Fubar Blog Posts 2

Why Make Stuff Up
i get so upset when i hear about how some people make stuff up about their past. liers always get caught, just like cheaters so WHY does it continue to happen, i don't get it at all. i think i'm just gonna have to break up with this guy, i don't think i really ever knew who he was. he tells me one thing but tells others the opposite, and i end up feeling sad and he goes on about his business. like i said before, mean people suck

Why Me?
Well, my computer officially won't even start. I'm currently at work and could be in big big trouble if I get caught doing this - but wanted to let the friends and fam know what's up. I hate my life right now. Taking it in right away, but I may be gone for a bit. So very very very sad right now. Pray that it's not completely fried, because I really can't afford a new one at the mo. Fuck. Hope you're all well, if I don't see ya before then.... Happy Thanksgiving!

Why Me????
This isnt a poem.... I finally broke down last nite.... My b/f broke up wit me a few weeks ago.... He said i wasnt skinny, pretty, or slutty enough for him..... I was ok w/e..... Cause i honestly didnt care what he said.... Ive been asking ppl i like/love if they like me.... You wanna know what they said??? Im sorry but i think of u as more of a friend/sister.... I just started bawling..... The guy that i love and he loves me back has this g/f that he loves to fuckin peices.... But she doesnt give a flying fuck bout him.... I dont wanna tell him.... My one question to all of u that read this is.... Why does every1 i like/love only like/love me as a friend/sister????

Why Must You
Why Must You Why must you hound me to do something I don't want to? Why must you test me To see what I am bound to? Why must you hurt me to see how many tears I can shead? Why must you tempt me to see which way I am lead? Why must you question me after you have heard what I said Why must you read me to get inside my head? Seems that you haven't heard me so it must be that I'm dead You have ruined the friendship and any kinship that we've had So is it me that is all that bad? *This is my first poem I've ever written. I wrote it a couple of weeks ago.*

Why Me
YOU TELL ME THAT IM BEAUTIFUL, AS YOU BRUSH MY HAIR AWAY! YOU TELL ME THAT YOU NEED ME, AS YOU LAY ME ON THE BED! YOU TELL ME THAT YOU MISSED ME, AS YOU KISS ME ON MY CHEST! YOU TELL ME YOUR HEART IS RACING, AS YOU UNBUCKLE N PULL DOWN MY PANTS! YOU TELL ME YOU'LL LOVE ME FOREVER, AS YOU SLIDE IN BETWEEN MY THIGHS! YOU ASK ME TO MARRY YOU, AND I REPLY ........WHY?????

Why Me
why lord why must i be the one to live when all of my friends and family are dieing. i know it is not for me to question but i must ask why have i cheated death 3 times and all my friends and family never had the chance to cheat it once. i guess the real question is how much more must take and how many more friends and family must i bury. how many more times will i have to endure such pain please lord i must know?

Why Me
I'm a single mom with no finacle help from my kids dad. I got a stack of bills I can't pay. My cell phone is turned off and I'm risking my electric being turned off no too, cause it's due by the 29th and I don't get paid until the 1st. Don't know how I'm going to afford Christmas for my kids and the ex is talking about coming down here to El Paso to visit for a week. I just want to pull my f-in hair out sometimes. Ok I'm done for now.

Why Me, Whynot Kevin
wayne i wish u wldve saved kevin not me...dont worry about tht faggot he is nothing just a crackhead. it is NOT YOUR FAULT!!! I LOVE U BIG BRO JUST DONT DO ANYTHING STUPID... ITS NOT YOUR FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL KEEP SAYING IT TILL U GET IT THRU UR HEAD

Why My Name Is Morehead Gurl
i get lots of questions about my name. I made it morehead gurl because I live in Morehead, Ky and attend Morehead State University. =) So sorry... nothing perverted.... But for something funny- this town is know as the Hardwood Capital of the World because of all the logging on hardwood. And the river.. Licking River So the sign says Welcome to Morehead Ky Hardwood Capital Of the World Home of Morehead State Unviersity Good to know someone had a sense of humor huh?

Why Me???
Damn why me with all those funny things happen when I get the messages 'my alerts' sayin "Smiles! You're now in the online user bar!,,, what is that means?? Anyone got any idea what it is? Let me know as I can't think right now

Why Me??
Why does every guy that I meet have to break my heart? I mean I met this wonderful guy and been with him for like 2 years and I gave him everything. Now he keeps on sayin that he don't wanna hurt me and that he has been doin things that I don't know about and drugs ins't one of them. He then went to say that when he is ready to settle down he wants the girl to be just like me, WHAT THE FUCK! if he wants the girl to be just like me then why is he doin this shit to me? I love him with all of my heart and I always will but he has hurt me so bad. I won't be with him anymore but I am gonna remain his friend, because I love him and care alot about him

Why Me...
Why me... Oh why me for eternity it's to be me Always a Doubt but Never a Shout Or a Scream It's A Dream I hope and i Pray It'll go away But only to Resurface on another Day Ive nothing left to Lose For i Refuse to Accept Myself..

Why Make That Mistake
I cried for you, I would have died for you. Why did I let you go? Why did I let your hate grow? Love me now or love me never. But I will love you forever. I let you slip away, but I should have made you stay. Cry for me, die for me. But don't ever lie to me. You loved me then, you love me now. I ask myself How? How could I let you down? All I ever do is frown. My heart is all I ever let you take. Why make that mistake?

Why Men Suck....
Ok, in the past couple of days i have had too many people (all men BTW) telling me how I should feel.... Ok, it's pissing me off... Ok guys, accept the fact, I REALLY LIKE SCOTT!!! He is not in my boyfriend, in real life.... i added him as my cherry boyfriend, because i do like him so much.... i am the reason he signed up... get over yourselves... I have had so many people telling me why i shouldn't like him, why i shouldn't date him, that i am a liar for saying I was single, which i am, newsflash.... he hasn't asked me to be his girlfriend, he doesn't want anything that serious with me just yet... Not saying I don't want to, because I really do... but we're taking things slow... he didn't start talking to me by saying "wow, you're hot wanna fuck?" It was nice sweet things... he got to know me... he is intelligent, smart, sweet, funny, romantic, USES PROPER GRAMMER, which is my bigest pet peeve, people who can't use proper grammer, or spell correctly. I understand TYPE-Os. I make the

Why Marriage Is Poisonous To Sexual Energy
why marriage is poisonous to sexual energy marriage is a practical arrangement.... two people agree to share responsibilities, chores, expenses because they care about each other and feel that they want similar things out of life. the fiery sexual energy that the couple starts out with an incredible motivator. it has to be b/c that's what keeps the species proliferating. but that intensity, that omg-i-want-u-now type priority is trumped by practical things over time. the urgency of the mortgage and the parent-teacher meetings become bigger than urgency of sexual connection. i've been married twice. faithful marriages both times. but i prefer to take care of my own practical arrangements and have a woman in my life for fun, for company, for friendship and especially for sexual exploration and satisfaction. marriage is just the opposite... i get her help with the practical shit, but wind up taking care of my own sexual needs. no contest if you ask me.

Why Me!?!
I don't know why I get so crazy over people that I know are out of my league, I don't know why I think that I'm going to be happy when apparently everyone thinks that I shouldn't be. WHY ME!?! I just want to know WHY ME!?! I can't get it out of my head that I'm not good enough, I can't get it out of my head that someone likes me for me all I ever really want. I just want to find a single guy, he can be a daddy, he can love beer and race his truck, he can talk to everyone, he can be laid back and easy-going...I just want him to be mine. I don't have much free time anymore, but I would love to spend it with someone like me, someone who loves the simple things in life, the type of person who is comfortable with themself and comfortable around other people. Maybe I just jump to conclusions too fast, maybe I just read too much into things, but my heart is believing that I should be leaving this mental state real soon...I want a redneck country boy, cowboy hat and boots to match, I want so

Why Men Die First Again
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist; If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy. If you work too hard, there's never any time for her; If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation; If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your lazy behind and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism; If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity. If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment; If you keep quiet its male indifference. If you cry, you're a wimp; If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard. If you make a decision without consulting her,you're a chauvinist; If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination; If she asks you, it's a favor. If you a

Why Men Only Want Beautiful Women
Do your looks matter? Of course they do, but not nearly as much as you think and not nearly as much as anyone else thinks. Men fundamentally judge women by their looks: face, hair, eyes, breast, legs, body, etc. and, more than anything else, it is a woman's looks that turns men on (or turns men off). For a (heterosexual) man, a woman's looks are what initially "trances" him out, whereas women tend to be seduced more by words and actions - unless the man is some kind of male supermodel or superstar in which case women will trance out on him in the same way a man will trance out on any beautiful woman. It is only natural that men think the same rules about looks apply to women as they do men. To a certain extent, yes. A woman, however, places much less importance to how a man looks compared to how he can make her feel. Looks might better help you get the "audition" but that's all. Techniques like spoken NLP patterns, eliciting and mirroring values, Mr. Smooth, kino, etc. are strategie

Why Men Only Want Beautiful Women
Most men I know these days want the following type of woman. 36-24-36. They want her to have a Barbie type figure and all that goes with it. The one's who are the exception are those that make you think they are but are not. Where are all the really nice guys? Married that's where. They are all in relationships too. It figures that that would be the case. But maybe if we get lucky there will be someone out there who is the exception.

Why Men Are Rarely Published In Dear Abbydear
Why Men are Rarely Published in Dear AbbyDear Abby, I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motor cycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my en

Why Most Are Against Marriage!
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. >Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? >Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a >little sausage. > >Men are like.... > >1. Men are like ...Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you. >2. Men are like.Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are. >3. Men are like .......Weather . Nothing can be done to change them. >4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. >5. Men are like ......Chocolate Bars ..... Sweet, smooth, & they usually >head right for your hips. >6. Men are like ... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say. >7. Men are like Department Stores ...... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. >8. Men are like .....Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to >mature. >9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of >emotion. >10. Men a

Why Men Are Happier
- What do you expect from such simple creatures? - Your last name stays put. - The garage is all yours. - Wedding plans take care of themselves. - Chocolate is just another snack. - You can be President. - You can never be pregnant. - You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. - You can wear NO Tee shirt to a water park. - Car mechanics tell you the truth.. - The world is your urinal. - You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. - You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. - Same work, more pay. - Wrinkles add character. - Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. - People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. - The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. - New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. - Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. - You know stuff about tanks. - A five-day vacation require

Why Men Who Wear Pink Are Hot!
Nothing gets me half as riled as when someone says boys can't wear pink because they aren't girls. Have you ever really thought about all the meaning behind a statement like that? Boys can't wear pink, because they aren't girls. I don't know how everyone else take it, but I feel like when someone says that, they are telling me that gender equality never took place, that women shouldn't be allowed to vote, and that women should get married as soon as possible and spend the rest of their lives cooking, cleaning, having babies, and wearing pink. Alright, that probally needs a lot of explaining before it makes sense. I react this way because of the distinction the speaker makes between male and female, like the boy is better and does not wear pink because he is not a girl, which is a lesser creature and should be subject to this color if she so wishes. The first and foremost thing I want to scream at people who talk like this is "it's a color" and the second is to ask them where do t

Why Men Are Dicks....
You know.. it really pisses me off when you think you know someone... someone that you have know for 11 years.. lost touch... then comes back in your life.. to lead you to believe things.. then totally lies... grrrr.. he knows who he is... he really ruined my day.. but this is the only day he will ruin... He gives men a very bad name.. And this is one of the reasons why I am so picky when it comes to men.... Okay.. I am done.. thanks for letting me vent.. I could probably go on and on.. but let me quit while I am ahead!

Why Me
well lets start things off by saying i am having a rather shitty month i get transfered from one store to another store the new store gives me all overnight shifts and i am over tiard then my mechanic moves which means no more cheap repairs lol so i am tring to finance a car imagine that haveing a terrible time with that who wants to make payments not me then my work schedule is so f up i dont see my man but maby one a week when i come in he is going and our only day off he volenteres to babysit wtf i guess no fun for me well what else could go rong

Why Men Are Just Happier People
Your last name stays put The garage is all yours Wedding plans take care of themselves You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park You can wear "no" T-shirt to a water park Car mechanics tell you the truth The world is your urinal You never have to drive to another gas station because this one is just too icky Same work, more pay Wrinkles add character Wedding dress $5000; Tux rental $100 People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet One mood - all the time Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat You know stuff about tanks A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase You can open all your own jars You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack Three pairs of shoes are more than enough You almost never have st

Why Me??
Tonight I got back from a "coffee break" with Eddie when I got a shout from some guy calling himself "lovingbear" I said to Eddie.. uh oh I think I have found another perv on CT .... I had no idea! ___________________________________________________ lovingbear: hi sexy ->lovingbear: hi lovingbear: how r u? ->lovingbear: fine and yourself lovingbear: im ok i guess ->lovingbear: you guess? not too positive there lovingbear: well i am single and lonly ->lovingbear: so find someone to snuggle up with lovingbear: i dont know where to look for one ->lovingbear: i hear the library is a good place to meet smart women.. the bars are a good place to meet loose women lovingbear: i dont go to eather ->lovingbear: so start lovingbear: but i dont think i can find the type of woman that i need ->lovingbear: ok I will play the game.. what kind of woman are you looking for? lovingbear: who would act like a mommy to me ->lovingbear: If you want a mom

Why Men Prefer Pretty Faces
I've often wondered how much of the fact that my own mother being so attractive (yeah, I'm biased, but what son isn't) affects my personal choices in life. I've been called shallow once or twice in my lifetime (strong and bitter words indicate a weak cause), and it's a woman's external attractiveness that first catches my attention, however, from that brief point forward it's what's inside that I truly desire....the true essence of that soul. So you think beauty is in the eye of the beholder? Think again. According to new research from the University of Exeter in Great Britain, the preference for pretty faces over ugly ones is embedded in our brains from the moment of birth and possibly prior to birth. Newborn babies come fully equipped with built-in preferences, including a preference for an attractive face, that help them make sense of their new environment, report the BBC News Online and Newsweek magazine. The Exeter researchers showed more than 100 infants two images that were pl

Why Me
I sit here, entrapped by this dark world My mind is full of crazy ideas My thoughts corrupted My feelings changed I really don't want to go through this again Why me? That's all I really want to know Why me? Where is there to go? I need answers, I need help I need somebody to save me from all hell I need love, I need support I can't take people closing doors on me anymore I need an open door, someplace to walk into Someplace where I'm loved, someplace where I'm needed I need the truth I need proof I'm corrupted by these evil visions Seeing what people only fear of seeing I think that I just might go insane I really can't go through this all again Please help, please tell me I'm loved I need answers, maybe help from up above Maybe I'm sentenced to damnation Heaven is maybe out of the question I guess maybe it's my fate So why must I wait? Maybe I should leave now, someway, somehow Just let me go Leave me be You will see You don't need me Soon, I'll be fr

Why Must The Negitivity Be Soo Ugly
okay to get straight to the point on this whole blog thing, i would like to just say to all the girls out there little smart ass comments that are said that have to do with something that was not very agreeable with you and/or just made you angery in some way does not halp or make things any better what so ever and to tell you the truth just makes most men want to be dickes

Why Me??
Last night I was going to write my blog but I had to many eyes an didnt feel like crying with people in my house, Yes I do cry when its just me or someone I can actually talk to about things alone. I feel like Im lossing my life slowly. 2 in a half years ago I broke up with the one I truely love to death, (July 8th 2006) 8 months ago I lost my father, March 5th I lost a close teacher due to the snow storm an March 7th from being on life support for 5 years due to a car accident. Then of course I missed carried. Everyone that I have been close to im just lossing. Ya I have been sad its that time of the month that my father passed away. I feel like my life is falling apart... Why me??? Why??

Why Must They?!
Is it just me, or there alot of men and women on here just looking to flaunt their bodies and show off? It's not that I'm jealous, everybody has different tastes, but I'm trying to make my friend circle grow on CT. It's hard to find "girl" friends on here because most of them are looking at putting up the most sexy pics they can take of themselves to get the eyes of men! I guess if I wanted alot of guy friends I'd do the same. Right now, most of my friends are guys. Why? Because when I go to a girls profile and see that she only has up soft porn pics of herself, I really don't want to add her as a friend. And what about those women that say the only men on here are those looking to get laid? It wouldn't be because these girls have pics on their profile of themselves sprawled out on a bed with only a thong on! Come on, what you pay for is what you get. If you're looking for somebody to "Eye fuck" you, then keep posting the pics. If you're actually looking for friends and networking may

Why Marry?
WHY MARRY? You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man." A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted". Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him. A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished . A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying." A young son asked, "Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son." Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was unti

Why Me?
Things have changed so much for me People wanting things I can't be Why don't they see? All I want is to be happy and free. The parentals push me to be all religious But I don't want to be so fictious. Friends pulling me here and there Don't they see it isn't fair? I tried to find peace with things, But those were just short term flings. I'm happy with who I am Why is it that I can't seem to find a man? Could it be they are intimadated by me? Gentlemen wake up and see, I am who I am because of you Many guys thought they could handle, Others took off quick with shirt and sandal, Still some remain as friends Tell me when will it end? Why must i befriend everyone? All I Want is just one. I think I find him and then... Well you know the deal, I've had my fill.

Why Me?
I hate the way you look at me I hate the way care I hate the way you talk about her I hate the way smile in your eyes, when you speak her name I hate the way you you love her, even when she doesn't feel the same. I hate the way I feel about you I hate to feel at all I hate that you say you love her I hate that you don't love me at all I hate that she lives so far away I hate I live so close I hate the way you look right through me as if I were a ghost I hate that I messed up I hate that I let you go I hate that I still have feelings for you I hate that you want to go. I hate when she doesn't talk to you I hate you cry to me I hate myself for loving you I hate that it isn't me I hate the way you make me cry when you go an leave I hate when you say goodbye my friend I hate it becuase I don't want you to leave I hate that you aren't in my arms I hate you're not in my life I hate when you say you would still marry her I hate that she could be your wife I hate

Why Must People Blast Music At 11am?
It makes me crazy, the people (its ALL GUYS, over the age of 21) are fucking blasting music!!! And the room they have there stereo in is right above mines! So I'm stuck listening to it! they are fucking blasting KELLY CLARKSON since you've gone!!! Okay they're grown ass men, maybe they like it but there is never any fucking need to blast her music any place especilly not at 11am when ppl are trying to sleep after staying up all night I mean its fucking sunday morning! Those ppl are fucking wylin. The most annoying part is when the songs over they turn it off so I'm already awake, but still tired but I can't go back to sleep because it work everyone else up and they are all making noise at my house now. Those fucking putos.

Why Men Cheat!
Why Men Cheat Posted by David Zinczenko on Thu, Nov 30, 2006, 10:34 am Of course, we all know that while men and women are both capable of cheating, it's often the guys who have the biggest problem keeping their belts firmly buckled. And we all know that no matter who it's with, why it's done, or where the after-hours canoodling takes place, cheating is-most of the time-the ultimate relationship death sentence. But instead of dwelling on what happens after the cheating takes place, one of the ways to perhaps prevent infidelity is by knowing a little bit about why men stray. I'm not offering them as excuses, merely explanations as to what happens in that brain (and other body parts) of his-in hopes that you might be able to prevent it. Here, the top reasons why men cheat: To Fulfill His Biology: You know the old anthropological tale. A man's main job, besides killing the saber-tooth, is to spread his seed in order to ensure the survival of his genetic legacy. It's a man's biolo

Why Me
Why me, why does he do this shit to me? I cant take it ne more. his damn family gave away all of my lil girls toys and my ex just keeps lieing to me. i cant take it. just when i think my life has gotten just a lil better something goes wrong. i look around and see everyone i know happy, and i'm sad.

Why Men Are Better Than Women?
(SOMEONE SENT THIS TO ME AND I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY AND WANTED TO SHARE WITH YOU ALL) 1. A guy's butt is never a factor in a job interview. 2. A guy's orgasms are real. Always. 3. A guy's last name stays put. 4. The garage is all his. 5. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 6. He doesn't have to curl up next to a hairy butt every night. 7. Chocolate is just another snack. 8. He can wear a white shirt to a water park. 9. Foreplay is optional. 10. He never feels compelled to stop a friend from getting laid. 11. Car mechanics tell him the truth. 12. He doesn't give a rat's ass if someone notices his new haircut. 13. The world is his urinal. 14. Hot wax never comes near his pubic area. 15. He never has to drive to another gas station because "this one's just too icky." 16. Same work . . . more pay. 17. Wrinkles add character. 18. He doesn't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments. 19. Wedding Dress $2,000;

Why Me ???????????
i have had the worst two days!!! why does everything happen all at once???? i got my air fixed in my car on friday, monday the serpentine belt breaks, my dad loans me his car to take home and to get to work with today, he said the floor boards were wet and didnt know why - weeellllllllllll we found out later when the floor boards not only were damp but were soaking wet with puddles of water in the dam car!!! uggggg so i check the radiator this morning put a gallon of water in only to watch it run back out of the car and down the street!!!!!!!!!!!!! so i call my mom and say ummmm i cant drive dads car can you come get me and take me to work?????? so she did and my dad came with to check out the car and wait for the tow truck to come........ mean while amber misses her bus so now i have to have my mom take her to school ..... ok then im at work -- i get a call from school gotta go pick up amber they found a bug in her hair ....... now im pissed i just checked her head this morning and di

Why Must You Do This To Me?
Let's talk about our feelings.. They can be good or bad, sad or glad, what ever you want them to be. So lets see how you are doing today. How are you? What do you feel like right now? Do you feel this way for a reason? Why makes you feel this way? Tell me all about you... Age? Gender? State? Married? Children? Work? Do you have a life besides cherry tap? Tell me about your problems.... Do you hate life? Do you want to make a difference? Do you cut? Do you do drugs? Are you looking forward to 4/20? Do you tripp out on shrooms? Do you drink? Do you smoke? DO you really want to answer all my questions? Do you hate me? Don't you have anything better to do than read/respond to this?

Why Must I Explain..
Why must I explain.. what it is that causes me pain? Can you chase away the rain? This sadness makes me insane. Why do you think its you? No, there is nothing you can do. I dont mean to be rude to you. Somedays I just feel blue. What am I afraid to feel? Anything that could be real. When will my broken heart heal? I am tired of this broken wheel. If there is a reason why.. Send it to me by lullaby Perhaps to hear it wont make me cry. Until then...I just sigh. It surely isn't okay.. To waste yet another day.. Wishing I knew just how to say.. I am not happy with myself today. A. Boudreaux 2007

Why Mommie?
Life Sucks There are going to be three little graves in my yard tommorrow Mommie i served our country and helped dig out boddies on September 11th....Why do I need to go? Cerole Augest 29,2006 Mommie the food I ate made me sick...Why am I dying? Thank you for all your prayers my friends Ozzy March 2,2007 Mommie why do animals get cancer? Kietha May 7.2007 How can we save them?.....When does it end?

