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Who Needs This Shit Anyway????
Who Needs This Shit Anyway.. This shit sucks I hate this crap I know its nothing more than a fucking trap What bullshit is that anyway Wont see my ass there on any day Im no fool in need to be schooled Look at all those perverted fucks who have just drooled Sad pathetic thoughtless scum Touching themselves begging just to cum Simple little minds with no heart Dont ask me cause where would I start I wouldnt waist my spit Id rather just split Dont harm but love and cherish them respect the lady Ya right, bullshit such bullshit therere fucking Shady Kill or be killed is what I know The lame pussies cant even bring home the dough So ask me again why would I waist my time I was dumb drunk caught up in the wrong line I cant help but to think what a joke all this shit is I just wanted to chill I didnt want a kiss Relationships are over rated and detrimental to my health They sneak on in and rob me of all my wealth I never asked for this It isnt worth piss For all yo

Who Needs It?
Who needs an artificial happiness and reality of existence when one can easily disappear? And is it then better to disappear without warning or is it better to give notice of such an event and then actually follow through upon it? What if you're reason behind disappearing was to in fact draw attention to yourself to see if anyone noticed? What way would best to go about it then? What if one questions their existence as a whole? What if reality seems to be in fact reality but is just a deep dream in which one never actually awakens but imagines that they do in order to continue the charade? If that is true than can't one strengthen the mind and control their own destiny or is destiny in fact predetermined even in false awakenings? If I disappeared throwing away thing in my material life by means in which I communicate, how many would actually notice my lack of presence? What's more, how many would honestly care?

Who Needs Help?
imikimi - Customize Your World I LIKE TO HELP PEOPLE SO HERE IS MY IDEA I BECOME A FREE AGENT I GO WHERE NEEDED BUT I DO NEED TO ADD A FEW RULES. 1.F/A/R ME (BUT ONLY IF U HAVE A SALUTE WILL I ADD YOU TOO MUCH DRAMA WITH NEW FUBARIANS) 2.WILL HELP OUT FIRST FIVE PEOPLE TO MESSAGE ME A DAY( FIRST COME FIRST SERVED) 3.IF U NEED TO BE COMMENT BOMBED I DO 50 COMMENTS FOR EACH PERSON N RATE PIC A TEN. 4.IF U NEED LEVELING I WILL RATE 50 PICTURES AND FAN AND RATE YOU 5.IF U NEED A BULLENTIN I DO ONE FOR YOU A WEEK WHICH MEANS IF U GOT ONE FROM ME THAT WEEK EVEN IF U R FIRST IN LINE NEXT DAY N NEED A BULLENTIN SORRY 6.ALSO CAN ASK FOR ANYTHING U MAY NEED (TAGS BEST TO MY ABILITY) 7. MY FAMILY OR TOP 20 I ALWAYS WILL HELP THEM OUT THERE UP THERE FOR A REASON 8.I AM NOT CHARGING FUBUCKS BUT WONT SAY NO TO DONATIONS,SALUTES ETC LOL THIS IS MY ORIGINAL IDEA SINCE I LIKE HELPING PEOPLE BUT THEY DO NOT KNOW I DO WELL NOW U DO LOL I WILL ADD MORE STUFF IF I N

Who Needs Fan Mailers Or Dancers When You Can Have Wayne Males.
I was sucked into the fan again and what a mess it made on my desktop. They ought to make it illegal to create so much chaos and confusion making me watch a fan dance after my hard night on the vino tinto. Needless to say, I had to switch off altogether and get turned on again. Consequently I found all the windows closed. I see there are still time wasters on here too because I just wasted six seconds of my life trying to view a private blog. Why don't they put PRIVATE in the Title? - maybe they just want to up their numbers or doesn’t it work like that? These days after much moaning and point making I don't get many chain mails it has moved on to WAYNE MALES and fortunately there are not too many dodgy doughnuts on there (the ones with holes where the white and grey matter should be). I had a Slap and Tickle poem poster with an ego problem and not much decorum and having got rid of that irritation I have attracted another. However this one is well travelled and well mannered a

Who Needs Fubucks?
WE DID SO WELL ON OUR STAFF AUCTION, 3,260,000 FUBUCKS AND A 3 DAY BLAST WAS THE TOTAL. WE HAD SO MANY REQUEST FOR MEMBERS TO JOIN IT, WE HAVE DECIDED TO HOLD A MEMBERS AUCTION. WE HAVE NOT DECIDED A DATE NOR TIME YET BUT WE WILL UPDATE ALL THAT ENTER WE WILL BE EXCEPTING THE FIRST 12 MEMBERS THAT SEND A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO PERPETUAL BLISS TELLING HER WHAT YOU WANT TO OFFER. PERPETUAL BLISS~FOUNDER OF PRYMETYME LEVELERS~HEAD SECURITY @ ACES UP~TIGGY'S FU WIFEY~MEMBER OF THE DOWNTOWN BOMBERS~@ fubar THE BIDS WILL START AT 10,000 FUBUCKS. THIS WILL BE FOR TWO WEEKS. IF YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO MAKE IT AFTER ENTERING PLEASE LET ONE OF OUR STAFF KNOW ASAP. WE WILL NOT AUCTION OFF ANYONE WHO DOES NOT SHOW UP WE HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE. CLICK THE PIC TO ENTER ACES UP LOUNGE

Who Needs Leonardo Dicaprio? Bar Refaeli's Papa Bear Convicted In Pap Throwdown
Rafi Refaeli may want to leave the protective detail to someone else next time. The father of Bar Refaeli was convicted in a Jerusalem court today of malicious damage for breaking a photographer's camera and doing a motorcycle some harm back in 2007—in what the defense argued was solely a case of a father protecting his daughter. Per court records, juicy couture outlet Rafi said that Bar was on the way over to her family's Tel Aviv home when she called and fearfully told him that she was being followed by a pack of paparazzi while driving. MORE: Which hottie is same-sex smooching while her beau snaps a pic? And the Kfar Saba Magistrates Court ruled today that taking the matter into his own hands once they all reached his house wasn't a particularly good idea. No date has been set for sentencing yet. Rafi's little glirl was on her own last week at the Venice Film Festival, but she didn't appear to need any assistance walking the red carpet at the Carnage premiere. She touched dow

Who Needs Friends?
Take back the words that I've seen you bend. Lay down the path of perfection that you mend. Not everyone can see you're not just broken. All This time is wasting life away. Uncontrollable, these feelings that I carry with me. Every single day of my life, but I'm still living. Getting everything I feel that is coming to me. Standing tall even though this pain is running through me, And it's hard, but You have to learn how to keep your head above the water. Know when to slay or slaughter. What about tomorrow? You need to think about today and start solving some problems. Everyone has things they need to deal with. You can either open your hands or start clinching your fists. No matter which way it goes, you will never know, the things you wished you had known before. Sanity has nothing left to breath, all life is taken from me. So I try to piece the puzzle back together again... Who needs friends? I am not ashamed of the l

Who Needs Composite Decking, Temporary Fences And Steel Grating?
If you are in the construction business you probably need a good supplier of composite decking, temporary fences and steel grating for your construction projects. These are necessary components for many industrial type applications. Composite decking is made up of a blend of wood cellulose, plastics and chemical additives. The end product is meant to be a greener alternative to traditional wood decking because there is no need to chop down trees to make the decking. Because of mass production techniques, it is possible for a supplier to keep on hand a steady supply of composite decking in case clients wish to order. To use the decking the supplier may also keep stocks for joist, fascia and clips that may be necessary for assembly of the decking. Temporary fences are also available nowadays for those who may need it for various industrial purposes. A temporary fencing system may require temporary fencing panels, clamps, and stabilizers or stabilizer supports. The point to buying tempo

Who Needs Love?
Passion and lust takes my mind As I see you in the morning light As my heart beats like a drum Even your breathing excites me A passion spell have thou spun on me? You made me offer my soul Gladly to the devil, for one embrace One wet kiss would be my eternal bliss. All day, thoughts of you tease me For when I taste you, I live again. So long a fool, I waited for love When all I needed was passion. Passion from your body Warms me to the bone. Passion from your words Engorges the vessels in my brain. Nights in your arms, steeped in sweat Burning tensely within your body Waiting for the flood to overflow As passion drowns the ache for love.

Whoohoo !!!
Hi All, for those of you that enjoy my photos, I entered a photo competition this week and I actually WON "best of show" and out of 5 photos entered I got 2 first place and 2 second place, I will post the winners later for all to see...

Whoop Whoop Whats Hood
"Firstly, I want all of you to know that the wicked clowns will never die and once a juggalo/juggalette theres no turning back. Its hard for me to only pick 14 of my homies to send this to, so you better be one happy mothafucka!!! If I dont get tis shit back thats cool I kno im down wit da clown 4 life!!!! So you better do this shit ok. This game has been played since the fuckin juggalos and juggalettes have been alive. Once you read this letter, you must send it to 14 juggalos/juggalettes within five days. On the fifth day if you did this wicked shit than you will be blessed bye the dark carnival. send this to 14 homies. It has worked for many of the juggalo family. Good luck! NOW Dont FUCK THIS UP OR THE HATCHET WILL SWING!!! Now send this to 14 of your pimp ass juggalos/juggalettes!!! SPREAD THE WORD OF THE CARNiVal TO ALL UR HOMIES AT ANY COST!!!!! Send this promise to all your friends to show your friendship and watch who sends it back to u. homies till the end juggalo luv to the

Whooop Whoooop
words from Violent J himself Message From Violent J written by Violent J, this shit is soo true we need to love this family more. -JUGGALOZ- Sorry to be all deep and serious but i got lots of shit on my mind. I'm tired of everything and everybody. The only thing i give a shit about in this hell we call a world is my Juggalo Family. The Carnival saved my life and my soul. My Juggalo Pride is the best thing that ever happened to me. It's starting to scare me for the fact when I sit back and actually observe the juggalo world, It seems like its going down hill. It seems to me that a lot of ninjas are out for self and trying to prove whos a bigger juggalo that who. There is no big or small juggalo. We are all the same. It doesn't take $4,000 is psychopathic merchandise to be a juggalo. Just because I got an old school mostastless jersey doesn't make me any better than a ninja with only one t-shirt. Being a juggalo is whats in your heart not whats on you clothes. I've seen juggalos callin e

Whoo Hoo!
Found out this weekend that my sister's going to make me an aunt again! She's pregnant. :) I'm so thrilled! She's due in May (which incidentally is also when both our birthdays are). She's so cute, too! She always comes up with some cool way to tell everyone. This time she had her two boys outfitted in t-shirts for Thomas's third birthday party on Saturday. Nicklas's said "I'm the Big Brother," while Thomas's said, "I'm the Middle Brother." And once we figured it out, there was a lot of celebration! Holly's kids are universally adored in our family. In other news, my few days with my family in Chicago has cheered me up a lot, as did a couple conversations I really needed to have in order to get myself together and move on with my life. I'm still planning to take it easy online for awhile... I have a lot of other things I need to do, that I've been neglecting. But I'm past the bleak, dark period that had hit me hard last week and the week before. (I rarely stay depressed

Whooopie
Sooo, some divine intervention happened today the wrong number dialed some yada yada yada between the him and the wrong dialer he called me we went out we talked and as of right now we are back WHOPPPIIIEEE Never give up Never give in Never stop believing God has a plan put your burden into his hands and He shall lead the way and if you can't tell I am so FUCKING HAPPY FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY Some times the Universe does give a shit what you want and knows what you need

Whoops! I Fucked Up!
I sit here... holding my knife to my skin. I stare almost like im counting the layers... the layers of skin between my knife and blood. Just a flick of my wrist and i could be dead. I try despratly to stop myself from going any further... but i feel it, my blood, coursing through my veins. I feel it burn. It swarms to my head and pushes... pushes in all directions. I wake to a beeping noise. My wrist hurts. Well you can guess the rest...

Whoot
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=1458909704 Hehe, the trailer for Epic Movie. I think it's hysterical, a parody movie, since it has most of the movies I've liked in recent years.

Whoo Hoo!
My sister's picking me up from work tonight and then it's party-all-weekend! I plan to get RUNK! (That's when you're so drunk, you forget the "d"!) The Warden told me no drinking so now I sort of have to. It's in the Bible. Happy New Year to everyone! May all your dreams come true in 2007! May you keep any resolutions you make! I try not to make resolutions but at the same time, I can't resist. My number one resolution this year is that I made a budget that incorporated everything I need money for, down to magazines in the checkout line (I am a gossip whore). My goal is to actually stick to said budget. My second resolution is to make my cats get along. They don't so I have them seperated but we plan to move in the summer and I really don't want to deal with the hassle anymore. My third resolution is that I want to go on a mission with my church. I think my job would be awesome about it and let me go but I think my boyfriend might have a hard time with it, conside

Whoot Whoot! The Friday Freaky 5 Is On
Well it's Friday and who cares it's the end of the work week? All we give a damn about is that the Friday Freaky Five shows up on time....LOL Same rules different week: 1. Please do not repost questions in your own blog or bulletins. 2. Please DO repost the bulletins so that your friends can come and hang out too. 3. Please come back and read often, people's answers just make the day go by faster....LOL I've added a new twist......I now do this on MySpace as well and I keep track of which site does the best....LOL. Last week, the Cherries kicked the MySpacers ASS... all in fun. So, ready?....Remeber you answer the questions, now let's have some fun! 1. A member of the opposite sex that you are not terribly interested in, but would hang out with if there wasn't much else to do shoots you an e-mail about going to hang out at a local club. Now, you KNOW this person likes to party and pick up the tab, so you forward the message to your best friend, and talk about how

Whooo Hoooo!!! Like This Song Alot!!
Girl you've never known no one like me Up there in your high society They might tell you I'm no good Girl they need to understand Just who I am I may be a real bad boy But baby I'm a real good man I may drink too much and play too loud Hang out with a rough and rowdy crowd That don't mean I don't respect My Mama or my Uncle Sam Yes sir, yes ma'am I may be a real bad boy But baby I'm a real good man I might have a reckless streak At least a country-mile wild If you're gonna run with me It's gonna be a wild ride When it comes to loving you I've got velvet hands I'll show you how a real bad boy Can be a real good man I take all the good times I can get I'm too young for growing up just yet Ain't much I can promise you 'Cept to do the best I can I'll be damned I may be a real bad boy But baby I'm a real good man I may be a real bad boy Oh but baby I'm a real good man Yes I am

Whoot Half Snowday!
"...as the tragedy escapes us, pullin thru the star-like razorsbut the blood from your hand is a memory..." ~Falling From Dying Hands "Stars Would Fall"~ today we had a 2 hour delay (whoot!). i got up around 7:30 and walked downstairs to ask if we had anything. mom told me that i had a two hour delay, maria didnt (that's what she gets for switchin to public school!) so go back to bed. i slept until like 9:08 when my mom called me to get going. thing is, middle school and high school start at different times but end at the same time. middle schoolers start at 8, high school starts at 8:50 so naturally a 2 hour delay would mean i had to be at school by 10:50. mom said i was wrong and i got to school and sat in the hallway for 50 minutes. but then again, i got to talk wit stefan so it was cool lol. we had 30 minutes classes and lunch after 2nd period. lunch was followed by 4 classes (no break). normally we have a break between periods 2 and 3 and then lunch after 4th. o we

Whoohooo ....now I Am Ripe Lol
I'm a nut; I have become a NUTTY CHERRY..lol...WOW now I have become an Inspired Cherry...I think that I have also become a point slave..lol Is there any 12 step programs for this new disorder??? lol.....My cherry level just increased to '13' (Ripe Cherry) at '2007-02-23 18:17:53'!

Whoo Hoo!!!
PLEASE come leave me comments!! I will return the favor! I'm only 1500 behind first and still in 2nd! Thank you everyone for all your help. I know bombing sucks and if you don't have time to can you please at least repost this for me.. That alone is a huge help! Thank you!! ♥ HUGS AND KISSES ♥ ♥ Click on the pic above for the contest! ♥ Nine Inch Nails - Closer (Nothing Version)Music Video Codes By Music Video Code

Whoo Hoo Superbowl Party
Having a little party at the house for the game! I'm cooking a lot of yummy food and we are going to create a munchie urge to eat it all lol. I love the commericals during this game, I'm going to put them in my stash. Ok I made fruit & cheese plate,caesar salad, pork chops, collard greens, cheese rice,shrimp, fried gizzards, okra, and we have salsa, chips, chex mix,coconut cake, and then what other people brought besides beer and my favorite...wink wink.

Whoop House/work/cheese Bite Pizza
So, I was sitting here thinking...Pizza Hut is definitely the niftiest place in the world besides here of course. They have this cheese bite pizza which is really awesome. If you haven't heard of it, it's like a stuffed crust pizza, only you can pull the crust off into little cheese bites. The things they come up with in this world! So I've started the journey of moving. I put a deposit on a house the next town over (5 miles away). It's got 3 bedrooms, 1 bath, a kitchen and a full basement. Not entirely too bad for $450/month. I know people that pay that much for a 2 bedroom apartment. I got the paperwork, but I haven't signed the lease yet. As soon as they get it figured out what they need to do as far as state requirements to fix the place up, and get it inspected, I can start moving in. Hopefully that'll be within the next week or 2 because I would love to have an indoor garage sale here at the apartment so I can get rid of some of the stuff I either don't want, or am t

Whoops!
I really honestly told myself to bake a goodie today, but instead went out an purchased a huge box of oatmeal squares and a large Svenhard's variety pack. I now must go find baby carrots and/or bamboo shoots because dinner is going to be made for me tonight! :) Thank you SO MUCH to everyone with that last minute boost to Cherry Ninja!

