Why The Wedding Ring Is On The Fourth Finger
Why should the wedding ring be worn on the fourth finger? There is a beautiful and convincing explanation given by the Chinese... Your Thumb represents your Parents Your Second (Index) finger represents your Siblings Your Middle finger represents your-Self (centered between all those around you) Your Fourth (Ring) finger represents your Life Partner & Your Last (Little) finger represents your children First, open your palms (face to face), bend the middle fingers and hold them together - back to back Second, open and hold the remaining three fingers and the thumb - tip to tip (as shown in the figure above): Now, try to separate your thumbs (representing the parents)...they will open, because your parents are not destined to live with you lifelong, and have to leave you sooner or later. Please join your thumbs as before and separate your Index fingers (representing siblings)...., they will also open, because your brothers and sisters will have th

Why This One?
Why this one Why this friend, What do i have to feel the way i do, Why do i have to feel the pain of looseing another friend to a decenion i've made Why Dose my heart feel like itz bein ripped out Why do i have to let this friend walk out of my life like he was never there, Why cant i go back and fix things before they got bad, Tell me why I have to feel this pain, Tell me why this friend walked away!

Why The Feet??
The teacher asks Little Johnny "Which body part goes to heaven first?" Little Johnny replies "The feet miss" So the teacher says "Why the feet?" And Little Johnny says "Because when I go in my mummys bedroom at night she has her legs in the air shouting 'Oh my God I'm coming'"

Why The New Guy Got Fired From Dairy Queen!
Shot at 2007-08-20

Why They Bashing Her...maybe She Knows Something We Dont?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070825/ap_on_el_pr/clinton_terror_politics Dem rivals rap Clinton on terror comment By HOLLY RAMER, Associated Press Writer Fri Aug 24, 9:08 PM ET Democratic rivals criticized Hillary Rodham Clinton on Friday for her comment that a terror attack before the election would help the Republicans. On Thursday, the New York senator told supporters in Concord that she could defeat any Republican nominee, in part because she already knows how her opponents will go after her and because she is good at handling the unexpected. "There are circumstances beyond our control, and I think I am better able to handle things I have no control over," she said. "It's a horrible prospect to ask yourself 'What if? What if?' But if certain things happen between now and the election, particularly with respect to terrorism, that will automatically give the Republicans an advantage again, no matter how badly they have mishandled it, no matter how much more dangerous

Why The Dishonesty "hypnotic Star"?
So and incident occurred..."Hypnotic Star" and I agreed to exchange 11s w/ each other....for the record...when I say I'm going to do something, I do it and I follow through. We exchanged so we could both benefit during Happy Hour. She said she only had 82 and I only had 88, so we started rating each other....I used all of mine on her...all 88!!! She only rated w/ 42....so great, I why did She stop? In the end she says she didn't even want to and started swearing at me and shit...this sounds so 1 sided that she's the bad guy and shit, but I keep my cool, after all, there's no point to on fubar when we should all be having a good time.....some advice now for everyone... This isn't to slander this person, only to make everyone aware that this person or anybody...when you decide exchange in 11s...do it in smaller amounts 10 11s each and keep going....and be careful of the emotionally unstable people out there.....whatever...hahahahaha.... Enjoy your 3 day weekend everybody and wish

Why The Sun Follows The Moon
Rock House: Why the Sun Follows the Moon California Indian Legend Southern Maidu Re-told by Barbara Shining Woman Warren This story was collected in Yuba County by Don May, a Cherokee and told to Barbara Warren in 1990. Don originally heard the story in 1980 from his eighty year old Southern Maidu friend, Frazier Edwards. Frazier had lived in this area all his days; this was the home of his ancestors. The Maidu are a Northern-Central Valley tribe of California. Originally their territory encompassed both sides of the Sacramento River. The Maidu are among the most gifted basket makers in the world. As a legend which has never been previously recorded, it is being placed on Cherokees of California's webpage so that others may "hear the words" once again. Rock House is the Southern Maidu name for Paines Peak. The twelve hundred foot high Paines Peak is a jagged out-cropping of volcanic rock. It is located within a circle of the foothill roads of Old Marysville, Fruitland,

Why Talk Like A Pirate - And How
Why is this day different from all others? Why do we need an International Talk Like a Pirate Day? Make no mistake. We do. But it's a little hard to articulate why, especially when you've made the mistake of referring to your wife as a scurvy bilge rat and tried to order her back into the galley. Talking like a pirate is fun. It's really that simple. It gives your conversation a swagger, an elán, denied to landlocked lubbers. The best explanation came from a guy at a Cleveland radio station who interviewed us on the 2002 Talk Like a Pirate Day. He told us we were going to be buried by people asking for interviews because it was a "whimsical alternative" to all the serious things that were making the news so depressing. In other words, silliness is the holiday's best selling point. Before we go any further, there's something we need to be clear about. Pirates were and are bad people. Really reprehensible. Even the most casual exploration of the history of pirates (and

Why The Us Navy Is Better Than The Iraqi Navy
US Navy Iraqi Navy Need I show more? LOL

Why The Nice People
I am not the type of person to just watch others hurt people with insults so when this guy I work with at Mcdonalds happens to be getting harrassed I defended him. Then a few weeks later I was working with him againnd he was telling me he needed a place to stay on Sunday...I of coourse said he coould come stay at m house... He said how great that was and we made plans for him to meet me at 2 at mcdonalds and when i went home he came home with me. It was great or so I thought. We bought a caseys pizza and a case of bear and my neighbors came down and we all played cards... My husband works for a construction place and is gone for a week at a time right now so he had to leave for work Monday morning... We had a bill due so I got the bill money from Robby and being the trusting person I am didn't think twice about setting it on my entertainment center... I walked robby out at 5 in the morning we said our good byes and I went back inside...Bobby was sitting up on the hida bed and sai

Why Things Fade
I was fourteen and on my way west, And she kissed me with tongues for the first time. "Now you have a reason to come back." She said. But the west it was calling. And back is a place that I don't care to go. And she was the first to fade away. I was eighteen and Army bound, And she kissed me for the first time. "Now you have a reason to come back." she said. And oh how I wanted to stay. But my uncle was calling. The man I was to become was waiting. It was years before she began to fade. I was twenty-four and headed west, And we made love for the first time. "Now you have a reason to come back." she said. And I knew I'd be moving on, Even faded, she left an impression. I was twenty-nine and headed. . . somewhere. When she said; "How come no girl ever captured your heart? In all of your travels, has no one ever, Given you something to come back for?" And how do I explain how things fade? Back isn't a place that I go. And what saddens me, Is that no one o

Why Teachers Stress Out...
Did you hear about the Montana teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots? He asked for help & she could see why. Even with her pulling & him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on. Finally, when the 2nd boot was on, she had worked up a sweat. She almost cried when the little boy said"Teacher, they're on the wrong feet." She looked & sure enough,they were. It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as together they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the right feet. He then announced, "These aren't my boots." She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face & scream, "Why didn't you say so?" like she wanted to. And, once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet. No sooner they got the boots off & he said, "They're my brother's boots. My Mom made me wear 'em." Now she didn't know if she should laugh or

Why The Points
So, I'm at work, and I leave a window open for interaction here at fubar How come I feel guilty having it open for my co-workers to see? anyone else out there feel the same way?

Why The Double Standard
What is a MUMM? MuMMs (Make up My Mind) are polls which allow the fubar community to help you make up your mind...just like asking a bartender at a bar a question! Inappropriate content will be deleted. How do I make a MUMM? Click on the “MuMMs” link under the “My” drop down menu at the top left of your page or look for the “My MuMMs” tab at the center of your homepage. Next click on the yellow “create a mumm” link and follow the prompts. ANY adult or inappropriate content will be deleted. What is considered NSFW (Not Safe for Work)? A photo is deemed NSFW if it is: • Explicitly sexual in nature (suggestive) and includes real photos, cartoon drawings, and all styles of animations • Overtly tasteless • Slandering to any person or ethnicity Ok everyone, I know I’m beating a dead horse, But did you know that even if your mumm is something simple such asking if it is hard to find female clown faces, it can be flagged then deleted. I’m still wondering how it is - • Ex

Why The Rich Stay Rich, Why The Poor Stay Poor
If you really want to solve the problem of financial greef, then go to danijohnson.com Don't worry it is a free website, you will find nothing but answers! After you checked the site out please give me your comments and thoughts!

Why This Account
Well I had to redo my account yet again. lol First its a stalker so i closed my first account. Then I did a big ole nono lol and got my account cancelled by fubar. My advice read the TOS. I am not saying what happened. I am not mad about it so dont be hatten. They were doing their job. Anyways I am back. Please tell all my friends where to find me. I love you all. I promise to try and keep this account lmao. bye all love yas Missy A.K.A Spicy Angel

Why The Hell...
am I so fucking depressed... I live with a man who doesn't wanna touch me.. in Any way! most of the people who meet me on here really don't give a shit about me and just wanna fuck me I am drinking every day now and so lonely. How do I get myself out of this...? (don't let this run you off.. I am just having a terrible day...I need friends more then ever)

Why The Hell Do I Want To.....
Tell me why I would want to see your cock. Is there a spot on my profile that says "I want to see cocks"? I don't remember putting that in there. Come on guys, GROW UP! Not every woman wants her Shoutbox hit with these questions. In my opinion, when you ask questions like this, you are trying to compensate for a low self-esteem or you are lacking in the IQ department. Which is it? Sersiouly, if you can not think of anything better to talk about, than don't talk.

Why T.i. Why?
Ok, please help me with this one somebody. I'm not one to judge and I'm not going to because I'm not God. All I can do is just pray. But T.I.P bka T.I aka Clifford Harris was just arrested for gun posession. His bodyguard alledgedly(? I need spell check) as it was reported, was trying to buy guns AND SILENCERS from an undercover agent. T.I., himself could not buy them because he is a convicted felon. Why in the world did he need those things. He was establishing himself as an actor and a self made millionaire. He has so much prestige. He was on his way. God is allowing these blessings to fall upon him(unless something else is going on, im on the outside looking in). Why live that life still? Is he still trying to maintain his street creditability? I'm just wondering does anyone else feel like he should have given that lifestyle up or am I just naive to whats really going on. What are your thoughts.

Why Try To Say Something Better Then Something Thats Already Been Said Well?
I'm moving through some changes I'll never be the same Something you did touched me There's no one else to blame The love we had has fallen The love we used to share We've given up pretending As if you didn't care I look into the mirror I see no happiness All the warmth I gave you Has turned to emptiness The love we had has fallen The love we used to share You've left me here believing In love that wasn't there When I look into your eyes and try to find out how There's no way to save it now And everything I feel Changes For some reason you're questioning why I always believe it gets better One difference between you and I Your heart is inside your head

Why Trick Or Treating Is Better Then Sex
TOP 10 REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX #10 YOU'RE GUARANTEED TO GET AT LEAST A LITTLE SOMETHING IN THE SACK! #9 IF YOU GET TIRED YOU CAN WAIT TEN MINUTES AND GO AT IT AGAIN #8 THE UGLIER YOU LOOK THE EASIER IT IS TO GET SOME #7 YOU DON'T HAVE TO COMPLIMENT THE PERSON WHO GIVES YOU SOME #6 FORTY YEARS FROM NOW YOU'LL STILL ENJOY CANDY #5 ITS O.K. WHEN THE PERSON YOU'RE WITH FANTASIZES YOU'RE SOMEONE ELSE, BECAUSE YOU ARE #4 IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU GET YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR #3 IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THE KIDS HEAR YOU MOANING & GROANING #2 LESS GUILT THE MORNING AFTER! #1 YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Why Things Fade
I was fourteen and on my way west, And she kissed me with tongues for the first time. "Now you have a reason to come back." She said. But the west it was calling. And back is a place that I don't care to go. And she was the first to fade away. I was eighteen and Army bound, And she kissed me for the first time. "Now you have a reason to come back." she said. And oh how I wanted to stay. But my uncle was calling. The man I was to become was waiting. It was years before she began to fade. I was twenty-four and headed west, And we made love for the first time. "Now you have a reason to come back." she said. And I knew I'd be moving on, Even faded, she left an impression. I was twenty-nine and headed. . . somewhere. When she said; "How come no girl ever captured your heart? In all of your travels, has no one ever, Given you something to come back for?" And how do I explain how things fade? Back isn't a place that I go. And what saddens me, Is that no one o

Why The Drama?
Can't a woman like myself be on Fubar and have friends who I can talk to on a daily basis without drama coming into my life? Why does everyone seem to think that I'm trying to get naked with half the men on this site cause I leave them a comment a day? Don't you think I could just care for these people as friends? I have 4 people on here that I talk to on a daily basis that I enjoy conversations with and one person in particular, I actually can talk to him about everything and anything under the sun, which is what a true friendship should be about. It's not about talking dirty with him or planning on meeting him and getting down the first 10 minutes lol...I'm a very respectable female and love ADULT conversations which most women on here can't hold a conversation to save her life...maybe that's why I am favored by the people on my list! Women need to get a life on here and become more secure in YOU as a person!

Why The Hate For Rob Zombies Halloween
i go on imdb alot. great place to talk about horror movies and learn about old film ive never heard of, or seen, what i dont get, there relly seems to be a big hate for rob zombies halloween on there. i saw it a couple of months back and think it was ok not as good as john carpenters halloween, but then i did not expert it to be, but most horror boarders on there are calling it the worst movie ever. what i dont get is why i think the first part with mike as a boy was relly good did not like the second part as much but it still had its moments. but why the hate? what did everybody else think of it im i the only one who liked it

Why Things Are So Different
why do things have to be so different ? why cant they stay the same? why do people have to change? or be so mean ? yes i know that things are not ment to stay the same but i want things back to the way that they were

Why The Hell Not Right??
Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass... There's at least 1 person on your fubar that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits" The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a message to their inbox, not a reply to this bulletin, saying "Im yours". If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it". SCARED? THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your BP that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you..haha.. SO... re-post as "Friends with Benefits", as it doesn't matter if your married, in a relationship,or single..You opened it so you HAVE to repost it! A test of your bravery.. I wasn't scared..

Why Thank You??? Mmm
I just found out someone has entered me in the most kissable person on fubar contest. That's very sweet of you and i've been kissed 120 times? wow thank you!!! if you like to kiss me then go to this blog below and read the rules. The most kissable contest don't worry, all kisses send are anon. so?? if i'm your crush then let me know by kissing me anon.

Why The Fuck Should I Try You Sure Dont
why should i try to get dressed up or do anything to make myself look better if your not going to touch me.whats the point if the one person you want to want you doesnt seem to want you at all

Why To Drink
He who drinks, gets drunk. He who gets drunk, goes to sleep. He who goes to sleep, does not sin. He who does not sin, goes to heaven. So lets all drink and go to heaven!!

"why The Fuck"
I'm tired of it all these days have jus gotten really hard how is life goes on with families living pay check to pay check Im tired of a world were we get two check behind and the debt builds high lifes hard school stuff I pull my head up high some ask me with the town we're in "Why the Fuck" do I try cuz I see a life better and the hardships are there to let you know your living ya Im hateing life but I'm moving Foward and thats "Why the Fuck" why... "Why the Fuck" I try Lifes tuffs learn from it hold close to you whats dear lock out the fear hold yuor head up and try thats "Why the Fuck" why...

Why This Asshole Is Into Me/ Subject G
****(This was originally going to be a mum.. but I dont want to look like a point whore. Or get flagged as "not a mum" and assholes yelling at me)I want honest pure advice. From anyone and everyone. Even if I dont know you***** So i've known "Melvin" we'll call him (yea laugh it up chad) since I was 18. Met him at his pool party/chat shindig. He's always been nothing, but an asshole to me. Calling me every single flippin' name in the book you can think of.Since he's known me. But within the last year. He told me hes had a crush on me ever since then. And he tells me loves me. Has a body pillow named after me. And then I Dont know weather to take him sincerly or not. I was seriously considering giving him a chance. Then he pulls his "asshole" moment on me. So i figured ya know what. If he was sincere about this. He wouldnt be having "asshole" moments with me. So it's like fuck it and forget about it.. (PS.. he is one of the subjects in the previous blog) You date other women. Yet you

Why Theres No Point Anymore In Talking
well as u can see from the title im stressing out for a few reasons.one the man im seeing is not telling me what hes thinking and thast wha tken used to do and it pissed me off and it pushed him away from me so im not gonna let that happen again.theres something on his mind and he wont tell me what it is.hes taking his ex girlfriend to the marine corps ball and she may not be able to come so hes stressing about that and is worried that if she dont come that i wont be able to find a dress and all that stuff in time but if she dont come i will be able to find a dress in time.he wont have to worry about that but her name is already on the tickets and she already has a plane ticket to come here so he might be worried that he will lose his money.but if he opens his eyes and sees that im here it wont go to waste but idk if he does see it that way.hes not talking to me for some reason.i went to crybabies tonight and i danced with one guy but be4 i did i went to him and told him about it and h

Why This
I have been feeling really Depressed seance I have moved out!! Not sure what is wrong I am living in a really good place now. I just feel really home sick hopefully in 3 sundays after i see my Family in Vegas I well be feeling good. If notI might head back to Arizona if I don't get over this feeling. I work to much to have time for a personal life if i meet new people its eather at work or online. I will be working 6days aweek here soon. I am tired of being alone but all been finding are guys who are only after one thing. I you waint to be with me its going to be in a relashionship. I am who I am if you don't like it go fuck off. So hope fully what ever deep funk I am in at the moment well go away soon. Well thats all I think ttyl

Why The Berry Tree Business Is Different From Others
This Business is backed by a 8 year old debt free wellness company. It is also the first one to guarantee your sucess, the first one to offer tripple money back guarantee and the big differance is the team that we work with. Berry tree does what it says and there is no catch the only catch is you plug in the system and you seriously can start doing well with it but you have to believe it cause this is all about you and a team called berry tree everyday people just like you and me sign up. And there not sure about the business while there in it but as they realise its nothing like any other business. Ive been in many business's and this is the only one that makes since all the others its like you put money out but get nothing not counting all the extra's you pay to stay in it this one isnt like that and alot of people that join realise that and how many people they have to help them. A couple members do all there marketing on berry tree whats funny is there'

Why The Berry Tree Business Is Different From Others
This one is backed by a 8 year old debt free wellness company. It is also the first one to guarantee your sucess, the first one to offer tripple money back guarantee and the big differance is the team that we work with. Berry tree does what it says and there is no catch the only catch is you plug in the system and you seriously can start doing well with it but you have to believe it cause this is all about you and a team called berry tree everyday people just like you and me sign up. And there not sure about the business while there in it but as they realise its nothing like any other business. Ive been in many business's and this is the only one that makes since all the others its like you put money out but get nothing not counting all the extra's you pay to stay in it this one isnt like that and alot of people that join realise that and how many people they have to help them. A couple members do all there marketing on berry tree whats funny is there's not like a bunch of products t

Why The Cowboys Failed....i Shoulda Known!
DALLAS—Speaking to reporters she had invited into her impenetrable subterranean Texas lair on Monday, Jessica Simpson gloated over the victory she recently achieved after nearly two years of using her personal charms, her unique brand of cunning, and every resource at her disposal to meticulously plot the downfall of the Cowboys' 2007 season. "Ever since I was a little girl growing up in football-obsessed Texas, it's been a dream of mine to completely bring the evil, arrogant Cowboys organization and its boorish and cocky fans to their knees. But the suave and sophisticated players on that team are nigh-unapproachable for a nice country girl like me," Simpson declared from her Throne of Thorns, situated in the surveillance room of her headquarters. "And then I saw Tony. Instantly I knew that he was the weak link, the keystone, the only one for me to exploit."According to Simpson, her meticulously crafted plan hinged on capturing Romo's interest, artificially inflating his confidence, a

Why This Is Here...
I ALMOST LOST SIGHT OF MY SELF AND WHAT IT IS THAT WILL TRULY MAKE ME HAPPY... AND I NEEDED A PLACE TO SORT IT ALL OUT SO I BEGAN THIS BLOG... BUT A FRIEND CAME ALONG AND PUSHED ME INTO FACING MY TRUTH AND ACCEPTING IT ... I DELETED WHAT I HAD SCRIBBLED HERE AND FACED MY SOUL I MADE MY DECISION BASED ON THE TRUTH MY FRIEND FORCED ME INTO HAVING TO SEE ... I LEAVE THIS OPEN FOR WHEN I NEED TO PUT INTO WORDS THE THOUGHTS I HAVE WITH THE NEXT SIGN OF WEAKNESS... SO MUCH IS HAPPENING AROUND ME TO LOVED ONES THAT I HAVE NO SAY SO IN THAT I SOMETIMES FEEL LOST IN THE CROWD.. THAT IS WHEN I WILL RETURN HERE AND WRITE ABOUT MY DEMONS AND LEARN THE WAYS TO FIGHT THEM... ALWAYS IN THE SHADOWS... OF MY MIND AND HEART... ANNA

Why The Drama???
Okay...I had to find a place to vent again. The drama has started again. Okay, it all started a couple of weeks ago when a debt collector called my house. I was not home at first so another person took the call and the collector said that they were looking for 2 people...me and this other person. I called them back and they told me that they wanted to let me know that my bills was paid completely off, they was looking for another person which I gave them their number that she had given me because they needed to get ahold of her. She is telling everyone that they called her to get ahold of me...if you think about it...you can easily tell thats a lie, because WHY would they want to get ahold of a person they just talked to????? I called their cell phone and left a message that the collector was trying to get ahold of them...I was completly nice...even thoug hI'm sure she will tell others otherwise. She called me back and cussed me out...I didn't get it. I let it go. Not to long after t

Why The Fuk?!?!
Ok, So as I am trollin and pervin, I notice a lot of girls on here asking for ENORMOUS amounts of Fubucks or buy them a 30 day blast or something. WHY?? Is it worth that type of time energy and money just to see pics?? I don't think so. You want me to see your "hot" pics? Just show em! Don't be a ho about it! I know some people will get this and others won't. OH WELL!!! To bad, so sad. Rock on!!

Why? There Really Are No Answers To These ?'s But...the ?'s Are There
why do i love hiM still why do i still care why did he tell me he loves me just a few days ago when he was after another heart already why did he miss me when he did not want me why did he let me love again when he knew i was hurt before why did he take my trust when it was broken why did he make love to me when he never really wanted me around why did he lie when i never lied to him and the biggest ? WHY DOES LOVE HURT i was always told love was kind love was caring love was sharing love was wanting each other so much that you could not breath without the other around..I FELT IT ALL all he could do was push me away and take from my heart to just throw it out like it was trash..and yet..I STILL LOVE HIM I STILL CARE...WHY!?!??

Why Teens Fall In Love
Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite sex thinking of you. They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you, and this is all true and not fake. If you repost this in 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out or grab you and kiss you. But if you break this chain no one will like you or ask you out again for 5 years!! Advice... WHEN SHE ACTS SHY -SAY I LOVE YOU WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU - CHASE HER WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS - KISS HER WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES - HOLD HER TIGHT WHEN SHE IS SILENT - SHES THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU - SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION! WHEN SHE SAYS YOU ARE CRAZY/WEIRD< -SHE IS REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY - GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST - TELL HER SHES BEAUTIFUL WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU - TE

Why The Guy Got Fired From Dairy Queen!
A former employee got fired from Dairy Queen for…I think you can guess for yourself! Check out the guy in the back..I wonder why he looks so happy ..Hmmm?

Why The Change Of Name
Okay heres why I have changed my name for the last time people. Now listen up cause I'll only say this one last time for you all. Reasoning behind my name change from Darkened Angel to Bella Windwhistler. I am engaged to a Windwhistler thus making me an Windwhistler as well. And as for the Bella portion of my name. Bella is what I have chosen to be known by all Windwhistler's, thus I am Bella Windwhistler now. Also being a Windwhistler we as a whole clan are proud people that hold our heads up high and really don't give a flying flip what you other people think about us. So my best advice for you now is as follows: Do not piss me off or my family will come out an hunt your sorry self down an end it for you if I dont do it first.

