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Net Dating And Relationships...
For all the men and women that ask do Net relationships work? For some maybe , for other's no... I have had enough of men writing to me, asking for my phone number, talking for hours and hours, they make the plans to come up to see me and something comes up and they break it off with more than one excuse... Some men are ok and some are as evil as hell. I guess now I will try dating another guy here in Anchorage, I pray to the Goddess that he'll be kind, not a user or a liar... All I know a guy on here started talking to me on the Net and on the Phone. He suggested of coming up here in November, I was happy about it but I really didn't ask him to come up here. We started talking shortly before the end of April by the end of August he changed and it wasn't for the good either. I gave him my time and my listening ear, then a situation comes up beyond any one's control dealing with his child. I understood that and was with him 100 %, then I get the silent treatment. Silence

What Do Teachers Make?
The dinner guests were sitting around the table discussing life. One man, a CEO, decided to explain the problem with education. He argued, "What's a kid going to learn from someone who decided his best option in life was to become a teacher?" He reminded the other dinner guests what they say about teachers: "Those who can, do.. Those who can't, teach." To stress his point he said to another guest; "You're a teacher, Bonnie. Be honest. What do you make?" Bonnie, who had a reputation for honesty and frankness replied, "You want to know what I make? (She paused for a second, then began...) "Well, I make kids work harder than they ever thought they could. I make a C+ feel like the Congressional Medal of Honor winner. I make kids sit through 40 minutes of class time when their parents can't make them sit for 5 without an I Pod, Game Cube or movie rental. You want to know what I make?" (She paused again and looked at each and every person at the table.) I

Her Sweet Little Fanny Pictures..
This is one of my biggest peeves in life. When someone can dish it out but cannot take it. There is this little bimbo on here named Anastascia. We got on our friends lists and I was able to access her NSFW pictures. Those pictures included some wonderful pictures of her buttocks and not just in some tasteful ad like picture, it was her legs spread open and encouraging to be scored and wanted comments with an intro like she was some little prima donna. Well, as a normal human male, when I see his little blonde so beautiful showing her wonderful buttocks for all to see, then she opened herself up to comments. Not to be disresecting but if she was open enough to show her wares then she must be pretty secure with herself. I guess I made the mistake off savng her the embarrassment of leaving commments rather elaborate where all could read and left them private to her. Gee, Fubar.com left a place to click for private commments. She had a fit! Saying I am disrespecting her with what

Bout Ma Mom
I have to say.. I really miss my "mom" right about now.. And laura and doug and basically anyone i could pawn caleb off on in atlanta for 2 or 3 days while i did my weekend study benders I am terrified of what tomorrow brings... I know i need another all nighter.. But i goto get caleb some attention too. I mean... i cant sleep all day away w/ barney on the tube.. oh what to do what to do... hmm blah nev mind i am str8 on sleep

Pink Floyd - The Dogs Of War Live
Dogs of war and men of hate With no cause, we don't discriminate Discovery is to be disowned Our currency is flesh and bone Hell opened up and put on sale Gather 'round and haggle For hard cash, we will lie and deceive Even our masters don't know the web we weave One world, it's a battleground One world, and we will smash it down One world ... One world Invisible transfers, long distance calls, Hollow laughter in marble halls Steps have been taken, a silent uproar Has unleashed the dogs of war You can't stop what has begun Signed, sealed, they deliver oblivion We all have a dark side, to say the least And dealing in death is the nature of the beast One world, it's a battleground One world, and we will smash it down One world ... One world The dogs of war don't negotiate The dogs of war won't capitulate, They will take and you will give, And you must die so that they may live You can knock at any door, But wherever you go, you know they've been there b

Eight Strange Things ...
I recently ... well not VERY recently (I ignored the first notice) ... got tagged to write a blog on "8 Weird Things About Me" by someone I consider a kindred spirit who will remain nameless, as he's busy teaching out in a place that rhymes with "Schmalifornia" and his nic may or may not rhyme with "Flobbert-Gree." I'm not one for chain letters or pointless internet games, but when you put the terms "weird" and "ChewToy4Max" together, it just fits ... so here goes ... for a dopey way to blow 10 minutes, read on: 8 (or more) Weird Things About ChewToy4Max 1. I am missing a fold in my right ear that makes it stick out more than my "normal" left ear. People generally claim they didn't notice, but I'd bet they were wondering why I look just "a little bit off." On this same tack, I also have size 12 feet (which sure help me keep my 6'3" frame upright) and have taken much ribbing when I left my "boats" out on the living room floor for others to trip over. As a consequence, I

I Need Some Advice
Hey fubar family, i need some advice. Im debating wether or not to enlist into the Army. However im not sure if this is a good idea or not. I would like the input of all my fubar friends and family and would like to hear what they think. Im leaning heavily towards the fact as it will give me an opportunity to really get a hold on my life and take a step in the right direction. Please any feed back would be greatly appreciated. Thanks all....

Life, The Universe And Everyting Else
So with the holiday season about to role round on us once again I beg of you all to think about what you have done this past year. Have you helped anyone, have you caused anyone pain physically or mentally, have you proclaimed yourself a religious person yet never gone to any meeting, masses or have done anything yourself towards that religion, have you said you love someone and meant it, have you been the best you can be. Of course you have you've done everything on that list throughout the year so here is my question to you and everyone else. Why is it when the holiday's role round people feel that they have to only be nice during that season? Why can't we all be nice to each other the rest of the time? Are we all that fickle that for one month out of the whole year we actually forget everything that someone has done to us forgive them and then go right back to hating them once the new year kicks in? Comeon people please don't just be nice to soemone for one month out of

Bored But Curious
I'm bored as hell but was just wondering this myself so maybe my "fu-Friends" can help me figure it out...if anyone actually reads these things! LMAO... With the Love word being thrown around so much on here and in real life, I don't think people really know when one is in true love...does one date make u love someone? Does being around someone for months at a time make you love someone? Maybe answering this question will wake some people up to the fact that they are/are not in love! Question is: When do you know you are REALLY in love?

Went With The Pot...... For The Freedom Freak
Writhing and unassailable reflections glisten and frolic, drifting on a plane of ash Chaotic embraces of Genesis, replete with credence and imbued with temerity, now shorn and bereft of any sovereignty. My baptism of stains: a faded fucking reminder of yore and naivete..... Supine, jaded as stardust accreted to mass, dost my pang squire another? Discerning nuances of lucidity plundered thrice by ruminations goaded, Cursory and piddling seas of unforetold lore spirited from our province! Yet one contends indifference whence exodus has all but begun here? As Zeus bade Atlas to heft the void above, now infinitum squanders its totality upon its maxim, waning true as blue. The Titans tenacity oppugns to mere militancy, though the sands shifted were legion, and so are the taunts of the rabble. Vector deposes the ancillary needs of the begotten.... For the tides ebb and flow to the meter of a rhyme we cannot pirate. Their conjecture akin to that of the Inqu

An Older Writing
AN OLDDDD WRITING.... POEM OR SUMPIN! Clever....again I read...to see IF IT COULD be me... Tourtured long enough! Ready for flight of fancy. and I SOOOO fancy YOU! I am one, you are tooooo The TWO can be one! One heart, one soul! TWO of ONE kind. Mates of souls parted, but united in heart. Desire trivial, another pause of breath. Though rapture captures the essence of TO BE, wait upon thy throne and Treasure me. I float upon whispers flung by feathered lips, Enticed by grace and possessed by chance I prize you, one of feathered lips, this kiss of LIFE placed upon my brow. And I seek you for sactuary from the conflagration of my yesterdays And for the journey of morrow.

Real Stupid One I Wrote
Entry for October 04, 2007 Don't remember when, where or why I would write such a thing but I did so here it is...crap I write making no sense ...cant rhyme or write anything good anymore... all that was good was losy when i deleted the page before and my laptop crashed. well no worries, soon enough there will be no need for any of this trash ass cyber world I despise so much... here for one, well 2 great reason yet i am still alone. I try as hard as I can but nothin seems to work. Nothing works out, and nothing is what I remain. I hear the echos yet cannot understand your voice I feel what I cannot touch the spiral is coloured now The thoughts crisp as Autumn You feed me I grow to shelter only you I will die with your winter My rebirth is in your spring In the summer of life I forage for tenderness The drops on your web my pain You spin it for life you spin it for keeps I cannot struggle, entwined in the silk of love I will die for your essence

Raison D'etre
Once again I wake to the thoughtof us And I can nearly taste you. I cant almost touch the skin my skin pines for. I long to wake, just to watch you sleep. I face a plight of complete and unadulterated dependency, of more than lust, of more than convienence. I, without having touched you, crave your sex. My body chases after the memories of us together! My mind faulters without the thought of your being! I wish to face these tides of life with you wrapped around my soul, struggling to keep afloat without! Never in time nor space have we passed the days, yet the fondness of your touch seems earily familiar. I ache, having thought but cannot feel. I cry rivers in the midst of confusion, yeilding to the mysteries of how! But when all is said and done, Its what you HAVE become: My reason..... My rhyme..... My fall from grace.... I wander aimlessly, yet have one destiny. I cringe at the agonies of seperation from what I have never known, only feeling the ecstasy of W

Tick!
All meaningless now pre 1/09/07 WARNING!!LOTS more intraspective nothingness! More vile cerebral effluence,, READ AT OWN DISCRETION!!! Nothing! TICK I muster strength to attain terminal velocity Shadowing spasms yield to nervous twitch Hairtrigger lightspeed reaches course Witness to resolve Countless days of sedusion Apparitions of past burned fires Troves of peace bestowed upon the mass Echoes caping within No voice to secceed from this Reason but a coffer Filled by riddle Answers too, but too few Ticking aimlessly adrift Release..... Spring to life Cold memory metal Sonance achieves light Ignite the soul for renewel Believe Why You've come here by mistake No return address Forward motion abomination Taught to breathe Through THEIRS Not your OWN Acclimate to listlessness For shockwaves are imminent And deadly The deeds of one mistake A burden eternal Stained by time Alone Under

When I First Looked Into Your Eyes
When first I looked into your eyes each breath became a thousand sighs. My heart drummed out a thunder beat I glowed with joy from head to feet. The hand of love had touched my soul, as the bell of destiny began to toll. The tide of love began to rise, the world was filled with summer skies. My sodden clouds of cold and grey glowed with gold, then wisped away. A brilliant rainbow arched across, as waves of love began to toss. The air was filled with lovebird cries, when I first looked into your eyes. When I first looked into your eyes, all time and space were paralyzed And in that instant, I was shown a universe I had never known. I dwell there still, in Paradise, when I look into your eyes.

Everytime I Look At The Stars
I gazed in your eyes, Such a beautiful blue; My heart whispered to me, And that’s right when I knew; The waves had ceased crashing, On the sand at our feet; Time had stopped passing, My search was complete; I finally discovered, What I'd known all along; A mystery uncovered, That just couldn't be wrong; It wasn't our first kiss, Nor' the day that we met; But I realized something, I will never forget; With the stars shining brightly, From high up above; I'd one word to describe it, That word, is love. I knew then these feelings, For my sweetheart were true; The man of my dreams, And my soulmate, is you. I think of it every time, That I look at the stars; This memory is mine, But that moment was OURS.

The Love For Me Daughter And The Hate My For My Mother
The Love for me Daughter and The Hate my for my Mother My love for daughter is so powerful and nobody not even my mom can't stop me from loving her. Right now My mom won't let me talk or call my because I don't want a realtionship with her I just want a realtionship with only my daughter. So now my mom is jealous that I'm giving my child the love and attention she needs and she hates it. My daughter lives with my mother and only way I get to see her if I have to spend a night at my mom's apartment that's when the stress level goes up. I love my daughter and I would do anything to get her back in my home but I won't because my mom turned my daughter againist her step father who was a daddy to her. My mom is not well all I can do is pray for her to get better and sane. My mom wants me to divorced my husband so I can be with her and my child. Only thing is I have a wonderful life with my husband I live on a nice piece of land, have a home to live in that nobody can never take and process

Omega Zed Century
we bathed in heat worked from sweat and slow decay thrusting in moist warmth pulsing in darkness breath becoming hard warmth becoming heat like ripe fruit being plucked each movement making an end forming richness and heat vibration forming to anger moans to groans tension expanding the body weakens to form the rush blood moving quickly now pulsing hard in spasms of a heart beat hard bodies becoming mush and death comes as screams are freed from within throbbing passion gone as it runs down the body like sweat eyes meet and lips close together then sleep comes to both lovers as they die in each others arms

Nonpoint - The Wreckoning Live
mornin fuckers here we go again its tuesday :D Broken glass all around you. Try to hide but they find you every time. Even with everything you try to do, people can still look and see right through you. Looking like you came from a magazine. Regular Jockstar/Beauty Queen. Covered in labels barely able to speak for yourself. So you look and other people and help yourself. You have your passport so you can be identified. In case the most important thing is lost (your life). Every chance you take, just to be glorified, is just another link in the chain of your wrecking ball. [Chorus] This is the wreckoning that you feel happening. The wrecking ball destroying it all. The bullet inside of the smoking gun. The knife in my back when I try to run. The rain on the day's that I'm stuck outside. The one to reveal when I'm trying to hide. Mr. and Mrs. Popularity and the life of all the parties, got to be the first to be the bad ones, get fucked up and have too much f

Hush
Hush I can hear you breathing Sweet The taste of your tender kiss I'm crazy, crazy tonight Baby hold me tonight Capture my heart Hold me til morning Love me right now Catch me, I'm falling Never let go Hold me til morning Love me right now Stop Let my love surround you Safe My face inside your hands I'm crazy, crazy tonight Baby hold me tonight Capture my heart Hold me til morning Love me right now Catch me, I'm falling Never let go Hold me til morning Love me And I will never be the same again Tonight lives forever in my dreams And I will be there when the morning comes Tonight lasts forever And I will never be the same again

The Clown
The Clown Dragging me down As pain spins me 'round Laughing through the tears Smiling when all is lost in fears I watch you dance and smile Souls lost in denial You dance and play Quietly dies the light of day You see only the fool wandering lost nothing new A world built of smoke and mirrors held together with a glue of tears. Your souls are cast to the pits of fire Charred in the funeral pyre Watching from the outside Shivering in the cold night-tide Purity sacrificed on an altar of lies Everything good slowly dies You whirl and spin around And still in death, I am your smiling clown

Silent As The Grave
Silent as the grave nothing left to save Misty darkness creeping forward smothering the soul forever more dance on my grave my love sacrifice a pure white dove taste my tears my sweet slit my wrists nice and neat moon hangs like the all seeing eye everything beneath is a lie night falls with crushing weight tortured soul roars its hate the beast glides through the fading light eyes gleaming deadly and bright sanity shatters like an old flagstone in the end we are all alone...

Mirror
The mirror shatters in shards so pure each part defiled and less than they were light glimmers a thousand ways flickering and fading til the end of days a thousand souls cry to be free each one screams an arrow through me hope fades in reflections of rage trapped forever in my tiny cage reason flies in the face of fear tearing down and destroying all that was dear love drowns in the darkling mist crimson tide from the wrist children fall like stalks of wheat flames of pain charring with their heat sanity slips out of my hands trickling away like grains of sand

The Hunt
The thrill of the hunt, the chase, the capture. That one perfect moment where love and hate, life and death, fear and ecstasy roll together into a scent so strong it transcends the mortal coil. Finding your prey, slipping through the world, gliding like a ghost amongst the herd, until you get close. Watching, waiting, tense, and still, while its sixth sense warns it of danger and it looks around trying to find what is making its little heart beat faster and faster. Feeling that fear wrap around you as it oozes from your prey’s body. Then, as it begins to calm, faster then a thought, lunging and snapping your jaws, feeling your fangs slice the delicate flesh, reveling in the power, in the life coursing down your throat as the prey bleeds out. Basking in the glow of a successful hunt, feeling the hot scarlet wash of blood pumping from the frantic heart of your helpless prey, as it slowly stills into death. And so it is with the Hunt, finding that fearful, timid, and lonely sou

The Beast
Deep inside the darkest parts of everyone sleeps a primal thing. quietly slumbering until something inside us awakens it and it can pull at the chains that bind it to those dark places. This thing is not evil or good, of the light or even of the darkness. It is instead, pure primal base instinctual..Rage, Lust, Hunger, Fear. driven by the basest things in all of us, it seeks to tear free and run rampant to subsume that which is human in all of us, everyday we fight the Beast. When our control slips and we start to be come angry, when we see something attractive to our eye, when we feel that fire burning to be fed, when we are terrified then the Beast can slip it bonds and run free. Some people can fight back the Beast, Some can control it enough to put it back in its chains, some people are so terrified of this thing inside them that it never manages to take control. and then some of us let it go long ago... it runs its howling course through our souls, devouring a little more hu

The Divine Tragedy
I sat the other night and debated the idea of Love and In Love with myself. I looked at my life and the worlds around me, and i wondered where then lies the difference. Love is almost tangible, you love your family you love your friends, you love your job and your home. Love then i think is the joy that being around someoe or someone gives. it is easy to spread love about, i can love more than one person and no one thinks the less of it. being In love then must be that feeling you get from someone that you would give your life to see happy, you will do anything you can to never ever see them sad. you want to be cose and protect them from the darkness that is out there. I know that you can be In love with more than one person and the love doesnt diminish it grows. When those people know and love each other as well they too add to that love and make it stronger, this is the tie of pack. we love each other and strengthen each other in that fashion. I would lay down my life or sell

To Lonely!!!!!!!!!
Here I am all alone!!!! But am I really???? No I have my family and a few real ture good friends. Do not get me wrong. I love my family and friends. But It just is not the same as haveing your husband cose to you to love you. I do get to see and talk to him. But it still is not the same as haveing him there with you. Some people know what I am talking about!!! It will soon be 4 months on the 26 th of November that we have been apart. I am not to start dateing or even try to be with another man. I have been praying and haveing the hope that we will be together again. My heart is heavy with the love that I have to give this man. I know what went wrong , and I have been working on not letting that ever happen again!! I have , I think proved that much???? I sometimes think and wonder what else do I have to do????? I have waited and gave him time to himself.Out of the times we have been apart I belive that we have talked and seem each other 4 maybe 13 times . God are you out there???

