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Muay Thai Wanna Be
There is NOTHING more I love then seeing cocky bastards who think they know Muay_Thai inside out. For the most part 99% of people who train in Muay_Thai are training using techniques that are designed so they won't hurt themselves or their training partner and almost ALL OF the techniques are based around RULES... These guys don't have a clue what is coming at them... Those of us "insiders" have been using these potentially DEVASTATING Muay_Thai secret techniques and literally turning these "Know It All" Muay_Thai training junkies into crying little babies within SECONDS of a fight or sparing match... I have literally witnessed A GROWN MAN SQUEAL LIKE A PIG in pain from just ONE Knee.. (Actually many gurus and many of times...)
What Should Have Been
Recalling the past things the would have been my emotions stepped out like my silent twin silence enduring i cant hold it no more shredding my heart in a whispering war whispering tears drown out questions glance exchange from eye to eye I was once you you were once me we were once one united yet free
My Empty Life
Why does my soul hold on to this pointless life no good ever comes only pain and hurt are all that i ever feel all these scars i bare overlay day after day year after year love is just a mirage always seeing it, but never able to attain no matter what i do nothing ever changes just a new wound and more pain my heart, soul, and mind left staind beyond repair....
Pledge
no words can ever define the feeling of when we kiss warmth of our embrace & your sweet hand on my face that smile, and those eyes melts my very soul never a love, this perfect has yet or will ever be as true or as strong as ours....
My Friend
heres something i think is very beautiful.. my friend chris mosley made about our friendship.. hes soo awesome.. after reading this go check him out and show him love ok.. luv ya.. muah n hugggssss..his link it at the bottom of this... our frienship is like a a small flutering bee flying throught the cold misty air looking for somewhere safe to land out of the wipping wind and the cold mist of day. finding its way to a beautiful fully nectered red rose with moisture on its soft fluffy red petals the bee lands. knowing its safe from the dark cold mist of air around him that then the are able to feel as one the frightened bee and the beautiul red rose wich sits there not really doing anything as it may seems but yet its warmth of safety enlightening the bee, its soft petals embracing the bees comfort, and its beautiful color showing the bee that beauty is more than just the outside but the inside. as the now fully calmed and loving safe bee sits there hopes and prayes to never leave t
Lifes Journey
Lifes journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well presevered body but rather to skid in sideways totally worn out shouting "HOLY SHIT " WHAT A RIDE!!!
Always Remember
Always Remember Always remember to forget The things that made you sad But never forget to remember The things that made you glad. Always remember to forget The friends that proved untrue. But don't forget to remember Those that have stuck by you. Always remember to forget The troubles that have passed away. But never forget to remember The blessings that come each day.
Random
I've been gone from this site for too long. Things'll change once they start to settle down over here. Still love you guys. Disclaimer: FBR is a label owned by the devil himself and he's got something against me. I swear it. No really. I've had tickets to see Panic! At the Disco twice and something came up and lost both sets. Last time FOB was in town, I couldn't get tickets then we just happened to be on the free way above the Marquee the night OF the concert. Say hai to pete in the parking lot from the freeway! Everything seemed to be heading in that direction again, which is why I'll start with all the problems we ran into. Also, pics from a different concert, but same set up. clothes and all. Problem 1: Time zones. We all went out of town for Thanksgiving. The concert date: 25th of September, 7pm. Justin and Vicky had an appointment with the wedding venue out in Orange, CA at 10:30 (11:30 local time). They didn't get out until 2pm local time. It takes at least seven hours
The Morning After Reality
The Morning After Reality Can someone in all honesty fall in love with someone and know in there heart and in there mind that it will never happen. Can two souls be so alike.. being in total sincronicity with one another ..knowing that just a single kiss could ruin this. Why do complications of the heart always fog the better of ones judgment .. is it the lack or reason or thought .. can love have purpose other then just the common thread that we all see it as .. Why can loving someone have such larger meaning and devotion yet cant. What is truly love.. a thought or a concept of what happiness is. When does happiness become love, just the simple questions one never thinks yet alone asks .. Just thinking... No matter how tough and strong you think you are, there is something or someone that brings you to your senses. My day started normal for the most part today, then something strange happened. I sudden wave of sadness came over me. I was thinking of a time I had spent
Blast
want a 1 day blast? hit the pic below drop 400 comments...fu mail the host that you did...and you get a 1 day blast offer is good today only...11-27-2007
Torn Hearts!
Oh i just need to know You love me and need me before I break another's heart forever. He saved my tortured soul. He made my heart sing. He protected me. He loved me. Oh i just need to know I'm making the right decision He's been my life for a year. He took away my sadness and sorrow. He understood all my moods. He took away all my pain. He loved me. Oh i just need to know you want my heart and soul no turning back once i give you those completely. He left me lonely an free. He looked back why? He hurt me again. He is gone. Oh i just need to know I'm making the right decision,before I break his heart forever.
Re-arranging Albums
Im in the middle of Re-arranging my albums at the moment, with a lot of them been deleted, if anybody wants to snag any of the graphics I have done, please do so within the next couple of days Thanks
Monkey!
So i was mulling something over at "work" the other day with a couple people and I have decided that there is something missing from our military. Monkeys With Knives It would be great on so many levels. In the first place, it would be cheap. Feeding, arming and training monkeys would be alot less expensive than feeding arming and training humans. Most humans are as smart as monkeys anyway. And its in tune with the military's work to unman the front lines. But best of all, it would piss PETA the fuck off and thats always a nice bonus. You take a bunch of spider monkeys and give them a couple knives. Train them to be psycotic, and for an extra psycological warfare bonus, give them a little clown hat and a little tingly sivler bell on their tails. Fly them over the warzone, and kick them the fuck out of the plane. No need for parachutes because they are monkeys. They can grab a branch or something on the way down and be fine. Then they kill everything. The bonus i
Clothes
Sooo Ive been slowly gathering things to make this kickass Nurse Costume Ive been thinking about/wanting. So far... This is the white corset top. The trim around the top has little roses/flowers. Im planning on sewing a small red glass bead into each flower, so there will be small red light beading around the top. Im thinking about doing something with either red where the boneing goes up and down or doing a red medical + where each breast goes. The skirt im still undecided about. But I bought these sweet ass boots, and my roomie says i should wear one red and one white with my costume. whatcha think so far?
To Be Leveled
a little help plz 1200 to go ViciousVamp~Stiletto Girl~Club F.A.R. Member~@ fubar please for her she is less than 10000 Aubrie ~Stiletto Girl~@ fubar if yu can help TY she is 13.000 to henchmann
Games People Play
Where do we go from here now that all other children are growin up And how do we spend our lives if theres noone to lend us a hand I dont wanna live here no more, I dont wanna stay Aint gonna spend the rest of my life, quietly fading away Games people play, you take it or you leave it Things that they say, honor brite If I promise you the moon and the stars, would you believe it Games people play in the middle of the night Where do we go from here now that all of the children have grown up And how do we spend our lives knowin nobody gives us a damn I dont wanna live here no more, I dont wanna stay Aint gonna spend the rest of my life, quietly fading away Games people play, you take it or you leave it Things that they say, just dont make it right If Im telling you the truth right now, do you believe it Games people play in the middle of the night Games people play, you take it or you leave it Things that they say, honor brite If I promise you the moon and t
The Confederate Flag Poem
The hands of our women made it, Baptized in our mother tears, And drenched with blood of our kindred With hope for those four long years, Across vale and plain we watched it While the tide of battled rolled, And with streaming eyes have we followed The wave of each soft silken fol. As high over our hosts it floated, Through dust and din of the fight, We could catch the glint of spearhead And the flash of crimson light; Whilethe blood of men who bore it Flowed fast on the reddened plain, And our cry went up in anguish To our God for our martyred slain. And we went and watched and waited By our lonely household fire, For the mother gave her firstborn And the daughter gave her sire, But the wife sent forth her husband The maiden her lover sweet, And hearts kept time in the silence To the rhythmic tread of their feet. As they marched o'er vale and mountains, While our banners rose and fell, Though victory often crown
Wisdom
THE WORTH OF A WOMAN One Flaw In Women (you will see what it is in the end) Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take 'no' for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and color
Bad Guys Vs. Good Guys
Ok so lately i have been hearing alot of things about how the good guys are tired of "finishing last". I have always heard this but lately it seems that my guys friends not only on here but also in my "rel life" have been having more problems than usual. It really got me to thinking about the whole good guys vs. bad guys topic. Do girls really always fall for the bad boys? and then once they have fallen for the bad boys do we always go crying to our good guy friends about what a dick our BF is? ....I know that i want a good guy, not just as a friend but as a signifigant other. My problem lies in the fact that I am very much attracted to the good guys, but it seems like the feelings are never returned. So what am i left with? You got it, the jerks that all they seem to want is sex. I have dated my fair share of these types of guys and I can say in all honesty that I am totally over my whole Bad Boys are hot stage. .....So for all those good guys out there dont give up, because the
I Hate It When You Wont Talk To Me !
talk to me please i need you love you lil sister angelee
Happy Tuesday Everyone
happy Tuesday everyone
Random Stuff..
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Total Chaos
Nfl Cheerleader Shots!
Damn Straight
People with black eyes spend the shortest time in relationships except for the one with their current addiction. They always fall in love with anything that has two legs, a pulse.They are great kissers----until they vomit all over you.. If you dont repost this and you have black eyes you will either O.D., spend the night in jail, or wake up next to some weird guy you've never seen before within the next 2 days. _________________________________________________________ Blue Eyes
Im Sorry
i bet NO guys will repost this ;i'm sorry i'm sorry if i'm not pretty enough to be "your girl"i'm sorry that i don't want to have sex every minute of the day.i'm sorry that i'm not a playboy bunny so i can act like a pornstar for you.i'm sorry if i don't have a dream body that turns you on.i'm sorry if i won't drop down to my knees to get you to like me.i'm sorry if my hair isn't long enough.i'm sorry if i'm not the "hottest" girl you've ever seen.i'm sorry if loving you isn't enough.i'm sorry if being your friend through thick and thin makes no difference.i'm sorry that i try my best to get you to like me, but then get hurt. but most of all; i'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are. and i'm sorry that most guys will read this and post it and may agree with it but after 5 minutes they forget about it and do the same thing all over again. GUYS! just think about it, about how you treat girls.If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry
Abaddon Vidoe Blog
Cell Phones Cook a Steak - The funniest home videos are here
Friends And Family
Hi all! Well, it's getting near that time again! Time to go through my list find out who are true friends. For those of you who keep in contact with me, you ARE a true friend and I love you all! For those, who, by the way, will probably not read this blog, are not true friends, please read the "about me" section in my profile. My list is becoming unmanageable again in that I can't get through the entire list to send comments to my true friends. Sooooooooo, if you want to stay as a friend, please read it and if you want, make the decision to stay on the list by doing what it asks, or make the decision to either delete yourself or allow me to do it! Thanks for your time!
This Is To All The Stalkers
here are the 12 FUCK YOU's of Myspace and Fubar..... lol this is tooooo funny and the bottom goes out to someone who is noone special lmao Fuck you number ONE OK PEOPLE STOP POSTING GOODNIGHTS ON MYSPACE and Fubar. ITS NOT LIKE MYSPACE and Fubar IS UR FUCKING HUSBAND OR WIFE TO SAY GOOD NIGHT DUMB ASS. Fuck You number TWO There is NO SUCH THING as a MySpace and Fubar Tracker. It does NOT exist. So quit posting stupid bulletins like "OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!" No, it doesn't. Fuck You number THREE To the people who have like 25,000 friends; Are you fucking serious? You're stupid. Go play in traffic. Fuck you number FOUR Don't ever post pictures and say: "OMG, I'm so ugly" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. If you do you're a fucking moron. Fuck you number FIVE NOBODY cares about threats over the internet, so don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the Special Olympics; Even if you win, you're still re
Pictures
im going to be taking new photos, let me know what type of photos you want to see of me so i can put em up thanks
Some Funny Lines^^
Some funny lines ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy ******** OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime ******** SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. ******** GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. ******** HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love
Need Help
in need of bartender's,promoter,bouncer's,and maniagers if you would like to be part of the staff please aply within. Bring your friends on 11/27 till 11/30 from 7pm till 9pm and drinks are on me come and have some fun and meet new people make new friends.
Blast Contest!
Who doesn’t love blasts? Here’s your chance to get one!!!! FOR FREE!!! @~@Sydney@~@ is having a kick ass contest!!! You’re gonna want to get in on this one!!! Here’s the deal: You have 3 options. You must tell Sydney BEFORE the contest starts which one you are going for. FIRST PERSON IN EACH LEVEL 30,000 comments = 1 week blast 20,000 comments = 3 day blast 10,000 comments = 1 day blast. Its that simple but here are a few more simple rules: Picture must be of yourself and safe for work. And comments but be safe for work as well. Obviously comment bombing is allowed. You can only win one blast No drama. No bitching and no being mean to anyone involved….Sydney reserves the right to disqualify you if she feels it is necessary no matter where you are at in the contest. Its Sydney’s page show respect. CONTACT @~@ sydney@~@@ fubar
My Heros!!
Darkest Pleasure
Darkest Pleasure Hope is not here within the darkest of sin, it is just a fool man wishing for something that will never be his ever again. Here within this darkest place… where nothing is real or complete, all hope and desire of freedom is erase away forever for here lays looming pain and hellish nightmare of evil lurks. The one place not even Satan would dare to enter. Chapter One Shalyna wanted more out of her life, but she was not sure where to start or look, her plain and simply life within her small town of Mormon’s were meaningless to her now, she was to marry the man, her father had choose for her, a man older enough to be her father, in fact, he was ugly than a bull dog ass, he smelt like something not even a dog would drag home to meet the folks. What could she do about this? Did god really think she was to marry and take this within her faith, a faith force upon her by birth, not of her choosing? She woke to
Me Naked
Tell Me...
OK the question of the day... Why is it that a person expects you to believe anything they may say to you if you are not a friend on their page? For instance, someone has two pages on the grand ole world of Fubar and yet your a friend on the "alter ego" page but not on the other and then you find out that the other page is for their other friends...so it's like you are being kept a secret! LMAO...I just think it's funny....Just continue to play the game of Fubar all...it adds excitement to the days! :) Peace and love to everyone!
Free Univercity Lectures
Here is a collection of free lectures from many universities. It has everything from Physics to Computer Science. Have at it: http://lecturefox.com/
Manifestos
/The Conscience of a Hacker// by +++The Mentor+++ Written on January 8, 1986 =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Another one got caught today, it\'s all over the papers. \"Teenager Arrested in Computer Crime Scandal\", \"Hacker Arrested after Bank Tampering\"... Damn kids. They\'re all alike. But did you, in your three-piece psychology and 1950\'s technobrain, ever take a look behind the eyes of the hacker? Did you ever wonder what made him tick, what forces shaped him, what may have molded him? I am a hacker, enter my world... Mine is a world that begins with school... I\'m smarter than most of the other kids, this crap they teach us bores me... Damn underachiever. They\'re all alike. I\'m in junior high or high school. I\'ve listened to teachers explain for th
Hiding The Truth
Free Stuff!
Well, I signed up to spread the word about a new toothbrush that just came out... so they sent me one. I was wondering what was taking it so long to get here. Buuuut, now that it's here... WOAH! It's niiiiice. I haven't used it yet, but I can't wait to. I was reading over all the info about the product, and I found out that the stores now are selling the toothbrushes for (lowest) $169.99 and the highest $179.99. I don't think I would EVER spend that much on a toothbrush, but maybe I'll think differently after trying it! What does everyone else think about that? It's crazy stuff... and I got it for FREE! yay. :-p But anywho, I'll write again to let everyone know what I think about it. I'll let ya know if it's worth the big bucks! :-p If you're interested in joing the site that sent it to me, message me with your email address, and I'll sned you an invite! :-D Well, thanks to everyone that read my blog... I'm sure it doesnt interest too many of you... but I love anything that keep
Shiirow's Journal
If you're under the age of 11 or 12...you shouldn't even read this, and if you do, you should not repost this. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but a couple years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're old if: You remember watching: -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiin west Philadelphia born and raised . . ." You remember: -Step by step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World -Full House -Saved by the bell You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not When everything was settled by: -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack when kick ball was
Desires
Desires I am the sinner I am the night dancer I am the woman you've always wanted, who will use and abuse you and be unmoved by your storms I am the laughter in our nightmares. Come walk in the night, the jasmine breezes are blowing. Lift up my veil, kiss my lips, you will only be broken hearted. Come smile at my tears, come kiss them away, they will burn your tongue so sweetly, only-- Do not ask why I arrived here in the night, with hair much darker than your fantasies, Do not ask if anything will change, this is only the land of fantasies. When you awake, if you awake you will find my hair upon your pillow, and your heart upon your sleeve. Everything will be much darker than it was, and the heavy weight of reality will be replaced by obsession. I might return some other night, If you have waited starving in the garden, If you have waited with your eyes drying out and hurting with longing, with your exposed heart Then it will be time for another rolling stroll thro
If Only For One Night
Let me Hold you Tight only for one night let me keep you near to ease away your fears it would be so nice if only for one night I wont tell a soul no one has to know if you want to be totally discreet I'll be at your side if only for one night If I never hear from you and my knees are shaken too but Im willing to go through I must be crazy Im standing here the same but I feeling no disgrace Let me hold you tight if only for one night let me keep you near to ease away your fear it would be so nice if only for one night if only for night Im asking let me take you home to keep you safe and warm till the early dawn till we see the sun it would be so nice if only for one night
Touch Me
I know you're there...alone in your bed And I want you to think of me And I want you to imagine...how it would be Feeling my body...so close...so hot and so tender And you hear me whispering in your ears Words...you've never heard before Oh listen...baby And when you fall asleep I want you to dream of me And I know...your dreams will tell you All that could happen When you taste my salty skin So wet...so sweet...so long it And your body discovers every spots Spots...you've never touched before Oh I need you...come on Touch me
In The Park
We walked together holding hands, As we walked in the park today. I couldn't seem to find any words, Though much I wanted to say. I knew you sensed my feelings inside, I was aware of your beautiful love. I felt the friendship that we share, That was given by our Father above. After a while we came to a path, That led through the woods to a stream. While there you whispered "I love you", I felt blessed though just a dream. I had a day in the park with you. I heard the words I'd longed to hear Will remember each day this dream anew.
Unknown Journey
I do not know where it will end, this journey I am on. I only know that it will end just as it has begun. I do not know what lies ahead or which path I should choose. I only know some times I'll win and some times I will lose. I do not know whom I will meet, who will affect my way. I only know how I react to those I know today. I do not know what each day brings when rising up at dawn. I only know of yesterday and it's already gone. I do not know what thoughts will come when pondering my fate. I only know of memories and those you can't escape. I do not know if all my plans will work out for the best. I only know to make them now and time will be the test. I do not know if all my dreams will ever come to me. I only know you strive for them and what will be--will be. I do not know whom I will love or love me in return. I only know that I will love and love is what I yearn. I do not know whom I will need when troubled unaware. I only know that I will want
Activex Control
I am having a problem with the AciveX control on fubar. I keep getting asked to run the control but when I do nothing ever happens. This has been happening since I joined and has become quite the problem. I have found something called regcure that claims they can help me at a cost of 30 bucks. Is this worth it? Can anybody help me with this issue. I am not that smart when it comes to computers having only owned one for less than a year. I NEED HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you
Darkness Of My World
Welcome to the darkness of my world, I am of two faces If you look deep into the doors of enlightenment You will see, I hide behind my mask of laughter Where the shadows overpower my mind and soul It takes me to a state of confusion and illusion A deep pit lye's within that darkness I fall into Filled with hands tugging and pulling me down I am buried in it These unknown hands reach inside me and squeeze me tight I can't breathe! There's not enough space! I am drowning in my own fear! I dig my nails into the insanity of my pain to escape But the delusional state I am in plays tricks on me It plays with my mind It gives me strength Then as long as it takes to blink your eye It sucks me back in again It won't set me free I want to run away! I want to be free! It uses me against myself and binds me to the cords of my mind Time goes by so fast, yet so slow I am weak and tired I need to rest for a little while Though, I find myself s
Day Closes
When the day comes to a close My heart longs for you. And when this feeling falls on me, No one else will do. You're so deep within my heart, My love seems to overflow. You're with me every moment, No matter where I go. Oh how I wish to be with you, To hear the words you say. Each moment that I spend with you, Brings such joy each day. If God would grant a special wish, And would allow a day with you. One day would be as a thousand years, To know you love me too. I wonder if you're thinking of me, And wish for a day with me I will love you for all of my life; In my heart you'll always be.
New Levels
Levels Points Unlock... 0 Freshmeat 0 Up to 50 photos 1 Newfu 250 Being known as Meat =) 2 Fu-ling 500 Set your own online status 3 Grasshopper 1,000 Vote on a MUMM 4 Chill Fu 2,000 Post HTML comments 5 Fu-Fighter 4,000 Create your own MUMMs 6 Twisted Fu 6,500 Rip a photo 7 Wasted Fu 9,000 Up to 70 photos 8 Psycho 14,000 Up to 750 profile ratings 9 Freak 25,000 Up to 6000 friends 10 Friend of fubar 35,000 Create your own lounge 11 Barfly 50,000 Up to 110 photos 12 Regular 75,000 Up to 10,000 friends 13 Bad Fu 100,000 Up to 140 photos 14 Minion 135,000 Up to 25 family members 15 Idol 170,000 Up to 5 MUMMs a day 16 Fu-gee 210,000 Up to 175 photos 17 Pimp 250,000 Up to 1000 photo ratings 18 Assassin 300,000 Up to 1000 profile ratings 19 Ninja 350,000 Up to 225 photos 20 Rock Star 425,000 Bolded nickname 21 Fuberlord 750,000 Up to 1500 profile ratings 22 Henchman 1,500,000 Up to 500 bulletins 23 Insider 2,250,000 Up to 280 photos 24 Fu-king
Family Values
 My heart is truley Torn never to heal Iam afriad. I have no clue to as whut Imma gonna do Iam so full of pain that I have become painless A crushed lightbulb all out of shine Its hard to move foward When Ive lost whut is mine
Just Nothing
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Cannt Leave
Ok this morning was inquiring about deleting acct and leaving Fubar ..if still got a current vip acct . Bouncers said got to cancel your vip acct then delete acct but if you got a.. prepaid vip or gift vip acct you don't have a cancel link under vip status ..any way o told bouncer about this well i was told cann't cancell till it runs out .. i believe if ya wanna leave should be able to leave not be locked in till the vip runs out
Mindless Ramblings Of A Danielle
Is for someone to give me a blast!!! I'd love you forever! Be nice to meeeee! I'm sick... So please help me out???? It's been almost four years but I'm so happy to say that it finally has paid off! Just in time for Valentine's Day, my boyfriend of almost four years, made us official last night! We received both our parents blessings and proposed to me in front of all his friends and mine! And I had a surprise for him too... I gave him a black platinum ring with 14k gold inlays and engraving. We've been talking and planning forever and it's finally going to happen! I'm getting married!!!!! :-) We don't have an exact date yet but I'll keep updates on the planning and my stress that's sure to come! Next stop, Vegas from March 15 - 23 to party and plan with his friends and rest of his family. John Gerald McCluskey Jr. And Danielle Marie Neu
11/27/07
DJ Wiccanlove is live and taking all your requests.Stop in and visit with her. Click on the image
Strippers Needed
Poems
I've come so far but the destination is unknown I stare but where has the world actually gone i used to have something for which i could stand but now i can feel it slipping away like sand Its like i have woke from a extended dream nothing in this world is what it actual seem its not this cushion we visualize but a blade finely crafted the sharpest ever to be made our fears are a joke when you step back more and see the world from its tip to its core our very dreams are just a classroom fantasy but what hope is there to really shape humanity when it thinks it is perfect in its current form at the breaking point the calm before the storm
Leavel
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The Greatest Short Story Ever Written.