Whooo Hoo!
A 'Nice' night for the Dixie Chicks By Todd Leopold CNN Adjust font size: (CNN) -- The Dixie Chicks sang "Not Ready to Make Nice," but the Grammy Awards were certainly ready to make them winners, honoring the trio with five awards Sunday night. The Chicks, who ignited controversy four years ago when lead singer Natalie Maines criticized President Bush on the eve of the Iraq war, won all five of the awards for which they were nominated, including the big three: album of the year (for "Taking the Long Way"), song of the year and record of the year (both for "Not Ready to Make Nice"). "I think people are using their freedom of speech with all these awards. We get the message," said Maines, paying tribute to other nominees with an oblique acknowledgement that the group was being honored as much for its stand as its music. "I'm very humbled." (Gallery: Grammy winners and the stars on the red carpet) The Chicks had a difficult time in the years before recording "Taking the Lo

03/22/07-whoohoo!!!!
I forgot to mention this yesterday, but we got Cookie's back taxes in the mail yesterday! YAY! So now I can go out and buy our baby's new pack n' play bed, and either the stroller or the bedset. I could actually get both, but I don't know if I want to get them both today. I'm thinking I will probably get the stroller system today, as then I can breathe easier about having a car seat and the stroller AND the bed...instead of just having my pretty bedset I picked out. LOL...next items on the list are the swing, A space rug, and some wall hangings. Early this summer/Late Spring, my dad and mom are going to help me transform the guest bedroom. BOTH the kids will be occupying it. But, it has wallpaper that was put up when I was 7 still, which is peeling in places. So we have to steam the paper off, and we are going to paint it a nice sage green color....which will look alright with the mauve carpet (according to my mother), and will also match the baby's bedset. Then we will look for a wa

Whoot, I'm Home!!
update in bulletpoints: *i have to do a project that's over a month late, go procrastination and lack of attendance! *gettysburg rocks more than ursinus, ursinus sucks so now i'm down to 2 colleges *my hostess at gettysburg was soooooo awsome! that was the most fun i've ever had on an overnight (and her friends were hilarious) *note to self: i've become MORE shy in real life, therefore i must get out of the house more *robert is gonna MAYBE kick evan's ass for me (finally!!) cuz evan talks to him more than he talks to me and is confusing me *allergies are coming up QUICK *i hope there are no more random big bugs in my room, i'm still pissed that i smushed one on my nelly poster (ON THE WHITE BACKGROUND!!!) with my shoe and it was gross *i've started wearin my rings again (o how i missed them!) *planning a "beach week" with some friends of mine and my mom to go to rehobeth the week after graduation ^_^ yay beach week!! *i added more pix before i left and i might be adding a f

Whoooooooo Hoooooooo!!
Okay ya'll I have updated my profile!!! Made it less melancholy but more upbeat with my daughters and mine's fave new video!!! check it out!!! OH and i posted the lyrics for those who cant understand what shes sayin!!! Hugsssssss to those who have been standing by me... no news is good news but still havent been in for the next phase another damn mamogram but keeping my fingers crossed that it will be benign!!!! hugssssss and much love, Catherine aka fallenangelteegra

Whoop Whoop!!!
Well, I guess one person CAN make a difference..since my last blog entry, I've talked with both my bf and his mother, and it seems that I've gotten through to her, at least on some level. Since her initial reaction of "we need to just avoid each other", we've talked, and now, even if she's still got that mentality (we all know that won't change over night) she's not showing it around me or Daniel (my bf). We actually spent the entire weekend around her, and that word never once came out of her mouth. I can tell times when she wants to say it, but she catches herself and changes what she was about to say. It's amazing what a conversation can do. I think that what got to her, and got her to listen was when she actually TALKED to me, and saw how it hurt me to think about Destiny. Hey, if it took me showing someone that their words really hurt me to change the situation, it was worth it. I can't play Ms. Tough Girl all the time. Anyways...since my last blog entry was a freaking boo

Whoot...whoot
Its funny how everyone gets worked up about ratings and things...You think I care if someone rates me a 1...nope!!! I dont care if u think Im ugly or whatever...u r intitled to your own opinion...dont think Im gonna lose sleep over the fact that you dont like me...cuz i wont!! U mean notta to me!! And its not like Im innocent by no means.... Like I havent looked at a pic and said this person is ugly and laughed but that my opinion and i keep it to myself. Everyone fights and says grow up and act like adults but maybe some people on here dont know how to be civilizated!! Maybe they like to cause drama so they can feel better about themselves...who knows their reasons...but the more we let them know it bothers us the more ammo they have against us...Its a lose/lose situatation!! No matter how much we complain or talk about it... it will happen anyways. We are all different and thats how it is..But its the difference that makes us who we are... and if are happy with yourself then you shou

Whoo Hoo!!!!
I am so frickin excited! I got my diamond ring today. Thank you Dingo! So much! Hope you like your present I got you! Your the best man! And if thats not exciting, I also got Diamond earrings today from Jagerdude. Thank you so much! You guys are the greatest! :)

Whoo Hoo
Sooo yea, went to the race for Sunday June 3. Well I found out that Hoobastank was puttin on a concert at the Garnier Fructis stage....so I wanted to see them! Well I got to the stage at like 9(they weren't playin until 11)and saw that a guy with the band was giving out VIP passes. So I went to the guy and was like, what do I have to do to get a VIP pass. Everyone had to do stupid and funny shit to get a pass. So he told me I had to go around and get 10 peices of gum from 10 different people. So I went around to EVERYONE and asked for gum. Well 3 people gave me their chewed gum cuz they didn't have a regular peice. So the chewed peices he said counted as 2 each. So with 3 ABC gum I had 6 peices...and I managed to get the 4 other peices from different people, and won the VIP pass! I was right in front of the stage, practically on it. I had my arms resting on the stage lets just put it that way. Then when the concert was over me and the other 5 people who got the passes got t

Whoops
I totally forgot I had a CherryTap account. I've been very distracted these past few weeks. Been going through a lot of personal issues, and won't really have them resolved for about a week. Sorry to those who sent me mail and friend requests, and hopefully I'll be back on a more regular basis pretty soon.

Whooo Hoooo
*Does happy dance* I just got my paycheck I just got my paycheck. . . .ooooh its more than I expected!!! YAY. . . I'm am such a hard core happy camper right now you don't even know. . . Money makes me happy!!!!!

Whoo Hooo
So I've had a couple very exciting things happen to me all together. I just got back from walking all the way down to the conveniance store that is fairly far from my house. It is within walking distance but its a long walk and on a day like to day it is a blistering hot walk. well I walked down in order to purchase a pack of cigarettes and get a roll of quarters for laundry purposes. I get to the tesoro grab a soda and ask the guy for a pack now it turns out there is a special on my brand so I got two for one and. . .the guy didn't ID me. Now I am legally old enough to smoke and I had my id on me but its still wicked cool that I wasn't Id'd cause that means I actually look my age which is definitely exciting! And then rather than having to walk home a bus pulled up at precisely the time I was walking past the stop so oooo. I got a free pack and no blisteringly hot walk home. . .How neat is that

Whoo Hoo I Level'd
ok. I will say my thanks first. THANK YOU ALL FOR THOSE THAT CAME TO RATE, FAN AND ADD....THANKS TO YOU ALL AND A SURVEY.... I MANAGED TO LEVEL TO EPIC CHERRY (14) IN LESS THAN A WEEK. YA'LL ARE AWESOME!! THANKS. I'M GONNA TRY AND DO IT AGAIN....26 THOUSAND and some odd points. I'LL SEE IF IT'S POSSIBLE TO DO IT AGAIN!!

Whoo Hoo!!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070627/people_nm/sales_dc Bon Jovi scores first No. 1 album since 1988 By Katie Hasty Wed Jun 27, 3:22 PM ET NEW YORK (Billboard) - Bon Jovi topped the U.S. album charts for the first time since 1988 on Wednesday, while rock duo the White Stripes scored a personal best with a No. 2 debut for their latest release. Bon Jovi's "Lost Highway" sold 292,000 copies in the week ended June 24, the rock troupe's biggest one-week sum since Nielsen SoundScan began tracking sales data in 1991. The Island/Mercury Nashville set is Bon Jovi's third No. 1 album, joining 1988's "New Jersey" and 1987's "Slippery When Wet." Sales were fueled in part by the group's new country fanbase, wrangled in with the Grammy-winning 2006 hit "Who Says You Can't Go Home" featuring Sugarland's Jennifer Nettles. The White Stripes' "Icky Thump" sold 223,000 copies. Jack and Meg White have enjoyed increasing success with each new album: 2005's "Get Behind Me Satan,"

Whoohooo!!
Well I went to Watertown NY last night, that was the nearest best buy and circuit city to me. like a hr and half away.. sucks to have to drive that far to shop. Well anyways I bought a new hard drive at best buy! YAY!!!! WOOooOOoooooooT! So my friend said last night he would work on it and install windows and all that for me. So I pray that my wireless will work! If it does guess whos back on baby!! haha And I suckered my hubbie into getting me a new game. Which I didn't think he would go for.. but haha! So I got "the darkness" awesome game soo far! I'm lovin it and soo fracken happy! YAY!!!!!!!!! Yea Im in a dork mood!

Whooo....hooooo Level 18.. :)
I want to thank all of you just now for rateing all my stuffies.. lol Hey I finally made it to Level 18.............Dam.. that was a hard one.. LMFAO!!!! I will be back i na few and give back the love to ya all.. :) Until I run out or rates and shit comments anyway.. ROFL!!!!!!!! Thanks ya'll again for helping me .. Soooooooooooooo very much appreciated!!!! :) (((((((((((((((STARTS TO RUN AROUND THE ROOOOOM DOING THE HAPPY GET YOUR FREAK ON ZOMBIE DANCE.......lol......Oooooouch... I fall down and go BOooooooooooooooom...))))))))))))))) ;) :P LMAO!!

Whoop Whoop
Whoop! Whoop whoop! There's just something 'bout your Whoop whoop! It makes me wanna whoop whoop! I just can't help but whoop whoop! There's just something 'bout your Whoop whoop! Whoop whoop! Whoop whoop got me jumpin' through hoops 'Cause a day without your love girl, I can't recoup Send chills down my spine every time we touch You say come here I get in gear, like poppin' the clutch That rush like you're rollin' down a hill You said, "Be still, I got a chill!" I said, "Okay girl, I will!" With the sweat accumulating in a pool in your navel I'm rockin' your body 'cause I'm willin' and able Truth not fable, I make the bed sing like the movies on cable Holdin' on tight sittin' tall in the saddle Your heels inside just like spurrin' cattle Hearts in rhythm, nibble on my ear please be my friend Your hair is gettin' tangled 'cause I make your body tingle By the hair of my chinny-chin chin, gotta get your Whoop whoop! It makes me wanna whoop whoop! I just

Whoop Oh Yeah Momma Does The Happy Dance
I just love this time of year. The kids are heading off to school tomorrow. oh yeah! thats a few hours a day to myself to do what I want without little bitty prying tattle tail eyes around. Oh yeah! doing nakie happy dance. oh yeah! oh yeah! oh yeah!

Whoot...................sex With You............
Somewhere out there tonight I know that you're waiting As hot and horny as I am Mouth watering Knees knocking Craving what I've been craving All night long I just can't hold it back or in any longer These naughty feelings that you inspire Tonight I must confess My hidden secret longing lover is this I wanna have sex with you Don't wanna make love Don't want nothing even close All I want All I need is your carnal cure to fulfill my wildest fantasys Loving you long Loving you slow No strings attached No hearts broken No promises made Just this and only this one simple thing do I wanna do Tonight All night long Don't care if it's right or if it's wrong I just wanna have sex with you I'll use my mouth I'll use my hands I'll use whatever it takes to please you Tease you Make you mine for a short time No commitments No wedding ring Just a few stolen hours together is all that I'm asking for Away from any and all pryi

Whoopie Goldberg Is A Stupid Fucking Cunt
She is defending Michael Vick, saying that dog fights were common where he grew up....it's still illegal you stupid fucking cunt, I hope a dog bites her fucking face off, and I hope Vick gets anal raped over and over then gets shived, fucking piece of shit.

Whoopie For Hump Day!!!!
Hump day has FINALLY made it here. It sure didn't get here soon enough for me. It was all I could do to drag myself out of bed this morning...temp. here is about 49...rather chilly, and crawlin' out from underneath the warm covers, was not what I was wanting to do....pulling them up over my head and saying poo on everything, would have been what I would have rather done. For those of you who have stash missing... I went into support lounge yesterday, to see if there was anything I could find out reguarding our missing stashes. I was assured that our missing stashes WILL return...that they're not gone. I do so hope they are right. Whoever I talked to was going to report again to the 'higher up's', that the problem with the stashes was still going on. She said they are also having problems with pictures, although I don't think I've had any problems with them...just my stash. I did tell them that there were alot of my friends who were naturally upset, as we have spent hour

Who Or What Are They?angels That Is!!!
So what do you believe what is an angel ? is it something we see in films a person with wings being used by god to help others ? or could it be something else ? someone being used in a way they dont understand themselves ok i changed my name a few months ago then everything around me changes to..... I will help anybody that asks if i can i would give my soul to help it i knew it would help im all about my friends ok im sorry i went off the deepend a few months ago but maybe this was all part of what was to come i just dont know .. hell not even sure what im typing right now but maybe someone out there will show me the meaning of my ramblings so once again sorry for bad spellings but it flows better this way Azrael or just call me Rob your call!!

Whoo Hoo!
So today was a good day. I had a pretty good interview with Extraco (fingers crossed), got the checks(4)for the vacations hours I had at my old job and I won concert tickets. I actually won something. Me. I never win anything. I'm going to see Gym Class Heroes, Plain White T's and Fall Out Boy live in concert! Whoo hoo! I can't wait. As bad as it is to say, I haven't been to a concert since Vanilla Ice lol. I guess it's about time to update my concert viewing. LOL Will update you all on Wednesday. Yea!

Whooooo Hooooo Look @ These Hotties
THE BLUE LOUNGE PROUDLY PRESENTS THE BLUE LOUNGE HOTTIE'S ..................... evil angel ~ Blue Lounge Manager ~@ fubar DJ Gem~ Bigs Queen~Daddys Freak~Bar Manager@The Blue Lounge~FU-GF 2 My Hot Mama ~ A Tru Blu Bitch ~@ fubar ♥Angel ♥ Manager @Club Adrenaline~Bartender for Blue Lounge~Owned by Punk@ fubar *Mamasita**Owned by DJ MAD*Staff @ The Blue Lounge*FU-GF To DJ MAD& Fu GF To DJ MEG@ fubar "Mrs.G" ~{Goalie's Queen}~ ***R/L G/F & FU- WIFE 2 GOALIE_1 *** ~OWNED BY DJ DIXIE~@ fubar Jasmin´~Bartender~The Blue Lounge~@ fubar insanegurl-personal assistant to Big Bumpin head of security@bluelounge@ fubar **NEWORLEANSGIRL**Greeter @ The Blue Lounge@ fubar Darcy.(Personal assistant for DJ.Lost @ The Blue Lounge)@ fu

Whoop Oh Yeah
So on Saturday I finally have a date with Christinas friend Michael. After a month. Lol. If hed have gotten over his stubbornness it would have been sooner. He told me to make sure I dress in old clothes because I will be getting dirty. Whoop. Nothing I like better than getting dirty and hopefull muddy. Im just an country girl at heart. Im meeting him at 9am at her house on Saturday morning and we are leaving from there. Damn hes hot and very sexy. He told me last night on the phone he cant wait to kiss my lucsious lips again. I personally cant wait to kiss him again either. damn. lol So anyway, Time to feed the kids then take them out trick or treating. kisses all.

Whoo Hoo
I guess I get around... "Triba...: wow now your someone elses again you sure get around wow... like my status really means that I belong to someone.. this whole jealousy thing is getting old and the mire it happens the more pissed off I get...

Whoops.
My dog broke my Special Lady Friend's nose last week. I live in a great old turn-of-the-century home with beautiful wood floors. In front of our couch we have a rug. My SLF was laying on said couch trying to rest after a night shift. Our dog, who is very mild mannered, but excitable was roosting around when the SLF called her. Predictably the pooch ran across the wood floor Scooby Doo style, spinning everywhere. When the dog reached the rug she vaulted from about 2mph to around 95mph in less than six feet. Porsche, Mercedes Benz, or even Maserati would be proud with that acceleration, but it wasn't good for the SLF's nose. At least blood and mucus are easy to clean up off wood floors. The SLF works with trauma all the time and it was an impressive sight when she reset her now crooked and flat nose. I asked her what gave her the strength to painful wrench her nose back like that and she just said, "I was scared it would stay that way if I didn't do it."

Whoo Hoo
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"

Whoos In De Cat House
Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass... There's at least 1 person on your fubar that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits" The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a message to their inbox, not a reply to this bulletin, saying "Im yours". If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it". SCARED? THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your BP that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you..haha.. SO... re-post as "Friends with Benefits", as it doesn't matter if your married, in a relationship,or single..You opened it so you HAVE to repost it! A test of your bravery.. I wasn't scared..

Whoooohoooo !!!
WHOOOOHOOOO!!!!!! Check out all these awesome people!!!! ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Lee - My Gorgeous Aussie, the only reason I'd move to other side of the world. Jess@ fubar Lea aka baby_girl- My Favorite Niece (she pays me to say that) lol baby_girl~♥~Fu-Wife of Evil13d~♥~@ fubar Julie - Best Friend that anyone could ever ask for ~CHEROKEELADY~@ fubar ~ . ~ . ~ . ~ . ~ . ~ . ~ . ~ . ~ . ~ . ~ . ~ . ~ People you should get to know. Rate / Fan / Add them, you won't regret it. ♥HOT Marina♥Lust goddess♥lover to Gary *2nd Alarm Hottie* ♥ Club F.A.R♥@ fubar Lady Victoria *Eclectic Pagan*@ fubar Evil~ Hottie~Sisters ~For ~Life@ fubar CHEVANNA~~VICE-PRESIDENT OF THE INDEPENDENT FAMILY~~@ fubar Rosepetals~*Confederate Bombers Family@ fubar ~Just Meee™~S.B.A.B.~I.B.I.C.~Club Far~

Whoop! My First Blog!
Hmm, this is some new territory to me. Never ran a blog before. To anyone who may happen to read this, i'll warn you now, It's gonna suck! Turn back while you still can. Ok, here i go! Ramble, ramble, ramble, ramble, ramble, blah, blah, blah. Oh, and before i forget, plz rate, fan, add, worship me! Just kidding, i don't give a rats ass! And that's the bottom line, cuz Forny said so!

Whoooooooohooooooooo!!!!
I have a job possibility! Citibank is going to call me at 3:40pm tomorrow for a phone screening...if this works out, I will likely have an interview with them in the next week or two! UPDATE 2/18: Interview, 9AM tomorrow! If that goes well, I may be joining the workforce soon!

Whooohooo
oh and just another note, my estranged husband is finally going to file for divorce this week i hope. YAY me!!! and the best part, were actually getting along now. lol it only took 3 yrs of hell and having a screwed up relationship to become amicable about things lol go figure

Whooo Hooo Blocked
Nikki...Stiletto Girls@ fubar she blocked me for being an atheist. cool but im not an atheist. she knows nothing and wont even respond when I try to tell here what I am. She is a very good little Christan girl who has a holier-than-thou attitude but post dirty pics of herself then deletes them point whore up.

Whoo Know....
Well i just found out last night that i Made the Dean's List In school and i have a Kick ass GPA .. Im doing great .. and the teacher said that he see me being on of the best in the class .. whooo hooo go me go meee and in lil less then 2 years ill have my AOS Degree in Computer Aided Drafting and Design Architectural.. well have great day all XOXOXOX =D

Whoop Whoop
WANNA OWN YOUR VERY OWN JUGGALO/ JUGGALETTE??? THEN YOU HAVE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! I AM STARTING MY VERY FIRST AUCTION!!! THE AUCION IS NOW OPEN FOR BIDDING!!!! PLEASE REPOST THIS AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE!!! MMFWCL TO ALL!!!!! Brought to you by... Dj_Lette™~DLS DJ~Juggalo Mafia~FU-Owned By Montana Cowgirl F/A/R/C!!!@ fubar HERE ARE THE PEOPLE YOU COULD OWN. IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN OWNING ONE OF THESE FINE ASS JUGGALOS/JUGGALETTES JUST CLICK THE PICTURE OF THE ONE YOU WANT TO BID ON AND START BIDDING!!!

Whoooa Wats She Doing Now!!!
******************* HEY COME CHECK US OUT LOTS OF GREAT MUSIC ~~~~~~~~~ ***GUESS WHAT*** *HORNY ANGEL* (on cam behaving of course=) 11:00 safe for work lol ~~~~~~~~~ LIVE DJS TAKING REQUEST ALL THE DRINKS U WANT GREAT STAFF NO DRAMA ******************* ¤♥HøRñ¥ ÂñGê£♥¤™ {D.S.C} oWnEr Of *Th E fU©K sHoP*@ fubar

Who Or What Can I Forgive Today, And Make My Day A Better One?
Forgiveness is all-powerful. Forgiveness heals all ills. --Catherine Ponder Getting mad at someone, a friend perhaps, is normal. Everybody gets mad sometimes. But when we stay mad for very long, it ruins all the fun we'd planned on having throughout the day. Staying mad multiplies. Sometimes it seems we are mad at the dog, our mom, and another friend, even the TV. Forgiving the people we're mad at works like magic. We don't even have to forgive them out loud. We can forgive them in our own minds. The result is the same. Pretty soon the whole day looks bright again. When we're mad, we are the ones who suffer most. Who can I forgive today, and make my day a better one?

