spent in the sun and sand. Ploughing field's and herding cattle. life for him was such a battle but ask that bushmen would he do it all again he would answer just the same i wouldn't change a single thing. You see it's in his blood it's in his heart the country he is a part. So when you see a bushmen out there on a hill in killer heat and dusty terrain his eyes full or sweat and pain just stop a while and think a thought his lifestyle cannot be brought he would not change for anything all he needs is in the land written by Steven.E.K.B.

These Scars
I love you're hands crawling on my back I like the way you look at me And the teasing I just can't see the reason why You know I 'm not like the others you know that what happend has left its scars these cannot dissapear only fade away a little bit I really hope you know what you're doing Because I wont let somebody hurt me like that again

Odd
As of thursday.. I can't see if any of my friends are online.. sure there the others that are always there and don't speak.. I mean the others out of my 160 that do speak.. I can't see them .. hmmmmmm It doesn't show them online for some reason.. sniff.. Anybody else have that problem?

Happy Holidays!
I want to wish all you a wonderful Holiday season. I hope you all stay safe and well. No drinking and driving, or being stupid. Have fun but stay safe! I will be busy these next few days so I may not be on, so here are my holiday wishes for you.

A Bad Day!
GOOD MORNING ALL.. A LOT GOING ON HERE.. WITH ME GETTING THIS BAD COLD TO MY HUSBANDS TRUCK BREAKING DOWN.. TO SOMEONE LAST NIGHT BREAKING INTO MY CAR.. SO HAVE TO REPLACE A WINDOW.. TO HAVING MICE IN MY HOUSE.. AND CANT SLEEP ALSO.. WONT BE ON MUCH UNTIL AFTER CHRISTMAS.. JUST NEED TO GET BETTER..WILL TRY TO DO COMENTS HERE AND THERE.. HAVE A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS.. THINKING OF YOU ALL..!~~ HUGSS LOVE ALWAYS GERI

Ashes (haiku)
Virgin rose petals Crimson tears flow from my eyes Love gone forever Angel with doves wings Cursed with a heart of sorrow Descends into dark Flames scorch a lost soul Tragic is this existence A heart in ashes

Radio Day
It may be weird but in our front office we don't have real cubicles so we aren't allowed to listen to music at our desks. Instead we have XM radio and a cd player and a schedule of days. My day comes around about once a week. And, not surprisingly, the boss and his wife dont' like most of my music. They say it's offensive and not "office appropriate". I'm sorry, if you have a problem with bob rivers christmas you have an issue. I even picked some really light NIN. I avoid MSI and harder stuff. Not today. The boss and his wife are gone. I picked what I thought of as some of the more offensive things in my collection. So.... :PPPPPPPPPPP

We Have A Winner!!!!!!!
CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR WINNERS!!!! 3rd Place: WINNER OF A FREE SKIN MADE WITH HER WINNING PHOTO! "~*~Ass Kickin Redneck Bitch~*~" 2nd Place: WINNER OF A SIX PACK OF HIS CHOICE AND A FREE SKIN MADE WITH HIS WINNING PHOTO! "Figgy Pudding" CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR BIG WINNER!! 1st place: WINNER OF 2 DINNERS FOR TWO(One for her and one for the Cherry Tap Member of her choice), AND A FREE SKIN MADE WITH Her WINNING PHOTO! "Lacey" Congratulations to EVERYONE... You are ALL winners for participating! Music Video:HAPPY CHRISTMAS (by John Lennon)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone

I Are So Smart.
Why do people put clothes on their dogs? If dogs were meant to wear clothes, we'd have little dog fashion designers and little dog sweat shops in little dog countries. Damn weiner dog bit my ankle in Thionville, France. I shall never forget.

Okay....
So now that I've gotten my rant out of the way... Looks like today will be a short day at work. Or we all hope so. I have things I still need to do before leaving for OH tomorrow. And I could use the extra time. *yawns* Man, I'm tired. I think I'd like to go home now. :)

Sick Day (poem)
Can't go to school today Or go outside and play I am feeling quite ill Have a fever and chills Take my temp' and you'll see It's over one O three My nose is all stuffy Eyes are red and puffy I have an awful cough I'm sneezing my head off Got aches from head to toe My tummy hurts, oh no! Had a shot in the butt Fear I'm gonna throw up Throat is scratchy and sore Being sick's such a bore I must do as Mom said I have to stay in bed So pale, tired and weak Guess I'll just go to sleep

Me
Just wanted to let you all know that after today I will not be on till probably about Friday of next week or so. I will be home but my cable is getting worked on and running all new wiring to the house they said will take about a week and got a few other things going on as well. I will be checking emails and thigs but thats about all. Hope everyone has a very merry Christmas and a Safe and Happy new year. Miss you all .........Jim

What Is A Friend??
A friend is someone.... A friend is someone true and for real, A friend is someone who means a great deal. A friend won't hurt you, A friend won't lie, A friend will never permanantly say good-bye. A friend is there through the good times and bad, A friend is there to cheer you up when your sad. A friend is always there with a shoulder to cry on, A friend is always there that you can rely on. So, friend if you ever need someone honest and true, Just remember ill always be here for you . by Jodi Kenyon

Show Some Luv!
Stop by and vote for me in the BBW contest. You have unlimited votes, so leave as many comments as you can. Click on the pic below to vote. Happy Holidays, Hugs, and Cherry kisses! Pass this along to your friends/fans and help me out. Thanx!

Waffle House
I've only ever been to Waffle House once. I did not have the Waffles. Somehow I feel that I've missed out on American culture for having done that. Then I remember all the times I'd stop in at 7-Eleven after playing in a stinky bar all night and eat me up some of those "hot-dogs" that are on eternal rotation. If there is a Purgatory for fast food, it's the wiener roller machine at 7-Eleven. Eat a few of those and you begin to comprehend your own mortality.

Bad Times!
I had found the man of my dreams; sweet, funny, romantic. We had a whirlwind romance that ended bad.Let me word this in a way that can be more easily understood... the one who trusts a bad relationship is a willing victim to their own desires. I have fallen martyr to a bad love myself. Love is strange. Sometimes what looks so good and so caring is actually so dangerous and so hating. I thought I had found the love of my life. All my dreams would come true. It seemed so true and so real, but was I was easily punished. I was easily suckered in. But sad thing is my heart will always love him in a special way.. He made me happier than ever. And his smile was to die for. In my dreams there's a faint picture, a scattered memory of that day we met. I remember it like it was yesterday, I knew I'd love you for the rest of my life. Now I see what you've done for me, it has helped me through this time without you, my heart is gone longing for you. My love, my lost love .You'd know I'd love yo

Is There Such A Person? Or Am I Asking To Much?
want a guy that will stay with me for always. he'll know you can never say "I love you" too many times, but he knows not to say it if he doesn't mean it with all his heart. he'll tell me were like romeo and juliet. he'll give me his favorite hoodie. he'll make me a Build-a-Bear, and he won't care about how silly he looks being in a store full of 2nd graders because he knows it would be special to me. he'll stay home with me and watch The Notebook, and he'll tell me he loved it even though he didn't, and the only person he would ever watch it with would be me. He'll call me at 3am and ask me what i'm doing, then tell me he couldn't fall asleep because he was thinking about me, and he needed to hear my voice. He'll walk next to me holding my hand, and he'll always whispers something sweet in my ear. He'll take me to a concert to see his favorite band. And he won't be embarrassed to tell me he loves me in front of his friends. When I cry he'll tell me I'm too beautiful to and he'll kiss e

Compare The Genders
Differences Between Men & Women NICKNAMES: If Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle go out for lunch, they will call each other Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle. But if Mike, Phil, Rob and Jack go out for a brewsky, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Useless. EATING OUT: And when the check comes, Mike, Phil, Rob and Jack will each throw in $20 bills, even though it's only for $22.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their check, out come the pocket calculators. BATHROOMS: A man has six items in his bathroom-a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items. GROCERIES: A woman makes a list of things she needs and then goes out to the store and buys these things. A man waits till the o

Translations For Men
These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say... "IT'S A GUY THING" Translated:* "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical." "CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?" Translated:* "Why isn't it already on the table?" "UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR" Translated:* Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response. "IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN" Translated:* "I have no idea how it works." "TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD." Translated:* "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner." "THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR." Translated:* "Are you still talking?" "YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS." Translated:* "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned... but I forgot your birthday." "OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST

A Cup Of Cake.
Cupcakes are incredible. They're cups of cake. Think about that. You take a cake, an object too large for most people to eat in one sitting, and you put it into a cup. Portable, manageable and sugarful. Life is good.

An Old Lady
An old lady was standing at the rail of the cruise ship holding her hat so that the wind wouldn't blow it away in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam, I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this wind?" "Yes, I know," said the lady. "But I need my hands to hold onto my hat."But madam," he said, "you must know that your derriere is exposed!"The woman looked down, then back up at the man and said, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old, but I just bought this hat!"

Women's Translations
WOMEN�S LANGUAGE TRANSLATED Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No I�m sorry. = You�ll be sorry. We need... = I want It�s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now. Do what you want... = You�ll pay for this later. We need to talk... = I need to complain Sure...go ahead = I don�t want you to. I�m not upset = Of course I�m upset, you moron! You�re so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot. You�re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs. This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house. I want new curtains = ...and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper..... Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there! I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep. Do you love me? = I�m going to ask for something expensive. How much do you love me? = I did something today you�re really not goi

Playing The Part Of The Vegetable Today...
...is me! Because damnit, I deserve it. Just ask Jason :) After weeks of psychotic parents, tons of homework, a clingy little boy who's missed his Mommy, and no sleep, I'm offically relaxing today. And since one of my favorite shows when I was a kid is on for 8 hours today, I'm relaxing in front of the TV with Dylan, lol. Best bet to get ahold of me is to call the house; I probably won't be checking the computer terribly regularly. Wish me luck in my exploration into the realms of couch potato!

~~ Contest 1 1/2 Hours Left Prizes Awarded Are.....~~
~~ Best Kid With A Pet ~~ Prizes as follows: First Place Winner will get a Bike, Eggnog, Dozen Roses Second Place Winner will get Rolex, Eggnog, Dozen Roses Third Place Winner will get Earrings, Eggnog. Dozen Roses Fourth Place Winner will get Teddy Bear, Dozen Roses Fifth Place Winner will get Teddy Bear, Dozen Roses Sixth Place Winner will get Teddy Bear, Dozen Roses Seventh Place Winner will get Teddy Bear, Dozen Roses Love ~ Maria ~

Travis Said It Best
Daddy was a wild man when he was younger everybody told my momma he'd be hard to tame full of himself, said "sir" to nobody but yu ought to see him come running when momma calls his name where would we be without the love of a woman standing behind her man even when he's wrong the true pure undying love of a woman makes a man a fool to think he can make it alone A man goes crazy trying to catch his feelings too much pride and maybe the words come out wrong that's okay, cause he's still her hero steady as a rock her love keeps rolling along where would we be without the love of a woman standing behind her man even when he's wrong the true pure undying love of a woman makes a man a fool to think he can make it alone

A Christmas Story ...lil Naughty But Funny!!
'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear? The old lady bitches cause I work late at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter, They say I owe taxes--if that ain't funny Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money? And the kids these days--they all are the pits They want the impossible--Those mean little shits I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them, They want computers and robots...they t

Do You Know
DO YOU KNOW THAT I WAS GOING TO PUT A BROKEN HEART IN THIS FOR MY HUSBAND..BUT HOW CAN I DO THAT WHEN I'M NOT? WE HAD 20 WONDERFUL YEARS TOGETHER,EVEN THOUGH I DO MISS HIM EVERYDAY AND THATS NOT GOING TO CHANGE..ITS BEEN REAL HARD DURING THESE HOLIDAYS,BUT WITH MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS I'VE BEEN STRUGGLING ALONG..BUT I ALSO KNOW THAT HE WOULD TELL ME TO GET UP AND NOT TO PLAY DEAD..SO MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTION IS TO LOOK FORWARD INSTEAD OF LOOKING BACK..HE'LL ALWAYS BE WITH ME NO MATTER WHAT..WHAT WE HAD TOGETHER WAS GREAT!! EVEN THE ARGUMENTS..LOL..BUT REALLY IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE THERE ARE GOING TO BE DISAGREEMENTS..THATS JUST LIFE..ALTHOUGH WE DIDN'T ARGUE ONE TIME THE FIRST YEAR WE WERE TOGETHER..BUT THEN HE MADE A BAD,BAD MISTAKE HE TOLD MY MOTHER THAT I WOULDN'T ARGUE WITH HIM..I MADE UP FOR LOST TIME AFTER THAT!!! LMAO!! I WISH MY FRIENDS ON HERE COULD HAVE MET HIM EVEN IF IT WAS ONLINE.. BUT ANYWAY THIS IS MY GOODBYE TO VERNON..HE WAS MY BEST FRIEND,LOVER,HUSBAND AND I WILL ALWAYS

How To Tell If Your Cell Phone Is Bugged
Greetings. A story is making the rounds right now regarding FBI use of cell phones as remote bugs. I originally wrote about this concept in my PRIVACY Forum in 1999 ("Cell Phones Become Instant Bugs!") so the issue is real, but we still need to bring the current saga back down to earth. This discussion doesn't only relate to "legal" bugs but also to the use of such techniques by illegal clandestine operations, and applies to physically unmodified cell phones (not phones that might have had separate, specialized bugs physically installed within them by third parties). There is no magic in cell phones. From a transmitting standpoint, they are either on or off. It is true that many phones have an alarm feature that permits them to "wake up" from a seemingly "off" state. However, this is not a universal functionality, even in advanced phones such as PDA cell phones, which now often have a "totally off" mode available as well. It is also true tha

