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Fun Beer Facts
Before invention of the thermometer, brewers used to check the temperature by dipping their thumb, to find whether appropriate for adding Yeast. Too hot, the yeast would die. This is where we get the phrase " The Rule of the Thumb" In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts. So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender used to yell at themto mind their own pints and quarts and settle down. From where we get "mind your own P's and Q's". After consuming a vibrant brew called Aul or Ale, the Vikings would go fearlessly to the battlefield, without their armour, or even their shirts. The "Berserk" means "bear shirt" in norse, and eventually to the meaning of wild battles. Way down in 1740, the Admiral Veron of the British fleet decided to water down the navy's rum, which naturally, the sailors weren't pleased with. They nicknamed the Admiral Old Grog, after the still stiff grogram coats he used to wear. The term grog soon began to mean the watered down dr

Why Obama Is 'skipping' West Virginia--and Getting Away With It
The next state on the Democratic primary schedule is, of course, West Virginia, which has Tuesday all to its amoeba-shaped self. Why is it, then, that Barack Obama has yet to book a single stop in, say, Shepherdstown, Charleston, Philippi, Sutton, Fayetteville, Fairlea or Bluefield--all of which have already hosted either Bill or Hillary Clinton? Because he has no chance of winning--and no one seems to care. Appearing on ABC's Nightline back in November 2007, Obama slipped into Bob Dole mode for this slightly overconfident assessment of his electoral chances: "Every place is Barack Obama country once Barack Obama's been there." The Mountain State seems unlikely to confirm his analysis--to put it mildly. Rasmussen released this year's first West Virginia poll in mid-March; it gave Clinton a 29-point advantage. The next survey, taken in early April, showed her ahead by a mere 15 points. But by the time May rolled around, Clinton's numbers had more than rebounded. In the lat

Friendships
“Life is a series of hellos and goodbyes, I’m afraid it’s time for goodbye again”. “Say goodbye to Hollywood” Billy Joel As I move forward in my life I have come to learn that friends are not a long term part of life. I know some people manage to maintain life long friendships, and I am truly envious of those people. I have also come to understand that this is not, and will not be the case for me. It’s kind of sad, but that is the way it is, I do not make long term or life long friends, my friendships tend toward short term, situational, sometimes intense. I fought this for a long time, and was too clingy and possessive too many times. I realize now that this is the way it is for me, and with this in mind I must accept it for what it is, and know when it is time to say goodbye and move on. I do not know if this makes me a bad person or not, I know I am a very private person, and can be aloof at times, truth be told now more so then ever I am more introverted then ever before in my

Fubux & Bling 4 Help In Contest
OK here it is people my fellow fu's you want bux I will give you bux..I will pay you bux for your comments, my Sexface BEBE is in her first contest, its for auto 11's and a blast that first place..Thats where we want her to be but we will settle for 2nd maybe even 3rd lets just get her some kind of a win. I will pay you to go comment bomb her, we need to catch up. Pm me if you will do this and how many comments you leave and tell the truth we will be checking. My other friend IKISSEDAGIRL will give out random bling to those who bomb as well. You have the chance to get bling and up to 3mil bux. SO what you say? Click the link and make some bux and my Sexface a winner :) THIS IS MY SEXFACE 'BEBE' HELP HER PLEASE!! PM ME IF AND WHEN YOU BOMB I NEED TO KNOW WHEN YOU ARE DONE SO I CAN GET YOU YOUR BUX!! THIS IS ME STEPHIEJO67... stephiejo67***surreals angels***@ fubar

First Night Out
The first real "go" at picture rating has shown just how far-out bastardly peoples can be. Give out a few bad ratings for pictures that looked like they were taken at the worst possible moments, or in the style of a facebook account (camera-phone/digital taken with outstretched arm). These, ladies and gents, a good photo does not make. If you took offense to my rating, talk to me; don't piss and moan about it secretly and leave nasty commentary. It's not worth the effort that could be spent figuring out why. ...and for Pete's sake folks: it's a picture, not someone's dignity hanging in the balance. "Gooze frabba" already! (quote from "Anger Management") My thanks to "Rhonda" for talking things through in an adult fashion. Best o' luck to ya lass.

Anger
Until this moment, I had not allowed myself to feel my hatred. Now my body felt huge and powerful. It felt good to be a monster, very good. My mind-all thoughts and feelings-seemed to vanish into the pleasure of the pain I gave him. His pain, my pleasure made a perfect desolation. I relished it...I look for ways to hurt as much as I have been hurt by the complete betrayal of trust. I TRUSTED him with his children, with MY children. "I inherited these hurtful, evil spirited monsters and their slimy, perverted companions from my deceptive relationship with a pedofile. It is painful to witness hate and anger explode from me, hurting those closest to me. The words and emotions that come out of my mouth seem beyond my control, coming from deep inside, exploding at their will - not mine." Anger always eats away at me no matter how hard I try to heal. I have anger against myself for not seeing what was happening right under my nose. And for holding back from telling the complete t

German Christmas Carol
Stille Nacht! Heilige Nacht! Alles schläft; einsam wacht Nur das traute hochheilige Paar. Holder Knab' im lockigten Haar, |: Schlafe in himmlischer Ruh! :| Stille Nacht! Heilige Nacht! Gottes Sohn, o wie lacht Lieb' aus deinem göttlichen Mund, Da uns schlägt die rettende Stund'. |: Jesus in deiner Geburt! :| Stille Nacht! Heilige Nacht! Die der Welt Heil gebracht, Aus des Himmels goldenen Höhn, Uns der Gnaden Fülle läßt sehn, |: Jesum in Menschengestalt! :|

The War Of The Races
The War is OVER !!! Do the research: historically, the Democratic party was originally peopled by racists. Untill 1904, their biggest bitch was that the Republicans supported equal rights for Blacks. Barack Obama has arisen as any American can. He fought through the same things anyone might have to. From money concerns, to peer pressure and drugs, to the rigors of higher education. He conceived of a dream to make things better. He learned the legal ways to do it, collected the needed support, and brought his vision to the People. He convinced a state to let him speak with their voices. He has now convinced the majority of our nation to allow him to lead us. His Political party was once dominated by those who would keep American blacks, and by extension ALL non-whites under the thumb of oppression. The very party that was originally built on the support of racists fighting against equal rights for Black Americans (read as former slaves), has now completed a COMPLETE r

How Do You Live?
You Live in the Present You take things one day at a time. And it turns out, that's a pretty great way to live. You aren't consumed by the past, and you're aren't obsessed with the future. You live in the now, and you enjoy each moment. While most people don't live in the present enough, make sure you don't live in it too much. It would be a mistake to forget your past or neglect to plan for the future. Do You Live in the Past, Present, or Future?

Ack...i Iz Having A Brown Day
You Are Having a Brown Day Today you are your normal responsible, serious self. You're getting done what needs to be done. And you're not too worried about how you're feeling. While you're all business, you are still warm and approachable. You are busy, but you're not too busy for a little fun down time. What Color Day Are You Having?

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Sometimes I sit and wonder if I am the only one With so many through your life are you sure I am the one I sit and think through the night and wonder if I should believe Do I trust you with my heart Am I setting myself up Ive been true to you Have you been true to me I wonder I worry

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There is a flower, It doesn't grow at night, It doesn't grow during day, It grows for the Love of those in pain; webs of fear, freedom encased, It's truth never lied. So loving, the dark and the light interfaced so sad, it must be torn by its own thorns, with blood tear it will reflect, from its hidden smile, It is caring never died. It is ever so lovely it is the rose for whom the Pierrot truly cried.

My Poems
YOUR EYES Your eyes. Are hypnotic. Put my in a trance like state. Are you my destiny. Can it be . Your my soulmate. Your eyes. A pretty. Sexy. Blue Flavor. Ready to kiss. Your lips. Sothe taste. I'll savor. Ready to touch. You. Squeeze you. Feel your thighs. Most of all I can't wait. To look in to your eyes. P.S. I LOVE YOU P.s. I love you. Heart felt between the twoof us. These words I speak with honest and trust. Let me whisper in your ear. My lover, My wife, The one I hold dear. P.s. I love you genuinely, sincerely, spokenstraight from my heart. To have and to hold til death do us part. TEAR DROP Tear drop. Fall like. Rain from the sky. Like water in a puddle. I can feel it buildin in my eye. A tear drop. Like a pain. So deep in my heart. I'm hurt, sad, want to cry. Where do I start? Please help me. Can you make it stop. My life is in a bubble. Better yet a tear drop. TIMES WE SHARE Some good some ba

Poem
You dwell in the shadows of my mind And in the heart that beats inside of me You are in the wind and rain as they reach my body You capture me with rays of the sun and bring me warmth Softly I whisper the sound of your name The joy I feel is overwhelming You are in the moon that lights my pathway as I walk at night You make my eyes flash like the stars twinkling in the skies My heart pounds as thunderous waves against the shore At the mere mention of your name Sweet sounds of birds singing announce your presence When you are near The sun is setting from the sky, so does the peace you bring- abide And in the quiet of the evening shadows the silence brings Thoughts of you to the fore... Awakening and stirring passions within By your side is where I wish to remain and in your arms, forevermore Feeling the safety of your tender harbor, as a ship when it sights shore Your smile is the day's beginning and lovingly brings it to a close Your voice is like a gentle lu

Girls Kissing Latest Trend
There are several websites and "girly" magazines that are claming that girls kissing (each other) is the latest trend and their placing the blame on the ever so popular song "I Kissed a Girl" by Katy Perry. I don't know who started this story, but whoever did needs to do some research. Girls kissing each other isn't anything new and Katy Perry isn't the first female to sing about it. Can't forget about Jill Sabule's "I Kissed a Girl" song. There is a psychiatrist by the name of Dr. Lawrence Abrams that says girls don't understand what they're doing. "The kids are getting into it because they heard something about it being dangerous, and exciting, and 'let's try something new to get attention.'" Dangerous? With all due respect to the "Doc" if he thinks that girls kissing each other is dangerous than he is the one that needs to see a doctor! Again girls kissing each other is not new. In the early 1990's we saw the first lesbian kiss on Prime time television since then the

Lesbian And Bisexuals
No I am not lesbian,I stand up for them no matter what. Some days I do want to become lesbian but I know I won't cause I am still into guy's...yes they have either broken my heart or I did there's but I am not gonna change that. I am very stubborn I know but life is not gonna change for me because I am to impatient if life wanted me to be lesbian I would have been that already if life wants me bisexual than thats what I am, if I am straight then thats what I choose. But my attraction towards woman isn't gonna change cause of one thing that I achieved. So for right now I am gonna say I am bisexual or bicurious cause I still want to finish part of my dream but I will have to wait. So everyone enjoy the new background and if you don't like what I said then you can leave my profile I don't care how many friends I lose cause I accept who I am.... Love, Amber this is for my myspace and other sites....but still only want ladies on my list.

Lesbian Fanatsy
A hot smokey beautiful blonde With another blonde Give each other a kiss Grow's deeper As the room get's hotter When the light go down The clothes come off For their beautiful bodies To fragrance the heatness An the smell of their bodies Breasts pressed against eachother Pussies grinding With each moan Eating eachother Beyond pleasure's That the bond grow's To a cold shower They go for more fun What's next?

11.07.08 - Jewel - Foolish Games
SONG VERSION BELOW FOOLISH GAMES - JEWEL VIDEO VERSION BELOW Foolish Games - Jewel LYRICS BELOW You took your coat off And stood in the rain You were always crazy like that And I watched from my window Always felt I was outside Looking in on you You were always the mysterious one with Dark eyes and careless hair, you were Fashionably sensitive but too cool to care You stood in my doorway With nothing to say Besides some comment on the weather Well, in case you failed to notice In case you failed to see This is my heart, bleeding before you This is me down on my knees These... foolish games are Tearing me apart And your, thoughtless words... Are breaking my heart You're breaking my heart You were always brilliant in the morning Smoking your cigarettes And talking over coffee You philosophies on art, Baroque moved you, you loved Mozart And you'd speak of your loved ones As I clumsily strummed my guitar Teach me of honest th

Unique Things About You
What is your favorite saying? - How coordinated are you? - What annoyes you the most about a person? - Do you have trust issues? - If you where on an island, name one person you would take. - If the person that you like/love asked you to marry them right now, money not and object and no age limit for marriage, you would say: - Would you rather always be wrong or hit every red light for the rest of your life? - What is the worst injury you've ever had? - Would you die for someone? If so, who? - Name something wrong that happened today: - Do you think your friends gossip behind your back? - Do you think you have OCD? - Your favorite thing to do when you're alone: -

Are You A Tease
Are you a tease? You've got a blind date with your friend's cousin, who looks pretty hot from pictures. You wear: A top that looks great on you and reveals a little skin and your best fitting jeans. Something very form fitting. A preppy shirt and khakis.. something conservative so they won't get the wrong idea! Your new next door neighbor is gorgeous and has a perfect view of your pool. The next time you go swimming... You go at night so they won't be able to peek! Invite them to come over for a dip... You go in your most scandalous swimsuit and make sure they're watching! You're waiting to meet some friends and the bartender is totally hitting on you. You... Order a sex on the beach and tell them a steamy story (fictitious as it may be) about you having sex on the beach Figure the bartender hits on everybody and focus your energy on finding your friends Ask the bartender to write their number on your napkin

Some People Can Be Wierd
Ya so i haven't talked to this person in a longggg time, So i was cleaning out my contacts and friends on here and what not. Then i get an instant message from the person whining why did i delete him. Oh come on! Then sends me a message on facebook and says oh ya I can play at this game too and delete you from everything! lol I say like I care, go ahead and delete me. And what game? So I deleted people I don't keep in touch with anymore. Why would he take it so personally? And he writes on his fubar thing something about how the jelouse people make him laugh. What the heck do i have to be jelouse of? He'S jobless and sits on his computer all day, Oh ya i am burning with jelousy lol anyway thats it for now. Oh how people can be weird!

Good Bye Everyone!
Well I am going to delete this fubar account soon and give my bro all my fubucks. Its been fun. But now a days I barely ever make it on here as I am working all the time. And when I do come on I don't really do anything. So good by too all my fufriends and I am glad to have met some of you or the ones I talked to. So have fun all of you :) Keep smiling .... Dee, Muahhhh!!!!

Fallin’
Fallin’ Just seeing you makes everything fine Wonder, how you always make me smile There may be these spaces between time Yet with you, all things just seem to rhyme With your song, I find myself singing You seem to give my life its meaning Never thought I would have this feeling Don’t know if I could handle this thing I look at you in splits of a glance Haven’t you noticed even just once? I know I might stumble in this dance Still, I’d try to give my self a chance

New Band!! & Songs!!!
HEY EVERYONE HOW ARE YOU DOING....I AM WRITING A NEW BLOG ABOUT MY FRIENDS BAND THAT HE HAS PUT TOGETHER & HE REALLY NEEDS EVERY ONES HELP...FOR THOSE WHO HAVE MYSPACE..WHICH I THINK ALMOST EVERYONE DOES..LOL..BUT HE NEEDS EVERY ONES SUPPORT TO GET HIS SONGS HEARD SO PLEASE VISIT THE LINK BELOW & ADD THE SONGS & DONT FORGET TO TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT THEM!! THANKS ALOT!! WITH LOTS OF LOVE!

Hello
true word may be a confort to some ..while to others telling the truth hurts so they like to get back at you.so they will stoop to any level to hurt you . but noone can hurt you unless you let them .just take a blind eye ..and follow on as you are ...the truth will set you free

Home
TODAY IS JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS . I MISS MY HOME IN LAWTON, OK REALLY BAD. I KNOW THAT LEAVING TO COME TO OREGAN TO BE CLOSE TO MY LITTLE GIRL WAS THE BEST THING FOR ME BUT I MISS ALL OF MY FRIENDS. I HAVE BEEN HERE FOR LIKE 6 MONTHS AND HAVE MET LIKE TO PEOPLE WHO R REALLY COOL BUT AT HOME I HAD AT LEAST 50 CLOSE FRIENDS I GUESS I JUST GOT TO DEAL WITH IT

My Dream Last Night
I had the weirdest dream last night. I had a baby with Rocks. I was the mother and she was the father. The baby was super cute and I was super proud of him. I was holding him in the hospital room and Rocks was passing out cigars filled iwth a special ingrediant. We still hadn't named the baby cause I wanted to name him after my grandfather and I also wanted to name the baby Rocks Jr. While I was thinking about this Brad Pitt came into the room. He wanted to congratulate me on the birth of my son and he asked to hold the baby. Then the QUEEN walked in Angelina Jolie. She came and sat on the bed and started to pet my head and talk about how hard it is for a woman to have a baby and that she was proud of me because I did it without drugs and was looking good. I was awed by her and didn't want her to remove her hand from my head. Then all of sudden Rocks came running into the room screaming "Wheres my son?". I was like Brad is holding him and Angelina got up and said I will go get him....

Today On The Planet: Rock Adds New Music Lounges, Ac/dc And New Gnr, Ozzy On Guitar Heros, Reaction To Obama Victory
Linkin Park Hit the Studio in L.A.: “We Have a Ton of Material” Mike Shinoda will always make time for important business. Linkin Park’s rapper-songwriter-producer has already been sketching out new Tom Morello Celebrates Change, Rouses Rabble in Vancouver In light of Tuesday night’s election results, Tom Morello will not be moving to Canada. This news prompted a sold-out audience at Vanco... The Ozzman Playeth Osbourne discovers Guitar Hero: World Tour Sitting underneath a chandelier with its light bulbs screwed into metal bats, Ozzy Osbourne — the self-proclaimed "Prince of Fuckin' Da... AC/DC Score Hit With Wal-Mart G n' R to sell through Best Buy; are big-box stores the future? At 12:01 A.M. on October 20th, Wal-Mart opened a temporary 3,000-square-foot store on Hollywood Boulevard devoted entirely to AC/DC's n... Kanye West, Wilco, Beyonce, Mellencamp Shout Out Historic Obama Victory In the wake of Barack Obama’s historic victory Tuesday night, a steady

Dream Chaser
Hatred is a bitter, damaging emotion. It winds itself through the blood, infecting its host and driving it forward without any reason. Its view is jaundiced and it skews even the clearest eyesights. Sacrifice is noble and tender. It's action of a host who values others above himself. Sacrifice is bought through love and decency. It is truly heroic. Vengeance is an act of violence. It allows those who have been wronged to take back some of what was lost to them. Unlike sacrifice, it gives back to the one who practices it. Love is deceitful and sublime. In its truest form,it brings out the best in all beings. At its worst, it's a tool used to manipulate and ruin anyone who is stupid enough to hold it. Don't be stupid. Sacrifice is for the weak. Hatred corrupts. Love destroys. Vengeance is the gift of the strong. Move forward, not with hatred, not with love. Move forward with purpose. Take back what was stolen. Make those who laughed at your

The Answering Machine
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world-famous International Institute of Answering Machine Answers... ~~~~~ My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished. ~~~~~ A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So leave a message. ~~~~~ Hi. This is John. If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money. ~~~~~ Hi, I'm not home right now but my answering machine is, so you can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep. ~~~~~ Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets. ~~~~~ Hello, this is Sal

Obama Reportedly Plans To Try Regional Approach In Afghanistan
WASHINGTON (Reuters) – President-elect Barack Obama plans to try a more regional approach to the war in Afghanistan including possible talks with Iran, The Washington Post reported on Tuesday, citing national security advisers to Obama. The president-elect also intends to move ahead with a planned deployment of thousands of additional U.S. troops to Afghanistan and refocus on the hunt for al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden, the newspaper reported. However, the Obama team is far from working out how to bring bin Laden back to the forefront of the U.S. counter-terrorism agenda, The Washington Post reported. Obama received his first high-level intelligence briefing as president-elect last week. While emphasizing the importance of continuing U.S. operations against Pakistan-based Taliban fighters who attack U.S. forces in Afghanistan, the incoming administration intends to remind Americans about the fight against Islamist extremists and the September 11 attacks, the newspaper said

11.11.08 - Radiohead - Karma Police
SONG VERSION BELOW Karma Police - Radiohead VIDEO VERSION BELOW Karma Police - Radiohead LYRICS BELOW Karma police, arrest this man He talks in maths He buzzes like a fridge He's like a detuned radio Karma police, arrest this girl Her Hitler hairdo Is making me feel ill And we have crashed her party This is what you'll get This is what you'll get This is what you'll get when you mess with us Karma police, I've given all I can It's not enough I've given all I can But we're still on the payroll This is what you'll get This is what you'll get This is what you'll get when you mess with us For a minute there I lost myself I lost myself Phew, for a minute there I lost myself I lost myself Oh for a minute there I lost myself I lost myself Phew, for a minute there I lost myself I lost myself

Married Life - Omg - Lmao!
Well how true is this ?????? A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right back.' 'Where are you going, Coochy Coo?' asked the wife. 'I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face,' he answered. I'm going to have a beer.' The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?' She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany , Holland , Japan , India , etc... The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, 'Yes, Lollipop... But at the bar... Youknow...they have frozen glasses... ' He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, 'You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?' She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills Just holding it. The husban

Woundering Through The Sea
Wondering Through The Sea Through the seas I have wonder, And the mines I have seen, Nothing is great then thy words in deed, I am open to you as a book should be open to read, Thy heart is there for ye to keep, Things may change in the future for you and me, But, Thy feelings will stay the same for you from me!! By: Jess L. Burris Jr.

Thy Newest Dreams For You
Thy Newest Dreams For You Here I sit in this place, My heart swept away by your taste, Now in this time I see, Things are the best for you and me; See the love that has been given unto you, Thy hear is thus true, Thy mind is not so blue, Old memories will suppress, But; Time will not be depressed, Your life has changed, A new hand of cards are dealt, What Will Your Choice Be? I got with you by the way you felt! By: Jess L. Burris Jr.

Thy Finest Jewel
Thy Finest Jewel I love you too thy finest jewel to thy heart, I seek I wish thin was mine too hold and keep forever in my arms to stay wishing to hold thy beauty every day, In my heart is where I find you warmth and loving is so true, Yet my mortal soul may weep I cry out with me on one knee Will You Marry Me? I mean this to be true to me from my heart to yours, I wish to be one with you only if that dream may come true, Just by the answer that you may give on this very day, I Love You With All My Heart!!! By: Jess L. Burris Jr. June 19, 2008?

