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The Fabulous Mrs. Parker
Woman wants monogamy: man delights in novelty. Love is woman's moon and sun; man has other forms of fun. Woman lives but in her lord; Count to ten and man is bored. With this the gist and sum of it, What earthly good can come of it? - Dorothy Parker -
Funny How Certain Bar Drinks Are Called...
Last night I had finally drank a Screaming Orgasm, 4 different Spirits in one drink...why that drink was called that. I don't know, the drink should have been called the Sandman's Revenge or Oh, Shit! (the reason for Oh, Shit! is how you feel when your pain medicine hits and you get high, lol). Well, I was in between both of Sandman Revenge and Oh, Shit! and my face facing up to the stars, my Son asked if I was sleeping... (Don't you just hate that when someone asks that???) Anyways I said "No"... But of course I was sleepy, so the Screaming Orgasm did me in and all I wanted was blissful sleep. Sleep I did, in the Ottoman in our livingroom, mind you all we live in Anchorage, Alaska where our temperature is dropping into the 30's at night time. I woke up in the same chair I was sitting in watching Rat...crap! The Movie about a famous Rat as a chef. That was the movie that my Screaming Orgasm was taking me out in Sandman's Revenge. I woke up at 7:30 am in the Ottoman and slightl
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A Scotsman moves to North America and attends his first baseball game. The first batter approaches the batter's box, takes a few swings and then hits a double. Everyone is on their feet screaming "Run!!!" The next batter hits a single. The Scotsman listens as the crowd again cheers "RUN!! RUN!!" The Scotsman is enjoying the game and begins screaming with the fans. The fifth batter comes up and four balls go by. The Umpire calls: "Walk." The batter starts his slow trot to first base. The Scot stands up and screams, "Run ye lazy bastard rrrun!" The people around him begin laughing. Embarrassed, the Scot sits back down. A friendly fan notes the man's embarrassment, leans over and explains, "He can*t run -- he has four balls." The Scot stands up and screams: "Walk with pride, Laddie! Walk with pride!!!" ============= A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
Hell'o, I'm Back !!
Hi all, I was gone all weekend on a trip to Chicago,(my home town) Had a great time but too many late nights,lol. Hope to talk to you all soon. Michael
Woman Golfer
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" &nbs p; The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to." The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will
George Carlin Rules
New Rule: If you ever hope to be a credible adult and want a job that pays better than Minimum wage, then for God's sake don't pierce or tattoo every available piece of flesh. If so, then plan your future around saying, 'Do you want fries with that?' New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people version of looting. New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days --- mowing my lawn. New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a do
Samhain Poem
Samhain Poem By Deborah Hollins As the sun God descends his throne gives reign over to the crone I pray thee sorrow take your leave from mine house and me. Lord Donn I beseech you grant passage to your hall the dead spirit's I sustain grant passage to them all... All within the good earth sleeps and gentle Mother does retreat to her chamber in the mound to rest with the Maiden soft and sound. Queen of Spirits I do seek a pathway to your Cauldron of Rebirth. I beckon thee choose me when all is done... The veils between the worlds are thin. Hearken to the whispering din of honored Ancestors and the Sidhe, who bless us with their memory. Ancient heroes of mine folk the way is clear to mine door. Enter and impart to me your wisdom, I implore... Let the year pass this night and with the morrow's dawning light may spirit's both alive and dead walk in peace in the year ahead. ((The feast for the Dead is soon... I will be doing the Feast this yea
What Kind Of Angel Are You?(anime Pics!)
post date: 2007-06-21 07:03:38 What kind of angel are you?(Anime pics!) You are a guardian angel. You protect your love ones at all costs, even if you have to die. Powerful and intellegent, you'd make the perfect leader for a battle. Though you fight, you are very kind and loyal. You also distrust anyone who goes against you loved ones. People respect you for who you are. (please rate)Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
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Who Wants To Live Forever By Queen
There's no time for us There's no place for us What is this thing that builds our dreams Yet slips away from us Who wants to live forever? Who wants to live forever.....? There's no chance for us It's all decided for us This world has only one sweet moment Set aside for us Who wants to live forever? Who wants to live forever.....? Who dares to love forever When love must die? But touch my tears with your lips Touch my world with your fingertips And we can have forever And we can love forever Forever is our today Who wants to live forever? Who wants to live forever? Forever is our today Who waits forever anyway?
Maybe....   add to favorites  This really hit home for me   Maybe . . .. We were supposed to meet the wrong people before meeting the right one so that, when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift. Maybe . . .. When the door of happiness closes, another opens; but, often times, we look so long at the closed door that we don't even see the new one which has been opened for us. Maybe . . . It is true that we don't know what we have until we lose it, but it is also true that we don't know what we have been missing until it arrives. Maybe . . .. The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along th
How Bout Them Boyz
October 09, 2007 GAME RECAP: COWBOYS 25 - BILLS 24 Yes!!! Folk Kicks Game-Winner as Time Expires in Thrilling Comeback Win! An NFL game is 60 minutes long. Apparently someone forgot to tell the Buffalo Bills that. The Dallas Cowboys stunned the upset-minded Bills and their crowd after Nick Folk kicked the game-winning 53-yard field goal as time expired in a classic that improved the Cowboys' record to 5-0 headed to a battle next Sunday against the also 5-0 New England Patriots at Texas Stadium. What more can I say about this game? Tony Romo had what was the worst game so far in his young career stat wise, completing 29/50 passes for 309 yards and 2 TD's, but threw 5 interceptions and also fumbled once, committing 6 turnovers for the game. It was very hard for Cowboys fans to watch, but he did his job on the last two drives of the drive to give us a chance to win. That's all I was asking for tonight, and it turned out great. Not many teams could've overcome what the Cowboys
John Wayne Quotes Oscar Winning Speech On receiving the best actor Oscar for his role as Rooster Cogburn in "True Grit." "Wow! Ladies and gentlemen, I'm no stranger to this podium. I've come up here and picked up these beautiful golden men before, but always for friends. One night I picked up two: one for Admiral John Ford and one for our beloved Gary Cooper. I was very clever and witty that night--the envy of, even, Bob Hope. But tonight I don't feel very clever, very witty. I feel very grateful, very humble, and I owe thanks to many, many people. I want to thank the members of the Academy. To all you people who are watching on television, thank you for taking such warm interest in our glorious industry. Good night." Personal Philosophy "When you come slam bang up against trouble, it never looks half as bad if you face up to it." "I have tried to live my life so that my family would love me and my friends respect me. The others can do whatever the hell they please.
Byrd's Uplifting Outing Clinches Alds
NEW YORK -- Overmatched in payroll, but not in perseverance, the Indians toppled the vaunted Yankees and punched their ticket to an American League Championship Series berth against the Red Sox. Behind a patient offensive attack, a bend-but-don't-break start from Paul Byrd and some resolute relief work on Monday night, the Tribe pulled off a captivating, 6-4 victory in Game 4 of the ALDS at Yankee Stadium. Now, it's on to Boston, where the Indians will open the best-of-seven ALCS on Friday night at Fenway Park. It will be the Tribe's first ALCS appearance since 1998. "This is what you dream of," center fielder Grady Sizemore said. "When we broke camp, this is where we wanted to be, and we believed we could do it." To beat a Yankees team that had the best record in baseball over the last four months of the season and packs the punch of the most recognizable and robust lineup in the game, the Indians had to believe. And their faith was tested further when the Yankees ca
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Working For Work -part I
Today I went to apply for my new sales job at an inbound sales call center. While I got to take the pre-employment personality test, I was told that all training classes were filled until Jan. 2008. So I begin looking for other new challenges. While a little disappointed, I am staying positive. Before my next interview I do need to update my resume information papers that I use to fill out employment applications. I found that I remembered little of my employment history. That was a bit embracing.
Tryin New Things
ok this is all new to me. i was told to try it so i did. you will all have to bare with me while i figure out how to do this. i have a myspace so i am pretty sure i can do this too. lol. i love to blog so you will have to like to read. i blog lots of my feelings and lots of my poems. so keep an eye out for me miss me bye.......
Busy Busy Busy
The fun of working 2 jobs remodeling a house and all + going to school about fun. NOw i see why i dont get much time on here as much on Fubar lol. Hoping all you peeps out there are having a great day and better tomorrow. Cant complain though here my 2nd job i sit on a computer 10 hours a day creating about the same as i do here but getting paid good money for it.
1. Were you dating the last person you kissed? yes lol 2. Pretend you've had 10 beers, Describe what you would be doing right now? nothing at all...I hate beer, and I've drank up to 9 before...nothing happened, not even a buzz :-/ 3. What do you want? oral sex 4. Who was the last person you shared a bed with? ex >.> 5. Do you talk to yourself? lol yes i do actually 6. Do you drink milk straight from the carton? I live alone, so yes! xD 7. Who knows a secret or two about you? nobody >.< 8. How long is your hair? blah blah BLAH 9. Do you like Batman? sure 10. Who was the last person you told you loved them? xD 12. Do you swear at your parents? yea 13. Do you like anyone now? ok 14. When was the last time you lied? wait till i finish this bulletin, they're all lies xD lol 15. When was the last time you cried? sept 25th 1982 xD ohh, i was not born then haha 16. Is your birthday on a holiday? no >.> 17. What instant messaging servi
Lonely Hearts Cry
Lonely Hearts Cry Current mood: lonely ~Lonely hearts cry cry out to skies above Lonely hearts cry for a true love They need someone to hold them a shoulder to cry on They need someone to scold them when they are in the wrong Someone to share their every care their passions and desires Someone to help them through life's lonely hours There ought to be a cupid more than once a year To replace those lonely lonely hearts with smiles in place of tears~ AuthorsDen
Book Review: One Soldier's Story: A Memoir
During the 1996 presidential election, I was a member of the College Republicans (CRs). We working in West Virginia to get a GOP governor elected more than supporting Fmr. US Sen. Robert Dole (R-KS) to win the White House. I guess we did this because we really knew than Dole had no real chance of beating then-US Pres. William J. Clinton (D-AR), but more importantly it was because we really didn't know who Dole was. In reading this book, if I (and my fellow CRs) had know this story back in 1996, then I think we would have fought harder to win him more votes. Plot: This autobiography covers in detail the brief military experiences of Dole in World War II in Italy. But mostly, he discusses how he overcame physical disability to finish his education and serve in the US Senate. Likes: RD writes as he speaks-plain talk.; He shares the credit for his recovery with his doctors, fellow soldiers, family but also acknowledges that it was a lot of his own hard work that helped too.; I
Book Review: Where The Right Went Wrong (2004)
The Republican Party has been under attack from both outside and inside forces. When the Left and the Democrats aren't trying to take it down, Neo-Conservatives (Neo-Cons) and traditional Conservatives are battling for control. This battle has led to the Dem take over of both the US House And Senate in 2006, and a very good chance that the Democrats will win the White House in 2008. Leading the charge against the Neo-Cons is Patrick J. Buchanan MS, BA in his 2004 book Where The Right Went Wrong: How Neoconservatives Subverted The Reagan Revolution And Hijacked The Bush Presidency. Plot: PJB uses history, humor and brutal honestly to explain how the GOP screwed the US and the World. He also discusses how to clean up the messes made. Likes: He goes into great detail in explaining how the American Empire has developed and is doomed to failure.; His uses history to better explain how the Iraqi War, US economy and other issues have come about due to forces within and outside of the
Some Quick Reviews
Here are some quick reviews of some reference books I got recently. The World Almanac And Book Of Facts-2066: It has the lastest information available about the news and data of 2005. There is a puzzle and color photos. Price-$12.95 USD. The World Almanac And Book Of Facts-2007: Just an updated version of the one above except there are online links to get the 2006 election results. It is the last almanac listing Fmr. US Pres. Ford (R-MI) as a "living former president". He died just after it hit the book stores. Price-$12.99 USD. Essential High School Dictionary: This dictionary is designed to help students get exposed to words that they will need in college, on the job and find on standardized tests. It has lots of helpful hints on spelling, grammar and explaining why a word is important to American culture and/or the user's education. Price-$12.92 USD I highly recommend these books if you need help with spelling, grammar or digging up data for your personal knowledge or sc
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Book Review: Star Wars Trilogy: Collector's Edition (2004)
In a special exclusive for Border's Books, the "Star Wars" Trilogy is now in a three-novel hardback form. It contains "Star Wars-Episode IV: A New Hope", "Star Wars-Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back" and "Star Wars-Episode VI: Return Of The Jedi". This review will examine and review these three stories a a complete set. Plot: About 20 years after the fall of the Old Republic, a rag-tag group of freedom fights struggle to end the reign of the Galatic Empire. Likes: There are a few new insights into the thinking of Darth Vader during the events covered by these novels.; There are a few new paragraphs that show the connections between all six novels. Dislikes: There are a few chapters left out from the original versions of these novels. This leaves out small scenes between key characters and all of Chewbacca's dialogue.; The novels read much like the film screenplay. Out of four stars, I give this set three stars. While it is nice to add these novels to my book collection in
A Long Survey About Me
1. Nervous Habits: don't really have any, except for shaking a bit, and thinking I'm studdering [but I guess I don't lol] 2. Are you double jointed: no 3. Can you roll your tongue: nope, haha 4. Can you raise one eyebrow: yeah 5.Can you blow bubbles with your spit: no 6. Can you cross your eyes: i thinks so? lol 7. Tattoos: 3 29: month: december [xmas yeah] 30. Day: Friday 31. Cartoon: Family guy 32. Shoe Brand: Converse 33. Subject in school: Music 34. Color: black 35. Sport: football 36. TV show: George Lopez 37. Thing to do in the spring: bleh, i don't like spring much. I just sit and play guitar or something i guess 38. Thing to do in the summer: nothing really, too hot lol 39. Thing to do in the fall: watch movies while it rains outside 40. Thing to do in the winter: same as fall basically, and drink hot coco :] -- LA LA LAND -- 48. What's your sleeping position: idk, on my back lol 49. Even in hot weather do you
Behind These Hazel Eyes
Seems like just yesterday You were a part of me I used to stand so tall I used to be so strong Your arms around me tight Everything, it felt so right Unbreakable, like nothin' could go wrong Now I can't breathe No, I can't sleep I'm barely hanging on Here I am, once again I'm torn into pieces Can't deny it, can't pretend Just thought you were the one Broken up, deep inside But you won't get to see the tears I cry Behind these hazel eyes I told you everything Opened up and let you in You made me feel alright For once in my life Now all that's left of me Is what I pretend to be So together, but so broken up inside 'Cause I can't breathe No, I can't sleep I'm barely hangin' on Here I am, once again I'm torn into pieces Can't deny it, can't pretend Just thought you were the one Broken up, deep inside But you won't get to see the tears I cry Behind these hazel eyes Swallow me then spit me out For hating you, I blame myself Seeing you it kills me n
Why Woman Cry
A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will." Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?" "All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he puts in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?" God said "When I made the woman she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort. I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times come from her children. I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining. I gave her the sensitivity to
My Season
What type of season are you? (for girls only) You are a Summer Girl!!!! You are a Summer girl! You love the heat and you would prefer to be outdoors! Chances are, you love the water and the the long summer nights. You love everything about summer! The water, the friends, the summer nights, and the boys!
About Life
A wonderful Message by George Carlin: The paradox of our time in history is that we have Taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, But have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have Bigger houses and smaller families, more Conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees But less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, More experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but Less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too Recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get Too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read Too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our Values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate Too often. We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years. We've Been all the way to the moon and back, but have Trouble crossing the street to meet a new nei
JANUARY=GORGEOUS Drop dead gorgeous!!!Attractive personality.Very! sexy.Affectionate & Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic.Chatterbox! Loves to talk alot! Loves to get their way! . Unbelievable kisser! Easily angered. Very stubborn in the most way possible! Loves to get noticed! Willing to take risks for others. Makes good choices. Has a great fashion sense! Maybe a little too popular with others * wink wink*. Outgoing and crazy at times! Intelligent. Can sometimes be a heartbreaker! Can love as much as possible! Hates insults. Loves compliments! A very big flirt! Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. The best in bed out of ANY of these months!! Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others.If you repost this in the next 5 mins, you will meet your new love in 8 days. FEBRUARY=SMARTS Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. sexiest out of everyo
Who I Am
i am the kida of guy you can call for back up when your in a bind and need bail,back-up,or to give a beat up to the guy that kicked ur ass, im the guy ur mother warned you about im the skeloten in ur girlfriends closet im ur best friend im ur worst night-mare im the son ur dad always wanted im the son in-law nobody wants im the uncle nobody talks about im the guy you want on ur side no matter what the prob is im the guy you call
Your Call
Cause I was born to tell you I love you And I am torn to do what I have to, to make you mine Stay with me tonight Stripped and pollished, I am new, I am fresh I am feeling so ambitious, you and me, flesh to flesh Cause every breath that you will take. while you are sitting next to me will bring life into my deepest hopes, What's your fantasy? (What's yours? What's yours, What is yours) [ Your Call lyrics found on ] Cause I was born to tell you I love you And I am torn to do what I have to, to make you mine Stay with me tonight And I'm tired of being all alone, and this solitary moment makes me want to come back home x4 ( I know everything you wanted isn't anything you have) Cause I was born to tell you I love you and I am torn to do what I have to, to make you mine Stay with me tonight Cause I was born to tell you I love you and I am torn to do what I have to, to make you mine Stay with me tonight ( I know everything y
In the moonlight Your face it glows Like a thousand diamonds I suppose And your hair flows like The ocean breeze Not a million fights Could make me hate you You’re invincible Yeah, It’s true It’s in your eyes Where I find peace Chorus: Is it broken? Can we work it out? Let’s light up the town, scream out loud! Is it broken? Can we work it out? I can see in your eyes You’re ready to break Don’t look away. So here we are now In a place where Broken Lyrics on The sun blended With the ocean thin. So thin, we stand Across from each other Together we’ll wonder If we will last these days If I asked you to stay Would you tell me You would be mine? And time Is all I ask for Time I just need one more day And time You’ve been crying too long Time And your tears wrote this song Stay In the moonlight Your face it glows
In the moonlight Your face it glows Like a thousand diamonds I suppose And your hair flows like The ocean breeze Not a million fights Could make me hate you You’re invincible Yeah, It’s true It’s in your eyes Where I find peace Chorus: Is it broken? Can we work it out? Let’s light up the town, scream out loud! Is it broken? Can we work it out? I can see in your eyes You’re ready to break Don’t look away. So here we are now In a place where Broken Lyrics on The sun blended With the ocean thin. So thin, we stand Across from each other Together we’ll wonder If we will last these days If I asked you to stay Would you tell me You would be mine? And time Is all I ask for Time I just need one more day And time You’ve been crying too long Time And your tears wrote this song Stay In the moonlight Your face it glows
Share with me the blankets that your wrapped in because its cold outside cold outside its cold outside share with me the secrets that you kept in because its cold inside cold inside its cold inside and your slowly shaking finger tips show that your scared like me so let's pretend we're alone and I know you may be scared and I know were unprepared but I don't care tell me tell me what makes you think that you are invincible I can see it in your eyes that you're so sure please don't tell me that I am the only one that's vulnerable impossible I was born to tell you I love you isn't that a song already I get a B in originality and it's true I cant go on without you your smile makes me see clearer if you could only see in the mirror what I see Vulnerable Lyrics on and your slowly shaking finger tips show that your scared like me so let's pretend we're alone and I know you may be scared and I know were unpr
From My Heart.....
The Perfect Dream Two hearts dancing together in time Two souls catching the same fire Two lives blending in harmony Conversations tempered by desire. Freedom to remain one's own person To benefit the joining of two Exploring life's shared experiences Enjoying all that we do. Respecting all of our differences Treasuring where we are the same. Remembering what brought you together And that love is never a game. Two hearts, two minds, two bodies Working towards one common goal The sharing of life's possibilities The fulfillment of each individual soul. Honesty, respect and true happiness Are integral parts of the dream Through laughter, love and friendship The perfect dream can be seen. Tal
Pain In Its Various Forms
I discovered this little piece of my mind in a journal of sorts from a few years ago: (written in late 2005) -Pain In Its Various Forms- An Essay Of Sorts Pain. Whether experienced physically, mentally, or emotionally, it is undoubtedly the strongest sensation a human being can know. It has recently come to my attention that pain may also be the greatest form of proof that one is, in fact, alive. -Physical- Have you becomes both mentally and physically numb; with no real assurance as to whether or not you are alive? Well, you might consider turning to the world of physical pain. This is the most fulfilling choice for the masochist in all of us. You will not only feel the infliction; you will see it. In dragging the razor blade across your skin (though not with the intention of committing suicide; remember, you are not yet certain that there is a life to take), you discover a satisfying sting and you see the blood flow. You are ali
The Inventor Of The Harley Davidson Motorcycle
The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God,who recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented motorcycles, eh?!" Arthur said, "Yes, that's me..." God replied, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution, and can't run without a road?!" Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me but aren't you the inventor of woman???" God said, "Ah, yes." "Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention: 1. There's too much in
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Moonlight Into the darkness I fall under your spell I hear your call deeper into the well my soul in your hands the only respite that i find from this life of demands never empty of mind keeping the wolf at bay the piper requires his due someone has to pay just didn't ask it of you your vanity sends me away a mask to hide your face like a summer sky turned grey take me from this place into eternity i pray 07/31/07
My Poetry--soulmates
"SOULMATES" Two Souls connected as one in Heaven. To be dis-connected on Earth, To find each others place in Life, to become as a whole. If not found on Earth. To be re-connected as one in Heaven.
My Poetry--"life-time Memories"
Life-Time Memories" Christmas is here, for the first time, Not being able to say my Goodbye's. I cherish the memories, we shared together. The good ones and the bad ones. Realizing I made my last memory, the day that you died. Message on the answering machine, wishing me a Happy Birthday. Then realizing as I wait for your Birthday to come around, To hear the dreaded sound that you have passed away. I still celebrated your Birthday; even though, it wasn't the same. I felt your presence all around me, letting me know everything will be ok. Knowing your last words you breathed were "Tell Marly I Love Her." So, that's the last memory of you and me. I Love You Dad. Christmas is here, for the first time. Not being able to say my Goodbyes.