Please Tell Me What You Think Of It
Suffacting sorrow slowly wraps around my heart. Ripping through from the start. Blood slowly trickling down my chest. life leaving from my breast. Hot liquid dancing across my skin. A struggle of insanity that i know i can't win. Emotional wounds slowly etching their way into my soul. Lies enshrouding me consuming me whole. False testimonies of I love you. If you really loved me then no more pain would we need to go through. Infinite time spent trying to surivive. As you slowly rip out my heart with glee. Your cold piercing eyes stare at me. As you enjoy my painful cries. Whipping at my skin with your endless lies. I can feel my body growing cold. As each day the same routine grows old. My skin battered and bruised. MY soul wholely and totally abused. As you marvel at your creation. Your simple defilment of inclination. I feel my heart shattering in my chest. As I close my eyes into an endless rest. THe pain slowly fading away. As I remember the joys of yesterday. An easier time gentle

Daddy's Poem
Daddy's Poem Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats One by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. Each of them was searching, a man who wasn't there. "Where's her daddy at?" she

Merry Christmas(feel Free To Repost)
I Just want to take a minute to Wish Every Service Member AND Thier Family a Merry Christmas.My Thoughts and Prayers are with You All.I Pray You Have a Great New Year also. Stay Safe and May God Watch Over You All. www.hostdrjack.com

Better Be Good!
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. In desperation, John threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to fhe freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude lan

Love My Girls
I just felt like writing a piece about how blessed I am. A lot of things in my life arent so hot rite now...but the one area I am truly blessed in..is friends...I am not talking about "having" a ton of friends. I am talking about TRUE friends. I believe that a few true friends are better than surrounding yourself with just people you know. I do have a lot of aquaintances(did i spell that rite?) and its nice know a lot of people...but I would be no where without my two fav girls...Holly (sunflower) and Amanda(candypants...manna) My life would be nothing without them. Holly has been my friend since kindergarden...my BEST friend...so thats...what..twenty two years? twenty three? We have been thru every experience possible thru life so far. Playgrounds,periods,first boyfriends,drugs,drinking,giving birth to our children,marriage..and more. We never missed a beat. And manna is my cousin...she lived far away from me for my whole childhood...but she moved near me about five years ago??? and i

Cleaning House
Last Week I threw out Worrying, it was getting old and in the way. It kept me from being me; I couldn't do things God's way. I threw out a book on MY PAST (didn't have time to read it anyway). Replaced it with NEW GOALS, started reading it today. I threw out hate and bad memories, (remember how I treasured them so)? Got me a NEW PHILOSOPHY too, threw out the one from long ago. Brought in some new books too, called I CAN, I WILL, AND I MUST. Threw out I might, I think and I ought. WOW, you should've seen the dust. I ran across an OLD FRIEND, haven't seen him in a while. I believe his name is GOD, Yes I really like His style. He helped me to do some cleaning and added some things Himself. Like PRAYER, HOPE AND FAITH, Yes I placed them right on. I picked up this special thing and placed it at the front door. I FOUND IT- its calle

We Spit The Wikkid Shit
These thoughts inside my head are horrible They are tellin me to kill my family Kill my friends Kill my lover The urge is insane There's somethin wrong with my brain Am I going insane? Is this real or fake It feels so good The thought of seein the blood drip drip drip Mother fucker watch what you say You just might get ya wig split **fuccn wit her fuccn forget it/this hole i got dug ill put u into it/cuz i be that way/c-ghost fuccas/who wanna play/talkin that talk/watch me as i c-walk over ur grave/n this shit is jus to grave to understand to u/but nuttin compared to wehut i cud do to u if u cross that line/drop ya body in tha drop ofa dime/jus gimme sum time/n tha do not cross line will be put up/cuz u jus fucced up** ** is the part my ninja made I'll add to this later when I write more to it

Broken Image
Your like a fuckin dream gone wrong you eat away at whats left of my soul the soul that barely exists in this fuckin black hole Are you scared of reality? The thing that actually exists cuz latley you've been hiding behind the mirror like a scared little bitch But I dont care Cuz ima be swingin my hatchet in the air as i ride Screamin "fuck the world" with clown love pride.

12.22.06
Back to Broken in love with a stone cold heart that can, but won't give starving to fit the mold you require dying before you and lost in the blue so share with me this last new year before i go because i can be a lover without the torture of "i love you" i can be that girl with no heart left i can be what was coming before you did broken as love and life have made dead and into the blue but safe from the hell that is love

Waiting On Word
looks like we are going to see Micah one way or the other, Doc restricted visits to Family only but its been strictly family anyway. I want to really thank all who have been thinking of micah and sending out prayers because when things seemed at the worse things seem to happen for the better. I hope each and everyone one of you have the best holiday and hope you all have the joy you have brought to mine

Friends
sence i have joined this site i have met many cool people and some great ones too and a few outstanding one and i like you all i just wanted to say thanks to every one who has been soo nice and good to me and for the help a select few with the trouble i had and i am realy thankful for such great friends even if odds are i might never meat you i wanted to say thank you for being a good friend i ment a lot to me more then you will ever know

Would You? Will You?-leave Comment In Inbox Or Comment
Would you? Will you? [_] give me your number? (_ _ _) _ _ _- _ _ _ _ [_] give me your screenname? ______________ [_] kiss me? [_] let me kiss you? [_] watch a movie with me? [_] go to dinner with me? [_] let me drive you somewhere? [_] take a shower with me? [_] buy me a drink? [_] let me take you home for the night? [_] let me sleep in your bed? [_] re-post this for me to answer your questions? [_] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere? [_] let me make you breakfast? [_] help me with homework? [_] let me tickle you? [_] instant message me? [_] greet me in public? [_] hang out with me? [_] bring me around your friends? D0 Y0U... [_] think im hott? [_] think im cute? [_] want to kiss me? [_] want to hook up with me? [_] want to be my gf? AM I... [_] smart? [_] cute? [_] funny? [_] cool? [_] loveable? [_] great to be with? [_] attractive? [_]

¿dios Mío Porque?
Bendición mami me voy para la calle Reza por mi para que mi suerte no me falle Y si no regreso es porque fui de largo viaje Nos veremos en un mundo donde no exista el coraje Bendición mami me voy para la calle Reza por mí para que mi suerte no me falle Y si no regreso es porque fui de largo viaje Nos veremos algún día socia. No hago compromiso con la vida si lo tengo con la muerte Que Dios reparta suerte si me llega a mí la muerte Bien sabe el creador que no le tengo miedo a nada Veo cosas raras que me pasan por mi cara Cosas que suceden a diario en esta vida Cuando no hay asesinato que alguien contrajo el sida Mis ojos siguen observando lo que en realidad Madres asustadas por la criminalidad Que se puede hacer con la maldita maldad Si su hijo esta propuesto a que lo vayan a matar Pidiéndole a Dios no se lo vaya a quitar Sabiendo que algún día el se tiene que marchar Comparto yo mis puertas para que puedas tu entrar Sabia es la persona que lo pueda escuchar Aq

Time
Minutes and seconds are passing us by Minutes and seconds are passing us by Time... Time Minutes and seconds are passing us by Time... Time Time... Time... Time is always passing by Doesn't matter where you are Time is passing us by What a beautiful moment If you're willing to trade Then I'll give you a moment of mine Give you a moment of mine Minutes and seconds are passing us by Minutes and seconds are passing us by Minutes and seconds are passing us by (Time will never stand still) Minutes and seconds are passing us by Minutes and seconds are passing us by (Time will never stand still) Time... Time... Time is always passing by Doesn't matter where you are Time is passing us by What a beautiful moment If we took it away We could use it on some other day Use it on some other day Time is here, Time is now Time is here, Time is now Time will kill... Time will heal Time will come and go away But time will never stay... Time will kill Tim

Serena
Snow has covered her grave And flowers have withered away Could wind cries in the trees Frozen tears mark my grief The flickering weak candlelight Shatters the dead of the night I bury my face into my hand I try to speak but I cant With a breeze arrives a sparrow Lands on her gravestone I raise my head and realize I am no longer alone Haven of shadows in the garden of stones Cold wind blows out the flame And darkness surrounds me again The sparrow starts silently singing A song only she and I know I shed tears on her grave And silently whisper her name As cold wind still shakes the trees I know she now rests in peace With a breeze leaves the sparrow Flies into the unknown I bow my head and realize I want to follow

Im Me!!!
You scored as Submissive. You are a natural submissive, and live to please your partner. While you have a will of your own, you enjoy challenging yourself if it gives someone you care about pleasure. While you are smart and decisive, you enjoy "letting someone else drive" at times. You are a rare and beautiful creature, and will be *extremely* cherished when under the care of the right Dominant. Submissive90%Abuser or Sycophant68%Vanilla43%Dominant33%Vanilla or Dom/sub?created with QuizFarm.com

Guys Heads Up,,,,
Guys heads up, a warning from a friend of mine................... A "heads up" for those of you who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good looking 20 or 21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Rona. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wa

Worst 10 Pickup Lines
A Top 10 on Pickup lines 1."So, what's your screen name?" 2."My mom is passed out on meds. Wanna come over?" 3."Get into the back of my van, I'm not kidding." 4."I'm a tenth level wizard. Wanna see my cape?" 5."So, have you ever been to Czechoslovakia? Perhaps the Soviet Union?" 6."Hey, its singles night at the Scientology Center" 7."Let's go pray." 8."Wanna see my junk?" 9."Have you ever seen the inside of a public utilities bathroom?" 10."Someone walks up to you and spits on you. "Can I help you get out of them wet clothes?"

I Hate Today
i wish today would have never came,,, my father a lying cheating son of a bitch,, for years i did not know,, he would never come around ,,, then today i fount out that he is a child molester,, when he dies i will be the first to piss on his grave,, if he reads this: I FUCKING HATE YOU ,, STAY OUT OF MY LIFE,, OH WAIT YOU ARE ALREADY OUT MY LIFE,, I AM YOUR ONE AND ONLY DAUGHTER,, BESIDES MY STEP SISTER,, AND YOU SHOULDNT BE A PARENT CUZ YOU STILL PLAY ,, YOU AINT NO MAN,,,YOU WILL BECOME A MAN WHEN YOU ARE A FATHER TO YOUR KIDS,,

I Am So Happy Part 2
I really am happy when I talk to this woman she is really great to talk to. I feel like I am cloud 9. I thought that after I got divorced that I would never feel this way about a woman again. But I was wrong and it feels so good that I just wanna tell the world how much I love her and I can't wait to see her.

I'm Having A Contest!
ok its official, i'm havin my very first contest so listen up! who has the best t-shirt? if you think your t-shirt deserves recognition please let me know and i will add you to my contest. as soon as i have enough contestants i will go over the rules and regulations and of course the prizes! so if you have a pic of you in a great t-shirt please let me know!

Yikes!!
Well, my back has been hurting me lately... too much walking while christmas shopping and from standing all day long on the concrete floor at the harley shop, but I wasn't too worried about it because I was going to go after christmas and get another set of radio frequency shots..... they told me to protect my back, but I haven't been doing that very well lately.... well.......I got a bill in the mail today!!! $2,000 per shot and I had 2 of them.... Insurance paid all but $500, so now I owe $1,000 for the damn things..... my steroid shots didn't cost a dime (insurance paid them all) so I wasn't expecting to pay anything for these shots..... I can't afford to get these shots!!!!! I wonder why the hell the dr. didn't tell me they would cost me that much.... if I knew that, I wouldn't have gotten them..... grrrrrr... looks like it's back to pain pills for me!! :(

My Primery Pic
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHIT. I COME ON MY PAGE AFTER TWO DAYS OF NOT BEING ON AND FIND THAT MY PHOTO THAT HAS BEEN UP FOR A MONTH NOW IS NSFW. PLEASE SOME ONE TELL ME WHY AND WHO EVER BITCHED WHAT THE FUCK IS UR PROBLEM AND WHY DO U THINK IT IS NSFW CUS I HAVE SEEN FAR WORSE THEN THAT WHAT JUST CUS IT HAS FETISH ON IT IS THAT THE PROB OR WHAT THERE IS NOTING SEXUALLY EXPLICIT ABOUT IT. IT IS A BUTT SO WHAT I HAVE SEEN PIC OF NOTHING BUT CLEVAGE SO WHAT ABOUT THOSE SO FROM NOW ON NO ONE RIPS MY PHOTOS WITH OUT MY PERMISSION AND IF U DOT LIKE I DONT CARE.

I Knew I'd Like 30
See, I knew I was beginning to like being 30!! ~becky In case you missed it on 60 Minutes...... This is for all you girls 30 years and over... And for those who are turning 30, and for those who are scared of moving into their 30's... AND for guys who are scared of girls over 30!!! This was a monologue by Andy Rooney from the CBS show, 60 Minutes Andy Rooney said: As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting. A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in whom she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a hoot what you might think about her or what she's doing. Women over 30 are dignified.