Why These Blogs?
Ok, as I'm entering my 42nd year of existence, I can say with confidence that I've seen a lot of stuff happening in my life. Have I seen it all? No.. But considering that I've been on my own since 15 1/2 and that my life has been chaotic since that time for at least 22 yrs of it.. In a nutshell, it's been a series of success and failures.. *mmmmph* no. not failures.. "lessons learned". It's easy to blame my parents for some of it, except, that at some point, it's not acceptable. My mistakes are, in the end my own. But, hey, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger! And most of all, I never gave up. Which is why today, I'm finally getting to a stage of my life where things are starting to really work out for me. It's been a hard road, but I'm finally reaping the rewards. I'm far from a finished product and I'm far from being in the most of comfortable zones. But, I'm getting there and I know that I'm way better off than many. And while I would say, hey I

~*~why They Hate Me~*~
~*~Why They Hate Me~*~ Big Brown Eyes And A Sexy Smile Pink Lips That Make The Guys Go wild Caramel Complected And A killer Shape If I were Them I Would Have To Hate Educated And Beatutil ...These Qualiteis Are Hard To Find..... Being In My Shoes Are Just So Devine... Wanting To Be Me Cause I Have What It Takes To Steal Peoples Man And Take Their Place I Can Walk The Walk, I can Talk The Talk I Got Everything What It Takes To Show It OFF! They Say I'm Concited & Think That I'm It.. But They Have It Twisted...I'm Not it....I'm The SHIT.....I'm the Girl That Wakes Up In The Morning And Knows She Beautiful.......And These Girls Keep Hating...These Hoes Are So Pittiful...I Just Love My Haters They Keep Me Alive..There Are My Reminders To Let People Know That I've Arrived..... So Again I Say....Dont Sell Your T.V And Keep Ya Fan Cause You Are Gonna Need Something To Cool You Off When You See Me With Your Man!!

Why The Internets Better Then Real Life.
Because no one holds back like they do in real life so you get to see how they really think... well at least the strangers do.

Why To Treat Your Hcv Now! (ty Meanmike)
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Why The Arrival Is Unquotable
Even silent films had title cards. Perhaps because we’re not as visually oriented as we like to think, even in the high-speed digital photography and streaming video age, and tend to place bounds on our thinking with words and letters, a graphic novel like Shaun Tan’s “The Arrival” (ISBN 9780439895293) is a bit of a shock to the senses. It’s the story of an immigrant’s arrival in a new country that parallels the stories either you experienced or an ancestor of yours did, and it’s told entirely without words. The art itself is quite surreal and always in sepia tones, analogous to the black-and-white photos we most often associate with Ellis Island in the United States. The book’s writing for signs and posters in something incomprehensible to us is meant to make us feel through the reading that same experience of being somewhere new. Perhaps that’s what makes “The Arrival” so hard to read, because in a way you can’t read it. I’ve often heard the comment that words themselves ten

Why Taps Is Played
If any of you have ever been to a military funeral in which taps were played; this brings out a new meaning of it. Here is something Every North American should know........... We in the North America have all heard the haunting song, "Taps". It's the song that gives us that lump in our throats and usually tears in our eyes. But, do you know the story behind the song? If not, I think you will be interested to find out about its humble beginnings. Reportedly, it all began in 1862 during the Civil War, when Union Army Captain Robert Ellicombe was with his men near Harrison's Landing in Virginia. The Confederate Army was on the other side of the narrow strip of land. During the night, Captain Ellicombe heard the moans of a soldier who lay severely wounded on the field. Not knowing if it was a Union or Confederate soldier, the Captain decided to risk his life and bring the stricken man back for medical attention

Why Translators Don't Work
I got a message from an italian man who clearly didn't speak english. I'm posting it only because I got such a kick out of how awful the translation was. so....I’ll write you something about me… On 20 February 1959 was born in Turin, dad from Napoli ( journalist) and mother from Genova (dressmaker), a child who was given the name of Walter.His parents decided that their coming to Turin should coincide with a substantial change in their lives. They built in that city a chocolate factory! Walter, grew up to 18 years at home with mom, dad, baby-sitting, paternal grandmother at home and cocoa butter! So ..... a movie !!!!!!! Hopping to 27 years, Walter, after various studies imposed by parents (industrial chemical expert), emigrated to Milan starting themselves living out with friends until late, knowing people working and earning all alone .....A waiter in ice cream .. seller of insurance services .. Sales Manager ... .. university student worker in London! Cultural anthropology d

Why Texas Rocks
ANOTHER REASON TEXAS ROCKS!!! thought this was pretty amusing. Somebody from California apparently wrote the top part, which is pretty weak, but somebody from Texas came back and put them on their asses at the bottom. CALIFORNIA: - I can wear sandals all year long - I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore" -Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami can hang. - I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often - I know what real cheese & avocados taste like -Everyone smokes weed and its no big deal -We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down. -I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American's! -All the porn you watch is made here, cause we're better and thats how it is - I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear - I know 65 mph really means 100 - When someone cuts me off, they get the h

Why The Fuck Do I Try????
grrr i don't even know where to begin i am so pissed, hurting and crying right now. why the fuck did i make someone my whole world just to watch my world crumble?? For two years now I have put everything i had into loveing him and when i felt like i couldn't love anymore i still pushed forward i have stood up for him to everyone i held dear my family and close friends i believed in him in us and thought i had finally found it. In trying to be his everything i have totally forgot how to love myself my confindence is gone and i feel like i can never really be loved. I am just kidding myself thinking that he could love me to him i am just a warm body for the first time in a long time i felt so sexy tonight i had more then one guy tell me i was sexy and beautiful and really care about me and it felt so good but all i could think about was coming home to him (stupid me) I get home and get nothing but the cold shoulder and by the end of the night being told to get out and being called a stup

Why Touch?
Why Touch? why look but know you can not touch?     why see when you can not know?     why live when you can not breath?     why love when it can not be yours?     why feel when you can not hold?     why believe when you you know it isn't real?     why touch when you can not taste?     why do you allow these questions to go on in life as you sit by the wayside and not let them be known?     why do you allow your feelings to be bottled up inside and then let everyone see where they hide?     why touch the face of the angel when you can not hold the hand of the goddess?     why kiss the lips of another and then allow thy lips to then turn cold?     why follow your heart even if it leaves you to shame?     why be afraid of another when they are afraid of you?     why learn the lesson even though it was you that taught it?     why allow these feelings inside be that is of which man will turn away from and then cast you down into the depths of hell in which to retrie

Why The Drama
Comments on this posting: It is a sad day when other people get hurt in the middle and it is not so nice to get mad at things that are only virtual. HELLO !!! I am saddened and wish I had to do it all over . I would do it THE SAME FUCKING WAY!. I had some of my own friends in my family bombing on the other side are we enemies... no... we are stil friends. That is what freinds are a contest should not come between that. I was so busy helping my friend that I did not answer a lot of my messages and when I did I asked you all for help as well. I may not come and leave profile comments and comment on all your pix but If you message me I try to answer you when I can. I appreciate all of you that helped me thru this and were there for me when you read what the comments were. I am the one they talked about buying people to help Ozzy. It is no shame for me I asked got some help paid for it and we go on. I am sorry if I offended anyone and hope if I did you will find forgiveness as there were

Why... That's A Good Ques.. Y Do I Try So Damn Hard!
Why do I breathe, Why do I try, Why to I give myslef, Until I cry. I am there for you, As a loving friend, But then I'm shoved away, Blown in the dust to end. I think, I give, I try my best, But when it's not good, You can guess the rest. But stupid me I go back, I try over again, But I always get shoved back, It's the same as it has ever been. I cry and I wonder, Why I live here today, Then I think back, And remember and I say. Why do I breathe, Why do I try, Why do I give myself, Until I cry.

Why Trickle Down Works
Why "trickle down" works, well aside from the physics that states "trickle up" as Obama says, isn't gravitationally possibly, this notion that giving the middle and lower class more, and more tax cuts, and rebates and expecting it to go up to the richest, is just poor thinking. Prime reason number one, in order to give out this tax "cut" you first have to pay tax. If we look at the average middle to low class working individual we find that we hardly pay tax to begin with. If I am correct the middle and low class workers pay less than 5% of the total income tax to the federal government. It is also correct to say that the top 50% of working people pay virtually all of the income taxes, and the top 10% pay nearly 80%. That should speak volume to any logical thinking person with good common sense. Just those facts tell us that we pay very little as it is, so how can we get this "tax cut" under Obama? The answer is, you can't, plain and simple. The only way we average working familie

Why The Economy Fares Much Better Under Democrats
Why the economy fares much better under Democrats By Larry M. Bartels Larry M. Bartels Tue Oct 21, 4:00 am ET Princeton, N.J. – John McCain is a maverick and Barack Obama is a postpartisan problem-solver. But you wouldn't know it by looking at their economic plans. Both candidates' proposals faithfully reflect the traditional economic priorities of their respective parties. That makes the track records of past Democratic and Republican administrations a very useful benchmark for assessing how the economy might perform under a President McCain or a President Obama. The bottom line: During the past 60 years, Democrats have presided over much less unemployment and much more robust income growth. The $52.5 billion plan Senator McCain announced last week includes $36 billion in tax breaks for senior citizens withdrawing funds from retirement accounts and $10 billion for a reduction in the capital gains tax. Those are perks for investors, most of whom are relatively affluent. (McCain is a

Why The Left Wants To Change America
If you ask most supporters of Sen. Barack Obama why they so fervently want him to be elected president, they will tell you about their deep yearning for "change." And that, of course, has been the theme of the Obama campaign from its inception – "change." It is the word found on nearly all the placards at Obama rallies. It is the word most often cited by the candidate himself. But for all its ubiquity and for all the passion of its advocates, what this change is about is not entirely clear. Of course, Obama himself often has spoken about the overriding need for change from eight years of President George W. Bush's policies. But this is not what he or most of his supporters really mean when they talk about change. In fact, it cannot be. This is easy to show: All candidates for president run on a platform of change from the party in power. If they don't stand for change, why vote for them? George W. Bush wanted a change from Bill Clinton. Bill Clinton wanted a change from the

Why The Fuckkkk Man Why ???
Why the fuck you wanna murrr-dah me? Your punk ass never heard of me I never did nuttin to your family Still you wanna kill a young nigga randomly You wanna take the life God handed to me Send it back to him cause you ain't a fan of me Scary bitch with a gun that ain't a man to me That's a animal, a fuckin cannibal I'm Geronimo and Hannibal, with international gangster pull, I'm a bull in Barcelona with a Corona, youse a fake-ass nigga Where's your owner? I'm a real live man You a persona, now I'm a goner Call my momma, and the coroner Mr. Gun Man, your plan is workin Cause niggaz is dyin, and mommas is hurtin Why you wanna murder me? You never ever heard of me You don't know who I am, I could be part of your family tree Now - sent by G-O-D, to save the world, you & me You never know who you facin, who you chasin, the life you wastin was made by the one and only G-O-D To take my life, to the T-O-P Now here comes a motherfuckin D-O-G who ain't happy 'ti

Why The Fuckkkk Man Why ??? ?
Why the fuck you wanna murrr-dah me? Your punk ass never heard of me I never did nuttin to your family Still you wanna kill a young nigga randomly You wanna take the life God handed to me Send it back to him cause you ain't a fan of me Scary bitch with a gun that ain't a man to me That's a animal, a fuckin cannibal I'm Geronimo and Hannibal, with international gangster pull, I'm a bull in Barcelona with a Corona, youse a fake-ass nigga Where's your owner? I'm a real live man You a persona, now I'm a goner Call my momma, and the coroner Mr. Gun Man, your plan is workin Cause niggaz is dyin, and mommas is hurtin Why you wanna murder me? You never ever heard of me You don't know who I am, I could be part of your family tree Now - sent by G-O-D, to save the world, you & me You never know who you facin, who you chasin, the life you wastin was made by the one and only G-O-D To take my life, to the T-O-P Now here comes a motherfuckin D-O-G who ain't happy 'til

Why The Election Of Obama Would Mean The End Of America
This election isn't just about whether America is to be ruled by a political party a little to the right or the left of center. This is a uniquely dangerous election in all of our history. The issue is whether we elect a president and a party that will destroy America as we know it and so weaken America's economy, national defense, national security and foreign policy that others will destroy us first. I have been writing about Sen. Barack Obama several days a week, because I was so appalled at what I found out about him. And the more I investigated his background, associates, collaborators, friends and positions the more frightening the prospect of Sen. Obama in the White House became. Based on everything I've learned, and based on all my instincts and intuition about Sen. Obama and what the mainstream media has been hiding from voters, I'm convinced Sen. Obama would be an unmitigated disaster. I'm convinced if the full truth were known, he would look at least 100 times more danger

Why Trusting People Is So Hard
I have never hid the fact I don't trust many people. I can attribute that to the fucked up way I was raised. I was physically, emotionally, and sexually abused by my father. The one person in this world who was supposed to protect me at all costs. I've been through counseling and am dealing with that. What amazes me is people who claim to be your friends, who say I'll be there anytime you need me, are not there when you really need them. (I'm talking real life friends, not my fu friends who have been there way more then my real life friends.) I realize now the only person you can count on is yourself.

Why The Printer Won't Work!
LMAO this is too funny! I just had a friend email this too me.

Why The Need To Lye?
I am little down today..really thought I met a really nice guy a week ago today. But as each day passes(one lie after another). I have came to the assumption that I was used again. I don't care to be used for sex.. shit I just hate being lied to? Why tell me your going to treat me as a queen then after the wham bam ty mam its all different? If I was just another piece of ass so be it... just don't lie. I am very open and very honest and right to the point, I do believe I deserve better treatment. I just don't know if its me or what? Since coming into this crazy world all I really wanted was to be loved. How hard is that? Needless to say my parents did not love me like they should have. I still loved them but I had to draw the line. Now I am in a marriage thats going no where...and will be splitting. And my soon to be ex hubby is 20 yrs older then me...now talk about a failure. I can't keep a man happy thats 20 yrs older then me? Nor can I find a regular fuck buddy without all t

Why The L Word Sucks
Lupus.. it fucking sucks I mean fucking sucks.. there is no cure because it is not affecting enough rich people I assume and that because who the fuck cares about the women and some men suffering from it.. its a fucking joke on tv and in the news yet here I sit crying due to it.. I fucking hate this world and everything else and really just wish everyone would fuck off and die.. I mean sitting here looking at half these people who should not even be fucking breathing while good people are dying UGH fuck you all sorry I do not want attention I just want to vent because I already have enough holes in my walls.. I guess off to the mumms to bitch and bitch at someone until these pills kick in..

Why They Sacrifice
Why They Sacrifice SFC Leland Lesher forwarded emails he had received from SSG Troy Haley (NYARNG). For those who receive most of their information about the Global War on Terror through the distorted lens of the mass media, Troy's emails provide an insightful, often moving take on the real story in Iraq. In his letters, SSG Haley sometimes laments the negative coverage that is being fed to most Americans. In particular, he finds it sad that families at home may never know of the deep and abiding good their soldiers are doing while overseas. He comments, "I can only say that slowly and surely we are winning this war... Freedom is now becoming a Muslim word... There is a real possibility of peace in the Middle East, and that will be a great legacy of the soldiers that have been lost...", and in a later message, "This war is being won. Despite what some talking head on TV may say. Every day, little victories take place... Every day, a new Iraqi stands up and decides to stay in th

Why The Blues Rock
Howdy, Sorry if you read my blogs, and were waiting. I'm not fancy enough on this to probably have anyone read these regularly. But if you do, "my bad." I've come to appreciate the blues on a different level then when I was an aspiring musician. I say aspiring musician, but I think I was in a drinking club with a music problem, but that's a whole different story. Now I appreciate the blues for a different reason. I like the blues now, because it's proof that someone else has felt as bad as I do at times. They're just better at expressing it. Sometimes I feel like exploding. I feel like there's no way on earth anyone can have as low a feeling as I have. I want someone to be able to say, "wow, that's f-d up." and know that they actually feel what I've felt. I know it's egotistical to believe that my low is any lower than any one elses low. With blues, you realize that you're not alone. There are other people out there in just as much pain. Thank you Blues, for makin

Why Teddybears Are Important To Me
When I was 5 years old my Grandmother gave me a teddybear and a card. In the card she wrote "As you go through life you will go through many difficult times and your family and friends wont always be there to comfort you. But you can take your teddybear anywhere you go. He will always be there when you need a hug, Will always listen when you need to talk, and will never laugh at you when you need to cry". My Grandmother passed away 3 days later after giving me that teddybear. Since then as i have gone through life I have collected teddybears from everyone in my life that has made a difference or a positive influence in my life. That way as i moved around the world with different duty stations, and being deployed around the world i could always take my friends and family with me, or thier teddybear that represented them as a token that kept them fresh in my head. I could pick up any one of them, and it was like a stuffed memory cabinet. All the good times I shared with them c

Why? (total Rant)
So, Im not one to really put my "feelings" out there but damn lately i've just been like really what the F**K does it matter? I mean why do i bother with this over populated popularity contest? I know I can't compete with the "FuSupermodels" and if im honest I dont want to. But at the same time I see them and i'm so like who the F**K are you kidding? That is not you and if it is? Why the F are you on Fu and not on "MarryAmIllionare.com"? I'm sick of the fake, photoshoped bitch whores on this site. And you know what else? I'm sick of the "Buy me a bling, ticker, HH, Blast" Bitches too. Sorry if your one of my friends and thats your game but really GO F**K yourself. If you need it that bad to rank and level try getting a F**Kin job and buy it for yourself and not begging all those that WORK to whore yourself!! Hmmm... And while i'm ranting I'm SICK of this one girl that profile is all about how she ONLY wants women to contact her but yet she doesn't respond to women and all her specia

Why Things Happen In Life
Why do people come in to your life. I think they do to help you understand life better

Why To Spell Check Your Own Name...
subject:Why to spell check your own name... post date:2007-09-16 01:45:39 views: 11 comments: 1 ratings: 0 I am very annoyed by some of the members of the site this evening, and have been busting out the "block member" feature at least once an hour!! Like this guy, for instance... (I have left part of his screen name out to be nice.) He requested to be friends with me. I check out every request to make sure I am not adding a crazy person, and I see that his name is spelled wrong... duceswild So, being a poet and a lover of words, I message him... Sexy Little Kitty-- You spelled "deuces" wrong... duceswild--no nobody else spells it like this so i started spelling it like this so its not spelled wrong (BLATANT misspelling for the sake of artistic license can work sometimes, however, this is NOT one of those instances!!! All he had to do was just go to dictionary.com...) Sexy Little Kitty-- The word "duce" means leader or dictator...thus "duces" being i

Why The Hell Do All My Nightmares Involve Giant Spiders Lately?
So I'm trying to figure this out. Obviously, the title kinda says the WHOLE content of the blog, so I'll just flesh it out with detail. Every night the past two months, I've had some sort of nightmare. At least one. Usually two or three. That's why I'm ever so slightly more sarcastic in the MUMMs at times: LACK OF SLEEP. The infinite fury (haha, fury) has to come out somewhere, amirite? So anyway. Every single one involves a GIANT spider. I'm not afraid of spiders. They do not bother me. The only time they bother me is when they're near my bed. Then, they die. I actually think I've trained the spiders that live in my house NOT to go near my bed, because they no longer go anywhere near it - presumably, I've selected for spiders that don't like beds by killing every one that does. Anyway, spiders. Always giant spiders. The night before last I had this infinitely complex nightmare involving dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming and waking up not knowing if

Why The Banking Industry Is In So Much Trouble
From the American Express website: Replacement Card: a replacement card has been sent, if you haven't received your card, please call the number on the back of your card. Ok, so I am supposed to call the number on the card I don't have to report that I don't have it?

Why The Woman Always Wins In Utah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KINDA CORIOUS WHY THE WOMAN ALWAYS WINS. I RAISED MY KIDS FOR 4 YEARS AND NOW THAT IM DIVORCED I FUCKING LOSE MY KIDS AND ONLY GET TO SEE THEM EVERY OTHER WEEKEND. SHE GETS THE HOUSE AND PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING IN IT AND ALL I GET IS TO LIVE IN MY CAR? I THINK THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THERE IS SUCH A THING AS A GOOD DAD. AND I KNOW THERE ISNT ONE BETTER THAN ME. I FORGOT TO ADD THAT I CALL THEM EVERY NIGHT AND WHEN THEY ASK ME DADDY WHY DONT YOU LIVE WITH US? OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY? THAT YOUR MOM CHEATED ON ME AND NOW DADDY HATES HER.

Why The Scapegoat?
Ok so i'm watching the news and this story comes across the screen.  "Woman kidnapped and stuffed into a truck."...who was she kidnapped by??  Black men.  The problem is, this story was a hoax.  This woman was in Florida living it up at Disney with her daughter and apparently didn't tell anyone including her husband.  So instead of telling the truth, this heffa made up a lie.  Those evil minorities kidnapped me.  Some years back, another woman killed her children and claimed she was carjacked by a black man.  These stories continue. If there is a problem then scapegoat a minority and cover up the truth.  The same can be seen in the illegal immigrant debate.  Let me put this out there.  I'm only a fan of legal immigration.  I believe a soverign nation should control its borders and have the right to determine who's allowed in.  However, I can understand people's desire to come here and make a life for themselves and their families.  When you look at the situation if employers did not c

Why The Fuss? Because He Was A Pearl Harbor Hero
John Finn, less than a month from his 100th birthday, is the nation's oldest Medal of Honor recipient and the only living recipient from the 1941 attack, during which he was wounded five times. By Tony Perry June 28, 2009 Reporting from Pine Valley, Calif. -- In a clear, strong voice, John Finn told the group that gathered to honor him Saturday that he did not understand all the fuss being made about him."I can't believe this," Finn told the 500-plus people outside the La Posta Diner. "All I ever was was an old swab jockey. . . . What I did I was being paid for."   Young sailor What Finn did was take control of a .50-caliber machine gun at the Navy base at Kaneohe Bay, Hawaii, and fire at the Japanese attack planes that violent morning that changed the world, Dec. 7, 1941.Wounded five times, he refused to be evacuated and kept firing at the planes that were strafing the base and its sailors. Watching Finn's courage, other sailors rallied to his side, mannin

Why Things Happened
Alright so i kinda suck at writting blogs or anything .. im going to try to get this done as quickly and painlessly, :) . Bare with my random thought or if they dont make sence i tend to ramble.        Some of you know that i was in a relationship with Chris or (syber) i was with him for over a year and a half. I just reciently broke up with him and i want to get my story out so people under stand why i did what i did.        Alot of things went wrong. between the both of us. was it both of our fault. yes , we should have talked more and whatnot . i tried in my own lil way that he didnt understand. The big reason that i did what i did was he was super strict to my son ( say i baby my son go for it.. HES MY SON. HE IS ONLY 5 YEARS OLD!!!!) When he got here my son was having accidents in pants.. When i was at work to find out that he stuck my son in a cold shower. Did it help. yes.. but i think that doing that is cruel! There would be times that my son would do something either cry or

Why Trade Penny Stocks?
  Stock investment is a continuous process where in you have to undergo learning constantly. Investing in penny stocks is a good way to start your business as a trader in the stock market. This is because penny stocks are being sold at a low price, which is perfect for first time investors. In stock market the risk of having deceitful companies selling penny stocks is high with the benefits. Investing in the penny stocks can bring the following benefits: One can buy penny stocks at low prices. This pretty feature attracts many first time investors since they are given the opportunity to invest in shares of stock without spending scores of money. This way, potential investors may explore how the stock market works without having to spend thousands of dollars. If the penny stock drops in price, there is no worry because there is no substantial loss involved. It is very useful for new investor who wants to become skilled at the basics of buying and selling shares, and low-priced inve

Why The Fuck Should I Care.....rambling
good people...oxymoron. more like a wolf in sheeps clothing. hurting someone intentionally i think is the worst part. why the fuck is it so easy to hurt me? cause i let you? cause i opened up and tried to know you? so call it my fault if u have to. to feel better about your lousy life im guessing. not caring about what youre out there spreading. lies and filth is what youve been collecting. dish it out and cant take it, youre pathetic. rambling is what i do best, trust me. lovin is all i wanna do to people who care for me. so let me care, you can care back. heal my mind from all this poison in my life. never shouldve said goodbye when i was offered the help i needed. theres no way to back so i guess im fucked...which im guessin is why these dark clouds are my new shelter and this haze is my new reality...to my friends im sry...maybe u did know best. not sure where im goin but its gotta better than where ive been.

Why The Fuck Am I Posting This
continued mumm:now I'm getting thrown on me his contemplations of suicide and I'm not really sure how to take things. Not that I am going to be suggesting to follow through with such negativity, I was wondering what would be a good way to commit suicide. Is a quick, anticipated death better or is a long drawn out death better, such as taking a bunch of pills and drinking alcohol in the tub?

