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I was just going through rating pics via the waht's cherry option and hit a few male pics that i wasn't expecting LOL I have nothing against seeing the male member but i just felt it would be a bit strange rating it a 10, or a 1 for that matter. I never rate 1, or haven't found the need to yet, but to rate a person showing thier member a 10 just doesn't seem right. I was going to say something about people not replying when i say hello, but then thought thats just sad if i was going to worry about it. Its a persons choice if they want to talk, i certainly won't force them. Anyway i'll cut down the amount i write in here as i have other things to concentrate on and i can't see that many people being interested in what i have to say :)
Politics Of Sorrow
What happened before Only repeats on Your memory screen The things you’ve Gone without Whether lost Or never found Linger inside Taking crazy For a drive If it could Only be This Or had gone Another way You would still Be yourself You’d be Living this day It occurred For a reason Take that as You may If you can Find trust It resets Life’s game
Christ Can This Week Get Any Better?
So yea Sunday my buddy Ims me Says him and his gf of over 4 years breaks up Hes pretty broke up and rightfully so that was a kick in the teeth for him. Yesterday (Wednesday) I get a call 9 am to check a link on the Local news website My friend has been arrested For abandoning her baby No one knew she was pregnant From what i hear and its not her ya know i looked at a recent pic that they put on there its not her she looks so weary and torn and looks like she dont know right from wrong right now Im totally p9issed that shed do something like that but i feel sorry to she a friend and it hurts seein her down like she is I hope that everything will be ok for her i know shes not a monster evern tho she dids a horrible thing Can it get any better? I say no End Rant
How Many Animals Can You Fit Into A Pair Of Pantyhose?
HERE'S A RIDDLE FOR YOU. Pantyhose quiz Q: How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose? Now, think about it... Ready? Answer: 10 little piggies 2 calves , 1 ass, and an unknown number of hares. And of course one (1) . . . Kitty!!!!
Naughty Pics
I have opens my naughty pics upto everyone for the next 24 hours, please come and look,comment & vote, more will be added soon, message me if theres anything you'd like to see GG
hey everyone...i hope you are all having a wonderful night...i just woke up...but i am way too tired and cold tonight... i am going to go back to bed now.. i probably wont be online again until tomorrow have a good thursday... remember to rate my blog if you havent already done so....and please vote for me in my contest... Vote For Me As CT's Poster Girl! Just Click The Pic Below. Then Rate & Comment My Pic. But Remember Only One Comment Please. Cassandra Lynn
A Song 4 Some One
Rainy Day
Sitting on the couch, I turned the channels with the changer. Trying to find something that might peak my interest. But of course, there wasn’t anything on the tube that day. “There going to be a 70 percent chance of a afternoon thundershower, hopefully it will quench all of those plants that have been needing the rain.” said the weatherman. Soon I could feel two hands slowly rubbing my shoulders, they were strong and felt so nice as I soon felt your lips against my ear as you held me closer to your chest. I started to giggle as your lips tickled my ear, “You wanna go with me to the store to get some stuff for dinner tonight?” you asked me. I nodded and got up to get my purse as we walked out the door. The drive was a nice even though we did see some dark clouds overhead, the rain was coming in and it was gonna come sooner than we thought. By the time we got to the store and we came out, it was starting to pour down. “I’ll pull the car around and pick you up ok?” “A little rain i
Anyone Familiar With Custom Skins?
So if their is anyone out their familiar with making custom skins for CT, I need some help editing everything above the "Cherry Bank is Open" message and the gift box below my profile... basicly everything that is red, needs to be... NOT RED! thanks oh and sticking with the topic... This freaking Cold weather we're having in Kelowna is getting under my skin! PLUR peeps!
Love This Site!!
Just wanted 2 say hello 2 all u cherry fans out there. I think this site kicks azz. I have met lots of new people that are very cool, have lots of fun on this site. If u come by and rate me, i will return the favor. ;) Looking forward 2 meeting more of u!! Can never have enough friends, right? Thanx 2 my friend Gary for inviting me. If it werent 4 him, I would of never known about this site. Everyone take care. Have a safe and blessed holiday!! Jen
Changes In Tds
As of this moment TDS' online store is undergoing drastic changes in both appearance and products offered. We have new policies regaurding customer service and welcome any input that may further help us to serve you the customer. Also it has been decided by the heads of TDS Ind. that project fuzzy bunny will go ahead as planned without further changes. We look forward to your continued show of support and serving you again in the future. As always thank you for choosing TDS as your quality every day merchandise provider. Also for the next two weeks we have openings in the Image/Design department and public relations department. Applications can be mailed to For artists please include a sample of your work when doing so.
*****Don't give up on love because there is always someone who loves you, even if it's not the person you were hoping for.***** *****You know you're in love when you see that someone & your heart flutters, your stomach gets butterflies, & the rest of the world disappears.***** *****To hell with my pride,tonight i want to cry.***** *****Let's set the record straight. No one makes me smile,quite like you do.***** *****I just want a different ending to our same old story. Let's try & make it last this time & prove them all wrong.***** *****No matter how many times he hurts me, I will always forgive him.Some may call it stupid. I call it love*****. *****I don't like missing you. But I love having you to miss*****. *****I may be confused about a lot of things, but I know the only time I'm truely happy is when I'm with you*****. *****Everytime I try to give up,hope whispers "ONE MORE TRY…"***** *****Stand up for what you believe in,even if your standing alone.***** **
"american Geisha"
The geisha sits on the soil of the sea, Watching the waves peak, Crest, Fall, Listening to the mournful cries of the lone bird overhead, Feeling beaten and worn like the shoreline, She knows dusk will turn to night. Night is when he comes to her, Under dark blankets of stars, Illuminated by shadow. The tide swells, The geisha gathers her pallet, Wrapping it just so, Gazing back at the sea, Longing for sweet release, The long journey continues, Walking with a heavy heart, Trained to let go. The geisha's hour of preparation begins, She lays out her stalking of silk, Her Chantilly delicates, Her heart heavy, She pulls back the bed sheets, Exposing the hidden sachets, The geisha picks them up, Placing them in the box of cherry wood, The preparation continues. Night is when he comes to her, Under dark blanket of stars, Illuminated by shadow. The geisha glances at her reflecti
I destroy homes – I tear families apart. I take your children and that’s just a start. I’m more valued than diamonds, more precious than gold. The sorrow I bring is a sight to behold. If you need me, remember, I’m easily found. I live all around you, in school and in town. I live with the rich, I live with the poor. I live just down the street and maybe next door. I’m made in a lab, but not one like you think. I can be made under the kitchen sink, In your child’s closet, and even out in the woods. If this scares you to death, then it certainly should. I have many names. But there’s one you’ll know best. I’m sure you’ve heard of me, my name is Crystal Meth. My power is awesome, try me, you’ll see. But if you do, you may never break free. Just try me once and I might let you go. But if you try me twice, then I’ll own your soul. When I possess you, you’ll steal and you’ll lie. You’ll do what you have to do, just to get high. The
Sex And The Lack There Of. . .
I really need to get laid. It is approaching the one year anniversary of the last time that I had sex. This is not a good thing. Plus I really don't think I can have mindless sex with someone I don't know. The thought of it just doesn't do anything for me. Am I crazy? Is sex really that important? Is there anyone out there who is reading this?
Stash Update !!
Hi all I added some more pics to my stash, some are christmassy to get us in the mood lol Enjoy!!
What Do Your Eyes Reveal About You?
You scored as Eyes full of Pain. People tend to overlook you, which makes you feel less worthy of their attentions. You sometimes wish you could just disapear from the world around you. You have been hurt very badly in the past and you just wish that someone would understand you, and what their cruelty is doing to you.Eyes full of Pain83%Mysterious67%Diamond Eyes67%Passion67%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with
Are You A Good Kisser?
Your Kissing Technique Is: Perfect Your kissing technique is amazing - and you know it. You have the confidence to make the first move. And you always seem to know what kissing style is going to work best. Sometimes you're passionate, sometimes you're a tease. And you're always amazing! Are You a Good Kisser?
Damn! Im A Geek
What type of person do you attract? Your Result: You attract geeks! Your stunning intellect and love of sci-fi and video games allures the geeks like nothing else. Maybe it is the sparkle in your eye that makes them want to text you, who knows. Geeks make good partners, but tend to be arguementative. If you are a TRUE geek magnet, you will know if that was spelled correctly, and actually care. If it is a bad-boy/bad-girl you are seeking, you are barking up the wrong tree, unless they are just 'bad' behind a PS2 console.You attract artsy people! You attract unstable people! You attract Yuppies! You attract rednecks! You attract models! What type of person do you attract?Quizzes for MySpace
Men are like a pack of cards.You need a heart to love them,A diamond to marry them,A club to hit him with, And A spade to bury them with!
Even If......
Even if the date's not going well, Behave with grace and maturity.You never know- your date might have hot friends!
Love begins with smiles,grows with a kiss,and ends with a tear.To love is one thing, to be loved is another,but to be loved by the one you love is everything.If you really love some one,write there name in a circle not a heart.Hearts get broken,But circles go on forever.Don't frown,you never know who is fallen in love with your smile.Every exit is on entry to some where else.
Like To See How Mean People Read It..
One Sentence is Enough to Break a Heart……One Second is Enough to Fall in Love……and One Misunderstanding is Sufficient to Break Friendship. Friendship is the Rainbow Between to Hearts. Sharing 7 Characters First i like u, then i loved u, Now i'm afraid to lose u, If you dont send this to everyone on ur list, u will lose the person you love. sorry i dont wanna lose the person i love.................................................................. .................................if i dont get this back i guess your not my friend. if u have a lot of love 4 someone... copy and send this 2 ur whole buddy 5 min. ur true love Online friends are people we may never meet.... We see pictures, we see cams...It isn't the same.... We grow close...We care and love one another.... One day we may not hear from one another.... Our hearts will break... All we see is a name on messenger but the person we don't see anymore..... We pray....."Please come bac
From the L.A Times: 1. 40% of all workers in L.A. County ( L.A. County has 10.2 million people) are working for cash and not paying taxes. This was because they are predominantly illegal immigrants, working without a green card. 2. 95% of warrants for murder in Los Angeles are for illegal aliens. 3. 75% of people on the most wanted list in Los Angeles are illegal aliens. 4. Over 2/3 of all births in Los Angeles County are to illegal alien Mexicans on Medi-Cal, whose births were paid for by taxpayers. 5. Nearly 25% of all inmates in California detention centers are Mexican nationals here illegally. 6. Over 300,000 illegal aliens in Los Angeles County are living in garages. 7. The FBI reports half of all gang members in Los Angeles are most likely illegal aliens from south of the border. 8. Nearly 60% of all occupants of HUD properties are illegal. 9. 21 radio stations in L.A
On The Lighter Side...
Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired, and Mrs. Fenton insists her husband go with her to Wal-Mart, but he gets bored with all the shopping trips. He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Fenton loves to browse. Here's a letter sent to Mrs. Fenton------ Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban both of you from our stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. All complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below. Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was shopping in Wal-Mart: 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in house war
I'm A Freak On The Couch !!!!
This is a fun way to find out when your friend's birthdays are... :) Choose your birth month and day to get the subject of your bulletin post! JAN. - make love to me FEB. - call me a slut MAR. - spank my ass APR. - suck my dick MAY- shut up and kiss me JUN.- I'm a sex freak JUL.- I'm a freak AUG.- I wanna fuck SEPT.- Im so fucking horny OCT.-Cuddle with me NOV.- I want to make out DEC.-Let's fuck harder pick your day of birth -- 1-on the couch 2-in the kitchen 3-in the car 4-in your parents bed 5-in the morning 6-at the movies 7-because i love you and always will. 8-when you're horny 9-in my bed 10-at skool 11-right now 12-because i am am drag queen 13-under the stars 14-at a wild party 15- after I brush my teeth 16- on the washing machine 17-on the teachers desk 18- in the shower 19-when im sweaty 20-everyday!!! 21-right here, right now 22-on the kitchen table 23-on the couch 24-while watching porn 25-all night 26-at the library 27-whil
Thursday Thoughts
The only way to make a man trustworthy is to trust him. - Henry StimsonThe average person thinks he isn't. - Father Larry LorenzoniLife... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.- Douglas Adams
There is a place for usthat no one else can enter. It is a place that holds no secrets,only beauty, peace, understanding.A place that we come to,thinking we are one,only to have our soulsfused together for a moment.And in that moment, I know you;every pore, every pulse,every thought, every fear.And I love you more.I feel myself laid bare before you,and I feel content . . . joyous that you are with me,loving me in my nakedness. bt
My Grandpa
Roy Doyle Roy M. Doyle, 92, of Hillsdale, died Tuesday, Nov. 28, 2006, at Illini Restorative Care Center, Silvis. Funeral services will be 11 a.m. Saturday, Dec. 2, at Esterdahl Mortuary & Crematory, 6601 38th Ave., Moline. Visitation will be 3 to 6 p.m. Friday at the funeral home. Burial will be in Moline Memorial Park. Memorials may be made to American Parkinson Disease Association Midwest Chapter (2050 Pfingsten Road, Suite 127, Glenview, IL 60026-1391) or a favorite charity. Roy was born Oct. 16, 1914, in Moline to Fred A. and Sue Nicely Doyle. He married Dorothy Hartogh in Chicago. Roy was a tool-and-die maker for 30 years at John Deere Harvester, East Moline, retiring in 1984. Roy was a member of UAW Local 865, East Moline. Roy also liked to farm and work on cars and farm equipment. He also enjoyed wildlife. Survivors include wife, Dorothy; daughters, Kathryn Doyle, Moline, Karen Doyle, Moline, Kim Doyle, Moline; sons, James Doyle, Moline, Robert Doyle, Colo
There is not much to say about my life that is new or thrilling so I figured I would just put a song that I really like in. Aerosmith Cryin
Reply To Rudi
My hunni wrote this....... Take my hand my sunshine, I wish to help you along. Just knowing there are two of us can help to make you strong. I know life seems unfair and sometimes gets you down, but know that I am here for you I will always be around. So set a day aside and together we will walk down all your troubled pathways,for it helps sometimes to talk. If you should need some time to do this on your own, then I will be here waiting since you wish to be alone. I guess I want to say that I hold our Love dear. And if you ever need me just reach out,cause I am here. In Love Rudi ======================================= My reply: I will take your hand for I have already taken your heart. I am begining to understand the strength of two. Life does seems unfair at this moment for me, yet I know life will only begin when I go to Germany. At that time there will be two of us to walk, you will understand my troubled paths so much more at that time. I too hold our love dear
Verily I Say... Tomorrow! W00t!
The Perfect Mistake
THE PERFECT MISTAKE My Mother's father worked as a carpenter. On this particular day, he was building some crates for the clothes his church was sending to orphanages in China. On his way home, he reached into his shirt pocket to find his glasses, but they were gone. When he mentally replayed his earlier actions, he realized what had happened; the glasses had slipped out of his pocket unnoticed and fallen into one of the crates, which he had nailed shut. His brand new glasses were heading for China ! The Great Depression was at its height and Grandpa had six children. He had spent $20 for those glasses that very morning. He was upset by the thought of having to buy another pair. "It's not fair," he told God as he drove home in frustration. "I've been very faithful in giving of my time and money to your work, and now this." Months later, the director of the orphanage was on furlough in the United States . He wanted to visit all the churches that supported h
Were Do I Begin
Man where to even begin.. well i thought he was the right one... Kinda like a forever thing....... he was oh so charming with a smile that shined like a diamond ring..I guess thats my problem always "Needing" a man.. when da hell is a man gonna need me is the question at hand... I been trying and trying to piece together my life..trying to determine my worth i need to rely on almighty christ.... Materialistic things dont matter although he destroyed that too... took everything i owned and left me to start a new... I can always get right back, but its my heart thats broke.. i did nothing wrong to deserve this, but yet my soul's been revoked... why in the hell cant i find someone for me... yeah i know im not perfect but juss accept me for me... Ive been talking to my exe's they vow to make it better, said i'll come home if ya want me to, we can storm out the weather.. But is that what i want another man right now? i mean thats seems
The Unbreakable
Willingly my soul has been trapped, and finally its been let go..With dry eyes and sore sides from tossin and turning, cause my hearts been burning, i reluctantly adapted slow...Ive convinced myself that i've done all i can do, and now it's in gods hands,who possesses the truth,which is always more "entertaining"then a lie, so actions that have occured has ruined my guy...Unbreakable my ass, compared to now as glass and sure we'll try to piece it but our "Value" has decreased when, we were all so very close of being at our peak,a huge blow to the soul and trust seeped away, things were said never said in all our past days...I took a vow as i laid face buried in the pillow, to hide my moans and dry my face then starrin out the window... I am blessed to past the tests that life has designed, and its only right that i try to show no regret about what seemed to be mine...Ive grown Ive learned and am now on the right path, facing obstacles eveyday but hardly surprised by da sad..I can Hold
George Carlin
A wonderful Message by George Carlin: The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered outer space but not
A Lil Advice
Things to make you smile...... Always try to help a friend in need Believe in yourself Be brave...but it's ok to be afraid sometimes Study hard Give lots of kisses Laugh often Don't be overly concerned with your weight, it's just a number Always try to see the glass half full Meet new people, even if they look different to you Remain calm, even when it seems hopeless Take lots of naps.. Be weird whenever you have the chance Love your friends, no matter who they are Don't waste food RELAX Take an occasional risk Try to have a little fun each day.'s important Work together as a team Share a joke with friends Fall in love with someone.. ...and say "I love you" often Express yourself creatively Be conscious of your appearance Always be up for surprises Love someone with all of your heart Share with friends Watch your step It will get better There is
Daddy's Home
"Hello?" "Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?" "No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul." "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now." Brief Pause. "Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway." "Okay Daddy, just a minute." A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did it Daddy." "And what happened honey?" he asked. "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!" "Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?" "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.
Things I've Learned
As I've Matured...... I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets. I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jack asses. I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think. I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. I've learned that it is not what you wear, it is how you take it off.... I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished. I've learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things. I've learned that ex's are like fungus, and keep coming back. I've learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity. I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it. I've learned that we are responsible for what we d
Ratings, Comments, Etc
send some ratings to my pics and profile if you have not done so, become my fan, leave some comments and i will do the same (if i have not done so as of yet) thanks!
Tempered Steal Glare
The thing we were Never told When the dish ran away With The spoon There was no Happily ever after Separate cabinets Different drawers It was all too much For love to endure It is like the Difference between A whisper And a lie One is kinda sexy The other makes you Cry Across the table But so far from my Reach When leaves turn brown And fall to the Ground Do they have to Or is it a useless Belief?
Nothing Really Matters
nothing really matters you and i can see love falls short on action the fell out from me' nothing really matters in my eyes ive set you free youll never be that shelter you thought you gave to me nothing really matters let go of everything nothing really matters never again are you for me thinking of the despair the nothing all comes back to me
I have so many things to tell you, that I don't know how to say. so many thing are happening, and things are changing everyday . . . Some things are getting better; and others just getting worse. everything is changing; and everyone is hurt . . . I am always hurting; I always seem to cry. everyone is leaving; and don't even say goodbye . . . Suicide seems to linger in everybody's mind; they know that it's a stupid thing; but still think it all the time . . . They think that their depression is fatal enough to die. they think it would be better, and no one would even cry . . . They're just being stupid, they aren't thinking clear; and all they're doing is hurting the people they love so dear . . . I know that you're in heaven, looking down from up above. please just show these people that all they need is love!
