I CANNOT SEE
I CANNOT PEE
I CANNOT CHEW
I CANNOT SCREW
OH MY GOD WHAT CAN I DO
MY MEMORY SHRINKS
MY HEARING STINKS
NO SENSE OF SMELL
I LOOK LIKE HELL
MY MOOD IS BAD--CAN U TELL
MY BODYS DROOPING
HAVE TROUBLE POOPING
THE GOLDEN YEARS HAVE COME AT LAST.
THE GOLDEN YEARS CAN KISS MY ASS.