Why The Whole Constitution Matters
The structure of government designed by the Founding Fathers is thetruly unique and powerful feature of the American Constitution, SupremeCourt Justice Antonin Scalia told members of The Heritage Foundation's President'sClub on Monday.Justice Scalia at the November President's Club Meeting TheBill of Rights, often held up as the highest expression of Americanfreedom, would have no meaning without the forms of government defined by therest of the Constitution, he told the nearly 1,000 conservatives packed intoWashington D.C.'s Ronald Reagan Building for the fall President's Club meeting.The Constitution's limits on government power, for example thedivision of legislative power between the House and Senate and the differentmanner of election for the two bodies, ensure the Bill of Rights is more thanjust words. Even the Soviet Union had a robust bill of rights, he argued, but thiswas a mere parchment barrier since the rest of the country's constitutionplaced no limits on the exercise of d

Why Tiresias Can't See The Most Toys
Ten years ago …   Until I read an item in a library book last week, I didn’t know why the seer was blind and I didn’t know I cared to know.  Much of life is like that, we eat (unfortunately) freely of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil rather than of the tree of life, Adam’s original sin.  We eat, and we are cast out because we cannot have both full knowledge and full life.  When we try that, we’ll become Struldbruggs, the immortals Gulliver met in his third voyage who lived forever and had the time to learn all, but they continued to age.  Life without youth is dreadful; life without age is cheap.   Spiritually, we are all blind and we need light in order to see.  But we wince at too much light; who was it that said “The truth must dazzle gradually, lest every man be blinded.”  Sometimes we even have to be blinded in order to see the error of our ways; Saul on the road to Damascus and (maybe) Zedekiah, last king of Judah come

Why The Need To Fake?
TEACHER http://www.fubar.com/user/3857112   Sooo I get a friend request out of the blue. A 25 Year old Female. No message, nothing. "Her" Profile image is...   I figure, right on... a teacher. I add and check this person out and I see photoshopped pics of the same chick over different model bodys and *very* poorly done. All face pics are in profile and repeated. I am thinking this had got to be a joke. I click through and I see things like flowers (which I can only assume somone sent "her") and pics of some dude that might be a boyfriend... as it has the MO of it... cheesey image generator protrats etc. Now in this folder of pics of the same chick's face plastered over modeling pics with totally different coloration, lighting, and tone.. there is a pic that appears 2x... reversed-out mirroring one another. I can only assume it is there as "tell" whom might be the real person behind the profile.           Needless to say... blocked softly after. And the world is none th

Why The Naked Pictures Were Removed
I just wanted to say to all that there were several reasons why my person NSFW pictures were removed from this site.  One, they were like eight to nine years old and I've changed a lot since then.  I've lost like almost 100 pounds since those pictures were taken, reason number 2, somehow those pictures were stolen from me and used against me in a place called Encylopedia Dramatica in embarass mee and me look like a monster to my underage friends who were NEVER meant to see them.  They were a mistake and I regret ever making them.

Why There Is An Angel On Top Of The Christmas Tree.
When Santa Clause first started giving gifts to all the good boys and girls, there weren't as many people in the world as there is now. It was easy to sneak quietly into cottages and castles to place the gifts at the foot of the childrens beds. But as we all know, time marches on, and soon the world became more populated. It grew more difficult to give all the gifts on one night. Santa decided to have a meeting with everyone at the North Pole to discuss his options. "I need to get in and out more quickly and put  the gifts in one location. I don't have time to search each house to find the childrens rooms," he explained. Many ideas circulated during the meeting, and someone mentioned putting up a tree and decorating it. That way, he could enter the house, find the decorated tree quickly, place the gifts and move on to the next home. "That is a very good idea! Lets do it," Santa exclaimed. One of the elves asked what kind of tree should be used, and Santa came up with the idea of a cont

Why The Democratics Lost The House
Sorrow Pain Suffering - this could be very lucrative !! This is how the Liberals do things - viz., we have to allow the private sector to profit by human misfortune they have so elegantly assimilated Cancer into the economic system, here, we'll give you a free mamogram and colonoscopy !! you may wake up boobless and gutless butt at least you'll still be able to consume and pay taxes.Insert Picture of John D. Rockefeller giving pennies to child laborPeasants take about 20 years to get tired of Fascism and decide maybe there's something we can do, with what used to be our government, to make our wretched existence a little less miserable: so they elect Democratics, and then it's like wtf is this? Hey look if we're going to have Nazi fascism let's at least elect the Nazi fascists they know how to make it work and why should business care - some schmuck needs to make his Cadillac payment and keep another whore across town, government will bail him out.Welcome to "the American Dream",

Why The Name?
Some have asked me why I changed my name...to be honest I don't really think you can handle why I did it. My soul is tormented but not the for the reasons you may think. Love lost, love not found, broken, battered and bruised.....well yeah but there is more to it than that and if you really wanna know why....ask me and I will tell you. One person okay maybe two people really know why....the reason only two know is because I trust them. I did not pick the name to sound emo or any shit like that!

Why Try
He is more than just, a lover can provide me with. If I lose him, I have lost my best friend. He is not just an ordinary, human being. I wrestle with these emotions, I am feeling. A message, a video, anything to show him I care. When really my heartache's, not being there. All of this is crazy, but still so real. There is no explanation behind, the way that I feel. People tell me, all the time. Go out, meet a guy, get him off your mind. It only works, for so long. When the whole time you know, where your heart belongs. I can't look another man, in the eye. Without seeing his face, so why try. There is no band-aid big enough, to cover up this wound. When the ONE you long for, is always with you. I don't play games, and if I did, I would lose this one. Because I know this is right. So, why try at something, that you know is wrong.

Why To Date A Nerd
So this list is aimed at women dating male nerds, i think it could go both ways...1.) While geeks and nerds may be awkward, they’re well-meaning 9 out of 10 times. That smooth dude with the sly grin and the spider hands? Wonder what HIS intentions are... plus, I’ve never had a geek guy not call me when he said he would. Score major points THERE. 2.) They’re useful. In this tech-savvy world, it’s great to have a b/f who can make your laptop, desktop, and just about anything else that plugs into a wall behave itself. 3.) They’re more romantic than they’re given credit for. Ok true, their idea of romance might be to make up a spiffy web-page with all the reasons why they love you, with links to pics of you and sonnets and such... but hey. It lasts longer than flowers, plus you can show your friends. 4.) Due to their neglected status, there are plenty to choose from. You like ‘em tall and slender? There are plenty of geeks/nerds who are. You like &

Why To Intall Led Brake Light On Our Cars?
     Why to intall led brake light on our cars? Most people know the importance of the Led brake light .It decides if we can drive safely.     The common problems for the led brake light are two-the light does not light up or always on, no matter is the former or the latter situation,it will effect the driving.    Led brake light is the most important led signal light of the led fog light.The common car led brake bulbs have two types-led rear brake light and high brake light.We often see that some brake lights on both sides,while the driver himself is unaware of the problem,This situation is very serious, if it is congested road in the urban areas, may result in minor rear-end and it is a waste of time and money;     If it is on the highway will lead to serious accidents, not to mention that at night, even during the day, the brake light problem is also dangerous.So when we use this kind of led lights for cars,we should pay attention to them,and improve our driving safety.

Why Try?
                                                                        Why Try?      Sitting here    in a packed room    feeling all alone    amongst a crowd.    my heart broken beyond repair    crying in pain out loud.      Looking for a way to carry on    but finding no reason to,    wondering how it came to this,    trying to figure out what I should do.      Should I give up,    or carry on?,    should I try something new?,    my heart is breaking    I feel so lost    someone please tell me    what should I do?       How do I begin?     where do I start?     how do you repair a broken heart?,     nothings differant,     no matter how hard I try     so I put my face into my hands     'cause all I want to do is cry.    

Why There's An Angel On The Top Of The Christmas Tree
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Why This Blog?
I’ve struggled with my weight since I was a preteen, and by struggle I mean just kept gaining and gaining.  A huge factor has always been my fight with low self-esteem and the other factor is just being so damn inactive and making the wrong food choices.  Two months ago I swore off alcohol completely, I cut way back on caffeine and diet soda (more water for this gal), and I’m trying my hardest to avoid fast-food (as much as I love to cook, fast food was the quicker and cheaper choice and the worst choice).  The past month I got my butt in gear to be more active.  It started off with trying to walk a half hour every day soon I was upping it to an hour and even jogging.  Now my every day record hasn’t been perfect until last week I am trying to not beat myself up over it and trying to keep myself motivated.  I’ve joined an online weight loss community Fat Secret, and setting little goals so the total amount of weight I want gone won’t look so intimidating. 

Why The Wcw Thunder Video Game Sucks
One of the main reasons WCW Thunder sucks is because of an easy way to beat your opponent in like, under a minute! You just have to grapple him (which actually does damage to wrestlers in the game) knock him down, and 1, 2, 3! Voila! You just manhandled the AI like Goldberg! No wonder not even The Giant (now wrestling in WWE under the name The Big Slow, I mean The Big Blow, I mean, whatever!) The only thing that I can guarantee you from this game is a lot of (if any) money blown out of people's bank accounts! xD

Why The Ocean Is So Salty...
The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads, and you wonder why the ocean is so salty...

Why The Raven Is Black~
Why the Raven is Black~Great Spirit decided it was time to give the winged (the birds) their colors. Before this time all of the birds were gray. Their feathers did not carry the beautiful colors they do today. Great Spirit told all of the winged to gather at a special lake which was hidden high in the mountains. All of the winged flew to this magical body of water. Great Spirit told them to dive into the water and they would emerge with beautiful colors in their feathers. Brave little Hummingbird dove in first. He didn't stay long but when he came out he was a beautiful green and had ruby on his throat. Jaybird was next. He stayed a little longer than Hummingbird had. When he emerged he was a bright blue and had a white throat. He wore a black necklace low on his neck. Wren splashed into the depths. When he got out of the water he was brown with a golden chest. Cardinal flew into the lake. He stayed in a bit longer than the others. When Cardin al broke the surface he was bright red a

Why The States Must Secede To Save America
Declaration of Independence 2.0: Restoring the Republic Infowars.com November 15, 2012 Radio host Alex Jones today called for a second American Revolution led by states who would secede from the federal government and reconstitute the Republic under the terms of the Declaration of Independence, bill of rights and constitution.The call for Americans to rally behind a restoration of the Republic and the bill of rights comes on the back of a burgeoning secessionist movement that has swept the country with residents from all 50 states submitting petitions to the White House calling for states to withdraw from the union and form their own independent governments. The petitions have received a combined number of signatures totaling over a million.During his nationwide broadcast today, Jones laid out the battle plan for secession, emphasizing that states must first secede from the federal government, which has gone rogue, and then use the terms of the Declaration of Independence to restore th

Why They Call Me Sweetstuff
well when i was a little girl my DAD gave me that name sweetstuff, I love the name and the best times of my life where when i grew up in N.Y. I lost my DAD last july 18th 2012. MY DAD WAS A HERO. TO ME. HE WAS IN THE NAVY FOR YEARS HE HAD 6 KIDS 4 GIRLS ONE BOY I WAS HIS BABY GIRL. HE WAS MARRIED TO MY MOM FOR 58 years WE HAD A BIG FAMILY AND LIFE WAS GOOD WITH MY MOM AND DAD GROWING UP I WILL ALL WAY"S CARRY MY DAD"S HEART AND ALL WAY"S USE THE NAME HE GAVE ME SWEETSTUFF. GOD BE WITH HIM  RIP WILLIAM H.WOLFF SR. MY HERO

Why The Lithium-ion Batteries Is So Popular?
Lithium-ion batteries are widely used these days. They seem to be superior in almost every possible way like the car, mobile phone, the laptop computer and other cordless tools. It is so popular because it has many advantages such as no memory effect, pollution-free and so on. However, everything has two coins and it also has some shortcomings. Want to learn more about it, read our article here. Firstly, when come to the advantage of the li-ion Compaq Presario CQ40 Battery, a summary as below:1. The battery charge. These Lithium-ion batteries keep their charge better than almost any other material. Generally, a lithium-ion battery will lose only five percent of its charge per month without active use. A NiMH battery loses four times the amount at about twenty percent each month. Aside from holding the charge, lithium-ion Compaq Presario CQ62 Battery can also handle several hundred charge and discharge cycles.2. Li-Ion does have an advantage over less exotic technologies in that you ca

'why Three In A Bed Isn't A Crowd' - The Polyamorous Trio
For the record, our Rayna is gorgeous! She is, indeed, absolutely fabulous! ---- When Sylvia's husband said he wanted to become a woman, she stayed with him. But then Zoe, formerly a married man, joined the relationship Patrick Barkham The Guardian, Saturday 20 April 2013 Zoe O'Connell, left, Sarah Brown, centre, and Sylvia Knight, who live together in a polyamorous relationship. Photograph: Sarah Lee for the Guardian Like many students, the shy boy who studied computer science got drunk in the college bar with a girl from the year below. They snogged and – sharing a love of photography, computers and cups of tea – fell in love. Six years later, they married. A few years on, however, and this everyday story turned in an unexpected direction when the young man's hair began to thin. "That was the point I was no longer able to be in denial – time was catching up, testosterone was catching up. I had visions of myself as an old man sitting

Why The Hell??
Could be any number of reasons, but why?? am I staying unloved through the seasons. I could of asked this before, just to meet another damn closed door. Please tell me now, no one will hear you know I am alone anyhow.   Through many forests of trees, I wonder so lost and cold whisper in my ear, please!! Before you take my hand, and lead me  please try to understand. I am broken and used, seems to be no hope never guilty but always accused.   Why did you save my soul, life was really nice I had everything in control. Just be like the rest, and don't listen when I try my best. When this time comes to an end, I at least needed some c

Why Us Boys Fall In Love With You Girls:
This is from a chain letter...but I don't DO chain letters...so here it is without the chain: 1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo. 2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder. 3. How cute they look when they sleep. 4. The ease in which they fit into our arms . 5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world. 6. How cute they are when they eat. 7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while. 8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside. 9. The way they look good no matter what they wear. 10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth. 11. How cute they are when they argue. 12. The way her hand always finds yours. 13. The way they smile. 14. The way you feel when you see their name on the your cell after you just had a

Why Us?
there is this stupid blonde whore who i thought was my friend but it seems i was wrong.me and this guy i like finnaly got together about a month ago and my so-called friend is always telling lies about me and him to each other and the other day she told me that he had kissed 2 other girls and that is wrong i even asked everyone that i know pretty much if it was true and they all said no.and she was not even there at the place.and she said that he wanted to break up with me a week ago and she is still going on and on and on about things and she just won't leave us alone!why us?!?she has a b/f!why does it have to be us she tries to break up?!?!?why can't she just leave us alone?!can't she see how much it hurts?!?even though we know it's not true.?!why us?

Why Use Pyrexions
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Why Us Italians Are The Very Best
THE REASONS ITALIANS ARE THE BEST: 1.Italians are the greatest lovers. 2. Italians are the greatest kissers. 3. Italians make the best wise guys. 4. Nobody loves their mamma like an Italian. 5. Italians are without a doubt the best looking people. 6. It took an Italian like Columbus to discover America. 7. No one cooks finer cuisine than the Italians. 8. The Pope lives in Italy. 9.Italians have the toughest Godfathers. 10. De Nero, Pacino, Brando, Scorsese, Parlanti, De Maggio, Pavarotti, Carollo, Mannino, Mario C and Pesci, they're all Italian. 11. No nationality is more "jocked" than Italian. 12. The reason for the fact above is the Italians are the loudest and the most funniest people around. 13. Italians have the only children who come in for dinner and leave three days later. 14. Everything is the biggest and most expensive. 15. Italian boys and girls think they're God's gifts to the world...and they're right.

Why U.s. Postal Workers Are Happy!
Man in Deep Doo-Doo Over Ticket Protest May 17, 4:05 PM (ET) AUSTIN, Minn. (AP) - An man who allegedly included dog feces along with his payment for a parking ticket has been charged with disorderly conduct. The 22-year-old man was charged with the misdemeanor May 11 in a criminal complaint filed in Mower County District Court. The man's vehicle was ticketed on April 18 while it was parked in front of his residence. He put an envelope containing his payment and dog feces in a drop box at the law enforcement center, the complaint stated. On April 25, an office employee for the Austin Police Department smelled a rank odor as she gathered envelopes from the box. Opening the envelopes, the woman noticed one leaking a brown fluid, which got onto her hands and her desk, according to the complaint. The next morning the woman awoke with a headache and vomited repeatedly. She was hospitalized for about two days with an undetermined illness. The man allegedly admitted putting his

Why U Actin
" Why You Actin'? " B. Knowles, K. Rowland, M. Williams, P. Allen, J. Moss, M. Divine Chapter 1 (hmm) LAX departure, Flight 1106 he sat right next to me (hmm) Chapter 2 (hmm) he was cute so I asked him Did he have a lucky lady claiming him Chapter 3 (hmm) he made it clear that he was single And he was searching for a partner just like me Chapter 4 (hmm) we landed, and he said we just can't end it 'Cause he needed a little more time with me (Weeks later we dating, taking me all kind of places) Showed me things I never seen (It was kind of crazy, I'm relating to this man so I gave him) Every hidden secret part of me, hmm (Ooh than it switched, what is this, overheard your messages) When I questioned you, you said she's a friend (Now it's funny that I'm running in to you, is that your boo) Nigger tell her I'm your main event, oh, ooh Why you actin' like you don't know? Who I am After all the trips, all the time we spent Now you act like we weren't doing it W

Why U Dont Write Poetry While Drunk
Could it be the beer that has my head feeling foggy?..Or perhaps lack of sleep,that makes me feel so groggy?..I trip over words,I stumble in my speech..I try to grasp the words of what I want to say,but the words I can not reach..they are there,I know they are..but im lazy,I dont want to go that far..I'm frustrated by this,I know I will get them,but when,and how..im very impaient I want them now!...getting annoyed with myself,and the words I can not grasp..I finally give up,as my thoughts they all collapse..The weight of what has not been said,weigh heavely on my pounding head....Perhaps it's better for me to not drink,and think..but take my ass to bed. :)..night

Why Ur Around
The irony of life is that, by the time You're old enough to know your way Around, you're not going anywhere.

Why Universal Health Care Is A Bad Idea
http://www.redstate.com/stories/policy/dying_from_universal_health_insurance One such case was Debbie Hirst's. Her breast cancer had metastasized, and the health service would not provide her with Avastin, a drug that is widely used in the United States and Europe to keep such cancers at bay. So, with her oncologist's support, she decided last year to try to pay the roughly £60,000, or $116,000, cost herself, while continuing with the rest of her publicly financed treatment. By December, she had raised £10,000 and was preparing to sell her house to raise more. But then the government, which had tacitly allowed such arrangements before, put its foot down. Hirst heard the news from her doctor. "He looked at me and said, 'I'm so sorry, Debbie. I've had my wrists slapped from the people upstairs, and I can no longer offer you that service,' " Hirst said. "I said, 'Where does that leave me?' He said, 'If you pay for Avastin, you'll have to pay for everything' " - in other word

Why U Mad For Yo?
Through indirect messages and status quotes...You can obviously tell when someone's kinda heated, know what I mean? There's no way a person can be one million percent happy all the time, unless their "Dead" (like the action on this site sometimes). So I thought this would be the perfect place to get it off your chest and "Tell em why U mad". Now don't go making up corney shit as you go along! Thats not keeping it real yo! Be yourself, Do You! And tell em why you're mad! Of course you know I have to get mine off first.lol I'm mad because people you invite, or who invite you to be friends, uh huh! They accept you as a friend...You see them online constantly as if they have nothing else to do in life, Those are the ones who won't even stop to say "Hi". it can get a little frustrating and really tends to urk my nerves. I hate it because "Real people do real things" and how real is that? That's what makes me mad. How You feelin' yo? Hollah. And Oh this is really not an award winning

Why Ugg Boots So Popular
Popular with the surfing crowd, the sight of a pair of uggs appearing from the side of a VW combi has been gracing the shores of Bell's Beach since the 60's. It was only a short journey across the pacific from Aussie beachwear to hollywood sheik-wear with female celebrity's getting their ugg boots on such as Pamela Anderson, and magazine's like Marie Clare, Teen Vogue and Cosmo featuring celebrity stars and starlets sporting the latest in sheepskin ugg boot fashion. In recent times mens ugg boots have come into the fray and are pretty common to be seen in the homes and on the streets of Los Angeles, New York and London. Ask your average Australian and they'll tell you about the pair of uggs they wore in their teenage years, but ask the average US or UK teenager, and they'll *show* you the pair of uggs they are wearing this week. Typically for women it will be a pair of womens tall uggs in ever popular classic style - you just can't beat classic looks. Love em, hate em or just curious

Why U Hide Your Emotion
You hide your emotion sometimes .You are a moon type of person. You tend to be the quiet type or in contrast, you are not happy but sometimes you act it out in order for you to not burden your friends with your problems. You've faced some problems in your life. Your heart has been dealt blows before . You tend to think about things a lot more than other people, and you may get annoyed with people who act out without thinking about consequences. You are also the type of person that others often come to with their problems because you've been through plenty, and you are very understanding. Though you sometimes feel lonely, your demeanor is usually chill, and relaxed. You usually are logical, and rely a lot on facts and information on decisions. You often keep things to yourself. This is just one side of you, and you have different faces in different situations and environments, just like the moon has phases.

Why Ugg Boots So Popular
UGG boots are the boots of a legendary brand, first saw her in person will be the ugly bulky appearance but not understood, but is such a popular boots, the Eurasian land, and is now in the world have whipped up a pop style, this is a gust of mainstream stars in Europe and America brought. UGG boots are the rise in Australia during the First World War, the name of reason is originally called ugly boot, it was a nickname for the Australian uggs, are one of the round fur boots straight until 1994 by an American registered trademark of ugg. So is the U.S. brand UGG boots. And manufacturers slowly enter into China from Australia. Australian UGG boots and then learned of old and registered by the United States after the gas halo, and also began its own production of the ugg boot. However, it does not mark UGG. But JUMBO UGG and UGG another high-end brands CGM. What are single, that is, directly over the authorized UGG production orders, also called the original single. In recent years, wi

Why Ugg Boots Are The Male Celebrities Must Have Accessory
Initially made for sheep herders, Australian Ugg boots became the must have footwear for male celebrities all over. Wondering why? This column will advise you! If you have been paying any attention to celebrity fashion recently, you've possibly noticed a proliferation of Ugg boots. Their name arrives from "ugly", because these sheepskin boots were initially made for sensible reasons, not for fashion. Plus it's true - nearly all people do not understand the charm of this chunky, furry footwear. Yet, that is not stopping most celebrities and other people who have {szc168} they want to buy Australian Uggs. Ugg boots possess a special charm to them, besides being extremely comfortable and also warm, in even the most awful weather conditions. They have got an extended past, too. Originally made for sheep herders in Australia and others in places with a lot of rough weather, these boots keep the toes warm and dry, but still let them to breathe. Together with their new reputation as a must h

Why? – 21 Unanswered Questions That They Don’t Want You To Look Into (repost)
Do you ever get the feeling that the mainstream media is feeding you a very watered-down and twisted version of the news?  Do you ever get the feeling that the federal government does not believe that the American people can actually be trusted with the truth?  It is exasperating to realize that the news that the public is being fed every single day is very heavily filtered and very heavily censored.  In a world where "spin" is everything, simply telling the truth is a revolutionary act.  Fortunately, the Internet has helped fuel the rise of the alternative media, and millions of Americans that are starting to wake up are turning to the alternative media for answers to their unanswered questions.  Increasingly, people are becoming willing to question the orthodoxy that is being shoved down their throats by the major news networks, and that is a very good thing.  The world is becoming an incredibly unstable place, and it is more imperative than ever that we all learn to t

Why Using A Organic Ant Monster Provides You Tremendous Advantages
Whenever you need to get rid of insects in or around the property, you have two main solutions. You can use ingredients to eliminate the insects or you can use a natural ant creature. While both are effective in getting rid of the insects, there are some advantages to using a natural ant creature that you should evaluate before determining. These types of ant removing solutions are usually natural items which will be protected for your children or your creatures. Many times toxins are used in material ant killers to try to get rid of the group of insects that is in the property or yard. Whenever a kid or pet comes in contact with these items, it can be dangerous. A natural ant removing treated won't harm them at all and will help you encounter a bit more protected about the process. Less ingredients and toxins are usually better for the environment. At a while, all those ingredients will progressively discover their way into the floor, the water, and even your own house if you choose t

Why Ugg Shoes Are So Popular
When they first got started thirty years ago, UGG Australia had a small but loyal following. But their popularity grew by word of mouth and marketing as they expanded the number of products and styles they offered. But creating a truly high quality product is the real secret to their success. This article will help to make you more familiar with UGGs shoes and their benefits.ugg boots thanksgiving deals The Women's Kalina is a closed-toe UGG shoe that is useful, comfy and attractively designed in a modern manner. It's made with a full grain leather upper and an outsole of mid rubber. The distinct leather weave gives it a simple but amazing and contemporary design that grabs your attention. The suede wrapped Poron bed gives you the relaxation that you need in a walking shoe. The Kalina is a leisure, but elegant women's shoe that would be a wonderful addition for anybody's shoe collection.ugg boots thanksgiving sale UGG offers the Sheldon, which is a high quality slipper that is durable

Why Ugg Boots Are The Male Celebrities Must Have Accessory
Initially made for sheep herders, Australian Ugg boots became the must have footwear for male celebrities all over. Wondering why? This column will advise you! If you have been paying any attention to celebrity fashion recently, you've possibly noticed a proliferation of Ugg boots. Their name arrives from "ugly", because these sheepskin boots were initially made for sensible reasons, not for fashion. Plus it's true - nearly all people do not understand the charm of this chunky, furry footwear. Yet, that is not stopping most celebrities and other people they want to buy Australian Uggs.cyber monday 2013 ugg Ugg boots possess a special charm to them, besides being extremely comfortable and also warm, in even the most awful weather conditions. They have got an extended past, too. Originally made for sheep herders in Australia and others in places with a lot of rough weather, these boots keep the toes warm and dry, but still let them to breathe. Together with their new reputation as a must

Why Vampfire?
I am always true to myself and everyone else in my life. My nickname really defines me. Vampires are very charming and romantic! Every now and then you get a new breed one who is not only charming and beautiful on the inside but also has the fires of pasion to go along with it . to know me is to luve me and to luve me is to accept who i am...

