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Michigan Says Enough To Fed: Takes Matters Into Own Hands As It Starts Using Own Currency...and Gold
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ST. LOUIS – One of the last surviving Munchkins from the 1939 classic film "The Wizard of Oz" has died.St. Louis actor Mickey Carroll died Thursday at the age of 89.His caretaker, Linda Dodge, made the announcement Thursday.Carroll was born Michael Finocchiaro in July 1919 in St. Louis, the son of Italian immigrants.He was one of more than 100 adults and children who were recruited for "Oz" to play the natives of what author L. Frank Baum called Munchkin Country in his 1900 book "The Wonderful Wizard of Oz."Carroll told The Associated Press in a 2007 interview that the Munchkins made only $125 a week while filming, followed by decades of recognition.
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What if my Cardiologist gave me a Mickey. Mr. Phil stated it as a Rotorooter pill, Pharmacy worker questioned me if my plan covers it, Jo-Ann even asked about this amazing pill, and yet Dr. Viswanath says there is no such a thing. Last meeting with him, I knew I could not miss because of what he is going to give me. He told me three different times to finish what's in the two bottles before I have the prescription filled? I do feel better in many sense but not like I was in my late thirties, however, I cannot deny what I feel and what took place between him and me. Far as any transgrittions by any of my physicinans, I am certain it was well intentioned or just an accidental mistakes. I know I made number of mistakes and one of the most serious was my marriage to Shirley and for 25 years I kept it up. Looking backwards this divorce was very painful to me as it was, was the best thing for me. Far as smoking I intend to quit but I hate someone telling me I have to because there is no ot
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Mi Corazón De Hermanos
(esta canción es dedicada a mi hermano. y a la puta que robó su corazón) mi hermano tiene un corazón grande él es el mejor amigo para tener aún su corazón estuvo roto fue roto el primer día la encontré ella era dulce como un ángel aún a puerta cerrada ella era la serpiente de mentiras Mi hermano sufrió tanto su corazón está roto ahora por esta bestia él pensó que él amó lo advertimos de ser seguro le dijimos miran su espalda pero ella lo apuñaló por ello ahí mismo a su corazón mi hermano sufrió tanto su corazón tomado por una serpiente entonces corté su cabeza de su cuerpo y hecho la serpiente comen una serpiente mi hermano tiene un corazón grande él es el mejor amigo para tener aún su corazón estuvo roto por una serpiente quién está muerto ahora la noche que la matamos ella intentó todas sus mentiras aún cuando cerramos las puertas ella era una serpiente de mal mi hermano sufrió tanto su corazón está roto ahora por esta serpiente que e
Microsoft Purchases Evil From Satan
Microsoft Purchases Evil From Satan By Brian Briggs Redmond, WA - Microsoft purchased evil from Satan for $2.7 billion after many months of tough negotiations. "We've been after Satan for some time," said CEO Steve Ballmer. "Negotiations were tough, but I think both Microsoft and the Prince of Darkness are happy with this deal." Microsoft already controls 15% of the evil market, and with this purchase that number nears 100%. The Department of Justice voiced concerns over one corporation controlling so much evil, and launched investigations. "We feel that there are real opportunities with evil, and that when evil is integrated into our next generation of Windows products consumers will appreciate evil on their desktop," said Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates. "Businesses haven't been able to fully realize their evil potential. With evil integrated into Office XP, corporations big and small will begin to see enhanced evil productivity." "Evil is a real growing market," market
Microcosm-macrocosm; School-world
The day after Christmas and all through the house, Breanna and Alyssa were stirring, so was a beagle-pitbull-catahoula pup named Jack. I don't know Jack's official birthday, but I know that I got him around the first or second week of February when he was already six weeks old. So I am declaring today, Jack is one year old (or seven in dog years)! Last night I enjoyed a wonderful dinner with the Iannone family, the wonderful people I've been staying with. We had a beautiful array of salad, meatballs, eggplant parm, lasagna, orange cold drinks, and pumpkin pie for dessert. After dinner, Jon, Mr. Cici, and I engaged in a fairly intense intellectual discussion spanning religion and politics. Breanna and Alyssa were desperately wrestling for our attention. They already had the pretty princess board game set up. Jon kept saying how this was the first adult conversation he had had in the house for months and they needed to be patient. We were a regular multicultural melting pot, the three of
The Microsoft Cafe
Customer: Waiter! Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem? Customer: There's a fly in my soup! Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time. Customer: No, it's still there. Waiter: Maybe it's the way you're using the soup; try eating it with a fork instead. Customer: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there. Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl are you using? Customer: A SOUP bowl! Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem; how was the bowl set up? Customer: You brought it to me on a saucer; what has that to do with the fly in my soup? Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup? Customer: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day! Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day? Customer: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day?
Microsoft Project
I went on a microsoft project software training course today which was cool, i dont have the software as i had been using dotproject which is an open source software but is quite similar and as i had just chucked stuff at it I learned quite a lot today. I was showing the trainer the immortal ego stuff and he is thinking of getting one for his friend and himeself said he was going to have a think, so i could have two new egos if he goes ahead with it, anyway will keep you posted. I stayed up way too late last night and kept on falling asleep today. So i had quite a good day apart from being knackered.
A Microsoft Christmas
A Microsoft Christmas 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except Papa's mouse. The computer was humming, the icons were hopping, As Papa did last minute Internet shopping. The stockings were hung by the modem with care In hope that St. Nicholas would bring new software. The children were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of computer games danced in their heads. PageMaker for Billy, and Quicken for Dan, And Carmen Sandiego for Pamela Ann. The letters to Santa had been sent out by Mom, To santaclaus@toyshop.northpole.com - Which has now been re-routed to Washington State Because Santa's workshop has been bought by Bill Gates. All the elves and reindeer have had to skedaddle To flashy new quarters in suburban Seattle. After centuries of a life that was simple and spare, St. Nicholas is suddenly a new billionaire, With a shiny red Porsche in the place of his sleigh, And a house on Lake Washingto
Microwave Lemon Dill Salmon
2 salmon fillets (4 to 6 oz each) 1 tbsp flour 3 tbsp water 1 tbsp lemon juice 1 tbsp butter or margarine (melted) 1 tbsp chopped fresh dill weed 1 clove garlic (minced) 4 lemon slices SHAKE flour into cooking bag; place in 8x8x2-inch microwave-safe baking dish. ADD salmon to bag. Sprinkle fish evenly with water, lemon juice, margarine, garlic, and dill weed. Place lemon slices on top of fish. CLOSE cooking bag and tie; cut six 1/2-inch slits in top. MICROWAVE on HIGH for 6 to 8 minutes or until fish flakes easily with a fork, turning dish halfway through cooking time. Let stand in bag for 1 to 2 minutes before serving. Makes 2 servings.
Microchips In Newborn Babies
Sunday, November 26, 2006 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- USA & Europe: Microchips In Babies Plans To Microchip Every Newborn In U.S. And Europe Underway, According To Former Chief Medical Officer Of Finland Technology exists to create a totalitarian New World Order and sinister plans to use it on innocent public being covered up by U.S. policy makers. 11 May 2006 By Greg Szymanski Are you ready for a total elimination of privacy and a robotizing of mankind, as well as an invasion of every thought going through your head? Are you prepared to live in a world in which every newborn baby is micro-chipped? And finally are you ready to have your every move tracked, recorded and placed in Big Brother's data bank? Although it seems impossible, plans are well underway to control every move and thought of the American population once the New World Order ends it period of extended violence, a stage of takeover the coun
Microsoft Vs. Gm
At a computer expo, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 mi/gal." General Motors addressed this comment by releasing the statement, "Yes, but would you want your car to crash twice a day?" And... 1. Every time they repainted the lines on the road you would have to buy a new car. 2. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you would just accept this, restart and drive on. 3. Occasionally, executing a maneuver would cause your car to stop and fail and you would have to re-install the engine. For some strange reason, you would accept this too. 4. You could only have one person in the car at a time, unless you bought "Car95" or "CarNT". But, then you would have to buy more seats. 5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five time
Microsoft
Windows has changed so much since 1995 from Windows1 Dos version to Windows Vista. Who Likes the way Microsoft is headed?? and Why I would love to hear all your comments and some input on the situation
Microwaving Water
A 26-year old man decided to have a cup of coffee. He took a cup of water and put it in the microwave to heat it up (something that he had done numerous times before). I am not sure how long he set the timer for, but he wanted to bring the water to a boil. When the timer shut the oven off, he removed the cup from the oven. As he looked into the cup, he noted that the water was not boiling, but suddenly the water in the cup "blew up" into his face. The cup remained intact until he threw it out of his hand, but all the water had flown out into his face due to the build up of energy. His whole face is blistered and he has 1st and 2nd degree burns to his face which may leave scarring. He also may have lost partial sight in his left eye. While at the hospital, the doctor who was attending to him stated that this is a fairly common occurrence and water (alone) should never be heated in a microwave oven. If water is heated in this manner, something should be placed in the cup to diffuse t
Micro-soft
Did ya hear about the midget with the erectile disfunction? ...... he works for micro-soft. LOL.
Microwave Barbecued Chicken
4 leg quarters 1 lg. onion 1/2 c. cooking oil Barbecue sauce Salt Pepper Remove skin and fat from chicken legs. Pour cooking oil into a microwave dish. Wet chicken in oil while placing them in dish. Sprinkle salt and pepper to taste on top. Pour a thin coating of barbecue sauce over the chicken. Slice the onion and scatter over the whole dish. Cover the dish with plastic wrap and place in the microwave oven. We set the microwave on high and cook as follows: Cook 3 minutes and turn 180 degrees; cook 3 minutes and turn 90 degrees; cook 3 minutes and turn 180 degrees and cook 3 minutes. Remove from oven and turn meat upside down and pour on another thin coating of sauce. Place in oven again. Cook 2 1/2 minutes and turn 180 degrees; cook 2 1/2 minutes and turn 90 degrees; cook 2 1/2 minutes and turn 180 degrees and cook 2 1/2 minutes. Remove from oven and allow to stop cooking and it is ready to eat.
Microchip Implants Linked To Animal Tumors
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Jack Herer Date: Sep 9, 2007 1:53 PM By TODD LEWAN – 6 hours ago When the U.S. Food and Drug Administration approved implanting microchips in humans, the manufacturer said it would save lives, letting doctors scan the tiny transponders to access patients' medical records almost instantly. The FDA found "reasonable assurance" the device was safe, and a sub-agency even called it one of 2005's top "innovative technologies." But neither the company nor the regulators publicly mentioned this: A series of veterinary and toxicology studies, dating to the mid-1990s, stated that chip implants had "induced" malignant tumors in some lab mice and rats. "The transponders were the cause of the tumors," said Keith Johnson, a retired toxicologic pathologist, explaining in a phone interview the findings of a 1996 study he led at the Dow Chemical Co. in Midland, Mich. Leading cancer specialists reviewed the research for The As
Microchip Implants
MICROCHIP IMPLANTS CAUSE FAST-GROWING, MALIGNANT TUMORS IN LAB ANIMALS BREAKING NEWS-FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE September 8th, 2007 From: Dr. Katherine Albrecht MICROCHIP IMPLANTS CAUSE FAST-GROWING, MALIGNANT TUMORS IN LAB ANIMALS Damning research findings could spell the end of VeriChip Exclusive Global Announcement Made on WTPRN Friday Night on EttaroLIVE! [listen] CLICK HERE TO READ THIS STORY IN HTML FORMAT WITH PICTURES AND AUDIO LINKS FOR RELEASE: IMPLANTS CAUSE FAST-GROWING, MALIGNANT TUMORS IN LAB ANIMALS Damning research could spell the end of VeriChip The Associated Press will issue a breaking story this weekend revealing that microchip implants have induced cancer in laboratory animals and dogs, says privacy expert and long-time VeriChip opponent Dr. Katherine Albrecht. As the AP will report, a series of research articles spanning more than a decade found that mice and rats injected with glass-encapsulated RFID transponders developed malig
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Microwave Popcorn ... Health Hazard?