Poem By My Daughter....
My Daughter Beth wrote this for me when I left for Iraq: i love you daddy you don't know how much I'll miss you you'll never know how much it hurts me to watch you leave you'll never know... what it feels like to watch your sisters cry wondering if you'll come home or die mommy loves you like a brother and you're my dad there will be no other you got divorced when i was young and mommy just stuck out her tongue she hated you for years but now she's in tears because her best friends going out to war she watched you leave with his troop through the doubled-door and you'll never know... what if feels like to watch your sisters cry wondering if you'll come home or die mommy loves you like a brother and your my dad tere will be no other you said they'll try to take you away but you wont't let them 'cause you cant wait for the day to see me you won't let the bad guys take you away i thought you left because you didn't like me you had to go protect the country i

Life Of A Dj...
One of the lamest things bout being a DJ is the waiting! I am so glad it's just something I do during the holiday season. I would rip my hair out! and i have a fade so you know that shit would hurt! But I can't complain really. After the party tonight I'm done til next season. :P Man I never thought 3 parties over the last 3 days could get boring...ALMOST lol...I sit and wait. :P le sigh...

Untitled
untitled It is a night of dark desire, a song of darkness, wolves vent their howls. The dark one stirs. Curling, icy wisps of death shrouds her pale form, an eternal desire. Her raven hair cascades over pale and delicate shoulders, and her full crimson lips part slightly, to taste the red tears streaming from the pale flesh beneath her. Now a night of shared vitality, I awaken.

Righteous Hatred
righteous hatred what have you done to me? a smothering indistinctness of betrayal as memories diminish. once we experienced bliss, untainted and open, but your heart soured. a clouded throng of hatred - thoughts follow bitterness, follow pain, love ground to dust. in a torrent of righteousness, i hate you.

The Picnic
Penny the Peppermint Poodle And Perry the Purple Peacock Walked with a pair of parasols To play in the park down the block They packed a picnic with a peach A pear, a prune and a pickle There was a piece of pie for each And a piece of pumpernickel Their pink pal Pete the Parakeet Prepared pizza and plum strudel For Perry the Purple Peacock And Penny the Peppermint Poodle

Two Lost Souls
The warm glow inside the blushes i cant hide sorry no more felt virtual kisses my heart has to melt to feel your touch just to hold your hand such a gift only we could understand only time will tell if lady love will remove her spell for falling so soon and deep i can not help for this love is new and never felt one day soon when we first meet all my defences you will surely defeat are souls will be together embraced the kiss of lipps and your love to taste this the gift that feels so heaven sent my love for you is always yours and for ever never borrowed or to someone else lent for you will be my one and only and i promise with the vow of my words your heart will never be lonely these my thoughts are clean and true and so i can say with no doubt or regret that i love you

Philosophy Of Housecleaning!
MY PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING! I don't do windows because ... I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt. I don't wax floors because ... I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terrible ( plus they may sue me.) I don't mind the dust bunnies because ... They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say. I don't disturb cobwebs because ... I want every creature to have a home of their own. I don't Spring Clean because ... I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous. I don't pull weeds in the garden because ... I don't want to get in God's way, HE is an excellent designer! I don't put things away because ... My husband will never be able to find them again. I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because ... I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner. I don't

Thank You
People come and go through My life but for some reason You seemed to have stayed by my side No matter how much i tried to push you out you always got back in No matter how much i hurt you you always stayed No matter how much i fought you you never fought back and you always stayed No matter how much i hated myself you always loved me Thank you for standing by me through it all and for loving me for me

What I Love About You
What I Love About You I love the way you look at me, Your eyes so bright and blue. I love the way you kiss me, Your lips so soft and smooth. I love the way you make me so happy, And the ways you show you care. I love the way you say, "I Love You," And the way you're always there. I love the way you touch me, Always sending chills down my spine. I love that you are with me, And glad that you are mine.

The Jewel
You're my man, my mighty king, And I'm the jewel in your crown, You're the sun so hot and bright, I'm your light-rays shining down, You're the sky so vast and blue, And I'm the white clouds in your chest, I'm a river clean and pure, Who in your ocean finds her rest, You're the mountain huge and high, I'm the valley green and wide, You're the body firm and strong, And I'm a rib bone on your side, You're an eagle flying high, I'm your feathers light and brown, You're my man, my king of kings, And I'm the jewel in your crown.

Forever And Always
When I'm with you, eternity is a step away, my love continues to grow, with each passing day. This treasure of love, I cherish within my soul, how much I love you... you'll never really know. You bring a joy to my heart, I've never felt before, with each touch of your hand, I love you more and more. Whenever we say goodbye, whenever we part, know I hold you dearly, deep inside my heart. So these seven words, I pray you hold true, "Forever And Always, I Will Love You."

Untiltled
There is light in you that no one sees.. Because its been shattered and hidden by misery.. They state that misery does not ajoined well with company.. but when look you will see that individual that brings out the light that you no longer see.. I have been there and live there in the darkest part of my soul trying to take away the one thing that I hold.. I held my life in my hands and wondered the streets lost and confused hoping and wishing that my life would end here.. Still to this day I sometimes say lord please take me far far away.. My heart is scorned and bursied and can’t take no more.. I have been through the paths of hell one to many times.. I wonder sometimes when I’m going to die.. I even felt at times that there was no one to love me cause I live in misery.. Depression is a bitch and can kill you softly.. can have you in tears that never disappear.. It makes you feel like your useless.. If you have ever walked a path in the shadow of darkness you know it’s a lonely p

Vampyre Kisses
I come to you in the darkness As you're sleeping in your bed I silently walk toward you As you slowly raise your head I gently whisper to you, "I am one of the undead." You stare at me with terror As I climb into your bed With thoughts of death And darkness swimming your head But soon they turn lustful As you see my long black gown With passionate desire burning; You hardly make a sound Don't be frightened of me I've only come to feed And if you do this for me I'll satisfy your need So as the midnight hours Quietly tick by As we feed Each others' blood lust And agreeably comply And so the dawn approaches I gently take your hand As we walk a path to darkness In the quiet of the land You step with me into my coffin As I slowly close the lid And from the eyes of daylight We are silently hid

A Special Date
He had asked her to meet him in the hotel parking lot. He had told her that a little shopping spree was in store. He told her to wear her CFM sandals, an above the knee skirt and a blouse. She came driving in, ten minutes late, flushed, breathless. He was parked in a remote corner of the lot. She jumped out and as he had "trained" her, came around to his side of the car. "You're late," he said. She started to explain but he stopped her with a gesture. "Late little girls, what happens to them?" She looked down and said "they get spanked." "Do you deserve to be spanked?" She nodded. "Come closer." She did. "Are you wet?" he asked. She nodded. "Show me." "Right here?" she whined. He didn't respond. She inched her skirt up. He extended his arm and slid his fingers under her thong and into her. She was soaked. She knew her face was red and she felt warm. He started talking, sliding his thumb along her clit. "Well you are good and juicy for me, that's delightful my

Mindfuck
Like a rollercoaster haunted house Like screaming screaming screaming at the top of your lungs of your lungs Like time warps and photo negatives Like that bad bad really bad 80's rock music Like Toto meets Africa meets Acapella meets the Earth Tones Like flowered rainboots and hot pink post its and flying moon monkeys going midnight bowling with strobe lights and godammit it won't fit it just won't fit and it's like that fucking 89 or the lunch detention for chewing gum Or fuck it's that mindfuck it's this fucking poem This poem has officially fucked your mind Up the ass No Lubricant

~~are We Fighting A War On Terror Or Aren't We~~
Subject: Sentiments Outstanding sentiments! > > WOW . ?? is this laying it on the line or what? > The lady who wrote this letter is Pam Foster of Pamela Foster and Associates in Atlanta . She's been in business since 1980 doing interior design and home planning. She recently wrote a letter to a family member serving in Iraq ....... Read it! > "Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was > it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001? > Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not > brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan , across the Potomac from our nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania? Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they? And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran

Slow Cooker - French Style Pork Stew
I love this recipie. The prep takes a bit of work, but it is worth it :) By The Book: 1 tablespoon vegetable oil 1 pork tenderloin (16oz), cut into 3/4-1" cubes 1 medium onion, coarsely chopped 1 rib of celery, sliced 1/2 teaspoon dried basil leaves 1/4 teaspoon dried rosemary, crushed 1/4 teaspoon dried oregano leaves 1 cup chicken broth 2 tablespoons all-purpose flour 1/2 package frozen mixed vegetables (8oz), thawed 1 jar (4 oz) sliced mushrooms, drained 1 package (about 6oz) rice 2 teaspoons lemon juice 1/8 teaspoon ground nutmeg Salt and Pepper 1) Heat oil in large skillet over high heat. Add pork, onion, celery, basil, rosemary and oregano. cook until pork is browned. Place pork mixture in slow cooker. Stir Chicken broth into flour until smooth, pour into slow cooker. 2) Stir in vegetables and mushrooms. Cover, cook on low 4 hours or until pork is barely pink in center. Prepare rice according to package, discarding any spice packet if desired. 3) Sti

Kissing Frogs While Looking For Prince Charming
Ok so I am changing this a little but i love the idea of the post. So if you dont want to read this press the back button dumb ass. I love how guys say girls are confusing well guess what gentlemen you guys arent crystal clear either. In my dating experenice i have dated a wide variety of guys and each on i could never figure out. Girls might get complicated but guys change all together when they are with a girlfriend. Girls always see the best in a guy when they are in "like" with a guy. Even though all our friends will tell us what a bad idea the whole thing is, we still just think our guy is the "Perfect" boyfriend. In the end though, girls always say "why didnt you tell me this before?" We tend to make ourselves look dumb some of the time. As young girls, we are told fairytales. And every girl is told about the princess that kissed the frog and he turned in to her one and only true love, Prince Charming. So we are brain washed to think that there is a prince charming in every

Men And Sex
1) Penis size isn’t a simple measurement. Most men worry about the size of their penis at some point their lives. Sadly, they usually do this with little understanding of what the average penis size is. While some women report that penis size does matter, most people agree that penis size isn’t nearly as important as things like overall sexual interest, sexual technique, and sexual compatibility. All things that have much more to do with the organ between ones ears than the one between ones legs. 2) Men don’t always want to have sex. The stereotype of male sexuality is that men always want sex. This stereotype is so ingrained in men that many act it out, engaging in sex when they don’t really feel like it just because it is expected of them. The fact is that there are many times when men don’t feel like having sex, and this doesn’t always indicate a “problem”. Low libido may be caused by physical or psychological factors, but it can also be a reasonable reaction to life’s stressors.

You Are The Answer
It is rewarding to find someone you like, but it is essential to like yourself. It is quickening to recognize that someone is a good and decent human being, but it is indispensable to view yourself as acceptable. It is a delight to discover people who are worthy of respect and admiration and love, but it is vital to believe yourself deserving of these things. For you cannot live in someone else. You cannot find yourself in someone else. You cannot be given a life by someone else. Of all the people you will know in a lifetime, you are the only one you will never leave or lose. To the question of your life, you are the only answer. To the problems of your life, you are the only solution.

My Day
OOOOO I just hate it when Kristi posts another blog...cuz then what do i feel like doing? Yup you got it! I need to come and write one myself...she just seems to get me in the writing mood! I went to see my man today, got to get my whole hour in this week...and most of the time we dont even get that. I get there a little early cuz i hate being there at exactly the time we have to go in for visit and figured that if I am a little early then they will leave me in to sign in and all that good shit. I get there, ring the buzzer and they let me in. Im standing there waiting and they tell me that I have 6 minutes yet and to go outside and wait. Ok so im pissed, once again I am not gonna get the whole hour. I stand out there and wait and the probation department shows up with a new inmate, so that means that I have to wait more cuz they have to get her in there and situated. Such bullshit! So finally after about 12 minutes of waiting they let us in...me and another lady...but beforehand ther

This Is So My Song!
Where is the moment we need at the most You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost They tell me your blue skies fade to grey They tell me your passion's gone away And I don't need no carryin' on You stand in the line just to hit a new low You're faking a smile with the coffee to go You tell me your life's been way off line You're falling to pieces everytime And I don't need no carryin' on Cause you had a bad day You're taking one down You sing a sad song just to turn it around You say you don't know You tell me don't lie You work at a smile and you go for a ride You had a bad day The camera don't lie You're coming back down and you really don't mind You had a bad day You had a bad day Well you need a blue sky holiday The point is they laugh at what you say And I don't need no carryin' on You had a bad day You're taking one down You sing a sad song just to turn it around You say you don't know You tell me don't lie You work at a smile and you go fo

I Just Don't Get It!!!!!!!!!!!
I really don't understand this site. And what it is for. So far I have found out that, 99 percent of the people on here dont want to be friends. They just want the pictures, rated. It feels like a game. That you can't win, unless your some hot looking female. Showing next to nothing or nothing. I don't really get that much feed back from anybody. There is so much to do on this site. But none of it really seems to have a point. I see that there is all these contest. But it's like there is a new contest everyday. But I trully thought Cherry Taps was supposed to be an online bar. And I don't really see it. Maybe I don't know what I am doing. if anyone can help me Give me all the awnsers to make my experience on here a better one Thanks Rob

Lennon Files
LOS ANGELES, Dec 20 (Reuters Life!) - The FBI has released the last 10 documents from its secret files on slain Beatle John Lennon that had been withheld for 25 years on the ground they could prompt "military retaliation" against the United States, campaigners for their release said on Wednesday. The files turn out to contain only well known information about Lennon's ties to left-wing leaders and antiwar groups in London in 1970 and 1971, said Jon Wiener, a history professor at the University of California, Irvine, and the Southern California chapter of the American Civil Liberties Union. "Today we can see that the national security claims the FBI has been making for 25 years were absurd from the beginning. The Lennon FBI file is a classic case of excessive government secrecy," Wiener said in a statement. The released documents include one that states Lennon "encouraged the belief that he holds revolutionary views ... by the content of some of his songs." Ano

Wearing A Kilt At New Years Eve
So, I am going to this hotel at New Years Eve with some family. And it's a black tie kinda event. So, I'll be wearing a kilt and all the trimmings.... Those who want to see some pics of it posted will need to rate me and comment me so they can see the pics effective 01/01/2007 Let me know what you like. Love and Hugs S xxx P.S. The answer is yes, I am a true Scotsman..

