This is why men are happier:
1- Your last name stays put.
2- The garage is all yours..
3- Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4- Chocolate is just another snack.
5- You can never be pregnant.
6- Car mechanics tell you the truth.
7- You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just sicko.
8- Wedding dress: $5000. Tux rental: $100.
9- New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
10- People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them!
