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Word Up
Say goodbye to a tangerine sky say hello say hello to tomorrow- when you say goodbye to a tangerine sky you lose your pain lose your fear lose your sorrow what if you were livin yours instead of hatin mine findin truth and spreadin love and searchin deep inside – see me glidin swiftly to that place I need to be that home grown irie zone harvesting my seeds I’m gonna live my life from day to night with no hesitation Make the best of every situation that I find myself placed in Decidin right from wrong, choosing my final destination Cause when it’s said and done, it’s just yourself that you are facin’ Say goodbye to a tangerine sky say hello say hello to tomorrow- when you say goodbye to a tangerine sky you lose your pain lose your fear lose your sorrow Say Say Say good-bye to tomorrow Wash your sorrow Live and learn Listen up and follow Do what you so let me rock it I be dammed if you think you gonna stop it Popo it drop it D-Loc get up on it Don’t you think

Bad Habits
Bad habits, Bad habits Picked a few up nine years in this game Bad habits, Bad habits Life style's fast driving me insane Bad habits, bad habits Daily doses you just got to maintain Bad habits, bad habits Drinking beer, smoking weed, and a pack a day A pack a day (Cigerettes) seven grams of weed (chronic) A beer when i'm ready (Bud light) Yall know me, (Who?) yeah I got some habits, I picked up a few, it's the d-lo-c so what chu gonna do? The demons inside me, are clinging so tightly, the voices in my head say "You don't wanna come down" m'kay. A pack a day to get me by, an ounce of weed to keep me high Alochol still numbs the pain, some things in life just never change I don't know but i've been told, you live this way you won't grow old Our addiction hits so quick, these bad habits are hard to quit Bad habits, Bad habits Everybody has them, who you got to blame? Bad habits, Bad habits Flush it all away, go an' spit it down the drain Bad habits, Bad habits

Bta
My mission: the commission of the dishin out for facts Cuz when I’m dimin’ my rhymin never slacks, never lacks So get back to the basics and face it. The american dream ain’t what it seems With lies they’ve laced it. can’t you taste it? See they baste it in an imitation butter. We’ve ate it and realized it’s not nature to mother Generic like no other, man, fuck big brotha! The kottonmouth king klick. are you blind or somethin? Are you blind to the facts? you think that this system, That this society, sees any other color other than green? Well it’s all slave-driven. the illusion of ownership in america Property is theft, that’s how we livin’ The bong tokin’ alcoholics Gettin bent every night is the thing we do Wakin’ up every day in the afternoon. I crawl out the bed on the way to the shower Gotta hurry up I got a date in an hour. Call my boy x on the shower phone. ’what’s up, saint? man, I’m stoned alone By the way I got the freaks on point Call up the krew

Sad But True
a rescent survery at purdue asked 100 married females their reasons for getting hitched. 89 of them said they married for reasons other than "love". all the more fire for my arguement that "love" does not exist. if it did, why do ppl cheat on or abuse their signifigant other? why is the divorce rate over 59 percent? i hate saying it, but sadly, romantic relationships are nothing more than glorified business deals. each person has something the other wants.do you honestly know of any female in her 20's or 30's who would marry a guy in his 70's, if he did not have money? personality means not a damn thing. sadly, "romance" is an "all about me" prposition in society. ppl will get into relationships and either run right out, once they see the other can't offer them what they want, or they stay in aa bad relationship bc materialwise, that other person can give the other what he or she wants. as the old saying goes "only fools fall in love".

Me
HI THERE EVERY1 MY NAME IS FRANCESCA I AM A QUARTER ITALIAN N I AM BORN IN THE UNITED KINGDOM,LONDON,SOUTH EAST, MY FRIEND CALL ME FRAN,FAB OR FRANKIE,I AM A FUN LOVIN GRL WHO LIKE 2 HAV FUN AND GO CLUBBING N SPENDING TIME WITH FRIENDS N FAMILY, IM VERY FLIRTY WHEN HE COMES TO GUYS IM SINGLE AT THE MOMENT BUT I LIKE TO DO THE CASUAL THING IF YOU NO WHAT I MEAN. I LIKE FOOTBALL MY TEAM IS CHELSEA, ENGAND N ITALY, I LIKE ALL MOVIES SUCH AS THRILLER,HORROR,BLOODY HORROR, COMEDY, ACTION, SOMETME ROMANCE. THAT ALL I CAN THINK OF FOR THE MOMENT BUT IF I THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE I WILL LET YOU ALL NO XXXXX

Ok... Offically Completed 4 Surveys.
I'm now completed 4 surveys and am still waiting on my first 2 surveys points. Well technically I'm waiting on all 4 of their points, but the first two's points have been over a week now. : sigh : Oh well. I'll just keep waiting.

The Wiccan Three Fold Law Of Return
*This is something I found of interest so I post for all to read* Wicca (Wica) is not Witchcraft, and Wiccans are not Witches. In order to understand the truth, you must first understand this. Wicca (Wica) is comprised of the cannonistic and dogmatic, cult followings of Gardinarians and Alexandrians, neither of which is traditional, and both of which are neo-pagan (new) cults, invented in the 1940's- 1950's. The two cult followings are headed and operated by power- hungry people whose main objective is to gather titles, prestige, and power over others. The first known reference in print to the three fold law of return appeared in 1970 in 'Witchcraft Ancient and Modern' by Ramond Buckland who was initiated into the craft by Gerald Gardner and was instrumental in introducing Gardnerian Witchcraft into the United States. With enough research, it is evident that the "three fold" invention emerged with the "Gardnerian inception." Then, we have the "seven fold" and I'm sure everyone h

I Hate Taking Pictures
I hate taking pictures. The never look like me. I don't know what it is, but I keep changing in each picture. No two pictures ever look the same. What's crazy is, I only cut my hair bold every so often, and or if I don't get enough rest, I don't look the same. Because of always looking different all the time, I don't like taking pictures. Someone wanted to know what I looked like for real. Haha. I bet most folks would probably block me now that they know what I look like for real. That's cool, cause I know who's real.

No Title....
THIS IS WHAT U GET WHEN U TRY TO DO SOMETHING SMART YOU HAT WHAT U SEE BUT U LOVE WHAT U LIKE THERE ARE NO WRONG FROM RIGHT THERE IS ONLY TRUTH... U CAN KEEP THE HATRED INSIDE FOR SO LONG. KEEP TRYING THERE IS SOME ONE JUST LIKE YOU......

Wish I Could Do This.
You may not feel like dealing with the world today, but that doesn't mean you should just pull the covers over your head and try to sleep through it. Take each challenge one at a time and you'll do fine.My horoscope says this,and i wish i could just cover myself and sleep every problem off.Their is no problem in the world only solution.We have the answer to every problem,but we just don't want to deal with it.In life we have to,if not we will keep having them over,and over again.Until we just say fuck it i have the answer to it.Just think about it.

Help Me Please I Need It
hey guys im finaly free but im broke i had to pay a lawyer and he was awfully expencive i want to get to ct but it looks pretty difficult and the usa embassy wont help me if you can help me please call 0050764839063 its mi room mates cellfone yes he speaks english just ask ok i have like 3 bux in my pocket and this is my last attempt to leave im going to cross the costa rica border then buy a plane ticket to ct and im going to stay in hartford wit ace boogie but i need some help even if somebody can offer me a job there that would be nice so if u can help me please do ill pay u guys back when i get to the states i need around $600 to get ct or im going to be sent back to jail in october but this time its going to be for 6 to 10 years thats basicly my whole life so hit me up on on here or call me ok my email is stinky19859@aim.com or fore519@hotmail.com ill try to check it everyday but im noy sure if i can ok be safe

People Are Idiots!
It is how they are raised, they think they are kewl, because they are jocks in high school and they can make fun of anyone they want, well guess what, times have changed, they grow up, lose there friends and become fat, so its not wise to tease a overweight person because paybacks are a bitch genius (sp). It is funny that these super models will one day have breasts sagging down to there knees, and they gloat about being so popular, people should be treated fairly, and popular guys, no good news for you either, your balls will start to sag and touch the toilet water when u sit down haha. have a nice day!

For People Who Like 2 Start Crap
for people who like 2 start crap get a ******* clue if your a person who likes 2 start crap the go start it with someone who wants it don't start crap with me alright I"M not here for that if you don't what i mean go **** yourself

Teen Ipod Hacker
NEW YORK - A 17-year-old hacker has broken the lock that ties Apple's iPhone to AT&T's wireless network, freeing the most hyped cell phone ever for use on the networks of other carriers, including overseas ones. George Hotz of Glen Rock, N.J., confirmed Friday that he had unlocked an iPhone and was using it on T-Mobile's network, the only major U.S. carrier apart from AT&T that is compatible with the iPhone's cellular technology. In a video posted to his blog, he holds an iPhone that displays "T-Mobile" as the carrier. While the possibility of switching from AT&T to T-Mobile may not be a major development for U.S. consumers, it opens up the iPhone for use on the networks of overseas carriers. "That's the big thing," said Hotz, in a phone interview from his home. The phone, which combines an innovative touch-screen interface with the media-playing abilities of the iPod, is sold only in the U.S. AT&T Inc. spokesman Mark Siegel said the company had no comment, and referred qu

Journey Through Life.
Do not undermine your worth by comparing yourself with others, It is because we are different that each of us is special. Do not set your goals by what other people deem important. Only you know what is best for you. Do not take for granted the things closest to your heart. Cling to them as you would your life, for without them, life is meaningless Do not let your life slip through your fingers By living in the past nor for the future. By living your life one day at a time, You live all the days of your life. Do not give up when you still have something to give. Nothing is really over until the moment you stop trying. It is a fragile thread that binds is to each other. Do not be afraid to encounter risks. It is by taking chances that we learn how to be brave. Do not shut out of your life by saying it is impossible to find. The quickest way to receive love is to give love; The fastest way to lose love is to hold it too tightly. In addition, the best way to kee

Enjoy Life!!
I've heard it said don't go to bed while hanging on to sorrow, you may not have the chance to laugh with those you love tomorrow. You may not mean the words you speak when anger takes its toll, you may regret your actions once you've lost your self-control. When you've lost your temper and you've said some hurtful things, think about the heartache that your actions sometime bring. You'll never get those moments back, such precious time to waste, and all because of things you said in anger and in haste. So if you're loving someone and your pride has settled in, you may not ever have the chance to say to them again... "I love you and I miss you and although we don't agree, I'll try to see your point of view, please do the same for me."

Good News!
Hello, my name is Richard. I am here to teach anyone who is interested in knowing the TRUTH from God's Word, the Holy Bible. Which will answer often asked questions, like, 1.Why are we here? 2. Is Hell REALLY hot? 3.Do we REALLY have an immortal soul? 4.IF there IS a God, WHY does He permit evil to continue for so long?...etc...etc. And, it teaches how we can get along with one another. So, if you are interesed, let me know. Later.

Blonde Diet
A blonde woman is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds." When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said. "Did you follow my instructions?" The blonde nodded. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day." "From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor. "No, from skipping."

Enron
A young city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey died." Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money back." The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already." Kenny said, "Okay then, just unload the dead donkey." The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him"? Kenny said, "I'm going to raffle him off." "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!" the farmer says. "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead." Kenny said. A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey"? "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00." "Didn't anyone complain"? the farmer asked. "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back." Kenny grew up and eventually

Science Of Life
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more

Guardian Angel
I love when you touch me, hold me,kiss me,love me, I have this feeling inside my heart that just wants to come out,it's a warm caring good feeling but i only know what that feeling is,not a human but a good spirit my guardian angel,that i happen to adore every much and love. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ written by Raina aka kinky lil sex kitten *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Love...love ...love
I love you so... when your near i feel close.... when your far i feel apart..... when your away i feel lost.... when i am with you i am in a fog... when we kiss i feel your lips pressed up against mine... the touch,the glow,the trust between us are so close. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~ written by Raina aka kinky lil sex kitten *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Chocolate Cherry Cake Iii
INGREDIENTS * 1 (18.25 ounce) package devil's food cake mix * 1 (21 ounce) can cherry pie filling * 1 teaspoon almond extract * 2 eggs * 1 cup white sugar * 5 tablespoons butter * 1/3 cup milk * 1 cup semisweet chocolate chips DIRECTIONS 1. Heat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease a 9 x 13 inch pan. 2. In a large bowl, combine cake mix, cherry pie filling, almond extract, and 2 eggs by hand; stir until well blended. Pour batter into prepared pan. 3. Bake for 25 to 30 minutes, or until it tests done. Cool. 4. In a small saucepan, combine sugar, butter or margarine, and milk. Boil, stirring constantly, for 2 minutes. Remove from heat, and stir in chocolate chips until smooth. Immediately pour over partially cooled cake.

Lime Garlic Chicken
INGREDIENTS * 1 cup all-purpose flour * 1 teaspoon salt * 1/2 teaspoon ground black pepper * 6 skinless, boneless chicken breast halves - cut into strips * 1 cup butter * 2 medium heads garlic, diced * 1 lime, halved * lemon pepper to taste DIRECTIONS 1. Mix flour, salt and pepper together in a resealable plastic bag. Add chicken, seal bag and shake to coat. Set aside. 2. Melt butter in a large skillet over medium heat. Add garlic and saute 3 to 4 minutes, until it starts to change color. Saute coated chicken strips with butter and garlic for 10 to 15 minutes, until cooked through and juices run clear. 3. Squeeze lime over chicken and sprinkle with lemon pepper. Serve hot.

Chicken Salad
INGREDIENTS * 6 boneless chicken breast halves, cooked and diced * 1 cup chopped celery * 1 teaspoon salt-free herb and spice blend * 1 cup mayonnaise DIRECTIONS 1. Combine the chicken, celery, spice blend and mayonnaise. Mix all together; more or less mayonnaise can be added, depending on your preference. Voila, your summer salad is ready to serve!

Banana Crumb Muffins
INGREDIENTS * 1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour * 1 teaspoon baking soda * 1 teaspoon baking powder * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 3 bananas, mashed * 3/4 cup white sugar * 1 egg, lightly beaten * 1/3 cup butter, melted * 1/3 cup packed brown sugar * 2 tablespoons all-purpose flour * 1/8 teaspoon ground cinnamon * 1 tablespoon butter DIRECTIONS 1. Preheat oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C). Lightly grease 10 muffin cups, or line with muffin papers. 2. In a large bowl, mix together 1 1/2 cups flour, baking soda, baking powder and salt. In another bowl, beat together bananas, sugar, egg and melted butter. Stir the banana mixture into the flour mixture just until moistened. Spoon batter into prepared muffin cups. 3. In a small bowl, mix together brown sugar, 2 tablespoons flour and cinnamon. Cut in 1 tablespoon butter until mixture resembles coarse cornmeal. Sprinkle topping over muffins. 4. Bake in preheated oven for

The Psychology Of Political Correctness
by Dr. William Pierce Today I'll discuss something I've discussed earlier, but it's very important and is worth talking about over and over: having the courage to speak up for what we believe. Courage of this sort -- moral courage -- has always been important, but now, with the enemies of our people pushing hard to silence opposition to them and their destructive policies by enacting new legislation against what they call "hate crime" and "hate speech," moral courage is essential for our survival. We have a President who is running around the country trying to drum up support for a repressive program of legislation he says is necessary to "pull America together" and achieve racial harmony. He is telling the groups to which he speaks that they don't have much longer to wait before there will be a non-White majority in America, and then the White racists -- the "haters" -- won't be able to cause any more trouble. Mr. Clinton is gloating that soon there will be a truly multiracial A

The Tragedy Of Chautauqua County
by Dr. William Pierce A few weeks ago we were treated to yet another case of a Black sexual predator with AIDS infecting as many White girls as possible with his lethal disease by having sex with them. Nushawn Williams, a small-time drug dealer, car thief, armed robber, and would-be "rap artist," liked to take the bus from his Brooklyn, New York, neighborhood to Chautauqua County in the mostly White, western part of New York state and find young White girls to seduce. He had sex with a large number of White schoolgirls in the county, some as young as 13, and infected many of them with the AIDS virus. When AIDS cases began showing up among schoolgirls in the county, public health officials became alarmed. They didn't tell the police what they knew about the Black AIDS carrier who had been infecting the girls, however, because the homosexual lobby, which is politically very powerful in New York, had persuaded the legislature to pass a law making it illegal to release information ab

The Women Of Monte Cassino Many War Atrocities Are Utterly Ignored
by Dr. William Pierce It seems that every time I pick up a newspaper I read about a new claim the Jews are making on someone else's money. It began a few months ago when they claimed that the Swiss hadn't been diligent enough in trying to track down the heirs of Jews who had deposited money in Swiss banks back during the 1930s, before the Second World War, and then never reclaimed it. Seven billion dollars the Jews wanted from the Swiss people -- plus interest, of course. And when the Swiss politicians, instead of telling them to go to hell, started negotiating with them and offering them hundreds of millions of dollars, the Jews realized they had a good thing going, and they decided to push it. Next they accused the Swedes of having some gold left over from the Second World War which should be given to Jews to compensate them for their persecution. Then they went after Argentina and Portugal and France and eventually the United States as well. In France they announced that many bui