Hurt
Hurt I can't no longer see my baby girl because of her grandma I hurt so bad like my life has turn upside down. I'm never going to ever see her again even when she gets older I have no kids expect my step kids who love me. Josie and Chris. sorry this is just a short blog

Fubar Weddings By Me & Stryke...read On!
I DJ STRYKE AND ANGLEVIL WILL NO PERFORM FUBAR WEDDINGS FOR FREE I WILL HOWEVER PROVIDE YOU WITH A FUBAR WEDDING CEREMONY, AND CERTIFICATE AS WELL AS A WEDDING GIFT (CUSTOM MADE) ALL FOR THE LOW LOW COST OF 2000 FUBAR BUCKS(1000 FROM BOTH PARTIES GETTING MARRIED). TO GET ME TO DO A FUBAR WEDDING YOU WILL NEED TO FUBAR MAIL ME. MY CHOICE TO CHARGE THE SMALL FU BUCKS FEE FOR FUBAR MARRIAGES IS OF MY OWN DOING AND HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH FUBAR MANAGEMENT. I HAVE MADE THIS CHOICE BECAUSE OF THE TIME OF THE HIGH NUMBER OF FUBAR MEMBERS WHO ARE CONSTANTLY ASKING TO BE FUBAR MARRIED SOME ON A MULTIPLE TIMES PER WEEK BASIS. IS THE 2000 FU BUCK FEE FINAL NO ITS NOT IF BOTH PARTIES ARE LEVEL 14 OR UNDER OR HAVE BEEN ON FUBAR LESS THAN 4 MONTHS YOU MAY APPLY FOR THE FUBAR LOW LEVEL NEWBIE DISCOUNT RATE OF 1000 FU BUCKS THAT 500 PER PARTY GETTING MARRIED. TY DJ STRYKE AND ANGLEVIL

Santana - Maria Maria
Hook: Oh Maria Maria She reminds me of a eastside story Growing up in Spanish Harlem She's livin' her life just like a movie star Oh, Maria Maria She fell in love in East L.A. To the sounds of the guitar Played by Carlos Santana Verse 1: Stop the looting, stop the shooting Pick pocking on the corner See as the rich is getting richer The poor is getting poorer Se mira Maria on the corner Thinkin' of ways to make it better In my mailbox there's an eviction letter Somebody just said see you later Bridge: Ahora vengo mama chola mama chola Ahora vengo mama chola (East coast) Ahora vengo mama chola mama chola Ahora vengo mama chola (West coast) Repeat Hook Verse 2: I said a la favella los colores (???) The streets are getting hotter There is no water To put out the fire Mi canto la esperanza Se mira Maria on the corner Thinkin' of ways to make it better Then I looked up in the sky Hoping of days of paradise Bridge: Ahora vengo mama chola mama chol

The Fugees - Killing Me Softly
Strumming my pain with his fingers, Singing my life with his words, Killing me softly with his song, killing me softly, With his song telling my whole life With his words, Killing me softly, With his song [LAURYN] One time, One time, (one time) hey yo L you know you got the lyrics I heard he sang a good song, I heard he had a style, And so I came to see him and li-sten for a while. And there he was this young bwoy, stranger to my eyes, Strumming my pain with his fingers, (one time,one time) Singing my life with his words, (two times. two times) Killing me softly with this song, killing me softly, With his song, telling my whole life, With his words, Killing me softly with his song. I felt all flushed with fever, Embarrassed by the crowd, I felt he found my letters then read each one out loud. I prayed that he would finish, But he just kept right on- Strumming my pain with his fingers, (One Time, one time!) Singing my life with his words, (Two Times, two time

Tricky - Excess (live)
Tricky: I believe in I conceive in Bottom weaving I can breathe in Make a wish in Flower fish Moving migration Mild relation I'm Jamaican on your radio station Got a curse in Could be worse in You first In a hearse in Good as dead in Nothing left in Nothing left in Some be heading I need a head rest And a feed from a warm breast A man making hits With my child-bearing hips Underground like Who you sound like We all sound the same When you don't know my name Stephanie McKay: I believe in people lying I believe in people dying I believe in people trying I believe in people crying Alanis Morissette: Ah Stephanie McKay: I believe in people walking I believe in people talking Alanis Morissette: Ah Stephanie McKay: I believe in people breathing I believe in people being Tricky: We all sound the same You don't know my name Rearrange and Things don't change Things remain Feel the strain Stress Catch my breath (There'll be a new tale of) Ge

Guns/ Hitlist Found
ok!! a child was found with a gun, another with knives. a hit list was supposed to be found too!!! i hate to be the one to say " i told you so " but well u know!!!! this shitty little town has no idea how to handle anything like this. thank god too the school is in the pa state police jurisdiction and not the tyrone police. we were informed to that kids were getting calls on their cell phones from a blocked number telling them that if they wanted to live they had better get themselves and their friends out of the building!!!!! unbelieveable but not surprising at all!!!!! my kids wanted perfect attendance this year which is now spoiled by some asshole lunatic that has issues. cant wait til the 5 pm news to see what they have to say!!!!

An Animal Taken To Jail?
11/14/2007 -- Missouri police made a peculiar drug bust this week when they caught a man with a toad he allegedly used to get high, KMBC-TV in Kansas City reported Tuesday. David Theiss, 21, of Kansas City, was accused of having a Colorado River Toad for the purpose of using it as a hallucinogenic, KMBC-TV reported. Click here for the KMBC-TV story. "People used to do it all the time, but it got faded out awhile, but came back as a fad. Not a smart one," animal expert Danny Snyder told KMBC-TV. "The toxins in it can kill a lot of stuff." Both Theiss and the toad were taken into custody. While Theiss was released on bond, the toad remains detained at a police crime lab.

North African Campaign
NORTH AFRICAN CAMPAIGN After two years of desert skirmishes among the British, Italians, and Germans, the North African campaign opened on 8 November 1942, when Anglo-American forces under U.S. Gen. Dwight D. Eisenhower landed in French Morocco and Algeria near Casablanca and met bitter French resistance. An armistice brought the fighting to an end on 11 November, and the French forces soon joined the Allies. Allied units under British Gen. Kenneth Anderson tried to take Bizerte and Tunis quickly, but Italian and German troops held firm. Field Marshal Erwin Rommel's Italo-German army, defeated at El Alamein, Egypt, in October, retreated across Libya and at the end of the year took defensive positions around Mareth, Tunisia, to halt the pursuing British under Gen. Bernard L. Montgomery. Bad weather brought operations to a close. While the seasoned Axis forces built up strength, the Allies suffered from an inadequate supply line, faulty command arrangements, and American battle in

Rough Sex Facts.. Got From Bulletin..
Rough sex facts Repost this right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!! Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years. If you send this in 15 mins. your safe. Something good will happen tonight at 11:11pm. Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one han d.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard ..

The Perfect Heart
One day a young man was standing in the middle of the town proclaiming that he had the most beautiful heart in the whole valley. A large crowd gathered and they all admired his heart for it was perfect. There was not a mark or a flaw in it. Yes, they all agreed it truly was the most beautiful heart they had ever seen. The young man was very proud and boasted more loudly about his beautiful heart. Suddenly, an old man appeared at the front of the crowd and said "Why your heart is not nearly as beautiful as mine." The crowd and the young man looked at the old man's heart. It was beating strongly, but full of scars, it had places where pieces had been removed and other pieces put in, but they didn't fit quite right and there were several jagged edges. In fact, in some places there were deep gouges where whole pieces were missing. The people stared - how can he say his heart is more beautiful, they thought? The young man looked at the old man's heart and saw its state and laughed. "You mus

Letting Go
I see you standing there, With that look upon your face. You keep taking me back, To another time and place. When you and I were lovers, Forever until the end. I needed you beside me, But you broke my heart again. I say that I love you, You turn the other way. Does it make you nervous, Or is it too much to say. I want for you to hold me, Tell me it’s all right. If you do not love me, I won’t put up a fight. It doesn’t make a difference, You ignore me one last time. Whenever I turn to you, I feel I’m committing a crime. Wanting to let go, Still holding on. I cannot walk away, From a love I feel so strong. Captivated by your every move, Mesmerized by your eyes. If only I could remember, All your arrogance and lies. You put on me a spell, I fall for you again. Giving everything to you, Losing all my friends. But no more shall I hide, Behind the shadows and the mystery. I’m learning to let go, And now you are my history.

Pesto And Pesto Primavera
3-6 large garlic cloves (I like it with a big garlic kick so I tend toward 6 or more garlic cloves) 1/2 cup pine nuts (walnuts can be used too) 2 oz Parmigiano-Reggiano, coarsely grated (2/3 cup) 1 teaspoon salt (optional and do not use any if you use salt in the pasta) 1/2 teaspoon black pepper (optional) 3 cups loosely packed fresh basil (parsley can be used for all or some, but it will change the taste considerably) 2/3 cup extra-virgin olive oil (this is always just an estimate) With food processor running, drop in garlic and finely chop. Stop motor and add nuts, cheese, salt, pepper, and basil, then process until finely chopped. With motor running, add oil, blending until incorporated. Pesto will keep for a week in the refrigerator if covered tightly, though it will darken in that time. Cook pasta as directed. I would encourage some whole wheat pasta now generally available in supermarkets. Drain and use 3 ounces of pesto for 6 ounces of pasta.. variation:

Try These Pork Chops
4 pork loin or rib chops, about 3/4-inch thick 1 tsp coarse kosher salt 1 tsp coarsely ground black pepper 3/4 tsp minced fresh lavender flowers or 1/2 teaspoon dried lavender 2 tsp minced fresh thyme leaves 1 tsp minced fresh rosemary leaves 1 tbsp extra-virgin olive oil In a small bowl, combine salt, pepper, lavender, thyme, rosemary, and olive oil; rub mixture onto the pork chops. Cover the chops with plastic wrap and let sit 1 to 2 hours at room temperature. Preheat barbecue grill. Place pork chops onto hot grill. Cover barbecue with lid, open any vents, and grill 4 to 5 minutes; turn and grill an additional 3 to 4 minutes or until the internal temperature reaches 155°F on an instant read thermometer.

Gas Price Solution
Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down. Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq .Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved. If you think this is a good solution to both the problem

Life As I See It
People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, gr

A Christmas Carol-marley's Ghost~
Charles Dickens-"A Christmas Carol" "Marley's Ghost"Marley was dead: to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that. The register of his burial was signed by the clergyman, the clerk, the undertaker, and the chief mourner. Scrooge signed it. And Scrooge's name was good upon `Change, for anything he chose to put his hand to. Old Marley was as dead as a door-nail. Mind! I don't mean to say that I know, of my own knowledge, what there is particularly dead about a door-nail. I might have been inclined, myself, to regard a coffin-nail as the deadest piece of ironmongery in the trade. But the wisdom of our ancestors is in the simile; and my unhallowed hands shall not disturb it, or the Country's done for. You will therefore permit me to repeat, emphatically, that Marley was as dead as a door-nail. Scrooge knew he was dead? Of course he did. How could it be otherwise? Scrooge and he were partners for I don't know how many years. Scrooge was his sole executor, his sole administr

Something Like It.
looks can be decieving good girl i may be I can be anything you want me to be but inside i'll never change i am who i am and i give not a flying fk if you do not like me i say what i feel all talk and no play not neccesarily but do you dare find out mystery

Friday Nite...
Not much went on last night, since I have to work today. It may only be 1/2 a day, but that's enough to put a kink in the best of evenings. We decided to get some mexican last night, I love strawberry margueritas. I have NOT had one as good as the one I had in Charleston, SC, so I forever go looking :P When we came back, I worked on leveling up on Fubar (addictive, isn't it :P), and then started my podcast. I haven't done one of those in a long, long time, and the rustiness showed. I will get some music mixed in this weekend, and put it up hopefully by Sunday night. So here I sit, and I really should get some work done. Seizure.

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Thoughts Of A Sadist
Sadist Black hair Red lips Pale skin These help me hide my tear soaked eyes Pierced skin Tattooed body Dark clothes These help me hide the scars on my knees Spank me Pull my hair Tie me up This helps me forget my inner pain **** I like who I am So why try and change me? I love the pain This kind I can control. I can't handle your kind of pain. Yours cuts to the bone. It cannot be healed by a bandage. Don't you see that I have had enough of that to last a whole lifetime? Sadism is honesty It is trust It is forgetting all the pain in your heart In order to endure the superfical. So call me a bitch Just don't forget to call. Hurt me and make me cry, But don't hurt me and walk away.

I'll B Offline Till After The Hollydays!
Due to work and personal reasons, I'll b offline till after the hollidays...I'll miss all u my friends and looking forward till I'll get back. I'll come on now and than to check my messages, but wont have time to stay and chat. Also I'll upgrade my account when I'll come back, will post more pics including of my self, till than bye, and wish u all a Happy Thanksgiving and happy Hollydays!!! Bye all Dany AKA Joey

Th Church House On The Hill
Everyone who's seen it knows, that it's not some place that you should ever go. It's the kind of place everyone knows about, the kind of place that you go in and never come out. Even in spite of the stories, you decided that it couldn't hurt to go out exploring. You have no idea what things keep nightmares fillled, but I have a feeling you will, if you decide to go poking around the old church on the hill. It's that old eyesore that no one wants around, and the graveyard where all of the headstones are falling down, it seems to be pushing the caskets right up out of the ground. At night you can hear the creaking sound that the rusty hinge creates, and there are or iron fences with stone gargoyle gates. Inside there are cobwebs rats and owls, it's the home to every dark thing that prowls, a place where shadow growl, and the lonely lost souls howl. The sadness in this place has an evil way, of turning everything of color into a dark shade of gray. home to all that's

Wine Vs Water
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service

G/f App
Body: EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND- REPOST THIS! SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU IN YOUR INBOX! Ladies Title it "BOYFRIEND Application" Guys Title it "GIRLFRIEND Application" 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite Color: 4. Whats your sign: 5. Height: 6. Hair (color and style): 7. Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN: 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11. Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would you take a nap with me? 16. Do you think I'm cute? 17. If you could change anything about me -would you?

Silence Is Heard
I know you're here ... as you know I'm there, and yet there's silence. Silence is so loud anyone can hear it orchestrating from centuries away. For someone to know me the way you do, sure does cause you to hide in the shadows of my silence. Please come out wherever you may be and embrace this moment with me, for all to see. You are an answered prayer and I am your blessing in exchange. I would speak in every language to tell you "I love and need you" if I thought it would help. Weakened I appear without you. In solitude I find that it's true. I am weak. Don't seek for answers when the spirit is allowing me to step up to you, eye to eye and show you personally. I gently stroke your cheek while you're facing away from me. Aiming for you to look me in the eyes. I smile as my heart lets go of the ache. Instantly I embrace you. Copyright © 10-18-2007

Once Upon A Time...
YEIKES!! Once upon a time there was a cute Canadian. This Canadian was bored. A friend, named Smokey, invited her to a site called Fubar. At first MissMay thought it was rediculous. After seeing how many people were actually active on the site, she actually thought it was somewhat ok. ...too be continued... BASED ON A TRUE STORY

Pushing Hate
when you push me i push back i will walk away with you lying on your back full of shit full of deseat full of something i have already defeated i have no soul i have no thoughts my blood running thin all over my cold white skin cut the cloths try to blot to clot nothing more then me rotting far from you with this knife i have cut all my emotions clean forseen bleed get on your fucking knees just like ur precious god that became a whore to be lookd up to to pleasure to get what he wants i will not be in front or in back i am walking alone in the dark with no light and only spite so hate me as i hate you for this is my life that i have chosen that death has brought so forget dont believe push me push back relax on your fucking back so walk way nothing to say for this i will never stay not one more delay not one more word cause i am deaf i am numb i am invisible for i see no life only breath decreasing ceasing for its all over

Wrong Off Solo Album
Wrong The distance we’ve created is just inside, an overwhelming pressure to run and hide. The promises we’ve made have become a lie, there’s nothing we can change that’ll make it right. We’ve lost the motivation to cross the line, remember how you faded the hands of time. Anything that can go wrong has its way of going wrong. How can we rewrite this song when our conscience had been so corrupted for so long? All caught up in the drama that’s been your life, still broken by the question of how and why, It’s no mistake that you’ve given up inside, you’ve got to find the strength left in you to try. Anything that can go wrong has its way of going wrong. How can we rewrite this song when our conscience had been so corrupted for so long? How much longer will you push to aggravate the times you should…?

Dear Life Off Solo Album
Dear Life It’s the colour of my voice, it’s the weight inside my brain; this life was not my choice, will you wash away the stains? If we can only strike the things within our sights, keep your life that simple to make it all seem right And then keep on holding on for dear life, we’re still just holding on for dear life. You’re messing up again, you’ve lost your only friend; things are not so simple, you just can’t seem to win, That’s the way it is and that’s the way it’s been; try to understand it, just where to begin And then keep on holding on for dear life, just keep on holding on for dear life. As long as you’re breathing I will be the air, and after I’m gone you will still feel me there. I can solve all your problems and let you know I care. So you have to make a choice to overcome the pain and listen to the voice to bring about some change, Cause that’s the way it is, and that’s the way it’s been; try to understand it, it’s the only way to win. And keep on ho

Prints
Whatever our hands touch - We leave fingerprints! On walls, on furniture On doorknobs, dishes, books. There's no escape. As we touch we leave our identity. Wherever I go today Help me leave heartprints! Heartprints of compassion Of understanding and love. Heartprints of kindness And genuine concern. May my heart touch a lonely neighbor Or a runaway daughter Or an anxious mother Or perhaps an aged grandfather. Send me out today To leave heartprints. And if someone should say, "I felt your touch," May they also sense the love that is deep within my heart.

Lettin Go
To let go doesn't mean to stop caring; It means I can't do it for someone else. To let go is not to cut myself off... It's the realization that I can't control another... To let go is not to enable, but to allow learning from natural consequences. To let go is to admit powerlessness, which means the outcome is not in my hands. To let go is not to try and change or blame another, I can only change myself. To let go is not to care for, but to care about. To let go is not to fix, but to be supportive. To let go is not to judge, but to allow another to be a human being. To let go is not to be in the middle arranging all the outcomes, but to allow others to affect their own outcomes. To let go is not to be protective, It is to permit another to face reality. To let go is not to deny, but to accept. To let go is not to nag, scold, or argue, but to search out my own shortcomings and correct them. To let go is not to adjust everything to my desires, but to take each day a

Special Love
You wait your entire life for that special love. Then it is unreachable. Perhaps because of fear, perhaps because of circumstances or perhaps because of love itself. A special love that leaves an emptiness within you if you cannot hear the other person's voice. But that makes you feel whole again with one gentle hello A special love of longing night after night for just the sight of them. or just the feeling of knowing that they may care too. A love that you know in this lifetime you will never feel again. Nor would ever want to feel again, if it brings you this much pain not to have it. That deep within your soul your love is the same as mine. We belong together. We need each other to make our lives complete. My only one My treasured one My special love.

