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Catherines Roses
Catherines Roses Watching the rain come pouring down outside the window she curls up on the couch tucking her sock covered feet under her body. Her hands cup the mug of tea. She smiles, as she see’s a rainbow through all the rain. Slightly tugging the large sweatshirt over her knees. She quickly grabs the remote off the end table and begins to settle in for a long night alone. She flips channels realizing that there is absolutely nothing on TV. So she settles for a talk show. Half way into the show, there is a knock on the door. She gets up and looks through the peephole. Having to stand on her toes to look out the tiny hole. All she see’s is a large bouquet of red roses. Smiling she opens the door. “Yes, can I help you?” She says standing in the doorway. Staring at the roses. Suddenly the drop from there position to reveal a very handsome man with green eyes and black hair, tan skin and a soft smile. “Oh…does Catherine live here?&rdqu

Catholic Review. The War On Christmas, Kim Jong-il, Sherlock Holmes, And The Wbc
I've had an interesting little month. Because I have a new job....On Examiner.com, I'm now their Catholic columnist. Yes, I write on self defense and on Catholicism. I'm a strange, strange man. However, it shouldn't be too much of a surprise. After all, many of my articles on this blog acted as articles for the Examiner column. In fact, my first column was one of my first articles from this past Lent. Catholic cannibals: Explaining the eucharist. Yes, Catholics are cannibals. Live with it. :)If you are a long term reader, you might remember that I was allowed an interview with Murder in the Vatican author Ann Margaret Lewis. It is now a four part article on Examiner.com -- mainly because Examiner doesn't like long columns. In fact, you can start the Interview right here. Parts two, three and four are attached. As is my Review of Murder in the Vatican. There was also an

Catholic Month In Review: January 2012
If you're new here, you might be wondering what all of this is about -- in addition to being the author of the novel A Pius Man, I am also a writer for Examiner.com, and their Catholic column for New York.This was a busy, busy month.A sticky situation: artificial insemination and the Catholic church..... Yes, I went there.Catholics and sex -- The New York Times wouldn't know the Catholic position on sex if it jumped up and bit them on the ass.Review: John Ringo's Princess of Wands (with free books). -- If you've been reading this blog for a while, you know that I've done the review of Ringo's novel here. If you take a look for it, you might be surprised to find it happens to be somewhere else now. :)Catholics and republicans. During one Republican debate, Catholic charities came up. Which made me scratch my head -- in the words of James Carville, shouldn't the motto of this election be "It's the economy, stupid"?Exorcism and the catholic church. Catholic church seeks exorcists. Inq

Catholic News Roundup, 2-13-12
Active readers to this blog know that I am the Catholic Examiner for Examiner.com. Which means I basically report what people say. A lot. And there is a metric ton of stupid every day when it comes to subjects like "Catholics." Seriously, I typed it in as a search term on Twitter a few times, it was like spelunking into a troll cave. And this month, it got even worse. Or better, if you want to view it that way -- I got a lot of writing done. However, while I usually have a Catholic review at the end of the month, this month already requires a massive column dump. It started simple. In Obama to churches: drop dead, I reported that the government program commonly known as Obamacare was going to be making Catholic churches pay for abortions, and sterilizations, and contraception, even though the church preaches that all of those are immoral. And, since the first one was "Drop dead," I had to be a smartass and follow it up with Churches to Obama: and on the third day, we struck ba

Catholic Writer's Organization Workshop In Review: Fighting And Writing.
Back in March, I did a little work with a writer's conference. The Catholic Writer's Organization. I mentioned this before, but, well, there is a story behind it. The moral? Never volunteer. :) No, seriously, I told Karina Fabian (search the blog for previous references) that I would only be good for talking about villains and fighting. She said great, when could I be put down for?Anyway.... so, here it is, in one, easy to find package.To Start with, a little introduction, filled with required readings and other useful handouts.Fighting and your world: Let's face it, all worlds have cultural rules about violence. You have to think about that.Setting the chessboard: Fights don't happen in a vacuum. Before the fight even starts, the stage has to be set in your brain before it can start on paper.Writing fight technique. Knowing technical skill is one thing. Writing it down is another.Guns in fighting: there are millions of weapons out there. Guns are used like magic weapons. Time to de

Catholicism In Review, March- May, 2012
Under the heading of "it's been awhile".... Empty suits, the lot of them. Anyway, this is what's been happening since last I posted anything about my Catholic Examiner.com articles.'Anonymous' shuts down the Vatican Website a group of hackers, who are probably six prepubescent delinquents in Europe, got busted. They had a temper tantrum that shut down the Vatican's public website ... because, obviously, they couldn't shut down someone important. File this under "display of impotence."Pope's brother speaks out in new book. (video) -- you didn't know the Pope had a brother, did you?Karina Fabian has a book on spirituality she wrote with her father the Deacon. I interviewed them about it for Lent. Catholics beating Obama in polls -- Obama went after Catholics. Catholics win in polling data. Muahahaha.'Reason rally' in Washington, DC, because atheists are more reasonable than you. -- seriously, atheists had a "reason rally" to improve their public perception. However, you could say they

The Cat In The Hat On Aging!!!
Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things. The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1987 . They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up. Their lifetime has always included AIDS. The CD was introduced the year they were born. They have always had an answering machine They have always had cable. Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show. Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave. They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.! They don't know who Mork was or where he was from. They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "de plane Boss, de plane". McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers. They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter Do you feel old yet?

The Cat In The Hat On Aging
I CANNOT SEE I CANNOT PEE I CANNOT CHEW I CANNOT SCREW OH MY GOD WHAT CAN I DO MY MEMORY SHRINKS MY HEARING STINKS NO SENSE OF SMELL I LOOK LIKE HELL MY MOOD IS BAD--CAN U TELL MY BODYS DROOPING HAVE TROUBLE POOPING THE GOLDEN YEARS HAVE COME AT LAST. THE GOLDEN YEARS CAN KISS MY ASS.

The Cat In The Hat's Birthday!
Dr. Seuss's The Cat in the Hat was released 50 years ago today, on March 1, 1957. To celebrate, Random House is giving away up to a million books to First Book, a children's literacy program. Here's the deal: they're giving away one book for every birthday card to The Cat that they receive online. Just go to Happy Birthday, Cat in the Hat to fill out a card.

The Cat In The Bag
The Cat in the Bag By Arnold Fine Aunt Faye and her cat Sophie were inseparable. In fact, though Aunt Faye never had any children, Sophie was like a child to her. I have to admit that the cat was amazing. Sophie always knew when Aunt Faye wasn't feeling well. In fact, Sophie even knew when Aunt Faye's feet were cold at night. Because that cat would snuggle up at her feet in bed, Aunt Faye used to call Sophie her "bed warmer." My aunt was sort of hard of hearing, so when anyone came to the door of her apartment, Sophie ran to the door to alert her. Good old Sophie the cat was getting on in years. My aunt would call me from time to time to ask me to drive Sophie and her to the veterinarian. In fact, I think she took better care of Sophie than herself. If Aunt Faye didn't feel well, she wouldn't go to the doctor; she would just take an aspirin. But should Sophie sneeze or cough with a hairball in her throat, we were on our way to the vet almost immediately. So i

The Cat Is Out Of The Bag
Mike let the cat out of the bag today. If you haven't seen this post. Here it is. FUBAR will change the world! sometime next week i'm going to rename the site to fubar. you'll still be able to go to cherrytap.com, or fubar.com.. both will go to the same place and all the old cherrytap.com links will still work. you're probably asking yourself why is babyjesus such a psycho? well, if you've read my blogs you'll notice i've never been a super best friends fan of the name cherrytap...(anyone get that reference?) fubar is also much faster to type. besides, the name doesn't make the site... the people that use it do. before any rumors start: * no the site hasn't been sold to anyone, it's still the same crazy folks running things. * no we're not planning to do anything different on the site after the name change. * we're not resetting accounts or anything. * old salutes with cherrytap.com in them are still valid, but after the name change you'll have to specify fuba

The Cat In The Hat On Aging
I cannot see I cannot pee I cannot chew I cannot screw O My God, what can I do? My memory shrinks My hearing stinks No sense of smell I look like hell My mood is bad-can you tell? My body's drooping Have trouble pooping The Golden Years have come at last. The Golden Years can kiss my ass!

The Cat In The Hannah To A Tanner's Whip
That sounds nasty, but bear with me … last night Sarah was fighting me to go to bed because she said she wanted Mommy to take her up, but it was my turn to take her and read her the story. We’d eaten some Little Caesar’s pizza late after getting home from church last night where the Lenten program was told from the imagined point of view of the tanner who made the whip. I’m not responsible for what the Romans choose to do to Jesus (remember, Pilate had Jesus scourged – beaten with a whip – and then released, at least he planned it that way), the tanner was saying inwardly (courtesy of another actor speaking) … I’m just earning my living. After spending some time in Holyword Theatre with the kids running off and Sarah chiding me because I was talking in the movie while Jeffrey laughed at brushing a youth workers’ beard, we got home. Martha got home after choir practice and I’d already taken Jeffrey upstairs for the night while Sarah wanted to cuddle with her. The Disney Channel w

Catkin Wood
Catkin Wood by Tang88 © Discussion around this short story is what led to me writing 'The Tortoiseshell Mirror'. In that story there is some indirect mention of the events in this one. This story established the feylin world and the role of mirrors but is much more of a direct story than 'The Tortoiseshell Mirror' so may appeal more to readers seeking a quicker conclusion to events. * It seemed a really boring summer this year in London. The air was sticky and all her friends seemed to be off on holiday. A hectic work schedule meant that she was not going to get a break for herself until at least September. Fed up of another weekend with the best option being to traipse round the city parks full of noisy families and rollerskaters, Julie hopped on the train heading West, and, buying a ticket right out to Bristol, decided instead to get off at the smallest station this slow train stopped at. Immediately she found it was nice to be out in the fresh air. She had a quiet lunch in

Catkins Diet? Orly?
Just like with people, diabetes rising in pets But 'Catkins' diet, Weight Watchers-type programs and new meds can help By Kim Campbell Thornton MSNBC contributor updated 9:06 a.m. ET, Mon., Nov. 19, 2007 The 9-year-old Australian Terrier was drinking a lot of water and urinating frequently. So his owner took the little dog to her veterinarian, John Hamil of Canyon Animal Hospital in Laguna Beach, Calif. A urinalysis and blood work revealed that he had diabetes. As with people, the incidence of diabetes in cats and dogs is increasing. Not so much of a problem in decades past, diabetes now affects as many as one in 50 of the animals, some statistics show, especially pudgy pets. “There is no question from what I know that is published in the literature that obesity is on the rise, No. 1, and No. 2, diabetes is on the rise right along with it,” says veterinarian Robin Downing, hospital director of Windsor Veterinary Clinic in Windsor, Colo. Diabetes results when the body do

Cat Lover Or Not, This Is Hysterical!
; We've all had trouble with our animals, but I don't think anyone can top this one: Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the feeling that my boss thinks I'm lying. On one recent occasion, I had a valid reason but lied anyway, because the truth was just too darned humiliating. I simply mentioned that I had sustained a head injury, and I hoped I would feel up to coming in the next day. By then, I reasoned, I could think up a doozy to explain the bandage on the top of my head. The accident occurred mainly because I had given in to my wife's wishes to adopt a cute little kitty. Initially, the new acquisition was no problem .. Then one morning, I was taking my shower after breakfast when I heard my wife, Deb, call out to me from the kitchen. "Honey! The garbage disposal is dead again. Please come reset it." "You know where the button is," I protested through the shower pitter-patter and steam. "Re

Catlady's Pimping
Pat ~~ Bookworm ~~Alexander@ CherryTAP BoBo~Has~My~heart~Tazzy~MEMBER OF THE WOLF PACK FAMILY~@ CherryTAP Big Shooter 01@ CherryTAP evis@ CherryTAP Buster ~Out Tappin 11's!!!~@ CherryTAP these are the lucky five that i am pimping out today. tommorrow i will do five different ones. plz. go hit them up. rate them,add them,fan them.they are the best. ty all

Catlady Is Pimping Her Friends Again
HERE ARE THE FIVE FOR TODAY. PLZ GO CHECK THEM OUT. RATE THIER PROFILES, FAN THEM ADD THEM. THEY ARE THE BEST. THEY WILL RETURN THE FAVOR. TY VERY MUCH. lisasweet@ CherryTAP Melly@ CherryTAP sandy@ CherryTAP hammerhead~ GIT-R -DONE REBEL FAMILY~@ CherryTAP Eric S. (awake again, sbox back on) the ASpie penguinfan musiclover...@ CherryTAP I WILL BE PIMPING FIVE MORE NEXT THURSDAY AND FRIDAY. BIG HUGS,CATLADY

Cat Lovers
Miacis, the primitive ancestor of cats, was a small, tree-living creature of the late Eocene period, some 45 to 50 million years ago. oenician cargo ships are thought to have brought the first domesticated cats to Europe in about 900 BC. The first true cats came into existence about 12 million years ago and were the Proailurus. The ancient Egyptians were the first to tame the cat (in about 3000 BC), and used them to control pests. Statues of cats were placed outside the house to protect the inhabitants and to ward off evil spirits. This showed scientists that the cat had become an integral part of the ancient Egyptian family life. Also, in ancient Egypt, Cats were not only protected by almost every occupant of Egypt, but also by the law. So extreme infact was the devoutness of the Egyptian culture to the cat, that if a human killed a feline, either intentionally or unintentionally, that human was sentenced to death. Laws were set that also forbid the exportation of cats, though more

Cat Lover Or Not....this Is Funny
Cat Lover or Not, this is hysterical! We've all had trouble with our animals, but I don't think anyone can top this one: Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I al ways get the feeling that my boss thinks I'm lying. On one recent occasion, I had a valid reason but lied anyway, because the truth was just too darned humiliating. I simply mentioned that I had sustained a head injury, and I hoped I would feel up to coming in the next day. By then, I reasoned, I could think up a doozy to explain the bandage on the top of my head. The accident occurred mainly because I had given in to my wife's wishes to adopt a cute little kitty. Initially, the new acquisition was no problem. Then one morning, I was taking my shower after breakfast when I heard my wife, Deb, call out to me from the kitchen. 'Honey! The garbage disposal is dead again. Pl

Cat Lover Or Not, This Is Hysterical!
MEEEE OWIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cat Lover or Not, this is hysterical! We've all had trouble with our animals, but I don't think anyone can top this one: Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the feeling that my boss thinks I'm lying. On one recent occasion, I had a valid reason but lied anyway, because the truth was just too darned humiliating. I simply mentioned that I had sustained a head injury, and I hoped I would feel up to coming in the next day. By then, I reasoned, I could think up a doozy to explain the bandage on the top of my head. The accident occurred mainly because I had given in to my wife's wishes to adopt a cute little kitty. Initially, the new acquisition was no problem. Then one morning, I was taking my shower after breakfast when I heard my wife, Deb, call out to me from the kitchen. "Honey! The garbage disposal is dead again. Please come reset it." "You know

The Cat & Mouse
The Cat & Mouse by RedHeadedVixen © It is a game of cat and mouse and I can feel like a trap is about to be sprung – I sit and wait in anticipation of your arrival. From which direction will you come and when? I am not in control and uneasiness has filled the moment. Then feel like I am being watched – I scan the crowd and I can feel your presence. Across a room the desire and heat can be felt...you are the cat - a panther I imagine – and I, the prey – the mouse. I am right; you are dressed in black - from head to toe. A look that conveys control and darkness. Yes, the panther is indeed on the prowl... With eyes that give me shivers to my very womanly core you focus on me in a crowd of hundreds. I want to look away, but can't.... Your gaze travels all over my body! My knees go weak - A gasp escapes from me as I feel an all too familiar desire rise within me.... I look for escape...I move quickly, hoping to out run my desire for the physical "you". I feel danger and I mo

Cat Owners.... Be Warned
A Cat's Diary Day 183 of my captivity.... My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects . They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild = satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded; must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favourite chair; must try this on their bed. Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of and to tryed to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and commented about what a good little kitty I am. Hmmm, not working according to plan. There was some sort of ga

Cat Or Dog?
You Are: 60% Dog, 40% Cat You are a nice blend of cat and dog. You're playful but not too needy. And you're friendly but careful. And while you have your moody moments, you're too happy to stay upset for long. Are You More Cat or Dog?

Cat Or Dog?
***You Are: 20% Dog, 80% Cat*** You are are almost exactly like a cat. You're intelligent, independent, and set on getting your way. And there's no way you're going to fetch a paper for anyone! Are You More Cat or Dog? http://www.blogthings.com/areyoumorecatordogquiz/

Cat Of Satan
So last night we have come to the conclusion that Chelsea the cat is one evil cat. She completely tried to kill one of my four ferrets last night. I was so pissed. To top it all off the damn cat enjoys scratching and biting you when you try to show her affection. I think the cat is 24-7 on the cat rag. And she will find your personal belongings and try to destroy them. So I think we are going to end up finding a better place for her. The ferret clan must be protected. I do have to give kudos to the cat for being intelligent enough to play all affectionate and loving when she wants something. She will try to climb on your lap with her nails and purr and be all lovey-dovey when she is begging for treats and food. It's like we have to keep her food dish full all the time or she is pissy. Let alone we give her two huge helpings of meow-mix twice a day. Its like what more do you what? So, we will see what she does next. I should snap a photo of her and post it with this. She l

Ca To Co Wtf
as i sit here and wonder cause the time is coming near for me to move to colorado i just want to know how somebody like me who lives a cali life and has it tatted on them is going to addapt to out there and how there going to addapt to me besides IRAQ i never lived outside of SOUTHERN CALI all i know is im fucked cause im going to get stario typed like a motha fucker but fuck it as i listen to TUPAC better days thats all i can do is think about better days well watch out colorado cause here comes a CALI boy so there eather going to LOVE ME OR HATE ME ps let me know what you all think am i screwed or do i have a chance

Cat Part Two
James thought his humiliation could not get any worse. Slowly against his will he was being aroused by this situation. He tried to tell him self that it was just because he was seeing his wife naked and had eaten her out...but in the deep dark parts of his mind he was becoming aware of the truth........he liked being humiliated by her..... As he was lost in his own thoughts he barley felt the buckle on his gag being undone. When he realized his mouth was free he tried to speak only to bit hit across the face by Sir. "If I hear one word out of you", he glared "I will but this in your ass instead of hers". He waved the large but plug at James as he said this. "Now open your mouth and get this good and wet", he continued pushing the toy into James' mouth. Tears rose to James' eyes as he felt the device slide over his lips. Cat who was watching intently just inches from his face let out a low moan. "oh James you look so sexy with that in your mouth." Pulling James' head back Sir began to f

Cat Part Three
As Cat continued berating and humiliating her husband, Sir positioned himself behind her. Stopping in mid sentence, Cat began to moan as she felt him rubbing his cock on the outside of her pussy. She couldn't wait to feel him deep inside her, but she had a little game she wanted to play with James first. "Oh God, James", she began "I can feel his cock rubbing all over my cunt. It feels so good." James closed his eyes and tried to shut out her voice. His ego had been shattered. Everything he thought he knew about his wife was turning out to be wrong, but worse than that were the things he was having to face about himself. "Look at me", Cat interrupted his thoughts. He looked up into her lust filled eyes. She looked almost possessed, a combination of sexuality and power. He felt himself shudder involuntarily. "We have come to a turning point, in our little game here.", Cat continued. "See, I can tell you like this, and not just by the fact that you have a hard on. I can tell you are stru

Cat Part Four
Cat was brought out of her reminiscence by James stirring on the back seat. She thought, at first, he might be coming to, but after a minute or so she realized he was still quite out of it. "Pity", she thought. She still had a long drive ahead of her and would have welcomed the distraction of having him to tease. As she pulled ahead of the traffic on the freeway around her, she let her mind drift back to that first meeting with Sir. Even though it had been over a year ago it seemed so fresh. She could almost feel those first stinging swats on her ass. She arrived 10 minutes early, she had been so excited it was all she could do not to arrive an hour early. She killed the time by browsing around the adult videos, pretending to be interested in this title or that, but she was really scanning all the men in the place for Sir. There were 10 or 15 people in the store but no Sir. As she walked around she could feel the stares of the men. Sir had told her to wear a short skirt and tight top

Cat Pics
Ok so over the past few days I have been getting some of the BEST Catwoman, Black Cat, Bad Kitty and all around funny cat pics. Thanks for sending them. I love them all!! So that's my new goal. I want everyone to send me their favorite cat pic. It can be anything involving a cat. The funnier the better. The sexier the Catwoman the better. Anything goes. I would really appreciate it. I'll keep them all in my folder with a little thanks to the people who send them. Thanks!!

Cat People
December 2, 2003 Have you investigated the "Cat People" of the upper Susquahana Valley? If not I believe it would be worth your time. My father was one of the last pure blood Susquahanock Indians. He passed the stories of old on to me. To start with, the Susquahanock were considered "giants" themselves. The average male was 6' 6" tall. Not impressive, but that was in the 1600's. If you can get access to John Smiths journals (of Pocahontas fame) He wrote extensively and made many drawings of the Susquahanock. The average European male was only 5'2" tall. One of the great war chiefs of the Susquahanock during the Dutch wars in Baltimore was around 7'6" tall. He was said to be the son of one the "cat peoples". He also was said to posses 2 sets of teeth. (this is all on record at the Susquahanock museum in Ephrata PA) Now on to the "Cat people". They were given that name by the Susquahanock and Delaware Indians, due to the fact that when they spoke it was like listening to a

The Cat Poem
This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is moron cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now go back and read the THIRD word, in each line from the start.

Cat People And Dog People
Some people prefer cats to dogs and some are the other way around. Some people are like cats while others are like dogs. The differences are fascinating when you start to think about it. Cats are independent, sometimes moody, can be loving but rarely towards everybody, and pretty hard to train. They do what they want, more or less, and you can't get rid of their behaviors like scratching furniture; you can only attempt to convince them to satisfy their needs in a less destructive manner (i.e. with a scratching post). Cats will be quite happy, left to themselves, and don't really care about approval from anybody else. Dogs are the opposite. They need companionship and attention and approval from whoever they live with. They'll bend over backwards six times sideways to do tricks for you and do whatever you want them to. They tend to be friendlier than cats, at least if raised well. Dogs are the epitome of a social animal, surpassing even humans in their need for companionship and f

Cat Remans
My day would be nothing but sweetness and light if the info I needed was as easy to find as it should be or at least put in all catagorys of the manuals, and for future use on a 3206B the bearing tabs go in opposite the can save you alot of rework if you make sure of that

The Catrina And José Guadalupe Posada
José Guadalupe Posada, an ingenious artist, lived during one of the most turbulent times in Mexico. He knew how to capture the essence of this turbulence in his lithographs to the point that they became the icon of Revolutionary Mexico. Posada was born in Aguascalientes in 1853, and as a child, he learned the techniques of grabado and lithography in Trinidad Pedroso's Workshop of Popular Graphics. In 1871, he began to collaborate as an illustrator for El Jicote, which was published in his native land, where his sarcastic style had already begun to emerge. It's possible that because of political persecution he was forced to move to León, Guanjuato, where he gave classes at a high school. There he built his own workshop and quickly became famous in his field. He moved to Mexico City in 1888 and began 25 years of lithographic and "grabado" production, collaborating for several newspapers and flyers. In all of these cartoons, Posada satirized governmental abus

Cat Rules Of Hampering
If one of your humans is engaged in some close activity and the other is idle, stay with the busy one. This is called "helping", otherwise known as "hampering." Following are the rules for "hampering": 1. When supervising cooking, sit just behind the left heel of the cook. You cannot be seen and thereby stand a better chance of being stepped on and then picked up and comforted. It's even funnier when they try to avoid stepping on you and fall into a counter or table. 2. For book readers, get in close under the chin, between eyes and book, unless you can lie across the book itself. 3. For paperwork, lie on the work in the most appropriate manner so as to obscure as much of the work or at least the most important part. Pretend to doze, but every so often reach out and slap the pencil or pen. The worker may try to distract you; ignore it. Remember, the aim is to hamper work. 4. When a human is holding the newspaper in front of him/her, be sure to jump on the back of the pa

Cat Runs A Train Station
I found this piece of news on yahoo this morning and found it interesting. If i was an international traveler this might be worth it just to go see this. Japanese railway turns to feline 'stationmaster' for help by Toru Yamanaka Sat May 24, 11:07 PM ET KINOKAWA, Japan (AFP) - In times of need, Japanese say they can even ask the cat for help. In this town in western Japan, people look to Tama, a nine-year-old cat working as master of an unmanned train station. The tortoiseshell coloured creature, born and raised at Kishi Station on the provincial Kishigawa Line, wears a formal uniform cap of Wakayama Electric Railway and calmly watches passing passengers who greet her. There are 10 train stations on the 14.3-kilometre (8.9-mile) line. "Tama is the only stationmaster as we have to reduce personnel costs. You say you could ask for the cat's help, but she is actually bringing luck to us," Wakayama Electric spokeswoman Keiko Yamaki said. The company feeds her in l

Cats & Dogs
What Is a Cat? 1. Cats do what they want. 2. They rarely listen to you. 3. They're totally unpredictable. 4. They whine when they are not happy. 5. When you want to play, they want to be alone. 6. When you want to be alone, they want to play. 7. They expect you to cater to their every whim. 8. They're moody. 9. They leave hair everywhere. 10. They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg. Conclusion: They're tiny women in cheap fur coats. What is a Dog? 1. Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house. 2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room. 3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time. 4. They growl when they are not happy. 5. When you want to play, they want to play. 6. When you want to be alone, they want to play. 7. They are great at begging. 8. They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.

