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Letter From Larry
Hide header Date: Wed, 29 Aug 2007 17:36:38 -0700 From: Size: 3 KB To: joyce223@fubar.com Reply-To: she was having problems with her computer and still is. I do love you and you know that. I am not playing games if you think I am then there is an issue we need to deal with. I help people thats it except when it comes to you. With you it is a hell of a lot more. Now your blog has given Cyn something to use to get between us On 8/29/2007, joyce223@fubar.com wrote: Hi Larry, Wow , I know we said this site is "just a game" but i realized my heart , mind and soul are NOT playing games with me. I REALLY DO LOVE YOU AND CARE ABOUT YOU!! I read the blog Dianna wrote about you calling her at night and how Happy you make her feel, and my heart sank..you said that I belonged to you and that you were going to "ignore her" ... I am sure it feels good to have us "fighting" for you and both of us having feelings for you. I am looking for THE ONE and i wan

Today On Worldrock Radio
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Design Of The Human Body
Three Engineering Students were having a discussion about what sort of God designed the human body. The first lamented that he must have been a mechanical engineer when you consider all the joints and stuff. The second did not agree and he felt that God was an electrical engineer when you consider that the nervous system has thousands of electrical connections. The third told them that they were both wrong and that God was a Civil Engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a playground.

Wine
THE BOTTLE OF WINE For all of us who are married, were married, wish they were married, or wish they weren't married, this is something to smile about the next time you see a bottle of wine: Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride. With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car. Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo woman. The old woman just sat silently, looking intently at everything she saw, studying every little detail, until she noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Sally. "What in bag?" asked the old woman. Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, "It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband." The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or two. Then speaking with

Men - Ugh
Well hell’s bells ya’ll - it’s a Saturday night and I’m home alone….okay I have a 4 year old shadow, but still…he’ll be going to bed before long and I’ll be up doing nothing. I was going to be enjoying the company of a nice young gentleman before we got into an argument about whether or not I would / wouldn’t stroke his cock and / or suck it. Now keep in mind I’ve never met the guy and my whole standpoint on a late night visit is - “let’s watch a movie and whatever happens - happens” I can’t for the life of me figure out why men won’t come and see me unless there is guaranteed sex and/or blow job. That’s not cool…at least I’m not making you buy me dinner or pay for me to watch a movie….*geesh* Whatever happened to “getting to know someone”? I seem to attract the absolute horniest men on the internet or perhaps that’s redundant…LOL Either way - it is somewhat comforting to know that I can have sex whenever and wherever I want it but UNFORTUNATELY I’m not into casual sex anymore.

My Move And Other Things
Yesterday I moved into my new apartment. It is pretty bare right now with just my clothes, a radio, some books and a few odds-and-ends. As I I feel pretty sore from lugging all my things. At work, I have a three-day weekend by having Labor Day off. A lot has been happening there. First, my supervisor is leaving my work place for a new job. Then I got moved across the department to a new desk. Then we had a company picnic/BBQ so that the new site director could meet everyone. And lastly, I worked two hours of overtime on Thursday and Friday morning. College and pro football is starting up, so I am excited to see my favorite teams playing again. I am also following Tiger Woods' play in the FedEx Championship Playoff. And lastly, my AZ Diamond backs have a good chance to be in the MLB post-season. The kids are all on a camping trip with my mother-in-law, so my wife and I are having her sister and our niece visit us.

Learning The Ropes Here
So I was bored and decided to come back and give this place another go. I do that sometimes, check out a site until i'm bored and then move on to another, so maybe this place will be back on my random surf list. Alot of the stuff still confuses me, i really don't get the whole "gift" thang yet, and maybe that is me being blonde LOL. But thanks for the drinks to those who have sent them...i really don't drink lol but while we are doing the virtual bar thing anyone got any SoCo? :) i won't be adding any male friends to my list (unless i already know you or unless you are a friend of my Master.) Please don't be offended by this, but as my little about me area says, i am taken and just don't feel right about having a bunch of guys on my friend's lists. it somehow just doesn't seem appropriate. I would however love to meet cool girls, who are submissive or slaves as well as other chicks who are just plain cool to chat with. That's it for now,more another time. In the meantim

Fooooood
When I walked in the kitchen at work,the chef told me that he is going run one of creations(cucumber tomato hamachi sushimi cevechi) as a special this coming weekend.Yeah...my ego is REAL LARGE now.Now that have the ball rollin',I'm gonna start presenting my ideas a little more often.This is the shit that makes resumes look good.

Being Happy With Who You Are.
Okay i got no bif with what color you are,or if your happy with your color of your skin.If your white be happy.If you yellow,brown,black,or white be proud with what you are .Just don't let it get thru your head.I fell in love with my friend who used to call herself One Love.She was proud of her heritage.I mean she was an awsome gal.I did for her whatever she ask me.I design some tattoos for her,even did a drawing of her,to show her how i felt about her,and it make me happy that she like my design.Untill she started changeing her title to german names.She told me she was happy,and proud of her white heritage.See it's not bad to love the color of your skin,but we are all created equal even in blood,body,or soul.I was happy with who she is,but she change during the days.Now the idiot is posting the shwastica symbol,and flag.Even putting racist pictures,and sayings.She even posted a picture of the dumb idiot Hitler.and her doing the salute.Damn sad,and the idiot calls ignorant.Yeah whose t

No Viagra
A guy can't obtain an erection so he goes to the doctor. The doctor tells him the muscles at the base of his penis are broken down and there's nothing he can do unless he's willing to try an experimental surgery. The guy asks what the surgery is. The doctor tells him they take the muscles from the base of a baby elephants trunk, insert them in the base of his penis, and hope for the best. The guy says that sounds pretty scary but the thought of never having sex again is even scarier so go ahead. The doctor goes ahead and performs the surgery and about 6 weeks later gives him the go ahead to "try out his new equipment". The guy takes his girlfriend out to dinner. While at dinner he starts feeling an incredible pressure in his pants. It gets incredibly unbearable and he figures no one can see him so he undoes his pants. No sooner does he do this than his penis pops out of his pants, rolls across the table, grabs a dinner roll, and disappears back into his pants. His girlfriend si

Psalm 23
1 The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want. 2 He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters. 3 He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake. 4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me. 5 Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over. 6 Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the LORD for ever.

I Am The Flag
I Am The Flag I am the flag of the United States of America. My name is Old Glory. I fly atop the world's tallest buildings. I stand watch in America's halls of justice. I fly majestically over institutions of learning. I stand guard with power in the world. Look up and see me. I stand for peace, honor, truth and justice. I stand for freedom. I am confident. I am arrogant. I am proud. When I am flown with my fellow banners, my head is a little higher, my colors a little truer. I bow to no one! I am recognized all over the world. I am worshipped - I am saluted. I am loved - I am revered. I am respected - and I am feared. I have fought in every battle of every war for more then 200 years. I was flown at Valley Forge, Gettysburg, Shiloh and Appamatox. I was there at San Juan Hill, the trenches of France, in the Argonne Forest, Anzio, Rome and the beaches of Normandy, Guam. Okinawa, Korea and KheSan, Saigon, Vietnam. I was there. I led my troops, I was dirty, battlewor

Prayers To And For My Friend And His Brother.
I hope he hasnt left yet. I do know the end draws near now . Im sad but Im gona be ok. Lord Look after them both now , as I know it has to come to this ; I have to let you carry them to their destiny; What ever, your plan be in-store for them now. Lord I love all my dear friends , But Donald was a very special friend in deed to me. Thank you for sending me there to his page.. Help him heal with a great healing for him and his brothr. They need need you now more than ever O Lord . I ask all this for them in Thy name Lord . thank you to for all you,ve blessed me with even knowing Donald was a great blessing too. Amen!!!!...hugs diana

University Student Faces Terror Charge
Updated: 12:41 p.m. CT Aug 31, 2007 WASHINGTON - Two Egyptian students at the University of South Florida were indicted Friday on charges of carrying explosive materials across states lines and one was accused of teaching the other how to use them for violent reasons. Ahmed Abdellatif Sherif Mohamed, 24, an engineering graduate student and teaching assistant at the Tampa-based university, faces terrorism charges for teaching and demonstrating how to use the explosives. He and Youssef Samir Megahed, 21, an engineering student, were stopped for speeding Aug. 4 in Goose Creek, S.C., where they have been held on state charges. The two men were stopped with pipe bombs in their car near a Navy base in South Carolina where enemy combatants have been held. They were held on state charges while the FBI continued to investigate whether there was a terrorism link. Mohamed was charged with distributing information relating to explosives, destructive devices, and weapons of mass destru

For September 3,2007
You are especially helpful today, even if you might be a bit grumpy about it. Try not to let people's lack of obvious gratitude wear you down -- you should get a big thank you when you least expect it.

Tear Drops And Pain ; But God Is Here Wont You Let Him In ; . Poem
Tear drops are from ones eyes as they weep, From what ever brings about their tears. like loosing your loved one, so dear. or pain, thats from a life empty and covered by shame. Yet God carries us thru if we ask Him in, to save our soul and to begin a walk of faith along with Him. He is like water He is like rain He can wash us oh so clean. He loves us We need Him now so His healing can begain. If we,d just let His love in so He can fix all the bad. Yet we have to let go of tears that we shed. And loose all the hurt there with in So God can fill up our soul and over come the past sins, And renew us in His love everlasting. WRITTEN BY DIANA..........

For A New Constitutional Convention
By mediagonebad The United States is in one hell of a mess. And the mess is so big that our politicians and their corporate sponsors cannot get us out. That just leaves us, the citizens, to pursue this awesome responsibility, this all-important duty. The people of the United States need a new declaration of independence from our government. We need a new constitutional convention to put forward ideas and platforms that reaffirm our commitment to a government "of the people, by the people, and for the people." And we need the people power of direct democracy to give every citizen a chance to participate and vote on proposals. Our democracy has been hijacked by a band of right-wing ideologues and zealots who believe -- just like Adolph Hitler -- in worldwide corporate hegemony rather than democracy. The Executive Branch of our government has -- without the consent of the governed -- strayed from its separate but equal position and has taken on the role of an imperial kingdom. Af

Blonde Puzzle
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a Nice cup of tea, and then ..." he said with a deep sigh, . .. . . . .. . "Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."

Just To Start!!
Do not ask the Lord to guide your footsteps if you're not willing to move your feet. God didn't promise days without pain, laughter without sorrow, and sun without rain; but He did promise strength for the day, comfort for the tears, and light for the way. Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them. Don't let the past hold you back, for you maybe missing the good stuff. Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear. Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we are here we might as well dance. Every day, every minute and every breath truly is a gift from God. Whenever possible, life should be a pattern of experiences to savor not to endure. People say true friends must always hold hands, but true friends don't need to hold hands becuase they know that the other hand will always be there.

Thought For The Day - 4 September 2007
I was watching "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" the other night and I was wondering where all the tigers and dragons are... Then I realized they're all crouching and hidden.--Flamebird

This Person Shouldn't Be On Fubar
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Marinade For Chicken
Ingredients * 1 1/2 cups vegetable oil * 3/4 cup soy sauce * 1/2 cup Worcestershire sauce * 1/2 cup red wine vinegar * 1/3 cup lemon juice * 2 tablespoons dry mustard * 1 teaspoon salt * 1 tablespoon black pepper * 1 1/2 teaspoons finely minced fresh parsley Cooking Instructions In a medium bowl, mix together oil, soy sauce, Worcestershire sauce, wine vinegar, and lemon juice. Stir in mustard powder, salt, pepper, and parsley. Use to marinate chicken before cooking as desired. The longer you marinate, the more flavor it will have.

Moroccan Chicken Kebabs
Ingredients * 1/4 cup nonfat plain yogurt * 1/4 cup chopped fresh parsley * 2 tablespoons chopped fresh cilantro * 2 tablespoons lemon juice * 1 tablespoon extra-virgin olive oil * 3 cloves garlic * 1 1/2 teaspoons paprika * 1 teaspoon ground cumin * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 1/4 teaspoon freshly ground pepper * 1/8 teaspoon cayenne pepper * 1 pound boneless, skinless chicken breasts * 2 small bell peppers * 1 medium zucchini Cooking Instructions 1. Stir together yogurt, parsley, cilantro, lemon juice, oil, garlic, paprika, cumin, salt, pepper and cayenne in a medium bowl. Add chicken and toss to coat well. Cover with plastic wrap and marinate in the refrigerator for 20 minutes. 2. Meanwhile, preheat grill or broiler. Blanch bell peppers in boiling salted water for 3 minutes. Remove with a slotted spoon and refresh with cold water. Blanch zucchini for 1 minute. Drain and refresh with cold water. 3. Alternate

Funnel Cakes Ii
Ingredients * 1 2/3 cups all-purpose flour * 1/4 teaspoon salt * 3/4 teaspoon baking soda * 1/2 teaspoon cream of tartar * 1 quart oil for frying * 2 tablespoons white sugar * 1 egg * 1 cup milk * 1/4 cup confectioners' sugar for dusting Cooking Instructions In a mixing bowl, beat together egg and milk. Beat in flour, salt, baking soda, cream of tartar, and white sugar until smooth. Heat about 1 inch cooking oil in frying pan to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C). Pour 1/2 cup batter through funnel into oil with a circular motion to form a spiral. Fry until lightly brown; turn over to brown the other side. Cook to golden brown, and remove to drain on paper towels. Sprinkle with confectioner's sugar while still warm.

Oreo(tm) Cookie Cake
Ingredients * 1 (20 ounce) package chocolate sandwich cookies * 1/2 cup butter * 1 (16 ounce) container frozen whipped topping, thawed * 2 (8 ounce) packages cream cheese * 1 cup confectioners' sugar * 2 cups milk * 1 (3.5 ounce) package instant vanilla pudding mix Cooking Instructions Crush cookies into bite size pieces. Reserve 1 cup for top. Melt butter and mix with rest of cookies. Press into 9x13 pan. Put in freezer for 5 minutes. Blend 1/2 of the whipped topping, all of the cream cheese and confectioners' sugar. Spread over crust and place cake back in freezer. Prepare instant pudding with the milk according to package directions then spread over top of cake. Spread the remaining whipped topping on top of the pudding then sprinkle with the remaining cookies. Keep cake refrigerated.

New Red Potato Salad
Ingredients * 3 pounds unpeeled red potatoes * 4 eggs * 1 1/2 cups mayonnaise * 2 tablespoons milk * 2 tablespoons distilled white vinegar * 1/2 cup sliced green onions * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 1/4 teaspoon ground black pepper * 1 cup sliced celery Cooking Instructions Bring a large pot of salted water to a boil. Add red potatoes, and cook until tender but still firm, about 15 minutes. Drain, cool and chop into 1 inch cubes. Place in a medium bowl. Place eggs in a medium saucepan, and cover with cold water. Bring water to a boil, and immediately remove from heat. Cover, and let eggs stand in hot water for 10 to 12 minutes. Remove from hot water, cool, peel and dice. In a small bowl, whisk together mayonnaise, milk, distilled white vinegar, green onions, salt and pepper. Pour the mixture over the potatoes, and mix together with the eggs and celery. Cover, and chill in the refrigerator approximately 2 hours before serving.

Grilled Corn
Ingredients * 4 ears Sweet Corn in their husks * 6 tablespoons Butter (3/4 stick), at room temperature * 2 tablespoons Fresh Flat-Leaf Parsley, minced * 1 clove Garlic, minced * Coarse Salt and Black Pepper Cooking Instructions You will also need: Butcher’s string Set up the grill for direct grilling and preheat to high. Fashion the husk of each ear of corn into a handle, tying back the husks with butchers string, and remove the corn silk. Place the butter, parsley, and garlic in a mixing bowl and whisk or beat until smooth and creamy. When ready to cook, lightly brush each ear of corn with a little of the garlic-parsley butter and arrange on the hot grate, positioning the ears in such a way that the husks are away from the fire. Grill the corn until the kernels are handsomely browned all over, 8 to 12 minutes in all, turning as needed, brushing with the remaining butter, and seasoning generously with salt and pepper. Remove the corn from th

Inside-out Cheeseburgers
Ingredients * 1/4 cup shredded Cheddar cheese * 1/4 cup shredded Gruyere cheese * 1 pound 90%-lean ground beef * 1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce * 1 1/2 teaspoons paprika * 1/4 teaspoon freshly ground pepper Cooking Instructions 1. Preheat grill to medium-high or preheat the broiler. 2. Combine Cheddar and Gruyere in a small bowl. 3. Gently mix beef, Worcestershire, paprika and pepper in a large bowl, preferably with your hands, without overworking. Shape into 8 thin, 4-inch-wide patties. Mound 2 tablespoons of the cheese mixture on each of 4 patties, leaving a 1/2-inch border. Cover each with one of the remaining patties. Crimp and seal the edges closed. 4. To grill: Lightly oil the grill rack (see Tip). Grill the stuffed patties over medium-high heat, about 4 minutes per side for medium-well. (Be sure not to press the burgers as they cook or they'll split open and the cheese will ooze out.) To broil: Cover a broiler pan with foil and c

Grilled Steak With Fresh Corn Salad
Ingredients * 1 tablespoon minced garlic * 3 teaspoons extra-virgin olive oil * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 2 boneless strip (top loin) steaks * 5 large ears corn * 2 medium tomatoes * 1 small orange or red bell pepper * 2 tablespoons chopped fresh basil * 2 tablespoons red-wine vinegar Cooking Instructions 1. Preheat grill to high. 2. Combine garlic, 1 teaspoon oil and 1/4 teaspoon salt in a small bowl. Rub the mixture on both sides of steaks. Place the steaks and corn on the grill. Grill the steaks 2 to 4 minutes per side for medium-rare. Let them rest while the corn finishes cooking. (The steaks will continue to cook while resting.) Grill the corn, turning to cook all sides, until some of the kernels are slightly charred, 8 minutes total. Let stand until cool enough to handle, about 5 minutes. 3. Remove the kernels from the cobs using a sharp knife. Combine the corn, tomatoes and bell pepper in a medium bowl; stir in basil, vinegar,

Asian "salisbury" Steak
Ingredients * 12 ounces 90%-lean ground beef * 3/4 cup finely diced red bell pepper * 3/4 cup chopped scallions * 1/4 cup plain dry breadcrumbs * 4 tablespoons hoisin sauce * 2 tablespoons minced fresh ginger * 3 teaspoons canola oil * 4 bunches or 2 4-ounce bags watercress * 1/2 cup Shao Hsing rice wine Cooking Instructions 1. Place rack in upper third of oven; preheat the broiler. Coat a broiler pan and rack with cooking spray. 2. Gently mix beef, bell pepper, scallions, breadcrumbs, 3 tablespoons hoisin sauce and ginger in a medium bowl until just combined. Form the mixture into 4 oblong patties and place on the broiler-pan rack. Brush the tops of the patties with 1 teaspoon oil. Broil, flipping once, until cooked through, about 4 minutes per side. 3. Meanwhile, heat the remaining 2 teaspoons oil in a large skillet over high heat. Add watercress and cook, stirring often, until just wilted, 1 to 3 minutes. Divide the watercre