Whooop!
Getting a new TAT Saturday!!! Getting rid of of the memories of my ex and having his name taken off my body and progressing into the future! Thinking about a wings of fire with my Philips name to replace the old.. Honestly people if this marriage does not work.. I'm going back to women.. LOL

Whoopwhoop
=== 'Horny??JUGGALO!!(JuGgAlO Mafi@~DoN-MEg@)†WÌZ†ÌÐ MÖñKÈ¥HÄ§ M¥ }{€Ã®† 4L¥f'' wrote the following at '2008-08-30 10:19:50'.. > > Yup, you read that right! Tomorrow, that's Saturday, August 30th, we've got something to tell you Canadian Juggalos about! Actually, we're telling you about it today, but it's goin' down Tomorrow. Anyway, this is your chance to go out and party with your fellow Canadian Juggalos! Here's a poster with all related info for the get together: > > They've also got all the info you need compiled into a nice myspace page you can get to by clicking Myspace.com/SouthernOntMiniGOTJ!

Whoot We Getting Married
.....is proud to announce our ..... THE FU WEDDING OF Kenn & Enchantress September 21st @ 9:00pm cst/ 10:00pm est SO PLZ DONT MISS THE BEAUTIFUL BINDING OF THESE 2 SPIRITS!!!! So What Are You Waiting For? (click here to enter) We are getting fu-Married all is welcome to Join this. SO Come have some good times and Some Drinks and Great Tunes . Can't Wait to see you there.

Whoot To Confidence!!!!!!!!
***FUBARS MOST AMAZING Woman*** This woman rocks to the fullest!!She is having the most kick a$$ Happy Hour on the planet! IT STARTS AT 8 FU TIME SO BE THERE! She is always doing things to help others on here and now its her turn!!!!! Who is she you ask? Why none other than the always beautiful, sexxy ♊ DJ SOFT "Deputy Chief 2nd Alarm Hotties Elite" and DJ @ Fallen Angels@ fubar Please Go show mad love to her because SHE WILL BE BLINGING THE HEAVIEST RATERS!!F/R/A if you havent yet! Re rate if you have!Bling her!Comment her..etc! And Plz Let her Know i sent you!xoxo'

Whoo!
lickin lickin in yer plush bush push push push ya buttons til the buttons stretch from yer yer aroused breasts heaving of yer chest and sweats yer skin, yer juices all the rest lickin lickin lick flickin switchin betwen clit and tit twistin tweakin u like a stereo like an arial w/ yer areolas goosebumpin and yer thighs pumpin 2 get that proper frequency of sighs and movement w/ yer thighs finally thrusting my head so my tongue will go deeper u r the keeper of my mouth 2nite and my fingers 2 play u like a new orleans stride on mardi gras and the sweat is like throwing beads on her breasts breasts that bring ot the beast 2 feast on my mouth or maybe it's me that just delights in the buffet that u supply ...and u demand me lick inside yer thighs like a obese customer obsessing over snow crab legs begging 4 more u see yer flesh food as my food 2 b eaten and eaten and eaten and eaten until yer juices flow like the ocean that i captured u from...cum so sweet and sticky and all over

Whoops!
Yesterday there was a groom in to pick up his tuxedo. This isn't all that odd, in a tuxedo rental shop. When someone's tux is shipped in, they come into the store to try it on. The process for us is to give them the pants, shoes, and shirt to try on, then we give them the vest and coat on when they come out of the dressing room. This particular groom was SO nervous about getting married, that he put on the shirt, and the shoes, and came out of the dressing room....sans pantalones. At least he had skivies on, lmao.

Whoot! There Is Something Normal About Me!!!!
If you get more than 30, I strongly recommend some counseling.If you get more than 20, you’re paranoid.If you get 11-20, you are normal.If you get 10 or less, you’re fearless.Tag 10 of your friends and find out whether or not they suffer paranoia.I fear ...[ ] black people[ ] white people[x]the dark[x] staying single forever[x] being a parent[x] being myself in front of others[ ] open spaces[x] closed spaces[x] heights[x] dogs ( only BIG ones)[ ] birds[ ] fish[ ] spiders[ ] flowers or other plantsTotal So Far: 7[ ] being touched[ ] fire[x] deep water[ ] snakes[ ] silk[ ] the ocean[x] failure[ ] success[ ] thunder/lightning[ ] frogs/toads[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends mom[ ] rats[ ] snow[ ] roller coasters (ones that go upside down)Total So Far: 9[ ] rain[ ] wind[ ] crossing hanging bridges[ ] death[ ] being robbed/mugged[x] falling[ ] clowns[x] large crowds of unknown people[ ] men[ ] women[ ] having great responsibilities[ ] doctors[ ] torna

Whoops...
I've been in the midsts of moving all week, and accidentally packed my phone charger and have yet to find it, so if anyone has been trying to get a hold of me (texts, IMs, calls) my phone is dead. Not ignoring anyone... sorry about this :P

Whoop Whoop!!
I worked out this morning that after today, I have just eight working days in the next four weeks. Between Berlin, my mate Dave visiting, and the time off next week for a our li'l weekend away, I'm blowing most of my remaining leave for the year. Awesumz.

Whoopi On Patrick: I Owe Him Much
WireImage As the news of Patrick Swayze's death spreads through the community, his friends and colleagues are beginning to remember happier times and reflect on the actor's legacy. Whoopi Goldberg shared her thoughts on how she will remember the fallen star. "Patrick was a really good man, a funny man and one to whom I owe much that I can't ever repay," she said in a statement. "I believe inGhost's message, so he'll always be near." Swayze passed away on Monday surrounded by his family after a long battle with

Whoop Whoop!
(Open with music) My mission will leave you wishin for more cause I’m goin to kick this beat to the floor, an if you think I’m only ramblin, ya’ll can take a hike, cause my flow is smooth it’s like riding a bike. And my rhymes are a gamble, an throwin the dice, yeah my words are a thief, an I’m makin a hist. An if you want to step to me know, I won’t think twice. (Musical Interlude) Cause this lyrical quest is a contest of jest, that comes from to much stress, even when your doin your best an life’s still a mess, but if you don’t like what I got to say, just go away or put me to the test. But if you swing ya fist an get me pissed, you better not miss, cause I’m hot to trout, an one shots all you got, cause once I start I won’t stop tell ya drop! (Musical Interlude) An the transition of my mission is about to unfold so get in the pit an jump around like bout to explode. Cause the sins of a nation are goin to be told. No they do

Whoo
lickin lickin in yer plush bush push push push ya buttons til the buttons stretch from yer yer aroused breasts heaving of yer chest and sweats yer skin, yer juices all the rest lickin lickin lick flickin switchin between clit and tit twistin tweakin u like a stereo like an aerial w/ yer areolas goosebumpin and yer thighs pumpin 2 get that proper frequency of sighs and movement w/ yer thighs finally thrusting my head so my tongue will go deeper u r the keeper of my mouth 2nite and my fingers 2 play u like a new orleans stride on mardi gras and the sweat is like throwing beads on her breasts breasts that bring to the beast 2 feast on my mouth or maybe it's me that just delights in the buffet that u supply ...and u demand me lick inside yer thighs like a obese customer obsessing over snow crab legs begging 4 more u see yer flesh food as my food 2 b eaten and eaten and eaten and eaten until yer juices flow like the ocean that i captured u from...cum so sweet and sticky and all over my face

Who Or What Can It Be Now?
I’ve been remiss in updating my fubar blogs and I apologize. Let’s get down to brass tacks shall we? As you have noticed (or not) I spend very little to any time on fubar anymore. It’s just not fun anymore. Why? It’s not the constant point whoring or the relentless begging. That’s been happening on fubar from its inception. It’s part of fubars “charm”. The real reason I avoid this place like the plague is…I’m terribly lonely. Sure I make small talk to various people but it’s not “real”. But you might say “ how is it not real?” It’s two people interacting. It is and it isn’t. I can’t see your facial expressions. I can’t hold your hand. I can’t open up to you. I want to see you roll your eyes when I make a bad pun. Or perhaps smile when I say something that means a lot to me/you. There’s something totally cold and clinical about just typing words on a sc

Who Picks Who Gets To Play God?
So, let me put it into simple terms... My neice, my sisters beautiful new little baby, that has had less than 3 months on this planet, has just been diagnosed with a congenital heart defect that requires regular complex surgery to ease the strain on her tiny heart caused by a narrowing of the valves and ventricles. The benefits of the surgery, called a Konno procedure, are not long-term, so she will have to undergo repeated operations as her heart grows and the old repairs harden. What fucks me off is all this costs money, money that my sister doesn't have. What I want to know is who decides how much this stuff costs, and who decides how much to charge to save that little babies life, and when did they become god, in charge of life and death? I mean come on, we live in a world where people like bill gates has $50 billion, warren buffet $42 billion, and paul allen $22 billion. Who deccided that their comfort was more important than a childs life? Who is it who sits

Who Profits From Drugs?
Here is a video that shows what the War on Drugs is really about. The first couple of minutes are in Dutch, but the rest is English. Check it out at: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=864268000924014458&hl=en

Who People Are
Ya know one thing I have learned in life is a few simple rules of life. 1. Believe none of what you hear, and half of what you see, and you'll have a pretty clear picture. 2. Expect people to be EXACTLY who they have proven themselves to be in the past. 3. I essentially see people as honest until they prove me otherwise. I try to live by these rules, and so far, they haven't steered me wrong. Oh yeah, and the past really is the past, unless it applies to a present situation..Then it's presence yet again. (For people who've made the same mistake more than once). Just some words of wisdom. Peace Out! Thunderkiss65

Who Pisses Me Off
1. People who talk on the phone, smoke and drive with their elbows. 2. People who ask a/s/l and don't read profiles first. Normally the same people have no profile. 3. People who complain about the government and don't vote! 4. My next door neighbors (a crack whore (mother), petifile (husband), murderer (oldest daughter) 5. People who are nasty to you only after you were nice to them. 6. Co-workers who you get along with and then turn on you to save their own ass! 7. Government officials who put themselves above the law. (more to come)

Who Picks Up Broken Hearts?
It's all for naught. Every year is a sacrificial lamb. I stand by, numb, complacent, And empty, Dwelling in a place that is no longer home. I hold you responsible For the destruction. How can I begin to find The pieces of a heart That was broken before It was ever made whole?

Whopper Of A Giant Squid Washed Up On The Australian Beach
One of the largest giant squid ever found washed up on a beach in southern Australia this month. The squid was discovered on a beach late at night on the western shores of Tasmania. The great beast weighed 250 kilograms (550 pounds) and was 8 meters (26 feet) long from head to tentacle-the same length as a school bus. "It's a whopper," declared Genefor Walker-Smith, zoologist at the Tasmanian Museum. It is believed to be of the largest giant squid ever found. Scientists took samples from it fur further study, hoping it will offer crucial insights into the creature's habits and habitat. Giant squid can grow to a length of 10 meters (33 feet) or more and weigh more than 275 kilograms (600 pounds). The marine animal is exceeded only in size by the Colossal squid which can exceed 14 meters (45 feet) in length. Earlier this year fishermen in New Zealand captured a Colossal squid for the first time

Who Remembers Making Out?!?!?!?!?!
Who remembers making out? Current mood: naughty Remember back in the day, when we as a people weren't concerned with getting ass, we weren't concerned with how big our dicks were, or how wet our pussy got, or how we were just gonna put it on somebody? Back in the day we looked forward to making out. Yeah, I said it, making out. Remember when you used to kiss your girl until your mouth was dry, your lips hurt, and you could barely breathe? Don't even get me started on how I used to act like I was being slick and accidentally rub up against the titty...haha then put my whole hand on it and hope that I didn't get slapped so I could keep it there. Tell me you didn't get amped the first time you unclamped a bra. Make out sessions were where I perfected my two fingered bra unsnapping technique! Thank goodness I learned then cause it damn sure comes in handy now. Who remembers how you used to take your finger and rub the inside of your girls jeans haha hoping that you didn't ge

Who R U????
You scored as Tommy Lee. You are Tommy Lee! The Motley Crue bad boy who likes picking fights and wearing pvc and facepaint!.......Although you have the sense to film you supermodel girlfriend suckin you off!Tommy Lee95%Jimi Hendrix85%Kurt Cobain80%Ozzy Osbourne!80%James Hetfield75%Billie Joe Armstrong75%Slash70%What Bad Ass Rock Legend Are you? *with pictures*created with QuizFarm.com

Whore & The Madonna
So, let's talk about sex. OK, get that gleam outta your eye. Not in THAT way. :) I hear a lot "but you are such a good girl, and yet you have those PICTURES!" And I gotta wonder -- how much of the Madonna/whore dichotomy is still going on in our society, that in 2006, I'm still getting these comments that imply you can't be a good girl and still like sex? Two weeks, I actually had a guy work pretty hard to seduce me just 'cuz I've got this good girl thing going for me. Like, he thought I was going to be reluctant to be seduced because, let's face it -- my exterior looks kinda scream "librarian" or "schoolteacher." He was cute, he had the sexiest mind I've ever run across, he figured out my sexual proclivities after an hour of conversation, and he challenged me in ways I hadn't been challenged before. Of COURSE I was willing to be seduced. I mean, let's face it -- I AM a good girl. I love animals and kids. I tell random strangers I like their clothes or hair or eyes. I

Who Really Cares About Bruce On Lc/ct
i am just curious as to know who really likes me or cares about me here on LC/CT it's something i have been thinking of for sometime now from Bruce oh if you could leave comments in the blog then i will know either way from Bruce

Whore
put my name in your mouth and swallow it whole. i want everyone to mention my profile to all their friends and such, maybe if your lucky ill give you my number and we can chat one on one, top promoter of keeping my name spread will be recieving some hot photos (including nudes) so let the gossip lips start flowing

Who Remembers These??
You remember Don Johnson when he was "cool" You know who shot J.R You remember when Michael Jackson was actually considered something of a sex symbol You practice getting in and out of your car through the windows You owned at least one skinny leather tie. Your first Walkman weighed 10 pounds and was the size of a brick. You wore L.A. Gear tennis shoes. You know the meaning of Wax on/Wax Off You're always "in the mood for dancing" If you can "See Better" with sunglasses that have paint splattered all over the lenses. You wore lace gloves with the fingers cut off, bangle bracelets up to your elbows, bright red Reebok high tops and parachute pants to a school dance You need a shopping cart to carry your personal stereo with you. You remember what Michael Jackson looked like before the surgery. You go rollerskating every Friday night (not to skate, but to 'hang out') You still want to take Karate...(after you move to California) You wa

Whorehouse
A little boy hears the word "whorehouse" in school and asks his father what it means. His father is quite shocked, and replies: "Well, uh... you go there to... have a good time." The boy starts screaming and hollering that he wants to go there too, but his father insists that he's too young. Saturday night his dad and a few friends go to "Suzie's" to "have a good time," not knowing the little boy is following them. After his father leaves, the little boy enters the whorehouse and tells the madame that he too wants to have a good time. She's a bit puzzled at first, but being a kind-hearted lady, she gives him three doughnuts and tells him to leave. Later that night he comes home, his parents all worried. His father approaches him first and asks him where he's been. "IN A WHOREHOUSE!" he screams proudly. "WHAT? Well... uh... how was it?" "I managed the first two without any problem, but I just licked the last one."

Whore Train! Choo-choo!
For those of you that don't know, this is called a whore train. The way it works is you click reply to this blog, copy and paste this in a new bulltin with a link to your profile at the bottom. The rules are simple, 1. Don't jump in front of the conductor. 2. Don't try to take anyone elses seat. 3. Rate EVERY PROFILE in front of you a 10. Tanks For Joing This Whore Train. (Be careful that you don't catch herpes!) martese@ CherryTAP The Bitch Is Back!@ CherryTAP B_enny@ CherryTAP Madhatter@ CherryTAP Bri@ CherryTAP Dead Body Man@ CherryTAP daddy@ CherryTAP t-dawg@ CherryTAP

Whore Me!
PLEASE GO RATE THIS CHERRY. SHES A SWEETIE. ADD HER AS A FRIEND AND CHECK OUT HER PRIVATE ALBUM OPEN FOR THE DAY!JUST CLICK THE PICTURE!t0ni*bella a.K.a suPerw0man@ CherryTAP ALSO PLEASE GO VOTE FOR HER IN THE 20 SEXIEST CHERRIES CONTEST CLICK THE PIC BELOW AND RATE ALL 4 OF HER PICTURES (PICS # 5-8) t0ni*bella a.K.a suPerw0man@ CherryTAP YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO COME CHECK OUT THE HOTTEST LOUNGE EVER TOO, WITH THE BEST MUSIC. SHOW STOPPIN RADIO! (repost of original by 'sUpErW0MaN -- & winny's bestest friend in the whole world ¢¾' on '2006-11-17 04:03:22') (repost of original by '~ MISS SHERRIE ™ ~' on '2006-11-17 04:04:59')

Whores, And Fires, And Jersey Oh My
I had been offered a job in NYC, and had moved there with little to no planning. The consequence of that was I had to live in a motel until I found an apartment. My company had agreed to pay my moving expenses up until I had arrived in the area. Once I got there, I knew my living expenses were my bill, and that I had to be somewhat cheap. My first paycheck was a long time away. I rolled into the area, just before dark. I saw a sign for a very small hotel with a blue sign. This was my last night on some one else's bill. The bulletin board read "Trucker's welcome. Affordable rates." Sounded good, and I figured if it was good enough for a trucker it was good enough for me. I parked went inside, and told the Indian gentlemen behind the counter that I wanted a room. He looked me up and down and then said in very broken English "You Want Yes" I said yes. I ask him if he took travelers checks. He got this weird look on his face, and went into the back roo

Who Reads My Bulletins, (not Many, Often None)
HEY I REPOST A LOT OF BULLETINS, AND PUT UP A FEW OF MY OWN. SOME ARE FUNNY, SOME ARE FILLED WITH GOOD INFORMATION, SO ARE JUST TRYING TO PIMP SOMEONE OUT. NOW I REPOST YOURS. IF YOU DON'T WANT TO REPOST OR COMMENT ON MINE THAT IS FINE. BUT I WOULD LIKE FOR YOU TO AT LEAST GLANCE AT THEM. I OFTEN POST BULLETINS THAT GET NO VIEWS AT ALL. AND I DON'T THINK I HAVE EVER HAD MORE THAN 4 VIEWS. I CHECK OUT YOURS, I COMMENT AND REPOST ON LOTS OF THEM, BUT I AT LEAST TRY AND LOOK, YES MISS A LOT OF THEM, THERE ARE TONS OUT THERE. COULD YOU AT LEAST TRY TO LOOK AT SOME OF MINE. IT WOULD MAKE ME FEEL LIKE MY THOUGHTS, FEELINGS AND IDEA'S HAVE SOME VALUE. AND THAT YOU CARE. AND WE ALL NEED EGO BOOSTS FROM TIME TO TIME. IT IS FUNNY. I GET MORE PEOPLE LOOKING AT MY BLOGS THAN MY BULLETINS. THAT IS WHY I AM PUTTING THIS HERE. WELL THAT IS MY 2 CENTS FOR NOW. TIME TO GET TO WORK. HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS YA'LL

Who Rembers Thjis Song?
Go look this song up yall, you wont be let down leon russel tightrope I'm up on the tightwire one side's ice and one is fire its a circus game with you and me I'm up on the tightrope one side's hate and one is hope but the tophat on my head is all you see And the wire seems to be the only place for me a comedy of errors and I'm falling **Chorus** Like a rubber-neck giraffe you look into my past well maybe you're just to blind to - see I'm up in the spotlight ohh does it feel right ohh the altitude seems to get to me I'm up on the tightwire flanked by life and the funeral pyre putting on a show for you to see **Chorus** Like a rubber-neck giraffe you look into my past well maybe you're just too blind to - see I'm up in the spotlight ohh does it feel right ohh the altitude really gets to get to me I'm up on the tightwire flanked by life and the funeral pyre putting on a show for you to see

Who Really Knows Me No One Really
i have like 197 friends and 10 family on here and yet i cant seem to move up in levels or i dont get comments unless there are on my nsfw pics is that the only reason u all decided to be my friend just to see them that is so fucked up if so there is more to a persone than there body dam i have even tried to contact some of u and all but no luck it seems so fuck it and all that dont go beggin me to help u level up or nothin now i am done dam it Terry

Whore Me Folks!!
AIGHT, NO CLUE WHAT CONTEST THIS IS, BUT IF I WIN I GET STUFF!!! SO WHORE ME, BOMB, VOTE FOR ME. RUB MY NIPPLES WHEN I PASS OUT, JUST FOR GIGGLES. REPOST THIS LIKE NOTHING, AN DI PROMISE THIS WILL BE ONLY ONE OF THREE POSTS I'LL DO FOR THIS CONTEST. SO HELP ME OUT. PEACE OUT AND SHIT.-BILL. P.S. NAKED AND BLAH.

