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Cross Roads.
Standing at the cross roads, She faces her choices once more. On her back to heavy a load, Within her chest… A heart that tore. The voices speaking still, Pushing her against her will. She doesn’t know which to traverse, So far still to go with no help insight. Her once free soul… caught in their curse, Her mind runs with memories of lights. Brought to her knees by their power, She looks around and glowers. In the distance she hears a howl, Down her cheeks the tears do streak. On the ground she does cower, For in this hour she is weak. Once more the wolf does sound, She knows where it will be found. Pressing her hand to her chest, She pushes once more to her feet. She would give it her all… her best, For her them all she would leap. Left the voices screeched all around, To the right toward the howl she did bound. With each step the voices screamed, Upon her hill she saw her life. In his eyes love did gleam, In her heart the twist of the knife. Her sc

Cold - Stupid Girl
Dedicated to all those stupid,stock-up,good for nothing,who think their are all that hot and sexy,morons girls.You think cause your got that body and pretty face you gonna get what you want,well good news.Fu@k you,and open your eyes to the real world you bitches,cause their are other girls more prettier then you and with a big heart,and lots of love,and caring.They are call nice girls.

Should I Really Care What Others Think?
My family and friends expect so much from me that most of the time I try doing things for them instead of myself. The things I do are about me but as far as the choices I make have a lot to do with them. I don't like people thinking bad things about me so I tend to do what they say just to keep them happy even though I feel bad inside. I sometimes feel like a little girl not ready to make her own decisions. Don't get me wrong I lnow what I want and what I have to do to get it. Some of you are thinking what the hell is she talking about, It's hard to explain I guess. Here is an example: When I became pregnant with my daughter Jay, I couldn't tell anybody,. it was so hard. Everyone knew I was waiting to get married before I had any kids. Some family didn't even know I had started having sex. So my mother pretty much spread the word for me. Deep down I knew everyone would see me different in their eyes and that's what worries me. Some family wouldn't talk to me about for a while, other

Dying Inside
Something so hard goes straight to the soul; it seems impossible to get over and my heart is left with a big hole. I'm trying to be happy, wearing a smile; but I'm dying inside. The world seems to be fading, and I just want to run and hide. Everywhere I go I see your face, and realize how much I miss you; and on the day you died a piece of me died too.

Would You?
Message: Would you kiss me? [ ] With Tongue [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe:} Would you makeout with me? [ ] Hell Yea [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe [ ] already have ;) Would you sleep with me? [ ] In an instant! [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe Am I attractive? [ ] Heck no [ ] hot as Hell [ ] Fine [ ] Cute [ ] Okay [ ] Ugly! Would you love me? [ ] To death [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] As a friend [ ] Already do Do you think I'm a virgin? [ ] Yes [ ] No I look like.. [ ] A player [ ] a wife/husband [ ] One time thing [ ] Next bf/gf [ ] A friend [ ] A friend with benefits [ ] A possibility [ ] A loser [ ] A stud If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] maybe Would you rather.. ?? [ ] Hook up with me [ ] Cuddle with me [ ] Date me [ ] Friends [ ] Friends with benefits [ ] marry me [ ] fuck me [ ] give me head/eat me out. On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [ ] 1 [ ] 2 [ ] 3 [ ] 4 [ ] 5 [ ] 6 [ ] 7 [ ] 8 [ ] 9 [

Today On World Rock Radio
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Webcam Shows
I've had a lot of people ask me if I do web cam shows,and until now I didn't......But for the time being I will only be doing them for new members I get on my web page.If you're wanting to see me wear something special,and strip it all off,or perform special sexual acts by myself,or with the hubby,then here's your chance to...All it takes is a 1 month membership to my web page,and an e-mail from you once you join..... hit me up and I'll give you the link.....XOXOXOXO's CADIE

Falling In And Out Of Love
When I say I love you I do But this with you will not do I need someone I can lean on Someone I can count on too Yes you are there sometimes For that I am grateful to you But I need someone there full time And that you can not do You told me once you loved me That I could believe in you I was there when you needed someone Where were you when I needed someone, too? The time has come for me to let go Never to expect you to care again People may come and people may go But my love will never end

We Were Ment To Be
Somewhere in time We fell in love Our feelings were so strong Stars sparkled up above Somewhere in time Nothing else mattered We were together Until our hopes and our dreams were shattered Somewhere in time Great memories are there Our love was once great Nothing could compare Somewhere in time Our love stands still A love that we lost Somehow, against our will Somewhere in time We'll meet again Somewhere in time Our love will never end I promis you that!!!

Man Dials 911 To Request Wake-up Call
A man worried about missing his court date called 911 for a wake-up call. On Monday, at 3:30 a.m., police say a man called 911 to request a wake-up call so he could attend court later that morning. The man was warned about abusing the 911 emergency line. The man then called City police on regular business line and again requested a wake-up call. After learning the man's identity, police found out there was an outstanding warrant for the man's arrest. As a result, officers went to a Parkhill Road East home and arrested the man. Donald Archie Baker, 51, is charged with theft under $5,000.

I Don't Want To Be Just Another..........
Just another memory put in a box just another picture to put in a book just another kiss just another person to hold just another girl I want to mean more to you than just a memory that can fade away I want to always last

10 Reason To Go To Work Nekked
1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!" 2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan. 3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants." 4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse. 5. You want to see if it's like the dream. 6. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume. 7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them. 8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk. 9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning. 10. No one steals your chair.

6 Questions Answered
Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR? A: It's Braille for "suck here". Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A: It's the same as a French kiss, but "down under." Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a good year. Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN? A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them. Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING? A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch... AND: Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARRASSMENT? A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.

I Am Leaving Fubar
Afterhours suck, really treated me like I pissed on their car in front of them, I am so done, goodbye to all my friends I didn't have the time to say goodbye this is it, you all take care of yourselves, God bless, I'm out.

The Blindness
Show me what it is To dream in colours Show me what it is To see in a symphony Of your beauty radiant And then my heart Screams of vivid yearning Everyday without Your gentle caress With the shadows of Your missing voice A flood of agony Without your lips And shattered memories Exploding in my soul To pray for numbness To lull me to sleep To never breathe Without your whispers As the blindness engulfs me Without your smile The world sits frozen Without your kisses sweet To wander through The eternity In the blindness Without you - copyright eVe, excerpt "Darktide"

Dog Diary And Cat Diary
DOG DIARY 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing! 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! CAT DIARY Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Love Without End, By George Strait
I got sent home from school one day with a shiner on my eye Fightin' was against the rules and it didn't matter why When dad got home I told that story just like I rehearsed Then stood there on those tremblin' knees and waited for the worse And he said let me tell you a secret about a father's love A secret that my that my daddy said was just between us He said, daddy's don't just love their children every now and then Its a love without end, amen Its a love without end, amen When I became a father in the spring of '81 There was no doubt that stubburn boy was just like my father's son And when I thought my patience had been until the end I took my daddy's secret and I passed it on to him Last night I dreamed I died and stood outside those pearly gates When suddenly I realized there must be some mistake If they know half the things I done they'll never let me in Then from somewhere from the other side I heard these words again And they said...

The Chair, By George Strait
Well excuse me But I think you've got my chair No that one's not taken, I don't mind If you sit here I'll be glad to share Yeah it's usually Packed here on Friday nights Oh if you don't mind could I talk you out of a light Well, thank you Could I drink you a buy Oh listen to me What I mean is can I buy you a drink Anything you please Oh your welcome, Don't think I caught your name Are you waiting for someone to meet you here, well That makes two of us, glad you came No I don't know the name of the band But they're good Aren't they? Would you like to dance? Well I like this song too It reminds me of you and me Baby, do you think there's a chance That later on I could drive you home No I don't mind at all Oh,I like you too and to tell you the truth, That wasn't my chair after all. Oh, I like you too and to tell you the truth, That wasn't my chair after all.

Don't Know Much, By Linda Ronstadt
Look at this face I know the years are showing Look at this life I still don't know where it's going I don't much but I know I love you That may be all I need to know Look at these eyes they never seen what matters Look at these dreams so beaten and so battered I don't much but I know I love you That may be all I need to know So many questions still left unanswered So much I've never broken through And when I feel you near me sometimes I see so clearly That only truth I'll never know is me and you Look at this man so blessed with inspiration Look at this soul still searching for salvation I don't much but I know I love you That may be all I need to know I don't much but I know I love you That may be all I need to know I don't much but I know I love you That may be all there is to know

Sex And Candy, By Marcy Playground
Hanging around downtown by myself and I had so much time to sit and think about myself and then there she was like double cherrypie yeah there she was like disco superfly I smell sex and candy here who's that lounging in my chair who's that casting devious stares in my direction mama this surely is a dream yeah yeah mama this surely is a dream hanging around downtown by myself and I had too much caffeine and I was thinking about myself and then there she was in platform double suede yeah there she was like disco lemonade I smell sex and candy here who's that lounging in my chair who's that casting devious stares in my direction mama this surely is a dream yeah yeah mama this surely is a dream do you yeah mama this surely is a dream yeah I smell sex and candy here who's that lounging in my chair who's that casting devious stares in my direction mama this surely is a dream yeah mama this surely is a dream yeah mama this surely is a dream yeah yeah mama

Picture, By Kid Rock And Sheryl Crow
KID ROCK Livin' my life in slow hell. Different girl every night at the hotel. I ain't seen the sun shine in three damn days. Been fuelin' up on cocaine and whiskey. Wish I had a good girl to miss me. Lord, I wonder if I'll ever change my ways. I put your picture away. Sat down and cried today. I can't lok at you while I'm lying, next to her. I put your picture away. Sat down and cried today. I can't look at you while I'm lying, next to her. oooooooooo SHERYL CROW I called you last night in the hotel. Everyone knows, but they won't tell. But their half-hearted smiles tell me somethin', just ain't right. I've been waiting on you for long time. Fuelin' up on heartaches and cheap wine. I ain't heard from from you in three damn nights. I put your picture away. I wonder where you've been. I can't look at you while I'm lying, next to him. I put your picture away. I wonder where you've been. I can't look at you while I'm lying, next to him. ooooooo

Real Slim Shady, By Eminem
May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Will the real slim shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real slim shady please stand up? We’re gonna have a problem here.. Y’all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like pam, like tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin her ass worse than before They first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (ahh!) It’s the return of the... "ah, wait, no way, you’re kidding, He didn’t just say what I think he did, did he? " And dr. dre said... nothing you idiots! Dr. dre’s dead, he’s locked in my basement! (ha-ha!) Feminist women love eminem {*vocal turntable: Chigga chigga chigga* "slim shady, I’m sick of him Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what Flippin the you-know-who," "yeah, but he’s so cute though!" Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse, than what’s goin on in your parents’ bedrooms Sometimes, I wanna get on

Poem
"the hellion" A monster created, From the devastation, A demon jaded, Left in hesitation. I wonder if you value, This monstrosity you created, Her beauty you replaced, With a being so mutilated. No good words she speaketh, There's nothing good to say, No smiles to offer anyone, It's the horrid price she paid. She made a evil bargain, The devil took her soul, For a lie of happy endings, That in turn left her not whole. She's crude without conscious, Guilt she does not feel, She'd hurt a soul without regret, And a vengeance that's unreal. With one penetrating stare, She can take you down, Better to be dead, Than have her around. She glares at happy people, With a jaundiced eye, They hex her away in fear, As the atmosphere intensifies. A black aura surrounds her, Her touch turns things to dust, Flowers wilt and animals cringe, Gold and silver turn to rust. Lost to her past friends, She ran them all away,

50 Mistakes Women Make In Bed
1. Dont assume that a guy can get hard on command, their not flipping a damn switch okay. Getting him hard is your job so figure it out. It’s not rocket science. 2. Dont think that kissing needs to be all sweet & romantic all the time. Yeah pecks are cute, but i mean come one a little roughness never killed anyone. 3. Dont leave him responsible for your orgasm. If you know what you want, tell him! If you dont your gonna be the one pissed when he’s done & half asleep and ur still horney. 4. Dont expect to cuddle after sex, men & women are wired differently okay. Women wanna talk and bond & men want to sleep. If anything spoon with the tip of his (blank) in ur but. That’ll help kick up round 2. 5. Expecting him to fall asleep with you in his arms. That shit is uncomfortable after awhile. A little snuggling isn’t unreasonable, but when it’s time to actually sleep? An arm draped over you should suffice. 6. Dont expect him to be nice and romantic ALL the time, its okay now

My Friends???
I from now on will return comments and rates to those who do the same to Me ..I have in the Past posted comments to many that never comment or rate back so I am changing things.. 1. If you comment and show Me Love alot You will be placed on my Top Friends and soon My family .. 2.If You comment or rate Me or Fan me I will return the favor ..I always show Love to those who show it .... So if You were on My Family or Top Friends and You were removed then You know why .....

Dear Santa
I've been a good mom all year. I've fed, cleaned and cuddled my children on demand, visited the doctor's office more than my doctor, sold sixty-two cases of candy bars to raise money to plant a shade tree on the school playground. I was hoping you could spread my list out over several Christmases, since I had to write this letter with my son's red crayon, on the back of a receipt in the laundry room between cycles, and who knows when I'll find anymore free time in the next 18 years. Here are my Christmas wishes: I'd like a pair of legs that don't ache (in any color, except purple, which I already have) and arms that don't hurt or flap in the breeze; but are strong enough to pull my screaming child out of the candy aisle in the grocery store. I'd also like a waist, since I lost mine somewhere in the seventh month of my last pregnancy. If you're hauling big ticket items this year I'd like fingerprint resistant windows and a radio that only plays adult music; a tele

Gold Wrapping Paper
I received this from a friend who had a choice to make. It said that I had a choice to make too. I've chosen. Now it's your turn to choose. The story goes that some time ago a mother punished her five year old daughter for wasting a roll of expensive gold wrapping paper. Money was tight and she became even more upset when the child used the gold paper to decorate a box to put under the Christmas tree. Nevertheless, the little girl brought the gift box to her mother the next morning and then said, "This is for you, Momma." The mother was embarrassed by her earlier over reaction, but her anger flared again when she opened the box and found it was empty. She spoke to her daughter in a harsh manner. "Don't you know, young lady, when you give someone a present there's supposed to be something inside the package?" She had tears in her eyes and said, "Oh, Momma, it's not empty! I blew kisses into it until it was full." The mother was crushed. She fell on her

White Friens Vs. Redkneck Friends
WHITE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. REDNECK FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad. WHITE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REDNECK FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!" WHITE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. REDNECK FRIENDS: Cry with you. WHITE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REDNECK FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget it's yours. WHITE FRIENDS: know a few things about you. REDNECK FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. WHITE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. REDNECK FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. WHITE FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. REDNECK FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" WHITE FRIENDS: Are for a while. REDNECK FRIENDS: Are for life. WHITE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. REDNECK FRIENDS: Will

Texting And Walking: Dangerous Mix
Texting and Walking: Dangerous Mix By Hilary Hylton You might call it an avocational hazard. A recent ITN News video in the UK shows that some London pedestrians have become so preoccupied with emailing and text messaging on their BlackBerrys and cell phones, that they can't make it down a city block without crashing into lampposts or trash bins. One of the most hazardous streets for "walking while texting," according to the Monty Python–esque video clip, is East London's busy Brick Lane, lined with trendy boutiques and curry shops, where people have been filmed walking head down, ricocheting off various stationary sidewalk objects. The solution? Wrap Brick Lane's lampposts with fluffy, white rugby goalpost cushions. The video hit the Internet in early March and was met with widespread media attention ("Britain's first safe text street has been created complete with padded lampposts to protect millions of mobile phone users from getting hurt in street accidents while walking and

Never Too Late Fer Some Irish Humor!
--------------- Murphy told Quinn that his wife was driving him to drink. Quinn thinks Murphy's very lucky because his own wife makes him walk. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reilly went to trial for armed robbery. The jury foreman came out and announced, 'Not guilty.' 'That's grand!' shouted Reilly. 'Does that mean I can keep the money?' ---------------------------------------------------------------- Irish lass customer: 'Could I be trying on that dress in the window?' Shopkeeper: 'I'd prefer that you use the dressing room.' ---------------------------------------------------------------- Mrs.. Feeney shouted from the kitchen, 'Is that you I hear spittin' in the vase on the mantle piece?' 'No,' said himself, 'but I'm gittin' closer all the time.' ---------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What do you call an Irishman who knows how to control a wife? A. A bachelor. -----

Leprechaun Poem
There's a Leprechaun in me head, and I wish that I were dead For I don't think he'll ever let me be. Ah, he tempts me with his gold, and if I were e'er so bold, I'd strangle him and leave him in the street. Then he says to me, "Ah, you're no Irish Laddie! And ye call that thing a harp?" But each time I share the lore that I am learning. He hides is head while my friends they chant. La ta tee, da diddley dee, la ta tee ta tee da La ta tee, da diddley diddley dai La ta tee, da diddley dee, la ta tee ta tee da La ta tee, da diddley diddley dai There's a leprechaun in my room. He swats me with a broom. That's the reason I forget the words of this song. Well, he shows a four-leaf clover, and before me song is over, He's buried it in a bowl of Lucky Charms. There's a leprechaun on the floor. He says that I'm a bore. His eyes begin to glaze and starts to yawn. He lays on down to sleep. But I can see one eye a-peeping. He's watching me with e

Hey Everyone
Hey everyone. I hope everyone is doing well. For those who know me, you all know that my boyfriend (kyle gruber "hk_witches") is on here too. For those who don't know me, lets chat sometime. Interesting in meeting people for friendship only.

Butterflies
Butterflies Butterflies are free or so they say In a cocoon so tightly wrapped Awaiting the magical moment To spread their wings and fly The depth of love hidden Away from the light of the day From prying eyes that understand not And words that cut to the soul This beauty so fragile and pure A special gift for those who care A magical flight for those who dare Pause and take the time to see Beyond the shell to what is hidden away The beauty is magical; the love so pure This gift so rare; so precious to behold The butterfly hidden away and wanting to fly Sue E Price Copyright ©2005 Sue E Price dedicated to a beautiful butterfly princess

Eagle's Dance
Eagle's Dance Dedicate to a friend, Master Eagle High above the clouds Perched on talons so strong The silence is pierced A beckoning call goes out Eyes alert and searching For a glimpse of the one To take the flight of eternity On wings of freedom Soaring to unscaled heights Plunging to unknown depths Two entwined as one The eagles dance of love Sue E Price Copyright ©2005 Sue E Price

Full Circle
Full Circle As the circle slowly turns, Fear of the unknown engulfs you. What is this path you have stumbled onto? Excitement and wonder quickens your step. Deep warmth encompasses you. Joy and amazement consume every waking hour. But slowly the light begins to fade, A chill overcomes the warmth. Wonderment and awe turn into sadness and loss. Fear and nervousness once again engulf you, As love turns the full circle Sue Price Copyright ©2005 Sue E Price

Life Is But A Fantasy
Life is but a Fantasy Life is but a fantasy with no ending Whispers of forever that is but a day The empty words with no meaning Promises given with no thought Fairy tales of love and caring But a lie told with no second thought Kisses and caresses given without a care Hatred ringing as a truth untold Pain engulfing oh so real Battered hearts and souls Broken bodies and spirits Tears flowing unnoticed Desolate cries uttered unheard A mind in a whirl not knowing Happiness is but a fairy tale told To ones who want to believe By those knowing it is but a fable Promises of a tomorrow that will never come Life is but a fantasy with no ending And forever is but a day Sue E Price Copyright ©2005 Sue E Price

Moment Gone By
Moment Gone By This mark upon my skin Still leaves a reminder Heart and soul so empty Eyes yearning to see Arms needing to hold Ears wanting to hear Away you've gone Leaving me behind Am i a fading memory A fleeting moment gone by Dedicated to a special person 03/26/06 Sue Price Copyright ©2006 Sue Price

Survivin’s A Bitch
Survivin’s a Bitch Men huddled on bus stop benches Bodies sleepin in darkened doorways Girls on corners hustlin dollars Needin food for babies left home Lines at pantries gettin longer What they servin, it don't matter It be fillin, my belly won't growl There's Sally, hey girl how ya doin Stone, been a while, where ya been Got caught hustlin, done my time Saw your cuz, he's doin fine Got a lead on a job, gotta go Take care bro, see ya tomorrow Shakin my head and lookin sad Gotta rap sheet, no job to be had Just hustlin n beggin, that's the game Found a wallet, tryin to do right Knocked at the station but no one came Need help flag down a cop He waves n drives on by The church van driver slows Am running late, maybe next time Lookin like a hooker, I'm on my own The PoPo's cruisin, gotta move on Hey there girl, what are you doing Nothin Sir, just walkin Well move on home now Don't let me see you again Wondering in silence When did walking become such a crim

Tears
Tears Like a swift sword, the darkness overcomes me As I sit and listen to a silence so deafening All alone, my heart slowly crumbles While my soul calls out to an empty void Yearning for long past caresses Your face floods my mind and clouds my vision Huddled in my corner I cry With no one to wipe away the tears Sue E Price Copyright ©2006 Sue E Price

The Mirror
The Mirror Catching a glimpse of the mirror Leaning closer to see Shaking my head in disbelief Fingers touch the glass in wonder This can't be me in there I don't recognize that face That face has experienced too much Eyes filled with sadness Search for something familiar My fingers trace my face This is so strange, so disconnected The person inside me is so different Younger and free, so full of life I'm trying to understand why I don't know the person looking back at me Sue E Price Copyright ©2005 Sue E Price

Seirously
Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money

The Easter Bunny
A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he is DEAD . The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry. A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong. "I feel terrible," he explains, "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car and KILLED HIM." The blonde says,"Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny , bends down, and sprays the contents onto him. The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road.