Why Vibrators Are Better Than Real Sex
Why vibrators are better than real sex ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ - Vibrators don't have problems with gas ... Nor do they hog the remote ... Nor the computer! - We can get a bigger one or one that has better options whenever we want without being called a slut. - Vibrators never go limp and rubbery, you simply replace the batteries when it tires. - Position is your choice, not his. - You don't have to suck it. - It works "while" the sports games are on. - It always is hard. - It doesn't leave a mess behind. - You don't have to wear an ill fitting teddy to excite it. - It doesn't care that you gained 10 lbs. - It doesn't fall asleep and snore in your ear afterwards. - You don't have to clean up the apartment before bringing it home. - You don't have to cook it breakfast and pretend to be interested in it the next morning. - You can throw them in a drawer and only take them out when you want to! - They don't get tired after the firs

Why Vote For Ron Paul For President In 2008
Why Vote For Ron Paul for President in 2008 If ever you take the time to read a blog in full, do this one. Do it for the future of this country. Do it to safe guard the futures of your children and grandchildren. Waiting to vote may be too late. Take action now to stop this Orwellian nightmare. If you have not read "1984" by George Orwell, find it and read it. It is more frightening that anything in Steven King's imagination. Even if you have to vote against your party to carry this out, let's make it happen to protect ourselves, our jobs, our lives from slavery status, and our CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS!!!!! This next video frightens me, as it should you. I have been one of those people who won the mysterious lottery of being searched every time I flew on a plane, and yet I have never been outwardly political. I do believe my huge remark was about how people in the media are fired when they speak out against Bush. I do believe I referred to him as "the Little Hitler" or

Why Valentine's Day 2008 Is So Difficult For Me...
Today is a hard day for me. I'm going to explain that in detail. One - Valentine's Day every year is not easy for me. They came up with Singles Awareness day - but in the end it's just sad. I was engaged one month ago to the DAY. The 15th of January is when we broke up cause she was unfaithful. It's hard making that transition from not single to being single. I liked it better being engaged. And then there's something that doesn't even have anything to do with the holiday. Six months ago, my aunt, Katherine M. Ludwick (I called her Aunt Kathy) killed herself by drug overdose. I was insanely close to my aunt. So close in fact that her death hit me especially hard. She was so depressed she decided to take her own life. *cries* I still miss her horribly...

Why Vote For Democrat Men????
I AM OPPOSED THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY AND I WILL TELL YOU WHY.... Every State that seceded from the United States was a Democratic State.. Every man that shot Union soldiers was a democrat... Every man that loved slavery better than liberty was a democrat. The man that assinated Abraham Lincoln was a Democrat. Every man that sympathized with the assasin and every man that was glad that the noblest President ever elected wasa assinated was a democrat... Every man that wept over the corpse of slavery was a democrat. Every man that cursed Abraham Lincoln because he issued the Proclamation of emancipation- the grandest paper since the Declaration of Independance-everyone of them was a democrat SOLDIERS! EVERY SCARE YOU GOT ON YOUR HEROIC BODIES WAS GIVEN TO YOU BY A DEMOCRAT. EVERY SCAR, EVERY ARM, THAT IS LACKING, EVERY LIMB THAT IS GONE, EVERY SCAR IS A SOUVENIR OF A DEMOCRAT.

Why Vibrators Are Good For You....
Why Vibrators Are Good for You A vibrator is a good thing that's actually good for you. Yes, it's true — I'm not just giving you an excuse to buy one. The Berman Center conducted a study of vibrator use among women, and the findings were resoundingly positive. More women have dabbled in vibrators than you may think: 44 percent of women have vibrator experience. It's not just the singles either! Nearly 60 percent of women in relationships reported vibrator experience, while just over a third of single women did. Whether the woman was single or married, old or young, vibrator use was associated with better sexual function. Women who used a vibrator, either in the past or currently, had more sexual interest and desire; better arousal; easier and more frequent orgasms; and less pain during and after sex. In addition, better sexual function was linked to higher levels of sexual satisfaction and even enhanced quality of life. It doesn't get much better than t

Why We Cry
we cry for those that have left us . we cry for htose that care about and us for them . we cry for those we lost . we cry for those that have hurt us ans us them . we cry because we care about someone . we cry because of things we might have done to hurt someone. we cry because where happy. we cry when where sad . we cry when where glad . we cry for those we love or those that we had loved . we cry because it makes us feel a littel better but most of we cry because we can .

Why We Should Love Life
life has lots to give . a lot of pain an d it shows you how to hate . alot of feelings you never understand. but you will keep living , cause you'll tell yourself the pain will stop . but it dont . each day you will have a new pain to look forward to . and love you will learn alot aboput one day you will have it then the next be gone but nothing is forever you will keep looking for love love is something they say you cant live without love is the worst part of life thats what brings you the most pain sharing that ia part of life to . you share everything but noone will share with you but you will try to fine the good in everyone trust thats a big one. you will trust but you will learn that you cant when you do you will just be hurt peopel will make you feel you can trust them then they stab ya in the back they always fine ways to do so they ask ya to forgive them yes you willforgive ca

Why Women Are Crabby
We started to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs. Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had. Our next little rite of passage (premarital or not) was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about. Then it' was off to Motherhood where we learned to live on dry crackers and water for a few months so

Why Why Why!!
Why are people so persistant in the pursuit of strangers and trying to get them to do stranger things. Life is short meeting new people is supposed to be an enlightening experience not a horrifice creepy nightmare. Loosen Up People!!! Get A Grip and Have Some Fun,,, I am !!

Why Why Why (please Read I Really Want An Answer)
I have a question i would like to ask my friends. what on earth happened to true love, why is it that the good people cant seem to find anything other then the bad ones. i gonna tell a little story and would like a responce if you have one to give. this past friday i went to lunch at a local place call mels with my 3 roommates. well as i entered the place i noticed a girl behind the counter, she was very cute had short hair and was chubby, well i made a statement to my rooimmates that i thought she was cute, well one of my crazier roommates gets up walks up behind her and proceeds to tell the girl i think shes cute and ask her if she was single, well she was, so i finish my lunch and before i leave i walk out back of this place and ask her if she would like to go out, she says yes and we agree to meet there that night and decide what we are gonna do. 1030 that night i get back up there and shes out about 1045 we decide that we will go get a movie and go back to her place, she ta

Why Would You
Why would you from mario's how could you Verse1 Its kind of crazy babe How you could be so lame Caught me with another nigga And telling me I am to blame Fall back on the things you did How you left me at your crib Gone for months at a time Got me caring for you kid Hook 1 You made it clear to me You didn't care for me Love made me blind baby But now I see You though you had me And that I wouldn't leave Please baby, baby won't tell me Chorus Why would you play the games that you play Why would you let your homeboys know where you lay Don't you know that a woman will always find out So why would you, why would you Why would you try... Why would you lie to me dead in my face Why would you commit the crime and leave a trace Why would you turn what was love into hate Why would you, why would you Why would you try me Verse 2 You must be out your mind You must be dumb and blind To think I didn't say All the shit you heard You didn't possibly think I

Why Won't You Answer(lol)???
I have come to realize I am not the only one who has a prob with this! What do I have a problem with you ask??? Well how many times have you thougt a friend was here on LC when they Really aren't?? TOO damn many. That little dayglo cherry that is supposed to show when you are online, is a lyin little SOB! I have been on the phone with LC friends when they are in the car driving somewhere, and their little LC dayglo cherry says they are online, and I KNOW they are not. I hate that shit! I know there are gonna be probs with this (or any site) but I hope they can fix this!

Why Why Why
Why, Why, Why Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people

Why Would You Only Pay Attention To Her When You Are Drunk???
ok what if she does everything in her power to make you happy and yet at night she can not sleep or she has nightmares every night??? would you comfort her and ask her what is wrong or would you only worrie about yourself and not her feelings.... yeah she may think you love her but when it comes time to make love to her or hell even hold a desent conversation with her.... why does it seem like some of you guys only do it when you are drunk???? if you dont want to be with her and you are just useing her then why do you not just tell her and let her eventually get over it insted of hidding it... and letting her feelings get more and more invloved and yet she will eventually catch on and know that the only time you touch her, kiss her, tell her you love her is when you are drunk.... i mean could she be that bad of a person???? and that is why i LOVE this song!!!! this song says it all..... Call Me When You're Sober Video - Evanescence lyricsEvanescence Music Video CodesMusic Video

Why, Why, Why ?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people keep running over a string a dozen t

Why We Love Mom's
"WHY GOD MADE MOMS" Answers given by 2nd grade school kids to the following questions! Why did God make mothers? 1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. 2. Mostly to clean the house. 3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. How did God make mothers? 1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us. 2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. 3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He Just used bigger parts. What ingredients are mothers made of? 1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. 2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. Why did God give you your mother & not some other mom? 1.We're related. 2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. What kind of little girl was your mom? 1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff 2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty boss

Why We Have Moms
Answers given by elementary school age children to the following questions: Why do we have mothers? 1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. 2. Mostly to clean the house. 3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. What ingredients are mothers made of? 1. Clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. 2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. Why do you have your mother and not some other Mom? 1. We're related. 2. The doctor knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. What kind of little girl was your Mom? 1. My Mom has always been my Mom and none of that other stuff. 2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. 3. They say she used to be nice. What did Mom need to know about dad before she married him? 1. His last name. 2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get

Why Women Cheat- The Unabridged Version
Why Women Cheat The Abridged version Every where I go I find myself discussing this very sensitive subject. It usually leaves folks upset over what has been said. Women don’t like to be analyzed, because they swear they aren’t alike. But as I’ve pointed out, they are similes; they have different names but mean the same thing. I think most women aren’t brought up to think you hafta play somebody to make it. No, momma never told you to holler at Steve when you are talking to Richard. So why do women find themselves like that Atlantic Starr song "You, Me and He"? Well it's simple really. There are three main reasons why women will cheat. The first reason is textbook. It's because she really doesn't like you. That coincides with my first rule of romance: Always assume she doesn't love you, it'll explain everything later on. I know this rule is truly unfair. But really it does explain all the reasons why she broke your heart, stole your money, and sent Rufus over to your job to kick y

Why Women Are Crabby
We started to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs. Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had. Our next little rite of passage (premarital or not) was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about. Then it' was off to Motherhood where we learned to live on dry crackers and water for a few months so we didn't s

Why Why Why...
Is it so hard to ask for a man who will respect me and love me, I have tried every route and im bound for failure I swear to god.. U got Mark together 8 yrs 1 child 3 miscarriages and we were engaged but yet I let his cheating slide because I loved him now hes married to a whore and has 2 more kids.. then Dan wow amazing guy 4 kids we sparked right away he had some DRUG issues but being hes an adult all i could do was speak my peace and see what happens i cooked his food did his laundry gave him what he needed LOVE (and sex) and he goes back to his ex only to really he wants me comes back to me but when he was with his ex he lost his home and job I AM NOT the cause the rock is maybe its because i dont do drugs but it got annoying and tonight he decides to make me feel like uber shit and cut his wrists telling the family cause hes dead if im not his well im sorry but i dont feel any sort of pain that was dumb and he knew right from wrong.... I just want a guy who will be an adult and lo

Why We Love Children
a kindergarten kid told his teacher he found a cat, but it was dead. "how did you know the cat was dead" she asked him. "because i pissed in its ear and it didnt move" answered the child. "you did WHAT???" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "you know," explained the boy "i leaned over and went psssst!" and it didnt move." When i was 6 months pregnant with my third child my three year old came into the room as i was preparing to get a shower. She said "mommy youare getting fat" i replied "yes, honey, remember mommy is growing a baby in her tummy" "i know" she replied "but whats growing in your butt" "one day the first grade teacher was reading the story of chicken little to her class. She came to the part where chicken little warns the farmer. she read "...and chicken little went up to the farmer and said, "the sky is falling!" the teacher then asked the class, "and what do you think the farmer said?"..One little girl raised her hand and said " i think he said: HOLY SHIT A TALKING

Why, Why, Why?
So... I am at The Pit on Saturday hanging out as usual. I am going around talking to everyone as usual. There was this one chick who was a friend of a friend who I talked to a while. After a bit, I am talking with someone else and see that the chick is getting hit on by a drunk guy. I stay out of it until she gives me the whole "eye roll" and I state that maybe the whole group should go outside to smoke. We all go outside and the drunk guy follows. I decide to take up my position beside the chick to hopefully help ward off this guys attempts to drunken flirt. She finally gets tired out it and decides to introduce me as HER FATHER!!! And the guy believes it. WHAT THE HELL??? This chick was about 21. I hope that there was no way that I look like I could have fathered a 21 year old. I attempted to recover and still have a good weekend, but this whole incident has still crept bank into my mind. Don't get me wrong... I absolutely see the humor in the situation and can lau

Why We Love Kids...
Why We Love Children 1. A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil. "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. You did WHAT ? ! ?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You know,"explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move." 2. A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later....."Da-ad...." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?" "No, You had your chance. Lights out." Five minutes later: "Da-aaad....." "WHAT?" "I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??" I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!" Five minutes later......"Daaaa-aaaad....." "WHAT!" "When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?" 3. An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him "How do you expect to get into Heaven?" The boy thought it over and said, "Well,

Why Why Why And Yes I Do
i hate being married how can a man who is so smart...be so stupid when i ask him to do one fucking thing and no he doesn't fuck either shit gotta go start the pies will bitch more later

Why We Love Children!!
Why We Love Children!! 1) NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!" 2) OPINIONS On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents." 3) KETCHUP A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle." 4) MORE NUDITY A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazem

Why Why Why ???????
Why ..... Do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are going dead? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleane

Why Women Are Bitchy..
We started to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs. Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had. Our next little rite of passage (premarital or not) was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about. Then it was off to Motherhood where we learned to live on dry crackers and water for a few months so we didn't spen

Why We Love December 12th
Todays is the day I met the man I knew I could know true love with today is the day that man proved we could love with a ring... today is the day good things happen!! Oh yeah.. and I am already aware I ama true and complete geek...

Why Worry?
Why worry? "Give thanks to the Lord, for he is good! His faithful love endures forever. Psalm 136:1 NLT " The unforgettable responsive reading "It was midnight on Thursday, February 8, A.D. 356, and Athanasius, a leader in the early Christian church and passionate defender of the deity of Jesus Christ, was leading a worship service. Suddenly loud shouts and clashing armor could be heard outside the church. Soldiers had come to arrest him. But Athanasius said, "I didn't think it right, at such a time, to leave my people," so he continued the service. He asked a deacon to read Psalm 136 and then requested the congregation to respond with the refrain, "His faithful love endures forever," which they did twenty-six times over the din of the soldiers outside. Just as the final verse was completed, the soldiers rushed into the church, brandishing their swords and spears and crowding forward up the nave toward Anthanasius. The people yelled for Athanasius to run, but h

Why Women Are Crabby!!!!!!!!!
We started to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs. Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had. Our next little rite of passage (premarital or not) was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about. Then it' was off to Motherhood where we learned to live on dry crackers and water for a few months so we didn

Why Why Why?
Why is it that on the days that I can stay up late - I go to bed UBER Early...and the days that I should be going to bed early - I stay up till 2-3 in the morning?!?! I dont have to be in work till 10 tomorrow....but yet I'm so damn tired today, that I think im going to bed in about 25 minutes or so, unless of course something can keep my attention longer than that, lol!

Why ... Why ... Why???!!!
Why ... WHy ... WHY???!!! Why do hurt the ones we love? Why must they hurt you? If you love someone you aren't supposed to cause them pain, you supposed to be there for them to console them in that time of sorrow! I just can't understand what drives the human race to do the inconceivable things that they do. You know, I have a saying on my blog that says "To love, you must suffer ... So let the pain begin." Well, I loved, and all I do now is suffer. My heart is breaking for the final time. I loved many times before, and somehow, end up with all the same results. It amazes me ... "History always repeats itself." Let me tell you that that is the god honest truth. Why do we not appreciate what we have until it's gone? Why do we not realize we love someone until it's too late? The damage has been done, and no many how many times I forgive, I've been simply made a fool of. I've told all my skeltons, all my secrets, rectified all my lies ... only for the person

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Why Would I Allow This?
Why am I allowing myself to feel intimidated by people I do not even know? This is ridiculous. GAH I just wish I knew what the fuck was going on!!!!! I hate when I let myself feel inferior to other girls, not to mention ones I dont know. I thought that in developing some self esteem I would bypass this problem... I feel like shit.

Why Why Why?
Why is it when you see the hole picture and you try and tell a friend that the guy she s with isnt good for her or her kids when he cant even respeact her and her friends so when she finally bracks it off with this ass hole he tells her every thing she wants to hear just to shut her up and he acts nice to her for a week or two then hes back to his jerky old self and in stead off seeing throw is lies she takes his word over her friends who are always there for you and she thinks that he makes her a better person which isnt true at all he makes her more uptight and bitcher towreds her friends we cant say anything to her or talk to her she doesnt stay home and help out anymore so all the work is put on the rest of us but she will go to his house and clean for him but latlu when it comes down to cleaning the house she lives in she leaves with that ass hole of a man she with if a guy cant respeact you or your friends than hes not the right guy for you or your kids there are guys ten times b

Why Women Fake Orgasms?
Why do most women fake orgasms? Cause they think most men care. It's just a joke chill.

~~why Why Why ~~
Why, Why, Why Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people keep run

Why We Fall In Love
We all want to fall in love. Why? Because that experience makes us feel completely alive. Where every sense is heightened, every emotion is magnified, our everyday reality is shattered and we are flying into the heavens. It may only last a moment, an hour, an afternoon. But that doesn't diminish its value. Because we are left with memories that we treasure for the rest of our lives!

Why Why Why?????
Why, Why, Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" i n the word "lisp"? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vac

~why We Hang On To Survive~
============================================== When God created the dog, He said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?" So God agreed. Next, God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span." The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?" And God agreed. God then created the cow and said: "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years." The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years.

Why Wont You Help..i Help Lots And No One Helps Me...
Please I need your comments in my contest...Knightskitty dont understand why you cant give a fellow cherry a little love I give it daily...please go to the link below and leave me lots of comments and if you can please repost for me..I promise to bomb your page with love...Look for the pics of knightskitty and bomb them hard...Thanks to all my fellow cherries...please I will repay the favor... რէნìkєя$72@ CherryTAP

Why We Forward Jokes
1. This explains why we forward jokes: A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead. He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years. He wondered where the road was leading them. After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of the road. It looked like fine marble. At the top of a long hill, it was broken by a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight. When he was standing before it he saw a magnificent gate in the arch that looked like mother-of-pearl, and the street that led to the gate looked like pure gold. He and the dog walked toward the gate, and as he got closer, he saw a man at a desk to one side. When he was close enough, he called out, "Excuse me, where are we?" "This is Heaven, sir," the man answered. "Wow! Would you happen to have some water?" the man asked. "Of course, sir. Come right in, and I'll have some ice

Why Why Why?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but duck when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then rea

Why We Like Rain Pt 1
I came into the house from the pouring rain outside and found my girl sitting in one of our two oversized leather armchairs in the sitting room, reading a book using the side light from the lamp next to the chair. I was glad it was a Friday. She was wearing her usual indoor evening attire, an oversized t-shirt, some pyjama trousers, and some thick socks that could easily double as slippers. She looked up and gave me that calm, content smile that she gives me when we cuddle or will soon be cuddling. I hung my coat up in the hall, took off my shoes, and went upstairs to our room. I removed all of my clothes and put on my pyjama trousers and a long sleeve t-shirt. Then, slipping into my slippers, I went downstairs to prepare us both some dinner. Dinner was a simple sea food salad, some French Baguette and soft Brie cheese. I set out two plates with the food and poured us both a glass of Chardonnay. I took her dinner and drink into the sitting room and set them on the table between

Why We Love Rain Pt2
The next morning I groggily woke up while it was still grey outside and the rain was only gently falling. My girl was sleeping soundly on her side of the bed with her back to me. After several minutes of just laying there with my eyes closed thinking about falling back to sleep, I began to think about the previous night and how absolutely wonderful it had been, even if slightly ordinary for the two of us on a Friday or Saturday night. Before long I was feeling very horny and began thinking of putting myself back inside her. I thought that I should try waking her up in a way that I had only done once or twice before. I cuddled up close to her body; she was lying on her side, moulding mine in the same shape as hers with my legs bent in the exact shape as hers so that my entire body would be in contact with her naked skin. I put my arm across her side with my hand just lightly landing on her belly. She moaned and shifted position slightly. It was obvious that she was still sound a

Why Were Here
life is about choices wether good or bad,we learn from these choices and it makes us stronger.we need to take a second and smell the flowers every now and then ,im not saying im perfect im just saying that we as humans waste our lives on trying to make ourselves perfect and for what,so people will like us or they will hate us and we dont want that.all we have to do in life is die that what we were born for.so y we are her we should try to make the best of it,and have sum fun while we do it,people are always going to be there your never going to truely be alone.we shouldnt waste our times on the matterial things.we need to waste our time on helping to save what we call life(crime,welfare,war,and other such things that bring us down as humans). so in closing were here to LIVE!!!! lets make the best of it! Charlie

Why We Stay
when you come to the end of the road of the once amazing relationship why is it regardless of the problems accurred you just stay around even when it's OVER? what's up with that so many people stay in the worst situations and are so unhappy but feel they need to stay in the wreck they have found instead of finding a new way of finding the complete happiness they do deserve.Why holy shit, I don't get it anyone can throw some answers my way

Why Why Why
Why do people and I am sure most of them are fairly intelligent to begin with get so friggin stupid when the roads get bad!!!?????? Seriously doesn't everyone know NOT to slam on your breaks when the roads are covered in ice and snow and it's coming down in torrents on top of that....grrr this stupid ass almost totally smashed into me from his own stupidity, it was like within an inch of my car!!!! Grrrrrr I could have gotten out and killed him I was so mad and I still am in case you can't tell. grr grr f'in grrr

Why We Cheat- For Guys And Gals!!! Repost
WHY WE [IN GENERAL] CHEAT? * Duel Message * You are not blameless 90% of the time... When you first met, s/he had no intention of cheating on you. TAKE A LOOK AT YOURSELF Are you still sexy or did you gain 20 or 30 lbs? Do you still dress sexy for him or appealing to her? Do you still ride him for hours or hit her SPOT like you should? Do you still suck him dry or munch, lick and suck that clit dry? Never let him/her leave the house horny he'll find a warm hole for it or she'll find another stiff rod that's willing. Do you nag him or you possessive w/ her? Are you a jealous whacko always questioning what s/he does or who they hang with? Do you piss away his hard earned money or do you expect her to take care of you like a momma's boy? Have you become just a gold digger or have decided to just use her at your convenience? Do you cook him a nice meal. When was the last time you took him to dinner or do you expect her to be your maid/chef...?

Why, Why, Why?
Why, Why, Why... do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people

Why Women Are Crabby
Why Women Are Crabby We started to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs. Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had. Our next little rite of passage (premarital or not) was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about. Then it' was off to Motherhood where we learned to live on dry crackers and water f

Why Wear Red
Subject: Why wear red A long time ago, Britain and France were at war. During one battle, the French captured an English colonel. They took him to their headquarters, and the French general began to question him. Finally, as an afterthought, the French general asked, "Why do you English officers all wear red coats? Don't you know the red material makes you easier targets for us to shoot at?" In his bland English way, the officer informed the general that the reason English officers wear red coats is if they are shot the blood won't show, and the men they are leading won't panic. And that is why, from that day to this, all French Army officers wear brown pants.