Cats In Physics
Cats in Physics Law of Cat Inertia A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse. Law of Cat Motion A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction. Law of Cat Magnetis All blue blazers and black sweaters attract cat hair in direct proportion to the darkness of the fabric. Law of Cat Thermodynamics Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except in the case of a cat, in which case all heat flows to the cat. Law of Cat Stretching A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to the length of the nap just taken. Law of Cat Sleeping All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as uncomfortable for the people involved as is possible for the cat. Law of Cat Elongation A cat can make her body long enough to reach just about any counter top that has anything remotely interesting on it. Law o

Cats Have Nine Lives ....
I don't know how many i have left, but it can't be many LOL. Yesterday i was able to psot some numpty opening his car door while i was approaching, and he was on the mobile! It doesn't matter how many adverts they show stating that you should not drive and always look before opening your car door, there will always be people who think they are more important that anyone else on the road. It wasn't a near miss by any means but still bothers me that one of these days it could be me. Oh well, thats the risk you take with a bike. If I was that scared then i wouldn't be riding LOL

Cats And Teenagers
Cats and Teenagers For all of you with teenagers or who have had teenagers, or are a teenager, you may want to know why they really have a lot in common with cats: Neither teenagers nor cats turn their heads when you call them by name. No matter what you do for them, it is not enough. Indeed, all humane efforts are barely adequate to compensate for the privilege of waiting on them hand and foot. You rarely see a cat walking outside of the house with an adult human being, and it can be safely said that no teenager in his or her right mind wants to be seen in public with his or her parents. Even if you tell jokes as well as Jay Leno, neither your cat nor your teen will ever crack a smile. No cat or teenager shares you taste in music. Cats and teenagers can lie on the living-room sofa for hours on end without moving, barely breathing. Cats have nine lives. Teenagers carry on as if they did. Cats and teenagers yawn in exactly the same manner, comm

Cats
> Subject: Cats > > Hilarious.. A True Story > > > > Cat Lover or Not, this is hysterical! > > We've all had trouble with our animals, but I don't think anyone can > top > this one: > > Calli! ng in s ick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how > legitimate > my excuse, I always get the feeling that my boss thinks I'm lying. > > On one recent occasion, I had a valid reason but lied anyway, > because the > truth was just too darned humiliating. I simply mentioned that I had > sustained a head injury, and I hoped I would feel up to coming in the > next day. By then, I reasoned, I could think up a doozy to explain > the > bandage on the top of my head. The accident occurred mainly because > I had > given in to my wife's wishes to adopt a cute little kitty. > Initially, the new acquisition was no problem > > > Then one morning, I was taking my shower after breakfast when I > heard my > wife, Deb, call out to me from the kitchen. > > "Ho

Catskill Comedy - Great Stuff
You may remember the old Jewish Catskill comics of vaudeville days (Shecky Green, Red Buttons, Totie Fields, Milton Berle, Henny Youngman, and others)? You've probably heard of them before, but don't you miss their humor? Not one single swear word in their comedy. These guys were brilliant. * There was a beautiful young woman knocking on my hotel room door all night! I finally had to let her out. * A car hit an elderly Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living." * I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. * I've been in love with the same woman for 49 years. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me! * What are three words a woman never wants to hear when she's making love? "Honey, I'm home!" * Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did. * We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. * She was at the beauty shop for

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Cats Can Stutter
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students: "Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says. A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. "Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard! "That must've been scary", said the teacher. "It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty went 'Fffff, Fffff,Fffff'... and before he could say "Fuck," the rottweiler ate him!"

The Cat Says It's Boring.
Things I learned last night: The difference between a perfect martini and a dirty martini. One tongue can put a lot of saliva in my nostrils. : A well-placed flick of the fingers can snap my toes in half. There is a boy out there who is \"perfect\" for me. He will have to be beaten on a regular basis. Pies with nuts in them are MINE ALL MINE. I have really good aim. I have very realistic, well thought-out reasons for my spiritual beliefs and practices. Going to sleep at 1am when you have to open the next day is a bad idea. I like it when Klunk inspects something and declares it, \"Brdrdrweh.\" I really am not certain what it means in kitten-babble, but my guess is \"boring.\" Could everyone welcome my dear friend: Faithfulcynic@ CherryTAP Please? Rates & comments & Cherry love!

Cats
CATS Tonight is a particularly special night of the year when the tribe of Jellicle CATS unite to celebrate who they are. They emerge from the darkened landscape into a larger-than-life junkyard, singing of their unique abilities and special qualities. The Jellicle Cats meet once a year to rejoice. They are waiting for their leader, the wise Old Deuteronomy, who will choose which of the Jellicle Cats will journey tonight to the Heavyside layer to be reborn into a new life CATS Memory - Elaine Paige

.cats.n.candy.
so. just got back from the Humane Society. Meems got her kitty. thank god its not a kitten...i dun like kittens...they bite n scratch n stuff...which is what cats are sposed to do i spose...but im not an effin scratching post...so no please. there were two...that just...yeah even i liked them. both were torti...both were female...one was a Manx...the other...wasnt...one was spayed which meant we could bring her home today...the other while we could have the joy of paying for her...we'd have to wait a few days so she could be spayed first. well Meems is impatient...so we took a look at the Manx...adorable. affectionate. full o hair. so we bought her. she's currently residing in my bathroom...to get used to the environment bits at a time. she hopped outta the carrier n went right to the litter box...highly impressive. we named her Poe. as in Edgar Allan or the musician take your pick i decided to have a beer with lunch...cuz its saturday...and i have them...so wh

Cats
Today I was in the sitting room... you know, chillin' out, maxin' relaxin'... and Naboo the cat was asleep on the couch. She was there most of the afternoon. Anyway, it's become apparent to me that whenever a cat's sat about the house like that then everyone who's in the room or anyone who passes through will stop for a minute, stroke the cat, tickle it's tummy, scratch it under the chin, etc, etc. This happens at regular intervals. Well I think this is a bit odd... Not because cats get this kind of special treatment, but because people don't. Yesterday I fell asleep on the couch for half an hour and at no point did anyone come by and give me this kind of a fuss. I dunno... Maybe I just know the wrong people.

Cat Shit
spaWHY HAVE YOU CHANGED YOUR PICTURE? OH, WISE AND GREAT ONE! HA!! she squeals excitedly as she spills her first sip of soon to be forgotten 2nd cup of coffee: Well it started with an otherwise boring morning.Going through the usual 150emails a day (groups and crap would love to buy but never ever have the money for like 1000tc queen size sheet sets, Or , that ruby birthstone ring everything was going great, until... Alright I beat the Hairy beast no more emails ,now I can chat with a friend ot two quit being so stuck up You know the slidy thing a majig that the keyboard sits on (((CRASH)))!!! DRAWER THING IS ON FLOOR AND ON TOP OF MY TOES, I am in tears, Sox , the sweetheart that he is, comes running every time that I cry, sees that I am sobbing hysterically yet again, Pitiful such a damned girl my parents raised me tougher than that.God I hate Girly Girls. except one. he sits there looking at me holding

Cats & Dogs
A little background: I’ve been trying to “domesticate” Butch, a bad-ass and semi-violent 15-lb. stray cat that adopted me, so that I can bring him into my house full-time. I originally thought I would foster him for adoption through my rescue group. I’ve become way too attached to do that now, so I am going to keep him. Good: **He doesn’t have any problem with my current cat, Mojo, who could have been the prototype of the original “’fraidy cat.” **I’m also very pleased that my 90-lb. dogs don’t bother him at all. **He is very tolerant of my two-year-old daughter, who is still trying to master the idea of “gentle” and “soft hands.” Bad: **It appears that Mojo (half Butch's size), *does* have a problem with Butch, who barely escaped a fight by allowing himself to be chased out of my house. **The reason the dogs don’t bother Butch is that they are scared of him, and with reason. Imagine a 90-lb. beautiful and strong yellow Labrador retriever, who could literally tear t

.cats.n.dogs.
my cat is a dog. i might have said this before im not sure but she is. seriously. she comes when i call her she gets down off stuff when i say 'no' she stretches up against me in order to be pet she chases toys she retrieves yes..i have a dog...in cats clothing...cept i dun hafta take it outside n pooper scoop. which is awesome tadum!

Cats Vs People
Having lived with my family, a roommate, a husband and a cat I much prefer the company of my cat. A cat will never judge you. A cat will love you even when you don't feel particularly loveable. A cat won't try to change you, they like you just as you are. You don't have to worry about hurting your cat's feelings, they don't care what you think of them. A cat doesn't hold a grudge. They have a short memory and they get over things quickly. A cat will never yell at you. The most you can expect is a loud "MEOW"

Cat Scan
I had a CAT scan done last week due to some pain I was having in the area where I had a hernia surgery. This was my first CAT scan, nothing like having to drink close a half gallon of liquid flavored chalk they call Berium.

Cat Scratch Fever
Ok everyone, this is no joke. Has anyone ever known of someone or anyone ever had cat scratch fever? And if so, how long til they saw symptoms and what were the symptoms. Personally I think this weekend has been a bad weekend of coincidences, but now people have me freaked lol. Here's the deal. Friday night my cat (he's 17 years old) got freaked/or pissed (not sure which one) and he pushed off the bed at 3 am. When he did..he happened to be sleeping in front of my face, and so he pushed off with his back claws and scratched the hell out of my eye. I haven't been scratched from him in years b/c he doesn't have front claws. So my eye has been hurting like a SOB. Anyhow, my eye bled then swelled up (is still swollen). Sat. I was ok pretty much, but by the end of the day I had just started feeling like ass. By last night I had chills and I ache and my nose is running and ugh..I just want to go crawl in bed for 2 weeks. Today I got up and I feel about the same and then 2 hours ago I got

Cat Stevens "wild World"
Wild World Lyrics Artist(Band):Cat Stevens Lalalalalala... Now that I've lost everything to you You say you wanna start something new And it's breakin' my heart you're leavin' Baby, I'm grievin' But if you wanna leave, take good care Hope you have a lot of nice things to wear But then a lot of nice things turn bad out there CHORUS: Oh, baby, baby, it's a wild world It's hard to get by just upon a smile Oh, baby, baby, it's a wild world and I'll always remember you like a child, girl You know I've seen a lot of what the world can do And it's breakin' my heart in two Because I never wanna see you sad, girl Don't be a bad girl But if you wanna leave, take good care Hope you make a lot of nice friends out there But just remember there's a lot of bad and beware CHORUS Lalalalala.... Baby, I love you But if you wanna leave, take good care Hope you make a lot of nice friends out there But just remember there's a lot of bad and beware CHORUS (x2)

The Cats Ass
We had this great 10 year old cat named Jack who just recently died. Jack was a great cat and the kids would carry him around and sit on him and nothing ever bothered him. He used to hang out and nap all day long on this mat in our bathroom. Well we have 3 kids and at the time of this story they were 4 years old, 3 years old and 1 year old. The middle one is Eli. Eli really loves chapstick. LOVES it. He kept asking to use my chapstick and then losing it. So finally one day I showed him where in the bathroom I keep my chapstick and how he could use it whenever he wanted to but he needed to put it right back in the drawer when he was done. Last year on Mother's Day, we were having the typical rush around and try to get ready for Church with everyone crying and carrying on. My two boys are fighting over the toy in the cereal box. I am trying to nurse my little one at the same time I am putting on my make-up. Everything is a mess and everyone has lon

Cat's Meow
Cat's Meow A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway. The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home. Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat! He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there. Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?" "Yes," the wife answers, "why do you ask?" Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that son of a ***** on the phone, I'm lost! and need directions!"

Cats
Study Traces Cat’s Ancestry to Middle East Sign In to E-Mail or Save This Print Reprints Share By NICHOLAS WADE Published: June 29, 2007 Some 10,000 years ago, somewhere in the Near East, an audacious wildcat crept into one of the crude villages of early human settlers, the first to domesticate wheat and barley. There she felt safe from her many predators in the region, such as hyenas and larger cats. Related Web Link The Near Eastern Origin of Cat Domestication (Science) The rodents that infested the settlers’ homes and granaries were sufficient prey. Seeing that she was earning her keep, the settlers tolerated her, and their children greeted her kittens with delight. At least five females of the wildcat subspecies known as Felis silvestris lybica accomplished this delicate transition from forest to village. And from these five matriarchs all the world’s 600 million house cats are descended. A scientific basis for this scenario has been established by Carlo

Cats
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says. A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. "Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard! "That must've been scary", said the teacher. "It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'... And before he could say " Fuck," the rottweiler ate him!"

Cats, The Ferocious Protector Of Home
Today as I was watering the garden, I walked in the door and in came two flies. Instantly, Thunder was in the hunter mode. Mighty and fearless in the face of those winged creatures he pursued, his little chatter was going. The chatter is the sound a cat makes when they are frustrated by prey they can't reach. Frequently you will hear it as they look out the window at birds singing and flying around, but at that moment Thunder was confronted by the ever-elusive fly, rivaled only by those moths that hang around the light bulb in it's ability to frustrate a cat. It's a millenia old battle, the agile cat meets the more agile fly. Thunder pounced, he chased, he crouched, he lept, the house shook; and still the first fly remained lofty and just out of reach. Thunders lament was tremendous. But then came the second fly swooping just a bit too low, lifting just a split second too late. Thunder swung a deft paw in the air and was rewarded with a dazed fly on the ground. He made quick work of

Cats
writing prompt: If you have children (or even pets), how did you choose their name(s)? i have owned alotta cats in my lifetime!!! so now i am gonna tell you their names &what/ how i named them..atleaet the ones that i can remember!!! SMOKEY---my first kitty i had when i was 6. he was grey. i wanted to name him "zipper" after the cat from The Get Along Gang. but my brother chose Smokey REXIE--he was named when me & my brothers were at my grandma's house brainstorming about cat names & came up with absolutley nothing. then a commercial came on & a guy with a black & white horse appeared on the television.the man said 'this is rexie" our cat was black & white like the horse so...we named him rexie ! simple as that! SKIPPY--our one & only dog . he was named after a jar of peanut butter! TOBI- my brother joaquin's cat. i'm pretty sure he was named after Tobi Vail from Bikini KIll. BRODIE -my brother joseph & his girlfriend lori(caidahlia)had a cat named Brodie. nam

Cats And Mice In Heaven
A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, "You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking." The cat thought for a minute and then said, "All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on." God said, "Say no more." Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow. A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident and they all went to Heaven together. God met the mice at the gates with the same offer that He made to the cat. The mice said, "Well, we have had to run all of our lives: from cats, dogs, and even people with brooms! If we could just have some little roller skates, we would not have to run again." God answered, "It is done." All the mice had beautiful little roller skates. About a week later, God decided to check on the cat. He found her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow. God gently awakened the cat and asked, "Is everything okay? How have you been doin

Cats
Recently, me and my kids found a cat with 7 kittens and even though we knew we couldn't take that much on we began to feed them..of course now, they won't leave lol...Unfortunately, there are only 5 kittens left- 2 died early on...they are adorable though..they live under our back porch and under the house- the manage to find a way under there to keep warm..It's a ritual every day for us to go in the morning before school and feed them and after school...my youngest son who is autistic will talk to them, it's soo cute..he opens up and says alot ...it makes him in better spirits when he has had a rough day...

Cats Thoughts
1. I could have sworn I heard the can opener. 2. Is there something I'm not getting when humans make noise with their mouths? 3. Why doesn't the government do something about dogs? 4. I wonder if Morris really liked 9-Lives, or did he have ULTERIOR motives? 5. Hmmm ... If dogs serve humans, and humans serve cats, why can't we cats ever get these STUPID dogs to do anything for us? 6. This looks like a good spot for a nap. 7. Hey -- no kidding, I'm sure that's the can opener. 8. Would humans have built a vast and complex civilization of their own if we cats hadn't given them a reason to invent sofas and can openers in the first place? 9. If there's a God, how can He allow neutering? 10. If that really was the can opener, I'll play finicky just to let THEM know who's boss!

Cats N Wrapping
1. Clear large space on table for wrapping present. 2. Go to wardrobe and collect bag in which present is contained, and close door. 3. Open door and remove cat from wardrobe. 4. Go to cupboard and retrieve rolls of wrapping paper. 5. Go back and remove cat from cupboard. 6. Go to drawer and collect transparent sticky tape, ribbons, scissors, labels, etc. 7. Lay out present and wrapping materials on table, to enable wrapping strategy to be formed. 8. Go back to drawer to get string, remove cat that has been in the drawer since last visit, and collect string. 9. Remove present from bag. 10. Remove cat from bag. 11. Open box to check present, remove cat from box, replace present. 12. Lay out paper to enable cutting to size. 13. Cut the paper to size, trying to keep the cutting line straight. 14. Throw away first sheet because cat tried to chase the scissors and tore paper. 15. Cut second sheet of paper to size by putting cat in the bag the presen

Cats Dream
Cat's Dream By me. How neatly a cat sleeps, sleeps with its paws and its posture, sleeps with its wicked claws, and with its unfeeling blood, sleeps with all the rings- -a series of burnt circles- -which have formed the odd geology of its sand-colored tail. I should like to sleep like a cat, with all the fur of time, with a tongue rough as flint, with the dry sex of fire; and after speaking to no one, stretch myself over the world, over roofs and landscapes, with a passionate desire to hunt the rats in my dreams. I have seen how the cat asleep would undulate, how the night flowed through it like dark water; and at times, it was going to fall or possibly plunge into the bare deserted snowdrifts. Sometimes it grew so much in sleep like a tiger's great-grandfather, and would leap in the darkness over rooftops, clouds and volcanoes. Sleep, sleep cat of the night, with episcopal ceremony and your stone-carved moustache. Take care of all our dre

2 Cats Available To Good Home!! :p
2 cats available to good home! Walked in the door.. (1) door blocked by boxes fallen down (2) headset cord severed and headset in their dish in the kitchen (3) Pc tower on its side (4) tower of CDs on floor in office (cds everywhere, including my b/u cds), everything on my table beside my desk on the floor... Can I scream now???? (trying to remember to laugh about this but I am going to have to go to Walmart for a new headset today... grrrrrrr) LMAO??? They are being oh so lovey dovey right now when all I want to do is scream and pitch them outdoors for a while... ugghghghghghh...

Cats
aright, I like to think of myselve as a cat lover, they are so cute and sweet and playfull and stuff like that, but ther comes times where you just want to kick them away, not hard, not meaning to hurt them, just get them away, an example, you are waiking up, your not wearing socks, and the cat bites you in one of them, how friggen anoying, and then, again, you just fell asleep, the bedroom door is open, your toes are are showing just a tad skin, and guess what, tha cat bites them, AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH oki thats my blog XD

Cats And Dogs..
Funny... Must read.. *_Cats and Dogs_* _The Dog_ 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing! 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! _The Cat_ Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my d

Cats Are Away, Mice Will Play
“OK, honey, see you then,” Samantha says sweetly. She pulls the cordless phone from her right ear and holds it with one hand, hitting the “off” button with a thumb. “He won’t be home for at least an hour,” she whispers to me and throws the phone on the bed. She bends down and kisses me, long and hard on the lips, then begins to ride my cock again. She had it in her the whole time she talked with her fiancé. Sam’s a brown-eyed beauty with medium long luscious brown hair. Her mouth is soft. Her taste is sweet. Her hair teases my chest. Her smell overwhelms me even after she has gone. Sam told me that at night when she gives in to her fiancé, she thinks about me fucking her. To the point of biting her lip before calling out my name… I laugh to myself and give in to the lust, grabbing her hips and pushing back up against her down thrust, sinking my shaft deep into her steaming hole. “Ughhhh,” she moans. From this position, at headboard of the bed Sam shares with her fiancé, I ca

Cat's In The Cradle By Harry Chapin
My child arrived just the other day, He came to the world in the usual way, But there were planes to catch and bills to pay, He learned to walk while I was away And he was talking 'fore I knew it and as he grew He'd say I'm gonna be like you, Dad You know I'm gonna be like you And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon Little boy blue and the man on the moon When you coming home dad, I don't know when, But we'll get together then You know we'll have a good time then My son turned ten just the other day, He said thanks for the ball, dad, come on let's play Can you teach me to throw, I said not today I got a lot to do, he said that's OK And he, He walked away, but his smile never did, and said I'm gonna be like him, yeah You know I'm gonna be like him And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon Little boy blue and the man on the moon When you coming home dad, I don't know when, But we'll get together then You know we'll have a good time then Wel

Cats And Dogs
For those who read the previous bolg this is a follow-up. Talked to the vet this morning and Nutter did respond well to the IV. Food seems to be staying down and after some diareah her stools are now firming and - Most Importantly - are blood free. She purrs at anyone who talks to her, seeking human attention and the vet has given orders that the staff is to do so, including petting and stroking her having first washed hands so that no other smells intrude. This important because even the sound of a dog's collar rattling sends Nutter into a total fear reaction. So the vet says that it is unlikely that we can safely return her here until the dogs are gone, nor are we likely to be able to have any dog, even a tired old non-chasing critter for as long as Nutter lives. So we are paying to have her baorded there until Snoopy and Harley are gone. The sorta good news on that is that BRAT has responded quickly and the head of it here in WA will come get them tomorrow night after she gets

Cats
Cat's Dream By me. How neatly a cat sleeps, sleeps with its paws and its posture, sleeps with its wicked claws, and with its unfeeling blood, sleeps with all the rings-- a series of burnt circles-- which have formed the odd geology of its sand-colored tail. I should like to sleep like a cat, with all the fur of time, with a tongue rough as flint, with the dry sex of fire; and after speaking to no one, stretch myself over the world, over roofs and landscapes, with a passionate desire to hunt the rats in my dreams. I have seen how the cat asleep would undulate, how the night flowed through it like dark water; and at times, it was going to fall or possibly plunge into the bare deserted snowdrifts. Sometimes it grew so much in sleep like a tiger's great-grandfather, and would leap in the darkness over rooftops, clouds and volcanoes. Sleep, sleep cat of the night, with episcopal ceremony and your stone-carved moustache. Take care of all our dre

Cats
i went to the bathroom as soon as i got home from work, came out, went to grab a cup of coffee and freaked cause i thought my cat was on the floor dead. he's on his back (still on his back btw) sprawled out. he's not dead he's just fat! and wont move. i love my cats!! he's funny.