Aries In Relationships
have a charming manner and very winning ways with the opposite sex, when you so choose. Despite your charm, you often find that some unforeseen problem seems to emerge that prevents you from obtaining the object of your desire and those to whom you are most attracted may indeed fail to respond in the way you expect. You need to harness your powerful energies, or even rein them in a little, so that those with whom you would like to spend time are not overwhelmed by your battle tactics. Aries, a masculine sign, loves to lead and hates to follow. So in a relationship, Aries, the child of the zodiac, is the motivator and wants to be the controller. The Aries driving force compels those born under its influence to become the leading light in any co-operative venture. This can be a particular problem for Aries women, who constantly seek to measure themselves against their man (or men), always trying to gain the upper hand. Aries is straightforward in its need to dominate. While quite s
I Remember A Time
I remember a time that, A sit in the cemetary, became some more. When the changing leaves, appeared brighter. And when the autum air, carried a sweeter scent. I remember a time that, A car ride, felt as though I was flying. When the road became, A thousand miles under us. And it seemed to me, as though time had stood still. I remember a time that, A meer local show, Was a way of expression. When I was able, To show you a new experiance. And you could see, another side of myself. I also remember a time, When love was new, And getting to know you, was such a great joy. Written By Saralynne Fox
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrr Too Cold For Me
I whish it would make up its mind on if its going to spit out freezing rain or snow damn have sick kids already from the weather change lol have to take care of them now this i am glad i don't have to go to work or school i wouldn't go its too bad out there well in kck it is so yeah. My kidsa are loving it but not me lol i hate cold weather someday i will move to a warm climate that just rains not snow if we could have the snow and it stay warm that would be awesome. I one thing i worry about is if my baby is ok i hope so cuz he h as school today well college. Steven I love ya baby and miss ya
A Burning Touch Of Love
A Burning Touch Of Love My love, Are you still mine? Cause there many… Fantasies thoughts Going through my head, As all I do is think of you… As I`ve hungered, For your loving burning touch, As I need your love so badly, Now till the end of time, I am waiting for you with open arms To embrace you with wings of love, To hold you deep within my soul, To kiss you without control. Just being near you, And be able to behold your touch, Takes me to another dimension, But, time just moving so slowly, To feel the heat of your passions. I do want you to know… I will always love you, That you are all I have ever long for, And crave, and yearn… That you are the ANGEL of my dreams, The one I have search all my life, That every day, more and more, I`m falling deeply in love with you!
Too Tired, Too Much Whiskey... Just Too Much
What an awesome day it was today.. 12 hours of fun filled excitement at Optus. I love some customers for their nice nature. The mental ones that come in screaming and yelling, they make me laugh too... Usually in right in front of them. "I bought this phone from you a few days ago and it is broken, it won't turn on." "So when did it stop working?" I ask "It hasn't worked since we've had it." So I had a look at the phone, it was off so I pressed the power button to turn it on. "How did you do that?" they asked me "What?? Turn it on?" "Yes, we couldn't get it to work" I pissed myself laughing at them. :( That's not nice And there were more than just these customers, but I just enjoy getting back home from a long shift, having a drink, relaxing and laughing. Oh what fun, it is.
Answer For Me So I Have An Insite To My Friends
To Reply! send a private message to the person who posted this with the number or numbers that apply to them! (yes you can pick more than one) : 1- I used to like you 2- I used to love you 3- I don't like you 4- I have a HUGE crush on you 5- I'm in [[love]] with you 6- I think I'm still in love with you and I shouldn't be... 7- I really want to talk to you and get to know you and hopefully something will happen... 8- I'm with someone else but for some reason i still have feelings for you 9- I want to marry you 10- I want to do you 11- I want to make out (NOT just kiss) with you again 12- I want to make out (NOT just kiss) with you for the 1st time 13- I want a relationship with you 14- I want to hold your hand 15- I'm not a lez/gay but you're cool 16- I'm scared of liking you 17- I have a gf/bf but i like you... 18- I love you but its starting to fade away 19- I love you 20- I don't really know you but I'd bang you 21-
Poll, Adult! - take your own poll! 1. How old are you?over 30 2. What is your sexual orientation?Bisexual 3. Have you ever given somone oral sex?Sure I have 4. Have you ever received oral sex?Yes, of course 5. How many sexual partners have you had?No Answer 6. What is your pubic hair style?Shaved bald, nice and clean 7. What is your choice of underwear style?Regular Panties 8. Have you ever had anal sex?Yes I have 9. What is your favorite position?Good old missionary 10. How often do you masturbate?Once a day 11. Have you ever kissed a girl?Yes, for sure 12. Have you ever had sex with a girl?Yes, I sure have 13. Have you ever taken, or been in naked photos?Yes, been in them 14. Have you ever had multiple partners at once?Yes, an all out orgy 15. Have you watched porn?Yes, of course. Who hasn't? 16. Have you ever been to a nude beach or nudist area?Nope, I am modest 17. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex?Yes, watched others,
Odyssey Of The Devil Horns
ODYSSEY OF THE DEVIL HORNS Who is responsible for bringing metal’s famous hand signal to the tribe? ~ By STEVE APPLEFORD ~ t is called the mano cornuto, the horned hand, with index finger and pinkie raised proudly as the sign of the beast, ready for an unholy wave to your favorite demon king. The Horns of Cernunnos. The woolly Goat of Mendes. And the edifice of Scaccia Scalogna, source of the ancient code to defeat the “evil eye” and its power to wilt the fruit on trees and the mojo of men. Or, it means nothing at all – nothing beyond the international greeting to heavy metal ecstasy, aimed at all the flawed rock gods with their Marshall amps and electric guitars. It is there that the horns still carry some tribal significance, and where the local monster metal fest might carry a giant foam-rubber facsimile of the horned hand to be waved from across the arena, as harmless as a pillow. Satan must miss the attention. It had been his for centuries, used with conviction just
My Hit Man Info
Hairy Knuckles HalPeople Iced:EighteenCar Bombs Planted:SevenFavorite WeaponRusty ChainArms Broken:EightEyes Gouged:Twenty ThreeTongues Cut Off:SevenBiggest Enemy:El Loco MotoGet Your HITMAN NameAWSOME-GAME
Not A Game
Friendship is not a Game to Play Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn't start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday. Moon said to me to leave your friend Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont you leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine. Age appears to be best in some things Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read. Old rice best to eat and old friends best to keep God picked up a flower God picked up a flower and dipped it in a DEW, lovingly touched it which turned in to u, and the he gifted to me and said, THIS FRIEND IS 4U. To live a life To live a life i need heartbeat, 2 have heartbeat i need a heart, 2 have heart i need happiness, to have happiness i need a friend, and 4 a friend i need U.ALWAYS True friends r like morning True friends are like mornings, u cant have them the w
Cherry Names
Just something I noticed wonder if anyone else has. How many cherry id's have the word Babygirl in them somewhere? has to be the most popular name Oh well just popped in my head when i saw the maybe 100th! Ed
What I Like...
Recently a few men have asked me what I like (all hell, they always ask), so here is the jest of it all. I like a man to take charge of me, show me he's glad to be with me while treating me like a lady. I remember one guy from here made me feel like a delicate flower, and increased the intensive of our play as the rhyme increased. After holding my head while kissing me, he held my body close to him and I felt the lust building. Not just the horny feelings, but true lust. He showed me he was all man, and "HE" was going to take care of me for the night. I relaxed in his arms and felt like tons of water was being lifted off my body. Next I remember was the way he kissed every inch of my body and explored me as if he had never seen a woman before caresses,light kisses and a lot of touching. When he first entered me, he held the sides of my head so that I was looking him straight in the eyes and I felt my wet pussy glide his cock right in. He had eaten me so thoroughly, that I felt my cum
Another Year Older
Today I turn 35.. not so sure how I feel about it... kind of bummed.. but dont feel old... just lonely, guess i just need to have some fun... thats what birthdays are for, right? This is the prime of my life! Definetly the best sex I've ever had.. guess that happens when your older and more mature and really know what you like.... ok enough of me ramblin... see ya
Worst First Date In History!
If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!! We have all had bad dates..but this takes the cake. Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize! She said it was midwinter... Snowing and quite cold...and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City , Utah . It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room
Song Of The Day - The Eagles - Take It To The Limit
All alone at the end of the evening And the bright lights have faded to blue I was thinking 'bout a woman who might have Loved me and I never knew You know I've always been a dreamer (spent my life running 'round) And it's so hard to change (Can't seem to settle down) But the dreams I've seen lately Keep on turning out and burning out And turning out the same So put me on a highway And show me a sign And take it to the limit one more time You can spend all your time making money You can spend all your love making time If it all fell to pieces tomorrow Would you still be mine? And when you're looking for your freedom (Nobody seems to care) And you can't find the door (Can't find it anywhere) When there's nothing to believe in Still you're coming back, you're running back for more So put me on a highway And show me a sign And take it to the limit one more time Take it to the limit Take it to the limit Take it to the limit one more time
Show Me How
show me all the answers shattered drops of mind devistated show me all the reasons my thoughts are too debated show me how to answer your question designated for a responce we cannot conclude SHOW WHY I ANSWER the way i choose Show me how to gather these thoughts of you construed Say if the answer was me... or was it YOU?
Back Again
well.i made it back to see the kids for a couple of days.this weather is a trip got to leave sunday for south cal.7 drops starting at barstow and ending in sandeigo.hope you all are doing fine as frog hair out there. talk soon.
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Never Done This Before
I've never really started a blog before, but I figured what the hell, it's here, might as well.
Fall Quarters Grades
O Fuck
headache. so this is what a hangover feels like :p wtf is a zombie anyways, some strong shit thats for sure.
Actual Newspaper Ads
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The History Of The Middle Finger
Well,'s something I never knew before, and now that I know it, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in the hope that they, too, will feel edified. Isn't history more fun when you know something about it? Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future. This famous English longbow was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as "plucking the yew" (or "pluck yew"). Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew! Since 'pluck yew' is rather diff icult to say,
Perhaps It Is A Shadow
I noticed something different As I went about my day I seemed to have a shadow That followed all the way I would try to duck and lose it But as soon as I stood still And I peeked around my shoulder It was there just waiting till Waiting until I moved again It didn't care which way It was stuck to me like glue And it would not go away I began to think about it And this is what I surmised That often we do this ourselves While going through our lives We try to hide behind the things Just little things we sometimes do And after they are done it seems We wish we could undo But when we turn around to find They are lost somewhere That's because they hide behind us Little shadows unaware I think perhaps that this is how Our Father in Heaven keeps tabs For if He stands behind us He has to see the bads For little shadows tell it all And that even means the sin So if we're doing something wrong Better quit! You will not win God gives us choices alwa
Soldier's Having Christmas In Iraq
In the desert far away from home There is sand like you have never known Soldiers sleeping in the dust, it has become a must They lay down their lives for you and I They never ask the question why. Soldiers having Christmas in Iraq Where most of the people do not understand our ways Most believe we do them wrong, On Christmas Eve we American's stay strong Life in Iraq must still go on, Their wives and little children Wish Daddy comes home soon. A feast for a king, Is what we serve on Christmas Day While our soldiers, fight in a hot desert, In the name of freedom, far away. Peace on earth, good will to men, Please Lord let this war soon end, They do not shed a tear They never break down They thank God for keeping their family safe and sound. Soldiers having Christmas in Iraq, With the taste of sand upon their lips They fight for our freedom, Let us hope they can make it stick. I am proud of our soldiers, for they do Only what they believe in I believe
Always Good To Share Again! Happy Thoughts!
Always good to share again! Happy thoughts! Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. This was a guy who purchased his lovely wife a "pocket Taser" for their anniversary. Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 22nd anniversary and I was looking for A little something extra for my wife Toni. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were Suppose to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your Assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety.... WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two> triple-A batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. Aweso
For Washington Dc
I'll still be here but I'm traveling to Washington DC there are some personal things there that i need to take care of
What Kind Of Seducer Are You?
Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you! Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter. You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you. You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover. Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives. Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours. No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover. What Kind of Seducer Are You?
What Is Acceptable?
They call this an "online nightclub" but because it is "online" the only thing really unacceptable is nudity/sexuality in public veiwing areas. Forget about the saftey of the members because after all, theyre just a number in the ever growing population! If you have a "dispute" regardless of its severity, you are expected to only block that person and rid yourself of that trouble but enable that person to move on and torment someone else. WTF is wrong with that picture? I think the priorities are severly messed up around here, people are more worried about how "clean" the site is so that it looks pretty than safety! There is no damn way that a girl would be attack by a guy in a real night club and just told "ignore it", his ass would be tossed out and you all know it! Blocking does NOTHING!! Except for maybe the person blocking but the damage has already been done. You's think that because this is such a great place where everyone is so "loving" that this stuff couldnt happen to
I wont be on that much cause i just joined this new site...and im in love with it. but ill check off and on and ill come and make some time to comment those of you have commented me.
Weak And Powerless
Tilling my own grave to keep me level Jam another dragon down the hole Diggin' to rhythm and the echo of a solitary siren One that pushes me along and leaves me so... Desperate and ravenous I'm so weak and powerless over you Someone feed the monkey while I dig in search of China White as Dracula as I aproach the bottle Desperate and ravenous I'm so weak and powerless over you Little angel go away Come again some other day The devil has my ear today I'll never hear a word you say He promised I would find a little solace and some peace of mind Whatever just as long as I don't feel so... Desperate and ravenous I'm so weak and powerless over you
hello all.. im just wondering but have some people blocked me because i have been trying to send messages but i keep getting an error thats telling me that im unable to send messages or make comments on there pics.. i hope nobody blocked me i feel really bad if i have done something wrong or if something got taken the wrong way.. iam a very good person.. and im always willing to be there for anyone and do anything for anyone.. if anyone knows what might be going on can you let me know.. or if i have done anything to hurt anyone iam truely sorry.. i would never do anything like that unpurpose im not that type of person.. i miss some of my friends on here thank you all
The Scorpions
Skid Row
The Kinks
Cooking With Gas
okay just met up with Stephen the new web guy in me life, hes going to create me a structure for the pages then i can play with the rest of it to my hearts content. i am now quite delighted.
Must See Magic
Ok, you have all got to check this out. Alittle artsy, and a bit long, but you have to watch to the end. It is amazing.
It Already Started In The City. Suburbia Will Be, Just As Easy.
Yet Another One
Our Night Taking your hand Fingers to my lips I want to love every inch of you Taste every part of your body As if I can drink your loves blood Through your very pores I want to get lost in your eyes Consumed by your kiss Set my body on fire Quench the fire in my blood With sweet caresses Touch my soul with your passion Lay down beside me Feel my body crying for you Let's get lost in each other Touching, exploring, tasting We will exceed passion, go beyond bliss For this is our night Want me, like no other Need you, like the air that I breathe Together, one mind, one soul Fused in the heat of passionate love Existing in this moment Forever
I Need Some
I need some cherry tap love. All pics are open to rate and comment on
"one More"
i liked this one... "And for an hour, for an hour - I'm the best rock in the world..."
If You Want To
chat contact me on yahoo or msn my screen name for yahoo is coldplaycmh and for msn it is
The Beatles
3 Libras
Music Video:3 LIBRAS (by A Perfect Circle)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone threw you the obvious and you flew with it on your back, a name in your recollection, thrown down among a million same. difficult not to feel a little bit disappointed and passed over when i've looked right through to see you naked and oblivious and you don't see me.but i threw you the obvious just to see if there's more behind the eyes of a fallen angel, the eyes of a tragedy. here i am expecting just a little bit too much from the wounded. but i see through it all and see you. so i threw you the obvious to see what occurs behind the eyes of a fallen angel, eyes of a tragedy. oh well. apparently nothing. you don't see me. you don't see me at all.
Leaving Cherrry Tap
This site used to be great fun.Now they have taken that all away with their new rules.ALL my pics were made NSFW.Well,shouldnt members be working at work and not looking at my pics?Why is it my resposibility that they WORK at their job they get paid for and not look at my pics??This site has just become a MYSPACE twin and thats for all the kiddies,so I'm gone to look for a mature site with the freedom to post what I plezzz.. Ty to all my friends and family for your LUV and support.I will miss u all.. Sugar
~~get Off Your Ass And Do Something~~
Love him or hate him, he sure hits the nail on the head with this! To anyone with kids of any age, here's some advice. Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world. Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it! Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself. Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both. Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opport
Odd Captions...
Why would anyone upload a pic with a caption "c'mon ladies you know you want to suck it (bad angle not my real size)." Why not just take a different pic at a good angle?
Pass It On
90# on the telephone >PASS ON TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW > >I received a telephone call last evening from an individual identifying >himself as an AT&T Service technician who was conducting a test on >telephone lines. He stated that to complete the test I should touch nine >(9), zero (0), the pound sign (#), and then hang up. >Luckily, I was suspicious and refused. > >Upon contacting the telephone company, I was informed that by pushing >90#, you give the requesting individual full access to your telephone >line, which enables them to place long distance calls billed to your >home phone number. >I was further informed that this scam has been originating from many >local jails/prisons. I have also verified this information with UCB >Telecom, Pacific Bell, MCI, Bell Atlantic and GTE. Please beware. > >DO NOT press 90# for ANYONE. > >The GTE Security Department requested that I share this information with >EVERYONE I KNOW. >PLEASE pass this on to everyone YOU know. >If you
Herbal Green Tea, Mind Soothing
Okay so i came up with a great idea to all those stoners out there and anyone else who likes to listen i have decided to market a Green tea made from marijauana and the b-e-a-utiful THC crystals just had add hot water and you have herbal tea that will sooth your mind think about it it would be the best selling tea around even if they didnt know it was pot the reaction would relax a nation so tell me its not a good idea HERBAL GREEN TEA Made with cannibus extract MIND SOOTHING
Careful I bite
It Is So Embarrassing1
I May Already Have This
[] I want your number [] Pretty/Cute [] Hottie [] Sexy [] Gorgeous [] Amazingly Beautiful [] I'd take you home in a second [] I'd make out with you right now [] I'd Hit it [] No, I dont like you like that [] I love you [] Wanna hook up? Dear _________, I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars. Love, _______________ (P.S. ______________.) Would you kiss me? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe [] already did Am I attractive? [] Heck no [] hot as Hell [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay I think ur pretty [] Sexy [] Ugly! Name one thing you would like to do to me... [] ________________________ I look like.. [] A player [] One time thing [] Next bf/gf If you saw me for t
Just Wondering.....
I was wondering how many people actually read these. I could put in here that my love life really sucks right now or that pain is a great part of my life. I get on here and look around at people's pages that are my "friends" on here. Funny that we can make friends anywhere we go. I have always been an easy going guy that never met a stranger. If you read this, instead of making a comment, send me something that will make me smile....A pic of yourself, tell me a joke, or better yet, tell me that you really care about someone that you have never met and why they should look forward to coming back here. Today, like the last few days, has really sucked. Send me a smile if you will......John
first its snowing..and 2nd i got no school.. so got extra time to do my work.. but anyways so im excited..very excited.. jessica
Age Is But A Number
Age is But a Number Freshman in College Charlie was a source of laughter 18 with a 45 year old girlfriend Oh what dman fools we were Then the day came Destiny wold befall me Staff family Christmas party Festive Introductions made Maria her name Is this really your Mama She had a glow like no other that night Big Beautiful, and captivating This gorgeous 50-something So fine, sexy, and warm Flirtatious, curvacious, Fun Captivated me? Great conversation, drinks, and a dance She was the hit of the party Sat next to me at dinner winking at me so seductively Felling the Familiar tension of desire build Went to my office for a break Sitting back in the darkened corner deciding to relieve my tension with old-fashioned self pleasure MMMM Very Nice Startled rising to my feet There she was behind me Caressing her big breasts seductively her sexy tongue licked her soft fulllips She came to me with fire in her eyes Pulling me to her, determin
Tasty Holiday Treats
Tasty Holiday Treats Turkey day is coming Work oliday dinners always so boring But the Winds of Change Have other plans this year The new girl at Work, Charlene BBW Goddess and proud Majestic and proud Her pressence lit up the room Conversations and laughs Every one having fun Welcome to your first Party here with the firm She Hugs me warmly with a sweet Thank You Magickal prowess and Mystery True Goddess captivating my soul Found myself spending my time talkign with her We went outside for a walk, alone time The crisp night air caressed us Her smile radiant as the Sun Her touch, soft but strategic and with purpose Hugging each other yet again Thank you for welcoming me so warmly Just being a true gentleman Charlene She sensed the spellbound feelign i had for her Her eyes piercing my very core Saying nothing, but sayting volumes at the same time She leaned in to Kiss me Her Big soft breasts pressing to my own man nipples Her lips soft as
Frozen Pleasures
Frozen Pleasures The Sun is wanning Goddess of death blankets the Earth with her white coat Yet the fires of warmth and love rage beneath Big Bueatiful Lover Cuddles close, caressing and exploring Lips melting together and Moistened in our core Come with me She coos As She opens the door The winds of Odin caress our naked skin Niples rock hard Strange sense of primal lust invades me Our Garden of Eden Enclosed in totsal privacy Laying in eternal bliss Our Lovemaking journey begins The coldeness of her breath does not phase us Pasion raging, fire and desire Kisses deep and long, Passion rages The five senses all in harmoney and at work SNoeflakes caress her hardened nipples My tongue at work worshippig her Primal Core Then she demands to be fed, Her sexual hunger needs to be satiated Totally at one, feasting upon one others Sex The God and Goddess within us wont be denied Our Fire and desire melt winter's white blanket Finally the Great R
Shopping Tips From The Cat
Town House Crackers (light buttery crackers) Original ---------------------------- These crackers are great plain or with cheese. I love them with wine but one of my best loves on CherryTap can't drink wine - so I do not want to bring that sore subject up... For my shopping tips just email me at :)
If I Was In Your Bed What Would U Do To Me???