Why Men Suck At Relationships
So....my girlfriend and I had lunch today...and she tells me this story..i lmao so hard cause its so true....and yet the source is to ironic... Her and her hubby saw a counselor and the counselor asked her to describe how her relationship had changed. She tells him how sweet her hubby was and about the love letters and flowers and all these romantic things that her hubby use to do for her b4 they got married....and when she finished the counselor looked her in the eyes and said to her..."that was not a real relationship....See men are set up to hunt the woman they want...to go all out to win the woman....but once they get her...they dont know what the hell to do with her..." Fuck...that is why so many men suck at relationships...its all about the hunt...and nothing else...Life once again explained..LOL If my view offends you...Well...maybe it hurts to hear the truth....LMAO

Why Me
Ok Ok....So I went to St. Louis 1st thing I wanna say is...How boring can one place be??? I was so bored..the interview went awsome though..I nailed it..But then guess what..SICK I GOT FREKING SICK...OMG I mean not just not feeling well but head pounding..nose running, body aching sick.... I wanna get drunk and have alot of S*X but damn it dosent look like thats gonna happen.. Oh well such is life.. Larry

Why Men Are Never Depressed:
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T- shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one su

Why Masturbate?
Why Masturbate? Because masturbation is immensely pleasurable, invigorating, rejuvenating and fun. Because masturbation proclaims that sex is good in, by, and for itself. Because masturbation makes you a better lover. Because you can have more sex more often. Because sexual pleasure is each person's birthright. Because masturbation is the ultimate safe sex. Because masturbation is a joyous expression of self love. Because masturbation offers numerous health benefits including menstrual cramp relief, stress reduction, endorphin release, stronger pelvic muscles, reduction of prostate gland infection for men and resistance to yeast overgrowths for women. Because masturbation is an excellent cardiovascular workout. Because each person is their own best lover. Because masturbation with a partner can be educational and hot. Because masturbation increases sexual awareness

Why 7 Means So Much
Everyone seems to be asking me why I go by 7 lately. Why does the number have such meaning in my life. Here is the breakdown as to WHY it means alot to me. Each person I am about to name has a 7 in their life. Each person means something to me. Me- The ages 7 and 17- Something happened to change my life. Dad- His birthday is 7-20-59 Step mom- Birthday 10-15-57 Jarred(step brother)- Birthday 3-11-83 = 97 Jared(fiancee who died)- Birthday 7-2-83 Grandpa- Birthday 2-9-37 Jason(brother)- Birthday 6-22-87 Valerie(sister)- Birthday 6-17-91 Adrianna(daughter)- Died 7-6-05 at 17 months Mikey Johns(Adrianna's Dad)- Birthday 2-13-82 = 97 My fiancee- Birthday 6-18-81 8-1=7 The next few people do not have a 7 in their birthday, but they have one in a person/person's that means a lot to them in their life. Something that they are close to, and I am close to as well. Ashley(my sister in law)- Her sister Fallon 8-31-88 = 127 - Her boyfriend is Jarred as well. 3-

Why Men Need To Renew Women's Faith In Us
It's kinda sad that so many women have this quote on their profile. How screwed up are people to push away love? Anytime a woman tells me she is too afriad of getting hurt, I tell her to leave if she is so afraid. Any woman who talks to a man who thinks he would intentionally hurt her is a fool. You can't just blame the man. The World Is Your Mirror. No one falls in love, they choose to love. Falling in love implies a lack of control. You can choose to love or live in fear. Which one do you want? If you are sad, that is something you are choosing and you can choose the opposite. I tell every woman who is in my presence that she has to love, honor and respect herself and she has to know that she can love me without me breaking her trust. If she can't do this, I show her the door.

Why Me
im just so lost i dont understand why im losing friends for....i try to be what evrone wontes me to be why cant everyone thake me as i am....and get to know me and let me be me...im rilly not that bad of a man...insted of trying to change me....all ask is u not lie to me and we can be friend to the world blowes up....i wont ask u to change for me so please let me be me....and to the haters out there im going to make it u just watch me...i will prove u wrong.....she is out therejust becouse im fat dont mean i can love like there is no tommrow again just watch me

Why Me
You know. I am sitting here thinking, while I should be cleaning or working I might add, about why me.. I am having this why me syndrome lately. Its all been about the why me's. But there is one why me I want to ask. Why cant I find love. Or better yet, why cant I find someone that will love me like I love them. Why is it that I know how to show my feelings and guys just dont seem to be able to show theirs. Do you ever get tired of the "I dont knows". I mean, how dont you know how you feel. Is that at all possible. I ALWAYS know how I feel whether good or bad. I know. I am getting tired of not getting an answer to the point where I am ready to call it quits. Its a part of my life where I have to take control. I need this to fall into place or out of place for me to move on to other things. Its a part of my closet that needs cleaning and straightening out. Its so hard living with feelings that you cannot express. I want to be able to yell certain things out to the wor

Why Models Irritate Me...
so this month I edited/released a soft/clean shot set for a model in canada... regular clothed to nude style, clean shots and no dirty spreads or anything... however after giving the model access to the site she is now pissed at how one picture is displayed... one picture that was a full body shot, I had cropped into a full frontal of just her hips and her goodies... and minus the "model" tag on it, you cant even tell who it is... well she immediately has a shit fit and we have been playing email tag... NOW... within the release she signed this clause exists... which ALL OTHER sites of our nature have due to issues like this:Without limiting the foregoing, SGI may edit, distort, change or modify the Media as SGI sees fit, and Model understands that SGI has no obligation to use the Media. Model hereby waives the right to inspect or approve the finished product(s) or version(s) of the Media, editorial copy, advertising copy, or any other printed or visual matter that may b

Why Me ? :'(
tonight i got my ass beaten by my step dad for no reason but he blames everything that goes wrong for him on me and throws me out every other day i do not know what to do i got cuts on the side of my head and he chocked me so now i can eat or drink anything i got a pain in the back of my neck and my throat hurts so bad :'(

Why Men Are Never Depressed Lmao
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcas

Why Me?
i go thru my life suffering never asking for anything the one time i ask for something i get laughed at and told no i was not asking for the whole world just help in a matter few know about but i did not get it oh well

Why Married Women Should Not Go Out For Girls Night
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the Hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos =MIDNIGHT!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why?, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh. Sh!t.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 time

Why Men Don't Call Back
Here's why a man won't call back... and what you should know it means >Note: If you've ever had a great date with a man, shared intense chemistry, and you could tell he had an amazing time with you, but he didn't call you to ask you out ever again... then you need to understand why by reading THIS: http://www.CatchHimKeepHim.com/e/12833/MeetingTheOne/?cid=ZZZVQU&lid=1&ll=1 Hey There, Crystal - are you ready to learn why most men don't call women back, even when they seem interested and say they're going to? If you keep reading, you're going to learn... WHY this happens. WHAT it means. And HOW to go about changing the situation so that when a man says he's going to call, he means it and won't be able to wait to see you again. Here we go... This week I wanted to share an email I got from a reader that's exactly about this "we had a great conversation, he got my number, but then he never called me back" scenario.

Why Me?
I have to be the dumbmest person here..i swear if any other guy trys to hit on me im going to scream..quit playing with my heart.theres 50 million woman out there who can handle this but i cant....broken hearted kitty

Why Men Can Pee Standing Up
WHY MEN CAN PEE STANDING UP God was just about done creating humans, but He had two parts left over. He couldn't decide how to split them between Adam and Eve so He thought He might just as well ask them. He told them one of the things He had left was a thing that would allow the owner to pee while standing up. "It's a very handy thing" God told them "and i was wonderin if either one of you had a preference for it." Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged "Oh please give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that!!! It seems like just the sort of thing a man should have! Please! Pleeeeease!!!! Give it to ME!" On and on he went, like an excited little boy. Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he could have it. So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee standing up. Adam was so excited he just started whizzing all over the place ---- first on the side of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he tr

:'( Why Me Why Fucking Me!!!!!! :'(
why am i losing the woman i love i do not know if i am or not i have to see my po today and i have no idea what he is going to do to me and to tell the turth i i am scared and crying my eyes out right now cause if he revokes me i may lose my fiance and i do not want to lose her ever i have tryed everything i can think of but nothing i have gone to job after job and got turned away asked friends for help and got nothing i am sitting here crying my eyes cause i love that girl so much and i may lose her and i do not want to but because i am a useless i may lose her but i do not want to i wish their was someone that could help me just once PLEASE ~Lost In The Dark~ ~Cryingg His Eyes Out~

Why Men Prefer Airplanes To Women
Subject: Airplanes & Women Why Pilots Prefer Airplanes Over Women > > >* Airplanes usually kill you quickly; a woman takes her time. > >* Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch. > >* Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go." > >* Airplanes don't object to a pre-flight inspection. > >* Airplanes come with a manual to explain their operation. > >* Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations. > >* Airplanes can be flown at any time of the month. > >* Airplanes don't come with in-laws. > >* Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you've flown before. > >* Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time. > >* Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes. > >* Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines. > >* Airplanes expect to be tied down. > >* Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills. > >* Airplanes don't whine unless something is really, really wrong. > >* However, when airplanes go quiet,

Why Men Are Never Depressed
Men Are Just Happier People What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. ! Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jar

Why Me
I take a deep breathe , and i try to clear my mind, but you keep remaining there, like you do all of the time. Why cant i let it be, why cant it all just stop, i cant even look at you, because my heart beat drops. In a room full of people, or us alone in your room, it doesnt matter where we are, Just as long as im with you. You look at me with those eyes, and i wonder what it is you see, Hoping that its the world, and you spending the rest of it with me. I had waited so long, to meet someone like you, and now that its here, im not even sure what to do. Waiting seems impossible, time seems to be standing still, I just want to know what is going on, I want to know what you feel. No one said that you have to love me right away, love takes time, but i can tell that i will fall in love with you someday. I know it seems like, I am saying alot of things, im telling you, that i've never felt like this, im even seeing you in my dreams. I dont know why god picked you , fo

Why Mother's Cry
Why Mother's Cry " Why are you cring?" he asked his mom. "Because I'm a mother," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His mom just hugged him and said, " You never will !" Later the little boy asked his father why Mother seemed to cry for no reason. " All mothers cry for no reason," was all dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why mothers cry, So he finally put in a call to God and when God got on the phone the man said, " God, why do mothers cry so easily." God said, " You see son, when I made mothers they had to be special. I made their shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort. I gave them an inner strength to endure childbirth and rejection that many times come from their children. " I gave them a hardiness that allows them to keep going when everyone else gives up, and to ake care of their families through sickness and fatigue without complaining. " I gave

Why Me?
You ever have one of those days where you just wanna delete your CT? First, I have a ton of people that call themselves my friends and never talk to me unless they are in a contest. I cant delete my CT mail messages that I have recieved or sent. I somehow got caught up in drama involving Juggalos and Fat Sonny. I've met a ton of real fake people on here. And then I get crap like this every day: ->*~KristI~*: hmmmmok, i was trying to be nice and rate you *~KristI~*: duh puusy ->*~KristI~*: you realize im a guy right? *~KristI~*: duh skinny bitch ->*~KristI~*: im a whore? *~KristI~*: because ur a whore ->*~KristI~*: and why do you say that? *~KristI~*: eww dont give me a ten u know im ugly Seriously, why am I even bothering anymore?

Why Men Are Never Depressed
Happy Men.... WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED Men Are Just Happier People - What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. A wedding dress is $5,000 but a Tux rents for $100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about

Why Marijuana Is So Popular...
Marijuana has many effects on the body and more importantly on the mind. While not trying to imply that using the drug is good in a health sense for your body, it would be unfair to list the negative health effects without giving an opposing argument for the enjoyment of the effects of the drug. So we have listed the most common mental and physical effects associated with marijuana use. There are reasons why this drug is one of most widely used in the world, and they are listed below. Of course it depends how you take the drug and what variety of the drug you use, but there are almost default feelings that are associated with marijuana usage. The effects are also different for first time users in comparison to the feelings enjoyed by a more habitual user. The main area of your body that is affected by marijuana is your mind and therefore your senses. Time appears to move more slowly, you generally feel more relaxed and less bothered about things in general. Most people becom

Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women...
The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women 10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. #9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road. #8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. #7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup. #6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo. #5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. #4. Guns function normally every day of the month. #3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?" #2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman.... #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

Why Men Drop The Ball With Women
What if I were to tell you that I've discovered a man who is one of the very smartest experts I've ever met (or even heard of) in the area of psychology and behavior... ...and what if I were to ALSO tell you that I was able to convince him to collaborate with me on a system that was specifically designed to take the very best of what has been discovered about the mind and how it works... ...and then "translate" all of that powerful knowledge and focus it to help men like you and me become more successful with women and dating? As you have probably already guessed, I actually did discover this guy, and I actually did convince him to collaborate with me on an amazing training program unlike any other... period. And now that it's available, I want to encourage you to take a minute and look at it. I call this program "Deep Inner Game" and when you read about it and watch the video clips I've put online, I think you'll understand EXACTLY why I've g

Why Men Loose Interest In Great Women
Especially a little later in life after a break up or divorce. Know what I'm talking about? Well, then let me ask you... If you did somehow meet a great guy... are you confident that you'd know what this attractive, successful, and "together" single man was really looking for in a woman? And more importantly... would you know how to have him RECOGNIZE YOU as the right woman for him and want to be with you and explore a real relationship? If you're like some other women I've met and worked with, then it's been a while since you've "dated"? (or wanted to "date" or get out there) Which begs the question... Do you even know how you REALLY come off when you're around a great guy and you're in that uncertain and awkward "casual dating" stage? What's tough here is that meeting men and "dating" can make it way too easy for you to act nervous, get a little freaked out, and NOT be your true "best self." Plus... lots of women THINK they know what a man wa

Why Men Are Not Secretaries
WHY MEN ARE NOT SECRETARIES Husband's note on the refrigerator to his wife: "Someone from the Gyna Colleges called. They said the Pabst beer is normal. When did you start drinking beer?"

Why Men Are Happier
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000, tux rental-$100 . People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You c

Why Must I
Artist: Til Tuesday Album: Coming Up Close: A Retrospective Title: Why Must I *** verse 1: Why must i take it so hard There's no light in the tunnel Or dog in the yard It's my fault for wanting too much Going deeper than most Getting harder to touch *** chorus: I've known days when i'd Wake up and say, `the world can get along just fine. So why must i take it so hard this time. *** verse 2: Why must i take it so hard Other people get by With either bourbon or god. But my world became this one boy It's the way that i'm made Do you think i enjoy it? *** chorus: I've known days when i'd Wake up and say, `just live and let it all go by... So why must i take it so hard this time. I've known days when i'd Wake up and say, Be careful of the love you find *** coda: Be careful of the love you find. Oh, be careful.

Why Me
Why did I fall for a guy who I have known for years? This guy named Jim, I have known him since high school... He is 2 yrs older then me... He is the sweetest,most caring person on earth..... Why did I fall for him? Why couldn't he just moved like he said he was going to insteasd of staying helping his mom & sister with an antique shop? Why am I acting like a teenager? I haven't had a serious relationship in a few years...Can any1 tell my why?

Why Marriages
Dear Wife, During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were clean 17 times it was too late 49 times you were too tired 20 times it was too hot 15 times you pretended to be sleep 22 times you had a headache 17 times you were afraid of waking the baby 16 times you said you were too sore 12 times it was the wrong time of the month 19 times you had to get up early 9 times you said weren't in the mood 7 times you were sunburned 6 times you were watching the late show 5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo 3 times you said the neighbors would hear us 9 times you said your mother would hear us Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because: 6 times you just laid there 8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling 4 times you told me to hurry up a

Why M O M ?
WHY can't You LOVE Me? Like a Mom is SUPPOSED to? WHY do you HATE Me SO MUCH? What did I DO? ALL I want to do Is make You PROUD of Me! But NOTHING is EVER GOOD ENOUGH! & it is DRIVING Me INSANE! What HURTS Me the MOST Is not KNOWING what I did WRONG!! PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR WHATEVER I DID WRONG WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME? I AM YOUR BLOOD ~ I AM YOUR CHILD!! Just KNOW that I WILL ALWAYS be there For You NO MATTER what You do or say to Me YOU ARE MY MOTHER & I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU!!!

Why Me? ( Depressed )
Date: 07/19/07 My health is getting a lot worse and I have been very, very depressed. I'm currently seeing a OB/GYN doctor now & have been told that I have Polycystic Ovary Syndrome (PCOS) and I'm at risk for Uterus Cancer. This is the reason why I'm gaining so much weight ( despite diet & excercise efforts ), having irregular periods, facial & body hair growth, insulin resistance and much more. The doctor had did a pelvic exam on me in her office & is running a lot of tests on me. She gave me some medicine that should help regulate my periods & help w/ the facial & body hair growth. She ordered for me to get blood work & a ultrasound done (which has been done already earlier this week). I won't know the results of these tests un-till I go back for my next appointment (08/13) or unless they call me. The doctor wants to also do a biopsy and maybe more. I have also seen my family doctor just recently this week & I had explained everything to him so he can be on the same

Why Men Are Not Secretary's
This is why men are not secretary's. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Husband's note on refrigerator for wife: Someone from the Gyna Colleges called. They said the Pabst beer is normal. I didn't know you liked beer!

Why Me
i have had a every bad weekend. i dont know why i even try to be happy and try to be a nice person. it dont work any more being nice. because i am on the big side most of the guys that i like would not give me the time of day. the guys that i dont like or guys that i dont know like me and want to marry me. i have had 3 guys say they love me and they want to marry me and they have not even seen me in person they have just seen a pic of me. i do believe in love at first sight but not from just a pic. but i am getting to the point that i do not believe even in that any more. i have got to the point that i dont believe in love at all. i have a male friend that has a girlfriend but once in a while he comes to me for sex and that is it. the problem with that is that i want more then that. then a week ago now i had a friend come over to the house with two of her friends that i like they are cute. the problem with this is i know that they would not like me and they are two guys tha

Why Motorcycles Are Better Than Women
Why Motorcycles are better than women Body: Why Motorcycles are better than women • Your motorcycle doesn't get upset when you forget it's birthday. • You don't have to talk to your motorcycle after you ride it. • You can choke your motorcycle. • Your motorcycle doesn't get mad when you ignore it for a month or so. • Motorcycles don't get jealous if you come home with grease under your fingernails. • Motorcycles don't snore. • Your motorcycle won't wake you up at 3:00 AM and ask you if you love it. • Your motorcycle won't leave you for another rider. • You don't have to pay child support / alimony to an ex-motorcycle. • If you say bad things to your Motorcycles, you don't have to apologize before you can ride it again. • If your Motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts. • If your Motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it. • If your Motorcycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it. • If your Motorcycle is too lo

Why Me
so im pretty sure now that im gonna die an old maid. im never gonna find true love, never gonna get married and have children. i have had the most fucked up week. my own family had seen this coming. they knew since i was young that i was never the one to get married and have kids. you're just not the type they would say. all i want is to be happy. why can't i be happy? i work hard very hard, im a good person, i'm always there when people need me, in fact i go out of my way and sacifice shit for those bitches. i've missed on so much in my life jus to make someone else happy. i jus don't know anymore. i'm writing this in hopes that if i get it off my chest that i would feel better, but it's makin it worse.

Why Men Marry Some Women And Not Others!!
The Marrying Kind WHEN BETH, one of my better researchers, said that men who were averse to commitment were drawn to her like bees to honey, I gave her a copy of the summary report of my research on "why men marry." The report showed that the primary reason a man asks one woman to marry and not another is that each woman treats him differently. After looking it over for about fifteen minutes, Beth returned the report to my desk and told me I was a male chauvinist. I was taken aback for a moment. I was fond of Beth and trying to help her, so after I recovered, I asked her what made her think that. She said, "You reinforce the myth that the reason men don't commit is that the women in their lives do something wrong. That's nonsense. In most cases, it's the man in a relationship who decides he isn't ready or doesn't want to get married, and he makes this decision without any help from the woman. No matter what some women do, there are certain men who are never going to commit

Why Me?
I put my time and energy into you As if you were my life I gave you all that I knew how to give But yet it wasn't enough I thought that if I stood by you Then you would stand by me But you're pouring out a glass of water As I stare at you thirsty Sometimes I feel like I'm a prisoner Mind trapped in the cell of a body I look inside to find myself Mirror, mirror can you find me? Help me to be who I'm suppose to be Sometimes I get off track So I start to read my written words Then, I remember where I'm at If life is like sex Then I feel I'm being raped I'm crying out stop While inside I'm bleeding hate I keep on hearing that it's all my fault I put myself in this position I never asked to be born in life Now I fear recantation When it was all over I was left with thoughts to be Now I take myself to another place Mirror, mirror can you find me?

Why My Picture?
ok I do not mind if people rip my photos. take a piece of me so you can adore me anytime, but when someone I do not know rips my photo and puts it on their page well that is just nuts. why would anyone want my pic for their page? do you want to be like me? or are you just an insane net freak living in your moms basement? just kinda weirds me out.

Why Men Are Never Depressed!!!
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED Men Are Just Happier People — What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can! wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. A wedding dress is $5,000 but a Tux rents for $100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one sui

Why Men Are Never Depressed
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100 People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You ca

Why Mr. Bill Fenton Was Banned From Wal-mart.
Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired, and Mrs. Fenton insists her husband go with her to Wal-Mart. He gets so bored with all the shopping trips. He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Fenton loves to browse. One day Mrs. Fenton gets this letter from Wal-Mart: Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban both of you from our stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. All complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below. Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was shopping in Wal-Mart: 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies rest rooms. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her

Why Me
Dose anyone else but me wounder if life will every get better for them, Today has been one of those days, well let me frist say this i know how a def person feels, saturday night i had to go to the hospital because i had really bad chest pain well i got that taken care of and then the doc told me that if i would not have came in i would have lost me hearing forever so she gave me some medition for my chest and then this new pill called z pads and i don't think they are going to work because they keep getting worse and not better, so all this weekend just sucked to me i will always wounder if life will get any better for me or for my friend i don't know but i hope so

Why Me?
I dont understand, I thought he loved me. I thought we could hold each other and never let go. I thought we could grow old together. But I was wrong. I have only been here for a week and three days and I can look in his eyes and see he doesnt love me anymore. I guess over the years his love for me slowly died away. The pain in my heart grows as the tears come more frequently at the thought of what I should do. He told me the other morning when he was drunk that he didnt want me here. Of course ten seconds later he denies saying it. I know I need to be strong and move past it but he was never like this before. We dated for two years and loved one another and got through hard times. Those were the best two years of my life. And for the three years were apart all I did was think about him. Now he is just pushing me away and the drinking doesnt help. He told me he cut down that was a lie. It has actually gotten worse. I cant talk to him because theres a wall there that just wont go away. B

Why Me!!!
Well my ex has fucked me over once again. We broke up a month ago, and she thinks that she is going to tell me I can't talk to other girls. FUCK THAT SHIT. I am a grown ass man, and I will do as I please, I don't have to take orders from anyone. what is wrong with her?