My Eagle
My Eagle I am free as an eagle, My wings spread a far, The people amongest me is the wind beneath my wings, So, You never lost me I'm still watching through the eagle eye's, I stand strong and proud through this afterlife, Hold your head up high: And, Know everything will be alright, I am the Eagle in the sky! By:Jess L. Burris Jr. Inspired By Jerry A Burris. As he soars through the life like an EAGLE!

11.13.08 - Linkin Park - Breaking The Habit
SONG VERSION BELOW Breakin The Habit - Linkin Park VIDEO VERSION BELOW Breaking The Habit - Linkin Park LYRICS BELOW Memories consume Like opening the wound I'm picking me apart again You all assume I'm safe here in my room Unless I try to start again [ Chorus ] I don't want to be the one The battles always choose Cuz inside I realize That I'm the one confused I don't know what's worth fighting for Or why I have to scream I don't know why I instigate And say what I don't mean I don't know how I got this way I know it's not alright So I'm breaking the habit I'm breaking the habit Tonight Clutching my cure I tightly lock the door I try to catch my breath again I hurt much more Than anytime before [ Find more Lyrics at www.mp3lyrics.org/mV ] I had no options left again [ Chorus ] I dont want to be the one The battles always choose Cuz inside I realize That I'm the one confused I don't know what's worth fighting for O

My Plans For The Rest The Week
1. Finish my Chinese Civ paper today. Its only 6-8 pages so consider it done and I haven't even started. 2. Finish my 1918 flu epidemic paper. I just need to write it up. 3. Saturday there is a round dance on campus and I am going to help set up and bring my friend Joy to the round dance. 4. Enjoy the rest of the weekend.

Can The Adult Adoptee Obtain A Copy Of The Original Birth Certificate?
For those adoptions where the parental rights were terminated prior to May 28, 1945 or after September 12, 1980 a copy of the original certificate of birth may be made available to the adopted person providing there is no denial statement on file with the Central Adoption Registry. To obtain a copy of the live certificate of birth, the court or agency that provided the identifying information would release the proper paperwork to the adopted person who can then present the document to: Department of Community Health Customer Services Section 3423 North Martin Luther King Blvd. PO Box 30721, Lansing, MI 48909 The Department of Community Health charges a $26.00 fee for this service. For those adoptions that occurred between May 28, 1945 and September 12, 1980, the release of the original birth certificate is contingent upon a court order.

Learn~ Adoptee Rights History And Law
ARTICLE 6. RECORDS OF ADOPTION PROCEEDING: RETENTION, CONFIDENTIALITY, AND ACCESS SECTION 6-101. RECORDS DEFINED. Unless the context requires otherwise, for purposes of this Article, "records" includes all documents, exhibits, and data pertaining to an adoption. SECTION 6-102. RECORDS CONFIDENTIAL, COURT RECORDS SEALED. (a) All records, whether on file with the court, or in the possession of an agency, the [Registrar of Vital Records or Statistics], a lawyer, or other provider of professional services in connection with an adoption, are confidential and may not be inspected except as provided in this [Act]. (b) During a proceeding for adoption, records are not open to inspection except as directed by the court. (c) Within 30 days after a decree of adoption becomes final, the clerk of the court shall send to the [Registrar], in addition to the report of adoption required by Section 3-801, a certified copy of any document signed pursuant to Section 2-404(e) and filed in t

Viii. Legalized Anonymous Infant Abandonment / Safe Haven Laws
What are Safe Haven Laws? In an attempt to prevent unsafe abandonment of babies and neonaticide, over forty states have passed Safe Haven (sometimes called Baby Moses) laws since 1999. While statutes vary from state to state, most include the following provisions: Parent(s) or those designated by a parent(s) may anonymously drop off an "unwanted infant" at a Safe Haven center (hospital emergency room, fire station, police station). No questions are asked. No identification of parent(s) is required. No social or medical history of baby is required. Age of Safe Haven babies ranges from birth to five days; some states permit up to thirty days (South Dakota permits anonymous abandonment up to one year). In about half of the states immunity from prosecution for abandonment is granted to parent(s) if there is no evidence of abuse or neglect; in the other half, states allow affirmative defense to prosecution. Are Safe Haven Laws Necessary and Do They Work? Despite their good

The Truth About Open Adoption
The Truth about Open Adoption Open adoption is presented to you like a beautiful box of candy. But when the box is opened, it is empty inside. The promises made by seemingly kind prospective adopters nearly always fade within a year or two after an open adoption is finalized. They want a baby. But they don't want you. Natural family members (who are referred to by the dehumanizing term "birth relatives") must know "their place" and be careful not to say something to upset adopters or their adoption will be closed. Read "Open Adoption The Wall" to see how adoption may affect natural mothers, grandparents, siblings and even the child who has been adopted-out. All adoptions - whether closed or open adoptions - are based on the lie that the adopters gave birth and are the mother and father of the child they have acquired. They are based on the lie that the child is "as if" born to them. When prospective adopters say they will respect the mother of the child they plan to ta

Adoption: The Damage To Children
Dear Expectant Mother, If you are considering surrendering your child for adoption, please reconsider. That unborn baby is your flesh and blood and your child needs YOU in order to truly thrive. When your baby is born, it is your heartbeat that he or she wishes to rest against. It is your voice he or she is waiting to hear. Your sound, your unique scent, the very cells in your body became known to your child before birth. Bonding is already accomplished before the first cry is heard. Do not deny the wisdom of your own flesh. You need your child and your child needs you. "But why does everyone say I should 'place my baby' for adoption?" Adoption agencies, adoption lawyers, even charities, have an agenda: to make money. Money for wages, money for expansion, money for year-end bonuses, and for businesses: profit. To do so, they must convince you to relinquish your baby (now called "making an adoption plan") so they can broker that baby to a paying customer for a

Open Records Debate: Why Adoption Records Closed
Listening to politicians, "b---mother privacy" is the reason universally given for keeping North American adoption records. Natural parents are thus portrayed as the obstacle to open records, or the lobby who demanded that records be closed, to "get on with their lives" and prevent being found by their lost children. Nothing could be further from the truth. "The general public assumption seems to be that, from the beginning, adoption records were closed in large part to protect the birth mother's identity. But that isn't the case at all" - Professor Elizabeth J. Samuels, Baltimore School of Law. The Lobby for Closed Records: "Secrecy in adoption probably has its roots in a desire to protect the child from interference from the biological parents and to hide the often illegitimate circumstances of the child's origins." - Ministry of Communications and Social Services Report by the Committee on Record Disclosure to Adoptees (1976) "Legal adoption in America only came into be

Adoption Questions, Answers, Faqs
1. What is a "BIRTHMOTHER"? Why was this term invented? The word "birthmother" was invented about 25 years ago by the North American adoption industry to refer to women who have surrendered their babies. Before that time, we were referred to as natural mothers or real mothers. Read the article "Birthmother Means Breeder" by Diane Turski Why? The term "birthmother" was invented to limit our role in our children's lives to 1) being production units ("breeders" as social workers also called us) whose sole purpose was to serve a genital function, and 2) to having only been parents at the time of birth, but not afterwards. To call a woman a "birthmother" is another way to call her an incubator. During the time before we had much of a voice - when we were still shamed into silence - the “positive adoption language” people moved in for the kill and stole what rightfully belongs to us and every other woman who has given birth: the titles of “mother,” “mom,” “natural mother,”

A Lil 411
Whats up all? I got umm 4 friends on this list? lol...But I just wanna state a few things here and get it out the way with because im not gonna be doing constant blogging about my feelings like a journal anymore. Like it says on my about me Im not gonna be excepting just anyones request especially blank requests, to me it just says im a number to them, only exceptions will be some people I already know. I just dont wanna get in the game nomore here. Imma rate and shit but Im not gonna risk getting fucked over more and meeting more psycho courtney love bitches like I always do. Lol...I REALLY didnt wanna delete again and people know I didnt, it wasent out of something small this time for those who already know what my past week has been like :( BUT here I am refreshed and ready for the world. Peace to all... Jay

Dream Music
It's getting near dawn The lights close their tired eyes I'll soon be with you, my love To give you my dawn surprise I'll stay with you, darling, soon I'll stay with you 'til the seas are dried up I've been waiting so long To be where I'm going In the sunshine of your love Be with me, my love The light shining through on you Be with me, my love It's the morning and just we two I'll stay with you, darling, soon I'll stay with you 'til the seas are dried up I've been waiting so long To be where I'm going In the sunshine of your love Be with me, my love The light shining through on you Be with me, my love It's the morning and just we two I'll stay with you, darling, soon Oh, 'til the seas are dried up I've been waiting so long To be where I'm going In the sunshine of your love In the sunshine of your love In the sunshine of your love Let me do it again! This makes me want to be with the man I love

Making Love To You
A touch of skin soft and slippery, With the hint of hint of sweat. We fought our resistance beneath the cool sheets, As the wind flowed from the window above us. Eyes met briefly and begged for the chance, To abandon all of our uncertainties. You began your work on my lips, Probing gently as if drawing sex, From a deep well of longing and need. Then heated tongues met in the midst, Of hot and quickening breath. And greedily we drank the wine of our lusts. Then intoxicated with those spirits, Our clothes found resting place on the floor. Piece by piece, Until there were no hiding places, For the two glistening and wanting bodies. Hunger revealed in this hot moment. Then skin meshed with skin, As the floor became the stage. You moved atop of me easily, And lowered yourself gently. Kissing me as I was filled with you. As a gasp broke the kiss, Your hands stroked the stray strands, Away from my forehead, then became entangled. Our slow rhythm gave way, To urgen

Chapter 1 More To Cum.....
As you get in from work you walk up to the front door I open it anticipating you. I wrap my arms around you and kiss you, you can smell dinner in the oven. I lead you to the bathroom slowly undress you and watch you climb in to the hot bath already waiting for you . I gently slip in with you and massage your scalp, asking you how your day was. Kiss you then lightly massage your temples run my fingers down your jaw lean forward and nibble on your ear saying “ after dinner I got a surprise for you” I slowly bath you trailing my fingers ever so softly over your whole body. We get out and dry off wrapped in our towels I serve you your dinner then go to our room. You come in after you have finished eating. I am wearing a short baby pink skirt with a white tank top and 6 inch white high heels. I push you in to the chair I set up in the middle of the room. I straddle you grinding slowly against you each time you try and touch me I push your hands away. I stand up Look you deep i

Bitter Sweet Harmonies
self indulging on bittersweet harmonies addicted to pleasure but in the face of pain i writhe with no claim of the sensation that never does better it is clear all that i cherish will not perish the strong blood between my lover and i emotion plays its game and bitter sweet harmonies stand next to last but i beg it will happen fast my mind is steadily becoming perplexed

Oh How I Crave You
HOW DO I EXPLAIN THE WAY I FEEL WOULD YOU UNDERSTAND? MY FEELINGS FOR YOU WOULD YOU BELIEVE HOW I CRAVE YOUR TOUCH THE SOFTNESS OF YOUR LIPS THE TIME YOU TAKE WHEN YOUR LOVING ME THE HUNGER FOR YOU IS SO DEEP THE OCEAN IS SHALLOW. THE FIRE THAT BURNS WITHIN ME HELL COULDN'T TAME SO TO SAY I WANT YOU IS A UNDERSTATEMENT MY HEART ACHES FOR YOU I CRAVE YOU............

My Deepest Fears
Deep Inside I feel the pain Seems like only I know its name Hatred beyond hates Blackened heart darkened mind Life with out love Is the life that is mine? Can I find love that is true? Or am I cursed to this darkness Try as I might My mind dies slowly It to the darkest realms When I am through Will I find me? Or a product of society These minions of hate Show me That life is done But I want To see the light My heart is cold But I crave the fire The fire of love I see it deep inside people But where is it in me Deeply I search But all I find is fears So am I afraid to love Or am I afraid to be loved?

Ready For You
Take my hand and lead the way; tell me all you want to say. Whisper softly in my ear, all those things I want to hear. Kiss my lips and touch my skin; bring out passions deep within. Pull me close and hold me near; take away my pain and fear. In the darkness of the night, be my beacon, shine your light. In the brightness of the sun, show me that you are the one. Give me wings so I can fly; for I can soar when you're nearby. Enter my heart, break down the wall, it's time for me to watch it fall. I've been a prisoner, can't you see? Break my chains and set me free. Strip me of my armor tight; you'll find I won't put up a fight. Release my soul held deep within . . . I'm ready now, let love begin.

Question Of Life
Deep inside I feel the pain seems only I know its name hatred beyond hate blackened heart darkened mind life without love is the life of mine can I find a love that's true Or am I for ever damned to the darkness of hate try as I might my mind slowly dies in to the darkest realms of chaos when my life is through will I find me? Or will I find a product of society?

Losing You
That night the outside came in I can still hear your silent screams it was like the me with out the e Part of me missing part of me gone your poison deep within my soul your words ripped my heart tortured my mind tainted my flesh You promised me heaven brought me hell your blue eyes dazzled your words entranced stumbling in to the darkness to your trap I fell back in to the worming holes here alone and afraid you have left me as free as a caged bird Gagging on the ashes of technology

Mind In A Box
And I will never see the truth This is not a matter of my youth I do not need anybody else Bonds would put my mind into cells And I will never know I was wrong Never listen to those truly strong I do not fear anything that's not me Ignorance is the ultimate key But I wouldn't want to live like this forever But change myself? Never never! The very thought sends shivers down my spine I'm sure everything everything will be fine I am the one who cries out at night For somebody to change my very core Not sure why I live in endless fright Doomed to love only myself for evermore I am the one who has no real friends Shallow people flocking to my banner Always trying to make easy amends Cherishing my own overbearing manner Life - always fragile I will never change Love - always fleeting I will never change Life - always fragile I will never change Love - always fleeting I will never change But I wouldn't want to live like this forever Maybe I really wa

Loving Someone Afraid Of Commitment
Loving someone afraid of commitment. hoping someday they will see, you love them unconditionally. is it just a dream you don't want to let go? or is loving them what they need? afraid to let go of the one you need. holding them for a moment seems like fantasy. how do you tell what you feel? how do you show you are for real? how do you hold back the tears? how do you hide your fears? loving someone afraid of commitment can't give up can't fall to your fears love them unconditionally they will dry your tears

The Puzzle
Like the pieces of a puzzle Thing can just come together From the realm of chaos They can fit one another It is one grand design Painting a pretty picture But not for all time If ones not careful It shatters and fades away Back to the realm of chaos It again falls that way Like pieces of a jigsaw puzzle Things can just come together Things can fade away If ones not careful

Whats Happening
Contemplating the animating of my brain I'm feeling like I'm in a place where only strain remains Futuristic and artistic are the words I hear shutting down all around everything near is fear feeling the wind across my grin its all coming to an end if I stray till the day can I still pray? douse the flames with sugar and spice living in pain this perfect paradise who's turn to play? roll the dice....

Hopeless
Straining eyes mourn, searching for hope. Aching ears strain to hear a calming melody. A craving tongue moistens to taste innocence. Flaring nostrils quiver, chasing after a faint aroma. Burning flesh begs for a cooling touch. Cut off, an island of malcontent, wrestling with demons and grasping for doves, where is strength? Ragged holes and bitter pits strewn across the path, where is grace? Cruel hands move in slow circles, but no time passes internally. Mother nature's leaves wilt and die, replaced with tender buds and yet nothing grows inside. Cursed fallow heart, polluted with lies, bears no fruit for happiness.

Price Of A Tiresome Letter
Random words on a blank sheet of paper spilling soulful mystries upon a tablet of deceipt and lies notes of a song in my heart onto a letter of hate and betrayal expressing my love! to one who cares nothing of me envy and hate tears us apart wind takes you away with this letter you carry my soul written down to expose or to cherish is beyond my pride playing with emotions as a cat plays with a mouse to torture or to cure the ailment of my disease your love is the only cure

Master Of Puppets
master of puppets spin round and round you use us as slaves almost like clowns we feel no feelings we have no taste but this game we are playing is more that a race im beginning to feel to think on my own but all i am feeling is that i am owned that i am a puppet and you are a master when we work together our lives go much faster

Ode To A Lifetime....
I know in my heart this love is forever your body your soul I will cherish and treasure, Like a best friend and sometimes as a lover I can hope and I can try that no one ever will discover, My passion for you is the blossom of a flower bursting with beauty and color whilst awaiting your eminent power, Welcome to my bottomless heart for this empty soul of mine is filled with love and happiness could only be withdrawn as a fine, The choreographed movements of our melodramatic lives to retrieve our blessed love the rest of the world strives.

My Love
I see you. When your no where to be seen. I hear you, when your voice is not present. I feel your touch.Yet you've never touched me. I feel you by my side. Yet, your thousands of miles away.You hold me when I lay in bed at night. Eeven tho Im the only one in it. You kiss me. I feel it purely. From a far you are. But our souls and hearts are locked together by destiny. The love so pure. It never has to be questioned. So unconditional, that neither one of us doubt each other. So faithful, the question never asked. Soon to be together. No fear for our future. No concearn if we will make it. A relationship that feels years old. But is only a mere few weeks old. Were no longer You or I. Were us, locked together by dedicated undying love. Unmatched, unchalleneged, never ending. You are my heart. I am yours. We are us. Forever yours for you are my life. I love you april till the day I die and far beyond. For our love is endless and forever immortal.

Lol
25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE . 'If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.' 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 'You better pray that will come out of the carpet.' 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL . 'If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!' 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. ' Because I said so, that's why.' 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC . 'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me.' 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 'Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.' 7. My mother taught me IRONY 'Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about.' 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 'Shut your mouth and eat your supper.' 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM . 'Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!

Omg Cant Believe This
dark angel is leaving fubar i know she has had alot of drama on here and she is sick some people just tend to forget about real life and friends this pisses me off that she is leaving so be it so am i

Thanksgiving
everybody's looking for something even a way out of what ever. got milk be happy you do... this holiday give some love or food or a coat or even a hug to a stranger a friend a family member...like a lot of us we have no one to love so in that case give of yourself and love you... no matter how bad one may feel this season never forget your loved...dont believe me give me a call and ill love you right now? happy holidays everybody and god bless each and everyone of you...xoxoxo

Feelings At The Time
Image Author: cswandering Word count: 142 What you see is what you get No in between the lines Eyes deep and experienced In the pain of telling lies Arms strong from the life of picking up the mess Caused by those who claim to care The heavy burdens of others test Just seemed to much to bare To ease her starving mind Knowledge is not always learning I am opening my eyes The teacher of life's lesson Are you listening to me? I can save you from the pain Let these words set you free With pen in hand and an open mind I write these words on your heart Hearing is the first step Listening is the hardest part I wrap my arms around you all I hope you all grow strong My will seems extreme I refuse to let you fall I will hang on with all that I have Because its only an image that you see Looking into the lake Not the real me So the mis truths I now forsake

X's
For Matthew I was new in town but I was older somehow Nothing as it seemed So I picked up the phonebook Alone and stubbling across the page I havent thought of you until today As if your memory was swept away I call an old friend Your name came up We all loved you You chose me To hold your innocence For eternity Im sure there were reasons we had justified We decided it wasnt love We had to try You see best friends like us we didn't want hurt So instead of you losing it to some trick Or me getting hurt by a jerk We layed in the shed The next morning light You fell In love It just felt right You wanted the future So bright and new You kissed me so gently and begged me to stay I said I must go even further away That is the last time I saw My sweet Matty Beals Till his funeral this year His heart I still feel

"anna Shadow Leveler"
I made an agrrement with Anna the shadow leveler to level Me to my current level and a 3 month VIP for some animation that she has on her site... She has indeed helped me level to the current level but has yet to send the 90 day VIP status... I couldnt believe that she would renig on the agreement, I have always had high respect for her.... Funny how people arnt as they seem... saddens me to think shes this way, but I have yet to see the 90 day VIP.... My artwork doesnt take just a few minutes to create, they take time I hold valuable.... its truly a shame....

Find Someone...
Find someone who isn't afraid to admit that they miss you. Someone who knows that you are not perfect, but treats you as if you are. Someone whose biggest fear is losing you. Someone who gives their heart completely. Someone who says I LOVE YOU and means it. Last but not least, find someone who wouldn't mind wakin' up with you in the morning, seeing your wrinkles and your gray hair but still falls in love with you all over again.....

Icp Song Lyrics (hey Why Not?)
Death Comes wicked painful and slow at the hands of malinko. Great malinko in your mind dont look now your life is gone this is all because of you what you got youre self in to. -The Great Malinko Halls of illusions visit yours and see what could of and would of been real but you had to fuck up trhe whole deal. Lets walk the hallway its a long way that takes all day and when you get to the end you'll find a chair see all the blood yea your boy was just here. - Halls of Illuions Jake and Jack and the dark carnival remove your hats or we'll cut off your heads show respect yous amost the dead. Dont like wiggers and richie boys- The amazing jackel brothers Its the boogy woogy man keep your light on for as long as you can and when it cuts off so does your head boogie woogie waits your bed with a knife cut through the bottom little jimmy jimmy opps got em. -Boogie woogie man Angels Dance with the cryptic Fairies -Forgotten Freshness Vol.3 (Just so every one knows Im

The Gender Of The Computer..
A spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. 'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.' 'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.' A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?' Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation. The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because: 1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic; 2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else; 3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself

Life Is About.....
1.) Take a 10-30 minute walk every day. And while you walk, smile. It is the best antidepressant. 2.) Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day. 3.) Buy a Tivo (DVR), tape your late night shows & get more sleep. 4.) When you wake up in the morning complete the following statement, ’My purpose is to________ today. 5.) Live with the 3 E’s -- Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy. 6.) Watch more movies, play more games & read more books than you did last year. 7.) Always pray. Always. 8.) Spend more time with people over the age of 70 & under the age of Six. 9.) Dream more while you are awake. 10.) Eat more foods that grow on trees & plants & eat less foods that are manufactured in plants. 11.) Drink green tea & plenty of water. Eat blueberries, wild Alaskan salm on, broccoli, almonds & walnuts. 12.) Try to make at least 3 people smile every day. 13.) Clear your clutter from your house, your car, your desk & let new & flowing energy into your life.

