I've been gone for a while and I know any of you with half a brain missed me. Any of you with more than half a brain couldn't give two shits and were probably hoping I was falsely imprisoned at Guantanamo Bay, getting repeatedly butt-fisted by my cell mate, Akbar. Well, the jokes on you - his name was Abdul! I decided to stop carrying my 1978 ghetto blaster and get me one of them new fangled digital music players for all those MP3s I keep finding laying around the web. I quickly realized every pencil-dick halfwit has an Ipod and really want to punch every little fucker I see with those lame white dangling headphones. Creative and iRiver are 2nd rate hacks. So I got a Microshaft Zune. I mean, it has to be compatible with all the other shit they make, right? Wrong. Big wrong. Big wrong kick you in the nuts wrong. Even though the software is a hack of WMP (look it up noob), it still doesn't integrate. You are forced to use their shit-ass zune interface. OK, I figure I'll deal with it. But no, I can't deal with it. I make changes to the albums and the song titles and there is no fucking way to tell the software to update it's fields. I close it out and reopen it and nothing. And it sees some of my albums as like 20 albums with 1 song each. God damn this crap. Seriously - writing good software is not that difficult. Just look at what Baby Jesus did here with a budget of $23, an old 8086 IBM PC, and an IQ of 74....