Why My Religion Is Right And Yours Is Wrong
If you are a human being who lives on Earth, you have probably been exposed to other human beings who are not your exact clones. If this sounds like you, then you have probably also been told once or twice that what you believe is wrong and (coincidentally) the person who told you this just so happens to have the correct set of beliefs that you should promptly integrate into your life. The first time I heard this, I was excited at this easy replacement for years of personal discipline, study and introspection. Imagine my shock and amazement when I found that that the reasons they offered as to why they were right didn't quite stand up to the feeble light of early dawn. To save you from suffering the same disappointment that I endured, I have listed some of these reasons that failed to provide me the "easy out" and forced me to do actual real work in finding my own personal spirituality. 1) My Religion is Right, so Yours Must be Wrong! Let's all start and agree with the pre

Why Men Are Not Allowed To Write Advice Columns
Walter's Problem Page Dear Walter: I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work, leaving my husband in the house watching TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a few hundred yards down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was parading in front of the wardrobe mirror dressed in my underwear and high-heel shoes, and he was wearing my make up. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he had dressed in my lingerie because he couldn't find his own underwear. But when I asked him about the make up, he broke down and admitted that he'd been wearing my clothes for six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I

Why Men Are Never Depressed:
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. ! Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the

Why Men Are Happier Than Women!
Why Men Are Happier Than Women! 1. We keep our last name. 2. The garage is all ours. 3. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 4. Chocolate is just another snack. 5. We can be president. 6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. 7. Car mechanics tell us the truth. 8. The world is our urinal. 9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky. 10. Same work, more pay. 11. Wrinkles add character. 12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100. 13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them. 14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. 15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet. 16. One mood, ALL the time. 17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 18. We know stuff about tanks. 19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. 20. We can open all our own jars. 21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. 22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can s

Why Me
check this out, now he started in my shout box.. then blocked me after calling me an asshole, because i wouldn't give him my msn or yahoo id.. Start at the bottom! On 8/8/2007, slinkyja@fubar.com wrote: NO PROBLEM YOU SICK FUCKER JUST REMEMBER YOUR THE ONE THAT STARTED TALKING TO ME. I DIDNT' DO ANYTHING MORE THEN SAY NO On 8/8/2007, fu767639@fubar.com wrote: Fantastico cunt, leave me alone now..... On 8/8/2007, slinkyja@fubar.com wrote: ROFL have a great day man. More power to ya! On 8/8/2007, fu767639@fubar.com wrote: Get a fucking life cunt, you were born ugly, get over it On 8/8/2007, slinkyja@fubar.com wrote: Of course I was good looking enough until i told you NO!!!!!!!!!!!! Then all of a sudden I'm a ugly cunt. Go figure, some people are ugly all the way thru. (like you) On 8/8/2007, fu767639@fubar.com wrote: Cyber sex? WTF, who are u kidding? LOL...fucking u

Why Me
I sit here in a room alone And wonder What's happening to me Why am I like this Why couldn't it be someone else Why me I sit here in a room alone Thinking About what's happening to me And wondering If this is the end of this Oh, what I would do if it was I sit here in a room alone Asking myself Why was I the chosen one And I wonder Why I can't be like everyone else I wish this thing would leave me alone I sit here in a room alone Asking myself "why me"