Charles Bukowski
born like this into this as the chalk faces smile as Mrs. Death laughs as the elevators break as political landscapes dissolve as the supermarket bag boy holds a college degree as the oily fish spit out their oily prey as the sun is masked we are born like this into this into these carefully mad wars into the sight of broken factory windows of emptiness into bars where people no longer speak to each other into fist fights that end as shootings and knifings born into this into hospitals which are so expensive that it's cheaper to die into lawyers who charge so much it's cheaper to plead guilty into a country where the jails are full and the madhouses closed into a place where the masses elevate fools into rich heroes born into this walking and living through this dying because of this muted because of this castrated debauched disinherited because of this fooled by this used by this pissed on by this made crazy and sick by this made violent made in

The Boy In The Window
One day while I was shopping with my mother, we were walking past a store with a big front window. In this window there was a little boy, just standing there looking back at me. He had a black eye and bruised cheek. And the look in his eyes was so sad. They were filled with so much pain and sadness that just looking into them brought tears to my eyes. And I turned away. Some years later, while walking past the store again, I saw that same little boy. He had grown some but it was apparent that it was the same boy. He still had bruised cheeks and his nose was taped up from being broken. In his eyes I could still see all his pain, his loneliness, his sadness. Once again it brought tears to my eyes, and once again I turned away. In my teenage years, I walked past the store again. And again the boy was there. He had grown into a tall young man. No bruises on his face this time. But his eyes had changed. They hadn't lost their sadness or their pain or loneliness, but they

Depression Prayer
May we discover through pain and torment, the strength to live with grace and humor. May we discover through doubt and anguish, the strength to live with dignity and holiness. May we discover through suffering and fear, the strength to move toward healing. May it come to pass that we be restored to health and to vigor. May Life grant us wellness of body, spirit, and mind. And if this cannot be so, may we find in this transformation and passage moments of meaning, opportunities for love and the deep and gracious calm that comes when we allow ourselves to move on. - Rabbi Rami M. Shapiro

11.19.08 - Hawthorne Heights - Ohio Be For Lovas
SONG VERSION BELOW Ohio Is For Lovers - Hawthorne Heights VIDEO VERSION BELOW Hawthorne Heights - Ohio is For Lovers - LYRICS BELOW Hey there, I know it's hard to feel like I don't care at all. Where you are and how you feel. With these lights off as these wheels keep rolling on and on. (and on and on and on...) Slow things down or speed them up. Not enough or way too much. (and on and on and on...) How are you when I'm gone? [Chorus:] And I can't make it on my own. (And I can't make it on my own.) Because my heart is in Ohio. So cut my wrists and black my eyes. (Cut my wrists and black my eyes) So I can fall asleep tonight, or die. Because you kill me. You know you do, you kill me well. You like it too, and I can tell. You never stop until my final breath is gone. Spare me just three last words. "I love you" is all she heard. I'll wait for you, but I can't wait forever. [x2] [Chorus:] And I can't make it on my own. (And I can

Angel Baby... Copyright 2007
-For Noah You blessed our lives for just a while With innocence and glowing smiles. I still see your mischievous grin; Sparkling eyes- I remember them. Playful giggles ring in my head- So many tears we've all shed. You were called for a greater journey; Far greater than anything here could be. God gave you precious wings to fly, So take flight, Angel Baby, fly high!

Chasm Of Death... Copyright 2007
This is the end. There's nothing more; Nothing to defend Or hope for. The edge of life; The edge of sanity; The end of strife, And of purity. Vast chasm of nothing; No bridge to span; Sea of doom- boiling With the angers of man. No turning back! The past is gone; Faded to black. Face it- you're alone. The future is far, Beyond this life; Twinkling like a star, Across the chasm- wide. The only way is leap Into the great abyss; Fall into the deep; The dark, nothingness. One life ends In sorrow and pain; But another begins With hope and a new name.

Love Is Forever... Copyright 2007
Take my hand- Share my road; Always be there, To share the load. Give me your trust- Look into my heart; Always by your side, I'll never part. Love is forever- Passion never dies; Look into my soul, And know where my heart lies.

Dumb Ass Whiny Bitches
I can't believe that we have dumb ass whiny little bitches that have nothing better to do than complain and flag a fucking cartoon of a Taz. This is supposed to be an adult site not a cry baby site. If you don't like it, down rate it, it's not a big deal and move the fuck on. Everybody had their own individual tastes and likes. Just because you don't like something, doesn't mean that others don't...so who made your dumb ass god and gave you the right to decide who posts what of their own likes on their own page? If you don't like what I put on my page then stay the fuck off of my page...it's that simple. There's no point in being a juvenile little bitch just because you didn't get your way...and yeah I know who you are. The only reason I'm not posting in here who did it is because I'm a nice person and I'm trying to save your stupid ass some embarrassment. Grow the fuck up already.

11.20.08 - Rehab - Sittin At A Bar
SONG VERSION BELOW Bartender Song (Sittin At A Bar) - Rehab VIDEO VERSION BELOW Bartender Song (Sittin At A Bar) - Rehab LYRICS BELOW Bar tender I really did it this time Broke my parole to have a good time When I got home it was 6 a.m. The door was locked so I kicked it in She was trippin' on the bills I think she was high on some pills She through my shit out into the yard Then she called me a bum and slapped me real hard And in my drunkin' stooper I did what I should of never done Now I'm sittin' here talking to you Drunk and on the run I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside Waitin' for my ride on the outside She broke my heart in the trailer park So I jacked the keys to her ------' car Crashed that piece of shit and then stepped away You know me I'll probably get ten years So just give me beers til they get here Yeah I know the sun is comin' up And ya'll are probably gettin' ready for closin' up But I'm trying to drown my soul I'm t

Come Join Me Tonight!
Who would like to join me tonight? I am heading down to Gravel Pike Inn tonight for Karoake from 9:30pm to 2am. Come on down and sing a few songs and if you dont sing come down and shoot me in a game of pool. They have good food, nice people and great music . They hold Karoake 4 nights a week (thursday thur Sunday) from 9:30pm to 2am. There are specials on the board when you walk in of what drinks they have on sale that night. I am always there on Thursdays, Fridays and Sundays. This Saturday November 22nd come done and see the band Double Standard. Lots of drink specials and one great time.Address is posted at the bottom so map it and come on down for a night of fun. Nov 20 2008 6:00P ALL YOU CAN EAT WINGS @ GRAVEL PIKE INN Nov 23 2008 9:00P DOLLAR NIGHT @ GRAVEL PIKE INN Nov 24 2008 8:00P POOL TOURNAMENT Nov 18 2008 8:00P TEXAS HOLD ’EM Nov 21 2008 9:00P KARAOKE W/ WEASEL SOUND PRODUCTIONS Nov 22 2008 9:00P KARAOKE W/ WEASEL SOUND PRODUCTIONS

Here's A Poem
"The Power Of One" by tickintimebomb They say one voice can't change the world, but I don't subscribe to that theory, All it takes in one person to shed light on a situation, and help others understand it more clearly, One closer look can help you delve deeper, and empathise with another's woe, And take you to new depths inside yourself, of which you did not know, One moment of kind words can shed sunshine in on one's darkness, and help to raise up one's chin, But one negative conversation can darken one's situtation even more, and send the thunderclouds rollin in, One donation could be the the difference between, continuing this journey or leaving this earth, One choice of a mother's discretion, can determine a murder or a birth, One minute of rage can result in one's freedom being nullified, and another precious life wasted, And one communnity united can uplift its citizens, and help provide solutions for the problems up ahead, One vi

Bright Darkness
i can't believe i did it. i can see a bright tunnel. i'm slipping in to darkness. there's blood all around me. i can see people weeping. i see my parents crying. i can feel their cold hands as theyhold me. i hear someone saying"finally she's gone." those words are coming from the love of my life. i can see his new girl laughing at my lifeless body. finally slipping into complete darkness. then i hear tears falling. i open my eyes and see him crying. he's saying"i never meant to hurt you it's just i didn't want to get hurt again,I REALLY LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART." i feel more warm wetness it's more blood. he said "i can't live in a world without you i'm sorry." then i slip into the darkness some one drapes a sheet over my bloody body. i'm put in a wooden box marked 'brittany morgan neal" "12/13/91-4/23/2006

Abusive Boyfriends
i know what its like to have to hide. hide the bruses and the fright. i understand what its like. when ur up all night cuz of that jerk. he beats you and cheats on you. but u just keep giving. i swear its true that i've myself have been in those shoes. but u girls will see that one day u'll meet that guy that sweep u off ur feet. he'll treat u like a queen and ur daddys will love them to death. one day u'll think it was all a bad dream.

11.21.08 - K-ci & Jojo - All My Life (classic)
SONG VERSION BELOW All My Life - K-Ci & JoJo LYRICS BELOW VIDEO SECTION AT IMEEM IS BUSTED I will never find another lover sweeter than you, Sweeter than you I will never find another lover more precious than you, More precious than you Girl you are Close to me youre like my mother, Close to me youre like my father, Close to me youre like my sister, Close to me youre like my brother You are the only one my everything and for you this song I Sing All my life I pray for someone like you I thank God that I, that I finally found you All my life I pray for someone like you I hope that you feel the same way too Yes, I pray that you do, love me too Said I promised to never fall in love with a stranger, Youre all Im thinking of I praise the Lord above, For sending me your love, I cherish every hug, I REALLY LOVE YOU!!! All my life, I pray for someone like you, I thank God that I, that I finally found you All my life I pray for someone like you I

Some Humorous Sayings
Funny Sayings: The sex was so good even the neighbors had a cigarette. Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them. Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms! If you smoke after sex, you’re doing it too fast. I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic. I don’t have to be dead to donate my organ. WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition. This would be really funny if it wasn’t happening to me. I have the body of a god… Buddha!

Caution
Be cautious of Fearlessfemale I gave her an eight on a few pictures, cause some were blured, and some were just ok She snaps back If there not 10s, don't bother leaving anything So don't give her a damn thing if she wants to be a snob and not accept the truth for krapy photos and just didn't suit my likings

Thanksgiving
An old man in Austin calls his son in Dodge City (Kansas). The conversation goes as follows. Dad: Son, I hate to bring you the bad news ... but your mother and I, we are getting a divorce ... Son: WHAT?? You can't! What about - Dad: I'm sorry son! 45 years of misery is ENOUGH!! Now, I am sick of talking about it, call your sister and tell her! (CLICK) The son, nearly in tears calls his sister in New Orleans. The conversation goes as follows. Brother: Sis, Your not gonna believe this! MOM AND DAD ARE GETTING A ... A ... DIVORCE!! Sister: WHAT?!? OH NO THEY AREN'T! You stay put. I'll call you right back!! (CLICK) The sister, calls the parents in Austin and the conversation goes as follows. Daughter: YOU TWO ARE NOT GETTNG A DIVORCE!! Dad: Honey, listen - Daughter: NO YOU LISTEN! YOU ARE NOT GETTING A DIVORCE! YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING! I'M CALLING BROTHER BACK, WE'LL BE THERE THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW! DON'T DO ANYTHING! (CLICK) The father hangs u

One Child's Hero
While I was passing through Las Vegas on my way to Albuquerque New Mexico one night, I stopped for dinner at the Circus Circus Hotel. My favorite place to eat in town, because they have the best prime rib and all the games a big kid can stand! I drive a lot in my work and in my life in general; here and there and everywhere. This time I was moving to the great southwest, where cowboys roam and the desert is as high as the sky. I never expected what happened next! As I came out of the casino and got into my car, I heard a commotion behind me. I looked into my rearview mirror, and saw a young man and woman arguing. They had a tiny tot in tow and she couldn't have been more than three years old. But there they stood, in the middle of the parking lot in front of me and anyone else that happened to be passing by, just arguing away in very load voices. I couldn't help overhear the conversation and it centered around the fact that he was drunk! She wasn't about to relinquish the c

Is Obama A Natural Born U.s. Citizen?
CHANGING OF THE GUARD 'Constitutional crisis' looming over Obama's birth location Alan Keyes lawsuit warns America may see 'usurper' in Oval Office Posted: November 14, 2008, 8:40 pm Eastern http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.php... The California secretary of state should refuse to allow the state's 55 Electoral College votes to be cast in the 2008 presidential election until President-elect Barack Obama verifies his eligibility to hold the office, alleges a California court petition filed on behalf of former presidential candidate Alan Keyes and others. The legal action today is just the latest is a series of challenges, some of which have gone as high as the U.S. Supreme Court, over the issue of Obama's status as a "natural-born citizen," a requirement set by the U.S. Constitution. WND senior reporter Jerome Corsi even traveled to Kenya and Hawaii prior to the election to investigate issues surrounding Obama's birth. But his research and discoveries only raised more qu

New Christmas Poem From A Marine
New Christmas Poem from a Marine > > TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, > HE LIVED ALL ALONE, > IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF > PLASTER AND STONE. > > I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY > WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, > AND TO SEE JUST WHO > IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. > > I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, > A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, > NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, > NOT EVEN A TREE. > > NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, > JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, > ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES > OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. > > WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, > AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, > A SOBER THOUGHT > CAME THROUGH MY MIND. > > FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, > IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, > I FOUND T HE HOME OF A SOLDIER, > ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. > > THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, > SILENT, ALONE, > CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR > IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. > > THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, > THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, > NOT HOW I PICTURED > A UNITED STATES SOLDIER. > > WAS THIS THE HERO > OF WHOM I'D J

Anger Management
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don''t know. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello." I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?" Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f***ing number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn''t believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn''s correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the ''wrong'' number. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You''re an asshole!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word ''asshole'' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I

The Night Before Christmas
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES SOLDIER. WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED? I REALIZED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT, OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS WHO WERE WIL

I'm Losing You
Heard you were trippin' the other day Played the voice message over and over again Things you said got's me spinnin' Down to my last breath Everything in my head breathes the truth It's drivin' me outta of control Is this for real Fear got a grip on me I'm losing you Memories passin' through my mind Is this truely the last time Letters go unanswered Grasping only to my prayers Lost my faith in you It's drivin' me outta of control Is this for real Fear got a grip on me I can't let go Drivin' on the open highway Cars passing me by like trains Got you on my mind Never losing sight of the road It will never be the same It's drivin' me outta of control Is this for real Fear got a grip on me I'm losing you I'm losing.... you I'm losing.... you! By: William Burton

Got A Grip On Me
You wake me up from my sleep Wondering if this is reality Feelin I got to fight it Holdin' me down for the count Gaspin' for air tryin' to breathe Just want you to set me free I'm entitled to livin' You cross the line Got a grip on me Do I give into you Too afraid to see Invading my privacy Give me one reason I shouldn't give up on this dream Just want you to set me free I'm entitled to livin' You cross the line Got a grip on me Don't have the answers Have to wait and see Reveal yourself in time I need to know Why your here with me Just want you to set me free I'm entitled to livin' You cross the line Got a grip on me You cross the line Got a grip on me Got a grip on me Got a grip on me Got a grip on me By: William Burton

Wondering
Do you ever have a time where life just gets you down and you cant seem to pick yourself back up that's where i'm at right now. Hopefully things will start looking up soon before i end up even more depressed than i am now.

Friends
Growing pains Broken chains A sad melody Falling tears Listening ears A friend just for me Reaching out Sharing doubt When life gets me down Hands to clutch Gentle touch Can turn me around Spoken words Softly heard Cognitivity Holding tight Loving light Calm serenity

I Found You
Though I've searched long and hard, for that special one to step into my life. And though I've gone through heartbrakes, Pain and anger installed in me memories filled with lies and deceit, All have been released. For once in what seemed like eternity I've stared in the eyes of happiness. Lord knows I've waited and Lord knows I've cried, for that special one to fill my empty heart. Looked through all the wrong places braking down to tears, nearly losing hope. For the first time that one morning I woke up with a smile. My search has ended... I've found my one true Romeo. At times I worry that my past would scare you away. But if we try, no doubt we'll survive. I feel so safe in your arms, Protected from the rest of the world. And to think that all this time you've been right there beside me. Finally, for what seemed like a lifetime... I found you.

Like
I love you like the sunset, calm along the sandy beach I love you like the river, running swift beyond my reach I love you like the rainbow, colours dancing across the sky I love you like the freedom of the birds that soar on high I love you like the summer breeze blowing gently through my hair I love you like the showers of spring- welcome beyond compare I love you like the autumn leaves of orange, red and yellow I love you like the open fire of winter, warm and mellow I love you like the ocean blue - Like the moon is far Like the desert is wide Like the stars uncountable Like the road is long Like the stakes are high - But my heart is true and my feelings sure For I promise to love you - now and forever more...

Well..
I just dont get why ppll dont give rate and fan back, not coz i do really care about my level, but , if they cant give back, why the keep add u??? I just own some one , and she dident even said thank u.... Its rude isent it ???

Wow
Just wanted to thank everyone who has given me ratings comments messages drinks etc. etc. WHOA! this online community doesnt play does it?! When you all see a new peson you jump right on the task to make them feel welcomed! Thanks again to everyone jumping to the task of being so friendly!

Contacts ..
hi ,, my real name is victoria .. not ammelle anyways i like that name ,, bcos she was my favorite actress .(local) .. hmmmm ] ad me up on my yaho msn acc ,, here ,, cutesofia09@yahoo.com and cutesofia09@hotmail.com.. ok ? ynx !! so we can talk... heres my "ABOUT ME" Beautiful girl in here, with the sun in her eyes, a smile that lights up your world and a body to die for... Open your eyes, i'm REAL and always ready to fulfill all your fantasies! Why my chat room?: I'm hot, sexy, wild...I can be everything you have ever dreamed of...I'm your hottest fantasy..mmmmmm....you want to see me touching myself...caressing myself...i know how to make YOU feel good....because with me it's always PLAY TIME! Fantasies: I like to be kissed all over, that really turns me on. . . I know u like it too :P! Let' s have some fun Turn ons: YOU!!!!!!!!!! Turn offs: I hate liers.. rude people and the people who come in my room, then go and dont say one bye if yo

For My Son
hey to all my friends.. i'm in a bid of a need of something and i need anyones help i'm looking for a certin toy .. a superman toy .. any kind of superman toy my oldest boy been wanting one..and me and my babez went and looked everywhere we can think of and we couldn't find it any wheres so we need help we will pay back the total amount including postage pls contact me or babez ty porky

Phase One
Operation adopt a convalescent home is underway! To explain a little about it..We Chose a state funded convalescent home here in bakersfield ca, we are putting together 111 gifts for its residents and making 111 christmas stockings. I have requested the help of a santa claus who has graciously donated his time...Thank you Mr Johnson. We have also had some help from people who are donating small gifts, candy canes, wrapping paper, tape, plus lots more . We still need lots of donations and help so if this interests you at all please hit me up for details. Ps It may get you back on the nice list hehehe

Alone I Stand
Alone I stand & Breathe Alone I live to fight for my kids Alone I cry, nothing but pain inside Alone at night as I close my eyes to try and fight the pain My heart is hurting and now I cant breathe Silently I lay, the tears I can no longer hide I feel so lost and out of place in a state so far away Alone I breathe at night as I cry myself to sleep For my Four little girls he won’t let me see He says because of me His wife I won’t be. Alone I won my freedom but lost my soul Alone I breathe My heart is broken I don’t have my kids to hold. This is all because one wants control Alone I breathe. To many words he has spoken most of which is untrue. My voice within breaks free, all I can say is I don’t love you. The only love in my heart is for my beautiful girls for whom I am unable to hold. Conform to my ways and you may see them any day I am told. Alone I stand is what I choose for I won’t conform to you! Alone I stand and brea

Sex Has It Become A Chore?!?!
This question is easy. It becomes a chore when you allow it to. That’s pretty simple. The hard question is “how” do you prevent it from becoming a chore? How do you NOT grumble and groan when your lover ask for it AGAIN? Well, for starters, stop grumbling. Start getting excited. For Pete’s Sake, actually enjoy it. This is harder for women to obtain then for men, DUH! Men usually ejaculate while women are left laying on the bed imagining a super orgasm. It seems to be a dream, a far fetched dream because maybe you haven’t had a orgasm in a very long time. Maybe you forgot what a orgasm really feels like. The earth shattering, toe curling, head rolling orgasm that makes you feel like you are going to blow up from the inside out. Sweet, Sweet Orgasm. I must tell you. This isn’t that far fetched. It could be the time to introduce potions or Toys into your love life. *gasp* You may be thinking: “Did she just say TOYS in the bedroom?” and I am saying: “Oh, I sure did

12.01.08 - Green Day - Chump
SONG VERSION BELOW Chump - Green Day LYRICS BELOW I don't know you but I think I hate you You're the reason for my misery Strange how you've become my biggest enemy And I've never even seen your face Maybe it's just jealousy Mixing up with a violent mind A circumstance that doesn't make much sense Or maybe I'm just dumb You're the cloud hanging out over my head Hail comes crashing down welting my face Magic man, egocentric plastic man Yet you still got one over on me Maybe it's just jealousy Mixing up with a violent mind A circumstance that doesn't make much sense Or maybe I'm just dumb I'm a chump

Infertile Nocturne (this Goes With The Charcoal In My Photos)
Today was your birthday I'm sorry it didn't work out Never understood those pale blue dresses you wore Is that why he hurt you? Right before I decimated the wall with that truck, you know, the one I'll have to pay for~ we stole the blue chairs, that didn't work, and tried to use them as bait She told me we wouldn't play- I didn't listen, should have stayed put in the floral room. Instead, caricature actors were Plotting to ridicule us at the Crime scene. Miles and miles of vapid advertisement at high speed, rain, congested buildings, noncommittal cars couldn't erase what I saw. Seemingly subservient individuals, lurking with malevolent stolen knowledge.... too many witnesses attending a dreamlike state The cat, oblivious to it all. Revulsion came, as I watched the sloppy splash of accelerant and he turned your immolation on You, in self defense ...As if he ever had a defense.... Revulsio

12.02.08 - Kanye West - Welcome To Heartbreak (and It Goes Ooohhhooo)
SONG VERSION BELOW Welcome To Heartbreak feat. Kid Cudi - Kanye West LYRICS BELOW kanye (verse): my friend showed me pictures of his kids and all i could show him was pictures of my cribs he said his daughter got a brand new report card and all i got was a brand new sports car Kid cudi (chorus): and my head keeps spinning cant stop having these visions i gotta get with it ohhoo ohhoo ohhhhoooo and my head keeps spinning cant stop having these visions i gotta get with it ohhoo ohhoo ohhhhoooo kanye(verse): dad cracked a joke all the kids laughed but i couldnt hear em all the way in first class chased the good life my whole life long look back on my life and my life gone... where did i go wrong? Kid cudi (chorus): and my head keeps spinning cant stop having these visions i gotta get with it ohhoo ohhoo ohhhhoooo and my head keeps spinning i cant stop having these visions i gotta get with it ohhoo ohhoo ohhhhoooo Kanye (Bridge): i seen

