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Why must I go on no one cares or wants to be with a beast. † The blood in my veins runs for you and only you. You are the reason that I live day today.You are my hopes, my dreams, my life, my everything. When you say my name I go weak all over. I'm under your spell for you are the one for me. When I dream it's you that fills my mind. When I look into your rich brown eyes all I see is love. The way that your skin feels on mine drives me crazy. all I want is to have you in my life. If I don't then I might just die
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Girl Facts: Ęĺ When a girl bumps into your arm while walking with you she wants you to hold her hand Ęĺ When she wants a hug she will just stand there Ęĺ When u break a girls heart she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later Ęĺ When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind Ęĺ When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply Ęĺ When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around Ęĺ When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a few seconds, she is not at all fine Ęĺ When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are playing games Ęĺ When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever Ęĺ When a girl says she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future Ęĺ When a girl says, "I miss you," no one in this world can miss you more than that Ęĺ When a girl is mean to you after a break-up s
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Sex Iq
You have a Sexual IQ of 133 You know a lot about sex. You have had many sexual experiences and you are well versed in all of the lingo associated with sex. You watch a lot of T.V. shows about sex and you pick up a lot through movies and T.V. You are likely to get even smarter when it comes to sex, because you are very intelligent already and are just waiting to have more sexual experiences. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at
You have a Sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at wel here it is I just found out today that i might be looseing my job after ten years i have been looseing my sight in my left eye an well they say know that i can not be a truck driver. So know after all the shit i had to do to make a liveing an support my family i am screwed an am looking at a shitty life yet again an strugle to find a job that will support my family . What the fuck is up i ask the Lord every day for help an man he doas throw a bunch of shit my way, or as the Wife says lemons so we can make lemonade but shit people cant i get eny suger with in a nut shel this is just soom of the hell i am haveing to live on this great planet of ours an my life is sucking mor
Footprints In The Sand
One night a man had a dream. He dreamed he was waking along the beach with the LORD. Across the sky flashed scenes from his life. For each scene, he noticed two sets of footprints in the sand; one belonging to him, and the other to the LORD. When the last scene of his life flashed before him, he looked back at the footprints in the sand. He noticed that many times along the pathof his life there was only one set of footprints. He also noticed that it happened at the very lowest and saddest times in his life. This really bothered him and he questioned the LORD about it. "LORD, you said that once i decided to follow you, you'd walk with me all the way. But I have noticed that during the most troublesome times in my life, there is only one set of footprints. I dont understand why when I needed you the most you would leave me." The LORD replied: "My precious, precious child, I Love You and I would never leave you. During your times of trial and suffering, when you see only one set of fo
Ice Cream
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Dr Phil
Dear Dr. Phil, When I retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favourite pastime -- bass fishing. I got my own little fishing boat and tried to get my wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing. Finally, one day at the Bait & Tackle Shop, I got to talking to Sam, the shop owner, who it turned out loves bass fishing as much as I do. We quickly became fishing buddies. As I said, the wife doesn't care about fishing. She not only refuses to join us, but she always complains that I spend too much time fishing. A few weeks ago, Sam and I had the best fishing trip ever. Not only did I catch the most beautiful bass you've ever seen, only a few minutes later Sam must have caught his twin brother! So I took a picture of Sam holding up the two nice bass that we caught and showed the picture to the wife hoping that maybe she'd get interested. Instead she says she doesn't want me to go fishing at all anymore! And she wants me to sell the boat! I think she ju
He Needs Are Help
Love Sucks
well peeps ive found the man of my dreams he is the one to make my life complete he listens when i talk all my shit he wants to be there for all of it hes ready to settle and make a home he treats my kids as if their his own he loves me and needs me says im his rock so hopefully hes right and we finally lock together we can make this a happy home and ill be as happy as i should be AND NEVER AGAIN ALONE cant wait to see wat our future holds all i can say is YEAH!!!! i am finally sold on love and life and the happieness game always thought no way this shit is lame but i found him and now will never let him go he feels the same way and cant wait to show how he can make a home and a be a loving man hes ready to step up and show me he can hes the man i am seein in my dreams i think about him all day and night dont know how this happened but he is my missin piece ive had in sight he makes me whole and my heart is thumpin YEAH!!!! im in love omg aint it somet
5 Kinds Of Sex
1) The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period; you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face. 2) The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen. 3) The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom. 4) The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is the phase in which you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Screw you!" 5) There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom.
Magic Mistress
you slip in my bed like ah dream come true... I touch your soft belly and you gasp and caress my face, rubbing your hands down my chest.. i kiss your tender lips and hold your body close.i can feel ur body temp rise as i kiss your belly and cup your chest with my hand.. your lips kiss mine and nibble down my this moment i relize your that angel in my dreams that has come true!!! i hope you stay here to hold me forever........ Do i come see you again. do i love you maybe! but baby how can i forget my family are you heaven sent !!! I think so but who am i to tell!! Do you love me?? please tell me am i worth your pain also!!!
Good Morning
Good morning To my Friends Each day seems too short for All of the things I want to do And all the friends I want to See and spend some time with So before this day starts I wanted to take the time to say Good morning !& I am thinking of you today. I pray that God will keep you in His care, shower you with blessings and envelope you in His love. Have a Fantastic Day! Yee i know it night time in some parts of the world LOL
Will You Go With Me?
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What Good...
I waited for your love in hope, That ours would come again, And make me feel the things I felt, When we were one, back then. But time and distance have erased, The things I wished anew, And now I find myself alone, Though I am here with you. What good is love, that does not touch, What good is love, that gives you pain. What good is love, that makes you run, And makes you lost out in the rain. I traveled to another world, Out far beyond the one we knew, I thought that I could live again, And now I find I'm back with you. But what of hearts that beat as one, And what of passion and embrace, Is it too much to ask of you, To make these tears of mine erase. What good is love, that does not touch, What good is love, that gives you pain. What good is love, that makes you run, And makes you lost out in the rain. Too painful this - to journey back, To times of love and laughter free, The times we lay together with A sense of you , a sense of me. So now
Dove's Coop
Hot Fudge Sundae
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Thank You
I want to thank my secret admirer for sending me a holiday kiss...I don't know who you are so I can't thank you any other way but here...Again, thank you very much...
Cheese Pizza
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Cards For The Troops
Many of us are going to be spending the holidays with our families, but there are those that only wish they could, those ppl being our Troops. Please show your love and support by sending a card. Just click the link below. It only takes a minute. You will get to choose from a lot of different artwork done by children that submitted their wonderful work. If you can't do something for anyone this season, at least show your appreciation to theses brave men and ladies. They have family here on the home front that wishes they were home for the holidays as well. Thanks for your time!! **hugs** Link To Send Cards To The Troops:
Show Her Some Much Needed Love
Ok , This beautiful DJ and Great friend of mine needs a lil help . She is always out there bustin her ass for everyone else its time we repay her with alot of fu love . Rate her , Fan her , and Add her . Once ur done with that take a few min and rate all her pix and stash . She is such a sweetie and a good friend she deserves some love back . Click the link below to go to her page and thank you in advance . DJ~Pippi~TBR~GODDESS OF METAL~@ fubar
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This Is Me
Fuck Fuck Fuck I feel like bashing someone's head in. So sick of getting caught up with people and their bullshit. So badly I want to go to their level and let them see how much of a bitch I truly can be. One of these days someone is gonna push me to far and I am gonna beat them till they can't get up...done it once before don't want to go there again but damn...what is with you people get over yourselfs, get a fuckin job, a life and stop fuckin with people's emotions. I am an honest and loving person but fuck this shit is boring me You know, I don't care how old you are, sometimes we just slip up and make stupid mistakes or get caught up in stupid drama. I am so thankful that I have common sense to realize that it is just not worth it. The drama I mean LOL. I found myself in a situation not too long ago and realized I did it all myself. I could have easily stayed out of it but hey we make mistakes and it is done and over and I learned a valuable lesson Well my life is full of love and
I Want A Relationship Like This
Body: chris: Hi. Can I talk to Ashley? Mom: Sure. Hold on. Ashley: Hello? chris: Hey. it's chris. how was your day? Ashley: It was fine, how was yours? chris: It was ok. ------------------------------------------------------------ ~akward silence~ ------------------------------------------------------------ chris: Sooooo...... Ashley: *giggle* Sooooo..... chris: You doin anything tomorrow? Ashley: Nope, why? chris: Uhh, umm, maybe, uhh, I dont know, we can, hang out or somethin? Ashley: *blushes* Okay, what time? chris: *big smile* Great! uhh, how about around 6:00pm or something? Ashley: Alright! I'll meet you over at the park then... chris: Ok then. Ashley: Well I gotta go, but I'll see you tomorrow?! chris: Ok, see u then.... ------------------------------------------------------------ ----- next day----- ------------------------------------------------------------ *** Ashley walks over to the park and see's chris si
Beaver And Man...
This was a great waste of my time .. I'm trying to communicate with this gay chick and things got out of control . you need to check out thier blog they said they were putting it on a blog. Which gave me the idea to write my first blog , only in hopes that all love it and the fact that I just killed time waiting on another to join chat. It was great as I said before , they were like trying to tag team insult me .. Funny stuff .. Thier screen name was and Mrs. Homolicous I think , but check it out and let him/her/it know what you thing? Thankls to all and no real offense to gays , but this was funny. Rob
My Advice To Women Out There,,,
Ok as you can see, I have a lot of lady friends on my FUBAR account. I also get a lot of them emailing me once in a while asking for relationship advice. Because of this I have taken the top 5 of my most common asked questions and post the answers here. I hope this helps a lot of people out there. 1. Doug, I have a problem. My husband/boyfriend never watches what I like on television. He just sits there and watches football and wrestling. What should I do? I get this question a lot believe it or not. Let me set things straight right now. It's obvious your husband/boyfriend is madly in love with you. He doesn't watch your girly chick flicks like "Gilmore Girls" or any other one because it just reminds him of how much he loves you. Once he thinks of that he starts thinking of how much it would hurt if he ever lost you. When that happens he may start to cry. And all men know if you see him crying you may cry. And we don't want you to cry. So as you can see watching f
Do Y-o-u????
Do Y-O-U? 1. While driving down the street, looking for an address, do you turn the radio down? No i tell kids to hush 2. If you could hug one person right now, who would it be? my grandmother-on mother's side 4. What is your favorite kind of weather? Spring 5. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? Dead 6. If you could travel anywhere in the world, without cost being a deciding factor, where would it be? Austrilla... 7. Are you a homebody, or a social butterfly? a little of both... 8. Beer, wine, or liquor? Purple Zingers 9. If your husband was unable to have sex due to illness or injury, would you stay with them? yes he's my Soul-Mate 10. Do you drink milk? Yes... alot ...and it still hasn't done my body good... what gives? 11. Do you prefer apple or orange juice? apple 12. What's the most you've ever won on a scratchie? 120.00 13. Do you own any fish? no 14. Who is jealous of you? NoOne 16. When's the last ti
~support Our Troops~
You stay up for 16 hours. He stays up for days on end. You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls. He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists. You complain about how hot it is. He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow. You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong. He doesn't get to eat today. Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes. He wears the same thin
Hero By:Ozzy I don't want to be your hero I don't want to ever let you down No I don't want to let you down I can try to take you higher But I don't want to wear your broken crown You know it brings me down Don't think you'll ever understand me I don't even understand me Don't have the power to annoint you And I don't want to disappoint The fools no more The fools no more I couldn't answer all your questions And if your lost I couldn't find your way I couldn't find your way You know you have to face the music You change your tune Don't know what to play So don't you run away Everybody's talking crazy Some think I am and then I maybe I don't want to hear about it Don't want to have to scream and shout at fools no more The fools no more So I don't want to be your hero Don't want to sit upon your grateful throne I've got a life of my own I am not your destination Or a road that's gonna lead you home So baby, please don't go Please don'
My Horoscope
Daily Horoscope: Aquarius For November 28,2007 You may be just a bit more calculating than other folks, but today you should be ready to act on impulse when the time is right. A bold romantic move or a random change of plans can make a big difference.
The Flu
Pretty Pissed
right now im pretty mad cause when it comes too people need help leveling up im the first or one of the people that comes and tries too help with even thinking if i should or not. But when it comes too me needing help and asking for i get one person and only one person that comes too help me when i needed it soo im just wondering why no one can take a few mins. outta there day to go too someones page and rate something...........
Outside The Wall
Outside the Wall (Waters) pink floyd All alone, or in two's, The ones who really love you Walk up and down outside the wall. Some hand in hand And some gathered together in bands. The bleeding hearts and artists Make their stand. And when they've given you their all Some stagger and fall, after all it's not easy Banging your heart against some mad bugger's wall. "Isn't this where...."
New Numbers
Number Of Iraqis Slaughtered In U.S. War On Iraq 1,118,846 Number of U.S. Military Personnel Sacrificed (Officially acknowledged) In U.S. War And Occupation Of Iraq 3,878 Cost of U.S. War and Occupation of Iraq $472,489,659,581
The Last Week Or So
So some things in my life have been changing. Some, I think are for the better and others I'm not so sure about. I'm glad to see some of my kick ass friends come back to Fubar. At the same time, we have found that CT Daddy is a pedo/soapafile and as many of us knew, Kristan Smith was a fake. A sick, lying, manipulative fake. Since I blocked them both, I've had a steady stream of green profiles low rating me. Boo hoo, points are points idiots. I don't care about that stuff anyway. I also deleted about 500 people last night. I'd bet of the last 1000 adds I've had, maybe 10 would be worthy of the term 'friend' so I've decided to start letting people go. I never cared about top 10 or being red, so the loss is all on those being deleted. I'm probably going to start uploading a lot more pictures here in the next few weeks. I think I will freshen up the place a bit. I hope this message finds you all doing well. HUGZ B
Money Makers
COME JOIN ME IN ZUBBY THE HIP HAPPENING SITE WHERE THEY PAY YOU TO BE A MEMBER ILL BE GETTING MY FIRST CHECK SOON IF YOU JOIN PLEASE PUT MY URL IN AND IT WILL GIVE ME CREDIT FOR YOU JOINING AND IT SHOULD ALSO MAKE YOU MY FRIEND ON THERE TOO IF NOT IM USEING THE SAME SCREEN NAME AS ON HERE ALSO ON THIS SITE TOO THAT PAYS YOU ALSO please check them out and then if it seems to be a good deal tell all your friends and have them add me too as a friend, hope to see a lot of you there hey all come join me on these they pay you too be a member no joke im on them and will be getting my first check in december.... just make sure you credit me for inviteing you then do the same too your friends so you get credit for them as well when they join if you like to know more about it just ask me
Best Christmas Cookie Recipe!
Best Christmas Cookie Recipe: Christmas Cookie Ingredients: 1 cup of water 1 teaspoon baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 teaspoon salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle 1.75 liter Crown Royal Reserve Sample the Crown to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Crown again, to be sure it is of highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Crown is still OK, try another cup...just in case. Turn off the mixer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor...Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the eaterers just pry it loose with a drewcriver. Sample the Crown to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Crown Royal. Now s
Rogerlee's Kissing Booth
For information on the game, view Heartistic's blog RogerLee ஐ Founder of The Pride ஐ Co-Owner of The Big Bad Wolf ஐ@ fubar
ok ok .. bare with me pleaseeeeeeeeee.. i am just new at this .. and people start to drop messages very fast! ugh! .. i am trying to keep up an learn! lol.. love keelie..
Dot and carry One Our reliable undeniable Infinate faunt of all things viable Sometimes laughable maybe cryable Ours alone and quite unbuyable. Waker to plaintime wail at night Calmer of storm bent childish fright Kisser of hurt Finder of toy Ironer of shirt Spanker of boy Brusher of tooth Comber of curl Teacher of truth Teacher of girl Impatient waiter for the late homing man Bather of baby Scourer of pan Washer of dishes Washer of clothes Wisper of wishes Wiper of nose Indicter, jury, judge, punisher too Hunter of shoe lace Finder of shoe Planner of plans Schemer of schemes Seer of visions Dreamer of dreams Who does it all- When will none other! Our flesh and blood Angel; We call her MOTHER. mother's day 1969 Evening Comes (a tribute to my deceased father) evening comes a sacred curse like a blaket it covers the land casting shadows on the ground slowly moving in slowly... moving... in the moon is peeking from the clounds to dance on
First Week On Fu
Ok, so.. if there is a lounge out there, which actually respects their members and doesnt play freakin rap, hip-hop and r&b 24 fuckin 7, then please, let me know, i'll be more than glad to join! Ok, im not even a big blogger, but this certainly is worth blogging. Well.. the week was as it was, but at some poit i joined this one lounge, i wont name the name, coz that would be so not nice of me, and... i got myself banned from there in a week. For what? Lemme tell you for what. I had spent time in the lounge for a week or so, being active. SO then finally, yesterday, some freakin dude, whos calling himself Grew, well he obviously grew up a screw up, just called me a dork. for what? for me not having internet at home. i was like WTF, and made it very clear that i do not like such attitude, the more that he was in staff of the lounge. well.. he obviously kept on calling me a dork, so i said that if he calls me dork again, im gonna rip his balls off and feed to my roommate. Guess wha
A Woman's Brain
Have you ever wondered how a woman's brain works?'s finally explained here in one, easy-to-understand illustration: Every one of those little blue balls is a thought about something that needs to be done, a decision or a problem that needs to be solved A man has only 2 balls and they take up all his thoughts.