Final Blow
All these days that we spend alone. Is it hard to realize that were not going anywhere fast? Touching our stars as we dream in our sleep. Nobody to hold, everything to lose and nothing to gain. Pain is our friend, we smile to gain envy. Through our death, we grasp a positive energy. Touch my soul, i have lost it all. Grab my heart, for the pieces have scattered. Where have i gone in this life of mine. Paralyzed to be struck by the final blow. The months they pass us by. Laying in the darkness, as these tears fall. We use our minds to focus on the hate. Asking ourselves, why do we get beat down. No one is left here, just our empty selves. We turn our backs just to walk away. Waiting and watching for our end, our final day. Touch my soul, i have lost it all. Grab my heart, for the pieces have scattered. I have finally given up in this life of mine. Paralyzed, patient for the final blow. Turned my back to all of this world. I cannot continue to take this. Yo
Broken Dreams And Shattered Hearts
How did i realize that this is a dream. Only to know that what i live is my reality. Wants and needs one person can never have. Dont you know that this is what life is. Testing every moment by taking my time. Knowing that i crave things that arent mine. Who is to tell me i cant have something i want. I bet you dont even know who i am. Broken dreams lead to shattered hearts. Wishing for things in the end that tear us apart. Looking out of your glass window into your heart. Finding what i could never see in theses dreams of mine. Accomplish what you will for the end is close. Dont dream to hard for you will lose all sight. Thinking of everything will bring you nothing but hurt. Take life step by step, through your good days and bad. Dont press on matters that mean nothing right now. Cuz in the end it all works out somehow. At least thats what they tell me, the people who matter. All of our hearts that push, now the pieces they scatter. Because broken dreams
~evil~-words From Those Who Should Know
Evil has only the power that we give it. Chapter 52 Literature > Ray Bradbury > Something Wicked This Way Comes Lestat: Evil is a point of view. God kills indiscriminately and so shall we. For no creatures under God are as we are, none so like him as ourselves. Movies > Interview with the Vampire (movie) Verbal Kint: How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss? Movies > The Usual Suspects Verbal Kint: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. Movies > The Usual Suspects Yoda: Hard to see, the dark side is. Movies > Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace Dr. Evil: You're not quite evil enough. You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil, just one calorie, not evil enough. Movies > Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me Sheila: I may be bad...but I feel gooood. Movies > Army of Darkness Aaron: Come on, no one's going to be taken in by a guy wit
What Have I Become
What have i become to be so dead inside. Every word i say, and every action so fake. I know nothing of who i am or what i have become. Except for I bring nothing but pain, and tragedy. Why do i feel so weak and powerless today. I have nothing left to carry me on where i am headed. This is the darkness, that has blinded me so brightly. Walking towards, what i want to call the end. What have i become to be so dead inside. Nothing left here to keep me alive. Broken down and tossed aside . I have nothing left, but this dark hole where i lie. Do i really have to tell you whats on my mind. Or can you see the demons in control. I have no choice anymore, i gave up all my chance. Fighting to face this hate, tonight will be the last time. So here i am, take me now, for i have given up all hope. What have i become to be so dead inside. Nothing left here to keep me alive. Broken down and tossed aside. I have nothing left, but this dark hole where i lie. You left me w
The Original Computer
add to favorites  The Original Computer    ErasePrintMemory was something you lost with age   An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano A web was a spider's home A virus was the flu A CD was a bank account  A hard drive was a long trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse lived  
Tru' Are You???
Where the withering rivers flow.. The blood of her live flows through the crevasis in the earth.. From the mystic dew, and the chill of frosts kiss there is a sweet scent thats been missed... The fresh air we no longer recieve, the earth we cause to bleed... The failures of moderating our selfish desires. The greed, and hate we breed.. the peace and love in which we need.. Shall never be grasped.. not becasue we do not bend on our needs in plead.. but because we continue to take for granted the things we need, and steal the things we do not need.. It is our pain, and sorrow.. That causes her too bleed; As our minds and hearts continueslly grow week. We are all of the classification that the One god.. monothiestic ways refer to when they say the meek, sinners gentiles.. etc. I am a pagan.. I honor the Gods, and Goddesses of my ancestors.. with perfect love, and perfect trust.. not the hate that these fake Asatru', and ohter groups pertrya too be pure.. I am pure.. Tru
Love Is To Die For
LOVE IS TO DIE FOR Reminiscing the past on how we met Must be my chance and it must be my fate I've been hiding this feeling ever since Because I thought we are just up to friends Time came that we walk on separate ways I search for you but I just couldn't trace All I always did was to weep and mourn And my heart was completely very torn Suddenly one day we see each other My heart smiles and beats faster and faster You talked to me and you said I love you Oh my gosh, I just can't get over you! by: THE HEART
Raging Seas
I float with the currents No shores in view I’m tossed back and forth The boat is about to capsize And then something seizes me A memory Memories of what it was like When the sea lay still When the shores Were in view When I knew which way to go To return to Warm comforting arms Smiles instead of frowns Laughter instead of tears I’ve lost my direction I’m tired And I can’t do anything about The seas upon which I’m tossed So I’m here In a boat about to be overcome By a raging sea
Every Girls Dream
1. Get kissed in the rain - 2. Have that one hott kiss where your pressed against the wall - 3. Have a guy that thinks you're the world - 4. Have a guy that holds on as long as possible when giving hugs - 5. A guy that whispers he loves you in your ear - 6. Have that moment where you just gaze into eachother's eyes - 7. When you cry, he kisses your tears away. - 8. When you're not with your guy he's all that you can think about - 9. Wearing his jacket and everytime you breath in, his scent surrounds you 10. A guy who will watch any movie with you, no matter how teary eyed you may get. 11. A guy who squeezes your hand 12. A guy that says he loves you and means it - 13. A guy that will play her favorite song outside her window 14. A guy who is loyal - 15. A guy that will sing to you no matter how bad he is at it. - 16. A guy that will kiss you on the forehead. - 17. A guy that will call you beautiful
Civilian Life ~vs~ Military Life
Civilian life vs Military life Your alarm goes off, you hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes. He stays up for days on end. __________________________ You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. __________________________ You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at, as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. __________________________ You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. __________________________ You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. __________________________ You talk trash on your "buddies" that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. __________________________ You don't feel like helping out your dad today, so you don't. He does what he is told. _____
The Beauties Of Friendships!!!
The Beauties of FRIENDSHIPS!!! "A Friend" The first person who comes in when the whole world has gone out. A bank or credit on which we can draw supplies of confidence, counsel, sympathy, help and love. One who combines for you alike the pleasures and benifitsof society and solitude. A jewel whose lustre the strong acids of poverty and misfortune cannot dim. One who multiplies joys, divides griefs, and whose honesty is inviolable. One who loves the truth and you, and will tell the truth inspite of you. The triple alliance of the three great powers, Love, Symathy, and Help. A watch which beats true for all time, and never "runs down." A permanent fortification when one's affairs are in a state of siege. One who to himself is true, and therefore must be so to you. A balancing pole to him who walks across the tight rope of life. The link in life's long chain that bears the greatest strain. A harbor of refuge from the stormy waves of adversity. One who considers my need be
Women. I will never understand why some of ye wear so much make up. I mean come on. A little make up isnt so bad but when you put about ten inches of the stuff on to your face? It makes you look like an orangutan. In my opinion those kinda women should be caged up like a zoo animal or something
“Glory” Men’s Meeting Devotion (condensed version) 10-14-07 JWR Exodus 33:18 NKJV And he said, "Please, show me Your glory." What Moses was asking for was a vision of God’s divine radiance. His glory was to pass by Moses. God had Moses protected in the cleft of the rock. God’s glory is unique and no man can fathom it. Even Moses was not able to take the full view of God’s glory Exodus 33:20 NKJV But He said, "You cannot see My face; for no man shall see Me, and live." Now, the question I ask myself in preparing this devotional is, “What is this “glory” of God that man can not entirely comprehend?” In addition, how does man set himself up to contend with God’s glory? What is glory? For man’s view of glory differs from God’s glory. Man’s glory is involved with his achievements. Architectural feats, winning championships, and personal goals all bring men their own glories. There are moments in time where man can feel honorable, prideful, and distinguishable.
Strip Tease!
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hey i just got my avenged 7x tickets last night i cant wait now lol! well anyway have a good day everyone FUBAR ROCKS ~S~
Daily Horoscope For October 14 '07...
Something small but irritating is going on in your social life and you may need to take time out from your other activities in order to deal with it. Try to keep a smile on your face while it's going on. *I have no Social Life, maybe it is irritating me about it. Soon I should make friends again. I don't know why I didn't make some friends after my Ex, maybe I still feared him somewhat of him becoming jealous of me having friends during our 18 years of Marriage...*
A New Week
Well it is Monday Morning and for me a new week has begun............................................................................... Shit I'm bored already. lets hope things improve as days roll past. don't think they will. at last i can fast. Will never need to fart again let Monday be the day to rant Tuesday comes but no better day for Wednesday is tomorrow,s sorrow and Thursday is a day before the end of the week so Friday is here, and then its Saturday with only Sunday to go. there we are another week gone. so we go week after week and no end in sight till one day we drop and say Fuck now i'm dead. what happened to my Life????? Make the most of today for Yesterday is past and tomorrow never comes.
Movie Review: Chaplin (1992)
As I get older, I seem to like classic movies more and more. The classic films I like the best are the silent pictures. I guess because the lack of the actors' voices and sound effects cause me to really pay attention to the acting and body language of the characters. One of the best of the silent film age was Sir Charles Spencer Chaplin. Plot: Chaplin helps co-write his autobiography by retelling of his rise and fall in the American film industry. Likes: While the story is told in flashbacks, it is told in many neatly controlled subplots.; We see the good, bad and the ugly of both CC himself but also his friends, lovers and co-workers.; We get to see how Hollywood influences and is influenced by CC and silent films. Dislikes: The film shows little about his childhood, but I believe it is because his autobiography covers his childhood very little. Favorite Scene: CC and his friends are escaping from the law in Salt Lake City, Utah. The whole scene is filmed like how it woul
Animal Abuse Is Wrong
br /> turn up your speakers now. THIS IS HOW SICK IT REALLY IS ! How would you like it to be whacked hard over the head as a "sport"!? Norway and Canada have a new kind of tourism. Killing baby seals. They call it a "sport".. You want to call this a sport ? Is he a sportsman? Why? You're our only hope !!! This barbarism shouldnt be possible in our society.. Dont turn your back on us, we are defenseless I know these images seem painful for you, but we feel the pain. We are being slaughtered and its going on RIGHT NOW... What gives him the right to kill us? Who is he to decide about life and death? What kind of sport is this? I didnt harm anyone. I was just swimming around.. Please help me and my friends... You cant just ignore these images.. Keeping silent and doing nothing makes you guilty... Please help us Please dont leave us alone... STOP THE KILLI
i'm lost i'm tired hell i am no longer wired trapped in darkest hell for wht reason no1 can tell i cry at night wonderin the reason for my plight am i evil am i bad or am i simply goin mad i wonder wht will come simply sitting playin dumb scared of night scared of day down to sleep i simply lay no other way to cope alone tired n livin only to moan i wanna be happy i wanna be free hell in fact i just wanna be me
The Arrow Od Wishes
The arrow of wishes By Eric Ethan Tonight I shoot a flaming arrow high in the sky Make a wish when you see it in the sky It not a shooting star but a flaming arrow with a lot of wishes, so make that wish when you see that flaming arrow in the sky tonight. When you make that wish tonight hold that wish so tight to your heart tonight and when you go to bed smile because you made a cool wish tonight The End
I have to sy brfore we start on our merry way with this thing, that i have very little time to sit aimlessly typing away on my PC like most of you do! lol i dont have a job that gives me hours of access to Fubar. ;) I do have a large family to cater for including a husband very demanding sex life lol and oh yes a 2 year old daughter. So anytime i shall have spare i will dedicate to you all for how ever long i have lol Dont hold it against me. Blessing to you all Tanya xx
Help me decide on the title for my suspense short. I've talked to my creative consultant, and we've narrowed it down to two names. Follow the link and pick the name you think sounds the best. It's still my final decision, but I would like input.SynopsisA gossip reporter for the UNM college is captured. He awakes in a room and finds himself stuck inside. He has one hour to escape before the slow acting poison flowing through his blood stream kills him. Remember that while you're voting.Take the poll
A Lil Education On Wicca
Wicca is a common and much older name for witchcraft. The term witchcraft has been defined in different ways. In the past it has most often referred to the human harnessing of supernatural powers for the malevolent purpose of practicing black magic. For this reason, witchcraft, sorcery, and magic are nearly synonymous. Witchcraft is not, however, synonymous with Satanism. Not all witches worship Satan, and in fact most do not believe in Satan at all. Nor do they believe in hell, evil, or original sin. These groups believe that Satan is an imaginary creation of the Christian Church. If they believe in Satan at all they will tell you that the devil is just another Christian diety. They also do not believe in demons, and their deities are considered to be "imminent", or within each of us, meaning that everyone is actually deity. A few groups do, however, worship Satan. During the Middle Ages, witchcraft experienced a great revival. The supernatural became very popular and
This Is Goodbye
Well just letting everyone know I had alot of fun here, but I don't really get on here much anymore,so there really is no reason to stay, I had fun getting to know some of you,and thanks for having me on your friend list, keep having fun and take care!
Chasing Cars
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Calling You
Music Video:CALLING YOU (by Blue October)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone
What Sport Are You Meant For?
What sport are you meant for??created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as Football You should play football- its the most popular high school and college sport, and creates a ton of school spirit. Football100% Softball100% Soccer67% Lacrosse67% Baseball50% Golf33% Ice Hockey33% Swimming33% Field hockey33% Track25% Basketball
Rainy Day.
It's crazy I think... I could do absolutely nothing all day and be so miserably tired JUST because it's raining. I just got my internet back up and running... after haven was born things went kinda crazy, trying to get some redecorating done -- still not done, im going to try to finish up painting the living room while mom has the baby, then if i finish in time --which i should, i have to go do some winter clothes shopping. i can't stand being cold. next week im off to see my aunt in kentucky, she wants to see the baby. By the time i get back it'd be just in time for haven's 4 month check up & shots... i hate shot time :( im tired. will post another time. rox
Omega-3 Supplements Rapidly Eliminate Add, Adhd And Bipolar Disorder In Children
Researchers at Massachusetts General Hospital have reported that omega-3 fatty acid is highly effective in treating children with ADD, ADHD and bipolar disorder. The study was reported in the journal European Neuropsychopharmacology in February 2007. "Results from this prospective, open study of monotherapy with omega-3 fatty acids in the over-the-counter product OmegaBrite suggest that manic symptoms can be rapidly reduced in youths with BPD with a safe and well-tolerated nutritional supplement," wrote lead researcher Dr. Janet Wozniak. The high-EPA supplement of Omega-3 fatty acids, called OmegaBrite, was tested for effectiveness and safety on 20 boys and girls with bipolar disorder, ages 6 to 17 years old, over an eight-week period. Half of the participants experienced a rapid 30 percent reduction in symptoms with no side effects. "What this study shows is that every child with ADD, bipolar or any other mood disorder should be on OmegaBrite," said Dr. John Ratey, author of
What's The Point???
I have been a member of fubar for a lil while, and I've noticed some things... 1. This site is mostly about the Fu-Bucks, Points, and levels. 2. Almost every rating someone gets is a 10! It's not beause that's what they really think, it's because people BEG for the 109's so they can get the points and level more. 3. Add/Fan/Rate - Why? So we can see the pictures you stole off of google images? Or is because you want to see that impressive # go sky high only to have people look in NSFW folders that contain retarded pictures and drawings? 4. Mumms... WTF? (no comment needed) And lastly... 5. PHOTOS - This has got to be the dumbest thing I have ever seen. It's one thing to post pictures you made/altered/took/HAD taken... but, all hese pics fo weird shit..... come on. You just want all those points to become what, Barfly? Fan of Fubar????? Someone give me ONE GOOD VALID reason to keep fubar. I know I have a few friends on here who actually communicate with me, and thos
Blog Blog
Bloggy Blog Blog.
I'm Needin Some Lovin
Yeaaaaaaa........yea that'd be greaaaaaaaat. Okay so I am tryin to find a freakin AWESOME weldin gig and its a pain in the ass. I am thinkin about goin Union, either Boilermakers, or Pipefitters (then I can lay pipe for a living lol) BUT what I really wanna do is see about joinin the ironworkers. Boltin high steel and whatnot. Okay so good work on readin all of this ya'll! awwww Lemme buy you a beer or 5 lol
I Won't Die Here
I dry my eyes each night. This happens after every fight. The pain will never seize. Even when I'm on my knees. Been beaten until I turn blue, No one knows what I go through. Why does he drink everyday? I sometimes wish his life away. He brings me so much pain, I just want to slice my vein. After all the bleedings done, I'll wonder who would have won. It would be me standing there, Fighting off my greatest fear. I won't give him anything to hold, It's my life and I'm in control. I see no reason to live, my life is all I have to give. I'm not ready to give it up. Still have't reached the top. Even with the pain I had, My life never seemed so bad. If good is all I can see, A better life I would lead. friends made it better for me, So A better friend I will be. I'm ready to open this door, I won't be giving up anymore. Everyone I love I made worry, For that I am so very sorry. I won't live my life a lie. And I'm not ready to die.
Quote Of The Day
"He who has a 'why' to live for, can bear with almost any 'how'." - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche -
A Childs Mind
1. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ". 2. A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minut
Drinking Customs
> A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a redneck girl are in the same bar.> > When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, >pulls> >out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces.> > He says, "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with> >the Same one twice."> > The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws into the> >air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces.> > He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't >need> >to drink with the same one twice either."> > The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one> >gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her .45, and shoots the> >Mexican and the Iraqi. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar,and >calling> >for a refill, she says, "In America we have so many illegal alliens that >we> >don't have to drink with the same ones twice.
I'm Going..add Me To Msn Please
Hi everyone Just to let you know i am deleting my profile off here so i have left you my msn addy in case you want to add me and keep in touch Love you all and hope to speak to you all real soon!!!! EVOAMY~ENGLANDS #1 BIKER BITCH xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
An Honour...or A Nightmare?
It was announced at work today that I along with three other employess are being shipped out next month to assist with the grand opening of another store in another city. (It wasn't a huge surprise as the store manager had already spoken to each of us individually about this prior to the announcment.) So, along with my three co-workers, we will be training the new store's upcoming cashiers. O.O Yikes! Scary! From what I've been told, our grand opening day two years ago saw over 11, 000 people come through the checkouts! For a city that has (barely) 40, 000 people living in it, that was an unprecedented number in my opinion. @.@ Saskatoon is around 5 times bigger than P.A., I think. Double yikes? So...yeah. Those are going to be kick-ass long hours. -_-; But, I'm kind of excited, despite my trepidation.
Amarillo, Texas
Well here I am, sitting in a Petro Truck Stop in Amarillo, Texas, bored to tears with nothing nor nobody to do. Wondering what to do with myself cause i don't have to be in Dallas, Texas until Friday morning to unload. 3 days to do a 2 1/2 day trip from the yard. One of the worst things I hate is sitting, I get paid by the mile not the hour. Soooooo...I came on to see if anyone was here, but alas I am here alone. Oh Well....Story of my life. Guess I'll turn on the C.B and listen to the "Lot Lizards" ply their wares.....
The Ugliest Drug Marketing Scheme Ever
IT IS SCARY FOR ALL OF US WHO HAVE CHILDREN & GRANDCHILDREN. The Ugliest Drug Marketing Scheme Ever SEND THIS TO AS MANY PARENTS, GRANDPARENTS AND PEOPLE WHO KNOW PARENTS AS YOU CAN. Children's Meth Checked this on Snopes. It is true. A very scary thing is going on in the schools right. There is a type of crystal meth going around that looks like strawberry pop rocks... It smells like strawberry also and it is being handed out to kids in school yards in AR. I'm sure it will make its way around the country. Kids are ingesting this thinking it is candy and being rushed off to the ER in dire condition. It also comes in chocolate, peanut butter, cola, cherry, grape and orange. < /SPAN>It looks just like pop rocks. Please instruct children to not accept candy that looks like this even from a friend and to take any that they may have to a teacher, principal, etc. Pass this around it could save some family
Into The Darkness I Scream
Alone I sit Into the darkness I scream Skin crawling clawing at the pain Shadows around me taking over my soul Into the darkness I scream Cowering from the memories Running from the haunting visions Blow after blow I took Not even a whimper Passed my lips Into the Darkness I scream Pushing past the enveloping pain Pulling myself up and away I take my pain Transforming it into motivation Taking my life And Inverting it into something new Into the Darkness I scream Erasing my past I push toward the Future One without the haunting memories That plague my dreams at night
Someone come change my life Take me away from the torment and pain Turn my sorrows into smiles Take my hand lead the way I have been lost for so long I no longer can see the path Blinded by the pain Hurt by the ones I loved Lost to everything Bring me back to life On the brink of life On the brink of losing it all I call out for help To anyone that listens Breaking my years of silent suffering Hurting so much Its hard to breathe Painful memories Tormenting realizations How did I live through it all Turning my back on what once was And finally Looking to the future The Future without pain
W0o A Crush!
Okay, lol just thought I'd get that out there lol. my friend from the nazy is coming back in from florida next month for 20 days and said he's gonna come see me :D w0o!!!!! i haven't seen the guy since 7th frikkin grade, i can't wait to see him. childhood best friend right there.. wow i have a whole lot of nothing to say.... will post later
Some Ppl Say
Some people say hate is a strong word. so how about i FUCKING HATE you? does that work better?
Take My Breath Away
Watching every motion in my foolish lover's game On this endless ocean finally lovers know no shame Turning and returning to some secret place inside Watching in slow motion as you turn around and say Take my breath away Take my breath away Watching I keep waiting still anticipating love Never hesitating to become the fated ones Turning and returning to some secret place to hide Watching in slow motion as you turn to me and say Take my breath away Through the hourglass I saw you, in time you slipped away When the mirror crashed I called you, and turned to hear you say If only for today I am unafraid Take my breath away Take my breath away Watching every motion in this foolish lover's game Haunted by the notion somewhere there's a love in flames Turning and returning to some secret place inside Watching in slow motion as you turn to me and say Take my breath away My love, take my breath away
Another good song.... _______________________________________________
Right Here Waiting
Oceans apart day after day And I slowly go insane I hear your voice on the line But it doesn't stop the pain If I see you next to never How can we say forever Wherever you go Whatever you do I will be right here waiting for you Whatever it takes Or how my heart breaks I will be right here waiting for you I took for granted, all the times That I though would last somehow I hear the laughter, I taste the tears But I can't get near you now Oh, can't you see it baby You've got me goin' CrAzY Wherever you go Whatever you do I will be right here waiting for you Whatever it takes Or how my heart breaks I will be right here waiting for you I wonder how we can survive This romance But in the end if I'm with you I'll take the chance Oh, can't you see it baby You've got me goin' cRaZy Wherever you go Whatever you do I will be right here waiting for you Whatever it takes Or how my heart breaks I will be right here waiting for you
Evolution Of
Okay if you need a good laught, just to see how odd music can be and what kind of movie it gave us then you really need to see this video....LOL!!! _______________________________________________
All The Same
Just found this song surfing the web some how...thought it was good... ___________________________________
Only In America......
1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in we use the word 'politic
Fan And Rate Over Done
i fanned and rated 50 people and not one did the same back, much luv....fuk fu
"TENJOOBERRYMUDS In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS". With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in. Now, here goes... The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and call room-service somewhere in the good old U S A today...... Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees." Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service." Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???" Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs." Room Service: "Ow July den?" Guest: ".....What??" Room Service: "Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?" Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. scrambled, please." Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?" Guest: "Crisp will be fine." Room Service: "Ho
This is (supposedly) an actual letter sent to American company Proctor and Gamble regarding their feminine products. She really gets rolling after the first paragraph... Dear Mr. Thatcher, I have been a loyal user of your "Always" maxi pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the Leak Guard Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants. Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from "the curse"? I'm guessing you haven't. Well, my "time of the month" is starting right now. As I type, I can alrea
Longing .........