Decisions...decisions....
A young woman went to her mother and told her about her life and how things were so hard for her. She did not know how she was going to make it and wanted to give up. She was tired of fighting and struggling. It seemed as one problem was solved a new one arose. Her mother took her to the kitchen. She filled three pots with water. In the first, she placed carrots, in the second she placed eggs and the last she placed ground coffee beans. She let them sit and boil without saying a word. In about twenty minutes, she turned off the burners. She fished the carrots out and placed them in a bowl. She pulled the eggs out and placed them in a bowl. Then she ladled the coffee out and placed it in a bowl. Turning to her daughter, she asked, "Tell me what do you see?" "Carrots, eggs, and coffee," she replied. She brought her closer and asked her to feel the carrots. She did and noted that they soft. She then asked her to take an egg and break it. After pulling off the shell, she

4 Different Types Of Girlz
A nigga has 4 different types of girls.. 1. Wifey 2. Boo 3. Bitches 4. Hoes 1)Wifey is irreplaceable.. but she is the only one that is irreplaceable.. She is the girl that the guy loves and will always be loved, and he never wants to see her with another man. 2) Boo is replaceable, she thinks she's Wifey, but will NEVER be Wifey because Wifey was made Wifey and is irreplaceable.. she can NEVER replace her.. , ... but will NEVER achieve her spot for any longer than a few months, And Boo either gets replaced with another Bitch, or, the man matures and decides that Wifey is the one for him.. (Ladies.. you don't want to be BOO) 3) Bitches.. A female that a male uses only for sex or other sexually related events..Dat call and you need a quick nut. The bitch is the first one running there. 4) Hoes.. enough said! Trying to move up in life, Wants to be a Bitch or a Boo. Hoes are just the girls you bag for no reason and have them in your phone. Backups incase a bitch or

This Is A Repost ... It Is Still Untitled
Resistance is futile when lost in the rush passions entwined rapture, breathless and hushed lost in the mixing of your sent with mine your sweet deep kisses are euphoria divine electric intensity at the feel of your touch never has my passion been this much I desire more my thirst yet unquenched I drink in your beauty my lust is drenched in the juices of love shared by the fire two become one in the dance of desire moving to the beat of our quickening pace pressing together as sharing the same space low moans become louder as breathing is intense ecstasy's shudder racks you with waves and suspense as to the coming orgasm you rush to the goal I feel you convulse around my hardness as you loose control I can't wait any more I keep driving hard and fast I need the release I don't know how much longer I can last I feel it coming and it is beyond belief it pounds me with pleasure it brings me relief it just keeps going and going, you feel it I know I can tell by the way

Preditor Alert
Hello everyone, It seems my phantom that was so taken by me has decided to play not so nice with me. He has changed my password to my account so I had to come into Cherry Tapped with a different email account and start all over. So here's the preditor and women all be very careful of our Lost cherry Phantom.He has even deleted all my blogs. I guess he wants to try to cover his tracks. He is playing with the wrong girl,I may look innocent but I can be lethal. Heres his link: http://www.cherrytap.com/user/267953 HIs real name is Jonathan Hesse he lives in Mesa Arizona and he works for Intel Corporation . Tell him he is not very nice for hurting me Thanks,Kat /simikathy.com

To The Ladies...if I Were Santa......
If I were ol' Santa, you know what I'd do; I'd dump silly gifts that are given to you, and deliver some things just inside your front door, things you have lost, but treasured before. I'd give you back all your maidenly vigor, and to go along with it, a neat tiny figure. Then restore the old color that once graced your hair, before rinses and bleaches took residence there. I'd bring back the shape with which you were gifted, so things now suspended need not be uplifted. I'd draw in your tummy and smooth down your back until you'd be a dream in those tight fitting slacks. I'd remove all your wrinkles and leave only one chin, so you wouldn't spend hours rubbing grease on your skin. You'd never have flashes or queer dizzy spells and you wouldn't hear noises like ringing of bells. No sore aching feet and no corns on your toes; no searching for spectacles when they're right on your nose. Not a shot would you take in your arm, hip or fanny from a doctor who thinks you're

Night Before Christmas
THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there; The children were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads; And mamma in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap, Had just settled down for a long winter's nap, When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter. Away to the window I flew like a flash, Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash. The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below, When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer, With a little old driver, so lively and quick, I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick. More rapid than eagles his coursers they c

Is This Your True Love? Sagittarius
Important note: This basic comparison chart is generated for the masses only. A Full Comparison chart involves a tremendous work and will help you to understand your business/emotional partner to great extend. Thus if you experience stress in your relationship a 90 MN taped Comparison chart between you and your lover or marriage partner is a must as to comprehend your celestial differences. This awareness will bring a huge difference in handling and understanding your partner and avoid heartaches. IMPORTANT note: the location of your Dragon's Head and tail by birth is extraordinary important and CAN NOT be addressed in these files. There is more power in your Dragon Head and Tail alone than the entire complexity of an astrological chart. Thus a soft Cancer or Pisces who inherited a self centered aggressive Tail of the Dragon in Aries or Leo will be far more selfish and violent than what a "sign" such a Cancer (loving/caring) should be. Remember these files are generated for the

Desired Gift
For Christmas I don't want your guilt nor do I want your pity for the only thing I ask for is to hear the Angels sing I want to hear the Angels singing in rejoice that day that a miracle has occured in the most wonderful way For all I want to hear is that my Father will be okay and that will be my greatest gift this coming Christmas day So to church I went tonight and lit a candle for him as my Christmas gift to my Father with a heart oh so true So I will keep hoping and praying as well too that on Christmas day a miracle will come true

I'm Just Reposting...
...is not a valid excuse for reposting stupid bulletins. The way I see it, if you repost a bulletin without comments of your own, you are essentially agreeing with the original poster. If you only repost shit because "their (sic) my friend, and thats what friends do," you're an idiot.

An Angel Inside Me
An Angel Inside Me By Shannon Moir Although you were not meant to be, you were the little Angel inside of me. All of the tears, worries and cries, Who would have known we would have to say good-bye. Me and your daddy only knew each other a short while, We didn't plan to have you but excepted you with a smile. Our lives so quickly began to change, Our future plans had to be re-arranged. Nine weeks went by, Easter was there, This is the day I needed Hospital care. I couldn't believe what was happening to me, The little person was leaving that was inside of me. We named you Mackayla if you were a girl, and maybe Joshua if you were a boy, Didn't really matter as long as your birth was a healthy and happy joy. When your daddy and I heard the news that you were gone, I began to wonder how could our broken hearts go on? We didn't get to see you, We didn't hear your cry, We didn't get to see you in all the cute clothes we did buy. My precious Angel I want you to k

Rest In Peace
Rest in Peace By Maia Bliss Rest in peace, my little son. Your life was over before it begun. You were with me for not much time, Five short months that you were mine. Then one day you had to go, The reason why we'll never know. The night you were born, I knew in my heart, You will always be with me though we're apart. You were so tiny but perfect to me, Little fingers and toes, perfect as can be. I held you in my arms, I didn't want to let go, Here's a few things I want you to know......... When you left you took a part of me, Something that no one can see. You have my heart with you always Even on the cloudiest days. Your brother and sister love you too, Even though they never saw you. When you felt mommy and daddy give you that kiss......... You're forever in our hearts MICHAEL GREGORY BLISS Love you always Mommy, Daddy, Kiera & John Jr.

Not Going To Be On Until Tomorrown Night
well had a death call today, picked up the body, tomorrow was going to be a day off tomorrow, but the family wants the funeral tomorrow. So we have to get the body and every thing ready tonight for tomorrows funeral. I am just on a break now, had to get something to eat. and going back over there. and when i get home going to bed and getting up early tomorrow to finish the finial prep. Oh, FYI, This will be the first funeral I have been in charge of. But the family really seems to like me, but I will have a lic funeral director from another funeral home watching over me the whole time, to make it legal and to critic me for the owner of the funeral home, so I best do it well. Well talk to you all something saturday afternoon or saturday night, take care.

Since I Can Comment My Friends......
I'm going to bed.... I've tried leaving several comments to my friends... hopefully they will have this fixed in the morning... .I"m tired anyways... got all my presents wrapped......and I'm wiped out.....

One Fond
Friends are family Family is a funny thing they live deep inside We carry them with us and always with such pride The members of our family some are born into Then others join by loving us in all we have gone through We feel the hole left behind went they are gone away We think of them often as we go through our day We smile when we see them and feel good to hold them dear We want them always with us and try to keep them near Absent though they may be they never can be far For they live deep inside of us no matter where they are Time does move so quickly and brings them back you see Friends are family always and though out eternity By R. Thomas Dinsmore

Leadership Quality
"Develop a voice that others not only want to hear, but also wish to follow. This is part art, part science and often is heavily influenced by the natural gifts a leader possesses." -- Bruce Kasanoff, Research Director Now Possible - Westport, CT Isn't that a great quote???? Kat

Any Woman Who Loves Me Better Be A Dog Lover !
You scored as WereWolf. WereWolf: Craving rare Meat, feeling caged, aggitated by being around people. Unable to control one's anger or temper. The person will give off symptoms of the shift. They will seem more hostile, blood thirsty, aggitated. They may even growl, bare their teeth or other animal like tendencies. In rare cases, some will physically change. Facial hair will grow thicker or darker, nails will become longer, canine's will seem longer. Embrace your wild side, for you are The Misunderstood WereWolf.WereWolf100%Angel67%Mermaid67%Faerie50%Demon50%Dragon50%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com And up for doggie style! lol

Great News
okay ppl i have great news im pregnant again with my 3rd baby im so happy and so is my man jason so wish us luck cuz we will need it and i don't know how far a long am but i will let u know when i know more incudlein my due date so agian wish me luck oh and happy hoildays

The Road Less Travelled
"I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I -- I took the one less travelled by, And that has made all the difference." --- Robert Frost I dont' know whether to agree or disagree with him. I certainly have been known to take the road less travelled, and the experiences have been indeed different from the road most people travel and experience; however, I am not sure if it has been all that much of a benefit to my career -- or not??? The final verdict is yet to be seen -- probably another 40-50 years down the road. :)) LOL...

Anyone Going To Comment Me?
hey guys I feel unloved here as no one has commented me in the average joe contest come on now I know I'm not that damn homely show me some love heres the link go comment me some at least. Just copy and paste into your browser it will get you there. Thanx and happy and safe Holidays to all my friends on cherrytap...huggs http://cherrytap.com/bulletins.php?b=2417201019 David

Please Come Vote
PLEASE VOTE FOR ME IN THIS CONTEST http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=335512&albumid=142664&i=130704675 there is the link please come vote love ya all i am beginning to think my friends do not love me here lol come on people i need your support thanks to all that has so far and remeber i love you all and MERRY CHRISTMAS and have a happy new year!

Am I Hawt??
attractive test! would you makeout with me me? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe Would you sleep with me? [] In an instant! [] Yes [] No [] Maybe Am I attractive? [] Heck no [] hot as Hell [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay [] Ugly! Do you think I'm a virgin? [] Yes [] No [] Don't know Name one thing you would like to do to me... [] _____________ I look like.. [] A player [] One time thing [] Next bf/gf [] A friend [] A friend with benefits [] A possibility [] A loser If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [] Yes [] No [] maybe Would you rather.. [] Hook up with me [] Cuddle with me [] Date me [] Friends [] Friends with benefits On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [] 1 [] 2 [] 3 [] 4 [] 5 [] 6 [] 7 [] 8 [] 9 [] 10 What would you want me to be to you? [] Friend [] Girlfriend/Boyfriend [] Friend with benefits [] Husband/Wife Would you give me a lapdance? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe Would u give me your n

Breathless
I'm not too fit, I'll have you know I'm overweight and rather slow But when I run, I manage; though I'm breathless! Though in the past it was not thus, I am not one to swear and cuss, Except that, trying to catch a bus, I'm breathless! When as a youth, I used to play With sweet young ladies in the hay The girls would be the ones to say: "I'm breathless"! At sport I'd always stay the course I was as strong as any horse But now, with just a little force, I'm breathless! I guess my life has reached the stage When these things happen at my age. If all my passions I assuage, I'm breathless! I have my annual body checks And find out if I need new specs. But sadly, when I'm having sex, I'm breathless! No longer, now, do I aspire To climb a mountain, walk on fire; Instead I curb each wild desire - I'm breathless! by Taz

Sex Is A Transaction,
With emotional currency, You're either lucky or an arsehole, If you're getting it for free, Some are prepared to barter flesh, For company or affection, A house, a car, a family, Money or protection, When morality is attached to Guilt can reduce the pleasure, Whereby with uninhibited Comes ecstasy without measure. There are those whom believe that, SEX is just for procreation, While there are others for whom it is, Their favourite recreation, There are people who only have, SEX over the phone, And others who are happy, To do it on their own, There are some who really get off, On lingerie and leather, And those who simply prefer, To masturbate together.