Sins Lounge
Hey guys, i know alot of you have joined the lounge, but usually it's just the four of us talking there... you know any time i'm on, that's where i'll be... and i know some of you at least PRETEND you wanna talk to me... i'm hoping also you'll come visit and lurk there when i'm not there and get to know my other friends as well, those that are in there most often are some of my closest friends on here and i'm sure if you get along with me, you'll love them too! so... PLEASE come visit Sin's Retreat Click here to enter the lounge and lurk and/or talk with the rest of us Sin Hey all, it's just me again, i just wanted to try one more time to get this across to as many of you as possible. if you've been in the lounge already, or hate these types of shared blogs, i do apologize. My lounge doesn't have garish colors or blaring music. It's just a place for people to get together and bullshit about any and everything. It's open to any types of conversation aside from those listed i
Pathetic Cries For Help
I know I know here I got again. But we are sooooo close this time! He is in the lead by "1" vote and this contest isn't over until Nov. 30th! So if you haven't seen already Fubar is having a Hottest Bartender contest. There are 2 ways you can get to it. By link or by going under games and clicking on hottest bartender. My friend Scott is in the running for 1st place. Please you can vote everyday if yan't to. Just a friendly reminder. Thanks again gang! Create a website
All Kinds Of Things
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Various Notes
You know you're from Ohio if:: You know all the 4 seasons: winter, still winter, almost winter and construction. You live less than 20 miles from some college or university. You know what a "buckeye" really is, and have a recipe for candy ones, and usually look around when someone says that they have buckeyes. Michigan usually brings a scowl. (unless you live in toledo) You know if other Ohioans are from southern or northern Ohio as soon as they open their mouths. You know how to correctly spell Cincinnati. You know what's round on the ends and hi in the middle. "Vacation" means going to Florida, Hilton Head, or Florida. You measure distance in minutes. Your school classes were canceled because of cold. Your school classes were canceled because of heat. You've had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day, and maybe even use the "defrost" and "A/C" in the same day. You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example: "Where's my coat at?" You know what's knee-high by t
From Scrapper's blog Changes in Pic Ratings! Last night, Babyj did some tweaks to picture rates. Members are now able to re-rate a photo about once per week... the re-rate will count as a full rating (ie: it will look like they've never rated it before, but the number of ratings and the average rating will keep increasing for the photo). This was done to encourage users to revisit their friendsí galleries, as well as speed up the ratings pages. ================================================== yeaa come rate my pics again if you have done so before and if you haven't yet please do so and remember we can go back and rerate the same pics every week which is so great if people would.It would help me in my chances of getting off of fuberlord where i have been stuck for awhile. I'l be dead before i hit godfather at this rate lol so please rate and rerate and i will do the same for anyone does! thanks I am in a fubuck giveaway, for every comment I get I will get 8 fubuck
Dear John
Happ Birthday To Naughty
I want to wish my good friend on fubar a HAPPY BIRTHDAY. And many more
Desired Love
DJ Wiccanlove is live and taking all your requests.Stop in and visit with her. Click on the image
Men Facts
Do you ever wonder how you can meet someone so far away, but feel as if they are right beside you. Or get the feeling you've known them your whole life, almost as if you were ment to meet this person. A stange spark drew you together and it only grew into something bigger. I don't know what exactly drew me to him maybe it was just the way he is. Speaks his mind and just tells it how it is. Funny and smarter than any male i've met.. EVER. The way he just knows me so well is unlike anything. he got into my mind and has gotten very cumfy from the looks of it. Seeing how he knows my every thought. Whats funny though is how we both felt this way for a while but never said anything to each other always kept it secret lol. Which in the end it worked out but I do wonder what would be I guess everyone does that at times. No point in looking back on it now, what im interested in is the future. What will it bring for us and where will we be a year from now I guess time will only tell. But I say t
Crazy Poems,,
A Bath in Dirt,, Winters Breeze Falling leaves with the same Chill as yesterday,, I sit among tides of time wishing this Day Had never Come, For this Day is the Day I bath in the soil of this Earth, Why do you sit among these tree's with such Sadness, Sounds of a Trouble Heart that you play this song, I too know this song of screaming Swans, I'm Nor a Swan nor a Child that I moan in my sorrow alone, why do you Bath in the Soils of this earth , I have a bad Taste In my mouth That this Love I had once, Has Left to Bad of a Taste in my Mouth from Basking, In my own sorrows another Sour day like yesterday, Repeating the Same bath as I do Every day that this taste will go away, Winter Breezes with Falling Leaves your My Chill of Yesterdays, I'll just sit here and Bath to the sour taste In my mouth go's away, CPR 2007 James Landry, Your Ma Ma, Sky Tinted Green and Clover Shape Clouds, Dick in your Mouth Pissed Drunk Laying on the ground, Pools of Green Piss Stains a
I just got done posting some artwork. Please feel free to comment and rate. All images are my original work, rips are blocked. Ive got more pics coming so keep an eye out for them.
I Would Like To Give My Friends That Was At Our Wedding Yesterday
I am dealing with some things at home. I have no internet save my phone and I'm saving for an apartment. Anyone wanting to get a hold of me should add nico_Marie_209 on yahoo messenger. Bye! So here I sit at home, with not a whole lot to day. Listening to music, should be cleaning, or doing something productive. Laundry maybe. Instead I sit here, chatting with my friends because that makes happy. I don't want to go anywhere I don't want to do anything but veg like a total lazy ass. YAY I think I will. Anyway. So I have x-mas presents to buy. A year subscription to x-box live for my brother, and a few things for mom Online shopping here I come Oh and I need to get laid. bad --- Vampi is the best in the whole wide world. My life would be totally incomplete without her.
Who Is This?? (take A Guess She Is So Punk Rock)
Advice? :)
Ok here is the deal. Lindsay has almost surpassed her good graces with uncle sam...he's gonna be pissed. You see they give you 6 months to lose all your baby weight...well i made some progress but the loosing part just stopped and i have officially hit my plateau! ( i only have about 3 weeks left! AHHH **** RUNS AND HIDES **** ) Basically to sum it up...the questions is anyone know of any good diets? I dont mean crash diets...I mean the real deal ( i know i have to pick up the work out part) But im desperate. I need to see results.. and in between work, baby and school...where do you find the time to work out? Ok new mommies...what are your secrets? what are you doing? Hit me back let me know. Im for real serious...lindsay needs her sexy back... :) I havent been exercising as much as Id like to, and god knows i have to go thru another horrifying PT experience I think Im gonna crack. Im not sure how much more of the whole army thing...and i think all the peeps at work a
A very distinguished lady was on a plane coming from Switzerland. Seeing that he was sitting next to a sympathetic priest, said: - Excuse me, Father, can I ask you a favor? - Of course, my child, what can I do for you? - This is the problem: I bought a new hair dryer sophisticated, which paid a lot of money. I really exceeded the limits of the declaration and I am worried it be confiscated at Customs. Did you could take you under their batina? - Of course I could, my child, but you should know that I can not lie. - You have a face so honest, Father, I am sure they will do you no question, and gave him the dryer. The plane arrived at its destination. When the priest came to the Customs, asked: - Father, you have something to say? - From the top of my head to the track in my waist, I have nothing to declare, my son, he replied. Achando the answer strange, the tax of Customs said: And the track from the waist down, what you have? " The priest replied: - I hav
My Christmas Tree!
i have a christmas tree on my profile feel free to come check out the holiday spirit or drop me a special present under it! happy holidays too everyone!
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Christmas Tree
I got my Christmas Tree posted. Please stop by and show some love.
Over there is where she sat Upon the sand that cold dark night With a half shattered heart and silky eyes Under the dark silver moon. I watched beauty for an age She stared longingly at the moon Her whispers echoed through the silence Under the dark silver moon. The moon's saddened face appeared Watching her feet in the water As her arms loathed to let her go Under the dark silver moon. Suddenly her mouth opened And her soul filled the night As she sang with a sorrow filled melody Under the dark silver moon. She sang of a beast who'd grasped onto her heart Then locked it as he snapped it in two Leaving young beauty with random emotions Under the dark silver moon. Tears poured, and words flowed on forever My own heart was melting just to see hers go cold Yet I sat and I watched, not helping the singer Under the dark silver moon. She felt confused but at home, with blackened emotions I felt her need, her want, to turn invisible, as she looked up at th
Hello All
To all my friends and family I haven't been on in awhile and for this i am sorry. But i have been in the hospital. I'm still not feeling better right no even though i am home. I on't be getting on much until i start feeling better. As of right now i am still weak. Who knew that having a major heart attack would take so much ut of you. I hope i will start getting my strengh back soon. Thank you, babyblue
Get Out
If U want U can Help I will be here till the end,Thanx Hippie lost angel hun it is u i am talking about then u post a comment sayin talk to them,HOW I can't get near u r ur page sweetie~ Did'nt wanna do this BUT can't contact u! ADD me please r unblock me so WE CAN talk~! hope 2 hear from u soon,Hippie You need to go to a party or find some other way to spend good quality time with people -- even complete strangers. You're in a good position to meet new people or to make a really good impression.
This Is How I Feel About You!!
True Love is so wonderful in many ways. I realize now that Love is wildly misunderstood although highly a desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causing the eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker. The hours I spend with you, I look upon your beauty and smell a sort of perfumed garden and fall in love over and over.
Red Fridays
Will You Give This To My Daddy? Last week I was in Atlanta , Georgia attending a conference. While I was in the airport, returning home, I heard several people behind me beginning to clap and cheer. I immediately turned around and witnessed one of the greatest act's of patriotism I have ever seen. Moving thru the terminal was a group of soldiers in their c amo's, as they began heading to their gate everyone (well almost everyone) was abruptly to their feet with their hands waving and cheering. When I saw the soldiers, probably 30-40 of them, being applauded and cheered for it hit me. I'm not alone. I'm not the only red blooded American who still loves this country and supports our troops and their families. Of course I immediately stopped and began clapping for these young unsung heroes who are putting their lives on the line everyday for us so we can go to school, work and home without fear or reprisal! Just when I thought I could not be more proud of my
About Me
ok im a 19 male michigan man that plays guitar an i like to meet new people. im outgoing an like to do lots of stuff an if i like it i wil do it 2 or 3 more times. want to know more message me.
Life Sux At Times
As if I dont have enough problems with my marriage.. etc. We just had another freakin kick in the ass. Hubby called up to tell me the lovely news that hes getting a nice Christmas gift from his boss. The fucker decided he doesn't want the spouses included in on the insurance. There fore.. I will have to pay for insurance through work. Which working for hospital..its good insurance..but its also costly. I am not sure how much it will be for just one member..who works part time. I am about to blow up at his boss in general anyways. Each just keeps getting worst and worst. He comes home pissier and pissier. I told him I think its time for a new job..but hes getting paid good now. Just all of this crap plus our own personal issues makes life sucky around here. Not sure how much more I can take. Hubby said, now we got to figure out what to do about this. I told him just kill me off. LOL. He just might.. so in case you all don't see me around... just letting ya know..
Completely Disgusting
Ok people , I know that you think you have seen some foul and disgusting things in your time but I have found the foulist. I AM WARNING YOU NOW !! if you have a weak stomach then please do not watch the video on this website. If foul and disgusting things turn you on then this is for you. PLEASE I warn you again this should only be watched at home not a work and please don't borate me for posting this but I had to show everyone just what kind of world we live in. Just Click Link to see if you dare : The Most Foul website on Earth
This One Is Mine
If I could have just one wish, I would wish to wake up everyday to the sound of your breath on my neck, the warmth of your lips on my cheek, the touch of your fingers on my skin, and the feel of your heart beating with mine... Knowing that I could never find that feeling with anyone other than you. actually i dont know how this got start but it appears that two woman on here jumped on one because she asked a question. i read a mumm that laid it out somewhat until it got totally out of hand. a guy coming to the defense of the one girl. whether he was out of control he did supply some proof that the two woman double teamed and ganged up on the one. these two seemed to enjoy their cruelty. see for your self in this mumm i then made a statement to the two "what's the matter with you". that being the only statement. soon after that i was hit with 1 and 2's ratings when i check it was someone on one of the woman's friend list. tha
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The Cheating Wife Joke
A guy was trying to console a friend who'd just found his wife in bed with another man. "Get over it, buddy," he said. "It's not the end of the world." "It's all right for you to say," answered his buddy. "But what if you came home one night and caught another man in bed with your wife?" The fella ponders for a moment, then says, "I'd break his cane and kick his seeing-eye dog in the ass."
Big Egos
Big egos are big shields for lots of empty space We would worry less about what others think of us if we realized how seldom they do. We put so much undo stress on ourselves worrying what someone else thinks about us. We feel either we need to keep that person happy or impress that person in some manner. Life isn't intended to try to impress the world. Just impress yourself. If you can feel good about being the person you are and not hurting others than you have succeeded in life. We can't control another's thoughts or the type person that they are. We can only control our selves. That's enough work in itself to keep us busy for a lifetime. Those who find real happiness are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting. Being a giver and not a taker. Feeling good when you give without expecting something in return. If you expect something back than your truly not a giver. A true giver enjoys watching some one else open a gift much more than they enjo
Love Is Shit
iam very stressed out today so if i yelled at you for the smallst thig dont think its you ok just haveing a bad day today my fucking roomate did not come home so i have to be the one to clean the room and the mess is not even my its his plus iam tire of pleaseing other people if you dont like me for me then go somewhere else i found out yesterday my grandmom broken her foot and is goign back to the hospital today so that jsut adds more to the stress so again if i snap at you dont think its you
Sway by:The Rolling Stones (M. Jagger/K. Richards) Did you ever wake up to find A day that broke up your mind Destroyed your notion of circular time It's just that demon life has got you in its sway It's just that demon life has got you in its sway Ain't flinging tears out on the dusty ground For all my friends out on the burial ground Can't stand the feeling getting so brought down It's just that demon life has got me in its sway It's just that demon life has got me in its sway There must be ways to find out Love is the way they say is real, startin' out Hey, hey, hey now One day I woke up to find Right in the bed next to mine Someone that broke me up with the corner of her smile, yeah It's just that demon life has got me in its sway It's just that demon life has got me in its sway It's just that demon life has got me in its sway It's just that demon life has got me... It's just that demon life has got me...
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Love Your Neighbors
love your neighbors but don't pull down the fence.
Thank You
Thanks to the secret admirer of my lips for entering me in the most kissable lips. That was very sweet of you, I dont know about contests and trying to keep up with everyone else. But the gester was very sweet so thank you to who ever you were...MUAH
Please Pray For My Cousin
Update...I just received a phone call from my sister letting me know that my cousin David Dutrisac Jr. has stage 3 brain damage and is still in a level 1 coma...which means that he more than likely will never wake up. I ask that you all pray that my aunt does not have to make the decision to cut off life support. I Thank Everyone in advance for your prayers. MyHotComments Get More at My 26 yr old cousin was found in a ravine yesterday he was in a hit and run with his motorcycle...he was not wearing a helmet and was thrown at least 60 feet...he is now in a hospital in Phoenix,AZ unconscious and is bleeding in the brain...they are saying he may not make it...he is however breathing on his own but they have him on a ventilator to assist him because he is unconscious. Please pray that he makes it thru this...he survived Iraq..he has to survive this too. MyHotComments Get More at
Go Eeeers
Yule Lore (December 21st) Yule, (pronounced EWE-elle) is when the dark half of the year relinquishes to the light half. Starting the next morning at sunrise, the sun climbs just a little higher and stays a little longer in the sky each day. Known as Solstice Night, or the longest night of the year, much celebration was to be had as the ancestors awaited the rebirth of the Oak King, the Sun King, the Giver of Life that warmed the frozen Earth and made her to bear forth from seeds protected through the fall and winter in her womb. Bonfires were lit in the fields, and crops and trees were "wassailed" with toasts of spiced cider. Children were escorted from house to house with gifts of clove spiked apples and oranges which were laid in baskets of evergreen boughs and wheat stalks dusted with flour. The apples and oranges represented the sun, the boughs were symbolic of immortality, the wheat stalks portrayed the harvest, and the flour was accomplishment of triumph, light, and lif
This Time Of Year
Psalm 55:22 --- you really need to read this. "Friends are God's way of taking care of us." This was written by a Metro Denver Hospice Physician: I was driving home from a meeting this evening about 5, stuck in traffic on Colorado Blvd., and the car started to choke and splutter and die - I barely managed to coast, cursing, into a gas station, glad only that I would not be blocking traffic and would have a somewhat warm sp ot to wait for the tow truck. It wouldn't even turn over. Before I could make the call, I saw a woman walking out of the "quickie mart " building, and it looked like she slipped on some ice and fell into a Gas pump, so I got out to see if she was okay When I got there, it looked more like she had been overcome by sobs than that she had fallen; she was a young woman who looked really haggard with dark circles under her eyes. She dropped something as I helped her up, and I picked it up to give it to her. It was a nickel. At that moment, everything came into
Im Sorry
wonder if i will get a proposal.. for christmas? ugh,, just rated/commented on 100 pics this morning. hopefully I will get 100 dollars for each the bulletin said. After dealing with that bouncer every 4 pictures. Think I will go back and do another folder.. giggles all I want for Christmas is..Jerry... wrapped up.. under my tree! I wonder if santa will deliver?
Things Women Say...
1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with Nothing usually end in Fine. 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about Nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of Nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's Okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding ho
Message Of The Day
Every sixty seconds you spend upset, is a minute of happiness you'll never get back .. Today's Message of the Day is: Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.
Peace In Spiritual Death
wooooo! reveal yourself and bring forth your weight in gold and alcohol! :-D You've got a lot going on the inside, but you're not really feeling the need to share. It's nothing too serious, most likely and right now it just needs time to settle down and start making sense. Ain't that the fuckin truth... so today my almost 3 year-old tells me that he doesnt like me and instead wants to go back over daddy's house. we do one week on one week off for custody and i am just so blah. this is like, icing on the cake to my week with my coworker crap goin on
Help These People Plz
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Dang, I Thought I Had It Bad
please leave a gift under my tree on my page. lol. Its free..and doesnt cost fu money! BOSTON - The winner of a $1 million lottery scratch ticket may not be so lucky after all: He's a convicted bank robber who isn't supposed to gamble. Timothy Elliott faces a Dec. 7 court hearing over whether he violated his probation when he bought the $10 ticket for the $800 Million Spectacular game at a supermarket in Hyannis. ADVERTISEMENT Elliott was placed on five years' probation after pleading guilty in October 2006 to unarmed robbery for a January 2006 heist at a bank on Cape Cod. Under terms of his probation, he "may not gamble, purchase lottery tickets or visit an establishment where gaming is conducted, including restaurants where Keno may be played." Elliott, 55, has collected the first of 20 annual $50,000 checks from the Massachusetts lottery commission. A picture of Elliott, holding his first check, was posted on the lottery's Web site Monday, though it was removed by Wednesday
One Sexi Italiana!