This is from the Pump Handle blog. So far, all of the attention has been on workers. This is the first case identified of a consumer getting popcorn lung by popping popcorn in his own kitchen. He probably popped a lot more popcorn than the average person, but two questions remain: 1. Is this a single case, or is it just the first (of many) identified cases that family physicians may have been overlooking? >>>>>Aren't these the same questions we've been asking over the years? But the only difference is is that we are dealing with a natural toxin vs a man made one, but at a much greater magnitude with more severe debilitating effects. 2. Where are our public health agencies. Even if this is an isolated case, shouldn't it have launched further inquiries and alerts? >>>>Good question.... Why haven't they? And finally, will this help the case for an OSHA standard? >>>>Well, duh!!! You would think so and we already have it laid out for them, such as the S520. We
Microsoft Launches New Event Planning Site
Microsoft is jumping into the world of online event planning with Windows Live Events, scheduled to launch late Thursday. The free social event planning service lets you invite friends to an event and creates a Web page where people can share photos and stories with blog entries after the event. It uses the same infrastructure as Windows Live Spaces and lets you use your contact list there or in Hotmail or Messenger. Windows Live Event creates a Web page for each event where you can add photos, weather and other information. (Credit: Microsoft) It's got all the standard online invite features and allows you to include a map and customize. I'm not sure if it will dent the business of pioneer Evite.com, but if you use Spaces it should be easy and offering the ability to upload photos for everyone to see could be handy. Windows Live Events lets you create free online invites to events with the standard, date, time and place, as well as including a map. (Credit: Microsoft)
Microsoft Sucks!
WTF!? My XBOX 360 takes a crap! I do some research and see that Microsoft had the XBOX made in China, Big surprise it doesn't work! Anyway Microsoft knows there is a defective piece that causes a major hardware malfunction rendering the machine unplayable. It is called the 3 red lights of death. It will happen sooner or later. I got lucky that my Warranty was still good. I had my wife call Microsoft and they are sending a box for me to send the unit to them. They are picking up the shipping and they should. They are going to fix it or send me a new one. They said they would extend a new warranty for 3 more years, that rocks, but WTF do I do now? They said it will take a 30 day turnaround. Sony never broke! LOL If you know you have a problem with your systems then f00ken recall them and fix the shit! And give us a loaner while we wait!!! Some people are pro gamers man and we have to play!! Oh well I guess it is back to reg XBox or PS. ARG! There is always Tivo!!!
Micro$oft Zune Sucks Ass
I've been gone for a while and I know any of you with half a brain missed me. Any of you with more than half a brain couldn't give two shits and were probably hoping I was falsely imprisoned at Guantanamo Bay, getting repeatedly butt-fisted by my cell mate, Akbar. Well, the jokes on you - his name was Abdul! I decided to stop carrying my 1978 ghetto blaster and get me one of them new fangled digital music players for all those MP3s I keep finding laying around the web. I quickly realized every pencil-dick halfwit has an Ipod and really want to punch every little fucker I see with those lame white dangling headphones. Creative and iRiver are 2nd rate hacks. So I got a Microshaft Zune. I mean, it has to be compatible with all the other shit they make, right? Wrong. Big wrong. Big wrong kick you in the nuts wrong. Even though the software is a hack of WMP (look it up noob), it still doesn't integrate. You are forced to use their shit-ass zune interface. OK, I figure I'll deal with it. But
Micropayments In The Fubar Economy
Each "rate" earns a certain number of points. Each comment, as well, for both you and the recipient. You are rewarded with status as points accumulate. Points can also be gained via monetary purchases from the fubar store. You get an indeterminate number of points by sponsoring "happy hour", but I would imagine upon interview and further study, it's a significant amount. I wonder. These points can be used to buy, in the member trading venue... the actions, sometimes odd or extreme, of other fubar members. possibly to continue...
Microsoft Bids $1.2b For Fast
Microsoft bids $1.2 billion for Norway's Fast Reuters Published on ZDNet News: Jan 8, 2008 4:43:00 AM TalkBack Share Digg Del.ico.us Print Email 0 0 Tags: Reuters, Corporate & legal, Crown, Goldman Sachs & Co., Microsoft Corp., Fast Search & Transfer, Business Structures, Financial Accounting, Tools & Techniques, Finance, Management Microsoft has offered to buy Norwegian Internet-search software firm Fast Search & Transfer for 19 crowns (about $3.54) per share, valuing it at about $1.2 billion, the companies said on Tuesday. Fast shares, which had been suspended all day on Monday, jumped to the bid level and then eased off slightly to 18.90 Norwegian crowns ($3.53) in early trading on Tuesday. "Fast's board of directors has unanimously recommended that its shareholders accept the offer," Fast Search & Transfer said in a statement. "This offer represents a 42 percent premium to the closing price on January 4 (the last trading day prior to this announcement) and values
Microsoft's Incubation Labs
Mary Jo Foley An unblinking eye on Microsoft Subscribe Alerts Bio Mobile Pick a blog category .Net Framework Activation Advertising Anti-piracy App Compatibility Apple CES 2007 CES 2008 Channel Code names Corporate strategy CRM Live Database Development tools Dynamics CRM Dynamics ERP Exchange Server Expression Studio Facebook Fiji Google Healthcare Housekeeping Internet Explorer Legal Linux Management tools MIX07 MSN Network service providers Network service providers Novell OEMs Office Office 2007 Office for Mac Office Live OGA Popfly mashup tool Research Resellers Search Security Service Pack Shared Source SharePoint Server Silverlight (wpf/e) Speech SQL Server SQL Server Support Surface System builders System Center System Center Systems integrators TechEd 2007 Telecommunications Virtualization Vista Visual Studio 2008 (Orcas) VOIP Web 2.0 Web conferencing Web video WGA Windows 7 Windows CE Windows client Windows Essential Business Server (Centro) Windows Home Server Windows Live
Microsoft Extends Reach Of Media Center
Ed Bott Windows and a whole lot more Subscribe Alerts Bio Mobile Pick a blog category Apple CES 2007 Digital media Firefox Hardware Image Galleries Internet Explorer Licensing Linux Microsoft Microsoft Office Security Tips Uncategorized Vista Mailbag Vista Mythbusters WGA Windows 9X/Me Windows Home Server Windows Vista Windows XP January 9th, 2008 Microsoft extends the reach of Media Center Posted by Ed Bott @ 5:18 pm Categories: Windows Vista, Digital media Tags: D-Link Systems, Box, Hewlett-Packard Co., Media Center PC, Microsoft Windows Vista, Microsoft Corp., DMA2100, DMA2200, Extender Technology, Microsoft Windows Vista (Longhorn), Media Center PCs, Microsoft Windows, Operating Systems, Software, Personal Technology, Home Entertainment, Ed Bott In Focus » See more posts on: CES TalkBack Share Digg Del.ico.us Sphere Blog This Print Email Recommend Don't Recommend +11 It’s no secret that part of Microsoft’s marketing plan for Windows Vista was to push sales of i
Microsoft Exceeds Expectations Again
By JESSICA MINTZ 01.25.08, 2:05 AM ET Popular Videos Ledger: Batman Loses A Star Richard Branson Goes Galactic Davos: Damon's H2O Africa Davos: Notes On Globalization Education Primes Third World Related Quotes GOOG 574.49 + 0.00 GS 198.85 + 0.00 MSFT 33.25 + 0.00 Most Popular Stories A Recession-Proof Corner of the Tech Sector America's Most Lucrative Neighborhoods The Other Green Engine: Diesel? The Secrets of Smart E-Mail Marketing What Bugs Apple Fans SEATTLE - Microsoft Corp. forecast a rosy 2008 - despite broader economic worries - after it blew by Wall Street's expectations for a second consecutive quarter. "We will be impacted just like everybody else," if the U.S. falls into a recession, Chief Financial Officer Chris Liddell said Thursday. "But overall, we feel very optimistic about our second half." Company officials touted rising sales in each of Microsoft (nasdaq: MSFT - news - people )'s business divisions, a slate of importa
Microsoft Wants To Purchase Yahoo
Microsoft wants to purchase Yahoo Microsoft and Yahoo are both struggling to compete with Google Microsoft has offered to buy the search engine company Yahoo for $44.6bn (£22.4bn) in cash and shares. The offer, contained in a letter to Yahoo's board, is 62% above Yahoo's closing share price on Thursday. Yahoo cut its revenue forecasts earlier this week and said it would have to spend an additional $300m this year trying to revive the company. It has been struggling in recent years to compete with Google, which has also been a competitor to Microsoft. See graph of Yahoo and Microsoft shares In a conference call, Microsoft's Kevin Johnson said that the combination of the two companies would create an entity that could better compete with Google. It is a shotgun marriage, but the person holding the shotgun is Google Tim Weber, business editor, BBC News website What's at stake, who will win? "Today the market [for online search and advertising
Microsoft Admits Yahoo Isn't In The Bag.
Microsoft executives said Friday that they could have to compete with other potential acquirers to win Yahoo!, despite its generous $44.6 billion takeover bid. Microsoft (nasdaq: MSFT - news - people ) said on a Friday morning conference call that "any number of companies might have an interest" in also acquiring Yahoo! (nasdaq: YHOO - news - people ). EBay (nasdaq: EBAY - news - people ), News Corp. (nyse: NWS - news - people ), AT&T (nyse: T - news - people ), and Comcast (nasdaq: CMCSA - news - people ) have each previously been speculated as possible Yahoo! buyers. (See: "Betting On Yahoo!") Microsoft isn't concerned about a potential bidding war with Google (nasdaq: GOOG - news - people ). On the conference call, Microsoft said antitrust laws prevent Google from buying Yahoo! According to Nielsen, Google controlled 56% of the search-engine market share in the United States as of December. Yahoo! controlled 18% and Microsoft controlled 14%. (See: "Google Beware") Micros
Microsoft Responds To 'save Xp' Petition
http://weblog.infoworld.com/save-xp/ Computerworld Australia is running a story with a response from Microsoft to Infoworld's SAVE XP petition Web site, which has gathered over 75,000 signatures so far. Apparently Microsoft is aware of the petition, but says it is "listening first and foremost to feedback we hear from partners and customers about what makes sense based on their needs, that's what informed our decision to extend the availability of XP initially, and what will continue to guide us" — a somewhat strange response given that the vast majority of people signing the petition ARE Microsoft customers! The Save XP movement has attracted the attention of the software giant, despite its claims that Vista has sold more than 100 million copies and its adoption rate is in line with the company's expectations. "We're seeing positive indicators that we're already starting to move from the early adoption phase into the mainstream and that more and more businesses are beginning thei
Microsoft Details Rollout Of Vista Sp1
by Chloe Albanesius In the wake of its much publicized bid for Yahoo, Microsoft on Monday released the first service pack (SP1) for Windows Vista to manufacturing, with a retail version expected in the coming months. Vista made its consumer debut in January 2007, and SP1 marks the first major upgrade to the operating system. Microsoft released details about Vista SP1 in August, and opened it to a moderately-sized audience for testing in the weeks thereafter. Microsoft promised up to 50 percent faster speeds when moving files around on PCs or home networks with SP1. Resuming a Vista computer from sleep mode will also be faster with the upgrade, Mike Nash from Microsoft's Windows product management group wrote in a blog post. SP1 was released to manufacturers on Monday in five languages: English, French, Spanish, German and Japanese. OEM partners will start producing Windows Vista computers with SP1 pre-installed in the next several months, Nash wrote. Current Vista users
Microsoft Vs. Google
When Patriots' quarterback Tom Brady heaved two Hail Marys with seconds left in the Super Bowl, I flashed on Steve Ballmer's hostile bid for Yahoo!. Microsoft, like Yahoo!, lost its way in the Internet search advertising sector. Google clutched the lion's share of this burgeoning business--which, down the road, is where most advertising is destined to land. Microsoft (nasdaq: MSFT - news - people ) can afford to throw money at its problems. Free cash flow after dividends runs at an $11 billion clip. Over five years, they invested (and lost) over $5 billion in the X-Box initiative in computer games before it turned profitable this year, taking a swing of almost $1 billion in six months. In 2004, Microsoft distributed $32 billion in dividends to its shareholders and put a regular payout on their stock, presently yielding 1.44%. There's $22 billion in cash on their balance sheet. The MSN search business, which competes with Google (nasdaq: GOOG - news - people ), is an embarrassm
Microsoft Bully Slayed!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080211/ap_on_hi_te/microsoft_yahoo Yahoo formally rejects Microsoft offer .. Yahoo Inc. spurned Microsoft Corp.'s $44.6 billion takeover bid as inadequate Monday, betting that it can elicit a higher offer from the world's largest software maker or find another way to deliver a comparable payoff to its shareholders. The rebuff by the slumping Internet pioneer had been widely anticipated after word of Yahoo's intention was leaked during the weekend. In its formal response, Yahoo said its board had concluded Microsoft's unsolicited offer "substantially undervalues" the Sunnyvale-based company. Yahoo indicated it could be drawn to the negotiating table if Microsoft ups the ante, without mentioning the price it has in mind. "The board of directors is continually evaluating all of its strategic options in the context of the rapidly evolving industry environment and we remain committed to pursuing initiatives that maximize value for all stockhol
Microsoft Readies Proxie Battle
E-Mail | E-Mail Newsletters | RSS Associated Press Microsoft Readies Yahoo Proxy Battle By JESSICA MINTZ 02.20.08, 7:38 AM ET Popular Videos Oscar's Five Top Films Next Generation Toys Notes On The News: A Tax Haven For The Rich Titan Of New York Entrepreneurs, Start Your Engines! Related Quotes MSFT 28.13 - 0.04 YHOO 28.89 - 0.12 Most Popular Stories The Smartest Cities In America How To Find A Millionaire (Or Billionaire) Showing The Lonely Some Love Reality TV's Controversial Moments How To Make Your Spouse Live Longer SEATTLE - Microsoft Corp. is getting ready to take its bid for Yahoo right to the Web portal's shareholders, even as analysts wait for a higher offer. Separately, Yahoo Inc. adopted new severance packages that protect employees in the event of a Microsoft takeover. Microsoft has hired proxy solicitation group Innisfree M&A Inc. to help oust Yahoo's 10-member board, all of whom are up for re-election this year.