Why, Why, Why
Why, Why, Why Do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constan

Why We Are All Proud To Be Australian Citizens:
1) Only in Australia... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2) Only in Australia... is "are you awake?" the standard concept of foreplay. 3) Only in Australia... do supermarkets make the sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their Panadol,etc., while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4) Only in Australia... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries... and a Diet Coke. 5) Only in Australia... do banks leave both doors open, have no armed guards and chain the pens to the counter. 6) Only in Australia... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway, and store our junk in the garage. 7) Only in Australia... do we use answering machines to screen calls, and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8) Only in Australia... do we use the word "politics" to describe the process of Governm

Why We Take Them At Times?
Just wondering at times why we take the chances that we do. Guess it's just part of live and learn!!! Let someone know that I was interested, hoping the feeling might be the same, but than found out it wasn't. Sometimes I feel like the wrong guy, in the wrong place at the wrong time. But at least I still have her friendship, and I am definately thankful for that. So once again I have lived and learned from another experience, maybe I should have asked sooner, maybe it really wouldn't have mattered. Just one of those things that you never know about. Expect the worst, but hope for the best. But I know that one day I'll take the same chance again, because if you never do than you will never know what could have been. Thanks for taking the time to read this, so if there's someone out there that your debating about taking that chance with, take it, weather you win or lose, or you'll never know if you don't try.

Why Women Are Crabby! Good One
We started to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs. Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had. Our next little rite of passage was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about. Then it was off to Motherhood where we learned to live on dry crackers and water for a few months so we didn't s

Why Write A Song When Somone Eles Said It Perfectly.
I did not write this.... Sometimes I lie awake in bed Thinking about the things you said So lost for words, so lost to tell you how I feel So terrified of changing what I thought was real It's too bad, you're gone It's too bad, you're not alone And I know that you couldn't see That it's too bad that you're gone And not here with me Standing here, trying to make some sense of this There's nothing between us Still I can feel your awkwardness You're so lost for words So you just tell me I'm your friend There must be one reason Only one reason in the end It's too bad, you're gone It's too bad, you're not alone And I know that you couldn't see That it's too bad that you're gone And not here with me So why are you pulling away It must be from things that I say And I'm thinking you're thinking of him So why do I even care at all

Why We Are Still Here
Most people in the United States hear some dreadful news everyday when they flip on the television. In the back of their heads they are saying,"Why dont we just turn that place into a parking lot?" There are many reasons why, and I will speak briefly on each reason. The first reason is what the president is saying. If we were to just up and leave this hellhole, we would be in for a world of trouble when they regroup and gain their balance. Right now in Iraq, there are a lot of people that need us and actually work WITH the coalition. The Jundi's of the Iraqi Army are clamoring to learn the ways that we run our military to do a better job for themselves. They need us to train them up better so they can work more efficiently. The next reason for not leaving Iraq is because we have too many foreign interests within this country to just jump and run like scared bitches. There isnt much to explain about this one. The last reason we cannot leave this country is simply this.

Why Wedding Ring Should Put On The Fourth Finger??
Why wedding ring should put on the fourth finger?? Thumb represents parents Second finger represents brothers & sisters Center finger represents own self Fourth finger represents your partner Last finger represents your children Really interesting Why wedding ring should put on the fourth finger?? Pls follow the below step, really god ma d e this a miracle (this is from a Chinese excerpt) Firstly, show your palm, center finger bend and put together back to back Secondly, the rest 4 fingers tips to tips Games begin, follow the below arrangement, 5 finger but only 1 pair can split. Try to open your thumb, the thumb represents parents, it can be open because all human does go thru sick and dead. Which are our parents will leave us one day Please close up your thumb, then open your second finger, the finger represent brothers and sisters, they do have their own family which is too they will leave us too Now close up your second finger, open up your

Why Waste Time To Hate. I Got Better Tings To Do :d
yey i just dinged lvl 68 last nigth :D one lvl a day =) /cheer ooh ooh big news... im finally gonna move our from Joakims place =) yey no longer live with my ex ;) happy happy gal. gonna share an apartment with my dear old firend Tomas in the big city of Stockholm :D YEY STOCKHOLM!!!!!!!!!! i always wnated to live there .. now i am :D also gonna go visit my cousin Åsa in canada.... oh and yes she and her husband just moved to Edmonton -.- weolll WTF why hide my rpetty face... :P lets have sum fun :D atleasti moved on :) just read about someone who havent yet :D still as aggro :D not my problems anymore :D i tryed my best ... atleast i dont waste my time to Hate :P welll while im in Ednomton im gonna visit Jason, Jason and Lennon while im already in canada... migth grab my inlines and go ride with Jim in Chathamn aswell :D im going all over the place... :D im also gonna go visitmy brother and my firend Jonas in Oslo soon aswell :D just take the train there really cheap :D

Why Women Cry
Why are you crying, a young boy asked his Mom? "Because I'm a woman," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will, but that's O.K."....... Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does Mom seem to cry for no reason?". "All women cry for no reason," was all his Dad could say...... The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to God and when God got back to him, he asked "God, why do women cry so easily?" GOD answered...... "When I made woman, I decided she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet, made her arms gentle enough to give comfort... I gave her the inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times will come even from her own children. I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going and take care of her family and friends, even when everyone else gives up, through sickness and fatigue without com

Why Worry
Baby I see this world has made you sad Some people can be bad The things they do, the things they say But baby I'll wipe away those bitter tears I'll chase away those restless fears That turn your blue skies into grey Why worry, there should be laughter after the pain There should be sunshine after rain These things have always been the same So why worry now Baby when I get down I turn to you And you make sense of what I do I know it isn't hard to say But baby just when this world seems mean and cold Our love comes shining red and gold And all the rest is by the way Why worry, there should be laughter after pain There should be sunshine after rain These things have always been the same So why worry now

Why Waste Time
Why waste time doing the things that dont matter? i am going to touch this topic later!!!

Why Women Cry
Why Women Cry... A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will." Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?" "All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to God. When God answered, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?" God said: "When I made the woman she had to be Special. I made Her Shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort. I gave her an Inner Strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I gave her a Hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without co

Why Women Cry
Why Women Cry... A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will." Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?" "All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to God. When God answered, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?" God said: "When I made the woman she had to be Special. I made Her Shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort. I gave her an Inner Strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I gave her a Hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without co

Why, Why, Why???
Why, Why, Why??? Do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles arealways white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people kee

Why Waste Money On A Blast..
WELL OKAY SOME PEOPLE DONT SEE IT AS A WASTE BUT I JUST DONT TOTALLY GET IT.. THERE ARE SO MANY OTHER WAYS TO GET EVERYONES ATTENTION.... I JUST DONT GET IT.... MAYBE IM DUM... ITS LIKE THE SALUTES.. IM HERE EVERY DAY... AND IM SURE THAT THE PEOPLE WHO SAY THE SALUTES ARE OKAY .. KNOW IM HERE SO WHY CANT THEY JUST LET US MOVE ON ... MY BABY SIS IS STUCK ON A LEVEL CUZ SHE HASNT DONE A SALUTE... I JUST DONT THINK IT SHOULD BE NECESSARY TO DO WHEN I SPENT HAVE MY DAY HERE ANYWAY... I LIKE CHERRY TAP WHY SHOULD I HAVE TO ANNOUNCE TO EVERYONE THAT I DO ... THE IMPORTANT PEOPLE KNOW IM HERE ... ANYWAY .. I HAVE A HEAD ACHE AND THIS PROLLY MAKES NO SENSE TO ANY ONE SO ILL STOP

Why Woman Should Swallow
It?s Tidy Spitting is, quite simply, messy. Having a paper towel at the ready can help, but even then, you have a cum-soaked towel to dispose of. Same is true if he comes somewhere other than inside your mouth, there?s plenty of sticky jizm to wipe up. Just swallow and there's no muss or fuss. It?s Quick Even if cum is unpleasant (we have tips for making it much less so), the fastest way to deal with it is to swallow. Running to the bathroom to dispose of it or spitting it out on the spot will take more time, and be less efficient, than just swallowing it. It Lets the Man Relax If a man has to worry about coming, feeling that it is an imposition on the woman or the cause of unpleasantness, it creates tension while receiving the blowjob. He cannot fully relax, and cannot fully enjoy his climax. A woman who swallows both puts her partner at ease. Also, she can continue sucking through the orgasm, ?sucking him dry?, which men find both physically and emotionally satisfyin

Why/who Should Be Deat To Me (5 Pgs)
Yea um so you must be wondering by now "what the hell is wrong with this guy and why does he want some bitch dead?" well easy, the bitch ripped my heart and ate it! Here is how.... (btw this is a long one, you may wanna print it up) We first met ooo soo innocently back when we were toddlers, and then my folks moved when the 2 of us were 3 (so she says). I saw her for a couple follow up b-day parties (she says again) and once around 8th or 9th grade (she is only older than I by 1 1/2 mnths). Fast forward to late August '06: I am leaving my Drs office in the elevator and see a girl. I check her out as much as I would any other. A few days later I get an email here on myspace from her...btw a few days - a week or so I searched her too myself, tho I didn't contact her... it is Ida, my long lost "girlfriend" from pre-preschool. We had both never forgotten about each other, how sweet. So yea then we set up a date to meet in public... lord knows how we have both changed over the years, we w

Why Women Are Evil Bitches!
A new research has found the true cause of aggressive behavior in women. The University of Pittsburgh conducted a study where it was revealed that variations in serotonin receptor gene are closely related to hostility and ill temper in women. As it was previously showed by various researches, the hormone serotonin plays an important part in regulating aggressive behavior for animals and people. Thus the lower level of serotonin, the more are the chances that an individual will show hostility or act in aggressive and anxious manner. The high level of serotonin will contribute to feelings of happiness, emotional gratification and be an effective stress killer. The genetic study of Cardiovascular Behavioral Medicine Program aimed to find scientific proof to the link between alterations in the serotonin receptor 2C gene and aggressive behavior. The research took place in Behavioral Physiology Laboratory at the University of Pittsburgh, where 550 women of European origin were teste

Why We Love Children
Why We Love Children 1. A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil. "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. You did WHAT ???" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You know,"explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it did n't move." 2. A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later...."Da-ad...." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?" "No, You had your chance. Lights out." Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad.." "WHAT?" "I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??" I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!" Five minutes later....."Daaaa-aaaad....." "WHAT!" "When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?" 3. An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him "How do you expec

Why Why Why.....
Do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people keep running over a s

Why Why
I am a single dad of 2 boys and the women run from me like i have an STD.... wtf anyone got some ideas?

Why Women Are Attracted To "jerks"?
Why Women Are Attracted To "Jerks" >If you'd like to learn how to speak the secret "language" that I call Sexual Communication... and how to create "chemistry" with any woman you meet, then take a minute and read THIS: http://www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com/e/17842/SexualCommunication/ ***QUESTION*** Hey - I am 18 years old and just graduated high school. I used to be a MAJOR wuss and when I was younger I was always a shy kid who was picked on a lot because I was a short, skinny kid that never stood up for myself. And worst of all, I never took advantage of high school to get girls! I started getting your newsletter earlier this year and the cocky + funny attitude changed my life in more ways than one. I hang out with guys that get the hottest high school girls you can ever imagine. Not only do they get 9's and 10's, I see these girls obsess over them. I was around them so much that I tried to model thier behavior around girls and I noticed that EVER

Why Women Cry... By Sweet Sex Latina
Why Women Cry... A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will." Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?" "All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to God. When God answered, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?" God said: "When I made the woman she had to be Special. I made Her Shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort. I gave her an Inner Strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I gave her a Hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without co

Why Write?
sometimes, the smallest thing fits perfectly in your heart or situation. sometimes, just a phrase turns out to be your motto. sometimes, a couple of words reminds you to not give up. sometimes, what someone once said is all you need to keep in mind that at least one person went thru what you're going thru. and sometimes, that's just enough to keep going, to keep smiling, to keep pushing on.

Why, Why, Why??
why the lies why the hurt why the guilt why do i care so much, wouldn't the truth serve much better, then letting my mind wonder, what i could do better, Why do i even care why did i let my emotions get involved, why does it even matter no one really cares about the why, why, why

Why Women Shouldnt Flirt
One good reason not to flirt A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by her not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early, decided go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner hi

Why, Why Does The Cycle Go On (warning:this Is The Suicide Bombers Childs Song)
We live in times of so much pain for reason of race, socal status, and religion. We harm all around us without thinking but why. Why must children be hurt why must anyone suffer why. It saddens me that our ideas and ways cuase war and innocence lost. Why cant we seek peace... will we keep fighting over who we pray to who we worship. For us as human can solve it our religions call for peace, love, forgiviness and serenity. An we act out like hypocrits and our children learn that the actions we do is right for they look up to us. SO NOW I CALL FOR PEACE FOR WHO YOU PRAY TO DEMANDS IT MAY IT BE G*D, ALLAH, YEHOVA, JEHOVA, BUDDHA, OSIRIS AND THE LIST GOES ON AND ON, WHY DO WE MAKE PAIN WHY, THE WORDS IN OUR BIBLES, TORAHS, QURANS AND SO FORTH SPEAK FOR PEACE AND LOVE EACH TIME WE DO SOMTHING THE CHILDREN SEE IT ....so please watch this video let it sink in your heart, your mind, your soul and think.... why do we fail our children why do we fail our people why do we fail our dieties

Why?- Written : September 4, 2005
Why am I feeling this way? This feeling of dread, of worthlessness and defeat. Why do you push me until I can't be pushed anymore? Why do you continually beat me up to make yourself feel better? Why do you like to see me cry? Why can't you treat me like a human? Why do you like to be the abuser? Why can't you treat me like the equal I am? Why can't you treat me with the respect you give everyone else? WHY?!?!

Why Women Cry
Why Women Cry Body: A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will." Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?" "All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?" God said: "When I made the woman she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort. I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining. I gave her the sensit

Why We Ride
There is cold, and there is cold on a motorcycle. Cold on a motorcycle is like being beaten with cold hammers while being kicked with cold boots, a bone bruising cold. The wind's big hands squeeze the heat out of my body and whisk it away; caught in a cold October rain, the drops don't even feel like water. They feel like shards of bone fallen from the skies of Hell to pock my face. I expect to arrive with my cheeks and forehead streaked with blood, but that's just an illusion, just the misery of nerves not designed for highway speeds. Despite this, it's hard to give up my motorcycle in the fall and I rush to get it on the road again in the spring; lapses of sanity like this are common among motorcyclists. When you let a motorcycle into your life you're changed forever. The letters "MC" are stamped on your driver's license right next to your sex and height as if "motorcycle" was just another of your physical characteristics, or maybe a mental condition. But when warm we

Why Women Are Cranky
Why Women Are Crabby > > > > We started to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to >find > that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds >hurt so > bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable >training > bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had >callus es > on our backs. > > > > > > Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). >Along > with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone > crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert >tubular, > packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had. > > > > > Our next little rite of passage (premarital or not) was having >sex for > the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push >your > uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up >with his > little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the >fuss was

Why Women Are So Crabby!
We started to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs. Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had. Our next little rite of passage (premarital or not) was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about. Then it' was off to Motherhood where we learned to live on dry crackers and water for a few months

Why We Need Friend's
WHY WE NEED FRIENDS????? We need our friends for many reasons, No matter what the day or season... We need friends to comfort us when we are sad, And to laugh with when we are glad. We need friends to give us good advice, Someone we can count on to treat us nice. We need friends to remember us when we have passed Sharing memories that will always last. We need friends to help us solve our troubles And to share good times so the joy is doubled That's why we need friends... That's why I need YOU! Have A Fabulous Day Everyone Thinking Of You Today And Always Hugs Trouble

Why Would Anyone Say This To Me?
Here's the message I got Monday night from X's e-mail... I still don't know why... I haven't wanted to e-mail back and find out... Besides I know others have been in his account lately... And I want an answer from him... Not from whoever else has been using it... (the answers are the message from X's e-mail... not the questions... por supuesto) ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Give me one last kiss before I die... Date: Apr 13, 2007 5:07 PM 1.) How many times a day would you hug me? never you fucking fat cunt 2.) Would you let me hold you? hell no you too DAMN ugly 3.) Would u come with me to places? no someone might see me with your dumb ass 4.) Would you love me? if you paid me enough fucking money which i doubt you have 6.) Would you lie to me? every single word out of my mouth expect what im writing now 7.) If I was sick what would you do? fucking pull the plug 9.) Would you leave me for one of my friends? no all your fr

Why We Should Never Be Allowed To Travel (lol)
I had someone ask for an aisle seats so that his or her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window. ******************************************* A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, "Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?" ********************************************* I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information when she interrupted me with "I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts. "Without trying to make her look like the stupid one, I calmly explained, "Capecod is in Massachusetts, Capetown is in Africa." Her response ... click. ********************************************* A man called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain tha

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Why Why Why
Why, Why, Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum c

Why We Love Kids!
1. A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil. "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. You did WHAT ???" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You know,"explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move." 2. A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later...."Da-ad...." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?" "No, You had your chance. Lights out." Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad.." "WHAT?" "I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??" I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!" Five minutes later....."Daaaa-aaaad....." "WHAT!" "When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?" 3. An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him "How do you expect to get into Heaven

Why Women Should Avoid....
WHY WOMEN SHOULD AVOID A GIRLS NIGHT WHEN MARRIED The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down WAY too easy. Around 3:00 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution in order to escape a possible conflict with him. Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT. The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him " Midnight "!. He didn't seem pissed off at all. Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why?, he said, "Well, last nigh

Why Women Cry
Why Women Cry A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will." Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?" "All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.. Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?" God said "When I made the woman she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort. I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining. I gave her

Why. Why Do People Do This To Me
when people are down on their luck, the come crying to me for support, and when I help them on their feet, they seem to forget me and take off running while I wonder about them. worrying if they are in the same situation they were in. Im sick of the bullshit

Why, Why, Why ?????
Why, Why, Why ????? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people keep running

Why Walmart Sucks
I have been sick since Monday and I am starting to wonder if I am going to get better or not. I probably should have stayed home from work today but if I did that, I would have gotten fired. So, I went to work anyway. As for now, I am going to try and get some sleep.

Why Women Are Crabby !
Why Women Are Crabby We started to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs. Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had. Our next little rite of passage was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about. Then it was off to Motherhood where we learned to live on dry crackers and water for a

Why Women Go To The Bathroom In Pairs
This is just too funny! So true! When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupied. Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the stall. You get in to find the door won't latch. It doesn't matter, the wait has been so long you are about to wet your pants! The dispenser for the modern "seat covers" (invented by someone's Mom, no doubt) is handy, but empty. You would hang your purse on the door hook, if there was one, but there isn't - so you carefully, but quickly drape it around your neck, (Mom would turn over in her grave if you put it on the FLOOR!), yank down your pants, and assume "The Stance." In this position your aging, toneless thigh muscles begin to shake. You'd love to sit down, but you certainly hadn't taken time to wipe the seat or lay toilet paper on it, so you

Why, Why, Why
Why, Why, Why.... Do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do peopl

Why We Don't Need Gun Control
____________________________________________ NRA files – Butte, Montana Home invasion gone wrong for criminals. Two illegal aliens, Ralphel Resindez 23 and Enrico Garza 26, probably believed they would easily overpower a home alone 11 year old Patricia Harrington after her father had left their two story home. It seems the two crooks never learned two things, they were in Montana and Patricia had been a clay shooting champion since she was nine. Patricia was in her upstairs room when the two men broke through the front door of the house. She quickly ran to her father's room and grabbed his 12 gauge Mossberg 500 shotgun. Resindez was the first to get up to the second floor only to be the first to catch a near point blank blast of buck shot from the 11 year olds knee crouch aim. He suffered fatal wounds to his abdomen and genitals. When Garza ran to the foot of the stairs, he took a blast to the left shoulder and staggered out into the street where he bled to death before me

Why Would Someone Do This Lol
someone filmed this in their car and its where i drive each day lol

Why?why?why?
I find myself as of late questioning everything. I do not mean to and I can honestly say that before I got sick I never did that. There is a lot I do now that is just so not me. How do we get back to the person we was? Will we ever? I mean I am trying to live my everyday to the fullest but there is so much out there that will try to knock me back down. I feel as though I have accomplished something great. I am here still.I am fighting cancer. I am walking again after a long year in a wheel chair. I am eating after a year of living off of Ensure and water. So what more could I want? Honestly, I want to know what TRUE love really feels like. I mean I spent a year going from day to day wandering if I am going to wake up the next morning.I never knew if when I closed my eyes to finally go to sleep if I would die. So now I feel like I have to fit everything into one day. I have to get things done and do things all at once and it is tiring. I mean really. There is so much I want to do and fe

Why Women Are Smarter!!!
The Silent Treatment A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM " He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up." Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. _____________________________________________________________________________ WIFE VS. HUSBAND A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to conce

Why Women Shouldnt Drink
You have absolutely no idea where your shoes, purse, cell phone, pants, bra or any article of clothing you had when you arrived at the bar are hours later. You've just had to get someone to help you pull your pants up in the ladies room. You've been flashing your boobs at anyone walking by. You mistake a police car for a cab and shout obscenities when it doesn't stop for you. (hehe woops) You start crying. There are less than three hours before you're due to start work knowing you have to smell beer all day at work. You've found a deeper side to one of the nerds you work with. The man you're flirting with used to be your 7th grade teacher. The urge to take all your clothes off, stand on a table and sing "Hopelessly Devoted To You" becomes strangely overwhelming. You've forgotten where you live when the bar is on the same street ...hehe You've started to sound like Jessie Ventura from the 60 cigarettes you've smoked. You can't taste the beer in your glas

Why We Have Redheads
After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the obstetrician. "Doctor," the man said, "I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine." "Nonsense," the doctor said. "Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool." "It isn't possible," the man insisted. "This can't be, our families on both sides had jet-black hair for generations." "Well," said the doctor, "let me ask you this. How often do you have sex?" The man seemed a bit ashamed. "I've been working very hard for the past year. We only made love once or twice every few months. " "Well, there you have it!" The doctor said confidently. "It's rust."

Why Would Ya Do This
This is sad but true,my wife,Kiss,had all her pics locked down so only friends could see them. Today she created some tags and put them in an album,after that was done 4 of her new pics were flagged and reported nsfw. How fuckin sad is that,a friend,who asked to be her friend,cause she doesnt request anyone, then goes and reports,fucked up aint it? And of course her reaction was not the best,and very warrented if ya ask me,below is the body of text from her blog,so ladies and gents,be very careful who ya let into your friends and absolutely do not allow anyone in family unless you are sure you can trust them. Here is the body of text from my wife , Kiss is Misbehavin's blog: Look its fuckin like this. I put 2 tags in my default album, and one of you assholes--that are my friends yet again, have tagged me NSFW- Soooooooooooooooooo I am moving all album's to family. You will be added one at a time, and then after veiwing them, you will be removed. I Hope you enjoyed yourself---be

Why...why Does This Have To Happen To Me?
I don't get...why any girl I talk to eventually just pushes me away...I try my best to be nice...to be respectful...but they lie and cheat me...i'm just not worth talking to I guess...or maybe i'm a freak and just don't know it...w/e...I guess it shouldn't matter...but it does...

Why Women Can Be Cranky
Why women can be cranky We start to "bud" in our blouses only to find anything that comes in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurts so bad it brings us to tears. Enter the training bra contraption the boys in school will snap until we have calluses on our backs. Next, we get our periods. Along with those budding boobs, we now bloat, we cramp, we get the hormone crazies, and have to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular-packed cotton in places we didn't even know we had. Our next rite of passage (premarital or not) ... having sex for the first time which is about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (if he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about. Then it's off to motherhood where we learn to live on dry crackers and water for a few months so we don't spend the entire day leaning over Brother John. Of course, amazing creatures that

Why We Are At War With Iraq
(This is a story a family friend sent, that I wanted to share with my CT family) The other day, my nine year old son wanted to know why we were at war. My husband looked at our son and then looked at me. My husband and I were both in the Army during the Gulf War and we would be honored to serve and defend our Country again today. I knew that my husband would give him a good explanation. My husband thought for a few minutes and then told my son to go stand in our front living room window. He said, "Son, stand there and tell me what you see?" "I see trees and cars and our neighbor's houses." he replied. "OK, now I want you to pretend that our house and our yard is the United States of America and you are President Bush." Our son giggled and said, "OK." "Now son, I want you to look out the window and pretend that every house and yard on this block is a different country," my husba nd said. "OK Dad, I'm pretending." "Now I want you to stand there and look out

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Why Women Aren't Attracted To "Nice" Guys >NOTE: If you'd like to learn how to go beyond "tricks" and "lines" for meeting women, and learn how to create a powerful "inner confidence" that women find instantly attractive, then take a minute and read this: http://www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com/e/17842/OnBeingAMan/?cid=QZZZVH&lid=1&ll=1 ATTENTION "NICE GUYS": If you are a "nice guy" who never seems to be able to attract HOT women, or you have attractive female friends who always seem to say, "He's really wonderful, but I just like him as a FRIEND", then this could possibly be the single most important thing you ever read in your entire life. And I'm not kidding... not even a little. If I had to sum up the biggest mistake that I see men making with women (and the big mistake that I've made myself too many times to count), it's being a WUSSY. Being a WUSS comes in two main flavors: 1) Acting like a WUSSY to begin with. 2) Turning INTO a

Why Women Are So Desperate These Days
Why Women Are So DESPERATE These Days >NOTE: If you're REALLY interested in learning how to meet women and get numbers, emails, and DATES quickly... then go take a look at THIS: http://www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com/e/17842/ApproachingWomen/?cid=SZZZVH&lid=1&ll=1 ***QUESTION*** here is the deal... I'm 23, 5'7" and a relatively good looking and successful fashion designer. i don't date to much, and because of my usually respectful mannerism i don't get laid too often and usually end up in that "gay friend" category. but I've kinda got my eye on a cutie who works at a trendy clothing store in my hood. it initially was one of those things where we shared a glace and did the whole "eye ball sex" thing the first time i came into the shop. i frequent this store regularly to help promote and do some p.r. for a club night my friends are doing, (not to mention check out the... uh... merchandise?) so i have actually spoke to her and got her name and even con

Why Women Don't Take Men On Vacation
see my pictures under men to get more details Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods; Because Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. Amen!