Primal Lust
Primal Lust The Goddess won't be denied Lioness or Deep Femionine Mystery Awakened by her Sex moistened with the Morning's dew Pressed aggresisvely to my surpised lips Takign me like only a True Goddess could Shut up and dont say a word Goddess demands to be served Riding my tongue mecilessly Lunchtime approaches at work Open my bag to find edibale oil and a note Serve me Lunch at home, Be On time racing home eager to please the Goddess running through the door To find her totally raw and nude Pushing me onto the recliner Neeling before my manhood Goddess needs to be feed well Devours my manliness with completeness Just a servant Priest to my Goddess Live to serve her every desire Dinner is to be hot and ready tonight at 6 and on time. As the 5:00 hour approaches My body pulses, trembles with anticipation Racing home to once again satiate the hunger of my Goddess Blessed Be Goddess, Divine Mistress, Enchatress and Seductress
Patiently Waiting For U!
~~the Ability To Understand A Clean Joke~~
> >> Old Jewish Humor >> >> You may remember, or heard of the old Jewish Catskill Comics of >> Vaudeville days, viz., Shecky Green, Red Buttons, Totie Fields, >> Milton Berle, Henny Youngman, Myron Cohen and others. >> Don't you miss their humor? >> Not one single swear word in their comedy. >> Here are some examples: >> >> There was a beautiful young woman knocking on my hotel room door all >> night! I finally had to let her out. >> >> A car hit an elderly Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you >> comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living." >> >> I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the >> airport. >> >> I've been in love with the same woman for 49 years. If my wife ever >> finds out, she'll kill me! >> >> What are three words a woman never wants to hear when she's making >> love? "Honey, I'm home!" >> >> Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The >> thief spends less than my wife did. >>
Yada Yada Yada Part 2
Ok so I am bored...and the kids are fighting...well not so much at the moment but more then they need to be. So I feel the need to blog. More like ramble on about nothing because that is all I ever do in a blog. Well unless I am upset about something. Which at this point I have nothing bothering me. Well nothing big anyway. Just the normal things. lol Life is going fairly well right now. I am happy where I am at, well other then being broke all the time. I need to get out and find my ass a job. Someday I would like to move out of here. lol I can always dream right? Seems like that is all I do is dream. I need to make these dreams a reality. So my 30th birthday is on Tuesday. I am looking forward to it for some odd reason. Hopefully I will get to celebrate it this weekend. We'll see. Depends on if I have a sitter and what my friends wanna do and well if I have money or not. If I don't celebrate it no biggie. It's part of life you can't always get what you want.
Want To See Me Nude? All you have to do is join here....its FREE!! If you are already a member let me know your username so I can add you as a friend.. If you are not--Hope to see you there!! Hugs and Kisses!
Some Skills
I had to add the New York skyline before the attack I'm going back, like Uptowns not Air Force Ones and cooked crack I'm back, those who lack or dont like take a hike I'm about to get ill on the muffugin mic, showing the flow that you already know I'm a pro, burning wack mc's by 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 at the door Lyrical homicide, watch the chalk line contaminating the evidence lyrical bullets spent when I vent, MC's nah rappers gotta pack a lunch for this event. Yall aint ready for this kids more Steady than B but not from Philly The B-X is where I represent, Atlanta is the home so what you expect 2 musical meccas here to wreck step to my throne and get cha shit wet up shut the f*** up. listen up, youngsta when ya talking to a genius Check the pedigree 3 decades apple, 1 in the peach city My 2 homes we'll crush ya dome from north to south anyone wanna know? This flow is not for the meek I mean weak, it comes from dirty up north grime a southern coun
Love In Reverse
She was enjoying herself, she realized to her delight and with not a little shock... she was actually enjoying herself. It was mostly, she understood, because of the heat of pure lust that she could feel eminated from his body, even as he moaned and twitched beneath her ministrations, but still, this was more fun than she had imagined it would have been. And she felt a wicked smile curling on her lips, knowing that she was startling him... perhaps even frightening him... with the intensity of her present attentions. And had it really only been two hours since it had begun? It seemed much longer. It seemed timeless. And however long it had been, above all it had been wicked and wanton and heavenly. It had begun as a shock, for both of them, but mostly for him. Oh, they had discussed it before, briefly. She had even had him once write a story for her about what it might be like. But when she finally had decided to attempt it, had gathered the instruments she
So which one of my friends either has, or knows someone who has a Trendwest or similar timeshare that would let me buy some of their bonus time? I wanna go to Whistler in a few months, but don't wanna spend a fortune... Anyway, any help is awesome. :D Love ya all!
Finding Submission
She didn’t know what to expect from their first meeting and knew him only from instant messenger conversations and the photos he had provided, but because she felt she really knew him by his IMs, an energy in her was causing her to stir and she became wet as she stood outside his door. She adjusted her skirt and raised her hand and knocked on the door. He opened the door wearing loose black clothing and no shoes. He smiled at her as he took her in with his eyes. “Welcome, ” he said and showed her in. She barely got in the door when he turned to her and kissed her on the cheek. “Come in and make your self comfortable, ” he said as he made his way to a single chair and sat down. She sat on the couch next to his chair and watched as he looked at her form toe to head, his eyes pausing on her long legs as he brought his line of sight up to her eyes. She bent her head down, turning slightly away from him. She only looked into his eye for a moment, but saw
Just A Blog
I heard the stupidest thing while roaming the rooms that reminded me exactly why i haven't been in the rooms for so long. a man speaking to a woman says "what you can't talk to a person unless they're good looking?" she replies"what's the point? why waste my time?" Now isn't that the most shallow mindedness egotistical shit you've ever heard? i wanted to smack the shit out of her. I've heard it said that the saying "beauty is in the eye of the beholder" is only said by those who are not "beautiful" well let me tell you something everyone's beautiful in their own way and if you're to busy looking at the outside you might miss what's on the inside and very well walk away from something that was missing in your life, and we all know what karma's like. moral of the blog is... take your head out of your ass and be good to someone you would have never been good to before...they may surprise you... or hell you might surprise yourself. and to those who look at me from the outside you don't d
My First Experiment
This is about my first and only time with Dominant Bondage. It was my birthday, and I asked a very good friend to come over. I hinted that I wanted to have sex and experiment a little. She reluctantly agreed after some convincing. She came over that evening wearing overalls and a form fitting t-shirt at my request. The t-shirt was not smutty tight, but had a v cut down the front and hugged her body very flatteringly. I was delighted at her willingness to oblige my odd request and kissed her passionately as a token of appreciation. She asked me what I wanted to try, and I did my best to explain it to her. I was very nervous and she set me at ease. She told me to relax and just let her know. I told her that she could always say no, but she was very willing to listen. I told her that I wanted to dominate her and experiment with bondage. My heart was racing as I saw the look on her face. I was almost sure that she would decline. The look on her face was almost a dead give away, as I th
Snow . . .
I'm in Utah for the next couple of weeks visiting my parents for Thanksgiving, and getting other stuff done. Which hasn't been fun, let me tell you. Any of it. But that's not the point of this post. The point of this post is snow. Utah gets snow every year. And I do mean every year. Now, I've lived in Mississippi for the last two years, and I've actually enjoyed NOT having snow for once. Yes, it was cool to come back to Utah and see snow again; and it was great fun for my gf who's been in Mississippi her entire live and has never seen snow. She was like a kid, it was great. However . . . the problem with snow every year in Utah? The car wrecks on the freeway. Every year. These are people who have been born and raised in the state of Utah, who see this snow EVERY SINGLE YEAR and still manage to get into massive car pile-ups on the freeway the very first snowfall of the year. I can't understand this. They act like they have NEVER seen snow before! And yet, they've been through
What I Want For Christmas
We had just settled down for our Christmas dinner and the phone rang. My husband answered it. "Sure, come on over. No it's ok there's not a problem. Ok then see ya later." He said and hung up the phone. "Who was that?" I asked. "Oh nobody much, just Santa." He said with a giggle. "Santa huh?" I said in a most curious voice. Dinner was done and the gifts opened and our kids were very excited but it was bedtime. "Ok guys. You have to go to sleep early if you want Santa to stop by." My husband told our kids. "Ah Dad." Came from our 2nd born. "Ah Dad nothing. Let's go guys. We are going to bed too, so you don't have to stay awake like normal." He said as we tucked them in. "Night guys." We both told them and headed out to the living room to relax until they fell off to sleep. "Wow, what a day." I told my husband. "You tired?" He asked in his usual, can I get some voice. "Not that tired." I told him as we began to kiss and fondle. After a few minutes of the best ki
I Suck At Commenting...
If you leave me a comment and I don't comment back right away, please don't take it personal! I get on here from work and this place moves kinda fast sometimes!
Let's See If This Works...
I think I'm the only one who got this result. It works for me. Thoughts? Comments?
Credit Card Wedding Lmao
MASTER CARD WEDDING You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's family, his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of every ones chair, including the wedding party was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of the
What shall I wear for all of you tonight? A sexy little lingerie number....bondage birthday suit? Cum play with me tonight LIVE on cam, 10pm est @ Licks & Kisses, Nicolette Jordan
Safe Sex
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents,come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are
Lessons I've Learned So Far. ♥
A time comes in your life when you finally get it...When in the midst of all your fears and insanity you stop dead in your tracks and somewhere the voice inside your head cries out - ENOUGH! Enough fighting and crying or struggling to hold on. And, like a child quieting down after a blind tantrum, your sobs begin to subside, you shudder once or twice, you blink back your tears and through a mantle of wet lashes you begin to look at the world through new eyes. This is your awakening. You realize that it's time to stop hoping and waiting for something to change or for happiness, safety and security to come galloping over the next horizon. You come to terms with the fact that he is not Prince Charming and you are not Cinderella and that in the real world there aren't always fairytale endings (or beginnings for that matter) and that any guarantee of "happily ever after" must begin with you and in the process a sense of serenity is born of acceptance. You awa
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Rich Date: Nov 30 2006 8:40 AM Why do so many fear the very things they want most. Like love. Everyone wants true love in their lives but fear keeps it out. Fear is the prison of the heart. The only thing we truly have to be afraid of in this world is our own thoughts of fear. Many fears are born of fatigue and of loneliness. We bring it upon ourselves. No one put it there. We created it in our own minds. Fears, doubts, negative thoughts. Those are our worse enemies. The worse sorrows in life are not in it's losses and misfortunes, but it's fears. The thing I fear most is fear. Of all the emotions we carry, fear weakens judgment most. Fear is a slow destructive emotion that will eat away from you within. This will cause fatigue, stress, mental anguish and than all the physical symptoms associated with these. When people allow fear to rule their lives they are actually preventing the very changes
What Is The Best Sex For You
You prefer Spontaneous sex! You're into spontaneous sex. Anywhere, any time the mood takes you. Just be careful that your sexcapades don't land you in a (ahem) tight spot. 'What is the best type of sex for you?' at
Angel In The Dark
A beautiful little Angel came to me one night, I was all alone with a flickering candle for light, The light dancing, hiding what I needed to see, In the coldness of my night I lost all insight. You come to me in the darkness, Slipped into my thoughts, my dreams, Sensually energizing my mind and soul, Creating the image of life's perfection. The gleam from your smile, Sounds of your lustrous laughter, Warmth of your tender tones, Everything sets the darkness ablaze. I was released of the shackles that bound me, The light from within found its way to my heart, The angel revealed what was once a shadow, That angelic presence is from within you. Rod©2006
Imma Screw Up For Real
You Are A Romantic You life your life like a fairy tale... or at least you try to. Living for magical moments, you believe there's only one true love for you. Love is the most important thing in your life, and you don't take it for granted. Your perfect match loves to be in love as much as you do! Are You Romantic or Realistic?
On The Mend
Hi guys, Well The Lab is still there, but the nausea seems to have kicked its tail and scampered off to the hills. I am still having nightmares, suffering fatigue and getting the odd headache. No dizziness at the moment which is nice. Zeb (see my pics for details) is being very attentive and insists on sitting on me if I stay still long enough. He's going to be rather upset when I go back to work, I think. I am getting Cabin fever, though. Its driving me mad. I've had charmed, Alias and House MD to keep me company. Obviously I've also had the Xbox but when you have nausea, even I can only take a coupe of hours of Lara Croft at a time...and I used to play 72 hours straight at one time. Today I actually went to the Supermarket just for an excuse to get out. I was very good and actually managed to do a good economical and sensible shop. The fact that my appetite is pretty much dead helped. It meant I shopped with head instead of my stomach. I'm sure you know what I mean. I'
Destiny~ By My Friend Marty..
Destiny I had a dream of our first kiss A precious dream that went like this As we walked by the babbling brook Away from me my breath mistook The world was peaceful and serene Where you were queen and I was king The sky above was a sea of blue A vision of love for me and you I knew right then someday I'd be Asking for your love upon one knee Though just a dream of our first date Inside it seems like futures' fate And if someday we find our souls embraced as if in rhyme Remember this and you will see That our first kiss was destiny! Martin Guy Kays Copyright ©2006 Martin Guy Kays
So Close...get Your Mind Out Of The Gutter
omfg...i got a sinking feeling in my stomach. ya know, where you feel empty and hungry but like there's a hole just sitting there and eating away at you? where you're anxious and wanna do something but you dont know wat? like you're missing something? like you're hungry but you can't eat? yea that's me right now. so...wat i did today...well it was 2-4-6 today so block day. first was spanish and we have a test tomorrow but hopefully i'll remember the subjunctive conjegations. we played a game and my team lost but i didnt care. people started switching turns. the guy who went before me switched wit someone else before it was my turn and then the guy who had given his turn to the guy before me got up to go. murphy, next to me, started going on about how it was my turn. i said it was fine if jake went before since we had skipped him cuz james had gone before jake, then bruna (the teacher) told me i should participate and the entire class was basically telling me to go take my
The Hollow Men
Til we meet again... T.S Eliot We are the hollow men We are the stuffed men Leaning together Headpiece filled with straw. Alas! Our dried voices, when We whisper together Are quiet and meaningless As wind in dry grass Or rats' feet over broken glass In our dry cellar Shape without form, shade without colour, Paralysed force, gesture without motion; Those who have crossed With direct eyes, to death's other Kingdom Remember us -- if at all -- not as lost Violent souls, but only As the hollow men The stuffed men. II Eyes I dare not meet in dreams In death's dream kingdom These do not appear: There, the eyes are Sunlight on a broken column There, is a tree swinging And voices are In the wind's singing More distant and more solemn Than a fading star. Let me be no nearer In death's dream kingdom Let me also wear Such deliberate disguises Rat's coat, crowskin, crossed staves In a field Behaving as the wind behaves No nearer -- Not that fi
Not only finally is my divorce going to trial but my child support hearing that i filed for over a year ago is going to court on the 13th of December. I think that my soon to be darling ex husband is finally getting the hint that i am not playing games and that i am going to get what i want from him and that is him taking reqponsibility for his actions and take care of his son.
Guiding Hand
I see the roads travels past where roadblocks corrupted the mind I feel the fury of the winds and storm above Your not alone in this rough and dangerous night My child I offer this hand as comfort and warmth Our paths are not of one yet intertwined for awhile Do not fear if I follow for I am just a wondering soul I maybe there as a shadow or a post to lean against Just know your not alone on this path my touch is always near Rod©2006
Sand And Stone
Where Are You Now
I wonder where you are tonight Silently screaming out your name If I ever leave here will you find me even if you could I sit here questioning the truth of all I knew Was it really just a dream Did you save me from the insane world that surrounded me or did you only drag me further in You promised me everything but lately Im tired of waiting on fate Where are you now
red roses dead roses petals on the ground tears fall as i call mercy left unfound
Lil Girls...xo
Longing for your little arms around my neck Missin your giggles when I told you to sleep. I turn away from little faces just to blink back tears. Every night is the same, I blast the music to drown out my fears. So detached from reality, I forget about the insanity. I paste a smile on my heart when inside I know there's a frown. You don't know the treasures you maintain until they've slipped thru your fingers. You ask why I'm so lost, why I'm floundering in this blasted sea... I have no real answers, no pretense left for you or for me. I miss your little strawberry kisses, the feeling of dependancy. I envy mothers who've stolen my clock. Do they realize how sweet time is with little hands in theirs/ I'm detached, immobilized, depressurized. Needing you as much as you need me.
True Friendship
True friendship is a precious thing, It binds two special souls together, Two souls, thus bound, can laugh and sing, In sunshine or in stormy weather. True friendship is a wondrous gift, It fills two special hearts with love, Two hearts, then filled, can truly lift, And lend a "gentle" needed shove. True friendship is a treasure rare, It joins two lives in one accord, Two lives, so joined, will always care, For each the best both will afford. True friendship is most reassuring, It holds two friends within its care, Thus held they find a trust enduring, Their deepest joys and hurts they share. True friendship, then, is never-ending, It links two special friends forever, Two friends when linked think thoughts transcending, The trivial things that tend to sever. So if you seek a friendship true, A friend on whom you can depend, Here's something that you all must do, To find that friend, just be that friend.
is anyone from peebles or southpoint?????????
Another Offer....
What to do? Second band in a week that has contacted me then got upset I won't record for free...I won't join a band that wants me to do their recordings right off the bat and they don't want to pay me..They want me to join then after I finish recording for them they get their old drummer back and I get my walking papers..This happens because their drummer usally can't keep time well and it takes too long in the studio to get a desent recording. But they don't want a musician for hire because they don't want to pay for it...Average rate is 200 a song but I can usally get it in one take..So as far as studio time its not as costly to hire me then have their own drummer do it. I have been doing this for years Im wise to this one...But Im still amazed as too the many that try to pee on my leg and tell me it raining....I had a guy call me about a tour that would cost more to be on the tour then I was getting paid for the tour.. When I asked him a few questions about it he freaked and tol
How To Stay Young! (works For Me)
(1) Throw out non-essential numbers...(this includes weight and height). Let the doctors worry about that. It's what we pay them for. (2) Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. (3) Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain get idle. An idle mind is the devil's workshop. And the devil's name is Alzheimer's. (4) Enjoy the simple things. (5) Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath. And if you have a friend that makes you laugh. Spend more time with him or her...(THIS IS MY FAV ONE)... (6) The tears happen. Endure, grieve and move on. The only person that is with us our entire lifetime is ourselves and God. Live while your alive. (7) Surround yourself with what you love. Wheather it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge. (8) Cherish your health. It's good to preserve it. If it's unstable, improve it. If it's beyond what you can impro
For Blake (age7 R.i.p)
Hard to believe, almost to hard to bear, You were taken from us, you're no longer here. Such a beautiful child, who touched everyone who knew What a precious boy you were, one of the special few. I wish I could hold you just one more time tonight, To wish you a good voyage, and tell you it would be alright. But you're in a better place, with the angels you belong, You were meant to live among them, rejoicing in their song. So know you are loved greatly, and missed so very much. But also know we're thankful for having known your touch. With the angels you now fly, on a journey into the light. Listen for our prayers each and every night.
ok i had one of those moments where i snapped out of a daydream and literally thought to myself, "Where am i? oh I'm sitting here in the stockroom of my workplace smoking a cigarette and waiting for my mom to get here." "wait... I'm smoking. Why am i smoking?" It was weird. I've had one before this too, but it was a long time ago. This is a poem about me asking myself "how did i get here" When i just forget about the past for a few minutes and it sneaks up behind me and bites me in the ass. so enjoy. Amnesia I'm sitting here in the stock room of my nine to five Cigarette smoke polluting the air. Nine to five? Cigarette smoke? Ok back up. Where am I? I'm wearing an apron that says White's fresh foods on it. Ok? So I work at white's. I'm smoking a cigarette. Does my mom know I smoke? She does… that's weird. What's with the pink? Do I like pink now? What happened to red? Uh oh… please God tell me I'm still 19. 23!? Where did they all go? Better
Seven World Wonders
BEWARE!!! IT'S SAPPY! I wrote this for a certain someone. i know i'm not the first person to feel or wonder these things. hope you enjoy. Seven World Wonders One: I wonder what’s under those cloths Two: I wonder how those hands would feel in mine Three: I wonder how they would feel on my body Four: I wonder how it would feel to fall asleep next to him Five: I wonder how it would feel to make love to him Six: I wonder how it would feel to kiss his lips Seven: I wonder how I’m gonna get him
The Light In My Eyes
i'm not a big fan of this one. it didn't really convey what i wanted to say. but then again how can you put a feeling such as love or some other version of it into words? The light in my eyes Years ago The lights faded from my eyes Now I can see a hint of sunlight In my dark little world. Years ago Nothing could make me happy Now I can feel the joy in my heart In my sad blip of existence Years ago I quit smiling Now I see my lips Curled into a laugh Years ago I thought I’d only have bad days Now your smile tells me That everything’s ok. Years ago The lights faded from my eyes No I am blinded And my little world is no longer dark.
