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Money For Nothing...
Some of you already know this, but for those who don't: I partly support myself financially from rental income. Yeah, I'm a landlord. This is NOT a job, it's money for nothing (well, if you discount the mortgages I'm still paying off on some of my properties it is). It is, however, a pain in the arse sometimes. For example, I employ a handyman to look after my properties. If he can't fix something he has the authority to call an expert from a list of plumbers, electricians, joiners, etc, that I provide him with. My tenants are told that if anything goes wrong with the fabric of their place, or the fixtures and fittings, etc, that they should call him. They're also told that they should only contact me with regards to their ability to pay rent. Yet, I still get calls about fucked up plumbing, electrics, etc, when all I can really do about it is to call my handyman dude and get him to call the tenant. But, let's be realistic. That isn't work. Far from it. Anyway, to get to the reason f
Money is the thing that drives usThe more we haveThe greedier we areThe less we haveThe more we wantMoney is powerIf we have itWe can get what we wantIf we have itWe only want moreMoney is nothing but hateIt makes us stealIt makes us killMoney is nothing... but hell
Money Makin Ent Presents Scarr A.d.t.r.s
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Money To Blow
The Money Spell
Ok this is something that is a little hard to write about. It is much easier to get this point across face to face but anyhoo here we go. Money seems to me to be a representation of energy you exert a certain amount of energy at work which is harnessed and used to someone else's benifit. In return for this you are paid with an object named money. Simple enough right? But if you were to take a closer look into the money system you would see that the world is operating on a Fiat ( that means backed by nothing ) money system. Yep money is make believe it has no value other than value givin by us meaning the people not governments banks or corporations us. Seems like a really simple idea and it is but people rarely think of money in such terms. Why?MONEY IS A SPELL !! !!! Take out a one dollar bill and look at it! The eye of illumination eagles six sided stars anograms hidden goddess icons etc etc! It is a talisman! I can't tell you what to think or say why money is covered in sigils and p
     I'm makin it while I'm spendin it,You can go to the Louie store,You can go to the Gucci store,You go to the mall,You gonna spend it all wat he do it for,You can buy the rags you can buy the bags,but there ain't no sign that say they the sway,But you can watch me an do your best impersonation,You need a lil time, a lil prepreation sooner or later you gonna have to face it,I'm like the penthouse you a fixed up basement,As far as chicks go I get it You take it I give em all franks the call me nathan.....
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Money Makerz : Get Paid For Your Opinion
Discover an Unbelievably Quick and Easy Way to Earn Up to $150 Per Day Without Leaving Your Home   Everyday companies pay big bucks to people like you just to know what you're thinking. They're desperate to understand how you think and shop and why you buy certain products. This helps them improve their products. So they pay YOU good money for your opinion. They Need You! Right now, I have hundreds of market research firms looking for survey takers. If you're a housewife, stay at home mom, student, retired, working full-time, or just looking to make some extra cash, this is your ticket to fun, easy money! money-maker
so I finally get my unemployment benefits, yay for this! And all I need to do is transfer funs from the electronic transfer with the bank that UI sends my money to. Does this not sound simple in out electronic age of internet and telephone systems? I figure this would be something so common that a majority of people recieving benefits would have been doing...right?   then why can I not get this to work? the online services is unavailable at this time...just great. the telephone number for the bank say i need to call a different #..its not the same # on the back of the card so i call...but its the same automated system with the same options that dont include, transfer funds or speak to a csr...   so, apparently i will just have to go to an atm, withdraw however much cash im allowed to in a 24 hour period on this card and go deposit the cash in my checking account.   so this got me thinking, am i spoiled or lazy that this is bothering me, that i have to get off my ass and go to th
Money, Money, Money !
Michael Hankins Michael's. Alternative power. Would you like $150,000.00 for $ 10,000 ? Collage Education Financing ?
Money Over Bitches?
Do money and women go together? I seen the difference on my road trip.... I'm from the West Coast, most women out here is about having men take care of them financially. Not all women out here..... Although in the South where I just traveled from, seem to be more Independent and have there own shit that they brought with their own money!!!!! Without the attitude of saying I don't need a man to be with. Yeah, I know that's a double edge sword in itself; however, I could appreciate the women down there oppose to these women out here. Not belittling any of the women I know that are true stand up women....
Money Money Money
MY dad is 55 and my dad girlfriend is 44 and her thank when my dad die she will get my dad home no she will not get my dad home me and my sister will get it my dad dad gave it to me and my sister it say that in my dad dad will but i hop she will not try to get my dad home i thank she is useing my dad for money.
Monetary Budget Take A Trip Wrapping Canada Goose Outfits To Journey Lumination
Just what garments in case you bag every time you will have to may carry your main purses your business and you wish to travel lights ? Catch a "bare" minimum of wear together with. Are dressed perfectly and furthermore everything needed. Desire an individual's closet for the functionality. Into sizzling temperatures freely sturdy egyptian cotton clothing should feel great versus the actual skin rather than tacky imitation supplies combined with tight-fitting dresses. At any time you Canada Goose Jakker want to trip sultry spots you can easily take care of your skin right from too much exposure to powerful ultra-violet rays and also disease-carrying mosquitos in the event you mind the urge to make use of very little outfits as is feasible. You're way more reliable by means of long-sleeved shirts, exceptional necklined t-shirts and furthermore huge jeans. Truly maintain mild coloured, featherweight organic fabrics and loose-fitting apparel to improve the comfort of your ent
Money Money No Money No
      Money Money No Money No  Money money no money money no     Money money no money money no; can't buy me love can't get me out of town   I accept it the way I would accept a looming typhoon or surgery   Everybody out of the dating pool! It's the broke guy.   97% of the women vanish The other 3 ignore me.   I may have no coin in this realm My charming emanations worthless in your world of things   But I didn't get into this whole poetry writing story telling thing for the money.   That'd just be crazy     Sure, I hear the echo of wolf-steps in the background any time   If I listen too much my priorities get discombobulated.
Money & Fu.
People there is no more bombs with happy hour. Boomys, Auto 11, Famps have all been cut in half with the price not changed. When are you people gonna realize this is a money hungry game? They take away more thinking u will buy more.. Well most of you have fell for it, sad to say. I have taken up going to a real bar with my real friends and family. Spending a 100 bucks on drinkin and dancing sounds alot more fun.. Atleast Im burning calories moving around dancing unlike sitting here at a comp for 36 straight hours doing a white knuckler. All people care about is making money.. they dont care about you or ur fun unless ur spending it. Untill u stop spending it and they see it hurts their pocket book they will keep taking more away for more money. People u need to wake up..'s A Hit.
Who invented money? Ask any number of people and they couldn't tell you who it was that actually invented money or where the idea came from. History has given us some bad ideas, but money has to be the worst and here are my top three reasons why.   Something Invented By Man Should Not Have Power Over Him. If I think really hard and try to imagine a time without money, before it was invented and used on a daily basis, I tend to imagine that the world was a completely different place. People most likely had a barter type society where goods and services were exchanged and that is how one survived. If I had a particular skill, say hunting, and you were hungry you could come to me for food. The idea would be that if you could make fire, and I could provide the food, then we could exchange our skills or abilities and everyone got what was good for them. I assume, for the sake of argument, that if someone possessed absolutely no skills whatsoever, that person was still allowed to eat. I
Money Talks - Acdc
Tailored suits, chauffered carsFine hotels and big cigarsUp for grabs, up for a priceWhere the red hot girls keep on dancing through the nightThe claim is on youThe sights are on meSo what do you doThat's guaranteedHey little girl, you want it allThe furs, the diamonds, the painting on the wallCome on, come on, love me for the moneyCome on, come on, listen to the moneytalkCome on, come on, love me for the moneyCome on, come on, listen to the moneytalkA French maid, foreign chefA big house with king size bedYou've had enough, you ship them outThe dollar's up - down, you'd better buy the poundThe claim is on youThe sights are on meSo what do you doThat's guaranteedHey little girl, you broke the lawsYou hustle, you deal, you steal from us allCome on, come on, love me for the moneyCome on, come on, listen to the moneytalkCome on, come on, love me for the moneyCome on, come on, listen to the moneytalkMoneytalks, yeah, yeahMoney talks, B.S. walksMoney talks, come on, come onCome on, come on,
Mon Feb 4 & Fat Tuesday Parade Schedules
Mon. Feb. 4 Proteus Uptown 5:15 p.m. Orpheus Uptown 6 p.m. Zeus Metairie 6:30 p.m. Cleopatra Houma 6:30 p.m. Tues. Feb. 5 Zulu Uptown 8 a.m. Rex Uptown 10 a.m. Elks Uptown after Rex Crescent City Uptown after Elks Argus Metairie 10 a.m. Grela W. Bank 11 a.m. Elks Jeff Metairie 11 a.m. Jefferson Metairie 11 a.m. Lions Covington 10 a.m. Covington Covington Follows Lions Houmas Houma 11 a.m. Kajuns Houma Follows Skunks Lacombe 1 p.m. Chahta-Ima Lacombe 1:30 p.m. Folsom Folsom 1:30 p.m. Bonne Terre Montegut 4 p.m.
Mon 04-28-08 (flutterby)
Monday, April 28, 2008 Like a butterfly - I emerge from the cocoon that was last week, Reborn ready to stretch my wings! Let the world, at least this week Know I'm ready to face it once again! I'm once again ready, after my hibernation and setbacks - I'm ready to: "Get my World On" If I take baby steps I'll never get anywhere ... I'm jumping right out and spreading the wings - Lets just hope they take sail! So - My new sights are set and I hope This finds you with all yours attainable too! I started to grease a few wheels & I'm not talking about the lawn mowers either ... But I'll take from these last few downfalls around me - the ONE thing I seen and witnessed, Is if you don't try - it may not pan out ... BUT will any of it matter after your gone? A lot of sayings come to mind about not trying: "Nothing to fear, but fe
The Mongol Invasion
I can not describe the chaos and madness that fled Westward as the Golden Horde crossed the Volga River into Russia and then the Balkans into Poland and Hungary. Genghis Khan said God himself had chosen him to destroy the civilizations of Asia and Russia. When Genghis, died his children and grandchildren picked up the banner. It was Batu Khan, Genghis' grandson, who lead the Mongols into Europe proper. Like an avalanche, they came down the mountains into civilized lands with armies larger than any fielded in Europe. And they could fight! I makes ones long-dead heart go pitter-pat to think of it. Slowly, clumsily, heavily armored European Knights led sullen peasants out into the field, expecting a conventional, slow, predictable battle like every other one they'd fought for their lords. The Mongols were lightly armored when they wore armor at all; they rode hardy, fast steppe ponies, and they could fire arrows from horseback backwards at a full gallop. The astute or even the not-so-a
Mongoloid Manning
INDIANAPOLIS—Colts quarterback Peyton Manning took a moment during Super Bowl Media Day Tuesday to acknowledge his "deep, abiding joy and pride" that, after many years of attempting to make his presence felt on advertising's biggest stage, his commercials would finally be coming to the Super Bowl. "There's no greater honor for a major player in the endorsement game than to get to the Super Bowl," said Manning, a three-time AdWeek MVP who is attempting to prove once and for all that he can land the big campaign. "My dad was a great pitchman, but he never got here. People said I would never get here. But on Super Bowl Sunday, Sprint, DirecTV, MasterCard, Sony and I plan to prove them all wrong. I guarantee it." Manning will also be playing quarterback for the Colts during the game, although he is not expected to be televised nearly as much in that capacity
Mongolian Vd
An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time. A week after arriving back home in the States, he awakes one morning to find his pen*s covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results. The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says: "I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it". The man looks a little perplexed and says: "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc". The doctor answers: "I'm sorry,there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your pen*s". The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion". The doctor replies: "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but
Mon 05-26-08 (grillin')
________________ Monday, May 26, 2008 Memorial Day ... Knowing that I have readers That are not American & surely don't understand our holidays - I apologies for all my patriotic flare. I assure you that my Blog wont be "all American" theme But as you see - It does have a look of one! Believe me, there's plenty of our countrymen who only observe the day as an extended weekend day - most excellent way of kicking off the summer season with a good ole "Cook Out"
Just watched a Russian movie Mongol, and it was just fantastic. Definitely highly recommended for anyone that likes epic movies about historical figures (Ghengis Khan in this case). It is in Mongolian, with English subtitles. Gotta have my dad watch it, since thats where he was born.
Mon 03-31-08 Hell!
March 31, 2008 Oopsss I mean "Happy" Day From HELL (other words ...) 'Happy' Monday! I hope this'Monday' finds YOU HAPPY and HEALTHY and not over heated from all the flames here on my blog ... Today's Video: AC/DC's 'Hell aint a bad place to be' Happens to be one of my favorites from many - MANY years ago. I know, I know ... A bit much! (on the 'hell' references) hehe
Monica Jordan
Ah, it was the spring of 1991. I was just settling in good from my basic training in the USMC reserves. This was the year I was to reacquire the Beasely woman, but that had yet to transpire. What was happening was a hand full of teenagers calling me. It could have been worse, believe me. So, after much debate (Ha!), Andréa began to occupy my phone time. During this time, I was purely a monster of my own desires and loved every minute of it. April 4th rolls around and I receive a phone call from a now single Monica Jordan. I knew of her because her former boyfriend was my cousin Demarcus. We talk about nothing too much. I pass the phone off to my younger brother. After a short conversation though my younger brother, we was invited to a party at Monica’s dad house. When the day of the party comes, we are the only guests. I don’t know if it was planned that way or not. The only thing I know is there is free cake and soda to be had, and I partook on the fun in spite of the l
Monitoring Washington's 'revolving Door'
It's no secret that Big Business has as much or more influence on lawmaking in Washington as actual regulators do. Freely available to the public, the new "Revolving Door Database" is the most comprehensive source to date for learning who's who in the Washington influence industry, and for uncovering how these people's government connections afford them privileged access to those in power. Users can see, for example, which federal regulators are now working for the industries they once oversaw. "There's a back story to every law, regulation and government contract, and's Revolving Door Database helps tell those stories," said the Center's Executive Director, Sheila Krumholz. Learn more:
Monique Dupree Will Be In Chicago
Monique will be at the Fangoria Weekend of Horrors at the end of February. Below is the information on the event. Time/Location: Friday, Saturday and Sunday February 23-25, 2007 Wyndham Chicago O'Hare 6810 N. Mannheim Rd. Rosemont, IL (Chicago, IL area) Other guests include: Shawnee Smith (SAW trilogy) Jeffrey Combs (Re-Animator fame) Bill Moseley (The Devil's Rejects) Kane Hodder (Jason Lives, Hatchet) and many, many more. Join the fun, and get signed photos, and take you're own, with this charming young lady.
Monique Dupree Interview
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Monique Dupree Photos For Sale
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Monique Dupree
I met Monique today at Texas Fear Fest and I must say... she's absolutely stunning! I had a wonderful conversation with her and she treated me like she'd known me for years. Monique, thank you for the day, and for such a wonderful experience. Have a safe trip home and don't you dare loose touch with me! Keith
Monique Dupree Is A Grindhouse Girl
Monique Gata Dupree is a grindhouse girl! This is a really wicked honour!Grindhouse girl
Monique Dupree's Comicbook
Monique Dupree's comicbookThey are almost gone, so get your copy today. I comic is only 3.95 and have pictures of yours truly on the back...If you purchase one and happen to see me at a convention, I'll sign it for free!mwah!Monique
Just a little note so everyone knows that I am still alive. I am in the middle of no where, literally. Just mountains and more mountains. We go on missions almost everyday and even spend days outside the wire. We had some IED action here last week but it hit a local national and not us. Pretty sure that it was meant for us but it is hard to tell when there is only one road in or out. We are one of the few PRT's that have nothing on our FOB, no finance, no mail, no AAFES. I thought AAFES goes everywhere we go?! I would send pictures but it never works. Everything here pretty much sucks but once we go out and spend days outside the wire with MRE's, no showers and no toilets, this place feels like heaven. Wish some of you guys could be to hike the mountains with me. It is so much fun, not. If something happens, we are screwed. No real place to get cover and you are definately not running up or down one of these mountains. It does get entertaining:-) Well I gotta go! Hope you all are
Monique On Bebo
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Mo'nique Stand-up Comedy
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Monique Dupree Interview
Monique Dupree Merch
Here are some samples of designs in my cafe press store..for the linkMeow!Monique Dupree merch
Monitor Update......
So went for a check up today at the Cardiologist they took the monitor off for 2 days...but I have to wear it a week longer...They want to check the information that is on it...not sure why....but oh well...I go back to the doctor on Thursday to have it put back on...yay! I guess if it werent for bad luck I wouldnt have any luck at all. Will have more information after my appointment on Thursday. Love you guys! MUAHZ!:-)
Mo'nique Stand-up Comedy
Monica Lewinsky
Join me as we celebrate a special birthday. Monica Lewinsky has turned 34. Can you believe it? It seems like only yesterday she was crawling around the White House on her hands and knees, and putting everything in her mouth. They grow up so fast, don't they?
Monique Dupree Comes To Nyc
Monique Dupree will be one of the special guests to attend the big apple con in NYCNovember 16-18th 2007click here for more infoMonique Dupree attends the big apple con!