Hurt, By Christian Aguilera
Dedicated to the memory of my husband, Rob...August 24, 1963 to January 22, 2007! I hope you finally have peace! Seems like it was yesterday when I saw your face You told me how proud you were, but I walked away If only I knew what I know today Ooh, ooh I would hold you in my arms I would take the pain away Thank you for all you've done Forgive all your mistakes There's nothing I wouldn't do To hear your voice again Sometimes I wanna call you But I know you won't be there Ohh I'm sorry for blaming you For everything I just couldn't do And I've hurt myself by hurting you Some days I feel broke inside but I won't admit Sometimes I just wanna hide 'cause it's you I miss And it's so hard to say goodbye When it comes to this, oooh Would you tell me I was wrong? Would you help me understand? Are you looking down upon me? Are you proud of who I am? There's nothing I wouldn't do To have just one more chance To look into your eyes And see you looking back

One Sweet Day, By Mariah Carey
Sorry, I never told you, all I wanted to say. Now it's too late to hold you. ' Cause you've flown away, so far away. Never, Had I imagined, yeah, living without your smile. Feelin' and knowing you hear me. It keeps me alive. Alive! And I know you're shining down on me from Heaven, Like so many friends we've lost along the way, And I know eventually we'll be together. One sweet day. Picture a little scene from Heaven. Darling, I never showed you. Assumed you'd always be there. I took your presence for granted. But I always cared And I miss the love we shared. And I know you're shining down on me from Heaven. Like so many friends we've lost along the way. And I know eventually we'll be together. One sweet day. Picture a little scene from Heaven. Although, the sun will never shine the same, I'll always look to a brighter day. Yeah, Lord, I know, when I lay me down to sleep, You'll always listen, as I pray! And I know you're shining down on me fro

You Make Me Sick, By Pink
They make me sick I know I feel you That's why we got to stick together Yep yep yep *laughs I know it! 1 You make sick I want you and I'm hatin' it Got me lit like a candlestick Get too hot when you touch the tip I'm feeling it I gotta get a grip on this Driving me crazy baby don't you quit Can't get enought of it You got me going again Baby you got me going again You make sick We was on our way home on the freeway In the six double O bumpin' Isley He was gettin' kind of close, kind of touchy Guess he had a little too much Hennesy He told me that he wanna go home With me up on the hill to my condo Told me he would keep it all on the low-low But I told him go I don't really know though He got closer to me He started getting deep He had me in a zone When he started to show me things I never saw before Baby was smooth but I knew it was game Helluva a cool but you man had the same The way he licked his lips And touched my hips I knew that he was slick

A History Lesson
Raymond S . Kraft is a writer living in Northern California that has studied the Middle Eastern culture and religion A History Lesson SOME OF YOU ARE NOT OLD ENOUGH TO REMEMBER THAT NEARLY EVERY FAMILY IN AMERICA WAS GROSSLY AFFECTED BY WW II .. MOST OF YOU DON'T REMEMBER THE RATIONING OF MEAT, SHOES, GASOLINE, ANDSUGAR. NO TIRES FOR OUR AUTOMOBILES, AND A SPEED LIMIT OF 35 MILES AN HOUR ON THE ROAD, NOT TO MENTION, NO NEW AUTOMOBILES. READ THIS AND THINK ABOUT HOW WE WOULD REACT TO BEING TAKEN OVER BY FOREIGNERS IN 2007. This is an EXCELLENT essay . Well thought out and presented. Historical Significance Sixty-three years ago, Nazi Germany had overrun almost all of Europe and hammered England to the verge of bankruptcy and defeat. The Nazis had sunk more than 400 British ships in their convoys between England and America taking food and war materials At that time the US was in an isolationist, pacifist mood, and most Americans wanted nothing to do with th

Poems..
You stare at me with this look on your face.. And i cant help but wonder what it is you see? Youve touched something so deep down inside.. And i feel as if youve set my soul free. I see intensity & passion when i lookinto your eyes. And kissing your sweet lips forces me to smile.. I feel warmth and comfort when you hold me in your arms.. And i know being with you will.. Will make my life worthwhile.. Late at night as you lay there so peacefully, I wonder how i manage to find something so good.. I run my fingers gently across the back of your neck.. And suddenly everything in life seems to be understood.. You make me feel like im the center of your worls.. & those butterflies are flying like theyve never flown b4. You make me feelthings i cant describe. & those are feelings i cant ignore. And you have my word that i will always be here. No matter what you say or do.. My heart now lies in your hands.. and my soul you set free...

Original Comic Art On Ebay
The pages I have on offer are from the DC Comics title JSA. I’ve had quite a few email enquiries about these pages.. asking when/if they were going on sale, so finally here they are.Click the pic to see the pages on offer.

Korn - Here To Stay
This time I'm taking it away, I've got a problem With me getting in the way, my violent side So I take my face and bash it into a mirror I won't have to see the pain, pain, pain This state is elevating, as the hurt turns into hating Anticipating all the fucked-up feelings again The hurt inside is fading This shit's gone way too far All this time I've been waiting Oh, I cannot grieve anymore For what's inside awaking I'm done, I'm not a whore You've taken everything and Oh I cannot give anymore My mind's done with this Okay, I've got a question Can I throw it all away? Take back what's mine So I take my time Guiding the blade down the line Each cut, closer to the vein, vein, vein This state is elevating, as the hurt turns into hating Anticipating all the fucked-up feelings again The hurt inside is fading This shit's gone way too far All this time I've been waiting Oh, I cannot grieve anymore For what's inside awaking I'm done, I'm not a whore You'v

Union Workers Pissed Off
Union: Workers Told to Use Urine Bags Mar 20, 10:48 PM (ET) DENVER (AP) - Union officials in Colorado say a Qwest supervisor tried to cut down on lengthy bathroom breaks by telling workmen to use disposable urinal bags in the field. The manager distributed the bags to 25 male field technicians, telling them not to waste time leaving a job site to search for a public bathroom, the Rocky Mountain News reported Thursday. "We deal with a lot of silliness in corporate America, but you've got to admit, it takes the freakin' cake," Reed Roberts, an administrative director at the Communications Workers of America District 7, told the newspaper. Roberts did not return a message left by The Associated Press. Qwest spokeswoman Jennifer Barton said, "There's no policy whatsoever" requiring field technicians to use the bags. "They are there for convenience, and they are there because employees asked for them," she said. The union has not filed a grievance, Barton said, an

Dog Prays And Meditates
Dog Prays at Japanese Zen Temple Mar 24, 7:25 AM (ET) (AP) One-and-a-half-year old Chihuahua dog "Conan" prays with his owner and chief priest Joei Yoshikuni... Full Image NAHA, Japan (AP) - At a Zen Buddhist temple in southern Japan, even the dog prays. Mimicking his master, priest Joei Yoshikuni, a 1 1/2-year-old black-and-white Chihuahua named Conan joins in the daily prayers at Naha's Shuri Kannondo temple, sitting up on his hind legs and putting his front paws together before the altar. It took him only a few days to learn the motions, and now he is the talk of the town. "Word has spread, and we are getting a lot more tourists," Yoshikuni said Monday. Yoshikuni said Conan generally goes through his prayer routine at the temple in the capital of Japan's southern Okinawa prefecture (state) without prompting before his morning and evening meals. "I think he saw me doing it all the time and got the idea to do it, too," Yoshikuni said. The priest is no

Every Problem Has A Solution
A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem - how to carry his entire purchases home. While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?" The farmer said, "Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to that house. I would walk you there but I can't carry this lot." The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the can of paint in the bucket. Carry the bucket in one hand; put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?" "Why thank you very much," he said and proceeded to walk the old girl h

Get Here, Oleta Adams
You can reach me by railway, you can reach me by trailway You can reach me on an airplane, you can reach me with your mind You can reach me by caravan, cross the desert like an Arab man I don't care how you get here, just - get here if you can You can reach me by sail boat, climb a tree and swing rope to rope Take a sled and slide down the slope, into these arms of mine You can jump on a speedy colt, cross the border in a blaze of hope I don't care how you get here, just - get here if you can There are hills and mountains between us Always something to get over If I had my way, surely you would be closer I need you closer (interlude, then repeat bridge) You can windsurf into my life, take me up on a carpet ride You can make it in a big balloon, but you better make it soon You can reach me by caravan, cross the desert like an Arab man I don't care how you get here, just - get here if you can I don't care how you get here, just -- get here if - you can.

The First Time, Surface
You know I won't forget the time we shared together holding hands And walking in the park Sometimes we'll have to do it all again we were so happy then I have no regret Can you tell from the look on my face that I love you more today Chorus The first time I look into your eyes I cried Do you remember the first time We fell in love You look into my eyes wiped the tears away The first time When we fell in love Although sometime has passed I still remember just like it was yesterday The time is moving fast The love I have for you Time won't ever change I'll always feel the same Now until the end Memories we've shared will live forever Deep inside my heart I know I'll never fall again

One In A Million You, Larry Graham
Love had played its games on me so long I started to believe I'd never find anyone Doubt had tried to convince me to give in, said, "You can't win" But one day the sun came a shinin· through The rain had stopped and the skies were blue And oh, what a revelation to see Someone was saying "I love you" to me A one in a million chance of a lifetime And life showed compassion And sent to me a stroke of love called "You" A one in a million you I was a lonely man with empty arms to fill Then I found a piece of happiness to call my own And life is worth livin·again For to love you to me is to live A one in a million chance of a lifetime And life showed compassion And sent to me a stroke of love called "You" A one in a million you A one in a million chance of a lifetime And life showed compassion And sent to me a stroke of love called "You" One in a million you A one in a million you

Masterpiece, Atlantic Starr
A simple touch of your hand, And everything is right. The gentle way you look at me, When we kiss goodnight. You've given me the freedom no other love has known And now I thank you girl , thank you girl The countless ways you've touched my heart Is more than I can say The beauty that you've shown to me takes my breath away A picture perfect painting, that's what our love is And yes I need you so, and now I know Chorus: ooooh I've found a masterpiece in you a work of art it's true And I treasure you my love ooooh I've found a masterpiece in you a work of art it's true And I treasure you Sometimes I wonder what I'd be Had I not found you A least and lonely soul this world could show me nothing new But now my life's a canvas painted with your love And it will always be And now I see The gentle walks together Through time will never pass This fairy tale we shared is real inside our hearts let it be forever never let it end this promise I can

Im Over It
Drama has started on both of my names cause of One person... Named Amanda Ive never saw the bitch before in my life and don't know who she is.anybody that knows me.Knows I don't start drama.I'll walk away from a fight and drama at that.I shouldn't have listen to a bunch of she said this ... why r u lying and she said you had this why ain't you being truthful...I mean what the fuck!I have no problem blocking you! I'm over this shit...I'm about over fubar.Unless you give me a good reason to stay most likly Ill be gone soon..I cant take it anymore sorry.. xoxox Tori

Friend Quotes
If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine. If I were to be anything in this world…. I’d be ur tears!!!… So, I can be conceived in ur heart, born in ur eyes, live on ur cheeks & die on ur lips!!!!! If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!!!!!!!!! A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.

What Is A Woman
WHAT IS A WOMAN A woman is the calm of a hurricane's eye Where a man finds tranquility As the storm passes by A woman is the softness inside the shell When the shell is bombarded By man's creation of hell A woman is the pillar of a temple foundation Where a man comes and goes With renewed inspirations A woman is the cloud that carries the rain Giving life to man's soul Parched from anxieties and pain A woman is the bank of the river flows Helping man's direction By being the woman she knows A woman is the sound of a Lark's song in the morning When mist covers life And man feels forlorn A woman is the emotions Shared with a man The climax of giving By the touch of a hand A woman is the flesh that holds the seed The miracle of birth Fulfilling human need A woman is the mother of a new generation A man is the direction Of that aspiration

Hi To All My Friends
now i just started making tags on my myspace and on fubar so if you would like a tag made let all your friends know they r cool my fubar account at http://www.fubar.com/user/1716752 my myspace at http://www.myspace.com/pimpoutdesigns my wifes on my space at http://www.myspace.com/gothictags4u come see what we have and what you need thanks your friend darrell

From Tracy: Pimpin Out Some Hot Peeps!! L00k Inside You May Be Here!!
These are some of the best people on my family and friends list.. I want each of you to go show them lots of love... If you don't already have them on your list then go get em... If you do then buy em a gift or rate some pics and stash... Anything to show these kick ass friends some major love.... «LØN€L¥ $ØUL®»@ fubar »-(¯`v´¯)-»£í£ åñgë£ §wëëtïé»-(¯`v´¯)-»@ fubar Perky ♥ Mr.D Owned by ßLØØÐ`Ñ`GØRE@ fubar Mя. Đ ♥ Perky ☠Owner of the Pitbull Mafia☠@ fubar DJ Carebear-- Pitbull Mafia**owned by Teresa Pitbull Mafia & Mikey Pitbull Mafia Hitman** ~owner of@ fubar ~♥Vinton♥~Pіŧßułł МãҒiã/Owned by Mikey/Own☠Trâçý@ fubar Johnny Price * Fu-Hubby of Hotpantz76*Owned by ABBY@ fubar Wishful Thinking ~ Owned by LilBamaGirl~@ fubar

Waiting For Tomorrow
Nothing different, nothing new Just myself and nothing to do Need some alone time to get away Need some love 'cause nothing's okay Eyes closing, tears won't fall And I'm still stuck with it all This isn't how it was supposed to be A bird in a cage is never free Hurricane of emotions, trapped inside Mental suffocation: access denied Walking on a rounded track Wanna run away and never come back Living with the need to hurt, to scream Living when letting go is just a dream A dream reduced to ashes and dust And in reality, life has lost its trust Nothing's different, nothing's new Just myself, everyone, and you Tomorrow's just another day And in the end, things will turn out okay

Life
So.. let me tell ya a little about me. I'm female, duh, 34, wishing I was 24 again, and a VERY proud mom! I have some great kids... human kids as well as feathered and furry ones. I'm a lover of animals, (NO not beasteality, thanks for asking!)and a proud mom of 9 beautiful birds, a cat, and a ferrett. I am not single, since I do have a live-in boyfriend, but I'm not married either, so what do you call that? Best of both worlds! I have been a long time internet user, chat whore, and blogger, 12 years or so to be specific. I don't like players, I can't stand pathetic people, and idiots just piss me off. Other than that I'm pretty outgoing and caring. Wanna know more? Hire an investiGATOR!

The Blonde And The Body Builder
The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, 'What a great chest you have!' He tells her, 'That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby.' He takes off his pants and the blonde says, 'What massive calves you have! The body builder tells her, 'That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby.' He then removes his underwear, and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear. The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that. The blonde replies, 'I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was!!!!!

Spoof Profile Comment (feel Free To Rip...!)
THIS IS TOTALLY AMAZING FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO AT LEAST 10 PEOPLE AND WITHIN 3 MINUTES FUCK ALL WILL HAPPEN GUARANTEED 100% I TRIED IT TWICE AND IT WORKED BOTH TIMES REALLY ABSOLUTELY FUCK ALL HAPPENED I KNOW IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE SO PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN

Liars
There is a girl on here whose every other word out of her mouth is nothing but a lie. I have a friend on here who knows her and her family and this girl states that she is 18, she is 16 and a sophomore in high school. She says she lives at home, yeah, that one is true, but a job? No way! My friends tells me this gal is so lazy she won't even change toilet paper when the roll is empty, throws thrash on the floor instead of the trash can. Wears the same sweat shirt every day for 4 months without washing it. And paranoid! God forbid someone say something she can't hear, because they have nothing else to do but talk about her. Her name is ashuhlee on here by the way

"burning Man" Austrlian Edition
Australian Building His Own Stonehenge Mar 25, 6:24 AM (ET) PERTH, Australia (AP) - Pagans and druids, mark your calendars and book your airplane tickets. An Australian entrepreneur hopes to open a Stonehenge replica by the Dec. 21 solstice, just in time for New Age revelers. "I'm doing it because I can," said Ross Smith, the former owner of a successful microbrewery business who plans to build the monument on his property in Western Australia. "Nowhere in the world has a complete Stonehenge been built." The $1.26 million project, to be called The Henge, will include 101 granite stones arranged in an inner and outer circle, a central altar, and will span 110 feet. "I've studied plans of the original and that's what The Henge will look like," Smith said. Unlike the original Stonehenge, guests will be encouraged to touch and play around the new monument, which will also have an interpretive center and a children's playground. Smith called The Henge "a business ven

I Finally Found Someone, Bryan Adams
This is Jimm and I, without a doubt! I finally found someone That knocks me off my feet I finally found the one That makes me feel complete It started over coffee We started out as friends It's funny how from simple things The best things begin This time is different And it's all because of you It's better than it's ever been 'Cause we can talk it though My favorite line was "Can I call you sometime" It's all you had to say To take my breath away This is it, oh I finally found someone Someone to share my life I finally found the one To be with every night 'Cause whatever I do It's just got to be you My life has just begun I finally found someone Did I keep you waiting? I didn't mind I apologize, baby that's fine I would wait forever just to know you were mine You know I love your hair Are you sure it looks right? I love what you wear Isn't it too tight? You're exceptional I can't wait for the rest of my life This is it, oh I finally found s

I Live My Life For You, Firehouse
Dedicated to the love of my life, Jimm!!!! Y'know you're everything to me and I could never see The two of us apart And you know I give myself to you and no matter what you do I promise you my heart I've built my world around you and I want you to know I need you like I've never needed anyone before Chorus: I live my life for you I want to be by your side in everything that you do And if there's only one thing you can believe is true I live my life for you I dedicate my life to you, you know that I would die for you But our love would last forever And I will always be with you and there is nothing we can't do As long as we're together I just can't live without you and I want you to know I need you like I've never needed anyone before Chorus I live my life for you

2008 April Specials...
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Sexual Survey
The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69Do you like it rough or sensual?: BothDo you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: BothHow often do you like to have sex?: at least 2 a dayIs sex a top priority for you?: noDo you have sex face to face with your partner?: yesHow often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: never, I always introduce myself firstHow do you feel about one night stands?: fun sometimesHow many one night stands have you had?: 2-3What's your favorite position?: doggieWhere's your favorite place to have sex?: kitchen floorDo you prefer to make love or f*uck?: depends on moodHave you ever watched porn while having sex?: of courseHow long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: depends, min or hoursDo you get off first or do they?: my hubby always wants me to get off first.Do you like kissing during sex?: yesDo you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: loudDo you prefer your partner to be loud or quit

Bleh
Ok, I'm in a funk. Thought it would have passed by now, but it seems to be getting worse. :( Everyone has some sort of suggestion to get me out of this crazy funk, but so far nothing has worked. It's gotten so bad that I don't want to be around people. I prefer my animals over humans. My funk is making life hard on everyone. Wish I knew what caused the funk, so I could get out of it. This is getting all over my nerves!!! Could it be I feel like a doormat?? One that has been stepped on a million times. Could it simply be my crazy life is finally drowning me??? Hmmmmmm........the possiblities are endless. I do know I'm getting tired of being nice. What's the point in always being nice??? All it's ever done for me is caused hurt feelings and heartache. Of course I know I'm not going to change into some mean bitch, because it's not my nature. Maybe I'll eventually figure out what's causing this funk and drag myself out of it. Oh well, C'est La Vie.

I Thought I Knew You... Written By Me
I THOUGHT I KNEW YOU... WRITTEN BY ME I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU, I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE. YOU'VE BECOME A COMPLETE STRANGER TO ME, THAT I DON'T I EVEN UNDERSTAND ANYMORE. YOU SEEM TO BE A HYPOCRIT, YOU SEEM TO KNOW IT ALL. YOU THINK YOUR INDESTRUCTABLE, I GUESS I DON'T KNOW YOU AT ALL. YOU SEEM TO THINK YOU KNOW ME, BETTER THAN EVEN I DO. WHEN IN FACT I GUARENTEE, YOU DON'T KNOW ME AT ALL. I THOUGHT ONLY I WAS LOST, AND NEEDED TO FIND OUT WHO I WAS. I AM BEGINNING TO SEE, THAT YOUR AS LOST AS ME.

My Love... Written By Me....
My Love... written by me.... My Love...... Stary Nights high above, Your the one that I love. You are my world and my heart, You make me never wanna part. When times get rough and things aren't right, Always remember I never wanna fight. I want you,all of you, Please tell me that you want me too. Some day I want to be your wife, Have a family and a real good life. My heart never lies,it's always true, So please tell me that you love me too. I will never try to change you, I want you to continue in what you do. Always remember I am here too, Because I enjoy you, and the things that you do. Your always on my mind, Always in my heart. My one simple wish, Is to have you in my life, Always and Forever.

Ha Ha! North-easterners Can't Get It Up!! Stressed Out And Pathetic.
New Census Data Shows Northeast Population Growth is Lagging By Bret Schulte Wed Mar 26, 7:57 PM ET The U.S. Census Bureau released some big news last week, namely that hurricane-ravaged St. Bernard Parish in Louisiana has transformed itself from the national leader in population loss to the national leader in population gain (as a percentage of its total population) as its denizens return and rebuild. The census numbers, which track population change at the county level from July 1, 2006, to July 1, 2007, don't all bear good news. While the West shows continued growth, the Midwest is struggling to keep up, especially in rural areas that don't attract, as demographers say, "domestic migrants," a.k.a. Americans in moving vans. But no region has flat-lined like the country's historical epicenter, the Northeast. Kenneth M. Johnson, a senior demographer at the Carsey Institute and author of more than 150 articles and reports on population trends, takes U.S. News behind the numbers

Beating Heart
I want to make your heart beat just for me. I want a true love in my lonely life. I've looked a long time, dated many men, But none I walked with walked in step with me. We walk together well, the best of friends. Somehow we just fit, as if clean cut To go together, zigzags complementary. But now I would be something more than friends. I know I take a chance to mention love. I've no idea what feeling's in your heart. But if you'd catch a burning, plunging star, I know I'd make you happy for your love.

My Innocence
I promise you my innocence When fire fills the sky, When the sun erupts in ecstasy And fading furies die. I want to fill your life with love, So full you want to cry, And make myself your land and sea, Your mirror and your eye. I lay my happiness upon The pillow of your sigh; Your joy, your love, your need of me Is where my angels lie.

The Mountain And The Wall
There is no mountain higher than the wall That comes between two people once in love. But time can tear a mountain down with tears As former lovers slowly move towards touch. There is no happiness in hard, cold anger Twisted like a girder in one's way. The sun and rain can manage to grow flowers Across the bleakest crust of lava plain. So we, too, I hope, can manage friendship Upon the battlefield of past defeat. I would not want to lose our years of loving To moments caught for good in bitter light.

Poetry
Alone Lying, thinking Last night How to find my soul a home Where water is not thirsty And bread loaf is not stone I came up with one thing And I don't believe I'm wrong That nobody, But nobody Can make it out here alone. Alone, all alone Nobody, but nobody Can make it out here alone. There are some millionaires With money they can't use Their wives run round like banshees Their children sing the blues They've got expensive doctors To cure their hearts of stone. But nobody No, nobody Can make it out here alone. Alone, all alone Nobody, but nobody Can make it out here alone. Now if you listen closely I'll tell you what I know Storm clouds are gathering The wind is gonna blow The race of man is suffering And I can hear the moan, 'Cause nobody, But nobody Can make it out here alone. Alone, all alone Nobody, but nobody Can make it out here alone

When I'm With You, Sheriff
I never needed love Like I need you And I never lived for nobody But I live for you Ooh babe Lost in love is what I feel When I'm with you Maybe it's the way you touch me With the warmth of the sun Maybe it's the way you smile I come all undone Ooh babe Lost in love is what I feel When I'm with you Baby ooh I get chills when I'm with you oh Oh baby my world stands still when I'm with you When I'm with you I never cared for nobody Like I care for you And I never wanted to share the things I want to share with you Ooh babe Lost in love is what I feel When I'm with you Baby ooh I get chills when I'm with you oh O baby my world stands still when I'm with you oh oh Baby ooh I get chills when I'm with you oh O baby my world stands still when I'm with you When I'm with you When I'm with you

Long Day
Chemo #5 is over~! Whew~! it took us 6 hours in the office yesterday. So far today I am ok. I have eaten a little breakfast so I can take my meds. Once again nothing I eat or drink tastes good. I just eat to eat. But when I do eat (especailly snacks) it usually is good food like celery and grapes and not junk like snack cakes or chips. I guess that is why all my numbers are up so good. My hemoglobin was up again better than 2 weeks ago at 12.6. The dr told me to continue to eat right and I should sail through the last 3 chemos very well. oh, and I even lost 3 pounds~! The kids are gone, Jeff is at work....all is quiet this morning. I could have slept in but when you are Mom you lay in bed thinking of things you can get done while everyone is gone so I am up washing clothes. I have to go get my shot at 11:30 so I have a little time this morning to do what I want. I have had a busy week so I am taking it easy this weekend. My kids will be home tomorrow sometime. So Jeff a

Colonoscopies
Colonoscopies Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies: 1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before! 2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?" 3. "Can you hear me NOW?" 4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" 5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married." 6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?" 7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..." 8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!" 9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit! 10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity." 11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?" 12. "Now I know why I am not gay." And the be

Children Having Sex
There was a fabulous time in history when fifteen year old girls still wore bows in their hair and played with dolls. Hell, there was a time when even seventeen behaved as such. Children actually ry is losing their virginity between the ages of twelve and fourteen? In my opinion, this is simply tragic. I have seen so many threads posted in this cult and others by young girls wherein they are discuremained children. Today, though, girls as young as seven are sporting halter tops, mini skirts, high heels, make-up, and dyed hair. The real travesty, of course, is that it is the parents that are buying the clothing and helping them doll themselves up like this. Then the same parents wonder why, a few years later, they are finding condoms and naked boys in their fourteen year old's bedroom. I mean, are you aware that the average youth in this country is losing his/her virginity between age twelve and fourteen? In my opinion, this is simply tragic. I have seen far too many threads post

Three Hicks
Three hicks were working on a telephone tower - Steve, Bruce and Jed. Steve falls off and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and tell his wife." Jed says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it." Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of beer. Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Jed?" "Steve's wife gave it to me," Jed replies. "That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?" Well, not exactly", Jed says. "When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Steve's widow'." She said, "No, I'm not a widow!" And I said, "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.