M. Night Shyamalan
I swear to christ on all that is supposed to be holy that this asshole couldn't write, act, or direct his way out of a wet paper bag. I just watched "The Lady in the Water" and it was a steaming pile of dog shit. The only great thing he ever did was "A Sixth Sense". Everything he has done since then makes him out to be a pretentious cocksucker who thinks he's gonna be able to get by prentending to trick the audience into following a horrible story line. M. Night Shyamalan you have officialy become one of my enemies.

Amor De Dos Culturas
(spanish) Cuando en dos culturas Hay amor, que es diferente, En las dos culturas encuentras paz y amistad Y cuando te enamoras No importa de qué sangre es, sino la sangre Que hay dentro de tu corazón (english) Title: Love Of Two Cultures When in two cultures There is love,that is different In two cultures you find peace and friendship And when court you It does not matter of what blood is,but the blood That there is inside your heart

A Little Peek Into The Bent Colour Of My Brain.
So this is a thought that squirmed its way out from the useless folds of gray matter I call a brain at some point in time. Destructive... Like comets in the sky Beautiful streaks of explosion Incendiary whips of fire bury themselves into the flesh Daredevil the comet's new heart Lips made of gold and white flame eyes of suns and stars too far to kill, too close to burn With sun's ore in our veins We destroy our old selves and make something new through the fire of inspiration Radical idea dessimate the mind replace it with molten thought ripe and pliant like clay Create inside a new idea, burn what was left of the past into nothing but wayward ash And whip the cold sluggish Soul into the burning frenzy of revolution of change with those lips of heated scales ...Rebirth And thus, feel free to call me a little "disjointed" au le tete. Mrowr. ^._.^

A Marine In Iraq Speaks Out
This is thought provoking!!!! We need more people like this to take a stand against ignorance... John Kerry said, "You know education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well, and if you don't, you get stuck in Iraq." So I wrote him a letter: I am a Sergeant in the United States Marine Corps. I am currently on my second tour in Iraq, a tour I volunteered for. I speak Arabic and Spanish and I plan to tackle Persian Farsi soon. I have a Bachelors and an Associates Degree and between deployments I am pursuing an M.B.A. In college I was a member of several academic honor societies, including the Golden Key Honor Society. I am not unique among the enlisted troops. Many of my enlisted colleagues include lawyers, teachers, mechanics, engineers, musicians and artists just to name a few. You say that your comments were directed towards the President and not us. If we were stupid Senator Kerry, we

I Would Like, If I May, To Tell You A Strange Story
There is a house an old house used and broken It is locked and chained defended by everything possible In the house is a room the room is empty Except for a box small but heavy In the box is the most precious thing in the world There is a man, he owns the house the room the box But he could never hope to own whats inside just contain it He does everything he can to keep it safe sealing his box as tightly as he can He would die if he lost it forever without hope He needs whats in the box more than he needs life itself But he knows deep inside the tighter he holds on the harder it will be to hold He knows he must open the box let its contents be free But the risk is so great he keeps it locked away hiding from the world Nobody benefiting from this amazing thing He lives his life in fear of losing this precious commodity Than one day he checks the house the room the box The wonderful thing is gone! He is left with nothing but the empty shell of so

Def Leppard Two Steps Behind Video
I was at the concert that they filmed the live part of this video!! Awesome show that night!! Two Steps Behind Video - Def Leppard lyricsDef Leppard Music VideosMusic Video Codes by VideoCure

Listen To This!
LISTEN! To the nite i had tonite! For fuck sakes...K! So we are on our way back from my mans company christmas party rite...I wanted to stop to get some tape...(yes still cristmas wrapping)anyway..we go to the walmart...its open late..and its still stupid busy..so i get a couple rolls of tape..and wait half hour in line...get to the fucking till...open my purse...wallets not there. So on our way home i wanted to stop at the liquor store..(you all know me) So i have to use my mans bank card, we get there, I get outta the truck...and the liquor store was closed. FUCK! (I say to myself) Get back to the truck and realised I didnt even take jays bank card!! GOOD GRIEF! And the funny part was when my man said to me.."Anywhere else you want to "drive to" LMAO! So that was it ...went home...am drinking apple juice..and goin to bed soon cuz i cant stay up and wrap christmas presents. lol, goodnite

You're All I Need
How can I get any sleep when I stay up missing you How do I dream any dreams when in my mind you run through All I can say is I wake up happier than ever You make me smile in everything you do I haven't felt this way in forever I'm glad you came my way the breeze hit me just right now all I want to do is hold on to you tight I love how I can be relaxed and not have to worry the certainty that I can trust you and the thought that we don't have to hurry I know this sounds silly but you put me at ease all the things I said I would want but baby you're all I need

A Firehouse Christmas
A Firehouse Christmas By Aaron Espy . . . she stood in the station doorway framed by snowflakes the size of a toddler’s hand. Heavy, white ones, falling like tiny angels who couldn’t resist a short dance in her hair. Like Santa she brought joy, Her bulging bundle of teddy bears and woolly mammoths, their faces pressed against the opaque bag, hoping for escape, a chance to be squeezed again by little hands, and held close to tiny faces . . . Seattle Decembers are misty and steel gray, like the navy ships and aircraft carriers that silently ply our waterways. Three or four times each winter a heavy, wet Puget Sound snow bends the cedar boughs and hemlock branches and the carpet of ferns on the forest floor with white wonder. It blankets and crusts our curving, winding roadways, turning every hill into a toboggan course for kids and the adults who wish they still were. For a fire-station lieutenant, it also fills the nights with fender benders, aban

Two Worlds
Life is a strange, two-sided thing... A dirge to chant, or a song to sing; A sad, cold world, or a thrilling place, A tough, old grind, or an exciting race. A drudge-filled chore, or a challenging dare, A thorny bush, or a flower fair. A task to do or a chance to give, A day to spend or a life to live!

The Last Alarm
THE LAST ALARM My father was fireman. He drove a big red truck and when he`d go to work each day he`d say, "Mother wish me luck." Then Dad would not come home again `till sometime the next day. But the thing that bothered me the most was the thing`s some folks would say, "A fireman`s life is easy, he eats and sleeps and plays, and sometimes he wont fight a fire for days and days." When I first heard these words I was young to understand but I knew when people had trouble Dad was there to lend a hand. then my father went to work one day and kissed us all goodbye but little did we realizes that night we all would cry. My father lost his life that night when the floor gave way below and I`d wondered why he`d risk his life for someone he did not know. But not I truly realize the greatest gift a man can give is to lay his life upon the line so that someone else might live. So as we go from day to day and we pray to God above say a prayer for your local fireman. He may save the one`s you lo

How To Increase Your Level ...
First announce a competition, but let your friends know when it wil end, but not anyone else. Then pull in some unknowns and people who do not have a clue what you are up to, to compete in the contest. Advertise the contest and display the rules. Once started, just let everyone vote as per the rules and eliminate people as the competition draws to a close. Then allow the friends you want to increase their points comment bomb, and in the process get the other person in the competition comment bomb and increase their level. Now let this run until the specified finish time, and if the the person you want to win, isn't winning, change the finish date. Then when their score is beating everyone else, close the competition. Now if your friends have comment bombed as requested, they should have a load of points and got to a higher level. Ok you have also increased the competitors friends points at the same time, but thats a by product. All your friends who participated will praise you

Christmas Shopping Sucks.
Well, I think I said something stupid last night about my next post being more serious or something. Uh, sorry, not true. I cant sleep and I am bored so here goes another meaningless blog post just for you. Is it just me or is it increasingly difficult to find good "things" to buy for people that you care about? Well, to me, its probably the worst part of this whole Christmas thing cause I always end up with 20 presents for one person, and 2 for another cause I cant think of anything good to get them. My mother for example, shes simple to buy for. Anything to do with crafts,soaps(and all of that other girly stuff) is what she likes,so I can easily grab 700 items in less than a minute for her. My dad on the other hand is not so simple. He wont tell anyone what he wants or likes so we have to guess. Therefore, he recieves stupid gifts like underwear and a coffee mug. I just dont understand it. If one day I get married and have children, as a dad I will be making a massive list of w

Re:comments Problem
ok the problem with being able to send out the same comments to more than one person at a time is something with cherrytap seems someone has complained about getting comment bombed or spammed so they have put a filter in that wont allow us to send a comment more than once or twice then you have to change comments the suggestions they give dont work to fix this problem and so till something changes im only going to be sending out comments to people who have let me know they at least know im sending them and some have even let me know they appreciate them there are a lot of us on here that send to if not everyone on our friends list then we send to almost everyone letting our friends know we care. i think it stinks that everyone will be punished for the actions of a few im sorry to anyone i cant get to because of the time it takes to go and find several comments to send nd the added time it takes to stop every couple of people and change comments what was taking several hours spent with

Poetry #2
An Angel of my Own Once I dreamed for and angel, with beautiful wings With piercing eyes, with love for me… I found it singing old fashioned songs… I saw the wind caress strings of silvery hair Shining in the weaken sun… A wrinkled hand holding a fragile face, Sitting motionless on a old noisy rocking chair Tired old eyes, watching the distance… Emotions of older days, forgotten years… I went closer and sat on its lap I saw the world through its eyes, While a trembling voice told me stories, Magical stories, about a child, about love, about life… I can feel safe in that tight embrace In that old hands full with love and weak strength An aged soul that gave me love Cleaned my wounds, cleaned my tears… I couldn’t crave for more I was given soft hugs softer than the cotton Kisses warmer than the sun I didn’t get my angel instead I have a grandma for my on. My Soul Of sorrow my soul whimpers, My mouth mumbling things my heart don’t understand, but, My heart… M

Ok I Suppose I'll Have To Try This....
I need help getting my next lvl. I am only 2100 away. I will return the favor to ANYONE and EVERYONE that will help me out. I love my cherries and I help each and everyone out anytime they ask for it if I can. So if you can help me out I would appercaite it. Send me an email or a comment letting me know you did and I will GLADLY return the favor. On another note I would like to say Merry Christmas to each and everyone and hope that your holiday is safe and you enjoy it. Hugs and Kisses Perdy

Dessication
all the rivers dried, rocky stone, and fields full of bones, the life here fled, quick, as the big dry ate up everything. All these waters gone, so long wanted, so long needed, all these farms are dry, empty houses, roofs open to sky. All these empty places, where there once was toil, and work and reward, dust no matter how how hard they tried. No healing power of the earth here, just dust, washed up on the shores of empty fields, empty husks, died.

A Christmas Poem!
A simple message i do send, i hope it is recieved on ur end, a message of hope, well wishes and cheer, a message that is dervied from consumption of beer! Christmas is upon us yet again, time to forget our differences and make amends. time to get out the tinsil and trimmings, and listen to those carolers singing. An Aussie christmas is one not to be forgot, for a christmas down under is rather hot! An australian christmas provides zero snow, and our longing for winter is starting to grow! So on that note, i do send this wish that santa brings u your christmas list. That all my friends far and wide have a wonderful yultide!

Diet Soda Depression
I have been down in the dumps for the past few two days and I think I know the culprit! Its aspertame thats in my diet soda of choice! as far as diet soda's goes i can only tolerate one brand thats diet mt. dew....it has aspertame in it which can cause side effects such as depression and mood swings to seizures...My cousin gets seizures so its not uncommon for someone like me to have side effects too....I can't drink regular sodas or juices all the time because i'm a diabetic now. I can't drink WATER ALL THE TIME though i do drink it often. I have to have other liquids in my stomach besides just water because it causes me to have a very bad upset stomach (water alone) so im stuck with this lil depression thing its not as bad as it could be because i do drink the occasional regular soda which gives me that sugar kick i crave and i do drink water too but about 75 percent of the time its diet soda..diet mt. dew to be exact. Now i know they have diet coke now with splenda in it and i wo

Let's Just Lay Awhile
As we lie here in bliss You roll over and give me that kiss The one where I know it's meant to be The one I know is meant for me I run my hand through your field of hair We catch eyes and stare With the look you give I'm memorized I dare not advert my eyes I swear you just stole My heart and soul My other hand slowly moves down your thigh You bit your lip and sigh Then you give a little smirk Your chest begins to perk You hold your breath as to never let go At this moment I know This was meant for just us I begin to slowly thrust I never want this feeling to go I continue to move slow Your hand digging into my back Who would have thought I'd get satisfaction from that Your skin touching mine Oh how I wish it were like this all the time Your movement so gentle so tender Running my hand over your hip so slender The moans I hear are reassuring Every word your saying is adoring Your breathing has picked up Then it ends so abrupt Now you stay with such a smile

Take My Breath Away
When you look into my eyes I see a love so deep I've given you my heart And hope you'll always keep You pull me close to you And kiss my hair lightly I love your warm embrace As you hold me so tightly You whisper sweet things Words I crave and long to hear Words so powerful Taking away my every fear Your hands stroke my body And I melt into you You take my breath away With the things that you do I desperately want a kiss Hoping your lips possess mine Our tongues find each other Beginning a dance so divine Our hands begin to explore Eagerly each others desire Stroking, caressing, igniting A invigorating passionate fire I don't know what to do I don't know what to say I get chills all over Each time you look my way Flustered I get when I see you It's hard for me to stand And hold back from touching you Do you even understand When you touch me My whole body starts to shiver My knees get all weak And my lips start to quiver You make my

Merry Christmas
This is to everyone here on Cherry. Just want to wish everyone a Merry Christmas. Sorry I havn't been around all week, I have been hit with a nasty flu bug and have been in bed sick all week. So here's wishing everyone a wonderful and happy Christmas. Update to today's ramble, Have been trying to post Christmas comments, but I keep getting an error message that tells me I'm spamming, if anyone knows why this is happening or how I can fix it, please let me know.