Monica Gets Nailed
In Courtney Cox's new show Dirt she so gets nailed a very naughty way. Who needs the uptight ODC Monica when we've got Cox reinvented. A bitch in heels. Too bad...the show's predictable. *snore*
Monica & Brandy - The Boy Is Mine
Monica-angel Of Mine
Monica-u Should've Known Better
Monica-what Hurts The Most
Monica Playlist
Monica - Angel Of Mine
When I first saw you I already knew There was something inside of you Something I thought that I would never find Angel of mine I look at you, lookin' at me Now I know why they say the best things are free I'm gonna love you boy you are so fine Angel of Mine How you changed my world you'll never know I'm different now, you helped me grow You came into my life sent from above When I lost all hope you showed me love I'm checkin' for ya boy you're right on time Angel of Mine Nothing means more to me than what we share No one in this whole world can ever compare Last night the way you moved is still on my mind Angel of Mine What you mean to me you'll never know Deep inside I need to show You came into my life sent from above (Sent from above) When I lost all hope, you showed me love (Boy you showed me love) I'm checkin' for ya, boy you're right on time (Right on Time) Angel of Mine (Angel of mine) I never knew I could feel each moment As if it were new,
Monica - For You I Will
When you're feeling lost in the night, When you feel your world just ain't right Call on me, I will be waiting Count on me, I will be there Anytime the times get too tough, Anytime your best ain't enough I'll be the one to make it better, I'll be there to protect you, See you through, I'll be there and there is nothing I won't do. I will cross the ocean for you I will go and bring you the moon I will be your hero your strength Anything you need I will be the sun in your sky I will light your way for all time Promise you, For you I will. I will shield your heart from the rain I will let no harm come your way Oh these arms will be your shelter No these arms won't let you down, If there is a mountain to move I will move that mountain for you I'm here for you, I'm here forever I will be your fortress, tall and strong I'll keep you safe, I'll stand beside you, right or wrong I will cross the ocean for you I will go and bring you the moon (yeah, yeah) I
Monica - You Should've Known Better
I didn't ask to go with you to Mexico. I really didn't need the shoppin spees in L.A, on Melrose,boy if you didn't know it well know you know. I didn't need the furs, or the jewelry because material things they don't mean much to me, and ever since you've been gone, I've been holdin us down on my own [Hook:] I never evr cheated. I never ever lied. So you could stop asking me, asking me why? Why i never left you? And why I kept it real? And why i'm still with you? [Chorus:] U should've known better than to think I would leave. U should've better than to doubt me dear. It don't matter if you're,matter if you're down. Either way i'm gonna be around. U shoud've known that I would stay by your side. U should've known your girl was gonna ride or die. And it just don't matter if you're rich, or poor,out'or in, doing 5 to 10. U should've known better. [Verse2:] What makes you think that I would forget about you. Think about it,who comes to see ya. Every saturda
I just leveled. YEAH so that leads me to this question. I am a minion to who??? The Fu-LORDS??? LOL thanks for reading my dumb stuff have a great day friends.
Monica ~hh @5pm Today & Auto11's
Moinca the Great!!!!!! She is point whoring AGAIN!! She has an Happy Hour and Auto 11's today!!! Happy Hour is @ 5 pm Fu-time So rate her hard Cus if you dont she will crop dust you all MONICA THE GREAT married to bludgeon, master of ROADRAGE and WENDY, kins is my little bish@ fubar You know you want to kiss her A$$!! So what are you waiting for. Go now and rate her this pimp out was brought to you by ME!!!!! Love ya Monica KCPilar69™~ProtectedByBountyHunter~Owned & Owner of Joey Stylez..R/L Girlfriend 2 Craven Moorehead@ fubar KissBy Prin
well i got pics but havin a problem postin them thou its gettin me mad
Monica The Great
Monica The Great Ranked #1 Today. She Rawks. That Is All. :P
Monica, Monica, Monica
Moinca the Great!!!!!! She is point whoring AGAIN!! She has an Happy Hour and Auto 11's today!!! Happy Hour is @ 4pm pst So rate her hard Cus if you dont she will crop dust you all MONICA THE GREAT, IF YOU CRUSH ME, PLEASE TELL ME SO I CAN LOVE ON YOU!! Member of Dangerous curves@ fubar You know you want to kiss her A$$!! So what are you waiting for. Go now and rate her this pimp out was brought to you by ME!!!!! Love ya Monica KCPilar69™~R/L Fiance 2 CravenMoorehead ~Protected By Bounty Hunter@ fubar KissBy Prince
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Monique Gata Duprees' Band Negro Childe
On Halloween this year Negro Childe will be performing at the Samhain Ball!! info is as follows: 128 West North Avenue Baltimore, MD 21217 $5 admission price 28 music acts haunted art show 4 areas of music and art Dance performances!! everything starts at 9pm.. We hope to see you there... Monique GATA Dupree will be signing autographs for the first 20 fans that arrive to her table at the event. for more info on negro childe, email us at To hear our music, go to
Ok, if I were a monk there is no way in hell I would get one of those damn monk haircuts. You know, the ring of hair around the shaved spot on top. oh... wait. I think I already have that haircut.
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Monkey Turds.
So the Orangutans (or whatever you call them big orange monkeys) had these cables strung up at the zoo so that they could move between two buildings and one of the damn donkeys was hanging right over the walkway above the crowd when it started pooping. The crowd went wild. For monkey turds. Now that's entertainment.
Monkey Love Lmao
this is funny
This might not be the best place for this little game, but when I put it on my front page the sond conflicts with the music, and maybe some other people will enjoy it. Want one? Go to
! Monkeys
HEy. I've been on this 'tap thing.. for like 2 days. I have like 30 friends already. That's freakin awesome. I just wanted ot thank all of my newfound friends . YOu guys rock. I don;t know any of you.. but yer all damn sexy. thanks again!
A trucker picks up a hitchhiker who climbs up in the cab and notices a monkey on the dashboard. After a few miles he asks the driver what the monkey is for. The driver says "I'll show you" and with that he hits the monkey with the back of his hand, sending the poor creature rolling across the dash. The monkey goes down between the drivers legs, unzips his pants, pulls out his unit and proceeds to give the trucker head. When finished ,the monkey pulls out a tissue, cleans the driver up, puts everything back and jumps back up on the dashboard. "See that" said the trucker. The man said "Yeah". The trucker ask the man "You want to try it?" The man said "OK, but don't hit me as hard as you hit that monkey!"
Monkey Luv :p
Monkfish Kebabs
INGREDIENTS * 8 (8-inch) bamboo skewers * 2 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil * 2 tablespoons fresh lemon juice * 1 tablespoon chopped fresh cilantro leaves, plus 4 sprigs, for garnish * 1 teaspoon ground cumin * 1 teaspoon kosher salt * 1/2 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper * 1/2 teaspoon minced fresh garlic * 2 pounds fresh monkfish, cut into 1-1/2 inch squares * 1 green bell pepper, seeded and cut into 1-1/2 inch squares * 8 ounces whole small button mushrooms * 1 lemon, cut into wedges, optional, for garnish METHOD Soak 8 bamboo skewers in water for 30 minutes to 1 hour. This will keep them from burning later.) Whisk together the oil, lemon juice, cilantro, cumin, salt, pepper, and garlic in a bowl. Transfer the marinade to the plastic bag with the monkfish cubes and shake to combine. Refrigerate for at least 30 minutes and up to 2 hours. Preheat a grill or grill pan to high. Remove the fish cube
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Monkey Ratings . . .
President Bush's new ratings were out yesterday. I DO BELIEVE IT IS TIME FOR THE DREADED AVIAN BIRD FLU TO POP UP (Oh wait, there is E-Coli now! We don't need the Bird Flu anymore - although I do miss it dearly!!!) . . . OR . . . PERHAPS . . . EVEN . . . THE INFAMOUS, DREADED, IMMORTAL #2!!!!!!!!!! From Newsmax December 14, 2006 A new ABC News/Washington Post poll has some dismal numbers for President Bush: 49 percent "strongly disapprove" of his job performance overall, his worst rating ever in that category. 62 percent of Americans "disapprove" of Bush's job performance overall, his second-worst rating in that category. ONLY 18 percent "strongly approve." 70 percent "disapprove" specifically of his handling of the situation in Iraq, his worst-ever mark. 57 percent "strongly disapprove" his job performance. ONLY 28 percent "approve." 61 percent of all respondents say the Iraq war was not worth fighting. 65 percent of independents and 81 perc
Monk A Kindred Spirit
I LOVE the show MONK on USA Network!!! I have a lot of the same fears and OCD issues as he does. These are the lyrics to their new MONK Anthem MONK O.C.D. ANTHEM After a lifetime of busting criminals, Monk has begun busting rhymes in the hilarious "OCD" anthem airing on USA. Now you can sing along the next time Monk takes the mic -- just click the "View Full Clip" button on the left to watch the full 60-second music video and study the lyrics below to keep step! SONG LYRICS O.C.D. how can I make it clear? I'll take you fear by fear To be sharin' your phobias near and dear O is for Obsessive and C is for Compulsive And the D ... well ... that's our detective It's like the way you wash your hands the 42nd time 'Cause you had to dumpster dive just so you could solve a crime Or the way you lie awake at night over a stain Keeping you from busting perps, got hygiene on the brain Clean it You ever had a case that took you to a filthy place? Got caught in spider we
Monkeys And Evolution
Just a snippet from a mumm about the whole us being descended from monkeys trope. I hate to toot my own horn but I thought this was kind of funny. "They are our very, very, very,very distant special needs group short bus cousins." ---------- End World 3 and 4 (it was envisioned as a 4 parter) the next day or so latest.
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A Monkey?
Good Morning…. I pause because today’s topic…I can’t even believe I am lowering myself to talking about. I have heard many times the phrase that our country is being run my Monkeys. Case in point does that mean Uncle Sam is a Monkeys Uncle? Or the other way around? I have never heard of this next name before but perhaps you have. Mr. Adam Monk. Have you? I haven’t until this morning while coming into work on snowy ass roads and temps into the high teens. The conversation had turned to stock markets on the radio and who has bested the market four years running. Stock Market that is. You got it, Mr. Adam Monk is who. He has picked the three top area stocks four years running and he is an employee of the Chicago Sun Times newspaper. Normally hearing about a person who had done such a feat would surely be popular and receive many calls and questions how he does it. But, Adam doesn’t speak English. Well actually Adam doesn’t speak French, Russian or Italian either. His favorite foods includ
Monkey Crack.
holy shitballs! i thought i had flunked my history of fashion class last semester... i never did ANY of the work.. never even showed up for my final. and the mofo gave me a C!! i cant even believe this! never has there been a more kickass teacher in my history at the academy! now i dont have to take it over again! [he totally hated teaching that class] he probably gave me a passing grade because he knew it was a pointless bullshit class that they just rape us for... for money. WOOHOO!
Do you suppose that monkeys are angry about not being able to get really comfortable pants?
Not all monkeys are dirty. That is so racist to think that. Won't somebody think of the little clean monkeys?
Apparently the CT admins are offended by monkey butts. At least that is the conclusion I draw from my mumm about monkey racism being deleted. I knew I shouldn't have used "angry butts" in the mumm.
Monkey Balls.
Amusement Parks An amusement park is always fun to visit on a hot summer mammal. When you get there, you can rent a channel and go for a swim. And there are lots of horny things to eat. You can start off with a hot dog on a word with mustard, relish, and chimichangas on it. Then you can have a buttered ear of garden hose with a nice smoky slice of watermelon and a big bottle of cold jizz. When you are full, it's time to go on the roller coaster, which should settle your race car. Other amusement park rides are the Dodge-Em which has little monkeys, that you drive and run into other balls,and the Merry-Go-Round where you can sit on a big hair and try to grab the gold cheese as you ride past.
I miss my little buddy terribly. He's a strange, even a little funny looking, short haired domestic house cat named Monkey. My wife and step daughter named him Dylan, but I told them to me he looked like a monkey. Now I'm getting divorced and I'm not going to be able to see him again. I know this sounds funny coming from a man, but losing that cat feels like the biggest lost I've experienced in my life. I've lost my father, my marriage, and my home. But the thought of losing that ....funny, loving, little shit kills me. For me it was the perfect friendship. No drama. I didn't have to ask him what was wrong for 3 days before he'll tell me. When he wanted to be held he'd drag his fat furry ass over to me, sit in front of my chair and purr. I miss his purr. Animals don't disappoint like people do. It's a simple relationship. All they want is food, water, a place to shit and pee and your love. Perfect. They don't complain about how much you work, or how much you might stink up t
Monkeyassfucks And 'splodin' People
One of my favorite new haunts since I've moved down south is called, "Double D's Steakhouse". It's a large, usually sparsely populated steakhouse with a bar. They have numerous, large LCD televisions, 3 high quality, regulation sized, pocketed billiard tables, reasonably priced beer and very decent food. And, if the bartender sees that you're actually drinking or ordering food, he will usually write off the pool rental and you'll get it for free. My kind of place. A very interesting thing happened at DD's today. As I was playing pool with myself (I was losing), a proverbial clown car of children and rednecks suddenly flooded in the door. I've never understood people's compulsion to bring their offspring to places where people obviously go to get away from things like children... such as a bar. The five children looked to be exactly nine months apart in age (big surprise there), the oldest being around 8 years old. And they were LOUD! Not just loud in the sense that they spoke loudly
Monkeys With Keyboards....
Monkey Pot Head
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey, "Hey! What are you doing?" The monkey says "smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they share a few puffs. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint. The Crocodile looks up and says Hey!" The Monkey looks down and says....
Monkey Vs Sumo
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A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! What are you doing?" The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and have some. So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a few puffs. After a while the lizard says his mouth is dry and is going to get a drink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to shore, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree got too stoned and then fell into the river while trying to get a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree were the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!" The monkey looks down and says---- "Fuuuuuuuuuuuck! Duuuude!.........How much water d
Monkey's Paw - Ghost Legend
Monkeys Paw WITHOUT, the night was cold and wet, but in the small parlor of Lakesnam Villa the blinds were drawn and the fire burned brightly. Father and son were at chess, the former, who possessed ideas about the game involving radical changes, putting his king into such sharp and unnecessary perils that it even provoked comment from the white-haired old lady knitting placidly by the fire. "Hark at the wind," said Mr. White, who, having seen a fatal mistake after it was too late, was amiably desirous of preventing his son from seeing it. "I'm listening," said the latter, grimly surveying the board as he stretched out his hand. "Check." "I should hardly think that he'd come to-night," said his father, with his hand poised over the board. "Mate," replied the son. "That's the worst of living so far out," bawled Mr. White, with sudden and unlooked-for violence; "of all the beastly, slushy, out-of-the-way places to live in, this is the worst. Pathway's a bog, and the road's
Monkey In The Bar
A guy walks in to a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them. Then he grabs some sliced limes and eats them. Then he jumps on to the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement somehow swallows it whole. The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the guy. "He eats everything in sight. Sorry. I'll pay for everything." The man finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate and leaves. Two weeks later, he's in the bar again, and his pet monkey is with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it in
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them,then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole. The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He eats everything in sight, the little twerp. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is d
two mokeys in a bath one monkeys goes ooohhh ooohh ooohhh the others says well put some cold water in then
The Monkey
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past And looks up and says to the monkey, "Hey! What are you doing?" The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they share a few Puffs. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get A drink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over And falls into the river. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to The side, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a Joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the River while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, Finds the tree were the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint. The Crocodile looks up and says "Hey!" The Monkey looks down and says.... Fuuuuuuuuck...
Hey, kid. I'm not your damn monkey. Stop throwing bananas at me. I will not dance for you.
Monkey Animation
If anyone wanna join this let me know and would make for ya :) ALl you have to take 3 pics of you cover your eyes, ears and mouth :)
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Monkey See, Monkey Do
Start with a cage containing five monkeys. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the other monkeys with cold water. After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same result all the other monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon, when another monkey tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it. Now, put away the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and wants to climb the stairs. To his surprise and horror, all of the other monkeys attack him. After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted. Next, remove another of the original five monkeys and replace it with a new one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes pa
Monkey Loves Pigeon
Thursday, 13 September, 2007 Monkey Loves Pigeon A heartwarming story from China: The abandoned monkey who has found love with a pigeon. They're an odd couple in every sense but a monkey and a pigeon have become inseparable at an animal sanctuary in China. The 12-week-old macaque - who was abandoned by his mother - was close to death when it was rescued on Neilingding Island, in Goangdong Province. After being taken to an animal hospital his health began to improve but he seemed spiritless - until he developed a friendship with a white pigeon. The blossoming relationship helped to revive the macaque who has developed a new lease of life, say staff at the sanctuary.
Monks Lead Largest Burma Protest 2 (myanmar, 24 Sept 2007)
Monks lead largest Burma protest 2 (Myanmar, 24 Sept 2007) Burma Protest Than Shwe Burma Myanmar August Fuel protest Protest at Burmese Embassy- August 23, 2007- #2 of 3 Burmese Activists protest in Bangkok Protest at Burmese Embassy- August 23, 2007- #1 of 3 Song Dedicated To Burmese Monks in Protest (2)
190 Monks Reported Slaughtered!
190 monks reported slaughtered! ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: ۞ƒåbuløusÐISASTER۞ Date: 30 Sep 2007, 14:15 A Sad Thanks 2 Lauren (vegemini) Terrie Elsewhere's DaughterI just received this by email, checked it out and found it posted on the Buddhist Peace Fellowship website. Truly horrifying!Sept 28, 07:Update 9/28/07:A dispatch received from someone with a relative in Yangon (Rangoon), via Richard Reoch of Shambhala:We just got phone call with our sister living in Yangon about a few hours ago. We saw on BBC world, saying that 200 monks were arrested. The true picture is far worse. For one instance, the monastery at an obscure neighborhood of Yangon, called Ngwe Kyar Yan (on Wei-za-yan-tar Road, Yangon) had been raided early this morning.A troop of lone-tein (riot police comprised of paid thugs) protected by the military trucks, raided the monastery with 200 studying monks. They systematically ordered all the monks to line up and ba
I got a new friend and he looooves the ladiesss, i mean hes a real animal when it comes to the ladies lol MARVIN THE MONKEY---@ fubar go show this guy some love and hes looking for new hot girlfriends all the time! nake sure you tell him Mr.Jeezy sent ya!