Once there was a chick who was really, really good friends with another chick. Until she decided that sleeping with her good friends man was far more important then remaining friends. The one chick that was betrayed, naturally, started calling the guy a TRAITOR and the chick....FAT WHOREMean Myspace GraphicsEven though the betrayed chick kept telling Fat Whore that she was nothing more then a REBOUND, Fat Whore refused to see the truth.Mean Myspace GraphicsWhen Traitor moved to Chicago, Fat Whore thought it would be romantic to go visit him for a weekend. Plan sounded good...Until...The Traitors father entered into the picture..Mean Myspace GraphicsAND TOLD HER FAT ASS SHE'LL BE SLEEPING ON THE COUCH, BY HERSELF. The only thing Fat Whore got that weekend was a backache.Mean Myspace GraphicsWhen the Betrayed one found this out she HAD to tell everyone else. Karma is a bitch, you fucktards.Mean Myspace GraphicsMean Myspace GraphicsAnd here is the end of a story that seriously made the Be
Rip Sean Taylor
You know we laugh and joke and kid each other about our favorite football teams and players,but now is the time for all fans to come together,Pro Bowl safety Sean Taylor died Tuesday after he was shot in his home by an apparent intruder, leaving the Taylor Family and Washington Redskins in mourning for a son,brother,father and teammate who seemed to have reordered his life since becoming a father,we all need to come together and say prayers for his family and fellow team mates..... so i will start it.......MANY BLESSINGS TO TAYLOR FAMILY AND THE WASHINGTON REDSKINS!
In A Perfect World
They met one night in a crowded room He spoke, she responded Polite banter at first Neither realizing That destiny had begun to loom So many similarities So many interests shared Too many to be coincidence Neither of them cared With every question asked A new layer was revealed Two souls reunited Their fate already sealed A smile, a laugh Words unspoken They knew if not careful Hearts would be broken Their fire burned white- hot from the first No time to waste, so much to say An unquenchable thirst "In a perfect world" he'd gently say And she'd sigh And the time would keep slipping away.
Fake Fabur Friends
Open Your Eyes And See Through The Matrix World Of Fubar Don’t Let Them Take Your Money And Don’t Allow These Con Artist To Manipulate You For There Own Personal Benefit
Fake Fabur Friends
Thanksgiving With Mom !
FUBARIAN FRIENDS, I SURE DID MISS YA! THIS IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN DOING......READ BELOW I HOPE YOU ALL HAD A LOVELY AND BLESSED THANKSGIVING , LIKE IT SHOULD BE. ME ON THE OTHER HAND SPENT THANKSGIVING WATCHING OVER MY PRECIOUS MOTHER IN THE HOSPITAL. GOD IS GOOD BECAUSE SHE IS STILL WITH ME HERE ON EARTH. I DID NOT PLAN THAT TYPE OF THANKSGIVING BELIEVE ME, YOU JUST NEVER KNOW WHEN YOUR BODY BREAKS DOWN ON YA. WELL MY MOM IS A CHF PATIENT (CONGESTIVE HEART FAILURE) AND SHE HAS A FIB AND HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE, THE WORKS BASICALLY! SHE HAS BEEN DOING GOOD SO FAR, SHE HAS HAD ALL OF THE ABOVE FOR OVER 10 YEARS, NOW TELL ME IF GOD IS NOT ABLE...HE TRULY IS I ALWAYS HAVE TO PREPARE MY SELF FOR THE WORST IN THIS TYPE OF SITUATION, SO WITH HIM IN MY LIFE I REMAIN STRONG AND STEADFAST, SO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR THE STORY? I WILL TELL ANYWAYS :) 8:45 PM WEDNESDAY NIGHT MY MOTHER'S SISTER CAME TO TOWN AND I PICKED HER UP AT THE TRAIN STATION AFTER I GOT OFF OF WORK, IT IS JUST RIGHT
What You Mean To Me
I never came here looking for a single soul. But now that I found you I want you to know I had forgotten how to smile, how to laugh, how to be me I had forgotten the sweet pleasure of a heart filled with glee. I was intoxicated with life... work and family Never stopping for fun... it just wasn't there you see. Since I have found you... it's been a complete turn around I smile and laugh again... not much gets me down. I get excited when I see you on Yahoo Wondering what it is today we will do... Chatting, laughing and the games we play You make my every day. It seems so silly on just a machine How someone can reach you... become your everything.
More Stories Of Some Goddesses Worshipped In Pagan(wiccan) Religion Worldwide
the goddess of indignation against, and retribution for, evil deeds and undeserved good fortune. She was a personification of the resentment aroused in men by those who commited crimes with apparent impunity, or who had inordinate good fortune. Nemesis directed human affairs in such a way as to maintain equilibrium. Her name means she who distributes or deals out. Happiness and unhappiness were measured out by her, care being taken that happiness was not too frequent or too excessive. If this happened, Nemesis could bring about losses and suffering. As one who checked extravagant favours by Tykhe (Fortune), Nemesis was regarded as an avenging or punishing divinity. In myth Nemesis was particularly concerned with matters of love. She appears as an avenging agent in the stories of Narkissos and Nikaia, whose callous actions brought about the death of their wooers. In some versions of the Trojan War, she was the mother of Helene, and is shown in scenes of her seduction by Paris pointi
Special Friend
I type my love for you On the screen Never will you truly know Just how much you mean Some may say it's crazy But I don't really care They could never understand all that we have shared All the nights you've spent with me Felt like you were here Always with a open heart And an open ear I never had to wonder If you truly care Because when I turn on my Computer You words are always there
Fubar Friends
My children have finished their play they've gone to bed their stories read Now it's my time of day. I've had one of those days you know what I mean so I sit back and relax and turn on my screen. I'll talk to all my friends who know just what to say to make my stresses go and my troubles fade away. My friends you're always there for me whenever I feel blue and though we've never met before I know our friendships true. And although we haven't been friends for long in this short time it seems we shared so many things already our hopes, our fears, our dreams. We come from different walks of life but we share a common bond and it's time to say that of all of you I've grown so very fond. So thank you friends for being there whenever I've needed you I know you're always there for me and you know I'm there for you.
What Would Life Be
What would life be with out friends like you I'll tell you, like no longer being free. Imagine what life would be so sad and blue To go through life without that special you. And I know we live so far away Through the internet we are like castaways Never get to touch or hug you for this I only pray For some day I hope we can meet To hug and laugh and dance to the beat I know this would be a treat For now this is all I see Is my good friend here with me Just think what life would be Without friends like you
Unseen Friend
Although you are a friend of mine and words we exchange, I wouldn't know you on the street, and doesn't that seem strange? You hold a place within my life, unusual and unique; We share ideals and special dreams, and still, we do not speak. I picture what I think you are, perhaps you picture me. An intriguing game for both of us for someone we can't see. So for this friendship we possess, we owe the internet a small debt, Perhaps the charm lies in the fact that we have never met.
Site Ramblings
Sigh, all of this hard work (and money) to reach godmother only to find they have THREE more levels! Disciple Prophet Oracle sigh, here we go again! :P Wanted to thank everyone that has helped me reach godmother today.... all of you have been fangtastic in your coming to rate me! All of you ROCK! Cannot thank you all enough!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dear Friend
My dear friend.... You came into my life so unexpectedly.. Little did I know what was to lie ahead For the longest time you were a click of a mouse, words on my screen Hugs that warmed my days.. and secured my nights Within the many hours of our chat, You showed me strength, when I showed you my weaknesses. You taught me the importance of believing in myself, When I thought there was nothing to believe in You taught me so much, in ways I never knew You stood behind me when I began to fall. Along side of me when I needed a friend In front of me when I needed a guide You showed me my ability to fly... How to reach places I had only dreamed of You saw me with your heart and not your eyes But more importantly you gave me a piece of you A gift worth far more than money could buy. You gave me a floor to dance on.. A song in my heart that I finally understand the words to And a peacefulness in my heart...where you will live forever.. I hope everyone finds a "YOU"
Fubar The Home Game!
Just in case you were stuck on the magical level 25 and was wondering what's next, well today you got your wish. Five new levels, two of which are mystery levels. Some of us were barely scraping by to get to Godfather, so when it comes time for everyone else above me to level, I will not help you unless you have helped me before.
A Sad Day
I had a sad day yesterday, when I got the news that my Grandmother had passed away. Our family had the veiwing at my mothers house where both of my Grandparnts live and my love and my respects was all I could give. I sat by her side and as I morn, I held her lifeless hand till it was warm. She was so beutiful on the outside as well as in, o'my gosh I have lost a best frind! The corrners came to take her away and said goodbye and I love you, I know she is happy and out out her pain but I know she loves me too! My sorrows still here and I hurt so much. Remember, the ones you love will not be here forever so live love and respct them always!! I hope I have touched your hearts, Take care Stay safe and C you arond, Thx for taking the time to read, Hugs to all! All I did was ask a question, I mean that is what you are suppose to do on a mumm? Why automactaccly do people think you are trying to be an attention whore? I think I have only written like 4 or 5 mu
I Love You
I live through my dark existence only to bask in your beauty your eyes that shine like sapphires your smile that brightens even my sad existence I envy the wind that runs through your hair that touches your lips I long to touch you to hold you in my arms but I cannot for your heart belongs to another so, I can only love you from afar your friendship means more to me than anything this world provides but like an angel you touched my heart in a way that I've never felt before cause I've never known what love is until this day I know that we are only friends but my heart wishes it to be more so I will still hope and dream that one day I can feel your lips pressed to mine to hold you in my arms and say, "I love you"
Forbidden
Forbidden pleasures Who makes the rules Unfound treasures And beautiful jewels Can that line be crossed What could we truly be And at what cost Do you see what I see I know there is more there Waiting to be found Can you feel how much I care I feel like I'm being drowned If you knew the amount of desire That I feel for you My burning fire That wants one to become two Forbidden pleasures Who makes the rules Unfound treasures And beautiful jewels
Good Karma Boat
I received an email from a friend. I sent her a wish for a happy thanksgiving, and knowing that we both have endured a lot of crap in our respective lives. I told her that regardless of the situation, We both have some how keep standing, and in the big picture of life that is a good thing. Might meet our expectations of where we want to be in life but it is a good thing. She replied about she hope that we both find our individual good karma boat. I could see in her case vast opportunities for the happen, me I am just happy for the simple things and getting to the next day. Yeah it is a boring life but as much crap has happening out of nowhere, it is good not have a high profile and great expectations to be shatter by simple phone call, not once but twice. Divorce and deployment :-). However Good Karma Boat, nice concept wonder what the odds are....Well I was at the gym last night thinking Good Karma Boat, me. Yeah right...Then It dawned on me. When I drop
Why!!
Why cant I stop the screaming inside. all I want and need is him here with me I know he is always by my side why cant my heart be set free He was going to be the one the one to cherish forever and now he is gone but not in my heart never I need something to ease the pain of missing and wanting him here I know he is with me everywhere I just want to feel his touch again just let this feeling end!!!
Beautiful
He is beautiful, so very beautiful Just like a winter's shining landscape, As delicate as the petals of a daisy, And as freely as the eagle soaring against the blue His eyes are as mysterious as the calm sea Everything about him is so very precious, More precious than all the gems in the world His soul is the essence of the sky and earth, His feelings are a volcano that is yet to explode His smile is the smile of lost innocence. Pain vibrates deep inside of his gentle heart. A lock shuts in the disturbed thoughts of his mind, A mind with as many roads as the world has. I look at him and I see a pure truth, Like looking at a clear night sky, Millions of stars twinkle within him. He is beauty as I defined it, He is perfect, his imperfections make him so. He is my best friend, and I love him, I love him although, not because. And I would give up all the things which I think are pretty If only I can hold his beauty within me, For he is everything in this world
How Was Your Day?
We are friends from far away. When we talk we always have something to say. Our lives so different yet the same. Every night we play the game. We talk of families and about our day. I always wonder if there's more to say. Could it have been different for you and I? Or was fate decided before we could have tried? For now we play our parts, that's all that's left; Never knowing if our hearts would have met. Two people from far away, always asking, "How was your day?".
Life8
Well, as bad as yesterday was and believe me, it was bad! Today is a much better day. I had to run and take Anthony's project to school today because I had told him I was going to pick him up at 1:00 to go to his appointment but then didn't tell him I had changed the date. So since it was my fault, I had to rush to his school before the class ended. This morning when I dropped him off at school, he sat in the back of the car and when he got out he didn't say "I love you" like he does every day. :( but when I dropped off his stuff, I said it and he said it back so that made me feel better. My boys are home from school and Anthony is home and working on his homework. He knows he is grounded and I thought I would have a fight on my hands today but it seems to be ok. I ended up chatting a lot of the day away. Oops. Didn't mean to but...what do you do? I think I needed it since I had such a stressful day and night yesterday. I noticed on Fubar that they have added ne
Becareful What You Ask For
A young Canadian soldier was attending some college courses between assignments . He had also completed missions in Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He Looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am God. I'm still waiting.' It got down to the last couple of minutes when the young soldier got out of his Chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The young man went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the soldier and asked, 'What the hell is the mat
Meet Club Far Staff
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Men
well this is just another one of my rambling sessions cause i have noone to talk to that would even understand whats going on with me. why is it that guys say one thing and act a totally different way. there was this guy i was talking to and he persued me actually has been liking me for a year but the time was never right, finally he asks me for a chance and for some reason i decide what the heck sure why not. well that only turned out to be disasterous cause now supposedly he went back to his ex cause supposedly shes pregnant with what she says is his kid but anyway whatever i dont even care about that. for the last two weeks he has completely ignored me well at least to my face anyway. ive caught him looking at me when he doesnt think im aware and all. well this week with christmas coming and all i decided to be the bigger person and i gave him a christmas card along with everyone else now for the last three days hes been back to flirting with me. i just dont get it. how can he say h
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Funny News That's Sadly True!
Well, it appears SOMETHING seems to delay the mail. Just by 93 years or so. Not too bad huh? go Post Office! http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/12/14/long.lost.card.ap/index.html http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/2007/11/ga-man-tries-de.html What more can I say? This guy needs to go back to first grade and learn some lessons on cut-and-paste, let alone about not lying, being a good boy, etc. http://www.usatoday.com/news/politics/2007-11-27-DeadDonors_N.htm Yes, read the bottom. A woman dies, leaves all but $10,000 of her $1.7 million dollar estate to the Democratic Party... but that last $10,000 went to a man with a profession that's blue collar and butt revealing. Kudos to him. Now why she left the rest to POLITICIANS is the real question!
Photoshop
Ok here is my question.... In photoshop... is there a way to organize your styles and actions so they are easier to find instead of scrolling through the long list of them? Can you set them up in sections? or is that even possible??? Tired or searching aimlessly for certain ones when I have soooo many of them.... anyone else have this problem??????
Rip Sean Taylor
OK REDSKIN FANS WE HAVE A WHOLE NEW COACHING STAFF AND THIS YEARS GONNA BE A ROUGH ONE SO HANG IN THERE DONT LEAVE US BECAUSE WE LOSS A LOT AND DONT JOIN US IF COACH ZORN TAKES US TO A WINNING SEASON NO BAND WAGONERS ALLOWED WE HAVE LOST ONE OF THE BEST PLAYERS WE HAD ON THE REDSKINS SEAN TAYLOR #21 SAFTEY WE WILL MISS HIM ON THE FEILD AND PLEASE PRAY FOR HIS FAMILY AND TE REDSKINS ON MY PRAYER CHAIN. 1.DAVID POGUE, WE LOVED YOU SEAN AND YOU WILL BE MISSED
The Way I Am
THE WAY I AM This song is for anyone f--k it. Just shut up and listen I sit back with this pack of Zig Zags and this bag of this weed it gives me the s--t needed to be the most meanest MC on this Earth and since birth I've been cursed with this curse to just curse and just blurt this berserk and bizarre s--t that works And it sells and it helps in itself to relieve all this tension dispensin’ these sentences Gettin’ this stress that's been eatin’ me recently off of this chest and I rest again peacefully… but at least have the decency in you to leave me alone, when you freaks see me out in the streets when I'm eatin’ or feedin’ my daughter to not come and speak to me I don't know you and no, I don't owe you a mo-therf--k-ing thing, I'm not Mr. N'Sync, I'm not what your friends think I'm not Mr. Friendly, I can be a prick if you tempt me my tank is on empty No patience is in me and if you offend me I'm liftin’ you 10 feet in the air I don't care
Fire & Ice Information!!
The Way I Am
THE WAY I AM This song is for anyone f--k it. Just shut up and listen I sit back with this pack of Zig Zags and this bag of this weed it gives me the s--t needed to be the most meanest MC on this Earth and since birth I've been cursed with this curse to just curse and just blurt this berserk and bizarre s--t that works And it sells and it helps in itself to relieve all this tension dispensin’ these sentences Gettin’ this stress that's been eatin’ me recently off of this chest and I rest again peacefully… but at least have the decency in you to leave me alone, when you freaks see me out in the streets when I'm eatin’ or feedin’ my daughter to not come and speak to me I don't know you and no, I don't owe you a mo-therf--k-ing thing, I'm not Mr. N'Sync, I'm not what your friends think I'm not Mr. Friendly, I can be a prick if you tempt me my tank is on empty No patience is in me and if you offend me I'm liftin’ you 10 feet in the air I don't care
Animal Cruelty
Animal Cruelty is WRONG!Is this what society today calls cool?!Is this how we should treat some house pets?!?!How would you like it if the only food you had was your own waste?!alt=>So if it's not wrong, let me run tests on you.You sit in a cage with no food for weeks upon months!!This kitten is like all others. Innocent.How would you like living with your tail between your legs, 24/7?Let me end your only way of mobility, then see how fun it is.What would run through your head as you look at the eyes that are staring in desparation??Repost this if you have any heart whatsoever.But before you click the "Home" button, realize how many animals have died from this.Press the "Reply" button to get the code.
Animal Cruelty
Animal Cruelty is WRONG!Is this what society today calls cool?!Is this how we should treat some house pets?!?!How would you like it if the only food you had was your own waste?!alt=>So if it's not wrong, let me run tests on you.You sit in a cage with no food for weeks upon months!!This kitten is like all others. Innocent.How would you like living with your tail between your legs, 24/7?Let me end your only way of mobility, then see how fun it is.What would run through your head as you look at the eyes that are staring in desparation??Repost this if you have any heart whatsoever.But before you click the "Home" button, realize how many animals have died from this.Press the "Reply" button to get the code.
The Man Song
The Man Song
1990
If you were born before 1995, then this survey should be easy for you to fill out! Which spice girl did you like? baby? Backstreet Boys or N*Sync? nsync Did you watch S Club 7??? noppers What was your favorite, Sandlot or Little Rascals? little rascals Did you ever have light up sneakers?.. of course Cinderella or Snow White? cinderella What was your favorite holiday? christmas Did you ever try to stay up on Christmas just so you could see santa? yes and i saw my parents draggin my new tv down the hall You ever watch Bill Nye the Science Guy? yea..they used im in science class What grade did you like the best? the ones i took naps in Ninja Turtles or Power Rangers? ninja turtles lol What Ninja Turtle were you? i wasnt a turtle lol Did you ever own a Chinese jump rope? um what What was your favorite thing to eat? pizza What was your favorite color? blue Did you prefer, Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego or Where’s Waldo?
1990
If you were born before 1995, then this survey should be easy for you to fill out! Which spice girl did you like? baby? Backstreet Boys or N*Sync? nsync Did you watch S Club 7??? noppers What was your favorite, Sandlot or Little Rascals? little rascals Did you ever have light up sneakers?.. of course Cinderella or Snow White? cinderella What was your favorite holiday? christmas Did you ever try to stay up on Christmas just so you could see santa? yes and i saw my parents draggin my new tv down the hall You ever watch Bill Nye the Science Guy? yea..they used im in science class What grade did you like the best? the ones i took naps in Ninja Turtles or Power Rangers? ninja turtles lol What Ninja Turtle were you? i wasnt a turtle lol Did you ever own a Chinese jump rope? um what What was your favorite thing to eat? pizza What was your favorite color? blue Did you prefer, Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego or Where’s Waldo?
Grr!