The Butchery (male Pov)
The Butchery (male POV) Darkness takes hold on my judgement as my mind spirals through a demon's lair. It is here, and only here, that i control what lives and dies; screams are only frantic melodies. Eye's of horror upon a sheet of flesh are my canvases; trophies held above all. Blood rains down upon my head as i stalk through a darkened, hollowed alley of delusion. I can feel their hooves beating at my brain, frantic seering blinding RAGE; with which i expel the evil through a force of flashing silver. These demonic stallions in my head lash out as i embrace this woman; a whore built of fabrications and all those little, feeble lies. In my nightmares i see the corpses swinging from lonely hooks of life. Each aligned for the slaughter as i close my mind down for hybernation. A deep REM sleep solitude which i wish never to awaken; though that's just wishing. Psychosis is what psychiatrists call it; psychotic behavior which leads me to committ

Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns
Why men don't write advice columns... > > Dear Walter: > > I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving > my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more > than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car > shuddered to a halt. > > I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I > couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbor lady > making mad passionate love to her. > > I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. > When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he went into the > back yard and heard a lady scream, had come to her rescue but found > her unconscious. He'd carried the woman back to our house, laid her > in bed, and began CPR. When she awoke she immediately began thanking him and kissing him and he was attempting to break free when I came back. But when I asked him why neither of them had any clothes on, he broke down and a

Wow
i only created this to see wtf my kinda ex is doin.....i dunno if im ganna keep this account or not. sooo im not being rude by not replying or accepting friends.........speechless really...............................mary jane

Low Raters
LMAO!! DID ANYONE EVER NOTICE HOW WHEN SOMEBODY RATES YOUR PICS LOW, HOW THEY ARE USUALLY UGLY ??? I LOVE IT!!!!! I HAD THIS GUY RATE ME A 9 AND I LOOKED AT HIM AND HES FREAKING U.G.L.Y !!!!!! I THINK THIS MUST MAKE THEM FEEL GOOD ABOUT THEMSELVES SOMEHOW. THIS GUY HOWEVER NEEDS TO DEAL WITH THE UNI BROW ISSUE THEN MAYBE HE WILL BE MUCH HAPPIER!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!!! OctLord11 check em out!!!!!

Another Poem
"Tears Go Away!" When will my heart quit breaking? Why must it go on aching? I try not to let you hurt me anymore, But somehow you still manage to make my heart ache. Somedays I feel like everything is gonna be okay. Then other days I can't help but to let the tears fall down my face. I wonder how many tears will fall, Before no more will come. Everytime I think there is no more, My cheek is wet again, And I realize the tears are falling down my face again. Some days I just want to scream, "TEARS GO AWAY!" Tuesday, October 09, 2007 by: Tonya Roberts

One Day
Once upon a time there were good people that followed the way of the nature, they talked to it and it talked to them, the trees , the animals, the fish, all had something to say and teach. There was an energy that flowed from one and all, and that energy enabled many races to do wonderful and awesome things. Most of the races were guided by an insight that astounded most. This caused fear within many mostly in the race of Man, they let that fear guide them into horrifying acts, they searched the world over killing and burning those they found that felt the energy, those that used it for good, they used there knowledge of this energy to heal, to teach, to guide. But in there fear and ignorance the race of Man tried to destroy this gift. Soon man understood that they needed a Sheppard, one that could and would be a beacon to attract man away from the energy of nature, away from the ways of the first Gods, towards a new God one that if not worshiped solely, if not placed above all else w

8yr Old Boy
An 8 year old boy was riding his bicycle in Bryan , Texas , when he saw his friend being attacked by a large pit bulldog. The boy jumped off his bike, ran and jumped on the dog's back. After prying the vicious animal's teeth from his young friend's body, he put the dog in a choke hold and held on until the dog was dead. The local newspaper editor happened to witness this feat and after calling for the ambulance on his cell phone, ran over to the young hero and said, "Son, that was one of the bravest things I have ever seen. You're going to make tomorrow's headlines. It will read: Texas A&M Fan is Hero; Risks His Life; Saves Young Friend From Vicious Pit Bull Attack. The youngster said, "That's nice, but I'm not a Texas A&M Fan". The editor said, "OK, then it will read: University of Texas Fan Saves Young Friend's Life in Pit-Bull Attack The young man said, "But I'm not an University of Texas fan." The editor said, "OK, then it will read: Rice Fan S

Reclusive Bastard
I feel the need to explain myself on a couple of points. I feel like I hurt people's feelings sometimes and /or piss them off. i am a reclusive bastard and it is highly likely that it will always remain that way. Firstly, I HATE group events that don't involve family. While there are exceptions to every rule, like the occasional party or hanging out with friends, gatherings are where I am most off my guard and I don't like being in that mode. Second, I abhor talking on the telephone and I don't call people as often as I probably should. People are forever giving me their numbers telling me "give me a call" and I usually tell them up front that I won't call them. They always seem to be slightly offended until I tell them I don't really call ANYONE, at least without a good reason. My phone habits are pretty much reserved for my best friends and family. Even then, when called, I wait for the machine to pick up to see who it is. Again, there are exceptions to this rule. You know who you

The River
Down at the river, as the wind blew thru her hair, It was as if a Goddess was standing there. Her eyes they sparkled, as tho diamonds were in her eyes, All I really remember is how she made me feel inside. I felt like a young school boy seeing his first love, Feelings swept thru my being as clouds moving in the wind above. We didn't say a word, yet we knew what we did say. All we had to do is look each others way. I think on that day our souls were joined, mixed and entwined, regardless what would happen, we were soulmates, till the end of time. With each passing day, that moment at the river grew, In my heart I felt love, as if for the first time, My heart felt happiness again, it seemed so right. A woman, A Lady, A moment in time, When down by the river our souls were combined. I know whatever happens, there will never be a day, when my heart and being, doesn't think of her in this way. Even tho we're apart, my heart still shines, when I think of that moment we

Before I Was A Mom
Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. Pooped on. Chewed on. Peed on. I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. I slept all night. Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests. Or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. Before I was a Mom I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put him down. I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt. I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much. I never knew that I could love someone so much. I never knew I would love being a Mom. Before I was a Mom - I didn't know the

Job Search
hey guys.... check out this new az job search site i discovered.... it's local, it's free, and it only takes a minute. one of my friends just started working there, so i'm trying to direct college kids or whatever to the site... www.jobsourceone.com you fellas rock!

Big Recruitment Drive
We're trying to get more bombers in our Family to make us an even more effective Bombing Family than we already are!! Since I've been with them we've won every contest we've been in and we have a lot of fun while bombing....and best of all....you won't be bombing the same people over and over so just click on the Spanker Family Icon and leave them a message telling them that FatBoy sent you...MuchLuv2All!! `//The Spankers Club//`@ fubar

Faye Wong - Eyes On Me Final Fantasy 8 Theme
Whenever sang my songs On the stage, on my own Whenever said my words Wishing they would be heard I saw you smiling at me Was it real or just my fantasy You'd always be there in the corner Of this tiny little bar My last night here for you Same old songs, just once more My last night here with you? Maybe yes, maybe no I kind of liked it your way How you shyly placed your eyes on me Oh, did you ever know? That I had mine on you *Darling, so there you are With that look on your face As if you're never hurt As if you're never down Shall I be the one for you Who pinches you softly but sure If frown is shown then I will know that you are no dreamer So let me come to you Close as I wanted to be Close enough for me To feel your heart beating fast And stay there as I whisper How I loved your peaceful eyes on me Did you ever know That I had mine on you Darling, so share with me Your love if you have enough You're tears if you're holding back Or pain if t

I'd Love To Spank You!!
We're trying to get more bombers in our Family to make us an even more effective Bombing Family than we already are!! Since I've been with them we've won every contest we've been in and we have a lot of fun while bombing....and best of all....you won't be bombing the same people over and over so just click on the Spanker Family Icon and leave them a message telling them that FatBoy sent you...MuchLuv2All!! `//The Spankers Club//`@ fubar

Happy Thanksgiving!!
I want to wish a very very Happy Thanksgiving to all my fubar family, friends, and fans!!! May you have a wonderful day with those you love. Remember if you have that special someone in your life, make sure you let them know how thankful you are to have them in your life. For those of you like me (sadly single) keep the faith, our day will come when we can be thankful as well. I'm thankful to have met you all and have you in my life!!! love and kisses Bren

Why Fubar Sucks
ya know what, if i get another survey that requires me to download internet explorer, i am going to delete my profile, all this website is doing is thinking of ways to make money. And what's with the best buy gift card giveaway, you can't fool me, the next thing i need is a virus on my computer from that gift card shit.

Sun Shining On Lotus....
sun shining on lotus.... Current mood: contemplative As the sun shining rays ascends upon the earth, the night transcends, waiting anew tomorrow. The sorrow, of yesterday pain, the sands grain slipping in the hour glass, as the winds of today pass, threw the mountains and trees. We cannot but help fall in love with what we see. knowing that it is our greed that will kill the very mother, which provides the things we need... as the streams of tears flow from the clouds above... and the rivers below feeds the minds dreams...we have known we are weak.. Not by choice, but how we treated... The sorrow, pain that we keep hidden, like earth's mysteries in which we seek for benefit of peace... inner tranquility is only a ray away.... The suns shining light glows across the stream of dreams, which flow down her creviced veins... the join beats of the heart of all living things... in harmony.. the sweet song we all sing, only if we took time too render the sound of our dreams. Our blades

Savory Taste Of Bliss....
Yester night blood bliss drank about a fist... of thy owns drip. For thy Gods and Goddesses of my ancestor, I reminesced on the live I missed.. the stars shimmered, as thy hair stood. Wondering if the moment was wreched, or good. Knowing that the horn was full with the bleeding from my self sacrifice, and the mead of druid. mmm, what a plessurable concept, though it was not thy self pleassure. It was for the mighty Gods.. Oddhin, and Thor.. and the Goddess'es Frya' and Frigga.. Thy Mother of Earth, and thy Mother of Night.. her Moon that guideth me right.. to Sun which blinded thy love with a shimmering bright. The Hammers thundering sound, allowed me to gaze at the star.. from my beloved Mothers ground....

Details...
All the Blogs that I put in here are from me and noone else.. the only thing that any person contributes to these is the spark, and the thought... So if you do like them then thankyou.. and I will continue to post.. Vesaills... taintedearth

Lyfe
Lyfe as we know has cease to exist We living in hell Land of cracked sale jailed males And female fairy tales That tell the youth a streched out truth That the world is fair And that the goverment will always be there With welfare and medicare But the truth isnt always easy to sale So lies they tell No child left behind cause they rot in jail cells As we are led to hell.... No man other than himself can alter his own future.....

A Poem
The joke before you Depression, sadness, hopelessness, no longer do I resist no longer do I pretend no welcoming my former self I reside inside my shell no longer seeking warmth no longer seeking companionship no longer waiting to be loved my old life coming back I speak nothing I hear all here I sit in my darkness comforted byt the cold protected by hatered my one and only love written in the words I have wrote I am here yet never seen silent I am forgotten I’ll become a horrid memory of peoples gone past flatter me not I see the truth this me this who I am nothing more than a shell ajoke for all to see for all to laugh

Ok I'll Do The Dishes!
Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until, one day; he comes across a Harley with a 'For Sale' sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years. "Well, it's quite simple, really," says the seller, "whenever the bike is outside and it's going to rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain." And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline. That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally, they take the bike there. But just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, "I have to tell you something about my family before we go in." "When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes." "No problem," he says. And in they go. Joe is shocked. Right smack in the

Opps!
The Shredder A young executive was leaving the office at 6p.m. when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in hand. "Listen," said the CEO, "this is important, and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?" "Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button. "Excellent, excellent..." said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I just need one copy."

Over 'n All
Okay, the day is over.... We had a good day, and a nice dinner. The boys (ages 16 & 23) had dinner in an easy-going polite manner, and I thoroughly cooking for them. Tomorrow is Friday... then 2 days off. I'm bored right now... I guess we could do a podcast tonight and post it, but I haven't put together the one I did by myself last week. The kitchen/entertaining area remodel is sloooowly coming together. I will be glad when the countertops are put in. We had beers and trivia with WVPimpdaddy, his better half, and a couple of friends on Tuesday. It was a blast even though I couldn't hear half the conversation. Nice people :) I'm at the end of this, and I am still bored. Maybe some fun "play" to cap off the evening ;) Nite

Some Humor
We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, 'He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother.' A few minutes later, I get into the cab. 'Sorry I took so long,' I said, as we drove away. 'That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Sh

To My Democratic Friends
To my Democratic friends: Please accept*, with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral, celebration of the solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. And a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2003, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great, (not to imply that our country is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer plat

Guys Will U Do This For Me
D0 THIZ DONT BE SCARED! [] Push me into a wall and kiss me? [] Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill? [] Slap Me? [] Slap me if i asked you to? [] Kiss Me? [] Let Me Kiss You? [] Watch A Movie With Me? [] Take Me Out To Dinner? [] Take A Shower With Me? []Be Shy Around Me? []Care if i was shy around you? [] Take Me Home For The Night? [] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed? [] Take Me Anywhere With You [] Repost This For Me To Answer Your Questions? [] Lock Me In Your room And Take Advantage Of Me : 9 [] Let me lock you in your room and Take Advantage of you? : 9 [] Let Me Make You Breakfast? [] Make me breakfast? [] Tickle Me? [] Let Me Tickle You? [] Stick Up For Me Uf I Was Being Put Down? [] Instant Message Me? [] Greet Me In Public? [] Hang Out With Me? [] Hold my waist from behind while we are out? [] Bring Me Around Your Friends? [] Fall in love with me [] Like me [] Love me Do You... []

Addiction To Mutilation
Addiction to Mutilation (male serial killer point of view) Murder to me is beauty, a divine work of art, the piercing screams, the warmth of blood-- the taste and stench of fear laced flesh whilst bathing inside the carcass of a kill. My eyes pierce the most gaurded and trained psyche, mind-fucking the innocent and toying with lust. I see through an eagle's eye--such beauty with her long, blonde hair flowing behind her. Her body is full of shape and blossomed innocense and i feel my breath catch in my throat--a vision-- seeing my scalpel dig into her writhing corpse, gutting her and teasing my tongue through her throat wound. My dick throbs with heated frenzy as i fall into place, the shadows lacing my demon guided body. A devils mask covers my face, my breathing raspy as i close in for the long awaited catch--a carnivorous wolf. Madness intertwines brutality as her screams are cut off, her body pressed against mine--soft, tender..... i pull her in and emb

I Screwed Up 81% Of My Teenage Life
screwed up 81% of my teenage life [x] Gotten detention. [ ] Gotten your phone taken away. [ ] Gotten suspended [x] Gotten caught chewing gum. [X] Gotten caught cheating on a test. Total so far:3 [ x] Arrived late to class more than 5 times. [ x] Didn’t do homework over 5 times. [x ] Turned at least 3 projects in late. [x] Missed school cause you felt like it [ x]Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class. Total so far: 8 [ x] got your mom/dad etc. to get you out of school. [ ] Text people during class. [x] Passed notes. [ x] Threw stuff across the room. [x] Laughed at the teacher. Total so far: 12 [ ] dialed 911 from the pay phone [ ] Pulled down the fire alarm. [ ] Went on myspace, friendster, xanga, etc. on the computer at school or tried to [ x] Took pictures during school hours. [ X] Called someone during school hours. [ ] Listened to an iPod, cd, etc. during class. Total so far: 14 [X] Threw something at the teacher. [x] Went outside the classr

Feelings
feeling like it wouldnt matter if i was here feeling like i dont matter feeling like im just someTHING to be used something to be played with something to be joked at something no worthy of being around feeling that im on the outside looking in feeling that i should just not be around feeling that i should give up and die feeling that noone would care if i was gone feeling ppl would be happy to see me gone forever feeling it would make everyone glad im no longer takeing up space on this planet feelings ... yes I HAVE THEM!

Blah
I feel like shit and I am sad a bit. I cant sleep and I wanna crawl in a hole and die tonight. I might just go crawl in the tub for a bit. I deleted alot of my pics, since rating is impossible for you people to do on here. I might start getting rid of friends. If you wanna call yourself that. Anyways, I'm hungry, tired and icky...have a great Sunday..I promise I wont! Me

Private Pics
why is it that people put pics on fubar that are kind of racy, then turn around and make them private? i don't understand. what am i missing? i thought the whole point was to express yourself and show of alittle. not to make all your pics as private and hide youself from people on here. why are you even on here? why do take pictures you don't want anyone to see? i don't get it. so from now on if you make you pics private, you will be deleted from my friends. if i can't see your pics and you are on my friends you will be deleted.

Christmas Dislikes
As there are things I like about the holiday season, there are also things I dislike about it too. Decorations: Christmas trees-Too much work in putting up and taking them down. Commercials: Whether on tv or the radio, they make me feel guilty for not buying anything when I can barely feed my family. TV: The Holiday specials that are basically too commercial or "chick tv".

A Former Friend Of Mine Aka Dj Attitude/stacy...
May contact you with this silly shit. If "DJ Attitude" or "Stacy" or someone claiming to be Stacy's Boyfriend claim I have done any wrongdoing at Stacy... They are full of shit.

Musica Nocturna Playlist 11/25/07
CELLDWELLER - Switchback (Klayton Revision) ASTHETIC PERFECTION - Living the Wasted Life (Deadbeat Mix) DESTROID - Ruins (Edit) THE MISSION UK - Wasteland LONDON AFTER MIDNIGHT - Shatter (All My Dead Friends) JOY DIVISION - Komakino :WUMPSCUT: - Remember One Thing SIN SEDUCTION - Strange Seclusion SHE WANTS REVENGE - Black Liner Run MONOFADER - Behind ICON OF COIL - Headhunter (Exclusive Single Edit) SEBASTIAN KOMOR - Das Oontz LOVE AND ROCKETS - Mirror People SIOUXSIE & THE BANSHEES - Dazzle TONES ON TAIL - Christian Says LORDS OF THE NEW CHURCH - Open Your Eyes THE MARCH VIOLETS - Snake Dance VNV NATION - Chrome CLAN OF XYMOX - There's No Tomorrow (Radio Edit) PARALLEL PROJECT - Explicit (feat. Tom Shear of Assemblage 23) (Radio Edit) LUNASCAPE - Mindstalking THOUSHALTNOT - Without Faith THE CRUXSHADOWS - Eurydice (Don't Follow) WILL - Father Forgive DELERIUM - Duende (Album Mix - Edit Version) VENGEANCE - Strap Me Down (Electro Club Mix) CAMOUFLAGE - The Pl

Workplace
Every week, it becomes more than crystal clear, that I work with some really ignorant people. When I explain something, listen to me, dumbass. You do NOT know it all, and I am just about ready to bitchslap the hell out of you. I am amazed that she can make it home, or that anyone would want to engage her into some kind of intelligent conversation. I truly am. But the customers like her. They really do. That's because they do not have day-long doses of her. *I* need a 3 martini lunch, I'm thinking ;)

Soon To Get My Collar
I am a gorean Free Woman who has found Her ONE. and soon I will be kneeling before Him and begging My collar. I have missed serving a True Free Man, a harsh Master One that finds true pleasure in giving this one pain.