A Cat's Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, The king-size bed is soft and deep... I sleep right in the center groove My human can hardly move! I've trapped her legs, she's tucked in tight And here is where I pass the night No one disturbs me or dares intrude Till morning comes and "I want food!" I sneak up slowly to begin My nibbles on my human's chin. She wakes up quickly, I have sharp teeth - And my claws I will unsheath For the morning's here and it's time to play I always seem to get my way. So thank you Lord for giving me This human person that I see. The one who hugs me and holds me tight And sacrifices her bed at night.

Cat Superstitions
* Dreaming of white cat means good luck. - American superstition * To see a white cat on the road is lucky. - American superstition * It is bad luck to see a white cat at night. - American superstition * If a cat washes behind its ears, it will rain. - English superstition * A strange black cat on your porch brings prosperity. - Scottish superstition * A cat sneezing is a good omen for everyone who hears it. - Italian superstition * A cat sleeping with all four paws tucked under means cold weather ahead. - English superstition * When moving to a new home, always put the cat through the window instead of the door, so that it will not leave. - American superstition * When you see a one-eyed cat, spit on your thumb, stamp it in the palm of your hand, and make a wish. The wish will come true. - American superstition * In the Netherlands, cats were not allowed in rooms where private family discussions were going on. The Dutch be

86 Cats!
Good Morning….Just how many cats are enough? I mean not to make Cat stew or Chick- -can Cat-Cha-Tori…or even to climb to the top of Cat-Man-Do…But realistically how many cats are enough? Would you say 2 is enough? Some folks would say 1 is way too much…How about 86 oh yeah I did not stutter, if I did it would be 888888888888ttttttttttttttttttttttt666666666666666. Now that is one long stutter and way to many cats. However I just learned that 85 cats were ok, but when a Glenwood Springs Colorado woman received the 86th cat she needed help from a local animal shelter, in which the shelter was trying to find homes for 86 cats rescued from a two-bedroom condominium. The Colorado Animal Rescue Shelter received the cats on Wednesday. Since then, workers have been scrambling to accommodate the animals at area shelters and homes. How does one accommodate a cat? Give it fish? Cat Ca-nipplets? Throw thirteen balls of yarn around it? Now on 86 of them that is 1118 balls of yarn or enough yarn to

Cat's Snowstorm
Cat's Snowstorm We are driving along a long and empty road as the first snowflakes hit the windshield. This doesn't seem to be a great place to get stuck in a storm, especially late at night and after a night out dancing at the clubs, but here we are. I'm wearing a nice button up shirt and slacks that is nice and dressy but still casual. You on the other hand, decided to really go for it tonight, knowing how much i love the sight of you in your short skirts and tops that show a lot of cleavage. You have on this skirt that goes to about mid thigh with a little slit up the side, and a pretty little top that sparkles and feels almost like silk and has a very plunging neck line. Topping it off with your favorite pair of knee high platform boots with a 4" heel. You know that I've been going nuts all night because I haven't been able to keep my hands off you on the dance floor, My hands caressing your exposed legs or the back of your neck and my lips kissing and nibbling everything that I

Cats & Dogs
Cat's sharpen there claw's, Scratch there post, The Dog's sit silent, Chewing on there bone, Whether living in a Kennel or on a warm bed, There safe under the Warm Blankets. Let the snow & Rain Fall heavy, The globe keep turning Green & blue, As the clouds whisk slowly bye, Let the Sun dance on your soul. The Rainbow is filled with gold, Chase it until you collapse in green olive grass, Pure beauty, All shades & Hues fill the world, The Moon shall rise again with the stars. Look unto the velvet sky & Pray, That the day will never end, Let it embrace you in Warmth, In solitary silence, A neverending Excistence. The day will come when the prince's rise, There swords held high gleaming in the breeze, As the princesse's receive there shiny crown, Upon the forehead & filled with Jewels.

Cats Rule Dogs Drool.......a Lot!!
The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door: Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim as your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Racing me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run. I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort, however. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm. Fo

Cat Sitting
One night while I was cat-sitting my daughter's indoor feline, it escaped outside. When it failed to return the following morning, I found the beast clinging to a branch about 30 feet up in a spindly tree. Unable to lure it down, I called the fire department. "We don't do that anymore," the woman dispatcher said. When I persisted, she was polite but firm. "The cat will come down when it gets hungry enough." "How do you know that?" I asked. "Have you ever seen a cat skeleton in a tree?" she said. Two hours later the cat was back, looking for breakfast.

Cats In The Cradle...
My dad isnt a very emotional guy. When our grandmother (his mom) passed away I dont even ever remember seeing him cry a single tear. I dont remember us doing anything with him while growing up. It was always with my mom. When we finished school, there was no hug or even a handshake or him saying "Im proud of you" just a kinda... nod that he does when he sees something he likes. All I ever remember seeing him do was kiss my mom on the cheek when he came home, so effection wasnt a big thing from him either. I was talking to my mom today and she had said that last night, my dad had a few more in him than usual and was talking, which he never does. He said he's a lil upset that we (the boys) dont bother with him. And at first I was like, "what the hell, we come in, say hi, BS for a bit then go out with my mom somewhere" But she meant actually DO something with him. But what the hell can we do with him? He doesnt go to movie theatres, when we ask if he wants to get a bite to eat with us

Cats: The One And Only Maine Coon... Issues With Food!
So I have a cat... as you all know... and he's continuously eating bags cause thats how he shows hes hungry (he also licks water bottles and glasses when hes thirsty) Thats not the problem though the problem is he does it every time I wake up and when I go to check... he already has food in his bowl. ( I think he has me trained) So in order to stop this I have been ignoring him and he evenntually after many times of picking him up and placing him by his food bowl he eats it. Now after he eats it he throws up right afterwards. Every damn time. He's a Maine Coon so he's the most intelligent of all cat species could he be telling me something I may not know? Yes I should probley take him to the vet. But its to expensive... I can't even afford health insurance for myself and I have two gaping holes in my wisdom teeth. So here in lies that problem. On top of that cat food is expensive for me with him. Three years ago he was proclaimed 95% dead when I got him to the vet

A Cat's Will
A CAT'S WILL When humans die, they make a will To leave their homes, and all they have to those they love. I too would make a will, if I could write. To some poor, wistful, lonely stray I'd leave my happy home, My dish, my cozy bed, my cushioned chair, my toy, The well-loved lap, The gently stroking hand, The loving voice, The place I made in someone's heart, The love, that at the last Could help me to a peaceful, painless end Held in loving arms. If I should die, Oh! Do not say: "No more a pet I'll have To grieve me by its loss." Seek out some lonely, unloved cat And give my place to him. This is my legacy, The love I leave behind, 'Tis all I have to give.

Cat Sitting Is What Makes Your Kitty Happy
Pets in general can’t take care of themselves independently for an extended time. This is why you need to think of alternative arrangements when you are away for a long time. You can’t really leave your precious kitty on their own nor is it feasible for you to take them with you wherever you go. Not only is it going to be expensive but it is also going to be very traumatic for your pet. Reasons to Select a Cat Sitter for Your Kitty 1. In a different environment, cats can get a bit tense and stressed out when they are not comfortable. If they are in a different place it will take them a long time to adjust to a new scenario. 2. Even though you are away, familiar sights, sounds and even the same routine is going to make your cat feel secure and happy. 3. Only a cat sitter can give your sweet babies the best service there is to find. These are professional people who will do everything they should to give your cat a healthy and happy time when you are away. 4. In cas

Cats In The Cradle - Harry Chapin
My child arrived just the other dayHe came to the world in the usual wayBut there were planes to catch and bills to payHe learned to walk while I was awayAnd he was talkin' 'fore I knew it, and as he grewHe'd say "I'm gonna be like you dadYou know I'm gonna be like you" And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoonLittle boy blue and the man on the moonWhen you comin' home dad?I don't know when, but we'll get together then sonYou know we'll have a good time then My son turned ten just the other dayHe said, "Thanks for the ball, Dad, come on let's playCan you teach me to throw", I said "Not todayI got a lot to do", he said, "That's ok"And he walked away but his smile never dimmedAnd said, "I'm gonna be like him, yeahYou know I'm gonna be like him" And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoonLittle boy blue and the man on the moonWhen you comin' home son?I don't know when, but we'll get together then sonYou know we'll have a good time then Well, he came home from college just

Cats Suffered A Significant
Team Canadas first playoff hurdle in their quest for a gold medal at the World Hockey Championship is a quarterfinal matchup with Slovakia on Thursday. Joe Flacco Jersey . You can see the game live on TSN and TSN Mobile TV at 5:45am et/2:45am pt. The game can also be heard on TSN Radio 1050 Toronto. Team Canada finished atop the Helsinki group with a record of six wins and one overtime loss, that being to the United States. Defenceman Duncan Keith leads the team in scoring with one goal and 10 assists for 11 points in seven games. Fellow blueliner Marc Methot will miss Thursdays game after he was handed a one-game suspension for a hit from behind against Belarus on Tuesday. Ryan Murray will take Methots place in the lineup. With a record of five wins and two losses, Slovakia finished fourth in the Helsinki group. Branko Radivojevic and Andrej Sekera lead the team in scoring with seven points each in seven games. Canada skated to a 3-2 win over Slovakia in the opening game of the tourna

Cat's Got My Tongue
Cat's got my tongueGot me sprungNo I like this 2 much2 just yet give U some!HUMMMMMMM HUMMMMMMMMM!Like that inanimate thingI can do it in different keysw/ no batteries2 replacejust my face in yer placedrive U wild w/ each tasteI can taste it 4everunlike a lollipopwhen I get 2 the middleI don't have 2 stopHUMMM HUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Do U like that?make sure it stays shavedI don't want yer cat 2 scratchBut I like the fur ballsand and alllick that kittykissyklittyfur cleanUpdownUpside69Don't worry bout mineI want 2 will make U scraemYES!And creamYES!Thighs pressedtightly round my headR U seeing stars?Did ecstasymake U leave yer body yet?And put my fingers where?wherever yer wet enufsweat and yer juices keep cummin upI think U need a bathLet me draw the warm waterlie under the faucetAdd the bubble bathtake it fartherRub a dub dub dubWhat do we have here?U and Iwho came 2 join our fun?3 men, not my stylebut another kittyis a purrr-fect subPull the yarn away from the thongWe help

Cat's Got My Tongue Pt. 2
What's new pussycat?Lavender incense, blue litepink plate specialbetween the sheetsU 2 nestlewhile I set up the camKinky 3someMaking the whole world watching cumRemote turns onRipe beats of sambathe sexy mama's eyesand handsstroke yer shapely thighsHearts and moist breasts pulsate in timeFloral smoke billowsHer touch soothe like petals and feathersas U both lay on pillowsReacting 2 the funky smoove grooveIt's yer moveU have the pick of the litterChocolate, fruit, leatherSyrup, oil, vibratorsBody paint?U kiss her neck tauntingly whisperCan U wait?My manual overdrive'snot enufIt needs yer voluptuous lips 4 oral resusitationBent over, our playmategiving her the initiation2 give U a vibrating long-awaited penetration!Purrrr!ing on meInviting sensationrocking yer bodySucking, receivingPleasureBobbing, weavingStop!What?The 2 of u tie me wpw/ the leather strapBiting, licking me all overScents of sweat and lavenderMy body, a buffetI'm fed glasses of chardonnayExchanging fruitta

The Cat That Predicts Death
Oscar the cat seems to have an uncanny knack for predicting when nursing home patients are going to die, by curling up next to them during their final hours. His accuracy, observed in 25 cases, has led the staff to call family members once he has chosen someone. It usually means they have less than four hours to live. "He doesn't make too many mistakes. He seems to understand when patients are about to die," said Dr. David Dosa in an interview. He describes the phenomenon in a poignant essay in Thursday's issue of the New England Journal of Medicine. "Many family members take some solace from it. They appreciate the companionship that the cat provides for their dying loved one," said Dosa, a geriatrician and assistant professor of medicine at Brown University. The 2-year-old feline was adopted as a kitten and grew up in a third-floor dementia unit at the Steere House Nursing and Rehabilitation Center. The facility treats people with Alzheimer's, Parkinson's disease and other

Cattails
I could see the tall cattails trembling on the shore in the wrinkled water washing up in trinkling sounds, the susurration of the breeze, here and there the quiet nip of a fish feeding on the surface of the lake. I was alone by choice, chastened by a moment long ago - going nowhere with no-one. From across the water, voices and laughter bubbled to me, tempted me to step away from solitude, surrender to the lilt of life unlived. I didn't know I'd find her there, but strode to her all the same, in steady steps away from loneliness and to those glistering eyes. © All rights reserved

Cattle!
Just recently certain hoople heads are getting on my nerves they seem to think they can assist me in what they have deemed my plights so please do be intelligent enough to analyze this very concise morsel of rage ... It's these people for which I hold nothing but contempt. These overbearing, holier than though, shallow, misguided, corrective (your not my fucking mentor/editor/ruler) cattle. And if that offends you then good you realize the truth and you're a target... Short, sweet and to the fucking get out of my head, point! Ahhhhhhh...

Cattle Decapitated
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The Cat That Got The Cream
I was watching the TV the other day, as I tend to do most days. Not that the TV does anything interesting, like double-back summersaults or synchronised swimming with the toaster in the fish tank. No, the TV kinda just sits there but, if I switch it on I get amazing glowing pictures that can amuse me for, well, almost minutes! So, there I was, watching an episode of Will and Grace, or Everybody Hates Raymond or something, when the adverts came on. Now, I hate adverts, so I try not to watch them but sometimes they can be more interesting than the programme you get to see two-minute clips of between the commercials. So, this time I started to half-watch an advert for Head and Shoulders, a shampoo for people with....well, I'm guessing a head and some shoulders. Maybe they called it that because it's difficult to keep the product on your hair? And, I don't know about you, but I have hair on other parts that need shampooing as well. The marketing world needs me!!! I guess calling it "Head,

Cattie's Happy Home
It was raining , thunder rollin' and lightening flashing as I watched out the picture window of our condo, I was looking for Julie to pull-up in her Ford pick-up. She was my girl and she had finally agreed to met with me and this wonderful man I was seeing for a " love feast " Now Clint was a little doubtful about a three- some but finally agreed because he wanted me happy. To me he was a perfect man , he looked good and had an 9 inch cock that stayed hard or got that way in a snap if I said the right word . He lasted all night and would fuck me til I was so sore I cried mercy and then would lick and suck my clit til I cum at least one more time. We would fall asleep in each others arms . Now Julie was 5'7" 125 lbs. 36-24-36 , with red hair hanging down to her waist. She was a vision to make man or woman want her. And she was mine , now I met Clint at work in the Photography department . His eyes had me under their spell the first time I looked into them. We had dated for about 6

Cat Updates
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Cat-us Interruptus
Cat-us Interruptus by sweetsubsarahh© Special thanks to rgraham666 for editing assistance. Thanks, Rob. * Sarah stretched her tanned body on the cool sheets and waited for Michael. She unfastened a few of the buttons on the man's dress shirt she wore, for speedy access, she thought, while he was still turning off lights and activating the house alarm. Finally he entered the bedroom and leered at her, eliciting her grin. Locking the door behind them, ever mindful of possible household interruptions, he joined her on the bed. "We still have a guest," she breathed, not wanting to break their momentum. "A guest?" Sarah smiled and pointed to the bookshelf. On the bottom ledge lay a small white cat, soundly sleeping, curled into a tight little ball. "I didn't have the heart to move him." "We'll be quiet, then," Michael said, pulling her to him, running his hands down the length of her body. They were hungry but still playful, needy but not rushed. Sarah clos

Caturday
· bigfootberry rated you a '2'! · bigfootberry just checked you out! he wants my hawt body. And who wants to go with me to see Michael Jackson's last concerts? I'll bring the jesus juice!!!! g'morning ya fookers

Caturday!!!
I loves cats ... but not sure if I could actually own one .. and if I did what kind? I'm way to loving on my animals ... so, if I got a cat and she turned her butt to me I would probably be upset and cries .... don't think cats are for me???

Catwoman
This film just reeks. Based off the popular comic book heroine of D.C. Comics. Warner Brothers has introduced a new Catwoman and completely disregards all of the character's history. I know many comic book fans might get upset about the whole origin changing bit, but I thought the origin seemed kind of cool in the movie. Especially, how they were able to link it to Egyptian cats. Even though, I liked the, "Batman Returns" Catwoman, this one seemed to give the character a bit more of a back story. At least, the film gave a good reason why Catwoman was brought back to life. Instead, of the dark mysterious resurection of "Batman Returns." Plus, Halle Berry looked so hot in that Catwoman outfit. However, what's bad about this movie? Well, everything else. The entire story for this film (except Catwoman's new origin) was just awful. Plus, none of this is helped when you have cliched acting and mediocre special effects. In the film, Felicity Price/Catwoman (Halle Berry) is killed off after s

Catwalk Bitches Must Die!
Begone Oh Lofty Wenches to your Catwalks in the sky Begone and take thine graven image from before mine eye Stalk your way to paradise on six- inch, spike- heeled shoes And prattle to the Maker about fashion's changing hues Dent His ear eternally with gossip of rich men Force Him to endure your endless tripe, and then Reduce Him to a jellied heap with just one awesome stare Before you slip your tops off to bombard Him with your 'pair' Not those which He did give you, Oh No, dare I should jest! But ones which have been tweaked and puffed, deflated and the rest Show cheekbones which do arch, as none should ever do Then divest of all your clothing just to see what else is new To strut, to stalk, to pout, to pose, all this is everlasting Until such day as we can be, of you, completely blasting Get off our screens, out of our faces, begone before our eyes To torture not imperfect souls, from heaven's fluffy skies Depart at once, unto the all- eternal, divine- divide

The Cat Who Needed A Night Light
By Susan McCullough On a warm August day, a dainty little cat named Dolores was receiving a special award: the American Humane Association's William O. Stillman award for bravery. The association gives the award to people who risk their lives to save animals from danger, and to animals who face down danger to save the lives of people. Either way, the winners are heroes, whether they're take-charge, fearless sorts of people, or extroverted, devoted pets like Dolores. Dolores hadn't always been an extrovert. And she hadn't seemed very devoted to anyone, either. In fact, she'd been what most people call the quiet type. When she first came to live with her owner, Kyle, Dolores rarely had anything to say. And most of the time, she didn't like being touched. Kyle didn't know why Dolores was so standoffish. And he didn't understand something else about her: why she always became upset whenever the lights were turned out. But Kyle didn't care. Something about the

The Cat Who Ate Danish Modern
Finished reading this novel today, at the suggestion (of the series, not the novel) of a friend. A lot of fun, and of course I liked the mention of Hindemith partway through ;) Good mystery, memorable characters. (And a dashed-off review, but you'll see better, really...)

Catwoman
HE sent me a message saying did this sexy feline like to scratch and tease a man? All I could do was laugh at this. What an original introduction. I had never been thought of as a feline ready to pounce. So in a joking manner I returned with the answer of depends on what game you want to play, thinking I would never hear from him again. Joke on me. I received another message if I wanted to play happily ever after and would I like for him to kiss my hands and appreciate me daily. Where did this man come from? Thinking to myself that this was too good to be true and that I would play along with the game, I told him he knew how to make a woman\'s heart flutter. With a really of that is how he worked his way into a woman\'s heart. Then came the message.Does this sexy feline have the will to get to know a man who is romantic and will do anything for her? What is her music choice and what does she in the food world? And was Kink ok and could he pamper her and polish her nails? All you

The Cat-woman A
The Cat-Woman (not affiliated with Warner Bros.) Stacy's life was simple and happy. She lived in a nice, cozy shoe-box that she could just cuddle up into; she ate nothing but the finest cuisine available and still maintained her girlish figure; she had the love of the fine woman with whom she lived, Gwen Thompson. Or rather, she WISHED that she had the love of the fine woman with whom she lived. She found Gwen to be the most gorgeous creature on two legs that she had ever laid eyes on, and merely to gaze at her shapely figure, her full blonde hair, striking eyes and graceful movements was enough to make Stacy melt for hours on end. Although she had been living with her for a year or two now in the tiny, yet ever-so cozy apartment, there was one horrible reality that Stacy could never face, a reality that would forever deny her her true love; Stacy was merely an innocent little black house cat. True, Stacy herself knew that she could never, and probably shouldn't,

The Cat-woman B
The Cat-Woman (not affiliated with Warner Bros.) With the kind of speed and precision that can only happen in the world of porno movies, both women were all over each other, making love and shampooing each other at the same time. Stacy purred as she watched (and appreciated) her first girl-on-girl action video. She studied every move they made on each other, gently caressing each other, licking and sucking each other's perfectly engineered breasts, and only near the end going down on each other's clits (you would think that men would take heed of such educational videos instead of just stampeding for the pussy while doing his girl). She hadn't realized it, but Stacy had her long, slender fingers already deeply inside her own pussy, pleasing herself immensely as she watched the movie. The video jumped to the next scene, not following any continuity with the previous scene, and Stacy brought her hands up after noticing what she was doing. "No, stop it, girl! Save

Catwoman Halloween Costume
Catwoman Halloween Costume Shop for super hero costumes by clicking here - fulfill all your costume and party decoration needs! There are a lot of halloween costumes that you can wear to impress this season. You can go as a witch, a superwoman, a wonder woman, a pumpkin or you can also go as a Catwoman. Creating a catwoman halloween costume is easy. Just picture yourself as a catwoman first. Then find the required materials to make yourself a catwoman halloween costume. Do not forget the eyes. Get yourself catseye contact lenses and look like a true catwoman. Do not forget to walk like a cat and also make cat noises to get noticed. There are other superhero costumes that you can try and if you do not get the mood to become one of these, get yourself a nice halloween t-shirt and wear it. catwoman halloween costume, catwoman halloween dress, cat woman halloween costume, catwoman costume, catwoman dress, catwomen halloween costume, catwomen halloween dress, superhero hallowee

Catwoman Artwork On Ebay
It's that time again people. Staz Johnson ebay art sale time.. pass the word. There's a bunch of Catwoman pages offered up this time, click the pick to got to the ebay page.. or just search for Staz Johnson on ebay. Any questions, just ask Lysa or myself. Cheers, Staz

Cat With A Hat
A cat with a hat tempts my dreams This creature with a unique feature was everywhere In the light he radiated with a might Like a tiger he ripped through me like a fiber My blood was like a flood filling this place Hidden in the trees, this place was forbidden Not wanted, I was haunted by fear With a scare, I could not bear this dream Nothing but a dream, I still was not clean I awoke with a fright to the sight of the might of blood spattered about my room This was nothing but a dream, right?