You do not have to salute, it is optional, but you will not level up past 10 but if you want to salute, then you have to abide by the guidelines that are laid out for all community members. It is your choice :) Sas:) === 'XtraCrispy' spewed forth the following at '2007-11-27 16:34:31'.. > > sheesh! > > XtraCrispy is my character. I am on myspace, broadcaster, and stickam. I am the masked madman of camland. > > Showing my face would defeat the purpose. > > References: > http://myspace.com/xtracrispy1 > http://www.stickam.com/profile/xtracrispy > http://www.broadcaster.com/profile/XtraCrispy > > === 'Saspanda' spewed forth the following at '2007-11-27 16:27:05'.. > > > > the other part you are missing as well as fubar > > > > is Your FACE must be CLEARLY Seen with nothing covering it at all, while your holding the handwritten sign. > > > > That is what candid photo means..... A salute is to show the REAL YOU> > > > > > > > > === 'XtraCrispy' spew
Sex Facts
Send this right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!! Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years. If you send this in 15 mins. your safe. Something good will happen tonight at 11:11pm. Suprisingly most of these are true ............. Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 ca
Welfare
URINE TEST (I sure would like to know who wrote this one! They deserve a HUGE pat on the back!) Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test with which I have no problem. What I Do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who Don't have to pass a urine test. Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them? Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sitting on their ASS, doing drugs, while I work. Can you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check? Pass this along if you agree or simply delete if you don't. Hope you all will pass it along
Blindfolded
Blindfolded Do you know the legend of the Cherokee Indian youth's rite of passage? His father takes him into the forest, blindfolds him and leaves him alone. He is required to sit on a stump the whole night and not remove the blindfold until the rays of the morning sun shine through it. He cannot cry out for help to anyone. Once he survives the night, he is a MAN. He cannot tell the other boys of this experience, because each lad must come into manhood on his own. The boy is naturally terrified. He can hear all kinds of noises. Wild beasts must surely be all around him. Maybe even some human might do him harm. The wind blew the grass and earth, but he sat stoically, never removing the blindfold. It would be the only way he could become a man! Finally, after a horrific night, the sun appeared and he removed his blindfold. It was then that he discovered his father sitting on the stump next to him. He had been at watch th
Blindfolded
Blindfolded Do you know the legend of the Cherokee Indian youth's rite of passage? His father takes him into the forest, blindfolds him and leaves him alone. He is required to sit on a stump the whole night and not remove the blindfold until the rays of the morning sun shine through it. He cannot cry out for help to anyone. Once he survives the night, he is a MAN. He cannot tell the other boys of this experience, because each lad must come into manhood on his own. The boy is naturally terrified. He can hear all kinds of noises. Wild beasts must surely be all around him. Maybe even some human might do him harm. The wind blew the grass and earth, but he sat stoically, never removing the blindfold. It would be the only way he could become a man! Finally, after a horrific night, the sun appeared and he removed his blindfold. It was then that he discovered his father sitting on the stump next to him. He had been at watch th
Blindfolded
Blindfolded Do you know the legend of the Cherokee Indian youth's rite of passage? His father takes him into the forest, blindfolds him and leaves him alone. He is required to sit on a stump the whole night and not remove the blindfold until the rays of the morning sun shine through it. He cannot cry out for help to anyone. Once he survives the night, he is a MAN. He cannot tell the other boys of this experience, because each lad must come into manhood on his own. The boy is naturally terrified. He can hear all kinds of noises. Wild beasts must surely be all around him. Maybe even some human might do him harm. The wind blew the grass and earth, but he sat stoically, never removing the blindfold. It would be the only way he could become a man! Finally, after a horrific night, the sun appeared and he removed his blindfold. It was then that he discovered his father sitting on the stump next to him. He had been at watch th
Cookies Candy And More
these are to die for 1 pkg of oreo grin them all up 1 pkg of cream cheese room temp mix the two together well and roll in balls frig for about an hour dip in white chocolate there good and easy and fast to make ...you can also double dip them in white choclate with a little milk choclate on the outside or drizzle milk chocolate over top to make them more decortive here is a reciepe that was given to me by rick for those who dont like to cook from scratch 1- box of yellow cake mix 1- 8oz of cream cheese 1- stick of butter 1- egg mix and place in frig for an hour roll into balls and roll balls into powder sugar back about 12 to 15 in 350 degree oven let cool little roll into powder sugar again there are pictures in my cookie and candy album of these cookies ... thanks rick for the reciepe.. 1- pound powder sugar 1- 12oz jar of peanut butter 1- stick of butter 1- teaspoon of vanilla mix all together in a bowl then roll into balls and dip in
How Would You Rate Me?
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Here's Few More Questions
Do you have a good reputation? Have you ever cheated on someone? Ever made someone cry from laughing so hard? Are you confused right now? Who do you wanna spend the rest of your life with? Are you in love? How many assholes do you know? Favorite color? What do you like better being in a relationship or being single? Who would be the woman for you? Who ticked you off today? When's the last time you cried? Are you upset? Have you ever been depressed? What's on your mind? Last phone call? Person your trying to ignore? Last death? If you could kiss the last person you kissed, would you? Do you regret things? Do you think anyone will read your anwsers? Who would you like to be with right now? Who do you trust? Are you on the phone? Who would you like to fall asleep to on the phone? Do you forgive easily? If you could apologize to anyone right now, who would it be? D
Man Joke
The first blond guy joke ! The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait! An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building." The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too." The blonde opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too." The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well. At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of
Man Joke
The first blond guy joke ! The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait! An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building." The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too." The blonde opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too." The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well. At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of
For Mi Friends And Family
Today a member of my family was put to rest, and i couldn't say good bye. So here is my way of saying goodbye for now. You are gone but not forgotten. I'll see u when I get there! Thanx you for listening!! In this darkness no one can see there is no light and there is no joy you shall die with one footstep my sweet sweet sillhoute your body so fragile your mind so weak your leg's are shaking along with your hand's you soon start sweating and want to scream out but no one that care's will bale you out you know someone's watching you know someone want's you so keep walking foward and don't turn back this person that watche's is hell it self and you have no clue that you shall die no one can hear your scream's anymore no one will care anymore and I wil be the only one who hear's I'm sorry my love your blood so sweet your strugling so desirble your scream's so lustful my love tonight's the night you find the truth that we exist bu
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My Love
As i dreamt you were mine With your beautiful brown hair & you lovely green eyes We lay side by side And heart to heart As we look into each other eyes with our arms embracing each other I whisper that i will love you forever As our two souls become one And our love strengths day by day I will always love you & never stray
Guests
Hope all who view my profile sign my guest book it would be nice.
Side By Side
As i look into your eyes I can see we were meant to be together holding each other all through the night And as the years go by, i will always be by your side when your standing tall or even when you fall i'll be by your side till the day i die all i want in my life is to have you as my wife to have you in my life is a dream come true every night it would be me and you With your beautiful green eyes i could never tell a lie so when i say i love you every word is true
With You
threw thick and thin our love would win like a bottle of wine you get more beautiful with time i want to always be by your side cause im on my knees your the one i want to please... Your my bestfriend, lover, & soulmate me with you gotta be fate as im sittin here with you i dreamt that you were mine, that it was true so let me know if you feel the same cause your the one that has my heart heart tamed f you'd be my one and onely i promise you'll never be lonely
Women
I got sent this as a comment and realized that truer words have not been said. Its not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1.a friend 2.a companion 3.a lover 4.a brother 5.a father 6.a master 7.a chef 8.an electrician 9.a carpenter 10.a plumber 11.a mechanic 12.a decorator 13.a stylist 14.a sexologist 15.a gynecologist 16.a psychologist 17.a pest exterminator 18.a psychiatrist. 19. a healer 20.a good listener 21.an organizer 22.a good father. 23.very clean 24.sympathetic 25.athletic 26.warm 27.attentive 28.gallant 29.intelligent 30.funny 31.creative 32.tender 33.strong 34.understanding 35.tolerant 36.prudent 37.ambitious 38.capable 39.courageous 40.determined 41.true 42.dependable 43.passionate 44.compassionate. Without out forgetting to: 45.give her compliments 46.love shopping 47.be honest 48.be very rich 49.not stress her out 50.not look at other girls=At the same time you must also 51.give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 52.Give her lots o
Love Is True
When you kiss me My heart melts Everytime I look into your eyes This is what I have felt I feel you holding me in your arms Nothing can tear us apart Your love is true And I know it for a fact It's what you do to me That makes my heart react I am here to say this And I hope you listen too With all my heart I love you
Food For Thought...
(NOTE:This is for no one I know personally,I saw it in a friends page and posted it as a blog,so do not be offended and think I am talking about you.Unless maybe you have this disorder.LOL) *****INTERNET TROLL PERSONALITY DISORDER***** Regular and fluid social interaction has kept such people in check, holding them back by fear and thus preventing these positive traits from manifesting. Fortunately, the anonymity the Internet offers has paradoxically allowed people to show their true selves.The Internet Troll Personality Disorder is characterized by attention-seeking and disruptive behavior anonymously.The troll can trick others into fighting amongst themselves on the internet.Then sitting back and watching the fun The psychodynamics of this personality disorder indicated that constant asswhooping may be the best treatment Getting the research sample group out of their respective mothers' basements was difficult, and removing the hamburger and french fries from their hands and mo
Rants
i know that it's been a few days since my last entry, but things have gotten crazy aorund here once again. i honestly don't think i would make it if it wasn't for my Master. i have been feeling down in the dumps becuase of things going on here and if it wasn't for Him, i honestly don't think i would still be here at all. i fear for my family, we might find ourselves in a bind with the bills once again and i don't know what to do. my cousin just got his job back and might lose it again because he hasn't gotten his CDL yet for the job he has and i think it's stupid that they might not give him a week extention to go and take his air brake test again. i just feel that i have given up most of my belongings to help out on bills and get out of a bind on a vehicle just this week and for what, nothing. i just don't know what to do any more, i feel like curling up and not caring any more but i always put my family first for most and now i feel that i just can't do that any more because i d
Random Thoughts...
Ok, kids... this is my first blog here, if you're reading, welcome. I probably should warn those of you easily offended, to leave immediately. Perhaps a better name for this blog would be random thoughts sometimes, but mostly things that piss me off. Let's get started, shall we? I'm an average guy, in my opinion. I'm not someone who I consider to be HIGHLY intelligent, but I don't consider myself to be an idiot, either. I work for a large real estate company, I don't sell houses, but, I do support those that do with thier technological necessities, specifically, thier telephones. The telephone has been around for a long, long time. It's a fairly simple device, from a user perspective, it makes an audible sound or flashes a light to alert the user that an incoming call is present, when this happens, the user has a couple of options. A) answer the incoming call by lifting the handset or B) allow the call to follow a predetermined forwarding path, generally forward to another dev
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School Papers
here is my most resent research paper. sorry about the format here, made some changes to get it on the blog. please let me know what you think. DO IT YOURSELF HOME FUNERALS The do it yourself home funerals are on the rise as seen on PBS and MSNBC, plus many other articles written about it. The funeral service professional should take note of this because home funerals are growing in popularity and are legal in all but five states. What is a home funeral? Reminiscent of earlier times, the family bathes and dresses the body (there is no embalming.) The casket is either purchased or built by the family. They will conduct the visitation and funeral service themselves and will transport the body to the cemetery or crematory. It should be noted that in these “earlier times”, families did what they had to do because the services of a funeral home weren't always available. There are several reasons why families choose home funerals. Often, the f
Stripradio
i was watching a law program today and i was wondering what the hell is up with ppl in this world we live in , I mean if you commit a crime and get away with it you commit another if you get caught you blame the socity , if you cheat in your girlfriend or boyfriend it's because you were tired of their crap or you think it's thier fault and they made youu do it, what makes me all pissed is well blame everyone else for our bullshit when in fact we are our own problem so take some responsabiltyfor yourself and stop blaming everyone else and look to yourself i have 2500 left to level please help a blind man can still see a deaf man can still hear a mute man can still talk HOW COME YOU WITH ALL YOUE SENSES CANT
Tell Me
I feel like it is time for me to take a stand. I'm sick of people who always have negative shit to say to me. You know the kind of people who call you everyday like you're friends or something and want to joke around with you and act like you have a bond together but somehow in every conversation they manage to slide in something negative. Maybe there is something going on in your life, something major, and they feel it's their job to tell you how to handle it. And when you tell them that you've got it under control and don't need their input, they get pissy. I am not a vacation. Please don't think of me as a break from your either overly busy life or your boring life. Don't look at the happenings in my life as a hobby for your life. Don't give me advice that I never asked for and certainly do not get mad when I don't take your unwanted advice. I am alone right now. I live in my little military house with my little chihuahua and my growing baby in my tummy all by myself. A
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Younger Men For Older Women!
Well Iwas working my sales job the other day when I heard one of my team mates was putting the make on this older woman. I couldn't believe my ears when she started to flirt back. This went on for about a half hour when I asked him if he were after a date or was trying to sell something. Jim told me that he had her all wrapped up in Christmas wrapping and had sold her the Refridge and freezer plus a dishwasher. He smiles and says also I am taking her out for dinner tonight. After dinner she wants me to go to her place for a nightcap. Here he's telling me all this with a grin from ear to ear. I wonder what it is that older women see in guys 25 years younger then they are. Whats in it for them? I doubt the younger man will stay with her forever, however a friend I have, well her husband was 30 years older then she. It lasted for almost 27 years. More then not she was unhappy because hecouldn't perform sex anylonger. Now she has a man seven years younger. lol I think its great for he
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Complaints (funny)
These are genuine clips from London Council flat tenants complaining to the Council about problems with their flats 1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it. 2. He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it anymore. 3. It's the dog's mess that I find hard to swallow. 4. I want to complain about the farmer across the road; every morning at am his cock wakes me up and it's now getting too much for me. 5. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night. 6. And their 18-year-old son is continually banging his balls against my fence. 7. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife. 8. My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand? 9. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall 10. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path? My wife tripped and fell on i
Work.. And Stuff..
Okay.. So corporate america finally got to me... I've got a new job.. an ACTUAL 9-5, m-f .. full benefits after 30 days.. paid vacation, paid holidays, personal days... after ... COUNTLESS years of retail... i get to say .. NO MORE WEEKENDS BITCHES!!!! heh... anyhow.. wanted to finally post a POSITIVE blog... so here it is :D
Running In The Rain
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway. "Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window, my husband's home early!" "I can't jump out the window ~ it's raining out there!" "If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied. "He's got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!" So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window! As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon, so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them. Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could. After a little while a small group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer. "Do you always run in the nude?" o
Just Something Cool I Found
I didn't write this I found it courtesy my friend Blue: "The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered oute
A Special Bond
You came into my life at just the right time In some ways I call you mine You make me smile Although we are seperated by many miles You always seem so sincere I want you in my heart to always hold you near My heart is full for you of care and concern It is what is in my heart you will someday lean I imagine us dancing on the beaches sand Walking on the summer beaches Hand in Hand You smile and look my way You tell me everything will work out okay I take a deep breath and try now to cry Cause you are everything to me in my eyes I see you in my dreams You are what makes my sun beam You are the things that make me tick Thoughts of you in my head do stick We are not one we are two But I will always love you
My Account
Hey all, I'm gonna be deleting my fubar account...if any of you want to stay in contact with me then send me an email with your yahoo or msn messenger id or you can add me to myspace if you have one. There's just way too much drama and shit on here that I don't need in my life, I have enough personal shit going on to be adding internet shit on top of it! I've enjoyed chatting with the cool peeps just have realized this is something that I don't need anymore. I will leave my account up until tomorrow so those of you that want to stay in contact have time to do that. Love to all!! Monica
Stickam My Driving Cam
i'll try 2 update and let yall know where i'm headed.
Virtual Gifts...
Charleston, Sc
Going to Charleston, SC this next weekend. Any suggestions for those who have visited?
Work Mtg
Well I had my eval today.. as i wrote in one of my blogs.. and I also had a staff mtg tonite. was 1 1/2 hrs long. These mtgs really bore me because they mainly pertain to nursing. I sat for 1/2 hr just watching a film on how to take care of ulcers. Was kinda gross after I just ate taco bell. Anyways.. boss was going over things..and also brought up fact of the nurses need to pay more attn to IV sites. Guess we had a couple bad cases.. one which is a patient who is back on our floor. He has cellulitis in his hand from his last admission. This is also a family member of my hubbys. One of the charge nurses got kinda defensive..etc..was saying hes a frequent flyer..in and out alot.. on all the floors. How do they know it was our floor who done it. Etc. My boss kinda got upset over it..saying, she needs to lower her voice and watch what shes saying..since the door is open..and people are out in the hallway. I guess this kinda got the girl mad. I also put in my 2 cents worth..sayi
Bouncer Id Check,
Bouncer ID check, this is going drive me nuts
Who Am I?
the kiss.. the one that keeps you weak not for minutes, hours or even days.. but the one that makes you linger on it for years afterward. the deep passionate tender, yet strong pressing of the lips, opening of the mouth and lunging of the tounge tasting the other, breathing the breath in of your lover hoping to never loose that moment. the moment when the world stops and nothing can pennitrate your mind but how much more you wish to take in of this beautful creature in front of you. will she stay? will she run? it doesnt matter because for right now, she is yours and if you should never have her again.. you had her now. i learned today why they call crushes a crush... as you learn just how much you really like a person.. just not enough to say i love you... although you really want to... but more than just liking the person like you like new socks... before you know it.. they found their way into your heart and youre stuck with a new love you learn you didnt want to love or
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What I Want To Be
I want to be the one he wakes up thinking about. I want to be the one that when i look at him he knows how special he is to me. I want to be the one he loves uncondtionally. I want to be the one that makes him smile. I want to be the one he turns to when he needs comforting. I want to be the one he goes to bed thinking about. I want to be the one that fills his dreams. one day he may come along and maybe he wont but i will long for the day when he does for when he does my heart will be uncondtionally his.
East Coast S.c.a.r.e. Society
11/25/2007 Leibermann house.... Went sunday night and found a few orbs.... Creepy feeling in and outside of the house.... stayed for about 2 hours and 30 min.... 12/07/07,Meeting with the group(East Coast S.C.A.R.E. Society).... 12/15/2007,I will be going on another ghost hunt with the group (East Coast S.C.A.R.E. Society).... 12/15/07,Ghost hunt was in poughkeepsie,ny tonight. School bus yard was old dairy place. The group caught some orbs and high readings on the EMF meter,plus some EVP's. The group will go over them to decide what is what! 1/11/08..Group has a meeting.... New members meet and greet and retrain on stuff for everybody.... maybe on 1/19/08 we go to philmont ,ny for a case.... women sez,she has seen a little girl in the house at times.... 1/19/08..philmont has been moved ... 2 weeks from now. the school bus yard has another building.... guess we got the OK for it. so tonight,off to the old dairy yard(school bus yard)..... 1/20/08..So l
My Birthday
My 30th birthday is coming up in two weeks and i would love to make it to insider before then. I am going to need all of my friends help. I know we can do it. Muahz thanks :) Lucy
Bragging Rights!!
JUST HAD TO SHARE WITH EVERYONE.... NOT ONLY IS MY SON BEING RECRUITED TO PLAY HARVARD FOOTBALL AND FOOTBALL AT WASHINGTON UNIVERSITY..BUT.. HE APPLIED TO BAYLOR UNIVERSITY..I TOLD HIM HE NEEDED LOTS OF OPTIONS... AND.. HE GOT ACCEPTED TO BAYLOR UNIVERSITY WITH A $40000 SCHOLARSHIP!!! WOOHOOOO!!!! WE ARE HOLDING OUT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS WITH HARVARD AND WASHINGTON BUT OH TO HAVE THESE CHOICES IN LIFE!! GUESS I DID SOMETHING RIGHT!
Thoughts
Why do we kill people to show people that killing people is wrong? When as a society are we going to move beyond this whole "revenge" tactic? We've been doing it for years. And does the bad stop happening? No. So something new..something different needs to be done. Killing someone doesn't change what has already happened..be it murder..rape..kidnapping..whatever it was. I was raped..yes the guy who raped me is in jail..serving time. As much of me that he killed..my trust my faith in the good ofpeople I don't wish him dead. Because him being dead doesn't change the fact that I have to deal with all this emotional bullshit everyday. Getting up in the morning is a huge struggle. And I know I'm not the only one who feels this way. Who sees revenge as a huge waste of time and engery. There has to be a different way to improve our society. We all live here but we all live within our own groups. White people hang out with white people..asians with asians..blacks with blacks..it ca
Read To Understand Me ( This Is My Poetry No One Elses)
I spent most of the day today in the hospital and the doctors office. I'm stuck in a wrist brace for 6 weeks. Seems I have a couple of fractured wrist bones that have pinched a nerve in my right hand... bad pert isthat I'm right dominant...also I have carple tunnel in it. My thyroid is underactive and I'm scheduled for more tests in January. So i'll still try and do pics but it's gonna take awhile since i have to do the left handed and I'm slower with that hand. Love to All. Just hold me close even if it's a dream let me hear your heartbeat let me have this dream. For the world is colder than the words that we say, and only in my dreams will I know you'll stay. For touching is not wanted and I need to be held, for when you've never known love it seems like your in hell. But even there you can't stop these dreams i have of you, of being in your arms and a love thats true. Who hears the tears that fall in the night, or sees the pain poured into a tattered
Dunno
Well I dont really know what to say but I figured i could go ahead and write a blog. If there are any avid readers you should check out the Claiming of Sleeping Beauty by Anne Rice. Its awesome and its alot of fun to read. I am currently reading the final book. Or if you dont like Erotica I would suggest the Dark Hunter Novels by Sherilyn Kenyon. If you want go ahead and read them they are awesom I promise.
Stalkers On Fubar
U know sometimes it feels good for people to tell ya what u want to hear...BUt when people continue to bother you and single you out in name calling it begins to be too much..So just consider who U talk to.....I love to STALK...((LUST)))LETS CLEAR THAT up...BUt never would I make them feel uncomfortable.....Lick me...HA ha....And I thank you to my RAWKIN ASS FRIENDS WHO know what IM talking about and to others who dont....I will just end it with this (((STALK ME WITH CAUTION))))I will bite back.......... Have a merry christmas and HAPPY HOLIDAYS.. SORRY I am not being myself, Love, Memory
Just Like A Woman
Just Like a Woman By:Salty Dog Show a night's affection baby. Make it simple with your innocents' and shys'. Though I knew a few women. They had no mercy and I, know I can't live my life through someone else's eyes Ain't that just like a woman. Baby Baby Ain't that just like you. Take a walk on the line. Ticking like a time bomb. Make me feel the hours, long to pass me by. I thought I knew where I was searching. It all looks the same when you stare at the sky. Ain't that just like a woman. Baby Baby Ain't that just like you. Ain't that just like a woman. Just like a woman. So amazed by the things she can do. Just like a woman. She hurts like a woman, and that's just like you. Just like you babe. Now I know a few more women with a little mercy and I, ain't gonna waste my time waste my time, waste my time with you woman. Ain't that just like a woman Baby Baby Ain't that just like you. Ain't that just like a woman Just like a woman So am
Need Some Help Plz
plz help my hubby level he only has 1,350 to go and would like to level soon. here is his link let me know that u helped and ill get you a gift. 13@ fubar
Holiday
Last year at Christmas time, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional holiday feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store and asked if my sister wouldn't mind going out to get it. When my sister left the house, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the mixed stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey... then re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back into the oven. When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird. With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Barbara, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry hysterically. It took the entire family almost two hours to convince her that tur
Breakup Poem
I'm broken I'm bruised All there was was you Now you're gone And there's nothing I can do You've hurt me I've cried All I want to do is die There's nothing else to say My world has been taken away I've loved and lost No matter the cost It hurts so much I try to believe That I'll be freed From this MISERY!
Adult Game
There is at least one person on your FUBAR list that wants to fuck the hell out of you. So lets play the Fuck or Pass! game. The rules are simple... if you want to fuck the person who posts this, send them a message saying "Yep, I'd Fuck you." SCARED? lol this sH!T's funny YOU HAVE TO RE-POST THIS!!