Monkeys More Evolved Than Humans
The results, detailed online this week in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, contradict the conventional wisdom that humans are the result of a high degree of genetic selection, evidenced by our relatively large brains, cognitive abilities and bi-pedalism. Jianzhi Zhang of the University of Michigan and his colleagues analyzed strings of DNA from nearly 14,000 protein-coding genes shared by chimps and humans. They looked for differences gene by gene and whether they caused changes in the generated proteins. Genes act as instructions that organisms use to make proteins and thus are integral to carrying out biological functions, such as transporting oxygen to the body's cells. Different versions of the same gene are called alleles. Changes in DNA that affect the making of proteins are considered functional changes, while "silent" changes do not affect the proteins. "If we see an excess of functional changes (compared to silent changes) the inference is these functional
k so. either my bed ate my chapstik again. or a lil monkey stoled it. i'll take option b for 200 alex. bombed the ever-lovin shit outta the garage n the upstairs yesterday... was unaware they made 'fresh scent' bug bombs. in any case it was nice not to walk into leftover 'vile' after spendin the day in flagstaff. so. im exhausted. why you may ask? or not if you dont care. but whateva i do what i want. dear crazy girlie: stalking is not endearing. going psycho chick is not endearing. God knows i love ya...but crikey woman. *le sigh* so lets not do that again... of course if you really want to... well im not going to say i understand it... and im not going to say ima answer your 4 am texts but i will each their own? or most definitely something. - me in other news cigarettes are tasting like ass which is a nice first step into the quit zone without having to go 'cold turkey' cuz that'll turn me into a stark raving bitch so ya no. do
The Monkey And The Lizard
The Monkey and the Lizard A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past, looks up, and says to the monkey, "Hey! What are you doing?" The monkey says, "Smoking a joint, Come up and have some." So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they share a few puffs. After a while the lizard says his mouth is "dry" and is going to get a drink from the river. Once at the river, the lizard is so stoned that he leans over and falls into the water. A Crocodile sees this, swims over to the lizard, and helps him to the side; then he asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned, and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint, and he looks up and says, "Hey!" The Monkey looks do
A Monkey
A baby monkey asked his mom why are we ugly? His mom said thank god we look this way u should see the motherfucka reading this. jk people lol
The Monkees: The Porpoise Song
guess what i seen you twin today.......for real i even called your name but they kept walking scratching their ass and eating bananas....ha...ha..
Monkeys Use Grooming As Payment For Sex:
By GILLIAN WONG Associated Press Writer AP Photo/SHUJI KAJIYAMA Buy AP Photo Reprints SINGAPORE (AP) -- Male macaque monkeys pay for sex by grooming females, according to a recent study that suggests the primates may treat sex as a commodity. "In primate societies, grooming is the underlying fabric of it all," Dr. Michael Gumert, a primatologist at the Nanyang Technological University in Singapore, said in a telephone interview Saturday. "It's a sign of friendship and family, and it's also something that can be exchanged for sexual services," Gumert said. Gumert's findings, reported in New Scientist last week, resulted from a 20-month observation of about 50 long-tailed macaques in a reserve in Central Kalimantan, Indonesia. Gumert found after a male grooms a female, the likelihood that she will engage in sexual activity with the male was about three times more than if the grooming had not occurred. And as with other commo
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Monkey Wrench by Foo Fighters What have we done with innocence It disappeared with time, it never made much sense Adolescent resident Wasting another night on planning my revenge One in ten Dont want to be your monkey wrench One more indecent accident Id rather leave than suffer this Ill never be your monkey wrench All this time to make amends What do you do when all your enemies are friends Now and then Ill try to bend Under pressure wind up snapping in the end One in ten Dont want to be your monkey wrench One more indecent accident Id rather leave than suffer this Ill never be your monkey wrench One last thing before I quit I never wanted any more than I could fit Into my head I still remember every single word You said and all the shit that somehow came along with it Still theres one thing that comforts me since I was Always caged and now Im free Dont want to be your monkey wrench One more indecent accident Id rather leave than suffer thi
Monkeys Steal My Undies @ Night
Hello Hope your having a good day. I just wanted to let you know That Were just chilln in this lounge wanting to meet you ., I know lounges arent for everyone but at least show up and say hi! I know i would Just click the pic below!
The Monkeys In My Brain
I'm not entirely sure what to say about this... its an improv piece recorded with my bass... sorry the quality is a little bad, dunno how to fix that... anyway, I hope you enjoy!
Monkey Business
Monkey Bar
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey.>> He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around >> the>> place.>>>> He first grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some>> sliced limes and eats them, then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of>> the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement,>> somehow swallows it whole.>>>> The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just >> did?">>>> The guy says "No, what?">>>> "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!">>>> "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats everything in>> sight. I'm sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff.">>>> He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate,>> then leaves.>>>> Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey with him.>>>> He orders a drink and the monkey starts running all around the bar again.>>>> While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a Marasc
Monkey Rap
Monkeys eat banannas...can i feed yours
A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?” The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound—a sound like no other that he has ever heard. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, “We can't tell you. You're not a monk.” The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery. The monks again accept him, feed him, and even fix his car. That night, he hears the same strange mesmerizing sound that he had heard years earlier. The next morning, he asks what the sound was, but the monks reply, “We can't tell you. You're not a monk.” The man says, “All right, all right, I'm dying to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound
Monk & Colleen With Mastercard
Glock 23 Pistol $600 Ammo for the gun $50 Flowers $100 SEX with Colleen - PRICELESS!!! words straight from MONKs' mouth!!
Monkey Taunts Tigers
Monkey Buisness
Monday, June 12, 2006 So.... Saturday Joanne and i took my god son hunter and her daughter catelynn to the zoo, in Baltimore.....i do have to say the zoo sucks now....i remember having much more fun when i was a child. the zoo has very few exhibits now, which saddens me. well we arrive at the zoo and all of the parking lots were full, so we had to drive down to this baseball field, which wasn't to far away. so we walk up to the zoo, and we got in free, cuz, god bless Joanne, she is a member. it was lunch time for us, so we stopped at the picnic tables and ate lunch. after that it was time for the zoo animals. off we were.....and what do u know, it was nap time for the damn animals. so we went from exhibit to exhibit in search of an animal awake....well we found the chimp house.....the baby monkey was so adorable, i wanted to take him home with me....but as we all know that is not was the lemurs (think Madagascar.....they were the animals dancing and singing "i lik
Monkey Drinking Own Pee
The Monkey
The Monkey Monkeys are fascinating animals to watch. Their acrobatic maneuvers hold the energy of effortlessness and grace. They twist, turn, jump, and hang with the greatest of ease. They crawl up and down tree trunks and leap from branch to branch extending their long arms outward towards the next limb. Once they arrive at their destination they stop, look around and contemplate what is in their immediate environment. Moving in all directions, forward, backwards and sideways gives the monkey the advantage of seeing things from different angles. They have excellent vision and are able to see that which is hidden from normal view. Their master ship of movement and keen observation skills help them reach their destination safely. Those with this totem have the ability to know where they are going and understand where they have been. Through perseverance, focus and fluid movement their goals can be attained. Monkeys are flat-footed animals. They walk around using all four limb
Monkey Madness On A Saturday Night
A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night? The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound; a sound like no other that he has ever heard. The next morn in g, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, We can't tell you. You're not a monk. The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery. The monks again accept him, feed him, and even fix his car. That night, he hears the same strange mesmerizing sound that he had heard years earlier. The next morning, he asks what the sound was, but the monks reply, We can't tell you. You're not a monk. The man says, All right, all right. I'm dying to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound
Monkey Man
Monkey Eludes Dragnet At Tokyo Train Station
Monkey eludes dragnet at Tokyo train station By JAY ALABASTER, Associated Press Writer Wed Aug 20, 4:16 PM ET TOKYO - Morning train commuters in Tokyo were joined on their way to work by an unusual companion Wednesday: a wild monkey. A security guard spotted the monkey near ticket gates in Shibuya Station, said Norihiru Masui, a spokesman for train operator Tokyu Corp. The monkey climbed to a perch high atop a departure board, and around 30 policemen surrounded the area and attempted to snare it with a variety of nets, as commuters crowded around and snapped pictures with their cell phones. The standoff ended when the monkey climbed down and dashed out of the station, with several policeman and local TV crews in tow. News reports said the monkey was last seen heading in the direction of nearby Yoyogi Park. The animal appeared to be a Japanese monkey, which are native to the country, and was about 27 inches (70 centimeters) long from head to the tip of the tai
Monkeys Work In Japanese Restaurant
Ok, this may just be funny to all of you, but dammit I work for the Japanese. If they see this shit they might want to start replacing us all with monkeys, or even worse... start just paying us in soybeans!
$5 Monkey Sale!!!!!!!!1
HEY! wanna buy a monkey? selling $5 monkeys!!! not sure if they bite... BUT! for $100(fu bux) you can purchase a $5 monkey! or multiple-monkeys! (TALK ABOUT INFLATION!) (be sure to let me know the NAME you've picked for your monkey, when u order ;) ------------------------------------------------ Chose from: PIRATE MONKEY! BIRTHDAY MONKEY! HAPPY MONKEY! ROCKIN' MONKEY! SAMURAI MONKEY! GRAMMA MONKEY! STOOPID MONKEY! (Robot Chicken) EVIL MONKEY! (Family Guy) GRUMPY MONKEY! FLYING MONKEY! CHEEZ-E MONKEY! MONKEY BONES!
Monkey Uses Brain Power To Move Robotic Arm
Monkey Ninja
Monkeys From The Zoo Messing With Romance Not In My Life Time!
Monkeys are known for Bananas not Romance with White Roses :)!
Monkey Bee: A Short Film By Jamie Hewlett
Monks Brawl At Christian Holy Site In Jerusalem
Monks brawl at Christian holy site in Jerusalem By MATTI FRIEDMAN, Associated Press Writer Matti Friedman, Associated Press Writer – 2 hrs 33 mins ago JERUSALEM – Israeli police rushed into one of Christianity's holiest churches Sunday and arrested two clergyman after an argument between monks erupted into a brawl next to the site of Jesus' tomb. The clash between Armenian and Greek Orthodox monks broke out in the Church of the Holy Sepulcher, revered as the site of Jesus' crucifixion, burial and resurrection. The brawling began during a procession of Armenian clergymen commemorating the 4th-century discovery of the cross believed to have been used to crucify Jesus. The Greeks objected to the march without one of their monks present, fearing that otherwise, the procession would subvert their own claim to the Edicule — the ancient structure built on what is believed to be the tomb of Jesus — and give the Armenians a claim to the site. The Armenians refused, and
The Monkey Which I Am Along W/a Scorpio
Year Of The Monkey 1920, 1932, 1944, 1956, 1968, 1980, 1992, 2004 People born in the Year of the Monkey are the erratic geniuses of the cycle. Clever, skillful, and flexible, they are remarkably inventive and original and can solve the most difficult problems with ease. There are few fields in which Monkey people wouldn't be successful but they have a disconcerting habit of being too agreeable. They want to do things now, and if they cannot get started immediately, they become discouraged and sometimes leave their projects. Although good at making decisions, they tend to look down on others. Having common sense, Monkey people have a deep desire for knowledge and have excellent memories. Monkey people are strong willed but their anger cools quickly. They are most compatible with the Dragon and Rat. The Monkey is the most versatile sign of the Chinese zodiac. Such people are often inventors, plotters, entertainers and the creative geniuses behind anything ingenious, including
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$10 Monkeys
$10.00 MONKEYS Once upon a time a man appeared in a village and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each. The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them. The man bought thousands at $10 and, as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort. He next announced that he would now buy monkeys at $20 each. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms. The offer increased to $25 each and the supply of monkeys be came so scarce it was an effort to even find a monkey, let alone catch it! The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50 each! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would buy on his behalf.. In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers: "Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that th
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Monkey Drummer
[monkey Play In The Jungle]
  Has the last person you kissed ever taken your shirt off?Yup- also not a big deal.   Will you be in a relationship in the next couple months?*shrugs* I was in one a month ago, maybe? If I get to pursue cute dark skinned girl across the cubehall.   Do you cry easily?Probably. I did cry during Transformers >>   Ever cried while you were on the phone with someone?Promabably but I can't recall.   Are you excited for anything?DUDE! I'm gettin me fuckin PSP Tuesday.   Where was your profile picture taken?In front of my bedroom closet mirror. Self portrait is a bitch.   What should you be doing right now?You're lookin at it, its my day off I getta do whatever the fuck I want.   How many tattoos do you have?Zero... awww... I express myself other ways *pat pat pat*   Do you have any drugs in your bedroom?... *checks* ... no.   What is something that can easily kill your mood?Someone's incessent whining after I've reassured them- basically doing anything three times in a row
Personality Occupying the 9th position on the Chinese Zodiac, the Monkey possesses such character traits as curiosity, mischievousness, and cleverness. Forever playful, Monkeys are the masters of practical jokes. Even though their intentions are always good, this desire to be a prankster has a tendency to create ill will and hurt feelings.   Although they are inherently intellectual and creative, Monkeys at times have trouble exhibiting these qualities. When that happens, they appear to others to be confused. But nothing could be further from the truth as Monkeys thrive on being challenged. Monkeys prefer urban life to rural, and their favorite pastime is people-watching. Health Believing that being sick is a waste of a valuable day, Monkeys very rarely feel ill. Their constantly active lifestyles are likely what helps Monkeys remain in good health. When Monkeys do become ill, such feelings are generally the result of feeling nervous. Career When it comes to work, Monkeys can do
Monkey Wrench
mother nature is fucking with me again. i got called into work last night and lost a ton of sleep. im still pretty banged out by the cold and feeling the effects. so what kind of present do i wake up with today? another fkn cold. i swear, im the nicest fkn guy ever (to people i like)... yet this broad keeps messin with me. either father time needs to keep his old lady in check or im gonna uppercut her in the boob when i see her. theres no need for this. it feels like i have cement in my lungs, nose, and throat. im getting pissed off actually. and im never more dangerous than when im pissed off. i didnt think i could make 235 before. but now im seriously fkn mad and if i have to sleep at the gym, im gettin there. this is bullshit peeeese owwwt bitchezzzz
The soft glow of her hair,Makes her eyes and smile burn.To gaze at her just once,Most men would forever yearn. Only a fool could not see,Beauty that shines like the sky.Hers has come to me today,And thankful are my eyes. Bring me your fire and your glow,And shine forever my sky's.Because to a beauty like you,No one should ever say goodbye.
Monkey In A Bar
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking,  the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them,then  jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He eats everything in sight, the little twerp. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The ba
Monkey *counting Crows*
Monkey Counting Crows   All dressed upNo place to goHey monkey, when you gonna show your face around me?I know all the wrongs and rightsAnd I just want a little light to fall on meHey monkey, where you been?This lonely spiral I've been inHey monkey, when can we begin?Hey monkey, where you been?We'll I'm all messed upThat's nothing newHey monkey, when you open up your blue eyes,I don't know if I'm wide awake or dreamingBut all I ever need is everythingHey monkey, where you been?This lonely spiral I've been inHey monkey, when can we begin?Hey monkey, where you been?Just get the world off your shouldersand close your pretty blue eyesHey monkey, what's life without
Monkeying Around!
So if I bought myself a monkey and decided to bleach it's fur or dye it pink...Would that constitute animal cruelty??
Monk Shoes Navigate The Modern Urban Gentleman Essential Magic Winter
Winter closet so no laces only a pair of belt-type buckle shoes it? This shoe is called Monk shoes. Monk shoes are a no laces, replaced wear leather buckle belt buckle and fasten shoes.Historically, in the 11th century, this is a time of the Roman Catholic clergy and members of the clergy wore shoes. At that time the monks need simple models and double rugged durable design with shoes, but then the style looks a bit like a sandal. Now improved over the 11th century monk shoes than the traditional kind of monk shoes offer more protection, cheap, durable, very suitable for formal and informal occasions.
Mon 04-21-06 (loss)
e n o u g h _ s a i d ! ============================================= I am seriously in pain ... The most sickening kind of pain. Loss I lost my very good friend I lost my business partner. He was 56 with a wife, children and more friends than an average person could wish or hope for. He was loved for just being himself. Also something most people dream of. In this abruptly ended life, His success can not be measured with any known device. Only materiel things are made to be measured and what he gave to anyone who was lucky enough to meet him ... Was that spirit of kindness The understanding and forgiveness The shoulder to lean on and that sincere smile that could brighten the darkest moods. With his strong headed & back both he was never afraid to put either out - to help out - those who needed it. I was inspired by his warmth In awe of his generosity and truthfully a better man because I was blessed to know him. I will mis
Mon May 18th 2009
well here is it monday 3 days after i found out that my matthew has spina bifida. of course as most people know time does not make it any easier to deal with. i do know that i am very glad that me & frank decided to keep matthew. we decided this manily because we don't believe in terminating a life. i mean here i am 5 months along and the dr's tell me i still have a week to choose if i want to keep him or end his life. like i told the dr there was no way i would end his life he is a living breathing human being. but to be honest this is one of them times where i wish my daddy was here. he always knew the answers he seemed to always know what to do and say at the right moment. i wish he would have been here to see matthews face on the ultrasound screen he's such a cute little boy. after i cried my eyes out last night i decided that i have to write in this atleast once a day just to help keep some of the pain out of my head. i know this may sound odd but i am really hoping that the dr's
Today is thanksgiving and I have a lot to say Im thankful for.I have my two beautiful kids with me and I also have my love monoxide aka michael.He makes me laugh all the time and smile all time.He is also a very wonderful lover.Very wonderful.hehe
Monotony As A Form Of Escape.
Bored, apathetic, and borderline listless, I start my days. The only brightness in an otherwise drab gray day is my wife, but when she is away its like sitting at a symphony that playing one tune in a constant tone, Flatline. mildly irratating? yes. However the pain rates as a mild windburn, hovering just slightly beyond my notice. This is my sanctuary, the sanctum of mediocrity, my fortress of banality. I enjoy it. Why? Life is Drama and Energy, like all vices you CAN have too much of it. Passion drains, so this is my solace, my reprieve. Yeah I know this is wierd, but its security for my sanity at any rate.