Whore Me :d:d
Tell your friends about me.... basically just help me level up!!!!! Im so close.... i wanna upload a pic i had done for me and jay but i cant till i level up so please help me :D:D ♥SexyMel♥JayGrims's♥CTFIANCE♥@ CherryTAP

Whores Lair
Whores Lair Domination under one Masochism is your game Sadist I give you the blame Tonight we tame. Lay your body down upon me Scratch your fingers down my back Let me moan out your name Drag you down into the whores lair Wrap your fingers around my neck squeeze into my flesh darkness seeps into my eyes Letting out another sigh Push into me Pump out of me Choke me now As the bloody tears fall from my eyes the blood spews between my swollen lips Fading out fast with a gasping breath wrap your fingers around my neck Lay your body down on me Take this blade and seep into my skin Let me scream out your name Drag you down into the whores lair Wrap your fingers around my neck squeeze into my flesh darkness seeps into my eyes letting out another sigh push into me pump out of me choke me now As the bloody tears fall from my eyes the blood spews between my swollen lips fading out fast with a gasping breath wrap your fingers around my ne

The Whore-two Hours Later
Inspiration for this story was from 'Your Whore' written by jennifer k. The Whore-Two Hours Later The dream was much too real. It had woken me from a deep sleep and I could remember it. Not all of it though, I could only remember the ending, the part that had rendered me conscious. I was standing over her, straddling her at the knees and jerking my cock feverishly. I wanted to spray my cum all over her to thank her for what she had just done for me. I wanted to let her see how much juice she had built up inside me. From that she would know how good a slut she really was. In real time, my cock was hard as a rock and throbbing. The smell of sweet, sweaty, spent sex permeated the room. As I glanced at the clock, I realized it had only been two hours since we had satiated each other. She was quite the whore I loved to fuck. I remembered how snuggly her tiny asshole adapted to my raging cock and wanton mind. Her constant, insisting motion gave me no chance to hold back. She too

Who R My True Friends?
What would you do if every time you wanted someone they would never be there? What would you do if for every moment you were truly happy there would be 10 moments of sadness? What would you do if your best friend died tomorrow and you never got to tell them how you felt? So, I just wanted to say, even if I never talk to you again in my life, you are special to me and you have made a difference in my life.< /FONT> I look up to you, respect you, and truly cherish you. Send this to all your friends, no matter how often you talk, or how close you are, and send it to the person who sent it to you. Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them, and tell new friends you never will. Remember, everyone needs a friend, someday you might feel like you have NO FRIENDS at all, just remember this e-mail and tak e comfort in knowing somebody out there cares about you and always will. In times of trouble,

Whorecore
whorecore is a fucking awsome band i just discovered them a lil while ago fucking amazing anyways i am wide awake and honestly i cant stop thinking about my wednesday boo... i love talking to her on the phone ahahah i am so shy to say things to her but i managed to let it out whats on my mind so nothing new is going on i deleted all of my account on VF, darkstarlings, and i think i am going to delet my myspace page but then again i am not sure cause a few of my friends are on there and thats the only way to get a hold of them... why i deleted thoughs account is because of 2 obessive stalkers that are my ex and cant seem to get the hell over me... one of them allready has started shit and the other i am still waiting for to start talking shit i am suprised she hasnt wrote wednesday yet but i will not doubt it one bit in a matter of time before she does blah anohter fucking immature lieing cunt...

Whorecore, I Cant Get Her Off Of My Mind, The Stalkers,
whorecore is a fucking awsome band i just discovered them a lil while ago fucking amazing i dont know shit about them but i truely dig their shit and music alike... which reminds me i need to burn my dad a cd by anal nosorog.. he is finally coming around about liking the music i like before hand hated music i listened to but now since he is married and wants to feel like a teenager again so i dont doubt it one bit about him giving it a try anyways i am wide awake and honestly i cant stop thinking about my wednesday boo... i am really thankful for that day of browsing through myspace and coming across her profile cause who knows what life would be like if i didnt add her and write her... blah fuck i could have still been stuck with cuntface thank goodness i am not... i love talking to michelle on messanger and on the phone like really we allways have a good connection and thoughts about things... i think i am going to get a second job and have some extra saving money cause i really w

Who Remembers This?
This is for all the 90's kids It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if: You can finish this [ice ice _ _ _ _ ] You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain And who could forget: Clarissa Explains it All You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ." You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World. Playing square ball at school was THE recess activity. You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You know who Littlefoot, Spike, Sara, Ducky, Petry and Sharptooth are and watched ALL the movies You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to schoo

Whore (poem)
In my mind I still see you Feel all the shit I went through This is the last tear I'll shed Get the fuck out of my head You have driven me insane And I'll never be the same You're everything I despise I hate you for all your lies These feelings I cannot hide Raging from the pain inside Hurts like a mother fucker To think you were my lover Someone save me for god's sake I have had all I can take In your face I want to scream You brought an end to my dream Love you were only a whore You'll make me suffer no more

Whores
I feel like talking about whores, online ones mainly. The type of girls who trash themselves then contradict themselves. So they bitch about the size of their chests in comparison to other girls and how theyre looked down upon. They complain how it`s all tits and ass on these sites, yet they have pictures of their own asses exploited all over their own pages. Then when you simply go into a lounge you walk right in the middle of that persons cyber session that they have with all the guys subscribed to the lounge, talking about swaying their ass to the music and stripping as one of the guys out of the bunch talks about kissing her ass. She feels so badly about herself I`m sure. These are the types of women that give the rest a bad fucking name. I look at these women and compare the age gap. I may be 21 but apparently I`m a hell of a lot more mature then how these 30+ yr old women are acting. They act like little teenagers on a pity trip looking for attention because they need to b

Whoring Myself
As you might have seen on my profile, it's Harvie all over... Of course it is LMAO! Ok seriously now... I'm trying to find new souls supporting my music, which you have probably heard if you visited my profile. I'd love to share my music with you. And I do know there are metal fans out there. So if you like my music and want to share it with your friends, go right ahead :) More info about The Harvination Project can be found on GaySpace http://www.myspace.com/theharvinationproject Feel free to check it out and share my tunes. Thank you! Harvie

Who Really Got Who?
O his jealousy has show it ugly head All those for sin come on in. Between my thigh soft and warm Good time wild rides. O how I love to hear those three words your wife So much longs for. How you wish I knew to speak them back. Instead fuck me Harder, I say. Trying to rob me of innocence don't you know what I've been through…? Neither your groupie nor your fan play with me you can… I will not do hand stands or wait in like as woman on A line. Insanely you drive like wild fires to see one kiss like a child to see ones eyes turn into mine. Bastered out of jealous don't you know I see you. FuCk you commitment to me or to the one that shares rings both us to be a fool to think or stay around to wait. Woman like me you have never known nor will ever meet again, you see my love I just don't give a shit. Strong and tall committed with in. You can not muster my class or my strength. Try you are to catch a butter fly they fly only to reach heavens skies. To cage a cat to

Who Really Has More Rights?
Middle east What is up with all this bullshit with people supporting ,dateing,marrying,fucking men from the middle east??? Those rag heads cousisn brothers family or whatever are killing american soldiers and yet when some of these men in the middle east come to north america people still fucking help them out? Why???? in a heart beat they would kill u or yur family. Now this cunt from this chat program called the palace "Yellowbird" fucked this guy from some stupid country jordan and got knocked up and now his stuck with a kid...and u ask where is the kids dad? prolly back in rag head country killing american soldiers just for there Allah. When are people in american gonna wake up and start supporting our own? Am i for the war? No but that dont mean im not gonna stop supporting those american troops who DIE so i can enjoy this freedom. ---More blogs on the way----

Whore!
you sit in the corner crying, thinking the worst of yourself. he has hurt you ! not physically, but, with the words and demeanor in his voice, it has cut you to the bone. "whore", was the term he uses to describe you , when all you did was have a natural human response to another persons affections. the same affection that you looked for in him but, he never provided. and he is trying to make you feel guilty about wanting to be loved, the way you want to be loved, the way you need to be loved! so you found the solace in anothers arms! but, he persists to blame you for the situation he has created? it is ok my good woman, you hold your head high, because you have cried your last tear! the lonliness he has put upon you is to be no more. he is gone and his calous words shall hurt you nevermore! for i am here to ease your pain and take away all of your fears! now rest your weary head my darling! for i will still love you tomorrow! and you will forever remain a martyr in my heart!tomorrow i

Whorship Me
Let me lead you through my hell Come to me and sacrifice your soul Be mine for eternity Let me devour your beauty Wander with me through my domain See what my paradise can offer let me show you what evil is Worship Me

Who Remembers This Song??
Rupert Holmes lyrics, Escape (The Pina Colada Song) lyrics I was tired of my lady, we'd been together too long. Like a worn-out recording, of a favorite song. So while she lay there sleeping, I read the paper in bed. And in the personals column, there was this letter I read: "If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain. If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain. If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape. I'm the lady you've looked for, write to me, and escape." I didn't think about my lady, I know that sounds kind of mean. But me and my old lady, had fallen into the same old dull routine. So I wrote to the paper, took out a personal ad. And though I'm nobody's poet, I thought it wasn't half-bad. "Yes, I like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain. I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne. I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon, and cut through all this red tape. At a bar called O'Malley's, where we'll plan

Whore Named April
I guess some people don't understand that I'm not here to play little kid games! One of my ex's friends is a dumb whore named April and this blog is for her! April your a dumbass, I'm not here to play little kid games with you so fuck off! Wow and your supposed to be older than me? That's funny as hell! Listen really closely to what I have to say April because this is the first and last time I am going to say it! You think you have friends and you think you have family and you think you know alot but it's time for a reality check! I know everything and I know everyone bitch and I will fuck your world over if you EVER fuck with me again! No sweetie this isn't a threat it's a fucking promise! Stormy

Who Really Knows Me
in this would there are only a hand full of people who really know me i am not a person who puts my life story out there i just dont see how people that really dont know you can get pissed off that you dont want to to tell your life story to or talk the min you get on line . i dont understand why they want to know every thing about you are you going to really find love ?if i wanted to talk to you about something i would tell you think about it if your a frind on here and not in real life i know this is going to come wrong but we are not that close i do have people on here that i am close to and i would do almost anything but thats far and few but come on people be real dont get all pissy just bc i have things to do in real life i dont mean to be a bitch BUT GET A LIFE omg damm

Who R U Trying To Impress?
ok people get real im about to piss some of you off but hopefully most will agree. guys, r u here to win the attention of a lady or r u here to impress your guy friends ( no offensive to my gay friends) but realy what r u thinking coming on here acting and dressing and posing like a damn hood rat ? it does not impress the ladies at all. and if it does more power to ya!! good luck with that!! and ladies what r yall thinking? send pics of your boobs thru private mail if you feel that you need to show them !! have a little dignity and quit acting like whores! put pics of your faces as main profile pics unless you like being a whore ! put some clothes on if you want to draw the atention of a gentle man and if things proceed from there then sure share your pics but privately!! plz ladies and guys!! act like ya got some sense dont b a whore or a hood rat

Whore
She, strutted in like a ball of fire she, said baby can you take me higher she, was used to fine luxuries she, said baby can I have all I see I, said thats fine but you can't have me I ain't got time for women with money on their mind Shes, just a whore waitin for a wallet to walk through the door She, strutted in like a ball of fire she, was used to walking a fine line between what she really wants and how much she really has to flaunt She strutted in like a ball of fire You could tell she was a bit wild In and out of the sheets Wherever she went she was the treat She strutted in like a ball of fire She had that look in her eye You know the one I'm talkin' about She says "babe you better payout!" She strutted in like a ball of fire!

Who Reported Me?
ok so my very special gesture to whoremaster mumm was deleted on me. i didn't do anything wrong... people!! if it's safe for work, try to act grown up for a minute and not post nsfw comments up! common sense here. i followed the rules and tried to do something nice for a friend! you should be ashamed of yourselves!! just because whoremaster's name and picture are in a mumm it doesn't meam it is a nsfw mumm... haha lol i know it's hard to imagine a safe for work mumm revolving around the master himself but sdtill....geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez!!!

A Whore In Sheeps Clothing!
COHEED AND CAMBRIA "Welcome Home" You could've been all I wanted But you weren't honest Now get in the ground You choked off the surest of favors But if you really loved me You would've endured my world Well you're just as I presumed A whore in sheep's clothing Fucking up all I do And if it's here we stop Then never again Will you see this in your life? Hang on to the glory at my right hand Here laid to rest is our love ever longed? With truth on the shores of compassion You seem to take premise to all of these songs You stormed off to scar the armada Like Jesus played letter, I'll drill through your hands The stone for the curse you have blamed me With love and devotion, I'll die as you sleep But if you could just write me out To neverless wonder... happy will I become Be true that this is no option, So with sin I condemn you Demon play, demon out! Hang on to the glory at my right hand Here laid to rest is our love ever longed? With truth on the

Who Really Knows You?
I find it so exciting and interesting to have so many friends in "Fubar Land". We have conversation and share a thought or two. Do you really know me and do I really know you. We all wear different masks depending on who we meet, and our conversation really dictates the me you'll meet. So as you make new friends today just remember the person you meet will depend on what you say and the mask they wear may never go away!

Who R U
Really this is an honest question? Who are all these ppl wanting to be added? I have no clue who any of you are! Makes me feel like this site has a bunch of pervs on it. If you just wanted to be added to gain more points, than thats all you have to say, other than that I feel like you are just jacking off to my pics, even though theres nothing really to look at, or you want to hook up, which is absolutely impossible. I love my husband very much! Just here for friends!

Who R U
Find out what type of supernatural creature you would be!!!created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as Ghost You are a ghost. You find your center by keeping to yourself, and thinking. Being so quiet and shy, my only suggestion would be to find what inspirers you, and go for it, and SPEAK UP!!! because you are the type of person to flourish if you are happy, and get your vioce heard. Ghost88% Elemental81% Fariy81% Demon69% Mermaid63% Magic user63% Mortal44% Vampire44% Warewolf44% Elf31%

Whore
Whore... Youre a whore. You are a whore because you willingly set aside principles and personal integrity in order to obtain that which you want for purely selfish reasons. A whore because you are morally flexible when it suits you. A whore that seeks out attention and validation and reassurance at ever step around every corner you turn. You sleep with others who arent even at half of your level but you do it not just to do it, you compromise because you dont care enough to get what it is you truly want. Youve given up, cashed out, traded in but not up. When you were a child you dreamt of that which you always wanted to be, all that you ever wanted to have. You fanaticized of places you would visit and lovers you would have, goals you would reach and milestones you would pass. Yet all that has come and gone. Now your life is a summary of your failures and not of your accomplishments. You live based on what you do not have and what you did not do, rather than the contra.

A Whore's Tale.
Another, damnit! The sound of her flesh being pierced by needles, the smell of warm drugs, the stench of hot, raw sex. Mascara ran from her eyes, another dollar made. "Come in!" she'd cry as another approached. The man... the animal... trousers already down to his knees. Fifty dollars thrown into her face as the sinner requested her services. She was broken, nothing more than a tool for lust. Another one gone, some more went up. A sixteen year old girl, trapped within abuse. The eyes of society baring down apon her. Why? Because she was a victim? Nothing more than a corrupted innocence. Who was to blame? Not the men that bought her every night.. Not the drugs that alienated her. It certainly wasn't her fault. Then who? No one would dare look any closer at the very man that gave her life, who raised her. That same man who taught her morals and principles... a man she once called Father...

100% Whore
Wow what a rush. I am such a fucking whore. Here I stood in nothing but boots and collar and leash. Some stranger comes to my door, about 6’2” and scruffy and bald just as I like my men. Did not realize I found one so attractive to practice my oral sex skills for my Master. I wanted to show him what a whore his slave could be. Of course Master helped it get started and the stranger took over from there. He said I was a good little cock sucker. I licked his cock from base to shaft. I licked his balls and buried my face in them. It felt so good to be so bad. It was absolutely wonderful to be so nasty. To make it all the better, I spit on his cock and he rubbed it all over my face. What a rush it was when he made me less of a princess by spitting on me himself. Slapping his cock on my face and tongue was a rush. I kept wishing he would slap it on the pussy. Then again if he had I would have cum and that is against Master’s wishes. It would have been the belt! It was almost an orgasm as fo

Whore Of Babylon
I am the whore of Babylon, and deamons give me drink. From a golden wrought chalice, that drips with blood so sweet. I have conqoured the hearts, of many a mortal man. Riding the back of a mythical beast, demons in chains, held in my hands. I smell of Jasmine, hard and strong. They are at my feet, singing beautiful songs. In the rhelms of mist, Beyond all knowing. It was I who rose to the task, To keep the blood still flowing. The hounds of Hell, held by my hand. Astride the mighty beast, in searing desert sands. Belial comes forth, holding forth a carved wooden box. I feel the sleek wood in my hands, That shines like Obsidian Rocks. Written By: RuthAnna Brown-Weems Copt Right, All Rights Reserved,December 9th. 2007

Who Really Cares
This is a time where we're all suppose to pull together, be happy and show are true feelings. But for me, it has got to be the worst time in the world. It's always such a let down. just when I think thing are finally going to get good, something always happens, and the ground I stand upon, is wiped away. quicker then a blink of an eye. So here I am, once again in the same place I find myself year after year. Hopelessly forgotten, by there people who mean the most to me. well that not all true, some are still here. lately I feel as if everything I do is wrong, and I can't get anything right. Maybe that is how it really is. I fear that if things keep heading down this road, I'm walking into an early grave. I truly don't know how much more pain I can take. It isn't right, all my life I've had pain, hearache, dishonestly shoved down deep within. my mind can't mend with this and more. sometimes it feels as if darkness lives deep within, and its eatting me alive. Don't get me wrong, th

Whoring For Points
what is going on with people coming on here and leaving comments and shouts begging for 10 ratings and to be fanned? WHY? if i wanted to be bugged by beggars i would go into the city, any city, and get harassed by the thousands of vagrants that would undoubtedly bug the living shit out of me while i was trying to walk around. is status in this place really that important that people have to come around and find people to bother so that they can be ranked by the "fu" world? get out of the house people, theres a whole world out there beyond that front door, a world waiting for you to come into it so that it can rip off your head and shit down your neck because you dont know how to handle yourself in the real fuckin world. but the fu says im a 10.65, fuck you, your a 3 at best, a 4 if you show your tits.