This Is For Sgt Danny That Calls Me And Kage Mom And Pop
imikimi - Customize Your World AS OF THIS FRI AT 0500 FRI SGT DANNY WON'T BE ONLINE FOR A LONG TIME . I HAVE GROWN TO CARE ALOT FOR HIM HE IS A AWSOME YOUNG MAN THAT HAS COME INTO MY LIFE SINCE I LOST A SON , PLEASE KEEP HIM IN YOUR PRAYERS ALL OUR LOVE FROM ALL AT DEATH BBG SPECIAL FORCES CHERIE (MOM ) KAGE (POP) DEB LANEY EMMIT PAYNEJA01 ALL OF US HUN GOD BLESS YOU KEEP YOU SAFE
The Last Star Message
Stars apparently no longer have any substance. They shine, they twinkle, they push their pinpoints of liquid luster against my window, but they’re just stars now. And, it brings to mind the poem I learned as a child, but with a different ending. Starlight, star bright, First star I see tonight. I wish I may, I wish I might But now I see only the cold blue light. It’s truly sad how quickly this star faded. It was my doing, I made the twinkle fade. And someday, I’ll learn to not wish upon a star. What will I learn? A star is sometimes too far away to reach. I can’t hold out my hand and cup one between my warm palms. So, I fear there will be no further star messages. The light that used to warm me now hurts me, and that’s not what stars are about. Stars are about love, about infinity; it’s best I leave them that way.
I Hate Depression
i just hate depression you know it makes you numb takes the joy out of life it sucks everything that you were from you and leaves an empty shell. a shadow of your former self. my sleeping habits have gone out the window i don't sleep until morning lately then sleep until 2 or so in the arvo i have no energy i feel so exhausted dead inside. i have soooo much work to do things to catch up on but i just don't have the energy to do so. my camera is my life in terms of money but lately i cant even look at it just to depressed to work the passion isn't there and if ya know photography you'll know that passion is 99% of a photo. i am just trying to stay ahead of the darkness trying not to slip to deep like before my body wears the scars of a darkness so self destructive so dangerous it can kill you. so if i seem a little down just realize its out of my control. friends help always! i love my family and love my gf who is so supportive of me in that way i have mo
For All Dcs Members
Just wanted to say thank you for allowing me to become a member of the DIRTY SOUTH CREW. I don't think I would have time to send thank you comments to everyone in the crew, so I figured i would just make a blog instead and say thank you, THANK YOU again for the acceptance. PROFILEDESIRE.COM
A Poet.......
Want you, want you, you, you, Doesn't matter that you're not here, I forgive all the silences. I want you, I don't care, I know you'll disappoint, I'm a willing captive, Why fight? There's no point. I want you, Need to hold you in my arms, Need to smell your sweat, inhale your breath, Need you inside of me, That's where you belong, That's where you were meant to be. I want you,the way you are. I really don't care, I just want you to be there. I want to open your door, Because I have my own key, I want to come in, Because you too, now want me. I want you to need me, I want to stare in your eyes, I want your promises, I don't care if they are lies. I want your body, Warm in my bed, I want you near me, I want you so bad. My bed is lonely, and so cold too As I lay here alone and dream of you Oh, how I wan you desperately To ahve you here in bed with me To feel your body cover mine Our passion raw and unconfined Your manhood stiffen as I p
Grilled
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Adult Game!
There is at least one person on your FUBAR list that wants to fuck the hell out of you. So lets play the Fuck or Pass! game. The rules are simple... if you want to fuck the person who posts this, send them a message saying "Yep, I'd Fuck you." SCARED? lol this sH!T's funny YOU HAVE TO RE-POST THIS!! There is at least one person on your FUBAR list that wants to fuck the hell out of you. So lets play the Fuck or Pass! game. The rules are simple... if you want to fuck the person who posts this, send them a message saying "Yep, I'd Fuck you." SCARED? lol this sH!T's funny YOU HAVE TO RE-POST THIS!!
Check This Out For Me.
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND OR HUSBAND OR WIFE - REPOST THIS! LET THE FUN BEGIN........ 1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm cute? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12.Condom or skin? 13.Have sex on the first date? 14.Would you kiss me during sex? 15.Do you think I would be good in bed? 16. Would you use me as a booty call? 17.Can I use you as a booty call? 19.Can we take pictures of the act? 20.How long would we have sex? 21.Would you tell your friends about me? 22.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! TITLE IT-Naughty Appli
Would U??
There is at least one person on your FUBAR list that wants to fuck the hell out of you. So lets play the Fuck or Pass! game. The rules are simple... if you want to fuck the person who posts this, send them a message saying "Yep, I'd Fuck you." SCARED? lol this sH!T's funny YOU HAVE TO RE-POST THIS!!
Erotic Stories
Another sexy story from TW TY baby doll I just love these stories!!! xoxoxo Tese Snow Day Shit,its snowing! She turned away from the window with a scowl. He pulled back the covers over his head and groaned, how much? She said probably at least 8 inches. He pushed back the covers and headed toward the window to see for himself. A groan came from his lips as he realized that she wasn’t kidding. He started to pull on his clothing, knowing that if he ever was going to make it to work he needed to start shoveling now. Outside he was struck by the bitter cold , the wind had changed to almost a biting cold now that the snow had stopped. With a sigh he grabbed a shovel and headed outside to get to work. After a while he decided that no matter how long he shoveled he was not going to get done in time to get to work so he called in for a snow day. She came out to see if she could help. She was standing beside him now looking so hot in her lil snow suit. As she bent over to fasten her
Ham & Cheese
do you like ham & cheese sandwich?
The Friends Oath
When I’m with you I’m controlled by desire Our eyes catch and yours Are lit up like fire My hand slips in yours I giggle and you grin I’m trembling with lust As the fun begins You pull me by hand To our room through the door The rooms lit by candles And petals cover the floor Gently you push me Onto the bed I watch as you pull Your top over your head Quick as I see you Your mouth finds mine Your lips are soft Your kisses divine Your hands find my top And our kiss is broken You begin to undress me Not a word is spoken When my body is bare Your pupils dilate The bulge in your pants Say that you’re in a state Your hands stroke my body Each grove and each curve You know I am yours That only you deserve Love is a game If played slowly, feels great But tonight is different Tonight I can’t wait I push you over You groan and I grin I pull down your pants My eyes drink you in And before you can speak I mount you, and moan You push up
Sunshine
Sunshine When I wake up in the morning Sunshine's falling on my skin And I call you up to tell you What a happy mood I'm in Feel the rhythm in my body And sing is all I wanna do I feel the day will bring me sunshine for it's another day with you
Pepsi Or Coke
Pepsi or coke
I Love You
I love you like I love a day when everything goes right I love you like I love to lay and watch the stars at night I love you like I love the rain its lustful calm embrace I love you like I love to laugh until it hurts my face I love you like I love to drive with no real destination I love you like I love the thrill of pure infatuation But most of all I love you like I love a cherished friend Who holds me tight, dries my tears and loves me to the end
Pepper Jack Chesse Or Yellow Cheese?
pepper jack cheese or yellow cheese?
Playstation
ok so i used to joke when i was young that i would play u like the nintendo.. yeah that ages me doesnt it.. but i was okcupid and took a personality test.. and the results say im like a playstation.. lmao cant help but post this!!!! gotta luv it!! The Playstation Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSM) Easy to turn on. Hard to beat. You are The Playstation. You're a nice girl, and you have lots of sex. It's therefore highly likely that you're attractive, and you're certainly outgoing & friendly. Plus, this healthy physical attitude of yours indicates deeper emotional well-being and stability. Unheard of. When guys dare to dream, they dream of you. You don't get attached too easily, and, to wit, you're not necessarily looking for something long-term right now. That's a bigger asset than you know. Though, physically speaking, you're open to anything, you're keeping your emotional side well-protected. This means there won't be a lot of wreckage to clean up whenever you
Let It Go
There are people who can walk away from you. And hear me when I tell you this! When people can walk away from you: let them walk. I don't want you to try to talk another person into staying with you, loving you, calling you, caring about you, coming to see you, staying attached to you. I mean hang up the phone. When people can walk away from you let them walk. Your destiny is never tied to anybody that left. The bible said that, they came out from us that it might be made manifest that they were not for us. For had they been of us, no doubt they would have continued with us. [1 John 2:19] People leave you because they are not joined to you. And if they are not joined to you, you can't make them stay. Let them go. And it doesn't mean that they are a bad person it just means that their part in the story is over. And you've got to know when people's part in your story is over so that you don't keep trying to raise the dead. You've got to know when it's dea
Nacho Cheese
do you like nacho cheese
How Shjould I Say...
I love you with a permanence That endures the passing years. I love you with a joyfulness That subdues all doubts and fears. I love you with an honesty That was born within my heart. I love you with the calm belief That we will never part. I love you with a confidence No earthly force can sever. I love you with the certainty That I’ll cherish you forever. I love you with the humbleness Of one who has been blessed. I love you with the reverence Of all that word suggests. I love you with a fervor That time cannot reverse. I love you with the truest love That I have put to verse.
Strange Habits
Greetings. Perhaps you have read through My lengthy detailed information in the profile here... Maybe you stumbled through My blogs or My added postings to My blogs... I get this sense that you are not amongst those who frequent these online "friends maker" sites... Why would a friend maker need a site to make friends... to earn points, fubuckos, and disturb the peace of others who adventure into friend maker sites to... good gosh... Make FRIENDS!!! Oh yes, you post comments but not on My blogs nor My photographs... "Why?" because I don't permit you... that's My way of avoiding your BS. (((NOTE: the term BS does not refer to Bachelor of Science Degree))) I do permit comments on My profile. This is where you get yourself into a perdicament with this Master... "Why?" because I recognize a points grabber or a fool who wants Me to be a man they think I aught to be but My profile, blogs, and all My messages say the same thing about Me... I am Master JerryVG2 not anything a
Old Saying
when you want something you can almost taste it
One Day
You walked lightly into my life Captivating and lovely to my mind, At first, I never cared who you were Now I don’t know who I am without you, You kissed me I felt my world change, You held me I heard my heart awaken, You loved me And my soul was born anew You walked lightly into my life Now my heart knows who you are And with every breath And every step I take down lonely roads, Your hand is my staff Your voice is my guide Your strength my shelter You’re passion my awakening. You walked lightly into my life, And all my pain You took as your own, And all my fears You cast into the sea, All my doubt Lost in your eyes, You walked lightly into my life And no matter if you choose to stay or go, My life is forever changed, Just because you loved me For a moment in time. And because I choose To love you For the rest of mine
Dirty Addictions
DIRTY ADDICTION HAS A NEW LOOK, NEW TUNES, AND EVEN MORE AWESOME PEOPLE! STOP BY AGAIN AND HAVE SOME FUN! JUST CLICK THIS LINK TO GET TO DIRTY ADDICTION: http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=50214 WISHING YOU AND YOURS A MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE STAFF AT DIRTY ADDICTION! STOP IN SUBSCRIBE AND SAY BOBBYBONES SENT YOU NOW
Would You Or Are You Scared
1 question 1 chance 1 honest answer. Thats all you get. You get to ask me 1 question. (TO MY INBOX) Any question, anything, no matter how crazy it is And I promise to answer them truthfully. No catch. But I dare you to repost this and see what people ask you... Bet you won't do it... There is at least one person on your FUBAR list that wants to fuck the hell out of you. So lets play the Fuck or Pass! game. The rules are simple... if you want to fuck the person who posts this, send them a message saying "Yep, I'd Fuck you." SCARED? lol this sH!T's funny YOU HAVE TO RE-POST THIS!!
Mistletoe Game
The 1st person to message u saying " I'd kiss you under the mistletoe. "... will be your fubar sweetheart... you'd be suprised just who wants to be yours...U have 2 do this even if you are taken! GOOOD LUCKK! Now u gotta repost this as, Mistletoe game
To My Wife
I am not very good at this writing so here it goes. This goes to my vey sexy and loving wife. I sometimes forget how tender and precious the touch of her lips are on mine and the fell for hands on my back or arms or just holding hands when we walk I take them for granted. I take for granted she is there for the girls taking care of them. Picking them up from school going to the ortho or soccer or what ever they need to do. Its been hard with my hours at work changing and not getting home till 9pm or later. she had a misscarrage 4 months ago and might be in the middle of another God I hope not. Honey I love you so much you are my other half for I am not whole with out you. Your Loving Husband Paul
Blogs
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then..... " he said (with a deep sigh), .. . ... . .. .. (scroll down) "Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box The 1st person to message u saying " I'd kiss you u
Breakfast
what do you have for breakfast?
S.i.n.
S.I.N. Lyrics By:Ozzy Osbourne A psycho driver twisted in my head Silence broken, but there's nothing said I got a nightmare from a fantasy Will the voices ever set me free Chorus: I can hear 'em, I can hear 'em Someone wake me when it's over I can see 'em, I can see 'em I can see 'em over and over again I saw it happening like deja-vu They tried to tell me but they couldn't get through In my head I hear the voices scream I need someone to tell me what it means Chorus Whoa--who turned off the lights? Whoa--a shadow in the night Whoa--it wasn't meant to be I can't take this alone Don't leave me on my own tonight No, no I can't make it alone Don't leave me on my own tonight Shattered dreams lay next to broken glass I wonder if tonight will be my last I need an angel who can rescue me To save me from my mental symphony Chorus Whoa--who turned out the lights? Whoa--shadows in the night Whoa--it wasn't meant to be I can't take this alone Don
The Noise In My Head
It's that time of night again I'll crack open the bottle of gin With its help Ill be able to erase The memory of your warm embrace Its been more than a year since my world fell apart When you came home that night and spilt your guilty heart Your words flowed like water over deafening ears The choice you made justified all of my fears I've always known that happiness was not for me For others it's easy but misery is my destiny Your words overwhelm me and I act enraged Inside I know, it's the same old play I don't deserve to be loved or so I've been told I gone to the depths of my emotional shores I've given it all to only be hurt and betrayed Now I just feel my heart slipping away In pain comes pleasure or so I've been told All I feel is the peace of mending my soul I've let it all go now and accepted my fate I will be all I need before it is to late Cruel words of others stick to skin like gl
Damn, Maybe I Am Just A Bitch...
Ever have one of those days when ONE thing goes wrong and it goes from a great day to wanting to hurt someone? Yeah, it's one of those days! Started out so good and in the past three hours it's gone to hell. Think I need a real life bar to help this one out!
Slave To Love
Like a flash of light in an endless night Life is trapped between two black entities 'Cause when you trust someone, illusion has begun No way to prepare, impending despair Did one say so cruel: "Tis better to love than lose" Ignorance is bliss - wish not knew your kiss So many times been burned, this lesson goes unlearned Remember desire only fuels the fire - liar Betwixed birth and death, every breath regret I pity the living, envy for the dead Emotionally stunned, in defense, I'm numb I'd rather not care than to be aware - be scared I don't need love Are a thousand tears worth a single smile? When you give an inch, will they take a mile? Longing for the past but dreading the future If not being used, well then you're a user and a loser World renowned failure at both death and life Given nothingness, purgatory blight To run and hide, a cowardly procedure Options exhausted, except for anesthesia - anesthesia I don't feel anything. You made me your ser
Games
There is at least one person on your FUBAR list that wants to fuck the hell out of you. So lets play the Fuck or Pass! game. The rules are simple... if you want to fuck the person who posts this, send them a message saying "Yep, I'd Fuck you." SCARED? lol this sH!T's funny YOU HAVE TO RE-POST THIS!!
Is It Worth It
is it worth it when you are friends with some one and you say something to them they take it the wrong way and you never speak to them. this happened to a friend of mine she said something and her friend seem to turn their back on her wont talk to her or anything i told her that if they were a real friend that they would always be there for them. so if you need to say something that might hurt someones feelings let them know that if it is going to hurt them then that is the way it is but one can to keep things bottled up inside as it will eat away at you and then when you do say something it will be totally wrong. and you could really loose a very dear friend. be wise at what you say and let the other know that you mean no harm.
Lounge Invites
I was told by fubar that I had to verify my email address so that I can level up and it doesn't work!!! Talk about frustrating!!! I hope that fubar realizes that this is a pain in the rump. And that's all folks. Just needed to vent At least have the courtesy to respond to me or talk with me and stop pretending I don't exist. There are way too many people chatting on lounges that simply ignore the new person and that's just wrong. So, please, before you ask me to your lounge please be prepared to at least acknowledge me and stop being so damn rude!
Screen Name
i haev alot of people asking what my name on here mean well i got something better if you really want to no me and not just as someone on the net ether but as a person then really listen to this song its by zeromancer-- Doppelganger I Love You
You've Got Her In Your Pocket
You've Got Her In Your Pocket By: The White Stripes You've got her in your pocket And there's no way out now Put it in the safe and lock it 'cause it's at home sweet home Nobody ever told you that it was the wrong way To trick a woman, make her feel she did it her way And you'll be there if she ever feels blue And you'll be there when she finds someone new What to do Well you know You keep her in your pocket Where there's no way out now Put it in a safe a lock it 'cause it's home sweet home The smile on your face made her think she had the right one Then she thought she was sure By the way you two could have fun But now she might leave Like she's threatened before Grab hold of her fast Before her feet leave the floor And she's out the door 'cause you want To keep you in my pocket Where there's no way out now Put it in a safe a lock it 'cause it's home sweet home And in your own mind You know you're lucky just to know her And in the beginning
Any Advice
If you would go to this link and leave me a comment please . i have never done this b4 and would love to see how this works. To all my friends and people who would like to be my friends you are welcome to leave comments for me and become my friend. i would really like to hear from you. Thank you so much.. Hope to be hearing from friends and future friends very soon. thankx again , christopher http://fubar.com/user/1253263
Karma
TheKarmaQuiz.com - Online Karma Test Click Here! john, Your Karmic Alignment is: Zen Intuition! Score: 21 You have a direct perception of truth. You are very keen and don't use it to take advantage. When you commit positive deeds, you don't do them to get ahead, you do positive deeds simply because it makes you feel good. Your intentions are almost always meant well and all this positive karmaic energy is bound to come back to you in a great way! MyHotComments
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OMG MY VIP IS GONE.. THAT MEANS I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE SEXY PICS... BOOHOO... ANYONE OUT THERE WANNA SHOW ME SOME LUV... PS... UMM YEAH I MEAN PRIVATE PICS..HEHE HEY PEEPS COME MY PROFILE AND CHECK OUT MY CHRISTMAS TREE...LEAVE SOME LUV..THANKS Hey Friends Can you Help me Level up,, i have been at this level for a while... I will return the favor... thanks
Lovely Pain
We were once united now we're worlds apart i thought we would always be together but it wasnt to be you said you wanted to be free As i look into your eyes all i want is to cry the pain and hurt i feel i just cant believe its real as you walk away and say bye i felt like i would die and as we drift apart the pain crushed my heart
Usually Here, Always Gone: The Ramblings Of A True American Anti-hero
So I was talking to this girl that thinks she has a dilemma... ...basically, her and 3 girls she knows were GREAAAAAAAAT friends back in high school... ...so she says. Now, her dilemma is that the other three will not talk to any of the others, but all three DO talk to her.... ...and she wants to tell them how everyone else is doing sooooooooooooooooooooooo bad... ...but says she can't because they are not talking to each other. In my opinion... ...not that great of friends at all. My OPINION mind you *LMFAO* (last thing I need is some sob story/hate mail/or whatever it is you might feel inclined to do) I mean seriously, me and my friends have been at outs before... ...words been said... ...boobies were grabbed... ...sometimes flashed.... ...threats made... ...and blows thrown. NOW....after all that (disregarding the booby flashing because you know that
What The Fukk Is Goin On
I NEVER RANT ABOUT EVERYTHING . I AM THE ONE THAT PEOPLE ALWAYS COME TO WHEN THEY NEED SOMEONE TO TALK TO . I AM ALWAYS THERE FOR MY FRIENDS AND WHAT DOES THAT GET ME . STABBED IN THE BACK OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN . I WAS WITH A WOMAN ON HERE FOR A WHILE THINGS WERE GOOD BUT WE SLOWLY STARTED TO DRIFT APART AND SHE WAS ALL TRYIN TO MAKE ME DECIDE IF I WANTED TO BE WITH HER OR NOT ON A DAY THAT I WAS SICK AND WAS HAVING MIGRAINS SO BAD THAT I COULD BARELY SEE . SHE GETS PISSED OFF AND ENDS IT THEN BLOCKS ME FROM EVERYTHING AND FROM WHAT I CAN TELL HAS TOLD SOME OF MY FRIENDS A BUNCH OF SHIT TO WHERE THEY WONT EVEN TALK TO ME ANYMORE . I HAVE TRIED TALKING TO SOME OF THEM BUT I ALWAYS GET THE COLD SHOULDER . I TRIED TALKIN TO HER TO SAY IM SORRY FOR EVERYTHING AND WOULD STILL LIKE TO BE FRIENDS AND I GET BLOWN OFF AGAIN . I USED TO WORK FOR A LOUNGE WICH I WILL NOT MENTION THE NAME BUT I WAS THERE G.M. AND DJ . I DJ'D ON THE AVERAGE 12-15 HOURS A DAY EVERYDAY I DID EVERYTHING
A Poem
"I see you in my mind i fear you in my sleep everywhere i go you're there by my side haunting me in my dreams killing me in my sleep i tried so hard to run and hide but you're there in the shadows in my mind"
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MySpace Codes & MySpace Layouts MySpace Codes & MySpace Layouts He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. You talk trash about your 'buddies' that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls. He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists. You complain about how hot it is. He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow. You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong. He doesn't get to eat today. Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes. He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean. You go to the mall and get your hair redone. He doesn't have time to brush his teeth today. You're angry because your class ran 5 minutes over. He's told he will be held over an extra 2 months. You call your girlfriend and set a date for tonight. He waits fo
Poem's For Those Who Want To Get To Know Me!!