A.a.a.d.d.
I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose, I look over at my car and decide my car needs washing. As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mailbox earlier. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full. So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first. But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox, when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first. I take my checkbook off the table, and see that there is only 1 check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Coke that I had been drinking. I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over. I see the Coke is getting warm, and decide I should put

Changes
These are the ramblings of Domasi I guess nothing stays the same. Life changes like the weather, sometimes it is clear and sunny then it clouds up and rains. I think it would be up the each of us to decide if the rain is a good thing or not. Change is good. Sometimes it hurts, like being born again. I have heard what don't kill you will only make you stronger. I wonder sometimes. I know Spirit is giving me lessons to bring me closer to to my creator. Or maybe I am clearing up "Karma" from my past. Everyone comes into your life for a reason. Sometimes that person is here for a lifetime, sometimes for just a short time. During these changes if a person can still hold love in their hearts they would be better off (I think). The changes that I am going through now hurt very much. It is hard at times to keep positive and keep in mind that there is (lesson)(reason) for this. I feel in my heart that this is what needs to be done, but the hurt it causes to so many people mak

A True Story About A Man That Loves And Trusts In God Enjoy Peace............
Asking God "Why Me?" 09-05-07...3:37AM.. One day a while back, a man, his heart heavy with grief, was walking in the woods. As he thought about his life this day, he knew many things were not right. He thought about those who had lied about him back when he had a job. His thoughts turned to those who had stolen his things and cheated him. He remembered family that had passed on. His mind turned to the illness he had that no one could cure. His very soul was filled with anger, resentment and frustration. Standing there this day, searching for answers he could not find, knowing all else had failed him, he knelt at the base of an old oak tree to seek the one he knew would always be there. And with tears in his eyes, he prayed: "Lord- You have done wonderful things for me in this life. You have told me to do many things for you, and I happily obeyed. Today, you have told me to forgive. I am sad, Lord, because I cannot. I don't know how. It is not fair L

Codex Update
Codex Update On July 11, the U.S. House of Representatives passed the bill HR 2900, which grants additional power to the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) while at the same time ensuring deeper financial ties between the agency and pharmaceutical companies. The law does make some efforts to reduce conflict of interest, including mandating the publishing of a clinical trials database and forbidding more than one FDA official with ties to the industry to sit on a drug decision panel. However, at the same time, the FDA will actually be allowed to work with drug and biotech companies to develop and launch new drugs. In an unprecedented conflict of interest, the new law places the FDA “in charge of drug design, drug patents, drug licenses, and the creation of new marketing entities/companies.” The law also allows the FDA to evaluate dietary supplements as they do prescription drugs, which means they can remove supplements from the market as they see fit. NewsWithVi

College Girl
Its now my favorite time of year. The time that college girls go back to school. They are too busy for boyfriends but are still horny as hell. So I went to FUBAR to find some hot coeds to fuck. Well it didnt take long for me to find this sexy 19 year old girl. Her profile said she is always horny and can never cum enough. So I sent her a email and told her I could make her orgasm like never before. Well she wrote me back a few hours later. She liked my pics and told me to call her sometime. So I gave her a ring. She had a sexy voice and we had a nice conversation. We hit it off and decided to get together in person. I invited her over to my house the next day. So tommorow comes and there is a knock on my door.I open it. When I saw her standing there she was smoking hot, brown hair, firm tits, and a awesome body. I couldnt wait to get my cock in her. So we went inside. There was some serious sexual energy and I could not hide the hard on in my pants. Before long we were ripping each ot

I Am A Horrible Person
I just want to let everyone know what a horrible person I am right from the start to there is no confusion later on as to why things happen the way they do. I am monogomous, yep i said it. All you slutty, cheating pieces of shit run for your lives!!! I believe in love. Ya know that emotion that makes your heart beat fast and feel alive. Guess I think with the wrong organ like most men do. I dont do drama. No bitching, moaning and groaning. It isnt worth it. Such a bad quality but someone has to have it. I have the copyright on no drama. I own it. I am honest. I wont lie to you. After many years of partying my memory is to shot to remember the lies, therefore I dont do it. If I hadnt partied so much I would lie just like all the rest. Damn brain on drugs!! I dont go around thinking I am all that. I am not unapproachable. I let all the less then attractive people go around thinking they are all that and great in bed. As much as I would love to get laid all the time I find

Things You Shouldn't Ask Woman
1are those real 2 do they talk back 3 show us/me your twins 4 age 5wieight 6 status 7 can i go home with you 8 will you babysit me 9 are you good in bed 10 do you have any hot friends

Never Enough Of You...
You could give me a kiss, that would sizzle to the core; yet I'd not be appeased if you gave me a dozen more. You could hold me close to warm this heart of red yet you'd find that my desire had not fled. You could visit me at night and please me with your touch. yet come the dawn, I'd want you just as much. You could try something old, or something new and improved, yet my hunger for you could never be removed. You could kiss me, hold me, and vow your love so true, but no matter what you do, I'll never get enough of you.

Dusty Underweat
One morning, Jeff took a pair of underwear out of the drawer. 'What the...?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out. 'Joyce,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?' She shot back: 'It's not talcum powder its, 'Miracle Grow'.'

Dusty Underwear
One morning, Jeff took a pair of underwear out of the drawer. 'What the...?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out. 'Joyce,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?' She shot back: 'It's not talcum powder its, 'Miracle Grow'.'

Dark Master
This reoccurring dream is driving Precious insane. As it is, every night when she goes to bed she can feel someone watching her. It’s like he is protecting her. It doesn’t scare her, only makes her feel secure and she sleeps. For years, sleep was something that eluded her. She was up for days at a time and when she slept it was only for a few hours and then the routine started again. But since she has started dreaming of him, feeling him with her at night, she slept soundly. With the exception of the dreams. Today is her day off and she decided that she is spending it at the park. Just walking around and thinking. It has been awhile since there has been a guy in her life and there has never been a time that she had someone to make her heartbeat speed up, make her lose her breath at the mere touch of him, at seeing his smile. In her dreams she looks deep into his eyes and feels the passion in him. During the light of day, she still sees that passion haunting her, calling out to her.

Cold Hearted Bitch
I won't let you in Won't let you near A important part of me That I hold so dear It's been crippled And broken in two So I trust noone now Not even you And because of my hurt Because of my pain I withdraw into myself And feel no shame You won't understand You just get mad When I tell you Love is bad Im in the wrong For putting up guards Because I refuse To let you have my heart So instead of compassion Or understanding my "glitch" You point your finger At the cold hearted bitch

Life
I find myself wandering through this labyrinth of life wondering were I would be had I made different choices along the way. It is then that I unconsciously take a step back and realize that my life (as I know it) would be so different than it is had I choose another turn at any point. Would I enjoy or want that side path more than the one I chose? With the wealth of experiences, emotions, knowledge and wisdom I have amassed (oh, and and useless information - LOL) would be so different than what I know and feel today. Who can honestly say that a different decision along the way would have altered their life for either better or worse. It is the domino effect of events in our lives that is directly impacted and as such - our entire cycle of life's events, not a specific event. Life leads us all down varied paths and quite often they cross another's (for better or worse) but the sum of all these interactions is what shapes our lives as a whole. Much as a ripple in a pool of water travel

Confessional
Melvin goes to confession..... "Bless me Father, for I have sinned." The> priest asked, "What did you do, my son?" "I lusted," Melvin replied. "Tell> me about it," the priest said. Melvin then related his story. "Father, I am> a deliveryman for UPS. Yesterday I was making a delivery in the affluent> section of the city. When I rang the bell, the door opened and there stood> the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She had long blonde hair and eyes> like emeralds. She was dressed in a sheer dressing gown that showed her> perfect figure. And, she asked seductively if I would like to come in."> "And, what did you do, my son?" asked the priest. "Father, I did not go in> the house but I lusted. Oh, how I lusted," replied the man. "Your sin has> been forgiven," replied the priest. "You will get your reward in heaven, my> son." "A reward, father? What do you think my reward might be?" Melvin> asked. The priest replied, "I think a bale of hay would be appropriate,> ...you dumb ass!"

Two Defining Forces
Two Defining Forces: In case we find ourselves starting to believe all the anti-American sentiment and negativity, we should remember England's Prime Minister Tony Blair's, words during a recent interview. When asked by one of his Parliament members why he believes so much in America, he said . . . “A simple way to take measure of a country is to look at how many want in ... And how many want out.” Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you: 1. Jesus Christ 2. The American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom. If you want to pass this on, I think it would be appropriate, as many seem to forget BOTH of them. God bless you

Pavarotti Dies At Age 71
Luciano Pavarotti, 1935-2007 Pavarotti, In His Own Words Latest News Beloved Italian Tenor Pavarotti Dies Quotes by Luciano Pavarotti World Mourns Italian Tenor Pavarotti Pavarotti Awarded Prize in Italy Luciano Pavarotti ROME (AP) -- Luciano Pavarotti, opera's biggest superstar of the late 20th century, died Thursday. He was 71. He was the son of a singing baker and became the king of the high C's. Pavarotti, who had been diagnosed last year with pancreatic cancer, died at his home in his native Modena at 5 a.m., his manager told The Associated Press in an e-mailed statement. His wife, Nicoletta, four daughters and sister were among those at his side, manager Terri Robson said. "In fitting with the approach that characterised his life and work, he remained positive until finally succumbing to the last stages of his illness," Robson said. Pavarotti's charismatic persona and ebullient showmanship - but most of all his creamy and powerful voic

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Only Twelve (written Oct 11, 2006)
He gave me nothing to look to And left me nothing to hold to Just a smoke infused image of a man Who died right after he took my hand He never had time to show he cared I had to act out just to get attention They made him stop and look They forced him to pay me mind I was so excited that he stopped to take the time I remember that day and wanted so many more But the next weekend he headed for the shore He never came home, just drifted out to sea Left me alone with one bittersweet memory Here I sit, so many years gone by A million miles from where you lie I finally understand these tears I cry They are for the memories I do not have Not for the love that we do not share

Dodging Love (written July 8, 2006)
My body aches for the touch of a man I do not understand When we are together, time stops and passed quickly all at once When our lips touch, the electricity between us could light the world Our bodies become one as we are wrapped in love The world around us is no more, it is only us, together The only sound is two hearts beating as one Two lovers so lost in each other, yearning for forever together Wondering if someday the dream will come true Hoping that it will, scared of what that means Knowing the journey is beginning and wanting to know how it ends What I know to be true is I want only you Nobody else, when things are good, makes me feel the way you do My body moist with the anticipation of your love Let's call off the dogs, break down the wall I want to hold you with my heart, no fear With you by my side as we walk life's final mile

Great Song,,,,from Black Snake Moan Soundtrack
don't it hurt so bad when you're standin in the sun in the bottom of your heart you don't love no one you can be oh so mean I just can't see, no in between you know what the sun's all about when the lights go out what a way to live back of your class end of the line always last you can be oh so mean I just can't see, no in between you know what the sun's all about when the lights go out see the moon see the stars from your lonely seat in your lonely cars you can be oh so mean I just can't see, no in between you know what the sun's all about when the lights go out

Didnt Wanna Fill His Casket Up
ive been exposed young homie i got tha cream so if i pop scream cuz bitch i got tactics like swat teams n im not mean im nice wit these feet then they drop heat hard enough the crack the concrete- u want beef well i got the whole fuckin slaughterhouse cummin up in ya daughters mouf poke u in the ribs so i can let ya vien water out watch it drip-on the folk -not the crip- seven fo ridin deep the roll got me like knock knock knock on heavens doe n this is how i letcha know- that im so incrediboe intelligent i wetcha coat n like the rain i get it soaked hoe thats while i got cottonmouth im thirsty sippin on the gin spittin explicit fa killas who killin n dippin on caddy style in tha wind- i do it like a pimp n ill do it again witout question why u steppin, to a muthafucca thats lethal like a weapon eatin people intestines, but it all gives me indegestion so now i figure its time that i cutcha like a C section bitch ill bludgeon u, whats a punk muthafucca ta

Whispers In The Wind
WHISPERS IN THE WIND Whispers in the wind can you hear them? Can you hear the words that peope are whispering to you when they whisper into the wind? As you stand all alone and feel the cool autumn breeze do you not hear it blowing gently through the trees? Do you not hear the leaves of the trees rustling as the wind blows through? Are the leaves not whispering into the wind too? It's so funny to me how people tend to think that a tree branch makes no noise when it crashes upon the ground if no one is there to hear it. But a tree branch does make a crackling sound as it falls to the ground is this too, not whispering into the wind? Have you ever sat down on a bench in a park just sat back and watched? Have you ever noticed that some people come alone at night and some people come together but in either case they are always whispering whether it is to each other of love so sweet or to themselves just wishing upon a star for a dream to come true. S

Update
Well I have not been able to update before now because things got very bad after we thought they were getting better. They took her off the ventilator and she was breathing well for a long time, at least 5 or 6 hours. She started to cough after that and stopped breathing altogether. Her heart stopped beating and she was not trying to fight. The doctors fought and got her revived. She has been back on the ventilator since then. Her family is going to move her down to a hospital in Florida possibly as early as next week. No one is sure if she has had any permanent brain damage from her time without oxygen. As a matter of fact no one knows now if she will ever wake up again. She has shown no signs of life in a week now. The person who hit her was found on Monday, thanks to paint scrapping on her car that was found. It turns out it was a juvenile who hit her who was out joyriding in his parents car while they were sleeping. At this time he is being held in Marion a

I Love You
I love you to the sky And back and down again I love you like a lightning storm On a holiday And people just fly And never say goodbye I love you alive I love you to death I'm like a woman possessed I'm suffocating from this Becomes a way of life I love you to death Feels like my heart has spent me Your my addiction baby When I take my last breath I love you to death I love you till I find Where the sky meets the sea I love you like I'm blind And I'm lost on a dead end street People just die And never say goodbye I love you alive I love you to death I'm like a woman possessed I'm suffocating from this Becomes a way of life I love you to death Feels like my heart has spent me Your my addiction baby When I take my last breath I love you to death When I take my last breath I love you to death I don't know why I love you Its something that I just do I don't really want to But god I really love you Don't know why I love you Its something that

Xd
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with? yeah...like 1 xD lol 2. Is sex best in the morning, afternoon, or night? night? 3. What side of the bed do you sleep on? ALL! 4. Which do you prefer...Pork, beef, or chicken??? chicken and beefffff 5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? no 6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? duh, it's my job! haha j/k........or am I? O_o 7. Shower or bath? SHOWERRRR 8. Do you pee in the shower? i have lol 9. Mexican or Chinese food? Mexican. 10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? xD 11. Do you love someone on your top friends? mmmmmmmmmm yes 13. Love or money? money 14. Do you use mostly Credit cards or cash? Debit/Cash. 15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't ? yup, almost all of them! 16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel? 5 star hotel 17.Vagina's???? love mound?

Sex Definitions
Sex in a boat = Oargasms Sex with a nerd = Dorkgasms Sex at the entrance to your house = Doorgasms Sex on the carpet or linoleum = Floorgasms Sex at the supermarket = Storegasms Sex with wild pigs = Boargasms Sex at a Stephen King movie = Horrorgasms Sex with a prostitue = Whoregasms Sex with a storyteller = Loregasms Sex with an accountant = Boregasms Sex while sleeping = Snoregasms Sex with Arthur = Dudley Mooregasms Sex with cartoon donkeys = Eeyoregasms Sex while broke = Poorgasms Sex with a lion = Roargasms Sex for hours and hours on end = Soregasms Sex on a golf course = Foregasms Sex with a nymphomaniac = Ready for Moregasms Sex in a gold mine = Oregasms Sex with a dermatologist = Poregasms Sex with the vice president = Al Goregasms Sex with chocolate marshmallows = S'moregasms Sex with a bullfighter = Toreadorgasms Sex with a masked man carrying a sword = Zorogasms Sex on the beach = Shoregasms Sex when you get an award = Honoga

True Definitions
ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and now grows in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOUR: A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people. CHICKENS: The only creatures you eat before they are born and after they are dead. COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out. EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage. HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage. INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better. RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn. SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time. TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction. TOMORROW: One of the greatest labour saving devices of today. YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed. WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines. -----------

Slang Definitions
Abra-Kebabra A magic act performed on Saturday night, where fast food vanishes down the performer's throat, and then shortly afterwards, it suddenly reappears on the taxi floor. Aussie Kiss Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under. Back End of the Bat Mobile The state of your Brass Eye soon after you eat a really hot curry. "I had a Ring Stinger in the Benghazi restaurant last night, and now I've got a dose of Gandhi's Revenge. My arse feels like the back end of the Bat Mobile." Beaver Leaver or Vagina Decliner. A homosexual. Beer Coat The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3 in the morning. Beer Compass The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze cruise, even though you're too pissed to remember where you live, how you get there, and where you've come from. Bone of Contention A hard-on that causes an argument. e.g. one that arises when a man is watching Olympic beach volleyball on TV with his

A Strangle First Week In My New Place
Well the first week at my new place has been strange. First, I never thought it would be so quiet. After living with a wife and three kids, I got used to a certain amount of noise. At first it was peaceful, but it got so quiet that I had trouble getting to sleep. Second, my AC is powerfully cold at times. So I kept waking up because I got too cold. I solved that problem by getting a "Bed In A Bag" set. I also got a fan to use instead of the AC. Third, my food supply was pretty meek, but it did last me until I could get more groceries today. Fourth, it was tough having to walk about 2 miles to work at about 12:30 in the morning. The walk physically is ok, but there are a lot of nuts walking/driving the streets at that time of night. Lastly, the hardest thing is not being able to see my wife as much. I can't come by everyday since if I am seen there too much, then she might get in trouble with the management who are out to kick out all the non-Hispanics in the complex. I d

You're Drunk When.....
Signs that you are too drunk would be... You lose arguments with inanimate objects. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth. Job interfering with your drinking. Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream. Career won't progress beyond Senator of Massachusetts. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat. Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not! Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem! You can focus better with one eye closed. The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar. Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops. Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner! Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you At AA meetings you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..." Your idea of cutting back is less salt. You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom

Womens Dictionary
Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman. Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n. You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he, "made the dinner." Blonde jokes (blond joks) n. Jokes that are short so men can understand them. Cantaloupe (kant*e*lope) n. Gotta get married in a church. Clothes dryer (kloze dri*yer) n. An appliance designed to eat socks. Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n. A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&Ms. Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n. The last two minutes of a football game. Exercise (ex*er*siz) v. To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase. Grocery List (grow*ser*ee list) n. What you spend half an hour writing, then forget to take with you to the st

You Know You're A Mum When............
You know you're a mum when... You count the sprinkles on each kid's cupcake to make sure they're equal. You want to take out a contract on the kid who broke your child's favorite toy and made him/her cry. You have time to shave only one leg at a time. You hide in the bathroom to be alone. You child throws up, and you catch it. Someone else's kid throws up at a party, and you keep eating. You consider finger paint to be a controlled substance. You mastered the art of placing large quantities of pancakes and eggs on a plate without anything touching. Your child insists that you read Once Upon a Potty out loud in the lobby of the doctor's office, or, better yet, in the lobby of a Grand Central Station... and you do it. You hire a sitter because you haven't been out with your husband in ages, then spend half the night talking about and checking on the kids. You hope ketchup is a vegetable because it's the only one your child eats. You cling to the high m

Senior Citizens Hypnotist
Subject: Senior Citizens Hypnotist It was entertainment day at the Senior Center. People came from miles around to see The Amazing Claude, the famed hypnotist, do his stuff. Claude went to the front of the meeting room and announced, "Unlike = most hypnotists who invite two or three people up here to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience. " The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat pocket. "I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations." He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting. "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch." The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly

Gotta Love Old People!
A very se lf-important college freshman attending a recent football game, took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation. "You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one," the student said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear. "The young people of today grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man walking on the moon, our spaceships have visited Mars. We have nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with light-speed processing ....and," pausing to take another drink of beer. The Senior took advantage of the break in the student's litany and said, "You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we were young........so we invented them. Now, you arrogant little shit, what are you doing for the next generation?" The applause was resounding...