Whores Sluts And The People Who Love Them
Why is it that people are classified whores slut and what have you just because they love sex? They like to go have a good time. Burn some energy. Maybe try something new. But, people look down on them? Could it be the haters are to scared to be who they wanna be. Maybe, because people will down on them? I think the ones who are willing and wanting are the true people. At least they are willing to try something they have seen or thought about. We, as a country have become so stereotypical and have let a few idiotic individuals tell us what we can and cant do. It has gotten so pathetic. I dont have a problem with religous people. But, They are the ones who have the real issues. They try to hide behind the bible. They preach one way but go about life a diffrent way. Trying to bend and twist things to fit them. I'm into bending and twisting. But, not of that nature. I've been ridiculed and looked down uponed for My outlook and beliefs. Hell, I love trying new things. Whats wron

Whore Seeker
HE'S A DOWNRATER PEOPLE, AND HES GETTING TO YOUR FRIENDS! STOP THIS SHITHEAD BEFORE HE HITS SOMEONE CLOSE TO YOU!!! GOT YOUR PIC PRICK..lmao WHORE SEEKER@ fubar (repost of original by '~ Phoenix FuOwned By Arthur 155~Rider of the Love Machine' on '2008-01-15 18:36:48') ~~~~~~~~~~~~ I clicked on his profile picture and before I could do anything he already rated me a 1 and blocked me. · WHORE SEEKER rated you a '1'! · WHORE SEEKER just checked you out!

Who Rally Playing Games...
I have not talked to my ex in almost a year.I get a message on yahoo saying he had passed away.mY SON IS 16 AND TOKE THIS NEWS PRETTY HARD.I felt bad I dont want to see harm come to anyone.But then I get a call from this woman telling me this was all a game my ex is playing.Well I think it a sick thing to do to someone.I just want to be left alone to live my life.Take care of my family.I dont want the bullshit and dont need it.So you know who you are so just stop.Your game was not funny.But she told me to you have placed my phone number on the internet,Thanks again.I will be getting a new number.I know I have done so nasty shit in my life but never to this point of telling people I'm died.Needless to say I really felt bad for you and your son,but what goes around come around.You will get your.Not by me but you will get it sooner or later.

Whore
You have a Major Whore in You Oh, oh! You ought to be very careful. There’s a very big whore hiding within you, and she might come out any minute. You need to control your urges or they could land you in a big spot of trouble. But if you instead use your provocative nature effectively, you could become a big celebrity too! You have got some talent in your hands there. Just be careful how you will use it.How Much of a Whore Are You? created by Myspace Quizzes & Surveys - Quizzes, Surveys, Tests, Trivias

Whoremaster Thingy Jiggy
Describe yourself using one band and song titles from that band........ Choose a band/artist and answer only in song TITLES by that band::.... -Classified- Are you male or female:Why Describe yourself: Find out How do some people feel about you:Unpredictable How do you feel about yourself: Freezing in the cold. Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend:Problemz Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend:Heavy Artillery Describe where you want to be: holding your own Describe what you want to be: feeling fine Describe how you live: Maritimes! Describe how you love: All about you Share a few words of wisdom: falling from Paradise.

Whores?!
some of the guys on here are just animals.... whats your problem geeze..... ->misterfeet: he's like i'll show you a good time i want a peice of what you got. Misterfeet:damn that's ballsy ->misterfeet: and i'm like.... that statement don't make me feel like a peice of meat ->misterfeet: and hes ilke "you don't know what your missing" ->misterfeet: lol he's silly misterfeet: lol well since you don't know it won't hurt ya LOL ->misterfeet: haha i wa silke "regaurdless of how good you think you are... i'm still not a whore" misterfeet: block taht douche ->misterfeet: he stopped talking to me after i said i wasn't whore lol misterfeet: i'm not going to talk to you anymore either, i need some whores!!!! misterfeet: = D ->misterfeet: LMAO! misterfeet: = P

A Whore Is A Whore Is A....
a whore. Yeah....we get the point, huh? Can't change the nature of a whore and all that. But you know...I believe that we all have our own inner whore. It resides next door to our sarcastic bitch and across the hall from our inner child. And like the kid, or the bitch even, it must be well feed. It's the manner in which you do the feeding that determines how people view you. I mean really...if a woman never feeds her inner whore, or only occassionally throws some morsel at it....she's considered frigid, is she not? She's the ice queen, with a padlock on her panties...and probably quiet bitchy, to boot. She will be called many things...but never whore, slut, tramp, etc. On the other hand, if a woman is controlled by her inner whore...well...you know the kind. I'm sure we can all think of at least one by name. I know I can. Bet my friends are even thinking the same name At any rate...when the inner whore has control...you essentially have no boundaries, no respect for any

Whore!!!
Such an interesting word…WHORE. Say it with me, out loud, whore. I love the way it breathes out of your throat and onto your tongue. I love this word, I love using it, saying it, thinking it. My mother hates it. Perhaps that is why I have such a love affair with the word. I don’t understand really why I love it so much other then it pertains in some way to naughtiness, to sex. When used, the word whore can cause such titillating thoughts and wicked ideas. Throughout history it has been used to describe strong, powerful women such as Mary Magdalene, Catherine the Great and Mary Queen of Scots (she was known as a murderous whore). None of these women were in fact, by definition, a whore. They were strong and powerful and therefore wicked and evil which makes them A WHORE!!!! I especially like the “great whore” the whore of Babylon featured in chapters 17 and 18 in the Book of Revelations: 17:4 And the woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet colour, and decked with gold a

Whoremaster
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Who Really Cares.
I'm so tired of people acting like they care. it seems like they only care when it benefits them. I truly belive that people are users. I'm begining to think that i'm no better than all those people.

Who Really Cares By Alicia Keys
Nobody Not Really (Interlude) Alicia Keys Who really cares? When I talk? What I feel? What I say? Nobody, not really Who wants to take The time to understand? I would like Someone to heal me with some empathy But I can`t find Nobody, not really Maybe I`m invisible to the world Does anyone on the world even think of me As more than just a hopeless cause Maybe the world is not my block My stoop My life, my dreams My anything So, who wants to help? Momma but she`s so tired Papa but you`re not here I`m alone in a big empty space with Nobody, not really

Who Really Wants 2 Own Stunna?
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Whore
You’re a whore. You are a whore because you willingly set aside principles and personal integrity in order to obtain that which you want for purely selfish reasons. A whore because you are morally flexible when it suits you. A whore that seeks out attention and validation and reassurance at ever step around every corner you turn. You sleep with others who aren’t even at half of your level but you do it not just to do it, you compromise because you don’t care enough to get what it is you truly want. You’ve given up, cashed out, traded in but not up. When you were a child you dreamt of that which you always wanted to be, all that you ever wanted to have. You fanaticized of places you would visit and lovers you would have, goals you would reach and milestones you would pass. Yet all that has come and gone. Now your life is a summary of your failures and not of your accomplishments. You live based on what you do not have and what you did not do, rather than the contra. You whored out t

Who Really Knows Anyone
Those who say they know you only think they do. They see what you see when you look in the mirror. Your father's eyes or your mother's nose, or maybe even you see grandma's hair, but what really defines us. When I used to drink I would see something in others that I would like and pull it my world. I did this so often I would pull pieces of everyone else to create myself. As I get older I find that I don't even really know myself that well. If you were to ask someone if they know you what would they say? Would they say you were caring or thoughtful. Maybe they would say you cold hearted Bitch or that you are selfish. I thought I knew who I was and what I wanted but, I was so very wrong. Most of us think we get all our identities and traits instilled in us by our parents, however I find that some of this comes from them but most of it changes with time as we met and get to know other people that come into our lives. There are some real good people out there that bring out the best in u

Whores
Visiting the definition given at http://dictionary.reference.com, the definition of a whore is "a woman who engages in promiscuous sexual intercourse, usually for money; prostitute; harlot; strumpet." The word can also be used as a verb: "to corrupt, debauch, or make a whore of." Colloquially, we have used the term to talk about any obsession a person, man or woman, has that causes that person to go out of his or her way to achieve that goal, without care for the consequences. For instance, a Fubar "point whore" will do any and every thing to gain points. An "attention whore" is obsessed with attention. Whores aren't just people you run into online, putting themselves out there to feed an obsession. They're the people you meet in bars who dress in next-to-nothing and must show off some well-developed body part to gain attention. They are also the people who are at the same bar, offering alcohol to these people in the hopes that they can get a little attention, too. I guess

Whoremaster Crash!
I crashed on the way home from the club tonight. I hit a slick spot in the road and did a 180 into the guard rail at about 40-45 MPH. Thankfully I only scraped the paint off the front bumper of my wife's car. She was very understanding when I woke her up and told her. I feel like shit. I wasn't even speeding. Now I need to save up to repair my wife's car...it could have been much worse so I really can't complain.

Whore From The Door And Born Again Virgins
I get this question asked of me all the time... Why is it okay for a guy to sleep with a shitload of women, but when a woman has sex with large number of men, it makes them a whore? Well, I'm not really sure what the answer to that is, but I can venture a guess and give a few reasons to back it up. To be honest, when I hear that a guy has fucked a large number of women the word "MAN WHORE" doesn't really pop into my head. What does, sad to say, is "PLAYER" or "PIMP." Now, that doesn't mean that I would sleep with the last girl they've slept with! Not without wearing at least 4 rubbers at the same time. It just means that I have to tip my hat for an accomplishment that is, at least somewhat, impressive. Conversely, when I hear that a woman has fornicated with say…a 100 different men, I get turned off instantly. I guess the word "Whore" would apply at that point. I understand that most women aren't virgins, but that's a large number and I don't think I'

Whore
Today I was a hair away from murdering my boss. The only thing that prevented me from doing so was the knowledge that he is being very miserable right now, after his right hand (not literally) worker-the AGM-left to another property. Seeing him mope around, blabber about, and try to keep his shit together truly warms my heart, and I can't help but smile when he is faced with a dilemma of any kind. Today he called me to his office to finish a report from his computer, and I finally saw my hero! Actually, it is more like a Colombian whore that he dates when he goes to Colombia, and that has dibs on a lil thing called...no, not his penis...a green card. I have to give her props for finding such a douche and being able to do ANYTHING with him, and I am sure that one of the reasons besides her trying to get into the US is the fact that she probably doesn't speak English. Hence, she can't understand what a fucktard he is. I saw him trying to make a human expression in the picture, and her

Whores Yeah She Fucking Loves Me
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Whoring Myself Out
Since none of my friends will whore me out I guess I have to do it... Listen up I am hosting an awesome auction Ad I have been pimpin every1 out But not pimpin myself out But time is running out So I am going to be a fu-whore and pimp myself I am adding a few new things Highest bidder will also get a NSFW Salute from me atleast 1/3 of a bling packs if offered and more if bid goes high enough

Whore Monger
(verse) my popularitys on the ri-ise.my self-image is somewhat sinking my heads expanding in size but my stomachs shrinking it all evens out in the end thats what I'm thinking sing the cashregister raps ch-ching ching.green backs bring the bling bling na na I may stay home.rev got the ring ring ha ha hey hey poem while my answering machine screening calls.hailing safe and alone I want change in your message not the coin return of a payphone my boys are concerned that my brains blown voices get turned away annoyed with what they say if its a gay tone n they like "hey ho!" then I'm all like "hey yo..." few remain prone to spray straight shots with blood stained glocks n a face of stone to melt your ice grill it might spill! n break ya Bone. Thugs-in-Harmony cd presenting tape should own replace the thrown with some Non-Prophets drop bass ON Sage is know to pull your card kid so chill I mess up plans like robbers with no skill my only knowledge is the holy father SO TH

Whore?
Im to aggressive and in being so I come off as well, I suppose interested in only one thing? I am a very sexual woman, but Im not easy. Just because I like my mouth doesnt mean Im going to fuck you :) and if I let you touch it, your not one of dozens whom have been there. Point is I want a boyfriend, I want one man. I dont want meaningless random sex with several people who are nothing to me. Even if I apparently come off that way. I thought I was out of high school. That when two adults do what adults do, it might possibly just mean. I AM INTO YOU. not Im a whore.

Who Remembers The Oregon Trail?
If you were in elementary school in the 90's, you totally remember it...you have to! I found it the other night and decided to give it a go...and wow, I can't believe we played this as kids! Having a budget for what to buy with the money and all...it took me a second to figure that out. I named my wagon party after my pets, and by the end of the trip there was only one ferret left standing. He made it, though! So yeah...you know you freakin' loved that game.

Whore With Noods
she has auto 11s & only 185k to godmomma, help this hoochie momma!!! p.s. still send me your fu-bux KCPilar69™~ProtectedByBountyHunter~Owned & Owner of Joey Stylez..R/L Girlfriend 2 Craven Moorehead@ fubar

Whore?
Im to aggressive and in being so I come off as well, I suppose interested in only one thing? I am a very sexual woman, but Im not easy. Just because I like my mouth doesnt mean Im going to fuck you and if I let you touch it, your not one of dozens whom have been there. Point is I want a boyfriend, I want one man. I dont want meaningless random sex with several people who are nothing to me. Even if I apparently come off that way. I thought I was out of high school. That when two adults do what adults do, it might possibly just mean. I AM INTO YOU. not Im a whore.

Whore!!!
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Who Really Knows?????
WHO REALLY KNOWS YOU? Lets see the funny things people come up with! YOU fill in the blanks about ME even if u dont have any idea what they are and send it back to ME. But first post a blank one out to all your friends so they can return the favor to you. My name: Who is the love of my life: Where did we meet:. Take a stab at my middle name: How long have you known me: When is the last time that we saw each other: Do I drink: When is my birthday: What was your first impression of upon meeting me: Do I have any siblings: What's one of my favorite things to do: Am I funny: What's my favorite type of music: What is t

Whoring Out To The Highest Bidder
Anyone who wants me to work for them since ive not been officially working anywhere but helping lots of people i say this....if you know the value of having me whoever offers me the best insentives i will consider working for.

Whore, Candi Is One
Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. Sarah 2. mom 3. poetic Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. band whore, aka roadie 2.concert promoter 3. happy hooker house wife Three Places I have lived 1. idaho 2. montana 3. chicago Three TV Shows that I watch 1. bones 2. house 3. dexter Three places I have been 1. Devils tower 2. Sturgis, SD 3. wall drug (most awesome place ever) Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. i dont know 2. i never 3. check it Three of my favorite foods 1. tossed salad 2. coffee 3. chocolte Three things I would like to do 1. get paid to be a bitch 2. take euro trip 3. ROCKSTAR!!! Three friends I think will respond 1. all 2. you 3. fuckers Things I am look

Whore Blog
So I'm home from Texas...Thank Gawd! Its so good to be home and sleep on my own, well, couch. I ended up passing out on the freakin couch last night. *le sigh* Anywhoozle...anyone know anyone with an A11 auction or if they are selling ones? Mama wants to be a prophet soon but don't wanna work for it ya know!

Whore'n
I have some great friends on here, One even wants to see me level bad enough to give me Auto 11's! I will unleash my 11's Friday around high funoon for those who would like to help me out in my Quest. In the meantime, feel free to rape him or rate him anyways. Oh, an give Kit your Fubucks. I would say go help out JWH but she's not being very nice. I even have a ticker now, however that works. But I is getting organized. Now I'm scared. http://fubar.com/user.php?u=1301644&friend=1301644" target=_blank>Justhttp://b.pca1.fubar.com/44/61/1301644/tn_3653195772.jpg">href="http://fubar.com" target=_blank>@ fubar

Whore's
Well I've been on Fubar for about2 months now and have learned alot about the sight with those of you that are on here. I do not judge or wish to be judged but its in our nature. This morning when I logged on. fewer messages than usual, which is cool, but one stuck out to me on my shout.. this guy compared me to "Ilovepapsmurf" In the beginning I talked with her and even added her as a friend, went to rate her photos and she had sveral nude photos, she is a cute girl, but because I would not put naked pics up or email her some she deleted me. Thats fine. But this jerk said I was an internet whore just like the bitch Ilovepapasmurf. Am I missing something here? Yes all you pervs will check her out to see the nakedness, thats cool, but is that what you are really looking for on this sight? If this is what it is then Im int he wrong place. I will not put pics up like that. I have a son and a reputaion to keep. You guys need to to think about it, you never know what dirty laundr

Whores Ii
Soo... I posted one of my earlier excapades in a mumm, in order to see the responses. Well, it appears that its perfectly fine and notable for men to troll for a piece of ass by various pretenses, and be considered ..."cool", or "just a guy" but if the genders are reversed, its making her a whore, or a slut. Like women can't find someone just for a piece of dick, not for some stupid relationship. I guess it stems from an inherited thought that women are only there to please men. Which makes a woman that has sex with a guy just for fun still a "pleaser". Without assumption that she might be doing it cause SHE wants it. I dunno, it all seems very confusing.

Whorish
I get asked why I always mess with those "popular" mummerfolk women. Answer is: Don't be a fcukin cunt hypocrite and find a needle in someone else's eye, when you havea log in your own. There is nothing more pathetic and disgusting than a woman that neglects her children, especially for a sake of an online bar. Its fuckin sick, and I hope those cunts get cancer and die, givin up the kids into better hands. Growin up, my mom would forget that I exist for most of her spare time, but she had sorta excuse: gettin her PhD in bacteriology or losing herself in books. So I felt the wonderful aftereffects of being raised by my friends' parents, who would feed me and iron my clothes. These whores dare to make fun of others in mumms, while whoring themseves out for blings, blasts, HHs, etc like 2 cent trolls. While their kids are running around, bein on their way to delinquency. Its the cunts like that that should be sterilized forcibly before they spread their vile seed and ma

Whores
All my friends are whores.... I need to solve some problems 1. I have an hour to waste before spotlight bidding is done (I'm a whore) 2. I met a guy named Art to day he stole my stalker Witty (hes a whore) 3. Seamus is leaving me for a woman (hes a whore) 4. Captain Cooter and the Penis versus Boob Blog (whore) 5. Witty likes Arts kinky talk (whore) The question is do i surround myself with whores or am i rubbing off on them? Wicked

Whoremaster
I don't really have anything to say to him. I know he won't read this, but I want anyone who is a friend of his to realize how great he is and not take him for granted. I miss him like crazy. Talking to him about stupid crap, finding out how Ben and Crosby are, making sure him and Kristy are okay. Anyway...I miss him and I'm sure he's doing fine. I just seen him in the MuMMs and it made me think of this.

Whoring Myself
http://www.fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=2185213968 So I am bored on the Fu and decided I would tru something new at least once. I've whored myself in an auction. Yes this is a shameless plug for bids. Thanks for listening , Patchy

Whore
So, I'm not particuarly happy that I had to stop what I was doing to write this blog because my mind really couldn't begin to focus until I got this out of my system. Let me start out by saying I hate stupid people. Completely ignorant, stupid, lack of common sense people. HATE it. If I was stupid myself, I would attempt to rid the world of stupid people, but that's like getting world peace to happen. And, not to mention, shows such as America's Funniest Home Videos wouldn't exist, and it's one of my all time favorite shows and I grew up with that and Bob Saget. So I suppose not ALL stupid people are bad. But anyways..... I hate people that think they know everything, or they assume they know what you're talking about, and they attack you for it. For the first 30 seconds I just stare blankly because I cannot wrap my head around some people's obvious stupidity. Then my anger kicks in from people assuming shit. I normally don't give a shit what people think about me, but I've really f

Whores And Windmills
So does anyone on here have facebook that I haven't added? I need more mafia members and well I am just hardly even on here and it'd be nice to talk to some people still :P Or not cuz some of you are definitely douchebags. P.S. I love some of you... but not you, or you, but totally you.