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Christmas Kisses
I was entered into a different kind of contest today. No rates, no fanning, but you buy kisses for the person you want to vote most kissable person on fubar. All you do is go to the addy below send her 500 fubar bucks for every kiss you want to send my way and she will send the kisses on to me. You can send as many as you want. Thank you in advance for any kisses you may send my way as we do not know who sent them unless you tell us. Hugsss and Smoochessss, Crystal Ice the addy is
For Mommies
Dear Santa, I've been a good mom all year. I've fed, cleaned and cuddled my children on demand, visited their doctor's office more than my doctor and sold sixty-two cases of candy bars to raise money to plant a shade tree on the school playground. I was hoping you could spread my list out over several Christmases, since I had to write this letter with my son's red crayon, on the back of a receipt in the laundry room between cycles, and who knows when I'll find anymore free time in the next 18 years. Here are my Christmas wishes: I'd like a pair of legs that don't ache (in any color, except purple, which I already have) and arms that don't hurt or flap in the breeze, but are strong enough to pull my screaming child out of the candy aisle in the grocery store. I'd also like a waist, since I lost mine somewhere in the seventh month of my last pregnancy. If you're hauling big ticket items this year I'd like fingerprint resistant windows
True Love
My heart will eventually find a partner, whether its in the shadows of the city or in the penthouse overlooking it. -legacy Was the world one big tragedy? Roaming through the shadows of traveled roads Starving for a hope fulfilled, a dream that touches your hand. Motivation through the clarity of geniune thought, of what must be done No tragedy will deter the will of man, if in his heart he believes it must be done. What determines a man..... Strength, leadership, passion, loyalty, compassion, love, and sometimes fear. A life born to a circumstance unknown to him. A life that has the potential to see happiness. A child scorn for the color of his skin, the size of his eyes, and even the size of his waist. As the child grows to the body of his teens, eyes start to see someone that has always been there. Flattery...starts to change his path, as he views what seems to be the friends that everyone wants. A life becomes consumed by oneself. A life in the midst of others, becomes a wo
Family Matters
After almost a year of no communication with my youngest daughter i finally have been chatting with her online. it has me a little worried and depressed. shortly before thanksgiving i found out that her and my grandkids weren't actually going to have a thanksgiving. she's worried about how her and her husband are going to pay their rent. and that there is a chance they won't be able to get any christmas for the kids. to me that just won't do. so i am going to be doing my toys r us online ordering today so presents will be there for the little ones. i am hoping she gets in touch and says she wants to be here for christmas though. if i don't get a chance to i would like to say hello to everyone now and wish you an awesome day!!! Happy Holidays!!!
No Title
Thank you for always being there, To listen and understand me. I appreciate all you did for me, And all you still do. Thank you for making me feel whole again, For putting my pieces back together. I appreciate you putting my life back together, You saved my life. You may not understand, Why I do what I do. But you never criticized, You just helped my through. I knew I could come to you when I was down, 'cause I knew you'd always be there to pick me back up and say everything will be ok.
Completely Random
I'm not easy to offend, so a NSFW mumm is not going to scare me away. If you want to scare me away, use grammar that makes my head hurt or use text speak! Seriously, how hard is it to read something before you hit the post button? Is typing Y-O-U that much harder than U? I don't expect everything to be written on the level of an English major, but if it's obvious that you just typed and hit submit, I will skip over it! If I post a mumm and people want to get stupid in the comments, who cares! I know that the nature of the internet is that some people have nothing better to do than rip on others and they are so insecure in their real lives that sitting in the comfort of their own home behind a monitor and keyboard makes them feel big and bad. In a way, when I see crap like that, I feel sorry for the person because they obviously have nothing better to do than find people to rip on! Just shy of 30, I have finally figured out a small piece of my life. I'm tired of thinking I can
Just Passin Thru
I'm still alive and kickin I have just been busy with work and my sons and getting through the holidaze .... I'm still country as cornbred and raising my cornfed sons lol .... I miss hanging out around here but maybe next year I will be able to communicate more... Take Care everyone and Merry Friggin Christmas!! *Big Hugs and Flinging Kisses* Suzanne My sons dad has joined the Army at 36 yrs old, no worries he is in excellent shape and will show the young ones how its done, this means I get to retain ownership of the place we bought when we were together. Which means I will be saving money by not paying rent but probably spending it all repairing the house once I move back in. This does not mean I am back with their father I dont see that happnening. I Dropped my bf for turning out to be a Friggin Loser, something I have no time or emotion to waste on. I could rant on about that but I won't, I will get my sons full time (YAY) and they are the most special men in my life. If I'm s
Its Called Christmas With A Capital "c"!
Bus Stop Boxer
Band : Eels Song & Lyrics : Eels I don't miss where I came from But each night I dream about being back home When I wake up in the morning I'm too tired, tired of being alone So I get up and go downtown And pick me out a little piece of ground Where I can prove something to the world I can prove something to the world Don't look at me I'm the bus stop boxer X2 Daddy put us in the truck and Dropped us off and said good luck, then One lucky kid waiting for the bus Made a winner out of one of us Don't look at me I'm the bus stop boxer X2 Going down by the railroad tracks, where People know that they better not relax I'm the man, baby, I am the man This is where I can make you understand I'm the bus stop boxer Don't look at me X2
Rich Powers
I want to be very clear on the subject of married friends on Fubar...while I will flirt and send comments to them there is absolutely no way I would ever meet with them or try to have a relationship. I was the victim of infidelity and would never cause another person to go through the heartache and feelings of total betrayal. It is one thing to flirt or even to have fantasies about someone but I would never go beyond that. When I got divorced 7 years ago I came across a saying that I clipped out and pasted to my bulletin board which is still there. It reads.."When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her". So flirt away, fantasize if you dare but know that it is all in fun and will never go any further. Everyone has their own ideas of what makes their partner me it is definitely a woman's nipples. I consider them a true barometer in determining how good the experience will be...if they are responsive to touching, kissing and suckin
Please Pretty Pretty Please!!!
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PHILADELPHIA (AP) - A small sign that asked customers to order in English at a famous cheesesteak shop was never meant to be offensive, the shop's owner testified Friday at a hearing to decide whether the policy was discriminatory. Joe Vento, the owner of Geno's Steaks, defended his policy before the Philadelphia Commission on Human Relations, which filed the discrimination complaint. "This country is a melting pot, but what makes it work is the English language," Vento told the commission. "I'm not stupid. I would never put a sign out to hurt my business." Vento posted two small signs in October 2005 at his shop in a diverse South Philadelphia neighborhood, telling customers, "This is America: When ordering please speak English.'" He said Friday that he posted the sign because of concerns over the debate on immigration reform and the increasing number of people from the area who could not order in English. But he said he also wanted to keep the line moving at his busy store.
Quotes I Like
"No matter how rare true love may be, it is less so then true friendship!" Beautifully stated.... As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, la ugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you 'll never get back! "Don't be afraid that your life will end, be a fraid that it will never begin." "Never question if you are in love or not, because if you were you wouldn't need to ask."
Hoe Hoe Hoe
I made up some xmas stockings for people on my family list. Please feel free to rip them if you like. If I missed anyone and u would like one just let me know. xo cammy
Xmas Tree
Taz LUVS gifts -- Make me happy :D
Holiday Lovin Part 2
Ok, I have this one on my profile it has some pretty funky search options for get creative and a little bit freaky and send me some neat stuff...pretty please :D
Tips For Flirting
10. Flirting is an attitude A good flirt is self-confident and not afraid to take risks. Be enthusiastic and positive ó it works! 9. Start a conversation The best opening line is saying hello. Talk about the surroundings, ask a question, ask for help or state an opinion. 8. Have fun Be playful, light-hearted and spontaneous. Show your vulnerability. 7. Use props Never leave home without a prop. Props are natural conversation starters. They encourage conversation and others will be compelled to start talking to you. Great props include dogs, kids, unusual jewelry, a fabulous scent, a sweatshirt with your favorite passion, unusual ties, hats, or an interesting book or newspaper. 6. Be the host Change your behavior from guest to host. You are not a passive person waiting around for romance; instead, you're the welcome committee. 5. Make the first move Move closer to the person you want to meet. Say hello. 4. Listen You have two ears and one mouth beca
Does The Hurt Ever Go Away?
My Photo's
Hi Ladies and how are you? I just wanted to say hi and that I am an exhibitionist (albeit a nice one). I mention sometimes to rate and comment on my photo's. The ratings do not mean much really. However, it lets me know you've dropped by and checked out my photo's. I know my photo's are not for everyone. For the Ladies that enjoy nude men I hope you enjoy :)
One Wish...
I'm lookin at you lookin at me souls intertwined lost as can be no one else around there is no sound but two hearts beat as one you take a deep breath mine is gone warmth of our bodies together your strength my soft touch never wanna let go no words spoken yet so much is said Fantasy fills our minds is it yours or is it mine pleasure all over and throughout kisses are delicious passion is no doubt my body is trembling with every touch pulsating muscles wrapped around you nibbling my bottom lip no way are we through grabbing the sheets posting against the wall can't get enough i want it all close my eyes when your deep inside arching my back tightening my thighs bodies glistening with sweat you got me all warm & wet with one arm you pull me up i wrap my legs around and you grab my hips for a good pump nails in your back my hand thru your hair a kiss on the neck
I Have A Confession To Make
yep you have been Rick Rolled
It's All About Christmas...2007
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Crash Bandicoot Warped
I did! My husband was talking about putting stuff together at the store the other night. Another guy was back there and they decided he should help with assembling, especially since he liked putting things together. The tables had to have screws put into them but the holes had little plastic coverings to protect them during shipment. The coverings had to be removed before you put the screws in. The other guy didnít remove the plastic before trying to insert the screw. As he told this story, the double entendres got deep. Or not deep, perhaps, since the other guy could not get the screw to go in. My son (16) was listening and he started laughing at some of it. Then hubby said, ďHe didnít even look, just started screwing. He tried and tried and tried, but couldnít get it in anyway at all.Ē I started laughing and said, ďSometimes it might work better that way for him.Ē Son said, ďMom, you arenít supposed to be talking t
A REAL COWBOY An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. After she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?" "Well, I have spent my whole life on the ranch herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences... I guess I am," replied the cowboy. After a short while he asked her what she was. "I've never been on a ranch so I'm not a cowboy, but I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think of women, when I eat, shower, watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women," said the young woman. A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink. A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian." Every part of a cowboy's outfit has a purpose.Ev
You've Been Tagged!
Rules: Each Player of this game starts by writing 6 weird habits or things about themselves. The people who get tagged need to blog their own 6 weird things or habits as well as state the rules clearly. In the end you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don't forget to leave a comment in their comment section that says that they are tagged and that tells them to read your blog section. 1. i eat ice almost constantly. don't know why...just some wierd oral fixation...I LOVE CRUNCHING ICE! yummy :P 2. i can't help but be lonely and totally anti-social at the same time. why is it that i yearn for closeness, yet shut myself away from everyone i know? 3. i enjoy watching porn. 4. nothing makes me happier than making people happy. 5. i fear growing old more than i do death. 6. instead of singing the words...i'll sing the guitar parts of songs.
Christmas Spirit
i made a christmas tree for the holiday spirit, come and take a look at it:)
Funny Shit
CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED * 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? * 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings ARE Disoriented * 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas * 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me * 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and..... * 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me * 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire * 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why * 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away? * 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Instructions... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1- I can "pop" just about every joint I have. My body will probably rebel against this one day! 2- I am pretty sure I am addicted to silly games like The Sims and any kind of build your own type of thing...IE Monopoly Tycoon, Rise of Nations, Age of Empires...etc etc... 3- I will never outgrow funky outfits and makeup even if it makes me look like a total fucktard! Screw ya I like it :P 4-I chew gum ALL THE TIME....even when Im sleeping, smoking, drinking, but not when Im eating. Gum of choice...Extra Polar Ice! 5-I love shoes but hate wearing them...I probably own about 40 different pair and only wear one pair of fl
It has been a long day and it is only noon. What does that mean exactly? I took my 15 year old son to his appointment to meet with the therapist. Not something he was wanting to do but it was needed. He got really mad when he saw that he had to fill out some forms and then when his Dad showed up, it made him even madder. So he filled out the form saying yes to everything instead of really filling it out. I told the therapist that. He did not want to talk to her so Peter and i talked to her alone and then Anthony talked to her by himself and even though he said it was a waste of time, I do think it accomplished something. He was mad walking out of the hospital and it was a very long appointment, 2 hours! I told him I would not talk to him as long as he kept on acting rude to me. So we got in the car. Peter got in his and he went back to work. Most of the ride home was in silence but then Anthony just started talking to me normal. He seemed to get out of his angry mood
Queen Of The Wrecking Ball!
The legendary Candye Kane is returning to the Northwest tomorrow night!!!! She will be playing in Bellingham at the Wild Buffalo...tix are $12! The show starts at 8pm with Baby Gramps opening!!! If I can pull the tix moolah outta my ass in the next two days, I will be there!!!! Check her out....she's SOO kick ass!
Man In Black
I dream of man in black He stands above me and I am the snack His eyes look through me and he sees my soul He reaches for my hand and we take the stroll Into the dark where he now resides Into the shadows where he hides And now heís bringing me- What will he do? Hopefully what I want him to His skin like porcelain, smooth and cold And I desire to be in his hold He makes love to me with only his stare And my brain knows that I must beware My body however needs him deep Only one of his kind could creep Into a person this way Iím not just lust, I am prey With his eyes locked on mine, he embraces my fruit His cold fingers slide in me, and his mouth in pursuit Of the pulsing flows of life in me He needs to drink, and I will agree His hands quickly moving inside He tastes me now and I enjoy the ride I feel the pain and itís more than good I want him so much more than I should Giving of me means marking my death Losing my sun, and losing my breath He feels so good I
THINGS I HAVE LEARNED LIVING IN Kentucky: Possums sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 live in Kentucky. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in Kentucky plus a couple no one's seen before. If it grows, it sticks; if it crawls, it bites. Onced and twiced are words. It is not a shopping cart; it is a buggy. People actually grow and eat okra. Fixinto is one word. There is no such thing as "lunch." There is only dinner and then there is supper. Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar! Backards and forwards means "I know everything about you." DJeet? is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat?" You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you're done or it's too dark to see. You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH them. YOU KNOW YOUR FR
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My Family
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Making Things
Hey all, I have been making morphs, if anyone wants one. Just let me know. So I can tell you how about sending the pics for it and all. Just let me know.
40 Rules Men Wished Women Knew
40 Rules Men Wished Women Knew 1. If you think you might be fat, you are. Don't ask us. Just get your fat arse in a gym. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put the f*cker down. 3. Don't cut your hair. Ever. It causes arguments when we comment on it. 4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present.......again! 5. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 6. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it. 7. Anyone can buy condoms. 8. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat. 9. Dogs are better than ANY cats. 10. Sunday = Football/Rugby/Any other sport. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 11. Shopping is not a sport. 12. Anything you wear is fine. Really. 13. You have enough clothes. 14. You have too many shoes. 15. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must
Your Lucky Day In Hell
Band : Eels Song & Lyrics : Eels Mama gripped onto the milkman's hand and then she finally gave birth years go by still i don't know who shall inherit this earth and no one will know my name until it's on a stone this could be your lucky day in hell never know who it might be at your doorbell this could be your lucky day in hell waking up with an ugly face winston churchhill in drag looking for a new maternal embrace another tired old gag am i just a walking bag of chewed up dust and bones this could be your lucky day in hell never know who it might be at your doorbell this could be your lucky day in hell father theresa you can't make me into you i never wanna be like you why can't you see it's me you know it's time to let me go this could be your lucky day in hell never know who it might be at your doorbell this could be your lucky day in hell
Christmas Poem (nsfw)
A Christmas Poem 'Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude. Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner and poor momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of his sled, A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite. And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I
My Beloved Monster
Band : Eels Song & Lyrics : Eels My Beloved Monster and Me We go everywhere together. Wearing a raincoat that has four sleeves Gets us through all kinds of weather. She will always be the only thing. That comes between me and the awful sting. That comes from living in a world that's so damn ... mean My Beloved Monster is tough! If she wants she will distroy you. But if you lay her down for a kiss, Her little heart it could explode. She will always be the only thing. That comes between me and the awful sting. That comes from living in a world that's so damn ... mean La La La La La La La La
my son is sick and all he wants to drink is milk. the milk wont stay down. what can i do to get him to drink something other than milk and keep it down?? i am worried about my son. christian just crawled into his bouncy seat, sat up, and clapped his hands smiling... aint that the cutest thing you ever heard a proud parent say about their youngin? lol... well im outta here... going to go shoot some ducks.. lol
Lissahh's Thoughts...
Sometimes you find that one song or one artist that really gets you right in your soul. Sometimes it's the entire album.. not one bad song.. every song has a deep meaning to you. It's so deep you're in awe every time you hear it. Amazed that someone could be so talented. So deep. So full of powerful energy that you can't stop listening to them. You keep playing it over and over and even when it's overplayed by radio standards, you still get the same feeling you had the first time it hit you. It's like a drug. Overtaking your mind for the 4 minutes it plays. It changes your entire mood even if only for those 4 minutes, but hopefuly longer. If you are lucky enough to find this music, embrace it. I'm not talking about that one song on the radio that's cool at first then it's overplayed til you hate the artist. Commercial crap is okay.. don't get me wrong.. but I'm not talkin that.. I'm talkin the true artists. The real singers n poets. Not the bullshit studio*only*can't*perfor
The Game
This One Makes Me Cry
Let's see if you send it back. We all know or knew someone like this!! One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, "Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd." I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on. As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt.. His glasses went flyi ng, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, "Those guys ar
My Poems
Can I dance with you in the moonlight? Forever in your arms. Thatís the place I want to be. Can I dance with you in the rain? And you never let me go? For itís a place I will never want to leave. Can I dance with you in the sunlight? And forget all my troubles. Because of the safty I feel in your arms. Can I dance with you under the stars? In you strong capable arms. Protected from the world around me. Can we dance for the rest of our lives? Hardly leaving each otherís sides. Hand in hand as we dance through life togeather. A poem for my hunny Ryan Craig I want to cry. Let all the hurt go. I want to cry. To release the sorrow. I want to cry. To see if it will help me feel better. I want to cry. Because I have no joy. I want to cry. Because I don't feel whole. I want to cry. For I feel lost. I want to cry. Maybe it will help me get over you. Why do you hide and run? Was it because we were getting close? Maybe you need to get over it. Become a man and
I will NOT be online Friday Nov. 29 thru Dec.7th my baby computer needs the Computer Doc for those who have or want my number Please call when you have time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Im In A Giveaway!!
im in a giveaway!! 14,500 comments and a free months vip please help!!here is my link go there and please comment show some luv and i will show luv in return!! sweetlips...
Im In A Giveaway!!.
Vegas Baby!
gone Sunday to Wed in Vegas!Please call me if u have number if you dont ask me for it.