????????? Why Me ????????????
~~~ GOD WHY ME ~~~ WHY DO PEOPLE SAY THEY WANT BE MY FRIEND.... THEN WEEK LATER TELL ME THAT THEY WANT END IT FOR A WHILE.. DO TO STUFF GOING ON IN THERE LIVES OR OTHER STUFF.... JUST BREAKES MY DAMN HEART.. I TRY TO DO THE RIGHT THING BY BEING HONEST... AND IT FUCKING BACK FIRES IN MY FUCKING FACE. AND PEOPLE WONDER WHY IM SO FUCKING HARD ON MYSELF. AND WHY I CALL MY SELF A UGLY BITCH. I KNOW I AM AND TIRED OF PEOPLE TELLING ME I'M NOTTTTTTT.. I KNOW BETTER.. SO, IF YOUR ONLY HERE TO BREAK MY HEART ,, THEN GO AWAY. ITS FUCKING BROKE ENOUGH NOW... IM NOT POINTING FINGERS HERE AT NO ONE... I'M JUST TIRED OF BEING HURTTTTTTTT.. I DO NOT DESERVE IT AT ALLLLL.. SO, HOPE I STILL HAVE FRIENDS AFTER THIS,,, IF NOT.. THEN GUESS YOU NEVER WERE MY FRIEND...... ~~~ GOD BLESS ALL ~~~

Why My Children?
Why my children? The sour smell of ashes in the air, fire sirens beating there little eardrums. People drawn to the sounds. Curious, concerned. They where some of those people. Ladders punched through the windows, smoke poured out. It became harder for them to breath. My children, silent with shock. Could do nothing but watch. There house burn to ashes. The fire spread, spiraling to the unscathed floor. The bright colors of the fire against the dark night, ENGULFING OUR HOME! Memories of Jan.22nd. 2005 2:30am

Why My Life Suck
hi well my life sucks and i dont know where i well be all i know is that i lost my soulmate over 3 mo now im sad all the time and i do lot of crying im trying to move on with life but i well always love her for very i miss her very much she was my life i dont know much langer i can go with life i dont have anyone that i can say i love i dont know how much longer i can go on so what is there left in life to go on with if i not have my soulmate . i well always love her to the end of my life i well never love anyone as much i love her . I LOVE YOU SHERYL and always well

Why Me?
I am getting so aggrevated. So many childish people spreading lies. Why does God let people act the way they do? Why are there so many ignorant people in this world? Why are there so many hyprocrits that try to make you feel like a hyprocrit when you are not one? Why are so many people two faced? Why do so many people backstab good people? Why do so many people hate innocent people that did nothing wrong? I am a very sweet, nice and honest person and all I ever get is being shit on by almost everyone. Why? I try to do good for everyone and get nothing but crap back. I just don't understand it. I try to be flexible with situation and when I do I get crapped on by people and then told lies about me. When I am not flexiable I get excused of being a witch and lied about. I have no clue what I can do to stop the hyprocrital, ignorant, dishonest people. I have always been told that if someone accuses you of something that they usually are the ones doing it, but how can you pro

Why Must I Hurt More !
It really hurts when i learn how to love you, but you dont love me in return .. It really hurts when the one I love, doesnt love me.. It really hurts that he helped me to believe in him...Yet doesnt believe in me ... It really hurts when there is no more space in his heart for me ... THE LOVE YOU CANT HAVE LASTS THE LONGEST, FEELS THE STRONGEST, AN HURTS THE MOST. Inside Of Me If you could see inside my soul see inside my heart you would know how I long for you whenever we're apart If you could see inside my head if thoughts were things to see you would know how I cherish you how much you mean to me In all the ways you comfort me the way you hold me near the way you know just what to do to chase away my fear The sparkle in your beautiful eyes your smile, laugh, your touch are just a few of many reasons I love you oh so much Knowing I can talk to you about any and everything and knowing together we will get through whatever life may bring

Why Me
A friend of mines ex girlfriend is trying to pull a bunch of crap with me. Telling me that I am trying to steal her man. And now it's cusing a strain between mine and his friendship because I don't want to deal with it anymore cause I'm tired of not sleeping because she can't keep her mouth shut. What's so wrong with me tht this is happening to me? I am just trying to be a good friend who is there for him when he needs to talk. What's so wrong with that?

Why Marry
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. David Bissonette When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sacha Guitry After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. Hemant Joshi By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.Socrates Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. Dumas The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? Sigmund Freud I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Anonymous "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." Henny Youngman "I

Why Men Are Happier People!
Why men are just happier people! Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time! Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vaca

Why Men Don't Want Sex (with A Response)
I put a top 10 list on here, the blank one you see. A friend responded with what you see below. I though it was funny myself. Someone posted a bulletin that I personally think has to be the biggest load of shit that I have seen in awhile. Here is the original bulletin:: Heres the top 10 reasons Men Don't Want Sex: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. .... okay, so there aren't any reasons that we would not want sex. Here is what I think the bulletin should have said: I know this is true because I have had all these things happen to me.I know that I want be winning any beauty contest but I also know that I did not fall off the ugly tree. Heres the top 10 reasons Men Don't Want Sex: 1.They only want to cuddle (this is not just a women thing it happens with men as well..you guys might as well admit it sometimes you just want to be held) 2..they are tired..(a woman cleans the house,takes care of the kids and the guy still thinks she should be in

Why Men Are Happier
WHY MEN should never be DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don ' t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you ' re talking to them. New shoes don ' t cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credi

Why Me !?!?!?
what the hell is it just me or is it just fucked up that every where you go you need to wait to do something , wait for money ,wait for time ,parts it doesn't matter every god dam thing is just out of reach so you must fuckin wait GOD DAM IT I HATE FUCKIN WAITING Love DJ Verax

Why Men Can Pee Standing Up...
God was just about done creating humans, but he had two parts left over. He couldn't decide how to split them between Adam and Eve, so he tought he might just as well ask them. He told the one of the things that would allow the owner to pee while standing up. "Its a very handy thing," God told them,"and I was wondering if either of you had a preference for it." Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged, " Oh , please give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems like just the sort of thing a man should have. Please! Pleeease! Give it to me!" On and on he went like an excited little boy. Eve just smiled and told god that if Adam wanted it so badly, he could have it. So god gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee standing up. Adam was so excited he just started whizzing all over the place - first on the rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he tried to see if he could hit a stump ten feet away - laughing with delight all the while. God and Eve

Why Men Think Alot And Women Talk Alot
-Ever wonder why men think alot, and women talk so much...? MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips. -The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile... -If you have sex 365 times a year and you melted down all the condoms to make a tire what would you call it? A fucking goodyear! -Sex is like playing spades. If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand. -What is the speed of sex? 68, cause at 69 you have to turn around.!! -Big Bad Wolf told Lil' Red Riding Hood "Lift your top so I can suck your tits." "No," she said while lifting her skirt, "eat me like the fucking book says!" -A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. The cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, "A wet pussy always makes a cock happy." - Girls have unique magic tricks--- they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard.

Why Must It Be So Hard?
Just wondering after a long day of work. is there a way to approach women without them having the feeling that us as in men want to only have sex? Call me old fashion but i know there is more to women than there tits and ass. What happen to how smart they r? Is the men of todays age scared that they're woman might be smarter than them? Is that why us as in men do dumb things and look for dumb chicks that will take r shit? If thats true then we should all as a group take a self learning class to open our minds to bigger and better things. I like it to be a equal thing when either or approaches and says hi. Well i guess i need to wake up and smell the coffee. Since i cant have it my way with women not thinking the worst then at least tell me (and this is speaking to the women)is there a true way that y'all want to be approached? Please don't hold back on your answers i, no we need to know because so where the book of common since got lost. Thank you,

Why Mexicanz Cant Be Terroristz
WHY MEXICANZ CANT BE TERRORISTZ 1. 8:45am is too late for us to be up. 2. We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights. 3. Pretty people on the plane distract us. 4. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves. 5. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we were supposed 2 b there. 6. We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons down. 7. We would ALL want to fly the plane. 8. We would argue and start a fight in the plane. 9. We cant keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before doing it. AND.... 10. We would have put our countrys flag on the wind shield

Why Men Can Pee Standing Up
WHY MEN CAN PEE STANDING UP God was about done creating humans, but he had two parts left over. He couldn't decide how to split them between Adam and Eve, so he thought he might just as well ask them. He told them one of the things he had left was a thing that would allow the owner to pee while standing up. "It's a very handy thing", God told them, " and I was wondering if either of you had a preference for it." Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged, "Oh Please give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that. It seems like just the sort of thing a man should have. Please! Pleeease! Give it to me!" On and on he went like an excited little boy. Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he could have it. So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee while standing up. Adam was so excited that he just started whizzing all over the place ... First on the side of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he tried to see if he

Why Me??
i have a shirt already with this on it, but i swear i say it a hundred times daily....so Why Me? My son is sick and if it weren't for the cough that developed pretty much over night, I wouldn't even know that he was sick....bronchitis and just days away from pneumonia...:(....So again i feel like a bad mom...but he didn't seem as if he was sick... but enough about that...I just don't know. I don't understand...men?!! LOL (I know i know, who does?) but it's like I only come acrossed men/guys/whatever name they deserve at the time...that only want one thing....is that all guys want now adays? has the feminist movements made it so that in todays age, relationships are extinct? I mean come on already, I see people dating, but then find out that the guy is dating like 2 other girls..I just don't get it. There are nice guys out there I'm sure, and there are nice girls out there (I always thought I was one LOL)...but today people just want sex.... lmfao...I guess I should not have ent

Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns
Subject: Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns ---Dear Walter: I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a few hundred yards down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was parading in front of the wardrobe mirror dressed in my underwear and high-heel shoes, and he was wearing my makeup. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he had dressed in my lingerie because he couldn't find his own underwear. But when I asked him about the make up, he broke down and admitted that he'd been wearing my clothes for six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love h

Why M Arried Couples Don't Have Sex.........
Dear Wife, During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were clean 17 times it was too late 49 times you were too tired 20 times it was too hot 15 times you pretended to be sleep 22 times you had a headache 17 times you were afraid of waking the baby 16 times you said you were too sore 12 times it was the wrong time of the month 19 times you had to get up early 9 times you said weren't in the mood 7 times you were sunburned 6 times you were watching the late show 5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo 3 times you said the neighbors would hear us 9 times you said your mother would hear us Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because: 6 times you just laid there 8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling 4 times you told me to hurry up a

Why Men Do Not Write Advice Columns..
Dear Walter: I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbor lady making mad passionate love to her. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he went into the back yard and heard a lady scream, had come to her rescue but found her unconscious. He'd carried the woman back to our house, laid her in bed, and began CPR. When she awoke she immediately began thanking him and kissing him and he was attempting to break free when I came back. But when I asked him why neither of them had any clothes on, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I woul

Why My Kids Kick Ass
SOOO, it was snack time right?? And I asked "What would you like". They wanted broccoli and baby carrots... sooo that was snack... and they're eating their nice healthy snack now.. man they're great :D and, apparently, i'm still tired... was up for 36 hours, slept for 8... didn't help at all... i may go take a nap for a bit...

Why Me!!!!
I swear if I like someone, they are completely untouchable. I currently like 2 people, both of which, I can't have. There is Kaity, so is completely hot, but has a girlfriend. But she's still going to give me a tattoo. And she is super fun to hang out with. Then there is Matt, also known as Maria. She's a she for now, but it becoming a he. But I like her and HER. But she's also never been in a relationship... she's never been in any sort of relationship. She's tried but been shot down every time... so she doesn't try. She's also increadibly shy. So am I when it comes to this sort of thing. I don't know what to do. Kaity I know, is not a possiblity. But I really like Matt, we hung out all night and drank shamborge (sp) and champaign.... we drank a bottle and a half of champaign. She's so adorable and I just I don't know. I wish I knew what to do. I'd post a mumm to help, but people seem to hate gays on this site. Fucking bigots. AHH! I'm going crazy. Anyway.... Later.

Why Men Have Better Friends
Friendship between Women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew about it. Friendship between Men: A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over and two claimed that he was still there.

Why Men Are Never Depressed:
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100 . People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. Yo

Why Me?
So I was going to the bank and to mail a bill. Simple errand right??? Wrong! I forgot the bill at my desk, so I put my jacket down on a cart and go to get the bill. In the 5 seconds that took, one of our intern decided he needed that particular cart for something he was doing. He moved my jacket, but I had to chase him down to get the check I was depositing. Somewhere along the line the deposit slip got lost. I had to write up another deposit slip. So now I am going to be freaking out for a while wondering what happened to the original slip. Not a big deal expect its got my address and bank account number on it! So after the bank, I stop at Starbuck's because it was right there. Why in God's name is there a line at 11:00 in the morning?!?!?! I just hope the stupid post office doesn't lose the bill I mailed, but that would just be par for today.

Why Me???
as i sit here and watch everything you do no trust i have in you, i know of these others i can't take any more of this it kills me damn i let it happen again, secret sites and emails to afraid to let me see or let them know your part of my life, it's okay it will all fall one day something will happen, it always does then your world will crumble to the ground baby boy cause on that one faithfull day i will be gone so go ahead keep your emails, secret sites, ok if you really don't love me then let me know don't keep me around just to hurt and lie to me you say things i don't believe it seems everyday some new lie some new tale something to hurt me so if love isn't supposed to hurt then why me? Robin Kay Ortega Copyright ©2007 Robin Ortega

Why Me!?!?!?!
THE DOCTORS SAYS WORD U DON'T HEAR THEM U THINK U GOT WORK IN MORNING. WHY ME WHY ME U TELL THE LOVED ONES. U SEE THE PAINS AND TEARS. THEY DON'T FEEL WHAT U FEEL WHY ME WHY ME I'VE NEVER FELT SO ALONE , THE PAIN THE HATE WHO'S TO BLAME WHY ME WHY ME THE TIME BOMB TICKING FIGHT BUT FOR HOW LONG WHY ME WHY ME

Why Men Are Never Depressed:
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of whic h way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $500 0. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. ! Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for

Why Me ?
You looked my way.... Why me You smiled.. why me You asked me out... Why me.... You gained my trust.. Why me You said you loved me... Why me I belived in you... Why me You hurt Me.... Why me Because I am the biggest fool around..... that's why me

Why Men Are Never Depressed:
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of whic h way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $500 0. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. ! Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for th

Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns
Why men don't write advice columns... > > Dear Walter: > > I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving > my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more > than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car > shuddered to a halt. > > I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I > couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbor lady > making mad passionate love to her. > > I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. > When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he went into the > back yard and heard a lady scream, had come to her rescue but found > her unconscious. He'd carried the woman back to our house, laid her > in bed, and began CPR. When she awoke she immediately began thanking him and kissing him and he was attempting to break free when I came back. But when I asked him why neither of them had any clothes on, he broke down and a

Why Men Love Football
I realize why men love Football so much. They love watching it because of words hat get used, like " tight end" , "going deep", "he's in" , "get it", "deep shot". Football has 'sex' in it--thats why they love wating it. I just realized it. If I come up with more words they use--Ill add them. Hmm--maybe Football isnt so bad after all--LOL

Why Men Are More Happy
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

Why Me, Or Any Good Hearted Person.
The past few weeks my mind has certainly been going through turmoil. I don't have the chance to let my emotions out, and when I do get them out the people around me *Don't like me then*. I have been through a lot in the past 5 years, and it has taken it's toll on me. To all of my friends here I may seem like this happy go lucky crazy women, but truly deep in my heart I am broken. I have failed at marriage, I lost my one and only true friend. I have two steps sons that I helped raise.. I don't know what to do, and I am searching through the rubble of lifes train wreck to find that inner peace. I wish one day that my life will become all that I know and truly deserve. I have been put down, let down, and just plain smacked down. I wish I could find the answer somewhere, somehow. I know that in life we all have the highs and lows, but at this point I feel so vulnerable. I don't know where to turn, or whom to turn to. I am one big emotional scar that needs some healing some how.

Why Men Are Happier...
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100 People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get

Why ??? Mom
A daughter ask her mom after her dads cremation (Why!!!!) The mom turned to the daughter poured her husband's ashes in her hand. Look at her daughter saying "That way I can give him that blow job he always wanted." Then blew his ashes away.

Why Me
I just don't seem to understand why my ex is being a bitch I called my son yesterday and she has not let him call me back. I just hate it when she is like this. I have no clue what the hell I'm supposed to do. I have not heard from him in 3 days and it sucks

Why Me?
After 7 long years the man I was supposed to marry has left me. Our daughter is upset and confused and I am trying my hardest to stay stron for her but I can't hold out much longer. She has already seen me cry too many times in the last 48 hours. This pain is unlike any other I have ever felt as this is the end for good. I can't possibly take him back after all the times he has cheated. And yes, I know that I shouldn't have put up with it at all but when you love someone as much as I do you tend to forgive. I love him so much. But I now know I need to look the other way and try to move on with my life. I guess it would be much easier if I didn't have to see him regularly as he comes to see our daughter. But I wouldn't give my daughter up for the world. I only wish that things could have been different. So please bear with me for a little while as I try to get my life back in order and my heart in one piece again. I thank all of my friends for the support and understanding.

Why Must My Heart Suffer?
why must my heart suffer? either you love me or not. don't tell me one day you love me, then next you don't need me. why must my heart suffer? why must my heart suffer? i cry tears of pain because, becaus i am confused why must my heart suffer? why must my heart suffer? why i ask WHY??? do you like seeing me in pain? do you like seeing me cry? all i ask is why must my heart suffer? why must my heart suffer?

Why Me
why do I do what I do on here. I can't be on line because my mom is evil. I try two explain myself but on the other hand she doesn't listen. do all the rating but no one retrun the fav.. well u all have happy hoilday bbl hopefully

Why Mothers Cry...
"Why are you crying?" he asked his mom. "Because I'm a mother." she told him. "I don't understand." he said His mom just hugged him and said,"You never will!" Later the little boy asked his father why Mother seemed to cry for no reason. "All mothers cry for no reason." was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why mothers cry. So he finally put in a call to God and when God got on the phone the man said,"God, why do mothers cry so easily?" God said,"You see son, when I made mothers they had to be special. I made their shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort. I gave them an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times come from their children." "I gave them a hardiness that allows them to keep going when everyone else gives up, and to take care of their families through sickness and fatigue without complaining." "I gave them the sensitivity to love their c

Why Men Fuck Me Over..
Oh how I can go on and on with this subject.. Ill Label Them.. Subject A: Oh he'll know who the hell he is. You tell me you like me. And you'll "con" me into giving you a chance. You play "asshole" since you've known me(age 19). But then you don't say anything to me.. Till this year. And you still play the asshole card. You act like I don't care. When I care for you as a friend. But you dont want that. It's either all of you. Or nothing at all. Well then I'm taking the road less traveled and staying alone!! You travel BACK and forth to Here From There. I guess you werent that serious about being inlove with me then. Now where you? Subject B: You where ALL about me. When we dated the first time. And then the 2nd time around you sucks. Because you went on this whole "im bi because of you" bullshit.When we broke up 6years ago. Then you cant stop calling me. Or texting me. Guess what I'm not replying. Its an AWESOME guess I want NOTHING to do with you.. And speak of the fucking devi

Why Men Are Never Depressed:
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If

Why Me
i dont no what 2 do,my love of my life just broke up with me.n it is hard on me 2 just move on.i dont no what i did 2 her , she want even talk 2 me.so now i am alone an hurt.so now i feel emty like i have nothing laft it is hard 2 go 2 bed n no i want wake up with her .so i dont sleep,it is hard 2 eat ,it is like i am diying...................................

Why Me
I think that my gf is cheating on me I mean might not be but she is out with some "friends" she hasn't called me tonight like she always does and she seemed kinda suspisious when we talked earlier on the phone. I mean I have had this done to me in the past this is why I feel that she is cheating on me. I know I'm gonna get reamed out for this blog but it is how I feel I mean it sucks that I feel this way and I love her but you know how most of the time your gut feeling is usually right.

Why Men Are So Cool
Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind. You can go to the bathroom without a support group. You don't have to learn to spell a new last name. You can leave the motel bed unmade. You can kill your own food. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. Wedding plans take care of themselves. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices. Everything on your face stays its original color. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming. Car mechanics tell you the truth. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy

Why Men Do Not Want To Commit
This is going to be one of the most honest blogs I have ever written. A lot of this stuff is hard for even me to say to women... No it's not. OK... maybe a little. Buckle up. Have you ever heard a guy say, "Most of my friends are girls?" No? Thats funny, because girls say that about guys all of the time. Keep this in mind. In my opinion, getting into a relationship complicates a man's life more. When a boyfriend and girlfriend fight, it usually because she feels he is giving something more attention than he is giving her. This is a clear indication that in order to please a woman...men have to make sacrifices. These sacrifices include... Time With Friends- Men have a stronger sense of loyalty to their buddies than women do. Most women will kiss their friends off in a second when they land a guy. Guys aren't compelled to do that. So what happens? The guy gets a guilt trip every time he chooses them over her. Money- If any guy is worth a shit, he

Why Men Do Not Want To Commit Part 2: Men Are Capable
The title of my last blog was called: Why Men Do Not Want To Commit. I am going to break that down for you. It wasn't called Why Men Are Incapable Of Committing. It was about why they do not want to. You see, women that have gotten the shaft from men like to write it off as guys being shallow assholes who want to stick their dick in whatever they can. It's understandable why these women feel that way too. Thats exactly what it looks like. Men, don not need to be in love in order to have sex with a woman and lets face it...men like to bang. But if you think that is the reason why men don't like to commit, you are fooling yourself, because of what I am about to say right now... When men fall for a girl...they fall hard. It's called being pussy whipped, and it has very little to do with pussy. OK...maybe some. The reason I say it's not about the pussy is because in this day and age, pussy is just not that hard to come by. Men live in a word where single women

Why Men Do Not Want To Commit Part 3: It’s All Your Fault
If you are a female, this might be one of the most pertinent things I have ever written you. If you are a male, this is your chance to say, "Amen brother!" Over the course of this series of blogs (See PART 1 and PART 2 ), it has been pointed out on many occasions that the problem with men committing is their lack of depth. In actuality, it's quite the opposite. You see, if there is one thing you can say about men, it is that they latch very tightly on to activities that enhance their lives...hobbies. Most men are into something, albeit sports, hunting, cars, music, etc. We involve ourselves to the point of obsession. These things enhance our lives and shape our personalties in a thousand different ways. These are the kind of things that guys bond over and its the kind of things that make them pack together like wolves. Most(not all) women do not have things like this that enhance their lives. A fun day for a lot of girls is shopping, going to the gym, and doing girl

Why Me
I tell you, every year I tell myself that the next year will be better, and of course, I did the same thing this year. I belive that I may be jinxing myself. I told myself this year, I'm getting rid of some negative situations in my life, and I refuse to stress over things that I can not change, or have already happened. I have broken the last one, and I'm eight days into the year lol. I know I make mountain out of mole hills. I am going to make a great effort in stopping this. I have got to find something to occupy my time, so I have less time to think. FuBar is a start, but I need a hobby. One of my biggest problems I really think, is in my everyday life, I don't have anyone to talk to. I don't have any real friends who will just listen, just acquaintances that I'm not comfortable getting into what is eating me up. The amazing part is, the people I would feel comfortable talking to, tell me to see a counselor, and make no effort to sit and listen, and I find that more and m

Why Men Are Happier
This is why men are happier: 1- Your last name stays put. 2- The garage is all yours.. 3- Wedding plans take care of themselves. 4- Chocolate is just another snack. 5- You can never be pregnant. 6- Car mechanics tell you the truth. 7- You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just sicko. 8- Wedding dress: $5000. Tux rental: $100. 9- New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. 10- People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them!

Why Men Don’t Take What Women Say Seriously
Note: This blog does not pertain to all women its just my opinion in some cases in my life so try to have fun with this .. no hate mail damn it~ A guy and a girl are having a conversation. She is going on and on about something and he is smiling and nodding every thirty seconds or so and throwing in the obligatory, "Yeah." Then it happens, she asks a question and his response is a very confused, "What?" Most girls would like to think it's because he is fixated on her tits. Thats true in a lot of cases, but in reality... It's because the guy probably doesn't give a shit about what she has to say... Why? Why is it men tune women out so easily? Why don't they care about what women say? Of course I know the answers because I am all to aware of how lame some of you silly bitches can be. Here is why I don't take what some women say too seriously. -Emotional Outbursts: A woman will say the most significant things she is capable of when she is worked up. Positive,

Why Me?
So Im with cory right. i dont know why but all of a sudden he thinks im cheating on him. i dont want anyone but him. i love this boy with all my heart. im so hurt to hear that he thinks im cheating on him and to hear that he cant trust me. i havent done anything to get him to think that. you know i mean he is my heart and soul. he has been there for me when no one else was. i miss my best friend. he isnt the same one i fell in love with. he wont hug me, he wont kiss me, he wont hold my hand infront of anyone, he wont sit by me, we dont act like we are together infront of other people. he has changed so much, he isnt the same person i fell in love with. i am so confused about what to do with him. he lives with me and i love it but when you go to sleep and dont even curl up with each other, its kinda fucked up. i try to curl up with him and he pushes me away. what do i got a disease or something that makes him not wanna touch me? and with everyone talkin shit like that i want their boyfr

Why Me?
As I sit here listening to the one and only song that reminds me of you, I cant help but cry and ask myself why! You are everything to me and I dont understand exactly what went wrong. Did you really love me, or again was someone telling me exactly what I wanted to hear? My life has been turned upside down because of the fact that I love you so damn much! I dont want to let go, I dont want to forget! I want you back in my life where I thought you wanted to be! The one person that has been there for you when no one else was, the one person that loved you unconditionally, ME, why did you turn your back on me? What have I done to lose every ounce of love and trust you have in me? I will NOT let go and I will NOT forget how much I love you! If you ever need anyone, I am always here for you and I love you!!!!!!! You can say what you want to try to hurt me, but I promise, I cant be hurt worse than I already am! Yea u may be an asshole, but I guess thats why I love you so much! MyHotCommen

Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns
Why men don't write advice columns. Dear Walter: I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a few hundred yards down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was parading in front of the wardrobe mirror dressed in my underwear and high-heel shoes, and he was wearing my make up. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he had dressed in my lingerie because he couldn't find his own underwear. But when I asked him about the make up, he broke down and admitted that he'd been wearing my clothes for six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and

Why Me
What the fuck have I done To deserve all this pain I’ve been good and nice To the ones all around me But in the end It’s all the same shit Nothing ever changes It’s just me Sitting here waiting for my time But yet the more I think about it The less I start to believe That its ever going to happen And when I think I finally meet someone They get ripped away from me Like it’s just the thing to do Why can’t I just be happy Why must the world hate me so I’m going crazy knowing that There nothing I can do All want is to see you once more To hear your voice To feel you gentle embrace To know the sweet taste of your kisses To know that you are with me It’s truly killing me Knowing what we have done Might have cost us so much I wish that we could just forget About it all and runaway Be together like we should I’m not going to give up I decided that I’m not going To let you go No matter what or who Try’s to stop us

Why Mr. Potato Head Is The Perfect Man...
If he says something stupid, I can rip his lips off and shove them up his ass... If he looks at something he shouldn't or just looks at me the wrong way, I can rip his eyes out and shove them up his ass... If he sticks his nose where it doesn't belong, I can rip it off and shove it up his ass...

Why My Pics Are Hidden
I have NOT deleted anyone from my list. I think people need to chill and take a step back rom time to time and this is my time. I have hidden all my pics from everyone just to find out who's real and who's not. I put my heart on the line everyday for my friends...those who really REALLY know me as a person know this is true. I would give my last breath for a friend...that's who I am but I've realized in return I'm getting hurt and just disrespected by many after all I do for them. So this is my time of reflection and truth...please accept this and bare with me.

Why Men Are Scared Of Single Moms
So I mentioned my kid the other day. I have been raising my son alone since he was 5 months old. If you are hearing this for the first time and you are female…I know what you're thinking…This guy deserves a blow job from me right now….no matter what my husband thinks. The funny thing about that is if we were talking about a female raising a kid by herself the stigma is totally different. She has "baggage." Having a child has NEVER stood in between me and meeting a woman. As a matter of fact it has helped. But could you imagine it being that way for a female? Why is it men are petrified of women with kids? Well, I know of course. And I am going to help you single mom's turn the corner so guys look at you. Stop wearing Disney clothes- Just because your kids like Mickey Mouse doesn't mean you have to dress like you work at a Disney Store. Your kids are the most important things in your life…but they are not you. Your job as a mother will be no bett

Why Men Hate To Talk A Lot ...
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question.... WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again. " WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look) HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house." WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new." WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?" HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own." WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?" HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed. " WIFE: -- silence -- HUSBAN

Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns
Dear Ted, I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work, leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbour, making mad passionate love to her. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he went into the back yard and heard a lady scream, had come to her rescue but found her unconscious. He'd carried the woman back to our house, laid her in bed, and began CPR. When she awoke she immediately began thanking him and kissing him and he was attempting to break free when I came back. But when I asked him why neither of them had any clothes on, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave

Why Men Die First
This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries, but, now we know. It requires a bit of explanation, first: If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race .. you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework ... you're a pansy. If you work too hard ... there's never any time for her. If you don't work enough ... you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay ... this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay ... you should get off your lazy behind and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her ... that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you ... its equal opportunity. If you mention how nice she looks ... its sexual harassment. If you keep quiet ... its male indifference. If you cry ... you're a wimp. If you don't ... you're an insensitive bastard. If you make a decision without consulting her ... you're a chauvinist. If she makes a d

Why Me
WHY DOSE THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME I GIVE ALL I CAN AND GET NOTHING IN RETURN ONE DAY I HAVE 5 DIFFRENT MEN THAT WHAT NOTHIGN BUT ME THEN ONE DAY THEY SLOWLY DRIFT OFF AND WHEN YOU MAKE PLANS WITH THEM THEY CANCLE AND ALLL YOU WANNA DO IS SMILE SO TO ALL OF YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE I AM A GOOD GIRL AND YOU HAVE MISSED OUT ON SOMETHING THAT COULD OF BEEN SOME OF THE GREATEST TIME IN YOUR LIFE AND I AM SO THAT YOU WONT HAVE THAT CHANCE TO FIND OUT I AM NOW GOING TO CLOSE THIS CHAPTER IN MY LIFE AND GIVE UP AND MOVE ON I WILL NOW FIND DIFFRENT TINGHS TO DO WITH MY TIME AND DIFFRENT PEOPLE TO DO THOSE THINGS WITH SO IF I MAY ASK PLEASE JUST DONT RESPOND HEART ACH IS EASY TO GET RID OF IF YOU JUST LEVE THING ALONE THANK YOU GOOD AND I HOPE YOU HAVE WOUNDERFUL LIVES SO MANY KISSES FROM ME .......

Why Mosquitos?
Fortify Your Faith with our FREE weekly FYF Newsletter! Your Name: Your E-Mail: Recent Articles Is Sexual Self-stimulation Wrong? Dignity Without Ostentation New Archaeological Discovery—The “Temech” Seal The Star of Bethlehem The Truth about The Da Vinci Code S. D. Gordon’s “Dispensationalism” In Christ – Neither Male nor Female Want some “theology” with your latte? The Starbucks Agenda The “Drawing” Power of God Why Did God Make Mosquitoes? February 12, 2008 by Wayne Jackson It frequently is the case that skeptics will cite examples of “silly” creations on the part of the world’s Creator. In so doing they reveal only their own ignorance. Such is the case with the “lowly” mosquito. Buzzzz. Ouch! Smack! Yes, those sounds usually are heard when Ms. Mosquito pays you a visit. And I say, “Ms. Mosquito,” because only female mosquitoes “bite.” There are more than 2,500 species of mosquitoes in the world. A species is generally defined

Why Must He?
I've had no contact with my soon-to-be ex-husband in almost a year. I was glad to get away from him, and even happier when I moved back to my hometown and put a distance of almost 1000 miles between us. I still have quite a few friends that live near him, and recently it was brought to my attention that he's still running his mouth about me to anyone he thinks might listen. Thankfully, my friends all know him for the pathological liar that he is, so there wasn't much harm there. Now, however, he's decided to up the stakes. Apparently his myspace account has been hacked on more than one occasion, and for some reason, he assumes it was me. It most certainly was NOT... I have better things to do with my life than to even give him more than a passing thought, hoping the divorce will be final quickly. But, because he does think it was me, he has decided to threaten me in numerous ways in his blog. And he's crazy enough to actually try to make good on them. I'm almost tempted to go to myspac

Why Me
my ex wife is moving to washington with my son to live with this guy she met over the internet and I won't probably see him for the time I'm supposed to this summer. I think she did this on purpose and is only thinking of herself I mean she has moved my son from place to place sence we have been apart. The first guy was verbally abusive to my son and treated him like he was in the army. The next guy supposedly treated him good. But see she has only talked to this guy over the internet and they haven't seen eachother so when she moves it will be the first time. What I am worried about is will the guy be nice to my son?

Why Men Are Never Depressed
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People-- Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks and engines. A ten-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You never have strap pr

Why Me.......
Well on my last Blog I stated that I would be headed to El Paso, TX. Never happened. At the last minute the receiver cancelled the WHOLE DAMN LOAD!!!!! So now I've been sitting on my ass all week, no paycheck, nothing to do, and no where to go. :-( But now it's Monday, and I have caught a stomach virus or some shit, I'm sitting here sick, spending most of the night on the toilet, (I know...TMI). Go figger.... Sitting here all week and i get sick on the day I could have WENT BACK TO WORK!!!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrr. So that's the way my week has started....

Why My Advice?
You know what I don't get is, I have always thought that I didn't give good advise but I have people especially this one person always telling me there stories and stuff n wanting me to give them my advise and talk to them to cheer them up? Im not saying i dont like that but i mean why my advise do i give good advise do i cheer people up, and why about 4 times a week i gotta do it im getting kinda bored with it im kinda wanting it to stop but not fully i hope that dont sound rude but i just dont wanna have to spend my time always cheering people up and stuff i got things bothering me at times and i cant really be giving advise and stuff when im not feeling that happy myself at times. but then again it makes me forget bout my un happy times becuz im thinking of theres and how to make them happy.

Why Mankind Is Devolving
Here's my first Fubar rant! Are yall excited? Poor MySpace and LJ has put up with enough of em. Ready? Ready? OK, now here we are. Mankind...21st century. I go and watch the news, read blogs and bulletins, and I see this society pretty much going to their own proverbial hell. Ummmm, yeah. Alright, as much as we pretend that mankind has progressed, look at the stats. As a tribal society, yes, we had wars. More wars probably than we have today. Yet said wars lasted about a day or two and then they were over. Done. The hunting grounds were established, like 3 people died....done. 10,000 years of this being all good. OK, "progress" to a governmental society. A few people thinking they can control thousands under one rule. This worked fantastically for a whopping year or so till folks saw that one group of folks could not possibly know what was good for a local buncha folks. Sadly, it almost worked enough that they decided that it was the best way to go. People don't matter, demographics

Why Me....
so the saga continues... now after not paying support, he files for a change in support, dissolution... he moved 2 1/2 hours away and now wants me to drive at least one trip to take my son to him.. I think not... he doesn't pay support so according to our divorce decree, he is not current, he doesn't get to claim any of the kids on taxes... now he wants me to revise my taxes so that he can claim our daughter... I think not. Such the liar he is... making false statements in these court documents... has even tried to make me feel guilty for going to school and said our son should come live with him while I finish school. You know what I wish?

Why Men Cheat
Very good article from Men's Health Dave Zinczenko's Mysteries of the Sexes Explained Your Man's Infidelity Triggers Posted Wed, Mar 19, 2008, 10:54 am PDT When a high-profile man gets high-profile press for high-price sex, it's enough to get the collective voice of women asking a whole bunch of why questions. Why do men cheat? Why can't they control themselves? Why do they have to pay for it? The answer may seem simple at first (if he's not being satisfied at home, he'll roam the neighborhood). But the reasons are a little more nuanced than that. Some guys are simply serial cheaters - think about the trail of rumors that followed Bill Clinton into the White House. But other guys, like Eliot Spitzer, seem like upstanding citizens until wham, bam, thank you ma'am, they show exactly how low they're willing to go. What is it, then, that triggers a normally faithful man to cross the line from from being committed to breaking trust, from home cooking to ordering out?

Why Men Are Happier
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5

Why Me?
why do I always get stuck next to the crazy person in the library that feels the need to stare at my comp whenever i go on a website? I mean seriously, is this what you do with your time?! In other news I spent last night drinking with Brock and Tommy of 36 Crazyfists and once again walked out of the venue being able to barely stand. I have to remember it's harded to try to out drink someone way over a foot taller than you that outweighs you by at least 50 lbs. Good times though. lol.

Why Me
yesterday I talked to my gf and she was like what happens if she cheats would I take her back. I don't know why she would think such a thing like that if she loves me. She was like well I like to go out to clubs and what happens if I get drunk and get hit on? I don't do good with getting hit on she said that if she got hit on she would probably have sex with the guy. I don't know how to answer that question. I mean I love her and all but I don't know if I would take her back because it's a trust thing and I wouldn't be able to trust her again.

Why Me????
i am homesick for my old friends and depressed for no reason, and unable to make anyone around me happy anymore. Why the hell does this shit always happen to me? I wish i could disappear and hide but that will only make things worse. I am a poet..most of u prolly don't know that..and stting either tomorrow morning or later tonight i am gonna start putting my poems online here in my blog..not like anyone ever reads blogs anyways LOL. Maybe that will help my depression. U can call me silly if u want to but i am a real person with real thoughts and feelings that I need to get out of my head.

Why Men Do Not Want To Commit ...
This is going to be one of the most honest blogs I have ever written. A lot of this stuff is hard for even me to say to women... No it's not. OK... maybe a little. Buckle up. Have you ever heard a guy say, "Most of my friends are girls?" No? Thats funny, because girls say that about guys all of the time. Keep this in mind. In my opinion, getting into a relationship complicates a man's life more. When a boyfriend and girlfriend fight, it's usually because she feels he is giving something more attention than he is giving her. This is a clear indication that in order to please a woman...men have to make sacrifices. These sacrifices include... Time With Friends- Men have a stronger sense of loyalty to their buddies than women do. Most women will kiss their friends off in a second when they land a guy. Guys aren't compelled to do that. So what happens? The guy gets a guilt trip every time he chooses them over her. Money- If any guy is wort

Why Men Are Whores
Why men are whores Uh oh, here i go again.. I should never leave work, that way i would never have time to think.... But since I have nothing better to do. I guess I will ponder this. I know why i have been such a whore in the past, and why i am changing, or atleast i hope to. Men hate to show feelings, it makes them feel weak.. When you really want someone you have to open up yourself, make yourself vulnerable. I as a person hate to do these things. I am an a@hole at work, and when i get off from work i am pretty much the same way. Unless i am interested in someone, or they are a close friend, I don't have many of those... Okay enough with the blah... I myself hate to be hurt, or even worse played. So when I feel comfortable with someone (again, if I do this, I have already lost), I am me. I am actually not such a bad person. I have been raised with morals and ethics. But when I am really happy it shows, and then people see a different Steve. They actually see

Why Me
there is something I don't understand about myself. why is it every time i start to feel a certain way towards someone. something happens to prevent it from fully happening. but everything does happen for a reason. it bothers me now b/c there is someone I truly care about and i'm afraid to tell her my true feelings.

Why Men Are Never Depressed!!
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000, Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one sui

Why Men Cheat
This was written by a man and was just wondering if it's the truth? LOL... Women always wonder what it is that cause men to cheat. Men cheat due to several different reasons and circumstances. I can only speak to you based on what I've been told and the reasons I've been given on why men cheat. Your situations may differ, but you will never really know the truth unless your ex or current was real with you on the reason they cheated. Most men say they lied to their lover on the reason they really cheated in order to avoid the conversation. Do you really expect a man to tell you the truth about why he cheated on you once they do so? If he's not being honest with the relationship why would you think he would be honest in his reasoning...? The number one reason why men cheat is because they feel that something new is always best. In other words "Aint no better pussy than NEW pussy". If you notice, in your relationship, the sex is usually abundant at the beginning. You are with a ne

Why Me
why is it that i cant find me a girl? i might not be the best looking guy in the world but i do deserve to be happy sometime. im to the point i hate life ive been single to long. i want to be happy and im not. i try to be the nicest person i can be and everything. i have a huge heart and noone sees that part of me they only see the out side of me. i guess ill just be single the rest of my life its pretty shitty but thats life for u. well im out of here..

Why Me???
Through the tears in my eyes, I gently wipe away, I have so many questions that fill my head... Why does it feel like the whole world is crashing down around me? Why do I feel like I am losing everything that matters the most? I have so much love to give and only one person to give it to, yet my heart has to be pulled in so many different directions. I want to be happy and feel secure. I want to know that the person I love, loves me just as much in return. How hard is it for one person to ask so little and yet it seems like the whole world is put on their shoulders every waking minute of the day. I am me, accept me for who I am, ask no more of me than you know possible and dont ask me to be someone Im not or cant be. I cant stop being the person I am. If being a nice, caring, loving person makes me so bad, or even ends up hurting someone, what can I do? I want so much in life to just be a bitch and stop caring about anything or anyone, but then my life would be a complete lie. So as

Why Me
why is it that every time i think i find mr right something happens and i am left with nothing. i am hurting again i want some one so bad right now but i dont think i will ever have anyone. i am so tired of my life and not having anyone in it. i see all these people that have someone or more then one some one and i dont have anyone. it hurts a lot to know that more then likely i will never have anyone to call mine. oh well i will always be the other woman and i guess that i should get use to it. because look at me i am so fat and ugly why would any guy in his right mind want me. well expect for a toy to play with every once in a while when there is no one else he can play with. do i really look that easy that guys know they can play with me and not care if they hurt me? just because i am fat do guys think i dont have feelings? i just wish at times that god would take me out of this world already i am tired of getting hurt and falling for a guy just so he can turn around and rip

Why Men Are Never Depressed
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for t

Why Me....
Why do I like things from both ends of the scale. I want to be this totally sexual being and I want to be denied.I want to have friends and be social and I want be cut off. I want to be treated like a princess and I want to be treated like nothing.I want to dress sexy and I want to be veiled and covered. I want humiliation and I want tenderness and understanding. I want to receive soft kisses and a romantic night and I want to be raped, beaten and used. I want to be pampered,and loved, and I want to be tormented and tortured.....

Why Me???
Why me? That's all I ask.... It's one simple question. I love all that I can then get hurt everytime. I always give my all and I get my heart ripped out and stomped on. I kinda knew this was going to happen but I was hoping it wouldn't...it always does though. Maybe one day that person will realise how much I cared for them and how much I loved them cause they don't seem to notice now. This person made me a better person all around. I quit drinking and I was a happier person. I thought I found mr. right but I guess he did't feel the same about me. Even though he tells me he loves me and cares for me I had my doubts. Why would someone that loves you just give up on everything in a split second? I would give him the world, my heart, my all. I have tears of sadness and I wish they where tears of happiness but I guess my life is destine to never have tears of happiness. I always wish my heart would mend from things that happened in the past and right when it starts to heal the wound gets r

Why Men Wear Earrings
A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. The guy knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense." He walks up to him and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings." "Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring," he replies sheepishly. His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods him to ask, "So, how long have you been wearing one?" "Ever since my wife found it in my truck."

Why Me
i just dont understand why nobody wants me im not a bad guy and i have a great job and im very understanding and i care alot about people so i just wish that i could be happy so why dont anybody want me ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Why Me?
Why did it have to be me, To go through this hell, All I ever wanted was a life of my own, Now I can’t even tell. If this is a dream, Or if I’m wide awake, Everyday is so dark and twisted, I don’t know how much more I can take. You said you would always be there, But where were you when I needed you most, I can’t do this on my own, Why do I feel like you’re a ghost. This never ending torment, Of always feeling like shit, Nothing can change it now, I’m down from you lethal hit. None of this makes any sense, And none of this is fun, I need someone to help me, And stop me starring down this loaded gun. I don’t want to be here anymore, So one more cut I’ll make, Waiting for the day it will all end, And my precious life I’ll take. Up until that day, I'll screw my life up more, Taking all those drugs, And cutting like before. No one can stop me, This is what I was meant to do, I guess I was supposed to be this messed up, And always this blue.

Why My Colon Almost Fell Out
On June the 4th I had surgery on my lady parts, it was a laparoscopic surgery, that's where they put gas in your body to move your organs, and then they go in with long needle like tools and cameras. Well during this surgery the doctor perforated my colon which caused me to get an abscess (pocket of infection) which in turn caused my colon to become inflamed. When I got home from the surgery I was feeling groggy still from the anesthesia so I did not notice anything at that point. Once the anesthesia wore off I felt a tremendous pain in my right side. I started to freak out I was telling my mother and sister something was not right, they just figured it was normal pain from after the surgery and gave me pain pills. I was bent over the kitchen table just walking my feet back and forth like a cat kneading telling them over and over something was seriously wrong. A few days after the surgery I developed a high fever of 101 or 102, so I called the doctor and he told me

Why Me? Lol
OK SO WHY DOES IT NOT FAZE ME THAT I WIND UP WITH AN EX BOYFRIEND WHOS A PSYCHO... WE WERE TOGETHER FOR QUITE A WHILE.. IT WAS VERY GOOD WHILE IT LASTED.. WELL WE BROKE UP.. I WANTED US TO GET BACK TOGETHER.. HE DIDNT.. SO FINE WHATEVER... I GAVE UP A LOSING BATTLE.. NOW I AM SEEING SOMEONE WHO MAKES ME VERY HAPPY AND IS JUST WONDERFUL.. SO THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN NOW THE EX BF WANTS US TO GET BACK TOGETHER.. DOES THIS MAKE SENSE TO ANYONE?? NOT ME! SO NOW HES GIVING ME GRIEF IN MY SB, IN YAHOO AND WHERE EVER ELSE HE CAN... HES TRIED TO HACK MY MYSPACE AND MANAGED TO DELETE MY ENTIRE PHOTOBUCKET ACCOUNT ( OVER 500 PICS) AND IM SURE HE TRIED HACKING INTO MY FUBAR ACCOUNT... HE IS ALSO GOING ON TO MY FRIENDS PAGES AND DOWN RATING THEM JUST CUZ THEY KNOW ME OR HAVE PICS OF ME IN THEIR FOLDERS.. SO TO ANY OF MY FRIENDS THIS HAS HAPPENED TO I SINCERELY APOLOGIZE!! IN TIME I WILL MANAGE TO FIX MY PAGE AND REBUILD MY PHOTOBUCKET ACCOUNT THATS NO BIGGIE.. BUT I JUST WANT ALL MY FRIENDS TO KN

Why Masterbation Is Better Than Sex
WHY MASTERBATION IS BETTER THAN SEX * You don't have to look your best. * You never have to say "I love you", promise to mow the lawn, buy flowers/dinner, lie about the size of your hand's, etc. * If you use your other hand it feels like someone else. * You can use both hands and have and orgy. * You don't have to promise to call in the morning. * As long as you're careful you'll never end up with the wet spot. * You can make it last for hours, if you do it a certain way. * You can do it wherever there is a public toilet which has a private cubical. * You don't need to make an appointment in advance. * It doesn't really make you go blind, not unless your hand slides off the end and you poke yourself in the eye. * It's cheaper...you don't have to use those pesky condoms.

Why Men Shouldnt Get Married
All the older guys I know, guys that are 30 and older are telling me the same story; don't do it. It just turns to crap no matter what you do. They'd rather be independent. At best it's a tedious bore. At worst a living hell with financial ruin thrown in for good measure. The problem is that when you're young, you just naturally fall into this mind set where your whole self image is based on how women regard you, and so you spend all your money and energy trying to make yourself acceptable to them. Then later in life the shine wears off and you finally realize that you've wasted yourself on a bunch of crap. Children - "the ultimate human experience" I couldn't even begin to list all of the older folks i know from work or through my family with kids they either don't get along with, are disappointed in, or are so distant as to not even be a factor in each other's lives. I'm really skeptical about the idea of children as "the ultimate blessing." How many friends do you have with l

Why Me
why me i give my ex my heart and get pregnet 3 times and and he leaves me i gave him money he poned my stuff off and his mom wont even talk to me and shes a preach they dont want anything to do with me or the baby i am getting ready to have i am 9 wks i try to talk to him on here and he wont his name is larry lewis he wont talk to me but he will his ex's i dont get it

Why Must I Change Who Iam?
so i agreed to be exclusive with kate ....big mistake i guess didnt take long before she started laying the law apparently she liked how i dressed while she was chasing me but figures i should dress different now that im in a relationship my responce was iam who iam you liked me for that before why want me to change now? she doesnt get that i dont dress like this to pls others i do becuse its what i like i dress this way even while alone at home and she knows that shes popped bye unannounced a few times now so i told her it wasnt gonna work go home cuz i wont be dictated to

Why Me????
I am still in heaven...thinking about the day that this pic was taken. It was the best day ever. And I kno others say all you need is just one day with the person you love, I need more! LMAO. ALOT MORE! One day, for me, just wasnt enough. I need to kidnap him for a weekend! LMAO. We shall see on THAT one! But still, every time I look at this pic, I go gaga. I have this pic also saved on my phone too. So when I am at work, I can just look at it when I feel down. But even that photo didnt seem to help save me today. UGH! Hmmm...I dont kno if you all remember me telling you about the trucker guy who wont leave me alone...but he is back and seems to be stalking me now. For those of you who dont kno....back in October/November of 07, I got "friendly" with a trucker from work. Not what I was wanting but it was one of those "it will do things". If you get my drift. Well...the guy was pestering the fuk out of me. From then to about January. He would ask people if I was working

Why Men Are Never Depressed
Men Are Just Happier People-- Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks and engines. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. Your underwear is £8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You never have strap problems in public. You

Why Marijuana Is Really Illegal?!
From the author of ‘The Real Reason Marijuana is Illegal’ dugko@surfside.net In this day and age, to still have ‘Reefer Madness’ aired over the networks is madness. It is insane to broadcast reports whose only purpose is to sway audiences to the same, old, federal-agenda that we have heard ever since 1936. Rather’s Report does not appear as ‘Reefer Madness’ when aired on the HD channels in sparkling, colorful detail. Wait a minute, that’s what television is…PROGRAMMING! Why would I think ‘shows’ are anything more, such as informative, educational or just plain capable of telling the truth? What else do you expect from Dan Rather? Mr. 60 Minutes (like his previous show and many other highly paid talking heads) never exposed a thing. Certainly, 60 Minutes, Dan and the boys are not running an EXPOSE’ – they are high-tech propaganda in its purest form. Why are these guys NEVER subject to TV ratings? If NO ONE watched and ratings were 0.00, ratings would be faked and the poor pub

Why Men Are Never Depressed
JUST GO FIGURE....... WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. Yo

Why Me?
my heart feels full, my soul with wonder, my body feels its toll, my mind begins to ponder, blindly i fell into your arms, feelings deepend with each breath i take, my sight is taken by yours charms, but with each touch i shake. never felt this way, i lose sight and reality, not knowing what to say, i lose each ability. in my main center of thought, knowing i wont feel the same, no matter what each day brought, I still wonder why me?

Why Me
Why me why do i allways get hurt is it something that im doin wrong or is it just the ladies i seem to like when do i get to be happy in love with a ladie that i can call my friend my lover my queen my everything why cant i find that one special ladie that i desire Why me by cleon

Why My Heart Is So Heavy
This is probably one of the hardest things i live with in my heart .I have a brother that was born a year before my son.so he was like mine .i went know where without him. as he was growing up .he always made good grades very very athletic all threw school .as soon as he graduated joined the marines.he had a bad knee injury and was sent home to recover.well he being 19 he goes to a bar and the waitress thinking he was of age .let him drink all day .well he had a job the next morning and decided to drive him self home .Hes almost home and he sees red and blue lights flashing .who knows what went through his head he decides to run and try to get home before he knows it they pit him.flips his truck.ejects him through a bob wire fence .the police thought he might have ran .they didnt realize my brother had been thrown so far .finally when they found him he was in fetal position with his head turned almost around .breathing in dirt .yes his neck was broke...19 yrs old my baby brother .b

Why Music On Profiles Should Be Banned...