Microsoft Plans Signifigant Announcement
REDMOND, Wash. - Software giant Microsoft Corp. says executives will make a "significant" company announcement Thursday morning, unrelated to its bid for search engine operator Yahoo Inc. The Redmond, Wash.-based company said it will hold a press teleconference at 11:30 a.m. EST (8:30 a.m. PST) with Chief Executive Steve Ballmer, Chief Software Architect Ray Ozzie, Bob Muglia, senior vice president of the server and tools business, and General Counsel Brad Smith.
Microsoft Makes Boldest Move Yet
Microsoft on Thursday announced it will provide access to APIs and protocols for its major products, including Windows and Office. TOOLBOX Resize Text Save/Share + Digg Newsvine del.icio.us Stumble It! Reddit Facebook Print This E-mail This COMMENT No comments have been posted about this item. Comments are closed for this item. Discussion Policy Discussion Policy CLOSE Comments that include profanity or personal attacks or other inappropriate comments or material will be removed from the site. Additionally, entries that are unsigned or contain "signatures" by someone other than the actual author will be removed. Finally, we will take steps to block users who violate any of our posting standards, terms of use or privacy policies or any other policies governing this site. Please review the full rules governing commentaries and discussions. You are fully responsible for the content that you post. Who's Blogging » Links to this article Elizabeth Montalbano PC
Microsoft Says It Won't Uproot Yahoo
SEATTLE - Microsoft Corp. said Friday it won't totally uproot Yahoo Inc. from its Sunnyvale, Calif. headquarters if it succeeds in its bid to buy the Web portal company. "In bringing the companies together, we would be committed to maintaining Yahoo (nasdaq: YHOO - news - people )'s significant presence in Silicon Valley," wrote Kevin Johnson, president of Microsoft (nasdaq: MSFT - news - people )'s platforms and services division, in an e-mail to employees. Johnson noted that Microsoft employs 1,800 people in nearby Mountain View. The e-mail was written in question-and-answer format to address recent issues raised by employees. But Johnson did not directly answer questions about staffing and layoffs. "While some overlap is expected in any combination of this size, we should remember that Microsoft is a growth company that has hired over 20,000 people since 2005, and we would look to place talented employees throughout the company as a whole," he wrote. Johnson's comment
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Microsoft Cuts Vista Prices
Microsoft Corp said on Thursday it plans to cut prices of its Windows Vista operating system sold at retail outlets in a move aimed at pushing customers to switch to the newest version of Windows. The world's largest software maker said it plans to lower retail prices for Vista in 70 countries later this year in tandem with the shipment of the first major update to Vista, known as Service Pack 1 (SP1). Packaged versions of Windows Vista sold at stores and on the Web account for less than 10 percent of all licenses of the dominant Windows operating system that sits on more than 90 percent of the world's personal computers. Most consumers opt to buy a new PC, which comes preloaded with the latest version of Windows. "We anticipate these changed will provide greater opportunities ... to sell more stand-alone copies of Windows," said Brad Brooks, a Microsoft corporate vice president. In the United States, Microsoft will reduce prices for Windows Vista Ultimate, the company's
Microsoft Live Spaces
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Micro Who? Google Rules Ad Roost
While Microsoft and Yahoo! engage in their odd mating ritual, they are benefiting the very company that is driving them to seek partners. Internet advertisers can't figure out what the two companies will look like in six months, so search leader Google is set to profit from the confusion. "We find this to be a very advantageous situation for Google," Cantor Fitzgerald analyst Derek Brown said Thursday. "The longer this gets dragged out, the better for Google." He added: "The more complicated a deal gets, the more difficult it becomes to satisfy all parties, and the more complicated the integration gets, the more it favors Google." As Yahoo! (nasdaq: YHOO - news - people ) blows hot and cold -- more cold -- about teaming up with Microsoft and casts around for other partners, the outlook is getting increasingly unclear. "This is the first time that we have seen real feasible alternatives that could derail the Microsoft deal," said analyst Jeffrey Lindsay of Sanford C. Bernstein.
Microsoft Predicted To Back Away From Vista
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Microsoft Won't Fix Excel Bug On Patch Tuesday
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At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated,"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon."In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating:If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this part):1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash........Twice a day.2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse t
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Microsoft Office 2010 Screenshots:backsatage View
If there’s one thing you’re bound to notice when using Office 2010, it’s the Backstage view. This is a unified set of commands and information that relates to the particular file you’re working on. For example, forget pressing and getting that boring old print dialog (shown right for comparison). Instead, you’ll get something that looks an awful like the below, complete with an automatic print preview and an overview of all the settings. That not only looks nicer, it also makes it far easier to pick up mistakes (printing in portrait when you meant to print in landscape, for instance, or choosing A4 when you wanted A3).  
Microsoft Officially Launched Office2010, Marks The Operating Mode Transition To Cloud Computing
Microsoft officially launched Office2010 operating mode transition to cloud computing This is so far the people are still doubts cloud computing is an important reference information, reflecting cloud computing will be a history of computer development inevitable trend. Assisted teaching in China due to cloud computing collaboration platform interrupt Google temporarily affected, expect Microsoft to take advantage of Google could not land a good time to support the rapid development of Office2010 cloud computing classroom. Of course, expect the domestic information technology education institutions and organizations to expedite the development of China's own platform for cloud computing assisted instruction (refer to Google site and Google Education Suite mode), realizing a historic turning point in education information. SAN FRANCISCO May 13 morning news, Microsoft today officially released in the world, including MS Office 2010, including business platform software. And in the past
Microsoft Officially Launched Office2010, Marks The Operating Mode Transition To Cloud Computing
Microsoft officially launched Office2010 operating mode transition to cloud computing This is so far the people are still doubts cloud computing is an important reference information, reflecting cloud computing will be a history of computer development inevitable trend. Assisted teaching in China due to cloud computing collaboration platform interrupt Google temporarily affected, expect Microsoft to take advantage of Google could not land a good time to support the rapid development of Office2010 cloud computing classroom. Of course, expect the domestic information technology education institutions and organizations to expedite the development of China's own platform for cloud computing assisted instruction (refer to Google site and Google Education Suite mode), realizing a historic turning point in education information. SAN FRANCISCO May 13 morning news, Microsoft today officially released in the world, including MS Office 2010, including business platform software. And in the past
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Microsoft China Wind Blowing: Office2010 Department Of Intelligent And Cooperative, China Knot
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Microsoft Windows Team Official Tutorial: How To Make Win7 More Secure Recent Windows Security Issues
once again become the focus, Yale University, the venue and stop the Microsoft mail system GMail, Google full cessation of public Windows 7 uses within the Division, "Financial Times" article pointed out, Windows is considered more vulnerable than other operating systems hacking News for Microsoft products such as depressed, Microsoft Windows team blog today to speak that a series of new safety characteristics Windows7 , Help customers build a safer line of defense. Make customers more secure about the example: * Microsoft's appeal to customers as soon as possible through Windows Update and Microsoft Update update the system to maintain security. * We strongly advise clients to enable automatic updates to ensure that they are not attacked. * Windows 7 Ultimate key next improved BitLocker encryption to ensure data is not stolen, there will be better protected with Windows Firewall. * Windows 7 Professional key can also be combined with Windows Live Family Safety Suite to protect c
Microsoft To Use Office 2010
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Microscopic Hematuria In Youth Signals High Esrd Risk
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Microsoft censors The Pirate Bay links on Windows Live Messenger CATEGORIES: HACKER NEWS , NEWS , SECURITY NEWS POSTED BY THN REPORTER ON 3/27/2012 12:57:00 PM    Microsoft censors The Pirate Bay links on Windows Live Messenger Microsoft has decided to block access to The Pirate Bay from Windows Live Messenger. When users try to send an instant message to a friend with a link from The Pirate Bay, Windows Live Messenger displays a warning, saying that the link is "blocked because it was reported as unsafe." "We block instant messages if they contain malicious or spam URLs based on intelligence algorithms, third-party sources, and/or user complaints. Pirate Bay URLs were flagged by one or more of these and were consequently blocked," Redmond told The Register in an emailed statement. The Pirate Bay has been a lightning rod of controversy for years now, as copyright holders take aim at the organisation for giving users access to their content. Much of the fo
Microsoft Pour Lancer Tablet Pc De Marque Propre à Rivaliser Avec Les Ipad
juin 16 , 2012 tabouf.com offrit des informations de produit chinois Selon la rumeur, c'est que Microsoft se prépare à annoncer ses intentions de lancer une marque propre Windows 8 10.1 pouce , lors d'un événement majeur qui aura lieu à Los Angeles la semaine prochaine. Si cela est vrai, l'at-logiciel présent seule entreprise peut être à la recherche pour assurer sa propre part de l'un des marchés les plus lucratifs et plus rapide croissance dans le monde d'aujourd'hui, loin en dehors de ses frontières habituelles de développement de logiciels. Si Apple et leaders mondiaux de l'développeurs Android être inquiet Peut-être, et voici pourquoi ... Microsoft a longtemps occupé l'une des cartes matresses les plus puissants dans le monde, sous la forme de la domination complète et totale de la société de l'ordinateur à la maison et portables enjeux OS. PC et ordinateurs portables fenêtre Microsoft sont plus nombreux que tous les autres dans une mesure étonnante et sont devenus cim
Microsoft Surface: Comprimés Un Choix Naturel Pour Les Soins De Santé
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Microsoft Affirme Que Windows 8 à Lancer Le 26 Octobre
juillet 19 , 2012 tabouf.com offrit des informations de produit chinois - Windows 8 à apparatre à la fois une mise à niveau et sur les nouveaux tablette android 9.7 - Changement de la comptabilité des recettes diminuer le bénéfice par action d'environ cinq cents pour le trimestre terminé en Juin - Les pouvoirs de Windows près d'un milliard de PC dans le monde entier Microsoft Corp tant attendu système d'exploitation Windows 8 sera en vente le 26 octobre, sa mise à jour logicielle la plus critique en une décennie. Conu pour fonctionner sur les PC et les ordinateurs tablettes, Windows 8 est le meilleur espoir de Microsoft pour rivaliser avec appareils fonctionnant sous Google Inc d 'exploitation Android système et Apple Inc iPad s. La firme de Redmond, Washington, a fait l'annonce dans un billet de blog mercredi soir, après Steven Sinofsky, responsable de l'équipe Windows de Microsoft, a annoncé la date annuelle de la société à l'assemblée des ventes. Pouvoirs de Windows
Microsoft Et Nokia En Septembre A Présenté Un Smartphone Avec Windows 8
Le fabricant de housse tablette tactile finlandais Nokia et le géant américain du logiciel Microsoft pour le plan d'introduire au début de Septembre aux Etats-Unis un smartphone équipé du nouveau système d'exploitation Windows 8, comme indiqué mercredi le quotidien Helsingin Sanomat finlandaise. Le journal, sans citer de sources, a rapporté sur son site Web que la présentation de ce dispositif est conu pour stimuler Nokia. La présentation aura lieu le 5 Septembre et Nokia pourrait profiter de cette occasion pour dévoiler son tablet PC en premier. Il est clair debitalizada par la concurrence de Samsung et Apple, a beaucoup investi dans le lancement de ce téléphone, qui a seulement indiqué que son intention de faire un produit de référence pour les services de géolocalisation.