12.02.08 - Bush - The Chemicals Between Us
SONG VERSION BELOW The Chemicals Between Us - Bush VIDEO VERSION BELOW Chemicals Between Us - Bush LYRICS BELOW I want you to remember A love so full it could send us always I want you to surrender All my feelings rose today And I want you to remain The power of children can amaze I'll try not to complain I know that's a pisser baby The chemicals between us The walls that lie between us Lying in this bed The chemicals displaced There is no lonelier state Than lying in this bed I want you to remember Everything you said Every driven word Like a hammer Fell to my head The chemicals between us The walls that lie between us Lying in this bed The chemicals displaced There is no lonlier fate Than lying in this bed The chemicals between us The chemicals between us Lying in this bed We're of hollow men We are the naked ones We never meant you harm Never meant you wrong And I'd like to thank All of my lovers, lovers, lovers,

12.02.08 - David Bowie + Trent Reznor - I'm Afraid Of Americans (ya Better Be Bitch :p)
SONG VERSION BELOW Im Afraid of Americans (V1) NIN - David Bowie VIDEO VERSION BELOW Im Afraid of Americans - Nine Ince Nails Ft David Bowie LYRICS BELOW Johnny's in America, no tax at the wheel No-one needs anyone, they don't even just pretend Johnny's in America I'm afraid of Americans I'm afraid of the world I'm afraid I can't help it I'm afraid I can't I'm afraid of Americans I'm afraid of the world I'm afraid I can't help it I'm afraid I can't I'm afraid of Americans Johnny's in America Johnny wants a brain, Johnny wants to suck on a coke Johnny wants a woman, Johnny wants to think of a joke Johnny's in America I'm afraid of Americans I'm afraid of the world I'm afraid I can't help it I'm afraid I can't I'm afraid of Americans I'm afraid of the world I'm afraid I can't help it I'm afraid I can't I'm afraid of Americans Johnny's in America, Johnny looks up at the stars Johnny combs his hair and Johnny wants pussy in cars

Why Do I Put Up With The Bullshit?
Ok, so I'm not a rich woman. I have 2 kids that I am raising pretty much on my own. The job I have doesn't pay shit, but I keep it because 1)Its damn near impossible to find a job here, much less a GOOD paying job, and 2)I'm a student and this job allows me to go to school and gives me time to do my homework. Another reason is there's barely any stress here, and I do NOT handle stress well. I know I know, who does right? But see, I go crazy, like literally crazy and want to hurt myself or other people or both. And I hate that feeling. I tried to get help with it, considering i've been diagnosed with several mental conditions since I was 12 yrs old, and been on medication on and off since i was 13, but apparently wanting to die and plotting homocide is normal. Who knew right? But anyways, so my husband (yes i said husband) had a kid with another woman about a yr ago. We've been seperated for 3 yrs now, but it still crushed me. I haven't been in a relationship since we split up. I left h

Old/new Gurad
Old Guard, New Guard By Gayle Rubin I have problems with the way in which the distinction between "Old Guard" and "New Guard" is sometimes deployed. While there are many differences between leather/SM as it was practiced in the 1950s and as it is practiced today, the shorthand terms can exaggerate and oversimplify our past and our present. Most of the alleged differences popularly thought to differentiate "Old Guard" and "New Guard" -- formality versus informality, strict etiquette versus a more casual style of social interaction, deliberate training versus less organized acquisition of skills and knowledge -- are more a matter of degree than absolute distinctions. In fact, if one looks at "Old Guard" leather and SM communities from the late 1940s through the early 1960s, one can see that both tendencies were already present. Louis Weingarden, who opened one of the first leather art galleries at his Stompers boot store in New York City 20 years ago, identified two stylist

Have You Ever Had This Problem?
I logged into my AKO, no problem just had to reset the password but then I went to manage profile and tried to update it. IT WOULDN'T UPDATE!!! So wanted to send a couple emails, im's, blah blah....IT WOULDN'T LET ME DO IT!!! So I got so frustrated I asked my sister in law to let me use her NKO address......she did. So anyway I'm surfing on NKO not understanding a damn thing lol but it's all good. Then some people wanted to add me so I explain it to them what is happening and gave them both addresses...... HAS THIS HAPPENED TO ANYONE ELSE?

Land Of The Free?
Welcome to America, the Land Of The Free, at least that's the way it used to be in today's world and society. This issue has become a real sore spot pet peeve for me and I am fed up with it, which is why I am writing this even though generally I abhor political topics because I hate politics but this is a matter that i can't keep silent on any more!! Consider the following article: But if I go outside, I might offend the smokers St. Louis-area town considers proposal that would ban swearing in bars!! ST. CHARLES, Mo. - What the ...? A St. Louis-area town is considering a bill that would ban swearing in bars, along with table-dancing, drinking contests and profane music. City officials contend the bill is needed to keep rowdy crowds under control because the historic downtown area gets a little too lively on some nights. City Councilman Richard Veit said he was prompted to propose the bill after complaints about bad bar behavior. He says it will give police some rules to enforc

12.05.08 - Kanye West - Amazing (off 808 And Heartbreak)
SONG VERSION BELOW Amazing - Kanye West Feat. Young Jeezy LYRICS BELOW verse 1: its amazing im the reason everybody fired up this evening im exhausted barely breathing holding on to what i believe in chorus: no matter what youll never take that from me my reign is as far as your eyes can see... its amzing so amazing, so amazing so amazing, its amazing so amazing, so amazing so amazing, its amazing verse 2: im a monster im a killer i know im wrong im a problem that will never ever be solved chorus: no matter what youll never take that from me my reign is as far as your eyes can see... its amzing so amazing, so amazing so amazing, its amazing so amazing, so amazing so amazing, its amazing verse 3: im a monster im a maven i know this world is changing never gave in never gave up im the only thing that im afraid of chorus: no matter what youll never take that from me my reign is as far as your eyes can see... its amzing so amazing,

Very Disturbing!
Some troubled teens are embedding nails, paper clips, bits of rock, glass and even crayons in their bodies as a way to cope with disturbing thoughts and feelings, U.S. researchers said Wednesday. They described cases in which teens had forced numerous objects into their arms, hands, feet, ankles and necks in a condition they are calling self-embedding disorder, a step beyond more common forms of self-mutilation. "We identified a group of 10 patients over a three-year period of time that have this pattern of self-inflicted injury," said Dr. William Shiels, chief of radiology at Nationwide Children's Hospital in Columbus, Ohio. He presented his findings at the Radiological Society of North America meeting in Chicago. "It's cutting gone to the next level," Shiels said in a telephone interview. Shiels, who is developing a minimally invasive surgical technique for removing objects accidentally embedded in the skin, saw his first case of what he called self-embedding in 2005, and

2 Hard Poems For All To See
closeing my eyes and sleeping so sound, i dream of dreams that should not be dreamed, demons and angels and all a like with the pain of fear and the sounds of crys, with the blood driping all around me, running and breathing hard, words spoke to me in whispers and dark figures i see as fuzz, life is not with them but demons haunt them with all the pain and screams and fear i feel i keep running with the fact of fright, when u look into my eyes all u see is black and white dreams of hellish thoughts and demons, condanmed souls that tare each other apart, and the demons that hold them close devour them, demons that r wanting to devour me. ------------------------------------------------ I'm dying from my stricken heart and of my damned soul the dark has swallowed me up into its abyss of agony and unforgiven torture, with the wells of screaming souls the fiery pit raises the most and corrupted souls and from the depths of hell the most foul demons that def

Sexa Survey
Is your sex partner preferance, male, female or farm animal? Males and Females... What is your marital status? single,open relationship Are you happy about your status? yes very happy What is your favorite sexual position? whatever makes the woman happy How may partners have you slept with? 31 What is your method of birth control? i'm sterile If you use condoms, what brand? n/a If on the pill, what brand ? sterile here Besides the obvious, where is the one place your partner could touch you to make you hot? on my cock What is your sexin' jam? Whatever Are you a talker, moaner,screamer, or all? quiet Do you like

Tag You're It
TAG YOU'RE IT! If you opened it, you have to do it. Then, send it back to the person who sent it to you and the rest of your friends! Two names you go by: 1. Annie 2. Momma Two things you are wearing right now: 1. jeans 2. Titans sweatshirt Two of your favorite things to do: 1. Watch movies 2. Drink beer Two favorite pets you have had/have: 1. Paulie-my lovebird RIP 2. Tiger-the booboo kitty Two people who will answer this 1. IDK 2. IDK Two things you ate today: 1. Coffee 2. nothing yet Two people you last talked to: 1. VI 2. Misty Plans you have for tomorrow: 1. Work 2. Grocery store Two longest car rides: 1. New York to Florida 2. Florida to Maine Two favorite holidays: 1. My Birthday 2. Halloween Two favorite beverages: 1. Coffee 2. Beer Two TV shows you enjoy: 1. Medium 2. Saving Grace

12.08.08 - Green Day - Wake Me Up When September Ends
SONG VERSION BELOW Wake Me Up When September Ends - Green Day VIDEO VERSION BELOW Wake Me Up When September Ends - Green Day LYRICS BELOW Summer has come and passed The innocent can never last Wake me up when September ends Like my fathers come to pass Seven years has gone so fast Wake me up when September ends Here comes the rain again Falling from the stars Drenched in my pain again Becoming who we are As my memory rests But never forgets what I lost Wake me up when September ends Summer has come and passed The innocent can never last Wake me up when September ends Ring out the bells again Like we did when Spring began Wake me up when September ends Here comes the rain again Falling from the stars Drenched in my pain again Becoming who we are As my memory rests But never forgets what I lost Wake me up when September ends Summer has come and passed The innocent can never last Wake me up when September ends Like

Trickster Coyote And Raven
In Native American mythology there are figures known as tricksters—individuals whose actions have been attributed to natural phenomenon such as the creation the earth, the sun, the advent of fire, and the weather. Early native philosophers gave these beings human qualities as a means of likening their actions to the same passions that govern human thought. Having their origins in the oral tradition of early Indian tribes, these tricksters have evolved into powerful symbols. The transformative powers of the trickster make such an entity transcend the physical and metaphysical world. Again, as with all other aspects of native religious thought, the cultural disparities that exist in Indian tribes allows for numerous trickster stories. While there is not one universal trickster myth, the animal symbols representing these figures are generally the same—two examples are the raven and the coyote. The most common manifestation of the trickster is the raven. There are many stories attribute

Iroquois Creation Myth
In the beginning there was no earth to live on, but up above, in the Great Blue, there was a woman who dreamed dreams. One night she dreamed about a tree covered with white blossoms, a tree that brightened up the sky when its flowers opened but that brought terrible darkness when they closed again. The dream frightened her, so she went and told it to the wise old men who lived with her, in their village in the sky. "Pull up this tree," she begged them, but they did not understand. All they did was to dig around its roots, to make space for more light. But the tree just fell through the hole they had made and disappeared. After that there was no light at all, only darkness. The old men grew frightened of the woman and her dreams. It was her fault that the light had gone away forever. So they dragged her toward the hole and pushed her through as well. Down, down she fell, down toward the great emptiness. There was nothing below her but a heaving waste of water and she would sure

Inuit Creation Myth
Time was, there were no people on earth. The first man still lay inside the pea pod. Four days passed, and on the fifth day, he pushed with his feet. He broke through the bottom of the pod and fell to the ground. When he got up, he had become a grown man. He looked at eveything and himself, his arms and legs, his hands; felt his neck. The pod that had held him still hung on the vine with a hole in its bottom. The grown man walked a little away from the pod where he had started. The ground under him felt as if it were moving, too. It was not firm, but soft. The way it moved under him made him feel sick. He stood still, and slowly a pool of water formed at his feet. He bent down and drank from the pool. It felt good the way the water went from his mouth down inside of him. It made him feel better. He stood up again, refreshed. Next, he saw something. It was a dark thing flapping along, and it was coming. Then it was there before him. It stood looking at him. It was Raven.

Fuck Tomorrow
See, I was born headfirst, premature and gave to the hearse Took the form of a curse so now I write these verses If worse comes to worse then my decision is fight or flight To live a life of spite that some would say serves me right Tonight I rest my head hoping by morning I'll be dead It's been said the tears shed vanish upon the death bed If it's true then tonight I grip my brew and contemplate A fate of living the blues making moves to escape Annihilate my existence, everything about me I offer no resistance, you're better off without me So sleep soundly content knowing I never reached my peak Faith never found me and so now this is how I speak Do for one another, steer clear of fake motherfuckers Them snake motherfuckers will leave you when you suffer Under cover of bravado I stay strong and follow The motto, living my life saying Fuck tomorrow [HOOK] (samples "ghetto Prisoners" by Tha Realest) [HOOK] So much danger in these times, afraid to trust a stranger F

Come Celebrate My Baby Sis Bday
~ITS MY BABY SISTER BIRTHDAY~ COME AND CELEBRATE MY BABY'S SISTER ~THE SEXY SASSY~ BIG 30TH BIRTHDAY PARTY WITH US @ SUB ZERO CLUB NIGHT ON DEC. 11TH @ 9 PM EST. TIME... SPANK HER HARD... BE NAUGHTY WITH HER AND TRUST ME SHE WILL LOVE IT...MAKE HER REMEMBER THIS SPECIAL DAY FOR HER. CLICK ON HER PIC BELOW AND U WILL FIND UR WAY TO THE PARTY!!! WE WILL BE WAITING FOR YOU TO HAVE ALOT OF FUN... ALOTS OF NAUGHTY FUN!!!!! REMEMBER DEC. 11TH @ 9PM EST. TIME THE BEST PARTY EVER!!!!! THIS BULLENTIN WAS PRESENTED TO YOU BY: DJ LIZZY~SUB ZERO NIGHT CLUB & SUB ZERO CLUB RADIO OWNER~@ fubar

I Am A Witch...
I am a witch. I do not worship Satan; I am not interested in Satan. Satan was invented by the Christians. Satanism is a form of Christianity. I am not a Christian. I don't go to church on Sunday. Jesus is NOT my savior. He was simply a holy man who lived 2,000 years ago. I am not afraid of going to Hell because I don't believe in Hell any more than I believe in Satan. I believe in reincarnation; that I will come back to this world or another and live out another life. I am not evil. Telling people I am a "good witch" or asking me if I am a good witch implies that there are evil witches. There are evil people in the world, and there are people who chose to work with the forces of nature in a way that harms others; those people are NOT witches. The central law of being a witch is: "if it harms none, do as you will." Please don't ask me about sacrificing cats or desecrating churches. I love my cats. And I don't go into churches or synagogues unless a friend from that religion invites me t

Newbie
Ok, so I am not usually one for social networking sites, but I am going to try this one. It looks interesteing and I love happy hours! I am not even sure if anyone will read this or not. So, if you wanna read this and leave me a comment, go right ahead!

Christmas With Louise - Lol!
Christmas with Louise This is an article submitted to a 1999 Louisville Sentinel contest to find out who had the wildest Christmas dinner. This won first prize. As a joke, my brother used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill them. What they say about Santa checking the list twice must be true because every Christmas morning, although Jay's kids' stockings were overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty. One year I decided to make his dream come true. I put on sunglasses and went in search of an inflatable love doll. They don't sell those things at Wal-mart. I had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. If you've never been in an X-rated store, don't go. You'll only confuse yourself. I was there an hour saying things like, "What does this do?" "You're kidding me!" "Who would buy that?" Finally, I made it to the inflatable doll section. I wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll

Begining To End
In the beginning there was an end. The time that my soul was released to this flesh was the end of one eternity, one state of being, the end of infinite wisdom and knowledge. In the beginning I was free. The world was my sandbox and was only limited by my imagination. Castles stood Tall and Alive. Dragons roamed Free and Fierce. I was a knight and a King and a Page and The Sky. My world was Larger than life itself. It was the end of Void, The personification of Chaos. The Light and The Dark. In the beginning of my Life, the beginning of my pursuit of knowledge, the beginning of my social experimentation, I was wild and untamed. Like Fire, dancing an ever changing dance, Unbound by small matters and reaching for anything to grab a hold of. I was destructive and creative. I was Free. In the beginning of my transition, I charged head first, Sword Drawn, Armor Polished, Screaming in pretense of a Triumph over all that opposed me. I was Master of The Light. I was King of the Dar

12.11.08 - Norman Greenbaum - Spirit In The Sky
SONG VERSION BELOW Norman Greenbaum - Spirit in the sky.mp3 - LYRICS BELOW When I die and they lay me to rest, Gonna go to the place that's the best When they lay me down to die, Goin up to the spirit in the sky Goin' up to the Spirit in the sky(Spirit in the sky) That's where I'm gonna go when I die(When I die) When I die and they lay me to rest, I'm gonna go to the place that's the best (Music Interment) Prepare yourself, you know it's a must Gotta have a friend in Jesus, So you know that when you die, He's gonna recommend you to the Spirit in the sky (Spirit in the sky) Whoa he'll recommend you to the Spirit in the sky That's where you're gonna go when you die(When you die) When you die, and they lay you to rest, You're gonna go to the place that's the best (Music Interment) Never been a sinner, I've never sinned, I've got a friend in Jesus So you know that when I die, He's gonna set me up with the Spirit in the sky Whoa, set me up

Goodbye Everyone
Well after the short while i have spent on fubar i have decided its not for me.. so im deleting my account tonight i would like to say thanks to my friends for being such great friends ..but plz remember there is a life other than a computer and the contents of ur comp desk. thanks to two special people .. both in very different ways .. Dj Marc thanks for making me realise that sometimes those sad people who just need someone to want to be there friends are alone for a reason. And Squeak thanks for well gosh i think u know all im gonna say thanks for sweety if i hadnt met u well i wouldnt have realised there are some guys out there willing to treat a girl the way they should question is Do they really want to be treated that way? okies everyone take care have a safe xmas and new year! ill be enjoying time with my son :) Ciao Ti amo

Next Chapter
Life takes it's shot at you like a thief in the night, so dark can't see lost my vision lost sight. I stand my ground pound for pound round after round my eyes split all I have is this microphone so I can spit words of wisdom so I can make it through and get over it. Heartbroken words are spoken from a broken past from relationships you try to make work, but just won't last, Keep your friends close and your family closer rid yourself of those that suck the life out of you and turn there back on you. The time is now to write the next chapter of your life to shift into high gear never give up never back down. Never let quit be apart of your vocabulary replace with perserverance, confidence, and prosperity. Never take life for granted remember to plant seeds that will grow when planted. If you make wrong decisions it is never to late to make things right even if you have lost sight of all the things that really matter in life. Pain and strife and financial struggle contemplating suicide w

Commander: Some Us Troops To Stay In Iraqi Cities
Iraq – U.S. troops will stay in cities to support and train Iraqis despite a summer deadline to pull American combat forces, the top U.S. commander in Iraq said Saturday, a move that could leave thousands in the urban areas. Even with the mandate in the recently approved U.S.-Iraq security agreement, there have been suggestions some troops would not leave urban areas. But Gen. Raymond Odierno was the first military leader to acknowledge some forces would remain at local security stations, as training and mentoring teams. "We believe we should still be inside those after the summer," he said the sprawling U.S. base in Balad, north of Baghdad before welcoming Defense Secretary Robert Gates on a brief visit. Iraq's prime minister upbraided his top government spokesman for saying some U.S. soldiers might need to remain in the country for many more years. "What was announced about the Iraqi forces needing 10 years in order to be ready is only his personal point of view and it doesn

To The One I Love!!!!!
For you i would give you the world ,if it was mine to give . buy you diamonds by the truckloads if i could. the only thing that i now for sure is the happiness i feel for you today and always and always remember that is that i will love you always and forever.........

This Account~
Well I'm going to delete this account as soon as the VIP expires. IF anyone would like my other account email me and I will add you to it if I haven't already have you I still do artwork but now I make them for personal salutes, so ifn you want one of my pieces of artwork... step up and do a salute.... as the "Lone Ranger" says: High oh Silver and Away! but on a serious note, to my friends the ones that stick with me..... thank you,,,, Harley

Screw Around Poems That I Made While I Was Bored Lol
Dark angel ----------- I am the strong and the might, the evil you fear, the blades that shine mightier then gods light, I have no fear but fear it self, I walk upon this earth to slay all that’s good and none that are evil, May I walk through the valley of the shadow of hell guiding me along the way, making all crumble And shiver of the very sight and word of me, This is my testament of my bible of hell, I shall follow it as much as I follow the devil him self. May the blood flow like the river, and the bodies linger upon the ground like worthless warms they are, Each night I shall give you nightmares of your death, and shivers of coldness, your soul becomes mine Forever, may my lord have no mercy on your soul……. -------------------------------------------- Arch angel of fire ------------------- I am the might that will smite you, I am the lords right hand, I am one that you should fear, I will smite all those who are evil, and all those that do wrong upon all innoc

A Christmas Story
It was a clear and crisp Christmas Eve at the North Pole. All the elves were busy with last minute preparations. Emily Elf wrote replies to Christmas letters; Erin and Cindy Elf were finishing off games to load onto Santa's sleigh; Sharon and some smaller elves made crafts and wooden toys; Carol, Anise and Sara Elf were wrapping away; and Alecia entertained the small elves, while the littlest baby elf slept in his cradle beside her. They all nodded their heads in time to Christmas melodies. Santa and Mrs. Claus had their feet up by the fire, taking a brief rest while they worried about how to deliver the gifts this year. Those silly reindeer had gulped down several batches of Mrs. C's delicious cookies and mincemeat tarts, and they were all lying in the straw, groaning with tummy aches. None of Mrs. C's medicines helped! Mrs. Claus had just finished baking another huge batch of treats, to keep Santa going through the night, and the air in Santa

Cool New Artist Website Designed By Me
Hello, I just designed this site for a talented artist called Vanessa Nelson, please feel free to have a look - maybe there is something here that would make a good x-mas present! www.abstract-art.info cheers matt

Abstract Wave Blend
This is a common trick to produce abstract colorful waves in illustrator. First you draw a curve line using the Pen Tool and drag a copy of it by holding Alt/Option. Select the Blend Tool and click the first line and hold ALt/Option while you click the second line to show the Blend Options. Change Spacing to Specified Steps and set it to 5. Select the Direct selection Tool and edit the curve. Make sure the 2 lines intersect each other to crate a nice wave. Change one of the line stroke to a darker color to see it blend into a colorful wave. This technique can be used to create nice colorful waves for background deign. Try blending 3 lines of different color to make it even more attractive.