You long for the country night where you could take a walk in the night.( naked if you wanted)and there would be no living soul with in reach.feel the gentle breezes flow arownd your body.your hair swirls intertwining with the a dozen hands softly stroking your body.finger tips gently brushing your cast a ghost like appearance in the moon light.your body glows white under the you glide slowly over dew covered grass,and move from tree to tree.a leaf reachs down to softly touch you as you go by.a stream seems to whisper your name as it journeys on its way to biger gaze in to its depth,and wish you could sink in to its cooling waters and be come one with wander to fare places and flow arownd and about this planit till you reached the see the mighty tides and high rocky bluffs.see mighty ships with high masts.and look at strange animals.wild storms beating unknowen lands.watching lighting strike a mountan top.and there is always the beg
Hey all my friends and fans. I am sorry that I haven't been on but I have been very busy with work. I am not going to be on for a while because I was kicked out of the house that I live in on Sunday. I don't really have anywhre to live so my husband and I are going to stay in a tent in his dad's yard. (his dad won't let us move into the house!) Anyway, just pray for me that I won't get really bad sick or anything.
My Fears
Now that I finally opened up my heart to someone, Will he even want it? I have put my heart on the table Will he take it? I have said my words Will he even listen to them? I had sent my kisses Will he kiss me back? I had given my hugs Will he hug me back? I shared my feelings Will he understand my feelings? I had given my body to him Will he cherish it? I had given my soul to him Will he preserve it? My fears would be--- He would close his heart to me He would put it in the trash It would go to one ear to another ear and laugh at me He would wipe off my kisses He would just handshake me instead give me hugs He would walk over my feelings like a doormat He would treat it as if he rapes me He would allow it to became rotten Then whom am I to him? What do I became to?
Wanting You
I need to feel you around me I want to feel safe in your arms I need to feel your chest, your heartbeats I want to smell you Knowing that you are real to me My desires for you had increase everyday, just by thinking of you Wondering if you will ever come to me I want your lips on my lips, feeling the spark I want to look into your eyes deeply and tell you that I'm here for you So many thoughts and feelings start to stir inside of me Wanting to burst Is it selfish of me, wanting all of those from you? I wonder It's not only the sex but I needs YOU-- Just please come to me....
You Are My Dream That Came True
After years of dreaming, Wishing for someone that would come by and just sweep me off the floor With sweetness like honey, With the magic touch to melt my heart, Just like MM's that melts in your mouth not in the hands-- I just realized that it was YOU, Where you have always been, In the front of my face ... I had seen you before but never thought it would be YOU I am glad that I had the courage to talk to you, The risk I took, Came out what I wanted and hoped for, Again, I thought I was dreaming-- I had to tell myself, YOU are not dreaming, It's the dream that came alive and true. The more I talk to you, You brought back the warm feeling I thought I'd never felt again, I thought I'd always be cold forever, You melt me like ice, Knowing that you are real to me. The more I see in your eyes, Bring the joy back alive, The spark had been sparked with a strong feelings that wouldn't fade, You are the dream that came to me and real. Now, I know for the
I Will...
I love you so much that I would take a bullet for you Will die for you Will jump into the incoming traffic for your life Will even give you my heart if you need it (medically) Will give you my coat in a blizzard off of my back for you Will even be hostage for you so you can go free Will even drive thousand miles for you Will even swim across Atlantic and Pacific Oceans for you Will even walk across the world for you Will jump off the bridge for you Will even choose you over million of money Will give up anything and everything for you, including my life
To View" Nothing "as Something
Last night I desided to go out but saw Nothing Nothing can take a lot of your time! I stood there and looked at Nothing and Nothing looked back at me! I thought "copy cat!" for as long as I gaze at Nothing,then Nothing will look back at me! I can gaze at Nothing till the end of time and still Nothing will forever gaze back. I walk about drapped in long as I put Nothing on I can count on Nothing bieng there ! I want to be sombody who wants Nothing on always! for if i have somthing on,I cant take Nothing off,but if I have Nothing on I then can take Nothing off! you are truely blessed if you can be happy with Nothing in your life! for it is something to be happy with Nothing. So therefor I will be SOMETHING!so as not to be Nothing! OK, Wierd,but fun.try and figure that one out! golly i need more hobbys!!hehe!
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Blueberry Pierogi
Put a large pot of lightly salted water on stove to boil. Sift 2-1/2 c. flour onto bread-board and sprinkle with 1/2 t. salt. Break 1 egg into flour mound, add 1 T. salad oil and work into a dough, gradually adding about 1/2 c. water. Knead dough on floured board until smooth and place under warm bowl for 10 min. Sprinkle 2 - 3 c. washed, drained blueberries with 1 heaping T. sugar, 1 level T. plain bread crumbs and 1 level T. cornstarch and toss gently. Roll dough out thin, cut into rounds with glass or biscuit-cutter, place a spoonful of fruit onto round, fold in half, seal by finger-pinching and crimping with fork and drop into boiling water. Cover. when they float up, cook about 2-3 min. Remove with draining spoon and serve dusted with powdered sugar and topped with sour cream (or low-fat yogurt). (It's something to die for), one of the reasons my mother goes blueberry picking in the forest in the summer)
Apples & Grapes !!
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the >tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are >afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the >apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the >top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're >amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one >who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. > > >Now Men. Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to >women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something >acceptable to have dinner with. > > >Share this with all the good apples you know
One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quiet a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on. As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.' 'He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!'
Remind Me In The Future
TO NEVER LIFT HEAVY THINGS!!! OMG my back is in so much pain right now...who wants to come over and just rub it for me ;) Seriously though it hurts like yeah a 9:19 AM I am headed BACK to bed to see if it will go away..
18,281 Comments To Get My Vip!
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Contests My Friends Are In!!
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Here Come The 90s Playlist 10/19/07
WAS (NOT WAS) - Papa Was A Rolling Stone MADONNA - Rescue Me JANET JACKSON - Runaway INXS - Disappear ELTON JOHN - Club At The End Of The Street DEEP BLUE SOMETHING - Breakfast At Tiffany's MOBY - Go KYLIE MINOGUE - Step Back in Time LONDONBEAT - A Better Love TAL BACHMAN - She's So High SINEAD O'CONNOR - The Emperor's New Clothes U2 - The Fly PAUL SIMON - The Obvious Child SIMPLY RED - Stars SEAL - Future Love Paradise DREAM WARRIORS - Wash Your Face In My Sink DNA feat. SUZANNE VEGA - Tom's Diner EVERYTHING BUT THE GIRL - Missing GENESIS - I Can't Dance SMASHMOUTH - All-Star DAVID BOWIE - Fame '90 ALICE COOPER - Hey Stoopid AEROSMITH - Livin' On The Edge OZZY OSBOURNE - No More Tears (Edit) TEARS FOR FEARS w/OLETA ADAMS - Woman in Chains PM DAWN - I'd Die Without You A-HA - Crying in the Rain PET SHOP BOYS - So Hard DEPECHE MODE - Enjoy The Silence (UK Promo-only video mix) NOMAD - (I Wanna Give You) Devotion MICHAEL JACKSON - In The Closet GUY - Her B
The Bet
The Bet... Two families move from Pakistan to America . When they arrive the two fathers make a bet to see -- in a year's time -- which family has become more Americanized. A year later they meet again. The first man says, "My son is playing baseball. I had breakfast at McDonalds, and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud. How about you?" The second man replies, "Fuck you, towelhead".
Cause I Say So ! ! !
you brighten my day and bring me warmth like the sun your like a rainbow but much prettier than one your eyes are like stars as they sparkle and shine your bodys like heaven cause it feels like cloud nine
(murphy Was An Optimist)
* Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong * Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening * It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money * The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming train * Celibacy is not hereditary * Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself * Beauty is only skin deep, ugly goes to the bone * Never play leapfrog with a unicorn * A Smith & Wesson beats four aces * If everything seems to be going well, you obviously do not know what the hell is going on * Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference * A short cut is the longest distance between two points * Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate * Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work * The other line always moves faster * Murphy's Golden Rule: Whoever has the gold makes the rules * The race is not always to t
New Mumms Look
Yesterday I saw how Mumms are laid out now. While having them go back over the last 24 years is nice, I wish there was a way for it to note which one I have commented and/or voted on. Maybe in time it will.
Movie Review-"ghosts Of The Abyss" (2003)
More a documentary and/or filmed diary entry, "Ghosts of The Abyss" details the undersea adventure of James Cameron's sub trip to the RMS Titanic around Sept. 11, 2001. Shown in both a 60 minute and 90 minute format, it shows as the subs find and explore the ship over about 3 days. The ship's history, death, crew and design are discussed in some detail. The explorers even debate what actions were taken by the senior officers the night and morning of April 14th and 15th of 1912. Without giving anything away, I would say the explorers almost have near disaster themselves. And they make a few new discoveries too. It is well filmed, but Cameron's commentary was a little too dramatic for me. Maybe he was trying to expand on the human drama of the disaster, but I thought it make the film look campy and fake. Out of 4 Stars....3 Stars; I would suggest you watch this before watching "Titanic" (1997) to get a more historical view of events.
Movie Review-"the Spongebob Squarepants Movie" (2004)
Ever since I started buying pay-per-view movies through my cable company, I never have bought such a stupid movie in my life like "The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie". While it had a good premise of having SBSP and Patrick Star off on an underwater adventure to save SBSP's boss, it fell flat with bad jokes and no new animation technology being used. I like the "SBSP" tv show, but it just doesn't translate well to a 90 minute movie. My kids thought it was good, but they laughed very rarely while watching it. I think what really ruined it was that a lot of the minor characters that make the tv show funny and more dynamic (like Squidward, Sandy the Squarrel and Mrs. Puff) weren't used or shown much in the storyline. It did have some good musical numbers that made fun of pirate songs and 80's metal bands. Out of 4 Stars...1 1/2 Stars; It was just pitiful.
Are You Being Abused? Find Out...
How is your relationship? Does your partner: 1. Embarrass you with put-downs? 2. Look at you or act in ways that scare you? 3. Control what you do, who you see or talk to or where you go? 4. Stop you from seeing your friends or family members? 5. Take your money or Social Security check, make you ask for money or refuse to give you money? 6. Make all of the decisions? 7. Tell you that you’re a bad parent or threaten to take away or hurt your children? 8. Prevent you from working or attending school? 9. Act like the abuse is no big deal, it’s your fault, or even deny doing it? 10. Destroy your property or threaten to kill your pets? 11. Intimidate you with guns, knives or other weapons? 12. Shove you, slap you, choke you, or hit you? 13. Force you to try and drop charges? 14. Threaten to commit suicide? 15. Threaten to kill you? If you answered 'yes' to even one of these questions, you may be in an abusive relationship. For suppo
Movie Review-"where The Red Fern Grows" (2003)
I got this movie on dvd at Wal-Mart because my wife loved the book and wanted to own it. Basically it is the story of how Billy raises some redbone hound puppies into champion winning raccoon hunting dogs. In time he loses both dogs, but learns that love is eternal. This usually not the type of movie I watch, but I loved it. The acting is great especially by Joseph Ashton. Dabney Coleman, Ned Beatty and Kris Kristofferson just add their skills as supporting actors. And of course the dogs are cool watching on the hunt. Only drawback is that it is a little slow at times. I would not recommend it for young children since there is some violence between animals and a boy character dies a pretty grizzly death. It is a real tear jerker. My 10 year old daughter cried for hours after watching it. Out of four stars, I give it 3 1/2.
My 100th Blog!!
Well I have it my 100th blog here on Fubar. As you can tell I am filling my blog area with various movie reviews today. And if you really pay attention, you might be picking up on how my review style has changed over time. I am also trying to keep movie series grouped together. Hope you are enjoying them.
Brain Lateralization
Brain Lateralization Test ResultsRight Brain (45.2%) The right hemisphere is the visual, figurative, artistic, and intuitive side of the brain. Left Brain (54.8%) The left hemisphere is the logical, articulate, assertive, and practical side of the brain Are You Right or Left Brained?(word pair test) personality tests by Left brain dominant individuals are more orderly, literal, articulate, and to the point. They are good at understanding directions and anything that is explicit and logical. They can have trouble comprehending emotions and abstract concepts, they can feel lost when things are not clear, doubting anything that is not stated and proven. Right brain dominant individuals are more visual and intuitive. They are better at summarizing multiple points, picking up on what's not said, visualizing things, and making things up. They can lack attention to detail, directness, organization, and the ability to explain their ideas verbally, leaving them unab
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For The Love Of Jason
For the Love of Jason Chapter One "What are you going to do now, child?" Christina Belcuri’s tear-filled eyes went wide at Mabel’s question. Mabel Jenkins was the matronly postmaster for the small town of McAllister, and as usual, she had known precisely what to do to bring Christina back to her senses. On this day, when Christina thought that she might drown in her own grief and helplessness, Mabel’s abrupt words were just what she needed. Pulling herself together, she glanced down at the small bundle that slept in her arms, oblivious to all but a pair of loving arms, a dry diaper and a bottle of milk when the time was right. Three-month-old Jason Raven, it seemed, was to be her responsibility now. Never mind that somewhere out there he had a father and grandmother -- neither of whom seemed overly concerned with the matter. Despite the fact that Christina had sent a certified letter to the address that Jeannie Raven’s address book had listed as her mother’s, neither Geor
Sailboats & Lovers, Part 1-2
Sailboats & Lovers, Part 1 A short story of a sailor and his lover... The sun streams in and warms my face. As I wake it is shining in my eyes and I reach up and cover them, the light is bright and wakes me too early once again. Damn I say to myself, I need to get curtains for these windows or I will never sleep past 7 am. I rub the sleep out of my eyes and start to sit up in my berth, but wait, what is that feeling, that presence, the smell of perfume? I glance over my shoulder and see her, she is here with me again, my raven-haired beauty. Silently and softly I roll over as to not wake her. I lay there propped up on one elbow just watching her as she sleeps. Her hair is dark and tussled, partly from the sleep and partly from the night before. When we have our time together it is always special, it always exciting and it always last for hours. The feeling I get when we share and give ourselves to one another is not like a feeling I ever had with any other. I wat
I Wanna Put Up More Pix
so come on me level u anyway you can
One day an Irishman, who had been stranded on a deserted island for more than 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon. He thought to himself, "It's certainly not a ship." As the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out the possibilities of a small boat and even a raft. Suddenly there emerged from the surf a wet-suited black clad figure. Putting aside the scuba gear and the top of the wet suit, there stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde! The glamorous blonde strode up to the stunned Irishman and said to him, "How long has it been since you had a good cigar." "Ten years," replied the amazed Irishman. With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left sleeve of her wetsuit and pulled out a fresh package of cigars. He takes one, lights it, and takes a long drag. "Faith and b'gorrah," said the man, "that is so good. I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!" And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Powers Ir
This Time It's The Computer Making Me All Grrrr
I get logged into fubar and get kicked out without warning, it's so weird. The window closes, all my desktop icons disappear and I usually have to power down the computer. I'm having a tough time even staying logged into my yahoo messenger. I used to be able to be logged into fubar, yahoo messenger and msn messenger and even have a window open to search for comments to leave on ya'll's pages. I even try that now, shit, I think the computer would explode. So I'm going to try and figure out what the problem is, see if I can get the problem fixed. I'll be on as much as I can, when this d@mn computer cooperates that is.
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Communication Breakdown
Having trouble getting through to your spouse? Here are 4 tips to help you reconnect. BY DR. SCOTT HALTZMAN Why do I feel so rejected when I can’t get through to my spouse? You remember that old AT&T commercial urging you to "reach out and touch someone"? Calling a loved one on the telephone, or, for that matter, being in a deep one-on-one conversation, serves to fulfill a basic human need—connection. Studies of early childhood show the importance of infants bonding with other people; children raised without human touch often don’t survive infancy. And the need for close contact with others doesn’t disappear as a person grows out of diapers; its there from the first day of life to our last day on earth. One of the reasons people seek out relationships—and marriage—is to quench that very basic need for human connection. For instance, most individuals who end a marriage, and swear they’ll never, ever, marry again, end up tying the knot a second (or third) time. Why? To quench t
Should Children Witness Child Birth?
Should Children Witness Child Birth? Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Scroll down Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place ......smack his ass again!" If you don't laugh at this one, there's no hope for you.
Locked Up!!!!!
You've been arrested for driving under the influence and put into jail until the next morning when you can go before a judge. The good thing is that you are only in a holding cell and are in your own clothes. Then, of course, there's that gorgeous guard who keeps walking past to check on you. You smile as she makes what seems to be her thousandth time past. You stretch out on the concrete slab with the foam mattress on top of it and the thin plastic covered pillow. You close your eyes and try to fall asleep but the lights are too bright and the mattress is too thin. You can hear her keychain jangle as she comes closer to your cell. You hear the rattle of keys hitting the cell bars and think you finally fell asleep and your fantasy is coming true. You open your eyes as she enters the cell. She sits down on the slab beside you and you give her a questioning look. She grabs the front of your shirt and pulls you toward her and locks her lips onto yours. She slides her tongue into y
Grandma Got Run Over By A Broomstick (silly)
Grandma Got Ran Over by a Broomstick Grandma got ran over by a broomstick Walking home from our house Halloween. Now you can say there's no such thing as witches. But as for me and grandpa, we believe. She'd consumed too many spirits. And we begged her not to go. But she'd forgot her Belladonna, So she sacheted out the door, we didn't know. When they found her the next morning At the scene of the attack. She had bristles on her forehead, And incriminating brush marks on her back. Grandma got ran over by a broomstick. Walking home from our house Halloween. You can say there's no such thing as witches, But as for me and grandpa, we believe. Now we're all so proud of grandpa. He's been taking it so well. See him in there watching wrestling, Drinking wine and dancing skyclad with cousin Nell. It's not Samhain without grandma. She's the one with the big hat. And we just can't help but wonder, Should we divvy up her candy, or send it back. Grandma got r
Advice From Men To Women
Advice From Men To Women 1) The floor is considered an acceptable clothing storage location. 2) Never ask me to purchase feminine products. Assume that I will come home with the wrong thing. 3) When watching TV hugging is always fine because I can still see the screen. Kissing should only be done during timeouts and commercials. Questions should also be limited to this period as you stand a much better chance of getting an immediate response. 4) When we are watching your show and I change the channels during a commercial do not hassle me that they are over to change the channel back. I always know when the timing is right. Also, when we are channel surfing do not ask me to go back, there was a good reason why I skipped it. 5) If you need help with the laundry, I am more than willing to carry it from the bedroom to the washer. In my mind this is half the chore and I am now free to return to the couch. 6) If I mention that a male friend of mine is allowed to do s
Top Ten Things Not To Say At A Funeral
Top Ten Things Not To Say At A Funeral 1. What's that smell? 2. So who's that sleeping in the box? 3. I wouldn't be caught dead in that outfit. 4. I would have loaned him my good rope if I'd known what he was using it for! 5. (to the widow) Now that you're single, how about a date? 6. It must suck to be dead. 7. (crying) I guess this means I'm out of the buck he owes me! 8. When do we eat? 9. Can I have his car? 10. People sure look stupid dead.
The Modern Toolbox
The Modern Toolbox Hammer - In ancient times a hammer was used to inflict pain on ones enemies. Modern hammers are used to inflict pain on oneself. Screwdriver - The drink ordered at the local bar after you call in a professional repairman to undo the $500 in damage you did while trying to change out a light socket with your handy screwdriver. Phillips Screwdriver - The bar drink that you order when the damage estimate is over $1,000. Contains twice the vodka. Pliers - A device used to extend your reach the necessary few inches when you drop a one-of-a-kind screw down behind the new wall it took you two weeks to install. Multi-Pliers - Contain a handy assortment of sharp and dangerous tools. Best left in its leather sheath and worn on a homeowners belt to increase testosterone levels. Electronic Stud Finder - An annoying device that never goes off when you point it at yourself. Halogen Light - A worklight that lights up your backyard with the incandescence o
Did You Ever Wonder?
Did you ever wonder? If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack? If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? Or do you get change? Why is the man (or woman) who invests all your money called a broker? Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person drives a race car not called a racist? Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites? Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things? Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one? If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn'tit follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarke
Top Ten Kids' Instructions On Life
Top Ten Kids' Instructions On Life 1. "Wear a hat when feeding seagulls." - Rocky, age 9 2. "Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning." - Stephanie, age 8 3. "Never bug a pregnant mom." - Nicholas, age 11 4. "When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' don't answer him." - Heather, age 16 5. "Never tell your mom her diet's not working." - Michael, age 14 6. "When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone." - Alyesha, age 13 7. "Never tell your little brother that you're not going to do what your mom told you to do." - Hank, age 12 8. "Never dare your little brother to paint the family car." - Phillip, age 13 9. "Remember the two places you are always welcome-church and Grandma's house." - Joanne, age 11 10. "When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents." - Matthew, age 12
Absurd Warning Labels
Absurd Warning Labels 1. On a cardboard windshield sun shade: "Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place." 2. On an infant's bathtub: "Do not throw baby out with bath water." 3. On a roll of Life Savers: "Not for use as a flotation device." 4. On a Pentium chip: "If this product exhibits errors, the manufacturer will replace it for a $2 shipping and a $3 handling charge, for a total of $4.97." 5. On a disposable razor: "Do not use this product during an earthquake." 6. On pantyhose: "Not to be used in the commission of a felony." 7. On work gloves: "For best results, do not leave at crime scene." 8. On Odor Eaters: "Do not eat." 9. On a blender: "Not for use as an aquarium." 10. On a wet suit: "Capacity, One Person."
And These Nitwits Are Teaching Our Children?!!
And These Nitwits Are Teaching Our Children?!! A 9-year-old boy in Manassas, Virginia received a one-day suspension under his elementary school's drug policy last week - for Certs! Joey Hoeffer allegedly told a classmate that the mints would make him "jump higher." And a student in Belle, West Virginia was suspended for three days for giving a classmate a cough drop. School principal Forest Mann reiterated the school's "zero-tolerance" policy...not to be confused with the "zero-intelligence" policy...
Quote Of The Day
"Advice is like snow; the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind." - Samuel Taylor Coleridge -
To All Women I Have A Message For U
I'm always looking for meaningful one night playing i haven't did that stuff yet.or have i hmmmm. mwahhhhahah
"current Events"
Some months ago I did a series of current event blogs that I called "ABC Issues". So to not leave anyone out here on Fubar, I will be running them here.
D Is For The Draft Issue
During the last presidential election, some Democrats argued that the re-election of Pres. Bush would lead to a new draft of young people so to fight in Iraq and Afghanistan. They believed that this may influence youth voters (18-30 year olds) and their parents to vote for Sen. Kerry. Well it didn't much. Only 17% of the youth vote turned out in vote on election day. This is the same percentage as in the 2000 presidential race. The military draft was a non-issue because there was no real chance of it being used. Pres. Bush couldn't enact the draft because he doesn't have the constitutional power to do so. Article I-Section 8-Powers 11, 12 and 14 of the US Constitution grants the powers to raise an army, navy and militia to the Congress. The President is only the head civilian leader of the military as the Commander-in Chief as stated in Article II-Section 2. If Bush tried to act like he had that power, then the US Supreme Court and US Congress are constitutionally bond to stop him w
F Is For Family Values.