Why We Love Children...
A kindergarten pupil told his teacher that he had found a cat, but it was dead. "How did you know the cat was dead?" she asked him. "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. "You did WHAT?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise."You know," explained the boy. "I leaned over and went 'PSSST' and it didn't move."

Why We Marry Them
We found the reason why girls love them southern boys. It's in the way they walk in them Wranglers, the way they talk into them Nextel's. Its the look in their eyes when u mention an 8pt. buck. The way they get to talking bout lift kits and muddin tires. Its all in the camouflage jackets and snake boots, the four wheelers they broke and the truck they ALMOST flipped. It's the stories they tell bout fishin with their boys, the way they love with all they got. Its the home movies that start with "Hey ya'll, watch this!", and the rodeos that result in broken bones and fractured ribs. It's how cute they look all dressed up, the way they make sure everyone knows that your theirs. It's the way they stick up for you when no one else will, the way they make you laugh when you want to cry. One word in that sweet southern accent and them girls are gone. Their mommas raised them right, and they know how to treat a lady. Some people ask what we see in southern

Why Wont They Show Up
i just loaded a bunch of new pictures it says they loaded but they aint fucking showing... some one wanna explain??????

Why Why Why
Hey all so you all know i might be a lil touchy these next few days my uncle i was closest to has passed away and its hitting me hard and will be for awhile (Uncle Tommy 7-20-1957 to 7-18-2007) so please all bare with me him and i were like 2 peas in a pod ty

Why, Why, Why
Why, Why, Why . . . Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why d

Why Wont They.......
Fubar has a email to contact them if you have a problem with your acct. but i emailed them days and days ago and they wont respond..... anyone have any idea how long i have to wait to hear from them .. They took my mumm's i want them back! Esp bc what i sent out was clean and had no attachments or pics that cud have been considered imapproriate and now i can not use them!? Any idea's?

Why Would You Do It?
Why would you do it? You turned me black and blue, what the hell , was I to do. you did it to me now and then, I still rember way back when, you slamed my head agenst that wall, I didn't want you to kill your self thats all. i told you suiside was not the way, that is Always what you heard me say. you didn't beleave then , you don't beleave me now, fine it is two clicks and one pow, But I won't show you how. done by Jason Borchard

Why Women Are Crabby
Why Women Are Crabby We started to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs. ?????????????? Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had. Our next little rite of passage (premarital or not) was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about. Then it was off to Motherhood where we lea

Why We Love Children
Why We Love Children! 1) NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom, that lady isn't wearing a seat belt!" 2) OPINIONS On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents." 3) KETCHUP A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle." 4) MORE NUDITY A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watche

Why Would This Nigga Do Somethin Stupid Twice
check this shit out me and my uncle got into it before, when this nigga cussed my aunt out when my grandma died and that was a 2 months ago. i had this nigga runnin and hiding for 2 weeks, and the sad part is he's twice my age.Now last nite he called my mom and was talk shit to her and through my name in the conversation, now im startin to think this nigga is slow and i might just have to remind him about what happen 2 months ago and this time my mom and aunt wont be able to stop me. i tried to be nice i tried to let shit go now cuz is in trouble and he cant hide this time.

Why Waste My Damn Time"
Ok people,, i am only here, to make friends, and if u rate my pics, or anything else,, i will defiently rates urs as well ,, but "But Why In the HEll, do some of u, just want to rate an {1} why waste my fkin time, with that bullshit,, if u don't like my pics, or my page, then stay the fk off,, but to all the other ppl that has rated me as a 10 or more,, i Thank u very much, but it really don't matter to me about ratings, it just makin friends and learnin about each other,, but if u just want to rate a 1,, then don't waste ur time on me,, bcause i don't have time for ur shit. THANK YOU.

Why We Do It !
Get up everyday and yet I am unhappy, why because I cant help feeling alone. Sit and wonder everyday, why we do what we do ? In the rat race we call life, surrounded by hate and pain. Why we do it? Because some of us have too, and then there are others that give up. I myself cant give up, done that to manys times in the past. Now I want nothing more than the best, for me anyway. I came a long way, and we all deserve the best. So for once think of yourself, just for today. EVERBODY NEEDS LOVE !!!

Why Women Don't Like Wussies
Why Women Don't Like Wussies >NOTE: Would you like to see all of the different programs I've created to help you learn how to meet and attract women? You can see them here: http://www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com/e/17842/Catalog/?cid=RKZZZV&lid=1&ll=1 I want to share an interesting insight with you that not 1 in 100 men ever realize on their own. It's actually TWO insights, but they're two sides of the same coin. It's an amazingly OBVIOUS double insight, and once you know what it is, you'll see evidence of it all around you, in every interaction between a man and a woman. And it goes a little sumthin' like this: 1. Most men behave like WUSSIES when it comes to women and dating. 2. Women NEVER feel the powerful and magical emotion called ATTRACTION for WUSSIES. So let's take them one at a time. WHAT exactly IS a WUSSY? A Wussy is a guy who kisses up to women. A Wussy is a guy who does whatever a woman wants him to do, and d

Why Women Should Never Force Men To Shop Against Their Will
This is why women should not take men shopping against their will. DON'T TAKE ME IF I DON'T WANT TO GO........... After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men--he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women--she loved to browse. One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her local Wal-Mart. Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras. 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 2 . July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-min

Why We Love Kids So Much!
WHY WE LOVE CHILDREN SO MUCH 1) NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, 'Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!' 2) OPINIONS On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, 'The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents.' 3) KETCHUP A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. 'Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle.' 4) MORE NUDITY A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running

Why Would Anyone Post Mum Asking If You Sell Soul To The Devil?
I have no idea but someone seems to have a weird sence humor on this one > but im not laughing iIs serious to joke about God (A blastehmey)about our Lord and to Our Lord ..To joke of the the devil is serious cause he is no joking matter> to me about our Lord>. sounds like a devil at work for sure requesting souls an beware I say to you ; when your approached with these wicked ones. Pray to God so he,ll open your eyes to the light so you can see its devil playing games to win your soul in here . Be a ware ok .. God will be near; close by watching and seeing all. and knowing all. hugs diana

Why We Get High
Almost all of you have gotten "high." You might call it "getting stoned" or "tripping" or "having a session" or "going on vision quest" or "partying" but the urge to switch channels and move to another and less usual state of consciousness is as old as our species itself. Actually the quest for intoxication is even older! Ronald Siegel, in his book, Intoxication, documents numerous animal species and most of the various human cultures that strive to get high or as he calls it, to intoxicate themselves. Siegel proposes that after food, drink and sex, "Intoxication is the fourth drive." He demonstrates through zoological and sociological evidence, that the urge to get high is among the most basic of motivations. Andrew Weil, M.D., and Wilfred Rosen, in their wonderful introductory book From Chocolate to Morphine, explaining psychoactive drugs for the young reaffirms this idea. They point out: Human beings it seems, are born with the need for periodic variations in consciousness.

Why? Why? Why?
Here I sit, once again alone. The trust I had for another is gone. Nothing left inside me, nothing left to feel. Emptiness fills me as the hours gro. Alone again, and on my own. Why do I love? Why do I care? I know that the truth is noone out there cares?? I am sick of this hurt and pain that fills me. I am sick and tired of all this dispair. I wish I could run, I wish I could fly. Away from the pain that fills me inside.

Why Women Take So Long In The Ladies Room
When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupied. Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the stall. You get in to find the door won't latch. It doesn't matter, the wait has been so long you are about to wet your pants! The dispenser for the modern "seat covers" (invented by someone's Mom, no doubt) is handy, but empty. You would hang your purse on the door hook, if there was one, but there isn't - so you carefully, but quickly drape it around your neck, (Mom would turn over in her grave if you put it on the FLOOR!), yank down your pants, and assume " The Stance." In this position your aging, toneless thigh muscles begin to shake. You'd love to sit down, but you certainly hadn't taken time to wipe the seat or lay toilet paper on it, so you hold "The Stance." To take your mind off y

Why Women Are So Cranky
We start to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find anything that comes in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurts so bad it brings us to tears. Enter the almighty, uncomfortable training bra contraption the boys in school will snap until we have calluses on our backs. Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we now bloat, we cramp, we get the hormone crankies, have to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had. Our next little rite of passage (premarital or not) is having sex for the first time which is about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about. Then it's off to Motherhood where we learn to live on dry crackers and water for a few months so we don't spend the entire day l

Why Women Hates Me
every women hates me because they really just don't like me. because just the way i look, the way i talk, and they way i walk. no girl out here in virginia would date me. because they don't like the way i look. so which i really don't care at all i rather die alone anyways. women can't handle a guy who's not affraid of commitment. every women thinks that i'm a disgrace to society. the only thing i have is honor for my sensei. a sensei who taught me to be strong and who don't care what other people think of me. i am loyal and i give and i have respect. even though i rather die alone. i give up dating and everything else and that means sex to. that's right i haven't had sex in 4yrs the only reason is because another women would cheat on me. just like my ex girlfriend she cheated on me. you women laugh in my face and i know you wouldn't date me. that means even if i was the last guy on earth. you wonder why i wrote this? well it's the truth and it's the facts..plus this is why you women

Why Why Why????????????
This might offend someone. But, I am going for it anyhow. Why must people ask for blasts, and such? I will never ask you to buy me such a thing. If you wish to spend money on someone go for it. But I will never buy anyone anything with real money. Sorry ........... that is just me!

Why Why Why?
Why, Why, Why???? Why, Why, Why Do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are going dead? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why We Want To Fall In Love....
I found this floating around and thought I would share it, There's a lot of truth in it. We all want to fall in love. Why? Because the experience makes us feel completely alive. Where every sense is heightened, every emotion is magnified, our everyday reality is shattered and we are flying into the heavens. It may only last a moment, an hour, an afternoon. But that doesn't diminish its value. Because we are left with memories that we treasure for the rest of our lives.

Why Women Cry
A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will." Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?" "All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?" God said, "When I made the woman she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort. I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining. I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all cir

(why) We Will Never Forget
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Why Women Are Crabby
We started to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs. Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had. Our next little rite of passage (premarital or not) was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about. Then it' was off to Motherhood where we learned to live on dry crackers and water for a few mont

Why We Love Children
why we love children: a kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "how do you know that the cat was dead? she asked him. "because i pissed in it's ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. "you did WHAT?!!" the exclaimed in surprise. "you know," explained the boy, "i leaned over and went 'PSST!' and it didn't move. an exasperated mother, whose son was always geting into mischief, finally asked him, "how do you expect to get into heaven?" the boy thought it over and said "well i'll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, 'for heaven's sake, dyan, come in or stay out.' one summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her son into bed. she was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in hie voice, "mommy will you sleep with me tonight?" the mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "i can't dear," she said, "i have to sleep in daddy's room." a long silence was

Why, When I Put Up An Irreverent And Offensive Photo For My Id
do i get all 10's? and when i put up one of just me... well. GRRRRRRRRR

Why Was I Charged For A Vip Account?!!
I canceled my VIP account over 2 weeks ago and somehow I was charged for it again this month! I've tried talking to baby J.. I've tried talking to SCRAPPER and now I'm being ignored about it! WTF?! I am NOT a VIP! I want my damn money back! I don't know how to contact paypal about it because I didn't even get a receipt! Anybody know what else I need to do? I'm so F#%*ING pissed right now!

Why Women Love Men
1. They've got that comfortable place on their shoulder that's perfect for snuggling into while we fall asleep. 2. They're at peace with their bodies, except for maybe some minor anxiety over height, weight, and baldness. 3.They fall in love so hard, once they finally fall. 4. Bravery around snakes, water bugs, bats and flat tires. 5. Their unapologetic lust for a nice hunk of beef or chocolate cake.. 6. How tender they get when they cry, and how seldom they do it. 7. What they lack in talk, they tend to make up for in action.. 8. They really love their moms. They remind us of our dads.. 9. Their near-endless appetite for discussing the ins and outs of work and money - ours as well as theirs. 10. Their genuine ardor for tinkering with toilets, changing oil and assembling gas grills - jobs any intelligent woman can do but would be nuts to volunteer for. 11. They never care what their horoscope, their mother-in-law, nor the neighbors say. 12. They rarely lie about their age, t

Why We Love Children !
1) NUDITY > >I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a >woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark >naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from >the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!" > >2) OPINIONS > >On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from >his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not >necessarily those of his parents." > >3) KETCHUP > >A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her >struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the >phone. "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's >hitting the bottle." > >4) MORE NUDITY > >A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker >room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies >grabbing towels and running for cover. The

Why Wait....this Is The Day.
If you've been waiting to start really living your life, today is the day to begin. As of this moment, your wait is over. Sure, it would be nice if you could wait just a little bit longer, to get in better shape, to get a little more organized, or to save up some more money. The fact is, though, that things are never going to be perfect, so why not just go ahead and jump right now into the fullness of life? You know all those things you've been telling yourself that someday you'll get around to doing? That idealized someday is never really going to come, yet the good news is that today is just fine and is here for you right now. Today is what you have to work with. Today is when you can actually give life to your dreams. Today you can put those things you've been meaning to do into real, effective, fulfilling action. Today you will experience how good it is to go beyond merely planning, dreaming and intending, and to bring those beautiful plans to life. Though it may seem ver

Why Women Love Men
1. Men are like ..Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like.Bananas The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like Weather - Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like ....Blenders - You need one, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like ....Chocolate Bars - Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like ... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores - Their clothes are always 1/2 off! 8. Men are like ......Government Bonds - .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like .....Mascara - They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like Popcorn .. They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like Snowstorms - You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like Lava Lamps - Fun to look at, but not very bright. 13. Men are like Parking Spots - All the good ones are

Why Wont It Just End!!!
why wont my life just fucking end!!! i tryed to end it my self 3 times already and i just wont die!! i slit my throut when i was 12 my brother saved me tryed to give my self alcohal posining when i was 13 did not work tryed to give my self alchoal poising when i was 14 did not work when the hel will i fucking die already!! not like anyone will miss me daniel hates me i have no friends, my family practicly wants to disown for there reasons!! im done!!! just done caring!! god just take me way from this place u make me suffer in!!! no one will miss me no one will care!!!!!! i obviously am ready to give up so just take me away from this misrible life u make me lead!!! this is not life!! this is a suffering slowly in to depressiion and suside!! WHY WONT IT JUST END!!!

Why We Dont Let Friends Be Drunk N Stupid
My good friend Michael got really wasted at the club last night n pissed me off so bad. When he gets really drunk he gets to takin off his clothes. Well last night in the parking lot of the club he decides its time to get naked. I kept screaming at him to put this clothes on. This dude is a big dude. Chunky n stuff. I pleaded with him, i begged, i screamed, i cursed, but none of that worked. I was scared he was gonna go to jail for public intoxication or distrubing the peace because the police are always in that parking lot. Well what solved the problem? The mofo gets in a car with some chick he doesnt know n just leaves. I couldnt believe it

Why Won't You Rate My Personal Nsfw Album?
If I'm not hideous like some say I'm not then why isn't any of my "friends" and "fans" rating my nude NSFW pics? This requires an answer, please reply and answer.

Why Women Are Annoyed By Average Guys
QUICK THOUGHT: None of us wants to be thought of as "average"... and women aren't attracted to guys that they think are "average". The secret isn't to be something you're not. The secret is to take what's NOT average about you, and make it STRONGER. If this makes sense, and you'd like to learn more about it, then take a second and check this out: http://www.DatingTechniques.com/e/17842/Catalog/?cid=QZZZVJ&lid=1 I have a question for you... What do you REALLY WANT when it comes to the area of your life called "Women and Dating"? Could you explain it to me if I called you up on the phone in 5 minutes and asked you? In other words, do you REALLY, REALLY know just what it is that you're looking for? If you're like most guys that I talk to, you probably couldn't tell me. Or if you did tell me, it would be clear that you hadn't taken any real time to think about it before I asked you. Now, before I tell you why this is a problem, I h

Why Won't They Stop Fuckin With Me?
Why won’t they leave me alone? Current mood: indescribable It seems to me that my family must suffer from some form of bi-polar disease. One min they want me there, fixing stuff and doing the good son thing, the next its get your shit and leave. I don't know what the fuck to do anymore, I'm trying my damnedest to move out but every time I'm almost ready, something happens. I get suspended, from work or the family gets all clingy or I lose a brother, etc. etc. So it comes down to this, if possible I gotta come up with $300, by friday, so I can move, ok no prob, but still got the bill to pay, I make decent money, but its just getting the deposit all together. So wtf do I do know, somebody please tell me, what do I do know? Hell can't move in with 90% of my friends, either they have no room or they live with folks or whatever. Seriously, Richard Pryor said it best"Its enough to make you crazy"

Why Would Us Want To Attack Venezuela?
Why would US want to attack Venezuela? ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Crystal 4 Gravel08 Date: 10 Oct 2007, 07:45 PM ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Eddie Date: Oct 10, 2007 7:30 PM Is there any wonder why recent headlines told of Bush planning to send US military vehicles to be stationed in Venezuela's neighbor... Suriname, under the guise of.. DRUG WAR? Screw that, Bush family is the BIGGEST cocaine trafficking empire in the world. All the mess we have in Iraq and soon in Iran... we are ignoring a big problem south of the border. A 'rogue nation' led by Hugo Chavez (whom CIA attempted to assassinate for years), is dumping US dollar in favor of EURO and YEN. Not to mention months ago Hugo Chavez kicked out Exxon and Conoco Philips and nationalized all of Venezuela's oil platforms and refineries. Venezuela is currently our 4th largest oil exporter, and we will soon be cut off from oil s

Why Woman Cry
A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will." Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?" "All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he puts in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?" God said "When I made the woman she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort. I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times come from her children. I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining. I gave her the sensitivity to

Why? With The Facist Thing
How are you to get any friends if you do not allow people to leave you comments?? My dedication to all the noobs out there!!! FEEDINGTHEDESIRE I hate it when I can't comment!!

Why Women Get Older And Men Seem To Get Better!
Ever wonder why when women get older, they just get older. With the gray hair and gravity hitting really hard on the body. Then men they just seem to get better looking and more together looking. I mean please, when you got to wear support bras, because gravity hit, and you wonder where those 20 year old boobs went? Then you turn and look at your behind in the mirror and just don't quite remember it being that low before. Some how we got jipped on this aging thing! Heck we had to have the babies, and ruin what body we did have. Then run after them for 18 years + then cook and clean and work a full time job.. Why wasn't it the women who got to be the one.. just doesn't seem fair now does it?

Why Women Go To The Bathroom In Pairs
ISN'T THIS THE TRUTH?????? you may need to stop at the women's restroom . . . be prepared! When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupied. Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the stall. You get in to find the door won't latch. It doesn't matter, the wait has been so long you are about to wet your pants! The dispenser for the modern "seat covers" (invented by someone's Mom, no doubt) is handy, but empty. You would hang your purse on the door hook, if there was one, but there isn't - so you carefully, but quickly drape it around your neck, (Mom would turn over in her grave if you put it on the FLOOR! ), yank down your pants, and assume " The Stance." In this position your aging, toneless thigh muscles begin to shake. You'd love to sit down, but you certainly hadn't taken time to

Why Why Why
is it so BLACK in here !!! Can someone help me / guide me into a whitish template?

Why Why Why ?!?!?!?!
OK I will make this short and simple .. Whoever keeps reporting ALL my pics to the shop and marking them NSFW .. I HOPE YOU DIE !!!! Kay

Why? Why? Why!?!?!?
Why do i have to be that way? why cant I just be cool? Why do I have to be so mean? Why cant I understand? Why do I always have to be so cold? Why? Cause I'm Unsensitive. And I'm Racer Fucking Cool.

Why Women Get Cranky
Why women get cranky! We started to bud in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra that boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs. Next we get our periodsin our early to mid teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had. Our next little rite of passage (premarital or not) was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your ututerus through your nostrils (if he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about. Then it was off to motherhood where we learned to live on dry crackers and water for a few months so we didn't spend a

Why Women Cry
Why Women Cry A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will." Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?" "All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?" God said: "When I made the woman she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue with

Why Why Why???
Aside from Fubar...why is it so hard for a very attractive, educated, loyal and honest female like myself to find a real partner in this thing called life? For the dudes who know me on here...what am I doing wrong? LOL...I'm not desperate just curious and kinda bored!

Why Won't It Get Better?
Ok... so I have come to the conclusion that I can not handle all this crap with my mom! I can't handle talking to her last night only to have her in tears the whole time we are on the phone. I can't handle having my dad tell me that they aren't really doing anything to help her. I can't handle her having a horrible panic attack today and calling me in tears freaking out cause she can't get in touch with my dad. The effing doctors and nurses call my dad to have him calm her down and talk to her... they don't do anything for her... they decide that they are going to keep her for 5 days, but tell my dad that they want him to tell her... why? why can't they do that... that is what they get paid to do is it not??? I can't handle being 3 hours away and sitting here knowing that there is nothing that I can do... I know there would be nothing for me to do there, but this is killing me... sitting at home by myself just driving myself insane. Everyone keeps telling me to think positive... I can'

Why Won't People Talk
Here I stare at the screen, and wonder what it is that people want to see... I wonder what it is that they want to hear... I wonder what it is that they mean..... I wonder what it is that most people here think a friend is... To me a friend is someone that talks to u when u are here... I wonder if that is what most think too... It has come to me that friends here are nice to have... I don't care about rates and fans... I don't care if I am liked... I want to meet interesting and caring people... So now I wonder if anyone will really read this... I wonder if I am worth the time and effort that I put in on here... I wonder if I am fooling myself.... I WONDER...

Why Women Are Crabby
We started to 'bud' in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs. Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had. Our next little rite of passage was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about. Then it was off to Motherhood where we learned to live on dry crackers and water for a few months so we didn't

Why Women Are Crabby ( Lmao )
Why Women Are Crabby :-S We started to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs. Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had. Our next little rite of passage was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving

Why? Why? Why?
do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people keep running over a s

Why, Why, Why???
Why does life go on the way it does. Why can't people be honest and why do people let things go on and on then when they are done it just hits ya like a ton of bricks? I try to understand....I guess I can't really. When someone knows your feelings, you give and give and give and get little in return and then just totally act like you never meant anything. At least this is my interpretation of it. They say they made a mistake....but am I really the mistake?? Is there a way to get over it...I don't know. I keep ending up in the same situations. I guess I need to block everything out and keep to myself. I feel thats the only way I can keep from getting hurt. I don't get it. Why does life have to be so complicated.??

Why Women Are Crabby!
We started to 'bud' in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs. Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had. Our next little rite of passage was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about. Then it was off to Motherhood where we learned to live on dry crackers and water for a few months so we didn't spen

Why We Should Drink More
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Beer = Health. ***Therefore, it's better to drink beer and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.

Why Women Are Crabby....
We started to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs. Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had. Our next little rite of passage (premarital or not) was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wo

Why Women Turn To Other Women
(repost) Everyday I get what I call "Loser Mail" from random guys saying vulgar or degrading things...or just pure stupid...I deal with the daily uncreative stupid "your hott, wanna chat?" & press delete as usual, but there are just soooo many damn guys that are such Asses. Both women & men are to blame for the behavior of these losers too...the men for being so disrespectful & the women for accepting this out of their desperation to not be alone. On a daily I get such low class remarks as... -Will u let me make u cum? -what r u up to tonight, how bout we hook up? -You can go commando on me anytime, sweetie. You're hereby presented with my "Highly Lickable" award! -You are very very sexy! come over - I'm in town for the weekend and looking for someone to play with tonight? What are your plans? I'm staying at the ... (wtf, y would he think thats possible??) -Lets fuck -Can I lick ur pussy all night long? -I'd like to do that ass -go commando over here Ill be your humb

Why Women Cry!
Ok so i stole this from a bulletin, Im a bulletin thief lol but i know not everyone reads bulletins and a handful reads the blogs so im going to post it here and repost it when i can....Hope you enjoy this cause this is so true.. Watch her eyes A little boy asked his mother, 'Why are you crying?' 'Because I'm a woman,' she told him... 'I don't understand,' he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, 'And you never will.' Later the little boy asked his father, 'Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?' 'All women cry for no reason,' was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, 'God, why do women cry so easily?' God said 'When I made the woman she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort. I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejec

Why We Love Our Children
? WHY WE LOVE OUR CHILDREN!! ? A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "How did you know that the cat was dead," she asked him. "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. "You did WHAT?!?!" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move." A little girl goes to the barber show with her father. She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his hair cut, eating a snack cake. The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your twinkie." She says, "Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get boobs, too." A small boy is sent to his bed by his father. Five minutes later: "Daaaad...." "What?"