Week 15
- Those Amazons weren’t tough gals! They were Holly and Harley, who have turned away from the training of Granny Goodness (who’s been disguised as Athena) and joined Golden Age Wonder Woman Hippolyta. See, Hippolyta is ready to reclaim her throne as queen of Amazons, and she wants Mary Marvel to join the fray. - Ray and Kyle hand out an ass kicking to the members of the Crime Syndicate that have hounded them at Monarch’s request. Kyle ain’t no fool and calls for a plan of escape with Ray pitching in. - Monarch has pretty much conquered Earth-51. All hail and whatnot. - Superman Prime is all hot and bothered to find his perfect Earth, and he won’t stop until Solomon finds it! What won’t he stop? Well, he won’t stop not killing Solomon because apparently that dude has a death wish. Is this making sense? Then Forerunner shows up for revenge on the Monitors, but freaks out a bit to see Prime in attendance. - In the “Bat Bunker”, Earth-51’s Batman reveals that on this planet, Ja

Week 13
- While the Monitor of Earth-51 looks over the sad state of affairs his once-perfect world has been dragged into, Superman Prime and Monarch throw down but good. After kicking it back and forth with some common superhero bragging, Monarch finally proves who has the biggest superego by unleashing the full atomic power of his body outside of his containment suit (remember that under that big blue hunk of metal, he’s really Captain Atom!). - In the wake of the nuclear explosion, Donna and Ray Palmer are saved by Kyle and the new team of Batman and Red Robin (aka Jason Todd). Those kids tear off in order to fight the last of Monarch’s army, but before they can…Donna gets a message from the floating hand of the Source Wall (remember, kiddies—that floating hand was what sent Bob the Monitor after Ray to begin with in issue #51!). This time around, the words the hand spells out are “To Apokolips.” - Speaking of Apokolips in the multiversal nexus, Solomon the Monitor has defeated the “th

Week 11
- In the ongoing “chess game” played between Darkseid and the rogue Monitor Solomon, Solomon is taking the upper hand as Brother Eye (apparently his doing) lands on Apokolips and sees its OMAC drones start to tear sh-- up left and right. - Karate Kid and Una escape Brother Eye, but are trying not to get recognized on this strange new world. That doesn’t seem to last long as the Kid ends up totally wailing on some Apokoliptan guards and such. - With the Challengers falling apart with a clear lack of a mission, Jason “Red Robin” Todd takes matters into his own hands by breaking from the group and looking for something to punch…or something! He’s also a little freaked out by the fact that Brother Eye (created by his one-time mentor Batman, remember) has landed on the planet. - As depressed as supervillains get, Piper decides to kill himself, but is stopped by someone with a purple sleeve. - Granny Goodness sics her Female Furies on the Holly, Harley and Mary, and while the gir

Week 10
- Our trio of lovely ladies have decided to storm the gates that Mary has led them to, and even though Harley’s Big F-ing Gun was a help in getting past the initial roadblocks, the giant Kirby-esque lock that lies behind can only be defeated by one thing…Mary’s magic word “Shazam!” That’s right kids, she’s finally being granted her real powers back after crazily losing them in the early installments of the series. - Across the way, Donna Troy, Kyle Rayner and Ray Palmer see the lightening strike and rush towards the disturbance where… - Mary’s totally back and not in that inappropriate cheerleader getup thing she got from Black Adam. See, it was the old gods of Olympus who were being held behind that door. They’d been captured by Granny way back at the end of the last Wonder Woman series and toyed with through the end of Amazons Attack! but now it appears their imprisonment has ended. Still, Zeus and the crew have asked that Mary and company finish the job of vengeance by taking

Week 9
- There’s a whole lot of shakin’ goin’ on Apokolips as Brother Eye’s final assimilation of the planet has things toppling this way and that! While Piper tries to crawl from the wreckage, he sees that a knocked out Desaad has some kind of button on his hand. Don’t push it, Piper! You don’t know what will…Oh! Too late! The glowing torture hand on everyone’s favorite sadist attracts a nearby OMAC drone who wishes to take Piper away. But Desaad with have none of it. See, it’s apparently been him who’s been making Piper’s life a living hell these past few months, from complicating his escape from the Suicide Squad all the way to his arrival on Apokolips. And now that Desaad’s got the flutist, he ain’t giving him up easy-like. Oh wait…OMACs have lasers. So we guess Desaad is giving it all up. - Meanwhile in a chamber of dank cold dankness, Darkseid revels in the death of his very planet around him, saying that Brother Eye can have it when the Fourth World collapses. Yikes! - Red Robin

Even Vampire's Need Spiritual Guidance
I pray to thee so I may sleep In hopes the sun shall never rise in my defeat In hell we reign and in heaven we cry But until we burn we shall not die Now lay down low so I may drink, My soul forever yours to keep.

Robot Clears Streets Of Homeless & Thugs
Robot reports for security duty in Atlanta Erik S. Lesser / For The Times NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH: Rufus Terrill uses his remote-controlled robot (complete with water cannon) to disperse prostitutes and pushers who gather near his bar. Bar owner Rufus Terrill has built what he calls the Bum Bot 2000, a remote-controlled device to chase loiterers away. Homeless advocates object. By Richard Fausset, Los Angeles Times Staff Writer March 23, 2008 ATLANTA -- Hollywood may have had RoboCop, but the real world now has a robot more attuned to the prosaic realities of the street. The Bum Bot. That is what Rufus Terrill calls the rolling, remote-controlled invention he uses to flush out the prostitutes and pushers who gather near his Midtown Atlanta bar, which is two blocks from the city's largest and most controversial homeless shelter. "This is actually the Bum Bot 2000," Terrill gently corrected on a recent evening as he switched on the device. The Bum Bot, like the

Pineapple Stuffed Avocados
Pineapple Stuffed Avocados 1/4 cup each: mayonnaise and sour cream 3 T. finely chopped fresh mint or 2 T. dry mint 2 t. sugar 1/4 t. Tabasco 2 T. lemon juice 3 large avocados 3 small bananas 1/4 cup chopped celery 1 cup fresh or canned pineapple chunks mint sprigs combine mayonnaise, sour cream, mint, sugar, Tabasco, and 1/2 T. lemon juice; blend well, cover and chill. Cut avocados in half lengthwise and remove pit; sprinkle evenly with remaining 1 1/2 T. lemon juice to prevent discoloration. Thinly slice bananas and mix with celery and pineapple chunks. Add chilled dressing and toss to coat. To serve, spoon mixture into avocado centers. Garnish with mint sprigs. Makes 6 servings.

Fresh Orange And Onion Ring Salad
Fresh Orange and Onion Ring Salad 4 large oranges 1 large red onion, sliced into separated rings 1/2 cup salad oil 1/4 cup white wine vinegar 2 T. sugar 3/4 t. paprika 1/2 t. salt 1/2 t. dry mustard Butter lettuce Remove peel and white membrane from oranges; cut into thin crosswise slices. Layer oranges and onion in shallow bowl. Combine oil, vinegar, sugar, paprika, salt and mustard; blend well. Pour over oranges and onion slices tossing to coat. Cover and chill AT LEAST two hours, or until the next day. To serve, arrange butter lettuce leaves on serving platter. Lift oranges and onion rings from dressing and arrange on lettuce. Pass around marinade to spoon over servings. Makes 6-8 servings.

Bullet For My Valentine - All These Things I Hate (revolve Around Me)
Once more I'll say goodbye to you Things happen, but we don't really know why if it's supposed to be like this why do most of us ignore the chance to miss oh yeah Torn apart at the seams as my dreams turn to tears I'm not feeling the situation Run away try to find that safe place you can hide It's the best place to be when you're feeling like Me! (Me) Yeah! (Yeah) All these things I hate revolve around Me! (Me) Yeah! (Yeah) Just back off before i snap Once more you tell those lies to me Why can't you just be straight up with honesty (honesty,honesty) When you say those things in my ear Why do you always tell me what you wanna hear (wana hear,wanna hear) oh yeah (yeah!) Wear your heart on your sleeve make things hard to believe I'm not feeling the situation Run away try to find that safe place you can hide It's the best place to be when you're feeling like Me! (Me) Yeah! (Yeah) All these things I hate revolve around me (Me) Yeah! (Yeah) Just back off

Erotic Moments.....
We’ve been talking for a long time. Sharing our innermost thoughts, feelings, darkness, and desires. You were hesitant to meet me but here we are heading into your apartment. When I walk in I can see it in your eyes; a part of you doesn’t want me here. But the part that does, well, it’s much stronger. I take a few hesitant steps inside and wait by the hallway, leaning against the wall. Because of your hesitance I am hesitant as well. I don’t know if I should come in further, sit on the couch, or go into your bedroom. I’m nervous. I’m excited. I want you and I think you know it. I watch as you walk right past me and turn on the radio. One of my favorite songs by The Fray is playing. You pour yourself a drink, not even bothering to ask me if I want one. I let out a sigh of disappointment and start to walk towards the door. As I’m about to turn the knob I say, “It was nice meeting you but I think I’m gonna go.” I hear the glass slam on the counter top and you rush towards me asking

Brothers In Arms Usmc
In honor of all Marines and FMF Sailors. Our tears flow as one Our Honor shared by all Blood of Our Brothers Sacred grounds have made Into your hands, my Brother I entrust my life Semper Fidelis © 2007 SWFLPROF@Yahoo.com

The Lesson.....
I am ten minutes early for my lesson. I sit down but can’t keep still. Pulling down on my skirt, I suddenly feel a little vulnerable. Why on earth did I wear such a short skirt to a piano lesson? But I knew perfectly well why. I look down at the piece of music we are working on tonight, The Love Theme to Romeo and Juliet. One of my favorites. The door opens and my teacher pops his head out. I hold my breath. He says he’ll be ready for me in a few minutes. I smile and nod my head. I couldn’t speak. When he disappears I can breathe again. I feel my heart racing and I’m suddenly very nervous. I didn’t realize how attracted I am to him until right now. It’s been a while since someone, from just a look, could get me so aroused. I wanted him and there could be no denying it. I look down at my clothes and it all makes sense. I wore it to turn him on, no, to seduce him. I took extra care in getting ready this evening. If things go my way we will be fucking before the lesson is over. I also

And This Is Life
Pain, Love, Forgivable hearts filled to the brim, splashing over and sometimes it puts the true strength of my heart to the test. I can't linger though, I have to keep moving on. Blows from the real world will put my love and bonds to the test. Pain, Hurt-we all have unforgivable feelings, but you never quite hold a grudge forever. If you say you love someone how can you shut them out? Hatred, Pain, One lost and another found. Transparent souls and yet so different. Unknown and unseen but not forgotten. Laughter, Fun, Endless unconditional love. Family, Friends, one minute love and the next hate. In insufferable suffering and unforgivable pain,. Numbing senses, Dulled judgment. Incomplete thoughts, infillable feelings. Progressive healing will never end. Kindness, Truth, one act can go a long way. Highs, Lows, everybody has their day. Mental, Emotional, deadened pain. Joyful Love and smiling stars. Shining skies and careful lies. Deceitful people, conspiring group

What Are They Hiding?
I have only been on fubar for a very short time but I have noticed that there are alot of people that come on here & don't create a profile or lie !!! Why not create a profile is there something they are hiding?Why stay annonymous? Alot of them also state they are single but then u find out they are either in a relationship or are married ...what do they think they are gonna come on fubar & find sum1 that is stupid enough to add them & start a relationship with them when they are hiding sumthing... I know I won't add or chat with any1 that doesn't have pic,age or even them that say they haven't decided what gender they are!!!! If u are gay,bi or lesbian come out of the closet & be a ladie or a man about urself!!! I belive a few of the people on fubar that are hiding sumthing need 2 grow up... school day's are over!!! This is fubar not romper room !!!!!!!

Questions.....
LETS PLAY TRUTH OR DARE (0: Answer this for the person who posted this send it back to them in a PRIVATE message and then repost it for yourself! 1. Would you have sex with me? Answer: 2. What positions would u want to b in? Answer: 3. Would u suck/lick me ? Answer: 4. Would u sex me hard? Answer: 5. Would u have sex with me the first night u met me? Answer: 6. Would u let me pull your hair while i did you? Answer: 7. Would u do me in the shower? Answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up to the bed and then do me? Answer: 9. Would u have 3-some with me? Answer: 10. What about me makes u want to have sex with me? Answer: 11. Would u talk dirty to me while we sexed? Answer: 12. Where would you do me? Answer: 13. Would u do me in front of people? Answer: 14. Would u do me again and again? Answer: 15. Would u do me in the rain? Answer: 16. Would u mind if we did it like a porn star? Answer: 17. Would u have phone sex with me? Answer: 18. Would u cheat

Cowboys - Counting Crows
Cowboys on the road tonight Crying in their sleep If I was a hungry man with a gun in my hand, And some promises to keep, Who wanted to change the world, What’s as easy as murder? It’s all headlights and vapour trails And Circle K killers And I know I could look at anyone but you now I could fall under the eyes of anyone But you now, now, now, now So come on, come on, come on Oh, come on through now Come on, come on, come on Oh, come on through now This is a list of what I should have been But I’m not This is a list of the things that I should have seen But I’m not seeing The look in your eyes As his fingertips slid down your neck And made you shiver I’m just turning away from where I should have been Because I am not anything Oh, anything, oh The President’s in bed tonight But he can’t get to sleep ’Cause all the cowboys on the radio are killers And I believe she loves you ’Cause you never make her feel like anything She said, "I wouldn’t feel a t

Butt Slap Leads To 45-day Suspension
Butt slap leads to 45-day suspension Published: March 29, 2008 at 4:54 PM Print story Email to a friend Font size:DENVER, March 29 (UPI) -- A Denver sheriff's deputy has been slapped with a 45-day suspension for slapping another deputy's buttocks, an incident that prompted the co-worker to quit. While Deputy Francisco Hernandez reportedly resigned after having his rear-end whacked, attorney Derek W. Cole has called Deputy Bobby Rogers' subsequent suspension an over-reaction, The Rocky Mountain News said Saturday. "It's gross overkill," Cole said. "It's like executing somebody for blowing their nose and not washing their hands." The incident occurred Aug. 30, 2007, when Hernandez bent to pick up some keys only to be "slapped hard on the buttocks" by Rogers, city documents said. "If you're going to stick it out, I'm going to hit it," Rogers allegedly said after the hit, according to documents. Rogers' version of the incident changed during interviews, while Hernandez

What The Hell ????
why do ppl add u rate fan u to there list when no one leaves any comments or talk to u wat is tht all about and if u rate any of there pics or leave comments on there page why do they not return the favour and leave a comment bck well from now on dont add me if ur goin to talk or leave comments im cleaing my list of ppl tht dont do any of tht on my page sorry all but its how i am. thx to all the ppl tht do leave comments and talk to me i will eturn all love to all of u and continue to leave u comments thx bye

Father John's Saturday Night Bath
It was time for Father John's Saturday night bath and the young nun,Sister Magdalene, had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old nun had instructed. Sister Magdalene was also instructed not to look at Father John's nakedness if she could help it, do whatever he told her to do, and pray. The next morning the old nun asked Sister Magdalene how the Saturday night bath had gone. "Oh, sister," said the young nun dreamily, "I've been saved." "Saved? And how did that come about?" asked the old nun. "Well, when Father John was soaking in the tub, he asked me to wash him, and while I was washing him he guided my hand down between his legs where he said the Lord keeps the Key to Heaven. " "Did he now?" said the old nun evenly. Sister Magdalene continued, "And Father John said that if the Key to Heaven fit my lock, the portals of Heaven would be opened to me and I would be assured salvation and eternal peace. And then Father John guided his Key to Heaven in

Top Cities For Jobs
Best Places For Business And Careers by Kurt Badenhausen, Forbes.com Mar 26th, 2008 ARTICLE TOOLS: Email article Printable view IM article Save to del.icio.us Bookmark What city is worth the high cost of living? Companies in the U.S. are facing myriad challenges, from the credit crunch to soaring commodity prices to corporate tax rates that are behind only Japan's among developed countries. What is a chief executive to do? Head south. In our 10th annual ranking of the Best Places for Business and Careers, the Southeast is home to half of the top 10 for a third straight year. But there is new blood near the top, including Lexington, Ky., Atlanta, Ga., and Richmond, Va. (Spokane, Wash., and Fort Collins, Colo., also made big jumps). Common themes for the business-welcoming metros include solid job growth, an educated labor supply and low business costs. Interestingly, six of the 10 metro areas are anchored by capital cities; maybe lobbyist spending boosts an ec

This Kinda Shit Makes Me Wish I Could Re-enlist!!! Love It!!
JUDGED BY 12 OR CARRIED BY 6........ Regarding the news blurb about the Marine who put two rounds ("double tap") in a wounded insurgent's head in Fallujah, here's a response from a Marine: "It's a safety issue, pure and simple. After assaulting through a target, we put a security round in everybody's head. Sorry al-Reuters, there's no paddy wagon rolling around Fallujah picking up "prisoners" and offering them a hot cup o' Joe, falafel, and a blanket. There's no time to dick around on the target. You clear the space, dump the chumps, and move on. Are Corpsmen expected to treat wounded terrorists? Negative. Hey Libs, worried about the defense budget? Well, it would be waste, fraud, and abuse for a Corpsman to expend one man-minute or a battle dressing on a terrorist. It's much cheaper to just spend the $.02 on a 5.56mm FMJ. By the way, in our view, terrorists who chop off civilian's heads are not prisoners, they are carcasses. Chopping off a civilian's head

Gravy Ladle
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates." About a week later, Julie came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. "You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Julie said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever si

... It Ain't What It Looks Like....
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?" Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So what happened that's so horrible? Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket. Man: Ok, but that's not so bad. Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So what happened then? Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left. Man: and then? Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket. Man: Again? Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So, what did you do then? Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right. Man: and then? Farmer: Well, I sat back down and began milking

The Matt Blog
I'm sure you've noticed all the references to SSG Matt Maupin on my page. If you are from Cincinnati, then you already know the story. If you have no idea what the hell I am talking about, then let me clue you in. Matt was an Army soldier serving in Iraq as a part of a transportation company when his unit was ambushed back in '04. For several weeks, he was listed as MIA. His captors released a video of him surrounded by armed men who demanded the withdrawal of troops in exchange for the safe return of Matt. Well, obiously that never happened and his status was officially changed to captured. Several weeks later, the government found an online video that was being circulated of the murder of Maupin. I am not even going to describe what was supposedly found on this video because it is just a completely barbaric and grotesque thing to do to another living being. The Army stated that because the video quality was so poor, they could not confirm that this was genuine. Four years have now

Paths
In life there are many paths and there are many that cross yours. There are paths you can take from the one you are on. The paths you take can sometimes lead you back to the path you had travelled before. Only time will tell. There are paths that are blocked and you can’t travel back on them or go down them yet until the things that are blocking them are cleared. The paths you take are the ones you choose. So the dirt and the trails you leave are yours to leave. So treasure the paths, the prints and the marks you leave behind. Try to make sure leave good ones to let others know that you were there after you have gone.

Best Job
I have the best job ever. I work at petco. I am the grooming salon manager. I have had the pleasure of grooming some of the most beautiful,loving dogs you could imagine. I have had some difficult dogs sure, but the good ones mae it so wonderful.I would love to have everyone come to our meet and greet. It is april 12th from 1:00 - 3:00. You can meet the staff, tour the salon and ask all the questions you like. We have some wonderful events at the store. We are located on east main street in spartanburg,sc. Hope to see you there. Sandra

Types Of Online Marketing
Marketing, Affiliate marketing is a wide subject that covers various aspects.... If you were asked to describe.. search engine marketing, affiliate marketing, branding, SPAMMING and blog marketing... it in a few words, you would be at a loss of words..... as to how to portray it specifically.... However, it would be far more more easier, if you were to speak in the local lingo, ie., to say.... You see an awesome woman at a party. You approach her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." Now That's Direct Marketing.. You see an awesome woman at a party. You get her phone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Telemarketing.. You're at a party and see an awesome woman. She walks up to you and says, "I've heard about you - you're fantastic in bed." That's Branding.. You are hosting party that has lots of awesome women. A friend asks "how do I know which one is the most fantastic in bed?" You say, well according to all the blogs - she is! Th

Teh Smashin Pumpkins - Disarm
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Breaking Gym News: Man Fined For Loud Exercise Grunts
Man fined for loud exercise grunts MARGATE, England, April 2 (UPI) -- A southeastern England man has been fined $140 after neighbors complained about his loud grunting while exercising. Giran Jobe, 36, was served a noise abatement order in June 2007 after neighbors complained about the loud grunts he exudes while lifting weights, but Thanet Council noise teams said he has violated the order 47 times, occasionally creating noise that reached 100 decibels -- the same noise level as a rock concert, The Daily Mail reported Wednesday. "The noise was so loud that I thought that he had an angle grinder up there," said downstairs neighbor Doris Fox, 68. Thanet Magistrates Court fined Jobe $140 for violating the noise order. "I don't play loud music, I don't have parties and I don't stamp around," said Jobe, a carpenter and father of four. "All I do is exercise and work out with my weights. I am trying to keep fit. I cannot believe I got taken to court for exercising." Jo

Daily Deeds
How many times do we as people not do a small thing that could make your day as well as someone else's? It is so rewarding to make a person smile. It can be a huge thing or something you may not think is a big thing but is to that person. If you see a parent mother or father struggling with a toddler and you have a cart you are putting up or is near you watch when you give that person a cart so they don't have to lug that child further and all that comes with that. Watch you get a "oh thank you , and you have a nice day". That feeling in the pit of your stomach that is a feeling you don't ever want to lose. It cost you a mere moments of time and will last you all day. Hold a door open for someone behind you or an elevator door and watch the response. Give a smile and a hello to someone even if they aren't smiling. Tell anyone you meet thank you and your welcome. Watch the look of a teller at a bank when they tell you to have a nice day and you sincerely say it back.

