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created on 12/14/2006  |  http://fubar.com/general/b34349

Car Carma - Horoscope

Car Carma When bad things happen to good drivers, is your "Astrological Sign" to blame? Car Carma describes the influence your astrological sign has over your driving. What Drove Me To Write The Book "Car Carma"? Click here for the book: http://www.insurancehotline.com/carcarmahome.html I wondered why some drivers always get into accidents and others always get tickets. So I compared 100,000 driving records to the driver’s astrological sign and it showed a clear trend. Here are the rankings, from worst to best: Number 1 Worst: Libra - Sept. 24 to Oct. 22: Libra is the "sign of the scales", it craves balance and consensus. Libra doesn’t like to make snap decisions. But rush hour traffic is not a time for seeking driver approval, or for being indecisive. 2nd Worst Position: Aquarius - Jan. 21 to Feb.19: They’re impulsive, and ruled by the Planet of speed and rebellion. Aquarians need to get a better grip behind the wheel. 3rd Worst Position: Aries - Mar. 21 to Apr.20: Its symbol is the ram. Not good a sign to have for avoiding accidents. Aries have a "me first" child-like nature, that drives Aries into trouble. 4th Worst Position: Pisces - Feb.20 to Mar. 20: This sign enjoys daydreaming. But wake up Pisces, driving in the “real world" requires your complete attention. 5th Worst Position: Scorpio - Oct. 23 to Nov. 22: The scorpion’s instinct is to get revenge, and driving is the perfect avenue to vent a little Scorpion road rage. If you pass a Scorpio, plan on being chased. 6th Worst Position: Taurus - Apr. 21 to May 21: The astrological sign for Taurus is the bull. They’re stubborn, and have an urge to charge at red lights. 7th Worst Position: Sagittarius - Nov. 23 to Dec. 21: They’re risk-takers, but they’re experienced risk takers, and know that stunt driving should be left to the professionals. This is a talkative group, and they should consider putting their cell phone down and just driving. 8th Worst Position: Capricorn - Dec. 22 to Jan. 20: Capricorn is goal oriented. They’re more concerned about the destination than the journey. They feel that the rules of the road are for other drivers to follow so that Capricorns can get to their destination faster. 9th Worst Position: Virgo - Aug. 24 to Sept. 23: Virgos have a nervous attention to detail. They made the cover of the Car Carma book. They’d be slamming their brakes on to avoid hitting a squirrel, but cause a 10 car pile-up. 3rd Best Position: Cancer - June 22 to July 23: They’re homebodies, and consider the roadway of drivers their extended family. But they’re a moody group, and would be the ones to honk at you for no reason at all. 2nd Best Position: Gemini - May 22 to June 21: Geminis are the original multi-taskers. They can eat, drink, read the newspaper, shave, or apply make-up all while driving, although this is NOT recommended, even if you're a Gemini. It’s the sign of the twins; while one is driving the other co-pilots. Number 1 Best: Leo - Jul. 24 to Aug. 23: Leo is generous, and comfortable in sharing the roadway. They‘re known for having a huge ego, which is their driving force to be the best. ---------------------------- Car Carma is an information packed book that describes which astrological signs represent the best and worst drivers. It also gives "insider information" on what you need to know about tickets, accidents, insurance and the law before it's too late. Car Carma is available in hard cover, and as an e-book, and can be purchased by going to: www.InsuranceHotline.com. Car Carma can happen anywhere, at anytime, even on the hit TV show, My Name Is Earl. Earl, upon discovering that he held a winning lottery ticket, was hit by a car and the ticket blows out of his hand as he lays unconscious on the street. Earl's life has been full of poor choices and mistakes, but after winning a small lottery jackpot, he has an epiphany and vows to change his ways. While recovering in the hospital and watching television, Earl discovers karma, thanks to talk-show host Carson Daly, who attributes his success to doing good for others. A light bulb goes off in Earl's head and he sets out to right every wrong he has done. Car Carma is here for you, for Earl, and even for the driver who ran Earl down, so everyone can improve their driving karma.
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