1. Men are like ..Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like.Bananas The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather - Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ....Blenders - You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ....Chocolate Bars - Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores - Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8. Men are like ......Government Bonds - .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .....Mascara - They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn .. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms - You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like Lava Lamps - Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots - All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