Stole From Shawn =p
1.date me? 2.fuck me? 3.kiss me? 4.lick me? 5.touch me? 6.hate me? 7.love me? 8.strip for me? 9.stare at me? 10.marry me? 11.please me? 12.tease me? 13.go out with me? 14.make out with me? 15.suck me? 16.fight me? 17.help me? 18.hug me? 19.dance with me? 20.hurt me? repost this in 2 min and see how many people message u back!!!!!!!!!!!!! repost this saying WOULD YOU???

Blindman
YESTERDAY I SAW A BLIND MAN WITH HIS DOG,AT THE ROADSIDE THE DOG STOPPED AS DID THE BLIND MAN...THE DOG THEN LIFTED ITS LEG AND PISSED ON THE BLIND MANS FOOT..HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS POCKET AND PULLED OUT A BISCUIT AND HANDED IT DOWN TO THE DOG....I WENT OVER TO THIS MAN AND SAID..THATS THE MOST COMPASIONATE THING IVE SEEN FOR AGES .....COMPASSION MY ASS HE SAID I WANT TO KNOW WHERE HIS MOUTH HIS SO I CAN BOOT HIS BOLLOCKS IN

The Memory Of The Ww2 Lst
Yesterday I have the great opportunity of taking a tour on a WW2 LST (Landing Ship Tank).To me it meant alot especially since i've always been into the history of WW2,the soldiers,equipment used,and everything from that era. Here is a little history about LST's mainly the LST-325. The LST(landing ship tank)is an amphibious vessel designed to land battle-ready tanks,troops and supplies directly onto enemy shores.These ships were enormously useful during WW2,Korea,and the Vietnam Conflict and belonged to all services - Army,Navy,Marines,Voast Guard,Air Force,and Merchant Marine.Most LST's were either scrapped or given to other countries. In the summer of 2000,LST-325 was saved from the scrap yard in Souda Bay,Crete,Greece,by an aging crew of 50 Navy veterans.That number dwindled to just 30 by the time they left Crete on November 14th for the 6,200 mile voyage.After 13 days in the Mediterranean Sea,a stop in Gibralter because neccessary for major repairs.On December 12th a crew of

Hello!!!
Hey everyone just wanted to say THANK YOU FOR ALL THE BOMBING YOU ALL HAVE DONE ON MR.D'S CONTEST but please dont stop here... Yes we are back in the lead again but not by much the contest ends tomorrow night at 8 pm central time and could really use all the help anyone can give still... We also could use some nighttime bombers from 230 am -630 am just for tonight only beings the contest ends tomorrow night we want to assure Mr.D will keep first place in the contest that so many people have worked so hard for since the begging of the contest... here is the link if you have time plz stop by and drop a few bombs on him thank you tracy and todd

Deathcab For Cutie - I Will Follow You Into The Dark
... ok a little cheezy but i like the song sorry ... Love of mine some day you will die But I'll be close behind I'll follow you into the dark No blinding light or tunnels to gates of white Just our hands clasped so tight Waiting for the hint of a spark If heaven and hell decide That they both are satisfied Illuminate the no's on their vacancy signs If there's no one beside you When your soul embarks Then I'll follow you into the dark In Catholic school as vicious as Roman rule I got my knuckles brusied by a lady in black And I held my toungue as she told me "Son fear is the heart of love" So I never went back If heaven and hell decide That they both are satisfied Illuminate the no's on their vacancy signs If there's no one beside you When your soul embarks Then I'll follow you into the dark You and me have seen everything to see From Bangkok to Calgary And the soles of your shoes are all worn down The time for sleep is now It's nothing to cry

Shoutbox
Honestly, I am not stuck up! I just realized that I had comments in the shoutbox from several of you. Thank you for those, by the way. Appreciate everyone who has stopped by to say hi. I'll get the hand of this thing soon right? Suz

First Time
I was nervous my hands were sweaty, the room was spinning, my heart was racing, my body trembled in fear... Nah just kidding. Hey this site looks like fun mad shyt to do on it. Much better than Myspace god I was so bored of myspace and the lame people always trying to hook with bad material. Hoping to make new friends let see how it goes, stay tune I love to write about crazy shyt.

Bomb Bomb Bombs Needed Pleaseeeehttp://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=69749&albumid=550510&i=813181408
http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=69749&albumid=550510&i=813181408 For some reaso cant do mums what a shock Comment BOMBS sorly neeeded

Life's Little Pies In The Face
YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU ARE YOUNG, MARRIED WITH KIDS AND WORKING A FULL TIME JOB PLUS GOING TO SCHOOL, YOU THINK YOU HAVE ACCOMPLISHED ALOT. YOU KEPT YOUR KIDS OUT OF TROUBLE THE BEST YOU COULD, YOU COACHED THIER CHEERLEADING TEAM, YOU FOUND TIME TO COOK HOME COOKED MEALS, DO THE LAUNDRY, CLEAN THE HOUSE AND STUDY.. THINKING THAT ONE DAY IT WILL ALL BE WORTH IT.. BUT INSIDE YOUR BODY LIFE IS GOING TO PLAY A COUPLE OF GOOD TRICKS ON YOU.. I THOUGHT I DID A PRETTY DAM GOOD JOB OF RAISING 3 KIDS WITHOUT ANY INSTRUCTION SHEETS, WHICH I MIGHT ADD I CAN READ THEM PRETTY GOOD.. SO THIS WAS ALL BLINDFOLDED.. BUT HEY... THREE GRADUATED FROM HIGH SCHOOL.. TWO WENT TO COLLEGE AND ONE WENT TO TRADE SCHOOL... TWO MARRIED AND HAD KIDS.. WHILE ONE JUST HAD A KID... ONE IS DIVORCED AND SCOONING THROUGH HER LIFE'S NIGHTMARE... TRY AS SHE MIGHT TO DRAG ME WITH HER... I PULLED BACK FROM THE CURRENT THAT WAS FLOWING AND LET HER HEAD DOWN THE RAGING WATERS OF LIFE HERSELF.. NOW THE MIDDLE CHILD... DON'T YOU JU

So True
I watched the flag pass by one day, It fluttered in the breeze. A young Marine saluted it, And then he stood at ease.. I looked at him in uniform So young, so tall, so proud, With hair cut square and eyes alert He'd stand out in any crowd. I thought how many men like him Had fallen through the years. How many died on foreign soil How many mothers' tears? How many pilots' planes shot down? How many died at sea How many foxholes were soldiers' graves? No, freedom isn't free. I heard the sound of Taps one night, When everything was still, I listened to the bugler play And felt a sudden chill. I wondered just how many times That Taps had meant "Amen," When a flag had draped a coffin. Of a brother or a friend. I thought of all the children, Of the mothers and the wives, Of fathers, sons and husbands With interrupted lives. I thought about a graveyard At the bottom of the sea Of unmarked graves in Arlington. No, free

Dispatch - Mayday
A Little Different but I like it :D this band rules check em out Dispatch - Mayday (man:) I saw you yesterday Your eyes were the color of some kind of grey, I hear what you're saying Please, don't let me go I've got all these people down below. They rush to talk; They rush to say Man overboard... May Day...May Day...May Day... Troubles are brought back by you Funny how we, we go down We go anywhere, but to the ground. (woman:) So I hear that you're doing fine You've flown all those planes that have been on your mind. I can't understand. I don't need to know I'll speak to you through this radio. They rush to talk; They rush to say Man overboard... May Day...May Day...May Day... Troubles are brought back by you Funny how we, we go down We go anywhere, but to the ground. Troubles are brought back by you Funny how we, we go down We go anywhere, but to the ground. They rush to talk; They rush to say There's a man and he's overboard.

Relatives Gather To Remember At Ground Zero
Updated: 36 minutes ago NEW YORK - Relatives of World Trade Center victims bowed their heads in silence at a small park Tuesday to mark the moment exactly six years earlier when the first hijacked plane struck the towers. The dreary, gray skies created a grim backdrop, and a sharp contrast to the clear blue of that morning in 2001. “That day we felt isolated, but not for long and not from each other,” Mayor Michael Bloomberg said as the ceremony began. “Six years have passed, and our place is still by your side.” Construction equipment now fills the vast city block where the World Trade Center once stood, and work is under way for four new towers, forcing the ceremony to be moved away from the twin towers’ footprints for the first time. Kathleen Mullen, whose niece Kathleen Casey died in the attacks, said the park across the street was close enough. “Just so long as we continue to do something special every year, so you don’t wake up and say, ‘Oh, it’s 9/11,’” she said.

Candle Of Love...
Few people come into our lives and make everything shine, but you're one of those rare and splendid jewels who makes the whole world bright. When I was sad, you made me smile. When I was alone and blue, you were there for me, and you made me feel strong enough to accomplish anything. Because I appreciate the many things you do, more than words could say, I'm sending you the Candle of Love, and hoping you receive many blessings from above. Please send the candle of love to someone who has touched your life, and keep the flame of love burning bright.

Never Have I Fallen
Your lips speak soft sweetness Your touch a cool caress I am lost in your magic My heart beats within your chest I think of you each morning And dream of you each night I think of your arms being around me And cannot express my delight Never have I fallen But I am quickly on my way You hold a heart in your hands That has never before been given away

"where'd You Get The Shitty Hairdo?"
A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty! You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?" "We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!" "Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser.” That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late." "So, where are you staying in Rome?" "We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's Tiber River called Teste." "Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks it's gonna be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump, the worst hotel in the city! The rooms are small, the service is surly, and they're overpriced." So, whatcha' doing when you get there?" "We're going to go to see the Vatican and we hope to see the Pope." "That's rich,"

"she's Everything"
She's a yellow pair of running shoes A holey pair of jeans She looks great in cheap sunglasses She looks great in anything She's I want a piece of chocolate Take me to a movie She's I can't find a thing to wear Now and then she's moody She's a Saturn with a sunroof With her brown hair a-blowing She's a soft place to land And a good feeling knowing She's a warm conversation That I wouldn't miss for nothing She's a fighter when she's mad And she's a lover when she's loving [Chorus] And she's everything I ever wanted And everything I need I talk about her, I go on and on and on 'Cause she's everything to me She's a Saturday out on the town And a church girl on Sunday She's a cross around her neck And a cuss word 'cause its Monday She's a bubble bath and candles Baby come and kiss me She's a one glass of wine And she's feeling kinda tipsy She's the giver I wish I could be And the stealer of the covers She's a picture in my wallet Of my unborn childre

Slanger
Jennie21@ fub this chic and her man wishin 4 u are trying to get everyone mad at my friend, they caused her so many problems that they've both been arrested and have restraining orders on them , grow up people leave my friend alone

Pass The Butter
Pass The Butter ... Margarine was originally manufactured to fatten turkeys. When it killed the turkeys, the people who had put all the money into the research wanted a payback so they put their heads together to figure out what to do with this product to get their money back. It was a white substance with no food appeal so they added the yellow coloring and sold it to people to use in place of butter. How do you like it? They have come out with some clever new flavorings. DO YOU KNOW...the difference between margarine and butter? Read on to the end...gets very interesting! Both have the same amount of calories. Butter is slightly higher in saturated fats at 8 grams compared to 5 grams. Eating margarine can increase heart disease in women by 53% over eating the same amount of butter, according to a recent Harvard Medical Study. Eating Butter increases the absorption of many other nutrients in other foods. Butter has many nutritional be

How It's Done
Having sex is something People take like a greeting It's physical, it's powerful It's a tremendous meeting Two bodies join together Without a mindful connection Deep thrusts and kissing Shallow touches of affection But making love is something different Something special, up and above Anything you're looking for The best is found in love Touch me with your body now Show me what's in your mind Make me feel anything you think Moving throughout our time Minds connect and feelings are shown That is how it's done When you find that special lover When two souls become one

Beyond The Kama Sutra 1
Beyond The Kama Sutra Yoni Honey The Khoka Shastra suggests placing honey on the yoni -- Sounds better than Coca-Cola! If we could bottle that .... sell yoni honey or ambrosia with yoni honey .... our cookbook will feature amrita flavoured with yoni honey

The Leap Of The Tiger
The Leap Of The Tiger the proper technique for yoni kissing according to the Khoka Shastra is to begin with a foot massage and a back massage Next comes the technique of kissing the tip of your nose and your mouth and then your chest, followed by your armpits while using my hands to tease your nipples but not your breasts Next I am to switch my mouth to your nipples and my hands to your navel moving my hands in a circle around your navel until I reach your pubic hair or where your pubic hair would be when your nipples are fully aroused, I will move my mouth down between your breasts to your navel , playing with your venus mound with my hands eventually I will move my mouth to the area around your yoni kissing everything between your pelvis and your thighs after that I will kiss and lick all the way down your left inner thigh and your right inner thigh, while caressing your perineum with one hand when my lips have travelled

Take Correction
"Reprove not a scorner, lest he hate you; reprove a wise man, and he will love you. Give instruction to a wise man, and he will be yet wiser; teach a righteous man...and he will increase in learning." (Proverbs 9:8-9) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There is one thing you can do that will accelerate your spiritual growth more than almost any other thing: learn to take correction--from the Spirit of God and from His people. So few believers seem to be able to do that. When their preacher gets in the pulpit and preaches about something they already know, about some aspect of life they've already submitted to the Lord, they think he's great. They like him because he makes them feel good. But the moment he stands up and begins to preach about something they're doing wrong, they take offense. God says that's foolish. He says, in Proverbs 1:7, only fools strike out at, or despise, correction. So don't be like that. Whe

My First Pet Peeve
This is one of the first blog entries that I have ever written. This is not because I do not like to write, but instead it is the fact that I think blog is a strange word. Blog sounds like something you would hear on star trek or one of those sci-fi movies. So as time progressed the more I heard this word the more I loathed it. When I loath something I protest it by not doing it. Then over time I give in to the trend and start doing it myself. I did the same thing with myspace. At first myspace seemed like something so trendy that I wouldn't have any part of. Finally I discovered my Mom had one, and lets face it when your Mom gets something like a myspace the trend has hit the extreme. This made me hate myspace even more. Well then I started feeling left out (go figure) so I decided to make one. I then discovered that myspace can be very addictive and yet safely fun if used correctly. I guess the whole point of my ramblings here is one of the first glimpses into this weird brain of mi

Wohoo My Bday Is Tomorrow
okay yall just droppin you all few lines to let you all know im still alive yes i am here lol. But i will be offline for awhile because I am moving to a new house and wont have internet for about a week but on a good note tomorrow is my bday ill be 31 lol so yes show me lots of love an shower pink with gifts lol (hint Id really love a birthday blast:) any takers lol:) well take care yall love ya much pink

15
~~This is for my friends and those that passed away in Columbine. yes this comes from someone who went to high school near by. I wrote this Nov. 22, 2006. I had another one that I had written that week of "it" happening, but it was lost to a computer crash. I will always miss them and always remember Silver and Blue~~ 7 miles away, Sitting the the library. This was my sanctuary. 11 am, starting at the clock watching the second hand tick. "Come on 8 minutes!" I would say. I didn't know. They didn't tell us. 8 minutes passes by and time for lunch. April 20, '99 and 15 dead. 7 miles away, walking around the school looking for something to eat. 12 Noon, looking at the clock, My friend's phone rings. "No, I'm in class. I'm not watching news," she said. I didn't know. They didn't tell us. math class passes by and time for Government. April 20, '99 and 15 dead. 1pm, looking at the TV, my friend looking on. "what's going on?" I asked eating my sandwi

What Flavor Lip Gloss Am I ??
You Are Cherry Kiss Lip Gloss You're a total girly girl who's every guy is sweet on. You take pleasure in the simple things in life, from cute t-shirts to stuffed animals. Any guy needs to match your romantic idealism to win your heart, which is why few have. No wonder Cherry your signature flavor. It's delicious, sugary, and fun - like you!

One Week
ok, friends!!! we are down to the last week before moving. We sign the house papers on the 21st. And hopefully get everything moved during the weekend. We are packed and ready! This week has been a long week for me. Besides getting packed and ready to move I have worked my part time job (serviceing Hallmark cards) several days. With Halloween and Thanksgiving coming up I had to change out and put those cards up. But this was my last week so next week all my attention will be on the move....finishing packing the last minute stuff and going out looking for a full size bed for our 13 year old. She needs a bigger bed than her twin she has had since she was 1. I have enjoyed talking to some friends this week also ~ in between cleaning, packing, working, cooking.....hope everyone has a great weekend!! ~~smooches~~ :-P

A Busy Week For All
This week has been very busy for my family and myself. My wife applied and interviewed for a call center job. She did well on the customer service-phone test. She seemed to have interviewed well. I am really proud that she overcame her nervousness and did her best. She doesn't think she will get the job, but I think she will. At work, I have been doing overtime in the early morning. Plus I now get up at midnight to walk two miles to work now. The kids are busy with school. A. is learning his sax. N. has been doing her homework pretty constantly. And M. has started participating in an after-school program. So it is good to have the weekend to relax.

My Friend
Sharing thoughts... Wiping tears... Being there for one-another through so many fears. Giving advice, to make things right. Showing you care ..wishing you were holding me tight. When the road gets rough. And the people keep on going. You always seem to be there, and our friendship keep on growing.

Boring Day
Today was the most boring day ever nothing to do but be on the computer most of the afternoon and my friends are working so I can't call them . But atleast its never boring on fubar which I'm starting to love people are nice on here and I'm glad for that . Would watch a movie but my dvd portable isn't charged up oh well it will be this weekend .