Noodle Pancake With Shrimp And Vegetables
Noodle Pancake with Shrimp and Vegetables For the marinade: 1 Tbs (15 ml) peanut oil 1 Tbs (15 ml) rice wine or dry sherry 1 Tbs (15 ml) soy sauce 1 Tbs (15 ml) cornstarch (cornflour) 1 tsp (5 ml) finely chopped or grated ginger 1-3 cloves garlic, finely chopped For the pancake and sauce: 1 lb (450 g) shrimp, peeled and deveined 1/2 lb (225 g) Chinese noodles or thin spaghetti 1 tsp (5 ml) sesame oil 4 Tbs (60 ml) peanut oil 1 tsp (5 ml) finely chopped or grated ginger 1-3 cloves garlic, finely chopped 2-3 scallions (spring onions), green and white parts, sliced diagonally 4 oz (110 g) snow peas (mange touts), trimmed 1 cup (250 ml) sliced mushrooms 1-2 red bell peppers (capsicums), cored, seeded, and cut into 1-inch (2 cm) squares Hot chile oil, red pepper flakes, or cayenne to taste (optional) Whisk together the ingredients for the marinade in a bowl. Add the shrimp, toss to coat with the marinade, and set aside. Cook the noodles in boiling salted water

Body Language
Her fingers tremble Candlelight glows on soft skin She’s waited so long Naked against him Lost in his tender embrace Alive for his touch Inhibitions fade Her walls come down beneath him Can he read her thoughts? She wonders if he Knows the truth depth of her love Will he ever know? The words escape her Their bodies moving in time Her message is sent Without the cumbersome words She holds him so close Her body speaking for her

Naughty Neighbors - Part 2 Of 10
I pulled her into my apartment and cupped her naked ass with both hands, pulling her closer against my hardening crotch, and she started taking off my shirt and sucking on my neck and chest at the same time. She started working her sucking kisses to my nipples and kept going lower, while starting to remove my shorts. She crouched at my feet and grabbed my now-throbbing cock, shoving it into her moaning mouth. Instinctively I put my hands on her head as she deep throated me, her hands massaging my balls expertly. Obviously, all reason had escaped me at this point. My neighbor from across the street just came over naked and was sucking on my cock – and I didn't even know her name, or cared. The only thing I could concentrate on was the feeling of euphoria that had come over me as my shaft was being worshipped by this beautiful woman's lips and tongue. While she was relishing her treat, she started pinching her nipples, and then grabbed my ass with both hands, pushi

Passion
im giving you a piece of my mind the one you run wild with the part that craves your tamed body Im giving you a peice of pleasure one you come back for everytime you think you got me I am passion! You with your manly gestures controll my every move squeeze my body and such my words

Teh Fray - How 2 Save Life
STEP WAN: U SAY WE NED 2 TALK HE WALKZ U SAY SIT DOWN IZ JUS TALK HE SMILEZ POLITELY BAK 2 U U STARE POLITELY RITE ON THRU SUM SORT OV WINDOW 2 UR RITE AS HE GOEZ LEFT AN U STAY RITE TWEEN TEH LINEZ OV FEAR AN BLAME U BEGIN 2 WONDR Y U CAME WER DID I GO WRONG, I LOST FREND SOMEWHERE ALONG IN DA BITTERNES AN I WUD HAS STAYD UP WIF U ALL NITE HAD I KNOWN HOW 2 SAVE LIFE LET HIM KNOE DAT U KNOE BEST CAUSE AFTR ALL U DO KNOE BEST TRY 2 SLIP PAST HIS DEFENSE WITHOUT GRANTIN INNOCENCE LAY DOWN LIST OV WUT IZ WRONG TEH THINGS UVE TOLD HIM ALL ALONG AN PRAY 2 CEILIN CAT HE HEARS U AN PRAY 2 CEILIN CAT HE HEARS U WER DID I GO WRONG, I LOST FREND SOMEWHERE ALONG IN DA BITTERNES AN I WUD HAS STAYD UP WIF U ALL NITE HAD I KNOWN HOW 2 SAVE LIFE AS HE BEGINS 2 RAIZE HIS VOICE U LOWR YOURS AN GRANT HIM WAN LAST CHOICE DRIV TIL U LOSE TEH ROAD OR BRAEK WIF TEH ONEZ UVE FOLLOWD HE WILL DO WAN OV 2 THINGS HE WILL ADMIT 2 EVRYTHIN OR HELL SAY HEZ JUS NOT TEH SAME AN

Take The Time
There are things that exist in this world that do not strive for pleasure or exist to gain but they just exist. The beauty of that existence is miraculous and warming. The sunrise and sunset for example. They happen everyday. How often do we just enjoy them? Nature exists because it has to it doesn’t want attention, desire material things, has hate, or is vengeful. That is why we use terms like "it’s just in our nature" or "it’s just natural" . Sometimes we as humans take for granted the beauty that surrounds us everyday. In our rush to get from place to place, taking the time to enjoy things doesn’t happen always. Why can’t it? Why can’t you take a few minutes and just marvel in things that are beautiful because they just are. If you are feeling down and out. Go to a mall or another place where children play and just watch them play. That carefree playing of just enjoying fun is so nice to watch. I love to watch my daughter play like that. I could and do enjoy every

Gone
i am leaving fubar cause im having troubles. it is causing me nothing but trouble and sarrow. so im sorry if i hurt anyone, have a good life and enjoy it to the fullest thanks for the fun and excitement take care. Paul mercer

Mah Chemical Romance - Teh Ghost Ov U
I NEVR SED ID LIE IN WAIT FOREVR IF I DID WED BE TOGETHR I CANT ALWAYS JUS FORGET HER BUT SHE CUD TRY AT TEH END OV TEH WURLD OR TEH LAST TING I C U R NEVR COMIN HOME NEVR COMIN HOME CUD I? SHUD I? AN ALL TEH THINGS DAT U NEVR EVR TOLD ME AN ALL TEH SMILEZ DAT R EVR EVR EVR GIT TEH FEELIN DAT URE NEVR ALL ALONE AN I REMEMBR NAO AT TEH TOP OV MAH LUNGS IN MAH ARMS SHE DIEZ SHE DIEZ AT TEH END OV TEH WURLD OR TEH LAST TING I C U R NEVR COMIN HOME NEVR COMIN HOME CUD I? SHUD I? AN ALL TEH THINGS DAT U NEVR EVR TOLD ME AN ALL TEH SMILEZ DAT R EVR GONNA HAUNT ME NEVR COMIN HOME NEVR COMIN HOME CUD I? SHUD I? AN ALL TEH WOUNDZ DAT R EVR GONNA SCAR ME 4 ALL TEH GHOSTS DAT R NEVR GONNA KATCH ME IF I FALL IF I FALL DOWN AT TEH END OV TEH WURLD OR TEH LAST TING I C U R NEVR COMIN HOME NEVR COMIN HOME NEVR COMIN HOME NEVR COMIN HOME AN ALL TEH THINGS DAT U NEVR EVR TOLD ME AN ALL TEH SMILEZ DAT R EVR GONNA HAUNT ME NEVR COMIN HOME NEVR COMIN HO

I Am Who I Am
She'sthe original Pollyanna. The Sagittarius woman is independent, optimistic, and believes that honesty is the best policy. She's not into self-pity, and you will find her genuine friendliness refreshing. She seeks a well-read, well-traveled partner. Picture a happy home, filled with laughter, spontaneity, and a woman who will accompany you to the ends of the earth. Before you beg this bright little star to shine her light on you exclusively, please understand that not only is she afflicted with the same hoof-in-mouth disease as her male counterpart, all Sagittariun females are subject to a Twilight Zone-sort of serendipity that frequently causes them to be in the wrong place at the right time. She may not be appear at dinner because she saw a cat stuck up a tree, dialed 911, and is trying to talk the fireman to let her go up the ladder to rescue it. She is also chronically late. If she gets up three hours early to be at your side for surgery, she'll get sidetracked into sorting the

Carnival Ride
You Are a Carousel You are young at heart and a truly playful person. No one would ever accuse you of taking life too seriously. You are definitely in things for the fun. You find joy easily, and you are often building up anticipation for your next adventure. In relationships, you tend to want to be babied and taken care of. And while you may be a bit high maintenance, you are incredibly loyal. Your life is simple and satisfying. Each day you treat yourself to something you enjoy. You have a lot of emotional attachments, and experiences are extra vivid to you. You tend to be nostalgic and sentimental. The past is important to you. Comfortable around all living things, you have a special connection to animals and children. At your best, you are whimsical, free spirited, and creative. Even if your schemes seem a bit strange, they usually work out wonderfully. At your worst, you are spoiled, demanding, and impossible to satisfy. You've been known to act like a brat

Passion Purple
Your Passion is Purple! You've got a ton of passion, but you don't always wear it on your sleeve. If something truly excites you, you let your inner intensity shine through. But otherwise, your passion tends to morph into energy ... which you never lack. You're a balanced woman, knowing when to turn on the fire in your heart. What Type of Passionate Woman Are You?

Question Mark
You Are a Question Mark You seek knowledge and insight in every form possible. You love learning. And while you know a lot, you don't act like a know it all. You're open to learning you're wrong. You ask a lot of questions, collect a lot of data, and always dig deep to find out more. You're naturally curious and inquisitive. You jump to ask a question when the opportunity arises. Your friends see you as interesting, insightful, and thought provoking. (But they're not always up for the intense inquisitions that you love!) You excel in: Higher education You get along best with: The Comma What Punctuation Mark Are You?

My Handwriting
What Your Handwriting Says About You You are a laid back person with rather low energy. You aren't lazy... you *are* sensitive and empathetic. You are reserved and not very outgoing. You are deeply thoughtful and introspective. You have a lot of control over your actions and emotions. You are balanced and grounded. You know how to get along well with others. You need a bit of space in your life, but you're not a recluse. You expect people to give you a small amount of privacy, and you respect their privacy as well. You are somewhat traditional, but you are also open to change. You listen to your head and your heart. You are a good communicator. You work hard to get your ideas across effectively. What Does Your Handwriting Say About You?

Nine Inch Nails - The Good Soldier
shitty video version but hey... its trent deal wit it Gunfire in the street, where we used to meet Echoes out a beat when the bass goes "bomb" Right over my head, step over the dead Remember what you said, you know, the part about life Is just a waking dream, well, I know what you mean But that ain't how it seems right here, right now How can this be real? I can barely feel Anymore I am trying To see I am trying To believe This is not where I should be I am trying To believe Blood hardens in the sand, cold metal in my hand You can't understand the way that things are gonna be There's nowhere left to hide 'cause God is on our side I keep telling myself I am trying To see I am trying To believe This is not where I should be I am trying To believe

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Nine Inch Nails - Were In This Together Now
I HAS BECOME IMPOSIBLE HOLDIN ON 2 WHEN WHEN EVRYTHIN SEEMD 2 MATTR MOAR TEH 2 OV US (ALL USD) ALL USD AN BEATEN UP WATCHIN FATE, AS IT FLOWS DOWN TEH PATH, WE HAS CHOSE U AN ME WERE IN DIS TOGETHR NAO NONE OV THEM CAN STOP US NAO WE WILL MAK IT THRU SOMEHOW U AN ME IF TEH WURLD SHUD BREAK IN 2 TIL TEH VRY END OV ME TIL TEH VRY END OV U AWAEK 2 TEH SOUND AS THEY PEEL APART TEH SKIN THEY PICK AN THEY PULL TRYIN 2 GIT THEIR FINGERS IN WELL THEYVE GOT 2 KILL WUT WEVE FINDZ WELL THEYVE GOT 2 HATE WUT THEY FEAR WELL THEYVE GOT 2 MAK IT GO AWAY WELL THEYVE GOT 2 MAK IT DISAPPEAR TEH FARTHR I FALL IM BESIDE U AS LOST AS I GIT IM GONNA FIND U TEH DEEPR TEH WOUND IM INSIDE U FOREVR AN EVR IM PART OV U AN ME WERE IN DIS TOGETHR NAO NONE OV THEM CAN STOP US NAO WE WILL MAK IT THRU SOMEHOW U AN ME IF TEH WURLD SHUD BREAK IN 2 TIL TEH VRY END OV ME TIL TEH VRY END OV U TEH WURLD IZ GONE WE HAS 2 HOLD ON X3 TEH WURLD IZ GONE BUT WE CAN HOLD ON U AN ME

Threesome-fenix Tx
And if there's nothing left to say I'll string you along until I get my way Use all those subtle inquiries Like I want to know if you aim to please And if you want to dance If she wants to lead, I won't mind Let's try this all again only faster now Now go ahead and pretend I'm your master now And if you want to dance, if she wants to lead I'll go out of my way, I'll do anything And one word is all I need And if You know it's all in your mind Take your time with this one You both deserve a good time In every position that I can think of If you want to dance, if she wants to leave I'll go out of my way. I'll do anything And one word is all I need Let's try this all again, only faster now Now go ahead and pretend I'm your master now And if you want to dance, if she wants to lead I'll go out of my way to make you believe That your love is all I need

Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now -starship
Lookin' in your eyes I see a paradise This world that I found is too good to be true Standin' here beside you want so much to give you This love in my heart that I'm feelin' for you Let 'em say we're crazy I don't care 'bout that Put your hand in my hand baby don't ever look back Let the world around us just fall apart Baby we could make it if we're heart to heart And we can build this dream together Stand each storm forever Nothing's gonna stop us now And if this world runs out of lovers We'll still have each other Nothing's gonna stop us Nothing's gonna stop us now I'm so glad I found you I'm not gonna lose you Whatever it takes I will stay here with you Take it to the good times see it through the bad times Whatever it takes is what I'm gonna do Let 'em say we're crazy what do they know Put your arms around me baby don't ever let go Let the world around us just fall apart Baby we could make it if we're heart to heart CHORUS And we can build this dre

Yo!!!!! Dirty South Crew,let's Get This Done!!!!!
Let"s Git R Done Purple Roses Is In A Contest For A Happy Hour!!! Click The Pic To Help Thanks To All That Come And Help, She Deserves This, DIRTY SOUTH CREW FOR LIFE WE GOT EACH OTHERS BACKS, SO LET'S GET THIS GAL TO THE WINNER'S CIRCLE!!!!!

If I Could Turn Back Time
If I could turn back time If I could find a way I'd take back those words that hurt you and you'd stay I don't know why I did the things I did I don't know why I said the things I said Pride's like a knife it can cut deep inside Words are like weapons they wound sometimes. I didn't really mean to hurt you I didn't wanna see you go I know I made you cry, but baby [Chorus:] If I could turn back time If I could find a way I'd take back those words that hurt you And you'd stay If I could reach the stars I'd give them all to you Then you'd love me, love me Like you used to do If I could turn back time My world was shattered I was torn apart Like someone took a knife and drove it deep in my heart You walked out that door I swore that I didn't care But I lost everything darling then and there Too strong to tell you I was sorry Too proud to tell you I was wrong I know that I was blind, and ooh... [Chorus] Ooohh If I could turn back time

Short Thought
I love you no less Wishing your head was upon my chest Stealing your pain Thinking of the rain Not dwelling on mistakes Maybe thinking of a happy thought Eating peanut butter pancakes More than a thought maybe a want

Bury Me With Soldiers
I’ve played a lot of roles in life; I’ve met a lot of men, I’ve done a lot of things I’d like to think I wouldn’t do again. And though I’m young, I’m old enough To know someday I’ll die. And to think about what lies beyond, Beside whom I would lie. Perhaps it doesn’t matter much; Still if I had my choice, I’d want a grave ’mongst Soldiers when At last death quells my voice. I’m sick of the hypocrisy Of lectures of the wise. I’ll take the man, with all the flaws, Who goes, though scared, and dies. The troops I knew were commonplace They didn’t want the war; They fought because their fathers and Their fathers had before. They cursed and killed and wept... God knows They’re easy to deride... But bury me with men like these; They faced the guns and died. It’s funny when you think of it, The way we got along. We’d come from different worlds To live in one where no one belongs, I didn’t even like them all; I’m sure they’d all agree. Yet I would give my life for

A Soldier Of The Cross
I am a soldier in the army of my God. The Lord Jesus Christ is my commanding officer. The Holy Bible is my code of conduct. Faith, prayer, and the Word are my weapons of warfare. I have been taught by the Holy Spirit, trained by experience, tried by adversity and tested by fire. I I'm a volunteer in this army, and I'm enlisted for Eternity. I will either retire in this army at the rapture or die in this army; but I will not get out, sell out, be talked out, or pushed out. I am faithful, reliable, capable and dependable. If My God needs me, I am there. If He needs me in the Sunday school, to teach the children, work with the youth, help adults or just sit and learn. He can use me because I am there! I am a soldier. I am not a baby. I do not need to be pampered, petted, primed up, pumped up, picked up or pepped up. I am a soldier. No one has to call me, remind me, write me, visit me, entice me, or lure me. I am a Soldier. I am not a wimp. I am in place, saluting my King, o

The Wall
One by one the names were read, Silence fell,tears were shed.... A husband,a brother,a father,a son, The list of names had just begun. A mother stood,bowed her head, That was my son's name that you just read..... When you look at this wall,do you see, That next to his name is a part of me..... Partof my heart died that day, Along with my son so far away. A mother with her children close by side, Said,"That was father that fought and died," The young man tries to be strong and brave, In honor of the life his father gave...... Thinking back to a time when he was small, He places his hand upon the wall. A young girl staring into space, A look of emptiness on her face..... Her heart wished her father hadn't died. A veteran stands,tears in his eyes, Recalls a name and softly cries.... he bows his head in silent prayer, Remembering the time that he was there. Some came to see,never spoke at all,

How Do I Love Thee
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight For the ends of Being and ideal Grace. I love thee to the level of every day's Most quiet need, by sun and candlelight. I love thee freely, as men strive for Right; I love thee purely, as they turn from Praise. I love thee with the passion put to use In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith. I love thee with a love I seemed to lose With my lost saints,--I love thee with the breath, Smiles, tears, of all my life!and, if God choose, I shall but love thee better after death. by Elizabeth Barrett Browning

I Gave Myself To Him
I gave myself to him, And took himself for pay. The solemn contract of a life Was ratified this way The value might disappoint, Myself a poorer prove Than this my purchaser suspect, The daily own of Love Depreciates the sight; But, 'til the merchant buy, Still fabled, in the isles of spice The subtle cargoes lie. At least, 'tis mutual risk, Some found it mutual gain; Sweet debt of Life, each night to owe, Insolvent, every noon. by Emily Dickinson

The Heart Of A Woman
The heart of a woman goes forth with the dawn, As a lone bird, soft winging, so restlessly on, Afar o'er life's turrets and vales does it roam In the wake of those echoes the heart calls home. The heart of a woman falls back with the night, And enters some alien cage in its plight, And tries to forget it has dreamed of the stars While it breaks, breaks, breaks on the sheltering bars. by Georgia Johnson

We'll Go No More A-roving
So, we'll go no more a-roving ...So late into the night, Though the heart be still as loving, ...And the moon be still as bright. For the sword outwears its sheath, ...And the soul wears out the breast, And the heart must pause to breathe ...And love itself have rest. Though the night was made for loving, ...And the day returns too soon, Yet we'll go no more a-roving ...By the light of the moon. by George Gordon, Lord Byron

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(what's So Funny 'bout) Peace, Love And Understanding-(what's So Funny 'bout) Peace, Love And Understanding-elvis Costello
As I walk through This wicked world Searchin' for light in the darkness of insanity. I ask myself Is all hope lost? Is there only pain and hatred, and misery? And each time I feel like this inside, There's one thing I wanna know: What's so funny 'bout peace love & understanding? Ohhhh What's so funny 'bout peace love & understanding? And as I walked on Through troubled times My spirit gets so downhearted sometimes So where are the strong And who are the trusted? And where is the harmony? Sweet harmony. 'Cause each time I feel it slippin' away, just makes me wanna cry. What's so funny 'bout peace love & understanding? Ohhhh What's so funny 'bout peace love & understanding? So where are the strong? And who are the trusted? And where is the harmony? Sweet harmony. 'Cause each time I feel it slippin' away, just makes me wanna cry. What's so funny 'bout peace love & understanding? Ohhhh What's so funny 'bout peace love & understanding? Ohhhh What's so

Lake Of Fire
Where do bad folks go when they die? They don't go to heaven where the angels fly They go to the lake of fire and fry Won't see them again 'till the fourth of July I knew a lady who came from Duluth She got bit by a dog with a rabid tooth She went to her grave just a little too soon And she flew away howling on the yellow moon Where do bad folks go when they die? They don't go to heaven where the angels fly They go down to the lake of fire and fry Won't see them again 'till the fourth of July Now the people cry and the people moan And they look for a dry place to call their home And try to find some place to rest their bones While the angels and the devils try to make them their own Where do bad folks go when they die? They don't go to heaven where the angels fly They go down to the lake of fire and fry Won't see them again 'till the fourth of July

The Boyfriend
I havent really been online for a good while, I guess i have been quite busy with the new boyfriend. Im gonna post a few pics in a while, but at the moment I cant be arsed. As you can see I have deleted most of the pics on my page. Reason for that is, as i said i have a boyfriend and I really dont need any confirmation that I am hot, since he contsntly showers me in affection. I am happy that I am finally feeling good about myself, for real this time.

To Mr. And Mrs. David Hilbert
You are my best friend Now life is coming at you like a bullet A baby on the way An now a soon to be husband With all my heart I love you both An for your special day I give you this poem That has a blessing with my family I now have to let my best friend Go Not forever but with life A dream that we both have wished This day is yours To be held in your heart An I ask this man who takes you To take care of you and your baby girl on the way A life to be treasured By two sweethearts My family that I love God bless you both on this special day An Congratulations My heart is with you all Author notes For her wedding day I made this for her which is the 5th I am giving this poem to her the 4th the day i'll be in WV which I wish I could attend but plans don't always go as they should. I hope you all enjoy!!! Amber

Nightmare
I keep having the same dream It rather disgust me But leads to a mysterious answer That I am afraid is true Just the thought of it bother's me It has nothing to do with my man Total opposite of woman/girls I have nothing against my kind I am attracted Just the fact of this nightmare Won't stop Keep's repeating Even though it's hard to get Out of my mind Life has it's game I think this one is it Or my mind Need help as I can see Guess until I get situated Might as well finish the dream Even though it grosses me out

Getting Over Being Dumped
This doesn't apply to me being as I am in a committed relationship.But to the people who are experiencing this right now.This article may help. This is a neat article I found on The-N.com....... Got dropped? Oof. Sorry. It happens… almost everyone gets dumped at least once in their lives. And most of us lucky people get dumped a whole buncha times. It's rarely easy and never fun. (And it's actually not easy or fun to do the dumping, either.) But since so many people have been through this before, we have lots of good research on the topic. Here's one version of the time-tested path to The Land of 'I'm So Over It.' Stage one: Let it be over. That means no more calling your ex to 'talk about it' or texting mutual friends to find out what he or she is saying about you. If you start to cry every time you see your ex on instant messenger, remove his or her name from your friends list. (You can always add it back later, when you're feeling less emotional.) You can't move on unti

Growth
Colors swirl around me Rain falls down upon my hands as I cry out in agony "Save me from myself!" I fall to my knees This internal struggle is killing me "Help! Help me to become the person I am meant to be!" I lay my head on the ground Tears flowing like waterfalls "I can't take anymore self-loathing" I curl into a ball I gaze up into the open Heavens "Cry for me oh angels... Weep for my pain" Warm light begins to caress my face I blink "I can see clearly now the rain is gone" I stand, head up, shoulders back Here I am world Open your motherly arms to me Embrace me Love me

An Interesting Parable....
I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. What a beauty of a bird feeder it is, as I filled it lovingly with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table ... everywhere! Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud. They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food. After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. So I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned

Just A Biker
JUST A BIKER I saw you hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant when you saw my bike parked out front. But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I rode by. But you didn't see me riding behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But you didn't see me when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you stare at my long hair. But you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you roll your eyes at our leather jackets and gloves. But you didn't see me and

White Trash Ca Wedding!
Groom Tasered, Bride Arrested On Wedding Night VALLEJO, Calif. (AP) ¯ A weekend wedding turned into an unforgettable first night for these two newlyweds. Police say a bride and groom spent their first night as a married couple in jail after their wedding party at a Vallejo home got out of hand. When police had to return a second time to the home Saturday night, officers stunned both the groom and his cousin with a Taser when they both became aggressive towards the officers. The groom and cousin were arrested for allegedly resisting arrest. The bride was taken into custody on suspicion of public intoxication.