Why Would You....
That Crazy...: You dont believe in god who are you going to pray to? why would someone say that to a person??? I believe in a god, I cant say for sure what this god figure looks like or is, but I do believe in a god. I go to church with my family when I'm not working, so why would someone say that to me when all I said was I would be thinking of them and would say a prayer for them (he is having surgery tomarrow/monday). It makes me seriously want to cry.

Why Women Are Complicated
why do women make things so hard?its like they say 1 thing but mean another.another thing i wanna know ladies is how much verbal abuse can a women take b4 she breaks down completely?

Why Women Are So Crabby!!!!
We started to 'bud' in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs. Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had. Our next little rite of passage was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about. Then it was off to Motherhood where we learned to live on dry crackers and water for a few months so we didn't s

Why Women Cry
Why Women Cry A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will." Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?" "All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?" God said: "When I made the woman she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort. I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining. I gave her the sensitivity to l

Why Women Cry
Why Women Cry A little boy asked his mother, 'Why are you crying?' 'Because I'm a woman,' she told him. 'I don't understand,' he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, 'And you never will.' Later the little boy asked his father, 'Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?' 'All women cry for no reason,' was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, 'God, why do women cry so easily?' God said: 'When I made the woman she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care

Why We Are No Better Than Communists!
I've come to realize that our nation has been taking hits in the popularity department for years! Other countries are seeing that we are affluential enough to hold our own, and have been for some time! Our problem has always seemed,we love to stick our noses where it doesn't belong! It's been going on since we hightailed it out of Europe to found our own "Community" & Country! So first, we "borrowed" (more like stole) this land from it's current residents, the Native Americans! Then we started plotting on how to force feed out religious beliefs (Quaker at the time) to everyone around us, whether they liked it or not! Remember the witch burnings? A proud example of how our society "cleanses" the world around them! Then we have all of the wars... the great depression... too many negative aspects in America's legacy to mention (besides, my hands are getting tired!)! It just goes to show you how we like to bully everyone around us in close proximity, as well as overseas! Th

Why Woman Cry
A little boy asked his mother, 'Why are you crying?' 'Because I'm a woman,' she told him. 'I don't understand,' he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, 'And you never will.' Later the little boy asked his father, 'Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?' 'All women cry for no reason,' was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, 'God, why do women cry so easily?' God said: 'When I made the woman she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue with out complaining. I gave her the sensitivity to love

Why Woman Dont Do Anal ,, !!!!!
Hey guys ,,, this is fucking simple really !!!! 99% of you fuck it up for guys like me !! HHHHMMMM You try and try , beg and plead , finally one day you cme across a wild girl , or maybe you finally talked the long time wifey into it !! Your dumd ass gets so excited that you just jam it in there and swing for the fences !!! To top it all off you cum in like 5 secs ,, you just cum so hard that your out of shape ass cant even take the time or make the effort to give her kinda pleasure !!! Man what a dumd ass prick ,,,, OK ,, lets say you squeak by and shes a tough girl and takes the pain just for you even though you're sexual moronic ass dont know WTF you 're doing !!! Every time you get in bed with her all of a sudden thats all you want ,,,, lol not good guys !!!! Or much worse ,, you turn it on her and make her feel gross about it ,, what a dick !!! LOOK guys ,,, you would'nt start your car with no lube oil right ,,, you damn sure would'nt crank it with no

Why Women Cry
A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will." Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?" "All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry... Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?" God said "When I made the woman she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort. I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I gave her a hardness that all ows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining. I gave her the sens

Why We Fight
WHY WE FIGHT By Steven R Chandler, CMSgt The other day, my nine year old son wanted to know why we were at war. My husband looked at our son and then looked at me. My husband and I were in the Army during the Gulf War and we would be honored to serve and defend our Country again today. I knew that my husband would give him a good explanation. My husband thought for a few minutes and then told my Son to go stand in our front living room window. He said 'Son, stand there and tell me what you see?' 'I see trees and cars and our neighbor's houses,' he replied. 'OK, now I want you to pretend that our house and our yard is the United States of America and you are President .' Our son giggled and said 'OK.' 'Now son, I want you to look out the window and pretend that every house and yard on this block is a different country' my husband said. 'OK Dad, I'm pretending.' 'Now I want you to stand there and look out the window and pretend you see Saddam come out

Why We Fight It
there are certain things in life that you cant control but we try so hard to keep everything in line but somehow it always falls apart.no matter what we do or how much we cant live without that person,it just doesnt work out the way you want it to.and you have to learn to accept it for what it is and move on.even though you think you cant but you can.believe that you can do anything if you put your heart into it.you will be fine.

Why, Why, Why...
Hello Pplz!!! I just have a question maybe some of u can help me understand this shyt cus i damn sure dont kno the answer to it...Why is it that the ppl we care bout most or that claim they care bout us, are the ones who hurt us the most? I mean shyt if u care or luv someone in my eyes i would think u wouldnt do anything to hurt them if possible. Maybe, Im wrong? Someone hurt me a few days ago then told me....They arent ready to talk to me yet! Like i had hurt them or something... I mean im like what the hell. The shyt just dont make no sense to me. Well maybe some of u can give me some advice on what to do in this situation because i damn sure dont even know what to do at this point. This person and i used to be very close, or atleast i thought we was. I really dont see how they can hurt me then have the nerve to say they arent ready to talk to me YET? Shyt, if anything it seems i should be the one sayin it but im not. I care for this person dearly and really dont want to lose them in

Why We Work...
A Somalian arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States .. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!" The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican." The man goes on and encounters another passerby. " Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !" The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese." The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful America!" That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East , I am not American!" He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?" She says , "No, I am from Africa !" Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?" The African lady checks her watch and says..."Probably at work!!!!!!!

Why? Why? Why?
Why, Why, Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'Lisp'? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put i

Why Why Why??????????????
why is it so fucking difficult to upload pictures...i would have so many more uploaded if only the goddamn thing worked right!!!! any suggestions r welcome...

Why Women Love Assholes Part One
There are certain "compliments" in life that are just veiled doses of reality. If someone says, "You look fine." You really look like shit. If they say, "You got a haircut!" instead of, "I love your hair!" they hate it. For a guy, that line is, "You are such a nice guy." Girls mean it when they say it, but they also mean so much more. It really means, "I will give you all the attention in the world, until the guy I really want comes along." It means, "I love talking to you, but I would never sleep with you." It means you are a filler. How many times have you ladies said, "I just want a nice guy who will treat me right?" How many guys have been that guy only to see that girl end up with some asshole who treats her like shit? It's a cycle that puts men in a horrible conundrum. Why do women like assholes so much and why is being called a "nice guy" the absolute kiss of death? - Women love drama: Any girl who talks about how happy she is with her guy is really daydreaming about fucki

Why Women Cry
Why Women Cry A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will." Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?" "All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?" God said "When I made the woman she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort. I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining. I gave her the sensitivity to

Why Women Go To The Bathroom With Their Friends
SO TRUE!!!!!! When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occuppied. Finally a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the stall. You get i to find the door won't latch. It doesn't matter, the wait has been so long you are about to wet your pants! The dispenser for the modern "seat covers" (invented by someone's Mom, no doubt) is handy but empty. You would hang your purse on the door hook, if there was one, but there isn't-so you carefully, but quickly drape it around your neck, Mom would turn over in her grave if you put it on the FLOOR!!!), yank down your pants and assume "the STANCE". In this position your aging, toneless thigh muscles begin to shake. You'd love to sit down, but you certainly hadn't taken the time to wipe the seat or lay toilet paper on it, so y

Why Why Why
Ok, here's the situation. I ask a friend of mine to set me up with this girl here in town. All our mutual friends are saying, you two would be good for each other. I have the inside track on everything. Her roommate tells me,"she says that you 'fit' her", and "she finds herself thinking of you at work". We hang out a few times. The first time, I'm up front and honest about everything. "Hey, i like you, I think we should go out". I find out the next day, she doesn't like direct and forward guys. So I'm thinking ok, i'll back off. so we hang out again, and I back off, but she steps up. By the end of the end of the night we're hand-in-hand, and kissing. So I ask her out on our first offical date. The night comes around. I stop at the store, and buy her a flower. I pick her up from her house, I lean in for a kiss. She puts her hand over my mouth and says "I'm being stubborn". (Oh Boy!! here we go). We go to the car and I open her door. The second her ass hits the seat

Why Women Love Home Depot And Lowes
Women love Home Depot and Lowes. Why. Because they love tools. What kind of Tools? All kinds. What is a Tool you may ask? A tool is a man who doesn't know how treat a women properly, but she loves them. Will never leave them, and always go back to them. Because they love Tools. A group of Tools together is known as a Tool Bag. Normally found hanging out in groups of 3-5, with their women in the back ground. Typically seen outside. While the men are all bundled up in a jacket, they can be seen shivering (because the always want or have to look good for their Tool), and the Tools don't care. A group of Tool Bags together is known as a Tool Shed. This is normally found in a group of 6-10. You can find them normally on a Friday or Saturday night at the local club or bar. While the tool bags are hanging out having a good time, the girls are left alone with each other to talk about how much there personal Tool doesn't life a finger for them, but how much they

Why Women Love Assholes Part Two- Be An Asshole ~ Read And Listen!!!!
Sometimes in life there are things you have to do even if you don't want too. This is one of those things. A reality of life is that women don't want the nice guy. The problem is, most guys at the heart of it, really are nice. Balancing being an the asshole every girl wants with being sweet enough to her to keep her from leaving is some tough shit. Here is how you get it done from asshole 1. - Make your time precious: When dealing with your woman, you have to give her the impression that every second you dedicate to her is a gift. When you are on the phone, always be the one to end the call. When you are out, be the one to say its time to leave first. Be the master of what time you spend with her and it will make her want to get more out of you. Abruptly ending an evening or a phone conversation will make the girl feel like she is not a top priority and she will fight to be one. - Always make the plans: Say Friday night is open. She wants the two of you to go dancing with her fri

Why Women Love Assholes Part Three: Assholes In Disguise
If there is one kind of guy who I can't stand in this world. It's the cock blocking nice guy. I can handle a fellow asshole trying to block my shit... But what I cannot handle is the guy who acts all concerned, is a shoulder for the girl to cry on, and tells her over and over again about the kind of guy she deserves. Guess what? That guy is usually... HIM. Shocker. I call these pussies, "assholes in disguise." I am going to let you ladies in a little secret. All guys are pretty much the fucking same. Each one of us has a cock and a stomach and each one of us can be made happy by a good meal, and/or sexual gratification. Sure, a nice guy will tell you that he wants more, and he may... But I will get to that later. In most cases what makes one of these "assholes in disguise" appear like a nice guy is that this kind of guy doesn't land pussy very often. So, because of that, he puts the pussy on a pedestal because he gets it so rarely. You don't think so? L

Why Why Just Why
why must you people do this to me???? EZ 2 FU: Hi. :) I'm soooo far behind in the contest I am in now. So if you haven't already done it this week, would you mind taking a minute to rate this pic: http:... and this one for my friend http:... No comments needed. Send me a private message afterward and I'll leave you some 11s! THANKS a ton!

Why Would You Do This?
Read the article. This is why some species of animals eat their young. http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/asiapcf/02/28/biker.meeting/index.html

Why Why Why
Why, Why, Why? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people keep running o

Why Women Get Cranky
Why Women Get Cranky We start to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find anything that comes in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurts so bad it brings us to tears. Enter the almighty, uncomfortable training bra contraption the boys in school will snap until we have calluses on our backs. Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we now bloat, we cramp, we get the hormone crankies, have to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had. Our next little rite of passage (premarital or not) is having sex for the first time, which is about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about. Then it's off to Motherhood where we learn to live on dry crackers and water for a few months so we don

Why We Cry As We Do
A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will." Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?" "All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.. Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?" God said "When I made the woman she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort. I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining. I gave her the sensitivity to love her child

Why Won't You Let Me Love You?
Why won't you let me love you? I just don't understand. Though many keep trying you are the one I want to be my man. I know I messed things up. But humans sometimes make mistakes. Why won't you let me love you? What is it going to take? I dream of you every night and think of you every day. I try to just forget but my feeling won't go away. I love you so very much and I want you to love me. Why won't you let me love you? Why won't you let me love you?

Why? Why! Why?
Why, Why, Why Do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'Lisp'? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people keep running over a string a do

Why Women Cry
“ WHY WOMEN CRY ? " A little boy asked his mother, 'Why are you crying?' 'Because I'm a woman,' she told him. 'I don't understand,' he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, 'And you never will.' Later the little boy asked his father, 'Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?' 'All women cry for no reason,' was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, 'God, why do women cry so easily?' God said: 'When I made the woman she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort. I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining. I gave her the sensitivity to love her childr

Why Women Are Crabby
PS: Keep smiling. Because if people do not already think you mad, they soon will. Why Women are Crabby We started to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs. Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had. Our next little rite of passage (premarital or not) was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss wa

Why Women Are Crabby
PS: Keep smiling. Because if people do not already think you mad, they soon will. Why Women are Crabby We started to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs. Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had. Our next little rite of passage (premarital or not) was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss wa

Why Women Take Too Long
Why Women Take so long in public toilets When you need to visit a public loo there is invariably a line of women waiting, you smile politely and take your place in the line, it finally gets to your turn, you check for feet under the cubicle doors. Every cubicle is occupied. But eventually a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the cubicle. You get in to find the door wont lock. It doesn't matter, the wait has been so long and you are about to wet your pants! The dispenser for the modern 'seat covers' is handy, but empty. You would hang your bag on the door hook if there was one, but there isn't so you carefully, but quickly drape it around your neck, yank down your pants and assume 'the position'. In this position your ageing, toneless thigh muscles begin to shake. You would love to sit down, but you certainly hadn't taken time to wipe the seat or lay toilet paper on it, so you hold 'the position'. To take your mind off

Why We Love Them
Girl's always smell good even if it is just shampoo The way their head always finds the right spot on our shoulders How cute they look when they sleep The ease in which they fit into our arms The way they kiss you and all of sudden everything in the world is right How cute they are when they eat The way it takes them hours to get dressed but in the end it's all worth while Because they are always warm even if it's -30 outside They look good no matter what they wear The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on earth How cute they are when they argue The way her hand always finds yours The way they smile The way you feel after you see her name on your cell after you just had a big fight The way they say "lets not fight anymore"- even though you know that an hour later... The way they kiss you after a fight The way they kiss you after you say "i love you" Actually..The way the

Why Why Why
Why do I cry? Why does it hurt? Why was I stupid? Why can't I get over him? Why?

Why Woman Cry
A little boy asked his mother, 'Why are you crying?' 'Because I'm a woman,' she told him. 'I don't understand,' he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, 'And you never will.' Later the little boy asked his father, 'Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?' 'All women cry for no reason,' was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, 'God, why do women cry so easily?' God said: 'When I made the woman she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining.. I gave her the sensit

Why Women Rock... Read And Listen~
I am an equal opportunity blogger after all. My last blog was why men rock, here’s my take on women, and I love taking women. Multi Tasking: From the early evolution of man, when we were hunter and gatherers the woman gathered. She collected edible fruits, vegetables, roots, while man was hunting. The ability to catalog where all the good stuff was evolved into modern woman being able to efficiently manage a wide variety of tasks simultaneously. It also allows a woman to find shit...simply impossible for a man. We are straight forward, and all about the hunt. Whether we’re on the hunt for women, a business deal, or something at the store, we’re only after one thing. Motherly Love: Nothing compares to the love a mother has for her children. Men can’t comprehend the emotion that 9 months of carrying, and the pain of giving birth to a child can create. Men can love their children deeply. Men can love their spouses, jobs and possessions, but the mother chi

Why We Help Others
When I drove up in my taxi cab at 2:30 a.m., the building was dark except for a single light in a ground floor window. Under these circumstances, many taxi drivers would just honk once or twice, wait a minute, and then drive away. But I had seen too many impoverished people who depended on taxis as their only means of transportation. Unless a situation smelled of danger, I always went to the door. This passenger might be someone who needs my assistance, I reasoned to myself. So I walked to the door and knocked. 'Just a minute', answered a frail, elderly voice. I could hear something being dragged across the floor. After a long pause, the door opened. A small woman in her 90's stood before me. She was wearing a print dress and a pillbox hat with a veil pinned on it, like somebody out of a 1940s movie. By her side was a small nylon suitcase. The apartment looked as if no one had lived in it for years. All the furniture was covered with sheets. There were n

Why Women Cry
WHY WOMAN CRY.... A little boy asked his mother, 'Why are you crying?' 'Because I'm a woman,' she told him. 'I don't understand,' he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, 'And you never will.' Later the little boy asked his father, 'Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?' 'All women cry for no reason,' was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, 'God, why do women cry so easily?' God said: 'When I made the woman she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining.. I gave her the sensi

Why Why Why ?
i can feel the pain u giving me every day i gave you everything that I have i always try to help u in any way i showed u how much i cared but u kick me with ur coldness away i have never done anything to hurt u i was always there for u u said u didnt hurt me on purpose and i tell u stop doing it u said u will work on all the things what bother me but i cant see u have done anything about it and thats why it is time that i let it go cause i cant take that pain anymore Why you treat me cold ? Why you do me wrong ? Why you treat me so bad ?

Why Women Shouldn't Take Husbands Shopping
This is why women should not take men shopping against their will. After Mr. & Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men--he found shopping boring and preferred to get in & get out. Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women--she loved to browse. One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her local Wal-Mart. Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras. 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the

Why Worry About The Dead?
Why do people try so hard to find the graves of their anscestors? Why worry about people who are dead? There are so many people I know who spend more time in graveyards than they do around people who are alive. I don't understand this, Could someone please tell me why they do that? I know enough about my family history, I am part Irish, part Cherokee, and probably plenty of other things. I don't really care about where my ancestors come from or who they were for that matter, I just worry a little about where I am going in my life.

Why Women Are So Crabby
We started to 'bud' in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs. Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had. Our next little rite of passage was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about. Then it was off to Motherhood where we learned to live on dry crackers and water for a few months so we didn't spend the entire

Why,whywhy...
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are going dead? Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'? Why are there still apes if we evolved from apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Why is there never a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?< /SPAN> Why do people keep running over a str

Why Wwe Why?????
Dear Creative team, Why are you doing this to us, you know the fans. We pay for you to drive your Beemers and your wives plastic surgery. We pay for those fancy gadgets and that big fucking house you live in. You are ungrateful. Force feeding us ABYSMOL story lines and so so talent! We face enough just by being fans of your corporation as it is! We get called trailer trash, we get laughed at. Society spits in our faces regularly and yet we STILL spend 25.00 for a shirt and eat us your DVDs and tickets to live events. Are we a joke to you? Do we look stupid? Curious as to why attendance is down and WWE.com is at a standstill? Want to know why we bitch and moan about it? It is because of your INSULTING storylines, feuds that do not make sense, and pushing the wrong people. Get your shit together. Quit acting like we are expendable. The next generation of WWE fans may not exist. Sincerly, A pissed off and insulted fan.

Why Why Why...sheesh, Whatever People...
In the last couple of weeks, I have been going through so much in my own life and online life, and I'm gonna pull my hair out I swear.... If I have offended you somehow that you are now ignoring me, guess what...this is my new stance....IT'S THE EFFIN INTERNET, GET OVER IT! If I have said something to you that you didn't like, well then I can't/won't appologize for that because I am the type of person that I don't take crap from people and I say what I think. SOOOooo if you don't like that...the kindly REMOVE yourself from my friends list. I don't have time for this imature high school BS which is just what it is. I am here on Fubar to HAVE FUN...not see who is the most popular, or to find some guy to tell me I'm pretty beautiful whatever...I don't believe that anyway..... The fact of the matter is that if you can have fun, and make some NEW FRIENDS then what are you doing here? I swear this confuses me at times. I can be a point whore when I want to be, and I try to help

Why? Why Does It Always Go Down With Him Like This?!
So i thought this was funny. fucking ironic if you ask me. I got a friends page to leave love, it says hes having a bad day. I bling him, comment his profile, rate and comment some pics.i leave a comment on his picture of a screen shot of his ticker saying "real friends dont block" or osmething like that, ina joking loving way i say something about how he blocked me once but i busted out my awesome stalkerish skills and created other accounts to try to work things out with him and yay for me being a stalker cuz were still friends now. then he sends me a comment saying something about how its fucked up for me to bring up old shit and stuff, and im like.. ok i wont bother next time then. I also had some other shit going on this morning, slept poorly, woke up in a anxiety attack, so i set my away msg to "tired of bs-around at random" or something. so then this goes down. like WTF, to go through fighting about that and then to shut his shout box off, isnt that kinda like... BLOCKING? talk

Why Women Cry
Why Women Cry A little boy asked his mother, 'Why are you crying?' 'Because I'm a woman,' she told him. 'I don't understand,' he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, 'And you never will.' Later the little boy asked his father, 'Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?' 'All women cry for no reason,' was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man , still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, 'God, why do women cry so easily?' God said: 'When I made the woman she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue w

Why, What, Where, When?
The Who’s Who Was The Last Person You Talked To? Joe Who Was The Last Person You Were With, Besides Family?Katie & Dan Who Was Your Last Kiss?Joe Who Knows The Most About You?Sarah & Matt Who Is Your Favorite Band, Rapper, Singer, etc.?Daughtry & Rascal Flatts Who Can Make You Laugh No Matter What? Timmy Who Can You Always Count On? Suzette Who Has Your Heart? No one right now Who Is or Was Your Favorite Teacher In School? Mr. Munro-Science Teacher Who Is Your Crush?I don't have one Who Is Your Best Friend(s)? Sarah,Katie,Dan,Matt & Justin Who Loves You? My friends, family and daughter The What’s What Is Your Favorite Song At The Moment? La Vie Boheme-RENT! What Are You Looking Forward To? Finding a job soon What Is Your Favorite Color?Baby Blue What Website Do You Visit Most? Fubar.com What Is Your Favorite Smell? Rain What Is Your Favorite Lil Wayne? Walk It Out What Is Your Favorite Movie?RENT! What Is Your Favorite

Why Was I Fired?
I still don't understand... For the last company picnic, management decided that, due to liability issues, we could have alcohol, but only one (1) drink per person. I was fired for ordering the cups.

Why We Do What We Do...
Some will tell you, "I am the way I am, because of the way I was raised." OR "I am this way because of things that have happened to me." Truth is, if that was true, anyone who was raised in a similar way, would be to much like alot of people. Don't get me wrong, alot of us do have something strong enough to affect the way we live, and act in our lives, but it can still be different in some way. We are who we are, based on our choices we make. These choices includes how to respond to something that has happened to us, (how will we let this affect me, and what do I do about it, ect)choices on what type of people we are involved with, (friends love work, ect) and what we let influence us. (media, friends family, all kinda of stuff)...Hey, I did like the Matrix, and like as it is said in the movie, "The problem is choice". and I am here because I choose to be.