Good Laugh
A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up And sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown." white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The Big guy says, "What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guys says," What EXACTLY did you Say to me?" The big dude says, " I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answer s to the questions everyone always! Asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 Inch private, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle Weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown." The small guy says, "Turner Brown?...Sweet Jesus, I thought You said, "Turn Around"

10 Email Turnoffs For Women
Top 10 email turnoffs for women 1. Don't ask her how much she weighs or what her measurements are. You might as well just tell her you only want to sleep with her and you have no interest in getting to know her, because that's what she's going to think if you ask her this. 2. Don't email her seven times asking her why she hasn't responded to your first email. Women get far more email than men do, so you need to be patient. 3. Don't ask her how many other dates she's been on from Yahoo! Personals. How many other dates someone has been on is not important. What is important is finding out whether the two of you click when you hang out. 4. Don't send her a nasty email if she hasn't responded to you after several emails. It's her prerogative whether or not she desires to be in contact with you. If she doesn't want to meet you, why get angry and nasty? There are plenty of other women out there who you can contact. 5. Don't ask her if she wants to have sex

For All My Friends
Hey everyone, I know you all like Fubar So do I but is it making you any money, I have found one that will http://www.yuwie.com/yuwie.asp?r=40346 it has made me money so far the more friends you make the more money you make been on for only a few weeks and have 52 friends, already and 1,104 page views you make money each and every time someone views your page and each time you view a page and each time you view a comment, picture,a friends page ect... so go check it out whats it going to hurt. The junkman

Q And A
1.Why is there no info on you page about you ? Because No one reads the pages on here anymore. Also i think they should ask . 2.Why is there alot of white girs on your page ? I dunno . Honestly thats all that talk to me . Let me ask you this . Would you talk to some that you know that isn't really intrested in you . And really looking at you to see what you can do for them? 3. So do you like white girls ? Like ? No love YES! 4.Why ? Cause they show me more love them the "sisters". And i don't get judged about who i am . 5. Why not black girls? Depends on how she is .But they talk alot of shit and they never live up to it. Also im tired of the drama and there fucked up sterotypes and drama. So thats that. 6.What type of music you like ? Rock, country at times. Folk , Jazz, blues , Opera, Emo , punk , Thrash , Reggaton, and alot of others . 7. I noticed that you didn't put rap . Really ? I don't like it cause i don't want to here

Gone ( I Wrote This Song)
This Morning i heard you pack I woke and you said you were never coming back, Gone, as i watched you leave Gone, watching the taxi leave Gone, she is gone I heard our song playing and i knoew my heart was breaking, why would you leave so soon what did i do that was so bad, Nowe you're gone like the summer rain Now that my life is filled with pain souns of music running thru my head wishing that i were dead Gone, the taxi vanishes Gone, now that you're not here Gone are the words of love Gone, all gone.

Weekend
Well, the weekend has almost come to an end. Whew! Did I do anything productive? Probably not! I soooo do not want to go back to work tomorrow....aka HELL! Uggghhh! Well, I hope that everyone has a great week and I'll talk to ya soon!

The Why's Of Men
The Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face And laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour far

It's In My Gut
It's in my gut, it sticks there - this gnawing notion, these words I've heard over and over before bouncing inside me: I'll fuck this up. I always do - hence my intimate relationship with gin bottles and flushable puke buckets. I shaved and put away the liquor, tidied up - opened up the windows to let out the stink of ashtrays - but just as sure as Tanqueray makes the finest liquid salve for angst-ridden writers on another fine drunk (to atone for yet another crime of the heart), I'll fuck this up. © All rights reserved

A True Friendship Should
A true friendship should: Encourage you to live your dream. Support you toward your goals. Sympathize for your losses and help you find a silver lining. Build your self-esteem. If happiness and life-satisfaction are your goals, your friends should be chosen on the basis of how well they can accomplish those four goals. Happiness is a personal choice that comes from within. But, as my short friendship poem says, it sure doesn't hurt to have supportive friendships that help us achieve our goals.

Alone
Looking through the melting glass As time chooses how fast to pass. I wonder why were even here I'm overwhelmed with sudden fear. I try to speak but only mumble The walls around me start to crumble I look down and close my eyes I cant tell the truth from the lies Is this real or just a dream The voice inside me starts to scream The screaming peaks then fades away Tomorrows just another day.

Beginnings
Today I smiled at a stranger and he walked in front of an on coming car. I felt no guilt nor remorse about his demise. The only feelings I seem to be capable of feeling as of late; have been those of anger and the cold sting of hunger. At first I fought the desire to sink my gleaming razor sharp teeth; into the soft yielding tissue of a human. That has since changed and I do what must be done to ease the gnawing hunger that seems to lead me from day to day. I stayed awake much longer than I should have this morning and was slightly burned by the beautiful rays of dawn. I must feed a little more to make sure my careless indiscretion does not leave any lasting marks. On my way to my favorite hunting area I met someone who intrigued me. He was ever so handsome with jet black hair and seductive eyes. My senses warned me right away that he too was a walker of the night. Smiling, he reached out to caress the cool soft skin of my bare arm. Wishing for nothing more than a moment alone with

Angel In The Mirror
I looked at the letters you have sent me And I wonder what it means To hear you talking of pain and sadness When just not so long ago you were so happy and cheerful I see in you the same passion and faith that I once help strong, And I see you going down the same road I took to my destruction I try to talk to you and make you turn around and keep trying, But my heart knows that it would be wrong to do to you You stand in the mirror and see my face looking at you You are the angel in the mirror One who just stands there and waits for the tragedy to hit you. Looking deeply into my eyes hoping for the answer to hit you of what to do I try to reach you and make you see the road is going to kill you But all I touch is glass I am the angel in the mirror I look through it, hoping to see your face disappear from the view Praying that the answer you so long seek, has found you We are the Angels in the Mirror One searching for what the other has already found The de

Desire Vs. Need
They sit in utter silence as I start to approach them There is something eerie about the very air I breathe As if the world was somehow tainted with a evil so dark not even hell could sense it With every step I take them seem to move, breathing Slowly I approach that which I fear The ultimate choice of what to do One sits closed on the left side Gold lettering spreads across the top “Here lies what you truly desire” What to make of that, is it what I myself desire or what my heart desires? The door on the right reads “Here lies what you truly need” What to make of this, what is it that I need? The door on the right is partially opened Revealing a small glimpse of what can be found I see nothing but a eye looking back at me And somewhere from the depths of my soul I recognize that eye But it is worth opening the door all the way To step threw it and know that this is the path that I have chosen Is need more important than desire? Can you throw everything y

Thoughts
been thinking on al;ot of things these past few weeks, people i know and want to know, here and offline its hard to meet someone tho online, and really get to know them unless you go and meet them in a public space like a restaurant or cafe where people are millin about andopen. I too have my fears of meeting people, tho i met some here iam very honored and happy to know they knowwho they are because hey treat me with respect asi do them, i love all here very much for that is who i am..right or wrong, how i write things on here, my typing isnt the best but most do understand me. back to meeting people tho. whyen one person lives thousands of miles away or even a 100 miles away is hard for them to meet....does it mean that we have to keep our distances away fom each other online? no i dont think so, friends can be justt hat friends no matte what the miles are.

What Being A Libra Means!!
Those born with the Moon in an Air sign usually respond to situations in a way they think should fit the facts, that is, they act in a way they think others expect them to act, or they imitate the same behavior as others. This gives them the appearance of emotional coolness or noninvolvement. Before turning a situation into a physical experience, and before considering the stability or practicality of the thing, or even how they may really feel about it, they tend to do and say what seems appropriate, as if it were not really happening to them. In spite of what appears to be their analytical detachment, most of them are loving and loyal in relationships. As lunar Air sign personalities, those with Moon in Libra don’t want to be emotionally compromised, preferring to let go of a relationship if their partner is not equally willing or enthusiastic. As a rule, they are disinclined to live alone. If they are not married or romantically involved, they will be content with an amiable comp

Chapter Four - The Surprise
A month and a half passed before David came back from his overseas tour. “Terri, David is on the phone.” She hears her mom call out. She rushes to get the phone from her mom. “Hello?” “Hay babe. I wanted you to know that I made it back safely. Did you miss me?” “Of course.” She answered, excited to hear his voice. “I got back yesterday. I would have called you then, but I was too jetlagged.” He apologized. “I totally understand. I wasn’t expecting for you to call as soon as you got home anyways.” “Thanks for understanding.” He said. “I was wondering, I have to stay here in Chicago to work at the studio during our time off from touring, and I was wondering if you wanted to come up and join me?” “Well you know I wouldn’t be able to pass up an offer like that, but I’ll have to find someone to stay with my mom while I’m gone.” “Ok, well, let me know when and I’ll make sure that you have a ticket waiting for you.” He said. “Well, let me call my brother and s

Sexual Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 156 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Hobgobbling
She held the covers over her head as she curled up into fetal position. The thunder was crackling so loud, her windows shook. Don’t be retarded. She thought to herself knowing just how ridiculous she was behaving at the age of 16. It was unlike Jessica to be afraid of a storm. Another flash, one seemed to last more than a mere second, more like 10 seconds. It pulsed like a strobe light. Jessica could see its flicker from under her bed spread. “One-Mississippi, Two-Mississippi, and Three…” The thunder sounded like a freight train crashing through a building. This is crazy. Why am I so afraid? Jessica recalled the dream she had last night. It was a silly dream most likely summoned by the stupid troll movie her friend made her watch. She had a dream that a troll-like creature lived under her house. She found her white cat Snowball, torn into fluffy blood matted shreds near her porch. Under the porch, she heard a hissing type sound and smelled a foul odor of decay. She k

The First Fire
The First Fire -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In the beginning of the world, there was no fire. The animal people were often cold. Only the Thunders, who lived in the world beyond the sky arch, had fire. At last they sent Lightning down to an island. Lightning put fire into the bottom of a hollow sycamore tree. The animal people knew that the fire was there, because they could see smoke rising from the top of the tree. But they could not get to it on account of the water. So they held a council to decide what to do. Everyone that could fly or could swim was eager to go after the fire. Raven said, "Let me go. I am large and strong." At that time Raven was white. He flew high and far across the water and reached the top of the sycamore tree. While he sat there wondering what to do, the heat scorched all his feathers black. The frightened Raven flew home without the fire, and his feathers have been black ever since. T

45 Things Women Love
45 Things Women love..... 1-touch her waist. 2-talk to her. 3-share secrets. 4-give her your jacket. 5-kiss her slowly. 6-hug her. 7-hold her. 8-laugh with her. 9-invite her somewhere. 10-let her be with you when you're with your friends. 11-smile with her. 12-take pics with her. 13-pull her onto your lap. 14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back. 15-when her friends say i love her more than you, fight back , it makes her feel loved. 16-always hug her and say i love you when you see her 17-kiss her unexpectedly ! 18-***HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST!!!*** 19-tell her shes beautiful not sexy! 20- tell her the way you feel about her! 21-kiss her on the lips 22-DONT ask her to buy you stuff. 23-TELL HER WHAT FEELS GOOD. 24-make her feel loved. 25-make her feel good. 26-DON'T LIE TO HER. 27-DON'T CHEAT ON HER. 28-take her anywhere she wants 29-txt msg or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day, and how much you miss her. 30

Lessons In Logic
If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity. I was born intelligent - education ruined me. Practice makes perfect. But nobody's perfect, so why practice? If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak. How come "abbreviated" is such a long word? Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. One should love animals. They are so tasty. Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. There

Zen Wisdom
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone. 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire. 3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to borrow your neighbors' newspaper, that's the time to do it. 4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. 5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else. 6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. 7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. 9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. 1

Accident
what do u know someone hit my hubbys truck from behind while i'm in the process of making a left hand turn. to make a long story short, i ended up goin to the hospital last nite only to find out that i badly bruised my left shoulder blade in the accident and now my left arm is in a sling for the next week. THIS SUCKS!!

Ever Fallin In Love With Someone - The Buzzcocks
You spurn my natural emotions You make me feel like dirt And i'm hurt And if i start a commotion I run the risk of losing you And that's worse Ever fallen in love with someone Ever fallen in love In love with someone Ever fallen in love In love with someone You shouldn't've fallen in love with I can't see much of a future Unless we find out what's to blame What a shame And we won't be together much longer Unless we realize that we are the same Ever fallen in love with someone Ever fallen in love In love with someone Ever fallen in love In love with someone You shouldn't've fallen in love with You disturb my natural emotions You make me feel like dirt And i'm hurt And if i start a commotion I'll only end up losing you And that's worse Ever fallen in love with someone Ever fallen in love In love with someone Ever fallen in love In love with someone You shouldn't've fallen in love with Ever fallen in love with someone Ever fallen in love In

Morrissey - I Don't Mind If You Forget Me
I don't mind I don't mind if you forget me Having learned my lesson I never left an impression on anyone So now you send me your hardened 'regards' When once you'd send me 'love' Sincerely i must tell you Your mild 'best wishes' They make me suspicious I don't mind I don't mind if you forget me Having learned my lesson I never left an impression on anyone The pressure to change, to move on Was strange And very strong So this is why i tell you I really do understand Bye bye I don't mind if you forget me No no no no no no no You can only be strong for so long It may not eat you but it will beat you So this is why i tell you I really don't understand This time Rejection is one thing But rejection from a fool Is cruel Rejection is one thing But rejection from a fool Is cruel And i don't mind if you forget me I don't mind if you forget me

Nick Lachey - I Can't Hate You Anymore
An empty room can be so deafen, The silence makes you wanna scream, It drives you crazy. I chased away the shadows of your name, And burn the picture in a frame, But it couldn't save me. And how could we quit something we never even tried, Well you still can't tell me why. We built it up, To watch it fall. Like we meant nothing at all. I gave and gave the best of me, But you couldn't give you what you need. You walked away, You stole my life, Just to find what your looking for. But no matter how I try, I can't hate you anymore. ...I can't hate you anymore. Your not the person who you used to be, The one I want who wanted me, And that's a shame but, There's only so many tears that you can cry. Before it changes the life right from your eyes, And I can't go on that way. And so I'm letting of everything we were, It doesn't mean it doesn't hurt. We built it up, To watch it fall. Like we meant nothing at all. I gave and gave the best of me, But you cou

Savage Garden - Truly Madly Deeply
I'll be your dream, I'll be your wish I'll be your fantasy. I'll be your hope, I'll be your love be everything that you need. I love you more with every breath truly madly deeply do.. I will be strong I will be faithful 'cause I'm counting on A new beginning. A reason for living. A deeper meaning. I want to stand with you on a mountain. I want to bathe with you in the sea. I want to lay like this forever. til the sky falls down on me... And when the stars are shining brightly in the velvet sky, I'll make a wish send it to heaven then make you want to cry.. The tears of joy for all the pleasure in the certainty. That we're surrounded by the comfort and protection of.. The highest powers. In lonely hours. The tears devour you.. I want to stand with you on a mountain, I want to bathe with you in the sea. I want to lay like this forever, Until the sky falls down on me... Oh can't you see it baby? You don't have to close your eyes 'cause it's standing right here bef

I'm Sorry - 1st Lady
They say it takes time to get over serious relationships But i been waiting patiently Im still stuck on you I still picture your face smiling at me I made a big mistake but now i got it babe The consequences of my actions But until your back here in my arms I'll never have the satisfaction I know you know that im sorry I never meant to hurt you Is there anything that i can do To make it up to you I'd do anything baby Coz im sorry I never meant to make you cry I dont want to say goodbye Im sorry Im sorry that i lied Everyday that passes I miss you more and more I still remember the first time i said i love you I knew that this was heaven sent I was destined to be with you Now i messed it up I pray to god above That you will forgive me Just take me in your arms And hold me all night long And tell me you will never leave me You'll never leave me baby I know you know that im sorry I never meant to hurt you Is there anything that i can do To make it up

Call To The Four Sacred Winds
Call To The Four Sacred Winds By Spirit Wind (Pat Poland) I call to the East, where the Father ascends to all Mother Earth where life begins. I fly through the cedars, pines, willows, and birch as animals below me wander and search. I call to the South, to the land down below. Turtle stands silent, as man strings his bow to hunt food and fur for his kin before snow. A life will end so others will grow. I call to the North, that yansa once knew. I follow their path til it disappears from view. Once vast in number, there stand but a few. I hear only ghost thunder of millions of hooves. I call to the West, to the ends of the lands, to the Tsalagi, Kiowa, Comanche ... all bands. Unite for the strength. Teach the young and demand that you are Native Americans. Learn your tongue and stand. My name is Freedom... I fly through this land. I call to the Four Sacred Winds of Turtle Island.

What If?
What would you do if every time you wanted someone they would never be there? What would you do if for every moment you were truly happy there would be 10 moments of sadness? What would you do if your best friend died tomorrow and you never got to tell them how you felt? So, I just wanted to say, even if I never talk to you again in my life, I look up to you, respect you, and truly cherish you. You are special to me and you have made a difference in my life. Send this to all your friends, no matter how often you talk, or how close you are, and send it to the person who sent it to you. Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them, and tell new friends you never will. Remember, everyone needs a friend. Don't ever leave the one u love for the one u like, because the one u like will leave u for the one they love. If u get this it means the person who sent it truly cares about u, whether they're a friend, boyfriend, girlfriend, whatever it maybe. It maybe the last time

Woman's Poem/man's Poem
WOMAN'S POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man, who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ MAN'S POEM I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

10 Simple Rules 4 Dating My Daughter
10 Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them. Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date withmy daughter, I will take my electric n

Will You Still Love Me?
WILL YOU STILL LOVE ME Once upon a time, you were so good to me, and you were proud, you wanted everyone to see, and I did shine like a penny that is new, or a brand new dime, I think I meant the world to you.... Will you still love me when my carburator's busted? When my radiator springs a leak or two? Will you let the other fella repossess me, just because what's under my hood isn't new? Will you still want me when my oil pan starts drippin? Or if ah'll need a lot of anti-freeze? Will you dump me if I get a little rusty? Oh tell me baby will you still love me? It's been a while since you took me for a spin, or touched me like, you did way back when, it makes me think, that somewhere down the road, you're not gonna want me much after ah get old... Will you still love me when my carburator's busted? when my radiator springs a leak or two? will you let the other fella repossess me, just because what's under my hood isn't new? Will you still want me when

Something To Ponder
I've never made a fortune, and it's probably too late now. But I don't worry about that much, I'm happy anyhow And as I go along life's way, I'm reaping better than I sowed. I'm drinking from my saucer, 'Cause my cup has overflowed. Haven't got a lot of riches, and sometimes the going's tough But I've got loving ones all around me, and that makes me rich enough. I thank God for his blessings, and the mercies He's bestowed. I'm drinking from my saucer, 'Cause my cup has overflowed. I remember times when things went wrong, My faith wore somewhat thin. But all at once the dark clouds broke, and the sun peeped through again. So Lord, help me not to gripe, about the tough rows I have hoed. I'm drinking from my saucer, 'Cause my cup has overflowed. If God gives me strength and courage, When the way grows steep and rough. I'll not ask for other blessings, I'm already blessed enough. And may I never be too busy, to help others bear their loads. Then I'll

16 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom-don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they "want fries with that?" 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN". 5. Put decaf in the coffeemaker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For Sexual Favors." 7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy." 8. dont use any punctuation 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 10. Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go." 11. Sing along at the opera. 12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. 13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day. 14. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream, "I won! I won!" 15. Whe

When A Girl Is...
When a GIRL is quiet, Millions of things are running in her mind. When a GIRL is not arguing, She is thinking deeply. When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions, She is wondering how long you will be around. When a GIRL answers "i'm fine" after a few seconds, She is not at all fine. When a GIRL stares at you, She is wondering why you are lying. When a GIRL says I love you, She means it. When a GIRL says "i miss you", No one in this world can miss you more than her.