  Ok I have been off for awhile and a lot of things have gone down to say the least, about 8 months ago I broke up with my Gf at the time. I broke up with her because she disrespected me and my family at my grandmas funeral and had no respect for me. I then find out that she is pregnant. I allso find out that it might not be mine, and she is all like well you got to step up and be the man and your nothing but this and that and other shit behind my back. I have overheard it and I have had friends tell me she has said it ( we work in the same place) but then to my face she is like aww baby I love you I want to be with you, which I think is a bunch of bull shit. I have told her that all I want is a DNA test and I have said I have no problem taking care of my own. I mean am I in the wrong for not being back with her? I only want to have somebody to love me for who I am, to be able to understand and appreciate the things that I bring to the table. Shit I want somebody who can take care of
My Opinion
why is it there are such words as taboo and morally wrong who is the one that thought these words up i am totally head over heals in love with a women that has another wonderful man and women in her life and we are all o.k with this why should i be neglected or not loved just because someone else came first when you love someone you love them regardless of there situation you love them totally and completely and they in turn do the same i am a man that will be the third in a family it isn't a sex thing and i don't do men i just care for them both enough to love without borders or restraint and if that is wrong or bad then so be it this is my choice and my life and i will live it to its full potential kalira i love you and scott i care about and i will be there to support the two of you any and all ways i can no matter what you know what gets me why is there a lack of BBW's on here with a little self respect i search threw profile's for something out of the ordinary rather then peo
Just To Let U Kno
since i dont have a computer right now i wont be on for awhile but my dad is lookin for one so it wont b much longer ill do my best to check it every once and awhile if possible m
Top Ten Pros And Cons
Top Ten Pros And Cons
Peeing Where You Shouldnt
Has anyone ever peed where you shouldn't. I am not talking about those emergency times..where you whip it out.. when your outside. I mean, have you ever slept walk..or was so tired you peed where you shouldn't. I was on here late lastnight..and seen my boy come down the steps. The bathroom is right near the corner I am in. Anyways.. he turns right..going into the kitchen. I was kinda curious about what he was doing so I got up and followed him. He went straight down into the basement. Hes kinda in a daze..looking around. Next thing i know hes whipping it out. This is my youngest.. 7yrs old. I rushed over.. directed him over to the drain in the floor..so it wasnt all over the place. It started out.. just going everywhere! Had a nice job of floor cleaning afterwards. LOL. When I was little.. like around his age.. my mom said I got up and went into this tiny little closet we had..and peed. Its just amazing what all you do when your asleep~
Guestbook
Friendship
A friend is like a flower, a rose to be exact, Or maybe like a brand new gate that never comes unlatched. A friend is like an owl, both beautiful and wise. Or perhaps a friend is like a ghost, whose spirit never dies. A friend is like a heart that goes strong until the end. Where would we be in this world if we didn't have a friend.
Lve And Its Awful Ways
I think everyone at some point in their life has liked or even loved someone who either doesnt like you back or doesnt even know you are alive. Seems I have fallen for the guys who cant love me back or just dont know how I feel. Both are my fault but whos to blame any one self for their heart and is it really love or just lust after something we cant have. Is it our way to know we still feel, by wanting something we cant have and getting our hearts broken? Could it be that if we did get what we wanted we wouldnt want it anymore? I've been there too, wanted someone so bad but when I got them had a change of heart and instead of them breaking my heart i broke theirs. So we go through life and want and need but never appreciate what we do have. We keep the bad apples and throw out the great ones then end up without any at all. All I want is to find someone who wont break my heart, treat me like Im someone special, and love me for who I am. Isnt that all any of us want??
Me To
Last night we kissed, you kissed my pain away. You said 'I love you' If I would have known, I'd have said 'Me too'. Now tonight its to late You're gone from me forever. The lord took you away and now my pain is killing me Soon I'll be with you again to say 'Me too'
Quizes For Fun
The ULTIMATE NAUGHTY QUIZ! Fill it out and send it to me in a message, and repost to see what people put for you! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Dick/Boob Size: 4. Favorite position (s) ? 5. Do you think i'm hot? 6. Would you have sex with me? 7. lights on or off? 8. Would you have to be drunk? 9. Would you take a shower with me? 10. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 11. Would you leave after or stay the night? 12. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 13. Condom or skin? 14. Do you give Oral pleasures? 15. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 16. Have sex on the first date? 17. Would you kiss me during sex? 18. Do you think I would be good in bed? 19. Would u have a 3-some with me? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Would you send me nude pics if I gave you my email
A Vampires Lust
I wake just before dusk, safe and secure in my room. Enveloped by darkness, but still able to see the faint traces of the sun's last light under the door to my bedroom, I sit up and pause at the edge of my bed. I pull my hair back away from my face, only to have it tumble forward again. The fog in my head clears at the same moment the light winks out from under my door. Bright-eyed and alert now, I can think about the night ahead. I slip off the end of my bed and pad around the room. The floor is cool against my bare feet and it heightens my senses even further. Yes… tonight I am hungry. Tonight I will hunt. Smiling to myself I quickly go through all the necessary motions, getting together clothing, money, keys, etc. In the shower I ponder my options. Should I go to the park, the library, or the clubs? The warm water on my skin is delicious, like thousands of warm fingers on my skin. Drying myself after the shower, I return to my options. Remembering the last fiasco at the park, and
To Get To Know You
Feelings
You put the world on my shoulders and i take it all. You don't say thank you you just act like its nothing. I try to be strong try to hide my feelings for you. I make it so you don't see all the hurt I have inside. I wish you would help me, instead of me helping you. I can't let you down thats how you make me feel. So now I'm saying sorry for my own Feelings.
I Definitely Am Not Happy Here!
A Dragons Lullabuy
Soft sounds of nesting Dragons Heavy breath’s of mammoth beasts Blues, Gold’s, Reds and Browns Surrounding the Queen Of Emerald Green A trumpet sounds, bells ring All rise to the challengers The Bronze arrive! Take care O’ winged friend First the Blues shoot for the sky Darting through the caves Bursting into sunlight Guarding the Lair Then the Reds, blood curdling screams Split the dawn Rising to the enemy The warriors rush in To battle the Gold’s arise No mercy given, no quarter taken The Bronze shall fall! The battle joined Quiet as mice, the Browns depart Off to their points, Guard the young! Slower than the others Yet, far more ruthless Arise! Arise! O’ Warriors of the sky Soar to the heavens Defend the caves Defend the Queen Of Emerald Green From out of the heavens The Bronze descend To take the Queen The ultimate prize The battle is joined, voices raised The cries of death, screams of victory ‘Twas feared the Bronze would rule
Anyone
When you tell me it's good, I know it's not. When you tell me I'm pretty, I know I'm not. I can see in your eyes That you mean well. But did you look in mine, And see all the hurt inside? I want to feel warm But all I get is cold. I want to see light But I'm in the dark. I'm calling out and no one's listening. Can anyone help, Or are you too busy to care? Turn and look. Am I still there?!
Differences
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Hme
Ok so I get home from Iraq in about 2 months. I am planning on getting 2 new tattoos, The first really isnt going to be that big of a deal Just a reverse tribal around my right arm. But the other one is going to be The Soldiers Memorial. The problem I am going to is I cant find a picture that I like and havent really been able to find somebody to draw a good one. So if anybody can draw and would be so kinda as to draw me a Tweeked picture of the Soldiers Memorial send me a message please. And for those of you that are wondering what the Soldiers Memorial is Its either a M-16 or M-4 stood up between a pair of boots with the Kevlar placed on the butt of the rifle and Dogtags hanging from the pistol grip of the rifle.
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Home
I am going to be doing two big things for Christmas.... I am taking a vacation - my sister baught me tickets to go to N.Y. for a week over the holidays - and I am going alone!! That started a big argument with my sister but I told her that was the only way I would go. I have not seen my neice's in a long time and I need to. Brianne, the older neice (she is 9) has been singled out to be trained for the 2012 Olympics for horse jumping. Didnt know that was an Olympic sport but why not!! She has won or placed in every competition along the eastern sea board. It is amazing because she is competeing against girls as old as 14 and 15. So I will get to see her and my other niece who is also my God Daughter. My sister is the only close family I have left so it will be nice to see her. I am panicking already about taking a week away from work and I am not leaving until the 20th of Dec. I have been making checklists and bugging the hell out of everyone about it. I am bringing my c
The Lost Ark
The Holy Grail is an enduring mystery. However, it is often difficult to define just what it is. Traditionally, it is thought to be the cup used by Christ at the Last Supper, but its meaning has gone far beyond this physical artifact. Rather, it is often seen as symbolic of enlightenment in the mind. It is the quest for the mystical experience, and a connection with the God-head. By connecting, you reach a state of purity. Many myths have gathered around the Grail. Typical are those concerning King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table. In this respect, the Grail Quest becomes one of aspiration, purity and bonding. Of course, such myths and ideals are said not to play a large part in our lives. After all, it is just make-believe. But could it be that the purpose of Grail myths was to form a distinct mentality within society? The Grail became synonymous with chivalric purity. This was the ultimate way to be in Medieval times. The whole lifestyle of the Knight was geare
School....
Well all just wanna share my Joy with you all and let you all know that i will be started School on Jan 22 of 08 .. I will be going for my AOS Degree in Computer Aided Drafting and Design — Architectural. At Island Drafting and Technical Institute ... I went for the test today an passed with flying colors .. .. HOOO HOOOOOO
Blue Sky
When do stars fade their light? Does the moon and the sun make it right For you the world maybe Like an endless storm chasing a mystery Is there hate in your heart? Does your body drop and tell you to stop Loving you or loving me When it all falls down you just sing with me Coz there's a blue sky waiting tomorrow Waiting tomorrow shining and shimmering A blue sky waiting tomorrow Waiting tomorrow Maybe it's all we need Oh don't you wash away that smile You just look out the window and see the light It's beautiful to be alive It's wonderful to live a life The sun is sure to shine For you and me for everyone So don't be sad it's just the start Of a new beginning in your life Rain will keep on pouring Some things you can't control And while the sun seems far and hard to hold It will unfold There will always be a blue sky A blue sky waiting tomorrow
Healing
Now, we have gotten through one more fall, I can just admit I’ve got it all ’cause I do ’cause I’ve got you. We’ve crossed these battle lines too many times. It passes through the heart. But it never leaves a mark. ‘Cause your love just keeps on healing me, no matter how I bruise. If I just trust you, your love just keeps on dealing me one more cure, one more chance that wasn’t there before, In your arms, no pain can harm the way I’m feeling ‘Cause don’t you know that your love is healing. I kicked around these lines in my head but I never listened to the words that you said. See where it’s lead. Well, I think I have it now ‘Cause you’ve showed me how And all I had to do was just to keep my eyes on you.
Stories That Will Make You Hard Or Wet
Your in my every thoughts, the softness of your eyes, the little smerky smile you get when you know you out did me. Everytime I see you on cam makes me wanna be in your warming embrace. The feeling of your arms arround me makes me feel at ease with what the world brings my way. The soft warm touch of your skin next to mine giving me chills cause it feels so right to be with you......the flight there is going to have me wanting that feeling more then anything just to be imbraced by you.... to feel your soft lips touch mine for the first time... to be able to look into your soft eyes and see into your soul....recieving a melencoly feeling of serenity....i lean into kiss you again this time i throw in a lil tongue in with it, with my arms arround your back holding you close to me letting you know i'm not walking away from this... i look arround for a possible spot to be alone in the airport just to be able to have some fun while catching up on times enjoying the fact that i'm finally t
That Ass
Oh, that ass. I've got to smack that ass.Oh, that ass just have to smack that ass.Stick your ass in the air and shake it round then jiggle it, jiggle it up and down. Now swing it to the left then swing it to the right. Swing it for me baby all damn night.Oh, that ass.I've got to smack that ass. Oh that ass just have to smack that ass. Get me tied up and go for broke. Tease me a little while you drink your Coke.Play with some ice with yo ass so fine.Let me know that you wanna be mine and I know this may sound corny but oh, me so horny, oh, oh me so horny, oh me so horny. Me love you long time. That ass I've just got to smack that ass............lol...
Ponderings
Sometimes I just think about how I want so much more in life, but I don't understand why. I have all I can ask for and I am very, very thankful for what I have. I dunno if that is a good thing or a bad thing, or maybe just an indifferent thing. Sometimes though, life makes no sense what so ever and it all just seems so meaningless and sometimes it just kinda comes together and things make sense, at least for a brief moment in time. Maybe I just think way too much. I just want a real job, nice things, and to meet this man of my dreams. I would give him the world if I could, but what good would that do? I'll just find something more useful. My thoughts are kind of starting to run together, as you can tell. I am tired, lonely and upset. Anyways, I should stop rambling now. I was just venting my feelings of want. As long as I have God, My family, My love, and my health..I guess I shouldn't complain. If I cried a tear from my broken heart,a lonely tear for a world fallen apart. Would y
Funny
Merry Christmas From Heaven
This is a poem that says what I know he would say if he could. MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM HEAVEN Written by: John Mooney I still hear the songs I still see the lights I still feel your love on cold wintery nights I still share your hopes and all of your cares I'll even remind you to please say your prayers I just want to tell you you still make me proud You stand head and shoulders above all the crowd Keep trying each momemt to stay in His grace I came here before you to help set your place You don't have to be perfect all of the time He forgives you the slip If you continue the climb To my family and friends please be thankful today I'm still close beside you In a new special way I love you all dearly now don't shed a tear Cause I'm spending my Christmas with Jesus this year Merry Christmas Marcus....I know how much you loved this time of year and you are here with us always. We love you now and forever. xoxoxoxo Ila and
Birthdays
Well yesterday was my 21st birthday!!!! No i didn't go get shit faced I had to work today. But i did get a new puppy she is a Bassit and Dushound mix. I named her City, she is adorable. Her paws almost the size of my hands and the funny thing is she is barely 4 weeks old, small body and big paws. Friday the family and I are going to Fast Eddies to kick my new found legalness into gear. I've gotten lots of goodies with more to come from the rest of the family. Ryan got me Jack skelington car mats, 2 new pairs to heels, Cheshire cat key chain, a new evening wallet, and a sparklong white fadora. Mom gave me a $2000 check to pay for my wisdom teeth. Which is awesome!!!! But i'm off to go eat some cup cakes so to da loo for now....
This Is What Should Be In The News
I'll Miss You
I came on here today thing i would just delete my profile and then i have all this mail from some really good friends.I still want to delete my profile.So talk me out of it if i get less then 100 comments i'm deleting.
Giving Up
MySpace Graphics & MySpace Codes giving up ive finally learned what life is all about, hanging on when your hearts had enough and giving more when you feel like giving up.
What Should I Do
I went to see my boyfriend and everything went fine untill I went in the shower and when I came out and he was gone and left me a message that sorry had to go and explian later he has also blocked me from his myspace page so I can't even message him at all Help
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Giveaway!!!
I am in a giveaway for a MONTHS VIP I need 14,500 comments. Pls help me get VIP. (repost of original by 'Military Supporter~Co -Founder of Military Family Bombers {Wicked Storm Crew}' on '2007-11-28 07:04:10') Iam in a Giveaway...For a months VIP!!Ineed 14,000Comments.Plz HELP ME GET VIP!!! i will show the love in return!! Sweetlips
Bedtime Story
The Magic Pen I’m sitting in my backyard on a sunny early spring afternoon. My blue spiral notebook is on my lap and a magic pen is in my hand. The pen doesn’t look that special if you see it in my bag or on my desk, just a black gelstick pen with a cap. The magic begins when I touch it to paper. Two fussy blue jays chase each other overhead. “Are they mad at each other or just playing?” My pen writes the question before I have time to think of it. A squirrel buries a pecan in the next door neighbor’s yard, his bushy tail twitching as he digs. “How will he remember where he hid it?” my pen asks. I really don’t know. There are tiny yellow flowers tucked throughout the greening grass. “Why do we call them weeds?” the pen questions. Oh, and there are six fluffy dandelion seed balls lined up against the side of my house. “You can make a wish, you know. What will you wish for?” my pen asks. I stop writing for a moment to think of all the possibilities. A yellow
Other
NEED WASHING?? A little girl had been shopping with her Mom in Target. She must have been 6 years old, this beautiful red haired, freckle faced image of innocence. It was pouring outside. The kind of rain that gushes over the top of rain gutters, so much in a hurry to hit the earth it has no time to flow down the spout. We all stood there under the awning and just inside the door of the Target. We waited, some patiently, others irritated because nature messed up their hurried day. I am always mesmerized by rainfall. I got lost in the sound and sight of the heavens washing away the dirt and dust of the world. Memories of running, splashing so carefree as a child, came pouring in as a welcome reprieve from the worries of my day. The little voice s so sweet as it broke the hypnotic trance we were all caught in, 'Mom let's run through the rain,' she said. 'What?' Mom asked. 'Lets run through the rain!' She repeated. 'No, honey. We'll wait until it slows d
Concerns And Complaints
OK, since i know you are all voting on the stupid mumms about it since I can SEE everything you are doing, do everyone a favor. Go to "My Profile" and change the options under "Notify my friends when I do stuff:" to NO. Problem solved, stop bitching... quit being annoyed. Pass it on, it's actually pretty easy to do... hell, I did it. FYI -- if you can't figure it out, or like this for some reason, let me know and I'll delete you. I don;t need to know your EVERY MOVE! SO, let's rewind until April of this year. I am coming home from working a Phillies game and it's really late at night. As I am getting close to home, there is a tree fallen in the road. I swerve into the oncoming traffic lane a little to avoid it and WHAMMO, there is a truck behind the tree and I crash into it, destroying the passenger side of my car. He was facing me, with no lights on and hidden by this tree. To try to shorten the story, he was blitzed, and had crashed solo, taking out both this tree and a
A Friends Blog
"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930's One of the serious problems in planning the fight against American doctrine, is that the Americans do not read their manuals, nor do they feel any obligation to follow their doctrine... - From a Soviet Junior Lt's Notebook "The best tank terrain is that without anti-tank weapons." -Russian military doctrine. ...At a prewar diplomatic conference, the Nazi Foreign Minister Ribbentrop "sniffed" to Eden and Churchill that if there was another war, the Italians would be on Germany's side! To which Churchill supposedly replied: "that seems only fair, we had them last time!"... "The reason the American Army does so well in wartime, is that war is chaos, and the American Army practices it on a daily bas
Giveaway
Military Bullshit
I'm FURIOUS with our USMC! I'm positive this type of bullshit happens in all of the branches however! Back in 1999 when my daughter was a high school senior she was approached by a Marine recruiter and enlisted into the Marines as her plan for after graduation, which only the good Lord knew how much a taste of reality my daughter needed! Even if she only survived boot camp I was sure it could only be a positive thing for her! Long story short, from January when she enlisted until maybe March it was Sgt, then as time passed it became a first name basis only. Before we'd realized it they'd been dating! YES.... This 24yr old MARRIED RECRUITER was not only dating my high school senior, but the week of her graduation they assured themselves of her not going to boot camp in Sept, or the Marines at all, with a PREGNANCY! Also, during these months of joy, during a verbal argument between he and I in my front yard, he assaulted me by taking both hands and shoving them into my che
Rantings
Have you ever wondered how the priests of Europe got the name Druid? There's all sorts of speculation from linguists, using root sounds, they speculate 'Oak wisdom' but what's the legend behind our name? The last migration of the tribes The time was around 1500BC, Europe was still greatly forested and occupied by indigenous people and Celts. One group of tribes probably from the Baltic heard the call of the Goddess to migrate north west towards two enchanted Islands, this is their story. The tribes traveled through the great forests by summer hunting and foraging for food, making camp by winter so that the little children and old folk could take rest and enjoy shelter. They were a beautiful people with chestnut hair, tall fair skinned and eyes either of the colour of the sky in springtime, or green as the leaf of an oak. The tribes elected chieftains for the journey, and from among these one man, a great warrior known for his wisdom, to be the high chieftain. When the jour
The Lost Drunk
A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?" The drunk answers, "Yes, I am." So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, "Brother, have you found Jesus?" The drunk replies "No, I haven't found Jesus," The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a little longer this time. He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus, my brother?" The drunk again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus." By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the water again - but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up. The preache
Contest Stuffs!
Ok, just for fun... and also cuz I'm at a loss. Can someone please help me name my pussy?! I'm willing to put up 10,000 Fu-bucks to the winner. Just click the pic and leave comments. My 13 yr old and 4 yr old daughters will be the judges so y'all know that I'm not playing favorites to anyone. I will have them pick next Friday afternoon. Gives y'all a week. Thanks! A little history. It's a female cat. She came to me on Yule. She only really likes me, would only come up to me. She's not mean to my kids and she's warming up to them. She will follow me to the mailbox and back home. She's an all around great little kitty. Now she just needs to warm up to the neighbors' chihuahua and older cat. But she's young yet, I estimate her to be about 8 or 9 months old. (I'm a Vet Tech, I learned these things.)
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Say Hi To Jesus And His Father
To all of you that i have decieved, i am gods child not alone, I have been waalking with him for a while ever since the age 12 so I have told a bunch of you that i am wiccan but I really follow christ so if anyone is offended that think i am not who said I was.
Halls Of Illusion
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See Ya
Ok I am gonna log off in a few minutes.... I will see and talk to you all in a few days from the states......... Gonna be on PST so my time difference will really change...... MUAHZ! Tawnya
~the Kiss~
IT IS STORMY OUTSIDE AS I SIT BY MY WINDOW WATCHING THE RAIN FALL LIKE SILENT TEARS I WAIT FOR YOU TO COME HOLD AND KISS ME. INTO THE ROOM YOU QUIETLY WALK. LOOKING AT YOUR FACE I SEE YOUR SOFT TENDER LIPS GENTLY I STROKE YOUR CHEEK, MY FINGER TIPS BRUSH SOFTLY ACROSS YOUR LIPS. MY LIPS TOUCH YOUR WITH A SILENT BREATH, LONG AND SOFT. I LOVE YOUR KISS AS I LOVE YOU
A Great Friends Loss.
Click The Photo To Go To Adam's Profile. One Of Our Dearest Friends,Adam Aka Chains has suffered a great loss, His Mum had passed away suddenly on Tuesday,November 27,2007. He was very close to her,She Mean't the World To Him. He Is Devastated By this loss,and Needs All The Love And Support That we can muster up for him, As Online Family And Friends,We must Reach Out to him and Let Him Know We are there For Him,in his dire time of need. To All Who Know Adam,You Know What a Wonderful And Phenomenal Friend He has Been to All he comes in Contact with, So I Ask All To Please Stop By His Profile and Leave Your Love And Heartfelt Sympathy For Him. With Great Sympathy,in Our Hearts Bobby And Roxanne.