"Family values" was the main issue voters used to decide their choice for president. At least this what the political experts say. I hope not since FV is as clear as mud in defining and putting into action. Family values are defined as issues that support the growth and development of healthy families. Some think this means that FV are anti-gay laws, pro-life laws, pro-religion feelings and anti-big government. While others think FV are anything the government does to help families out with any means necessary. The problem with defining FV is that everyone defines it differently. Also the family structure have changed. The 4-5 person nuclear family has been replaced with families with many children, no children, grandparents raising their grandkids, single moms and dads and extended families living closer together. I think FV shouldn't be anti-gay nor anti-marriage. They should promote the limited usage of abortion and the expansion of adoption. They should support tax relief
I Is For Income Taxes.
On Feb. 3, 1913, the 16th Amendment was added to the US Constitution. This amendment allows the Congress to tax the incomes of US citizens. Since then there has been a continuing debate on who should pay federal income taxes (FIT) and how much they should pay. According to George W. Smith, CPA (an owner of his own accounting firm), income tax rates are now 35% for the highest incomes, 33% for the next lowest, 28% for the next lowest, 25% for the next lowest, 15% for the next lowest and 10% for the very lowest. Now who falls into these FIT groups? 35%-Those who earn $319,100 or more. 33%-$178,651 to $319,100. 28%%-$117,251 to $178,651. 25%-$58,101 to $117,251. 15%-$14,301 to $58,101. 10%-$1 to $14,301. (These are all married filed jointly figures.) By this data, my wife and I would be in the FIT tax rate of 10%. I am the only one bringing in a taxable paycheck. I only work about 35 hours a week even though my job is considered to be a full-time position by my employer. Given
J Is For The (michael) Jackson Trial
It has been a while since I added another letter topic to my main LJ page. I was going to do Pres. Thomas Jefferson, but I thought this was more of a current topic to discuss. Anyway, I don't know what to think about MJ's child molestation trial. He certainly served alcohol to minors visiting his ranch, and he'll get something for that. But unless 3-4 kids come forward to backup this current accuser and the one from the early 90s, he is going to walk. What I think is more interesting is how is defense is doing things. First, they get Black Muslims to help "protect" MJ and "talk" with witnesses. Then his lawyer starts lining up tons of stars to testify on MJ's behalf. I think his lawyer hopes to star-struck the jury to the point they can't think straight let alone find anyone guilty of anything. The prosecution must have a good case because they are very quiet on their tactics and opinions. I don't think the prosecuting attorney has anything against MJ because of the case in th
O Is For...opec The Oil Emperors.
On September 14, 1960 a group of oil producing nations formed the Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries (OPEC) to coordinate oil prices and supplies between nations. As of 2004, OPEC is made up of Algeria, Indonesia, Iran, Iraq, Kuwait, Libya, Nigeria, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, United Arab Emirates and Venezuela. (Source: 2005 World Almanac) Since then the USA has been beholden to its decisions on what prices oil was to be sold at and how much oil would be produced for a given period of time. This became a big issue in the 2000 and 2004 presidential campaigns as Pres. GW Bush proposed drill in the nature preserves of Alaska. He campaigned (and still is campaigning as president) for the US to drill on its own land so to lessen the nation's dependence on OPEC oil. The future of OPEC will change. Considering we have more influence/control over Iraq and Libya, the US has gained two "ghost votes" within the group. Beyond that, most things will stay the same. One thing that has a
T Is For Taxation Plans.
Since the passage of the 16th Amendment in 1913, the US government has taxed the incomes of its citizens so to provide revenue for various governmental programs. Most Americans complain about paying taxes. And a few debate who should pay them and how much. Here I hope to discuss the three most current taxation methods and proposals that get play in the press and American mind. Plan I-The Current System Right now US citizens pay a rate of taxes based on their income, martial status, number of dependents and other smaller variables. In theory, everyone who earns in kind of a income off of work, investments or profits from the sale of a good/service pays a percentage in income tax (IT). This percentage is based on actually how much money one earns. Positives: Everyone pays, and everyone has a chance to get some sort of tax reduction. Problems: The more income one makes, the more tax breaks one can take advantage of. So the lower income earns aren't able to take advantage of
Okay Really A Poem This Time
Winter Trees, Silent Leaves, Glowing Lamps, Firelight, Warm Embrace, Tender Kiss, Just Like This, Enchanted Bliss, Fall Harvest Moon, Hot Soup, Feathers Fall, Blankets Tangled, Feet Cold and Blue, Its Nice to be Here, Snuggled up With You!
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Going Nukin Futs!!
i need some attention really bad...not sexual i guess just some good attention from man aint home to give me the flirting that i so desire yearning for some fucking attention...please give me begging now....hmmmmmm.....muahz!!
Totally 80s Playlist 10/23/07
PHIL COLLINS - Sussudio (12" Mix) EURYTHMICS - There Must Be An Angel GREG KIHN BAND - Jeopardy MEN AT WORK - Who Can It Be Now? DeBARGE - Rhythm Of The Night STEVE WINWOOD - The Finer Things CYNDI LAUPER - Girls Just Wanna Have Fun THE POINTER SISTERS - Jump (For My Love) HEADPINS - Don't It Make Ya Feel LIMAHL - Only For Love KAJAGOOGOO - Too Shy (12" Mix) BOW WOW WOW - I Want Candy PET SHOP BOYS - Love Comes Quickly BILLY IDOL - Sweet Sixteen HEART - These Dreams DURAN DURAN - The Reflex (7" Mix) PRINCE - Batdance DAVID BOWIE / MICK JAGGER - Dancing in the Streets GOWAN - Guerilla Soldier KIM MITCHELL - Patio Lanterns FROZEN GHOST - Round and Round COREY HART - Sunglasses At Night (Long Version) BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN - Dancing In The Dark DON HENLEY - Dirty Laundry BRUCE HORNSBY & THE RANGE - The Way It Is MANOWAR - Fighting the World IRON MAIDEN - Run to the Hills JUDAS PRIEST - Love Bites LEE AARON - Metal Queen BLACK SABBATH - Neon Knights HAROLD FALTERM
Starting My Own Lounge
what i need to start my own lounge
do people create background for free at your lounge
How Do I Create A Family
how do i create a family
Should I Create A Family Lounge
should i create a family lounge
how do i recruit someone to be a greeter someone to make stuff like license etc? how do i make a family name? how do i recruit someone to be a flounder ?
4 Letter Poem
This is my four-letter word poem. You know the one That gets you hits. And it goes something like this: FUCK IT! Want to be it? Don’t know how to do it? Just tell it Like it is. Only you can do it. If it's from the heart, It’s a start. If they don’t like it, Hey, no sweat, Never mind. FUCK IT! Life’s too short to waste time on idiots. Bigots Who criticize all the time. Anal retentive! Everything’s relative.
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Love Is ...
Love is the greatest feeling, Love is like a play, Love is what I feel for you, Each and every day, Love is like a smile, Love is like a song, Love is a great emotion, That keeps us going strong, I love you with my heart, My body and my soul, I love the way I keep loving, Like a love I can't control, So remember when your eyes meet mine, I love you with all my heart, And I have poured my entire soul into you, Right from the very start.
What's Your True Color?
your true color is Red! Your color is red, the color of racy sports cars, blushing cheeks, and luscious roses. Red symbolizes passion, romance, and love. So, since you're ruled by red, you probably trust your feelings more than your brain and tend to act spontaneously. If you see something you want, you go for it without thinking twice — impulsive is your middle name. You don't wait around for people to make decisions, either; you dive right in. Quite the romantic, you pay close attention to your emotions. In fact, if your heart isn't in what you're doing, you won't be satisfied. Of course, even when you do pour all your energy into the projects you tackle, your impetuous nature means your passions can shift as frequently as the wind. That's why some reds have trouble with commitment. Our advice? Next time you're feeling fickle, think before you act, if possible. You might be surprised at the results. Overall, though, it's great to be red. No one lives life more completely than you
The Love Test
Romantic Middle Okay, so you're not a die-hard romantic who carelessly tosses around loving words, hopeful promises, and doting acts, but you do a pretty great job of expressing your loving feelings. Couple hood suits you to a T, and you like coming up with new, creative, non-mushy ways of showing your sweetie how you feel. You know very well that there are other ways to show love, respect, and admiration besides all that flowery mambo-jumbo. Basically, you're passionately romantic without being excessively sentimental — practical, but also sweet and sensitive. Because no matter what, it's very important to you that your partner understands how much you care about him — you love how close you feel to him when you tell and show him what's in your heart.
The Rules Of Drunk Dialing
1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 3. If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. "Mom, I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you." 4. Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something?? 5. Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6. Drunk texting is alright… if you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 7. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night. 8. You can also call this same ex and let him/her kn
A Military Wife In The Army Of One
A Military Wife in the Army of One You aren't issued with the uniform, boots and weapon, But you are one lady no one should step on. It usually goes "With this ring, I thee wed," But add in "Even if it means me in an empty bed." "and the weeks in the field with many late nights," "which will at some point lead to fights." Yes, a military wife is courageous and strong, Even when the days seem so long. When you feel like you're at your wits end, You "Suck it up" and start to mend. You learn the Army language, All those acronyms, "How can I manage." PX, AAFES, LES, MOS - the list goes on and on, All those letters would make an ordinary woman yawn. But those letters are part of your life, The life of a proud military wife. You move too much and decorate too little, Because you always seem to leave in the middle. Don't get too settled and make lots of friends Because home is wherever the Army you sends. And then one day the orders come down, Your husband soon will be l
Once Upon A Time
Once upon a time, there lived a young faire princess and her charming prince. The charming prince longed to win the affections of the princess, but she hid in her heart her growing affection for him. One day the faire princess and the charming prince were riding upon the prince's trusty white stead, a brand new 1995 Ford F150 with... a cracked windshield. The faire princess rode next to her prince. She sat only close enough so that the charming prince could reach with his right hand and rub her knee. He did this to demonstrate his affection for the princess and to remind himself that she was truly with him and it was not just a wonderful dream. As the charming prince's trusty stead crested a hill, the faire princess pointed out the nice sunset to her prince. The charming prince was directing his trusty stead with his left hand, rubbing the princess's knee with his right hand, attempting to watch the course of his trusty stead and glance up at his princess when he had a chanc
Anorexia nervosa is a complicated eating disorder, often rooted in both biological and psychological issues. The four main characteristics are: * Intense drive for thinness, resulting in severe emaciation * Intense fear of gaining weight or becoming fat * Distorted body image * [For women] Cessation of the menstrual cycle (amenorrhea) for at least three months * [For men] Decreased sexual drive Important Facts * Typically develops in adolescence or young adulthood * Affects about one in 2,400 adolescents * 90-95 percent of affected individuals are female * Usually preceded by dieting behavior * Psychological problems displaced onto food * Unusual food behaviors * Vicarious enjoyment of food (cooking it, serving it, being around it) * Preoccupation with body weight and image * Dieting becomes increasingly important * Denial of the condition can be extreme * Body image disturbance (misperception of body size and shape) * Pronounced emotional changes * Low self-es
Happy Thristy Thursday
MySpace Graphics & MySpace Layouts I do so love these types of comments, from Vampires, Werewolves and things that go bump in the night. May all your Thursdays be good ones. TTFN, Chasity
Master And Kitten Pt1
He floats in through your open window. You hadn't noticed it was open as you headed for the shower. He's tall and lanky...yet muscular. He sails across the room and catches your scent on the air. He was right... you are home tonight. His feet make no sound as he steps closer to your bathroom door. It's slightly ajar......*did you know I was coming tonight?*....are you waiting for him as he slides inside the steam filled room? *What's that feeling in my chest?....why am I nervous?....they always tremble at my presence.* His heart races as he steps closer to the tub...he's never felt this way before....not on a hunt. He wants your flesh....needs your life's juice...yet he is the one shaking........... He stumbles back in hesitation. Out of the room her slips, running square into the door on his way. Spinning around he slumps over the back of her sofa. All energy he had has drained from him. Lifting his head he sees her.....stretching one long sultry leg and t
Its Outrageous, A Buck A Ticket!!!
I wasted 2000 dollars last year in my attempt to win the california lottery. I can say without a doubt it was a big waste of money! This site is open to US and Canadain citizens, its a [url=]free lottery site[/url] which gives you 5 chances every day to play and win a Million dollars for Free! There are games you can play and win points for raffles as well!
Welcome Home Master......
Have you been good today? You know Master likes a submissive Kitten to play with. You should prepare yourself for his arrival.....he'll be here anytime now. Are you wearing his favorite lingerie under that robe? You know he so does like hose and a garder......and make sure your thong is crotchless. You'll feel his anger for sure if you aren't ready....shhhh, he's here. *Hello Kitten.....I've longed for you all day. Am I your preoccupation as well?* *Yes are.* *Mmmmm..that's good.* *Shall I take your clothes, Master?* *I'd love for you to draw me a bath, Kitten.* *Right away, Master.* The room is full of steam as I are beside the claw foot tub naked, waiting to wash my body. I slip from my robe and you let out a slight sigh when you see my cock...hanging there half erect. The water is warm on my sore muscles. You begin to pour water over my head...running down my face and chest. Methodically you begin to scrub my body....starting at my fe
The Beast Within
Let me wrench these thoughts,this monster from my brain. Let me fling them from me. I scream out in my fear and pain. On my nees I beg You! deliver me,set me free! These tears I have cried are with out number. I found relief in these bleeding wrists. My feelings torment me as they wake me from my slumber. The Beasts whos presence I can feel, I want to let it out,and just let go. Its scars that mark and bind me are all to real. Its wounds and my blood are all I feel. No matter how much I may feel its rage, I can not let it loose. For its freedom would be my cage. Its victory my noose! By Rachel m.m. 2007
Only Our Hopes To Hold On To.....
Wait, there's never been a mess like this. Oh no, more hands to hold. The pain turns tomorrow for her to give up. Curse us as God has. Believe me, Hell has no room for your crime. So beat me, till the blood and the bone finds our end here. Bye bye world, only our hopes to hold on. Boy, you're never gonna see, nothing's ever come of me. Raise your hands high! Young brothers and sisters, There's a world's worth of work and a need for you. Oh, changes come in through these doors, now closing. There's no world for tomorrow if we wait for today. So march to the drumming, show them you're coming. You've been their prey. Cut to the coming, leave them to running. Let them take no more. You've been living off their power, Boy, now go and make your move. Curse us if God's aren't faking. Have mercy on the cowards, Boys the brave to have it lose. Help us, this world's now breaking. So now they've noticed all you've given in sound. Let us in. Let us in. Give me lov
What I Miss Are One In The Same
So draw little piggy better watch out for number one. (I think fear a bad wind blowing today) You better put up your shudders cause Lord knows now I ain't stopping till the worst gets Alive little story don't you creep out that fucking door. (It's best that you don't go walking through there) Now who's the "don't bother knocking?" Cause god knows I am not stopping till you breathe blood. (Hey) What I miss are one and the same. Just give it the push while I kick start (There's just no time for this) Come on, its just the hurt I'm looking for Don't wanna live no more You've got the gun, I've got the bullets Don't wanna live no more Well baby, be my lover Go on and pull that trigger! You're the sin of the city, now repent for the wrong you've done (Not sorry for this, not sorry at all) You're a snake under cover The wolf of another, just this bad motherfucker Leave a long trail of nothing, little bad boy, your gun in hand. (Its best that you don't go walking
Choose Your Path
Here, sleep, at the bottom of hell Your time has come to pick the road You walk in this tale Turning, as a coward you've earned Through sickness, in health, is only won Now go and bite your tounge You're just of the worst of me With the hope they understand No, you know you're just a boy So grow up and be a man Little baby, oh kick and you scream, whine Victims pay the price eventually The curse that sees your lie You've got nothing to prove, stay afraid Young brother, you've got nothing to prove Your answer is in there, just stare down the barrell This sincerest apologies, wont write you out of this one Tonight, you'll find the right in the pull of the trigger, now bite Young fools, don't cry, anymore... Fear sleeps, inside your stomach, it swells A torn boy, alone, in need of fix In the preach that kills the itch For too long, this little baby's cried on Tomorrow, we'll sing the words in song In a time where glad's unknown You're just of the worst of me
Dig Deeper
These are the days. The end complete. The world was burning to the sound of the suffering. You are the jury, we are the saints. Our minds divide, the past repeats. A worst still brewing in the hearts of those weak ones bleed. I am the knowing, the living dead. Dig deeper. Remember all you've been and all you've left behind. Wave goodbye, my dear. Dig deeper. Remember all you've been and all you've left behind. Welcome home, my dear. No words to say. The worst displayed. What once was courage has now cursed in the wars we've made. We are the sinners, before our graves. Now leave in peace. The dead unsafe. I was still turning down the path of the end complete. Now smite me, jury, we've come for change. Dig deeper. Remember all you've been and all you've left behind. Wave goodbye, my dear. Dig deeper. Remember all you've been and all you've left behind. Welcome home, my dear. Mama, I'm living proof that neighbor is just around the
Having Mom Over For Dinner!
You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one... Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates.' About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?' Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure. So he sat down and wrote: Dear Mom: I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle fr
Wrong Number
Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg, 'Hello?' 'Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?' 'No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.' After a brief pause, Daddy says, 'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul..' 'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, Right now..' Brief Pause. 'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy That Daddy's car just pulled into he driveway.' 'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.' A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. 'I did it, Daddy.' 'And what happened, honey?' He asked. 'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed With no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!' 'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?' 'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared a
A Priest And A Pastor
A priest and a pastor from the local churches are standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground that reads: The End is Near! Turn Yourself Around Now Before It's Too Late! As a car sped past them, the driver yelled, "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!" From the curve they heard screeching tires and an enormous splash. The priest turns to the pastor and asks, "Do you think the sign should just say 'Bridge Out'?"
Definition Between Guts And Balls
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below; Guts is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" Balls is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next." I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death.
Old Lady In A Sex Shop
The next time you see a little old lady with shaky hands, you'll remember this story: A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk: 'Dddooo youuuu hhhave dddddiilllldosss?' The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: 'Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models.' The old woman then asks: 'Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy aaa pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchess ththiickk...aaand rrunns by bbaatteries? The clerk responds, 'Yes we do.' She asks: ' Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ssunoooffabbitch offffff?'
Beer Scam
Some of you may know guys (gals) that have this problem......... Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer." The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large kegs. Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women, to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad
Male Or Female?
You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples: FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons. TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt. SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on. TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people. EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to
For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, He paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin. > > > > > > One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. "Honey, "she said, "you received a very strange post card today." > > > > > > "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said. The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white,and fainted. > > > > > > On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spagh
Welcome to the Dirty Survey. Are you daring enough to answer this for this person?+ +Rules: Answer this for the person who posted this and then repost it for yourself!+ 1. Would you fuck me? 2. What positions would u fuck me in? 3. Would u suck/LICK me ? 4. Would u fuck me hard? 5. Would u fuck me the first night u met me? 6. Would u let me pull your hair while i fucked you? 7. Would u fuck me in the shower? 8. Would u hancuff me or tie me up to the bed and then fuck me? 9. Would u have 3-some with me? 10. What about me makes u want to fuck me? 11. Would u talk dirty to me while we fucked? 12. Where would you fuck me? 13. Would u fuck me in front of people? 14. Would u fuck me again? 15. Would u fuck me in the rain? 16. Would u mind if i fucked like a porn star? 17. Would u have phone sex with me? 18. Would u cheat on me? 19. Would u break my heart? 20. If I gave u my heart would you love it or let it go? 21. Would you fu
First Grade Wisdom
The first grade school teacher had twenty-five students in her class and she presented each child in her class the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are first graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic! 1. Don't change horses............until they stop running. 2. Strike while the...............bug is close. 3. It's always darkest before...........Daylight Saving Time. 4. Never underestimate the power of...........termites. 5. You can lead a horse to water 6. Don't bite the han d that.............looks dirty. 7. No news is....................impossible. 8. A miss is as good as a....................MR. 9. You can't teach an old dog new..............math. 10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll..............stink in the morning. 11. Love all, trust...