The Lover
on takeing a trip to a foreign place i looked upon a new lover's dear face much like romeo and his juliet i had want for him as soon as we met but, alas for us it can never be but our love, so strong between he and me cause, thought we care for each other so much we never shared each other's kiss or touch so now, as i sit with a pen in hand, and dreaming so of that far away land, hoping it is me he never forgets and hoping i wont continue to fret because if it, our love, is meant to be it's not over for my lover and me until then, our memories we will clutch til we again feel love, yearning, and such our hearts will remember how much we cared as well as how many true feelings we shared

About Me
alright this is my 4th account dam ***stalkers and down raters if your a down rater then stay the ** off my page alright now that i got that out of the way let see name: cal age:24 will be 25 in October blah what so good about anyway rate me i will rate back it's simple as that anything else just ask i pretty much cover everything (:

I Cant
2 words i shouldnt be saying but when it comes to this shit its safe to say: I CANT go back to who i was I CANT push those i care about out of my life.. I CANT stop being who i am now I CANT do something i promised I CANT trust those who lied to me I CANT keep my comments to myself I CANT forget the past I CANT predict my future I CANT FAIL I CANT be a lamp to those i dont want to be I CANT I CANT I CANT do it!!!!!!!

Loving Honest, Real Friends!
HELLO, NICE TO MEET YOU, MY DAUGHTERS TOLD ME ABOUT THIS SIGHT, I HOPE TO MAKE LOTS NEW FRIENDS, IM FROM ORLANDO FLA, IM 52 YOUNG AT HEART LOL I LOVE ART PAINTING, SINGING, AND PIC TAKING AS HOBBIES, I LOVE REAL PEOPLE NOT FAKE ONES PEOPLE THAT ARE HAPPY, SMILES LAUGHTER IS GREAT MEDS, I LOVE BEING SHOWN RESPECT, AND LOVE SHOWING RESPECT, ONLY PEOPLE MY AGE IM LOOKING FOR AS FRIENDSHIP,A friend is been with you through it all a friend picks you up when you would fall a friend makes you smile when your up set this person will be the one you won't forget someone you can trust with your life and such someone you appreciate so very much a friend is someone with you through thick and thin even if it means loosing another frienda friend is someone who is always there no matter what they will always care a friend is someone who knows you so great they know who you like, love, and hate a friend will back you up no matter what goes down making sure you don't leave with a frown a friend is someo

Butterfly Maiden
Butterfly Maiden - American Indian Goddess © Sharon George 2006 Return Butterfly Maiden is an American Indian Goddess about whom many stories are told. According to a Papago legend, the Creator made butterflies to gladden his heart when he perceived the impermanence of life. He took a spot of sunlight, some blue from the sky, the whiteness of cornmeal, the blackness of a beautiful girl's hair, the green of pine needles, and the red, purple, and orange of flowers. He put them in a bag which he gave to the children. When the children opened the bag, thousands of multi-colored butterflies danced about them, lighting upon their skin. The Medicine of Butterfly is the power to know one's mind and to transform one's life through wisdom. It is a never ending cycle of planting, growing, harvesting rewards, and planting again the seeds of spiritual seeking. Butterfly Maiden sees herself in the world. She is aware of herself as a microcosm within the macrocosm. She seeks her truth adorn

Dragonfly Medicine
Dragonfly Medicine © Sharon George 2006 Winner: 3rd Place - 2005 San Diego County Fair - Electronic Arts Show Return Dragonfly is a magical totem, signifying our ability to transform ourselves as we travel our path of self knowing toward enlightenment. Its iridescence and shifting colors lift us into dreamtime, where we understand that "reality" is the illusion. Our visions are channeled through our unconscious mind, ever connected to The Great Mystery that is Life. Dragonfly reminds us to celebrate Spirit in all living beings. This Nature Goddess is surrounded by lotus flowers, eternal symbol of the simultaneity of cause and effect, calla lilies, the most feminine of flowers, and has vines and flowers growing in her hair. The golden flowers signify the divinity of her true self, as she emerges from the waters of her unconscious mind. It is said that Dragonfly was once Dragon, covered with beautiful, shimmering scales and wielding great inner strength. It could change form

A Path To Live And A Path To Die
Both songs are written for Amber. A Path To Live And A Path To Die She's cold, And frozen with fear, A gentle tear, Keep her warm right here, As I hold my baby near. We move, Through blackend skies, The sound of sacrifice, And eternal cries, A path to live and a path to die. We make, Only gentle sounds, As the moon shines down, In it's light we drown, On this burial ground. The light, Shines from her face, In this graveyard place, Our fall from grace, And we're gone with no trace. All lyrics written by Scotty J. C.

Survey - 57 Girl Confessions
57 Girl Confessions 1. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead? Yes, it's sweet. 2. A big poofy dress or a short party dress? Neither, I hate dresses or skirts. Ewww! 3. What would you do if you received a long love letter? Awww, I'd love it! I'd melt! 4. Group dates or single dates? Single dates. 5. Do you hate it when guys act different around their friends? Totally. It's fkd up! It shows that they aren't who they say the are. 6. Are diamonds a girl's best friend? Um. Whoever invented that line is retarded. That's material. I don't do material. 7. Is your hair up or down today? Well, my hair can be neither since it's just a very short cut. It's just not styled. 8. Do you straighten your hair? Nope. It's naturally poker-straight. 9. Favorite mascara? Anything not clumpy (not maybelene), or waterproof. 10. Do you get your nails done? I bite them/trim them regularly. 11. Small or large purses? Medium. But I prefer not to use purses. I

Giving Up Doesn't Mean You're Weak
God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach us lessons we could not learn in any other way. The way we learn those lessons is not to deny the feelings but to find the meanings underlying them. Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak; sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go. Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together. Every adversity, every failure, and every heartache carries with it the seed of an equivalent or a greater benefit. The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past; you can't go forward in life until you let go of your past failures and heartaches. There are things that we never want to let go of, people we never want to leave behind. But keep in mind that letting go isnt the end of the world, its the beginning of a new life. Above all, be true to yourself, and if you cannot put your heart in it, take yourself out of it. Let

Pretty Deep... Just Think About It
A holy man was having a conversation with the Lord one day and said, "Lord, I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like." The Lord led the holy man to two doors. He opened one of the doors and the holy man looked in. In the middle of the room was a large round table. In the middle of the table was a large pot of stew which smelled delicious and made the holy man's mouth water. The people sitting around the table were thin and sickly. They appeared to be famished. They were holding spoons with very long handles that were strapped to their arms and each found it possible to reach into the pot of stew and take a spoonful, but because the handle was longer than their arms, they could not get the spoons back into their mouths. The holy man shuddered at the sight of their misery and suffering. The Lord said, "You have seen Hell." They went to the next room and opened the door. It was exactly the same as the firs t one. There was the large round table with the large pot of stew w

Memories Of You
MEMORIES OF YOU All alone on this cold and dark night with no love at all in sight, it's thoughts and memories of you that I fight. I never thought that things would get this far, I guess you were my falling star. Why in the world did I fall for you, look at all the hell you have put me through! Now that things are over and through what is there left for me to do? I loved you true, and for a brief moment I thought that you loved me too. How could I be such a fool? But how could I have known that you would be so cruel? M.G.C.H.S. (~CARELESS WHISPERS~)

My Feelings Untold
Right now i just want to be held because these feelings I have they are raging within No, i won't ask you to do this because I know you'll only scold me because it's asking way too much. I'm trembling inside like a child so scared I just want the storm to stop for it just to come to a complete hault, even if it's just for a very short while I want to feel so safe in ways I haven't before. To be comforted is a pleasure that I long for but I know it's one that I shall not have from you, anyway. . The feelings that I am holding inside are feelings that have been left untold there are so many questions that I want to ask you, answers with honesty is exactly what I need, but I'm so damn afraid that you will only tell me, "NO" and the answers to the questions I will never know. You have no idea how i long to tell you how I really feel but then I ask myself, "What's the point?" "It's plain to see, my feelings don't matter." I think of you e

Simple Friend Vs. Real Friend
A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself (and doesn't feel even the least bit weird shutting your 'beer/Pepsi drawer' with his/her foot!) A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears. A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book. A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean. A simple friend hates it when you call after they've gone to bed. A real friend asks you why you took so long to call. A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems. A real friend seeks to help you with your problems. A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it. A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument. A real friend calls you

Love Is Love
A few puffs of light gray smoke escape the butt end of a late night cig. The brightly lit end reflects in the eyes of it's smoker. Eyes that appear calm and gentle but dart around with sharpness and awareness. The smoker sighs in boredom and impatience and puts out the end of his last cig casting the corner where he sits back into the shadows. He brushes a few stray ashes off his dark heavy clothes. A door across the room slams shut and footsteps come toward him. He smiles and stands up laughing softly and shaking his black haired head. Soft gasping and panting reach him as if the person before him ran. A few seconds later he's face to face with the elven princess who happens to be his lover. The beautiful black haired girl smiles and hurries into his outstretched waiting arms. Love is love no matter the races. Love is love no matter the people. Love is love. This is fantasy love and a love that is taboo and forbidden but it's still love.

My Love
Sitting here all by myself with no company i find i could'nt miss you more i miss every little thing about you from your breath to your touch to your voice every little thing about you my heart wants to have my heart needs to have i miss you Candace

Really Difficult
So i just did one of the hardest things i think i have ever had to do. I went back to the cancer center. Its been almost three months since my mom died and i had to get the nerve up to go see Kay. My mom absolutely loved Kay. She was my mothers chemotherapy nurse. One of the sweetest ladies in the world. She really changed me and my mothers life. When i was on my way there i didnt think that she would remember me. But she did..and more. I walked in and told the receptionist that my mom used to come here for chemo and asked if kay was working. she said yeah and asked for my moms name then let me sit and wait while she went and got her. In about five minutes the receptionist comes out and waves for me to stand up. Then i see kay running at me and she gave me a huge hug. as soon as i saw her i burst into tears. It was hard just being in the waiting room again let alone seeing her. She told me she had been praying for me to go up there and see her again. I told her i had been meaning to

I Thinken About Deleting This Profile
I know just seems so boring a round here am happly in love spend most my time loving her. Being with her really don't care about this place any more. When love takes over your heart you really don't care about chat rooms you only care about the person your in love with. haven't decide what am going do yet..Wanted give everyone heads up.

Poem Bye Me Friend Dark Riehana
Lost and Lonely Lost and Lonely... noone to find me Lost and Lonely... noone to save me Lost and Lonely... noone to love me Lost and Lonely... darkness filling my heart Lost and Lonely... can anyone help me Lost and Lonely... oh God where am I Lost and Lonely... no light in sight Lost and Lonely... blacknessfills my eyes Lost and Lonely... death is here at last

The End Of The Confusion
Well it has officially been since the 15th of September since I have spoke to Mike on the phone and it has been since then since I have really had any kind of conversation with him on yahoo also. Hell looking back at the archives of our conversations for this month it seems I've been the only one really talking during the conversations anyway! I left him an IM earlier today telling him that we need to talk and still nothing from him. Hell earlier this week I sent him and IM asking him what day and time would be best for me to schedule the kids' party so that he could be here and guess what...NO ANSWER! So I said fuck it and scheduled their party my damn self. I am sick and tired of trying to schedule my life around a man. I just checked to see if he had been on MySpace today and guess what...YEP sure has...did he message me? Um...NO! But you know what it's all ok! I don't need a man who does not seem to think I am an important part of his life and does not want to take the ti

Things I've Learned From Noah's Ark
Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah's Ark: One: Don't miss the boat. Two: Remember that we are all in the same boat. Three: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark. Four: Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big. Five: Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done. Six: Build your future on high ground. Seven: For safety's sake, travel in pairs. Eight: Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs. Nine: When you're stressed, float a while. Ten: Remember, the **Ark** was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals. Eleven: No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting.

True American Humor
It is time to change from REDNECK humor to TRUE AMERICAN Humor! Only it isn't seen as HUMOR, but the correct way to LIVE YOUR LIFE! You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God." You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival." You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You bow your head when someone prays. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never burned an American flag. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You respect your e

50 Life Lessons To Share With You
1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good. 2. When in doubt, just take the next small step. 3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. 4. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does. 5. Pay off your credit cards every month. 6. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree. 7. Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone. 8. It's OK to get angry with God. He can take it. 9. Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck. 10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile. 11. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present. 12. It's OK to let your children see you cry. 13. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about. 14. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. 15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye. But don't worry; God never blinks. 16. Life is too short for long pity parties. Get busy living, or get busy dying. 17.

The Dash
The Dash by Linda Ellis I read of a reverend who stood to speak at the funeral of a friend. He referred to the dates on her tombstone from the beginning... to the end. He noted that first came the date of her birth and spoke of the following datewith tears. But he said what mattered most of all was the dash between those years. For that dash represents all the time that she spent alive on earth. And now only those who loved her know what that little line is worth. For it matters not how much we own; the cars...the house... the cash. What matters is how we live and love and how we spend our dash. So think about this long and hard. Are there things you'd like to change? For you never know how much time is left. You could be at dash mid-range. If we could just slow down enough to consider what's true and real and always try to understand the way other people feel. And be less quick to anger and show appreciation more and love the people in our liv

Happy
To love is to be happy And to be happy is to love And to grasp both is pure ecstacy Only some will get both People who desire it the most Won't get it as easily And their hearts shall be ripped to pieces But people who don't desire it Will get it thrown at them And they wil be the ones ripping hearts So just hope you have one than none Cause with neither we're not whole

The Way You Are
you say im insane and im starting to believe your right no one and i mean no one would let them selfs be put through as much crap as you put me through i dont even know why i try when i already know im setting my self up for the let down you say your not like other guys and as hard as i try to believe that tacky line you prove me wrong again again again and again and for about two seconds i foreget about how many times you lost my trust how many times you left me hanging how many times you filled my head up with lies how many times i would sit and cry about you you say you think about me and what we use to be and how you wish you still had a chance with me but as soon as you get your shot you toss me to the side well im done im not coming back like before

Every Now And Then
hey babe.. how have you been yea i know its been a long long time i dont think about you like i use to but every once in a while when im having a bad day or just to pass the time the thought of you crosses my mind and i cant help but ask my self if we ever could have made things work and over come that shallow mean less grave we were heading in i think about how you use to make me laugh how you were so worth waiting to talk to i think about how you would listen to all my problems but then as i start to smile recalling all the good times a tear starts to run down my cheek as i think about how you promised to always be there and how you would never do me any wrong but why did you change you stopped talking to me you even met someone new! it hurts so bad to talk to you but at the same time it kills me when we dont talk

Aunt Linda's House
Aunt Linda's House by brian@erols.com Well, knowing that my family has had a rocky past with ghosts in different places they've lived, it was no wonder that as soon as I discovered this page my family would start bringing up some stories. I found one that really intrigued me, for the simple fact that it was my favorite place to stay during the summer, my Aunt Linda's house. Her house was, at one time, a two family house, but when she bought the place, they opened the house up. In the upstairs, there was a hallway connecting the two halves of the house and a small room at the center. This room, for a long time, was my uncle's bedroom, (her younger brother). While cleaning up the house, they had found an old rocking chair in the attic. He had taken it and put it in a corner of his room, using it as a reading chair during the night. One night, after basketball practice, he lay down on his bed, across the room from the rocking

Building A House Of Fire
Building A House of Fire by jslacour@sprynet.com When I was about 7 or 8, my family moved to North Carolina, an area famous for ghosts. We moved into a modest 2-story house that appeared normal from all aspects. Everything was great for the first couple of months, until I started to realize that something about this place frightened me. At the head of the stairs, my father's bedroom door was to the right and mine to the left. Even in the hottest weather, my father's bedroom was deathly cold. The first few events ocurred in my bedroom. My grandfather worked at Duke University and would bring home tennis balls hit out of the court for our dog to play with. Our dog would, most annoyingly, play with these balls in my room late at night. As a means of stopping this, I would lock the balls (3 of them) in my closet, which opened outward. The next morning, I would awake to find my dog playing with her 3 tennis balls with the closet STIL

Ohio(cont)
Beaver Creek - Carpenter Road - In the mid 70's a man hung himself from one of the trees near the bend. On foggy nights you can see a shadow walking and hear moaning. Bellefontaine - Camp Wilson - This is a camp over 100 years old, there are numerous ghosts that are said to roam the camp at night, the most haunted area is known as the Y tree. there are hundreds of sightings every year, the most occurring ghosts are "Abe" a ghost said to be seen on trails roaming the grounds with a stove pipe hat and "Timmy" a ghost that is heard giggling and running around by the rail road tracks. Berea - Baldwin-Wallace - Kohler Hall - A current dormitory for Baldwin-Wallace College, this building was built in the mid 1800s, and used as a hospital during the civil war. It has been (among other things), a part of the Underground Railroad, a psychiatric institution, an orphanage, and a morgue. The basement is where the most people have died, as it was where the most critical soldiers were taken,

And One More Thing....
To all my wonderful "friends" on here.... I joined this site to help out a friend... and unfortunately for me the picture that I posted is one of the few that I have. I took it after I had my son and for those of you who know anything about having babies, a girls boobs get HUGE after having a kid...sooo please dont ask me for dirty pics or x-rated talk. Just buy me a drink and I'll do the same for you. Yes...I am MARRIED *gasp* and as far as I know there are married people on here right? LOL...so take a cold shower, drink a beer, and lets have some nice chats about nothing......

Hott O' Meter
Post this and watch the answers you get sent back to you in your messages!!! If you don't repost your a scaredy-cat and you will have relationship problems for 5 years. So post it now. -2= Nasty -1= Ugly 0= Not Ugly 1= Almost Okay 2= Okay 3= Average 4= Cute 5= Really Cute 6= Beautiful/Handsome 7= Gorgeous 8= Sexy 9= Incredibly Sexy 10= Breath Taking 11= Me you bed noww

Daily Horoscope: Libra For September 23,2007
Today is perfect for getting to know new people, especially those from other cultures or who just think differently than those you're used to dealing with. Your welcoming smile will put them at ease.

Poems
[Note: The following poems, some of which have been previously published in the print media, are copyright by Jamie York and may not be reprinted except for "fair use." Thank you and enjoy. For Hope A man shot himself at the Shell station yesterday, trading his blood for oil, for a helicopter ride to the hospital, for hope. "Were there any warning signs?" a reporter asked, and I remembered a Vietnam veteran sleeping on a steam grate in front of the FBI building, too tired to pull the trigger. Some do and some don't, yet gas prices and hopelessness are rising daily. "The warning signs are everywhere," a witness answered. "Why don't you report on the world as it REALLY is?" And all I could hope for was that someone would miss him. ICON you lay buried for two thousand years until a farmer found you in a furrow and claimed you for his own now you cry, still bleeding, for the Sins of Columbus and Reagan and the wandering spirit of your creator and you

What Song Should You Strip To?
Your Stripper Song Is I'm Too Sexy by Right Said Fred "And I'm too sexy for your party Too sexy for your party No way I'm disco dancing" Yes, you're super sexy. But you never yourself too seriously! What Song Should You Strip To?

When Will You Meet Your Next Boyfriend?
You'll Find a Boyfriend Within a Year Either you're not ready for a relationship... Or you're not quite ready to leave the house You can't meet a guy from your couch So at least consider meeting one from your computer! When Will You Meet Your Next Boyfriend?

What Do Your Dreams Mean?
What Your Dreams Mean... Your dreams seem to show that you're very preoccupied with your fears and problems. These bad dreams indicate that you need to spend more time on your issues during the day. Overall, you are very content in your life. Your dreams tend to reflect your insecurities. You have a very vivid imagination and a rich creative mind. You secretly want to hide your dreams from your waking mind. What Do Your Dreams Mean?