Micromax A100 Canvas Superfone Lançado Na Índia Por Rs. 9999
Recentemente nós reportamos sobre um smartphone Micromax que vem com um 5-polegadas Super AMOLED. Micromax já lançou oficialmente o smartphone no entanto, não apresentam a tela Super AMOLED, mas é uma tela de 5 polegadas, no entanto. Este dispositivo é chamado de Micromax A100 Canvas Superfone, é dispositivo alimentado por um processador single-core de 1 GHz, roda o Android 4,0 ICS e é dual-SIM capaz- dual sim android. Ele também inclui uma câmera de 5 megapixels traseira com flash LED, câmera de 0,3 megapixel frente enfrentando, 512MB de RAM, 4 GB de armazenamento embutido e um slot para cartão microSD.     Em termos de conectividade o dispositivo suporta, 3G, Bluetooth 3.0, Wi-Fi 802.11 b / g / n e GPS. Ele tem uma bateria mAh 2000 classificado para até 5 horas de conversação e 180 horas de standby. É oficialmente o preço de Rs. 9.999.
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Microsoft Surface Tablet, Windows 8 Ad Blitz Zu Starten In Dieser Woche?
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Microsoft Windows encontró los desafíos más graves por el momento. Los teléfonos móviles y tablet PCs están reemplazando PC, manejando más y más tareas de computación. Han pasado 25 años desde el nacimiento de Windows, pero el desarrollo futuro de Microsoft no ha disminuido. Este sistema trajo ingresos 19 mil millones de dólares y 12,3 mil millones de dólares en ganancias último año fiscal de Microsoft. Es responsable de casi la mitad del beneficio operativo de Microsoft. Pero los ingresos de Windows disminuido gradualmente en los últimos dos trimestres. Al mismo tiempo, los teléfonos móviles que utilizan el sistema operativo Android de Google y el iPhone de Apple ha logrado un rápido desarrollo de este año y recibió el favor de un gran número de desarrolladores de software independientes de todas las edades. La demanda de ordenadores de Apple Tablet iPad erosionado las ventas de ordenadores portátiles, la mayoría de los sistemas aprobados de Windows. De acuerdo con los datos de una
Microsoft Expérimenté Le Sort Des Post-pc ère
Microsoft Windows a rencontré des défis les plus graves et de loin. Les téléphones portables et les tablette tactile pas cher remplacent les PC, le traitement des tâches informatiques de plus en plus. Cela fait 25 ans depuis la naissance de Windows, mais le développement futur de Microsoft n'a pas diminué. Ce système a des revenus 19 milliards de dollars et 12,3 milliards de profit en dollars de Microsoft l'exercice précédent. Il représente près de la moitié du bénéfice d'exploitation de Microsoft. Mais les recettes de Windows a diminué progressivement au cours des deux derniers trimestres. Dans le même temps, les téléphones mobiles utilisant le système d'exploitation Google Android et l'iPhone d'Apple ont connu un développement rapide cette année et a reçu la faveur d'un grand nombre de développeurs de logiciels indépendants de tous âges. La demande pour les tablette android érodé les ventes de PC portables, dont la plupart ont adopté des systèmes Windows. Selon les donnée
Microsoft Esperienza La Difficile Situazione Del Post-pc Era
Microsoft Windows ha rilevato le sfide più gravi di gran lunga. I telefoni cellulari e Tablet Android stanno sostituendo PC, gestione di attività di elaborazione sempre più. Sono passati 25 anni dalla nascita di Windows, ma lo sviluppo futuro di Microsoft non è diminuita. Questo sistema ha portato entrate 19 miliardi di dollari e 12,3 miliardi di utile di dollari dello scorso anno fiscale di Microsoft. Essa rappresenta quasi la metà del risultato di gestione di Microsoft. Ma il fatturato di Windows è diminuita progressivamente negli ultimi due trimestri. Allo stesso tempo, i telefoni cellulari che utilizzano il sistema operativo Google Android e iPhone di Apple hanno raggiunto un rapido sviluppo di quest'anno e ha ricevuto il favore di un gran numero di sviluppatori software indipendenti di tutte le età. La domanda di PC iPad tablet di Apple eroso le vendite di PC portatili, la maggior parte dei quali adottati sistemi Windows. Secondo i dati di un istituto di ricerca, nel quartiere d
Microsoft Erfahrene Die Notlage Der Post-pc-Ära
Microsoft Windows begegnet die größten Herausforderungen bei weitem. Mobiltelefone und android tablet ersetzen PC, Handhabung mehr und mehr Rechenaufgaben. Es ist 25 Jahre seit der Geburt von Windows, aber Microsoft die zukünftige Entwicklung hat nicht nachgelassen. Dieses System brachte 19 Milliarden Dollar Umsatz und 12,3 Milliarden Dollar Gewinn im letzten Geschäftsjahr von Microsoft Jahr. Er macht fast die Hälfte des operativen Gewinns von Microsoft. Aber Windows Einnahmen sank allmählich in den letzten beiden Quartalen. Zur gleichen Zeit, haben Handys mit dem Google-Betriebssystem Android und Apples iPhone rasante Entwicklung in diesem Jahr erreicht und erhielt die Gunst einer großen Anzahl von unabhängigen Software-Entwicklern aller Altersstufen. Die Nachfrage nach Apple iPad Tablet-PCs erodiert die Verkäufe von Notebooks, von denen die meisten Windows-Systemen angenommen. Nach den Daten einer Forschungseinrichtung im letzten Quartal die PC-Marktanteil von Windows fiel auf 20-J
Microsoft Kinect – Social Video Platform
The way humans are physically interacting with technology is currently a hot topic. Traditionally, mouse and keyboard were the primary method. More recently, touchscreen inputs have risen in popularity through smartphone and tablet usage, which has pushed developers toward exploring new alternate methods of user inter actions with the world around them.Read More - http://tech.xtremelabs.com/microsoft-kinect-social-video-platform/
Microsoft’s Mobile Strategy
I’ve just returned home from Microsoft’s annual Build conference, which they held at Microsoft HQ in Redmond, WA. Before I attended the conference, I have to admit, I didn’t think Microsoft really “got it” when it came to mobile. I must also admit that I am a bit of an Apple fan boy, having switched to a Mac 5 years ago and have been rocking an iPhone since the introduction of the 3G. With the launch of Windows 8, it seemed to me that to Microsoft, tablets are simply smaller PCs, and that a mobile touch-friendly interface could easily be mashed into one experience for all. Some of the reviews for Windows 8 tended to confirm this, scathing Microsoft for lacking usable touch areas in some cases, and confusing desktop users with a redesigned home screen. I found, as the conference went on, my thoughts around Microsoft changed. (Disclosure: the free Surface tablet and Nokia 920 did help). Free-loader bias aside, Microsoft’s mobile strategy revolves aroun
Microsoft Experimentó La Difícil Situación De La Era Post-pc
Mientras que en el tren al trabajo, es posible que haya visto a la gente sacar un pequeño dispositivo electrónico que es del tamaño de una baraja de cartas, sólo mucho más delgado, y comenzar a manipular. Lo que están haciendo es probable acceder a su música favorita de vídeo digital y fotos a través del uso de una tableta de pantalla táctil. Algunas personas también pueden trabajar en las tabletas de pantalla táctil, ya que varios modelos tienen una computadora completa móvil incorporado en esta carcasa pequeña, y pueden operar todas las funciones diferentes con sólo tocar la pantalla. Es un poco de un cambio de uso de una computadora de escritorio o una computadora portátil cuando usted hacer el cambio a las tabletas con pantalla táctil. Algunos de los modelos tienen un teclado virtual que se encuentra en la pequeña pantalla, de modo que usted puede pulsar las letras con el dedo para deletrear palabras. Otros tienen un lápiz digital que se puede utilizar para las comuni
Microsoft Expérimenté Le Sort Des Post-pc ère
Microsoft Windows a rencontré des défis les plus graves et de loin. Les téléphones portables et les tablettes PC remplacent les PC, le traitement des tâches informatiques de plus en plus. Cela fait 25 ans depuis la naissance de Windows, mais le développement futur de Microsoft n'a pas diminué. Ce système a des revenus 19 milliards de dollars et 12,3 milliards de profit en dollars de Microsoft l'exercice précédent. Il représente près de la moitié du bénéfice d'exploitation de Microsoft. Mais les recettes de Windows a diminué progressivement au cours des deux derniers trimestres. Dans le même temps, les téléphones mobiles utilisant le système d'exploitation Google Android et l'iPhone d'Apple ont connu un développement rapide cette année et a reçu la faveur d'un grand nombre  de développeurs de logiciels indépendants de tous âges. La demande pour les PC tablette Apple iPad érodé les ventes de PC portables, dont la  plupart ont adopté des systèmes Windows. Selon les données d'une institu
Microsoft Esperienza La Difficile Situazione Del Post-pc Era
Microsoft Windows ha rilevato le sfide più gravi di gran lunga. I telefoni cellulari e tablet PC stanno sostituendo PC, gestione di attività di elaborazione sempre più. Sono passati 25 anni dalla nascita di Windows, ma lo sviluppo futuro di Microsoft non è diminuita. Questo sistema ha portato entrate 19 miliardi di dollari e 12,3 miliardi di utile di dollari dello scorso anno fiscale di Microsoft. Essa rappresenta quasi la metà del risultato di gestione di Microsoft. Ma il fatturato di Windows è diminuita progressivamente negli ultimi due trimestri. Allo stesso tempo, i telefoni cellulari che utilizzano il sistema operativo Google Android e iPhone di Apple hanno raggiunto un rapido sviluppo di quest'anno e ha ricevuto il favore di un gran numero di sviluppatori software indipendenti di tutte le età. La domanda di PC iPad tablet di Apple eroso le vendite di PC portatili, la maggior parte dei quali adottati sistemi Windows. Secondo i dati di un istituto di ricerca, nel quartiere di rec
Microsoft Erfahrene Die Notlage Der Post-pc-Ära
Microsoft Windows begegnet die größten Herausforderungen bei weitem.  Mobiltelefone und Tablet-PCs ersetzen PC, Handhabung mehr und mehr Rechenaufgaben. Es ist 25 Jahre seit der Geburt von Windows, aber Microsoft die zukünftige Entwicklung hat nicht nachgelassen. Dieses System brachte 19  Milliarden Dollar Umsatz und 12,3 Milliarden Dollar Gewinn im letzten Geschäftsjahr von Microsoft Jahr. Er macht fast die Hälfte des operativen Gewinns von Microsoft. Aber Windows Einnahmen sank allmählich in den letzten beiden Quartalen. Zur gleichen Zeit, haben Handys mit dem Google-Betriebssystem Android  und Apples iPhone rasante Entwicklung in diesem Jahr erreicht und erhielt die Gunst einer großen Anzahl von unabhängigen Software-Entwicklern aller Altersstufen. Die Nachfrage nach Apple iPad Tablet-PCs erodiert die Verkäufe von Notebooks, von denen die meisten Windows-Systemen angenommen. Nach den Daten einer Forschungseinrichtung im letzten Quartal die PC-Marktanteil von Windows fiel auf 20-Ja
Microsoft Lance La Nouvelle Génération De Microsoft Office 365 Pour Les Entreprises
Microsoft a annoncé une mise à jour majeure de sa suite de productivité et de collaboration dans le nuage,grossiste chinois en ligne , Microsoft Office 365 pour les entreprises. Ce service en nuage a maintenant de nouvelles fonctionnalités et offres adaptées aux besoins et au budget de n'importe quelle organisation. En plus des services actuels de Lync Online, Exchange Online et SharePoint Online, les utilisateurs peuvent acheter des applications de bureau, avec toutes les capacités fonctionnelles pour un maximum de cinq appareils par utilisateur et toujours à jour. En outre, Office 365 comprend d'importantes améliorations fonctionnelles autant en ce qui concerne le réseautage d'entreprises sociales grace à SharePoint et Yammer. Les nouvelles sont destinés, comme la compagnie dit, pour répondre aux besoins d'un large éventail d'entreprises qui peuvent bénéficier des fonctionnalités d'Office 365 pour améliorer leur productivité et leur compétitivité. Parmi ces développemen
Micromax Móviles Vs Móviles Samsung
Micromax móviles están desafiando hoy las numerosas así como marcas internacionales locales como Samsung y Nokia móvil al ofrecer los teléfonos móviles de bajo presupuesto que se ofrecen con las muchas funciones avanzadas y la última. Micromax móviles han traído la revolución en la industria móvil mediante el uso de su estrategia de precios bajos. Incluso ahora los móviles Samsung han lanzado su gama baja de teléfonos con el fin de satisfacer la demanda de los clientes. No hay duda de que los teléfonos móviles de Samsung son mucho más apreciables marca en el mercado móvil de la India de los móviles Micromax. Móvil de Samsung es la mezcla de la calidad, la credibilidad y fiabilidad y Micromax móviles son conocidos por sólo su precio. Pero sí podemos decir que los móviles Micromax son mucho mejores que las otras marcas de móviles locales en India. Como móvil de Samsung tiene una larga historia de éxito y Micromax móviles ha comenzado su andadura desde los últimos a?os. Samsung Mobile ti
Micromax Mobiles Vs Mobiles Samsung