Well last night my brother came over for dinner and a fun loving game of monopoly. After we ate we watched a little T.V. and laughed at the stupid programs that people are willing to watch. At around 9 we broke out the monopoly board and started playing. Well let me tell you i have played many many games of monopoly and i have never played one as bad as last nights. The game ended up more like the game of life. Fist off i didnt even make it around the board untill every one went around like 4 times cause i kept on getting crappy rolls or ending up in jail. Every chance or community chest i fell on made me pay out. i landed on that damn interest space and luxary tax like every time i went around. well needless to say after my fourth time around the board i had like 5 dollars left and 4 of my 6 propertys morgaged. so i was prety much out of the game. Joey the king of monopoly put up all the hotels he could and finished off Niki in a matter of one time around the board after he had them a
Monologue: Recorded In May 2002 / Bellhaven Theatre
From: A Woman of No Importance: Oscar Wilde/May 2002/Bellhaven Theatre Herban Media's Myspace Tools
I am having a hard time understanding why in todays society, people think that an open relationship with your spouse is not a cool thing. Me and my wife love eachother. We are married, and we have a great relationship. We are a polygamous couple though. In basic terms....we fuck other people. My wife is going out tonight. I tried to hook up some one tonight, but she said "You are married. I cant do that, and I would not feel right doing it either." Even after I told you, we have an open relationship, and after I told you how it was, you still turn me down. WOW!!!! That fucking sucks. It pisses off my wife too because chicks think they are too good to hook up with someone that is married. PEOPLE!!!! The Brady Bunch society does not exist no more. I cant believe people act the way they do. I thought most chicks flock to married men. What happened? Did I miss something? Did I not get the memo at work that said fucking around is a moral sin, and it is not right. I can understand if it
Monoxide's Bio
Real Name: Paul Methric Psychopathic Name: Monoxide Birthday: July 14th, 1973 Height: 6'2" Weight: 200+ Eyes: Hazel Hair: Brown Race: Caucasion Nick Names: Monoxide Child, Lil' Poot, Foe Foe, Hectic, Monoxboogie, Mono. More: Monoxide is true talent that can't be denied. When he steps up on the mic, his rhymes of anger towards politics, depresion towards life, society, death, drugs, and more importantly love for the juggalos is almost to good to be true. If you meet Monoxide you'll notice that his love for the juggalos can never be measured just like Madrox. It could be raining and 40 degrees and he'll still sit out there and chill with you. Monoxide is also very known for the amount of cigarettes he inhales per day. The exact number will probably always be a mystery but then again, there's nothing wrong with puffing the magic dragon.
Monogamy And Man-haters
Okay, I am going to put the first line of this, the major thought of this post, in all caps, so people can see it, and I get my point across . . . and then I'll continue: HUMAN BEINGS ARE NOT MEANT TO BE MONOGAMOUS! There. Do I have your attention? Good. Now I'll explain. I do not believe that human beings were meant to be monogamous. That goes for most vamps and Otherkin, as well. (And vamps and Otherkin know what I mean, here . . . we're just too damned passionate!) Why do I say this? Well, only about 3% of all animals on the planet are monogamous, and only a small fraction of that percentage mates for life. But, aside from the so-called “statistics”, think about the . . . feelings, the desires we have. If we were meant to be monogamous, we would have lust, we wouldn't get horny, we wouldn't have the desires and needs and wants that we do where sex is concerned. Any of you can argue with me all you want. But, I'm sorry, I've seen too much, seen differen
Monogram In My Heart
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Monogamy is the custom or condition of having only one mate in a relationship, thus forming a couple. The word monogamy comes from the Greek word monos, which means one or alone, and the Greek word gamos, which means marriage or union. Serial monogamy is having no more than one sexual partner at a time but allows for multiple partners in a lifetime. In western culture serial monogamy is common with individuals before they start a family. The opposite of monogamy is polygamy.
Random thought: Wouldn't it be nice if monogomy was the new IN thing! I really don't see the point of getting married anymore....except to share medical benefits. lol Bunny
Evolutionary Psychology sex Human sperm is of a low quality - relative to many animals, including primates, a low proportion of the sperm is viable - and this encourages pair bonded sexual partnerships to the detriment of any arrangement of irregular and infrequent coitus, particularly harem-like arrangements and surreptitious affairs. Women's visual and olfactory sexual preference is biased toward desirable partners during the period of fertility and toward less desirable ones the rest of the time. This is likely an adaptation running counter to monogamy, which tends to maintain the procreative availability of desirable partners and the pacification and utilitarian engagement (household protection and production) of undesirable ones. Underscoring this adaptation, incidence of orgasm in females is predominantly dictated by the perceived sexual (hereditary) desirability of the male, and household partnership or emotional involvement is not a predictor. This is significant because the
Momopoly is making a new game, a world edition. They are letting us vote for our favorite cities, up to 10 around the world! Awesome huh! Its =) Im voting everyday, lol. Oh, I almost forgot, they have a monopoly link at the top of that page that lets u play against the pc. Have fun! Hugs =) MySpace Comments & MySpace Layouts
Like the sound of sliders Here we go Up and down the scales Everyone can see the spectacle The army of wires With the stroke of magic hands I'll make your dreams come true With my... monosynth Notes go beep in perfect Time and beat The metronome he's our friend Oscillators join in unison For the grand conclusion I could be so happy If the world would not ignore me In my place there will be stories Of a boy who died in sorrow With his... monosynth. ---------------- from the lines you read they have you believe that there is a way through the escapade breathe like you never before and you take what you know when its all said and gone they said to me your road is paved the imagery is sold and played and when the tide turns and a soul resists and when you feel burned you move ahead your parody plays in part and all through the start cutting strips out of air your driver impaired breathe like you never before and you take what you know when its
Monoxide Child - Slut
Ima Slut i cant fuck you anymore i cant fuck you anymore Ima Slut i cant fuck you anymore i cant fuck you anymore because you dont do nothin for me Ima Slut i cant fuck you anymore i cant fuck you anymore Ima Slut i cant fuck you anymore i cant fuck you anymore because you dont do nothin for me Girl girl girls they dont love me a bit but they all want a piece of this dick like licorice come get you some but my dick and no chewing gum i always hate leavin but i love to cum and now let me pop one on your belly button some ima in a drillin to rush like jumpin off a cliff when i land i got layin in the bed like this you never seen something quite like it keep an eye on your girl cause im additted to (bitch) ima wolf in sheeps clothes but i steal curl toes and freak hoes and all they say is (can i get some love?) then i hit em with a serious man Hell no ima one night stand in a 2 piece band who really dont give a fuck if your man understand Ima S
Monophobic - But Aren't We All?
Have you ever gone so far down a road with a thought and belief in your heart, making life altering decisions along the way, that you find yourself in a place where there seems to be no turning back? I sit here in despair and desolation and look at the world around me with tears in my eyes and a heavy laden heart. I force a smile and laughter for the sake of others - but inside I am dying and I feel so alone in this feeling. I have no one to talk to really, no one that I can really tell everything to. It is weird but no one wants to be an outlet for your sadness - no one wants to listen to you vent and pour out your heart without complicating your situation by telling you their problems. I feel like a bad friend because at this point I just don't give a shit about what is going on with anyone else - I want answers and worse I want solutions and I am seeking validation and uplifting words of comfort - but I don't want lies and selfishly I don't want to hear how any of this is my fault
Why don't I just give up And do myself a favour? My life is slowly turning grey And losing all its flavour Everything the same Again and again and again Everything the same Again and again and again Over and over and over Again and again and again Monoculture Over and over and over Again and again and again Monoculture No change The world has gone insane Everything that's old Is new again Monoculture Monoculture Monoculture Why don't I just give up And submit to the great God of Bland All my exotic gestures No longer in demand Everything the same Again and again and again Everything the same Again and again and again Over and over and over Again and again and again Monoculture Over and over and over Again and again and again Monoculture Monoculture It's the same Monoculture Monoculture Mediocre Monoculture Monoculture Mediocre Over and over and over Again and again and again Monoculture Over and over and over Again and again and
Mono/poly Dialogue
I have been thinking alot lately since having become seriously interested in a strictly monogamous person, about how we could possibly make this work between us. It definitely would require both sides to be on board with the Polyamorous aspect of our life together, which Im not seeing right now. My friend and I discuss in deep detail my feelings regarding my life choices and I have been looking for a more clear and concise way to communicate things to him that might help explain things better. So tonight I came across this blog on the internet @ that I wanted to post some information from. I am not attempting to plagiarize in any way here. I merely want to bring the information here for easier reference for myself and even comment on the information accordingly. *************************** Question: I would like more explanation of what the poly mindset is like, because to mono people it is so hard to understand. For e
Monograph 9 Is Encoraging To Moderate Cigar Smokers
Monograph 9 is encoraging for cigar smoking in moderation Category: News and Politics By the end of the 19th century, physicians began recording an increase in the incidence of bronchogenic (lung) cancer cases. By 1900 lung cancer became the most common organ cancer in men. A landmark paper by Adler in 1912 implicated tobacco use in these cancers, although researchers at various hospitals began suspecting tobacco as a carcinogen as early as 1900. Thousands of articles on the relationship of various tobacco products to heart disease, respiratory disease, and cancer have been published since Adler. Most of these articles have focused on the outcome of cigarette use and lung cancer. By comparison, cigar use and its relationship to disease has only been documented by little over a 100 comprehensive research studies. These various articles fail to differentiate between processed tobacco as opposed to fermented leaf, or machine made vs. hand made cigars. One can argue differences between
ok here we go . i got park place if anyone has board walk let us help one another out . we can split the money and every one nose we need it so come and help please . i am unenployed lost my job do to economy laid off and it sucks so help me and i help you . this is not a joke mp2..
fucking mono is going to kill me.. my fucking organs are going to die 'cause I can't sleep. FUUUUCKKKKK.
(limited to one word answers)   1. Where is your cell phone? OTTOMAN.   2. Your significant other? SEXY.   3. Your hair? GONE.   4. Your mother? SATAN.   5. Your father? VANISHED.   6. Your favorite thing? MOVIES.   7. Your dream last night? INTERRUPTED.   8. Your favorite drink? STRONG.   9. Your dream/goal? IMMORTALITY.   10. The room you're in? COMFORTABLE.   11. Music? EPIC!!!   12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? AROUND.   13. Last thing in your mouth? SMOKE.   14. Where were you last night? HOME.   15. What you're not? STUPID.   16. Muffins? YUCK.   17. One of your wish list items? MONEY.  
Monogamy Sucks This Saturday
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Monogamy Sucks, Poly Swing Bi!
With the Black Family of Emah, Indigo, Orpheus Black and Sybil Hawthorne on one side, and Amina Noir, Afro Disiac and "Monogamy Sucks" author George Pappas on the other. Photo: Ajay If the good Lord (and/or Lady) had intended us to be monogamous, thy neighbor’s wife (and/or husband) wouldn’t have been so sinfully sexy. On this multi, poly, chatty, swinging, swapping, choking and dildo-banging episode of the Dr. Susan Block Show, non-monogamists—straight, gay and bi—share their stories and insights into the fascinating worlds of polyamory and the swinging lifestyle, challenging the cultural ubiquity of monogamy with the utterly nonmonogamous normalcy of their lives. Be it for love, marriage, group sex or just a casual night of hot, wet sexual gluttony, my bonobonesque guests show us why life can be tastier when one samples all 31 flavors. Listen Free to Monogamy Sucks on RadioSUZY1 FREE “Monogamy Sucks” PHOTO GALLERY : Posting More Pix Every Hour
Monogram Rayures Neverful Louis Vuitton
Evoke the classic style of Louis Vuitton's heritage with the Neverfull. Like the Noé, Neverfull is crafted in the Monogram Rayures canvas,Et dans cette série, la ligne de Vernis est plus populaire par les femmes, posséder le sentiment lustré et brillant, le toucher lisse, suffisamment d'espace et la couleur élégante etc Comme celui de la marque la plus célèbre, la richesse des cultures et des arts ont été largement utilisés dans la progression de la création de Louis Vuitton.It est propriétaire vaut vraiment la peine.
Monrovia Is Gay!!!
Monroe Techniques For Astral Projection
Taken from Leaving The Body: A Complete Guide to Astral Projection, D. Scott Rogo, Prentice Hall Press One of the chief barriers people learning to project face is fear. Many are afraid that they may die, or be harmed in some way as a result of their projection. Nothing could be farther from the truth. The Canterbury Institute, renowned for its occult studies, executed an experiment in projection involving over 2,000 people. None of them were hurt in any way by this, and now, three years later, none have complained of any newly arising problems. Once you are aware that you cannot be harmed by projecting, you should begin Monroe's techniques, step by step. Step one: Relax the body. According to Monroe, "the ability to relax is the first prerequisite, perhaps even the first step itself" to having an OBE. (out of body experience) This includes both physical and mental relaxation. Monroe does not suggest a method of attaining this relaxation, although Progressive Muscle relaxat
Monroe Quote...
"I am selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, am out of control, and sometimes hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worse, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." -Marilyn Monroe
Your Monster Profile Creepy Goblin You Feast On: M&Ms You Lurk Around In: Las Vegas You Especially Like to Torment: Priests What's Your Monster Name?
Your Monster Profile Demon Vampire You Feast On: Jack and Coke You Lurk Around In: Sewers You Especially Like to Torment: Priests What's Your Monster Name?
Monster Truck Show We Went To ... Friday Night
i took my kids to a monster truck show my little girl first time every goin so we didnt know if she'll do good but she loved it all watchin them trucks run over cars an all .. so fo r her she had a blast my son eniyed him self as well an me i acted like a kid lmao .. go me right id had a time doin this with my kids im goin today to get the pics .. done an all an add them all on here when i get the time there the trucks an all from friday night my son said to show them off when i get them .. so that i will funny thang is when i got the kids home late my girl went to sleep an 30 mins into her sleep she sat up in her bed an went voom voom an yellin go go go go an laughing in her sleep .. then had her hand raising it up actin like she had her flag in her hand waiving it lol.. then she laid back down an that was it lol so she thought she was still there but it was funny watchin her an knowing that
Pain and darkness, anger and sadness, frustration and sorrow, fill my mind and soul. Dark thoughts walk beside me. Demons of desire too. But memories of happier times, are there as well. Blackness mixed with rainbow. The harbingers of death circle above. Are they here for me? Or for my prey? Are they here to warn? Or to take someone home? The signpost is the crossroads, good and evil, life and death, sanity and insanity, they all cross here. Can I still choose? Or has the choice been made for me? I am still walking, but which road am I on? Monster I have been called, and angel too, but which will appear, if I am seen by you? Some are safe, but the safe are few. I show others what they show me. For those that show the darkness, I can bring the terror, that they have given to me. If the last thing you ever see in life, are my eyes of death, you are only seeing the reflection, of what you have shown me. But show me light, of friendship and joy, and I
Monster Truck Girl
LMAO...jade just came out and told me there was a new show (cartoon) on that was about monster trucks and there was a GIRL one and she HAD to show her to me and was so excited she was pink and had a pony tail! lol! then she ran back to watch, saying as she left....."I'm going to drive a monster truck!!! So now she wants to be on tv, make movies, dance and sing AND NOW drive a monster truck, too....oh boy!
I woke in a cold sweat, it was half passed three I dreamt something scary and unnerving was chasing after me Something is scratching at my bedroom door, damn what am I to do ??? I jump out the window as my door bursts in two !!! I run, jump, hide and do my best to get away I look within for strength as I search for a safe place to stay No matter what I do, no matter where I go What ever is chasing me finds me, how does it know ??? How do / can I fight it, how do I get myself prepared ??? Why can't I escape it, why does it have me running so scared ??? It seems I've been running a lifetime, it's almost caught up with me I refuse to be captured, I've got to be free I blink and in an instant I find I've been surrounded As it approaches me, I find I am shocked as well as astounded I fall to my knees and thank the Lord above It wasn't a monster at all, I was being chased by LOVE !!!
The Monster Who Was Misunderstood
This is a tale of poor old Frank -- Frank the monster, not Tom, Rich, or Hank. He was created by a scientist in a great house. A house on a mountain, much too big for a mouse. There in the basement, the docter toiled night and day, with the help of his friend Igor, who had little to say. Finally when all was assembled like a bike, a bolt of lightning gave dear Frank his new life. He sat up from the table where he laid for months, scratched his square head, and said "I'm ready for lunch!" He crashed through the door, and went into town, where he arrived at the diner and tried to sit down. But everyone screamed , and left their plates hot. Even the cooks ran away without their prized pots. So Frank could have nothing to quell his belly's rumble, not a burger, or fries, or even Apple Pie Crumble. He was almost in tears, and very, very sad, and walked into the streets where everyone went mad, and screamed in horror at Frank's sight. No one had seen such a thing in their
Monster Mash Party Mix
INGREDIENTS: * 10 cups popcorn * 1 pound plain candy-coated chocolate candies * 1 (14 oz.) jar dry roasted peanuts * 1 cup raisins * 1 cup candy coated peanut butter pieces PREPARATION: Combine ingredients in a large bowl. Makes about 15 cups.
Monster Coffin Cake
Prep Time: 20 min Total Time: 20 min Makes: 12 servings 1/3 cup KOOL-AID Grape Flavor Sugar-Sweetened Soft Drink Mix 2 Tbsp. hot water 4 oz. (1/2 of 8-oz. pkg.) PHILADELPHIA Cream Cheese, softened 1 cup thawed COOL WHIP Whipped Topping 4 OREO Chocolate Sandwich Cookies, divided 1 pkg. (10.75 oz.) frozen pound cake, thawed 10 JET-PUFFED Miniature Marshmallows 1 JET-PUFFED Marshmallow Black decorating gel 3 worm-shaped chewy fruit snacks PLACE drink mix in large bowl. Add hot water; stir until drink mix is completely dissolved. Add cream cheese; beat with electric mixer on medium speed until well blended. Gently stir in whipped topping with wire whisk. Remove 1/2 tsp. of the cream cheese mixture for later use; set remaining cream cheese mixture aside. CRUSH 3 of the cookies; place cookie crumbs in shallow dish. Set aside. Cut cake lengthwise in half. Frost cake top with some of the remaining cream cheese mixture. Dip in cookie crumbs until evenly coated; set aside. Pl
Monster Thief
monster of dreams i want my faith back it's the most cruel punnishment to the heart that you took from me the last of it and left me burning with moments of anger that don't belong and feeding off a constant fear that this horror will never end so give me back my fucking faith
Monster: A Short Story
Monster   “He who fights monsters should be careful lest he therefore become a monster. And if you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into you.” -  Friedrich Nietzsche     There is a young woman sprawled out on her bed that goes by the name of The Vixen. Few people know her as anything other than the name she goes by, and no one who sees her in action can think of calling her anything but.  She is sleeping now. To those who care, she is naked - in both her bed and in her dreams. What matters is that in her bed, she is alone. In her dreams, she is not. In her dreams, The Vixen is immersed in one of her favorite fantasies as she ravishes and is ravished by two attractive male celebrities. They are, as only dreams of people we don’t know can be, perfect and everything she wishes them to be. They taste and smell and lick and tease and pleasure exactly how she wants them to. In her dreams, she is the center of attention. Other men are there, b
There are monsters inside every one of us, only waiting for an excuse to get out. We are all watchers, guarding against the dark. What base animal instinct in us drives us, forces us to continue living when it would be easier to sit down and die? What if death was the end, and hauntings came about only when tenacious souls would not accept it? It is awful to think that the spirit world is a dim and chaotic afterglow before the ultimate darkness. Once brought so far out of it's cage, a man's evil is reluctant thereafter to be contained.