Looking For A Special Gift That …
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Metallica - Whisky In The Jar
As I was goin' over the Cork and Kerry mountains I met Captain Farrell and his money he was countin' I first produced my pistol and then produced my RAPIER I said stand and deliver or the devil he may take ya Oh ring dum a doo dum a da Wept for my daddy-o Wept for my daddy-o There's whiskey in the jar-o I took all of his money and it was a pretty penny I took all of his money and I brought it home to Molly She swore that she'd love me, never would she leave me But the devil take that woman cos you know she tricked me easy Oh ring dum a doo dum a da Wept for my daddy-o Wept for my daddy-o There's whiskey in the jar-o Being drunk and weary I went to Molly's chamber I lay down on the bed and I never knew the danger For about six or maybe seven in walked Captain Farrell I jumped up, grabbed hold of my pistols and I shot him with both barrels Oh ring dum a doo dum a da Wept for my daddy-o Wept for my daddy-o There's whiskey in the jar-o Now some men like

America - A Romanian View
I lived in switzerland for almost one year, during which time I became acutely aware of the typical Western European NEGATIVE view in general toward our country, and the EASTERN European POSITIVE view toward our country. While I was traveling in Bulgaria, when people realized I was American, they had nothing but praise for our country. Either way, here, a great article. . . CONFIRMED, ACCORDING TO SNOPES! A ROMANIAN VIEW This is an accurate translation of Mr. Nistorescu's editorial....I checked it on SNOPES....Wow! We rarely get a chance to see another country's editorial about the USA. Read this excerpt from a Romanian Newspaper. The article was written by Mr. Cornel Nistorescu and published under the title "C"ntarea Americii,(meaning "Ode To America") in the Romanian newspaper Evenimentulzilei ("The Daily Event" or "News of the Day"). ~An Ode to America~ Why are Americans so united? They would not resemble one another even if you painted them all on

On American Health Care
We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or 30 little scuzzball countries like Scotland that we could vaporize in seconds if we felt like it. - Dave Barry

Hahahahahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHA, holy shit.....yea, this is pretty bad.....I'll delete it tomorrow like you said though..... hahaha Trice, you wanna know who's cock that really is? It's MINE.....and now you have seen it......HAHAHAHAHAHA.....okay, now I kinda feel gay....WTF? that will teach you to never put mayonnaise in the door handle of my car again...... see you for Christmas sand nigger.......gotta party hard again!!!! ~Mullet Man 2160~

Sick
Early this morning I had to go to the ER cuz the fact I am pregnant with Bronchitist with an ear infection and asthma. My asthma is killing me right now. I got Amoxillin and Ambien for sleep, new inhaler..thank god for that thing. It's really bad right now. I was running a low grade temp while I was there too. I am just sick. Hopefully thsi shit goes away SOON!!! They had to give me breathing treaments like always. Having Broncular Asthma sucks really bad!! Anyways...it's almost time to go get kids today. I am picking up my neighbors lil girl too. Well, I need to go blow my nose before the river starts.... Lata Maranda

Welfare
Guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, " Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes. "Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The salary is $200,000 a year." The guy, wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me"! The social worker said, "Yeah, well...you started it

On Top Of The Mt
On Top of the MT By Eric Ethan I go on the mt to go think I got up and yell and cried And say why I yell out there Does anybody hear me no one replied back I prayed all night That I see a star in sight To feel the heart red again With passion and feeling in my heart again I sat there with a little light to shine In my heart to find my way home tonight To be safe in the arms of love and hugs To chase the nightmares away to make dreams of good things in the heart be filled again The end

What Cartoon Character Do You Most Resemble?
Everyone has a personality of a cartoon character. Have you ever asked yourself what cartoon character do you most resemble? Answer all the questions (only 10)with what describes you best, add up all your Points (which are next to the answer that you choose) at the end and look for your results. Do not cheat by looking at the end of the e-mail before you are done Then forward this to all your friends (including the person who sent it to you) and change the subject of this message to what character is you. 1. Which one of the following describes the perfect date? a) Candlelight dinner (4 pts.) b) Fun/Theme Park (2 pts.) c) Painting in the park (5 pts) d) Rock concert (1 pt.) e) Going to the movies (3 pts.) 2 What is your favorite type of music? a) Rock and Roll (2 pts.) b) Alternative (1 pt.) c) Soft Rock (4 pts.) d) Country (5 pts.) e) Pop (3 pts.) 3. What type of movies do yo

Sorround Yourself
"Surround yourself with those that you love, those who look past the surface, judgement, and decisions you make. Let 'em know how you feel, and be thankful for their company. Because it's the good times with good people that truly makes this world go round"

Comments On The Global Warming Scam
Comments on Global Warming THE FORCE BEHIND CLIMATE CHANGE ON EARTH Solar cycles have been tracked since 1755. A plot of solar activity and average temperatures on Earth is a clear match; it seems likely it is cause and effect. This significantly complicates the claims of man-made or anthropogenic global warming. All energy on earth comes from the sun in the form or both radiation including visible light and invisible ultraviolet and from variable streams of charged particles from solar eruptions or from holes in the suns corona. When the sun is very active, there is more radiation to directly warm the earth and ultraviolet to form and destroy ozone in low and middle latitudes in the high atmosphere, both reactions releasing heat. When the sun is more active and the earths magnetic field in energized, less cosmic rays which have a low cloud enhancement capability can penetrate the atmosphere from space. Low clouds cool the earth by reflecting the sun\'s radiatio

Who's To Blame?
Who's To Blame? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kids and Guns Walter Williams April 25, 2001 Every time there's a school shooting, there are demands for greater gun control measures that range from longer waiting periods and mandated gun locks to stricter licensing and restricted sales. With all the political posturing and demagoguery that follows, a hysterical public buys into the seeming plausibility that reduced availability of guns, especially to children, will reduce gun violence. The facts of the matter are just the opposite. Yale University legal scholar John Lott demonstrates this in his book "More Guns Less Crime." Lott's brilliant study destroys one falsehood after another about guns, but I want to focus on one of his findings -- gun accessibility and gun violence. But is gun accessibility the problem? The fact of the matter is that gun accessibility in our country has never been as restricted as i

Omfg
how can it be one of the 2 i live with has ripped off me im missing all the money i had so i ask why with those flowing tears in my eyes ive asked them both but no surprise to me no one knows what happened all my money

29 Nov 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your single's love horoscope for Thursday, November 29: Avoid being overly cute or clever when responding to emails from potential dates. They might misconstrue your messages as being trite or flip. Stay neutral and stick to the facts; save the shtick for another day.

Best Christmas Cookie Recipe!
Best Christmas Cookie Recipe: Christmas Cookie Ingredients: 1 cup of water 1 teaspoon baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 teaspoon salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle 1.75 liter Crown Royal Reserve Sample the Crown to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Crown again, to be sure it is of highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Crown is still OK, try another cup...just in case. Turn off the mixer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor...Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the eaterers just pry it loose with a drewcriver. Sample the Crown to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Crown Royal. Now s

Everything
Everything Find Me Here Speak To Me I want to feel you I need to hear you You are the light That's leading me To the place where I find peace again. You are the strength, that keeps me walking. You are the hope, that keeps me trusting. You are the light to my soul. You are my purpose...you're everything. How can I stand here with you and not be moved by you? Would you tell me how could it be any better than this? You calm the storms, and you give me rest. You hold me in your hands, you won't let me fall. You steal my heart, and you take my breath away. Would you take me in? Take me deeper now? How can I stand here with you and not be moved by you? Would you tell me how could it be any better than this? And how can I stand here with you and not be moved by you? Would you tell me how could it be any better than this? Cause you're all I want, You're all I need You're everything,everything You're all I want your all I need You're everything, everything

Suspense At An End?
I finally met someone i can love, and that loves me for who i am. She is the realest person i have ever met, not showing all of her time to me as a mother she can not, but still assuring me of love. In this i will remain for as long as i can. She makes me feel like there is nothing that I can't do. Plus she gave me so much faith in myself tht i am able to think clearly as long as i am not lookin at her lol...Imagine that i am actually getting better bc of her love. I am rich now, not from money from her kiss, and caress given in moments of what i see as true happiness. Ich liebe dich baby!!!

Twisted Lyrics . . . .winter Wonderland
Winter Wonderland (To be sung to Winter Wonderland) Dish out lines, I am listening Chug the booze, snow is glistening It's cold, that's alright We'll get some tonight Screwing in a winter wonderland At the outhouse we can build a snowman And pretend that he is Parson Brown He'll say are you married, we'll say no man But we just fornicate and fool around Later on, we'll perspire As we fuck by the fire And face unafraid the mess that we've made Screwing in a winter wonderland

Twisted Lyrics . . . . You Better Watch Out
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT (Sung To "Santa Claus is Coming to Town") You better watch out, get out if you can. A red suited menace is sweeping the land. Coz Santa Clauses are coming to town. Get out of the way of our fake black boots. We're flooding the city with cheap red suits! Santa Clauses are coming to town We know what you've been up to. You've made the naughty list. So cut us in for our fair share, you don't want these Santas Pissed OOHHHH, get out of the way of our red suited wave Is this anyway for St Nick to behave. When Santa Clauses HAVE COME TO TOWN!!!

Twisted Lyrics . . . . The Twelve Angry Days Of Xmas
The Twelve Angry Days of Xmas (Sung with the 12 Days of Christmas) On the first day of Christmas, my ex-love sent to me a vulture in a crabtree On the second day ... Two tons of mud On the third day ... three dead hens On the fourth day ... Four dying birds, On the fifth day ... Five bathtub rings On the sixth day ... Six geeks a-reading On the seventh day ... Seven sharks a-swimming On the eighth day ... Eight maids a-list'ning On the ninth day ... Nine lawyers suing On the tenth day ... Ten loonies alimony On the eleventh day ... Eleven pints of poison On the twelfth day ... Twelve drums of strychnine

Twisted Lyrics . . . . Deck The Malls
Deck the Malls (Sung to Deck the Halls) Hit the malls with sticky fingers Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la 'Tis the season to be stealin' Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Don we now our free apparel. Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la Feel the ancient Yuletide peril Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Store detectives look for losers Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Grab the goods and hit the exit Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Follow me in guilty pleasure Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la While we rip off Yuletide treasure. Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Fast away the booster passes Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la While the store cop passes gasses Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Puttin' goodies in our pockets Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la Can't afford the X-mas tchotchkas. Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

Gone Again.........
Wow...what a fast day off....Well looks as though I'm off for Dallas, TX. tomorrow morning. See you all On the Road!!!!! Be Good, and if you can't be good be CAREFUL!!!!!!! And to my Special Coloradian.... W-H-A-T-E-V-E-R! LMAO

Twisted Lyrics . . . . White Christmas
White Christmas (Sung to White Christmas) I'm dreaming of a white Christmas Just like Hiroshima and Nagasaki Where a nuclear holocaust Creates a global frost And rats sit in hot tubs drinking sake I'm dreaming of a white Christmas With every billion people born May you view overpopulation with scorn And my all your Christmases have porn

Twisted Lyrics . . . . Crashing Thru The Snow
Crashing thru the snow (Sung to Dashing through the Snow) Crashing through the snow In a one horse open sleigh O'er the cliff we go Shreiking all the way Bells and sirens ring Marking where we crashed They put us in intensive care They don't think we will last Jingle bells, funeral bells, ringing all the way Oh what fools we were to ride in that one horse open sleigh Jingle bells, funeral bells, ringing all the way Oh what fools we were to ride in that one horse open sleigh

Twisted Lyrics . . . . Favorite Things
Favorite Things (Sung to My Favorite Things) Halogen uplights and big-muscled fellas Pink puffy draperies and drinks with umbrellas Brown Puerto Rican boys tied up with string These are a few of my favorite things Penthouse magazine and silicone breasts Girls dressed in leather with tatoos on their chests Blonde lesbo orgies, a quick mid-day fling, These are a few of my favorite things. When the whip cracks (oww) When the cane stings (ooo) When I'm feeling bad I just think of a few of my favorite things, And then I get hard...for Dad.

Twisted Lyrics . . . . When The Saints Come Marching In
When the Saints Come Marching In (Sung to When the Saints Go Marching In) Oh when the saints, come marching in, all wearing red and drinking gin. You'd better stand back, Mr. Shopper, When the saints come marching in.

Shadow Walker
Silently, with an unproud spirit she stands within her place. A joy to those who know her heart, They also see her grace. She is overshadowed By the boastful braggart talker She quietly just bows her head For she is Shadow Walker. Shadow Walker excels in life and love For she weighs out the truth. I am glad I know this Shadow Walker The epitome of youth Time will go by year by year And this I know she will find Hope and love from up above With a wonderful peace of mind.

I'm Falling
A kiss from your lips, A warm sensuous touch, A display of devotion, I want it so much. When we cuddle, I feel so complete, What glorious fortune it was, For you and me to meet. You are so special, Comparable to few, I think you should know, I think I'm falling for you. All I want is to Steal your heart, And for us to be together, To never be apart. I promise my soul Will always be true, If only you allow Me to love you.

When It Rains
Give me skies of black and blue, the way you make me feel Give me skies of green and red, cold winds that make it real Storms are brewing deep within of hurt and loss and pride It's good to see the world in pain when I take a walk outside When it rains, I don’t mind being lonely, I cry right along with the sky When it rains, I don’t pretend to be happy, I don’t even have to try When it rains, Some people get down, They’re sporting a frown, so I fit right in Yeah, the sun may brighten your day but if I had my way, I’d take the rain I don’t care about politics or the hypocrites on my TV I’m not mad at the girl who left because she couldn’t be with me So make up your theories about the scandals and the lies Start out depressed then everything comes as a pleasant surprise

Women Are So Much
When John found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her "but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars." Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days later, she became his stepmother. Women are so much smarter than men.

Update 2
I have a headache so freaking bad. I am going to my first real OB appointment. I changed my insurance so I would have to be seen by the effing ARMY. They screwed me over on Weds when I went and so there for I am being seen off base at a real OB clinic!! I refuse to have my child on an ARMY base and I refuse to have my child surrounded by idiots who dont give a damn if you are sitting there for over an hour and finally tell me I am not being seen today even tho I was early enough and everything else, and then tell me I was only being seen for medication. Which can be taking care of by my reg doc or at my OB appointment. Then tell me I wont be seen till Jan for my first OB appointment. MIND YOU..I HAVE HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE!!!! They are fucking idiots! I have heard so many damn stories about Ft. Carsons OB clinic it's unreal! So yeah I am going at 9:30am my time to fill out papers and whatever else and hopefully get measured and such. But I am going to go take meds.

A Christmas Story . . . Elvish
Elvish "Damn kids. I'm so tired of dealing with them. 10 years of this, I'm absolutely fed up," Santa grumbled as he stuffed a pillow into his Santa suit. "Yeah. I've only been an elf this season, it sounded like a great way to make spending money for college, but it's really starting to get on my nerves," Francine replied, as she adjusted her green tights and slipped on her elfen shoes. "Well, we've got 10 minutes left before we have to go out there. 10 minutes of peace left." "Ummm...you'd better spend that time calming down, I'm afraid it's not only your belly that's bulging." Santa looked down and blushed deeper than the rosy red rouge on his cheeks. He'd been so busy admiring Francine's long, sexy legs that he'd forgotten to close the fly on his Santa suit. And didn't notice how rock hard she'd made him. "It's nice," Francine said, as she walked forwards Santa, who was fumbling with the buttons. She reached forward and pushed his hands away. When she felt his hardness, she

A Christmas Story . . . Christmas Cream
Christmas Cream I’m sure you all know the song “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause.” Well here at Hard Raw Sex this holiday, we take that one-step further. It is now know as “I Saw Jolene Sucking Santa Clause.” As you can see this person used his head this year. He bought this blonde teen hottie some presents. He knew exactly what he was doing. He bought her stuff he knew she would like. He did it so he would get a great gift in return. Here is another way men are so different than women. We always have hardcore sex on our minds; top of the list would be a blowjob. Where women want lots of presents for Christmas, we will settle for a blowjob. The hell with the gifts if I had this blonde teen with me at Christmas I’d be happy. I would go shopping which you know we all hate. Dress up in a silly Santa outfit and great her with a bunch of presents. You can see it paid off for this person. Jolene gladly gets into some hardcore action in appreciation for the gifts. She strokes and sucks hi

Phil Collins - I Don't Care Anymore
Well you can tell ev'ryone I'm a down disgrace Drag my name all over the place. I don't care anymore. You can tell ev'rybody 'bout the state I'm in You won't catch me crying 'cos I just can't win. I don't care anymore I don't care anymore I don't care what you say I don't play the same games you play. 'Cos I've been talking to the people that you call your friends And it seems to me there's a means to and end. They don't care anymore. And as for me I can sit here and bide my time I got nothing to lose if I speak my mind. I don't care anymore I don't care no more I don't care what you say We never played by the same rules anyway. I won't be there anymore Get out of my way Let me by I got better things to do with my time I don't care anymore I don't care anymore I don't care anymore I don't care anymore Well, I don't care now what you say 'Cos ev'ry day I'm feeling fine with myself And I don't care now what you say Hey I'll do alright by myself 'Cos I

Why Do I Even Bother????
Starting to wonder why I even post blogs....I do not even mess with bulletins anymore really because no one tends to read them. Sorry...but in a way I am not in a good mood. Not going into it. I am mainly curious of something. I am considering changing my profile name to something else....but not sure what....and with being in a gloomy mood at this time.....I may make it something darker. I rather not. So any ideas or thoughts??? If anyone actually reads this.