Micromax mobiles sont aujourd'hui remettent en question les nombreuses ainsi que les marques internationales comme locales mobile Samsung et Nokia mobile en offrant des téléphones mobiles à faible budget qui sont en vedette avec de nombreuses fonctionnalités avancées et plus tard. Mobiles Micromax ont apporté la révolution dans l'industrie mobile en utilisant sa stratégie de prix bas. Même maintenant mobiles Samsung ont lancé sa faible gamme de combinés afin de répondre à la demande des clients. Il ne fait aucun doute que les téléphones mobiles Samsung sont beaucoup plus appréciable marque dans le marché mobile indien de mobiles Micromax. Samsung mobile est le mélange de qualité, la crédibilité et la fiabilité et Micromax mobiles sont connus pour ses prix seulement. Mais oui, nous pouvons dire que les mobiles Micromax sont beaucoup mieux que les autres marques de mobiles locaux en Inde. Comme Samsung mobile a une longue histoire de succès et Micromax mobile a juste commencé son voyage
Micromax Cellulari Vs Cellulari Samsung
Micromax cellulari sono oggi sfidando i numerosi così come i marchi locali e internazionali come Samsung mobile e Nokia mobile, offrendo i telefoni cellulari a basso budget che sono presenti con le molte caratteristiche avanzate e più recenti. Micromax cellulari hanno portato la rivoluzione nel settore mobile utilizzando la propria strategia di prezzi bassi. Anche adesso cellulari Samsung hanno lanciato la sua bassa gamma di cellulari al fine di soddisfare la richiesta di clienti. Non vi è dubbio in quanto i cellulari Samsung sono molto marca apprezzabile nel mercato mobile indiano di Micromax cellulari. Samsung mobile è la miscela di qualità, la credibilità e l'affidabilità e Micromax mobile sono noti solo per il suo prezzo. Ma sì, possiamo dire che i cellulari Micromax sono molto meglio di tutti gli altri marchi locali mobile in India. Come Samsung mobile ha la sua lunga storia di successo e Micromax mobile ha appena iniziato il suo viaggio da ultimi anni. Samsung mobile ha cellular
Micromax Handys Vs Samsung Handys
Micromax Handys sind heute eine Herausforderung, die viele lokale sowie internationale Marken wie Samsung Handy und Nokia Handy, indem sie die niedrigen Budget-Handys, die mit den vielen erweiterten und neuen Funktionen vorgestellt werden. Micromax Handys haben die Revolution in der mobilen Branche gebracht, indem es seine Strategie des niedrigen Preises. Schon jetzt Samsung-Handys haben ihren niedrigen Bereich von Handys gestartet, um den Kunden gerecht zu werden. Es besteht kein Zweifel, dass die Samsung-Handys sind viel nennenswerte Marke in indischen Mobilfunkmarkt als Micromax Handys. Samsung mobile ist die Mischung aus Qualit?t, Glaubwürdigkeit und Zuverl?ssigkeit und Micromax Handy für den Preis nur bekannt. Aber ja, wir k?nnen sagen, dass die Micromax Handys viel besser als die anderen lokalen mobilen Marken in Indien sind. Wie Samsung mobile hat seine lange und erfolgreiche Geschichte und Micromax Handy hat gerade seine Reise von den letzten Jahren begonnen. Samsung Handy hat
Micromax A78 New Dual Sim Android Phone
Atualmente você como um cliente de telefones inteligentes est?o nesta era de internet bastante ciente das características de telefones celulares a serem lan?ados ou fazer ondas já.?Exatamente como um suporte de servi?o ou como um estudante ou um empresário você é especial sobre as características que v?o ao encontro das necessidades da classe ou se??o a que pertence ?Sua consulta técnico-entendido com rela??o a qualquer vantagem Android, características mega pixel camera, a op??o SIM dual standby, processador de 650 MHz, instala??o de armazenamento expansível e conectividade adequada pode ser bem atendida.Neste caso Micromax apresenta-lhe como telefone multitarefa a um pre?o razoável.?A configura??o da vers?o especial Micromax promete multitarefa, experiências de jogo enriquecidas suaves e gráficos brilhantes.?O flash LED apresentar ao lado da camera de 3MP permite capturar imagens com pouca luz.?Além disso, você vai encontrar a sua grande vantagem uma camera secundária
Microsoft Casi Compró Negocio De Teléfonos Móviles De Nokia, Informa Wsj Efox News
Un nuevo informe dice que Microsoft puede haber llegado muy cerca de ser dueño de su propia compañía de teléfonos inteligentes. Microsoft casi llegó a un acuerdo verbal para adquirir el negocio de hardware de telefonía móvil de Nokia a principios de este año, pero las negociaciones han caído a través de, según The Wall Street Journal. Las dos partes se dice que se reunió en Londres en fecha tan reciente como este mes para discutir un acuerdo, pero fuentes dicen que el documento que es poco probable que las discusiones continuarán. Ninguna figura de precios ha sido revelado, pero se informó que se habría utilizado en efectivo en poder de Microsoft fuera de los EE.UU., telemoveis baratos lo que requiere la empresa para tomar una pérdida fiscal significativo. Las dos compañías han trabajado estrechamente durante los últimos dos años desde que Nokia decidió hacer de Windows Phone su "estrategia inteligente principal" en 2011. En una reciente entrevista, senior Windows Phone ge
Microsoft Sued By Shareholders Poor Surface-rt Sales Due To
Several shareholders sue Microsoft because the company got too late informs the public about the poor sales of his surface RT tablets. A US law firm in Massachusetts today filed a class action lawsuit against Microsoft in a District Court. Several shareholders have joined forces and claim damages from the Redmond company now. The reason: Microsoft got too late informs the public about the poor sales of his Tablet pc models surface RT. As the law firm Robbins Geller Rudman & Dowd explain in an official statement the company have offend against the Securities Exchange Act. The law was enacted in 1934 and offers a basis for securities trading in the United States. According to the statement of claim, Microsoft have published "false and misleading" information in April. In the annual report for the third quarter, Microsoft presented a record result with a sales increase by 18 percent to $ 20,489 billion. RT sales are probably well below plan surface While there were no o
Microsoft's Acquisition Of Nokia's Smart Phone Business Is A Win-win
September 5 , according to foreign media reports, Nokia in early July when the decision to acquire Nokia Siemens Networks 50% stake, which in and of itself is a relatively large move , pursuant to which Nokia will be fully control its revenue the main contribution of sectors and profits . Nokia Siemens Networks worth? Last quarter, it appears again profitable, revenue is higher than Nokia devices division , and for the latter's net cash position increased by $ 1.85 billion of capital. When Microsoft announced a $ 7.2 billion purchase price of the Nokia smart phone 4GB ROM moviles smart phone related departments and the right to use patented 10 years later, the two companies will fundamentally change. Given Microsoft's desire to enter the mobile industry , Nokia plans to focus on such as NSN lucrative market to, the transaction coincided with the two companies aim to fit. Stephen Elop (Stephen Elop) will resign as Nokia CEO and director positions in favor of equipment and
Mic: Tablet Pc Industry In Taiwan This Year, Shipments Will Grow 24.5%
Information Institute for Information Industry estimates that in 2013 the global PC (PC) shipments of about 306 million units, down 4.1 percent compared with last year, is expected in 2014, is expected to surge in the commercial replacement driven by the global PC market will turn slightly positive growth trend, but this slight slow growth trend will continue until 2017, the market scale of development show a slow stagnation phenomenon. For Information Industry Consultant Zhoushi Xiong said that in 2013 the PC market by the Android Tablet PC 2013 global economic recovery is slow, Tablet PC (Tablet) products continues to expand growth, the consumer market has declined significantly in Europe and America and other factors, will show negative growth trend, the overall rate of decline than the Desktop (DT) is more obvious. Looking ahead, it is expected in the new platform and new product specifications gradually into the market after the end-consumer market will stimulate dema
Mic Vader
I rep sets from east to west So you best wear a vest I verbally molest Any garbage ass MC In front of me Bitch please You ain't bringin' shit But a rotten dick And STD's Stay fuckin' them hoodrats Stay doin' what your good at Like havin' wack ass style Got more talent in my backyard In that dogshit over there in that  pile Straight out of Ohio But still screamin' MOTHERFUCK JOE ARPAIO   Mic Vader, I am your father hater This is the Raptor side of the force I'll see you later When I come back with my death star and call you out by name You're in a world of sith, I sense a disturbance in the game   I'm in the 480 Gettin' fellatio In a laredo With more guns than that movie With Danny Trejo Your style is gay yo Out battle me? Shit, You prayin' and wishin' My style is a motherfuckin' fatality Mortal Kombat FINISH HIM You need to put the mic down dogg I think you have an addiction Call up Dr. Drew so we can have an intervention Wack ass MC rehab, and I'll
Mid-april Sundays In A Temperate Ithaca
are the happiest Sundays... nope, doesn't scan... won't hit the top 10 charts at this rate. Have to find a better rhyme scheme. Starting with a rhyme. (and it is getting temperate if not hot! Finally. It was snowing very recently.) Erm. Meant to say, woke up early again, but am in a rather good mood, and after I get some breakfast will get ready for a matinee movie outing with a movie group I'm part of in about an hour-and. (And as to the title "Blog 2 of...", it has a lot more to do with penguins and the "PenguinBlog" blog than with the rabbit- Cleo, the dearly departed-'s image that I'm using just at the moment... as in, PenguinBlog, instalment 2!) Eric
Mid-afternoon Whine
I need to be sleeping. I should be asleep. I keep going back and forth from the bed to whatever distraction. I have to be at work in two & a half hours, till 7am. Don't know why I said yes to coming in early. I'm a sucker? Hopefully I don't get asked again if I want to work an extra night every week because I will probably say yes to that too. It's not that it is a bad job: I rarely have anything to do, I got to take a nap last night. I just don't want to be there. I took the job because I thought it would look good on my resume going into criminal investigations, but since I am rethinking that direction hard here, this job will only become a nuisance. I'm holding on till I have some wheels though. I hate this job-jumping. It was bad enough when it was a new job every year because of moving around, but this is the fourth job I've had since moving down here. If I do start in on the job hunt here again, I am going to be very picky so I can hold onto it till graduation (if we stay in this
Mid Afternoon Break
"Oh, do I need a break," Constance Walker sighed while pushing away from her desk and stretching her aching muscles, "it's almost two o'clock, where does the time go!?!" As CEO of a large importing business, the crush of paper work and the constant pressure to keep things moving ahead would sap the strength of even the most experienced business man!!! Constance made a quick note on her note pad before donning her coat and heading out of the office for a two hour break but first, she stopped momentarily at her secretary's desk and offered, "I'm going to be out of the office for a couple of hours, Jenny, so if they're are any calls just take a message and I'll get back to them later this afternoon, and by the way make sure that the Asian invoices are on my desk for tomorrow morning's meeting!!!" Down on the street in front of her office building, Constance hailed a cab and gave the driver and address on the near north side, and while it was only a ten minute ride, for once they weren't
Mid August Auction!! Come Bid On Me
> > > > > > > > WoW!!! ~ WoW!!! ~ WoW!!! > IT'S THE AUGUST AMAZING FU'S AUCTION!!! > > > > I'M UP FOR AUCTION!!!! > > SO COME ON AND BID, BID, BID!!! RATE MY PIC AS WELL! > WHOEVER ENDS UP WITH THE MOST PIC RATES WILL WIN A > BLING PACK FROM THE HOSTESS!!! > > > > I'M DEFINITELY WORTH IT AND WILL LUV YOU UP LOTS IF YOU'RE > THE LUCKY OWNER!!! > > SO STOP WAITING ALREADY AND GOOOOOO BID!!! > >> >
The Middle Urinal
To all you guys out there. I have just a few words for you: Stop using the middle urinal! Whether you're first into the bathroom, or last. There is no reason for anyone to use the middle urinal. If you're first, pick a side. Give the next man a place to pee without having to rub thighs with you. If you're last, use the stall. Don't try to cram in between me and the other person who are following the rules of a one urinal buffer. It's very simple, with a three urinal system the middle one is there for just show. So guys, from now on, when you walk into a bathroom and you see that middle urinal open. Either pick a side, or hit the stall, because that urinal is off limits.