Tonight's Dream
The moon shines bright The stars are out Your the only person I'm dreaming about I wished you were here next to me Holding me tight so closely But that's just a dream for tonight I won't open my eyes until the daylight Because a dream of us is better than reality I'll have to wait until the time you'll be with me

Building A Rainbow
I'm going to need a miracle To get me through tonight I'm lonely and so empty Without you, things aren't right I'm sitting here, thinking, What to do without you And how to make all these dreams In my head come true I'm going to build a rainbow From my heart to yours So I can get to the other side To catch my pot of gold I'm going to make my rainbow Seven colours wide One for each of the feelings You make me feel inside I'm going to make the biggest hug And wrap it with a kiss I'll blow it your way as I close my eyes And make the biggest wish I will follow my rainbow Until I reach the other side Where you'll be there to catch me As I fall into your eyes Your smile will lead me To an entire new world I'll lose my breath as you say I'm your precious girl I'll love you right there Like I've loved you in my dreams Everything you've told me I will finally believe The feeling of your fingers As they will run through my hair Will make me alw

A Christmas Story For People Having A Bad Day
When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress. Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. So he went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom

And Im Broke Again
well i thought i was gonna start saving money but i guess not quite yet. i got my phone bill, and since it has a bunch of service charges for starting my internet and stuff it came out to 200 which i wasnt expecting. i knew it would be around a hundred but that seems a bit high. so ya im broke now, im pretty sure ill have enough for my rent tho. i wanted to pay off all of the damage deposit next month but i dont think ill be able to, i guess ill just have to keep paying 100 of it at a time, s'pose itll still be paid off in 2 months anyways. i donno, ill see how big my next paycheck is, should be bigger then the last which was a pretty good one, and ill be getting a tax return in a few months, i should get like 600 back or so i would hope but im not going to count on any return, because i dont want to go oh shit if i dont get one or as much as i expected. im tired :/

Nightmare
news report about a sceiral rapest/muder hunt... saw truck of rapest old model black with red door camper on truck.. called cops on phone with cop and the cop suddely there rambled.. had keys to rapest truck ( left in our driveway) truck not seen thought of dad... go in mom house( like it is now and hunt for him me and ladonna giggling.. not in kitchen not in living room said we got him now.. he comes out of my room i run at him head down going for stomach( he is fat really fat) headbutt him fight with hm yell for ladonna/ star to call 911... i am a kid again but not really.. he had a knife.. then woke up and Star was crying also..

To All My Friends, Family And Fans ........
I've been having alot of trouble with this stupid spam crap, it's been preventing me from leaving alot of you comments. So i'm wishing you a very merry christmas and a happy and healthy 2007. Stay safe ...... Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com Love Lin xx

50 Simple Motivation Ideas
50 SIMPLE MOTIVATION IDEAS Here are just a few, simple ideas that can help you get motivated. 1. WRITE YOUR STORY Write down, in a paragraph or two, the story of your desired future. Write down what you'll be doing, where you'll be living, and the successes you'll be enjoying. This will be a motivator for you in both the immediate present and the future to come. 2. VISUALIZE INTO THE FUTURE Close your eyes and see yourself doing whatever it is that you wish to be doing. If you want to get in shape, picture a slim, healthy you running or working out. If your dream is to start a small business, see yourself on opening day, greeting customers and employees. 3. VISUALIZE BACKWARDS When you visualize backwards, you see where you were and how far you have come. If your goal was to get organized, and you have made enormous improvement in that area, visualize back to when things weren't going so well. This will keep you heading in the right direction. 4.

A Dream - Edgar Allan Poe
In visions of the dark night I have dreamed of joy departed- But a waking dream of life and light Hath left me broken-hearted. Ah! what is not a dream by day To him whose eyes are cast On things around him with a ray Turned back upon the past? That holy dream- that holy dream, While all the world were chiding, Hath cheered me as a lovely beam A lonely spirit guiding. What though that light, thro' storm and night, So trembled from afar- What could there be more purely bright In Truth's day-star?

Happy Holidays!
I tried to post a Christmas card on the site of each and every one of you - my friends. Apparently "the powers that be" have decided that this makes me a spammer and they hate me. Mind you, they don't mention that they hate spam - they hate me. I obviously did not know the meaning of the word spam - I thought that was when someone, with one push of the button, sent the same message to many people. Instead, I was going to each and every page to post the card to my friends. Alas, the censors (defined by Merriam-Webster as: a person who supervises conduct and morals: as a : an official who examines materials (as publications or films) for objectionable matter b : an official (as in time of war) who reads communications (as letters) and deletes material considered sensitive or harmful) have decided they do not like my behaviour. So please accept this as my sincere wish for you and your family to have a wonderful Christmas, and know that I am thinking of you during this holiday season

A Message From Heaven!!****
¢¾A Message From Heaven There's always a place for us It's just around the bend Where beauty is the place of love Where joy will never end I'll wait for you in a special place Where love in life will flow In river of the land of dreams Where days in life will glow I miss you all and think of you With love within my heart The days on earth will carry me With love that never parts You'll always be a part of me The part that gives me pride Always in my thoughts you are With love I just can't hide The memories shall always stay They live so deep inside I carry them so tenderly On the "other side" Water filled with diamond glow Flowers that are bright A place to sit and think of you With very special light So know that I am always close Forever I am near Holding you so very close So please don't shed a tear We always have our memories I know you miss me so But I am in a better place Where beauty overflows One

The Island
I picked up this movie just because of the highway chase scene. I thought it was a good movie with a decent plot line and not much predictability. Rotten tomatoes scored it at 40% though I would put it about 70-75% myself. Any higher and I would have bought the movie on DVD.

New Survior Do You Have What It Takes
Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids eac hfor six weeks. Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes. There is no fast food. Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, and pay a list of "pretend" bills with not enough money. In addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries each week. Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and relatives, and send cards out on time. Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist appointment and a haircut appointment. He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to the Urgent Care (weekend, evening, on a holiday or right when they're about to leave for vacation). He must make cookies or cupcakes for a social function. Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house, planting flow

Live Onecare For Windows Xp
***Excerpt from THE INTERNET TUTOR*** *** if you wish to subscribe a link is provided at the end*** Live OneCare for Windows XP Today's computer tip column will be a little different from most. It's a bit of a rant about what may turn out to be a great product that I don't want you to ever buy! Windows Live OneCare runs in the background on your computer offering live antivirus protection, firewall protection, spyware protection, computer tune-ups, and file back-ups. It also monitors your computer's health and more. It may turn out to be the best program of it's kind. Why? Because it's made by Microsoft, the same people that make the Windows XP operating system. But wait - who better knows the operating system they want to protect than the company that makes it? No one, so why not buy it, then? Because most of it is fundamental, system level security and safety features that should be

Spam B.s. Posted In Bulletin Too
hey alllllll do me a fave if u r hating the spam B.S please go to my gallery and rip this pic and make u'r main pic, maybe if we get enough of them up something will b changed...i know i didn't appreciate being told i made the list, example below. and we as adults are told lets b mature about this. please click on pic rip and make main pic if u r a suporter of the spam B.S.

Rip The Pic To Use As Primary If You Disagree With The New Spamrules
(repost of original by 'UBER CHERRY ENGLA' on '2006-12-23 10:43:48') (repost of original by 'Cindy' on '2006-12-23 10:47:30') (repost of original by 'MetteKenzo ~PROUD RIDER 4 LIFE ~' on '2006-12-23 10:51:20') (repost of original by 'SHAWN ~DGG FAMILY~ FOUNDER &hearts Stephanies man &hearts' on '2006-12-23 11:01:35') (repost of original by 'MetteKenzo ~PROUD RIDER 4 LIFE ~' on '2006-12-23 11:06:37')

Christmas Weekend
Well Mike is back home and we have been really busy...but there is a surprize he might be getting for Christmas...For so many years he thought he won't be able to have a baby....well possible I am pregnate and this will be his frist child and his only child...Can you image what he will do? For me this will be my 7th Child...Mike is going is adopted my 2 boys. Like he says one day when they grow up and say your not my real dad...he wants this so bad...I know there is alot of men out there that can't produce babies, but there is a GOD if you believe it...It will happen. Well Christman just in 2 days we wish you all a Safe and Merry Christmas. School starts here less than 11 days we can't wait for that. TC Friends Love Crystal

The History Of Christmas.....
The Legend of St. Nicholas and Santa Claus The legend of Santa Claus can be traced back hundreds of years to a monk named St. Nicholas. It is believed that Nicholas was born sometime around 280 A.D. in Patara, near Myra in modern-day Turkey. Much admired for his piety and kindness, St. Nicholas became the subject of many legends. It is said that he gave away all of his inherited wealth and traveled the countryside helping the poor and sick. One of the best known of the St. Nicholas stories is that he saved three poor sisters from being sold into slavery or prostitution by their father by providing them with a dowry so that they could be married. Over the course of many years, Nicholas's popularity spread and he became known as the protector of children and sailors. His feast day is celebrated on the anniversary of his death, December 6. This was traditionally considered a lucky day to make large purchases or to get married. By the Renaissance, St. Nicholas was the most popular s

Reflections
He that can't endure the bad will not live to see the good. ~Yiddish Proverb My father said there are two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better

Are You My Fan?
Well, I have 521 friends...and only 52 fans. That's only 10%, and I'm sure that we as friends can do MUCH better than that. So, if you wouldn't mind stopping by to make sure that you're a fan...I'll make sure that I do the same! Anyone that I add anymore I always make sure I fan them before I friend them. Because, really, if we're friends...then we should be a fan of each other too, right? There Will Never Be Another You@ CherryTAP

Have A Merry Naughty Christmas
I wont be on much the next few days will be with my family for the holidays and wens my sister is having her sugery so It might be fri when I am back on. But think about me Have a wonderful time with your families.. Hugs and kisses..Lorie Get Christmas Graphics Sexy codes Myspace Code Generators Layouts

Sexual Zodiac
Libra You are so popular, you have your choice of hotties. You can easily charm anyone of your choosing, and you often come home with someone you picked up at the bar. Despite your forward and extraverted nature, you are usually submissive in bed. You like your partner to take the lead and show you all of their little secrets. Sex matches: Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Christine....an Awsome Friend
This friend of mine got me and my hunny the win in a cutest couple contest nearly all by her own effort. She wanted me and Mike to have the win so badly that she sat and voted for me for hours literally. She is very devoted and loyal and very sweet. She has been on my side through thick and thin on getting my blog to the top and for that I cant thank her enough. GF you rock! stay sweet! Christine@ CherryTAP

I Am Sad....
I AM SAD BECAUSE I BE LEAVING SOME PEEPS COMMENTS AND DO NOT EVEN GET BACK A THANK YOU....HOW MESSED UP IS THAT??? TO ALL OF YOU OTHER CherryCherry LOVERS WHO DO LOVE ME.....THANKS AND I LOVE YOU BACK DOUBLE.....Tammy

This Is What I Think
Here's the fucking deal people. Y'all make such a big deal out of the NSFW bullshit and people that are in top 10 all the time.Now he sets up an anti-spam code and y'all go fucking ballistic! Y'all rag on Baby Jesus, but what's the real reason?? He fucking keeps this site going and all you guys can do is fucking bitch and complain, and whine and moan and piss about it. FUCKING STOP! This is fucking RIDICULOUS! He does everything he can to keep this site up and running, and all everyone does on here is bitch moan and groan. If you don't like it, go back to myspace, friendster, facebook, hi5, or tagged!!! I mean seriously people, you claim to be adults, so why not act like one??? DJ Bad Ass Cowgirl

Read
now i know i reposted shit about whatever spam shit ya all are talkin about and all not knowing shit i just reposted cuz it was "friends" posting them and askin to repost and im a good friend like that ...but anyways ...and what the fukk ya know but really if ya all dont like the rules and shit of fucking cherrytap you know u can leave and not come back right? i mean really ya all act like asses when u come up with makin a website kewl as shit like this then u can make ur own rules and shit but really if ur gonna bitch go else where .... really i mean im sick of hearin and seein the spam shit on bulletins...post some thing better will ya ? god damn it people !! i love cherry tap and it dont need to be fixed to please stupid fucks ...thats all it was just buggin the hell outta me ...bty sorry for reposting gay ass bulltins in the past i totally didnt know wtf it was ..lol

~~why Is This Posted By The Cherrytap Staff~~
Friends, do you get this message when you are trying to post a comment to friends? I try to post a comment from MSTags wishing my friends a Merry Christmas, and I get this dumb-ass commentary from some mental giant from cherrytap that reads: (read below) Error: you've triggered our anti-spam trap. please stop posting the same crap over and over. ps: if you're too fucking dumb to understand what this means, please go back to myspace. thanks! (why do they do this)

~~why Do The Cherrytap Staffers Do This~~
Friends, do you get this message when you are trying to post a comment to friends? I try to post a comment from MSTags wishing my friends a Merry Christmas, and I get this dumb-ass commentary from some mental giant from cherrytap that reads: (read below) Error: you've triggered our anti-spam trap. please stop posting the same crap over and over. ps: if you're too fucking dumb to understand what this means, please go back to myspace. thanks! (why do they do this---Do they think this elevates their IQ)

Christmas Ride
Just wanted to stop and say Hi to my friends... getting ready to go on a christmas ride to see lights and out for supper with a group of friends.... I'll probably be back online later..... I hope everyone has a great nite!! Lov ya!