Caty And Me
I parted the veil into the world beyound the mist. Freya greeted me as an old friend. The Goddess told me she had some one for me to meet. As I looked I saw a girl sad shy scared and alone. Who is she I asked? This is Cathy Sue for she is you. Yes that sad missing part of me had been found. As we touched I kissed her lips softly and she hugged me. We became as one on that trip beyound the veil Caty and me As we merged I felt whole Caty and me joined as one. Caty and me are one again as was ment to be. So as we return we are one Caty and me. Now the adventure begins for Caty and me Here we are take us as we are Caty and me Let the adventure begin for Caty and me Caty

Caught & Made To Serve
Dear Mystery Beauty, You don’t know me, but I have longed for you from afar for many months. The first time I saw you at that Ice Cream Social at the park I was totally in awe of you. I tried to forget I ever saw you, but your stunning face and incredible body kept haunting me. I knew that nothing would ever come of my obsession – we are both married and I never thought that I would cheat on my wife. So I just settled for you in my fantasies. Your beautiful face would often pop into my head as I brought myself pleasure. You would be between my legs – with a look of hunger – urging me to come for you. And for a while, I was content with my fantasies until I happened to walk by a house during a late afternoon stroll. There you were working in your flower bed wearing a pair of old cut-offs and a white tank top with a plunging neckline. You looked like a goddess to me, and the sight of your ample cleavage almost spilling out of your shirt made my cock instantly hard. I almost c

Caught Fishing
This happened years ago, about ten years before me and my wife devorced and I came to be the dirty old man that I am today.... The boat I had back then was a Kingfisher. They were called coffin boats because they were long, narrow, and deep. It was fifteen feet long, about five wide, and almost three feet deep. There was a pedestal seat in the bow with the outboard motor controls and a stick to steer with and another pedestal in the rear. The rest of the boat was open except for the fishing gear and an ice chest. I had carpeted the floor to deaden noise. I was pre-fishing in the middle of the week for a bass tournament, which would be held the next weekend. Caddo Lake is a shallow, cypress lake in Northeastern Texas, with part of it crossing the state line into Louisiana. We were back up in a cypress pocket, off of Jamie's Bayou, it's not an area usually haunted by serious fishermen. A channel had been dredged up along the thick button cypress trees to allow an oil company to float

Caught In The Web
Caught in the Web by Frankly © Frank rang the doorbell at exactly 8 PM. He was not a man that was late or unprepared for nearly any situation and pushing that bell was the culmination of two months of planning and preparation. While he waited for an answer his mind allowed a few extraneous bits of doubt to surface. Was there anything that he had overlooked? He was sure of himself, how about her? He was about to confront a woman he had never seen before but felt he knew intimately. They had never met in person before. All their communication had been by Internet and telephone. Frank was cruising through sexual cyberspace one night in search of a deeply meaningful and mutually satisfying relationship with a horny girl, for the next ten minutes. He had done that several times before, found a hot chic, chatted for a few minutes about wild, unimaginably torrid sex, then evaporated into the ether. Sometimes he was relieved of sexual tension, sometimes not. The girls always achieved

Caught Within The Flame
Beneath the veil of darkened skies Around us dance the fireflies Skyclad flesh and wanton ways Tempt our souls to go astray I call to you the lovers' plea Unbind they spirit and come to me I've lit the candles, black and white Our lives will change forever tonight So drink the glass of Claret down Forbidden lust shall be unbound Passions strength and all desire Alive within the flames of fire.

Caught By A Smile
your voice has travelled miles, pieces of mosaic tile unraveled from its pile and deposited in my mind. each word put down on file as our dialogue stands trial after cracking false denials we hesitate to find. when moments are defiled our silence lasts a while you catch me with your smile I pick up on your designs. you part with grace and style like silt brushed down the nile I stare through the redial and think of you as mine.

Caught Between Two
caught between two what if you were caught between two? and had little clue as to what you should do what if one stimulated your body & the other your intellect what might you do which might you select what if one sought the body & the other sought heart & soul would you give into carnal action or would you allow love to take control? what if one angered you and the other brought light to your dark[ness] what if one offered pseudo-passion & with the other you felt a spark what if you were attracted to ones talk and the others voice which would you gravitate towards which would be your choice? what if one physically teased you & the other kept you mentally taunted would your wish to be sexually desired outweigh your need to be loved & wanted what if you you knew one loved you and to the other you were little more than a toy would you seek out the "Toys R Us" kid or would you give into loves joy what if without even touching you one made you feel kissed an

Caught In A Dream
If you can imagine this The whole world sharin' one big kiss These are thoughts all through my brain That I daydream every day I'm alive and well Right now I'm alive, I'm feelin' well It's my life to live my way So I'll keep daydreaming away Who knows, maybe someday it will all come true And I will get my way And we will live as one I'm caught up in a dream I'm gonna wish for it all No one is gonna tell me how No way, this is my dream now I'm caught up in what seems Simply impossible I ain't gonna change a thing No way, it's my dream what cannot will be done for every living thing under the sun forget color forget race just be one big happy face among the sea of people live among God's creatures sharing love that was sent down from above here to share with one another father, brother, sister, mother everybody sharing love sharing love I'm caught up in a dream I'm gonna wish for it all No one is gonna tell me how No way, this is my dream now I'm

"caught A Lite Sneeze" - Tori Amos
caught a lite sneeze caught a lite breeze caught a lightweight lightningseed boys on my left side boys on my right side boys in the middle and you're not here i need a big loan from the girl zone building tumbling down didn't know our love was so small couldn't stand at all mr. st. john just bring your son the spire is hot and my cells can't feed and you still got that belle dragging your foots i'm hiding it well sister ernestine but i still got that belle dragging my foots right on time you get closer and closer called my name but there's no way in use that fame rent your wife and kids today maybe she will maybe she will caught a lite sneeze dreamed a little dream made my own pretty hate machine boys on my left side boys on my right side boys in the middle and you're not here boys in their dresses and you're not here i need a big loan from the girl zone Tori Amos - Caught A Little SneezeMusic Code provided by YouCodes

Caught My Husband
Last night in the jacuzzi my best friend ,husband and I were in there. We were relaxin and then I got up for a drink, as I looked into the deck door window, I seen my husband grab my best friends tit. when I came back both of them were sitting there giggling. Now should I confront them? Or be quiet cuz i am having an affair with my best friend?

"caught By Sirens"
"Caught by Sirens" --------------------------- -My everyday routine Tainted By the monotony of dedications Seeking Refuge through Others becoming significant Mirrors reflect my Exterior Missing All thats underneath I hide once again From this mutiny As immaturity surrounds Like a moat Enclosing me within This once again Cold-Hearted Shell of protection I CLOSE MY EYES AND ESCAPE...... ......And hear this Beautiful, Hypnotic, Yet soothing song. Coming from this Light I hear voices of Beauty They call my name As I Surcome To thier Songs Following Temptation Thier spell glazes upon my soul Pulling me to the Appetite of Desire of Sin Twisted in thier web I'm nude With intent Singing thier lost Melody Thier song of Sirens

Caught Snooping (kira And Lexander)
“ Don’t look at me with those innocent eyes they don’t work with me hun. I’m prone to sweet little eyes like that. Now tell me what you’re doing here.” Kira glanced down at her hands trying to ignore the tears that kept trying to flow. She didn’t know why she had risked her life breaking into his mansion only to gain info when there was none. Maybe it had been a stupid hope a stupid dream but at least she had tried to no prevail. Slowly she glanced up at the man that stood there towering over her. “Oh nothing really just looking for information on you…..but to my surprise there is no record of you in the police files. No records of you here…no records of you anywhere. Tell me do you even truly exist?” she questioned. As she glanced up at the man once more defiance in her eyes this time, only to see irritation and surprise mingled together on Lexander’s face. Without thinking twice on it Kira began to slowly back away but before she got four feet away from the door Lexander had a

Caught In The Act
Suzanne Jamison was 42 years old and having an affair with a 20 year old pool boy. She and Anthony were making love in the lounge chair beside the pool one afternoon. Suzanne's body glistened in the sunlight. It was tanned, lean, and quite sexy for her age. Her skin was still very taut and smooth and her breasts were still as firm as when she was 18. She was a vision of beauty at any age! Unfortunately her husband Rob hadn't seemed to notice in years. He was a very busy account rep for a major advertising agency, and between long hours at the office, out of town meetings with clients and training camps, about the only thing he had time to do when he got home every night was shower and collapse into bed. Not that Suzanne minded very much. She loved having time to herself all day, and she loved that he made plenty of money, which Suzanne was all to happy to spend. Of course it did leave her feeling rather lonely and deprived at times. Her body still felt young and alive, and it needed at

Caught Me On Comments Keep Them Cummin Baby!!
OK GUYS I GOT A GOOD LEAD ON THE OTHER GIRLS IN "THE LOVELY LIPS CONTEST" BUT STILL NEED MORE 10'S AND LOTS MORE COMMENTS I HAVE SEEN THESE SAME GIRLS COME UP WITH OVER A 1000 COMMENTS IN NO TIME.. AND THIS CONTEST JUST STARTED SO I MAY BE WINNING NOW BUT THAT CAN CHANGE VERY FAST.... KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK GUYS MUAHHH MUAHHHH MUAHHHH!! HERE IS THE LINK ONCE AGAIN MUCH LOVE YOURHOOVERGIRL

Caught Off-guard...
Picked up a movie at Blockbuster last night after having dinner at Nana's and curled up on the couch to watch it. I'd heard that "Crank" was pretty good so I figured I'd give it a try. Not too far into the movie I had a shock. At the introduction of one of the main characters I thought, "Carlos?!" Carlos is an old friend that I met here in Nashville at the club I used to frequent before it closed last year. He was an amazing dancer and I remember seeing him ever since I first started going there. We started talking and hanging out and found out that we were so alike in many ways that is was almost creepy. I mean, even the way that we had out respective apartments laid out and decorated was almost identical. He had to head out of the country 2 years ago for a film and then I lost track of him. The club closed and while I know where the Sunday night crowd migrated to I have no clue where the Saturday night crowd went. So I've been hanging out at a new after hours club that is a pl

Caught
Quiet! I'm thinking. It's kind of difficult I can't hold up the conversation It's difficult to sympathize My need to resuscitate intensifies The bolt thrust sharp between my eyes. Inside I crumble, perishing intentionally, explicitly there's nothing I can do. Nothing I can do. Nothing I can …Do! 4, 3, 2, 1 Boom! Explosions deep inside my head it feels as if a tank just fucking tore apart my insides sometimes I wish that I was dead it's me who's ping ponging back and forth across this empty space I'd rather be slammed by two than to take any more so what's the use so what's with you!? I never said I'd take you down there Never said I'd see it through Yet shit just happens I'll never know what fucking hell has put me through I guess that I deserve the beating the kind that's not intentional Why must I do only the things that please me There's definitely no escape, I'm caught! I'm caught, caught in the middle

Caught Having Sex????
NANCY was caught having sex! In the middle of the act, caught in the throes of passion at the dinner table ... you've been caught by Charles Bronson! 'Where Will You be Caught Having Sex?' at QuizUniverse.com

Caught Up
Rape me, ravage me,take control, Soothe me..love me, then take my soul Youre now just a whisper in my ear such a sweet sound... Quickly losing reality only jaded memrories left hanging around. Youre the blade to my wrist, the shot in the dark, Im the dumb bitch, I was the easy mark. Youre not a person but an addiction to me Instability moves in..,I need to be set free Beat me with your words the I love yous and such Make me believe in them..., I loved you so much. A once malestrom of emotions so willing to succumb, An enigma of what was is now exactly what you have become. The lies the deciept all just a funny game, Forget "us", forget "me", forget my name..

Caught In The Rain
The rain fell softly onto the pitch black pavement. Although the car radio blared, each drop pierced her ears, and sent waves of excitement throughout her body. She slung off her shoes and tippee toed like a ballerina in toe shoes. The young gentleman urged her to come back to the car but she didn't hear him, she was living in the moment, if for just a second, a minute, an hour, she wanted to feel this moment and never forget it. He ran to her side as she danced across the dark lot, he whispered into her ear "come with me." The young girl in the drenched white blouse and long flowing skirt giggled as she pulled away from his clutches and said simply "No." She was looking to the heavens where the rain drops would touch her face so softly as if they were caressing her every feature. The young boy looked on in amazement at her spinning around and around in the rain. "what is she doing" he thought to himself, and as if she knew what he was thinking she ran to him grabbed his ha

Caught Maturebating
I'm female 25 years old. My most embarrassing situation happened a few years ago when I was in college. My roomie had gone away for the weekend and I was alone. One evening, after drinking a little wine at a party I came back to my room and decided to masturbate. I locked my door, stripped naked, put on my earphones (blasting) and went to it with a vibrator! What I didn't know was that my roomie thought I was also going to be gone for the weekend, and gave her key to a friend in case the friend "got lucky". I was in the middle of my "work-out", my headset blasting, my eyes squeezed shut, when the door opened and a girl and a guy walked in! They stood, frozen in shock while I lay writhing on the bed. I didn't hear or see them! After what could only have been a few seconds, something made me open my eyes! I almost had a heart attack! They mumbled an apology and ran out! I seriously considered a transfer.

Caught You
I came home to find you pleased from someone else You told me I was everything to you At the door were his shoes You leave me here dazed and confused I fail to understand your choice In my head I heard a voice It said to turn and leave Cuz my eyes I did not want to believe Believe that you had the nerve To be with someone else and merge Merge your bodies all together I wonder will my heart weather Weather this typhoon of hidden anger To see you sexing with this stranger Or was that you already met I know it’s the case I sure can bet I heard the way you sighed and moaned Now I wish I would’ve phoned Phoned you before I got home To give him a chance to be gone In my home, in my bed This is a sight I surely dread Don’t tell me why Don’t talk at all I will walk away real tall Not hanging my head at all I lost and I’m a man Now to go into my plan To build a trap full of quicksand So you and he can fall real slow Watch my heels.... I am out the door

Caught...
I've been caught... swimming in his eyes again. Holding my heart so it doesn't break in his presence. I've been known to have to steady my breathing at his smile, as my own returns with red cheeks. As the subject of my never ending sentences, he calls upon pauses that should not be there. His heart cannot mention my name. While my heart can only scream his. I've been seen caressing his skin with my gaze. Memorizing his shape. I've dreamead of how his lips round his words. My heart hangs heavy when I hear his voice. My pulse races with his scent. Unlike any of the others, he kills me and keeps me alive. © Andi 2007

Caught In The Act
MsShana was caught having sex! In the middle of the act, caught in the throes of passion at the dinner table ... you've been caught by Chuck Norris! 'Where Will You be Caught Having Sex?' at QuizUniverse.com

Caught In The Act?????/
kathy was caught having sex! In the middle of the act, caught in the throes of passion in the bathroom ... you've been caught by Charles Bronson! 'Where Will You be Caught Having Sex?' at QuizUniverse.com

Caught
I catch myself looking at your pictures, when I need to smile. I catch myself reading our conversations, when I need to feel loved. I catch myself thinking of that smile of yours, when I need to feel happy. I catch myself just thinking of you when I want to feel closer to you. That’s when I realize, You’ve already caught me. That’s when I think, “I am yours, and you are mine!”

Caught
"What a fucking day," she muttered to herself as she turned her computer off. Just before her monitor flickered off she caught a glimpse of the clock. It was 9:28 at night. "I swear, if they didn't pay me so well..." her thoughts broke into a million empty promises as she tossed her purse over her shoulder. Her open toed sandals softly clicked against the tile of the hallway as she headed toward the elevator. Her skirt fluttered about her knees as she walked. She thought of the long relaxing bubble bath she was going to treat herself to once she got home. She also couldn't believe that she was young, single, and looking forward to a bubble bath on a Friday night. Perhaps she wasn't as young as she thought. She pushed open the door that lead into the elevator lobby. She was slightly startled to see another person standing there. She had thought she was the only one left in the building. He nodded at her and went back to staring at the closed elevator door. She stood a comfortable

Caught Sleeping At Your Desk
Caught sleeping at your desk ,please use new sop as below. Five best things to say if you're caught sleeping at your desk: 5. They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen." 4. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to." 3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Tippex. You probably got here just in time." 2. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?" AND THE NUMBER ONE BEST THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK: 1. Raise your head slowly and say "...in Jesus' name. Amen." .

Caught In A Love Spell
I can’t explain how I feel about him, But his heart I have to win. It’s funny how he’s so far away, but just to hear his voice would make my day. He’s always what I think about, And his love I can’t go without. Why does it have to be like this? It’s him that I always miss. Even though he’s so far away, I would go there and want to stay. I've come to know him so well. It’s like I got caught in a love spell. But who knows what this really is? Just please make me the one and only of his.

Caught On Camera
TJ carefully adjusted the video camera so as it would not be seen by anyone using the storage room. By placing it inside of an old envelope carton and piling several other boxes on top of it, it would be unlikely that it would be discovered. A small hole in the end of the box was all that was needed to have the hidden lens to cover about 80% of the area in the whole room. Why all this deception? Last Thursday evening TJ had been working late trying to get some quarterly reports done for Friday's sales meeting. At seven o'clock he had slipped out to get a burger and fries, but returned to the office by eight. As he was coming down the hall he heard noises coming from the store room next to his office. After putting his ear to the door, he was stunned to hear the unmistakable sound of love making coming from the dusty storeage room!!! After a few minutes he realized that the two people behind the door were his boss, Ed Jenkins, and Ed's secretary Jan Hart! TJ never even had guessed that

Caught In The Act
We all do it, masturbate that is, every day for some, once a month for others, but a recent poll said that 90% of all the women in the U.S. masturbate and the other 10% are liars! Now, being a very liberated lady of the 90's, I admit to having an on going love affair with the middle finger on my right hand, but unlike the very unpredictable male, my trusty middle digit is always ready, it's never tired, it never wants to talk when it's over, and best of all, it doesn't think of me as a slut, or at least I think it doesn't! I'm thirty two years old now but I still manage to get off with my own hand at least once or twice a week, that's fourteen years of pleasuring myself when I felt the need arising! What was strange about this very natural phenomena was how I learned to do it, or should I say who taught me how to do it. Back in 1980 I was just an innocent girl of eighteen and my sexuality was just beginning to emerge, like most girls my age, no one had ever taken the time to explain an

Caught My Eye
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. Oh my , I am so sorry, " the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you, " she says. They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed! ! Everything had been SO incredible! !! ! "You know, he said,

Caught In Tha Act.. Omfg!!!!
Green-eyed Bratt was caught having sex! In the middle of the act, caught in the throes of passion at the dinner table ... you've been caught by your best friend! 'Where Will You be Caught Having Sex?' at QuizUniverse.com

Caught My Eye!!!!!
A lady was sitting having dinner and a man was sitting alone across from her. Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye flew across the room. The man dove for the eye and caught it just before it hit the ground. He returned it to her and she put it back into place. She thanked the man and asked him to join her for dinner. He accepted and at the end of a wonderful, expensive meal, she paid for everything. She then asked him if he would like to go to a play. He thought why not and agreed. Again she paid for everything. She then offered to take him home with her, he thought sure. The next morning she had a hot shower ready for him and a huge breakfast as well. He ate and thanked her for everything. Then he asked, "You just met me, do you do this for all of the guys you meet?" She replied, "No but you kinda caught my eye!"

Caught By The Kid
A little boy walks into his parents room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom see's her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dress's quickly and goes to find him. The son see's his mom and asks' "What were you and dad doing?" The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it." "You're wasting your time." says the boy. "Why is that?" asked him mom, puzzled. "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."

Caught Short
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of the sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!" The teacher replied, "Now, Johnny, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.' Please use the word 'urinate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go." Little Johnny thinks for a bit, then says, "You're an eight, but if you would let me go piss, you'd be a ten!"

Caught Chained Handed
ok now if you know me you know that i am into bondage. today my mother was cleanin my room cuz my uncle is coming down for a vist. while clean she noticed ropes coming from under my bed. she said " your just like your father" not realizing whats going on i ask "how is that" and she replayed "what are those ropes for" i said " mom you already know. remember when you said i should get a job at payless(shoe store for those who dont know)i said i just cant. and you said why you have a foot fetish or something. and i said no i have a different kind. and you asked...so i told you" she just laughed and rolled her eyes. then i said just wait when i get the money the ropes are going to be chains. she walked away at the point

Caught The News.......written 2002, By Me
As i caught the news, i started to think of my son. I don't want him to have a gun! or even to deal with one! but that's all we hear and see, and i wonder "will he always be here with me?" I'm afraid, he's so brave, he loves his country, If he chooses to leave ....I'll tie a yellow ribbon around a tree to comfort me, We love God and leave our lives in his hands, and i know that he will guide him back to me. For right now i know i have nothing to fear my son is six and for a few more years he will be near, and as for my thoughts, well i know i'll have another as i catch the news again. Mom P.S. My first poem...I hope you like it! Enjoy!

Caught In The Candle Light
Many years have passed us by Each one I carefully trace Remembering the time we shared These moments I embrace Strong and filled with wisdom My kind and gentle heart You filled me with the deepest love My blessed work of art Kindness did exude from you Such peace I always found Together with my memories My heart to you is bound Candle glow upon the wall I see you standing there Smile of love my masterpiece This canvas heart will wear Flicking within the night Our shadows now will meet Dancing in the softest light Two hearts of love now greet Flame of love will always burn No matter where you are Look upon the softest glow You're never really far.

Caught Speeding
Caught Speeding A driver is pulled over by a policeman: Man: Is there a problem Officer? Officer: Sir, you were speeding. Man: Oh I see. Officer: Can I see your licence please? Man: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? Man: Lost it 4 times for drink driving. Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. Man: I can't do that. Officer: Why not? Man: I stole this car. Officer: Stole it? Man: Yes, and I killed the owner. Officer: You what? Man: She's in the trunk if you want to see. The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. Officer2: Sir, could you step out of your vehicle please! The man steps out of his vehicle. Man: Is there a problem sir? Officer2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner. M

Caught In The Act..adult Short Story
CAUGHT IN THE ACT Mickey glanced up and down the hall checking to make sure that the coast was clear, and when he was satisfied that no one was around, he slipped into the furnace room and made his way over to a step ladder that was leaning against the back wall!!! After making sure that the ladder was in a steady position, he climbed the ladder and peered through a small crack in the cement!!! "Holy cow," he muttered out loud as he pulled his pecker out of his pants and began beating his meat, "this is fucking unbelievable," while ogling the girl's soccer team taking their showers after practice!!! For the next ten minutes Mickey teetered on the second rung of the ladder staring through the tiny opening between the furnace room and the girl's shower room until a harsh voice behind him snapped, "And just what do you think you're doing, young man!?!" Mickey half stumbled and half climbed down the ladder while at the same time trying to shove his hard cock back into his je

Caught Masturbating
I was caught masturbating. Before I go any further please let me explain. To start with, I'm a lesbian and also a compulsive masturbator. Who has, while driving on the highway, pulled over and hiked up my skirt and fingered my hot wet pussy. I've even been out for dinner at an elegant restaurant and urgently had to visit the ladies room to finger my pussy. So I was at the Royal Art Gallery in Toronto, Canada and felt the urge to play with my pussy. Finding a public toilet, I entered and thought that I had locked the door but apparently I hadn't as I was caught. Hiking up my skirt and rolling down my panties, it was too hot for hose, I felt my hot pussy and started to lightly rub. I like to start by rubbing my pussy with the palm of my hand, to get it nice and wet, before I finger and cuddle my clit with my fingers. So as I was sitting there on the toilet, with my top pushed up and pulling and twisting my rock hard nipple, my free hand working feverishly on my hot

Caught Stealing
Caught Stealing by notnaive © She couldn't believe her luck as she knelt in front of the massive Orc. She didn't know how they had caught her, but she knew this was her only chance at escaping this camp alive. The red Durotar sand shifted under her knees as he stepped toward her, leg muscles rippling in the moonlight. She heard the cry of a Bloodtalon Scythemaw in the distance, and its voice sounded like mocking laughter as she took his stiffening member into her mouth. ..... Siss'Rin was a good rogue, if a little too eager at times. Her enjoyment and skill at pickpocketing got her into trouble sometimes, but nothing like this. It had been dark, and the two Orcs were snoring soundly has she crept into their camp. She had marked them earlier in Orgrimmar, drinking at the Inn and making bawdy jokes. She had even caught their names - Ormak Grimshot, the dark-haired one and Brakgul Deathbringer, the bald one. She had also noticed their heavy purses, and had followed them out into

Caught
Caught by charliechoc © For a change, I am awake early. You look so peaceful asleep that I don't want to disturb you. I quickly dress in a strappy top and short skirt. As it is the start of what looks to be a lovely day I decide to nip out and pick up a few bits for the picnic we have planned later. I return and let myself in quietly. The house is quiet so I presume you are still sleeping. I open the bedroom door slowly. I look at you and you are half under the bed covers. Your eyes are shut and your head is turned away from me towards the window, although I can see that you are looking a little hot. The duvet is pulled up to your middle and I can see your chest and stomach. I take in all this in seconds. My eyes travel further down your body and suddenly I see movement under the covers. I realise instantly that you are touching yourself...and I am incapable of moving. You moan slightly and the noise reminds me to breathe. I watch as you raise your knees slightly and push t