Strongest Love
THE FLOODS CAN NEVER DROWN MY LOVE NOR WEAKEN MY DESIRE RAIN CAN FALL FROM ABOVE BUT NEVER QUENCH THIS FIRE BECAUSE SOFT IS MY HEART SURROUNDED BY LOVES FLAME
For My Love For You
BURNNING PASSION SADNESS SO PURE COMPLETE SMILE UNSEEN PAIN JOY TAINTED EACH MOMENT FULLY FELT FOR BEING IN LOVE WITH YOU
The Final Word
Ok, due to recent events in my life starting 2 days ago I am resigning my positions and cutting all affiliations with any lounges that I belong to. I will still continue to stay on the site and visit people in lounges but I am not going to belong to any one lounge. The contacts I have on yahoo messenger is getting greatly reduced to the only ones that I want to stay and talk to. I am sorry for the feelings that I am hurting by doing this but like I said, due to events from yesterday and the day before, I feel this is the best course of action for me. This site has just added way too much stress and drama into my life that I didnt need. I have plenty already. So I am seriously cutting back for now. I might return in the future to a more active state with the site but today will be the last day that I am totally active. I know I repeated myself but sometimes thats what people need to understand something. I have had fun, its been great, I wish you all the best and hope to see you agai
+++life+++
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"
For You I Am
I AM A SOFT FEATHER PILLOW COME REST YOUR HEAD ON ME LET YOUR FEELING OUT I WONT TELL A SOUL I AM A STREAM FLOWING COME SIT ON MY BED COOL YOURSELF OFF BY LYING WITH ME YOU ARE NOT ALONE I AM HERE WITH YOU FOREVER
Storys ( True And False )
My cousins boyfriend remodels houses and one day he was in the closet of a house and felt something on hes neck and swiped it off. 3 days later the same spot swole up to be a huge red bump. He went to the doctor and they cut it open to drain and discovered a brown recluse spider layed 3 egg sacks in hes neck. Then he fell ill and started suffering horrible stomach cramps and spent a whole month in the hospital before he recovered. This is a true Story - My mom called me the other day to tell me he was released from the hospital finally.
The Cannibal Within
A WARNING : I will now reveal the facts to you--the hard, inexorable, terrible facts. The truth is not beautiful--it stands on cloven hoofs--it is covered with coagulated blood--but it is the truth. The human race does not control its own destiny. We may think we are free--millions of brainwashed simians living in a corn-fed Babylon called America believe this fantasy--but it is all an illusion. We are slaves--livestock--tethered on a long and invisible leash. "The Earth is a farm," wrote Charles Fort. "We are someone else's property." We may think we are special--holy, honored, valued--god's chosen primates--but that is a fraud. The dupes of superhuman forces, we are misfits and abominations. We have no higher purpose--no savior god died for our sins--we exist, only because our masters are infatuated with our meat. We have a choice: the evil may be patiently borne or savagely resisted M.L Maribello The ancestors discovered the pleasure--the almost orgasmic j
So Hard
can anyone tell me why it is so damn hard to find a good woman in this world? i have been searching forever for the right woman to give my heart and love to but i can't seem to find that special person to live the rest of my life with.
Cold
its real cold here. getting ready to snow. if i go out side for even a minute im breathing ice crystals. where in the hell did summer go
Lullabye
Viper Pit Lounge - News And Info
Begining Dec 1st 2007 The Viper Pit Will Become a PRIVATE VIP Lounge Only. Each member can have a custom Viper Pit VIP ID made for them. ( Made By Jokers Wild Or Lacey Wild ) Each Member Must have a verified Salute - No Exceptions. FUBAR VIP is NOT Required to be a Viper Pit VIP Member. I Will be cleaning House the Morning Of Dec 1st. WHY ? : I would rather have a hand full of Real Friends to sit and chat with, Than a bunch of numbers & Fakes. I think we are a pretty Tight knit family that can get along, Compromise when we have diffrences and come to one anothers side when they are in need of our support and compassion. We will still have security in the lounge, Authough in the past we realy havent had to have it so I have reduced some moderators that are not active in the lounge and VP Greeters have remained the same. Anyone have any Questions Feel Free to FUBAR msg me..... We have also Gained A Benifactor for the radio stations with a 1 yr commitment. Any
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When I Get Where Im Going
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Introduction
1 Month V.i.p Give Away
Hello everyone I just wanted to ask all of my friends if they wouldn't mind helping me out. I am in a give away and I am trying to get a 1 month V.I.P. I need to get 14,500 comments. Now I know its alot but if you think about it I have helped most of you out. If you do help me out I will make you a pic of something. Well here is the link to the pic if you have the heart to help me out>>>>> Brought to you by ~*Demented Kitty*~@ fubar
Your Special!
Today is International Disadvantaged People's Day. Please send an encouraging message to a retarded friend, just as I've done. I don't care if you lick windows, interfere with farm animals, drool when you smile or occasionally shit yourself... You hang in there; you're fucking special...
Whats Next?
two elementary kids here in michigan fought over an i pod. one kid brought a gun to the after-school fight. luckily the police were tipped off and intervined. i think the gun scene at schools is getting rediculious. thats what happens when your not allowed to correct your child.
Devestating News!!!
True Story from Houston Medical Center A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep I don't know what's worse: a.. Having your girlfriend find out you're married b.. Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis c.. Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring
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One Last Breath
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Misfits Angels
he needs less than 10.000 for ninja, carolena send me the link so for these can help KG@ fubar
Just Rambling
I am the ice princess my heart is made of stone. I am the ice princess, frozen to the bone. I am the ice princess and you will never melt me. I am the ice princess and you can never help me. I am the ice princess, pure and cold as snow. I am the ice princess, the one you’ll never know. I am the ice princess, with armour made of steel. I am the ice princess, I think; I do not feel. I am the ice princess, be sure and keep your distance. I am the ice princess, with my sacrificial independence. I am the ice princess; to me your heart is glass. I am the ice princess; I’ll break it as I pass. I am the ice princess my emotions are long dead. I am the ice princess and snow falls where I tread. I am the ice princess, with walls you can’t break down. I am the ice princess, icicles my crown. I am the ice princess, keep your distance, stay away. I am the ice princess; my love would only make you pay. I am the ice princess my heart is made of stone. I am the ice princess.
Erotic Poetry
She sits…. She sits transfixed by the words on her screen… She has a faraway look in her eyes, she feels as if her heart is elsewhere even as she feels it beating in her chest. She thinks of Him…. He fills her mind and she wanders through shadows never stopping, looking for Him always. It is as if she has searched forever and only now found her heart…the ache she feels there makes her know it is real… She smiles…. She leans back and closes her eyes… The smile on her lips comes from her heart, she feels Him as she wanders now through her mind… searching… knowing… finding Him there teasing her, taunting her…… She moans softly…. A soft laugh comes from her as she sits now dreaming…. In her mind He touches her, tickling her heart and her smile widens slightly… She is lost with Him deep in the far reaches of her mind…. She follows Him…. He leads her through a place filled with light and warmth… Her heart given to Him she follows…wi
Thanks Everyone
For My Dear Friend, Adam...*hugs*
Our dear friend, Adam...lost his dear Mum suddenly yesterday. I'm not sure of the details as yet...but I do know he was very close to her & she meant the world to him. And that he is devastated & needs all the support & love from all his family & friends here. Anyone who has the blessing of having Adam's friendship...knows what a caring, loving person he is & the dearest friend you could ever have. I wanted to do this because he is very important to me as he is to all of you here & to let everyone know about his deep sorrow & loss of his dear Mum...
Kisses
Soooo Sweet
Star light, star bright First star I see tonight I wish I may I wish I might Have this wish I wish tonight I wish she knows just how I feel And know her Beauty is definitly real Even though, so far away She's closer to me in everyway I dont ask for much, but let her see All the good things she brought to me Kool-aid smile when shes around Talking to her turns my frown up side down Beauty that rotates inside and out Booty that makes a brother scream and shout Eyes that sparkle like the 4th of july Kindness so warm like a sweet potato pie Star light, star bright First star I see tonight I wish I may I wish I might See her face in mornings light
Weird Scenes From The Gold Mine...
Some of you may not be football fans.. or watch the news. The 21 on my page is my own little way of paying tribute to Sean Taylor, Safety for the Washington Redskin, slain in his home Monday night. Sean has been one of, if not my favorite players on the Skins. He's gotten a bad reputation for being your trypical NFL thug.. but he was anything but that. His talent was off the charts and he had yet to reach his peak. I live and breath Redskins football, which is not always a good thing given the way they seem to find a way to lose with so much talent. Many times my only salvation during a game they were clearly destined to lose would was the opportunity to see Sean absolutely POP a wide reciever or running back in the secondary... sometimes it was as if his hits were an extension of my anger at the score.. in that way I felt a connection. I dont think the Skins will EVER have a player like him again in my lifetime and that saddens me beyond words.. What truly matters though is the
Marillion - Kayleigh (lyrics)
Do you remember chalk hearts melting on a playground wall Do you remember dawn escapes from moon washed college halls Do you remember the cherry blossom in the market square Do you remember I thought it was confetti in our hair By the way didnt I break your heart? Please excuse me, I never meant to break your heart So sorry, I never meant to break your heart But you broke mine Kayleigh is it too late to say Im sorry? And kayleigh could we get it together again? I just cant go on pretending that it came to a natural end Kayleigh, oh I never thought Id miss you And kayleigh I thought that wed always be friends We said our love would last forever So how did it come to this bitter end? Do you remember barefoot on the lawn with shooting stars Do you remember loving on the floor in belsize park Do you remember dancing in stilettoes in the snow Do you remember you never understood I had to go By the way, didnt I break your heart? Please excuse me, I never meant to br
My Horoscope For 11/27
You've got to make a tough call between your family (or friends) and your working life. The balance is heavily tilted toward the personal, but the outcome, of course, is totally up to you.
R.e.m. - You Are The Everything ( Lyrics)
Sometimes I feel like I can't even sing (say, say, the light) I'm very scared for this world I'm very scared for me Eviscerate your memory Here's a scene You're in the back seat laying down The windows wrap around To sound of the travel and the engine All you hear is time stand still in travel and feel such peace and absolute The stillness still that doesn't end But slowly drifts into sleep The stars are the greatest thing you've ever seen And they're there for you For you alone you are the everything I think about this world a lot and I cry And I've seen the films and the eyes But I'm in this kitchen Everything is beautiful And she is so beautiful She is so young and old I look at her and I see the beauty Of the light of music The voices talking somewhere in the house Late spring and you're drifting off to sleep With your teeth in your mouth You are here with me You are here with me You have been here and you are everything
Tattoo
U2 - One (lyrics)
Is it getting better Or do you feel the same Will it make it easier on you Now you got someone to blame You say One love One life When it`s one need In the night It's one love We get to share it It leaves you baby If you don`t care for it Did I disappoint you? Or leave a bad taste in your mouth? You act like you never had love And you want me to go without Well it`s too late Tonight To drag the past out Into the light We`re one But we`re not the same We get to carry each other Carry each other One Have you come here for forgiveness Have you come to raise the dead Have you come here to play Jesus To the lepers in your head Did I ask too much More than a lot You gave me nothing Now it`s all I got We`re one But we`re not the same We hurt each other Then we do it again You say Love is a temple Love a higher love Love is a temple Love the higher law You ask me to enter But then you make me crawl And I can`t be holding on To wha
Nsfw Bullshit
ok all this bullshit about NSFW is gettin a little old, a friend of mine post a pic of a shower with the word me in it ( we have all seen it) and marked it as NSFW and set it to private, guys started askin to see it so she did, but when they say that pic they got pissed and started down rating her because i was not her with her tits hanging out, for people like this, GROW THE FUCK UP! if you want too see stuff like that then go find a porn site, here just so you don't have to think to hard here is one for you www.pichunter.com , look guys, every now and then i don't mind viewing NSFW's, but when you come across a pic like that, just laugh and leave a nice comment, don't be assholes, and ladies ( i'm sorry for this) if you have nsfw and you are not goin to show them, then get rid of them, now this is what my wife said so don't hate the messanger. this blog is not to hate on anyone so dont think of it that way. Oh and if you dont like this blog then dont vote on it and just ignore
Joseph Arthur - In The Sun (lyrics)
I picture you in the sun wondering what went wrong And falling down on your knees asking for sympathy And being caught in between all you wish for and all you seen And trying to find anything you can feel that you can believe in May gods love be with you Always May gods love be with you I know I would apologize if I could see your eyes cause when you showed me myself I became someone else But I was caught in between all you wish for and all you need I picture you fast asleep A nightmare comes You cant keep awake May gods love be with you Always May gods love be with you cause if I find If I find my own way How much will I find If I find If I find my own way How much will I find You I dont know anymore What its for Im not even sure If there is anyone who is in the sun Will you help me to understand cause I been caught in between all I wish for and all I need Maybe youre not even sure what its for Any more than me May gods love be with you Alwa
My Life
A New Day What is that saying, today is the first day of the rest of your life? Well, I am ready to make the changes needed to take that first step into my future....to actually start "the rest of my life"... So what exactly does that entail you ask? I guess my first step in my new adventure/ life is my divorce. My marriage is over, has been for quite a while now, so the obvious answer to that problem is divorce. This is a difficult path for all involved, but it is necessary. I wish the children didn't have to endure this yet again, but it is all for the best for everyone, in the long run. Lately I have met several new friends, whom have become very close to my heart, and reconnected with old friends, which is always wonderful. Each and every one of you have touched me in a special way, and I don't know what I would have done without you. You have been my rocks when I needed a solid foundation to stand on, thank you for that. Those special new friends, you know who y
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How I Feel
I JUST FEEL I NEED TO DO THIS NOT TO MAKE PEOPLE PIDDY OR FEEL SORRY FOR ME I'VE BEEN THINKING A LOT LATELY ABOUT HOW I LET THINGS GO BAD SO FAST WITH ALL THE CHOIES I MADE ABOUT LIFE AND MY SO CALLED FRIENDS WHO I DON'T EVEN HEAR FROM TILL THEY NEED SOMETHING AND EVERY THING ELSE LATLEY I JUST DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING ANYMORE ALL I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO MAKE FEEL WANTED AND LOVED SOMEONE TO CALL ME AND ASK HOW ARE YOU AND HOW WAS YOUR DAY IT FEELS LIKE IM NOT SUPPOSE TO BE HAPPY EVERYONE I KNOW MAKES ME FEEL REJECTED LIKE IM NOT GOOD ENUFF TO TALK OR HANG OUT EVEN THOUGH GO OUT OF MY WAY TO HELP THEM AND BE A GOOD FRIEND I GUESS THATS MY PROBLEM IM TO NICE I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE IM ABOUT READY TO GIVE UP AND NOT BOTHER ANYMORE WELL IM DONE I'LL PROBLEY POST SOMETHING ELSE SOON UNTIL THEN IN FUBAR LAND HAVE A GOOD DAY AND A GREAT NIGHT BYE FOR NOW
Poetry
FEARS unfounded or not how do we make them go or do we choose to live like this forevermore Are these the masks we hide behind to make us appear strong, to make us belong? Do we choose our path Or is it chosen for us? Are we taking the right turns in the road of life Or are we even at the wheel? Why is it so easy to bury our heads instead of finding the answers to make us whole again? Why don't we just say no more hiding no more fear I am strong, I am here standing my ground letting God take the wheel. Having Him guide our lives, releasing our fears to the One the Alpha the Omega to the One who shed His blood for us. He made all the sacrifices We sit here in self pity when we should be thankful that we have life at all. Things are not easy Life is usually a challenge If we give in to our fears We will be hiding away from what could be the best times in
For Our Lovely Friend Adam ....
I'm not sure if everyone knows but our lovely friend Adam (Chains301) lost his Mother last night, I know it was very sudden and that he was very close to her and that he is naturally devastated. I just wanted to do this for him he is always there for others and I wanted to let him know that his friends all share in his families sadness and that we are here for him for support. Bless you Adam and your family and rest in peace his Mum ....
Fan/rate/add This Awesome Fu!
HELLO FELLOW FU'S!!! THIS AWESOME GUY NEEDS SOME ADD, FAN, RATE LOVE..... Lover2uhun@ fubar PLEASE SHOW HIM SOME LOVE WHEN YOU GET A MOMENT. HE WILL RETURN THE LOVE!!
I Need A Lil Help From My Friends Please!!!
Hey hey everyone....I have a HUGE favor to ask of you all.....will you please click the pic below and come to rate it for me? I have entered into a contest for tattoos and the tattoo that I have entered is the one that I got as a memorial for my husband..........I need 500 rates so if I could ask for just a little help from my friends I would be forever grateful. Also would you mind maybe pimping it to your friends as well in the form of a bulletin? I will be forever in your debt!!! hugs and kisses Pierced
Meeee Lol Idk
My cousin and his wife were pregnant.. have been for a while.. and i just found out they lost the baby. im kinda upset about it :( i guess theres a reason for everything. After everything i have been through (none of you know except like ash or tammy or joy) i have a very hard time being confident in myself. I can come off as a very bitchy, out spoken person but really i just dont have that much confidence in myself... I was just wondering if anyone knows anyway that could help me love myself more, be more confident in myself because its affecting me and people that i love/like/care about. Thanks :) Ok so i thought i found out how to take a picture of your screen online.. well i tried doing it this afternoon and either it didnt work or i dont know where the heck to find the pics taken on the screen.. will someone let me know how!?
Death Do Us Part.... Heh
FOR A LOVE THAT WAS NEVER THERE - TO A WEDDING NEVER REAL......... FOR A PERSON THAT NEVER EXISTED AND I GUESS HE NEVER WILL You fool... Bracque.... Suzy be nimble, Suzy be quick Suzy jump over the 'Kreator' stick If I must 'fly' before I wake I pray for the next soul that he may take And if I cry another tear... I pray to the Lord that it is someone sincere. If I die before I wake - Kill Kreators soul for the next one he may take... You pulled my hair, you made me cry - You took me for granted & now you must die! I stand in front of you with this knife, Eager & ready to take your life. *mumbling* '& come to find out you don't even consider me your fucking 'fubar' wife' As I walk to you I stare into your eyes - When the first stab comes - you look suprised. I rip off my bloody crown of thorns - That I thought remsembled a marriage I have now come to mourn. I rip off my black dress in a fit of hate - Knowing all too well that it is way too late. I c
Urine Test
URINE TEST (I sure would like to know who wrote this one! They deserve a HUGE pat on the back!) Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test with which I have no problem. What I Do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who Don't have to pass a urine test. Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them? Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sitting on their ASS, doing drugs, while I work. Can you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check? Pass this along if you agree or simply delete if you don't. Hope you all will pass it along
My Beliefs..after Leaving The Kingdm
Lobelia ( Lobelia inflata ), also called Indian tobacco, has a long history of use as an herbal remedy for respiratory conditions such as asthma, bronchitis, pneumonia, and cough. Native Americans historically have smoked lobelia as a treatment for asthma. In the 19th century, American physicians prescribed lobelia to induce vomiting in order remove toxins from the body. Because of this, it earned the name "puke weed." Today, lobelia is considered effective in helping clear mucus from the respiratory tract, including the throat, lungs, and bronchial tubes. Although few studies have thoroughly evaluated the safety and effectiveness of lobelia, some herbalists today incorporate lobelia into a comprehensive treatment plan for asthma. An active ingredient in the lobelia plant, lobeline, is similar to nicotine in its effect on the body. Like nicotine, it stimulates nerves in the central nervous system. For this reason, lobeline was once used as a nicotine substitute in many anti-smoking
Stuff
U Know U Live In Indiana If.......... LIVING IN INDIANA!!!!! Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Hoosiers.. If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May... you may live in Indiana. If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there... you may live in Indiana. If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number ......you may live in Indiana. If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once...you may live in Indiana. If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again... you may live in Indiana. If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching... you may live in Indiana. If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked... you may live in Indiana. If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows h
Walfare
Guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, " Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes. "Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The salary is $200,000 a year." The guy, wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me"! The social worker said, "Yeah, well...you started it
A Different Christmas Prayer
jeepgirl82@ fubar A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face we
Please Forgive Me
It still feels like our first night together Feels like the first kiss and It's gettin' better baby No one can better this I'm still hold on and you're still the one The first time our eyes met it's the same feelin' I get Only feels much stronger and I wanna love ya longer You still turn the fire on So If you're feelin' lonely.. don't You're the only one I'd ever want I only wanna make it good So if I love ya a little more than I should Please forgive me I know not what I do Please forgive me I can't stop lovin' you Don't deny me This pain I'm going through Please forgive me If I need ya like I do Please believe me Every word I say is true Please forgive me I can't stop loving you Still feels like our best times are together Feels like the first touch We're still gettin' closer baby Can't get close enough I'm still holdin' on You're still number one I remember the smell of your skin I remember everything I remember all your moves I remember you I re
Blogness
3am and once again I'm not sleeping. I am not a happy camper. I have to be up in 2 hours. Sucky. So what's new since my last posting...let's see... Saturday my husky ruptured an anal gland...very unpleasant for her and for me. Also unpleasant for the bank account...200 bucks to have her seen at the emergency vet to find out why she was bleeding from her rear end. Plus she's on antibiotics for the next 3 weeks, 45 bucks a week. Lovely. I used to do skip tracing, or tracking people down, for a repossession company or two back in my day...a couple of weeks ago I put my skills to good use and found my step son's girlfriend's birth father. She hasn't seen him for 16 years. They have had dinner a couple of times and are talking on the phone and getting to know each other. I feel I did a good deed... We put up our tree, and I began wrapping presents...still have a few more to go, but most of it is done. I have a few more things coming in that were won on ebay, too.
