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ParadoxiMoxie's blog: "what the ass"

created on 01/18/2007  |  http://fubar.com/what-the-ass/b45927

.ghetto.fiasco.

*sings* in the ghetto *stops* k so yeah. i dun live in the ghetto... but once a week or so i have to venture there in order to procure crickets for mah kids frogs... normally i park directly in front of the store...get the crickets...drive over to the Frys...pick up whatever that walmart doesnt have...head back home. today however....*growl* some fucktard stole mah spot as i was turning to park into it...and instead of being a raging bitch i just parked across the lot...cuz like there were spaces there...and its halfway between the pet store and the Frys. makes sense yes? ya i thought so too... so we get the damn crickets...i tell Munchkin to put em in the car...and decide to walk up to the Frys...cuz its not like its that far and moving the car just seems stupid. my mistake. so...we walk there...we're in the Frys...theres bunches of peoples... and normally i keep my wallet in my purse... but since i was just at the pet store...its in my back pocket... again. my mistake. i get the stuff...we're at the register... i open my purse...no wallet. oh yeah...back pocket... guess what? no wallet. so yeah... not happy. cuz after an hour or so wandering around the Frys down every aisle...checking with customer service...walking back to the pet store...talking to them...wandering their aisles...still.. no wallet. why? honestly? well...its the ghetto... and normally im anal retentive bout my wallet thingie...cuz i really dig it...and its got important stuff in it...like my license and my atm card...and lately...my moms atm card as well.. so i think when that weirdo guy bumped into mah ASS...he nicked it. so i hadda cancel my card... n now i hafta wait 5 days for a new one... and i cant get a new license online without the damn debit card...sooooooo yeah. but. at least we got the crickets. at least we got the stuff for Munchkins school project. at least the card wasnt used. and at least i didnt catch the fucker cuz i woulda beaten the shit outta him n then i'd be in jail instead of writing this blog. ha. and thats all i have to say about that. *nod* hope everyone elses Saturday was completely uneventful. in a good way of course. peace'd
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