Middle Finger Picture
I am looking for a picture of a middle finger. You know a gesture of the bird. I know I have seen pictures on here before like that. So to save myself time in trying to hunt them down I thought I would just put this out there. If you have one let me know. Thank you in advance for your help.
Middle Name
Write in your middle name and next to each letter write what it means according to the alphebet!!!! L : Unbelievably great in bed. L : Unbelievably great in bed. E : loves to be kissed. A : you like to drink. B : You like people. C : You are really silly. D : one in a million. E : loves to be kissed. F : You are dead sexy. G : You never let people tell you what to do. H : You have a very good personality,looks and a very good kisser I : Great in bed. J : People Adore you K : You're wild and crazy. L : Unbelievably great in bed. M : best kisser ever. N: You like to drink. O: awesome kisser. P : You are popular with all types of people. Q : You are a hypocrite. R : Fuckin crazy. S : Easy to fall in love with. T : You're loyal to those you love. U : You really like to chill. V : You are not judgemental. W : You are very broad minded. X : You never let people tell you what to do. Y : best boy/girl friend any one can ask for. Z : Always ready. Delete the
The Middle Wife
The Middle Wife By an Anonymous 2nd grade teacher I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second-grade classroom. When I was a kid, I loved show-and-tell. So I always have a few sessions with my students. It helps them get over shyness and usually, show- and-tell is pretty tame. Kids bring in pet turtles, model airplanes, pictures of fish they catch, stuff like that. And I never, ever place any boundaries or limitations on them. If they want to lug it in to school and talk about it, they're welcome. Well, one day this little girl, Erica, a very bright, very outgoing kid, takes her turn and waddles up to the front of the class with a pillow stuffed under her sweater. She holds up a snapshot of an infant. "This is Luke, my baby brother, and I'm going to tell you about his birthday. First, Mom and Dad made him as a symbol of their love, and then Dad put a s
The Middle Wife
I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second-grade classroom. When I was a kid, I loved show-and-tell. So I always have a few sessions with my students. It helps them get over shyness and usually, show- and-tell is pretty tame. Kids bring in pet turtles, model airplanes, pictures of fish they catch, stuff like that. And I never, ever place any boundaries or limitations on them. If they want to lug it in to school and talk about it, they're welcome. Well, one day this little girl, Erica, a very bright, very outgoing kid, takes her turn and waddles up to the front of the class with a pillow stuffed under her sweater. She holds up a snapshot of an infant. "This is Luke, my baby brother, and I'm going to tell you about his birthday. First, Mom and Dad made him as a symbol of their love, and then Dad put a seed in my Mom's stomach, and Luke grew in there. He ate for nine months
Middle East
~ Middle Schoolers Suspended For Sex In Class ~
I TELL YA I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS SHIT, IF I STILL HAD KIDS IN SCHOOL MY ASS WOULD BE DOWN THERE KICKING SOMEBODYS ASS!!!! PEOPLE THESE ARE 10-11-12 YEARS OLD IF YOU HAVE KIDS THAT YOUNG LOOK AT THEM SETTING ACROSS THE DINNER TABLE AND TELL ME WHAT WOULD YOU THINK IF THERE WERE HAVEING SEX IN SCHOOL!!!!!! A Michigan school has suspended two students who reportedly had sex under a table during class. Kennedy Middle School in St. Clair Shores, Mich., is conducting an investigation into the inappropriate behavior of two of its students. Officials say two eighth-grade students were caught having sex under a science lab table in the back of the classroom last week. The class and teacher were reportedly involved in an exercise, so they didn't notice the students' behavior. "I've been in this business for 30 years and I'm appalled," said John Brackett, the superintendent of the school district. Brackett said he hopes parents will use this experience to open a dialogue w
The Middle East
This is in reply to the British soldiers. First of all the diplomacy bullshit needs to stop. The military forces of the United States and England have enough firepower in the area to completely wipe the middle east off the face of the earth. I can't understand why we are trying to give someone a better way of life when they don't want it. I support the troops 100%. What I don't understand is why don't we get our guys to safety and start dropping bombs until there is not even any dust to settle. There are very few innocent people that live there. The camel jockeys are a hazard to world peace. IMHO take our guys out of there get our ships out of there and let the killers of the deep do there job from 150' beneath the sea then in a couple of hundred years from now we could go in and get the oil and would not have to worry about getting killed in the process. Am I in a bad damn mood today yes. While we are at it let me strap my second ex-wife to the tip of the first one that is launched so
Middle Brother
my brother youre my brother you bring joy to me you may do something wrong from time to time but you admitt when they are wrong you pay for what they have done youre my brother who has a way of making people laugh even when they dont want to laugh you brings joy to people around you people you called your friends turned their back on you when things got bad you makes me mad from time to time you makes things right when all is done and over with youre my brother who might not be there all the time but you is here in our hearts when you are away we love you you may be a pain youre my brother brings joy to the family you brings pain to the family when you does something wrong you goes away for awhile but you is here with us around the holidays in our hearts some people call you the black sheep of the family but in our hearts you is the same as the rest of us you dont get to see his neice grow to a young girl my brother makes up for what you does you may be a pai
Midday Pleasures
Mid day Pleasures of the Flesh... WHat a Bitch Grouchy, elitist, jumping down everyone's throat Ah lunch time fast approaches An hour away form the Dragon Lady Take a Late Lunch Work for you to do Smiles from departiong co-workers As I march to her office, pissed beyond words As the last person departed for lunch she locked her office door Curtains drawn, lights low Ths began her transformation Handing me a taste of sweet blueberry brandy Dream or reality, Is this the dragon Lady? I said you have work to do, Drink it! Doing as she commanded, intrigued Stripping with the grace of a eagle and the prowess of a Lioness My body on fire, and under her spell Yet told not to touch or undress Mama commands and demands Be a Good Boy and Mama will reward you Her long flowing hair, grogeous breasts, glistened sex Divine Perfection, Envy of the Universe My own prowess and control betrayed me My mind, body, soul, in tune with and under her control STan
The Middle Wife
>Subject: {Spam?} The Middle Wife > >The "Middle Wife" by an Anonymous 2nd grade teacher >I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but >the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second-grade classroom >a few years back. >When I was a kid, I loved show-and-tell. So I always have a few sessions >with my students. It helps them get over shyness and usually, show-and-tell >is pretty tame. Kids bring in pet turtles, model airplanes, pictures of fish >they catch, stuff like that. >And I never, ever place any boundaries or limitations on them. If they want >to lug it in to school and talk about it, they're welcome. >Well, one day this little girl, Erica, a very bright, very outgoing kid, >takes her turn and waddles up to the front of the class with a pillow stuffed >under her sweater. >She holds up a snapshot of an infant. "This is Luke, my baby brother, and >I'm going to tell you about his birthday." >"First, Mom and Dad made
Middle Ways Thru This Psycho's Killings
The Middle Of Summer
Burning ash settles, sticks in my lungs like grass stains. Thorns peel away the skin of my feet, water flowing across a rough stage. I move closer, beneath canvas blocking the sun. Like a statue I'm solid, pure and alone. A frenzy of flowers clash into bloom.
The Middle Finger
so why is it there are always alot of people with pics on here give the bird in there profile pics? is it to show some attiude or what?
Middlesex
So, I just finished reading this AMAZING book (I read a lot, so when I call a book amazing, it usually is). As the subject of my blog implies, it is called Middlesex and is by Jeffrey Eugenides. I don't usually post blogs to tell people about a good book, but, as this website has no book section for our profiles, I thought I might write a little about it. The book is about Calliope, a girl who is born "intersexed" because of a strange recessant gene in her family. Somehow, the doctor doesn't realize that she was born this way. She is raised as a girl and doesn't find out until she is fourteen, and going through puberty, that she is actually more male than female. There is a lot more to the story, and it tells the tale of three differant generations, rather than just the main charactors. It follows her grandparents (who are brother and sister) as they immigrate from Greece to the US, continues to the story of her parents (who are second cousins), and then finally tells Calliope's
Middle Aged Women Humor
1.Mid-life is when the growth of hair on our legs slows down.This gives us plenty of time to care for our newly acquired mustache. 2.Middle age spread doesn't exist.."I'm not fat,just short for my weight." 3.In mid-life women no longer have upper arms,we have wing spans.We are no longer women in sleeveless shirts,we are flying squirrels in fashion clothing. 4.Mid-life is when you can stand naked in front of a mirror and see your rear without turning around. 5.Mid-life is when you go for a mammogram and you realize that this is the only time someone will ask you to appear topless. 6.Mid-life is when you want to grab every firm,young,lovely lady in a tube top and scream,"LISTEN HONEY,EVEN THE ROMAN EMPIRE FELL AND THOSE WILL TOO!!!" 7.Mid-life brings wisdom to know that life throws us curves,and we're sitting on our biggest one. 8.Mid-life is when you look at your-know-it-all-cell phone carrying teenager with an attitude and think:"For thi
Middle Eastern Chicken Sloppy Joe
Difficulty: Easy Prep Time: 10 minutes Cook Time: 15 minutes Yield: 4 servings tablespoon extra-virgin olive oil 1 bunch scallions (white and green parts separate), thinly sliced 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon 1 teaspoon kosher salt Freshly ground black pepper to taste 2 cloves garlic, minced 2 medium tomatoes, diced 1/4 cup golden raisins 1 pound lean ground chicken 1/4 cup plain low-fat yogurt 1/3 cup pine nuts, toasted 4 (4-inch) whole wheat pitas with pockets, tops trimmed and warmed Suggested servings: sliced tomato and cucumbers Heat olive oil in a medium skillet over medium heat, add the scallion whites cinnamon, salt, and pepper, and cook until tender, about 5 minutes. Stir in the garlic, tomato, and raisins and cook over high heat until mixture is almost dry, about 6 minutes. Add the chicken and cook stirring until meat is cooked through, about 5 to 6 minutes. Remove from the heat and stir in the green part of the scallions, yogurt, and pine nuts. Serve mixture
Middle Fingers In Pics.
When I rate various pictures, I notice that about 1 in every 10 pictures has a person or cartoon character holding up his/her middle finger. Why do people do that? It isn't funny, but ugly. It is rude and not polite. It is the "adult" version of a kid sticking his/her tongue out at you. There is enough rudeness, ugliness and hurtfulness in the world already. We don't need it here.