Tom Cochrane - Life Is A Highway
Life's like a road that you travel on When there's one day here and the next day gone Sometimes you bend, sometimes you stand Sometimes you turn your back to the wind There's a world outside every darkened door Where blues won't haunt you anymore Where the brave are free and lovers soar Come ride with me to the distant shore We won't hesitate Break down the garden gate There's not much time left today Life is a highway I wanna ride it all night long If you're going my way I wanna drive it all night long Through all these cities and all these towns It's in my blood and it's all around I loved you now like I loved you then This is the road and these are the hills From Mozambique to those Memphis nights The Khyber Pass to Vancouver's lights Knock me down, I'm back up again You're in my blood I'm not a lonely man There's no load I can't hold Road so rough, this I know I'll be there when the light comes in Just tell 'em we're survivors Life is a highway I w

Christmas Videos
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Death Of Evel Knievel
In a decade largely absent of heroes, Evel Knievel was a real-life superhero. Knievel, the caped 1970s showman who, thanks to a trusty chopper and sheer abandon, jumped land and water masses with a single bound (and sometimes a few bounces), and landed among the Watergate era's pop-culture elite, died Friday. Knievel was 69â€”not ancient, but not bad for a man who bragged about making the Guinness Book of World Records on the strength, as it were, of 35 broken bones. "Every time I make a jump, I thank God when it comes down, no matter how far I went," Knievel told ABC Sports in 1973. From his roots as a high-school ski jumper in his native Montana to his rise on Wide World of Sports, the premiere TV sports showcase of its day, Robert Craig Knievel went a very long way. If one could judge the folk heroes of the 1970s by walking a toy aisle, one would conclude that Knievel ranked among the giants: Muhammad Ali, the Six Million Dollar Man and Fonzie. So big was the

Daredevil Evel Knievel Dies At 69
CLEARWATER, Fla. - Evel Knievel's hard life killed him — it just took longer than he or anyone else might have expected. The hard-living motorcycle daredevil, whose bone-breaking, rocket-powered jumps and stunts made him an international icon in the 1970s, died Friday. He was 69 he will be missed

Any Ladies?
any ladies like the cut of my jive? Would you go out with me? Or should I say if I had 1,000,000 pounds in the bank would that make me more attractive - what is it that makes you want someone? does being a hero help? As I am a P/T super hero, I save girls from certain doom using my super huge member. lol lol

The Maid Asked For A Raise
The Maid asked for a raise. The Madam was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why do you want an increase?" Maria: "Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you." Madam: "Who said you iron better than me?" Maria: "The Master said so." Madam: "Oh." Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you." Madam: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I?" Maria: "The Master did." Madam: "Oh." Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you." Madam (very upset now): "Did the Master say so as well?" > Maria: "No Madam, the gardener did." SHE GOT THE PAY RAISE..

Romans 13:8-10
8 Owe no man any thing, but to love one another: for he that loveth another hath fulfilled the law. 9 For this, Thou shalt not commit adultery, Thou shalt not kill, Thou shalt not steal, Thou shalt not bear false witness, Thou shalt not covet; and if there be any other commandment, it is briefly comprehended in this saying, namely, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. 10 Love worketh no ill to his neighbour: therefore love is the fulfilling of the law

Touch: The Directors Cut!
"Come with me," I said to her, getting up from the sofa, picking my drink up from the table as I rose. I took her hand in mine and led her towards the stairs. "What do you have in mind?" she asked. "You'll see." I answered, "Or rather not see!" I laughed. She pulled back on my hand, stopping us halfway up the stairs. "What do you mean?" I turned and moved below her on the stairs, so that our eyes were level, gently pushed against her, her back against the wall, one hand on her hip, the other still holding my glass, my lips gently grazing her neck, barely touching, moving up till my lips were at her ear and whispered, "patience baby," my warm breath against her neck and ear sending a slight tremble through her body. I moved away, took her hand once again and led her to the top of the stairs and into the bedroom, placing my whisky on the side. "Oh, so this is what you want?" She said as she came towards me, her head tilted up, lips searching out mine. But before s

Pissed Pissed Pissed
ok im pissed of highly with this site and i am adult so i used the word fucking because sometimes I use the word fuck fuck fuckity fuck!!! the part that pisses me off is I have a few people I only talk to through fu that I brought to the fucking site so we could fucking chat while they were at fucking work so that fucking pisses me off that i'm going to be gone from there page and they arent going to know why.... mostly though is its takes like 200 something thousand fu bucks to buy a ticker and I had been saving that much to gift a friend a ticker for there BDay now I cant do that and im fucking pissed about it.... this fucking site is to fucking much... I have lots of op's about it right now and would be very easy to leave fact is the only way I get to talk to catch and he is important to me so I cant just walk away from it so greg your gonna have to find a way to communicate with me because I am highly pissed with this site and could just not ever use it again....anyway did I say I

Officially, About Me!
Well, I've been on here for about a week now and it's a fun site so far! I've received a really warm welcome from a lot of folks. I can't figure out how to do the "about me" that some folks have on their profiles so I'm doing mine in a blog entry until I figure it out! lol I'm 38 and live in Denver, Colorado. I officially moved there at the end of last year from Washington State but was there quite a bit before that. What took me from WA to CO? hehe My boyfriend! Yes, I'm involved with an amazing man and am not looking for anything else other than friendship here. I'm at work now, so I can't write too much but I'll add more as I'm able. Have a great Monday!

Twas The Night Before Sexmas!!!
Twas The Night Before SEXMAS!!! Twas the night before Christmas, and Geez it was neat, The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all bolted, and the phone was off the hook, It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy, and I am in the nude, Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube. When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner and poor momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of his sled, A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite. And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz, Eit

Lips O' Mine
Lips By Ildi P., Montgomery, IL Lip,oh lips o' mine They long to taste the sweet Honey of yours Oh to show, to prove you still care, May our lips entangle To be the last time mine touch yours For the honey has turned bitter And I no longer long to touch Yours for I no longer care To see you. Goody-bye say my fair lips For yours will not be alone Even though mine will not Be the lips to touch yours. They have moved on to Softer, kinder lips That fill my mouth With sweet love and kindness. Something your lips Could not give Mine (Ildi died 10/15/98, age 16)

Looking For Contestants For The 2007-2008 King And Queen Of Fubar
LOOKING FOR CONTESTANTS FOR THE 2007-2008 KING AND QUEEN CONTEST. STARTING 12/30/07- 01/13/08.NEED AT LEAST 10 FOR EACH TO BEGIN! WEAR THIS CROWN FOR THE 2007-2008 YEAR!! PRIZES 1. PIC MUST BE RIP TO ENTER 2. MUST HAVE A SALUTE 3. MUST RATE/FAN AND ADD THE HOST 4. NO CHEATING WILL BE ALLOWED OR TOLERATED. BLOCKED IS THE RESULT. 5. NO DOWN RATING OF ANY KIND 6.SELF BOMBING AND FAMILY IS ALLOWED. 7. IN CASE OF A TIE WILL BE SPLIT PRIZES. 8. ANY QUESTION COME TO THE HOST NOT A CONTESTANT FOR ANY INFORMATION OR CONCERNS. 9. MUST HAVE AT 150 COMMENTS A DAY TO STAY IN CONTEST. PRIZES 1 ST PLACE IS 3 MONTH VIP 2ND PLACE ONE WEEK BLAST 3RD PLACE IS A DIAMOND EAR RINGS(FEMALE) AND DIAMOND RING FOR THE (MALE) PLEASE CONTACT AKAMRS. T @ FUBAR FOR ALL MALE CONTESTANTS HERE THE LINK TO CONTEST: ! PLEASE CONTACT BIG PAPA FOR FEMALE CONTESTANTS HERE THE LINK TO CONTEST:

The 7 Dwarfs And The Pope....
The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are THE seven dwarfs, they are ushered in to see the Pope. Dopey leads the pack. "Dopey, my son," asks the Pope, "what can I do for you?" Dopey replies, "Excuse me Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?" The Pope wrinkles his brow, thinks for a moment and answers, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome." In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them. Dopey turns back to the Pope, asking "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?" The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe." This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them with an angry glare. Dopey turns back to the Holy Father a final time and demands, "Mr. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns ANYWHERE in the world?" "I'm sorry, my son, t

Bitchpalace
I've created a message board for people to debate and discuss everyday and not-so-everyday topics. It's a censor free, low moderation message board so anything goes. It's fun, you should join! http://z15.invisionfree.com/bitchpalace/index.php

Unattainable Love
First meeting, within an instant You have me, I'm yours. Our eyes catch and my stomach flutters, But you wear your mask so well. Time passes with more glances. Leaving me to fall helplessly, Hoping you will catch me with your arms. But still a statue you remain, unmoved and grounded. My heart is finally consumed by you, Given freely by my choice. Anxiously I await to hear your voice, But your silence echoes within my soul. Broken now as the moments linger, Confused, my mind aches from flooded thought. Why must I always fall for the statuesque? For that unattainable love.

Midnight
I'm laying here close to midnight looking out my window at the stars my thoughts as they always do drifting off to be with you wondering. i'm laying here close to midnight the cold seeping through the window the shadows playing tag with eachother only wanting to know if someday we will play midnight games together thinking. i'm laying here close to midnight wanting to be there always wanting always waiting wishing. i'm standing here close to midnight gazing up not at stars watching no shadows still wanting nolonger waiting laughing. i'm hiding here close to midnight watching you trying to find me laughing silently knowing. we will be kissing here close to midnight seeing the glowing stars our breath white puffs in the cold air watching the shadows playing their midnight tag

Truth
If i look in my heart If I look in my soul if i look in my mind theres only one goal every thought that goes through my mind all the blood pumping through my heart all the tears cried by my eyes tell me we should never be apart every second of everyday and all the time in between I feel within my heart that on m, you can always lean you are the one person that makes me feels this way you are the only one who i think of night and day no one else can make me hurt no one else can make me smile the way you can yet I love you all the while I love to see your face or the sparkle of your eyes or wipe the tears you cry just know that forever I'm willing to be apart of every remaining second of your life In hope you'll hold me within your heart Ive never felt such power this is within this urge this urge to tell youll love you and to see what will emerge on day can we try to make it together again? one day can we cuddle and you get rid of all the pain? only the

Sleep
Close your eyes and come to me, Drift into the dark, Search for something meaningful, Ignite that fatal spark. Steal my breath away from me, Crawl into my veins, Take me from this waking world, Free me from these chains. Lay within the dreaming world, Whisper in my ear, Tell me what you crave from me, Wipe away all fear. Sleep my love and come to me, Kiss the world good-bye, Fall into my waiting arms, We'll spread our wings to fly. One day when you just let go, A dream won't be required, To find me waiting by your side, Like always you've desired.

Life
This life is a rollercoaster- makes you scream and laugh out loud at the same time. Everything is moving too fast, and I'm losing control... ... closing my eyes, catching pieces of dreams colored like butterflies. This life's not as it seems- there's a snake in every field a secret behind every smile. This life's a cocktail of mixed emotions- bitter- sweet with sugar and salt. Skeletons in the closets dance to the symphony on replay, written with lies. This life is a merry-go-round - makes you sick right from the beginning. I shiver, left out in the rain; broken inside, for just being myself.

A Song
I KNEW FROM THE MOMENT I LOOKED IN YOUR EYES THAT I WOULD DO ANYTHING TO MAKE YOU MINE IT DIDN'T HAPPEN AT ONCE IT TOOK US SOME TIME BUT THAT FIRST NIGHT WE SHARED OUR MIND AND HEARTS DID COMBINE THAT NIGHT WAS OURS IT WAS WONDERFUL AMAZING, ALL WE DREAMED IT TO BE THAT NIGHT WAS MAGICAL PASSIONATE, SENSUAL LET'S MAKE IT ETERNITY WE WERE SO COMFORTABLE AND RELAXED WITH EACH OTHER IF THERE'S NOTHING ELSE I KNOW I KNOW IT WAS A LOVE SPELL WE WERE UNDER LET'S MAKE THIS OFFICIAL AND PLAN ON BECOMING HUSBAND AND WIFE FOR WITHOUT YOU I AM NOTHING OUR LOVE WILL COMPLETE THIS THING CALLED LIFE THAT NIGHT WAS OURS IT WAS WONDERFUL AMAZING, ALL WE DREAMED IT TO BE THAT NIGHT WAS MAGICAL PASSIONATE, SENSUAL LET'S MAKE IT ETERNITY I'VE WAITED SO LONG FOR YOU YOU ARE MY HEART AND SOUL I'M NEVER GONNA LET YOU GO AND I FIND IT HARD TO STAY IN CONTROL WHEN I WHISPER THESE WORDS IN YOUR EAR AS WE DREAM LATE INTO THE NIGHT I LOVE YOU NOW AND FOREVER MY BAB

Wishing Again
I wish that I could be with you And hold you in my arms, Whisper all my love to you And kiss away your tears. I wish that I could take your cares And put them all away, Neatly folded into drawers While pleasure lights your smile. I wish that joy could step inside Your heart and stay awhile, And all the rain could turn into A rainbow in the sun. And all our loneliness like mist Could fade into the blue, A memory of sad, hard times That happened long ago. But I cannot come home right now, And you cannot come here; And so our dreams must be the fields On which we laugh and play. If life cannot be what we want, It will, it will be so; For love can turn the harshest light To gold through sheer affection.

Shop At Sears
Subject: Sears - Christmas shopping has already started I know I needed this reminder since Sears isn't always my first choice. Amazing when you think of how long the war has lasted and they haven't withdrawn from their commitment. Could we each buy at least one thing at Sears this year? How does Sears treat its employees who are called up for military duty? By law, they are required to hold their jobs open and available, but nothing more. Usually, people take a big pay cut and lose benefits as a result of being called up. Sears is voluntarily paying the difference in salaries and maintaining all benefits, including medical insurance and bonus programs, for all called up reservist employees for up to two years. I submit that Sears is an exemplary corporate citizen and should be recognized for its contribution. I suggest we all shop at Sears, and be sure to find a manager to tell them why we are there so the company gets the positive reinforcement it well deserves. P

Untitled
You Are My Sterling Silver Rose Perfect in every Way The Reason I live for each Day When I think of you all fears fade Away A Smile permanently Stays You Are The Sterling Silver Rose Placed in the Center of my Heart That holds it together when it's ready to fall Apart You Are The Sterling Silver Rose I carry with me Everywhere To Remind me of the love we Share You Are The Sterling Silver Rose Floating through my mind Holding things nobody Knows You Are The Sterling Silver Rose Giving me goosebumps all over my Skin A Touch I hold Within You Are My Sterling Silver Rose Holding a Love Continuing to Grow

Inside
Inside Gusting winds play inside Hard rain along for the ride Shattered things all over the place Pieces of life fill the space Moving fast over wide land In ways I can't understand Wishing it all away So once I can have a peacful day

I Never
I Never I never noticed the way your eyes shine when you smirk I never noticed the intense color of your eyes I never noticed the way you walk or the way your voice is when you talk I never noticed the way you shave I never noticed how small you write or how you wear your jacket I never noticed how patient you are I never noticed how you make every second count I never really noticed you until I realized I pay more attention to you than I think I do I never noticed how much I look at you or how much I think of you Now that I have noticed all these little things I can't help but smile at the thought of you Every second after I have stared in your eyes or watched you make a face I realize I pay much more attention to you Than I ever knew

7 Deadly Sins
7 Deadly Sins Envious everything twisting and turning in my head moments soon will be nothing but dead transforming things that never come out right just like in the still of the night you can be the paper i will be the pen lets start knowing each other like never before i close one door, you open the other far away, you take the lead here i stay, trying to be a need footsteps followed sounds ignored lay down and close your eyes feel me from the inside see nothing, hear everything you are the paper i am the pen words flow through me to you sweetness, nothing more you are all i adore Lust You consume my everyday With all the things you write I patiently wait to hear from you day and night You make my heart race My mind pace Thoughts of you fill me In ways I can't ignore Dreams of you have begun Your words are an escape I knew you but never like this It's something I never want to miss I want

The Gift
The Gift She entered the bay And went through the glass doors To find a present on her desk Ripped through the wrapping paper Tore off the plastic Lo and behold Her favorite treat Dark smooth covering Sweet on the tounge As it melts Comes a yummy slippery surprise Vanilla sensation tingles through her taste buds The most erotic part The red round lickable center Oh what a great surprise She looks up and what does she see Her girlfriend, very happy

Untitled
She sits down by the willow tree looking at the sky Remembering days long gone She feels it, it's right there the wind blowing through her hair and the angel whispers stop your crying and start smiling good days are ahead She stands up, thinking about what the angel said It's too soon to smile, he just left last January She has been sitting at his grave Deep in her sorrow, she wont let herself carry on She wasn't there She loved him and he loved her too They were best friends He made her smile when everyone else made her cry Now she just wants to know why? She turns head up to the heavens and says real soft and slow God, why did you take him away? He had laughter and brightened so many days.. He loved like no one else. He understood me. It should have been me instead. I'm the one with the messed up head. I'm the one depressed all the time. He was just so alive. She sat back down as her tears hit the ground and the angel whispers stop

Te Amo
I Love You Believe me it's true I want to spend every day and night with you I want you in every dream I want to tell the whole world that you are the one I Love You With every piece of me I turned my head away I regret it everyday I wish on stars I blow on the dandelion seed for you to return to me I go to every place we ever went just to feel you again I return to every spot, walk every path Just to pray you come back I Love You How can I make it more clear? I look at the picture of you I keep I watch and read things just to remind me of you Things I never liked before, I've come to adore I think about you everyday I hold our memories dear I look to the sky and hope you are to I miss you so I could never let go I Love You

Within
Around the lake, through the trees that's where you will find me Sitting on the broken cement Staring at the sky Tears falling from my eyes Another day, Another pain The red fire still burns The blood still bleeds Without you will I breathe? Chasing the butterflies and knots from looking in your eyes Long before I knew the warmth grew Self absorbed in you Only to fade but never truely go away

Lost And Real
Lost In the woods During the day Leaves fall Squirrels scurry Air smells of nothing Alone Real Remember those days When our hearts raced We had big smiles on our face We kissed for so long In a car By a tree In your room Remember those laughs Those things said Those feelings that I will never dread Love was there Too young to see Let go and bam gone Every chance given I returned to make myself believe it was real That your face was real Your touch was real The most important part how you made me feel was real Why when I think of your name or see something to remind me of you I can't help but smile and feel free For if you were not real I would have taken myself away from everyone forever Yes you were real and I can feel this way again Every dream you are there Every sight I see I wish I saw you Every

Him
His eyes were just like mid sky on a summer day His lips were as thin as the paper you bare your soul on The fire in his eyes could melt your insides When he speaks every other sound goes away When he walks you feel him there The way he looks your way, just like a beautiful painting and all you can do is stare Constantly on your mind as if he were part of it Can't get enough! He melts away as fast as a second of your time Only to return as if you are getting burned His lips move as if to speak you will never make out what is said He is just the breath of fresh air in your head The perfect guy, the one you imagine you see in every guy who walks down the street

Morbid Girl
Morbid Girl She leans over and looks in his eyes Wondering if and when she will die Death, such a tantalizing concept To lie six feet under ground and become one with dirt She knows one day it will be her there Everyone staring and saying goodbye Tears in their eyes Total darkness will invade withering her body away Such a thought so hard to bare She closes her eyes and pictures exactly how it would be A fall day leaves changing outside the wind blowing through the air To her dismay she is stuck in a box laying there looking fake with makeup she never wore before People, some she knows and some she has no clue looking over her saying such nice things She is lying here thinking why they couldn't have said such things while She was alive. Instead of everyday feeling as if she had already died. Wanting to scream at some of them and say where were you really when I needed a friend. She opens her eyes, the vision is a bit too much. Lo

Angry Girl
"Angry Girl" Strange girl sits next to me. Angry at something or could possibly be nothing. Teacher is talking but her anger is all I hear. Making it hard to concentrate on the reason I am here. Pushing her pencil to the paper with force. All I can hear is the paper cringing with pain as the breaking of the tip is invading my brain. Can't help but focus all my attention on her, wondering what's going on inside her head. I look over at her and see that she is writing her anger in a journal. Tempted to say something along the lines of " Hey the cover is neat, not like mine!" I hold back and act like I am taking notes. Break time comes and without a thought I go in the hall. I glance as she passes by still I say nothing. I go off on my own. Only to come back and sit alone. Why hadn't she come back?