Caught In The Rain
Caught in the Rain by nighwing326© It's dark night filled with storm clouds; in the distance you can here the roar of thunder. Lightning flashes across the skyline starting Suzy a little. She quickens her pace hoping not to get caught in it. Other then the thunder it's very quiet night almost eerie. Suzy is so focus on the sidewalk trying to keep up pace without tripping and does not see the man hidden in the shadows by the old oak. Suzy hears her name called out and she jumps a little. She asks nervously. "Who's ttthere?" Edmond steps out of the shadows and her eyes light up. "Hello Ed how have you been?' She asks. "I'm good been a while." He replies. "Sure has what you doing up here tonight?" She inquires. He flashes a smile. "To see you I've missed you." "Really?" she responds. "Yes." Edmond takes her hand and pulls her to him. "It's been too dam long Suzy." Edmond says sheepishly. "Remember this spot?" Suzy looks at the spot where he's pointing at, an

Caught The Babysitter Ch. 01
Caught the Babysitter Ch. 01 by Macrotica© It was a coincidence. Both of us had workmates leaving the job that night. In my case Pat, who I'd worked with for years had decided to move on to a company offering more money so naturally there were a few drinks to send him off. The wife was sending off a workmate who was relocating to another country - can't remember which one. Not that it matters to the story really. She wouldn't be home as the party was near a friends house so she was going to stay there rather than get a taxi. We arranged our regular babysitter, Aisling, to mind our two daughters for the night until I got home. She's been our babysitter for a couple of years now so we had no concerns about her. Just turned 18 and about to start college studying art history she's a studious girl but not the librarian looking type either. I'd met her family: her parents who were a lovely couple if a little too puritanical for my liking and her sister who had just finished her first y

Caught In The Web
Caught In The Web by Bleeding_Poet © It was another boring day. Having just got back from job I only wanted to take a shower and cook a little something to eat later. I loved being alone sometimes and it was a perfect chance since my boyfriend was in a trip and I had a whole week to spend in solitude. Some say they hate loneliness but being always with someone can make one crazy. We all need some silence from time to time. So I grabbed the chance and decided to spend this week doing any crazy thing that would occur. I had my shower, feeling the day's tiredness vanishing and my body becoming relaxed. What was next? I'd cook something light, since I was always obsessed with my body and shape. I never wanted to lose the lines I loved. A little narcissism is not that bad after all. I always thought I had a good body and loved seeing it, touching it and feeling hot and good. Not a thing to share but I guess it's just the truth and anybody would accept that loves it. Name one that doe

Caught
The rough floor bit into her knees and the lamp heated unforgiving against her flesh. She could hear Him breathing in the shadows, watching her, His eyes boring into her soul. She didn't dare try to seek Him out, didn't dare move, even though her knees ached and her heart broke. She knelt perfectly still, waiting for the rest of the punishment He guaranteed would be granted to her this night. She'd always liked this room because she knew it was His and pleasure was always gained here, but tonight, it held an ugliness that she created. She hated herself for what she'd done, but she hated disappointing Him even more. She'd pushed too hard this time and now she had to pay for that. She knew this, but that didn't stop the tears from gathering in her eyes and crawling down her flushed cheeks. She heard Him shift in the darkness, her head cocking toward the sound, but her eyes remained down cast. Her whole body trembled, almost afraid of what He'd come up with as her punishment. In her

Caught In A Spider's Web
Caught in a Spider's Web by Kansas © "I've got a wild one for you tonight, Bel!" "Hi, Margie!" The black jailer looked up from the novel she had only just started reading but was already bored with. "What have you got for me?" "Public intoxication. Her boyfriend was pulled over for D.U.I. He's being booked next door." At that point the female police officer pulled into view her protesting female blonde prisoner so that Bella could see her for the first time. "This one wouldn't have been charged at all except that she couldn't keep her big mouth shut during her boyfriend's arrest." Bella took a good look at the handcuffed girl that officer Margie Carson held firmly in her grasp. She was quite pretty, her age in the low twenties, with silky shoulder-length hair now askew, a beautiful face with slightly smeared lipstick, and a sexy, slender body clad in a very short, rumpled pink mini-dress with matching high-heeled pumps. She struggled ineffectively in the policewoman's gras

Caught In The Act Ch. 1
Caught in the Act Ch. 1 by Mary Q. Contrary © I found my roommate's stash of sex toys and porn by complete accident....at least, that's what I told myself. I know now that I wasn't really looking for her notes from our Survey of US History Class in the drawer that she keeps locked; I really knew what was in that drawer. When I finally found the key to the locked drawer and opened it, my faint surprise was directed more toward the vast variety and number of sex toys and tapes that Lisa owned. I've known since the day I moved into the dorm room that my roommate loves sex and loves toys. Every weekend she brings home another girl. Sometimes, she asks me to sleep in our suitemates' room. Other times, she sighs in disgust and asks the girl if they can go to her room. Lately, however, she has been bringing girls back and then talking for a while, waiting for the sleeping pill she slips in my tea to work. I finally caught on to what was happening and decided that two can play at thi

Caught On Tape
Caught on Tape by evanrulzz © Carla carried the wax covered tray of cookies she'd just baked to her next door neighbor Julie and Jeff's house. Cutting through the only opening in the dense shrubs between the two homes. Being careful not to be poked by the pointy brush that pulled and tugged at her tight purple blouse and black mini-skirt. She liked making treats for her friends and neighbors since her recent divorce. Hand delivering them gave her a chance to chat and not feel so lonely. Besides, living far out in the country there wasn't a whole lot for a retired adult film star to do. Luckily none of her neighbors recognized her or so she thought. Carla walked under the fragrant canopy of pines surrounding Julie and Jeff's ranch home. Pine needles crunching under her sandled feet. Carla wondered if she was dressed a little too provocative? She still had the body of a dancer and her mini skirt barely covered her seductive tear drop ass. Carla dismissed her reservations. She stil

Caught Wet Handed
Caught Wet Handed by Roxy the Goth © They knew they did not have much time. Heather would only be in class for another forty-five minutes and then she would come back to the room. Tonya didn't care. To her it was all Candy's fault anyway. If she hadn't worn that Catholic School girl outfit to poly sci then she wouldn't have been so fucking horny to start with. Well, to be honest, Candy always looked good. She was five six but with long legs. Her hair was dyed an intense Manic Panic red this week and cut in a long bob. Besides Candy's large breast, what turned her on the most was the tattoos that ran down her back. Interlocking dragons ran from the base of her neck to the small of her back. This gave Candy a true hard edge in Tonya's mind. Not that she felt left out in the looks department either. She herself was five-seven and in really great shape. Her breast were smaller but much more sensitive to the touch. She hoped that she would pick-up more of Candy's natural 'freaknes

Caught In The Act A
Caught in the Act by Croctden © Notes: Thoughts are in [[brackets]] Disclaimer: I did not create the concept of Superman, nor did I develop any of the other characters. Someone else owns those ideas. I just played around with a few ideas I had will watching the recent ABC show. * * * * * Clark racked his brain trying to think how to tell Lois that he was Superman. He had not even come close to a way that he could convince himself would keep Lois from flying of the handle. His reasons had been sound, and he was confident she would forgive him…eventually. That was the worry: Lois had been angry with him before, but she happy with him now and he did not want that to end. He sighed: he knew he had to tell her now if he wanted their relationship to move forward. His constant running out for no reason was taking a big toll on both of them. He did not want to hurt Lois, but he had to go. He was determined to stop that today. "Lois, have you ever notice how much Superman and I

Caught In The Act B
Caught in the Act by Croctden © "Why don’t you come over to my place for dinner tonight?" "No!" Clark started to move on her, but she grabbed his hands and held them in front of her. "We’ll make plans later." Clark smiled and she got away. Maybe it would be better to have dinner in private so she would not have to defend herself. She could get a little pay back, if Clark did not drive her mad her first. * * * * * Lois’ father was happy and wanted to meet Clark right away. He grilled Lois all about him, and she surprised herself with her ability to answer his questions with ease, she knew him much better than she had realized. Somehow Clark had snuk in her life and become a key part of it, all while keeping her looking the other way. Superman played a part in that she realized. "Does he have any problems in his past?" Her father pulled Lois’ attention back to the present. Lois was about to answer no, but realized she was not sure, maybe that was why he was always runn

Caught In The Act C
Caught in the Act by Croctden © "I wanted to make it special." "You did, trust me. I never would have thought you would do that." She pretended to pout. "What does that mean?" He rolled her over and kissed her. He wiped a drop of cum off her tit and held it up. She slowly sucked her way down his finger and back. She felt something on her leg. Her eyes got wide as she reached and found his cock full again. "Wow." He suddenly yanked her panties down and threw them away. He knelt above her. "I was right." Lois’ face showed she did not follow. "You’re the most beautiful thing I have ever seen." She felt her face heat up as she tried not to cry. "How can that embarrass you after the blowjob you just gave me?" "I did it for you." She looked away, but her eyes snapped back when he put his hand on her throbbing pussy. He gently inserted a finger and she unconsciously lifted her hips. He kissed her and nudged her knees apart. The touch of his head on her slit was electric, she a

Caught In The Teeth
So Boycott Wal-mart told me that he went on a beer run and caught the beer with his teeth. All I did was laugh my ass off and then chased it down and caught it in a butterfly net. yes I'm that bored

Caught In The Act....
CAUGHT IN THE ACT Mickey glanced up and down the hall checking to make sure that the coast was clear, and when he was satisfied that no one was around, he slipped into the furnace room and made his way over to a step ladder that was leaning against the back wall!!! After making sure that the ladder was in a steady position, he climbed the ladder and peered through a small crack in the cement!!! "Holy cow," he muttered out loud as he pulled his pecker out of his pants and began beating his meat, "this is fucking unbelievable," while ogling the girl's soccer team taking their showers after practice!!! For the next ten minutes Mickey teetered on the second rung of the ladder staring through the tiny opening between the furnace room and the girl's shower room until a harsh voice behind him snapped, "And just what do you think you're doing, young man!?!" Mickey half stumbled and half climbed down the ladder while at the same time trying to shove his hard cock back into his je

Caught Cheating And Then Rerates Me.
She was caught cheating in the contest I am hosting. My rules clearly said no green accounts even before I started taking contestants. Link to the blog with the contest description and rules. It was last updated on April 9th when the last contestant entered. http://www.fubar.com/blog/140122/747219 All that was altered on that day was to change the number of contestants to 9. She had one green account bombing her like crazy today. I caught them and when I went to visit the profile it was deleted. I have a screenshot that clearly shows her pic and a comment from the green account. I tried to warn her, but she had me blocked from sending shouts and private messages (or it was a glitch - either way I tried), so I first left the screen shot as a comment on her profile (which she deleted) so I then deleted the picture from the contest folder. I had stated this is what I would do, at this point I had to do it or I would be breaking my own rules. I then got a private messag

Caught In Between
I've got no one to talk to so I'm writing this to get stuff off my chest because I feel so many emotions running through me all at once. I recently found out that someone I view as a nephew,I love as family did something or may have been part of something he should'nt have been involved with,that being said he's given people he respects and knows his word that it's not what it appears to be and with that I will believe him because he's never lied to me before. I'm disappointed in his actions after the said event occured,he could have notified people but he did'nt,I've had to worry about that in the back of my head for a few weeks now,people asking me on here about him,calling me at work,I don't know I'm just frustrated by the whole thing and because of this I've taken time away from someone that I honestly tried to keep time for,I just feel that I'm being pulled in two different directions with my life at times in that regard,it's like I feel it's either 100% commital to one end or the

Caught Cheating
A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband down the stairs to the garage and put his manhood in a vice. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up a hacksaw. The husband terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off are you?" The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, said, "Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire."

Caught With Your Pants Down And Hand On Your....
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,389142,00.html Bush Says Wall Street 'Got Drunk,' Needs to Sober Up Tuesday , July 22, 2008 WASHINGTON — President Bush, in an unguarded moment, said Wall Street "got drunk and now it's got a hangover." He made the comment at a political fundraiser in Houston last Friday after asking members of the audience to turn off their video cameras. Someone obviously ignored his request and a snippet wound up on a blog Tuesday by Miya Shay of ABC affiliate KTRK in Houston. Bush clearly was in a good mood as he addressed a crowd in a private home. Members of the media were barred from the appearance. "There is no question about it. Wall Street got drunk," the president said. "That's one reason I asked you to turn off your TV cameras." "The question is, How long will it (take to) sober up and not try to do all these fancy financial instruments?" He segued to problems in the housing market but said they weren't an issue in Houston. "Evi

Caught In The Middle...
I awoke this morning still dreaming. I forgot that I had actualy slept. I forgot that i was still here in my forced prison. My dream was a continuance of my days past, Happy and care free. But I saw all in my waking dream. I didn't want to return to this obsurd world. I wanted to be happy. I was loved in the dream. I was held in such a manner that made me feel so warm. yet I have awoken to this world once again, alone and bitter... when will my love come and save me from this prison? I can only hope and pray...

Caught
She stands naked, feet comfortably apart so her legs don't touch. Waiting. He usually starts sex standing up, so he can handle her all around. And so she is there. Vulnerable. Waiting. Coming from behind her, he slides one hand down and around to her belly, the other upward to the breast. His handling is sure and firm. He pulls her closer and kisses the nape of her neck, and she has a sense of being taken by the man despite first offering herself. His handling is gentle, reverent. It is always how he begins sex and one of the best ways he romances her. She watches as he worships her, turning to face her and lowering himself to his knees to smell and kiss her belly. Now running lips lightly over the downy hairs of her belly, a hand on her inner thigh, she is teased with the possibility that he will service her more thoroughly. He squeezes her thigh, reminding her of his presence, and begins to rub her leg. He is attentive, feeling the tension in her body, deciding if she needs it

Caught By Master............again
Sun shining down on my body, penetrating my skin, warming my topside, the water keeping my backside cool. Water slipping up and down my neck, tickling my ears, as I dip and slightly sway on the surface. I roll over, face down, eyes open, gazing down below. The sun’s rays reverberating through the water, shimmering on the sky blue bottom of the pool. I briefly wonder what sound it would make if I could hear the dancing reflections, perhaps as a soft wind chime. Tilting my head up and to the side I inhale deeply, then face down again as I raise one arm up and over, slicing into the water in front of me, pulling down and back. Then the other arm repeating the motion. My arms moving in sequence, pulling me through the water. My legs cutting like scissors, propelling me forward. The soft splashes of my limbs working through the water are muffled as I tilt my head up and sideways to pull in more air. My body is a machine overcoming the environment in which it floats. My heart pumps faster

Caught On Camera: Incredible Moment Surfers Are Hit By 50ft Wave Off Cornwall
By BETH HALE Last updated at 12:58 15 January 2008 * Comments (23) * Add to My Stories Beneath a towering wall of water two surfers lay waiting like tiny dots in the dark swell. It's the kind of contest between man and the elements normally associated with the enormous waves of Hawaii or Australia. But with the lights of shore just flickering through grey skies this is Penzance, in Cornwall, where stormy weather has created 50ft waves. Scroll down for more ... wave Braving the elements: Two surfers (circled) off Penzance prepare to surf the wave Enlarge the image Read more... * Heroic rescue of cargo ship crew stricken by storm as forecasters predict worse weather to come * Britain braced for more flooding today as forecasters predict more than a week of rain in just a few hours Heavy rain and gale force winds have taken a heavy toll on parts of Britain, but for surfers Lee William and Charlie Thompson, both 21, it was a perfect excuse to

Caught Up In The Rapture Of You...
A chance encounter A friendship forged A longing established To feel your skin Pressed firmly against mine To feel your body So closely to mine Overwhelmed by euphoria Engorged by ecstacy Longingly lingering Wanting to be in no other place And finding myself Lost And not wishing to be found Until I'm caught up With you again

Caught Ya!
For a couple weeks now I had wondered what I was going to do with the kids on Mother's day. We usually do something new and fun...an adventure on Mothers day. An old friend, Chris, called me up and invited me to his moms place for a bbq/pool party. Chris and I have known each other for 21 years now. We had a hiatus when I hit about 20 and we got back in touch last year, but nothing changed, we just picked up where we left off. I adore his family...I guess I just forgot how much until today! The kids and I had so much fun laughing and swimming. We're going back the next two weekends for swimming and "family" time, lol. It was nice to get my smile on for a change. Chris' mom was the mom I didn't have in jr high and high school...she is another surrogate mom for me now as well. Funny thing, her name is Debbie...just like my Mama Deb :-).Cousins, Aunts and Uncles were there today, and I just felt like I was at home. I needed that. Since Dave and I seperated, I really felt like I didn't hav

Caught From The Cell Phone
MY SISTER WAS AT A PASSION PARTY-SHE SENDS ME A VIDEO OF A FIRE IN THE CITY-WHILE SHE WAS FILMING THAT-A LITTLE 2 STORY BAR WAS ON A CORNER-THE RAILING GAVE WAY 2 THE 2ND FLOOR PATIO AND THE PEOPLE LEANING ON IT-FELL OVER AND SUM LANDING ON OR OVER A CAR THAT WAS PARKED ON THE CURB-ONE GUY FELL AND LANDING ON HIS FEET -DID NOT LOOK GOOD-CAUSE HIS LEGS BROKE-THE A FEW SECONDS LATER THE WHOLE PATIO GAVE AWAY AND THE REST OF THE PEOPLE DISAPEARED-PEOPLE SCREAMING-I SEE THAT AND THE FIRE STILL BURNING IN THE BACK GROUND-I WAS IN A BUILDING THAT TESTED BOMBS-SEEN RAYMOND-OLDER MAN AND NOT HAVE SEEN HIM IN YEARS-TELLING ME ABOUT THE NEW HARVEST CHRISTIAN FELLOWSHIP CHURCH AND WHY SUM OF THE PEOPLE REALLY LEFT-HE SAID HE DIDNT LIKE THE WAY HIS BROTHER WAS TEACHING-HE WAS GETTING KICKED OUT OF THE CHURCH AND WAS HANDED HIS PINK SLIP-STILL WAITING TO C IF EMMY IS GOING 2 SEND ME ANYMORE VIDEOS

Caught~nsfw Story~
I lie there and think of your hands running all over my body, lightly brushing my nipples and tugging my nipple rings. Before I realize it my own hands are following the path I imagine your hands to be going. I run my hands down over my belly and stroke the outside of my pussy, just petting it and just for kicks I give it a little slap. Mmmmmmm. I do that again, it feels good. I slip one finger inside only the lips and slide it up to my clit. I rub back and forth on the top part of the ring making the bottom part of the ring rub my clit up under the hood. I feel myself start to drip and I slide my finger down and get it wet. I bring it up to my mouth and taste the sweet juice. I take my other hand from my tits and open my pussy wide and dunk my fingers deep inside. Ahhhhhhh. I use my thumb to rub my clit as I push my fingers deep into my pussy. I feel the warmth of orgasm start to build in my belly and spread out over my body and I can’t help but moan. As I do the peak hits and

Caught The Cawk Who Killed My Friend
A Pennsylvania man has confessed he is responsible for the fatal shooting of a Lewis County hunter, and now prosecuting attorney Gary Morris is waiting for evidence to determine what charges the man could face. Shawn Stewart, 32, of Walkersville was shot and killed while he was hunting at Stonewall Jackson Lake State Park back in April. Crews found him dead the next day of a gunshot wound, and now state police in Lewis County say they've found the man responsible. Robert Tobias, 58, from Millersburg, PA has confessed he is the person responsible. Tobias was hunting in the same area as Stewart and allegedly accidentally shot him. Tobias never came forward about the incident. Morris tells 5 News that Tobias could be facing charges of wanton endangerment, which is a felony, or involuntary manslaughter, which is only a misdemeanor. Depending on facts from the case, he could face both charges. If convicted of wanton endangerment, Tobias could face 1-5 years behind bars. An involunt

Caught In The Middle
Caught in the middle child with the spadeMaybe some day things will changeCaught in the middle child with the spadeMaybe some day things will changeLike a razor to your wrist as you watch my mind twistI'm a sadistic motherfucker with a lifelong death wishMy flesh be bleeding all the time with no stoppingWhen I open my eyes visions of all the bodies droppingWatch as I drip some red wishing I was nearly deadStuck in the same time frame blowing brains straight out my headWith so much gore on the floor that I be wanting some moreI just can't ignore all that shit that's leaking under the doorAnd I got no money man I'm real fuckin' poorMy pockets got holes in them only bloodshed in storeI feel your proof of thoughts and your proof inquisitionsLeave your body in the kitchen from my knife blood drippin'Caught in the middle child with the spadeMaybe some day things will changeCaught in the middle child with the spadeMaybe some day things will changeCuttin' up my best friends just to meet they d

Caught Pt.2
Her Master walked toward her,Each step took in stride,Until he was standing,On her left hand side.Taking her hair,He twisted it into his fist,It was at that very moment,She knew her Master was pissed."How dare you enter this room?How dare you come alone?"His words roared out in rage,And shook there very home.He shoved her to the floor,Until she was on bended knees,The tears ran down her face,As she begged her Master, "please?"She wanted so badly to explain,Let him know she meant no harm,She just wanted some insight,On the man with so much charm.Her face began to burn,As she felt his slap,He whispered in her ear,"That was a mere love tap."Now she was fully crying,And totally filled with fright,For now she began to really fear,The pain to come this night."You have betrayed me,You have entered my domain,I have no other choice,Than to bind you up in chain."He spoke once again,With some sympathy in his voice,She knew he was only being Masterly,He really had no choice."I understand your reas

Caught Pt.3
She heard the door open,As she waited outside,She felt very frightened,And the fear would not subside.He told her to look away;He did not want to see her face,For at this very moment,He though of her a disgrace.He took her by the arm,And led her down the hall,Leading her way,So she did not trip or fall.As they walked along,She could only see the floor,But it was just enough,To recognize the door.They stopped for a moment,As he took out his keys,After unlocking the door,He shoved her to her knees."You are not worthy slave,To stand on your feet.Instead you shall continue,Down on bended knee."On her knees once again,She crawled into the room,Her Master was in front of her,Leading her to her doom.This room was one she remembered,A memory full of pain,Where pleasure was her Lords,And breaking her was his gain.He now took down a chain;It was attached to wood above,As he attached it to her collar he spoke,"I do this out of love."The tears were still falling,But her cries were never heard,He j

Caught Pt.4
"Please Master,"She began to beg,But his look made her stop,As his hand found her leg.He slowly moved his hand,Up her inner thigh,Finally reaching her clit,He knew this would really make her cry.He pinched it hard,Squeezing so tight,Her eyes filled with more tears,He knew he was doing it right.She cried harder and harder,As he held his grip,Holding it precisely,So his fingers wouldn't slip."You are such a bad slave,And I am making you pay,For you shall learn your lesson,This Master you shall never disobey."His voice no longer,Had sympathy within,And she knew he meant business,By that sinister grin.He finally released her clit,And went to his knees,Bringing his mouth to her mound,His breath began to tease.She felt the warmth,All around her clit,Then he placed his lips to her,With his teeth he bit.She screamed again,And wanted so badly to curse,For this pain she was feeling,Was so much worse.He bit hard,As he looked up into her eyes,Oh how much he loved,Hearing her painful cries.A lesson

Caught Urinating On Cop Shop
ONLY IN AUSTRALIA!!! Caught urinating on cop shop A MAN had a big night out at a concert and then night club before starting the trek home on foot. He suddenly felt the call of nature and ducked into the yard of a house. While he was doing his business the resident tapped him on the shoulder. It was a policeman which wasn't surprising seeing he was in the backyard of the West End police station! When he appeared in the Brisbane Magistrates Court he told the magistrate it was an honest mistake and he thought it was a private home. "Yes, with a large blue sign on top," the beak replied. The man pleaded guilty to trespass and was out on a six months good behaviour bond.