Why Won't He Go Away?
I close my eyes and he is there. Waiting, watching and laughing at me. He taunts me every night within my dreams. I can never get away from him. I feel his touch upon my skin and I feel so dirty and sick to my stomach. I feel his breath upon my neck and his tongue touching me there. His hands are all over me and he will not listen to my pleas. His mind is only on one thing. He thinks he owns me and as such he should have me when he pleases. I am afraid to close my eyes, I am afraid to dream, I am afaird to live. I wonder where my savior is, the one that loves me true. He is so far away from me and I can not reach him. I call out his name but he does not come. I am forced to feel this evil ones touchs and take his wanton pleas. When will this ever stop, this seeing him in my dreams. Each time is worse and the scenario is different. Sometimes I get away and sometimes I am forced with weapons. Sometimes ending in rape. The last time I slept I dreamt that he was upon me and forced me at gu

Why Women Hate Men Lol..
I recently came accross a huge huge disrespectful little boy on fubar. He continuiosly plays cybor head games with any women he meets on fubar that takes a little interest in him.. This little boy seems to have drama every were on fubar. He turns around and says poor me and causes the drama him self. He also trys to lie his way out of things he does to the women he plays lil cybor head games with...He blamed me for doing things to his account also told all his fu friends i did stuff to cause drama with me..He had them all come in my profile and leave me little cybor threats. I have no idea why the little boy has to play little cybor games with any women he meets on fubar. This only causes drama for him he must like to live in chaos even in his real life..I have also came accross some of his so called friends i guess the old saying is true "birds of a feather flock together." If his friends yimed me and came to my profile to leave little cybor threats they also must like Chaos in t

Why, Why, Why...???
Does anyone even read my blogs? anyways...I am getting so frustrated and confusion blocks my thoughts...why? because people can't seem to be straight with me...why even bother with me at all? I know my faults and I state them to anyone who seems interested...still they think to pursue me...why when they won't be just as straight with me? I am one that expects what I give...should I just become a hermit? Just withdrawl from everyone and everything? Yes I have freakish ways about me...but I openly admit them...still they pursue....my confusion is turning into anger....I hate that I feel this way...and I hate that I can't get the same respect that I give!

Why We Are All Not Ron Jermeny Or Jenna Jameson
OK so its late the lounge i hang out is quiet so i go and get my points now normally i just do the default but OK i start noticed the other albums* Already i start thinking I know there porn so I prepare myself with a hard shot of tequila. AND OOPS what do u know first random profile Pics of his (( YOU know that song by Gillette Don't want no short dick man)) if u don't look it up on PLAYLIST(( IT burns IT burns the images OOH GOD i cant get the images outta my skull maybe a ice pick will help is all I'm thinking. IM new to fubar but i know not everyone likes u or thinks you hot n shit and rate u a 10 cause lets face it its nice to KNOW stranger will lie to get points on here BUT COME ON PEOPLE really If u gotta take a pic to help u identify what Ur dick looks like chance NO scratch that BIG OH NO U DIDNT chance is UR NOT RON JERMENY and for all Ur lamers who don't now he this BIG FAT greasy head Bastard that screwed a shit load OF EVEN worse looking porn star

Why Would You Read This
I'm writing this while wondering why you're reading it...with so many blogs on the web I can only imagine that if you are reading this then you must not have much of a life....well If that's the case I'm sorry...the fact I'm typing this to let you know you have no life demonstrates the lack of life I actually have...haha. Anyway. Hi and thanks for reading this...I have nothing truely interesting to say, at least nothing interesting to anyone other than me. So now that i've entertained myself with something interesting to only me and determining that you have no life 'cause you're reading this......I'll let you go. Peace

Why Waste My Time
in the beginning there was light and then there were two of us and i sat at His right side and there is more of me in your world than you know because our conversations our relationship shaped your lives and my reward for wanting you to be more for wanting you to be better than you are hoping against hope you will reflect His perfection you poor frightened and prdjudiced things got me banished and put out of sight and i am your monster i take the blame for all your dirty deeds when i have a larger hole in my heart and compared to it you are all but fleas...

Why Woman Are Crabby
We started to 'bud' in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs. Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had. Our next little rite of passage was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about. Then it was off to Motherhood where we learned to live on dry crackers and water for a few months so we didn't spend

Why We Might Keep Trying>>>
I wanted this on my page but I wasn’t sure where to put it so I put it in a section called Heroes for now. A friend’s boyfriend here on MySpace wrote the quote I am including below. It just says it all when it comes to love along with "love is blind" or "love is another form of insanity because you do and feel things you would never do otherwise" (I paraphrase when I need to, lol). There are many good things about being in love but only when it works in the ways it should. Actually, there can be nothing better when it works. When it doesn’t you can begin to know what would be considered hell, or think and feel so. I am in no way saying a woman needs a man or a man needs a woman to validate their existence but it is the real spice of life. Wouldn’t it be nice if it worked the way we would want it to??? Here is that friends quote: ""Love means giving someone the power to destroy you and trusting them not to do it"". I wish I thought of that, :-). I bet many have been there and I

Why Would Women Do This
call your husband cell and then when you pick up the ask for him and your say he not here right now they hang up before you can even ask who they even thro you know ??

Why Women Are So Special
Why Women ARE so Special..... .......... . Mum and Dad were watching TV when Mum said, 'I'm tired, and it's getting late. I think I'll go to bed.' She went to the kitchen to make sandwiches for the next day's lunches.. Rinsed out the popcorn bowls, took meat out of the freezer for supper the following evening, checked the cereal box levels, filled the sugar container, put spoons and bowls on the table and started the coffee pot for brewing the next morning. She then put some wet clothes in the dryer, put a load of clothes into the washer, ironed a shirt and secured a loose button. She picked up the game pieces left on the table, put the phone back on the charger and put the telephone book into the drawer.She watered the plants, emptied a wastebasket and hung up a towel to dry. She yawned and stretched and headed for the bedroom. She stopped by the desk and wrote a note to the teacher, counted out some cash for the excursion and pulled a text book out from hiding under the chair. She

Why Women Cry
A little boy asked his mother, 'Why are you crying?' 'Because I'm a woman,' she told him. 'I don't understand,' he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, 'And you never will.' Later the little boy asked his father, 'Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?' 'All women cry for no reason,' was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, 'God, why do women cry so easily?' God said: 'When I made the woman she had to be special I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue with out complaining. I gave her the sensitivity to love her c

Why Why Why
Why, Why, Why, Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead? Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why Women Cry
Why Women Cry Why Women Cry... A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will." Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?" "All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?" God said: "When I made the woman she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort. I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fati

Why Won't They Listen To Me
We go through this every time. My bosses tell me to do something. I tell them why that's not the the best thing to do and give my arguments on what we should do. At some point they just stop listening to me and the meeting ends with them telling me I have to do what they say. Then I do it. Everything goes to utter chaos and we have to do what I suggested in the first place. I love saying I told you so as much as the next gal but the chaos always takes a few innocent bystanders in the process. Is it because I'm a woman? Am I not stating my case clearly? Are they just douches? I've kinda had it with cycle of shit. I just got off the phone with one of my bosses and I ended the conversation with "are guys tired of me always being right yet?" Think he got my meaning?

Why We Vote On Tuesdays And Other Fun.
Stolen from a newspaper... San Jose Examiner. It's actually kind of complicated but the short answer is because it used to take at least an overnight trip for voters to get from their homes to polling locations. Our nations leaders at the time didn't want people to have to travel on holy resting days. So they figured voters could load up their horse and wagons on Monday, make it to vote by Tuesday, then be back on the road and home on Wednesday. Makes standing in a long line seem like nothing, huh? Here are some other fun facts about elections and our presidents: President Andrew Johnson never went to school. He was totally self-taught. President William Howard Taft became the first President to walk into the Oval Office (in 1909). President John Adams was the first president to live in the White House. President Theodore Roosevelt was the first president to ride in a car while president. President Millard Fillmore's wife Abigail started the White House libra

Why Would You Jump Out Of A Perfectly Good Airplane?
People ask me why I enjoy jumping out of a perfectly good airplane. I will have a humorous list posted as a bumper sticker, if you will, on my MySpace (trying to figure out how to put on my page here) but I will explain more seriously here. The first time I jumped, I just wanted to do something new and exciting for my birthday. During that jump, I immediately decided that I was going to go again. I had so much fun. It wasn't a feeling of uncontrollably falling. There was not a "pit" in my stomach like on a roller coaster. It was a feeling of flying freely in the sky. Yes folks we were flying - or as Woody puts it "falling with style". You are able to move around almost anywhere you want. Then, when that chute first opens, everything is quiet. If you are quiet enough you may even hear God talking to you. Never once did I hear him say that I was crazy for doing what I just did. Now, I have only Tandem Jumped so far. Tandem Jumping is when you have an instructor hooked

Why Women Cry
A little boy asked his mother, 'Why are you crying?' 'Because I'm a woman,' she told him. 'I don't understand,' he said. His Mum just hugged him and said, 'And you never will.' Later the little boy asked his father, 'Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?' 'All women cry for no reason,' was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, 'God, why do women cry so easily?' God said: 'When I made the woman she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort. I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue with out complaining. I gave her the sensitivity to love

Why Worry?
......... ``There are only two things in life to worry about: Whether you are well, or whether you are sick. ** If you are well, then there is 'nothing' to worry about. ** But if you are sick, there are only two things to worry about: Whether you are going to get well, or whether you are going to die. ** If you get well, then there is 'nothing' to worry about. ** But if you die, there are only two things to worry about: Whether you are going to go to heaven, or whether you are going to go to hell. ** If you go to heaven, then you have 'nothing' to worry about. ** But if you go to hell, you'll be so busy shaking hands with all your friends, that you won't have time to worry! So, Why Worry? Be Happy!``

Why Wuz I Not Told Wth
okay so here I am just chillin and someone tells me about this site. OMG why wuz I not told sooner. Really to all my friends WTH I mean you are going to hog it all to your selfs. Just wait. Pay backs can be a b.... that is all I have to say. lol

Why, Why, Why?
Why, Why, Why, Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there is not enough money? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? ---------------------------------------------------------------------

Why Why Why?
Why, Why, Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "Lisp"? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always whi te? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have mater

Why Would You Bring My Kid Into This?
why the hell would anyone find it alright to start talking shit about my kid? thats really fucked up. you stoop too low to try and hurt my wife and i, but you have just condemed yourself. there is no turning back. you have fucked yourself. no decent human would talk shit about a kid. thats is utterly immoral and dispicable. aparently you dont know how cold and heartless i can be. and again you are using words you dont know. showing that you are still trying to be a sophisticated retard. and yet again you are calling her a slut... foolish foolish swine. you have nothing better to do with your life than to bring others down. yoiu call my wife addicted to the internet but you show up all the fucking time. are you a jobless crotch goblin that makes it through life sucking the dicks of random guys that leave you in the alley ways after getting what they desired from you? oh and that SGLI part was a piece of work. it made me laugh actually. i told you that if you wanted to in

Why, Why, Why?
I found a lump in the other breast this morning.

Why Women Are Crabby....lol
We started to 'bud' in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs. This is a Trip! It's real! .. Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had. .. Our next little rite of passage (premarital or not) was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about. .. Then it was off to Motherhood where we learned to live on dry c

Why, When Moses Was Just Eighty, He Was A God To Pharaoh!
“And the LORD said unto Moses, See, I have made thee a god to Pharaoh: and Aaron thy brother shall be thy prophet.” The opening verse of the seventh chapter of Exodus isn’t just the LORD giving Moses a pep talk, for He’s already done that. It’s the drawing of battle lines. Since in ancient Egypt the ruler of that country wasn’t only viewed as descended from gods but as a god himself, in order to get across to the children of Israel and the children of Egypt WHO was more powerful – that is, who was the god who deserved the people’s confidence and loyalty. Not just the parlor tricks and plagues we’re going to see, but who – the LORD or Pharaoh – is the true deliverer. Beginning with verse two, we see the LORD’s marching orders to Moses and Aaron. He will tell Moses what to say to Aaron, who will tell Pharaoh “that he shall send the children of Israel out of this land.” But Pharaoh won’t do it; the LORD says He will “harden Pharaoh’s heart, and multiply my signs and my wonders in

Why, Why, Why????
Why, Why, Why, Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead? Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up,

Why Women Cry...
Why Women Cry... A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will." Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?" "All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put prayed to God who would surely know the answer. When God responded he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?" God said: "When I made the woman she had to be to be made special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort. I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining. gave her the sensitivity t

Why Women Take So Long To Pee
Hey Mike.....you need to share this with your mom :-)  i know she would like it   When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupied.Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the stall. You get in to find the door won't latch. It doesn't matter, the wait has been so long you are about to wet your pants! The dispenser for the modern 'seat covers' (invented by someone's Mom, no doubt) is handy, but empty. You would hang your purse on the door hook, if there was one, but there isn't - so you carefully, but quickly drape it around your neck, (Mom would turn over in her grave if you put it on the FLOOR!), yank down your pants, and assume ' The Stance.' In this position your aging, toneless thigh muscles begin to shake. You'd love to sit down, but you certainly hadn't taken time to wipe the se

Why Women Cry
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: ☠☠"The Unknown" ☠☠ To: Date: May 5, 2009 10:29 PM Subject: WHY WOMAN CRY TY ANGEL! >~Nita aka ~eerie~♥~One Heartbeat Of Love~♥~WHY WOMEN CRYReposted with love by~~♥~One Heartbeat Of Love~♥~Thank youLadyInRed “Why Women Cry”A little boy asked his mother, 'Why are you crying?''Because I'm a woman,' she told him, 'I don't understand,' he said, His Mom just hugged him and said,'And you never will,'Later the little boy asked his father, 'Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?''All women cry for no reason,' was all his dad could say, The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry,Finally he put in a call to God, When God got on the phone, he asked,'God, why do women cry so easily?' God said: 'When I made the womanshe had to be special, I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentleenough to give comfort,

Why Women Hate Men Lmao
looking to fuck me -19Myoucan call me Steve my freinds call me huricane or huricane Steve. 19 years old I want someone to help me loose my virginity this weekend. Mostly if I could stick it in your pussy for a minute, we dont actually have to have sex. You can get me hard by giving me a blowjob because i had blowjobs before two times/not intrested in bad smelling pussy or big girls. Also must be shaved yourself down there or dont have much hair at all is ok. dont be in your period either. no unshaved. Mostly I tired of my friends making fun of me, so you could help me. I dont have no experiense with girls so I dont know if you want me to try but you wuold have to tell me what to do. respond by wendsday so we do this when I trun 20 (before20>if your overwaite women or hairy womendont call, and please be smelling nice. Don not drink or smoke. no drugs.white or asain woman only.Steve XXX-XXX-XXXXToday WWHM would like to issue an urgent warning regarding Hurricane Steve, a 19 year-old male

Why We Should All Be Ashamed
Something I often hear about is why it is anti-liberal to be pro-Iraq War. Somehow, people twist the reasoning given for the war in Iraq to be something it is not, and never was: the gaining of another source of oil. Oil is not, was not, and never truly has been the reason we went to war in Iraq - or, at least, the gain thereof was never the reason. There are more obvious reasons. There are even more moral reasons, if one cares to look. What the reasons the US and UK governments gave - those of our own fear and risk to ourselves - are not shameful because they were lies.They are shameful because they were necessary to convince us that we should care.Granted, I am the first to admit that the real reason our governments gave a damn in the first place is because Saudi Arabia wanted US troops off of it's soil, and this, indeed, is about oil. The US has long feared Saudi Arabia's ability to cripple the world markets with an indolent flick of it's finger, and this is why Saudi Arabia is the

Why Why Why Why
WHY DO I END UP HERE UNABLE TO EXPRESS MY FEELINGS? WHY CANT I JUST TELL YOU TO SHUT THE HELL UP AND LISTEN AND MEAN IT? WHY CANT I JUST TELL YOU THAT I HAVE FALLEN THAT I CANT SEE MYSELF WITHOUT YOU. I WANT TO WALK THE JOURNEY WITH YOU THE GOOD THE BAD. I WANT TO BE THERE TO SHARE ALL THAT WITH YOU. YET WHY DO I FEEL THIS WAY WHEN I KNOW YOUR NOT RETURNING IT TO ME? WHY THE HELL DO I STILL CRY EVERYDAY? WHY THE HELL CANT I GET YOU OUT MY MIND MY HEART MY SOUL? HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET IN WHEN I NORMALLY DONT LET ANYONE IN TO BEGIN WITH? I HIDE SO WELL BEHIND MY WALLS NOT LETTING ANYONE THORUGH THEM YET YOU GOT THROUGH. AND I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THAT HAPPENED. I AM PISSED THAT I LET YOU GET THIS FAR WITH ME. WHY YOU ASK ARE YOU PISSED ITS A NATURAL EMOTION. I AM PISSED BECAUSE I KNEW YOU COULDNT GIVE ME BACK WHAT I GAVE YOU. WHEN YOU LOVE SOMEONE FOR THEM NO MATTER WHAT THE SITUATION, AND KNOW IN YOUR HEART THAT THEY WONT GIVE IT BACK YES ONE DOES GET PISSED AT THEMSEVES. I WOULD GIVE ANY

Why Women Cry
A little boy asked his mother, 'Why are you crying?' 'Because I'm a woman,' she told him, 'I don't understand,' he said, His Mom just hugged him and said, 'And you never will,'   Later the little boy asked his father, 'Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?' 'All women cry for no reason,' was all his dad could say, The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry,     Finally he put in a call to God, When God got on the phone, he asked, 'God, why do women cry so easily?' God said: 'When I made the woman she had to be special, I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort,

Why Would A Girlfriend Dump A Guy After Over 1 Year Or So
I would like to know why a gal would dump a gal she has dated for about a 1 year who did everythign for her and help with stuff out of kindness and then say i found a guy who has 6 kids and has another gf with a baby??? im like that the well,she said she didnt want any kids,i dont have any but dam why go after somebody like that????????????i get freakin dump i dont know what the hell happen

Why We Remain Resolute In Our Opposition To The Calgary Stampede Rodeo And Chuckwagon Racing:
  Why we remain resolute in our opposition to the Calgary Stampede rodeo and chuckwagon racing:   In the over 15 years of actively protesting the Calgary Stampede's rodeo and chuckwagon racing we have come to see the tide change in our favour, running counter to the claims and pronouncements of both the Stampede Board, and the local media. Perhaps the most telling proof of this came a couple years ago when, in response to the Cloverdale Rodeo decision to ban certain events from their rodeo, both myself and a member of the Calgary Stampede were invited to discuss this on BC Talk Radio as it applied to the Calgary spectacle. The Stampede of course refused to engage in any dialogue with our side, so it was left to be where I would discuss our position and then the Stampede would give their perspective. During the course of their dialogue it was admitted that every year there are animal deaths that occur at the Stampede-a far cry from their official position, which can be read on both w

"why Would I Like Him? He's My Boyfriend"
Woman 1: I'm not a slut. Woman 2: He's amazing, you're lucky. Woman 1: I know, I know it. I'm not...interested in him, OK? Woman 2: He's your boyfriend. Woman 1: That's why. Woman 2: Why what? Woman 1: Why I'm not interested. -- Overheard in: Diner, Evanston ILL --

Why Why Why
it´s over now - 112 Ft.kimo Once i was so blind, but now i see clearly , that ur love was never real for me! Thought u really loved me from heart,

Why We Miss Rodney Dangerfield ............
My wife only has sex with me for a purpose.  Last night she used me to time an egg.It's tough to stay married.  My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass!Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home.A girl phoned me and said, 'Come on over. There's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home!A hooker once told me she had a headache.I went to a massage parlor. It was self-service.If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.I was making love to this girl and she started crying I said, 'Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?' She said, 'No, I hate myself now.'I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off.I knew a girl so ugly... they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders.My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.I'm so

Why Why Why?!
I have so much school work to do, yet I still find myself wasting my time and life on this stupid website playing fuMafia! I need to be doing calculus problems, working on my 10 page research project, reading one of the 10 books I have to read, etc. etc. etc. I always get my work done eventually, but I'm such a procrastinator and I wish I wasn't. I'm just tired of school and work running my life and wish I had more time to do things that I enjoy without having the knowledge that there is something else I should be doing in the back of my mind. Oh well, someday. Calculus quiz at 8 am tomorrow...time to buckle down and study for it.

Why Would I Call It
Why would I call it Civil Rights violation? The physician, whatever hes intentions made it that by the statement of he would have to do it if it was an emergency in ER by 911 and ambulance but refuses to do so even though it is an emergency. Without it I'm dead very soon but is refusing to do so because I smoke like others and even the one in ER. I am refusing to lie about it by saying I smoke outright instead of saying I don't and go back to it. He made the statement the there is no use of going through all this if I continue ot go back to it. He is imposing the condion that he wants on me but lets go of it in the ER situation. Two faced, perhaps, and I understand how bad smoking is like illicit drugs and something quite legal like alcohol but regulated by age like any cigarettes. I know this. Lot of the States made tons of money on the settlement by the makers of cigarettes. What happened to the Cigar, snuff, and can't forget the booze and the places that make money from the sale, tr

Why, Why, Why
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner , then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put

Why Women Would Love Being Santa Claus
1. You'd never be expected to make the coffee. 2. There'd be no more early morning decisions about what to wear to the office. 3. You could grow a gut the size of Fat Albert's and consider it a job requirement. 4. One big black belt - accessorized for life! 5. There'd be no reason to have your colors done. 6. Everyone would be extremely nice to you, even if you weren't. 7. Should people suggest your belly jiggled... that is when you giggled... like a bowlful of jelly, you could hit them with your purse. 8. You'd always work in sensible footwear. 9. There'd be no need to play office politics; a hearty 'Ho! Ho! Ho!', would remind everyone who's boss. 10. You wouldn't need an expensive briefcase. 11. No one would dare ask for a ride to work. 12. Never again have to wear pantyhose or worry about your slip showing. 13. No more trips to the vending machine... you'd just snack on milk and cookies all day. 14. You'd never be asked to take an early retirement package. 15. Juggling work and fami

Why Women Can't Find Husbands
  A store that sold husbands has just opened in New York City, where a Woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.    You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch... you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.The second floor sign reads:   Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, lov

Why Wait??
I'm glad that I have met everyone in my life. Some of them are bad and some of them are good but all together it has given me a chance to grow. I always kept myself kinda locked up and away from taking chances. I make sure that the chances I take are all worth while and none of them are to crazy to affect of the important people in my life. Recently a friend of mine died and I had not talked to him in years. He only lived half an hour away from me and this made me realize that life is too short.. we should not hold grudges over petty things, we should keep in touch with old friends everyone is only a phone call away, and most of all that everyone needs to be loved and everyone deserves it so when you find that happiness no matter where it may be embrace it and never fear what your capable of!!

Why Would My Sister Fall Silent
Why would my sister fall silent? I've not only cut the biostolic but stopped the aspirin. The 2.5 are being saved so that they can be cut in half. I have dead lines to meet and I want the scale in the favor of Dr. Viswanath and others. I want their prophesy of me to beocme a reality. In order for me to consider any hospital everyone has to be known to me with pic and all personal information so I can go public with it. From A to Z and all your personal information in the public. From the stranger, strange woman waving good bye, and to who ever was dumb enough to place in my PO Box political literture of Rep. Andrews because I'm in a different district to Liberty. Oh, start the cycles and vehicles.  Public. Norio  

Why We Look For Someone Else
Ok, so i wanna pose a question to the world. more particularly to all you single, or "semi single" people out there. Do you really enjoy being single. I mean sure maybe a few years ago when you were 18 19 or 20 yeah, bein single was fine then. cuz you were in college or you were getting your carreer started, or you were takeing that break in europe. whatever, anyway, now....now do you enjoy being single? Now that your 24 25 or 26 or older? Now that your out of college, now that your carreer is started and off and running, and your "too old" to be seen at some of those party scenes you went to back in the day, now do you really enjoy that single status, no ring havein, sleepin with people every night but still always wakein up alone status? I pose to you that i really hate bein single now. I wish i could find that girl, that one that will last a lifetime. but i think that is my problem. I think that because i am so ready for commitment that i come on too strong and scare away a perfect

Why Would
Why would David say, The Lors said unto my lord? It is accepted that. The Lord is God and my lord is The Son of God The Christ. If that is the case should it not be, The LORD said unto my Lord? Why would The Christ depect Himself as not bringing peace but to put at odds all of us against each other? Reincarnation some of us have an understanding of it. Transmigration, does anyone truly understand that? A refernce source has Transmigration as reincarnation? Transmigration, all reincarnation cease. There are lot of thnigs I question and yet most don't care or never given the opportunity to ask or question. I question my own self and why am I here? Norio  

Why Women Shouldn't Take Men Shopping
 WHY WOMEN SHOULDN'T TAKE MEN SHOPPING> > After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to> Target.  Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and> preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like> most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the> following letter from the local Target.>>> > Dear Mrs. Samuel,> > Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in> our store.  We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban> both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr.> Samuel, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance> cameras.> > 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other> people's carts when they weren't looking.> > 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute> intervals.> > 3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the> women's restroom.> > 4. July 19: Walke

Why We Lie
The dictionary describes the word “lie” in the following way: v 1. to say something that is not true in a conscious effort to deceive somebody, 2. to give a false impression; n 1. a false statement made deliberately, 2. a false impression created deliberately. In all four of these descriptions, one thing stands out clearly: that lying is something we do deliberately — that our purpose for lying is to intentionally deceive. Obviously, this type of activity seems at odds with being “nice.” How is it that we can consider ourselves good people and include lying? We may think our lying is for a good reason: to keep from hurting someone’s feelings, to smooth over conflict or to make someone happy. After all, what does it hurt to tell a little white lie every once in a while? What lying does, as a rule, is to create multiple realities. When you lie, reality splits — it “dis-integrates.” You now have one reality that you kn