Lost Of My Grandfather
~mass~Homer Joseph Latondress was born january 4,1925 Victoria Harbor, ontario passed away December 13,2008 toronto ontario he was barried at the assumption catholic cemetery mississauga, ontario pls have him in ur prays....they shall not grow old,as we that are left grow old, age shall not weary them, nor the years condenm, at the going down of the sun, and in the morning, we will remember them" lord god of host be with us yet lest we forget, lest we forget......he was like a father to me but he was a grandfather to me....he now lays in peace for all times in the lords hands he served in the army and did his time in life dont forget the ones who set u free from war....

13 Ways To Live
13 Ways to live in an anti-God culture: These are 13 very important things I learned at bible study earlier tonight. 1.Live in Holiness and Honor. (1 Thes. 4:1-8) 2. Live in Love for Each Other. ( 1 Thes. 4:9-10) 3.Live in Honesty. (1 Thes. 4:11-12) 4. Live with Hope. ( 1 Thes. 4:13-18) 5. Live Alert. (1 Thes. 5:1-11) 6. LIve Honoring your Leaders. (1 Thes. 5:12-13) 7. Live Aware of others Needs. (1 Thes.5:14-15) 8. Live with a Thankful Heart. (1 Thes.5:16-18) 9. Live a Spirit Led life. (1 Thes.5:19-21) 10. Live Faithfully. (1 Thes.5:22-28) 11. Live Prayerfully. (2 Thes.3:1-5) 12. Work to live. (2 THes.3:6-13) 13. Live the Word. (2 Thes.3:14-18) Three encouragements to stand Firm: 1. LOOK at the Past. 2. LOOK at the Present. 3. LOOK to the Future. All this came from the Books of Thesolonians. Paul wrote these to the Church to help encourage them and to warn them of the false teachings they had recieved. The B

Imagine
Imagine that people are like the colors in the rainbow, each color is unique and wonderful in its own way. But when you put all of the colors together you have the most breathtaking and wonderful display of beauty. Understanding diversity helps you understand that all of our personalities together add a wonderful and exciting blend to what we call life. If the world was just one culture, one color or one type personality it surely would not be as intriguing. So enjoy what each of us has to offer and learn more of one another. You will see the beautiful rainbow of life.

Passion
This is just a story of a fantasy I have always had....hope to ! As I come out the shower and begin to dry my body the thoughts of the evening ahead run through my mind. With anticipation of the candlelight dinner and dancin he has planned for us I shiver. I smile. And begin to lotion my arms and legs soft and smooth. Then lotion my breast and stomach where I now feel butterflies fluttering thinking of his smile I cant help but think of his strong jaw and soft sweet lips....that I hunger to kiss before the nights end. I put on my robe and go to my closet where I pick my black,low cut satin dress. And find my heels that will enhance my firm, fit legs. I go to my drawer and find my sexiest stockings and silky black bra. No need for panties tonite or so I am hoping. I return to the bathroom to apply my make-up and do my hair. I think up with just enough hair down to tickle my neck as if his lips brushing softly against it. I put on my stockings, they feel good upon my soft legs, and my si

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12.18.08 - System Of A Down - Toxicity
SONG VERSION BELOW Toxicity - System of a Down VIDEO VERSION BELOW Toxicity - System Of A Down LYRICS BELOW Conversion, software version 7.0 Looking at life through the eyes of a tire hub Eating seeds is a pastime activity The toxicity of our city, of our city You, what, do you own the world?! How do you own disorder, disorder?! Now, somewhere between the sacred silence Sacred silence and sleep. Somewhere between the sacred silence and sleep. Disorder, disorder, disorder. More wood for their fires, loud neighbors Flashlight reveries caught in the headlights of a truck. Eating seeds as a passtime activity. The toxicity of our city, of our city, Now, what, do you own the world?! How do you own disorder, disorder?! Now, somewhere between the sacred silence, Sacred silence and sleep. Somewhere between the sacred silence and sleep. Disorder, disorder, disorder. Now, what do you own the world?! How do you own disorder? Now, somewhere

More Confusion
Okay so the confusion continues lol, you will find its a theme with me, thanks again to all who have helped me to figure this place out. Somthing is puzzling me though, this NSFW business, folks if you dont want people to see pictures of you or ask to see them..then DONT POST THEM ON A FREAKING WEBSITE! LMAO this cracks me up I have never asked anyone to see these nor would I but I marvel at the captions like you cant see these and not for you why even bother??? wait I know why see 20000 friends blog bling me this and blast me that and I will let you see me naked, lets face it if you didnt want complete strangers looking at you chances are you would not be posting these things on a public website. just another things that make you go hmmm. take care all. luvs and hugs, JC

Legend Of Santa Clause
"American Origins: (As sent to me by Brian Dodd) Quote from ENCARTA 95 The American version of the Santa Claus figure received its inspiration and its name from the Dutch legend of Sinter Klaas, brought by settlers to New York in the 17th century. As early as 1773 the name appeared in the American press as "St. A Claus," but it was the popular author Washington Irving who gave Americans their first detailed information about the Dutch version of Saint Nicholas. In his History of New York, published in 1809 under the pseudonym Diedrich Knickerbocker, Irving described the arrival of the saint on horseback (unaccompanied by Black Peter) each Eve of Saint Nicholas. This Dutch-American Saint Nick achieved his fully Americanized form in 1823 in the poem A Visit From Saint Nicholas more commonly known as The Night Before Christmas by writer Clement Clarke Moore. Moore included such details as the names of the reindeer; Santa Claus's laughs, winks, and nods; and the method by which S

Finals......
Well i aced all my finals... which puts me with two a's and two b's for the semester! I am so very glad for the break though! Hopefully i can do as well next semester too! wish me luck! happy holidays everyone!

The Roses
For those who really care about me don't cry for me when i'm gone remember the good time's and if you want to carry on my memory then light a candle for me two time's a year one on my birthday one on my death day as for those of you who don't come around while i'm alive the don't bother when i'm dead you people are the worse i watched how it happen with my parent's and i don't care to think about it when i die so like my mother said give me my rose's while i'm alive because i sure as hell cant use them when i'm dead ...........

Thank You ,all
THANX TO EVERYBODY THAT SHOWED UP AND TO THOSE WHO JOINED,YESTERDAY FOR OUR ANNIVERSARY, FOR MAKIN IT SUCH A GREAT CELEBRATION DAY & NITE.....LOVE YOU ALL, YOU'RE GREAT!!AND A BIG THANX TO COUNTRY CROSSROAD RADIO, LITTLE COWBOY & AUSTIN FOR THE GREAT TUNES!

He Is In The Middle Of Everything
This is Powerful! Center of the Bible Q: What is the shortest chapter in the Bible? A: Psalms 117 Q: What is the longest chapter in the Bible? A: Psalms 119 Q: Which chapter is in the center of the Bible? A: Psalms 118 Fact: There are 594 chapters before Psalms 118 Fact: There are 594 chapters after Psalms 118 Add these numbers up and you get 1188. Q: What is the center verse in the Bible? A: Psalms 118:8 Q: Does this verse say something significant about God's perfect will for our lives? The next time someone says they would like to find God's perfect will for their lives and that they want to be in the center of His will, just send them to the center of His Word! Psalms 118:8 'It is better to trust in the LORD than to put confidence in man.' Now isn't that odd how this worked out (or was God in the center of it)? Now i would like to pray together 'Father God bless my friend in whatever it is that

Twilight Zone ~ Come Join Us ~ Staff Needed!
Hey all.. why not stop by and say hi to us at Twilight Zone? We would love to meet ya! We love to buy drinks and talk about everything and anything.. we are in need of staff.. just follow the link to where we are.. Happy Holidays! http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=63699

A Few Holiday Jokes
If you see a fat man ... Who's jolly and cute, wearing a beard and a red flannel suit, and if he is chuckling and laughing away, while flying around in a miniature sleigh with eight tiny reindeer to pull him along, then lets face it... Your eggnog's too strong! ************************************************* Christmas Story 'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear? The old lady bitches cause I work late at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter, They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny Who the hell

How To Tell You Went To A Bad New Years Eve Party
1. To give it a Times Square feel, everyone is groped, fondled and pick-pocketed 2. The 'Party Hats' look suspiciously like stolen traffic cones 3. There's a "Happy 2007" sticker on the packet of shrimp you've been eating all night 4. It's January 6th 5. Prison regulations require lights out at 10:00 pm 6. The guests have decided to start the midnight countdown at 10,000 7. At midnight everyone gathers around to watch your Uncle Earl's pants drop 8. You hear a guy doing a count down before using the bathroom 9. The 'Champagne' tastes suspiciously like apple juice mixed with Alka Seltzer

Pantera - Fucking Hostile
Almost every day I see the same face On broken picture tube It fits the attitude If you could see yourself You put you on a shelf Your verbal masturbate Promise to nauseate Today I'll play the part of non-parent Not make a hundred rules For you to know about yourself Not lie and make you believe What's evil is making love and making friends and meeting God you're own way The right way [Chorus] To see To bleed Cannot be taught In turn You're making us Fucking hostile We stand alone The truth in right and wrong The boundaries of the law You seem to miss the point Arresting for a joint? You seem to wonder why Hundreds of people die You're writing tickets man My mom got jumped -- they ran! Now I'll play a public servant To serve and protect By the law and the state I'd bust the punks That rape steal and murder And leave you be If you crossed me I'd shake your hand like a man Not a god [Chorus] Come meet your maker, boy Some things you ca

"the Land Of The Flies."
“The Land of the Flies.” One hot summer night began my cruel end Just after the party, when all of my friends Had all departed, and headed on home And I cleaned up the mess in my place all alone I gathered the cans, some half filled with beer The wine and the booze, the liquid good cheer Now feeling cozy and drunk, a fuzz in my head I poured them all out and headed to bed And later that night with darkness around I first heard that buzzing, that God awful sound It filled up my room, that horrible din And I woke to the flies crawling here on my skin Only 20 or so, maybe 30 in all Not quite like a housefly, no, quicker and small And in the glow of my nightlight, haunting and pale I swung and I swatted, but to no avail They looked like a fruit fly, but that wasn’t quite right No, these weren’t harmless, these flies could bite And as I fought them and failed, they kept up their attack Landing just out of reach, and tearing chunks from my back Like a madman

Silversun Pickups Lyrics To "well Thought Out Twinkles"
Now what was that scar situated from afar And what was that light integrated in your mind Now what have you done it's too early for everyone Just wait for that sign spilling over and passed in time Come join in the last hurrah with open sores and open jaw Find one last flaw and keep it safe and free from harm Now what have you done it's too early for everyone So smile go inside come to see there is no sign Now here we are revisiting A time a place a whole industry well we Promised we'll be leaving soon We share apocalyptic views, How comforting that we see them Who are we? Promised we'll be leaving shortly.. Come join in the last hurrah, with open sores and open jaw What was that light integrated in your mind Now what have you done it's too early for everyone Just wait for that sign spilling over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and..

Silversun Pickups Lyrics To "checkered Floor"
Winded through monotone One foot on checkered floor Head hung but still watching One dim lit figurine Concealed Pass it on Appeal Play along Please don’t stop singing Cohorts are empty jars Concealed Pass it on Appeal Play along Meanwhile another scene Tracking mud while blood letting We’ve been so proud Watch how our star behaves We’ll all roll in our graves Sink with every word While all their backs were turned Meanwhile our little gem Is sleeping with sycophants But now and then we’re joining in Tracking mud while blood letting We’ve been so proud We've been so proud We've been so proud We've been so proud -Silversun Pickups: Checkered Floor This song is fucking sweet, lyrically and physically, its a beautiful song! My favorite verse in this track would have to be: Watch how our star behaves We’ll all roll in our graves Sink with every word While all their backs were turned This is mostly true in so many cases!!

50 Cunnilingus Tips From Women
50 Cunnilingus Tips from Women new! 8/4/06 We've received thousands of cunnilingus tips over the years. Here are some of the best tips we've received from women. Men, listen up! 1. Use smooth, steady, slow rhythmic licks. Slow and steady wins the race 2. I am new to this whole oral sex thing. My husband decided to eat me out the other night. He made these motions with his tongue and told me to guess what he was spelling against my clit. I thought it would be weird to have him do that but it really relaxed me and I had fun with it. So guys: Spell out little messages like "I love you" or "You taste good." It will take any hesitation away from your girl while she's decoding your playful messages. 3. At Wal-Mart they have these little ice trays that make tubular ice for bottles. They sell the trays for a dollar each. Get small pieces of (what my husband and I now refer to as) Cooter Ice. Slip them around the clit and into the vaginal opening. It make

A First For Me
Laying in bed, snuggled up in Your arms as W/we sleep peacefully. Slowly, i start to awake. Rubbing my hands along Your chest, feeling Your hair tickling the flesh between my fingers. Carefully, so as not to awaken You, i reach into the nightstand and get out a cock ring. Letting my hands slide along Your body, trailing down to Your cock, slipping the ring onto it. Continuing my exploration of Your sleeping body, i slowly move Your arms into position and cuff them to the corners of the bed. As the snap of the cuffs click into place, You awaken, asking "what are you doing?" Grinning, i reply "having fun with my Master" Shaking Your arms, You demand i release You NOW. To which i reply, "Yes, my Master" Getting the key from the nightstand and inserting it into the cuffs, releasing You. Suddenly, You grab my right wrist, pulling it to the left side of the bed, cuffing it. Copying with my left wrist to the right side of the back, forcing me to lay on my belly. All of a sudden, i feel one

A New Day Is Dawning
On the day it rained forever I've no regrets time to forget Take control of it Something tells me to make my move Save my energy Is it really hurt that I feel I don't wanna break it Watch it melt away I know I'll be alright All around the walls are breaking down We're beings watching the world It's a dream A new day is dawning Just wait for the morning star On the day it rained forever

A Box Full Of Visions
A box full of visions In light of my fears A scene from a movie Impressions and tears Try for your heart I reach for a blur A postcard we shared Somewhere we were I lack the momentum But with you I'm whole In search of the better Real heart real soul Before we lose forever Just needed you to know Before we run for shelter Let it rise don't let it go Love all the pain away

Are You Hungry
You're like a child with old eyes Cynical, sensible, always full of surprises You travel far and wide Looking for the feeling lost inside They don't understand you Not until it's too late With everything they've handed you on a silver plate Are you hungry, for a little more than what you've had before? Are you hungry, for a taste of life to wet your appetite? Now give me this mountainside Cool water to lie beside Give me those two strong eyes To see the difference between truth and lie Give me this feeling when you miss me Every day and every night That's all I need Yes everything else is gonna be alright Are you hungry, for a little more than what you've had before? You're like a sight for sore eyes Lyrical and gentle, borderline sentimental You're like a dream in real life So why do I keep falling back to sleep I'm so serious and deep? Are you hungry, for a taste of life to wet your appetite?

All This Suffering
I'm at a loss for words, there's nothing to say I sit in silence wondering what led me to this place How did my heart become so lifeless and cold Where did the passion go? When all my efforts seem like chasing wind I've used up all my strength and there's nothing left to give I've lost the feeling and I'm numb to the core I can't fake it anymore. Here I am at the end I'm in need of resurrection Only You can take this empty shell and raise it from the dead What I've lost to the world what seems far beyond redemption You can take the pieces in Your hand and make me whole again You speak and all creation falls to its knees You raise Your hand and calm the waves of the raging sea You have a way of turning winter to spring Make something beautiful out of all this suffering Here I am once again I'm in need of resurrection Only You can take this empty shell and raise it from the dead What I've lost to the world what seems far beyond redemption You have a way o

Poems
You peoples my peoples your peoples, my kind your kind that the kind? My family your family, my friends your friends, my parent your parent, my brothers and sisters,your brothers and sisters. That human being! What we fighting for? Why there so much dislike and hatred in us all? Is it the pride? Is it the racial? Or because we just too proud? Of our tongue, hidden fear showing bravery, became an ugly soul. How much does we really needed? We not enough? We steals, we lies, We cheat, We robs, don't give a damn you suffers and hurts! Until we get what we want to fulfil our greediness! Why there is war around us? War again my-your own country! War again my-your peoples! War again my-your family! War again each other racial! War of the colour, blinded with evils, craving for power! To kill to conquer a fellow human being? You peoples, big and small, tall and shorts running warm blooded though the vain! You peoples, living on the earth! enough for everyone to

Men
Waking up each morning with him on my mind. Random things reminding me of him, an the few moments we shared. I know its best to let him go even though I miss him an will always, just less an less each passing day,his crazy personality forever making me smile. I just hope he knows that im not upset at him an knows that i don't regret anything between us. That I'm sry about the way things happened an how i wish him the best in life.In time i will let him go but for now i still hold him close in memory...

12.29.08 - Third Eye Blind - How's It Gonna Be?
SONG VERSION BELOW Hows It Going To Be - Third Eye Blind VIDEO VERSION BELOW Hows It Going To Be - Third Eye Blind LYRICS BELOW I'm only pretty sure that I can't take anymore Before you take a swing I wonder What are we fighting for When I say out loud I want to get out of this I wonder Is there anything I'm going to miss I wonder How it's going to be When you don't know me How's it going to be When you're sure I'm not there How's it going to be When there is no one to talk to, between you and me 'Cause I don't care How's it going to be How's it going to be Where we used to laugh There's a shouting match Sharp as a thumbnail scratch A silence I can't ignore Like... The hammocks by the doorway we spent time in Swings empty, don't see lightning like last fall when it was always about to hit me I wonder how's it going to be when it goes down Hows it going to be When your not around Hows it going to be When you found out there was

I Hate
I hate the fact that after all those things I have sacrificed for you, you still left me, shunned me and found someone else... I hate the fact that you could just switch your feelings off so easily after all those moments we had... I hate the fact that I was there all along with you when your voice was needed to be heard, but when I needed somebody to lean on - you were never here... I hate the fact that after all those awful pains you made me suffer, you're still using me to satisfy your life and fulfil the emptiness of your living... I hate the fact that you have turned into everything I ever hated... I hate the fact that I think you were ashamed of admitting me all along... I hate the fact that I have come to realise you were just playing around with my soul... Despite all, I hate it so much every time I saw you that you always looked so damn pretty... I hate the fact that no matter where I went and what I did, everything and everywhere reminded me those mome

Ia There Any Point?
I'd say goodbye if I thought that I could actually go through with it. But I know my own weaknesses. I cannot stand to make anything that permanent. But I say goodbye silently every time. Cut another chunk out of that friendship and throw it on the fire. It's like walking when everyone else is driving. You see them, they see you; but they're moving so fast & yourself so slow. It feels like life is something beyond your grasp. Memory tells you stories, but they only make you want to cry. Memory presents its evidence, but it's a mistrial. What good are these friends, when I'm just as alone. What is the point to these friendships, if I don't feel any different, or maybe sadder still sometimes. Watching them dwindle as they do...left remembering the dead. I'm tired of digging graves in my mind and heart but when does the mourning end. Maybe it's just tonight, but anyone who knows me knows it's not. Maybe it's just a mountain I'm climbing to find the top, but anyone who truly

Knowing
Knowing someone loves me, Makes everything worth while, Knowing I am are cherished, Makes me wake up with a smile, Knowing I am respected, Is a truly wondrous thing, Knowing how you feel inside, Makes me want to sing.

Love Poem
Falling into that beautiful thing called Love (Ridiculas, inconvenient, consuming, can't-live-without-each-other-love) So this is love. As wonderous and scary and fabulous as it can be. It may have started with mere attraction, but where it's ended up is somewhere deeper, truer and endlessly more fulfilling. And despite yourself, you will have learned a little something along the way. That euphoria doesn't have to be fleeting. That love can survive doubt. that joyful instinct should never be repressed. And so you throw yourself into love. Heart first.

My Insanity
My Insanity My mind became unhinged My thoughts untethered My words became acid Eating away at the love I’d built I threw away my good friends Almost lost my true love And all this in a matter of weeks It seemed for a while That all I wanted was to die I closed off the parts that loved Closed off the parts that needed To make easier the task But I was saved I was scooped from the jaws of death By my love My one true love With his help a new journey begins Recovery The road is long and filled with potholes But he guides me along He supports me when I’m weak He soothes me when I quake with anger He gave what I couldn’t ask for He is my strength My anchor My home. So here we are Over a year has passed I’m on unfamiliar ground I find I want my friends Have I totally destroyed the bridges? Can I repair the damage done? How do I say sorry? He can’t help me here This is my challenge My task I need to tell them I still love them That I am back Scarred

Shall I List The Reasons?
Shall I list the reasons? Shall I list the reasons, That I love you so? Shall I wax forever lyrical, About how you make me glow? About the way you make me smile Just by saying “hello”. I love the sound of your voice So deep, dark and velvety. Your eyes are so expressive So filled with love for me. Shall I go on? Alright I will. Your kisses they inflame me Leave me burning with desire. Wherever that your hands touch leaves behind a trail of fire. In short my love it’s everything That makes me love you so Not just a single reason But many fold and more. Know this…… My heart, my mind, My soul and flesh Are yours to do with as you please. You are the blood in my veins The air in my lungs Without you I am nothing.

Sometimes
The moment life gets difficult you seem to run and hide cover up your feelings disguise your softer side You need stop your running stand and face the crowd listen to your inner self then you can be proud It doesn't make you vulnerable to have a heart within release those pent emotions then let your life begin

No More Please!
The world spins my body shakes my heart races shivers run through me nausea prevents eating first chills, then sweats no sleep I am exhausted I can't concentrate my head hurts I want to scream I can't stand much more no-one can help no-one knows how I face this alone like I face everything even loved I am alone when 30 minutes becomes a whole night I know it's time to scream for the help I need so badly. But instead I sit quietly suffering, wishing I were dead.

3 Wishes
If a fairy said to you, 3 wishes are yours to make, how much thinking would you do? what chances would you take? Would you wish for wealth untold? or for a longer life? maybe just for a hand to hold? or existance without strife? would you wish for peace on Earth? and for all the wars to end? for humanity to find rebirth? Or racial wounds to mend?

Oh God Why?
Why do children suffer? Why must babies die? Why take the pure and innocent? Why make young ones cry? Why create the illnesses? Why make a pedophile? Why make life so difficult? Why not just let the children smile?

Distant Dreams
So close and yet so far distance bars the way waiting for the time when love is here to stay I ache with every moment we must remain apart wondering if I'm right to bare my fragile heart emotionally naked my feelings all on show vulnerable and open my love's allowed to grow blessed I am to know you blessed to know you care impatiently I'm waiting for the time when I am there I know that I can trust you not to break my heart I know that once I've held you Never will we part.