Migranes, headaches, nervous disposition... This is what music on profiles does to me... Let me explain... I an an audiophile (No that's not a pervert, thats someones obssessed with music and the quality of music playback) i have a 7.1 surround sound system in virtually every room in my house, and it gets fed music through my home network and iTunes. I have an amazing soundcard on my PC and i dont need a hi-fi system. I cant seem to function without music, even when im not listening to music i have ambient music playing on low in the background... I even sleep with it on sometimes... So basically, theres always sound coming out of my PC... and the volume is at a nice comfortable 45-55% all the time, unless im listening to ambient music, then its much lower. And then there's fubar... all all of those annoying crappy songs that start off with people talking about having sex with each other... Why is this a problem... I'll tell you... all the web players people us

Why Math Is Taught In School
WHY MATH IS TAUGHT IN SCHOOL.... I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck,causing him to have to drive on the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and "flipped" the woman off. I thought to myself,"Man,that guy is stupid". I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic,( LOL,Yeah Right)..,and here's why: I drive 48 miles each way to work,that's 96 miles each day. Of these 16 miles,each way is bumper to bumper.Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an eight lane highway. There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.That works out to be 982 cars every mile,or 31,424 cars. Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper,I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars.That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass everyday.

Why Me
Why Me......? Why was i put on this earth? To take in pain and suffer a nightmare Why Me? So i can rot here and listen to shit from people you know, call you names, you're a lost cause and stupid Why why was i put on this god forsaken earth? So i can rot in hell and take in the pain, to go on with life, to try and accomplish my goals. Why,why,why me? Will someone please help me? tell me why i am chosen to be treated like shit? Why,why,why? Why Me? I love to write poems

Why Make Excuses...why Not Just Say Goodbye????
AIGHT SO HERE IT IS..TIME TO RAMBLE AGAIN...FIRST LET ME SAY....FUCKIN WOMEN ARE SHOT....WHEN U DONT WANT SOMEONE...WHY NOT JUST COME OUT AND SAY IT....CUZ LETS BE REAL....WHEN WE REALLY WANT SOMETHING....WE GO AFTER IT....NOT FIGHT IT....OR TRY AND DENY IT....NOT RUN THE OTHER WAY WHEN THAT CLOSENESS YOU CLAIM TO WANT BECOMES TOO MUCH....WHY SEE WHAT THERE IS IF YOU ARE JUST GONNA TURN YOUR BACK ON IT ANYWAY....WHATS THE FUCKIN POINT????? HOW CAN U LOOK AT SOMETHING THAT IS PERFECT FOR YOU....THAT IS ALL YOU HAVE EVER WANTED....THAT OFFERS YOU THEMSELVES AND THEIR HEART....THAT OFFERS TO BE ALL YOU DESERVE AND WANT IN LIFE....AND JUST TURN AWAY????? ITS CUZ WOMEN ARE SHOT....THE ISSUES PLAGUING THE MIND ALWAYS MORE THAN THE FEELINGS IN THEIR HEART....THEIR HEART ALWAYS DIVIDED....THEN THERE IS THAT GREAT LINE...ITS NOT U ITS ME....BULLSHIT.....THE ONE YOU REALLY WANT AND LOVE...DONT YOU PUT THEM ABOVE WHAT YOU WANT AND FEEL....ALL THEY WANT AND NEED IS ALL THAT MATTERS....MAYBE IM THE

Why Mccain Must Win
I really am getting worried sick thinking about all the conservatives who are contemplating backing Barack Obama in the up-coming election just to “stick-it” to McCain. Do these people honestly understand what they’re thinking of doing? Giving the election to Sen. Obama because they dislike some of what McCain is stands for. Even main stream conservatives such as Ann Coulter are already giving their public vote to which ever candidate wins the Democratic nomination. She has even said that she believes Hillary would be tougher on the War on Terror then McCain. The people who have said that they are going to vote for Obama keep saying that the liberals will cause the country enough problems that the people will vote for a conservative in 2012, ala Carter. But what they are failing to grasp is how bad the country will truly be after those four years. Just look at how badly Pres. Bush has damaged federal spending in just four short years. His liberal-esc spending habits have all but oblite

Why Must I Have A Heart?
my whole life i have always been the "good freind" or the "sweet guy" just once id like to be thought of and treated as a hot guy i mean yes i know its shallow and w/e but just one time id like someone to like my outside as well as my inside...i mean i know in the overall plan of life it dont mean much and i understand that i sound uber emo right now...but i see these guys that are all flash and no substance and while i am glad that i have a brain and a good heart there is a small part of me that holds such envy for guys like daddy rocks hard and these buff guys that get tons of bling and love...the world today is shallow and looks are everything....and as much as it makes me sick....there is that part of me that craves to be that guy....when in rome.ect. so i guess this blog is just me bitching and thats how it will be looked at but still how i feel none the less...

Why Me?
Why me? I'm so confused about a bunch of things right now. I don't know what to do. Should I wake him up to talk to me or should I let him sleep (He fell asleep watching Halloween H20 with me). I wish I knew what was going on with him and me. I don't know what to think, I'm so confused... Well sorries for rambling...Laterz!

~why Men Can't Go Shopping!
Lmao...sent to me...had to share... THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T TAKE MEN TO THE STORE WITH YOU After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, my wife is like most women - she loved to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Target. Dear Mrs. Samsel, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Samsel are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras. 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the

A 'why Me?" Day
I find myself at a pretty low point today. You know...one of those days when you question everything. Why did this happen? Did this mean anything? When will things get better? Why me? It's my own fault I guess. I sat here at home watching sappy chic flicks all night. Talk about loading the emotional gun and pulling the trigger. I was just asking for it. After the TV was turned off, the little one was put to bed and the house was quiet....it happened. The thoughts and the tears began to flow. I came to the realization tonight that I don't know if I have truly ever experienced what it feels like to be loved. (In a romantic relationship kinda way) In the relationships I have had, there was always an ulterior motive for my significant others actions. Let me back up...I actually started down this "why me" path a couple of weeks ago but I guess I just put up a good fight when it came to trying to ignore it. I was having another low day but it was more because of being bombarded by

Why Marijuana Should Be Legalized
Liberty: people deserve freedom to use marijuana. The first and most basic reason that marijuana should be legal is that there is no good reason for it not to be legal. Some people ask 'why should marijuana be legalized?" but we should ask "Why should marijuana be illegal?" From a philosophical point of view, individuals deserve the right to make choices for themselves. The government only has a right to limit those choices if the individual's actions endanger someone else. This does not apply to marijuana, since the individual who chooses to use marijuana does so according to his or her own free will. The government also may have a right to limit individual actions if the actions pose a significant threat to the individual. But this argument does not logically apply to marijuana because marijuana is far less dangerous than some drugs which are legal, such as alcohol and tobacco. SUMMARY: Individuals deserve the right to decide whether or not they should use marijuana. The governm

Why Must I Wait
Telling truths has gotten her scared Feeling wanted for all I shared Emotions running to places unknown Where screaming sensations make her moan Looking into my forbidden eyes Wrenches from her, blissful cries Taking time is simply hard When dealing with this youthful bard Twisting thoughts of past betrayal Rendering darkness o so skillful Falling headlong into the light She finds herself searching for insight Distances she traveled, into the new Seeking smiles like morning dew She sees her future without duress For I send her thoughts, away from stress I know the signs she shows me thus They tell a tale from beneath the surface Of long times spent in wasted wandering And lost days she now is pondering A simple twist of cruelest fate Gives her fresh feelings, that do not abate She fears herself much more then I But bottled deeds let her not cry I send her words, the ones not said which fill her heart with unneeded dread She smiles to try to slow our run Bring

Why Men Are Never Depressed
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can

Why Me? I Love You Baby!
why is it when some one is being nice to someone that the other person gets to walk all over the one that is being nice ? who gives them the right to walk all over someone ?i dont under stand why people have to be mean and nasty like that ? you io have been nice to someone that i thought cared about me and now i am gitting the cold shoulder and w/es and i didnt do anything to her i just do get how someone that was there for someone when they needed it now gets the run around ! some one please help me out here if anyone is gitting the cold shoulder from the one that you love please come talk to me !

Why Men Are Never Depressed:
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks... A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your o

Why Me?
This is the one I wrote after we broke up. Why must this always happen to me? I find someone wonderful and now it's like it wasn't meant to be. Am I just fooling myself by thinkin you'd always care? If I turned around would you even be there? I wanted nothin more than to be with you hopin and prayin for somethin true. Maybe I'm not meant for anyone, maybe I'm just not meant to have any fun. So I ask this question will you always be my friend? Or are we just not meant to finish what we start? I just want this lonliness out of my heart. I'm so sick of all the pain, won't you please help me stop the rain? Please tell me you're gonna stay. That you have no intentions of ever going away. But if we're not meant to be just let me know then I guess I'll have to let you go. That is the last thing I want to do because I am so in love with you.

Why Me? What Do I Look Like A Match Maker???
->godz45: im putting you on block. weirdo!!! godz45: OK WITCH ->godz45: lol. like i give a fuck. godz45: bye i bet my gf will be better than you ->godz45: ok. good luck. godz45: idc what you think then i will do it on my own ->godz45: not trying to be mean, but you sound pathetic, begging for someone to set u up with a girl.. online. godz45: i need help no girl will go out with me and no one will help me ->godz45: well. im sorry i didnt think i was supposed to be fixin random guys on fubar up with girls... godz45: your no help ->godz45: bye? godz45: bye then ->godz45: nope godz45: idk but i cant drive do you have any single friends ->godz45: ynot? godz45: i cant go out without someone ->godz45: dang have u tried just around in ur area to find somebody? just going out ? godz45: i already tryed that i'm getting tired of weman know ->godz45: u tried myspace? theres tons of them on there ->godz45: aw im sorry godz45: theres no girl on here from alabama thats single i'm

Why Me?
I know you've had your heart broke I have had mine broken too I know what your going through even if you don't believe me...you feel like your heart is being ripped in two and every thought you have is about that person and only the good you guys did together, you lay in bed crying asking why?...you see or hear something that reminds you of that person and it throws you into a frenzy, you pray to god that he will bring them back to you but... he gives you something way better then that he gives you the ability to cope with heartache and shows you that "What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger" so that next time the love bug comes and bites you on the ass again and cupid fails you know you are a stronger person and though it's hell you can and did make it through the flames.

Why My Poems/songs Have *
So just some background into why my songs and stuff have an "*" at the start. A long time ago,I was on a poetry site,and some of my stuff got stolen..and rewritten as theirs. So,I started putting "*" at the beginning,and the copyrighting it. It was easy to pick mine out,mine had *. It's stuck ever since.

Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns
Why men don't write advice columns: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Walter, I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbors' daughter. I'm 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbors' daughter is 22. We have been married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I'd leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won't go to counseling and I'

.why Me.
Yeah so I look today and figure out I only have 2 weeks of unemployment left... I'm fucking screwed! Finding a job right now is almost impossible. I've applied every where it seems like! Something has to give seriously. I don't want to have to move back down to Mobile. I really don't *cries*

Why Must You Judge Me?
PLEASE DONT JUDGE ME!!!! I HAVE SAT AND THOUGHT ABOUT THIS FOR WAY TO LONG . TO LONG IN SILIENCE SO I MUST SPEAK IT OUT LOUD. HOW CAN YOU JUDGE ME FOR MY THOUGHTS ACTIONS OR EVEN MY DAMEANER. YET YOU HAVE THOUGHT THE SAME THINGS I HAVE THOUGHT . YET YOU HAVE DONE ALOT OF THE THINGS I HAVE DONE . AND YET I DONT JUDGE OR LOOK DOWN ON YOU . WHY IS THAT . WHY DO YOU JUDGE ME FOR ASKING IS THIS GOD WE ALL TALK ABOUT REAL? OR WHY I DECIDE TO SIT IN THE DARK? YOU HAVE NEVER SAT IN THE DARK OF YOUR OWN LITTLE WORLD AND FELT SAFE? REALLY I DO NOT BELIEVE ANY PERSON CAN SAY THEY HAVE NOT SAT THERE AND FELT SAFE AND COMFORTABLE!! THATS JUST TO HARD TO BELIEVE FOR I AM HUMAN AND I DO IT MYSELF? YOU JUDGE ME FOR NOT KNOWING THINGS IN LIFE I SHOULD OR YOU SEEM TO THINK I SHOULD . YET YOU KNOW NOT ALL I KNOW OR YOU WOULD KNOW WHAT I FEEL! YET YOU JUDGE ME! YOU GO ABOUT YOUR DAY IN YOUR OWN LITTLE WORLD NOT KNOWING WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE PERSON'S NEXT TO YOU. YET YOU JUDGE THEM!! WHAT IF THEY JUDGE

Why Men Luv Bitches!
1, B mysterious Make them men try to figure out who u really r. 2, Luv urself first Dont ever think u luv sb more than urself then he would luv u back dat much! Wake up, nobody luvs u as much as u do! 3, B independent Make him accept dat hes not ur only passion, share ur time with other passions in ur life. Manage n control ur own destiny, ur own life instead of givin it to ur future husband n expect him to please u whatever u want. 4, B self-confident n proud of urself Make it clearly known bout what u got n make him respect who u r as well. 5, B smart Know how n when is da rite time to tell bout urself, bout what u got, never try to prove dat u r more intelligent than him all da time n dont try to tell him dat men r nothin in ur eyes either, treat ppl like how u want them to treat u! (well, i need to learn more bout dis one ^^) 6, B a woman No matter how n what u try to expose to attract n impress them men, they all want u to b a woman first: soft manners with sw

Why Me
this blog is for someone special.. some that everytime i see her in cam... my heart beats a mile amount.... what do i see in her? her bueaty. her wonderful smile.. her bueatiful eyes... the way she smiles and luaghs everytime someone complaiments her... and most of all a sweet loveing caring indivual..who completes my world.. her face is painted on my heart...you might think this is lame but its from my heart and thats what counts....to the one that ask why me what do you see inn me this is the answer.. look inside your heart through my eyes... that will answer your question

Why Me Lawd?
during the weekly southern association of wino's *SAW* the topic came up as to what to do in this present day & age now that girls fill out quicker and sexier than when we was coming up.getting so bad that ya have to ask for some id before even talking to them. finally the topic came towere it was a greed upon that little girls are Gods way of getting back at ya for all the shit you pulled on other women when you were young. so.. i ask, as a godfather to a beautiful young girl that is growing up, when do young girls realize just how sexy they are & begn to use it to thier advantage?

Why Men Can't Win!
Why Men Can't WinIf you work too hard, there is never any time for her.If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothingbum.If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it'sexploitation.If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, youshould get off your ass and find something better.If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equalopportunity.If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexualharassment.If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.If you cry, you're a wimp.If you don't, you're insensitive.If you make a decision without consulting her, you'rea chauvinist pig, you bastard.If she makes a decision without consulting you, she'sa liberated woman.If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy,that's domination.If she asks you, it's a favor.If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.If you don't, you're a slob.If you buy her flowers, you're after something.If you don't, you're not thoughtful.If you're proud of your achi

Why Men Don't Write Help Colunms
Dear Walter, I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help.. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor's daughter. I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbor's daughter is 22. We have been married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has

Why My Heartstings
It's becoming more evident Much more obvious to me I thought much more of you Than you ever thought of me Was this my biggest mistake Letting myself think you cared Was I just your marionette With heartstrings open and bared With me left here still thinking What was false, what was true So puzzling and so complex I’m left to await another clue On my heartstings you played Each left with a loving memory Yet I still have those questions Do you ever think about me I’m wondering why all the intrigue Now why all of this mystery Why am I left here hanging Your the one that holds the key.

Why Me?
I don't understand how hard it is to like/love someone like me. I'm not at all full of myself but I know I'm pretty and I know I have a great personality. Every guy I've ever been with has come crawling back in some way or another. In my mind though, once you've lost that chance its over for you. Why can't I see that a guy is leading me on? I'm told by lotsa girls and guys that he's really not interested but when he says otherwise, I let myself believe him. I guess I just fall into the trap time after time after time. Everyone has their issues, this I know. Yet another question to ponder, how the fuck can a guy choose video games over me?!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes VIDEO GAMES. I'm a total nympho, I'm always cooking and cleaning for my man, and I do whatever the guy wants me to. I always get stuck in the convenient girlfriend zone and then we break up. Why is that? What is it about myself that is sooooooo negative that no one wants to really get to know me and love me for me? I'm tire

Why Men Get F@#cked In Divorces
I RAISED MY 2 GIRLS FOR 4 YEARS AND GOT CHEATED ON TWICE. I FORGAVE ONCE, THEN IT HAPPENED AGAIN, WELL THAT IS PRETTY SELF EXPLANITORY. WELL I WAS THE STAY AT HOME DAD FOR 4 YEARS AND RAISED TWO AWESOME LITTLE GIRLS THAT STILL WANT TO LIVE WITH DADDY NOT MOM, WELL UNLESS YOU GOT A P@#@SY THAN YOU HAVE NO FUCKING RIGHTS IN UTAH AM I BITTER YES . BUT I HAVE ENOUGH COURAGE AND STRENGTH TO FIGHT TO THE END. I KNOW IM RIGHT. AND IF I OFFENDED ANY OF THE FEMALE GENDER, WELL IM NOT SORRY CUZ IM AN AWESOME FATHER AND A TOTAL MAN:)

Why Men Can't Win
Why Men Can't Win -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity. If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it's male indifference. If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're insensitive. If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. If she asks you, it's a favor. If you try to keep yourself in shape, yo

Why Me?
LOST IN MY MIND CAN’T FIND EVEN THE TIME NOT SURE WHICH WAY TO TURN ALMOST GOING INSANE JUST NEEDING ONE LITTLE BREAK DON’T KNOW WHICH ROAD TO TAKE LOST IN THIS TRANCE OF A CONFUSED STATE TUGGED FROM BOTH ENDS LOST IN SIN NOT SURE WHAT LOVE IS CAN NEVER KNOW HOW THIS ALL BEGAN BEGGING FOR A WAY OUT NO LIGHT TO SHOW ANY SIGN JUST LOST IN MY OWN CHAOTIC MIND FINDING NO WAY OUT DANGLING BY ONE LIFE LINE NOT SURE WHAT DESTINY WILL FIND THINK I AM LOSING MY MIND FINDING IT HARD TO BREAK OUT OF THIS SPIRAL OF UNKNOWN KNOWLEDGE HAS FOUND WONDERING WHO IS THE FOOL NOT SURE IF IT IS ME SEEING EVERYTHING WITH CLOSED EYES NOT EVEN SEEING MY SELF PLEASED IN TOUCHED WITH LOW SELF-ESTEEM RUNNING YET NEVER GOING FAR WONDERING THIS LONELY HIGHWAY JUST WANTING TO SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY THINGS CHANGING EVER SO FAST NOT EVEN A PLEASANT MOMENT CAN LAST SEEING MY DREAMS BECOME A REALITY YET SCARING THE HOLY SHIT OUT OF ME LOST IN MY OWN TRAIN OF THOUGHT WONDERING

Why Men Are Never Depressed?
(omg, this was too funny and I had to share it.) MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED?:> > > Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures. Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. > One mood all the time.> > Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can op

Why Me
I cant understand why i try as hard as i do yet cant find a local girl that likes me for me and not judge on looks i just want to be happy im a great person i think of others first im always polite to women yet still nothing sometimes i wonder why i even try.

Why Me
I am not much of a blogger but I love to conversate and seeing how this is a way to do it on here, here goes! Why me ask yourself why did you accept and or pick me as a friend. Did you read the about me section or just on looks alone was your choice made, for the record im okay with either but I find the latter a tad more ego boosting lol hey im Italian how people percive my looks is important:). Moving on if you read what little I have put in and then decided than thank you as well, its not that im lazy or dont want you to know but this is my like 4 th go around in this place, and its just gets old having to put everything in again. However for the record on why I picked you I always read the profile if there is one but I wont lie as im scanning looks do get my attention. So if you want to know more about Why me and there is a lot to know I assure you then please start a conversation and what easier way is there than to have somthing to ask:). see ya!

Why Me ?
AS I SIT HERE ALONE AND PONDER ALL THAT I HAVE LOST,I CANT HELP BUT REALIZE THAT...HAD THINGS GONE DIFFERENTLY,I WOULD NOT BE WHERE IM AT TODAY!THE WOMAN I LOVED WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING IS GONE! AND MY HEART HURTS SO MUCH THAT SO DOES MY BODY AN SOUL! I TRULY LOVED THIS WOMAN AS I HAVE NEVER LOVED ANY ANOTHER! SHE WAS MY YING I HER YANG.WE HELPED EACH OTHER TO THE UNDERSTANDING OF TRUE LOVE! WHEN WE MADE LOVE ( I MEAN REAL HONEST TO GOODNESS HEARTFELT LOVE!) IT WAS AS IF OUR PASSION STOPPED TIME ITSELF,TO SAVOR THOSE MOMENTS IN OUR LIVES, MAKING THEM SEEM ENDLESS! I KNOW I WILL NEVER EXPERIENCE THAT AGAIN! AND THAT IS A PAIN ALL IN ITSELF.I GAVE WHOLLY OF HEART AND SOUL, WHEN WITH. NOW THERE IS A VOID THAT CANT BE FILLED! TO ANY WHO READ THIS ,... I APOLOGIZE , TO SOME I MUST SOUND PATHETIC! BUT TO KNOW US AND TO KNOW OF THE LOVE WE SHARED , ONLY TO HAVE IT TAKEN AWAY THE WAY IT WAS, WOULD WEAKEN THE STRONGEST HEART! OUR LOVE WAS OUR OWN FAIRYTALE COME TO LIFE . AND TO THOSE WH

Why Me?
Why Me Do you hear my calls for you? Do you feel my heartbeat for you? Do you know why my love hurts for you? Why me? Why must you leave me hanging? Why do you not answer my questions? Why do I stay? Why me? How long do you plan to keep my heart? How many times can I let you hurt me? How do I fit in your life? Why me? I love you more than you will ever know! I hold you close to my heart and soul! I will never ever let you go!

Why Men Are Never Depressed
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures.?Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars

Why Must People
Why must people... Answer a question with another question. And who finally gives in and answers the first question that started the whole conversation to begin with. So have fun let’s see how far we get.... Do you feel like a challenge?

Why Me?
So, the shows at Covent Garden Jongleurs are good and odd at the same time, nice room but comprised of a big bunch of people who were surprised that comedy was on, despite the fact they came to a comedy show. Life is like that sometimes. I spent the weekend in London, and am a bit tired. I feel as though I have been round the world on a bus and not a good bus either. My usual apartments that I rent in London were busy so I stayed at The Groucho club rooms, the bed was AWESOME...seriously good bed and wonderful linen. You wouldn't know you were in Soho, it was really quiet and serene, and mind you I did have a back bedroom. Sunday I headed home on the train from Kings Cross to Glasgow, as British Airways were on strike again. I enjoy the train actually. As it's a Sunday- I decided to upgrade to first class as it's cheap on a weekends. I got a cracking seat, and was surrounded by lovely old people all getting settled in. You need to check your ticket to see if you can ge

Why Me
know that its been a while since i have wrote on here but i am need to get some feelings out, its been a year since me and my ex broke up i think about him all the time i know that he is happy and thats a good thing, i just wish that i could be happy my kids are still in his life and they will always will be. i love his mom and dad and his grandparents and his sister. its just really hard letting go because we were together for 5 years. he wont talk to me or anything he told me that we will alwys be friends but i do not see that happend at all i just wish the best for him. he was my best friend and in my heart he will always will be,

Why Must I Walk This Dark Road
Why must I walk this dark road alone in the cold not knowing where to go this shadow hovering over me it's got this hold over me makeing me walk this dark road alone must I live like this why why must I walk where am I walking to to my own grave must I dig that as well should I just say no must I make this walk alone in the darkness where I get shut up in my own pride my own sickness I dont know how long I must walk but I fill my legs there about to give must I fall will there be some one to pick me up tell me its ok you dont have to walk alone any more but now im so far away now how can I walk if I can't any more there there more then waht I can see but its darkness is that I can see will you show me the light of that road that I have been walking this whole time will you say that in time I can hold you make me warm so that cold will never cover me once more how do I know I will be safe how do I know that the darkness will never come back to no longer cover my eyes I dont know how lon

Why Me!!!
why can't i find one sweet decent man on here most that i have met are a bunch of perverts and sex o halics! im not like that!.fubar should really pay attention to who's on here.they should a pervert button or something lol.but honestly i'd like to find a guy who actually likes to talk,who has some intilagents. sex is nice but not when its the ONLY subject to talk about. just cuz it's the internet dosen't you should act like a pervert.im just so sick and tired of perverts and sex o halics.WHERE OH WHERE IS MY PRINCE CHARMING?????

Why Men Like To Play Games When It Comes To Love. Waste Of Time.
Hi my name is shelly and I am using this arena just cos i need to clear my head and get input from anyone else. NoI absolutely don't need a man but I choose one for company. I have been with dayfreindly guy here on fu for about a year and half. I have always easily gone outta my to treat him good cos the mother of his children yes they under same roof. She treats him like dirt, always passed out drunk and doesn't contribute to even regular household things including caring for her 2 small children. My boyfriend did and still does all that. I understand he has no money cos i don't either but we always found a way to be together and yummy yes even in his garage as he works in one, on the cars and in mice mechanical places very fun, and always at my house. you can check this man out at dayfriendlyguy here on fu should you like. I always ever wanted someone to take me out and accept me for me take me the way i am and he loves the way i or...or herhe did anywas.. just horrible sad is all...

Why Must Your Hollow Heart Of Stone
Why must you stay alone if you know your hollow heart of stone is alone Why must you wait for something so great if you know that our love is fate Why must you hold back on something so stupied if you know that im your cupid A hollow heart of stone can be heald in time with love an care holding back on something that isn't fair A hollow heart of stone can loved holding you in love is to be loved holding your heart of all hearts will fill will happyness and shine like dimonds holding your love is holding a royal flush of hearts holding your qween of all hearts and you holding my king of all hearts keeping our hearts whole and safe will never bleed and never feel sworrow

Why Must It Be
This is not anormal blog for me Im just bitchin.... I woke up in a great mood but it seems like everything has been a mix of good and bad and ive been trapped in a quazy crazy world that I don't see working out well. I want some space and play time but I have no Idea how to bring this up with lovey... maybe I should call an old fried and escape for the weekend but I know he wouldn't take that well.... I just wish men came with instruction manuels so that when I needed to figure out what the best buttons to push to get a few things I could just flip to page 87 in the manual and have all the answers laid out for me. But things don't work out that way. Is it possible to do things without all this bs in between.

Why Me Lord
In my shoutbox grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr going back to salute and friends only lol Dean S Wil...: would you think that a person in a wheelchair who has never known what it's like to walk like me would be nuts to want to feel what it's like to walk by having a person literally walk on their chest so they can feel the motions of feet walking and then envision in their own mind as if the feet they're feeling walk on them were to be their own feet moving if they were to be able to walk, and would it be something you think you'd be willing to help someone feel?

Why Married Couples Don’t Have Sex
Dear Wife,During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:54 times the sheets were just cleaned17 times it was too late49 times you were too tired20 times it was too hot15 times you pretended to be sleep22 times you had a headache17 times you were afraid of waking the baby16 times you said you were too sore12 times it was the wrong time of the month19 times you had to get up early9 times you said weren't in the mood7 times you were sunburned6 times you were watching the late show5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo3 times you said the neighbors would hear us9 times you said your mother would hear usOf the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because:6 times you just laid there8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with7 times I had to wake you

Why Mr. President?
Dear Mr. President, I heard that you are threatening to stop SS Checks if the debt ceiling isn't raised. Why are all your scare tactics with SS, Medicare, and our Military's Pay? Why not stop the checks to Congress and yourselves? Why use the Soldiers, Seniors and the Needy as your targets? I just don't get it...

"why Me"
The end of life is close at hand I don't know how much more I can stand It gets more depressing everyday Sometimes I just want it all to go away Oh how I wish my life wasn't so sad I wish there was once a love I had why does love treat me so unkind why can't lonliness just leave me behind? I'm tired of having to pretend sometimes I wish my lonely life would end why can't life and love just give me a chance to find some happiness and a little romance

Why Me Lord
WHY ME LORD Why me, Lord? Why cant I be a woman?I should be able to do what normal women do.Why me? Why can't I have kids,or even show a guy how much I care?It's not fair, Why did I get left behind?What did I do wrong? Did I do something terribly wrongto deserve this?I don't feel human at all, I feel so empty.I feel as though I was and am a mistake.That I shouldn't even be here.Am I being punished? But why me Lord? Why am I being punished?For being brought into this beautiful world,that you created.If I wasn't' supposed to be born,then why am I here?If I don't have a purpose to be here,Why Lord? Why me, Lord? Why would you let me live as long as I haveJust to be hurt over and over again?Why cant I live a half way normal life?Why have me live through all this pain?Why wouldn't you just give up on me

Why My World Is Shattered
You know lately it has become harder and harder to just care about everything anymore. I mean What do you do when you realize theres no point? I say this only because in the last few months so much has happened to make me care less about the world. My son has been moved to Washigton because his mother is Evil and likes to use our son against me to get her way, when I put my foot down and said I had enough she packed up the kids and runs away taking from me the best part of my life. She stalks me through here and various other methods and not just me but the people I care about. I can't have a relationship because I'm so worried that she will destroy it. I'm back in college but it has even lost the excitement of making my future better. I lost the only job I've had in 2 years because if I didn't quit some employees and a supervisor would have killed me for sticking up for myself. I'm still in love with a woman who I now realize will never love me like that again because I'm a fuckin