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Race Results : Food City 250
FIN ST CAR DRIVER MAKE SPONSOR PTS/BNS LAPS STATUS 1 23 9 Kasey Kahne Dodge 2 1 38 Jason Leffler 3 10 99 David Reutimann 4 20 5 Kyle Busch 5 25 21 Scott Wimmer 6 19 6 David Ragan * 7 18 88 Brad Keselowski * 8 16 2 Clint Bowyer 9 30 126 Jamie McMurray 10 27 20 Aric Almirola 11 21 60 Carl Edwards 12 39 35 Bobby Hamilton Jr. 13 4 22 Mike Bliss 14 14 37 Greg Biffle 15 9 42 David Stremme 16 6 33 Kevin Harvick 17 2 18 Brad Coleman * 18 36 156 Danny O'Quinn Jr. 19 24 24 Casey Mears 20 26 90 Stephen Leicht 21 35 16 Travis Kvapil 22 29 27 Johnny Sauter 23 38 344 Dale Jarrett 24 13 211 Jason Keller 25 7 170 Mark Green 26 33 14 Kyle Krisiloff * 27 22 77 Bobby Labonte 28 11 12 Ryan Newman 29 34 47 Kelly Bires 30 43 72 D.J. Kennington 31 41 36 Brent Sherman 32 5 66 Steve Wallace 33 8 41 Reed Sorenson 34 15 17 Matt Kenseth 35 31 7 Mike Wallace 36 28 10 Brian Vickers 37 12 59 Marcos Ambrose * 3

The Goodnight Kiss
The Goodnight Kiss One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. They are about to kiss each other goodnight, but the guy is feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her ”Darling, would you give me a blow job?" Horrified, she replies "Are you mad? My parents will see us!" Him: "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" Her: "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?" Him: "Oh come on, there's nobody around, they're all sleeping!" Her: "No way. It's just too risky!" Him (horny as hell): "Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?" Her: "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!" Him: "Oh yes you can. Please?" Her: "No, no. I just can't" Him: "I beg you ... " Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her pyjamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says: "Dad says to go ahead and give him a blow job. Or I can do it. Or if need be, he'll come

Annoy Your Public Bathroom Stallmate
20 Ways To Annoy Your Public Bathroom Stallmate 1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, 'May I borrow a highlighter?' 2. Say, 'Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that.' 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise. 4. Say, 'Damn, this water's cold.' 5. Drop a marble and say, 'Oh shit! My glass eye!' 6. Say, 'Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.' 7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly. 8. Say, 'Now how did that get there?' 9. Say, 'Humus. Reminds me of humus.' 10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, 'Whoa! Easy boy!' 11. Say, 'Interesting.. more floaters than sinkers.' 12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of you

The Gloves Joke
A young man wished to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note -- romantic, but not too personal. Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he bought a pair of white gloves; the younger sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents first, he sealed his package and mailed it to his sweetheart along with this note: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Darling, I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears short ones that are easy to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the lady I

Seriously...
Beware Of The Friday the 13th Virus... It will recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness setting so all your ice cream goes melty. It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards, screw up the tracking on your television and use subspace field harmonics to scratch any CDs you try to play. It will give your ex-girlfriend your new phone number. It will mix Kool-aid into your fishtank. It will drink all your beer and leave dirty socks on the coffee table when company comes over. It will put a dead aardvark in the back pocket of your good suit pants and hide your car keys when you are late for work. Friday 13th Virus will make you fall in love with a penguin. It will give you nightmares about circus midgets. It will pour sugar in your gas tank and shave off both your eyebrows while dating your girlfriend behind your back and billing the dinner and hotel room to your Discover card. It moves your car randomly around parking lots so you can't find it. I

Ever Wonder Why...?
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuc

A Night Of True Love
Staring up at the sky looking into the deepness. My mind is drifting getting lost in the burning diamonds shining their light upon me. They radiate the love and passion I feel deep inside myself right now. I yearn for you to be with me tonight. I savor each sensual kiss that bonds us. Tonight, for the first time, I am balanced between love and happiness. My body aches for your tender touch. I have to be honest, you're the only man I've ever wanted. Feeling your warm soft breath on my neck as you whisper sweet words I've been longing to hear you say. Words that prove the love you possess for me. Moving together in synch as we become one body... one heart, one soul--- one being. The tension and pleasure that was built up between us, now is released in a single massive explosion. Soft cries and muffled words are the only sounds that can be heard as we fall together against the comfort of the bed. The only blankets we use are each others arm

Special Moments
Time and space explode together, stars shoot to infinity. Nothingness surrounds, enveloping, soothing. Eyes close, mind floats into another dimension. Acutely aware, feeling the slightest touch, magnifying, peaceful. Breath shallow, softly caressing, zephyrs of desire. Ageless words, encapsulated in the air. Tenderness, silence. Movement slows, imperceptible, the lightest contact says all. Nothing more is needed, anymore impossible. Tracing fingers over skin, the intimacy heightened. Exploring, touching in a new way, gently, daringly. Beating heart, felt totally. Head pressed on chest, closely, listens to the heart, jumping, loving. Skin touches warm flesh. Total surrender of self. Two are as one, thrilling, confiding. Eyes gaze into beauty. Complete adoration, shines through. Seeing into the soul, totally, revealing. Lovers close, outside time, enjoying the moments of bliss, drowning in the love. Together, f

In The Heat Of The Moment
In the heat of the moment, wild passions flare. Tongues, teeth and finger tips, aching to touch and share. Invisible boundaries designed, to quell this heat with a shiver and a chill. Anticipation the red flame, that melts an iron will. Passions born of hell, yet known to God as pleasure. Finger tips burn skin, while touching lighter than a feather. A dance in near darkness, awakes once more this passion. Erotic this crucifixion, outdated by modern fashion. The world slips away, as we dance in the fire. Lips touching skin , animalistic this desire. The tempo grows quicker, hips interlocked not breaking. Hearts pound, brain whirls at this risk we are taking. The CD a rumble, like distant thunder. Passion riding the storm, of this spell I'm under. Lips along jawlines, passion threatens to burn us. Forged far below, in Hades' own furnace. Lips brushing lips, searing the flesh. Bodies interlocked, as to the music we mesh. The beat so st

This Little Boy
This little boy goes up to his dad and he says "Dad?, What's the difference between Potentially and Realistically?" To which the father replies "Well son, go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then you ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then you ask your brother if he would sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars." So the boy goes up to his mom and asks her if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars and the mother replies "Oh my god, of course I would, he is so good looking!" So the boy moves on and asks his sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and she replies "He is so fucking fine, of course I would!" Then last but no least he goes up to his brother and asks him if he would sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars, his brother says "Of course I would, who wouldn't for a million bucks?" So he goes up to his dad and says "I think I learned the difference

Researcher
Researcher: Excuse me madam, I'm conducting a survey. Woman: Yes, what is it about? Researcher: We are asking people what they think about sex on the television... Woman: Very uncomfortable, I would imagine!

A Young
A young , attractive woman thought she might have some fun with a stiff-looking military man at a cocktail party, so she walked over and asked him, "Major, when was the last time you had sex?" "1956," was his reply. "No wonder you look so uptight!" she exclaimed. "Major, you need to get out more!" "I'm not sure I understand you," he answered, glancing at his watch, ..."It's only 2014 now."

A Lil Rabbit
A Little Rabbit is running happily through the woods when he comes across a Giraffe rolling a joint. He runs up the Giraffe and says, "Hey, Giraffe. You shouldn't do that. Think of your health. You should come running in the woods instead!" The Giraffe looks at the Little Rabbit, looks at the spliff, shrugs his shoulders, tosses the joint over his shoulder and runs off through the wood with the Little Rabbit. After a while the Giraffe and the Rabbit come across an Elephant about to do a line of Coke. The Rabbit says, "Oh, Elephant you really shouldn't do that. You should come running with us in the wood. It is much better for you." The Elephant looks at the Rabbit looks at the line of Charlie, shrugs his shoulders, then runs off through the wood with the Giraffe and the Rabbit. Shortly they come across a Bear about to shoot up heroin. The Rabbit runs up to him and says, "Hey, Bear, you shouldn't do that, think of your health. You'd be better of running in the woods with us." The

Rich Man
Rich man and a poor man have the same wedding anniversary. They're both at Madison Avenue shopping for their wives. Poor man says to the Rich man, "What'd you get your wife this year?" He says, "A Mercedes and a huge diamond ring." The poor man says, "Why'd you get her both?" The Rich man says, "If she doesn't like the ring, she can take it back happy." The Poor man says, "O.K. That works." The Rich man says, "Well what did you get your wife?" The Poor man says, "A pair of slippers and a dildo." The Rich man says, "Why'd you get her a pair of slippers and a dildo?" The Poor man says, "If she doesn't like the slippers, she can go fuck herself!"

A Gay Man
A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to their house, and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner. He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and said, "Mom, I have something to tell you: I'm gay." His mother made no reply or gave any response, and the guy was about to repeat it to make sure she'd heard him, when she turned away from the pot she was stirring and said calmly, "You're gay -- doesn't that mean you put other men's penises in your mouth?" The guy said nervously, "Uh, yeah, Mom, that's right." His mother went back to stirring the pot, then suddenly whirled around, whacked him over the head with her spoon and said, "Don't you EVER complain about my cooking again!!!!!"

A Man
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry." Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?" He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."

1 Morning
One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden. "You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". So the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your first wish?". The woman stops and thinks for a second, "I want a huge mansion to live in.", goblins replies "OK, you've got it.". Woman again thinks it over, "My second wish is a Mercedes." "OK, you've got that too." "My last wish is a million dollars!". The goblin then says "OK, you've got it. But to make your wishes come true you have to have sex all night with me." "OK then, if that's what it takes..." Next morning the little man wakes the woman up. "Tell me," says the man, "how old are you?" "I'm 27", she replies "Fuck me", says the man, "27 and you still believe in goblins"

The Newly Weds
The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage. He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on." The bride replies, "I can't wear your trousers." He replies, "And don't forget that! I will always wear the pants in the family!" The bride takes off her knickers and throws them at him with the same request, "Try those on!" He replies,"I can't get into your knickers!" "And you never bloody will if you don't change your attitude."

A Guy
A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."

Saturday Night Loneliness...
It is another Saturday night Loneliness...I can feel the tears begin to fall...with each lost droplet....my heart begins to drop...I know your out there waiting for alone too...Someday I hope to find you...Maybe someday soon....J.

Water With Head
This man walk's into his apartment and says, "get me a glass of water hun". She says o.k. and gets him it. He drinks it and says man that washes the taste of my mouth. "From what? she asked. He said from your-------she interrupts- "oh I know what you’re talking about, my p*ss". "Well it does have to do with you, but you know what, it's from your sisters p*ss".

Shiny Shoes
Recently I became the subject of some small amount of ridicule when people where I work discovered that I retain the old fashioned notion of shining my shoes. As if it weren't "cool" or "current" to take some effort in one's personal appearance. What gives? I have found that one gal in particular asks me often if I have shined my shoes that day, her gaze somehow magnetically attracted to the luster and sheen of my patent leather chukkas, and makes an odd almost disdainful face. My opinion - she secretly admires the fact that a man still takes time to shine his shoes... or she just doesn't get it... her own appearance may suggest the latter. A few people (all older than me) are pleased with my glowing footwear. Something about the look of finishing off your leather with a chocolate bar that I don't really care for... It begs a bigger question however - where have the days gone of shined shoes, pressed clothing and neat appearance? Personal hygiene and neatness seem to be at an al

Words Women Use
Words Women Use - Translated (1.)Yeah, right: (DOUBLE MEANINGS) (1)This is a confirmation that what you are saying is Bullsh** and they know it. You can continue with the story, but after you have heard them say that, you're only making matters worse. (2) It can also be used as emphasize their answer. Not just no, but hell no. For example....you say "Baby, can I get a happy ending tonight?", and she says "Yeah, right!" 2.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument and you need to shut up. 3.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 4.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 5.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 6.) Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a

Coke Codes:
For those who Drink Coke Products and just throw the boxes away and the caps if your not collecting them send me the codes to my email kaycee2405@netscape.net or to my fubar email.The codes can be found on coke, diet coke,sprite,diet bargs rootbeer,Bargs Rootbeer,Power Aid,Dasni Water,Coke Cola Zero,vault,fanta,minute maid,nestea,pibb extra,fresca,.I have 890 points.

Feeling Blogged Down?
Recent update 8-26-07 And once again....here's Taer! So its time once more for a basic update on my life. Work has been completely slow over the last week, thankfully through wise spending choices I have my rent paid a month in advanced. Today and yesterday I worked for our company's general manager pulling weeds at her home for $10 an hour cash, compared to the casino's property (which usually takes me over a week to de-weed) this was as good as easy money. I got some reachargable batteries for my digicam so you can expect to see some new pics in the upcoming weeks. Also went to the casino last night with yesterdays pay($50) and won over $100. Today I still have to work but I can expect atleast another 20-30 which is great considering my usual jb only pays $8 an hour. For once I almost have my MP3 player full and I've begun burning DVDs to watch when I aint working. Thanks to my great work ethic the casino wants to take me on as a dishwasher (how great can that be you ask?)First

From The Mouths Of Babes.
What does Love mean? Slow down for three minutes to read this. It is so worth it. Touching words from the mouth of babes. What does Love mean? A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think: "When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love." Rebecca- age 8 "When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth." Billy - age 4 "Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other."

You Are On My List, Why?
Hi everyone! I wanted to give a heads up and let you know that I am cleaning out my friends list. There are some people on there that I know I have never talked to before just added as friends, so I am assuming that it was a point thing and thats all. I will be working on it over the next few days. If you want to stay on my list you need to email me or leave a profile comment or something. Now the ones that I have talked to recently, you know who you are, you are not going anywhere! I promise! I love meeting and making new friends, but to me that means you need to communicate a little bit. Dont mean to be harsh, but when you have over 250 people on you list and you maybe talk to 10-15 of them....and thats it....something needs to change. hugs Carrie

What Not To Say To A Cop
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 2. Sorry, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't on. 3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must have been going 125 mph just to keep up with me! 5. I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a cop. 6. Bad cop! No donut! 7. You're gonna check the trunk, aren't you? 8. I was going to be a cop, really, but I decided to finish high school instead. 9. I pay your salary. 10. That's terrific, the last guy only gave me a warning also. 11. Is that a 9mm? It's nothing compared to this .44 magnum! 12. What do you mean, have I been drinking? You're a trained specialist? 13. Do you know why you pulled me over? Good, at least one of us does. 14. That gut doesn't inspire too much confidence; bet I can outrun you. 15. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on Cops? 16. Is it true people become cops because they're too dumb to work at McDonald's? 17. I was trying to

This Week!
im planning to go back to where iam from which is exciting and well there is going to be a really big camp out and alot of familly get to gethers in the next few weeks but yea and my brothers is sending me some money to grab a camera for him so he can take pictures of his belated graduation gift from me and my parents to see MARILYN MANSON and SLAYER well i hope he enjoys him self!!! yay! go MANSON!!!! o_O

How To Make Vinaigrette
Balsamic Vinaigrette 1 cup extra-virgin olive oil 1/3 cup balsamic vinegar 2 teaspoons chopped fresh thyme 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/8 teaspoon white pepper 1 tablespoon chopped fresh basil Combine the olive oil, vinegar, thyme, salt, pepper, and basil in a screw-top jar. Cover and shake. Enjoy up to 2 tablespoons of salad dressing with a meal. Variations: The basic ratio for any vinaigrette is 1 part vinegar to 3 or 4 parts oil. Instead of balsamic vinegar, you can use any other type of vinegar (such as red wine or cider), or substitute lemon juice for some of the vinegar. Shallots and fresh herbs make nice additions, as does mustard. To ensure proper mixing of the ingredients, either shake well or mix with a wire whisk. This tip is from the South Beach Diet® Kitchen section of the Web site. Subscribe to southbeachdiet.com for more helpful cooking techniques, over 1,000 delicious recipes, and expert advice from Dr. Agatston.