Soldier's Song
Soldiers Song On a cold rainy day You can hear them from miles away Marching in unison Heads held high Singing the cadence of a soldier's pride left left left right left get on up get on up get on up right left Pouring rain Most think they are insane It's only discipline you see Learning what it takes to keep us free Cadences sweltering in my brain man how I miss those days!

Storms
Storms may come and storms may go. Storms that we may never know. As This Storm rolls over my head. There is a loud boom piercing through my ears making it hard for me to hear. The strong wind begins blowing through me. I am just standing here as the storm moves near. The raindrops begin to pound on my skin. I can see the dark clouds moving way over my head. The whole time I am just taking it all in. Wishing you could be here with me as I stand and witness Mother Earth's misery. Feeling her pain dripping all over me and seeping in my brain. In a slight moment I feel I am going insane. Thinking she is feeling my pain as I think of you and me and all that we could be. Her tears pound on me, I feel she is near her end just as we were meant to be nothing more than friends. The calm has come and she is done and all I can think is if we will be one. I look around to see the damage she has done. The wind still blowing slightly. Everything is wet. I run my

Rough
I've had some rough years and I've had some tough years but I still have time for you. I've been to a Hell and back but now I am trying to change all that for you. I've done good and I've done bad but now it's time to change all that I am. Life has been crazy and I have strayed. Not thinking of you while I went on and acted that way. How could I have been so blind and looked another way when you are meant to be the only one. Hoping you will forgive me for all that I've done. I still have things to get off my chest and things I need to lay to rest. I've had some rough years and I've had some tough years but I still have time for you. You've been with me through it all. Seen everything. Been right there for every fall. Giving me the strength I need. From now on it is for you I breath. My crazy life has come to an end. I follow the path where you are waiting and creating a whole new world for me. The pains I have encountered you always take away. I

Nudist Colony
A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, “Did you call for me?” The man replies “No, what do you mean?” She says, “You must be new here. Let me explain. It’s a rule here that if you get an erection it implies you called for me.” Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her. The man continues to explore the colony’s facilities. He enters the sauna and as he sits down, he farts. Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam room toward him, “Did you call for me?” says the hairy man. “No, what do you mean?” says the newcomer. “You must be new,” says the hairy man, “it’s a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me.” The huge m

App
The ULTIMATE NAUGHTY QUIZ! Fill it out and send it to me in a message, and repost to see what people put for you! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. How often do you masturbate? 3 1/2. Have u masterbated to me? 4. Favorite position (s) ? 5. Do you think i'm hot? 6. Would you have sex with me? 7. lights on or off? 8. Would you have to be drunk? 9. Would you take a shower with me? 10. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 11. Would you leave after or stay the night? 12. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 13. Condom or skin? 14. Do you give Oral pleasures? 15. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 16. Have sex on the first date? 17. Would you kiss me during sex? 18. Do you think I would be good in bed? 19. Would u have a 3-some with me? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. W

Tv Review: "tin Man" (2007)
I just finished watching the three part miniseries "Tin Man" that is a reworking of "The Wizard Of OZ". Plot: A young woman discovers friendship and family as she travels through the O.Z. Likes: OH MY GOD!! This is certainly a good reworking of the novel.; The story is unfolds slowly but is still full of action.; All the main characters become fully developed as the storyline progresses.; There are a few inside jokes referencing to the TWOO novel and film. Dislikes: Elphabia (i.e. the Wicked Witch of the West) is shown very little and not even mentioned by name. Kids Caution: There is some violence and language that may be too much for young children. Out of four stars, I give this miniseries 3 1/2 stars. A great miniseries that needed more WWW.

Hey How Are Ya
Hey whats up? I'm just bored and thought what the hell I'll put something on here. how's the weather in San Diego? anyone? SUNNY!!!!!!! what the FUCK do you think the weather is there. well I live in Oregon and its raining like always. So have a great day and write me something.

Old Fucks, I Mean Old Folks In Line At The Groc Store.
have ya ever been in line at a grocery store behind one of those old bitches, that claims she's shopped at the store longer than it even existed, and complains about every time i come here they got a new cashier and i gotta wait in line, bla bla bla, well, my answer to her old ass, is "were ya born a virgin or a professional at it, and further more the store hasn't been around a hundred years like your decrepit old ass has been, so shut the fuck up, and quit making the new cashier more nervous than they already are, and further more, if ya know who's new then either get the hell out of line and go to a cashier ya know, or have ya pissed all of them off with you sour ass attitude, or just get the hell out of line out of my damned way, the moral of the story we are all new to everything in life once. so if ya see one of these old fucks, i mean old folks in line bitchin, ask them "were ya born a virgin, or a professional at it?" that'll shut them the fuck up. robert

American Head Charge - All Wrapped Up
guess what... its thursday.. your ALMOST there! the weekend is coming and yay for it unfortunetly i'm not in a christmasy mood in fact i'm pretty pissed off so here's some violence from american head charge this is all wrapped up And now with the following collection of... Im above everything else Saved the ones who shouldn't be Hold on to them all so youll Find yourself away from me Our lost faith strung out on a line My most empathetic dreams of you The sorry excuses on which we dine When all my fears tell me it's true Borrowed dreams of some imagined future All wrapped up inside this borrowed hope Don't manipulate the most Beautiful thing youll ever know To the extent of saving your Ragged torn out sickly show Holding my head above the fold Can't decide which side I want I buried everything so deep in the cold Now I stop inside of the lies I flaunt Borrowed dreams of some imagined future All wrapped up inside this borrowed hope Pull it all away fr

100 Rules For The Female Slave
100 Rules for the female slave 1. i will serve, obey and please my Master. 2. Above all else my only desire is to please my Master. 3. i worship my Master. 4. i worship my Master's body. 5. The power of my Master fills me with awe. 6. To receive pleasure i must earn it. 7. i worship my Master's whip. 8. i trust my Master. 9. i am nothing more than an object of great value - an instrument to be used by my Master for his pleasures. 10. i will ask my Master for permission to satisfy whatever need i have before acting on it. 11. my body and mind is the property of my Master. 12. i must always give thanks to my Master for all i am given immediately after receiving what He gives me. 13.

Cyndi Lauper - Time After Time
Lying in my bed I hear the clock tick And think of you Caught up in circles Confusion Is nothing new Flashback warm nights Almost left behind Suitcase of memories Time after Sometimes you picture me I'm walking too far ahead You're calling to me, I can't hear What you've said Then you say go slow I fall behind The second hand unwinds Chorus: If you're lost you can look and you will find me Time after time If you fall I will catch you I'll be waiting Time after time If you're lost you can look and you will find me Time after time If you fall I will catch you I'll be waiting Time after time After my picture fades and darkness has Turned to gray Watching through windows you're wondering If I'm OK Secrets stolen from deep inside The drum beats out of time Chorus You said go slow I fall behind The second hand unwinds Chorus Time after time (x10)

I'm Sorry....
I'm sorry i'm sorry if i'm not pretty enough to be "your girl"i'm sorry that i don't want to have sex every minute of the day.i'm sorry that i'm not a playboy bunny so i can act like a pornstar for you.i'm sorry if i don't have a dream body that turns you on.i'm sorry if i won't drop down to my knees to get you to like me.i'm sorry if my hair isn't long enough.i'm sorry if i'm not the "hottest" girl you've ever seen.i'm sorry if loving you isn't enough.i'm sorry if being your friend through thick and thin makes no difference.i'm sorry that i try my best to get you to like me, but then get hurt. but most of all; i'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are. and i'm sorry that most guys will read this and post it and may agree with it but after 5 minutes they forget about it and do the same thing all over again. GUYS! just think about it, about how you treat girls. You treat them like shit & all they want to do is be loved by you. think about it.If you're a girl a

Easy French Vegetable Soup
Easy French Vegetable Soup: Ingredients: 1/2 lb Bacon 3 Potatoes, peeled and chopped 1 Red Bell Pepper, seeded and chopped 1 Green Bell Pepper, seeded and chopped 1 Medium Yellow Onion or 3 Bundles Green Onion Chopped 10 Mushrooms, Sliced 3 Cups Water 1 - 1 1/2 Tablespoons Beef Bullion 4 Slices Bread 2 Cups Mozzarella Cheese Directions: Cut bacon into 1 inch pieces. Clean, seed, peel, and chop all vegetables while bacon is frying. Drain off all but 2 Tablespoons of oil. Add vegetables to frying pan and grill vegetables until they are cooked through and onion is clear. Meanwhile toast all 4 pieces of bread. When vegetables are cooked through, transfer to sauce pan and add 3 cups water. Bring to a boil with water added, then dissolve Beef Bullion into water (to taste). When bread is done toasting, place on foil lined cookie sheet and put under the broiler until the cheese is brown and golden. Ladle soup into 4 bowls, then float the cheese bread on top and serve. YUM

Doughnuts In Cardamom Syrup
Recipe 1. Ingredients1 3/4 cups warm water 2 (.25 ounce) envelopes active dry yeast 2 3/4 cups all-purpose flour, sifted 2 tablespoons sugar 3/4 teaspoon salt 1 cup sliced almonds 2 cups sugar 1 cup water 2 tablespoons fresh lemon juice 2 teaspoons ground cardamom 1 teaspoon rose water Vegetable oil, for frying Nutrition InfoPer Serving Calories: 126 kcal Carbohydrates: 17 g Dietary Fiber: 0 g Fat: 5 g Protein: 1 g Sugars: 10 g About: Nutrition Info Powered by: ESHA Nutrient Database 2. Cooking Directions In a large bowl, combine the 1 3/4 cups of warm water with the yeast and let stand for 5 minutes. Using a wooden spoon, stir in the flour, 2 tablespoons of the sugar and the salt. Turn the dough out onto a lightly floured work surface. Knead lightly until the dough is silky. Oil a medium bowl and add the dough. Cover with plastic wrap and let rise until doubled in bulk, about 1 1/2 hours. Punch down the dough, then let it rise again for another 30 minut

Seether - Driven Under
Do you think I'm faking When I'm lying next to you? Do you think that I am blind Nothing left for me to lose? Must be something on your mind Something lost and left behind Do you know I'm faking now? Do you know I'm faking When I’m lying next to you? Do you know that I am blind to everything you ever do? Must be something on your mind Something lost for me to find Do you know I'm faking? Then she told me she had a gun It sounded like she'd used it once before on him Then she told me she had a gun It sounded like she'd used it once before, oh man I guess you know I'm faking When I tell you I love you I guess you know that I am blind To everything you say and do Must be something on my mind There’s nothing left for me to hide Do you know I'm faking? Then she told me she had a gun It sounded like she'd used it once before on him Then she told me she had a gun It sounded like she'd used it once before, oh man We have to succumb to the feeling

I Hate This
my life is so gay i hate it with a passion i just want to end cuz im tired of my family treating me the way they do and stuff like that and now i have my friends treating me the same way and i hate it with a passion that everyone has to judge people all the time by the way they act why dont they just get to know them first and then go from there

Winter Blues
I KNOW IM NOT THE ONLY ONE.....ESPECIALLY THIS TIME OF YEAR. HAPPY BUT, DOWN TO THE WIRE! WITH SANTA AND FAMILY, I RATHER BE IN A SLAVE BOX!!! PLUS CRAMMING FOR HUBBY'S DEPARTURE WHICH IS REAL SOON. I SHOULD BE COMPLETLY CRAZY BY FEBRUARY!!!! HUBBY IS TAKING A MONTH OFF IN JANUARY (HES NOT THE STAY AWAY FROM WORK TYPE) I THINK MY NEW YEARS WILL BE ROCKIN THOUGH!

Lit Up - Buckcherry
Oh yeah Ya wanna find it Come on yeah I'm on a plane, with cocaine And yes I'm all lit up again Cough up love, and touch up Your mama said packing lines is sin And yes I'm all lit up again On the couch, in my bed And yes I'm all, lit up again, flying I love the cocaine, I love the cocaine Mama can you wait, mama can you wait, yeah I'm on a train, and ride on You know the train is staying off the track I'm in touch love, from this crutch Well you're on ten, but honey I'm on eleven And yes I'm all lit up again On the couch, in my bed And yes I'm all, lit up again, flying I love the cocaine, I love the cocaine Mama can you wait, mama can you wait I love the cocaine, I love the cocaine Mama can you wait, oh can you wait long? Well crack the door for the curious girl cause she's been waiting, she's been waiting Chop a line for the fending man cause he wants one You know, you know you got to, can you feel it can you feel it tonight, are you high love, tell

My 2007-2008 College Bowl Picks
Here are the teams that I think will win their bowl games: Navy Memphis Cincinnati New Mexico BYU Boise State Central Michigan AZ State Boston College TCU Maryland Wake Forest UCF Penn State Alabama Air Force GA Tech Oregon Kentucky Indiana Clemson Tennessee Missouri Virginia Michigan Illinois Hawaii West Virginia VA Tech Ball State Bowling Green Ohio State

May We Never Forget.... A Different Christmas Poem
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty yea

Dinner Party
Dinner party for 8 - $250 Wine for guests - $80 Your parents are there Your in-laws are there Your boss and his wife are there The minister and his wife are there You're all settling down for a nice relaxing evening dinner. Then in walks the dog . . . . . Priceless!

The Birth Of Warewolf Child
The winds wailing high into the night, earth heaving , mound of breasts swelling as the screams get louder. The cave opens its canal as a beast pushes out of the canal, as mother pushes harder, the beast pushes its way out, lifted above from the belly. A baby girl born, small dark with tiny fangs, pointed ears, wisps of hair trailing down to her back, pointed nails like the beast, yellos eyes peeking to see her mother for the frist time. mother wraps and cradles her new born warewold child, gazing out to from inside the cave and sees the others that had shown up. The main leader of the pack lifts his head up, nose towards the full moon and gives a long howl as the others follow along. as the mother greets the child to her breast it greedily takes on the breast and quietly suckles sleeping soundly in the arms of mother. she stands tall, long black hair, red stained lips, pale like the snow and green eyes. walking slowly with her newborn towards the pack, lays the child down and

Not Sure...
I just got back from Sarah's and Alan's. I brought stuff in from the car and let the dogs out. The fog is thick as soup tonight. There is a burning smell in the air. Not of wood though, but of that hot burning electrical/plastic odor. I feel like I ran a damned marathon today. I just can't wait to see about what is in store for tomorow's plans. Who knows? Today, I had found a dead lady robbin on my mother in law's front doorstep. Along the way to bringing her out to the brook past the woodline, I slammed my leg into a deep hole and flipped several times. I am just starting to feel the effects of it now. Tylenol may help??? Perhaps some ale and some music and I shall put out the candles so I may go to sleep. Better then being out at this time of night. I forsee someone unfortunately driving too fast down Oak Grove road in the deathly thick fog at 65 and helplessly levitating off of a curve into a thick grove of trees. Tomorow will be a new day of helping family and building furnit

Thinking Of You
Thinking of you i run i hide from all the rest but obviously your the best of the best you didnt give me a chance at all with the first touch i knew i was gonna fall. they say love comes once a lifetime well i think ive found mine. i think about you everyday dream about you everynight its funny i still have all these butterflies inside i figured by now they subside. everytime we say goodbye i get lonlier and lonlier inside i cant do anything but lay here and cry, as im thinking of you im so glad your coming home soon i love you i really do just know im here im thinking of you! ~me~ ____________________________________________________________________________________

Tormented Soul
I look to the mirror to my reflection My eyes swollen, aching with infection From these tears I cry no one can see That stream down my face inside of me Filled with regret cause I turned my back on the purest love Of the countless mercies and grace from up above Now the torture in my heart has no relief My faith has been overtaken with unbelief The weight of my sins is more than I can bare Calling out for help, but no one seems to care Lost in Babylon and I have forgotten who I am God help me please if you still give a damn Committed the unforgivable sin, say its not true But lord I seem lost no matter what I do I fell like I crossed the point of no return And my punishment will be to forever burn Sinking deeper into depressions rot and mire My predestined fate to be baptized in eternal fire Trapped in nothingness with no escape in sight Consumed in flames that give no light God help me, I no longer know what’s real So tired of all this pain and agony ins

What Women Say
Things Women Say 1. FINE - This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. FIVE MINUTES - If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3. NOTHING - This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine." 4. GO AHEAD - This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it. 5. LOUD SIGH - This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing" 6. THAT'S OKAY - This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will

Leaving Fubar?
Hey Everyone, Ive been thinking if I should stay on Fubar or not? Everytime I log in, I dont get any mail, comments from my friends. Yes I know that I havent been a good friend myself as of lately? But when I use the shout box to say hi to a friend and never get a response back for 30 or 40 mins. You ask yourself what happen between ya? I appreciate those who have left me a comment or bought a drink or a gift? I dont know anymore, seems with my luck, I cant get any of my friends to talk with me anymore? Did I do something wrong, did I not say the right things to you, did I not say I love you as my friend and how glad that we are?? So I think Im just gonna leave, because no one really cares on here. Im giving you my friends, a week to get too know me a little? ASK ME ANYTHING YOU WANT! I wanna know if anyone on my friends list truly cares to be Friends with me? So I leave it up to you if I should stay or not? Lonesome ol me, Sir George

Rain
I sat on the porch And started to swing Remembering our talks And what life would bring Lots of thoughts Ran through my mind As the sun went away And no longer shined The clouds rolled in The rain started to fall hitting the ground I stood up tall I stepped off the porch For a walk in the rain The cleansing of my soul The cleansing of my pain Walking in the warm air With the rain hitting my face It was something so relaxing As I walked at a slow pace Splashing in puddles Like a kid having fun There's no better time to think No better time to run I welcome the rain It's more than you know Look at the beauty it brings Look at how things grow It's more than just water That gets you wet It's a chance to clear your mind A chance you shouldn't forget Take off your shoes And let it go For the soft mist of the rain Will heal your soul

Aibo Is Back!
You heard that right, folks. Supposedly, AIBO is back... with a vengence. According to rumors, the fiesty-but-killed robo-dog from Sony is making a comeback with a new paintjob and whole slew of fresh features. First and foremost, the re-upped model will be tailored to interface wirelessly with your PSP and PS3, will have a built in headcam which utilizes a motion sensor and facial recognition, and can stream its POV video over WiFi to your system. In addition, you'll apparently get to remotely trigger the bot with your handheld and control its movements, plus you can set it to "guard" your house (though we're pretty sure most enterprising burglars will just turn the little dude on its side if provoked). Of course, right now this is speculation -- Stuff Magazine's piece on the subject (above) gives the rumored bot a 53-percent chance of becoming a reality -- but there certainly seems to be some meat behind these murmurs. C'mon Sony -- the pup deserves a second chance.

