7 Degree's of blonde
1st Degree
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 o'clock in the morning.
The wife (undoubtedly a blonde) picked up the phone, listened a moment and said " How should I know that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.
The Husband said "who was that?" The wife answered " I don't know some woman who wanted to know if the coast was clear."
2nd Degree
Two blondes are walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk and leans over to pick it up. She opens it and looks at the mirror and says " Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second blonde says "Here let me see!" So the first blonde hands her the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says " you dummy! it's me.
3rd Degree
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she find him in the arms of a redhead. Well the blonde opens her purse to take out the gun,and as she does so she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, " No Honey, don't do it."
The blonde replies " Shut up, YOU'RE NEXT!"
4th Degree
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says " Go ahead, ask me, I know them all." A friend says " Okay what's the capital of Wisconsin ?"
The blonde replied " Oh that's easy. "W."
5th Degree
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Is it MINE?"
6th Degree
Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a U.C.L.A. freshman, sat in her US government class. The professor asked her if she knew what "Roe vs Wade was about, Bambi pondered the question and finally answered, " That's was the decision George Washington had to make before crossing the Delaware ."
7th Degree
Returning home from work a blonde was shocked to fine her house ransacked and burglarized. She phone the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then she sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned " I come home to find all possessions stolen, I call the police for help, and what do they do?"
"They send me a BLIND POLICEMAN!!!"