The Warmth
I'd like to close my eyes, go numb but there's a cold wind coming from the top of the highest high-rise today. It's not a breeze 'cause it blows hard. Yes and it wants me to discard the humanity I know, watch the warmth blow away. So don't let the world bring you down. Not everyone here is that fucked up and cold. Remember why you came and while you're alive experience the warmth before you grow old. So do you think I should adhere to that pressing new frontier? And leave in my wake a trail of fear? Or should I hold my head up high and throw a wrench in spokes by leaving the air behind me clear? So don't let the world bring you down. Not everyone here is that fucked up and cold. Remember why you came and while you're alive experience the warmth before you go. So don't let the world bring you down. Not everyone here is that fucked up and cold. Remember why you came and while you're alive experience the warmth before you grow old. Before you grow old. Wh

A Promise To My Love
I sit here, looking back on memories of a not so long ago time, places we have been, things you have said, plans we made.. I still feel your closeness, the touch of your hand on my skin, so warm, tender and sweet.. The feel of your arms enclosing me with comfort, giving me a sense of security against my fears, embracing me with love; Your kiss filling me with a devotion in which all have failed to compare.. These are a few of the many things you have shown me, that have meant the world to me.. And they are the things that bind your heart to mine, and give me strength when I feel I can no longer be.. I know not the the depth of the pain I have caused in you with the choices I have made, nor can I take them back, Or ease the pain in your heart with simple words, but this promise I will make.. I won't always be the best person, I know I will make mistakes.. but I promise you I will be the best I can be, whatever that may take. I will give you th

Kids
The first week of school has gone pretty smoothly. The kids are glad that it has started back up. Joey took up band this year, he's playing the Alto Sax. He's not to bad, just needs more practice at it. If he really puts in the effort we're thinking of buying him his own sax. He's excited about that one. Devon is excited as well. This is her first year in middle school. I hope she does as well there as she did in elementary school. I think she'll be fine and do well. She has all the help she could want here at home. Having someone to help at home and show some encouragement goes along ways. Alex is doing well so far this year also. This is his last year at the elementary school. He goes out to the middle school next year. Where does the time go too? Now, this is Reese's first year at school. He's in kindergarden and he's just loving it. That little man is just picking things up so fast its amazing. His attention level at school is much better than here at home. I wish he would do that

Dealing With Drunks Who Don’t Realize That They Are One.
Dealing with drunks who don’t realize that they are one. Not sure how to start this, so I am going to just jump right in......I recently had someone who I thought was a "friend" tell me that she could fix my car. Very simple job, just put a starter in. Ok, so she came over and then proceeded to make a mess of things. First she dropped a tool down behind my headlight. So, then she took my battery out. Then she was going to take my front clip off to get to it. Everytime that she wanted to leave, I went with her. Because if I didn't, I felt that she would not come back. I realized that she was drunk when we made our first trip back to her house to get some more tools, so she said. She just wanted to get more vodka/moutain dew. After our second trip to her house, I realized that my car was not going to get fixed by her. She has hepatitis C and she still drinks like there is no tomorrow. She uses the excuse that she is just living her life to the fullest. Her son had asked her where

Gotj 07
WOOP WOOP!!! Besides the HEAT kickin me in the ass .. 4 days 3 days .. WHAT A BLAST. SOrda. haha. MY 4th gathering .. nothing was new to me .. seen alot of familiar faces .. met some new homies .. LOVED IT. my homies got to perform on the MAIN STAGE the very first night .. "EDIFIDDDDDE" THEIR TIME TO SHINE! RIP to the ninja who passed! Next year .. KEEP FLUIDS IN YOUR BODY .. at all times .. especially if its going to be THIS hot and you plan on DRINKING or DOING DRUGS. we dont need to lose family to BullSHIT. HOW WAS YOUR TIME ?

Corn Casserole I
Ingredients 1 can whole kernel corn 1 can cream-style corn 3 eggs 8 ounces sour cream 1 box Jiffy Cornbread mix 1 1/2 stick melted butter 1 cup grated Cheddar cheese Directions Mix first 6 ingredients together and place in greased casserole dish. Bake at 350 degrees for 35 minutes. Remove from oven, add Cheddar cheese and bake for 10 minutes more.

Roasted New Potatoes
Makes: 6 servings Prep Time: 30 minutes Cook Time: 45 minutes Ready In: 1 hour, 15 minutes Store potatoes in a cool, dark place with ventilation and they will keep for weeks. My parents had a shed (all dark and cool) which we used to store our crop for the winter. I can still remember the smell of the soil of the potatoes that ended up in the shed and of course the one potato that would spoil and give off an aroma that made it easy to find; so we could easily discard it. Do NOT store them in the refridgerator or they will turn brown and have develop a strange flavor. Aim for 45-50 degrees F, warmer and the potatoes will sprout and shrivel. Light causes potatoes to turn green, which imparts a bitter taste. You can store an apple with a potato to help prevent it from sprouting. How to prepare: Scrub exterior gently if they are to be cooked unpeeled. bake, boil, deep-fry, fry, puree, roast, steam, stew. Matches well with: bacon, basil, butter, caviar, cayenne, celery root, chard, ch

Zucchini Bread
Makes: 2 loaves servings Prep Time: 20 minutes Cook Time: 1 hour, 0 minutes Ready In: 1 hour, 20 minutes This is a delicious, freezable bread that no one will ever guess is made with zucchini. Is good served warm or cool. Can be iced with a powdered sugar glaze if desired. Great if sliced and spread with soft cream cheese. Facts on ZUCCHINI......Zucchin has four notable qualities: it is abundant, it is low in calories, it is a good source of fiber and versatile! Zucchini is part of the summer squash family which also includes cocozelle, yellow crookneck and straightneck, scallop and patty pan squash. They can be dark green, light green, bright yellow or any combination. Summer squash should be harvested daily. If fruit is allowed to grow large, the plant will stop producing blossoms and setting more fruit. Ingredients 3 eggs 1 1/2 cup sugar 2 cups grated zucchini 1 cup salad oil 1 1/2 tsp vanilla 2 1/4 cup all-purpose flour sifted 1 1/2 tsp baking powder 1 1/2 tsp bak

Confuscious Says
Confucious Says Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Man who stand on toilet high on pot. It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl! Man who jizz in cash register come into money. Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time. Man who fart in church must sit in own pew. Man who finger girl having period get caught red handed. Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam. Baseball wrong--man with four balls cannot walk. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger. Learn to masturbate--come in handy. Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock. Man who buy drowned cat must pay for wet pussy. Virgin like balloon--one prick, all gone. Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. He who lives in glass house, dress in basement. Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly. Better to be pissed off th

Hehe
1. I've come to realize the last person who held my hand... sucks 2. I am listening to.. my sister on fone 3. I am dating... D... hahaha yeah RIGHT xD 4. My best friends.... are the bestesttttt 5. My car is... shitty lol 6. I hate it when people.... lick my nuts 7. Love is... for lovers 8. Marriage is... waste of timeeeeeee 9. Somewhere, someone is thinking... of me! 10. I'm always... white 11. I have a secret crush on.. xD no secret 12. My cell phone.. n/a 13. When I wake up in the morning... i tinkle 14. Before I go to bed at night... tinkle again haha 15. Right now I am thinking... of you 16. Babies are... cute SOMETIMES 17. What song are you listening to now... nothing 18. Today ... was ok 19. Tonight I will... sleep 20.Tomorrow i will... work 21. I really want... oral sexo ARE YOU: 1. A gangsta?: oui 2. Are you tall?: no 3. In your pajamas? no 4. Left handed?: yes, but i use my right for someth

I Believe
I believe......... I Believe....... That our background and circumstances may have influenced who we are, but we are responsible for who we become. I Believe....... That no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. I Believe....... That just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. I Believe...... That it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. I Believe....... That you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them. I Believe....... That either you control your attitude or it controls you. I Believe....... That money is a lousy way of keeping score. I Believe....... That sometimes when I'm angry I have the right to be angry, but that doesn't give me the right to be cruel. I Believe....... That it isn't always enough t

Poetry
She lives in the dark. She is stunning yet pale. Her hair falls like a curtain, Hiding her beautiful eyes. It falls to her dainty waist, Hiding all her elegant grace. He to lives in the dark Yet he is not so pale. His hair so striking, shiny and black. His eyes too are hidden. His charming smile is crooked, His structure, so unique. They now sit together in the dark. Their morbid hearts now combined. A perfect love they had in mind. Nothing went wrong in the beginning, Their love seemed so strong. These two lovers did belong. This love was soon ended By a pathetic feud. Her heart ripped to shreds, His heart not affected. She questioned his love. Did he love her or did he not? Though their love is dead Their friendship still strong. She is trying to move on. This task for him seemed so simple. He seems to have never cared, He seems happier now. She is now with another, He too claims to love her. She loves him too but not the same Her heart no l

Birthday
OMG! I can not believe it I'm finally 18. I can not believe it. So far nothing special has happened except that my friend baked me a cake decorated it and had me blow the candels out. What a nice surprised since I have never been surprised with a b-day since I haven't actually celebrated one so this was a very nice surprised. Well i'm going to continue my day an see what else happens. ta ta :D Shana

Steppin' Up To A Challenge #2
Okay,I stayed up till about 2 a.m. and this what I came up with to present to the chefs. Coconut Mango Salad Fresh mango mizuna lettuce green apples chives ginger jalepeno pear tomatoes honey coconut milk red bell pepper carrots(mainly for color) Cucumber Tomato Hamachi Sushimi Cevechi hamachi(sushi grade fish) cukes red onions pear tomato fresh mint napa cabbage snow peas honey rice wine vinegar olive oil soy sauce I honestly think this a shot in the dark.It's hard to predict what they are looking for besides contrasts in texture,flavors and temperatures(coolness to heat within the dish).Then again,I think they want me "to think outside the box".Fuck!!!that saying is sooo corny to me.Anyway,I'm just gonna dive right in and maybe worry how deep the situation is while I'm in. I plan on taking pics or shoot a video for it and post it tomorrow.

Circle Lyrics
Yeah, You know it's funny seems everytime I, try to forget about you my feelings bring you back in its crazy cause i got somebody else and you got somebody else but you and i both know how it really it is but still you know what im sayin b? Ran across a picture you took of me and you crossed my mind and it got thinking about how it used to be it was just you and me I still hear you say you love me put no one else above me but that was back then now now you're just a memory If i didnt go away for school then where would we be? Probaly still together and somewhere happy. If im supposed to be moved on to new relationships darlin why are you still hauntin me? [Chorus] They say if you love somethin let it go and if it comes back then thats how you know i got to the stop light then i made 4 rights now im back where i started and youre back in my life. The further i go the closer i get back to you i say i moved on till im reminded of you can somebody help

If I Was Your Man Lyrics
If I Was Your Man, Girl Girl Im So Tired Of Things I Just Wanna Settle Down I Swear To You Ive Changed Baby I Aint Buggin Out I Kno I Put You Through Hell You Deserve To Be With Someone Else But I Gotta Be Straight Up (Straight Up) Girl I Just Wanna Kiss And Make Up (Make Up) Oo We've Been Through A Lot Of Things How Do You Throw That Away You Were The Heart Of Me Cant Believe You Let It Break Tell Me Why You Wont Let Him Go You Can Say What You Want But I Kno Baby No More Lies Ima Keep It Real This Time Help Me Understand What Im Saying And Get Through Why Cant I Be Your Man When Id Give Up The World For You Girl Ill Do The Best I Can Love You Forever That's What Ill Do If I Was Your Man Lyrics If I Was Your Man Got Rid Of Everything That I Knew Was Hurting You My Hustling The Streets Gave That Up For You Too Don't Want Nothing Else In The Way I Just Wanna Make Sure That You'll Stay Baby No More Lies Ima Do It Right

You Know You Went Too Mckinley When...
YOU KNOW YOU GO TO McKINLEY HIGH SCHOOL WHEN..... -You can mimick everything mrs. barton will say on the announcements -The cookies in the snack line are the best and no one actually eats lunch -You get yelled at for wearing a hoodie but dont actually have to take it off -The cheerleaders and football players never get detention for walking the halls ... if they do they find a way to not go -No one calls the school by its actual name its just mack high -The house system will never work and nobody follows it -Mr. tydus has said "excuse me" in his odd voice at least once to you during your high school career or has gotten you in a headlock and chased u around the cafeteria -There are about 100 kids who live and breathe jrotc -Everyone has more fun at military ball then they will at prom -The top 10 is not even the real top 10 -Yearbook pics are always horrible for everyone -Senioridues develops at the beginning of your junior year -The library is always clos

How Sad Some People Are
Recently I was just taken off the Market and it feels so good to be in a relationship again but already some people had to hate on me and I'll explain why. When I was talking to my lady to be and now shes my lady we were getting to know each other and while I was getting to know other women Me and my lady got real close and next thing we are in love. She is 42 and im 28. 14 years apart but none of that really matters. And when I went to tell the other ladies that im off the market alot of them got butt-hurt and decided to call me names like, "player", "Your just like all the other men", and other typical things. Yeah It was my bad to be talking to other ladies and seeing weere it could go but you know you cant put all your eggs in one basket. You gotta talk to alot of people but then again not that my technique works for most but Just because I am in a relationship and they are not does not give them the power to hate on me. Childish and immature people. Yeah I used to be this way myse

Heartache Every Moment By Him
This song is so powerful. The words are just filled with passion. Hell instead of me telling you about it you can read it. Enjoy! "Heartache Every Moment" From lashes to ashes And from lust to dust In your sweetest torment I'm lost And no heaven can help us Ready, willing and able To lose it all For a kiss so fatal And so warm Oh it's heartache every moment From the start 'til the end It's heartache every moment With you Deeper into our heavenly suffering Our fragile souls are falling It's heartache every moment Baby with you And we sense the danger But don't wanna give up 'Cause there's no smile of an angel Without the wrath of god Oh it's heartache every moment From the start 'til the end It's heartache every moment With you Deeper into our heavenly suffering Our fragile souls are falling It's heartache every moment Baby with you My darling with you From lashes to ashes And from lust to dust In your sweetes

Beautiful By Him
I cried when I first Heard this song. "BeautifuL" Just one look into your eyes One look and I'm crying 'Cause you're so beautiful Just one kiss and I'm alive One kiss and I'm ready to die 'Cause you're so beautiful Just one touch and I'm on fire One touch and I'm crying 'Cause you're so beautiful Just one smile and I'm wild One smile and I'm ready to die 'Cause you're so beautiful Oh and you're so beautiful My darling Oh you're so beautiful You're so beautiful Oh my baby You're so beautiful And you're so beautiful Oh my darling Oh my baby And you're so beautiful

The Funeral Of Hearts By Him
Yup im a Him Fan. "The Funeral Of Hearts" Love's the funeral of hearts And an ode for cruelty When angels cry blood On flowers of evil in bloom The funeral of hearts And a plea for mercy When love is a gun Separating me from you She was the sun Shining upon The tomb of your hopes and dreams so frail He was the moon Painting you With it's glow so vulnerable and pale Love's the funeral of hearts And an ode for cruelty When angels cry blood On flowers of evil in bloom The funeral of hearts And a plea for mercy When love is a gun Separating me from you She was the wind, carrying in All the troubles and fears you've for years tried to forget He was the fire, restless and wild And you were like a moth to that flame The heretic seal beyond divine A prayer to a god who's deaf and blind The last rites for souls on fire Three little words and a question why Love's the funeral of hearts And an ode for cruelty When angels cry blood On flowers of e

Killing Loneliness By Him
The Story behind this song is When I was listning to Love Line over the radio in southern cali Ville Valo, the lead singer of him was the guest on the show for the evening and they played Killing Loneliness and after the song was played Ville started to talk about the song and the thing was he was talking about the time of when he was doing drugs with his friend and his friend died of an overdose so basically the drugs were killing his loneliness. Well Here are the lyrics. Enjoy! "Killing Loneliness" Memories, sharp as daggers Pierce into the flesh of today Suicide of love took away all that matters And buried the remains in an unmarked grave in your heart With the venomous kiss you gave me I'm killing loneliness (Killing loneliness) With the warmth of your arms you saved me, Oh, I'm killing loneliness with you I'm killing loneliness that turned my heart into a tomb I'm killing loneliness Nailed to the cross, together As solitude begs us to stay Disappear in the

Right Here In My Arms By Him
He'll if you are a Helpless romantic like me you will love this song. Enjoy! Right Here In My Arms She's smiling like heaven is down on earth Sun is shining so bright on her All her wishes have finally come true Her heart is weeping. Happiness is killing her. She'll be right here in my arms So in Love She'll be right here in these arms She can't let go [Repeat] So hard she's trying But her heart won't turn to stone...oh no She keeps on crying But I won't leave her alone She'll never be alone She'll be right here in my arms So in Love She'll be right here in these arms She can't let go [Repeat]

It's Time To Rock On Friday's On World Rock Radio
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Spiders Create Giant Web
Thu Aug 30, 7:02 AM ET WILLS POINT, Texas - Entomologists are debating the origin and rarity of a sprawling spider web that blankets several trees, shrubs and the ground along a 200-yard stretch of trail in a North Texas park. ADVERTISEMENT Officials at Lake Tawakoni State Park say the massive mosquito trap is a big attraction for some visitors, while others won't go anywhere near it. "At first, it was so white it looked like fairyland," said Donna Garde, superintendent of the park about 45 miles east of Dallas. "Now it's filled with so many mosquitoes that it's turned a little brown. There are times you can literally hear the screech of millions of mosquitoes caught in those webs." Spider experts say the web may have been constructed by social cobweb spiders, which work together, or could be the result of a mass dispersal in which the arachnids spin webs to spread out from one another. "I've been hearing from entomologists from Ohio, Kansas, British Columbia — all over

Love Is Like A Rose
Love is like a rose with gentle, tender parts, Slowly it unfolds and develops in your heart. Its beauty can’t be tamed it’s as wild as the wind Words can never explain the feelings held within. You could be cut by a thorn and your heart would tend to bleed, Sometimes it will be torn, but inside is always a new seed. There will always be a change, and yet it grows and grows, And although it may seem strange. Love is like a rose.