A Poem By My Son.....(my Life) By Hunter Smith
This poem was written by my youngest son Hunter and I wanted to proudly let yall enjoy it..... MY LIFE My life is filled with courage and fear nonstop pain, trials and tears Shattered dreams, reassembled precious memories to remember. Making most of my childhood days, knowing someday they will fade away. Even though I face the pain, I know in my heart I will always stay the same. I love the challenge, I love the strife I know I'll get through it because,"HEY" It's My Life. Everyone have a wonderful week Merry Christmas ~~~~Leah~~~~

Life
Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right forget about the ones who don't and believe that everything happens for a reason if you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life let it. Nobody said that it would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it.

Mashaf ReŠ
MASHAF REŠ (THE BLACK BOOK) In the beginning God created the White Pearl out of his most precious essence. He also created a bird named Angar. He placed the White Pearl on the back of the bird, and dwelt on it for forty thousand years. On the first day, Sunday, God created Melek Anzazîl, and he is Tâ’ûs-Melek, the chief of all, On Monday he created Melek Dardâel, and he is Šeih Hasan. Tuesday he created Melek Israfel, and he is Šeih Šams (ad-Dîn). Wednesday he created Melek Mihâel, and he is Šeih Abû Bakr. Thursday he created Melek Azrâel, and he is Sajad-ad-Dîn. Friday he created Melek Šemnâel, and he is Nasir-ad-Dîn. Saturday he created Melek Nurâel, and he is Yadin (Fahr-ad-Dîn). And he made Melek Tâ’ûs ruler over all. After this God made the form of the seven heavens, the earth, the sun, and the moon. But Fahr-ad-Dîn created man and the animals, and birds and beasts. He put them all in pockets of cloth, and came out of the Pearl accompanied by the Angels. Then he shou

First Threesome
It was 8am on Saturday morning, and the temperatures were already starting to reach the mid 70s. I had got out of bed and slipped a short robe over my nakedness before going down to the kitchen. I could hear my husband Peter and his friend Gary making coffee. After a cup of coffee, I started getting making myself a bowl of cereal and spilt a few cornflakes over the floor. As I picked them up, I glanced up and noticed that my husband and his friend were staring down the partially open front of my robe at my nice 36C cup breasts. Admiring the view guys? I asked as I stood up and moved over to the under counter trash bin. They are nice said Peter, and cupped my right breast, centering my nipple between his finger and thumb. It became hard immediately. I pretended to be bored and stood there with my hands on my hips as if waiting impatiently. Peter circled behind me and slid his hand above my waist keeping my right breast cupped in his hand. I could feel his erection against

A Pagan Credo
A PAGAN CREDO We worship the Great Goddess of Nature in all Her resplendent diversity. She is the Birthgiver: the origin of all life on this planet. Threefold are her ways: Maiden, Mother, and Crone, for She is all Goddesses and all women. We honor Her everywhere, for She is everything; and in everyone; for She is all of us. We worship the Horned One, Lord of Field and Forest. He is the wild and natural man in each of us: innocent, unfettered, and untamed. He is the Lord of both Light and Darkness: all Gods and all men. Our Lord is both seed and sower, hunter and prey; the eternal cycle of sunlight and shadow. We honor Him everywhere, for He is everything; and in every one; for He is all of us. Our temple is a Sacred Space between the Worlds of Gods and Mortals. We worship in the Circle and in Nature; in our bodies, hearts, and minds. Our Gods are everywhere; but most of all they are within us. Therefore it is both our right and our sacred duty to discover and deve

Back To Me
Sometimes I feel like I like I�m all alone Wondering how, what have I done wrong Maybe I�m just missing you all along When will you be coming home Back to me... There were times I felt like giving up Haunted by memories I can't give up Wish that I never let you go and slip away Had enough reasons for you to stay... Can you feel me? See me falling away (See me falling away) Did you hear me? I'm calling out your name (I�m calling out your name) Cause I�m barely hanging on Baby you need to come home Back to me... Sleepless nights Cause you're not here by my side Cold as ice I feel deep down inside Maybe I�m just missing you all along When will you be coming home Can you feel me? See me falling away (See me falling away) Did you hear me? I'm calling out your name (I�m calling out your name) Cause I�m barely hanging on Baby you need to come home When will you be coming home Back to me...

You Raise Me Up
You Raise Me Up Lyrics by Brendan Graham Music by Rolf Lovland sung by Josh Groban When I am down and, oh my soul, so weary When troubles come and my heart burdened be Then, I am still and wait here in the silence, Until you come and sit awhile with me. You raise me up, so I can stand on mountains You raise me up, to walk on stormy seas I am strong, when I am on your shoulders You raise me up... to more than I can be. You raise me up, so I can stand on mountains You raise me up, to walk on stormy seas I am strong, when I am on your shoulders You raise me up... to more than I can be. You raise me up, so I can stand on mountains You raise me up, to walk on stormy seas And I am strong, when I am on your shoulders You raise me up... to more than I can be. You raise me up... to more than I can be.

What To Do...
how can something so beautiful cause one so much pain, I loved her so much, and she said the same of me. but in the end love was not enough to keep us together. The immense love we shared evidently did not have the strength to keep us together, i was blind sided by the whole thing, everything revolved around her, i did everthing i could to hang on, but i learned to let it all go, the pain still lingers, but it shouldn't be hard to move on should it? there is so much to life out there to be depressed, so off i go to figure out my the rest of my life and hopefully meet some new and interesting, new and interesting meaning sick and twisted, people to enjoy the ride.

Whats The Point Of This Place???
i'm getting irritated at how this site is and the way some people are here there are too many me me's here, ie people who only think of themselves etc and don't return the goodwill gestures others do for them. like most of my what i'll call normal friends and a few v.i.p's i will vote and comment on most new pics i see that they have put up etc. But there are some people who think that are too important to return rates/votes/comments.

Falling Star...
The white chest is slowly calculated towards the native country's frost heart, it disappears out of sight a group of guests, of my friends stands on the yard in the vague of the December evening one in its black guarantees one of them cries crocodile,s tears, the other coughs and lights the cigarette, they all are good actors of the devil somebody throws them at the chest for my remembering, icy sand, becoming shabby, the beautiful roses are to death stoned as a sinner herself in all silence they leave farewells after which they forget me at last to rest to be the terminal of the long trip snow is falling quietly down from the sky which is clearer than for a long time the stars light slowly in their places and somewhere the falling star flashes in order to show that I am at last at home.

Old Pics Of Santa Lee . . . In Christmas Thong . . . Hohoho
..... Full Size Pictures are in Fubar . . . . Add to Family to see . . . lol. Merry Christmas . . . I hope to place newer pictures . . . of me in the Santa outfits . . . when I have a chance to scan them, or take new ones. http://www.fubar.com/join.php?friend=1374076

6 Shot After Exiting Vegas School Bus
LAS VEGAS - Six junior high or high school students were shot Tuesday after they got off a school bus, and two were critically hurt, police said. Gunshots rang out in northeast Las Vegas just before 2 p.m., Officer Bill Cassell said. Six young people were transported to area hospitals. Four had minor gunshot injuries and two were in critical condition, Cassell said. At least two people are believed to have taken part in the shootings, he said. Police were not saying whether the shooting suspects were on foot or in a vehicle.

Do You Ever Think Of Me
Do you ever think of me, Do I ever cross your mind, Do you ever ask yourself, What's she doing tonight. Chorus. There's this crazy thing in my head, I don't know if it's true, Whenever you're thinking 'bout me, I'm thinking 'bout you. Verse two. Do you ever think of me, Just out of the blue, When you're just sitting around, With nothing to do. Verse three. Do you ever think of me, When you wake in the night, Feeling like you're in a dream, When you open your eyes.

12 December 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your AstroSlam for Wednesday, December 12: Being shut out of a club you really didn't want to belong to stings a lot more than it should. Your attempts to shove your way back into the scene prove not only fruitless, but embarrassing.

12 December 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your single's love horoscope for Wednesday, December 12: Things may feel a little out of whack at the moment, and you're especially sensitive to it, particularly in your love life. Never fear -- this, too, shall pass (soon!). Breathe deep, stay grounded and think positive.

Funny Joke
How Men think........... A woman was in a coma for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was sizable movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma.' The husband was sceptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. 'What happened!?' they cried. The husband said,.................... 'I'm not sure; maybe she choked'.

Brain Stuff
More Brain Stuff . . From Cambridge University . O lny srmat poelpe can raed this. I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdr nig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a word are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the rgh it pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?! Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed th is psas it on !! Get free graphics at BlingyBlob.com!

The Coolest Christmas Present I Got
The Coolest Christmas present I got By Eric Ethan The coolest Christmas I got cam early this year, Is a special friend that came into my life this year? We met on 9/11 of last year , but this year we got to know each other better and have a lot of things in common. She is always there for me and I always there for here we ask about each other days and how the family is holding . WE share a special bond and that’s the coolest things together, we show each other pictures of ourselves to each other, she is angel and very beautiful lady and the coolest special friend Someday If I met her I’m going to hug her so tight and tell how much how she saved me But each day I write to her I get to know everyday when she can get on and just here kind words of hope and wisdom from a special friend I feel comfortable around her a lot and she cured of my shyness on things that we know but want discuss in public She rocks my he

A True Story
MY Friend ask me Last night By Eric Ethan My friend ask me last night What makes me tick what makes me smile What he and his wife seen was so amazing in that hospital That I brought cheer to everyone with love and happiness in their heart And things I do they witness people smile in front of them , helping their lives be full again and laugh again feel the love again to spice up their life, they just don’t understand it you touch people hearts so many ways. Bring people to make them smell the flowers to touch and not be scared of things. You never ask nothing in return my friend said You amaze people a lot Last night I seen a lot of things that my wife and I seen last night ,People where dieing or sick but you gave them the chance to feel love in their heart , laugh again and smile to feel the feeling they missed in years or memories in their heart. Last night my friend said last night they went ho

Winter Solstice Ritual
Into the forest, lilones feet silently cross the barren woods. With only moonlight to guide her to the sacred space she performed the rituals of the Wiccan seasons. Tonight of all nights, she welcomed the winter season. Her thoughts were of the One she wished was there with her to celebrate the Winter Solstice but knew it was not possible. But her fantasy and dreams were always filled of Him, her handsome Master. lilone did not know if she shivered from the cold or from the thoughts of how her Master controlled her mind, spirit and body. As she built the pyre for the bonfire to start her ritual for Winter Solstice, her thoughts were of his hands caressing the cold skin of her nipples. His hands sliding between her soft sun- kissed thighs, roughly tearing away the wisp of panties making her tremble with anticipation. She shook her head and trying to clear her mind of the erotic thoughts beginning to over take her. Striking a match she lit the bonfire and the fire caught t

Fund Raising For The Animals
Ok people, For those of you that know what I do for a living, and those of you that do not. I am the Director of Animal Services at the Escondido Humane Society. In March we always hold a dog walk to raise funds for the shelter. This year there is some heavy competition for which team in the shelter will bring in the most money. The Animal Control Department came in second place last year. We need your help to beat the pants off the Animal Care Department. So please this year when you are out getting your last minute gifts, remember the many animals that are houses at the Escondido Humane Society Shelter. On my home page under the about me, there is a green box that says First Giving. Please click and follow the instructions. Thank you again from all the animals that are waiting a loving home here at the shelter.. Traci and her furry friends

Goodbye
Hey all......It's been nice knowing you. I've decided I just don't have time for Fubar and I don't think it's the right online message board for me, but I've made several really nice friends. I think I'll stick to my more private myspace account. Best of wishes to all. Princess Cindyrella

Rodd
Rodd, The worse part is that, out of fear, I often tried to deny being this much in love. I didn’t want to feel that I could again have these strong feelings other than those of, let’s say, a good friendship. But it’s very likely that I was still carrying a residue of a love that I thought was over, and this seed of love has found in your joy, beauty and sweetness the field to grow. The rest, my love, is part of history, as you well know. I think about you always. And I want to be able to give you all my affection, lots of cuddles, kisses, hugs and my warmth when you’re feeling cold (love always – in winter, summer, autumn and spring) and, in the end, my chest where you can lean your head on. Beloved prince, Here’s a big kiss from yours Bella

Warmth
i'd like to close me eyes, go numb but theres a cold wind coming fromthe top of the highest high rise today its not a breeze cos it blows hard, they say its not to disregard the humanity i know i watch the warmth blow away so don't let the world bring you down not everyone here is fat, fucked up and cold remember why you came and while your around experience the warmth before you go so do you think i should adhere to the pressing new frontier and leave in my wake a trail of fear should i hold my head up high and throw a wrench into the spokes of life as it goes by so don't let the world bring you down not everyone here is fat, fucked up and cold remember why you came and while your around experience the warmth before you go so don't let the world bring you down not everyone here is fat, fucked up and cold remember why you came and while your around experience the warmth before you go

Untitiled
all the glory of the morning. all the sleepy kisses of your warmth on my face. the unconditional love and the sometimes unreturned response. the knowing of what is to come by not the proof of this book but by my own tribulations and the price in which you have paid. i have never been more complete or without wanting. to be humble and without pride is an ocean that i swim in every day. sometimes the waves are many and often the horizon is close. i know everything and yet know nothing. the reason lies not in stupidity or ignorance but just in that i am human.

Right Here
as i sit here n die nside my eye's r bloodshot from all those tears i cried i need u back but i no ur gon cus i got trickd by sum 48 year old con i do no wat i said wasnt right but i thought i got played but i now no i wasnt right but u gotta c u didnt jus delete ur page baby u deleted a part of me so im askin u while down on my knee baby will u please 4give me il admit i did get jealous but can u blame me when i seen those other fella's i seen the gifts that they bot u like a red rose which meens i love u

My Chemical Romance - The Ghost Of You
I never said I'd lie in wait forever If I did we'd be together I can't always just forget her But she could try At the end of the world or the last thing I see You are never coming home Never coming home Could I? Should I? And all the things that you never ever told me And all the smiles that are ever ever Ever Get the feeling That you're never All alone and I remember now At the top of my lungs in my arms She dies She dies At the end of the world or the last thing I see You are never coming home Never coming home Could I? Should I? And all the things that you never ever told me And all the smiles that are ever gonna haunt me Never coming home Never coming home Could I? Should I? And all the wounds that are ever gonna scar me For all the ghosts that are never gonna catch me If I fall If I fall down At the end of the world or the last thing I see You are never coming home Never coming home Never coming home Never coming home And all the

The Best Kept Secret
The Worlds Best Kept Auto Secret I have been driving (legally) for three decades. One would think I would have noticed the little secret on my dash that was staring me right in the face the whole time. I didn't and I bet you probably haven't either. Quick question, what side of your car is your gas tank? If you are anything like me, you probably can't remember right away. My solution is to uncomfortably stick my head out the window, strain my neck and look. If you don't do this in your own car you definitely have done it in a borrowed or rental car. Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to share with you my little secret so you will no longer look like Ace Ventura on your way to the gas station or put your neck at risk of uncomfort or injury. If you look at your gas gauge, you will see a small icon of a gas pump. The handle of the gas pump will extend out on either the left or right side of the pump. If your tank is on the left, the handle will be on the left. If your

So Freakin Tired
I am so tired So tired of woundering from day to day if i am being lied to If the guy i love is cheating on me if someday i will just wake up and find out the my whole life has been nothing but a big ass joke. I hate my job because of the drama is starting back up. I have a feeling that certin people are blaming me and thats bull shit. I hate my job when i am there all the time and cant really hang out with my friends and family. I just dont get it anymore. I am just about done with everything. All I do anymore is wounder if he is out with some other female. If he really does love me. I cry at night and he just doesnt see how much this hurts me. It hurts to think I am suppost to have three kids.

About Deleting My Fubar
Hey everyone, im sorry about me changing my mind so much about deleting my profile. Im deleting it for many reasons.I love all my friends here and I was happy on here so thats not eve one of the reasons. I dont want to delete it just yet. I want to give all my friends time to talk to me first. If you want to keep in touch with me let me know if you have yahoo messenger or myspace and I will give you my screen name. Comment this to let me know if you have yahoo messenger or myspace and I will get back to you.