A short story I wrote some time ago, forgot about and recently rediscovered. I like it although it is spare, distant and cold.
The Monster Is Here!
Idle Jack@ CherryTAP
The Monster In Me
The monster's back tonight. I didn't run or hide fast enough He leaves wounds No one sees, But me. He’s hurting my soul with cuts so deep He’s killing me inside, so I silently weep I scream for your help But you don’t hear As I fall to the floor He leaves me with fear Then I pick myself up and Stand in front of the mirror Using makeup on my face To cover up the bruises Then fix my hair in place I stare into my reflection As my eyes start filling with tears I wish you were here I start hitting the walls I then curl into a ball And cry myself to sleep
Monster Truck Mania!
woooo! ok i am way excited... this is like my best freinds b-day, Jeanie Beanie. she doesn't have a CT but she is like way awesome. a>
Monsters Are For Real!!!!
MONSTERS ARE FOR REAL On Monday, Billy didn't have his homework And when the teacher asked him why. He said, "Because a monster ripped it up, After I told him a lie." "You know monsters don't exist, And if you don't turn in your homework No recess you will get." On Tuesday, Billy had a stomach ache And when the teacher asked him why He said, "A monster took away my dinner, even my cherry pie." "Billy, I've told you once before, Monsters are not real. You'll have to wait till lunch time Before you get a meal." On Wednesday, Billy had a bandage, Which covered his right eye. When the teacher asked him how it happened, This was his reply: "A monster was running after me When I ran into the door:" "Billy please," the teacher said, "I don't want to hear any more." On Thursday, Billy refused to sit down, And when the teacher asked him why, Billy said, "A monster whipped my bottom, Because I started to cry," "Billy, said the teacher, "this
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The "1" Monster Hit Me While I Was Off For Few Days Sick
Just when i spend so much time on here I begin to wonder if I'm balanced, someone like him/it/her shows up to prove there are far less better things to do with your time, as I interact with people, have made friends and care a bit... just flat 1's--too bad they don't make 0's huh?I have some meaningful conversations and flirt a bit. Points are just something that happens when you comment rate and befriend people, I don't define myself by them so big fucking deal if you rated everything I've got out there a 1...hope you got your rocks off, cuz it's no skin off my nose. To really make a statement you have to disclose your identity, say even make a comment. No 2's, flat 1's. Is that what you see when you look down your pants? It's burnt into your brain enough. OOhhhh, I'll never be the same, LMAO (and that takes a lot of laughing,let me tell you!) I almost didn't even notice except the list was so long I couldn't help it. You're obviously missing something in life if downrating me helps-
Monsters In Our Midst
Monsters in our midst Did you hear about how that precious innocent lil 6 year old boy died? Father and son sexually abused and physically abused him while the mother pleasured herself! The men then strangled him, then the mom washed her husband and sons finger prints off his neck then put him in the trash
They say that animals are monsterous, But truely which is really worst them or us? Animals only kill to survive not out of pleasure, So truely do tell, how can a life be in a measure? Hunting is a survival and a pleasure for humans, Out of all the species on the this planet only one demands. Maybe we should step back and look at ourselves. If the roles were reversed, would we be placed on shelves? So once again is asked the question do a species to disappear for good? Think really hard and long, are we really the ones to say what isnt to be or be it should? Whom is really monsterous? them or is it really us?
The Monster In The Nose.
SO I'm sticking my finger up my nose... er... I have this friend who was sticking his finger up his nose in search of the monster who's supposed to eat fingers that get stuck up there. Well guess what? No monster. Load of rubbish. All these wasted years.
The Monster Within...........
Monster Trucks May 26, 2007 Sudbury
Well as some of yous know for easter my oldest got two tickets to the monster truck spectacular from the easter bunny. Tristen & I went together. All day Sunday he asked me when are we going can we go now. He even watched his monster truck dvd that I got off of Q92.We left early in the day to go eat and make sure we got there before the lines where out the door. We where at the gift shop place and I was so upset at the prices talk about out of this world prices. They did have on floor passes for $10.00 each so we could go up and see the trucks up close and he could met the drives where they would all sign his dvd. We have taken a lot of pictures I am going to get some 8X10 and put them up in his room. He had a great time. All he could say was monster trucks I think the kids was in shock. We watched the show it started at 7pm and ended at 9:10pm. We also got our on the floor passes signed. Tristen had a great time to sum it up. I will for sure be bring him back next year to see them. We
Monster Magnet-space Lord
I've been stuffed in your pocket for the last hundred days When I don't get my bath I take it out on the slaves So grease up your baby for the ball on the hill Polish them rockets now, and swallow those pills and sing... Space Lord Mother Fucker Huh! Uh huh There's a car in the field now in a column of flame With two doors to choose but only one bears your name You've been drinking my blood well I've been licking your wounds I'll shave off the pitch now in the scope of your tune You'll sing... Space Lord Mother Fucker I left my throne a million miles away I drink from your tit I sing your blues every day Now give me the strength To split the world in two yeah I ate all the rest and now I've gotta eat you Well I sing Built in my nightmares and using my name You're stroking my cortex and you know I'm insane I'm squeezed out in hump drive and drownin' in love Encompass them all to a position above Well I sing... Space Lord Mother Fucker I left my t
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Monsoon Season?
I was just checking the weather and I think monsoon season could be starting as soon as next week! We may get our first storm! I am sooo excited! I'll be sitting outside (under a canopy) recording some of it to send Miss Ali, then prolly go running around in the rain like a bone head... and of course getting some kisses in the rain! yay! I love Arizona summers... well except the damn ungodly heat! yeah it been dark for about 3 hours and it is still 96 degrees! Insanity I tell you! But tommorrow is expected to reach 114-115 in most of the Phoenix area. I may be a burnt marshmallow by sunset! As for now I am gonna sit here and eat my lil grape slushy in front of the fan and sympathize poor Ray who has to work 10 hours a day OUTSIDE in the heat! But on the up side of that the man has one sexy tan... lucky him... I spend as much time outside as I can... mostly in the pool (all alone *sadness*) and I am still looking a little translucent lol. It's almost pathetic lil Leah is tanner than me,
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The Monsters And The Weak
The Monsters and the Weak I had posted this one before, but apparently myspace deletes them after a while. . . The sun beat like a hammer, not a cloud was in the sky. The mid-day air ran thick with dust, my throat was parched and dry. With microphone clutched tight in hand and cameraman in tow, I ducked beneath a fallen roof, surprised to hear "stay low." My eyes blinked several times before in shadow I could see, the figure stretched across the rubble, steps away from me. He wore a cloak of burlap strips, all shades of grey and brown, that hung in tatters till he seemed to melt into the ground. He never turned his head or took his eye from off the scope, but pointed through the broken wall and down the rocky slope. "About eight hundred yards," he said, his whispered words concise, "beneath the baggy jacket he is wearing a device." A chill ran up my spine despite the swelter of the heat, "You think he's gonna set it off along the crowded street?" The snipe
"monsters And The Weak" (repost From A Friend)
"Monsters and the Weak" The sun beat like a hammer, not a cloud was in the sky. The mid-day air ran thick with dust; my throat was parched and dry. With microphone clutched tight in hand and cameraman in tow, I ducked beneath a fallen roof, surprised to hear "stay low." My eyes blinked several times before in shadow I could see, the figure stretched across the rubble, steps away from me. He wore a cloak of burlap strips, all shades of grey and brown, that hung in tatters till he seemed to melt into the ground. He never turned his head or took his eye from off the scope, but pointed through the broken wall and down the rocky slope. "About eight hundred yards," he said, his whispered words concise, "beneath the baggy jacket he is wearing a device." A chill ran up my spine despite the swelter of the heat, "You think he's gonna set it off along the crowded street?" The sniper gave a weary sigh and said "I wouldn't doubt it," "unless there's something
Monster Ballads
the funny thing and i mean not funny ha ha.. but funny weird.. is you can not get it back but you can find ports to something that once was.... the thing is you have to deal with what ever mood you fall into when you take those ships..and as uncomfortable as the deck can get and the water looks so good.... you look at the solid wood of the deck the safety...but you really wanna jump in the water and start swimming your ass off..sometimes you wanna swim backwards ....and go try to fix it all..but in reality you cant do it so sometimes you never know exactly what your swimming towards....and you wanna keep on and never look back not ever.. then you stop and float on your back with your face being burned by the sun and you could just sink.......during those times something usually crosses your mind just as your about to go under and you turn around and start swimming again through hurricanes.. waves.. undertows you just swim against it all until you tire out...but you never ever forget th
The Monster Of Mumms
Make up my mind: It is a boring write a mumm. Help me decide a or dull. However, the users on this site have turned it into something different. It has turned into a gathering place of friends and like-minded individuals. It's no longer so much a question-asking much as a topic format. There is a feel and theme to every mumm. The same people will talk to the same others across 3 or 4 mumms..sometimes at the same time, and every conversation would have a different tone. The format of the mumm system layout perpetuates this. A collection of conversations, easy to navigate across, with people you like talking to. Sometimes the conversation has nothing to do with what is posted...sometimes it does. I was asked if it was the points that made the mumms so The points have ruined the mumms. Ask any regular and you will hear the same. The mumm community is made up of the ones that go there often, and have been there for a while. When one first
"monsters And The Weak"
"Monsters and the Weak" The sun beat like a hammer, not a cloud was in the sky. The mid-day air ran thick with dust; my throat was parched and dry. With microphone clutched tight in hand and cameraman in tow, I ducked beneath a fallen roof, surprised to hear "stay low." My eyes blinked several times before in shadow I could see, the figure stretched across the rubble, steps away from me. He wore a cloak of burlap strips, all shades of grey and brown, that hung in tatters till he seemed to melt into the ground. He never turned his head or took his eye from off the scope, but pointed through the broken wall and down the rocky slope. "About eight hundred yards," he said, his whispered words concise, "beneath the baggy jacket he is wearing a device." A chill ran up my spine despite the swelter of the heat, "You think he's gonna set it off along the crowded street?" The sniper gave a weary sigh and said "I wouldn't doubt it," "unless there's something
The Monster
The monster after closing time Creeps through my bedroom door Most nights I don't worry It passes out on the floor Once in a while though It finds me in my bed After that, the things it does Never leave my head I don't see it in the light Just my father after work When it comes to closing time It stumbles from the dark When its deed is done It Crawls into my father's bed It disappears upon the spot Where Father lays his head When I'm grown and gone My troubles far behind The monster that once haunted me Still prays upon my mind
CLASSIC HORROR MOVIE QUIZ AND TRIVIA...Test your knowledge! (IF YOU ARE AS MUCH OF A HORROR FAN AS I am, 1. Q: Which actor was originally cast as DRACULA in the 1930 Universal film? A: The first king of Hollywood horror, Lon Chaney Sr. who had previously played The Phantom of the Opera, and Hunchback of Notre Dame. However, after Chaney Sr. died Bela Lugosi who had already made the part famous on Broadway, was cast. 2. Q: Which actor was originally cast to play the monster in FRANKENSTEIN? A: Bela Lugosi, on the heels of his success as DRACULA. However, when changes were later made in the story, Lugosi who had become quite the romantic idol from the Dracula role, backed out of the part citing that the make-up would cover his handsome face and the creature no longer spoke... Which upset the actor who did not want to play the character as a mute. Of course, then the part made Boris Karloff a star. 3. Q: Who was the only actor to play ALL of the classic Universal m
(this one needs a bit of explaining.....This occurred when I was visiting my Mom at Pontiac State Mental Hospital when I was 5 years old.) Monsters under the bed? Mine are in the bathroom. Hands from out of nowhere clawing, grabbing from either side screams like a banshee.... the sound a wild animal makes when it's caught in a trap I was only 5......WTF?????? Did you think it was funny? I'm scarred for life things will never be the same The dreams have stopped but the vision remains Out with my friends gotta pee... can't go like the other girls HAVE to have the big stall they laugh that's ok. I need that wall......
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hola como esta? buen tu? ella ruthann es dying her hair rojo y cafe, aqui es frio en habbition. ella es jabon en el bano.....ugh im not good at spanish the end
Monster Mash
Monsoon: Ever So Lonely
Monster Mondays
It was five hundred years before King Tut was born; a thousand years after the Ice Man fell asleep; and the Romans and Greek empires were yet to rise when these people were placed in their sandy graves. The Mummies of Urumchi, Dr. Barber tells many interesting things about the Tarim Basin, its history and the man, three women, and a baby found buried together in Cherchen (thus their "Cherchen"nicknames”). The Egyptians took their gold, the Scythian’s their horses, these people took tons of clothes. The first thing you notice about Cherchen Woman is that her chin strap failed to hold her jaw shut. When a mummy’s mouth is open like this it is called a mummy gape. She and the others were all painted with a yellow substances that is believed to help preserve them. Like the Cherchen Man, she has multiple tattoos on her face, and red yarn through her ear lobes. She is over six foot tall, has braided hair and took lots of clothes with her to the grave. She and the other mummies that were fo
Monster Massive
yes i am going heheheh it will be my first rave in over a year and i am fucking excited i thought aboout possibly rolling but i only want to if some one who isnt going is going to be so fucking ready to dance and let everything go ..i wish he could go tho cause id have so much fun with him );
Monster Massive
Price of glow sticks: $5 Price of goofy hat: $15 Price of tickets: $60 Getting mind fucked by a laser beam: Priceless
Monster Massive Last Night
it was so fucking awsome i went with my boyfriend and my friend joe and a bnch of my other friends it was so much fun i met a few kool people and the music was great definetly an experience.
You are a vampire! You are suave and seductive. Eternal life is yours and you never tire of coming up with crazy ways of amusing yourself and others. Sometimes, however, your taste for blood comes in the way of friendships as you are constantly turning your friends into vampires. Take this quiz at
Monstars Game
Ok guys i'm playing this game called monsters fight and kinda like fubar if ya get someone to sign up you get points only thing is i don't need you to sign up only click on the link to help me get gold so i can kick alls all so please click this link for me and here is sadistics link
Monsters Of Rock Moscow 1991
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Monsters In My Closet
It's always interesting when you hear little kids crying about monsters under their bed or hiding in their closet, and being afraid of the dark. I was one of those kids, only my fear of the darkness came from screams down the hall and my monster was real. My father Jeff, or so I though he was, seemed to always be smiling, putting on a front that everyone loved. People were drawn to his friendly nature and awed by his artistic abilities. Yet, under his mask he wore a darker side that few had seen and all those who had were terrified of. He had a problem controlling his anger & jealousy, often lashing out and hurting those who crossed his path. The person who seemed to stand in his line of fire the most was my mother. Gentle, kind and beautiful, with a smile that can light a room and heart as big as any Saint, she is the woman every man dreams of sharing his life with. Inside, though, she was weak, and she always knew what buttons would send Jeff on another rampage. At first, her weaknes
Monster Crush
I have a monster crush on you, A super-dinosaur! It sits upon my chest and throat And yet I beg for more. When you're away I miss you so My heart is full of sand. Yet when you're here my stupid fear Won't let me touch your hand. I cannot sleep, I cannot eat, I'm so wrapped up in you. My thoughts drift up, away from words, And fade into the blue. I know this crush is not your fault; The dinosaur is mine. Yet if you could, please rescue me, And put your arms around me, and hold me, and say you love me, and Oh! God! Would that be good!
Monster Vip Pit Club #2
Enjoy the vid that I took from The Monster VIP Pit Club. The Monster Pit Crew and Tommy Johnson Jr. "Setting The Clutch" Turn up your volume!! Winter Nationals Monster VIP Pit Club  Add to My Profile | More Videos
Monster Vip Pit Club #1
Yes another event. Kenny Bernstein and I and the Monster Energy Pit Crew on one of the Pro Qualifying Days before the Finals. We kicked back in The VIP Monster Club right next to the Pit Crew. Here is a small vid I made.  NHRA Finals to My Profile | More Videos
The Monster Inside Us All
The monster inside us all Current mood: confident Category: Life 'The Monster inside us all. ' I found that I personally carry demons inside. Demons that will gladly destroy lives if threatened. Yes, we all carry these monsters inside. In my attempts to protect myself I was blind to the harm of the innocent. By the time I discovered this was just about to late. But, my conscious soon caught up with me. In my attempts to make things right, I made a new friend. I scraped the article and decided not to pursue any further into the investigations. I still am leery and watch my back. That unfortunately is an human instinct of survival. In a world of self preservation that is just one thing we all do to survive the onslaught of controversy and discord. In everything dark and disturbing, I found beauty and grace when I wasn't expecting too. To me that is a quality we all should carry when we find what is not like us. In difference there is beauty. In darkness there is li
Monsters Within
Monsters Within Tonight I write by hurricane light, As the rain, it falls, in the dead of night, And the sky is ablaze with white fiery light. The winds blows fierce, A forlorn moan that seems to pierce, As a chill creeps along my skin, Fear is struck in the hearts of my kin. Their eyes blaze white, As the thunder peals throughout the night, The perceived clatter of a doom bell, Signaling time in an earthly hell. My bird, he caws - A sign of grief, My Maw-Maw prays - firm in her belief, That gods and saints protect us here, That, we children, have naught to fear. Until the thunder rocks the house, We screech and cower like a mouse, Scream, beg, and plead - Forgive! Hoping all the while to live, Through this fearsome hellish storm, Live to see the next day dawn.
7 Mons Old Now
WOW!!!!!! Been awhile since I have updated about her...Well this is her first Easter. She is going Easter Egg Hunting next week. What she is doing at this age... She is rolling, says da da, she is walking in her walker, starting to sit, and she is the type that does not want to crawl. She like attention. She will also laugh and play with us now. She likes to look at the ferrets and the dragons. I have her first part of her scrap book done and beginning on the second part. I think that is everything for now. I will update more about her later on down the road.
8 Mons Old
At 8 mons old now she can say mom and dad. She is also trying to crawl but lazy. I do have pictures I will put them up soon, I have just been so busy with classes and every day life it is hard to keep up with everything.