New Music Video
Just added a video 'Beautiful' By Masta Ace He has one of the sickest flows ever. Check out his music page at Myspace. http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=234241557 Mic

Princess Diana Made By Scottishprincess
Born in purity, from a family of wealth A young girl came with a message to man She dearly loved children And the love that she shared Was recognised by many As her heart she bared A prince did spy this beautiful girl And took her to wife and to mother his heir A Princess she became And a legend to many As she learned the ropes Of her royal duty She graciously stepped into the shoes she did wear And took up her tasks with love and with care She bore her sons With great motherly love And gave them courage As she taught them to love her marriage became, for her, a great sadness As it fell away in a torment of badness But throughout it all She held her pride And lived for the people She refused to hide She shunted, however, from reporters and their rudeness, As they tormented her hours with cameras and gossip A lady of truth, She spoke her hurt And tried to live Her best for earth She sought so desperately for peace and love And it came in the fo

Breakin Benjamin - Next 2 Nothin
BENEATH DIS WAVE I JUS CANT TAEK UR BREATH AWAY U CUT ME DOWN I KNOE ULL ALWAYS BE AROUND SO NAO I WAIT I KNOE ULL LIV ANOTHR DAI COME AN TAEK MAH BREATH AWAY LOOK ME STRAIGHT IN DA FACE CAUSE I KNOE IZ OVAR GROWIN COLDR NEEDZ SOMETHIN LEEF ME NEXT 2 NOTHIN ALL WE EVR WANTD NEEDZ SOMETHIN LEEF ME NEXT 2 NOTHIN NEXT 2 NOTHIN I CUT U DOWN U KNOE I ALWAYS BE AROUND SO NAO ILL WAIT I KNOE ULL LIV ANOTHR DAI COME AN TAEK MAH BREATH AWAY LOOK ME STRAIGHT IN DA FACE CAUSE I KNOE IZ OVAR GROWIN COLDR NEEDZ SOMETHIN LEEF ME NEXT 2 NOTHIN ALL WE EVR WANTD NEEDZ SOMETHIN LEEF ME NEXT 2 NOTHIN NEXT 2 NOTHIN NEXT 2 NOTHIN NEXT 2 NOTHIN NEXT 2 NOTHIN CAUSE U KNOE IZ OVAR GROWIN COLDR NEEDZ SOMETHIN LEEF ME NEXT 2 NOTHIN ALL WE EVR WANTD NEEDZ SOMETHIN LEEF ME NEXT 2 NOTHIN NEXT 2 NOTHIN

Some Longing
A Life Cut Too Short By: Sharon Gay Watson Words cannot express how I feel today, A friend to me has passed away, He allways cared and made me smile, For this man I would walk a mile. You never know how much you miss him, Till those words hit home and that light grows dim, The hugs, the kisses, the many a long hour, He was allways my rock and he gave me so much power. I could face each day, but what about now, I know I must....but do not know how, I love him so much, I miss him more than I can say, He will be mourned in each and every way. He was like a brother, strong and true, The man never thought of himself, only of you, Sleep my friend, rest in peace, till we meet again soon, You are in my thoughts, my dreams, and in the light of the moon. ************************************************************************************ A dear friend to me has passed on. I will miss him so much. Just never knew it would hurt lik

More Cowboy
Cowboy: He wakes to the sound of the birds chirping their tune, And gets up from bed looking out at the moon, It'll be a long hard day in those far fields, But once it's all over he gives thanks for the yields. He gets him some coffee and walks out the door, Sometimes his worries make him walk the floor, The fences need mending, the tractor stands ready, Seems work on the farm will continue to be steady. The cows are calving just about every day, The horses need shoeing and all livestock needs hay, The barn is old and the middle is bowed, The man wonders just when his place can be sold. The wrinkles in his rugged but handsome face Show years of torment and there are stories you can trace, He walks with a swagger, slightly bowed at the knees And his smile shines brightly to everyone that he sees. Somehow the hay will get all bailed and hauled in, And the livestock will be fed and grain stored in the bin, The yo

I've Been To The Mountaintop
Thank you very kindly, my friends. As I listened to Ralph Abernathy in his eloquent and generous introduction and then thought about myself, I wondered who he was talking about. It's always good to have your closest friend and associate say something good about you. And Ralph is the best friend that I have in the world. I'm delighted to see each of you here tonight in spite of a storm warning. You reveal that you are determined to go on anyhow. Something is happening in Memphis, something is happening in our world. As you know, if I were standing at the beginning of time, with the possibility of general and panoramic view of the whole human history up to now, and the Almighty said to me, "Martin Luther King, which age would you like to live in?" — I would take my mental flight by Egypt through, or rather across the Red Sea, through the wilderness on toward the promised land. And in spite of its magnificence, I wouldn't stop there. I would move on by Greece, and take my mind to Mo

Queen - Hoo Wants 2 Liv Forevr
THARS NO TIEM 4 US THARS NO PLACE 4 US WUT IZ DIS TING DAT BUILDZ R DREAMS YET SLIPS AWAY FRUM US HOO WANTS 2 LIV FOREVR? HOO WANTS 2 LIV FOREVR? THARS NO CHANCE 4 US IZ ALL DECIDD 4 US DIS WURLD HAS ONLY WAN SWEET MOMENT SET ASIDE 4 US HOO WANTS 2 LIV FOREVR? HOO WANTS 2 LIV FOREVR? HOO DAREZ 2 LUV FOREVR? WHEN LUV MUST DYE BUT TOUCH MAH TEARS WIF UR LIPS TOUCH MAH WURLD WIF UR FINGERTIPS AN WE CAN HAS FOREVR AN WE CAN LUV FOREVR FOREVR IZ R TODAI HOO WANTS 2 LIV FOREVR? HOO WANTS 2 LIV FOREVR? FOREVR IZ R TODAI HOO WAITS FOREVR ANYWAY?

True Love
There are many of us myself was included who thought what this was. I do believe it exists between two people that there is someone for everyone out there. How often do we try to mold what that is into something we judge as right? The truest love you can ever have is love of yourself. Because that is a love only you can ever have and no amount of things, compliments, titles, money, fame, or exploits can get you. Only you can ever really feel that way about you. Being in a relationship with someone will not make this happen. Loving someone else or many people will not let you achieve this. There are many trials one goes thru in their lives to shape them in certain ways. Can you succumb to self-hate and hate in general, yes. I did for many years. It has taken a dramatic life change to get to here now. Do I still occasionally have self-doubting thoughts..yes. WE all do at some time or another, but it is the ability to not dwell or hold on to those that will truly make u

The Lesser Banishing Ritualof The Mother-in-law
The Lesser Banishing Ritual of the Mother-In-Law In the double current of Maat/Horus, the disbanding of Nirvana and the age of the new Goddess, Alanis Morrissett, do I type these words, 'tis true, without a word of lie, 'tis very true. That which is on the z-list is online, and that which is online, is on the z-list, to work boredom from. And just as all things have been, and are come from, Shub internet, so are all e-mails born of this one thing. And so it goes..... As I lay in my chamber, exausted from another day, my Ladywife and child beside me, I did hear a stirring coming from yonder. "Hark!", I said, I usually don't say "Hark," but it makes for a better story, "Hark!", I said, "What is that noise from kitchen yonder?" I crawled from the safety of my warm nest and reached for my weapon. I spoke the secret words as taught to me by my mentor, Mr. Rogers. "Oh mighty Mjollnir, basher of burglars, at any other time thy name be golfclub, defend me now in your grandest "

The Very Secret Diary Of Legolas, Son Of Weenus
The Very Secret Diary of Legolas, Son of Weenus By: Cassandra Claire *dedicated to Emily for her fearless defense of Elijah* Day One: Went to Council of Elrond. Was prettiest person there. Agreed to follow some tiny little man to Mordor to throw ring into volcano. Very important mission - gold ring so tacky. Day Four: Boromir so irritating. Why must he wear big shield like dinner plate all the time? Climbed up Caradhras but wimpy humans who cannot walk on snow insisted we climb back down. Am definitely prettiest member of the Fellowship. Go me! Day Six: Far too dark in Mines of Moria to brush hair properly. Am very afraid I am developing a tangle. Orcs so silly. Still the prettiest. Day Ten: Gandalf fell into shadow. In other news, I think I am developing a spot on my nose. V. serious situation, as Elven spots likely to last for 500 years or more. Still prettiest, despite blasted spot. Day Eleven: In Lothlorien. Suspect Galadriel may be prett

The Very Secret Diary Of Peregrin Took
The Very Secret Diary of Peregrin Took By: Cassandra Claire I know I said it would be Merry's Diary, but it's Pippin's. Oh, and the next person who tells me Legolas' father's name is not Weenus gets an arrow in the eye. :D I know perfectly well it isn't. I just don't care. :D DAY ONE Was out pilfering vegetables when bumped into Sam and Frodo. Had a nice little roll around with Frodo in corn before was forcibly removed by Sam. Must have word with Frodo about letting servants get overly familiar and grabby. Fell down hill. Merry v. disappointed that he broke his carrot. After he found one that was just the right shape, too. DAY TWO V. nice in Rivendell. Sick of rooming with Sam though. Constantly sopping wet and reeking of strawberries. Also tired of elves mistaking me for unusually lifelike lawn ornament. DAY THREE Joined Fellowship of Ring for a lark. Everyone v. nice except Legolas seems a bit testy. Yesterday held me upside down over crevasse until I admitted

Night Time Skies
In the city the skies are like a light blue Which makes it hard to see the stars In the country the skies are filled with stars Which makes it lovely The night time skies have a moon That shines so bright Where the star surround The night time skies are beautiful To stare with someone you love At an over ease in Texas A romantic spot to see The night time sky At a park The night time skies Are what we love to see It's so graceful Beauty of the sky Is wonderful At Night The night time skies

Cake's Level Bullly
gangsta_princessFuGal2 Twisted*Head DoorHottie @Exotica asst n WhenDarkness *Fukid2 Cookie & Jman' spewed forth the following at '2008-04-10 07:45:06'.. > > > > > > > PLEASE HELP HIM LEVEL!!!! i know you want to! you can't resist! show some love..love returned! > > http://www.fubar.com/user/1513715 > > > This Bully brought to you by Gangsta_Princess : > > > > > > > > > > > > show love to me too > > > http://www.fubar.com/user/1631643 >

Dishwalla - Countin Blu Cars
MUSTVE BEEN MID AFTERNOON I CUD TELL BY HOW FAR TEH CHILDZ SHADOW STRETCHD OUT AN HE WALKD WIF PURPOSE IN HIS SNEAKERS, DOWN TEH STREET HE HAD, LOTZ DA QUESHUNS LIEK CHILDREN OFTEN DO HE SED, "TELL ME ALL UR THOUGHTS ON CEILIN CAT?" "TELL ME IZ I VRY FAR?" MUSTVE BEEN LATE AFTERNOON ON R WAI TEH SUN BROKE FREE OV TEH CLOUDZ WE COUNT ONLY BLU CARS SKIP TEH CRACKZ, IN DA STREET AN ASK LOTZ DA QUESHUNS LIEK CHILDREN OFTEN DO WE SED, "TELL ME ALL UR THOUGHTS ON CEILIN CAT? "CAUSE I WUD RLY LIEK 2 MEET HER AN ASK HER Y WERE HOO WE R TELL ME ALL UR THOUGHTS ON CEILIN CAT CAUSE IM ON MAH WAI 2 C HER SO TELL ME IZ I VRY FAR - IZ I VRY FAR NAO?" IZ GETTIN COLD PICKD UP TEH PACE HOW R SHOEZ MAK HARD NOISEZ IN DIS PLACE R CLOTHEZ R STAIND WE PAS LOTZ DA, CROS-EYD PEEPS AN ASK LOTZ DA QUESHUNS LIEK CHILDREN OFTEN DO "TELL ME ALL UR THOUGHTS ON CEILIN CAT? CAUSE I WUD RLY LIEK 2 MEET HER AN ASK HER Y WERE HOO WE R TELL ME ALL UR THOUGHTS ON CEILIN CAT? CAUSE

Playoff Action
WOW!! What a start to the playoffs. San Jose loses first game to Calgary Dallas shuts out the Defending Stanley Cup champs Wild lost Rangers beat the Devils Gonna be a Hell of a playoff season. I AM IN HEAVEN!!!!! Of course the Wings were strong against the Predators.

Protest Of A Protest - Love It
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/wichman.asp Professor Wichman E-mail Claim: A Michigan professor sent an e-mail telling Muslim students to leave the country. Status: True. The story begins at Michigan State University with a mechanical engineering professor named Indrek Wichman. Wichman sent an e-mail to the Muslim Student's Association. The e-mail was in response to the students' protest of the Danish cartoons that portrayed the Prophet Muhammad as a terrorist. The group had complained the cartoons were 'hate speech' Enter Professor Wichman. In his e-mail, he said the following: Dear Moslem Association, As a professor of Mechanical Engineering here at MSU I intend to protest your protest. I am offended not by cartoons, but by more mundane things like beheadings of civilians, cowardly attacks on public buildings, suicide murders, murders of Catholic priests (the latest in Turkey ),

Waiting For You !
(Woo-hoo-hoo-ooo) (Sittin' in the park, waiting for you-hoo-hoo) (Child, I'm) Yes, I'm sitting right here Waiting for a-you my dear Wondering if a-you ever Gonna show up (Show up) I don't know if you gonna show My darling I got to go But never-the-less, I said You got-a me waitin' (Sittin' in the park waiting for you-hoo-hoo) (Child, I'm) Sitting here on the bench With my back against the fence Wonderin' if I have any sense (Child, I'm) Somethin' tells me I'm a fool To let you treat me so cruel But never-the-less, I say again You got-a me waiting (Sittin' in the park, waiting for you-hoo-hoo) Why, oh why, oh why, oh why Oh why, oh why? (Tell me why) Won't you tell me why? (I wanna know why) Oh, my darling I said-a right now Good girl I wanna know why? Why? (Tell him what-a-matter) (Sitting in the park, waiting for you-hoo-hoo) (Tell him what-a-matter ) Sitting here on the bench With my back agains

So Yeah...gothic Mood
I feel like i'm going through a phase or a change...not really sure....I don't know if its my bipolar (that is being unmedicated) or What!? Just been wearing the dark clothes and makeup and feeling really HAPPY about it..its not like i'm depressed..im thrilled that I have been dressing in Goth here lately... I'm happy because i'm expressing myself the way i want to be expressed and I feel like noone can hold me back from that..... I am making plans to get my tongue pierced just as soon as I get my car back and I take a ride to a friend in sumter cuz she is wanting to get her snake bites done..... I wanted my tongue done a long time ago...when i was like 18 but i had braces and well..that is just too much metal at once..ya know? :D

Blonde ?
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!" The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!" Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watches in amazem

Forever Love, Reba Mcentire
**Dedicated to Jimm, I love you** The first time I laid my eyes on you I knew. We'd spend this life side by side. I still feel the same though you're so far away. I swear that you'll always be my... Chorus Forever love. I promise you. Someday we'll be together. Forever love. I won't give up. no matter what. I'll be waiting for you. forever love. Minutes and hours and years may go by. But my heart knows nothing of time. So don't cry, just keep me right there. In your dreams. and hold on to these words of mine. Repeat chorus Love is the road to our destiny. Nothing can change what is meant to be.

Sorry And Thanks
Sorry And Thanks Sorry I haven't replied to everyone. When I go to pages to post a reply It takes forever for the page to load. But I will try my hardest to get to everyone. And Thanks for the adds. M.T

Another Day
Its fucking stupid...I get up every morning and run around like a crazy chicken just to repeat the process. And if its no bad enough I am jobless and trying to find one before May 8th. FIRE AND ICE TOUR comes to Worcester MA at the palladium!!!WHOOP WHOOP!!! I am still with Juggalo420. we have been together almost 2 fucking years...I am going through this bad self esteem stage right now so he suggested that I get on this site and it might help I have a myspace and a face book but all my friends are kinda too busy to write...my friends really do hang out much they do but there college students and I got to a different college than them and the ones that aren''t in college think that me and my college friends are bitches cause we want more from our lives that four scummy walls and cat shit all over our rinky dink ass apartment. I want a nice house and money to spend when I want and to marry my baby and just get through life in one piece...maybe...I write alot and post randomness all the

Today On World Rock Radio
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A Final Resolution
Last night I finally told someone that I cannot be with them any longer. I can not take the steady stream of lies and deceit from them. I gave them multiple opportunities to gain my trust back and over and over they lost it. I kept hope because I have seen them be the person they should be and be true to themselves and others. I cannot just turn off how I felt about them and just click it back on for someone else. It's not who I am. At the same time I can't let that type of negativity in my life. I would always wonder if she was lying and cheating. I just could not believe the things she lied about. Some things are very very bad and to garner attention from people who really need support for Cancer. I kept trying to show her that being positive will get you positive things back. All of her actions and negativity have put her where she is and she just continues to spiral down. I can't force her to change I just feel sorry for her. She always wanted someone to love her for who s

Country Living
I live out in the country far away from the city lights. Far away from the city sounds that goes on day and night. Nothing is as peaceful as the country can be but one other sound I love is the sound of the birds. The one who longs for the songs of the birds are the ones, who would,love country living,its such a peaceful life. It has a calming affect it eases your tension it relaxes your mind,body,and soul, A nice home in the country is where you should be.

The Sex
He caresses my skin with his silky hands As they run over my breasts I feel a surge of energy burst through me He kisses my lips and gently nibbles my bottom lip As the bed starts to move my heart beats faster He sits there as I continue to ride him I grab the back of his head and run my fingers through his hair He lets out a moan as I continue to pick up the pace I suddenly slow down and change direction His eyes grow bigger as his lust strengthens He grabs me by the hips and throws me to the other side of the bed He is now panting as he thrusts I grab the sheets and twist them in my fists I throw the remaining pillows to the floor We both let out what has been trying to escape And it’s over He lays down on top of me and kisses me He tells me he loves me as he strokes my face We lay there, together.

My Words
Unfortunately I'm not the "THICK" girl that everyone wants to fuck. Unfortunately, I'm not good enough to meet in person. Unfortunately, phone convo is as good of a time I get. Unfortunately, men don't talk to me in person. Unfortunately, I give my heart and fall in love too easily and then get hurt. Unfortunately, I'll be alone the rest of my life. Unfortunately, I'm just not that girl. I am a writer. The thoughts flow from my mind to my fingers. My heart aches and I put it on paper. Unfortunately, no one cares. Unfortunately, I'm not the one to listen to. Unfortunately, I'm not the person you think I am...I'm not popular like you...I'm not one that people flock to and want to be with...I'm not that person. My words are all I have.

College Class Takes Field Trip To Brothel
Pahrump is 45 minutes from Vegas. . . . College Class Takes Field Trip To Brothel PAHRUMP, Nev. (AP) ¯ Nicki Amouri hands her camera to a friend, throws her arm over another and smiles wide as she leans in for a shot with the monument her class came to visit. It's a typical field trip memento - except that Amouri is in a brothel. The monument is a fluffy, queen-sized bed in a Western-themed party room reserved for VIPs and big spenders. Amouri was one of a dozen Randolph College students who toured the Chicken Ranch, a legal bordello in the desert 60 miles outside Las Vegas. Thursday's class trip, which included seminars from the working girls, capped a course on American consumption and "the ideas that consume us." "I think it's fascinating, this is fun for me," said Amouri, a junior at the private liberal arts school in Lynchburg, Va., that until last year admitted only women. "Not many people get to do this." Academic and media inquiries are daily occurrences at

Ideas I Live By:
Don't go for looks; they can deceive. Don't go for wealth; even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright. Find the one that makes your heart smile. Dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go; be what you want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you want to do. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear. The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past, you can't go on well in life until you let go of your past failures and heartaches. When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you're the one who is smiling and everyone around you is crying. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong p

Dispute Between Neighbors - This Is A True Story...
A city councilman in Utah , Mark Easton, had a beautiful view of the east mountains, until a new neighbor purchased the lot below his house and built a new home. The new home was 18 inches higher than the ordinances would allow, so Mark Easton, mad about his lost view, went to the city to make sure they enforced the lower roof line ordinance. The new neighbor had to drop the roof line, at great expense. Recently, Mark Easton called the city, and informed them that his new neighbor had installed some vents on the side of his home. Mark didn't like the look of these vents and asked the city to investigate. When they went to Mark's home to see the vent view, this is what they found...

Bidding Now Open On This Fine Fine Man !!
I recently received a pair of funny undies and figured it would be fun to see how much it would take to see me in them. The undies are a red pair with google eyes and a mustache glued to it. Under the mustache is a hole for my "nose" to stick out. The bidding will take place in the comments area of the picture, Just click on the photo below to go to the bidding page. The winning bidder will get pics of me wearing these fine undergarmets. If the winner chooses to have me post the pics for all to see, I will send the winner a video. Happy bidding and good luck to all! CLICK PIC BELOW TO CAST YOUR BID!! AUCTION WILL START NOW! AND RUN FOR ONE MONTH, WINNING BID ON CLOSING DAY, WINS THE PRIZE HEHE MAKE SURE TO GIVE THIS FINE HUNK O'MAN LOTS OF LUVIN TOO, JUST CLICK HIS PIC BELOW TO LEAVE HIM LOVE! Naked Florida Boy (Sweetwater's Male Dancer/Greeter)@ fubar

Breaking News Out Of Munich
Kebab-tosser wins ruling in German court Associated Press MUNICH, Germany — A German court has rejected an employee's demand that an irate customer pay damages for throwing a half-eaten kebab at her. The claim stems from an altercation in June in which a kebab customer unsuccessfully demanded his money back. He says he then tossed the food behind the counter. The employee claims the customer called her a "stupid cow" and aimed the kebab at her. She says she narrowly avoided the flying kebab and wants at least $390 in damages. The court in Munich said in a ruling made public today that the employee failed to prove her claim — and that it doesn't matter anyway. The ruling says she's not entitled to damages because being targeted with a kebab does not constitute a "serious violation ... of human dignity and honor."