Before I Head Off Laundrywards
Notice the "on tap", "stepped out" etc. feature? Convenient, that...
A Not So Bad Afternoon!
Well this should be an interesting Journal Entry. Today my friend Tolen and i a long with a few others got to spend alittle guy time out and as Tolen and his usual behavour asked if we would like to get to see his ship and so i said why not. So we went aboard to go and get to see things from a sailors point of view. We picked on him alittle when we saw the laundry area and said so this is where all those gay porn video's are tapped LOL. It was a laugh if nothing else. But onto the point of all this. We got to see how it is to live one day in the day of the navy, It was deffinitly an interesting afternoon seeing how its done on the inside of a war ship. Nothing like i actually expected thats for sure. I don't think the X.O much liked me but the Captin and i had a laugh , Who said army and navy can't get along! I think that if i had known how interesting it had been before i might of actually joined the navy insted of the army lol. Mind you i am not much for the crampt quarte
My Wonderful Family
♥ *k*i*s*s*i*n*g* ♥
Your Kissing Technique Is: Perfect Your kissing technique is amazing - and you know it. You have the confidence to make the first move. And you always seem to know what kissing style is going to work best. Sometimes you're passionate, sometimes you're a tease. And you're always amazing! Are You a Good Kisser?
I Wasn't Enough
Sorry I was Never Enough..."To all the girls who look past nice guys". ** ** *I'm sorry That I bought you roses To tell you that I like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect Not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough To "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry That I open your car door, And pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough To be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; Not an ass I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account To buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home Cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you Like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, But never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, But when we went out you went home
Daddy's Empty Chair
DADDY'S EMPTY CHAIR A man's daughter had asked the local minister to come and pray with her father. When the minister arrived, he found the man lying in bed with his head propped up on two pillows. An empty chair sat beside his bed. The minister assumed that the old fellow had been informed of his visit. "I guess you were expecting me, he said. "No, who are you?" said the father. The minister told him his name and then remarked, "I saw the empty chair and I figured you knew I was going to show up." "Oh yeah, the chair," said the bedridden man. "Would you mind closing the door?" Puzzled, the minister shut the door. "I have never told anyone this, not even my daughter," said the man. "But all of my life I have never known how to pray. At church I used to hear the pastor talk about prayer, but it went right over my head." "I abandoned any attempt at prayer," the old man continued, "until one day four years ago, my best friend said to me, "Johnny, prayer is just
Dallis Cowboys All The Way
Mushroomhead, "simpleton"
Beat Like A Dog, Pissing All Over Shit ON The Rug, Lie Down And Roll Over, Shove My Nose In The Floor Make Me Think About Waht I Have Done Pledge Your Dependencies, Soon Jealousies, Tendencies Turn Secrets We Share, Into Weapons Of Warfare, Bleed Like The Creep That I Have Become Face Down In Shit And I Want You To Beat Me Senseless What Have I Done, It's Just Begun Face Down In Shit And I Want You To Beat Me Senseless
I really, really, really have to pee.
Does it please you to be lost miss? The half-glad rarity favors just this, To fickle, freckle over what is said. Or to f_ck, to favor but never read. A slut bathed in red drops my name, Falls, twitches, cums, alive to blame, As if, a trifle too aroused, like whatever, Inserting, shall we say, her displeasure. He’d who’d climbed her tail and left, Tamed the sad whore dropping cherries, On her breast!
Too Bad Nobodys In Abq.
Because tonight is the usual Industrial/Goth/Dominatrix/Fetish night its always been down at OPM. But, if you are in ABQ... Well, you're in luck. ;). Wanna see me and others get beat on stage? OPM nightclub. 2nd and gold. Thursdays. 18+. See you there? =D
A Lit Night Before Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except a Microsoft mouse; In her bedroom, a lady was browsing with care, A web site erotic and all she found there; Her children were nestled all snug in one bed, Their father had left her, for a woman in red; So Mom in her teddy, was alone Christmas night, Searching for someone who would make her feel right. When into a chat room she ventured to enter, A hot, sexy place in the cold dark of winter. Up popped a window and then in a flash, She received a "hi baby" from a user named Dash. "I lust for your breast, I want you to know" Was HotVixen's way of saying hello. A PM from Cupid was next to appear, Followed quickly by Dancer, fulfilling her fear. She knew who she wanted, a man witty and quick, They had talked many times and he called himself Nick. More rapid than eagles her suitors they came, They whistled, and shouted, and called her by name; "Now, Dasher! now, Dan
Bowling Night
It a normal Wednesday night, I had bowled in a leage for several years now. My good friend and I joined together, it was our night out to blow off the steam. We always drank and had a great time while bowling. Every night after bowling if one of us was sober enough to drive we would drive 30 miles to a strip club and party it up for a couple hours before going home and this night would be no least we thought. All night long the bowling alley was kickin especially the pool tables. Now we just so happen to have the lanes closest to the tables that night. In and out came people to play. I was having one of the best nights of my life bowling and the guys just kept buying me beer after beer. These 2 chics came in about the start of our third game, now half drunk and having fun it was odvious we was checking them out when they walked by in there tight jeans and low cut tops. As the third game progressed we would ocasionlly peek around the wall to have another look and we
Merry Christmas
A Christmas Story 'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear? The old lady bitches cause I work late at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter, They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money? And the kids these days--they all are the pits They want the impossible-- Those mean little shits I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them, They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM! Fly
I Got It Back (same As My Myspace Blog)
I been leaving home alot cause i couldnt stand my house, i mean i may have stayed at home one night or a few during the month. I could deal with work or i could deal with home. Now im outta a job, im doing some construction on the side, but i been sick so i couldnt go out. I been at home alot, its very weird, but i got back able to take care of my mom, Shes droped to maybe 80 lbs again, and shes got blood in her lungs and leaking really bad all the time from her feeding tube, and the past week, i've been able to go in there without loosing my head and giving her most her feedings, changing her, cleaning up. She has alot of ups and downs so i cant say she may be close to actualy passing away this time, but it seems like it, which isnt a bad thing, shes in hell and it would be a good thing. But i fed her and did all her meds for a while now and i even sat down with her a lil while ago and talked to her for a few hours, it was nice. Now I gota just find an ax to hit my dad with at work so
Dont Fart In Bed
> > "DON'T FART IN BED" > > > >If this story doesn't make you cry for laughing so hard, let me know and > >I'll pray for you. > > > >This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. > > > >The only friction in there marriage was the husband's habit of farting > >loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the > >smell > >would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning she > >would > >plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He > >told > >her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to > >see a doctor; she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out. > > > >The years went by and he continued to rip them out! > > > >Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner > >and > >he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where she had put the > >turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spar
Cherokee Wisdom
Two Wolves One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people. He said, "My son, the battle is between two 'wolves' inside us all. One is Evil. It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority and ego. The other is Good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith." The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather, "Which wolf wins?" The old Cherokee simply replied, "The one you feed."
If My Body Were A Car...
IF MY BODY WERE A CAR... If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull, but that's not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close. My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently. But here's the worst of it -- Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter..... either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!
Big O
I just moved into town. The town was new to me and I didn't know what to expect. I spent the first day unpacking and checking out the neighborhood, it seemed nice. Next Monday was my first day of school, I was so nervous!. That Monday I got up and got dressed, and my mom dropped me off at school. When I finally found my class, I thought I would faint, because my teacher, Ms. Shannon, was the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen. Just the sight of her in that tight skirt made my pussy all wet. When I remembered that other people were in the room, I finally had to calm down so I could try to do school. Ms. Shannon walked over to me and put her arm around me, I got wet almost instantly. She introduced me to the class and stuff, then I sat down and did my work. I looked really nervous I think Ms. Shannon could tell, because she always kept an eye on me. Or was it because I had to much cleavage hanging out? I have a pair of C cups that were very nice, but that couldn't be it, could it? Any
Subject: Medical Errors
Subject: Medical Errors - 1. A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs - and I was in the wrong one. Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Antonio, TX. 2 At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. "Big breaths," I instructed. "Yes, they used to be," replied the patient. Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA 3. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a "massive internal fart." Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg, Manitoba, Canada 4. During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiolo
Random Things About Me ( I Might Loose Some Friends Lol)
- i sleep with 7 pillows. try to take them away from me and we r gonna have problems. - i like when its real cold outside. i hate being hot. - i like pizza with hot sauce - i think im a real ugly person but once in a while ill call myself a hot sexy piece of ass LOL - i always have to have socks on i hate feet. - i sleep with a stuffed animal. a garfield one. - i like to change my hair a lott. - i love love love build a bear. - christmas time makes me sad because i have no bf. - ive never smoked before in my life - im a sucker for a sweet talker - whenever a boy breaks up with me for some reason they can never stop talking to me even if i tell them i never wanna talk to them again they still try to talk to me for months n years. - i think im a really stupid person. - i dont think im good enough to get into college - i write down my random thoughts sometimes and then i read them to my friends n they die laughing. - I LOVE SLIPPERS i have
Skinny Dipping
this sounds like something that could be read in one of those poetry lounges. i can seriously put some sax in there and it would be perfect. I think everyone should go skinny dipping at least once in their lives. I you worry about what could've happened all the time you would never do anything. it's easier to think yeah it could've happened but it didn't. Three o'clock in the a.m. Lake as dark as midnight Zero visibility. Naked as a jay bird Livin in the moment of don't give a damn. Walking away from life and leaving on the bank. Unseen fish breaking the surface. Three o'clock in the a.m. Naked as a jay bird Free as the wind.
Step By Step Shoutcast Setup
Ok the cool peeps at the request lounge are having some tech issues so this is for them. Requirements (aside from your computer and an internet connection. 1. Winamp 5.x ( 2. Shoutcast Plugins ( 3. Shoutcast Server ( 1. Install winamp, following the onscreen instructions. Then run it once and play an mp3 to make sure it's running properly. 2. Then install the Shoutcast DSP plugin for winamp, as well as the Server, these both come with basic on screen instructions. 3. Restart Winamp (this is important) 4. Go to you Shoutcast folder and open the file sc_serv.cfg make sure to change the Passwords (2 of them) you may also want to change the lines PublicServer= to Always, and AllowPublicRelay= to yes 5. Save and close the config file. Then run sc_serv.exe 6. go back to winamp, press CTRL+P to bring up preferences wi
Very Cool
Hey, I'm digging the new status message thingy on here. Now people cant get mad if I dont respond right away because Im not plopped in front of the comp 24/7
The World's Easiest Quiz
THE WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ (Passing requires only 4 correct answers) QUESTIONS: 1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 2) Which country makes Panama hats? 3) From which animal do we get cat gut? 4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? 5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? 6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? 7) What was King George VI's first name? 8) What color is a purple finch? 9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? 10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane? All done? Check your answers below. ANSWERS: 1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? *116 years 2) Which country makes Panama hats? * Ecuador 3) From which animal do we get cat gut? *Sheep and Horses 4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? *November 5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? *Squ
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The Game Of The Keys To Life
Here is a story that you may use in one of your future training program, it's called: The Game of the Keys to Life A few years ago, I had to plan an activity for a youth group, followed by a talk. Little did I know that after the game, the true meaning of what happened would come to light. Wanting to be original, I devised a game where a hamper, filled with chocolate bars and candy, sat on a table. Everybody wanted it. There was only one problem. It was locked and required a key to open it. I told the participants that their objective was to find the key to open the lock. They had one hour. I supplied them with a sheet with clues and told them that there were twenty keys outside in the neighbourhood. Other than that there were no other rules to the game. They could organize themselves in any way they chose. When we started, some formed groups with their friends, some chose to search alone and one person decided not to participate. The neighbourhood was filled with kids sc
My All Time Favorite...chili Cookoff
Chili Cook Off If you can read this whole story without laughing then there's no hope for you. I was crying by the end. Note: Please take time to read this slowly. (I've read this probably 5 times and it never fails to reduce me to tears of laughter). Hope it does the same for you!!! If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better. For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook Off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the San Antonio City Park. Judge #3 was an inexperienced Chili Taster named Frank, who was visiting from Springfield , IL. Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other t
I Love Matt!
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The Way I Feel
So many times ive watched ppl say or do some thing they regreat and by the time they try to make amends its to late ........... A few rules in life i fallow Never go to bed mad at the one you love.......cause some thing might happen to them by morning before you get a chance to tell them your sorry....... what you do to someone will come back to you 3 times .......... so whatch what you do to ppl..... Courtesy of always bee good to one another
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We The Serfs ( Author: J. W. Murphy)
We the People We the masses We the Serfs of the lower classes chained to our cars by government deed pumped by the taxes of government greed We the People We the masses We the serfs of the lower classes crippled in our voices by government power fixed in our choices the People devoured We the People We the masses We the serfs of the lower classes constrained to watch our wages taken destined for the empire of our nation's making Copyright © 2006 by J. W. Murphy J. W. Murphy@Authorsden
Oh Shit
sounds like someone sharted! that was the topic of conversation today. dirty ass bastards. they could have seriously suffocated small children with that odor!
To All My Friends
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Sexual Position Number Twelve
lover lover with eyes that shine our bodies and heart entertwine sexual position number nine I liked to do moving on making love to you riding ontop of you arching my back tugging gently to hold yourself back between us deep currents of love chemistry is strong making love literally all night long hold me gently so intimately near feeling your face your lips even your ears gliding your hands across my body complete drawing so slow in and out of me pacing yourself you never do stray sexual position number twelve your smooth body I touch my hands roam you too the passion so strong between me and you you take my legs and sit astride my feet on top of your shoulders they do ride watching you move deeper and slower inside of me sensations of love joy and ecstacy sexual position number twelve we unite with feelings that we can't let go looking into your eyes that holds a tender glow
2 A.M. Its 2 o’clock in the morning. I lay, staring at the ceiling and moaning. My eyes are wide open. My heart is longing for something. My eyes are burning from all the crying. My heart feels like its dieing. I look beside me and see the knife in my hand. I look back at the ceiling and stand. I take the knife and slice once. I take the knife and slice twice. Now I have a cross like you. Except it’s in a different place than you. It’s on my right wrist. The blood streams when I make a fist. Its right over that dark vein. Why couldn’t I let you be there for me to keep me sane? I can feel the blood leaving me. I fall to my knees. All I think about is how did it come to this. I wish I could have one last kiss. I hear footsteps coming down the hall. I feel myself about to fall. The door swings open and there you stand. You lean over and grab my hand. Here you are to save me again. You really are more than a best friend. You know what the next thing I see? I s
Hot Kiss
Antagonizing pleasure Placed upon my lips Where dreams come true In just one kiss! Sharing an afternoon of ecstasy Closing the door on reality Not even the thickest iceberg Could melt the lust I feel inside! I shed my fears faster than my clothes The anticipation begins to unfold My heart begins to pound faster As you come closer Just one look from your eyes And I become hypnotized A river of sins, to which I concede Just one kiss, caused the undoing of me! Your lips gently pressed against mine A silent submission of tongues intertwined My mouth tenderly pressed against yours My voice trembles as you start to explore Electric shocks as your tongue touches mine An erotic dance of passing time My heart's racing as fast as yours My body's craving for something more! Starving and Craving For an evening Of erotic bliss Where dreams come true In Just One Kiss.
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This December, Forget Christmas And Party Like A Pagan
This December, forget Christmas and party like a pagan By JED LEVINE U-Wire I'm with Bill O'Reilly on this one. I'm tired of all this "Happy Holidays," politically correct mumbo jumbo. Everyone knows December is about one holiday and one holiday only - there's no need for plurals. Yes, I'm talking about the time-honored pagan celebration of Yule. All those pseudoholidays such as Christmas, Hanukkah and Kwanzaa have merely co-opted Yule, the hedonistic, alcoholic romp commemorating the winter solstice. I say we cut out the middlemen and get back to basics. Contrary to popular belief, Jesus was not born on Dec. 25. One key giveaway would be the presence of shepherds at his birth. Shepherds don't usually go around with their flocks in the middle of winter. Yes, Christmas - that quintessential Christian holiday - isn't really Christian after all. Early Christians had a hard time converting the pagans of Europe to their budding religion and had real trouble getting them t
My Red Beast ( Author: David J Knight)
A vision on which I allow my eyes to feast every time I approach the big red beast shivering as it lets rip it's throaty roar as if eager for some approaching war Though been done far too oft to count excitement still grips as I approach my mount with her heat throbbing between my thighs I set out to reconquer my gorgeous prize Today I'm offered her most precious gift she promises my low spirits to lift with an exhilaration guaranteed to work my scowl replaced by irrepressible smirk Together to the country we swiftly fly enviously watched by an unclouded sky my hidden lips pursed in now perpetual smile as we so gracefully cover yet another mile Sweeping around long invigorating curves passing all others with delicate swerves bonded together as if we were just one not wishing the moment ever to be gone T
Soon To Be Good Nite
i think i'm going to bed early tonight... i think thats gonna be really soon... i'm very tired so when i do go to sleep... goodnights :)
Wednesday Standup At Lucy's
Two weeks ago, I did my standup gig at Lucy's in New Orleans and bombed. Last night, 11/29/2006, I went back and did good. I didn't bomb or kill them but I did get some laughs. It was a good feeing that I came back and did better. That is one thing that I hope stays with me that persistence pays off. I did the same set I did in Baton Rouge last week which had the same effect. No comedian hits it big over night. Many still work their day jobs as they are gaining popularity and making money at it. I'm by no means ready to start making money at standup. Six months or a year from now it may be a different story, but until I am ready for that I need to concentrate to open mic nights and developing my act. One thing I'm learning is the voice I use has an effect as does segues and delivery. My stage voice is also coupled with the fact that I do character voices and impressions as well. My stage voice is more along the lines of like Steve Martin and James P. Connely. The idiot savant/ ryth
Yea...its Me
"Pain" Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all You're sick of feeling numb You're not the only one I'll take you by the hand And I'll show you a world that you can understand This life is filled with hurt When happiness doesn't work Trust me and take my hand When the lights go out you will understand Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Anger and agony Are better than misery Trust me I've got a plan When the lights go off you will understand Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing Rather feel pain I kno
Load Time
Okay - I *really* am having fun with this site - it's quite addictive. I don't have the best and the fastest computer, but I do run on a cable modem and most websites load very quickly. This site.. however. OMG. If I do anything (User Comments, Ratings, Views, etc.) - It takes FOREVER to reload. I think I have a bit of ADD because I can't stay focused and I start to get annoyed with how long it takes. Yes, sad... I know.