Who Really Cares...
Have you ever noticed that everyone without question asks the same old question "How are you today?"?? Its funny.. Why?, You ask.. because who really cares how everyone else is doing? Really I dont for the most part. I care about certain aspects live or dead etc.. But I dont give a shit if your having a rough day... Take a walk in my shoes for a week youll give em back and tell me good luck and never look back... I may say the same for yours... We are all so wound up in your own self centered little worlds that we dont really care... And just for those who continue to try and ask this same silly question.... Peachy... Im just FARCKIN Peachy... I am married 10 years to a woman who is in and out of psychiatric hospitals cause evidently I nor our children can make her happy enough to want to live or look at the brighter side of life. Yet I am MOM and DAD and yet still have to be a husband faithful even though I am the one left to keep the normal life on track. Where do I get a break? Wh

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Whoring Streets
"Whoring Streets" Is there anybody here who hears me Crying? I'm dying Is there anybody here, When it's over? Over I'm just passin' the time, wonderin' How you people will ever survive whor- Ing down your whoring streets, killing You while you're killing me It's time, to show all you people You'll never survive Whoring down your whoring street Killing you while you're killing me. Is there anybody here who hears me Crying? I'm dying Is there anybody here, When it's over? Over I'm just passin' the time, wonderin' How you people will ever survive whor- Ing down your whoring streets, killing You while you're killing me It's time, to show all you people You'll never survive Whoring down your whoring street Killing you while you're killing me. Killing you while you're killing me. Whoring down your whoring street Killing you while you're killing me. Is there anybody here who hears me Crying? I'm dying The End- Scars On Broadway

Who Really Wants To Be Here...
OK..I need to find out who really wants to be here. Only leave a comment if you truly want to be here. If you don't leave one you will be deleted. I really want this to work. But I need you to be active! So please leave a comment here letting me know that you want to stay!! Thank you all!! 8

Who Really Fukin Cares!!
I have honestly come to realize alot while not being on all the time, is that the peeps who say they are your friends on here. Well most of them are not! I have come to this understanding and am seriously thinking about doing a mass delete of friend. Excuse me if i choose not to be a points whore or whatever else you may be looking for. Shyt I am only human. This last week I have gone through a whole bunch of shyt and the ones who I know care have left message or came to my yim. Though I know a bunch of you don't have my yim I do have a fukin pm. But as I have already stated I am coming to understand that I truely only have about a few handful of ture honest friends on here and am making the choice to be delting a whole bunch of you. Don't leave me a message saying sorry or what not unless you haven't been on here for days. IDK and IDC anymore. FOR THE ONES THAT MATTER AND HAVE SHOWN ME THAT TRUE FRIENDSHIP TYSVM!!! BRANDY

Whore
That's what I'd love to be. A point whore that is...for some reason I felt the need to clarify that. I really want to buy a bling pack, but I can't. I need "an administrator" to verify my information. They are the ones losing money. So since I can't buy the 65 credit bling pack and share my love....could you all love on me? Pimp me out Buy me bling Rate my stuff Whatever...I'm sure you've all been here long enough to know the drill, lol Thanks! Love you, Friends

Whorey Whore Whore Mcwhorenson
http://www.professionaltattooing.com/model-cast-your-vote-female.php YAY! DP is blogging! Saddly it's nothing fun... none of my randomy bitching, nor did I go to Jail again recently so I have no updated stories... this blog is my asking for something....*GASP* eww, I know, ASKING for shit. disguesting... in short, My friend is in the running/finals to win this Tattoo modeling thingy. and since I NEVER ask you sexy poop stains for ANYTHING... Gimme like 45 seconds and click yes on here cotey button thingy... please, I'd love you. She's under the name "Miss Rad" http://www.professionaltattooing.com/model-cast-your-vote-female.php Vote for my friend to win this tattoo modeling thingy. shes at the bottom right of the voting page I think under "Miss Rad" ( yes, cheesy name but we're not voting on name coolness)Go, vote( Miss Rad) make me happy. DO EEET! and i'll lub you forever and ever and ever. IN return? sexy picture of me blowing random things! YAY!

The Whore's Child
An excerpt from Richard Russo's "The Whore's Child," a story about Sister Ursula, an elderly nun who takes a fiction writing class. "It's a victim story," one student recognized. "The character is being acted on by outside forces, but she has no choices, which means there can be no consequences to anything she does. If she doesn't participate in her own destiny, where's the story?" Not having taken the beginning and intermediate courses, Sister Ursula was much enlightened by these unanticipated critiques, and she took feverish notes on everything that was said. "I liked it, though," added the student who'd identified it as a victim story. "It's different." By which he seemed to mean that Sister Ursula was herself different. The old nun stopped by my office the day after, and it was clear she was still mulling the workshop over. "To be so much... a victim," she said, searching for the right words, "it is not good?" "No," I smiled. Not in stories, not in life, I was about to

Who’s A Witch?
Nary a man a Witch can be nor Witch a Wizard, don’t you see? For t’was thus ordained above, this great natural law called Love that from man to woman is the flow and as such, always has been so. Into whose hands are babies born and who gathers the eggs on frosty morn? T’is she who knows the herb that cures. and guess who, that trusty cauldron stirs. Comes now the Woman of the Moon; it’s Her planter’s orb in June. By wind and fire, rain and earth, all God’s creatures know Her worth. All that live are born in strife, But She’s the One who nurtures life. Thank you Goddess for the Witches By just their being, our life enriches. Think not there’s something I’ve forgotten; it’s the fact that we ‘re all begotten You see, from that piece of Adam’s rib comes the hand that rocks the crib. Surely there’s one thing now we know. "Move over Wizard; it’s Her show."

Who's Good ??? I Am Good
i cannot believe it.. they came backin and were hungry.. so i pointed to the fridge and the microwave.. said theres ur dessert and supper.. you want the dessert.. eat the supper.. the fuckin lil shits. ate the supper , then ate the dessert , then to top it all off i go for my dessert here a couple mins ago and they are all in bedd sleeping and my dessert was missing too.. like gawsh thank god they are sleeping now .. i can eat my chips.. or i might just have some fresh fruits.. yumm but the point to my blog is that i got them sleeping.. with out bitching.. like god uncles are good.. they rock and i love hearing my nephews and niece tell me they think i am th best uncle in the world so .... to make my blog come to an end.. i feel like the greatest uncle in the world ... they are angels..... when they sleep .. thanks for all the comments on me rambling on and on... i appreciate it you guys ..... Love Always....Dakota

Who Serves Who?
Who Serves who? by SirWolfr1 Improvised version The Mistress stood in her own front yard, Watching her submissive vanish into the night. With a smiling face and a farewell wave, And a tear that he could not see, nor could she fight. Another week had come and gone. In which each had served and been served as well. Though both did dread the time when they would part, A special and bittersweet kind of hell. She thought of the collar that he did wear, That so proudly proclaimed to whom he belonged. It said who would send her thanks if to him, honors were paid, Or extract vengeance if he were wronged. She thought of how he stood watch over her, To sooth away the nightmares that disturbed her sleep. And how when she did awaken and found herself safe, Like a child, into his arms she would creep. As the Mistress turned to her doorway with a sigh. "For all we give, each for the other" she thought, And for all we each for the other do. "She wiped away the te

Who's Bored????
Today, I almost slept till 12:00pm, but i had to get up.. I was sooo bored, but I cooked and cleaned the house(a.k.a desperate housedaughter)(lol)..anyway,I watched the old,old Psyco(if thats how u spell it) movie..It was scary and I cried to the Godfather last night..it was sad..butt,anyway,whatever...If u read this,then u must be bored too..

Who Says I Can't Be Smooth, Sexy, And Cool?
You scored as Dracula. You are the smooth sexy cool Dracula. Patient and lustful. If you were any cooler youd be ice. Great style with a way of seducing those around you. And three brides who wouldn't want to be him. Marius100%Dracula100%Armand83%Spike75%Lestat67%Akasha58%Angel58%Blade58%Louis50%Deacon Frost25%Whose your Vampire personality? (images)created with QuizFarm.com

Whose Ur Vampire Personlity?
You scored as Dracula. You are the smooth sexy cool Dracula. Patient and lustful. If you were any cooler youd be ice. Great style with a way of seducing those around you. And three brides who wouldn't want to be him. Dracula75%Marius67%Blade67%Akasha67%Louis67%Deacon Frost67%Spike58%Lestat50%Angel50%Armand42%Whose your Vampire personality? (images)created with QuizFarm.com

Who Says A Man Can't Remember Anniversarys...(repost)
Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee. "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?" The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 17?" he asks solemnly. The wife is touched thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do," she replies. The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when you father caught us in the back seat of my car?" "Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. The husband continues..."Do you rememb

Whose Your Vampire Personality?
You scored as Akasha. You are the ultimate in ambition. You don't just want to own the world you want to make crawl to you on its hands and knees begging for mercy or at the least a taste!Akasha100%Dracula100%Armand83%Lestat83%Marius83%Angel83%Spike83%Deacon Frost67%Blade50%Louis33%Whose your Vampire personality? (images)created with QuizFarm.com

Who's Ur Heavy Metal Boyfriend
Take the quiz: Who's ur Heavy Metal Boyfriend?Dani Filth (Cradle of Filth)ooo...Dani Filth is ur date! A mysterious, blood drinking vamp who will bring the vamp out of u! Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!

Who's My Friend?
No offense but... People are getting too lazy on here. So I gave in, let's see who will actually read this. This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actually pay attention to me. Copy and repost in your own bullentin. Let's see who the true friends are and I think I know who you are...Repost this if you are a friend..Don't reply...just copy and paste this in a new bulletin as "So-called friends" Hope I will see you post.......

Whose Your Vampire Personality?
You scored as Marius. You are the quiet cool. You are so mellow people are lulled into a false sense of security. When you are pissed god help anyone who crosses you?Marius100%Dracula100%Louis67%Blade67%Lestat67%Armand67%Spike33%Deacon Frost33%Angel0%Akasha0%Whose your Vampire personality? (images)created with QuizFarm.com

Whos Got The Hottest Tatas??
big dood -juggalo homie-@ LostCherry PROUDLY PRESENTS THE BIG DOOD BIG BOOB CONTEST NO DRAMA GIFTS AND PRIZES FOR THE WINNER!! COME ON LADIES LETS SHOW THEM WHAT A BOOB CONTEST IS ALL ABOUT!!! NO DRAMA NO CHEATING SEND YOUR PHOTO LINK TO BIG DOOD!! STARTS SATURDAY 12 pm Central Music Video Codes - MySpace Layouts

Who's Your Celebrity Partner
You scored as Amy Lee. Your parnter is Amy Lee! Amy Lynn Lee (born December 13, 1981 in Riverside, California) is an American singer and songwriter. She founded the band Evanescence with Ben Moody.Amy Lee89%Paris Hilton72%Angelina Jolie67%Avril Lavigne67%Sarah Michelle Gellar61%Pink61%Jodie Marsh50%Jessica Simpson6%your celebrity partner(for dudes)created with QuizFarm.com

Who Says We Have To Be A Certain Size?
Who Says We Have To Be A Certain Size? I get emails periodically from women who have read my blogs and tell me that I've helped them and I can't even express how happy that makes me. I received one today from a young woman who has been struggling with anorexia/bulemia. She's oh so nice and I wanted to further explain some things and i felt maybe i should do it in a blog....of course lol She mentioned how she'd always been told being overweight wasn't pretty and how it had caused her issues and such...you know..the same thing we've all heard all of our lives. We all grew up hearing this load of crap. It's nothing new...it's brainwashing really. It's curious as to how this started exactly when fat women used to be so celebrated in art, literature and the like. Also, women are SUPPOSED to be fat. It's just how our bodies are made. Women have more body fat than men..it's what helps us to sustain life and keep our bodies healthy. Of course, there's the argument when there's too much

Whos Your Harry Potter Soulmate?
Whos Your Harry Potter Soulmate Harry Potter.everyones jealousu got a hero under ur beltlitterally. :]he will treat u like a princessTake this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

Who's My Friend
For those of you that happen to come by my page and, see ur not listed on it as my friend any more, its because u dont speak.You either come by and look,but don't speak,or just forgot about me for too long.I will be cleaning out my page about every two weeks you can speak to me or you will be taken off my page. It's a waste of my time and space when i send things to you and you dont reply. Those of you i haven't written let me know because i will surely let you know. Thanks for your time, LOVE, ANGEL

Who Says I Am
WHO SAYS I AM (Adult Only) spread me now like butter on toast slick wet slippery and hot you call me and I come and cum your kinky bitch in the heat of the night your angel of darkness with soft ropes and hard chains stilleto heels for you to lick pretty nip rings in your fingertips lick your lips as I drive you insane am I nasty yeah quite a bit my fingers do nasty things to you between your crack making you wiggle and squirm kinky bitch with a wicked tongue that knows how to swirl and make you cum feel me deep within to the bone naughty toys make you quiver and moan knowing you can't hold back your load I stop just before I swallow you down listen to you pant and groan as I climb on and ride to the dawn so who's your kinky bitch now you're sweating I feel you swell but I'm in control your eyes are mine as they study breasts full that bounce and jiggle nippl

Whose Your Vampire Personality?
You scored as Marius. You are the quiet cool. You are so mellow people are lulled into a false sense of security. When you are pissed god help anyone who crosses you?Marius92%Dracula83%Armand58%Angel58%Lestat50%Deacon Frost50%Blade42%Spike42%Louis25%Akasha17%Whose your Vampire personality? (images)created with QuizFarm.com

Whos Up For Joining Me?
http://groups.myspace.com/EastcoastAcons Thats the link to my group for my myspace east coast convintions i started. Come join so i can have people to meet up with at my convention up the east coast. ^_^

Who's Saved
Seeing is believing, dying is breathing, love leaving me now. Creeping through this world of eternal disease. Nothing you say will put my soul at ease I lost my heart when you walk out that door Never will I feel for anyone anymore Death is certain for I am one who embraces The fake and abusive, who hide behind many faces Punish me, I deserve all of your hate Steal my life before it's too late Don't turn your back on me again You can run, but you will never pretend That I wasn't your greatest pleasure In which no other, will ever measure Dead inside I may seem Once again I will dream One more dance in honor of the past One more breath, and it will be your last I am selfish and I am greedy You are evil and you're needy Together we thrive like demons awakened Together we bleed both forsaken Forever isn't long enough for me to get past it I take off my mask, I know that you see past it When the curtain falls on our frag

Who's The Boss Now?
Who's the Boss Now? by Seylah Kafar © My boss is one of the most unlikable people I've ever met. He's blatantly sexist, full of self-hatred (which he takes out on us), and very combative. His mere presence is enough to make everyone tense, irritable and unproductive. He's had numerous complaints lodged against him by employees (including me), both in his department and in others. I can't even stand to be in the same room with him. And I want to fuck this man's brains out. It's not his appearance - he's average-looking, at best, although he does have a nice smile. He has nice legs, too, and a decent body, but nothing really lust-inspiring. I fantasize that one day he calls me into his office, closes the door, and proceeds to bitch me out about something. We end up yelling, getting right up in each others' faces - and before we know what's happening, we're all over each other like animals, kissing and feeling and probing, rolling on the floor in a frenzy. We start dry humping,

Who's Really Eating Their Cake??
I found this in my TagWorld Inbox recently and it literally made me go... WTF???? I won't say who it's from but I will say it's someone I am unsure I would want as a friend. How could anyone have such a cold, self centered attitude on life and love? All I can say is remember this... You reap what you sow. Now it's everyone else's turn... Let me know what you think? I'VE BEEN TOLD THAT I HAVE USED THOSE WHO LOVED ME THE MOST. I THINK THAT A WOMAN HAS TO DO WHAT SHE HAS TO DO TO BE TAKEN CARE OF NO MATTER WHO GETS HURT. MEN OWE IT TO ME TO BEG , BORROW OR STEAL TO TAKE CARE OF ME. LET'S FACE IT, A WOMAN HAS TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE SITUATION TO BE SURE THAT SHE IS TAKEN CARE OF. WHEN THE GUY DOESN'T MEET MY EXPECTATIONS AS TO WHAT I NEED, THEN IT'S TIME FOR HIM TO HIT TO ROAD. AM I WRONG TO THINK THIS WAY? ME ON THE OTHER HAND, I WANT TO DO WHAT I WANT TO DO, WHEN I WANT TO DO IT AND IT'S MY BUSINESS AS TO WHO I DO IT WITH, BUT THAT'S JUST ME. TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT I

Who's Gonna Party??
NIGHT EVERYONE, LUV TO ALL, CAN'T SEND COMMENTS ON CT RIGHT NOW, BUT IT MAY ALSO BE THIS PIECE OF SHYTE PC THAT IS BRAND-SPANKING-NEW.....GRRRR..... SO HUGZ, KISSES, LIX & BITES TO EVERYONE....SEND ME SOME LUVING PLEASE!! ************************************************ ************************************************ AND BTW..... I AM ORGANIZING A SPRING BREAK TRIP TO THE ISLAND OF IBIZA ..........(LOOK IT UP IF YOU HAVE A QUESTION MARK OVER YOUR HEAD)........ IT WILL BE FROM MARCH 15TH TO THE 22ND. ANYONE WHO IS INTERESTED IN THE BIGGEST, HOTTEST WEEK-LONG PARTY WITH SOME OF THE WORLD'S TOP DJs!! LET ME KNOW & I CAN GIVE YOU INFO ON THE HOTELS UP THERE, AND I'M WORKING ON FLIGHT INFO.... LUV PEACE & AXLE GREASE, JENNA

Who's My Cherry Lover
I've always wanted to start one of these silly games, so let's see how well this one flies ... If you wanna be the secret lover of the person who posted this bulletin, send them a private message saying "me love you long time". Then repost this bulletin with the title "who's my cherry lover?" If you don't repost this within 69 seconds, then you're love life will stop dead in its tracks. Let the lovin begin! (repost of original by '~ HAFA ADAI ~' on '2006-11-01 20:30:23') (repost of original by 'Naughty Lil Devil' on '2006-11-01 21:03:13') (repost of original by 'taco4u23~juggalo homie~' on '2006-11-01 21:16:56') (repost of original by 'wzktm' on '2006-11-01 21:47:44') (repost of original by 'James' on '2006-11-01 22:46:34') (repost of original by '@-}Blackroses@-}' on '2006-11-01 22:48:54') (repost of original by 'Amber20' on '2006-11-01 22:51:02') (repost of original by 'BLUE EYED DEVIL' on '2006-11-02 00:49:10') (repost of original by '~Pain Is My Passion~

Whos My Friend?
OK IF YOU ALL DONT HAVE TIME TO READ ALL MY BLOGS AND COMMENT ON ALL MY BLOGS ,THEN IM DELETING YOU FROM MY FRIENDS LIST...I FIGURE IM HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS NOT HERE TO CYBER OR TRADE NUDE PICS ,SO IF IM GOING TO SPEND THE TIME WRITING BLOGS AND OPENING MYSELF UP TO YOU THAN ID APPRECIATE SOME FEEDBACK PLEASE....IF YOUR A SO CALLED FRIEND OR FAN THAN YOUD BE INTERESTED ABOUT MY FEELINGS AND HOW I VIEW THINGS IN LIFE......IM NOT HERE TO BE RATED ON BEAUTY OR PHYSICAL APPEARANCE,IM HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS..SEEMS LIKE LC IS ALL ABOUT WHOS THE HOTTEST AND WHO HAS THE MOST NUDE PICS...ILL HAVE 26 VIEWINGS ON ONE BLOG AND NOT ONE COMMENT POSTED...WTF..THATS BULLSHIT...SO IF U WANT TO REMAIN MY FRIEND ON MY LIST THAN BEST YOU COMMENT ON MY BLOGS...LETS SEE WHO REALLY EVEN CARES....IF THIS LC EXPERIENCE IS BASED ON SOCIAL NETWORKING THEN LETS BE SOCIAL....COMMENT ON SOME OF THE THINGS IVE POSTED IN MY BLOGS....THIS ISNT THE FIRST TIME IVE EXPRESSED MY FEELINGS ABOUT LACK OF FEEDBACK,SO WELL SEE

Who's Horny?
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!" His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes in the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the ass and say, "WHO'S HORNY".....?!!!" And she acts like she's sound asleep.