What Makes A Great Partner
1. Someone who knows what you need before you say it. 2. Someone who knows when to laugh and when to cry. 3. Someone who truly listens when you have something to say. 4. Someone that's there for you during the good and bad times. 5. Someone who is caring . 6. Someone who loves you with all their heart and soul. 7. Someone who is interested in reality and not as a fashion display. 8. Someone who is honest. 9. Someone you can trust them like a sibling, confide in like a friend but most of all, love as the great lover they are. 10. Someone who is open and responsive. 11. Someone who is never critical and ill-tempered in respect to your needs. 12. Someone who knows when things have to be compromised in the relationship. 13. Someone who understands listening is a key, but using what is heard is even more important. 14. Someone who's there for you no matter what. 15. Someone who is trustful. 16. Someone who is a friend. 17. Someone who

Smile Empty Soul - Bottom Ov Teh Bottle
I HAS BEEN SKERD AN LONELY I HAS ASKD MYSELF IZ SOMETHIN WRONG WIF U MAH GURLFREND TOLD ME NEEDZ SUM TIEM ALONE 2 DEAL WIF ISSUEZ BUT SOMETHIN MAKEZ ME CARRY ON IZ DIFFICULT 2 UNDERSTAND Y I ALWAYS WANNA FLY I IT 4 DA DRUGS I IT JUS 2 FEELZ ALIV I IT 4 DA LUV DAT I GIT FRUM TEH BOTTOM OV BOTTLE U ALWAYS CALL ME AN ASK ME HOW I MAK IT THRU TEH DAI IM ALWAYS FALLIN I GUES IZ JUS CEILIN CATS WAI OV MAKIN ME PAI BUT SOMETHIN MAKEZ ME CARRY ON IZ DIFFICULT 2 UNDERSTAND, Y I ALWAYS WANNA FLY (CHORUS) WHEN I, I WONDR Y I TRY AN I, I WONDR Y I BOTHR AN I, I WONDR Y I CRY Y I, I GO THRU ALL DIS TROUBLE

Shinedown - 45
SEND AWAY 4 PRICELES GIFT WAN NOT SUBTLE, WAN NOT ON TEH LIST SEND AWAY 4 PERFIK WURLD WAN NOT SIMPLY, SO ABSURD IN THEES TIEMS OV DOIN WUT URE TOLD U KEEP THEES FEELINGS, NO WAN KNOWS WUT EVR HAPPEND 2 TEH YOUNG MANZ HART SWALLOWD BY PAIN, AS HE SLOWLY FELL APART AN IM STARIN DOWN TEH BARREL OV FORTY-5 (FORTY-5), SWIMMIN THRU TEH ASHEZ OV ANOTHR LIFE (ANOTHR LIFE) NO REAL REASON 2 ACCEPT TEH WAI THINGS HAS CHANGD STARIN DOWN TEH BARREL OV FORTY-5 SEND MESAGE 2 TEH UNBORN CHILD KEEP UR EYEZ OPEN 4 WHILE IN BOX HIGH UP ON TEH SHELF, LEFT 4 U, NO WAN ELSE THARS PIECE OV PUZZLE KNOWN AS LIFE WRAPPD IN GUILT, SEALD UP TIGHT WUT EVR HAPPEND 2 TEH YOUNG MANZ HART SWALLOWD BY PAIN, AS HE SLOWLY FELL APART CHORUS EVRYONEZ POINTIN THEIR FINGERS ALWAYS CONDEMNIN ME AN NOBODY KNOWS WUT I BLEEV I BLEEV CHORUS AN IM STARIN DOWN TEH BARREL OV FORTY-5 (FORTY-5), (AN IM) SWIMMIN THRU TEH ASHEZ OV ANOTHR LIFE (ANOTHR LIFE) (THAR IZ) NO REAL REASON 2 ACCEPT TEH W

Poetry
Do you love me or do you not? You told me once but I forgot. Tell me now and tell me true, so I can tell you I do love you. Of all the girls I ever met, your the one I won't forget. If I die before you do, I will go to Heaven and wait for you. If your not there by judgement day, I'll know you went the other way. I will give the angels back their wings, and risk the loss of everything. Just to prove my love is true, I will go to hell to be with you. To be forgotten is worse than death Nothing is more expensive than regret!

Utterly Destroyed
Karen was in the middle of playing her new game, Resident Evil 4, dressed in a pair of blue pajama pants covered in black and pink penguins. She was just slightly over weight, soft around the edges was more accurate or cuddly as her boyfriend liked to say. Her top was a black shirt with big pink letters "Good girls do Bad things" and it clung to her D cupped breasts the way most men wanted too. It was obvious just my looking at the caramel hued beauty that she'd pierced her nipples, poking through the shirt from her combined fright an the slight chill in the room. "Holy Shit!" She squealed jumping as some nameless beast exploded onto the screen frightening her and her friend. "Can't be to far from the end of the level" Her reddish brown hair was just pulled up into a messy bun on the back of her hair, greenish eyes turning away from the screen for a brief second before she started jamming the buttons furiously hoping to vanquish her latest foe. Dressed in her usual red skirt that ba

No
I see all these girls saying "wanna see??? buy me a blast, and you'll get to see for three seconds." I say fuck that. First of all, I can check out better looking girls for free. I will not spend money on something that yields me no benefit. Buy your own blast...your tits are not items for bartering. I still believe in the old motto "you show me yours, I'll show you mine" (or vice versa). If you want that much attention, add people to your family and let the dumb saps that buy you blasts save their money. Let's be real, people.

Words From A Friend Of Mine
My friend and mentor Melissa's words Having A Breakdown Most of us have had the experience of holding back our emotions for such a long period of time that when they finally come out, we have something resembling a breakdown. For a certain period of time, the overwhelming flood of feelings coursing through our bodies consumes us, and we stop functioning. Often, these outbursts take us by surprise, welling up within us as we drive to or from work, watch a movie, or engage in some otherwise mundane task. We may feel like we do not know what triggered us, or if we do know, it does not make sense of our overpowering emotional response. This is because we are releasing feelings that have accumulated over a long period of time, and whatever inspired the release was just a catalyst for a much larger, much needed catharsis. When we find ourselves in the midst of such an experience, it is important that we allow it to happen, rather than fight it or try to shut down. Wherever we are, w

One Year Of Love Lyrics
I am a huge fan of Queen. Freddie Mercury had the most AMAZING voice! His music was just moving... Well this morning I was listening to this song. I am not sure I completely agree with it, but it does move you. Just one year of love Is better than a lifetime alone One sentimental moment in your arms Is like a shooting star right through my heart Its always a rainy day without you Im a prisoner of love inside you - Im falling apart all around you - yeah My heart cries out to your heart Im lonely but you can save me My hand reaches for to your hand Im cold but you light the fire in me My lips search for your lips Im hungry for your touch Theres so much left unspoken And all I can do is surrender To the moment just surrender And no one ever told me that love would hurt so much Oooh yes it hurts And pain is so close to pleasure And all I can do is surrender to your love Just surrender to your love Just one year of love Is better than a lifetime alone One sen

I Know
I KNOW I'M NOT AS PRETTY AS HALF OF THE LADIES HERE BUT THERE IS NO REASON TO IGNORE ME ... YES MY REAL FRIENDS ARE PRETTY BUT IN A DIFFERENT WAY SO AM I ... I REALLY HATE THAT I'M OPENING MYSELF UP AND YOU DON'T TO ME ...

Dod
U.S. Department of Defense Office of the Assistant Secretary of Defense (Public Affairs) News Transcript Presenter: Legal Advisor to the Convening Authority in the DoD Office Of Military Commissions Brig. Gen. Thomas Hartmann March 31, 2008 DoD News Briefing with Brig. Gen Hartmann From the Pentagon In-Depth Coverage STAFF: Well, good morning, everyone. Welcome to the DOD briefing room. As you know, over the past several years we've continued to move forward with the military commissions process. The military has historically used commissions for war crime trials since the days of the Revolutionary War and now into the 21st century. Under the Military Commissions Act of 2006, 15 have now been charged. One has been found guilty of material support to terrorism last year -- and that was Mr. Hicks -- and over a dozen others are in various early stages of the commission's process, including six 9/11 co- conspirators. Here again with us today, to announce newly sworn cha

Fear Of The Unknown
As I've mentioned to someone before, it's the fear of the unknown that gets to a person. Let them know what can or probably will happen straight out, and it truly does help. It might not hurt less if/when it happens, but atleast it's not being blind-sighted. It's not being given a false sense of security. You know for sure what could and most likely will happen. It can help put you at ease at least a little. Confront your fears, and it's not always as bad as your mind makes it out to be. Keep in the dark, and everything seems scary. It doesn't hurt less, but knowing from the other side, it makes it a little easier to accept and prepare.

Hanging Baskets
A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that! The teenager tells her 'Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your rose buds show!' and out she goes. The next day the teenager comes down stairs, and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on. The teenager wants to die. She explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over and that it is just not appropriate.... The grandmother says, 'Loosen up, Sweetie. If you can show off your rose buds, then I can display my hanging baskets.

From Lilbabybi.....thank You
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Stabbing Westward- Everything I Touch
The more I feel The more I die Nothing to give Nothing inside Everything I touch I break Everything I touch I break Everything I touch I break I scratch and tear Until it bleeds I do not want I only need I only need I only need Everything I touch I break Everything I touch I break Everything I touch I break Everything I touch I break Everything I touch I break Everything I touch I break

Stabbing Westward- How Can I Hold On
Back when you were my life You gave me something that I could live for Now everything's changed And you're gone, but I'm still here waiting So how can I hold on with nothing to hold on to? Why should I hold on when there's nothing to hold on to? Sex made me feel alive But now I'm so bored with mindless passion Drugs were somewhere to hide But they've left me feeling cold and empty How can I hold on With nothing to hold on to Why should I hold on When there's nothing to hold on to I thought you were my friend That you were someone that I could turn to But now I realize That you were a friend when you needed something So how can I hold on with nothing to hold on to? Why should I hold on when there's nothing to hold on to?

Stabbing Westward- Drugstore
You seduced me lonely in your hell Naked, hungry I crawl into your cell A virtual drugstore is piled on your bed I can't resist with your tongue inside my head How can everything be justified by you? How can everything be justified by you? You get off on watching my bleed You get off on feeding my disease This time will be perfect you explain Your tongue is deadly as a needle through my vein How can everything be justified by you? How can my demise be justified by you? I'm so tired of living for your touch I'm so tired of needing you so much How can everything be justified by you? How can everything be justified by you? How can everything be justified by you? How can my demise be justified by you? When did I decide to be crucified by you? How can everything be justified by you? By you...

Stabbing Westward- Save Yourself
I know your life is empty And you hate to face this world alone So you're searching for an angel Someone who can make you whole I can not save you I can't even save myself So just save yourself I know that you've been damaged Your soul has suffered such abuse But i am not your savior I am just as fucked as you I am just as fucked as you I can not save you I can't even save myself So just save yourself Please don't take pity on me Please don't take pity on me Please don't take pity on me Please don't take pity on me My life has been a nightmare My soul is fractured to the bone And if i must be lonely, i think I'd rather be alone I think i'd rather be alone You can not save me You can't even save yourself I can not save you I can't even save myself Save yourself So just save yourself

Stabbing Westward- Haunting Me
Everywhere I go I see your face Every sound I hear is the sound of your voice Why are you haunting me Why are you haunting me Why can't I let you go Why are you haunting me? Why are you haunting me? Why are you haunting me? Why are you haunting me? Everything about me is a lie At least it seems that way when I look in your eyes The truth scares the shit out of me Whoever said love is real and love is blood has never felt the way that I do What does it matter? What's done is done and I should get on with my life Why are you haunting me? Why are you haunting me? Why are you haunting me? Why are you haunting me? Well, I don't know what it means But I can't seem to make myself forget Was it something that you said Was it all the guilt inside my head Why are you haunting me? Why are you haunting me? Why are you haunting me? Why are you haunting me? Why are you haunting me? Why are you haunting me?

Stabbing Westward- Sometimes It Hurts
Six o'clock in the morning My head is ready to explode I can't believe I made it home alive I don't remember where I went Or what I was drinking And now it's made me sick And I'm not denying That I get this way When I try to get over you I get this way When I try to get over you Sometimes it hurts So much to lose the one you love Sometimes it hurts So much to lose the one you love I tried so hard to hate you But it only makes it all worse I only end up hating myself And as my hatred grows So do the lies It's hard to face the truth sometimes God I feel so useless God I hate myself When I try to get over you I hate myself Will I ever get over you Sometimes it hurts So much to lose the one you love Sometimes it hurts So much to lose the one you love And after all this time you'd think I'd understand the way you feel But no I only think about myself And it's driving you away I always knew it would one day Sometimes it hurts So much to lose the on

Stabbing Westward- Drowning
I'm drowning in nothing Nothing real Nothing left Nothing I'm losing myself Sinking deeper down Silently leaving This behind Nothing left but me I'm hating myself Hating myself Everyone hates me now Everyone has changed Everything has changed Everyone has changed But me

Stabbing Westward- Desperate Now
I keep breaking all the promises That I keep making to myself You'd think by now that I'd be over this Instead I'm feeling sorry for myself So why does everything seem desperate now I should be feeling so alive But it feels like something's missing Something's wrong somehow It feels like something deep inside has died So why do I feel desperate now Why do I feel like dying Why do I feel desperate now Why do I feel desperate now I keep breaking all the promises That I keep making to myself But promises mean nothing to me anymore Circling the drain Spiraling to hell So why do I feel desperate now Why do I feel like dying Why do I feel desperate now Why do I feel desperate now

Stabbing Westward- Goodbye
So this is where I say goodbye This is where my story ends And if there's one thing that I've learned from life It's that it gets you in the end So goodbye my friend Goodbye Goodbye my friend Goodbye

Stabbing Westward- When I'm Dead
I know the tears you're crying in your bed at night alone I've cried those tears a thousand times But those shallow empty songs about suicide are patronizing You've got to learn to face your fears Or do you think I'll be less lonely when I'm dead It can't silence all the voices in my head I close my eyes but I can't make it go away Do you think I'll be less lonely God I pray that I'm not lonely When I'm dead When I'm dead When I'm dead When I'm dead I won't feel any pain And when I'm dead I won't feel anything When I'm dead When I'm dead When I'm dead When I'm dead I know the songs you're singing, saying nothing loud and clear I've heard that song a thousand times But your shallow empty lies about suicide are patronizing You can never understand what I feel Or do you think I'll be less lonely when I'm dead It can't silence all the voices in my head I close my eyes but I can't make it go away Do you think I'll be less lonely God I pray that I'm not lo

Stabbing Westward- On Your Way Down
I hope I see you on your way down I hope you break every bone I hope it kills you on your way down And I hope you die alone All of your hate and all of your lies Will it be worth it When all of your friends refuse to be alibis Will it be worth it I'll see you on your way down I'll see you on your way down I'll see you on your way down It's kind of sad to watch you break down You greedy fuck you pissed it all away So who will catch you on your way down You've only got yourself to blame When all your worst fears materialize Will it be worth it There's nobody left who cares you're alive Was it worth it I'll see you on your way down I'll see you on your way down I'll see you on your way down Way down Way down I'll see you on your way down I'll see you on your way down I'll see you on your way down

Stabbing Westward- Waking Up Beside You
I've been so alone for so long Forgotten by the world Forgotten to myself Your effervescent eyes have awakened me And brushed the dust away But I knew you'd never stay So I memorized the color of your eyes as I lost myself inside you And I memorized the way our legs entwined as I drifted off beside you I miss God I miss Waking up beside you At night I cling to you, I'm so afraid Afraid the day will come And I'll wake and find you gone But you promised that you'd not abandon me And kissed my fears away But I woke up to that day But I had memorized the way our eyes would meet reflected in the bathroom mirror And I memorized your naked silhouette as you slowly brushed your hair I miss God I miss Waking up beside you I've been so alone for so long I forgot how much it hurts To wake up so alone But I memorized how warm your body felt as you lay half asleep beside me And I memorized the way the sunlight filled the room and played upon your body I m

The 10 Rules Of Life
The 10 Rules of Life 1. You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it, but it's yours to keep for the entire period. 2. You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full-time informal school called, "life." 3. There are no mistakes, only lessons. Growth is a process of trial, error, and experimentation. The "failed" experiments are as much a part of the process as the experiments that ultimately "work." 4. Lessons are repeated until they are learned. A lesson will be presented to you in various forms until you have learned it. When you have learned it, you can go on to the next lesson. 5. Learning lessons does not end. There's no part of life that doesn't contain its lessons. If you're alive, that means there are still lessons to be learned. 6. "There" is no better a place than "here." When your "there" has become a "here", you will simply obtain another "there" that will again look better than "here." 7. Other people are merely mirrors of you. You cannot love or h

Follow Up
Seems my words have fallen on deaf ears. Guess i am just out of touch. i beleive in what we are doing here. I went to a memorial for 2 Marines this week....painful. They paid the ultimate sacrifice. Can you? I am asking for a few people to take notice, if i get one involved and they get one involved, we can help the ones who are here. Take some ownership of your own brothers and sisters here and in Iraq. We only hear the negative. Help me out, please. If you still don't care, you are useless, leave the United States. In the words of Jack; "I would rather you just said thank you, or else pick up a weapon and stand a post..." Think some of you know it. Is it just that this has gone on too long, have we, as a nation, become immune to the needs of those deployed? I have a unit full of guys who would like to know. On the flip side of things, I am preparing a dissertation for the snobbish folk who frequent this establishment. The "beautiful" people who look down their no

Joke
NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, 'Mom, that lady isn't wearing a seat belt!'

Joke
A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. 'Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle.'

Check Out Interesting Stuff
http://blog4life.ning.com/profiles/blog/list?user=1l6v39xt85zdm Grad Student Uses Twitter To Get Released From Egyptian Prison from the twitter-pr-people-must-be-thrilled dept Recently, Tim wrote about how aspects of Twitter could represent the future of news, and it appears that may be happening faster than some people expected. In a story that must absolutely thrill any PR person working for Twitter, a UC Berkeley grad student who was filming protests in Egypt was able to alert his friends to the fact he was arrested by Egyptian police through a message on Twitter. This resulted in a coordinated effort to get him released, which eventually involved the US State Department. You get the feeling that this story will move into PR legend like the story of the guy who self-diagnosed a heart attack using Google. Still, it is a rather remarkable example of how Twitter can be quite useful. While there are plenty of people (myself included at one point) who wrote off the service as bei

Go Me!
What the FUCK! Could things be any FUCKING worse!!!! I slave all fucking day for a small bit of respect. I have no job and I want one. My boyfriends having more legal problems than even he can handle. I just want things to stop being shitty for like 5 minutes...I have all this crap I have to do and not enough hours in the day. I hate this. I have really had enough..well I have vaccuming to do and dinner to get cooking. Good Luck all I will write again soon.

Check It Out
how would you like to meet a guy or girl then get dropped for your best friend .even though your best friend is not looking for any thing . well my friend just got dumped by this asshole .. would you consider him a good guy or and asshole like i do . for breaking my friends heart . hope he never feels that way but he will.

11 Signs You Know Your Crazy For Someone !!!
11 signs you know your crazy for someone !!! Body: Eleven: You walk really slow when you're with them. ___________________________________________________________ ¢¾TEN: You feel shy whenever they're around. ___________________________________________________________ ¢¾NINE: You smile when you hear their voice. ___________________________________________________________ ¢¾EIGHT: When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her. ___________________________________________________________ ¢¾SIX: They're all you think about. ___________________________________________________________ ¢¾FIVE: You realize you'r

Alone
Alone Purity once had a name, And beauty once had a face. Life once had a meaning, And once I was safe. Once there was freedom, And once I could laugh. Happiness once was alive, And once I had another half. Once I shared her love, Once I was by her side, Once I felt I fitted, So quickly that died. Her grace so great, Her beauty so vast, All I ever wanted, Was for it to last. Fate maybe had another plan, Or maybe she had another love, But it all fell apart, The hand too big for the glove. Now it's all died away, Happiness, joy, love; all memories. Now I walk alone in this dark, dark world, With no light to guide my way.

Lol
Marriage is a three ring circus. An engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffer-ring Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked A dietitian was addressing a large audience in Chicago: "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. Vegetables can be disastrous to some and none of us realize the long term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?" A 75 year old man in the front row stood up and said, "Wedding cake." If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in f

How To Make Love Lol
HOW TO MAKE LOVE > >Ingredients: >4 Laughing eyes >4 Well-shaped legs >4 Loving arms >2 Firm milk containers >2 Nuts >1 Fur-lined mixing bowl >1 Firm banana > >> >Directions: >1. Look into laughing eyes. >2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms. >3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently. >4 Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until >well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers. >5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover >with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight). >6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, >repeat 4 steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls. > >> >Notes: >1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully >before and after use. >2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use. > >>3. If cake rises, leave town.

Third Eye Blind - Jumpr
I WISH U WUD STEP BAK FRUM DAT LEDGE, MAH FREND U CUD CUT TIEZ WIF ALL TEH LIEZ DAT UVE BEEN LIVIN IN AN IF U DO NOT WANTS 2 C ME AGAIN I WUD UNDERSTAND I WUD UNDERSTAND TEH ANGRY BOI, BIT 2 INSANE ICIN OVAR SEEKRET PAIN U KNOE U DOAN BELONG URE TEH FURST 2 FIGHT URE WAI 2 LOUD URE TEH FLASH OV LIGHT ON BURIAL SHROUD I KNOE SOMETHINGS WRONG WELL EVRYONE I KNOE HAS GOT REASON 2 SAY PUT TEH PAST AWAY I WISH U WUD STEP BAK FRUM DAT LEDGE, MAH FREND U CUD CUT TIEZ WIF ALL TEH LIEZ DAT UVE BEEN LIVIN IN AN IF U DO NOT WANTS 2 C ME AGAIN I WUD UNDERSTAND I WUD UNDERSTAND WELL, HEZ ON TEH TABLE AN HEZ GONE 2 CODE AN I NO FINKZ ANYONE KNOWS WUT THEY R DOIN HER AN UR FRENZ HAS LEFT U UVE BEEN DISMISD I NEVR THOT IT WUD COME 2 DIS AN I I WANTS U 2 KNOE EVRYONEZ GOT 2 FACE DOWN TEH DEMONS MAYBE TODAI U CAN PUT TEH PAST AWAY I WISH U WUD STEP BAK FRUM DAT LEDGE, MAH FREND U CUD CUT TIEZ WIF ALL TEH LIEZ DAT UVE BEEN LIVIN I

Where Are The Real Bloggers?
Do you love blogging, so fo I? I want to make some money though. I have a problem though I need inexpensive no, I need cheap laptop that runs, I don't care what kind of O. S. it has, if it has at least 60 GB,cool let me know.Thanks ahead of time. even better free I'll pay shipping. My dream is to be self employed by something I love to do. I hate the 9 to 5, it's just my opinion!!!! Those in the 805 area code if you know of some wharehouse work hit me up and leave a message,thanks ahead of time.

Maryland Woman Gives Birth To Rare Quadruplets, 3 Identical
TOWSON, Md. - A mother has given birth to a rare set of quadruplets in which three of the four boys are identical. The boys were born 11 weeks premature in January at Greater Baltimore Medical Center in Towson. The parents plan to introduce themselves and their boys at a news conference Friday. There are fewer than 100 documented cases of "identical triplets plus one" in the United States, hospital officials said. Two embryos were implanted into the mother, and both were fertilized, hospital spokesman Michael Schwartzberg said. One of them split, then split again, creating the identical triplets. The boys were delivered by Caesarian section Jan. 29, their mother's 32nd birthday. Joshua Drew was born first, then Gavin Michael, Cody Benjamin and finally Logan Christopher, the non-identical one, Schwartzberg said. The babies were treated at the hospital's neonatal intensive care unit, and all four have been home in Belcamp for about 2 1/2 weeks, Schwartzberg said.