Writings In The Work Stage
For Sale
Beautiful Women
i would love to meet some goodeeses in my area to help me see if im bi im sure i am but i want to get down and dirty in person so any women close to springfield oregon hit me up
Journal 11/29/2007
Hey download StumbleUpon toolbar if you have FireFox. Channel surf the internet with the StumbleUpon toolbar to find great websites, videos, photos and more based on your interests. StumbleUpon learns what you like and makes better recommendations. Connect, Meet and Share Connect with friends and share your discoveries, meet people that have similar interests, and check out what other people are discovering Once you have joined and added the toolbar, please add me. Look forward to making new friends. Hey all. Nice to see some new and some not so new friends on my page. Wish someone would comment and say hi. I am getting a little lonely here! What's the deal people! Holidays around my house have been going pretty well. I am trying to be a jovial person. Some times that is hard because I don't really get along with my "outlaws." They are just not my kind of people. They are always concerned with
Top 10 Things Only Women Understand
10. Cats' facial expressions. 9. The need for the same style of shoe in different colors. 8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds. 7. Fat clothes. 6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your last time. 5. The difference between beige, off-white and eggshell. 4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow. 3. Romantic stuff like mushy cards and flowers. 2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made. And the number one thing only women understand: 1. Other women!
St. Peter's Spicy Christmas!
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something Christmas-y. The first man searches his pocket, and finds some mistletoe, so he is allowed in. The second man presents a Christmas card, so he is also allowed in. The third man pulls out a pair of panties. Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks, "How do these represent Christmas?" He answered, "They're Carol's."
Mii $hiit
Life without you is cold I wish I had you here to hold Ever since you left me I've been so alone I see you watching me wheneva your around But instead of looking back at you I look at the ground,or i look awy, knowing your bitch ass won't stay (Yeah and I know your scared of commitment!) I can't live a day without thinking bout you, you still controll my thoughts and actions(NOT IN A NEGATIVE WAY THOUGH) without you knowing it. I really miss you, but im gonna try and move on and love someone else who actually deserves it. If we were meant to be together then it will happen, but obviously were not so im not gonna spend my time waiting for you because your not worth it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I STILL LOVE YOU THOUGH ALWAYZ AND FOREVER XOXO MUCHO BESOS Emotions Spread like sunshine touching down to the ground as flowers blom to celebrate the love that goes through you. The warmth spreads from your heart to your fingertips as you c
Doin' It In The Shower
How To Shower Like a Woman: 1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. 2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and rush to the bathroom. 3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror and stick out your gut so that you can complain and whine even more about how you're getting fat. 4. Get in the shower. Look for face cloth, arm cloth, legcloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. 5. Wash your hair once with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins. 6. Wash your hair again with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins. 7. Condition your hair with Cucumber and Lamfrey conditioner enhanced with natural crocus oil. Leave on hair for fifteen minutes. 8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes until red raw. 9. Wash entire rest of body with G
My Christmas Tree
Perfect Love
Perfect love, Perfect trust, doesn't exist in a world of lust. old fasioned desired outdated by foolish games holding hands means nothing when you can't remember names. lips on cheeks, fingers in hair, are no longer gestures, to show you care. illusions of love, destroyed by what's real... teaches us to not trust what we feel.
A Very Big Ty E1
Leave A Gift .... Pls
Please leave your screen name so I know who you are and can say Thank You. :) *M*
Wwe Wrestling Fans
i have started a wwe wrestling fans lounge its been rocking every night since i made it the 19th of november. we got tons of wrestlers entrance theme music and wrestlers videos to watch plus a great group of wrestling fans. click on jeff hardy he loves to play ruff, check out my wrestling lounge below
Christmas Is Coming
Always Love You
Before I met you, I was badly hurt from relationships that fell apart, I didn't wanna live no more I just wanted an end, I thought nothing could cure me, My heart would never mend. You walked into my problems and made them go away, I didn't wanna be with you, 'Cause I thought you'd hurt me someday. I gave you a chance to see if that was true, But something was different and you were something new. Now, I know what your love is truly about, your sweet, honest, and loveable, something I can't live without. I hope that this love will last, Because you know I'll always love you, I hope we'll never part, because I know you love me too...
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i hve decided that in one hour today is gonna be the deadline for the fu-wife hour after this blog has been posted i will decide the winner and let u know Hey lookin for someone to be my its not gonna be that simple.....there r certain qualities im looking for.... 1) u have to be good lookin 2) u cant be a bitch 3) u cant have another Fu- anything 4) u must have a badass personality 5) u must have quite a few pics (at least 20) 6) u have to be real with me thats about it....i will announce the winner in another bulliten next send me comments or messages or anything u think will win u the right to be my Fu-wife...........let the games begin!!!!!!
Christmas Tree! And Dont Forget My Bday! Hehe.
His Will
You Know You Want To
Ask away............. I had to try this out~~ FEEDINGTHEDESIRE
My Xmas Twee!!!!!
Christmas Tree.
Christmas Gift Toy & MySpace Layouts at Just wanted to take a few moments to wish every one at fubar: My Rate Spankers, family, friends and fans a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Here's to a great 2009! For those of you who have children or just want to have a little fun, you can track Santa's travels with Norad.
Naughty Application
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND OR HUSBAND OR WIFE - REPOST THIS! LET THE FUN BEGIN........ 1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm cute? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 14.Condom or skin? 15.Have sex on the first date? 16.Would you kiss me during sex? 17.Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Would you use me as a booty call? 19.Can I use you as a booty call? 20.Can we take pictures of the act? 21.How long would we have sex? 22.Would you tell your friends about me? 29.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! TITLE IT-Naughty Appli
Lets all cheer for Bret Favor tonight!
Reunited With My Kids After 5 Yrs
I finally after 5yrs I was reunited with my children. At first I was really upset and ready to cry because it was hard for me to see them after so long. The first couple seconds were rough but I pulled myself together to be strong for the kids...they looked so great and they were just smiling and excited as I was, especially my daughter Bryana. I didnt want the moments with them to end so i talked to them as much as possible. I only got about a half hour with them but i was so relieved to have that! I felt like i was on cloud excited that i couldnt even sleep later that night...i was wondering for the last 5yrs how they sounded and how they were and now I know how they are...The best feeling in the world is feeling your kids put their arms around you and be glad that you are there! I just have to thank god so much for the second chance with my kids! And of course their Father who made it possible....It was the best!
Attention Listeners!!Freddie (Breaking Benjamin's Road Manager) continues hosting his own show on CageRattleRadio which started last Thursday and runs every Thursday from here on out. The show starts at 7pm eastern and since as most of you know we are an internet radio station so anyone can tune in from all over the world. That means TELL YOUR FRIENDS, just keep reposting this bulletin.Make sure you tune in, you never know what Freddie is going to say, who might call into the show, or what he might want to give away to the listeners. Its simple, at 7pm est just click the Listen Live button on this page.Show producer, Donkey Punch, will also be joining him on the air. Its that time again. Traumatic Thursdays starts at 7pm eastern tonight on Cage Rattle Radio!Freddie will be giving away FREE tickets to to our upcoming Spring 2008 tour with Three Days Grace and SeetherSo click the banner to head over to and click listen live for the chance to win a pair of tickets to o
Merry Christmas
I recently discovered a band from roadrunner records. The name of the band is Airbourne. They have a new album coming out in January. The album is "Runnin Wild". The band is from Australia. They kick ass. I have 3 videos from the opcoming album in my stash. I highly recommend you listen to "RUNNIN WILD FREE" & " DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH".You will not be dissapointed
Want to run away, but I always seem to follow me... Miss him, need him, love him, want to get on a ladder and smack some sense into him! It's that kind of a day....I'm feeling sorry for myself... Why did the post office lose my address when I was waiting for the rule book on men to come??? WTF is wrong with men anyway? Why can't they see the women who love them as people worth cherishing??? Even my male cat keeps meowing for my attention and the minute I pay attention ro him he leaves... Sometimes I hate MEN!!
Infinity And The Aleph Numbers
in∑fin∑i∑ty Pronunciation: in-'fi-n&-tE Function: noun Inflected Form(s): plural -ties 1 a : the quality of being infinite b : unlimited extent of time, space, or quantity : BOUNDLESSNESS 2 : an indefinitely great number or amount 3 a : the limit of the value of a function or variable when it tends to become numerically larger than any preassigned finite number b : a part of a geometric magnitude that lies beyond any part whose distance from a given reference position is finite c : a transfinite number (as aleph-null) 4 : a distance so great that the rays of light from a point source at that distance may be regarded as parallel As found at The infinity symbol 8 in several typefaces.The word infinity comes from the Latin infinitas or "unboundedness." It refers to several distinct concepts (usually linked to the idea of "without end" or "bigger than the biggest thing you can think of") which arise in philosophy, mathematics, and theology. In popular usa
Just A Lil About Me
Xmas Gifts
Let Me Handle The Rumors
NO I AM NOT DEAD!...... I am very much alive...and I would like to appologize to the jackasses that got my passwords and fucked with all my accounts.... my fubar myspace yahoo were all hacked into..... these accounts are mine again.... and once again I am very much alive....
Ithink You Should Read This If You Really My Friend
God Bless The Troops
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Lady Jay
My World
this is for all dolphins friends and family. dolphin has been without a computer since sun, but dolphin is back and on a better computer. sorry to all who worried. as a few on here know i have been trying to get my youngest son back.(for a year now). he was put in foster care because of something his dad did.(his dad had custody of him). well today my world came crashing down, i was informed that the state of washington was not going to approve the icpc and that my son remain in long term foster care until he turns 18. there was also talk of both my ex and myself signing over our rights to him, (the ex did). monday in court it was stated that it would hurt and cause damage to my son if i had to, so really that is the only good thing at least i can still see my son, but i have to wait a year in a half before he can come home. this is why i am dyeing inside. that you all for taking the time to read this. adirah i just wanted to my friends & family know that i am sorry for not being
My Leg
Well, I went to a new doctor today. He's the head Dermatologist and after seeing him today, I so wish that I had been able to see him from the start a few months back. First, for the many of you who are not aware of what I'm even talking about regarding my leg, I have had a problem with my leg (originally both legs) since the end of May. Hence, the reason for no leg pics in my albums for many months! :P It started out as Erythema Nodosum (inflammation of the deep tissue of the leg). My left leg cleared up but my right leg got worse and swelled really bad, to the point that I was having to stay off of it with my leg propped up and taking the major pain killers. After about 3 months, my doctor told me that he was referring me to a dermatologist because he had exhausted all he knew on me and didn't want to waste anymore of my time. (He's a great doctor but a family practicioner.) So, I started seeing a new Derm. who began me on new meds (that were very scary!) of which I have been tak
Shadow Walker
I am a shadow... Gliding across the earth... No one can see me... But I'm there. I slip right past you... My touch... A soft carress... That haunts you... In your dreams. My kiss... Is cold on your skin... But light as air. I am a shadow... You can't see me. I am the shadow... Who is as gentle... And as soft... As air. Silently, with an unproud spirit she stands within her place. A joy to those who know her heart, They also see her grace. She is overshadowed By the boastful braggart talker She quietly just bows her head For she is Shadow Walker. Shadow Walker excels in life and love For she weighs out the truth. I am glad I know this Shadow Walker The epitome of youth Time will go by year by year And this I know she will find Hope and love from up above With a wonderful peace of mind.
Makin Changes
ive changed my name n im makin some moves now im workin towards god mother by the end of Feb. I will be havin a happy hour next Thrusday for my Birthday so get ready to drink it up on me Much love to al of u n to all my close friends that i speak with all the time I LOVE U GUYZ MORE THAN U ALL KNOW!!!
I Am A Shadow Walker
I am the Shadow-Walker. On the spirit plane, there's an abyss. I've been trying to stop you all falling in. Maybe you think I'm a creature of the light Some days, you're hovering on the edge, When the pain in your heart's like a kick in the shin. Or then, a denizen of the night Other times, you're far from the depths, Forgetting the danger you were in. But I am a guardian of twilight Can't you see how much you've got? Even when you feel like throwing life in the bin. I'm only trying to do what's right I feel like a voodoo doll; Your pain is a pin- I won't let you slip without a fight Your anger and sadness Drive it deeper in. I strive so hard to keep you where it's bright, But I am doomed for the half-light
Buy Me A Mistletoe Pleaseeeee
hey friends all you male lover want to bes want to impress me buy me a mistle toe... its easy just copy and paste this link order me a bunch of mistletoe...dont buy me drinks or gifts just mistletoe kisses mmmm come luv me with kisses
back in 1999 i was woke up on the middle of the night to a fight between a boyfriend and girlfriend it was 3 in the mornibng and she was bleeding really bad from her fave and then i noticed she had no bottom lip. he bite it off while beating the poor girl sensless well he saw me answer the door and his words to me were "come on hero i'll fuckin kill you too". naturaly me being a marine my response was lets play baby we began fighting and it was a long long battle he never felt a punch or kick that i landed on him. somehow we both fell and broke my right arm snapping my radius bone in half. he said i got you now bitch but i said guess again and we kept fighting me with one arm till he heard the cops coming and he ran. he wasnt caught till the next day but thats moving a little fast for now. the girl and i went to the hospitol dise by side in the ambulance and thats when i found out that her boyfriend was high on crack well when we got to the hospitol she got a brand new lip a
I Want Bongs
If you are not VIP and cant buy a beer bong send me an email and we'll work something out.
Shadow Walker
There are those who prefer the light, And there are those who prefer the dark I guess you could say I prefer the shadows Itís a dangerous business Being a shadow walker, my friend Dangerous business indeed Iím on the borderline The threshold always in my mind A balance beamís width My only support Donít stray too far Be careful not to fall Think twice before each step Thereís no going back Just forward Follow the straightaway I can do what I wish The line doesnít limit It just guides me To what I see My truth, and only mine The light lies on my right And the darkness my left I mustnít stray I mustnít lose myself Because shadows disappear In the darkness And the light a gift to the shadow walker Shadow Walker One who walks the line between light and dark, with no ties to either side. With no morals or emotions clouding their judgment, a Shadow Walker is able to accomplish tasks and solve problems in the most efficient and logical way. Shadow
Tell Me What You Think!!!
I want you to tell me what you really think of me and how much I mean to you!!! I will do the same in return!!! The Holidays are here and I feel that everyone is gonna want to feel loved or atleast cared for or liked in some way!! So get to typing and Ill send ya some love back!!!
Final Attack
This is a "real piece of me" write... this happened in 1994...and the son of a bitch finally went to prison for it. Please rate my blog and leave me comments! This piece is soon to be published in a colaborative effort put together by M Greene, and the proceeds will go to promote the fight against Domestic Violence. The Final Attack You hiding it from me Stuck in your disease Think I couldn't see The monster you released I knew something wrong Never stayin home for long Recreational drugs no fun Never playin in the sun Leavin me alone as one And when I decided I was done Then you turned to smokin crack Slippin around behind my back Talkin shit and shootin smack Then came the final attack Smashin in my face Blood all over the place My front teeth smashed in On my blood I'm choking Lips bleeding and broken From the crack you smoking But your cop Daddy won't fail And brother cop will post bail To
Why Do We Use Light?
why do we use light? By: Drew Miller(sonic) why do we use light? is it cause it reminds us of something specile, or something we are atached to? mybe its be cuse we want to seethe beuty of all things around us. i for one use light for all the above. love to me is like a fire , keep it burning and there is light. like a light bulb, cut the power,the fule and its lights out. but if you return power , add a log and stir the coals the light comes back bright and strong. when i need light, i look to the stars and see all the light i need. whene i see a girl with a bright smile, i see the stars light here on earth and think how many people see things the way i do? to sit by a fireand see candle lights in the distence coming to join my light. as they get near, i see star that have lost there light. the ones with lightask me to relight what light has been lost. i tell them they must put out there lights and return to town in witch they came. all do as i ask as the stars rest b
THE FINAL INSPECTION The soldier stood and faced God, Which must always come to pass. He hoped his shoes were shining, Just as brightly as his brass. "Step forward now, you soldier, How shall I deal with you ? Have you always turned the other cheek ? To My Church have you been true?" The soldier squared his shoulders and said, "No, Lord, I guess I ain't. Because those of us who carry guns, Can't always be a saint. I've had to work most Sundays, And at times my talk was tough. And sometimes I've been violent, Because the world is awfully rough. But, I never took a penny, That wasn't mine to keep... Though I worked a lot of overtime, When the bills got just too steep. And I never passed a cry for help, Though at times I shook with fear. And sometimes, God, forgive me, I've wept unmanly tears. I know I don't deserve a place, Among the people here. They never wanted me around, Excep
A Poet And Didnt Know It!
I ask if I may kiss you. You just smile; no answer is necessary. My initial kiss is just a flirting of our lips. My tongue lightly flicking - Like I am asking, "Do you want me?" The tip of my tongue runs all around your lips. Touching every part, Inside and out - Over and over again. Tickling you, tickle, tickle, goes my tongue. Now I press my lips gently to yours. Rubbing your lips back and forth against mine. My kisses are hot and fast. I cannot rest long in any one place. I have such a need to go on. I trail kisses of passion all over your face. Then back to your mouth. Our tongues dance together. We are exploring. I circle your tongue with the tip of mine. You echo the pattern back to me. I lick the sides, underside and the top. You echo back. I suck your lower lip. You echo back. We repeat, repeat, repeat. The sensations are driving our emotions. We are wild for each other. You thrust your tongue in and out. The movements are rhythmic and stabbing. S
Misc Fun Stuff
Troubleshooting Beer For all of you beer lovers, like me.... SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet. FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle. ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling. SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet. FAULT: Improper bladder control. ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training. SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless. FAULT: Glass empty. ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer. SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights. FAULT: You have fallen over backward. ACTION: Have yourself lashed to bar. SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts. FAULT: You have fallen forward. ACTION: See above. SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet. FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face. ACTION: Retire to restroom, practice in mirror. SYMPTOM: Floor blurred. FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass. ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer. SYMP
Come Join Me In Some Fun
i am new to the site, i have put up a few pictures and i would like for you guys to rate my pictures and give me some pointers on how to meet people and manage my page....THANK YOU KINDLY..
Limp Bizkit Behind Blue Eyes
limp bizkit behind blue eyes
To love is to give the one you care for all your heart and soul. when you walk the beach with the one you love think of those that walked it before you and the love they felt for the one they loved and the way the waves were comeing in that night the mood was set for true love! think about that when you are on the beach with the one you love!!!!!