I Guess Better Now Then Later...
subject: Im Confused Now > Why Is a friend Of a Guy friend Checking me Out? post date: 2007-09-01 05:53:26 views: 5 comments: 1 ratings: 0 Leaving Inundeos ,about things , and hoping they set doubt in , ? Why ? Or are they inuendoes ?Are they words, should I listen too> Cause Im a trusting person and dont doubt things between a guy or a lady .> I do belive this guy and have no doubts whats going on here between him and me. .This isnt games I play. What are you doing , trying to save me a heartache ,or make trouble or just informing me he isnt trust worthy ,? This is strange or is this just Drama people talk of in here . I want none of it so Ill pray to my God he,ll help me to know what to do or belive or anything else > Hugs hugs..diana Comment on this post.. Recent readers: jojo member is Online ~Kapalua~ member is Online Comments on this posting: jojo member is Online 2007-09-01 07:58:04 I dont want to cause u grief Diana, i wrote to u hoping u would an

Who Loves To Travel?
Hey to everyone on fubar checking me out. I just wanted to share with everyone and anyone who loves to travel and take vacations that I have a website that offers great deals and specials on airfare, hotel accomodations, car rentals, cruises, vacation packages, golf n spa resorts, and much more. Feel free to visit: www.lgmtravel.com Feel free to share with any family and friends also. Thanks.

Words Of Wisdom
I cant go back and fix the past....If i did id never learn from my mistakes. If you can't treat me as good as i treat you then why am i wasting my time its that simple! The more i screw up in life the more i learn...The more i learn the better i am. If i got handed everything in life i wouldnt know wtf i was doing so i work for it and ponder everything I dont make the same mistakes twice i learn from the first one and make sure i DONT do it again Nice guys do finish last the bad boys finish above em but guys like me were in the middle of the pack striving to figure out who we are Im human ive made mistakes some are worse than others but havent we all? Theres 3 stages to life the learning stage, the rebellion stage and the end stage just we never stop learning EVERYONE is looking to screw you over in life it just depends on the situation If i said whats on my mind you really wouldnt like me cause theres time i dont like myself Am i who you think I am no im

I Wanna Know
"I Wanna Know" Yeah, oh yeah Alright, oh, oh, oh It's amazing how you knock me off my feet, hmm Everytime you come around me I get weak, oh yeah Nobody ever made me feel this way, oh You kiss my lips and then you take my breath away So I wanna know [1] - I wanna know what turns you on So I can be all that and more I'd like to know what makes you cry So I can be the one who always makes you smile Girl he never understood what you were worth, hmm no And he never took the time to make it work (You deserve more loving, girl) Baby I'm the kind of man who shows concern, yes I do, oh Anyway that I can please you let me learn So I wanna know [Repeat 1] [2] - Tell me what I gotta do to please you Baby anything you say I'll do Cause I only wanna make you happy From the bottom of my heart, it's true [Repeat 2] I wish that I could take a journey through your mind, alright And find emotions that you always try to hide babe, oh I do believe that there's a lo

Will You Ever?
Will you ever? I don't think you will ever fully understand how you've touched my life and made me who I am. I don't think you could ever know just how truly special you are that even on the darkest nights you are my brightest star. I don't think you will ever fully comprehend how you've made my dreams come true or how you've opened my heart to love and the wonders it can do. You've allowed me to experience something very hard to find unconditional love that exists in my body, soul, and mind. I don't think you could ever feel all the love I have to give and I'm sure you'll never realize you've been my will to live. You are an amazing person and without you I don't know where I'd be. Having you in my life completes and fulfills every part of me.

You Don't See Me
I see you staring at me, but you never truly see, why I love you, oh, so much, when you're so out of touch. Feelings that we could have shared, you flung behind without a care. It seems so hard to let you go, and the process is so slow. I don't know whether I should stay, and waste another day away. I do know, though, that all this pain, will soon drive me insane. You don't feel me loving you, and you just can't seem to get a clue. You don't see me cry inside, and in you I know I can't confide. Yet still I find that you are blind, to things meant to be kind. You know nothing of my fears, and are unaware of all my tears. I know I really can't deny, things I feel as I look you in the eye. So who will help me make it though? Who will tell me what to do? How come every time I see your face, for me there's never any space? Maybe someday you'll see me differently, so until then, I'll be waiting silently.

Far Away
"Far Away" This time, This place Misused, Mistakes Too long, Too late Who was I to make you wait Just one chance Just one breath Just in case there's just one left 'Cause you know, you know, you know [CHORUS] That I love you I have loved you all along And I miss you Been far away for far too long I keep dreaming you'll be with me and you'll never go Stop breathing if I don't see you anymore On my knees, I'll ask Last chance for one last dance 'Cause with you, I'd withstand All of hell to hold your hand I'd give it all I'd give for us Give anything but I won't give up 'Cause you know, you know, you know [CHORUS] So far away Been far away for far too long So far away Been far away for far too long But you know, you know, you know I wanted I wanted you to stay 'Cause I needed I need to hear you say That I love you I have loved you all along And I forgive you For being away for far too long So keep breathing 'Cause I'm not leaving you

Life Goes On
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down will. You will have your heart broken more than once and it's harder every time but you'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend , you'll blame a new love for things an old one did, you'll cry because time is passing too fast , and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So, take too many pictures, laugh way too much, and love like you've never been hurt , because every minute you spend upset is a minute of happiness you can never get back. You have to take the good with the bad, smile with the sad, love what u got and remember what you had, always forgive but never forget, learn from your mistakes but never regret. People change and things go wrong, but just remember LIFE GOES ON!!!

My Little Secret
See baby your my little secret (secret secret) If you won't tell I won't tell And that's how we got to keep it See baby your my little secret If you won't tell I won't tell And that's how we got to keep it Did anybody see ya Come into my house last night When I got your message in my beeper That you wanna do everythng I like Alright (alright) Bridge: I like being in the same room with you and your girlfriend The fact that she don't know (she dont know) that really turns me on She'll never guess in a million years That we got this thing going on Chorus: Your my little secret (Secret babe) That's how we should keep it (Nobody has to know) It's on everybody's mind about you and I They think so but they don't really know or wanna know That Your my little secret And that's how we should keep it We should never let 'em know Never let it show But you know like I know We should never let it go If anybody knew that It w

I'm Sorry
I'm sorry if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs. I'm sorry.. if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl". I'm sorry.. if I'm not tan enough for you. I'm sorry.. if I'm not a playboy model so I don't act like a porn star for you. I'm sorry.. If i don't have a dream body that turns you on. I'm sorry.. if im too tall for you. I'm sorry.. if i won't drop down to my knees to get you to like me I'm sorry.. if my hair is not long enough. I'm sorry.. if im not the "hottest" girl you have ever seen. But most of all... I'm sorry that he can't accept me for who I really am.

About A Taurus (me)
Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long relationships Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Sexy as ...u no!..... Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn. Sexual as ......... Most caring person you will ever meet! One of a kind. Not one to fuck with. Are the most sexiest people on earth!

Back From Vacation
Ok I am back from vacation and will talk more about it later but I don't have time right now because I am at the library using there computer because I had mine shut down for now so I also have pictures of Las Vegas and more miss you and can't wait to have more time to talk to you all about my fun fun fun.....

What Is A Juggalo
To the uninitiated, you may think of a Juggalo as an Insane Clown Posse fan, or a follower of the Dark Carnival. In reality, a Juggalo is neither a fan, nor a follower. A Juggalo is someone who doesn't give a fuck what people think about them. They have entered the world of the Dark Carnival and Insane Clown Posse because they themselves have been considered clowns, buffoons, idiots, and freaks. Being a Juggalo reflects an entire lifestyle and state of mind... it is something that is impossible to define, even for a Juggalo. To understand what a Juggalo is, you must truly be a Juggalo.

Why Can't People Just Be Literate?
I come to you all with yet another question. One that applies to the never-ending plethora of uneducated idiots... What is so hard about spelling a word properly? Is correct grammer really that much of a problem? It seems to me that these days people are just too lazy to even care. I mean, it's not as if it takes that much longer... it's probably longer typing in "slang" or in abbreviated text as you would have to think about how each word can be shortened without taking away it's meaning. I have a lot of time for people that make the effort to make sense. And if you're one of these people that shorten words... GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER!!! It's honestly fucking shocking that you can't even spell some of the most common words. :[ Shame on you!!

What Do U Do?
What do you do when you know someone's keeping something from you? When you know that though they're telling you one thing, it's only partially true. When the signs are there, and probably the evidence, how do you get them to admit it? Is there even a way or are you just beating your head against a wall? Is it better to just play stupid while inside it slightly eats at you? What do you do?

A Poem I Wrote
It doesn't interest me what you do for a living I want to know what you ache for and if you dare to dream of meeting your heart's longing. It doesn't interest me how old you are I want to know if you will risk looking like a fool for love for your dreams for the adventure of being alive. It doesn't interest me what planets are squaring your moon... I want to know if you have touched the center of your own sorrow if you have been opened by life's betrayals or have become shriveled and closed from fear of further pain. I want to know if you can sit with pain mine or your own without moving to hide it or fade it or fix it. I want to know if you can be with joy mine or your own if you can dance with wildness and let the ecstasy fill you to the tips of your fingers and toes without cautioning us to be careful be realistic to remember the limitations of being human. It doesn't interest me if the story you are telling me is true. I want to know if you ca

The Smiths' ~ This Is Funny!!
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon. "Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. "Good morning,Ma'am", he said, "I've come to..." "Oh, no need to explain," Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, "I've been expecting you." "Have you really?" said the photographer. "Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?" "Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat". After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?" "Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there." "Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it

9/2/07 Blog From My Website
LibertyLuvr.Weebly.Com This is my first post. I quit smoking on Wednesday August 29th. I am using Snus to quit smoking. I haven't picked up a cigarette since I quit. I am damn proud of myself. I haven't even had an urge to buy a pack of cigs. Nope. I'm done smoking. I am doing it for my health. No longer am I a victim of myself. I can control my nicotine cravings without the use of nasty cigarettes. Snus is a very good (much healthier) tobacco product. Not only does it have about 90% less cancer causing chemicals in it, but it's not gross like Dip/Snuff - AND it comes in little pouches!! Woohoo! You don't spit with snus. And it doesn't taste gross or smell gross. Your breath is fresh (with the mint kinds) and you still get the nicitone you crave. And the snus lasts hours whereas a cigarette only lasts 5 minutes. I'm using no more than 8 pouches a day. There are 20 pouches in a can of Camel Snus which costs anywhere between $4.50 and $5.60. I was smoking a pack a day. 20 cigs a day.

Fontana The Race That Wasn't
I drove down to Walnut, CA with my sister, niece, and dad. It took about 8 hours to get there. When we got there it was really hot, I am talking over 100 degrees. We had dinner saturday night and went swimming. We got up on Sunday morning, had breakfast and were watching tv in the hotel room, (since the race doesn't didn't start until 5 we didn't need to leave to early) and all of sudden we had an earthquake. 4.7, that was real fun. We decided to leave for the race around Noon. It didn't take more then 30 min. to get there. It was well over 105 degrees at this point. We made it up to the grandstands, by taking the stairs (we didn't know about the elevators yet) and we sat down and that is when the trouble started. My sister was feeling really sick, with dizziness and everything. My dad was having trouble breathing and everytime I stood up, I felt sick to my stomach and like my knees were going to buckle. Just before my sister passed out, the medics came and took her o

1 Or The Other
satanist or other satanist people act like its such a bad thing when they believe in the devil but its not like all we do is kill well as matter of fact most dont like me its not that bad if you do your research on it its like making yourself a god in your book! anything other everyone thinks that they have to believe in a holy god or somthing.but really all religions are alike in most ways

Classic Romantic
You say you want to take my pain away, and I marvel at you. I sit and stare and try to figure out what kind of person you are, who you really are. I try to figure you out and I cant think of anything except perfection. I've always had a very romantic idea of love. So many times I've played the savior. The graceful, pitiful, open hearted, niave little princess, who stumbles to find a broken man. Wayworn and wounded in body, soul, and heart. She holds him in her arms, tends to his wounds, and in the process they're hearts grow towards one another, and love develops. She would heal his wounds, all of them, and then they would be happy in love. But that's always over idolized. What happens is graceful, pitiful, open hearted me stumbles upon said broken man, and in the process of trying to heal, they usurp, use and abuse my love, then throw me away in the gutter, curse me and say they can never be healed. You are different Do I get to be the wayworn damsel, not the savior? Will

I Am Posting This For A Friend
I am posting this for a friend Body: To all that this concerns My name is James and most of you know where I live, some of you know the bitch that use to be my wife and she thinks it funny what she and the asshole that use to be my best friend did to me. It was court ordered that she pay $150.00 a month and she don't! That is a sorry ass mother to me. If it was the other way around I would be made to pay it!! _ For 18 years we're together, we had our ups and downs but I never left her side or crossed any lines like she did to me. I love her with all that I had whole heartedly and help raise her three kids that she had before we got together, and we had one of our own. I didn't treat one no different then the other I love them the same as if they were really mine. That's the way it is suppose to be when you love someone with your heart. I would have gave up my life for her to protect hers, and I would have put my life in harms way to protect the one that I called a frien

Why Are People The Way They Are???
Why are people the way they are??? All of you who know me know that I am straight up and dont pull any punches. I stress over and over how much honesty in a person is of the utmost importance. I value this characteristic in a person even if what they have to say hurts my feelings. I have been hurt over and over so if I can hear the truth from the get go then it keeps me and things in perspective. So why is it that when people verbally push you away and you take that step back, they seem mad or disappointed when you are in the very spot they put you in? I could spend a lifetime trying to figure people out but that is so exhausting. I just want to say that the people i "have let in" I have for a reason. I care for them. However I don't deserve to be treated poorly when I have done nothing wrong. I wish with all my heart that I could make people realize more then they want to but I cant. Instead I try and "hope for the best". Time after time it never goes that way tho. I am constantly

Forest Of Dreams
Walking through the forest of dreams. Listening to it’s heart, the beat of magic and live. Dreams and wishes come true. Hunting in the darkness, with light as my companion. The wind through your hair a smile upon your face. Higher and higher caried on the wind. flying above the sea and land through time and space, with wings of hope to a world. A world of light and magic you enter, the light of magic around you in the forest of dreams beneath the full moon in the dark. With eyes like stars you look upon the world of dreams.

Urine Test
Like a lot of folks in this state I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test, with which I have no problem. What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test. Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them?? Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do on the other hand have a problem with helping someone sitting on their ass, spending the cash on drugs. Could you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check?????

Do You Hate Your Job?
If you hate your Job ................ -----I Hate My Job When you have an "I hate My Job" day, try this. On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement, "Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested". Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in the Thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson." HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE

~bitchology~
When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a "bitch". When I stand up for those I love, they call me a "bitch" When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a "bitch". Being a "bitch" means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me. When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak against it, I am defined as a "bitch". The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish. It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be. I am outspoken, opinionated and determined. I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that! So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me. You won't succeed! And if that makes me a "bitch", so be it. I emb

Follow Your Dream...
Trouble arrives in measures, and we stack it up real high, until we're convinced, we have no reason to try. If you feel defeated, you're absolutely wrong, for if you follow your dream, you could never lose for long. Ignore the minor set-backs that pile up and trouble you, or you will build a mountain, out of the stones hurled at you. The future holds great promise, your destiny unknown, but God is always helping, and you're never alone. Soar bravely toward your goal. Let nothing darken the way. You can change your tomorrow, if you seek your dream today.