"the Ultimate Sex Survey"
Send me a message with your answers, and I will do the same. The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69Do you like it rough or sensual?: Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: How often do you like to have sex?: Is sex a top priority for you?: Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: How do you feel about one night stands?: How many one night stands have you had?: What's your favorite position?: Where's your favorite place to have sex?: Do you prefer to make love or f*uck?: Have you ever watched porn while having sex?: How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: Do you get off first or do they?: Do you like kissing during sex?: Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quite?: Does size matter (for girlz-- dicks/for guyz-- boobs)?: How old were you when you lost your virginity?: How many sexual partn

Seethr - Teh Gift
HOLD ME NAO NEEDZ 2 FEELZ RELIEF LIEK I NEVR WANTD ANYTHIN I SUPPOSE ILL LET DIS GO AN FIND REASON ILL HOLD ON 2 IM SO ASHAMD OV DEFEAT AN IM OUT OV REASON 2 BLEEV IN ME IM OUT OV TRYIN 2 GIT BY IM SO AFRAID OV TEH GIFT U GIMIE I DOAN BELONG HER AN IM NOT WELL IM SO ASHAMD OV TEH LIE IM LIVIN RITE ON TEH WRONG SIDE OV IT ALL I CANT FACE MYSELF WHEN I WAEK UP AN LOOK INNA MIRROR IM SO ASHAMD OV DAT TING I SUPPOSE ILL LET IT GO UNTILL I HAS SOMETHIN MOAR 2 SAY 4 ME IM SO AFRAID OV DEFEAT AN IM OUT OV REASON 2 BLEEV IN ME IM OUT OV TRYIN 2 DEFY IM SO AFRAID OV TEH GIFT U GIMIE I DOAN BELONG HER AN IM NOT WELL IM SO ASHAMD OV TEH LIE IM LIVIN RITE ON TEH WRONG SIDE OV IT ALL HOLD ME NAO NEEDZ 2 FEELZ COMPLETE LIEK I MATTR 2 TEH WAN NEEDZ IM SO AFRAID OV TEH GIFT U GIMIE I DOAN BELONG HER AN IM NOT WELL IM SO ASHAMD OV TEH LIE IM LIVIN RITE ON TEH WRONG SIDE OV IT ALL NAO IM ASHAMD OV DIS I R TEH ASHAMD OV DIS NAO IM SO ASHAMD OV DIS I R TEH ASHAMD

17 Reasons They Should Serve Alcohol At Work...
1.It's an incentive to show up. 2.It leads to more honest communications. 3.It reduces complaints about low pay. 4.Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear. 5.It encourages car pooling. 6.Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care. 7.It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work. 8.It makes fellow employees look better. 9.It makes the cafeteria food taste better. 10.Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted. 11.Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable. 12.Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at bar. 13.It makes everyone more open with their ideas. 14.Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break. 15.Increases the chance of seeing your boss naked. 16.Employees no longer need coffee to sober up. 17.Sitting "Bare assed" on the copy machine will no longer be seen as "gross.

Come Check Out My New Lounge
center> PLEASE COME AND JOIN MY LOUNGE @ GET RICH OR DIE TRYIN. ALL STAFF OUR NEEDED PLEASE CLICK THIS PHOTO TO GET TO " "GET RICH OR DIE TRYIN" ". "target="_blank">" border="0"> PLEASE COME AND JOIN THE GET RICH AND DIE TRYIN LOUNGE EVERYONE IS WELCOME!!!

~*red Fridays*~
This is one of those good old e-mails that keep popping up. I just had to share it with you all again. Will you give this to my Daddy? As a Company, Southwest Airlines is going to support 'Red Fridays.' Last week I was in Atlanta , Georgia attending a conference. While I was in the airport, returning home, I heard several people behind me beginning to clap and cheer. I immediately turned around and witnessed one of the greatest acts of patriotism I have ever seen. Moving thru the terminal was a group of soldiers in their camos. As they began heading to their gate, everyone (well almost everyone)was abruptly to their feet with their hands waving and cheering. When I saw the soldiers, probably 30-40 of them, being applauded and cheered for, it hit me. I'm not alone. I'm not the only red-blooded American who still loves this country and supports our troops and their families. Of course I immediately stopped and began clapping for these young unsun

So What
SO WHAT YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A PERSON BUT CAN'T .. SO .. JUST THINK WHEN YOU DO FIND THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE OR CLOSE TO IT . WHAT CHANGES .. EVERYTHING .. WHAT CHANGES FOR THEM KNOWING .. SO YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU ARE LOOKING FOR IN A PARTNER IN LIFE , IN HOUSE HOLD, IN HAVING KIDS .. THIS IS A DARE ..IF YOU DARE TO COMMENT ON IT . LOVE YOU ALL

The Future Is Not Set
Why fret worry and consume your thoughts on what can be when it's not set? What you decide and do with your actions and interactions is what shapes the future. Thinking negative about events now and what will happen will only let that into your life. So your thoughts will become true. "My life sucks" "I have nothing" "I don't see the point when everything is so messed up". This is admitting defeat when you know you will continue. So in admitting defeat and succumbing to negativity you are making your life that way. Instead of thinking positive you draw inward and do things self destructive because you think you aren't worth it. We are all worth nothing less than what we deserve. People ask me why can't everyone think that way? Well there are lost souls in the world. It is their choice to change nobody else's. It is unfortunate but true. Why is it easier to give up than try? Because a trial is not supposed to be easy. Like working out you can't achieve strength withou

::forgotten Memory::
"FORGOTTEN MEMORY" I wake up and see that its a brand new day I'm starting over without you getting in the way I look down at my scars as they heal but the scars in my heart you caused I still feel you took control and tore me up inside I've lost count of how many times I've cried I look back now and can't believe why I wasted so much of my time I don't regret much at all, but I regret you and I can't help but feel like such a fool... for letting you tear me apart for letting you break my heart (why didn't I see it coming) the alarms rang so loud but I drowned out the sounds (and I began falling) And because of you... I'm now not the girl you knew before I won't let you tear me down anymore The fight is over, the damage is done you walk away and had your little fun now I hope you feel the pain I've felt and more but I hope that you feel it ten times worse I hope to wake up one day soon and not feel the hurt you've left in this void I hope

Friends I Haven't Spoken To In A While
If you are on my friends fans or family list and we haven't spoken or i haven't bought you any gifts or rated your pics, can you leave me acomment on this blog....You all are cool with me and I want to show you all the same amount of respect.. Thanks........

2 Weeks Left Til Exams
I will be occupied a lot here with the last two weeks of school...so just bear with me and understand when I can and can not get on here...lol..take care to all and hopefully back on a regular basis...hehe!!

Boy/girl Of Your Dreams...
So you think you’ve met the boy/girl of your dreams- but they don’t seem to know you’re alive? No problem! A surefire way to get the opposite sex’s attention is to SMILE! Operation Smile: The power of the smile is amazing and cannot be overemphasized. A single, dazzling smile in the direction of your crush can do more than anything else to get their attention. So brush those pearly whites and start practicing…. Then next time you pass them in the hallways,or on the street show those dimples! You can bet they’ll be asking for your number before the end of the week.

Are You Dependable?
Are you dependable? People like those they can count on. Are you “there” for your friends when they need a helping hand, or maybe just a shoulder to cry on? Do you pay back loans in a timely manner (preferably the next day)? D you arrive promptly for parties and other social engagements? D you honor all obligations and promises? These are the qualities of a popular person.

Lee Ermey
Love this guy This is a Gunny at his best !!!!! For the few of you who missed him, R. Lee Ermey is the host of The History Channel's 'Mail Call' and played the Drill Instructor in the movie, 'Full Metal Jacket.' He is a retired Marine Gunnery Sergeant and a very plain speaker, as you will soon read. So, for your entertainment, here is Retired Marine Gunnery Sergeant R. Lee Ermey at his first press conference. The main topic of discussion is a Marine in Iraq who shot an Iraq insurgent to death. We pick up as the reporter asks about "how this potential war crime will affect our image in the world": Ermey: 'WHAT KIND OF A PANSY-ASSED QUESTION IS THAT?' Reporter 1: 'Well I think....' Ermey: 'THINK, FANCY BOY?! GET THIS THROUGH THAT SEPTIC TANK ON TOP OF YOUR SHOULDERS, MORON : I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU THINK, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME???& nbsp; THAT MARINE SHOT AN ENEMY COMBATANT, SHITHEAD; SO GET YOUR HE

100 Dollar Tattoo
Larry, the accountant, comes home real late one night and, Linda, his wife says, "Where in the hell have you been?" Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo." 'A tattoo?' she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?" "I got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on my pecker," he said proudly. "What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?" "Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."

Thoughts Again Blah Ha To Them
ok so where to start. people come and go and very very very few stand a meaning to me. i hate pretty much everyone but for some reason very few manage to weezle their way into my mind, thoughts, and soul. corney i know but fuck you. i love knowing that in this world there are actual people worth knowing. i gave up on practically everyone that i won't deny. i just was sitting here and thinking about the people who have came and gone in my life. well there really isn't much i can say other then thankyou to those or you who actually got to see the real me and didn't run away screaming like most. broken and tattered who gives a fuck its me. now that i have said that i must continue to a different subject, that subject is SOME people. well why fake a front and sugar coat what your not. do you not see that the truth will always surface. why waste your time playing a game of truth and dare with your own lies at other peoples expense. i don't get that either i just wish it would fucking sto

Second-hand Air And Puffs Of Him
I'm stuck in fast-forward when all I want to do is rewind, my migraine reminding me that I haven't had a puff of second-hand air in far too long, my heart craving the promise of another drag when my mind is questioning the habit. Chocolate is no longer my salvation; all I want is the comfort of loving arms and nicotine-tainted breaths slipping me into a sleep I'd die to stay in forever. Don't hold your hand out for my fingers, I've got a lighter clutched in one palm and the destiny of my life sparkling in the ring I wear on my left hand. All I'm pulling into my chest is oxygen and I'm running out of patience, a used-smoke junkie needing the buzz. And I'm trying to be strong, but my idea of strength is falling short these days, leaving me gasping on the sidewalk when the night wind is clear of everything but goodbye. I'm stuck in a town that's more paint than bricks or stone, and all I can hear is the puff of him slipping through my mind. And I nee

Porn Star's Bottom Half Stolen
Porn star's bottom half replica stolen (described to be in "USED" condition) FULLERTON, Calif., April 20 (UPI) -- California police reportedly are on the look out for a $250 replica of the bottom half of porn star Jenna Jameson's body that was stolen from an adult store. Security video taken April 15, shows a man running off with the replica after breaking into the Erogenous Zone in Fullerton, Calif., The Orange County (Calif.) Register reported. The man reportedly first tried to break the glass of the front door, but had no luck, so he opted to smash the front window instead. The robber decided to take the half Jameson body replica, apparently after realizing he couldn't get the cash register open, the newspaper said.

Thank You Broken Hearted Bombers & Friends
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Hoping To Return Soon!
Just wanted to let all my friends know i'm doing ok...not great but i'm ok lol. Hoping to get back online soon. My moms undergoing cancer treatment and is finishing it up next week. Thank you all for your words of kindness and support during this time. She is doing great and is almost painfree!! Thanks again and take care! miss you all!!

Women Who Read
One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent. Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his bo at. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?") You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading. " Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,"says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I

Certain People
There are some people that just don't get it! They think that because you don't display your life history on your profile page that you MUST be a fake! I don't display certain things for certain reasons, as I am sure a lot of others do the same. Don't presume I am something I am not just because I don't show something or write something on my profile page. If you think something is amiss or you want to know something, it's called ASKING A QUESTION. I know a lot of folks have gotten used to just making accusations instead of showing common courtesy by asking. And if you don't like my page or if you disagree with something on my page then don't look at! It's that simple!!

Today On World Rock Radio
Click banner to enter lounge WRR PIMPOUT OF THE WEEK:br> ROCK ANGEL has until Sunday at Midnight EST to join the World Rock Radio Lounge for 20,000 fubux!!! If you know Rock Angel, make sure you join the lounge & tell her about this bulletin. When she joins before Sunday at Midnight EST and let's us know you sent her, she gets 20,000 fubux & you receive 5000 fubux!!! 10:00AM EST For requests, hit me up on yahoo at rockin_rebel65 Click banner to visit Rebel's MySpace page! 12:00PM EST (Noon) For requests, hit me up on yahoo at krayzeecreeme Click banner to visit Cujo's MySpace page! 2:00PM EST For requests, hit me up on yahoo at mystic_druid_777 Click banner to visit Mystic's MySpace page! 8:00PM EST For requests, hit me up on yahoo at shotdaddy2004 Click banner to visit ShotDaddy's MySpace page! 10:00PM EST For requests, hit me up on yahoo at docnasty2004

Why Can't It Just Be The Chromosomes?
Snips and snails and puppydog tails ... and cereal and bananas? ADVERTISEMENT That could be what little boys are made of, according to surprising new research suggesting that what a woman eats before pregnancy influences the gender of her baby. Having a hearty appetite, eating potassium-rich foods including bananas, and not skipping breakfast all seemed to raise the odds of having a boy. The British research is billed as the first in humans to show a link between a woman's diet and whether she has a boy or girl. It is not proof, but it fits with evidence from test tube fertilization that male embryos thrive best with longer exposure to nutrient-rich lab cultures, said Dr. Tarun Jain. He is a fertility specialist at University of Illinois at Chicago who wasn't involved in the study. It just might be that it takes more nutrients to build boys than girls, he said University of Exeter researcher Fiona Mathews, the study's lead author, said the findings also fit with fert

Just My Imagination
"Just My Imagination (Running Away With Me)" Each day through my window I watch him as he passes by. I say to myself, "What an incredible guy." To have a love like that must surely be a dream come true. Out of all the women in the world, he belongs to only you. But it was just my imagination runnin' away with me. It was just my imagination runnin' away with me. Soon we'll be married and raise a family. A cozy little home out in the country with two kids or three. I tell you, I can visualize it all. This couldn't be a dream How real it all seems. Ohh, but it was just my imagination, once again runnin' away with me. Tell you it was just my imagination runnin' away with me. Every night on my knees I pray: Dear Lord, hear my plea. Don't ever let another take his love from me or I will surely, surely die. His love is heavenly. When his arms enfold me I hear a tender rhapsody. But in reality he doesn't even know me. Once again runnin' away wit

Dog Logic
DOG LOGIC Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. -Roger Caras The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. -Anonymous There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. -Ben Williams A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. -Josh Billings The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. -Andy Rooney Dogs love their friends & bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love & always have to mix love & hate. -Anonymous Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. -Franklin P. Jones If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise -Unknown My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money. -Joe Weinstein Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get u

Don't Worry About Looking Like Brad Pitt
Sure, she might drool over a ridiculously hot guy, but that doesn't mean she needs to come home to one. When asked what the most important quality is in a beau, only 2% of Cosmo readers say looks. And if you're thinking, Well, yeah, that's because she wants a dude with boatloads of cash, you should know that money isn't such a big draw either. Just 3% say financial and career success matters the most in a relationship. 42% of Cosmo readers say what they really care about is a sense of humor, while 38% say sweetness. At a loss for how to play up your fun, nice-guy persona? Cosmo Recommends Roll with the punches. The waitress spilled water on your lap and that sucks, but reaming her out won't magically dry your pants. When you get worked up, it makes your girl uncomfortable—she'd prefer that you let the whole thing slide. Make the most of a bad situation. As you know, not everything always goes according to plan. Rather than damning the gods, though, try to lighten the mood.

Do You Know The Difference?
John McCain and Hillary Clinton were walking down the street and came to a homeless person. The Republican, John McCain, gave him his business card and told him to come to his office for a job. He then took $20 out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person. Hillary was impressed, so when they came to another homeless person, she stepped forward to help. She gave him directions to the welfare office, then reached into McCain's pocket and got out another $20. She kept $15 for administrative costs and gave the homeless person $5. Now......................do you understand the difference?

My Poetry-title-one Day
Once said you loved me You once said you cared Now all you do is hurt me And keep me torn inside For everyday is a new torture With demons I cant seem to Expel, you hurt me more and More each day all because I don't love you, would you rather Me have spent my life lying and Pretending I did? Im sorry that I could no longer live a lie for All of my days would you have Rather it continued for years to Pass and then me walk away? Or live my life with out my sanity and Continue to pretend everything was ok I would rather we both go our separate ways So that maybe someday we both can find Our own happiness if not with one another Alone or with someone else, I will hold my head high And proud knowing I have done what was right instead Of living a lie you can think you will continue to hurt Me but I am putting up my shield and walking away So no more will you hurt me and lead my life astray I hope You find peace and

My-poetry-title-confusion
Sometimes in life you can get confused And set on the wrongs tracks in life And trust ones you shouldn't Believe ones who only mean you Harm when you shouldn't believe them Or trust them at all and you lose sight Of what is important and true and always There for you, the truth that things You have done in your life have Not always been right and probably Never will be but you can try to make The wrongs you have made right And ask for forgiveness and GOD Will be there on the other end of those words When you speak of your mouth and ask He will forgive you and maybe just by chance Others will too, you never know how things Will go you just have to be willing and not be to scared And take that chance and ask for the forgiveness if You get it you do if you don't then that's the mistake You made and you will have to live with that Mistake for the rest of your days but Someday wrongs do turn into rights if you take the Right direction and path when they are given to y

Something Straight From South To You!
The lawyer asked, "How can I help you?" The farmer said, "I want to get one of those dayvorces." The lawyer asked, "Do you have any grounds?" The farmer said, "Yes, I got 40 acres." The lawyer said, "No, you don't understand. Do you have a suit"? The farmer said, "Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sunday's." The lawyer said, "No, no, I mean, do you have a case?" The farmer said, "No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere." The lawyer said, "No, I mean, do you have a grudge?" The farmer said, "Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks my John Deere." The lawyer asked, "Does your wife beat you up or something"? The farmer said, "No, we both get up at 4:30." The lawyer asked, "Is your wife a nagger?" The farmer said, "No, she's a white gal, but our last child was a nagger…that's why I want a dayvorce.

Money
hey everybody again. Do you think that money actually changes people? Peoples personality, dreams, character, etc? If you think so, why? has anyone else noticed this? i'm not saying EVERYONE changes but some people do. =) Don't get me wrong i love it when i have money but it don't change me becouse i know that money only can buy so much in life , my family and friend will always be there ..

Check It
no matter where we go or who we marry you will always be the cloest to me because you look into my soul and pull out the person that was scared to come out not i feel like i'm free and it all because of your love. somebody special send me this and i want to share it with all my peeps...love u boo

Otis Redding
Do you remember when we were hungry? Do you remember when we were cold? Do you remember when we were happy? Do you remember? do you remember? Do you remember when we were lucky? We were livin the life almost every night I would wrap you in my thin white arms Sit and watch the stars glide Yeah, do you remember when we were the losers? Do you remember when we were the lame? Do you remember when we were the lepers? Do you remember? do you remember? Do you remember when we were strung out? Eatin top ramen, macaroni and cheese We would get so lost in that basement room Let the otis redding sing us to sleep I wish I had one more life I dont wanna be wasted I dont wanna live inside this daydream anymore I just wanna be happy again I dont wanna be wasted, I dont wanna be blind I dont wanna be wasted I dont wanna live inside this daydream anymore I just wanna be happy again I dont wanna be wasted, I dont wanna be (blind) I dont wanna be wasted, I dont wanna be

Out Of My Depth
Out of my depth Lost in the air Falling faster Like a broken elevator Out of my depth Lost in the dark Waiting for the other shoe To come down hard I cannot communicate Like I wish I could I do not deal with my problems Like I know I should I am out of my depth I am out of my league Watching everything...just Slip away from me Something bad is going to happen I can feel it deep inside There are shadows all around me Like a bad moon on the rise I am in over my head I am in too deep here over my head I guess I should keep my opinions to myself I guess I am out of my depth Out of my depth Right from the start I feel like I was born With an invisible heart Out of my depth Seems like everyday I can't find the words To make the good things Come my way I feel like I am faking it I feel like I am wrong I feel like I'm a guest ...like I just do not belong I am out of my depth Every single day I just cannot find the words To mak

Tuesdays Are Taxing!
"It's tax time. I know this because I'm staring at documents that make no sense to me, no matter how many beers I drink." -- Dave Barry " The number of words dealing with income taxes in the Internal Revenue Code and IRS regulations rose nearly tenfold between 1955 and 2005, from 718,000 to more than 7 million How is a mugger different from the Internal Revenue Service? Both take your money, but the mugger doesn't make you fill out forms." --Jacob Sullum in Reason "More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments." -- Robert Orben "To tax and to please, no more than to love and to be wise, is not given to men." -- Edmund Burke, 18th Century Irish political philosopher and British statesman "Taxation with representation ain't so hot either." -- Gerald Barzan, humorist "Earlier today, the White House released President Bush's tax return. Not surprisingly, under dependents, the president listed Iraq." --Conan

Law, Schmaw!
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. "My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy. "Tommy," replied the second. "My Daddy`s an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?" asked Billy. Tommy replied, "My Daddy`s a lawyer." "Honest?" asked Billy. "No, just the regular kind," replied Tommy.

The Top Ten April Fools' Jokes -- For Nerds...
Here are the top 10 tech-related April Fools' jokes to play on friends and co-workers. The best geek pranks make a gadget or a co-worker's computer appear "broken." Watch with glee as the unsuspecting victim goes mental trying to figure it out. Remember, jokes are supposed to be funny, so don’t really break anything. 1. Re-map the Keyboard of Your Excitable Co-worker Every company has a sales rep who uses exclamation marks excessively ("C'mon guys!! We can do better this quarter!!!"). Use a program like KeyExtender, a registry hack that re-maps their keyboard so that exclamations and question marks are switched. They may begin to question their sunny outlook in life: "C'mon guys?? We can do better this quarter??? Guys??" As they paw helplessly at their keyboards, sidle up and 'fix' their problem. Don’t forget to smile. 2. The Speech-to-Text Platform Joke You'll need a wireless keyboard for this. Set up a meeting with a colleague to teach them a speech-recognition program

No More Smoking
Today will be a smoke free day.I am so tempted to call the bank and transfer money onto my other bank card so I can go buy cigarettes right now but I really want to stop.I have waisted enough money on cigarettes. I have been a lil stressed lately . life can be stressful At times,And its one of those times for me a stressful time. But That should be no reason for me to light up again. Is it true that when you quit,You gain some weight? Im actaully thinking about getting Into A support group for smokers,who want to quit,Im so damn sick and tired of smoking packs and packs everyday its starting to get out of control ,Its draining my bank account,I like smoke 2 packs a day. I used to smoke because I thought It made me look cool, But In all reality It dosent make me look cool at all. Its goona be rough not smoking but I guess i will stay away from smokers for right now a nd just keep myself occupied so i wont think about smoking,I guess Im going to have to learn How to deal with stress be

The Complete Quiz List...
What type of alcoholic drink does your sex life resemble? Which food will complement your sex life? Where should you have sex? What natural disaster should you make love during? What type of car represents your sexual experience? What type of music should you make love to? What are your chances of getting laid this weekend? In what location are you most likely to get laid? What type of hook-up are you? Which animal represents your sexual appetite? What poker hand are you? How much of a high roller are you? What is your absolute turn off? What is your luckiest casino game? What is your primary vice? How easy are you? What is your hottest bedroom accessory? How much of a stoner are you? Which 80’s Nintendo character turned you on the most? What type of drunk are you? What is your sexual zodiac? What is your Bedroom Personality? How Bisexual Are You? What is your favorite thi

Lost In Thought
Sitting here tonight Watching the sun go down Lost in thought as I think of you Wishing we were together Wishing we will never part Wishing you love me like I love you But like mos wishes it will not come true Instead it will only be a dream whenever I sleep

See You Tomorrow
I didn't know you long But I feel like I've known you all my life You were always happy When ever someone was down You lifted up their spirit You let them know that you cared Even during your final days you were there I will always remember you

I'm Ready
We knew this day would come But we did not know when War is upon us Are we ready Yes we are Men and women are fighting They are fighting to keep us free How many will die We do not know Are they ready Some yes, others no You are aboard ship Ready to attack But are you ready I can not tell you You have to find out yourself I am at home Hearing the news it is time Do I know what will happen I do not Am I ready Yes, I am ready

I Will Be Back
I know you are worried, honey But I promise I will be back I will come back and hold you I will hold you very tight I will wipe your eyes when you start to cry I know the tears will be happy But I don't want you to cry As soon as we're together And live in our own house I will hold you close all night long And when the time comes for me to leave I will make the same promise And I will be back With you in my arms

Police: Carjacker Stops To Ask Tv News Crew For Directions
Police: Carjacker stops to ask TV news crew for directions Thu Apr 24, 11:58 PM ET A carjacking suspect stopped during the crime to ask a television news crew for directions, police said. The 19-year-old was arraigned Thursday on a charge of aggravated robbery and ordered held on $50,000 bond. WOIO-TV newswoman Shannon O'Brien and photographer Eric Walls were doing a sidewalk report Monday on bank problems when the passenger in a car asked for directions to a bank. The driver signaled that he was being held at gunpoint, O'Brien told police. The news crew called police and followed the car until officers caught up. Police Lt. Thomas Stacho said the suspect was carrying a loaded handgun.