Howdy People
howdy people
For Beauty
MY DEAREST AND BEST FRIEND, I KNOW THAT SOMETIMES I MAKE FUN OF U, LAUGH AT U, AND GET ANGRY WITH U OVER DUMB STUFF,BUT I LOVE YOU! I ALSO HAPPEN TO THINK THAT U R BEAUTIFUL. NOT JUST ON THE OUTSIDE BUT ON THE INSIDE AS WELL. U HAVE A UNIQUENESS ABOUT U THAT MYSELF AND OTHERS JUST FIND FASCINATING. FOR THAT U WILL ALWAYS BE CHERISHED AND LOVED BY MYSELF AND EVERYONE AROUND U. I JUST WANTED TO LET U KNOW THAT I DO RESPECT AND CHERISH U.I ALSO KNOW THAT U HAVE HAD A HARD LIFE EVER SINCE U WERE BORN, AND THAT U KNOW HAVE A SON WHO IS AUTISTIC. I ALSO KNOW THAT ANYONE ELSE WOULD NEVER B ABLE TO DO WHAT U HAVE WITH HIM. U R A GREAT MOM AND DON'T LET ANYONE EVER TELL U ANYTHING DIFFERENT. U R VERY SPECIAL TO ME, MORE THAN U WILL EVER KNOW. U WILL ALWAYS HAVE A SPECIAL PLACE IN MY HEART.NO MATTER WHAT KIND OF STUPID CRAP I DO. MANY PEOPLE ARE GONNA WALK IN AND OUT OF MY LIFE BUT NO ONE IS EVER
Party Thursday Night Come One Come All
party Thursday come one come all ps: tell all the hot ones to come two (: oh yea
Great Spirit
WHEN A GIRL IS QUIET, MILLIONS OF THINGS ARE GOING THROUGH HER MIND. WHEN A GIRL ISN'T TALKING, SHE IS THINKING DEEPLY. WHEN A GIRL LOOKS UP AT YOU WITH EYES FULL OF QUESTIONS, SHE IS WONDERING HOW LONG YOU WILL BE AROUND. WHEN A GIRL ANSWERS "I'M FINE" AFTER ONLY A FEW SECONDS, SHE IS NOT FINE AT ALL. WHEN A GIRL STARES AT YOU, SHE IS WONDERING WHY YOU ARE LYING TO HER. WHEN A GIRL LIES ON YOUR CHEST, SHE IS WISHING FOR YOU TO BE HERS FOREVER. WHEN A GIRL WANT TO SEE YOU EVERYDAY, SHE WANTS TO BE PAMPERED. WHEN A GIRL SAYS SHE LOVES YOU, SHE MEANS IT. WHEN A GIRL SAYS SHE MISSED YOU, NO ONE IN THE WORLD COULD MISS YOU MORE. I AM IN A CONTEST STARTING ON 12/30/07 RUNNING THROUGH 1/8/08. I REALLY NEED ALL YOU TO HELP ME WIN...COMMENTS ARE THE WINNING TICKET!! IF I WIN I WILL BE CROWNED FU-QUEEN FOR 2008!!! WOULD BE SO COOL TO WIN!!! THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR HELP!!! HAVE A JOYFULL HOLIDAY!!!! O' GREAT SPIRIT WHOSE VOICE I HEAR IN THE WINDS AND WHOSE BREATH GIV
Random Babbling
I'm so bored. Just got home from school. Ready to get out. But on the same token this semester was really easy and I'll miss it. And the random hot guys in a couple of my classes. *wink* I want some new ppl to hang out with. Life is about variety right? I just think I crave something new. Not that I want to give up any of my other mates or anything. :P Hmm... X-mas is coming! YaY! I'm exciting. I
Anti-dumbass/drama Zone!
I'm posting this blog for all the idiots that come on here and want to gossip and start drama. This is my getaway from everyday life and drama, I don't come here to get it from you, too. If I don't know you and if you're not on my friend/fan list, don't leave me ignorant comments about someone else being an asshole or whatever...CASSIE/ANGEL (Btw, it is spelled a-n-g-e-l, do you really have it spelled a-n-g-l-e? Are we in Geometry class?). I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL VENDETTAS!!!!!!! Take them elsewhere. Oh, and next time you think you need to be so bold to post such ignorant comments on a friend of a friend's page, have the balls to do it with your own profile, instead of making up a new, blank one, then deleting it. Stop being such a moronic child.
Salutes
Not to bash Fubar, but I think that everyone no matter if they have a VIP or not should be required to have a salute. Too many ppl are making false accounts to satisfy some insane need to stalk ppl. The salutes verify who the ppl are and to show that they are real people. If they get to buy VIP's to skip this step how is anyone to se if they are who they say they are. This is just my thoughts and I still will not add ya b/c u are at a level 150 without a salute unless I know u. K, have had my say am jumping off the soap box and decorating again. Have a great day!!!
New To This Whole Fubar Thing....
Ok....I normally LOVE to blog. You know, write about things and get them off my chest....problem is, does anyone ever READ them? I have a myspace page, and thought about using one from there...uh no, Fubar and all the wonderful people here deserve so much more! So here goes...my first blog. I am really finding that I enjoy this whole Fubar thing...don't understand it all yet...but I'm getting there. I really like that guys say I'm hot...a girl likes that no matter what they say. Why else would they be here? I came to Fubar because of a friend from Bunco...yeah, I said it...BUNCO! It's a place where I have found some fello SICKOS, who like to go on and sometimes we actually run people out of the game. I know you are sopposed to go to play a game...but people, how hard it is to just press a "roll" button? So, there's the chat box....and the people in bunco are so very cool. You have clicks and boyfriends and girlsfriends...even fighting! woo hoo...now who doesn't LOVE d
Momma Roxxs' Poem
Where are You by: Ramona Diane Rookard I've looked in the forests, I've searched across the seas, I've hunted in the deserts, But I still can not find me. When was it I lost myself, How did this come about, Why does it seem like forever Since you came around? Am I going crazy, Have I finally lost it? Where has my soul gone... How do I escape this pit? Is there any point in looking for something I've given up? I've lost something more precious I've lost my self love. Copyright ©2007 Ramona Diane Rookard I AM POSTING THIS IN ONE OF MY BLOGS BECAUSE I REALLY LIKE THIS POEM AND MOMMA ROXX HAS IT ON A VOTING PAGE GO TO SEE TORNADO FIRE MAGIC'S BULLENTIN FOR THE LINK!!
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Lmao
While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?" To which she replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded. "A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide." "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked? "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..." Traffic Ticket $95.00 Court Costs $45.00 Look on the Cop's Face....... PRICELESS
Everybody Should Watch This
The Truth about 11-s "Loose change" This is a video everybody should watch. 2 hours long. 1st part: The Truth about Christianity 2nd part: The truth about 11-S 3rd part: How Government control you http://zeitgeistmovie.com/
Fresh Feeling
Band : Eels Song & Lyrics : Eels You don't have a clue, what it is like to be next to you. I'm here to tell you, that it is good, that it is true. Chorus: Birds singing a song, old paint is peeling, this is that fresh that fresh feeling. Words can't be that strong, my heart is reeling, this is that fresh, that fresh feeling. Try, try to forget, what's in the past, tomorrow is here. Love, orange sky above, lighting your way there's nothing to fear. Chorus: Birds singing a song, old paint is peeling, this is that fresh that fresh feeling. Words can't be that strong, my heart is reeling, this is that fresh, that fresh feeling. Some people are good, babe in the hood, so pure and so free. I'd make a safe bet, you're gonna get, whatever you need. Chorus: Birds singing a song, old paint is peeling, this is that fresh that fresh feeling. Words can't be that strong, my heart is reeling, this is that fresh, that fresh feeling.
The Rules Of Mumming
ok i have been dealing with those crazy azz mumm commenters for some time now and even though i still don't understand how their small little brains work i have decided to make this list of rules that i think they go by so here goes RULE FOR MUMMING : 1: WE AS MUMM COMMENTERS HAVE THE RIGHT: TO MAKE ANY COMMENTS THAT WE WANT NO MATTER IF THEY ARE TOTALLY ASSININE OR OFF SUBJECT 2:WE AS MUMM COMMENTERS HAVE THE RIGHT:TRY TO MAKE YOU LOOK AS STUPID AS WE CAN IN ORDER TO IMPRESS OUR OTHER LITTLE ASSHOLE FRIENDS EVEN THOUGH WE ARE EITHER NO SMARTER THAN OR EVEN LESS SMART THAN YOU ARE 3: WE AS MUMM COMMENTERS HAVE THE RIGHT :TO GIVE YOU ALL KINDS OF HELL IF YOU EITHER DELETE OUR NASTY COMMENTS OR BLOCK US OR BOTH (CAUSE IF YOU DO WE WILL WHINE LIKE THE LITTLE BITCHES WE ARE AND HAVE OUR FRIENDS MAKE AN EXAMPLE OUT OF YOU 4:WE AS MUMM COMMENTERS HAVE THE RIGHT: TO MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO EVEN POST A MUMM ,AND THAT YOUR MUMM IS STUPID EVEN THOUGH WE OURSE
Nsfw Pics
ok I'm really sick of guys telling me to go check out their NSFW pics. When I say no its no. quit fucking asking me the same damn question over and over. Pisses me off. I will not rate or comment your naked pics, not gonna sit there and look at some guys pics claiming how big his dick is when its so fricken tiny you cant even see it. So quit being losers and whoring yourself out to people. If people wanted to rate your lame ass pictures then they will... Ugh ok... I'm done now. :-D have a great day!
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Lies!
Just a short little blog.. to let ya know..I am not one who likes lies. If you read this and think you can lie to me.. you can try.. but I will find out. Not your average dummy! LOL.
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Friends And Things
I got tagged by my lovely friend Celtic Rose Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I listen to Rock,Metal and Blues music 2) I love to travel 3) I love Motorcycles 4) I love comedy shows 5) I love to watch films 6) I repair my own computer 7) I love unusual art stuff 8) I love sea side Chips nothing tastes better 9) I love Jack Daniels 10)I love Ice Cream. I tag the following... Sxyrebel.. Larry1963...Iron Maiden..Chrissy...Cuddles and Tall blonde. During the course of last night Adam Chains301 Lost his mother,so close to Christmas time. Sometimes in our lives you wish that your olds would live for ever but alas they leave us
Soooo Hard
Random Thoughts......
last night was a very long night... i tossed and i turned as nightmare after nightmare hit me... waking up throughout the night with tears in my eyes and pain in my heart... not knowing what was going on or why i was having these dreams. but then i realize... they're not dreams... they're memories. memories of what i had gone through almost exactly a year ago... the pain and sorrow of what had happened while i was in new mexico still haunts me to this day... and will for a long time to come. i remember it all like it was yesterday. the physical pain and emotional pain... honestly i still don't know which was worse for me. i remember the lies that were told about me... the distain and rejection in peoples words as they believed those lies... the pain and grief in my heart and soul as i was tossed away like some piece of trash... the pain of the metal slicing through my skin and the feel of the blood running down my body as i tried over and over to make the emotional pain go away... the
Just Random Thoughts.
You ever had those days...where no matter how much you try your mind just won't shut down? That's me today. a million thoughts about valid points of thought and even some I even think are pointless. So yeah i am just gonna play this by ear and post it. if you want to read it and get something out of it good job..if you read it and think it's stupid then props to you too.... First off, my stance or position on fubar. This is just me being honest so bare with me. I think there are quite a few good people on fubar. But for that handful of people you find a mass of shallow, baseless people who act like this is high school. I am on here to make some friends. I don't care if I ever make godfather. I don't care if I am ever a VIP. I could care less if I never make it past the level I am in. I am not in fubar for the popularity. If I have one person or a handful who like me and think I am great then it's all good. I don't mind if all of fubar doesn't think I am great. If I contribute some
Im Taken
im taken! I finally found the love of my life!! Her name is Stacy Scott and she's the most awesome woman ive ever met......sorry ladies but im off the market.....more than likely for good.....thats right this knight has found his lady fair and is whisking her away to his castle far away......doesnt mean we cant be friends....keep in touch with me!
Mumm Commenters
ok i have been dealing with those crazy azz mumm commenters for some time now and even though i still don't understand how their small little brains work i have decided to make this list of rules that i think they go by so here goes RULE FOR MUMMING : 1: WE AS MUMM COMMENTERS HAVE THE RIGHT: TO MAKE ANY COMMENTS THAT WE WANT NO MATTER IF THEY ARE TOTALLY ASSININE OR OFF SUBJECT 2:WE AS MUMM COMMENTERS HAVE THE RIGHT:TRY TO MAKE YOU LOOK AS STUPID AS WE CAN IN ORDER TO IMPRESS OUR OTHER LITTLE ASSHOLE FRIENDS EVEN THOUGH WE ARE EITHER NO SMARTER THAN OR EVEN LESS SMART THAN YOU ARE 3: WE AS MUMM COMMENTERS HAVE THE RIGHT :TO GIVE YOU ALL KINDS OF HELL IF YOU EITHER DELETE OR NASTY COMMENTS OR BLOCK US OR BOTH (CAUSE IF YOU DO WE WILL WHINE LIKE THE LITTLE BITCHES WE ARE AND HAVE OUR FRIENDS MAKE AN EXAMPLE OUT OF YOU 4:WE AS MUMM COMMENTERS HAVE THE RIGHT: TO MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO EVEN POST A MUMM ,AND THAT YOU MUMM IS STUPID EVEN THOUGH WE OURSELV
Anime Work
My Shinning Light
Dream of a Love that's Untouched, pure as Snow on a Winter's Day. My Word's Written, Dream of An Inner Peace, a Santuary of Warmth Found In The Arms Of Your Love. You've Created In Me A Warmth That One Feels When the Morning Sun Rise's that Warm's Me To The Very Core. Your Spirit Run's Like The Wind Strong and Forceful, Yet Calm and Gentle to the Touch. The Caress of Your Lips Against Mine Reaches the Very Depth of My Soul. Even When Life Seems Bleek and Full of Darkness, Your My Shinning Light. The Dream Thats Makes My Heart, Beat as One With Your's Forever. I Hold That Love, Locked Away in My Heart Forever Untouched.....
My Interest With This Site:)
hey my cousin is single and she is so beautiful yall should go check her out too.she on my family part.her names rebecca so go check her out..i am gonna get her to add some more pics of herself..she is really a nice young lady..she deserves some luvv:)thanks teresa
Fyi
I am currently taking "submissions" for a FWB as I do not want a relationship. So if interested in submitting yourself (FEMALES ONLY) let me know... ;) So there isn't any confusion: You must be young, in GREAT shape, insatiable and a bit masochistic. I am tired of going to bars with the guys all the time. I am tired of dating all the wrong people. What does it take to find one that captures my interest with every sense? Sight, Sound, Touch and Taste.... Call me weird but I like my woman a bit clingy. I like when she wants to call all the time, when she wants to come over to my place or have me over at hers constantly. I keep on finding human felines, they want affection on their terms and their timetable. If I was looking for a series of carnal rendezvous with strange women I would be a happy man but I want more. I want a reason to stay home. I have been very busy for a while plus my girlfriend and I split up so I have been putting in as many extra hours at work as poss
Christmas Time!
Going to DC tonight to see Trans Siberian Orchestra...hot damn! Should be good, they put on an incredible light show! Today though I am recovering from throwing a Christmas party, and looking from the aftermath, it was a fun night. So I am going to sit back and drink some coffee and try to get the cobwebs cleared away. This sign on the highways in Maryland means....please control your speed and watch for the other ASSHOLES WHO WILL NEVER FIGURE OUT HOW TO DRIVE IN THIS SHIT! So I am trying to think of some goofy pic I can take to show some Christmas spirit. Already did the ornaments hanging from my ears with my Santa hat pointing straight up. Trying to think of something new this year. So if anyone has any ideas, let me know here
Luv Lounge Party
Sexie Mami is hosting another party in our luv lounge on THURSDAY NIGHT please come join in the fun!! great music great people. members and friends and family are welcome!! 11/29/07 SWEETLIPS
Some Of My Favorite Quotes
"I WILL KICK YOUR FUCKIN OVARIES OFF!" -JUSTIN TURNER “Merry Christmas! And for my Spanish audience: Merry Christmas: learn English.” -Stephen Colbert "SEE IF YOU HAVE 3 BEERS THATS 200 CALORIES, BUT IF YOU HAVE 10 BEERS THATS 0 CALORIES BECAUSE YOU THROW IT UP :D" -RACHEL KELLY "THE CONDOM IS THE GLASS SLIPPER OF OUR TIME: YOU PUT ONE ON, DANCE ALL NIGHT AND THROW IT AWAY" -MARLA SINGER (FIGHT CLUB) "SOME PEOPLE SEE THINGS THAT ARE, AND ASK WHY? SOME PEOPLE DREAM OF THINGS THAT NEVER WERE AND ASK, WHY NOT? SOME PEOPLE HAVE TO GO TO WORK AND DON'T HAVE TIME FOR ALL THAT SHIT!" -GEORGE CARLIN "IN APPLYING THE STEREOTYPE THAT ALL OLD PEOPLE ARE SLOW-THINKING AND DULL-WITTED,WHAT'S OFTEN OVERLOOKED IS THE FACT THAT MANY OF THESE PEOPLE WERE SLOW-THINKING AND DULL-WITTED THROUGHOUT THEIR LIVES. AT THIS POINT THEY'RE SIMPLY OLDER VERSIONS OF THE SAME UNIMPRESSIVE PEOPLE." - GEORGE CARLIN I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take hi
Organized Religion
Organized Religion OK, this one is honestly just to see how many people I piss off (and to let everybody know I'm an equal opportunity heckler). THE TROUBLE WITH ORGANIZED RELIGION Having a personal relationship with God is a wonderful concept that has been absolutely ruined by organized religion. Somehow, over the centuries control freaks have insinuated their own opinions into the Word to the point that their opinions have become Dogma. So, I give you a few observations. Jehovah's Witnesses: Their Heaven has been full since 1978. Buddhism: Right. Just sit there. Everything will be OK. Right. Mormons: Sorry, I take the Black Thing personally. They can kiss my ass. Judaism: Whole religion, half a book. Islam: The phrase Improvised Explosive Device is not in the Quran. Some of you are a little off track. Hindu: Who in their right mind wants to spend the Afterlife as a cow? Catholicism: I cant even say anything w/o
Interesting News
Show her some love and add her as a friend, tell her I sent you. Sable@ fubar What can I say about my owner? Shucks, where should I start? Well, to start she is one of the most beautiful mummers in Fubar. We have known each other for about a year now and have grown to be great friends. She is actually one of the coolest women I have ever met. She has a heart of gold, great sense of humor and actually understands mine, LOL. We talk almost everyday and tell each other shit we wouldn't tell anyone else. She is one of my few friends that I really trust, that says a lot. She is also one of the people on Fubar that I would love to meet in real life. I'm sure someday we will meet. I could go on and on, because she truly is a great person, but I will save her the embarrassment. She knows how I feel, I can't tell you people everything :P [[Per]] Owned by Philemon@ fubar http://www.myheritage.com/collage
Morphed Pics
I am so upset because I bought a program to do these Morphed pics, and making the picture is so easy. But when I try to upload it to Fubar, it doesn't Morph at all. What am I doing wrong?
Cryptkeepers Cryptmas
Deck The Halls With Parts Of Charlie lyrics by The Crypt Keeper Deck the halls The Crypt Keeper with parts of Charlie Fa la la la la Deck The Halls With Parts Of Charlie la la la la Make the Yule lyrics time gross and gnarly Fa la free lyrics la la la la la la la Stockings stuffed The Crypt Keeper lyrics with ears and fingers Fa la la la la la la Deck The Halls With Parts Of Charlie lyrics la la Chopped The Crypt Keeper Deck The Halls With Parts Of Charlie lyrics from all those caroling singers Fa la la la la la The Crypt Keeper Deck The Halls With Parts Of Charlie song lyrics la la la Drape The Crypt Keeper Deck The Halls With Parts Of Charlie mp3 download the hearth with chunks of Barnie Fa la la la la la la la The Crypt Keeper la Bits Deck The Halls With Parts Of Charlie of Bruce and hunks of Arnie Fa la la la la lyrics la la la la Hang free lyrics the crypt with spleens and kidneys Fa la la la la
Letting Go
Help
She has been on this level for almost 6 months so please if you would help her level and the love will be returned!! she needs 3,080 to level!! Rebelgirl~Marlbro Man's R/L Wife@ fubar
Just Some Things That I Like
Blind Cowboy An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep,huskyvoice,the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. 'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?' , The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five
Cody's Twisted Mind
Eyes closed tight at the nightmare ahead Hands trembling, blood in your bed A single whimper escapes your lips Icy hands upon your hips Clawing and screaming begging not to go Terror knowing, you reap what you sew Is it to late, is this how it ends Satan’s waiting his collector he sends Life flashing before you, ashamed of your role Begging for the chance to change life’s goal Flesh now ripping as your drug below Yes hell is waiting he owns your soul Muscle and bone fiery flesh The smell of brimstone strong and fresh Pain sweet pain, your only release Embrace it as yours fore it’s your only peace Just as in life, you suffer in pain For eternity now it shall keep you sane c. l. cooper The Perfect Drug I got my head but my head is unraveling cant keep control can't keep track of where it's traveling I got my heart but my heart's no good you're the only one that's understood I come along but I don't know where you're taking me I shouldn't go but you're wren
Nothing
A girl asked a boy if she was pretty. He said no. She asked him if he wanted to be with her forever. He said no. She then asked him if he would cry if she walked away. He again said no. She had heard too much. She needed to leave. As she walked away, he grabbed her arm and told her to stay, he said, "You're not pretty, you're beautiful. I don't want to be with you forever, I need to be with you forever. I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I would die." so im in the self pity mode at the moment did some self reflecting or rejecting whatever. i hate being alone. i do have the option not to but once that someone comes along they can be perfect in every way but i pick fights i disagree when i really want to agree i wanna say damn i love u more than you know smile when they walk through the door. but i cant . yet i expect them to be that person for me how selfish i am. i just want that someone say what he means and mean what he says. when he sees me and just smiles i want to be wanted. te
Link To The Party
http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=51487#
My Blog
Have you ever watched kids on a merry-go-round? Or listened to the rain slapping on the ground? Ever fooled a butterfly's erratic flight? Or gazed at the sun into the fading night? You better slow down. Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last. Do you run through each day on the fly? When you ask how are you? Do you hear the reply? When the day is done! Do you lie in your bed with the next hundred chores running through your head? You'd better slow down don't' dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last. Ever told you child, we'll do it tomorrow? And in your hast, not see his sorrow? Ever lost touch, Let a good friendship die cause you never had time to call and say, "Hi" You'd better slow down don’t dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last. When you run so fast to get somewhere you miss half the fun of betting there. When you worry and hurry through your day, it is like an unopened gift... Thrown away. Life is not a race. Do take it slower. Hear the mu
Funnies!
Marriage (Part I ) > >>牋?Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and > >after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: > >'I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time > >I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you. > >I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless > >I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. > >I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing > >when I want with my old buddies, and don't you > >give me a hard time about it. > >Those are my rules. Any comments?' > >His new bride said: > >'No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex > >here at seven o'clock every night...whether you're here or not.' > >(DARN SHE'S GOOD!) > >************ ********* ********* ********* ********* > >Marriage (Part II) > > > >Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding >anniversary! > >The husband yells, 'When you die, I'm getting you a headstone > >that rea
Update On Kages Mom Helen
AS YOU ALL KNOW KAGES MOM HELEN HAD HALF HER LUNG REMOVED . WELL WE WERE FUBAR MARRIED TODAY IN OUT LOUNGE , I ASKED KAGE HOWS MOM HUNNY , REAPPLY WAS ITS SPREAD . IM SO ANGRY WITH DOCTORS AND THEIR LIES , BURYING HIS DAD A YR AGO SEPT20 TH , AND NOW MOM HELEN , AS KAGES FUWIFE AND R/L OLE LADY , PLEASE KEEP THEM IN YOUR PRAYERS FOR THIS A SO HARD FOR HIM . Get More at COMMENTYOU.com TY SO MUCH LOVE YOU'S ALL KAGE AND CHERIE
Music
As some know, I DJ. I have a P2P. My list is far from perfect. And this is always under construction. Here's a list of most of the artists I got that I can play when I DJ. Any requests that I don't have, post'em as a comment here so I can go fo them easier. ---Unknown/Miscellanious Hotter Than July Happy Birthday Jesus Take The wheel The Spy Who Loved Me Never Gonna Fall In Love Again Cowboy I'm A Slave 4 You Not Ready To Make Nice I Am The BullGod Roving Gangster Wasting Time Is That You I Got One For Ya Somebody's Gotta Feel This Fist Of Rage Black Chick, White Guy F-ck Off This Love ---2 Live Crew Hoochie Mama Dooh Wah Ditty Get The Fuck Out Of My House ---Three Doors Down Citizen Soldier --- 311 Feels So Good --- 3T I Need You --- 50 Cent My Neck, My Back (With Khia) --- [Choral] --- A Flock Of Seagulls --- A Tribe Called Quest --- Aaliyah --- AC/DC --- Adam Sandler Funny Happy Birthday --- AeroSmith --- AfroMan --- Akon
Thinking About...