97 Percent
This is not my work. This belongs to a very talented man who calls himself Raven. When I look into your eyes I see that something has been left behind through the smiles and gentle kisses I see a heart still longing a touch left unfulfilled a kiss that is vapor to the wind I'm ninety-seven percent of what you need inches away from being complete I could be your everything your only wish your only dream if only I weren't so human and so bound within myself But instead I'm ninety-seven percent leaving love unfulfilled and dreams untouched just an imperfect hand grasping at perfection watching as you drift to the horizon with your sliver of emptiness eating you away seeking perfection with longing eyes leaving me behind with every step you take I know it's only time until you're gone the quest for completion pulling you away leaving my only dream shattered my everything gone and the ninety-seven percent of what I was destroyed Too imperfect to be imm

Hey! (written October 12, 2006)
Hey! Don’t say you love me Cause I’ll only kick you out the door Hey! Don’t say you need me Cause I’ll only leave you wanting more You want that pretty life you see in movies and TV What you don’t understand baby That shit just isn’t meant for me No, it just isn’t meant for girls like me I’ll tell you you’re the only one Get you burning with desire I’ll throw my love down on you all night Then turn around and walk that wire Hey! Don’t Say you love me Cause I’ll only kick you out the door Hey! Don’t say you need me Cause I’ll only leave you wanting more You crave me in your life You need me in your bed All your demons I bring out Making madness in your head Hey! Don’t say you love me Cause I’ll only kick you out the door Hey! Don’t say you need me Cause baby you’ll just burn for more…

Naughty Application
Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17. Would you tell your friends about me?

Nv Messageboard
As One of the Models for the Plus Sized Pin Up Model site Naughtyvixenz.com.. I would like to invite all who read this to check out our Messageboard. There you can keep tabs on what's new and what's coming as well as your favorite NV Model. Plus, It would make me Uber Happy to receive some feedback on my pics and or set Ideas. Tell me what you want to see :)

Stardust
Hello everyone. I plan on using this blog for movie and television shows reviews. I know, who needs another critic. It's just my humble opinion. Feel free to agree, disagree, comment or whatever. First up: Stardust I saw this movie last week after hearing some good word of mouth about it. I thought it was an excellent movie. It had a good story, very good acting, (Michelle Pfeifer was Great!)and good special effects. There was a lot of humor as well as plenty of action and romance. It reminded me a lot of The Princess Bride. It had a great deal of the same qualities. Very good movie for the whole family to see together. I highly recommend it! Well, that's all for now. See, that wasn't too bad was it? Time to gear up for the new television season. Later! TV Junkie

The Walk
Would you like to take a walk? His simple words inquired A smile filled my face A twinkle in his eye A quiet stroll along a winding path Among the shade trees and wooded brush Sunshine through the trees Holding hands The river rushing by as time stood still Memories of my younger years A smile on his face Laughter shared Time stood still for a while No pressure, no rhyme or reason Life was good again A moment shared between two Time passing quickly now A fleeting moment of bliss Gone in the blink of an eye Shadows falling Time returning to its relentless pace Once again we part ways ‘til we meet again..

Nine Inch Nails - Starfuckers Inc!
My God sits in the back of the limousine My God comes in a wrapper of cellophane My God pouts on the cover of the magazine My God is a shallow little bitch trying to make a scene I have arrived and this time you should believe the hype I listened to everyone now I know that everyone was right I'll be there for you as long as it works for me I play a game it's called insincerity Starfuckers Starfuckers Starfuckers, Inc. Starfuckers I am every fucking thing and just a little more I sold my soul but don't you dare call me a whore And when I suck you off not a drop will go to waste It's really not so bad you know once you get past the taste, yeah (asskisser) Starfuckers Starfuckers Starfuckers, Inc. Starfuckers All our pain How did we ever get by without you? You're so vain I bet you think this song is about you Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Now I belong, I'm one of the chosen ones Now I belong, I'm one of the beautiful ones Lyrics >

The Last Breath
Theres a rose on the bed A letter that I wrote what you mean to me Words I wished Id said, Were still in my head, now I pray youd see I dont know how to tell you that I miss you, baby I struggle with the words sometimes But in my heart, I know youll find Chorus: I know, you know Our souls will be together till the end of time You know, I know Your love is gonna meet me on the other side As sure as the angels come down and take my breath away I love youd be the last thing Id ever say Id ever say.... You walked beside me, You stood by me and got me through my darkest times And now I close my eyes And visuallize your face for the last time I didnt know how to tell you that I loved you baby I struggle with the words sometimes But in my heart, I know youll find Chorus: I know, you know Our souls will be together till the end of time You know, I know Your love is gonna meet me on the other side As sure as the angels come down and take my breath away I

Don't Push Me Away
Don't run when I push you away. That's when I need you most and want you to stay. When you remember how hard it is to change yourself, you begin to understand what little chance we have of changing others. Who do you turn to when the only person in the world that can stop you from crying, is exactly the one making you cry?

What Is Love
In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything and two minus one equals nothing...No one can tell anyone what love is; you will simply know it when you feel nothing else....Love can happen anywhere at any time and almost always when we least expect it....

Silent
silent... Remorseful words spoke in a soften tone. Ever so slightly push into the background of life. Forgotten by most remember by none. Laid awake for days mind racing in distress. The success resulting in failure, pity, misjudgment, and lack of knowledge. Knowing myself for what I'm worth, worth no more then your mistake. Was it the love of success or the hatred within yourself. The unfulfilling desire of trying to become something extreme. Just beyond your grasp perhaps, or just beyond mine. Took you for what you were worth, worth more then life itself. Now that you've destroyed mine I am but yours to hold. Do with what you wish I have not an emotion to show, only silent fears and withheld tears

In These Arms
You want commitment Take a look into these eyes They burn with a fire, Just for you now Until the end of time I would do anything I'd beg, I'd steal, I'd die To have you in these arms tonight I want you like the roses Want the rain You know I need you Like a poet needs the pain I would give anything My blood my love my life If you were in these arms tonight I'd hold you I'd need you I'd get down on my knees for you And make everything alright If you were in these arms I'd love you I'd please you I'd tell you that I'd never leave you And love you till the end of time If you were in these arms tonights We stared at the sun And we made a promise A promise this world would never blind us These are my words Our words were our songs Our songs are our prayers These prayers keep me strong It's what I believe If you were in these arms tonight If you were in these arms tonight I'd hold you I'd need you I'd get down on my k

Parent Definitions
Words that you or I would commonly use for one meaning, have a completely different meaning to parents in a family... AMNESIA: condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again. BOTTLE FEEDING: an opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 AM too. DEFENSE: what you'd better have around the yard if you're going to let the children play outside. DROOLING: how teething babies wash their chins. DUMB WAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert. FAMILY PLANNING: the art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you from falling into financial disaster. FEEDBACK: the inevitable result when a baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots. FULL NAME: what you call your child when you're mad at him. GRANDPARENTS: the people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right. HEARSAY: what toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word. IMPREGNABLE: a woman whose memory of

Alcohol At Work
Here are some pretty solid reasons why alcohol should be served at work... It's an incentive to show up. It leads to more honest communications. It reduces complaints about low pay. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear. It encourages car pooling. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work. It makes fellow employees look better. It makes the cafeteria food taste better. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar. It makes everyone more open with their ideas. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break. Increases the chance of seeing your boss naked. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up. Sitting "bare ass" on the copy machine will no lon

Alcohol Warnings
Due to increasing products liability litigation, beer manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers: WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make yo

Hangover Ratings
Does any of this sound somewhat familiar? 1 star hangover * No pain. No real feeling of illness.. Your sleep last night was a mere disco nap which is giving you a whole lot of misplaced energy. Be glad that you are able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 10 bottles of water and still feel this way. Even vegetarians are craving a Cheeseburger and a side of fries. 2 star hangover ** Slight headache. Don't feel sick, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay but you have the attention span and mental capacity of a stapler. The coffee you chug to try and remain focused is only exacerbating your rumbling gut, which is craving a full English breakfast. Last night has wreaked havoc on your bowels and even though you have a nice demeanour about the office, you are costing your employer valuable money because all you really can handle is aimlessly surfing the net and writing junk e-mails. 3 star hangover *** Definit

Women's Meanings
What common words, phrases and sounds actually mean, when a woman says them... Fine: This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up. NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments. Five minutes: This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade. Nothing: This means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine". Go Ahead (with raised eyebrows): This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine". Go Ahead (normal eyebrows): This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care".

Women's Point System
In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes & you get points. Do something she dislikes & points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played. Here is a guide to the point system... Simple Duties You make the bed...................................................+1 You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows..........0 You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets........................-1 You leave the toilet seat up.......................................-5 You replace the toilet-paper roll when it's empty...................0 When the toilet-paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex........-1 When the Kleenex runs out you shuffle slowly to the next bathroom..-2 You go out to buy her spring-fresh extra-light pantyliners with wings.......+5 But return with beer...............................................-5 You check out a suspici

Womens Questions
Answers to 5 of the toughest questions women ask... There are five things that women should never, ever ask a guy, according to an article in an issue of Sassy magazine. The five questions are: 1 - "What are you thinking?" 2 - "Do you love me?" 3 - "Do I look fat?" 4 - "Do you think she is prettier than me?" 5 - "What would you do if I died?" What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument and/or divorce if the man does not answered properly, which is to say dishonestly. For example: 1 - "What are you thinking?" The proper answer to this question, of course is, "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, caring, thoughtful, intelligent, beautiful woman you are and what a lucky guy I am to have met you." Obviously, this statement bears no resemblance whatsoever to what the guy was really thinking at the time, which was most likely one of five things: a - Football b

About Women
Women especially love a bargain. The question of 'need' is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game. Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you 'just don't understand'. Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them. Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty. Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say. Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. That's why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful. Women don't need sex as often as men do. This is because sex is more physical for men and more emotional for women. Just knowing that the man wants to have sex with them fulfills the emotional need. Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there's a spider or a wasp invol

Dark Night (written August 14, 2007)
I knew it was bad the moment you said the words Then you disappeared without a trace Days went by and I kept wondering why You were not responding to my pleas You make me crazy and you've pushed me away The decisions you've made fill me with rage Still I can't deny, when the moment faces me We are a part of each others destiny Each passing hour fills me with fear The decisions you made brought us both here Me to sit an wonder if you're alright You to put up the fight of your life These are the moments you wish you could change To take back, to unhear, to somehow exchange Wishing now you could make all the wrong right Knowing it might be to late tonight So I will sit, and wait, til the phone rings Hoping good news it will bring I followed my instincts, I hope thats alright I'll be praying for you safe return tonight

Two Poems I Have Written
I cry Eric Ethan I cry when people are lost and lost the love and joy in their heart I cry when people have past on I cry when things don’t go right I cry when people are hurt and scared I cry when I’m alone I cry for people when they lost their love ones I cry when people just give up I cry of joy of when people feel the love and the laughter in their heart. I cry of joy when people find that they can star t life over. The END The Care Eric Ethan Care for that for that person who lost Care for that person who needs that boost when they are down Care for the weak Care for the lost of the heart Care for the people who need a laugh and smile Care for the kids who need that need that love Care for the little who has that bruise on the knee But the big thing is never stop caring

Stents
Last month, iwent under the scalpel to have stents placed in my arteries, i had 4 blockages in them which icannot remember where lol i know therewere 2 ;large and 2 small they were fixed tho and stents to open and such the blocked arteries around my heart, at first i was scared stiff, sweating like a hot dog on a grill! but everyone assured me it would come out alright and it did or i wouldnt be here now lol. i thank god that iam back to my old self tho many foods i had to cut back on, no frozen chicken which took most my freezer lol, and a whole lot of other things too low salt and low fat diets came next. right now iam doin great and feel even better just wish the doctors would stop callin me in lol (just kiddin) :P

Deleting Fubar Account
after much thought over the last few days i am deleting fubar account,i all so have delted my yahoo im so once i leave here i know most of you will not read or care that i am gone .but i did enjoy any talks that we have had good luck to everyone singed mason the unwanted nice guy

Wildness
This is what I call.. The Naughty Survey. Simply fill it out and send it to the person who posted this bulletin. Have a naughty time! START 1) Would you slap my ass? 2) Would you slap me in naughty ways? 3) Would you fuck me? 4) How hard? 5) Would you finger me/give me a handjob? 6) Would you eat me out/give me head? 7) [guys answer this] If you were to finger me, how many fingers would you use and how deep in my pussy would you go? 8) [girls answer this] If you were to give me head, would you suck my whole cock and use your tounge or would you not even try it? 9) If we were in a movie theater and I took you to the back where no one was there and started touching you in private places, would you go along with it? 10) If both of us were extremly horny in a public place, would you find somewhere to fuck me or would we just wait til we get home? 11) If I asked you to try something a little different, would you do it even if it seems a little

I Don't Understand......
I dont understand some folks and their requests.I look at the questions being asked and ask myself why would they ask that.I understand its for a reason ,but the reason isn't clear or yet understood.I wouldn't mind any of those things if the reason were determined.I'm trying to figure this out to the best of my ability. Anyhow,i would like to try to figure this whole thing out if the situation at hand was changed.I try to fix the problems at hand and seem to put the reasons of being either misunderstood, or digging the hole deeper that I have already placed myself in.

If Only You Were My Heart
IF ONLY YOU WERE MY HEART I WOULD BE HAPPY IF ONLY YOU WERE BESIDE ME I WOULD BE CONTENTED IF ONLY YOU COULD LOVE ME I WOULD BE STAISFIED IF ONLY YOU COULD HOLD ME I WOULD FEEL SAFE IF ONLY YOU WERE MY LOVE I WOULD BE COMPLETE IF ONLY YOU WERE MY LOVER I WOULD CRY TEARS OF JOY AND IF ONLY YOU WERE MY EVERYTHING I WOULD LIVE AS YOU WOULD BE MY LIFE

Never Forget Heros From American Airlines Flight 77 9/11/01
Okay I was going to post this as one blog but it will not let me post it in it's entirety Blogs on CT are limited to 50000 characters and this one has 113000 characters So I will do it in a couple parts Here is a little something to reflect on, It will take a while to go through all the names but we need to never forget, We don't need just rememmber on the anniversary of that fatefull day, We need to Never, Ever Forget!!! God Bless the USA CONFIRMED DEAD: 2948 • REPORTED DEAD: 24 • REPORTED MISSING: 24 • TOTAL: 2996 AMERICAN AIRLINES FLIGHT 77 Heros CREW Charles Burlingame, 51, Herndon, Va.* David M. Charlebois, 39, Washington, D.C* Michele Heidenberger, 57, Chevy Chase, Md.* Jennifer Lewis, 38, Culpeper, Virginia* Kenneth Lewis, 49, Culpeper, Virginia* Renee A. May, 39, Baltimore, Md* PASSENGERS Paul Ambrose, 32, Washington, D.C.* Yeneneh Betru, 35, Burbank, Calif* Mary Jane (MJ) Booth, 64, Falls Church, Va.* Bernard Curtis Brown, 11, Washington, D

Getting Thigs Done On My Profile.
Well got a headache from hell right now and typing this is a bitch...excuse my language peeps. Got a lot to do and more to get somethings back to the way they were and a few of my friends here who know me very well know what i mean. If you wouldnt mind let some others know im back online and all id appreciate it...thnx SIL

Peace 9/11/07
Angels of high unite Let there be peace in the world tonight Take away our fears, Wipe away our tears, Take away our anger and pain. Our hearts are heavy, Embrace us, give us hope Replace hatred with love, Sorrow with memories of joy, Let our hearts be light Angels of high unite Bring peace to us tonight.

Joke
It was entertainment night at the SeniorCenter. Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: "I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience." The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations." He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..." The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, clearly under the spell of the hypnotist, when suddenly, the family heirloom slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, shattering into a hundred pieces. "Shit!!!" said the hypnotist. It took three days to clean up the Senior Center

Hyper
I am so hyper right now. I don't know why I am but I am. I woke up this morning wanting to bounce off the walls. Now that is unusual for me. Especially since I feel wore out all of the time. Hmmm.... Oh well, I'm going to enjoy this anyway.

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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070911/ap_on_re_us/sept11_anniversary;_ylt=AhikwCQ8I0mPH618uXMom6Gs0NUE take a little 2 remeber those soul that was lost when it happen

Magical Friendship Rose
This is a magical friendship rose. You must pass this rose to at least five friends within an hour of receiving it. After you do, make a wish and your fondest romantic wish will come true! A true friend will send this rose back to you! Click the button below to send this rose to a friend, and let the happiness begin!

My Dear Friend...
A friend is someone who listens and cares, a friend is someone who's always there. A friend brings happiness that can warm and mend. I'm glad that I can call you a friend. A lot of people have entered my life, but one thing remains true... I've never met a single soul who has touched my heart like you. Thank you for being a friend.

Bitter Sweet
i spent two years with the love of my life and didnt realize what i had until it was to late. now im hear on a mission to find her and take her back with me. her and the baby that i didnt think i wanted. i let my family snowball my brain into thinking that abortion is as common and ok as chewing gum and spiting it out. i have to get my girl back no matter what and nothing is going to stop me. ive only been in wilmington for a short time and i almost have her tracked down to a T but i cant just bust up in her crib i know her parents would kill me after what i did to her and i know for sure she wouldnt take me back just for the sake of me showing up and saying im sorry. i gotta do something big and quick. as god is my witness im gonna marry her and were gonna be a happy family.