What Element Is Your Love?
Your Love Element Is Metal In love, you inspire and respect your partner. For you, love is all about fusing together for one incredible life experience. You attract others with wit and a bit of flash. Your flirting style is defined by making others want and value you. Greatness and optimism are the cornerstones of your love life. You may let go too easily, but you never get weighed down by your past. You connect best with: Earth Avoid: Fire You and another Metal element: will control and smother each other What Element Is Your Love?

The It's Its There Their They're Quiz
You Scored an A You got 9/10 questions correct. It's pretty obvious that you don't make basic grammatical errors. If anything, you're annoyed when people make simple mistakes on their blogs. As far as people with bad grammar go, you know they're only human. And it's humanity and its current condition that truly disturb you sometimes. The It's Its There Their They're Quiz

What Finger Are You?
You Are a Ring Finger You are romantic, expressive, and hopeful. You see the best in everything. You are very artistic, and you see the world as your canvas. You are also drawn to the written word. Inventive and unique, you are often away in your own inner world. You get along well with: The Pinky Stay away from: The Index Finger What Finger Are You?

What Kind Of Seducer Are You?
Your Seduction Style: Au Natural You rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it. That's because you're a natural at seduction. You don't realize your power! The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism. You're the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world. Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in. You find joy in everything - so is it any surprise that people find joy in you? You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways. Your childlike (but not childish) behavior also inspires others to care for you. As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you. What Kind of Seducer Are You?

What Does Your Candy Heart Say?
Your Candy Heart Says "First Kiss" You're a true romantic who brings an innocent hope to each new relationship. You see the good in every person you date, and you relish each step of falling in love. Your ideal Valentine's Day date: a romantic dinner your sweetie cooks for you Your flirting style: friendly and sweet What turns you off: cynics who don't believe in romance Why you're hot: you always keep the romance alive What Does Your Candy Heart Say?

Life
So I just wanted to get on here and let everyone know that yes I am ok and that things are slowly getting better for me (I guess)...I really dont know what else to say about my life other then that...Well I will update you guys a little later on what is going on with me....

I Dare You
dare you to repost this, and see how many MESSAGES people give you... [] I want your number [] Pretty/Cute [] Hottie [] Sexy [] Gorgeous [] Amazingly Beautiful [] I'd take you home in a second [] I'd make out with you right now [] I'd Hit it [] I love you [] Wanna hook up? [] I'd Fuck you [] All of the above Would you kiss me? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe [] already did Would you do me? [] In an instant! [] Yes [] No [] Maybe []you look to sweet to screw [] already did Am I attractive? [] Heck no [] hot as Hell [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay I think ur pretty [] Sexy [] Ugly! Do you think im a virgin? [] Yes [] No [] Don't know [] hell no Name one thing you would like to do to me... ________________________ I look like.. [] A player [] One time thing [] Next bf/gf [] Other, not sure yet!! Have to kiss you first.. If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [] Yes [] No [] maybe Would you rather.. [] Hook u

Baby Ruth (shooter)
For the baseball fans and candy bar loves out there. 1/2 oz. Frangelico 1/2 oz. vodka 2 or 3 peanuts 1. Layer Fangelico and vodka in a shot glass 2. Add peanuts *Enjoy... please don't choke on the nuts. Die from choking on nuts.. HA! That can be takin in too many ways.... lol*

Buffalo Sweat (shooter)
1 1/2 oz. bourbon dash of Tabasco sauce 1. Pur bourbon into a shot glass 2. Add a dash of Tabasco sauce lol... I am going to laugh my ass off is some burns the shit out of there mouth by putting too much tabaso sauce in.. Have fun and enjoy. :-D

One For The Ladies
One for the ladies....... One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweat-shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?' 'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?' He yelled back, ' University of Oklahoma .' And they say blondes are dumb...

Too Hot!!
'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?' 'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.

Www.metalfromfinland.com
All people into metal must visit this site. A near and dear friend runs it and introduces a lot of metal bands from Finland to the world. Check it out. www.metalfromfinland.com Two of my personal cousins bands are in there My cousin Janne's band Morian And my cousin Sami's band Embraze

Hot Out
The weather was very hot and the man wanted desperately to take a dive in a nearby lake. He didn't bring his swimming outfit, but who cared? He was all alone. So he undressed and got in the water. After some delightful minutes of cool swimming, a pair of old ladies walked onto the shore in his direction. He panicked, got out of the water and grabbed a bucket lying in the sand nearby. He held the bucket in front of his private parts and sighed with relief. The ladies got nearby and looked at him. He felt awkward and wanted to move . Then one of the ladies said, "You know, I have a special gift, I can read minds. ""Impossible," said the embarrassed man, "You really know what I think?" "Yes", the lady replied, " Right now, I bet you think that the bucket you're holding has a bottom."

My Horoscope
Daily Horoscope: Aquarius For September 25,2007 Even if you've got small kids or others who depend on you, today is all about taking care of your own needs. That's not an excuse for neglect, but you can find a good balance with that big brain of yours.

All We Have Is Each Other
I kiss your lips, revealing every emption in me through this symbol of affection. I can see in your eyes thta in this moment you are happy. Your skin glows under the silvery light. Your fragrance pulls me into your very soul. We hold each other so tightly, as if never wanting to let go. How long have you wanted to feel like this, but have been disappointed in each instance? The moment seems so perfect. So Pure. So right and natural. Tonight it feels like weare alone in the world. Just us and the distant music guiding us towards one anothers hearts. The city's skyline shines just for us. If this is our last night on earth I will be happy in death. To know that I held you as the morning star burned away our flesh. I will sing softly and sweetly to you. Our hearts burning on our chests.

God Complex
i made you who you are. the fangs, the lust, the clothes, the car. who would you be had i not bitten you? i reanimated your dead body. put my poison in you. yes, i know, you hate me for all that i've done. but you love the feeding. adore the hunt. bask in the blood. i am your master. your maker. your pale fingers once laid dorment, until i became creator. your ruby lips tainted with my kiss. you are a Goddess, made in my image. accept your fate. i control you now. all i say shall come to pass. i am the moon unto which the wolves howl. Come my Queen, do not deny me. i am your King. your ruler. press your fangs inside me.

Crimson Queen
Never has the moon been so pale. Giving a dull reflection to your blackend nails. Your skin suprisingly soft and silk like. Is this what love feels like? When I'm away from you, you hold all of my thoughts. It seems as if all I do is to assure my possesion of your heart. We've lead a few lifetimes, all drenched in blood. Your eyes, my fangs, your hears, my hands, we move as one. But things are different now. I've changed. You miss the King of old. I'm not the same. You still long to destroy and maime. I just want to live and die in peace. Your blood red wardrobe still gets to me. But I can't go back to what I was. I can't embrace the old me. I'm dying inside, yet you continue to stab. I wish you could see what I see. I look in the mirror, but nothing reflects back. We've become monsters. You seem so content to be one. I can't watch you destroy yourself. Not this time , love. I offered you a chance to change. I extended my undying love.

Fallen South
Integral, dynamically talented bands have been a part of the Dallas/Fort Worth music scene since the beginning of time. The scene has had no shortage of bands coming through that have made both local and national history. Some of the undying heroes of Dallas music you most often think about are probably Pantera and Drowning Pool. This is not about them, no matter how great they maybe. Today I am introducing you to another band that qualifies as one of the undying heroes. A band with a unique sound. As well as an undying appreciation and love for their fans. Formed in early 2007, Fallen South brought together some of the remnants of two great local bands. Brady, Dave and Gary a.k.a. Gfunk from 3 /4 Ton. As well as, Brandon and Chris from Coincide. These guys came together with one thing in mind. A selfless pact they wholeheartedly agree upon. One to supply the local area music with the best music possible. To help quench the unquenchable thirst all these music freaks have for go

Annual Nymphomaniacs Of America Convention
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?" She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston." He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs. Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?" "Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that

Tnbc
So for those few who dont know, tnbc stands for the Nightmare before christmas, which i still believe is one of the greatest movie creations ever. So today was an overly stressful yet relaxing day, in that I had lots of work but the manager did not get on my back so it was relaxing. But traffic was killer, and I can barely wait for the weekend. So what is better than coming home and enjoying your favorite movie on the tely, well here is where my problem came in, I lend my favorite movie to my stepdad, so Now I am sitting here on my bed, with my laptop on listening to the NBC soundtrack. It is an excellent piece, the trumpets, the drums, the oboes, just beautiful, reminds me of a good piece of jazz. So as long as I sit here pondering over my lame excuse of a weekend that will be coming up, since I am remodeling my parents house, I'll just sit here, relax, and enjoy some great music from an even greater movie. care to join me. just say the word

The Woman
The woman by Cathy D When I was young and didnt know much or if I got a little out of touch You were there to guide me . I was tought morals on how love should be How to beautify myself and to have respect That someone who tought me was you . Walk with your head up high always stand your ground These were the words you said I found truth in ever word spoken or found. Where did that woman go The woman that tought me those words I see that woman everyday Everytime I look in the mirror or when somebody looks my way. Sometimes you need guidance to help make it through So lean on the shoulder of a friend if you are ever feeling blue As a friend I will say I see you hurting everday I cant stand to see the pain from a love with nothing to gain This man you married said I do He promised to be faithful, honest and true. That man was just an image Of the love you were trying to seek This man had nothing to g

Through The Eyes
Someone wise once said that the eyes are the window to the soul... however I think that there is more to it than that. Even with the face that we may show to everyone else, the eyes will show how one is really feeling. How many times have you seen someone's smile, only to look into the eyes that reflect infinite sadness? On a physiological level the eyes will show interest even when one tries to hide it. When you are attracted to someone your eyes will dilate, even though you may mask that attractiveness. Experts have speculated this is why blue/lighter eyes tend to get rated as more attractive because they show the dilation more than dark eyes. If you really want to know what is going on with someone, spend some time looking into their eyes. The true emotions will be reflected to you and you can learn so much more about a person than just checking out the body. As a postscript, this blog is an attempt to put thoughts down that run through my head. Some good, some bad, but

Angry Man Saws House In Half
HILLSBORO, Ohio - A man angry that he wasn't going to be sold a house is accused of using a power saw to turn the abode into a convertible. Rodney Rogers apparently thought an acquaintance was going to build a house and sell it to him, and he was living in it while it was being completed, Highland County Sheriff Ronald Ward said Wednesday. ADVERTISEMENT click here After the acquaintance refused to complete the sale, Rogers used a power saw last week to make a lateral cut through the walls and siding at about chest level, authorities said. He cut all the way around the house, Ward said. Only one thing was keeping the top half of the house in place on the bottom half. "Gravity," Ward said. The owners had not estimated the dollar value of the damage, Ward said. Rogers, 66, of Greenfield, remained free pending a court appearance on Thursday. Hillsboro is about 50 miles east of Cincinnati.

Thought For The Day - 27 September 2007
The old USSR had one single time zone too. They had a hammer and sickle in the ground near the Kremlin and used it like a sundial. Arguments raged for years as to what to call the timezone. Moscow Time? Comrade Time? In the end they all agreed: Hammer Time.--Hara

New Year's Resolutions You Can Keep
Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year that you never keep? Why not promise to do something you can actually accomplish? Here are some resolutions that you can use as a starting point: 1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds. 2. Stop exercising. Waste of time. 3. Read less. Makes you think. 4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff. 5. Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow. 6. Not date any of the Baywatch cast. 7. Spend more time at work, surfing with the T1. 8. Take a vacation to someplace important: like, to see the largest ball of twine. 9. Not jump off a cliff just because everyone else did. 10. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more. 11. Not have eight children at once. 12. Get in a whole NEW rut! 13. Start being superstitious. 14. Personal goal: bring back disco. 15. Not wrestle with Jesse Ventura. 16. Not bet against the Minnesota Vikings. 17. Buy an '83 Eldorado and invest

Aggressive Driving
While there may be a few sever cases of testosterone ridden individuals who display unruly behavior behind the wheel; I submit that the greater amount of aggressive driving has it’s root cause in a growing number of people who daily display an inability to drive sensibly and in accordance with a few basic rules of the road. Consider the following: Please, when changing lanes or making turns, signal that turn prior to cutting off the vehicle behind you. If this requires you to stop talking on your cell phone, I’m sorry, it’s the law! When turning off a main thoroughfare onto a side street it is NOT necessary to slow to three miles-per-hour. Most vehicles can make these turns at fifteen to twenty miles-per-hour without tipping over. Also when making your turn, do so into the closest lane (in your direction of travel). Once you have completed your turn you may signal, then merge into the right or left-hand lane. When making a left turn from a parking lot or side street onto

You (stole This From You Hehe)
The more I see you The more I want you Somehow this feeling Just grows and grows. With every sigh I become more mad about you, More lost without you, And so it goes. Can you imagine How much I love you The more I see you As years go by? I know the only one for me can only be you. My arms won't free you, And my heart won't try.

I Will Love You
I'll love you when you're dumb, I'll love you when you're smart, I'll love you any way you are, Right from the start I'll love you if you're tall, I'll love you if you're short I'll love you if you're pretty, Or just an ugly dork I'll love you if you're toothless, I'll love you if you're blind, Anything that's wrong with you, To me you'll be just fine My heart is opening up now, Unlike it used to do, I see the pain that's in your heart, And sometimes I feel it too I'll love you tomorrow, I'll love you today, I'll love you forever, And forever always

Pillow Party
Pillows party on pies with pineapple and pickles pillows prance on pickle pineapple pies pillows pee on popping pickle pansies pillows poop on Polly pocket pony's pals pillows party on pies with pineapple and, pickles prance on pickles pineapples, pies pee on popping pickles,pansies poop on Polly pocket pony,pals party on pillow pickle pineapple Pansie pie!

Sir Ass And Lady Nag
Sir Ass and Lady Nag a shiny coat with a touch of grey pranced by on the eve of may eyes sparkled above an old snout upon once powerful legs ridden with gout I say there old girl, are ye lost or selling your wares at reduced cost I've not much, but willing to share there's my shack right over there why you old broken down muleheaded ass surely you come from a family lacking class have you no respect for a lady like me or has your brain fallen to your pee pee Oh forgive me dear, I'm just a lonely fool there are times my ass seems to rule not meaning to offend, but ye are a looker and this is the route for many a hooker well I assure you I'm not one of those just a spirited lady down to my toes wandering through the countryside these final days searching for a rich pasture to graze well then, I can show you some rich grass if you don't mind sharing with this ass right over yonder, down by the brook we can build a shanty, can you cook silly mule, I'm

Extra Special Delivery
(To all who has the power to change people’s lives) There once was a very special child born upon this earth, that was so perfect, yet incomplete within the inside at birth, when one looked at this child, every body part was where it belonged, yet the inner parts-which is the living parts-was not all that strong. This child needed extra care, lots of love and understanding, so special groups were formed to aide, with minimum cost demanding, because of these groups this child grew quite well, believing everything was just right, until there came these powerful people who could change everyone’s fate overnight. NOW, this child MIGHT not get financial and/or medical supplies needed to live, MIGHT have to leave the people and family with the extra care, love and understanding to give, MIGHT be taken to a place where everyone is only a paycheck and numbered bed. Where even though some unknown person helps you, there’s no will power to get ahe

Saturday......
Yea it's the weekend woot woot.... and I need to be doing laundry but here I lay sigh.... and im craving starbucks green tea but starbucks is 30 minutes away grrrrrr so that was interesting haha have a great saturday luveys xoxo

Betty And Chester
Betty and Chester knew each other from childhood but were in their seventies when they got married. They had to wait for Betty's mother to pass away first. Back in those days there was no hanky-panky before marriage so Chester and Betty were both still virgins. Needless to say Chester was pretty excited on their wedding night, having waited so patiently all these years However, Betty was very apprehensive. As she had developed a heart condition and would have to tell Chester that they could not "do it." Chester is now sitting on the bed wanting Betty to hurry. He detects a little reluctance on her part. Thinking that she is shy, he sends her off to the bathroom to get undressed. When she reappears in her satin nightie, he gets her to sit next to him on the bed. Not knowing how to get things started, he pulls the first strap on her nightie. She blushes just as red as the nightie. She is really concerned about telling Chester about her heart condition. I

Hi
If you're mad with someone , and nobody's there to fix the situation... You fix it . Maybe today, that person still wants to be your friend . And if u don't, tomorrow can be too late . If you're in love with somebody , but that person doesn't know... tell her/him. Maybe today, that person is also in love with you . And if you don't say it, tomorrow can be too late . If you really want to kiss somebody... kiss her/him. Maybe that person wants a kiss from you, too . And if you don't kiss her/him today, tomorrow can be too late . If you still love a person that you think has forgetten you... tell her/him. Maybe that person have always loved you. And if you don't tell her/him today , tomorrow can be too late. If you need a hug of a friend... ask her/him for it. Maybe they need it more than you do. And if you don't ask for it today, tomorrow can be too late. If you really have friends who you appreciate... tell them. Maybe they appreciate you as well. That if

No Subject
Due to recent developments,Starting later today I will be removing everyone thats on one list or another.I you want to stay on my list please let me know by posting a reply here.All my friends,fans and family,you know who you are.You all have others you would like to talk with and I don't want to bother anyone.