Don't Walk Away
Confrontation ainít your thing You say that laying blame wonít do no good now So before you go and say goodbye And move on with your life I wish you would somehow Give me a reason to believe That everything youíre gonna leave behind Is a waste of time and ainít worth fighting for Slam the door, yell out loud Donít hold it in, let it out Put me down, put up a fight I can be wrong, you can be right Just get mad, is that too much to ask But, donít walk away, walk away like that Donít walk away, walk away like that Kicking me in the teeth would be better than leaving me untouched So try Cause all the words we never say The wars unwaged have started stacking up So high There may not be a way to make you Wanna stay and try to save our love But if it canít be like it was before Give me a reason to believe That everything youíre gonna leave behind Is a waste of time and ainít worth fighting for
Stories From The Road
Ok it has now been brought to my attention that while at Hooters Brow beating bottom feeders that I missed some funny things we said and did and Barry is bitching about. So during the how do you live with yourself comments, One of us busted out this Beauty," I mean seriously you would never give this mark the time of day. Seriously he could not get laid if he had a $100 bill taped to the end of his dick." But Barry proved something extremely important, No matter how much you beat a bottom feeder they still do what you tell them. So after last call Barry wants another beer and tells us that he bets us he can get Moron to give him another one. He calls her over..."Hey I want another beer." "Its past call," she murmurs. I point out that at two beers for the price of the big ones she owes him one. She still says no I call bullshit.... Barry breaks out this beauty... "You get me another one if you can and I pay alot for it." And sure enough the bottom feeder returns with his beer. He pays
The Moon And Sand
Hinder - Lips Of An Angel
Hinder - Lips Of An Angel
Falling In Love......
A couple of weeks ago, I was invited to join this site (thanks Rayne!) I can't believe that there is a site where there are so many friendly people I've made some great friends here and am having a gas. I guess I just wanted to say thanks. The Upper peninsula of Michigan is a cold desolate place in the winter and you will make it a hell of alot warmer and shorter for me. Now enough of the sentimental B.S. lets get it on!
A Word Of Advice
Ok I am many things.... An asshole(god knows everyone knows thats true), A misogynist(I do occasionally talk down to women), an egotist (I do believe that I am better than most) and an all out not nice guy, among so many other things. And god knows why I am explaining this, probably because I am drunk. I am not a racist. I have never been a racist, and most likely at my age I am not going to be a racist. Let me Repeat that in clear Letters: I, SEAN GIOVANNI, AM NOT NOR HAVE I EVER BEEN A RACIST. So let me put this in the simplest of terms to the few of you that got all fucking pissy about my Mexican comment in my BLOG. They were insane and in my business that is a good thing.You do not want a crowd to be tame.... How fucking boring would that be? I did not call the derogatory names, I did not make racial slurs. None of that all I said was in the crowd was 400 mexicans and they were insane. So I am going with this Statement..... If you do not like what I post on my fu
Daily Crap And
Whom do you consider a real friend? The people that say they are or the ones that don't but are there for you no matter what happens? To me...Real friends are people who care enough about ya to yell at ya if they havent heard from you in a while cause they are worried about your dumb should know I get that alot cause I'm not on a lot anymore. The ones who call themselves friends well alot are but then you have the ones who claim that only when everything is going know the type ...the fair weather friends. I miss my net friends that I have made on fubar...most have gone on and forgot me but its does go on you see...but the ones that remember me and care about me will always be first in my heart.... There was one person in particular that was as close to me as a sister, but things went wrong and drama started and that bond ended...I miss her. As for the guy in my life when I was on here before well lets just say he played a game and I los
Natural Highs!!!
Think about them one at a time before going on to the next one. It Does Make You Feel Good, especially the thought at the end of #44. 1. Falling in love. 2. Laughing so hard your face hurts. 3. A hot shower. 4. No lines at the supermarket. 5. A special glance. 6. Getting mail. 7. Taking a drive on a pretty road. 8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio. 9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside. 10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer. 11. Chocolate milkshake (vanilla, strawberry ). 12. A bubble bath. 13. Giggling. 14. A good conversation. 15. The beach. 16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter. 17. Laughing at yourself. 18. Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you . 19. Midnight phone calls that last for hours. 20. Running through sprinklers. 21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all. 22. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful. 23. Laughing at an inside joke with FRIENDS 24. Accidentally overhearing someone say som
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A Have To See!!!!
A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat. The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look. That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration. "Thanks" the girl says. The firefighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. "Little Partner", the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar too, I think you could go faster". The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren A Have to Read A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their Anniversary submitted this: La
Thank You
I wanted to take this time to say Thank you to a few special people who was so thoughtful of thinking of me on my Birthday. (Lance)(Koalaluv)(Beasty)(Autigerz)(68BirdGuy)(Cos)(SSG Pete)(Maverick) It really meant alot to me :)
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A Little Something........
PROFILESANTA.COM Well friends,another year has come and is almost gone.I hope you all have a very HAPPY NEW YEARS celebration and if you drink please be safe and don't drive,if not for your sake then for someone Else's!There are too many accidents that could have been avoided because someone thinks that they have not had too much to drink and they get behind the wheel.EVEN ONE DRINK IS TOO MANY!!!PLEASE think of your fellow man/woman before getting behind the wheel. I ponder on the things of this pass year and some I wish I could change but most I am very happy to have the memories.I don't make new years resolutions because I don't believe in them for one thing and even if I did I could never keep one so why make it lol..I love all of you and wish for you nothing but love,happiness,peace and prosperity in the up coming year. I have my daughter and her boyfriend coming over tonight so I won't be back online this evening but I did want to wi
Please Dont Forget Me!!!
Reminder i will be off line for possibly a week. Please dont forget me!!
Perfection All I ever wanted was to be part of your heart and for us to be together to never be apart. No one else in the world could even compare, Youíre perfect and so is this love we can share. We can have so much more then I ever thought we would, I would love you more then I thought I ever could. I promise to give you all I have to give, Iíll do anything for you as long as I live. In your eyes I see our present, future, and past, by the way you would look at me I know we will last.
Ever Fallen In Love
Ever Fallen In Love by:Buzzcocks You spurn my natural emotions You make me feel like dirt And I'm hurt. And if I start a commotion I run the risk of losing you And that's worse. Ever fallen in love with someone Ever fallen in love In love with someone Ever fallen in love In love with someone You shouldn't've fallen in love with. I can't see much of a future Unless we find out what's to blame What a shame. And we won't be together much longer Unless we realize that we are the same. Ever fallen in love with someone Ever fallen in love In love with someone Ever fallen in love In love with someone You shouldn't've fallen in love with. You disturb my natural emotions You make me feel like dirt And I'm hurt. And if I start a commotion I'll only end up losing you And that's worse. Ever fallen in love with someone Ever fallen in love In love with someone Ever fallen in love In love with someone You shouldn't've fallen in love with. Ever fallen in love wit
Fun On Fubar
ok so I have been so very busy lately! I moved into a great house with a Big E and nikki girl Been working And enjoying what I can of my summer But things are slowing down so I have more time to spend with my fu Friends and Family! MISSED YOU ALL SO MUCH please send me a shout or message on how your summer has been! MUCH love BLU! why is it so hard for some to relize this is a internet site lol I love this place it is a fun place to chat with alot of new and diffrent people.So why is it so hard for some of them to understand I dont take everything on here personal nor should they if dealing with me.You will know when you have crossed over into my real for those having a hard time with it get over it!I have a life outside fubar.So if am not taking your fu marriage or flirting to heart it is nothing against you,there is no reason to hate on me lol ...Like I said you will know when you have crossed over and it means something to me.The number one reasons for
New Clothing Line Launched!
Hi friends! I've Launched a new clothing Line and wanted all to see and give me some feed back! Would you wear it if it were available? It is available but not at your nearest outlet store or mall, not yet anyways! Just go to my Photo's and look at the "PhucCiT Clothing Line" Album! Much appreciated my friends! Thanx!
Just Wanted U To Know
I will not be around much as my sister in Indiana is under a pain killer induced coma for the last three days they don't know what is wrong with her and I would appreciate any prayers. Thank you so much to everyone. xo I will be erasing my account as soon as my vip is up. I just don't have the time to keep up anymore I have met some great people and thanks for the friendship you can look me up on myspace under daysha220. Love to all, xoxo Just wanted to say I have not forgotten about any of you just been busy with sick child and myself. We are in the middle of a remodel so I am very tired. xxoxo to all especially my family and friends!
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Happy Thursday Everyone
happy Thursday everyone
I just wanted to let everyone know a few things.... I drive a truck for a living, and usually have my laptop with me. That means that I my be on, but I might not be able to get back to you for a while. This goes for rates/comments/shouts/games,etc.... I can be a rude "some bitch" when need be. But when it comes to random people trying to get my attention, I am not like that. The reason I am posting this, is because I have been deleted as a friend, or have been told I am an ass for not responding. It is impossible to drive a truck and type at the same I hope you all understand, and if not, TOUGH !!! Thats the way it is. I will be happy to respond as soon as I can !!! Also, I seem to have a problem getting into a game invite when I try to accept it. If I can, I will shout at you to let ya know I am trying..
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Talk To Me.........
I want everyone to know that I have MUCH more to offer in the way of conversations, than just the racial issues. Unfortunately, when I poosted three mumms today (as a sort of "social experiment") the one on race seemed to never die. This leads me to believe that this still carries deep-rooted passions and emotional responces, much more than any other subject I've encountered in here. I think that I have proven myself to be an articulate, and well-versed conversationalist, and I thoroughly enjoy being so. Contraversy breeds debate; debate breeds ideas; ideas breed cooperation; cooperation breeds progress; progress leads to success; success breeds happiness; and then out of mutual happiness comes true freindship between people willing to think openly, and discuss freely!!! For those of you who think that this is really me, or that i really look ANYTHING like this: STOP READING NOW!!!!! For those of you who think that I actually live in this : you could be righ
80 Gig Ipod For Sale
Show Her Lots Of Love She's A Sweet Angle
Club It Up
Get your asses in Club Karizma it's off the hook and only gonna get better with the more of you that head in!
Christmas Poem
'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear? The old lady bitches cause I work late at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter, They say I owe taxes--if that ain't funny Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money? And the kids these days--they all are the pits They want the impossible--Those mean little shits I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them, They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM! F
Emergency Medical Services (stupid) Frequently Asked Questions with answers! Q. Do you need to go to school for this or can anyone do it? A. You have to go to school, it is long and hard and most of the people involved like to abuse the hell out of you while you are doing it. Q. Hey, Ambulance dudes, how do I get to the Dead concert at the Oakland Coliseum? (or any other request for directions) A.Hmm, well,uhhh. I'm sorry I don't think you can get there from here. Q. I'm seeing things, will you take me to the hospital? A. Sure, if you are seeing rats and bugs we will take you to County Hospital, if you are seeing music and hearing colors we will take you to the Berkeley border and drop you off, you'll fit right in. Q. Do you like you like your job? A. Yes, in spite of everything I do like my job. Q. Do you make a lot of money? A. Not enough by a long shot. At least not after my State, Local, and Federal Government gets through with my check. Q. How come the Pol
"bury The Broken"
If you are in the West Palm Beach area, you need to get yer ass to the "Buzz Bake Sale" !!!! At 11am, the winner of the Battle Of The Bands will be playing!!! YOU NEED TO SEE THEM ! ! They are Bury The Broken..... THE BEST FUCKING THING OUT OF SOUTH FL.!!!!! If you want to know more, search them on "MySpace".......You WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED ! ! !
I Am Tired Of Me Scrooge I Don't Care!!!
This is my second attempt as my computer froze as I hit the post button the last time so I am going to make this even shorter than the book I had written. If you don't want to hear whining, bitching and complaining please hit the X at the top of the page!!! I am aggravated, frustrated, and quite frankly sick of the bullshit happening lately. I have always been here for friends. Never cared much to be a point ho. While yes it is nice to level now and then, I could care less about the points or "outdoing" anyone else on here. I have met a handful of really, really great people. Sad since there are soooo many on my friends and fans list. I feel so sorry for the people who actually live for Fubar. I was a Fu addict for the 2 months I was out of work for surgery and saw some amazingly fucked up people do some amazingly stupid shit. While I am not one to start drama and steer clear from it I will leave it at that. Secondly, and the thing that pisses me off the most is the
Its A Boy
Night Behind The Bar
I'm pretty sure every one of these rules was violated in some shape or form tonight. Just a heads up to anyone who is going out to drink at some sort of liquor-dispensal location, here are a few tips: 1. The first words out of your mouth should not be "What's cheap?" The first answer that comes to mind is "You are." I don't mind if someone asks if we run happy hour, I'm more than happy to go through the specials with you and really don't mind the fact that you are getting discounted drinks. Just remember that your drinks are discounted so if you and a few friends rack up a 100 dollar tab, that tab should actually be 140. I served you well, please tip accordingly. 2. Don't ask me for free drinks. Just like in the prior point you may as well just say "I'm a cheap bastard." If you would like free drinks try this approach: stop by our bar more than once a year. Be friendly and take care of the bartenders, then I guarentee we will take care of you. 3. Think about s
Food For Thought
What is to be done when looking at your life and you have no idea where you stand or who you are. You cant explain it, you know and stick to your morals and know or at least you think you know your true self. Is it dumb to sacrifice yourself for your ideals and thoughts? To give your all for a cause that n one else fights for? Why be creative when you can do everything by an outline...when did creative individualism disappear? Theres a lot I have to say, as a person and as an artist...but most cant be put into words...its all just a foggy cloud of confusion, filling up my mind. I'll start off with my current rant. Art, last time I checked was an individual expression and creative will put to a medium. But now a days all that is popular and flooding our culture is over processed, over-guidelined, unartistic, uncreative pieces of crap. And do not even get me started on "Modern Art" which consists of a square on a convas or dribbles of paint. Thats not art,it was w
Good Head
When a woman finds a man who gives good oral, she's found a treasure she's not going to let go of too quickly. This is one rare customer and she knows it. She won't even tell her girlfriends about it or that guy will become the most popular man in town. So, remember, most guys can fuck, and those who can usually do it satisfactorily, but the guy who gives good head, he's got it made. Most women are shy about their bodies. Even if you've got the world's most gorgeous woman in bed with you, she's going to worry about how you like her body. Tell her it's beautiful, tell her which parts you like best, tell her anything, but get her to trust you enough to let you down between her legs. Now stop and look at what you see. Beautiful, isn't it? There is nothing that makes a woman more unique than her pussy. I know. They come in all different sizes, colors and shapes; some are tucked inside like a little girl's cuie and some have thick luscious lips that come out to greet you.
What A Man Wants From A Women
What a man Wants from a women When we say its over [Its really over] When we don't call [Don't get mad we will make it up] When we say sorry for no reason [We don't know what we did but want to] When we hold you close [Its because we care] When we ask if you want to go out with us and the guys [We are doing it to make sure you are ok with it] When we kiss you softly [We more then care] When we ask for you number [Don't be rude not all me just want sex] When we say it a secret between guy [Don't ask it is a secret that can't be broke] Don't think all men are about sex [Thier are a few that want love] When you break it off [We need time if you want to be friends] And if we say I Love You [Its real don't smash it]
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Love Thy Father Mumm ~ Follow Up
This is a follow up to my Love Thy Father MUMM. Today I received my 1st Holiday card from my father whom I never new..and in that card was a check for $300.00 which I think is a lot for him.. I am completely perplexed by this..and a bit overwhelmed. I am hoping that maybe he would like to get to know his grandchildren, they could sure benefit from him and he would benefit from them. Now time to MUMM on my response...
Never Better
Than to have never loved at all Ha! Ask that to anyone who has taken that fall It hurts, it hurts so deep It's all too serious The pain, the pain you keep It makes you delirious Creating confusion, a constant intrusion Invading your thoughts and dreams Evading the truth of what it means I won't ever be the same again it seems To go from never being alone Into the vast unknown Reminiscing, always missing That piece My better half That peace I'll never have Having had it lost Adding up the cost I paid the toll Straight from my soul Now I don't know If I'll ever be whole
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years o
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i can make things for your lounge so like huh banners etc hi if you don't want help that's alright
Manly Advice
We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls >OR TEXTS< you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. let us pay for you! dont "feel bad" We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say "thank you." K
4300 To Level
Show some love..Thanks everyone for helping on this and every level up. RoŖ -=[db]=- ~WRR Promotion's Slave~@ fubar
The World Ain't Slowing Down
The World Ain't Slowing Down By: Paul Ellis I found you sitting on a suitcase crying Beneath my feet, I feel the rumble of a subway train I laugh out loud, 'Cause it's the one thing I hadn't been trying The train came in breathless, The passangers restless You said, "Baby, you'll never change" You gotta get gone, you gotta get going Hey, the world ain't slowing down for no one It's a carnival callin' out to you It sounds like a song, It hits you like scripture You paint the picture With colors squeezed from your hand Weren't you the kid Who just climbed on the merry-go-round Hey look, the world ain't slowing down Hey, hey, the world ain't slowing down Hey, hey... Out on the sidewalk, Pigeons do the moonwalk I'll be dancing like Fred Astaire The lampposts are rockin, The whole town's talkin Like a fool in a barber's chair And I get the sensation, The joy and fustration Like being caught by a drop of cold rain. Freedom can numb you, When there's n
A Little Girl Lost From Proverbs 31 Ministries
This made me think of those months i was lost to my addiction November 29, 2007 Little Girl Lost By Marybeth Whalen "'Come back, wandering children! I can heal your wanderlust!' 'We're here! We've come back to you. You're our own true God!'" Jeremiah 3:22 (MSG) Devotion: This morning I was walking out of the library with my toddler trailing behind me. As I walked through the sliding glass door to the parking lot, I turned to look behind me and my daughter was gone. She had seemingly vanished into thin air. I began to call her name, my eyes darting around from the inside of the library to the parking lot ahead, then back to the corners of the lobby I was standing in. If you have ever lost a child, you know the panicky feeling that instantly wells up in your heart. I rushed back inside the library and asked the librarians if they had seen her come back in. They said no, but one went to look in the children's section. My heart wa
100 Reasons Why It's Good To Be A Bloke ...
1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 2. Movie nudity is virtually always female. 3. You know stuff about tanks. 4. A week's holiday requires only one suitcase. 5. Match of the Day. 6. You don't have to monitor your friends' sex lives. 7. Queues for the toilet are 90% shorter. 8. You can open all your own jars. 9. Old friends don't give you crap if you've lost or gained weight. 10. Dry cleaners and haircutter's don't rob you blind. 11. When channel surfing, you don't have to stall on every shot of someone crying. 12. Your arse is never a factor in a job interview. 13. All your orgasms are real. 14. A beer gut does not make you invisible to the opposite sex. 15. Guys in hockey masks don't attack you. 16. You don't have to lug a bag of useless stuff around everywhere you go. 17. People expect you to masturbate. 18. You can go to the bathroom without a support group. 19. Your last name stays put. 20. You can leave a hotel bed unmade. 2
I Do Some Dumb Drunk!