Caught In The Headlights...
If seeing is believing, and believing means being,then who sees in perfect hindsight while the brights are beaming. seeing might be seeming to be a little blinding for a moment to the one still teeming with thoughts that this feeling might be worth believing.If a feeling is from memories revealing all the past, it reveals that happiness can't last. The heartache of losing control too fast is nothing but overwhelming with pain too vast. Vast like the ocean at night in a storm, the whole crew is dead, soaking to the bone, you've forgotten the feeling "warm". Warm like the pain that I feel inside, like a thousand suns, ready to burn me alive. I try to hide behind a mask that will provide the protection to keep my soul from being fried. Although my emotions will always be denied, I have a feeling you see through me, all facades aside. And if seeing is believing and believing means being, then who sees in perfect hindsight while the brights are beaming, I'm screaming because feeling is

Caught
hands grabing at you dark wet hands holding you down keeping you from life entangling your soul letters pass by your eyes becoming unelgible a languge in symbols as hands slowly covering your body eyes watching you waiting anticipating your heart slowly stops your lungs colapse eyes forever open caught, entangled by broken hands

Caught
caught between heaven and hell not knowing whats next will i be wrapped up in your arms or be caught out in the cold? will i be lying next to you or sleeping on the floor surrounded by blood?will you be mine or will someone else claim you for their own? Will i hear your voice gently saying i love you or will i hear the screams in my own head saying you are nothing. Will i get to wake up next to you or lay in the dark forever? will you love me forever or will you push me away again knowing im the right one? Will you show me the light or leave me in the shadows. Will you take my innocents or or will you leave me alone.

Caught Sleeping
Just in case your boss catches you asleep at your desk, be ready to blurt out one of these excuses. ********************************* They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to. I was working smarter - not harder. Whew! I must have left the top off the whiteout. I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm! This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people! I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance. I'm in the management training program. I'm actually doing a Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan (SLEEP). I learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend. This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work! Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem. The coffee machine is broken.... Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot. Boy,

Caught In A Trance
We hold each other closeand long to stay just soin your eyes I see my dreamseven ones I don't yet knowour hearts soar and energies surgeas together you and I, oursouls and bodies do mergelike a bowing willowwe bend and entwineto the heights of sensationour passion does climbstrumming and hummingour heart beats dancethrumming drummingwe're caught in a trance.

Caught Between Lives
A little over a month ago i had open heart surgery and a pacemaker. Now, as the final hurdle to getting disability, the Social Security doctors want to do a MRI and internal cardiac exam, u are NOT supposed to do this with someone with a pacemaker and 2 heart attacks already. I feel old enough already these days, but it seems like i have to jump through hoops for these people. So if i dont make it through these tests, ive had a good life full of fun and worshipping the Lord.

Caught Myself One Hell'va Dream
My Dream, 6/29/2006It started off like all my dreams do ...I sat under my big huge weeping willow tree that was upon a very high cliff over looking the vast ocean below ...The sound of the waves crashing upon the rocks below and the sounds of the waters invading the cavern within the cove below are like music to my ears, I sit under my tree with my golden book and pen ...upon the front of my journal set's a sacred auryn protecting my journal and all it holds inside. I got lost within the thoughts of my mind and the sounds of the crashing waves below entranced me and took me with them as they flowed back out to sea. The pen sat motionless within my hand as my mind was lost within the endless crashing and soothing sounds of the seagulls over head and below upon the beach, as I sat beneath my tree...Being soothed by the sea and all it's depths and secrets it holds ...I slowly slipped into a trance of sorts and slowly drifted into what I only now can say was a vision. As I sat sleeping und

Caught
so now we were caught not in the act but both of us in the shower. I felt kinda embarassed but i knew i am an adult with needs and desires and he (Abel) was daring enough to take a chance, the whole day my other roommates joked about how i was in a better mood which was kinda making me pissed i held back from saying anything that night Abel left back to house sit and believe it or not i still couldn't get the sex out of my mind i so wanted to get in my car and drive to the house where Abel was house sitting i wanted more great sex. I didn't have it in me to go to him. I go to my room and start undressing to get into bed my Nipples hard with excitement. I felt my cotton nightgown rub against my nipples and i just turn on tv and start playing with my nipples thinking of him i take off my panties and lay in bed and get under my sheets my bed is cold... suddenly i hear a car drive into yard i am not intrested in getting up to see who it is i know what i want and i am in a very naughty mood

Caught Balls And Ran Routes In His
GREEN BAY, Wis. -- Now that Greg Jennings is back to practice, playing in a game might not be too far behind. The Green Bay Packers No. 1 receiver said he felt great after practicing Wednesday for the first time since having surgery Nov. 1 to repair a torn abdominal muscle. Jennings caught balls and ran routes in his limited time at practice, then went inside to run and work on his endurance. "There were some routes I was able to push it," he said. "I pretty much pushed myself to see how much I can take. As far as speed, I got up to full speed on a few routes. Felt really great. My wind is horrible right now so Im trying to get my wind under wraps. But other than that, I felt great. "I felt no pain whatsoever," he added. "Its been a long time coming since I could say that." Packers coach Mike McCarthy said it would be "a stretch" for Jennings to play Sunday night against the New York Giants, and Jennings wont put a timetable on his return. But he wont rule himself against the team that

Cauldron Lore
from Falcon Feathers & Valkyrie Sword by D.J. Conway "The cauldron or pot symbolizes cyclical time and the lunar calendar. This is because the cauldron represents the womb of rebirth, the bowl of blood held by the Hindu Kali and other goddesses. This blood is the Wise Blood from the Cosmic Womb. It has been called soma by the Hindus, red claret by the Celts, and greal by the Welsh Bards. In Vedic myth, Indra stole the soma so that he could rule over all the gods, a reference to the stealing of importance and power from the Goddess for a patriarchal god. The Goddess and Her cauldron is the center of all feminine power and every female group. Spiritual transformation can only come through Her cauldron,or belly-womb. Ancient tradition says that only women can tap into the great power of the cauldron, for only women are made in the image of the Goddess with Her all-renewing womb of rebirth and transformation. This tradition remains in the figure of the witch and her cauldron. The

The Cauldron Chant
The Cauldron Chant by Ammond ShadowCraft We form the Circle, The Circle most round. We form the Chalice, The Chalice now found. We call the Goddess, to meet the great need. We call the God, To plant His fertile seed. We call the quarters, which we call four. We summon the powers, that contain the force. We stir the Cauldron, from which we were born. We call the Gods, from whom we were torn. We say the words, which lead us round. We pass the kiss, with our lovers found. We face our dreams, in nights psychic flight. We face our hopes, in bright moon of the night. We face our fears, on the Dark Lords Horn. We face our failure, in the Mothers new planted corn. We live our lives, drumming and dancing on the meadow. We confront our Death, in the dancing moon light shadow. Our paths run quickly, on fleet foot and wing. Our Circle is joyous with our Queens and our Kings. Let our little Circle be happy, with Bell, Bowl or Bow. And form

Cauldron Lore And Spells
"The cauldron or pot symbolizes cyclical time and the lunar calendar. This is because the cauldron represents the womb of rebirth, the bowl Of blood held by the Hindu Kali and other goddesses. This blood is The Wise Blood from the Cosmic Womb. It has been called soma by the Hindus, red claret by the Celts, and greal by the Welsh Bards. In Vedic myth, Indra stole the soma so that he could rule over all the Gods, a reference to the stealing of importance and power from the Goddess for a patriarchal god. The Goddess and Her cauldron is the center of all feminine power and Every female group. Spiritual transformation can only come through Her cauldron,or belly-womb. Ancient tradition says that only women Can tap into the great power of the cauldron, for only women are made In the image of the Goddess with Her all-renewing womb of rebirth and Transformation. This tradition remains in the figure of the witch and Her cauldron. The cauldron is also the repositor

Cauldron Magic
Cauldron Magic ©Gerina Dunwich In contemporary Witchcraft, the cauldron is an important magical tool that symbolically combines the influences of the ancient elements of air, fire, water, and earth. Its shape is representative of Mother Nature, and the three legs upon which it stands correspond to the three aspects of the Triple Goddess, the three lunar phases (waxing, full, and waning), and to three as a magical number. Additionally, the cauldron is a symbol of transformation (both physical and spiritual), enlightenment, wisdom, the womb of the Mother Goddess, and rebirth. Since early times, cauldrons have been used not only for boiling water and cooking food, but for heating up magical brews, poisons, and healing potions. They have also been utilized by alchemists and by Witches as tools of divination, containers for sacred fires and incense, and holy vessels for offerings to the gods of old. If a large cauldron is needed in a ritual, it is generally placed next to the

Cauliflower ~n~ Cabbage!!! (best For Big Party Salad!!!)
1med. head cauliflower 1med. head carbage 1med onion 1lb bacon dressing: 2cups salad dressing (miracle whip) 1/2 tsp salt 1/4 tsp black peppers 1/3c. sugar 1/3c. parmesan cheese Mix dressing ingrediants. cut cauliflower into bit size pieces. coarsely shred cabbage. chop onion. dice bacon fry crisp and drain. in large salad bowl layer cauliflower, 1/4 of dressing cabbage, 1/4 dressing onion, 1/4 dressing bacon and 1/4 cup dressing. cover bowl and chill several hours or overnight. toss well before serving!!!!!! mtbikers72

Cauldron Of Lust
Cauldron of Lust by Raindear816© (Sweet Lil Wicked One) Beneath the studied calm of my appearance, I have become a steaming cauldron of lust for you. Inside, I spin and cavort imagining your succulent body tangled in the web of my insatiable desire for you. Accept the eager worship of my mouth upon you. Voraciously concentrated on the prominent steel of your rigid sex. Shameless visions -- raw sucking you to thrashing crescendo. My ardent desire welling up inside of me. Dampening my panties, Beading the tips of my breasts. Making my lips pouty, As you feel the satin of my cheeks caressing you with tender strength. Relentlessly seeking your pleasure. Feasting upon your throbbing scepter. Reveling in your groans- Wallowing in pure bliss. My eyes locked in the request.... King of my passion Anoint me with your essence.

Cauldron Of Forgotten Life
Vampiric Broth Tonight I awakened in the belly of a boiling cauldron The same life remembered is the one forgotton. I looked to my maker, who spoke where she stood "You live by the blood and die by the wood." I felt the power in my blood and, at once, understood. I stepped out of that house, into my neighborhood. And now...when you see me accross the club, And I have a taste for your blood. When you see my head floating through the crowd, and you hear my heartbeat though the music's loud, When your metal clasp collar is suddenly loose. It will be to late for your right to choose. I will drain you dry of all your life juice, And add you....to my vampiric brew. Where I was born, In the bell of a boiling cauldron The same life remembered is the one forgotton. J. Koblitz

Cauldron Chant
See the cauldron froth and bubble. Brewing love, or boiling trouble Over the flames and smoke of fire Witches send, chant and conspire. Mixing, in strange herbal Iore, To set to rights, or even a score. The knowledge of witch, wyse wyfe and hag Could heal, or bless, or cause to gag. Herbes of mystery from long lost tomes. Oil which bubbles, seethes and sefoams. Weaving a scented and spooky spell To enliven the senses of love to quell, Gurgles and cackles and laughs of glee Summon the powers that there be. Only a witch and the planetary Gods Can bless with might, or set all at odds. bubble, cauldron, froth and foam. Bring a wandering lover home. Work the magic of my witchy brew Chanted over this murky Stew.

Cauliflower Polonaise
Place rinsed cauliflower with leaves removed stem-side-down into a pot at least 3" taller than top of the cauliflower. Add 1 t salt and 1 T sugar and scald with boiling water to cover. Bring to boil and cook several min. uncovered (to release strong 'cabbagy' odor), then reduce heat to med. and cook covered until fork-tender but not overcooked (about 20 - 30 min.). In saucepan brown 3-4 T plain bread crumbs in 3-4 T butter or margarine, salt & pepper lightly. Carefully transfer whole cauliflower to colander to drip-dry, then place it in serving dish, gently break it up into serving-sized portions and garnish with browned buttered bread crumbs. If too thick, add a little more butter to skillet. It should be pourable enough to be spooned over the cauliflower.

Cauldron Of Chili With Spider Breads
Prep Time: 40 min ; Start to Finish: 55 min Makes: 8 servings (1 cup chili and 1 spider bread each) Top a steaming bowl of chili with a friendly (and edible!) breadstick spider. 1 lb lean (at least 80%) ground beef 3/4 cup chopped onions 2 cans (14.5 oz each) Mexican-style stewed tomatoes, undrained 1 can (15 oz) Green Giant® spicy chili beans, undrained 1 can (11 oz) Green Giant® Mexicorn® whole kernel corn with red and green peppers, undrained 1 can (11 oz) Pillsbury® refrigerated breadsticks (12 breadsticks) 1 egg white, beaten 3 to 4 small pimiento-stuffed olives, sliced 1/2 cup finely shredded Cheddar cheese (2 oz) 1 . In 12-inch skillet, cook beef and onions over medium-high heat 5 to 7 minutes, stirring frequently, until beef is thoroughly cooked; drain. Stir in tomatoes, chili beans and corn. Heat to boiling. Reduce heat to medium-low; simmer uncovered 20 minutes, stirring occasionally. 2 . Meanwhile, heat oven to 375°F. Unroll dough; separate at pe

Cause I Hate This
I dunno, stupid blogs. who cares about stupid thoughts from stupid people. I find it funny that news reporters have blogs nfl atheletes have blogs. Im suprised the president of the USA doesnt have a blog. What does BLOG even stand for? does anyone know?

Cause I Can!
haha i just wanted to say rawr! I love that word. Oh and my favorite song of like all time is fast cars and freedom. Okay so i wanted to say a few things to some people like tommy. Good luck in california. You deserve it. And to steve. I totally < 3 you :) And im like woah happy. Haha i quit my job today. Even though my new manager was nice and stuff. He had pretty eyes. But i dont need my ass grabed everyday. So im done rambling.

Cause And Effect
Cause and Effect somewhere in the space between our blessing turned to a curse love to hate focus to fear so now you send others to see if i'm alive to read of my pain to see what you've done burn as i do for your decisions wake tomorrow and see the scars

Causin Trouble, Eh?!
Nothing new to report, except that Uni is a lil' trouble maker I love her so much, she makes me smile and I get to give her all the hugs I want! Its so cute when I'm sitting down, and she is gettin into trouble, I'll say "Uni! Get out of there!" And, she'll look at me for a bit, then go right back to her trouble makin.. But, as soon as make a motion to get up off my seat, she always comes running right towards me, almost like she's saying, "I no trouble! See, I'm right under your feet! Imma good girl!" Then, I'll sit back down, and not a minute later, she's back makin trouble, until I motion, once, again, to get up... Lol! We repeat this pattern all day long;O)

Cause For Celebration
Honoring Everyday Life We all know someone who keeps plastic covers on his or her couch in order to protect it. The irony is that many of these people may live their lives without ever having actually made contact with their own furniture! This is a poignant and somewhat humorous example of the human tendency to try to save things for special occasions, as if everyday life weren’t special enough to warrant the use of nice things. Many of us have had the experience of never wearing a particular piece of clothing in order to keep it nice, only to have it go out of style in the meanwhile. It’s interesting to think of what it would mean to us if we let ourselves wear our nicest clothes and eat off the good china on a daily basis. We might be sending ourselves the message that every day we are alive is a special day and a cause for celebration, and that we are worth it. There is something uplifting about treating ourselves to the finest of what we have. It is as if we rise to the occa

Cause Your Special
To wake up in your arms is all I ask... To have you beside me is all I need... To always be able to have you as my friend... lover... confidant... is all I need and all I want... Cause you are the one person that lets me grow and who lets me be me... So as you can see... you are very special to me... KD

Causing California To Shake
Fountain of youth of recycling sensual dreams, Nymphs streaming golden haired weaved desires. Father time reincarnating Prince Charming Viagra Testing the limits of the 36 hours bewitching hour, Where time shrivels down to microscopic wrinkles. Imaginative garden blossoming perfection. Rainbow perfumed rose bush love bouquets. Every rose making love onto another position Setting sensual feminine wants on sexual fire, Simmering steaming squirming intoxication. Nighttime sweat ‘n tossing ‘n turning positions, Females and males separated in solitary beds Hugging pillows hard in self-gratification, Suffocating them upon the greatest high Leaving them in such an exhausted shape. Real-time can show extreme of sexual values! King size monster bed of two distant sides Needing a phone to ask, “Do you have a Headache?” Surprised to get a reply, “Well if you must insist!” Marriage gratification of a monetary missionary position. Small bed of intertw

Causing A Rucous With [rob] Rotten
so i just got off the phone with rotten tonight as we're going over a bit on his new project(s) that I'm going to be heading up on the web...he's amazed at the amount of work I'm doing on the road in traveling to shoot wherever... so he brought up the idea (obviously around his shooting schedule and my touring schedule for ozzfest) that we should team up and go on a rampage shooting for whatever projects we have lined up in the assorted cities I already shoot in or the ones I need to go shoot in...which is a totally killer idea as we'll both get a ton of work for our sites... and get all the models 2x the work as well... but I think one of us will end up dead in a hotel along the way due to too much *insert poison of the weekend here* hahahaha... however if that happens, my blogs will be 12x as entertaining and the book idea will be filled by that point im sure hahaahha... also I heard from the main contact for us with ozzfest... seems that vendors this year are out of the ozzfest fie

Cause I'm Bored.
AIGHT, SO I'M GOIGN TO HOLD A NEW CONTEST. SICK OF HAVING LIKE 5 THOUSAND FRIENDS BUT GET ALMOST NO LOVE FROM ANY OF THEM?? WELL HERE'S A CONTEST FOR YOU. IT'S SIMPLE!! IT'S CALLED THE "MY FRIENDS ARE MORE HARDCORE THEN YOUR FRIENDS!!" CONTEST. I PICK THE PIC OF YOU, LAYING THE RULE SOUT REAL SIMPLE AND EASY. MOST COMMENTS WINS. EACH RATE EQUALS A THOUSAND COMMENTS, 10 DAY COMP. WINNER WILL BE ANNOUNCED ONE HOUR AFTER THE CONTEST ENDS. GOTTA BE REAL FRIENDS, NONE OF THIS ASKING FOR A COMMENT BOMBER FAMILY TO HELP YOU OUT BULLSHIT. IT'S A WAY FOR YOU TO PROVE ONCE AND FOR ALL THAT YOUR FRIENDS ROCK!!! GET IT? YOU ALL SHOULD KNOW I DON'T PUT UP WITH BULLSHIT, AND I LOVE HAVING FUN WITH MY FRIENDS. SO BE A BUDDY, ENTER YOUR ASS IN MY CONTEST AND LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!! LOOKING FOR 8 CONTESTANTS. MALE AND FEMALE. JUST LEMME KNOW, AND LET'S HAVE SOME FUN. WINNER GETS ONE OF EVERY BIG PIMPING GIFTS THERE IS, I'M TALKING THE YACHTS, CARS, BIKES, JEWELRY AND ALL THAT JAZZ. ON TOP OF THAT

"cause I'm Feeling Sappy Right Now
NOTE TO MEN: I'm feeling atypically romantic right now. My friends know why, so I won't post it on here. ;) So, I came across this website and found some sweet love quotes and whatnot. So, don't read if you don't like sappiness, haha. There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved. - George Sand You know you are in love when you see the world in her eyes, and her eyes everywhere in the world. - David Levesque To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. - Bill Wilson Love reminds you that nothing else matters. - Amy Bushell A Friend's Love says: " If you ever need anything, I'll be there." True Love says: " You'll never need anything; I'll be there." - Jimi Hollemans The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost. - G. K. Chesterton Love is when you look into someone's eyes and see their heart. - Jill Petty You don't marry someone you can live with, you marry the person who you cannot live without. -Aut

Causal Sex
I WANT TO HAVE CAUSAL SEX! I WANT TO DRESS, FEEL MY BREAST UNDER THE SILK.I IMAGINE THEM COMMING OFF AS I PUT THEM ON, I WANT TO WALK INTO A BAR PICK UP MY CHAIR AND WINK MY EYES AT THE ONE I DESIRE I WANT TO HEAR SOME DUMB LINES, TALK ABOUT STUPID THINGS AND BE USHERED INTO A CAB AND TAKEN TO AN UNKNOWN APPARTMENT. I WANT TO HAVE YOU UNDRESS ME, CARESS ME. I WANT TO TOUCH YOU AND FEEL NOTHING MORE THEN YOUR STRONG MUSLES AND YOUR SOFT HAIR. THEN SINCE I AM A LITTLE BIT OLDER THOUGH SEASONED BY LIFES TUSSLES AND REGELATIONS, I'LL KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU WHAT I WANT AND HOW WE WILL DO EVERYTHING MY WAY

Cause The Underground Don't Stop For Ho's
Sometimes to change something simple in your life, you have to change something complex about your life. Now I don't associate with people that I care for if I don't feel that their actions back their words or if the quality of respect they have for me isn't quality at all. Nothing personal, nothing vengeful I'm just simply looking out for the well being of my mind. I'm not looking for explanations or accusations I'm simply not looking. I realized that have been delaying my life. I didn't know why but I believe I was waiting for someone to share the next stage of my life with and I got caught up in a few peoples lives that I thought had potential of being that person. Now that I realized this I'm not waiting anymore. I may not find that person in fact maybe I don't want to. My plans always been the same my life's always what I expected it to be. All I got to do is live it alone or with someone else. It doesn't matter it's just time to move on both mentally and physically. I'm not waiti

Cause The D Is So Special
I'm not a player mommy, I'm not a pimp, I don't walk around, given up this dick. I know I talk alot, I talk alot of shit, but thats because I know what I'm working with. Some got lucky, others deserving but that don't mean evey chick I'm just serving. you just swerving, need to listen and learn this, So when I put this thing on you, it mean you earn this. ~Quik

Causes Of Bell's Palsy
Viral and bacterial infections, as well as autoimmune disorders, appear to be emerging as the most frequent common thread in the etiology of Bells palsy. HERPES SIMPLEX 1 As far back as 1970, Herpes Simplex 1 was suggested as a cause of Bell's palsy (Dr. Kedar Adour). Some Bells palsy must still be designated as idiopathic, but a 1995 study (Dr. Shingo Murakami and others) points compellingly to the herpes simplex virus (HSV-1) as the most frequent cause of Bell's palsy, possibly accounting for at least 60 - 70% of cases. Additional research since this study was published has been reinforcing the conclusion. Exposure to HSV-1 is common; a vast majority of the population has been exposed to it. Most people are exposed during childhood. Kissing between relatives is the most frequent source of exposure, but it may be possible that the virus is also spread while sharing towels, utensils, etc. The active virus is commonly associated with cold sores, but the virus often runs its cours

Causes & Risk Factors
While scientists know Alzheimer’s disease involves progressive brain cell failure, they have not yet identified any single reason why cells fail. However, they have identified certain risk factors that increase the likelihood of developing Alzheimer’s. Risk factors Age The greatest known risk factor for Alzheimer’s is increasing age. Most individuals with the disease are 65 or older. The likelihood of developing Alzheimer’s doubles about every five years after age 65. After age 85, the risk reaches nearly 50 percent. Family history Another risk factor is family history. Research has shown that those who have a parent, brother or sister, or child with Alzheimer’s are more likely to develop Alzheimer’s. The risk increases if more than one family member has the illness. When diseases tend to run in families, either heredity (genetics) or environmental factors or both may play a role. Genetics (heredity) Scientists know genes are involved in Alzheimer’s. There are two ca

Cause And Effect
I once believed in true, devoted, and complete love for another but now-a-days, I don't care for true, devoted, and complete love for another because what I have experienced for the past few years of my life was totally a cause and effect! The cause was when I thought I knew everything about falling in love, devotion, loyalty, faithfulness, and finally finding the one that I could share my whole entire life with. I was once before a man that wouldn't settle down with any woman and for any kind of reasons to be with a woman for life. Plus, the idea of me settling down and being married made me sick in my mind and soul because the way I carried myself when I was still single and young! My carefree attitude towards my life as a single bachelor was just me doing anything I want to do…being with anyone I want to be with; seeing anyone I want to see; coming home alone or with someone (or more); not being tied-up with rules and obligations to anyone nor visa-versa; and I'm taking care of mys

The Cause Of Silence
I know I've been pretty silent to everyone lately. I apologize for that. I recently separated from my spouse and filed for divorce. The regions are my own and if anyone is interested, email me separately and I will discuss them outside of fubar. Inserting legal disclaimer here. Because of murky legal issues, I won't discuss anything here because. She is also a fubar member and while I have blocked here that doesn't mean that mutual contact cannot reveal to her the contents of my blogs, nor does it mean she cannot create another account and find a way to access my information that way. The current account about which I know does not have her own picture as her default picture so that makes it difficult to know for whom to look. The salute on that account really is her, so she is not falsifying herself in that respect. If there are those who are interested, they are welcome to find me by the mentioned method so I can discuss things with people outside of fubar should they car

Cause And Effect
The search for the answers to life and its laws, is rooted in everything, since effects have their cause. It's as easy as saying when words hit a wall, they come back at the speaker like a red rubber ball. You can't hide any garbage, or mess up in this dream... all your actions are viewed from beyond the mainstream. The ancients all looked for that place ~ Shangri-La, and reflected in the knowledge of what is known as Karma. You can study the ancients for all that's concealed, or you can look toward intentions to have all be revealed. It's as simple as saying that your thoughts are alive, they create actions & reactions unseen to the eyes. It's difficult understanding that life's a charade, or that fears create reality ...if you're slightly afraid. A guru can teach you the path that's unsaid, these words try to show you that it's inside your head.

