Monday, June 12, 2006
So.... Saturday Joanne and i took my god son hunter and her daughter catelynn to the zoo, in Baltimore.....i do have to say the zoo sucks now....i remember having much more fun when i was a child. the zoo has very few exhibits now, which saddens me. well we arrive at the zoo and all of the parking lots were full, so we had to drive down to this baseball field, which wasn't to far away. so we walk up to the zoo, and we got in free, cuz, god bless Joanne, she is a member. it was lunch time for us, so we stopped at the picnic tables and ate lunch. after that it was time for the zoo animals. off we were.....and what do u know, it was nap time for the damn animals. so we went from exhibit to exhibit in search of an animal awake....well we found the chimp house.....the baby monkey was so adorable, i wanted to take him home with me....but as we all know that is not allowed......next was the lemurs (think Madagascar.....they were the animals dancing and singing "i like to move it"). then we reached the crocs.....and it was feedin time......we watched the zoo keeper feed the 2 crocs, captain crook and tick tock, mice......wasn't as exciting as i thought it would be.....after we left the hot and stinky chimp house, it was time for the monkeys outside.....this was an experience....the smallest of the 4 monkeys was curled up in the water bucket snoozing....another monkey whom was sitting spread eagle (his stuff was hanging all out and about, picture will be included below) was pinching his arm and biting and licking it. and what i thought was one monkey in the tree turned out to be 2. i asked Joanne what were those monkeys doing, just to make sure i was right, her 8yr daughter catelynn replied b4 her mother and said they are mating.....well if catelynn only knew how close she was.....actually they were GIVING HEAD......i know craziness......i thought you only saw this stuff on the discovery channel.....who knew u could see this in the local zoo......i would have to say that if i would had paid the $15 to get in the zoo, it would had been well worth it......i don't remember much of the rest of the zoo, due to the fact i couldn't believe what i had just seen.......BTW....i wasn't able to get a pic of this....SORRY
ticket into zoo.......$15.00
dip n dots.............$3.50
souvenirs..............$25.16
seeing two monkeys getting it on..............PRICELESS