Body Heat
When passion burns And lust inflames And hearts go all aquiver a single touch can fan the flames a whisper make you shiver the softest kiss makes promises the heart wants to deliver as bodies merge a single whole could stay like this forever the passion peaks hot juices flow just like a burning river as sense returns I promise this... That I will leave you never.

Squirting
History of Squirting If you were to refer to literature over the last 50 years you would be lead to believe that females have only been able to ejaculate since about 1980. Of course this is absurd, and just shows how "the experts" can be wrong for decades on just about anything. Many knew the experts were wrong, but had little success in convincing anyone. Needless to say this lead to many problems, needless surgery (to fix the poor women who would ejaculate), expensive counselling (got to find out what happened when they were children to cause this "problem"), and in some cases divorce. "The G Spot" by Alice Kahn Ladas, Beverly Whipple, and John D. Perry, has dozens of letters from women who went though various personal tragedies because they would ejaculate during lovemaking. Doctors, gynaecologists, and psychiatrists invariably told them they were peeing and needed either surgery or psychotherapy. Newsweek published an article entitled "Just How the Sexes Differ" in May of 198

Howdy Ya'll!!
ok.. sooo.. here's the latest.. i finally got my computer back.. lol.. so i can chat with all my crazy fu-friends again.. i'm sooo excited about that!! lol.. but the sad news is.. i had to close down my lounge.. :( i just don't have the time for it.. and i felt bad just having it there and never getting to use it.. lol.. sooo once again i'm wandering looking for a new home.. lol.. thanx to everyone who sent well wishes for my mom's health. she's doing much much better.. full recovery!! and thanx to all my close friends who stuck by and didn't give up on me during my computer shortage for the past couple months.. lol.. you'll all always have a special place in my heart.. lol.. anyways.. i'm gonna wrap this lil thing up.. and i'll talk to you all soon!!

Just Something I Once Wrote
CAN TOMORROW BE ANY BLACKER THAN TODAY? IT JUST SEEMS TO GET DARKER, DAY BY DAY I PRAY FOR SOME HELP FROM ABOVE "PLEASE, SEND ME SOMEONE TO LOVE" I LIVE MY LIFE ONE DAY AT A TIME LONELINESS SEEMS TO BE MY ONLY CRIME ALTHOUGH I HAVE MY HEALTH, I REALLY DON`T CARE CAUSE IT`S WORSE THAN DEATH, LIVING IN DESPAIR I WAKE EVERYDAY AND SEE THE SAME FOUR WALLS AND WAIT BY THE PHONE BUT, NO ONE CALLS I FOUND TRUE LOVE ONCE IN MY LIFE NOW, WHERE I LIVE IT`S NEVER LIGHT WHAT WILL HAVE TO HAPPEN FOR ME TO RETURN TO LIFE? OR IS THE ANSWER TO MY QUESTION UPON THE BLADE OF A KNIFE? I HAVE NEVER FELT AN EMPTINESS LIKE THIS BEFORE SIMPLY AWAITING DEATH TO KNOCK UPON MY DOOR WILL THE SUN COME OUT AGAIN TOMORROW? OR WILL IT BE ANOTHER DAY FILLED WITH SORROW THE ANSWER WILL BE FOUND UPON THE EARLY LIGHT LORD, HELP ME GET

Eight Signs Your Man May Be Depressed
(The Frisky) -- Though the stigma is lessening, men are still far more likely than women to let their depression go untreated. Blame it on Rambo, Brando, or the lure of the martini, but many guys still aren't getting the help they need. Eight signs your man may be depressed As the traditionally stressful, dark days of winter set in, here are some signs that the guy you love might be suffering from more than a loss in fantasy football. 1. Substance use: Has he been drinking more beer than a pledging freshman? Has his usual dinner cocktail spawned into three? Often, an increase in substance use -- and this includes cigarettes, recreational drugs, and caffeine -- can be a desperate attempt to self-medicate or cover up unpleasant feelings that are gnawing at him. 2. Unhealthy eating: We all have our baked chicken days and our nachos-by-the-truckload days; such is the fluctuation of normal eating. But if you see an increasing pattern of junk food bingeing, overeating, skipping mea

Spotlight Thank You!
HeartInspector wants to thank all her friends/family and fans who helped her get the spotlight!! xoxo Tappinit the most FuLuved Owner who spoils his pets! I thank you my dear...xoxo! Tappinit XmasBaby73 and Pink0828: These amazing sexy FuLadies! Pimped me, spoiled me & made this so fun! xoxo! ♥xmasbaby73♥DEVOTED 2 the MOST HANDSOME and AMAZING man EVER *TAPPINIT*luv him..I Do * Pink0828* ஐ*ღDangerous Curves Memberღ*ஐ PaPrGrl for Paying it forward with FuLuv! xoxo ty! ♦PaPrGrl♦ *Owned by Tappinit* SinfulBrat who shares her FuLuv freely with us all........ SinfulBrat ~NO SALUTE =NO ADD~ The Donations.....WOW..... I was amazed of the FuLuv and Support to Make Spot possible! From the largest donation to the smallest, I DO thank and FuLuv you all! I will be paying this forward I promise you~ Ok, Autos on.....here is to 2009! ~xoxo heart~ ~*Ç£ÃÿMØ®Ê*~DEMON CREW

It's On In Da Chill Lounge
It's the Weekend!!!! come on in the Chill lounge tonight everybody!!! drinks will be on the house all night long for the first weekend of the new year!!!! And if you like the joint plz feel free to join. enjoy the first friday of the year everyone!!!!

01.02.09 - Mott The Hoople - All The Young Dudes (first Song Of The Year)
SONG VERSION BELOW All The Young Dudes - Mott The Hoople LYRICS BELOW Well Billy rapped all night about his suicide How he kick it in the head when he was twenty-five Speed jive don't want to stay alive When you're twenty-five And Wendy's stealing clothes from marks and sparks And Freddy's got spots from ripping off the stars from his face Funky little boat race Television man is crazy saying we're juvenile deliquent wrecks Oh man I need TV when I got T Rex I'm a dude man All the young dudes (Hey dudes) Carry the news (Where are ya) Boogaloo dudes (Stand up Come on) Carry the news All the young dudes (I want to hear you) Carry the news (I want to see you) Boogaloo dudes (And I want to talk to you all of you) Carry the news Now Lucy looks sweet cause he dresses like a queen But he can kick like a mule it's a real mean team But we can love oh yes we can love And my brother's back at home with his Beatles and his Stones We never got it off on

01.02.09 - Jim Croce - I Got A Name (666 Views And Counting)
SONG VERSION BELOW I Got a Name - Jim Croce LYRICS BELOW Like the pine trees linin' the windin' road I've got a name, I've got a name Like the singin' bird and the croakin' toad I've got a name, I've got a name And I carry it with me like my daddy did But I'm livin' the dream that he kept hid Movin' me down the highway Rollin' me down the highway Movin' ahead so life won't pass me by Like the north wind whistlin' down the sky I've got a song, I've got a song Like the whippoorwill and the baby's cry I've got a song, I've got a song And I carry it with me and I sing it loud If it gets me nowhere, I'll go there proud Movin' me down the highway Rollin' me down the highway Movin' ahead so life won't pass me by And I'm gonna go there free Like the fool I am and I'll always be I've got a dream, I've got a dream They can change their minds but they can't change me I've got a dream, I've got a dream Oh, I know I could share it if you want me to If yo

Love Ya, Mom!!!
October 11th, 1986, I was born. May have not impacted the world then, but I think I may have done a few things since that I can be very proud of. I finished high school, for once...lol. I grew up knowing not how to fail. When I found a fork in the road, I tried my best to choose the best route to go. When I found a wall, I climbed it, one way or another, but Ill admit, sometimes I didnt climb the wall, I just took a cannon to it. Though I owe it to my mom. Some of you may know her, most dont, but she is one incredible woman. Never once told me to find an easy way out of things, always told me to never quit, but to be the best I can be. Everytime it came down to the point where I knew I would put my name in the record books, she was always watching, cheering me on. I know there was a time or two where she may not have been able to make it and see me do something awesome, but I knew that I was on her mind the whole time. And to see her light up when I told her how I did my best, s

New Year New Begining
I'm doing so much better since I moved to West Virginia everything is going great so far the doors that i'v been trying to open for the past 8 years is now starting to open for me, every since my dad was killed and my grandmother passed away my holidays sucked but my christmas this year was great because I got to spend it with my mom, i'm starting to get back into working out I kinda slacked off for a while but the fire is starting to burn hotter and my determination has incressed i'm getting my head back in the game I have alot of goals i'm going to meet, well as some of you may know I was supposed to have returned to wrestling this year at GSCW in North Carolina but it never happend I don't know what happend Keith The Don Tomasso i'm not for sure if he's full of his own bullshit or he is stuck in this fantasy world of his but oh well I guess it just wasn't ment to be so I have moved on.....I have alot of great friends and family who is behind me 100% I have been through alot in the p

Reflection Of The Past
Stop looking at me, Am I that creepy? You tease me, Stop looking at me. You hate me, Why am i really that strange? You don't know m, Don't judge me. I told you stop looking at me! Wait what am I saying Your perfect reflection, Your lovely complection, Staring back at me Your just a mirror image Of what i was once to be.

Women's Motto For 2009
Someone will always be prettier. Someone will always be smarter. Some of their houses will be bigger. Some will drive a better car. Their children will do better in school. And their husband will fix more things around the house. So let it go, and love you and your circumstances Think about it! The prettiest woman in the world can have hell in her heart. The most highly favored woman on your job may be unable to have children. The richest woman you know, she's got the car, the house, the clothes~ might be lonely. And the word says, 'If I have not Love, I am nothing.' So, again, love you. Love who you are. Look in the mirror in the morning and smile and say, 'I am too Blessed to be Stressed and too Anointed, to be Disappointed!' 'Winners make things happen~~ Losers let things happen.' Be 'Blessed' Ladies and pass this on to encourage another woman. 'To the world you might be one person, to me you are special!

Words
Words, words brought our first encounter, the look into his glowing eyes, the caress of our bodies together, the kiss of his sweet lips to mine, the first I love you, the memories that will last to infinity, misspoken words took his away in a heated moment, and the only feelings left are from the memories of our love, and always remembering the words, the words not spoken.

Sometimes We Just Need To Be $20 Reminded...
A well-known speaker started off his seminar by: holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this $20 bill?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do this. He proceeded to crumple up the $20 dollar bill. He then asked, "Who still wants it?" Still the hands were up in the air. Well, he replied, "What if I do this?" And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. "Now, who still wants it?" Still the hands went into the air. My friends, we have all learned a very valuable lesson No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20. Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make an

Smart Flight Attendant!‏
A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The little boy (who had been looking out the window turned to his mother and asked, 'If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?' The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the flight attendant. So the boy went down the aisle and asked the flight attendant, 'If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big plane have baby planes?' The busy flight attendant smiled and said, 'Did your mother tell you to ask me?' The boy said, 'Yes, she did.' 'Well, then, you go and tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your mother explain that to you

Men's Pearls Of Wisdom‏
1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I don't remember, what I chose. 2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. 3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects. 4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...' 5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together. 6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth. 7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly. 8. Virginity can be cured. 9. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity. 10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. 11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small. 12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy. 13. Q: What's an Australian kiss? A: The same thing

Saying Goodbye To Mother....‏
You Don 't Have To Own A Cat To Appreciate This One! You don't even have to like 'em! We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, 'He's just going upstairs to say Goodbye to my mother.' A few minutes later, I get into the cab. 'Sorry I took so long,' I said, as we drove away.

The Christmas Gas Station‏
The old man sat in his gas station on a cold Christmas Eve. He hadn't been anywhere in years since his wife had passed away. It was just another day to him. He didn't hate Christmas, just couldn't find a reason to celebrate. He was sitting there looking at the snow that had been falling for the last hour and wondering what it was all about when the door opened and a homeless man stepped through. Instead of throwing the man out, Old George as he was known by his customers, told the man to come and sit by the heater and warm up. "Thank you, but I don't mean to intrude," said the stranger. "I see you're busy, I'll just go." "Not without something hot in your belly." George said. He turned and opened a wide mouth Thermos and handed it to the stranger. "It ain't much, but it's hot and tasty ... Stew ... made it myself. When you're done, there's coffee and it's fresh." Just at that moment he heard the "ding" of the driveway bell. "Excuse me, be right back," George said. There in

Acquainted With The Night
I've been feeling down and pessimistic lately. Nothing seems to be going right anymore. So much family drama. Fighting. Yelling. Shit. I read this poem in college and it sums up my mood. Acquainted with the Night Robert Frost I have been one acquainted with the night. I have walked out in rain -- and back in rain. I have outwalked the furthest city light. I have looked down the saddest city lane. I have passed by the watchman on his beat And dropped my eyes, unwilling to explain. I have stood still and stopped the sound of feet When far away an interrupted cry Came over houses from another street, But not to call me back or say good-bye; And further still at an unearthly height, O luminary clock against the sky Proclaimed the time was neither wrong nor right. I have been one acquainted with the night. yeah just, yeah Rhonny

Come See Me Perform Live Bump And Grind On Feb. 13th!
The Bad Luck Bash with The Drop Dead Darlings and Bulimia Puree' 2-13-09 @ Bullocks Tavern 401 Edgar St Evansville, IN Doors open @ 8pm With a 5$ cover Raising funds for our troupe with a portion of the proceeds donated to the Albion Fellows Bacon Center (Center for domestic violence and rape survivors) Sexy Burlesque! ZOMBIE GOO WRESTLING!!! Photo Booth! PrIzEs!! ZOMBIE TWISTER!!! Drink specials ALL night With sexy bump and grind acts by: Sake Tsunami (This is me, GUYS!) Svetlana Monsoon Dixie Valentine Noonie Moonshine Scarlet Nightingale Isobella de los Muertos www.myspace.com/dropdeaddarlings

Im In An Auction
so check dis out me an alot of otha hotties r in an auction so come check us out an bid on us u wont be let down! hurrs da link ta git u started an have fun http://fubar.com/images.php?u=2160212&albumid=1425385

Cheater Cheater Lyrics
Cheater, cheater where'd you meet her Down at Ernie's Bar? Did she smile your way, twirl her hair and say how cute your dimples are? Did she use that line "Your place or mine?" while you danced with her real slow? Tell me cheater, cheater where'd you mee that no good, white trash ho? Liar, liar did you buy her whiskey all night long? Did you hide your ring in the pocket of your jeans or did you just keep it on? When the deed was done and you had your fun did you think I wouldn't know? Tell me cheater, cheater where'd you meet that no good, white trash ho? Now I'm not one to judge someone that I ain't never met But to lay your hands on a married man is bout as low as a gal can get Hey I wish her well as she rots in hell and you can tell her I said so Cheater, cheater where'd you meet that no good, white trash ho? Loser, loser hope you love her cuz your stuck with her now Take your sorry butt, load up all your stuff, and get the hell out of my house But I just wish y

In Honor Of Senior Corporal Norman Smith, Dallas Police Department....end Of Watch 01/06/09....thank You Brother
Senior Corporal Norman Smith Dallas Police Department Texas End of Watch: Tuesday, January 6, 2009 Biographical Info Age: Not available Tour of Duty: 18 years Badge Number: Not available Incident Details Cause of Death: Gunfire Date of Incident: Tuesday, January 6, 2009 Weapon Used: Gun; Unknown type Suspect Info: Apprehended Senior Corporal Norman Smith was shot and killed as he attempted to serve an arrest warrant. Corporal Smith and several members of the Gang Unit went to a home on Wadsworth Drive in Dallas to service a arrest warrant for aggravated assault. When Corporal Smith knocked on the front door of the home, he was shot and killed. Members of the Dallas Police SWAT team were able to make entry into the apartment and arrest three suspects at the scene, including the suspect that shot Corporal Smith. Corporal Smith had served with the Dallas Police Department for 18 years and was assigned to the Gang Unit. Corporal Smith is survived by his wife,

Simple Bitches
I had this for a while...This is for my girls.. "A simple bitch will take you where you need to go. *A real bitch throws you her keys and says it needs gas in it! A simple bitch will tell you not to fight, it aint worth it. *A real bitch will say beat her ass and look at the crowd and say "better nobody jump in". A simple bitch will let another bitch know she can back the fuck up or get knocked the fuck out. *A real bitch will just knock her the fuck out!!! A simple bitch tells you, she's had enough to drink. *A real bitch tells you we need another shot, we bout to get fucked up! A simple bitch goes to the club with you and sits down. *A real bitch goes to the club with you and says lets show these simple bitches how we do it. A simple bitch wonders who your new man is. *A real bitch know that mutha fucka's first name, last name , his birthday, where he lives, who he's related to, what kinda car he drive's, where he works, how many babies mama's he has, and how many

Has Done
Has Done I offered you what I could It was only my love not worth anything Still it came from a very deep well I offered but what did it bring? I have shouted to your walls I scream day and night But you hide safely inside Completely immune to my plight Nothing more than just an option As you give others a chance As time begins to blur Between us a greater expanse Black is the only color on my palette And I paint myself into this corner Each brush stroke I loose myself In my own heart I am a foreigner And now all of my heartache Has blotted out the sun I bleed into the earth now This is what my love Has Done

Dad
Dad its been a year since you went away and i miss you more today than ever i'm so sorry you had to i may be selfish but i wanted you to stay here till i went away i do cry alot when i see a picture of you or when i see someone who reminds me of you i want you to know dad i will never forget you i dont know if you can see how i feel but dad i'm still hurting since you left i dont show it to anyone but you know that i never show emotion your the best dad a guy could ever have we had our ups and downs but in the end you knew i loved you and i knew you loved me i just hope if there is an after life you are sitting with him and are happy i cant and wont ever stop loving you dad i feel a part of me is missing without you here i love you dad i will never stop take care dad just know i'm thinking of you always

My Heart....
Tonight as I write this I find myself in deep thought..To want to be with you and share a life time of happiness is so beautiful. To wake up to your smile and in your arms I feel so safe. I know that a life with you will never end... Know when I say " I love u" I mean it from the bottom of my heart....To share endless walks on the beach by moonlighat. Feel you when your away from me...Know that I am with you always....My Heart....

Where I Am Strong
Cool running waters Comfort me A reflection of the life I now choose to lead As currents pass me by My heart resides in peace With all hurt mending I'm free to my own thoughts Free to my own heart As storms fall to the wayside I bathe in the warm sunlight Of love I live in springs' eternal green In the softest grass Where the meadow lark sings Where the sun sets warm And is soothing It is here Along this life's river journey That I am strong

My Life
I am greatful for my friends and family.. My husband, Matthew and i met in high school 22 years ago.. I have 4 boys and he has 5 kids of his own.. That is a lot of children. lol... We seperated after high school, but we got back together 20 years later.. We got married on October 6,2008.. We are truely blessed with all we have in our lives.. We have friends that are as close as our family is.. Granted our friends don't live in the same town let alone the same state as we do, but we are close just the same.. We are looking forward to a bright future together.. We are so happy for the friends and family that are in our lives.. Some of my family don't talk to me but that is ok.. I have all i need or want right here at home.. My husband and my boys make me happy everyday and from where i am sitting that is what matters most in the world.. Matt drives a truck and I am a stay at home mom, which is where i want to be this way i can see all the changes in my boys.. I am looking forward to seei

School Girl Crush
ok so when i go to work, i see her. i feel like a lil school girl and get all shy and like don't talk to her even though i know she is kinda interested but what if she gets to know me and don't like me? gettin shot down is hard to handle ya know. it's like tryin to reach an orgasm and your sooooo clooossseee but damn it somethin distracts you. when i do talk to her it's weird what the hell do i do?

A Need
I NEED….. I need to see you, I need for you to do something for me I need for you to take me back to our first encounter I need for you to lull my bitch back to sleep Where it all began You are the only man who gave me what I wanted…. What I needed There’s only been one since you who came close Something got lost in transition I miss you desperately, I can’t love you…I don’t know how I can only lust for you Your hands…those wonderful hands, your lips, the feel of them I see you sitting in that chair…always Reading me some of your poetry but no words are coming from your mouth Your leg propped on the arm of that chair…you thigh taunting me My mouth waters, my breath quickens, I become more moist My eyes wonder…your lips, your hands, I tingle, my body shivers I close my eyes…I can smell your essence Your talking to me but I hear no words You walk towards me…I only hear my heart beating Your hands…those wonderful hands Reach for me, I start to tremble…you calm me

Motorcycles
Why is it that people never look twice before pulling out into traffic. A great man and great father was killed on Jan 4th 2009 all because some 18yr old didn't look twice and didn't slow down for a stop sign. This man was the best father I have met,he leaves behind three beautiful girls and one very handsome 14month old little boy. I have know this man in good times and a few bad times but the thing I will always remember about him is that no matter what was going on in his life if you needed him he would be there for you and his loved ones. I only knew him for less then a year but he has touched my life and my heart in ways I can not describe. I will miss his laugh and his smile. We all will, we all love him and miss him. REST IN PEACE MICHEAL 7-17-71 TO 1-4-09

01.09.09 - The Wallflowers - One Headlight
SONG VERSION BELOW One Headlight - The Wallflowers VIDEO VERSION BELOW One Headlight - The Wallflowers LYRICS BELOW So long ago, I don't remember when That's when they say I lost my only friend Well they said she died easy of a broken heart disease As I listened through the cemetery trees I seen the sun comin' up at the funeral at dawn The long broken arm of human law Now it always seemed such a waste She always had a pretty face So I wondered how she hung around this place Chorus: Hey, come on try a little Nothing is forever There's got to be something better than In the middle But me & Cinderella We put it all together We can drive it home With one headlight She said it's cold It feels like Independence Day And I can't break away from this parade But there's got to be an opening Somewhere here in front of me Through this maze of ugliness and greed And I seen the sun up ahead At the county line bridge Sayin' all there's good

Wedding Cakes: A World Tour Of Wedding Cake Traditions
Wedding Cakes: A World Tour of Wedding Cake Traditions Wedding customs and rituals vary significantly around the world, and the cake is no exception. Here's a roundup of wedding cake traditions from around the globe. Photo: Erin Johnson Photography * save to notebook * email this article * print this article * bookmark + share Asia Japan: Many Japanese actually use imposter cakes at wedding receptions. Made of artificial rubber, these faux confections are iced with wax -- and even feature a slot for the bride and groom to insert a knife. Believe it or not, some models have even been known to produce a puff of steam! Other dupes consist of elaborately frosted Styrofoam dummy cakes. While the imposters are just for show, sheet cakes hiding out in the kitchen are cut and served to guests. Korea: Many American-style wedding cakes would be considered too sweet for Koreans. They opt instead for a cake made of ground steamed rice covered in red bean powder.