I stop every one never let them get close I just run away from those on my face a war painting behind it I´m hiding like the monster of lochness I´m stranger from darkness I look up to morning sky and wish I could fly Hey, I feel every second I live second I steal I have nothing to give Like the monster of lochness I´m stranger from darkness Just an outlaw runaway asking for place to stay this world of man I can´t understant I´m stranger from darkness like the monster of lochness. I´m looking every where Hoping that someone´s there...
Monster Matrimony
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Monster Jam
It is a family tradition to go to the monster jam truck races this time of the year to help celebrate our son's birthday. This year my sister flew into town to be here for his birthday and last night we went to the Monster Jam with her. It was my sister's first time at a Monster Jam and she had a blast. After the race the driver for Captain USA truck was really hitting on my sister while we were in the line to get the driver's autographs. She enjoys coming here. lol Today is our son's birthday party at the park with his friends and they are going to be playing football. You can see my sister and myself in the photo gallery ... you can sure tell I am not still feeling well after my hospitalization and have gained some weight from the medications I am taking. More pictures later today after the birthday party.
The Monser's Eyes - A Poem
In the Monster’s eyes, An innocent light can shine. Evil is not always pure, As looks make us believe. Behind the most cracked stone heart, Beats love and Kindness, It is hidden by a facade, Meant to frighten us. True evil hides behind innocent eyes, It’s nature deceptive and devious. You must go beyond skin deep, To grasp a persons true identity. The most innocent face can hide it’s evil. The most monstrous face can hide a savior. Identity is not the skin we’re in, But the person that lies beneath.
Monsta Luvins :)
The beautiful and lovely Justa Monsta needs 45K and some change to level to Fu-Queen. Will you help make it happen before she signs on again? What a wonderful surprise!!!! :D Here's a link to her profile and thanks to all who are able to help. She has plenty of beautiful pictures and some great stash. Have a great week!! justa ♥@ fubar
i've created a monster. a gaming monster. Luvy has been in my room since got home from school playing her new Spongebob game. i've been relegated to watching TV in the living room.
Monster Jam Freestyle Finalists
I love the shadow of your truth. I seek nothing but the regret of you crossing my path. Let your mind embrace the lies you've kept for me awaken your perception. Only to taste the false rising of what appears as a star. Oh to live without knowing that the light you follow is just the eye of your destruction.
Monster Jam
I am so hardcore..Hahaha I am bringing a camera and I got tickets for fucking free... Cause I am cute >.
"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster...when you gaze too long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes back." -Friedrich Nietzsche
Monsters On Main Street (monster Jam)
THE ULTIMATE FREE FAN EXPERIENCE By Scott Douglass Despite 103 degree heat, huge crowds turned out Friday in League City, TX, for a special Built Ford Tough Party in the Pits and Monster Jam parade through the streets of the beautiful community in southeast Texas, and again Saturday night at Houston Motorsports Park for a full blown, star-studded Monster Jam event, all totally free for the greatest fans in motorsports thanks to Ford Trucks and the lucky Monsters on Main Street grand prize winner, League City’s Michelle Stockton. Frankly it was a weekend love fest! The fans loved every minute of it and all the drivers and crews loved being a part of such a special and unique event, a weekend that frankly only Monster Jam and Ford Trucks could pull off. Ford Trucks marketing exec Todd Eckert, who has become quite the Monster Jam color commentator for this event, was chatting with me about just how special this event, now having completed its third wildly successful run, really is.
Monsters... In the corners of the world I call my own, there are monsters calling to me and disguising themselves as memories... In one corner this monster called himself uncle and touched me with unloving evil claws like blades ripping away my innocence... I close my eyes and pray for my mother, my father, God, anyone to save me from the darkness that he brings to my soul... Sometimes I float out of the body I myself did not know and now is violated to please the beast made of flesh and bone... I float to places other children live, where thier bodies are still untouched and they live without fear and confusion that wear on my little body... Places filled with Candyland and rootbeer floates... I return home after a night of terror and pretend I am like the others to save my family from the pain of knowing what they have not seen... I am visited even to this day on occassion from the memory of this monster on days when it pushes itself u
Monsters And The Weak
The sun beat like a hammer, not a cloud was in the sky. The mid-day air ran thick with dust, my throat was parched and dry. With microphone clutched tight in hand and cameraman in tow, I ducked beneath a fallen roof, surprised to hear "stay low." My eyes blinked several times before in shadow I could see, the figure stretched across the rubble, steps away from me. He wore a cloak of burlap strips, all shades of grey and brown, that hung in tatters till he seemed to melt into the ground. He never turned his head or took his eye from off the scope, but pointed through the broken wall and down the rocky slope. "About eight hundred yards," he said, his whispered words concise, "beneath the baggy jacket he is wearing a device." A chill ran up my spine despite the swelter of the heat, "You think he's gonna set it off along the crowded street?" The sniper gave a weary sigh and said "I wouldn't doubt it," "unless there's something this o
13 Mons Old Now
Mykala is now 13 months old and growing like a weed. She is going to be a fairy for Halloween. I will have pictures up when the time comes.
Monster Within Continues To Rage
Its continues The monster is coming..It is rising and i cant control it...awwww it is getting closer to the surface...and when it is released i dont know if any one person/thing is going to be hide yourself and be sure i will find you...the venom is my toy and i will inflict it on sting is as bad as they say and the feeling that you will feel is horrific...the pain that rises up through your body...burning every organ...melting it as it rises to the surface.....oh the pain it inflicts gets me excited...your throat will burn and you will be spitting out your screams get quieter and you cant scream any more...silently screaming in your head..knowing you are enjoying this too deep within your soul....and i will be watching...enjoying..smiling..laughing and yes you will think its cruel but i dont see the pain i inflict as cruel it is beautiful and cherished.... i will find another unsespecting soul to inflict when i am done with you....awwwwww the pain i
The Monster With In
The monster within me My heart is running on A crazy unimaginable energy My heart is burning with lust and greed The fire in my heart is strong.. I am becoming engourge with something What am to do....tell how I can tame this monster.. The monster within me......The evil and evil sedduction I am raging out of control ..... Of what and who I once was and what I am becoming..... The venom is becoming really strong and beginning... To all in my wrath please take notice.... Take notice of this monster I have become.... I have given full warning that the monster/beast is beginning...... To release itself to this unworthy and pathetic world.... The venom is rising and I can no longer control it... So if you get stung dont blame me, blame yourself... Blame yourself for the pain I am going to inflict.... The pain I will treasure as you slowly slip away... And I will live on and on. Taking no prisoners... Not being kind and having mercy
Monster Massive
another year another monster and great night of party times im so fucking pumped up cant wait to see you guys there
This monster. It lives inside of me. Breathing. Growling. Snarling. Sniffing. Hunting. Filled with a hunger that cannot be denied. It waits, crouched in the shadows of my soul...for the time to be right. To attack.
~Your Monster Profile~ Shadow Beheader You Feast On: Tofu You Lurk Around At: Nude Beaches You Like to Tournament At: Las Vegas
The sun expectant glow crowning clouds with silver pregnant each with the hope of rain monsoon
The Monster In My Head
Last night I finally came face to face with the monster who has been tormenting my head, thoughts and dreams for oh so many months. The dream began like all the rest. As my eyes open to pure unpenetrable darkness, the smell of dampness fills my lungs and an unearthly chuckle fills my ears raising the hairs on my neck. I realize I am curled in the fetal position on the cold, damp earth. Unable to see anything I begin to panic. My pulse races and my heartbeat pounds in my ears like drums. Out of the darkness, something catches my eye. I strain against a sea of blackness to see a shape slowly approaching. I freeze in place, thinking if I am perfectly still it won't see me. A split second later I feel a hot breath on my neck and an evil hissing in my ear "You'll never be good enough. You'll never see happiness" I stop breathing all together and slowly turn to face the thing tormenting me. I gasped as I am face to face with a dark haired, evil eyed girl who was inches from my face.
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Monsterly Horrific
Monsterly HorrificThis is a collection of monsterly wallpapers.Image size 1024 x 768 and larger.Monsterly Horrific WallpapersIf you snag it please leave a comment letting me know.oxoxayasha
The Monster Is Loose
The monster is loose what shall happen now do you think we will perish or be the victor. that's the same question i ask every day am i going to be the victor today or the victim so i am siting here getting ready for work hoping that after all is done i will win the night. ASH
The Monster In The Sock Drawer
I don't know what it is about my sock drawer, but it seems to eat things at random. I've lost jewelry, bills, and kinds of other miscellaneous things inside of it, but for the most part it just eats socks. I'm really busy. I have two jobs. Most of the time when I do laundry, socks get paired when I'm folding, (if the pair made it into the wash together) and then tossed into the drawer. Granted, it is a good size drawer, 18 inches back, 36 inches wide, 6 inches deep. It holds A LOT of socks. Somehow, even paired socks seem to disappear into this gaping hole when I put them in there. It took me 5 minutes today to find a pair of short ankle gym socks, of which I have dozens. I found ONE pair, and countless more that didn't seem to match. I suppose I could take an hour and clean the drawer out, but I know that inevitably the sock monster would just drop a few more in the drawer a few days after I organized it, beginning the whole wretched cycle all over again.
Monster Jam
Went to Monster Jam in oakland the other night. Decided to go to it late, got there late, and got home late.. but what else is new? I have to admit that ever since last year, when I was at Monster Jam at the Arco Arena, I have been a die hard fan of the Gravedigger.. Even though Arco is inside, super small, and really no room for the trucks to perform at their best ability, the crowd was amped! The show was hot,and Gravedigger was off the hook! Waited the whole show in oakland to see his freestyle performance, and of course he was last. The fucktard flipped his truck in the first 30 sec. OMG! I wanted to shed a tear, was so let down.. (sigh) Monster Mutt Dalmation lmao the truck lookks like a doggie. with a ears and a long tail that sticks up in the air. Oh when it jumped the tail wagged, ears flopped to. what will be next wacked out monster truck? Maybe a Dinosaur, a pretty purple one. Oh wait, wait, that truck was there too. A purple Dinosaur. Come the fuck on! WT
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If you have seen Monsters vs Aliens, you know that scene where the President is playing the keyboard in front of the alien machine thingy? My son and my nephew broke out dancing to it right now when it came on. It was so freaking cute. That is all.
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A childhood brought to an end Innocence lost to your sin Your lust, my pain My blood, your stain A victim of your demented games My smile hides my shame My love, my trust Lost to your lust I know who you are Time won't heal this fucking scar I know what you've done From your conscience you can't run I hope my screams ring in your ears Every day for the rest of your years I hope you remember the face of the child That your lust and filth defiled As for me, I guess I just have to live with this pain And know that I'll never be the same This dark secret, I keep It haunts me in my sleep Inside I cry In the shadows of my mind you lie   Monsters in the shadows Monsters in my bed Monsters in the closet Monsters in my head   On the wall hangs the picture of a happy child So much happiness and joy written in his smile But beneath the bright, happy eyes A dark shadow of hatred lies With time it grows In time it shows The picture breaks, the smile fades Bright e
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I lay awake afraid to sleep, afraid the bad dreams will come as they so often do. As my eyes get heavy, i fight to stay awake until i can't fight any longer. I drift off into a deep sleep where darkness surrounds me and the monster lurks in the shadows awaiting my return. I know he is there for he always is, waiting and feeding off my fear. I hear him coming, he knows i am here, there's no where to escape him in my dreams where i relive his horrors night after night. I toss and turn in my sleep, trying to escape his grasp, he is getting closer and closer. I now feel his hot breath on my neck, as chills run down my spine. He has found me once again, i am in his house of horrors once more. I fight to break free as the monster inflects unspeakable pain on me. the pain so intense, my fear rising, my mind racing, wondering will this be the end for me, will he take my life this time. The monster smiles at me as i cry out in pain, begging for it to stop. Just when i can't take anymore, i awak
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Where do you see this in a year?How about five?A little more sinewy, a little less hairthe lines on your face a bit more defined. Think you can still fuck twenty somethings with self-esteem problems? Would you rather just find your sweat pants and find a good box set to readforget the whole damn thing ever happened. Forget paychecks, obligations, and dirty laundry.Just lock yourself inside with phantasms of fantastically busty strangers, all-nighters of bite marks and soft salty flesh. I'd rather count the shadows on your face by candle-lightblow out my hips, and possibly proclaim myself the son of god. You'd enjoy it too.That part I was always good at. Its the loving you partthe respecting partthe wanting youas opposed to desiring yourealizing you rather than worshipping you I was always good at the in out, hello goodbye, you're welcome.But more importantly goodbye. Makes me wonder who is really to blame? You for being just-so, and perfectly destructable?Someone just three st
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When we're little we're told that there are no monsters to be afraid of. However that's not the case monsters are very real, but they don't look like how we thought they would when we were little, no they wear masks to hide what they are. You see the scariest thing about them is we walk by them everday they could be our neighbor, our best friend, or even our family you just never know until it's to late.They act normally,they talk just like we do,but they are nothing like us they do things which i won't go into detail about but these things to them are perfectly ok, but to the rest of us it's just sick and wrong, monstrous. If it were up to me I would hunt all these monsters down and I the things I'd do would make them beg me for death just so they wouldn't have to feel the pain anymore. But hey thats just my own opinion.
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The aliens, we are told, are brought back from Jupiter's moon Europa to earth by NASA. From what we know of Europa, it has a surface made of ice, which possibly covers a liquid ocean. This may or may not be water and may or may not be capable of sustaining life. The average temperature on Europa is some 170 degrees below zero.   So we are assuming that life can be sustained on Europa. That is fine. Considering the conditions under which this life must exist, though, are we to also believe that it could not only survive, but seemingly flourish on earth? On dry land? With the temperature so vastly higher?   There are many other reasons why the creatures may not survive, such as the entirely different environment and elements for one thing. The difference in gravity for another. Most of these things I can accept that it just happens to be Ok, but I cannot imagine that creatures designed to live in an ice-capped ocean at temperatures closer to absolute zero than our own, could possibly
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6 Months Iraq
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So Kaden is Two months today.. Had to have 4 shots Never seen my little shit cry so much.. Took the day off Because my son needs my attention right now and not someone elses kid.. My father informs me that he will be going into surgrey on monday and if the stints that they are going to put in doesnt work they will do open heart surgery. My sister is still in ICU but doing better then anyone expected I think... Ok my punk is waking up so must go..
A Month Early But Maybe U Can Pull This On Someone
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Month From Hell
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----------JANUARY------------------- Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone* always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. one guy/girl kind of person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. loves music. pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn. Repost this in 5 mins and you will meet someone new in 8 days that will perfectly balance your personality. ----------FEBRUARY-------------------- Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. sexie
6 Months Ago
6 Months Ago There was a girl An innocent girl A shy girl 6 Months ago She would of bet her life that she would never meet someone 6 Months ago She was scared to leave her home in fear of what people thought of her 6 months ago She met a boy She took a chance on him 6 Months ago She met the person who would change her forever 6 Months ago She knew nothing about love Never even kissed a boy She lived threw her dreams The only way she knew She never thought she would meet someone she could be herself with And loved for it But oh how one boy proved her wrong
18 Months Ago
18 months ago I had four siblings, a wonderful hudsband, two great kids, a full time job, PTA president, a car and a nice house. 18 months ago my sister was killed by a drunk driver and my life changed. She turned 18 five days before she was killed. I was the strong one in the family and I held us together and did the entire funeral. Today I miss her more then ever. I should be helping get ready for her wedding, she should be here to see her four nephews and two nieces grow. She should be able to see my brothers first child born. Yet she is not. After loosing her my husband informed me he was no longer in love with me. The words every person hates to hear. I could not handle my sisters death and I stopped working outside the home. My job of almost 9 years did not matter. My kids mattered. I am still PTA president, I still have a car and a nice house. I have three siblings now, I own my business, and I am learning how to be a single parent. I love the laughter of my
1 Month And Counting........oohh I Got Chills
It's that time now for the countdown. If there is anybody else heading to Vegas next month let me know.
2 Months Old Today!
Atticus is 2 months TODAY. he is now 11.8 lbs and 23.5 inches
Monthly Installments
It's 3am, and a man is driving his brand new BMW M3 down the N1 at 240km/h. He's two minutes away from home when he sees a car on the side of the road, on its roof, and flames all around. There' s no one else in the area, his cell phone reception is dead, so he stops his car. Sure enough, there's a beautiful woman in the car, but she's bleeding to death. The guy reckons " screw it" and rushes home to fetch a blanket. He gets back, puts the blanket on the back seat of his M3, and puts the woman on the blanket. He then rushes her to the hospital. Six months she lies in the hospital, and he is with her every day and every night. He donates blood to keep her alive. Eventually, she recovers fully, and they get married. Life is cool for a few years, until one day she gets fed up and decides to leave him. His love of money is obvious, and she feels like a trophy wife. She comes down the stairs, struggling with her two suitcases, she reaches into her pocket for the keys
7 Months In Texas And???????
Okay now have made it 7 months in Texas must say I miss home, people are some what cool but haven't met many that relate to me. Guess I miss Georgia too much but who knows gonna keep living it up here in the big state of Texas.
12 Months, 12 Healthy New Habits
12 Months, 12 Healthy New Habits This year you can succeed at being healthier. Just follow these small changes, one month at a time. By Bob Condor for MSN Health & Fitness Here’s the first thing to remember about living a healthier 2007. You’ve got the entire year to establish new, positive habits. It doesn’t all have to be accomplished in January or even before the swimsuit season. “Everything happens in small changes,” says Gregory Florez, CEO and president of First Fitness, a personal training company based in Salt Lake City. “Most people fail on their diet and exercise goals by looking too far ahead.” That’s why your best strategy for a healthy and happy New Year is to take it one month at a time. If you figure on establishing one positive habit each month, by Dec. 31, 2007, you will benefit from a dozen upgrades to your personal health. The result will be energizing on both the physical and mental levels. “The first thing I tell clients is to start where you ar
5 Month Binge Drink
so after 5 months of her leading me on. calling me telling me that she misses me that she needs me so on, ect... i've found out that she has been with a friend of mine, when i went to question the situation this is what she said" its hard to explain" i dont get that just tell me the truth i trusted you an you flushed it away. now there is a small army that is really pissed off i call them my friends an family, the people who watched my self destruction for five months of deppression an undying loyalty to a person that everyone thought loved me. i'm over it now but i just never understood why i have noluck will i did for 3 1/2 years. i loved her took care of her, took care of her brothers, her mom. everyone i helped them i bleed for them i defended them i supported them. but most importantly i loved them. the one thing about this whole situation is that action will be taken an i have no say over any of it, i dont want anyhting done of course i wanted to beat this
9 Months Later
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's mini van and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. "I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house." "Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light." The lady agreed, and the
A Montana Cowboy...