I was thinking.. since I got hurt so bad.. and have been hurt so much by men.. and since I am bi.. I might be giving up the bisexual life and go totally lesbian..who knows.. it could be less painful.. and my heart can't handle anymore pain.. my body literally hurts from being alone.. Just a thought.
Busy Until January
If you don't see me around, it's not just you. I have been neglecting my online course while fooling around here. I won't be spending that much time on Fubar until I'm done with that course - it's nothing against Fubar. (Just can't have the distraction.) That being said, please leave lots of love on my birthday on December 6th.
Firefighter Poems
What is a fireman? He is the guy next door - a man's man with the memory of a little boy. He has never gotten over the excitement of engines and sirens and danger. He is a guy like you and me with wants and worries and unfulfilled dreams. Yet he stands taller than most of us. He is a fireman. He puts it all on the line when the bell rings. A fireman is at once the most fortunate and the least fortunate of men. He is a man who saves lives because he has seen too much death. He is a gentle man because he has seen the awesome power of violence out of control. He is responsive to a child's laughter because his arms have held too many small bodies that will never laugh again. He is a man who appreciates the simple pleasures of life - hot coffee held in numb, unbending fingers - a warm bed for bone and muscle compelled beyond feeling - the camaraderie of brave men - the divine peace and selfless service of a job well done in the name of all men. He doesn't we
Cant Make Up My Mind.,..
OK EVERYONE.. I CANT MAKE UP MY FREAKIN MIND..I WAS BANNED FROM MAKING COMMENTS ON THIS ACCT. I REALLY DIDNT THINK I WOULD GET THEM BACK. BUT AFTER THREE WEEKS OF NOT HEARING A WORD I TRIED AND POOF HERE THEY ARE. FU NEVER TOLD ME WHY OR IF I WOULD AND I AM SORRY BUT I GOTTA BE ABLE TO COMMENT. THIS LEAVES ME IN A QUANDRY. I HAVE WORKED REALLY HARD ON MY NEW ACCT BUT HOLY CRAP I CANT BEGIN TO THINK OF THE TIME I HAVE PUT INTO THIS ONE.. NOT TO MENTION THE SCORES OF FRIENDS I HAVE MADE THAT I WOULD HATE TO LOOSE. SO WHILE I MULL IT OVER PLEASE DONT THINK BAD OF ME IF YOU SEE ME ON BOTH FOR A TIME. I HAVE TO DECIDE WHICH HAS TO GO.. AND I KINDA LIKE MY NEW ONE ALOT. NOT AS MANY FUKED UP MEMORIES. I WOULD HAVE TO ERASE A LOT OF STUFF FROM HERE TO ERADICATE THE CONTAMINATION IT HOLDS..BUT THIS ONE IS LIKE HOME.. SO WE WILL SEE AND WHO THE HELL KNOWS WHAT I WILL DO. PLEASE IF YOUR ON THIS ACCT AND YOU WANT TO STAY IN TOUCH COME TO GYPSYGIRL JUST IN CASE.. I WOULD LOVE FOR YOU TOO. AND TO TH
New Job
I finally got a start date for my new job, January 7th, 2008. That is the day I start Conductor Training in McDonough, GA. should be nice down there. Well i've been down here in Georgia for a few days now. Training is extensive to this point. Hours of class time and hands-on, not to mention all the homework. Things are going well though. Only five more days and then the nice long 990 miles trip back home. Well the company says it's only 872 miles. Who are you gong to believe?
Women
11 PEOPLE ON A ROPE Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter. 10 men and 1 woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that 1 had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall. They weren't able to choose that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return. As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping ....... SEND TO INTELLIGENT WOMEN, SO THAT THEY HAVE SOMETHING TO SMILE ABOUT TODAY !! AND ALSO TO MEN WHO CAN HANDLE THIS!!!
High
I need more points so I can do shit!
Helppppppppppp
Comment the fuck out this pic if u love me!!!! I need less than 4500 to level help a sista out ffs Click my pic and blow it up with comments every chance you get. For every comment I get 8 Fubucks :) PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Some Of My Thoughts....
Tippin the bottle is makin my way of livin so hollow Sip and I swallow I slip and I fall-no vision to follow Clink from the ice in my glass can be linked to knives in my back Drink to disguise that im trapped so I think my lies are my facts Crawl into bed and procrastinate every thought in my head Stall and regret just like half of the life I’ve sought to forget Sober seclusion, im left to believe there’s no resolution Hope? – An illusion I’ve manufactured to cope with confusion Frozen depression, events taken place with no recollection Spoken deception, I claim that I have such noble intentions Frightened and weaker, im folding inside despite my demeanor Life is a fever, emotional senses stifled and bleaker Fog is intense or the focus is off in my optical lens All of my friends think im conscious because I often pretend Feeling so useless you’d think im safer concealing this proof Healing is crucial, the only way is revealing the truth Awkward I know but at night
Holiday Rules
Got this from a friend and is to funny not to post . Now this gave me a really nice laugh! It's time for the annual refresher on holiday rules.... Holiday rules: 1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving cheese balls. 2. Drink as much eggnog as you can… and quickly. Like fine single-malt scotch, it's rare. In fact, it's even rarer than single-malt scotch. You can't find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an eggnog-alcoholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me… Have two. 3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Rep
Thunderous Silence
Thunderous Silence Like wings of a dove, searing to the heavens, peace and tranquility among us. No words spoken, no words needed just a glance or a touch.... Two souls collide, becoming as one they reach their ultimate exstacy and reach it as one. Life and love have no barrier's there is no judgement. For what is felt, its pure from the heart.... Like rain in the misty morning, the soft touch of rain pattering on the roof top. Two hearts beat as one.... Author...Me... So be nice lol
Introduction To Paul And Sondra's Writings
Help
If your going to read this, get some tissues. She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: "How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?" The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it." Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?" The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university." Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good-bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. "Would you like a lock of his hair?" the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally. The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for Study. He said it might help somebod
Racism
You call me "Cracker", "Honkey", "Whitey", "Gringo" and you think it's OK. ...But when I call you Kike, sand nigger, rag head ,Towelhead, WOP, Camel Jockey, Gook, nigger, slant eyes or Chink you call me a racist. -You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live? -You have the United Negro College Fund. -You have Martin Luther King Day. -You have Black History Month. -You have Cesar Chavez Day. -You have Yom Hashoah -You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi -You have Al Qaeda -You have the NAACP. -You have BET. -If we had WET(white entertainment television) ...we'd be racist. -If we had a White Pride Day... you would call us racist. -If we had white history month... we'd be racist. -If we had an organization for only whites to "advance" our lives... we'd be racist. -If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships...you know we'd be racist. -In the Million Man March, you believed that you were m
Check This Out!!!
Please send my friend Dave Chlad some love! He just recorded his first CD. You can watch his 3 videos by using the links below. Access his fubar page here: =========================== illplayuasong@ fubar http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mS7UvDVlhug http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3rSONt6kn4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdJpN6L-cd4
Contest
please click the link... thank you!! PLEASE COME HELP US BOMB IN A CONTEST BETWEEN TWO OF THE LARGEST BOMBING FAMILIES ON FU we are catching up again but need a lil more help please come rate and drop some comments look forward to seeing you there THANK YOU!! (((((HUGS)))) I wish to take this time to thank each and EVERY one of my friends who have helped me SO much by bombing like mad in order for me to win a VIP you are all AWESOME!!! thank you to "cup of Joe" for adding me to the comp !! please show this man sum serious luv!!!! Cup Of Joe@ fubar please show these amazing ppl some luv!! they are MOST deserving of it!! &hearts TumsFun &hearts UK Leveller & W.I.S.E UK@ fubar Daz@ fubar ~*ÇŁĂ˙MŘ®Ę*~ *DEMON CREW* & * W.I.S.E.U.K.F*
Thursday Night Nov. 29, 07
Ok, as most of you know I am a big Dallas Cowboys fan, So wherever all of my Fu friends are located in this world, I want to hear from you all on Thursday November 29, 2007 and I want you all to say "How Bout Them Cowboys."
Come On Over
OKAY MEN I NEED SOME HELP PLEASE I NEED YOU TO RATE.COMMENT.SALUTE. CRUSH .FAN . ADD ME . I AM IN A CONTEST WITH A FEW FRIENDS. I AM TO WIN THEM WITH ALL THE ABOVE I REALLY NEED SOME HELP HERE AND YOUR ALL SO WONDERFUL TO ME THANKS FOR YOUR HELP VIP WELCOME AND BLAST THANK YOU MEN MY LOVE TO YOU ALL YOU HAVE BEEN SWEET TO ME
Rate Me Please
P: You are popular with all types of people. A: You like to drink. U: You really like to chill. L: You are great in bed. I'll tell you it's damn close... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A : You like to drink. B : You like people. C : You are really silly. D: You Are Great in bed E: Awesome in bed F : You are dead sexy. G : You never let people tell you what to do. H : You have a very good personality and good looks. I : You Are Great in bed. J : People Adore you. K:your wild and crazy L: You Are Great in bed M : Best kisser ever. N : You like to drink. O: Awesome kisser. P : You are popular with all types of people. Q : You are a hypocrite. R : Easy to fall in love with. S : You are fuckin crazy. T : You're loyal to those you love. U : You really like to chill. V : You are not judgemental. W : You are very broad minded. X : You never let people tell you what to do. Y : Best bf/gf anyone could ask for. Z.: Always remembered Heres a link
Possible Or Impossible
You t old me i could be/do anything For some reason i believed this Till others showed me otherwise Standing in my way stopping me from getting ahead But yet still in many ways i believed this Knowing without hope there is nothing So still trying to be just me Hoping one day it's enough To honestly prove that you were right Just wanting to be me Finding love and happiness that is true This is what i want and need Truely loved for me Not for who others want me to be Or can get from me Or if i'm asking for the Impossible for wanting to be truely loved for me
If I
If I could find the words to say That would take the breath in you away I'd recite them to you every hour, every day And make any sacrafice, Any price I'd pay If I could write the perfect song That would heal all your wounds, right any wrong I'd compose a symphony with harmonics by the throng And sing my confession of love to you all day long If I could make you feel inspired That would fill you with hope when you were stuck in the mire I'd lift you up 'till you were heaven higher And bring you back down with earthly desire If I could show you at a glance That would prove my love is without circumstance I'd show you how you gave me the chance And share my soul and our lovers dance If I could show you how you make me feel That your touch makes my senses reel I'd pledge my cherished devotion with kises sealed And love you with a passion that would make you kneel If I could have the change again That would start our lives where our love began I'd love you n
Contest
i have 22o FuCking FriEnDS but onLy 7o FanS of mE. FaN Me PLeAsE!!!!!!!1
Inside Us All
Where does innocence go We all start out innocent Then somewhere along the way Our innocence is lost In it's place mistrust and doubt So where does it go This innocence we lost Why di we lose this Is there some unwritten law That innocence may only be for the children To be lost on Our journey t9 audlthood If so who wrote this law Why does this person or being have this right in Our lives making Us lose faith in One another Not seeing the beauty around Us Cause this would mean slowing down Taking time to open Our eyes to Nature Understanding how pretty a rose cn be if left to bloom Or taking pleasure in watching a child grow Learning new things How the little things mean the most in life Without them we have absolutely nothing The most expensive gifts cost nothing Cause time love and smiles are worth nothing at all Till theyare
See My New Video
yeah--it's only 57 seconds long--a quick performance lol--it's my song 'Dogpark' recorded at the Vintage on 8/9/2006--please see it--love ya's please enjoy--my 13 yr old daughter Rebek'ah directed
Sensual Woman
I’m a sensual woman. I am warm, wet and high on passion. Arousing and seducing my lover. Sensually teasing and flirting. I utilize my senses. Starting foreplay with my eyes, gently touching my man and his manhood. I whisper my needs in a seductive lusty voice. I welcome my love between my thighs, guiding him to my passion points. Our warm bodies mold together with thrust and friction. I savor the sexually fulfillment A sensual woman I mount my lover and slip his manhood deep inside. Using my womanhood to hold him tight, as I ride into sexual bliss. I am a sensual woman. Making love slow and easy, never rushed. I want to sexually please my lover, so he in turn can please me. I’m a sensual woman living daily with passionate thoughts of how to make the next pleasurable moment better than the last.
Just Wanna Say Hi
Just wanted to say hi to all my friends and god i miss not being able to be on here and chat and play and yes do morphs and comments..... grrrrrrr i miss it all...but most of all i miss all my friends who i have came to now.....SOON i will be back and so much more fun...... got alot to catch up on u know..... see u all soon...... love..... Tongue.....
Fill This Out Please
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND OR HUSBAND OR WIFE - REPOST THIS! LET THE FUN BEGIN........ 1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm cute? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12.Condom or skin? 13.Have sex on the first date? 14.Would you kiss me during sex? 15.Do you think I would be good in bed? 16. Would you use me as a booty call? 17.Can I use you as a booty call? 19.Can we take pictures of the act? 20.How long would we have sex? 21.Would you tell your friends about me? 22.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! TITLE IT-Naughty Appli
Coolest Picture Contest
SEND ME A MESSAGE ON FUBAR AND I WILL CONTACT YOU ABOUT THIS AND WE WILL GET YOU SET UP FOR THE CONTEST THANKS AND MOST OF ALL HAVE A NICE DAY... YOUR REJECTION OF THE CONTEST WILL HAPPEN IF ONE OF THESE ACTIONS HAPPEN.... 1. someone starts promoting any LOUNGE as a comment on this profile anywhere if it has a link or has a clicking link or even the name of a lounge in the comment your pictures will be deleted by me and you will not receive any gifts for that round period... 2. trash talk starts with in more than one person on your picture in comments your picture will be deleted... and you will not receive any gifts that round period... 3. if there is someone that is posting a link on this profile that is hosting this contest if anyone is promoting their pictures or their profiles in any way you will be rejected and not receive any gifts this round.... your profile is promoted through your picture name... with in there you can have everyone view your prof
Twas The Nigh Before Christmas... My Favorite Story
IT WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse ; The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that ST. NICHOLAS soon would be there ; The children were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads ; And mamma in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap, Had just settled down for a long winter's nap, When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter. Away to the window I flew like a flash, Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash. The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below, When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer, With a little old driver, so lively and quick, I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick. More rapid than eagles his coursers they came, And he whistled, and shouted, and called
Just Blog Stuff
Your holiday mood is... Grinchy. (And this was a surprise?) Check in the mirror—are you turning green? You're acting grinch-cranky and kinda grinch-mean. Yep, you're grinchy! You feel like your head will explode if you see one more cheery-but-fake holiday smile. If you could skip the holidays completely, you would. It sucks to feel this way when everyone else is bursting with joy, but sometimes grinchiness is only temporary. Maybe try the quiz again in a few days? Are your friends acting moody? Send them a link to the holiday mood quiz! 12% of the people who took this quiz got the same evaluation. You are in Love! You love the person that you are with and it will last a long time. 'Are you in Love?' at QuizGalaxy.com Your Dating Style:Casual Dating You are all about taking things as they come, you may just date someone once or it could turn into a life long thing. You just enjoy the mystery of it all. 'What is your dating style?' at QuizGalaxy.com
What About You?.....
My fubar pal, kritter07, is ALWAYS in deep thought...so i ask him?...what is the thought for the day???....and sure enuff he tells me "you can never get enough sex"........ ...hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..... ..i agree. ....what about you?............
Can I Kiss You?
I ask if I may kiss you. You just smile; no answer is necessary. My initial kiss is just a flirting of our lips. My tongue lightly flicking - Like I am asking, "Do you want me?" The tip of my tongue runs all around your lips. Touching every part, Inside and out - Over and over again. Tickling you, tickle, tickle, goes my tongue. Now I press my lips gently to yours. Rubbing your lips back and forth against mine. My kisses are hot and fast. I cannot rest long in any one place. I have such a need to go on. I trail kisses of passion all over your face. Then back to your mouth. Our tongues dance together. We are exploring. I circle your tongue with the tip of mine. You echo the pattern back to me. I lick the sides, underside and the top. You echo back. I suck your lower lip. You echo back. We repeat, repeat, repeat. The sensations are driving our emotions. We are wild for each other. You thrust your tongue in and out. The movements are rhythmic and stabbing. Si
Just A Dream
My mind screamed out "Make love to me" My body screamed out "Make love to me" He did more than that Without a word Without a thought He touched, licked, kissed, nibbled, and sucked on places that my body thought had lost feeling Passion, Desire, Lust He knew just what I wanted From the top of my head to the tip of my toes I shivered Cried out Then fainted The rush of sensation passed through my body It made all the tiny hairs stand up on end Just a touch and all of my feeling came back to me From just his touch I fell asleep that night - peaceful Only to awake the next morning and realize that he was already gone Just a dream I don't know; but when he comes back we shall start all over again and again and again
I Get It.
So you say you're ignored As it is, Well, give us your sad, sad trip You're right, I get it It all makes sense, you're the perfect person So bright, so wrong Let's all live in your imaginary life Assumed it's whether We're right or wrong We're doomed, and there's plenty for all How dare you catch me counting How dare you call at all How dare you call it suffering How dare you call at all You're right, I get it It all makes sense, you're the perfect person So bright, so wrong Let's all live in your imaginary life Press on these tannins They double in time The touch of life, once failed to mention so far Of course the law is fountains Or face to face remorse A fast and restless blackmail Like pent-up fetish force You're right, I get it It all makes sense, you're the perfect person So bright, so wrong Let's all live in your imaginary life Do you want enough? Do you want it all? Should you need it at all? Takes a minute to see Do you want en
Everyones Question Here
Rest In Peace "family Of Bj99"
Inner Strength If you can start the day without caffeine, If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it, If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time, If you can take criticism and blame without resentment If you can ignore a friend's limited education and never correct her/him, If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend, If you can conquer tension without medical help, If you can relax without liquor, If you can sleep without the aid of drugs, Then You Are Probably The Family Dog! The Man Rules­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­ At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear " the rules" From the female side. Now here a
Precious
Of high cost or worth; valuable. Highly esteemed; cherished. One who is dear or beloved; a darling. This is what precious means in the dictionary. Someone whom is held dearly and cherished by someone...this means alot to me this name, it is something that i take seriously, and that i feel hold special meaning to me for one it was given to me by You Sir. It is something that i feel You gave me for a reason Sir, it means something to You, i am Your beloved precious....Your pride and joy, Your lover and Your submissive. i am so very grateful that You have chosen the name that You have for me Sir having read what the meaning are. Precious to me means a whole wide variety of things Sir....for one it means acting on Your behalf, showing that i truly understand and appreciate what it means to be Lord Fury\'s precious. I cherish and adore the fact that i am able to adorn precious as my name Sir. To me it means acting as though i am valuable to You, showing my grati
The Dance
Looking back on the memory of The dance we shared 'neath the stars above For a moment all the world was right How could I have known that you'd ever say goodbye And now I'm glad I didn't know The way it all would end the way it all would go Our lives are better left to chance I could have missed the pain But I'd have had to miss the dance Holding you I held everything For a moment wasn't I a king But if I'd only known how the king would fall Hey who's to say you know I might have changed it all And now I'm glad I didn't know The way it all would end the way it all would go Our lives are better left to chance I could have missed the pain But I'd have had to miss the dance Yes my life is better left to chance I could have missed the pain but I'd have had to miss the dance
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When I Call Your Name
I rushed home from work like I always do I spent my whole day just thinking of you When I walked through the front door my whole like was changed Cause nobody answered when I called your name A note on the table that told me goodbye It said you'd grown weary of living a lie Your love has ended but mine still remains But nobody answers when I call your name Oh the lonely sound of my voice calling Is driving me insane And just like rain the tears keep falling Nobody answers when I call your name Oh the lonely sound of my voice calling Is driving me insane And just like rain the tears keep falling Nobody answers when I call your name Oh nobody answers when I call your name
The Path
The Path Just beyond the city lights Not too far away Secluded from the noise Other than the trickle of the stream There is a path That will peel the stress away Like the layers of the trees And when you look up Only to see speckles of sun Dancing with the leaves The air is crisp A mysterious place Full of wonders Where you roam its space Trails leading to treasure Wounds heal and strength builds Passions replenish Consumed with every breath Mesmerizing intensity Encapsulating you in its essence For all that it has endured Captivated by its intricate simplicity
The Great And Wonderful Things From My Brain To Yours!
So...the semester is almost over and I am already about to lose it. All I can think about is getting home and getting laid! A nice, long, hard fuck with some cute, sexy, little 18 year old. God...sometimes college REALLY fucks with you. Out
For Them
they do it for us- show some FN support Body: You stay up for 16 hours. He stays up for days on end. You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls. He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists. You complain about how hot it is. He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow. You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong. He doesn't get to eat today. Your maid makes your bed
A Different Christmas Poem
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the
Stupid.
This is utterly stupid that people get upset at me for not rating their pictures back. I have to ask, do you know how many picture rates and profile rates I get in a day? Over 300 at least! How am I supposed to return them all?! I have a life to live! I'd have to sit at the computer all day to be able to return them all! I try my hardest to return rates, but sometimes there are just too many! I appericate everyone that rates me! I just get called so many rude names for not rating back. And I'm getting sick and tired of it. So if you don't understand why I can't always rate you back, then I don't know how to make you understand. But I'm sick and tired of the rude names that I get called on a day to day basis by some of you. Please, its only FUBAR. Where I love each and every one of my friends and fans, I WILL NOT tolerate being disrespected by ANY of you. NONE of you really know me. So PLEASE stop and think before you decide to send hatemail my way. Because I'm TIRED OF IT!!! Th
They Protect Us All
CHINESE PROVERBS Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok . Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. Man who live in glass house sho
Why Do Friends Leave Me?
why do my friends leave me or just stop talking?

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