No Christmas For Me...
No Christmas for me... Today it happened… I tried and tried to instill some kind of Christmas spirit into my kids, but it seems that I have failed. They keep fighting and bickering and not doing what they are told and today it happened… there is no more Christmas for me. There is no joyous spirit within me because my children single handedly destroyed it and today it happened… I was outside and when I come in my wife tells me that I might want to stay outside. Curious as to what has transpired I went looking into the living room. And there it was, our Christmas tree ornaments lying broken on the ground. The kids were fighting again and they knocked over the tree… the ornaments were strewn everywhere. The kids were crying, but this was more out of fear than out of remorse… they were more afraid of getting beat than they were sorry about totally fucking my Christmas for me. It isn’t bad enough that I had to go out into the world this week and witness people fighting and bitching and bei

Saving Crumbs
It's almost too much to bear when you admit to yourself that it's come to this. You haven't sold out, but, then, what's there to offer? You're glad for small things: 29 and more Chinaski books, 4 cats in and 3 out, a man who not only works but cooks and shops and has the touch that sends you spinning. You sit outside on a plastic chair--cement patio below your feet, Mexican country music audible from a neighbor's trailer, a few cicadas awakening to shake the air--and think you really need those jobs you've applied for. Lot rent, satellite, gas, electric, phone, internet, car insurance, mobile home insurance, cat food, credit cards keep you seeking employment in something, anything, as long as you don't have to kill yourself too much. As it is you feel yourself checking out a cell, a hair, a crazy thought at a time. You think you can save small scraps of yourself in words, but it's no use. They're only crumbs after all and the words that come are worse

Stamps
A blonde woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps?" The clerk says, "What denomination?" The woman says, "God help us. Has it come to this? - - Give me 6 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 22 Baptists."

Nice
Lookin' back yeah I feel alright Gettin' more than my expectations Yeah my future looks clear and bright and I'm Livin' up to my reputation Yeah I'm satisfied Yeah until the day I die I gave my blood and I gave my soul I stood my ground and I took control The legend's growin' as the story's told I pledge allegiance to the state of Rock'n Roll I've been a rebel for all my life I never cared about regulations I only went for the things I liked And my guitar was my inspiration Yeah we pay a price Yeah I made the sacrifice I gave my blood and I gave my soul I stood my ground and I took control The legend's growin' as the story's told I know that heaven's gotta wait I pledge allegiance to the state of Rock'n Roll Yeah I'm satisfied Yeah until the day I die I gave my blood and I gave my soul I stood my ground and I took control The legend's growin' as the story's told I know that heaven's gotta wait I gave my blood and I gave my soul I stood my ground and

~~cherrytap Staff Eunuch's Vicious Attacks On Gener~~
subject: ~~CherryTap Staff Eunuch's Vicious Attacks on Gender~~ date: 2006-12-23 14:15:13 I am offended at being called a "whiny dumb ass bitch" by this cherrystaff aka:jesus,Mike. I am sure if he would set forth some "personal effort" and consult "spell check" he would have come up with a more articulate explanation re spam! Read below what his answer was to me: subject: anti-spam stuff post date: 2006-12-23 12:36:24 views: 716 comments: 103 ratings: 0 i sware to god, i have never been around as many dumb people as we've managed to attract to cherrytap.com. if you don't know what an anti-spam trap is, it's logic that detects these fucking retards from china or from bumfucknowhere that write programs to automate posting of links to their get-rich-quick1287.com or lose-500lbs-now281.com sites all over cherrytap. this new anti-spam trap on our site wasn't designed to stop your stupid ass 'comment bombing' (as i said before, how fucking retarded a

Im Getting Offended
The staff person who is developing these error messages has the nerve to NSFW other person's stuff when his business stuff is in that same catagory. I for one will be rating his swear words, that are directed at all of us as NSFW, because I would not want his statements seen at my work place. Plus I take it personal when someone that I do not know is calling me names. Just my thoughts.....

Birthday
So yesterday was my birthday, and I turned 28. Adam took me out to Arby's for lunch, then we went to the mall, did some christmas shopping, he bought me a Play Boy beanie hat. We went to Spencer's and I got us some naughty flavored lotion, and Trinity a Chucky doll. Then we went to FYE and Adam got a game and a Happy Bunny poster. Then we went to Hot Topic for me, so I could shop. Trinity, omg, she was just like any 2 y/o throwing a nasty fit and making a sympathy party for herself. I was shopping in Hot Topic, picking out my christmas presents with the money my mom sent to us for Christmas. The whole time, Trinity was screaming her head off, and crying, just because she wanted me to hold her (note, I have a fucked up knee and can't do to much, and really not supposed to be on my feet). People were saying how sad it was and how they felt sorry for her, and when they found out she was mine, they were even more sympathitic towards the situation. I don't know how Adam stayed so c

What Type Of Angel Am I
You scored as You are an Angel of Pain. You are the Angel of Sadness. You have been hurt many times in your lifetime, if you could call it that. You are in an almost constant state of depression because of the hurt. You fell in love and they were either taken from you or chose another instead!You are an Angel of Pain88%You are half Fallen/ half Light Angel!50%You are an innocent Angel50%Angel of Light25%You are an Angel of Beauty19%What kind of Angel are you??(PICS)created with QuizFarm.com

My Kinky Turn On
You scored as Chains/Handcuffs. Your turn on is handcuffs and chains. You like being cuffed/chained to the bed, or cuffing/chaining your partner down. You love the pure ectasy of being in complete control... or letting someone else have complete control over you. Sex isn't sex without control.Chains/Handcuffs100%Bondage100%Biting100%Whips83%Blood33%Blind Folds33%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

Just Sentimental And Just Wondering
Ive written about my hurt i felt when my heart was broken it still is but slowly healing but being the time of year that it is I'm left still alone and will not just settle for things I have to fight harder for myself better there are some that see that and some who don't. but one thing i never forget are people that leave a memory a positive mark on me i have a few here on cherrytap first friends i made here CG,amourette leadfoot and somebody i think i lost GTOjudge and his wife i visited his page here and could no longer leave a message or comment and it hurt. there are some people i deleted because of one reason or other but to lose someone still is such a shame. AS with many of us on this site these few we become friends with are sometimes the only friends we can count on 4 now. due to divorce and situtations that bring us here. its nessasary sometimes we find answers with people we never met much easier than from people we already know in our lives family lovers co-workers etc.

What Attracts Me
You scored as Abs/Stomach. You are attracted to: the abs/stomach. You are a abs/stomach guy/gurl.Abs/Stomach92%Boobs67%Penis50%Face33%Butt17%What Body Part Are You Attracted To?(pics) ver. 2.0created with QuizFarm.com

Christmas
ok so im a little bit angry tonight i was really expecting there to be some snow for christmas beings i live in pa but no its freakin warm out it aint even cold enough to snow what the hell how the hell you gonna have christmas in pa without no damn snow errrrrrrrr. we need snow to get in the spirit

Troops, Love And War
Much respect for the men and women willing to give thier lives for what we hold dear, and I would glady join them if we had an accountable government, and I'm Canadien. I would glady join if the military was based around building a strong infostructure to build up these countries..... instead of blowing up their towns and people..... no wonder they don't want to work with us and don't trust us. All my prayers go to the soldiers and thier families, and I pray for peace and intelligent, accountable leaders. Please watch and listen to entire video... "War is Over.... if we want it" - John Lennon "We condem the damned if we understand" - Sweatshop Union System Of a Down Boom

Just Some Funnies
MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips... The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile... ******************** ******************************* If u have sex 365 times a yr and u melted down all the condoms 2 make a tire... What would u call it? A fuckin goodyear! ***************************** ******************************** Sex is like playing spades... If u don't have a good partner, u better have a good hand... ****************************** **************************************** Big Bad Wolf told lil red ridin hood lift ur top so i can suck ur tits... No, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the fuckin book says! ****************************** **************************** A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool... The cat fell in and the rooster laughed... The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cock happy! ******************************* ******************************* Girls ha

My Turn To Pimp 3 Of The Craziest Fuckers I Know
I got a new cherry here that needs some fuckin lovin. From what I know he's a crazy mother fucker. Hell he hangs out with 2 of my awesome and good lookin friends. *HE MUST BE CRAZY* *L* They r sweet and funny as hell. *GOTTA FUCKIN LUV THEM* Here's the 3 of the shitheads. Give them all u got people. Don't be dicks. The newbie~ 532364@ CherryTAP My Crazyass Sweetheart~ Dream Killer@ CherryTAP And of couse I had to save the best for last... My Sexyass Sweetheart~ Special K@ CherryTAP And y the hell they put up with me I have no fuckin clue.

Not Understanding
More and more its looking like Micah will be in the hospital. For 3 days his white count been at 0 , not really understanding how but with chemo theres is alot i dont understand. I will have pictures depending whether i go tomorrow or Monday. I want to wish you all a very Merry Christmas

Dru's Night Out
Druccee walks to the bar at 6th and Main..a biker club where she knows she will not attract much attention. She is needing to release some tension and feed. Shooting Tequila, and chasing it with water...hmmm she thinks something a bit thicker would be a good chaser. Thicker and stickier ...she laughs thinking of all the possibilities. She is wearing her shortest leather skirt with a very see through black top. no bra..or panties for her..too confining. Grabbing a pool que, she walks over and challenges the table. while waiting for her turn, she downs 2 more shots and has caught quite the buzz. When it is her time to break, she bends over exposing her nicely shaved lips to the boys behind her...looks over her shoulder and laughs at the look in their eyes...(thinking to herself young boys are so easy) without looking back at the balls she breaks and sinks the 8 ball...laying her que on the table..and sitting on the edge, she eyes a young man, asking him if he would like a shot to win th

Disorder Caroling Symptoms
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com Schizophrenia: Do You Hear What I Hear? Amnesia: I don't know if I'll be home for Christmas... Narcissistic: Hark the Herald Angels sing...About Me Manic: Deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and stores and office and town adn cars and buses and trucks and trees and fire hydrants and ... Multiple Personality Disorder: We three queens of DISORIENTED are... Paranoid: Santa Claus is coming to GET ME! Borderline Personality Disorder: Thougts of roasting on an open fire Full Personality Disorder: You better watch out, I'm gonna pout, I'm gonna cry...Maybe I'll tell you why! Obsessive Compulsive Disorder: Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells... Agoraphobia: I heard the bells on Christmas Day, but I wouldn't leave my house Senile Dementia: Walkin in a Winter Wonderland; miles from my house in my slippers and robe Oppositional Defiance Disorder: I

Surgery
I had surgery on Thrusday and they gave me 3 ccs of Morphine, 4 ccs of Tramadol, 4 ccs of Perkaset, 6 ccs of Valume, and 1000 milligrams of Darveset. Tell me if that ain't a cuncostuion or what? Surgery went well. I went in to surgery at 8:30 am and got out and home at 2:30pm. It took over an hour for my pain level to come down and Jess is havein to watch me kinda careful because they said that if my blood pleasure gets too high that I would have to go to the hospital right away so that I could get treated. My knee is nicely swollen and very sore. I have a pretty picture on my thigh. Its a christmas tree and it has my doctors intialts and the doctor that put me to sleep and it also has writen on it FIX THIS BUSTED KNEE. It so turns out that instead of just havin one tear in my meniscus I had two. one on the inside and one on the out side. I had a Double wammy. I havent had any pain killers since thursday and that was only what they gave me at the surgica

Dreams
Can dreams come true ? Thoughts and dreams carried on the winds of my mind Desires that stir the soul and my passions for a rare find One who is all things sweet and true I seek who gives my soul a voice and can hear it speak One who knows I am flawed and can be wrong One who is the music in our sweet song One who can make the day bright just with her smiles One who make all distances seem like they go on for miles One I want to draw near and get lost in her eyes sweet gaze One who makes my heart soar on wings with her praise In my thoughts and dreams she waits there for me Can dreams come true ? Some day we will see ! By R. Thomas Dinsmore dreams of sharing a life I see the sad look of longing that calls to me One who ponders the course of destiny A love that captures and hold thoughts so true And dreams of sharing a life for two One on the mind and in the soul One who completes and makes her whole Eyes that stare though space and time Eyes that s

Definately
One day the teacher wanted the class to use the word definately in a sentence. Suzy raised her hand so she called on her. She said, "The sky is definately blue!" "I'm sorry Suzy thats wrong the sky sometimes turns different colors red ,gray etc.. any body else?" Timmy raised his hand and said, "The grass is definately green." "I'm sorry Timmy that's not true either, sometimes the grass dies and it may turn brown, anybody else?" Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "Teacher do farts have lumps?" The teacher says, "no why?" Johnny says, "Then I definately Shit my pants!"