My Left Hand Still Hurts But Not In The Way Of...
Just being freshly cut open, I keep forgetting to not use my left hand and I go to stand up...owwie! The stitches in my hand pull this way and that way, the skin around the stitches turns red and itches alot. I hope by the 5th of October these bleeding itchy stitches get taken out. I know at times my left hand starts to get hot and I have to apply ice packets on it. In other Health News I had finally had it, while on Pain Killers I would try and stay up at night thinking that my mind would kick in and let me play all night. Well, on the early hours of Thursday morning I nodded of to sleep in front of my Computer I had my legs on this container that holds alot of VHS' Tapes. ...Well my Restless Legs problem decided to kick me to the floor off my chair about 3 feet away from where I do sit. The fall was quite painful or I should say the leg that was the one that followed the right leg, my left leg came down with all of me and my left leg has been giving problems as of late. Whe

Miss Murder Lyrics
Hey Miss Murder can I? Hey Miss Murder can I? Make beauty stay if I Take my life? Whoa oh oh With just a look They shook And heavens bowed before him Simply a look Can break Your heart. The stars that pierce the sky He left them all behind We're left to wonder why He left us all ... behind Hey Miss Murder can I? Hey Miss Murder can I? Make beauty stay if I Take my life? (Whoa oh oh) Dreams of his crash Won't pass Oh how they all adored him Beauty will last When spiraled Down. The stars that mystify He left them all behind And how his children cried He left us all ... behind Hey Miss Murder can I? Hey Miss Murder can I? Make beauty stay if I Take my life? Whoa oh oh What's the hook, the twist within this verbose mystery? I would gladly bet my life upon it that the ghost you love, your ray of light will fizzle out Without hope, hope. We're the empty set just floating through wrapped, in skin, Ever searching for what we were promised Reac

Chrome Lyrics
A million faces, each a million lies For each and all a chrome disguise Prompts for action force reaction Embody promise in a sheen so pure Hurt, the measure of blind ambition The testament to your singular disease Against all wisdom you heed no warning Your desires giving you away If I could change your mind I wouldn't save you from the path you wander In desperation dreams any soul can set you free And I still hear you scream In every breath, in every single motion Burning innocence the fire to set you free Your actions turn conquest to dust In portents of fate you foolishly place trust Sense fear in your broken breathing Resort to shadows till your body expires All creation has the promise of heaven And still you travel the road to hell I'm saying nothing for the good of myself But I'm still talking and you're not listening As night descends upon the city The streets are cold, the lights go by And in the stories of the people A million faces, a million

Wedding
Please come to my wedding I would like all my friends and family to be there..lol even if you hate fubar weddings I want to make this exciting..and its going to be LIVE ON AIR!!! http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=50096 or Click on the bouncer Lookin Guy Under My Lounges on my Profile

35-7 Victory Over The Rams
Final 1 2 3 4 Score St. Louis 0 7 0 0 7 Dallas « 0 14 21 0 35 GAME RECAP: COWBOYS 35 - RAMS 7 Cowboys Bulldoze Rams 35-7 to Improve to 4-0 The Dallas Cowboys continued their perfect season today, trouncing the Rams 35-7 at Texas Stadium Sunday, improving to 4-0 on the season for the 1st time since 1995, the year of their last Super Bowl Title. "Four-and-oh is nice," Phillips said. "It doesn't put us in the Super Bowl, it doesn't put us in the playoffs. But it's good that we're there." The game started off slowly for the Cowboys, as they managed just 3 1st downs in their first 4 possessions, punting all three times. Things would begin in the 2nd quarter though, as things began to get exciting. On Dallas' 1st drive of the 2nd quarter, after throwing his only INT of the game, he led the Cowboys down the field on an 8 play 80-yard drive that ended in a Julius Jones 2-yard TD run to make it 7-0 Cowboys. After forcing another Rams punt and getting the ball back, the

Update
Not much going on. I went to see Bucky earlier this month at the House of Blues. The HOB did not allow cameras, so no concert shots. I did get one pic at the meet and greet and a few outside after the show. My new job is going great. I have been running my own store since July and it is going well. I am getting lots of compliments from my company about the improvement in my store's condition since I took over. My daughter started 3rd grade and is reading on a 5th grade level and doing exceptionally well in all subjects. My son started 9th grade and is doing much better than last year. We are so proud of both of them. Anyway, that's all for now.

Dragon;s Den....now Open!!!!
Dragon's Den loungeThe Newest, hottest lounge on Fubar!Come see And play; Open 24/7 Come have a party and chat with new friendsBring a friend and have fun!The first 50 people to join get a gift! click on either picture to come to the lounge!

A True Friend?
A true friend is someone, that lends you an ear, they'll make you smile, whenever they're near. they'll give you a shoulder, if you need to cry, they're so understanding, time after time. A true friend is someone, you tell secrets too, no matter what happens, they'll never judge you. so I am saying, if you need a friend, I'll always be here till the bitter end!!!!!!!

Talking With The Boss
I posted a mumm about this very thing and no I do not think I am going to find the ultimate answer here online. But I get the feling that it is a waste of time to do or say anything about what the assistant manager is doing wen it seems to go in one ear and out the other. Her saying that to the other girl not only belittles me but it also makes me look like an ass in front of her as well. Not to mention by her going over my head she made the girl domore work than was needed at the time. I know I know quit whining!

Second Best
Second Best I try and I try But it’s never good enough I’m just not that tough I’m sick of going with the flow I don’t want them to have you I don’t want them to know- That I love you And I always will But that doesn’t matter, does it? Its just 3 little words to you But they’re 3 big words for me Can’t you see? The pain you’re causing me? I didn’t want to say before Because I was scared That I would drive you away And I want you to stay I really do. But it’s hard when you share your heart It’s hard for us to be apart How many would die for you? I would. How many would cry for you? I would. How many would fight for you? I would. But you just ignore the fact That you’re gonna make my heart crack I don’t want to be the like all the rest I don’t want to be Second Best.

Bad Sex
How do you recover from bad sex? Is it even possible to recover from something so bad. You must be asking yourself how bad was it. Well I have had three nights of bad sex, not all back to back but enough to turn me off from sex and now I'm like fucked cause I want to have sex but I have this fear that it will be bad once again. I must also say that the bad sex was not because of me. Now that I think back there were five different times with five different people. So now what should I get help or should I further explain what made this sex so bad that I have been scared for life....

You Gotta Have Faith...
There was a little old lady, who every morning stepped onto her front porch,raised her arms to the sky, and shouted: "PRAISE THE LORD!" One day an atheist moved into the house next door. He became irritated at the little old lady. Every morning he'd step onto his front porch after her and yell: "THERE IS NO LORD!" Time passed with the two of them carrying on this way every day. One morning, in the middle of winter, the little old lady stepped onto her front porch and shouted: "PRAISE THE LORD! Please Lord, I have no food and I am starving, provide for me, oh Lord! The next morning she stepped out onto her porch and there were two huge bags of groceries sitting there. "PRAISE THE LORD!" she cried out. "HE HAS PROVIDED GROCERIES FOR ME!" The atheist neighbor jumped out of the hedges and shouted: "HA! HA! THERE IS NO LORD I BOUGHT THOSE GROCERIES!!" The little old lady threw her arms into the air and shouted: "PRAISE THE LORD! HE HAS PROVIDED ME WITH GROCERIES AND MA

You Can't Handle The Truth!
The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is for recorders to operate at all times in courts of law. * Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child?" * Witness: "I only have one, you know." * Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?" * Witness: "By death." * Lawyer: "And by whose death was it terminated?" * Accused, Defending His Own Case: "Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse?" The defendant was found guilty and sentenced to ten years in jail. * Lawyer: "What is your date of birth?" * Witness: "July 15th." * Lawyer: "What year?" * Witness: "Every year." * Lawyer: "Can you tell us what was stolen from your house?" * Witness: "There was a rifle that belonged to my father that was stolen from the hall closet." * Lawyer: "Can you identify the rifle?" * Witness: "Yes. There was something written on the side of it." * Lawyer: "And wha

I Don’t Follow Rules. I Make Them To Follow Me.
I should have followed The Rules. Yes, I know I'm not much on doing what I'm told to do, but The Rules would have helped, if I'd just followed them. Besides that, there is testimony that I know of for certain that The Rules work. Rule 1 - Never under any circumstances be the first to proclaim your love. Don't even tell him you like him. For some reason, this it equivalent to rat poison for men. They die immediately after you reveal this bit of information to them. Rule 2 - Don't sleep with him after only half an hour. There is no way he's got that much sexuality to him, and you want him to call you for something other than the fact that you gave him a beejer and he didn't even have to ask your name. Rule 3 - Never let him see you without your makeup and hair done. Guys will tell you that they don't care what you look like. They say that they think you're the most beautiful when you first wake up in the morning. But think about it. When was the last time you

What Is
What is ? what is a life if your lying in chains your trying to move out of this pain you scream so loud but nobody hears Trying to fast forward the years what is a nightmare if you arn't left on edge your left on your own shook on your bed frightened to hell , you close your eyes seeing the movie replay in your mind what is a dream if your not smiling through out what a mysterious fantasy is remembered about that smile that forms when you just awake you love all the dreams that you can possibly make what is everything , if nothing is there all blackness , no oxygen , no one to care nothing to see , or nothing to sound the things that could be lurking slowly around what is a question if there's no answer to keep you stay up all night , and can't get to sleep trying to figure an answer thats not even real makes your head start to hurt and you feel kind of ill what is a night if there's no moon in the sky or a day with no sun , you love watching pass b

Grenades & Spam
Join the Army, be a man. Talk to me, I'm Uncle Sam. Every morning, with the sun, We get up, and run run run. For breakfast, it's green eggs and spam! Courtesy of Uncle Sam. I'll teach you how to shoot a gun. We do this after our morning run. Now doesn't all this sound like fun? To run in the sun and shoot a gun? Now in the Army, every day, There's a push-up game we like to play. And you can play this fun game too! How many push-ups can you do? Another thing we do all day, Is play the game "Grenades Away" Is it fun? Well I should say, It's always fun the Army way. At nite time after all our games, The sergeant calls us funny names. He says he has a great new game, Marching, marching in the rain! Just think of all the games we'll play, If you'll just sign your life away. Take my pen and sign today, And we'll play games the Army way! I do not want your funny names. I won't do push-ups in the rain. I will not sign. I will not train. I will not play your Arm

Conversations In My Mirror
Two nights ago I got your message. It was obvious. A blind man could have read it. My covers were kicked off of the bed, And I was exhausted in the morning. It was as if I had been up working all night instead of resting. I knew it was a message from you. . . And that all I needed to do was to pick up my pen, And let you write it down on paper for me to read. But I was so exhausted that I overslept. Then I was late for work, And you don't even want to hear, About the day I had. Last night I got your message. It was practically in neon. I awoke at two a.m. because my arm was asleep. My neck was locked at an awkward angle. My pillow and blankets were all on the floor. It was freezing cold. I began to sneeze. This happened again at four. Then, at six, when I needed to be up. . . I slept the sleep of a man who has walked through a blizzard to stay alive, Only to collapse three feet from his doorstep. I knew that your message was important. And that all I needed to

Armor Polish
So after all this time I realize That my parents got it wrong They should have called me Don Or if you prefer. . . Mr. Quixote I polish my armor daily Constantly ready to find causes Which surely would have been better off Had they remained lost But In I'll charge Blazing through the muck My sword of integrity held high Rescuing the helpless townspeople From the tyranny of the evil windmills And of course I won't win But that's not the point The point is I tried And that effort Gives me the courage to try again Instead of just letting those damn windmills win And when the villagers come to me and say "look at what you did! You come charging in here Armor caked in muck And now we have windmills! I hope you realize how much trouble you've caused!" Is it easier to let these tyrants alone? Not say a thing, not get involved? Undoubtedly But daily i polish my armor Until I can see my face in it And daily I ask of my reflection "How do I fight the good fight? H

Because You Didn't Ask.
Hey, that's for me. As if it made sense, As if there were rhyme to my reason, And vice versa. My birthday's on the twelfth, I'm ectomorphic, Little tests I've never studied for, Yet seem to pass. She drinks coffee. I guess I have my tests too. The joy of discovery, Tongues tickling across the phone line. Does she feel my presence? As much as I feel hers? The distance between us like the tide, Always moving. A little scary. A lot wonderful. The wind rushing past my ears. How'd I pick up this much speed? The thought of her beside me, Nuzzling my neck, The flash of her brilliant eyes, Here we go, No point in looking back. 'Cause hey, That's for me. August

A Chance Encounter
It was the kind of thing that just doesn't happen. Which is what made it so unusual Passion is where you find it I always say Or at any rate I'll say it now After she came up to me, stopped me in my tracks, Looked me smack in the eye and said "Don't say a word. . . Don't give me a line, Don't even try to be smooth. 'Cause anyone can do that. I need someone Who'll shout my name from the rooftops Dance with me in the rain, Be the cavalier to my damsel Open up his heart and sing to me! If you can't do that. . . I don't even want to know your name." Like I said, It's the sort of thing that just doesn't happen. Now before I continue I hear you asking. . . "What did she look like? Was she hot?" And my answer is, It doesn't matter. I really couldn't tell you if I tried. The only thing I can say, Is that her character, her essence, her energy. . . Ignited me. And in that quarter of a second That it took me to respond I came up with at least a dozen songs That I c

The Dreamer
It's easy to tell a joke to you, It's easy to sing you a song. It's easy to open up to you. It's been easy all along. You are such a puzzle. You're confused? How can that be? How can you not know how you feel? Look inside, it's plain to see. I know you're independent. I know that you feel fear. But please believe, and dream with me, And you'll never shed a tear. I'm not what you expected. I am a nomad, true. One thing you can count on, I am so in love with you. August

Filibuster
When I was fifteen, the Lord came to me in a dream. Which I suppose is a good thing, because if he came to me in a coffee house, I'd be significantly less prepared. But this was just a dream, however vivid, however real. He stood before me, and I have to admit that for a man of his years, he looked pretty good. "What can I do for you God?" Amazingly enough, God's pretty approachable one on one, and not as tall in person. "I want you to become a poet my son." God's got a deep voice. "A poet? God, come on." He most be joking, Everyone knows that God has a wicked sense of humor, right? How else do you explain the flamingo? "Gahaaad, I'm going to college, I'm going to be a lawyer, make my mark, be rich." "My son, you will become a poet, travel to distant lands, discover people and ideas wherever you go, and you will write, poetry." "Yo God, ya got the wrong guy." I've always had a problem with father figures. I think it's the whole holier than thou thing. Alth

For Fun
Roses are red, violets are. . . well they're violet. When this email arrives, be sure that you file it. Fossils are old, babies are new. Thought you should know, I've been thinking of you. Computers cost money, pencils are cheap. Sentiment makes you sappy, please try not to weep. Crayons are wax, tables are wood. Hope you're doing like me, 'cause I'm doing good. Prose is for rambling, and poems for rhyme. I like to do both, when I have the time. Writing's a pain, e-mail is fun. I hope you enjoyed this, 'cause now I'm all done. August

From Michaelia
You can't give me the sunshine. Although I admit you have a certain warmth. It's simply not sunshine, So don't expect me to stay too long. You can't give me moonbeams, No matter how hard your poetry ribbons try. They are simply not moonbeams. So don't expect me to stay too long. You can't give me rain. Salty tears don't quite cut it. They are simply not rain. So don't expect me to stay too long. You can't give me fire. No matter how intriguing your nipples are sometimes, They are simply not fire. So don't expect me to stay too long. You can't give me wind, Because you need it. So I changed my mind, I will stay, And I will see you when you pass through. August

For Gail
Violets are violet Roses rose colored Reading your poem Has left me befuddled Now don't think I'm cruel Now don't think I'm jaded Your poem has left me A bit twitter-pated Can it really be true? With the linger and pining My heart skips a beat (And thanks for not whining) "Master August" you call me I blush at your praise (Better tell John So he'll give me a raise.) You know, of your absence I could never grow fond Come on April 10th Why must you take so long? I pine for your coos Tickles and kisses I'll try to make Portland To grant you these wishes Till then by my screen I will wait all the time So end my suspense And send me a rhyme August

A Funny Name
What's in a name? A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. Then why does my name spark reaction? It's a common name, Though not for commoners. It is a name for kings and great men. It is a name of respect. Why then, do people laugh? The name itself means "to be honored." Why should that be funny? Is it because a month holds the same name? And if so, that's hardly my fault. Why should I be troubled? Maybe it's because, There are so many ways to say the name, Or a part of the name, And still have it mean the same thing. There's Augie, Gus, Augustus. . . It seems like there's more than that. . . I've been called so many things. . . But maybe there's a good side to this too. Maybe I can get away with all the things I do, Because of my name. "That's August, he's crazy, You can tell just by listening to his name." Now I admit that I march to the beat of a different drummer, And I admit that I have done, And still do, some crazy things now and then. . . But I

How It Starts
And it starts with the peacock Feathers bright, strutting his stuff Flogger hanging from his belt Peacocks, the most ferocious beast. . . . . .of the petting zoo. So it goes to the bull Muscles rippling Horns sharpened, Flashing his knives amid his leathers. A little obvious if you ask me. Domesticated creatures don't do it for me. But it's hard to fear camouflage So my freedom is to go unnoticed The deadly spider. . . waits. It starts with your neck Tight in my hands A gasp as your breath is lost So it continues in your eyes The surprise, trepidation, fear. . . But you ain't felt nothing yet. The spider sits and waits Counting every insult Seething at being overlooked Revenge is the art of the spider. You're going down As I vary your torments Breath, pinch, slap, cut. . . Just a bit at first. I want you to realize your mistake. Nobody fears camouflage. But it starts. . . August

Pain
Holding onto the slats of the stairway My face pressed against the wooden bars A prisoner, struggling to hear the warden I hear their yells and I know I am helpless Pain is memory's glue It's what keeps things important It places value on ordinary life. On my bike with a mile to go I take the back way through the wood They won't look for me there I see the fallen tree and know Before I see the five of them I am helpless Pain is memory's glue It's what keeps things important It places value on ordinary life It's Christmas and the house is full I have a room mate for the holidays As the light goes out I know I am helpless Pain is memory's glue It's what keeps things important It places value on ordinary life I'm half dressed in the middle of winter He's drunk as I'm propelled out the door I'm at a disadvantage Far from helpless Pain is my friend It helps me focus It keeps me creative and strong I'm in a strange land when the rocket hits I'm

Something To Say
What if I don't have anything to say? What if I'm out of rage? I'm tired, Empty, Nearly finished, All the good lines have been taken. I question the limitless discovery. What if this last one, is the last one? But of course, These questions are pointless. To admit failure would be to disappoint, And that I could not bear. My resources are limitless. I am the poet, The bard, The storyteller, Of course I'll have something to say. August

The Strip Club
Well it's business as usual at the local strip joint. The crowd looks good tonight. Some are eager, some pensive, All are wondering if the show will meet their expectations. So they sit back and sip their lattes as the show begins. There are different kinds of strippers. Some can't wait to remove every article, To prance about with every orifice clearly exposed, To shout to the crowd "This Is Me!" I'm not one of those. Others just stand there, naked. Saying, "I'm exposed now, what do you think?" I'm not one of those either. Still another type will walk out on stage, Strip completely, and dare you not to accept them. I am definitely not one of those. I'm a fan dancer. I stand naked on the stage, Covered only in two huge feathery fans. I begin my song and dance. I give a little shoulder, Then I take it right back. Then I give a little leg, And I take it right back. My feathery shields are in constant motion around me. The spectators strain to catch a glim

Tears
I was going to write a poem to make you cry. I was fully prepared to let loose my poison pen, With it's acid ink to virgin paper, And burn your eyes with it. But what purpose would that serve? I could blurt out FUCK in my poem, Just to shock you. I could ramble on about sex I've had, Both in my mind and with my body. But what's the point? Are you so numb that you need to be shocked? So cold that you need to be burned? I have the pen. I'm in charge. Why should I want to shock you? Why should I want to burn you? The written word can produce immortality. The writer longs to be immortal. The poet is desperate to be immortal. I will not stoop to being a cattle prod or branding iron! If you are shocked, It will be because you have underestimated me. If you cry, It will be because you have been moved. And with those tears. . . My immortality. August

Voice
But what if it happens to me? My boyhood question lingers What if the shadow of the moon finds me? Like in the song "and if I ever loose my eyes And if my colors all run dry" I wore a blindfold for a day just to be sure Fascinated by how easily I adapted Everyone I encountered accepting me as I came For the most part Seeing is better, but not seeing isn't so bad "And if I ever loose my hands Loose my plow, loose all my land." A broken wrist answered that one Adapting, overcoming, getting by Still, only one hand, not so bad "And if I ever loose my legs I won't moan and I won't beg." An infected foot solved that one Crutches for three months But the foot was saved Although in the end, I was ready to let it go No big deal "And if I ever loose my mouth All my teeth north and south Yes if I ever loose my mouth Away away I won't have to talk. . ." That one was a bit more difficult I talk a lot. . .no really And if I can't use my voice Can't be poetic Can't spe