A Best Friend
A best friend is always there, whether you need advice, or a pep talk, or even a shoulder to cry on. A best friend listens with her heart and is always honest with you, even though the truth may not be what you want to hear. A best friend knows all your secrets, understands your fears shares your dreams. A best friend never stops believing in you even if you give up on yourself. you are that kind of friend to me. And no matter what happens, you always will be. You are my best friend.... my forever friend.

Friend
A friend is a person to laugh and cry with, An inspiration, Someone who lends a helping hand, though friends may not be forever, And they may not end up together, the memories of a true friendship will last forever. A friend is not a shadow nor a servant But someone who hold a piece of a person in his heart. Someone who shares a smile, Someone who brightens up your day What makes a person a friend? Is by saying your Love will stay.

A White Rose
The red rose whispers of passion, And the white rose breathes of love; O, the red rose is a falcon, And the white rose is a dove. But I send you a cream-white rosebud With a flush on its petal tips; For the love that is purest and sweetest Has a kiss of desire on the lips

A Perfect Day
1. WHEN THINGS GO BAD, always remember: It could be worse. 2. NEVER, NEVER GIVE UP. Keep working on your speech and your life. 3. NEVER LOSE YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR. Laugh at yourself, laugh with others. 4. STEM DEPRESSION by thinking of, reaching out to and helping others. 5. DO UNTO OTHERS as you would have them do unto you. 6. PRAY, not for God to cure you but to help you help yourself. Whatever you plan today, I hope it's just right.

Things Nice Guys Do, But Is It Enough
To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state line) to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes. To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful

Dream Shadow (this One Is A Little Out There)
she came to me last night,again.I closed my eyes for what seemed like a second and I was in her world. I could see her in the distance standing there beconing me to come to her.she is a powerfull creature she is not to be denied nor would i want to she has a supple skin very pale almost glowing,dark eyes that pierce through all my facades right to the core of me she sees me naked ,helpless, defenses down and yet i am not uncomfortable i am secure knowing that even through all my flaws and impurities she still comes to me. She floats on the air lightly dancing and smiling her wings are black as the night singed on the edges from dancing to close to the fire she is neither angel nor demon she is a child of the shadow born of darkness but not ruled by it. I approach her slowly gazing upon her.no story has ever described a creature so lovely she spins in the air teasing me my heart is pounding my throte is dry as i get closer she settles to the ground ,wings out ,showing me how impressive

Blah
1. So how are you? horny 2. If you woke up as the opposite gender, what's the one thing you would do? finger my pussy! lol 3. Have you ever crawled through a window? yessssss 4. Where is your dad? home? 5. Morning or night person? Night 6. What was the last movie you watched? uhh dunno? 7. Favorite number? 69 8. Any cool scars? no 9. Things about the opposite sex you notice first? their vaginas 10. What do you do when no one is watching? masturbate 11. Ever been in love? no 12. How's life going for you? EH 13. What is your curfew? none 14. Do you talk a lot? no 15. Do you pick ur nose? all the time! 16. What's your worst personality flaw? none lol :P 17. Would you marry for money? ok 18. Could you live without a computer? FUCK NO! 19. If you could live in any past time period, when would it be? 1940's or 1960's-70's 20. Do you drink enough water? never lol 21. Do you wear shoes in your h

Tribute To My Ex Husband
Love never dies does it? It just changes. The night I fell in love, I was at his parents house. David came out of the bathroom. He was wearing tight black 80s jeans and no shirt. All my teenage hormones woke up at the sight of his damp hairy chest. It was LOVE ,soon that chest was a favorite spot of mine, somewhere to rest my cheek when we slept, my face squished into it when we made love and my nose was often buried in it when we hugged. The next year after we married I had our first child , from her first day home with us she slept on David's chest. It is one of my most precious memories seeing my children asleep on their dads chest, fingers wrapped around the curls of his chest hair. Watching him and the babies sleep so content. Giggling when they pulled to hard on his hair and he yelped. This spring David had heart surgery. Even though we're divorced now after 18 years of marriage, I was devastated at his illness. When I saw him in the hospital with his chest shaved

After The Leap Of The Tiger
After The Leap Of The Tiger instead of repeating the leap of the tiger, I am supposed to create a roll of flesh between my fingers using the outer lips of your yoni and place my mouth there -- my mouth, lips, teeth, and tongue will be active as I go from the bottom of your yoni up in the direction of your clitoris and then I’ll let your outer lips go pat your anus firmly with one finger suck on the lower area of your yoni use my tongue and teeth on your inner lips and spend some time going back and forth between your outer and inner lips on your yoni and then it is time to begin worshipping your clitoral jewel

Your Yoni Jewel
Your Yoni Jewel subtle, non-direct, stimulation of the clitoris is recommended in the Kama Sutra I will place my mouth on your venus mound where your clitoris begins and, eventually, use my tongue and fingers t push back the hood of your clitoris pressure on both sides of your clitoris helps lift the hood I will keep one hand in this position until you reach orgasm the best form of direct stimulation for the clitoris is to put my lips around your clitoris and suck on it while lolling my tongue on your clitoris at the same time I will use my other hand to excite your vagina, buttocks, and inner thighs once planted I am not moving my mouth away from your yoni for a long time I will gradually increase the rate of stimulation

Clitoral Eyes
Clitoral Eyes although you cannot always tell me with words what you want me to do next and next and next I’ve noticed you can direct me with your eyes when your eyes shift to the right, I move my tongue to the right hand side of your clitoris when you look up at your third eye that’s when I move my tongue up to the top half when you roll your eyes over to the right and look up well, that’s when I focus my tongue’s movements on the upper right hand quadrant of the tip of your clitoris It’s also recommended in the Kama Sutra

After Oral Sex Orgasms
After Oral Sex Orgasms When you begin climaxing with my mouth on your yoni and my tongue on your clitoris I will make my oral lovemaking more forceful and stimulate your clitoris even more than before and then I will slide one hand into your vagina and, at the same time, slide one finger of my other hand into your bum this will lead to more orgasms and your famous extended massive orgasm with amrita

Give Up
hell i say things 2 people n give them a chance 4 a comeback,then i can't say stuff back!!!!! this is all 2 u weak mutha fuckas with no comebacks!!!!!!!!!! why answer if u got no comeback but last words when i can't say things back,which ures are more pathetic! why even respond!!!!!!!!!! lam crossbredfenix that tells me what fubar is about! let losers go!!!!!!!!! what ya'll think!!!!all who never had a chance 2 reply back!!!!!ban blocks!!!!!!!!!!!!

An Atheist In The Woods
AN ATHEIST IN THE WOODS An atheist was walking through the woods. "What majestic trees"! "What powerful rivers"! "What beautiful animals"! He said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing In on him. He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him. At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!" Time Stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. "You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident." "Do you expe

Sanctuary
My head is full of annoyance The never ending dizziness, The world, Being full of confusion of ever ready business Pain and Hate and Twisted spires towers around me, no end to the fire. That which burns and pains and pines. Give me room to breath and I will be fine Never enough just to go on Sanctuary I plead Please let it go, let it be gone. Find me a place to remove me from this hell!To be somewhere else with less pain is just as well. I can close my eyes and try to see what the future may hold for me. More futile then it may seem, I still can’t shake the memory. Leave me to my childish ways, For they are my safety Let me be who I was before the black crows came. Let me rejoice in what beauty I see. Just go away and let me be free! July 2006

The Beat Of My Heart
I lie alone in wait in the darkness feeling cold and alone. I wanted to die today and I wonder why You feel so far away. I can see nothing and there is no hope. I pray for You to come to me And then out of the shadows. A light shined upon me and I felt Your warmth. I didn’t feel worthy enough and I was afraid to be where I was. But You pulled me out of my darkest place. You pulled me out of all my pain. You healed this sick broken body of mine. And, there is nothing I can do to say Thank You. There are no words powerful enough to say how much I love You. There are no words worthy enough to praise You. For this small weak child, I am nothing compared to You My praises aren’t good enough. And my words are not strong enough to sing Your Holy praises. For pulling me from my darkest place, So please let this be a start, I will sing Your Holy praises with the beat of my own heart. You never gave up on me, And, when I no more w

Am I Good Or Bad ???
You Are 96% Good You are not only a good person... you are a model citizen and a natural leader. Whether you know it or not, your high moral standards and good judgment is truly rare. You don't take ethical short cuts in life. You are able to do what's right - even when it's very difficult. And while it may seem like no one else is as on track as you are, take heart in knowing that you set a good example for others. You are also probably: Very sensitive and in tune with the world Right now you are on track to being: A saint To be a better person: Gently mentor someone who is taking the wrong path in life

Hows My 1st Impression ??
You Make a Great First Impression You can handle almost any social situation with grace, even the tricky ones. Strangers often find you charming and interesting. You are often remembered fondly. Even if you're not naturally outgoing, you can make conversation with anyone if you need to. Whether you were born this way or had to work to get here, you are definitely charismatic. You're popular and well liked. People definitely look forward to being around you. Your social connections bring you a full and rich life. You understand how important it is to make a lasting impression.

Unite
To better myself To better yourself We must bring the uniting And stop the fighting My heart is grand So I offer you my hand To bring everyone love Please do not shove Now keep this in mind Today, love you shall find

Puzzle
~You hate, We hate~ ~You lie, we frown~ ~A pain~ ~Whos pain~ ~What shame~ ~The shame~ ~Fame?~ ~No way~ ~Sorry~ ~Your lame~ ~~Can you~ ~Hell no~ ~Bye~ ~Go away~ ~No way?~ ~Oh well~ ~Your loss~ ~How fake~ ~Yes fake~ ~Go play~ ~Its tame~ ~Go~ ~Run off~ ~Poser~ ~Yes you heard~ ~Now shoo~ ~Grow Up~ ~Stop Crying~ ~Looser~

Warlock
Blood rushes deep within her veins as the magic pours from her fingertips Her lushes lips curl back into an evil grin as she picks her target To feel the rush, the thrill of the kill Heavy blue light sparks from the very tip of her long delicate fingers Her body fills with the rush of such power Now, now is the time to let loose her anger and frustration Tilting her head to one side, ears twitching from their tips Target now in site, the helpless being Magic pours from her body and rushes towards its dismise No longer does life flow from the motionless body Miss Blood Elf eager and filled with pleasure With a breath of ease now the deed has finished Off to her duties as they call for more fun and pleasure

Christopher
Every night I am overwhelmed with love and warmth As his arms embrace me and his natural smell overwhelms me with delight There's never a night where love is at loss When he holds me close after tears have been shed I'm conforted with ease True love can never be doubted when I am with him Just the smell of his cologne brings me joy and warmth Never an end, never a saddness is brewed To hear those the words a smile is there To be here in his grace is my fantasy My hero, my lover, my partner in crime Christopher, my man, I give the key to my heart with no regret Raise me to your stallion and ride off into the sunset

Hunter
She gazes into the midnight sky Watching the shooting stars fly on by Wandering and wishing with a bright dream That one day the other elves will find her to be a true hunter Wishing amongst her leaders in disguise To give her a sweet compromise Her big blue eyes full of desire and want Miss Night Elf with one big dream The day comes close more the same Her companions howl and purr with comfort That she will indeed be that one hunter that all will cherish and respect more and more Now a smile is at rest on her bright beautiful face

Rolemodel
Everyday is the same To hate this person she loves to blaime Never will she bother to admit it But the hate turns to fame For she cannot live her life without For she wants to be just like Her rolemodel is the one she tortures To want, to need that life Though sorry to say She shall never succeed For this model of hers has her own And she does not But in her mind her life is a beautiful fantasy And to no extent continues her lies Wanting and needing her model She will never be able to have her So now she must terrorize those around her one and true 'tis a true shame...........

Human Past
A child alone in the dark weeping in fear Her poor big blue eyes filled with tears of terror And her pouty lips puffed out with her chin trembling Allowing the crystal clear tears to stroll down her pale gentle cheeks She has been seen cuddled into the corner of her room Holding her bruised knees to her chest Her little pink Easter dress torn and spotted with red red blood Rocking back and forth her weeping clear Though something strange and bizzare is noticed Her body is translucent and ghostly in shape What would it take for a ghost to receive love Why would this be so hard to solve Her curly blonde locks caressing her heart shapped face Alone in the world she was Along in the afterworld she is now Pain and sorrow showing through her beautiful eyes Searching and wishing for the care she deserves So deserted and ignored in her past life Now the same conitinues as she the ghost of human past No such thing as love.....

Human Sarrows
Our hearts torn apart. The souls of our loved ones rejoice, and together we sing in tune. The hearts of one in all the same, smiles on our faces and joy in our hearts. Once again we die and come together with our loves. We remember the joy all to well together. The sound and laughter we see in their faces. Brings together our hearts and rejoices in love. The loved ones of our lives, together their souls show us peace and give us peace for death and allow us to rest and sleep as one Though our days alive are hard in togetherness but our minds are set deep on those we love. We continue to move on in lives for the ones We love, and to remember their faces continue to hand us joy for their souls and also give us joy in their deaths. Mankind shares so many things, as one they share pain and regret, also love and sorrow. Mankind also share many faces of fear and joy. It's human nature together to feel those many emotions, so many souls trapped together and ready

Better Things
It continues on and on everyday You cant make them believe no matter how hard you try I think about those days, the days that have harmed my soul Yet I dont know the truth about why this was done to me I do not envy, I do not regret I stood there and defended my right, my reputation, and my body from harm No matter how hard they try, this warrior will bot budge Try to break my armor with a rock, it will get you no where One day I will rise, rise higher than you'll ever be able to I will rise to the sky and become one known by the evil Known as the protector of the innocent I will slay the demons and the hell on this earth I will help those in need and become more superior than ever Try to harm me with your nasty words and childish behavior I can't help you see the truth because your lies hide it Its a shame, but no longer will I care I take this time to tell you You are no longer a bother in my life Demons are gone, sin is gone Now what awaits me is a true and beaut

Honesty
She knows only the honest beliefs of herself and those around her Only to find out a few are very untrue To think of them as such a thing as a model But to find out they only came out to be the enemy She cries at night wondering why this came to be Wandering and pondering why its all the same To be blaimed for things she has never done To be blaimed for things others have done to her Why should this be done to her She did nothing wron But she knows who the honest one is within this fight To know this, she smiles with great delight To be loved and cherished by her family To be loved and cherished by her true friends To be loved and cherished by her one true love She thinks about the day again and smiles with ease To know who the real person is here today and within the future To smile with pure delight and insperation She knows she is loved and cared for by the honest ones in her life Not to worry no longer Not to cry anymore She knows those that have harmed her a

Judgement
A person can only be but so faithful with thy words To look at another and judge them for what they are Giving the lies they have told Only to believe only their own words A poets dream is to be the Queen or King of words so deep But to look at another and give such hate Never to think about what they say They judge anothers work, speak about how others judge one another Then turn around, and never see how they act themselves A poem is what comes straight from the heart Yet that judgemental people seem to not care Only to care about themselves and no one else Look into the mirror and think hard about what you say It could be the truth about only yourself than those around you To be judgement is to be a liar Do not judge If you do judge Take your own advice

Beauty And Blood
Such love and desire of life itself Blood rushes through the veins of the beauty My mind rushes with joys and love I think about it and strive to acheive such thoughts and wants To want more and more I decided to try Blood the color of life itself My desire is to savior its colorization To see the wound bleed with pain I smile to the thought of saving that pint Save the savior of such luscious fluid To save the innocent from harm and from loss I grab the handle of my gun Aimed the nose towards the enemy and demand the pain to fade No longer shall this be a burden The beauty and the blood live again to save the innocent another day

Her Fantasy World
The world as we know is harsh and cruel The little girl can only cry and wail To find only a life that suites her best The fantasy of her mind is the only place she finds rest Where she believes she's the queen of all Caring not in the least of others pain She judges them cause their not like her She laughs at them trying to be Only the world she lives in she finds herself wonderful But in the real world, everyone sees her lies and insaine ways We feel sorry for her But what is ther to do? Can't make her seek help, cause to her, she's perfect 'Tis a shame 'Tis a huge shame Unicorns and Fairies are not life But to her, its a way of life Sorry to say, but the anger and pain will not fade Her lies are nothing but a scared little girl deep inside She plundges the spear in everyone else Only to make them hate her more and more But to her, what is there a care in the world. For her fairies and unicorns seem to be the only ones who care........