Middleweight Division Kelly Pavlik & Jermain Taylor For Second Battle On Pay Per View
KELLY PAVLIK & JERMAIN TAYLOR RELOAD FOR SECOND BATTLE SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 16, at MGM GRAND in LAS VEGAS LIVE on PAY-PER-VIEW Tickets Go On Sale This Saturday! LAS VEGAS, NEV. (November 21, 2007) -- The storied middleweight division has been rife with legendary rivalries. In the ‘40s Rocky Graziano had Tony Zale, in the ‘50s Sugar Ray Robinson, Carmen Basilio, and Gene Fullmer had each other and in the ‘60s Nino Benvenuti had Emile Griffith. However, for the past 40 years the middleweight division has endured a void -- great champions without great championship rivalries. Until now. Boxing’s two best middleweights -- undefeated world champion KELLY “THE GHOST” PAVLIK and once-defeated former world champion JERMAIN “BAD INTENTIONS” TAYLOR -- will resume their ring-war hostilities, this time at 166 pounds, when they face-off in a battle of epic proportions. Boasting a combined record of 59-1-1 (46 KOs) -- a sterling winning percentage approaching 97% and victory by
Middle Man
"Middle Man" Well he's not necessarily trying to say that he minds it But someone plays evil tricks on that kid Well he's not necessarily trying to say god can't be trusted But someone plays evil tricks on that kid And certain situations scream for deviations But somehow he always gets stuck in the middle Of this and that and man he should try less Because every time he's rejected man he loses affection But don't we all, don't we just got to give a little time Maybe give a friend a call instead of making him confused What a terrible thing for you to do What an awful thing for you to say What a terrible thing for you to relay Well I know some people's they got a little less than nothing But still find some to spare And other people got more than they could use But they don't share And some people got problems man They got awful complications Other people got perfect situations With no provocation But don't we all, don't we just got to g
Mid Day Matinee
THE MID-DAY MATINEE TRAIN EVER JUST FEEL LIKE CUDDLING UP ON THE COUCH AND WATCHIN A GOOD MOVIE? ONE THAT WARMS THE HEART OR MAKES YOU LAUGH UNTIL IT HURTS OR ONE THAT HAS LOTS OF ACTION AND SUSPENSE. MAYBE SCARY OR DRAMATIC ARE MORE YOUR TASTE, EITHER WAY WE ALL LOVE SOME MOVIE OUT THERE. SO HOP ON BOARD THE MID-DAY MATINEE TRAIN AND COME CUDDLE UP AND WATCH A MOVIE. FIRST GO TO THE FOLDER FOR MID-DAY MATINEE PICKS. START WITH THE FIRST PIC AND LEAVE A COMMENT ON THE LAST TELLING ME YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE. JUST ADD FAN AND RATE ALL THOSE BEFORE YOU ON THE TRAIN. BE SURE TO LEAVE A COMMENT TELLING THEM YOU WANT TO WATCH A MOVIE WITH THEM OR SOMETHING OF THE NATURE. IF YOU ALREADY HAVE THEM ADDED RATED AND FANNED JUST LEAVE THEM A COMMENT. WHEN YOU ARE DONE MESSAGE ME AND YOU WILL BE ADDED TO THE BLOG AND BULLETIN AND A TAG WILL BE MADE FOR YOU!! YOUR CONDUCTOR ON THIS TRAIN IS ME THE JADED ONE!! ▲►Ĵådəd Ô
Middle Class
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The Middle Wife
The 'Middle Wife' by an Anonymous 2nd grade teacher I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second grade classroom a few years back. When I was a kid, I loved show-and-tell. So I always have a few sessions with my students.. It helps them get over shyness and usually, show-an d-tell is pretty tame. Kids bring in pet turtles, model airplanes, pictures of fish they catch, stuff like that. And I never, ever place any boundaries or limitations on them. If they want to lug it in to school and talk about it, they're welcome. Well, one day this little girl, Erica, a very bright, very outgoing kid, takes her turn and waddles up to the front of the class with a pillow stuffed under her sweater. She holds up a snapshot of an infant. 'This is Luke, my baby brother, and I'm going to tell you about his birthday.' 'First, Mom and Dad made him as a symbol of their love, and then Da
The Middle Wife
The ‘Middle Wife’ by an Anonymous 2nd grade teacher I’ve been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second grade classroom a few years back. When I was a kid, I loved show-and-tell. So I always have a few sessions with my students. It helps them get over shyness and usually show-and-tell is pretty tame. Kids bring in pet turtles, model airplanes, pictures of fish they catch, stuff like that. And I never, ever place any boundaries or limitations on them. If they want to lug it in to school and talk about it, they’re welcome. Well, one day this little girl, Erica, a very bright, very outgoing kid, takes her turn and waddles up to the front of the class with a pillow stuffed under her sweater. She holds up a snapshot of an infant. “This is Luke, my baby brother, and I’m going to tell you about his birthday.” “First, Mom and Dad made him as a symbol of their love, and then Dad put a seed
The 'middle Wife'
              The 'Middle Wife'             by an Anonymous 2nd grade teacher   I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second grade classroom a few years back.   When I was a kid, I loved show-and-tell. So I always have a few sessions with my students. It helps them get over shyness and usually, show-and-tell is pretty tame. Kids bring in pet turtles, model airplanes, pictures of fish they catch, stuff like that. And I never, ever place any boundaries or limitations on them. If they want to lug it in to school and talk about it, they're welcome.   Well, one day this little girl, Erica, a very bright, very outgoing kid, takes her turn and waddles up to the front of the class with a pillow stuffed under her sweater.   She holds up a snapshot of an infant. 'This is Luke, my baby brother, and I'm going to tell you about his birthday.'   'First, Mom and Dad made him as a symbol of their lov
Middle- Class, Cap And Trade And You
Wow!  home owners take note & tell your friends and relatives who are home owners!!! Beginning 1 year after enactment of the Act, you won't be able to sell your home unless you retrofit it to comply with the energy and water efficiency standards of this Act.       More change you can believe in.....The Cap and Trade bill passed in the House and now is in the Senate. A lot has been said about the enormous tax hit and energy price hikes to every tax payer that will follow this bill, but not much has been leaked about the impact on your ability to sell and maintain your home. Ha, read on.....   H.R. 2454, the "Cap & Trade" bill passed last week by the House of Representatives, if also passed by the Senate, will be the largest tax increase any of us has ever experienced. The Congressional Budget Office (supposedly non-partisan) estimates that in just a few years the
Middle Tennessee Flood Awareness
Did you know that the United States just experienced one of the worst natural disasters in it's recorded history? Maybe not. Because the news coverage on this event has been short and in many cases, non-existant. This past weekend, the South experienced torrential downpours and heavy thunderstorms that dropped an unprecendented 13+ inches of rain in a 48 hour period, breaking the previous record from 1979 of 6.68 inches of rain in 48 hours. That's almost twice the amount of the previous record. The rivers couldn't handle it anymore. They were already swelled from the large amount of rain the area received almost two weeks ago and there was no time for the waters to receed. Particularily of note is the Cumberland River, which winds it's way down through downtown Clarksville (where I live), through the farmlands and residential areas of Northern Tennessee, to Nashville, past the Grand Ole Opry, past the Titan's LP Field in downtown Music City and then continuing South through the rural
Middle Of The Road
So many times brilliant lyrics take a back seat to an awesome tune....I am providing the lyrics here for all that are interested.  Chrissie Hynde is a fucking genius.....the PRETENDERS were an under-rated band as far as I am concerned. Middle of the road Is trying to find me Well I'm standing in the middle of life With my pains behind me   But I got a smile For everyone I meet As long as you don't try dragging my bay And dropping the bomb on my street   Now just come on baby Oh get in the road Oh come on now In the middle of the road yeah   In the middle of the road You see the darndest things Like fat cats driving around in Jeeps through the city Wearing big diamond rings and silk suits   Past corrugated tin shacks holed up with kids And man I don't mean a Hampstead nursery But when you own a big chunk of the bloody third world The babies just come with the scenery   Oh come on baby Get in the road Oh come on now In the middle of the road yeah   One two
Middle Age Texting Codes:
MIDDLE AGE TEXTING CODES:ATD -at the doctor. BFF -best friend fell. BTW -bring the wheelchair. BYOT -bring your own teeth. FWIW -forgot where I was. GGPBL -gotta go, pacemaker battery low. GHA -got heartburn again. IMHO -is my hearing aid on? LMDO -laughing my dentures out. OMMR -on my massage recliner. ROFLACGU -rolling on floor laughing and can't get up. TTYL -talk to you louder! 
Middle-est: Israel Prepares Against Egypt Border Threats
More on November24.info February 5 2012( ), Karakal Battalion Stationed on the South Border between Israel and Mytzchaym.Karakal is a Both Gender Soldiers Battalion founded in the Year 2000 for Volunteer Female Combat Soldiers.Intensive Training and Exercises are lead to be Ready so that the Moment when Facing The Ennemi will be with Confidence, Proffesionalism and No Mistake whatsoever.Mistakes that cause Wounds and sometimes Death.More in the Sources...Sources: "IDF:http://www.idf.il/1283-14787-en/Dover.aspx".   
Middle-est: Lean Years To Come
More on November24.info February 19 2012, according to PM Netanyahu, Difficult year would be possibly coming towards Israel and The World in general: For Israel: Economic Difficulties, Defense Difficulties and therefore Security Difficulties. Security with a coming Islamist Wave or Revolution that might bring more Terrorist Attacks on Israel and Jews. After 30 years of Great Profit, may be coming according to Studies 30 years of Lean and Poor Market Exportation Oportunities to Israel. Because of that, Defense Expenses are gona raise making our Security costs much higher. We, of course, are supported by Many other Democraties, Democraties Themselves that are going to go through the same Difficulties. Our Economic Growth has helped, is helping and will be hopefully helping with The Defense Expenses. Economic Growth that must keep going. Growth that must keep, by Expanding our Exportations, by Exporting more and more Goods towards the New Markets like China for Exemple. By makin
Middle Name Thanks To Jslinsd
Soul Urge: People with the name Kilipaki have a deep inner desire to use their abilities in leadership, and to have personal independence. They would rather focus on large, important issues, and delegate the details. Expression: People with the name Kilipaki value community and balance, and are dependable and considerate. They often tend to gravitate to occupations where they can act as peacemakers or negotiators, or fulfill these roles among their friends and family. They tend to be conventional, responsible, family-oriented, warm and affectionate. They sometimes worry obsessively about those they care for. They work for harmony and balance in their lives, and respond positively to beautiful things
The Middle By Lucroy
BOSTON -- After deciding to bring back Bostons aging Big Three for another run at the NBA title, Danny Ainge knew he needed to surround it with more talent. Roddy White Black Jersey . The Celtics general manager settled on former Dallas Mavericks shooting guard Jason Terry as one of the key pieces. Terry has reportedly agreed to a three-year deal for $15 million that is only waiting for the NBAs moratorium on free agent signings to be lifted on July 11 for the deal to be finalized. Brandon Bass has reportedly agreed to a three-year deal that is also being held up until the signing date. That gives Boston back its third-leading scorer, a 6-foot-8 forward who averaged 12.5 points in his first season with the Celtics. Terry, who is one of the leagues top 3-point shooters, would not keep the Celtics from bringing back Ray Allen. The 36-year-old Allen has also met with the Miami Heat, but salary cap rules allow Boston to offer him more money. "We really want Ray to come back," Ainge said th
The Middle Class
The Middle Class In America Is Being Wiped Out – Here Are 60 Facts That Prove It     Michael Snyderthetruthwins.comJanuary 13, 2013 The middle class in the United States is being systematically destroyed, and nobody is doing much of anything to stop it.  Our incomes are shrinking, our share of the income pie is at an all-time low, our jobs are being sent overseas, debt burdens have soared to unprecedented heights and millions of formerly middle class Americans have fallen into poverty.  America once had the largest and most vibrant middle class that the world has ever seen, but now it is rapidly being shredded.  Unfortunately, this is particularly true for you
Mid-evil Pick-up Lines
Hi ya Princess, like to see my longsword in action? Every second of every hour of every day is like a thousand knives of fire stabbing me in the heart. I long for thee incessantly, so much that mine sorrow seems without surcease. My alliteration is small comfort next to the warm gaze of thine azure eyes. I crave the comfort of thine embrace like some lost child cold and alone in the dark So, like you wanna fuck? You wanna go upstairs and see my Holy Grail? I like the cut of your jib. If I were that horse, I'd rather you mounted me without the saddle. Wizard: You know, my hat isn't the only thing that's pointed. Thy breastplate is wondrous! Wouldst thou hold my polearm whilst I attempt to light thy fire? Dost thou practice safe hex? Dost thou know? That chastity belt of yours would look great on my sleeping chambers' floor. I had to swim the moat to get to you fair maiden. So, would you like to see my breaststroke? Wench: What's that sound? Knight: Tha
Midevil Love Letters Recipe (?)
Midevil Love Letters recipe (?) 125g rice flour 35g plain flour 155g granulated sugar 1 1/2 cups coconut milk (from 1 coconut) 2 eggs 2 egg yolks Sift rice and plain flour into a mixing bowl. Add in sugar and slowly add the coconut milk. Stir until smooth then add the eggs and egg yolks. Whisk until well blended. Strain the batter. Lightly grease love letter moulds with a piece of muslin cloth dipped in oil. Heat mould over charcoal fire. When heated, place the moulds open over a bowl of batter and pour a ladelful of batter onto the mould. Close the mould tightly and bake over charcoal fire for about half a minute on each side. When golden in colour, remove and immediately fold into a quarter. Press lightly with a tin cover to level the surface. Cool and store in an air-tight container or tin. mould means you mold it with your hands. Please, let us know if you try this and how it turnd out. why or why not? TY. ok?