Went out tonight with one of my and her having a good time...well we both get up on the bar so I can do video of her being a drunk ass bitch...just like me on my cell...well apparently I had quite a few drinks & probably more than enough shots than what I really needed...well I got smacked in the head with the ceiling fan (the bar isn't all that high anyhow & ceiling fans are pretty low). I felt it hit my head but didn't think anything of it until I heard people say I was bleeding next thing I know yep...I'm seeing blood all over the place & my head was starting to throb so my friend Angie drives my drunk ass to the hospital & yep I had to get stitches under & on top of where I cut my head open head hurts & now it looks like I'm in the process of getting a black eye. They gave me a shot in my face so my head & face are numb but now it must be wearing off because I'm in fucking pain. It sucks to be at the hospital intoxicated with your face throbbing! So the hospita
Sleepless Nites!!
Something I wanted to share from My creative mind on sleepless nites, a short story of love, sleeplessness and closer. Written by Ghost 8-29-07 Sleepless nites!! I can't sleep cuz I worry I can't sleep cuz I wonder I can't sleep I don't know why I can't sleep since We stopped talking I cant sleep cuz I wonder what your going through I can't sleep cuz I just dont what to say or do anymore I cant sleep cuz I miss You I can't sleep cuz deep down I loved You I can't sleep cuz I miss talking to You I can't sleep cuz I miss Your voice I can't sleep I wonder how Your doing there I can't sleep cuz I know whats going on I can't sleep cuz I care alot or I wouldn't have said what I said that nite I can't sleep cuz You lied to them on there about Me I can't sleep cuz I know how You feel about Me I can't sleep cuz I know You still love Me no matter what I can't sleep cuz I wanna help You get out I can't sleep cuz I know You want Me to help You get out too I can't sleep
Fugift Idea
How about we add 'Better Code' or maybe 'Invisible Cloak' so you can put it on and pretend that we don't see you while you're scripting your ass on thru my page? Either you are my secretstalkercrush that doesn't rate, or you are scripting. Go elsewhere. Dickheads.
Kiss Me
Why Women Live Longer Than Men
For those of you on my friends list and those that give a damn, I am deleting my account. To be honest more people seem to be on here for points rather than meeting new people. Any of you that really care feel free to message me if not fuck you too. Go live your exciting life in front of your computer. PEACE
Just Be You
just be you at some point u just have to realize, maybe more like face the facts u just can't please every one & unfortunately no matter ur efforts not every single person is going to like u...some, from the second they meet you & even others (in my opinion the more painful of the two) the ones who know u more than any one & who just in some way change their minds about u some where down the line & that's life i feel like i'm just ready to figure out exactly who it is i wanna be and just be that person no matter how dumb i look or how crazy i may feel at that second b/c it's not about what people think about u, it's about what u think of ur self, seriously, i was talking to one of my friends last night & i was reminded of one of his stronger characteristics that he didn't neccessarily like about himself and it's one of the most amazing things about him so just figure out who u r b/c theres a reason u r that way and just be that person person b/c i'm finally starting to see t
Unhappily After
IF A MAN WANTS YOU If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, Why would he treat you any
Leaving Fubar?
I have met a few nice people on here.. and its been great. But, I have seriously been thinking of leaving fubar. Just to much going on right now. I am not sure yet if I will just close it down.. or just not come on here, but once in great moon. Just letting everyone know.
Hello to all my friends and family! I have missed you all dearly! I'm sorry I have not been around at all for the past few months but my world has been sideways and I've been trying to get things turned back around. Thongs are still going to be uphill for a bit but I will have a little more time to spend talking to my friends here and hopefully getting to hang out in person with some of you as well. I hope all is well with everyone and hope to get a chance to chat with each and everyone of you soon!! MMMAUH!!! TJ
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Musings Of A Tired Mind.
As I sit here late at night without the ability to get to sleep, my tired mind tends to continue rolling through everything that has transpired throughout the day and even farther back. I have tended to notice a trend of sorts when it comes to me and women. That trend is that I tend to let myself become complacent and not keep my guard up even though perhaps I should no better all things considerred. For example, one of my close friends, who is a girl, has been having several issues revolving around her and her family. I have tried and tried repeatedly to get her to understand certain situations to no avail. And even though she says that I am one of her best friends, I can only hope. The question now is why do I allow things like this to happen? Am I just weak willed and have an abnormal need to feel/be wanted or is it just because I choose it to be so? These and other things constantly run through my mind especially at the end of the day when ther is nothing left to do but thi
My Sign
Are You an Empath?created with You scored as Certified EmpathYou are a natural born Empath! You are haunted by the calling of "the others" and walk in silence between the busy and the distracted. You qualify for certification by the School of Empath Psychology. From the Book of Storms Series newsletter on Yahoo! Groups. Certified Empath 94%Potential Empath 81%An Intuitive 81%Unbonded Empath 75%Not an Empath 31% Youíre born under the sign of Libra, which represents the element of air, or the intellect. Youíre most definitely a thinker ó you like to use your mind to tackle problems. Libra is the seventh sign of the zodiac, which refers to relationships of all sorts and your connection to the world around you. People know you as someone who loves to socialise. Your outgoing nature and love of communicating brilliant ideas to people around you is one of your strengths. Youíre rarely at a loss f
My mouth does not say the things that I feel My mind does not stray wishing it was real My arms can not touch but they feel you still My eyes can not see the beauty that I need My legs will not move waiting for my time My ears will not hear until you appear My heart will not beat for no other one My love will not go even when I grow old I belong to you mind body and soul > > The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, > > I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. > > My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, > > My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. > > Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, > > Transforming the yard to a winter delight. > > The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, > > Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. > > > > My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, > > Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. > > In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, > > So I slumbered, perhaps I star
Nothing Changes If Nothing Changes
Change.... Current mood: peaceful Category: Life Yes it's that time again... I'm feeling something!! Well let me begin by saying hello.. I hope all is awesome in your life right now and as a result.. SMILES SMILES SMILES!!! That's my wish for you!! I am once again chillin in my room and having that sudden urge to get some thoughts that are going on in my head out on paper, so to speak, for a my own benefit and also to share a little piece of me with all of you. I kept a journal for many years and no longer do so... I guess you could say that these ideas, thoughts, or whatever of mine have pretty much built up to this point over a long period of time and something, usually a personal situation or experience, triggers a sudden urge in me to spill my thoughts.. the final piece of my mental puzzle is in place! Anywho here we go... Someone once said to me, about 6 years ago, " Keith, If nothing changes nothing changes " and I can remember just like
Dale Jr. Does It Again !
NEW YORK (AP) -- Despite a year of personal upheaval and on-track failures, Dale Earnhardt Jr. remains as popular as ever. Junior was selected the most popular driver for the fifth straight year, drawing more than 1.5 million of the over 3.8 million votes cast online. The award comes after he decided to leave the NASCAR team founded by his late father to join powerhouse Hendrick Motorsports with a new sponsor and a new car number. ``After the year I had statistically and off the track, that isn't the response I expected from my fans,'' Earnhardt said Thursday in accepting the honor during a luncheon at which numerous awards and hundreds of thousands of dollars were dispensed by NASCAR and its sponsors. ``Next year, I hope to earn more hardware on the track, too.'' Earnhardt is moving from his signature No. 8 Dale Earnhardt Inc., Budweiser Chevrolet to a No. 88 Hendrick entry, sponsored by a couple of Pepsi products. He said he has not talked with stepmother Teresa Earnhar
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My Feelings
Take my WILL, And my LIFE, Guide me in my RECOVERY And show me how to LIVE. CLEAN. Don't give up, keep going back it works..... 2 years,2 months,and 25 days clean. t's 2008, a time to start anew, and there's so much that you can do to make your new year dreams come true. Every day, focus on your many gifts, and share your love and laughter, to give others a lift. Find something extraordinary about every single day, and don't let disappointment stand in the way. Think of the new year as a time of adventure and learning; don't be afraid to follow your dreams, and success will be your earnings. But don't forget to have some fun along the way, and do something special just for you every single day. HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!...... "Intrusion" Why canít I just be left alone? They knock on the door and call on the phone. Theyíll peek in the window, given a chance. You havenít the resources to make a stance. You leave your home-everyone knows. Everyw
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Child Abuse
Cops: Mother killed 2 in store bathroom Fri Nov 30, 12:03 AM ET AUGUSTA, Ga. - A 22-year-old woman fatally stabbed her two young children in a convenience store bathroom Thursday, police said. ADVERTISEMENT A worker at Food Mart told police she saw Jeanette Michelle Hawes enter the restroom Thursday afternoon with the two children, a boy and girl, and then heard a scream, Richmond County Sheriff Ronnie Strength said. The worker called 911, and when deputies arrived they forced the door open and found Hawes on the floor, holding a steak knife and covered in the children's blood, Strength said. Jordon Hawes, 1, and Shakayla Hawes, 3, were pronounced dead upon arrival at the Medical College of Georgia Hospital. Both died of stab wounds to the chest, Chief Deputy Coroner Mark Bowen said. Hawes was charged with two counts of murder and with possession of a knife during the commission of a crime. She was being held at the Richmond County jail. Jail officials s
A Thing Or 2
I have so much time on my hand but why I does it feel like I dont? Hopefully it doesnt snow this year. Just for me...please? I hate that white stuff half you people enjoy every freakin winter. Its disgustin'. I get scrooge-ritis when the first snow falls lol Why do I have a TV if I barely watch it? I end up doing YouTube everynight anyways. Know any great pawn shop around here? LOL Everyones favorite question for me now & days seems to be..."Why are you still single?" Why cant I be? I feel obligated now to start looking for a man hahahaha. chyea right =] my 27th birthdays coming up very very soon. Yeah, March is only a hop skip away. so start saving up hahaha. aiite enough blabbers for right now. Peace out girl scout!
You see a new side of someone whom you thought you knew quite well. It may be that you're getting more than you had bargained for in some way, but most likely it should be a net positive for you. ok this is my horoscope for November 30, 2007.I think is hits the nail on the head....
Love And Friendship
Why is it you meet someone and you think they are awesome, handsome/beautiful, sincere and truly into you and yes, you have fallen for them. You go through months of having nice times even if the times you spend are few and far between. You understand and sympathize with everything that they tell you is happening. Things start to look bleak, but you are patient and then things are looking up. You hear those words you have waited to hear, those three words that are suppose to make you feel wanted and desired... So why do I feel so hurt and confused?
I Remember The Time
For Tina I remember the time you said you loved me. I remember the time you didnt want to get off the phone with me. I remember the time you would call me and text me. I remember the time you used to laugh when I joked with you. I remember the time you called me your babe. I remember the time you never cared about the minutes wasted. I remember the time you considered me your number one. I remember the time you fought with me. I remember the time you would forgive me. I remember the time I would forgive you. I remember the time you wanted to marry me. I remember the time you only had me in your heart. I remember the time you could tell me anything. I remember the time you would tell me the truth. I remember the time you started to lie to me. I remember the time you said you hated me. I remember the time you hurt me. I remember the time I hurt you. I remember the time we made up. I remember the time you used to come after me to work it out. I remember the time
Sooooo, my husband asked me on Monday or Tuesday if he could invite two people over this weekend for some steaks and stuff. So i said Yeah, and i asked about this one couple, he said they where going out of town and couldn't make it. This morning he calls me at 7:30 AM. Tells me that when i go to the store to buy steaks and stuff for dinner, I need to buy 10 steaks. he invited his entire section over for dinner without asking me!!! The house is a wreck (we've been outta town and xmas decorating) and i have to go buy a bunch of food!!!!! I don't care to have the guys over. One of the couples we've been trying to get over here since the boys got back from Iraq last month. But an extra 6 people? he coulda atleast asked first... ARGGGGG ok i'm done with my rant :)
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Naughty Application
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND OR HUSBAND OR WIFE - REPOST THIS! LET THE FUN BEGIN........ 1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm cute? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 14.Condom or skin? 15.Have sex on the first date? 16.Would you kiss me during sex? 17.Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Would you use me as a booty call? 19.Can I use you as a booty call? 20.Can we take pictures of the act? 21.How long would we have sex? 22.Would you tell your friends about me? 29.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! TITLE IT-Naughty Appli
Thought For The Day He didn't like the casserole And he didn't like my cake. He said my biscuits were too hard... Not like his mother used to make. I didn't perk the coffee right He didn't like the stew, I didn't mend his socks The way his mother used to do. I pondered for an answer I was looking for a clue. Then I turned around and smacked th e shit out of him... Like his mother used to do. ADVICE FROM AN OLD TENNESSEE MOUNTAIN MAN Your fences need to be Horse-high, pig-tight And bull-strong. Keep skunks And bankers And lawyers At a distance. Life is simpler When you plow Around the stump. A bumble bee Is considerably Faster than A John Deere tractor Words that soak Into your ears Are whispered... Not yelled. Meanness Don't jes' Happen Overnight. Forgive your enemies It messes up Their heads. Do not corner something That you know is Meaner than you. It don't take A very big person
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Christmas Carols For The Disturbed
CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me 5. Manic - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and..... 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away? 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
20 Ways To Please Ur Man At Xmas
20 ways to make a man's Christmas at its best! 1. Trim his tree. 2. Lick his luscious candy cane. 3. Be his "ho-ho-ho" for the holidays. 4. Polish his christmas balls. 5. Ride him like a reindeer. 6. Taste his sweet egg-nog. 7. Deck the halls with moans of pleasure. 8. Fa, la, la, latio- la, la, la, la. 9. Spark his menorah with a hot strip tease. 10. Request a stiff stocking stuff-her! 11. Make his Kris Kringle tingle. 12. Gift wrap yourself in sexy lingere. 13. Unwrap his package. 14. Hang mistletoe from any place you want kissed. 15. Rock his jingle bells in the frosty air. 16. Make your Rudolph's hose as red as his nose. 17. Heat him up with a snow job. 18. Give the Christmas carolers a show of your own. 19. Dress up as Santa's nasty little helper. 20. Make sure you're naughty, so it's nice.
Darkness Embraced
see all those people on the ground wasting time i try to hold it all inside but just for tonight the top of the world sitting here wishing the things I've become that something is missing maybe I... but what do I know and now it seems that i have found nothing at all I want to hear your voice out loud slow it down without it all I'm choking on nothing it's clear in my head and I'm screaming for something knowing nothing is better than knowing at all My Love, come with me, hold my hand, make me see. Child of the night show me your ways, drag me beneath to run through your maze. Everything not bright, nothing of light. pull me into your world, let me be your girl. Cover my eyes led by the blind, Just cuts, Just scrapes don't worry I'm fine. Our blood blends together, our scars just the same, The darkness so beautiful, day so mundane. My love belongs to you, take it and make it true. Your mystique too angelic, so soft, so deep Take me, m
The Littlest Christmas Tree
Christmas Joke:)
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said,'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.' The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said. You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.' Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'. The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?' >> The man replied, 'These are Carols'
Bombing Contests
Im offering a naked saultes for 200 comments on my buddies contest Click on the pix below and show some love and I will show you me Down to 18,112 to go please show some love We need your help come show some love we only need 7000 comments and we are will to pay for them if we have to just click the link below and show the love we will return all love Thankx every one
Well I went to bed feeling like crap, and I woke up feeling the same. I don't know why I let some things get to me the way they do, but yesterday started really great and by the end of the day I felt like I did something wrong. Made me realize I really need to rethink some issues. Breaks my heart but I'm not feeling like this again.
About Me
People like to look at the outside of the person but I look at the inside... If people tok time to get to know the persons heart they would find out there are ALOT better people ion the world... I am just an honest caring guy who gives a Damn about who he is and who he is with.. I take care of the lady I will be with and make sure she is happy.. As for My Military career I take that just as serious... I give 100% to Life and love... If that is so wrong then I shutter to think what people will think... To all those ladies who dont want to get to know a guy who is Honest, caring and a commitment minded guy and only go for looks something is wrong with you... In talking with people I find they dont take the time to dig deeper than looking at apersons looks and it drives me crazy when I am told Your Ugly or Dorky or not worth the time of day... So too all you superficial people out there that like to be seen with the HOT GUY or GIRL try one of us who is average or ugly becuase there is Mor
A Differnt Christmas Story
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some
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A Different Christmas Poem For Our Military Men!!
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old, Perha
I've Got It Pretty Groovy All In All
I love to watch fires in the fireplace. It's relaxing, makes me drowsy. I'd like to parachute at least once in my lifetime. Lilacs are one of my favorite fragrant flowers, but my all time favorite flower is the wild violet. My favorite holiday meal is Prime Rib..with creamy horseradish sauce. I used to miss my old Toyota Tercel wagon, but now I think I miss my old Datsun 310 more. I don't vote as often as I's because I intensely dislike most of the candidates from either side. And I strongly support term limits. Hear that Senator Byrd...
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The Moral Of The Story
One day at the end of class little Billy's teacher has the class go home and think of a story to tell, and then conclude the moral of that story. The following day when the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell their story, little Suzy raises her hand. "My dad owns a farm and every Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell them at the market. Well, one Sunday we hit a big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto the road." The teacher asks for the moral of the story. Suzy replies,"Don't keep all your eggs in one basket." Next is little Lucy. "Well my dad owns a farm too and every weekend we take the chicken eggs and put them in the incubator. Last weekend only 8 of the 12 eggs hatched." The teacher asks for the moral of the story. Lucy replies, "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched." Last was little Billy. "My uncle Ted fought in the Vietnam war; his plane was shot down over enemy territory. He jumpe

Profile Ratings
Recently I've been having problems with picture ratings. I will admit that I have given some people a rating of less than ten on their profile pics (when I've been on this site and clicked on the 'bored' button). For some people with pictures that are just dumb (ie: Nascar pics, gang signs, devil ducks) I have given a one ! Most of those people then get offended. They then check out my profile pics, examine them and rate them a '1' even if thats not the rating I gave them in the first place ! Very mature ! Sometimes I have received a shout asking me what my problem is ! For the most part I give ratings of less than 10 because I don't feel the pic deserves it ! I am not trying to offend people here or be mean but everyone has their own personal preferences. Someone might put up a picture of themself which they think is absolutely gorgeous. Others might not think so and give them less than 10. Should you get offended at that ? I don't think so. Do you personally know these people
Don't Ask Folder
What part of don't ask do you not understand? For all you lil boy's who asked to be a friend, Because you thought you'd see what was in it. Remove me as a friend, If I wanted you to see what was in it, I would not have made the folder PRIVATE. Stop fuckin asking me to see my private pics the answer is NO, If you don't like it then hey fuckin remove me as a friend I really don't give a good fuck.
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Tampon Vs Condom
A condom tells a tampon, "You always stop my business for a week!" The tampon says, "Yeah but when you f*ck up I lose my job for 9 months!"