Her Obssession
Only she can know Only she can want She blaimes others for her dismise She wants others to obsesse over her Her eyes wander around the world and those around her Looking for her target to prey on Only to find an innocent soul nearby Obsession gets the best of her Wanting, Needing that young souls world She wants, she loves, she obsesse's over this desire Causing the poor innocent soul to suffer with worry, with confussion "Why did she do this to me?" the poor soul cries in pain Not knowing the truth, she cries her life away The obsesser only sitting back and laughing at the pain of another Not a care in the world, just a cruel and evil smile Soon.....her time comes.

Filthy Lies
A heart so cold A soul so black Now I'm just getting to the fact You think your the shit But thats just not it I'm tired of your ways I'm tired of your games Get over yourself And just get through your filth It's not all about you It's more about the pain you give others, so shoo Life is more than your drama Go back to your momma Make sure you take your ways along the path of shame It's all the same With your filthy lies And tainted smile Go away you nasty beast The two in your games should be your only feast Shoo now Shoo We're done with you!

My Heart Has Fallen
Tonight I have felt the pain My heart sinks lower and lower within my chest Tears form from the corner or my eyes My lips sag with nothing but a painful frown I wish to cry till my hearts content, till I feel that the pain is gone My one chance to true love and beauty has been spent Has been ruined due to my stupidness I feel it is my fault, but others try to make it their's Her eyes are no longer looking my way For I failed to tell the truth and now I must pay I feel the pain of my worthlessness I feel the sarrow of her hearts breaking I wish to hold her and tell her how much I am sorry But that shall never happen because of my story Why must it be like this, why must my life treat me like this? I wish to be hers, but I wish to be his I wish to have my freedom once again, but then again, I do not want it I feel broken in half I feel lost in my sarrows To wish and to have is another world Now, what is a broken hearted girl to do? I'm so sorry, my beauty. P

What's Your Deal?? Get Ur Score Here!
Your Score: Cute & Small Boobs Raw score: 40% Big Breasts, 59% Big Ass, and 72% Cute! Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to smaller breasts, larger asses, and sexier composure than others who've taken the test. Note that because you scored small on breasts but large on ass size, it might appear you like girls bottom heavy. That's probably not the case. What's more likely is that you notice curvy, voluptuous butts, and you don't like big, fake boobs. Big real boobs are even worse because of the sag. Anyway, my third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier,

Help
please help me and my gf and her family pray for their father. He has had a heart attack and is on a ventalator right now we need all the prays that you can spare he is still in his prime and has been cut down by this please send us your prays and ur thanks we need some help cause everything we do doesn't seem to work so i turn to all of my friends on here and on the inter net. i will get back to people who help me out on here please send the love thank you very much

Dallas Vs Miami Week 2
Cowboys (1-0) vs. Dolphins (0-1) Sunday, September 16, 3:05 PM CT on FOX Week 2 Preview: Coming fresh off of a 45-35 victory over the New York Giants, the Dallas Cowboys look to improve their record to 2-0 when they travel down to Miami to face the Dolphins at Dolphin Statdium. At the same time, Tony Romo looks to stay hot after completing 15 of 24 passes for 345 yards and 5 TD's, one rushing, with an INT against the Giants. HE should be giving the Dolphins' defense fits all afternoon. Of course the big issue of the game is going to focus on how our secondary performs and how well we can tackle on defense. They gave up 478 yards and 4 TD's against the Giants. This week should prove to be different though. Miami doesn't have a very good offense and struggle in their 16-13 loss to the Redskins last Sunday. If Terence Newman can come back tomorrow, then that would be a huge boost to the defense, even if he can only go in certain situations during the game. One more big questi

Dallas 37 Miami 20
MySpace Codes & MySpace Backgrounds VS MySpace Codes & MySpace Backgrounds Final 1 2 3 4 F DAL Cowboys (1-0) 3 7 10 17 37 MIA Dolphins (0-1) 3 3 7 7 20 Passing: T. Green, (Mia) 23-40, 287, 2TDS Rushing: M. Barber, (Dal) 14-89, 2TDS Receiving: C. Chambers, (Mia) 9-109, 0TDS MySpace Codes & MySpace Backgrounds

Ami Ready To Get Married ???
You Are Ready to Get Married You've done more than dream about the dress and the honeymoon In fact, you spend a good deal of your time thinking about what makes a relationship work And from your answers, it looks like you have the skills to say "I Do" and mean it You've dated enough, learned your fair share, and you're ready to settle down. YIKES!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahaha

True Friends
True Friends always pop up to say Hello... True Friends don't care if you're a lil' different… True Friends never fight like cats and dogs... True Friends will drive you anywhere!... True Friends let everyone come along... True Friends don't laugh at you when you get new glasses... True Friends help you up when you're down... And True Friends never let you do something you'll regret And True Friends never let you do something you'll regret when you wake up the next morning!

A True Friendship
Choose friends wisely, the portrait they paint Is who you are and who you ain't. Friendship is life's great support When friends are of the right sort. For all your dreams do they make room, Or bring you down with doom and gloom? You will know a friendship is true When it brings out the best in you.

Weakness
I try to be strong for those who need me Constantly waking up each morning To the darkest days of my youth The days grow longer as if the weed of life I grow tired of the pain and memories of our life together Every day the memories flood over me As I try to forget the love I had and the happiness you brought I close my eyes and see you there before me Smiling and waiting for me to come to you I open my eyes and there is nothing but the room as it always is Empty My strength has all been spent As I lie upon a bed of thorns The blood that trickles down my cheeks I want to be strong for the promise I made and keep But I grow weaker with every passion day How much strength must I hold before someone lets me mourn The lost of my life When will I be able to put the lives of everyone down And let them carry me When will this room no longer be empty of life and happiness? When will I once again be able to close and open my eyes and see you there?

Pass
Yet another day has come to pass The sun is shining on the growing grass The sky though clouded, is still quite blue My heart still aches as it misses you. Yes, another day has come around The song birds make their harmonious sound Cars still rush down the street My thoughts are with you, your laughter so sweet Another day and you are still gone To My memories, I am clinging on I miss you with each passing day “I love you” Is what I want to say. Just because I am not here Does not mean I am not near Just because my body passed Doesn’t mean my spirit has. Please don’t cry because I am gone For I have been near all along. Late each night, when you pray I send my loving thoughts your way I hear your cries when you feel pain No, your prayers are not in vain. Please do not feel sad for me For I am where I’ve wanted to be. There is no pain, there is no fear There’s only love and happiness here. And soon enough you will be Walking in God’s light with me.

Gobblin
She held the covers over her head as she curled up into fetal position. The thunder was crackling so loud, her windows shook. Don’t be retarded. She thought to herself knowing just how ridiculous she was behaving at the age of 16. It was unlike Jessica to be afraid of a storm. Another flash, one seemed to last more than a mere second, more like 10 seconds. It pulsed like a strobe light. Jessica could see its flicker from under her bed spread. “One-Mississippi, Two-Mississippi, and Three…” The thunder sounded like a freight train crashing through a building. This is crazy. Why am I so afraid? Jessica recalled the dream she had last night. It was a silly dream most likely summoned by the stupid troll movie her friend made her watch. She had a dream that a troll-like creature lived under her house. She found her white cat Snowball, torn into fluffy blood matted shreds near her porch. Under the porch, she heard a hissing type sound and smelled a foul odor of decay. She k

The Man Dictionary
The Man Dictionary "IT'S A GUY THING" Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical." "CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?" Translated: "Why isn't it already on the table?" "UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR" Translated: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response. "IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN" Translated: "I have no idea how it works." "I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND." Translated: "I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra." "TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD." Translated: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner." "THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR." Translated: "Are you still talking?" "YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS." Translated: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday." "I WAS

Mental Hospital Phone Menu
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital. Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the MotherShip. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, pr

Men Are Like...
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. Men are like.... 1. Men are like ..Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like.Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like ....Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like ....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like ....Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off! 8. Men are like .....Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like ....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like Popcorn ..... They s

Interesting...
Home is where you can say anything you like, because nobody listenens to you anyway Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving. Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, you won't either. I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected. I have learned there is little difference in spouses; you might as well keep the first. There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and Shitheads. If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys. Travel is very educational. I can now say 'Kaopectate' in seven languages. Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at bowling alleys. I am a nobody. Nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect. No one ever says 'It's only a game,' when the team is winning. How come we choose from just two people for president and 50 for Miss America. How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on. Middle-age is

A Sista's Poem & A Brotha's Response
No, I didn't write this, although, it is bsolutely beautiful and very well versed. It speaks VOLUMES about me and my own personal wants/needs. ************************************************ A SISTA'S POEM & A BROTHER'S RESPONSE Do you qualify to be the man I need you to be? Will you be able to recognize the things you need to see? Will you be able to understand, that I'm a good woman and in my life I need a good man? Do you qualify? Do you qualify to fertilize my unproduced seeds? Can you fulfill, as I can, all of our needs? Can you put me in my place if you see I am slippin'? Can you talk to me, wholeheartedly, not constantly trippin?? Do you qualify? Do you qualify to be called all mine? Can you leave the other women and temptations behind? Can you come to me with your problems and not wait until it's too late? Can you stand up and admit if you made a mistake? Do you qualify? Do you qualify to be the honest man I would want you to be? Would you be abl

Friends
Hello There Nice Person Did Anyone Ever Tell You, Just How Special You Are The Light that You Emit Might even Light a Star Did Anyone Ever Tell You How Important You Make Others Feel Somebody out here is Smiling About Love that is so Real Did Anyone Ever Tell You that Many Times When They were Sad Your E-mail made Them Smile a bit In Fact It made Them Glad For the Time You Spend Sending Things And Sharing whatever You Find There are No Words to Thank You But Somebody, Thinks You're Fine Did Anyone Ever Tell You Just How Much They Like You Well, My Friend, Today I am Telling You I believe that without a friend you are missing out on a lot!!! Have a nice day, and I'm glad we are friends!!! THIS IS A HAND OF FRIENDSHIP YOU MUST PASS IT TO AT LEAST 4 FRIENDS!! The Wave ----- keep it going Just wanted to say Hi, AND HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY

So Much For Trying This Approach
Ever try to meet people just by approaching them wherever? kinda hard huh? You don't know how to say what you're going to say. you might be the kind that doesn't want to abruptly startle someone and make a bad first(and last)impression. I try to go out of my way to start a conversation with someone about something we're both looking at and know about like a movie or video game. But I am on the shy side. Not to where I don't talk or anything but I like to try getting to know someone first. So I talk to classmates at school(college of course), I do so with co-workers, but since I'm here I try to find people that actually may want to seek REAL friends. Not sex alone. I mean, hey, I'm not against a 'good' time. But I would enjoy actually finding some new friends. I have but one real friend since I moved here to Eunice, LA. I'm not trying to get into someone's pants. Unless that's what SHE wants but it has to be mutual. But shit..I have all these friends on here and not one person seems to

Love, Hate & Fear - Uriah Heep
Dream in a lonely room Fly on a star Think of the forcing time Then know where you are Fear is the strongest force Love, love is the key Where is my hatred now? Love rules over me Something i have failed to see The haunted of a memory Darkness keeps my thoughts at bay But i will find my dream one day Hate, hate is my only thought Blame, the blame is on you Why, why, why, why Why did you leave my side? Heaven knows quite a few Something i have failed to see Like a haunted of a memory Darkness keeps my thoughts at bay But i will find my dream one day Dream, yeah ..

Men Are Just Happier People!
Men Are Just Happier People !! What do you expect when: Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. Wrinkles add character. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. Your underwear is $4.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. You are unab

The Final Analysis
The FINAL Analysis Written by Dr. Kent M. Keith People are often unreasonable, illogical and self-centered; Forgive them anyway. If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives; Be kind anyway. If you are successful, you will win some false friends and some true enemies; Succeed anyway. If you are honest and frank, people may cheat you; Be honest and frank anyway. What you spend years building, someone could destroy overnight; Build anyway. If you find serenity and happiness, they may be jealous; Be happy anyway. The good you do today, people will often forget tomorrow; Do good anyway. Give the world the best you have, and it may never be enough; Give the world the best you've got anyway. You see, in the FINAL analysis, it is between you and God; It was never between you and them anyway.

New School Prayer
New Pledge of Allegiance! Since the Pledge of Allegiance and The Lord's Prayer are not allowed in most public schools anymore Because the word "God" is mentioned.... A kid in Arizona wrote the attached NEW School prayer. I liked it. Now I sit me down in school Where praying is against the rule For this great nation under God Finds mention of Him very odd. If Scripture now the class recites, It violates the Bill of Rights. And anytime my head I bow Becomes a Federal matter now. Our hair can be purple, orange or green, That's no offense; it's a freedom scene. The law is specific, the law is precise. Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice. For praying in a public hall Might offend someone with no faith at all. In silence alone we must meditate, God's name is prohibited by the state. We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks, And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks. They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible. To quo

Please Remember This...
If someone should hurt you And say a thing unkind, Remember what I write you, And keep these thoughts in mind. For everyone who makes you cry, There are three who make you smile. And a smile will last a long, long time, But a tear just a little while. Don't let someone who hates the world Cause you to hate it too. Behind the clouds is a golden sun, And a sky that's full of blue. If someone said a thing that's cruel, Don't let it get to you, Your achievements are greatly numbered, And your faults are very few. So if a certain person Should act a certain way, Think of those who love you And don't let it spoil your day.

How To Shower Like A Man
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile on the floor Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake willy at her making the 'woo-woo' sound. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum. Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse it off. ( FART ) and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap. Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Wee. Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath the whole time. Admire willy size in mirror again. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off

How To Shower Like A Woman
Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 Added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with conditioner enhanced with grapefruit and mint Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mould spots with Tile cleaner. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super abso

The Romantic Guy
There was once this guy who is very much in love with his girl. This romantic guy folded 1,000 pieces of paper cranes as a gift to his girl. Although, at that time he was just a small fry in his company, his future didn't seem too bright, they were very happy together. Until one day, his girl told him she was going to Paris and will never come back. She also told him that she cannot visualize any future for the both of them, so they went their own ways there and then... Heartbroken, the guy agreed. But when he regained his confidence, he worked hard day and night, slogging his body and mind just to make something out of himself. Finally with all the hard work and the help of friends, this guy had set up his own company. You never fail until you stop trying. One rainy day, while this guy was driving, he saw an elderly couple sharing an umbrella in the rain walking to some destination. Even with the umbrella, they were still drenched. It didn't take him long to realize they w

My Love
people go through life without knowing love how sad that these people may never know it love, however, isnt just something i know of it was not something that just suddenly hit i had known but never told him to his face scared he wouldnt understand h ow much i care afraid he wouldnt see it like a piece of lace scared he wouldnt want us to be a pair afraid he would turn away in much distaste scared he would rather i not let him know afraid my love would just be a big waste scared he would rather not let us closer grow how could i be so lucky as this? as to know love without even a kiss?

The Raven's Love
he was a ravenous one, but so dark my heated body he so did ravish hunger flowed through him like that of a shark but still love and kisses did he lavish he brought my body to that fevered pitch and brought me back once again to this ground i thought his need, his hunger, he had ditched but the call for me did once again sound oh how could my driving need for him grow? need of his touch, his taste, the feel of him? hunger for him no one else could know? need like light in night that would not dim? how could anyone need someon else so much? and need from them every kiss look and touch?

The Darkness
darkness fills day and night be fore warned of its deceiteful ways know no matter how much light be weary of the coming days lulling one into a deep, deep slumber one fills at ease and full of peace but then like it pulled one's number the agony will not now cease one should have known not to trust the dark should have known it should have been slain known that the dark would make its own mark and known this darkness would cause only pain but one overlooked the darkness's flaws and gave this darkness it's one and only chance to find out that instincts at times, like claws, do turn out to be right and sharp, even to or about an aquaintance

The Fawn
The lamp is on. As approaches the coming dawn. A young woman looks out her window to gaze at the sunrise past her lawn. She notices in the tall green grass a young spotted fawn. The woman told her family but they felt she was a con. For when they looked, it was gone. All she did was yawn.

To My Child
So much fear for that unknown A dream once for a warm loving home But do not think you will be alone For you are my unborn child My love for you my dear sweet child Will never grow meek or mild Forever shall it be young, strong and wild For you will always be my beloved child Though your father is gone far away There will be one fine distant day When a once young man now grown old will pay For you are my special child This man will be filled with much guilt and shame And some day from it will become lame Because he will recall the pain he caused when he recalls my name For you are MY child

The Magick
it courses through me throughout my body it feels me with a hope and a sense of peace it maks me feel good, not at all naughty i hope this feeling, this good, does not seese throughout my body a warm bright light glows through my mind the knowledge begins to race and throughout my body the magick flows this begins as he starts setting the pace faster and faster he moves against me my heartbeat is thundering in my ears i am the lock and he the master key i cry out with release and joyful tears amazingly, he and i are still whole never will i forget touching his soul

Fear
you dont understand you never will how could you when you dont even try i hate you you scare me i despise you just let me hide how could you oh, please, tell me why how could you oh, please, dont let me cry under the stairs no, thats to obvious just let me hide you scare me oh, how i scream a terror to be reconed with and yet it was all a dream

You Need To Think About This....
This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it everyday. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true. 1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. You are special and unique. 8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look. 11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. So........... If you are a loving friend, send this to everyone, including the one that sent it to you.