I Bet You Cant Do Told You
How Smart Is Your Right Leg? This is so funny that it will boggle your mind. And you will keep trying it at least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your leg. Bet you can't!!! 1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right leg off the floor and make clockwise circles with your leg. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction! I told you so... And there is nothing you can do about it!
*i'm A May Baby... Thanks Jp*
JANUARY BABY Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. One guy/girl kind of person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves music. Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive Down-to-Earth. Stubborn. Repost this in 5 mins and you will meet someone new in 8 days that will perfectly balance your personality. FEBRUARY BABY Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when Restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside
Tickle Me Elmo
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two ma
Your Seduction Style: Au Natural You rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it. That's because you're a natural at seduction. You don't realize your power! The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism. You're the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world. Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in. You find joy in everything - so is it any surprise that people find joy in you? You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways. Your childlike (but not childish) behavior also inspires others to care for you. As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you. What Kind of Seducer Are You?
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Ideal Man
In this life, no matter who we are or what we do we all have one thing common and that is our yearning to love and to be loved. Well we all know that the term “unconditional love” exist, but does it really exist? And do we think it will work in all kind of relationship? Well, all through my life the only unconditional love I’ve seen is the mother’s love. And it doesn’t even happen to all. Some mothers aren’t just motherly enough. I know I’m not in the position to judge them so I will leave that issue alone. What I really want to talk about is the opposite sex kind of relationship. Sure! We all have this “ideal man/woman” thing going on, but I don’t think that really exist. For some maybe yes, but for me, no. I may have him before but not anymore. My ideal man is just a pigment of my imagination. A standard I set based from different characters of different person and also from the failures of my past relationship, and failures of my old man. Right now, I am with this man that
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I finally tols you exzacally how I felt and Now I wish I wouldnt have! Iam sorry for the way I feel! I miss you so much and Iam srry for that! I give up tho...I finally know what you think of me and I give up I feel like giving up on everything I just want to not be here really....Iam sorry I fucked up..Iam sorry 4 fuckin everything but I cant help how i fell.. Love you always, Mandy Music Video Codes By Music
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Why do we suffer Why do we make other people suffer Why is when life is hard, and you are at your worst does it not seem to get better Why when we see someone hungry on the street we cant spend 2 dollars and get them some food Why do we refuse to help ourselves Why does it take tragedy to bring mankind together -Methus
Gun Control
1. An armed person is a citizen. An unarmed person is a subject. 2. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone. 3. Colt---- The original point and click interface. 4. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control. 5. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords? 6. If guns cause crime, then pencils must cause misspelled words. 7." Free" people do not ask permission to bear arms. 8. If you don't know your rights you don't have any. 9. Those who trade liberty for security have neither. 10. The United States Constitution (c) 1791. All Rights reserved. 11. What part of "shall not be infringed" do you not understand? 12. The Second Amendment is in place in case the politicians ignore the others. 13. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday. 14. Guns only have two enemies: rust and politicians. 15. Know guns, know peace, know safety. No guns, no peace, no safety. 16. You don't shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive. 17. 911 - government sp
Nov 29th
well i had wrestling lastnight was matched up against scotty putty a slap to the face courtesy of putty got things underway, an just about to get the upper hand later in when of course i fuckin get jumped by derryck crosse match was thrown out an for my efforts a spit in the face an a crossfire courtesy of the newly dawned vanity inc.
Dreams For Only A Buck ( Author: Anthony Hall)
The day has beat you black and blue And nothing has turned out right Your heart and mind do not agree That’s an ever-losing fight Like a worm helpless upon a hook In a rut you are feeling stuck “Hey buddy, c’mon over here I’ve got dreams for just a buck!” You take the time to paint your nails They’re done without a flaw But no surprise this day it seems Is from a page in ‘Murphy’s Law’ When BAD describes quite accurately Your only kind of luck “C’mon darlin’, take a look at these your choice of dreams for just a buck” At first it wasn’t natural selling my dreams in such a way but do you have any idea how much people eagerly pay? So many hearts are cold and empty Also their lives so it would seem Metallic robot imaginations They forgot what its like to dream I show them how to take back life In their hands so they can feel to create dreams their very own will make life much more real sadly hearts and minds are constantly hi
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Just Needed To Write
he's lost everything that ever meant a thing can't stop the lonely nights of falling down again hauntings come and go but never let him go her eyes still shine deep inside somewhere another's arms are warm tonight it feels he never had he never had anything cuz she was never there was it a dream so long ago made up in his head or is it something so much more that meant more then everything to this point he's found a way to hold on deep inside though he waver's in his strength it never loses hold each day passes and the thoughts remain of days so long ago how can he remember so many little things how can he remember the way the light hit her eyes the way the rain fall on her nose a year and a half ago the way her arms felt softly so many tears ago can he let go will it go away ever fade away? will he just remain one day goes by and brings it's hope until the dawning of the night when she comes to remind him where his heart rema
Heart Of A Champion
Heart Of A Champion I can feel the pressure coming down on me people say that im not destined to succeed. But i have the faith i need to carry on and i will find the strength in me to prove them wrong. It isnt for the thrill it isnt for the prize its all about a fight to stay alive knowing that the dream can survive. When you're out there on the edge and the odds you face are life and death you've got to have the heart of a champion when your time is running out and everybody sees you're going down you've got to have a heart of a champion. When your back's against the wall and your rival thinks your gonna fall you've got to have a heart of a champion. Come on now listen i have been through thick and thin and every vice standing in the winners circle has its price. I have learned to fight the good fight to the end and if i had to i would do it all again and when the sun goes down i wont fear the night.
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Have You Refused To Listen To God?
Have you refused to listen to God? "Now if you will fear and worship the Lord and listen to his voice, and if you do not rebel against the Lord's commands, and if you and your king follow the Lord your God, then all will be well. But if you rebel against the Lord's commands and refuse to listen to him, then his hand will be as heavy upon you as it was upon your ancestors. 1 Samuel 12:14-15 NLT But the Lord said to Moses and Aaron, "Because you did not trust me enough to demonstrate my holiness to the people of Israel, you will not lead them into the land I am giving them!" This place was known as Meribah, because it was where the people of Israel argued with the Lord, and where he demonstrated his holiness among them. Numbers 20:12-13 NLT O universal strength, I know it well It is but froth of folly to rebel For thou art Lord and hast the keys of Hell. C.S. Lewis " To reject God call is to rebel "The word rebel conjures up images of motorcycles, black lea
Midwinter's Eve
YULE Our Christian friends are often quite surprised at how enthusiastically we Pagans celebrate the ‘Christmas’ season. Even though we prefer to use the word “Yule”, and our celebrations may peak a few days before the twenty-fifth, we nonetheless follow many of the traditional customs of the season: decorated trees, caroling, presents, Yule logs, and mistletoe. We might even go so far as putting up a ‘Nativity set’, though for us the three central characters are likely to be interpreted as Mother Nature, Father Time, and the baby Sun God. None of this will come as a surprise to anyone who knows the true history of the holiday, of course. In fact, if truth be known, the holiday of Christmas has always been more Pagan than Christian, with its associations of Nordic divination, Celtic fertility rites, and Roman Mithraism. That is why John Calvin and other leaders of the Reformation abhorred it, why the Puritans refused to acknowledge it, much less celebrate it (to them, no day of the
For The So Called Studs Here
Well i am a regular on here sometimes. and i must confess that there are a lot of BS on here, and i am sure you will agree Bullshit on that. Now for all you so called Studs on here, with no names, a little education on sex for you. You are always saying i ramed my big meat pole hard and deep inside her and she had a massive orgasim. i will not argue that point. But i have found out over years with the wife a little well known fact. which may not be true to all. Let us consider the famous G Spot. which to all you young Lads out there does exist. if one would just take the time to explore and have your lover help you in exploreing. You will find out that the GSpot is a wonderful place for a woman. as i stated before above the Wife loves for me to explore her Spot. i can finger her G Spot while she is on her back, as i kiss her and play with her breast. as i do all of the above she will have many many orgasims. And needless to say i get very excited as well. but let us not stop ther
Ultimately, of course, the holiday is rooted deeply in the cycle of the year. It is the winter solstice that is being celebrated, seed time of the year, the longest night and shortest day. It is the birthday of the new Sun King, the Son of God—by whatever name you choose to call him. On this darkest of nights, the Goddess becomes the Great Mother and once again gives birth. And it makes perfect poetic sense that on the longest night of the winter, “the dark night of our souls”, there springs the new spark of hope, the Sacred Fire, the Light of the World, the Coel Coeth. At the winter solstice, the Circle is not yet a Circle; it is a Point. Specifically, it is the point at which spiritual energy manifests itself into the physical world. It is the divine spark, the sacred seed, the single cell, the incarnation, the universe in a mustard seed. In some ways, the Point is more inclusive than the Circle, since the Circle always implies a boundary, and a separation of that which is outsid
5 In One Surveys
SURVEY 1 If you opened this, FILL IT OUT! Learn 50 things about your friends, and let them learn 50 things about you! 1. Height? 5-5 2. Have you ever smoked heroin? no 3. Do you own a gun? no 5. Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"? Yes 6. What do you think of hot dogs? I TRY NOT TO 7. What's your favorite Christmas song? CHOIR OF THE BELLS 8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? LO CARB MONSTER 9. Can you do push ups? UHH. NO. 10. Is your bathroom clean? DEFINE CLEAN. IT IS CLEAN TO ME! 11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? THE NECKLACE I AM GOING TO WEAR TO MY CHRISTMAS PARTY 12. Do you like painkillers? ONLY WHEN I NEED THEM 14. Do you have A.D.D.? I THINK SO, WORSE THAN EVEN COLTON 16. Middle Name? ANN 17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment. THIS IS GOING TO TAKE ALL NIGHT. I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL NEXT FRIDAY. WHERE SHOULD I GO OUT TO TOMORROW NIGHT? 18. Name the last 3 things you have bought: DINN
I Am Raven
RAVEN Magic, Healing, Creation If a raven totem has come into our life, magic is at play. Raven activates the energy of magic and links it to our will and intention. With this totem, we can make great changes in our life; the ability to take the unformed thought and make it reality. The raven shows us how to go into the dark of our inner self and bring out the light of our true self; resolving inner conflicts which are long been buried. This is the deepest power of healing we can possess.
Where Is The Focus Of Your Life?
Where is the focus of your life? "Physical exercise has some value, but spiritual exercise is much more important, for it promises a reward in both this life and the next. This is true, and everyone should accept it. We work hard and suffer much in order that people will believe the truth, for our hope is in the living God, who is the Savior of all people, and particularly of those who believe. 1 Timothy 4:8-10 NLT " The faithful worker "A friend of Bernie May's (U.S. division director of Wycliffe) had the opportunity to meet a king and queen. This man worked in a tiny nation, doing community-development work. Struggling to encourage tribal people living in the high mountain valleys was difficult, and he often wondered if he was doing any good. It was easy to get discouraged. He was invited to a stand-up dinner party on the castle lawn, hosted by the queen. He felt deeply honored to be invited. In the crowd of about 400 local people, he stood out as an obvious Wes
Christ’s Glory In Tough Times
Christ’s Glory in Tough Times Psalm 34:1-3 Point a telescope at any star in the night sky. It’s amazing how the instrument will magnify the star for you, even though that distant ball of gas is actually millions of times larger than the image your eye sees. Believers are like a telescope for Christ. He is far more radiant than we could ever convey, but the purpose of our life is to magnify Him. While in Roman custody, Paul said, “Christ will even now, as always, be exalted in my body, whether by life or by death” (Philippians 1:20). In other words, Paul told the Philippians that as long as he served God, even though he could no longer preach or disciple, Christ was being glorified. In this way, Paul fulfilled the God’s purpose. He accepted his imprisonment with grace, and, even in chains, he searched for ways the Lord could use him. He rejoiced that his situation resulted in new ministry to the elite praetorian guard and, even more,
Today's Promise From The Bible John 6:51
Today's Promise from the Bible John 6:51 I am the living bread which came down from heaven: if any man eat of this bread, he shall live for ever: and the bread that I will give is my flesh, which I will give for the life of the world. Reflection Jesus speaks of Himself as the Living Bread of life. For those of us who are in Christ, we shall never again experience the spiritual hunger that existed before our conversion. Jesus Christ, the Living Manna, provides all that we need to live day by day with God
Snowed In At Oklahoma City
Wow, it has been so long since I have seen snow fall so effortlessly with grace. I am snowed in at Oklahoma City. I am sitting in front of this magnificient roaring fireplace, naked, wrapped in a blanket drinking a glass of wine. Where is my very sexy lover at?????
Get To Know Me :o)
GET TO KNOW ME!! OK HERE'S HOW THIS WORK I WILL TELL YOU TEN THING'S ABOUT ME THEN I WILL PICK TEN PEOPLE TO DO THE SAME THING THIS IS A GOOD WAY FOR US ALL TO GET TO KNOW THE PEOPLE WE CHAT WITH AND CALL OUR FRIENDS I THINK IF YOUR MY FRIEND YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW ALL YOU CAN AS I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT YOU SO IF I PICK YOU YA GOTTA PLAY DAMMIT LOL 1)I'm originally from upstate New york.So I guess that makes me a Damn Yankee. 2)I love Jack and Coke 3)I have 3 kids and 5 grandkids 4)I was married for 17 years to a southern belle from Alabama. 5)I love anything that has to do with the Paranormal. 6)I love to read 7)I love triple Chocolate Ice Cream 8)I look for the good in all people.I love to help others. 9)It was my Birthday Today (11/30) 10)I'm a night owl.I love the mystery and serenity of the night. If you read this then you have to do it too!
Legend Of Santa Claus
Santa is the Holly King, the sleigh is the Solar Chariot, the eight reindeer are the eight Sabbats, their horns represent the Horned God, the North Pole symbolizes the Land of Shadows and the dying solar year, and the gifts are meant both to welcome the Oak King as the sun reborn and as a reminder of the gift of the Holly King who must depart for the Oak King to rule. Make your own stories for your children, write them down, incorporate these representations, and your children will remember them always.
The Tablecloth
The Tablecloth The brand new pastor and his wife, newly assigned to their first ministry, to reopen a church in suburban Brooklyn, arrived in early October excited about their opportunities. When they saw their church, it was very run down and needed much work. They set a goal to have everything done in time to have their first service on Christmas Eve. They worked hard, repairing pews, plastering walls, painting, etc, and on December 18 were ahead of schedule and just about finished. On December 19 a terrible tempest - a driving rainstorm hit the area and lasted for two days. On the 21st, the pastor went over to the church. His heart sank when he saw that the roof had leaked, causing a large area of plaster about 20 feet by 8 feet to fall off the front wall of the sanctuary just behind the pulpit, beginning about head high. The pastor cleaned up the mess on the floor, and not knowing what else to do but postpone the Christmas Eve service, headed home.
Note To Self.
As I was going through these papers, I found a note that I had written to myself quite some time ago. I thought I'd share it with you. Sarah Leigh, It basically comes down to the following: you either get busy living or you get busy dying. It's up to you. You have to make the choices that govern your personal life. You are what you make of yourself. You are a product of yourself and your choices. You must choose to make it. You must make it for yourself. After having found the undeniable proof of my own knowledge (knowledge breeds responsibility, folks), I posted that lovely pink sheet on my wall. I've read it many times today. Each time, my responsibility strikes me. You see, I'm creating my environment. Not only have I plastered my walls, but I have also ripped apart my pantry, removing certain items. I have visual reminders, such as pictures of loved ones and my paperclip chain (for every pound I lose, I add a clip). Again, I'm creating my environment. For me, stru
Theres Chickens In The Trees People
I honestly have no idea what a blog is other than it sounds like some weird german sex thing... i figure it's like some kind of rant/ brain fart where you just vent whatever shit is on your mind. so ere it goes.. why is the third hand on a clock the second hand? why does soft drink have artificial flavour yet dishwashing liquid and soap contains real lemon ? and finally if i am me and you are you and everybody else is someone else then why the fuck is peter piper picking a peck of pickled pepper anyway? these questions keep me up at night *shakes violently*
The Stranger
She couldn’t believe what she was doing. She was standing in her living room, with some man she’d never met before. She was naked, with nothing to cover her body. Standing there, staring at his hard cock before her eyes. GOD, it made her pussy itch with a need of attention. She walked closer to him. Ran her hand down his chest. And stopped short of his huge erect cock. It was so big, bigger then anything she’d ever seen before. Bigger then anything that she’s ever fucked. I had to be nearly 10 inches long. “Touch it, you know you want to” She looked up at the stranger standing before her. God, she didn’t even know his name. He’d simply come to her door at the wrong time. But she did as she was told. She reached down, and took as much of his hard cock in her hand. Mmmmmmmm, was all this man could say. She stared stroking it faster, getting a better grip on it; she held it a little tighter. Soon, he was rocking his hips with the motion of her hand. Her mouth started to nearly water. She
Baby, It's Cold Outside....'s starting to get VERY cold here.  We had some freezing rain earlier and most of it is still on the grass and rooftops. Winter is finally here, and sure enough I missed the last 2 days of work because I was sick.  But it's ok, it wasn't that bad...there weren't many dogs there.  I am hoping to get everything I want for Christmas to be able to give to everyone I'm wanting to buy for.  Bad part is...I have to wait until next payday to really be able to go shopping.  Christmas is one of my favorite holidays b/c it's so pretty at night with lights on the houses, families getting together.  And many other things.  I may not get much for people because lately it's all about my niece and nephew.  So some people i'm wanting to get things for may have to wait until after christmas to get there present.  I hope everyone is doing well and staying healthy through this holiday season...and stay warm.    Here is a picture of my backyard earlier this evening:((remember this is the Dallas
Yo, Ho!
I'm not saying you're a whore... I'm just saying I want my money back.
Who Likes
The Email
Good one . . . A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address, and without realizing his error, sent the e-mail. Meanwhile, some where in Houston , a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, fou
Installing Love
Customer Service Rep: Can you install LOVE? Customer: I can do that. I'm not very technical, but I think I am ready to install now. What do I do first? Customer Service Rep: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART? Customer: Yes I have, but there are several programs running right now. Is it okay to install while they are running? Customer Service Rep: What programs are running? Customer: Let me see.... I have PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right now. Customer Service Rep: No problem. LOVE will automatically erase PASTHURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOWESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGHESTEEMEXE. However, you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. Those programs prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those off? Customer: I do
Dec 1
I know its human for ppl not to understand everything in life but a friend was talking to me yesterday about not understanding something that happened in His life. Sometimes when bad things happen to us, we will question "why", "why me", "what did I do to deserve this". I honestly think that bad things happen to us to make us stronger, emotionally and physically. It seems he has had nothing but a string of bad luck thru out his life. I think He needs to step back and see where he is in his life, and question, "how did I end up here", and " Is this where I want to be"? He should then make a mental note to NOT repeat the same mistakes. I also believe that you become the company you keep. I think the world of my friend and wish only good things for him. I know he has a long road ahead of him and its going to be hard. I pray that he is able to pull thru and overcome anything that is thrown at him. If I could help him , i would, but i feel he needs to focus on himself. We all come to that
Red Fridays
SUBJECT: I wear Red An e mail from a woman named Tammy. PLEASE READ THE ENTIRE EMAIL AND YOU SEE WHAT IS MEANT BY RED FRIDAY. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Last week, while traveling in Canada on business, I noticed a soldier traveling with a folded flag, but did not put two-and-two together. After we boarded our flight, I turned to the soldier, who'd been invited to sit in First Class (across from me), and inquired if he was heading home. No, he responded. Heading out I asked? No. I'm escorting a soldier home. Going to pick him up? No. He is with me right now. He was killed in Iraq. I'm taking him home to his family. The realization of what he had been asked to do hit me like a punch to the gut. It was an honor for him. He told me that, although he didn't know the soldier, he had delivered the news of his passing to the soldier's family and felt as if he knew them after many conversations in so few days
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Words Ta Live By
If it dont make Dolla's it dont make cent's!!