Whats Love Got To Do With It?
so look inside right to the core its easy you see because its right on the surface I will never be judged, no, only by one I have been carried threw life by GOD, more often then not He is my savior, and my stomach's in a knot He showed me the way, but I didn't completely listen Now I am somehow to blame for all that I have been missing It felt so good in her arms you see lying there together, looking back at me my soul touched so deep, I can't shake it rocked to the core, no way I could fake it problems come and go as this is life I will never again even think of that knife that was put in my heart and pushed all the way in you mean so much to me, its allmost a sin that is why its been so hard, to come around or even call for I feel so deep, and you think, not at all so many layers inside you see so many thoughts swirling in me I can do nothing but respect and love as I have and allways will and all of the above it hurts so bad, I will have you know I could lay d
**trading Cards**
hung_like_a_wabbit...... ©CEO and Founder of " All Canadian Krew ©"@ fubar if u go to hung_like_a_wabbit's page and rate all of his trading cards pics he will then in return make one for ya!! these are very neat!! check it out!!
Forgotten Writtings
My Baby Girl, The sun shimmered upon the clouds. The brilliant reds and orange glistened amongst the clouds. For a moment peace filled my soul. I felt you. Though you were miles away you watch the sun set his weary body beneath the horizon. You are always there, in my mind and my soul. You surround me and hold me full of life. Your love, heals me, as your smile caresses my being. You are my favorite, my blessing. Though life brings itís disasters and punishment, you alone are my savior. One look at you and I am set free. The luminous nature, of your touch warms me. Thank you for being here. Always. As my angel, my Baby Girl you guide me on my trek through lifeís sorrows and woes. You are amazing, you are beautiful, you are my wife. My shimmering princess, thou hast saved me from my own destruction. You make me whole, together we are one and the same, two hearts that beat as one. A life that shall and can not be tattered nor torn. We, you and me, have every
Great Things To Know
Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples: FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons. TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt. SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on. TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
Realm Of Reign
So I have decided its time to put my skills to work and start creating a portfolio online. Ive decided to pick up some hosting at a decent price so all I have to do is develop the sites and the graphics and then rock the design. Who knows this might get me somewhere beyond retail hell. YAY! I hope to get the site up asap and get some work posted. I am thinking it will be a cool idea and start my own small design business. Sort of get the ball rolling. Ive just been waiting too long on the situation. So last night we have come to the conclusion that Chelsea the cat is one evil cat. She completely tried to kill one of my four ferrets last night. I was so pissed. To top it all off the damn cat enjoys scratching and biting you when you try to show her affection. I think the cat is 24-7 on the cat rag. And she will find your personal belongings and try to destroy them. So I think we are going to end up finding a better place for her. The ferret clan must be protected. I do have
Feel My Heart Yet
The sun sets so boldly on heavy hearts. The light dissipates across the land, And as it seems our life as well. We have fallen apart, together, not separate. The trek of life, has thrown us from our horse Now we wander, aimlessly alone. Through what once was love, we were triumphant. Now our love is merely glue That holds our day to day routine in place. As the darkness consumes us and we battle the beast of burden, We find ourselves fighting as two, not one. We pray that our lives shall return to us. Like a recant memory, that has faded away. Though like a candle our love still burns. The flame has withered to a soldering emptiness. The wolf knocks at our door, asking for more, When we have no more. We have no more love, patience, time or self-worth. Like the sun it has set boldly with in us. The dogs in the village howl, as if they too can feel our pain. We held a rainbow once, and as the colors focused To our eyes, it was gone. As my son lie
First off... I pretty much hate the area I live in. It's a great city and has a lot to offer but it's the climate I dont want anymore. I don't do winter well and I have a problem with snow. The skill set that I have and my work experiences allows me the luxury to live virtually anywhere and make a decent living. My children are all grown up and living life as they see fit. So, basically I am free to do and go where I please. What would please me the most is to go somewhere that I know has a friendly face waiting for my arrival. If that face was I have some friends in my life that are very near and dear to my heart. I won't go into detail but there is a specific place that would make me very happy. As of now this minute... my plans still have a blank to fill in... Ideas? Suggestions? Opinions? Offers?... I have these feelings swallowing me up that I need to put down on paper. I have some wonderful and awesome friends on here that truly do care about me and fo
The Latest
How I feel about health care reform... I am a Republican and I support everything our President has proposed regarding health care reform.† I am also embarrassed and appalled by the behavior of most of my fellow Republicans that were present.† I do not agree with their stand and wants about health care reform.†† Feel free to share†this letter with anyone you desire to share it.† I know where what your stand is on health care reform and what follows is only an accusation to those that do not want substantial reform and strive to maintain the status quo.† I also support the “Public Option” as presented by President Obama.† I also believe that the source of the false accusations are from my own party and the insurance companies and I think our President should be making those accusations and why they are being made however, that probably would not be “good politics”. Some of the current laws for the health care system is in place came to exist for one and only r
Fu Bucks
For My Auntie
Ok for everyone here that doesnt know what has happened this is what is going on... Due to Dawn aka Black Widow/~Hot Momma~ uploading important information yesterday for everyone to see about some certain ppl on here her account, emails and ISP have been blocked so she can no longer come to Fubar...If you would like to get into contact with her just let me know and I will see that its done...She does send out this warning and advice to you all...Watch your backs on here because there are ppl on here that arent who they appear to be or say that they are! She also wants you all to know that she misses you very very very much! Again if you want to get into contact with her just let me know! Im writing this because I am PISSED at the way my Auntie Dawn has been treated by her so called friends! How the hell dare you people! My auntie is there for you guys WHENEVER you need ANYTHING, be it a graphic, someone extra to bomb, a shoulder to cry on or an ear to bitch to. She's there on days that
Fu Married
Soooo The Sexy Little Dead Chick and I wana be fuMarried, but we dont know how to go about it. Someone wana drop me a line and lemmie know if they have a certificate or sumfin:) heh i told her id find us help!
Bottled up inside Are the words I never said. The feelings that I hide, The lines you never read. You can see it in my eyes, Read it on my face: Trapped inside are lies Of the past I can't replace. With memories that linger, Won't seem to go away Why can't I be happier? Today's a brand new day. Yesterday's are over, Even though the hurting's not. Nothing lasts forever, I must cherish what I've got. Don't take my love for granted, For soon it will be gone, All you ever wanted Of the love you thought you'd won. The hurt I'm feeling now Won't disappear overnight. But someway, somehow Everything will turn out all right. No more wishing for the past, It wasn't meant to be. It didn't seem to last, So I have to set him free.
Poems Of Mine !
Should I really tell you my thoughts, I don't think you really want to know . There are people I have meet, that I know have changed my life. Then there are those who take, and don't give anything in return. I think of myself as a good person, so I don't want to hurt their feelings. Then when I finally do speak my mind, they always get upset and defensive. If I weren`t their friends I wouldn`t care at all. Why cant I make them see that? Then they go away mad for days at a time... when we finally do talk, they know where I am coming from! I know I am not right all the time, but I do have a good judge of character. That is why I have the friends I do have. Because I know how to listen, and they know I will be there for them. Isn`t that what friends are for!!!! Ever feel like you just don`t matter anymore, disgraced myself once again and feeling like a whore. I ask my shadow on the ground why you are here, always there to help take away the fear. Alone in my own head such a horribl
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Naughty Quiz
The ULTIMATE NAUGHTY QUIZ! Fill it out and send it to me in a message, and repost to see what people put for you! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Dick/Boob Size: 4. How often do you maturbate? 4 1/2. Have u masterbated to me? 5. Favorite position (s) ? 6. Do you think i'm hot? 7. Would you have sex with me? 8. lights on or off? 9. Would you have to be drunk? 10. Would you take a shower with me? 11. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 12. Would you leave after or stay the night? 13. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 14. Condom or skin? 15. Do you give Oral pleasures? 16. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 17. Have sex on the first date? 18. Would you kiss me during sex? 19. Do you think I would be good in bed? 20. Would u have a 3-some with me? 21. How many times would you like to cum? 22. Would you use me as a booty call? 23. Do you like fore play? 24. What is fore play to you? 25. Can we take picture
If you get contacted by someone thru any sight and they ask you to send them money, DO NOT DO IT, regardless of their sob story.. it is all a lie.. designed at getting your money.... also do NOT send them an e-mail.. with an e-mail they can get your IP address and hack your computer.. gaining access to everything on it.. so if you do you banking on line.. they have free run of your account(s)... Anyone who actually read my mumm knows a friend of mine was contacted by a person like this.. she (luckily) did not fall for this.. She called her local PD and basically there is nothing they can do.. it is not against the law for someone to ask you to send them money.. if you actually send them money then it becomes a crime.. but they can't get your money back.. and they cannot trace these people via their IP because they route themselves thru sooo many different servers it gets lost.. So be smart.. send no one money.. and if they ask block them immediately and don't send e-mails to pe
My Pics
So I know I have to put some pics on my profile. Question is what would you like to see? Do you like face shots, body shots or private parts? Tell me what you like and I'll put it on here. once I figure out how :)
Shit Written By Me
Discontent comes into play. I pray for forgiveness, but this never comes my way. Why the fuck do I pray? Deranged they say I am, I am insane just as they say. I can change, but Ill refrain and stay just as enraged as I am. Distant in memory Created integrity Faults of instability Cremated ashes of insecurity. This is whats made from me; Distant memories of integrated, insecure, instabilities interfering with the creation of creativity. With the thoughts of a blasphemer I stayed away from her No better than them, but I can pretend I am...(cuz I am) An I am deranged as they say I am insane just like they say I am I wont change I will refrain Just to stay as enraged as I am. The sun sets different around me. The rain falls on my face and I embrace the way you looked at me. Difference is the way it all should seem, but when I come to face the failures in front of meÖI seem to seize the moments when I was on top of it all. The leaves fall around me and I am
Love Poems Number 4
He touches me like whispers, his fingers wake my skin, To delicate unspoken words his heart sometimes holds in; Emotions restless on his sleeve, but show themselves in touch, Screams "I love you, trust in me", even in its slightest hush; He touches me like waves, with force then with finesse, I float upon his movements, shipwrecked for caress; He sways me with a passion that I've never felt this deep, I would drown into his arms if in his waters I could sleep; He touches me like magic, without a fingertip at all, A look, a smile from him sends me climbing up love's walls; Skin dancing with impatience, with a need I can't explain, His presence has me squirming with desire's aches and pains; He touches me like habit- like he's been touching me for years, Guides me through a crowded room or holds me when there's tears; As natural and as faithful as a day begins and ends, His touch repeats itself like rhythm as my lover and best friend; Never careless, never angry- always m
What The Hell Is Wrong With People??
I just want to know if it's just me or are people just fucked up........What part of "We are seperated and getting a divorce...I don't want to be with you anymore" do people not understand?????? If we are seperated and living apart......things are over between us....Move the FUCK on!!!! You don't have a right to snoop into my life to try to see what I am doing....If I wanted you to know.....We would still be together....It takes a fucking coward to SNOOP and try to find something that isn't there.......Just because I am online and making friends doesn't mean anything......Online is just that....ONLINE.....I wish people would get a fucking clue.......Quit being a nosy nelly and get over your self........ P.S. This is not about me but about someone VERY close to me....Just had to vent and get it off my chest.....
Christmas Presents
Smokers Den Tonight.
I'm a Father a bouncing babby girl 6 pounds, full head of hair. Born around 7 PM Hold and behold somthing from the past shall appear Something that left me and made me shead tear's Then appears n tells me she loves me and disappears Only to reappear Is this some sick game Your playing with my brain What am to do if it ain't true Did you come online to to flaunt Are here just to taunt You know I love you atleast I think you knew Is this some sick game Your playing with my brain What am to do if it ain't true I asked you to marry me You mad me so happy I wish you could've seen Then you broke my heart and I fell apart Is this some sick game Your playing with my brain What am to do if it ain't true I still think about how you told me That you still loved me But you miles away Yet I want you to be with me every day Is this some sick game Your playing with my brain What am to do if it ain't true DEAD GUY & HALON WANT YOU TO COME OUT TO THE SMOKER
My Journal
July 7. Arrive in Alaska July 8. Go to Fairbanks and the Arctic Circle July 9. Above the Arctic Circle July 10. Head back from the Arctic Circle July 11. Fairbanks July 12. Denali Park July 13. Denali Park July 14. Denali Park July 15. Ride the train from Denali to Anchorage Leave lots of love while I'm gone!!! My sister, Adele, and I took mom to the emergency room Tuesday evening. Took her an hour to use the bathroom at home; she was having trouble catching her breath. Upon arrival, her oxygen level was 60 and it should be over 90. After many tests, they concluded she has pneumonia coupled with congestive heart failure, but the CHF wasn't really a real issue as opposed to the pneumonia. They gave her oxygen using a mask but also did it using the nose piece. She couldn't maintain oxygen level over 90 with the nose piece so she was admitted to ICU using the mask. They said she may just be in ICU for 12 ho
Tracey's Place...
Bubbly - Colbie Caillat I've been awake for a while now you've got me feelin like a child now cause every time I see your bubbly face I get the tinglies in a silly place It starts in my toes and I crinkle my nose where ever it goes I always know that you make me smile please stay for a while now just take your time where ever you go The rain is fallin on my window pane but we are hidin in a safer place under covers stayin safe (*) and warm you give me feelins that I adore It starts in my toes make me crinkle my nose where ever it goes i always know that you make me smile please stay for a while now just take your time where ever you go What am I gonna say when you make me feel this way I just........mmmmmm It starts in my toes make me crinkle my nose where ever it goes i always know that you make me smile please stay for a while now just take your time where ever you go I've been asleep for a while now You tucked me in just like a chi
Us Friends- Help Needed
As some of you may already know (Te, Tom & Troy - ohhh the 3 T's lol. I am visiting the States for 2/3 months next year. I will be spending alot of time in Washington State but now plan to travel over to the East Coast too. If you guys have any recommendations of places to visit/things to see etc I would be really grateful if you could email me either here on Fu or using email I'm so looking forward to it & want to get the most outta the trip as poss So far plans include Seattle & surrounding areas/New York/Memphis/Vegas & LA - plus Thanks alot - Hugs to you all Stay Safe and remember Live, Laugh, Love :D
Just Found Out Today That Im Going To Be A Grandma. Boy Now I Feel Old. I Cant Blame My Son He Will Be 28 In July. Congrats Shane And Ashley.
Happy Friday Everyone
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Updates! We Know You Love Em
Item one - Pictures - Since sunday, there have been 4 albums added. One is thanksgiving, one is a neo (club) album (think: girls kissing), one is my family at the ocean... and the last is copies of all the comments that i've made in the past couple months. Granted the comments aren't as sexy as the ones you can get from other sites, but please if you want to use them, take them, make me feel pretty lol Blogs: nothing much aside from promotions Mumms: plenty of mumms, feel free to read back through the expireds to see what i've been contemplating lately, as well as the upcoming contest. Stash - ok i'm a fuckin slacker Last but SOOOO FUCKING NOT LEAST: The lounge... I would encourage ALL of you that wish to talk to me to join this lounge. i am the owner of it and i will be inside the lounge whenever i'm online... i'd love for you to meet my other friends, i love them all for a reason, and you should too! Click the banner for the lounge! Please stop in and sub
Its a baby not a choiceĘĺ In September 1993, Brenda Pratt Shafer, a registered nurse with thirteen years of experience, was assigned by her nursing agency to an abortion clinic. Since Nurse Shafer considered herself "very pro-choice," she didn't think this assignment would be a problem. She was wrong. This is what Nurse Shafer saw: "I stood at the doctor's side and watched him perform a partial-birth abortion on a woman who was six months pregnant. The baby's heartbeat was clearly visible on the ultrasound screen. The doctor delivered the baby's body and arms, everything but his little head. The baby's body was moving. His little fingers were clasping together. He was kicking his feet. The doctor took a pair of scissors and inserted them into the back of the baby's head, and the baby's arms jerked out in a flinch, a startle reaction, like a baby does when he thinks that he might fall. Then the doctor opened the scissors up. Then he stuck the high-powered suction tube into the ho
Oye My Brain!
Alright kids, time for another episode of whatís in my brain. Todayís episode is going to tackle a tough subject, religion. Iím not trying to be a scrooge, but I really hate this time of year. I swear, the crap for Christmas comes out in the stores before Halloween now, wtf! And because Christmas is a religious holiday, itís kind of pushy if you ask me. I mean, really. Itís scary to think of the non-Christian population out there rolling there eyes every time a Christmas song runs over the MUSAC in Wal-Mart. Iím a Christian, (even though I hate labels) and I hate it. Anyway, didnít mean to tangent on you there. Where were we? Oh yes, religion, lol. I think a lot of the real issues in this world are centered on religion. Whatever religions those may be. How many wars have been fought over the God you believed in? What a minute, thou shalt not kill. Hmmmm, but if you donít become a Christian, we are going to kill you. Yeah, Iím sure JC is real proud, lol. I donít have all the answers
have a gr8 weekend everyone
Dying Regret Plays The Gypsy Lounge Tonight!
Hi FuFreaks, Dying Regret is playing with a few of our friends at The Gypsy Lounge tonight. We expect to play at around 9PM. Should be a sick show! See the e-flyer below for more info... Hope to see you all there! Please be sure to say "hi" if you do go! Thanks, Ace
THIS IS A GUY WHO LEFT ME A SHOUT THAT WAS NOT COOL YOU MIGHT WANT TO BLOCK HIM . ->the radiom...: excuse me –ń—G»ģô~«l...: hey there the radiom...: pussy the radioman@ fubar THANKS FOR READING
Ice Cream
ice cream do you like ice cream?