What's Your Animal Magnetism?
you're a Puffin in the wild world of love Aww, you sweet Puffin. You probably fall on the more traditional side of the relationship spectrum. Mating to you is more about expressing your feelings and being in love than having a frisky frolic on an island with someone you've just met. You probably take a cue from your puffin counterparts in the wild who are monogamous and keep the same mate for life. You won't be serving many pick-up lines on your menu for romance. But that's not to say that you aren't colorful and playful. You're just more cuddly-sweet than come-hither. You probably would swim the seven seas in search of your soul mate. Once the search is over and you've found that special someone, you're the type to settle into romantic bliss — for good. Your loyalty and devotion are unquestionable. And canoodling with your mate is one of the richest rewards in life to people like you. Essentially, what it comes down to is this: When you find the right one, bye, bye, birdie! Yo
Weird Place Names
Arsoli (Lazio, Italy) Bastard (Norway) Beaver (Oklahoma, USA) Beaver Head (Idaho, USA) Brown Willy (Cornwall,UK) Chinaman's Knob (Australia) Climax (Colorado, USA) Cunt (Spain) Cunter (Switzerland) Dikshit (India) Dildo (Newfoundland, Canada) Dong Rack (Thailand-Cambodia border) Dongo (Congo - Democratic Republic) Effin (Limerick, Ireland) Fuku (Shensi, China) Fukue (Honshu, Japan) Fukui (Honshu, Japan) Fukum (Yemen) Hold With Hope (Greenland) Intercourse (Pennsylvania, USA) Lickey End (West Midlands, UK) Little Dix Village (West Indies) Lord Berkeley's Knob (Sutherland, Scotland) Middle Intercourse Island (Australia) Muff (Northern Ireland) Nobber (Donegal, Ireland) Pis Pis River (Nicaragua) Sexmoan (Luzon, Philippines) Seymen (Turkey) Shafter (California, USA) Shag Island (Indian Ocean) Shitlingthorpe (Yorkshire, UK) Tittybong (Australia) Tong Fuk (Japan) Turdo (Romania) Twatt (Orkney, UK) Wank (Germany) Wankendorf (Schleswig-Holstein, Germany) W
This Is So How I Want It:) You Dig
95% of females can't cum from sex UNLESS, they're on top..and they're on top why? so they can stimulate their doin' their lil snake charm grindin' grab on our pelvic bones..which..really does nothin' for the key pussy first..make her cum a few times...numb her up..then hammer away or soft and slow with alot of vaginal teasing with your magic stick to build it all up in the end, however u like...... now once ur inbetween her legs..don't just fuckin' dive in there like a bum at a thanksgiving charity dinner...take your fuckin'time I know pussy is nearly irresistable...but don't act like it is.. lick her inner thighs, kiss them..kiss around her pussy lips..kiss the lips etc. etc..finally once u've got your tongue on her clit..this is what u do..(u can use ur hands to spread her lips here if u want..that's all's easier to make em cum w/their lips u have easier access to their clit) now...roll the tip and somewhat flat part of your to
Creek Mary's Blood
Soon I will be here no more You'll hear my tale Through my blood Through my people And the eagle's cry The bear within will never lay to rest Wandering on Horizon Road Following the trail of tears White man came Saw the blessed land We cared, you took You fought, we lost Not the war but an unfair fight Sceneries painted beautiful in blood Wandering on Horizon Road Following the trail of tears Once we were here Where we have lived since the world began Since time itself gave us this land Our souls will join again the wild Our home in peace 'n war 'n death Wandering on Horizon Road Following the trail of tears Once we were here Where we have lived since the world began Since time itself gave us this land Wandering on Horizon Road Following the trail of tears Once we were here Where we have lived since the world began Since time itself gave us this land "Hanhepi iyuho mi ihanbla ohinni yelo O sunkmanitutankapi hena, sunkawakanpi watogha hen
Have A Gr8 Weekend Everyone
have a gr8 weekend everyone
Have You Ever Yell At Your Hubby
have you ever yell at your hubby
Sign Here If Your Married On Here
sign here if your married on here
Cancer Horoscope
You are more in touch with your home than you have been in quite some time and you may want to try spending more time there, if possible. If there're any chores you've put off, now is the time to tackle them. Oh, yes. There are a few chores that need to be done in my bedroom, so I should get to it before the next sleeping spell gets me. This is truly why I haven't been on as of late. In 48 hours this week I spent 30 hours sleeping, at first I didn't know why but then I thought about my Left Hand Surgery, my pain Doctor put me on some stronger Medicine and coming off it must have made me really tired. Even caffine wouldn't work. Oh, about 30 Days of Night...SUCKED and bored me to sleep at the Movies my Son kept tapping me and it would drive me up the wall or ticked me off. The so called Vampires seem like Canbals because they wasted alot of blood, vampires survive on blood and all the movies I have seen they never waste alot of blood. So 30 Days of Night gets a thumb down fro
AHHHHHHHHHHH!THATS IT!!! I am so fed up! ticked off! pi#$#%% off!had it up to here!I am so MAD I could spit!:( I finally think I am getting some where in the potty training of my pitt puppy and then at the first chance he gets he goes on the carpit!!! he finally made me shed tears today!!!!! My other 2 would not go potty in the house if you tried to brib them! so I dont know what I am doing wrong!!!! but I sware I dont know how much more I can take!!! I would hate to have to get rid of him! but I WONT have a dog peeing in my house!I had Blue potty broke at 10 weeks and Willy is 4 1/2 months for petessake!!!!he si to old to be doing this crap!!!( BANGS HEAD ON KEYBOARD )
It Is Our Time
The Nation I once took pride in has betrayed me; it has sold me and my people down the river with no remorse for its actions. I find that living in the modern day America is not what it should be; whites are scared in their own neighborhoods, due to forced integration my people’s our children are forced to settle for an inadequate education in order to allow blacks, browns and yellow a chance to partake in the public education system. White woman are brainwashed into taking chances of contracting AIDS and other known black diseases due to their unsupervised television viewing. The media in this country as in other countries around the world has been overtaken with the tribe known as the Jew, which in turn kills any chance of unbiased news ever getting to the people. Even the constitution in my country is being changed illegally, I would not be surprised if by the end of the 21st century the very amendment which sets America apart from the rest of the world is abolished due to Jewis
No Longer Will I Abide By Your Jewish Laws
We are forced to abide by laws which benefit the muds while punishing the men who fought and died to defend and create the country we call home. Not a single Jew was willing to fight for freedom in the American Revolution, not a single Jew was willing to fight in settling the Wild West and not a single Jew was interested in actually tilling the soil to make the land I know come to be. Yet we are now under Jewish spell, our government has decided to sell us short and side with a tribe whose very name is dreaded throughout the centuries. The Jews have been expelled from country after country for their destructive ways only to be admitted back after a century or so passed. It is now time to expel the Jew from American and European soils once and for all and if this means a true holocaust then so be it. We must fight against the Jews laws and lies, we must hold the tribe of destroyers accountable for their actions and we must hang all governmental officials for their treasonous action
Revolution Of Change
With the governments of our world hell bent on being politically correct, it just baffles me that we are still placing those countries which hold dictatorship as their current form of government on the same level as those who are elected to the position. That being so long as they aren’t Arab or Cuban. I know that living in America, we “do not” tolerate dictators, well so they say. My government does tolerate dictators so long as they do not fall into the category of the above mention, the government I have come to know in my twenty five years on this planet has gone against everything it was founded upon. We are losing rights left and right, we are involving ourselves in wars we have no reason to take part in and we are supporting terrorism in the form of military and monetary support of the stolen state of Israel. While our “elected” leader tells the nation we are fighting global terrorism, he knows that such a thing could never be done, seeing as we are the largest supporter of
Where To Start.
Pissed Off And Sick
I am so pissed off with life right now...........feeling so sick too. Poor kid has been pretty sick the past few days, now i know how she must have been feeling.......must have been so much worse for her not understanding why she felt crap or being able to tell us where it hurt...........autism must be so hard for her. Was our 4 year anniversary last Sunday (21st) so wanted to get my partner something she could keep, ended up not even being able to afford flowers.......seems to be lately we have some extra cash then end up sending it to a friend or 2 to help them out with bills etc and realize a week or a month later that we needed that cash after all!!! Both cars need work, we have laybys we wont be able to collect before Xmas at this rate, have got 4 parcels to send to the UK for Xmas, birthdays and family/friends new babies........each bloody parcel will cost over $50 to send...... Each time lately I've been able to work something has come up and i haven't been able to so we'r
Primus - Lacquer Head
Heaven's Brigade
Did you know there's a Fire Department in Heaven? I heard Cap tell that sorrowful lad. The young boy stared, working over the words he'd just been given. Cap, do you think God's got a spot on the truck for my dad? Cap smiled, even though you could tell his heart was heavy, and said, You bet son, as he roughed the hair on the boy's head. Timmy looked up, his sadness, for now, gone. Cap went on, holding back the tears that were trying to fall. They've got the biggest, reddest fire trucks you ever saw, And they keep them all cleaned and ready, Just in case they get a call. Of course they don't get too many, Bein' in Heaven and all. But God knew this, so right next to them He made, A great big tree, that puts out a lot of shade. And each day they have at least one run, Down the streets of Heaven, leading the afternoon parade. That's been years ago now, And in that time, things have changed a lot. Cap, he's been retired, and I, somehow, made it to C
Recolored Hair
Today I just recolored my hair black because my brown roots were showing LOL. Now my hair is even more black and also shiny.. woo hoo.
Memory I...first Meeting
I was going through a hard antidepressents were causing more problems then helping...anger was building. I was forced into hell...the hospitals that supposeably take care of you...Upon getting situated I was miserable...sitting alone in a corner away from everyone else...when I noticed her...I took a few looks but never said a word...she came to me...normally I wuldn't have said a word..but she had power over me...I spoke for the first time...and suddenly hell wasn't such a bad place after all...not as long as an angel was there as well...
Chili Cook Off Competition
Chili Competition If you can read this whole story without laughing, then there's no hope for you. I was crying by the end. This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in Texas. Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better. For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook Off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the San Antonio City Park. Judge #3 was an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was visiting from Springfield, IL. Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table, asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that
Book Review: "straight To Darkness" (2005)
Author: Faye Kellerman Plot: As the Nazi Party grows in strength, the new Chief Inspector of Munich (Germany) City PD's homicide department tries to track down a serial killer. Likes: A good mix of a murder mystery and telling of the events in Munich that lead to the rise of Nazi Germany.; All levels of German society and political sides are shown truthfully.; All characters are shown as being both good and bad. Dislikes: FK adds some last minute twists that just aren't needed to extend the story line out some. It has no real affect on the ending other than making the book a chapter longer. Interesting Part Of The Book: Adolf Hitler pops up in the story line from time to time either by being talked about by the other characters or being a suspect in the murders. Out of four stars, I give this book three stars.
BITCHOLOGY When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a bitch. Being a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me. When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak against it, I am defined as a bitch The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish. It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be. I am outspoken, opinionated and determined. I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that! So try to s
Down Raters
dam down raters
i don't do drama so if you have drama leave it at your door or go back your hubby bf for all i care oh if you don't understand ask someone to translate for you not me someone else
Falling Dreams
"I'm Falling" Falling dreams are another theme that is quite common in the world of dreams. Contrary to a popular myth, you will not actually die if you do not wake up before your hit the ground during a fall. As with most common dream themes, falling is an indication of insecurities, instabilities, and anxieties. You are feeling overwhelmed and out of control in some situation in your waking life. This may reflect the way you feel in your relationship or in your work environment. You have lost your foothold and can not hang on or keep up with the hustle and bustle of daily life.�When you fall, there is nothing that you can hold on to. You more or less are forced toward this downward motion without any control. This lost of control may parallel a waking situation in your life. Falling dreams also often reflect a sense of failure or inferiority in some circumstance or situation. It may be the fear of failing in your job/school, loss of status, or failure in love.�
Female Crap
just when you think you have a hard exterior to protect the inside, something happens to break it down. then what? then you're left to the crap where you care about things that you normally wouldn't. and even more knowing that you're the only one who does. you don't want to, it would make it so much easier, but you don't know how to stop without completely stopping everything. and even then, it wouldn't completely help. at that point, it would harden you even more to the point of being completely cold. sometimes you have to wonder what's better though... being cold and untouched, or warm and tainted. either way it's usually a no win situation. there can be good and bad to both sides. but still you wonder why you allowed yourself to get so deep.
A Familiar Stranger
One night as I closed my eyes I heard a voice that said... "Sleep yet not, I wish to visit" as I sat up in my bed… I looked around; I stared about, but stood no one in my room… Dark as it was lit only by the power of the moon… My window closed, but still my curtains dance as if touched by breeze… The silence broken by sounds of giggles to give my mind a tease… "Hello" she said while standing there surrounded by a glow… I sit and stare in bewilderment at this person I didn't know… "Who are you?" asked me to this woman that made presence on this scene… Around her head wore she a halo, and white dress so pure and clean… My name to you this night is not important for you to know… Just concentrate whole-heartedly at the things to you I'll show… Then within a flash at once the angel left my sight… But yet again she did come back to me the very next night… But this time she said nothing…her words seemed at a loss… She just left behind a golden chai
That Familiar Place
I sit here once again in a very familiar place… A time again where my brain and my heart race… Race side by side but going not the same ways… Which brings me confusion, no hope for more days… Confusion in what to want, and what is best for me… Looking to the heavens I cry out desperately… Lord help me please, I don't know which way to turn… Which direction to put drive into, which memories to burn… I once gave love to someone, but in return there came none… Thinking that finally in my life, I came face to face with the one… Gave up to her my heart, put it all on the line… Put forth all doubt, and erased it from my mind… One day she said she loved me, the next day she didn't know… Then suddenly it seemed she hated me, her true side began to show… She left without good reason; she just didn't feel for me the same… It could not have in any way been true love, guess this time Cupid missed his aim… But yet and still I feel lost, like my heart
Release Me
Every morning I wake up and wonder why you're still there... Why can't I get over you, why do I still care… Why after so long does my heart still burn… Why for your presence does my soul still yearn… I still see you in my dreams; whisper your name through the night… Chasing thoughts of your return, as these old feelings I try to fight… But the more I try to forget you, the more I try to deny… The more I know I still love you, and I can't explain why… I guess some things in life you just can't explain… Like no matter how much sunshine you have, sometimes it has to rain… It's just that for me, whenever it rains it pours… Because my still present love for you doesn't just fly, it soars… My love doesn't just break barriers, it moves mountains… My love doesn't just fill cups, it flows over fountains… It fills the sky whole, from the heavens to the seas… It carries through the winds, like the pollen in the breeze… My love gives strength to the
Above The Sunrise
Beyond the horizon exists there such a place... With flawless stature, created in exquisite taste… A vision created to perfection, from the eyes of the beholder… Standing still in awe of what gleams brighter and bolder… Pieced together with a dream of perfection, shadowing all in its being… Glowing with remarkable brilliance, born of imagination never seen… Above the sunrise angels wade in waters made holy… Bathed in waterfalls clear as crystal, for this purpose made solely… Rainbows stretched widely across meadows of silk… Next to that land promised, of honey and milk… Swans dance in lakes made of laughter and wishes… While angelic butterflies bring life to every flower it kisses… Children sing in great halls built for worship and praise… And all shout with joy as the sun tickles them with its rays… The gate in is guarded by great angels standing eight feet tall… Dressed in pure white Godly robes, with wings spanning like great walls… An
Inspiration can come in all forms, from many different places... It comes through words, it comes through actions, or smiles on people's faces… Inspiration can come from the closest of friends… Or witnessing that disabled person stand and walk again… Inspiration can come from the words in a song… That brings forth a hidden talent that was there all along… Inspiration can give you hope, push you well beyond your limits… It lies deep in the heart, born of the passion within it… Inspiration is engraved in sunrise, watching the world come alive… Storing peace within the flight of a dove, as it soars with pride… Inspiration comes in small packages, through the eyes of a child… Innocent, not bearing worries, making all of life worth-while… Inspiration comes in all four seasons, Mother Nature in all her glory… From family reunions in the summer, to winter holiday love stories… Inspiration comes through growing, gaining strength through survival… Sh
A Father's Promise
Like fresh tulips in the springtime or new snowfall in december... The day that you were born will be the day I'll always remember… The day God's greatest blessing was given unto me… And made my most cherished dreams a great reality… From the moment of your first breath, to the first time that you cried… I felt our bond implanted down, so deep, so far inside… Your little hands and fingers, little feet and all ten toes… Your curly hair and soft brown eyes, and daddy's little nose… I thanked God at that moment, for my healthy little joy… And began experiencing the love parents share for their little girls and boys… My life at that very moment took a turn for a greater path… To watch you grow and learn in life, and do little cute things to make me laugh… To say that I am happy to have you is not nearly saying enough… And I never want to see you hurt so daddy will teach you to be tough… From teaching you to handle your own, when bad things come you
The Definition Of Love
Love is a word that is most often we use... To describe what we feel for the person we choose… Love can be good or can be bad, and is most often known to hurt… And begins so innocently, starting out as just a flirt… Love is doing something nice, like flowers for no reason… Love is lying in the grass, in the sunny spring season… Love is caring when she's sick, like when she has the flu… Love is calling in the middle of the day, just to say I love you… Love is planting a garden, just to together spend time… Love is a candle-lit dinner, with a bottle of white wine… Love is holding hands in the summer, cuddling close in the winter… Love is feeding her fine chocolates, with cherries in the center… Love is telling her she's right, even though she's wrong… Love is calling up the D.J. and dedicating a song… Love is hand-picking roses to make a bouquet… Love is sending her a text, just to make sure she's ok… Love is building a snowman around Chris
Movie Review: Forrest Gump (1994)
This is a visual classic as it combines real footage of past historical figures into a modern film. Plot: Forrest Gump goes though life interacting with history as he tries to stay close to his girl Jenny. Likes: It shows the ups and downs of American history through the unbias eyes of an innocent. This perspective shows how crazy things were from the late 1950's to the late 1980's without passing any judgment on the times.; Great acting by all characters.; A very moving storyline and subplot that you get wrapped in. Dislikes: It at times is almost a historical music video that overtakes the film's storyline.; Jenny is a total bitch that everyone sees but Forrest. I hated her myself. Rated PG-13 for Language, Sexuality and War-related Violence. Kids' Caution: Young kids may not really understand this film, but it would be a great film for older kids to learn about US History for an unique point of view. Out of four stars, I give it 3 1/2 stars. Great story that could
28 October 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your AstroSlam for Sunday, October 28: Someone near and dear knows your moods better than you do -- and man is that annoying to you! This revelation makes you seriously consider cashing in your chips and starting over.
Planet Eclipse Etv Episode # 1 Part 1 Of 3
how do i put up banner in my lounge
Level 10 Almost
level 10 almost what lounge should i create
Help With Lounge
if anyone wants to help me run a lounge or know what lounge should i create please let me know
I Promise
I promise you my love I promise you my heart I promise you my life I promise we'll never be apart I promise not to hurt you I promise to never make you cry I promise to always trust you I promise not to lie I promise you forever I promise you tonight I promise you my respect I promise to do things right I promise to always be there I promise until the end I promise to always love you I promise to be your best friend I promise this forever I promise our Relationship is my life
I Always Think Of You
Movie Review: Seabiscuit (2003)
One of the best sports film I have seen. Plot: Three washed out house race pros come together to back unsized horse onto victory and glory. Likes: Great racing scenes.; Good character development.; A steady pace.; A mix of primary and secondary story lines. Dislikes: None Rated PG-13 for sports violence and sexuality. Kid's Caution: The violence is more suggestive than anything. A good historical film for older children to watch. I give it 4 stars.
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Some Movie Reviews
"The Amityville Horror" (1979): This film tells of George and Kathy Lutz's 28 days of frights after buying a house in which 6 members of the Defeo family. They experience ghostly accidents and begin to to become very aggressive towards each other. As a movie, the special effects were low key, but it had good writing. I didn't find it very scary, but my wife did. It only got a R rating because of some nudity and a sex scene that showed nothing. Out of 4 stars....2 stars. "Amityville II:The Possession (1982): This film is billed as the prequel to "TAH". It is loosely based on the murders of of the Defeo family by the oldest son. It then explores the theory that the oldest boy was possessed by an evil spirit living inside the house. Again the special effects are minor, but the storytelling is well done. While the spirit wasn't scary, the family abuse and violence was. Before even entering the house, they were all a bunch of hot heads. It is rated R because it shows incest and the murde
Its Monday
Well here we are again another Monday and back at it again. Looking for a job is tuff these days . You either have to have a colledge degree or a CDL or some stupid piece of paper that says you have a special knowledge of some trade. I have been at it now for three months and I have still to find a job and it is getting old. Bills fall behind and rent is due and all that shit takes money. Wow not quite the way I am used to living but I lay carpet and tile for a living have been for 15 yrs. and it hurts to much to do it anymore but thats what I know. I have never done anything else. Well have a good week all . PARTY ON.
Way To Freaking Funny
MEN: be careful what you say... it will bite you in the ass later on!!!! One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!" His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. "What the Hell is this??" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out. "April," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?" She replied with a snicker..."It's not talcum powder...............................It's 'Miracle Grow'.
To Be 6 Againi
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed,observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday."I'd like to be six again", she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy,M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with abig smile and lovingly asked, "W
" Life "
is it just me or do we all feel lonely when the person your with doesnt touch you anymore when the person your with hangs up with out saying I love you when you sit outside and its cold with nobody to hug or cuddle up with when you look out your window and see a bunch of birds haveing fun when the light is off and you feel a cobweb in your face when you walk down the street and get home with out anyone worring about where you were when you take a shower and you cant reach that 1 sertin spot theese are only several things that make me lonely ........what makes u lonely .............
New Biotch Iz Here
ya know how i rool messing with people so add me and everything will be good okay and yez im a female...
What Attracts A Woman....
A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire. No further studies are expected.
Halloween Party
A wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the Halloween party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early, decided go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting a round on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, natura
Been Tryin For A While
No pics in this post but I tokk them today for a baseline. About a year and a half ago picked up some kettlebells because i was tired of always havin a sore back and knees I've coasted on the serious weighliting i had done over 12 yrs ago. I;ve actually gained weight sinec i started, but my leg's chest and back have started filling out again and my gut has shrunk. So here'e the dilemna, a guy I work with is carrying a huge gut and all sorts of excess weight and he's lost a few pounds since he's started dieting, but i mean literally just a few and now he's getting really obnoxious about it. I'm wanting to take his assitude and use it as motivation for me to really trim up make a work out schedule watch my diet and see if i can't make a six pack out of my case. I'd really like to rub it in his face, and see if I can't help my BP and be lil healthier for all u fubarians who care I gonna try and document it here. BaseLine 5' 11 3/4"(just cuz i'm really not quite 6') 235-2
Its Over And Still Not Resolved Entirely.
So I went to the Show Cause hearing for the Parenting Time in August she failed to show up for. 2nd time in less than a year. She was still attacking me instead of defending herself. She was again found in contempt and this time fined 100.00 payable to me within the next thirty days. I think I will buy the kids x-mas gifts with it. She wanted it directed to the arrearages which I have due to the health issues. The Referee told her that was a separate issue and not going to happen. I am the one who is ill and she brings like 8 people with her. I didn't even have a lawyer due to financial constraints. While she had a lawyer and 8 people. The referee wanted us to negotiate a new deal due to my having to work on Sundays now. But, she of course only wanted things her way. Since I had been running 3 blocks with high blood pressure, a weak heart and arthritis my breathe was pumping and the adrenaline was not helping. I got agitated and the kids are now going to pay fo
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The soft cries of a child, The yawns of a weary traveler, The sounds of music, of pages turning, The soft chatter of a woman, fascinated by love, The gentle cooing of a mother, The awesome sounds of God's Creation, again and again. 03-25-05 ~*Lauren*~
Today's Quote That they may have a little peace, even the best dogs are compelled to snarl occasionally. -William Feather
Jena Six
The case of Jena Six in central Louisiana: Whole news story can be found at Black high school students were charged with attempted murder for a schoolyard fight because they beat a white kid after finding a noose hanging from a tree. Did they see this kid hanging the noose? I think they would have beat him right then and there if they had and not waited till the next day!! Whos to say this kid hung the fuckin noose? And is that anyway to respond to a noose hangin from a tree--fuck no!! They should have made a complaint with the school board and local police department. Now theyre crying that the system is being to rough on them because theyre charged with attempted murder!! But Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton will come to theyre rescue--wont they??? If the KKK came to a white kids rescue I guess that would be racist----FUCK YOU!! I hope this black kid rots in prison.
The Tangled Web We Weave
When youre doing things that youre not supposed to be doing in life you always have to tell lies. Lies and more lies to cover up the ones youve already told. Sometimes you tell so many that you really start to believe yourself. I lived with this girl a few years ago who couldnt tell the truth to save her life. Well, maybe the crack smoking didnt help! Her crack smoking that is. I was so much in love with her that I would have died for her--she was my everything! I believe she loved me too--in her sick kind of way. Couldnt take being lied to so I just had to leave her. I guess what Im trying to say here is that if youre not doing anything wrong, you can go to bed at nite with a clear head in knowing that you did all the right things today and probably didnt harm anyone in your travels.
Adam & Eve?
You know if you are togeather with someone the same sex as you, you are a very sick person. GOD made Adam and Eve--not Adam and Steve!! MTV sometimes has shows on that have queers on it. The FCC should shut them down because of the message that we as a people are sending our children when they view this kind of shit! Adolph Hitler was correct with his ideas and thoughts. And then we have the liberals who think, "well as long as they leave me alone". You are just as sick as the queers if not sicker! If these sick fucks cant be helped the Government should dispose of them in a gas chamber--see Im not that cruel--theyll just go to sleep and this will solve a major problem once and for all. I HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS!