Causes And Effect
"For all the discomfort and fatigue, and my fears as to what might happen next, my first impulse was to laugh. They were so grotesque! They stood much taller than a man, nearly twice as tall, and broad in proportion. Their bodies were wider at the bottom than the top, four or five feet around I thought, but tapered up to something like a foot in circumference at the head. If it was the head, for there was no break in the continuity, no sign of a neck. The next thing I noticed was that their bodies were supported not on two legs, but three, these being thick but short. They had matching them three arms, or rather tentacles, issuing from a point halfway up their bodies. And their eyes - I saw that there were three of those, too, set in a flattened triangle, one above and between the other two, a foot or so below the crown. In colour the creatures were green, though I saw that the shades differed, some being dark, the green tinged with brown, and other quite pallid. That, and the fact tha

Cause And Effect
With space and opportunity being the only boundary, My feet smashes the cotton beneath my sole, The rush of anticipation is what it sounds to me, Each passing moment I can feel the intensity grow. His eyes burn by the sight of her, his ears screech by her voice, Torched by untruths and the reaction of heat, There was a word created called forgive but also one called choice, A word means nothing unless the person is willing to speak. They call it saying “fuck it” when fucking feels good, The touch, the feel, the smell, the sight, the taste, Actions show signs that when noticed is understood, Not knowing is like hearing sounds in a dark large space. When you give up on love does love give up on you, Maybe the people, but you always expect one, Is the good times over weighing the drama put upon you, Lord I Pray NOW, EARLY, for the next ONE. Munchie Way

Cause I Say So ! ! !
you brighten my day and bring me warmth like the sun your like a rainbow but much prettier than one your eyes are like stars as they sparkle and shine your bodys like heaven cause it feels like cloud nine

Causes Of Domestic Violence
CAUSES OF DOMESTIC VIOLENCE There is no one single factor to account for violence perpetrated against women. Increasingly, research has focused on the inter-relatedness of various factors that should improve our understanding of the problem within different cultural contexts. Several complex and interconnected institutionalized social and cultural factors have kept women particularly vulnerable to the violence directed at them, all of them manifestations of historically unequal power relations between men and women. Factors contributing to these unequal power relations include: socioeconomic forces, the family institution where power relations are enforced, fear of and control over female sexuality, belief in the inherent superiority of males, and legislation and cultural sanctions that have traditionally denied women and children an independent legal and social status. Lack of economic resources underpins women’s vulnerability to violence and their difficulty

Causes
What are the causes of thyroid cancer? As with many types of cancer, the specific reason for developing thyroid cancer remains a mystery in the vast majority of patients. Major risk factors are: • External radiation to the head or neck, especially during childhood • Genetic predisposition (the influence of heredity), particularly for the medullary type of thyroid cancer

Cause I Had To
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) Im a 33 yr Leukemia survivor 2) Both my parents are dead 3) I had chicken pox when I was 22. 4) I love to body surf 5) I have owned only 4 cars in the 25 yrs ive been driving. 6) Im addicted to Fubar. 7) I havent had a moving violation ticket in almost 17 yrs. 8) I share the same B-Day as Barbara Striesand. 9) I had a double hernia operation when i was 7. 10) When I was in my early 20's i used to shoot out store front windows with a slingshot and slash car tires.....something Im not proud of at all. I'm going to Tag, Ms Boodie, Tinky, Vonnie, Kelly Ann, Arynmoon.......Have fun, hope to see your blogs...

Cause Im Bored
YOUR LIFE: 1. Raised in: Victorvile and las vegas 2. Planned baby: ha ha nope 3. Birth date: Nov 19th 1985 4. Any siblings: 2 brothers and a half sister 5. Do you get along with them? with my brothers yes but I odnt know my half sister 6. Hair color: Black 7. Hair length: past the shoulders 8. First school: Del Rey Elementary 9. Eye color:dark brown 10. Shoe size: 9 11. Mood: tired 12. Smell: strawberry bubblelicious 13. Height : 5'6 14. Lefty/righty: righty LOVE LIFE: 1. Do you remember your first real relationship? yes 2. Do you believe in love? Im not so sure anymore 3. Shortest relationship? I think it was like a month 4. Have you ever been heartbroken? Yes 5. Are you liking someone now? kind of yeah 6. Have you ever fallen for a friend? yes I have 7. Are you afraid of commitment? Yes 8. Do you believe in love at first sight? No...its not possible thats just saying you fell in love with someone cause of their looks. You have no idea who that person is or

Cause All You People Are Vampires!
Well I've seen your eyes as they fix on me What is he doing? What on earth's the plan? Has he got one? You'd better give me some pointers Since you are the big rocket launcher and I'm just the shotgun Well I ain't got no dollar signs in my eyes That might be a surprise but it's true That I'm not like you and I don't want your advice Or your praise or to move in the ways you do And I never will Cause all you people are vampires And all your stories are stale And though you pretend to stand by us I know you're certain we'll fail Well I've seen your eyes as they flicked on me Full of confusion Your snarl is just so condescending Try to explain that we're onto a win If the fear that where in Near recoups what we're spending He says, I can't believe that you drove all that way Well how much did they pay ya? How much did they pay ya? You'd ave been better to stay round our way Thinking 'bout things but not actually doing a thing Cause all you people are vam

Cause We All Need Some Laughter In Our Lives...
An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong, "Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Wallace. "My Private Part died today, and I am very sad." Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences." The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas. He met Nurse Tracy. "Mr. Wallace," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas." "But, Nurse Tracy I can't," replied Mr. Wallace. "I told you yesterday that my Private Part died. "Yes," said Nurse Tracy, "you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?" "Well," he replied, "Today is the viewing.

Cause Of Fire That Killed Firefighter
Careless Smoking Caused Fire Reported by: Sky Yaple Tuesday, Apr 15, 2008 @06:14pm EST Careless smoking is the cause of the Port Erie Plastics fire on April 8th. Twenty four year old Michael D. Crotty was killed at that blaze when a piece of equipment fell from the top of a ladder and struck him. Crotty was recently hired by the city of Erie Fire Department, and served as chief of the Lawrence Park volunteers. State Police Fire Marshal Pete Shafer said careless smoking near a pile of pallets near the building set off the blaze.

Cause I Feel Like It
I feel like it I don't owe you shit Not everything i do is right Not all the times i vent is cause of you its not like I know what I'm doing Its all new Every step we take is one more than before No defenses are up or secrets I have close to nothing to hide Everything you don't know of me I don't think its important Feeling sick without you makes me angry I want to keep trying despite the pain Not seeing you everyday I love you and i don't need a paper or legality of the sanctity of marriage if it happens it happens I'm not pressuring you I love what it is and how crazy it is maybe its me maybe its you maybe its everything i just love you Sick of me hearing it but i feel it Can't see myself stopping cause i feel like it

Cause At Once Upon A Time It Was You
Cause at once upon a time it was you i adored. you disappeared & left me here, out in the cold. & the abscesses of you is hurting my soul. didn't know there was an end of the road. it was so easy for you just to let it all go.

Cause A Ruckus!!
Yea baby!!!! Let's cause a ruckus!! Rate Fan & Add each clubber Then message Unbreakable! Make sure you tell them "Causing a ruckus!!" I'll be making tags daily so rate this pic and comment saying you've rated!!

Causing A Ruckus
Yea baby!!!! Let's cause a ruckus!! Rate Fan & Add each clubber Then message Unbreakable! Make sure you tell them "Causing a ruckus!!" I'll be making tags daily so rate this pic and comment saying you've rated!!

Cause I Promised....
So, I know I promised this for two days, but wanted to sit back before I did this again like I do, thus giving those people the benefit of a doubt. Nahhhhh I gave them too much of my time so as a great person here is a list of the newest non-raters...yes some threatened me with bodily harm whether of their own admission or that of their protectors...lol. Yes, it reminds me of the days of CB radios and how the threats come but ohhhh fucking well..lol Here are the cool cats out there that dont rate back, but I tell ya how much I gave too... http://fubar.com/user/1641607 278 Rated http://fubar.com/user/618841 260 Rated http://fubar.com/user/1462587 223 Rated http://fubar.com/user/1784219 399 Rated http://fubar.com/user/873314 696 Rated http://fubar.com/user/1512684 804 Rated http://fubar.com/user/898334 247 Rated http://fubar.com/user/815527 377 Rated http://fubar.com/user/1817726 245 Rated http://fubar.com/user/654880 109 Rated http://fu

Cause I Said I Would....
OK here it is Friday I posted a couple non-rater blogs yesterday and today my upcoming HH for Monday.... So to the unfinished bushiness today was good for me as most people that received those auto 11 blings out there. So woohoo to me and all the others that picked up on that!! So, there are a few though that still don't get it as I woke to a friends request to the a** that didn't rate back and blocked me ...he rated a few and wanted me back hmmmm uhh no JA!!! Another person from the same group which appeared as in viewing me did just that just view...ok a lazy F***. There was one today that never seen the two bully's I posted for Monday's HH or the blog I posted....hmmmm ok!!! To an old friend though and I will call out the trifling thing she is: http://fubar.com/user/1341652 Alluring Redhead who today had auto 11's and then came a begging I rated some of hers earlier this week and today another 560 which you know blew her up in points!!! She got hers and ran, deleted

Cause I Love You All
LMAO BREAKING NEWS In 2009 the government will start eliminating all the mentally ill people. I started crying when I thought of you. Run little friend, run! MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital. Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell You which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, hang up. It doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway. If you are dyslexic, press 9-6-9-6. If you

Cause I Think So....
Hmmm been debating on how to kickstart my friends...but seems some are lazy upon their auto 11 kick only and taking the rates...and never returning anything....hello JA's have some common respect others need rated too not just your over sized ego a**es!! You say you want love but never returning it...and just for a fact rating my profile doesn't count. See you wonder why I use the word "lazy, ungrateful, etc..." OK, you received a gift which in this case is Auto 11's from some guy/gal. You then collect all the points off it from every rater!! Thus no energy spent...you never rate back the givers who spend maybe 2-3 hours rating your pics hmmm yes again no energy spent...ok wait you send out a 1 credit bling...wait that benefits you as well!! My lord I don't get some so...this goes to everyone....i've said this before so take it as you will, but dont send me a reply in a shout saying "huh or what"...If I said deleted it's that...you won't be rated from this person...you wont h

Cause I Can.
Are you dating the very last person you kissed? --Nope. Your best friend likes your last ex, you say? --O' Rly? Have you ever dated someone longer than a year? --Nopers. What color are your eyes? --Shitty brown. Do you wear your seatbelt in the car? --Yess. Will you talk to someone on the phone tonight? --No one calls me =[ Can you honestly say that looks don't matter? --As long as he's talled than me, i really don't care. Ever kissed someone that smokes? --Nope. Have you hugged anyone in the last 72 hours? --I hugged Vanessa. Who was the last "girl" you hugged? --Vanessa. Was today a good day? --No, stupid taxi never came to pick me up. Do you get mad easily? --I'm usually always happy. Where do you see yourself in the next 2 years? --A junior in college with a car and money in my wallet. Plans for tomorrow? --Tacos! and probably visit my old high school. Last awkward moment? --Leaving my parent's

Cause I Love You
i want you to change you life. i will give you my soul. i want you to be happy. i don't mind dying. as long i die for you my love. its start with you. you don't have to be scared anymore. cause im here for you. and i love you. my heart will never change. as long I'm alive. the fear i have is losing you. i will give you my soul. i want you to be happy. i don't mind dying. as long i die for you my love. its cause i love you. i don't want anything to change between us. i can hold you forever. i take all the bad memories you had. as long you are happy. i want you to be happy. cause i love you

Cause Karma's Bitch Tagged My Ass.....
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Here's mine, in no particular order 1. I am a paranormal investigator for a group in the area I live and i volunteer at the local animal shelter. 2. I can name all 50 states in alphabetical order 3. I am German, Irish, Cherokee, and Israeli 4. I repair and restore old Jukeboxes 5. I am scared to let my guard down 6. I am anemic, my last tattoo I had to pay the guy extra to finish it, he wanted to stop half way through. 7. I am fascinated with how serial killers mind's work. 8. I collect old books, music instruments, Horror movie memorabilia and nutcrackers 9. My two fears in life are Clowns

Cause Im A Loser
Ok, no one tagged me so I'm tagging myself! 1. I read 2-3 books a week. 2. I can't pass by a baby without touching it. 3. I am a pasta freak. Eat it 4-5 times a week. 4. I have been a single mom for 9 years and they're still alive. 5. I have to sleep with a fan on. 6. I also have to keep my feet covered in bed so that the monsters under there can't get me. 7. I have 5 cats because I take in strays. 8. I can cook just about anything. 9. My father lives 6 miles away and I see him about 3 times a year. 10. I love my friends on Fu!

Cause Im The Fcking Princess..duhh Has Auto 11s!!
cAUSE iM tHE fCKiNG pRiNCESS..dUHH HAS AUTO 11s!!! Until 11:45 pm EST/8:45pm PST Sat! The Princess is my best friend on fubar & needs a good spanking!! She's paying 10k/100 rates. Let's get her a little bit closer to Oracle. She always returns the love!! Thank you and have a great night. cAUSE iM tHE fCKiNG pRiNCESS..dUHH~owned by Neptune's Human & RedZ28@ fubar Brought to you by..... RedZ28@ fubar

Cause Of You To Lisa
you know im been thinking about you. you are the only one on my mind.i want to take you, hold you, give you love. i will be there for you. to give you what you deserve. i will catch you when you fall. you give me life. make my day bright. you make me feel warm. when i closed my eyes i hear wedding bells. i see us walking down the aisle together. i will take you, hold you, and give you more love than anyone ever could. when i look at the sky. see a falling star. i just close my eyes and smile for having a you in my life.i dont mind the sun burning me. i dont mind blizzard freezing me. as long im with you. i will give my love to you. you changed my life. i will give you my soul. cause i love you.you make me feel loved. you make me feel. dreams can come true. i my feelings are strong for you. it started when i first talked to you. i dont mind how the world is today. as long you're in my arms. this starts tonight. i will give you never ending loving. gently touch your face with my fingers

Cause I Love Anna O'molly
7......things about you....by me 1. what is the oldest thing in your fridge? Relish I make my own tartar sauce. 2. what is your favorite brand of deodorant? Degree shower fresh 3. name one thing about you that not many people know. My mother is in a nursing home with Demetia and I live everyday missing her. 4. what is your worst habit? I don't understand my worth so I put myself down alot. It seems to upset my friends. 5. who has saved you life in anyway in the past year? No offense to my friends here but my son saves my life everyday. Without him I would be so much less then who I am. He is my sun. 6. who is a major influence in the way you live your life? Me I did everything on my own. From the moment I found out I was pregnant I worked and did everythign I could to better my sons and my life. 7. what do you think your biggest weakness is? trusting too quickly. I want to always believe everyone is good and lovely and honest. That doesn't always happen.

Cause Living Makes Me Feel Ashamed
Sometimes I feel Like I wanna leave this place for goodUnder the groundI'll live down there without a soundAnd never hearThese hissing voices all the sameI'll disappearCausing living makes me feel ashamedI must believeThere's more above us and belowI must believeStranded with this bitch called hopeIt keeps me hearWhen all I wanna do is goIt keeps me here When all I wanna do is disappearIf this is itWhen all we have and ever willIf this is itTime is running out and standing stillI'll leave todayCause there's nothing left to keep me herrI'll fade awayI'll turn my back and disappearThe city movesLunges up right from the groundThe seething EarthIt opens up and spits us outThis vicious childNature never wanted usThis vicious childA cancer burning black into it's heartIf this is itWhen all we have and ever willIf this is itTime is running out and standing stillI'll leave todayCause there's nothing left to keep me hereI'll fade awayI'll turn my back and disappearSometimes I feelLike I wa

Cause,,,idk
feeling lonely and sad...im not sure why. could it be because ive been sick for days? or am i just getting depressed? thought id shake it as the night went on, but its not let up. maybe its just me and the changing of the seasons. anyone ever think that their moods are affected by the weather and the seasons? ugh maybe im just weird...ok so not so much of a blog but i wanted to write so i did.

Cause For Celebration
Cause for Celebration Honoring Everyday Life We all know someone who keeps plastic covers on his or her couch in order to protect it. The irony is that many of these people may live their lives without ever having actually made contact with their own furniture! This is a poignant and somewhat humorous example of the human tendency to try to save things for special occasions, as if everyday life weren’t special enough to warrant the use of nice things. Many of us have had the experience of never wearing a particular piece of clothing in order to keep it nice, only to have it go out of style in the meanwhile. It’s interesting to think of what it would mean to us if we let ourselves wear our nicest clothes and eat off the good china on a daily basis. We might be sending ourselves the message that every day we are alive is a special day and a cause for celebration, and that we are worth it. There is something uplifting about treating ourselves to the finest of what we have

Cause Witty Made Me
Ok for those that didn't read blog yesterday im pregnant... so should i allow witty to be the birthing mom should i give birth in a mr turtle pool and really is Seamus the father Will Witchie be a good fu momma... Will Mr. Dr. Prof. Esq. be a good boob rubber for the entire pregnancy and since hes a dr will he be my ob gyn? PS Witty will be taking over blog when vomiting starts... Thank you Wicked PSS just imagine a little girl just like me... (evil laugh)

Cause All The Kewl Kids Are Doin It
Since everyone else is doing it...layer one:Spell your name with bands/artistsG- George Michael (oh christ kill me now) A- Abba (yep i like em) L- Linkin Park L-Linkin Park O- Octane layer two:- name: Gallo- birth date: 06/08/71- nicknames: Gallo - current location: WV sleepin with my sister cause she is hot and im the oldest son so i go first- eye color: Black in winter Dark Brown in summer- hair color: whats left Black- righty or lefty: Righty - best friend[s]: My Dadlayer three:- the shoes you wore today: some brown things - your perfect pizza: DiCarlos - the last time you cried: when i found out i was gonna be a dad again layer four:- your best physical feature: my lil peen- most missed memory: being single layer five:- pepsi or coke: pepsi- mcdonald's or burger king: nasty hate fast food - adidas or nike: Rocky boots - lipton ice tea or nestea: tea im not fuckin british - chocolate or vanilla: chocolate reminds me of anal sex - cappuccino or coffee: both with a sid

Cause I Was Told By Boo
Dear Boo I am writing this blog for you My breasts will soon say moo Im having problems taking a poo Maybe i should sit on the lue I love you Boo Now you should all love and adore on Boo cause shes my nipple expert. That is all Wicked

Cause, Effect, And Transformation
Feeling Depleted Feeling depleted is a wake up call to slow down, rest and fill your body with vital nutrients and light from above. There are times in our lives when it seems our bodies are running on empty. We are not sick, nor are we necessarily pushing ourselves to the limit—rather, the energy we typical enjoy has mysteriously dissipated, leaving only fatigue. Many people grow accustomed to feeling this way because they do not know that it is possible to exist in any other state. The body’s natural state, however, is one of energy, clarity, and balance. Cultivating these virtues in our own bodies so that we can combat feelings of depletion is a matter of developing a refined awareness of the self and then making changes based on our observations. A few scant moments of focused self-examination in which you assess your recent schedule, diet, and general health may help you zero in on the factors causing your depletion. If you are struggling to cope with an overfull

Causes!
I would like to suggest we start a causes section (troops, breast cancer, feeding the poor, shelter for the homeless etc..) We donate portions of our fubucks which makes us feel like we are helping our communities etc. Then we have a sponsor pay the diff of what we dontae. I believe Fu could make a big Difference. So holla "hell Yeah" if you think we should help our communities. DJ TRIX

Causes Of The Popularity Of Franck Muller Inexpensive Watches
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Causes Of Erectile Dysfunction & Treatment Options
Do the causes of erectile dysfunction have you in a rut? Is your sex life being entirely hampered or is nonexistence because of erectile dysfunction cause? Are you sick and tired of feeling like less of a man because of your ED? If so, you are not alone, and there are some great treatment solutions. Let’s examine the erectile dysfunction causes and some viable treatment options that exist. What Are the Primary Cause of Erectile Dysfunction? If you have ED you may have it for several reasons. There are some easily identifiable reasons that can cause erectile dysfunction. To better help you understand why you have it, here are the top five: 1. Aging 2. Obesity 3. Anxiety, depression and mentality 4. Smoking / Drinking 5. Diseases (heart disease, diabetes, etc.) Why Most Men Don’t Treat erectile dysfunction causes? Let’s face it, erectile dysfunction is a very embarrassing topic to talk about with anyone, even a medical doctor. No

Causes For Erectile Dysfunction: Top Reasons You Have It
Do you suffer from erectile dysfunction and wonder what the causes for erectile dysfunction really are? Have you tried to find out some information online or from your doctor, but still don’t understand why you have erectile dysfunction? If so, there are some helpful answers that can be found in this informative article that will help you to better understand what the cause of your ED is and why you have it. The Aging Process is One of the Causes for Erectile Dysfunction We all will get older, that’s a fact. And the aging process is deemed as one of the primary causes for erectile dysfunction. Over time, as our body’s age, the circulatory system becomes less capable of handling blood flow, particularly to the penis and the main arteries that supply it with blood. When this happens, men can experience ED. The most common men who have ED are between the ages of 45-65 (and older). Obesity and Poor Diet Causes Erectile Dysfunction You are what you eat, and your

Cause He Bought Me
Starchaser..... That crazy man bought me in an auction. I was suppose to write a blog about him, so here goes. It will be short and sweet...I can't say a bad word about that guy. He's probably one of the sweetest people on here. This guy puts up with some of the craziest rants I have and still calls me "Spectacular". He think me and my fuHubby should live together and have our lives broadcast on TV, because we'd make "great TV". He's also boycotting Holiday Inn because they are lame. At least the one I stayed in. He even sends me random IMs with hugs. He knows I like them and, more than likely, need them. He mails me snail mail Christmas cards with pictures of his puppy in them :) He's just all around a great guy and you should check him out

Cause Thats Fubar (parody Of That's Rock 'n' Roll)
Another Song Parody - This one based on Shaun Cassidy's "That's Rock 'n' Roll" - Enjoy! *********** Well I was surfing the web from home When a friend messaged me on my phone It was a website They said to try out. Its called Fubar. So I set upMy account Became a fan and rarely log out Cause I enjoy it, While in the Blast Box When at Fubar. CHORUS: Well come on every body Sign up and Login Come on everybody and Like Your Friends Come on everybody and log in to your Fubar. Now I'm on there, Rating pics of friends Giving them tens and elevens And spending my paycheck on bling credits. When on Fubar. There was one chick who said she'd show me Her Not Safe pics if I bought her a Fu-Pony. When I said hell no, got called a homo. Thats life on Fubar. Well come on every body Sign up and Login Come on everybody and Like Your Friends Come on everybody and log in to your Fubar And if you want to create a mumm just do it and the likes will come. Or r