Naughty Application
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........ Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU!

The Irony Of Love
The greatest irony of love is loving the right person at the wrong time, having the wrong person when the time is right, and finding out you love someone right after that person walks out of your life... And sometimes, you think you're already over a person, but when you see them smile at you, you'll suddenly realize that you're just pretending to be over them just to ease the pain of knowing that they will never be yours again... For some, they think that letting go is one way of expressing how much they love that person... in my opinion, some are afraid to see the one they love being held by someone else... Most relationships tend to fail not because the absence of love. Love is always present. It's just that one was being loved too much and the other was being loved too little... As we all know that the heart is the center of the body but it beats on the left. Maybe that's the reason why the heart is not always right. Most often we fall in love with the perso

The Man In The Glass
When you get what you want in your struggle for self And the world makes you king for a day, Just go to a mirror and look at yourself And see what THAT man has to say. For it isn't your father or mother or wife Whose judgment upon you must pass, The fellow whose verdict counts most in your life Is the one staring back from the glass. Some people might think you're a straight-shootin' chum And call you a wonderful guy. But the man in the glass says you're only a bum If you can't look him straight in the eye. He's the fellow to please, never mind all the rest, For he's with you clear to the end, And you've passed your most dangerous test If the guy in the glass is your friend. You may fool the whole world down the pathway of years And get pats on the back as you pass, But your final reward will be heartache and tears If you've cheated the man in the glass. (Author Unknown)

Leaving The City Of Regret
I had not really planned on taking a trip this time of year, and yet, I found myself packing rather hurriedly. This trip was going to be unpleasant and I knew in advance that no real good would come of it. I'm talking about my annual "Guilt Trip". I got tickets to fly there on "WISHIHAD" airlines. It was an extremely short flight. I got my baggage, which, I could not check. I chose to carry it myself all the way. It was weighted down with a thousand memories of what might have been. No one greeted me as I entered the terminal to the Regret City International Airport. I say international because people from all over the world come to this dismal town. As I checked into the Last Resort Hotel, I noticed that they would be hosting the year's most important event, the Annual Pity Party. I wasn't going to miss that great social occasion. Many of the towns leading citizens would be there. First, there would be the Done family, you know, Should Have, Would Have and Could Have. Then c

The Buzzard, The Bat, The Bumblebee
I AM TOO BLESSED TO BE STRESSED... DON'T WALK IN FRONT OF ME, I MAY NOT FOLLOW. DON'T WALK BEHIND ME, I MAY NOT LEAD. JUST WALK BESIDE ME AND BE MY FRIEND. THE BUZZARD, THE BAT AND THE BUMBLEBEE THE BUZZARD If you put a buzzard in a pen that is 6' x 8' and is entirely open at the top, the bird, in spite of its ability to fly, will be an absolute prisoner. The reason is that a buzzard always begins a flight from the ground with a run of 10-12'. Without space to run, as is its habit, it will not even attempt to fly, but will remain a prisoner for life in a small jail with no top. THE BAT The ordinary bat that flies around at night, a remarkably nimble creature in the air, cannot take off from a level place. If it is placed on the floor or flat ground, all it can do is shuffle about Helplessly and painfully until it reaches some slight elevation from which it can throw itself into the air. Then, at once, it takes off like a flash. THE BUMBLEBEE A bumblebee

Decoding Women's Personal's Ads (what The Terms Really Mean)
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: 40-ish................................49. Adventurous......................Slept with everyone. Athletic..............................No breasts. Average looking.................Moooo. Beautiful.......................Pathological liar. Emotionally Secure.............On medication. Feminist..............................Fat. Free spirit...........................Junkie. Friendship first....................Former slut. New-Age.............Body hair in the wrong places. Old-fashioned.....................No BJs. Open-minded......................Desperate. Outgoing....................Loud and Embarrassing. Professional.........................Bitch. Voluptuous..........................Very Fat. Large frame.........................Hugely Fat. Wants Soul mate..................Stalker.

Women/men's Englis (what Does It Mean?)
WOMEN'S ENGLISH: 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want 5. I am sorry =You'll be sorry 6. We need to talk =You're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead =You better not 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron! 10.You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? MEN'S ENGLISH: 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = Let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you. 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you. 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you. 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you. 11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

Jimmy Don
JIMMY DON Jimmy Don I'd lay my life on the line to see you only one time. I truly believe that you are one of a kind. I think about you every now and then, and wonder how things might have been if God would have let you stay, but instead he took you away. It's so funny how I long to hold you when I don't even know you. At times I wonder about what you think and do, and if you ever think about me too. How I long to meet you in the sky you were just a tiny little baby when you told the family "Good-bye" and I can't help but wonder if you're not all grown up on the other side. I know that you must be in heavenly bliss but please do not forget just how much you are missed. I long to give you, my big brother, a kiss; for I am only your baby sis. So many guys have tried to fufill that empty space but no one could ever take your place. I feel like I am left without a trace, I have not even a memory of your face. In this earth you are buried, but in my

Jo Ann
JO ANN I cry myself to sleep at night, I can't handle another fight. When in the world will all of this end, and just how did it all begin? Forgive me Father, please, because I soon will commit a great sin. Heavenly Father, take me away I don't think I can survive another day, my debts, I ask, have I not already paid? Please Lord, understand, I do not want to stay. I have been beaten black and blue, and unto him, I have remained true. In HELL is where I have been livin', and in return, this is what I have been given. My own life, I will take for I will die for my own sake because I have already passed the mental break and I do not know how much more punishment my body can bare to take. I'll spread my wings and fly away after I tell my loved ones good-bye. I ask you all to please not cry but to just remember that I am watching you from the sky. M.G.C.H. (~CARELESS WHISPERS~) September 23, 1995 (In loving memory of my cousin, Jo Ann, who commi

Jo Ann 2
JO ANN-2 We lost you on that long and fateful day it is selfish of use we know wishing that you could have stayed. God took you away from this cruel world where people have branded you as a fool. Did you really want to die? Did not anyone hear your silent, innocent cries? We know we shouldn't grieve and shed wild tears for there is nothing left for you to fear but we only hope you know that we loved you dear. We are thankful we were able to hold you one last time but little did we know that us saying, "I LOVE YOU" would be our way of saying, "GOOD-BYE". We all miss you so much, and your kids long for their mother's touch. We all know that you are safe from the hand that rocks the cradle, we just never realized that love could be so fatal. We shall not be afraid to die for we know that you will be waiting for us all in the sky. M.C. C. H. N. (~CARELESS WHISPERS~) July 22, 1995 Age: 21

Salamon
SALAMON You called me the other day to talk to me about how things are going your way not too good, I shall say. It seems funny to me have things can turn around so easily. In my shoes, you are now standing hoping to find someone who is understanding. I understand your situation all too well for when I was wearing those shoes you told me to go to hell. You want Racheal to stay and not go away. What is there left to say? Except you are being played and openly admit that you hAve been unfaithful to her to this day. Racheal is the queen of your heart but it seems now that time has drifted your hearts too far apart. Is there a piece that is missing? Or is it someone else that you are kissing? There is no room for a third person so do not let it be her that you are cursing. There is no need for mistakes when high are the stakes, for you know that it is your heart that is about to break. Cry if you must, but her love for you has now tur

Fallen Angel
FALLEN ANGEL I'm just another fallen angel who has lost their halo along the way. I fell for you so very hard with no net to catch my fall. Why did I fall for you? Should I list every reason? To be quite honest with you, it's NOT what I expected to do. But now that things are over and through, I can't help but wonder, what am I to you? Am I just a playtoy for you to use? Well, just stop for a minute and think again! I said, "I'd be your friend, and that I would be here for you, right to the end". I meant every word I said, but I have to wonder about you, and all of the things you do. You say one thing to me and then you treat me a whole different way as if I am some game that you are trying to play. NO! I don't want to hear you say, "I'm Sorry" because I just might have to tell you just how SORRY you really are!!! You claim that you have changed, that you are not the same person you were, but I must admit that I really can't tell I don't see an

Truths
If you catch your man trying to get women on the net to take him in not once but twice leaving you you should rethink your relationship. Stop crying about it. Stop stalking the women he has on his page. Stop sending fucked up emails on how you don't deserve that kind of treatment. When in fact you take him back, blaming the women who knew fucking nothing about you. Why because your so called loser man was trolling for women to take his ass in. I ask the question why again? The answer is, he's using you and will continue to do the same thing over and over again. Until he finds someone dumb enough to believe what he says and takes him in, just like you did, and he leaves you for good. Some people are so stupid! Be gone from my page and leave RR in peace, the both of you.

Been Fun
I am deleting my profile here. Its been fun when people do chat with you. I guess its time to move on. I made some good friends here. If you like to keep in touch my email addy is ky9mm@myway.com Love to all Jimbo

Add Me, Fan Me, Rate Me
I just joined fubar and am looking to meet people I have joined a lounge and want to know what is the best way to meet new friends, if you would like click on my pic and rate me,fan, me and if you want add me as a friend. bobby_tony@ fubar If You Do I Will return the same, my friends have told me to always rate 10's

How To Make A Woman/man Happy
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynaecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich 49. not stress her out 50. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 51. give her lots of attention, but

Life Tidbits (cute...)
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy ______________________________ OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime _____________________________ SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need. _____________________________ GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. _____________________________ HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woma

The Heart
THE HEART "Tomorrow morning," the surgeon began, "I'll open up your heart..." "You'll find Jesus there," the boy interrupted The surgeon looked up, annoyed , "I'll cut your heart open," he continued,"to see how much damage has been done .." "But when you open up my heart, you'll find Jesus in there," said the boy. The surgeon looked to the parents, who sat quietly. "When I see how much damage has been done, I'll sew your heart and chest back up, and I'll plan what to do next." "But you'll find Jesus in my heart. The Bible says He lives there. The hymns all say He lives there. You'll find Him in my heart." The surgeon had had enough. "I'll tell you what I'll find in your heart. I'll find damaged muscle, low blood supply, and weakened vessels. And I'll find out if I can make you well." "You'll find Jesus there too. He lives there " The surgeon left. The surgeon sat in his office, recording his notes from the surgery, "...damaged aorta, damaged pulmonary vei

One Flaw In Women
By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime... An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold 4 children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart, and she will do everything with only 2 hands." The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only 2 hands!? Now way! And thats just on the standard model? That's too much work for 1 day. Wait until tomorrow to finish." "But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18hour days." The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made her so soft, Lord."

Wow! What A Wake Up Call
Dear God: Why didn't you save the school children at: Bath, Michigan 1927 Houston, TX 1959 Moses Lake, Washington 2/2/96 Bethel, Alaska 2/19/97 Pearl, Mississippi 10/1/97 West Paducah, Kentucky 12/1/97 Stamp, Arkansas 12/15/97 Jonesboro, Arkansas 3/24/98 Edinboro, Pennsylvania 4/24/98 Fayetteville, Tennessee 5/19/98 Springfield, Oregon 5/21/98 Richmond, Virginia 6/15/98 Littleton, Colorado 4/20/99 Taber, Alberta , Canada 5/28/99 Conyers, Georgia 5/20/99 Deming, New Mexico 11/19/99 Fort Gibson, Oklahoma 12/6/99 Santee, California 3/ 5/01 El Cajon, California 3/22/01 and Blacksburg , Virginia 4/16/07? Sincerely, Concerned Student ----------------------------------------------------- Reply: Dear Concerned Student: I am not allowed in schools. Sincerely, God ---------------------------------------------------------- How did this get started?... ----------------- Let's see, I think it started when Madeline Murray O'Hare complaine

God At A Party?
A girl went to a party and she ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been h

T-bone Steaks, Yellow Roses & Friendship
I walked into the grocery store not particularly interested in buying groceries. I wasn't hungry. The pain of losing my husband of 7 years was still too raw. And this grocery store held so many sweet memories. He often came with me and almost every time he'd pretend to go off and look for something special. I knew what he was up to I'd always spot him walking down the aisle with the three yellow roses in his hands. He knew I loved yellow roses. With a heart filled with grief, I only wanted to buy my few items and leave, but even grocery shopping was different since he had passed on. Shopping for one took time, a little more thought than it had for two. Standing by the meat, I searched for the perfect small steak and remembered how he had loved his steak. Suddenly a woman came beside me. She was blonde, slim and lovely in a soft green pantsuit. I watched as she picked up a large package of T-bones, dropped them in her basket... Hesitated, and then put them back. She turne

Amazing! (amen, Amen!)
Louise Redden, a poorly dressed lady with a look of defeat on her face, walked into a grocery store. She approached the owner of the store in a most humble manner and asked if he would let her charge a few groceries. She softly explained that her husband was very ill and unable to work, they had seven children and they needed food. John Longhouse, the grocer, scoffed at her and requested that she leave his store at once. Visualizing the family needs, she said: "Please, sir! I will bring you the money just as soon as I can." John told her he could not give her credit, since she did not have a charge account at his store. Standing beside the counter was a customer who overheard the conversation between the two. The customer walked forward and told the grocer that he would stand good for whatever she needed for her family. The grocer said in a very reluctant voice, "Do you have a grocery list?" Louise replied, "Yes sir." "O.K" he said, "put your groc

Just P. U. S. H.
A man was sleeping one night in his cabin when suddenly his room filled with light, and God appeared. The Lord told the man he had work for him to do, and showed him a large rock in front of his cabin. The Lord explained that the man was to push against the rock with all his might... So, this the man did, day after day. For many years he toiled from sunup to sundown, his shoulders set squarely against the cold, massive surface of the unmoving rock, pushing with all his might! Each night the man returned to his cabin sore and worn out, feeling that his whole day had been spent in vain. Since the man was showing discouragement, the adversary (Satan) decided to enter the picture by placing thoughts into the weary mind: (He will do it every time)! "You have been pushing against that rock for a long time and it hasn't moved." Thus, he gave the man the impression that the task was impossible and that he was a failure. These thoughts discouraged and disheartened the man. Satan

Can You Sleep When The Wind Blows?
Can You Sleep When The Wind Blows? Years ago, a farmer owned land along the Atlantic seacoast. He constantly advertised for hired hands. Most people were reluctant to work on farms along the Atlantic. They dreaded the awful storms that raged across the Atlantic, wreaking havoc on the buildings and crops. As the farmer interviewed applicants for the job, he received a steady stream of refusals. Finally, a short, thin man, well past middle age, approached the farmer. "Are you a good farm hand?" the farmer asked him. "Well, I can sleep when the wind blows," answered the little man. Although zzled by this answer, the farmer, desperate for help, hired him. The little man worked well around the farm, busy from dawn to dusk, and the farmer felt satisfied with the man's work. Then one night the wind howled loudly in from offshore. Jumping out of bed, the farmer grabbed a lantern and rushed next door to the hired hand's sleeping quarters. He shook the little man and yelled, "Get

Love, Lust, Marriage
LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room. LUST - When your tongues meet across a crowded room. MARRIAGE - When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room. LOVE - When intercourse is called "making love." LUST - When intercourse is called "screwing." MARRIAGE - When intercourse is a town in Pennsylvania. LOVE - When you argue over how many children to have. LUST - When you argue over who gets the wet spot. MARRIAGE - When you argue over whose idea it was to have kids. LOVE - When you share everything you own. LUST - When you steal everything they own. MARRIAGE - When the bank owns everything. LOVE - When it doesn't matter if you don't climax. LUST - When the relationship is over if you don't climax. MARRIAGE - When....uh....what's a climax? LOVE - When you phone each other just to say, "Hi." LUST - When you phone each other to pick a hotel room. MARRIAGE - When you p

Daddy's Poem
DADDY'S POEM Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats One by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. Each of them was searching, a man wh

Feelings
Sometimes when I cry if you look into my eyes you will come to realize that they are the gateway to my soul they will tell you everything that you want to know. If you search my soul you shall know and begin to understand as my friend that by your side I will stand and when you're down, I'll give you a hand. But if you ever have a doubt while we're apart just remember to look into my heart. If you look into my heart you will see just exactly what you mean to me and you will come to understand that there are some things that I can't say so easily. M.G.C.H. (~CARELESS WHISPERS~)

Chinese Proverbs (too Funny!)
CHINESE PROVERBS *LOL* *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Wife who put husband in dog house soon find him in cat house. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to

Words Women Use (so True, So True!)
FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. NOTHING This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "Nothing" usually end in "Fine". GO AHEAD This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it. LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but it is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing". THAT'S OKAY This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. THANKS A woman is t