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ParadoxiMoxie's blog: "what the ass"

created on 01/18/2007  |  http://fubar.com/what-the-ass/b45927

.cats.n.candy.

so. just got back from the Humane Society. Meems got her kitty. thank god its not a kitten...i dun like kittens...they bite n scratch n stuff...which is what cats are sposed to do i spose...but im not an effin scratching post...so no please. there were two...that just...yeah even i liked them. both were torti...both were female...one was a Manx...the other...wasnt...one was spayed which meant we could bring her home today...the other while we could have the joy of paying for her...we'd have to wait a few days so she could be spayed first. well Meems is impatient...so we took a look at the Manx...adorable. affectionate. full o hair. so we bought her. she's currently residing in my bathroom...to get used to the environment bits at a time. she hopped outta the carrier n went right to the litter box...highly impressive. we named her Poe. as in Edgar Allan or the musician take your pick i decided to have a beer with lunch...cuz its saturday...and i have them...so why not...n then i told Meems to eat me...and she said 'ok you taste like chicken anyway'...which is slightly frightening if ya havent enjoyed the same comedic genre we have oh! D? Meems likes smoked oysters too! *does a lil dance* mah shirt is covered in hair...so ima go take it off...n then ima...eat more pringles...enjoy mah beer...n water mah plants...n contemplate actually buying some gd shorts..*sigh* k ya thats enuff useless information to share with the world today. tho the guy at the humane society wasnt bad eye candy if i must say so myself.
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