Go placidly amid the noise and haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence. As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even the dull and ignorant, they too have their story. Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are vexations to the spirit. If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter, for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep interested in your own career, however humble; it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time. Exercise caution in your business affairs; for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for high ideals; and everywhere life is full of heroism. Be yourself. Especially, do not feign affection. Neither be cynical about love, for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment it is perenni
Drawing Down The Moon
When you draw down the moon, you are essentially taking the Goddess into your own body and spirit. You may feel like you are in a trance,or you may feel like you can conquer the world through her energies, everyone is different. She will give you the feeling she feels suits you! But one thing that I am sure of, you will walk away with more wisdom than you had before. To draw down the moon go outside underneath the full moon. Standing in the Goddess' position which is this; Have your arms outstretched towards the moon in a "V" shape. Have your legs spread out about shoulder width. This position will let you receive all the energies from the moon and the Earth through your palms and your feet. If feasible you can be skyclad (nude), if not barefoot will be just fine. Stand in all of the goddess' glory and say the invocation below: Bewitching goddess of the crossroads Whose secrets are kept in the night, You are half remembered, half forgotten And are found in the shadows of
Global Stratification....something I Wrote For Class And Would Like Opinions On
Ok, here’s my “prediction” for the future of the world’s children if there is no change in the global economy. I feel that we will no longer have the small villages and tiny countries, and their impoverishments to deal with. The reason for this is simple they will have been left behind in a world that does not recognize the small minorities. The world’s population as a whole tends to focus on the larger economically stable and more developed countries and ignores the little ones. This is not a new insight. Societies in general no matter whom or what they tend to be generally leave the weak in order to survive. I am not saying this is moral and just, only stating the obvious. It can be hard to train ourselves as a “Global Whole”, when the powerful people in charge are reluctant to give of themselves. In our own country the rich are still in control of what we see hear and even, if not wholly, partially responsible for who is placed in public office. Now the rich didn’t become t
Another Paper I Have Written For Soc Class Opinions And Critiques Are Welcomed
My Affluenza project for this term was, to stop buying bottled water form the store and just install a filter on my sink tap at home. I would then fill the empty water bottles from that. I chose this because I had been reading up on the “purifying” techniques used by bottling companies. I did not anticipate what the monetary amount of my savings. I had not thought that I, and my family, spent such a large amount of money buying water each month. My conclusions are as follows; Point one; I noticed a change in my spending habits almost immediately. This may come as a shock to some, but I was spending on average more than $90/month on bottled water. This far exceeded my original figure. I went back over an entire year’s receipt that included bottled water and calculated an average for each month. I was very surprised. I thought that trying to take the time each week to fill bottles would have been too much of a hassle for me. After all this has been a very bust trimester
Some Tunes From Back East...
Hey there peoples! Just letting anyone who reads my BLOGS know that some of my Boyz from back East just started a new band. They call themselves : Hi Def Herpeez They're Wicked Pissah, so click this link and check 'em out! If you like Heavy Metal/Hard Rock then you should enjoy it as much as I do!
What Your Kinky Turn On?
You scored as Blind Folds. Your turn on is the blindfold. When you can't see, that makes your other senses more aware... including your sense of touch. So who wouldn't enjoy being blindfolded???? Sex isn't sex without enhancing your sense of touch.Blind Folds42%Chains/Handcuffs33%Biting33%Whips17%Blood0%Bondage0%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with
A Tear
so i fucked up again guys.....i let my mouth go b4 muh i was upset as never this whinney but latley idk what it n sean got into it again....what else is new right....i was being over dramatic n mad things worse then what they were....n i talked to muh friend about it....n then she told him...i never wnated him to hink that i was leavin an area cuz of him....but the way it came out...thats what it looked i went n bitched at her...maybe i should of....but imsorry i told u sumthin...ur wernt supposed to say anythin....and then the worst happend....muh best friend....the one that i trust with everythin....told me to deleat him off muh yahoo...and thats when the tears came,,,and i cant get them to stop....hes muh best friend n i lost him cuz ima cry baby bitch...who treat everyone like shit....i dun know why i have such great friends....cuz you know what i dun deserve em...not a one....ther all great ppl ..... n maybe i dun give them the credit
I Have Always Been There
Two Weeks Without Sex
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went. The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle aged and the final couple was newlywed. Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint. "Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister. "Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over." The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church. "That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either!
A Chance
A Chance I will always stand by you Always and forever All I ask is the chance I would give you all of me Heart and soul All I need is that chance I won’t break your heart Cherished and sheltered All I ask is the chance I’ll dry your tears Gentle and strong All I need is that chance I’d brag about you To one and all All I ask is the chance Spread my love for you Over and over All I need is that chance I’ll hold you high Above the rest All I ask is the chance I’ll hold you always To my dying day All I need is that chance
Dr Hook
More Depressing Poetry
HOLIDAY CHEER Well you see I can’t stop this twitch Need a witch Someone something Please stop this slow sting Oh, I’m sorry Not what you wanted to hear today Oh, I’m sorry You just don’t care today Well that’s OK You just had complain Thought you were owned completely So much in vein Sold my soul so easily Sitting all along But you still won’t call No one on the phone How far did we fall Oh, I so sorry Still not what you wanted to hear Oh, if you only knew how sorry You still wouldn’t fucking care Well that's OK
Im A Stonr
You are 75% stoner You are a fairly regular stoner. You are probably the kid who is always smoking up at the back corner of the parking lot of your high school. You like experimenting with other stuff – although you are too clever to really get addicted to anything. Take this quiz at
Magical Hands
Using your hands Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress. Take this quiz at
My Sex Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at
Send A Free Postcard To Our Troops
If you go to Let's Say Thanks, in three easy steps you can send a free personalized post card to a U.S. Military Servicemember serving over in the Middle East. It's an quick easy and free way to show support. Feldar U.S. Army (ret) 1984-2006
The Kind Of Sex I Prefer Is..........
You prefer Passionate sex! You enjoy passionate sex. You're the kind of person that has tons of fun in the sack, and you can really get into it. Not necessarily rough and lusty, passionate sex is the kind that satisfies both your lovin' and horny needs. 'What is the best type of sex for you?' at
Love Tips
LOVE TIP #232: It may not always seem this way, but it's far better to be single and working on yourself than to be in the wrong relationship and losing yourself -- which is oftentimes what happens. Cherish your time with you; it'll make you stronger in yourself when you do partner up!
Soldier Not At Home.
I have been in IRAQ for a couple of months.Its hard here not to see family or friends durning the holiday season.There a job that needs to be done.Im greatful to be here to give another person freedom.I think its worth the trip.I have met many people i like to call friends we work toghter and hang out toghter.Be strong for us because we are doing a hell of a job here and will keep going until Iraq has control of there country then we all can be home for the holidays.
Finally Friday :)
ohhh there is a magic all around you *sings* yep, i feel good, very good it was a completely crazy week! i had no time for anything else, one of my co-workers is leaving the bank and i have to catch like 70% of what he does! YES! i'm tired for that and many other things but well, tonight is the "end of the year celebration" of the bank... ehehhe i guess if there are 3000 working in the bank, at least 1000 will go there! free food and drinks, music, and many other things! not sure if i'll be back home late tonight... or if i'll find good company and finish the party somewhere else ;) lol i'm so lucky that i'll be back home early ROFL appart from this, not much, i have a long day working before the party :) please take care, enjoy of your weekend, and be nice xD hugs Maria
My Poems And Statements
Last Day
Today is the last day at my present job -- yippee!!
A first grade teacher had twenty five students in her class, and she presented each child in her class the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their nsight may surprise you. While reading these keep in mind that these are first graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is classic! 1. Don't change horses..........................until they stop running. 2. Strike while the........................................bug is close. 3. It's always darkest before.....................Daylight Saving Time. 4. Never underestimate the power of ...... termites. 5. You can lead a horse to water but ......... how? 6. Don't bite the hand that ..................... looks dirty. 7. No news is .......................................... impossible 8. A miss is as good as a ............................. Mr. 9. You can't teach an old dog new ...
Sex In The City In Korea
A friend of mine found this article on Daveseslcafe internet dating disasters. I thought it was kind of funny! Enjoy! Melanie The Master-Diver Yet again, I have recently exited the stormy weather (with the odd day of mixed sun and cloud) of an internet romance. Short. Semi-sweet. And, for what it was worth, probably not worth it. Because now, I am left with somewhat sleepless nights, where nagging questions suddenly enter one¡¯s nagging mind as one tries to adjusts one¡¯s pillow in order to get some sleep. Why did she say I was "too much like a Korean"? What the hell made her think I wanted to hear the story about how she got stood up in a restaurant by a Canadian guy...who was only looking for sex (and who had made it clear before they met).... and who after asking her to watch a movie at his place... and after her saying it wasn't a good idea, left her high and dry to pay the bill while he made an escape by saying he had to go and use the bank machin
Wecome To The Jungle
I had such a crush on AXL..yummmmmmmmm
Bobby Dirty To Me!
Watch this...and I bet ull love it!!!
World Aids Awareness Day
Keep Me Safe
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Falling For You
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Another Day
T.G.I.F. first off let me wish u all a great weekend. now down to more pressing does anyones computer but mine get the friday blues and dont wont to act right? its gonna b a toss up if this one makes it through the day and doesnt get tossed out the any bets on if it does or doesnt.
If You Wanna Be Better Than Myspace, You Have To Remember!
If you wanna be better than myspace, you have to remember that most people cant upload (installers) or any programs to their work computers. Therefore, having a photo installer is useless...just a thought! Ben
Rambels In My Mind
if i died, would you notice i was gone? if i died, would you think of me? if i died, would you care? if i died, would you bother to cry? if i died, would your world stop? if i died, would you even remeber my name? if i died, would you fallow me if i died, would you take the time to keep me alive?
Egg Nog
ok, so i'm listening to xm radio...opie and anthony show...they're having their annual egg nog drinking contest, and it's fantastic hearing these idiots come into studio and drink a double shot of egg nog every minute until they puke. the highlight might have been when there was a chain reaction puke....3 contestants went out within seconds of each other from seeing the other puke and then one of the show's assistants, which was working, not participating in the show, started vomiting as that it's over, time to move on to inappropriate comments and jokes. yes, this is a lame entry, but it's my first one here, and wanted to see what i can do with the blogs here oh and HAPPY FUCKING FRIDAY!!!
Oh Look
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well its time for a new look.. i'm thinking about dying my hair maybe this weekend.. if not then maybe before christmas or after.. if you can't tell i'm not a real blonde.. i'm a brown haired girl.. i'm pinkis fading so i'm just gonna dye it a darker brown.. i have been every color.. red black dark brown brown blonde really blonde even purple pink and blue.. i even had black with orange... i bever stay one hair color anyways it just time too be different for awhile...
I Wub You
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A Forbidden Love
A FORBIDDEN LOVE There's a secret, i want to tell , which is hard to say. I keep in my sad heart a forbidden love, nobody knows who is, nobody will know it, because to make it mine, i'll never disclose it. He inspires me, but i'm prudent, i never say his name, i never insist on looking at him so much, although sometimes, i'm weak for his charm. I'd like to be apart by the distance from him, but, is impossible, because he'll always be in my heart. If i could make the future, or maybe change the past, Wanna be with him forever.... MY SECRET AND FORBIDDEN LOVE.
Your Attention Please...
It's time for some change. I know that for most "normal" people, Wednesday is classically considered to be "Hump Day" as it is in the middle of the week, but after carefully considering a couple of factors, I am going to lead a movement to officially remove the label of Hump Day from Wednesdays. Here's why: Factor 1 Many people now work non-traditional jobs and have to work shifts. This typically means that they work odd hours and more importantly, have to work weekends or part of the weekend. Take my jobs for example. My regular job is Wednesday through Saturday and I work nights. My part-time job is basically on-call and I work it on my "days off". So some weeks I get one day off, or worse, none. Meaning I have no set "Wednesday" or a single day that can be defined as my Wednesday. I guess if I had to name one, it would have to be the first 12 hours of Friday, but that's only during those weeks that I only work my regular job. Factor 2 By its literal meaning, (besides being th
Dreams Could They Ever Be True
Does she see me with a kind heart and love? does she see me with a pain in the simple and easy heart? why does love hurt so much? why does this dream i have each night so hard to be found? this long quiet moments this hateful and quiet times i wish this dream i had was real i wish the girl i dream about each night is waiting out there for me to come see her i want to hold her hands tight and not let go i want her to always smile and do silly things that will always make me laugh other then cry i want her to look at me with a funny face as if she wondering about what I'm thinking of is this dream of mine to sad to be true? is this dream of mine to funny that it will be laughed at ? so please tell me? if there will ever be a girl like the one i dream about each and every night
My First Cherry Tap Contest!
> CHRISTMAS TAG CONTEST Im having my first ever contest for the best Christmas Tag designed by you! Koogerbabe~ RIDER ~@ CherryTAP Lets see how creative you can be. The contest will start Saturday December 2nd at 12:00pm EST and finish Tuesday December 5th 2:00pm EST 1st prize will be a Mens ring or a Ladies Diamond ring 2nd prize 5000 CB gift and 3rd prize 3000CB gift If you're interested in participating in the contest please send me your Christmas Tag in a pm. Winner will be the one with the most comments GOOD LUCK
Christmas Card
Life Here In Miami Beach Florida
What Do You Wanna See
I'm due to upload some pics soon ..... Can you give me an idea of things you would like to see. i'll try my best. xxx
Groucho Marxisms
Some wit and wisdom from one of the greatest thinkers of our time From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it. Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks. A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
Black Or Blue?
Black Or Blue? Fucking Stone Cold This woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband's funeral. She tells the director that she wants her husband to be buried in a blue suit. He asks, Wouldn't it just be easier to bury him in the black suit that he's wearing? But, she insists that it must be a blue suit and gives him a check to buy one. When she came back for the wake, she sees her husband in the coffin and he is wearing a beautiful blue suit. She tells the director how much she loves the suit and asks how much it costs. He says, "Actually it didn't cost anything. The funniest thing happened As soon as you left, another corpse was brought in, this one wearing a blue suit. I noticed that they were about the same size, and asked the widow ift she would mind if her husband were to be buried in a black suit. She said that was fine with her. So.... I switched the heads."
An Open Letter....
An open letter to that one guy over there, picking his nose in traffic: Dear Sir, Congratulations on managing to get that very impressive booger from the depths of your left nostril. If you eat it, I will run you off the road. Thank you.
Pics From Iraq, Graphic!!! You've Been Warned on the front page the man being taken out of the helo is my hubby. on the right hand side pictures 1 & 9 are also of him, & pics 3 & 10 are of my hubby's friend SGT Price. they are graphic pictures & not for the weak of heart. The guys were hit by an IED blast June 22 2006.
Work Excuses
TO: ALL EMPLOYEES SUBJECT: SICK LEAVE POLICY SICKNESS: No excuse...We will no longer accept your doctor's statement as proof. We believe that if you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work. AN OPERATION: We are no longer allowing this practice. We wish to discourage any thoughts that you may need an operation. We believe that as long as you are an employee here, you will need all of whatever you have and should not consider having anything removed. We hired you as you are, and to have anything removed would certainly make you less than we bargained for. DEATH: Other than your own: This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for them, and we are sure that someone else can attend to the arrangements. However, if the funeral can be held in the late afternoon, we will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently let you leave 1 hour early, provided your share of the work is ahead enough to keep the job going
A Lick And A Promise
A Lick And A Promise "I'll just give this a lick and a promise," my mother said as she quickly mopped up a spill on the floor without moving any of the furniture. "What is that supposed to mean," I asked as in my young mind I envisioned someone licking the floor with his or her tongue. "It means that I'm in a hurry and I'm busy canning tomatoes so I am going to just give it a lick with the mop and promise to come back and do the job right later. "A lick and a promise" was just one of the many old phrases that I remember my mother, grandmother, and others using that they probably heard from the generations before them. With the passing of time, many old phrases become obsolete or even disappear.This is unfortunate because some of them are very appropriate and humorous. Here is a list that I came up with that I remember my parents and grandparents using that we don't hear much anymore. Perhaps you have some memorable old phrases of your own that you could add to the list:
Frequently Asked Questions For Bands
Frequently Asked Questions for Bands What is The Entertainment Industry Chaplains? The Entertainment Industry Chaplains (TEIC) is an organization that places chaplains in companies, with bands, on set, on location, and provides personal services to individuals in the Entertainment Industry. Through TEIC, companies can offer a Chaplain Assistance Program (CAP) as an employee benefit, outsourcing stress management and employee care to a business that cares for businesses. How will the program be introduced? Before a TEIC chaplain starts work with a client, an orientation meeting is held to explain the ground rules, including chaplain confidentiality. This meeting is similar in tone and function to other benefits orientation meetings, with a time for questions and answers. At the end of the orientation everyone receives a business card with the chaplain’s toll-free telephone number. How do I deal with people who may not want a chaplain? At the orientation they learn tha
American Dental Association
MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile... If u have sex 365 times a yr and u melted down all da condoms 2 make a tire what would u call it? a fuckin goodyear! Sex is like playing spades. If u don't have a good partner, u better have a good hand. Big Bad Wolf told lil red riding hood lift ur top so i can suck ur tits. no, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the fuckin book says! A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cock happy! Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard. Send to 10 freaks in 30 mins. or u will have bad sex. You're it! This is the sexy train, if u receive this it means ur fucking sexy if u get it back you're even sexier. Send 2 ten people or miss the train
"THANX" Thank You... For being yourself and not trying to be somebody else thank you... for listening to what i had to say and not just blowin me away Thank you... for staying one more day and not wanting to run away Thank you... for playing the games I wanted to play Thank you... for saying the things you wanted to say Thank you... for giving me the time of day Thank you... for wanting to come and play from day to day!!! THANX!!! Jo$hua
What's Your Elf Name?
Your Elf Name Is... Sassy Tinsel Toes What's Your Elf Name?
Call Me Crazy
But as im getting older i tend to like all the wrong things about a person. Is that normal? As much as i enjoy a great ass, beautiful body, I get more turned on by attitude? is that normal? I seem to like a seasoned woman whos been through more in life then some others, is that normal? How bout a woman who just tells you to shut the fuck up and does it herself, cause she doesnt need a guy to help. That normal? My heart gets stolen somehow when i see a beautiful girl trying her best and gets hurt somehow. that normal? Relationships always seem better to me after the first big fight. Is it the making up that makes it worth it? now is that normal? How bout seeing your partner get upset or bothered when another guy/girl comes through and is pretty aswell and you give him/her some attention. dont know what thats about but i always get a kick out of it. is that normal? lmao im just buggin out, having some fun. FRIDAY woot. rach we going drinking!
It's Friday!
West Virginia
West Virginia Because of our mountains, we have rivers. The oldest river in the Western Hemisphere, the New River (quite appropriately named, don't you think) ends in West Virginia. We have the Gauley River, which confluences with the New River in a magnificent cascade to form the Kanawha River and which in turn flows through the center of the State and directly through the capital city of Charleston, the largest city in West Virginia. These rivers in addition to the Cheat, Blackwater,Tygart, Monongahela, Ohio and countless others offer tremendous recreational opportunities. The tallest building in Charleston is barely 25 floors tall! Which, if you think about it, is a plus. How could you possibly build a skyscraper more beautiful than a mountain? The capital city stretches throughout the long river valley encompassing both hill and dale. The Charleston airport, the largest in theState,sits on top of a mountain. The crime rate in Charlest
I'm Confused
Ok I am a 32 year old that has lived in the Chicago area his whole life. That means I have seen 32 winters and 23 snow falls. Now the thing I am confused and have been confused since I was 16.. is why people who live in the Chicago area seem to forget how to drive in snow every year. I mean any point in the winter when we have snow fall there are cars wrecked everywhere. Why? Because people drive like morons. I mean seriously how do you live in an area that has snow storms every single fucking year and forget how to drive in them? I am driving into the office this morning and the roads arent plowed. See knowing this I left work early so I would have extra time and not rush.. one of the first rules of driving in this shit they all seem to fucking forget ... leave fucking early. Now I go to get on 290/355 north so I can jump on 90 west, well the entrance ramp is closed.. this time because there is a Tractor Trailor who was driving to slow to get traction on the steep grade. The state
I swear I am not ignoring anyone. For the next couple of weeks I will only be able to pop in and out from time to time. Sorry.