Whose Your Vampire Personality?
You scored as Dracula. You are the smooth sexy cool Dracula. Patient and lustful. If you were any cooler youd be ice. Great style with a way of seducing those around you. And three brides who wouldn't want to be him. Marius100%Lestat100%Blade100%Angel100%Deacon Frost100%Dracula100%Akasha67%Armand67%Spike50%Louis33%Whose your Vampire personality? (images)created with QuizFarm.com

Who's Dressing Me????????
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled You Can Be the Man of Your House. He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law! You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner you are going to go upstairs with me, and we will have the kind of sex that I want. After that, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then you will massage my feet and hands. Then after that's done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?" His wife replied, "The funeral director would be my guess." ________________________________________________________________

Who's Your Vampire Personality???
You scored as Marius. You are the quiet cool. You are so mellow people are lulled into a false sense of security. When you are pissed god help anyone who crosses you?Akasha100%Dracula100%Deacon Frost100%Marius100%Angel83%Blade83%Lestat67%Spike67%Armand50%Louis42%Whose your Vampire personality? (images)created with QuizFarm.com

Who's Going To Msg Me????
post this saying "Ask Me Out Already i like u" Even if you are single or not. Whoever wants to go out with you will message you saying "I would go out with you" (DON'T BE EMBARASED) Repost this in 90 sec you will be surprised who replys 2 you. even if u have a boyfriend or girlfriend PS. must do even if taken, if not u will have bad relationships for ten years

Who's Who On Cherrytap (continously Updated)
I am not sure what purpose I have with this list other than to document how man celebrities and CherryTAP staff acounts currently exists. Verified Celebrities TÔV - The Entertainment Industry Chaplain Jen Filmtopia Belladonna what did susaye? Chantelle Gary Busey ricksmuse Dr. Turi Bobbi Doll Alexander Shaumyan

Who Said This?
heres a thanksgiving day teaser for yas! "As a teenager, I was just another case of arrested development. My guidance counselor told me I would have been a serial killer if I didn't have such a short attention span." Jim Steinman~Creator of the bat out of hell triology with Meatloaf! HAPPY TURKEY DAY!!!

Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries
Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee. "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?" The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 17?" he asks solemnly. The wife is touched thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do," she replies. The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when you father caught us in the back seat of my car?" "Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. The husband continues..."Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun i

Who's Amber?
http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/missing/ashleyflores.asp Friends, Please look at the picture, read what her mother says, then forward his message on. Maybe if everyone passes this on, someone will see this child. That is how the girl from Stevens Point was found by circulation of her picture on tv. The internet circulates even overseas, South America , and Canada etc. Thanks Please pass this to everyone in your address book. ! We have a Deli manager (Acme Mark ets) from Philadelphia , Pa who has a 13 year old daughter who has been missing for 2 weeks. Keep the picture moving on. With luck on her side she will be found. "I am asking you all, begging you to please forward this email on to anyone and everyone you know, PLEASE. My 13 year old girl, Ashley Flores, is missing. She has been missing for now two weeks. It is still not too late. Please help us. If anyone any where knows anything, please con

Whose That Girl???
WHOSE THAT GIRL? I AM that girl who you will always see wearing a genuine smile I AM that girl that to get close to it really takes a while I AM that girl that you will love to for hours on end to sit and talk I AM that girl who for a friend that extra mile I’ll walk. I AM that girl who needs no other but wants what her heart desires I AM that girl who can’t stand one uppers, egotistical minds much less a liar I AM that girl that’s always a lady but definitely a kid at heart I AM that girl who is never waiting if you can’t keep up or take part. I AM that girl that adores who and appreciates what she has in life I AM that girl who someday would love to have Mr. Right and be his wife I AM that girl who if not at first you captivate me surely can be hard to impress I AM that girl whose heart just can not and will not settle for less. I AM that girl who can tell an easy guy because it’s not enticing to move along I AM that girl who isn’t perfect and indeed has done th

Who Started Christmas?
A woman was Christmas shopping with her two Children. After many hours of walking down row after Row of toys and after hours of hearing both her Children asking for everything they saw on those Many shelves, she finally made it to the store Elevator with her two children in hand. She was feeling what so many of us feel during the Holiday season time of the year - getting that Perfect gift for every single person on our shopping List, overwhelming pressure to go to every party, Every housewarming, taste all the holiday food and Treats, making sure we don't forget anyone on our Card list, and the pressure of making sure we Respond to everyone who sent us a card. Finally the elevator doors opened revealing a crowd in the car. She pushed her way in and dragged her two kids and all her bags of stuff in with her. As the doors closed she couldn't take it anymore and blurted out: "Whoever started this whole Christmas thing should be found, strung up, and shot." From the

Whose Your Vampire Personality?
You scored as Marius. You are the quiet cool. You are so mellow people are lulled into a false sense of security. When you are pissed god help anyone who crosses you?Marius100%Dracula100%Armand100%Blade67%Akasha50%Lestat50%Louis50%Angel50%Spike42%Deacon Frost17%Whose your Vampire personality? (images)created with QuizFarm.com

Who's The King Now?!?!
when you put midgets in a commercial for a product....that product will sell. i don't care what it is....you could be selling unsteralized needles laced with every std known to mankind...but if there's a midget selling it, i'll buy it. i came into this particular situation when i gazed upon this commercial for the first time... midgets selling hamburgers?....meat to cheese? no veggies? well, golly...sign me up! so, i went to burger king and had a stacker...i had me a quad on my first trip....after i finished it, i felt kinda sick...the oils and greases from the burger felt like they all rushed to my pores...my face felt like a sponge filled with oil....and as i sat in that restaurant feeling ill, only one thought entered my mind....i wanted to make an octi-stack. i trained for weeks, friends....slowly building up my tolerance for these midget-made burgers...and finally, i attempted the octi-stack one day. oh, it was a battle, my friends....a hard-fought battle of battleness. but i eme

Whos Who
Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together. The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'. The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'." The third Catholic woman says smugly, "My son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Eminence'." The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women give her this subtle "Well...?" She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6' 2", hard-bodied stripper. When he walks into a room, people say, 'Oh my God...'."

Who Started Christmas Anyway?
A woman was Christmas shopping with her two children. After many hours of walking down row after row of toys and after hours of hearing both her children asking for everything they saw on those many shelves, she finally made it to the store elevator with her two children in hand. She was feeling what so many of us feel during the holiday season time of the year, getting that perfect gift for every single person on our shopping list, overwhelming pressure to go to every party, every housewarming, taste all the holiday food and treats, making sure we don't forget anyone on our card list, and the pressure of making sure we respond to everyone who sent us a card. Finally the elevator doors opened revealing a crowd in the car. She pushed her way in and dragged her two kids and all her bags of stuff in with her. As the doors closed she couldn't take it anymore and blurted out, "Whoever started this whole Christmas thing should be found, strung up and shot." From the back of the

Who Says You Cant Ring A Doorbell With A Dick?
There once was a lady who was tired of living with men who were either physically abusive,who ran away from her, or who were horrible in bed. So she put an ad in the paper, that was asking for a man who: 1)would treat her nicely 2)wouldn't run away from her 3)would be good in bed. Three weeks passed, and there was no reply from any man. So she just figured that there wasn't a man alive who could live up to these expectations, so she just gave up. But then, one day she heard the doorbell ring. She answered it, and there on the front porch was a man in a wheel chair who didn't have any arms or legs. The man said "I'm here about the ad you put in the paper. As you can see, I have no arms so I can't beat you, and I have no legs so I can't run away from you." The woman replied, "Yes, but are you good in bed?" And the man said with a smirk on his face, "How do you think I rang the doorbell?"

Who Should Get Custody?
Who Should Get Custody? A couple wants a divorce, but first they must decide who will be the main guardian of their child. The jury asks both the man and woman for a reason why they should be the one to keep the child. So the jury asks the woman first. She says, "Well I carried this child around in my stomach for nine months and I had to go through a painful birth process. This is my child and a part of me." The jury is impressed and then turns to ask the man the same question. The man replies, "OK, I take a coin and put it in the drink machine and a drink comes out. Now tell me, who does the drink belong to: me or the machine?"

Whose Your Vampire Personality!?!?
You scored as Dracula. You are the smooth sexy cool Dracula. Patient and lustful. If you were any cooler youd be ice. Great style with a way of seducing those around you. And three brides who wouldn't want to be him. Dracula83%Angel67%Lestat50%Marius50%Spike50%Armand42%Blade25%Akasha17%Deacon Frost17%Louis0%Whose your Vampire personality? (images)created with QuizFarm.com

Who's Your Daddy???
Your Daddy Is Arnold Schwarzenegger What You Call Him: Big Daddy Why You Love Him: You don't love him, you just love calling him "daddy" Who's Your Daddy? Now that is funny. 1. My daughter came home from spending time with my folks in San Antonio telling me with a straight face that my daddy isn't really my daddy...and that my parents (as I know them to be) didn't really get married to one another 2 yrs before I was born, but afterwards. Of course, she was kidding (or I hope she was)...but, there are a lot of differences between me and my siblings. Kinda makes one wonder.... 2. Now this says my Daddy is Arnold???? LOL... Now, tell me... do you really see any resemblance??? LOL... :))

Whos To Blame
As my mind attempts to comprehend This void inside I just cannot seem to mend Because this concept just seems to transcend My mind's expectations: Though the thought never really occurred That your love was anything but pure That you always really were The person I could go to feel secure But you are poison, NOT a cure! Post excusing prior crimes I'd close my eyes and "walk a line" Appearing "fine" That wrongs were left behind Now I can't, no matter how hard I try... Because as soon as I wake You already try to break By leaving what you can't take As I lie here and await For the time when my heart will not ache For you to stop expecting the icing on the cake... In a way the fault is mine Had your wishes been declined Our relationship wouldn't be defined As full of lust and malign Though that is still no excuse For you to just use Exploit and abuse As I attempt to transfuse All that is of value From me to you So to excuse what was done After c

Who's Paying Attention???
You're a true friend, that I want you to know, Our love for each other has helped us to grow. We've been through some tough times, but we've made it through, The only one I ever trusted was you. No man or woman is worth your tears. The only one who is, will never make you cry. If you love someone, put their name in a circle, instead of a heart. Hearts can break, but circles go on forever. Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't . If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them. I'd be at the bottom to catch them. Don't frown, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile ! It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone---but it takes a lifetime to forget someone. "If you judge people, you have no time to love them."- - Get Your Own

Who Says You Have To Be Asleep To Dream?
It's 6:45am and I still haven't slept yet.. haha :) by the way, visit my friends: http://cherrytap.com/user/427061 http://cherrytap.com/user/565886 love, ♥ xpho3n1x if you are a myspacer, visit my page add me as a friend www.myspace.com/crazybeautiful856 sweetdreamzzzzzzz

Who's Moi' ?? ((ladies))
Someone set your world on fire with words too hot to handle and someone got you excited enough you were tempted to take a gamble You read that erotic poetry and wondered if you dared to send a little email and tell the author how much you cared! Someone stroked your ego and a few other important things too Made you feel you were her lover and she just couldn't live without you She plied you with temptation almost more than you could stand until you were tied up in knots and frantic to be her "Sweet Man" She described the feminine physique in detail beautiful and frank gave masculine libido and equipment more than a subtle yank She offered sweet hot kisses and other things you couldn't refuse She made you hot, Baby and expertly lit your fuse She told you love should be fun and you couldn't help but believe that anything she said wasn't meant to deceive It was the most intoxicating stuff you had read in quite a while and t

Who's Cryin' Now"
It's too late to say you're sorry You've been gone from here too long I hope you found what you were missing Cause I don't miss you here at all And it's too bad that I'm not crying for you baby, I'm saving my breath I'm saving my tears I'm saving my life for something Better than these years I've lost too much time Crying over you Don't look so surprised that I've Got better things to do Who's crying now? There's so many nights I wasted I was waiting for your call Did you think I'd wait forever? I guess you don't know me at all And I told you if you left you would regret it Thinking I would take you back, but you don't get it There's something you should know I finally let you go It had to end somehow Tell me who's crying now

Who Says Guys Don't Remember!!??
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room, "Why are you down here at this time of night?" The husband looks up from his coffee, "I am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only 16. Do you remember back then?" he says solemnly. The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so sensitive. "Yes, I do" she replies. The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?" "Yes, I remember," said the wife, lowering her

Whose Your Vampire Personality!
You scored as Dracula. You are the smooth sexy cool Dracula. Patient and lustful. If you were any cooler youd be ice. Great style with a way of seducing those around you. And three brides who wouldn't want to be him. Marius100%Dracula100%Angel83%Deacon Frost83%Akasha67%Spike67%Armand67%Lestat33%Blade33%Louis33%Whose your Vampire personality? (images)created with QuizFarm.com

Who's The True U
The True You You want your girlfriend or boyfriend to be together with you always, no matter when or where. With respect to money, you spend as little as possible. You think good luck doesn't exist - reality is built on practicalities. The hidden side of your personality tends to be satisfied to care for things with a minimal amount of effort. You are tend to think about others' feelings a lot, perhaps because you are so eager to be liked. When it comes to finding a romantic partner, you base your search on information from your friends. Who's The True You?

Who's The True You?
The True You You want your girlfriend or boyfriend to be together with you always, no matter when or where. With respect to money, you spend as little as possible. You think good luck doesn't exist - reality is built on practicalities. The hidden side of your personality tends to be a little selfish. You only do what interests you. You are tend to think about others' feelings a lot, perhaps because you are so eager to be liked. When it comes to finding a romantic partner, you make opportunities to interact with many people through club activities or a hobby, then select someone you like. Who's The True You?

Who's Your Mama
Thursday evening the contest "who's your mama" starts if you could vote for me I would be so happy! The link to the page is Whos Your Daddy?@ CherryTAP The rules will be as follows: > > 1. No down rating pics, but it will still count as a vote anyways. > > 2. Show good sportsmanship, do not be nasty to other people in the contest. I will not tolerate any BS. > > 3. You may obtain comments in whatever manners that CT allows. > > 4. No NSFW pics, I will not enter them. > > 5. Comment bombing will be allowd, the winner will be determined by most comment votes. > > 6. I will allow voting for yourself as well. > > SO COME VOTE FOR ME !!!!!

Who's The Best Family On Ct Contest
~ Okay Family Contest ~ I want to have a family contest on CT and all the familys enter there Logo and then everyone votes and comments on it the family with the highest wins. Also a good way for people who aren't in family to join the familys. Just really to spread the news out! so i'll be taking family logos send to my inbox and i will add the family! and may the best family win! maria ~~UBER MARIA..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

The Who's Who Of 52
Adam Strange - Adam Strange is an archeologist and science-adventurer whose knack for getting into trouble is matched only by his ability to get out of it. A man of two worlds, he was born on Earth but made a life on the planet Rann after falling onto the path of a Zeta Beam-a teleportation ray designed by Rann's leading scientist, Sardath. Strange became Rann's greatest hero, utilizing all kinds of high-tech weaponry to battle interstellar threats. He fell in love with Sardath's daughter Alanna, but they couldn't be together for long; the Zeta radiation wore off after several hours, returning Strange to Earth until he could track down the next Beam. Once advances in Zeta technology enabled Strange to relocate permanently, he and Alanna had a daughter, Aleea. Animal Man - Buddy Baker is an everyday kinda family guy who happens to have "animal powers..." and the weirdest adventures of any superhero anywhere. A victim of a bizarre camping accident-a spaceship blew up in his face-Buddy

Who's Real Friend...go By Da .thumb Rules
HEY DEARS , WHO IS A REAL FRIEND ...HERE IS THE THUMB RULE Faithful A friend is always faithful to you, even during the bad times. Eliable A friend is reliable..you can count on them to always be there. N touch

Who's Colored?
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK, " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you're born you're pink, " "When you grow up you're white, " "When you're sick, you're green, " "When you go in the sun you turn red, " "When you're cold you turn blue, " "And when you die you turn purple." "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.... Pass it on if you HATE racism

Who's A Girl Gotta Screw To Get Some Pancakes Around Here?!?!
Yeah, I don't know. I want pancakes. My ex made the best pancakes. I'm at work, slightly bored silly and want some damn pancakes. Heh....Fuck you, Atkins!!! In other news, I've decided based on the finding of my mumm that it's not worth it to date and try to have a higher level of hanging out past 'just friends' but not as intimate as boyfriendness or a booty call, which will lead to relationships which will lead to drama which will lead to more pain in the ass for me. Who needs that crap? I've got my hands full with work, my music, my writing and my fiends...I mean friends. But I might fuck somebody if pancakes will be made for me afterward. Note: I'm stellar in the sack, so pancakes? Anyone? Yep...I'm now a carb whore. Not as slimming as being a crack whore. Go fig. =-)

Who Son Is This??? Lmao J/k
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes, it is." Boy: "I have a baseball." Man: "That's nice" Boy: "Want to buy it?" Man: "No, thanks." Boy: "My Dad's outside." Man: "OK, how much?" Boy: "$250" In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together. Boy: "Dark in here." Man: "Yes, it is." Boy: "I have a baseball glove." The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?" Boy: "$7! 50" Man: "Sold." A few days later, the Dad says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch." The boy says, "I can't,

Who's The True You?
The True You You want your girlfriend or boyfriend to be more relaxed, calm, and composed. With respect to money, you spend as little as possible. You think good luck is something you won't attain - you expect bad luck. The hidden side of your personality tends to be methodical in your ways - with trouble adapting to the rules of society. You are tend to think about others' feelings a lot, perhaps because you are so eager to be liked. When it comes to finding a romantic partner, you base your search on information from your friends. Who's The True You?

Whos At Fault? Child Predators Or Parents Of The Kids
i keep seeing commercials for a show that catches child predators online? im wondering! if there are predators out on the net meeting young kids and abusing them? yes they are sickos but where are the parents of these kids? why are they allowing them to be chatting? why arent they watching what they are doing online? my daughters computer is in living room and i keep an eye of her (one hour) of time online.. i cant imagine why parents wouldnt be monitoring there children? its like taking your kid to a bar and dropping them off!! People watch what your kids are doing online there would be less chances for the predators to get these kids. kids are at an age where they need guidence so that things like child predators cant happen to your kids... agian just my thought

Who's Who
Who wrote the tune the songbird sings? Who made the diamonds we wear on rings? Who caused the snow and rain to fall? Who made spring, winter, summer and fall? Who gave man a woman to love? Who made the clouds and sky above? Who lights the stars and moon in the night? Who makes heaven and beyond so bright? Who gives us babies we follow till death? Who made us able to speak with our breath? Who gives us heroes willing to die? Who made the tears we shed as we cry. Who shows us hope and guides our way? The same one who loves us night and day

Who's The Ambassador Of Romance In Venus,a Brief About Him
I am the Wind Of Eternity, "I am the heartbeat. I bring peace to those seeking it. I really feel that love is the only key to everything, And for me, love is sex. When i'm having sex, i can feel every little bit of the universe in my veins. This is why i am so refreshing and can have sex for three days without even sleeping. I am the channel, dedicated to make you feel the life, through loving." I am Smoke On The Water, "I am the prayer. I am the bridge between my lovers and god. I feel everything you feel, i feel everything god feels. I always have something to say, but instead of just saying it, i want to sing it with my body on you. I am your best dream, and worst nightmare. I am what you are hiding, and i am gonna be revealed in bed." I am Piercing Truth, I am the mirror. I absorb and own everything i come close to. Knowledge is my weapon. When i'm in bed, my partners are usually shocked to see that i completely know what they want and need. My thirst for sex, is actually t

Who's Next?!?!?!
FAKE poets I'm sunnin' 'em, wack emcee's i'm gunnin' 'em ... give up ya rhymes I'm runnin' 'em burn dem bitches up I'm done wit 'em Who was that cat from the A who thought he was the one wit 'em? His lyrics was aiight school's in session son I'm havin fun wit 'em One by One my foes fall flat to my barrage, lyrical, miracle no sir I'm just a rhyme God! The B-R-O-N-X respect that shit see, I'm not new to this shit Check it out I'll let you have it b dust off the hammer and I grab it with a vice grip, busting off shot after shot makin' ya duck quick. When I step to the stage and the mic you best believe it sun...its murder one, bitch ya done...and its without a gun. Breaker, breaker 1-2, 1-2 what's the emergency? This fake as joker from the south thought he could fuck with me. Kinetic Energy? Never bitch I'm Ending thee, now your a Voodoo Daddy, come on son whats with the change up B? Check each letter in the verse from the last line, its been along time son that

Who's Working For You!
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics: * 29 have been accused of spousal abuse * 7 have been arrested for fraud * 19 have been accused of writing bad checks * 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses * 3 have done time for assault * 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit * 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges * 8 have been arrested for shoplifting * 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits * 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year... Can you guess which organization this is? Give up yet? It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.