Why Married Women Should Avoid A Girls Night Out Once Married..
The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.'I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.Around 3 a..m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-wittedsolution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed.... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoosMIDNIGHT!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckooclock.'When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh shit.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times

Why Men Are Seldom Depressed
WHY MEN ARE SELDOM DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People -- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars.

Why More Men (and Women) Swear By A Penis Enhancement Pill
Ladies, never just tell your man he needs a penis enhancement pill, as the very mentioning of it may have some men running for the bedroom door. Rather, try sit down and have a serious and face to face talk with your man about how you can make sex better! Men are far more receptive to this type of dialogue than you may be aware of. In fact, if you don’t present it in an aggressive manner, but rather approach the topic in the “we could be having far more amazing sex” manner, your significant other is far more likely to be responsive to your suggestions that he at least give a penis male enhancements pill a try. To better help you along the way – we will happily provide some simple reasons that you can use as to why more couples really love the benefits of adding a penis enhancement pill to the bedroom. Why More Men (And Women) Swear by a penis enhancement pill – Convincing Your Man: * Assure him that his penis size is great, but why not get it large

Why Must Life Hurt
I am getting set, set for the best time yet. Something is just waiting and I am ready, for all the bad times to be a memory, things will get better, so here I am all stealthy and steady. Its in my poetry, my explanatory letter. If I just could request no laughter, is ever saught before or after. Why must life ever start to hurt you, just so everything can get better and true. You can start to mend even heal, and then you can finally start to feel, Why must life ever start to hurt so bad, you'll be better cause the hurt won't always make you sad. It may sent tears down your face, but they are just cleansing for the smile coming to your face. One day I hope everyone can see, I invite pain to save anyone else from hurting like me. Someday it might be discovered why, there isn't alot of people like me, people ready to die. I won't go into the lengthy reason, but in short it doesn't matter the time or the season. You are more important to me than my next

Why Most Women Seem To Be Shy Unless Alcohol Is Involved.
I have always wondered why it seems to (me) that most women are shy and do not make the first move. It seems like they wait in the shadows and pounce like a black widow spider. I would LOVE for a woman to be aggresive more so then she would like to be. Just a thought.

Why Me Lord What Have I Ever Done ..
Yesterday ... Phone rings.... Me: Holland ......... how can I help you Him: Yes I am very upset I have a Dutch Bakery Pumpernickle here and the bottom is all fungused. I hope I did not eat any of it. Me: I am so very sorry that happened Sir ... I will check and pull the product immediately and talk to my supllier Him: It is very upsetting Me: Again Sir .. .I am very very sorry all I can do at this point and is go after the issue and offer you a refund . Him: Oh no no no that wont do it cost me more in the bridge toll to come across than what I would get back. Me: Of course well next time you are in the store let me know and I will be sure to refund you your money. Him: OH I dont actually shop in your store I bought this in a store over here. Me: blank stare Me: Sir I am not sure what exactly you want me to do about a product you did not buy from me in the first place. Him: Well this is awful the manufacturing has to be held acc

Why Newfies Can't Be Paramedics
Tom and Wally are out in the woods hunting when suddenly Wally grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. Tom whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasp's to the operator, " By t'undering Jesus, I think Wally is dead! What should I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence.....and then a gun shot is heard. Tom comes back on the line...."Okay, now what?"

Why Not She Thought? Insert Of A Novel I Am Writing
Cynthia had never done this before. She had second thoughts. Rob was the only man she had been with it. Then she remembered how she felt at lunch. Fuck it. I need some action and Chris is hot. Chris was looking for some action. He spanned the room, when he saw a pair of sexy legs in a skirt. Licking his lips and ordering a drink, Chris walked over to sexy legs. Cynthia turned when she felt a tap on the shoulder. Chris immediately noticed her large breasts. Damn what he could do with that. He noticed her face and smiled. Oh hell yes. It is Cynthia. He has wanted that piece of ass for a long time. Cynthia decided to be aggressive tonight. She asked Chris to dance. They were getting hot and heavy on the dance floor. Their bodies molded together and sweating, Cynthia could feel his cock getting hard. She was grinding against him and turned her ass to him. Rubbing her ass all up on his crotch, she takes his hands and places them on her thighs. He decides to slide his hand under her skir

Why Not!!!
Why not everyday, allday, of every week of every month be hump day!! Who says it should be only on Wednesdays!! Who came up with that,,who has that kind of authority! I think we should band together as horny adults and change that!!!!

Why Not Me?
I don’t know how to express in words What my heart wants you to know I guess I’m just a coward I’m just afraid to let it show It’s been a while since we met You were sweet, friendly and kind Your tempting smile I’ll never forget Every since then you’re in my mind I don’t know why I even dare To let you inside my heart It looks like you don’t care That’s why I’m falling apart If you knew how much I care for you How special you are to me It’s just so hard to tell you How I wished it had been me Nobody else has shared this feeling Or touched my heart like you can No one else has left me wishing Like the tender touch of your hand Or you’re moaning in my ear How the sweet taste of your lips Made me want you with no fear And made my heart beat skip I thank God for what we’ve shared For the good time and the bad Those times I felt scared The times I was lonely and sad Cause some where, some how, some way You have always been a friend I will think of you every day

Why Not? Anyone Bored?
fill it out and see who wants to be with you!!! name: Location: Height: Hair (color and style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: OTHER: Where would we go on dates? Who are three of your favorite bands/artists? Do you drink/smoke?? Do you like the beach? If so...would you go with me late at night? Do you play an instrument? If so...what? Would you call me right after we saw each other to make sure I made it home alright? How would you rate your hugs from 1-10? Favorite body part on a girl? What would you say is the best thing about yourself? Would you give me kisses just because? ~What Would You do if...~ I cried: I kissed you: I touched your ass: I was hospitalized: I got in a fight and you were there: I got dumped: I pissed you off: I lost my job: ~What Do You Think Of My...~ Personality: Eyes: Face: Hair: Choice of music: Manners: ~Would You...~ Be my friend? Tell me the truth no matter what? Buy me a birthday gift?

Why Not This..
Write the salute to cherry tap.. and your name and user id.. blah blah! And crumple the paper up .. and then take the pic. Don't smile in it.. make it look like the mug shot its supposed to be.. lol Like your drivers licence. :P

Why Not Now?
Here is something to pass around. Recently buried in the news was this information. Did you know... Back during the great depression, President Herbert Hoover ordered the deportation of all illegal aliens in order to make the jobs available to American citizens that desperately needed work. And again in 1954, President Dwight Eisenhower deported 1.3 million Mexican nationals (called "Operation Wetback") in order that returning American WWIIand Korean veterans had a better chance at jobs. It took 2 years, but they deported them. If they could deport the illegals back then, they can sure do it today!! If you have doubts about the veracity of this information, just type Operation Wetback into your favorite search Engine and confirm it for yourself. Reminder - Don't forget to pay your taxes... 12 million illegal aliens are depending on you! We should deport some of our politicians too.

Why Not Use Hemp To Reverse The Greenhouse Effect & Save The World?
From: Add me if you want to help legalize.... Why Not Use Hemp to Reverse the Greenhouse Effect & Save the World? In early, 1989, Jack Herer and Maria Farrow put this question to Steve Rawlings, the highest ranking officer in the U.S. Department of Agruculture (who was in charge of reversing the Greenhouse Effect), at the USDA world research facility in Beltsville, Maryland. First, we introduced ourselves and told him we were writing for Green political party newspapers. Then we asked Rawlings, "If you could have any choice, what would be the ideal way to stop or reverse the Greenhouse Effect?" He said, "Stop cutting down trees and stop using fossil fuels." "Well, why don't we?" "There's no viable substitute for wood for paper, or for fossil fuels." "Why don't we use an annual plant for paper and for fossil fuels?" "Well, that would be ideal," he agreed. "Unfortunately, there is nothing you can use that could produce enough materials." "Well, what wou

Why Not
You almost took a man back who abused you mentaly and physically, although a man willing to give you everything you want and need is not desired, why? He treats her like a goddess yet the others treated her like shit, So if someone understands this concept please explain it? This man loves giving you back massages, he will even massage your feet with out you asking, he loves to make you dinner, he loves to lay you down and make love to you, he doesn't want a one night stand, and he doesn't want to just fuck, he has kept his word on everythign he said he would do, he has not lied, and has not kept anything from you. Did you like the abuse that guy gave, remember this is the you once saved, he loves you oh so much, so why will you not grant him your trust? He trys so hard to do everything for you not because he thinks you cant do it but just because, where that other guy expected you to do everything and him to do nothing. This guy wants nothing b

Why Not?
Regret- Mental pain or distress on account of the past. Prehaps you wish you had jumped on an opportunity, or just wished that things had gone differently. I write alot about wanting to look back from my death bed and know that i had led a successful life with no regrets. I've realized that it's impossible to have none. Just as long as the regrets you have you can live with. Life is far too short to not act on feelings or opportunities. Simply stated; it will never fail to pass you by. You never know when 'your time' is upon you. You dont know how long you will have after you leave your front porch before somthing catastrophic happens and changes both your life, and the lives of everyone around you. So why take the chance? Why suffer with regrets for the rest of your life, when you could just as easily tell people how much they mean to you? I've lost many friends this past year. I will forever regret not saying good bye. Idont want any of you to feel this pain. If you love

Why Nice Guys Finish Last
All of your suspicions are correct. Nice guys really do finish last. Why? Because nice guys are boring. There, I said it. Let me clear up some misconceptions about women. Yes, we like to be told we're beautiful. We don't like it to be said ad nauseum. Unless it's a spontaneous thought, save it. If it's not sincere, don't bother. Tell us something you DO like about us. We don't REALLY want you to tell us how much you love us during sex. We also don't want you to touch us like we're going to break. My clitoris does not care if you love me. My g-spot doesn't even care if you hate me, as long as you know where it is and how to manipulate it. If you don't know where a woman's g-spot is, you'd better get off here and type it into google. Trust me, you'll be glad you did. If you're still confused, ask me. For God's sake, stop romancing the girls and start seducing them. We like the bad boys because they don't care if we like them. They are a challenge. They do

Why Not You
Today, many will awaken with a fresh sense of inspiration. Why not you? Today, many will open their eyes to the beauty that surrounds them. Why not you? Today, many will choose to leave the ghost of yesterday behind and seize the immeasurable power of today. Why not you? Today, many will break through the barriers of the past by looking at the blessings of the present. Why not you? Today, for many the burden of self doubt and insecurity will be lifted by the security and confidence of empowerment. Why not you? Today, many will rise above their believed limitations and make contact with their powerful innate strength. Why not you? Today, many will choose to live in such a manner that they will be a positive role model for their children. Why not you? Today, many will choose to free themselves from the personal imprisonment of their bad habits. Why not you? Today, many will choose to live free of conditions and rules governing their own happiness. Why not

Why Not?
out of my mind like an asylum is an institution used to relieve the afflictions of my insanity am I really lucid? 'cause these thoughts in my head I can't explain I want to go away but the only way out is not an exit so i drift off down a corridor of my own prison pausing occasionally to look back over my shoulder as if paranoid of the demons in which I've created are they real? or are they just illusions I ask myself,"Why?" "Why me?", I say and in return out of nowhere some one answers "Why not?" ~~sLaCkEr copyright2007

Why Not?
Why the Deacon and Devil? Hello there, if you are one of those who decided to come and look into my little dark world. Yes I said dark, and no I am not just another silly male gothic dude that thinks dark is wearing trendy clothing that happens to be dark. So what is dark? I think I was just like every one else before. I used to be one of those people who found myself alone at night, lonely a little...I dunno tormented. There were so many things I was supposed to be, so many things I felt I needed to be in order to find that acceptence and so called Success in life. Working, drifting, searching the internet alone for that little sweet moment of connection with some one. I was never overly religous, but I am spiritual and feeling lost and alone was sending me down into my own abyss. My own success was found in embracing that daker aspect of myself. I am not a soft modern man, I am not metrosexual, nor am I biased against any others style or ways. I am of myself, my

Why Not...
ATTRACTIVE TEST Body: would you makeout with me me? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe Would you sleep with me? [] In an instant! [] Yes [] No [] Maybe Am I attractive? [] Heck no [] hot as Hell [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay [] Ugly! Do you think I'm a virgin? [] Yes [] No [] Don't know Name one thing you would like to do to me... [] _____________ I look like.. [] A player [] One time thing [] Next bf/gf [] A friend [] A friend with benefits [] A possibility [] A loser If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [] Yes [] No [] maybe Would you rather.. [] Hook up with me [] Cuddle with me [] Date me [] Friends [] Friends with benefits On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [] 1 [] 2 [] 3 [] 4 [] 5 [] 6 [] 7 [] 8 [] 9 [] 10 What would you want me to be to you? [] Friend [] Girlfriend/Boyfriend [] Friend with benefits [] Husband/Wife Would you give me a lapdance? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe Are you g

~~why No Black Nascar Drivers~~
Now, this is funny. I'll bet Dave Letterman does get some "flak" from the NAACP. Al Sharpton and the Rev Jackson will go nuts !!! David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers: (I bet his life will be miserable after the NAACP sees this!) # 10 - Have to sit upright while driving. # 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat. # 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music! # 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time. # 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr. # 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race. # 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho. # 3 - No Cadillac's approved for competition. # 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run. AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR... #1 -They can't wear their helmets sideways.

Why No Pics????
As an answer to the question. Why do I have no pics on here of me?? Well...my explanation may not make sense to many of you and to some it may make perfect sense. I am in my sixth month of recovering from a very serious and very rare cancer. I have people tell me I look good and I look beautiful all the time. But I just do not feel it. So I hope to soon overcome this fear and post some pics of myself on here....but untill then..please be patient.

Why Not Give Me A Chance To Be A Friend?
Why not give me a chance to be a friend? What is Friendship? I am neither a psychologist nor an intellectual, therefore I find it impossible to define friendship and put into words my understanding of it. But what I do know, is that I will laugh with you when you are well and happy and I will cry together with you when you are sad and I will light a candle for you when you are ill or beset by seemingly impossible problems. Friendship is based on understanding and trust; without these qualities, there cannot be true friendship. I believe that true friendship is sorely and sadly lacking in our world today: There too many crimes; too much hate, prejudice, envy and jealousy. I don’t think we can change the world where Politicians and even the Church have failed to find any solution, but we can try and do our bit – create our own world, our own better world, the perfect world. I Love classical music, operas and waltzes, which I just love to conduct. I also like to

Why Not
You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Why "nice Guys" Fail With Women
Why "Nice Guys" Fail With Women >>>NOTE: If you haven't taken a few minutes to check out all of the different programs I've put together to help you learn how to meet and date the kinds of women you've always wanted, then maybe now is a good time. Go here for the goods: http://www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com/e/17842/Catalog/?cid=ZZVHLZ&lid=1&ll=1 ***DATING QUESTION FROM A READER*** Hi David. I appreciate the service you provide to us single (and I'm sure some not-so-single) men out here. I am preparing to download your book as soon as I am done with this email. About a week ago at work, a girl that I have known for about a year now and I were talking about things to do in the city. She suggested that we should maybe hang out sometime, and all I said was "I don't think you could handle this " -- and boom -- she was hooked! I was totally amazed first of all that I said anything like that, and second that it really worked! Now my question: I was at a ba

Why New Orleans Went Under---a Black Man's Comments
I found this most interesting!!! New Orleans Went Under--A Black Man's Comments. Carefully read the whole article. You'll be amazed at this guy!!! I don't know the man who wrote this, but I looked at his picture and read it with my mouth hanging open. He says things here that no white man could ever write and keep his job as a writer. . Say a hurricane is about to destroy the city you live in. Two questions: What would you do? What would you do if you were black? Sadly, the two questions don't have the same answer. To the first: Most of us would take our families out of that city quickly to protect them from danger. Then, able-bodied men would return to help others in need, as wives and others cared for children, elderly, infirm and the like. For better or worse, Hurricane Katrina has told us the answer to the second question. If you're black and a hurricane is about to destroy your city, you'll probably wait for the government to save you

Why Nice Guys Suck
Nice guys are ugly! They haven't the air of sensuality about them that bad guys do, because they just haven't had lives. Nice guys think women are a 'special species' from another planet. Nice guys suffocate their girlfriends, expecting them to be their lovers, mother, sister, princess, china doll, and the Goddess who brings up the sun in their mornings. They also expect their girlfriends to be their best buddy, because 'real' guys won't have anything to do with the geeks! Nice guys sit there entranced by their girlfriends as the girlfriend carries on the whole conversation by themselves. Nice guys haven't lived so they have nothing to add to the conversation. Nice guys bore women to death. Nice guys stare at their girlfriends in total worship awe. Women find it difficult to eat when they are being visually consumed by a staring, mindless dope. Nice guys quickly look at you when they do a social blunder (such as fart) to see if you caught it. Who cares! Nice guys pret

Why Not?
Hot or not? Body: ***HOT OR NOT*** POST THiS iF YOU AREN'T SCARED TO SEE HOW PEOPLE THINK OF YOU 0 = ewwwwwwwwwwww! 1 = Definetly not attractive. 2 = Decent 3 = Cute 4 = Fine as heck! 5 = I'd do you. 6 = PRETTY HOT AND TEMPTiNG! 7 = Lovable, I LOVE YOU!!! 8 = I wanna make you my man/girl. 9 = Just a friend. 10 = Sexiest person I know! 11 = 'effin hottie! 12 = Ya, I've checked you out a few times. 13 = lets Make Out!! 14.= I'd hit it!! 15=BABY YOU IS F-I-N-E!!! 16= Lets Have SEX! 17= oh god let me get in LEAVE ME A MESSAGE TELL THE TRUTH!!!!!

Why Not To Buy An Iphone (yet)
Once again, everybody's talking about the iPhone. Reminds me of the way it was when Apple showed the first prototype and everyone went nuts. Now people are actually getting their hands on working models of the thing and everyone's going nuts again. And the praises - and complaints - are rolling in. Here's a rundown of some initial observations:http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/26/iphone-facts-from-the-first-reviews/ So now they're saying that it does support Exchange, "in some capacity." I perked up my ears at that. The reported lack of Exchange support was the number one deal-breaker for me. It still remains to be seen exactly what that "capacity" may be but it is cause for hope. I do love the way it looks. That huge, gorgeous screen sorely tests my loyalty to Windows Mobile. And I don't really give a flip about some of the things that others are whining about, such as no text messaging and the inability to set MP3s as ringtones (although the latter feature would be nice). I could even

Why No Rate?
for ever who I add or who has add me recently I am sorry I have nou rated your page yet my computer is not running and I am doing all this through my phone and its not letting me rate or use the shoutbox once the computer is up again I will rate you all.

Why Not?
Whys is it that the NFL has all these pre season games and scrimmages but college football doesnt have it? I mean come on I really hate having to wait until september 1st for the first USC game...it freaking sucks!!!

Why Not Here?
i'm taking this weekend to think i have been under a lot of stressing situations in the last 3 days and i feel like about to explode i hope everyone can understand if i have a delay in my answers, or in shoutbox as well yesterday was my mom's birthday and today family is comming, so again i want to spend a relaxing time with them and give vacations to my mind i'll be around

Why Not
You know I write these things and I don't think anyone reads them but what the hell I will keep trying I am really tired of things that are happening I wonder if it will ever stop I try and try and I keep trying to move forward and when I get alittle ahead I get knocked right back on my ass WHY !!!!!!!!!!!! well I am trying again and you know what I will not get knocked down I will be damned if I do I am trying not to lose the one I love I said I would never fall again but well guess what it happend and I don't want to mess it up I had a talk with him and we are working on it and we will see where it goes from there so if you see some weird rants on here or people who have my mysapce info it is just me ranting and getting feelings out I dont need in my head so I am saying I am sorry now if they don't make sense

Why Not Meet With Me? (women Only)
No one wishes to answer this basic question, if there is nothing wrong with me, then why don't the women on the internet want to meet with me? I've been asking women in my general area and nobody has agreed yet. So, if it's not me, then why?

Why No Respect??
I don't understand why, if I take the time to rate, fan and friend request, most times all i get back is them adding me as a friend. And no offense, but it is mostly woman. Shouldn't people return the same respect that I show??

Why No Fubar Love
dont you just hate when some says : rate,fan, or friend me ill return the love, but when you do it you get nothing in return. i think you should say what you mean and mean what you say. i have return all the love shown to me and wish everyone whould do the same. and for the ones that have, you are the true meaning behind fubar. much love to all my fan, friends, and soon to be friend and fan. and thanks for taking the time to read my first blog. much love joedy

Why Not
Y= Yes, N = No, M = Maybe. Fill this in for me and repost for others to answer for you. Would/will you? [_] come to my house to do nothing at all but chill? [_] fight me? [_] fuck me? [_] kiss me? [_] lick me? [_] let me kiss you? [_] watch a movie with me? [_] go out to dinner with me? [_] let me drive you somewhere? [_] take a shower with me? [_] drink with me? [_] take me home for the night? [_] let me sleep in your bed? [_] Sing car karaoke w/ me? [_] re-post this for me to answer your questions? [_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me? [_] let me make you breakfast? [_] help me with homework? [_] tickle me? [_] let me tickle you? [_] stick up for me if i was being put down? [_] instant message me? [_] greet me in public? [_] hang out with me? [_] bring me around your friends? [_] be down with me no matter what? [_] go to prom with me? D0 Y0U... [_] think im cute? [_] think im serious? [_] think im a good

Why Not To Celebrate Halloween
Where did it begin? It began over 2000 yrs ago with people known as the Celtics. They lived in what is today England, Ireland, Scotland and Wales. This was also the beginning of the Celtic new year, a time to give thanks to the sun god for the harvest. What is it all about? Halloween, All saints day, All hallows eve or All souls day is a festival. It was held to honor the Samhain the so called "lord of death". It was a Druidical belief that on the eve of this festival Samhain, lord of death, called together the wicked spirits that within the past 12 months had been condemned to inhabit the bodies of animals. It was a pagan belief that on one night of the year the souls of the dead return to their original homes, there to be entertained with food. If food and shelter were not provided, these evil spirits would cast spells and cause havoc toward those failing to fulfill their requests. Sacrifices were offered on this night to the dead spirits because it

Why Not??
Come on I know I am a guy and just as perverted as the next but I really do like to talk to my friends. So come on message me comment me or shout at me something DANG. Yes I want to get massive points but I want to make friends too. Teasing and flirting is welcome as well, after all its only a puter.

Why Not Five Me A Chance To Be A Friend?
Why not give me a chance to be a friend? What is Friendship? I am neither a psychologist nor an intellectual, therefore I find it impossible to define friendship and put into words my understanding of it. But what I do know, is that I will laugh with you when you are well and happy and I will cry together with you when you are sad and I will light a candle for you when you are ill or beset by seemingly impossible problems. Friendship is based on understanding and trust; without these qualities, there cannot be true friendship. I believe that true friendship is sorely and sadly lacking in our world today: There too many crimes; too much hate, prejudice, envy and jealousy. I don’t think we can change the world where Politicians and even the Church have failed to find any solution, but we can try and do our bit – create our own world, our own better world, the perfect world. I Love classical music, operas and waltzes, which I just love to conduct. I am looking fo

Why Now?
Why now? Why do you decide I'm worth your time now? I'm happy. I'm as happy as I know how to be. So why now does the male population have to suddenly decide that I'm worth it!? I'm trying so hard to be good. I want nothing more than to be faithful. Why can't we go back to how it was a couple of months ago when I couldn't get a guy to give me the time of day? What changed? I don't recall anything being different. But now... now that I find a guy I can really love I'm suddenly a sweet, great, wonderful, pretty girl... WTF!? I haven't changed! Why now!? I need to go back to being invisible... I just want my baby... *a tear falls*

Why Nightmares?
Why Nightmares? Stressful things that happen during the day can turn dreams into nightmares. Nightmares may be a way to relieve the pressures of the day. This usually means dealing with things most kids have to face at one time or another: problems at home, problems at school, and stress from sports or schoolwork. Sometimes major changes, such as moving or the illness or death of a loved one, can cause stress that leads to nightmares. Another thing that may cause nightmares is watching scary movies or reading scary books, especially before you go to bed. Sometimes if you are sick, especially with a high fever, you may have nightmares. Certain medications also can cause nightmares. Let your parents and doctor know if you notice you are having more nightmares around the time you started a new medicine.

Why Not Try This
A friend had put a post up asking what was wrong with her because she felt she picked the wrong guys and had suffered some unfair rejections etc... I sent the following message back to her and then decided to send it to everyone as I think it is a truth that most of us can use. The following is the reply I sent to the post... some of it is my own and some of it based on the wisdom that was once passed on to me- At the risk of making you angry I'll tell you the truth. It appears from what I've read that you share too much/ give to much of yourself to men (or maybe just give too much too fast). There is something to that thing the old ladies used to say about keeping a bit of you a mystery and that this act would help keep men interested. I think all people feel very much the same as you after a break up. I mean the very action of being rejected as someones mate causes everyone (even if only for a moment) to question their value as a person/mate. Just know that you are not the first o

Why Not Co-ed?
Why Not Co-ed? > > > On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: > > "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time." > > He continued: > > "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180. Are there any questions?" > > At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired: > > "How much for a season pass?"

Why Not
I enjoy stating my opinons, and listening to others. I also believe that you can disagree with someone with out being disagreeable. With that said, I would like to say this. Yesterday I tried to write something, because it gives me an outlet to be creavtive and opionated and basically a chance to rant. I find that writing this blog as simple as it maybe, is very comforting and empowering. My vanity desperately wishes that my thoughts and words were heard by more. Why, because Im vain, and proud. Oh people who know me might disagree. Self honesty though is quite freeing and humbling. It allows me a chance for growth and forgiveness of myself. Today I was reading a fellow blogger I met on here. I had recently spoke briefly to this person and was intrigued by our short conversation. So I popped over to thier page to inquire. During our conversation I found out they blogged too. My initial feeling was that I would find this person to be straight forward and honest in thier beliefs.

Why Nother Right?
I don't know why I bother helping everyone anymore. It never gets returned in time. I an going to become a cold hearted bitch. That is the only way I can seem to get through to some ppl. I break my back working to make money for my daughter and myself. And yet I have nothing. I have been at my job for 4 years now. I do grocery shopping for the house, pet food shopping, you name it I do it. Yet I work midnights and an 11 month old. So ask me...How do you find time to do it all?? The answer is simply this. I give up on the thing I need like sleep, food so on and do forth. Please feel free to make any comments or ask any questions. But I just give up on ppl.

Why Not Online Much