A Montana cowboy was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?" The cowboy looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, Why not?" The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra high resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany. Within secon
Montell Ass Milk.
::nay2thej: 04:26 ass milk. if someone gave you a million dollars. would you drink it? ::cupcake: 04:26 well... that all depends on how much money i already had....and who's ass i would be drinking it from. ::nay2thej: 04:27 ok, what if it was montell jordan's ::cupcake: 04:28 montell jordan? thats fucking random. 04:28 pre. or post. shit? ::nay2thej: 04:28 post ::cupcake: 04:28 how long afterward? ::nay2thej: 04:29 20 min ::cupcake: 04:30 20 min.... hmmm 04:30 and how much money do i have at this time? ::nay2thej: 04:30 c'mon you can do it 04:31 100 dollars ::cupcake: 04:31 thats it?! ::nay2thej: 04:31 yep ::cupcake: 04:31 damn. it flavored milk? ::nay2thej: 04:31 you need this money d 04:31 yeah, it's poo flavored ::cupcake: 04:31 1%? 2%? skim? ::nay2thej: 04:32 2%, is that a problem, cause maybe I can re-process it for you princess. c'mon lets not be picky 04:33 lol ::cupcake: 04:33 i like 2%..bitch. 04:33
1 Month Down..
Well 1 month down and I haven't accomplished much. I still am looking to better myself in the employment area. I guess I should count myself luck cause some of my former co-workers at the last place I worked got laid off at the begin of the year. At least I don't have to hassle with the unemployment office all the time..but it is free money..basically. Well as I said I haven't accomplished my goals of getting out there and seeking employment. It has gotten colder and I just want to hybernate and not leave the house unless I definatley have too. I procrastinated in leaving my house and almost didn't get the chance to take a test for Subaru. Well I was lucky I got there a couple of minutes late..(cause I drove 95 to 100mph to get there) and they actually let me in to take the test. But in hindsight I will have to do it all over again cause I didn't score high enough on the test the first time. As for the relationship area of my life...going to put all that on hold until I figure
A Month And 2 Days Ago
I suppose that in the end I am just another giddy girl who pays attentions to odd silly details. That really is not significant to anyone else but myself. Blog after after day i proclaim what lies in my soul. A feeling of self worth, unexplainable happiness and bright coloring. A flutter wave of shreiking joy when I see the words. I bare a smile that hasnt been seen in years and a tender lowering of my voice that always carried the harshness of a thug...and so much more. All the things I was told I would never have again. All the things that I love and live for that never again I would have because I am just another fuck up.....Damn! they were all wrong. Because I did get it all back and this time in 10 fold. I see now that 3 years of a horrid suffering session was worth the gift I have been given now....Yes a gift because it popped up and found me and caught me by surprise, this was something I didnt have to seek out. I am very thankful and would love to show much gratitu
A Month And I Didnt Realize It!
so yesterday has been a month since my grandpa passed away! I still miss him and love him a ton. im going to post some pics of him! I really want him now. I saw soem pics of him and i a few days ago and all i did was cry! See my papa was supposed to walk me down the aisle when i get maried. So now I'm missing him like crazy now that I've realized hes been gone a month! God I want him back! My papa isnt supposed to get sick and die. Its the rules!!
3 Months Old
Damn she's getting so big. 3 months old now and it feels just like yesterday I was pushing her out. Now 14lb 5oz and 26 inches long. She's as healthy as could be. Poor thing is looking more and more like me every day. From her nose to her toes its all me. She's still a daddy's girl. She don't even look my way when he is around. She's my baby doll and I love her to death but im not having anymore anytime soon.
Montana Restaurant
MONTANA RESTAURANT Montana Restaurant (makes me want to go there) This is a great story, I wish I was closer to Montana! The radio station America FM was doing one of their "Is anyone listening" bits this morning. This first one was, "Ever have a celebrity pull up and say 'Do you know who I am?' routine." A woman called in and said that a few years back, while visiting her cattle rancher uncle in Billings, MT., they had occasion to go to dinner at a restaurant that does not take reservations. The wait was about 45 minutes. Lots of other rancher types and their spouses were already waiting. In comes Ted Turner and Jane Fonda. They want a table. The Hostess says they'll have to wait about 45 minutes. Jane Fonda asks the hostess if she knows who she is. "Yes, but you'll still have to wait 45 minutes" Then Jane says, "Is the manager in?" The manager comes out, "May I help you?" "Do you know who I am?" ask both Jane and Ted. "Yes, but these folks have all been waiting already and I can't pu
Monthly Rant (i Need A Hug!)
I would like to comment on the recent poll taken in foreign countries that reveals anti North American sentiment calling us “obese, arrogant and conceited.” Why don’t you uncultured towel-wearing monkeys kiss my toned three-square-meal-a day-eating North American ass!!! Here I’ll even bend over to make it easier for you. You constantly bitch about the U.S. simply because everything in your own pitiful and primitive back water third world country is so completely fucked but suddenly when you’re mud huts come crashing down around you’re filthy ears you come running to us expecting us to instantly bail you out like we’re the red fucking cross!!! Then after we take the time to prop up your own piss-poor economy and feed and clothe your own children you thank us by burning our flag. You want to impress me? Go to the moon and get our fucking flag!!! That is of course only if you can find a paper airplane that can carry you there you penniless ungrateful monkeys! Don’t fuck with the U.S.A.!
4 Months To Go
Ok so this is my first blog post. Let me catch you up on my life. If you read my profile you'll already know that I'm a Navy wife. And if you know anything about the military you realize that we don't stay in one place for very long. We have been stationed in Gulfport for a little over 2 years. On New Year's Eve we FINALLY got our orders to San Diego cut. So now I am in the planning stages of our big move. So many things to plan and's really a headache. But I am soooo excited about going to Cali. If any San Diego cherries out there have any recomendations for me about that lovely city send me a message! So, approx 4 months to go and I can't wait!
4 Months Later.. is still addictive...more addictive...someone, please get me a pill for this! lol Ok, just wanted to admit to me being a Cherry Addict. As you were all... LMAO Nite Nite :) xoxo
8 Months In The Making...
June 16th 2006 That was the day I fell off of a 15 foot high machine while I was working at the landfill. On the way down I landed face first on the corner of a 77 camaro, right on the side of the bumper. I suffered a fractured nose, deviated septum, and a dislocated knee w torn cartalidge etc in it, among some other scrapes and bruises. I ended up finishing the last hour of the day of work, bleeding profusely...I then drive myself home, get a shower and that was it... The following monday I go to work to report the accident and file a report and see about getting medical treatment. They then try to say they arent going to pay for my medical because they say i JUMPED off of the machine. Yea right. I finally see a doctor who proceeds to put me on medical leave and wouldnt let me work. NOW the company says they arent going to pay for my time off even though I was injured on their job. Oh yea? I get a lawyer, and FINALLY after 8 months of bsing around with them
IS AMAZING!!! (well beside the creepy guy) Today was a good day we finally had some decent food, and also got away from the tour group. Me and Danielle went out with Danielles cousins and visited the shrine of ST Joseph and the mountain in the middle of the city. It was pretty cool. Also, some guy bought us whiskey sours, and smoked pot with us outside the hotel... It was interesting... So now I have 3 bowls the one at home and the 2 i bought here... They're nice. I also got nicotine free tabacco which is watermelon flavoured it is amazing. I love Montreal... It is just like NYC everything stays open and the people stay out bouncing from club to club.. But yeah I hae really done nothing but complain this trip because people annoyed me to no end or something like that... But yanno what I feel bad for it because the people really arent all that bad and the things we have done arent all the bad... Its just not what I want to be doing or who i want to be around so thats
Monty Python...
French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
3 Months
my lil man is 3 months old today!!! i can't believe it!!!
The Month To Come ..
If im not on ( i know i havnt been on much or at all .. but ) .. Its because Mikes graduation is coming up faster and faster .. Ive got just a lil over a month . and My mother called today to inform me she'll be here at least .. .. yes at Least a week prior to the graduation and about a week or SO .. afterwards .. ..So . here's my thing . If anyone has any FAST diet tips . Toss em at me .. its either I do something or live in my dryer for the next month . I figure thats the best thing as it manages to shrink every other freakin thing I put in there .. why not me ???.althou .. with my luck . I'll just come out shorter .. or missing a sock or something .. and I know my hair will be FABULOUS when i come outta there .. Hummmm.. I wonder if Lint will be the rage this summer ??? But at least ill be smelling Bounce'y Fresh .. and can always find a way to make an outfit out of all the dryer sheets . that should scare off a few Misquito's .. ... on another note .. I Miss you all . and hope y
9 Months
me and my hybby have been together for 9 months and i have never been happier in my life. he is the LOVE of my life and we r alwas going to be together and nothing will mess that up i promise that to him and to everybody. MIKE I LOVE U ALWAYS AND FOREVER BABY
9 Months Later
HA!! Not that 9 months later but 9 months after my Gastric Bypass Weight Loss Surgery, I have lost 98 pounds. 98 POUNDS! I am so freakin psyched. Down from a size 26/28 to a 14/16 and even a few 12/14s. It is so exciting to feel healthy and look so different. I'm glad everyone seems to like my new photos. I'll try to get some new ones of my figure soon too. I still have a little ways to go but I'm willing to work for it and be patient.
2 Months baby xzavier turned 2 months last tuesday. he was 22in 7lbs 5oz when he was born. now he's 23in and 10lbs 8oz (at his appointment last tues). i already got my mother's day present a long time ago...a necklace with a "baby ring" with his birthstone in it. i got it at kay's and i'm planning on getting my birthstone ring in september, and my bf's for xmas.
Mon/tue Survey
1. Would you make a fool out of yourself in public if it meant you were making your partner laugh? Yup and do! I'd do pretty much anything to hear him laugh. 2. Would you prefer the lights on or off during sex? Candle light.. Bright enough to see, dim enough that it feels intimate. 3. Do you judge people solely by their musical preferences? Nope 4. If you could 'take back' your virginity from your first partner, would you? yes I would 5. Would you ever start a relationship with someone who was still living with an ex for financial reasons? No, but Sean did. 6. Do you need to know everything about someone's past? somethings are better left unsaid
6 Months Old
Thats my baby playing guitar hero haha God damn 6 months old already. She's such a doll. i couldn't of asked for a better baby. And she's so damn cute! Im enjoying every minute of being a mommy. I love watching her grow and learning how to do things.
Months Of May/june...
For my friends, fans, and FAMILY: I have to blog this so all will be updated: I am going to be very busy for the next month w/ family issues and personal stuff...In other words, I am NOT going to be able to be logged in as often as usual...PLEASE don't take it as I don't care, or that I am playing around.......... I am still going to be checking in, and doing my best to keep up w/ ALL of "MY LOVED ONES" on CT. Jeanie (Slave J)
11 Months Gone
This is a poem i wrote 11 mnths after my dad passed away It’s been 11 months And i still cannot believe you’ve gone Just when i think i’m coping Depression hits me so hard Time since your passing, gone so quick Will i ever adjust All the time we had I never really knew you So many things i never said You never knew my life Maybe you now know it all I hope you are at peace I miss you
2 Months In Advance :p
Hmmm let's is officially two months until my birthday sooo I gotta make the list. I always atleast get one thing off of it so what the hell lol. Plus hey it's a big bday cause it's not every day that you turn 24 on the 24th of July lol. ~Any kind of Marilyn Monroe stuff ~Any kind of Dane Cook stuff cause he's hilarious and one of my dream guys lol ~Anything involving the Patriots(shut up) ~A Claddagh ring(I refuse to buy it myself cause..guys come on,that's bad luck!) ~Tickets to a Nickelback concert ~A week at pretty much any beach(yeah I know I think big don't I?) ~A full night of free drinks lol...hey my last bill on a drinking night was 45 bucks...but um...I wasn't completely gone yet either. ~A Great American Cookie cake which now can only be bought down at Towson Town Center..which sucks cause it's a tradition. They are waaay better than a Hellmart cookie cake trust me. ~One day to be spoiled with no drama or chaos of any sort in my path(that would be a shock l
51/2 Months
12 Months
Just got word that in July I will be stationed at Camp Liberty, Iraq for 12 months. This is my first tour over in Iraq. I'm kinda excited and kinda freakin out! I will keep in touch with all of you and keep you up to date on my tour info. Hope all is well! Nate
11 Months
So it has been 11 months since my husband Tommy passed away. He is still very much in my heart. I don't think I will ever be "over" him. That just won't happen. But I have found that time is working in my favor as far as the healing process goes. It's still hard, don't doubt that for one second. But with the help of my boys and the people in my life who really care about me, I have found that I can move on and be happy with my life. Life itself still throws me curve balls that make me think I am just not going to make it through, but I manage. There are days that I am on top of the world and days that I feel like I can't get any lower. I guess it is just part of it. I love and miss him very much, more than anyone thinks I do. I tend to hide those emotions for some reason. I suppose that is because I have to be strong in front of the boys. They still talk about him all the time, even though they were 3 and 1 when he passed away. I didn't think they would remember much, but
Months Went By
Time stood still,and things didn't seem right my health I wanted nothing more then to just give up I had nothing and wanted nothing, kind of like a space a black hole that I slipped into, my thoughts and personality seemed to have changed something I didn't noticed until I was talking to a friend and they said you seem different. I can only think that the death of my son left me with this feeling like the world was still moving and I was standing in the middle of it watching it spin, and nothing mattered, I thought of times that had passed and things that I could have done differently I guess I looked for reasons to blame myself although I still feel this is my fault as if things were not bad enough, I wanted to make them worst by blaming myself for everything even the rain. As I can remember day by day the night of the morning this all happened it was 9 pm and it was hot and I wanted to take a swim, I had been out all day looking for a job in this state it was a long day working at
11 Months Old Today
Today my lil guy turns 11months old ....i can't believe how time has flown it seems like just yesterday i was bringing him home from the hospital & saying i can't believe i'm a mom lol...Now he's learned soo much & seems to have become sooo independent even @ 11months old.....He has 4 teeth now,is standing on his own,pulling up on things & cruising around the room while holding onto things as he thing i know he will be walking & getting into EVERYTHING HAHA.....I gotta say though i thougt motherhood was gonna be tough but our angel is just that an angel...He is a wonderful happy sweet loving baby we couldn't ask for better we are sooo lucky to be blessed with our angel....we love him with all our hearts
6 Months
1 Month Vic
I'm entered in a contest for a 1 month VIC, problem i hit my limit for the day due to my level (grrrr) I need all the help i can get now, plz help me out i'd do the same for u if asked! just copy and paste the link into your browser for the page needed, once u get there comment bomb me as much as possible don't forget to rate the pic as well, thank you all so much! The Beebs
Montana Cowboy
Montana Cowboy A Montana cowboy was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?" The cowboy looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, Why not?" The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Del notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility
Monty Pagan And The Quest For The Sacred Cauldron
Monty Pagan and the Quest for the Sacred Cauldron* *Cauldron not included. Some assembly required. Authorship and Copyright Statement: Written by Dan Campbell, Cynthia Campbell, Amy Brann, Gryphon Rosemead, Name Withheld, and Author Not Appearing On This Script. This document may be changed, altered, adapted, printed, burned*, or otherwise used as the reader sees fit, provided that this Statement accompanies any such changed, altered, adapted, printed, or burnt version of the document. Change, alter, adapt, print, burn, or otherwise use this document at your own risk. The Authors assume no liability for any use of the document by any persons, real or imaginary. * Please observe proper fire safety guidelines when burning any document.** ** And have the kindess not to burn any books in the presence of a librarian. Dramatis Personae High Priest:- (Lord Buffalo Wearsakilt) High Priestess:- (Lady High Priestess Moon Goddess) Ritual Celebrant 1:- (Caller for East), (Spirits ), (Thi
Montana Home Invasion
Gun needed for protection Shotgun preteen vs.. illegal alien Home Invaders NRA files Butte Montana November 5, 2006 Home invasion gone wrong for criminals. Two illegal aliens, Ralphel Resindez 23 and Enrico Garza 26, probably believed they would easily overpower a home alone 11 year old Patricia Harrington after her father had left their two story home. It seems the two crooks never learned two things, they were in Montana and Patricia had been a clay shooting champion since she was nine. Patricia was in her upstairs room when the two men broke through the front door of the house. She quickly ran to her father's room and grabbed his 12 gauge Mossberg 500 shotgun. Resindez was the first to get up to the second floor only to be the first to catch a near point blank blast of buck shot from the 11 year olds knee crouch aim. He suffered fatal wounds to his abdomen and genitals. When Garza ran to the foot of the stairs, he took a blast to the left s
6 Months Later
6 months after getting the new kitchen which entailed a new oven I'm still going to the manual just to figure out how to use the grill. I don't think I'm really fully utilizing this appliance =D
Monty Pythons Flying Circus
has anybody heard of or watched monty pythons flying circus i have its funny comedy i watch it on my tv or computer
Monterey Bay
Early in the morning to rise, get them out and give them a safety briefing and signed out of the area. Board two vans and my car and we are off. Silly LT wants to go through Los Padres and up Hwy 1 to Monterey, a 2 1/2 hour trip. 3 stops later because of car sickness, we arrive in Monterey. A Stop for coffee, Monterey Bay Aquarium, Bubba Gumps, A Glass Bottom Boat ride, Shopping, lots of shopping and an urgent call to return due to a large vegetation wildland fire. 80 to 85 all the way back on Hwy 101. Get back, on standby, not so urgent afterall. The entire time having fun, right? Yes, however my mind always drifted off to Oregon and Lynda. That is where I wanted to be all day.
Monterey Bay
Early in the morning to rise, get them out and give them a safety briefing and signed out of the area. Board two vans and my car and we are off. Silly LT wants to go through Los Padres and up Hwy 1 to Monterey, a 2 1/2 hour trip. 3 stops later because of car sickness, we arrive in Monterey. A Stop for coffee, Monterey Bay Aquarium, Bubba Gumps, A Glass Bottom Boat ride, Shopping, lots of shopping and an urgent call to return due to a large vegetation wildland fire. 80 to 85 all the way back on Hwy 101. Get back, on standby, not so urgent afterall. The entire time having fun, right? Yes, however my mind always drifted off to Oregon and Lynda. That is where I wanted to be all day.