Mid-eastern Oil
THIS IS NOT THE 'DON'T BUY' GAS FOR ONE DAY, BUT IT WILL SHOW YOU HOW WE CAN GET GAS BACK DOWN TO $1.30 PER GALLON. This was sent by a retired Coca Cola executive. It came from one of his engineer buddies who retired from Halliburton, now that company name sounds like a new one. If you are tired of the gas prices going up AND they will continue to rise this summer, take time to read this please. Phillip Hollsworth offered this good idea. This makes MUCH MORE SENSE than the "don't buy gas on a certain day" campaign that was going around last April or May! It's worth your consideration. Join the resistance!!!! I hear we are going to hit close to $ 4.00 a gallon by next summer and it might go higher!! Want gasoline prices to come down? We need to take some intelligent, united action. The oil companies just laughed at that because they knew we wouldn't continue to "hurt" ourselves by refusing to buy gas . It was more of an inconvenience to us tha
Mideast Reels As Hunger Outgrows Oil Earnings
Source: Financial Times For years, food policy in the Middle East and North Africa was very simple: hydrocarbon exports paid for carbohydrate imports. Rising agricultural commodities prices and a large population increase mean that the traditional policy is now untenable even if crude oil trades at about $120 a barrel, forcing countries in the region, including Saudi Arabia, to reconsider how it feeds its population. “The region has woken up to the new food market reality,” says Abdolreza Abbassian, an expert at the Food and Agriculture Organisation in Rome. The FAO estimates the region’s cereals import bill will hit $22.6bn this year (£11.4bn, €14.5bn), a 40 per cent increase on 2007. Since 2000, it has jumped almost 170 per cent. The rising bill is the latest signal of the looming food crisis hanging over the Middle East and north Africa, the region of the world most dependent on imports of food staples. Jonathan Calland, of Tilda, India’s largest ex­porter of basmati r
Midevil Times
Midevil timesNightly gestures on morning tideChivalry tested on horses strideEvening weeps of womens beautyMorning dew upon fruits of bountySleeping stars in the velvet skyShining brightly and loving spryPetals dance upon the morning breezeYour loving embrace i must seizeWith you the enbodyment of lifeShall you never know a heavy strifeRounds of tears and joyful laughterFall to upon your ears ever afterFar off a distant landtime swept like falling sandMeadows flowers dance to tuneTowns crumbling far to soonAll of the things may come to beFor countrymen, counts, and marquisNo matter how much love is keptThings may fall to the darkness depth.Brad A ChristopherCopyright ©2007 Brad A Christopher
Midfielder Was Taken Down By Houstons Bo
HOUSTON -- The Montreal Impacts first season in Major League Soccer wont include a trip to the post-season. Montreal needed a victory Saturday to remain in the hunt for the final playoff spot in the Eastern Conference, but suffered a disappointing 1-1 tie with the Houston Dynamo in a game that Impact head coach Jesse Marsch felt his team should have won. Sanna Nyassi scored in the 66th minute to tie the game at 1-1, but when he drove into the box in the 85th minute, the Montreal midfielder was taken down by Houstons Bobby Boswell. Marsch, who was ejected after protesting the non-call, thought there should have been a penalty kick awarded on the play. "They battled and they deserved to win tonight," Marsch said. "We got a couple breaks. They hit the post. We battled like hell to clear balls off the line, throwing their bodies in front of plays. Thats what it takes on the road. Thats what it takes against teams like this. "In the end, that is a penalty on Sanna Nyassi. Print
Midget Love
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three feet tall, but they were attracted to each other. After a few drinks, the two went back to the tall woman's apartment. "I can't imagine what it will be like making love to a midget," said the woman, "especially with the size difference and all." "Just take off your clothes, lie back on the bed, spread your legs, and close your eyes," said the midget. The woman did as she was told, and soon she felt the biggest thing she had ever experienced inside her. Within a few minutes, the woman had climaxed eight times. "If you think was good," said the midget with a smirk, "just wait till I get BOTH legs in there!"
The Midget
Subject: The Texas Midget The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time. The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem. The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look so the midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him. The doctor put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia."Aha!" mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again. "Aha!" said the doctor once more. The doctor then reached for his surgical scissors. Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side... Then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side. The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the midget to walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt. The midget was absolutely delig
The Midget
A midget in Texas went to the doctor because his testicles hurt and ached almost all the time. The doctor told him to drop his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him. The doc put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia. "Hmmmm" mumbled the doc and, as he put his finger under the right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again. "Hmmmmm, I see the problem" said the doctor again, and reached for his surgical scissors. Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side, then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side. The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the midget to hop down off the table and pull his pants up and walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still ached. The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his testicles were no longer
.midget.madness.
so im sittin here...not really payin attention to the television cuz im kind of engrossed in intermittant conversation... and im eating a snack of fuji apples..sliced...chunky peanut butter n some dates...n i look up... n theres this midget...n then i cant find the remote to change the channel...cuz 'little people' just freak me out...dunno why...whatever...when the other person on the screen pulls out this huge gun...n SHOOTS HIM so im all *whew* ok dead midget...but no. it gets up. so now theres a zombie midget. i dont know what this show is. i dont know where my remote is. and theres peanut butter stuck to the roof of my mouth. gah.
Midgets: Why They Would Make Good Pets
Midgets. Gotta love 'em! Most people don't agree with me when I say that midgets would make good pets. Actually, they tend to look at me like I'm a freakin' psycho! They just don't get it. A well trained pet that could perform better "tricks" than most other pets. Here we go. Midgets: Why They Would Make Good Pets 1. Already house trained. 2. They can clean up after themselves. 3. They can hold down the fort while you leave on vacation. 4. They can refill their own water dish. 5. They're midgets... and your pet. How cool is that!? 6. You can make a joke that your pet is a mini-you... and it causes good Mike Myers flashbacks. 7. You can make them do the housework. 8. Don't feel like cooking? Chef Stubby to the rescue! 9. You can dress them in costumes and have them wrestle other midgets. 10. If you find a good quality helmet, you can throw them! Midgets: Why They Would Not Make Good Pets 1. If you tell them to clean up after themselves,
Midget On A Tricycle
http://www.sluthead.com/1923_Suck_My_Cock_Or_I'll_Sue_.html type that in it's pretty fucking hilarious.
Midget Revenge
A midget walks into a bar and orders a beer. After a few drinks a tall, muscular, Asian man walks in and karate chops the midget in the back saying, "That's a fist from Vietnam." The midget is surprised but decides to just ignore it. After gulping down a beer the Asian man comes back kicks the midget in the face and says, "That's a foot from China." This time the midget is pissed and decides to leave. The Asian man sits down and orders a few rounds and gets really drunk cursing at the other men in the bar. The midget returned fifteen minutes later and hits the man over the head knocking him out. As the midget sits down again he says, "When he wakes up tell him that was a crowbar from Sears."
Midget Surgery
There was a midget down in texas who complained to hi buddy that his testicles ached almost all the time. As he was always complaining about his problem, his friend finally suggested that he go to a doctor to see what could be done to relieve the problem. The midget took his advice and went to the doctor and told him what the problem was. The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The midget dropped his pants. The doctor put him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him. The doc put one finger under the left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough- the usual method to check for a hernia. "Aha!" the doc and putting his finger under the right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again. "Aha!" said the doctor and reached for his surgical scissors. Snip, snip, snip,snip on the right side then snip, snip,snip on the left side. The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt.
The Midget And The Horse
A guy calls his buddy, a horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend Over to look at a horse to buy. His buddy asks "How will I recognize him?" "That's easy. He's a midget with a speech impediment." So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a Male or female horse. "A female horth." So he shows him a prized filly. "Nith lookin' horth. Can I thee her eyeth"? So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once Over. "Nith eyeth. Can I thee her earzth"? So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears. "Nith earzth. Can I see her mouf"? The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks Him up again and shows him the horse's mouth. "Nice mouf. Can I see her twat"? Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his Arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's twat, Pulls him out and slams him on the ground. The midget gets up, sputteri
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Why do Midgets laugh when they run? Cause the grass tickels their nuts!
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Stop by and help out a fellow Fubomber/Friend. Link is below: Thanks, Doc
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OK y'all know I've become a point whore lately because I want Godfather bad seeing as I helped dozens that joined after me pass me up to Godfather. Now comes 'Midget'. What a cool way to be a point whore. lmao
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A friend was saying he saw something about midgets on fubar I said Huh... anyway after an investigation this is what i found fun lol
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What are Midget's? A fubar midget is a mini version of your profile. You can embed it anywhere... your blog, myspace, etc. It's updated in real time, so whoever see's it can find your current fubar status, level, fans, photos, etc,. One of the best things about the midget is that you also receive points everytime someone looks at it! Click the "My" tab and click on Midget to find yours.
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What are Midgets? A fubar midget is a mini version of your profile. You can embed it anywhere... your blog, myspace, etc. It's updated in real time, so whoever see's it can find your current fubar status, level, fans, photos, etc,. One of the best things about the midget is that you also receive points everytime someone looks at it!
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Well you guessed it and I posted it. Wasn't too sure where to post such a thing, without being annoying. Feel free to post your midget status here also. Thanks for viewing, have a good one. - Black Knight
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Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 15 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 10 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to let them know that they've been tagged, and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.Be nice and write a little something nice about person that tagged u at the end. 1. I am shy when I first meet you, then you are in trouble cause my cocky side shines. 2. I can drink Patron(silver) all night long, but regular tequilla makes me sick 3. I have no kids and never been married 4. II have a Electrical Engineering degree, but I own a Car Customization Shop instead... 5. I only date women older than myself 6. I hate smokers and the smell of smoke, so I only go to bars that dont allow it inside them. 7. I only trust those that give me no reason to doubt them. If my gut tells me to not trust I wont period....sorry 8.
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Well it said to post in blog and stuff to get free so i am going to see how this works!! so here is my midget! dont know what you suppose to do with it but guess i will learn soon!!
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The Midgit Verson Of My Profile!!
It's so cool, have you got yours yet if so feel free to add it as a comment I don't mind :)
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Midgets?...i Dont Get It =/
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WAS GONNA POST IT IN MY STASH BUT SINCE BABYJ HASN'T GOTTEN THEM BACK UP ITS HERE FOR NOW!
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SO THE BIG TALK ON FUBAR LATELY IS HOW THEY HAVE THESE MIDGETS THAT U CAN PUT OHER SITES SO PEOPLE CAN SEE WHAT LEVEL YOUR ON AND U CAN GET POINTS WHEN PEOPLE SEE IT AND BLAH BLAH BLAH.ONLY PROBLEM IS I HAVE NEVER SEEN THESE MIDGETS THEY SAY THEY ARE ON YOUR PAGE WELL I HAVE NEVER SEEN THEM ON MY PAGE,NOW I FULLY ADMIT TO BEING PC ILLITERATE BUT AM I REALLY THAT DUMB OR ARE SOME OF U HAVING THE SAME PROBLEM TOO??I GUESS THAT WOULD BE A GOOD MUM TO POST LOL ANYWAY I ALSO HEARD THE STASH WAS GONE AND NOW IT'S BACK I NEVER EVEN NOTICED MY STASH MISSING TO BE HONEST AND SOME PEOPLE HAVE LOST THEIR STASH IF THEY HAD MORE THEN 2000,THANK GOD I ONLY HAVE 42 LOL AND FINALLY I SEE THAT FUBAR HAS DONE AWAY WITH THE RATES OF OUR FRIENDS,NOW OF COURSE WE ALWAYS COULD RATE PICS ONCE A WEEK BUT THE PROFILES CAN ONLY BE RATED ONCE.WHAT I CAN'T UNDERSTAND IS HOW EVEN THOUGH WE HAVE TO RERATE EACH OTHER IT STILL SHOWS THAT WE FANNED EACH OTHER LOL
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Post your midget here! Points FTW! Love, Mel
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Be sure to post yours here as well!
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im still trying to figure out how this thing works...do you have to click on it somewhere or copy and paste the link??? lol...im clueless you can add your comments and midgets below...ty..
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Feel free to drop your midget in this blog :)
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here's my midget !!! post your's too to get more points and have a nice day !
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Feel free to comment on here with your midget
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The Midget Menagerie -leave Ur Midget Here
Midget Tossing Is Fun!!! It's A Midget Orgy!!! Roflmao! Feel Free To Add Yours!!!
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I would love to see ur midget.....
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center> Come post your MIDGET here!
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never really understood what these things were all about. But if it's an easy way to get points, then who am I to complain?
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I have no idea but whatever right
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SRY GUYS HAD TO USE THE MIDGET
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if you det really bored just post it in here.
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Do you think these will get more people to come to your page? If they aren't visiting now I don't think they will come. As for blog's you have to have something interesting to talk about to get people to come anyway. But I guess I will give it a try. I had a blast once and it really didn't increase volume to my page. I thought it was a waste of money.
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I have a new found fetish... I'll be the first to admit it. So what can you do about it? Fumail me your Midget! lauria♥Shadow Leveler♥@ fubar PLEASE REPOST
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Well I'm out looking for midgets before my VIP runs out to add. Can I have yours? Here's mine.Smile. Have a great day..JC

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