I am very upset at the school system in my city. Everything has gotten out of control with fear so much so that they have no tolerance for anything. If a kid looks at another kid the wrong way, oh...he is suspended. That is just about how bad it has become. I am really pissed off and my husband is pissed off even more! I got a phone call from a teacher at Christopher's school. She is acting Principal today because the principal is out sick today. She tells me that Christopher has been suspended for 2 days for hitting another boy in the mouth and made his mouth bleed. Now it sounds bad but this is what happened. Chris and a bunch of other boys were play fighting and this kid got hurt. They were playing and it was an accident. The kid that got hurt was the one that started hitting other boys to begin with. So she tells me that she has no other choice but to suspend Christopher. I called Peter to tell him this and he called the school and ripped that woman's head off over
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Oreo Cokies
how do you eat your Oreo cookies
Time is of the essence within my realm. Time is a wasted energy being alone. But alas even time stands still for a moment. Offering tribute perhaps? Who knows? In the vampire realm Time is of the essence Time is everything Time is wasted on eternity being alone. Senseless really. So what if time stood still Can mortality handle it? Can immortality handle it? Only Time knows the answer. Time...Tick Tock Tick Tock Time...To Countdown on our lives. Time...To Spend every waking moment we may have left Time...Tick Tock Tick Tock
Stupid People
I just lost all my commenting priviledges on fubar today, and I'm PISSED. And I do mean ALL...I can't even leave a comment on a friend's profile or blog, nor on my own friends-only mumms! The worst part is that the COWARD who did it to me won't tell me they did it or why, and didn't give me a changce to retract it, change it, or apologize before zapping me. Now I ask you: Is that any way to behave? Fush yu, mang. The bouncers simply say it was ADMIN and point me toward the fubar TOS... which others violate with impunity every day. So why single me out? My guess is it's because I dared to scoff at the "no fakes" bullshit one too many times. But seriously, if I want to use a default photo that's not myself, say an actor or a cartoon character, where is the harm? I always add a disclaimer right at the top of my ABOUT ME section when I do so. It's just for fun, not to get points. I don't give a shit about fu-points! I'm just here for the laughs. Anway, if the louse who did this
I See Things More Clearly Now...
I have meet a few people on here that I didn't quite understand their reaction to me. Some just met me in passing and some met me due to friends I know here and just from life. But the thing was there were people that took to me and were fun and lively to talk to. I enjoy a good lifely conversation so I appriciated that very much. But then there are some who started out nice and now have kinda started treating me disrespectfully. I don't like or appricate that at all. My confusion was in the fact that I always trust people and who they say tthey are until they turn on me. Then that trust dissapears into the night ancd sometimes is forever lost. I like to think that people will always be themselves with me. But if for some reason you know you are not going to or you are just unwilling too or don't know how to, please give me the curtousy of just not contacting me at all. as i do not have the time nor the energy for childish games, I haven't been a child for a while and I don't
"30 Things Guys Should Know About Women."
yes...actually written by a guy! please feel free to add to this list(guys and girls) cause somewhere along the way the "rulebook" got misplaced and we've been fucking up our relationships ever since... Women.. Don't you wish all men where this smart to dating? 1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at her house...she runs around in her underwear just like we do. 2. DON'T CHEAT ON HER. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, she WILL find out and you will be mud. Isn't she worth more? 3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat. 4. Never miss an opportunity to tell her she's beautiful. She just wants to be perfect for you. 5. Don't refuse to kiss her in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's just because they're jealous. 6. If she slaps you hard, you deserved it. Deal with it.
My Feelings About Love...
I find myself lost as of late...emotionally...So many many different decisions and choices...I want all of you to know something about me...I am a real... romantic... guy when I am not trying to be James Dean... I am not a giggalo...or a player type some of you might believe I am...If I had talked to you it was because I truly want to get to know you...I work as a Bartender & a stripper in a few clubs now...I did it mainly because I wanted a job where I could socialize because before I was slaving my life away for a lackluster hustler while trying to get back into school...Now that I am in the clubs and bars where I should be because of my "Rockstar" mentality...I thought meeting women would be easier...when truly it is more difficult...I am an outgoing person... I figure without great risk there is no great reward...I got some Rap about me... Looks didn't pass me by...But most of the time... I get numbers from the wrong hunnies for's with boyfriends at home...or i
Rude Customer
For all Employees Who Work with Rude Customers An award should go to the Westjet gate attendant in Kelowna some 12 months ago for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. A crowded flight was cancelled after Westjet's 767s had been withdrawn from service. A single attendant was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, 'I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS'. The attendant replied, 'I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out.' The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, 'DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?' Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: 'May I have yo
Tryin To Keep Your Hard Earned Money Outta "popos:" Hands.lmao:p
SPEEDING: > > > > > > GOOD > > > > Madison, WI policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't > > getting many. Then he discovered the problem- a 12-year-old boy was > > standing > > up the road with a hand painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD'. The > > officer also found the boy had an accomplice who was a bit further down > > the > > road, from him with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money. (And > > we > > used to just sell lemonade!) > > > > BETTER > > > > A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated > > radar post in La Crosse, WI. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being a > > smart ass, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police > > responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs. > > > > BEST > > > > A Young woman was pulled over for speeding. A State Trooper walked to her > > car > > window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, 'I bet you are going to > > sell > > me
Tonight as I struggle to sleep All I can do is think of you Wanting to hold you in my arms And make sweet love to you. Tears slowly cloud my world As I hold my pillow tight Wishing you were beside me To make things right. I cry myself to sleep Having dreams of you You lying beside me And cuddling me too. We looked into each other's eyes And that's all it took A night of passionate love We could have wrote a book. I've never felt more loved Than I did this one night It was just perfect And things felt so right. Then I felt my pillow damp The tears had fell like rain I realized you weren't there Then I felt the pain. Once again, Only a dream That had seemed so real The tears now unbearable Will my Heart ever heal?
Big Sale
It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale (and some advertising in the local paper) were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8:30, the store's opening time, in front of the store. A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back, amid loud and colorful curse. On the man's second attempt, he was punched square in the jaw, and knocked around a bit, and then thrown at the end of the line again. As he got up, he said to the person at the end of the line, "That does it! If they hit me one more time, I won't open the store!"
Just Give Me A Shout.
give me a shout to visit your page and i will visit it as soon as i get the chance. i have many friends, and a verry lousy memmory. please donot think that i am doing it purposely. i will make it my first priority to visit your page for all those who contact me and tell me to.
perry it has been one whole mouth since you died and i miss you so much buddy i miss seeing you and talking to you your my best friend and always will be i know i will see you when i die but it will seem like for ever till then i love you man and i can't even say in words what it is like with out you here rest in peace perry i love you and all ways will your in my heart till the end of my days
Getting My Musical Freak On.woot
Naughty Quiz
The ULTIMATE NAUGHTY QUIZ! Fill it out and send it to me in a message, and repost to see what people put for you! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Dick/Boob Size: 4. Favorite position (s) ? 5. Do you think i'm hot? 6. Would you have sex with me? 7. lights on or off? 8. Would you have to be drunk? 9. Would you take a shower with me? 10. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 11. Would you leave after or stay the night? 12. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 13. Condom or skin? 14. Do you give Oral pleasures? 15. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 16. Have sex on the first date? 17. Would you kiss me during sex? 18. Do you think I would be good in bed? 19. Would u have a 3-some with me? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Would you send me nude pics if I gave you my email
Same Crap, Different Day
the is my first blog and probably my last. i just thought i would vent some stuff, in the hopes that i would feel better. first of all i am getting very tired of men wanting me to dominate them. get some balls. second, i am tired of fighting for everything that i have. i work really hard and i take really good care of my kids, i still have to prove myself every freakin day. why i ask? for people who do not give a shit if i live or die. my stress level is thur the roof i feel like i can not breathe. every time i get ahead something happens to push me back. and the crap starts all over again. just once i wish i could lay back and watch someone else do the worring and the stressing. when can i enjoy my life? all work and no play makes for a very dull life. i know just i am living it. i am not the smartest or prettiest woman in the world but damn it i am me and i want to enjoy it. i have so much to give and no one to accept it. i am at my ropes end and i do not have a net to catch me. i do
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Blonde On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
A blond named Barbara appeared on Who Wants to be a Millionaire.... Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far, $500,000 and one lifeline left--phone a friend. The next question will give you the first ever million dollars if you get it right.... but if you get it wrong you will drop back to $32,000...are you ready?" Barbara: "Sure I'll have a go." Regis: "Which of the following birds does not build its own nest? Is it... A-Robin, B-Sparrow, C-Cuckoo or D-Thrush Remember, Barbara, it's worth 1 million dollars." Barbara: "Oh, gees, that's simple.... itís a cuckoo." Regis: "You're sure? You can stick on $500,000 or play on for the million." Barbara: "I want to play; I'll go with C-Cuckoo." Regis: "Is that your final answer?" Barbara: "It is" Regis: "Are you confident?" Barbara: "Absolutely" Regis: "Barbara, you had $500,000 and you said C-Cuckoo.'re right! You have just won 1 MILLION DOLLARS!!!! Here is your check. You have been a great contestant and a real g
Another Day In The Life
So, I finally got my new MacBook last weekend, and for all of you that have a Windoze machine, i believe it's time for all of you to switch. Mac computers are so much more user-friendly, and are less prone to viruses than a Windows computer, since most hackers write programs for...*gasp* Windows! Think about it...let it simmer. Ok, you good? Gonna go out and buy a Mac this weekend now? Good... As always, feel free to comment. :) I like hearing what y'all have to say. Keep flyin', Phoenix So, I just got back from watching The GOlden Compass, and I have to say something: ALL THE OVER-RELIGIOUS ZEALOTS WHO SAY THIS MOVIE HAS ATHEIST OVERTONES NEEDS TO GO ROT IN THEIR OWN PERSONAL HELL! I am sick of reading all the crap on the internet about how the Catholic church saying this movie is going to teach atheism to little kids! They should just sit down, and watch the damned movie, and get their own opinion, instead of what someone tells them! Isn't that what this country was for
Science Answers From Kids
Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists. Q: How is dew formed? A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire. Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? A: Keep it in the cow. Q: What causes the tides in the oceans? A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight. Q: What are steroids? A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs. Q: What happens to your body as you age? A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental. Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? A: He says good-bye to his boyhood
Come On In
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Behcet's Disease
Where did I leave off??? I think that I had just been diagnosed and got such a caring response from my (adoptive) Mother. Well now after a few years I met my husband, got married and started with my first child. We moved to Florida...big mistake as we found out later. For humidity and stress were the main factors in activation of my behcet's disease. But I had not found that out yet. I was constantly getting sick and felt miserable all the time. We used to joke that he should just take me out to pasture and shoot me. Always being sick can really put a damper on any type of life, whether it be love or family life. I actually got more sores in the genital area in Florida. I always got sick but never could find anything. I have always gotten severe headaches and major mood swings from being sick and tired of being sick and tired. Later we moved to Fallon where it was a more arid climate. I actually felt pretty good there. Then whenever we would visit his parent's in Hi
How can we win? The first thing we need to do is start using a little different language when it comes to our fight with the current governmental status of "drugs." The use of the word "drugs" is pretty loaded. Let's face it, the public has been effectively (although patchy and somewhat faltering) brainwashed that drugs are "evil, wicked, mean and nasty." We need to use different terms. Like when I am discussing the entheogens that we use for spiritual reasons I call them "sacraments." In a population where 90% believe in a Deity and 80% that considers themselves to be religious and 70% that pray at least occasionally, who would be opposed to someone taking the sacraments? Tell the Catholics they can't have their wine and wafers and see what war that would begin. This is a little harder to do with things like cocaine, speeds, heroin, and the other various chemicals that definitely not only have stigmas surrounding them but definite medical and social problems surrounding them
Lounge Names
Ok I am debating on what to call my lounge I want to start. My choices are Tazz's Tiki Hut or Tazz's Express Yourself Lounge. I would love it if you all could give me input on which one would be coller to call it
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Hot Fudge Sundae
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CLEARWATER, Fla. - Evel Knievel, the red-white-and-blue-spangled motorcycle daredevil whose jumps over Greyhound buses, live sharks and Idaho's Snake River Canyon made him an international icon in the 1970s, died Friday. He was 69. ADVERTISEMENT Knievel's death was confirmed by his granddaughter, Krysten Knievel. He had been in failing health for years, suffering from diabetes and pulmonary fibrosis, an incurable condition that scarred his lungs. Knievel had undergone a liver transplant in 1999 after nearly dying of hepatitis C, likely contracted through a blood transfusion after one of his bone-shattering spills. Immortalized in the Washington's Smithsonian Institution as "America's Legendary Daredevil," Knievel was best known for a failed 1974 attempt to jump Snake River Canyon on a rocket-powered cycle and a spectacular crash at Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas. He suffered nearly 40 broken bones before he retired in 1980. Though Knievel dropped off the pop culture radar in
Lets Have Some Fun
NAUGHTY APPLiCATiON" ***Best one will get a reply*** 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like foreplay? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
Holiday Stuff
Scroll down and you'll see Santa's willy!! | * | * | * | * | * | * | * | * | * | * | * | * | * | * | * V For God's sake.........Act your age........there is no Santa !! If you see a fat man... who's jolly and cute... wearing a beard and a red flannel suit... and if he's
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Knocking At My Door!
I spent two years in Vietnam. My job as platoon Sgt. was to lead LRRP. THey could last from 4 to 8 days or more depending on the orders. For my brothers out there, They will know what I speak of. For others it stands forLon Range Recon Patrole. After my first patrole and haveing lost a third of my men, I returned to my base and sat and wrote this poem. "Death is knocking at my door" It feels as though death is near, and my life, It does'nt seem so clear. I think of things I should have done, and wonder where our lives have gone! I dwell upon the past, That's true, about the things I've thought to do. I see my life as it should have been, and shake at what I see and grin. Could GOD have something in mind for me? Something I haven't been able to see. Now death is knocking at my door. I feel it burning at my core. My energy is flowing, I can feel it pour. It's flowing like water on the floor. I have little time to tell you more, Because death is now
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Bruces Blog
hello my day was kind of borin igot up at 4am left to drive to work at 5am it takes me 40 min to drive to work im a robotic welder we make parts for honda it went by pretty fast relly only 8hours today ihave to work tommorrow to we work alot of over time im off sunday ithink il try to do everything ican in one day any ladies that want to add me and have yahoo add me thursday was a bad day iworked till 430pm like ialways do then idrove to bank here in springfield ohio just as a was leavin a ladie comes flyin up on a cell phone and runs into me she got out and said you hit my car she had been drinkn icalled cops they said they would come out so we could exchange insurance info here in ohio on a private lot no report is takin nothin its abunch of shit now ihave to have my insurance fix it then they will raise mine just because of this bull shit law bandit my 11 year old pitbull has been very sick cant cant breath at night hes gona be 12 june 3 he struggles for
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Shattered Edge
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Dear Neil, I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a leprechaun. I think I realized it that night you picked your nose at the mental hospital and I saw you put whipped cream on my salt-beef bucket. I'm sure you're slutty enought to understand that your smell makes me vomit. I'm returning your nose hair clippers to you, but I'll keep your mom as a memory. You should also know that I am better off without you and thanks for the cocaine. Best of luck on the sex change, Amy Dear , I don'​t reall​y know how to tell you this,​ but (1). I think​ I reali​zed it (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you'​re (6) enoug​h to under​stand​ (7). I'm retur​ning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memor​y.​ You shoul​d also know that I (10) and (​11)​.​ (​12)​,​ (​Your name)​ 1) What'​s the color​ of your shirt
Bad Day
I had a really shitty day. Work was slow then got out of my car to come in the house and noticed that someone backed or pulled into my new car pushing in the license plate and making a tear (small) in the bumper on the right hand corner. I have no idea when or who did it. So now not only do I have to get it licensed but i have to get it fixed. Took it one place and it's going to cost 975 to get it fixed and its a tiny spot! This so sux ass. I understand why they did take off I wouldnt wanna have to pay to get it fixed either but Shit! Its Christmas Doesnt anyone have a soul anymore? Sorry If Im bitching like I said bad day lol. Just thought Id blog about it thought it might help to know whats going on with me. Bastards!!!! lol
Mood-altering Hormones In Semen Could Make Women Happier
Women who were directly exposed to their partners' semen were less depressed, researchers have found. The researchers came to the conclusion after looking at almost 300 female students who were divided into groups depending on how often their partners wore condoms. Psychologist Gordon Gallup of the State University of New York led the research team, which used a standard psychological questionnaire to assess how happy the women were. Researchers warn people should practise safe sex Gallup warned his findings should not discourage people from practising safe sex, because the risks of an unwanted pregnancy or sexually transmitted disease offset any possible effects on mood. On average, the researchers found women whose partners never used condoms were the happiest. Those who used condoms sometimes came in second. The least happy women were those whose partners always used or usually used condoms. Women who weren't having sex scored in between the always and usual
Seven Souls
The essence of who we are comes with wisdom. Wisdom unlocks our limitless potential. We seek inspiration in our life. Our search takes us down paths that lead to wisdom. Knowledge and self-reflection revel our true selves. Self-reflection leads to understanding our life's journey. The journey strengthens and validates us. We gain power to create our own inspiration and to honor it. This is our Seven Souls...
Just Thoughts!!!
Me and my best friend were out the other day when he called his daughter's school and asked when her Christmas play was, the lady that answered the phone told him that there wasn't a Christmas play but there would be a holiday program. Hmmmmm, Holiday program? Well I wasn't born here in the states cuz I was in a military family but we still celebrated Christmas. I am down with all the other things that go on during the season but Christmas has always been a tradition not holidays. Even a few years ago big corporations changed their slogans from Merry Christmas to Happy Holidays which was still quite upsetting due to the traditions and values that even I myself grew up to. Does anyone else fell the same? I mean we all have our family traditions but now to say that calling it Christmas is politically correct not to upset others, isn't that taking away the choice that we have to celebrate? Sorry if this upsets anyone but I'm not knocking on the other things that others have to celebrate c
Hi To Everyone .
Hello Today is no special day and I have no particular reason for writing to you. I have no news to tell you.... nor any problems to discuss with you.... or gossip to tell you... It's only one of those happy moments... when I thought of you... and I would like to share these thoughts with you... MANY SMILES BEGIN BECAUSE OF ANOTHER SMILE... Have A good day . Tom Hello to everybody . I want to say I'm sorry for not being around much this week . I've been busy helping a friend doing a remodel on her house , And have been starting early and by the time I get home I'm beat . And have not been checking back in . I will get back to all of you that have rated added and left me comments in the last few days , Again thank you for understanding . I hope everyone has a great weekend . Thank you . luv you all , Tom
Australia Trip
In between stops on the boat we spent a couple of days in Cairns. Cairns is in the NE corner of Australia in the state of Queensland. It is in a tropical rain forest and has the weather to prove it. Being summer, it was hot and humid. While we were there, we did an awesome tour, the skyrail and aboriginal cultural park Lets start by saying that the views from this gondola are breathtaking. First coming down into Cairns, then of Barron Falls, and then up into Kuranda. In Kuranda, we went over and did pictures with the Koalas and fed the Kangaroos. I also bought and original piece of aboriginal art work of a dolphin. The Aboriginal park told the stories of the natives. Their stories have universal themes that you find in Judeo-Christian beliefs as well. Also found out how to make and play a diggerdoo. Cairns was a wonderful little town, full of backpackers on holiday. Not at all what I expected in Australia. The one downside to my trip was

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