Happy Halloween!!
I just wanted to wish all my friends and fans a safe Happy Halloween full of treats and few tricks.
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Coconut Shrimp
Coconut Shrimp 48 medium shrimp, peeled and deveined Salt Pepper Garlic powder 1 1/2 cups flour 2 eggs, beaten 3/4 cup shredded coconut Season the shrimp lightly with salt, pepper and garlic powder. Dredge each one in flour, then dip in egg, dredge again in flour and then roll them in coconut, coating thoroughly. Arrange the prepared shrimp on a baking sheet and bake in a preheated 425° oven until golden brown, 12-15 minutes. Serve with dipping sauce, if desired. Makes 48 appetizers
Milk Bath In A Jar
Milk Bath in a Jar Guest Author - Susan You will need: * Dry milk * Scented oil -perfume oil or essential oil Mix 1 cup of dry milk with 5-8 drops of oil. Mix well. Add more oil for a stronger scent. Place in a container for gift giving. Include a card with directions: To use, add to running bath water. You come out soft and smelling good!
Peaches N Cream Bath Salts
Peaches & Cream Bath Salts in a Jar Guest Author - Susan Materials and Supplies for Peaches and Cream Bath Salts: 12 tall jelly (12-ounce) canning jars with lid and rings 2 4-pound cartons Epsom Salts (approximately 16 cups) 4 pounds sea salt or Kosher salt (approximately 6 cups) 1/2 teaspoon glycerin, divided 12 to 15 drops peach essential oil 12 to 15 drops orange food color 2 pieces cardstock (for tags) Instructions: Wash, rinse and dry canning jars. Empty one carton Epsom Salts into large mixing bowl or batter bowl. Add 3 cups sea salt, stir well. Stir in 1/4 teaspoon glycerin and 6 to 8 drops essential oil. Mix well. In second large mixing bowl, empty one carton Epsom Salts, and add 3 cups sea salt. Stir well. Add 1/4 teaspoon glycerin, 6 to 8 drops essential oil, and food color. Stir until completely blended. Color should be even.
Sloppy Joe Casserole
SLOPPY JOE CASSEROLE 1 lb. ground beef 1/2 c. water 2 c. Bisquick 1 c. ketchup 1 pkg. sloppy joe seasoning 2/3 c. milk Brown beef and drain. Add ketchup, water and seasoning mix. Simmer 5 minutes. Mix Bisquick and milk to make a soft dough. Spread 1/2 of batter in pan and spread meat mixture over it. Drop remaining batter by spoonfuls on top. Bake 30 minutes at 400 degrees.
Mississippi Mud (camp Recipe)
Mississippi Mud Cake 1 Yellow cake mix; prepared as directed Mud: ½ cup cocoa powder 2 cups brown sugar 1 cup water 2 tsp vanilla 1 tsp. cinnamon Topping: 10 oz bag semi-sweet chocolate chips ¾ cup chopped pecans powdered sugar Line the bottom and sides of a 12 inch Dutch oven with heavy foil. Pour prepared cake mix into the oven and foil. To prepare the Mud: In a separate bowl, combine all mud ingredients and stir until well mixed. Pour mud mixture over the cake batter. Bake: Cover Dutch oven and bake using 8-10 briquettes bottom and 14-16 briquettes top for 60 minutes. Sprinkle chocolate chips and pecans over top of cake about 5 minutes before cake is done. Dust the top of the cake with powdered sugar just before serving. Serve warm with whipped cream. Serves 10-12
Games Part 2
That's why men and women alike find it hard to have a relationship someone because you have to figure out if they are sincere or not. It's so hard to open up to people as it is and then you add the game players to the mix. The ones that care nothing about the other person, only want what they want. Then when you do find that female or male you question their motives. That's due to the fact of the person that played games with your heart the first time. Why let him or her in they are probably like the rest. The new man or woman has to prove theirselves over and over again. And why, due to the game player that broke your heart. I just don't understand what happened to true love. The kinda of love you feel like yal are the only two in the world. Almost everything is about games and drama these days. WHERE IS THE LOVE!!
Game Day Recipes
Cajun Injector brand does not need to be used. This came from their site that's why it says to use their brand.... Grilled Wicked Wings Prep Time : 45 Minutes (Soak Time 30 Minutes) Cook Time: 15-20 Minutes Per Batch Yield : 2-3 lbs. Per Batch as determined by Grill Size Ingredients: Brine: 1 Gallon Cold Water ½ Cup Table Salt 1 Cup Sugar Or Inject ¼ tsp. Cajun Injector Brine Solution in each Wing Segment Olive Oil Cajun Shake Seasoned Salt or Louisiana Wicked Wing Seasoning Original Louisiana Wing Sauce Preparation: Separate Wings at joints and discard wing tips. Rise Wings in cold water and immerse in Prepared Brine. Stir occasionally. After 30 minutes, drain and blot dry with paper towels. Brush wings lightly with Olive Oil and lightly sprinkle with seasoning. Grill over medium heat (350-400 F.) Grill for 3-5 minutes per side for 15-20 minutes until skin is crisp and brown, and juices run clear. As always with poultry, be careful not to underc
The Great Pumpkin Bread
The Great Pumpkin Bread 4 oz. pkg. of cream cheese 1/4 cup butter or margarine 1-1/4 cups white. sugar 2 eggs 1 cup canned pumpkin 1 3/4 cup flour 1 teaspoon soda 1/4 teaspoon baking powder 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon 1/4 teaspoon ground cloves 1/2 cup chopped pecans or walnuts ( optional) Put softened cheese, butter and sugar in mixing bowl . Cream together well. Beat in eggs one at a time until well blended. Mix in pumpkin. In a small bowl mix combine the flour and spices and salt and soda and baking powder and nuts if you use them, and stir with a fork or whisk to blend. Pour over liquid batter and stir just till moistened. Do Not Beat !!! will make the bread TOUGH. Pour into a greased 9X5X3 inch loaf pan and bake in a 350 º oven for 60 to 70 minutes. Test the bread in the center to make sure the tester comes out clean. Cool in pan for 10 minutes before removing to rack to cool completely.
Orange Chops
Orange-Topped Chops 6 (1/2-inch thick) pork chops 1 tablespoon vegetable oil 1 (11 ounce) can mandarin oranges, drained 1/2 teaspoon ground cloves Pepper, to taste In a skillet, brown pork chops on both sides in oil. Top with oranges; sprinkle with cloves and pepper. Cover and simmer for 35 minutes or until meat juices run clear. Serves 6.
Mom's Applesauce Pancakes
Mom's Applesauce Pancakes Serve with maple syrup or apple butter." 2 cups dry pancake mix 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon 2 eggs 1 cup applesauce 1 teaspoon lemon juice 1/2 cup milk In a large bowl, stir together pancake mix and cinnamon. Make a well in the center of the pancake mix. Add the eggs, applesauce, lemon juice and milk; stir until smooth. Heat a lightly oiled griddle or frying pan over medium high heat. Pour or scoop the batter onto the griddle, using approximately 1/4 cup for each pancake. Brown on both sides and serve hot.
Homemade V8 Juice
Homemade V8 Juice 15 lb Fully ripe tomatoes, chopped 2 c Celery, chopped 3 lg. Onions, chopped 3 Garlic cloves, minced/mashed 1/4 c Sugar, or to taste 2 TB -Salt 3/4 ts Pepper 2 ts Prepared horseradish 1/3 c Lemon juice Worcestershire to taste Over medium high heat bring the vegetables to a boil and boil gently for about 20 minutes. In a covered blender (food processor) and a portion at a time process until smooth. Strain and discard pulp. Add seasonings and bring to just under boiling if canning, or chill and freeze. Yield about 6 quarts.
Pumpkin Orange Cheesecake
Pumpkin Orange Cheesecake Servings: Makes one (9-inch) cheesecake Prep Time: 20 minutes Ingredients 1 1/2 cups gingersnap cookie crumbs (about 32 cookies) 1/4 cup butter or margarine, melted 3 (8-ounce) packages cream cheese, softened 14-ounce) can EAGLE BRAND® Sweetened Condensed Milk (NOT evaporated milk) 1 (15-ounce) can pumpkin (2 cups) 2 eggs 3 tablespoons orange flavoured liqueur or orange juice 1 teaspoon pumpkin pie spice 1/4 teaspoon salt Instructions Preheat oven to 300°F. Combine cookie crumbs and butter;press firmly on bottom and halfway up side of 9-inch springform pan In large bowl, beat cream cheese until fluffy. Gradually beat in EAGLE BRAND® until smooth. Add remaining ingredients; mix well. Pour into prepared pan. Bake 1 hour and 15 minutes or until edge springs back when lightly touched (centre will be slightly soft). Cool. Chill. Garnish as desired. Store leftovers covered in refrigerator.
Pudgie Pie (pie Iron) Recipes
Basic Instructions for a Pudgie Pie Maker: 1 Place a slice of bread, butter or mayo side down, then place filling between your bread, cover with second slice of bread with butter or mayo side up, then close pudgie and secure. Grill about 3 – 4 on each side for it to be nice and golden brown. The simplest Pudgie Pie would be a grilled cheese sandwich. Also these other treats can be made: Aluma Fruit Pie: Use any canned pie filling between two piece of bread. When finished garnish with powdered sugar. Rocky Road Treat: Spread peanut butter on the inside of two slices of bread. Add a large marshmallow and one chocolate bar square per sandwich. French Toast: Dip 2 slices of bread into mixture of egg milk and sugar and cinnamon. Put strawberry jam in between the slices. Cornbread: Prepare cornbread according to directions fill cavity of pudgie no more then 1/3 of the way. Bake over low heat until bread is golden brown. Fried Potatoes: Place sliced potatoes in cooker, add butter,
Whiskey Tri-tip
2 ½ lbs Tri-Tip Steak 2 T. Prime Rib Seasoning 1 Cup Whiskey ½ Cup Apple Cider Rinse steak and pat dry. Cover and pat Tri-tip with seasoning salt. Put in a large Ziploc bag and pour in whiskey and apple cider and allow to sit for 1-3 hours. Remove from refrigerator and allow to come to room temperature, about 20 minutes. Remove steak from marinade. Place steak on hot oiled grill and cook 30-35 minutes per side for medium or until internal temperature reaches 145-150 degrees on an instant read thermometer. Transfer steak to platter and let rest for 5-10 minutes. Slice thinly across the grain and serve.
Beer Batter
1- 12 oz can of beer 1 1/2 cups flour 1 t. paprika 1/2 t. salt oil for frying more flour to dredge (I have made this recipe with chicken, shrimp, salmon, onion rings, zucchini sticks, and also mushrooms) Pour the beer into a large mixing bowl. Sift the flour into the beer, and add salt and paprika and whisk until light and frothy… the longer the better. Don’t forget the sifting part or you’ll have lumps! Heat at least two inches of oil for frying. When the oil reaches 375 it is hot enough for frying. Quickly dredge the subject in the flour, then into the beer batter, then into the oil. Be careful to quickly break apart any pieces as they can tend to stick! After about a minute or two, they will be browned, and can be flipped and have the other side browned just as long. Drain on paper towels. Serve hot with dipping sauces and lemon wedges. A garlic sauce of Mayonnaise, dash of lemon juice, and a good amount of garlic powder, makes a nice dip for onion rings. Beer batte
Hey Say Now
let's just say i live out a fantasy on 10.19.07 hehehe good times! DJK
Keith Urban, Everybody Lyrics
So here you are now, nowhere to turn It's just the same old yesterday You made a promise to yourself That you were never gonna be this way And the only thing that you've ever know is to run So you keep on drivin faster into the sun But everybody needs somebody sometimes Yeah, everybody needs somebody sometimes You don't have to find your own way out You've got a voice let it be heard Just when it feels you're on a dead-end road There's always somewhere left to turn So dont give up now you're so close to a brand new day Yes you are And if you just can bare to be alone then I'll stay 'Cause everybody needs somebody sometimes Yeah, everybody needs somebody sometimes Well maybe I've been too caught up To see what you've been going through All that i can say is that im here now And everybody needs somebody sometimes You know they do Everybody needs somebody sometimes Everybody needs somebody sometimes Everybody needs somebody sometimes Everybody needs some
Well let's see..Im living here in my home state of louisiana and my husband is going back into the army after december and wants me to pick where to go..i chose New York.but how will they take on my southern hospitality and southern draw..hmm we will find out by next year..anyways this is my first time being here at man of green pushed me this way..i like's different! anyways im off to find trouble as usual!
Whatever betide you, God is always beside you So let not your heart be troubled nor your mind be filled with fear for you have gods reassurance that he's always very near, and no prayer goes unanswered and no one walks alone and if we trust the savior we are never on our own---
detoxing.... so tomorrow is gunna be my first day of no soda....i drink about 3-4 a day...and its affecting my health and need to find a new anyone got any ideas? and i dont like sweet there that ends that for those who talk ot me on normal basis..i will be grouchy..and moody so beware...
omg..i already have a huge headache..and i am getting sick...its 2:28 pm and i already wanna pop the top on soda..i mean i know its crazy but i am addicted to it..and i need to get off of yah..and i havent been eating junk i have been eating sushi rice, tempura, salad, and body hurts and my head hurts...i have bben burning sage to keep negativity out..and i have been trying to do stuff that keeps my mind off of my far 1 down and counting..
Dark Lust
What Cost, Love?
You wanted a "Real" little brother. And I'm reminded of Pinocchio Who only wanted to be a "real" little boy. But at the tender age of four I used every ounce of courage To say no to your dress up games And you've yet to forgive me for it. The road to manhood is forked with decisions. At four, that one cost me your love. You wanted a genius son One that knew all the answers Instead of asking so many questions You wanted a pet You'd have settled for anything But a boy in his father's footsteps A decision I have to remake every day My identity at the cost of your love And now you come at me in quick succession With expectations I cannot fulfill The Rebel The Good Husband The Zealot The Stud At each juncture I had to make my choice I choose to say no Set my limits Be me Awash in disappointment Forgiveness and/or love Trickling down in varying amounts And I feel like scuba gear Giving O2 'till I'm empty Begging to be refilled Instead of thrown away In
I meander to the beat of a different drum. I sing out, and I sing out loud. My philosophy is "Do whatever you like." "Just so long as it draws you a crowd." I amuse all my friends, with my stories and songs, And maybe a poem or two. They listen and say; "You should live out these tales." I wink and say "Maybe I do." "Why you'd be amazed at the ships I have sailed, At the perils through which I have steered." Although never amazed, my friends always smile, And say; "August, you're certainly weird." August
Unanswered Questions
She asks, "Who are you?" As if it's a question. And not a demand for self justification. I choose the jacket that offers the most comfort. I am a poet. Who are you, really? And I want to say, No really, I'm a poet. "That's not who you really are." "Who are you?" As if it's a question. I know this game. The only correct answer, Is to ask her. But it doesn't work. She claims it must come from me. "Who are you?" As if it's a question. "I am a teacher." If I have to be put into a box, This one'll do. "That doesn't tell me who you are." "Who are you?" As if it's a question. This game goes on and on. Being a jack-of-all-trades has it's advantages. But she isn't satisfied, With any of my pat answers. "Who are you?" As if it's a question. Questions have answers. If this had an answer I'd know it by now. This isn't a question. It's a journey. In this case, The journey is the destination. "Who are you?" "I'm not telling." "But if you find out, let me know."
Twelve-dollar Train Wreck
So it's back to twelve bucks again Twelve bucks in my pocket Eight days 'till payday All is right with the world. And my friends just shake their heads. . . and sigh. And ask me how I stand it But I'm really busy now With the circus And the play I'm the stage manager I don't have time for poetry And both of my fans are upset My friends just shake their heads. . . and sigh And wish I would straighten out I don't have to worry about the circus anymore Or the play, Or theater at all It's back to twelve bucks 'Till who knows when But I'm a salesman now And I hate it Bellevue is overrated And my friends just shake their heads. . . and sigh And make obscure comments, About train wrecks But I'm too busy Bingo is my game Well, my profession Little money, twelve bucks. . . But it's fun And my friends don't say a thing They just shake their heads And wait I'm down to eleven bucks Something's wrong here I've got a new job It's fun But strange They let me wear
Traci's Monologue
So he says to me; "Just be yourself." Well let me tell you, I'm an actor! I'm not supposed to be myself, I'm supposed to be somebody else. For seven hours every day, I work long and hard at being somebody else, and this bone-headed pimply-faced staged manager says: "The opening act is late, go out and stall the crowd, warm them up, tell a joke, just be yourself." Just be myself? Where's the fucking script!?! Sorry. . . I get carried away sometimes, well, a lot. Like this one time I was starring in La Boheme and I was just about to do my big aria, the one that goes (la la la) When, halfway across the stage, I saw a cockroach, now this wasn't one of your L.A. roaches, no sir. This was a New York City Roach. Although we were in Tennessee, but anyway during my aria, this giamongus cockroach is crawling across my stage, at me. Now just so's you know, I don't like cockroaches. My first impulse was to run, but Musetta, that's my character, Musetta, wears these ridiculous high heels. So I
I was going to write a poem to make you cry. I was fully prepared to let loose my poison pen, With it's acid ink to virgin paper, And burn your eyes with it. But what purpose would that serve? I could blurt out FUCK in my poem, Just to shock you. I could ramble on about sex I've had, Both in my mind and with my body. But what's the point? Are you so numb that you need to be shocked? So cold that you need to be burned? I have the pen. I'm in charge. Why should I want to shock you? Why should I want to burn you? The written word can produce immortality. The writer longs to be immortal. The poet is desperate to be immortal. I will not stoop to being a cattle prod or branding iron! If you are shocked, It will be because you have underestimated me. If you cry, It will be because you have been moved. And with those tears. . . My immortality. August
$till In Vega$
In that faraway $tate, The land of delusion, A calendar rumbles, Amidst the confusion. A one-wheeled juggler, Rolls out of the rubble, Better hark what I say, Or you know there'll be trouble. I live in the land, Of the great neon sign, It's really not bad, Er, well, most of the time. I would keep on going, In this slick way of mine, But the hour grows late, And I'm lost for a rhyme. So jugglers take heed, For one never knows, Who will sit down beside you, When you're watching the shows. I might crash up a game, While you're watching the ref. Or maybe I'll show, At the next P.J.F. August
Short Cuts
The final curtain goes tonight I've loved this wild, bumpy flight Yvette is always in a rush The Lighting Opp? He's on the bus. Mrs. Sorken steals the plant She's everybody's favorite aunt Naomi surely is a wit Deep in the conversation pit Johnna comes off very meek Till John comes out so very chic Amanda's quite the southern belle Ginny sure can make her yell Tom's head is surely in a spin Forgot his paper, yet again. I know how Lawrence gets his kicks But I hate those stupid swizzle sticks Intermission's always fun Did August remember to load the gun? The Announcer wants to cancel the show But Tommy and Grandma, where would they go? Lettie's fine she's got the gun The adulteress and homo? I guess they're done The music now is all the rage A hoe-down's going on backstage The Operator is an ace No desperate look upon his face And Gretchen, lonely in her house With extra food stashed in the couch Sally says she has small hips And Zelda with those hairy pits
I am not E.F. Hutton. When I talk, nobody listens And I talk a lot just to make sure In that respect I'm more like Andy Rooney Now I'm OK with the fact that nobody listens to me It frees me to say whatever I want Whenever I want I can crack a joke Or make a snide comment Anytime at all Except when I write things down Because I'm what's called a POET That's big P big O big E big T And apparently that means That whatever I write down on paper Comes straight from my soul Is filled with deeper meaning Is really a cry for help! It wasn't always this way When I first started writing People would ask me questions like; "Was that about me?" or "Did that really happen?" Nowadays they just know it's them Or that I'm deeply troubled inside Imagine that. . . Me, taken seriously It could happen. Even Andy Rooney says something of merit Once in a while August