Who's Listening
Just curious ladies, out of all the women who have requested me as a friend, I will take a picture of whatever the most ladies respond to, in full, and also, make mention of how many women have requested it. There are bonus points if it is an in action shot of some sort, but, they must be made a request, and not be a prude in order if I say "so and so" requested this and or 5 women requested this. Lets see who's paying attention....... :)

Who Said That?
It was the first day of school and a new student named Pedro Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. "Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?'" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Pedro, who had his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775." "Very good!" said the teacher. "Now, who said, 'Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth?'" Again, no response except from Pedro: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863." The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed! Pedro, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do!" She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Mexicans!" "Who said that?" she demanded. Pedro put his hand up. "Jim Bowie, 1836." At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke." The teacher glared and asked, "All right! Now, who said that?" Again, Pedro answered, "George

Who's Going To Join Me?
I'm heading for home here in a few minutes. We have gymnastics class at 6 and then I will be hopping on this place to share a few beers with my cherry peeps! (for real beers, not virtual beers. lol) I most likely will be hangin here! http://cherrytap.com/lounge.php?l=5817 So meet me at 7! XOXOXO BeerQueen

Who's Entertainment Am I Here For?......
MY OWN LINES! Current mood: cold *LIFE HAS CHANGED NOT YET IMPROVED THINKING IS DIFFERENT MOSTLY OPTIMISTIC LOOKS STAY THE SAME SLOWLY CHANGING FROM THE INSIDE OUT OPINIONS LOST HEART TAKING CENTER STAGE FINDING A NEW BEGINING TIME TO TURN THE PAGE NEW CHAPTER NEW BOOK ENDING FOREVER UNSEEN SEARCHING FOR MEANING SEARCHING EVEN HARDER FOR PURPOSE SOME CONFUSED SOME PERFECTLY CLEAR MOST SEEK ENTERTAINMENT SHOWS OVER BITCH I WRITE MY OWN LINES -G-

Whos This Hawt Lil Mama..lol
CLICK ON PIC BELOW..TO HELP ME OUT.. AND I WILL HELP YOU ASWELL..YOU ALL ROCK.. AND THANX TO LITA AND B FOR COMMENT BOMBING THE HELL OUT OF IT..HAHA LOVE YA GUYS!!.. COME SHOW YOUR GIRL SOME LOVE.. THANX. Come vote for Honey now!!!

Who's The Most Sexiest Cherry
come on guy's and gal's I wanna see the most sexiest breath taken pud popping babe on this site so place ur pic or rip a pic and slap it in here I got a shit load of 11's too give away so cum one cum all !!!!!

Who Stays And Who Goes.....
Ok My List has grown and gotten a bit BIG and there are SOME people On it, I Maybe met once and then Never heard from them again~! IF you Would Like to Stay Please Let Me Know.:) Because i got Most of these people who Added me and then i dont See them on for Months At a time!! Are they just "Collecting" friends??

Who Said They Did It Right
Remember this? Thought you might be interested in this forgotten bit of information.......... It was 1987! At a lecture the other day they were playing an old news video of Lt.Col. Oliver North testifying at the Iran-Contra hearings during the Reagan Administration. There was Ollie in front of God and country getting the third degree, but what he said was stunning! He was being drilled by a senator; "Did you not recently spend close to $60,000 for a home security system?" Ollie replied, "Yes, I did, Sir." The senator continued, trying to get a laugh out of the audience, "Isn't that just a little excessive?" "No, sir," continued Ollie. "No? And why not?" the senator asked. "Because the lives of my family and I were threatened, sir." "Threatened? By whom?" the senator questioned. "By a terrorist, sir" Ollie answered. "Terrorist? What terrorist could possibly scare you that much?" "His name is Osama bin Laden, sir" Ollie replied. At this point the senator tried to repeat the name, but cou

Who's Your Daddy?
> I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS > > A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a > beautiful blond woman wave at > him and say hello. > > He's rather taken aback, because he can't place > where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know > me?" > > To which she replies, "I think you're the father of > one of my kids." > > Now his mind travels back to the only time he has > ever been unfaithful to > his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper > from my bachelor party > that I made love to on the pool table with all my > buddies watching, while > your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???" > > She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm > your son's math teacher."

Who Sings This? Just See'in Who's Cool
what the blood clot.... i rap alot.... whatcha goin to do when the beat go drop.... what ya talkin about willis? who the illest? you know my name is adam stop callin me phillis

"who's My Man?"
Now u gotta repost this as "Who's My girl?" or "Who's My man?" The first person to message you saying ..."Im your girl."... or "Im your man" will be your CHERRYTAP Babe... You have 2 even if u have a boyfriend or girlfriend. You'd be surprised who wants to be yours.=) Very fun to do

Whos My Man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now u gotta repost this as "Who's My girl?" or "Who's My man?" The first person to message you saying ..."Im your girl."... or "Im your man" will be your CHERRYTAP Babe... You have 2 even if u have a boyfriend or girlfriend. You'd be surprised who wants to be yours.=) Very fun to do

Who Said??
Under the Lamp left standing under the lamp burning through my skull cant move nailed to the floor chained from the ceiling made to stand there under the lamp burning a hole feeling the blood drip down whats left of my hair over my face standing there unable to move laughing voices chains are pulled tighter more nails to hold me in place my last breath ~me~

Who Said Blondes Were Dumb..
A lawyer and a sexy blonde with huge boobs, are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. Curiosity gets the better of the lawyer and asks the blonde with sexy legs and huge tits about her profession. The hottie tells him that she is a model Satisfied, the lawyer introduces himself and asks the hot blonde whether she would like to play a fun game. The sexy model just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, and explains that the game is really easy and a lot of fun. He explains "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and visa-versa." Again, the blonde model politely declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $50!" figuring that since she is a blonde that he will easily win the match. This catches the blonde's

Who Says Men Forget Anniversaries
Who Says Men Forget Anniversaries A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room, "Why are you down here at this time of night?" The husband looks up from his coffee, "I am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only 16. Do you remember back then?" he says solemnly. The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so sensitive. "Yes, I do" she replies. The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?" "Yes, I remember," said the wife, low

Who's Afraid Of The Big Bad Boss?
(Originally Posted on July 24, 2006)There's a new person (supposedly) coming in here in the next few weeks to be the Idiot Boss's "right-hand-man" (well, woman). She is going to be supporting all of Idiot Boss's things and will be taking HR over.Here's the thing: Rumor has it she turned down a major CEO position herself to come and do this.Many people are speculating that she is actually coming in to replace IB after learning what he does. If so, I'll have a new boss by year's end.tag: job, career, office politics, Idiot Boss

Who's Afraid Of The Big Bad Boss? Part 2
(Originally Posted on July 25, 2006)(Continuation of last post from yesterday)I really don't know if that's a good thing or not. I mean, change can be good or bad. Right now the worst thing about this place is the backwards method of compensation. Sales personnel (who can be trained in a relatively short period of time) get great pay, get paid time off, receive bonuses, etc. The tech department (who's training always takes months to get them decently trained) are paid less, by the hour (with no paid time off), no bonuses, etc.However, we do get to wear what we want (no dress codes), we don't get fired easily (except one guy got fired for reeking of moth balls, causing a health hazard), etc.I just wonder if it'll still be like that when/if we get a new boss...tag: job, career, office politics, Idiot Boss

Who's In Charge?
In the human body, which organ is in charge? All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge. The brain said: "I should be in charge, because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen." "I should be in charge," said the heart, "because I pump the blood and circulate oxygen all over the body, so without me you'd all waste away." "I should be in charge," said the stomach, "because I process food and give all of you energy." "I should be in charge," said the rectum, "because I'm responsible for waste removal." All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, and the blood was toxic. Eventually the other organs gave in. They all agreed that the rectum should be the boss. The moral of the story? You don't have to be smart or important to be in charge... just an asshole.

Who's Dependable? (for Women)
Time passes. Life happens. Distance separates. Children grow up. Jobs come and go. Love waxes and wanes. Men don't do what they're supposed to do. Hearts break. Parents die. Colleagues forget favors. Careers end. BUT - Sisters are there, no matter how much time and how many miles are between you. A girlfriend is never farther away than needing her . When you have to walk that lonesome valley and you have to walk it by yourself, the women in your life will be on the valley's rim, cheering you on, praying for you, pulling for you, intervening on your behalf, and waiting with open arms at the valley's end. Sometimes, they will even break the rules and walk beside you, or come in and carry you out. Girlfriends, daughters, granddaughters, daughters-in-law, sisters, sisters-in-law, mothers, grandmothers, aunties, nieces, cousins and extended family all bless our life. When we began this adventure called womanhood, we had no idea of

Who's That In The Picture??
After a long night of making love to his new girlfriend, Fred notices a photo of a man on her bedside table. At first, he really didn't give it much thought; she had never mentioned it so why should he. But after a month or so into the relationship he begins to stress about it; even imagining the photo is staring at him doing the deed. It was causing him so much anxiety that he finally decides to ask about it. "Is this your ex-husband?" he nervously asks. "No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him. "Another boyfriend, then?" he continues. "No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear. "Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured. "No, no, no!!!" she answers. "Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands. "That's me 6 months ago"

Who's Real?
There was once upon a time that I thought I had close friends on the net. Believed every word they said... then..was hit with a sledge hammer one day and realized that my best friend wasn't my friend after all. How do I trust anyone else .. ever? Who is real? Who is honest? I begin to think that I'm over it all then.. BOOM.. I happen to see some one today that looks so much like him that I almost fall to tears. I'm so skeptical now.. people who I've talked to for over 6 months on the net... I now question if they are being real with me. I can honestly say.. with me.. what you see is what you get.. no games.. not lies.. just honest friendship. Thankfully I'm venturing further away from the net.. because..woo hoo.. I have a JOB.. lol.. but.. I still love all my friends that I have made over the past year and still want to be as close as ever... but.. I'm making friends that don't include me sitting at the puter typing every word and making smiley faces for all my emotions.. lol

Who Said...
Who said you cant have it your way ? Well they where wrong because right here at After Shock Radio 247,, you can have it your way . we play what the listener wants when they want it. we also have special shows we put on where in those times we will announce that the request lines are closed until after the show. so why listen to anyone ealse? come on over to the Shock side and tune your players into After Shock Radio 247. www.aftershockradio247.com we even have a sweet lil tool bar just for all of you to use with a player on it so you can tune into After Shock any time. We've got awesome DJs too , some of them are even here at Cherry Tap , like Onyx Illusions and Dragontat and of course my Tamma , my DJ name is Pebbles. So tune us in and show the luv, and while your checkin us out make sure to check out the vote links and give us a vote. Hope to be seeing ya'll there at After Shock where its always a Shockin

Who's Bored????
Ok... So... I really want a morph however, there's ONE simple problem... I don't have the software. SOOOO... I was hoping that one of you lovely cherries would be a sweetheart and help me out =) I just want my face turned into a pink flower... I have everything for it. If you're interested.. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEEEE Let me know!! Thanks everyone!! ~Josh's Biotch~

Who's The One
When all the colors begin to fade And the imitations turn to grey When the Iron Man begins to rust And the Holy Water turns to dust What will be your savior now Dragon or machine Who will wear the crown of thorns In Mother Nature's dream Who's the one Who claimed my liberty Robbed my soul of freedom How long must I put up with the Unholy sound of your gun Tell me, brother When believers start to lose the faith And the naked army falls from grace When all extremes return to one See them melt into the setting sun The bounty on the rebel's heart Washed away the pride Drove the voice a million miles Across the great divide Who's the one Who claimed my liberty Robbed my soul of freedom Who's the one Who denied my eyes to see Truth behind double tongue Who's the one Who claimed my liberty Robbed my soul of freedom How long must I put up with the Unholy sound of your gun Tell me, brother The bounty on the rebel's heart Washed away the pride Drov

Who's Who
Who's Who The ISAF mission has many levels. NATO’s role The Alliance will be responsible for the planning and command of the peacekeeping force. This will include providing a force commander and headquarters. Allied Joint Force Command Headquarters Brunssum responsiblity The operation will be conducted under the overall command of the Allied Command Operations and will be run by the Joint Force Commander, Gen. Egon Ramms (German Army) , at NATO's Allied Joint Force Command Headquarters Brunssum (JFC HQ Brunssum). Commanders appointed The Supreme Allied Commander Europe, Gen. John Craddock, has appointed Gen. Dan K.McNeill (US Army) as the Commander of the ISAF mission, Maj. Gen. G Robison (UK Royal Marine) as the Deputy Commander of Stability, Maj. Gen. Meulman (Royal Netherlands Air Force) as the Deputy Commander of Air, Maj Gen S R Layfield (US Army) as the Deputy Commander of Security, and Maj. Gen. Kasdorf (GE Army) as the Chief of staff. ----------------------

Who's Your Inner Rock Star?
You Are Sheryl Crow! Down to earth with tons of creative energy When you talk, everyone can relate to you "Life springs eternal On a gaudy neon street Not that I care at all" Who's Your Inner Rock Chick?

Who's It Gonna Be???
Bob Barker: No Favorites for Successor (AP) PASADENA, Calif. The man with a golden voice who gave away warehouses of refrigerators and sofas during his 35 years as host of “The Price Is Right” says the secret to a good game-show host is the ability to listen. Too many are thinking of what they should say next instead of picking up on what the contestants are telling them, said the soon-to-retire Bob Barker. “These people are little gems with which you can create laughter and good times,” Barker told TV critics late Thursday. None of his bosses asked Barker for his opinion on a successor. He said he doesn’t have a favorite. Barker, who turned 83 in December, said he wanted to retire “while I’m still young,” and credits his vegetarian diet for his good health. He had a different answer when asked how he’s able to maintain his energy. “Booze,” he said to a laugh. His last taping of CBS Corp.’s CBS network show is June 6, with the swan song to air soon afte

Who's Guilty?
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Who's Interested........he He He
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Who's There?
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Who's The Real Issue?
Ok so I'm tired of listening to my guy friends bitch about women so much. So what if the one you want doesn't like you..or has a boy friend...IT'S THEIR LIFE!! Or how bout that you can't get ass on a first date...so what we're not all down for that shit. Or maybe the fact that you can't find someone that wants you...Maybe it's you not everyone else. How bout that only the "fat ones" want you...maybe you're too pushy or you're just not good enough for the hot ones. Hey maybe the fact that you have 3 dates cancel on you in a month...obviously they found something better to do. Get over it...don't make us the issue when it's more than likely you. Re assess your life take a break then get back in the game when you really know what you want or need. Maybe I'm just dumb and venting, but I'm tired of the shit. It's not always the women that are the issue...especially when you can't get any.

Who Says Good Girls Cant Have Fun?
Who says good girls cant have fun? Live your life to the fullest, work hard, play even harder, cherish your friends and family, love your man, and at the same time, keep your responsibilities and priorities straight. ....your probably curious on who i am.... .. Im just the girl next door you havent met... If you got to this section, you're probably interested in who I am. I'm nothing out of the ordinary, just someone who doesnt really ask for much, but the simple things in life. I live simply and independantly. I'm constantly on the go, but I try to make time for everyone. I never ask for anything more than what I already have in my life and I have great people who I hold close to my heart who inspire me to be a better person everyday. They make things interesting and keep me smiling. Mwah!! Just wanna say that I have already met the most amazing people in my life, they totally blow my mind, and make me jump for joy whenever I hear from them. But.. I can always ma

Who Sang This Song
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Who's Walking Beside You?
I was once told by a very smart man in my life that when everything is said and done and we leave this earth and make it to heaven, who do you want walking by your side? Do you love based on vanity and lust or heart and soul? Up in heaven there are no bodies. Just the beauty of our hearts and souls. What person do you want walking next to you in eternity? Someone strong of heart and soul or someone strong of body? Enrich your life with someone that has a beautiful heart and soul. Your life will only become better because of it.

Whose Your Vampire Personality
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Whosoever Will
The fourth chapter of the New Testament book of James is essentially a regression -- that is, it addresses how as Christians we are to deal with the issues in the world around us, next our issues with one another, and then with ourselves and God. I know, that's a lot for any chapter or any book to claim. And for those of you who are Christians reading this, it IS a Bible study, so it's going to come up. But it wouldn't hurt to take a look at this regarding your own relationships as well; after all, when Jesus walked the earth, He didn't gravitate to the religious people -- in fact, it's the religious people in every generation who often obscure what God really has to say. Sure, the religious were and are welcome in the church (which James is addressed to, hence it being called a "general epistle" or letter), but past serving God with all their heart, soul, and mind and loving their neighbors as themselves, everything else is a non-issue. (If I'm being heretical, then what was Jesu

Who's With Me On This?
This massive, gaudy, ridiculously lavish carnival of a social network would be considerably more amusing to peruse (as would its ostensible purpose: to get one's ego stroked) if the intellectual caliber of its members was on average more impressive than that of a brain-addled Mongolian yak. Prove me wrong. Please, do. (Given this opinion, why am I still on, you ask? Because sometimes - not always - but sometimes, it's fun to shoot fish in a barrel.)

Whos Going?
June-Pride Month PRIDEChicago Celebration 2007 38th Annual Parade, Sunday June 24 The Pride Parade is scheduled each year for the last Sunday in June at 12 Noon. The parade route: Step off from the Halsted & Belmont corner, proceeding north on Halsted (to Broadway); then south on Broadway (to Diversey); then east on Diversey to Cannon Drive, in Lincoln Park. Grand Marshal: former NBA player, John Amaechi. hope to see you there:)

Who's This Guy?,,,
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand. "There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied. He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, the guy began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously. "No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear. "Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy. Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."

Who's On First?
Who's on first? Abbott & Costello Abbott: Well Costello, I'm going to New York with you. The Yankee's manager gave me a job as coach for as long as your on the team. Costello: Look Abbott, if your the coach, you must know all the players. Abbott: I certainly do. Costello: Well you know I've net the guys. So you'll have to tell me their names, and then I'll know who's playing on the team. Abbott: Oh, I'll tell you their names, but you know it seems to me they give these ball players now-a-days very peculiar names. Costello: You mean funny names? Abbott: Strange names, pet names...like Dizzy Dean... Costello: His brother Daffy Abbott: Daffy Dean... Costello: And their French cousin. Abbott: French? Costello: Goofe' Abbott: Goofe' Dean. Well, let's see, we have on the bags, Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third... Costello: That's what I want to find out. Abbott: I say Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third.

Who's Your Daddy
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Who's In Charge???
A Submissive's Ethics "I'm in charge" This is a realization that some submissives have from the beginning and that hits others like a thunderbolt. The Dominant has Control, but the submissive chooses to be under it. The submissive chooses to kneel, and sets limits within which the Dominant controls what happens. In time, trust grows and the scope of that control will grow with it. In a sane, safe and consensual relationship, a submissive has control over how far she submits and within what limits. It is confidence in this control, which is expressed as trust in her Dominant, that allows her to truly submit. This includes having control over: safe sexual practices; stages in the transfer of power; the involvement of witnesses or participants; the creation of photographed, videotaped or other evidence of activities. A submissive also has the right to be well and truly used, to have as much power as she wants to give taken, and to be taken on

Who's Your Friend?
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Who Said 3's A Crowd
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