Today On World Rock Radio
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It's Too Much
I still to this day don't understand why bad things happen to good people. I know I'm not the best person in the world, but damnit I'm a good person, I have a good heart, good morals and a good head on my shoulders. I keep myself grounded and I try to be fair. I try to treat others the way I want to be treated. I am loyal and honest. I won't lie, I dispise liers. I call a spade a spade and a club a club. I always have and I always will. I never really try to hurt anyone intentionally. If it happens it's an accident. Not intentional. I know that alot of the things that have happened to me are NOT my fault. But it's not fair that I am the one who has to deal with the way they made me feel, and that I have to deal with the outcome of the situation. I'm a very complicated girl in a very complicated world. I wish everyone would open their eyes and see the good not the bad. But that will never happen. Everyone has doubts and everyone has a bad side to them, but we all choose which side to be

Enlightened Perspective
ENLIGHTENED PERSPECTIVE Please Read all the way to the bottom! If you will take the time to read these. I promise you'll come away with an enlightened perspective. The subjects covered affect us all on a daily basis! They're written by Andy Rooney , a man who has the gift of saying so much with so few words. Enjoy....... I've learned.... That the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person. I've learned.... That when you're in love, it shows. I've learned.... That just one person saying to me, 'You've made my day!' makes my day. I've learned.... That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world. I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. I've learned.... That you should never say no to a gift from a child. I've learned.... That I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way. I've learned.... That no matter how s

The Value Of A Drink
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams . If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." ~ Jack Handy WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

My Mother, My Lover, My Ocean
MY MOTHER, MY LOVER, MY OCEAN I am often asked about her. About my obsession and what draws me into her. She is my world, an ever consuming thought. I love to listen to her when she's angry, her wild roar. And when she's calm, I love to hear her whisper and show me her wonders galore. I love the smell in the early morning before she is disturbed. The feeling of relief when she envelops me, wrapping her arms tightly as her power washes over me. The taste of salt running down my lips, the feeling of warmth that surrounds me As the waves come crashing down all around me. To see her rushing forward, to slip underneath and feel her power. There is no other place to be than right here at this hour. To stroke and stroke till my arms tire, She lifts me up and rescues me... my soul is on fire. Gliding down...so smooth....so fast I feel as if I'm falling, sliding down a blue pane of glass. To feel alive with the spray on my face water dripping down...oh, what a sweet taste.

The Penis Wants A Raise
The Penis Wants a Raise I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1-------- I do physical labor. 2.------- I work at great depths. 3.------- I plunge head first into everything I do. 4.------- I do not get weekends or public holidays off. 5.--------I work in a damp environment. 6. -------I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation. 7.------- I work in high temperatures. 8. -------My work exposes me to diseases. Reply: Dear Penis, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the management denies your request for the following reasons: 1. ------You do not work 8 hours straight. 2. ------You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH brief work period. 3. ------You do not always follow the orders of the management team. 4. ------You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting other locations. 5. ------You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimul

Iron Maiden - Former Guitarist Dennis Stratton Appears At Second Annual Eddie's National Convention; Photos Posted
IRON MAIDEN fan site MaidenFans.com has issued the following, courtesy of Eddie's Italian Fanzine: "Last weekend Italy saw a truly memorable event: the second annual "Eddie's National Convention" of Maiden fans and of Eddie's, the Italian fanzine dedicated to Iron Maiden. Special guest on the 2 nights was the marvellous Dennis Stratton (former Maiden guitarist), who really put a flame to the 1,300 fans who came to Milan and Prato. TRICK OR TREAT, TONY LIOTTA and THE CLAIRVOYANTS served Mr Stratton a red hot audience, which exploded on the notes of the unforgettable tracks of Iron Maiden, played by Dennis and his friend Mike De Jager, with The Clairvoyants. Two incredible nights, a great artist, a number of talented musicians and mad Maiden and Rock fans. See photos at www.eddies.it and look for more in the next issue of Eddie's."

In The Morning...
In the morning... With sleep in full bloom I dream the dreams of life. Tonight you are my blanket to discourage the cold night. The body is silent, but the mind moves through. With known love , you touch my soul and give me wonder. The delight of your body gives way to the thrill of your mind. You are my water for growth... My blood is in your veins. To see the pleasure in you … You surround me. I need knowledge of you, embraces to you and from you. Release yourself and touch the inner part of me that no one belongs... except you. To only see your face and only touch your skin, calmed by your breath. With battened breath my anxieties are flattened. I am undefended against your attack, I surrender to you... I am yours. You are my waking dream. The hope that seems unlikely, the state of inattention... the fantasy. Are you never to be realized? Is it the sleep...perfect and wonderful in every way. No longer the questions, no longer the wait,

My "harry Potter" Rankings
Now that I have read all seven books and seen the first five movies, here is how I rank the varies series. The Books: 1. "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire" 2. "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" 3. "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban" 4. "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone" 5. "Harry Potter and the Deadly Hallows" 6. "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix" 7. "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets" The Films: 1. "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets" 2. "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone" 3. "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban" 4. "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire" 5. "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix"

Merry Christmas...
imikimi - Customize Your World COWGIRL~101 WISHING YOU AND YOURS A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR..MAY YOUR HEART FIND WHAT BRINGS IT LOVE..MAY YOUR LIFE FIND WHAT BRINGS IT JOY...AND MAY GOD BRING THE PEACE INTO YOUR LIFE THAT YOU EACH SO RICHLY DESERVE..( COWGIRL HUGS )

Vaseline Survey:
A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. He says, 'I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?' She says, 'Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.' 'And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?' 'We use it for sex.' The researcher was a little taken back. 'Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?' The woman says, 'I don't mind telling you at all...My husband and I put it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out.' And you thought it was gonna be a dirty joke

Bottle Of Wine
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers. The woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.” Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God! But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive. The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head

Our Water
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop. However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop Wine = Health Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit. There's no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it as a public service

Unhappiness
Some nights I stay up late and cry, Other times I feel as if I could die! In my life I feel not loved, I always get kicked around or shoved. But why should I be happy? How can I be if I'm treated so crappy? Every day seems like a battle. I get thrown around like a baby's rattle. Sometimes everything can be so scary. Why can't I just be happy and merry? For all my faults, I am to blame. I am the one to take all the shame.

Letters To Santa
Deer Santa, I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. I'v ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Friend, Billy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawncare. How about I send you a book so you can learn to read and spell? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell. Santa Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody! Love, Sarah Dear Sarah, Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? Santa Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do. Love, Teddy Dear Teddy, Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid mom, who rides his ass constantly? It's time to give up that dream. Let me send you some Legos instead. Santa De

Ass Cream Needed!
Grrrrr....So I'm at a good party in a lounge (where the only thing hotter than the women are the beats!) and my PC starts to act up. The music becomes choppy and there are serious lags when all of a sudden I get booted....not just from the site but my whole PC shuts down. Upon rebooting, I can no longer access the fubar site to get back to the party so now I'm annoyed. I'm still rubbing my ass from such a hard boot so does anyone have any soothing ass cream I can use!?! I hope you enjoyed your party AshWee and to who ever else that may read this that was in there....I wasn't being rude...I was being butt slammed by technology! Stay well, One love and God bless!

You Scream... I Scream...
Pick your favorite of the ice cream flavors listed below and find out what it says about your personality. 1. Vanilla 2. Chocolate 3. Butter pecan 4. Banana 5. Strawberry 6. Chocolate chip Analysis If You Like: You are colorful, impulsive, a risk taker who sets high goals and has high expectations of yourself. You also enjoy close family relationships. Gregarious, lives a hectic life. Easily suggestible, expressive, idealistic; a private person. You are lively, creative, dramatic, charming, enthusiastic and the life of the party. Chocolate fans enjoy being at the center of attention and can become bored with the usual routine. Seductive, well-dressed, extroverted, easily influenced, a follower, intuitive, enjoys intimate relationships. You are orderly, perfectionist, careful, detail-oriented, conscientious, ethical and fiscally conservative. You are also competitive, aggressive in sports and take-charge type of personality.

Sexual Activity Calorie Guide For The Holidays!
Tiz That Time Of Year When We May Eat A Bit More And Drink A Bit More With All The Family Gatherings, Work Parties, And Crazy Nights Out With The Friends! So I Have Found This Wonderful Calorie Guide. May It Help You All Stay A Bit More Fit This Holiday Season. HAHA Sexual Activity Calorie Guide It has been known for many years that Sex was good exercise, but until now nobody had made a scientific study of the calorie content of different sexual activities. Now after "original and proprietary" research the results are in: REMOVING HER CLOTHES: With her consent...............................12 Calories Without her consent..........................2187 Calories OPENING HER BRA: With both hands................................8 Calories With one hand.................................12 Calories With your teeth..............................485 Calories PUTTING ON A CONDOM: With an erection...............................6 Calories Without an erecti

R.i.p. Dan Fogelberg
NEW YORK - Dan Fogelberg, the singer and songwriter whose hits "Leader of the Band" and "Same Old Lang Syne" helped define the soft-rock era, died Sunday at his home in Maine after battling prostate cancer. He was 56. His death was announced in a statement released by his family through the firm Scoop Marketing, and it was also posted on the singer's Web site. "Dan left us this morning at 6:00 a.m. He fought a brave battle with cancer and died peacefully at home in Maine with his wife Jean at his side," it read. "His strength, dignity and grace in the face of the daunting challenges of this disease were an inspiration to all who knew him." Fogelberg discovered he had advanced prostate cancer in 2004. In a statement then, he thanked fans for their support. "It is truly overwhelming and humbling to realize how many lives my music has touched so deeply all these years," he said. Fogelberg's music was in the vein of fellow sensitive singer-songwriters James Taylor and J

Forever
I love you today and I will love you tomorrow Just some words To clear the sorrow That will never Leave my heart or yours From this day forward You are so special to me I love you With all my heart Always have And always will From family and friends That never end You will always be with me As I will always be with you Until we cross the gates of heaven There we will always be Together until the end

Jimmy Eat World - Hear Me Now/my Sundown
HERE YOU ME [Jim Adkins] There's no one in town I know You gave us some place to go I never said thank you for that I thought I might get one more chance What would you think of me now So lucky, so strong, so proud? Never said thank you for that Now I'll never have a chance May angels lead you in Hear you me my friends On sleepless roads, the sleepless go May angels lead you in So what would you think of me now So lucky, so strong, so proud? I never said thank you for that Now I'll never have a chance [Jim Adkins & Rachel Haden (w/ RH subdued)] May angels lead you in Hear you me my friends On sleepless roads, the sleepless go May angels lead you in [Rachel Haden] May angels lead you in [Jim Adkins] May angels lead you in [Rachel Haden] May angels lead you in [Jim Adkins & Rachel Haden] May angels lead you in [Jim Adkins] And if you were with me tonight I'd sing to you just one more time A song for a heart so big God wouldn't let it live

Muse - Knights Of Cydonia
Come ride with me Through the veins of history I'll show you a god Who falls asleep on the job And how can we win When fools can be kings Don't waste your time Or time will waste you No one's gonna take me alive The time has come to make things right You and I must fight for our rights You and I must fight to survive No one's gonna take me alive The time has come to make things right You and I must fight for our rights You and I must fight to survive No one's gonna take me alive The time has come to make things right You and I must fight for our rights You and I must fight to survive

Bdsm Myths
BDSM Myths Once you start you will want more and engage in increasingly risky play. The truth is that when one starts out in BDSM they will want more and more. However, it's not like a fall off a cliff, you don't keep progressing farther and farther. I like to think of it more like climbing a mountain with a lot of plateaus on it. It's a long way to that first plateau as you learn who you are and what you want, what you need in a relationship and in play. Then when you get to that plateau, most will stay there for awhile, dabbling in what they have learned and are supremely happy there. Still others will stay there awhile, but yet find more they would like to try and then climb once more to another plateau. Within the BDSM scene there are all sorts of people on this mountain, and none of them are on the same plateau. They extend the length of the mountain, happy with where they have landed, or planning on moving up the mountain yet again. It's all about the journey, not the

Falcons Gauge Cowher's Interest
Falcons gauge Cowher's interest, but he intends to take '08 off ESPN.com news services Updated: December 16, 2007, 11:55 AM ET Former Pittsburgh Steelers coach Bill Cowher has told the Atlanta Falcons he intends to sit out another year of coaching and will not consider the team's vacant head coach position. Cowher was contacted by the Falcons after Bobby Petrino resigned as coach last week, league and team sources told ESPN's Chris Mortensen. It was an exploratory contact, not an offer for the Atlanta job, the sources said. Cowher told Falcons officials he is committed to a two-year sabbatical as he works as an NFL studio analyst for CBS. Bill Parcells, currently working as an ESPN analyst, also has reaffirmed that he will not coach again. Petrino abruptly resigned as Falcons coach on Tuesday and, hours later, made official his return to the college ranks with his introduction by the University of Arkansas as its new coach. Longtime Falcons assistant

A Master's Prayer
A Master's Prayer My next Sub will be my last. She will be as devoted to me as I am to her. She will trust in my loyalty and my judgement. She will feel safe in my presence and still feel my protection in my absence. She will never mistake sensitivity and caring for weakness. She will share her problems with me. Not in an attempt to have me take them off her shoulders but as a pupil sharing with a tutor. She will take as much joy in learning from me as I take in teaching. She will take pride in the way that people respect my opinion. She will feel such pleasure when her friends consult me for advice. She will know that I will take responsibility for their welfare too. She will take pleasure in my pride of her too. As she goes about her duties at home or work, she will feel my eyes on her approving her intelligence and diligence. She will await eagerly the opportunity to share her triumphs with me and will revel in the feeling of my proud arms as they wrap around her. She will

Just Really Frustrated Right Now
Got a lot of things that just seem to be adding up deep inside me. Frustrated...... With myself for many things... Not having a car yet after my last one died on me months ago. Not having a job.....and now it winter and I am cooped up and having seasonal depression going on.... That only seems like those who would be someone good to hook up with are already taken or involved.... Tired of those who are involved or married just seeming like they would be into me if they were not....or being into me and thinking it is ok to be involved with others at the same time. Not right. Frustrated that I cannot seem to find someone to be serious about me and mean it. Someone who treats relationships right and not like some kind of game. Tired of people just vanishing on me. Tired of me pushing away people......I usually do it if it deals with someone I cannot let myself get too close to.....or I am just afraid I will end up hurt like usually happens......or I end up thinking I am not

Party # 1
Christmas party 1 the 15th was the Christmas party for my main job Gold River Dist. Was held at the Ashland springs Inn. ( formaly known as the Marc Antony). Was kick in the Pants!!!!!!!!! all three Beer and wine ya can drink ( duh I work for a beer dist lol) Prime rib, salmon, chicken, kick ass sides, shrimp cocktail all you can eat......... won couple bottles of Italian chianti worth 50 bucks each. Afterwards some of us Walked down to the Black sheep and then i had a couple Irish car bombs and a Guiness milk shake. This coming friday is Christmas party 2 with my Fire Dept!!!!!!!! at the same place lol

Cowboys Safety Roy Williams Suspended For 1 Game For Tackle On Mcnabb
Cowboys safety Roy Williams suspended for 1 game for tackle on McNabb December 17, 2007 NEW YORK (AP) -- Dallas Cowboys safety Roy Williams was suspended without pay for one game Monday by the NFL after his third illegal "horse collar" tackle of the season. Williams, whose use of the tactic led to the league passing a rule making it a 15-yard penalty, did it against Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb in Sunday's 10-6 loss. He will miss Saturday night's game at Carolina, which will cost him $35,000 -- one week's salary. Grabbing the inside collar of the back of the shoulder pads or jersey, or the inside collar of the side of the shoulder pads or jersey, and immediately pulling down a runner brings a 15-yard personal foul. "He's real strong, especially with his hands. You go to your strength, so he's going to grab somebody with his hands," Cowboys coach Wade Phillips said Monday, before the punishment was announced. "And the way it is now, they tape those jersey

Perfection
While in the shower,I was thinkin' 'bout what would the perfect woman be like to me.I based my conclusion upon some of women I have be involved with and others who I was real cool with. 1.Adrianne: real cool,sexy and a good sense of style 2.Helen: the first girlfriend who I had fun with.It helped a lot that she was a Gemini too. 3.Jackie: FREAKY...nuff said 4.Tracy: very,very funny.Her humor was part goofiness and part wit. 5.Pamela: as an older woman,it was her confident vibe that made her really SEXY to me. 6.Margaret: She had the "Good Woman" vibe that I liked so much and she was very intelligent too. 7.Lydia: I found her to be flat out VOLUPTUOUS and it made me weak at the knees.

Whats Your Bedroom Personality?
You have a Romantic Bedroom Personality! You love to be romantic in the bedroom. You want every sexy encounter to be special, so you often go out of your way to set a romantic mood. Your lovers always feel special and want to come back for more. 'What's your Bedroom Personality?' at QuizUniverse.com

Sugar Cane Baked Ham
Sugarcane Baked Ham with Spiced Apples and Pears Recipe adapted from Emeril?s Creole Christmas Cookbook, by Emeril Lagasse, published by William Morrow, 1997 See this recipe on air Monday Dec. 24 at 12:00 AM ET/PT. Show: Food Network Specials Episode: All-Star Holiday Party 12 sugarcane swizzle sticks, each cut into about 3-inch pieces 1 hickory smoked ham, spiral sliced, 8 to 10 pounds (no bone, water added, cooked) Glaze: 1 cup firmly packed light brown sugar 1 cup Steen’s 100 percent Pure Cane Syrup 1/2 cup dark molasses 1/2 cup dark corn syrup 1/8 teaspoon freshly grated nutmeg 1/4 teaspoon ground cloves 1/8 teaspoon ground allspice 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon 1 teaspoon dry mustard 1/4 cup water 1 1/2 pounds (about 4) Granny Smith apples 1 1/2 pounds (about 4) Bartlett pears Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. Line a shallow baking pan with parchment or waxed paper. Insert the sugarcane sticks into the ham at 3 to 4-inch intervals. Tie the ham, usi

Elton John - Circle Of Life
From the day we arrive on the planet And blinking, step into the sun There's more to be seen than can ever be seen More to do than can ever be done Some say eat or be eaten Some say live and let live But all are agreed as they join the stampede You should never take more than you give In the circle of life It's the wheel of fortune It's the leap of faith It's the band of hope Till we find our place On the path unwinding In the circle, the circle of life Some of us fall by the wayside And some of us soar to the stars And some of us sail through our troubles And some have to live with the scars There's far too much to take in here More to find than can ever be found But the sun rolling high through the sapphire sky Keeps great and small on the endless round In the circle of life It's the wheel of fortune It's the leap of faith It's the band of hope Till we find our place On the path unwinding In the circle, the circle of life It's the wheel of fo