28 September Baby!
"Sit down Joe, this round's on me, And don't let that redneck bother you." I hadn't been called Joe in years. Not since I wore the green, And that thirty-something Red necked punk with the crew cut was a wannabe. He had never served, I was sure of it. "Junior over there is the son of one of the members, He saw your long hair and didn't understand, You were that young once, you remember." "Yeah, I remember, thanks for the beer Sarge." I knew, just as he had known. Of course, the fact that we were in the local VFW sort of helped. We talked and drank, each of us picking up every other round. Others stepped up to share a beer every once in a while, All the important stories were told. From Pearl Harbor to The Buldge, To Tet, The Gulf, and my own African adventure. At last call, I raised my glass and said. "Here's to all in uniform. The friends we lost along the way. Here's to those who covered us, And helped us reach this day. Here's to those who faithfully serve, A
A Ring
The ring on your finger, so shiny and new, Has extinguished the torch I have carried for you. All the hopes and the dreams of the life I had planned, Have disappeared, leaving me lost in the sand. I'm alone in the desert, broken heart in my hands, And there's nothing to blame, but that little gold band. With a diamond that sparkles so shiny and new, That I have to stop mourning my lost love for you. I think of the man, to whom you are engaged. No, my blood doesn't boil. I'm not filled with rage. The two of you fit. It's easy to see; His only flaw, is that he, isn't me. Enough of these phrases! You don't need my rhymes. Just know, when you need me, I'll always make time. That ring on your finger, brings my hopes to an end. But I'll always be proud, to call you my friend. August
So long ago I thought them gone, I was sure they would not return. My pieces all are back to stay, You would think by now I'd learn. A soldier died on the movie screen, He was gone, and gone for good. A piece of me came back to stay, For when Taps was played, I stood. I was playing with my juggling toys, I was lost in idle thought. Another piece came back to stay, For when kids came by, I taught. A friend of mine had a desperate need, To be held, and listened to. Another piece came back to stay, I can be a blanket too. A lyric came to me one morn, So I wrote it to a friend. Another piece came back to stay, In the poem I did send. A year ago my life was changed, What I was had been erased. Four pieces ran away that day, But I've found, they've been replaced. August
Rejection Notice #721
I'm looking over your application, And there seems to be some confusion. You don't really meet our criteria. Yes I know. . . I said I was looking for someone honest. But what you fail to realize is, That means I'm looking for someone honest, Who will gladly tolerate dishonesty from me. So, do you see the dilemma? Yes, yes, When I said I valued openness, It was your mistake to assume that I, Was willing to be a participant in said openness. I'm looking for someone with no walls, Because I have more than enough to spare. And I'll thank you very much Not to start your self-serving rhetoric About how I deceived you, And lied to you, And my hypocrisy in general, Because I've been there mister. And you're just sorry that I screwed you Before you screwed me. And you can take that any way you like! And just because you came in here, With exactly the credentials that you claimed, Don't think for one second that proves anything. I know your type. You artists change wi
Reflection Point
(My Weekend As Frosty The Snowman) Looking back on it all, I have to say, That I probably should have tried drugs Now I'm not saying, That drugs are a great lifestyle choice Or anything like that But it would be nice To have people look at me and say "It was the drugs that got him there." Scapegoats are hard to come by Especially when your head isn't lost, In an artificial haze No, there's nothing artificial, about this haze 97% curiosity, 2% stupidity, and 1% luck Should have tried drugs. August
There is a time, In the future, When my forehead will not be wrinkled in fury. My breathing will not be so forced. My hands will not wring impulsively. This is all theory mind you. For all I know I could stay mad forever. But that doesn't sound like me. So I take it on faith. My pulse will slow. Not that I want it to. I WANT TO BE MAD! I WANT TO REVEL IN THE INJUSTICE THAT HAS BEEN HEAPED UPON ME! I WANT TO SHOUT FROM THE ROOFTOPS "YOU'RE NOT FAIR!" Theory says that this will pass. Experience says that this will pass. I don't want this to pass. I LIKE BEING MAD! I WAS WROnged! I get to be mad! Bold print and capitol letters seem to fade. It's really not in my nature to stay so upset. I am mad. You treated me unfairly. Now let's fix it. August
Poem Slivers
There should be a poem here But I don't have one It's not ready It's still hiding behind my eyes Lurking beneath my fingertips Gestating in my brain There should be a poem here It should tell you how much I love you Or how fucked up the world is And it should mention frustration And ecstasy Or something about a statue Chipped from ancient stone There should be a poem here But there are only fragments Shards of ideas Poem slivers That can't yet have their own page But their time will come There should be a poem here One day there will be August
'Twas a week before Portland And all through the houses The jugglers were busy Clicking their mouses! Sending out email With due date and time, To be sure all would know When each, would arrive. They'll be coming by car They'll be coming by plane, They'll be coming in droves Just to play in the rain. A family reunion Held every tax time Whose family? You ask Ask me, I'll say; "Mine." So MaryLou, David, Bring John Price, and Gail, And better bring Travis. (Go ahead, post his bail.) Come Mark, Shannon and Peter, Bronwyn & Gomez And please take some pictures So we can show them at Lopez. August
On Mardi Gras, Hugh Hefner, And Exposure
Mardi Gras, certainly one of the most renowned parties of the world, where you can see all the babes, boobs, butts, and beers you could ever hope for. Where else would the Hefner limo be that week but in 'The Big Easy?' I found myself actually shaking hands with the ultimate man's man himself. (Great handshake by the way.) But this isn't an ass-kissing story to pay homage to the founder of Playboy. In the days that followed, men and women alike were captivated by the story of my encounter, and I began to wonder why. What is it about this man that appeals to so many? I decided that it wasn't the money. Wealth is more common than it used to be, and it still can't buy you charisma. No, the answer lay deeper. Flashback Two of my charming lady friends, (We'll call them Rebeca & Marie) were having a discussion about Victorian dresses, and more specifically corsets and the wonderful cleavage they provide. Marie, whose figure resembled that of an ironing board said; "No way, ain't hap
Game Day Recipes
Grilled Wicked Wings Prep Time : 45 Minutes (Soak Time 30 Minutes) Cook Time: 15-20 Minutes Per Batch Yield : 2-3 lbs. Per Batch as determined by Grill Size Ingredients: Brine: 1 Gallon Cold Water ½ Cup Table Salt 1 Cup Sugar Or Inject ¼ tsp. Cajun Injector Brine Solution in each Wing Segment Olive Oil Cajun Shake Seasoned Salt or Louisiana Wicked Wing Seasoning Original Louisiana Wing Sauce Preparation: Separate Wings at joints and discard wing tips. Rise Wings in cold water and immerse in Prepared Brine. Stir occasionally. After 30 minutes, drain and blot dry with paper towels. Brush wings lightly with Olive Oil and lightly sprinkle with seasoning. Grill over medium heat (350-400 F.) Grill for 3-5 minutes per side for 15-20 minutes until skin is crisp and brown, and juices run clear. As always with poultry, be careful not to undercook. The goal is to produce wings with a crispy skin, yet still be juicy inside. You can also experiment with a two layer
Apple Cobbler In The Crock
Apple Cobbler in the Crock 4 medium tart apples 1/2 cup honey 1 grated rind and juice of 1 lemon 1 dash cinnamon 5 tbs butter 3/4 cup natural cereal with nuts and fruits Oil to grease pot Grease side of your crockpot lightly with oil. Core, peel and slice apples; place in crock. Add honey, lemon rind, lemon juice and cinnamon. Combine butter and cereal. Add to crock; mix thoroughly. Cover. Cook on Low for 6 to 8 hours or High for 2 to 3 hours. Serve with vanilla ice cream or whipped topping, if desired.
Coca Cola Sloppy Joes
Coca-Cola Sloppy Joes 1 1/2 pounds lean ground beef or turkey 1 large onion, chopped 1 cup Coca-Cola 1 cup thick, tomato-based barbecue sauce 6 hamburger buns In a nonstick skillet over medium-high heat, brown the beef or turkey with the onion until onion is soft and meat is no longer pink, about 5 to 10 minutes. Reduce heat to medium; stir in cola & barbecue sauce continue to cook, stirring occasionally, until sauce is thickened to desired consistency, another 10 to 15 minutes. Season to taste with salt & pepper. Toast cut side of buns, if desired, under broiler or in a skillet. Heap mixture onto buns. Serve.
Creamy Italian Chicken
Creamy Italian Chicken 6 boneless chicken breasts 1/2 cup butter 1 pkg dry italian salad dressing mix 1 can cream of mushroom or chicken soup 1/2 cup white wine or 1/2 c. chicken broth 4 oz. onion & chive cream cheese pkg angel hair pasta (cook according to box directions) Place chicken in crock pot. In sauce pan melt butter. Stir in italian salad dressing mix, soup, cream cheese & wine. Pour over chicken. Cook on low for 4-5 hours. Pour over cooked angel hair pasta or any kind of noodle you desire.
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Banana Pineapple Passion
Banana Pineapple Passion Prep Time: 10 min Total Time: 10 min Ingredients: 1 can (20 oz.) pineapple chunks, undrained 1 pkg. (4-serving size) JELL-O Vanilla Flavor Instant Pudding & Pie Filling 2 bananas, sliced Preparation: Add pineapple with liquid to dry pudding mix in medium bowl. Stir 2 min. or until well blended. (Mixture will be thick.) Add bananas; mix lightly. Serve immediately. Or, cover and refrigerate until ready to serve. Nutrition Bonus: This easy dessert provides your family with a good source of vitamin C from the pineapple.
alright who ever post not safe for network on my album screw who ever what the *** come on a dead guy holding a pitchfork that's not safe for network well then what is safe for network ?? will someone tell or explain to me nope i serious i don't get it
Not Safe For Network
not safe for network what ** scary and horror not safe for network wow what are they coming alive well if you are some that likes putting not safe for networks on horror scary ark etc then ** off and don't come rating my horror and scary album i find them neat and wicked and i like them
Demon Hunter- Not Ready To Die Lyrics
You've got a lot of nerve and I've got a lot of fingers to point While you were busy building knowledge I was already right I know a voice like yours is not a weapon at all And even mine is not a chisel for a thickened skull So you can chant your anthems to the deaf And we can sit here and cry until there's nothing left Or we can take our voices with our hands Make like knives and make demands We'll take our voices - with our hands Make like knives - we'll make demands I'm burning bridges for the last time I'm breaking habits for the first time I saw my future today, it said I'm going away But I still haven't sung the last line On my way down.. I'm not ready to lay, not ready to fade I'm not ready to die And everyday of my life I can feel it getting harder to breathe With every minute ticking by I'm getting ready to leave I know a life like mine is not a reason to fret But I've been busy making scars that you will never forget If only thi
No Plans
no plans this weekend. so i think i will stay in and be good. unless someone knows of something really good going on!!
Easy To Bee Hard
Back To Main Lyrics Page Easy To Be Hard How can people be so heartless How can people be so cruel Easy to be hard, easy to be cold How can people have no feelings How can they ignore their friends Easy to be proud, easy to say no Especially people who care about strangers Who care about evil and social injustice Do you only care about bleeding crowd How about a needing friend, I need a friend How can people be so heartless You know I'm hung up on you Easy to be proud, easy to say no Especially people who care about strangers Who care about evil and social injustice Do you only care about bleeding crowd How about a needing friend, we all need a friend How can people be so heartless How can people be so cruel Easy to be proud, easy to say no Easy to be cold, easy to say no Come, on, easy to give in, easy to say no Easy to be cold, easy to say no Much too easy to say no
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This Is So True And It Just
Have you been confused about some issue or person lately? You should get it suddenly at some point today and might wonder how you could ever have missed out on the clues that were there all along.
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Homemade Instant Oatmeal
Homemade Instant Oatmeal (8 servings) * 3 cups quick-cooking oats * 1 teaspoon salt * 8 sandwich-size plastic baggies Crumb one cup of the oats in your blender until powdery. In each plastic baggy, combine 2 Tablespoons of the powdered oats, 1/4 cup unprocessed oats and 1/8 teaspoon salt. Consider adding some of these extras (per bag): # 1 Tablespoon brown sugar # 1/4 teaspoon cinnamon and 1/2 teaspoon white sugar # 1 Tablespoon raisins # 1 Tablespoon chocolate chips To serve: Empty contents of one bag into a bowl. Add 3/4 cup boiling water. Stir and let stand for 2 minutes. For thicker oatmeal, use less water - for thinner oatmeal, use more water.
Bacon Pumpkin Pie
Bacon Pumpkin Pie INGREDIENTS 1/2 cup cubed fresh pumpkin 1 1/2 cups cream cheese, softened 1 cup packed brown sugar 3 eggs 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 1 cup half-and-half 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon 1/2 teaspoon ground ginger 1/2 teaspoon ground allspice 1/2 teaspoon ground cloves 2 (10 inch) prepared graham cracker pie crust 16 slices maple-cured bacon DIRECTIONS Preheat oven to 425 degrees F (220 degrees C). Bring a small pot of salted water to a boil; add the pumpkin and cook until soft enough to easily pierce with a fork, about 10 minutes. Drain. Mash the cooked pumpkin with a potato masher in your favorite large bowl. Mix the cream cheese and brown sugar with the mashed pumpkin. Whisk in the eggs one at a time. Add the vanilla, half-and-half, cinnamon, ginger, allspice, and cloves; stir until you have a thin batter. The batter should be slightly thinner than pancake batter. Pour the batter into the pie crusts. Place bacon in a large skillet over
Chocolate Peanut Butter Cream Pie
CHOCOLATE PEANUT BUTTER CREAM PIE Makes: 8 servings 3/4 cup hot fudge dessert topping, divided 1 HONEY MAID Graham Pie Crust (6 oz.) 1/2 cup creamy peanut butter 1-1/4 cups cold milk 2 pkg. (4-serving size each) JELL-O Vanilla Flavor Instant Pudding & Pie Filling 1 tub (8 oz.) COOL WHIP Whipped Topping, thawed, divided SPOON 1/2 cup of the fudge topping onto bottom of crust. Place in freezer 10 min. MIX peanut butter and milk with wire whisk in large bowl until well blended. Add dry pudding mixes; beat 2 min. or until well blended. (Mixture will be thick.) Gently stir in half of the whipped topping. Gently spoon over chocolate layer. Top with remaining whipped topping. REFRIGERATE 3 hours or until set. Drizzle with remaining 1/4 cup fudge topping just before serving. Store leftover pie in refrigerator.
Lobster Mornay
Lobster Mornay 1 cooked lobster 1 1/4 cups milk 1 slice onion 1 bay leaf 6 black peppercorns 1 oz butter 2 tblsp flour 2 tblsp cream pinch of nutmeg 2 oz cheddar, grated pinch of paprika, to garnish Using a sharp knife, cut the lobster in half lengthways through the shell. Lift the meat from the tail and body. Remove the cream colored vein and body matter and discard. Cut the meat into 1/2 inch pieces and refrigerate. Wash the head and shell halves, drain and pat dry and set aside. Heat the milk, onion, bay leaf, and peppercorns in a small pan and bring to a boil. Remove from heat, cover and leave for 15 minute. Strain. Melt the butter in a large pan, stir in the flour and cook for 1 minute, or until pale and foaming. Remove from heat and gradually stir in milk. Remove from heat and stir constantly until the mixture boils and thickens. Reduce heat and simmer for 1 minute. Stir in the cream. Season with the nutmeg and salt and pepper to taste. Fold the lobster meat th
lies, lies, and more lies... when will it end? how much will i take? why is it necessary?
Dane Cook - Atheist & Catholics
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The Seal Code
The SEAL Code Loyalty to Country, Team and Teammate Serve with Honor and Integrity On and Off the Battlefield Ready to Lead, Ready to Follow, Never Quit Take responsibility for your actions and the actions of your teammates Excel as Warriors through Discipline and Innovation Train for War, Fight to Win, Defeat our Nation's Enemies Earn your Trident everyday United States Navy SEAL In times of war or uncertainty there is a special breed of warrior ready to answer our Nation's call. A common man with uncommon desire to succeed. Forged by adversity, he stands alongside America's finest special operations forces to serve his country, the American people, and protect their way of life. I am that man. My Trident is a symbol of honor and heritage. Bestowed upon me by the heroes that have gone before, it embodies the trust of those I have sworn to protect. By wearing the Trident I accept the responsibility of my chosen profession and way of life. It is a privil
I want 1 man. A real man.
Gnarls Barkley Crazy Lyrics
Gnarls Barkley Crazy Lyrics I remember when, I remember, I remember when I lost my mind There was something so pleasant about that place. Even your emotions have an echo In so much space And when you're out there Without care, Yeah, I was out of touch But it wasn't because I didn't know enough I just knew too much Does that make me crazy? Does that make me crazy? Does that make me crazy? Probably And I hope that you are having the time of your life But think twice, that's my only advice Come on now, who do you, who do you, who do you, who do you think you are, Ha ha ha bless your soul You really think you're in control Well, I think you're crazy I think you're crazy I think you're crazy Just like me My heroes had the heart to lose their lives out on a limb And all I remember is thinking, I wanna be like them Ever since I was little, ever since I was little it looked like fun And it's no coincidence I've come And I can die when I'm done B
Familiar faces bring to mind memories of another time when life was fun and living carefree when the future was bright and promising for me A friend who was there every step of the way through all of lifes ups and it's downs who share with me laughter and pain All the days sunny or full of rain in the light of day or dark of night Lost for a moment in time and space As if encased in fire and ice Preserved so perfectly in the meantime to be brought back at just the right time to pick right up where we left off carying on becasue we never forgot that we are much more than just friends kidred spirits till the end. BELLE 10/3/2007
Axe Studio Music Promotion And Publicity
Axe Studio Music Promotion and Publicity Is a new Music Promotion and Publicity with artist as- Avril Lavigne , Buckcherry , Fuel , Dave Matthews Band , Seventh Day , Hellyeah, Johnny Rodes , Nickelback , Puddle of Mud , Nin Inch Nails. revebnation site link: website page Link: We are Looking for street Team Members to help out and Promote all of these artist in there towns, Street Team Members are, people, fans and friends to help out when the time comes , fliers, spred the word etc. Please sign up at or and also at For all questions please send an e-mail to All work on the site will be under Creative Commons Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 License. We have major artist to musicia
Plain White T's
Hey there Delilah I've got so much left to say If every simple song I wrote to you Would take your breath away I'd write it all Even more in love with me you'd fall We'd have it all Oh it's what you do to me Oh it's what you do to me Oh it's what you do to me Oh it's what you do to me A thousand miles seems pretty far But they've got planes and trains and cars I'd walk to you if I had no other way Our friends would all make fun of us and we'll just laugh along because we know That none of them have felt this way Delilah I can promise you That by the time we get through The world will never ever be the same And you're to blame Hey there Delilah You be good and don't you miss me Two more years and you'll be done with school And I'll be making history like I do You know it's all because of you We can do whatever we want to Hey there Delilah here's to you This ones for you Oh it's what you do to me Oh it's what you do to me Oh it's what you do to me
Bethany Dillon ~ You Could Be The One
Could I talk to you sometime this afternoon? About some things I know I'm reading into Because you and me come at this differently And I'm just trying to be honest with you Now that I've found you in the most unexpected places You were right in front of my face You could be the one that I could hold on to forever, hold on to forever You could be the one Yeah, I get it Go change the subject But I can't forget how much this seems to fit When you feel this way Everything sounds so clich� But I'll try to explain my side of this Now that I've found you in the most unexpected places You were right in front of my face You could be the one that I could hold on to forever, hold on to forever You could be the one Maybe you are the kind that doesn't want to say it I should just let you be But maybe if I spoke up that would be enough To give my mind some peace You could be the one that I could hold on to forever, hold on to forever Yo
If your heart was truly mine there would be no false comunication wit me .there would be no lies told to protect me from the harsh truth. why is it my reality has been broken why is it that my heart is the one that is broken . am i the only one in this relationship that gives a damn . I try an try but u push me aside tryin to get what u want . Not that i care any more about what u say . I care for u an i love you . Your oppions mean more to me then my friends an family an yet it seem the opposite for you . Why is it my life is distroyed an i have to rebuild it . You can break my heart but i am the one that gets to pick up the peices . You think a simple sorry is all it takes to make it all better . I forgive u time an time again . I dont knoe how much more i can take . Tell me whats really goin on . Tell me if u wanna leave me . Becaus if leavin makes you happy then go . if that is truely what u want then gets a stepin but dont tell me u love me an that we would allways be together if
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Hinder - Nothin Good About Goodbye
I rolled up my sleeves today Cause I thought that this was over But then you called to say You forgot that broach of your mother’s Every time I try to cut the cord You come crawling back with some excuse You forgot something There’s nothing good about goodbye I could swear I saw you cry I always knew you’d wind up falling harder There’s nothing good about goodbye Just say goodbye I rolled up my sleeves today Cause I thought that this had ended But then you called again To tell me how you’re gonna blow my best friend And every time I try to cut the cord You come crawling back with some excuse You forgot something There’s nothing good about goodbye I can swear I saw you cry I always knew you’d wind up falling harder Falling harder Every story has two sides In the he-said-she-said fight Always knew you’d wind up falling Falling harder There’s nothing good about goodbye Just say goodbye Falling, falling out of y
I had a wonderful weekend this weekend.. for the first time in 3 year ( to the day) i got to see my baby brother for the first time.. and had a wonderful time playing video games with him and just chilling.. i also got to go visit my friend Emily and her roommate Bobby and Kiko.. they are really cool people.. had a blast laughed a lot and just caught up with emily and the 2 1/2 years we lost while i was away.. Being home is so great i dont know how else to explain it.. i am very very happy.. and enjoying every minute of it. next weekend i get to puppy sit my dads 2 doggies and the weekend after that i get to go see my friend Jimmys new baby boy.. and mom and dad Lainge i cant wait for that.. am excited.. they are awsomly sweet people that i miss dearly.. Wish i could see Uncle Rob but never know if Em ever gets ahold of him, he may be at mom and dad laings.. and i hope so.. miss them all dearly. ok enough of my babbling.. i got some stuff i need to go do so will talk to ya
A Hot Wedding
Yesterday my wife and I attended her uncle's wedding to his long time girlfriend. The wedding was hot in more ways than one. First, the weather was hot. The sun was blazing down on us during both the ceremony and the reception. We did get to cool down some with a open bar and some indoor dancing. Second, the food was hot. The wedding lunch was BBQ beef and chicken a long with salad, veggies and bread. The food was decent but there was only water to drink. The wedding cake was a white cake with lemon jelly filling. Third, the conversation was hot. Since it was 99% adults at the wedding, the conversations were full of sexual jokes between the wedding couple and their close friends. Overall, it was funny to go out with my wife and see her family.
Eating Right Can Be Easy.
Yesterday I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. My blood pressure was high, my cholesterol was high, I'd gained some weight, and I didn't feel so hot. My doctor said eating right doesn't have to be complicated and it would solve my physical problems. He said just think in colors... Fill your plate with bright colors... greens, yellows, reds, etc. I went right home and ate an entire bowl of M&M's And sure enough, I felt better immediately. I never knew eating right could be so easy.
Time To Clean
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Call Of Mist
cold and silent whispers in the void nothing is seen but i hear it coming they cant see me but they smell me im looking around slowly because im under water they smile as they see me but i cant see them i can smell them but the light is not breaking they arent comming closer they are watching me... im turning in my body and they see me im trying to scream they are watching me im calling out for help but they dont care about it im lost in the mist and they follow thye come closer and nip i scream they smile im crying on my knees the head hunters comming close they are biting they are niping im crying im screaming they are still nipping they are biting me i am screaming but im silent i am crying but im dry im swaying but im held my body is gone and im a head thats been collected in myst where shadows lie
Week 26
The majority of this week’s installment centered on our old time-watchin’ buddies the Monitors and gave some crazy alternate universe clues to how the entire series is connected! But before we get to that, how’s about a quick recap of what happened in the book’s other storylines? - Donna isn’t dead! In fact, apparently Jason didn’t even try to kill her. The former Boy Wonder and Bob the Monitor are trying to play the whole thing off as a last-minute escape plan they hatched, but it ain’t quite ringing true for everyone. As Miss Troy put it herself, “I said, ‘You shot me!’ You start your next sentence with ‘I’m sorry, Donna,’ at least!” - Jimmy and Forager have landed on Apokolips, only for the cub reporter to get his ass handed to him and be dragged away by a big, scary Parademon. Way to go, bug-lady! - Karate Kid threw up a lot at the Blüdhaven crater, but that totally didn’t gross out Firestorm, who stopped in to halt the Buddy Blank-led investigation team. Lucky for them
He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. ~Unknown
Delain - No Compliance Lyrics [Sharon den Adel:] It feels so dangerous I don't know where you are You can't control my every move Although you try so hard It said to me that the wisdom doesn't make me wise It said to me that your tears don't make me cry [Marco Hietala:] Ripped apart Lay me to waste I know your fears I feel your pain Running away through a spinning maze Running away to the same escape [Sharon den Adel:] No compliance Your boundaries suffocate My lungs are filled With poison in your cage Bruises and stains No power left to stand You held me down Help me rise again...
Julie Andrews Turns 69
Subject: Julie Andrews turns 69 AFTER READING YOU WOULD THINK SHE WAS TURNING MUCH OLDER Just laugh----doesn't do any good to cry. Julie Andrews turns 69 - To commemorate her 69th birthday on October 1st actress/vocalist, Julie Andrews made a special appearance at Manhattan 's Radio City Music Hall for the benefit of the AARP. One of the musical numbers she perform ed was "My Favorite Things" from the legendary movie, "Sound Of Music". Here are the lyrics she used: Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting, Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings, Bundles of magazines tied up in string, These are a few of my favorite things. Cadillac's and cataracts, and hearing aids and glasses, Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings, These are a few of my favorite things. When the pipes leak, When the bones creak, When the knees go bad, I simply remember my favorite
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Not Safe For Network
not safe for network what the ************ a guy holding a pitch fork that's not safe for network i serious don't get it will someone please tell what's safe for network on here guess people ain't a big fan of dragons etc .
What Drives You Up The Wall ?
what drives you up the wall ?