I now have a job that has me working nights and I am normally too tired to get online after work. Reason for not being online during the day, is actually spending time with my daughter and family like I should have been a long time ago. Sorry for the inconvenience to you all and for not talking to you all anymore or much but I have some more important things to take care of then to sit here online 24/7 now. Have a good night/day to all and may the Goddess of the moon bless you with her perfect light and help protect and guide you thou your many days. Misha (Bella)

Why Not?
Why is it all the girls out there are always looking for Mr Right but yet will always complain that they can not find anyone? Does the perfect BF/GF really exist? You find me the perfect person and I will find you someone that is tied of putting up with them. LOL

Why Not Me?
Like the last few pops of corn kernels in a fire, The explosions cease. Dense smoke rises like a final curtain call, For some, their bow is a gesture of gratitude to a deity. For others, it is an honorable last call on the stage of life. The soldier huddles close to his comrades, Crouched behind a fortress of sand. Echoes of mortar fire still ring in his ears, But his muscles slacken in the stillness of the moment, His body slumps with fatigue in the calm, And his mind wanders to the days of innocence and pleasure, Like the warm soft scent of spring grass as he slides into second base, Or the cool wet fingers of the ocean as they gently refresh him, Or the salty sizzle of barbecue fare turning on a grill. Memories flash, reality beckons, and desolation returns. He ponders, Why me? Why here? Why now? Movement. Voices around him. The soldier grips his weapon, his body tenses, his muscles stiffen. He studies his surroundings, With ears tuned to catch the slightest

Why Not
LIKE THE PIC'S THAT ARE SKETCHED BELOW? IN ORDER TO RECIEVE A SKETCH YOU MUST ADD ME AND FAN ME AND YOU HAVE THE CHOICE OF EITHER RATING ALL PICS AND STASHES OR TO MAKE LIKE EASIER YOU CAN TRANSFER 10,000 FUBUCKS. chris wreaks.aka.mr.pain~N.W.O~• Jersey DJ Scooby Doo Kizzmecwby197

Why Not?
1.) Have you ever seen the rain coming down on a sunny day? Not only that, but I've felt it from time to time. 2.) Do you like pina coladas? I assure you that even though I had one of those frozen slushies at Comerica Park, I'm straight. 3.) Do you sniff crayons? Yeah I do. It's gotten pretty bad. It started by sniffing markers, next thing I knew it wasn't enough anymore. Then I started shaving off pieces of crayons and sniffing them. I go through the big 64 box in like 3 days now, it's really outta control. 4.) What is the largest thing you have ever swallowed? My pride. It was shortly after swallowing a handful of something roughly the same size... The chicken or the egg? 5.) Have you ever had a near death experience? Does your mother asking if she's a grandmother and having to respond: I'm not sure count? 6.) Have you ever died in your dreams? I do suffer from sleep apnea. 7.) Do you have a bf /gf? I do not...and I'll never drink a pina colada just to say ye

Why Now
What a day if it could go wrong it did went from one bad thing to another do I just have no luck? Can I just get a break and have a good day with out something going to shit? My respone... NO you are fucked. Why because I was a good guy who did what i had too just to get screwed over in the long run. Oh well live with it i cant change it.

Why Not.....the Big Question
why are thick girl in some cases looked at like their not beautiful or not as worthy as the next skinny-mini inna skirt that she can't poperly fill out?! the reason why i ask is because i've always loved women with hips and thighs and a waist worth wrappin my arms around. but, while datin thick women i notice the ill treatment they get from men and women alike! i know there are men and women that also like thick women, but because of their peers they do not let this be know by all for they fear the teasing they would get. i mean honestly if you yourself are a thin person and are reading this, then there is a good chance that you have had an attraction or more so had sex with someone who was thick themselves. now when i say thick i mean somebody who even though big, still look good. whether it be physical or personality there's something that you like. but, the only time you act on that feeling is behind closed doors or if there is no possible way it could ever get back to you. hell, i

Why No Page Action!!!
Ok Im not on for a few days I go to check my page out no comments no add me's no rates I mean what the fuck!!! Why some people on here get rates n level up quick and not me. Knowone fuckin answers me back in the shout box or leaves their emails or messenger names. I should easily pick up any girl on this site esp where some of live in those white trash fuckin towns!! I got a good enough personality to have many friends on here and yet I dont. But some girls love to hook up with the ugly bastards on here or even FU marry them or some other bullshit. Knowone checks out my mumms or blogs but others they do and yet you dont even live near each other. I happy to be a popular easy going guy where im from and my friends would tell you that so why on here I can get a number nothing what is it you people want I also believe I can get a Fubar wife or GF or even owner like some of u losers need cause you dont got real ones

Why Now(my Friend)?
we started with a goodbye but i couldn't let you go with never knowin you so we started talkin on the phone i got scared to open up and we didnt talk so much my falt i know, you where just the kind of guy i wouldn't have wanted to loose then i feel on hard times and we couldn't talk for a while i felt the loss of a loved one's life as though it where my own life lost when i came around and needed you most yer kind heart was no longer there for me maybe you didn't know but i did fall for you that's what scared me so much how fast it had happened cuz of the last man i opened myself to hurt me more then i could have ever thought possible i knew you where not the same but i was just scared i wasn't runnin away from you or whatever it was you thought but then you become a good friend even when you where not around readin your poems helped me to move past my pain and a few kind words from time to time that you gave helped me to open up and now that i am open for the world to see i feel so vu

Why "nice" Guys Finish Last.....
Are you a nice guy who has always wondered why the cocky guy -- the one who barely appears interested in the girl -- is usually the one who gets the girl? Have you suffered from hearing the words, "You're a really nice guy, but I only like you as a friend," from a woman who you would do (or may, in fact, have already done) just about anything and everything for -- only to turn around and watch her date (or even chase) a guy who treats her like she's nothing special? And are you stumped wondering why she would date a guy who treats her like that when she could have you who would treat her like a princess and give her everything she wants? Well, you better brace yourself because I'm going to tell you a couple of secrets that you might not want to hear. First, "nice" equates with boring and predictable. Look up "nice" in the dictionary and you find: pleasant; agreeable; satisfactory. In other words, average -- not exceptional, not exciting, and not sexy.I'll bet you've never heard

Why Nice Guys Finish Last By April Masini I Found On Yahoo!
Dating Secret Exposed: Why Nice Guys Finish Last By April Masini Are you a nice guy who has always wondered why the cocky guy -- the one who barely appears interested in the girl -- is usually the one who gets the girl? Have you suffered from hearing the words, "You're a really nice guy, but I only like you as a friend," from a woman who you would do (or may, in fact, have already done) just about anything and everything for -- only to turn around and watch her date (or even chase) a guy who treats her like she's nothing special? And are you stumped wondering why she would date a guy who treats her like that when she could have you who would treat her like a princess and give her everything she wants? Well, you better brace yourself because I'm going to tell you a couple of secrets that you might not want to hear. First, "nice" equates with boring and predictable. Look up "nice" in the dictionary and you find: pleasant; agreeable; satisfactory. In other words, average --

Why Not??
I am new here... I've said that... how come I dont have anyone crushin on me yet??? I want to be someone's crush... even if I dont know who it is!!! Come on people... Im cute... I know cause someone recently told me I was!!!

Why Not Me...
It seems like everyone that I know is involved in a very serious relationship. Chris L. has a son on the way, and is planning on getting married again. He seems completely happy. Josh has a daughter on the way. As much as it hurt for me to actually admit this, he seems pretty happy with his girlfriend as well. Then there is Chris R. Apparently he has also found someone to love as well. Then there is my big sister. She recently got married (I haven't met her husband yet) and from what our mom says... she has changed so much, and she is so much happier than she ever has been. Even my ex husband is finally happy. Which brings me to this question... why is everyone else that I know so completely happy, and I cant even manage to meet someone and go out on a single date. Thinking about this has gotten me really down on myself lately. Like maybe I am not good enough to be happy with someone... or better yet, for someone else to be happy with me. I keep questioning myself, over a

Why Nice Guys Finish Last..
Why do nice guys always seem to finish last? I know most of you have always wondered, pondered and pontificated about this very question. Well today is your lucky day! I'm going to once and for all answer this very question for you. Ready? I know you've been waiting for a long time for this answer, so I hope you're sitting down. No wait, stand up. That way if you get overly excited and feel the need to jump up and down or do cartwheels, you're already half way there. On second thought, the answer might be so shocking that you could faint and if you're standing, then you could fall and really hurt yourself. You better sit down just to be safe. Actually kneel, it's a halfway point and that way you are prepared either way. Ok, on to the answer. Wait; do you want something to eat first? I know sometimes I like to have a full stomach when I get a life changing answer to a question that has plagued me for years. Why don't you go have a quick snack, or make yourself a sandwich? Its ok,

Why Not To Mess With A Nyer
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081001/ap_on_fe_st/odd_tech_savvy_arrest;_ylt=Amy1Z2I8tLaoZEOc8jb16csuQE4F NY victim uses remote logon to nab theft suspect Wed Oct 1, 9:15 AM ET A laptop thief got caught — after the computer owner tracked him remotely. Jose Caceres said he used a remote access program to log on every day and watch his computer being used, and then tipped off police, leading to the arrest of a 34-year-old male suspect. Caceres, 27, of White Plains, said his computer was stolen in early September when he left it on top of his car while carrying things into his home. His first efforts to figure out who stole the laptop by logging on remotely were stymied, Caceres said. "It was kind of frustrating because he was mostly using it to watch porn," he said. "I couldn't get any information on him." But then the suspect typed in a name and address to register on a Web site, and a few hours later, police caught the suspect. The man was charged with grand larceny, s

Why Not
ok why not should you or should you not get down and dirty ya know let it all hang out do what you want to not what your told to. lets all get nude and have one big ass party if your for it then let me know lets see if we can get the biggest nude party on here you have ever seen. things are so much better when ya have no worries and you are just free yea let it all out baby what will happen next who knows all you nude ladys hit me up out there let the party begin. well it was a good thought anyways.

Why Not Show The World Where They Can Stick It .....
my post stands clear and straight I really hope Barrack Ohbama getting ready to be my commander and cheif successfully does what he said he is going to do that he said to get promoted to his status during the election...

Why News Paper Editor's Should Be Educated
WHY NEWS PAPER EDITORS SHOULD BE EDUCATED (ACTUAL HEADLINES FROM NEWS PAPERS FROM AROUND THE US) Some are just slips of the tongue * Grandmother of eight makes hole in one * Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing * Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers * House passes gas tax onto senate * Stiff opposition expected to casketless funeral plan * Two convicts evade noose, jury hung * William Kelly was fed secretary * Milk drinkers are turning to powder * Safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted * Quarter of a million Chinese live on water * Farmer bill dies in house * Iraqi head seeks arms Some become unintentionally suggestive * Queen Mary having bottom scraped * Is there a ring of debris around Uranus? * Prostitutes appeal to Pope * Panda mating fails - veterinarian takes over * NJ judge to rule on nude beach * Child's stool great for use in garden * Dr. R

Why Not You
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Why Not?
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste this into your blog and tag five people to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? here 2. Your significant other? None 3. Your hair? cute 4. Your mother? creepy 5. Your father? Pain 6. Your favorite thing? music 7. Your dream last night? None 8. Your favorite drink? Pepsi 9. Your dream/goal? None 10. The room you're in? bedroom 11. Music? Need 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Louisianna 14. Where were you last night? Work 15. What you're not? Skinny 16. Muffins? Blueberry 17. One of your wish list items? Happiness 18. Where you grew up? Hickville 19. The last thing you did? giggled 20. What are you wearing? clothes 21. TV? On 22. Your pets? Bubba 23. Your computer? multiple 24. Your life? whatever 25. Yo

Why Nice Guys Finish Last
I came across this article and I have to say it makes a valid point. Maybe some of you 'nice guys' out there can benefit from this. Dating Secret Exposed: Why Nice Guys Finish Last By April Masini Are you a nice guy who has always wondered why the cocky guy -- the one who barely appears interested in the girl -- is usually the one who gets the girl? Have you suffered from hearing the words, "You're a really nice guy, but I only like you as a friend," from a woman who you would do (or may, in fact, have already done) just about anything and everything for -- only to turn around and watch her date (or even chase) a guy who treats her like she's nothing special? And are you stumped wondering why she would date a guy who treats her like that when she could have you who would treat her like a princess and give her everything she wants? Well, you better brace yourself because I'm going to tell you a couple of secrets that you might not want to hear. First, "nice" equates wit

Why Not
The Time Has Come and The time Is NOW!!! Hey all my fellow Fubarians. These individuals some you know some you don't know but you should really get to know them thier a bunch of great fubarians both male and female. Some i have known for awhile and some i have not known for long at all. As Of now I am Gonna Be Doing a Weekly Pimpout For My Friends, Fans and Family. Also These I Pick Are Not At Any Certain Order Fan, Rate, Add, Bling Show these Fellow Fubarians Love. $!® L!©k Â¤LØ† Wyld_Angel_Hearts Is My FU-Angel From Heaven~Luv On Me I'll Return All The Luv@ fubar ♥ŦĦÅŇĠŹŹ™ ♥RR MEMBER@ fubar .:*♥F£IRTØ£ØGI§T♥*:. Ço•FöùNd€r «oƒ»DånGê®øuS CürVèS@ fubar Your Ultimate Desire™ Owned by Abraxas & ღDangerous Curvesღ Memb@ fubar Johnnydevil Ð¡T¥@ fubar ™©ღCantSleepClownsWillEatMeღ☆☆♪@ fubar ~*§ynalicious*~*Musical Muse*~General Manager / DJ @ Di

Why Not To Talk With People Outside Of Their Own Mumm...
Why not to talk with people outside of their own mumm... post date:2007-09-07 14:58:52 views: 29 comments: 3 ratings: 0 So this afternoon I am waiting for a client call, browsing mumms to kill time, and I come across one where the mummer asks if he should stay online, or write a new chapter to his book. I tell him "Damn you man, write! Don't let your talent go to waste!" He shouts me in the box "How did you know I was a writer?" (DING!-First clue this guy is a numskull) "You put in in your mumm..." I say back... He then proceeds to tells me some story about how his you can google his screen name...or whatever, and that people look for his work and have found him on FUBAR this way. And he invites me to read his poetry. I love to see the work of my peers, so, against my better judgment perhaps, I begin to read his work. And I rate his blog a "10" while I am chatting and reading... He had his blog set up how I used to have mine set up...all poems in one blog..

Why Nice Guys Finish Last
Hello all. My roommate just showed me this article and I wanted to get you all's take on it. I understand the truth behind it but also see how rediculous the female thought process can be. After repeatedly hearing the EXACT things stated in the article, and after repeatedly helping girls through break ups with shitbags, I have come to realize the major flaws in the way many girls pick potential dates. What are your thoughts? Please read the article and let me know. Thanks, Travis Dating Secret Exposed: Why Nice Guys Finish Last By Dating expert April Masini Special to Yahoo! Personals Are you a nice guy who has always wondered why the cocky guy -- the one who barely appears interested in the girl -- is usually the one who gets the girl? Have you suffered from hearing the words, "You're a really nice guy, but I only like you as a friend," from a woman who you would do (or may, in fact, have already done) just about anything and everything for -- only to turn around and watch he

Why Not?
Im open 24/7. Like 7/11. Dodging them 187's. Sending my soldiers to heaven. From empty Clips of them Mak 11's. It's us money shapers, 1 team and 20 papers.Slanging a rock while Im at it. To them drug fene addictsWe all got a choice. Now Im revealing my voiceLike a ghost that haunts and schemes. I be posting up at the sceneUnforeseen I aint gotta be mean, Flaunting my gangster lean!Dont need to pack. Cuz my boys got my back. Im a soul survivor.In the street I be a fighter. Yeah you know there aint no girl tighterAnd my dope is always whiter. Be careful where you steppinAlways got a weapon. I have GoD as my only witnessHustling I cant resist it.

Why Not
okay now I just took a long road trip 7 hours ( old truck doesn't have AC so yes that is a long trip) anyway got to thinkin about some crimminals and the way we deal with there crimes 1. Drug Smugglers~ citzens get what a few years in Jail? foringers get deported or maybe spend some time in prison. ( nothing against these folk personaly but Charge Citzens with treason( and shoot them) foriengers try them as sabtours ( and Shoot them) 2 drug dealers agian charge them with treason ( and Shoot them) Unless they agree to pay taxes on the money they made 3 pedophile make them unichs( Chop the offending member off no pain killers) 4) Rapist hang them by the testicles until dead ( or if you can't stand the screaming shoot them) 5) Murders depend on who they killed (some folks just need killing) 6) Drunk Drivers~take away their cars~make them move to a dry county for a period of time depending on the severity of the case Okay so I'm a lttle blood thirsty~ you spent 7 ho

Why Now?
The sky turned dark and the rain came downThunder in the sky lightning hit the groundI pulled you close to ease my fearDribbling down my cheek a single tearHow dare you leave me on an awful nightCause you know these storms give me such a frightIf you cared for me even just a little bitYou wouldn't just dump me and leave me in this awful fitHold me please till the storm passes byIf you leave me now alone i'm bound to cryCry for you love that i once have knownEven though your love for me was never shownI loved you to the ends of the earth and backBut now i feel your love for me was just a silly actSo take your fake love and leave me beIt's ok i'll survive trust me you'll see. Another Poem By (Joe Blake)

Why Not?
Dan will not, for love nor money, allow me to stun him with a 2.5 million volt stun gun. It's depressing. Apparently it would mess up his already traumatically injured brain. Crystal: I'm going to cry, Dan. Dan: I'm sorry. Crystal: You're not supposed to make your girlfriend cry. Dan: You're not supposed to TORTURE your boyfriend. *sigh*

Why Not Ask
There is a very good place to eat in Glassboro and it is P&B Diner. Someone asked me to go with her to a Laboratory and I agreed and we stopped at P&B Diner. These was a couple and the man was talking about someone in Clayton who was depressed and angry that he was dying and was making it misereable for every one. Why not ask tihs man what really happened and those involved? Infact let everything be public. From A to Z and everything else and see if this patron of P&B is justified or am I the one in the right. I am the one that agreed to this surgery almost two moths ago. It is the physicians that has stopped it or is there an investigagtion over a possibly defunct police officer who has breeched the patient confidentiality laws along with some of these physicians. Norio

Why Not Live?
Go ahead and scream like no one cares Live the life that no one else dares Dare to be bold dare to be strong See the dream in wich you belong Don't be afraid of what you cant see Be afraid not to believe

Why Not
I ask my myself nightly, Why Not? Why not just not come tomorrow? Why not just not pay my loans? Why not just kill myself? Is there something I am keeping myself here for? Is there a reason for any of this? Becursed with a foolish heart that still believes in Love. Love. Love. The word upon which our life hinged. Finally unhinged. Finally undone. Final stop. All passengers must disembark. Wakey wakey… Time to die. Hey all. I have to leave now. You have all been so nice. You all treated me far better than I ever deserved. As it seems though, I have not reciprocated anything back. In fact, it seems I took advantage of all. I am not a good friend. I am not even a good human. Perhaps if I give my energy and chemicals back to the universe they can recycle me into something useful. Maybe a nice plant of some sort. I tried my best, but as usual this was not even CLOSE to good enough. Remember, sympathy comes between Shit and Syphilis. That is where I now belo

Why Not To Run Up On A Crazy Man On The Bus....
Clicky Theres an amazing amount of discussion going on regarding the girl who eggs the guy on and then films HERSELF picking up the white guys grocery bag, Kinda funny how she pulls her own card... And now we have her video reply via youtube.... Clicky Hmmmmmmm.......Im not gonna touch on her horribly scripted reply.....anyways... point is...dont fuck with crazy old men! muchless swing on one....

Why Not...
FIRST REAL POEM I EVER WROTE...DON'T HATE...I WAS LIKE 13...WANTED TO SHARE IT... Sit here all alone tonight all my canles lit incense burning life divine music blaring in my mind a shoulder needed crying time pencil and paper ready to write pictures surround me memories true lost in my own world i'll alwayz be a candle goes out shadows fly tears still falling memories fade fire engulfed my pain i open my eyes see a face just a picture all life erased close my eyes again sleep is soon to come another world to be taken to another life to come.

Why Nudism?
Feeling totally free. The feeling of the air, sun, breeze on your body. Nowhere else can you feel totally free, without the constraints of clothing. Imagine swimming in the pool without that uncomfortable bathing suit, then getting out of the pool without that wet, soggy suit clinging to your skin. Then lying in the sun and getting a tan without those unsightly tan lines. As you walk around, your dried off naturally by the sun and breezes, what a wonderful feeling. Body acceptance. Being accepted for who you are, not how you dress, your shape or size, or your walk in life. None of us have the, so called, "perfect body". We are all normal everyday people. The media and advertising that we are constantly bombarded with, has created a stigmatism, of what people should look like. They constantly tell and show us how women and men should look. But how many people do you know that look like the people in the adds on TV or in magazines? Not that many. You will not be judged or looked at diffe

Why Not?
SHOWER THOUGHTSI'm in my shower by myselfalone with youplaying with myselfsoaking in wet streamsimagining youas I lather myself caressing clean my cockdirtying my mindMy wife by herselfalone in our bedroomwatches the morning newsdresses for the daygoes downstairs for breakfastdrinks her coffeereads her newspaperimagines....whatever...I imagine yougetting wet for mespreading open for mehoneying your pussy for mecircling your clit for mewanting meplaying in this bathtub with mecandles and champagnekissing mesucking metoying with memy cock a moby dicksurfacing from the deepyou a Queequegharpooning me with your eyestaking me....squeezing my spermThen your pussy rising for mesleek and shiny like apple skinme tasting your fruit, your sweetnessyou offering me every orificeyou wanting everything filledtongue, finger, cock in them allI give you....and I give youtwo fingers in cunt, pinky in ass, tongue everywhereyour back arching for meyour toes squiggling for meyou, everywhere, coming for mean

Why Not You?
Busy sidewalk, people rushing by but nobody sees the girl on the bench with the tear in her eye all alone and forgotten, just the clothing on her back nobody seems to care, they're just on their one way track world spinning so fast these days people need to change their ways help those in need hear how they plead it could of easily been you, but for the spin of fate look upon them with love instead of indifference or hate man on the corner begging for spare change you cross the street and avoid him because he looks so strange what happened to that girl? what happened to that man? what is happening to our country? we need to take a stand love thy neighbor isn't so hard to do just takes someone to make the first move, why not you?

Why Not Be Real
why do people play so many games on each other ? In the end all thetas is real from fact .Ilk to see how Manny jokes are played on then daily so why in the hell do it at all? If your for real just be that way

Why Now?
10/28/2011 RIP Roselee.....You will be missed by your whole family and friends...Watching you smile and enjoying life, which now it has been taken away its saddens me to see someone that is so caring and loving and young leave...I will send my prayers and thoughts to your family that loved u so much..... (h) cousin Denise

Why Not!?
Why didn’t the US just attack Afghanistan with Monsanto GMOs? It would have been so simple. Flood Afghanistan with Monsanto GMOs. Truckloads of seeds. Tanks full of Roundup herbicide. Result? Nutritionally deficient food crops, chronic disease, poisoning with Roundup. Perfect. And we know how to do it, because we’ve been doing it to ourselves for almost 20 years. We’ve got it down. GMO ballot labeling initiatives in Afghanistan? Are you kidding!? Plus…and this is a big winner, Monsanto scientists could have developed a GMO poppy seed. Throw those babies in the growing fields and you’d have gotten some Franken-opium variety. Wildly unpredictable effects. And sprayed with Roundup? Junkies all over the world would rather go cold turkey than shoot that stuff. Actually, I had a comprehensive plan for closing out the war. It would have worked like a charm. Somehow, the Pentagon wasn’t interested. Now it’s just an historical oddity, a cou

Why Now With Syria ??
Just another " Red Hairing " designed to take our eyes off the ball and His ( Obama's ) issues are So big this what it comes down to !! ThinK ?? Asprin Factory during Clinton Admin and you will Get It.

Why Oh Why???
ok so theyve changed my meds lunesta instead of ambein for the ever ellusive sleep we see how well thats working abilify for a mood stabilizer and still on lexapro they took me off lithium!!!! yay!! not like it was doing anything anyway but the next week or so should be fun it always is when they screw with my meds damn them!! the dr asked if i had thoughts of suicide i said increasingly lol asked if i wanted to harm ppl i asked other than my bf she said anybody other than yourself i said of course so here we go again on the drug cocktail of the month pray for me ppl!!lol or at least wish me luck!!

Why Oh Why?
Why does it seem when things are going right, life has to throw you a curve ball that u totally swing and miss on? Why does love have to be so hard to understand and so hard to achieve? Why does love always pick the ones u cant actually be with? Why does life have to be so cruel? Why does it seem when you try harder things just get rougher? Why do i travel down the same road everyday and know the outcome but still do it? Why is it that i cant be happy no matter how much i just want that? Why do i even bother to try when it ends up leaving nothing but a taste of bitterness in my mouth? Why cant i just close my eyes and take the pain away? Why cant i just wish myself cured from this misery? Why do things always backfire when i thought i had them all planned out? Why cant someone just tell me the secret to life so i can avoid all these twists and turns that leave me sick beyond words?

Why Or Reason 4 It?
NAMING THE FATHER FOR CHILD SUPPORT IN AUSTRALIA The following are all replies that Sydney Western Suburbs women have put on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's details: These are genuine excerpts from the forms. 1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was fathered by Trev Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night. 2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps. 3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party where I had unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father can you send me his phone number? Thanks. 4. I don't know the identity of the father

Why Oh Why?
Because I like to watch things die...from a good, safe distance, of course. I've been writing on Myspace for about 8 months now, and I've become decently popular, among friends at least. Then I found CherryTap (formerly Lostcherry). I went through the top blogs on this site, and was instantly disgusted. Not only are most of them mindless drivel, but some people actually post several blogs a day. I mean like 5 or 10. Now, back on my Myspace page, I would've deleted this person off of my list, but monotony seems to be the norm on this site. I am not bitter or anything, but this site is so superficial. You have to be showing skin, or "showin sum luv", just to get a bit of attention from most the conceited people on here. I mean, I've gotten a lot more than I could handle... ...But I don't have all day to sit here, and attempt to make myself into a "Super Cherry" or whatever in the happens when you level up on here. The main reason I got on here was because my friend Chr

Why Oh Why....
Why must there be so much drama on sites like this??? ARe we that lame and shallow as a society that if we dont get enough garbage and stress at work, we have to bring it all here and take it out on each other??? I just read a bulletin on here from someone I dont know and they are leaving because of the DRAMA here....Its the same on Xpeeps, altho the site manager there is a complete asshole and causes most of the drama, and on Myspace its the same.... Why cant we all get along...These sites were meant to allow us to make friends that we otherwise couldnt and share the act of fellowship and comaraderie.... And yet, we have lost sight of that...All we do is bicker, fight, play each other, lie, and try to hurt those around us that we perceive are better off than us or better than us.... When are we gonna wake up and realize that the energy spent isnt worth the act of causing the drama....The ends doesnt justify the means here.... Oh well...What do I know....Just wish eve

Why Our Needs Remain Unmet
Why Our Needs Remain Unmet James 1:5-8 If our loving, all-powerful Father really desires to meet His children’s needs, then why do so many go unmet? Let’s look at a few key reasons why we may lack understanding. First, we don’t ask. If this seems elementary, it is! And yet, it’s astonishing how many people fail to raise their concerns to God. Some may think that He has too much to do to worry about their little problems. That is simply not true. God exists outside of time because He created it. He has an eternity to work out problems, and handling your situation will in no way limit His time or ability to work matters out for others. Second, we may ask, but we doubt that God can or will meet our needs. It’s a tragic mischaracterization to go before the all-powerful, sovereign God of the universe and essentially claim that He isn’t big enough to handle your needs. James 1:6-8 describes such a person as “double-minded” and “unstable.

Why Old People Should Not Have Babies!
Why Old People Should Not Have Babies! With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old woman was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit. ''May we see the new baby?" one asked. "Not yet," said the mother. "I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first." Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, "May we see the new baby now?" "No, not yet," said the mother. After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, "May we see the baby now?" "No, not yet," replied the mother. Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when can we see the baby?" "WHEN HE CRIES!" she told them. "WHEN HE CRIES?" they demanded. "Why do we have to wait until he CRIES?" "BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K" Get more at www.hostdrjack.com