1 Month Vic Rip Off!
Monthly Contest
Amateur Rates is a site with Adult Pictures, etc. The run a monthly Amateur Contest. I also currently sponser their contest with a product to the winner each month. The JULY CONTEST JUST why not check it out... I think you ladies would do greeatttttttt on there.. the website is
5 Months
im 5 1/2 months pregnant and loving every moment of it. It's really hard at times cuz i cry outta nowhere and i get stressed out to easy. 4 months to go. alexandra marie is due oct 15,2007 and she is gonna be the cutest baby ever and i cant wait..if any moms out there would like to give me advice feel free. this is my first baby.
7 Months
Brians journey through the 60's to understand Nico. It started early 1965. Dylan brought her to his doorstep, asking for help. Bob Dylan was her bodyguard along with Dennis Hopper, the two that killed the foursome in the end. The first on this road was Anita Pallenberg. She was unfaithful. He met Suki Potier, she survived a carcrash. He was her friend up to the time he died. He met Amanda Lear. She was a man. He met Luna Donyale. She was crazy but created her own background and destiny. He wrote the song Child Of The Moon to her. This led up to Brians official meeting with her at Monterey in 1967. She had by then reached the last trip on her journey to him. It went from the gay community of Warhol (a mirror image of the Beatles) to Jim Morrison (the story of his first girlfriends betrayal). At Monterey, with Hopper safely behind her, she saw Brians friendship with Hendrix. She could understand his fascination for the guitarist. Then he showed her Janis Joplin.
If you put Nico and Brian Jones next to each other you will see just how much they are mirror images of each others problem. Brian had an underage girlfriend who got pregnant. He was condemned for it and left the world behind. He therefore was able to meet Lennon and create the 60's, that means the world we are living in. He created the word Free Love, which means "I can love whoever I want". If he was to say that in the open he would be asked if he meant the right to sleep with small girls. Nico had a child, Ari. When she confronted the man he refused. He had never been in bed with the woman or met her. Later another person stepped forward and admitted he was the father. He was so like the other person, a famous actor, that he used it to his advantage. Nico went to the actors parents. They belived their son was lying and took care of the baby during the first years. If she had admitted that she had been fooled she would not continue to live in a dream, but her life would
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8 Months And Three Days
Please take note this is a book teaser (preview) and was started about 2 years ago ;) _______________________________________________ Eight Months And Three Days A self exploration into the meaning of love. Written by Mel C Anderson ©2005-07 (A Book Preview) _________________________________________ Intro There’s nothing in love that equals passion. It’s true I find there is no similarity. Passion… I crave it, I feed on it, I love walking into a room and finding one person with or without a name I will ever remember and just knowing for a few small hours there can be no other person in the world other than our two souls entwined in heated passion. It’s true that so often people have love, they have great phenomenal beautiful love. Two hearts can find beauty and peace in one common interest and bond and from that they can be only with that other person for the sake of dreams or future ideas. But is that truly enough? What happens when ther
3 Months
3 months My newest idea. 3 months of me struggling to loose 5 pounds I’ll be posting weekly if you’re truly interested in how I’m doing. Or if you wanna get the skinny on me struggling to lose that last 5 pounds Okay so this might sound a little crazy and I guess it is but then again I’m young and if I don’t develop good eating habits now I never will and then I’ll be another statistic in America’s obese population. My name is Bexi and I am currently 18 years old. My 19th birthday is in exactly 3 months from today, August 5th 2007. As of 10:30 pm I weighed in on a digital scale and it showed me to be at 115.6 pounds. I just got back today around 6 o’clock from a weeklong vacation in Gatlinburg Tennessee. We stayed about a mile walk from the main strip and up on a hill so the only way to get to and from the hotel was to walk up our ramp to the main parking lot, across the parking lot, through the first floor of some condos across the street and then down about 70 steps. Then we
The Month Of Sha’baan
The month of Sha’baan Sha’baan is the name of the (eighth) month, and it is so called because in this month the Arabs used to disperse (tasha’’aba) in search of water, or it was said that they dispersed to carry out raids and forays. Or it was said that it is so called because it sha’aba (branches out or emerges) i.e., it appears between the months of Rajab and Ramadaan. The plural forms of the word Sha’baan are Sha’baanaat and Sha’aabeen. Fasting in Sha’baan ‘Aa’ishah (may Allaah be pleased with her) said: “The Messenger (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) used to fast until we thought he would never break his fast, and not fast until we thought he would never fast. I never saw the Messenger of Allaah fasting for an entire month except in Ramadaan, and I never saw him fast more than he did in Sha’baan.” (Narrated by al-Bukhaari, no. 1833; Muslim, no. 1956). According to a report narrated by Muslim (no. 1957), “He used to fast all of Sha’baan, he used to fast all but
Monty Pagan And The Quest For The Sacred Cauldron*
this one is a little long winded Authorship and Copyright Statement: Written by Dan Campbell, Cynthia Campbell, Amy Brann, Gryphon Rosemead, Name Withheld, and Author Not Appearing On This Script. This document may be changed, altered, adapted, printed, burned*, or otherwise used as the reader sees fit, provided that this Statement accompanies any such changed, altered, adapted, printed, or burnt version of the document. Change, alter, adapt, print, burn, or otherwise use this document at your own risk. The Authors assume no liability for any use of the document by any persons, real or imaginary. * Please observe proper fire safety guidelines when burning any document.** ** And have the kindess not to burn any books in the presence of a librarian. Dramatis Personae High Priest:- (Lord Buffalo Wearsakilt) High Priestess:- (Lady High Priestess Moon Goddess) Ritual Celebrant 1:- (Caller for East), (Spirits ), (This Rabble), (Keepers of the TOAKHID) Ritual Celebrant 2:- (Caller fo
6 Months Of Ct Marriage
~LaUrEn & KevDog's Six Month Anniversary!~ LaUrEn♥ ¤ ♣DJ.KevDog's CT wifey & GF♣ ¤ ♠PIMPIN Radio♠@ fubar DJ.KëvDög {LaUrEn♥'s CT Hubby & BF}«PIMPIN Radio»@ fubar MC Magic Videos | Music Video | Seattle MLS
7 Month's Later.......
Well as you all know I'm in the Navy now it has been 7 month's since I joined since then I have become an SH ( a ships serviceman) basically I do laundry fill up vending machines and work in the ships store. When I started in the Navy I was to become an ABF avation fueler needless to say I wasn't able to do that job after all so SH is what I became instead so now I'm stationed right where I'm from San Diego and on the USS Tarawa LHA-1 so... anyway feel free to ask me any questions you might have and I'll be glad to answer take care.
2 Months(4 My Soulmate)
Ever since she made that call 2 me i have loved her.The happiness that she has brought 2 me iz unmatched by ne other i have ever felt.My life revolves around her and i live 4 the day we can b 2gether.Very few times can sum1 really say they have found their soulmate but i have.29 years i waited 4 her and now i will never let her go 4 our hearts are now 1 and our love iz always evident.Its the little things she does that i cherrish she makes me laugh and want more of her.Ppl sumtimes get signs when they meet their true love and mines came and hit me like a thunderbolt!Oh how i love her and want 2 b with her always.And now its been 2 months and the love only grows stronger 4 her.I am so happy i was allowed 2 find my soulmate.And when this life of mines is over and another starts a new I will go and wait 2 find her again.Victoria I love U and Always Have And Always Will.*Con Todo Mi Corazon*
A Montana cowboy was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban Sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, Will you give me a calf?" The cowboy looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, why not?" The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, Connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA Page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation System to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, German
10 Months Tour Of Duty‏
10 months tour of duty A younger soldier comes back from a 10 month's tour of duty to find his girlfriend 6 month's pregnant and that she claimed it was his. As he loved her so much he thought that he would go to the doctor and ask if his girlfriend was telling the truth. After explaining the situation to the doctor, the doctor thought for a moment and said, "This is what we call a grudge pregnancy". The young soldier asked "Whats a grudge pregnancy?", to which the doctor replied "Someone had it in for you".
The Montgomery Gentry Concert
It was a humid Saturday night but, the entertainment was at it's finest wen Montgomery Gentry and Bombshell Tequila visited my house (Ft Benning). The entertainers were awesome and the most gracious s well. They asked to take pictures with me and we had many laughs and great conversations before and after the show. Christy and Buffy were great (Bomb Shell Tequila) and of course the cast of the finest security in the world, US Army Military Police. On Monday morning on a National Syndicated radio show, Eddie Montgomery was heard to say, "I do not know how the war on terror is going overseas but, I know damn sure if you go to Ft Benning, Georgia and act the fool, the MPs will hog tie you ........ The show and friends made on Saturday Night will leave a lasting memory for many years. Thanks to Montgomery Gentry and BombShell Tequila. My pups had fun too ..............
When I first met you 3 months ago, I fell in love so fast, I knew right then, You were the one and only one for me; I'd never have to look for love again. Each anniversary finds us happier; You are my light--my moon, my star, my sun. You show me what real love is all about, You fill my life with pleasure, joy and fun. As time goes by, our love grows stronger still. You're the most amazing woman I ever knew. I prize our anniversaries because Each month I fall in love again with you. I LOVE U VICTORIA
Monthly Specials
3-month Vip Contest / Giveaway
Hi friends and family! I'm in a contest and I want competition. lol This is copied from Roo's blog... A new contest is in place. Here are the rules: Im going to need 14 contestants who submit their photos via private message for me to post. The first picture to get to 30,000 comments wins. The winner will receive a 3-month VIP upon reaching the 30,000 comments. Second place will receive a 1-month VIP Third place will receive a 3-day blast. All other contestants, gifts. Contest will last one week. Ill give you a status update on when this will be (of course after receiving all 14 contestants) **No NSFW pictures** FYI: For those that already have a VIP can change the 1st place to a 1-month blast instead of a 3-month VIP. Update: 6 contestants already. Still need 8 more people. Thanx, Roo ®Øó™@ fubar
Mon 15th
ok guys time for me to blog again on mon the 15th of oct i go under the knife for the 15th time with my knees im not sure how long i will be out for but im trying to get the level 21 so lets hope i make whilst im in hospital its not major surgery but its a major clean out of my right knee i pieces floating round and ligament damages they hoping to stop my knee from collapsing all the time so a lil prayer and kind thoughts and some love would be nice my friends here in aussie and some abroad have been great so im now finding out who my true friends really are will keep u posted on the outcome once i get out love ya's all and u know who u are
3 Month Vip/going For Godmother
Repost for me please...It is a sticky bulletin right now... PeggySue*treehugger*@ fubar Peggy Sue is having a Halloween Ho-Down…If you are a Fu-Ho and you are down, then you can enter. You pick the pic contest but it cannot be a NSFW pic. Halloween oriented pics are ok but not required. I will start the contest once I have 20 entrants. Don’t enter unless you have friends and ppl to back you and bomb you. If you don’t have 200 comments by the second day you will be deleted. If you don’t have 500 comments by the third day you will be deleted. Inactive bombers will be deleted. LOOKING FOR 20 CONTESTANTS. WILL BEGIN: OCTOBER 17th @ 7:00pm Central (8-EST) ENDING: NOVEMBER 1 @ 7:00pm Central (8-EST) PRIZES 1ST PLACE: 3 MONTH VIP OR 30 DAY BLAST 2ND PLACE: 7 DAY BLAST And BIG PIMP GIFT 3RD PLACE: 1 DAY BLAST And
2 Months + 2 Days
As many of you know, I'm injured. I broke my left knee cap on August 21st of this year... among other injuries suffered in my soccer accident. I was in a wheel chair for 2 weeks at the beginning of my recovery and I've been on crutches since then and I've had my leg in a splint the entire time. Today is October 23rd. I had an appointment with my specialist today. I had some new x-rays done. The news: My knee cap is fully fused back together. No more crutches! No more splint! I CAN WALK AGAIN!!! Today is one of the happiest days I've had in a long time! It's a day that I've desperately needed for my morale which has been low the past 2+ months. I want to thank my wife, Amanda, for her constant support during this. I love you ♥! I also want to thank my amazing friends for helping me through this as well... and for putting up with all my whining and sulking. You guys rock! My road to recovery is still not over. I have a lot of strengthening to do and build
Months Stolen From '««¤mͧ§_ßëhãvíñ¤»»'
¢¾OCTOBER¢¾ 1. What was your last Halloween costume? I was a cat and then ended up being a last minute pirate to the pirate party I got invited to due to my original plans falling through. 2. What is your favorite candy? ummmm candy apple martinis made with sounds kinda yummy huh? 3. What was your favorite thing about this month? Spending time with friends ¢¾NOVEMBER¢¾ 1. Whose house do you go to for Thanksgiving? I worked but I also went home for food later on 2. What are you thankful for? Everything in my life right now 3. Do you love stuffing? Sometimes... depends on my mood. ¢¾DECEMBER¢¾ 1. Do you celebrate Christmas? Not really. I celebrate Saint Nikolaus day on the 6th of December, its a German thing. But i don't do the whole commercialistic holiday, the only thing I purchase is a Christmas tree. 2. Have you ever been kissed under the mistletoe? nope....wanna volunteer? hehe 3. Get anything special last year? see the answer
3 Month Vip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am HOLDING a V.I.P. CONTEST............. 1ST PRIZE: 3 MONTH VIP: 2ND PRIZE: 7 DAY BLAST: 3RD PRIZE: 3 DAY BLAST: RULES: NO DRAMA...... NO BASHING OF ANY KIND..... SELF COMMENTING IS GREAT... NO NSFW PICS ALLOWED (WE ALL KNOW WE CAN WIN WITHOUT THEM..)ANY PIC OF YOUR CHOICE AS LONG AS IT IS SFW............ The CONTEST will be starting on NOV. 1ST @ 11:00 P.M.PST and ENDING on NOV. 11TH @ 11:00 P.M.PST IF interested click the pic. below.... This bulletin is brought to you by: Memory@ fubar (repost of original by 'Memory' on '2007-10-27 12:56:00') (repost of original by '~Cherrybomb™~ Cõ õWñÈR õҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ.Mystic Tearz of LDC~Club F.A.R.~B of B~' on '2007-10-27 12:57:15')
Montana was the first State I moved to when I graduated from H.S. and journeyed out to this huge but yet small world. The drive alone was horriffic and soooooooooooo lonnng. I thought we would never get there. North Dakota has absolutely nothing, except for when you pass Bismark and if you look closly enough on the left hand side up on top a hill you can see a PLASTIC COW just standing there. It is quite humerous. I'll be posting my "pics" later. on this adventure. I lived on the border of North Dakota and Montana in the area known as the "badlands". ABSOLUTLEY NOTHING THERE EITHER. Except you can see "wild buffalo and horses" in the hills known as "Roosevelt Canyon" Which is very cool. The area is soooooooo clean and beautiful. They call it "Big Sky" for a reason you can see for long time ahead. The air is consistently Fresh. The people are so down home I felt welcomed right away. Of course it helps already growing up in Country Life style. The MEN ARE MEN AND WOMEN RULE! lol. I left
Pick your birthday month and read it, then repost with whatever you are. JANUARY = CALM Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you. You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt bu
Palisades left in memory, Snow-capped mounts where crystals glisten... 'Tis your cry to which I'm drawn, To this sweet melody I must listen. Pitted granite channeled deep, Ageless flows winding through... Your toils inspire reflection As to why I ever left you. Mammoth towers Heaven bound, Leaves the shade of envy, Swaying gently to your breath, You will alwys exist within me... In my heart where beauty's stowed, And mind where visions linger... Upon my breath whose words I borrow, Until I am beckoned by Death's cold finger.
4 Months Old Now She.....
Four months old now she is rolling, laughing, playing, and cooing. She just had her shots. This is her first Christmas, she is getting clothes, toys, and other baby things.....don't you wish we all had it this way for us. But it doesn't work out that way for us we have to work at it. It pays off in the long run. I will put up her Christmas pictures her after the New Year. Mykala says buh bye until next time.
Monty Python - Argument Clinic (extended)
The famous argument sketch from Monty Python's Flying Circus, plus the department of complaints and lessons on being hit on the head (WAAGH!)
Montezuma Bowl
This weekend marks the opening of Montezuma Bowl up in Arapahoe Basin. Its the largest addition of terrain in the national, almost doubling the size of this ski area. Went up to the mountains on Friday. Snowing like crazy up there. Had snow knee deep in many places. A-Basin is located right on the great divide, making it one of the closest ski areas to Denver. Its also one of the few that have a lease arrangement that let them stay open into the summer months. They frequently stay open till July 4th. I recommend checking it out!
14 Months
426 days, 2 hours, 33 minutes and 39 seconds smoke free. 12783 cigarettes not smoked. $2,556.00 and 3 months, 7 days, 15 hours of my life saved! My quit date: 11/14/2006 8:00:00 AM Damn that feels good!
Montana Governor Foments Real I.d. Rebellion
Montana governor Brian Schweitzer (D) declared independence Friday from federal identification rules and called on governors of 17 other states to join him in forcing a showdown with the federal government which says it will not accept the driver's licenses of rebel states' citizens starting May 11. If that showdown comes to pass, a resident of a non-complying state could not use a driver's license to enter a federal courthouse or a Social Security Administration building nor could he board a plane without undergoing a pat-down search, possibly creating massive backlogs at the nation's airports and almost certainly leading to a flurry of federal lawsuits. States have until May 11 to request extensions to the Real ID rules that were released last Friday. They requires states to make all current identification holders under the age of 50 to apply again with certified birth and marriage certificates. The rules also standardize license formats, require states to interlink their DMV d
Monthly Prayer Verse
Do you not know that in a race all runners run, but only one gets the prize? Run it in such away as to get the prize. I Corinthians 9:24
Monty Python Airplane Hijack
monty python airplane hijack
Monty Python - Hide And Seek Sketch
Monty Python - Hide and Seek Sketch
Monty Python - Court Charades
Monty Python - Court Charades
Monty Python - The Dull Life Of A City Stockbroker
Monty Python - The Dull Life of a City Stockbroker

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