Wedding Customs: Traditions From Around The Globe
Wedding Customs: Traditions From Around the Globe Here's a taste of how couples have been tying the knot in China, Morocco, and many other places for hundreds of years. * save to notebook * email this article * print this article * bookmark + share The toasts. The bouquet toss. The dreaded Chicken Dance. These are rituals that, for better or worse, brides in the U.S. can expect on their wedding day. But have you ever wondered what your wedding would be like if you weren't American? Trust us, it would be just as wonderful. Whether you want to learn about wedding customs from other countries, or you'd like to personalize your own with a little international flair, we've pulled together some of the best traditions from abroad. Italy When: In Italy, wedding festivities usually kick off in the morning, ideally on a Sunday. According to regional Italian folklore, you should never marry (or leave for your honeymoon) on a Friday or Tuesday, or you’re bound to ha

Teach Me To Forgive
One day a while back, a man, his heart heavy with grief, was walking in the woods. As he thought about his life this day, he knew many things were not right. He thought about those who had lied about him back when he had a job. His thoughts turned to those who had stolen his things and cheated him. He remembered family that had passed on. His mind turned to the illness he had, that no one could cure. His very soul was filled with anger, resentment, and frustration. Standing there this day, searching for answers he could not find, knowing all else had failed him, he knelt at the base of an old oak tree to seek the one he knew would always be there. And with tears in his eyes, he prayed: "Lord- You have done wonderful things for me in this life. You have told me to do many things for you, and I happily obeyed. Today, you have told me to forgive. I am sad, Lord, because I cannot, I don't know how. It is not fair Lord, I didn't deserve these wrongs that were done again

Tax Deductibles A Way To Get Money Back From The State By Giving To The Salvation Army Instead Of Throwing Away Your Items
Tax valuation guide for donated goods By Kay Bell • Bankrate.com As you clean out your closet or reorganize your household, be sure to keep track of the items you give to charity. It's your job, not the charity's, to report the value of the donation to the Internal Revenue Service. Tax law now requires that all household items given to a charity must be in good or better condition. Those questionable items you donated in previous years and claimed were worth a few dollars because they were in fair condition are no longer acceptable. Several computer software programs are available to help you figure the tax value of your goodwill. But many people still prefer to use pen and paper, jotting down the item and its worth as they are pulling it from the closet or dresser drawer. If that's your style, the following list will give you an idea of what your donated clothing and household goods are worth. It indicates fair market value for some common items as suggested in the Salv

Joke
The Texas Highway Patrol is cracking down on speeders . For the first offense, they give you two Dallas Cowboy tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them. Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A. The Dallas Cowboys Q. What do the Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common? A. They both can make 55,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ.' Q. How do you keep the Dallas Cowboy out of your yard? A. Put up a goal post. Q. What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a new Super Bowl ring? A. A thief. Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboy and a dollar bill? A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill. And the best...... Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and a possums have in common? A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

01.12.09 - R.e.m. - Losing My Religion
SONG VERSION BELOW Losing My Religion - REM VIDEO VERSION BELOW R.E.M. - Losing My Religion - R.E.M. LYRICS BELOW Oh, life is bigger It's bigger than you And you are not me The lengths that I will go to The distance in your eyes Oh no, I've said too much I set it up (chorus) That's me in the corner That's me in the spotlight, I'm Losing my religion Trying to keep up with you And I don't know if I can do it Oh no, I've said too much I haven't said enough I thought that I heard you laughing I thought that I heard you sing I think I thought I saw you try Every whisper Of every waking hour I'm Choosing my confessions Trying to keep an eye on you Like a hurt lost and blinded fool, fool Oh no, I've said too much I set it up Consider this Consider this The hint of the century Consider this The slip that brought me To my knees failed What if all these fantasies Come flailing around Now I've said too much I thought that I heard

Math Is Not Even Applicable. (1/25/08)
So I ran across the quintessential morning mumm, something about sex and swinging. Apparently, and I did not even know this, three people can somehow equal two couples. Anyway, our resident mathematics and swinging expert is really upset with me. **Name changed to protect ego** Learn2Math: Read the mumm before you comment it syas"three or more" ->Learn2Math: How could three ever be two couples? Learn2Math: READ IT it says three OR MORE ->Learn2Math: Yes, or, which means three is an option. Explain to me how three people are two couples? Learn2Math: yeah it also says USUALLY two couples it also can be a couple and a single which is three ->Learn2Math: See, now you're adding things. Just admit you're wrong and we can all go about our lives. Learn2Math: Look dumb ass read it again i did not add anything try some english comprehension ->Learn2Math: Sure you didn't. Look, I know this sort of humiliation is difficult to deal with, but at least it's only on the internet, righ

Off Your Meds? (1/25/08)
This winner sent me a blank friend request, then freaked out when I asked him to give me a reason to add him. I assume he sustained brain damage when his crackhead mother prematurely shat him out in the middle of a meth lab. Either that or his hurklebeast wife was standing behind him, and he didn't want her to know he trolls for pussy on the internet. Then he blocked me and rated me a 1 from a 10. It'll take me years of therapy to get over the rejection. **Name not changed, go forth and abuse** Mel Dillon: what the hell you talking about? get outta here! ->Mel Dillon: Oooh, you're retarded, I get it now. Mel Dillon: who the fuck are you? and stope mesaging me! ->Mel Dillon: You sent me a blank friend request you inbred mongoloid.

Is Spell Check On The Internet? (1/28/08)
I got another blank friends request, this time from some sleazy loser who should probably save up for hair plugs instead of living on welfare checks and trolling fubar. Once I hurt his pwecious feewings too many times, he put me on ignore and kept sending me shouts. I couldn't reply, but I'm pretty sure he's used to talking dirty to himself anyway. **Name has not been altered, he's a pathetic dickless bitch** ->drmmaker128: Blank friend request? Give me a reason. drmmaker128: I saw u so sweet and sexy sweetie and i tought I'd like u as a friend ->drmmaker128: Uh... no. drmmaker128: ok fine but nice shirt drmmaker128: besides why do i need a reason to be ur friend anyways? ->drmmaker128: Because I won't add you otherwise. Gawd, thought that was pretty obvious. drmmaker128: so it just seems like u don't want to make friends then. So why r u on fubar anyways? ->drmmaker128: To make friends with people who can spell. Clearly you are not in that minority. drmmaker128: it

I'm Going To Die Alone. (1/29/08)
As you all know, I'm on a mission to find love on Fubar, because, frankly, I'm so hideously deformed and boring that I can't find anyone outside the internet. Even so, despite my low standards, it seems that all the good ones are taken. ->sir-physco...: I don't accept blank friend requests, why should I add you? sir-physco...: ohh sorry im just on here to make friends nothing else ->sir-physco...: I'm probably an internet butt rapist, you shouldn't try to make friends with complete strangers. sir-physco...: im in ireland ur in the states dont think "but raping" would be possable :| ->sir-physco...: You shouldn't underestimate the size of my wang. ->demonknight: Blank friend request? Give me a reason. demonknight: I have a hard time to wright thing about thing ->demonknight: I have no idea what you just said. demonknight: the friend request is blank i do not now the thing i like to said ->demonknight: Have you had any strokes?

Is This The One? (1/30/08)
I finally found a sensitive man, but me and my big mouth, I screwed it up! `&#...: hello ->`&#...: Hi. `&#...: how are u doing today ->`&#...: Can't complain, you? `&#...: pissd of at the wolrd ->`&#...: Sounds time consuming. `&#...: yeah ill tell u ->`&#...: Please don't. `&#...: sorry dont worry and waste your time i would never ->`&#...: Yeah, you shouldn't.

Flattery Will Get You Everywhere! (1/30/08)
It sure is, Jackie!! :D jackie879: thethings i'd like u do let me do to u ->jackie879: Awesome, I always wanted to punch a dude in the rectum! jackie879: i didn't say things u wanted to do to me jackie879: silly girl ->jackie879: Oh, so sorry, your sentence was so incoherent I naturally assumed that you needed to be punched in the rectum for that alone. jackie879: ya u should get back to work ->jackie879: Yeah, that's a good comeback. jackie879: well i'm sorry i'm not in the mood for a come back with someone i don't have to talk to ->jackie879: Yet you keep talking to me. You see how that sort of defeats your claims to the contrary? jackie879: i love waisting ur time ->jackie879: What a pathetic life you must lead. I bet this conversation is the high point of your day. jackie879: u see im not logged in on fubar while i work ->jackie879: I'm sure it's hard to chat on fubar and scrub toilets at the same time. jackie879: it silly i know but, i like the way u ta

Sarcasm Is Not An Emotion. (6/11/08)
I'm going to start with good news. We spoke to my daddy's surgeon today, and he got ALL the cancer. All of it! Nuffin left to eat my daddy's colon. He'll probably still go through a small round of chemo just for formalities, but ha! Take that, cancer! My daddy kicked your ass! I want to thank ALL of you for your wishes and good thoughts, obviously they worked. Let's find something else you guys can put your minds to. I would love to win the lottery, make it happen! To celebrate the good news, I might go have a beer with my piercer later tonight. I owe him one anyway for being such a drama queen on Monday. Having said that, I would like to point out for the billionth time that people on the internet are freaks. I'm on a community called Inked Nation, it's for tattooers, tattoo enthusiasts, etc. So this guy messages me like, hey, what's up, etc. I message back with him for a while, then go to bed. While I was sleeping, he apparently messaged me asking for my instant messenger ID, then

Talking Dirty 101 (6/20/08)
I'm a master at the cyber sex talk, let me teach you: (Top to bottom, cause I'm nice.) Texas b3st...: how it going ->Texas b3st...: Fine, thanks. Texas b3st...: So wat u doin tonight ->Texas b3st...: Sleeping, more than likely. Texas b3st...: Whoa.. dats 2 much fun or one night..let me have some ->Texas b3st...: Holy crap, misspelled sarcasm is really sexy. Texas b3st...: yea...i just got hard.. have u seen my nswf pics ->Texas b3st...: I think I'd rather put my nutsack in a meatgrinder, but thanks for the offer. Texas b3st...: wat u dont like black dicks ->Texas b3st...: I just don't want to see yours, I really couldn't care less what color it is. Texas b3st...: wateva cry baby.. so ur a dude 4real ->Texas b3st...: Yes, I'm a dude, you must be gay. Texas b3st...: where da rest o ur pics.. I knw u have some XXX pics.. show sum love Texas b3st...: u look real good as a bitch ->Texas b3st...: Does this idiocy actually work for you? You're like a retarded five

Grammar: 1, Us Military: 0 (7/2/08)
Saber6: gorgeous ->Saber6: Squishy. Saber6: that too hello ->Saber6: No greetings, I'd rather just go back to typing random adjectives. Saber6: gooble ->Saber6: No, not really, it's idiotic to greet someone with an adjective. ->Saber6: Also, gooble, while not being a word, wouldn't be an adjective anyway.

I Wasn't Aware Of A Mr. Bitch... (7/8/08)
This mental colossus messaged me after I changed my status to "Would you please sign my can of tomatoes?" If you're wondering what that's about, see my previous blog entry. looking fo...: i ll do more then sign them lol ->looking fo...: You like having aluminum cans shoved up your ass? How brave of you to admit it to a complete stranger. looking fo...: lol looking fo...: your nuts ->looking fo...: My nuts in your ass? I don't think so, I'm sure you have diseases. looking fo...: u have nuts huh ->looking fo...: What did you think I meant by can of tomatoes? God, you're slow. looking fo...: your right have a good day mrs bitch

Are You Smarter Than A Typing Monkey? (7/10/08)
I'm not. Can someone please explain this chat speak out of necessity because the Shout Box won't let you type things over and over phenomenon to me? I'm not very bright, you see... P.S. Men who own cats are either gay or French. And I'm not one to say anything, but I'm pretty sure that's a baguette in his pocket... Twiztid Ma...: LMFAOROTFSTC!!! i love your away message ->Twiztid Ma...: Did you just get a new keyboard? Twiztid Ma...: thats stands for laughing my fucking ass off rolling on the floor scaring the cat Twiztid Ma...: you really aren't that big into computer and shit obviously Twiztid Ma...: it just made me laugh that much ->Twiztid Ma...: I just figured you were testing out all the shiny buttons to see what they do. You know, like one of those typing monkeys. But goodness, I've never seen a computer before, so who knows? I've read about them in the local paper, though. Twiztid Ma...: it's chat speak dear....and nice sttempt at sarcasm...too bad it failed

Dedicated To Gutter Slut. (7/11/08)
I honestly don't even have any clever quips about this guy. He's clearly lonely and desperate, and I almost feel sorry for him. That didn't stop me from fucking with him, though, but I did get bored towards the end (try to guess where) and blocked him because it was just getting way too sad. Gutter Slut, this is for you, to alleviate your boredom. I tried to drag it out as long as I could. lonewolf_r...: hey ->lonewolf_r...: Hello. lonewolf_r...: how are u ->lonewolf_r...: Fine. lonewolf_r...: if u were in florida and we got to meet i would take u out then ask u to be my girlfriend lonewolf_r...: good how is ur day ->lonewolf_r...: I think I'd rather get hit by a bus than be your girlfriend. Can we arrange that instead? lonewolf_r...: why do u say that ->lonewolf_r...: Because I'm totally internet psychic and my super powers are telling me you're a desperate loser. You must admit, that's not much of a turn on. lonewolf_r...: im not a loser ->lonewolf_r...: Sure, of

I'm Not Saying He's A Pedophile... (7/25/08)
...but is that a pacifier in his pocket, or is he just happy to see me? AmsterdamSam: Damn Sexy Sweety ->AmsterdamSam: Oh my crap, is that a mullet on your head? AmsterdamSam: Don't think so ->AmsterdamSam: Are you sure? It looks like a mullet in your default thumbnail. AmsterdamSam: Don't see one. what pic? ->AmsterdamSam: I'm sorry, "default" isn't a good clue? AmsterdamSam: Nope. not much of a clue. ->AmsterdamSam: Do you know what that word means? AmsterdamSam: Mullet? ->AmsterdamSam: Default. AmsterdamSam: yep, I'm lookin at it right now. AmsterdamSam: May be one or too in the old pics ->AmsterdamSam: So yes, a mullet, I was right. AmsterdamSam: Sure, That was also like 1985 ish ->AmsterdamSam: How crazy is that, I was a year old in 1985.

Two Minutes Of My Time: $50, Two Balls: Priceless (7/29/08)
byvic: hi nc ->byvic: My name isn't NC. byvic: ur hotttttttt tho ->byvic: Whatever. Get a job. byvic: im rich ->byvic: No, you're not. byvic: yes im very rich ->byvic: Doubt it. byvic: what do u like? ->byvic: That's a vague question. byvic: 718 342 9580 ->byvic: Are you planning to make any sense at all or should I just give up on that? byvic: im rich come see me and i well profit ->byvic: Very rich people don't spend all day on fubar crusing for pussy. byvic: or pussy ->byvic: Are you slow? ->byvic: Scratch that, you are slow. byvic: im not looking for no pussy byvic: i have lots of pussy here in nyc ->byvic: Okay, then I'm sure you can stop wasting my time. byvic: im not wasting my energy with u ->byvic: Finally, your two brain cells have clicked together. byvic: my two balls to ->byvic: Doubt you have those either. byvic: bye Go ahead, call him. He's rich.

Another Fu-tard Successfully Confused! (8/13/08)
sexyirishm...: hi ->sexyirishm...: Hello. sexyirishm...: how u doing ->sexyirishm...: Fine, thanks. sexyirishm...: yahoo or msn if so may i add u ->sexyirishm...: I don't know that I'm comfortable getting that personal, after all, I've never necessarily *heard* of anyone being able to travel through the internet, but I bet the first person to master it will be some Fubar creep, you know? sexyirishm...: ok

Life Is All About The Butthole Pleasures? (8/19/08)
lucky333: hey whats up? ->lucky333: Hi, not much. lucky333: you single? ->lucky333: Depends, are you illiterate? lucky333: Sorry, are you single? ->lucky333: Are you illiterate? lucky333: No ->lucky333: The thing is that my attachment status is on my profile, I was just trying to confirm if you can't read or won't. lucky333: oh sorry lucky333: sorry half the people on this site are either fake or not on anymore so i dont read the persons profile unless i get a response ->lucky333: So, to get this straight, you're not sure whether or not I'm some psychotic ass rapist, but you want to know if I'm single anyway? ->lucky333: I'm glad you're not picky. lucky333: well theres no use getting to know somone if you interested in romatinc things if there not single ->lucky333: Once again, you didn't read my profile, have no idea who I am, but you want romance? Let's just go with the psychotic ass rapist thing. That is the kind of romance I'm interested in. What's your cir

I Certainly Earned That Asshole Card. (10/23/08)
hef1969: are you single ->hef1969: Gosh, if only there was something profile-like that would give you such information... hef1969: haha....your funny......but you did get me to read your profile......so i guess something good come out of it ->hef1969: I hope it was helpful to you. hef1969: what do you like to do besides insulting people? ->hef1969: That's broad. Um, lots of different shit. hef1969: do you like goin to the movies? ->hef1969: If a good movie is playing, yes. hef1969: where do you like to eat? ->hef1969: At places with food in them. hef1969: do you have yahoo messenger ->hef1969: Yes. hef1969: can i add you ->hef1969: I'm sure you're capable of such a thing. hef1969: are you gonna give me your id ->hef1969: I'm thinking no. hef1969: why is that ->hef1969: Because I have no desire to give out my personal contact information to random people. hef1969: i would like to get to know you better.....maybe we could hang out sometime ->hef1969: I also

It's About Time...
...I got back to all of you. Sorry for not really talking much. Just been a little busy and whatnot. How is everyone doing. I hope better than I am right now. lol. It's so hard trying to find a job over here in Mass. Even Burger King wouldn't hire me. I mean what is up with that if a burger joint can't hire people. Bullshit right? Well that's not all... A manager at CVS led me to thinking I would have a secure job at a new store they built a few months ago and when I called him up the other day he fed me this bull shit story about how they were cutting back. More bullshit. My mom's pushing me to go in to the military which really doesn't seem like a bad idea at this point. If anyone would like to chat with me about anything feel free. I'm always here.

Thought Of The Dat Jan 15, 2009
The person who tries to live alone will not succeed as a human being. His heart withers if it does not answer another heart. His mind shrinks away if he hears only the echoes of his own thoughts and finds no other inspiration

Accepting The Folded Flag
Accepting A Folded Flag This is the first time I watched them fold the flag. I stood in the comfort of my father's arms watching every precise movement of the honor guardsmen flanking the grave site as they lifted the flag from the casted and begun to fold it into a triangle. Their hands moved quickly to manipulate the fabric and smooth potential wrinkles, passing the thickening shape down the line of men, until all I could see were the bright white stars on the blue background. Then men were meticulous with their movements, careful not to let the scared banner touch the ground. The leader of the guard stepped forward to accept the finished triangle from the two men who gripped it so somberly at the end of the lines. He inspected the angles and tucked the loose end under the last fold to secure it. Then we walked slowly over to my mother hidden in symbolic black. Her eyes swollen and dark from the endless crying. She looked beautiful in spite of her overwhelming sadness, radiating s

Rheumatoid Arthritis: The Importance Of Exercise
Rheumatoid Arthritis: The Importance of Exercise Learn about the importance of exercise for rheumatoid arthritis. Arthritis exercises can safely provide pain relief and build muscle strength. When joints are stiff and painful, exercise might be the last thing on your mind. Yet when you have rheumatoid arthritis, exercising regularly is one of the best things you can do to take care of yourself and your joints. Here is why exercise is so important: * People who exercise live longer, with or without rheumatoid arthritis. * Regular exercise can actually reduce overall pain from rheumatoid arthritis. * Exercise can keep your bones strong. Thinning of the bones can be a problem with rheumatoid arthritis, especially if you need to take steroids. Exercise helps bones keep their strength. * Exercise maintains muscle strength. * Regular exercise improves functional ability and lets you do more for yourself. * People with rheumatoid arthritis who exercise fe

Sentimental Old You
Artist/Band: Mcclain Charly Lyrics for Song: Sentimental Ol' You Lyrics for Album: Pure Country Who sends me flowers for no reason at all? Who saves each card I've ever sent? Who remembers everything about the day we met? If you're wonderin' who, it's sentimental ol' you. Sentimental ol' you, I love you just the way you are. Sentimental ol' you, I need you like the night time needs the stars. You're the kind of dreamer that dreams big enough for two. An' whatever you do that way, don't change sentimental ol' you. Instrumental break. Who cries at the movies, thinkin' I don't see? An' who laughs the loudest at the old cartoons? Who complains that Christmas-time comes way too soon? If you're wonderin' who, it's sentimental old you. Sentimental ol' you, I love you just the way you are. Sentimental ol' you, I need you like the night time needs the stars. You're the kind of dreamer that dreams big enough for two. An' whatever you do that way, don't change senti

Is It Wrong For Loving You
Is it wrong for loving you is it wrong for being true Tell me darling tell me please is it wrong Have I waited for so long has your love for me gone Is it wrong is it wrong for loving you Way down deep inside my heart you're the only love sweetheart Yes the only true love I ever knew But I ask myself inside no need telling myself lies Is it wrong is it wrong for loving you [ guitar ] Is it wrong for loving you is it wrong for being true Tell me darling tell me please is it wrong Have I waited for so long has your love for me gone Is it wrong is it wrong for loving you

Time For Manly's Wings!!!
"> IT IS TIME...For Manly to have his WINGS! Auto 11's On Baby... Luv him UP UP UP... MANLY is Going for his WINGS! manly - Serene Sunday All!@ fubar Click him hard...Let's Fly Manly to those Wings! Pimped by Heart of DSC with luv ..xoxo Repost please.... ♥Heart Inspector♥ DirtySouthCrew~Owned by Gary of DirtySouthCrew & BhamBuggy~@ fubar

Love And Lust
Each shall have a room, as they are distinct As love is blind, lust has eyes wide open for its games As love is day, lust is the night at the bar As love speaks the truth, lust can just lay silent looking for the tasty froth Love need not be beautiful but lust makes it a requisite Love may abstain, but lust cannot By its nature it thrives in banquets Love is pure but lust goes to mud in all wild wrestling for what it desires I can love you without lust But you may not like it after all I love and lust you And in you Love and lust shall Hold hands, kiss tight, hiss all the night Love and lust The two becoming one To both of us So this union may last This communion of souls