Interesting Dinner Out.
Last night my wife, two youngest kids and I had had dinner at a national chain restaurant that I will not name directly but is now for its ribs and spicy meals. Anyway, the place wasn't busy but the service was pretty bad. 1. Our dirty/used glasses weren't taken out of our way when we got refills. 2. Our meal was served to us about 15-20 minutes after other tables who arrived after us. And still my wife's dinner wasn't still ready when our other three meals came. And lastly, other servers who (I guess) didn't know which order were who's kept bringing us food that we didn't order. Despite our food tasting good, my wife was pretty pissed off. So we talked to the manager. I just stated what we found wrong and asked that he just better train his staff. He listened and apologized. As we were about to pay our bill and leave, I came by to give us six $5 off coupons for our next visit. He also adjusted our bill by giving us our complete dinner for about half off. Normally we get g

Why Things Fade
I was fourteen and on my way west, And she kissed me with tongues for the first time. "Now you have a reason to come back." She said. But the west it was calling. And back is a place that I don't care to go. And she was the first to fade away. I was eighteen and Army bound, And she kissed me for the first time. "Now you have a reason to come back." she said. And oh how I wanted to stay. But my uncle was calling. The man I was to become was waiting. It was years before she began to fade. I was twenty-four and headed west, And we made love for the first time. "Now you have a reason to come back." she said. And I knew I'd be moving on, Even faded, she left an impression. I was twenty-nine and headed. . . somewhere. When she said; "How come no girl ever captured your heart? In all of your travels, has no one ever, Given you something to come back for?" And how do I explain how things fade? Back isn't a place that I go. And what saddens me, Is that no one o

Your Smile
There's often times that I feel down Like I've walked my last mile It comforts me, that with all my faults I can always make you smile When people knock you down and say "You're just a worthless fool!" I remember how you smile at me And my thoughts run calm and cool. I would climb the highest mountain I would swim right down the Nile I would ward off any danger Just to see you smile I may not end up in your arms, When all my quests are through But as long as I can make you smile I'll know our love is true I'll always be there when you call To dry your every tear I'll let you lease me anytime And I'll always say; "Yes Dear." August

You're Not A Soldier Yet
"You're not a soldier 'till you've tasted dirt. So get your fucking head down." And I chew some more dirt on the obstacle course. "You're not a soldier 'till you've heard a shot fired in anger." And I listen to the scattered fire on the south perimeter. "You're not a soldier 'till you've led men in battle." So this is me, convoy Sergeant. Yelling at my men to keep their heads down. I think it's safe to say I'm a soldier. And, like all soldiers, I face my toughest battles here at home. As I escort my date outside, When an angry patron makes an insensitive comment about our nation's loss. "How can you not stop her? You're supposed to be a soldier!" And my own platitude surfaces. "You're not a soldier until you realize, That your job is to ensure that others have the right to disagree with you." August

Identity
Dirty Mangy Filthy No-good Cur But not stupid Not a slow learner The cur learns his lessons well Trust no one Bite first Growl when approached And the bitten think he's mean Meanness has nothing to do with it He's just well taught Blame those that held out steak And hit him with a stick The ones who kicked him The ones who starved them The teachers that made him learn To strike first, strike hard And trust no one And I think about these teachers As I look at my unshaven face in the mirror As I growl and snap when others get too close As I spend more and more time safeguarding myself from harm And I realize I am the cur. August

The Rules
Here we go Hand in hand Lets start this It's sure to be a wild ride It sounds like such a huge word Relationship Relation-Ship No wonder we refer to it as a ride It's not a ride It's pain Pure and simple Pain The rule is: I share my pain with you, And you share your pain with me The deeper the relationship, The more pain shared. It's just that simple. So what happens when that rule is broken? That's called a breakup And the opposite rule applies. We promise to never again share our pain. And any pain we observe, we disbelieve. While it's true that there are bad ways to break up There are no good ones They're wrong You're wrong Yelling Crying Hanging on Running away silence email phone call death fisticuffs or just apathy into nonexistence. They all hurt Because you're denied the pain of the person you lost And you're suckered by the illusion that it doesn't exist. And that makes it hurt more. So if you read this, And I like to t

Politically Speaking
One of my great loves is to follow the US political system and elections. I have been active in politics since 1980 when I campaigned for then Gov. Ronald Reagan (R-CA) for president. A lifelong Republican, I have worked on various state and national campaigns in AZ, VA and WV. I was in College Republicans, and served in my college's student government. Today I follow mostly from the sidelines now that I have a family. But I hope my kids will get involved in politics as they grow up.

Pass This Along And See What Happens
This was sent to me. Pass this along and see how many people reply's back to you. Thanks Emtsqueekie. 9,675,000,000 people in this world & yet I ended up with your crazy ass as a friend? DAMN, I'm LUCKY! Send this to everyone you love. get 1 back - ppl feel sorry for you get 2 back - you have a couple true friends get 3 back - you alright get 4 back - your loved get 5 back - your adored get 6 or more - damn your a celebrity

Tests
Okay so I had two tests last week...and I knew I did good on one...but thought I failed the other. I got my first test score on Monday and got a 97...which is the test I knew I did good on. So I go to class tonight...thinking I failed the test. The teacher makes us wait until the end of class...and I got a freagin 90!!!! WOW...WOOHOO...OK I still can't believe it. I guess I underestimated myself. So now I got two A's to start off the year... definately works for me!!!

This Is A Test!
THIS IS A TEST TO SEE HOW MANY GOOD FRIENDS YOU HAVE.. YOU MUST SEND IT TO AT LEAST 10 PEOPLE, INCLUDING THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* You are my friend...And i hope u kno thats true...no matter what happens... i will stand by u... i will be there for u... when ever u need me... to lend a hand.... to do a good deed...so call on me....whenever u need me... i will always be there...Even to the bitter end...Send this promise to all your friends to show your friendship and watch who sends it back to u. ____xxxxxxxxxx______xxxxxxxxxxx ___xxxpassxxx xxx___xxxxxxxxxxxxx ___xxxxxxxxxxxxxx_xxxxxxxxxxxxxx ___xxxxxxxthexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Eye Of The Beholder...
In the eye of the beholder who is one to judge? In this fucked up world everyone has many trials and tribulations but most are created because one does not want to see the truth. Lies, remorse, despare are all emotions one encounters when denial is running thick. In society you will see many followers and few leaders only due to people too afraid to feel their own feelings and follow their own intuitions. Although there are some who stay true to their beliefs and values and never fall prey into the insanity some create to take the focus off there own problems. Those are the real people who always come out on top. They are the ones who are the "eye of the beholder".

Letter Of Desperation...
To whom it may concern this is my last will and testimony. I hope and pray evil the evil things will go away so I cancontinue and live my life with out the insanity in my life. To still believe in what I got and for my love not to fade aaway. I try to devote every last breath I have to the ones I only love. Even if it does not seem like a lot, and hope they still see that this is me and all that I have to give. To mend my past and imagine the future and to conquer my dreams are my only goals I have set to lead me to my true happiness once yet again. To who ever can see or is watching over me, please know that I wear my heart on my sleeve to complete the grieving I have not yet complete. In hopes that soon the bridge I need to cross also lead me to another chapter completed.. to the ones I cherish the most, please don't leave me in my time of need. Recognize that my love is unconditional and I will stay by your side if you stay by mine. Please realize this is my time to face my trials a

Later
I keep thinking later, I will sit down and chat with each of my friends. I just can't seem to find the time I need. I know that things are later than I realize. Should of realized that a couple of heartattacks ago. I do not want anyone to think I am avoiding you for I am not. I am working hard and trying my best to stay well. My new fibulator is keeping my heart going I know it is only been a coupe of weeks but there is a real difference in me. I am getting ready to head to work now, but just need say I will find time later to answer some of the shouts I haven't. I could spend hours here and would love it, but I need to spend times in my realm of the non-cyber world too. I have not shown enough love to my sweety there either. Or maybe I have been too much too close, but need to fix things here too.I just want to wish all you the best of love and all that matters in your lives too! Enjoy to day like it is the last chance, you don't want to waste just incase it is!

Vicks Vaporub
VICKS VAPORUB...TRY IT, IT WORKS I wish I'd known this when my family was young during winter Colds and coughs. I am going to try it myself. Share with young Parents. Isn't life strange. When we had a lecture on Essential Oils, They told us how the foot soles can absorb oils. Their example: Put Garlic on your feet and within 20 minutes you can 'taste' it. Some of us have used Vicks Vaporub for years for everything From chapped lips to sore toes and many body parts in between. But I've never heard of this. And don't laugh, it works 100% of the Time although the scientists at the Canada Research council (who Discovered it) aren't sure why. To stop night time coughing in a child (or adult as we found Out personally), put Vicks Vaporub generously on the bottom of the Feet at bedtime, then cover with socks. Even persistent, heavy, Deep coughing will stop in about 5 minutes and stay stopped for Many, many hours of relief. Works 100% of the time and is more Effective in child

The Funniest Staff Meeting Ever:
The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme: Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable. About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top 10 List. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone! The top 10 were: 10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up! 9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper. 8. Viagra, like a rock! 7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight. 6. Viagra, Be all that you can be. 5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone. 4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a

An Old Italian Man
An Old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament: Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty badly because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me. Love, Dad A few days later he received a letter from his son: Dear Dad, Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies. Love, Vinnie At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son: Dear Dad, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That'

Your Special Gift
This one won me the nomination for poet of the year of 2004/2005 To all who adopts special children God has blessed you with a special gift, one of which no-one else can give. There is no comparison in all the world, as the love and joy from a little girl. She doesn’t come with instructions, but things to remember; She is your mirror, so be careful what you teach her, She is your voice, so think about what you say, She walks in your footsteps, so watch that you never stray. God has blessed you with the best on earth, He molded it into life with just a little bit of dirt, with oxygen, water and an image of Himself, such beautiful work is too special to be left on a shelf. God knows this masterpiece is in real good hands, that is why He chose YOU from all over the lands. He knows you will cherish her and give her lots of love, that is why He gave you this special gift from heaven above. LSR 10 June 2002 Author’s Comments: “This poem was written to one

Redneck Love Poem
SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE; SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE. SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO. PAPPY TOLD HER, "SUSIE GAL, YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER. I'D JUST AS-SOON YO' MA DON'T KNOW, BUT JOE IS YO' HALF BROTHER." SO SUSIE PUT ASIDE HER JOE AND PLANNED TO MARRY WILL, BUT AFTER TELLING PAPPY THIS, HE SAID, "THERE'S TROUBLE STILL. YOU CAN'T MARRY WILL, MY GAL, AND PLEASE DON'T TELL YO' MOTHER, BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL MO' I KNOW IS YO' HALF BROTHER." BUT MAMA KNEW AND SAID, "MY CHILD, JUST DO WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY. MARRY WILL OR MARRY JOE. YOU AIN'T NO KIN TO PAPPY."

...and That's How I Know You Are An Idiot.
Remember Frankenstein's monster? Remember what he said about fire? That's right. Fire bad. And yet you decided to wear some as a hat. Not too right. Ok, the fire was pretty damn bright. I stand corrected.

Cyanide
Lady walks into a drug store and tells the male pharmacist she needs some cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacists eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy", I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license, and they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide!" Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, hell, you didn't tell me you had a prescription."

Visit From The Fey
Today while at work we were kicking back on an old bridge when one of the guys asked what was up with all the birds, it was so quiet and still that I could have heard a pin drop from 2 clicks out. Then up on the ridge we spotted a lion, big sucker, probably would have weighed in around 500 pounds. About 20 yards and down hill from the cat we saw a small boy, couldn’t have been more then 5, Steve and Kevin started hollering, but the cat and the boy just ignored us. It was then I had an overwhelming feeling of peace. And I knew that the cat and the boy were not your normal cat and boy. Kevin was about to go running up the hill when I finally got his attention, and what happened next was so cool, But the guys were so shaken that they will both most likely be in some church come Sunday, LMAO. The cat jumped down off the ridge right buy the boy and they both just wandered off in the bush. that’s twice this year that the Fey have revealed them selves to me in the form of a lion and children.

Fifteenth Quiz
Your Superpower Should Be Manipulating Fire You are intense, internally driven, and passionate. Your emotions are unpredictable - and they often get the better of you. Both radiant and terrifying, people are drawn to you. At your most powerful, you feel like the world belongs to you. Why you would be a good superhero: You are obsessive enough to give it your all Your biggest problem as a superhero: Your moodiness would make it difficult to control your powers What Should Your Superpower Be?

"i Sit And I Try!"
I sit and I try Trying to make her see Trying to figure out what I am doing wrong For so long I have been at this And still the whole thing is nothing But sweet ass bliss! I sit and I try And for what I don't even know why It's hard to make her see What is beyond this reality! It is hard to make her see that Our love was meant to be! I sit and I try And then I think of just why I try For she is the angel in my eyes I look at her and I speak the words That are all so ever true The words that I speak is this Baby I love you!

Is It Really Worth All Of This?
Life turns on a dime Seeing is believing only To the naked eye! To speak the words That are not all so kind To seek vengeance upon Those who caused someone That you love pain What is there to gain from all Of this? Ask yourself this one thing Is it really worth the trouble? Would she really want you to be This way? Look deep inside yourself for the answer Look for the truth that lies within yourself! For it's not heaven that is enjoying this It is that of hell that is swimming in all of this Bliss! Is it really worth all of this?

Hope This Turns Out To Be True
Daily Horoscope: Aquarius For October 5,2007 You're pushing the boundaries of your work or family life in some way and while not everyone likes it, it's plain to see that you need the independence. It's going to get even better in the near future!

Seventeenth Quiz
You Are 77% Perfectionist You are a true perfectionist. You are both demanding of yourself and others. While it's great to have goals and standards, they don't need to be sky high! Are You a Perfectionist?

Turning Fubar-ese...i Really Think So.
I guess I am becoming a Fubar addict since: 1. I stay on as long as I can rate pictures and welcome new members. 2. I am now dreaming of doing Fubar in my sleep. 3. I get really excited when I am about to reach a new membership level. Anyway I like doing things on Fubar, so I guess I will keep doing it.

Knowing
Seeing is believing Hearing is knowing What is real? What is fiction? If you can see it, breath it, smell it, feel it What is it that is real? The air is real Real to the feel, smell and the way it moves the leaves on the trees! Seeing is believing! If you can hear it You can hear the truth Know what is true and what is false Then you have faced all odds And you know that yourself to be true! With this I say unto you Seeing is in fact Believing And hearing is in fact Knowing Knowing what is real and what is fiction!

No Fate
Seeing is believing Hearing is knowing What is real? What is fiction? If you can see it, breath it, smell it, feel it What is it that is real? The air is real Real to the feel, smell and the way it moves the leaves on the trees! Seeing is believing! If you can hear it You can hear the truth Know what is true and what is false Then you have faced all odds And you know that yourself to be true! With this I say unto you Seeing is in fact Believing And hearing is in fact Knowing Knowing what is real and what is fiction!

Welfare Reform
If some of you out there dont know, I am whats known as a "Blue Collar" Worker. Now, being in that catagory would upset some and make others proud. Me, Im proud to be working and Im DAMN PROUD to be and AMERICAN!!! The point im getting to is that I also pay taxes. Most Americans do, some don't. My Complaint today is that I am tired of seeing MOST of these so called "Minorities" get the best of the best treatment by the US government. To be more specific, the Food Stamp Program that we have in this country is an outrage to those who pay taxes in this country. I used to work at a grocery store as a cashier and I would see all these "poverty stricken" minority families and American single mothers. They would come through my line and I would ring all thier groceries up. What really got to me was that they eat better than I do!! I mean they were gettin T-bone steaks, lobster, name brand everything! And then the OTHER cart that would have a stackload of BOOZE in it!! Now to me, I thi

Happy Anniversary!!
Today my wife and I celebrates our 7th wedding anniversary. We have gone through a lot of good, bad, funny, sad, stressful and relaxing times. But everyday has been an adventure. Jenn: I love you very much, and always will. You are the best thing to happen to me.

Pornographic Myths
Having just come from a job I am reminded of one of the two biggest falshoods in porn video. I have been working for a plumbing company for almost a year now and am happy to say the stories are untrue. Add to this my previous job .. the US Navy and boy .. very very not true. Today i had just finishe up and was writing up the bill/invoice when someones daughter walked up to me and asked if I was married her shy friend wanted to give me her phone number. I am flattered. Hovwever for soo meny reasons I declined. I am starting a divorce that doesn't make me single and it very much means i'm damaged goods right now. I am not ready to go chasing after folly my heart has been through too much. All of this reminded me .. I have had friends tell me about plubers comming in to make "house calls" then the music starts and the normal things that happen in porn happen.. After almost a year.. in real life it has NEVER happened or come close. Services like plumbing cost money that yes people spend wi

Football Standings
NFC East Team W L T PCT PF PA Net Pts TD Home Road Div Pct Conf Pct Non-Conf Streak Last 5 Dallas 4 0 0 1.000 151 72 79 19 2-0 2-0 1-0 1.000 3-0 1.000 1-0 4W 4-0 Washington 2 1 0 .667 53 49 4 5 1-1 1-0 1-1 .500 1-1 .500 1-0 1L 2-1 NY Giants 2 2 0 .500 88 100 -12 10 1-1 1-1 2-1 .667 2-2 .500 0-0 2W 2-2 Philadelphia 1 3 0 .250 84 73 11 9 1-1 0-2 0-2 .000 1-3 .250 0-0 1L 1-3 NFC North Team W L T PCT PF PA Net Pts TD Home Road Div Pct Conf Pct Non-Conf Streak Last 5 Green Bay 4 0 0 1.000 105 66 39 12 2-0 2-0 1-0 1.000 3-0 1.000 1-0 4W 4-0 Detroit 3 1 0 .750 114 121 -7 14 2-0 1-1 2-0 1.000 2-1 .667 1-0 1W 3-1 Chicago 1 3 0 .250 60 95 -35 6 1-1 0-2 0-1 .000 0-2 .000 1-1 2L 1-3 Minnesota 1 3 0 .250 67 59 8 7 1-1 0-2 0-2 .000 1-2 .333 0-1 3L 1-3 NFC South Team W L T PCT PF PA Net Pts TD Home Road Div Pct Conf Pct Non-Conf Streak Last 5 Tampa Bay 3 1 0 .750 81 44 37 7 2-0 1-1 2-0 1.000 3-1 .750 0-0 3W 3-1 Carolina 2 2 0 .500 82 87 -5 9 0-2 1-0 1-1 .500 2-1

Drinking Game But Looking For More Drinking Games...
Drinking Games Drinkopoly What you need: - A group of people (6-10 is good) - A monopoly board - A shot glass - A tall glass - Bottle of alcohol - Every person should have a drink How to play: Every person brings a bottle of liquor. It's good if this can be planned in advance so that the largest variety of drinks can be made with the different types of alcohol present. You might also need things like tabasco,orange juice, lemons, etc. (The iDrink website is extremely helpful. I wish it existed when we first played this game.) Depending on the number of people playing and the number of drinks that can be made, assign a different mixed drink or shot to each colour or property. When someone lands on that property that person has to drink whatever drink has been assigned to it. If there is someone that is not drinking it may be wise to make them the 'banker', who mixes the drinks to ke