1 If ur in da mood 2 fight take ur ass 2 da hood & stop fukn it up 4 da rest of us!!( us meaning da folks dat actually came 2 have a good tyme & cut sumthing)
2 Just because u buy someone a beavrage doesnt mean ur entitled 2 sum ass!(this applies 2 male & female)
3 Ladies(only applies 2 big women) STOP!!!! Wearing ur lil sister,cusin,niece or just #### u know dont fit ur ass!(NOT PRETTY ON DA EYES THERES SOMETHING CALLED 2 MUCH SKIN DAMMIT!)
4 Dont go 2 da same spot with ur significant other if u dont have da mental capacity 2 deal with real playas coming at yo u dig(STRICKLY 4 DA HATERADE TYPE U KNOW WHO U ARE!!!)
5 Dont get geeked if someone bumps u or steps on ur kicks!(ITS A CLUB GET OVER IT,HOW WOULD U FEEL IF DA SPOT EMPTY DOUCHBAG!)
6 Just because someone offers ur significant other a dance or drink doesnt give u da right 2 flipp da #### out !(C RULE #4 IF HAVING THESE PROBLEMS)
7 Quit with the pickup lines expecially wit the one u bit from the fresh prince and playboy inserts!(THE #### TIRED & IT DONT WORK,NEVER HAS BE U, NO1 ELSE,ITS CALLED ORIGINALITY!)
8 For every 10 people that turn u down 1 will say yes,theres someone 4 everyone i hear.(PERSONALLY I DONT HAVE THIS PROBLEM BUT IVE BEEN INFORMED THERE ARE SOME LAMES OUT THERE IM HERE 2 HELP YALL)
9 Drunks: STOP denying that ur fuked up if everybody sayin it u most likley are(UNLESS UR 1 OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO THINKS UR RIGHT & DA REST OF DA WORLD IZ WRONG,IDIOT.) call it a nite so we dont have 2 babysit ur grown ass.
10 TREAT DA NEXT MUTHAFUCKA DA WAY U WISH 2 B TREATED(THIS IS PROBABLY THE BEST RULE FOLLOW IT)!!!! #### COMES BACK 2 UR ASS 10FOLD THAT AINT NO LIE FOLKS