"PAINT" sitting here thinking alone with the sounds mezmerizing my mind surrounded by everybody but yet still by myself my thoughts the wind music the end the beginning what will it be old or new me or you fast or slow how should i know could this really be are we free is this all just art for you and me it could be a beautifull painting a piece fo blank canvas ready to be stained or is it better plain i can't stand it i must know where will we go when this painting is through what wall will we hang on or will the art be gone will it be strong and last for long or will it fall on the floor to get stepped on trampled under foot boot after boot to be turned into root these questions we'll never know untill it's time to go so i'll just follow the road and let it lead me where it knows i should go lifes a painting let the paint flow Jo$hua
Pythia@ CherryTAP
How I Truelly Feel About My Man(lyrics To The Song Stikwitu)
Ohhh.. Oh Oh.. I don't wanna go another day So I'm telling you, exactly what is on my mind Seems as like everybody is breaking up and throwing their love away But I know I got a good thing right here That's why I say Nobody gonna love me better, I must stick wit u forever Nobody gonna take me higher, I must stick wit u You know how to appreciate me, I must stick wit u, my baby Nobody ever made me feel this way, I must stick wit u I don't wanna go another day So I'm telling you, exactly what is on my mind See the way we ride, in our private lives Ain't nobody gettin' in between I want you to know that, your the only one for me Nobody gonna love me better, I must stick wit u forever Nobody gonna take me higher, I must stick wit u You know how to appreciate me, I must stick wit u my baby Nobody ever made me feel this way, I must stick wit u And now, ain't nothing else I can need And now, I'm singing.. 'cause your so, so into me I got you
Your All Gr8
My first blog just wanting to say thanx to everyone that has visited my profile and left comments and other stuff. Thanx Again Kreator805
Read This First Before You Read This Blogs!!!!
if you are just now opening this blog site then you need to know that you will be reading things that are not true about me. it is just things that my ex husband's new girlfriend wrote because she is made at me. ok in this blog entire you well read somethings that my ex husbands new girlfriend wrote so sit back and enjoy the things that you read. i had to put this up so that i don't get mad.... i can with her ass later i just need vent on her and to ahow the world what kinds person she really is. i have kids so i can't get mad... if you would like to know the truth about them then i will be more than happy to let you know what really happened 6 months ago.
Daddy's Cunt Whore
k so i'm interested in something new and fun. I wouldn't mind having an older man who is dominate to use me as his little fuck slut.(it's just a fantasy) like i've never tried that b4 but i desperatley want to. Someone who"s huge hopefully 10 and on bcs the biggest i've had was 6 inches not even joking..........the reason why i want someone older is bcs there more experienced of course. Never had anal sex but willing to try, and i would love for you to bring friends along and just run a train on me. Message me back! PLEASSSSSSSSSSSSSSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(only if you are serious)
Colored People
An Indian man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only dark skinned man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The Indian man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was brown. When I'm sick I'm brown. When I go in the sun I'm brown. When I'm cold I'm brown. When I die I'll be brown. But you sir, when you're born you're pink. When you grow up you're white. When you're sick, you're green. When you go in the sun you turn red. When you're cold you turn blue. When you die you turn purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The Indian man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Wicked Weather . .. Probably Wont Be On Tonite
As of Noon we were at 68 degree's . the local weather ppl are saying by 3 we should be in the 20's .. which will probably spawn some more lovely Tornado's . so .. more than likely I wont be online tonite .. if we lose power .. ( which being on the mountain we'll probably lose) so I wanted to wish everyone a good weekend in case I dont get to see ya'll .. Stay safe for all those that are within this weather crap.. :)
Blog From Jenn Off Of Myspace Oct 25th 2006
< Back home | Subscribe | rss | add to blog group | sign out Jenn Last Updated: Oct 25, 2006 Send Message Instant Message Email to a Friend Subscribe Invite to My Blog Gender: Female Status: In a Relationship Age: 25 Sign: Pisces City: Middleburg State: FLORIDA Country: US Signup Date: 03/21/06 Wednesday, October 25, 2006 Yay, Its Over Current mood: ecstatic Finally Its Over!!! I just wanted to let everyone know that I have now blocked Steven's Psycho ex wife from my profile so I can Blog whatever I would like. She can no longer read the blogs and I blocked her girl Toni as well. For you that don't know about Toni she is the one that was always flirting with my boyfriend. I just wanted to let everyone know that I don't have to worry anymore about what is going into a blog….Jenn 8:24 AM - 0 Comments - 0 Kudos - Add Comment
Givin A Shout!
Thought I would say HAPPY HOLLIDAYS and MERRY CHRISTMAS to everyone... since Wallmart probably wont again this year!
And They Say Smoking Does You No Good
In work you have to go outside, (they have a bike shed, makes me feel like being back in school, i suppose its a bit ironic all the smokers with the cyclists hahahahahaha) and have a fag and whilst i been out there for a while and ended up speaking to one of the IT guys, today I just managed to save a couple of hundred quid on software that I have been wanting for it as he said it would be no bother and would just cost me a few cigars, so if I hadnt been a smoker I wouldnt have been outside in the first place. It has been a very good day apart from a couple of ratty females who been on the phone.
Hello All
hello all.. just wanted to say hi.. and was wondering if anyone wanted to chat kinda bored.. and im really hoping still that nobody on here is mad at me.. i never meant to hurt anyone if i did like i said before.. im just really wanting to make friends and be there for others when they need a friend.. and just to have fun.. i hope nobody is mad at me though
She Is Living My Life With My Husband
< Back home | Subscribe | rss | add to blog group | sign out Jenn Last Updated: Nov 21, 2006 Send Message Instant Message Email to a Friend Subscribe Invite to My Blog Gender: Female Status: In a Relationship Age: 25 Sign: Pisces City: Middleburg State: FLORIDA Country: US Signup Date: 03/21/06 Friday, December 01, 2006 Christmas Tree Current mood: bouncy We put our Christmas tree up last night. It was fun watching Steven put all the little things on it and undo the lights. My daughter was so cute. All she wanted to put on the tree was candy canes. She didn't care about anything else. She was so cute. The tree is now up and the lights are on it. I need to add some color to it. I am not sure how I want to do it. I hate garland but its so colorful. I like ribbon but I don't know what kind I would like. I will have to find out but for now we will keep working on it. Steven and I will go somewhere this weekend and
I Wish You All
Dedication To Char.....
Make an online slideshow at Made this awhile ago and took it off my page to add here. Will be updated later.
This Is To Good Not To Blog
A Letter From Jesus Christ, concerning His birthday celebration Dear children, It has come to my attention that many of you are upset that folks are taking My name out of the season. Maybe you've forgotten that I wasn't actually born during this time of the year and that it was some of your predecessors who decided to celebrate My birthday on what was actually a time of pagan festival. Although I do appreciate being remembered anytime. How I personally feel about this celebration can probably be most easily understood by those of you who have been blessed with children of your own. I don't care what you call the day. If you want to celebrate My birth just, GET ALONG AND LOVE ONE ANOTHER. Now, having said that let Me go on. If it bothers you that the town in which you live doesn't allow a scene depicting My birth, then just get rid of a couple of Santa's and snowmen and put in a small Nativity scene on your own front lawn. If all My followers did that there wouldn't be a
Goodbye Friends!
I have really had a fun time on CT. I've met some very sweet people. I want to thank everyone that has been very nice to me. I've made some very nice friends and I hate to leave you. I just don't have the time to be on here like I have. I have been neglecting my family and my home. My family is EVERYTHING to me and I can't believe how much time I have spent on here when I should've been taking care of them. I've let CT get the worst of me! I've done some things that I'm not at all proud of! It has affected my family in a horrible way! I can't take back the things I've done! All I can do is to try to make the best of what has happened and work on getting things straightened out with my family! Take Care, Sandy
My Girl
Betty.... sometimes girl.... I just dont kno what to do. I love you so much and i wanna be there for you for everything. But i cant. I wish i could make all the bad just disapper but since we are in real life i cant. I dont know what to say about last night/this morning except i love you with my whole heart and i never want anything bad to happen to you. Im always goin to be here when i can. I can only say that ill do my best... I can only hope its good enough. Ive been with you since Kindergarden and i dont plan on leaving anytime soon... just remember that babe.... I LOVE YOU!!!!
Just A Quick Hello
you know when you get the feelin when you first wake up -- that nothing is going to go right today - that is me today!!! i feel so sad one min and cranky the next grrrr so im going to crawl back into my lil hole! so if u dont see much off me today that is why But i just want you all to know THANK - YOU for the comments and the ratings - i am hoping to catch up with them all by my time tonight!!! i really do appreciate the nice ppl out there that take the time to do that for me TAKE CARE PPL AND HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND
This Love, This Hate Is Burning Me Away.
my black dahlia -hollywood undead I wish I could I could have quit you. I wish I never missed you, And told you that I loved you, Everytime I fucked you. The future that we both drew, and all the shit we've been through. Obsessed with the thought of you, the pain just grew and grew How could you do this to me? Look at what I made for you, it never was enough and the world is what I gave to you. I used to be love struck; now I'm just fucked up.
Just To Let Y'all Know......
SomeOne I've met through the Cherry is moving to Georgia from Texas to be with me next Friday. That's a week from today. He is my Master, and I am His from the top of my head to the tips of my toes. If you'll wander through my photo comments, you'll figure out who it is.... Thank you, CherryTap/LostCherry.... Without this site, I'm not sure how we would have met. I'm finally healing from my back going out and the sinus infection I came home from my family's with, so I should be sending love to my friends again soon with random comments. *Smiles* Y'all have a great day!
"dreaming Of You "
"Dreaming of You" i'm watching you do your thing you're in all of my dreams like candy, toys, and all those fun things i feel like a little boy wanting to sing giddy like the love you feel for silly string sweet like the purest sugar cane strong like the purest hemp fiber fueling the strongest burning fire lasting till all of time expires you make me smile when i'm around you when i can't find you i turn blue i knew it was meant to be when i first met you it was plain to see i was made for you and you where made for me so cherrish this moment we have together for i wish it would last forever but forever is in my dreams eternally dreaming of you Jo$hua
A Different Christmas Poem
A Different Christmas Poem: The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some
"red Dreads"
"Red Dreads" "Red Dreads" the darkness creeps in shadows hide eyes of spirits burn with fire pure and alive sulfuric breath sounds of silence in the streets lurking death lingering thoughts of desire what you need i can get the smell of iron and steel you will regret I have been here ever since the beginning of time Red Dreads immortal and real hard to find not a man or spirit can stop me hated by all befriended by one master of poetry vampire on the run atlanta sewers is were I hide look for me and you will find any man any gun any substance for the right price the taste of blood is what i seek then back to the shadows is where I creep JO$HUA
Floating Thoughts
somewhere there was a moment of one one thought one look one tear one wish then another one came with a thought a look a tear a wish ... somewhere the two became as one both thoughts both looks both tears both wishes melding, and emerging growing and blooming seeing and being crying and dreaming pulling another moment in trying to gain leverage adding time wanting tomorrows that would fill the mind with desire so deep and wants so strong dreams to come real life to become the song moment by moment the melody plays adding another moment till they become days .. wishing and hoping dreaming and casting bringing the days into months everlasting smiling and singing knowing for sure as one moment goes another is in the lure sunlight and moonlight clouds and stars countless wishes seeming ever so far .... letting go coming home knowing now im never alone ..... 12-01-06 3:13 am ~*~ Pix~*~
I Am A Good Men
i'm agree with those girls they don't like to ask for #'s or to see ther pic just to let you know i'm not like that i'm here to have friends with i can talk or make coments of any thing if you don't believe me please left me a comment thaks for all.
People Come Into Your Life For A Reason
People Come Into Your Life For A Reason People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a god send and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrong doing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has co
Contests ?????????
How Do you enter these ? I vote, but have no idea how you enter these things.
Sweet! Fucking Awesome!!!
So, I just called SU again. And guess what I found out??? National Portfolio Day counted as my official review! That means I kicked fucking ass for my SU review! Now, she didn't know when I'd find out my exact review score...She said it'd definitely be in the packet I get when I send in the rest of my application. One kicked-ass-and-took-names review down, one to go. :) This kinda makes up for a lot of things :D
2 Hotties!!!
A Spure Of The Moment Poem
On the winds of the morrow I hear whispers of faeries Calling out to those who are lost Hoping they'll follow their mischivious voices Into the trap they laid Watching the lost and weary Wondering when one will follow For I've been trapped long enough In this village of the faeries I hear the whispers and I watch on Knowing that the musical sound will bring My replacement as the faeries fun Though part of me will miss all the mayhem I see a lost wonder She hears the whispers only those lost can hear I then add my voice to the whispers Only wishing her go on Hearing the whispers of the faeries I don't want to share I believe I've found a home As the faery that was lost one morrow long ago I hope you all enjoy this it was a spur of the moment poem. Love Stace
Daddys Poem
Daddy's Poem Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently , anxious in their seats One by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. Each of them was searching, a man w
YOU! you you are in my dreams you say all the right things you are on my mind constantly you make me feel free you know my feelings you know my taste you know my place you look at my face you see the things i see you see my eyes you see the fire that burns inside you look within you are my best friend you stick with me you love me you want me you need me you please me you tease me you hugg me you kiss me you talk to me you breath me you cherrish me you think of me you crown me as your king you set on my thrown as my queen you play all the right games you picture all the right frames you want to be together You stay with me forever you are my lover just me and you!!! jo$hua
Apparently Yall Cant Read!!!
Since I just got 4 more requests for the private pics...SEE MY LAST BLOG!
Your Biggest Regret
What do I mean to you? Am I something? Or am I nothing? Darling I feel torn You destroyed my beauty I never was beautiful to you I whispered softly Nothing says I love you Like black and blue Add some more black The color of your heart Do you lust me or do you love me? I'm just a toy to you easily broken Love should not equal misery I feel like a butterfly The caged one though Awaiting to fall and die Time continues to tick away What do I mean to you? I know I know absolutely nothing Sorry for failing you darling With hate Your biggest regret
Hate Was Just A Legend And War Was Never Known
Cortez The Killer by Neil Young -------- He came dancing across the water With his galleons and guns Looking for the new world In that palace in the sun. On the shore lay Montezuma With his coca leaves and pearls In his halls he often wondered With the secrets of the worlds. And his subjects gathered 'round him Like the leaves around a tree In their clothes of many colors For the angry gods to see. And the women all were beautiful And the men stood straight and strong They offered life in sacrifice So that others could go on. Hate was just a legend And war was never known The people worked together And they lifted many stones. They carried them to the flatlands And they died along the way But they built up with their bare hands What we still can't do today. And I know she's living there And she loves me to this day I still can't remember when Or how I lost my way. He came dancing across the water Cortez, Cortez What a killer.
....and One Of These Night S Soon, I'll Be Comin' For You.---natural Born Killers
The Promise.
Several weeks ago, I stumbled across a piece composed by Rolf Lovland and I must say that it is haunting me. There is a sadness that caresses each note as it flows, soaking one's very soul. It's beautifully enchanting, though. I've listened to it throughout the day and my mind has been full of thoughts of a certain person. The sadness of this piece is reflected in the gentle sadness of his smile. It's strange how music has the ability to stir our minds, as well as our respective emotions... Secret Garden - The promiseMusic Code provided by Song2Play.Com
Spicy Oatmeal Crisps
Spicy Oatmeal Crisps Pepper might sound like an odd ingredient for a cookie, but it actually compliments the other spices in this cookie mixture. You can however, omit it, if you don't want to use the pepper. 3/4 cup all-purpose flour 1 teaspoon baking soda 1/2 teaspoon ground allspice 1/2 teaspoon grated whole nutmeg 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/4 teaspoon ground cloves 1/4 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper (optional) 1 cup packed brown sugar 5 tablespoons butter or stick margarine, softened 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 1 large egg 1/2 cup regular oats (like Quaker Oats) Cooking Spray Preheat oven to 350* Lightly spoon flour into dry measuring cups; and level with a knife. Combine flour and the next 7 ( seven) ingredients (flour through pepper) in a medium mixing bowl. Beat sugar, butter, and vanilla into a LARGE mixing bowl, with a mixer at medium speed until light and fluffy. Then add your egg and beat well. Stir in all the dry ingredients now into the LA
Love Song--tesla
* Source Energy *
Source Energy On a core level, when we get right down to the most basic building blocks of everything, there is only Source. Source is everything: everything in creation, everything on an energy level, everything you look at, everything you imagine. Source is everywhere: on manifest levels, on astral levels, and on every level of conception. Energy can be vibrating in alignment with pristine Source energy, or energy can be disconnected from Source and can be vibrating at other frequencies. Everything on a manifest or a non-manifest level is Source energy in different vibrations and frequencies. For example, a tree is vibrating at a different energy frequency than a cloud. These two aspects of manifest reality are both made of Source energy but are operating at different frequencies. There is no limit to the number of different frequencies that can be created. The same concept applies to spiritual beings. When a being is in alignment with pristine Source energy, they will
But Still The Wars Go On As The Years Go By With No Love Of God Or Human Rights
"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach... So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it! Well, he gets it! N' I don't like it any more than you men." * Look at your young men fighting Look at your women crying Look at your young men dying The way they've always done before Look at the hate we're breeding Look at the fear we're feeding Look at the lives we're leading The way we've always done before My hands are tied The billions shift from side to side And the wars go on with brainwashed pride For the love of God and our human rights And all these things are swept aside By bloody hands time can't deny And are washed away by your genocide And history hides the lies of our civil wars D'you wear a black armband When they shot the man Who said "Peace could last forever" And in my first memories They shot Kennedy I went numb when I learned to see So I never fell for Vietnam We got the
So this is going to be my first Christmas away from family and friends. Never take them for granted.......
Oooooooooooh, It Was The Best Time That I Can Remember.........
Say baby you been lookin' real good You know that I remember when we met It抯 funny how I never felt so good It's a feelin' that I know I know I'll never forget Ooh it was the best time I can remember Ooh and the love we shared - is lovin' that'll last forever There wasn't much in this heart of mine There was a little left and babe you found it It's funny how I never felt so high It's a feelin' that I know I know I'll never forget Ooh it was the best time I can remember Ooh and the love we shared - is lovin' that'll last forever I think about you Honey all the time my heart says yes I think about you Deep inside I love you best I think about you You know you're the one I want I think about you Darlin' you're the only one I think about you I think about you You know that I do I think about you All with love - only you I think about you Ooh, it抯 true I think about you Ooh, yes I do Somethin' changed in this heart of mine An' you know that I'm
My Arsenal
My latest collection of "Homeland Defense Weapons". Gotta love the Second Admendment.SKS Norinco w/ 5,10,30,&55rnd clips*Taurus 24/7 9mm 4-10,1-17rnd clips*Brazilian Side by side 12g. sawn-off shotgun*AR-7 .22lr Survival*Ornamental Saber (Not for BU)*Fiskers ax*Smith&Wesson hand-ax/skinning knife combo*Spec-One Fighting Tanto*Gerber: Mark1, (2)Pocket, Multi-tool*1080- 7.62x39 Wolf FMJ*500rds 9mm Winchester HP*300rds .22lr Yellowjackets*20slug Remminton 12g*80 shot Remmington 12g*Various pyrotechnical devises (smoke,rockets,missles,crackers=)*Two more are in the skunkworks. A .22 revolver and an old 12g pump shotgun.Future purchases: Taurus .357 Titanium revolver, .308 bolt action rifle.