Helping A Drunk
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door........ The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. 'Not a chance,' says the husband, 'It is three o'clock in the morning.' He slams the door and returns to bed. 'Who was that?' asked his wife. 'Just some drunk guy asking for a push,' he answers. 'Did you help him?' she asks. 'No. I did not. It is three o'clock in the morning and it is pouring rain outside!!' His wife said, 'Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!' The man does as he is told (of course!), gets dressed and goes out into the pouring rain. He calls out into the dark, 'Hello! Are you still there?' 'Yes,' comes back the answer. 'Do you still need a push?' calls out the husband. 'Yes! Please!' comes the reply from t he darkn
Matchbox Twenty - Downfall
Wonder how you sleep I wonder what you think of me If I could go back Would you have ever been with me I want you to be uneased I want you to remember I want you to believe in me I want you on my side [Chorus] Come on and lay it down I've always been with you Here and now Give all that's within you Be my savior And I'll be your downfall mmm, mmm, mmm Here we go again Ashamed of being broken in We're getting off track I wanna get you back again I want you to trouble me I wanted you to linger I want you to agree with me I want so much so bad [Chorus] Come on and lay it down I've always been with you Here and now Give all that's within you Be my savior And I'll be your downfall mmm, mmm, mmm Yeah, be my savior (Only love can save us now) (Don't lay me down) (Only love can save us now) I'll be your downfall (I'll be your downfall) (Ah, love can save us now) (Don't save me now) Lay it down I've always been with you Hear me now With all
Boulevard Of Broken Dreams By Greenday
Boulevard of Broken Dreams I walk a lonely road The only one that I have ever known Don't know where it goes But it's home to me and I walk alone I walk this empty street On the boulevard of broken dreams Where the city sleeps and I'm the only one and I walk alone I walk alone I walk alone I walk alone I walk a - Chorus : My shadow's the only one that walks beside me My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me Till then I walk alone Ah (repeats ... a lot)! I'm walking down the line That divides me somewhere in my mind On the border line Of the edge and where I walk alone Read between the lines Of what's fucked up and everything's all right Check my vital signs to know I'm still alive and I walk alone I walk alone I walk alone I walk alone I walk a - I walk this empty street On the boulevard of broken dreams Where
If Only Tears Could Bring You Back To Me By Midnight Sons
Pokemon the First Movie Soundtrack Lyrics Midnight Sons - If Only Tears Could Bring You Back Lyrics How will I start Tomorrow without you here Who's heart will guide me When all the answers disappear Is it too late Are you too far gone to stay This one's forever Should never have to go away What will I do You know I'm only half without you How will I make it through If only tears could bring you back to me If only love could find a way What I would do, what I would give If you returned to me someday Somehow, someway If my tears could bring you back to me I'd cry you an ocean If you'd sail on home again Wings of emotion Will carry you, I know they can Just light will guide you And your heart will chart the course Soon you'll be drifting Into the arms of your true north Look in my eyes And you will see a million tears have gone by And still they're not dry If only tears could bring you back to me If only love could find a way What I w
Uncloudy Day From The Broken Bridges Soundtrack
Broken Bridges Soundtrack Lyrics Toby Keith, Willie Nelson, BeBe Winans - Uncloudy Day Lyrics O they tell me of a home far beyond the skies, O they tell me of a home far away; O they tell me of a home where no storm clouds rise, O they tell me of an uncloudy day. O the land of cloudless day, O the land of an unclouded day, O they tell me of a home where no storm clouds rise, O they tell me of an uncloudy day. O they tell me of a home where my friends have gone, O they tell me of that land far away, Where the tree of life in eternal bloom Sheds its fragrance through the uncloudy day. O the land of cloudless day, O the land of an unclouded day, O they tell me of a home where no storm clouds rise, O they tell me of an uncloudy day. O they tell me of a King in His beauty there, And they tell me that mine eyes shall behold Where He sits on the throne that is whiter than snow, In the city that is made of gold. O the land of cloudless day, O the land of an
Between Crystal Waters
Between Crystal Waters Between crystal waters and the light of the moon, I demanded time to stand still while I listened, the winds orchestrated an omnipotent tune, tapped on the shoulder the wind calls my name "Kristin." I hear the spirit, our hearts, dancing with the wind, separated in flesh, joined by the spirit we are, entangling your soul with love that I send, everlasting sensations brings life a new star. The sky brightly winks with every connected soul, the leaves crackle in harmony with the crickets, surrounding you with a feeling of being whole, friendly interruptions come from the deep thickets. Like a tornado, our spirits tightly embrace, beginning and end circulate around us two, knowledge of new lessons, subconsciously efface, illuminating with love as the spirit grew. Entranced moments like this inspire our good will treasured and blessed we are, until time again stands still. Copyright © 09-24-07 Kristin Roth-Davis
Live - Lakini's Juice
it was an evening i shared with the sun to find out where we belong from the earliest days we were dancing in the shadows . more wine cuz i got to have it more skin cuz i got to eat it . inside the outside by the river used to be so calm used to be so sane I rushed the lady's room took the water from the toilet washed her feet and blessed her name more peace is such a dirty habit . slow down, we're too afraid . let me ride let me ride burn my eyes let me ride
Garage Door
Before He Cheats By Carrie Underwood
Carrie Underwood Song Lyrics Before He Cheats Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleach blonde tramp, and she's probably getting frisky... right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey... Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo... And he don't know... That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seats... I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights, slashed a hole in all 4 tires... Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats. Right now, she's probably up singing some white-trash version of Shania karoke.. Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk" and he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky, Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo... And he don't know... That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive, carved my na
Words For The Wise!!!!!
I admit it. I am scared to go to the dentist. It's not for the reason you think though. I'm not afraid of the needles, or the drill, or of pain. I'm afraid of how much it is going to cost to finally get the braces I ought to have had as a teenager. If you hear a really loud thud from this direction tomorrow morning that will be the sound of me hitting the floor in a dead faint when they give me the estimate.
Happy Hump Day
happy hump day everyone
What Was For Dinner ?
what was for dinner ?
How I Feel Kelly Clarkson
Looks like I made a mess again Heartbreak everywhere I step This fire is getting hot again But I touch the flame 'cause I'm a curious cat Creeping where I don't belong Finding out what I knew all along Crying all alone And it's all my fault, all my fault Yeah, I did it again...again Oh, I'm getting tired of believing Even sicker of pretending That it's not so bad, just wait it out Oh, I think you're feeding me lies again The only good man left wasn't him And that's how I feel right now so just let me be Let me be It seems every time I find a good man He's got a good little wife I'm not jealous but I won't lie I don't want to hear about your wonderful life And babies everywhere I look Trophy wives with their little black books At this rate I'm gonna end up alone It's probably all my fault, all my fault Oh, another dead end:again Oh, I'm getting tired of believing Even sicker of pretending That it's not so bad, just wait it out Oh, I think you're
Live - Brothers Unaware (1991)
this was the first song I ever heard from Live. My Favorite album by them, being Mental Jewelry, came out in 1991 Many of the songs are based on the writings of Indian philosopher Jiddu Krishnamurti who was known for being a well-known writer and speaker on fundamental philosophical and spiritual subjects, such as the purpose of meditation, human relationships, and how to enact positive change in global society. I love this song so much that i usually sing it in the shower in the mornin lol so here's Brothers Unaware So many people I know only a few Yes I may say that I love this man And that man But what keeps me from loving you? . Date of birth, geography The color of my skin, ideology You got ten fingers, two legs, on nose Like me Just like me . And it's as simple as that You see . And if I don't know who to Love I love them all And if I don't know who to trust I trust them all And if I don't know who to kill I may kill myself instead . From the mouth of a
Emery - The Ponytail Parades (accoustic)
THIS IS A LIVE ACCOUSTIC RECORDING FROM THE DVD "I'm Only a Man." which is a really good show go check it out three sleepless nights this isn't how it's supposed to be but you're so good at taking your time to get back to me i will wait for you forever if you would just ask me i thought that i could change you but you changed me it doesn't feel right holding someone else's hand together on phone lines and living at two opposite ends it scares me to think that you could find takers other than me and better than me but your head is elsewhere and i'm talking enough for both of us when will you see it's not (it's not)so easy for me your careless and whisper insulting and bruising and i thought that you said things were improving these laces are untied but my feet are still walking away away i never thought that you could say these words is this really happening? (don't say that we can still be friends) erase my name from this page how c
All I Ever Wanted Was Love
All I Ever Wanted Was Love all I ever wanted was love is that to much to ask for? I guess it is cause I can never find anyone to love me they always build up my hopes just to have them let down leave me with tears and a frown Every time I get close to someone they back away with just the words I can not love you is all they say what have I done to always end up the hurting one why is it I can never find love someone to hold me someone to kiss me someone to just be mine Am I that bad of a person who does not deserve love? All I ever wanted was love
Riding With Private Malone By David Ball
David Ball, Riding With Private Malone Lyrics Looking for David Ball tabs and chords? Browse alphabet (above) Artist: Ball David Song: Riding With Private Malone Album: Amigo Buy David Ball Sheet Music Buy David Ball CDs I was just out of the service thumbing through the classifieds When an ad that said:"Old Chevy" somehow caught my eye The lady didn't know the year,or even if it ran But I had that thousand dollars in my hand It was way back in the corner of this old ramshackle barn Thirty years of dust and dirt on that green army tarp When I pulled the cover off,it took away my breath What she called a Chevy was a sixty six Corvette I felt a little guilty as I counted out the bills But what a thrill I got when I sat behind the wheel I opened up the glove box and that's when I found the note The date was nineteen-sixty six and this is what it wrote: He said,"My name is Private Andrew Malone" "If you're reading this,then I didn't make it home" "But for ev
Rebecca Lynn By Brian White
Rebecca lynn grew up in carolina Half a mile from tucker cherrys farm A quiet girl with green eyes full of fire Her daddys pride and all her mamas charm Rebecca lynn became my hearts desire Long about the start of second grade Mrs. rosenbloom let me sit beside her We passed notes then after school we played (singin) Ring around the rosie, pocket full of dreams and posies Patty-cake, a bakers man, tag youre it, kick the can I think I hear my mama calling, gotta go Man I loved her so High school days, me and becky learnin What it really means to be in love Give and take, holdin back for heavens sake Fightin for a week, then makin up I said please becky wont you marry me? Prom night in my car out by the curb She was so surprised, first she laughed and then she cried And somewhere in my heart Im sure I heard Ring around the rosie, pocket full of dream and posies Patty-cake, a bakers man, tag youre it, kick the can Mama flashed the porch light for me, gotta
People Who Steal Pics & Pretend To Be Them.
Nothing pisses me off online more than when someone steals a pic from someone & uses it to try & pose as themselves, I've found 1 so far, I left a comment on her picture, then instantly she sends me a shout saying that "of course it is really her" When I know for a fact it isn't, The funny thing is I have seen this womans pics before on her website, does the name "Ann Angel" ring a bell? & she looks nothing like the fubar faker who tries to pose as her, people make me laugh. Pathetic. So if any of you are one of those impersonators, fuck off, & don't bother adding me as a friend, my whole purpose here is to meet real people. Cheers
Wow !
For those of you who are having to many issues with Internet Explorer (IE), I HIGHLY recommend switching to Firefox. I did today and I'm completely amazed with it, 10x better than IE could ever hope to be with all the extra features makes it a must for anyone. Everything from custom skins and so much more .. everything carries over from IE so you don't loose anything. And its 100% free. Well I just figured Id put the word out!
Happy Thursday
happy Thursday
Truth Or Dare
PLAY TRUTH/DARE (& be honest) I dare you to tell me the truth: Four things you want to know about me: 01. 02. 03. 04. Three things you like about me: 01. 02. 03. Two things you don't like about me: 01. 02. My best feature: 01. Two things you want to do with me: 01. 02. One word that describe me: 01. One question for me: 01. repost this see how many people do this to you Just copy and send to me...
Drama & Stalker People!! Beware!
Ok this woman has severe issues and is to be avoided by everyone I care about PLEASE!! She has done nothing but stalk some of my family members here on fubar and treat them like crap. She has been asked, told, and threatened to stay away and she will not listen. She has been blocked and she just keeps changing her accounts and joining different fu families. Please she is a point whore and will just use your family and dump you at any given chance. Thank you and massive love to you all! Gina ~~Deliciously Evil~~Owner and co-founder of Raiders Royal Stealth Bombers~~@ fubar ~~Daniel~~RRSB~~@ fubar ~~Nick~~Raiders Royal Stealth Bombers@ fubar Reaper@ fubar Also Deliciously Evil uses Reaper as a fake account and to try and ruin my fu fun on here, also Daniel (my ex fu hubby uses that account to try and stalk me), so if I were you guys you don't want problems I suggest you block them asap. Just letting you know the heads up! Take care all. Have a great day! XOXO
The Counting Crows - A Long December
A long December and there's reason to believe Maybe this year will be better than the last I can't remember the last thing that you said as you were leaving Oh the days go by so fast And it's one more day up in the canyons And it's one more night in Hollywood If you think that I could be forgiven I wish you would (Na na na, etc. yeah) The smell of hospitals in winter And the feeling that it's all a lot of oysters, but no pearls All at once you look across a crowded room To see the way that light attaches to a girl And it's one more day up in the canyons And it's one more night in Hollywood If you think you might come to California I think you should (Na na na, etc. yeah) Drove up to Hillside Manor sometime after 2 a.m. And talked a little while about the year I guess the winter makes you laugh a little slower Makes you talk a little lower about the things you could not show her And it's been a long December and there's reason to believe Maybe this year
Waiters At This Restaurant
I took some clients out to dinner last week, and I noticed a spoon in the shirt pocket of our waiter as he handed us the menus. It seemed a little odd, but I dismissed it as a random thing. Until our busboy came with water & tableware; he, too, sported a spoon in his breast- pocket. I looked around the room, and all the waiters, waitresses, busboys, etc. had spoons in their pockets. When our waiter returned to take our order, I just had to ask, "Why the spoons?" "Well," he explained, "our parent company recently hired some Andersen Consulting efficiency experts to review all our procedures, and after months of statistical analyses, they concluded that our patrons drop spoons on the floor 73% more often than any other utensil at a frequency of 3 spoons per hour per workstation. By preparing all our workers for this contingency in advance, we can cut our trips to the kitchen down and save time... nearly 1.5 extra man hours per shift." Just as he concluded, a "ch-ching" came from the
Saluting Fubar
A few days ago I finally got my salute photo uploaded here. I just want to thank my lovely wife for helping me with it. I hope everyone liked it.
Happy Friday
happy FRIDAY
fuck the haters . yes but i love the ones who hate me it makes me smile
Nsfw Pics
come check
Nikki Goes To Washington
Mr. Sixx Goes to Washington Body: Lianne George | Oct 26, 2007 | 3:35 pm EST Related content:Maclean's Q&A with Nikki Sixx Standing in an alleyway behind the Barnes & Noble in Washington, D.C.’s posh Georgetown district, Nikki Sixx, the brains and cojones behind the ultra-hedonistic ’80s metal band Mötley Crüe, is eating a grilled eggplant sandwich. He is 48, and six-and-a-half years sober. And while he’s not a vegetarian, he says, taking a bite, he generally likes to separate his carbs from his proteins. Not everything about him has changed, though. For example, his ’80s rocker aesthetic is more or less in tact: Marlborough dangling between the fingers (check); helmet of over-processed black hair (check); full-body schmear of tattoos (check); skull-and-crossbones bandana tucked into back pocket (check); layers of black on black clothing (check); liberal sprinkling of chains and studs (check and check). That said, the make-up is gone. Also, the whole look is updated with modern
Savage Garden- Crash & Burn
Send Me An Angel
Send me an Angel - Zeromancer
Standing Here Tonight
Standing here tonight by eric ethan I'm standing here with a dozen of yellow roses for you tonight, wanna dance tonight I have a dark suit on for you, and the smell of old spice for you I have a carriage ready for you lets get in the this big carraige with the bush horses pulling us through the night as the moon shines through the night I get the fur cover to cover us and keep us warm through our ride tonight I have some hot apple cider for the ride and nice glass of wine waiting for you and i when we get back from our ride. I have the fire warm and ready for us so we can enjoy the fire togeather adn snuggle togeather with the lights out with one candle that has cimmonan smell to it. I give the a kiss on the lips so gently and softly but with
Here Come The 90s Playlist 11/09/07
DEPECHE MODE - Halo SIOUXSIE & THE BANSHEES - Face to Face SWITCHBLADE SYMPHONY - Bad Trash DUBSTAR - Not So Manic Now KAVANA - I Can Make You Feel Good THE DEVLINS - Crossing the River ACE OF BASE - All That She Wants ROBERT PALMER w/UB40 - I'll Be Your Baby Tonight INI KAMOZE - Here Comes the Hotstepper GEORGE MICHAEL - Fast Love TAYLOR DAYNE - I'll Be Your Shelter FATBOY SLIM - Praise You INXS - Bitter Tears ANNIE LENNOX - Walking On Broken Glass PM DAWN - Looking Through Patient Eyes GENESIS - No Son Of Mine NELSON - After The Rain DAVID BOWIE/PET SHOP BOYS - Hallo Spaceboy (PSB Extended Mix) SAVAGE GARDEN - I Knew I Loved You (Daniel's Mix) KYLIE MINOGUE - Better The Devil You Know MICHAEL JACKSON - Beat It (Moby's Sub Mix) PRINCE - Race UTAH SAINTS - What Can You Do For Me? DEF LEPPARD - Two Steps Behind ALICE IN CHAINS - Nutshell OZZY OSBOURNE - Mama I'm Comin' Home BONNIE RAITT - Have A Heart TASMIN ARCHER - Sleeping Satellite ELTON JOHN - The One M
Evolution Of A Subbie/slave
Some of Y/you probably noticed I've changed my page a lil bit. There's a reason for that and, no, I'm not done changing it yet. :P When I looked at it after getting back online, I realized I've changed as a subbie. I don't know if it would be right to say that I've grown as a male submissive or just that I've changed. I'll leave that for Y/you to decide. So I wanted to write something that says what being submissive means to me and I know it will be way too much to fit into my profile, so I'm writing it here. Let me begin by talking about other male subbies and why I really don't like any of them that I've met. I've chatted with enough of them to know that nearly all male subbies are the same (Mistress Cruise's hubby/subbie excluded, of course!). They're pushy, arrogant, and concerned only with their own sexual gratification. They seem to lack respect for Dommes/Mistresses, each other, and themselves. this is the biggest reason I have for disliking them and for trying so hard to be
Fertility Spells
Fertility spells or Pregnancy spells are often used by women's who want to start her own family. But due to unknown problems she is not able to conceive and some time they may also be scared at the time of pregnancy thinking about the baby, fertility spell or pregnancy spells should be used for the above reasons so that they may have a safe pregnancy and without any problems or complications. Also fertility spells should be used to prevent Miscarriages. First, you and he should be trying these different medical methods as well. Just because they did not work for he and her, does not mean they won't work for the 2 of you. As for a spell, try filling a leather pouch with 1 of each of these stones: amethyst, clear quartz crystal, chrysoprase and aventurine. Place fresh rosemary under the bed when trying to conceive and wear the pouch around your neck each time you try. This will increase your chances of becoming pregnant. Once pregnant, keep the pouch until after you deliver to easy yo
Looking back at me I see That I never really got it right I never stopped to think of you I'm always wrapped up in Things I cannot win You are the antidote that gets me by Something strong Like a drug that gets me high [Chorus x2:] What I really meant to say Is I'm sorry for the way I am I never meant to be so cold To you I'm sorry about all the lies Maybe in a different light You could see me stand on my own again Cause now i can see You were the antidote that got me by Something strong like a drug that got me high [Chorus x2] I never meant to be so cold I never really wanted you to see The screwed up side of me that I keep Locked inside of me so deep It always seems to get to me I never really wanted you to go So many things you should have known I guess for me theres just no hope I never meant to be so cold [Chorus x2]
Luckiest Woman
I love the way you touch me so soft and sensuously. It makes me tingle all over. I love the way you kiss me. It starts a fire deep down inside of me and makes me yearn for you even more. I love the way you look at me. It makes me feel beautiful and treasured. Most of all I love the way you love me. When you walk in my whole day gets better. And even when you're not with me you're in my thoughts always. It doesn't matter what we don't have or what we do have. The most important thing is we have each other and no one can take that away. I am the luckiest woman in the world and I don't need or want anything but you beside me loving me to the end of our days.
A White Rose
The red rose whispers of passion, And the white rose breathes of love; O, the red rose is a falcon, And the white rose is a dove. But I send you a cream-white rosebud With a flush on its petal tips; For the love that is purest and sweetest Has a kiss of desire on the lips.
Dance Me To The End Of Love
Dance with me in love Dance with me in life When did enduring love begin? The day we became man and wife There is patience and understanding We try to be unselfish and kind Though not a fairy-tale romance No greater love will we find Sharing dreams, passions, and desires Building each other up when we fall We've learned to say I'm sorry And I love you through it all Our two hearts beat as one Cherishing what we have from above Dance with me forever Dance me to the end of love
Stop Abuse
PMMAKE SURE YOU WATCH THE VIDEO AT THE END Cause some dont get that chance........... SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to spill my milk at dinner last night. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to play with my dolls that long. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to be a mistake.. why can't I eat?SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.i didn't mean to pee in my pants yesterday. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to cry when my bath water was too hot.SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I love you! Why don't you love me back? Why is everything I do wrong?1,504,000 CHILDREN GET ABUSED BY THEIR GUARDIANS. IT'S NOT RIGHT. THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SUFFER. IF YOU THINKCHILD ABUSE IS WRONG YOU CAN HELP BY RE-POSTING. if you dont repost you have no heart [to repost click reply to poster and copy the code
Our Love
our love is a wasteland of promises in vain of past of present of future nothing rotting quietly in my palms
Feeling Crappy
Okay to all my dear friendz
What Do You Want For Christmas?
I've spent so much of my blog writing time.. about myself... well I want to know what you want? Let me know!! Maybe its something I can help with :-) or get you :-) I
Movie Review: Star Wars-episode I: The Phantom Menace (1999)
The first of the six part Star Wars saga. Plot: Master Jedi Qui-Gon Jinn and his apprentice Obi-Wan Kenobi try to save the world of Queen Padmé Naberrie Amidala from the trade Federation. Along the way, they discover the "Chosen One" of Anakin Skywalker. Likes: A good introduction of the characters and events that will shpe the rest of the six films.; Very good special effects during the action scenes. Dislikes: Seems to be slow at times.; Darth Maul is a push-over when it comes to being a villain. Rated PG for sci-fi action/violence. Kid's Caution: A few scary sea monsters. Other than that, it is ok for kids. I give it 2 1/2 stars. A good saga start, but needed a better villain.
Movie Review: Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone (2001)
Based on the novel by JK Rowling, HP-SS is the first of seven films about the adventures of a young wizard-in-training. Plot: Harry and pals try to figure out the mystery of the Sorcerer's Stone, while trying to get through their first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Likes: I found it very true to the book in most parts.; The acting is great from both children and adult actors.; An amazing thrill ride of effects. Dislikes: Little character development of HSWW's staff. Rated PG for scary moments and mild language. Kid's Caution: Very small children might find some scenes scary. I give it 2 1/2 stars. A good start to the film series, but could have had more character development.

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