~~alcohol 'may Prevent Arthritis'~~
Alcohol 'may prevent arthritis' Drinking a moderate amount of alcohol each day could protect against arthritis, a study of mice has found. In the Swedish study, mice whose water contained 10% alcohol had a lower risk of rheumatoid arthritis. The team said it was not possible to say exactly how much alcohol would have the same effect for humans. But UK arthritis experts cast doubt on the relevance of the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences study findings for treating human disease. Low or moderate alcohol intake has been shown to benefit people in a number of ways, such as lowering the risk of heart disease. But drinking too much causes complications including liver damage. Translation 'not possible' In the study carried out by a team at Gothenburg University, mice were given injections of collagen to induce rheumatoid arthritis (RA). Studies in humans have not shown any relationship either protective or in terms of increased risk between

Party Tonight
HEY HEY HEY WHATS UP MY CHERRY POPPERS? THIS CHICKA IS OFF WORK IN ABOUT 40 MINS AND GOING STRAIGHT HOME AND HOPE HER HOT ASS ON PALTALK IN ROOM TITTIES, TATS AND TUNES. COME JOIN ME IF YA CAN CAUSE THAT IS WHERE I WILL BE PARTYING TONIGHT. ALL YA DAMN HOTTIES ARE WELCOMED TO CUM PLAY ME AND MT FRIENDS TONIGHT. THE LINK IS HTTP://WWW.PALTALK.COM MY NIC IS CUTENSXYEBNYBBW SO LOOK ME UP AND CUM PLAY WITH ME. KISSESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

E-a-g-l-e-s Christmas Carol
Oh, You better be scared, You better get high! You better pop pills, I'm telling you why, The Eagles are coming to town. We're making a playlist, Just you wait and see! We're gonna find out The holes in your D, The Eagles are coming to town. We'll know when you are blitzing, We'll know when you will throw, We'll know when you will drop to pass, We're gonna fuck you up, Romo. So...T.O. will O.D, He won't have no poise, Christmas Day we're gonna, Kill the cowboys, The Eagles are coming to town.

Three For Poets
kindred soul I held your beauty within my arms one brief moment I beheld your charms Two souls touched as none ever had all that is life, the good and the bad Was ours in a timeless space that we share your open heart showing things beyond compare A kindred soul on this sweet journey of life someone who knows that loneliness cuts like a knife leaving us breathless with anticipation that a reprieve in soon to be our emancipation Freedom from emptiness at the end we fulfill a gratuitous sensation of an infinite unending thrill To know something we share in our space two souls that feel and express in this place that only exist in the written word yet is far more touching than which is heard because it comes from the desire of the soul to find our missing half and become whole the sent of a match may stir the senses but these written words build fences that hold in the feelings that only we know there is nothing more beautiful t

After All The Shit
So I talked to megan about getting togeather. What ended up happening was that she decide that it would be the best idea in the world and that she had been waiting for that to happen for quite a while! One problem tho, she has a boyfriend and needed to think about what to do with him, if she should just leave him to be with me or should we be a thing on the side? So I talked to her a few days later and she told me....basicly "I talked her into what we talked about" so my next thought, what anyone would think about it...WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!????? AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! So I really havnt talked to her since then, I called her to tell her merry christmas but I didnt want to talk to her past that. It just pisses me off that I put my self on the choping block to try to be with her, and she goes....no dont worry Ill save you, I really wanna be with you and have for some time *romantic music*.......PSYCE!!!! *chops my head off* bitch.. Im going to get food with my AWESOME FUCKING ROOMATE!

The Path I Travel Has A New Horizion
AS I WALK DOWN THIS PATH I KEEP MY EYES ON THIS LIGHT THAT HAD ME SHATTER THE CHAINS THAT BINDED ME FOR SO LONG.I HAVE REACHED HER. MY VIBREATE LIGHT. I HAVE WALKED THIS PATH LOOKING FOR THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE TO WALK WITH ME AN UNDERSTAND WHAT I HAVE BEEN THREW. I HAVE REACHED HER. MY VIBREATE LIGHT. SHE IS MORE THAN I EVER EXPECTED. HER TOUCH SENDS PEACE THREW MY SOUL. HER EYES I GET LOST IN FOR HRS AN THAT DON'T SEEM LONG ENOUGH. I WILL MAKE HER THE HAPPIEST WOMAN. SHE HAS BEEN THREW ALOT IN HER WALK THREW THIS HELL BUT WHEN WE UNITE WE WILL OVER COME ALL TRIALS AN TRIBULATIONS THAT WE ENCOUNTER. THERE IS NONE LIKE HER. I WILL DEFEND HER WITH ALL I AM. SHE HAS PULLED ME OUT OF THIS HELL THAT HAS KEPT ME FOR SO LONG. WHEN I AM WITH HER I FEEL LIKE I AM COMPLETE. I WILL NEVER LEAVE HER SHE AN I WILL BE TOGETHER OUR SOULS INTERTWINED FOR I WILL GIVE HER THE SHELTER AN LOVE THAT SHE THOUGHT DIAPPEARED FROM HER LIFE. FOR THERE IS MORE TO LIFE THAN THIS. THERE WILL

I Been Good
Your Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled With Little Wrapped Presents You've made Santa a very happy fellow this year. Don't worry - what happens at the North Pole stays at the North Pole! What Will Be In Your Christmas Stocking?

In The Spirit Of Christmas...
a repost from my myspace blog: I'm SOOOOO SCREWED! Current mood: scared shitless Leave it to me. I tend to get under people's skin at times, pissing off the world daily because I'm basically misunderstood ***sniff, sniff, tear*** WELL, now I have gone and done it and I'm pretty convinced I may as well sharpen the blade and get busy cutting cuz this tops it. I mean, I'm pretty sure I'm topping the shit list of many a peep. I can name at least a handful of peeps whose top spots I hold, but this one may have gone to far. I have managed to PISS OFF SANTA CLAUS! WTF!!! Seriously, I have the letter to prove it and my, oh my is he disgusted with me. Lemme splain myself first, plead my case if you will: I'm sitting at the puter in a very disgruntled mood the other day and looking at Christmas this and that. I run across a site with a plethora of holiday what have you and see a "get a letter from Santa". Why the fuck not? Right? So I'm sitting filling in all the per

Done And Dusted
I wasn’t sane this is what I admit And for many reasons I should have been treated like shit I don’t accuse anyone I was the one to blame If I could change it all I would not do it again Years have drifted away and now it belongs to the past It’s all been laid to bed, finally at long last No ill will, no resentment it was all my fault I made the mistakes and lived through the results Things never seem to go the way we had planned I will always remember the way it all began You were right to run, to turn around and flee You never needed someone that was like me I will always want to call, just to say hi But I know if I did that would make you cry It’s all over I know but I never wanted it to be The pain I caused I never meant, but this I now see No need to worry about me anymore I’ve moved on All the bad feelings live in the past were they belong All the good memories remain with me still Please believe me when I say there is no ill will It’s all done and dusted and

Fucken Hoildays
I hate the fucken hoildays. WISH THEY NEVER CAME AROUND AT ALL, of my father was still here. I'm sick of life these days or shall I say since my fathers been gone. I hate it all. I told my Grandma maybe I should drink my life away. There has been rumors going around saying that I'm an alcholic or pregnant. I dont drink usally an HELL NO I aint Pg. I will when I find the right guy that actually wants me for who I am an dont want me for sex. Why do we even have a life if we dont have the people who we loved our whole lives! My fucken crack of a mother ya I called her to see if she can run me to the store cause I dont have a car right now. Yes a deer hit my driver side an totaled it almost 2 months ago, and she said no I dont have time for u kids. Isnt that an fucken nice mother! I DONT THINK SO. My godparents are very awsome I look at them as my parents but hate to bother them all the time for things cause they have a life to. I wish I wasnt single anymore 2 in a half years being single

Today, I Am Thankful.
I often wonder what type of person I would have been had I not had certain crosses to bear. Sadly enough, I believe I would have found myself lacking, so today, I'm truly thankful that I've walked a mile (or two) in my shoes. It gives me a greater understanding, as well as compassion.

Colors
W•H•I•T•E• i really don't care B•L•A•C•K• You dont give a flying Fuck. M•A•G•E•N•T•A• Heartbroken P•I•N•K• taken B•L•U•E• Taken & Loving it and love that person with all your heart and would like to stay with him/HER forever..!!:} O•R•A•N•G•E• Like someone but dont know if they like you Y•E•L•L•O•W Single, not hating it, not loving it, just waiting for a certain someone... G•R•E•E•N Like/love someone A LOT and says they like/love you back , but arent going out T•U•R•Q•U•O•I•S•E• Like someone who is taken R•E•D Confused about someone G•O•L•D• Single and Loving it S•I•L•V•E•R• you're thinkin about just giving up C•L•E•A•R• You can't see me. I'm an invisible ninja B•R•O•W•N• i have a crush on a Hobo

Worth Reading
Read Each One Carefully and Think About It a Second or Two 1. I like you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.. 2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. 3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.. 4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart. 5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them. 6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be t he world. 8. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.. 9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful. 10. Don't cry

Only 19 People Can Read This Can U?
Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs rpsoet it. Strange..isn't it? =)

Words Of Wisdom
Perhaps some of the greatest words of advice, written by a flight attendant: "We take a lot for granted in this life. Try not to. This holiday season, breathe deeply, love freely and laugh as much as you possibly can — simply because you can."

How Little In Me Is Not Touched By You
How little in me is not touched by you! A friendship is a light that fills the heart, Painting with its gold each darkened hue, Providing warmth to each sequestered part. You are the mirror of my better self, Verifier of the best in me, A bridge across the unsuspected gulf Lodged between what can and ought to be. Expectations can be wings, not bars, Necessary to sustain our flight. The faith of friends in us is wholly ours, Incoming to uplift us to its height. No soul can see itself, but must depend, Each on each, upon a trusted friend.

And What Does This Say About Me?
[1]. Honestly, what color is your underwear? Let’s see I know what you’re thinking . . . She’s not wearing underwear, she’s never wearing underwear . . . And you’d be right about that, except that I do wear them to work and yesterday I wore black boy shorts and tomorrow I will wear baby blue lace up ones . . . HA so there nosey know it all fuckers [2.] Honestly, do you think Johnny Depp is attractive? Honestly I’d fuck him with your dick . . . Well c’mon I don’t have one of my own, I own substitutes but we all know only the real thing is good enough [3.] Honestly, have you done something bad today? No I was a good girl all fucking day just like every other god damned day I tread through this god forsaken hell I call a life [4.] Do you swear when your mad? I would swear at the priest at my own damn wedding if I felt like it [5.] Are you normally a happy person? Oh yeah I am so happy I make the fucking Wiggles look suicidal . . . I ooze joy and happiness from every

Little Johnny
Little Johnny's father said, "let me see your report card." Johnny replied, "I don't have it." "Why not?" His father asked. "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents." ~~~~~ Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?" "No," said his mom, "of course not." Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, "It's okay, we can play that game again!" ~~~~~ Teachers never give up, and neither does Little Johnny. She asks him, "Can you name the Great Lakes?" You know Johnny, he is always fast with an answer, and he pipes up with, "I don't need to. They've already been named." ~~~~~ The pastor was talking to a group of young children about being good and going to heaven. At the end of his talk, he asked, "Where do you want to go?" "Heaven!" Suzy cried out. "And what do you have t

Sexual Zodiac ?
Leo Since you are such an attention craver, you are into wearing the sexiest clothes and going straight for the sexiest person in the room. You like secure people who are genuine and have a good fashion sense. In bed, you like to get all of the attention, so you need a partner who can worship you for the hottie that you are. You like to dance and strip for your partner and you enjoy buying the sexiest lingere for yourself. Sex matches: Aries, Sagittarius, Libra Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com For everyones info ... I never wear lingere ! lol

Untitled
I hear your voice carried on the breeze Silent sweet melody puts me at ease Listening to the spirit that calls from within Wondering if love is ever a sin Now that I have found you no other can be I am so lost in you your all I can see You fill me and are that missing peace You’re the only one who can this soul release I soar upon clouds at the sound of your voice I seek you out for I have no other choice I am drawn to you as a moth to the flame I live for the melody of your sweet name I feel you I think you inside my skin There is a joining beyond flesh’s sin You are that one I sought through all time The rapture of love living ever sublime Perfection in all that I ever had dreamed The one I would kill for and die if so deemed The hand of god is seen in the working of things I will wait another life time and accept all it brings For I will never be whole till I hold you near My muse and mentor the one I hold dear By R. Thomas Dinsmore

Monk A Kindred Spirit
I LOVE the show MONK on USA Network!!! I have a lot of the same fears and OCD issues as he does. These are the lyrics to their new MONK Anthem MONK O.C.D. ANTHEM After a lifetime of busting criminals, Monk has begun busting rhymes in the hilarious "OCD" anthem airing on USA. Now you can sing along the next time Monk takes the mic -- just click the "View Full Clip" button on the left to watch the full 60-second music video and study the lyrics below to keep step! SONG LYRICS O.C.D. how can I make it clear? I'll take you fear by fear To be sharin' your phobias near and dear O is for Obsessive and C is for Compulsive And the D ... well ... that's our detective It's like the way you wash your hands the 42nd time 'Cause you had to dumpster dive just so you could solve a crime Or the way you lie awake at night over a stain Keeping you from busting perps, got hygiene on the brain Clean it You ever had a case that took you to a filthy place? Got caught in spider we

Have You Kissed Any Toads Lately? Or, (if A Guy, Have You Been Kissed By A Princess)
Long time ago, I placed an ad stating that I was tired of kissing toads and I was looking for my prince. God blessed me with Kevin who showed me that men could truly treat their women like princesses/queens. Unfortunately, he died almost 4 years ago. Now, I am wondering if I can find another prince some day.... In the meantime, I am greeted each evening by a frog that lives under the sidewalk leading up to my apartment building. Each time, I see him I start to wonder.... could that be a sign??? lol..... It certainly gives me a good chuckle as I remember a story I read, Hex and the City: Enchanted, Inc., by Shanna Swendson, that entailed about kissing frogs. I would like to share a few excerpts from there to demonstrate why this story comes immediately to my mind when reading this story.... "Men are okay," I said. "I like them well enough." I hated to dampen a good bitch session, but I'd never had a guy really screw me over. They had to be interested enough in m