Memory
dear friends, how's your life? it's been a while since I heard you laughed, I, sometimes, dream of us so clearly, in this making of 'memory' our past days surely are beautiful, the things keep our memory books so full. the things we left unchanged are so many, in this making of 'memory' dear friends, where have you been? our day, our time, do you still have that memory? we live our lives now, differently. we are, but for the making of another 'memory'

Lonely
When I'm lonely I'm NEVER ALONE I'm surrounded by people That is not my own When I'm lonely I'm ENCLOSED IN HATE The madness in my mind Over takes When I'm lonely I have people around me MAKING ME FELL Like I'm just a boundary For ever in the shadows Of all the smiling faces Of this world I sit at home Screaming at the world For casting me in its veil When I'm lonely I shout out in SPITE Why do I have to be lonely Is there no one that's my own When I'm lonely I imagine a valley No life in sight Just me being lonely When I'm lonely I close my eyes I hope to wake up To a surprise I hope to find Some one whose Not lonely to guide me I go insane Being alone for so long It affects your thoughts When I'm lonely I can not think My thoughts are gone It's like my mind is not in sync When I'm lonely I Put on a smile Fooling the world

Carry On My Wayward Son.
Carry on my wayward son There'll be peace when you are done Lay your weary head to rest Don't you cry no more Once I rose above the noise and confusion Just to get a glimpse beyond this illusion I was soaring ever higher But I flew too high Though my eyes could see I still was a blind man Though my mind could think I still was a mad man I hear the voices when I'm dreaming I can hear them say {Refrain Masquerading as a man with a reason My charade is the event of the season And if I claim to be a wise man, well It surely means that I don't know On a stormy sea of moving emotion Tossed about I'm like a ship on the ocean I set a course for winds of fortune But I hear the voices say {Refrain No! Carry on, you will always remember Carry on, nothing equals the splendor The center lights around your vanity But surely heaven waits for you Carry on my wayward son There'll be peace when you are done Lay your weary head to rest Don't you cry (don't yo

How Much Of Our History Is A Lie?
How much of American History is a lie? The news keeps reporting that we have the first black president in history. We in fact do not have the first black president in history, we have the first mixed president in history. If he takes the black title then he is robbing any future black president of their place in history...in their part of making history. The fact is that he has just as much white in him as he does black, therefore, making him mixed. Isn't being the first mixed president important enough for him? Does he really need to deny in front of the world, in front of our country that the white half of his family exists? That just makes him a liar and a thief for steeling a rightfully deserved title from any future black president that we get. How do you erase a whole half of your family like it doesn't exist just to suit your political needs? How do you suppose the white side of his family feels about that? And if our history writers will lie about this, what else have they lied

The Meaning Of It All
Well look at the morose fuckers right here, its looks like someone shit in there cereal BONG!! ok enough with Jay and silent bob. Just got out of the hot tub with my friend. Had to relax, a little pent up about my trip to U of M tomorrow. So I had some wine and a good soak, and a good think. Why is it we as humans naturally fear the unknown? I mean I know all the crap I have been threw the last 12+ years with my cancer but even though I know they aren't going to do anything new to me I am still apprehensive about going. Yet I have no fear of dying, in fact sometimes I wish it would just come so the pain and suffering it is putting my children and I threw would be over. Granted I do want to make it to see my babies become adults and know that their futures will be ok, but I don't want them to witness what this shit is doing to me. Over the years I have become more sensitive about life and its offerings to the point that I cannot turn away a person truly in need of help, but I have

My First Time
The sky was dark, the moon was high all alone, just her and i her hair was so soft, her eyes so blue i knew just what she wanted to do her skin so soft, her legs so fine i ran my fingers down her spine i didnt know how, but i tried my best i started by placing my hands on her breast i remember my fear my fast beating heart but slowly she spread her legs apart and when i did it, i felt no shame and all at once the white stuff came at last its finished, its all over now my first time ever milking a cow

What Kind Of Sweater Are You?
You Are a Turtleneck Sweater You are sophisticated, streetwise, and even a little cynical. You are quite cultured, and you don't fall for gimmicks or trends easily. You are naturally chic. You have a urban, cosmopolitan style. And you know that the secret to looking good is not trying too hard! What Kind of Sweater Are You?

What Kind Of Rocker Are You?
You Are a Chick Rocker! You're living proof that chicks can rock. You're inspired by Joan Jett and the Donnas. And when you rock, you rock hard. (Plus, you get all the cute guy groupies you want!) What Kind of Rocker Are You?

Grannies Peanut Butter Cookies
1 cup butter or margarine 3/4 cup of brown sugar 1 tsp vanilla 3/4 cup of granulated sugar 1 cup peanut butter 2 eggs beaten 1- 1/4 cups flour 3/4 cups rolled oats 2tsp baking soda melt butter , beat together with sugars , vanilla ,peanut butter and eggs in a separate bowl combine flour ,oats , and baking soda stir mixture into butter mixture drop by spoonfuls on to ungreased baking sheet bake at 350 f for 15 to 18 minutes untill done yummmmmoooo you've never taste anything untill you've had these

Recipe For A Happy Day
recipe for a happy day 1 cup of friendly words 2 heaping tsp of time and patience a dash of humour 2 heaping cups of understanding a pinch of warm personality measure words carefully add heaping cups of understanding using generous amounts of time and patience cook with gas on front burner keep temperature low do not boil add a dash of humour and a pinch of warm personality season to taste with spice of life serve in individual moulds HAVE A GREAT DAY

I'll Be That
Jimmy Wayne I'll Be That lyrics VERSE Baby lay back, Dream out loud, Tell me the things you wish for And think about. You ain't gonna scare me. No, I ain't gonna run. Come on and whisper you fantasies to me One by one. They may not be As crazy as you think. CHORUS The sun in the morning Kissing your skin, A blanket at night That you're wrapped up in, Your lover, That one best friend, I'll be that, I'll be that. The one that will Stand and fight for you, A safe place you can run to The truth in the words "I do", I'll be that to you. VERSE I'll spend forever Here in your arms, Learning your body language Til I know it by heart. And I'll be beside you Whatever you face. You see, diamonds are made Between a rock and a hard place. If you let me Baby I can be. CHORUS The sky's not the limit Cause there's footprints on the moon. Just think how far My love would go for you. Ooooh baby Awwww baby CHORUS I'll be that to

My Baby Loves Me
Martina Mcbride My Baby Loves Me lyrics Don't need no copy of vogue magazine Don't need to dress like no Beauty queen High heels or sneakers, he don't Give a dang My baby loves me just the way that I am My baby loves me just the way that I am He never tells me I'm not good enough Just give me unconditional love He loves me tender and he loves me mad He loves me silly and he loves me sad Chorus: He thinks I'm pretty, he thinks I'm smart He likes my nerve and he loves my heart He's always sayin' he's my biggest fan My baby loves me just the way that I am My baby loves me just the way that I am And when there's dark clouds in my eyes He just sits back and lets 'em roll on by I come in like a lion go out like a lamb My baby loves me just the way I am My baby loves me just the way I am Repeat chorus He thinks I'm pretty, he thinks I'm smart He likes my nerve and he loves my heart Don't see no re

Lost
I'm sooooooooooo new to this silly thing and can't figure anything out. not sure i understand it all, but hell, someone said it was fun, but umm ok. i think i'm so used to myspace that this will take some time. (what the hell am i doin?)

Bus Rides
When someone asks you what your favorite mode of transit is, it most likely isn't taking the bus! However, if you are stuck on a long bus ride, we are pleased to provide you with a list of things to do to pass away the time... 1. Eat nothing but gas inducing foods the entire trip, not hesitating to öôhare the wealth?with everyone on board. Recommended foods are chilli, burritos, McDonalds, any eggs, Kentuky Fried Chicken (stay near the toilet if you want the KFC...) 2. Repeat #1, only engage in a öäuppy war?with the bus driver. (For those that do not know what a öäuppy?is, it involves making a cup with your hand, farting in it and slipping it directly into the face of some unsuspecting friend.) 3. Every time the bus wobbles from the wind caused by passing transports, jump up and scream øšE÷´E ALL GONNA DIE!?/font> 4. Incessantly complain that it is way too cold in the bus, no matter what the temperature is, keep doing it until the bus driver turns the heat up to full blast

What Love Is All About
WHAT LOVE IS ALL ABOUT It was a busy morning, approximately 8:30 am., when an elderly gentleman in his 80's, arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He stated that he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am. I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would be able to see him. I saw him looking at his watch and decided, since I was not busy with another patient, I would evaluate his wound. On exam, it was well healed, so I talked to one of the doctors, got the needed supplies to remove his sutures and redress his wound. While taking care of his wound, we began to engage in conversation. I asked him if he had another doctor's appointment this morning, as he was in such a hurry. The gentleman told me no, that he needed to go to the nursing home to eat breakfast with his wife. I then inquired as to her health. He told me that she had been there for a while and that she was a victim of A

Dirty Shrimp In Beer Butter Sauce
Ingredients 2 lbs shrimp, shelled and deveined 4 tablespoons butter 2 teaspoons garlic, minced 1 teaspoon dried oregano 1 teaspoon dried basil 1 teaspoon dried thyme 1 teaspoon cayenne pepper 1/2 teaspoon crushed red pepper flakes 1/2 teaspoon salt, to taste 1/2 teaspoon black pepper, to taste 1/2 cup beer Directions 1 Saute garlic and herbs in butter until garlic is slightly browned. 2 Add shrimp, stirring constantly, until shrimp are pink and done. 3 Pour in beer, simmer 1 minute more, and serve!

For My Baby
I love the way you look at me, Your eyes so bright and blue. I love the way you kiss me, Your lips so soft and smooth. I love the way you make me so happy, And the ways you show you care. I love the way you say, "I Love You," And the way you're always there. I love the way you touch me, Always sending chills down my spine. I love that you are with me, And glad that you are mine

I'm Always Thinking Of You
I love you so deeply, I love you so much, I love the sound of your voice And the way that we touch. I love your warm smile And your kind, thoughtful way, The joy that you bring To my life every day. I love you today As I have from the start, And I'll love you forever With all of my heart

Crock Pot Beer And Cheese Dip
Ingredients: 1/2 cup beer 1/4 tsp. Tabasco sauce 1 lb. process cheese spread loaf, cut into cubes Preparation: Mix all ingredients in 1-2 quart slow cooker. Cover and cook on HIGH for 40 minutes until cheese melts. Stir until mixture is smooth. Scrape down cooker sides. Turn heat to LOW. Dip will hold for 4 hours if you stir it occasionally. Serve with pretzels, bread cubes, or crackers.

Elmo
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it a

One Wish
If I could have just one wish, I would wish to wake up everyday to the sound of your breath on my neck, the warmth of your lips on my cheek, the touch of your fingers on my skin, and the feel of your heart beating with mine... Knowing that I could never find that feeling with anyone other than you

My Love
My love is like an ocean It goes down so deep My love is like a rose Whose beauty you want to keep. My love is like a river That will never end My love is like a dove With a beautiful message to send. My love is like a song That goes on and on forever My love is like a prisoner It's to you that I surrender.

Pissed Off
You know im sick and tired the has been or wanna be's on Fubar.. They tell people to go rate them,buy them drinks,etc bullshit ..This is for all the auto 11's that post AUTO'S ON THREW THE WEEKEND RANDOM BLINGS FOR ALL THE MASSIVE RATES.. WHAT THE FUCK EVER. I HAVE BEEN RATING ALL YOU MOTHER FUCKERS AND I HAVEN'T GOTTEN SHIT.You dont want people to bitch at you. you really shouldn't say your gonna do something when your not gonna do it.And IT MUST BE REAL NICE TO SPEND YOUR OWN MONEY JUST TO GET POPULAR ON A FRIGGEN WEBSITE. It is really pathetic you cant get people to pay attention to you unless your showing your tits,ass,dick,and god knows what else you show them...

Mind Fuck
I'm mezmerized hypnotized by the minds of the spies in the skies the government is telling us lies whats this new equation a hidden alien civilization keep your head clear study the situation they perform mental manipulation so they give you vizualization of war they want you to destory all you stand for those ufos are on a mission destruction of the human race thats their only condition And we lack the knowledge and the ammunition to take on the right Defensive position conspirtors sit and they come to conflusions stop trippin now and loose your illusions cause all you'll find Is the ruins of this mental delusion a corner just full of this mental pollution freak out now at scientists just staring in amusement break down your world collapses in an instant whats real whats fake is this still our dimension it's weighing you down you cant take the tension j

Lost In And Amethyst Dream Part I: The Gunslingers Meet
****DISCLAIMER****The following story is a piece of fan fiction and is in no way connected to Stephen King or his Dark Tower series beyond the appearance of two of the key characters from that series. This story is intended to honor some of my biggest influences and inspirations and any mistakes are mine and are not intended to dishonor one of the greatest writers and series of our time. Anything that ive gotten corect should be atributed to the great Stephen King and his wonderful style and story. Please enjoy the tale of two gunslingers and any feedback would be greatly appreciated. Thankee sai. Darkness. Falling through empty nothingness. A flash of purple light before a sharp impact with some hard surface. Darkness. Some unknown time later, he awakens, sprawled on a purple floor. Not glass, but transparent nonetheless. He groans in pain as he works himself into a sitting position, checking himself over for any damage he might have sustained. His right

Auction Site:- Www.okbidnow.net
Bored with e-bay or want to buy & sell stuff on another auction site + e-bay then check this auction site out:- www.okbidnow.net It's an auction site with a difference. You can buy & sell almost anything including Avon products

Thinking Of You
I sit here quietly and watch the sun set Thinking of someone that I've never met I wonder does he think of me too Needless to say I am thinking of you Wanting to hold you, to see your face To take you away to a better place You feel so right, too good to be true I just can't stop thinking of you My friends say that I might regret Losing my heart to a guy I've not met I say there is nothing I can do I cannot help thinking of you I believe you were made special for me But wonder if that could possibly be I'm tired of being so alone and blue But I always smile when thinking of you

My Heart Aches
My heart aches when I talk to you My heart aches when I don’t hear from you My heart aches when I long for you I don’t know why You’ve taken over my thoughts I can’t explain You’re still a stranger Far away I want you close by I miss your embrace Holding you close My heart aches I miss you!

First Down Appetizer Party
Kick off your party with all-star Super Bowl appetizers like Baked Vidalia Onion Dip, Mojito Mayo Dip, and Black Bean and Corn Salsa with chips. Football fans hungry for victory will want to fuel up during the pre-game hype on TV. These hot and spicy recipes are guaranteed to jump-start the party before the first down! Round out the nibblers with some zingers like Salami & Cheese Stuffed Pepperoncini and Fired Up Breadsticks. For more football party ideas, check out Super Bowl Party Videos, along with my other articles to help you make your party a huge success: Main Game Recipes, Super Pro Decor, and Halftime Fun and Games. Food and Recipes Close all Super Bowl: Mojito Mayo Dip Super Bowl: Mojito Mayo Dip The Mojito Mayo Dip, with its "cocktail" theme, is a big hit at home parties, and a sure bet to score extra points at a tailgating event. Ingredients 1/2 Cup chopped fresh cilantro 2 cloves garlic, finely chopped

Super Bowl Fast Stats
Pittsburgh Steelers vs. Arizona Cardinals Stadium Information: Super Bowl XLIII will be held in Raymond James Stadium in Tampa, Florida, home of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. According to NFL.com, the stadium can seat 65,000 people but can be expanded to fit more than 75,000. It is the six-time winner for the award for best field in the NFL. The stadium is known for Buccaneer Cove, which is located in the north end of the stadium and runs the length of the end zone concourse. In the center, there is a pirate ship that is over 100 feet long, making it one of the most identifiable stadium features in the world. Showdown: Super Bowl Stats The Steelers have played in six Super Bowls total; they won five of them, including four games in the last six years. Check out the Pittsburgh Steelers' official site for a complete recap of these games. This year marks the Arizona Cardinals' first-ever Super Bowl appearance. No matter which team wi

Daytona 500 Party
The Daytona 500 is a little over a month away (February 15 to be exact) and whether or not you are a big racing fan it is a great excuse to throw a party. So what if you are not an elaborate party planner, because with a few simple tips you will be able to have a rockin Daytona 500 party that won't hurt your pocket book and your friends will be raving about it for weeks to come. So what will you need to get your Daytona 500 party rolling? Well, probably decorations, invitations, and of course lots and lots of great food! The great thing about party invitations is that they can be as simple or elaborate as you choose. On the simple side you could just call all of your buddies and tell them the details. Another great and simple invitation is the e-invitation. In an e-invitation you can include all of your party details, an RSVP, a map to the location, and any other detail you feel necessary. For more information on e-invitations check out my College Bowl Game Party Invitations ar

Something Else I Wrote
If I could share my my heart with you, for just one day if you could see thru my eyes, how I look at you. if you could know now , what I knew then if I could tell you straight out, but there could never be then. for me its late in fall, for you its early spring the past could never happen, what could the future bring. but my heart still cry's, your still are searching and even if you find it, will it be me. I sit alone at night , even in a crowd, I speak your name in the dark, but never out loud. How can I tell you, the way I feel but with these words, for they are real someday I'll share my heart, when I can work it out and maybe some day , you'll figure me out.

Amateur Models Wanted ! "any Location"
Creative Illusions is currently looking for models.If interested please email atleast one photo of you, and your bio "information about yourself, your stats, any modeling experience,etc. Email this information to: cillusionss@yahoo.com

You Don't Love Me Anymore
It'd be a lie to say that I'm not gonna miss you So don't say goodbye now till I've kissed you one more time And held you like I did when you where mine It'd be a lie to say I don't still love you I won't be thinking of you girl I never try to call you one more time Or try to find a way to change your mind Ooh, you don't love me anymore oh baby You don't love me any more baby please forgive me But the wines gone to my head And tomorrow I'll remember when you turned to me and said It'd be a lie to say that I still love you That I'm thinking of you boy or drive by to say hello sometime Oh but now you're gone and all I have is five words on my mind You don't love me anymore oh baby You don't love me any more baby please forgive me But the wines gone to my head And tomorrow I'll remember when you turned to me and said Ooh, you don't love me anymore oh baby You don't love me any more I'll have to face it Ooh, you don't love me anymore oh baby You don't love

Original Recipe For Kfc Chicken
KFC Original Recipe 6 cups Crisco Shortening 1 eggs well beaten 2 cups Milk 2 cups Flour 2 teaspoons ground pepper 3 tablespoons salt 1 package of dry italian tomato soup mix 1/8 teaspoon Garlic Powder 1 dash paprika 2 Frying Chickens cut into 6 pieces

Homemade Heinz Steak Sauce
1 cup of ketchup 4 oz applesauce 2 tablespoons italian salad dressing 1 tsp chili powder 1 tsp salt 2 pinches pepper throw it all in a blender or processer and blend till combined I made this today to and its the best doggone steak sauce you'll ever taste

Greeting's From Ohio
Well our move went really smooth. We've spent the past few days unpacking, cleaning & Rearranging our room. Things have been really good - except my new transfer kinda fell through the Manager can only give me like 5hrs b/c it's so slow then she will put me on for Seasonal so I gotta find another job. I've been looking alredy. I was a lil upset but I know wwe will get through this!! I'm just so excited we're finally living together... :)

Shut My Eye
I shut my eye in order to see. what is that good for me? what is that i need in my life? I dont want to be with a man that dont appreciated me. Im better than that. i dont need to proof myself to you. for you to fall back in love with me. I'll not let you put all the blame on me. like you say i do love you , but im not in love with you. everytime i cry, im not crying for you, i cry for myself begin fuck over, being lie to. this is a painful lesson i had learn. i swear on my life. i'll never let myself be hurt like this again. i cant take away how you feel, all i could do is hope. so this is the end of you and me.

Stuff To Do On A Date
i shall do this list 1. Go on a search for as many good climbing trees as possible, climb as high as you both can in all of them, compile photo evidence 2. Go to a major chain bookstore, and leave notes to future readers in copies of your favorite books 3. Have her dress up as a ghost and you dress uup us Pacman. Walk around downtown holding hands, and whenever anyone sees you two, pretend to be embarrassed, and run off screaming “wocka wocka wocka.” 4. Create photo evidence suggesting that you went on an adventure that didn’t really happen 5. Dress up as superherous and stop at least one petty crime “ie. jaywalking, littering….” 6. Build forts out of furniture and blankets, and wage war with paper airplanes. 7. Try and visit as many people as you can in one night, and turn as many things inside their apartment upside down as you can, without them noticing. 8. Go to the airport, get the cheapest, soonest departing flight to

Voluptuous Vs. The Beast
so the facts are i'm young, i love sex, and im in a relationship with someone i really enjoy. however, as it stands, he weighs about 30lbs less than me,but his body is beautiful. however, i hate missionary, it gets old, i like to have fun, but my insecurity lies in my weight. i always feel like i'll crush him, so i feel awkward on top since it seems like i'll squash him! ive never been with somebody that was smaller than me, since being with bigger guys was more comfortable because it didnt leave me feeling so large myself. is this irrational? solutions besides getting over myself?

Nsfw Bullshit
http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=2454467&albumid=0&i=2593713909 that photo was reported nsfw first of fucking all this is an adult site second of all if you are at work you should be fucking working and c it is only cleavage get a fucking life.

Don't Make Me
Girl when I look at you You look through me Like I'm not even there I try not to give up, to be strong but I'm afraid to say I'm scared I can't find the place Your heart is hiding I'm no quitter but I'm tired of fighting Baby I love you Don't want to lose you Don't make me let you go Took such a long time For me to find you Don't make me let you go Baby I'm begging please And I'm down here on my knees I don't want to have to set you free Don't make me What if when I'm long gone It dawns on you You just might want me back Let me make myself clear When if I leave here It's done, I'm gone, that's that You carry my love around Like it's a heavy burden Well I'm about to take it back Are you sure it's worth it Baby I love you Don't want to lose you Don't make me let you go Took such a long time For me to find you Don't make me let you go Baby I'm begging please And I'm down here on my knees I don't want to have to

The Basement Pt Poo
OH and another thing 5 people have told me personally she is like this she is just jealous she is a bitch... but then i go in there and these same 5 just let the shit slide... i know this is internet bs and it really does not matter in the whole scheme of things but honestly there are tooo many chiefs not enough indians.. and everyone is a typing contradiction .... two faced as fuck ... is it so damn hard to be real.. is it to much to ask to be treated with respect even tho my name is not a color?