The Balls These Guys Have. . . .
State moves to ban fake testicles on vehicles By Michael Peltier Fri Apr 25, 12:03 PM ET Senate lawmakers in Florida have voted to ban the fake bull testicles that dangle from the trailer hitches of many trucks and cars throughout the state. Republican Sen. Cary Baker, a gun shop owner from Eustis, Florida, called the adornments offensive and proposed the ban. Motorists would be fined $60 for displaying the novelty items, which are known by brand names like "Truck Nutz" and resemble the south end of a bull moving north. The Florida Senate voted last week to add the measure to a broader transportation bill, but it is not included in the House version. In a spirited debate laced with double entendre, Senate lawmakers questioned whether the state should curtail freedom of expression in vehicle accessories. Critics of the ban included the Senate Rules Chairman, Sen. Jim King, a Jacksonville Republican whose truck sported a pair until his wife protested. The bill

Airline Money Cure
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women. Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and 'special services.' Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an ass

Another Day
Another Day I touched my Dreams I felt them once I felt their life I felt them whole I touched my Dreams But a memory is not wasted On a Dream that flew away Don’t cast your eyes down On that cold rock of Reality Turn your face up to the sky And dream the Dreams of another day Don’t cast your eyes down Don’t break your spirit Don’t let the Demons of Despair Rip your heart out Cold and lifeless Waiting for someone to find it There’s a million steps to be taken On this journey of a lifetime There’s a road There’s a path Straight from your past to your future The future of another day

Fanciful Visions
Fanciful Visions Fanciful visions and whimsical dreams Taken flight on fantasy borne wings Soaring comfortably through the clouds of my mind Eyes wide open, wondering what I’ll find I learn the lessons of the dreaming heart That life is a passion, a living art That you must breathe life into your dreams And make your life much more than it seems For you only live once and that once is forever So chase down your dreams and live for the pleasure

Lynx Creek, Arizona
Lynx Creek, Arizona A Pantum A lazy day beneath a bridge listening to wind in the trees blowing down from off the ridge the song of a mountain breeze Listening to wind in the trees watching the clouds drift by the song of a mountain breeze serenading clouds in the sky Watching the clouds drift by as I move in and out of sleep serenading clouds in the sky while sorting through my dreams to keep As I move in and out of sleep to the music of a mountain song while sorting through my dreams to keep to find the peace for which I long To the music of a mountain song I watch each and every falling leaf to find the peace for which I long from this bridge I sit beneath I watch each and every falling leaf as the summer day wears on from this bridge I sit beneath I find my cares soon are gone As the summer day wears on in the panacea of this rest I find my cares soon are gone peace lays gently on my chest In the panacea of this rest from a

Lucifer
LUCIFER (An Acrostic Rhyme Royale) Look to the east for the Morning star Under the velvet wraps of ancient night Crowned in the glory from lands afar In the myths and legends of Roman might For the Morning Star brings forth a light Enfolding the spheres in gentle caress Radiant and pure doth Lucifer bless

Callies Cars
Callie’s Cars The cars A dimpled wreck The uncertain creases in the flesh of the metal Cellulite waiting to rust A graveyard of forgotten dreams Abandoned hopes lying in wait Hoping for someday to leave Longing for a hermit to shrive the dust Cruel fate Lost generations History’s record Ancient nobles of expressed freedom Curse of the final home Invalids unable to move Shut away to forget the dreams of the open road Forgotten and unloved Destined to be alone

Breakfast And Why Children Suck.
I was watching T.V. in my underwear this morning, and I had the misfortune of watching a commercial that bothered me for the rest of the day. It came on and I knew it was a video game right away because of the overly dramatic music that made me want to get up and kick down a door or shoot a puppy. Then came the British hot chick voice that described the badass premise of the game. At first it sounded like the typical video game. Get a gun, get your friends, shoot some shit. This had a twist to it though. The world was at war because all energy was gone. Just as BHC announced this in her sultry voice, like four helicopters followed by a couple tanks come barreling across the screen. Now correct me if I’m wrong, but doesn’t the combination of four fighter jets plus some tanks equal a lot of fucking fuel? As this hit me, I put down my bowl of corn flakes, because corn flakes suck anyway, and contemplated what possibly could have gone wrong in this video game world. What the fuck are al

Studies On My Classmates
I had the opportunity to study my classmates today, since I made the mistake of studying for a test a retarded chipmunk suffering from hypoglycemia could have aced. In doing so I noticed that there are definite categories of students here at this school. I’d like to share my findings here. 1. The stupid whore: This girl is on a mission. She wants to be the campus mattress. She’s always surrounded by about six drooling hipsters, and has about a pound of makeup on. No one knows what she looks like without this makeup. She’s not that hot, but definitely not ugly. Is incredibly ditzy, and will probably try to sleep with the prof. 2. The guy who peaked at 16: This is the guy who still makes fart jokes, and for some reason people still laugh. I don’t blame them. Farts are fucking hilarious. Spends the 15 minutes before class starts talking about how wasted he was the night before. The whole class then proceeds to speculate about how drunk he actually was is, as he’s pretty much the big

To Whom It May Concern
I think there has been a misunderstanding between myself and some people out there. I’ve been getting emails for quite some time promising to make my penis bigger. Now, when I first started getting these emails I was 14. These emails concerned me. First, did these people know something I didn’t. If they did, I was lacking down there. Maybe those pills would have helped. I guess I’ll never know. As far as I can tell, it’s a vagina down there. It’s been confirmed by my gyno as well as various boyfriends, but who knows? They could be lying to themselves. My boyfriends wouldn’t want to admit they were gay, and my gyno would have to admit that he couldn’t tell a penis from a vagina, which I believe is what you learn the first day of gynocology school. But I digress. To everyone out there trying to help boost my sex life, and trying to help me WOW HE4RE TWNIG@HT, thanks but no thanks. I’m fine with my vagina.

Joke
Bullshit and Brilliance A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company. One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. The old poodle thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!" Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap the old poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?" Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!" says the leopard, "That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!" Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a

One More To Go
well, just one more chemo treatment to go and then I am off to see the surgeon. I miss all my friends on here and I can't wait till I have the energy to catch up. For now I am off and on here just when I run through to the bathroom or look out the door. Then I am back in bed resting. Everything I do tires me out quickly so I try and rest early in the day so I can be with my kids after school and cook supper before I crash at bed time. My BP was good as was my hemoglobin last Tursday and the dr couldn't even feel the tumor when she examined me. Like I said I have only one more chemo to go then it's off to the surgeon for a lumpectomy and possibly radiation....who knows!?!?! I will keep you updated as I can. For now I think I will take my son out for lunch~! ~~smooches~~

Founder Of B.h,b Attepts To Win Hh Please Help!
Trickydick joined his first HH contest and it starts at 12 pst can ne one throw him a few comments on chuckiiboo's page here is the album it's in please comment as much as u can! http://fubar.com/images.php?u=1454585&albumid=865979

Lmmffao
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through The pet syndrome, including toilet flush burials for dead Goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD! Overview: I had to take my son's lizard to the vet. Here's what happened: Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me There was 'something wrong' with one of the two Lizards he holds prisoner in his room. 'He's just lying there looking sick,' he told me. 'I'm Serious, Dad. Can you help?' I put my best lizard-healer expression on my face and Followed him into his bedroom. One of the little lizards Was indeed lying on his back, looking stressed. I Immediately knew what to do. 'Honey,' I called, 'come look at the lizard!' 'Oh, my gosh!' my wife exclaimed. 'She's Having babies.' 'What?' my son demanded. 'But their names are Bert and Ernie, Mom!' I was equally outraged. 'Hey, how can that be? I thought we said we didn't Want them to reproduce,' I said accusingly

I Am Sponge Bob Square Pants
Everyone has a personality of a cartoon character. Have you ever asked yourself what cartoon character do you most resemble? A group of investigators got together and analyzed the personalities of well known and modern cartoon characters. The information that was gathered was made into this test. Answer all the questions (only 10) with what describes you best, add up all your Points (which are next to the answer that you choose) at the end and look for your results. Do not cheat by looking at the end before you are done. 1. Which one of the following describes the perfect date? a) Candlelight dinner (4 pts.) b) Fun/Theme Park (2 pts.) c) Painting in the park (5 pts) d) Rock concert (1 pt.) .e) Going to the movies (3 pts.) 2. What is your favorite type of music? a) Rock and Roll (2 pts.) b) Alternative (1 pt.) c) Soft Rock (4 pts.) d) Country (5 pts.) e) Pop (3 pts.) 3. What type of movies do you prefer? a)

Lessons & Morals
Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel, " After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. "Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?" Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. Lesson 2: A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got

Amish Handwarmer
The Amish Hand Warmer... An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold." The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up." The daughter did and her hands warmed up. The next day the daughter was riding with her boy friend who said , "My hands are freezing cold." The girl replied, "Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm them up." He did and it warmed his hands. The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. He said, "My nose is cold." The girl replied "Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up." He did and it warmed his nose. The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter and hesaid, "My penis is frozen solid." The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever hea

Cool Cat
Cool Cat (forgive this...'twas the second thing I ever penned in verse...quite raw...about 2 years before the madness that followed struck) You’re a cat You know who you are You know what you are You know the reason why you’re here You know who you are... You’re a cat I’m a man, cat Can I be like you? Is there anything that a man can be To be like a cat? A cool cat? A quiet cat, a soft cat A strong and bold cat A cautious cat, a quick cat A swift, deadly cat I wish cat That I could be more like you Your proud coat Your razor claws I love you cat You’re a Cool Cat

Personal Insight
Personal Insight (doggerel) Oh, I am as mad as a hatter I’m really quite insane But I don’t know if that’s beneficial Or if it’s truly just a bane You see, I freely admit I’ve lost my mind And I lost it some time ago And now that I think I could really use it Where to look, I do not know So I asked around for advice And I got it from a man who eats raw mice He gave it to me without a price Gee, that was nice...

3 Sijos
3 Unrelated Sijos ** When your eyes sweep shut, no reflection remains of my soul Let me take a look at you when the mirror again swings my way Perhaps there was something there that I missed the first time around ** Could I have been mistaken about the nature of this dream? I once saw the faint edge of tomorrow flicker within my view I have long since come of age yet still I cannot quell my rage ** Remember the fears of Nuclear Years we knew when we were young? Over one million soldiers are deployed in a land called Kashmir What happens a world away still affects you every day

Thank You
Thank you... Thank you... Thank you for what is so precious and dear For the comfort in your eyes, so tender and clear For the understanding caress you so freely share As, like a dream, you chased away my every care Thank you... Thank you for knowing what I needed so much The half-forgotten dream of a feminine touch And for giving to me what I so dearly miss The tender, sweet gift of a feathered kiss Again... Thank you

A Heart
It's the heart afraid of breaking, Broken heart emoticon That never learns to dance It's the dream afraid of waking, That never takes a chance. It's the one who won't be taken You can not seem to give And the soul afraid of dying That never learns to live. Now ... When the night has been too lonely And the road has been too long And you think that health is only For the lucky and the strong ... Just remember, in the winter Far beneath the bitter snow, Lies a seed that with the Son's love, Sun emoticon In the spring, becomes a ROSE!

"meet Me In The Stairwell"
You say you will never forget where you were when you heard the news On September 11, 2001. Neither will I. I was on the 110th floor in a smoke filled room with a man who called his wife to say 'Good-Bye.' I held his fingers steady as he dialed. I gave him the peace to say, 'Honey, I am not going to make it, but it is OK..I am ready to go.' I was with his wife when he called as she fed breakfast to their children. I held her up as she tried to understand his words and as she realized he wasn't coming home that night. I was in the stairwell of the 23rd floor when a woman cried out to Me fo r help. 'I have been knocking on the door of your heart for 50 years!' I said. 'Of course I will show you the way home - only believe in Me now.' I was at the base of the building with the Priest ministering to the injured and devastated souls. I took him home to tend to his Flock in Heaven. He heard my voice and answered. I was on all four of those planes, in every seat

Special Thanks
We often are so wrapped up in our lives that we forget to thank those who helped us become who we are. I want to thank my very few friends that I have made here old and new (yes I have been on here for a while thru different pages) for being a true friend. If you are sitting here reading this wondering what I mean by a true friend, than you are NOT one! sorry but it's the truth. Those that honestly know me for me know what my definition of a true friend is. It takes a lot for someone to know the real me and know and understand that I am not the gorgeous, perfect person that everyone thinks by looking at me. I am probably the most opposite in my life right now but I am human and that's all I can be. I am not gonna turn this into a sob story or whatever...just wanted to thank those few real friends for the strength and friendship they give me every day! Stay blessed and let's continue...

An Email
I receive this email from a woman I had been going out with.I'm not upset about it but I am disappointed in her actions towards me.Right now I'm just being cordially distant with her and will maintain it until I see fit to change my approach. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ So... hey. Today at work I felt so awkward around you and it sucked. Im not sure if you got my text the other day, but I just wanted to let you know that I wasn't planning on telling anyone that I was moving to CO, especially people I really like. It is really hard for me to say goodbye to people. I know that sounds like a cop out, but this little trip to CO is something I need to do, but leaving people is something I dread to do. I have kinda put myself at a distance from you, in case you haven't noticed. I really liked hanging out with you and spending time with you, but the more time I spent with you the harder it would be to say goodbye. So, I tried to avoid it all together and that

Will You Blush?
Will You Blush? Oct 30th, 2000 23:37 When I look at you so close Brown sugar eyes, sweet smell and smooth skin I feel a hot lustful hunger that consumes I would almost sell my soul to get into that sin Gazing into your eyes makes my temperature rise I wish to feel the pulse in your neck with my lips I wish my fingers in your hair and across your skin I desire deeply pressing together naked hips You evil woman! You can control my body With magic of beauty and lust I would please with my tongue, fingers and manhood Until on my back your nails do bust To caress the mounds on your chest Kissing your stomach, massaging and slow Nibbling your ears and nipples like candy Catching your breath, pleasure is all you know My hands gliding smoothly, slowly across your body Exploring another new sector While my kisses roving down, still hotly so that I can taste of your nectar I'll part your legs to probe with my tongue As I look you strait in your eyes Clasping

Chapter 4: Made Into Her Own Maid
Leighton hated flying, granted the company jet wasnt as bad as having to deal with people on public planes. It wasnt long after take off that Leighton fell into a deep sleep, dreams coming to her that she wasnt prepared for and didnt understand. Upon waking up she was extremely confused. She had dreamed of Ravid and though she couldnt see his face she felt a discomfort that she didnt understand and it made her uneasy. It was nothing bad really. Nothing to fear. She felt him very near which confused her. Could he be here? She knew he was at a long distance the last time she felt him cry out to her but was it possible that with everywhere else in the world there was for him to go that he could be here where she is? But why the uneasy feeling? Shaking her head not understanding anything, realizing the stewardess was telling her its time to get off the plane, Leighton stood and grabbed her things. Getting off the plane she seen her boss waiting for and made her way to him through the crowd

Mafic Touch (the Saga Continues)
Chapter II Gracie awoke the following morning feeling refreshed and ready to take on the world. When she rolled over she saw that there was a single rose laying on the pillow next to her head. Smiling softly she reached for the flower. "Dare, I hope that smile is for me." Rand asked from the open french doors. "How did you get in here?" She asked as she scrambled to sit up. Pulling the covers up around her, she noticed that he was freshly shaven. Last night he had a dark shadow along his jaw. "Easy. I just walked along the balcony until I reached your doors." Rand said as he pushed off the doorframe. "You're room is next to mine?" She squeaked. "A little farther down, we just happen to share the balcony. Makes it much easier to see one another without the whole household knowing what is going on." Sitting down on the edge of the bed he effectively trapped her against the headboard. "What are you doing?" She asked, nervously. "Greeting, my betrothed." Leaning i

Mafic Touch (the Saga Continues)
Chapter III (Cont) Pausing at her door, he whispered the spell to unlock the door. Pushing it open with a sigh he carried her back to her bedroom. Muttering another spell, the blankets on her bed slid down to the foot a bed. Depositing her on the pristine sheets, she was a sight that would surely haunt him the rest of the night. Covering her up, he leaned in and placed a soft kiss on her forehead. "Soon, Patience, we'll be together." Turning he left. Opening her eyes, Patience, smiled. "Sooner than you think, Jonathan." Turning over she snuggled into the bed. ********************************************** Standing in the open doorway, Jonathan barely heard her words. But hear them he did. A slow smile crossed his face. He waited patiently for her to drop into a deeper slumber, then he initiate the dream merge. ********************************************** Patience was unaware at the first that he was in her dream until she felt a warm body behind her. Rolling

Trapped Inside
Unseen bars keep me here; There is no escape; One day becomes a year In this tiny space. Deafening silence Echoes in my ears; No drive to take a chance; Petrified by fears. Unnoticed cries Begging for help; So hard to try, Locked away by myself. People easily forget What is unseen, Those who cannot get Through life- so mean. Copyright 2007 Missy Harrell

Drowning
Flail and fight to reach the top; Take a gasp, and sink again. I'm drowning with each teardrop That adds to this sea of pain. Continually pulled under By crashing waves of emotions, Sounding like claps of thunder, Echoing over this vast ocean. Turmoil stirs the sea; Thrown from side to side By these emotions within me. Control them!- I've tried. I know deep in my heart That one day in the future, The sea will win- I will part, And welcome the calm waters. Copyright 2007 Missy Harrell

Chasm Of Death
This is the end. There's nothing more; Nothing to defend Or hope for. The edge of life; The edge of sanity; The end of strife, And of purity. Vast chasm of nothing; No bridge to span; Sea of doom- boiling With the angers of man. No turning back! The past is gone; Faded to black. Face it - you're alone. The future is far, Beyond this life; Twinkling like a star, Across the chasm- wide. The only way is leap Into the great abyss; Fall into the deep; The dark nothingness. One life ends In sorrow and pain; But another begins With hope and new name. Copyright 2007 Missy Harrell

To My Love
Sometimes I'm frightened Like a child, Of this feeling; So new and wild. I've never felt This way before; A love so powerful, Deep and pure. Posses my heart, And my soul; Take my body, And make me whole. Hold me tight- Don't let go! Open your heart; Let the feelings show. You are my love, My guiding light; The one who holds me Throughout the night. Copyright 2007 Missy Harrell

Voices
Just one more step Is all I need, To slay the beast; Watch it bleed. Ever present, The voices speak; Leading me on To what I seek. They drone on; Chants increase- Find eternal silence; Blessed peace. Take that step; Do the deed. Incessant chants; And I must heed. Copyright 2007 Missy Harrell

Love Is Forever
Take my hand- Share my road; Always there, To share the load. Give me your trust- Look into my heart; Always by your side, I'll never part. Love is forever- Passion never dies; Look into my soul, And know where my heart lies. Copyright 2007 Missy Harrell

~untitled~
Love hurts; But why? I write these words, And I cry. The silence around me Echoes your name, And I wonder; Do you feel the same? Should I walk away now- Break this bond somehow? Could I let you go, My one and only? If I let you go, I'd forever be lonely. You are my future; You possess my soul; The other half To make me whole Copyright 2007 Missy Harrell

The Game
Is this a game That no one wins? The game of love; And lustful sins. You've consumed My entire soul; Left me empty, And so cold. Broken glass Grinds into my heart; The blood flows, And snuffs the spark. Is this love? A beastly devouring? I always thought it was A feeling so empowering. Copyright 2007 Missy Harrell

Freezing
Numbing cold; A huge weight; Heavy load; In the night- late. Heavy legs; I begin to tire. Warmth! I beg; Need a fire. Must rest For just a bit. Ah... It's best To pause and sit. Out of the wind; Much better. Clear my mind; I feel a bit warmer. Maybe a nap; Just a moment Get my strength back; I am spent. Begin to drowse; Falling deep; Never to rouse; Forever sleep. Copyright 2007 Missy Harrell

Bad Seed
"I didn't ask to be here." "I had no choice." Words you'll never hear- Because they're never voiced. I'm here by chance. Small and meek; No one gives a glance, Or sees the tear-stained cheek. Laugh and sneer in my face. Clothes- old and worn- I am out of place; Hurt and scorned. Others laugh and play; I'm not wanted here. They push me away. Wipe away another tear. What was my sin, To cause me such pain? To see where it begins, Just look at my name. Copyright 2007 Missy Harrell

Majic Touch ( Saga Continued)
Gracie flees. As before, this story is a continuation of previous chapters and it doesn't stand alone well. Any feedback is welcome. Rand entered Gracie's rooms without knocking. His mother and Gracie were sitting on the on the love seat. Gracie's head turned the moment he entered the room. Queen Aria could almost see the sparks flying between them. Slowly she rose to greet him and hopefully stall him until Mica could get here. "Now, son, you need to stop and think." His mother coaxed. "It's not time for your joining." She reminded him gently. "I don't care." he all but growled, intending to forcibly move his mother, if it meant getting to his beloved. "Son, please, stop and think about what you are doing." His mother coaxed again. Where was Mica at? she fumed silently. She didn't have the power to stop her son if he choose to over power her. She knew that he wouldn't deliberately hurt her but she would much rather have Mica deal with him. I'm coming, love, Mica ass

Breast Feeding Update!
CDC: Breastfeeding hits 20-year high | More than 100 mothers gathered in Paris' Stade Charlety last October to promote World Breastfeeding Day. In the U.S., about 77% of new moms breastfeed. ATLANTA (AP) — The U.S. breast-feeding rate has hit its highest mark in at least 20 years with more than three-quarters of new moms nursing their infants, according to a government report released Wednesday. About 77% of new mothers breast-feed, at least briefly, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention said. "It looks like it is an all-time high" based on CDC surveys since the mid-1980s, said Jeff Lancashire, a CDC spokesman. Experts attributed the rise to education campaigns that emphasize that breast milk is better than formula at protecting babies against disease and childhood obesity. A changing culture that accommodates nursing mothers may also be a factor. The percentage of black infants who were ever breast-fed rose most dramatically, to 65%. Only 36% were ever

Free Viaga For Senior Citizens
Chilean town giving free Viagra to senior citizens A working class suburb of Chile's capital began handing out free Viagra to senior citizens on Wednesday. Lo Prado Mayor Gonzalo Navarrete said he launched the program because "an active sexuality improves the overall quality of life." About 1,500 residents of the working-class area are eligible to receive as many as four pills of the erectile dysfunction drug each month, the mayor said. They have to be at least 60 and be registered with the municipality's health service. "A doctor will have to certify that they suffer from erectile dysfunction and that their condition would not put them in danger of suffering cardio-respiratory side effects," Navarrete told The Associated Press by telephone. He said he has assured about US$10,000 (euro6,400) in financing for the program through the end of the year. Some government insurance plans in the United States and elsewhere provide Viagra, but Lo Prado hands the 50mg pills ou

"my Roommate Ran Off To Pick Apples About A Year Ago. . ."
Skeleton found in overgrown tree OAKLAND PARK, Fla., April 29 (UPI) -- An Oakland Park, Fla., man said he discovered a skeleton inside his overgrown tree that investigators believe has been there since last year. Glenn Parker said he saw the skeleton in the tree after trimmers cleared some of the foliage for BellSouth phone line service crews, the South Florida Sun-Sentinel reported Tuesday. The Broward Sheriff's Office said the death is believed to have been a suicide with no suspicion of foul play. Parker said authorities are working to determine whether the bones belong to a former roommate of his who disappeared about one year ago.