The Causes Of Mono
Mono is in fact a viral contagious illness. This would mean, it is able to spread out from person to person because of exchange of saliva and even mucus coming from throat or nasal area. Because the condition is usually known as kissing health issue, there exists a well-known belief that it really is caused simply as a consequence of kissing. The above mentioned belief is certainly right that mono is usually passed on with kissing. As mentioned previously, mononucleosis spreads throughout direct contact. While deep kissing, there's an exchange of saliva so because of this, there's a greatest chance of transmitting of this particular health problem. Kissing is actually one of the key causes of the spread ofmono in younger generation. Nevertheless, kissing isn't the only cause of spreading this specific illness between people today. Mononucleosis can also be passed on through sneezing, coughing sharing own things such as bath towels, brush, and many others. At the same time, utilizing th

Cause He Made Me Blush And Smile At What I Wrote For Him..
I worte this for a friend on the fly... he loved it! Cause he made me blush and smile at what I wrote for Him.. I know I don't have permission yet but, I wanted to please you to make up for today. This is what I thought about when I came for you.. Finally making it to you, I show up at your place, and to make up for missing you twice I agree to let you do whatever you desire to me. You pull me through the doorway.. To the living room you tell me to wait there. You leave and come back with cuffs and a collar.. I look at you with wide eyes, as you put the collar on me pulling on the ring you lead me to the couch you move behind me cuffing my hands together you lay me over the arm. Taking off your belt you tell me that I will get ten smacks with it for failing to show up twice... I whimper... You tell me you will let me beg after my punishment.. As you bring your belt down across my ass, I cry out.. You tell me to hush or you'll gag me. You smack me again I can't help it I cr

Causal Fashion Asian Clothing For Women In Autumn
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Cause Of A Right Hand And Wrist Injuri
INDIANAPOLIS -- Toronto guard Kyle Lowry and forward Landry Fields didnt travel with the Raptors for their game against the Indiana Pacers on Tuesday night. Instead, the two travelled to New York to see a specialist for another opinion on their injuries. Lowry missed the last three games because of a sprained right ankle, and Fields has missed the last two because of a right hand and wrist injuries. Raptors guard Alan Anderson also will miss the game Tuesday night because of a sprained left foot. NFL Jerseys China . Hutchinson hurt his knee last week in a 24-10 loss to Houston and will have surgery Thursday. He becomes the fourth of Tennessees five starting offensive linemen at the start of training camp placed on injured reserve with only left tackle Michael Roos still active. Wholesale Jerseys China . PETERSBURG, Fla. http://bloodcopy.org/wholesale.html . The game, played in withering 30C heat, saw Canada go ahead 1-0 at the 40-minute mark on a penalty kick by captain Rus

Caution - Emotion-xing
Emotions move us with force. Control them. This is not to say, shut them down completely. That may be the only control you have in the beginning, but as with Martial Arts, practice yields control. Feel them all for they are important, but keep them in a reserved state and never be loud with them. Never let them control you. Sex is used to sell us things. We are told sex is bad. We are not told what to do with the paradox. The pressure cooker begins to boil. Sex drive is a powerful force that can be turned, but one should never attempt to shut it off. Realize when you are allowing your drives to control you. The choice then is simple – focus the energy elsewhere or let it run rampant. The drives within you are not faucets! Trying to deny them or shut them off will cause the pressure cooker to explode into uncertain directions. This paradox, denial/drive, is the cause of the imbalance that manifests in misdirected and inappropriate action. Rape is a crime of violence t

A Cautionary Tale
Interesting Marital Story Put Your Spouse First A while back I heard an interesting story from a woman concerning her first marriage. She married this man from Nigeria two years after dating him. It went okay for the first six months. Then the man's two brothers who were here illegally came to live with them even though they had recently had a child. The brothers would not work. Sure they could not work everywhere due to having to fill out applications and such but they could have earned cash cutting lawns, plastering, moving furniture, etc. Needless to say, the marriage began to be on the rocks. The wife wanted the brothers to leave but the husband would not make them. Eventually, after three years of enduring the mooching brothers, the wife left and got her own place. Without the wife's income, the husband was unable to continue to live where they had been living. He tried to live with relatives but they would have none of it. Eventually, he resorted to selling drugs. He

~~caution! Beware Of The Current Scam~~
Caution! Beware of the current Scam being perpetrated on the public! When you pull into a gas station to fill up, pay attention to the attendant a little more than I did yesterday. I pulled in and was approached by a person who said they would pump my gas and I did not need to get out of the vehicle. WELL, little did I know, when they were done and as I was driving home, it just struck me, they charged me 5 cents more a gallon, just because I didn't have to get out of the car. I think that is terrible. I am enclosing a picture of the uniform of the company; perhaps some of you can identify the gasoline manufacturer. With the current price of gas I recommend that you pump your own gas regardless of the weather or the gimmicks that gas company's employ to try and ease the pain!!! Damn? I still cannot believe I fell for this. It really upsets Me . Damn?

The Cautionary Tale Of Miss Information
A friend of mine pointed this person out to me. I just felt the urge to share her ignorance with the world. Below is a blog she wrote and my response. "I am so sad that you call us "civilians" like we are beneath you or something? I am sooo hurt that every military wife thinks they have it harder than any other person in this world. Being in the military is just like working anywhere else in this country, except you make more money for a lot easier positions and you get more money for BREEDING!!! I can't believe what this world is coming to.. The men who enter the military say they want to protect our country but yet everytime someone says they don't like how the military operates they are really mad at us "civilians" for standing up for ourselves. We are not beneath you just because I or my husband does not want to go into the military. Careers are personal choices and you could die on any job site not just from being in the military! It is probably really hard not seeing you

Caution: Very Weird Freaky Dream
Last night i dreamt I was about 4 months pregnant and I don't remember who the father was, and I was scared half to death. I went to this strange hospital where there wasn't much light and they were treating other patients in the hallway. As I got into a hospital bed, I began to go into labor and one nurse came running over and helped me push. The baby came out very easily, and he was perfect except for his legs were abnormally small and he was visibly dead. I didn't get to hold him, the nurse walked away with him and I got up and went home very traumatized. I thought this dream was morbid in a way! I've dreamed of being pregnant before, but it was never this depressing! I have no idea what it means either.

Caution: Drama Ahead!
From the mind of a B.U.O.F.M............ This one falls under "Serious". I've been a CT member for about seven weeks now. Amazing! Get to visit other folk's pages, rate their profile, rate their photos, stashes....become their Fan, Friend, Family! Have nice, friendly chats...and for some, develope deeper relationships. Wow. Technology is wonderful! Me, I'm a 47-yr-old straight male, father of four adult children, who JUST got his divorce finalized on March 16, 2007. I'm not what some of you may consider a "typical" recently divorced 47-yr-old male. I did not enjoy the process, and wish I never had to go through it. That in mind, I am in no hurry to "get back in the saddle". I'm in no hurry to even "touch the saddle", if you catch my drift. I even have a "Disclaimer" at the very top of my profile stating such. Why am I saying this? Well, some folks in the CT community take this cyber existance waaaaay too seriously. I'm sure you have all run across it, whether it b

Caution
Caution....Caution....Caution....Caution....Caution....Caution....Caution....Caution CAUTION As the old year dies A gentle death The new year cries With lusty breath We make our peace With things we've done Make our plans For those to come The past has taken wing Flown We reap the spoils Of seeds we've sown Yet, as the future brings Us hope anew We must be careful What we do! Ginny 1-84 ©1984

Caution Storks!!!
So I got up yesterday and decided I didn’t want to spend the day at home. So I grabbed my wallet, keys, my camera and a monster and headed out west. It was a quite surprising day at the beach. It was like frikken October out there, all rainy and stormy. I only managed to make it out of my truck for about 5 minutes but got a few pictures that I think some people will like. Oh yeah did I mention I almost got killed by this stork looking bird? The little bastard missed me by an inch and ended up hitting the antenna of my truck and bent it L storks suck! I mean WTF is a stork (or whatever the hell the long beaked freak was) doing in Oregon anyways? So yeah anyways the pics are from Ft. Stevens on the NW tip of the Oregon coast and will be in my pic folder in a few minutes…Enjoy! J.R P.S the rain followed me to the valley and now it’s raining here….in August! Can you believe that sh!t…Only in Oregon. P.P.S lol… I would also like to say thanks for all the love my new friends have gi

Caution
Drifting away, deep into your eyes, Your warm naked body, glides in between my thighs, Your lips are so tender and taste so sweet, Yearning for the moment, our souls do meet, You bury your head into my chest, And run your tongue around my breast, With each gentle touch, I begin to shake, In pure anticipation, of the next move you will make, I need you inside me, I can no longer wait, My back arches in pleasure as you penetrate, Deeper and deeper you press into me, Becoming as one, in pure ecstasy.

Caution
You say I love you you say you miss me You tell me each night you can't go on without me I want to belive you I want you to love me But I have been hurt once before A man came in and tore me apart Now, Im with you and I don't know where to start you say 'i love you' you say you care, but in the end, your not there You say you need me you tell me every night that we feel right what you don't know is that I've been hurt before My heart has caution in mind it wants to be sure before you get too close that you love me and your here to stay

Caution !!
Caution !! John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called "pullets", and ten roosters, whose job it was to fertilize the eggs. The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time, so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so John could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells. The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, a very fine specimen he was, too But on this particular morning John noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! John went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. But to Farmer John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring

Caution
I am not sure how to start this, and I know ahead of time that many will blow it off as unimportant. This is after all only the internet. What I wanted to say is to please think hard before you get involved with someone. For some this is just entertainment, but for many of us we form real bonds here. I recently met that one special person that I was meant to be with. I am convinced of that, and at first she felt the same way. But as often happens, someone else caught her eye and I lost her. It hurt that something we were once so sure of dissappeared that quickly. I welcome all that come as friends, but nothing more than that. She has my heart and always will. There is nothing I can do to get her back and I don't think I would even try. The pain I feel now is just too great and I can't put myself in that position again. So please, realize that you are dealing with real people. Be sure of how you feel before you take their heart. For some of us it is life altering. Thanks for reading

Caution
You know, the internet is an interesting case study on the human condition. It really speaks to the fickle nature of people in general, as well as to man's search for "the next best thing." We've all heard the "grass is greener on the other side," and unfortunately that resonates as truth to some. It has become apparent, that nothing is ever good enough anymore. Be it in our careers, social lives, personal relationships, etc., people are always seeking out that which they believe will be of more benefit to them. Now, I am definitely not a proponent of status quo, don't get me wrong. We should always strive to learn, and grow, everyday, but should this come at the expense of loyalty? Friendship? Integrity? In our daily lives, we interact with those whom we have interpersonal relationships. It's hard to stab someone in the back, when you have to look them in the eyes. On here, not so much. The internet, while a wonderful resource for gleaning imformation upon a myriad of subjects, can

Caution
Be cautious of Fearlessfemale I gave her an eight on a few pictures, cause some were blured, and some were just ok She snaps back If there not 10s, don't bother leaving anything So don't give her a damn thing if she wants to be a snob and not accept the truth for krapy photos and just didn't suit my likings

Caution!!! Must Read!!!!!!!!!
Thought y'all should read this in case you're thinking of installing an electric fence! We have the standard 6ft. fence in the backyard, and a few months ago, I heard about burglaries increasing dramatically in the entire city. To make sure this never happened to me, I got an electric fence and ran a single wire along the top of the fence. Actually, I got the biggest cattle charger Tractor Supply had, made for 26 miles of fence. I then used an 8 ft. long ground round, drove 7.5 feet into the ground. The ground rod is the key, with the more you have in the ground, the better the fence works. One day I'm mowing the back yard with my cheapo Walmart 6hp bigwheel pushmower. The hot wire is broken and laying out in the yard. I knew for a fact that I unplugged the charger. I pushed the mower around the wire and reached down to grab it, to throw it out of the way. It seems as though I hadn't remembered to unplug it after all. Now I'm standing there, I've got the running law

Caution: Your Head May Explode Upon Viewing
http://kittenwar.com/ I have this dumb thing I do when I am upset. I google pictures of kittens to make myself laugh until I feel better. Today, I was feeling icky about something, and came across this website. There is simply too much cute! I couldn't take it! I had to leave, lol. If you go, I warn you. Your head might explode upon viewing.

A Cautionary Song
There's a place your mother goes when everybody else is soundly sleeping Through the lights of beacon street And if you listen you can hear her weeping, She's weeping, cause the gentlemen are calling And the snow is softly falling on her petticoats. And she's standing in the harbour And she's waiting for the sailors in the jolly boat. See how they approach With dirty hands and trousers torn they grapple 'til she's safe within their keeping A gag is placed between her lips to keep her sorry tongue from any speaking, or screaming And they row her out to packets where the sailor's sorry racket calls for maidenhead And she's scarce above the gunwales when her clothes fall to a bundle and she's laid in bed on the upper deck And so she goes from ship to ship, her ankles clasped, her arms so rudely pinioned 'Til at last she's satisfied the lost of the marina's teeming minions, and their opinions And they tell her not to say a thing to cousin, kindred, kith or kin or she'll en

Caution All Around
Caution all around unless they make a mistake. Why is this? My sister is no longer on the wireless because she now knows I hear everything. She is very cautious. Gary is also very cautious in not only what he says but the format. No longer is it in WACHOVIA's. Physicians are very careful in what they say and one was even in tears over the phone. Someone I should of not met, just met, too far from where their supposed to be. Beauty is remarkable from her to this one. Had to be same or perhaps I was seeing a twin? Nothing in the attic. Three other places remain? Unfortunately, I know exactly where, why, how, and when to look. Perfect year for surgery 9, moth 10, and Holloween? Perfect. and ABCDdcba means? I will not teach, figure it out. PAX

Cautious Optimism
The exam is over, done, finished. In 6 or 8 weeks, I'll know if I passed. Do I think I passed? Really, I don't know. Probably? But my sense of these things is often well off-base. The last time I took this exam, I thought I did fine on some parts of it, and that I sucked on others. (Secured Transactions? I don't know shit about financing statements or any of that crap. Somehow, though, my essay score on that question was nearly perfect. Contracts, which I know fairly well? I got a two. That's about as far from perfect as you can get.) As it turned out, all my worrying was for naught; I passed by a large margin. So, this is the answer to the question many of you asked: I don't know how I did. And I won't know for many weeks. But I'm cautiously optimistic. In the coming weeks, I'm just going to forget about it (which, as it turns out, I'm really good at doing). I'm off to bake some bread & read a novel. Did I mention that two nights ago, I went to the hotel bar, where

Caution!
Please don't hate me if I stairJust look the other wayAct like you don't careJudgements of you have not been madeI'm probubly not thinking about you anyways!In my head are files that for many will scareFiling cabinate like objexts I see in theirI'm just starting to sort them in their spotsThe evaluation of my thoughts.Learning and evaluation is what I doMy thoughts and ideas I hope will someday be read How deep is to deep? Caution ahead!

Caution..... You Might Be Offended.
1.) change begging bums: is there any kind of screening process that you put your targets through? How has the withering economy changed your take of the tail end of our hourly earnings? Have you changed your diet from the morning diarrhea on rye sammich and 22oz. 211 steel reserve? Should i consider getting myself a set of fucked up clothes and practice my puppy dog eyes peering through a shaggy beard and toothless grin? I know that there really are people out there with serious problems and the results have landed them on the unforgiving streets of the city....this is not my complaint. My complaint is that there are places that will hire a strong hand for bullshit jobs so you can buy your own damn can of shitty beer and loaf of bread to make a sammich out of whatever it is you find most appealing out of the dumpster. Stop asking me. I hate it. For those of you creative enough to make a cute little cardboard sign stating your basic needs for the day and what you're willi

Caution: This Entry Has A Good Chance Of Boring You To Death! You've Been Warned!
Good Monday to all that braved death to read this blog entry! Of stout heart must ye' be! LOL! Well, its nearly 8pm here and I'm laying in bed, communicating my thoughts on this page. It has been a LONG day. I guess that is a matter of my own personal opinion, that this day seems to have been in particularly long. We all know a day is a day. There are 24 hours in each day. Therefore each day is as long as the last and as long as tomorrow will be, no more, no less. That being said, my perception of this day is that it was LONG. (or at least exhausting if you want to nit pick about the length of a day) My morning began around 5:30am, with Rottweiler kisses, a sleepy walk, and a granola bar. Tended to said rottweiler, drank some orange juice, dressed, brushed teeth and went to the gym. (I just started going to the gym again after a several month sabbatical to idontgiveashit island) An hour and a half was spent sweating. This is not my favorite way to get sweaty for an hour and a half b

Cautions Regarding Use Of The Swimsuit
Contained in the swimming pool chlorine causes the swimsuit fabric affected to some extent, so the water first with water to fully wet can reduce water (chlorine water) or sea water infiltration, corrosion, to increase the life of the swimsuit. If you use sunscreen, you should be careful not applied to swimwear above. After swimming at normal temperature cleaning, washing, drying in a well-ventilated place to dry naturally, can not use the high-temperature drying and ironing, and do not directly exposed under the hot sun, so as not material to harden, become brittle, affecting the normal wear. Buy swimwear Note: swimsuit color and skin color commensurate Choice of swimwear Victoria Secret Bikini color should pay attention to the complexion commensurate. Partial brown skin can choose bright colors such as yellow, light green, silver, ivory skin can choose pink color and elegant blue and purple. Buy swimwear to note: the best selection is not easy deformation fabrics The best choice i

Cavalera Conspiracy Or Testament?
This week we have two kick ass thrash bands going head to head. Is your vote for Inflikted from Cavalera Conspiracy or The Formation Of Damnation from Testament? Remember voting ends February 8th at 8 p.m. eastern time. Ok now vote!!

Cave Of Fantasy
Me and Suzanne are walking in the forest together, hand in hand, when the path gets too narrow to walk side by side any longer. I slow down to allow her to take the lead, primarily so that I can keep my eyes on her as we walk. Our discussion turns to sex and erogenous zones when finally I can take no more. I reach forward and pull her back to me, my arms wrap around her and my lips press against her neck with my tongue flicking at the junction between head and neck. My teeth gently nibble at just that spot before my tongue travels up the side of her neck to her ear. My tongue flicks in to lick and toy with her ear before reaching back to suck and nibble her ear lobe. “Gods but I want you m’dear,” I whisper into her ear. My hands roam across her stomach still covered by her shirt. A single drop of rain spatters against her nose, followed by another and another. Suddenly lightning flashes and thunder crashes. The rain pours down in buckets. “We have to get out of this st

The Cave
The Cave "Are you SURE that you aren't claustrophic?" I ask you, as we get out of my Explorer. You chuckle softly, grinning and shaking your head. "No, I'm not claustrophic." The chill in the air is momentary, and we know it will be a warm day soon. Tendrils of fog play in the trees as I lead you to where the path starts. Sweet williams are already blooming here, and everything is starting to get that delicate green of spring. "Am I really going to need this jacket?" you ask me. "It's already pretty warm." "Well, yeah, you really should wear it, hon. It stays the same temp in the back all year long." We are close enough now that I can hear the stream trickling musically below us in the ravine. The trees are just green enough to hide it, but I can now smell it, too, sweet and unique. I turn to see if you smell it too, and I see that you do, your head turning toward the ravine as you sniff. "Is that.....?" You stop mid-sentence when you see me looking at you

Cave Springs!
CAVE SPRING ONYX CAVERNS The entrance of Cave Spring Onyx Caverns appears to have been dug out to make it a walk-in entry. It is about 6 feet high and 4 feet wide. The stream (walkable) portion of the cave keeps the same dimensions throughout the cave, but there are numerous shelf areas, some of which extend for some length. A boardwalk aids in keeping one's feet dry (if you are careful). Immediately inside the cave the shelf area begins to spread out on both sides at about 4 feet above the floor. At about 25 feet inside the cave, at the first turn, the right hand shelf area extends back away from the stream at least 10 feet and is very congested with formations. Then the wall of the shelf area sharply swings back to the stream, and is no longer present. The shelf area on the left side also has swung away to be about 10 feet away from the stream, and is also highly decorated. The stream disappears beneath this shelf on its way out to the spring outside. At 45 feet inside the cave, th

Cave
If you ever watched the old Kung Fu TV series, you may remember the powerful beginning sequence: Grasshopper (David Carradine) is in a cave. He seizes the smoking cauldron and burns the tiger and dragon images onto his skin as he carries the cauldron out into the sun. Upon doing so, his initiation is complete and he is an official Taoist monk. The cave is the archetypal place of initiation. Caves are the first and most sacred of human dwelling places. As such, people may often feel a primordial sense of attraction to caves in their dreams. Initiation is the Jungian term for becoming a Self in the transition from childhood to maturity. Jung contends that there are rites of passage that need to be completed. The cave is often the place this is done. For much of human history, caves have been sacred places of shelter from the world; the place that became the extent of a person's kingdom in the face of uncertainty and peril. While the cave itself may not be a central image any longer, we

Cave
Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols: www.FunAndFunOnly.net It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least three thousand years old! The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols. They held a huge meeting after months of conferences to discuss the meaning of the markings. The President of the society pointed to first drawing and said: "This is a woman. We can see these people held women in high esteem. You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol is a donkey, so they were smart enough to have animals to help them till the soil. The next drawing is a shovel, which means they had tools to help them." Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means that if a famine hit the earth and food didn't grow, they would seek food from the sea. The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means

Caves
so, I found some chick on craigslist, that is lookin for someone to go to Mammoth Caves in Ky with her, cause her bf flaked out. Its an overnight hiking trip, and she seems to be legit. So now I have to decide whether or not I wanna go. I have no idea who she is, bit its a free fuckin trip to the caves. blah. I wanna go

Cave
Cave If you ever watched the old Kung Fu TV series, you may remember the powerful beginning sequence: Grasshopper (David Carradine) is in a cave. He seizes the smoking cauldron and burns the tiger and dragon images onto his skin as he carries the cauldron out into the sun. Upon doing so, his initiation is complete and he is an official Taoist monk. The cave is the archetypal place of initiation. Caves are the first and most sacred of human dwelling places. As such, people may often feel a primordial sense of attraction to caves in their dreams. Initiation is the Jungian term for becoming a Self in the transition from childhood to maturity. Jung contends that there are rites of passage that need to be completed. The cave is often the place this is done. For much of human history, caves have been sacred places of shelter from the world; the place that became the extent of a person's kingdom in the face of uncertainty and peril. While the cave itself may not be a central image any lo

Caveman Poems
The Junkie Caveman BluesMonster sleep while drugs not run out Dugs run out, Monster wakes, Monster scared Scared Monster heedless as stampeding Mastodons. monster need drugs.Monster must have Or Monster not sleep********************************************************caveman HaikubyArgif man not grow out of young fears man not become man, but boy in grown up clothes Big empty bag of need.

Caviar Kisses
Caviar Kisses 1 sm cucumber, scrubbed and-trimmed 1/3 cup sour cream 1 tsp dried dill weed Freshly ground black pepper-to taste 1 jar red salmon caviar Fresh dill sprigs 8 thin slices whole-wheat-bread Butter or margarine Slice cucumber into 1/4-inch rounds. In a small bowl, combine sour cream, dried dill and pepper. Place one teaspoon of the sour cream mixture on each cucumber slice. Garnish each with about 1/2 tsp caviar and a dill sprig. Cut bread slices with heart-shaped cookie cutter. Toast and butter. Place cucumber slices in center of serving plate and surround with toast hearts.

[caviar Omelets, Oh Yeah- I Went There]
It's pretty simple.Okay hardest part about this recipeget some god damn roe. Step 2 3 eggs TBS and a half of roe. combine vigorously, but not batshit fast since you don't want to pulp or juice the fish eggs. Let it come to room temperature. Preheat a very well lubed skillet to medium put that son-bitch on the heat. Wait for it to set, foldwaitflipserve. I dressed with butter cracked pepper and sea salt. Smoky.Delicious. Green.... Yeah. The roe actually offset the color of the eggs into this unappetizing color. You could probably use less.You could probably just use it as a condiment at the fold or dress stage. Either way this bears doing. Then I had cheesey brown rice. Wootage. I'm gonna finish Kampfer... maybe take some pictures if I don't hate you.