Everything Happens For A Reason?
i hate that everything happens for a reason..... im soo burnt out and i keep having more bad things all around me... its so depressing its hard to stay happy when all there is is saddness. I love my friends to death but there is only so much negativity one person can handle in a day and ive almost reached my limit... But never the less i will be there for them all... but back to everything happens for a reason... Maybe everything that happened today was for a particular reason. To be more specific.. to make me a stronger person... who really knows for sure... i sure as hell dont.. But the only thing i kno how to do somewhat is to look on the bright side, even when its buried. I love all of my friends out there. I hope that everything turns out the way it should for them... good.
A Moment Of Silence Please
Please God as we say our silent prayer please keep the Jameson Family in your arms lead them right lord show them that Jessiah will forever be an angel in their heart. Help them understand and help them realize there are many of us out here sheading tears for she not only lost a husband, friend, and Jessiah Jr not only lost a father but our men and women serving everyday lost a brother. Please god I say all this in your Name Be with Erin and the family lord -amen-
Need Ponits Everyone
Hay everyone im new and im trying to get throw the frist level. I want to get more in to this so please help me out
Gonna Kick His Ass On Down The Line
all folders are open
My Dog
My Dachshund ran away this morning. He was last seen by a neighbor at 10:00. I have driven all over the place, and been to the pound twice. I am at my wits end. This isn't the first time he has taken off. I just hope he doesn't end up dead somewhere. I love that little dog so much. I have cried almost all afternoon. My first dachshund ran away and got killed by a car, and I am the one that found her. I am so terrified that history is gonna repeat itself. I have tried everything I can to keep him in our yard but he always finds a new spot to dig up. I can't afford an electric fence, and I really wouldn't wanna put that up anyways.... I don't know what to do. I am so depressed right now.
My Great Nephew Had His Second Surgery Please Pray For Him
BRAYLON HES BEEN LIKE THIS SINCE HIS BIRTH HES HAS SEVERAL SURGERIES He's done! Surgery went great. Dr. Ohye was able to use a larger mechanical valve than anticipated which will give him a longer period to grow into it (prolong future replacement.) He also had a better view into the Left Ventricle and was able to remove some more EFE (scar tissue.) Lastly, he was able to reduce the stenosis forming below the Aortic Valve by 50% to prolong its replacement as well. We are waiting for them to let us back into PICU to see our little Michelin Man. Thanks for the prayers. We woke up with supernatural peace today. God Bless Us All, The F Family
Ok Ladies
Jason U Will Be Missed
ok thinking about buying a ring and proposing to my really nervous about it so should i just do it or should i wait???? let me know what u think???
Bye Bye!
I am going to Little Rock with Moonfire, Jack and Reddemon for the weekend. So show me lots of love...i will miss ya all. Vamp
About Sugarplumsonline
Well, Sugarplumsonline is a business that I created almost 2 years ago. I had worked in the medical field for almost 10 years before calling it quits to sell adult sex toys. Got to say that I am much happier selling sex toys, than I was working at my last job. And the perks are much better. I get first dibs on all of the new toys. Get to try them out and then decide if they are worth selling on my site. It is a win-win situation. I will keep this one short. Just thought that I would explain the business. Will post another blog about me. ;) Melissa
About Melissa
Ok, this one is about me. Didn't want people to think that I am only on here to sell sex toys. I am the real one-woman person behind Sugarplumsonline. I am also co-host of a podcast called "The Me and B Show". It is a side project/hobby that my husband and I do. We basically drink quite a few drinks and then rant about how wicked retarded we are. Where to start...let's see. I am 30 years old. Like to "soak it up in the hot tub with my soulmate". Sorry Napoleon's Uncle Rico possessed me to say that. I am married to my best friend. We are sooo alike that sometimes I wonder if we are related. Hopefully not. Because that would be incestuously disturbing. Kinda like Joe Dirt "I'm your sister, I'm your sister!!" I own 3 little yorkie dogs. Oldest is Sassy, and then there is Jobe and Maeby. Yes, I am an Arrested Development fanatic. I named my dogs after 2 of the characters. Sassy is almost 7 and Jobe and Maeby are almost 1. No kids, because I am still a big kid m
Thats It!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why are all my photos being marked NSFW? what the hell their not even that bad Fuck weak man weak
Ok. I added a few new things to my profile. I hope everyone likes it. Still trying to get the hang of this site. :) So please forgive me for any screw ups and hope everyone has a good weekend. Mary
Learn To Love Yourself
Im 21 years old and im just now realizing that i cant realisticaly expect someone to love me the way i wanna be loved if i dont love myself the way i need to. i thought this was something worth sharing with the world. if u agree u know what to do and if not,....sorry we dont see eye to eye on this one
Randomness. ♥
I miss having someone to make out with when drunk. Oh, lust. How you occasionally rule my life. When is it accepting someone for who they are, and when is it putting up with too much bullshit? I guess it would depend on the intent behind the actions. Which must be interpreted on an individual basis, to the best ability of the individuals directly involved. And, no one else.
Oasis Of Lust...
We walked into the garden hand in hand; such a beautiful day. You picked a flower, we shared the smell, then placed it in my hair. Your pause, stand back and look at me, which took me by surprise; I wonder what you see... You took me into your arms and squeezed me with desire, your lips finding my neck, and claiming their place. Your hands fonded my breast on my clothes, and then found their way to the buttons yet you stopped. You look around and spot a place in the tall grass, lead me to it, and tenderly lay me down. Leaning over me with the sun behind your head puts a bright halo into effect, and the tender way your touching me feels as a dream might. The sun warming our bodies, the bees buzzing around us. The smell delighting us. You slip your hand under my top and instead of unbuttoning, you lightly pull my top apart. Without a bra, my breast beam into the sun light and your mouth moisten my nipples as a plant might need water. Your hands drift to my short and pull them off withou
My Video For The Troops
first video
holy moly....can u believe that its already dec 1??? good lord...this year has flown by sooooo fast!! as i look back...i've noticed that i've changed quite alot this year....i've come out of my shell more... i'm not as self-conscience about myself....i'm getting the attitude that if u dont like me or the way i look..THEN DONT TALK TO ME OR LOOK AT ME!!! i'm tired of the way the media tells everyone that they have to be skinny to be liked...BS!! you know something, yeah i would like to lose weight...but i want to be healthy..not skinny!!! grrr... anyways...that was off the yeah...what are ur guys plans for the holidays? *MUAH* much love!!! -nessa
Christmas Stocking Stuffers
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Hello, Its my Birthday tomorrow and I find myself in a weird mood i should be happy that Im getting older. And that I will be spending it with my houston family and friends. So that means the world to me. Im just sick of all those friends that say there there for you,,,, but never are or the ones that say the day before Ill take you out but then some thing always comes up. Dam people don't u understand that maybe just maybe I was some what looking forward to spending time with them. but I guess not I was put on the back burner last night and I always will be with that person. So I leave it at this, those people need to stay out of my life I don't have time in my life for flakes and this to me looks as if they could progress into some thing like that.
Show My Puppy Some Love
He is entered in the Best pet contest, please go and show him some love
What Reindeer Are You
Times, serif" style='color:black; font-size: 14pt;'> You Are Vixen Sexy and sultry, you're the one all the other reindeer dream about. Why You're Naughty: That fur pulling spat you got into with Dancer over Santa. Why You're Nice: Because even when you're nice, you're still delightfully naughty! Which of Santa's Reindeer Are You?
What Does Your Candy Heart Say About You
Your Candy Heart Says "First Kiss" You're a true romantic who brings an innocent hope to each new relationship. You see the good in every person you date, and you relish each step of falling in love. Your ideal Valentine's Day date: a romantic dinner your sweetie cooks for you Your flirting style: friendly and sweet What turns you off: cynics who don't believe in romance Why you're hot: you always keep the romance alive What Does Your Candy Heart Say?
Only A Day Away...
Well Tomorrow is the big day. I am taking the LSAT. Wow, I can't believe it is finally here, the test that can break me or make me. I have to admit I am nervous but at the same time confident. I think what is making this a bit difficult is the fact that the person who encouraged me to do this has not spoken to me in almost 2 weeks but I understand why. I also know he is proud of me and believes in me. Today was a relax day for me. I spent the day out with Kristina. Now tonight I am going to brush up a bit on some stuff and just relax. I am hoping to be in bed at a reasonable time and not wake up in the middle of the night like I have been for the past few nights. I hate these nightmares I am having and I wish I knew the reason behind them. Kelly is spending the night cause she is going to drive me to the exam and then pick me up. We are also spending the weekend together, so it should be fun. Anyways I will keep you all posted on how the test went... Loves, Hugs, Kisse
Bitches I Used To Call Friends
i sent this to a few old bitches i used to hang out with: Okay...I'm tired of being the only one trying to do anything. I'm gonna delete you and a lot of other people from my phone too. I know telling you will accomplish nothing but i just wanted to see if you had another lame excuse for ignoring me THIS month... My sister said this and it's all true: I think that alot of your friends suck because you used to bust your ass for them and to hang out with them and now they can not even take one night even every two weeks just to come and hang out or pick you up. It is very true that you really learn who your real friends are when something bad happens. I understand that everyone has a life and things they need to do, but you are a good friend to everyone and your old friends kinda suck ass. So i feel what you are saying....and you aren't crazy...well maybe a little but you can barely notice.
Guys Suck!
OK...I have decided that the SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP game is not for me for a while! I have been engaged 3 times! number one: He dumped me for my best friend, who dumped him for me! :P number two: Was shipped off to Iraq, then I met number three. Now number two denies our engagement, but is one of my best friends and is secretly madly in love with me, he just doesn't realize it! number three: OHHHH number three is a doozy!! We actually made it to the alter...HOWEVER...1 week shy of 7 months into our marriage, he left me because he felt he was too young to be married. Well, guess what...3 weeks later hooks up with the girl he moved in with that he supposedly had NO feelings for. Now she is pregnant. And I am left with a COLD broken heart! YEAH for me! And his mother is tickled pink about that one! Congrats to the whole bunch! Good luck I hope you ROTT IN HELL!!! I know very dramatic! I really wasn't about drama till I met number one! And then that was only
Something To Think About...
Read Each One Carefully and Think About It a Second or Two 1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.. 2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. 3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. 4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart. 5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them. 6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 8. Don't waste your time on a man / woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you. 9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we final
Mellow Yellow
Well the weekend is upon us..I'm staying in all weekend I must kick this cold !!! Practice has been cancelled this weekend .. Nice how this works out I'm doing percussion and backup singing for this band ... Had a great day in the salon ..I wish it was a saloon but I'm sure I don't need the liquor. That brandy in the cupboards is very tempting..Little honey little lemon hot tea.. yum!! Be right back....Yes I do say that does hit the spot ...Its just past high tea time so Im not too late lol.. A friend has called, Donovan is playing close by..Should I go? I don't know most don't even know who he is anymore but us true beatnick's will never forget Why now of all times I have the cough from hell and I would hate to cough all over everyones good time..Its settled I stay home I've seen him a few times.. This is just a very small place to see him a perfect setting, oh well...I guess I will stay home and drink tea and watch the TV or maybe I'll play a little..Im kinda hyper so I
On Line Love..not Really Real....
I was extremely frustrated this morning, when I wrote the previous blog. I did not mean to offend any of my friends, as "he" knows who "he" is...thats why he delibretly does not come here to my page...He is in my Family..any of you who have talked to me before, or have been around me for a while, will know who Im talking about... It was really sad that I had to write that..but oh well, such is life...Ill get over it..Im a big girl...(wish I could say the same for him)I could get really nasty and say EXACTLY what I think...But Ill be good..this site seems to be his LIFE....LOL I am very say the least..But thats ok, and yes I meant what I said, I really wont be on here much... Its unfortunate that people will tell you seems for no reason...there is no personal gain on here (except of course pleasure from someone elses pain) which I find to be very sick and twisted, not to mention immature as hell..but thats a young mind I guess...Go figure!!!! Hop
Its fricking cold and windy as hell! One of those nights when you need someone snuggling close to ya...think I may go soak in a hot bath to try and warm up....only thing with that is....after I get out of the bath....I'll be even colder than I am now...doh!
You Think You Love Me
Maybe you just think you love me But you really don't I think you still love her You just won't admit it You don't want to face the truth and be pulled back into something that you know is the wrong choice You lie to me and say you are doing one thing When I know your hanging out with her You just don't want me to know because you know that it will hurt me and make me mad She is not right for you She will only hurt you more She won't let you do anything just like before You'll end up unhappy and come crying back to me But it will be to late because I will be happy with someone new Even though I still have feelings for you
All I Want In A Man
Well this is my first blog so here goes. Why is it all the good men are either taken, married or gay? It seems that it is getting harder to find what I am looking for. I dont ask for much just a fun loving guy who is going to love me for who I am. Cause i wont change who I am for any one but myself. I want a guy who always has a smile on his face. A guy who acts his age not his dick size. Some one who I can have a mature conversation with that is not always about sex. A guy that is faithful and trust worthy that I know if I give him my heart that he wont brake it. Some one who is not scared to be himself and is independent and loves life. Who knows what he wants and is not scared to take a chance. But I guess this kind of guy only exists in my dreams and that I am asking for too much
She Didn't Belong To Me...
How Stressed Are You
Your Stress Level is: 36% You are slightly prone to stress, but generally you keep it under control. You know how to relax and take things as they come, even when your worlds seems to be falling apart. Occasionally, you do let yourself get stressed out, but you snap out of it pretty quickly. How Stressed Are You?
Hard Drive Killer? On My Internets? It's More Likely Than You Think!
Not really. I can't believe people think this shit is real. LISTEN UP!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! If someone by the name of Ashley Marc James wants to add you to their list dont accept it. Its a virus. Tell everyone on your list because if somebody on your list adds them you will get it too. It is a hard drive killer and a very horrible virus. Please pass this on to everyone on your list. We need to find out who is using this account. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Fuck All Ya'lll!!!
Fuck all ya'lll!!! date: 2006-12-01 17:28:10 I'm outta this shit website! any of u bitches have anything to say bout it feel free to e-mail me at, just don't give a fuck anymore, if u wanna send me nasty e-mails go right ahead!
I Feel Lonely
I hate having to work so early in the morning. Someone chat w/me on aim RedRaideretteX hit me up
i have no idea how to do the searches, so this is for anyone lookin for me, cause i cant explain it to them
Thank Goodness
I don't have to go in to work tonight.
What Makes A Friend
What makes a friend? A friend What makes a friend? A friend Is someone that everyone needs A friend Is that special one A friend Is someone you tell EVERYTHING A friend Is someone you never lie to A friend Can be a boy or a girl A friend Is someone that is always their A friend Will always listen to you A friend Always has input to give A friend Will never leave you in the dust A friend Will help you through the thick and the thin A friend Will always stand by your side A friend Will never let you down A friend Is someone everyone needs What would you do if you didnt have a friend?
Merry Christmas
wishing all my cherrytap friends a Happy New Year. and want to add that there are great people on this site.i've made alot of friends from florida to Quebec, and again just want to say keep sendin the love and i'll return the love.
A Song I Wrote
Enter My World Inside, I don't remember While I was going under Bring back the feeling in the air With me and still I'm trying Gone Through and still I'm lying I'm here and still I do not care Come to me, whispered voices in my ear Come to me, Break through this nightmare Alone, this world surrounds me I scream, the pain shouts at me The way is clear but still I stare Broke down, my legs wont' hold me I'm lost, will never be free Enter my world now if you dare... Come to me, whispered voices in my ear Come to me, Break through this nightmare There's a road that forks at the end (Delusion seeping in) There is no stopping me now (go back, stay back) Choices that have to be made (We won't release you now) I'd go, but now I'm afraid... The Pain won't go away... Come to Me whispered voices in my ear Stay with me, you've entered this nightmare...
To Family, Friends, Fans And Everyone!!
This is what everyone means to me!!
Live Salute To Troops--baby Come Home--kid Rock
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Xmas Shopping
wuts up ya'll? i just got home from doing some xmas shopping... omg my mom did the cutest thing...she bought me a bunch of ornaments for my xmas tree since it is my first xmas out of the greg and i bought a few more from walmart and the dollar store...and decorated the tree today... i love decorating the tree...i also love xmas music....makes everything feel warm and happy....
Dear , Do You Remember?
My sweetheart... Dear, do you remember? The sweep of love's dimension? Of how we sought each other, so We scarce could bear the tension. We'd search among the crowded ways With eager, burning, questing Until the sight, the words, the kiss Would still our world to resting. The time together we would spend Flew swift as swallows fleeing But once alone, the hours dragged by Monotonous, dead, unseeing. Anew, our greetings joyous glee Brought comfort, strength and passion Our love renewed with boundless depths Enthralled us in its fashion. And when we parted, ere the dawn With promised love's bright sorrow The nights were never long enough We swore to stretch the morrow. But then, tomorrow never comes I lie here, bereft and grieving With just the ashes of our love Cold comfort, born of grieving.
Getting The Damn Thing Done!
it's time to lay claim to my crime a welcomed change of luck without a Faustian deal being struck I'm doing the damn thing like the day is long pondering the write & wrong seeking the sublime via meter & rhyme doing the damn thing taking stock putting it on lock from pillar to post from coast to coast doing the damn thing chasing fear waiting to confront the (coming) new year no longer the butt of life's joke going for broke getting the damn thing DONE!
What Is My Reason??
Why do i still love you i haven't even met you you run around in my mind you keep me thinking i don't know why but i want to give my heart to you i feel that we have something my life goes on your still in my heart life Will go on and your in my life i never forgot you i never will i want to be with you i want to feel your touch my mind keeps thinking why but my heart keeps thinking why not i don't know what to think anymore but life will go on and i know you will be in it life will go on and i will love you every second of it
Definition Of A Hacker
Hacker From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia A hacker is someone who creates and modifies computer software and computer hardware, including computer programming, administration, and security-related items. The term usually bears strong connotations, but may be either favorable or denigrating depending on cultural context (see the Hacker definition controversy). Common definitions include: * In computer programming, a hacker is a software designer and programmer who builds elegant, beautiful programs and systems. A hacker can also be a programmer who hacks or reaches a goal by employing a series of modifications to exploit or extend existing code or resources. For some, "hacker" has a negative connotation and refers to a person who "hacks" or uses kludges to accomplish programming tasks that are ugly, inelegant, and inefficient. This negative form of the noun "hack" is even used among users of the positive sense of "hacker". * In computer security, a hacker is a
im bored...somebody comment to me in the shout box...idc...entertain me....
Question For All My Friends
Should I open up all my pics so that anyone, not just family, can see them?
Dedicated To Rach
Categories Of Hacker
Categories of hacker Wikipedia The hacker community, the set of people who would describe themselves as hackers or described by others as hackers, falls into at least four partially overlapping categories. The first known hacker was Zachary Scott Duncan, of Millersville, Pa who hacked into the phone company in 1968.[citation needed] Sometimes alternate terms such as "cracker" are used in an attempt to more exactly distinguish which category of hacker is intended, or when attempting to put a contextual distance between the categories due to the Hacker definition controversy. Hacker: Highly skilled programmer The positive usage of hacker is one who knows a (sometimes specified) set of programming interfaces well enough to program rapidly and expertly. This type of hacker is well-respected (although the term still carries some of the meaning of hack), and is capable of developing programs without adequate planning or where pre-planning is difficult or impossible to achieve. T
Hug Me...
Your Candy Heart Says "Hug Me" A total sweetheart, you always have a lot of love to give out. Your heart is open to where ever love takes you! Your ideal Valentine's Day date: a surprise romantic evening that you've planned out Your flirting style: lots of listening and talking What turns you off: fighting and conflict Why you're hot: you're fearless about falling in love What Does Your Candy Heart Say?
Only My Real Friends Would!
J. Smith needs your help. Click on the following link to vote for J. Smith. Vote the profile Excellent, play all the songs and vote them Excellent also. The most important song to play right now is 'SpitYoGame.Com(Anthem)'. It's entered into the contest. Thank you for your help, Xuxa
Quiet Night
ok i was all set to be at home alone tonight. watching my girlfriend's daughter while she went out. well i did my duty and texted her to make sure she was alive and not the victim of some crazy psyhopath and she responds with an invitation to have sex! whoo hoo! im always up for a good threesome, the more the merrier. so not that im complaining but it will no longer be such a quiet night. have a great night everyone!

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